Rambling 141: What is Art?

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Does all art have meaning? Does creation have to be intentional to be considered art? The duo unpacks art, the meaning behind it, the evolution of art, artistry and what it takes to be an artist on this episode of Rambling.

Rambling 141: What is Art?

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Topics Discussed

  • Evolution of Radio
  • Comedy Bang Bang
  • Earwolf
  • Meaning Behind Art
  • Accidental Art
  • Artist, Consumer, Product
  • Spotify
  • Everything is Art
  • The Jordan Harbinger Show
  • Music
  • Best Rapper
  • Alex Grey
  • Salvador Dali

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

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Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I am your host, Jack.

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Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So go find people, tell them, hey, listen to this show. And you got to say with that radio voice. I did right there, hey, listen to the Just Conversation podcast live every Saturday at 8:00am At 8:00am yes. Usually when it goes up, I think, oh, okay. I'm 99% sure that it goes up at 8am okay. So that people have it on weekends.

Cristina: But they have to say, like, that.

Jack: They have to use their radio voice anytime they're referencing anything on the radio.

Cristina: But we're not on the radio.

Jack: You're right. Facts. This is Internet.

Cristina: This is Internet. Yes.

Jack: You're hearing our voice through the interwebs of the world.

Cristina: And the YouTube. I guess that's part of the Internet too.

Jack: But, like, all the things.

Cristina: All the things. Yeah, we're everywhere.

Jack: You can listen to us on wherever you listen to us.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I mean, if you're already hearing this, then wherever you are is fine, but.

Cristina: You still have to talk in that voice. Are you just talking in that voice to introduce this?

Jack: Yeah, you gotta tell people about the show. Listen to the Just Conversation podcast.

Cristina: Do people still make that voice? I mean, on radio?

Jack: I don't know. Right?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: I feel like it's gotten more casual.

Cristina: It's become more podcasty.

Jack: Yes. There's a. Like, every f****** morning, there's a radio station. I hear that went from being a typical boring station to now just being 24. Seven podcasts.

Cristina: How do they do it? It's not the same people, is it?

Jack: No, it's just like, sport podcasts straight through a channel. It's like, whoa, that's kind of cool that they just, you know, a channel on the radio doing nothing but podcasting. No music. No nothing. Just podcast. No music, no music. Just podcasts.

Cristina: What, and that works for them?

Jack: I have no idea. I have no idea. How do you. How do we go about finding ratings for radio?

Cristina: I'm sure they're out there somewhere. There's gotta be. There's someone rating everything.

Jack: No, not people rating them. Like, how many people see a Thing.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like, are people tuning in simply because it's a podcast of sorts?

Cristina: Yes. Hasu.

Jack: I don't know, because that's true. Question.

Cristina: Are there a bunch of podcasts about sports because there's a lot of listeners or there's just a lot of people who enjoy talking about sports? Like, is there a lot of people that want to hear about sports or want to talk about sports? What's more, Both.

Jack: I don't. What's more, obviously people who want to hear about sports.

Cristina: It has to be, right?

Jack: Yeah. Like by default, way less people want to talk than there are people who want to talk.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Even people who love talking don't necessarily want to just talk sports. And even people who want to talk sports don't necessarily want to talk sports in front of a microphone.

Cristina: Yeah. And yet so many people do.

Jack: There's not a lot of people in that station. There might be like 12 people. Total 12 people throughout the course of the whole day.

Cristina: The whole day. Yeah.

Jack: Well, you're like, it's not a lot.

Cristina: Who wants to do that? I don't know.

Jack: They do.

Cristina: They do.

Jack: That's why they're doing it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Otherwise they wouldn't be. They'd be like, f*** this job, I'm leaving. Yeah, but like, they like sports. They have to be familiar with sports. It's not a thing you can't. Can not like, and then participate in. You have to know what you're talking about.

Cristina: Mm I wonder if they need to make a channel then for other things. If they can do that with sports, they can definitely do that with just like those ladies that do criminal.

Jack: Oh my God. You're talking about something kind of amazing. Like what if you turned on your radio and instead of hearing s***** music on loops.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There are stations dedicated to certain. It doesn't even have to be dedicated to certain things. Right. It could be like, you know, true crime is to some degree, it's true based on true crap. And it's dark. So this could be like the late night radio hour starting at like 8:00pm yeah.

Cristina: So it'll be like watching TV, but.

Jack: Yeah, but on the radio.

Cristina: Podcast.

Jack: And so the radio then plays it in disorder. So during a day they'll have more kid friendly things.

Cristina: Educational.

Jack: Educational, Yes. I guess not kid friendly because what kid is going to listen to podcasts but educational things and stuff. Funny things or funny things, but you know, not rated R. Yeah. And it's pretty much going to be education, like NPR stuff. A bunch of NPR stuff in the middle of the day and, like, shows that just talk about interesting things and talk to interesting people in relatively average ways.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then towards the late nights, you get the true crime podcast, the paranormal podcast, all these other kinds of fringy things. And maybe throughout the day, sprinkled, you get a couple of audio dramas. One here, one there. And so you got a little bit of everything going on.

Cristina: You need some audio dramas. What?

Jack: Yeah, that'd be pretty badass.

Cristina: Yeah. Let's start this channel.

Jack: You know who should, though? Scott Aukerman with all the Earwolf shows.

Cristina: We should do a radio.

Jack: Radio station that you just tune in and there's a schedule.

Cristina: Oh, yes.

Jack: Oh, yeah.

Cristina: That's a lot of stuff.

Jack: And then people fight for time slots all over again. Like, you could put it up whenever you want. That still works.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But your wolf radio is also going to want it. So your show has to be of a certain quality at the same time that you can still put it up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if it's. That if it meets the requirements, it could move to prime time. You want to get to prime time? When is the prime time for people to listen to podcasts? You want to be there.

Cristina: I feel like it. Wouldn't Comedy Bang Bang end up there. It would be his own show or.

Jack: No, it would be whatever makes him the most money.

Cristina: Ah, okay.

Jack: You know.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Like, if it's prob. Out of all the things on Earwolf, Comedy Bang Bang is the powerhouse.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But, like, how did this get made pretty up there?

Cristina: How did this. Oh, yes.

Jack: That's way listened to show.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You know, so there's things.

Cristina: There are things, yes.

Jack: And Conan's shows on Earwolf, isn't it?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: D***. That might be the moneymaker. That might be more than one that.

Cristina: I don't know if it's on that, though. The one that. What's his name? Will Ferrell. He does.

Jack: He's on Earwolf as well.

Cristina: I'm not sure, but if that is a Earwolf show. Whoa.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting.

Cristina: But I'm not sure if that is. Or if he's even still doing that. That might have been just a.

Jack: No, I think he's still doing it.

Cristina: Oh, really?

Jack: Yeah, I think he's still doing it. What the h*** is it called? The Ron Burgundy show.

Cristina: He must really love that character. I don't know if he does. I find him annoying, but people love that character.

Jack: Ron Burgundy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. People f****** hate Ron Burgundy.

Cristina: Oh, people hate that.

Jack: Well, no, people love Ron Burgundy.

Cristina: They love to Hate him.

Jack: Because they hate Ron Burgundy. They're like, this is a despicable human. You know who Ron Burgundy would get along with?

Cristina: Who?

Jack: Bad Grandpa.

Cristina: What?

Jack: They're the same vein.

Cristina: Like, I don't know.

Jack: But, you know, I do love the Ronald Burgundy podcast.

Cristina: You do?

Jack: Yeah. I love this. I hate it, and I love it.

Cristina: So you're the exact people that listen.

Jack: The specific episode that's the best is when we couldn't tell whether Peter Dinklage was acting or not.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's like, yes, they're acting. We have to look this up to find out he was acting. But, God, he's such a good actor.

Cristina: Yes. Because it sounded like he was really there to read some poetry.

Jack: Like, who the h*** doesn't want to hear poet, dude? I was angry because it's like, peter Dinklish is gonna read f****** poetry, dude.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Holy f***.

Cristina: Yeah. And I think the story was, like, it was his child's poetry or some weird story like that. I don't know, man.

Jack: So awesome. Peter Dinklage reading poetry. I was truly intrigued. I'm like, yeah, this is awesome. And then Ron just f****** it up.

Cristina: And it was so believable.

Jack: Yeah. It's because Will Ferrell is also a great actor.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So Will Ferrell playing this troll. Committed to the troll.

Cristina: And Peter Dinklage being outraged.

Jack: So committedly.

Cristina: Yes. Very believable.

Jack: Yeah, man. That was pretty great. I dig it. Hated every second of it. Beloved every second of it. Because if it can make you feel anything, it's doing what it was meant to do.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's the point of all art, Right. To make you feel some s*** one way or another.

Cristina: But all art. I don't know. I don't know.

Jack: Fair enough. Not all art. No.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something. It doesn't have to be the. Feel the same thing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It comes into the idea of, like, abstract paintings, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Where you're looking for aesthetic. A color pattern that works in the painting or type of strokes that look a certain way. An effect. You're looking for an effect.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Not necessarily something to provoke emotion, because I find it could, but that's 99% of the time. Just pretentious art douchebags who are pretending there's something in there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I love to talk to an artist who's like, yeah, my art had no f****** meaning. And then they tell me, like, but the f****** idiots selling it swear there was meaning, and the people buying it were dumber who ate it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. But the Passion behind his strokes. And it was so you can see the anger in the thing.

Cristina: And it's like selling a story that's really good. It's not even about the art anymore. It's about the story.

Jack: Well, this is my point. People are eating that s*** up, but there's nothing f****** there.

Cristina: There is the story that guys is.

Jack: Selling, then you are not feeling the painting.

Cristina: Well, the story. You think the painting.

Jack: It's not about the painting. The painting had none of that.

Cristina: No. Well, the artist didn't, but the person who's seeing it now does have that.

Jack: Yeah, but it's not about the. It's what they were pitched on.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It has nothing to do with the painting.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Somebody invented a narrative, and now somebody's following the narrative and they're associating it with the painting. But that did not come from the painting.

Cristina: That didn't. I know.

Jack: While the artist is like, well, this combination of red and white goes great with my kitchen. That's red and white.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You know, and it's like just the strokes and whatever. There's. You know, my kitchen has stripes on the walls, and I wanted to make some nice vertical stripes that match the color schem. Assuming somebody else has a similar thing going on somewhere in their lives. And they see and they're like, oh, this goes perfectly. There's no emotion in the sense of, oh, I feel the anger. But there is a pleasant aesthetic feeling, like, when you just see something beautiful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That is what you're trying. So you're trying to get them to.

Cristina: Feel something, but just not a strong feeling.

Jack: It could be strong. You could be like, this is so beautiful. I've seen abstract art, and I'm like, what the f***? This is amazing.

Cristina: How did they do it? Yeah, usually.

Jack: But I'm also not like, oh, I can see the sadness in the. Like, who the f***, dude, Come on.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You know, it's like you're getting them to feel something different. There's the boring basic emotions. Oh, make you sad, make you happy, make you angry.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Make you depressed. Whatever. You know, make you feel love or whatever. But then there's the more obscure, abstract emotions, like just beautiful without emotion other than beautiful. Not happy, beautiful. It could be dark and beautiful. It could be sad and beautiful, could be gloomy and beautiful. But the beauty is what you're looting to. It's just like, wow, this is really impressive. Or how elegant the way the brush moves or whatever.

Cristina: Some abstract feeling for abstract feelings versus.

Jack: Just the normal boring feelings that everybody gets.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That if you can do that, that's the purpose of art, I think. I think it's also crazy subjective, but that's what I believe the true point of art is you're gonna feel something if you feel nothing. But also, I think it would be impossible to feel nothing.

Cristina: I think it's impossible. There's no way. You have to feel something.

Jack: Even if it's like.

Cristina: Even if it's positive or negative. Yeah. Like, if it's like, I don't like it or I do like it, that's something.

Jack: But if you could manage to be neutral, that's garbage.

Cristina: There's no way you could be neutral about it. I don't think that's possible. I don't think you could be neutral about any art.

Jack: You don't think that. You look at it and you're like.

Cristina: Okay, no, I don't know if that's possible. That's so weird.

Jack: You neither feel good nor bad about it. It's just like, okay, it's a thing.

Cristina: No way. But I guess there has to be. Maybe for photography, I don't know.

Jack: No, everything has to have. Everything has to. Have you seen a photo that you're like, no, that's a photo.

Cristina: Yes, that's a photo. I guess.

Jack: But then you see a photo, you're like, how the f*** did he catch that?

Cristina: Yeah, but that's. I guess, a person who's not trying to do something and someone who is.

Jack: Sometimes great things happen by accident. Making assumptions here.

Cristina: Yeah. Yes, I am.

Jack: Sometimes great things happen by accident. That's perfectly fine. You're skilled when you could do it intentionally. Yeah, but awesome things happen by accident.

Cristina: But in our accident, everywhere.

Jack: Everywhere, there are no exceptions to the rule. There are just as many talented people as. There are skilled people as. There is random look.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, there is random look.

Jack: Sometimes you're just f****** around and something happened, and now that's gonna be your thing because now you're obsessed with figuring out how to do it. Yes, but it happened by accident like that.

Cristina: The painter you interviewed, it was by accident, and now it's her thing.

Jack: Yes, Renee. Renee, Renee.

Cristina: Yes. She found her thing by accident.

Jack: By accident. She just threw the paint on a canvas and then came back the next day and saw what looked like a face and then started picking at it. By accident. Was that there? She's had a moment of frustration, and that is exactly what happened. Sometimes by accident. And then you're like, whoa, wow, there's something here.

Cristina: Yeah, but to redo it, that's how that seems Harder to do once you.

Jack: Yeah. That's when you commit to it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because now you know where you're looking.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Before, you were just winging it. Now you know where you're looking.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. How did we get here? From the radio.

Jack: Because the radio is going to put podcasts on the radio. And then we're talking about Ron Burgundy, because Earwolf would be on the radio, and we were saying, is Ron Burgundy part of that? And then talking about that great episode in which it made us both angry.

Cristina: And happy, and that made us think of art.

Jack: Because art, that's art. That's like, all things.

Cristina: Okay. That's art.

Jack: That's art. It is a performance you're putting on.

Cristina: Yes. Everything's art.

Jack: Everything is art. Everything is art. For sure.

Cristina: Yeah. Is that what we're getting from everything? Is that why people love the Internet? It's just art.

Jack: The problem is when you consume more than you return, when you take more out of the world than you put into the world, you are a problem. You are a resource draining problem. That's why you become the product.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Not the consumer.

Cristina: But don't you need some of that? I guess. I don't know.

Jack: Not really. You don't need a consumer. I mean, you don't need a product. Not a person as a product.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But because so many people become just. They don't give anything.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: They become the product. So there's three kinds of people, Right. There's a person who makes a thing, there's a person who buys the thing, and there's a person who is the thing. Person who buys, person who makes the thing, we will call the artist.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The person who buys the thing has supported the artist.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The person who just watches the thing without buying the thing or without making the thing is the thing. That's that artist went outside, saw that guy doing nothing, made a painting about that person doing nothing as commentary for people doing nothing, and sold it to the guy who buys paintings.

Cristina: Okay. So the person buying the things is not a problem.

Jack: They're not as great as the other guy, but they're supporting he who puts back.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: So you're either the one putting back or you're making it easier for somebody else to put back.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But if you're just taking your. A resource problem.

Cristina: Yes. Like the people who steal off of music and.

Jack: Yes, exactly. If you're burning s***, you're stealing.

Cristina: Yeah. You're taking away someone else's.

Jack: Yes. They made that. People who watch like, UFC for free, they're a problem. They're a problem. Those fighters rely on the pay that the company gives them. The pay is based on how much money comes in from people buying all the locations from which they can watch. If you're sneakily taking it illegally for free, then that money never makes it to them. So they're missing some of the money that they're earning because you're stealing it. Yeah, they got you to watch, but they didn't get you to give them the money that you owe them. Now, that's theft. That is stealing somebody's art, somebody's creation. They put their bodies on the line so that you can have entertainment, something you won't do because you're f****** too scared to go and f****** get in a cage with somebody to go train because it's too time consuming and you're too scared, and you don't have the discipline. Meanwhile, you don't want to give him five bucks.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: That's all he's charging. Five dollars. Give me five dollars a month, and I'll give you my body to watch.

Cristina: Yeah. What?

Jack: You can do it.

Cristina: Mm. That's a problem.

Jack: That's a problem.

Cristina: So that's a huge problem. You call them the product.

Jack: Those people are the product.

Cristina: Even though what makes them a product?

Jack: I guess, because they are who everyone else is going to base their things on. Usually the person who's creating is using that person to create. Okay, so in the case of an artist, you're painting the flaws of the world. You're painting your inner thoughts, the things that bother you, the things that trigger you.

Cristina: And they're probably part of that.

Jack: They're probably part of that. Those people who are the ones who are not serving the world in any good way, those are the people you're making the art about. Then you're selling that to the person who's paying for the art.

Cristina: Yeah, but the person buying is not a problem.

Jack: The person buying is not a problem. Look at it like this. Let's use the UFC thing as an example again.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Bunch of people steal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So what does Dana White, the person who owns ufc, do? He hires a team of tech people to figure out how to invent a system that can allow them to track the people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Who are stealing it. To ban them now. To ban them. Yeah. Now, these people are the creators, and they're getting paid by Dana, the consumer, to solve the problem of the third party, the problem.

Cristina: Okay, so the product is a problem.

Jack: At the same time, the product is. You're always solving for the product.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. Somebody needs to consume.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And somebody needs to create. If you don't fall into either one of those two places, you're what's being traded.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: In the case of YouTube, there are the people who pay for YouTube.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There are the people who make YouTube.

Cristina: And there are people who see for.

Jack: Free, and there are people who watch it for free. So what was the workaround? Somebody got creative and decided, bomb those people with the ads.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now you're solving. So you. The consumer is paying to not get the ads, and the creator is creating the content that you are not getting the ads for. The thing that got sold in the interaction was the person who is watching it for free. You watching the ads is making it possible for the person who is making the content to get paid from the ads and from direct money that the other guy is giving to the creator.

Cristina: Both the people are helping. Both the other types of people. Not the creator, but the.

Jack: No, the person watching for free had to be solved for.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Which is where the ads came in.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because you can get people to give direct money.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But, like, if there are no ads, why would I give direct money?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So now you put ads in place, people will give direct money, and you're solving for the people who don't want to give direct money.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I guess they became the product.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you're selling them.

Cristina: You're selling them. That sounds so horrible.

Jack: But it's the case. It's always the case.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: In order to solve the UFC problem, you're selling the people. Those people are now the product you are selling. I need you to take these people into account. They're the free one. So I'm paying you to solve that problem. You make money because. F*** those people.

Cristina: But which people are you talking about?

Jack: The people who are watching it for free. In every case, it's the same people.

Cristina: No, no, no. Who's the other person that you're paying?

Jack: The tech people. Oh, who are solving the issue.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Which they do for video games too, don't they? Like people who hack GTA or something like that.

Jack: Yes. Yes. You are the cheater. Now you. Somebody became a paid individual.

Cristina: Dude, you probably get in trouble for that.

Jack: Somebody became a paid individual to solve you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There's the people who pay. You don't got to worry about them. There's people who made it. You don't got to worry about them. The people who are trying to get things for free. Now, there is a third party involved to Solve for you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You are the problem. The other two people are doing their part, so that is definitely how it goes.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Always some sort of problem out there.

Cristina: Yeah. So when are you gonna start this radio station?

Jack: I don't know. That would be amazing. I would love for that radio station to be created to turn on the radio. And there's nothing but podcasts and you randomly discover new podcasts and you're like, oh, s***, what's the name of this show? I want to go find it on, like, Spotify or whatever.

Cristina: Yeah. I wonder why that's not a thing yet. What is radio doing?

Jack: Radio and television are so slow to catch on.

Cristina: They really are.

Jack: How the f*** is cable surviving still?

Cristina: Exactly. Who has cable still?

Jack: They've tried everything. They're surviving off of their streaming services.

Cristina: The cable.

Jack: Yeah, they still have the traditional cable for like the 10 people who still have it. Yeah, but like, they also offer stream services. Way more people will pay you directly then you having to pay certain people to be on their channel. And whatever comes back afterwards is what you get. Because that's how like a cable company works, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You get put on their thing. I'm assuming you give them money of some sort. You give them money at the beginning. I want to be on your thing. And then over the cost of what I give you, whatever extra is directed towards me, I get. Or I guess it doesn't have to be that way. Put me on your thing. So you put us on your cable.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then if we make. That's free content. Yeah, I see. So we make the content. We put it on your TV platform. So your 30 channel cable package. Yeah, you put our channel there. And from our channel we get whatever percentage of views is total.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if we got 3% and 3% of all the money you get minus your cut belongs to us. That makes sense, right?

Cristina: I think so. I don't know. I don't know how cable works.

Jack: Think of Spotify. How music plays.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's a billion trillion freaking songs on Spotify.

Cristina: Do they have advertisement on Spotify?

Jack: Yeah. Okay, but there's a billion trillion tracks on Spotify. And based on the total number of listens, whatever percentage of everything that is, you get that percent of the total money that comes in after Spotify takes its cut.

Cristina: Yeah. That's probably what cable does.

Jack: Yeah. So if Spotify makes a billion $100 million and they take 100 million as their cut, there's only a billion dollars left. But Eminem does 1% of all listens on The Internet on Spotify. Okay, so he gets, what, $10 million out of that?

Cristina: Okay, so it depends on, like, how well you did and everything. Okay, Right.

Jack: So he would. Because it's 1%. 1% equals 10 million. I'm assuming that's right. Boom, he has his cut. Because he was worth 1%.

Cristina: Yeah. You think he's worth 1%?

Jack: H*** no. H*** no. There's way too many.

Cristina: Too many.

Jack: Too much. The print. Like, if the percentage is such a small decimal, it'd be like three points down before you even have a digit.

Cristina: Yeah. There's probably no one at 1%.

Jack: There's nobody 1%.

Cristina: There's no way. There's too many artists.

Jack: That means out of all the artists in the world, you make up 1% of all the listens out of everything.

Cristina: No, that's crazy. No.

Jack: If you took every musician in the world that's on. I guess every musician that exists on Spotify, you broke them up into 99 groups that were evenly distributed. There'd be 7,000 people in that group. 7,000 people in that group. You know.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then there's just you alone as the 1% versus 7,000 times 99.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: H*** no. There's no f****** way.

Cristina: I don't think so. But I.

Jack: He's like 00, 0, 001 and still s******* on everybody else.

Cristina: Yes, but how is cable surviving? So cable.

Jack: I'm thinking the same s***.

Cristina: And radio are dying, though I have.

Jack: No idea how radio does it. I'm assuming the same thing too, but really, I don't know.

Cristina: And soon, what else should be dead next? I think our phones. Phone companies. Let's get rid of them.

Jack: Phone companies are going to die. And the problem with phone companies are it's also outdated. Apps make up for everything. And you could buy WI fi things so that you don't even need to pay for your phone.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Texting is a thing of the past.

Cristina: Our technology is not keeping up.

Jack: No, technology is not keeping up with how. Well, some technology. Here's the problem. The older technology is struggling. These are old people struggling.

Cristina: Things that we depended on.

Jack: Yes. People are struggling to let go.

Cristina: Yeah. Let go, man. Get the next new thing.

Jack: Kind of sort of. Yeah.

Cristina: The nano chip or whatever it's called.

Jack: No, that's exaggerated. But like the apps.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's worth Zoom and Skype and WhatsApp and Gmail, Google chats and all these things. All of them defeat you needing to pay for text messaging.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if you can have something that carries wi Fi around. Then you've also defeated phone calls. You need needing data. No, because you can call through these apps.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, you can call and you.

Jack: Can text through these apps. You don't need to pay s*** on your phone company. Phone company should just get over it and just sell you Internet packages.

Cristina: Mm. That's it.

Jack: Just sell. Really convenient, beautifully priced, not crazy expensive Internet packages.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's it. Five dollars. You get three gigabytes of f******, like, great. Okay, that makes sense.

Cristina: Five dollars.

Jack: Everybody's doing everything on their phone. Not for a smartphone, for the service.

Cristina: Oh, yes. Yeah.

Jack: For the service that you'd put on a smartphone. And then, like, all you really need is the data. Or just say unlimited data. F*** it. Unlimited data. Do whatever.

Cristina: Yeah, unlimited data for five bucks. That sounds good.

Jack: You could be $10. It could be the price of, like, Netflix or some s***.

Cristina: $12.

Jack: That's the average, right? $12.

Cristina: The price is always hiring.

Jack: Not of Netflix specifically. Of all the services. If you were to put them, summarize together, like if you grab the average of all them, but some of them all. Yeah, it'd be like 12 bucks.

Cristina: Yeah. Mm.

Jack: So this Internet, unlimited Internet. 25. $12.

Cristina: $12, yeah.

Jack: Good. Now it's whose Internet is better? That becomes the argument. Now competition matters.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Our service is clear. You get signal most places. Boom. That's better. Now it matters.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Does your signal drop when you're in subway stations? Who has towers in subway stations? Now it matters. Now your $12 is better spent. How many places you gonna put those? $12. Everybody's gonna flock to whoever's best. Better be sweet with competition.

Cristina: That's great.

Jack: Yeah. We got to put it in train stations. It needs to be in planes. It needs to be here. It needs to be over there. In the middle of a cornfield, in the middle of nowhere. In the deserts, we need your phone.

Cristina: To work everywhere in the middle of cornfield.

Jack: Everywhere. Okay, everywhere. Whoever has the most coverage.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then again, companies could vary. Like, I don't want to put anything in the middle of cornfield. But then there's a company made by people who live in farmland.

Cristina: Yeah, but like, if you don't live in farmland, you don't need that cornfield.

Jack: Yeah, like, if you're never going to visit that s***, you don't need that thing. And maybe you could get add ons. Like, okay, city areas. Anywhere that's local towers. But for the further towers, you got pay a little extra. So anytime you're in a city, doesn't matter where in the world. You're in a city. Fine.

Cristina: Yes. But maybe better than ever or something.

Jack: Yeah. But let's say China, for example. Everything is f****** banned over there. It takes a little more work to put a tower in China.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So then we need you to pay extra to use the tower. That took us more money to put over there. Fair. But if you like going to Korea, like, that s***'s easy. They'll be like, whatever, put a tower over here, we need it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're probably the ones making the tower.

Cristina: Korea.

Jack: So, like, depending on circumstances, like, okay, we have towers in the desert, but took a lot of work. If you want to use those towers, you know, give us more money.

Cristina: Mm, that sounds good.

Jack: And people who live in the desert only pay for the desert towers. But if you want to go to the city, you know, you gotta pay.

Cristina: What?

Jack: I would like figuring out a way to do that.

Cristina: Well, if you don't travel, then it's no problem. You just pay that one price and that's fine.

Jack: Yeah, but that's interesting, actually, when you think about it, Right. Because we were over here talking about art, and then we're talking about, like, cell towers. Right. Technology is failing to adapt or whatever, but, like, that's an artist doing that.

Cristina: Doing what?

Jack: A person who designed the cell tower with practicality because it had to make sense. So the scientist decides, okay, this is what it got to look like. But then there's an architect, a designer.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This has to go into society.

Cristina: He's the artist.

Jack: And both artists is a collaborative effort.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: They're just working with different kinds of art. Yeah, my art involves numbers. And I'm gonna make something beautiful, something complicated, something that didn't exist before. I'm gonna bring it into existence the same way, except we just call that math and science. But you sat down, you thought about something didn't exist. You brought it into reality. Put some notes down, and here's what my art looks like. Very abstract, numerical. And you're like, oh, wow. Complicated. Interesting. I like how you figured out this detail and that detail. But if this was a painting, you'd be like, oh, it's interesting how you made this part and that part over there. And it's a different kind of art, but it's so art. Everything is art.

Cristina: Yeah. So the science is art, the science is art.

Jack: And then. Well, think about it. The arts includes everything. Why is a Renaissance person including science?

Cristina: The Renaissance person.

Jack: Yeah. Renaissance people know how to play the instruments, and they can paint, they can draw, and they can sketch. But every single one of them was also an inventor. They were those gears turned the same.

Cristina: Okay, right.

Jack: The contraptions they made, the innovations that moved society forward at the speed of light.

Cristina: They had some science in them. Yeah.

Jack: It's not just art.

Cristina: Or. Or.

Jack: It is art.

Cristina: It is art.

Jack: It's literally just art. But everything is.

Cristina: Art is art.

Jack: Everything is art.

Cristina: Everything is art. Yeah.

Jack: My art is thoughts.

Cristina: Your specific art?

Jack: Yes. I love to work with a thought and make something complicated and show it to somebody and then be like, wow, that's a beautiful arts and philosophy. Thoughts, Words. There you go.

Cristina: Words or philosophy?

Jack: Both.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Philosophy in words.

Cristina: Yes. Is your art.

Jack: Yes. I like to turn thought into words. Alan Watts is my f****** hero. He turns thoughts into words, but he's a poet above all things. Like, he's an artist and he shows you some beautiful. And you're like, wow, this is an amazing mental image.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I put my art into your head, then you see it inside of you.

Cristina: His art is complicated.

Jack: His art is complicated.

Cristina: He is an artist for sure.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He paints you a beautiful picture inside of your head using nothing but words.

Cristina: Yes. And some scientists could do that too.

Jack: Some scientists could do that too. That was all of Einstein's entire goal. It was to convey it in such a way that you can get it. Michio Kaku is a great communicator as well.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He developed the art of communication. Keyword. The art of communication. That's why we say that about a lot of things.

Cristina: Art of communication. Yeah.

Jack: The art of firing a gun.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Ever. You could attach that word to literally anything. The art of.

Cristina: The art of cooking.

Jack: The art.

Cristina: Cooking. Yeah.

Jack: Because everything, even shooting a gun. Well, look, the way he holds a gun in a particular way, his arm consumes some of the recoil, sending a shutter that keeps stability. It's beautiful how he does that and how he came up with this technique when usually I have a slightly left tilt and my hand consumes less of that. And there's art there. There's something to break apart. There's something to admire. The art of golf.

Cristina: Wait, can sports be seen as art? Yes.

Jack: All of it.

Cristina: All of it. Everything. Okay.

Jack: The Art of Charm, a beautiful podcast that teaches people how to be more socially active. But the word, the phrases, they've come up with. The art of charm. Just talking is an art.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, I gotta listen to that. That's pretty good.

Jack: Well, now it's.

Cristina: Oh, they changed.

Jack: Yeah. Art of charm is still existing, but now. Jordan Harbinger, show is where we go. Because Jordan Harbinger was the life of the art of charm, and he went and started his own show. So by the way, for anybody listening to this, if you are into podcasts about self improvement and just thinking outside the box and general information that helps you in life and success and business and relationships, the Jordan Harbinger show.

Cristina: He'll help.

Jack: Yeah, he is a great guy. His content is amazing. He is very intelligent, very charismatic, Very great lesson. So go check that out.

Cristina: I thought he was the art of the charm. He left it and it's got replaced with someone else. Or someone else was with him that whole time. I don't know.

Jack: Somebody else was with him, but there's another guy there too. Yeah. So I don't know.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There were three of them to start with.

Cristina: Whoa. Okay.

Jack: But yeah, you can go follow that. But anyways, point being that communication in itself is an art. How you approach somebody. Flirting is an art.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The. And it's a difficult art. Like, arts are difficult, but some are more difficult than others. And like flirting. People don't get that.

Cristina: No, no, they don't. But communication is so difficult in itself.

Jack: Communication is one of the hardest arts.

Cristina: Yeah. I think you gotta at least be in some good level with that before you get to the flirting stage.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. But it's so many different branches in something. And the art of communication. Right. Because flirting is one of them. But conveying like philosophic ideas or conveying science without notations, that's hard for scientists. They don't know how to communicate. They understand the numbers in their head. But a lot of scientists don't have the art of communication.

Cristina: No. What? No, but man, everything is art.

Jack: Everything is art. And the idea remains the same. Art should make you feel something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And there are many feelings that we take for granted. But understanding is a feeling.

Cristina: So then how can there be something that you don't feel anything for?

Jack: That's interesting. Right? There should be. Because neutral. Is neutrality. A feeling would be the question.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Do you feel neutral or are you neutral because you don't feel.

Cristina: That's complicated. Because everything would have to make you feel something no matter what.

Jack: Right. Because everything is art in.

Cristina: But like your phone. But you see all the time that it doesn't look like.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got an example. Right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So somebody's talking to you about science and you're just not interested. You're not pushing it away. You're not listening to it, but it's not registering Communication is still art and science is still art. But why aren't you connecting to it? That's neutrality. You felt nothing, so you can feel.

Cristina: But would you not be bored?

Jack: No. Because you're not bored. Bored would be being repelled by it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This sucks. You're feeling nothing. You're engaged, listening, and still not giving a f***.

Cristina: That's still something. There has to be something still there. I don't know. Because you're still engaged, so you at least find something entertaining, whether it's.

Jack: No. You could just be there listening and that's it.

Cristina: And feel nothing about it. I don't know.

Jack: I don't think you need to feel something about everything.

Cristina: You don't? I don't know. That's tough. That's tough.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Because I feel like I feel something for everything.

Jack: But then you're using subjectivity rather than objectivity. There are people who literally feel nothing.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: I guess that wouldn't be possible.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If everything made you feel something, you wouldn't possibly have people who feel nothing. That would be impossible. Because everything would make you feel something. Even, like, the concept of lack of emotion would be impossible if just one.

Cristina: Person felt a bunch of things.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. If everything was gonna make you feel something no matter what.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then you should never have a person who feels nothing. That would be impossible. But the fact that there could be people who feel nothing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Means that there are things to feel nothing about.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because even if. Well, I have zero motion. But art is gonna trigger motion no matter what. You have an unstoppable force and an unmoving object. Okay, that makes no sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We know for a fact there are people who feel nothing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So then the question is. We're debating one thing.

Cristina: So there's gotta be art that makes you feel nothing.

Jack: Yeah. If the unmoving object is the person who feels nothing, then art is not the unstoppable force. One of them has to cave.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And one of them is factual. The other one we're debating.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, so not all art can make you feel anything. Boom. Solid argument.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Interesting. No.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: But yeah. So the goal of art is ultimately to make you feel something.

Cristina: Are we art right now? Is this art?

Jack: This is podcasting as art. Again, we're talking. And I said, ideas and words are my art.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I talk, I communicate, I paint a picture.

Cristina: But we're sending art into people's ears.

Jack: Yeah. Podcasting is an art form. Some suck, some are great.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It really depends. People who listen to us, like absurdism. They like that we put a weird performance of sorts that is really detached and kind of gets crazy from occasion to occasion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But has logic and reason fueling it. Kind of like Rick and Morty to some degree. Like it's absurd and stupid.

Cristina: Yes. Like our Godzilla poop story.

Jack: Yeah. But it has underlying logic because all you're doing is using critical thinking and taking it to the next extreme with things that are totally irrational. You're just thinking rationally about irrational things.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: That's all that's happening. But it is an art form. Not everybody can do it, and they would like to do it. And they hear us do it, and they're like, how interesting that he went there with the thing.

Cristina: Yes, it is interesting.

Jack: That is art.

Cristina: That is art. Okay. If you feel neutral about our art, let us know. Yeah.

Jack: I do believe my favorite style of art is music because it's really profound. And obviously, I think everybody's favorite style of art is music.

Cristina: You think everyone's favorite.

Jack: Everybody. There's nobody who like people who are actively making art or listening to music while doing it.

Cristina: That's true. Unless they don't listen to. I don't know who doesn't listen to music.

Jack: I'm sure there's somebody.

Cristina: Yes, there's somebody. But it's not. There's not many.

Jack: No, there's not many people. The vast majority of people listen to music. The vast majority.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And, like, not everybody's out there looking at paintings. Not everybody's out there looking at graffiti or tattoos. Not everybody's out there. But I would say that visual mediums tend to be like. TV is a huge one.

Cristina: It is a huge one. Movies, for some reason.

Jack: Yeah, Movies, video games.

Cristina: Yeah. But when it comes to music, I.

Jack: Feel like more people are into music than they are into tv.

Cristina: But the things that they like about the music is different, like, from one person to another. What stands out to them?

Jack: Why wouldn't that apply to tv?

Cristina: Yes. I guess. I mean, like. Like, you can hear one song and it would be different.

Jack: Right. And you can watch one show and get different things.

Cristina: Get different things.

Jack: 100%. Let's take breaking Bad, for example. We watch it and we see a complicated story about a man who went from being a teacher to being a drug addict or drug dealer. My bad. The drug dealer. And somebody else sits down and they see complex camera work. Somebody else sits down and they just see, regardless of the acting, the writing behind this is amazing. Somebody else comes down, sits, and it's like, wow. The expressions these characters give. Like, this guy is acting as pretty solid. They're not even paying attention to what the f*** is being said. They're like, wow, the way he conveyed that is amazing. It's just different ways to look at the same thing.

Cristina: Okay. Those are some weird ways. But they have to be paying attention to the story, though.

Jack: I'm sure in every instance, everybody's paying attention to the story. But also, you notice and aren't aware. You notice when an amazing camera effect happens. You're like, wow, that was crazy looking.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: So you're also looking at the things they're looking at.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because people are focusing on different points.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Some people like the adrenaline of Breaking Bad. Some people like the story of Breaking Bad.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Some people are there, like, boring episode, Boring episode, Boring episode. Every season finale. Wow. Crazy. Because the crazy cliffhangers and the s***.

Cristina: That happens happens with Walking Dead to.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: People like the drama. Some people get the. The drama is the boring part.

Jack: Exactly, Exactly. Some people are there for the action. Some people there for the story. Some people there for the camera work. Some people are there for the writing. Some people were there to see amazing scenery as well. The detail they put into that scene. That's crazy looking.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's. Art is for everybody and different for everybody. Simultaneous.

Cristina: It's different for everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: So I think definitely music is my favorite. And. I don't know, depends on the musician too, what I'm looking for in a song, because, like, I understand. I. I'm really good at compartmentalizing things, so I don't need everybody to do everything. Like, I know an Eminem track has toss away beats.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But so does the Lil Wayne track, because one dude's just being a poet and the other one's all being a different kind of poet, I guess. But like wordplay. One is being technical with his writing, the other one's being very vivid with his writing. Both original, completely different ways. Double triple entendres with Eminem and complicated metaphors with Lil Wayne.

Cristina: And then what's Andre doing?

Jack: He's flowing over a song. So you need the beat for Andre because that's mad flow. But also, if you took the beat away from Andre, it would sound like there's a beat because of how he flows.

Cristina: So he doesn't really need a beat.

Jack: He doesn't really need a beat. He is the. The beat. His whole s*** is flow. There's nobody with more flow than Andre.

Cristina: Yeah, but when it comes to other styles of music, you wouldn't be looking for these type of things.

Jack: Well, it depends on the musician. For Jack White, not only does he have really intricate, amazing, well thought out beats that he's usually the one making, but his word plays up there. He has tricks with his vocal. Liz. Asian. Like, not just. I mean, no vocalization, because the singing is amazing too. But he's writing. What he's saying is so clever.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Same way with, like, Arctic Monkeys.

Cristina: That's way more clever. Yeah.

Jack: Alex Turner is being a poet the way Lil Wayne is just metaphor after metaphor after metaphor after metaphor. Unique ones, too. That phone by the Arctic Monkeys on the Tranquility Hotel and Casino album.

Cristina: Oh, Hotel. And that album is like, what?

Jack: Yeah, the album is freaking amazing.

Cristina: That's complicated in its own.

Jack: But then you look at somebody like Kendrick and all of the above is in there. Everything, Everything. Everybody's everything. The best of the best of the best of everything is in his work.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now, he himself isn't like, the best at wordplay. Eminem is.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he himself isn't the best of metaphors. Lil Wayne is. He himself doesn't have the best flow. Andre does. But he has all his thoughts at 9 if everybody else has him at 10.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if Eminem has 10 on wordplay, his metaphors are, like, out of 7. But Kendrick still has his metaphors at 9. And if Lil Wayne has metaphors at 10 and his wordplay at 7, well, Andre still has his wordplay at 9. And so if Andre. Did I say Andre Trice. Kendrick. Well, whatever. Kendrick. In all of these instances, I was saying Kendrick. I don't know if I was saying Kendrick. But anyways, if Andre has his flow at 10 and his wordplay and his metaphor is at 7, well, Kendrick still has his flow.

Cristina: All of it at nine.

Jack: All of it at nine. He's like, collectively better.

Cristina: He's not your favorite.

Jack: No, my favorite B. Eminem wordplay is so genius because Kendrick as an artist is better. He. The amount of producers on one track to make it sync up with him. Like, you couldn't separate Kendrick from the beat because it would fall apart.

Cristina: So you think once he leaves the people he's working with, though, he could.

Jack: Just hire other people.

Cristina: Mmm. Yeah.

Jack: They probably constantly rotating. Yeah, I doubt that the same 12 producers are always the same 12 producers. Like, it's probably just different producers doing different tricks.

Cristina: Crazy amount of tricks. I mean, it's because there's a crazy amount of producers.

Jack: So, yeah, everybody's got a thing they do, and they all throw their little special Sauce into a Kendrick track.

Cristina: Yes. He's amazing.

Jack: Yeah, his old tracks are great. Everything is amazing in his work.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But like, that's really high quality art. And we look at somebody like Alex Gray painting visionary paintings.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Amazing.

Cristina: Complicated, complicated.

Jack: What do people get out of that? People look at that in different ways. Some people feel a spiritual connection to something greater looking at his art, because they see a visual of what they were trying to reason in their heads to begin with. He paints a human body and he paints the energy you feel when you do something like DMT or LSD going through your veins and that sort of cold, hot feeling that you get on the surface of your skin and all those little tiny little details that he's.

Cristina: Able to paint that.

Jack: Yeah, and he paints that vividly. And then you see and you're like, oh, wow. He. He caught it. He caught the thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The thing I couldn't put into words in a million years. He got it different to what Alan Watts does. He's conveying a philosophic idea while Alex Gray painted a sensation you had that is crazy.

Cristina: A sensation you had. Yeah. What?

Jack: You trip and you see Earth as part of the universe and you as part of the Earth and a tree as part of you. And there's a little painting that's all of the above. It's a tree that grows into a person that's part of Earth and is the universe or something like that. Yeah, it's like just stuff he does. He brings out that thing you saw and didn't make sense in your head.

Cristina: Because he saw it. Dude.

Jack: Swapped right up to the gate.

Cristina: There's no way.

Jack: I'm telling you, Alan Watts, Alex Gray, and Albert Einstein all walked up to the gate.

Cristina: You think Albert Einstein?

Jack: No, definitely not. Okay, I know Alan Watts probably did.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He saw some s*** he should not have seen and came back with it. And I don't know how, and so did Alex. I don't want the h*** Alex saw. But what he saw was crazy because he paints him crazy. Some of his paintings are really dark.

Cristina: They are.

Jack: Yeah. He has a lot of really, really dark art.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Not all of it, but some of them. All crazy dark.

Cristina: Like Silent Hill dark.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. Cuz it's the good and the bad of tripping.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So if you've ever thought you were the devil or saw the devil, or your f****** body's melting or something that's there.

Cristina: My body's melting. That is a horrible, horrifying experience. What? Yeah.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Alex Grey's Crazy like that. Art in general is very amazing. Like that.

Cristina: The guy. What is my calendar? What's his name? Salvador Dali.

Jack: Salvador Dali's amazing.

Cristina: His pictures are melting. I don't know what his paintings. They look like people melting sometimes.

Jack: His paintings are. Because he's surrealist artist. Right. So it's just a bunch of weird things. You're like, well, it's kind of like this, but it's not. And it's like, not really that either. And it's like, it'll be a woman who's building.

Cristina: I don't tell what it is, but it looks disturbing in some way.

Jack: No, not necessarily tell what it is because, I mean, I guess, sort of. But it doesn't necessarily have to be disturbing. Like, there's a woman who's a building.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But she doesn't look like a building. But she does look like a building.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like she's just a woman. She looks just like a woman. But also she looks just like a building. But she doesn't look like a woman who looks like a building or like a building who looks like a woman. It just depends on which perspective you're looking at at any given moment. That it's just a building or it's just a woman.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That skill.

Cristina: That is. That's so crazy. I don't know how he did that.

Jack: I don't know how he does any of his stuff.

Cristina: Was he also doing. What did you say?

Jack: Oh, man, he. If he did drugs, he did something that was very, very different. Because what you see with Alex Gray is, like, acid type of s*** is like, dmt, like mushrooms, that kind of stuff. Psychedelics. If Salvador Dali took drugs to get where he got.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He was doing some f***** drugs.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because it's a weird breakdown of things. It would have been like. It could have been heroin. It could have been heroin. It could have been.

Cristina: There's always, like, ants everywhere.

Jack: They could totally have been heroin. Could have been meth.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Jack: It could have been any of those f*** drugs.

Cristina: What? That's so. I mean, who knows?

Jack: Could have been alcohol.

Cristina: It could have been alcohol.

Jack: F***. Ton of alcohol. Where s*** becomes unstable and kind of looks sort of like everything else.

Cristina: Yeah. Mmm. That's an interesting one. If it was alcohol.

Jack: Yeah. There's a couple of factors that could have led to his stuff being the way it is.

Cristina: Yeah. Or he's just super normal. I don't know. But his things. I don't know. It's just. It looks so strange to see something and it could be two different things. Yeah, it's like Eminem rapping in his three different things.

Jack: Yeah, well, he's mad skilled, I guess. Yeah. The interesting, interesting. I like that comparison. The Salvador Dali's art is like an Eminem song.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's several things layered on top of each other, and you're gonna see one of them and miss the other until you realize the other is even there.

Cristina: Like there was. I think it was elephants, but they were actually geese. Depending on how you were looking at it. Yeah.

Jack: If you flip the painting upside down.

Cristina: Yeah. What?

Jack: That's genius.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's skill. I don't know how the h***. I have no idea how he worked these things in his head. Salvador Dali. You guys need to go look at some art from Salvador Dali. Google it. Look at some images. Google Alex Gray. Look at some images. Listen to songs by Kendrick Lamar, by Eminem, by Lil Wayne, by Andre 3000. Go look at some architecture. Go look at some science notations. Read general relativity. So you can.

Cristina: You want everyone to become Renaissance men.

Jack: Yeah. Read general relativity. Listen to Alan Watts lectures.

Cristina: Paint, paint.

Jack: Do a little of everything.

Cristina: Yeah. Do everything.

Jack: Yeah. Anyways, I guess that's what art is. And now you guys know. We've taught you guys what art is because you didn't know. You didn't know before. Now we've told you what art is. You thought art was a painting and nothing else. Well, no, you're walking on art. You're breathing art.

Cristina: You gotta now make some art.

Jack: Cuz even nature made art.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because anything you make is art.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The question is, can art be made by accident? Yeah, it could. It could. Definitely. We had that at the beginning.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah.

Jack: It happened by accident. Art does not have to be intentional.

Cristina: Does that mean that we were. By accident?

Jack: Yes, everything. Everything. Anyways, if you guys want to hear more things of this nature. I'm not sure if we break down art, but we do talk about different kinds of art, like music.

Cristina: And we talk to artists.

Jack: We talk to artists. We literally talk to artists. Yes. We got Renee Schuller on the show. Musicians.

Cristina: Musicians. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Jack: Directors, whatever. Just look at the show. Go through our catalog of See things, and you can find all those things on the official website, greatthoughts.info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @JustConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review the show.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it?

Jack: Yeah, word of mouth. Extremely overpowered. People get blown away when you talk to them about the show, and you're like, hey, there's a show and you might like the show, so go listen to the show.

Cristina: And then seven days later, you die from cancer. Yeah, I don't have.

Jack: I don't know how long. I mean, you know, like 10 years later. It doesn't matter. Something like that. You'd live long enough to regret listening, at least. And also, you can find me on the stereo app having conversations with people, random strangers. All the time.

Cristina: All the time.

Jack: All the time. I'm just talking to strangers. Jumping on. You should check it out. Just to listen to other people talk. There's podcasts that happen exclusively on that app.

Cristina: When they follow you, though, do old conversations show up on that app?

Jack: Yes, they're all saved.

Cristina: Oh, that's so awesome. Okay, go listen to that.

Jack: Yes, you can hear all the old conversations. It's a whole other thing of content.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Yes, you can go listen to all the old conversations I've had of which are very trolly. And you can. You'll get notified. Make sure to turn those notifications on or whatever YouTubers say.

Cristina: Whatever the.

Jack: And you'll know when I jump on, I'm talking to somebody. So. Yeah.

Cristina: Yes. Go follow him. And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: So the lesson is that Dougie ing is a dance.

Cristina: It's just a dance.

Jack: But the Dougie. Because I heard somebody say, she showed me the Dougie. Actually, I think it was Eminem. She showed me the Dougie. Or some rapper. She showed me the Dougie.

Cristina: Maybe he really meant the dance.

Jack: I think the Dougie met her cooch. Her cooter.

Cristina: Her Cooter. Why would she name it that?

Jack: I don't think she named her Cooter. The Dougie. I think the Dougie is slang for cooter. I don't know how cooterlicious.

Cristina: No.

Jack: What do you mean, no?

Cristina: I don't think so. None of that makes sense.

Jack: The Dougie. She showed me the Dougie.

Cristina: She did not show him the Dougie.

Jack: Google it. She showed me the Dougie.

Cristina: No. Okay, I will, though.

Jack: Google. She showed me the Dougie. Showed you said she should.

Cristina: She should. She should.

Jack: She showed me the.

Cristina: Is that how you spelled it?

Jack: Yeah. Eminem Book of rhymes.

Cristina: Oh, okay. She showed me the doggy. Can I get a witness? I don't know. She danced in front of him. That's all I can think of. I don't think she showed him her v*****.

Jack: I talked to your mother. She told me she loved me. All she want to do is just hold me and hug me. Wants nobody but me. She showed me the Dougie. Can I get a witness, like notary public? Preach. She said, kick some fly s***. Fly s***. I said, I got wings on my a**. Told her my d***'s a cockpit.

Cristina: So she showed him a dance. That's all I got from that.

Jack: Nah, I think. I think they f*****. I think he f*****.

Cristina: Yeah, after.

Jack: No, I think he f***** your mom is what he's saying.

Cristina: Yeah, after she danced for him, he was like, okay. Like, she did a sexy dance.

Jack: All she want to do is hold me and hug me once. Nobody but me. She showed me the Dougie. I can get a wit. Can I get a witness, like notary public? Sure. I think. I think Dougie means cooter. She showed me the Dougie. Show me her v*****. Her v*****. And then we done.

Cristina: Nah, she danced for him and then they.

Jack: You guys heard it here. The hot take. Dougie means cooter, and Cooter means v*****.

Cristina: That's not a hot take.

Jack: That's a hot take.

Cristina: That's not a hot take.

Jack: What does hot take mean?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Boom. That's hot take.

Cristina: It's not hot.

Jack: That's steaming. That's on fire. On fire. It's a hot.

Cristina: It's a dance. She danced for him and he was so impressed. They had sex?

Jack: No, she showed him her cooter and he showed her his cockpit. And they did the Do. They do. Dude.

Cristina: Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Colazzo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts info, art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 140: Poopzilla Causes Climate Change

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Where do the sewers lead to? Does it go back into the ocean water? Does human fecal matter add to pollution the way cow farts do? And how do we solve this poo related climate crisis? The due solves the problem of outdated sewers and climate change simultaneously on this episode filled with innovative solutions. Support the cause. Contact the Cave Sewer Society: A nonprofit organization trying to move all the sewer systems into local cave systems.

Rambling 140: Poopzilla Causes Climate Change

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Portapotty
  • Innovating the Toilet
  • Dead Babies
  • Legal Cannibalism
  • Cannibal Parties
  • Sewer Cleanup
  • Poopie Homeless People
  • Poo To Water Ratio
  • Cave Sewers
  • Shit Demon
  • Godzilla vs Poopzilla
  • Shit Beam
  • Living Poo
  • Poop Portal

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So as usual, be sure to find that significant other that's going to listen to the show with you, whether it be a person you've loved your entire life. You guys have grown up together. You were, you were like childhood friends. Like, your parents knew each other before you guys were conceived. And then you guys were born around the same time. You're the same age. Your parents decided, hey, we're gonna have kids around the same time. How cool is that gonna be? They're gonna be best friends. And you guys actually turned out best friends in your opposite sexes. That your best friend ended up being who your first date. And you guys fell in love in high school and then you married them and now it's 40 years later and you've been with this person your entire life, whether it's that person or the homeless man that stuck his finger in your mouth while you were in the train.

Cristina: There's no homeless man doing that, is there? Homeless men?

Jack: I bet there's like, first, what do you do after that moment? Right? You kill yourself, I guess.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: A homeless man.

Cristina: You hope that he's really a billionaire who is doing some weird prank show and is going to give you money. I don't know.

Jack: Like, what did you just catch if a home. What did you just catch if a homeless man?

Cristina: Then you turn into rat man. You become. You get superpowers.

Jack: Can you imagine? It's like rolling around in chemical waste at that point. Yes, it definitely is. It's f****** crazy. What? Where, where have they been? They don't have access to toilet paper. They're just using like random s*** they find around occasionally, bro. And they can't wash their hands afterwards either, bro.

Cristina: Are you sure they're not just using regular bathrooms like everyone else? What about a night, 24 hour open places?

Jack: What if they don't live by one?

Cristina: Oh, those potties. Porta Potties.

Jack: Those aren't everywhere.

Cristina: They're not?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Maybe they just huddle around those at night. They find them.

Jack: They just have natural trackers that take them to where the porta potties are.

Cristina: You'll find them in, I guess, the park. I don't know where. They're random porta potties outside.

Jack: Whose job is to clean that s***? Dude, that sucks. I guess, like, we saw one, and it was, like, a timer on it, like, once a week. This is, like, cleaned out.

Cristina: They're honest about how often that's cleaned.

Jack: And, like, I'm sure people are worried. It's, like, how much s*** is in here, but, like, in a week, how many people use that thing?

Cristina: Especially if it's a very popular spot.

Jack: And, like, haven't we learned by now not to sit on the toilet of public bathrooms? How do people take dumps? Do they hover over the toilet?

Cristina: Yes, I guess.

Jack: But then, like, the higher up you are, the more splash, which means you have a worse problem.

Cristina: You probably can't p*** in those. I don't know.

Jack: Wait, Porta potties don't have water? No, it just, like, smashes into it and slides in.

Cristina: Yeah. So you can't worry about it splashing to you.

Jack: Why aren't other toilets like that?

Cristina: They have too much water.

Jack: Yeah, they should have no water.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Poo into it first. Make the inside of all toilets brown. Like, let's be real, right?

Cristina: So you don't have to look at that poo.

Jack: Because it's gonna just smack into it. It's not gonna be, like, a splash on. It's just gonna be, like, a clean. Every time it hits, like, the inside.

Cristina: Of that, it should be, like, whatever color a healthy poop looks like, that's the color it should be.

Jack: That's when you should know. Yeah. So that you're like, that's too dark. It's not. There's something wrong.

Cristina: Yeah, there's something wrong. But then what about peeing? You still peeing that, too?

Jack: You still peeing it too? Yeah.

Cristina: Well, it'll be harder to see if you're having healthy pees.

Jack: Oh, s***. I see your problem. There should be two toilets.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There should be a pee toilet and a poo toilet.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thus you can tell if you're healthy or not.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The pee toilet should be the normal color of pee as well.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. So you know if you're under or over, whatever that is.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it gets dark, you got a problem. If it's too light, you got a problem. Well, no, it will never be too light because it's already that color. So I guess white for pee is fine.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: But brown, Healthy. Brown.

Cristina: Healthy.

Jack: Yes, for poops. And no water in it.

Cristina: And no water.

Jack: That's why you need water. Well, no, you flush it later.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The water will come in.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then it'll empty out.

Cristina: But if it's too big. And that's why they have the water in the first place.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like it just clogs. Like, won't there be a clogging problem? You had a really big dump.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: There might be clogging problems. Like the water's trying to get in, but it's right there in the hole.

Jack: But isn't that already what happens when the poo is too big? Like there's no water from the other side. The water from the other side finished draining. Oh, you just gotta clog. It's the same, I guess.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Or there. Okay, fair enough. Maybe we. Maybe we just redesign the toilet. Right?

Cristina: What about for the homeless people?

Jack: Well, we're gonna redesign the porta potty. Well, the porta potty doesn't matter.

Cristina: It's fine.

Jack: Yeah, they just poo in it and it falls into like a dry hole.

Cristina: That's it.

Jack: That's it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I'm sure there's water down there, but I guess we should use the design of the porta potty in the regular toilet. Which means have two layers. Right. The top layer is brown and has a hole through which the poo will slide into.

Jack: That's gonna fall into water after the hole. There's no way it's gonna splash up all the way and hit you because it's too far down and there's a whole hole size something there.

Cristina: It's a huge hole size.

Jack: Yeah. So the poo goes through.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then falls into water. Poo didn't poo directly into water.

Cristina: Maybe people don't want bigger holes because like something important could fall in there. Like a baby. I don't know.

Jack: You don't need a hole so big a baby could fit into it.

Cristina: I don't know. What if it has to be that big? Like big enough that the head will fit somehow.

Jack: I am so sure there have been babies found dead in a porta potty.

Cristina: There might be people drowning babies in this. I don't know.

Jack: Right. That's kind of crazy.

Cristina: So it can't be that big because then people are just stuffing their babies in there.

Jack: I'm sure it's happening already. You can just open a porta potty up and do it.

Cristina: Oh, in a porta potty. But not a regular toilet.

Jack: You can stuff a baby into the top part that holds the water that.

Cristina: You'Re flushing, but you're not hiding it.

Jack: Well, yeah, you could close it and.

Cristina: Everything, but it's gonna stay there. The body just stays there, I guess. That's disturbing.

Jack: Wow. That's f*****. So yeah, there was in Texas, there was in fact a newborn baby found dead inside of a porta pot by workers emptying it out. I knew that was something people did.

Cristina: That was Recent too. Says June 3rd of this year. Oh, people are desperate to get rid of these babies.

Jack: They're like, I can't have another baby in the house.

Cristina: Yeah, it could be that. Or they're like, we gotta protect the planet from global warming and to protect it we need to get rid of some babies.

Jack: No, you know what we never really think about and it's kind of f***** up, right?

Cristina: What?

Jack: Imagine a woman gets pregnant and she's like in quarantine and we don't see her the whole year and she has her baby in the house and then they just get rid of the baby. Like they throw it in the trash or something and it's like just no record of that human having ever existed. That's just a dead baby.

Cristina: No one has to double check if they knew she was pregnant. Like, no one comes to check that the baby's healthy or not.

Jack: She doesn't want to, huh?

Cristina: You can't just throw away a dead baby, I think.

Jack: I mean, it's obviously illegal. Yeah, but like, who knows that she has the baby? Who's the person?

Cristina: If they've seen her stomach though, people know. Unless she hits. What are they going to do the whole time?

Jack: No, it doesn't matter. So they saw her stomach. What's happening there? Her neighbor saw that she's pregnant and.

Cristina: I don't know, they would call the cops, cuz murder.

Jack: How do they know There will be.

Cristina: An investigation and then they know too late.

Jack: The baby's already been deposited into the f****** dumpster area site. How many bodies are out of f******, bro? That's crazy.

Cristina: You think there's a bunch of bodies in there?

Jack: What, where? The trucks throw away all the trash? H*** yeah. There has to be. There's no way there isn't.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't know.

Jack: There's like over 90% of all murders go unsolved. They're probably there.

Cristina: Or they're all there.

Jack: Water.

Cristina: Mmm. Then they'll be in this toilet that has the huge hoe in it.

Jack: Yes, but people will find the babies in the porta potties. Yeah, but people will never find the baby that the mom threw into a trash bag with the rest of her food tied up neatly, put it into a black bag and put the black bag into a trash can outside for the trash people to pick it up.

Cristina: I don't know. I bet people found those babies. I don't know how they find those babies, but they. Someone found them.

Jack: Nah, I think. I think that was just dead babies for days.

Cristina: I don't know. How did they find this baby? I mean, it was in a porta pota.

Jack: They're just cleaning the porta potty and they're like, ah, hey, look at that baby.

Cristina: She probably. I don't understand how like, was she really abandoning this baby or did she not know she had a baby?

Jack: She like, she's like, this is the biggest poo out of my v***** I've ever had.

Cristina: Yeah. Like it could have been one of those situations that she didn't know she was pregnant. She's like, oh man, she just pooped and got out.

Jack: I've never pooed out of my v***** before. It's the biggest I've ever taken.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know.

Jack: And then ploop. Oh, what a relief. Oh, wait, there's a giant. Long term.

Cristina: She didn't even check.

Jack: There's a giant long t*** sticking from me. I gotta cut it off. No, the umbilical cord.

Cristina: Maybe that poofed out too. It just all came out and she didn't look back.

Jack: Umbilical cord's a weird thing.

Jack: Some people eat it.

Cristina: No, she ate it. No.

Jack: Would you eat your child's umbilical cord.

Cristina: If it was cooked right?

Jack: That's technically cannibalism.

Cristina: Yeah, it's the closest. It can't be. Is that illegal? Like cannibalism is illegal?

Jack: No, there is no. We already went through this. What you specifically taught us how cannibalism is technically not illegal. It's illegal to kill a person to eat.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes. But it has to be self defense or. No, that's not it. Yeah, no, you can special case. That is okay.

Jack: Yeah, volunteers. A person could just give you the body part that you want to eat.

Cristina: No, I'm pretty sure that's not okay either.

Jack: Yeah, some guy was. Cut his p**** off and they were.

Cristina: Gonna eat it together and then the guy killed him. So we don't know if that was okay or not fair.

Jack: Fair.

Cristina: Because that turned very illegal. I'm not sure if the Case if they didn't do that, if he didn't attack him, would it been legal?

Jack: Could we. To get like, man, that's crazy. The government needs to stop deciding who can eat their own d*** and who can't.

Cristina: Yeah, I remember there was a story though. I think it was France, which, man, there was one country that they didn't have any cannibalism laws. And so the guy kept.

Jack: Germany.

Cristina: Was it Germany?

Jack: Yeah. There's an absurd amount of cannibals.

Cristina: No, there was just one random guy who just kept eating dead bodies. I don't know where he was getting these pieces at, but he would just eat it in front of the government building or whatever.

Jack: And Yeah, I remember that story.

Cristina: I'm guessing too passed laws or something like he was protesting in a very weird way. Or maybe not.

Jack: Maybe he just like. I love eating people in front of other people.

Cristina: Yeah, that's crazy.

Jack: I know. But I know that Germany is the one that we found that had a crazy amount of cannibals.

Cristina: Yes. They just chilling around. Yeah. The guy who killed the guy that they were gonna eat his p**** was the guy that said there's a bunch of cannibals out there in Germany. Yes.

Jack: It's a 10 out of one. Can you imagine 10 out of one? I don't know, because that's an impossible.

Cristina: He only knows about about 200 of them, I think he said wasn't over.

Jack: Where the f*** does he go when he find, like cannibal parties, man? I guess I went to the huttest cannibal party, man.

Cristina: No, it would just be people talking about they want to eat people and probably not none of them actually eat people.

Jack: A lot of people go missing kind of regularly. Oh, like this is feasible that they're eating people.

Cristina: Everyone's eating people.

Jack: They are. A lot of the cannibals.

Cristina: A lot of the cannibals are eating.

Jack: There's a lot of people going missing all the time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Seven billion of us. We can't keep track of it.

Cristina: You think a lot of it's going to cannibals?

Jack: Enough of it. There's obviously a lot of human trafficking and organ trades, slavery.

Cristina: And that thing that the mom takes out, what was it called?

Jack: There's the umbilical cord and the placenta both get eaten.

Cristina: Yeah. You think she can sell that on the Internet to a cannibal? Would that be legal?

Jack: That should, in theory be fine because.

Cristina: That'S not really a dead person.

Jack: You gotta freeze it.

Cristina: Well, maybe she freezes it right after.

Jack: Cuts off the umbilical cord, puts it in a freezer.

Cristina: Whoa. Maybe she wants to see how much money she can make off of this. I wonder if someone's done this. Someone's had to. Maybe a home birth. You could do that.

Jack: Probably. I guess you'd have to go to, like, the black market to really find it. You know, one of those websites that sell everything.

Cristina: I'm not gonna get in trouble for just looking it up on a regular website, but, yeah, probably. They sell anything there, so.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like diapers.

Jack: I know. That's crazy, right? One of the hottest things on the black market is diapers.

Cristina: Babies are expensive.

Jack: I don't know why anybody has babies.

Cristina: I don't know. They should all be abandoning their babies in a porta potty.

Jack: That makes perfect sense.

Cristina: Or into this toilet that you're gonna make.

Jack: Yeah, this way. Efficient toilet.

Cristina: But now, is that toilet being made to get rid of babies, or is it still the water for the water problem?

Jack: So, water problem. But I'm assuming you could definitely throw a baby in there. You wouldn't fit the baby through the hole, though.

Cristina: It's not that big.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: In the porta potty, you can open the porta potty.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You can't open, like, the hole. There's just water down there, so you don't really need it. Just water and poo in the toilet? Yeah, in the second hole.

Cristina: Oh, okay. There's a second hole.

Jack: The first hole has no water.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That goes into, I guess not a second hole, but that goes into a chamber with water where the poo falls into.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And that's what gets flushed.

Cristina: Ah, yes. Yes. So no babies in there?

Jack: No babies in there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: How do the sewers get cleaned? I've seen trucks do it, right? They just stick like a hose.

Cristina: They send homeless people down there.

Jack: Why don't they? Homeless people will do the job. They're already kind of poopy.

Cristina: That's awful, huh? But they send people down there. Yeah, down there.

Jack: People down there. There are people whose job it is to do it. They don't even want to send the homeless people. Poo is part of their life.

Cristina: Is it?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's well known homeless people roll around in poo all day.

Cristina: No, they go to open to porta potties. They have to. There's nothing else.

Jack: I wonder how many homeless people have reached into the porta potty and touched poo.

Cristina: Why would any of them do that?

Jack: There has to be somebody, right? At some point.

Cristina: I feel Like a child is more likely to do that.

Jack: Right? But like at least one homeless man stuck his hand and touched the put in the porta potty.

Cristina: Just one.

Jack: Just one. Seven billion people. One f****** homeless man stuck his hand into a porta potty to touch poo.

Cristina: You think one regular guy would do that? No, he has to be a homeless person.

Jack: Has to be a homeless person. They have to be way more comfortable with poo.

Cristina: Why would they be more comfortable with poo?

Jack: Just because your body is 50% poo.

Cristina: How?

Jack: Their dad was a human. Their mom was a pooh.

Cristina: And that's how. And that, whatever that is, is a homeless person?

Jack: Yes. That's why Bono can't have children because they're all poo.

Cristina: Are they homeless people or are they just poop?

Jack: They're homeless people that are made out of poo. They're made out of poo. They just look human.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The poo less people.

Cristina: Huh? And what is he? Is he a homeless person?

Jack: No, he's the poo. He's just a poo.

Cristina: Oh, he's just a poo. Okay, that's true.

Jack: Bono is King poo.

Cristina: So poos can't be homeless, but their babies are homeless.

Jack: I mean, like a poo that doesn't go out and make money could in theory be homeless.

Cristina: Yeah, like human.

Jack: Yeah, but like most poos that are hybrids are homeless, okay? That doesn't mean broke, that just means homeless. They just live outside.

Cristina: They just live outside.

Jack: Some of them got a lot of guap.

Cristina: But live outside.

Jack: But live outside like poo should.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: They live like poop.

Cristina: They live like poo. Yeah, because they are part poop.

Jack: They are part poop. It is in their nature.

Cristina: Where did you get that from?

Jack: Where'd I get what from?

Cristina: Poop people.

Jack: Where wouldn't I get poop people from?

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know.

Jack: The problem is, man, okay, so they clean it, right? They go down there, they hire all the poo people, and the poop people go into the sewers because they're mainly poo already. And they clean the sewers.

Cristina: Then I don't know, are they poop? Wait, because they're poop people, does everything they clean actually get cleaned?

Jack: No, it's like. It's like if you used a t*** to wipe off the poo that like landed on your car from a bird.

Cristina: That's what it's like, you know?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like if that was. If that's the sponge you were using.

Cristina: So then you can't use the homeless people to clean.

Jack: You can reduce the. They can go in there and push the vast majority of poop out and then send somebody who isn't dirty to clean after them to clean the. Because they wouldn't walk in like inches of poo that's been cleaned. They got going to like power, like hose everything down.

Cristina: That sounds so. Okay, well why can't they do that? Or everything they. They're standing on everything is just poop.

Jack: In the sewers, all things are poop.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But the person standing in there is not poop.

Jack: Standing in where?

Cristina: The sewers to clean up the mess.

Jack: Oh, the one with the power hose. No, it's fine. It's power washing. They're in there, but they're not standing in the poo because the poo got cleaned up by the poo people.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's how it goes. I'm sure that it is entirely possible to come up with some other way to like get rid of it, right? No, the problem is that poo intoxicates, right? Like it's, it's emissions of some sort of.

Cristina: Get rid of it in the sewer.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. So that people don't have to go down there.

Cristina: We can create an animal that eats the poo. Is that possible?

Jack: Interesting, interesting. It could be possible, but I don't think we'd have like the resources. So there's so much poo. So much poo. We need a creature who would just get stuffed by the poo and want more. Just billions of humans or a thing.

Cristina: That could like, reproduce. Like, there's rats in there. We get them to be poop loving.

Jack: Rats, then that's a problem. How long before we're overthrown by the poo animal?

Cristina: I don't know. We're not poo though. They have no reason to bother us.

Jack: No, but they would fill up the sewer so much there'd be no more room.

Cristina: Because they reproduce too quickly.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. I was thinking, like, this is where my thought went, right? Because I'm thinking poo cleaning poo. And like, cows create emissions by pooing and farting and s***. And then that f**** up our environment. The climate has changed because of the cow farts.

Cristina: So we're gonna get rid of the cows.

Jack: Well, that's what stopped me from being like, we could burn all the poo. We could just like light all the poo. But does all the poo just fall in the ocean?

Cristina: I hope not. I like to think that they just End at the sewer.

Jack: I think it falls in the ocean.

Cristina: Oh. Somewhere that no one is.

Jack: It would have to be right. Because what we have to look at is we aren't really bothered about drinking or being in poo water. Nobody's bothered by that. We're bothered by the ratio of poo to water.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So like in a pool, any amount of poo is too much poo. But in like a lake, a t*** is fine. A t*** like you could be this poo water. There's poo in that water. But also you'd be fine.

Cristina: Wild animals, you don't think about like a person. Poo.

Jack: It doesn't matter getting in the lake. There's poo in there.

Cristina: Oh yeah.

Jack: So like the ocean is drowning in poo. There's so much poo in the ocean.

Cristina: There are places we could just dump poo in the ocean. I guess. Like it's huge. There's unknown places you'll find a hole in the ocean.

Jack: I think that's what sinkholes are. I think they found like a landfill. You know what a landfill is? Okay. So just filled with poo. Then you throw dirt over it, solidifying it. And then you build houses on top of.

Cristina: That's what those are.

Jack: Just a house built on poo. And one day that poo gets re soft and cracks underneath the the dirt that was thrown there and there collapses and boom. You fall into a hole. Well cuz, where does the sinkhole go? To h***?

Cristina: The f*** I don't know. But you think it's. It was poop before.

Jack: I'm pretty sure.

Cristina: You think we made those sinkholes, Man.

Jack: What are the odds of landfill as a sinkhole? Right?

Jack: That's crazy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I did not know this. So a sinkhole can just be a tiny little hole where it could just go way down there into the earth. Hundreds of feet into the earth.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's f****** nuts.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But so in reading this, you know what that gave me the idea for what There are like a lot of caves.

Jack: Why don't we create a system of sewage that sends all the poo instead of into water because I'm pretty sure goes to water and send it into just the center of the earth. Just start filling the earth with poo.

Cristina: Filling the earth with poo.

Jack: But we would never. This all of humanity could fit in like one state. You could fit the whole planet sort of people into like Texas. So we won't ever fill the earth with poo?

Cristina: No.

Jack: At least not anytime soon.

Cristina: We could just Find a really deep hole. Like, isn't there a deep hole somewhere in. I don't know where it is. Somewhere.

Jack: The one that goes to h***.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, what if we just stuff that hole with poop?

Jack: How long before it got filled?

Cristina: I don't know. Because I'm guessing that goes really, really deep. They don't know where the bottom is.

Jack: Yeah. Fair enough. We could just. But then we got it. That's not. Probably gonna start delivering the poo. Because then we need way more trucks that are gonna release way more. We're trying to stop climate change.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And solve the poo problem. That's because the cow poo.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And farts. Messes the air up. We can't just burn the poo. Which would be the ideal because it would just disappear. But so much poo. We f*** the planet up.

Cristina: And throwing it into volcanoes is a bad idea.

Jack: We might trigger the volcano.

Cristina: Oh. Boo. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. It seems problematic.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But we either make systems in which they fall into caves.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Or we. Because if we tried to take it to the hole that goes to nowhere. Planes and boats and trucks. Like, we need way more poop.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To move all the poo in the world.

Cristina: That's probably causing more problems than.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Because by throwing it in the water, at least you're not polluting the air. You're just polluting the water.

Cristina: But now we're gonna pollute caves.

Jack: Well, we wouldn't be polluting the air or the water. Assuming the caves don't connect to water. But we're already throwing it into water. Maybe we just throw it so deep that by the time the water comes from wherever deep it is, the water has been filtered by the rocks and crap that it's moving through.

Cristina: Aren't there volcanoes in the water? We could just find one of those and throw them in.

Jack: But then we need the transportation.

Cristina: We still need the transportation.

Jack: If we can just. Every city is built upon enough that if you were to go far down enough, there have to be like catacombs or some s***. Right.

Cristina: Where? The stuff of those catacombs with poo.

Jack: This can create a sewage system that takes all the poo to the catacombs.

Cristina: And that won't be causing any problems.

Jack: We don't know. It's like lead pipes. We didn't predict it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like it happened. And we were like, okay, maybe that's a bad idea. But like, at the moment it seems fine. Pooh filled catacombs seems like a really good plan.

Cristina: Yeah. Like what could go Wrong.

Jack: What could go wrong? Unless, like, that's where demons come from and like we have some sort of poo monster. The pooh down there?

Cristina: I don't think so, no.

Jack: Yeah, there was a poo monster in the movie Dogma.

Cristina: There was?

Jack: Yeah, it's a Kevin Smith movie.

Cristina: I have to watch that. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. And that poo monster, he came from a cave? No, he just came from the toilet. Oh, yeah, but he was a poo monster. He was at least made of enough poo that he could come out of a toilet and be like a good 7 or 8ft tall.

Cristina: What was he like, the U2 guy where he's just one person's poo or was he like.

Jack: No, I think he's composed of everyone's poo.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think there was a legit like, poo made, poo monster.

Cristina: Poo made. Okay, yeah.

Jack: Made a bunch of people's poo and.

Cristina: But did something make it alive or it just.

Jack: Angels make poo monsters, I think.

Cristina: I'm not really sure the angels did it.

Jack: What the f***?

Cristina: It says s*** demon. It does look like a demon.

Jack: Oh, got it. But like the angels caused the s*** demon.

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: I think.

Cristina: Can angels make demons?

Jack: Depending on the Dogma, certain angels are. Demonstration.

Cristina: They're gonna shoot it.

Jack: Gonna shoot the s*** demon. Okay, so do we learn something? I don't think we learned f****** anything. I just know that there's a s*** demon.

Cristina: So it's not from their poop. It seems like it's its own creature.

Jack: No, it's made from h***.

Cristina: It could be h***'s poop.

Jack: No, it came from the toilet.

Cristina: It did come from a toilet. Okay.

Jack: The toilet overflowed and then the s*** demon formed.

Cristina: He might have traveled through the toilet. That doesn't mean he was made through the poop that was in that toilet.

Jack: We saw him be formed from the s*** that was in that toilet. He just.

Cristina: That toy. That poop might have traveled there. I mean, from where?

Jack: So that poo is connected to h***?

Cristina: Yeah, look at it. It's not normal poo.

Jack: It's like, yeah, he's like extra wet, but like, I don't know, he's like diarrhea that's solidified or something. Yeah, but like, so we connect the sewers. We send all the poo into the catacombs through the sewers and then it forms and it harvests there. You know what the fear would be.

Cristina: Besides the poop demon?

Jack: Well, no, the poop demon would be the result. And it's because we also saw this sort of happen in Ghostbusters where a lot of negative emotions led to like this demon forming over the city.

Cristina: That's what happened in that movie.

Jack: Yeah. Like in New York City, all the negative emotions created a demon that was like the big boss at the end of the movie.

Cristina: I remember the big boss, but it didn't look scary or anything. It had a smile on its face.

Jack: Oh yeah, I guess. But it was made out of evil emotions.

Cristina: It was.

Jack: Yeah. So assuming people don't feel like all the mean poops of the world are also going to be down there and.

Cristina: They'Re going to create the demon.

Jack: Yeah, it's slowly going to like, all the negative poo energy is going to fall together and sort of start manifesting more. And it's going to. As it lands together, it just vibes with itself, slowly creating consciousness within the poo.

Cristina: With enough poo, it could become so big, it could become like a poop whale. And then we don't really have to worry. We just can never go into the sea.

Jack: Well, it's in the catacombs though.

Cristina: Like, if it made its way out, how big could it be? How much poop could stick to it before it decides, okay, that's enough poo. Now I'm a thing. Well, it could be our size, but it could also be like Godzilla size and it rips out of the hole.

Jack: Yeah. Well, here's another problem because we already know that we have a Godzilla to fight the Poopzilla with.

Jack: I guess, I guess the question would be. Right. So we're gonna have a Poopzilla inevitably. Because we solved our pollution problem for poop. And we even have like the cow poop falling into here with all the poop. All the poop of the world just falls into our catacomb thing and creates Poopzilla, which is a giant. It's a giant poop monster the size of Godzilla. Size of a city, essentially. What we really need to think about is in a one on one battle, would Godzilla.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or Poop Zilla win? It's kinda like Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla.

Cristina: And Godzilla wins.

Jack: You think Godzilla wins? Because if I lit a poop on fire, what would happen to the poop? That's Godzilla's main thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Fire.

Cristina: It just gets worse, doesn't it? It might kill Godzilla. It might be like, it might kill all of us. Like the creature will die, but the result of the fire hitting it, like.

Jack: The pollution could be astounding.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe he shouldn't use his fire powers, because I don't think that's. That's a good idea.

Jack: So he has to hit it.

Cristina: He fights. Or we can get King Kong.

Jack: I think it's a safer bet to get King Kong. But King Kong is so small next to, like, Godzilla.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Unless you're talking about that movie where they're the same. Are they the same in that movie?

Jack: In that movie, they're the same. But that doesn't make any f****** sense because, again, King Kong had to climb the Empire State Building.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it, like, took a while. Godzilla walks up to the Empire State Building, he's just staring at the tip. There's, like, a clear difference. They are not the same.

Cristina: He's got a bunch of powers. It's not just he breathes fire.

Jack: Godzilla. Yeah, he breathes fire. He also has, like, an ice blast or some s*** like that.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, depending on the movie, he probably has different powers. I think one time I read that he can also transform, like everything else. Like, he has transformations. He can go through transformations. I don't know how.

Jack: Shapeshift.

Cristina: Yeah. I tried to find a picture of it, but it's really, really hard. Maybe YouTube has something of it.

Jack: It would be like a clip of him turning into some s***, right?

Cristina: Yeah. Like, they described it as a giant eel, but it did not look like one to me.

Jack: What I'm. What I'm more interested in is, like, what are the powers he has? Because you could transform into some other s***, but, like, then what? You're still hitting a poo. Yeah, a giant poo the size of a building.

Cristina: Transforming won't help at all.

Jack: It won't. It's like, what are your abilities? Freezing the poo that's overpowered.

Cristina: If it could fly. If he can fly out into space, I don't know if he could grab.

Jack: Oh, s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But then we gotta, like, want. He's still a lizard. Like, he can't survive in space.

Cristina: We don't need him to.

Jack: We need Mechagodzilla at that point. If we can use Mechagodzilla to give poo zilla.

Cristina: But does he have the same powers? Because. No, I think Mechagodzilla, you need freezing powers.

Jack: We could team up.

Cristina: Team up. Okay. Godzilla freezes the giant, like in that.

Jack: Stupid f****** movie where, for whatever reason, Godzilla and King Kong were the same size.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: At the end of the movie, they teamed up against Mechagodzilla.

Cristina: Poor cat.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense, considering you're both wild f****** animals.

Cristina: One of them. And then after the fight, he was like, okay, we're cool now.

Jack: Yeah, it doesn't make sense. It's like you should. It should be a free for all. You should all three just be hooking off on each other. But you're like, no, we make sense. Where. Now you hit me so hard I can critically think.

Cristina: Yes, and we're cool now. But Godzilla was the bad guy the whole time. Right? And he beat the King Kong.

Jack: King Kong was a good guy.

Cristina: Yeah. Didn't we get King Kong to fight Godzilla? I don't know. That might not be the movie. I don't know. I didn't watch the movie. But I feel like that's what happened. I feel like we had.

Jack: Somebody was a bad guy, somebody was a good guy, and then they, whatever reason, joined.

Cristina: It's just Godzilla is always the bad guy. That's why I think. Then again, King. That is also.

Jack: But incorrect.

Cristina: He's not always a bad guy.

Jack: No, Godzilla's the good guy a lot of the time. Most times Godzilla's the good guy when.

Cristina: It comes to creatures, I guess.

Jack: Yes, you always call on Godzilla.

Cristina: But when it's not versus creatures, then Godzilla is the monster.

Jack: Yeah. Usually when it's solo Godzilla, no, He's just like f****** a city up.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Okay, okay. So for anybody who doesn't know what just happened, we took a pause. We looked at how Godzilla is called.

Cristina: And there was no call.

Jack: There was no call. Godzilla just kind of shows up.

Cristina: As long as you're in the water, it seems like you gotta take the monster to the water or around the.

Jack: Water and Godzilla will come and save the day. So Godzilla's not gonna save the city?

Cristina: No, he has no interest. Just don't mess with his home. That's why.

Jack: Yes. She's overprotective.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So interesting enough. The poop monster's only way out would be through water. So it would have to cross through Godzilla's home.

Cristina: So we don't have to summon Godzilla.

Jack: You don't need to summon Godzilla.

Cristina: They'll just want to get rid of the monster.

Jack: Is just gonna attract Godzilla.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then the epic battle begins.

Cristina: But if Godzilla throws one of those mouth laser things, Godzilla cannot.

Jack: Godzilla needs ice.

Cristina: Are you sure there's a Godzilla with ice powers?

Jack: Yes, there definitely is Godzilla with ice powers. Crap, I thought there would be one.

Cristina: No, it seems like it's all radiation based.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. How's Godzilla gonna be Poopzilla?

Cristina: No, he. If he threws throws any beams That's. That's against the problem that we're trying to fight, I think.

Jack: Climate change.

Cristina: Yeah. So him doing anything would just cause more climate change.

Jack: So it has to be like a hand to hand combat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And Godzilla isn't like a T. Rex where he has tiny front arms. It's like normal sized arms. He could swing. He could. They gotta fight. It's a fight. They're gonna fight. They have to fight. That's the only way. Hit him with your tail or some s***. Break Poopzilla in half.

Cristina: His tail. It can't be that strong. Unless he turns into one of those transformations where his tail has a laser that lasts for him.

Jack: We can't let it.

Cristina: Oh no.

Jack: No lasers.

Cristina: No lasers.

Jack: By any means. We have to avoid hitting Poopzilla with a radioactive laser beam that's gonna fry the.

Cristina: Probably not the right guy. There's gotta be a giant ice monster.

Jack: Something that can freeze. I guess it comes down to human technology.

Cristina: We gotta freeze it.

Jack: Or Mechagodzilla. We can use Mechagodzilla to give it a hug and fling it into space.

Cristina: Okay, as long as he doesn't use any powers. Because I'm guessing he has the same exact powers. I don't know if they gave him anything different.

Jack: But all we could just get him to take Poopzilla into space. Fling him at the moon or something.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Poopzilla isn't gonna like come off. It doesn't have any.

Cristina: But will that affect us in the future though? Will poop be raining from the sky from the dead poop monster?

Jack: No. Be on the moon. He's not gonna break apart. Are you sure he's stay composed enough moving through the water? He's pretty solid at this point.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, if he survived the water. Yeah, like if he doesn't though, then we have another problem where our water is full of poop. Our water is full of poop, but it's way more. It's all our poop.

Jack: Well, yeah, but it's also like all our poop is already in the water. But this is so much water that the poop to water ratio, like I said before, is pretty insignificant. It's all collected in one spot. That's not like a lot of poop.

Cristina: Are you sure it's all in there? Oh, that sounds awful.

Jack: Yeah, that's one of the reasons the ocean is the worst place to go. People who go to the beach are just walking in the poop. Okay, but you can take Poopzilla to The moon. And thus got rid of the poop monster.

Cristina: What? If you can survive on the moon.

Jack: It's fine. Let him survive on the moon. He probably doesn't breathe. He's made a poop.

Cristina: Exactly. That's why he probably doesn't breathe.

Jack: So he'll be fine.

Cristina: But if he gains the ability to, like, shoot himself into space or something, he just swims through space and back.

Jack: To us, then we have a problem. But, like, that's an overpowered problem. How would he. Let's say he did evolve to be able to do that. What would it take for him to leave moon's orbit in the first place? Like, it would take a pretty monstrous jump. And his legs aren't, like, powerful like that. If he looks like Godzilla.

Cristina: Yeah. And he can't. Yeah. I don't know.

Jack: It would take some effort.

Cristina: Would he have powers like Godzilla? Does he have some type of breath power?

Jack: S*** power. He shoots a s*** beam.

Cristina: S*** beam. If he shoots the s*** beam out of his b*** to jump out that way.

Jack: Interesting. You think his s*** beam doesn't come out his mouth? It comes out his a**.

Cristina: It makes sense. If it came out of his a**.

Jack: He's a giant t*** that poops.

Cristina: Yeah. That makes the most sense.

Jack: A pooping t***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Do you think our poo. I mean, technically. I mean, we established this in the past, right? That our poops. Was that on the show or we were just having like a private discussion about how poop is alive.

Cristina: I don't remember, but we. I think that was. That might be a clip or something. I don't know.

Jack: Really, I don't even know. Well, in case we didn't discuss this in front of a microphone, Poop is alive. We've established a poop is alive because it's made out of cells. Yeah, it's made out of cells. And all things made of cells are alive.

Cristina: That is so crazy. It shouldn't. I don't know. We. That was not in. Is that really. Man. We have to have these rules written out so we can look at them because I don't know if that's enough.

Jack: It's enough. The what? The f****** rules of life.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's easy. If it's made out of cells. It is the highest form of alive.

Cristina: It's the highest form. Poop is just the highest form of life.

Jack: Yeah. First you're alive, which is cellular.

Cristina: Wouldn't that be it?

Jack: What?

Cristina: It would just be alive?

Jack: Yeah, it's alive. Who is alive? Cellular. Then we have alive. So cellular. Then Alive, then galvan, then inanimate.

Cristina: So it's alive, but not inanimate. It's just alive.

Jack: No, it's like the highest form of alive. It's like equal to humans because it has cells.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. No, no, this doesn't make sense.

Jack: No, it's more alive than fire. Fire grows.

Cristina: There was rules. There was rules. Besides that. Was that really all that it needed? I feel like there was more to it. I don't know. Maybe it was just. It's hard to imagine poop is just alive. As alive as us.

Jack: It is, though, because all we're thinking. There are creatures like we discussed on the episode of Life that are.

Cristina: I need to see this.

Jack: But they're inanimate. They don't move. But they're made of plants. Yes, certain plants are just cellular things, but they don't.

Cristina: But they're alive anyway.

Jack: Exactly, because they're made of cells.

Cristina: Ah, I don't know.

Jack: They're made of cells.

Cristina: So poop is alive.

Jack: Poop is a living thing. There are some creatures that don't eat.

Cristina: I don't know, peasant. I think we were talking about sperm, and I don't think that made it.

Jack: No, sperm is the highest form of alive. We were trying to remove it. But it's made of cells, which.

Cristina: Then that's why you really gotta get. We gotta look at this list again. It's been a while.

Jack: It's been a while. Fair enough. Fair enough. Okay, so that's the list, right? There it goes. Cellular, alive, Galvan, and then inanimate.

Cristina: So then it's just cellular.

Jack: No, because everything above is everything below. But everything below is none of the above.

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: Yes. So everything cellular is by default alive.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Oh, Everything alive has all the rules that require something to be galvan, plus more.

Cristina: But it might not have cells then.

Jack: Yes, it could be alive without cells.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Although we don't have an example for it. We have cellular, which includes all of the things that are alive.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Unless cellular meant alive, but I don't. I don't believe so. I think it's cellular, alive, Galvan, and then something else.

Cristina: Inanimate.

Jack: Inanimate.

Cristina: I'm sure it makes sense. I'm a re listen to this episode and make the list myself so we can put it on the website.

Jack: Fair enough, Fair enough. We need that somewhere. It should have been in the show notes. I don't know.

Cristina: Yes, but it will be in these show notes. Maybe like a link to it.

Jack: Yeah, and we'll put it in the past. Show notes. As well. We just have to establish what it is. Not even like a hard search.

Cristina: Yeah, it's not. So.

Jack: But I'm pretty sure it goes in that order. Cellular, alive, Galvin, inanimate. There might be a fifth one. I don't remember what the f*** it was.

Cristina: There might be.

Jack: Or not alive, just dead.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess that would be just that.

Jack: Yeah. And Galvin satisfies some of the things on the list.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Alive satisfies all of the. It checks off everything on the list. But it doesn't need to be made of cells.

Cristina: Yeah. I think the example was like, if God was a thing.

Jack: Yeah, well, no, God doesn't actually check the list because he doesn't need to eat and he doesn't need to poop. Yeah, He's Galvin.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: He's like fire in the sun.

Cristina: Yes, but we don't have no example.

Jack: Of something that's purely alive. We just know that that's a thing that's necessary.

Cristina: What about robots? If they become conscious or whatever.

Jack: I don't know. And the other thing is, we did Frankenstein as an example.

Cristina: And what was he?

Jack: I believe Frankenstein was. He's a cellular. Right. But those cells are all dead.

Cristina: But they were brought back to life.

Jack: So he was brought back to life. I don't know if everything else is functioning as should be. He might be an example of something alive. Yes, because he's undead. So he's not dead anymore. He's alive, but he's not cellular because all the cells are dead.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So zombies would be the same thing? I guess.

Jack: Depends on the zombie. A voodoo zombie. Yes. Currently zombies aren't dead people.

Cristina: They're not dead people. Okay. They're not.

Jack: They're infected people.

Cristina: They're still okay. Yeah, but doesn't it take the infected person to die? To turn?

Jack: No. You can get bitten and just turn.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some examples. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Okay, so the poop is alive.

Cristina: The poop is alive. I guess.

Jack: Cellular, but, like, doesn't need air. I'm assuming it's made of poo. Poo doesn't need air to stay alive.

Cristina: Yeah, it's just poo.

Jack: And it would never get back to us. It would be too hard. It would need a crazy mutation.

Cristina: The poop monster.

Jack: Yeah, Poopzilla.

Cristina: If you had the poop flying power to fart, you know, he wouldn't be able to get to.

Jack: The question is, would he be wasting himself and doing it?

Cristina: Oh, okay. There's just gonna be a bunch of poop in the Sky.

Jack: It wouldn't even like he would think about the distance between the moon surface and leaving the moon's gravitational pull. You will dissolve and just flop back onto the floor as a puddle.

Cristina: So. But not onto Earth. It would just be poop puddles onto the moon.

Jack: Yeah, because before you get out, you still need the pressure to lift your whole body weight.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And escape moon velocity.

Cristina: So we don't have to worry about this poop no matter what.

Jack: No, if we get it to the moon, we're fine.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So the solution is Mecha Godzilla to get rid of Poopzilla, and then we can continue using the catacombs to deposit all.

Cristina: Why would we do that again?

Jack: We wouldn't have stopped. Why did we? Why would we stop? If we were successfully solving the pollution problem.

Cristina: So we're just gonna keep doing that. But then what if it makes a big enough poop monster on the moon and that shoots back onto Earth or something?

Jack: I think there would be many different poop monsters on the moon.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And we can also vary our tossing of them. We're assuming that they try to leave with their poop launcher and they just die, falling back down to the moon as a puddle. Yeah, and it'll take many, many millennia before there's enough spread out puddle that it's touching each other, forming new poop monsters.

Cristina: So we'll have giant poop monsters.

Jack: Y. We'll have time. There'll be time to deal with these poop.

Cristina: Because what if they become poop humans or something?

Jack: They could start a whole poop civilization on the moon.

Cristina: But then they get. They create a poop rocket ship to come back here.

Jack: Then we have a problem. But they have to like, technologically advance. Yeah, they need poop knowledge. And as they advance. Well, first they need to begin on the. The poop age, which is when they're using basic poop tools. And then they're going to go through like more advanced poop industrial revolutions and farming and s*** like that. You know, start building the cities.

Cristina: What would farming be like? You're just farming poop, I guess. Are you eating poop? Is that cannibalism?

Jack: They farm corn exclusively.

Cristina: Where did they get the corn from? I guess if, like, it's our poop. Okay. Yeah, okay, there's corn there.

Jack: They eat nothing but corn. And they eat corn, beans, and nuts.

Cristina: But how are they gonna grow those things on the moon? Is enough poop gonna somehow help the moon have plants to grow?

Jack: Like, I don't look after they become sentient on the Moon, it'll naturally start to become poop reformed. Like terraforming, but poop.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: And so a different kind of ecosystem will form on the moon.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Science man, Ecosystems happen naturally. And so after there's enough puddles of poop from giant monsters trying to get off the moon, but then falling back down though, there's gonna be poop oceans. And as Earth starts warming up and we. And the sun gets bigger and heats up even the moon to the right temperature, poop cells are gonna start to evolve. Because it's already made of cells. There's already cells up there. It just needs the right condition to start evolving.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So over millions of years, it's gonna happen. So one day we're just gonna be attacked by random people who discovered the ability. And we're not far. We're Earth, but we're gonna be so advanced by that point, it's not a problem.

Cristina: We're talking million times. We know when it's advancing. We'll be watching.

Jack: Yeah. In fact we're probably gonna first directive that s***. And just like we get the zoo theory, we gotta like the zoo hypothesis. You know, we gotta keep the moon safe because they're evolving naturally. Yeah, we got it. We can't interfere with. We made it and now they're living thing. We gotta let it happen naturally.

Cristina: But we can't let it touch us because it'll probably kill us. I don't.

Jack: Yeah, we're gonna be so clean by then. Yeah, I mean we got rid of our poo and pollution and just threw it up there over and over. Yeah, we haven't that. Like that would kill us.

Cristina: Yes, it would kill us.

Jack: But we've got the technology to just fend it off.

Cristina: Okay. What?

Jack: Okay, so technology saved the day.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Sure. Technology destroyed the planet to begin with.

Cristina: Mm. But then we made it someone else's problem.

Jack: Yes, the moon. And then we made life. We're God.

Cristina: Mm. S*** became we're God.

Jack: Of course. Exactly the way you'd expect humans would become God. By s***. Yeah, by means of s***.

Cristina: Everything we make is s***.

Jack: Everything we make is s***. And now quite literally the s*** we make is s*** we make.

Cristina: Yes, it makes sense. It's the way it's supposed to go.

Jack: The s*** we make is. Yes, it's. We are always sitting around questioning. Right.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The next stage is machines. The next stage is machines. We're f****** stupid. It's been underneath our a**** this whole time.

Cristina: It's. But we can also see it from like what we've done. To the planet, what we've done to animals. Turning wolves into dogs.

Jack: Yes. Everything gets turned to s***. We turn everything to s***.

Cristina: Exactly. You can just look at what we've done.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. From a wolf to a pug. We made s***.

Cristina: We have been doing that this whole time.

Jack: We just didn't know. It's like the. It's like the writer that goes his whole life, you know, I'm be a lawyer. I'm gonna be a doctor. And writes in his journal every day since he was, like, f****** five years old. I wonder what I'm gonna be. I'm gonna write stories about what I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be this, I'm gonna be that. And grows up, goes to college. I'm gonna be this. I'm be that 30 years. I'll be this, I'll be. That makes it 40. I'm gonna be this, I'm gonna be that. Always writing about it. And then he realizes, oh, s***. I've been writing my whole life. I'm a writer. Of course, I'm not a doctor or a lawyer, an architect or this or I'm a writer.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's where we are. We're like, technology is what we do. No. Wrong making s*** is what we do.

Cristina: That's what we do. That's all we do.

Jack: Always done. We make s***.

Cristina: Yeah. And that will help us somehow save the world.

Jack: It's gonna. Well, we're also the cause of the problem.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is very us.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's so us to create a monster by accident and then have to save it and then pat ourselves on the back for saving it.

Cristina: Exactly. Exactly.

Jack: Like, we did it, guys. We saved the world. It's like, it wouldn't have needed saving.

Cristina: I guess that's the same story with Godzilla. Like, we proud that we stopped him from destroying us, but also it's our fault.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. We made Godzilla.

Cristina: Yeah. He's the monster that we made through technology and destruction.

Jack: To be completely fair, like, we own the Dragon Balls at this point. Like, we got. We got the big balls, too.

Cristina: The big balls.

Jack: Yeah. We could just summon this super mega Shenron guy and just get rid. But it would be too easy. And it's like, it'd be cooler.

Cristina: That would be so pointless.

Jack: Yeah. Like, it defeats the purpose of everything. We kind of got overpowered with that one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we no longer touch those because it's not fun. I'd rather use our s***** technology. Like the f****** time machine and the quantum computer and that stupid portal. We still don't understand.

Cristina: Then you. Why didn't we send it through the portal?

Jack: Why didn't we send all the poop through the portal then?

Cristina: We don't know if it could just come back through the portal.

Jack: We don't. Ish did.

Cristina: Ish did.

Jack: Yeah, he hopped in and out, like, effortlessly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that's probably total disregard for his health.

Cristina: All right, this plan works, then.

Jack: If we can replicate that portal, we can maybe just put that portal at the bottom of the catacombs. Oh, and make sure that the version we make is, like, hanging in that side.

Cristina: But we don't know where Mindscape came from.

Jack: We just got. I guess we got to really look into this portal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: D***. We now got a reason. We could stop global warming. If we think about it.

Cristina: We're gonna use this portal for that. Just for poop.

Jack: For poop.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: We're gonna. We're gonna make a poop portal.

Cristina: Okay. That's all crazy, but if it randomly popped up in my backyard, I feel like there might be more random ones out there.

Jack: True. And they're. Fair enough. That is really solid thinking. We just didn't. We're like, I know it's a portal, but, like, there has to be more, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The question is, is it on Earth? How would we find these portals? I think Minecraft rules.

Cristina: Minecraft rules.

Jack: We have to enter your portal and exit through one of the others to see where it is.

Cristina: I don't know, because we don't know what's in there.

Jack: Subhumans are gonna be in there.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Boom.

Cristina: Yep. We solved it. Okay.

Jack: Solved it. We're gonna send some subhumans through your portal and try to get them to come out any of the other portals and then contact us immediately. Unless at least a different universe entirely.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Let's do that. Mm.

Jack: So I guess that's that. We figured it out and.

Cristina: Saved the day.

Jack: Save the day.

Cristina: With our poop.

Jack: With our poop. And, like, somehow we got here from a homeless man sticking his finger into your mouth.

Cristina: Not in my mouth.

Jack: In the mouth of our listeners.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. I don't know. It also let us have dead babies.

Jack: In the porta potties.

Cristina: In the porta potties. Yep. And who knows how many dead babies are out there.

Jack: And then we were revolutionizing toilets in the first place.

Cristina: And then that led us to the homeless people. Led us to the portal potties. That led us to the toilet.

Jack: Well, we were talking about, where do we home? Well, because homeless people. The problem is that homeless people take s**** Wherever. And you were like, in the porta Potties.

Cristina: Yeah. Then where did we get the whole. Let's not have toilets that splash water.

Jack: On our butts, because where do we go to, like, what's the difference between the Porta Potty? Like, a porta Pot is cleaner by default. Right. Because a public toilet, like, you're trying to not sit on the toilet seat, but, like, the water still splashing up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like, that shared toilet, that water is toxic. And I'm like, okay, we can solve that problem by making a new toilet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then I'm like, why would we just make new toy.

Cristina: Why don't we just revolutionize the homeless guy? The toilet.

Jack: The homeless guy.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And then the porta potty with the babies. And then the new toilet.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then that led to the entire revamp of the sewage system, which then led to Poopzilla, which we found out in the fight with Godzilla. Godzilla can't win.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then we called in Mechazilla to take it to the moon, where then an entirely new civilization formed over millions of years. And they're at any moment gonna wage war. But we've carefully been watching them and holding them at bay. And to stop that from happening all over again, we're gonna make a new portal. After studying your portal and send the rest of the poop through there.

Cristina: So we're gonna have the sub humans explore that portal.

Jack: Yes. While the other sub humans are on a continuous war with the poop people of the moon.

Cristina: Okay, that sounds good.

Jack: Legit.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We've solved all the problems. Pollution is over.

Cristina: Yes. I feel like we found things on the moon before. Wasn't there something on the moon?

Jack: On the dark side of the moon. It's shared with the Chinese.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think there's aliens or demons or something.

Cristina: Exactly. Like, we've got quite a few things up there.

Jack: We're f****** up space. Like, that's pretty. What? Pretty much like, the more scientific and, like, advanced technologically we get, that's not.

Cristina: Where we put our prison. It wasn't the moon. It was Mars.

Jack: Mars.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay.

Jack: But no, there's s*** on the moon too. I'm, like, sure of it. We just haven't gone up there in so long. I don't remember.

Cristina: Like, the roaches, they come from the moon?

Jack: No, they were from Mars.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: That's why we on the replacement Mars, we created prisons that hold all kind of creatures.

Cristina: Yeah. All right.

Jack: And eventually some poop monsters will be there. Some people, I guess. I Guess they're not monsters. How disrespectful.

Cristina: It depends on what they evolve into.

Jack: Fair, fair. Anyways, I guess find out next time what they turn into people. Stay tuned. To be continued. What poop people turn to be. And you can find, I guess either last episode or two episodes ago, we were talking about Godzilla as well. And compete seeing what it could fight. And actually size comparison. We're doing size comparisons.

Cristina: If you. Giant snake like dragon, like monsters.

Jack: Yeah. If you ever seen this, the scaling things on YouTube. Like this star is that size. And this is like this galaxy is bigger than that. Like that thing. We did that.

Cristina: Yeah. With fictional dragons.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Starting all the way at like a griffin.

Cristina: That's not really it. I guess it counts because it has wings.

Jack: And it took us all the way through dragons to the biggest dragons, which is where we collected the super mega ultra awesome balls.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That we don't use because then life would be meaningless as f***. So, yeah, you can go check that out. You can find those episodes, any related episodes and a multitude of other episodes on the official website. Great thoughts.

Cristina: Like that episode about life also go check that out.

Jack: Oh, yes, the life checklist. And learn about it. And we'll try. We'll dig into that too. You can find that on the official website. Greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. Uscombopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and rate the show. Rate it. Leave us a rating. And if you want to, we won't force you necessarily, but you can leave us a review. We'd like those too.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, especially the homeless guy. All he wanted was some connection and some intimacy. And, you know, you're a kinky f***** who likes to stick your finger in your girl's mouth. He was doing the same to you just to show you love.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: And that's when you caught AIDS and died.

Cristina: So how is he showing?

Jack: He didn't know he was gonna give you AIDS and you were gonna die.

Cristina: Oh, I mean, we're gonna give him cancer anyway.

Jack: Yeah, you f***** regardless. Like, you heard this episode. You're done.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Might as well suck on that homeless man finger.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Enjoy.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: New conspiracy. Netflix started the Pandemic because they didn't let it be in the award ceremony.

Cristina: It's their revenge.

Jack: Yeah. So now, nobody gets to be in the award ceremony unless the award ceremony is rewritten to allow all the things.

Cristina: That were not in theaters in theaters.

Jack: That's Netflix ripping it.

Cristina: That's their evil plan.

Jack: That's their genius plan.

Cristina: But how would Netflix, of all things, be able to do all this?

Jack: It just paid Raccoon City, like the people, the doctors in China. Raccoon City, China, to make the virus.

Cristina: That's exactly what paid for the virus.

Jack: Paid for the virus to be released.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: And they're like, the pandemic is gonna make everybody go inside and nobody's gonna go to theaters. And then everything that goes to theaters to get the awards, because it was in theaters, now it can't go to the wards, just like we can't go to the awards. So if they want it, they gotta rewrite the rules for years. People are gonna be too scared to go to theaters because the virus might still be out there. And so we win, everybody. Now we are the award show. Only if your movie came through our platform. And we might Only them. No, we might not even allow you to have your movie on our platform if you were gonna not let us be in your stupid f****** award show.

Cristina: Should be just that one director. Unless there's multiple directors who were like that.

Jack: No, I think it was just George Lucas. Right? It was just. So no Star wars on Netflix. I mean, they can't anyways.

Cristina: That goes to Disney.

Jack: Yep. So George Lucas can never be. Was this f****** part of it that they know.

Cristina: But then Disney needs to make their own award thing.

Jack: But it wouldn't matter because it's only Disney things. They're just patting themselves on.

Cristina: They could do that, I guess.

Jack: Nobody would give a s***. It Netflix won Netflix one. If they decide to make an award show about the shows and movies that are on Netflix, they f****** win. Not even originals, just things that could only be released when they get put there. Yeah, because where else are we gonna put them? And I already made them. And how are we gonna get the money back? We're gonna wait four years and go broke? No, they need to go somewhere. So we'll get Netflix to give us the money by putting it on Netflix.

Cristina: Now Netflix is making moves and making their own Hollywood areas.

Jack: That's crazy, dude. I'm telling you, this is part of the plan. Netflix is trying to take over.

Cristina: Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor, and Published by Great Thoughts.info Art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media, managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 139: Electricity Apocalypse

What happens if the world’s electrical equipment stopped working? How long before society broke down? How what would be the best plan of action to survive? The duo unpacks how to survive in an increasingly hostile world after the power grids go down.

Rambling 139: Electricity Apocalypse

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  • Wireless Headphones
  • Technology Co-Dependency
  • Dog Eat Dog World
  • Slow Societal Collapse
  • Apocalyptic Play by Play
  • Cannibalism
  • Looting
  • Global Food Supply Breakdown
  • Survival Supplies
  • Crop Growing
  • River Settlement

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. Yes, it is. So go out into the wild, into the woods as usual. Or if you're in a desert, I guess that makes sense, too. Anywhere. Anywhere is good.

Cristina: Find some outside.

Jack: Yeah, the outside world.

Cristina: Why does it have to be outside?

Jack: Fair enough. Break into somebody's house.

Cristina: That sounds easier.

Jack: Yeah, I mean, I'm assuming people in the wilderness were already listening to our show instead of people just chilling at home, but I guess there's a pandemic going on. Everyone's life, everyone's inside. You could just break into somebody's house and be like, you guys are listening to a fun, exciting podcast. Fun for the whole family.

Cristina: I always imagine them riding on a train and then getting the person on some random person on the train to listen to it. Because people like to listen to podcasts while traveling.

Jack: Yeah, could be they just pull out the headphones. They're like, what the f***, dude? Yeah, it's like, I got something better.

Cristina: Better than whatever the person's doing.

Jack: Yeah. And then they share headphones with a stranger.

Cristina: How does that work?

Jack: When you stand next to each other and you share headphones.

Cristina: Mm. Like the headphone is just in between the ears. I guess I'm thinking of these headphones. Like, how would it work?

Jack: No, no, no. Like the little earbud things that you put in.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then one takes one, one takes the other. Or now they use the wireless ones anyway.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you could just hand it to them. And they don't have to be all close and personal, but the emotion, the love and care of being that close together dissolves with. Because it used to be way more intimate and romantic to listen to something with somebody else. Because you had to be shoulder to shoulder listening to things. Now you can just give them the headphones and walk away. And it's not. It's intimacy's dying, man.

Cristina: With strangers.

Jack: Yeah. Or just all around intimacy in general. But I mean, that's a. That's a course of technology, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Technology makes us very detached and impersonal.

Cristina: We're Becoming robots.

Jack: Sort of. Kind of. I mean, that's always been the case. We're always getting more mechanic and robotic and computerized.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Our phones are the grand masters of that. They hold everything.

Cristina: If we didn't have phones though, I feel like it'd still be the same. We do something else. We use our laptops.

Jack: Yeah, but we weren't as attached to our laptops as we are to our phones. No, the phone has made it too convenient, the laptop. Well, nobody wants to carry this big s*** around. People use it for practical reasons. Now you just use your phone for f****** anything all the time, whatever. And then the other problem is apps for whatever the f*** you ever need.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If you had a thought, there's an app for it.

Cristina: Mm. I'm not that creative. I don't have enough apps anymore. Apps? No, I have apps. My phone sucks. So it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But is there any creative apps you found that you didn't think exist would have existed?

Jack: Not anything per se, but I know that there's an app for everything, usually consuming a person's life. If you are going to jog, get an app on your phone. You can track your progress while you're outside jogging.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You're going to eat. Get a food schedule so you know how many calories you're consuming, how many meals you've had.

Cristina: There's app for studying, so you don't look at your phone, so it records, but it has to be on, I guess. So you're still using. Using the phone.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: To not use the phone.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's. It's, it's ridiculous. Yeah, your phone holds your phone number so you don't have to remember them anymore.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And Google's on your phone. You don't have to learn anything.

Cristina: Because of Google.

Jack: Because of Google, you don't have to learn anything. They just put out an app for like solving kids math problems or some as powered by Google.

Cristina: And it's like, why are you advertising that Google? I mean, I think it's from Google though.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the other problem is like, are they wrong though? Because like, oh, you know, you got to learn how to do this in your head because you're not gonna have a calculator everywhere you go.

Cristina: My Google's like, I'll be your calculator everywhere you go.

Jack: Yeah, I'll be your calculator everywhere you go. Teachers lie, dude. Well, they didn't know. They didn't know. They're like, you never, you're not gonna have a calculator everywhere you go. It's like, no, no. We're gonna have the planets total 100% knowledge. All of it, all the time in my pocket.

Cristina: Yes. So how important is math now? What do teachers say?

Jack: It's the same idea as cursive writing. Who gives a s***?

Cristina: Yeah, that's more like a hobby thing now.

Jack: Like who gives a crap about math anymore? Yeah, your phone does. All of it.

Cristina: Yeah. So what is math class like if you don't need to do any of it?

Jack: I don't need to like show your work. It's like, why, what's it, what? Teachers send us messages? What is your new bullshit excuse for why they need to show the work? What if the power goes out? Then math doesn't matter anymore. Yes, while we have power, your phone will solve it.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: When the power is out, everybody's gonna go on a dog eat dog murdering spree. And survivors don't need math. They're already the strongest. They're just gonna take the thing. They're not gonna f****** barter or exchange anything.

Cristina: How do you know? Why would it go straight to doggy dog?

Jack: It would go, from today we have power. Five minutes from now, all the power of the earth dies.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: 15 minutes from then. There are raiders outside in full Raider uniforms.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Pillaging and stealing everything.

Cristina: How do they even know? Like was there announcement that they know that the power is not going to come back on?

Jack: Nobody's going to wait that long. They're just like, well, I'm going to go to the next town where the power is at. And then they get there and there's no power. Like, well, I'm going two towns over. I'm going to go to the f****** power plant. Because they need to have power. They're like, oh, power plant is done too.

Cristina: And that's when they decide to raid everything.

Jack: It'd be so good. People at the power plant are going to like f****** start screaming it off rooftops.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then it's just going to create a chain, like a wave of f****** everybody being aware that there's no power.

Cristina: It'S just in that area. Or this is the world.

Jack: Well, it would happen like this. No, it's everywhere. Because in theory we assume that there, there are people at the, the power plants. They're like, oh my God, the power's gone. It's gone forever. And we know because we work at a power plant.

Cristina: Ah. And then once that's all machines.

Jack: Exactly. Like numbers told us or something. And then they run and they jump in a car that's totally 100% gas powered and has no electricity in it. And then they drive straight into city. Oh, the power's gone. We're all gonna die. And then everybody. Oh my God, the guy I know who works at the power showed up in his totally mechanical car.

Cristina: Everyone gonna get. Because how long will it take for everyone to have that information? Since they're not using the computer, they can't find it online.

Jack: That's actually interesting.

Cristina: Now you have to hear it from someone who heard it from someone who heard it from someone. Like how long does it take you to actually find out that?

Jack: A lot of people would just assume it's coming back and they would just assume it's in their area only.

Cristina: Yeah. I wonder how long would pass by when you're like, this isn't normal.

Jack: Yeah. Like this is. I mean obviously the power goes out and you're like, well, something's happening at the power plant for day one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They like three, you start kind of like, s***'s weird. And you've already seen. Some people are already acting out just cuz they don't know.

Cristina: But there's some people who do know.

Jack: Some people do know. And we were assuming like reality. Right. Totally real. Most people don't know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And at the beginning, day one, everybody's fine. Some people are noy. They're outside. There's more people outside. There's nothing to do inside right now. There's more people outside and they're just, you know, being stupid. Some people fight each other, whatever, just because. Nothing better doing. We're all out here at the same time. Day two, there's some people questioning. It's like, what the f*** is going on? Shouldn't this be up by now? Day three is like there was no storm. You're trying to figure out what the f***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And my phone is dead too. I didn't even use my phone. Why isn't that working?

Cristina: And so if someone did tell them, they probably don't trust that information right away.

Jack: Exactly. But day three to day four, you have people who are now starting to get desperate because they, they're having withdrawal symptoms from the Internet. There's a lot of people who would be having withdrawals from the Internet. A lot of people stressing out. Yeah, they're gonna be outside freaking. Not just Internet withdrawal, but TV withdrawal, video game withdrawal. Yeah, A lot of people who need electricity. They need electricity. Are gonna be outside kind of freaking out. You don't even need to know that. It's not coming back yet. Or ever. You don't know. You're still. It'll come back eventually, but some people are just gonna be starting to go off the rails no matter what.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They don't even know. They're just like, no. F***, this sucks. It's crazy s***. Fights are gonna get more intense every day eventually. Well, there's no cars. Cars that require electricity are just not gonna work anymore.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I don't know why the power stopped, but those cars are not moving, so what the f***?

Cristina: So then what do they do? Do they starve to death? I guess not.

Jack: No. Because people are gonna. That's when the violence starts.

Cristina: Oh, for the food.

Jack: Yeah. Because food isn't arriving back at the supermarkets. There's no truck delivering anything.

Jack: That truck is also just stationary somewhere.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So now people already bought all they could. They, you know, they adapted. For the first few. Couple of days, people shopped at the supermarket, but now the supermarkets run dry.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No new deliveries.

Cristina: And people who didn't do food shopping because they thought this was just normal, probably ate like normal.

Jack: Yes. And they're starting to get desperate.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Before long, a weekend. Oh. That's when s*** starts hitting the fan. M************ start going outside and just like. Well, we gotta f******. We gotta survive. We haven't heard anything from the government because we can't.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We haven't heard anything from anybody. Is f****** rumors out here. The power's never coming back. What's coming back tomorrow. And we've heard it's coming back tomorrow. Every f****** day. We heard it's never coming back. Every f****** day. And people are out there just robbing m************ already. What am I gonna do? I'm just gonna sit here and starve to death? Somebody has food. That supermarket had food when it began. Somebody has food.

Cristina: So you just go robbing every place.

Jack: You can start getting hostile. Survival.

Cristina: Yeah. But you go into every house or something. But then you end up getting hurt probably too. Not you.

Jack: Desperation will send somebody mad. When you start running out of food and start to get hungry, you stop giving a f***.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: You stop giving a f***, and people will start killing each other. It's gonna happen pretty quickly. Under two weeks. Under two weeks without electricity in any form. Everything is destabilized.

Cristina: Whoa. What?

Jack: Yeah, I think under two weeks.

Cristina: How many people you think are gonna die at that time?

Jack: Holy f***. A lot.

Cristina: A lot?

Jack: A lot. In the millions, easily.

Cristina: From just murder or suicide?

Jack: Both.

Cristina: Both. Okay. In the millions.

Jack: In the millions. And I'M not talking like 1 million people two weeks in. No, I'm talking like. Like, what are the Japanese gonna do? What is the f****** Chinese gonna do with no electricity? Oh, bro, there's so many people there, they're just gonna murder each other. Us, oh, we're so spoiled. We need electricity. The west, all the Western countries. Holy f***.

Cristina: How long do you think it takes for someone to eat people?

Jack: When you stop finding food, that's gonna. Cannibalism is real. Within a month. Within a month.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You ran out of food. You stopped keeping track of when was the last time you ate. And you're just thinking you're gonna starve every day.

Cristina: Yeah. You gotta find a house with a garden.

Jack: Yeah. Growing your own food is the only option, but then you totally risk. At risk.

Cristina: At risk.

Jack: Yeah, you're at risk. You can't let anybody know you're growing food.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Anybody enters your yard, you gotta kill them. You can't have them leave and talk about your garden.

Cristina: You kill them and eat them.

Jack: Yeah. You got food. Anybody goes into your garden, Food. Immediately.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You cannot have anybody tell anyone else that you have a garden that you're growing food in.

Cristina: How do you get away with that? I don't know.

Jack: The best option would be a rooftop garden on the highest building so nobody sees you from any other building.

Cristina: Yeah. So you have to already be on.

Jack: A building, you have to already live in a building. And you already have to have the top garden set up to grow plants. And then you could do that effectively.

Cristina: Do you have to live up there too?

Jack: You have to live up there. You could have the last floor saved for yourself. You had no reason to go down because you have food up there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And assuming you can set up a cauldron pretty easily, you could collect water as well. Ooh, rainwater.

Cristina: Rainwater. Yes. Is rainwater also the thing that turns people into werewolves? Is that one of the things I don't remember.

Jack: I have an idea.

Cristina: So we gotta be careful, but I.

Jack: Know a month in, a month in. Cannibal. Cannibalism is real.

Cristina: That is so crazy fast. It's not fast, but it's gonna feel like forever. Yeah, I guess, if you're starving, man.

Jack: Isn't that crazy? We have no other chains of delivering food.

Cristina: No other chain.

Jack: We've turned everything into something that relies on electricity. Yeah, all of it. Everything shows up in trucks. They have a computer that allows that truck to run everything.

Cristina: Every vehicle?

Jack: Every vehicle.

Cristina: We have carts. We can use that.

Jack: Carts?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like the shopping carts.

Jack: What are we gonna do? Cross the country in a shopping cart?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's crazy.

Cristina: Tile all the carts together, I guess. I don't know.

Jack: And who's pulling in how?

Cristina: I don't know. I'm assuming a group of people are going to rob some place that has all this food and stuff.

Jack: I'm so confused.

Cristina: Like, where did the shopping. The stores get their products from?

Jack: Okay. Right. But we get. What are we gonna do with it? We just have shopping carts. We're not delivering it anywhere. We're just hoarding the food. People are eating each other no matter what. See Apocalypse. Nobody's f****** going out generously giving out the food that they've taken. No, that's it.

Cristina: That's why it's a group of people doing it, so that they can keep it for themselves.

Jack: Yeah. So there's no food delivery, no supply chain anymore. Supply chain is gone.

Cristina: Eventually there would be one, I would guess, if it's like the Walking Dead, where eventually a city happened.

Jack: I mean, maybe, but we have to rely on people being honest and, you know, wanting to f****** work together. To work together and, like, give some of their stuff to somebody else. In the middle of a nightmare scenario.

Cristina: Yeah. I mean, in the beginning, it's a nightmare, but once there's not that much people left, you kind of want to be with other people.

Jack: Yeah. You find yourself sort of obligated.

Cristina: Yeah. I think you'd probably give it up, your food to share with someone else just to have the company of someone else.

Jack: Yeah. So fascinating. I don't know, man. That's kind of crazy, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You don't even need zombies.

Cristina: Just.

Jack: Just lack of power.

Cristina: Yeah. Whatever happened in the road always wants.

Jack: No, you don't need. That's so excessive. You don't need that much to happen.

Cristina: No, you don't need that much.

Jack: You just remove electricity. That's how dependent we are on just electricity. We're not even talking computers. Like, we're dumb.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which one of us can, like, create something just, like, really practical, not artistic, like, really advance our living conditions? That's actually accented in the Walking Dead with that old lady who has the book of things everybody should probably already know how to do?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But they don't. And so she's smart as f****** having it.

Cristina: That is smart. Yeah.

Jack: Which one of us can build a functional windmill?

Cristina: Get a book for that. No. I feel like it's still gonna be complicated. I don't know.

Jack: Where have you ever seen a book for windmills? How to Build one not what it is. Not an encyclopedia.

Cristina: A book on windmills, I think.

Jack: Like how to build a windmill. Yeah, yeah. That kind of is important.

Cristina: Yeah. Man. That book doesn't exist, does it?

Jack: No. I'm sure somebody will make it. But what are the odds we'll ever see that person in this scenario? Like, we got to be so fortunate for that person to be trying to barter around us.

Cristina: Yeah. Windmill. There must be something easier to make than a windmill. Man. But that's a good idea. If it's like the one in the grand tour. Not the grand tour. The other show with the guy. The guy from the Great Escape. The two guys that made. It's like a windmill. No, it was a watermill. That's what it was.

Jack: Yeah, it was a watermill.

Cristina: Watermill. I wonder if that's easier to make. Probably you still need that water. Like you need that water. But where are you going to find that water?

Jack: But. Well, do you just find a river or something?

Cristina: Yeah, but you gotta live by there. And that's not safe.

Jack: If it's a river. Why wouldn't that be safe?

Cristina: Because you're out in the open. I don't know if someone's coming around the water. But if other people see it, I.

Jack: Mean, it's a river. Are they taking over the whole river?

Cristina: They are seeing. No, they see the windmill from far away. They want to.

Jack: They'll probably get rid of you anywhere you are. You have to. But I see what you mean. Like, it's really unnatural.

Cristina: Yeah. It will be easily spotted.

Jack: Yeah. So you have to make it in the middle of nowhere by a river.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like somewhere nobody would venture if that.

Cristina: Was easy to do.

Jack: Yeah. And the best option would be at a high altitude. So you get the water coming down. Then that pushes the watermill.

Cristina: Man. But I don't think it's possible because what they were using, though was like bamboo, and that's kind of tough to use. That's a nice material. Like, that's not natural in any.

Jack: Or you can find yourself an existing watermill by river and then start structuring things based on the watermill. So you. You gotta assume electricity isn't gonna happen. So the watermill is a giant gear, and you have to make everything mechanical and dependent on the giant gear.

Cristina: Yes, but what kind of things can you make?

Jack: For example, if you need to crush things, the watermill should be connected to a machine that in the turn of the watermill, something comes up and down, crushing something. So now you have just something attached to the other thing that sort of propels the motion of crushing.

Cristina: But would that be loud? Because you don't want the whole attention.

Jack: In the middle of nowhere.

Cristina: Okay. You're in the middle of nowhere, so it doesn't matter.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or you're at an existing watermill, which is already. The water is pretty loud.

Cristina: Yeah. That's an interesting idea. Yeah.

Jack: You just build things off of the watermill, making sure never to obstruct the watermill because you need its force. But it could mechanically make some things work.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You just have to be very mechanically minded because electricity is no longer a thing that'll function.

Cristina: It's like a lot of people just find those houses that have a bunch of sun. What is that called? The sun?

Jack: Solar panels.

Cristina: Solar panels. The houses that have a bunch of solar panels on their roofs. Because that would help, wouldn't it? Or would their house just stop working because no electricity? No electricity. I don't know.

Jack: I'm assuming in this world nothing electrical works.

Cristina: Even solar. Are solar panels electrical? It's not a lot, though. It is.

Jack: They generate electricity from the sun though.

Cristina: Yeah, but that's not working either.

Jack: Yeah. I don't know why, but no electricity works.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah. So this is a water powered world.

Jack: Yeah. Because back at the beginning, some dude is like, the numbers told him electricity.

Cristina: Is done, but even from the sun, that's just crazy. Okay. But okay, yeah.

Jack: Something about our atmosphere, whatever, is not allowing the conversion of heat to electricity anymore.

Cristina: Yeah. So then the sun. Okay. So then the water. Then we just use water. All right. And then, I don't know, we could use heat.

Jack: Definitely heat. Now, for example, a steam powered ship of some sort. We can still have boats functioning. We can have steam powered cars.

Cristina: Steam powered cars?

Jack: Yeah. We would move into a steampunk kind of society. In order to calm things down, you.

Cristina: Have to be able to make steam powered stuff.

Jack: Some like, people will be out there.

Cristina: If you live on the river though, you can at least depend on fishing maybe.

Jack: Yes. You'll have food and water.

Cristina: Yeah. And if you know how to make traps, you can have like ducks.

Jack: I don't know animals, they hang out by the river. Like deer and crap like that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's food.

Cristina: There is food there.

Jack: You also have to know how to hunt, though.

Cristina: Yes. Not just the traps.

Jack: Hunting as well.

Cristina: Like in the forest?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: The game.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Learning how to get your own food.

Cristina: That's cool. Rabbits are gonna be hard. Deer's gonna be hard.

Jack: Rabbits are pretty easy. If you have cages and crap.

Cristina: Yeah. I feel like fishing is the first.

Jack: Way to go and probably the healthiest too.

Cristina: Mmm. Yes. And if you can grow your own plants, of course.

Jack: And also, all things considered, fishing is one of the easiest ways to go too. If you have a very powerful river, build a sort of net that allows the water through but catches the fish.

Cristina: Yes, that's nice.

Jack: Oh, yeah.

Cristina: Catching fish and eating berries, well, you gotta be careful with that, I guess.

Jack: Also because you're in by water already, the soil will naturally be wet. Closer to the river, if you can find seeds, you can plant things that will start growing that you can eat.

Cristina: Yeah, but when you're really, when you're starving and you just find the place, what are you eating at the beginning?

Jack: Fish for sure. You can make a net out of f****** anything.

Cristina: Yeah, because I'm thinking plants would be easy, but at the same time it wouldn't because you don't know what's poisonous or not. It all looks the same.

Jack: You want to find a. You want to find and clear out a patch by the watermill of plants. And then you're going to plant there the seeds for your new plants. And you're going to try to cover the watermill with foliage by planting a bunch of s*** around it to obscure it more and more. But also you're going to be eating the things you planted. Double winners.

Cristina: But where were they getting the seeds from?

Jack: Well, you already found the watermelon. You just got to remember where it is, which is just follow the river and you'll get there. Make trips to town or whatever, to the nearest place.

Cristina: You don't even have to have good fruits. It could be spoiled fruits if for some reason no one ate any fruits or it's just trash or something like leftover. There should be seeds in them.

Jack: Yeah. Go to. Go to places where you would normally buy seeds and steal them. Most people aren't gonna think about that.

Cristina: Yes, Home Depot.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. People aren't thinking about that s***. They're like, where's the food? And it's like, why don't you plant own food?

Cristina: Yeah, you can find a bunch of helpful stuff there.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: In places like that. Not just seeds, but like a Home.

Jack: Depot is a pretty solid place to close yourself into. And you put all the crap on the roof to grow plants and s***.

Cristina: They also have their own area of plants that you could have. You can take out what you can't eat and just put the seeds in those pots.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Or they actually have pots and dirt. So you could make it yourself.

Jack: Yeah, but you also want to have water.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you're gonna die in Home Depot. Oh, and there's no food either. Until the plants provide.

Cristina: You're gonna be eating the garbage that they sell for short.

Jack: They don't have enough.

Cristina: They don't have enough.

Jack: Home Depot doesn't have enough garbage for sale. Oh, okay, so you kind of f*****. Yeah, you do need. But definitely into nature. That's number one. People who are like, I'm gonna go to a hospital. You're gonna die.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I'm gonna go to a police station.

Cristina: Medical stuff you have at home.

Jack: Well, what you could do is if you really think the s***'s hitting the fan, go and buy a f*** ton of medical supplies in bulk before anything is looted. And then you also go and you buy a s*** ton of candy bars right off the bat. If you really think s***'s about to hit the fan. Stock up on anything that has a. Like, takes long to expire, is really light, is really small, that you can throw into a bag in giant amounts. Candy bars and s***. Like Twinkies. Energy. But you can't eat s*** else when you can't eat s*** else. A Twinkie will make the difference.

Cristina: Twinkies.

Jack: Twinkie. It's fat.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So much fat and sugar. Energy. Ah. So wired that you can it sustain. It'll sustain you for a while. You don't want to eat a Twinkie and have normal food throughout the day at all. You want any food after a Twinkie.

Cristina: That should be your meal.

Jack: That's your meal. Well, if you're starving. Twinkie. Yeah, that'll do a lot. Mad sugar, mad fat.

Cristina: Like nuts are helpful though.

Jack: Yes. You have nuts, you have candy bars, you have granola bars. Anything light that you can throw into a single backpack is your food.

Cristina: And the problem though, with water is how to get enough water. Like if you have a bunch of water, it could be too heavy. Like, how much can you tell?

Jack: You're not taking water. No, you're going to the water.

Cristina: You're going to the water. Okay, but if your first stop is Home Depot, then what?

Jack: You are not stopping at Home Depot in this case, you just bought a bunch of candy bars. Medical supplies that you're gonna do. All the candy bars and other food goes in the book bag.

Cristina: Yes. And the medical supplies. Seeds too, then.

Jack: Yeah. You could go buy seeds. Yeah, that's why you go to Home Depot. Yeah, 100%. You buy a crap ton of seeds. But that's easy because you can have a bag of seeds. It's like a thousand seeds, and it's smaller than a candy bar when their seeds expires.

Cristina: I want to check that out, but doesn't matter.

Jack: You're not gonna be on a crazy mission.

Cristina: Not a crazy mission.

Jack: Yeah. It's not gonna take you 50 years to get to the river. Yeah, he's gonna get to the river.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And, like, assuming you didn't even find the watermill, at least you're by the river.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now you have moving water. Clean by default.

Cristina: And hopefully fish in there.

Jack: And hopefully fish is the easiest part is the fish, which you can also get, like, a net, a makeshift net at Home Depot.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, you can get that. There's so many random stuff you can get at Home Depot. Home Depot should be something. You should get stuff at a book.

Jack: Bag, pack it with junk food.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That expires in a very long time. Go to Home Depot, and you get some makeshift net equivalent that would let water through, but not fish.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you go get medical supplies because you're gonna be wandering into the woods or. Yeah. You're looking for a river.

Cristina: How do you clean the water, though? Okay. Like, if you need to drink water now you have no water. How do you drink water from the river? Like, how do you clean it out?

Jack: River water is clean. It's moving.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Still water is what you don't want to drink.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah.

Jack: Still water has bacteria. River water is filtered by where it's.

Cristina: Moving through, so you can just drink that.

Jack: It's not the cleanest in the universe, but, yeah, you can drink the water.

Cristina: You can make it cleaner, though.

Jack: You could boil it if you wanted to. If you wanted to be safer.

Cristina: Yeah, I would do that.

Jack: Which you could still put in your book bag because it won't take any space. You could put a bunch of candy bars in it and around it, and it won't. It's like. Yeah, pot isn't even there.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: So fill it up with junk food, a pot, a makeshift net, which you could have probably also squeezed into that book bag without taking up too much room.

Cristina: Not a torch.

Jack: Lighter.

Cristina: A lighter. That's probably a lighter.

Jack: And lighter fluid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: A magnifying glass so that you don't have to use your lighter when you have the sun to power fire starting.

Cristina: That's your new technology.

Jack: A bunch. Yeah. And a bunch of seeds. So many seeds.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You need all the seeds and then.

Cristina: To the wheel technology. Do you think that's gonna be a thing you were talking about? Wheel powered city.

Jack: Not wheel powered city, but using the. The power of the moving a watermill to sort of replicate a gear and then connecting things to that. Yeah, you can make things with that. Yeah, for sure.

Cristina: I wonder, like, what a fan. That's nice. But no, yeah, definitely.

Jack: You can cool your home. You can use the motion of it and connect it to a fan inside that's made entirely of, I guess, wood and crap like that. And you just need the one end of it to be connected enough so that it spins. And if you connect wide end to short end, the fan will spin like crazy, thus keeping you cool in the middle of crazy hot day.

Cristina: Yeah. I wonder if that could help you with a hose. If you had to water your plants and you're too lazy and you.

Jack: Yes. But also the point of having the plants planted along the edge of the.

Cristina: Oh, you don't have to water them.

Jack: You don't have to water them because.

Cristina: They'Re always solid, moist.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Forgot about that. That's awesome.

Jack: That kind of saves a lot.

Cristina: Yeah. Nice.

Jack: You need things like aloe vera, medical.

Cristina: Yeah. It's probably a lot of poisonous plants around you.

Jack: You got to kill everything that's there by default. And plant berries and cherries, strawberries. You want watermelons, you want avocados. You want just everything. Plant everything. Anything you could get.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Go to the supermarket and buy a bunch of s***.

Cristina: Yes. And eat it. No.

Jack: Well, yeah, actually, all things. All jokes aside, mission should be done by, like three people. Don't go to the woods alone. You and two homies. Because you need to be able to carry the stuff too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So the three book bags, one of them contains a bunch of different fruits that have seeds.

Cristina: Mm. From the shopping mark. Whatever.

Jack: Then that same bag could contain all the seeds for other things that you. As many different seeds as you can get at like Home Depot or some s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The net is. Well, to catch fish. Like the food bag for creating new food. Then you have the survival bag, which is what. Where all the fast food, the. All the junk food is the junk food and the pan and just all that kind of stuff.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you're gonna have a person who's gonna have a bunch of different tools in there. It's gonna have a lighter, is gonna have a machete. It's gonna have scissors. I guess I could have the net in there. It could have a knife. You could have just tools. Tools. You got to get creative.

Cristina: Just random tools. You'll figure it out.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. You'll figure it out through necessity.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then in this exchange, you can. Between the three of you, you can also take shifts when you're living there, just in case something's coming.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Somebody's always awake. Three shifts, eight hours each shift.

Cristina: Yeah. I wonder, how would you practice hunt? How would you practice hunting in that type of situation?

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like when you start wanting more than.

Jack: Just fish, you can start building traps.

Cristina: But for deers, like, bigger meat. Oh.

Jack: That's when you got to learn how to start hunting.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which. That's another thing you got to steal. Take some survival books in one of those book bags. Oh, I know how to make basic things like a bow, Even if it'll take a lot of trial and error.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You just take it with you and figure it out. Hunting traps and crap like that. Any kind of books like that, you go and you rob Barnes and Nobles.

Cristina: Yes. So one friends doing Barnes and Noble. One is Home Depot. One is the shopping place.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Yeah. That's interesting.

Jack: And then you guys meet up when you take off, and then however long it takes you, you already have enough. And I'm assuming you could take two, three bottles of water and have it slowly in case it takes you several days to get to the water.

Cristina: And you have a gun with three bullets.

Jack: Yes, Stealing guns matters. You got to find a place to get guns. That's a hard one, because you got to get into a police station. You got to do a couple of heists.

Cristina: You have to heist.

Jack: Yeah. You got to get into a police station or kill a cop.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And take his gun?

Cristina: Why can't you just own a gun.

Jack: If you don't already own a gun? I know, but you got to get a gun.

Cristina: You got to get a gun. But I guess the gun isn't for shooting animals, though. The gun is just in case someone does find self defense.

Jack: Yeah, because you can't eat any animal you shoot.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, you can't shoot a deer. I mean, eat a deer after it's been shot.

Jack: Just shoot it in the head, and then you got to chop his head off before the lead gets anywhere else.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That sucks. But yeah, you shouldn't do that anyway, even if it wasn't a problem, because that's more.

Jack: That should be last resort self defense. Yeah. You should make it to the point that eventually could just rest that gun down and use a bow to kill a m*********** if need be.

Cristina: That's gotta be crazy training.

Jack: That's also why machete matters. Like, that's also a close combat weapon.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So you can deal with people that way, too. Yeah. Oh, that sucks. I feel like the gun is easier to do. Deal with someone.

Jack: Yeah. But you're only gonna have so much ammo.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Machete becomes problematic pretty quickly.

Cristina: Yeah. Hope you never get to that point, because that sucks. I don't know.

Jack: But who knows? Yeah. Hopefully no. So you plant a bunch of crap around your windmill, your water mill, and you connect anything that needs to be mechanically powered, and you make a city.

Cristina: No.

Jack: How do you make a city?

Cristina: I don't know. A tent city.

Jack: There's three people.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Just live in the house.

Cristina: There's a house by it.

Jack: There's a water mill. There's probably a house.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just a water mill out in the middle of nowhere.

Cristina: Maybe. I don't know where watermills are hanging out at farms.

Jack: Could be.

Cristina: Maybe that'd be even more interesting. You have more.

Jack: You don't want. You do not want to be on a farm.

Cristina: Aw.

Jack: Because a farm is a place people know about. And it's like anybody who's intelligent enough is probably good enough at farming.

Cristina: Which means there's a water mill in the middle of nowhere. But buy a house in the middle of nowhere.

Jack: Yeah. Because usually there's, like, a purpose being served by that. Maybe the water mill is powering that house. That's a private property.

Cristina: Okay. I guess that's better than the farm. Lame.

Jack: Yeah. Like more people gonna know about a farm. Because a farm probably produces for many.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Than a watermelon. That's probably somebody just kind of secluding themselves to not be known.

Cristina: Mmm. Yes.

Jack: But we're assuming you don't even find a watermill. Right. So you don't even find a watermelon. You get to the river.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You can start building there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Axes and machetes.

Cristina: But you don't need a water mill to survive. Yeah. You don't need a watermill.

Jack: No. Because the river will feed the water to the plants. The sunlight will feed the light to the plants. The plants will grow over time. You already have a bunch of junk food that will hold you over for a while. You've made it to the clean water that you can drink. And if you're paranoid about it, you can boil it and drink that. You're good to live now.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And you'll have fish for more food now that you've made it to the river.

Cristina: But you're probably living in tents, though.

Jack: Yes. For the meantime.

Cristina: For the meantime. You think they'll eventually be able to make houses or like a makeshift house.

Jack: Yeah. I don't know how complicated of a house.

Cristina: Like a box.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Some basic s***.

Cristina: Yeah. To protect from rain, I guess. I mean the tent should be good, but I don't know if you want more space than that.

Jack: The best plan would be right to try to find a fully mechanical car or something steam powered or something coal powered or heat powered or something like that. That a car that could function without electricity, which was gonna be a hunt. That's a mission and a half. But if you could find something powerful enough to then use it to get a Humvee.

Cristina: A what?

Jack: Like a Winnebago. A mobile home.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: A trailer of some sort.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That you could then drag to where your water is there and then you live in there. Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, that's way better. More roomy.

Jack: But now you got another heist after you've established yourself, which is find the vehicle, find the trailer. And the vehicle needs to be powerful enough to move the trailer. We're talking steam isn't going to cut it.

Cristina: So then what can I cut it?

Jack: I don't know. Coal can power an entire train and a ship.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: So coal is a great. Like that's a lot of heat and that heat.

Cristina: And there's coal powered cars like that Sounds like an impossible mission to.

Jack: I have no clue. That's a really good question. Let's check it out. Okay. So no coal power. No steam powered cars. Steam would be inefficient and we can't find coal powered cars. But that being said, diesel mechanical vehicles would be more efficient and powerful than electric vehicles anyways. So if you can find a fully mechanical diesel vehicle and then use that to pull. Which I guess it would have to be able to pull the trailer. You can get your trailer to your river and have a already built home.

Cristina: Finding a car, I don't know, it feels like a tricky. This is a very tricky.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Mission.

Jack: The trailer is the easy part.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You're probably gonna have to like get the trailer off of somebody because there's probably gonna be people living in a trailer park.

Cristina: No. It's not easy.

Jack: But it's easy finding it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Finding the car is where the problem is.

Cristina: Yes. Finding the car will be the biggest problem.

Jack: Yes. But if you can find a fully mechanical diesel powered car, then you could just steal a trailer home with the car though.

Cristina: I feel like you'd still have to probably steal that from someone. Well. Because someone's gonna be driving that car.

Jack: Yeah. But it's like one person. The problem is finding the car.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's the hard part. Killing a person with the gun you already have is not the hard part. It's the finding a fully mechanical, diesel powered vehicle.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Not easy. It's easier to just shoot somebody and take it. The other thing would be the trailer. The trailer is easy to locate, and in the middle of the night, you can just take.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess. In the middle night. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Pretty simple, I guess. Yeah.

Jack: Scope it out and watch until there's nobody there. Just take it.

Cristina: Oh, wait, no. Yeah, you just connect it. Yeah. I'm thinking you have to drive that away too. But no, you're not driving it away. You're just connecting it to your car.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: That's. That's the plan, I guess.

Jack: Pretty simple.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then you could get that to.

Cristina: Your river and live in that.

Jack: And live in that. Now you have a roof that'll protect you from the rain.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: A river that'll give you water and fish.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You'll also have plants planted in the area which will grow your food over time.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty perfect. I don't know what else you're missing.

Jack: That's kind of all the needs you have.

Cristina: Yeah. You got people. So you're not dying of Bordeaux.

Jack: Yep. There's three of you.

Cristina: But you can't use the car after you have it there, even if it has gas. That's probably risky.

Jack: You need that for total emergencies anyways. You don't want to burn through that fuel.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The best option would be if you're desperately hungry. Not hungry, but like, you want something special. Flip side, driving to bookstores. But then again, you could go to bookstores. Walking.

Cristina: Yeah. That's less suspicious. Like, you don't have to worry about people popping out of nowhere trying to take it. Trying to take. Exactly.

Jack: And it makes less noise so you don't attract anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Take a bicycle.

Cristina: Take a bike.

Jack: That's another thing you got to do. You got to make sure to steal bikes.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Mountain bikes. So that you can drive them through your woods easily.

Cristina: I guess the car could have the bike. Says it could be the storage for the bikes.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: For the rain and stuff like. That's. That's a good idea.

Jack: Yeah. You could definitely build sort of thing. And actually that's probably how you're gonna get to the river in the first place. You probably began with bikes because that's easy to get.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. So easy.

Jack: Three mountain bikes, three book bags. That means you don't have to waste your energy walking anywhere, and you get there sooner.

Cristina: Mm. But how do you all separate and then meet up at the same place? Or you got there first, then separated to get the things and then came back because you already knew how to get there.

Jack: Yeah. You already know where you're headed. There's a meeting plan, then you take off from there.

Cristina: Yeah, that's a great plan. Yes.

Jack: Survival, man.

Cristina: Except for the murder.

Jack: S*** happens. It's the apocalypse.

Cristina: I know.

Jack: Not gonna f****** do anything.

Cristina: It's just a tough, tough thing to do.

Jack: Take a life.

Cristina: Yeah. It's harder than if it was just zombie life.

Jack: You got to kill people still when it's zombies.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: Probably more so because there's a threat other than just people. So people are gonna be way more hostile.

Cristina: Yes. That still makes it easier, though, to kill those people than the people in this apocalypse. That may not always be hostile, but you're like, oh, I need a thing.

Jack: No, you're not gonna kill them if they're not hostile. You're not just gonna off somebody.

Cristina: Okay. So.

Jack: But in the scenario of getting the car, you're like, well, it's gonna be hard. Well, that means you're putting up a fight.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: You're not. Just like, I'm gonna pop your. If you just get out and walk away, I'm gonna leave with your car.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I'm just gonna, like, off you for zero reason. I was assuming there was a problem.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Just, like, get out. Bah. Too bad for you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, no, that's not how it works.

Cristina: Just in case. No, you're in a car.

Jack: What are you gonna do? I'll run you.

Cristina: No, I guess not. What if he has a second car?

Jack: Then you really got to kill him because he has all the things you need.

Cristina: Oh, you don't need two cars, but.

Jack: You can't have two cars.

Cristina: That's true. You could have two cars.

Jack: Yeah, it's pretty good. Because that means you can steal a second trailer from the same place and have even more room.

Cristina: Yes. You need a lot of. We don't. Do you need that much room or.

Jack: Just go to random car parks? Just go to random car parks. Hit one each time. Not car park. Trailer parks.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: One from here. Take it. I hit a different one. So they don't expect you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Slowly. You just keep taking a couple of trailers. 4, 5, 6. And you could turn them into different things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: When is your kitchen? One is your living room, and they.

Cristina: All might have supplies in them. That's great.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: As long as no one's staying in them. They could be abandoned ones out there and you could just take those easily.

Jack: And you can also have a d***. Instead of generator creates electricity. So it wouldn't work. Because I'd be like, you have a gas powered generator, but no electricity works. So no you magical. But you can have a food storage trailer where you. Anytime you make a run for food that isn't what you're growing and fishing and hunting, you could bring it there. Bags of chips from looted stores and junk food of all kinds.

Cristina: And just beans. Because it's always beans. Why is it always.

Jack: Because it's in cans. It's takes a long time to expire, I guess. You can have anything in cans that lasts a long time. Get a f*** ton of cans.

Cristina: It's always. That's such a lame meal to just be eating beans. I don't know.

Jack: Because you can have dried beans for a long time. Might as well steal a bunch of those. But you could do that. Like a bunch of dried food that doesn't go bad. And then you can like cook it.

Cristina: If crackers don't go bad, get some crackers. Crackers do go bad. For bread and beans.

Jack: Bread will not. The bread ceases to exist.

Cristina: Yeah. They get old real quick.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Man. Why doesn't crackers last?

Jack: Because crackers are bread. Crackers are bread.

Cristina: I know, but can of bean is so boring.

Jack: But it's food you're not. Who cares about why are you worried about boring or not? It's the apocalypse.

Cristina: Once you have everything, you can get bored.

Jack: Well, it's not just beans. At that point. You just fished.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you can throw a fish with beans.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Rice also lasts an unfathomably long amount of time. You can have fish, rice and beans. Really leaning on those beans hard. You don't have to.

Cristina: Yeah. How are you gonna get the rice? Isn't rice usually in big.

Jack: You could get small ones. And you have a f****** car.

Cristina: You don't want to use the car too much.

Jack: You also have a bike.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. The bike.

Jack: And you could hang things. If you could find a three wheel bike. You're set.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because it won't tip. You could put bags and crap on it.

Cristina: Oh, okay then. Yes. We need some rice.

Jack: Powerful runs.

Cristina: We have some rice and beans with fish on the side.

Jack: Yeah, you can have.

Cristina: That's life.

Jack: Yeah. You can have that as well as pasta. Pasta lasts a really long time.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That feels like it'll be hard to cook though. With fire. Is It. I don't know.

Jack: That's the way to cook it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You boil water, which you're by a river, so you have infinite amounts of that.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: And then you boil the water. When the water is boiling, you pour it on the pasta and let the pasta get soft.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You hunt the animal so you have the meat. Two things you could get to make your life better after you're nice and stable is get a pasta maker.

Cristina: Pasta maker?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Machine that makes pasta. You just turn the thing and mix pasta. So you can have.

Cristina: But that's not from electricity.

Jack: Well, you can have. No, assuming that you. You can manually turn the thing.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So you can have a pasta maker and the other thing would be. Crap. Was I thinking a pasta maker And a meat grinder.

Cristina: Meat grinder.

Jack: You get a deer, you throw the deer in there, it grinds the meat for you. Now you can make meatballs, you can make burgers.

Cristina: You can do that with any of the meat. That's awesome.

Jack: Spice up your meat life.

Cristina: Have some rabbit burgers or fish burgers.

Jack: Rat burgers.

Cristina: Rap. Oh, you said rat.

Jack: Yeah, but they're in nature. What do you mean ill?

Cristina: Because you're eating all this other stuff. Why would you go to the rats? That's like desperate.

Jack: You want different kinds of meats. Why is it desperate?

Cristina: Because you have fish, rabbits and deer.

Jack: You're just thinking from a citizen point of view.

Cristina: What? What do you mean?

Jack: You're thinking from a privileged position. There's nothing wrong with a rat that eats nothing but healthy.

Cristina: But if you're eating all that other meat, why would you need rat meat?

Jack: Why would you need any meat?

Cristina: Because you need meat.

Jack: Then why would rat meat be not acceptable? What's unacceptable about rat meat?

Cristina: I don't know. It's a rat. Yeah, you're thinking from a citizen's point of view.

Jack: It's a position of privilege. I don't wanna.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Can you use the rabbit is a f****** rat.

Cristina: It's big, though. I don't know.

Jack: You could find rats bigger than rabbits.

Cristina: Oh, can you really?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. Are you sure it's fine to eat?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: What about raccoons?

Jack: You're cooking it. You're not biting into its raw.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But raccoons. Pretty big.

Jack: Yeah. You can raccoon. You could pretty much eat anything you're going to clean.

Cristina: I guess. I guess it's better than eating people. I guess so.

Jack: Yeah. Which you could still also do.

Cristina: But yes. That's super duper desperate. That's not the first thing you're gonna go on your menu of foods that you have.

Jack: No.

Cristina: You're gonna choose a rat over the person, I would hope.

Jack: Who cares if the person is dead and it's because you killed them? You're not gonna let them go to waste either.

Cristina: No, I can't. No. I feel like you might have abandoned them before you even thought of, hey, I could have taken them to eat.

Jack: Oh yeah. If somebody's around you and you kill them though.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Somebody's at camp and you killed them so that they don't go tell people about your camp. Now you just have meat.

Cristina: Yes. In that case, I guess you eat them.

Jack: Yeah. Normality is out the window.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I know why you're thinking from living in society point of view.

Cristina: Yeah. But it will feel a bit normal. It feels like you're camping.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So I don't know. And then you eat a human and then it doesn't feel like you're camping anymore.

Jack: Well, it feels like you're out there surviving. It doesn't feel necessarily normal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But you sold a couple of trailers. You got your plants growing, you got some fish, you got water.

Cristina: You have so much. You don't need people.

Jack: It's pretty badass.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And you can make regular trips to get board games and card games and books. Entertainment is so important. You can get things to stay in shape. Steel workout things, dumbbells and crap like that. Jump rop open. Just things to stay fit. That also very distracting how you can steal things to.

Cristina: I mean you have trips to stores, right? Yeah.

Jack: You just make trips to stores on your three wheel bike thing.

Cristina: Like say you let one person out and the other two have to stay in camp. Or one person stays in camp while the other two leave. Like there has to be some type of rule. Someone needs to protect the camp while other people.

Jack: I think one person leaving doesn't probably only have one bike with three wheels or two. I guess two people and how do.

Cristina: They wait before one of them go goes check to see if there's something wrong or.

Jack: No, I think, I think two people go. I think two people go. One drives a three wheel bike, the other one drives a normal bike. Then they make runs and they can watch out for each other while so.

Cristina: They'Re at least around each other in the same area and they're looking for things.

Jack: And if something split up, that's how people die.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: You'd have one person like watching the bike outside.

Cristina: Yeah. So if something goes wrong that they could both escape. At the same time.

Jack: And so you get books you want to read and board games. Like Barnes and Nobles is a place to hit repeatedly. You want to steal as much s*** from Barnes and Nobles as possible. MAD Books, notebooks, board games, card games, toys.

Cristina: I don't know why, but there's a bunch of toys.

Jack: I mean, I guess if you're a person who plays a toys, but you can take a bunch of that s***. Sudoku books and puzzle books and just all this kind of s***. You can fill a book bag up with so many different kinds of books.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Put them on your bike.

Cristina: Mmm. Yes. And if anything goes wrong, though. Huh? That's why you have that gun.

Jack: I guess that's why you have the gun.

Cristina: Wonder who's more in danger. It has to be the two guys over. The one that's hanging out at the place that they're staying.

Jack: Yeah, that guy's probably fine.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If they haven't found you yet. To the point that now you're just gonna worrying about entertainment. Nobody's probably finding you.

Cristina: Yeah. But you still have to be careful. So I think they'll take turns. Right. Of who stays in the camp and who goes out. So you can stay running around and I mean, you'll have workout stuff too.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: But you'll have to.

Jack: And maybe over time, you could bring other people.

Cristina: Find survivalists who aren't dangerous.

Jack: Yeah. People who seem like they're cool. And you bring them over. When you find somebody alone and you can confirm they're alone and not bait, that's.

Cristina: That's a worry.

Jack: Then you bring them back and you're like, you can come live with us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, we're consistently making runs. We're doing whatever. We're doing whatever. And you can come live with us.

Cristina: That sounds so tough. Yeah.

Jack: It's hard to trust people. Mm.

Cristina: Yes. Because even if they're alone, they find out where you're at, they just disappear. Who knows how many people are gonna come back.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: That's a little troubling.

Jack: That's a problem.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You could have a dummy second location. Bring them there, Bring them there, see what happens.

Cristina: Yes. Just have them living there. I mean, you gotta have to pretend to be living there too, though.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. You could have one person staying there.

Cristina: Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. Every time they pass you, they get to live in the town. I guess whatever you're playing, you're living.

Jack: Additionally, you can make the. If you continue to steal trailers over time, those could be the walls. Your village place.

Cristina: Yeah. Your Village.

Jack: You just put them back to back to back. Create a barrier.

Cristina: Yes. That is an awesome idea. Yes, yes, yes.

Jack: Flip side. What if you can somehow get trailer trucks? They don't have wheels on the. If you need trailer trucks. And the ability to remove the trailer and put it onto the ground because nobody, nothing can go under it. It's just a giant box, Steel box.

Cristina: How are you getting it?

Jack: I don't know. I'm saying if you had a way to do that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That would be the goal. Like, you could definitely build walls that are too high to climb and literally to the bottom. Because you could go under a Winnebago and come out the other side.

Cristina: But it's hard to imagine someone how. Like how that would work out. How it would work out of getting those trailer.

Jack: Yeah. In the middle of nowhere. I don't know how you'd remove them from the back of a truck so that it would be flat.

Cristina: Yeah. Like even if you found them, how. What's the next step?

Jack: I guess tip it off the truck. But how? What can you possibly find that could push it off?

Cristina: If it did, could you even pull it back?

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like to your location?

Jack: No, you'd bring the truck there. Oh, I see the problem. Yeah. There's no electricity. We can't.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: No, nevermind. There's no way.

Cristina: That's way too heavy.

Jack: The good thing about a trailer, a mobile, like a trailer home, is that it doesn't need electricity. You just connect it. The wheels are gonna move. Yeah, yeah, fair enough, Fair enough.

Cristina: But you should put something under it that's interesting. What if something sneaks under, like snakes? You don't want to worry about snakes. I guess so you should put something under it, I think.

Jack: Under what?

Cristina: The trailer trucks.

Jack: What do you mean worry about snakes?

Cristina: They could go under the trailer trucks and then attack you. I don't know.

Jack: How are they under the trailer truck? How are they gonna attack you?

Cristina: They're gonna sneak past your, I guess, your top, your trucks and attack you.

Jack: Why wouldn't they be able to do that anyways?

Cristina: Why wouldn't they? If you had something covering those spots where they could hide in. Because they're not in your home, whatever your area, the area you live in. I don't know why snakes are there. Snakes are there though.

Jack: There's probably. Snakes could probably just come out of the water. I don't understand what the problem is.

Cristina: To come out of the water. I don't know. It's just horrifying. If a snake Attacks you, I guess.

Jack: Like, I don't see.

Cristina: It's apocalypse work. Snakes are attacking.

Jack: Yeah. It's weird anyways, I guess. Yeah, that's what's gonna be happening there. People gonna. The woods or survival. I don't know how we got here. What led us to this?

Cristina: The electricity magically stopped working. Yes, all of it.

Jack: Because we don't know.

Cristina: We don't know.

Jack: But what led us to the electricity dying? Why was that important?

Cristina: It just was because. I don't know, the snakes were.

Jack: Oh, because we were talking about humanity being whack and reliant on all their technology.

Cristina: I totally forgot that. Yes.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all f******. Yeah. We would immediately devolve.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Well, we got really far into how hardcore we would need to survive if electricity died. People go crazy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: D***.

Cristina: They would.

Jack: They would. That's mad real. That wasn't even, like, kidding. That's exactly what we would need to do if electricity died out.

Cristina: That's our plan and we're sharing it with everyone.

Jack: Yeah, it. Now everybody's gonna be at Rivers Party.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: So anyways, if you guys want to join our river party, make sure to do that. Sign up on some place where there'll be things to sign up on, I guess, and you can find other conversations about, I guess, apocalypses. There's a couple of episodes based on the different scenarios. I think there's one about the more probable apocalypses. There's another one about also building a civilization entirely based off of a potato.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So, yeah, there's a. There's a lot that could be done finding episodes related to this. So you go ahead and look for that and you can find all that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok @justcombopod.

Jack: Yes. And also remember to subscribe, rate, and if you feel so inclined to review the show, that is always, always appreciated.

Cristina: Yes. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is the most important thing in the face of earth. So if you know somebody who would like to listen to this show and needs good survival advice for when the good government disconnects electricity, assuming we're all going to go chaotic and murder one another and they want to go and join our river party, they need to hear this episode.

Cristina: Yes. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. If you do lose it. Then again, those awards are paid off anyways.

Cristina: They're paid off? Yeah.

Jack: Like the people who made the films put their films in the thing and then they bribe the guy and whoever got the best bribe is the one who gets the trophy. Or would have.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's like you just pay a bunch of people off and then they say your movie was the greatest. And then people think your movies the greatest. Cuz they said the movie.

Cristina: And then more people want to work with you.

Jack: And people. Yeah, more people want to work with you. More people want to watch your movies. Yeah, because you paid somebody to say they're the greatest.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then somebody. You paid to give somebody an award for being the best actor in your movie. All of that. You paid for it. It doesn't necessarily need to be true.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But yeah, it's great. Sweet, fantastic. That's how it works. And then people didn't want Netflix to be part of that. I remember that argument.

Cristina: Because they're haters.

Jack: No, because Netflix doesn't pay anybody to do anything. It just submitted its thing.

Cristina: Cuz they're. Yeah, they're. They're the indie of movies.

Jack: Yeah. And they're s******* on all the other people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And winning. Winning. They're winning hard. Other places have to go put their movies on Netflix now. That's how bad it's getting. Do you want to make a movie and you didn't put it on Netflix? Good luck getting it seen.

Cristina: Does that mean there's not gonna be any awards? Because the whole deal was like, they can't come, they can't join because they don't put their stuff in movie theaters. But right now, what's being in movie theaters? So what's gonna be winning? Anything.

Jack: Netflix wins anyways.

Cristina: Yeah, it has to be. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 138: The Lore of JCP

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What happen to the original hosts of the JCP? Why have there been so many clones? What is the one arm eye patch wearing clone doing right now? How many cockroach children does Jack have? And if Cristy’s backyard portal safe for tourism? The duo unpack the lore of The Just Conversation Podcast!

Rambling 138: The Lore of JCP

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Topics Discussed

  • Giving Listeners Cancer
  • Subhumans
  • Reptilians
  • Magic Cat People
  • Universe 2 Mars
  • Cockroach War
  • Quantum Computer
  • Time Machine
  • Portal
  • Clones
  • Ghosts
  • Zombie Island
  • Ish Hacking
  • Werewolves
  • Adrenochrome
  • Clinton Road
  • Creepy Pasta

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified when second episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to go find somebody, and as usual, thanks for listening. No, that's Michael. Michael. What is his f****** last name? It's my. I don't even know. It's Michael from Vsauce. And as always, thanks for listening. As always, for somebody to listen by endangering them.

Cristina: Yes, that's.

Jack: That's the moral of this show. I'll never tell you anything but endanger somebody and force them to listen to it.

Cristina: Because.

Jack: Because life.

Cristina: Why? What do you get out of it?

Jack: Listeners.

Cristina: Listeners. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. We definitely have something to gain.

Cristina: But they die immediately. No, they don't.

Jack: No, they don't.

Cristina: Cancer.

Jack: They die slowly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They live long enough to tell other.

Cristina: People they can still continue listening to the show.

Jack: Yes. Until they do die a sure. Short, short, short death. Not. I guess, not a short death. A really long death, but a short life.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know. Is this good? I don't know. It is.

Jack: It's not affecting us.

Cristina: Yeah, well, our listeners could have a very long life and we'd have.

Jack: Why is that our problem, whether they live long or not?

Cristina: It's not. It's just like we're losing listeners eventually when they. When they die. We would have.

Jack: They. It's a trade off. They. The one.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Let's say they tell five people, then we lose one. We made four listeners in the exchange. It's ever growing, so we have to.

Cristina: But why do we have to give them cancer, though?

Jack: Like, we're not giving them cancer. They're getting cancer. There's a difference. I'm not. Like, I'm gonna give you cancer. Like, it's just an unfortunate side effect of listening to the show.

Cristina: Okay, so it doesn't. It's not our fault.

Jack: It's not our fault whatsoever. Yes, it's our fault, but not our intention.

Cristina: But we need them to listen.

Jack: Yeah, we need them to listen because then they can get us more listeners. And as such goes the domino effect.

Cristina: But why do we have to force them to get more listeners?

Jack: We're not Forcing them to get more listeners. We're making them force other people to get more listeners. They have an option to let their children be in danger. I'm not like forcing them to do anything.

Cristina: I guess it's. It's so wrong.

Jack: What, that I'm threatening their families? Yeah, it's totally fine, man.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: How many of them have not listened? And how many children have I harmed? None. They always listen.

Cristina: They always.

Jack: They always listen.

Cristina: This plan always works.

Jack: Always works. 100%, 100% of the time. It's a flawless plan. It's never once planned.

Cristina: But now that you share that news, someone's going to be like, maybe he doesn't kill these people's children. So I'm just gonna.

Jack: Well, no one. That's not. Because everybody's done it. There's no reason for me to kill anybody's child.

Cristina: Yeah, but the person listening doesn't understand that they.

Jack: Why don't they understand? You're assuming our listeners are stupid now.

Cristina: No, just this one listener who's like, I'm just gonna see.

Jack: So they're gonna put their child in danger just to test the waters?

Cristina: Yes. They're the gambling type of person. They're addicted to gambling.

Jack: And they're like, this is the ultimate gamble. I gotta see if I' ma win this one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. I bet there's people who gamble like that.

Cristina: Whoa. That's pretty risky. But I guess. Well then we'll find out if you mean it or not.

Jack: I do. I do mean it. I will do whatever to get listeners.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I will go the extra mile.

Cristina: Would you cure the cancer that they're getting?

Jack: I'll do almost anything for listeners.

Cristina: Cuz that's something we could work on, I guess.

Jack: I mean, we have the resources. We have nothing but subhuman power and scientists. We got the freemasons lab.

Cristina: So we got.

Jack: We. We literally have hyper technologically advanced reptilians in imprisoned. And we have cats with magic powers.

Cristina: Magic to cure the cancer.

Jack: We could literally cure the cancer with magic.

Cristina: Why don't we?

Jack: Because then they'd be less committed with the cancer they're all in. They're already. They've already got the cancer. They might as well continue listening. Continue listening and getting other people to listen, lest it be in vain.

Cristina: I guess.

Jack: So like in theory we could just like hey, cat people, tell us how to cure cancer and then we would. But like, it's not helping us to cure cancer. I'd be going particularly out of my way to a different planet.

Cristina: We have Them on a different planet. Mars. Yeah. Okay.

Jack: On Mars from Universe 2.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We haven't gone back there. I have no idea if that worked out, you know, over there. Yeah, that's done. Planet X destroyed that, right?

Cristina: Yeah, d***. Pretty sure. No, wait, no, we destroyed that.

Jack: We took their Mars.

Cristina: Yeah. We didn't destroy by taking, by stopping planet. I mean the planet X thing that was over here now over there.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we solved ours by taking theirs because we blew up our own Mars to stop the cockroach people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So kind of problematic over there. We're fine using our nifty technology to save our. We saved our solar system by destroying a different one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And for sure we might have been the cause of what was gonna destroy our system in the first place, but we, we saved it and that's the important part.

Cristina: Did we have anything to do with that?

Jack: We destroyed. Well, I destroyed original Mars because. Ah, cockroaches.

Cristina: Yes, that happened.

Jack: Which is ironic because I ended up marrying one anyways.

Cristina: Yes, well, you're married now.

Jack: Okay, I've been married. You had that same reaction before.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yes, exactly the same way.

Cristina: I thought you were just dating. I don't know.

Jack: Was I just dating? No, I think I'm married to. I think I've been married for a while.

Cristina: Okay, then. How many children do you have? Aren't like roaches? Don't they have many children?

Jack: And she's like a good 12ft tall, so it's like weird.

Cristina: So how many children are there? Does she have no children? It doesn't. That part doesn't work.

Jack: No kids? We. It's impossible for us to breed together.

Cristina: Okay, but if she was a breeding cockroach, how many children would she have?

Jack: I don't know. Many.

Cristina: Many, many, many. It is like that. Like with real roaches or is that not right? Is it just bunnies?

Jack: That I have no idea. Maybe.

Cristina: I feel like it's a bunch.

Jack: Like roaches just have a f*** ton. Yeah, I feel like that's wrong.

Cristina: You think so?

Jack: I think so. I think so. Because think about it, when you see a roach, there aren't like a f*** ton of roaches around there. Usually that only happens when there's something particularly disgusting going on that they start kind of collecting in an area. But when you see one roach, you kind of just see one roach. There isn't like a lot of roaches which goes like. If you see spider, you'll usually see multiple spiders in the same area. There's a spider over here, there's another web over there. There's a spider over there. But like a roach. You'll see one roach in a roam. A whole house and then. Okay, it's gone.

Jack: That's interesting. Right?

Cristina: I don't know. I think it's still.

Jack: They have a bunch and they just like, hide. Like there's one scout.

Cristina: There's this one scout. Yeah. Once you kill him, they know. They know.

Jack: And send the other one out. Yeah, you can go now. You've been promoted because he has died.

Cristina: Yeah. Like in a year from now, you'll be there.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. And there's a bunch of cockroach people still out there. We destroyed your planet, but they were already exploring space.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: So there's a bunch of roaches out there. Probably.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Don't get in trouble.

Jack: I mean, they're good. They don't know what happened. They're just. I mean, when they get back home, they're just gonna see us having imprisoned.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Be like these guys. This ain't even ours.

Cristina: Maybe they'll be scared of us, though. Like they won't start a war with.

Jack: Us because they're like, these people destroy all our people and imprison all these other creatures.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Cuz we got. Do we got stuff up there.

Cristina: We got werewolves, we got sea monsters.

Jack: We got sea monsters. We got f******. We got so much s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we got resources for days. On top of the fact that we have somewhere down here on Earth, our quantum computer that can do anything and simulate anything. We have a time machine that can take us not just forward, but back. And in your backyard, there is still a portal that we have completely ignored because we have no idea what to do with that.

Cristina: No. We could send some of these roaches in there or something.

Jack: We need to capture some of these roaches. And I'm not sending my wife in there.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Best bet. Send the reptilian in there. We have all of them enslaved.

Cristina: I feel like the right thing to do is to send a clone. No, not a clone.

Jack: A subhuman.

Cristina: A subhuman.

Jack: Fair enough. Fair enough. So the right thing, Keep the Reptilians. We don't know what they might be useful for.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But the Chinese pump out sub humans like there's no tomorrow. So we could just send one of them through.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Fair enough. I like that plan. And they'll do it without a fight. The reptilian might be like, no, I don't want to. And then it'll be all sad and annoying.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But the subhuman Will be like, yeah, yeah, this is my job. It's my job. They wouldn't even talk. They'll just nod and walk straight through, just mad, obedient.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. And then what happens?

Jack: Well, we know nothing happens because Ish jumped straight through and didn't die.

Cristina: I'm pretty sure he died. Are you sure?

Jack: Yeah, he just jumped straight through. You think he died?

Cristina: I don't remember. I feel like there was, like, so many different versions of him jumping in.

Jack: And dying because he also. Yeah, no, there was already. No, it's livable. At least there was already a version over there he tried to kill. It was a mess.

Cristina: There was a version of. But that was before. Was that before or after? Okay.

Jack: I don't know. I know Ish. Some version of Ish lived through the portal.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's a fact. We didn't get to explore too long because he was too impulsive. Jumped in and came back and was like, ha. But, like, we know a subhuman won't die just by going through.

Cristina: Yes, okay.

Jack: They might die going farther, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they can come back with information if they don't die.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And if they do die, we'll send two just in case. Between two of them, they can handle whatever killed them.

Cristina: Really? But we wouldn't know. Unless. You think we could just videotape the other side or something?

Jack: Yes, that'd be great.

Cristina: That would be. And then. And then I don't know what we do.

Jack: I don't know. Because we can't move it. It's not like a physical thing we could just grab and walk with. It's just there. Touching it is the other side.

Cristina: That is pretty dangerous.

Jack: It's just floating in your backyard.

Cristina: What do we do with it then? Man, it feels like we should do something with it, though. It's pretty epic.

Jack: I know. We. Okay, we could, in theory, knock down your house.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Build an entire thing around the portal and charge people to go in.

Cristina: We could do that. That sounds very like our zombie island thing.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: That was successful.

Jack: Holy s***. I forgot we had zombie island, which was really successful, but nobody left that island after they got there.

Cristina: Yes. And then we turned it into a toilet paper castle thing.

Jack: Yeah. Where the zombies were kind of protecting us from the virus.

Cristina: Yeah. You forgot about that.

Jack: I forgot about that. We own so many things. The lore of this podcast has gotten.

Cristina: So out of hand because we stole the island from. I think we stole it from you. Or from Dana White. I can't remember.

Jack: Oh, my God. Is this Fight Island?

Cristina: Yeah, I think it was Fight Island.

Jack: I think we stole it. I think we just like built our s*** on his island and then the zombies kind of offed everything that was left. I don't remember how this played out, but yeah, we got Zombie island. I'm pretty sure it was Fight Island.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But then we made a toilet paper castle in the survive. Because the toilet paper, you know, it defends against the. The virus.

Cristina: Yeah, I feel that's right. Yeah.

Jack: This is basically recap episode. Trying to piece together the narrative of our show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we've done a couple of things, in fact, using the time machine. I remember I went forward in time and saw a version of me that was doing things terrible.

Cristina: Did you?

Jack: Yeah. Like sending people into the future in a touristy kind of way? Yes, the same, I guess the same way that I would be doing with the portal in the first place.

Cristina: Yeah. You think you were making money off of it? No. You were trying to stop the end of the world.

Jack: The cat people who were taking over. That's how we started chasing them to find them in the great Void.

Cristina: Yes. We only found them because there was a version of you who knew about them and was trying to change how much people. I don't know. What was his goal.

Jack: Also, we solved a problem. And I didn't think about this. We can jump anywhere in space now because we know how the pyramids work.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: And the cat people in Lake Loch Ness that were being protected by Nessie told us that their people are in the great Void.

Cristina: Oh, yes, we know. We don't know what's in there. But I guess now we know. Now we know we can't actually go in there.

Jack: Except we can, because we can use the pyramids to teleport us straight to the crate void in one clean shot. Just be there one second later. And we know they know the coordinates.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. So then that has to be another adventure.

Jack: I guess we can actually go kill the cat gods.

Cristina: Why? Why?

Jack: Or capture them, interrogate them for God like things. I don't know. Point is, we can go solve our cat problem.

Cristina: I don't even know if we have a cat problem. I don't know how you're.

Jack: Originally. Originally something resulted in cat people taking over the world.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And what I did was continuously send humans to different points in time from the future of after humanity started declining to counteract the growth of cat people.

Cristina: Yes. With humans. To have sex with humans. Yes.

Jack: Multiply and then overthrow the cat people before they became too strong. Okay, so I stopped the future from being about cat people. I did that. That was me.

Cristina: A version of you.

Jack: A version of me who's dead now or hiding.

Cristina: Hiding.

Jack: I think that one's hiding.

Cristina: Yeah, I think so.

Jack: Also, there were a lot of clones. I'm not even the original person hosting this show. No, neither are you.

Cristina: No, but I think there's way more versions of you out there than there are of me.

Jack: I think they're about the same.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah, I think they're about the same. I just think the one that was gonna be killed of me ran away. Fair enough. There's one more. There's two of me. There's one of you. Yeah, because one version of me also came back. That same one that is hiding came back to kill Jemaine.

Cristina: Yeah. No, I don't think that was the same you. That's a different you.

Jack: That was a different me.

Cristina: There's three of me that slow you that thought the clone of a clone. Clone of a clone tried to kill.

Jack: You, but couldn't tell the difference between me and Jemaine, who clearly look very different.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that clone was a one armed. What was the story with that?

Cristina: He's got one arm robot.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. And we saw him on a billboard.

Jack: We f****** saw this guy in the real world. That's crazy. That's crazy. We just saw him outside.

Cristina: Yep. So he's doing something. He's got a modeling career? I guess so.

Jack: Yeah. That's crazy. Yo, man, man, the retarded clone f***** that up.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because wasn't he supposed to kill that guy who was trying to kill who turned. That's the reason that Jermaine was a ghost in the first place.

Cristina: Because he was trying to kill you?

Jack: No, Jermaine was a ghost the whole time. And he was killed by the guy with one arm and one eye, which my clone was supposed to kill but couldn't tell the difference between me and the guy with one arm and one eye, Right?

Cristina: No, the clone is the guy with one arm and one eye.

Jack: Holy crap. What happened to him?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Did we not get to the bottom? We never got to the bottom of what happened to my clone.

Cristina: How? Jermaine remembers the killer that killed him. Yeah, the guy had one arm and.

Jack: One eye, which was just my clone.

Cristina: Your clone? Yes. Who thought he was killing you, but he killed Jermaine.

Jack: And then Jermaine became a ghost?

Cristina: Yes. How he happened. How this happened to him, I don't know, maybe it was part of the copy copy process. Messed him up like such a s*****.

Jack: Copy that he had one arm less and one eyeless. And so he got a robot arm. He got a robot arm. I don't understand. I don't understand what happened. But he ended up modeling, which helped out, which is typical. Models are stupid, on average.

Cristina: Oh, and he's probably not trying to kill you anymore. He probably thinks he did the right thing.

Jack: He's too dumb to realize he did something wrong, but. So there are three clones. There's that r***** out there, and there's the one who's hiding, who was supposed to be dead, who was running this before me but didn't get killed, who I believe Jermaine was supposed to kill.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Something like that. He was original living. Jermaine was here to kill somebody.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't remember that. Okay.

Jack: There's some. Something's happening there. I don't remember that too clearly.

Cristina: Mm. He might have been.

Jack: We simulated a lot of things using the quantum computer.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Trying to simulate consciousness, trying to tell if consciousness affects movement or not. Just running real pressing issue experiments. It's really interesting. I think that's the only thing we've used without just total recklessness.

Cristina: No, and. Wait, the whole two people. We had two people to see the whole test with the. With the ship, with Baan people. That was in the quantum computer.

Jack: I have no idea what you're talking about. There was lack of description and all of that.

Cristina: The thing about the ship where if you remove all the parts. Is it the same ship?

Jack: Oh, the ship of Theseus.

Cristina: Yes, but we did it with people. Was that.

Jack: Did we do that with people?

Cristina: We did it with two people. It was the same person, but twice, I think.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it wasn't the same person twice. It was. That was just a thought experiment without a computer. It was saying, like, if you think the person is still alive, but you don't know they died, to you, that person is living.

Jack: So it goes to show that your thought of something is more effective than the truth of something.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And in the case of the ship, whichever ship you feel is the one you experience it with, which would be the one that's the new one, because to you it was consistent.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's real ship. Because that's what you're projecting all your while to the person who shows up late. They see all the panels on the new ship, which is the old ship's parts.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And they're like, that's a ship. I went on. And you're both technically right.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: But we did run consciousness. We did have the. We did have two people, but it was in the ship of Theseus thing. It was testing to see whether consciousness would affect a person at all. By putting consciousness in one person and not in the other and then overlapping them. Phase.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that they move and behave in exactly the same way.

Cristina: What was that in the machine that.

Jack: Was running the machine? Yes.

Cristina: Okay. Yes. That's what I remember. All right.

Jack: Yeah. And then if they ever break symmetry, then the one with consciousness is the one who did it because they were affected by something. Their consciousness affected the body.

Cristina: Yeah. That's a great test.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. If we could run that in real life, that'd be phenomenal. But we can't. But that's why we have the quantum computer to run these experiments that would otherwise be impossible.

Cristina: Mm. What else have we done? That stuff with Ish. You and him hacking together or I guess, versus each other. I'm not really sure.

Jack: This is a whole other problem. This is when robots are trying to take over the world.

Cristina: That was when robots are trying. I know. He had a robot buddy.

Jack: He had a robot. Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, he hacked one.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: He hacked one.

Jack: One of the Terminator robot things.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then he had the robot carry him. We had a hack off to see who could hack more.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And he was. He was the better hacke.

Cristina: That's what happened.

Jack: He was the better hacker. That was an interesting time. We've been involved in a couple of wars with the cat people, with the reptilians, with the cockroach people, with the robots.

Cristina: Crazy that the zombies didn't take over. But it's a good thing that we just have them on an island.

Jack: Yeah. We controlled the zombies.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: On the flip side, we also control the lizard people, the cat people. Like, we got pretty. We've got a pretty good grasp on things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The power of the Illuminati, right there.

Cristina: Mm. But we don't have control of any most mythical creatures.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Because way too many.

Jack: There's way too many. And it's hard to f*** with them because you got to track them down first.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just getting the werewolves was not easy.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That was hard work. It took a lot. We were. We all the invisible. We got more verse in werewolves than f****** Sam and Dean.

Cristina: We had to make some. What was the easiest way to. To lay down on a sunny day or something? On a Wednesday. On a Wednesday. In water. I don't.

Jack: We Needed to find a werewolf footprint that was wet, and then you need to lay down in the puddle.

Cristina: You gotta drink the water, I think.

Jack: Oh, really?

Cristina: Then take a nap. On a Wednesday?

Jack: No, the easier way was the belt, right?

Cristina: Oh, yeah. You just put the belt on, you turn into a werewolf.

Jack: A wolf's belt. A belt made of a wolf, I guess.

Cristina: So like a furry belt.

Jack: Then you're a werewolf, and then you're a werewolf. That's how it goes.

Cristina: It's pretty simple. And then you take it off and you're human again.

Jack: We also found out that werewolves were inherently not a thing to begin with. They became a thing after people spoke of them. Because beforehand it was just Native Americans running around doing ritual things. And somehow between point A, when colonizers showed up and saw people running in the woods that looked like werewolves, and now when we caught a werewolf, they became real. Because originally it was just people.

Cristina: It was just people.

Jack: And we actually found out how that happened, which was adrenochrome.

Cristina: Adrenochrome.

Jack: Adrenochrome created werewolves. Boom.

Cristina: Yes. Because the church somehow.

Jack: Yes. And the church is the colonizers.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because they brought Christianity over.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So there really wasn't. Wow. We connected those dots pretty nicely. There really wasn't werewolves. Then the colonizers showed up, saw people who were like werewolves, and they're like, we would probably do this for real. Gave them adrenochrome, created werewolves. Some of those werewolves got feral and became other creatures.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah.

Jack: But werewolves were there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Interesting. And this happened with many things, including the groundhog that tells us how long seasons last. Because that's his power.

Cristina: It's the lame power. He's got the lamest ability.

Jack: It matters to us for whatever reason.

Cristina: Matters to farmers.

Jack: He turned it into a whole career, I guess.

Cristina: I mean, right now it doesn't matter. I'm sure when it did matter, it mattered.

Jack: And now we just honor him because he mattered.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now it's a respect thing.

Cristina: Yeah, it's respect right now.

Jack: Yeah. It's like you helped us when we needed you most. Now we keep you hooked up until you no longer want to be.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's a respect thing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Does that make sense?

Cristina: I think so. The whole it has its own language thing is pretty ridiculous, though.

Jack: I have a theory. What if we take our time machine to Clinton Road, we put it in the woods, and we hit forward. And we hit forward at a slower pace than crazy flying through time. But faster than now or even slower than now in the time bubble that we form nothing is being altered because we create our own time bubble. But if we can still see the outside being altered, would we notice inconsistencies in how space and time shift around us? Right. If we're walking through Clinton Road and things are changing at random because there are time bubbles, then we don't notice because we're in the time bubble that we seamlessly walk through.

Cristina: But if we could take yourself out. Yeah.

Jack: If we could be in our own time bubble, would we see things that random around us changing and shifting because of the time bubbles? Yes, because we removed ourselves from it. We're not being affected.

Cristina: And if it's not time bubbles, we'll see what it is happening.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: If there is something else. Could be a bunch of fairies playing tricks on people. Yeah.

Jack: Because fairies are douchebags.

Cristina: Yeah. So I didn't realize that could be an option too.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: They love doing tricks on people.

Jack: Good. They could. And some of them are powerful enough to make it seem like you've entered some whole other area and s***.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Could be fairies.

Cristina: Whoa. I didn't even consider that as an option.

Jack: I thought aliens, but aliens could also be an option. Maybe people are just getting kidnapped and they are getting, like. By aliens who control so such advanced technology that they can alter time momentarily and they go into this sort of bubbled universe where they do things to you. They put you back and to you. It's only been a moment. Of course, in some of these instances, it's been hours. Yeah. Some of these instances it has been, like, ridiculously long for the amount of time we feel passed by. So it's like we kind of weren't there for some time.

Cristina: We.

Jack: That is weird. Like, forever. That's some of the most interesting episodes we've had because that was real experiences. And we even called people in. We called Reaper, we called Noona to hear their sides of these stories.

Cristina: Yeah. We're just missing one person side.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: Who knows if they even remember because it's such a long time ago.

Jack: It was a very long time ago, and it was a very short part of our life, but we all remember it. Everybody we did call remembers it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And what's weird is the difference in everybody's story. That's crazy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everybody had something different happening.

Cristina: Mm. Everyone had a very strange night, but in a very different way. Yes.

Jack: That's. What's the craziest part about that. Those are some of my favorite episodes, man.

Cristina: How else could we explore Clinton Road?

Jack: Definitely with the time machine. We'll Get a new perspective on things.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Alternatively, we could use the quantum computer and simulate all of the wood and see what we see, because we can stop it. Anything at any moment, move around, look at everything.

Cristina: That'd be interesting. Can we see things in the computer? Like, could we put you guys in that?

Jack: Yeah, we can get the computer to simulate us perfectly and just recreate the series of events that we saw.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, that'd be so crazy.

Jack: Yeah, that's. That's what it's there for. We do whatever the h*** we want.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I also remember this one time that we simulated a child in the quantum computer who was born not being able to see, not being able to hear, not being able to talk. We just made some horrible human.

Cristina: That is horrible.

Jack: Just so we could see what their thoughts are like. Remember that?

Cristina: I don't. And I don't know. Like, what did we find, though?

Jack: I don't remember.

Cristina: Do you remember? That is a crazy experiment. That seems so wrong because they think.

Jack: There'S nothing that would stop them from thinking their brain is still functional.

Cristina: Yeah, but how do they think if they can't? If they can't, there's no senses.

Jack: Yes. We removed all the senses. But left everything functioning.

Cristina: But left everything functioning.

Jack: Yes, because if we left the tactile sensations, they would think in sensation, like physical touch. If we left scent, they would think in smell. If we left sound, they would think in audible thoughts. Yeah, but we took everything away.

Cristina: Yes. Wow. It's so weird. I feel like I remember something. What are those creepypasta stories that are similar to that, but it's not like a child. It was a person who. They took his senses away from him just to see what would happen. It's. Of course it leads to something creepy.

Jack: Nicki went crazy. Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. He goes crazy. Then he starts seeing dead people, he says, but they don't believe him. And then I think in the end, he pretty much sees God or something.

Jack: Yes, but this is all happening when they took away his senses. But he could still talk.

Cristina: Yeah, but he could still communicate to them what he.

Jack: Yeah, they took away his sense of touch, of smell, of sound, of sight.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But he could talk.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they put this machine to him, and they left him in a room, and little by little, he devolved into madness.

Cristina: Mm. That's pretty crazy.

Jack: I mean, we had a creepypasta episode.

Cristina: We did. I don't think that story was in that creepypasta episode, but that's a creepypasta for sure.

Jack: Yeah. This really cool creep pastas are Cool. I like them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The weird f***** up stories.

Cristina: Yeah, it's just fun storytelling. Just campfire storytelling.

Jack: Fun. Yes. It's the Internet's campfire.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they're so well done. They're way better than campfire stories.

Cristina: Yeah, they are. They're very similar, though. Like. Yeah, the idea is still there. It's very social.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. The same thing as you. You telling somebody else a thing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They're written really well too.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, and not just. I don't mean written as in like novelized narration. It's like they're written in a believable way, which is the tool of the Internet. Like, that's how you write something on the Internet to make it scarier.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You write it like, oh, this is.

Cristina: A post on Reddit happening right now.

Jack: Yeah, there was actually some like that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, people being hot. Actually, some of these aren't even like, creepypastas. Some of these are just weird people. Or not weird people. People posting about weird things.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they'll be log. Of course, some of them are bullshit, but they're following the format of people who are doing it in places that are real. And I'll be like, hey, there's something weird happening in my house. And I'll post every day to keep you updated. And then this troll just drops off the face of the earth one day.

Cristina: Yes. Usually the friend of the person writes the last post to say, oh, whoever died or mysteriously disappeared or something.

Jack: Yes, yes.

Cristina: He left me this last message to give you guys or whatever. Like, what? But it's part of the fun, I guess.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy, right? Yeah, I like all that kind of stuff. That's totally dope.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We've. We've gone places.

Cristina: We've gone places through the Internet or through this podcast. All of it.

Jack: Both. All of the above.

Cristina: All of the above. All of the Part of the Internet anyway.

Jack: Yeah, but we also have access to all the information in the world, period. Not just the Internet. We got straight access to the Freemason's library. We have all the resources of the Illuminati.

Cristina: That's true, but the Internet is so much more fun.

Jack: Yeah, well, not really. Sometimes we just go and wander out and do things.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Talk to people. We found out what the real Scooby Doo is like. We had conversations. I tracked down this f****** scientist, saw his work. He just came out of nowhere and disappeared into the ether just as fast. This real life mad scientist out there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's a real guy. People in The Scooby Doo episode, you will hear about a real human who makes chimeras. Who makes chimeras? That's just his thing. He will go wherever he could go. That they'll allow him to make chimeras. And he did.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: With China, our buddies who give us sub humans.

Cristina: He meets Scooby Doo.

Jack: He could have.

Cristina: He could have. He could have. Yes. Okay, we.

Jack: We don't know anything for sure.

Cristina: No, we can guess.

Jack: Yeah. And we know that Scooby Doo was just one of the failed attempts at making his cousin.

Cristina: Which guy is he?

Jack: The gray, like, superhero dog?

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, that was. I don't understand. No, that guy's a robot.

Jack: Was he a robot?

Cristina: I don't know. He's, like, a Transformer robot.

Jack: That's weird. And that's one of the most recent revelations, too. Transformers.

Cristina: Transformers. Yes.

Jack: The fact that God not only made people, he made robots.

Cristina: Or there's two different gods.

Jack: Or just two different gods. Fair enough. We are yet to confirm this information.

Cristina: Yeah. What? I'm very. I can't wait to find out the answer. Especially if it's two different gods, because.

Jack: I mean, something made those gods.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If there's two gods. We got to go further back.

Cristina: Yes. I wonder if the show even goes that far back, though.

Jack: But just give up at some point.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know. That's so crazy. How did we even get there? I don't know. Somehow through he man.

Jack: He man led to Transformers. It makes sense.

Cristina: It's. I don't know if it makes sense. Does it make sense?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Is this a clear connection?

Jack: I'm sure we could connect it if we wanted to. That's what we do here at the Just Conversation podcast. We connect dots.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's our job. That's what we do. We talk about the big pressing issues in the world. We combine all the dots, and it is what it is.

Cristina: We're no different than conspiracy theorists. Don't they do that? They're just connecting dots from different titles of new news titles.

Jack: Yeah, but their dot connecting doesn't inherently make sense. Like, we're trying to ground things. They're just not connecting.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. We're trying to say this because that. They're just trying to say, this sounds like that.

Cristina: This sounds like that.

Jack: Yeah. Like, I can explain the things we believe with science.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So we. We've. We've been round, and since there's. We even got episodes in which we're just helping people.

Cristina: When do we help people?

Jack: Relationship Advice when we're answering science questions. There was one time that we were just trolling people's answer to complicated paradigm.

Cristina: Yes, recently we helped people convert to Christianity.

Jack: Yes, recently we. We. We jumped on our path towards the light and we tried to bring you guys with us.

Cristina: Yeah, well, yeah, that is. That's so crazy because you can convert someone to it and then convert someone away from it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, I've mastered the art of doing that. Which then, then brings us to the guests and everything. Right. Like we mentioned germs and we mentioned Ishmael. But like, we've had a multitude of guests on this show. A bunch of interesting people, from musicians to artists, directors, other podcasters. Just a lot going on. Some of them multidisciplinary people.

Cristina: And some of us tried. Some of them tried to convert us.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Two very strange things.

Jack: Like what?

Cristina: Into. I don't know, what's the religion called?

Jack: Oh, the. You're talking about Michael Horn.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To pull us into the religion of Billy Mayer and his UFO contacts and stuff.

Cristina: Yes. It's very, very interesting.

Jack: Ishmael tried to convince me that he saw h***.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, yeah. You can't disprove him.

Jack: I can't. I can't. I haven't crossed that threshold.

Cristina: That's too crazy. I don't know. We'll see.

Jack: We'll see. He'll be back one day.

Cristina: Yeah, we'll have more stories.

Jack: Actually, he literally has another story about a near death experience. We need to get him back on the show. Oh, like he almost died again.

Cristina: How often does this happen?

Jack: Quite often. And he still thinks it had to do with the llama.

Cristina: No way.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the one that he didn't have. The llama again.

Cristina: Really? Yeah.

Jack: Which would give way credibility to that llama. Like just really protecting him.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because the one. The another one time he doesn't have it, boom. Almost dies.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe he is onto something.

Jack: He got the lucky llama. Interesting little artifact to own.

Cristina: Yes. Man, we have so many different guests. I don't know, there's just so many guests, so many topics, so many.

Jack: Yeah, we're all over the place. Yes, all over the place with it. There's no consistency in anything.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Sometimes our whole episode is fueled by an investigation we're running for the Illuminati. They give us an objective. We do our research and we just share it with you guys and we go do our homework and we go on our mission. We accomplish our mission. We let you guys know everything that happens.

Cristina: Did they give you. The mission to try to get. I forgot the name of the guest, but to get him to kill a baby.

Jack: You're talking about Bran, then.

Cristina: Yes. And the baby shaking.

Jack: The baby shaking.

Cristina: That was pretty intense.

Jack: No, they didn't want me to get him to shake a baby.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: That was just curiosity. Me playing the devil's advocate, which happens with pretty much every guest.

Cristina: And the trolley. He wasn't the only one you've done that with, have you?

Jack: No, with Cliff from Space Skits. I gave him the trolley experiment. But we had a kid, the kid who was starving.

Cristina: Oh, yes. You get him. Oh, my God. Can't die.

Jack: He can't die. And this guy just made his situation ever worse. Yeah, that was a great trolley experiment.

Cristina: Yes. Just making this poor kid's life worse and worse.

Jack: Progressively, like infinitely worse.

Cristina: Because he was trying to be the nice guy. Yep.

Jack: He was trying to not cause problems and as a result made everything 100% worse.

Cristina: That was awesome. Okay.

Jack: We've also, many times, many, many, many times gone down complete thought vortexes with Dave.

Cristina: Yes. But about, like, what, like the Matrix?

Jack: A lot of it. Because the mate, he's so well versed in the Matrix and a lot of, like, everything kind of relates heavily.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So we end up always going back to that or comparing notes with that.

Cristina: With reality in it.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Mm. He needs to come back. Is he alright?

Jack: He's fine. Thieves lives.

Cristina: He lives life.

Jack: He lives on the ice.

Cristina: Watches movies.

Jack: Watches movies? Yeah.

Cristina: Wasn't there a movie he needed to watch that you were talking to him about? No, he was talking about Supernatural. You think he ever started that journey?

Jack: I have no idea. That's.

Cristina: That's a journey.

Jack: That's a journey, man. 22 episodes, 15 seasons.

Cristina: It's possible.

Jack: That's crazy. Yeah. Who else have we totally gone down weird thought vortexes with? We had Dave, we had Christian. We went through some interesting ones with him. He came an atheist and left a believer.

Cristina: Whoa. And there's Anthony and Ryan.

Jack: Those are such amazing humans. And both trolls.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I remember one episode where Ryan was trying to troll you. Yeah. He was trying to troll me without realizing. Like, bro, I am not pretending to be a troll.

Cristina: Where did that lead us? I feel like it had to do with tape or something. There was a bow and if you just put the thing.

Jack: Flexial.

Cristina: Flexial. Yes.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know. I know that he was trying to consistently change the topic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I was okay with that. And that was bothering him that he was trying to troll and I was following along, which means he had to be able to continue to change the topic without losing himself in thought, which kind of annoyed him because he wanted to lose me in thought. But, like, I don't. This show has no. Yeah, like, this has no direction already, dude.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: What do you. What you. What are you trying to derail?

Cristina: He did not win that battle.

Jack: He did not win the battle.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: His. He gets an A for effort.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You know, but it's like, I would need a plan for you to destroy the plan. And like, I don't have a plan.

Cristina: No, but he usually has a plan, I guess.

Jack: Yes. How are you a troll with a plan?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He comes in thinking, this is what's got to be done. This is how it's got to be done. It's like, I don't care, dude. Whatever goes, it goes.

Cristina: And you won that. What? That was funny.

Jack: Oh, yes. Oh, yes. He can't handle the trolling, man. We had a conversation about cheese. I remember that. Asking how. How he likes cheese. How much cheese do you like, bro? Freestyling on cheese.

Cristina: Yes, the whole conversation about cheese.

Jack: Whole conversation about cheese. Anthony is. He's the gay me.

Cristina: Yes, he is.

Jack: You precise down to like, though just how he thinks, how casual he is, how little f**** he gives. It's awesome.

Cristina: Mm. Does he like cheese?

Jack: I wonder. I should bring Anthony on and have an entire conversation about how much he likes cheese.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And he probably can't eat cheese, cuz b*** sex.

Cristina: What?

Jack: It's problematic. You don't want to have cheese and then have b*** sex.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because that's a problem. You don't want to have the poops while you. You. You f****** butts.

Cristina: Is cheese making poops?

Jack: Cheese is making you have a loose poops. Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Gives people runny poops.

Cristina: Do you like cheese?

Jack: I like cheese. I don't have cheese often, though.

Cristina: If you could, would you have it often?

Jack: I could. I still don't have it often, so no.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. We went into granular detail about the gayest things known to man with Anthony. I should bring Ryan on and ask him the same questions I asked Anthony as though Ryan himself was gay.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. That's an interesting episode.

Jack: Yeah. I'll just write the questions down on paper after listening to the episode with Anthony. Then I'll ask Ryan those questions.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: My first interview is gonna be with Ryan.

Cristina: Your first interview?

Jack: Yeah. Because it's always open discussion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: My first interview will be with Ryan and I'm gonna ask him questions as though he's gay.

Cristina: Okay. I love it.

Jack: And there's two episodes with Anthony that we can take questions from.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. This is so fun. Yes.

Jack: And has Ryan been on three times or two?

Cristina: I feel like two.

Jack: Two. I know. Dave has been on three times or four.

Cristina: He's the most.

Jack: Yeah, he might be cut in five. I'm not sure.

Cristina: Whoa. Anthony twice. Also.

Jack: Anthony twice, Ryan twice. Ishmael three times.

Cristina: Well, we need some of these guests.

Jack: Back, but I also want, like, brand new guests.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's what I'm excited about for next year. No repeats. Just all new guests.

Cristina: All new.

Jack: All new guests.

Cristina: All year. All year.

Jack: All year. Everybody's new.

Cristina: Everyone.

Jack: Everyone's new. No repeats.

Cristina: Lame. Okay, that's fine.

Jack: Yeah. Well, then again, no, there could be repeats. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Cristina: Doesn't matter.

Jack: Because there's gonna be at least one new guest per month would be the goal. Repeats could come in no matter when.

Cristina: Oh, yes. We're cha. Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yes. Things are happening.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's an evolution happening in the works. Thoughts being discussed and whatnot. So that'll be interesting.

Cristina: That will be.

Jack: I hope that plays out accordingly. It's actually why we don't talk about it into Mike, because a bunch of times things change. Consistently.

Cristina: Things definitely change all the time. Yes. We've mentioned so many things that. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. That's why we don't mention it. Because sometimes we have an idea and we'll, like, throw it away and it's like it never made it on mic, so we don't have to worry.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Since we never talk about it. It's just natural things happening in the background because a lot of it is just free floating thoughts.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that's the right way. The show is always evolving. Always changing.

Cristina: That's the way it should be.

Jack: That's the way it should be. One format for all of eternity. That sucks.

Cristina: That's boring.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Our show's not boring.

Jack: Our show's not boring. It's also really hard to comprehend. Again, this narrative is crazy.

Cristina: The. Yes, the storyline.

Jack: Yeah, I don't fully comprehend our storyline myself.

Cristina: Yes. This episode, trying to explain it is probably really complicated.

Jack: Yes. Yes, it's really complicated because also some.

Cristina: Of our guests have been in our story, which we already mentioned.

Jack: Ishmael, Jermaine.

Cristina: But also Dave has. And that we didn't mention. But I think he is a clone.

Jack: Yeah, Dave is a clone as well. There's a couple of clones.

Cristina: Yeah. But he also died during this show as well.

Jack: Yes. That's why he's a clone.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: He was killed early. And then the clone, him is who showed up after a while.

Cristina: Yeah. And it was perfect because his nickname is already clone.

Jack: Yes. Yes, that is perfect. So then he became the actual clone.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's crazy. There's a. There's a lot going on.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Jermaine's a ghost.

Cristina: He is.

Jack: Ishmael is also clone.

Cristina: He is too.

Jack: There's a lot of clones running around.

Cristina: Is he the clone, though? Because they are.

Jack: We don't know. We actually have no idea what the answer to that question is.

Cristina: The clone.

Jack: They fought each other and won one. We know one of them won. We're just not asking questions.

Cristina: Yes. And I doubt he knows.

Jack: Yeah. Because they both think they're the real one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we have an idea. We have an idea.

Cristina: We have no idea. Whoa.

Jack: He might or might not be the clone.

Cristina: There's no way to test that, though, is.

Jack: There's no way to test that they would be genetically identical.

Cristina: Well, all right.

Jack: Well, actually, there is a way to test it.

Cristina: What's that?

Jack: We gotta clone him.

Cristina: How would that help if he ends up flawed?

Jack: Yeah, if he's flawed. If the clone. Clone's clone is flat. Well, if the clone we get is flawed, then that's the clone's clone. Yeah, but if he's a perfect clone, then we cloned the original.

Cristina: Yes, but then the original will look at that clone, decided they need a fight to the death, and then we'll.

Jack: Be in the same situation, so it doesn't even matter.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: All we would have answered is he was the clone. But we'll be left with the same question now. Because we'll be like, I don't know.

Cristina: Yeah, exactly.

Jack: So there's no way to solve that problem.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Ishmael's too impulsive. He's gonna try to kill himself every time on site. Yes, which is exactly what happened. It was no discussion.

Cristina: Like jumping into that hole. No thought doing it.

Jack: Yep. No thought, just straight in.

Cristina: That's why I think it killed him a few times. So I don't know if you were sending in clones. So is he a clone or did he survive?

Jack: I think he was the.

Cristina: And he was jumping back.

Jack: Look, I don't know if he was a clone or not. I know he jumped through.

Cristina: Yeah. And he came back several times, though.

Jack: Yes. Just f****** around, jumping like, haha. Jumping in and out. So I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't that in no way tells us whether he was a clone or not. We just know you can survive on the other side. Yeah, which, thanks to his impulsiveness, we got the answer to.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Meanwhile, we were just trying to get people to come up with clever ways to test.

Cristina: Without going in. Because we have asked other people.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Without going in, how would they test it?

Jack: But Ishmael just hopped through.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And he just proved it's fine.

Cristina: Yeah, that's true.

Jack: So, like, his impulsiveness worked out in our favor.

Cristina: Yes, but if it didn't, then what? I guess we'd continue testing it the way we were.

Jack: Well, no. If he jumped through and died, there's no point.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Then we just know it's too hostile. We just gotta, like, build a cement case around that black hole.

Cristina: Yeah, but now we're gonna start. We're gonna destroy my house so that we could sell tickets to enter it.

Jack: Yes. I don't know where it goes, but you guys are gonna have a wait.

Cristina: Are we doing the clones first? Are we gonna send them out just to make sure it's safe to explore it? Yeah, the sub humans.

Jack: Yes. We'll send subhumans in with cameras attached and stuff.

Cristina: And if it's safe enough, then we'll make a business around it.

Jack: Yes, yes. The same way that I did with Time Machine.

Cristina: All right, perfect.

Jack: Which I killed the other me for the time machine, Right? Is that how that went?

Cristina: I thought you ran away. You think you killed you?

Jack: Well, I was. I guess the plan was to kill me.

Cristina: What?

Jack: But I don't think I did. I'm just saying that the goal was.

Cristina: Okay, then.

Jack: That is because I was sending people with the time machine, and I got a hold of the time machine.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That does make sense. Maybe the other you. The copy of the copy was sent to kill you from the Illuminati because they didn't like what you were doing with the machine.

Jack: But that wasn't me.

Cristina: The other you. Whatever. The one that's in hiding right now.

Jack: Yes, I think that's what happened. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Cristina: And then instead of killing him, he killed Jermaine. Jermaine. Okay.

Jack: But still this. And then went and became a model.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That we later saw on a billboard. Also, it looks nothing like me. It looks like an old white guy. So, like.

Cristina: Yeah, I can.

Jack: I can understand how this clone was confused.

Cristina: Does Jermaine look like an old white guy?

Jack: No, Jermaine just looks like Jermaine. Okay, but we really did see this clone on a billboard.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That is the Most amazing takeaway. We were f****** around, talking about this thing. Went outside into the real world, and we saw the exact descriptions we were talking about.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We.

Cristina: Whoa, whoa.

Jack: Another argument for this being the Matrix.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Dave's on to something.

Cristina: Yes. And there was that one time where you and another guest were trying to predict shootings.

Jack: Oh, my God. And we did.

Cristina: Yeah. And then you had a second episode for it. Because.

Jack: Trying to like, you know, disclaimer. We didn't tell him to do it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because we predicted one of these mass shootings would happen immediately after the other one.

Cristina: Do you remember that guest name?

Jack: That guess was Blake.

Cristina: Blake Weatherly. Yes. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: And me and Blake Weatherly just really use hard information. We sat down and we thought about it. We worked it all in our heads because of a mass shooting that happened. Talked about society and how it affects psychology, and in doing so, we came to the conclusion that, well, because of how it affects psychology, somebody else is gonna see this. And then we're have a copycat killer. No time. The f****** day the episode went up, six hours later, another mass shooting happened.

Cristina: Unrelated.

Jack: Unrelated. In the exact specifications manifesto and everything. It was like, oh, crap, we need like an emergency.

Cristina: And then you recorded the emergency episode.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. It's just like this f*****. We did not tell this guy to do that. Yeah, but it could totally look to people like he heard the episode and then said some s***.

Cristina: Although that's not your fault if he did that. Do that. If he did hear the episode. Is that your fault? No, because it's not like you told him.

Jack: No, we were just over here theorizing and talking about s***. But you know, just to be. Just to be on the safer side.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And to also pat ourselves on the back for getting it right.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's a weird, like, well, this is a tragedy. But also we got it right.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So like, win, lose.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, we also predicted something about Jeff Bezos. He did it. I don't remember what it was about.

Jack: I don't either. We predicted a couple of things though, that did turn out true. I was listening to a clip on our Instagram recently of a conversation I was having with. Was I talking to. I don't remember, but I was actually predicting Biden.

Cristina: Biden winning.

Jack: Oh, I was talking to Aaron from a perspective podcast. I was predicting Biden winning without knowing Biden would even run. I knew somebody from the left would win by default. As I said in the clip. And I said that we would immediately start correcting things as a knee jerk reaction instead of thinking about it, which I said in the clip that we should be talking about. We should be electing Trump again so that we have four years to plan rather than elect somebody from the left who's immediately gonna force all the stupid ideas we had as solutions into law.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is what's happening.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: I predicted that. And it's taking place.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So, yeah. The reality.

Cristina: Yes. You see, we are the best. I don't know. Fortune tellers.

Jack: Yeah. We're really good at our jobs. That's why the Illuminati has us here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They don't have anybody else here. Anybody else would lie. Anybody else would bullshit. And the original versions of us weren't doing their jobs too well either.

Cristina: They were fine.

Jack: They were talking too much s*** about the Illuminati, I guess.

Cristina: It wasn't even me. It was you and Dave. I was just there, I guess.

Jack: But you weren't stopping us, I guess. So everybody got killed and here we are, the better versions.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it is what it is. We're here thanks to their f*** ups. So, like, what's the argument anyways? If you guys want to discover all those things, that's what the Just Conversation podcast is really about. That was the history. That was all the things that we have done for five years.

Cristina: Five years.

Jack: You guys can go and see five years worth of narrative with a story. Adventures, Missions. We've gone on. Yes. Randomness. We've gone on missions for the Illuminati. We've gone on personal expeditions. We have run experiments. We confiscated a quantum computer. We have a time machine. I put people through h***.

Cristina: We.

Jack: All of it. It's all great.

Cristina: All of it's all great. Yeah.

Jack: And if you guys want this kind of stuff you want to find out, you can listen to the show. You can find it pretty much anywhere. You can find it on the official website, greatthoughts.info, or on Apple podcasts or on Spotify or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. Uscombopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and rate the show. And if you feel so inclined, you know, leave us a review.

Cristina: Let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is the most important thing in the world. And if you know friends who want a lovely, chaotic, random story, you tell them, hey, I got some weird sci fi fantasy like documentary show for you. And you can. You can go.

Cristina: It's got everything.

Jack: It's got a little bit of everything.

Cristina: Even romance.

Jack: It does it literally has romance. There are episodes about relationships.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, you know, tell them about it. Tell them you want to learn about everything. You want to learn about how your universe works the real way. Here's the Just Conversation podcast where they have conversations about those things.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks. Watching for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: Like, watching someone. Someone accept award for doing something great. That's kind of weird.

Jack: That's pretty weird.

Cristina: Like, they can get that at home. We don't have to watch them all live together.

Jack: I love award ceremonies.

Cristina: It's the weirdest.

Jack: It's so weird. We're there to watch somebody be given a trophy.

Cristina: Yes. It's like. And we do that in school, though. Like, the person who gets the best grades, honor roll the whole year, they're gonna get a little certificate paper on stage.

Jack: Yeah. You know, here's the thing. It programs us to want that movie star moment where we get the trophy on stage, because we've been taught over and over.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To. You know, you're gonna go on stage. You're gonna do so well. You get to go on stage.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And people are gonna clap and they're gonna be happy for how well you did. And it's like, why do you need that validation?

Cristina: It's important.

Jack: But they're teaching us to want that validation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's important for them that we need that validation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I guess that's kind of the programming, isn't it?

Cristina: We're being programmed.

Jack: We're being programmed because then they can control our behavior. We need the validation. And we only get the validation if we do the things that they've put in place. So we have to work to get the promotion. And if we get the promotion, everybody knows because we get promoted on site. This is now we're promoting this guy to do the thing now he's moving up in life. We want to congratulate him for his job well done. And you're like, yeah, I did it. But you're being essentially brainwashed to just follow the line and do the job. And you're gonna get rewarded if you do the job. Exactly. To the T that they told you to do the job.

Cristina: You have to. That's the most important part, that you.

Jack: Do what you're told.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's some f***** s***. That's crazy brainwashing.

Cristina: Yeah. But it's exactly what's happening in the military.

Jack: And not just the military. I'm talking about everything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: A celebrity is essentially that.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister, with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 137: The Woodsman vs The Griffin

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Will our human instincts get us in trouble more often than they will help us? And would God’s Zilla beat a Griffin in a fight? The duo make it their duty to unpack and resolve some of the most pressing issues about size and survival when it comes to creatures of all types, including human huntsman and gods.

Rambling 137: The Woodsman vs The Griffin

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • The Woodsman
  • Axe Killer
  • Japan Sinks Spoilers
  • Survival Instincts
  • Mermaids vs Mermen
  • Ireland isn’t Real
  • Talking Birds
  • Link’s Sword
  • The Garden of Eden
  • God’s Zilla
  • Men Over Women
  • Bird vs Griffin
  • Shenron
  • World Serpent
  • Unicorn Magic
  • Cybertron

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Cristina: Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Jack: And also, this show is most enjoyable with listening partners, so be sure to go find somebody while you're traveling in through the woods or wherever you usually casually stroll through with your knife. Right. You're always in the woods with some kind of dangerous tool or something, because that's what our listeners do. They turn. Their ipods are brand new, you know, state of the art ipod or their Zune. A lot of people have their Zune.

Cristina: What is a Zune?

Jack: It's like the failed ripoff MP3 players.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So like, a lot of people, they don't even have ipods. They're just. Everybody's checking out on their Zunes, listening to the Just Conversation podcast on their Zune and they connect it and they're walking through the woods. Some people have a whole boombox. I remember that too. Some people just had a boombox that they were like blasting. But you're finding random teenagers who are camping in the woods with your boombox and. Or your Zune and some headphones and a knife or a machete or an axe that you just happen to also be wandering through. And when you see the kids, you just full fledged, just start dashing in their direction with all the force, all the force you have. You just dash as fast as you can towards them to tell them, hey, you guys can listen to this.

Cristina: What?

Jack: It's great.

Cristina: That is so horrifying.

Jack: It's great. The first thought they're gonna have is, we want to listen to that show.

Cristina: We want to listen to that.

Jack: We want to listen to that show. He seems so convinced we should listen.

Cristina: He looks so excited. Is he running towards them with a smile on his face?

Jack: Yes, with a smile on his face. A Zune or a boombox in one hand and an axe in the other. Just because he's just in case. You never know what's going to attack you in the woods. So you know, he has electronics. If something attacks him, he's there, he has defense. But he's like, hey, a bunch of campers. And I'm assuming you usually roam the woods, which is why, you know, to have an axe in the first place. So you probably like got a scraggly beard and you've got like a bunch of dirty like woods type clothing, but.

Cristina: Type clothing?

Jack: Yeah. Like. Like you've been out there for a while so you're not necessarily city ready but you're kind looking guy. Maybe you hunt yourself. So you use that same axe to hunt. So it's got some blood from an animal on it or whatever.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: Yeah. And maybe you got some blood on yourself from having just hunted a deer and you're coming from.

Cristina: Hunts a deer with an ax.

Jack: He hunts a deer with an axe. Because he is a solid deer hunter.

Cristina: What kind of deer hunter? That's a really skilled.

Jack: He's a beast, bro. He's a pro. He runs out there and just flings the axe and catches the deer. First shot in the head.

Cristina: Is he a character from a video game?

Jack: He could be. He's the. The warrior from Gauntlet.

Cristina: He's a war. Okay.

Jack: And he just sees a deer from far. He's far as. But he's such a good axe thrower that he at a distance predicts where that deer's head is gonna be, throws it and then one shots the deer in the head.

Cristina: That is amazing. I wish these kids saw that. But they just see the aftermath.

Jack: They just see him after he just finished taking the deer. He's gonna go home to get the equipment to go skin and you know, prepare the deer. And as he's going home, he sees a bunch of kids who just pulled up, put their tents down and stuff. And he's just wandering and. And he has his boombox and he has his. His axe and he sees the kids and he just starts dashing towards them like people. How exciting. I can show them the show. And he just starts.

Cristina: Because we just said, hey, go tell someone about it.

Jack: Yeah. Just as he saw them.

Cristina: As he saw. Yeah.

Jack: And so he's just. Wow, what a. What are the chances that I would be at this part of the episode.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: When I see a bunch of kids and so just full, full dash. Full dash. Totally as fast as he can in their direction.

Cristina: Wow, that's an incredible story. I hope this is real. I hope this is happening right now, man.

Jack: Do you think it's happening right now? F****** amazing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I wonder how often there is a. What was the name of that movie where the kids were just hanging out in the woods and there were the two guys who were just like. Like lumberjacks or whatever?

Cristina: Yeah, I don't remember. They had some plain a** names.

Jack: Yeah, it was like Dale and some s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Evil.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I forget the name of it, but, like, I'm sure that's happened. Not really, man. Maybe somebody died just because they thought it was. Is the problem is people do crazy s*** when they're scared?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's a problem. People react f****** nuts, you know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: People get crazy when they're scared and they do crazy s***. People in panic are completely irrational.

Cristina: Yes. Like those children.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Wait, no. Are those. Who are. Who's the crazy people right now?

Jack: The kids, the teenagers in the. In the movie, I guess. And in the case of our. Our woodsman traveling while listening to the show the Children, I guess he has a Zune, right? Because if they heard. If he has a boombox and they heard him. Yeah, they heard that part because he's close enough to see them and there's nothing else happening in the woods, which means the boombox would echo pretty nicely.

Cristina: So it shouldn't be a boombox.

Jack: It shouldn't be a boombox. This is the guy who is actually traveling with his brand new Zun.

Cristina: All right?

Jack: And the reason he has a Zune is because he's a woodsman and he's not caught up on technology. It all makes sense now.

Cristina: Of course.

Jack: Yes. So he's on his Zune, hears it all. They see it. They don't even see the Zune because it's so small. They just see a dude with an ax that's bloody, covered, like, covered with blood. His outfit is covered with blood.

Cristina: Where's the deer?

Jack: He left the deer.

Cristina: Where he left the deer?

Jack: He left the deer because he. What the f*** is he gonna do? Carry the deer? Yeah, like how big a deer is? He's got to go get the things to chop the deer up. Oh, he killed the deer. Now he's gonna get the things and gonna go clean the deer up.

Cristina: How does he make sure that other animals don't steal the deer?

Jack: He's not gonna be gone forever.

Cristina: Yeah, but I don't know how far he is from where he needs to go.

Jack: I'm assuming he's not just hunting way far away from home. Like, he's a. I'm sure he's prepared for this because otherwise he just hunted way the f*** far away, didn't really think it through, and is gonna lose what he killed.

Cristina: He throws an axe at the deer. That's so crazy.

Jack: That's how trained he is.

Cristina: Carry the deer home.

Jack: It's huge. A deer is f****** huge. A deer is easily 400, £500.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That sounds crazy. Oh, my gosh okay.

Jack: Yeah. Okay, Fair enough. Let's find out.

Cristina: Okay. It says that usually 130 to 300 pounds, but there have been reports of over 350 pounds.

Jack: That's crazy. Fair enough. 130 pounds. A, like, jacked enough guy could definitely carry that. So I guess in theory, he could carry. He could carry the deer.

Cristina: If it's 300, though.

Jack: Yeah, that's a little harder. And plus, the distance, Even if it's £130, the distance he'll be carrying it, it's more efficient to grab what you need.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then take the whole f****** deer. Yeah, like, you don't need the head. That's added weight. The legs, added weight. But also, you don't want to just carry, like, a mangled corpse.

Cristina: Yeah, but he shouldn't just leave the deer there. I think he should hang it on a tree, which is cool, because if the kids do run and they run through the forest, they see the deer up in the tree, I mean, he's.

Jack: Not trying to scare the kids.

Cristina: I know, but it's just a horrifying moment for the kids, too.

Jack: Yeah, that would just be highly inconvenient if he was also doing that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But actually, I think that's how you drain the deer of blood in the first place. You do things like that. Like, you hang it up. So maybe he did.

Cristina: He did.

Jack: He probably hung it up so that it would, like, bleed out so that.

Cristina: How much horrifying is that then? Like, it's just a bloody mess. With a deer hanging on a tree.

Jack: Probably with the deer, usually they cut the deer's neck so that it bleeds out through its neck. Because you hang it from its legs so that the blood comes downward towards its main artery. And so you cut its neck so that it would bleed out the most.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And drain it. And then you come and cut it down and take the meat you want from it. So it's completely possible that there is a deer hanging and as he's dashing towards the children, but they would be running away from him, and he's coming from the deer. So they wouldn't see the deer anyways until they circle back around.

Cristina: Yeah, if they have to do that.

Jack: If they have to. Yeah. So for whatever reason, these kids, they panic.

Cristina: They definitely panic.

Jack: They do. They shouldn't, though, because he's just trying to get them to listen to the show. It ain't that serious. It's just a show. It's a podcast.

Cristina: But if you see this man, do not run from him.

Jack: But also, if you see this man, and you're hearing us tell you not to run from him, you're probably also looking for somebody to listen to the show.

Cristina: Yeah. So then you do walk. You listen to the show with him.

Jack: Well, no, because you're both listening to the show already. You need to get somebody else.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah. Then again, it doesn't say, find somebody who isn't already listening to the show.

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: Yeah. Just says, get a listening partner.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So fair enough. If you're both listening to this and you know that the other interesting. If you're one of the kids in the woods who's already listening to the show.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the guy in the woods starts.

Cristina: Running towards you, you listen to the show with us. Well, we.

Jack: We've straight up told you about the guy running towards you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is weird because we would predict such a thing. So the guy in the woods is like, wow, this is, like, highly specific. And about me, while the kid who's listening in the woods while his friends are just, like, f****** inside of a tent or whatever they're doing, he's thinking the same thing. He's like, yeah, this is, like, weirdly specific.

Cristina: Yeah. So they run towards each other. What does his friends think when they see him running towards the man with an axe?

Jack: Like the fact that he's not running away. Yeah, they're just like, he. He. He suggested we come here. Whatever's about to happen, he's f****** in on it. Of course he said we should come to the woods. He begged us. We don't even like the woods or city kids. But he told us, hey, man, come on, let's. And now he's just chilling there. We see this maniac with an axe running towards us, man.

Cristina: This is that movie, though, because he's gonna. He's gonna end up, like, tripping in front of the guy, getting killed from the ax or something. And then they're gonna be like, oh, my gosh, he tried to protect us, and then he died.

Jack: Who?

Cristina: The kid.

Jack: The kid who already knows?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I feel like he's the one who's not gonna die.

Cristina: Then again, if he accidentally died in front, like, while he was running to the guy with the axe.

Jack: But why would he. If the guy's holding the axe, they would both have to trip.

Cristina: Oh, then maybe they do trip. I'm just thinking of the movie that it just happened like that.

Jack: But this isn't the movie. This is real life.

Cristina: Oh, this is real life.

Jack: This is real life. This isn't. The events from that Movie.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But if somehow that kid did happen to die, I'm not sure why he would, but if he did, now this guy doesn't have somebody to listen with, which means he has to chase one of these other kids down. And he knows he needs a listening partner. So now he has a pause. He just stops. He's like, f***, I know this kid was listening. I saw his ipod.

Jack: And so he wraps up his. He takes his headphones off, he pauses the show, he does whatever due to a Zune to lock it so it doesn't hit play accidentally. He wraps it up, puts it in his pocket. I have no idea. He puts it in his pocket and then he just starts dashing behind one of his kids because he needs somebody to listen with.

Cristina: Yes, because I forgot the many reasons. I don't know. He dies, someone in his family dies, someone gets cancer. He gets cancer. I don't know.

Jack: What are we talking about?

Cristina: Like if you don't get someone to listen to a show, what happens if.

Jack: You don't get somebody to listen to the show? I'm going to harm your children. Oh, yes, Your children are in danger. Later you'll be in danger too. But I'm gonna make sure to hit you emotionally first.

Cristina: Was part of it somehow.

Jack: Well, no. Everybody who listens gets cancer.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So yeah, both of these people have cancer anyways.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Because they heard the show.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's just an inevitability.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Actually, anybody listening to the show, if you're hearing this part of the. Actually, if you heard the show at all, I'm just reminding you right now, you have cancer.

Cristina: You have cancer. Yeah. So you got to continue listening.

Jack: Yeah. At this point you already got cancer. Commitment.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just commit. You already got cancer for listening to the show. Commit.

Cristina: Do we have cancer?

Jack: No, because we don't listen to the show.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're immune.

Cristina: Alright.

Jack: It's something about listening to the show without being here live in the studio with us that gives you cancer. Yeah, it's kind of like 5G towers.

Cristina: I was thinking of 5G and how it related. I had no clue how, though.

Jack: I don't know how either. I just know that it'll give you cancer. Like if it was 5G.

Cristina: Like if it was 5G. I thought somehow our voices gave out 5G or something. I don't know.

Jack: I don't know either. It's very interesting. Maybe it's a combination of our voices and some electronic listening device.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That creates some sort of gene mutation that then causes cancer.

Cristina: Yeah. And somehow relates to the 5G towers. Yes.

Jack: Well, it's similar to whatever the 5G towers are causing. It's not necessarily related to the 5G towers, but it's like whatever frequency they're causing, we're causing.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: The mixture of our voice frequencies and the electronic device that's projecting our voice.

Cristina: That's crazy. So this deer man hunts some children.

Jack: I mean, he's not hunting children.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, he's not hunting children. It just looks like he's hunting children.

Jack: No, it looks like he's trying to get somebody to listen to the show.

Cristina: If they know what he's doing. But he looks like he's hunting children.

Jack: I don't know. I'm not in their head.

Cristina: You're not in the children, or I guess whoever is looking at the children being chased by this man.

Jack: Yeah. Or the children. I don't. I have no idea what any. Like, I know he's chasing the children to get somebody to listen to the show. I'm not sure why I should think about anything else. Oh, I know. His intentions are pure and noble.

Cristina: Yes, but what do you think the children are thinking?

Jack: I don't know. Depends on the kid.

Cristina: You think any of them are like, yeah, he accidentally killed my friend. I should go listen to the show.

Jack: I think the kid who died died at random.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because the woodsman would be totally distraught if he knew that that kid died. The kid must have died completely out of his sight. Nevertheless.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because, like, it must have been that the kid was running towards the woodsman and he felt like down a hole and hit his head and died or some s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While the woodsman was running towards the other kids without seeing that there was somebody else was listening to the show. Because if he knew the other kid died, he's a good guy. He's not a bad guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He would just immediately go to help. He'd probably stop positive, like, he's a good guy. Just pause, stop the show and, like, call the cops or some s***.

Cristina: But he didn't see it happen.

Jack: Didn't see it happen.

Cristina: But did they see it happen?

Jack: They probably saw it happen. They don't think he killed the kid. No, they just know the kid died.

Cristina: That's crazy, though. Those are two crazy events happening one after another.

Jack: What's the other crazy event other than him dying?

Cristina: The guy with an axe running towards them?

Jack: Oh, I guess. But that's not like a guy trying to kill you. That's just a guy running towards you trying to get you to listen to.

Cristina: A show, but they don't know that it's just a guy with an Axe.

Jack: Yeah, 100%. If you saw a guy running towards you with an axe, you wouldn't just think he's trying to get you to listen to a podcast?

Cristina: No.

Jack: What are you gonna think? Why are you gonna think something crazy?

Cristina: Cuz that looks crazy.

Jack: Based on what? When have you experienced a guy running towards you with an axe being something dangerous?

Cristina: Well, he's covered in blood, so that's pretty scary.

Jack: Hunters, butchers, soldiers, all the time covered in blood.

Cristina: They don't go running towards normal people.

Jack: If somebody had a broken. Like there's a horrible accident somewhere.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And somebody survived, first thing they're gonna do is find the first person that can help or anybody who isn't involved and tell them.

Cristina: But this guy's running with a smile on his face.

Jack: Yeah, he's super excited.

Cristina: Exactly. That's even more scary.

Jack: Is it less scary than if somebody has a horrified look on their face running towards you with an axe?

Cristina: Well, if he's covered in blood, maybe that's more normal because, like, oh, some kind of accident did happen and that's why he looks so upset.

Jack: Fair enough.

Cristina: While he's smiling, it's like he did something and he wants to, I don't know, do it again.

Jack: But why do you think. I mean, obviously he did something. But, like, who says it's something bad?

Cristina: The blood is just assumed.

Jack: It's just assumed. It's animal blood. You're in the worst.

Cristina: How do I know?

Jack: How do you know it's not?

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know.

Jack: Just assuming the worst.

Cristina: Yes. I saw the guy go missing. It could be his fault somehow.

Jack: What, the other kid?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why? You just saw the kid randomly fall.

Cristina: That's like. What's that show called? The Japanese Japan is thinking when the girl just fell. Oh, my God, she died.

Jack: That. That s*** scarred the f*** out of me, bro. That was the crate. Out of all the s*** that happened, that was the one that I was like. Because I didn't know what the f*** happened. It's like a moment of what?

Cristina: Yeah, I had to rewind it when I saw that. Yeah, but the dad's death was crazier. I don't know. I know they're equally crazy. I don't. It's hard to raise.

Jack: I don'. Yeah, it was totally unexpected. I truly believed this show was gonna be about the daughter and the father. But he's the first guy to die.

Cristina: Yeah, but I feel like, he was one of the first characters. Although I guess each member of the family was the first one of the first characters to be introduced, so you would think they were the ones to survive the whole thing. But no, just one person. No two people, I guess. Yeah.

Jack: We just spoiled the s*** out of this. For anybody listening. That's old spoilers after the fact. But the girl falling into the hole was a crazy one. Not even a hole. It was like a hill.

Cristina: It was just a hill. She was just running and she didn't even fall.

Jack: She just slid down there.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: And then she's just thrown on the floor, collapsed. It's like, what the f*** happened? And you don't know what happened?

Cristina: No.

Jack: So nuts.

Cristina: But you know not to go there. That's horrifying. Yeah, man. The character, the main character was so close to die at that moment.

Jack: Character's pretty close. Dang.

Cristina: A lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That show was pretty epic.

Jack: Yeah. Anybody and everybody should f****** watch Japan Sinks.

Cristina: Yes. It gets a little weird with the whole psychic s***. Psychic, yes. Yes.

Jack: That got strange.

Cristina: It did get strange, but it's pretty epic otherwise. Otherwise, yes.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty badass show. But that being said about these kids, like, I think that's a problem people have where they do make assumptions all the time. They think that whatever initial thought they had makes sense. We have a problem of doing that in society.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And doesn't really make sense because you don't have, like, a basis for that. Like, what. What the f*** are really the odds?

Cristina: It's instincts. It's protecting us.

Jack: Is it, though? A lot of the time, instincts is why we do s*** that hurts other people. That guy runs towards you and gets close enough, you panic attack him.

Cristina: And he was innocent.

Jack: And he was innocent.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: So is it protecting you or is it harming other people?

Cristina: Maybe. Once upon a time, though, it was helping.

Jack: Yes. But now we have. We're having trouble of getting rid of these bugs or adjusting them because getting rid of it entirely, then that means we're always introduced to danger and we could easily be killed.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But we're having trouble adjusting them to the new world.

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: That's also why societies are highly antisocial, because we don't know how to really, truly detect danger. We think everything is dangerous all the time.

Cristina: Yes, man. But there are a lot of dangerous things out there. I don't know.

Jack: The point of society is that everything isn't dangerous. I guess it's the protective bubble.

Cristina: We lost that society thing. That protective bubble, it's too big to be protective. No, no.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like the society is like really big.

Jack: Right. That means more safe.

Cristina: More safe. I feel like people are used to small bubbles that can protect them.

Jack: What's the average number of killers inside of a city? There's three million people.

Cristina: Three million people?

Jack: Yeah. Let's say New York City. Three million people?

Jack: Is there a thousand killers in that city?

Cristina: A thousand.

Jack: A thousand?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Probably not.

Cristina: How much do you think?

Jack: Way the f*** less. I would be blown the f*** away if there was a hundred killers. Like normally killing out in the open where you could see it happen and. Oh, well, it's dangerous.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Killers that you can legitimately say danger and know it's danger.

Jack: There's not really a lot. Why? Because we got cops. Because we have structure. We have cameras. We have too many people walking around. The number of people on average that are good that would just rat somebody doing some crazy s*** out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The society is protective inherently. So there's way more people that are way more safe. Now let's say you have a village of just 30 people. One of them is a killer.

Cristina: What though, Right?

Jack: How easy is it for that guy to just pick people out?

Cristina: Probably pretty easy.

Jack: Pretty f****** easy. So yeah, you have a smaller group, but you're way the f*** less safe. Yeah, way less safe. Especially if the killer is from within your community. If the killer is within the community in New York, how hard is it for him to take a life on average, based on the number of people. Right. The percentage of life he's taking is insignificant and he's likely to get caught quickly.

Cristina: Has there ever been a serial killer in New York?

Jack: There's been a couple.

Cristina: A couple? Yeah, it's New York.

Jack: But in the case of a small village, every life you take is a huge f****** percentage of the whole thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And you also got way less chance of getting caught because every person you take is a significant decrease in people to hunt you down.

Cristina: Well, yeah.

Jack: So like a big society, definitely the way to go.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's inherently safe.

Cristina: Then what's wrong with people? Why are they so scared?

Jack: Because we haven't worked out the bullshit that's in our system from that time.

Cristina: When it was just 30 people.

Jack: Yeah. We still have instincts that were trying to get us to survive when there were f****** lions hidden in the bushes and s***. And anything we don't understand, we gotta be suspicious of anybody. We don't know.

Cristina: Everyone's become the lion.

Jack: Yeah, everybody's a lion.

Cristina: Well.

Jack: And so we still have that paranoia while traveling in the safest time ever.

Cristina: Mmm. But we can't all feel that way. I mean, maybe I feel that way, but there's gotta be a huge number of people that don't feel that way.

Jack: Yeah. I mean, you still have the thing, but the rational mind should compensate. So if you see a guy running towards you with an axe, although it's like, holy s***, this is weird and crazy.

Cristina: I should just be like, eh.

Jack: The consciousness thinking side of you should take over and be like. Like what are the odds really? It's probably just a huntsman or somebody who is out here doing something. I doubt. And there's more of us than there are of him where we just start running. If something crazy happened, we just all simultaneous attack. He can't beat all of us. But also we have no reason to attack. We'll just wait until he tries something stupid.

Cristina: Okay. And then if he just stops and then swings at us, that's when we do something.

Jack: Yeah. Then you know, but otherwise it's like, it's probably just a guy.

Cristina: Just a guy who.

Jack: Yeah. You don't have any reason to immediately panic.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: I guess the rational mind should always.

Cristina: Compensate the rational mind. I don't have that. It's so scary to imagine a man running towards you with a smile, covered in blood and a bleak. Holding an axe.

Jack: It's just about being level headed really. Just learn to be level headed in moments of high tension.

Cristina: How do you practice that?

Jack: By exercising your rational mind. Yeah. It's not that difficult. You just got to think more than you feel.

Cristina: Yeah. Because not everything is dangerous.

Jack: Not everything is dangerous. No.

Cristina: It reminds me of mermaids and mermands. Mermen, Merman and mermaids.

Jack: How does it remind you of mermaids?

Cristina: Because mermaids are seen as. Mermaids are dangerous. But mermands bring you luck actually. Or good luck. But if you think of it as a dangerous thing, you might hurt it.

Jack: A merman.

Cristina: A merman.

Jack: Why are mermaids evil and mermen not?

Cristina: Because I don't know what makes the difference. I don't know. Mermen want to give you mermen. Mermen work like genies.

Jack: I mean, I guess they kind of look like a genie, but instead of being like half ghost, it's like half fish.

Cristina: Yeah. And he grants you wishes if you find him. But mermaids want to drown you. For some reason they love murdering people.

Jack: Because mermaids are basically sirens, right?

Cristina: Yeah. And sirens are like the same as mermaids. Yeah, they like to kill fishermen and stuff. They like to sing, and the song that they sing usually ends up killing fishermen. I don't know why. I don't know if they eat these people or what they do with them, or they enjoy watching the dead bodies, like, float down, like some type of decoration.

Jack: What? There's no, like. I mean, they have to be doing something. It can't just be like we murder for fun. What the f*** are they? Dolphins?

Cristina: Yes. Maybe they are dolphins. Yes.

Jack: They're kind of like dolphins. Fair enough.

Cristina: They're the dolphins of. They're human dolphins.

Jack: I don't know what the f*** is a. Is a mermaid just what you. Because a dolphin is a mammal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is a mermaid a f****** chimera?

Cristina: What is chimera?

Jack: Chimera is like a hybrid animal.

Cristina: It doesn't have to be made through science or anything. Right. Or does it? I don't know what a chimera.

Jack: I'm just saying. Basically, some dude jumped into the ocean and f***** a dolphin.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Or a dolphin who's more prone to raping.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Raped some chick. And the chick gave birth to a mermaid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that happened twice. And one of them was a merman. And then the mermaid. And the mermaid created their own species by f****** each other.

Cristina: By f****** each other. Yes. There's also these creatures called fin folk, which I assume are just mermaids with different names. And they like to have sex with people and that somehow keeps their life long.

Jack: They don't reproduce. They just f*** people and then they live longer.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. They just. Sex with humans equals longer life.

Jack: Interesting. I've never heard of fin folk.

Cristina: Yeah, that's in Scotland and Ireland.

Jack: Seems like they have all the things.

Cristina: They have all the things. But they say that if you practice the Bible, it'll stop the Finn folk from stepping on dry land.

Jack: What does practicing the Bible mean?

Cristina: I don't know. Reading the Bible, knowing what God is telling you, being a good Christian person.

Jack: Right. So if you're a good Christian, they won't bother you.

Cristina: Yes. That's the answer to most of these solutions of dealing with anything. Yes.

Jack: It seems like everything in Ireland was designed by the Catholic Church.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: All of it. There's nothing that exists in Ireland. Isn't a real place. The Catholic Church made Ireland up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's where we're at. They've made. So like every story that exists in this fictional place called Ireland came from f******. It's just another story.

Cristina: Ireland is a fictional location.

Jack: Ireland is like the Bible. It was just made up by the Catholic Church. Yes, that's where we are. That's. That's what I believe.

Cristina: Don't you know people from Ireland.

Jack: I've never been to Ireland. They probably convinced. I don't know if they. I don't know people in Ireland. I know people who think they've been to Ireland. And it's like people who've been to some of these other places. You could just be told the plane landed there, but there's no f****** such place. How do you know? You're not flying the plane and the guy flying the plane is a government shill.

Cristina: And what about the people of Ireland? Are they also.

Jack: There's nobody who's a person of Ireland. It's everybody being lied to that there's a place called Ireland.

Cristina: What?

Jack: But there's no such. There's no such place as Ireland. I refuse.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because the Catholic Church made it up.

Cristina: They didn't.

Jack: There's no such thing as Ireland.

Cristina: I don't know. There's an Irish saint, though, that traveled to look for the island of paradise, which. I'm not sure what the island of paradise is. I think that's where the Garden of Eve is hidden or something. Is it called Eve? The Garden of Eden? Of Eden, yes. That's probably where that's hidden. I don't know.

Jack: It's somewhere. It's either on an island or a section of Africa.

Cristina: Oh, okay. On his travel, he found the paradise of birds where there were birds singing and praising God.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: Yeah. And they told him to travel for seven years and then come back, and then he'll be holy enough to find the island of paradise.

Jack: So I'm so confused by that.

Cristina: Sorry, What? That he wanted to look for the island of paradise.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And he found a bird. Island of paradise for birds. And the birds were singing for God. And then I guess they told him, hey, in seven years, you'll be able to be holy enough to see the island.

Jack: So these were talking birds?

Cristina: Yeah, they were talking.

Jack: They found an island of birds that are kind of like Scooby Doo.

Cristina: Yes. No. Well, I don't know. They were singing and praising God. That's all they were doing.

Jack: Then how. Then who told him?

Cristina: A bird.

Jack: So it's a f****** talking bird?

Cristina: Yeah, I guess. Yes. They're talking birds.

Jack: This is an island of talking birds. Were they all parrots?

Cristina: Possibly.

Jack: But then these parrots who haven't been introduced to society just knew English.

Cristina: Yes. They know the word of the Bible. Someone preached. There was a bird preacher preaching Bible. I mean, church stuff to the birds and they were all doing their church. He just happens to be there on Sunday.

Jack: It was a Sunday? I don't know, it probably was.

Cristina: It was a Sunday and they were just having their Bible lessons and he came and they were like, nah, you gotta wait seven years.

Jack: Kind of like Link.

Cristina: He had only seven years.

Jack: Yeah. He was too young to pull out the master sword or to use the master sword. So when he pulled the master sword, he got encompassed in the chamber of Sages. And then the sages told him, you are going to. It's going to be a blink of an eye to you. But seven years would have passed on the outside for you to be old enough to wield this sword. And when you get out, you're gonna be the right age, as if you aged. But it's gonna be like a. You're gonna be out there in a second, but you're gonna be an adult.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And now you'll be able to wield a sword at that age.

Cristina: Wouldn't he be super weak and stuff like still have the strength of a child?

Jack: No, he's a grown man.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: His body grew to that of a grown man.

Cristina: Yeah, but he wasn't doing anything. But he wasn't doing anything for that seven years. He was just standing there.

Jack: The sword gave him the power necessary to have the body.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It did everything as if he was in there bench pressing the whole time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is over here. He bench pressing.

Cristina: He wasn't starving to death at. When he.

Jack: No, he's wet. He's like ripped. He got out there cocky as anything.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: And he had all the muscles and all the strength to do everything he had to do.

Cristina: And.

Jack: And he just walked out with the master sword and killed everything he had to kill effortlessly. And so sort of the same thing happened.

Cristina: He had a child's brain at least though.

Jack: Yes. That's the f***** up part, right? That's the part that blows my mind because like the date ages brain too. In which case it's not even the same person.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's weird, right?

Cristina: I mean it would be an adult's brain, but no, the memories would all be still child memories. They didn't give him new memories of.

Jack: The experience was his own.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: He didn't implant anything. Which means by default, even in his mind he's still like 12.

Cristina: He's still 12 in a man's body.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just the body cannot wield a sword. But he's still an immature a** child.

Cristina: Yeah, but he was never immature either.

Jack: He was never immature. Interesting. He was particularly mature for his age.

Cristina: Ah, I guess that helps.

Jack: Yes. So maybe he already had a mind. Way ahead and in becoming a man. Right. He's immature, but not by much. If he's like 10 to 12, but his maturity is like 16, then you add seven years and he's like 19, but he's like 17. Maturity wise, he's not like far off. Yeah, so he's like still kind of where he needs to be. Maturity wise, he was centered enough from the two points that at his young age he was mature for his age. And at his grown age he was just slightly immature for his age. Yeah, but it wasn't like that.

Cristina: But all he needed was to be the right age to hold the sword.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Nothing else.

Jack: Nothing else. He needed to have a certain amount of strength and willpower. That was it.

Cristina: But he already had that.

Jack: Yeah, he had the willpower.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Which is why he could pull the sword out in the first place.

Cristina: Yeah. And this guy needed to be holy enough for this island. I wonder what's on the island. It's probably. If it's like the bird island, then there's just saints who are singing and praising to God. So I don't know what's so interesting about finding the island.

Jack: There should be nobody on that island. Why the Garden of Eden?

Cristina: Well, if it's. Yeah, yeah. It was a story from another saint who found the island. First he found the island, he told him about it and then he went on the search.

Jack: But this other saint to found the island.

Cristina: What happened?

Jack: This other saint that found the island, what about him? That's what I'm asking. What about him?

Cristina: He found the island like.

Jack: But he must have stayed on the island if he left the island after he found it.

Cristina: Oh yeah.

Jack: It's still just an empty island.

Cristina: Empty island. Yeah, that's true.

Jack: It's just f******. Hey, there's an island.

Cristina: That's weird. I guess it's just an attraction. You find it and then you leave. Because he. After he found it, he left.

Jack: What do you want to do there alone?

Cristina: I don't know. There's something I don't get. What's the point? Seven years to see this island and then leave.

Jack: Well, in theory. In theory, the fruit of knowledge is there.

Cristina: So he eats the fruit and then you know, everything. And then you know. But the sad part is that once he gets home, he dies. That's how his story ends. But maybe that other guy who ate the fruit continues to live on.

Jack: And the other guy ate the fruit?

Cristina: I don't know. We're assuming that anyone who visits the islands eats the fruit.

Jack: So maybe the saint ate the fruit too. He got there, ate the fruit, left, and then f****** died.

Cristina: Yeah, maybe someone killed him. I think it was murder.

Jack: Could be. It could be that there are people just killing anybody who takes the fruit.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Hitmen from God.

Cristina: Hitmen from God? What? The Church is doing it.

Jack: The Church is doing it. Did the Church make up the island too?

Cristina: I don't know. But then why would they make up the story of the guy who found the island and then died in the end?

Jack: To find people who are seeking the truth and off them before they get to any other truth.

Cristina: Oh, it's a trap. It's a trap.

Jack: It's a trap by the church. It's like people who try to find Ireland kill them. You kill anybody who tries to find Ireland? It's not a real place. And you can't have anybody reporting that.

Cristina: Why? What about these magical creatures from Ireland?

Jack: Well, you need those stories to exist, so you can't have anybody tell anybody else. There's no island for that to even be true. So the Church needs to off anybody who finds out that these things are a lie. The same way there is no Garden of Eden. So when people go and they find the exact location and they do find this island and find out this is just a normal island.

Cristina: You think that's what he found?

Jack: Yeah, that's why they leave. It's not paradise. It's just a f****** island. And then they leave. And then the church is like, he knows.

Cristina: He knows. Whoa. Maybe he knows, man. But his journey besides that is pretty crazy. He saw a sea monster. There was a sea monster trying to attack the ship. And then God saved them by sending another sea monster to fight off that sea monster. Kills it.

Jack: Story of Godzilla is real.

Cristina: Yes. Godzilla. Okay. What would fight Godzilla? Or is Godzilla the one fighting?

Jack: Well, no, it's a giant. Yeah. Godzilla is like God's Zilla.

Cristina: Okay. Yes. The Kraken was attacking their ship and God's zilla. Godzilla came, fought it, killed it, then they ate the monster.

Jack: So everybody had, like, enough food forever. Yeah, it was like, a lot.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In any case, Godzilla is a misinterpretation because it is g O D not dash hyphen S. Zilla. His name is Zilla.

Cristina: His name is Zilla.

Jack: He's not a Godzilla. He's Gods. Zilla?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: God sent Zilla.

Cristina: Yes. He sent Zilla to fight off the sea monster. And then they Ate the sea monster because why wouldn't you eat.

Jack: Did they share some of it with Zilla as an offering?

Cristina: Probably. They couldn't eat that whole thing.

Jack: There's no f****** way. Right. And Zilla needs to eat before he goes back to whatever the f*** he was doing.

Cristina: Yes. I wonder what he's doing.

Jack: Just sleeping. He hibernates.

Cristina: He hibernates.

Jack: He waits until God tells him to do stuff.

Cristina: I'm sure he's singing and praising God like the birds.

Jack: Yes. In some underground Atlantis like place.

Cristina: Yes. Where the mermaids are.

Jack: Where the mermaids are. Well, the mermen.

Cristina: The mermen.

Jack: Only mermen. They're all gay for each other. And they hang out with Zilla while the mermaids are committing evil atrocities. Because women. That's what they do.

Cristina: That's what they do.

Jack: Women are just evil inherently.

Cristina: Because of Eve. Yes, because of Eve.

Jack: We're getting to. We're getting to this episode. We're getting to the bottom of things. All the pieces are coming together. Eve invented evil. Adam didn't touch the apple.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then we know that a guy dolphin f*****, raped, raped some chick in the water and she gave birth to a half fish, half woman. And then this happened in two different instances. And then the other one was half man, half fish.

Cristina: In which they could have babies.

Jack: Yes. And then they found each other and, you know, typical relationship things. They f***, they had babies, but they were incompatible. He was like, man, she's kind of cruel and mean and like. We breaking up.

Cristina: Yes. So the other guys stay together. All the girls stay together.

Jack: Yeah. They did the south park thing where it's like these women are just murdering other humans. We love humans. We use our powers for good. They use the powers to lure them in and kill them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so they just broke up. Atlantis is just a bunch of gay mermen. And Zilla.

Cristina: And Zilla.

Jack: And they take their word directly from God because God has no beef against the men. God's only beef is women, which the Bible tells us. Yes, The Bible explicitly says, f*** women. You rape women, you kill women. You trade women like property. But men, you all good. All you. You didn't eat the apple. You guys could. You didn't f*** anything else.

Cristina: You're all holy.

Jack: You're all holy. You haven't sinned yet.

Cristina: Nope.

Jack: And we know this. That's why all the priests get the pass.

Cristina: That's why all. Yes.

Jack: That's why all the priests get the pass. You guys didn't f*** up at the beginning, so now you get to pass the f*** up as much as you want. It's been millions of years. You guys can do whatever you want.

Cristina: Only those nuns that help them out get punished.

Jack: Yes, only the nuns. Any nun does anything, you're going straight to h***. All the priests can do whatever they want. And no matter what God's like, you did good for so long.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You could do whatever you want while.

Cristina: The nuns go crazy and cry like cats.

Jack: Yes. And bite people.

Cristina: And bite people.

Jack: And each other.

Cristina: And each other.

Jack: The nuns are going crazy, nuns are going crazy, priests. Now you get to do whatever you want. God approves.

Cristina: That's so crazy. Another crazy story is that they saw a griffin and a bird fight each other and the griffin died.

Jack: What was the size of this bird?

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: What the f***.

Cristina: It was a parrot from that island.

Jack: Right. Just all the powers of God given to it.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: That parrot showed up. I mean, is a griffin a demon at this point?

Cristina: I guess.

Jack: And it's like that bird showed up and because it could say, the power of Christ compels you. That griffin just went down, all its magic gone, boom, Flat into the ground.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That parrot. Power of Christ compels.

Cristina: Yeah, that's exactly how it sounded like.

Jack: Yup.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. What an epic battle.

Jack: It was so short, too.

Cristina: It was so short.

Jack: It was the shortest, most epic battle. That griffin was doing crazy flight maneuvers and the parrot was fighting all sloppy the way they do.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the griffin was about to attack.

Cristina: And then all the parrot did was.

Jack: Say, the power of Christ compels you. What the is a griffin? It's like the head of an eagle. The body of, like, a lion and the wings of, like, a bird.

Cristina: I mean, I. I would think. Wait, the head of a what?

Jack: Wait, is it the head of an eagle? There's some creature that's like the head. No, it's the head of a lion. Right. The body of a horse and the.

Cristina: Wings of an eagle and the tail of a snake. I don't know.

Jack: Snake.

Cristina: What? It's mostly an eagle with the body, I guess, the. It's like half eagle, half lion.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Is that the best way to say.

Jack: That we're looking at the head of an eagle with like the. The mane of a lion or around its neck area. The body of a lion and the tail of lion. But the wings of the eagle, it's. It's a chimera between an eagle and a lion.

Cristina: Yeah. That's pretty epic looking.

Jack: It's like a. If you had an eagle Pokemon and it evolved, it Would evolve into a f****** griffin.

Cristina: That would be awesome. And it lost to a parrot. That's crazy, man.

Jack: A griffin looks hardcore. What do you think would win a fight between a griffin and a pegasus?

Cristina: A pegasus.

Jack: Pegasus has magic on his side, bro.

Cristina: And griffins don't.

Jack: I don't know. I think a griffin is just a creature.

Cristina: Oh, and what was the other creature you said?

Jack: Pegasus.

Cristina: Pegasus. Are you sure Pegasus have magic?

Jack: No, I think that's also a creature. I think the only one who has a creature is a unicorn. I think a unicorn will off both of these easily.

Cristina: Because it has magic.

Jack: Because it's magic. Like a unicorn still flies, but also it has no f****** wings. It's just like raw magic.

Cristina: It has to be magic.

Jack: It has to be magic. It's just raw magic. Meanwhile, a griffin and a pegasus are just creatures.

Cristina: Yes. I don't know. Maybe unicorns have invisible wings.

Jack: That'd be interesting. That would be magic.

Cristina: That would be magic.

Jack: Okay, this doesn't matter. It's all just magic.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No matter how you look at a unicorn, it's magic.

Cristina: It's gotta be magic. Okay, so the unicorn wins, though.

Jack: Yeah, the unicorn wins by default. So the real argument would be a pegasus and a griffin. I would argue the griffin wins. Right. Because the pegasus is still just a f****** horse with wings. While this is like the predator of the sky and the predator of the ground just fuse into the most hardcore s*** that has ever existed.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's like, pretty much anything that fights a griffin is f*****.

Cristina: How about a dragon?

Jack: What's. How far off is a griffin from a dragon?

Cristina: I don't think griffin has firepower.

Jack: Fair. Fair. So we would say in the animal, in the, like, mythological creature. Tier.

Cristina: Tier, yeah.

Jack: It goes from dragon to griffin, then Pegasus.

Cristina: Where does Godzilla fit?

Jack: Well, Godzilla, like, is a dragon. Godzilla's a dragon. He's just an oversized dragon.

Cristina: Yeah. With no wings.

Jack: With no wings. So arguably worse than a dragon. Depending on the size of the dragon. If we're looking at, like, medieval dragon, like the western version of a dragon. Right. If we're looking at the western version of a dragon.

Cristina: How big are they?

Jack: We're talking the size of, like, a small building.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Not huge the way, like, God, like, Godzilla could stomp on one of those m************ easily.

Cristina: Like a house, maybe.

Jack: Like. Like a traditional current size house.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like four of those put next to each other.

Cristina: Is a dragon.

Jack: Is a dragon. Including wingspan. Like, its body alone. Like, its body alone is probably the size of a house with its wingspan Being the size of maybe like four houses put in a row.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: While Godzilla could stomp that s*** out. Easy.

Cristina: Okay, so Godzilla's on top of the list.

Jack: Yeah, Godzilla's on top of the list. Unless we're talking like some monstrous f****** ridiculous Godzilla sized dragon. That's crazy. And I don't know why that there's no f****** movie about that.

Cristina: A Godzilla sized dragon. Dude, isn't that Chinese dragon huge? The really long dragon?

Jack: You mean like the one from Dragon Ball Z?

Cristina: Yeah, he's really long and really big.

Jack: Well, Shenron is so f****** big you could see him from space. Yeah, like you could be off of earth and just see Shenron if he summoned. That's how big Shenron is. He doesn't count.

Cristina: He doesn't count.

Jack: Unless we're like going into these detailed dragons, in which case what's bigger? Shenron or the world serpent?

Cristina: I would think they're both the same size.

Jack: Interesting, interesting, interesting.

Cristina: Because they both wrap around the world, right?

Jack: Not Shenron. Shenron comes right out of the the dragon balls and floats over them to grant you the wish before he goes back to sleep.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So I don't know. Okay, so this says that Shenron is not so astronomically large as to wrap around the planet. He's smaller than like a city.

Cristina: That's a. That's the size of the castle they compare him to.

Jack: Yes. Not. Well, even the castle is not the size of a city.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But he's roughly like castle's huge and Shenron is roughly the size of this huge castle.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: While the world serpent can wrap around the f****** planet.

Cristina: Yes, that's why that's humongous. Right?

Jack: Yes. So size wise, we begin at the world snake. For sure there isn't s*** bigger. He's limit. Just the limit of it. He's as big as any mythological creature gets the world serpent.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then we go to Shenron and then we get to Godzilla.

Cristina: Okay, but when it comes to fight, can Shenron or the world serpent. Actually the world serpent can fight because he fights. What's his name? He fights Thor in the end, right? Yeah. So he can put up a fight.

Jack: Yes, but against Godzilla, the world serpent would one shot him? Yes, yes, because Thor would one shot Godzilla.

Cristina: Yeah. Shenron, can he fight?

Jack: Shenron is pure magic and he can do whatever the f*** he wants. Okay, so size is not a problem here.

Cristina: He's got magic.

Jack: He's got magic. Shenron could one shot both Thor and the world serpent. Cuz magic. So power wise, Shenron is The limit. Shenron could bring the entire Earth back just because you asked him to.

Cristina: Yeah. And isn't there a bigger snake that I'm. I guess, magical Shenron version of Shenron, you know?

Jack: Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about. The one you're talking about is Super Shenron from Dragon Ball. Super who is. Who s****. He s**** on. He s**** on the size of the f****** World Serpent by such a ridiculous margin. The World Serpent would be missed. Like, Super Shenron wouldn't see him from how small it is by comparison.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Super Shenron is 57 billion light years.

Cristina: I don't even understand how we could imagine the size of that.

Jack: We'd see him from most places in the universe.

Cristina: We would just. We would all see him.

Jack: We would all see him. Like, if he's summoned, it doesn't matter where in the universe we are. He's bigger than everything else in the sky.

Cristina: He's so big, though, that. Would we be inside him? Would everything be inside him? Because he's humongous. Like, where is he? Would he be away from us? Or we all just automatically be in him because he's so freaking big.

Jack: That's weird, right? He would. But no, he would coil in such a way that he. Because he's. He would dodge everything. I guess he would just be so.

Cristina: He is magical.

Jack: He's magical. Yeah. But that's another thing. Holy crap. That's another thing. Not only is he so absorbently big that he's 57 billion light years in size, but it's pure magic.

Cristina: But he's pure magic.

Jack: More pure magic than Shenron. So even if Shenron is smaller than the World Serpent and more overpowered, Super Shenron would smack the crap out. Like, Super Shenron can't see. He doesn't know Shenron exists.

Cristina: No.

Jack: That's like some afterthought at best.

Cristina: You think he can see the World Serpent? Or is that too small?

Jack: Too small? Too small. We're talking that this guy is the size of many. It's. What is it, four light years? Four light years. Just four. From here to our nearest star, Alpha Centauri.

Cristina: He's that big. Yeah. He's from here to.

Jack: Wait, is Alpha Centauri the closest star? It is. Right. Is that a galaxy?

Cristina: That is not.

Jack: I think Alpha Centauri is a star. Right. Because Andromeda is the galaxy. Got it. So Alpha Centauri is the closest star, and it's four billion light years. I mean, four light years, not billion. It's just four Light years away. Think about how far away in size this guy is.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: Even if we. Even if Shenron, Super Shenron was just the distance of Earth to Alpha Centauri, that would be so magnificently large in our sky that it would compensate for everything else. No, Super Shenron is 57 billion light years in size.

Cristina: But what does that even mean, light years in size?

Jack: Yeah. Yeah.

Cristina: What?

Jack: How many light years is our observable universe in size?

Cristina: What if he's bigger than that?

Jack: That's crazy. So the observable universe according to God, which is Google, is 93 billion light years.

Cristina: He's more than half.

Jack: He's more than half of the size of the observable universe. We would see Super Shenron from anywhere in the universe encompassing the majority of the universe.

Cristina: Yeah, that's ridiculous.

Jack: He would be so big in our sky. We couldn't tell that we're looking at him.

Cristina: No, he would just. What would he look like?

Jack: The sky would just turn yellow because he's golden. So the sky would just look gold and we wouldn't know that we're looking at him.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's how big he is. It would just look like the sky just turned gold. The end. Well, meanwhile, we're looking at Shenron. Super Shenron.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: So tier size, he wins him by like, there's nothing bigger.

Cristina: There's nothing big.

Jack: Like, it's questionable. Yeah, it's questionable that God is bigger. Like actual God might be smaller than Mega Shenron. Super Shenron.

Cristina: Well, if God's the size of like the God from Dragon Ball Z, he's very tiny.

Jack: Oh, yeah, it could totally be the case. Like Zeno is way smaller.

Cristina: Or little boy, I guess, is his size.

Jack: Yeah. So it would go the, the, the tier here is Super Shenron, then miles away. Miles away. The world serpent the size of just measly planet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then we get to Shenron, size of just like a big a** building, actually. Well, it's a huge. It's ridiculously huge building. That's the problem. It's bigger than Godzilla.

Cristina: It's bigger than Godzilla.

Jack: It's bigger than Godzilla. Shenron is bigger than Godzilla. Then Godzilla and whatever monsters Godzilla fights. My question is, is the Norse mythology giants the size of Godzilla or are they smaller than Godzilla And I actually think they're smaller than Godzilla.

Cristina: Are you sure? Please remember that footprint of the horse? That horse has to be huge.

Jack: The horse had to be huge.

Cristina: That's one footprint of an eight legged horse.

Jack: Yeah, but like a Godzilla footprint People could just go inside of it.

Cristina: So can they go inside of his footprint? The magical horse's footprint?

Jack: Are we thinking that the horse is bigger than Godzilla, though?

Cristina: Yes. No. Maybe the same size? No, but longer.

Jack: They're in the ballpark. They're in the ballpark.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're in the ballpark of size. I think Shenron would beat them in size.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it'd be Shenron, Godzilla, and all these other mythological things from Norse mythology. And then we have all the smaller things.

Cristina: Yes, fair. That's crazy. But then how did the people sailing sea Godzilla fight this creature? Like, that's got to be crazy to see. I mean, how do you not die if you can see it? Unless it's happening from far away. It could be.

Jack: It could be that you're getting attacked by the Kraken, which is also huge as f***. Yeah, but the Kraken, like, compared to size, like, Godzilla could just b**** smack that s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So Godzilla just comes, rips it out, like, snaps. It's f******. I guess it has no bones to snap, but it could just, like, crush it to death. And then you guys just eat this giant kraken.

Cristina: Yeah, but the way they. Their bodies are moving in the water, I feel like it just destroy the boat.

Jack: The way just Godzilla coming out of the water would create tidal waves exactly like these.

Cristina: This event has to have happened super far away.

Jack: So Godzilla popped up the crack inside, and it's like, fight time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they still got, like, a crazy wave coming. So Godzilla instantaneously won, and they angled their ship in such a way that it just, like, cruised with a wave.

Cristina: Yes, because how else would they survive that?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: It's ridiculous. The size of Godzilla and then I guess all the other creatures, like the. The Griff. Way smaller. Those are like babies compared.

Jack: They're so small. A griffin, wingspan included. Maybe a little bit bigger than a room.

Cristina: That's so pretty. I guess compared to us, it's big.

Jack: But compared to humans, it's big. But, like, Godzilla, stomp that s*** out. Yeah, so, like, in the. In the fight between a Griffin and a Pegasus, whatever. Who cares? The griffin is gonna win. But Griffin versus Godzilla, One shot.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Godzilla needs to fight, like, Norse creatures or the Titans.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, from, like, Greek mythology.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But then all of them will get one shot by Shenron. Actually, even the world serpent, which is way the f*** bigger than Shenron, will get one shot by Shenron. But it's magic. Which then brings up an interesting point. What could a unicorn, one Shot the World Serpent. Because. Also magic. I feel like it's also a tier of magic. Right.

Cristina: There could be a tier of magic.

Jack: Like, the unicorn doesn't have, like, unfathomable magic abilities. It's like, you know, has magic, but it's not, like, impossibly magical.

Cristina: Yeah, it can't be. If we learned anything from our other episode about. I don't really remember what it was about, but that the Force and using the Force to do magic, if you abuse it, you'll die.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: So the unicorns, they wouldn't abuse the magic.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: If they're using the same force.

Jack: So we're saying the Force is equal to magic. Yes, because in the case of all these other people, they have abilities that they're channeling.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But it wasn't like magic. It was like they're really channeling just this energy. Yeah, but Shenron is doing some whole other s***. He can make anything happen.

Cristina: Yeah, but he's getting it from the same place everyone else is getting it from.

Jack: Or is he one of the sources of it?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, is he the embodiment of the Force?

Cristina: He could be.

Jack: And Super Shenron is, like, the biggest focus of that energy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they aren't abusing it or using it.

Cristina: No, they aren't.

Jack: They are it.

Cristina: Yeah, but a unicorn is using it.

Jack: A unicorn is using it, but in.

Cristina: This kind of the same way that Transformers are using it. Like, it's born in them. Yeah, they're not training for it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, they're not. They're not. But then again, it could just be channeling it.

Cristina: Or channel.

Jack: But I don't know. It feels like a unicorn isn't thinking about using magic. It's just, like, natural. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, no Transformers. Like, oh, I got a train and trans. No, you just can do it.

Cristina: Yeah. It's supernatural. Unless there is. We don't know what a baby Transformer looks like. What if they're training?

Jack: Well, there's a whole. There's no baby Transformer. There is a planet that is a machine that pumps out Transformers.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: The planet itself is pumping out.

Jack: The planet itself is a robot. What? Okay, so referring to back to our noble God Google, the Transformers are a species of sentient, living robotic beings originating from the distant machine world, Cybertron. The stories of their lives, their histories, and most especially their wars have been chronicled across many different continuities in the vast multiverse. So Cybertron is where they come from. How are they made? It just, like, spits them out.

Cristina: It Says that a computer made them. Their bodies were forged by a plasma energy chamber and given intelligence by the mega computer Vectas Sigma. So their planet has a computer in it. I mean, their planet is a machine already.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: With a computer in it that's pumping out robots.

Jack: Wow, there's just so many doors just opened. So in the area of size of creatures, Cybertron is bigger than Godzilla as well, and actually bigger than Shenron. And technically. Technically, also bigger than the World Serpent.

Cristina: Cybertron.

Jack: Yes, because the World Serpent wraps around the world.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But isn't as thick. So the Cybertron is, in theory, more mass overall.

Cristina: Yeah, I would imagine that it would be bigger than Earth anyway because it holds all these robots. Like, it's got to be a huge.

Jack: Like, the robots are big themselves.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting.

Cristina: I don't even know where to start.

Jack: Okay, okay, for everybody, we just took an intermission to learn everything there was to learn about Transformers. So let's go back real quickly. The Transformers were made by a planet that was a machine. The planet was made by this bigger robot thing in order to pump out robots to fight some other planet that was also pumping out robots, apparently. And so this thing was made by yet another bigger, greater robot. And then that robot that kind of seems to be God was made by something called the one who's just God.

Cristina: Yes. God made two robots. Well, he made one robot, and then he made another robot from that robot.

Jack: Which was his twin.

Cristina: Which was his twin. So one was a good twin, was the evil twins. He began with the Eve.

Jack: Yes, he began with the evil twin, and then he made the good twin. So the argument is God made man, like regular biological life.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And also mechanical life.

Cristina: He only knows how to do it the same way. That's so crazy. Yeah, it's the same exact way he did human mankind.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: That's so lazy.

Jack: I recommend. Oh, crap. We're probably gonna do a whole episode about this history.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like, we have to. We just ended up talking about it, and we're totally, like, out of time.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: So. So we're probably gonna do an episode on Transformers, breaking down the entire history and how, like, we're gonna. We're gonna explain how God and robots relate. That's gonna happen.

Cristina: It's gonna happen.

Jack: Okay, now, the interesting part about this entire episode is that the guy with the axe could one off everybody. He's the only one who could one shot Super Shenron with his lucky ax.

Cristina: I don't think so. I don't think so.

Jack: You don't think so.

Cristina: He's an average guy. He's a guy can't even carry a deer.

Jack: He's. He totally can't.

Cristina: So I don't know how he's strong enough to do that.

Jack: I guess the argument is, is he better than. Could he want. Could he off the Pegasus or the Griffin? He could probably off the Pegasus, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Could he off the Griffin. The Griffin's fast. It's dangerous. It's aligned.

Cristina: It got killed by a parrot, so I guess he can.

Jack: D***. D***. Yeah, fair enough. You right. You right. You got that. Anyways, if you guys enjoyed this episode.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You can find, I guess, other episodes about completely random, unrelated, strung together things.

Cristina: Like the Transformers, which just happened. Yeah.

Jack: So you guys can totally do that. Go find those episodes.

Cristina: And on this episode, listen to the last episode. It was a great episode.

Jack: Yeah. And you can find all that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe rate. And if you feel so inclined, review.

Cristina: The show and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. This is exactly how it began. A guy sharing with the kindness of his heart, the show and then it turned out to be a show in which we find out a bunch of things, including the fact that women are evil.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah.

Jack: Mermaids happened because of dolphin raped people.

Cristina: Of course.

Jack: As usual. As expected, you know, as dolphins do.

Cristina: Yeah. So they can live longer.

Jack: They can live longer. It happens. And Griffins vs. Pegasus, equal fight or relatively closer than Parrot vs. Griffin, in which a parrot easily wins thanks to.

Cristina: The power of God.

Jack: Thanks to power of God. Also Godzilla. We've had that wrong this whole time. His name is Zilla. He's gods.

Cristina: He's Godzilla. Yeah.

Jack: Godzilla beat the Kraken that was attacking the sailors who were in the first place on the sea, probably trying to survive. Mermaids.

Cristina: And they're also fictional because they come from Ireland, which is also fictional.

Jack: Yeah, Ireland never happened. And neither did the Garden of Eden. And that's all invented by the church who's killing anybody who finds out. Yes, but we work for the Illuminati, so we're protector.

Cristina: Yeah, that's why we're sharing you with. That's why we're sharing this with you. Yeah.

Jack: So that you know you're all going to be killed.

Cristina: Yeah. By the church or by the cancer.

Jack: That you got by listening to the show.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This. That nice little summary.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: But is there things like that in other.

Jack: Yes. Politics.

Cristina: They have dress. They dress up.

Jack: Not the dressing thing, but the weird traditions. Like when they did that book thing that they walked the book across the thing in a specific way, and then the news was covering how it got walked down the. Let's just take it. It's a f******. Just walk it down the g****** hallway. What are you talking about, a book?

Cristina: Yeah, the Bible.

Jack: No, it was like a set of rules or something for the President to sign or some s***. And then everybody stood in line in a certain way and they walked this sheet of paper to him. Yeah. In a. In like a order of some sort, like. Like soldiers or some s***. They did it in a weird, specific kind of way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Very traditional, very ritualistic. And walked it over to the chamber it had to be in with everybody standing where they had to be standing or whatever.

Cristina: Yes. Any tradition looks very strange if you don't know the reason for it.

Jack: Even if you know the reason for it. Why is it still in play?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Because what purpose does that serve now?

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 136: He-Man's Transforming Power

What exactly are He-Man’s abilities? And what is the source of his power? Does anyone else have access to this same power source? The duo unpack the power of He-Man and The Force in their attempt to connect pure light and energy to the abilities and powers of superheroes and superhumans!

Rambling 136: He-Man's Transforming Power

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  • He-Man
  • Mild Power Upgrades
  • Lightning
  • Grey Skill
  • Power Ranger Racism
  • Sailor Moon
  • Star Wars
  • The Force
  • Superman
  • Transformers
  • Dragon Ball Z
  • God
  • Addicted to the Force

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in five, four.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast. The show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas and guess what? In childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit us subscribe button to get notified the second new episode release.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to find yourself a listening partner. Anybody, anywhere at all. You choose the powers in your hands. You have the power or I have the power. Which is what he man says.

Cristina: He says I have the power. He says, you have the power.

Jack: The power. And then he becomes he man. Cuz he's a skinny, scrawny little b****.

Cristina: He is.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And then I thought he was always he man.

Jack: No, he has like a sword or something that turns him into not a b****.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Oh, see, that's a proof right there.

Cristina: He's not scrawny.

Jack: He's way smaller.

Cristina: He's smaller. Yeah. Yes. But it's like regular giant muscles becoming even bigger muscles. Like, it's not a huge transformation.

Jack: It's. He's a wide shouldered, non muscular man who then gets hit by lightning or something.

Cristina: And then he's got muscles. He definitely has muscles. Not as big as his transformation muscles, but he still has muscles.

Jack: You think he's muscular? You think he's like a. Because he's wearing like a pink. Like a car. A cardigan. Like a pink cardigan. He's like Fred. Like Fred from Scooby Doo.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. But he still has those big b***.

Jack: Muscles, like exercise t******.

Cristina: Yeah, he definitely works out.

Jack: I wonder what like muscular men think about that.

Cristina: About he man?

Jack: No, about me saying that they're exercise t******.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Because like that's what they got. They got exercise t******. Man b****.

Cristina: Their man b****.

Jack: They're moobs.

Cristina: Moves. Yes, they're moobs.

Jack: They're moobs. And like men. Men got a bunch of men got moves. There are muscle man b**** and there's fat man b****. But both are moobs. Yeah, it's like the guys who have the muscle man b**** are like, yeah, I'm so manly. And then they make fun of the guy who has fat man b****. But it's like you both got t***, bro.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You're pointing at his t*** and making fun of the fact that he has t***. But also, like, you got t***, bro.

Cristina: You could probably move those t*** around.

Jack: Yeah. You're so in tuned with your t***, you can at will move your t*** around.

Cristina: That's pretty.

Jack: You're more in tune with your t*** than women are with theirs. What? What is that?

Cristina: He Man's power. He becomes. He's able to move anything on his body. Like, what is his power?

Jack: I don't. What the f***? He just. I don't know. He just becomes like, Hercules, I guess. He's just like, I'm a normal guy. Then I got the power. Now I got, like, slightly better than average strength.

Cristina: And the sword.

Jack: And the sword.

Cristina: Although he could probably have a sword already. Like, I guess. This one's magical. It does things. Maybe.

Jack: Does the sword have powers? I don't know the story of He Man. We might have to do like a whole episode on He Man.

Cristina: All right. Because I know nothing.

Jack: Yeah, I don't know crap about He man either.

Cristina: How do we bring up He Man?

Jack: How do we bring up He man, what do you mean?

Cristina: Where did he come from? How is he here now?

Jack: I was telling the listeners they have the power.

Cristina: Oh, like He Man. Okay.

Jack: Yes. To choose who listens to the show. The way he man has the power to become slightly more muscular. And presumably a tiny bit probably unread. Like something that doesn't even register on a meter. If you tried stronger than he was.

Cristina: Before, maybe a tiny bit smarter. Like, I'm assuming it's not just his muscles. What if it's other things too?

Jack: What if all his powers are, like, a mild increase?

Cristina: Yeah. So it's like a little faster.

Jack: Yeah. Like, my IQ was 100 before. Now it's 103.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like, okay, he man. I see. Technically, I can't argue that you're better than you were.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And like, anything helps, I guess.

Cristina: But he's not really superhuman. He's just better. Super him, I guess.

Jack: Not even like, super him. He's like, slightly better him. Slightly.

Cristina: Slightly better Helm. Yeah.

Jack: It's like, before I could bench press 200. Now I can bench press 210. No extra exercise.

Cristina: He has to have more than that. He's gotta have other superpowers. We just don't know his superpowers yet. But I'm sure he has something that makes him super besides his muscles.

Jack: All right, all right, fair enough. Fair enough. So let's. With no knowledge on he man, we don't have a single shred of an idea other than basic things. We know there's a place called Skull Mountain and there's a guy like a skull looking thing.

Cristina: The bad guy?

Jack: Yeah. I don't know if that's a mask he has or if that's like his f****** face or what's happening here.

Cristina: Yeah, I have no idea.

Jack: But like I'm. I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure we can piece together what this is about if we just use the tiny little shreds we have now based on what we saw in that photo. He has a pink shirt, he said, but like not an ancient pink shirt. He looks like a normal dude.

Cristina: I don't know. He looks medieval.

Jack: Fair enough. He could be medieval, but like when he turns into he man, he looks like way before medieval. Yeah, he looks like some caveman type of s***. So his powers to become barbaric.

Cristina: Okay, maybe. I don't know. His. His clothing change makes no sense to me. It's like less clothes to protect him. I mean it protects him, but not even his body.

Jack: Like you. Come on, let's be real. You think a stupid cardigan is gonna protect them? Against what?

Cristina: Nothing, I guess. But his whatever. His new clothes isn't doing anything because.

Jack: He'S kind of naked.

Cristina: Yes. It's like this is his sex clothes or something. Like, I don't know.

Jack: And it kind of is because he has like leather straps on or something.

Cristina: Really? That's what it look.

Jack: Yeah, it looks like he's getting ready to like, I have the power to be a dominatrix or something.

Cristina: Okay. Is that his power?

Jack: I don't know. Cuz doesn't look like he like a lot changes. And again, because doesn't look like a lot changes. We're assuming he's like just slightly better than average.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So like situation arrives. Right. He man is like, I don't know how to park here. This parking is too small.

Cristina: Is there parking? They have horses.

Jack: Yeah. He's gonna park his horse in reverse and he's like, I don't fit in this sequence of like horses that are following one another for whatever reason. And I need to squeeze my horse tactically in between that horse in the front and that horse in the back.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And I'm gonna somehow get my horse in the middle, but I can't, my horse is too big or whatever.

Jack: And then he pulls out his sword and he's like, I have the power. And like lightning hits him or whatever. Now he's half N and he's like, ah. If I Turn the steering, the whatever. What do you call the saddle? Not the saddle. The strap thing that you control the horse with.

Cristina: The steering.

Jack: Yes, the horse's steering wheel. If I turn the horse's steering wheel just enough, I can squeeze in perfectly fine, and then boom, problem solved.

Cristina: Wait, when he changes, lightning happens?

Jack: I think so.

Cristina: Does it kill the horses around him fast?

Jack: You know what? It's time for an investigation. Let's see that pulled up. All right, let's see what this looks like. Did he just shoot lightning off of us? What happened?

Cristina: He turned his cat into cat. An armored cat.

Jack: Thus goes the story of he man.

Cristina: How did he not kill it? So that's not lightning.

Jack: It's not lightning. It's power. It's the power. It's the power that he has.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah, he has. He told us. He straight out told us he has the power.

Cristina: Grayskull or something.

Jack: By the power of Grayskull.

Cristina: What is Grayskull?

Jack: It's a mountain.

Cristina: Is it the mountain where the bad guy lives?

Jack: I think so.

Cristina: No, that doesn't make sense. So the bad guy's giving him his.

Jack: Power or he's stealing the bad guy's power. Is he man at the back? Is he man the bad guy here?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Is he man stealing some s*** that doesn't belong to him and the other guy's just kind of trying to get.

Cristina: It back and the power is just transforming things. It could be him, but it could be others things.

Jack: But now I'm conflicted about what this power really does because it made him a little less gay or arguably a little more gay.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the only other reference point we have is that he shot this, like, jizzy magic onto his, like, panther or some s***. Was a tiger?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: And then the tiger got less gay or arguably more gay.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it might or might not be making them gayer. And there's no way to really know.

Cristina: It's just protecting them. It's not really protecting him because it.

Jack: Made him have less armor. Or I guess he didn't have armor, so it took away the cushion between him and, like, a sword slash.

Cristina: Why doesn't he just wear normal armor? I don't understand.

Jack: Because he thinks he's a female in video games or something. I don't know.

Cristina: Right. So, okay, let's assume his armor protects him. So then it's just a magic power to bring armor.

Jack: Well, his cat has armor. His cat is safe as anything. Yeah, he clearly doesn't.

Cristina: We have to assume he's as safe as the cat.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Because what is the point? It has to be to protect him like it protects the cat.

Jack: Why? I'm thinking he just gets. Why can't it be that he gets stronger slightly?

Cristina: No, no. I'm now convinced it's just to shield people with armor.

Jack: On the flip side, when he's parking his horse and he asked for the power, he didn't kill all the horses.

Cristina: No. They just are all covered in horse armor.

Jack: Yes, they all just became armored horses. And he's slightly smarter to park his horse. But also the parking got smaller.

Cristina: It did.

Jack: Because now all the horses have armor. Double edged sword.

Cristina: So he did not become smarter if that was his plan.

Jack: Well, he was average IQ before he did it. Maybe he does the I have the.

Cristina: Power thing and then he realizes what mistake he did.

Jack: Yeah, that 3 IQ is like, oh, I probably shouldn't have done this because now this for a fact doesn't fit. I now see how it would have fit. But also now factually it doesn't fit because there's more armor behind me, in front of me. And my horse is also bigger. So it got. Everything got tighter overall. Even if I know how it would.

Cristina: Have fit before, how does this make sense?

Jack: The question is, does he have the power to turn it on and off? Can he do it then turn it off and boom, all the horses lose their armor. And now does he retain the information and he can use at the park, I'm assuming?

Cristina: No.

Jack: So he just loses like if even if he knew, he transforms backwards and boom, it just left him?

Cristina: Yes. No, I guess not. But then like if that. I don't know. It's complicated. Like, what's the difference of him losing his clothes once the magic is away and him losing the memories? I feel like the memories will stay, but the clothes shouldn't. I don't know.

Jack: Like that's weird. Is he just gonna have clothes? Suddenly I get the clothes, like burning off or disappearing or whatever. And then you go about your day as he man. Did he have a name before he man? Whatever.

Cristina: Prince something.

Jack: Right? It has to be, right?

Cristina: Prince Adam, I think I read. Really like that? I don't know.

Jack: Cool. He's a prince though, this prince dude who somehow. What is he? That guy who pulled the sword from the rock?

Cristina: No, that's Arthur.

Jack: Arthur?

Cristina: Arthur.

Jack: Is he like the cartoon version of Prince Arthur?

Cristina: Yes, why not?

Jack: Pulls a sword out and then he's not Prince Arthur, but he's definitely he man. And what the h*** does that mean? It's like Guy dude.

Cristina: I guess he became more of a man. He is.

Jack: He was just Prince, but now he's not just a he. He is also a he who's a man.

Cristina: He wasn't a man before.

Jack: He was a he boy.

Cristina: He boy? Yeah.

Jack: He went from he boy to he man. That's his power.

Cristina: But what makes him more of a man? How? Shirtless, muscular, muscles bigger, make you more man.

Jack: Maybe it makes him braver too. Okay, so before he's like, oh, I'm too scared to park this horse. But then he doesn't. He's like, I'm confident now and I can easily park this horse.

Cristina: I don't know. I need to see this show. I don't know if he's actually any of these things or he's just a normal. Like, there's no difference. If you saw him before the powers and after the powers, there's completely nothing has changed except he's a little more muscular and he has protection.

Jack: And like, who's the bad guy and why?

Cristina: You said a skeleton, dude.

Jack: Yeah, I'm not sure if that's like what he look is. He is like walking, talking skeleton from Skull Mountain. Is it his mountain? Is he like the guardian of the mountain? Or does he wear a skull because he lives in the mountain? Like, is he a skull or is he wearing a skull?

Cristina: If there's magic, he could be a skeleton.

Jack: And he man is just stealing his magic then with the sword that probably belongs to that skeleton?

Cristina: Maybe. Yeah, maybe he stole this sword from him. Who knows, man?

Jack: Is there like an origin as to how the f*** he.

Cristina: Or he took it from the rock? If you think he's like Arthur.

Jack: D***. And then what would the conflict even be? He's the bad guy, Then it's the freaking. The skeleton's trying to get the sword back. Yeah, he's trying to reclaim his property because his powers. I was protecting it for who knows how long. It's too dangerous to fall into the hands of normal people. And then this troll popped up and took it. And now he just has the power to give random armor.

Cristina: I don't know. Maybe he regular villains just want to destroy the world for no reason in those cartoons. So probably.

Jack: So then the argument here would be the guy at Skull Mountain at Grayskull. One of those two names is correct. I know he said Grayskull, but is Skull Mountain called Grayskull?

Cristina: If there maybe there's two different mountains that have skull in the name.

Jack: Like every mountain in this universe is just a giant skull.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And he happened to go to the one with the sword.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or he. No. Or he stole the. Or he took this. He found the sword in one. In Skull Mountain. And then the guy from Grayskull is like, oh, s***, there was a sword. I picked the wrong mountain to be in. That mountain over there had a f****** sword.

Cristina: But he says Grayskull. So the sword should be at Grayskull.

Jack: Power of Grayskull. So Skull Mountain is the other guy's mountain.

Cristina: Yeah, that's right. If there is a Skull Mountain.

Jack: Unless it's the same mountain. Unless Skull Mountain is Grayskull.

Cristina: No, there's a bunch of mountains that are all skulls. Skulls. Yes. Except one is gray.

Jack: Yes. One is gray. And the other one is just a.

Cristina: Bunch of skulls that make up a mountain.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. It's not even really as much a mountain as it is a pile.

Cristina: It's a pile of skulls.

Jack: Gray skull is a mountain. Skull Mountain is a pile of skulls.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the.

Cristina: It's, like, infused with dirt, so it looks kind of mountain like.

Jack: And then the skull guy lives in the Skull Mountain.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because he. He's a sentient skull. Like, there were so many skulls. Kind of like Pokemon.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Something just.

Cristina: There's just a lot. For some reason. Maybe he is a murderer. Maybe these mountains are because he loves to murder.

Jack: He's just making mountains out of human skulls.

Cristina: Yeah. I think there's monsters in this show, Right. He was attacked by a monster. I think we saw.

Jack: Like, we're forgetting the fact that there's powers here.

Cristina: All we know is the power to put shields on people armor and become.

Jack: Slightly more or less gay.

Cristina: Or more buff. Did his cat turn more buff?

Jack: Did his cat turn more buff?

Cristina: Think so. I don't know. Maybe. I think it did change a little.

Jack: Interesting. Okay, this is pulled up again, right? So he does this thing, a bunch of. Is this like lightning or some s***? But he's just. This clothes just rips off. He has like a wing.

Cristina: There's a skull behind him that's like a castle skull thing. Is that the Grayskull Mountain?

Jack: But was he already.

Cristina: He does turn bigger.

Jack: He did grow. Yeah, he grew.

Cristina: He grew.

Jack: He grew. Yeah. That's crazy. He really, really did get bigger.

Cristina: He did.

Jack: Fascinating.

Cristina: That is part of the power.

Jack: And, like, how do we get back to the image of this mountain? Like, there's information without. Without watching this show. We're going to piece it together, man. That's his. His. Hold on, hold on. Put sound on. Bring the sound in.

Cristina: This is a different video.

Jack: Bring the sound in spooky stuff. Oh, don't be silly. I'm not being silly. I'm being careful.

Cristina: And tiger. Scooby Doo.

Jack: All right. If you won't go with me, I know someone who will. Namely Battle Cat. I have a power of Grayskull. Yeah. Oh, that's Grace. But he's not at graysc Skull. Why is he just suddenly a gray skull? And he's just gonna give him confidence. So I was kind of right.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: And now what? Now he sounds like a thug. It's like, yeah, I'm ready G. I'm ready my G. Let's do this.

Cristina: He forced his tiger to transform.

Jack: And it's like tiger didn't even want to. He's like, I'm scared. Don't do this to me. And like, that's not fair. You're just gonna transform me to be confident. And it's like. So he's still scared inside that bigger thing.

Cristina: That's why he's not like, yeah.

Jack: Cuz he's not saying, well, yeah, do the thing. So I'm confident he's saying, oh no, that's not fair.

Cristina: You can't hurt inside of the tiger.

Jack: Yes. He's jackaling. And hide this m***********.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. That's so much worse. That's so horrible.

Jack: So he's kind of the bad guy to some degree at least. In that. In exchange.

Cristina: In that exchange, yes.

Jack: Cuz that tiger was like, come on, bro, you really do this right now.

Cristina: That sucks. That sucks a lot.

Jack: Sucks hard.

Cristina: That tiger is Scooby Doo, though.

Jack: Oh yeah. He was terrified. So he does get more confident. But he man didn't get more confident. In fact, personality wise, absolutely nothing changed.

Cristina: He's probably more confident, but he's already confident. So it's just the boost of.

Jack: So then we're looking at what I was saying.

Cristina: It's like a.

Jack: Like if his confidence stat is 200, then right now he's like 205.

Cristina: Yeah. That has to be it, right?

Jack: Yeah, it's like slightly more. It's like whatever. But it's better than it was.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is not wrong.

Cristina: Yeah. But it has to be even more than we think. Because he turned a coward into someone who's ready to murder.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: So it has to be more than we are thinking.

Jack: But also the cat knows something that we don't. Which is why he was like, not cool. So the cat presumably remains the cat trapped inside the body of this thing that's gonna do everything. In fact, he said, I Know somebody who is willing to go in.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Battle cat.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: A different cat.

Cristina: Yes. Which you said. Jackal and Hyde. Yeah, Jackal and Hyde. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: And he's, like, forcing the other to come out with his he man power Jizzy Magic power.

Cristina: Yeah. So if he does transform into someone else, too, it's probably not that different.

Jack: From himself, which is why we can't tell the difference.

Cristina: Yeah, that's why we can't tell the difference. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Or in his case, it's a tiny little boost of all stats, but in the case of everything else, it's different. The whole other personality comes out. Then again, he has a f****** talking tiger.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, it brings us down to the. Again, he's f****** Scooby Doo, the tiger.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's confusing.

Cristina: And there was a Grayskull Mountain, which.

Jack: He wasn't even at, but then he did the transform. Now we can say that that transformation is just showing us the original place he got the power. Kind of like Sailor Moon. Like, she's not suddenly in space transforming, but, you know, we see it like she is, because that's where it happened or whatever. Or when, like, the Power Rangers transform, they're not, like, you see, they're not, like, in some void of color.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's like, well, I'm the Blue Ranger. I exist in just blueness while I transform.

Cristina: So is the rainbow helping them transform? Are you saying that, like, the thing that's surrounding them is what's the energy? That's.

Jack: No, they just, like, disappear into some. What, the Power Rangers?

Cristina: Yeah. All these examples.

Jack: No, I don't think they're anywhere. I don't think they go anywhere.

Cristina: No, I'm not saying, like, what we're seeing is what's giving them the actual power.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Not that it's there or they're. They're transporting or anything. We're just seeing where the power comes from.

Jack: Could be. That's very fascinating, because in the case of he man, he's at Gray Mountain. Gray Skull.

Cristina: Yeah. And that's giving him the power.

Jack: Yes. So in the case of the Sailor Moon squad of Sailor somethings, they're all in space because they get their powers from space.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: And the Power Rangers are getting their color from a rainbow, apparently.

Cristina: I think so. It makes sense, I guess it's like.

Jack: I'm the Blue Ranger, so I get the power from blue.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Wouldn't that make the Blue Ranger the most powerful one, though?

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because blue is the color that comes through best.

Cristina: Then Red is the weakest.

Jack: Yeah. But red is always a captain.

Cristina: There's something wrong with the Power Rangers.

Jack: Yeah. It should have been the blue one, be the captain, because he's the, like, ultimate.

Cristina: Well, I guess they didn't know about where these powers came from.

Jack: On the flip side, when the White Ranger shows up in the original Power Rangers, he became the captain immediately, which makes a lot of sense. He's pure light without it breaking down. Bam.

Cristina: Is. Is there a black one?

Jack: There is a Black Ranger.

Cristina: Is he also. Would he be super strong or super weak?

Jack: He should. Well, it depends. Right. Because there's the. Black is a controversial thing. 1. Because it's not a color. I'm not sure why it's. That's. Neither is white, to be honest.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But also kind of white. White is. And white isn't a color because white is the collection of every color.

Cristina: Yeah. So it should definitely have the most power.

Jack: Yes. Black is also every color, but it can also be none of them. So black is the lack of color.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But also, if you were to combine almost every color, but not every color, you'd have black sooner than white. When you add that last tiny bit, you get white.

Cristina: Okay, so he should be the second. Stronger.

Jack: He should be the second is the power tier in Power Rangers. Should start at white, go to black, then blue, then blue, then I don't know the rest. Then yellow, then about green.

Cristina: Should it be green, then yellow?

Jack: Yes, it should be green. It should be white, black, blue, green, yellow, pink, red.

Cristina: Yes. That is the rank. The strong.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Power Rangers.

Jack: That is ranking. If they're. If they get their power from the colors that make it through the spectrum. Visible, human. I guess. Eyes.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then in that case, the Red Ranger would be the weakest. There's no way he could be the captain. Unless the captain has to be the weakest because he has the most perspective. And then we're talking. Then we're talking that the Power Rangers are incredibly philosophically.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And it's like the weakest must be the leader because you have the most perspective on struggle and thus you are the most appropriate to lead the rest of the Rangers.

Cristina: But as a character, does he seem to struggle the most?

Jack: He's always the angriest.

Cristina: He's always angry. That's so lame. Like red and anger. Okay. How cliche is the pink one involved with love?

Jack: Yes. She's always f****** the Red Ranger. Oh, of course, we don't get that direct. You know, it's a child's cartoon. Or not even cartoons like A weird live action mess for children. Yes, but like Pink Ranger is like the cheerleader who f**** the jock who's Red Ranger.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And blue is usually a nerd and yellow nerd too. I remember when the yellow was Asian which brought up the question of is she the Yellow Ranger because she's Asian.

Cristina: Have they all been Asian?

Jack: No. It began that the original Yellow Ranger and I'll explain why this is a problem. Red and pink were white people, yellow was Asian. Tell me what color the Black Ranger was.

Cristina: Hispanic.

Jack: No, he was also black, so quite possibly it was originally racist.

Cristina: Are you sure? Yes. Alright. Okay.

Jack: Factually. Okay, here we go. Nice and pulled up.

Cristina: This is all crazy.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: Are you sure is pink really? I don't know.

Jack: Was it Kimberly and Trini? Where's the name Trini? I don't f****** know. Yeah, cuz the next one was Tanya. D***, do I remember them. So it's from left to right here we got Billy, the Blue Ranger. He's the nerd.

Cristina: Billy?

Jack: Yeah, Billy had to be the wackest name then Trini, the Yellow Ranger because she's Asian. Then a good old fashioned red blooded American, Jason.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Jock, sporty guy and he's f****** who? Kimberly, the cheerleader girl who was literally a cheer. She was literally a cheerleader and he was literally a jock.

Cristina: These are adults though.

Jack: They were like in high school or something. Oh, they look like adults.

Cristina: Yeah, they look like adults.

Jack: Yeah, no, they were like in high school or some s***.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: College or something. They were definitely in school.

Cristina: All right. Yeah.

Jack: And then Black Ranger, whose name was Zach because he's got. That's a cool last name. But he's got to be black because he's the Black Ranger and had you. How else do you, you know who's in the suit if he ain't the color of, of the suit?

Cristina: That is so ridiculous. Yes, it's just to make you remember the characters easier.

Jack: Yes. You think Red Ranger, who's inside that? Oh, the red blooded American Black Ranger. Who's in there? Oh, the black guy. Yellow Ranger. Who's in there? Oh, the yellow girl.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Power. Go go power. But I did get in trouble for this actually.

Cristina: And then they had to change it up. Are those the same people? Those are different people. This is a whole different show.

Jack: They are. No, that's the same exact show. That's the same team. Except they stopped the Black Ranger from being a black guy and they made him like this Asian looking dude and they stopped the Yellow Ranger from being an Asian and made Her. The black girl. So they kind of swapped it so they can still have a black person and an Asian but be less racist about it.

Cristina: They fixed the problem.

Jack: They fixed the problem by swamping their races.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: But like, everybody else is still the same. All the other characters are still the same characters. It's just the racist ones that changed.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: They were literally just addressing that problem.

Cristina: Yeah. That's so. It's horrible. It's all horrible.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's so horrible. Oh my gosh. Why didn't they just get rid of all of them? I don't.

Jack: Because it was too obvious. Right.

Cristina: So wrong.

Jack: Just make it so that somehow we all gotta leave and now it's less racist because we're all not racially associated with a color.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But no, they clearly obviously knew the problem was we're kind of racist.

Cristina: So we'll fire the only two different people and hire two new different people.

Jack: They straight out fired the Asian and the black for their mistake.

Cristina: Yes. Instead of like, maybe keep them but arrange them differently.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Maybe fire some black. I mean, some of the white people and you know, hire some.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: Other things.

Jack: Just an Asian and the black have to be executed for another Asian and black. This is America. Don't catch you slipping up. And they were caught slipping up. Not that it was their slip up, but they were in the middle of a slip up.

Cristina: Yeah. Wow.

Jack: They should have been like, I don't want to be the Black Ranger cuz I'm black. That's racist. It's his fault.

Cristina: It's his fault.

Jack: It's his fault for taking the job. He should have been more woke. I guess this is before Wokeness happened.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: But he got what he deserved for taking the role. I should cancel him.

Cristina: What?

Jack: We should bring an entire movement and cancel the guy who played Zack for feeding into the stereotype. Same thing with the girl who played Trini. She needs to also be fired from life because. Because she took a role that was racist.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're canceling people because of their past, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Even if it was normal and okay.

Cristina: Back then, they had nothing to do with those decisions.

Jack: They picked the cat. They said, yes, I'll do it. They said, yes, I'll do it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So they're just as guilty for creating these racist characters.

Cristina: So awful. Yeah.

Jack: When are we gonna cancel Power Rangers?

Cristina: We can't now. Wait. We're gonna cancel the whole thing?

Jack: Yeah, all of it. All the old stuff has to be taken down off of shelves. But like, here's the problem here's problems. Okay, so we know that whatever they're getting the colors from rainbows or whatever. You know what? You know what? Let's find a transformation. So we're gonna pull this up right here. I want to see. I want to see what it looks like. It's Morphin Time. Oh, because they're getting the power from the little thingy they're holding, Right? So we see the thingy they're holding even if they're not, like, existing inside of it. And they got a dance. Because they get their powers from dance as well.

Cristina: No, but there was lightning or something happening.

Jack: And you know what's interesting? You know what is really f****** interesting? Flash also gets his power from some sort of lightning field.

Cristina: He does?

Jack: Yes. The Speed Force looks like lightning.

Cristina: It does look like lightning. Okay, makes sense.

Jack: Okay, okay. There's a. There's a pattern forming here. Let's find out.

Cristina: Powers come from lightning.

Jack: Let's find out what it looks like when the sailor girls transform. Now we find out if they have lightning here too. She's gonna just be eating cheesecake, bro. Necessary for transform.

Cristina: They're having a whole speech before this transformation.

Jack: Maybe it's part of the transformation.

Cristina: Can you wash them?

Jack: Maybe that Kagome. They have a little doohickey, right?

Cristina: Just like Power Rangers.

Jack: Tell me. There's lightning, bro.

Cristina: There's lights, there's sparkles, stars, bubbles.

Jack: They got wands in their nails.

Cristina: They have specific colors too. Like Power Rangers.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: See, green.

Jack: Are colors really a source of power, I'm assuming?

Cristina: Yes. The power. The rainbow is the most powerful thing you can get powers from. Who knew?

Jack: So, like, catching a rainbow isn't even about the gold.

Cristina: But now they're in. What is this?

Jack: This is some void of, like, energy.

Cristina: It's not space. It's energy. Okay.

Jack: Did she become bubbles? And what, she's gonna turn to fire, right? Is that what I'm supposed to believe?

Cristina: Fire? Around her, these transformations are long.

Jack: It's like a good half of the episode. She literally has lightning, though. But it doesn't fit because the others didn't have lightning.

Cristina: I think they all have different things.

Jack: Their elements.

Cristina: Yeah. So first their nails change color, and then the elements. The elements First.

Jack: They're. Yeah. First nails and colors. How many of these girls are there?

Cristina: Five, six. A lot like the Power Rangers.

Jack: Wow. This.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Oh, my God.

Cristina: These. Those are the extra girls, right? Like, they're not the. From the main team. Two of them.

Jack: Wait, we just saw other people transform.

Cristina: Yeah, they're like Extra sailor girls? Oh, no. They are the same girls. Okay. There's just five girls.

Jack: Interesting. That's crazy.

Cristina: There's not much difference, is there?

Jack: Except the lack of lightning.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There wasn't lightning across the board.

Cristina: No, it's whatever element.

Jack: But then. Okay, so we have some patterns here. We have. He man had definitely some sort of lightning thing going on.

Cristina: And a gray skull, then.

Jack: A gray skull. Yeah, but the Power Rangers had lightning.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And color. The sailor girls had colors, but not lightning. No, there's a rhythm. Some. Some of these. There's. There's some collective force that everybody's getting their powers from.

Cristina: Yes. I think.

Jack: I think every power that exists comes.

Cristina: From the same thing that's transforming these people.

Jack: Yes. If you transform, there's one source doing it.

Cristina: No way.

Jack: And I think there's crossing lines enough that we can probably zone in on what it is. And I can tell you one specific reason why. Although he man has lightning but not color, and the sailor girls have color but not lightning. What is lightning if not light?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is just a pure plasma version of color.

Cristina: Yeah. So it's all the colors.

Jack: It's all the colors.

Cristina: Huh? He has all the colors because he's one. Yeah.

Jack: He doesn't need it divided. Yes, but because the sailor girls aren't one and they need to work together.

Cristina: But he works with the tiger.

Jack: No, he uses the tiger. There's a difference. Oh, he has the power.

Cristina: Yeah, he does. Okay.

Jack: He has the power and he can use the power.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: While the sailor girls are working together. Working together. They like the Power Rangers. Like the Power Rangers. And we see that there is lightning giving them. And then boom. The color. The lightning gave him the color.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're just not seeing the lightning in the part of the sailor girls. Everybody's getting their powers from light.

Cristina: Yes, they are.

Jack: They are?

Cristina: Yep. Wow. So you think they're really all getting this energy from the same place?

Jack: Yes. The Speed Force.

Cristina: Why the Speed Force? I don't understand.

Jack: Well, it's not. Maybe not necessarily the Speed Force purely. But there's like. The Speed Force is also. I mean, I guess it's not transforming anybody, but it's a source of power. That is light.

Cristina: That is light. Okay, but you think when the Flash gets.

Jack: Flash doesn't transform? No.

Cristina: Yeah, he doesn't transform. But somehow the Speed Force is causing other people to transform?

Jack: Yes. I think it's not just transformation, maybe. But all the good guys get their power from the same place. And all the people from the dark side of the Force as well. Because they got the power lightning thing.

Cristina: What? Bad guys in Star Wars.

Jack: But they got, like, the evil, like, the death lightning thing that they do.

Cristina: Okay. Yes, yes. They have the really weak red one.

Jack: Interesting. Because colors affect that too. They have the whack red light, but then they have, like, force lightning.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they sacrifice the power of their lightsaber for other taboo abilities with the same energy. While the Jedi, known for using the lightsaber specifically. That's what they're known for.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Their focus is on it. So they have, like, the bright colored ones because they're putting their energy into being swordsmen.

Cristina: All right, this is so weird. Okay, so you're saying they're using the same energy source, but then we have another problem. What?

Jack: The bad guys, they're also using the power.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So all power comes from light. Another example of this is Superman recharges with sunlight. The yellow sun gives him his power.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's literally getting pure light to recover.

Cristina: But from the sun.

Jack: From the sun. Pure. Just pure light.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the closer he is that he goes to space to recover faster.

Cristina: But that's not from the same place that everyone else is. If you think they're all getting it from.

Jack: Well, they're getting it from light.

Cristina: Oh, just light.

Jack: Yeah. The Speed Force is part of whatever light source.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Seems to exist in the universe because everybody in Star wars is also in a galaxy far, far away.

Cristina: So they're somehow using the light combined with items usually like he man has a sword. The Power Rangers have badges.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Sailor Moon characters have wands.

Jack: Have wands. Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: They have channeling tools.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They have a way to focus the energy.

Cristina: Yes. In the Star Wars. Yeah.

Jack: Okay, interesting.

Cristina: Except for Superman. He doesn't have anything. He just uses. He just somehow absorbs.

Jack: He's become the tool. That's what makes him overpowered. He somehow figured out how to be the channeling thing himself.

Cristina: And that's why he probably has unlimited powers.

Jack: Yes. Because he can filter it through him. He doesn't need some other thing that he has that can contain only a limited amount.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If he burns through some of it, it's immediately replenished because there's infinite light everywhere.

Cristina: But we don't see him transform. Is it because it's always on?

Jack: We don't see the people from Star wars transform either.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: I don't think it's always transformation. I think the source of power.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now you can use the source of power to transform. And some people Do?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But not everybody does.

Cristina: No. It's so weird. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: Now, interesting enough, the Transformers are, like, sentient robot things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Their power is literally transforming into vehicles and s***. Do they also use this sort of power?

Cristina: There's no way.

Jack: Organize a battle unit. We're going after them, man. Like, the origin of this s***'s crazy. They gotta, like, say their name.

Cristina: Well, he wants them to transform in order of the. What? He's saying.

Jack: Oh, God.

Cristina: It's important. But their transformation is pretty magical in that there is no.

Jack: Yeah, it's, like, so pure.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's no, like, outside influence on their transformation. See, this is. So what we're saying is, because they're machines, they don't have access to this power that exists pretty much just for biological life forms. They're not biological, although they're life forms. They are mechanical life forms.

Cristina: Not the same.

Jack: Yeah, they're somehow, like, synthetic to some degree, so they don't have access to it. It seems like the human element allows us to access this pure energy.

Cristina: So strange. I don't get how cars. Are they on a different planet, transforming. When they were on their planet, they were transforming already.

Jack: That's weird, right? When they were on their own planet, were they transforming into cars? Like, are they. The. Like, cars were invented because humans saw Transformers as well. That's what we're finding out, right? Like, trucks weren't a thing before. Somebody saw a truck, etched it on a f****** wall somewhere, and then a million years later, somebody saw, like, let's f****** make that thing. Yes, but they just saw the f****** Autobots or some s***, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Well, no, that's actually wrong.

Cristina: That's wrong.

Jack: That's wrong. Because there was a time that they would turn into animals.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. Okay. Transformers, Beast Wars.

Cristina: Ew.

Jack: Giant spider thing. So this is in the prehistoric times.

Cristina: That's a cheetah. That's not prehistoric.

Jack: I don't. I don't know what the f***. Like, it's a giant bug. That's prehistoric.

Cristina: A rhino?

Jack: Yeah. But these transformations have no electricity.

Cristina: No.

Jack: They are really just these robots. But see, this kind of proves that they're just. They were transforming into whatever was in.

Cristina: The area before these things in the area. Is there actual animals there? Or are they just transforming into things that we see?

Jack: I don't know if there was anything else in that world.

Cristina: What if that's their imagination? They're creating these things that are super similar to what. What's been on our world for some reason.

Jack: That's weird.

Cristina: But this is Just imagination.

Jack: That's so complicated. For a couple of reasons. Because then we have to assume that even if they're on their planet somewhere far away from us at all times, they're somehow connected to what's actively happening on planet Earth.

Cristina: Even if they've never seen it. Anything.

Jack: Yeah, there's dinosaurs out here, okay. They can turn into f****** dinosaurs for that time. So they have some integral connection to what's happening on Earth. So the argument would be we don't see them transform using the energy because they're literally made of the energy and that's how they're connected actively to what's happening.

Cristina: But is Superman made of the energy?

Jack: No, Superman's channeling the energy. That's why he has to go up and recharge.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're not, they just have powers for.

Cristina: Whatever f****** reason they're made of.

Jack: Made of the energy.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: And so they're always connected. And so whatever's happening on Earth, us, the people who need channeling of energy, they. Some. They're connected to the Force. They can. They know they are the thing.

Cristina: But the Force is somehow connected to us though.

Jack: Well, the Force is the energy. It's just a name for that energy.

Cristina: The energy of Earth, of the universe. The universe. Okay.

Jack: They're not on Earth. And also the people who are using the Force aren't on Earth either. They're in a galaxy far, far away.

Cristina: They just pick things that are here. But maybe there are versions that they could turn into things that are not here but somewhere else. You know, like maybe there's plants on Superman's home planet that they could turn into, even though they've never been there either.

Jack: Like, interesting. I guess I would explain why there would be both a rhino and a pterodactyl.

Cristina: Yeah. Has nothing to do with Earth. It could be like maybe the rhinos from here, but the pterodactyls from another planet that has dinosaurs right now for.

Jack: Some reason, or through any point in time as well. Because you're connected to this force that exists always.

Cristina: Yes. It could be anytime too.

Jack: So rhinos and pterodactyls from Earth, even if it's from totally different times.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So d***. Is there anything else that uses the electricity then? We know if you're robotic and somehow sentient, you are like part of the energy. The energy's within you. It's what's powering you.

Cristina: You don't know any other transformers?

Jack: Anything that transforms? Somebody who has ability to transform into some other s***. Interesting. Okay, here's a weird one. Yu. Yu. Hakusho.

Cristina: There's transforming there.

Jack: There's a specific character. Kuramu Kakamaru, the f****** red haired guy who turns into this like white haired wolf thing.

Cristina: I don't remember him turning into a wolf thing.

Jack: Yes, but maybe he definitely does. I just don't remember if he has lightning associated with it. Yes. Now let's see. Let's see. Yes. Okay, that doesn't seem right at all. But let's see. Okay, what are we seeing? It's like smoke. It is like lightning.

Cristina: It is like.

Jack: It is like lightning. Lightning.

Cristina: It's like fire, but it's white like lightning.

Jack: Literally, lightning in the clouds.

Cristina: You saw that? Okay.

Jack: Holy.

Cristina: And then his hair is different. No.

Jack: Oh my God. No way, bro.

Cristina: I think it's always lightning. Like every transformation is the same thing, but they all look the same when.

Jack: Dragon Ball Z. Yeah, yeah. I think it's always lightning. Yeah, to the point that the stronger you are, you literally at some point just have lightning surging around you. There we go.

Cristina: There was some lightning. There was some lightning.

Jack: There's lightning. Oh, yes.

Cristina: Oh, there's some lightning on.

Jack: Pure light and lightning.

Cristina: Both of them.

Jack: Both Vegeta and Goku.

Cristina: One of them's dead though.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: You can still use this power while dead.

Jack: Because it doesn't matter. You don't have to be on. It's universal. It's anywhere you are at any moment, at any state, this energy exists.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Fascinating. This is very, very fascinating. So we know every transformation. Actually, any use of power involves some sort of plasmic or light based source.

Cristina: Yes. All from the same source.

Jack: All from the same source. There's some sort of universal thing that everybody's tuning into, meaning one way or another, everything exists in the same universe.

Cristina: What?

Jack: I mean, it's possible they're all using the same energy. We could chalk it off to alternate universe or not. It exists in the same multiverse, then, because we have different universes with different Earths.

Cristina: Yes, that's exactly it.

Jack: But the power that exists transcends the concept of a singular universe because it's shared equally. Meaning the power exists in the multiverse.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, which makes sense. Even with Flash's power, isn't that in the multiverse too?

Jack: Yes, because he can travel to different universes using it. And he can travel to different periods of time of any universe using it.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. The. What's it called again?

Jack: The Speed Force. The Speed Force, which in Star wars is just called the Force.

Cristina: The Force The Speed Force and the Force are the same thing.

Jack: Yes. It's the universal energy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So I'm not even gonna call it the Speed Force anymore. It's the universal energy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Well, actually, it's the multiversal energy.

Cristina: Multiverse energy.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: That you could actually travel through, but you can also use.

Jack: But also channel it through an object yourself. You can use it as a weapon. You can travel through it. It is God.

Cristina: Wow. Yes, it is God.

Jack: It is within everything, within everyone. You just have to learn how to use it or learn to channel it properly.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: The universal energy is God.

Cristina: It has to be right.

Jack: It has to be. It's not thinking. Although they would tell you the opposite in Flash, because the Speed Force does have a mind of its own.

Cristina: It does care about things. It doesn't like to be used inappropriately.

Jack: Yes. Which brings up an interesting point. People who use powers incorrectly tend to be corrupted by them.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: So maybe kind of applies whether or not we're talking about.

Cristina: It's still a God, though. It's just. It doesn't have. You could be bad and use it. You just can't abuse it.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Like, that's all that it sees as wrong.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: But it doesn't really care what you do. Yeah.

Jack: Morally speaking, it doesn't give a s***.

Cristina: Yeah. Just don't use it inappropriately to it.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yes. Whatever that means.

Jack: Yeah. Don't abuse God.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You can use God for whatever you want.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But don't abuse God.

Cristina: Yes. Whoa.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: So going back to he man.

Cristina: Is.

Jack: He man abusing God? No. Because he's using tiny little doses.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't think so. He abused his friend, definitely. But that wasn't abuse of power. It was just abuse of animal.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Because he's not abusing God, AKA the multiverse energy.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe if you attacked everyone with the light, then it'd be inappropriate. I don't know.

Jack: Well, no, I guess it would be using the light in a sort of a wasteful way.

Cristina: In a wasteful way, yes.

Jack: If you think of Flash's interpretation of it, the. The energy thought it was being misused when he was consistently using it for selfish reasons, trying to alter time. And when the Reverse Flash also started abusing it, that the Reverse Flash literally had to stop using that energy and come up with his own version of the Speed Force.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: So because he was being purely selfish, instead of using it to accomplish simple tasks or something, it was being considered abuse.

Cristina: Yeah. And In Star wars, how does it turn dark?

Jack: Well, you start using it for. It's weird because not everybody gets corrupted. Some people just like doing bad things, but some people do get corrupted by it. I'm not sure where the line is though.

Cristina: What do you have examples?

Jack: Yes. Count Dooku is a very reasonable, clear minded guy who is trained by Yoda.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: He doesn't seem to have been swallowed alive by the Force. He's clear minded. He just. Yes. He just supports the bad side, but he's clear minded.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While the Sith Lord seems f****** gone.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like he's not there at all. He's being manipulated by this evil energy, but he's also like corrupted and weird.

Cristina: Yeah. I feel like the Force, though, is damaging him. Like he used it so much that it's also abusing him. That's what's happening.

Jack: That's what they mean by abuse. Don't get addicted to the Force, just.

Cristina: Like the evil Flash guy. Oh my.

Jack: Yes. There's a. There's a rhythm here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Don't get addicted to it and keep using it over and over and over and over and over and over. He man uses it to achieve a purpose and then doesn't just hang out using it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: When there's a purpose, when there's a reason, then I use it.

Cristina: And Goku, even though it's unlimited and he keeps going up, there's a rhythm to him also using. He hasn't jumped up or anything. He's like working his body to be comfortable with it.

Jack: His body adapting.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's not like drugs. He trains to be able to withstand it.

Cristina: Yes. Which no one else does.

Jack: Yes. While in the case of Vegeta, he literally gets corrupted sometimes because he's not using it. He's not like just training his way up sometimes. He just wants the power.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So he can't handle it all the time.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh my God.

Jack: Interesting. So don't get addicted to the Force is the ultimate lesson. Use it carefully, with moderation.

Cristina: Yes. And still you can. You can do whatever you want with it.

Jack: You could seemingly do whatever, but it needs to be. You have to be able to control it. There you go. It's hard to control. And if you're using it without being able to control it, that counts as abuse.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What now? I guess that tosses out the window whether he man is good or bad because it ultimately doesn't matter.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Like morally speaking, the multiverse energy doesn't give a s***.

Cristina: Not at all.

Jack: Because he man is using it in moderation yeah. And that's what matters. And he's turning his cat into a f****** other thing. But his cat can handle it too.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is why it doesn't matter.

Cristina: Even.

Jack: If the cat hates it and he's being Mr. Jackal and Dr. Hyde or.

Cristina: Mr. Hyde and Dr. Jack hate it because it is killing him.

Jack: Then does that is the cat who's gonna get punished or is it he man?

Cristina: Yeah. What if it's the cat that's getting punished every time he does that?

Jack: Interesting. Because he man isn't like he can control it.

Cristina: He's fine. He's fine because he's doing it when he's ready. This cat's being forced.

Jack: This cat's being foreign.

Cristina: So like, maybe some years are getting off his life or whatever.

Jack: That's like.

Cristina: We don't know. This might be multiple reasons why this cat hates it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His life is getting shortened. Or he's slowly becoming evil and he doesn't like the bad thoughts he's having or something.

Cristina: Yes. Yep.

Jack: He man.

Cristina: But when it comes to the Power Rangers, do the villains also use this power or is it just the Power Rangers?

Jack: The villains do. In fact, they all have this weird lightning ability when they're showing up or some s*** like that.

Cristina: Do they also transport?

Jack: Yes. Holy s***. And they also use f****** lightning to get bigger and s***. Yeah, they get hit by lightning or something.

Cristina: Do they sometimes corrupt?

Jack: They're always corrupted.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: In fact, the only people who aren't. If we just think of the original Power Rangers, it's that lady Rita and her husband.

Cristina: These are.

Jack: They can learn how to control it, but they're forcing this power on other s*** that goes berserk.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. Yes.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: They force their minions to have the power, but the minions aren't ready.

Jack: They're not ready.

Cristina: So then. Yeah. Whoa.

Jack: Whoa.

Cristina: Wow. We found the connection.

Jack: Yeah. We connected everything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Wow. That's kind of crazy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's kind of amazing.

Cristina: Mm. Did you think you were gonna connect all this?

Jack: H*** no. But I also didn't realize that there was such a pattern of electricity and like the sort of plasmic energy that exists not just in our universe, but in all universes within the multiverse.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's crazy.

Cristina: That is crazy. I'm guessing the Transformers can ever corrupt because they are. So they're always ready for whatever they do.

Jack: Yes, yes. Yes. That's why there's not like somebody losing their f****** mind. They're just in disagreement.

Cristina: Yeah. Whoa.

Jack: Interesting. Anyways, we're running out of time. But holy. I. The last thing I expected was to discover that there is a multiverse energy that exists within all of us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That God is just a light. It's. It's a for. Yeah, it's a Force.

Cristina: But you don't want to call him the speed of Force. You want to call him the universal power. No. Energy.

Jack: Multiverse Force. That's what we'll call him.

Cristina: The Multiverse Force.

Jack: Yes. The Multiverse Force.

Cristina: That's not a catchy name, though.

Jack: It's not a catchy name, though. There needs. Because speed Force feels right.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so does the Force. Those feel good. Yeah, I guess the Force is pretty sweet. That's okay. Well, they treat it like God.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It is religion to them.

Cristina: Okay, we'll call it the Force.

Jack: So. Okay. The Force is connected everywhere. Everything. Everything is connected by the Force.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Wow. I'd say. Look, I'd say you guys can find other episodes where we talk about this the way I usually do, but, like, there's. There's f****** not. Like, this is the first time this s*** has ever crossed my mind, period.

Cristina: Yeah. But we have talked about cartoons.

Jack: Oh, yeah. We literally have an episode in which we're talking about how Scooby Doo became Scooby Doo. If you want some cartoons in your life, is that the only cartoon we've talked about?

Cristina: We talked about Pokemon.

Jack: Oh, yeah, we talked about Pokemon as well. This. Whatever. There's some cartoons in there. There's probably. There's literally a s*** ton of episodes about. What is it? Morphers? Not Morphers.

Cristina: Transformers.

Jack: No, Transformers.

Cristina: Shapeshifters.

Jack: Shapeshifters.

Cristina: Oh, we have a bunch of shape shifting.

Jack: So many episodes.

Cristina: We also talk about what God could be. That's quite a few episodes.

Jack: Well, if we nailed it now. But yeah, there were a bunch of theorized episodes of what God could be.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: So you guys can go check all of that stuff out at the official website, greatthoughts.info@apple, Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate, and review.

Cristina: The show and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is incredibly powerful. And apparently you do have the power. You do literally have the power within you.

Cristina: You just have to.

Jack: He man was right. You just have to learn how to use it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And not abuse it. Be kind to your fellow man and tell him, with my power, I Will introduce this to you and you will learn how to use your power to introduce it to somebody else. And the good word will spread.

Cristina: Yeah, don't be like he man. And forcing it on to someone.

Jack: Nah, nah, don't do that. That's bad. Be like a good Samaritan, not like he man.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: By.

Cristina: Like, we didn't need the robe.

Jack: We don't need the rope. It's crazy, bro, but so many weird traditions to hold. Put your hand on the Bible. What if you're a f****** atheist? This is an easy one for you. You could totally lie under oath. Oath doesn't mean s*** because it's an oath to God who you already think is a f****** mythical.

Cristina: Is it really an oath to God still? They haven't changed that. They need to update that. What if liars. But you. If you lie though, you're gonna get in trouble. You can't just say, oh, but I was. I'm an atheist. So it didn't mean anything to me.

Jack: Well, no, here's. It's not. That's not how it works. The way it works is that they make you put your hand on the Bible and make the oath, swearing to God that you're not gonna lie. Their assumption is if they fear God, they won't lie. You're gonna get in trouble whether or not you believe in God and you lied and you get caught for lying. But they're hoping that you believe in God enough to not lie with your hand on the. After you put your hand on the Bible and swear to God, you wouldn't lie. Okay, but if you don't believe in God, that part of it means f****** nothing.

Cristina: No.

Jack: You just did some s*** that made them feel good.

Cristina: Yes. And made you feel awkward.

Jack: I guess if it makes you feel awkward to put your hand on the Bible. But at that point, maybe the Bible is doing what it's supposed to be doing and you're some sort of like, creature. You didn't even know you were a creature.

Cristina: I've never seen a Bible. You're like, what is this? Why do I have to do this?

Jack: That's crazy. If you live under a rock like that. The crazy rock to live on there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To just have never seen a Bible before. But there are so many weird f****** traditions, man. It's really odd how a courtroom works.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and Published by GreatThoughts.in Fox, art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 134: The Two Religions

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Which has more answers for the mysteries of nature? Theology or Science? How different are these two belief systems? How identical are they? In this episode the duo breaks down the similarities and differences of Earth’s two greatest rivals for understanding the mysteries of nature. Theology and Science ad discussed as powerful religions.

Rambling 134: The Two Religions

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Topics Discussed: The Scientific Method Atomic Theory Science vs Theology Objective vs Subjective Neil deGrasse Tyson Quantum Computer Morality Universe Jello Catholic Church Allegations

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So if you need to get somebody to listen to this show, be sure to make them.

Cristina: Make them.

Jack: It's always. Look, this show always begins on the woke truth, which is you. You have the obligation to force people. You're obligated for justice. For justice. To force people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: To do what we're telling you to do, which is make them listen to the show. It's an obligation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You don't know what kind of danger you're potentially in if you don't.

Cristina: Wait, they're in danger?

Jack: Yeah. The people we're talking to are in danger. They have to make other people listen.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Gotta run out into the show.

Cristina: I thought only the person that they're making listen was in danger, not realizing, like, oh, we're actually making the people do it. Like, they're not just.

Jack: Oh, no, they don't.

Cristina: Doing it for fun to.

Jack: Pretty sure. In the past, I've established that I will put their children in danger.

Cristina: Yes, Yes. I forgot about that. I don't know why I forget about that. It makes perfect sense that the person listening is also like, why would you.

Jack: Do what we're saying?

Cristina: I don't know. Because they're trolls. I don't know. They.

Jack: Look, there are some trolls out there who are just like, let's do this.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I think. That's how I feel like most of the listeners are.

Jack: I mean, like, let's be real. A huge, like, by vast majority. Like, I feel sorry for somebody who stumbled into this and isn't a f****** troll. They're over here. Like, we're about to get educated and it's like, sure, sure, sure. I mean, look, we're not gonna tell you something that's not true.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But we're also not gonna tell you something that's not false.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's.

Cristina: It's in there. It's in there. It's a little bit. Yeah.

Jack: But look, okay, okay. Let's be real. Right? Talking about real and fake and false and all this bullshit. Okay. What's let's. It's use a scientific method, right? You could prove. You could prove. What we're telling you is that it's dangerous or whatever. F***.

Cristina: I don't know. Because people say they use the scientific method to prove that the Earth is flat. And I don't believe it.

Jack: See, this is a weird argument because there's two things happening there. Some people think they can use science to prove the Earth is flat, which is in itself a little bit dumb, considering.

Cristina: I'm not sure if they know what the science. Scientific method is, though.

Jack: Yeah, they definitely don't because they are confused about the replication part of the pro of the whole program. Like, if I came to the conclusion, the whole other half, they're missing the. I did it and got this result. It's okay. Repeat it and get the result and then let somebody else repeat it and get the same result. They're missing that part. They're like, no, I got it the first try. I got it. I don't need any more proof. I understand. And it's like, this is science. This. Yeah, I'm sciencing, okay? And it's like, all right, bro, come on. But it's like, oh, some people also believe the f****** science is fake. And they use that to prove the Earth is flat. Like, all the science is wrong. Thus the Earth cannot be browned.

Cristina: So the scientists are wrong. I mean, they're not using the scientific method or there's something wrong with the scientific method.

Jack: God, that's so sort of the scientific method. It's not that something is inherently wrong with the scientific method. It's that it's not as right as they claim. They pretend that the scientific method is infallible, but everything is a theory because nothing has been proven. You just have overwhelming evidence for certain things, and you claim that to be as close a truth as you get. For example, the atomic theory. There are atoms. We behave and like the probabilities are in the favor of atoms by vast majority. We've built science around the concept that there are atoms. Technology relying on the idea that there are atoms. Also. We have no way to prove there's an atom. There's just not a thing we can do.

Cristina: We can't see them.

Jack: No, we're touching something, behaving in some way. We're not exactly a million percent sure.

Cristina: We're like seeing his shadow or something.

Jack: We're seeing data.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And not even all of it. That's why we keep finding s*** inside of a f****** atom.

Cristina: In an atom.

Jack: Yeah. We discover s*** about atoms all the time.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: If we're looking at atoms, that's where it gets shaky. Yes, because, like, what the f*** are we looking at?

Cristina: Mm. So then the scientific method is not the way to go.

Jack: It's the best method we have. It's better than religion, at least for the purposes we're using it for. Okay, fair enough. That's wrong. That's wrong. Although the statement that I followed it with, the purpose we're using it for, that statement corrected what I was saying. But ultimately it's about as useful as religion.

Cristina: It's as useful in what way?

Jack: Well, science leans into understanding the objective things that both you and I experience. That's very objective. We can both see a table in front of us and say, this is a table. You're saying table. I'm saying table. Okay. The table exists within the objective reality. Yes, but there are things you feel that nobody but you feels. They can try to explain what they're feeling, but you can't feel it too. Yeah, maybe it's the same. It might sound like the words you'd use. But also we're limited by our language, so maybe you just land on those words because you're the closest. Yes, but they're wrong.

Cristina: And you're saying religion is like that.

Jack: Religion is like that. Religion is aiming to explain the subjective world.

Cristina: Subjective world, yes.

Jack: While science purely, purely, purely aims at the objective things that we can all see and replicate. You cannot replicate something subjective. It's a personal experience. Yes, but you can.

Cristina: But the Bible is trying to explain that sort of.

Jack: The idea of theology in general is to explain that. Sure. There's some cross pollination. Right. So you end up with, like, morality inside of science, the concept of morality, what's right and what's objectively right and what's objectively wrong.

Cristina: Yeah, we.

Jack: It's loosely philosophical science. Like if we gave you a thought experiment and ran you through these things, is this right? Is this wrong? Could we put somebody else through the test? Like, you're using the scientific method to work with psychology.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And philosophy. But in. In religion, you're dealing with a completely different monster, which you're trying to reflect on what's inside of you. But there's the same cross pollination of. Well, we can try to tell you why the earth is at all, why we exist or what. Like, you know, there's that problem that exists in both. They're not really necessarily being used for what they're being used for. Yeah, they need. They want to explain everything. Both things but you can't.

Cristina: But why do they want to explain everything?

Jack: Because they're both religion and it's more about collecting the largest following than it is about being practical and useful. That's the same reason that scientists don't have the language to convey the information to the common person. Scientists are kind of f****** stupid. We think of scientists. Oh, they're so smart. A scientist is no smarter than a teacher who's a master at teaching than a construction worker who's a master at construction. They just happen to be in chemistry. So they're great at f****** chemistry. Or in physics. Or great at physics.

Cristina: But that doesn't mean they're good at teaching.

Jack: Yeah, that doesn't mean that they're good at teaching. They're just good at their thing. They're smart, not intelligent.

Cristina: People confuse those two.

Jack: Confuse those two s****. Too often people think intelligence collected. No, that's how fast you use information. That's how flexible you are with information. Most scientists, like theologists, are just smart in that one area.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they're ignorant to every other thing. Why is the joke? The scientists are extremely awkward people. It's because they have no social skills. They're not like interpersonally intelligent.

Cristina: Unless you count the few that are popular now.

Jack: Like Neil is not interpersonally intelligent. He is kind of rude. A bit aggressive, stubborn and rigid comedians for. Yes.

Cristina: Never mind. He has a shortcut.

Jack: He has buffers. Yes, he has buffers.

Cristina: He needs.

Jack: Oh, so like Neil is an intelligent guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He is not just smart, he's intelligent. The problem is he's stubborn and heavily ignorant. So he'll use the information he has in clever, clever ways to just create a loop of confirmation bias rather than allowing other information into his thing. Yeah, he's just very, very. To him it's a religion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Neil worships the science. He knows.

Cristina: Yes. Cuz well, to him he knows him.

Jack: He knows. He knows how the universe came to be. He knows what? And if the question seems to not fit, which we've heard many times, he'll say it's irrelevant. That question itself is flawed because it holds no meaning. It's like there's no such thing as a meaningless question, bro. He does not study Alan Watts.

Cristina: No.

Jack: He does not understand the true granular nature.

Cristina: What kind of intelligence or smarts is Alan Watts?

Jack: He's entirely about teaching. He's like Einstein. It was all just like he was really good at communication. He's a communication intellect or smarts. He's got communication smarts and he has interpersonal smarts that they can do very good at communicating their ideas and making it accessible to the commoner. That's the whole point of the theory of relativity. Very, very. Or not the book. Relativity. It's very, very visual dialogue. The whole point is a train is doing this and this is happening and it's going this fast and you're witnessing this as it's happening. And like you'll have the numbers. It's on the page also. You can f****** ignore it because the visual he's giving you is the numbers.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: Yeah, it makes just as much sense.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: He was a scientist who studied science and used other methods to teach, not just science. Neil is just a scientist and doesn't know s*** else. He's all the blind spots in the world.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Only science. Just science. Nothing but science. You threw him in a random place. He starves to death. He has no idea how to survive. Because science is the. And specific science is astrophysics. The end.

Cristina: Yeah. That's not good.

Jack: That's all he's got.

Cristina: Deserted island.

Jack: Yeah. He's f*****. We look at space. Oh. Something's gonna. At that point he collapses into religion.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Which is the other side of this. Because religion also has the same problem. Religion is trying to force crap down people's throats and also fails at explaining things in a way that makes it more accessible.

Cristina: I don't understand why they want to try to explain everything with religion though.

Jack: Why are you trying to explain everything with science?

Cristina: Okay. I guess it's both the same thing. Why does everything.

Jack: I don't know. They just want to do that. But I mean they're both the same. I guess the.

Cristina: So it's just like. We just will need an explanation no matter what we're using. We just. We just need everything solved. There can't be no mystery.

Jack: Yes. Yes.

Cristina: Because then that's danger.

Jack: And I guess that's ultimately where both science and theology come in.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because they're both trying to answer the questions. All of them. They're both trying to answer all the questions. They're so scared of having unanswered questions.

Cristina: Yeah. Because that could be something dangerous there. I guess. I don't know. Like what's gonna happen if we don't know?

Jack: Alright. Let's say we. We go in and we do some science and we find out in 15 years Earth is going to be hit by another planet that's gonna enter our system. Stray.

Cristina: Cool.

Jack: Okay. What are we doing? We don't have the technology to get ever. It's f*****. It's done. Technology, Nothing's happening. We're f***** up.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Well, we move to Mars. Doesn't matter. Two planets collapsing next to each other, crashing into one another. That close in proximity, the debris is gonna fly out and destroy Mars. It's crazy.

Cristina: So then what do we do?

Jack: We're all dead. It's the end of the human race.

Cristina: Okay. That's because we needed to know though.

Jack: Yeah. We found out and like, great. Now we just know we're gonna die.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Could have been a surprise.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe surprises aren't so bad. I don't know.

Jack: Could have been a surprise.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But no. Although on the flip side, as that planet closes in and it gets closer over the weeks and months, those storms are going to be crazy apocalyptic scale.

Cristina: We're just going to enjoy that end of the world before the death.

Jack: No, it's going to be horrifying. All the volcanoes erupting simultaneously. Hurricanes and tornadoes everywhere. Megastorms.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Earthquakes everywhere.

Jack: The planet will be squeezed by the gravity of another planet. Getting crazy close.

Cristina: That's so cool, man. If we were far away, but I guess we're already doomed and like able to watch it.

Jack: That'd be cool.

Cristina: Yes. If it was hitting another planet. If it was hitting another planet, where we are though, we'd still die, right? Like it doesn't matter.

Jack: Like it would have to be a pretty far planet.

Cristina: Like if it was hitting Pluto, which I guess isn't a planet, but let's imagine that it is.

Jack: It depends how it hits it. Like Pluto's pretty far.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like we could still expect some s*** to happen though.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like there's gonna be the brief flying around.

Cristina: Like how big is this planet that's hitting Pluto?

Jack: That's another good question.

Cristina: Like it's gotta be bigger than Pluto.

Jack: If it's a planet.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. So what does that do?

Jack: It's a potential problem.

Cristina: We'll probably still die. You think we would still prepare though to get out of here? I think we've had over doomed.

Jack: No, we can't leave the solar system. We don't have the time.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Even if I say 20 years, we still don't. We don't have the time. Anything that's close to the orbit of Jupiter as that debris flies out in every direction is f*****. Even in a long term.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And anything that is in order, like a lot of those rocks are gonna get pulled in. We're towards the inside. Like we're way closer to Pluto. So we're what we're Based on the reference point of Pluto we're in, there's.

Cristina: Gotta be a scientist that's, like, dying though, right? Like, he's, like, worried, when is this giant rock gonna come out of nowhere? Because we don't know everything that's traveling in space at the same time right now with us and how everything is moving. Like, a planet could come out of nowhere. Can it? Or is that a very low possibility?

Jack: I mean, let's be real. A planet could kind of come out of nowhere. Random s*** exists. We suspect there's planets in our belt now.

Cristina: Yeah. But there's also, like, planets that aren't attached to galaxies. Or are they all attached to galaxies?

Jack: Stars.

Cristina: Stars. Sorry. Yes. Are they only attached to stars or are they flinging everywhere?

Jack: There are some planets that are just rogue. Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. So.

Jack: And our star can capture one.

Cristina: Could capture it.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Without hitting anything?

Jack: Oh, no, it could definitely hit everything.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It could hit f****** everything. Like, it's highly unlikely that it hit anything.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: But, like, it's possible that it could be caught and enter the gravity and stay, like, caught orbiting. But it's probably gonna f*** some s*** up.

Cristina: Yeah. Man. There is someone stressing about this. That's why there's so many of, like, Planet X is coming. Because. Yeah, there are people stressing about this. We're in space. That's. With so many things we can't see, we don't know where they are all the time. We need that quantum computer.

Jack: But we're. We're kind of sort of dealing with. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Like, science isn't perfect.

Cristina: No.

Jack: There's no equation we could run and just be like, it's over there.

Cristina: What if we had that quantum computer, though?

Jack: That quantum computer would get pretty f****** close.

Cristina: So. But not perfect.

Jack: Like, it would. It would. The better the quantum computer, the more accurate.

Cristina: Yeah, but there's no such thing as a perfect.

Jack: No. Because it would need infinite energy to calculate everything.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're thinking with a massively complicated quantum computer, we can not just do the surfaces of planets the way we've successfully done on certain things like the space engines and even video games have access to a lot of this technology now. But we're talking. Actually, I think Google Earth, if you zoom out far enough, you can get the galaxy Simcha. I'm not sure. But we have that technology available to render the outside pretty accurately.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We're getting the. The idea of a quantum computer would essentially lead us to a computer that could render not just the surface but the inside of planets and like all the kind. But we wouldn't do it in the whole universe because it too much.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: That's. That's where the problem is.

Cristina: We can at least see our neighbors.

Jack: Yes, that help. We'll probably be able to do local things and that as it expands in complexity, we'll be able to do more.

Cristina: And more until we have a map.

Jack: Of the whole thing of our galaxy, maybe our galaxy galaxy. But we also have to be in certain places in order to get the proper angle for the computer. Because the computer still gonna process information it's receiving. It's not guessing.

Cristina: Yeah, we'll have the science.

Jack: Yeah, hopefully. But then that's the problem with religion.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Because religion is also doing the same thing. They're just claiming, just like science, that, you know, we got the f****** answers. We know. And it's like meteor came or f****** planet was hurling our way. You don't f****** have anything. Religion is the same f****** way. It's like we know where everything's going when it's ending. How, why?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Who's going where? White. They're going there. It's like you. You're basing all of this on a book of metaphors.

Cristina: Well, most people don't even know what the book is saying though.

Jack: I mean, the people who f****** wrote it know what the book is saying. Cryptic a** mess.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's all interpretation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's crazy as h***. It's all bigoted machista interpretations going on.

Cristina: So I don't know that's it's such a mess of a book. How is anyone getting any information from it?

Jack: The creation of the universe, nevertheless. Answers for human behavior nevertheless.

Cristina: Yes. When the end of the world is happening, what?

Jack: Things have their place. And we fail at realizing that things have their place. Religion has its place and so does science. And it is in that science should just be focusing on the objective and theology should just be focusing on. Because again, they're both religion. So theology should be focusing on the subjective and that should be the division you should use. The real purpose of religion. Right. Is a meditative tool. You might believe that there's literally something there that's totally fine.

Cristina: Whatever about the moral values you get from it.

Jack: That's where you're at. Exactly. That's where you're starting to land. That's the point one. When it comes to morality, that's neither religion nor science. That's pure or theology. I keep saying religion, neither theology or science. That's philosophy. Really? Really.

Cristina: It should. So it should stick to that, then.

Jack: It should stick to that. Because the problem is it's a way of thinking about things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To say blankly there is a right or wrong is something that science tries to do and something that religion tries to do. But in neither instance could you prove anything.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because in science, you would argue everything is ones and zeros. Nothing holds inherent meaning. Well, wrong. If I shot you, you would be very frustrated. Even if you couldn't feel pain, if you just knew you were shot, you're like, f***, you suck.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You need to feel pain. You're not gonna die. You just shot. You're just like. You're an a******. That was shot.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Why do you feel that way?

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Okay. In religion, they claim that everything is inherently good or bad, but you couldn't point at an example of either that you're basing the argument that this other thing is on.

Cristina: Where is this pure good or pure evil?

Jack: Exactly. How are we pretending there's any. But again, morality is neither. It's a way of thinking.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Reference point of, well, what would bother me? Why would it bother me? Okay. These reasons, then that means it would probably bother them in a more or less similar fashion. Because we're more or less similar.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then use that generalization. There's already a guideline, a set of rules that you're like, I don't know where it came from, but it's there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Religion would say, that's not a f****** thing. That's all in your head. Religion would say, well, God put it there. Who cares? It's. There's some thing that's there.

Cristina: Yes. That's so crazy. Okay. Yes.

Jack: That's. That's all it is. It's all that matters. There's a thing that was f****** there.

Cristina: Mm. In you.

Jack: Not necessarily in you, but it's both objective that you can confirm with somebody else. Man, this would suck if this happened, right? Yeah. Yeah, it would suck if that happened. Why? If neither would have ever experienced it, I don't know, but I know it would suck.

Cristina: Yes. That's the way it should be.

Jack: You'd be an atheist and that would happen.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In fact, that is the argument for atheism.

Cristina: What is?

Jack: Well, we don't need religion to be moral people.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's like.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then what is morality, bro? It's not science either. It's not like science is like. Science is ones and zeros.

Cristina: Apparently they think there's morals in there.

Jack: They try to explain, to explain away morals. Oh, but you have the Sensation of morals.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While religion tries to say that for a fact there are morals. But also no. Because we're basing it all on our own opinions.

Cristina: Yes, we definitely have opinions. Yes, that's for sure.

Jack: That's for sure. We definitely have opinions. The weirdest thing, we could agree on these opinions.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like pretty. Pretty heavily, universally.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To just say this is good, this.

Cristina: Is bad, but these are all just opinions.

Jack: They're all just opinions, but they're somehow universal opinions that we all agree with. It's sort of like the concept of creativity. What are you tuning into that allows you to see this thing that doesn't exist?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Whatever that is. Probably where morality comes from.

Cristina: Imagination.

Jack: We're like, being creative about our approach to perspective in general.

Cristina: Mm. I don't know. Where does that come from?

Jack: I have no idea. But I don't know why these things aim to do these things. They try to force so much crap onto one another. And the problem is they also have because so funny. They pretend they're not. They're not each other.

Cristina: You're saying they're the same thing? Yeah.

Jack: Theology and science pretend they're not each other, but they are both sides. I'm gonna take a scientist and a priest and say that they're both way committed to their sides. Scientist is. I'll say. I don't know why this is the comparison. But we'll say Neil Degrasse Tyson with the Pope.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So the Pope will have to preach God. Yes. For a fact. He's up there. True, true. That woke truth God. Yeah. Sky Daddy team or whatever the f***. Team Sky Daddy.

Cristina: Who says that? Are religious people saying that?

Jack: Sky Daddy. I don't know.

Cristina: Those are people making fun of religious school, man.

Jack: Is that. They have a Sky Daddy. Come on.

Cristina: Yes, they have a Sky Daddy. Yeah. I mean, he's not in the sky, is he?

Jack: Dude, they swear. I mean, I don't know what they think.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: Do they think there's no space?

Cristina: The space is very small, or.

Jack: No, not even that. Or. Man, it's weird because what do some people really think is happening, right?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's f****** strange. Like, do they think it's just like over the clouds, Heaven?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's like, wow, this is small.

Cristina: Like, you know in Mario, where there's a plant that grows, and then you can climb the plant and then there's clouds and you can step on the planet clouds.

Jack: Jack and the Beanstalk.

Cristina: Yes. But in Mario version, I guess that's based On Jack and the Beanstalk. Yeah. That's heaven.

Jack: Yeah. It's all the same.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, ultimately they are the same thing, though, because they both have the. The Golden Grail, which is what they both follow, which is their scripture.

Cristina: What is the scripture?

Jack: In theology, they have literal scripture that they call scripture.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And in science, the scripture is science journals.

Cristina: Science journals.

Jack: Yeah. Let's discuss science journals real quick. It's a book written by people who aren't you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They've done, quote, research and run experiments that you don't know anything about and you can't and don't have the resources to replicate.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And then they put it in a book, and then other people, you don't know say, yes, true. And then they tell the rest of the world, and people are like, yeah, that's true.

Cristina: But those people that said, yeah, that's true. They tested it out.

Jack: Yeah, totally. How is that any different than the guy who saw Jesus? And the other guy's like, I saw him too.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And it's like, right, But I didn't see Jesus. Where's Jesus? No, don't worry. I saw Jesus. Yes, and I saw him, too, but I didn't. You two saw him. How do I know you two aren't lying?

Cristina: He was on the toast. I ate him. I was hungry, was what. He was on the toast and I ate him because I was hungry.

Jack: Oh. But, yeah, that's pretty much how it goes. Science is that. That's science.

Cristina: It's religion.

Jack: It's religion.

Cristina: And so it's religion.

Jack: It's no better, no worse. It's just choosing to explain s*** differently. Yeah, I mean, I've given the example before, but let's do it again. We take science and we take theology.

Cristina: Let's.

Jack: Let's use the common American Western religion of the singular sky. Daddy, Jehovah. Jehovah, Papi, Jehovah. Right. So you have nothingness except for this one thing that exists and encompasses all that there is. We'll call that God or singularity, whatever. It was always there. And then it was like imma blink into existence. A bunch of s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so it happened. God started bringing crap in, and so the singularity blew up and started spewing out all the matter that would become crap. And as all the matter spewed out, first plans started to take shape. God was on that roll, too. Once he had the planets, started making the heavens and the water, the oceans and s***.

Cristina: But his orders are kind of weird, though. I don't know if his orders of making things made sense. I don't remember.

Jack: The order isn't necessarily important because all the parts were there.

Cristina: Yes, yes. The conclusion I guess is important.

Jack: Parts also, how do we know what order it happened for? It was Jello at the beginning.

Cristina: It was Jello.

Jack: Yeah. We barely got told that part. Everything was Jello.

Cristina: Was.

Jack: Yeah. It was so hot. Solids were impossible. Oh, solids only happen during cooling.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: That's why water becomes ice. Cuz cooler. But when water is really hot, it's just vapor. So it was so hot. Everything was first vapor, but then it got just warm. Just cool enough that it wasn't just vapor, it was Jello.

Cristina: So in the beginning there was Jello.

Jack: In the beginning there was Jello.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Couple of seconds into the creation.

Cristina: Okay, this is the science version. Yeah, it was Jello. Okay, cool.

Jack: So God then made planets and that Jello solidified and made some planets and stars and yeah, everything became spheres. Yeah, God made the sun. Stars happened in science circles are my favorite. That sun had enough gravity to pull matter together and made planets and. Well, science says that plans began. So you just follow the train of thought and all the same parts happen. You're trying to explain all the same things. Where do we go when we die? Well, neurology says, okay, religion, what happens when we die? Well, the Bible says when you die, you go to try and explain the same s***. Yes, just religion. Both are religion, theology and science.

Cristina: Especially when explaining death. It makes no sense for either. For either. Yeah. What?

Jack: Who the f*** are we to try to explain death?

Cristina: No. Yeah, there's no way we will know. Based on what exactly? I don't know.

Jack: It's ridiculous, isn't it? That being said, if we tried to prove death right, like what's on the other side? How the f*** would do that? If there was a way, what would be the way? It couldn't be religion. It would have to be science.

Cristina: It has to be.

Jack: Because you need to use something that we, that we could ourselves see. If it's subjective, it wouldn't work.

Cristina: Yeah, that's because like the dead guy.

Jack: Saw it, but the dead, he can't tell us. Yeah, we need a living person to see the other side.

Cristina: Science to find out what's happening.

Jack: They both serve their purpose. They both serve their purpose. Definitely. If you look at, in the case of science, you can, you can do a lot of things. We built cars and GPS and bunch of f****** s***. We're talking into microphones that are sending sound waves through a wire into a computer. That's Recording it. And then later that's gonna become a different kind of file that then is gonna be mass distributed to the planet. That's science.

Cristina: Yes. And they're evil.

Jack: The Bible didn't make that happen. But science tries to say that religion is unimportant.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or I guess it in itself is religion. But theology. And theology does a couple of good things, which is it tells stories that allow us to understand the world differently. And at any given moment, theologies have the best idea. Now we're in such a technologically advanced, particularly the Western societies and the. I guess Asian societies are really, really like Eastern Asians are very advanced and a lot of the western culture that we are losing the purpose of religion because it was there to tell us stories that would protect us when we're in danger, give us anecdotes about bad places to be, bad behaviors to have conflicts that could happen as a result.

Cristina: But now we can just tell each other that through the Internet.

Jack: Yes. And so we don't need a lot of these things that came from religion. But spirituality is important.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It makes you feel connected. That's important. That's not just philosophy. There is something else happening when you're talking about spirituality.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There is a thing you feel that isn't your emotions.

Cristina: Do you get spirituality from religion or is that its own?

Jack: It's a close estimate.

Cristina: It's.

Jack: It's a close way to get it. You can also get it from. I guess you could experience. You could get it from anything.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's just religion seems to be the best at doing that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because it's the best at making you feel connected.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like everything is like in science. They're so boring with it. Ones and zeros. You are made of stardust. Great line, bro.

Cristina: Hey, that's sort of connected. That's a very connected thing.

Jack: The lack of explanation of. What does that mean? Well, you made of stardust means the same matter that blew out of the singularity spread out into the universe pretty evenly distributed and then started clumping together. And then that same thing eventually made oceans and made trees and made parasites that were alive and germs and cellular creatures started to get complicated. And these are same atoms still and particles and crap together forming that. You tell that story and you're like, oh, we're all connected. I made the same s*** you're made of. But if I'm like, we're all stardust, it's like. It sounds like some f****** song.

Cristina: It's beautiful. It's a beautiful story.

Jack: We're all made of stardust.

Cristina: Yes. It kind of sounds hippie ish. For something that's scientific.

Jack: Yeah. Religion is pretty hippie ish too. And there's nothing wrong with that. It's the fact that we try to force it down people's throats that is a really.

Cristina: Forcing down anything down people's throat is a problem, whether it's science or religion or whatever. I think that's the biggest thing.

Jack: Yeah. My biggest problem is how we all have the capacity to believe in things that we've not proven ourselves.

Cristina: And then forcing it through other people's throats.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Sleeves. Like why?

Jack: That's weird and complicated, right? Yes, man. Cuz we don't know s*** about s***. We're really winging it pretty f****** hard.

Cristina: Why can't we just be honest about that?

Jack: I don't know. We're scared of the unknown crap.

Cristina: That's what we're. That's why we have all this in the first place.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We're scared of the unknown. That's why we have it in the first place. Because we're scared of the unknown.

Cristina: That's why we have science and religion and Etc.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because we're scared.

Jack: And we need answers. And those of us who don't have the skills to practice these things actively will just take whatever answers they give us. Because it's better than not having any clue.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then incorrect information beats no information.

Cristina: I understand. But still, why give it? Why force it onto other people?

Jack: My. My big problem is why do we have a fear of the unknown?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like what's wrong with it? Everything is unknown. We don't really know s***. Come on, man.

Cristina: That's why people need to check out Alan Watts. Then they'll see, like.

Jack: Yeah, it's all meaningless.

Cristina: It's all meaningless. But it's a good meaningless thing.

Jack: I mean, that's all about.

Cristina: It's really about just enjoying the moment.

Jack: The problem is the four answers to the glass. Half full or half empty.

Cristina: What?

Jack: There are too many variants of how you can take the same information.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: The glass is half empty. Yay. There's more for me to do. The glass is half empty. F***. Half is already done.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The glass is half full. Ah. Half the work is done. Sweet. The glass is half full. F***. Somebody has already filled out this part. Like, it sucks. It doesn't matter.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's really like there's no right. And every individual basis.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And that's why we have the two different systems the same way. The glass is Half full or half empty. We have religion and science. Two different sides.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To kind of try to grasp everybody. Some people are more critical thinkers. Some people are more emotional. Some people require a little more spiritual feeding. Some people don't have a spirit. They're like borderline sociopaths. And so they do the numbers thing. Cold as f***.

Cristina: Whatever. I guess it all fits.

Jack: It's meant for somebody.

Cristina: It's meant for someone, but it's all.

Jack: Doing the same s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then enter philosophy. The. The winner guy. Daddy. Of the f****** ideologies of the religions.

Cristina: The sky daddy.

Jack: Yeah, we got theology and we got science. But, like, they both rely heavily on philosophy.

Cristina: Well, they both look down on philosophy.

Jack: Too, though, which is so funny, because they depend entirely. There's nothing they could do without it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They think they're the next step.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're not. Because science is what you get when you make philosophy rigid. And religion is what you get when you strip out the thinking part.

Cristina: Strip out the thing. That sounds bad. Yeah, it's not bad, I guess. You don't need to be thinking all the time.

Jack: You don't need to be thinking all the time.

Cristina: Your brain needs a break.

Jack: Yeah. If you're thinking all the. And that's another problem. We've deluded ourselves to think that.

Cristina: That we have to be thinking.

Jack: You have to be thinking. The act of meditation is training to not.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which we gotta train into. Because of how programmed we are to think all the time.

Cristina: Yeah, I have that problem. Yes, I know.

Jack: The idea is going back to the fact that you mentioned Alan Watts. A person who thinks too much spends their time thinking about thoughts. And you're not present. You're just worried about thoughts that aren't happening.

Cristina: And then you're wasting your life away. Yeah. It's very depressing.

Jack: What's the point of thinking about thoughts? You're not. You're thinking about thoughts. You're not experiencing anything else to think about.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Go and experience emotion, then think about it. You got to be there to experience it. If you're thinking thoughts while you're there, you're not experiencing the thing. You're blocking out the experience by thinking thoughts.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Experience it later. Have thoughts about it.

Cristina: So it's. It's so, so sad. But, yeah, it's beautiful.

Jack: Alan Watts, philosophy. Right there.

Cristina: It's perfect.

Jack: Stop thinking thoughts.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's getting in the way of life.

Cristina: Yes. It's getting in the way.

Jack: Yeah. You thinking thoughts is getting in the way of your life.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's a weird thing. To be told by anybody. You're thinking too many thoughts.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What the f*** else would I be thinking? Nothing. You'd be thinking nothing. Stop thinking thoughts. Think nothing.

Cristina: Just be.

Jack: Just be present. Do what you're doing. Roll with it. Be impulsive, whatever. Who gives a s***? Be present.

Cristina: Yeah. And that doesn't mean, like, not do. Like, if you like science or philosophy, like, whatever. Still do those things. Yeah.

Jack: But don't be rigid about any of it. Yeah, well, we gotta follow these rules. Neil does not have fun in life. That's why trolls have way more fun than Neil. Neil Degrasse Tyson is a miserable man.

Cristina: He said trolls, though. How do you compare trolls to this?

Jack: The idea here is that a troll finds it funny. They'll laugh it off. Neil gets kind of angry. It's like the difference between me and you, dude, is I have more fun in life because I laugh at it. I found it funny. Life better. You found it something that had to be corrected, explained. And that's problematic because you're angry at the fact that it's not happening the way you want it to happen.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's weird. But it's sort of the reality of the matter. It is f****** weird. I don't. I don't understand, but it is. I guess it is a f****** fear of the unknown. That's always. I don't know where that comes from, though. Evolutionary. Right, we're just evolutionary f****** scared of what we don't know.

Cristina: Yes. That's probably the explanation. Most likely has to be right.

Jack: Because animals are scared of what they don't know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And this.

Cristina: They all do.

Jack: Defense mechanism.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's survival. The problem is we became symbolic, metaphoric creatures seeking meaning in the fabric of the universe, which is all riddled with unknowns. So we get to think about the unknowns rather than just instinctively be afraid of them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then religion and science happen, and.

Cristina: Then we're trapped in our own thought loops.

Jack: We're thinking too many thoughts. And that is science and religion. We're just f***** bouncing between these two. We're either one or the other. We're arguing against one or the other.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And forcing people. No. You're gonna go to h***. But you don't know that. Somebody told you that. And the guy who told you that didn't study it. Didn't go prove that s***. You just got given the answers. Yeah. So many people f****** claim to be religious and have never picked up a single Bible. I find that magnificently hilarious.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh, I'm a Christian. Oh, yeah. What did Paul say? Who's Paul?

Cristina: No way.

Jack: What?

Cristina: Okay, that's how bad it gets, dude.

Jack: That's how bad it gets. It's just like. But look, if you say like, I believe there's something greater than me, that's fine.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I'm Christian. Are you though, bruh?

Cristina: You test them out.

Jack: Even worship, bruh. You even worship, bruh. I guess at that point that's how you gotta treat these people the way you do. Like people who wear banties.

Cristina: What are band tees?

Jack: T shirts with band names on them.

Cristina: Oh, band T's.

Jack: Yeah. You gotta be like, name three songs. I'm a Christian. Alright. Name three apostles.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Name three apostles, bruh.

Cristina: Then name three things they said.

Jack: Name three things they each represented. Yeah, let's go. It's like, what?

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: Which one of the apostles did Quizdom tribute night? You Christian? All right, come to my house. You Christian? All right, come to my house. At this time tomorrow, we're gonna see if you're Christian. Have a whole group of people there just to like quiz them and prove that they're not or they are or whatever.

Cristina: Yes. Why hasn't the church done something like this? This is amazing.

Jack: It's great, right? Just make the Christian. The church wants a lie and say there's more Christians than there are. Oh, that's anybody.

Cristina: Then they have a problem with everyone.

Jack: I mean. Yeah, because the church doesn't give a s*** about the Bible or Jesus Christ. Okay, the church pretends it does, but the church is really just run by government and government is run by rich racists, which is why it's like, well, women have to f****** do this and do that. And like, we can't have gays either in the Bible and in church because, you know, we're straight white men. That's scary to us because we probably, probably suck d*** secretly and we don't want people to know. We're gonna judge us on d*** sucking. Like you're billionaire, dude. Nobody gives a f***.

Cristina: They're all child molesters.

Jack: So they are. That's where it gets f*****. Which is also approved by religion, specifically the Catholic Church.

Cristina: They're all. All of them. Yeah. All the religious, all the governmental. All of it.

Jack: They like to f*** all the children all the time. God, that's always a topic on this show.

Cristina: It's hard to ignore.

Jack: It is so hard. Anytime we discuss religion, we sudd the Catholics. Look the other way.

Cristina: Just them. It's so many organizations, but it's like people way heavily.

Jack: Yeah, way heavily. The Catholic Church.

Cristina: Yes. But it's everyone.

Jack: It's everyone. But not in vast majority everywhere. No, it's like heavily. Like if we grabbed all the people, molesting all the people, like a good 90% of them are just priests.

Cristina: That's how much hardcore, bro. That's.

Jack: No, that's hardcore. And they get away with it. That's a problem.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How many of them never get caught?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Just f*** the people growing up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Just ruined hella lives. That's a monster though.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Functioning great in society. Sociopathic bullshit going on. D***. It's safe to assume that a lot of press, a lot of priests are a bit sociopathic. Right. Maybe they gotta disconnect. Unless it's an emotional urge. Oh no, I gotta f***, I gotta f*** em. It's like, bro, I don't know.

Cristina: I really want to know now.

Jack: That's what it's interesting, right? Like if we could test these people. Are they sociopaths? Is just a church run by sociopaths or do they have a problem? It's like a real problem.

Cristina: Like I gotta find out if anyone actually found that out. I'm sure they must have. Right? They must have questioned these guys.

Jack: I think because they're religious figures, we treat them differently then being curious and being like, bro, are you f****** these kids because you don't like care that they're gonna be ruined in the future? Or you have no self control despite knowing that they have a f***** future if you do this.

Cristina: I wonder how many choose the first answer.

Jack: It's nuts. They're just like, I don't give a f***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: F***, let the kids have crappy lives. I don't give s***. Oh my gosh, I need to get my willy wet. And then God's gonna. I just go pray later and I'm cool.

Cristina: What about those sisters? Why they gotta touch the kids? There are plenty sisters.

Jack: They rape them too.

Cristina: They do, yes.

Jack: Crazy known.

Cristina: I thought the sisters were just having like female parties on their own.

Jack: Well, like touching each other and whatnot. Yeah, I mean probably. But I know that a bunch of the nuns casually the priests, because they're also not getting laid.

Cristina: But they're not being raped. Or are they being raped.

Jack: Some of them are.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: There's a lot of things going on. Oh, it's like yay religion.

Cristina: Yeah. Sounds like those horror stories from being in jail or whatever prison. The cops raping the prisoners or whatever for the fun of it. Because they're prisoners. I don't know what the whole thing.

Jack: It'S Usually male cops raping female inmates.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty horrible.

Jack: That's just horn dogs who are like, I'll get away with it. And then they go pray. God is gonna forgive him. God's gonna forgive him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Jesus will forgive them because he forgives. That's a weird thing about the Old and New Testament. The Jesus thing, the God thing. Jehovah is two different guys.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're vastly different people. The first dude is wrathful, destructive, jealous, angry, savage. Which tells us he's a demigod in the first place. Why do you have emotions, bro?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, whatever. Yeah, you can't just blink his problems away. Very angry and just can't blink it away. Nope. Yeah, totally logical, bro. That's. That's exactly what it is. You hate it all. You want to destroy it all, but you can't. Sweet.

Cristina: But he does. And then he brings it back. Or is someone else doing that?

Jack: The best he could do is flood it. He couldn't get rid of it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Just made it rain. Apparently, he's a God of weather.

Cristina: Yes. Is that how he's done. Whoa.

Jack: He destroyed and he sent. I think he made fire fall from the sky too.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, he has done some things. Okay, yeah.

Jack: Gave Moses the power to split the oceans.

Cristina: Wait, so he can give people powers?

Jack: He gave him a stick with powers. Maybe that was just a tool that the gods use.

Cristina: He controls the weather. Is he the Earth because he gave him a stick and it's magical? Maybe he's just Earth.

Jack: Gaia.

Cristina: Yeah. What if he was Gaia all along?

Jack: That would make sense. Gaia is, like, a pretty ancient God. I think it actually predates Jehovah.

Cristina: Oh, okay. There you go. Jehovah is just Gaia in disguise. I guess.

Jack: I mean, considering that Christianity is just Greek mythology. Well, it's just Judaism, and Judaism is Greek mythology, and Greek mythology is a Norse mythology, and Norse mythology is Hinduism. It's possible the Hinduism just comes from. From the original understanding and labeling from natives of different cultures that talked about Gaia. That talked about Gaia.

Cristina: Mm. What is that? What does that do?

Jack: Tells me when I get a message.

Cristina: Is it from this conversation or that's from something else?

Jack: No, nobody here has sent us a message.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But, yeah, I don't know. I think it's real f***** up that people force the unknown on people as if it's totally known.

Cristina: Religion or science. It's all the same.

Jack: Science knows a lot, but it also doesn't have a finite answer for anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It can't just be like for a.

Cristina: Fact, but they want you to believe it's believe.

Jack: I would say theology, out of the two has the least amount of way specific answers, but also it doesn't need specific answers because it's a subjective experience guidebook.

Cristina: Yeah. You're not supposed to be. The questions that you're trying to answer with the Bible doesn't make sense.

Jack: Yeah. It's about you internally.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How you feel, how your emotions are. Your spirit just way abstract and personal versus objective, which is science.

Cristina: Mm. You can just divide the two.

Jack: Yeah. You have to think of that as two very different things that function together.

Cristina: And they would function together if you were thinking of it like that. Yeah.

Jack: Yes. Theology and religion do great together. Do great, great, great, great, great together.

Cristina: As long as they're not competing to answer the same questions. That doesn't even make sense.

Jack: That doesn't make sense.

Cristina: No.

Jack: It should just be things that you can create and base and understand from science and things that allow you to feel like a good person. Understand basic moral principles, family values. I'd suggest everybody become a Mormon. Yes. It's a stupid f****** religion that makes no sense. Also, their family values are better than every family value everywhere. You literally have to make time for your family. Go be a Mormon. Learn to love people.

Cristina: Those aren't the people that kick out their children if they don't want to continue that life or something.

Jack: You mean the Amish?

Cristina: Oh, okay. I don't know. They're very similar in my mind.

Jack: The Amish are the. Are you talking about Orthodox Jews as well?

Cristina: I don't. There's a couple of them.

Jack: There's a couple of these people out there.

Cristina: Mormons live. Do they live the same as the Amish, though?

Jack: No, they're just people.

Cristina: Okay. They don't live in farms. No.

Jack: They don't live in a house.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like anybody else.

Cristina: And they use electricity and all that.

Jack: They're super normal.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: You might know mad Mormons and not even know it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It might just be surrounding you. They're just people.

Cristina: They're just people. Okay.

Jack: They're just Christians.

Cristina: All right. Amish. They're not.

Jack: No. Those aren't humans at all. Those are weird freaks of nature who are like.

Cristina: Those are people. But they're. It's not a religious thing. It's a life choice.

Jack: Both.

Cristina: It's both.

Jack: It's a life choice based on religion.

Cristina: What religion?

Jack: The. I believe it's Judaism.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Amish or Jews? If I'm not mistaken. They are the Orthodox Jews.

Cristina: Oh. Are you positive?

Jack: I think so. I'm pretty, like, heavily sure. I could be wrong. But then that means that these two groups are very similar.

Cristina: Oh, the Jews and the Amish.

Jack: The Orthodox Jews and the Amish.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But I think the Amish are the Orthodox Jews. I'm not entirely sure on how that breaks down, but that seems right.

Cristina: Let's become Amish. Let's live by them. We don't have to be living with them to be their neighbors. Or they can't have neighbors.

Jack: I will never be Amish.

Cristina: I don't want to be Amish. I just want to be a neighbor of Amish.

Jack: Go live next to Amish people then.

Cristina: That's crazy. No, I mean, yes, let's go.

Jack: You can go.

Cristina: I could go. Okay, I'll go.

Jack: I have no reason to go.

Cristina: I need my podcast people to come with me.

Jack: You can take the whole crew.

Cristina: Yes, I want the whole crew to come with me.

Jack: Everybody's going.

Cristina: Everyone.

Jack: They're just all living over there?

Cristina: Yes, all. All of us. There's a lot of people. I know, but we'll make it work. We'll get one house.

Jack: You mean basically start your own Amish community?

Cristina: I guess so. Yes. We're gonna start an Amish community.

Jack: Start an Amish community. But the reason they do this because of religion is because they believe that electricity is unnatural.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And so anything using it is also unnatural. It's not something God put on earth for us.

Cristina: Are they sure that electricity isn't something God gave us?

Jack: It's definitely something God gave us.

Cristina: Because I feel like. Yeah, that's exactly where it's coming from. It is natural.

Jack: Yeah, but they think like technology and crap like that.

Cristina: Oh, okay. How we use it. Interesting. I don't know. Because then they're doing the same with the wood from trees. It's not. Not that. The same thing. I don't like. What's the difference?

Jack: I have no idea what you're trying to say.

Cristina: That they can destroy trees to build houses and stuff like that.

Jack: Right. So the house isn't natural.

Cristina: Yes, but that's the same thing with the electricity. The electricity is natural. What you do with it is unnatural.

Jack: Yes. So the tree is natural. What you do with it is unnatural.

Cristina: Exactly. So.

Jack: Except animals do what you do with the tree. I think that's where the base. What would an animal do?

Cristina: But we're not animals.

Jack: We totally are. Except that's science, right? Oh, not religion. Because man was made already as man, according to religion.

Cristina: Okay, wait, so then there are.

Jack: I don't know where the argument is. Yeah, I don't know where the argument comes from.

Cristina: Yes. Because in religion, we are just. We're humans. Animals are animals. That's what you're saying. Yes.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Then.

Jack: Well, in science, we can. We're all the same.

Cristina: We're all the same. Yes.

Jack: Theory of evolution. Because again, nobody's proven we came from s***. Yeah, it's a theory that we came from s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: From true, literal poop. From s***. We came from s***.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Us? Everybody.

Cristina: Everyone.

Jack: There was a t*** at the beginning, a magical t***. And of that magical t*** stepped out the first bipedal who later became a human. And now we poop the Earth.

Cristina: We do poop, but everyone poops.

Jack: Isn't that like a child book?

Cristina: Everyone poops. I don't know.

Jack: It's a book for kids who are scared to poop because they're ashamed of pooping.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: I feel like that makes sense. Why would they be shamed of pooping?

Jack: And training A puppy, maybe?

Cristina: Yeah, they're training the child. But why would you need a story to tell you how to poop or something? I don't know. That's weird.

Jack: I mean, you always knew how to poop, but they're telling you. I guess that's potty training. It's like you're pooping in a different space other than on yourself. You used to poop in yourself.

Cristina: Some kids are afraid of toilets, I think.

Jack: And everybody poops in the toilet.

Cristina: Yeah. You gotta show them that it's not scary.

Jack: This is also where the programming comes in, right?

Cristina: What is it?

Jack: Religion and science. There's a follow the line mentality.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And that happens with pooping.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: Which is like, well, look, Timmy, everyone else uses the toilet. That's how you should use the toilet. What if Timmy wants to take a s*** outside? What if Timmy doesn't want to follow the conventional f****** rule? Society, Bill. What if Timmy's like, f*** the man?

Cristina: Well, he should at least understand where the man's coming from. But, like, before he decides.

Jack: But like, they're 100% like, no, everyone else does it, so you must do it. We do it, so you do it. And you're doing it just because we do it. You don't have to do it, but.

Cristina: You have to do it. All the education into a child is, though.

Jack: Yeah. Everybody else is doing this. You shut the f*** up. Don't think about it. Just do it. Yes, this is what it is.

Cristina: That's crazy. Okay. We're just. We're pretty much made like that.

Jack: Yeah. Anyways. Anyways. Science and religion are the same s***. Is the summary here. And you can not use either to prove that. We're not going to hurt you.

Cristina: We're not going to. We're not going to hurt you. What are you talking about?

Jack: To make them get listeners.

Cristina: Oh, okay. We never do that.

Jack: Fair enough. Fair enough. We might be all talk.

Cristina: Yeah, we're all talk.

Jack: All threats. All threats. Maybe I'm making promises and maybe nobody has broken their side of the deal. Do you want to be the first? Do you want to be the first?

Cristina: Okay, that sounds like a threat.

Jack: Fair. It went from a warning to a promise to a threat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Let's go. I'm on a roll. Anyways, if you guys like these conversations where we bash religion and science because they're equally stupid. Also, the Earth is definitely round and flat. Actually, I found the answer to that. What was it? It's a tycohe. A tegohedron. It's a little bit flat and a little bit round. It's the answer that pleases everybody.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if you guys are confused about which one it is, find the middle ground, which is what I always say. Maybe the Earth is neither flat nor round. Maybe it's a little bit flat in a round kind of way.

Cristina: It's an eyeball.

Jack: There's a galaxy. That's an eyeball.

Cristina: That's cool. That's pretty cool.

Jack: Actually. I think it's a nebula.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: I don't know. There's weird s*** out there. Yes, it's probably an eyeball. Dude, all jokes, design. Anyways, you can find all that s*** on. You find all of it. All our stuff, all our things at. Actually, before that, there's. There's a bunch of episodes like this, by the way, a crap ton.

Cristina: We have one comparing science and religion with magic or one or the other with magic. I'm not sure. I think science with magic.

Jack: Science with magic. Interesting.

Cristina: I'm not sure if religion was in that.

Jack: There's a couple of us just talking about how f****** pedophilic religion is. A couple of that. That's all over the place. You stroll by accident, you'll land in that topic. It comes up too often. And anyways, you can find that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcast.

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Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, Word of mouth, totally awesome. Very important. It's. It's very important that you just share your kindness with everybody and tell them, look, today we're gonna learn about the comparison of religion and science and I guess theology and science. I keep mixing them up. Changeable to some degree. The problem is that science is also religion. So if I say religion, I mean theology and science.

Cristina: Okay, Religion and religion.

Jack: Yeah, religion and religion. Religion, religion. You can about learn about religion, religion. And if you want to learn about religion, religion, you're here, man. Listen to the show. You can totally do that.

Cristina: And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening, but maybe they just want to stand out.

Jack: Although it's about respect. I remember on the NPR show that they mentioned. What the f*** was it called? It's an NPR show, kind of like Radiolab but for court stuff. And they mentioned that the reason that they were wearing the robes in the first place was to seem like real authority based people and really stand out. And it was all dark and serious looking.

Cristina: So people before they were actually taken seriously.

Jack: Yes, that's part of the reason they started being taken seriously. But like now we know you're the judge, we don't need you to wear that.

Cristina: But if they're not dressing that and then someone just comes in a suit and then sits on that chair, you don't know if that's the judge or.

Jack: Not or if that's just some. Every officer in that court knows who that is.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Elin Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 133: The Reason for Butts

Butts, Just Conversation, JustConvoPod, Ass, Sexy, Attractive, Nature, Podcast, Discussion

Why do we love big butts? Why is it something we can’t lie about? What is the purpose of butts to begin with? And how do we solve the little but problem? The origin and evolution of butts discussed in this episode of Just Conversation!

Rambling 133: The Reason for Butts

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Baboon Butts
  • Mating Rituals
  • Humps
  • Psychological Geometry
  • Smart Butts
  • Wombat Armored Butt
  • Butt Syrup
  • Turtle Butt Air
  • Magical Soul Butt Ball
  • Ass Diving Little Green Men
  • The Dragon King
  • Team Rocket

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

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Jack: Yes. And also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner, so be sure to grab somebody and force them to listen with you. It's an obligation. The government made it law. The president passed that law to force.

Cristina: People to listen to it.

Jack: To force people to listen to. Yeah, this happened a couple of days ago. The President put a bill that went straight to the Senate and House of Congress, and the judges also ruled on it. And.

Cristina: And it's only law here in this country. It's not the world.

Jack: It's in the world. The President made a law that the world has to follow.

Cristina: How does that work?

Jack: It just works.

Cristina: I don't think.

Jack: So he went ahead and he sat down and grabbed this pen and he scribbled. He scribbled on this piece of paper. He's like, they will listen. They will listen.

Cristina: And they did listen.

Jack: Well, no, he passed the bill. And then from that day forward, everybody has to sit their a** down and listen.

Cristina: I don't know why the world has to listen to.

Jack: The world has to listen to him.

Cristina: That makes no sense.

Jack: Because nukes.

Cristina: Because nukes.

Jack: Because nukes. War happens. If you don't listen to the Just Conversation podcast, if you don't make somebody listen to the Just Conversation, it's more important.

Cristina: It's not about listening. It's about making someone listen.

Jack: Yeah, you gotta find people, sit them down and make them listen.

Cristina: Why? Okay. Yes. Okay. So you're listening now. Are you listening? Okay, good, good.

Jack: Yeah. If they can hear this, it's because they sat their a**** down and they're listening.

Cristina: Okay, people, I need you guys to use your imagination while I ask you something. What animals have big butts?

Jack: What animals have big butts?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Baboons.

Cristina: Baboons. Rampoons do have big butts. Why do you think they have such big butts for?

Jack: I don't know. Because they don't really sit on their butts as often as you'd think.

Cristina: It's gotta be a mating thing.

Jack: You think they use it to. It's like the bird's feathers.

Cristina: The bigger and redder the butts, the more attractive it looks.

Jack: That's what it is.

Cristina: Yes. It's like a competition.

Jack: Who has the biggest, reddest b***.

Cristina: Yes. And then they get the mate. I mean, whoever, I guess. I don't know how they compete in this contest. It's not like a human contest type of thing. Who knows? Maybe they offer walk in front of the guy, show the b*** or whatever. Dance with her b*** sticking out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Jack: The chick is the one competing here?

Cristina: Yes, it's the chick competing. Whoa.

Jack: It's usually the guy.

Cristina: Yep. But.

Jack: So butts are, like, universally a guy thing?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Whoa. Interesting.

Cristina: That is so weird. But yes.

Jack: Or is it just a primate thing?

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: It's like apes.

Cristina: Like apes. I don't know if apes like. But I know human men like butts.

Jack: You just mentioned an ape that likes butts.

Cristina: Except. Oh, yeah, I guess that ape. But that's a specific type. I don't know if all apes.

Jack: Yeah. Because most apes don't have butts.

Cristina: Yeah. They weren't made like that. I don't know.

Jack: But if they did have butts, the men would be the one who liked those butts.

Cristina: Yes. Is that weird?

Jack: That's pretty strange, considering in every other thing ever that's ever happened in all of history and time, it's the female who gets to choose, not the male.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's really just a monkey thing. We're just like, no, we, the man, we pick. What the f***?

Cristina: So you get it from your monkey brothers back then when we chose by butts?

Jack: Yeah, I guess. I guess that makes an argument for coming from baboons.

Cristina: Yeah. You think we come from baboons? I don't come from baboons. Yeah.

Jack: I think we come from chimpanzees, actually. I'm not entirely sure.

Cristina: Maybe if they care about butts. Their butts are different, though, from our butts.

Jack: They don't got butts.

Cristina: They don't have butts.

Jack: Chimpanzees don't have butts.

Cristina: Well, primates. Their butts, though, are different from our butts.

Jack: But boon. Butts are different from our butts. I guess it would be the closest to our butts. Yeah, but like you're talking about, the area where their a****** is located is very different.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes.

Cristina: Is that weird? I don't know, because. I guess it's because we're using our butts differently. Our legs, our bottom part of our body is used differently. Like they're using theirs to climb things.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Well, we're. We have this b*** to help us somehow run.

Jack: The b*** helps us run.

Cristina: Yes. And sit of course.

Jack: Well, it helps us sit. How does it help us run?

Cristina: I don't know. Somehow the design of the b*** is helping us walk and run the way we do. Which it doesn't help with primates, the way, like, they don't run like we run.

Jack: So to get this straight, we started walking. Those of us that began to walk up straight and that became our advantage over the other creatures.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That couldn't see so far over the grass. Those just developed butts. Like, they got booty cheeks.

Cristina: Who has booty cheeks?

Jack: All this. All the primates began standing to see.

Cristina: Farther through the grass. Yeah.

Jack: That's why they survived longer. They can come down from the trees and see a predator further away.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because they can look over the grass while others struggle to do that for longer. In fact, we can just keep walking standing upright while the other apes couldn't do that. And so we could see some, like, creature in a distance.

Cristina: Yeah. So those develop butts. Yeah. And we're part of those.

Jack: Yeah. But so just, just being, just doing that gave us a**** like.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like plump booties.

Cristina: Yes. Well, there's theories of why men are attracted to butts. So it might be a thing like you evolved in us to have a nicer looking b***.

Jack: Evolutionary purposes.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You gotta be able to meet more.

Cristina: Yes. No. Is that. Yeah. But butts. But it's more than just the b*** that men are attractive to, oddly enough. It's the curve of the b***. Of the b***. Yes. The back b*** thing. It has to be a specific 45.5 degrees. That's the magic number.

Jack: Yeah. Because it can't be 90 degrees. It's too much. It has to be like a particular slant. And that also applies not just to the b*** cheeks from behind, looking at it from the side, but the hips that form the b*** cheek as well from the front and the back, which gives the hourglass shape. It's that general region.

Cristina: Do you know why, though? Like, why that specific. Why such a specific degree?

Jack: I have no idea.

Cristina: That's so weird.

Jack: I guess it's the optimal shape. It's as hourglassy as it gets. Any more and you start losing hourglass shape. Any less and you start losing hourglass shape. It's about 45 degrees.

Cristina: Yeah. They like when they were testing out how. What about big butts, Men, like, they tried different things besides the curve because they thought that was weird. It was a curve. The excess fat or excess muscle. Those three different options.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And the curve would win. So it's really about that curve yeah, yeah.

Jack: We want meaty a**.

Cristina: And they think it allows. They think men. That curve helps women to walk around and easily when they're pregnant and stuff. So they can find food and things. So they think evolutionary. It was just a benefit for the lady. That's why guys find it attractive.

Jack: How do they find food? Because of their b***.

Cristina: Like, they could walk around without injuring their back or anything. It's not a pain to be when they're pregnant to do things that they would normally do when they're not pregnant.

Jack: Why would their back hurt less? Because they have a b***?

Cristina: Because of the curve. The curve is the thing we're talking about. Like, it's part of the b***, but it's the curve that's connecting to the b*** is helping the pain. Not pain, but the back.

Jack: I guess it's sort of diffusing the center force. It's bringing it more towards the center by having something extra sticking in that direction. While you have something sticking in that direction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now you're more centered, and then you.

Cristina: Can do more things, and therefore you're more helpful.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting.

Cristina: So that's interesting. Yeah. The degree. Who cares? I mean, I guess we can.

Jack: Everything is math. Everything is math.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why do people like pizza?

Cristina: Why do people like pizza?

Jack: It's a circle cut into triangles that you put in a box.

Cristina: But then wouldn't all foods be something like that? Are they all like that?

Jack: No. They either taste good or something like pizza that, when you really break it apart, doesn't really. And it also looks kind of like vomit.

Cristina: I feel like hot dogs aren't the greatest looking or the greatest tasting, but people still eat that cylindrical. The shape of it.

Jack: Yeah. It's like a perfect cylinder. That's why when math goes into something, the taste and look of it goes out the window.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now, if it tastes good, it doesn't matter what it looks like. And it doesn't matter if it's in a specific shape.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But if it isn't tasting good and it doesn't look good, then it's the shape that's doing it.

Cristina: The shape.

Jack: In the case of pizza, the cheese itself isn't like the people think it's the cheese. People like cheese.

Cristina: But she's not great.

Jack: It's not doing enough.

Cristina: It's not doing enough.

Jack: In fact, you can find out that the favored pizzas in the world are all where the slice itself is the most triangular, really. If the slice is too long.

Cristina: But there are weirdos that like the square pizza.

Jack: Yeah. And that's why Those aren't that popular. Think about it.

Cristina: Ah, they're not that popular.

Jack: No. Because it's a box inside of a box. Who cares?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, you can locate all of these problems. The more that the more triangular it is, the more people like it.

Cristina: That's a sexy pizza.

Jack: Sexy pizza.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: And the more solid the triangle, the better as well. So like, people definitely enjoy holding a domino slice, which is shorter and way more triangular.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Than like a Pizza Hut really long one that like bends towards the tip because it's so like it's not solid. Even if out of all of them, obviously Papa John's is the healthy alternative. It tastes better.

Cristina: It tastes better.

Jack: But Papa John's doesn't have that perfect domino's shape. Yeah, domino's is made of garbage. It's just all poison that they're putting into there. Not to say Papa John's isn't. But out of all the options, Papa John's is the closest to healthy you can possibly get. Not that it's healthy, but you know.

Cristina: What if you made it at home?

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Wouldn't that taste better or it wouldn't because you wouldn't be able to make it as perfect as the domino one.

Jack: Well, it's not the taste, it's the shape. No matter what that's pleasing you.

Cristina: The shape of it.

Jack: Yeah. You're convinced if it could taste like crap, you're convinced it tastes good because the shape.

Cristina: Oh, okay. What? Oh. And. And another reason men love big butts or women with big butts is that women with big butts are smarter and have smarter children. Something to do with the fatty stuff that's in there? I don't know. There's some magic stuff thing in the b*** that helps makes more kids. There's a unique fatty acid that's inside the woman's beauty that's stored in the fat of the b*** that is important to the baby's development. Brain for the baby's brain.

Jack: So bigger b***, smarter kid.

Cristina: Yes. There you go. That's your reason to start hunting for big butts. It's not about the curve. Although you could explain it as the curve, but like that makes you look crazy. If you went to people like, I need 40 set 45.5% degree curve. Before I'm with you have to like check it with a, I guess a ruler or something. I'm not sure how people are checking this out.

Jack: It was sort of be like a ruler. It's a two sided ruler.

Cristina: A two sided ruler? Yeah.

Jack: You know where you know those rulers that you use? Not a ruler, but that thing you use, like when you want to draw a perfect circle, you like put the pencil in the thing and you lock it and it has a pointy end and you put that and you spin it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's a ruler that has that shape and basically as you open it, all it does is tell you how much degrees open it is.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Then you put that next to your a** and you're like, oh, 45, that's the one.

Cristina: I think I'm gonna be that weird person. I want to get that and check it out on people and try to.

Jack: Find the perfect 45 degree booty.

Cristina: Yes. What if I have it? I hope I do. Who knows?

Jack: You hope you have a perfect 45 degree booty?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You gotta buy that ruler.

Cristina: I will. And also, but that's a great reason to look for people with big butts is you just say I want smart.

Jack: Children and big butts equals smart children.

Cristina: Yeah, there you go. It makes so much sense.

Jack: So there's biological sense to want a nice a**. So all this bullshit about all a**** matter, you know, all shapes matter. What about small booty chicks? No, she's gonna have a r*****.

Cristina: What if she does surgery? Then you don't even know.

Jack: That's where being, that's where plastic surgery is a problem. Because she's gonna have fake big booty. And so your kids are gonna. And it's because she lied to you and pretended she had a big booty.

Cristina: Yes, of course.

Jack: But at the end of the day, survival, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So from their perspective, that's also like allowed because you have to survive by making children. By making children. Even if your children gonna be dumb because your b*** is small.

Cristina: I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Jack: It should be that apparently based on this information, all women with flat booties should die alone is what we're finding out.

Cristina: That's not what we're finding out.

Jack: That's exactly what this information said. It said we need to remove all the Hispanics from the camps we have so that we have space to start moving in the flat booted women so that we could just remove them from society. Because think about it, maybe the problem is that so many women have been creating fake booties and then guys have been mating with these women with fake booties and now those kids have grown up and run the world. Ah, that's the problem.

Cristina: No way.

Jack: That's the problem.

Cristina: Isn't it recent? This whole Big fake booty thing. Like those children aren't old enough to run the real world.

Jack: Those children were born in the 90s.

Cristina: But it's become super popular, like in the tens.

Jack: Rap made it popular, but.

Cristina: Yeah, but it's still the surgery, the expense and everything. Like now people could do it more easily.

Jack: Oh yeah, it's going to be more of a problem. Yeah, but before the fact that these flat booties women were coming across like they had big booties and they were allowed to mate instead of being sanitized.

Cristina: Oh my gosh.

Jack: You see the problem? So now what we have is flat bootied women mating and having dumb children. And then those dumb children being in their early 20s right now.

Jack: And they're the ones who are over here. But like those are the gen f******. What is it Z? Is that what the f*** they are? Gen X? I don't know, whatever the f******. The dumb kid, the Tide pod retards. Those morons are out here trying to like activism and cancel everything and like no, everything is wrong and, and, and gender. 3 million different names and there's definitely difference between women and men. Except if they want to do the same jobs and like what the f***? Oh my God. That's the same group of people that happened because flat bootied women pretended to have big booties and they made it. We shouldn't allow that. We found the problem.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. What would you trade that for? The baboon booties.

Jack: What do you mean baboon booties?

Cristina: Like do you wish women had big.

Jack: Red booties so that we can tell like your booty isn't red enough? You're bullshitting. Yeah, like your booty might be big, but it ain't red.

Cristina: Surgery to get it more red, they'll.

Jack: Get like some kind of spray tan equivalent. Oh, we'll find a way. People will find a way, man. It's human nature. Yeah, that quote from Jurassic Park. Nature always finds a way.

Cristina: So. Oh my gosh. They're gonna dye their butts.

Jack: They're gonna dye their butts and then they're gonna still mate and we can't stop it.

Cristina: What about the superpower of having an armored b***? Would you want an armored b*** like the wombat?

Jack: The wombat has an armored b***?

Cristina: Yes. It's filled with cartilage to protect itself.

Jack: From getting a** raped?

Cristina: From getting bit in the b***, I guess because it lives underground. So when it' running from the predator, it could smash the predator. It's actually defense and offense. It could attack. It's with its B***. Swinging its b*** and crash. That, you know, hit the head of the predator.

Jack: So it does like. Like giraffes and, like, swings its a** the way a giraffe swings its neck.

Cristina: I guess so. And it just destroys the head of the. What is dingle or Tasmanian devil that's chasing it.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. So it's, like, really, really hard.

Cristina: Yeah. So would you like that?

Jack: Why would I like that?

Cristina: As a power or something? I don't know. No, no, no. You don't want a super b***. We're gonna find out what type of super b*** you want.

Jack: There's more than one super b***?

Cristina: Yes. This is just the first of many. Oh, no. This is the first of a few. The sea cucumber does a really interesting thing. I wouldn't want this power. I don't know. I'm very iffy about could shrink its body. And then it ejects its internal organs out of its b*** and onto its predators. And the organs are poisonous. So the fish die. A lot of the fish are poisoned. Like, it'll get poisoned and die.

Jack: But does the fish die too?

Cristina: No, the organs. Or some of the organs regenerate. That's the big problem to me. Some of the organs regenerate. I don't know, like. But I guess it's the important ones, Right? Like, it's still alive. It takes six to 10 weeks to regrow those organs.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: So, like, I feel like it's very dangerous, though, in that period of time when you're waiting for those things to grow back. How are you hunting for your own food? Unless Sea cucumbers don't need that type of food.

Jack: But it's spewing its organs through its b***.

Cristina: Yes. It's b***. Ho. It's just, like, vomiting its organs out. Can we say vomiting? I don't know. It's pooping.

Jack: Yeah, it's pooping its organs.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like the worst kind of diarrhea.

Cristina: Yes. Would you like that?

Jack: No.

Cristina: I don't know. It's. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be that either. I like the wombat b*** more. Although the baboon b*** is pretty interesting. I don't know.

Jack: But the baboon b*** doesn't have powers.

Cristina: I know. It just gets really big and red and it's finally a lady doing the dance instead of the guy, which is unique and different.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: But I think wombat booty for me for now wins.

Jack: An armored booty.

Cristina: Yes. And there's this skipper, capis that can launch its poop.

Jack: It's a Cactus caterpillar. Oh.

Cristina: Oh, Skipper. There's a. There's a skipper caterpillar that launches its poop.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yeah, the poop is like little pellets, and it has, like, a special b*** launching pad, which it just, I guess, stores the poop until it needs it, and then it shoots it out to attack its predators.

Jack: Does it kill anything with it?

Cristina: I don't think so. I think it just probably, like, distracts the enemy and then runs away.

Jack: Got it. That makes sense. So, like, very slowly runs away?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, really?

Cristina: It's a caterpillar. It's not a caterpillar. That slow?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Oh. I mean, maybe it causes some damage if it's like a boulder. When you fire a boulder at something that's gonna hurt, I don't think it's that strong, but, like, it'll annoy the villain. The villain, the predator, enough to be like, okay, I'm not gonna eat you. I'm going away.

Jack: Is that what happens?

Cristina: Yeah, I think so.

Jack: They just shoot their poop and the creature runs away?

Cristina: Yeah, maybe. Either that or yeah, I think it would, like, bother the. The. It would bother the predator enough that the. It would run away. That makes sense to me. Would you like that attack?

Jack: I guess that sounds better than the other ones.

Cristina: Then the wombat armor. I don't know. There's a. There's a tiny whale, a pygmy sperm whale. Most whales, their defense is being humongous. They're all humongous. Like, they don't need a defense. Their size is their defense. And this little whale has, like, it's. It has a special bladder of syrup, of b*** syrup that it shoots out when an enemy is attacking.

Jack: Keyword, b*** syrup.

Cristina: B*** syrup. Yes. It's cloudy, reddish brown goo that just, like, harm. It's harmful to the enemy. I don't know if it kills the enemy, but it's enough to distract the enemy so it could run away. Swim away. So you could swim away.

Jack: So boot syrup. Boot b*** syrup.

Cristina: B*** syrup? Yes, that's the scientific word for it. Okay.

Jack: Does it have a scientific word for the b*** syrup?

Cristina: No idea. It probably does, but it's just probably poop. I don't know. But that's an interesting evolution. Instead of doing the size thing like all the other whales, it's like, nope, I'm gonna be tiny, but I'm gonna have b*** syrup.

Jack: B*** syrup it is.

Cristina: I don't think I'd want that power or see that power. I don't want to see that either. Yeah, yeah. Then there's an Australian fitzro. Australian fitzroe river turtle who could breathe out of its b*******.

Jack: Whoa, wait. Could it breathe out of its mouth too? Does it just have two different breathing areas?

Cristina: I think it has two breathing areas, but the b******* helps it swim. It helps it stay underwater longer because it, like, holds in a bunch of air inside of its b***.

Jack: And what does it do with that air?

Cristina: It just stores it for when it needs it so it can stay underwater longer.

Jack: Right, but that. But that air goes through its b*** to its lungs.

Cristina: Maybe. I guess that's what I'm guessing. Yes, for sure. That's what it does, Nick. Stay underwater up to three weeks without taking a breath of air.

Jack: That's intense.

Cristina: That is. That might be a helpful power, maybe. I don't know.

Jack: In air through your booty.

Cristina: Yes. So you can stay underwater for a very long time.

Jack: Yeah. Imma go chill in the water for the next three weeks.

Cristina: I know. Yeah. I don't know how it would be helpful, but it seems helpful. Okay, sure.

Jack: If you gotta, like, spy on somebody and you gotta be, like, hidden in the water next to them or some s*** the whole time.

Cristina: That is weird.

Jack: Hide in somebody's pool for weeks.

Cristina: Then I would want the combination of this, this, and I guess the last thing with the sperm whale. So you can, like, if someone does find you in that water, you just shoot the vat syrup at them.

Jack: But then you asphyxiate and die.

Cristina: I guess.

Jack: In that instant, the b*** syrup is made out of your oxygen.

Cristina: Oh. So it wouldn't really be b*** syrup anymore.

Jack: It'd be oxygen syrup.

Cristina: It would be, but like a poisonous fart or something.

Jack: Nah, because you still have to be able to survive off of it.

Cristina: Oh, but it wouldn't be syrupy.

Jack: I don't know. Water is syrupy if you do it right, I guess.

Cristina: But oxygen isn't, if that's what you're surviving off of. Oxygen.

Jack: I'm assuming while they're in their water. In the water, their b*** takes in water and pulls out oxygen from it. It's just pulling in literal air. They grab air outside and then go in the water.

Cristina: It might be that. It could be that it sticks his b*** out of the water, sucks in the oxygen, and then jumps in the water. You know what that sounds like? That sounds right. And the manatee actually farts. Held in gas to get deeper in the water. That's. It's superpower.

Jack: How's that a superpower?

Cristina: Because I don't know. It's Super. Because it's. You don't think that's super?

Jack: It feels like swimming.

Cristina: It feels like. But it can go deeper than other swimming creatures, I guess. Other water mammals, I guess that's fine. It helps with food. Less competitors if you can go deeper than the other ones.

Jack: Yeah, but that's not a superpower. That's just like, I got more agility or some s***, I guess.

Cristina: Okay, that's a weak one. Who wins right now? I think the caterpillar wins right now. No, the one that takes out its organs. That creature.

Jack: That kind of sucks.

Cristina: That kind of sucks. Yeah. It is super, though. It's both. Then the dragonfly, when it's a baby. When they're babies, they're underwater nymphs and they use their b*** to swim in the water and also to eat.

Jack: They eat through their b***?

Cristina: No, the air pushing, I guess, out of their b*** helps them move their mouth. Out of their mouth somehow. Tissue. I don't know how it works, but yes, they use their b*** to help them eat.

Jack: So like fart launch forward and grab things quicker. So when you see a dragonfly just like scooting around, it's just sustaining like a long fart.

Cristina: It's not the dragonfly, though. It's the baby form, the nymph. I don't know. Do they look like dragonflies? I don't think so.

Jack: I have no idea.

Cristina: It sounds like a fairy type of thing, that word. I don't know what that word comes from. Nymph. Have you heard of it?

Jack: I have. I don't know what it is.

Cristina: What was your favorite superpower or super b***, I guess. What was your favorite super b***? You don't care about any of them?

Jack: No, not really. Those are some. No, not really. Those pretty crappy b*** powers.

Cristina: I don't know. The wombat wins for me. Have you seen the largest, or I guess one of the largest butts in the world? It's 8.25ft round and it belongs to an elephant. No, human. A human's b***. I want to show you her booty, if I can. Or I guess her body because it's kind of ridiculous. Her name is Mikael and she's an American and she has one of the biggest booties in the world.

Jack: I mean, it's not really that her booty is particularly big, though. It's like she's really morbidly obese and a lot of that weight is caught in her a**. It's grease, not fat.

Cristina: So it's so what? It's grease.

Jack: Yeah. Oh, it's like, not healthy fat by any means. Her thighs are the size of my body.

Cristina: Whoa. That's so crazy. Is there a Guinness World Record for that? Probably. It's too ridiculous.

Jack: Guinness World Record for everything.

Cristina: Yeah. Even though we're the only animals with butts, the way we have them, our booty cheeks. What other animals do you think have butts compared to us?

Jack: Compared? What do you mean?

Cristina: I guess like, when you imagine animals with big butts, what do you imagine?

Jack: Corgis.

Cristina: Corgis. Is that the famous.

Jack: That's the famous non booty cheek b*** animal.

Cristina: And chickens. Chickens do not have big butts.

Jack: Well, they have butts. Well, they don't really. They have like their a** up in a weird way.

Cristina: The turkey beats the chicken, though.

Jack: Yes. They both have pretty big butts.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: As compared to other birds.

Cristina: Yeah. And like, think like the spider for insects. Or not insects, whatever. Are spider.

Jack: Arachnids.

Cristina: Arachnids. Spiders got big butts.

Jack: Is that the spider's b***?

Cristina: I actually. I have no idea. That's probably its body.

Jack: That's probably.

Cristina: But I consider it its b***. Yes.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: With like, the snake doesn't have any. But.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Or dolphins or any fish in general. In general. So. But you know what? I think the biggest lover of butts besides, I guess humans and baboons are dogs. Dogs love butts. They don't love big butts, but they sure love butts.

Jack: They don't love butts. It's just how they communicate.

Cristina: Yeah, it is. They love smelling. They still love sniffing butts. I mean. No, it is communication.

Jack: I don't think it's like, do you go to your 9 to 5 and then love talking to your boss? No, you gotta communicate. You don't love talking to your boss. Yeah, you gotta communicate.

Cristina: Yeah. So this is just them communicating with each other.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. You know, they could smell the mood of the other dog.

Jack: That's interesting. I didn't know that.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, their nose is a superpower.

Jack: Yeah. Dog's nose is some crazy s***. So is their hearing. A dog is kind of a superhero.

Cristina: And the hear. And their hearings. Yeah. And they're hearing. Yes, they could. They can smell some strange things, though. Like they can smell bugs. Like, if you had termites and they knew how to smell what that. That smell like? If they were trained to sniff out termites, they could point it to you. So they're so helpful. And they can smell even things that you wouldn't imagine that they could, like die. Diabetic attacks, cancer and Seizure. You didn't think a dog would be able to sense those things? I don't know if it's smell related, but I think it's part smell related, part visual of like seeing what you're going through.

Jack: Smelling a seizure sounds crazy to me.

Cristina: That does. Those three things sound crazy to me.

Jack: Cancer, diabetes is a sugar shift. Sugar is potent.

Cristina: Mmm. So there's obviously something they can smell from that.

Jack: Cancer is rotten.

Cristina: Oh, the seizure.

Jack: How do you smell a seizure?

Cristina: It could be that they can see the difference of your body changing because that causes you to your reaction to change. Like what's happening to you. Your whole body is just yeah, yeah, yeah. Which might not. Someone might not notice that quickly, but maybe dogs could sense it quicker. I also learned two very interesting stories about b*** mythologies or b*** related folklore. And they're both Japanese stories and they're amazing. And the first one is there's this creature called Shurimi, which is. Which just translates to b*** eye.

Jack: B*** eye?

Cristina: Yeah, Buttock's eye. Can you imagine what this creature looks like?

Jack: It's an eye in somebody's b***.

Cristina: Exactly. Yes. This yokai has. I think he has no face, but for some reason he does have an eye in his b*******. And he likes to scare people with his eye b***. He stalks people. They're like what's go like they'll call you out in night to. So you turn around to look at them and then they'll flash you their b*** eye. With their b*** eye. With their shiny b*** eye. I don't think they're evil or anything. They're just want to show off their b***. Aye. To you.

Jack: Like all these women who are the problem, they want to show off their b***.

Cristina: The flat butts.

Jack: The flat butts who are pretending to be plump butts.

Cristina: Yes. There's nothing evil about that.

Jack: About sh. Yeah, there is. If the reason that the world is in turmoil is because of fake booties. That's why they freak. The ones who freaked out at Kendrick Lamar when he said that line. I'm so sick and tired of the Photoshop.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Wait, they're mad that he said he's tired of Photoshop?

Jack: Well, no, he says like he wants something natural.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And it's like, yeah, because non natural is making people stupid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: People being born dumb because flat booties are allowed to have children. We need to get all China on this s***. If you're flat booty, you're not allowed.

Cristina: You have to tell China that.

Jack: No, we got to get China on board. I mean China's gonna listen anyways, because this lies. Is it gonna. You know, let's conclude this. Now that we know, we're gonna tell the president.

Cristina: The president's not gonna make the world do this.

Jack: He can pass laws that the world listens to.

Cristina: No, the world does not listen to him.

Jack: Yeah. Especially Russia and China.

Cristina: To this president.

Jack: Yeah. To Biden.

Cristina: To Biden.

Jack: To Biden.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're gonna listen to Biden.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And they're gonna sign another. Another. I'm gonna convince him, and he's gonna sign one that stops all the flat booties from mating.

Cristina: From mating?

Jack: Yeah. We gotta tie their tubes against her will.

Cristina: What? No.

Jack: Gonna open these camps in these camps.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. I thought you were just gonna kick the Spanish people out.

Jack: Yeah, and then we gotta clean it.

Cristina: Okay, so you're not making new camps. You're just using the ones that you have.

Jack: Yeah. We gotta prepare it for the flat booties.

Cristina: Yeah, because the Spanish people will most likely have booties.

Jack: Yes. We need to release them back into society because Hispanic a** is fine.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's flat booties that are.

Cristina: It's a crime.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Flat b*** is a crime.

Jack: Flat b*** is a crime.

Cristina: You heard it here. That would be so crazy. I would like you to convince him of that. Or I guess him convince the world of that. I don't know.

Jack: Both.

Cristina: Both. It's very strange. Then there's this creature called the kappa. You've probably seen him before. He's like a green toad looking creature in Japan. He's like. He's human like, and green, though. Kind of alien like, I guess. But he looks kind of like a turtle. Y. Human, I guess. Sounds familiar. No.

Jack: Is that tur. Is it. That is a turtle. I was thinking frog.

Cristina: Oh, yes. It could be frog. I could be wrong. It's one of those things. It's green. It's from Japan.

Jack: Because I'm thinking that frog from the cereal box.

Cristina: The cereal box.

Jack: There's like a weird golden cereal that tastes like cardboard.

Cristina: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Jack: Yeah, it's like little beans. The co. The. It looks like coffee. Beans.

Cristina: Beans. Coffee. There.

Jack: Oh, that's a f****** Pokemon.

Cristina: That's a Pokemon. It's gonna be a Pokemon if it's not a Pokemon.

Jack: No, no, no. It definitely 100% is a Pokemon.

Cristina: Oh, that's the one you were talking about, right?

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, crap. I didn't get its name. Well, yes, there's a Pokemon that looks like Kappa and it is a Kappa. It is a Kappa. Well, there's this thing inside our butts called shirikodama. It's like a magical ball that we all have inside our butts.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And these kappas want that.

Jack: So they're gonna stick their fingers in your b*** to get it.

Cristina: Yes. Pretty much killing you, probably. Most likely. Or they'll drown you and then take it fun. Yes. Yes.

Jack: So you're gonna get drowned and then.

Cristina: They'Ll take your magic b***.

Jack: They're gonna. Their fingers in your a**.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And search for magic ball.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Got it.

Cristina: And they're not sure what that magic ball is, but it might be related to our soul. Like, it could be our soul in there.

Jack: Our soul is in our b***?

Cristina: It could be. Yes. Or it could be our liver. I don't know if that's in there, but that's strange.

Jack: So they're fishing for our soul through our b***. Fantastic.

Cristina: We have a soul in a ball that's in our b***. Yes. That's pretty awesome.

Jack: The b*** soul.

Cristina: The b*** sole. Yep. I mean, where else would the soul be, do you know?

Jack: In your chest, I guess.

Cristina: That's where you think it's in?

Jack: Yeah, I think the consciousness is in the head and the soul is somewhere in the chest area.

Cristina: Where do you get that? Where does anyone get that?

Jack: Seems right.

Cristina: It just seems right. What was the first one? The conscious.

Jack: Yeah. Conscious mind or the mind. The consciousness or the mind? If they're not the same thing, they're in the same place, at least.

Cristina: I don't know how we can prove where the conscious is either.

Jack: No, we can't.

Cristina: But you're saying if I.

Jack: If I had to guess where it is.

Cristina: On the head.

Jack: It's in the head. And if I have to guess where the soul is? Probably in your chest somewhere.

Cristina: Just trying to think about what keeps your heart pumping. The heart itself.

Jack: Something that's keeping the heart pumping. I'll call that the soul.

Cristina: Okay, so the thing that's keeping the heart pumping is the soul. Maybe. Maybe. Yes.

Jack: The brain needs the blood of the heart, so the brain ain't keeping the heart up. You have somebody brain dead whose heart works.

Cristina: So then. But then how about consciousness? Where do you get that idea?

Jack: I don't know. I'm just saying that that's in the head. But I know that the heart has to be kept up by something other than the body, other than the mind. That thing that we can't identify. That's what's doing it.

Cristina: Interesting, huh? Then maybe the consciousness is in our b***. Maybe that ball, the magical ball. Is actually our conscious. How could we prove that wrong?

Jack: Maybe that magical ball is our genetic code.

Cristina: Our genetic code?

Jack: Like a perfect blueprint to making another human or something.

Cristina: Why would they want that?

Jack: To make another human or something.

Cristina: Oh, then maybe they're aliens. They look aliens. They're little green men.

Jack: That seems legit. I mean, don't little green men already probe a****?

Cristina: Exactly. This is a water alien.

Jack: This a water alien Sticking crap in your a**, trying to pull something out. They're looking for the secret to life, and it's in your a**.

Cristina: It's in your a**. Yes. Yes.

Jack: Whoa, whoa. The secret to life is in our a*******?

Cristina: Maybe if we have bigger butts, though, we can protect that.

Jack: God's a genius. Right? Because it's like the last place they're gonna look inside their a******.

Cristina: Yeah. How did these creatures figure it out?

Jack: Magic. Well, no, they're aliens. They probably. They probably went through this whole process themselves. Yeah, they know it's in their a******. Yeah, they're like. It's always in the a******.

Cristina: That's amazing. But they don't really know why they want it. There's like, two guesses. One is they like to eat those balls, those magic balls.

Jack: So they eat souls?

Cristina: Yeah. Or it's some kind of tax to the dragon King who lives under the sea, and they're paying him.

Jack: I don't care about anything else anymore. There's a dragon king that lives under the f****** sea?

Cristina: Yes. I don't know anything about him, but I'll learn about him.

Jack: Is it Nessie?

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. What?

Jack: A dragon that lives under the f****** sea? I guess it's not Nessie, because she lives in a lake. But, like, there's a f****** dragon that lives under the sea. The Dragon King.

Cristina: The dragon king are dragons, Water creatures? I guess. I don't know. No, they're like lizards, maybe. Well, the Chinese dragon that we were talking about has to be a water dragon, right? Because the fish is in the water. The fish isn't turning into a sky thing.

Jack: Yeah, that's a western dragon, but it's a water dragon.

Cristina: Right.

Jack: The ones that are in the. The Chinese and Japanese dragons are water dragons, not water dragons, but they're like snake things. Like, unless it's flying without wings, I'm assuming they. That those things exist in the water.

Cristina: Yeah. So maybe. Yeah. So then the dragon king would be a water dragon king. Interesting.

Jack: Gyarados is water dragon. That's a Pokemon.

Cristina: Yeah, he's a magical dragon king. Maybe he is the dragon King.

Jack: He's the Dragon King.

Cristina: You think there's magic balls in Pokemon? That's horrifying. There's Kappa. Yes. I mean, the Soul Ball. Unless you think those are souls, they're just playing with other creatures. Souls?

Jack: Like, I mean, isn't Electrode and Voltorb both just pokeballs that are alive?

Cristina: Yes. There's something wrong there. I don't know. They live in a world that. What's his name from Blue's Clue. Not Blue's Clues. That's the wrong guy. That old show, Peewee Playhouse. Remember his house? It's all alive, right? He lives in the Pokemon world.

Jack: Yeah, kind of. He's just trapped in his house or hiding from the rest of the world, where everything is violent and murdering each other.

Cristina: Yeah, but his house is alive.

Jack: Dude, that's crazy.

Cristina: Pokemon.

Jack: A single Pokemon, you take over the world.

Cristina: Yeah, one.

Jack: You got one Pokemon. There's no other Pokemon.

Cristina: You take over the world even like a Diglett?

Jack: The Diglett is crazy. You could topple buildings with a Diglett. With a Diglett.

Jack: They're too overpowered, bro. Pokemon. Like, really?

Cristina: There's no useless Pokemon. What about Rattata?

Jack: Nah, it's.

Cristina: It's.

Jack: The problem is it has the ability to do random s***. Like one, lightning fast. Two, it can attack people. It's your weapon.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: I guess somebody could pull up that with a gun, though. Just pop your Rattata in the face.

Cristina: Oh, hey.

Jack: It is what it is.

Cristina: Well, if it's super quick, though, maybe you can stop that Again, it depends.

Jack: How quick it is.

Cristina: But it has a quick attack type thing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It has both agility and quick attack. It depends how quick it is. Like, is it so quick that. Boom. It's at your gun.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This fire.

Cristina: Right? Your hand that's holding the gun.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's crazy, man.

Cristina: If it's that quick, then that's. Then there's nothing.

Jack: There's nothing stopping them. But there's also, like, if you somehow caught, like, Ash. Ash is so overpowered. If you really wanted to, because he somehow comes across every God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You can just capture a m*********** and that's it. It's a wrap. He runs the world.

Cristina: He'll never catch one.

Jack: Also, why does Team Rocket want his s***** a**? Pikachu. That's the worst. Pikachu.

Cristina: It's because they're not really villains, dude.

Jack: He gets KO'd by level one Pokemon.

Cristina: Yes. They're not villains. They don't want to be doing evil things. They're just Pretending by chasing a Pikachu, they're just friend. Yes.

Jack: There's Frenemy.

Cristina: They're stalking him. But also they can lie to their boss like, yeah, we're doing something.

Jack: Doing things.

Cristina: Yeah. But obviously they're not. They're trying to catch a. Talking. Like, no, they're trying to catch a rat. A giant rat.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like, who cares? That's such a lame Pokemon.

Jack: Yeah. Pikachu sucks. F****** Dragon King. Are you kidding me?

Cristina: Yes. That is pretty epic. You know what else is pretty epic?

Jack: What?

Cristina: Researchers painted eyes on cow butts to stop lions from attacking. And it worked.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: Yep. No cows were attacked. The ones that didn't have eyes painted on them, I think, like, two of them died in that group. But the ones that did, none of them died.

Jack: Interesting. So the lions were, like, too confused about what creature they were looking at.

Cristina: Yeah. Like. Yeah. Because they like to sneak attack. And since this creature, this new creature to them is looking at them, never blinking, just decided, nope, can't do this.

Jack: Interesting. Yeah. It's horrifying because it looks like it's always looking at you.

Cristina: Yeah. Which for something that likes to surprise, there's nothing it could do.

Jack: Yeah. For a cat, the worst thing you could do is always watch it. It thinks it's being hunted.

Cristina: Yeah. So that's pretty amazing.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So we talked about. So we talked about pros of the booty, but there are some bad stuff that could happen to your booty. I don't know if it's naturally or it's just, like, bad luck or you did something wrong and it caused your booty to attack you. But there's things like hemorrhoids, which is one of the most painful a*** diseases out there, which is like veins of blood around your a***. These veins of blood on your b*** that engorges around your booty. Hoe. That sucks.

Jack: Yep. Sounds painful.

Cristina: It does. There's also a*** fissures. That's the tearing of tissue along the a*** canal, which is caused by giant poops.

Jack: A*** fissures are caused by giant poops?

Cristina: Yes. Like, they're too big. They come out and they hurt your skin around.

Jack: Like Bono.

Cristina: Like Bono Bono?

Jack: Yeah. The Pope had Bono.

Cristina: Yeah. He probably caused him to have some problems in that area.

Jack: Many, many.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He had Bono.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The Pope pooped Bono.

Cristina: There's also a*** warts and itchy a***. That are problems that could happen to you.

Jack: How do they happen?

Cristina: I think a*** warts is. I don't know. It's a viral disorder. I don't know. I don't know how they can happen, but I know the symptoms. The warts are tiny spots inside the a*** opening. They also itchy and they can grow over time.

Jack: Very weird information. We definitely need to get the president to sign that bill to. To get rid of tiny butted people.

Cristina: To get rid of tiny butted, flat butted, flat butts.

Jack: The flat butts need to go. We got. We got to get all the Hispanics out of the camps and into society. We got to reintegrate them so that their butts can create the next generation of intellect. And we got to put the dumb flat butts into the camps and fake butts into the camps so that they stop mating. We got to stop this problem that's happening in society today.

Cristina: But that's only for the women. There has to be something that women are attracted to men in some weird way like this, right? Because there should be some men in those jails too, just for some equal fun. Because then there's gonna be too much men out there.

Jack: No, the problem is that men also have butts. Right? And so we're assuming that their j*** is infused with intelligence because big butts.

Cristina: Wow. Okay.

Jack: This needs to be. Only people with big butts need to be allowed to man.

Cristina: Okay? So for all of them.

Jack: For all of them. Men and women, dude, they can make stupid children in the camps that we don't introduce into society.

Cristina: Okay? What?

Jack: But if you're gonna be in society, we forcefully tie your tubes or you go to a camp. One or the other. That's it. You don't have a choice.

Cristina: You don't have a choice. You don't have a choice. That's crazy.

Jack: You opt into tubes being tied or a camp.

Cristina: We'll have that special ruler to measure your curve b*** growth. Yeah. Your curve ratio.

Jack: Everybody will have it. We'll have like in the last of us, where there's a guy walking up to people with a thermometer. Like, there's gonna be cops outside just checking. Like, that doesn't look like a Right. And that doesn't look like a 45 degree angle. Plump booty. Yeah, get the ruler. Then they check you. They stop you. They're like, we got to check your booty. People freak out. No, no, don't check my daughter. She's too young. She's just a child.

Cristina: Should there be an age for this?

Jack: No, because these people are gonna grow up anyways. We got to stop the problem as young as we can. If we can do something to feed them the Proper foods to make their booties grow.

Cristina: But what age do we start measuring? We can't be measuring babies.

Jack: We can't be measuring babies. No, no, no, no. Anybody you gave Burger King to, That's over developed because they had too many hormones in the food. And they're like a 35 year old looking 12 year old at that age.

Cristina: Because they're still maturing. So it should be when they stop maturing, which is in the 20s.

Jack: D***. That's problematic though, because we could have corrected the issue, but we don't know.

Cristina: If there's an issue or not.

Jack: Yes, because they might have too flat of a booty.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Tell me. Growth spurts, essentially.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Take it to account. A growth spurt.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Height wise. Females stop growing around 16 years of age.

Cristina: So we gotta start measuring them at 16.

Jack: I guess like their body stops fully developing around that time. You know what you're gonna look like as a female at 16, while a male usually grows until they're about 24.

Cristina: That's a problem.

Jack: Yeah. While intellectually men seem to stop mentally developing at a fast pace at around 18 to 19, while women up to 26 years of age.

Cristina: Whoa. What? Why so different?

Jack: I have no idea.

Cristina: It's crazy. 26 years of age?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So then what's the right age to measure these butts though?

Jack: When you introduce fake hormones into their body, Lacavia?

Cristina: Any age.

Jack: Fair enough. When the hormones start affecting their body.

Cristina: So when it starts.

Jack: Yeah, I guess. Teenage years and older. We need cops out there the way these cops are out here popping kids anyways. Just because it looked like he had a gun. Even if it was pink, it was abnormally small. It was shooting water. We shot him anyways because we felt in danger. Get those same very dedicated cops to run up to young women with rulers and measure their b*** angle.

Cristina: We need some kind of thing that will stop kids from reproducing though, as kids.

Jack: Fair enough. That means immediately you put an implant when these kids are born into their skin of a thing that's gonna casually drop a sterilant into their body, preventing them from having children. Until you decide. And then you don't have to test anything. You wait until in this society everybody has to go to the doctor so the doctor can tell them whether they can mate or not.

Cristina: Yes. And if you fail, you die. No, you go to camp.

Jack: Well, now you can't have kids anyways, because now we've done it since you're young.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So no camps.

Jack: No camps.

Cristina: Okay. Now you just can't have Kids. Yeah.

Jack: The doctor has to clear you. Your buddy is. Your booty's plump enough to have kids.

Cristina: Okay. There you go. Okay. I guess that works.

Jack: Boot's plump enough to have kids. Yes, that's the solution. We're gonna get Biden to sign that into the world contract.

Cristina: Do we even have that type of technology, though, to stop people and then give them the ability to afterwards, when.

Jack: We decide it's right, kidnap a billionaire's child and threaten their life? And they're going to suddenly come up with a solution? Okay, yes, 100% they'll come up with it. Like, if the. Actually, no, you got to threaten the billionaire. They're by. F*** it. It's just a kid. I can make another one.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: You got to, like, scare the billionaires, and then they'll do it. Yes, because they don't care.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Once you give them the fear, all the money to make this happen will happen overnight. They'll have it tomorrow.

Cristina: Mm, that sounds like a great plan.

Jack: Anyways, this is we're gonna do. We're gonna get Biden to sign that into law. The world is gonna listen to it, of course, and it is what it is. Now, if you guys want to learn more about butts, we literally don't have a single other episode about butts. But now you know about butts, and you know about powers and creatures, and along those lines, you could find out about powers and creatures in many of our episodes.

Cristina: Yeah, we have different episodes with different powers and different creatures, and some with probably powers and creatures involved. I'm not sure. There's probably combinations.

Jack: It's like the Chupacabra and crap like that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Powerful creatures.

Cristina: Do you think the Chupacabra has a b***?

Jack: Like, maybe not maybe. I don't know. There was that Chupacabra running next to the guy's car and look like a dog. So it has about, like, a dog's.

Cristina: Booty, which isn't that much.

Jack: Which isn't that much.

Cristina: Unless it's a corgi Chupacabra.

Jack: Yes, A corgi cobra. Anyways, if you guys want to find more stuff of that nature, you can find all of that stuff on the official website, greythoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok. Uscombopod.

Jack: Yes. And also remember to subscribe. That's always great. And you can rate the show. That's always great. But you can also leave a Review. That's extra, extra great. Although subscribing is better.

Cristina: Yes. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yeah. Word of mouth, the most overpowered thing in the face of the earth. Always ask with the kindness of your heart.

Cristina: Yes. After complimenting your booties. Yes.

Jack: Compliment their booties.

Cristina: Yes. Compliment. And then say, listen to this.

Jack: Yeah. You tell them, look, we need to mate because I got a sweet booty. You got a sweet booty. And here's an episode of a show that's going to teach you why we need to mate.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because our booties are sweet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And after they listen, gonna be like, yeah, I guess if we're gonna have a smart kid, it better be both of us that have nice booties.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I gotta take the chance that my kid isn't stupid.

Cristina: Yes. It's proved by science. Proved by science. Yep. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: I guess. Yeah.

Cristina: Because you're like, oh, I need to share this with the world.

Jack: But what about people who transcribe for a job? They can't possibly like the things they transcribe. No, that's just like, how much does medical transcription suck?

Cristina: That has to scrap. That must be the worst.

Jack: Yeah. No, I think it's worse to be in court. Or you're transcribing random documents that everybody's saying, and it's like mundane, boring garbage you've heard day after day after day after day, but you're just there to record any nuanced difference.

Cristina: Every once in a while, there must be something exciting in the court.

Jack: You can't really pay attention.

Cristina: Oh, what?

Jack: Because you got to catch every word. You're not allowed to process any of them.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, that's. That's really strange. That's a strange job. Yeah. Because you're doing it right live.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: There's no slip up there. You gotta.

Jack: I guess that's different than transcribing.

Cristina: More stressful.

Jack: Yeah, that's. That's very different than transcribing something you've heard a million times or not.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Not heard a million times. Something you've this pre recorded and you could rewind and stuff.

Cristina: Yeah. So maybe it's exciting, that type of way where you're like, I got to do this right.

Jack: Yeah. You're trying to be perfect. You can't f*** up.

Cristina: Yeah. So exciting. To some horrifying for other people. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 132: Pyramid of Giza Technology

Giza, Pyramid, Pyramid of Giza Technology, Egypt, Ancient Advanced Civilization, Rocket Science, Teleporter, Transporter, Laser Technology

Why does the Great Pyramid of Giza have internal technology? What could the power coils and wiring be used for? What did the ancient advanced civilizations need such a large piece of machinery for? The duo speculates the true purpose of the Pyramids and come to a conclusion no one could have ever imagined!

Rambling 132: Pyramid of Giza Technology

Why does the the Great Pyramid of Giza have internal technology? What could the power coils and wiring be used for? What did the ancient advanced civilizations need such a large piece of machinery for? The duo speculates the true purpose of the Pyramids and come to a conclusion no one could have ever imagined!

Topics Discussed:

  • Pyramid Void
  • Pyramid Power Coil
  • Laser Technology
  • Interplanetary War
  • Planet Destroying Weapon
  • Missing Planet
  • Transporter Technology
  • Teleporter Technology
  • Interstellar Travel
  • Intergalactic Travel
  • Entanglement
  • Instant Travel
  • Black Hole Gun
  • Dyson Sphere
  • The Great Void

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast. The show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I am your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes, because the topics we discuss are so vastly important, monumentally, they change the world. Our job is to alter how things work and function. To inform you and get you woked by the level of education we bring you.

Cristina: Yes, we have degrees and things. And stuff.

Jack: And things. And stuff. Exactly. We have all the degrees and things and stuff. And we're here to inform you on all those things we have degrees on. Pick one. That one. Yeah, that. Exactly. Whatever you're thinking of, we got that degree. Doesn't matter which one you think it is. We have it factually.

Cristina: Even the made up ones. Even like degree. In watermelons.

Jack: Yes. Come on. We have the best of green watermelons. Nobody is a watermelon expert the way we are. We. We have all the degrees under the sun and under other stars as well. Not just the sun. We have all the degrees under all the stars. We're intergalactic. We have the. The. The what the f***? It is called the. The sub humans. And with the subhumans on our fancy rockets, we go and we learn from everyone in the Federation. Like Star Trek. But the real one, not the fake one that's on tv. You guys don't know about the real one?

Cristina: Well, the real one is a lot like the one on tv.

Jack: It's almost identical.

Cristina: Like Picard really exists in this reality.

Jack: He has a different name. Picard is based on a real guy who's a true hero among the real Federation that explores all that there is. Except we really haven't explored a bunch either. Because we're kind of trapped in our little. Well, we'll get there eventually. Yes, interesting enough, I do believe we might get there soon.

Cristina: Like next year.

Jack: I don't know under what time. Our lifetimes.

Cristina: Our lifetime. Okay.

Jack: I think within our lifetimes we can travel the entire expanse of the universe. At least the observable universe. But correction. And further and further and further.

Cristina: Okay, and why do you think that?

Jack: Well, because I have stumbled upon the possibility that. Well, let's rewinding. You know, that's a Rewind sound.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Previously on Just Conversation. We were talking about the pyramids. Oh, wait. We're supposed to make, like, a fake every time we have, like, a memory. They're supposed to be scenes that didn't even happen.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Previously. Right. So it's gonna be, like, a little rewind sound. I'm sure our engineers have that somewhere and they're gonna splice that into the audio. Okay, so assuming that does happen. And I'm gonna say random. Totally wrong. Yeah, we're both gonna say totally random things. So insert audio here. I'll do my own so that we know the cue. Previously on Just Conversation. The pyramids.

Cristina: Aliens.

Jack: Teleportation. Question mark. Mayans vanishing.

Cristina: Other pyramids.

Jack: Rocket ship.

Cristina: Is it us?

Jack: Present day. Or I guess we put that. Now there's a forward sound, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is that we rewind.

Cristina: We.

Jack: I guess the opposite of a rewound sound or what a. Anyways, so, yeah, we're talking about the. In several different occasions we've discussed.

Cristina: Yeah, there's gotta be like, two or three episodes.

Jack: Yeah, there's a couple. And they all got different information. In one of them. We brush over how weird the pyramid is. Just talking about other s***. I think we're talking about wonders or some s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then in another episode, we broke apart the fact that there is what seems to be technology inside the pyramid.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Specifically the pyramid of Giza. I think that's closest one. And then I believe the first one was discussing different types of pyramids in which we also landed in the Mayans. Totally vanishing. And the fact that they had what look like to be platforms to move people parts of the pyramid around, which suggest rocket ships could be hidden in there. Opens and then boom, shoots out.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is weird that that would be there. Anyways. But going to the pyramid of Giza, Right?

Cristina: That's in Egypt. Yeah. Okay.

Jack: There were this. A while ago, scientists found something very interesting.

Cristina: What?

Jack: It was a gap. They were using echolocation or sonar or some to dig through without digging through. And they found that there was, like, a gap in there. Just a hole, an empty space. There could be stuff in there, but it's not solid like the rest of it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And they were like, oh, interesting. Curious, curious fact here. And they start sending more signals straight through.

Cristina: More interesting how big it was or something.

Jack: Yeah. But the thing is, they found a bigger gap that's not connected to the previous one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There's two holes there inside of this thing that already seems like it has some form of technology going On.

Cristina: But they found more than two, or was that the end of it? They found exactly two giant gaps.

Jack: They found two giant gaps. A tiny one towards the base and a larger one higher up. It's somewhere around a piece of the pyramid called the king's chamber. That is also what is expected to be one of the power coils. What interesting detail that there would be a gap close to what is the power coil.

Cristina: The power coil is a very strange idea in itself, even if nothing was next to it. Why is there a power coil?

Jack: Why is there what's potentially wiring and conduction tubes in a pyramid that's ancient as f***. And then we just find a gap.

Cristina: So where are you going with this?

Jack: Well, I cracked open some books and decided to dive into what could be done with part A and part B. Because the scientists are too slow. I'm getting bored of waiting for them to do it. I know I can solve it.

Cristina: Are those the different gaps or that's something else.

Jack: The gaps and the technology.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The combination of the two pieces. We know. Putting those two together, you're gonna solve.

Cristina: The mystery of the gaps.

Jack: The mystery of the gaps and what the electrical components within the pyramid is and why it's there.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: But I think I actually did solve the problem.

Cristina: You did first.

Jack: Scientists are idiot. I know better. I know better than people who have studied and worked on this hands on their entire lives in my weekend of research.

Cristina: What?

Jack: So if they want to get some tips on how to do it right, on how to in one weekend, figure out what they're still scratching their heads about. Stupid scientists. Stupid scientists. Took them so long.

Cristina: But what books are you looking at to figure it out? Was it books written by sciences?

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And maybe a lot of them were picture books. Maybe it was all picture books.

Cristina: You were just looking at picture books and you solved it.

Jack: Might have been coloring books. I might have been looking at coloring books that kind of sort of show the pyramids in a way, simplistic kind of way.

Cristina: And it made sense to you and it clicked.

Jack: I solved it. Do you know that meme of the lady and the numbers flying in front of her face?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That happened in real life. In fact, I saw that lady in the middle of a hallucination that told me all the answers.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I might have also done drugs.

Cristina: So you're looking at coloring books.

Jack: On drugs.

Cristina: Okay. On drugs.

Jack: And then I had a hallucination about that meme and then the numbers in there clicked in the meme.

Cristina: The numbers in the meme the numbers equal the solution to the solution to.

Jack: The problem that the scientists couldn't figure out their whole lives. They should have just done some hard drugs and then they would have found the answer.

Cristina: What? Of course, that was the answer.

Jack: Of course. Right, of course. The answer is always on the other side.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, so the idea here is pretty clear. The big pyramid is some sort of piece of technology that does something that requires electricity because we have electrical components. And somehow this hole we found works into it.

Cristina: The hole does. For sure.

Jack: For sure. Now both the holes maybe.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Depends. I'm not entirely sure on the logistics of here, but I'll float my ideas by.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So first, I think the three small pyramids are batteries. They hold the energy that gets sent in and is received through the machine.

Cristina: That we see found in those little pyramids.

Jack: Yes. Not as intricate and complicated as the bigger pyramid.

Cristina: Okay. But enough to think that they're batteries.

Jack: Enough to believe that there might be parts of it we haven't found that could be batteries.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: And the size of these pyramids alone tells us that the amount of energy that they could hold is quite big.

Cristina: How big?

Jack: A lot.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I don't know if I said 10 googleplex kilowatts. Does that number mean anything?

Cristina: Nah.

Jack: So big.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Big is enough. Now that means the bigger pyramid is the machine itself.

Cristina: A machine?

Jack: Yeah. Whatever is being powered by the three smaller battery pyramids is the big pyramid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It needs that. It probably has solar energy that it's also using, but it probably stores the energy in these other ones. So it could use one, the solar energy that's using actively and have backup energy. It's because whatever is doing probably needs a lot of energy. It probably can't even be used frequently.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It could take maybe months, years, hundreds of years to charge. I'm not sure. Could could just be months or weeks.

Cristina: So do you have many ideas of what this big pyramid is? I got one.

Jack: They're based on the same principles, which means this is probably what it was for to begin with.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So it's something along these lines. Right. So we establish that it is some sort of energy based machine. Energy based technology.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It uses energy. And now my theories go as follow. I believe that. So the small pyramids power the big pyramid. We have power coil. We have energy bouncing around. We have a tip that seems to be a big focal point. That tip should be pointing at something.

Cristina: Mm. Now, okay. Yes. What?

Jack: One of two things. First, I initially believed this could have been some sort of laser.

Cristina: A Laser. Just a laser.

Jack: A laser. But it's a kind of laser that requires ginormous energy sources like they were.

Cristina: In a battle with aliens and then made that to fight them off.

Jack: It would be way more complicated than that.

Cristina: What?

Jack: The idea here would be that the amount of energy you're pumping into this one thing. And again, we don't know how far these pyramids go into the like, what's the size of the battery and what's all the technology we don't see beneath the pyramid itself.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We can't dig. We can't look. It just is what it is. We see what we see and we're left to deal with that. But assuming that there's quite a bit. We're just seeing the proverbial tip of the iceberg.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And there's a giant cannon like structure digging into the ground. Who knows how far. Being powered by these three pyramids that also dig into the ground. Who knows how far?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Massive amounts of energy could be stored in those. And then this tip of a laser beam that we're seeing isn't just to fight aliens, but rather to destroy entire planets to this.

Cristina: What kind of.

Jack: What you could aim it at a planet. Boom. Gone. But why battle to conquer.

Cristina: So battle. Okay.

Jack: To establish dominance.

Cristina: That is so crazy.

Jack: So maybe this was ground zero. If we go back to the most recent episode where we discussed this. I don't even remember the name of the episode. But we can't. We brushed over this kind of stuff where we were talking about the possibilities that we took off the planet in different waves.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That means we had the ability to explore and maybe we found things. And maybe this was one of the ground bait. Maybe we have many of these on different planets and it allows us to aim and destroy things in the middle of a war. We can get rid of an entire race if we destroy a planet. Just extinct some whole s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now it's because of the type of weapon that it would be. The range would be quite limited.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It would still be bare max. Like maximum possibility nearby stars. Minimum possibility within our own star system.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now if we look at old hieroglyphs and we look at just records, the ancient form of records of people keeping things. Those people who somehow knew that the Earth. Earth was round originally. That there were a bunch of planets or whatever. There are often two additional planets that we do not have. And it does not include Pluto.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now those two.

Cristina: Pluto.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, wait.

Jack: So those two planets aren't there anymore?

Cristina: Yes. Ah.

Jack: That's to say that they didn't get their calculations wrong. We see that they had everything right. They destroyed those planets. Why don't we have the planets they predicted? It's because the planets are gone. They blew the planets up. We had that technology.

Cristina: Ashes still be out there. Like would they be part of the rings or something?

Jack: They might be the meteor belt.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, might not be that. They're in the meteor belt. They might be the meteor belt.

Cristina: There's two meteor belts. Two planets. Ah.

Jack: Yep. I guess they're asteroid. But those asteroid belts.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So the two different asteroid belts could have been two different planets that were fully destroyed. Now this is assuming we have a civilization with the capacity to fix the gravitational force of the system after you've destroyed such heavy things. So that's the assumption we're making. These are particularly advanced civilizations. They have some sort of laser weapon they can do quite a lot with.

Cristina: Yes. Like if that's what they have, they probably have other technologies too. Yes. Like.

Jack: Yes, they need to have. Like it can't just be a crazy weapon. And then everything else is primitive.

Cristina: Everything is normal.

Jack: Yeah. We're assuming they have quite a bit of technology and maybe those are some people who left. Now the amount of energy it would require again should be theoretically massive.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But we don't know how sophisticated it is. The technology should be massive by our current standards. And we're assuming we're technologically primitive to those people of that time. Like we're nowhere near building a planet destroying laser that is so far out of our reach. But they got there. Which means they've efficientized energy storage and laser technology.

Cristina: Yes. They have to have a computer in there too, right?

Jack: Yeah. So it has to be so sophisticated that it's outside of our understanding. Thus destroying a planet and having just three generators that could be indeterminate size. Fascinating. Great. Total possibility it might be less energy than we think it would need to destroy a planet because they made it so efficient. But assuming that it's vastly more efficient than we have the ability to conceive. It could be used to detonate a star.

Cristina: What?

Jack: You trigger a star into blowing up.

Cristina: Why would someone want to do that?

Jack: A different system with different life forms that you are at war with.

Cristina: Whoa. That is too crazy.

Jack: So you could just aim, fire, clear it out. Which oddly enough there are two images. One that depicts some sort of light or beam or something shooting out of a pyramid. I don't know what the h*** it is. But interesting image. Also a hieroglyph. And the other is a I wouldn't say a star, but it looks like the sky itself is exploding.

Cristina: These are both hieroglyphs.

Jack: Hieroglyphs. Yes. That the sky itself is exploding.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: Which both tell us the possibility that. Yeah.

Cristina: That that's what happened.

Jack: That's what happened. So we've probably cleared out some of our own planets in the primitive stages of that same technology and over who knows how long made it sophisticated enough to take out a star and take out the whole system with it.

Cristina: That is so crazy. That is too much.

Jack: And we wouldn't even know that there's an entire star system missing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It would just not be there.

Cristina: Except that they, they left a little picture for us.

Jack: They left picture, for whatever reason, pictures of laser looking pyramids and skies blowing up.

Cristina: That's amazing and weird, right? Yes, it's crazy interesting, right? Yes.

Jack: Now that is the low energy version of what we're talking about. With the amount of energy it needs, that's still the low energy cost option. And that wasn't even my first idea. I solved this problem. I came up with this conclusion trying to fix the original idea that then return got refined even more because it included a couple of different stages. The second option is that this pyramid is some sort of teleporter or transporter.

Cristina: What, and what are those giant rooms though? How do they relate to all this?

Jack: In the case of a transporter or teleporter, that room is where you're leaving and arriving from.

Cristina: Oh, oh, what you need a safe.

Jack: Empty spot that you can pop in and out of without phasing into a wall.

Cristina: Yes. And that would be it.

Jack: And that would be it.

Cristina: Okay, well how do you. Okay, how does this become a teleporter?

Jack: Alright, so first this would require quite a vast amounts of energy. Quite vast amounts of energy. But in the two options here we have a higher energy and a lower energy as well. So assuming it is some sort of transporter. Right now I'm assuming there's three different options here. Two different energy consumption methods. So transporter, low energy. We get turned in the void, the large room, into matter. That is raw material, but it's our entire structure. Yeah, the machine that is inside of the pyramid jumbles us up, sends us through tubes, aligns us and shoots us out the tip of the pyramid. That being said, the moving of matter through space at speeds as fast or faster than light would require a clusterfuck of energy.

Cristina: Is that safe though? So I mean we would like go through things if we were just matter going through space.

Jack: You Know, we're assuming that the energy would tear through all that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And, like, leave us where we need to be. But it would take too much energy to move us, let's say, to the next star. All right, so we're talking about just local travel within our system. It would be. You go to the pyramid. You can land on Mars in a couple of seconds.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Versus having to take a flight that takes you forever.

Cristina: Mm. That's awesome.

Jack: And that allows a colonized Mars to have been the previous location. And maybe there was a pyramid there too, and that could shoot us back to Earth, easily sending us from one to the other.

Cristina: Any planet, not just Mars. Like, it could be the farthest planet from here.

Jack: Yes. It would take a little longer, but it would be so incremental, because although you have massive amounts of energy, the distances are pretty short. It would take too much, seemingly impossible amounts of energy to send us outside of the star system because of the size of those distances.

Cristina: Yeah, but to Mars. What?

Jack: Yes. If we wanted to go farther, we do have a different option, which would be teleportation. In this instant, we could get farther, quicker, not too far, because we still have to send the message that has to move through space.

Cristina: The teleporter is what, exactly? We're not materials anymore.

Jack: You're getting destroyed. All of that is being scanned. The message of the information that was scanned is sent to the destination where you are reconstructed out of raw materials. It wouldn't be you, but it would, to everyone else, be indistinguishably you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So your lights go out, but you kind of keep going in the universe. Really?

Cristina: Yeah. That is so crazy. That's so crazy.

Jack: Yeah. I f****** hate teleporters. I don't like teleporters. I want to be. I don't want the lights to go out.

Cristina: But you won't know. But you do know. If you know the science. But if you don't know the science, it's perfectly fine because it just. You. You're asleep, you wake up like it's normal.

Jack: Yeah. Well, you don't wake up, but you.

Cristina: Think, like, if you don't tell them that that's what's happening. If you don't explain it and they just see it happen.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: They're like, okay, that's fine.

Jack: You see somebody teleport from one side of the room to the other. You're like, oh, yeah, he's over there. And then you jump in, you died. But another. You popped out. Somebody's like, oh, yeah, he's Fine.

Cristina: Yeah. You really trick people if they don't know.

Jack: But also, in some future version of this, you can't just eat it. It's just like it is what it is doing. Well, my life, who cares? It's still me moving around.

Cristina: It's so crazy. I guess. I don't know. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.

Jack: Yeah, it's weird. The. The infinite darkness casually chosen.

Cristina: But there's another me out there. I don't know. I don't know.

Jack: It's insignificant anyways, right? Because you go far enough into space, s*** just repeats.

Cristina: Yeah, but how far can this take us? You said it will go much farther.

Jack: It would definitely be able to travel at the speed of light. Because it would just travel the information. You're not moving the matter itself. You don't have to force the matter to travel at the speed of light. You could just send the message. Which travels at the speed of light.

Cristina: Amazing.

Jack: And so you get farther, faster with less energy. So theoretically, you can send you out way farther.

Cristina: Like anywhere.

Jack: Yeah. It would just take absurd amounts of time to get there. Oh, but you'd get there at the speed of light.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like you could send you to Alpha Centauri. You just take however long light takes to get.

Cristina: You don't age through this process.

Jack: No. Because it saves you exactly as you were. And it's going to reconstruct the exact information recorded of you.

Cristina: Oh, okay. When it comes to the other one, is it the same thing?

Jack: Yeah. You're just broken down to your individual particles and then constructed it elsewhere. But that's literally your same particles.

Cristina: Yeah, but those particles don't age.

Jack: No, because they're not cells at the moment.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Cells are constructed of atoms. These atoms are individual.

Cristina: All right. It's so complicated.

Jack: Broken down to particles. You might even be atom splitting and containing the dest information.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This is two different options.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where we have a vastly, thoroughly complex transporter that'll break you down and send you locally. Or a teleporter is going to destroy you, scan you, and send the information to reconstruct you elsewhere in the transporter. You are locally trapped. It would be so vastly complicated to send you to a different star.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it would still have a moment's lag before you got to the planet you're heading to within our system. While with the teleporter. Speed of light. Without a doubt.

Cristina: Speed of light. And you have the science for this?

Jack: Yeah. Information travels at the speed of Light.

Cristina: No, not that. For how you came up with these.

Jack: Two conclusions, using laser technology is exactly how both of them would occur. I thought you would excite the atoms in their individual state. Electrons would then create the source of energy, and then you would fling that outwards the way a laser works.

Cristina: And they would both use these rooms the same way. For those two options.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And for the just regular laser to destroy planets or.

Jack: They don't use rooms.

Cristina: They don't use rooms.

Jack: Maybe that's like the control room, if anything.

Cristina: That's interesting. Okay.

Jack: But using the basic science that scientists use for lasers is how I came to these conclusions in the first place. That these are different alternatives for what could be done with these things. And picture books and crayons.

Cristina: And drugs.

Jack: And drugs. A lot of drugs.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now. Now we have teleportation technology. We have the two options established. They don't allow for much. It's kind of complex. We're still trapped within the local system, even if. Whether local stars or local planets. Either way, and in the case of transportation, you have got to have so much energy to send you farther. In the case of teleportation, you could send you farther and it would take less time or I guess less energy would really be the argument here. It would just be less energy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Transportation would take such f***. Tons of energy because you got to send matter at the speed of light.

Cristina: So it'd be easier just to do teleportation.

Jack: Teleportation, because it already travels at the speed of light. You could just send the information out, broadcast it in the direction you needed to go, and reaches its destination at the speed of light without needing to get it to the speed of light.

Cristina: Yeah. You could just hop from one Earth to another.

Jack: Yes. Well, that brings up the next solution to the problem. Now, I kind of dove down the rabbit hole of what these rooms could be, how they could be used. Assuming they are where you begin. Okay, maybe. And this is where the second room comes in. Before we have the small room, we have the bigger room. And the big room has, in these other two scenarios, a location for you to be. Show up and disappear from safely.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Assuming you get sent to a different pyramid, that is the reception point that has the same structures inside. You get sent from here, you pop in the void of a different pyramid on a different planet. Easy. So what does the other room do?

Cristina: What does it do?

Jack: If we were to say that it is in fact transportation and not teleportation, there's an option that allows us to get anywhere Easily. But we have to know where we're sending you. Kind of like Nightcrawler from X Men. That he has to kind of know where he's going so that he doesn't pop up in a wall.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, so horrifying.

Jack: So if we had a room that could isolate a single particle. We'll call that the bigger void. It has the technology and the structure to isolate a single individual particle. And then the person that's going to be flung through that particle. And those words are selected very carefully through the particle that person would be in the small room. You would then get turned into the same matter that our previous example of transportation had. Then you would get moved through the mechanisms inside of the pyramid, then into that particle. And using entanglement theory, we would find another particle anywhere in the observable universe aimed at specifically by the pyramid. It would pick and isolate presumably another pyramid somewhere in the vast distance of space. Anywhere in space. You would just choose exact coordinates. And the planet would align the pyramid so precisely. And you would send the person through the particle. They would show up at the other particle anywhere in the universe instantaneously without a gap.

Cristina: Anywhere.

Jack: Anywhere instantaneously. No time goes between one moment to the other. Because you're using spooky action at a distance. It's just one particle is gonna react. You can understand how to send information through it to make it pop up elsewhere. And you can use that same thing to communicate. It's not just a transporter for matter. You could definitely send a person. You can also communicate at any distance using that same thing.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: Any other system that might have any other life form anywhere in the universe that has a receiving terminal like this pyramid could get information.

Cristina: Oh, you just use this, What? Super duper computer?

Jack: Yes. It is a super mega ultra exaggerated computer.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh, and you can just talk with anyone anywhere in the universe using the.

Cristina: You could also send things through.

Jack: You could send things through people through matter technology. Anything you'd like could go through this. Starting at the small room getting just turned to raw matter flung through the entire system. That then calculates and puts you through the particle which sends you through the particle to the exact point being chosen by the tip of the pyramid flings you in that direction. You instantaneously pop out on the other side without any lag between the two points. You pop out on the other pyramid in the smaller void after you were shot out of the bigger void. And the same process works in reverse. Sending you through the systems. It still has a power Coil that's making sure the systems stay functioning as you move through and get recomposed in the smaller room.

Cristina: What is that even a thing? Like not is that, is that even a thing? But like is that a thing scientists are planning on doing in the future? Is that even, Is that a sci fi thing?

Jack: Well, we know transportation is factually possible. We call that cars. Put the matter in the thing, move the matter from one place to the other.

Cristina: That's a great example.

Jack: We can also do that by having a bunch of atoms in a thing which we move from one place to the other. We also know entanglement factually works.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And we know if we can understand how to use it, that it would factually be able to send information.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And we also theorize that the creation of a wormhole would function the same way. This would be that this would be a wormhole inside of a pyramid that we control. That we control. We open and close at will. And it's seemingly microscopic. And we send something straight through. It's subatomic actually. And we send whatever through the particle.

Cristina: Itself that we like trunk shrunken.

Jack: We turned everything into pure particles that we could fit through.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then it pops out on the other end.

Cristina: That sounds crazy.

Jack: And it gets recomposed instantaneously. The entire process would take two to three seconds from turn on to arrival.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: It would just be like a flash of light boomed around the other side.

Cristina: That's awesome. That's very cool.

Jack: Yes. Which would be possible assuming they have the technology that we already assumed they had to begin with. Which is crazy. Giant laser technology and so complicated structures that aliens built it.

Cristina: If they were doing this with it, could they still be doing the whole laser killing planet thing as well?

Jack: Yes, but that would be so primitive by comparison.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: We could hit the other side of the universe with a laser. With a laser.

Cristina: Huh? Wait, we can do that too.

Jack: I mean, not with a laser. We could send them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We could send any matter, person or thing message to the other side of the universe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Shooting a laser into space is like the bare minimum to fire enemies. Nothing. Our enemies would be crushed. So minimalistically, we can choose a particle and destroy the atom on that side, creating a subatomic explosion that would collapse into a black hole anywhere.

Cristina: We decided, oh, okay, that's way cooler.

Jack: Yeah. Like f*** a laser. Yeah, f***, f*** a laser. F*** with anything anywhere. We could just send an infinite amount of dense matter to one spot. We. They don't need. We don't even need a particle to Choose. We can just manufacture a black hole on command. And anywhere that is awesome, just be like, we have the particle here. We'll send whatever there to the other side that it's in such large amount that it just collapses into a back hole and sucks whatever the f*** is around it.

Cristina: But, but the laser thing, you said there are pictures for that. Is there any pictures or hieroglyphs of anything like this? Anything about teleportation or transportation or any hints?

Jack: But we're assuming that beam could be the same thing. And anyone that doesn't have it wouldn't show us anything because it's happening inside.

Cristina: The pyramid to begin with that they wouldn't show us.

Jack: We wouldn't see what's inside the pyramid. Oh, because it's inside the pyramid. And also, how would we depict somebody turning into matter? Like, it could be any of the images we're looking at that looks like gibberish. Like, what does matter look like entering a particle?

Cristina: No idea. I don't know. But there has to be some. I don't know, I don't know. How would you draw something?

Jack: Yeah, like maybe we've seen it. I don't know. How would we know what we're looking at at that point?

Cristina: Okay, that's a good point. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, we're looking at particles going in the particles. So here's this particle. Okay, can you describe the particles? So I can get. Like I'm blind. I need like a visual, a help.

Cristina: Well, I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Like, who knows? Maybe. Maybe there's a maybe that's the only thing that's out there. Billion images of that. But we're like, it's gibberish.

Cristina: It's gibberish.

Jack: It's just gibberish going on. Okay, but yeah, this type of technology would allow us to do that. Definitely. We could just. A laser would be so irrelevant when we could just remove you. Yes, easily. Easily just remove you. Just. Here's a black hole. Enjoy.

Cristina: But even if we were able to use that technology, we would need to know where the end part of that goes, though. Like, we really can't go anywhere unless we had a place in Mars already. Then we can do we go there, but we can't go actually anywhere else.

Jack: Well, that's actually wrong. We can calculate the distance to any individual particle, set those coordinates, pop up over there. And also through that same particle that we're using to pop up on the other side, send crap tons of matter and tools and technology to immediately start building on the other side, in fact, we could send robots so that we don't need to destroy living organic creatures. So we fling robots through it.

Cristina: Yeah, I just thought of, like, we could look for other. We're already looking for places, planets that are like Earth. We could just go there.

Jack: That's primitive. We're looking for planets like Earth. They would have no need for that.

Cristina: No, I'm talking about us. If we. We're using the technology.

Jack: Yeah, definitely. But also at that point, if we learn how to use that technology, we don't need to look for planets like Earth. We could just make it. Because we learned how to use the technology. We'd be messing with individual particles. We could do whatever the h*** we want at that point.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But they would in theory. Let's say they found the other side of the observable universe. They pick random coordinates. They're like the furthest point we can see. Let's send something there so we can later use the same coordinates. And so they send all the machinery needed to self terraform and create more pyramids, a habitable environment, and all the necessities so that when life goes through, it just has somewhere to go and somewhere to show up. There could just be a pyramid built by machines. And then the court, they just get a message to the same thing after it's built. Oh, it's working now. Because I got a message saying it's working now. I know the other pyramids. Good. Now we'll send somebody through to confirm. They get to the other side and they send a message. Oh, yeah, it worked. I'm over here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now you can send whatever over here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Assuming that's the case, it didn't begin here. And this goes back to our previous argument from a previous episode that we probably started somewhere else and just began jumping from place to place, dropping people off. And then they would learn and then leave the planet themselves. And we would repeat that throughout the day.

Cristina: And they're not related to anything from the past. It just happens that we all end up doing the same thing. Yes, that's what.

Jack: Now, if that were the case, there's one obvious destination that it all began, and it isn't here.

Cristina: But where. But you know where this place is.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It began so far away, but they landed here. And chances are that from over there, they aimed many different locations, sent things many different locations, established many different colonies throughout the entire observable universe. And also way more. And it would be the Great Void.

Cristina: Oh, of course. Okay.

Jack: Because they already had technology to create Dyson spheres that would trap entire stars so they can have seemingly infinite energy and power. Any kind of technology that they could have, they wouldn't be stuck over there. That's just their movement with space traversing technology rather than instantaneous motion.

Cristina: How far are they from us? That's ridiculous, right?

Jack: That's crazy Distances away.

Cristina: That's so ridiculous. Whoa. But yeah, we could be in there. Not us, but where we came from.

Jack: Yep, yep, yep, yep. That is probably the beginning point of the most ancient, most advanced civilization that exists in all of the universe. And somehow if we manage to get over there, we'll just see more of ourselves.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it'll just be like, you're really close to human, dude, what the f***? And they'll be like, yeah, we're kind of you guys. We were here for us.

Cristina: Yeah. And then I guess we would just continue doing what they were doing.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like what else is there?

Jack: Chances are they had pyramids first. And that's why we don't find anything in our star in our solar system. We don't find crap around our star because insignificant they sent. They came from super far. Colonize a whole star for what? We can take over all the stars, any star we want. Just spread them out as f****** much as you can.

Cristina: Because they'll end up spreading themselves out in that solar system anyway. Okay.

Jack: And just. First you start Great Void. Then you aim in every possible direction, evenly spaced out everywhere. And you send some here, some there, some here, some there, some here, some there, this. And then from those places, eventually they're going to age to the same point. And from that very same spot, send each other everywhere, the same distance.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Everywhere possible. And so repeating that over and over and over. Eventually, rather than spreading out from a center point to take over the universe, you sort of take over all of it at the same time. There's not a sphere spreading out. Of course. That's the energy sector. You could say. Yeah, the Great void is the energy sector. Millions of stars trapped inside maybe entire galaxies actually.

Cristina: But would our goal be to go to the Great Void or.

Jack: We have no particular goal. Nobody has a goal.

Cristina: No one has a goal.

Jack: Just explore more and see if there's something weirder out there.

Cristina: Yeah, see, we find the Egyptians out there.

Jack: Now the idea would be that if we have this kind of technology, we do have access to not just the observable universe. It would be, however infinitely large. The whole universe is within no time. We could colonize the observable universe by doing the Method. I just said you start in the middle, spread them all out anywhere altogether. Machines built a thing. Then you send the humans and repeat. Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat. But if we had a pyramid at the very edge of the observable universe and we send somebody through our pyramid to that one.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now, that pyramid is the new center of the observable universe. If you aim that pyramid away from.

Cristina: Our previous pyramid, we'd have a whole new space.

Jack: Aim in that direction at the next farthest point.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And you send it. Now, this new location that you build a new pyramid at is outside of the observable universe of the previous pyramid.

Cristina: That's pretty crazy.

Jack: And all you would need is the coordinates for this new pyramid.

Cristina: And then you can send people that.

Jack: And you can send people there without it even being inside of your observable universe. Not only that, the information would bounce instantaneously. So you'd like. I need the coordinates for this group of people that went to do this. Somewhere this far from our observable universe, from pyramid to pyramid. It would go instantaneously.

Cristina: So you don't even have to leave. You don't need. You just need the location. You don't have to see it.

Jack: You don't have to see it.

Cristina: As long as you have the location.

Jack: You just type the numbers show up. Done. You can send it anywhere in the universe, no matter what the distance might be.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And this could be repeated over and over and over and over.

Cristina: That'd be cool.

Jack: Now, if that's the case and we are just some of the many, that means it's totally possible that we are not even part of the original group of people that went out.

Cristina: No.

Jack: There are some stars that have weird things going on around them. And we're like, what the f***?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Maybe life did happen once. Just once. And everything else that we see is somehow related to that same original instance of life.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And maybe that whatever that is could have started in the grave void and sent things out. But we're not team two. We could be team three or four or five or six. And one of those other things that's surrounded by one of those weird. One of those stars that has, like, weird behavior is just a more advanced civilization using the technology. And one of them could have then tried to repeat the process and sent us here.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or they just in some different stage, sent somewhere else and got more. And then those are the ones who sent. So we don't know how far down the tree we are.

Cristina: No.

Jack: To go from colonizing entire galaxy clusters to our s***** stage.

Cristina: Yeah. And we're not even the first here, because we have. We have. This would be proof that there was some other one here. Yeah. They just abandoned us here, so.

Jack: Yes. So you have a couple of things happening, and that's actually a really good point. There's clearly evidence that we were here before we were here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So, bare minimum, we're third wave.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, that's pretty cool.

Jack: Minimum.

Cristina: Minimum.

Jack: Assuming that's. Just assuming first wave is at the great void, maybe there's a greater void way the h*** outside of our observable universe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's where it started.

Cristina: Yeah. That's possible.

Jack: But we can't see that far.

Cristina: Best guess for what we have is the best guess.

Jack: This is limited.

Cristina: What we can see.

Jack: Yes. This is limited entirely to our current point of view of the universe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We have no other perspective, no other angle to look at this from. And this would actually take the least amount of energy.

Cristina: The least.

Jack: The least amount of energy from all those other options. From all those other options.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: It would just be a matter of understanding how to use the particle.

Cristina: What? That's crazy science, man.

Jack: Yes, the science is way advanced, which is why it would use the least amount of energy, because we're doing something crazy.

Cristina: But you'll still need all that space and stuff for that.

Jack: Everything else would still come into play because you need to isolate the particle, control it. You need to be able to send the thing through the particle, and without the particle collapsing or some variable changing and destroying whatever's going through it. A bunch of calculations that happen instantaneously. That's what the computer part is for.

Cristina: Okay. Okay.

Jack: And at this point, we can just say that the pyramid is the ultimate quantum computer.

Cristina: The ultimate. Because is that the goal for a quantum computer, though, or. That's not really.

Jack: I mean, anything that it could possibly do, it would do.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It could. It's. It has Internet. You could just talk to your friend. Outside of the observable. Hey, man, how's that other side of the universe where physics works? Kind of weird. Oh, yeah, man. It's kind of cool. Things float out there.

Cristina: You could just go over there.

Jack: You could visit people anywhere at any given moment. Anywhere that there's people and a place to show up.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: And I'm sure the government would have restrictions on where you could go. No, there's no. Nothing out there. We can't send you out there. That's dangerous. You're just gonna pop up and die.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Only Go to colonized space.

Cristina: So be like traveling here, but in space. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: It brings a very no Man's sky esque portal scenario into reality where it's like if you have the coordinates, you can go f****** anywhere. Doesn't matter where in the universe it is.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: You can just pop up anywhere you want. That is actually usable technology.

Cristina: Yes, but you have to remember the first you died. That's still the same technology, right?

Jack: No, that would be a. That's not you being destroyed. Information being sent.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: That's probably entanglement at play, which is.

Cristina: Still you for sure.

Jack: It's you for sure. In no man's sky, it's you for sure.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's a portal.

Cristina: Yes. All right then Good. We don't have to worry about that.

Jack: Yeah. It's in fact, when you go through in no Man's sky, one of those portals you. It's a wormhole. It's a legit wormhole. You get flung through. You even see the inside of the wormhole and you pop up on the other side.

Cristina: No man's sky. That's okay. Whoa. We're gonna be living in no man's sky.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or I guess we are living in it. We just don't know how to use it.

Jack: Yeah. We're not advanced enough.

Cristina: We're not advanced enough. But someone's living it right now.

Jack: Yes. Maybe millions and billions. That would be such small numbers.

Cristina: Even.

Jack: It would be more than billions. It would be beyond trillions. Whatever civilization has the capacity to take over the great void and have that many stars taken down is beyond. We're currently at billions.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: That's really nothing like trillions is still talking small numbers.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It would be such advanced, long lasting civilization that got that far alone. It's numbers that we can't comprehend.

Cristina: Yeah. The number. Man. That's gotta be crazy. It's gotta be crazy. What? They could just go wherever they want.

Jack: Yes. Fascinating.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's what I believe the pyramids are.

Cristina: That is cool. The laser's still cool. Even if it's not as cool. It's still. It's still pretty cool in like.

Jack: I needed the information of the laser to fully understand the rest of this.

Cristina: Yeah, but it. What? The goal wasn't for the laser.

Jack: The goal wasn't for the laser. It was just something I had to prove conceptually.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But still a really cool idea if it was lasers. But not as cool. But still. What?

Jack: It's possible that that was the original stage. It is possible that it began as A laser.

Cristina: And then they learned to use it for something.

Jack: It just the technology inside it kept getting tweaked and turned and tweaked and turned until we have something so complicated that a laser stopped existing. And we could just. Like we're at war with something. Oh, poor them. Here's a black hole, b****.

Cristina: Yes. Ah, crazy.

Jack: You just f*** with a particle, create some like, not even like you got a atom split at their location. But you can do it because you just have the technology and you just do that over there and boom. Over. You destroyed an entire. And it just blinks out of existence.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: With that level of technology, presumably the more advanced. If we just keep turning it to the max. How could this. This is the limit of what we're thinking right now.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Right. Fling anywhere, anytime, do kind of almost anything. You have access to the whole observable universe. More, in fact.

Cristina: More.

Jack: You can take over entire galaxies with Dyson spheres that make the whole s*** go dark and preserve a hundred percent of a hundred light. Nothing gets out. Great Void is just super advanced civilization battery. How much more advanced could it be? Is we don't need the Great Void amount of energy. Realistically speaking.

Cristina: What's that for?

Jack: We would need way less energy to power f****** anything. Whole galaxy is just like Dark Patch. Are you f****** kidding me? What's going on there? Turn it to the highest possibility. The Great Void itself is battery power for universe manipulation technology. Probably using the most advanced version of the quantum computer, which would still just be the pyramid allowing you to put. I want to create a galaxy at this destination.

Cristina: Oh my gosh.

Jack: And you have the energy of whole other galaxies.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Millions of galaxies. To just make one. It would be so easy with the energy of a million galaxies to make one galaxy.

Cristina: Whoa. You just make your own galaxy. Is that what happens in the end of no Man's Sky? Maybe.

Jack: I mean, you just pop up in a different galaxy.

Cristina: Oh, you'll make it. That'd be cool.

Jack: But like beyond the point of being able to reach anywhere, we probably have more advanced technology. In no Man's sky, you have the ability to reach anywhere.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But they're kind of still almost bound to the first galaxy until they get the past to a new galaxy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While in reality, if this technology works the way I believe, you could just aim at any galaxy at any moment and be like, I won't be there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And just be there.

Cristina: Yes. Except for outside of our. What we could see.

Jack: Well, that would also be possible. We would just need relay stations which would Be more. It would just be the same thing built elsewhere. And you would bounce from one to the other. And then after you actually have the coordinates, you could. You don't even need to bounce. You just go there.

Cristina: Yes. This is crazy technology.

Jack: This is the most advanced class of society.

Cristina: So the most advanced though is you can just make your own uni galaxy.

Jack: Presumably universe at some point.

Cristina: Oh my gosh.

Jack: Maybe pocket universes would be easy. Not with the energy of a bunch of galaxies, but assuming that the Great Void isn't the first place, and whatever the first place is, is way outside of our observable universe, you could maybe create pocket universes inside of the infinitely large Universe. Which could suggest that our own universe is one of those pocket universes that was made by a civilization that captured enough galaxies. Yeah, that equals more than all the galaxies inside of our own universe.

Cristina: That's awesome.

Jack: So yeah, the Great Pyramid of Giza. The truth behind it. There you go.

Cristina: Well, what about the other pyramids? Or we haven't found anything like that in any of the other ones.

Jack: No, those would be bad resources in any case. They would just be the energy that makes sure that nothing fails.

Cristina: Okay. Not the three little ones. The ones around the world that are in the same line.

Jack: Oh, we're assuming that they're doing different things. Okay, that is f****** weird.

Cristina: Alright. Yes.

Jack: It could just be. That could be the same s***. It could be the same s***.

Cristina: It could be batteries. It could be another computer.

Jack: It could just be more quantum computers. The earth does rotate.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like we. What the f*** are gonna do?

Cristina: Wait, yeah, so it's just to do it faster. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, we can be like locally. We can send you easily without aiming at anything.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So I'm just send you to that other one that's gonna be aiming over there in 20 minutes.

Cristina: Yeah, I was think they get to each place, but yes, you just. Can you just use the pyramid to take you to the other pyramid?

Jack: Get to the closest pyramid and from that when you teleport to whichever one is going to aim where you need.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: And then that will just send you instantaneously to your destination, no problem.

Cristina: That's pretty awesome. What?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: That could be it.

Jack: That could be it.

Cristina: Who knows.

Jack: Totally possible. So all the pyramids might be. We might have a crap ton of quantum computers and just don't know how to use them because it's too advanced and we're idiots.

Cristina: But it's fine because we'll make our own.

Jack: Yes, in theory that should happen no matter what.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Because that's just a natural course of things.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anyway, so yeah, that's what I think is going on. So a couple of rabbit holes I collapsed down and then had to invent entire technology using some coloring books and a couple of crayons.

Cristina: That's amazing.

Jack: A lot of drugs.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But for the scientists, if you want my help, I'm here.

Cristina: What are you gonna do for them?

Jack: I'm gonna teach them how to get the answers. That's just one of many. They want to learn how to get the answers, they better bring me all the coloring books, some brand new crayons cuz I ran out. And some like dmt. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm a teach you. Yeah. All of it.

Cristina: All of it.

Jack: All of it.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: We're gonna do all the drugs and solve all the problems.

Cristina: Alright.

Jack: So yeah, scientists, if you want to find that stuff, you know you can find more of my amazing woke ideas. And you find episodes pretty much on anything actually all the things all the time.

Cristina: And more episodes like this episode?

Jack: Yeah, actually talking about the pyramids a couple of times. Two or three. You find that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and if you feel so inclined, review the show. And we might send that review to the other side of the universe so.

Cristina: Somebody could see it and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, it is very important that you ask kindly because if they tell you, hey, I have access to the quantum computer from the episode that you showed me. You would never know if you didn't show somebody. And if you were an a****** about it, why would they want to tell you? They would just be like that douchebag.

Cristina: Told me about this. If they tell you that, you tell us that. Yeah, that'd be cool.

Jack: That means you found one of the time travelers or one of the humans that can use this technology. Whether they came from the past, the future or the present.

Cristina: It might be the version of you that had a teleporter and to kill the cat people before we even knew they existed.

Jack: Somehow that's gonna tie back to this at some point. It feels like anytime we mention anything, eventually it comes back around the haunt us. So somehow that's gonna come back into play.

Cristina: Yes. This is has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for Listening.

Jack: Bye. Yes, you should probably not. The lesson here is the moral of the story is, don't listen to the podcast on giant concert sized speakers because you're gonna make whoever you're listening to it with deaf. And you might go deaf too.

Cristina: Unless you hid in that building.

Jack: Unless you hid in that building, in which case just who you're showing the show to will go deaf. They will enjoy it and will be like, thanks, but they can never hear another episode. And that's bad for us.

Cristina: Yes, that's so bad.

Jack: That's a lose, lose situation. I mean, lose win, I guess, because they heard an episode and you got them to hear an episode, but you can't really have a conversation with them about it now because they're deaf and they can't read your lips because they weren't expecting to be deaf and they don't know sign language. So you can talk about it either. If you do know sign language, by the way, and you listen to this, make sure you bring somebody and you sign the whole podcast.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. Or. Or go out of your way and transcribe the podcast and then get them to read it.

Cristina: Help us help them. Like if they can subscribe and send it to us so we can put it on our podcast.

Jack: Yeah. If you're out there transcribing podcasts, transcribe the mess we talk about so that you could show somebody in text. I would want to read how chaotic this looks. Yes, it's probably really incoherent.

Cristina: Gotta do that.

Jack: Yeah, it'll be fascinating. Man, transcribing must suck.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 131: Mythological Beasts

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Do black cats have magical abilities? Does any animal have magical abilities? If so, which ones and how did they acquire these abilities to begin with? The duo unpacks the magic of black cats and the folklore in which certain Pokemon are based on this episode of Just Conversation.

Rambling 131: Mythological Beasts

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  • Black Cats
  • Witches
  • Pirates
  • Storm Troopers
  • General Grievous
  • Pokemon
  • Magical Foxes
  • Mythical Creatures
  • God Fox

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Cristina: Welcome to Just Conversations, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notifications the second new episodes are released.

Jack: Yes. And also, this show is most enjoyable with the listening partner. So be sure to find somebody in the middle of the woods that was just wandering in a casual pace and stop them. Hold your phone out while the show is playing and say, hey, this is just conversation in the woods. In the woods.

Cristina: And you're gonna what?

Jack: Yeah, you can be playing it on your phone. Maybe Spotify. Cause that's where podcasts happen these days. Because Apple's being beat out.

Cristina: Yes. And.

Jack: And so on Spotify, you're gonna. You're gonna podcast, you can play the podcast and you're gonna. I guess if you have it on Apple anywhere, you have the podcast, you can find the podcast anywhere. So go there, play it on your phone. Presumably you can play. I mean, you could bring your computer, you're gonna bring your laptop into the woods, playing the podcast with a boombox on the side that it's connected to.

Cristina: That's mad work.

Jack: Hey, it's gonna work.

Cristina: I feel like people hearing that would just walk away from it.

Jack: If they hear a conversation happening and it's very entertaining, they're probably going to try to find out where it's coming from.

Cristina: Is it nighttime?

Jack: No, it could be in daylight.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They just think, wow, this is really cool. There's somebody having, like a really loud, odd conversation.

Cristina: That is very strange. But be careful in those woods because what if there are, I don't know, black cats in the woods?

Jack: Black cats?

Cristina: Where do black cats come from? Are there wild black cats?

Jack: I would. Of course. Why wouldn't there be? There's.

Cristina: In the woods, there's wild cats.

Jack: I'm sure there's like actual. Just cats, like domesticated cats in the woods.

Cristina: I can't. I don't know. I don't know how. If there's.

Jack: I'm sure, Look, I'm sure it happened like there were cats. There were normal cat, like, big lion things that we tamed and turned into little kitty cats. And then after we had so many of them. They're everywhere.

Cristina: They're everywhere.

Jack: They're everywhere. Everybody lives somewhere with a f*** ton of just wild cats, but they're the domesticated Version of the cat that lives amongst people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Those can still live in the woods or you could still run across like a lynx or some s***. Just casual, tiny, big cat.

Cristina: Yeah. Well, be careful. I guess be careful of that lynx, but whatever. We're worried about black cats right now. Be careful that black cat. Because it can steal your luck. Is that what it does?

Jack: What black cats?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're allegedly bad luck.

Cristina: Yeah. If they walk away from you, they steal your luck.

Jack: If they walk away from you.

Cristina: I don't. This is a weird way. Like if they walk away from you because that means that they were next to you. But if they come to you, you get good luck. So I don't know how it works.

Jack: Yeah. I don't understand why is it that it coming? So it's the reaper of luck next to you, I guess the reaper of luck.

Cristina: It's the reaper of luck.

Jack: While the grim reaper is the reaper of souls. Or we could say Grimm is the reaper of souls. He comes towards you to either deliver a soul or leaves extracting a soul.

Cristina: And the cat's doing that one.

Jack: The cat would be the same. It's the black cat is the reaper of luck.

Cristina: But how is it walking away from you? Like that means it came by you, gave you good luck, and then walked away to take away the luck.

Jack: I guess the other way would be if you walked up to a black cat. So the goal should be never walk up to a black cat. Always let it come to you. Which is a very cat like thing to do anyways. You don't want to follow the cat.

Cristina: Unless they learn that this is what you're trying to do. Because cats are evil. If they know this is what you're thinking, somehow they're just gonna do the opposite of what you want. No matter what it is that you want, they're gonna do the opposite.

Jack: Yes, that is definitely the case.

Cristina: That's a very cat thing to do.

Jack: Yeah. Cats like to flip everybody off all day.

Cristina: Yeah. So there's Some people think that black cats are bad luck. Some people think they're good luck. The Celtics believe that black cats were sacred. I don't know if they were worshipping the black cats or what were they doing, but they were sacred to those people.

Jack: Yeah. I think they were sacred to the Egyptians as well.

Cristina: Oh, that's cool. They were probably seen as gods there too or something.

Jack: I think so. I think so. Anubis is consistently shown as some sort of cat guy.

Cristina: Yeah. Yes, he is right. One of them as a black cat. Right.

Jack: As a black cat. Yeah.

Cristina: So there's a thing there. And in Scottish lore, black cats, when they come to a new home, it means prosperity. I guess if you adopt a black cat, you're going to get some good luck happening. That's prosperity, right? Good luck still? Yeah, I guess with money, maybe. Yeah, yeah. In Welsh lore, black cats bring good health, but in England, black cats are related to witches and bring bad luck. And sometimes they think the witches, the black cats are the witches, like they somehow transform into people or people transform into cats.

Jack: I wonder where this comes from because like all these creature transforming things, like Dracula becomes a bat.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What the f*** is that about?

Cristina: I think he also becomes a wolf. Wolf.

Jack: Dracula.

Cristina: I think so. I think he turns into many things.

Jack: I think we actually established he's just. Yeah, I think we just. Yeah, he's f******. He turns into just totally non living s*** as well. So I think we established that he's just some sort of shapeshifter. So I guess it doesn't matter.

Cristina: Yeah. So witches are just.

Jack: They're using magic to shapeshift. They can do whatever. F*** too. Yeah, yeah, fair enough.

Cristina: Were they using the same magic that vampires are using?

Jack: Yeah. My question is, is a vampire using magic or is it. Does he. Is it a f******. Just shapeshifter? He's a shapeshifter.

Cristina: Then are wishes, even wishes, like, we're calling them magical beings. But what if they're just shapeshifters that we're calling magical? But you know, they're just shapeshifting, they're just doing what they naturally do, which is.

Jack: Well, that would be wrong because we're assuming they're like, you could become a witch with just practice and training.

Cristina: No, but the ones that they're seeing that are turning into cats, those are.

Jack: The ones that we'd be talking about. If the logic would be, in theory, you could grab a couple of Wiccan books, go home, practice for the next year, meet me in a year and be like, look, I'm gonna turn into a cat.

Cristina: What? Yes, I wanna do that witchy s***.

Jack: That should. That would be the logic. So you're still human. You're not not human just because you're witch.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You just know you're human, who knows magic.

Cristina: But with the black cat on pirate ships, they believe the opposite of black cats, that if they walk towards you, they're bringing bad luck. But if they're from you, they're giving you good luck. And whenever a black cat walks onto a ship.

Jack: Wait, wait, wait. In both Cases, they walk towards you. What?

Cristina: No, the first one is walk. If it walks towards you, it's bringing you bad luck, and if it walks away from you, it's bringing you good luck.

Jack: Okay?

Cristina: And if it walks onto a ship and then walks out of the ship, the ship is gonna sink.

Jack: And. Okay, so let's say a cat did that and the ship didn't sink. Then what?

Cristina: Maybe it wasn't really a black cat. I don't know.

Jack: And, like, why does the cat's fur affect the universe?

Cristina: Because I guess that's just people's superstition about the color black.

Jack: Why did that happen, though? Right?

Cristina: Well, black became evil, and white became black.

Jack: Black evil. And, like, red is a close second.

Cristina: Red is close second. What?

Jack: Red eyes.

Cristina: Red eyes.

Jack: Oh, yeah, the red lightsaber.

Cristina: The red lightsaber. Oh, okay, yes.

Jack: Darth Vader's both. He's black with a red lightsaber.

Cristina: Oh, crap. He's the ultimate evil. What? But I guess all the evil guys are in black with red lasers. Besides the, like, losers that are in white.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. They all have red.

Cristina: Oh, but they don't have lightsabers.

Jack: Who? The.

Cristina: The ones in white.

Jack: The stormtroopers.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: I mean, they're bad guys. I know, but at the beginning, they were good guys. They were only white because they were lying.

Cristina: What?

Jack: They were. They're part of the bad side, so.

Cristina: They were wearing white.

Jack: Well, they're neither good nor bad. They are soldiers, okay? And their orders were, you help these people until you get different orders. And then they did get different orders.

Cristina: To not help those people tonight just.

Jack: Kill all of them. It's like, we're soldiers. This is what we do. We don't question it. We just do it.

Cristina: Was. What's his name? Darth Vader, when he was a young kid and he was training, was his lifesaver black? I mean, red or.

Jack: I believe he had a green one or blue one.

Cristina: Does it change colors once you become evil, though? Or do you just get a new lifesaver?

Jack: I think they gave him a new lightsaber.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Because I was wondering, like, does the lifesaver know you're evil or good or whatever? Because then you could just take the lightsaber away if you know that the person's evil if they get interesting.

Jack: Interesting point, because the idea here is I remember that they picked up the other's lightsaber. I believe Anakin. I believe Obi dropped his lightsaber, and Anakin picked it up, and then he had a blue And a green lightsaber. So, like, they didn't both become green or both become blue. It wasn't him projecting the color.

Cristina: Okay. Okay. So this is just a fashion choice. And then guys and bad guys are.

Jack: General Grievous, who's some sort of robot thing with four arms, picked up their lightsabers. Or actually he was wielding lightsabers from dead Jedi, and they were still blue and green along with his red ones.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Or he had no red ones. I think he killed people for all of them. Okay, so he had two blue ones and two green ones.

Cristina: He can do the same magic trick stuff.

Jack: I don't think General Grievous has the.

Cristina: Force, but he can use the Lifesavers.

Jack: Yes. I. I'm not really sure how the. That. I never really thought. This is so many holes in this garbage. Oh, my God.

Cristina: And we don't really know everything about Is general stuff.

Jack: Oh, man. I gotta look this up at some point.

Cristina: He might be a. What are they called?

Jack: He's some sort of Jedi thing. Yeah. Like, maybe he's not all robot androids be. I'm just assuming he has some humanity.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I think so. In Japan, though, ladies that are single get black cats because they think it brings them luck with dates and stuff. Like, they'll get more dates if they have a black cat.

Jack: That's interesting. I don't know why that would be the case.

Cristina: I don't know. Because they think black cats are good luck with love. Like the other place thought with health, and another place was, like, with money.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Black cats are needed to go hunting for treasure in Chile from a creature called the carbuncle. It's some magical creature. It looks like a cat or a dog or fireflies. And it's glowy, and it might have a gem that glows on it. There's like a bunch of different descriptions of what it looks like. Kind of like the Loch Ness Monster, where it's just. It looks like something similar to this. Like, they're all describing something that's somewhat similar, I guess, but not really to.

Jack: The Loch Ness monster.

Cristina: No, like in the Loch Ness monster stories, they were like that. Like, some of them saw it. It had a long neck. Some of them were like. No, it had. I don't know, like, the descriptions of the. When we did the Loch Ness monsters, there's a bunch of different descriptions of the creature.

Jack: Those descriptions were pretty similar.

Cristina: Well, the one that was. They saw outside of the car. They saw it outside of the car. And it looked. It sounded like more, I think, like an Alex Gator or something.

Jack: Outside of the car.

Cristina: Yeah. Or a motorcycle or something. They were just driving by the place and they just saw it on the street.

Jack: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like sunbathing or some s*** or something.

Cristina: Yeah. And I don't think that one just. It was described similar to the other ones.

Jack: Yeah. But I feel like the, like, 99.99% of the other ones are kind of the same s***.

Cristina: This one, I guess it's. Whatever. It's very varied of the description except that it's glowy. That's the only thing that they all seem to have in common.

Jack: Can hunt the glowing thing?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because of the cat's glowing eyes.

Cristina: The cat's glowing eyes.

Jack: You ever seen a cat in the dead of dark?

Cristina: Oh, yes. I don't know. Because it has to be specifically a black cat. I don't know why?

Jack: Because black cat powers, man.

Cristina: Black cat powers. Yes. If you want to catch a carbuncle, you want to see a picture of a carbuncle, though. It's a very cute little creature right there. Look at it. It's adorable. It has a gem on its head.

Jack: It looks something between like Jolteon from Pokemon and a Phoenix Fox.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, it does. And it is adorable, right?

Jack: It's basically a Pokemon.

Cristina: Yes. Wouldn't you want to catch that yourself?

Jack: Catching any Pokemon is slavery and kind of abuse.

Cristina: Wouldn't it be like catching a pet or something? Are you saying pets are like that? I don't know, because I'm not talking about catching it and then battling people with your kabunkulo.

Jack: You're talking about putting. Crushing it into a sphere. No, a sphere that is roughly the size of a Pokeball.

Cristina: I don't mean about catching it like a Pokeball with a Pokeball. I mean catching it like, I don't know, with. In a cage cave into some sort.

Jack: Of mythical creature or some s***.

Cristina: Yes. But they think it's real. Okay.

Jack: This is like a Chupacabra.

Cristina: This is the Chupacabra of Chile. And to get the treasure of this is very complicated. And I'm going to share with you how to do this, because it's crazy, but it's awesome. It's crazy awesome. Okay, you see this creature? What you got to do is throw a lasso at it. Then it will disappear with a lasso, and then you got to come back in the morning to see where the lasso is, because it's going to be buried in the Ground, but with a little bit of it sticking out. And you'll know that's where the treasure is. Sort of.

Jack: Because not really the treasure is where the. So you can't catch a creature.

Cristina: No, sadly, this is just for the treasure that the creature has.

Jack: Okay. Now this is some sort of cat thing itself. It's like a fox.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why does it have treasure?

Cristina: It's like the leprechaun, I guess.

Jack: The leprechaun is like a person, so.

Cristina: No, it's not. It's a fairy creature thing. Ghost. It's pretty complicated.

Jack: Pretty self aware. Consciously, like humanoid.

Cristina: So maybe this thing is the same too.

Jack: It just doesn't look it, I guess, but I guess, sure, sure.

Cristina: It looks like a fairy. Who knows it's a fairy.

Jack: It does not look like a fairy. It looks like a fox.

Cristina: It looks like a magical fairy fox thing. Okay.

Jack: Looks like a pretty plain fox.

Cristina: Okay. With the gem on its head.

Jack: Yeah. We'll assume fur colored differently.

Cristina: Okay, well, this fox thing has treasure for some reason. Maybe it just. I don't know why you would have treasure. Maybe like shiny things. It collects shiny things. Like the thing on its head.

Jack: Like birds.

Cristina: Oh, like birds. Yeah.

Jack: Maybe you don't find it in a.

Cristina: Box because it would be weird if you actually find the treasure and it's in a treasure box. Oh, I think it is in a treasure box. Never mind. It's in a treasure box. You do find it in a treasure box. That's amazing. This is a magical fox thing. I don't know. Oh, yes, but. So you go there in the morning, you see the rope, you gotta leave. Well, you don't have to leave. You should leave though, because what you'll need next is a new shovel and a widow. And she has to be holding a black cat.

Jack: A widow, yes.

Cristina: This is part of the plan. I don't know how they came up with this plan.

Jack: Get to the gold.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The treasure. Didn't you already find where the treasure is?

Cristina: It's more complicated than that. That's where it's gonna be.

Jack: Except that it's not there yet.

Cristina: It's not there at all. It was there maybe. And then I guess this cat is magical. So it moves the treasure to different spots, underground, on the ground until it gets tired of using its magic to move it. And then it's there. I guess that's how it goes. That's how I think it works. Because. Okay, so with the new shovel, you're gonna dig that hole and then you're gonna throw the cat in the hole.

Jack: So you can bury the cat in the hole.

Cristina: No. And then the cat's gonna disappear. And then while you're digging the next hole, the cat's gonna reappear in the old lady's hand.

Jack: And the old lady's not gonna freak out.

Cristina: I'm guessing she knows. She's been through this a lot. I don't know how. Like maybe the first time.

Jack: Every town has an old lady whose job it is to hold a cat.

Cristina: The black cat. Yep.

Jack: When you're looking for gold because of some sort of demon fairy fox thing.

Cristina: Yes. I don't know how the first. Like, how they came up with this crazy plan in the first place that worked out like this. They must have tried a million other things right before they thought, like, What? It was this random old widow lady. Like, how did they come get that stuff? How did they get the cat? Did they try dogs? Did they try young girls? Did they try little boys?

Jack: Like, interesting.

Cristina: How many? Okay, so they got. You got the old lady, you got the cat. You keep digging holes, you throw the cat in. Eventually you'll hit the right spa.

Jack: Like, just go rob a bank. It's. It's that era where that's easy to do. What I feel like it would be less steps and you have more chances of succeeding. All these steps and that treasure might not even, like, be great.

Cristina: Yes. And also, if you show any fear, you'll be poisoned when you open the box.

Jack: Sweet. So you'll also die.

Cristina: See? See, It's. It's definitely a treasure. I don't know it's worth risking your life for, but I'm. I'm guessing it's really cool. Like, what would this little ador. Terrible thing be hiding? It must be amazing. It's gotta be. Maybe it's his puppies.

Jack: Maybe it's not even. Maybe it's just garbage. Hoarding garbage sticks.

Cristina: Sticks.

Jack: You open it as it sticks.

Cristina: That's so disappointing.

Jack: It's treasure, not your treasure.

Cristina: Oh, that's. That's crappy. And how did it get the poison in the box?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: That only knows. Like, it knows when you're fear. When you're showing fear, when you're digging holes and then the poison let out. This is. There's a lot of magic happening here with this creature.

Jack: Yeah, it seems to be the case.

Cristina: Yes. So I wonder how they even came up with this weird way of catching it.

Jack: Whoever thinks magic is. Whoever thinks this creature even exists is prone to just crazy s***. So they just like, stack like 12 different superstitions on top of each other.

Cristina: Yes. Also part of the. Besides, if you have any fear, you'll die, of course. But if you don't throw the cat in the hole, you can also die. You have to throw the cat in the hole.

Jack: Even if it won't stay in the hole.

Cristina: Even if it don't. Yeah. Because it's gonna, you know, disappear anyway or whatever. But yes. And you said that thing looks like what again?

Jack: Like a Phoenix Fox.

Cristina: Like a Phoenix Fox. But it reminded you of a Pokemon.

Jack: Jolteon.

Cristina: Jolteon? Why?

Jack: Jolteon kinda looks like Jolteon or Flareon. Flambo is one of the eons.

Cristina: Well, I'm going to say that it's based on. Or I guess the Pokemon that's based on it is Espeon.

Jack: Espeon doesn't have a diamond in its head.

Cristina: It doesn't?

Jack: Oh, Espeon does. I was thinking, for whatever reason, Vaporeon.

Cristina: And it's a psychic.

Jack: Yeah. And I don't know if that fluffy tail like this thing.

Cristina: Well, we don't know what its tail really looks like.

Jack: The one who does have a fluffy tail is Flareon.

Cristina: Yeah, that's true. But it's a psychic. Can we describe these powers as psychic? I don't know. When you have magic powers, is that psychic?

Jack: No.

Cristina: No. Okay, we'll just say that the diamond is what makes it look Espeon.

Jack: Yeah, because otherwise it looks like Flareon.

Cristina: Yeah. And there's another. There's. If so, Espeon is probably based on that, but also another creature, another from another mythology, which is a Japanese one called the Nekomata. And this creature has. It's a cat. It's a really. When your cat gets super duper, duper old instead of, I guess, dying, it just. Its tail will split up into. And then it becomes evil. It becomes evil and wants to eat you.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: Yes. That's what the Neca Mata is. There are two types of neck omadas. There's one that lives in the mountain. The mountain ones have eyes like a cat and a body of a dog, which is, I guess, very scary. I don't know, because. What's the. What about the face? No, I think it has the body of a dog. So it has probably the face of a dog with a cat eyes. I don't know if that's really that scary. But they describe it as a beast. I don't know if you think of that as a beast.

Jack: I mean, a beast is anything that's not human.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Well, I guess dogs Are beasts everything that's not human. Oh, okay. So, yes. Well, this beast is very dog like, even though it's a cat. They eat humans and they live deep in the mountains, and they also shapeshift.

Jack: Into humans because everything shape shifts into humans.

Cristina: Yes. And then the other type that I told you already was the domestic cat, Nekomata, which is just a cat that grows old, and for some reason, its tail splits up into two. And that is what Espeon has, if you notice. Its tail is two. Has two tails.

Jack: Yes. Yes, it does, actually.

Cristina: Yeah. And I found one story about this creature. If you want to hear it, go for it. A rich samurai. There was a rich samurai whose house was haunted, and no one could figure out what to do. So he kept bringing in, like, priests and other people to get rid of the spirit, and nothing worked. Until a servant saw that his cat. There was something wrong with the cat. It was holding something in its mouth. I think it was a tiny ghost in its mouth. So he killed the cat. And then they saw that the cat had two tails, and they were like, oh, that's an evil cat. It's an evil cat. Yes. And I think they used to kill or cut off the cat's tails. When you own a pet cat in Japan, so that it won't turn into a nekomara when it gets old, preemptively.

Jack: Just chop off its tail.

Cristina: Yeah. Look at this one. This is a picture of one. And they're learning how to walk on their legs.

Jack: You mean a drawing of one?

Cristina: Yeah, the drawing. It's based on the real creature. These are cats that are. Their tails are split and they're walking onto. Because that's what happens when cats get owed.

Jack: Their tails split in two, and then they just walk exclusively on their hind legs.

Cristina: Yes, yes. So now you know more about Espeon's background.

Jack: Got you.

Cristina: Yes. And there are other Pokemon that are based on very strange mythologies as well, like Ninetales.

Jack: Ninetales? What the f*** is that?

Cristina: Based on a fox that has nine tails.

Jack: Ninetails is a horse, isn't it?

Cristina: What? What are you talking about? Oh, I don't have a picture of Ninetales. I'm gonna show you nine tails.

Jack: Oh, yeah. I was thinking about a horse with a bunch of tails.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: But not as. Not the Pokemon.

Jack: Yeah, it's a Pokemon. Oh. What's Rapidash? Evolves into what?

Cristina: Rapidash is evolved form, isn't it?

Jack: Is it?

Cristina: It's just a big horse. I don't. With a fiery tail. It doesn't have many tails. Ninetales.

Jack: Holy. I don't know why I always picture Ninetales with some sort of a horse.

Cristina: You thought it was a. I mean, it's a really big fox.

Jack: Yeah, it's a huge fox. The previous form is obviously a fox.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This is borderline dog.

Cristina: I can see that. Yeah. It's got a doggish face. It's a. It's a big, big.

Jack: I don't know why I never until this day considered the fact that Ninetales was a f****** fox. And, like, duh. It's just the evolution of baby fox.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which was a tiny little fox with.

Cristina: A really cute hairstyle.

Jack: And then it evolved into this thing that looks nothing like a fox. It's like a dog.

Cristina: Yes, but it is a fox. Because foxes in. I think it's also Japan. I think also maybe in China. But foxes, after growing old, they get more tails throughout their lifetime.

Jack: Is that real?

Cristina: Is that real? No.

Jack: Oh, okay.

Cristina: That would be cool. Well, these creatures, they're called Kitsun, and as they age, they grow extra tails. And when they grow nine tails, they turn white.

Jack: Interesting. And do they become evil or they just become these majestically beautiful kinds of things?

Cristina: There's varying, very varied stories about them. Some of them are good stories, some of them are bad.

Jack: Do they leave trails of fire? That'd be cool.

Cristina: I think they're psychic. They have a bunch of abilities. A bunch of abilities. Also, after a hundred years, they have infinite wisdom.

Jack: This is very interesting because this line up heavily with Shinto.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: It's these creatures. They are probably technically dead, but their spirit.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Is what we're witnessing.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes. Well, yeah. This pretty much, Instead of dying, it seems like they live. Even though I guess it could be their spirit is living.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And that's really happening.

Jack: Notice the transition from one point to the other.

Cristina: That's why it's white now instead of.

Jack: The orangey seamless move into a spirit form.

Cristina: Amazing. Wow.

Jack: So in the case of, like, creatures that guard, like, the spirit of the ocean or that, like, something has to die and then become the thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But one of these creatures could be a mythical. Think of like, you remember Suicune, the movie of Pokemon, saying, you know, singing on the Pokemon theme, that it was in the woods, like one of the legendary.

Cristina: Something. No.

Jack: When they went back in time.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: And there was the blue dog thing that was chasing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's the spirit of the forest or the woods or some s***. Or the lake. That's in there or some crap like that. Now, the assumption here is that was just a dog at some point, and then that dog lived very long, and then that dog transitioned to being the spirit of that place, but you never see the dog die. I think the same thing would apply here.

Cristina: I think they said that dogs were somehow related to the spirits of that Ghost Tower thing where all the dead Pokemon were kept.

Jack: I don't know. I'm relating to Shinto.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like, if this was Shinto, that's what would be happening. You never see the death of the.

Cristina: Pokemon because it didn't die. The next stage of life.

Jack: Yeah. Sort of like what I think would happen if we died. People would see our body die, but we wouldn't see ourselves die. We would just be like, hey, I'm here. This is weird. What's happening?

Cristina: Yeah, that's interesting. Whoa.

Jack: So these creatures that just move forward, like, transform into this other thing, and to them it's just, well, I'm here. I'm doing my thing.

Cristina: Yes. But these things are. These creatures are so incredible. Like, infinite wisdom.

Jack: What the f*** does that even mean?

Cristina: I don't know. That's amazing. It sounds amazing. I don't know if that's actually an.

Jack: Amazing ability that makes it impossible to catch because it's always wiser than you are.

Cristina: Yes. I remember some stories where they can turn into people. They like to turn into girls for some reason. And if they get drunk, they might end up like. Like a tail might pop up. But that could be before they get their nine tails. Is when they're a little bit more riskier and they'll do something. And the tail. They won't be able to hide their tail. They sometimes do show off their tail, so I don't know. Well, how infinite ones them helps them. So it's probably that they get it. I mean, they. By the time they reach infinite wisdom, they probably stop pretending to be humans and things like that, because they weren't doing very good at that. They weren't very good at that. So I'm guessing that's a younger fox. Yeah.

Jack: They don't have the infinite wisdom and maturity.

Cristina: Yeah. They also have gained the ability to see and hear anything anywhere in the world. They're omni. Whatever.

Jack: Omnipresent.

Cristina: Yes. Is that something omniscient? I don't know which one. There's so many omni stuff. The Omni one with hearing and seeing.

Jack: Yeah. I think omniscient covers all the bases.

Cristina: And when they get. And after a thousand years, they become Gold. I wonder if we'll see that in the Pokemon world.

Jack: First they become white, then gold.

Cristina: Yes. They either turn white or gold after a thousand years. Yeah. I thought it was at 100 years. But at 100 years they should have all their tails by a hundred years. But if they don't, then by a thousand years when they have it, they'll change the color which would be either white or gold.

Jack: Interesting, interesting. So they just live forever. They're immortal.

Cristina: They're immortal, yes. Who's counting these ages? What human is like, okay. Or are they? I guess because they're in their wisdom and whatever. Like they gotta be pretty human. They. You have to be able to count the years. Right.

Jack: Guess the stories down.

Cristina: Yeah. These foxes, like the people who kept.

Jack: Track of that like 700 year old turtle or whatever the f*** it was like the great, great, great, great grandparents had a photo with the turtle.

Cristina: Oh, that's so sick.

Jack: It was. There was a drawing of the turtle originally. Because there weren't cameras.

Cristina: Oh. And it just. That was the proof that it was the same turtle.

Jack: Yeah. Cuz the turtle stayed in the family.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then they just. There was like 12 or 13 sketches of the turtle. Because it would take. It would have a new thing done per generation. So I'm the father. I had it. My son is gonna do one with the turtle too. It's a family turtle.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: His son is gonna do one with the turtle. Eventually cameras happened.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we transition over. And it's really huge. Black and white.

Cristina: That's awesome.

Jack: Not even black and white. That's sort of like orangey old school film.

Cristina: And you said how long?

Jack: It was like 700-year-old turtle.

Cristina: 700-Year-Old turtle?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: It's a crazy old turtle that's older than a white fox. Oh my gosh. So turtles live forever.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Then they'll never become the spirit turtle.

Jack: Because they'd have to die in a seamless transition.

Cristina: Yes. But if those powers weren't crazy enough. There's so many powers. So many. They can possess people. They have fire and lightning. They are a Pokemon. They can appear in other people's dreams. They can fly.

Jack: The f****** omniscient part is what's crazy about this.

Cristina: It's just like see and hear everything.

Jack: And be everywhere all at the same time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like it's God. They just become God.

Cristina: It could create illusions. So. Yes. Like what? What?

Jack: Interesting. Just morph into a God.

Cristina: And those are its baby powers. The greater powers. You're not ready for this. Birth universes able to bend time and space.

Jack: Right, Right.

Cristina: What does that mean?

Jack: That's very suicune.

Cristina: Mm. They can drive people mad. Which isn't that crazy already because of all the things they could already do.

Jack: To you, like weak sauce.

Cristina: And also shapeshift into tall trees or a second moon in the sky.

Jack: That's pretty hardcore.

Cristina: That's pretty hardcore. So if we ever see a second moon in the sky, you know, it's this white fox.

Jack: It's a fox. Another giant object about to collide into the moon and destroy our entire solar system as we know it. Yeah, it's just a fox.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh. And like succubus, they could drink the life out of you if they wanted. Through sex.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: Why? I don't know.

Jack: Yeah. My question would be, like, would they want to, though? Like, they can if they wanted to.

Cristina: But they want to. I don't know. I guess they would because I guess.

Jack: It would be like different personalities and some are like, imma be the bad.

Cristina: Yeah. Because some are, I'm guessing, bad and some are really good and rainbow of them. Yes. Because there's some that just get married to a guy and then, like, he finds out what she is and she runs away.

Jack: In love, death and robots. There was a spirit girl who turned. Gets turned into, like, a robot, which, by the way, watch. Love, death and robots. Audience, this is just. Just pay attention to that show.

Cristina: Beautiful stuff.

Jack: But, like, that was that thing.

Cristina: I think so. I think it was the kitsune.

Jack: Yeah. It was just some iteration of that where she didn't have many tales. But it was the same thing.

Cristina: Yes, it was just a fox, spirit creature thing. I think it's like the Irish folklore where fairy can be considered a creature, a ghost, you know, all those combination of things. But it's still one type of thing. I feel like this fits into that.

Jack: I feel like too, because it's not necessarily a spirit. It. It's not really. But it's like. It's kind of getting there. It's getting to the point where it's not alive in our understanding of alive. It just ages into transcendence. That doesn't make sense.

Cristina: That doesn't.

Jack: It must be dying in the course. And the death it goes through is so different than what we understand as death.

Cristina: Yes, but we just. Yeah, we just don't understand it. So.

Jack: And it's. It died and now it's this new thing. Or we. We have to divide evolution into two things. There's gradual natural evolution and then there's celestial evolution, which happens in one Moment to another phase.

Cristina: Like, phase like. Yeah, but like, everyone around you would see death, though. Is that what it would be or.

Jack: No, in the case of just people. Yes. You just died and now you're always dead. In the case of one of these creatures, it seems like. Well, no, I hit the point. Bright light. Oh, my God, it's blinding. Light goes away. It's a different thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Except even if we don't see that moment that happened there somewhere.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Where it's like it's slowly gotten wider and wider and grown extra tails, and at some point it started phasing in and out of existence.

Cristina: Like in Pokemon, where it's just one minute they're one thing, the next is another thing.

Jack: Yeah. It would be a quicker evolution than like humans evolving.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It takes us millions and millions of years. Theirs happens in the course of their lifetime.

Cristina: Yes, man. Ninetales are pretty cool, man. That anime was so awesome. Not anime that love death and robots. Love Death and robots episode. It's pretty cool, but yeah. So this Psychic Fox thing is probably what Ninetales was based on, right? We can agree to that.

Jack: I think so.

Cristina: Think so. And then in 1955, it was five adults and seven children. They went to the police station because they claimed that small aliens from a spaceship was attacking their farm. And they were in a. Like a shoot off with these aliens. And then the cops went to the farm just to make sure that they weren't like, attacking their neighbors instead or something. Because I don't think they assumed aliens. And they looked around and they only found the shells from the guns and hoes around the barn area. So there was shooting happening, but they couldn't find the aliens, Right?

Jack: Sounds about right.

Cristina: Yes. And the description of the aliens, Sableye, was inspired from this UFO encounter.

Jack: It. Wait, this came after that?

Cristina: Yeah. This is from the. Yeah.

Jack: And this is third generation, Right. This is like where it was still cool.

Cristina: Where it was still cool Pokemon.

Jack: Yeah. Before Pokemon got whack.

Cristina: Yeah. Who knew? They based things off of real weird events. I know, like they based on items and creatures and stuff, but aliens. I mean, they do have some aliens in the Pokemon world as well. Like Clefairy.

Jack: Yeah. She's a literal alien.

Cristina: She's a literal alien. Yes. So Sableye is also, or at least based on a real alien. That's pretty. That's probably one of the most interesting. The Pokemon. A lot of them are based on mythologies, or not a lot of them, but some of them are based off of mythologies and stabilized based On a real quote unquote event.

Jack: Yeah. There's a bunch of Pokemon based on a bunch of different things that are going on. Anywhere from just inanimate objects, animals to mythology, different mythical creatures and gods of different sorts as well as totally inanimate things. And like f******. Just not even inanimate things, but things that you couldn't hold. Like pollution.

Cristina: Pollution, yes. That's my favorite Pokemon pollution. Yeah.

Jack: Natural trash wonders like volcanoes are also Pokemon.

Cristina: Oh yeah? Yep. But did you know ghost too?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Do you know the Pokemon Mawile? Mawile. I hope that's you how you pronounce it. It's a plant Pokemon. And it has like a. A giant leaf on its head. And it has like a giant mouth in the back of its head.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Malwa is based on Furikuchi una, which is literally means two mouthed lady.

Jack: Because there's a lady with two mouths in some folklore.

Cristina: Yes, it happens because she. Because she doesn't like eating or something. She doesn't want to eat. And the mouth. And I guess her body's still hungry even though she's not. She's choosing not to eat. So it's develops a mouth and then its hair is turn alive like a. Like an octopus legs or something, whatever. And it grabs the food and forces it inside the mouth that's hungry. Well, it doesn't force it into the mouth. It helps the mouth eat because she won't eat.

Jack: So it's one mouth forcing. It's one mouth being forced to eat.

Cristina: No, the no mouth is being forced to eat. The hungry mouth is eating. The hares is helping it eat.

Jack: Oh, I understand.

Cristina: Not her main mouth. Her main mouth does not want to eat. So she doesn't eat. But then the other mouth is made and then it just starts eating for the both of them. So she ends up eating double instead of one normal meal. Because she was just too. I don't know. I don't know why she chose. She chooses not to eat until she's anorexia.

Jack: Yes, it's the anorexia Pokemon.

Cristina: Yes. So most of these stories involve her marrying some guy who's like really greedy and he doesn't like to waste his money. So he sees this. This lady who doesn't eat and he's like whoa, Imma save so much money with this lady. And so they get married and then because she doesn't eat, she develops the.

Jack: Mouth and then the mouth eats the guy.

Cristina: No, he just gets scared when he see he finds out because I wonder if there's a Story. I haven't read one, though, of him finding out that she attacks him. There's probably horror movies like that, though. But yes. Then there's a Pokemon called Dunsparce. You know that Pokemon?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: It is so adorable. It is the cutest Pokemon ever. No, they're all cute. A lot of them are cute. Okay. And Dunspar is based on a creature called Sushi no Ko, which is like Japanese Bigfoot, which not like, doesn't look like him, but it's like a version of Bigfoot for them. Like, they see this creature, but there's no proof of its existence. And the Sushi no Ko looks pretty much like what the Pokemon's based on. It looks like a fat, fat snake that's had, like the body in the middle is super fat. Like it's just eating something.

Jack: And how does it move?

Cristina: It moves very oddly. It moves. It moves like a slug or snail. Like, I don't know, like it's going back and forth, forward.

Jack: Like it expands and contracts over and over.

Cristina: Yeah. Which is. I wish I could see this creature move. So, yeah, this is like an overweight, a fat snake that instead of slithering, it just moves forward. It's adorable. And the legends say that it can leap great bounds. It could leap over buildings and etc. And that's why they think the Pokemon has its little wings that it has. You know, it has these cute little wings that it probably doesn't use in the poke world. You know, those little things. So that's probably why it has it, because the creature is known to jump.

Jack: So it's like Magikarp.

Cristina: Like Magikarp, yes. Is Magikarp known for jumping over mountains?

Jack: Over mountains, yeah.

Cristina: So then it turns into a dragon. Although Magikarp is also based on a mythology, you know. You've heard of that one though, right?

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: I think it's Chinese. It's carps just trying to get up a mountain where there's a gate up there, the Dragon Gate. And if they can get up there, which is really hard to get there, they turn into a dragon. And that's Gyarados. So it's based on both magic.

Jack: Japanese dragon, too? No, it's a Chinese. Right. It's very Chinese dragon.

Cristina: It's. Yeah, I think it's Chinese. Yes. Yes. Some Tsuchinoko can speak. And they also love to drink alcohol, which is awesome. Wouldn't you want that as a pet? It's a fat worm that. What is it? Like, it moves towards you in a weird slug like way and likes to Drink alcohol and speak to you.

Jack: I wouldn't want that. Now that's weird.

Cristina: What? Who knows what Hit wants to say to you? Although it does have the habit to lie. So maybe it's a good thing that you don't want to talk to it. What could it be lying about? I want to know. It's lies.

Jack: Maybe it's sarcastic lying. Maybe it's like, yeah, man, I was gambling outside and it's like you've been slowly been creeping around the house the whole day just pretending it had like a real cool. Like, I bet you don't know where I was today. Like, I've seen you crossing the living room for the past seven days. Yeah, you've been nowhere.

Cristina: Oh my gosh, what an awesome fact. Oh, that is so awesome. I hope it's exactly like that.

Jack: Always just sarcastically cracking stupid jokes.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There aren't necessarily lies as much as they are just sarcasm.

Cristina: Yeah. That's beautiful. And it's always has some excuse of why the beer bottle is empty or whatever.

Jack: And he knows, you know, but he's also like totally not like being upfront about it.

Cristina: Yes. So awesome.

Jack: Where's that beer can empty? I don't know. I found it like that.

Cristina: Man, they should make this Pokemon even more like the Sunoku because it already looks like it. Why not make it behave like that? That is awesome. Not very kid friendly though.

Jack: No, it's very adult content.

Cristina: Well, if they ever want to make Pokemon an adult contest type of show. Because they do that. They do that. This creature also likes to swallow its tail and it rolls around like a wheel.

Jack: What does that mean?

Cristina: Like a wheel? Like in a circle. Like it has its mouth. The tail is in its mouth, so it's a circle on it.

Jack: So it just becomes an Ouroboros at random?

Cristina: Yeah, it becomes an Ouroboros. They think it's similar to a hoop snake. Have you heard of a hoop snake that's a legend in America and Australia.

Jack: I haven't heard of a hoob snake.

Cristina: Well, I guess over here in Australia and in Canada, people have seen snakes bite their tail and turn into wheels. I don't know. That's a really wild. Snakes are weird, I guess. I don't know if any pet snakes have done that, but they swear they've seen snakes do that in the wild, I guess. That's so cool. What do you think about Sneasel?

Jack: Great Pokemon. It's kind of overpowered.

Cristina: What type of Pokemon is it? A dark Pokemon?

Jack: Yeah, it's a dark. Dark and normal or some s***. I'm not sure. Maybe it might be pure dark. I'm not sure.

Cristina: The sneasel is based on a Japanese creature called the Kama Itachi, which is the words for sickle and weasel.

Jack: Sickle, weasel, Sickle, weasel.

Cristina: Which. It looks like a weasel with sickles for its hands. It.

Jack: It doesn't really look like a weasel. No, really, it looks like, physically like our metaphoric definition of a weasel. Like a sneaky person.

Cristina: Oh, it just looks like a sneaky person.

Jack: Yeah, it's.

Cristina: You wouldn't trust that guy.

Jack: No, it's probably gonna steal some s***.

Cristina: Yeah. Well, these kami. These kama Itachi are so, so scary. They're so scary. They're sneaky for sure. They like to. They like to hunt in three, and they move very quickly around you. The first one knocks you down. The second one uses its long sickle like hands and cuts your leg off. And the third one heals your wound. And then you don't realize you were attacked because they're stealing parts of your leg. They're stealing meat to eat for later. Cause that's cool. Oh, my gosh. That's horrifying.

Jack: That's pretty f***** up.

Cristina: Yes. You would just think that you were tripped, but that's what really happened. Why you tripped. That is the story of why you tripped. These three sneaky creatures ripped your leg off. Well, they didn't rip your leg. Oh. They ripped your leg open, took some meat, and then sewed it back up like nothing happened.

Jack: So never notice.

Cristina: Yep. What?

Jack: No harm, no foul.

Cristina: No harm. Like tripping over there? That sucks. What? I mean, I guess it could be happening over here and you wouldn't know because they move so fast. There's a Pokemon called the Manectric, which has. It's very bluey and yellowy and it's electric. And it's based on a Japanese legend of Raiju, which is a thunder wolf or dog. Thunderdog. Thunder beast. It's a thunder animal. It could be anything, really, because it has many different. You know how the other one had a. It could be a cat or a dog or flies or fireflies for the carbuncle. Well, this one, it could be a cat or a dog or a mouse. It could be a fish. It could be a squirrel. There's so many different.

Jack: So it's a shapeshifter.

Cristina: Yes, I guess so.

Jack: But the main form, by saying it's a shapeshifter.

Cristina: Yes, but the main form, I guess, that it likes to. It prefers, is a dog. And this dog when it walks around, its body is made out of lightning. And in bad weather, it likes to run around. And that's why you see lightning and thunder, because that's it jumping around everywhere.

Jack: It's hanging out in the sky on.

Cristina: Top of buildings and trees and stuff. Wherever you see, like, marks, burnt marks where lightning has struck, that's really the Raju.

Jack: Okay, that makes sense.

Cristina: Also, another Pokemon that might be based on this is Raichu, which is also electric, but it's the mouse. But this thing looks like whatever, so there could be any electric Pokemon based on this.

Jack: It's like almost all folklore are about some sort of shapeshifter.

Cristina: Yeah. My favorite thing of this Raju creature is it's the companion of Raijin, who's the God of lightning. And whenever he looks for him, he strikes at him to wake him up from where he sleeps. And where this creature likes to sleep, sleep is in belly buttons.

Jack: So he becomes microscopic? Not microscopic, but super tiny.

Cristina: Yes. So people during thunderstorms lie on their stomach so that it won't sleep in their belly button. Also, there's stories that he only sleeps on your belly button if you're sleeping outside. Fair.

Jack: That makes sense.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know. It's a cute story. It's not a cute story because I guess you die in the end of that story. But it likes to sleep in your belly button. I don't know why, but it does. I want to see that Pokemon turn into a tiny thing and, like, sleep in Ash's belly button. No, that would be weird. That would be really weird. But there's a legend about this creature about. In a stormy night, a samurai drew his sword in the right time because he struck something. A lightning bolt. And of course it. Well, when he struck the lightning bolt, the whole area became smoky. And he didn't see what happened until the smoke cleared. And then he saw a dead Raiju on the ground.

Jack: Why did he attack lightning?

Cristina: I don't know. Because he thought his blade could do something. I feel like that would kill him.

Jack: Though his blade did do something. But, like, why did he know?

Cristina: He's got six sense. 10 cents. He's got super sense. That's how great it is. I guess the highest level of samurai in this. Is there belt in samurai? Is there, like, a high samurai level of, you know, like in karate?

Jack: I have no idea.

Cristina: Then there's Ho Ho. You know Ho ho.

Jack: Ho oh.

Cristina: Ho oh. You know Ho oh. Can you guess what Ho oh was based on?

Jack: Ho oh.

Cristina: It is a firebird. How many firebirds do you know it's a phoenix? Yes, it's a phoenix. It's a phoenix. In Japan, the phoenix is called Ho. Oh.

Jack: Ah.

Cristina: So, yes, they didn't really switch up anything. It's really just the phoenix in the game. There's no magic happening there. I mean, it's not really based on. It really is just. Just the Phoenix. It's just the Phoenix. When it comes to those birds, is there just one in the world or are there multiple?

Jack: That is a fantastic question. There are three legendary birds. Three legendary dogs. Mew, Mewtwo. We at least know Mewtwo for a fact. There's only one. Yes, there's Lugia. Ho. Oh, and like, what about all the Regis? What about Celebi? What, like, is there one of these m************? Just one of each.

Cristina: How does that work?

Jack: Where the f*** did it come from?

Cristina: Yes. Unless the God monster, the God Pokemon made them.

Jack: I think so.

Cristina: Is one of them.

Jack: I think so. I think it comes. It breaks down in that fashion.

Cristina: But what happens when one dies?

Jack: They're gone.

Cristina: They're just gone.

Jack: Yeah. I think it starts at the God Pokemon, Whatever the f***. Arceus.

Cristina: I have no idea.

Jack: Then created the universe. And Mew is Jesus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Mew made the living things.

Cristina: Well, then that's not very Jesus. Like, God made everyone.

Jack: So I guess he's God.

Cristina: Yeah, he's really God.

Jack: Because Arceus is the God of the gods.

Cristina: Yeah. They're just seeing the Christian God is made by this other God.

Jack: Yeah, the Christian God was made by Arceus.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe there's a Pokemon called Whiscash, which is a catfish Pokemon. Or I think it's a giant cat. I would say it is.

Jack: It's a catfish.

Cristina: It's a catfish with giant whiskers. Very simple. It's based on a catfish creature. In Japan, in the Japanese myth, there is a catfish named Namazu, which likes to create earthquakes and stuff just by flapping its tail. It's just so huge that it creates earthquakes.

Jack: And this Pokemon is that big?

Cristina: I don't think it's that big, but it has attacks that are similar. It creates earthquake attacks. Isn't that a Pokemon attack?

Jack: Water and ground?

Cristina: Yeah, it's water and ground. That's exactly the type. Is there many water and ground? Because isn't ground weakness to water? So, yeah.

Jack: So this Pokemon's particularly overpowered.

Cristina: Well, yeah, there's Zap. Zapdos. I don't know if we talked about Zapdos. Not Zapdos, but what he's based on which is the Thunderbird. I don't know if we talked about the Thunderbird before.

Jack: The f*** is a Thunderbird?

Cristina: Okay, good. Well, Thunderbirds are mythical creatures that the Native Americans believed in, right? And they created thunders and they control lightning and all that stuff. Good stuff. And they like there was a bunch of different tribes and they have all these different ideas of it and most of it revolves around like they're here to either watch over us, to see that we're doing the right thing, you know, like good or bad or whatever. And they'll punish us if we're bad. There's some like they. They're fighting water creatures. There's like giant snakes or giant water creatures that they. That are the enemies of these birds for some reason. So they have this epic fight and that's what's creating those thunderstorms and stuff is just the fight of these animals.

Jack: Like Battle of the Titans or something.

Cristina: Yeah. So it's some underworld creature versus giant bird creatures. There's a Pokemon called Golok which looks like a robot. He looks like a giant robot?

Jack: Yeah, he's a Golem, not a robot.

Cristina: He's a Go. Well, he is a Golem. He's based on a Golem. How can you tell he looks like. I mean, besides this picture that I have of him next to the Golem he's based on. How could you tell he's a Golem?

Jack: Does not look like a robot to me.

Cristina: I don't know what a Golem looks like.

Jack: Sonic Ripoff Eggman designed robot. Are you talking about he looks exactly.

Cristina: Like a Sonic Ripoff.

Jack: I see that. I see exactly why you think he looks like a robot.

Cristina: What do you think he looks like a Golem? What Go have you seen?

Jack: He looks like every. Every Golem looks like that. They're all the same s***.

Cristina: They're all just giant creatures. Oh, there's a Pokemon called Golem. He doesn't look like a Golem.

Jack: Yeah, Golem isn't a Golem.

Cristina: He's not a Golem.

Jack: No, Golem is not a Golem. Golem is a rock. He's specifically a Indiana Jones esque boulder.

Cristina: But those golems all look like different things. Like maybe it is a Golem made out of rocks. No, some of them look fiery.

Jack: Like there are golems made of rocks. But Golem is an Indiana Jones boulder. The one you push off and then roll down the hill.

Cristina: Oh my God.

Jack: That's what he is.

Cristina: Why did they name him Golem? This Pokemon deserves that name. But Golek Golurk. But to Golurk is based on a golem that helped the Jews from one of the many times that they needed help. Because they needed help.

Jack: So golems are biblical?

Cristina: Yes, I guess so. They're Jewish creatures. The Jews make them, and they're magical.

Jack: Jews make golems.

Cristina: I guess they got magic. That's why the Christians hate them. They're like, magic is evil. And we came from that. That is evil. I don't know. I don't know how it works. Maybe they're jealous of that power because.

Jack: They don't have it.

Cristina: They don't have it, Exactly. They've lost. They've lost the powers of creating golems.

Jack: Chew magic.

Cristina: Yes. Well, if you see in the picture, the specific golem in the story has. What would you call those bandages? And the Pokemon golem has that too, you know, I don't know what's called the. And the symbols on it is just, what, magic writing on it, I'm guessing, like runes keep it alive. Like runes? Do they know runes? I don't know. Well, it could be a combo of things, I guess. But in the Pokedex, it says that they're created by the ancient people with the goal of protecting humans and Pokemon, which is what the regular golem is created.

Jack: That's what my golem in Minecraft does. It protects us from creepers and things of such nature.

Cristina: So all golems. Golems are made for that purpose.

Jack: But some golems become evil.

Cristina: They do.

Jack: I don't know. Maybe they're owned by a bad guy. They're just protecting whoever made them, I think. Whoever they're cast to protect.

Cristina: Oh, so they're not really good or bad.

Jack: Yeah, they're probably not even conscious.

Cristina: Yeah, probably.

Jack: There's nothing going on. It's just.

Cristina: Are they like Frankenstein?

Jack: Well, no, that's alive.

Cristina: Oh, okay. It's not alive.

Jack: No, it's not. It is. He's biological.

Cristina: What level of alive is he?

Jack: He's closer to, like, fire, I guess.

Cristina: Okay, but you.

Jack: I guess. He's not alive. Alive. He's. He's alive, but not by a lot. He is biological, d*** it. He's. Yeah, he's biological.

Cristina: He can't think. He can't. He has no needs.

Jack: Frankenstein.

Cristina: No, I'm talking about the golem.

Jack: Oh. Oh, I didn't realize. We saw it back.

Cristina: Yeah. What is he. How alive is he?

Jack: He's not alive.

Cristina: He's not alive at all.

Jack: Basically, a robot that you control with magic instead of electronics.

Cristina: Oh, Even if he looks human.

Jack: Yes. Kind of like a Android that you control remotely.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay. That's all that it is. Okay.

Jack: Anyways. Anyways, we are running out of time.

Cristina: All of that came from black cats.

Jack: Black cats and Pokemon.

Cristina: Yes. So beware of these creatures in the woods or something. If you're in the woods with your friend trying to get them to listen to an episode. Is that what happened?

Jack: No. You wandered in the woods with your laptop and a boombox.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: And you were trying to get strangers you came across in the woods to listen to the show with you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I guess you stumbled upon a black cat and. Or something.

Cristina: Yes. And you're using it for treasure hunting.

Jack: Yes. But now, all things considered, this isn't the only episode with Pokemon that we have. There are actually a couple of episodes where we mention Pokemon in different. There's no Pokemon specific episode. No, but there are episodes that have a lot of Pokemon, including one where we try to find out if there's cannibalism. No. There's pollution in Pokemon.

Cristina: Yes. And hysteria. The Pokemon hysteria. But that was based on real life and not the game.

Jack: Yeah. Wow. We. Do we talk about Pokemon? This is the official Pokemon show.

Cristina: We rarely talk about HO1. That's why I thought, why not we.

Jack: Talk about Pokemon enough for this to be the official Pokemon show.

Cristina: Okay. This is the official Pokemon show.

Jack: At least for this episode.

Cristina: For this episode. Come back for more.

Jack: Find those episodes. If you want some more Pokemon in your life or anything else, you can find those on the official website. Greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and pretty much anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTokisconvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and rate. And if you feel so inclined to review the show with whoever you're forcing.

Cristina: To listen to, let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is very important. So you find people who you care about and love and tell them, hey, just conversation me, you, glass of wine, midnight stars sitting on the beach.

Cristina: They want to be listening to us.

Jack: Yes. And then as soon as you're done with the episode, you play the killers on the beach. Make sure it's about to start raining.

Cristina: No, that sounds very great. It sounds like a great night.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: Because here's what I would say. Maybe he was the first saint.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And thus his death got associated with oversleeping because all the other saints would later be living saints. But no, they all have to be dead. So based on this, they're all the saints of oversleeping. If he's not the saint of roosters. Roasted.

Cristina: Roasted. He is the thing of roasted. I don't.

Jack: He's the saint of roasted rooster.

Cristina: It's over sleeper. Because the. I get it. Sort of, I guess, like the rooster, you. You get woken up by a rooster, but the rooster's dead, so you over.

Jack: So. Okay, Okay.

Cristina: I don't know how that. You know, then. What a crazy story.

Jack: It's a title. Not a thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's just. We needed to call you something, but.

Cristina: We'Re gonna pray for you if we oversleep, I guess. Or not to oversleep.

Jack: The question is, is that how it works?

Cristina: Yeah, I think so.

Jack: You pray to them for the thing?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Really?

Cristina: Yeah, I think so. Like, there's specific prayers people made for these saints. If you can't make up your own prayer or whatever, you can just find a prayer dedicated to them for a specific thing.

Jack: Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: So people pray for him to not oversleep? I guess. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 130: Human Aliens

What if all the UFOs we’ve seen through the years weren’t being flown by alien lifeforms, but by ancient human astronauts that left Earth long ago? What if every ancient collapsed civilization was technologically advanced in ways we don’t understand? And what if each one managed to get a select group of people off the surface of Earth? The duo unpacks the theory of ancient human astronauts.

Rambling 130: Human Aliens

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Forgetfulness
  • Pyramids of Giza
  • Mayans
  • Ancient Humans
  • Generational Ships
  • Humans From Mars
  • Are 51
  • Stonehenge
  • The Great Void

Art by IG @Zero_Lupo

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: And also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes, it is very important that you find somebody to listen to this show with you. Can you imagine?

Cristina: There's no way you could keep doing that.

Jack: That would be great, though. Everything I say just happens. I. This. It sounds familiar, though.

Cristina: What the.

Jack: What kind of a. There's a show or something that did that. Everything he says sounds like this. Almost like you're somewhere between heavily restrained and extreme.

Cristina: Is it, like, from a cartoon or something?

Jack: Man, I don't know. I feel like it's a children's show. Maybe some crap like the reading Rainbow, but LeVar Burton never spoke like that, so it has to be some equivalent. It's not Mr. Rogers. He just spoke like a white guy.

Cristina: Are you positive it wasn't him?

Jack: No, it sounds more like this sounds more like a pedo who's just totally trying not to rape all the children that he's around them by.

Cristina: Doesn't sound familiar. Is it a hippie?

Jack: Is it a hippie? I don't know. It. It doesn't sound familiar to you? It totally sounds familiar to me. Like it's based on something. What children's show?

Cristina: Was it a movie?

Jack: No, I'm pretty sure it was a show.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I'm like, pretty sure it was a show, but I don't know what show was. Yeah, but, yeah, tell people about the show.

Cristina: Tell everybody.

Jack: Let them know they should be listening to the show. It's very important.

Cristina: It sounds familiar. I just don't.

Jack: Yeah, I don't know what the f*** it is either.

Cristina: I don't know what that is.

Jack: It's weird. Well, here's the thing. People have an ability to remember without remembering.

Cristina: I don't know what does have to do with anything.

Jack: A good example is when you are about to try to talk and somebody's like, hey, what's the name of that thing? Yeah, and you're like, oh, f***, I know the name. I know the name. It's like it doesn't come out. You remember, like, you know what you're Trying to think of. But for whatever reason, you can't think of it.

Cristina: Mm. I forgot what that was called. We were talking about that in deja vu. For some reason, that was one of the things. Random.

Jack: Yeah, you're totally right. I remember that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting, man. I wonder, like, what the real engraved, like, psychology behind that is. Like, we know it's a phenomenon. My question is, like, what's causing that to happen in the first place?

Cristina: Death. I don't know. That's. That is a weird. That's a weird thing we do.

Jack: Yeah, it happens a lot, too. It's like, whatever you're trying to remember.

Cristina: The most, it's there. But some, like, you can't find it. I don't know. Your brain is a library, and you.

Jack: Can'T find the book.

Cristina: You can't find. Exactly.

Jack: Exactly. Like, it's there. And in fact, you know where the book is that you're looking or where should be. You know where the book should be, but it's misplaced.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Same thing happens. There's weird instances like that when you have your key or whatever, and you're, like, looking for your key while holding your keys. Like, wait a minute.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or talking on your phone, telling somebody, I don't know where the f*** my phone is.

Cristina: What is that?

Jack: It's a weird lapse of, like, thought happening right there. It's a really weird thing that happens, but it goes to show the total stupidity of humanity.

Cristina: How is this.

Jack: Because it's like we're forgetting things we're actively remembering.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's where we are. We're literally forgetting the thing we remember. We can't just remember it. We're so dumb. We're forgetting the thing we remember, man. It makes you wonder how we get.

Cristina: Anywhere because of that.

Jack: Yeah. Like, okay, how do we. How do we. How do we do anything, really? Right.

Cristina: Our memory isn't that crap. It's just really randomly that it's that crap.

Jack: Dude. We are part of the most. Or I guess the only. But relative to the rest of the world, we're one of the most technologically advanced locations in the face of the planet. Right. Obviously. Let's not count Singapore. Let's ignore Hong Kong, and let's ignore Japan for a moment. And South Korea. Basically. The Asians got it down. Specific Asians, but the Asians. Technology and advancement and just being advanced societies. Right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We have such a technologically advanced giant masterpiece of civilization going on, and we did that despite being f****** stupid. That's kind of impressive because, again, we'll forget our keys while holding them.

Cristina: Yet somehow cities, the magic of writing it down. We got it all down somewhere. Meh, meh.

Jack: Like, how do we remember to write it down? How does anything work?

Cristina: How does anything work?

Jack: How does anything work?

Cristina: My memory's not that. Correct.

Jack: Look, we can't even figure out not killing each other.

Cristina: Most of us can. And some. I don't know that's true.

Jack: The same people who have the power to kill one another and do are the ones in charge of making the buildings. How do we get from point A to point B? Like, you're over here. Okay, yeah, some of us do. Yeah. None of those people have power. Everybody with self control, zero power.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So who gives a s***? Who gives a f*** how much control they have?

Cristina: Well, not everyone with power wants to murder everyone.

Jack: No. But everyone with power is kind of psychotic, kind of one way or another. So how the f*** do we get from point A to point B? We're the peak. Right now is the most advanced moment in all of history where all the technology is at its most advanced. All. Or whatever.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like it has to be the f******. Like, man. We don't have the capacity. Right.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Like, let's. Let's think about this. If the pyramids were built by us, we had that level of intellect back then.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we're better than we were then.

Cristina: Yes. Now that's what we assuming. Yes. Yeah.

Jack: That's why we just come to the conclusion that it was f****** aliens. Right.

Cristina: Because we can't figure that out.

Jack: Because we can't figure that out.

Cristina: We figured out before. We could totally figure it out.

Jack: The question is, here's a. Here's the real question. Here's your question. All jokes aside. Did we. Was it aliens?

Cristina: Was it aliens?

Jack: Was it aliens?

Cristina: Why would they want to do that?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: That's a waste of time for them.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like, they came here and did what exactly?

Jack: I don't know why they came here, but one of the reasons. One of the things they left behind were something like the pyramids. Like, I'm 100% sure if aliens made the pyramids, it wasn't like, go down to Earth, make the pyramids. Aight. We out. Like, I'm definitely sure that's not how it went.

Cristina: So what would.

Jack: It's beyond our understanding, I guess.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But like, that's just one of the things that happened.

Cristina: Mm. You know, aliens came.

Jack: But. But the argument would be, what if there were aliens at all? What if we really did do it? Then how do we. How do we argue that point? Because we. Let's say. So, no aliens, right? We've never seen proof of aliens or anything. In fact, we find proof that people made these things more. We don't know how the f*** they did it. And that's why we're like, aliens did it. But it's like, okay, we have no evidence of aliens. Zero. In fact, we can prove people built it. We just don't know how they did it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So, okay, then we go further into the argument, right? And it's like, okay, well, aliens gave them the instructions, and where the f*** are the instructions? That means it's f****** possible. It's possible to be built by f****** humans. And if machines were used, where the f*** are those?

Cristina: I don't think so. I mean, wouldn't they have drawn the machines or something because they were drawing in there? Or that wasn't the people who made it?

Jack: Well, I don't know. Let's think about this real quick. We've seen. There have been episodes where we have looked into these. Like the Great Pyramid of Giza looked inside and see.

Cristina: Yes, there has been some weird.

Jack: There are drawings, and there's literally, like, power coils inside and s***. And it's like, okay, this is ancient. How do you have electrical mechanisms?

Cristina: All right, that could be something else. We're misunderstanding.

Jack: In fact, that's how we concluded that the Mayans did have electricity and thus went to the center of the Earth and connected to the matrix.

Cristina: Yes, that is true. So, but did they have the aliens help, or were they just that smart?

Jack: This. Look, here's my argument. Here's my argument about this, right? If we're perfectly reasonable and really, really think about this, I'm thinking that there are two groups of people. And when we talk about ancient advanced civilizations, we literally mean people that were there, that did not become us, that went extinct or left the planet, or like the Mayans connected to the f****** matrix at the center of the Earth or underground or whatever the f***.

Cristina: Or they flew away.

Jack: Or they flew away. Okay, but the argument would be that there was extremely advanced technology in civilizations that existed here ahead of time. That would be the real argument. And then that would explain things like Stonehenge and things like Machu Picchu and the Great Pyramid of. The great Pyramids of Giza and all that crap. This one called Puma, Puma Kamaku or some s*** like that.

Cristina: Oh, what?

Jack: All these weird ancient sites are just odd marvels of engineering that doesn't even make f****** sense.

Cristina: What does the Puma thing look like?

Jack: It's some sort of temple built in parts.

Cristina: Whaaat?

Jack: Basically, Puma Punku is one of the weirdest structures that exists on the planet because it has the layout of what would be different pieces of a temple.

Cristina: But they're not together.

Jack: They're not together as if you could in theory project a temple onto the layout. But the concept of a projector should only make sense if you have electricity and if you already know that you can turn that electricity into projected light. So like way further than we are now in technology.

Cristina: Are you sure? It looks like they just. It just looks like they just started building it and then like it doesn't look like anything really. It doesn't look like a complete.

Jack: No, no. The layouts that they have. So there, there's some blueprints where scientists and archaeologists, a bunch of people together, sort of crafted what this would look like all put together. And it looks like it's a complete structure. There was. There's some sort of temple that's built downward, but in an open area. Like they cut out a hole or some s*** in the ground into the ground. And the temple is also not complete, or it is complete, but it looks incomplete.

Cristina: Like that place.

Jack: No, not necessarily. It's in a area where there weren't any houses or anything. And they were thinking this was the house originally, but then they really looked at it and they called it the First Temple because there didn't seem to be any way to like live in this structure. Just like the walls were carved in a certain way and it was downward and you walk into like this worshipping area, I guess.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it had a very similar structure to what's going on here, except this was built outside, not downward, but just upward in structure.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it just brings up the question of, are the concepts that are taking place here the same between whatever the f*** the first temple was and Pama Punku? Because they have a very similar sort of aesthetic going.

Cristina: Were they in different parts of the world too? Like a lot of these things?

Jack: I have no idea. I just know the argument there was that they had this sort of similar structure. Difference is that one was completed, minus the like fact that it didn't have a ceiling or any protection from elements. While this place, very similar in structure, is missing the walls, is missing the ceiling, some of it has corroded away as well. Like there are parts that were there that with time worn off, but there are parts that were never there.

Cristina: It just looks like blocks to me. It just looks like it's a Lego toy or something. Like they could just move it around and make different places, like how big to move around.

Jack: And it was. It's buried into the ground. Yeah, yeah, it's very weird. This is a unique. So the idea here is, okay, so these complicated structures, we have them, they're this proof that weird things were made and we don't have the understanding of the purpose of these things. They just kind of exist. And the question is, then did we. Did we do and we have the intellect to do that and.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Are. Are those people the same people as we are? If they were real? Right.

Cristina: Okay, so where.

Jack: They're like Mayans left over the equal us, or are we like, not related?

Cristina: Like, okay, so like the humans, they're humans, but they're not us, they're other humans.

Jack: I don't know, I'm not entirely sure. Like, okay, so we got Neanderthal, and Neanderthal turns into humans or whatever. Okay, right, so were the Mayans Neanderthal? Did they come from the same thing? Did we go somewhere else and just evolve slower and the Mayans just evolved quicker and got the f*** off and we're over here still primitive? Yes, that's another way that could have played out.

Cristina: Okay, yes.

Jack: And if we stick to the idea that we're the only people that came from, like the. Humanity is the only source of life, Earth, then any phenomenon we experience came from here one way or another.

Cristina: I mean, maybe there's more than one human. Is that what we're talking about?

Jack: I guess the argument would be that there are different groups of humans if even if we all came from the same ancestor, when we spread out and settled wherever the f*** we settled, and then civilizations came to happen like Egypt or the Mayans or whatever. F*** all these different groups of people, they. We evolved at so drastic, such drastically different paces that some just had a lot of intellectual movement forward. The leaders were very open minded and promoting of advancements and things. And science happened quicker than we even have record of now.

Cristina: So long from what we have now.

Jack: Yes, so long ago that now any of the crap left is ancient garbage to us and we just don't understand it. But they weren't aliens. They were just humans. They were ancient humans, advanced civilizations. They weren't like Atlantis, Fish people? No, just humans. Yes, just humans. But we all came from the same place.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then we spread out till there was enough tribes kind of wandering here and wandering there. Tribes are conflicting. There's too f****** many people. Tribes are Conflicting break off into pieces. Well, we think leadership should be like this. We go over here and. Well, we think leadership should be like that. We'll go over there.

Cristina: So it's not possible that we just murdered all these people.

Jack: Why would we have the capacity to. How would we murder somebody so much more technologically advanced? If we went with our guns right now to one of these untouched Brazilian tribes, how easy would it be for us to just extinct them? Effortless. A gun. One gun. One person with one gun?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Whole f****** civilization.

Cristina: I don't know what kind of weapons they had. These people?

Jack: These. No, we're assuming these people are advanced technologically. They definitely have ways of defending themselves from invaders. That's how they got so far.

Cristina: Mmm. Maybe. I guess.

Jack: Otherwise, any stride they made, they'd immediately become a target for anybody who wants that that couldn't figure it out themselves.

Cristina: Yeah, but they're not all, like, missing. They don't all have the same story. Like, the Mayans or something, Right?

Jack: Well.

Cristina: Or do they?

Jack: No, no, they don't necessarily all have. Like, the Mayans are a particularly weird case where just people f****** vanished.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's a weird one. Like, they're particularly odd. My argument would be that as we built things and people came to power, we would kick people out of areas, or particularly intelligence subgroups that led certain movements would then move out of their own region to go somewhere else outside of the reign of some kind of tyrannical moron.

Cristina: So they did have to, huh? What's the difference? They were probably murdered by.

Jack: I don't think they were murdered.

Cristina: I don't know why. Murdered is the solution of where they were.

Jack: Yes. In order for us to continue to advance and get to the points that we made structures that we don't even understand. They could not be dead no matter what. Death could not have been the solution.

Cristina: But they had to abandon everything they had and not take any of that with them. Like, the knowledge that they had.

Jack: Why would they abandon the knowledge?

Cristina: Like, where did it go?

Jack: Not anywhere we're looking.

Cristina: So you think it's out there somewhere?

Jack: Yeah. If we were to suddenly die and disappear, would the knowledge disappear with. Like, we'd take it with us. Even if we left every single book we have, if we left with all the people, the knowledge is within the people. We still have it. Like, we don't need the books. The people who know the things are still there. So, like, leaving all these things behind doesn't mean anything. On the flip side, we do still have proof of all these Things when we look at like the hieroglyphs showing us planes. And this shouldn't actually. Okay. Weird that we had these predictions ahead of time.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like particularly complicated. You showed some before. Like f****** helicopters and hieroglyphs and spaceships and modern day planes.

Cristina: Those are ghost ships.

Jack: It's really weird. It could totally be ghost ships. But then there are so many complicated things. Like hieroglyphs of electrical components.

Cristina: What is that?

Jack: Current day electrical components.

Cristina: How can you tell?

Jack: Because they are identical to current day electrical components everywhere from like magnets use to induction coils. Copper wiring.

Cristina: They look the same. But they're not used the same way. Are they?

Jack: They would work exactly the same way. Especially in the fashion that these hieroglyphs depict. They are identical to how we would use them. Side by side with the image of these same things. We would perfectly be able to use that technology. Like if we had what they had in hieroglyphs.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We could just plug it into one of our systems. Take a little adapting. But the system would function with the thing. Like it's not like they also had the exact same port.

Cristina: That'd be crazy. What if they. Those are computers? The. The pyramids are computers or something.

Jack: It's. Look. It's totally possible there was something like that. I never considered that. Because our first computers were ginormous.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They were building sized. And that's like us with electricity everywhere all the time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To still not have figured it out. So it's totally possible that these. Because we know the pyramids were rigged with electrical components. For what purpose? We don't know.

Cristina: For lighting maybe. That kind of makes sense.

Jack: That could totally make sense. Could have been for lighting. But I guess then not for computers if that's the case.

Cristina: But it'd be way cooler if it's for computers.

Jack: Yeah. I don't know why you defeat your own argument.

Cristina: No. I'm just saying that that's maybe a little more realistic. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah. It would. It makes sense if it was for a computer. Because of the size of a pyramid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But then we're arguing that in seeing this we're looking at an iceberg scenario.

Jack: Where we're seeing only the top half of something. Because where is it plugged into? It has to be underground. Right. So if that's just a part of the computer. How big is where the computer is connected to it must be ginormous.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There must be the possibility that there's an entire underground civilization just to operate this computer.

Cristina: So it might Be like what we thought about the mines, that they might be plugged in under the pyramids.

Jack: Totally. Could be. What did we establish whether or not the Mayans had electrical components?

Cristina: I don't think so.

Jack: We know the Egyptians did.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, man. You don't know though.

Jack: I don't know. But we know they were ridiculously advanced. That's why they're probably plugged in down there. But then the question here becomes, are all ancient advanced civilizations plugging in? Is that the logical conclusion? Because look, this is what we got to think about. We had recently a conversation, I think it was, when we were talking about the comparison of AI to human capacity. Right. Is it. It's. It's impractical to travel the universe as a human meat bag.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The necessities are ridiculous. It's impossible. And you need generational ships because the s***** lifespan of a human. It makes more sense to be a robot.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or to simulate the universe and travel it that way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That then makes way more sense than being a f****** meatbag. Yes. And time works differently at those scopes too. You could blink across infinitely large distances.

Cristina: And you think that's what they're doing.

Jack: It would make more sense to do that than explore the universe. And you could divide into two groups of people in this underground civilization, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There are the people who are plugged in, already exploring, maybe in these explorations, coming across interesting technological advancements that they could then bring out of the system that they're making them in. And then the people who don't connect who are outside consistently making more strides away from the reign of whoever is a leader on top, doing dumb s*** regularly and causing wars and bullshit. Right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So that then underground, safe from stupidity and just science underground, you have, between these two groups of people making giant strides technologically, the capacity to maybe move your mind either into some robotic, like body thing or augment throughout that entire process gradually. Since you already have people connected, you could continue to work on their body, little by little, turning it more and more and more mechanical, until you find the last component after their whole body's there and you put their mind into that little last piece, and then over time, you made them fully mechanical. And then those people could be the ones who leave the planet.

Cristina: For real?

Jack: For real. To then explore the reality that is.

Cristina: And you think every human just ends up there because what if we're going there? What if that's happening right now?

Jack: I think we'll eventually come to the conclusion that we cannot explore the universe realistically and that It's a waste of time and energy to try to colonize everything. And my theory is that maybe we figured this out before did the whole space exploration thing. That's why we find weird things on the moon. That's why we find weird things on Mars. But we were on Mars when it was green. And maybe what we're doing to Earth we did to Mars. And now it's crazy dry.

Jack: The way.

Cristina: So we ruined Mars and then we came here and then we ruined Earth. Oh no, well no, no, okay.

Jack: No, we did not come from Mars. We went to Mars.

Cristina: We just went to Mars.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: On the flip side, how interesting that you would say that because I didn't think about that at all. I just figured we went to Mars and did the same thing that we did here because Mars was. But I guess it would make sense that Earth wasn't in habitable inhabitable while Mars was. So we were originally living on Mars and this is the second planet.

Cristina: Yeah, why not?

Jack: And now we're doing the same s***.

Cristina: Because isn't that how they think Earth and the moon were involved with Mars? Was it Mars?

Jack: No, it was just Earth and the moon.

Cristina: Oh, it was two different planets.

Jack: Crash and created.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Oh, okay, okay, that's tricking. So okay, well yeah. What if we were in Mars first? Who knows?

Jack: Yeah. We could have dried that planet out, then come to Earth. And in being on Earth, slowly over the millennia centuries turned into the shithole that it is now.

Cristina: That it'll eventually become Mars again.

Jack: That it will eventually become another Mars. And we're just kind of, I guess we're moving closer to the sun, but we can't move any closer. So I guess the next one would be Europa where we do the whole f****** leap again. We're already looking in that direction.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So what, what's the stretch to say we go over there now the question is. Right, right, right. So we have this whole scenario.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We have advanced civilizations forming in pockets all over the world. It seems that the consistency as they go underground, they start making advanced technologies. Well they first make civilization. Civilizations need leaders. You take the brainiest people, they go into hiding as they sort of run the world from secrecy. We have a lot of that going on right now.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: All we know we already have crazy advance. We think there's hidden technologies and everything. Maybe we do have those scenarios already.

Cristina: Ex.

Jack: What if we do and they're underground doing the things they have to do, slowly converting people so that we can then truly explore.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we got Examples of that on Earth. We could have come from a different planet as well. Panspermia is one of the main things we believe is the reason that there is life here at all. And Mars was once an Earth like place. We come to Earth, we're slowly drying it out. Now we're looking at Europa in our lifetimes, in our, you know, giant gap of whatever the f*** time that there is. We're looking at the next place that we're going to go. We have technologies being formed. Everything is happening as would make sense in the scenario that we're discussing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So then this is played out multiple times.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're living a cycle, even if at a grander scale.

Cristina: Interesting. Yeah.

Jack: And we keep bouncing around the same system. Maybe Mars wasn't the first one.

Cristina: What if.

Jack: Yeah, it could just been one of the many. We don't know where it began, but it doesn't have to have been Mars. It's just the easiest one to trace because of the giant time span between two points.

Cristina: Yeah. Wonder if it's possible.

Jack: I get like, we barely have ability to tell the things that are on Earth from how old Earth is and how long ago those civilizations were.

Cristina: Yes. But do you think we'll ever have the technology to explore those things that we can't explore now?

Jack: Like what?

Cristina: Like what's under the Earth or whatever. All of it, all the mysteries we have. Do you think we'll ever figure it out? Do you think we'll ever figure out the. The pyramids and whatever?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: That's lost.

Jack: Like, I don't think it's lost. I think somebody has it. I don't think we do.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I think we are continuously leaving the planet.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Small groups figure it out and they take off.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: A great example is the space race or our current moment where every country's trying to get to space or whatever. I think sometimes civilizations just figure it out and they just take off.

Cristina: They just abandon everyone else.

Jack: Yes. Assuming that there is only one instance of life, it is the same group of life that's doing everything. The question is, how far back in time are we talking? If Earth wasn't the first, although humans were always the first, then the humans that happened on Earth are just the ancestors or are just sort of the next stage of whatever came. The ancestors that arrived.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That could have come from Mars. And if Mars isn't the first, what planet did they come from? Assuming they were on some planet. It was like Mercury or some s***. I don't f****** know. Some other Planet in our system that was, for whatever reason, inhabitable at that point. If we keep rewinding, how far back.

Cristina: Does it go from? Yeah.

Jack: Not just how. Like how long. If we keep going back, who cares what planet? We won't be able to pin it down. There's too much crap on this. In the solar system, how far back would we go? And if at all times, every couple million years, somebody jumps out to explore because they made it. They got. They beat all the hurdles to become technologically prepared to truly explore. They're like robots. They're the Borg now. They could survive any scenario. They just keep flying off and this happens over and over and over and over. So then how far back in time?

Cristina: Huh? We could have been doing this forever.

Jack: We could have been doing this forever.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Which then tells us that there's two different versions of things happening. One is where everybody plugs in trying to get there. The other one is where they've made it and they do actually go. Usually those have to be the same civilizations because it doesn't seem efficient to just keep going out, losing people and technology, trying to figure out how to go outward. We know balance needs to be established in nature. You need to know one to know the other. But us at this moment are just trying to go out, not figuring that part out. I think the only time we're really gonna figure out leaving this planet truly is when we figure out simulating the universe virtually.

Cristina: And we are working on that, too.

Jack: We got a million things like that. That's what the space engine is. We have accurate depictions of s***. Like there are things out there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But we don't have the ability to plug in as if it's the universe and explore accurately.

Cristina: Huh? What if we had VR goggles into that?

Jack: Not really. It's not real enough. We gotta be able to, like, plug in Matrix style.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So that it's a universe. And in that universe, we then discover the technologies at a faster pace, bring them out of the program, and apply them in our actual base reality to then use that to navigate the stars.

Cristina: I feel like we probably have that. That seems like that place that everyone talks about aliens, but what if it's not aliens? What if it's us?

Jack: Area 51.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Holy s***. I didn't think about that. Holy s***. You think Area 51 is just people plugged in, exploring the universe? Yeah, that makes sense.

Cristina: That's where all this strange technology that is supposedly alien like. But what if it's not?

Jack: What if it's not? What if there are no f****** aliens. What if it's just us really doing crazy s*** and bring like, we need these people to not go anywhere and they need to have volunteered for it. So they're just dedicating their lives to science. They connect into this matrix, discover things in a fictional world that is identical to our real world, bring it out, apply it, and then we use it to advance our technologies rapidly.

Cristina: Yeah, I feel like whoever's in that machine might go crazy. Like that guy that thinks that there was aliens and he was hanging out, maybe his brain got a little messed up by using that machine too long.

Jack: Could totally be.

Cristina: Because I feel like that's way too much information though, for a human brain. Our brains are limited.

Jack: I don't think it's too much information for the brain. I think it's the exact same amount of information you'd normally get. You're just getting it in a simulated fashion.

Cristina: In a simulated fashion. That is so crazy. That's cool.

Jack: But then we can go out now. That makes it possible. We go in to go out. And if Area 51 just has a bunch of people plugged in exploring things, mm, well, f***, that's cool. Because at some point that technology is going to help us really get the h*** out of here. We have the Elon Musk's thinking they're going to do it. NASA over here thinking they're going to do it. None of that s*** makes sense. Area 51 though, always crazy. Advanced technology.

Cristina: Yes. What about those alien spaceships though that we are seeing? I guess UFOs. It's not aliens.

Jack: UFOs figuring out how to move faster. Yeah, that's all it really is. But then the question still stands. How far back do we go?

Cristina: How far back?

Jack: Yes. Because if at all points on every planet that we're on, little patches of people, after they complete the merger to mechanical and robotic AI type of human, they can travel space and use solar energy to stay alive and just explore, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Can we go far back enough to say that we have examples in space of humans that made it really, really, really far?

Cristina: Do we have examples?

Jack: Yes. Particularly if we look far back enough into space. We see a star that blinks consistently. And people have said the possibility that it's a Dyson sphere is pretty high. We can't say for sure because we have no proof of anything and we'd never be able to prove that.

Cristina: But if we were able to prove.

Jack: It, would that be a Dyson sphere.

Cristina: And would that be humans in it?

Jack: A Dyson sphere doesn't have humans in it? Not humans, but no, it doesn't have anything in it.

Cristina: On it.

Jack: It has a star inside a Dyson sphere to trap energy.

Cristina: Well, don't people live on it or something? No.

Jack: You want to get scorched like that?

Cristina: No. Okay. I thought that's what that was. I don't know.

Jack: No. Dyson spheres to harness the power of the sun.

Cristina: And they live somewhere else.

Jack: You trap the star in a bubble.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then gather all the energy and you use that energy for other stuff. You. Yeah. You teleport that energy wherever you need it. You move it.

Cristina: Teleport it. Okay.

Jack: I mean, not teleport literally, but you, like, take batteries and charge them and go.

Cristina: Okay, so the space station.

Jack: Don't even need space stations. You could just have a planet nearby.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you have infinite energy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Simple.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's way easier than you're trying to make it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Super simple, but okay. That's far back enough. How long has that been there? How long would it take to make a Dyson sphere? That gives us a good estimate of how long we've been around.

Jack: If that's humans, like, we're assuming we started on the star. But if we go far back enough. Are humans predating the sun?

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: If we are, because we're right now just thinking planet to planet. Okay. If we rewind far back enough, how far back do we go before it doesn't make sense to even talk about the sun.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So we have to be somewhere else.

Cristina: What proof is there?

Jack: There is no proof. But again, if we assume.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The same set of rules apply. We can rewind this far back. We just have to prove whatever we're looking at as human to say that. There's no f****** way we started on the star. If Dyson sphere. Human, then no way. The sun is where we began. That's too far back. They needed time. The distance alone would be impossible for us. Impossible for something millions of years ahead of us.

Cristina: Man, that could be us. I don't know. That's crazy.

Jack: But then there's a crazier example.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is the great void.

Cristina: That. Oh, yes. What would that be?

Jack: It's many, many, many, many, many Dyson spheres.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Surrounding many stars. And I believe it's actually so ridiculous. There might be galaxies in there, but that.

Cristina: We can't see any of that.

Jack: We can't see anything in that direction.

Cristina: But it could be just Dyson feet.

Jack: Just Dyson spheres blocking out all the light coming from that direction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's definitely something. If it's not human, then there's f****** aliens out there just colonizing that whole f****** patch of space.

Cristina: If it's just us colonizing it, it.

Jack: Could just be us colonizing it. Maybe we are the only instance of life. Maybe there's one origin point and it works like this. We began somewhere. I don't know where humans began somewhere or life began in one place. Life, Life began in one place and only one place. And those people went somewhere and they kept repeatedly, anytime they would reach a peak, leave, and then anybody left has to restart and try to build their way out again.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then they go and then smart people left. Okay, we gotta start over.

Cristina: Didn't Star Trek talk about sort of kind of hinted to this in one of their episodes?

Jack: I think, I think so. Did Alien.

Cristina: An alien? Yeah. Tried. I'm not sure if any of them.

Jack: Did a great job. I don't think it's intentional.

Cristina: No.

Jack: In any manner, shape or form. While in both Star Trek and Alien it was.

Cristina: Yeah. It's just, it's somehow in our nature to want to do this over and over again. It has nothing to do with it like programmed into us.

Jack: No, no, no. What I mean is that in Star Trek and Alien they chose planets and they went and dropped the seeds in water.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: They chose oceans. And they're like, humans will happen. Yes, we're not humans, but you know, intelligent life will come from those. In the scenario I'm talking about that was never the f****** planet. It's just the byproduct of the behavior. We go somewhere, abandon those who aren't good enough. They, without the hyper intelligent ones that left, have only these relics to deal with. They gotta figure it out themselves. They don't figure it out. They start over going a new direction. These people then land as far as they can possibly get and try to figure out again a new process. So this, we spread out a little, everybody's forced to restart. Then from that they spread out a little again, everybody's forced to reset. That keeps repeating, repeating, repeating, repeating.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that something that looks nothing like us a billion trillion miles away is.

Cristina: Us somehow related to us.

Jack: We're somehow related.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we're coming from the same places.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We just don't know where that point of origin is. Especially because we're probably consistently forgetting.

Cristina: Mm. But isn't it interesting if we did all have the same goal to go.

Jack: Out, that would be the most fascinating part. Why do we keep repeating the same behavior without some sort of Rules that.

Cristina: Left behind put that in us. Or is that just nature?

Jack: I doubt they programmed anything into anybody. I think it's just for whatever reason. Driven.

Cristina: Yeah, driven. Have the same driving force.

Jack: Yes, exactly. Some instinctual thing that. And the craziest part is it would just get reinforced.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because those who left survived.

Cristina: Yes. They'll do the same thing over there.

Jack: You can do the same thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we have to be the ancestors of some travelers, which means moving is the reason they stayed alive. And we could be a multi planetary, maybe even multi star system, multi galactic civilization. We don't know. But we have the drive to keep going and to move forward and to go to the next place. Why?

Cristina: That's all. It's strange because it's not just us. It's anything anywhere else that they accidentally left something like us there. They'd also want to go to space and.

Jack: Yeah. It would be like if all the smartest people in the world became robotic, left Earth, and then the rest of us are left behind. I couldn't tell you how to build a computer.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Not off the top of my head. I can't tell you how to build a power plant. I can't. No. We're gonna take the parts of what we have. We're gonna ignore anything we cannot comprehend, and we're gonna use the parts we can figure out. We're gonna take the parts we can understand. We're gonna grab all the people who can understand them as much as we can, and anything that doesn't work will just get lost. Anything we can't figure out without the.

Cristina: Smartest people in the world have something.

Jack: New or have something new.

Cristina: It'll be similar but different.

Jack: Yes. We're gonna have a very. This is going to be missing the parts we couldn't figure out.

Cristina: Yes. That could be the pyramids too, because they're all similar but different.

Jack: Like, we can tell you how a lot of it was made, what requirements are, and not explain how they did it, how they did the thing we think would be required to do that. We could build those easily right now. We don't know how they build those. We just know that they're built and we know how to build it now. And we know back then they couldn't have done it based on what we understand of them. Yes, but we just simply don't understand. That's all that there is.

Cristina: We just not understanding because they're smartest people went away.

Jack: Because the smartest people went away, that information got lost.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They took it with them. But we don't have access to it. And the little people there don't know how the f***.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean, it's possible that they went away, but they left it for those people. But they didn't understand. Yeah, like, if scientists went away, they wouldn't take all their info with them. They.

Jack: No, I also don't believe they'd be like, it's for you.

Cristina: Like, even if they did, though, we wouldn't understand it.

Jack: Yeah, 100%. But I doubt they're just like. I'm sure they're leaving in secrecy half the time.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah. I guess it would be more secret, like. Yeah.

Jack: We're gonna send these people out. They're gonna go explore. Like, how many times right now in our own lifetime have we probably sent people out if what we're seeing from Area 51 and these UFO are just really things to explore space. And this Bob Lazar guy really saw things that he thought were aliens. Maybe those are just modified humans. What if those are modified humans who can last in space, vast distances, vehicles that could move crazy distances in short amounts of time. How many people have we sent? All in secrecy because we're not ready for it.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And then eventually we shut down programs. We already got enough people out there. They're gonna report back whenever they do. And then eventually we lose communication because it went too far, and they go somewhere else and they begin all over.

Cristina: Yes, that's. That's definitely how it is.

Jack: And then we sort of keep spreading and keep multiplying and lose awareness of who and what and where.

Cristina: You wouldn't even notice that they're gone.

Jack: No.

Cristina: We would never know something's wrong.

Jack: We wouldn't. We wouldn't even know people left.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We have no idea this is even happening.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Meanwhile, they're out there colonizing planets, starting small civilizations. A small ship with 30 people went somewhere, and now they start this new thing, and that's gonna turn into the next big thing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And this happens over and over. Once they start, they bail. They're like, okay, maybe there isn't. Maybe there is intentional as well. It's combination. It's like, okay, we are the troop who are gonna go. We're gonna create life. We're gonna have babies here.

Cristina: What?

Jack: We've a bunch of babies, and then we're gonna bail and keep going. We're not gonna let them know that we have the technology to leave. We're just gonna have a bunch of babies, move somewhere else on the planet where our technology doesn't get the F*** off the planet. And they're gonna keep having babies and they're gonna populate a planet and.

Cristina: Yeah, I don't know, that's. I guess that's a possibility too.

Jack: And then that happens over and over and over, over and over and over and over. And different starting points, different technological starting.

Cristina: Points because they gotta leave something behind to keep those people alive. Yeah.

Jack: They're not just abandoning. They had to be there long enough to have shelter to start families for them to get old enough to survive. Like they're gonna be there a while.

Cristina: Because they're, they're pro. The person that's there, though, is probably not the person that's gonna leave anyway.

Jack: Assuming they've already developed the technology to travel crazy large distances. They're not necessarily alive. Fully human. Yeah.

Cristina: They're not humans. Yes. Okay.

Jack: They're just creating humans who then, to survive, because it's instinct, are going to get to that same point where they're going to try to get out.

Cristina: Yes. These people are kind of like they're the aliens. But that's us.

Jack: That's us. It's just they're so different. And so the argument would be if we saw anyone anywhere in space, it's us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: In one manner, shape or form, it's us.

Cristina: Why not? I think so. It's. We'd have to take a DNA test.

Jack: Yeah. And it goes back to the idea that we do have the possibility that there were really absurdly advanced civilizations here. From giant, giant leaps back in time. Huge, huge jumps. Different periods of time unrelated to one another. Whole advanced civilizations, giant things. Mayans, Egyptians, the Roman Empire, the Aztecs. Just a whole bunch of different crazy advanced, mega large civilizations.

Cristina: The Aztecs, Is that near the Mayans? Are those two different things?

Jack: I think so.

Cristina: I don't know. There are a lot.

Jack: There are a lot of instances of crazy.

Cristina: Like that giant square thing that you just showed me. Puma Punka. That's a place. That's an interesting looking place.

Jack: Yeah, it's an interesting look. But all these places are really weird. Like all these interesting structures that we have no recollection of what or why or how. We just know that.

Cristina: What's proof of giants? What if they're just giants who are making dollhouses? Those are children's toys to them.

Jack: You know how big? It's impossible. No, we can prove that wrong. There would be nothing that could sustain itself being the size necessary because of our atmosphere, the size of our planet, our gravitational pull, our bodies are optimal for where we live.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: All Those things have to be considered.

Cristina: Giants couldn't survive.

Jack: It could not exist. They would never evolve.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The biggest of things that were here are believe insects long ago. And they were maybe the size of like giraffes.

Cristina: Okay, then why does everyone have a story about giants? Where does that come from?

Jack: F****** idiots. I don't know.

Cristina: Religion, I get. Yes, religions have that. But a lot of folklore.

Jack: Folklore is usually based on religion. In fact, religions are composed of folklore.

Cristina: Yes, it works both ways, I guess. But. Okay. And those giant drawings? Giants drew those drawings with a stick.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What place is. What place is that one?

Jack: The Smachu Picchu.

Cristina: Is it like a maze? Is that buildings?

Jack: Yeah, there's tiny little structures. It's kind of like a maze. It's so odd place. We don't. Another place that we don't know what the f*** or why or why.

Cristina: It's built in a very nice looking location.

Jack: Yep. The weirdest thing about this place is how the f*** did it get up there? Oh, it's the tip. Tip of a f****** mountain. The stone that's up there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Not easy.

Cristina: Not easy. Not easy.

Jack: Not easy. That took the craziest amount of slave work or something. Up a mountain. You're in the desert. You're in the desert. Flat. You're in a f****** desert. Machu Picchu. Up the side of a g****** mountain.

Cristina: What. What do they. What do they need to make these stones though? Do they need water? Is there water underneath the mountain or something? Or near the mountain?

Jack: What do you mean? To pull giant slabs of stones up a mountain?

Cristina: Yes. No, to make them. To make the stone. Like they at least made it near the area.

Jack: No, I don't think the stones were made in the area. I think they were moved there similar to Stonehenge. Like those rocks are not from there.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Like travel quite the distance again. We can make every single stone in Stonehenge.

Cristina: But how did they get there?

Jack: We could shape them the same way we could. But we have. We. That rock doesn't exist there. We have to go far, make the f****** rock out of the right material. Then get it there from quite the distance right now would take days with cars. And we have wheels to put it on top of.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And engines that will speed the process up. And it would take us f****** days.

Jack: Without wheels and going 60 miles per hour on highways. How the f***.

Cristina: I don't know. Especially I don't know what's happening there. I don't know.

Jack: It's crazy.

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: But we've lost all this Information.

Cristina: But what is underground? People check underground. Right? Like under the pyramid. What if there's.

Jack: Here's the problem. You're not allowed to. Because there's. There are these types of very important structures. You're not allowed to destroy these amazing structures.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, I see.

Jack: So there's only so much you can do.

Cristina: Yeah. You don't wanna.

Jack: You could explore openings.

Cristina: Yeah. But making a new opening problematic. Okay.

Jack: You don't want to just be the a****** who dug a hole and broke something.

Cristina: Yeah. Like something accidentally just makes the whole pyramid.

Jack: But that's the weirdest part because that's a rule that's f****** us up. Maybe there is something to understand. But we have this thing about preserving history more than we have a need to investigate it.

Cristina: That does suck, man. But I don't want them to destroy. I don't know what's more interesting. To see if there is something underneath or to keep what's there.

Jack: So we keep the structure and then we never discover the technology that's underneath it. Or we discover there was never any technology underneath it.

Cristina: That's what I was gonna say. Like what if you destroy it and then there's nothing to find?

Jack: There's nothing.

Cristina: Then is it worth it? I don't know. We'll have robots to do that for us to be able to go and not break anything.

Jack: How would a robot know?

Cristina: How would a robot know? I don't know.

Jack: It's guesswork. It's guesswork. There's nothing. There's no right or wrong here.

Cristina: Yeah. Mmm.

Jack: I do believe it's possible we did came. Come from another planet though. Again, we're driven. We're driven. We have the drive to get the f*** off of Earth.

Cristina: So maybe we've done it.

Jack: Maybe we've done it multiple times. And again there. There's quite a couple of origin stories for Earth. Did we come from South America? Did we come from China? Did we come from Australia? Did we come from Mars? Mars? Did we come from. Well, I'm not actually even talking about a different planet at the moment. I'm saying just on Earth. We have a bunch of different locations.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How the f*** did that happen? Unless arrival from outside of Earth happened and they settled in different locations.

Cristina: Oh, I didn't even think of that. That's interesting.

Jack: Yeah. There were just different groups arriving. Some landed in China. Some landed in Africa and Egypt.

Cristina: South America.

Jack: South America just landing on Earth.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Civilizations starting from those people in different parts. They bail after there's enough people to continue these civilizations Moving forward.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And we get where we are today, where we don't even know the origin. We're like, no, we started the Earth. No, we started the Earth. And it's like, no, everybody did because they were different people at different times.

Cristina: What if. Whoa, man. And eventually we'll do that.

Jack: And eventually we'll do that. And maybe we send a ship with 30 people out and as we're traveling, because now we have the capacity. We're not gonna die. Or at least we're gonna live way longer.

Cristina: We're gonna have robot bodies, and we could.

Jack: Two of us are gonna land on this planet with all the technology, and then the ship is gonna keep going.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Two, you're gonna land over there. Ship is gonna keep going. Maybe it was Mars and Earth, but.

Cristina: Mars dried up because they found.

Jack: So they bailed on Mars and came to Earth.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And thus many different timelines of beginning.

Cristina: Because not everyone could do this anyway. I'm guessing, like, there's a lot of us out there, and some of us had to have died by now.

Jack: Yep. So, yeah, you land, you get as far as you can. Then things go wrong.

Cristina: Yes. We're just lucky to be where.

Jack: No, the planet's drying up too. But we're also trying to get off of it.

Cristina: Yeah, that's true. We're not really succeeding, but we don't know. And when someone has succeeded, if they did leave. So, yeah, there's probably a few succeed.

Jack: Like maybe just getting off equals succeeding.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We're not. And not all of us are gonna make it. But that any failure happened.

Cristina: No.

Jack: You just need to keep moving and keep making more. Maybe we are the sacrifice for the advancement of the collective.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If it did happen before, if it did happen, then we've already escaped a single star blowing up, killing us.

Cristina: Mm. And it probably happened more than once here on this planet.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: It might have happened.

Jack: It might have happened in Egypt. It might have happened in with the Mayans. It might have happened with the Aztecs. It could have happened several times over different civilizations that had technologies we don't comprehend and did things that we think we could figure out or can't figure, that we know all the parts except one thing, and we lost that knowledge somehow.

Cristina: Yeah. If we are doing it now, we would have no idea.

Jack: And we have no idea because they're not telling us. Because it would be problematic.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And in those situations, I think would be the same case. It would be problematic to tell everybody that some people are gonna leave. Oh. And Earth is gonna die.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Maybe they thought the same thing. But it's like, we don't know when it's gonna die. Maybe right now we're like, oh, it's gonna happen now.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the humans they left behind figured out how to solve the global warming problem.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But then they forget. After millions of years of it not being a problem.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: And then it starts building up as a problem again.

Cristina: So we can solve that problem. But we probably also had people leave just in case.

Jack: Just in case we don't solve it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, and then that thing is always happening, and eventually it will collapse and eventually the planet will dry up and it will die. But enough of them left, and they took enough of what happened on this planet.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So, you know, we look back at the great void that could have been some of the earliest success stories.

Cristina: That's so cool. But when it comes to, say, they are connecting to something, the thing that they're connected to wouldn't be connected to anyone else. It's just their little bubble.

Jack: Yes. It would be that they invented something that they're connecting to, like a mainframe or computer or something. Like, if you don't connect your computer to the Internet, nothing's getting in.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And you're connecting to that computer. So if they made their own computer and they all connected to that, they're perfectly fine. There's no outside influence. They're not getting to any outside.

Cristina: But if we figured out how that worked, like, if we really found out that it was a computer, would we be able to go into their computer?

Jack: If we found their computer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then we understood how they did it.

Cristina: We still have to understand that. Yes. Yes. For sure. But it would be possible that maybe. I don't know. This is a crazy idea. If they have a computer. If it's a computer, that's crazy.

Jack: But it goes to answer the question of fermius paradox. Where are they?

Cristina: They're here.

Jack: Well, they're here. We are they.

Cristina: We are they. We are them.

Jack: We are they. Where are they? We are they.

Cristina: We are they. And we are everywhere.

Jack: Yep. And we're just the primitive ones.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they're not coming in our direction because they already passed this f****** spot.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's our job to get the h*** out of it.

Cristina: Well, not us specifically. We are the failures in the story.

Jack: Oh, why?

Cristina: Because we're not the scientists that are getting off.

Jack: Why does that make us the failures?

Cristina: Because we're just gonna be here. I mean, if that's succeeding, I guess. I don't know what?

Jack: I don't know. What's the, the obsession with the failure mentality? What is the failure here? Some people go and make other stuff and then some people save the planet.

Cristina: Well, if we don't get to that part, I guess would be a failure. If we don't save the planet.

Jack: No, because people still moved out to make sure that our branch of humanity remains.

Cristina: I guess.

Jack: Where is the failure?

Jack: They're not winning. They're just doing something else.

Cristina: Yeah. It just feels like they're winning.

Jack: Why? Because space exploration.

Cristina: Yes. That's so cool.

Jack: What about the Matrix? It's better than space. Get further, faster, in less time, do more, I guess.

Cristina: Okay, they're winning. Okay, no one's winning.

Jack: No one's winning. It's just doing different things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Some people are connected to a matrix coming up with technologies that they give to the people who are going to go out into space, colonize new planets and then us, ignorant of all the details, try to keep our.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess. It's its own balance. Yeah. Going on.

Jack: It works. All the parts work. Everything has a purpose, everything has its place.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But it comes from the possibility that all these ancient civilizations were, in fact, not aliens, that none of this was built by aliens, but rather humans developing the technology to do it. And again, no. None of these civilizations landed here and built the thing. No, they landed here, became a civilization, the civilizations built the thing, then they leave. Information gets lost. We take what we can remember, move forward with it, knowledge disappears, and then we have a whole new thing. And this happens over and over and we recycle it over and over and over and over.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And what we lose, we lose.

Cristina: What we lose, we lose. Yeah. Yes.

Jack: We're gonna land there again. Somehow, Egyptians and Mayans both did it. They were not related.

Cristina: Yeah. So we could do it.

Jack: Yeah, we're gonna get there again.

Cristina: It's hard to say if we are there.

Jack: It's hard. We could totally be there. Because there's no reason we should know.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So in the case, particularly of the Mayans, it is possible they connected. They did what they had to do. We know that their pyramids had weird trapdoors and s***. Not sure why our assumption was rocket ships because they were huge f****** holes and that they could take off now. Where the f*** are any of the mines? We know the Egyptians kept moving forward, that led to a bunch of people. Where the f*** did the Mayans go?

Cristina: They're asleep in their computer chamber.

Jack: Either that or they took off. Maybe both.

Cristina: Both.

Jack: And the Ones that were left, some kind of event happened that got rid of all of them.

Cristina: Yeah, probably. Like what happened in Plymouth, where it just a huge, unpredictable winter storm.

Jack: 100%.

Cristina: It could just happen. The weather.

Jack: Yeah. And those who prepared in other ways survived.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Leave the planet or go underground and connect. If they were the ones who went underground in an event like that, they died too.

Cristina: If they didn't go underground.

Jack: If they did go underground, those people died.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But the ones that went out into space didn't have to deal with the planet's climate.

Cristina: Yeah. And the ones that were there just. Yeah, that could be it.

Jack: We know many civilizations could have accomplished these same things. And we see the technology in written in things of the past. Biblical texts say it. Hieroglyphs depict technologies that we don't f****** like. How the f*** did you guys know? Even if we don't go crazy, far back before we had things, we're talking about Leonardo da Vinci having incredibly detailed drawings of things that we figured out in our lifetime. And he had the blueprint for how these things would work. And they did now.

Cristina: Yes. So then is it just in our DNA then? If he could do it without the science of now, you could just write it all out. Like, where did that come from?

Jack: Smarts, piecing things together.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Assuming if this and that. Anyways, we are definitely running out of time right now.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But I do think that's a fascinating idea to play with. Possibility that humans came from elsewhere in a repetitive cycle of dropping people everywhere to kind of keep expanding the human race. With enough time, you know, it's gonna keep multiplying, keep multiplying, keep multiplying. You could do faster and faster and faster and faster. Every time you just drop a couple of people here, a couple of people there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Over years, come back a millennia later, boom. Planet filled with people.

Cristina: But would they come back, do you think?

Jack: They don't really come back. They're just flying through the area or whatever.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool. But do they? Like what? I don't know. It's just so many questions, but there's no way anyone could answer. So it doesn't matter.

Jack: We just know there are advanced civilizations. Whether they were too technologically advanced in the ways we can picture, probably not. We don't know. They have depictions of electrical components. They have things rigged with electrical devices. Like the pyramids.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So why, like, is that the case? We don't know.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But we know that it happened many times across the world at different times, with unrelated People who should not have been able to contact each other because they were too far apart too long ago. And if that's the case, then it's possible that they were different landings, which is possible. We came from different locations. Maybe some from Mars, maybe some landed on Earth, Maybe some people were elsewhere in the solar system and Earth was the only destination. Everything was drying up everywhere, freezing over, and it was like, earth is in the right spot. Let's go there.

Cristina: Earth is in the Goldilocks zone.

Jack: Goldilocks zone. So we get some people who came from Mars, some people from here, some people from over there, some people. And then different times they land on Earth and then they start. So we got different origin stories. Anyways, if you guys want to actually look at the episode of the. With the Mayans that we were just talking about, we've. We've dissected the Mayans in their weird technology. There is the Advanced civilization episode.

Cristina: Okay, yes.

Jack: That you guys can look at. Take a look at that stuff. We've also discussed technology many different times and space exploration. So, yeah, definitely look at that. See how aliens maybe detecting life, maybe that's an important way. Maybe we're on the right track by just looking for our kind of life, because that's the only kind of life that really exists. And then the rubric for whether something is alive or Galvan is useless as f***, because everything is alive. If that's the case, sure, whatever. Go look at those episodes. You can find all so many sciencey episodes on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and anywhere else you get your podcast.

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Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and rate the show and review it if you feel so inclined.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, word of mouth. Tell everybody. Let them know that you know about a show that's gonna tell them about how we are aliens and that other kinds of aliens don't exist. And we proved that. We. We.

Cristina: So we're not aliens.

Jack: We're the aliens.

Cristina: Oh, we are the aliens. Yes, we are the aliens.

Jack: We are the aliens. We are not from Earth.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I mean, we literally are from Earth, but we were just born on Earth versus the origin of humanity being Earth.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. Saint Isidor. He was the saint of the Internet. Not officially, though. Officially, he's the saint of students. And then unofficially Internet computer users, computer technicians and programmers.

Jack: So we're just basically talking about a saint that does. The saint of the Internet.

Cristina: Yes, of the Internet. It became. It was students and I guess over time it somehow ended up Internet.

Jack: So their powers aren't centric for anything. They're not focused on anything.

Cristina: Not really. He was a bad student. He prayed and then he became a really good, really smart man.

Jack: Like, could he take your fear of breastfeeding away if you wanted to?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: And thus he's just a saint. But like, he's known for school related things.

Cristina: So you pray him for school related things? Yeah, I don't know.

Jack: So thus he's a saint of. Yes, school related things.

Cristina: That's why St. Nick has a bunch of random crap. Good morning. Good morning, whoever. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 129: The Doomsday Clock

Doomsday Clock, Apocalypse, Rapture, Time Travel, Ending, Clock, Watch, Time

Has the apocalypse happened? Is there a way to predict when it will? The Doomsday Clock and a priests predictions of the Rapture are unpacked a day after the ending of the world on this episode of Just Conversation!

Rambling 129: The Doomsday Clock

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  • Mayan and Christian Calendar
  • World War 3
  • The Fig Tree
  • The Apocalypse
  • Fat People
  • Biological Weapons
  • 2nd Amendment
  • The Road
  • Starvation

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

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Jack: Yes. And also, this show is most enjoyable with the listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss. So be sure to grab somebody that you love dearly by the shoulders, and you stare deep into their eyes, romanticizing them. Make sure they feel the love coming, radiating off of you. And you. You hold them by the shoulders, looking at their eyes, and you tell them, look, I really, really. I would love it if you listen to this podcast. Like, why? Why is this important to you? Why. Why did the moment get so tense?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then you say, it's because it is a literal life and death situation. And she's gonna say, what? Or assuming it's a she. Well, in this scenario, it's a she because I'm the one talking. Okay, but let's assume whoever the listener who's trying to get somebody else to listen is, is talking to a she. So if you're female listening to this, you're lesbian for this moment. Or I guess it could just be your best friend. That just got real tense with. I guess whatever the case might be. You're talking to a female, and now you identify as a male, too.

Cristina: No matter what you.

Jack: No matter what you are, you currently identify as a male and you are talking to a female, regardless of whether that's what's happening.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anyways, you tell them this, and they're like, what do you mean? And tell them the world is ending. If you don't listen to the podcast, it's like, how does that work? And it's like, I pressed a button.

Cristina: You pressed the button.

Jack: There was a red button.

Cristina: The list, the. Wait. The person that's saying this to them pressed the button.

Jack: Yes. We mailed them a button. We mailed our listeners a button. It's connected to a nuke. I don't know where the nuke is. It came out of the quantum computer.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: I just said, make something dangerous and it spit that out. And I sent it to all the listeners, and I'm like, somebody's gonna press it.

Cristina: Well, I have some news. I have to spoil your fun. That's a great idea. I wish they could have done that. If they Were listening now, but the world ended yesterday, I'm sorry to tell you.

Jack: So did that work?

Cristina: I don't know. Because they got it today. They're doing it today. Yeah, but if it ended, they can't do that.

Jack: So this is the post apocalypse?

Cristina: Yes. Well, it can be. There's two options, of course, depending on what happened yesterday. But we weren't there to see because I'm too scared. I'm afraid to find out that I've lost all my loved ones.

Jack: Why? F*** the loved ones.

Cristina: Well, anyway, yesterday, the world might have ended. There's this pastor. There's this. I guess. I don't know, this is just one of the many conspiracies online, I guess. I don't know if this is a bunch of people believe this or this is just one person's crazy writing, but this pastor explains on his website this whole detail of how and why it's ending yesterday. And I'm gonna try my best to explain to you why yesterday was the date.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: To start off, you know when the Mayans got the date of the apocalypse, it was supposed to be 2012.

Jack: Yeah. They got the numbers wrong instead of 2021, 2012.

Cristina: It wasn't just them. The person that gave them that information was Satan.

Jack: Of course it was.

Cristina: Yes. And he got the number wrong. I don't know. Like, I guess he was also trying to figure out when the apocalypse is so he could be ready and let his people know. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What his reasoning for trying to figure it out. Because I would assume he maybe would know already. I don't know. But I guess for Satan, it's gonna be a surprise as well as for us. So the devil was wrong. Of course.

Jack: See, that makes total sense to me that somebody would say that because that means they don't get how time is calculated. And like the Mayans, I don't believe their Calendar literally said 2012. I believe the way they were calculated. Because we count 2012 based on the Christian calendar.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're just kind of putting together where their calculation would land. This is a person who made a prediction and had no idea that's what happened.

Cristina: Well, obviously the Mayans were tricked to follow a different. I don't know, they were taught to.

Jack: Follow a calendar that didn't exist yet.

Cristina: Yes, yes, exactly. So maybe, maybe they did have the Christian calendar as well and they just lost it.

Jack: And that's why we're like, later in the year 2000. Well, in the year one or zero.

Cristina: In the year zero. They figured it out. There was no year zero, though. There wasn't like, a day that was.

Jack: Well, now we start counting, people. Okay, everybody, now we're gonna agree to start count. No, what happened with time was that they chose. Somebody decided this is like, the starting point.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then they calculated everything backward and forward from that moment.

Cristina: Yeah. So, but when was that year? That was like, year 11,000 or something.

Jack: Yeah, it was just 18,000.

Cristina: They discovered, like, or whatever. Okay, that's interesting. But, yes, there was no year zero. That's an interesting year, though. If anything happened that time, did they just skip zero?

Jack: They just skipped zero zero.

Cristina: There was no zero. Oh, okay. There's just one and negative one.

Jack: We got to think of it like Koreans do. Like, year one is also year zero, but it's like, from day zero all the way to 365. That's year one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now think of centuries. You'll be in the year 2000, but be in the 21st century is because you're adding all the numbers from the beginning of the year 2000 to the beginning of the year 2000 and 2100, that's the 21st century. You're counting all the dates within that as part of the 21st century.

Cristina: Yeah. So that's what would happen with zero.

Jack: Yeah. Okay, so the first year is zero to 365. That is year one. So in any case, I guess Koreans are the ones who have it, Right.

Cristina: Oh, snap.

Jack: Holy s***. Who would have thought that?

Cristina: Then would the year of the end of the year be the right year?

Jack: No, that means the numbers are f***** up anyways. It would have been 2013.

Cristina: Oh, then does that mean if this calculation that he does is right, would it be 2022 instead of 21?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Oh, no.

Jack: He was wrong. No matter what the case might be.

Cristina: Okay, well, the way he figured out his math. Because there's math involved. Of course.

Jack: Of course.

Cristina: Like, super scientific here. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. One plus one.

Cristina: Yes, pretty much. Okay, so you remember the story of the fig tree, right?

Jack: Sure. The God angry at a fruitless tree.

Cristina: Yes. Jesus sees a tree, he's like, why don't you have figs when it's not fig season? How dare you? You're cursed. Now it dies.

Jack: Seems like something Jesus would do.

Cristina: Yes. And then he tells a story about a mountain, and then he explains, if you wish for any, if you pray to God, God is gonna make it happen.

Jack: So, okay, let's. Oh, my God. So Jesus, AKA God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Goes up to a tree, and he's like, tree you should have figs on you. You should have figs right now. And see, I'm God and I make whatever I want happen. You should have figs. So if I pray to God, who's me, then anything is possible. Thus you should have figs, but you don't have figs, which means me, who I prayed to, didn't do the thing I prayed to me to do. So I'm destroy you, fig tree. This is on you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The end of story.

Cristina: That is the story. That is. Yes. Or at least that's my understanding of the story.

Jack: Conclusion, if I pray to me and I don't do what I told me to do, blame whoever is closest.

Cristina: It's the fig's fault. The fig's fault because it didn't have his religion. Because somehow the story is a symbol, or the fig is a symbol of the nation and not being religious enough.

Jack: The fig didn't have enough faith.

Cristina: Yes, the fig didn't have enough faith. What that is what the true story. That's from an actual Bible. People who look into the story, they're like, yes, that's what this story means. But back to the pastor, though. He's saying that that's actually the start of the doomsday clock. There's a hidden message where the fig tree is Israel, which is what the people who interpret do think. The fig is fig is Israel, the fig tree is exile.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: That's why it was like they think it's at that present moment, it's dead, or it's. It's because they don't have faith in that time. But the priest today thinks it's because this is gonna happen now, that that's not back then that he's talking about. He's talking about what's happening right now somehow.

Jack: Right. Like that big tree. Okay, so how does the math come in that justifies this?

Cristina: Yes. Okay. He starts off with seasons. For some reason, he talks about winter and spring and summer and that Jesus said that Israel is going to come back to life somehow with seasons. I don't know the true math. Okay, look, it's a little crazy. Okay, I understand. But since Israel became a nation again, he sees that as spring, and that's the start of a whole season for the fig, which is Israel.

Jack: Okay. Why is it real, becoming a nation, the deciding point of a season?

Cristina: Because Jesus said so. He feels like this is what Jesus is talking about. He thinks Jesus is talking about what's happening to Israel right now.

Jack: Israel, boom, nation. Thus spring.

Cristina: Yes. And then summer. Well, first it was winter, actually. Israel wasn't a nation anymore. Then spring, it becomes a nation. Then summer is when things are going to get bad and the apocalypse happens then. That's what we're waiting for, for summer. And there's something about in which generation is this great big second coming and the end of the world stuff is going to happen. And he says, like, it's going to happen in two generations or something. In the Bible, a generation equals 40 years or 70 years or something. So in 1948, it became a nation again. And then 40 years from that is 1988. And then he adds 40 more years for some reason to make it 2087. And then he minus seven years to make it 2001.

Jack: He added 40 once and got to 2087 twice.

Cristina: He added it once to make 1988.

Jack: Got you.

Cristina: And then again to make 2028.

Jack: Okay, that would make sense. 88 doesn't make sense. 2088, that number's inaccurate.

Cristina: Yes. And then he minus seven because there's going to be seven years of horrible stuff happening. So that's why he subtracted seven pieces. I don't know. Who says seven years? It's going to be seven horrible years. But he's saying biblical. Oh, okay.

Jack: Rapture.

Cristina: So when you -7 is 2021.

Jack: So there's three years of peace, four years of h***, or something like that.

Cristina: Okay, but so there's two things that could happen. Either yesterday, Israel was forced to bomb Iran to end their nuclear threat, triggering World War three and the crash of the world systems and start of the apocalypse. That all happened yesterday.

Jack: Sweet. I didn't notice. I must have been asleep or.

Cristina: This pastor wins the Bible lottery. The Bible code lottery. That's his words. The Bible code lottery. He figured it out and he starts this church. And this church does so well that God is like, all right, I'm a stop Iran's nuclear program with an earthquake, and then we get a few years of peace. The end.

Jack: No apocalypse. Everything just keeps going.

Cristina: Yeah. For a short time. I don't know when the next. Like God's.

Jack: Oh, he built in his re date.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: He built in the redate.

Cristina: Yeah. In case. So when his church does succeed, if it did succeed yesterday, then, well, the apocalypse is pushed back.

Jack: Fair. So his church, it all hangs on his church.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, sweet. That seems legit.

Cristina: I love it. It's amazing, right? Did you know that 22% of Americans believe that the world will end in their lifetime?

Jack: 22%. I mean, I guess we're all f****** stupid. That's. Of course we think that everybody's paranoid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like in mass. It's mass hysteria. That's paranoia. And then media convinces the dumbest of people that everything is at its most crucial. And then it takes even the dumbest of those people and divides them to opposite extremes to fight an imaginary war that is orchestrated by people who pretend to be on opposite sides wearing suits, but are obviously working together and made up the narratives that they got their people who are fighting the wars to follow. And then we're just talking one country at this point. Obviously, we're just talking the United States, but it's happening. If it's happening in the rest of the world. You zoom out and then you remember that there's a place called the United nations where the people who send the people to war shake hands and agree they're gonna send people to die versus each. You could just blow that guy's brains out in that room and your problem is solved. No, me and you, we're safe because we're part of the United Nations. The people from our countries, we can draft those m************ into war and they're all gonna die. All made up. Yeah, it just all got made up behind closed doors. And then dumb people fall for it. If you believe in democracy, in republics, if you're unrelated to democracy and republics, a democrat or a republican, a leftist, a rightist. Regardless of which country you come from, if you pick the side, you're a f****** idiot.

Cristina: Who. You're on the wrong side.

Jack: Yeah, you f******. You're an idiot because you believe there's a side. They made that up just for you to believe in it.

Cristina: Ooh. Yes.

Jack: They entirely designed it for dumbasses who would believe there's a side. And then they trick you into believing it's the end of the world. Consistently.

Cristina: Consistently. That's why so many people around the world truly believe that a religious figure is going to return to save the chosen few. Yes, that's everywhere. That's not just here, that's everywhere.

Jack: They have that belief all of time, though.

Cristina: So it's part of religion. Pretty much, yeah.

Jack: All religions have this form of thing that's going to come and save you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Even freaking. What the h*** is it called?

Cristina: The alien one, the alien religion.

Jack: Scientology. You can be saved by aliens from 3,000 years ago or miles away or some s*** like that.

Cristina: 3,000 years ago?

Jack: I don't f****** know. I just know. The point is, aliens are going to come and take us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, what the f***? Everybody has some salvation story.

Cristina: Exactly. Yes. Well, all of this reminds me that fake news is such a problem and that fake news has even entered the real doomsday clock. We talked about the fake biblical doomsday clock that happened yesterday. I mean, maybe it's not fake. Who knows? I haven't checked outside yet. But there's a real, what I'll call the real one, which is the science made, I guess. Doomsday clock and fake news has entered into what they're worried about.

Jack: Yeah. Because they're gonna trigger retarded people to react in the dangerous situations. The insurrection was triggered because fake news.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The assault on Asian Americans is because fake news.

Cristina: Yes. So many things.

Jack: War is formulated because fake news propaganda Russian hacks into our systems and create fake narratives that then cause people to be paranoid anti vaxxers, freaking the leftists taking over the world. But then the right is, you know, being all rogue and it's like, doesn't matter where you come from, what side you stand on.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You fell for the fake news.

Cristina: So many fake news.

Jack: Yeah. Both sides are susceptible, but it's targeted towards the dumb people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If you believe any news outlet. You fell for it.

Cristina: Yes. So that's why they had to add that. And from learning about that, I found out that the doomsday clock has been around for 75 years, just waiting for us to get close to him for the actual doomsday, which would be us starting it as human beings.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Nothing else that's gonna happen. Like no meteor is gonna. We're gonna become innovative enough to solve that problem.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Instantaneous. What we can't solve is. Oh, that a****** has a button. Well, you know what I have?

Cristina: That's exactly how it's gonna end. I mean, we're already there. We're just waiting for who presses that button first.

Jack: We're waiting for mutually assured distraction.

Cristina: Yes. That's really what they're watching. That's all they're watching for.

Jack: Some douche is gonna press the button.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then some other a******'s gonna panic.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then everybody's gonna start pressing their respective buttons and that's it.

Cristina: Hopefully we're in Mars by then.

Jack: That's.

Cristina: I guess that's the only thing. Like, we gotta get some people over there. So once this is gone, I think.

Jack: Elon Musk is to get us the f*** out of here. Because he's like, they're stupid, bro. They're really gonna just cause this. I just need to be off before that happens.

Cristina: Yeah. What it's problematic, but it's gonna happen. So on the Doomsday Clock, we're the closest to the end that we ever been.

Jack: It's always the case. I know. That is a fact about the Doomsday Clock.

Cristina: I've always been like that.

Jack: You were always the closest.

Cristina: Well, the closest.

Jack: Inching.

Cristina: Yeah, it's always inching. But it's always moves back and forth, though, as well.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like, away from it. What is it?

Jack: But when it comes back in, it comes back in harder.

Cristina: It's way, way seconds away. Yeah.

Jack: If you were to think about it and think of a grandfather clock.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Except rather than swinging really hard to both sides and then focusing in the middle, you start in the middle and you gradually tick harder and harder and harder. And your swings are more drastic every time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we're in the really extreme swings where one day we're almost there, the next day, a moment away from peace, and then again, totally nuclear moment.

Cristina: Well, right now we're at just 100. We're just at 100 seconds. And that was since last year, because they do it every year. But last year was the closest. And this year is. It's the same. They haven't changed at all. It's that bad. Yeah.

Jack: It's 2021, part two. It's 2020, part two. It's 2021.

Cristina: Yeah. Yes, yes. And besides, we got what fake news we have to worry about. What else do we have to worry about? Oh, they also watch, of course, for nuclear threats. Did we already say that, too?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yes. And I don't know if you know this, but in 2019, there was almost 13,900 nuclear warheads in the world.

Jack: Don't we have like, 99% of that?

Cristina: Probably, yes. But, you know, the highest was having 7,000. I mean, 70,000. In the mid-1980s, there was 70,000 nuclear warheads in the world.

Jack: But those were weak sauce next to the nuclear warheads we have now. That's why we had less. They're way more overpowered.

Cristina: Oh, yes, that's true. That's probably true. Also, climate change has been added to the list since 2007, so.

Jack: Because we're always melting everything.

Cristina: Yeah. And that's the most controversial thing that they've done, because, of course there's the.

Jack: Climate change, because f****** back to the deniers.

Cristina: Yeah, the deniers. Yes, exactly.

Jack: It's part of that person who picks up snow and brings it into a freaking town hall meeting. Do you think there's fake. There's a. Is climate change real? Then how am I holding snow? It's like, I don't think you comprehend what climate change is.

Cristina: No, no. So fake news and conspiracy theories are important to them because the conspiracy theories, what worries them is the WHO anti vaccination movement and how that's like. Some things that were gone because of vaccines have come back because people don't want to take the vaccines for it. That kind of stuff happens.

Jack: It's crazy that we would have gotten it under control because people understood how vaccines worked and somehow that knowledge got lost.

Cristina: I don't think they knew how it worked. I think it was advertised to them. Good enough. Well enough that it was like, oh, yeah, we should take it because it's popular, or something like that.

Jack: But then fake news jumped in.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, it was probably fake news of, like, it's gonna help you, even though we're not really sure it's gonna help you.

Jack: And then, you know, I'm saying fake news popped up. Oh, yeah, I see what you mean. Because then fake news popped up and, like, convinced them otherwise.

Cristina: Exactly. Exactly.

Jack: How many people have no idea how vaccines work? Yes, they're too stupid to do the.

Cristina: Research, but the scientists aren't good at explaining things either.

Jack: God, I hate scientists. They're so dumb, too.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Like, they're academically smart. They are not necessarily even intelligent. They just have academic information memorized. If they were intelligent, they'd be like Einstein, that you could rephrase it without reciting what you read from a textbook.

Cristina: Rephrase it? That makes sense to a child.

Jack: Well, that would be the point of rephrasing it in the first place.

Cristina: Okay, yes, yes.

Jack: So that you can say something that isn't what you read off of a textbook. But scientists are f****** stupid. They just have good memories.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they can only repeat what they memorized off of a textbook.

Cristina: And then the average person is going to see that, hear that, and think of gibberish.

Jack: Yeah, you. You're lying to me. Because you're telling it to me like this. We need people to study Einstein and learn to communicate things to people so that they can be like, this is what it is. And you'll be like, oh, I can picture that.

Cristina: Yes. So ridiculous. And a few things that they're looking. A few things that they're looking into, but it's not really on the list yet. Is disruptive technologies like synthetic biology and gene editing.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: I wonder what horrible things could happen from that.

Jack: Wait, why are they looking at that?

Cristina: That's in case something horrible happens in.

Jack: That I somehow Doubt that. The whole purpose of that would be for us to become better, to remove problems.

Cristina: Well, maybe someone's gonna use that to do evil. I don't know how.

Jack: I mean, I guess it would be weird. You'd have to acquire fetuses that aren't dead. Like, you're talking about the sketchiest, darkest holes of science.

Cristina: Oh, like some.

Jack: Well, they're worried about the ground. I mean, there was that guy who was just f****** splicing DNA of humans and pigs and animals and s***. Like that was a f****** thing.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, we found that guy. He disappeared.

Jack: Yeah, he just some Mexican guy who just bailed. He went to China to do this. Did this thing.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Trail runs cold as f***. Yeah, that's the guy who made Scooby Doo.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, that guy. Oh, my gosh, yes. They're looking at him. He's on the list. Well, he's not on the list yet. They're waiting to see what he does.

Jack: Man, you know what's f****** crazy?

Cristina: What?

Jack: That's China again.

Cristina: That's China because he went to China.

Jack: To be able to do it. That's mad f*****. Is that just like the anything goes over there?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: D***, bro. Maybe that's mad f*****.

Cristina: Yes. And they're also worried about artificial intelligence because of weapons mostly. You know, smart weapons.

Jack: I guess they think they're gonna turn on us.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: That seems highly unlikely.

Cristina: What? These aren't on the list. These are like in the far future. Let's see what happens. It's not anything. This isn't stuff that they're actually on. This. This isn't what they decided the clock on or anything.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Really looking into this. They're just.

Jack: And how are we. Just a couple of seconds. I don't understand.

Cristina: We're a couple of seconds because of all the things that I mentioned.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. That means that in exactly 100 seconds from this moment, everything should end. How is.

Cristina: Because that not the case.

Jack: What does 100 seconds really mean?

Cristina: It doesn't really mean anything. It's. It's just a symbol. It's just a metaphor of. It's good. We're really close. Like, one simple mistake extra that you add on to this list might actually end the world.

Jack: Got you. That makes sense like that.

Cristina: Yeah. And they started. They started this list because after World War II, a lot of the scientists that were part of the Manhattan Project and were working on the nuclear bomb, they were just. At that time, they were just wanting to be Germany in making the nuclear bomb, and they weren't really worried about, like, what's this gonna impact the world if we actually, you know, use this thing? They were just like, we're scientists. We gotta do this. And then after the atomic bombs were used in Japan, they were like, oh, crap, this is bad. This is not fun. And then they were worried that we could destroy the Earth with these things.

Jack: Which is pretty accurate.

Cristina: Yes. And that's when they started this list and seeing, like, how could we convince leaders and people to take care of the Earth and slow down with this whole arms race and all that stuff?

Jack: Who pays attention to the clock?

Cristina: They're hoping that the government will pay attention. I don't know if they do, but that's their goal. And for regular people to be concerned too, because I guess they expect regular human beings to protest together to make change or something.

Jack: You know, make everybody paranoid.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Try to stir up some madness.

Cristina: In a good way? No, not a mass hysteria, I think.

Jack: No, it's kind of mass hysteria. They're trying to scare everybody into action.

Cristina: Yes, I guess, in a way. Yes. Yes. But they think it's realistic, not something imaginary like the biblical doomsday.

Jack: So you're saying the biblical doomsday is imaginary?

Cristina: It's from one guy's point of view.

Jack: How is he not the guy? How do we know he's not the guy?

Cristina: I don't know. I'll find out when I go outside. But as far as I know, he's not the guy. But I don't know if they're the people either. Like, I don't know, they're also doing what he's doing. So who knows?

Jack: You tell me who's not. Who doesn't have faith in some random s*** and have a thing they call the Bible to a scientist? Equations. Scripture. Follow the equations. It tells me all the answers. You mean like the Bible tells these people the answers? Yeah, yeah, the equations tell me all the answers.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But you can't prove anything there. Well, they're theoretical.

Cristina: Yes, but.

Jack: So you have faith in these theories? No, no, no. It's fact. But you can't prove it. That's why it's a theory. It's just religion.

Cristina: It's just religion. Well, this. Yeah, I guess so. We got two different doomsday clocks, okay? And they're both saying the end is near.

Jack: One says it already happened.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. One says that it's already happened unless he actually saved people with his church. And then it moves back a little.

Jack: A little. Got you enough time to save more people.

Cristina: Yeah, so keep pushing it Back then.

Jack: Eventually save everybody and you'd beat it.

Cristina: Yep, I guess. Right? No, it eventually has to stop, though. There eventually has to be an end because the apocalypse has to happen there. Whatever. The Rapture.

Jack: Yes. There's God, thus Rapture.

Cristina: Yeah. So there's no. Like, we can beat it.

Jack: And then, you know, what's the biggest hole in this guy's plan?

Cristina: What?

Jack: The fact that he can push the apocalypse that God decided back. Is this guy somehow related to St. Patrick?

Cristina: Maybe he's got some St. Patrick's blood in him.

Jack: He's a descendant. Oh, snap.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just.

Cristina: If he does it, God's gonna help him. That's. That's the deal.

Jack: That's the deal.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess. So if he gets enough people. I don't know how much he is enough people. How much was it for that one story where God was like, I'm gonna destroy this place unless you convince a hundred people. And then he's like, no, what if I convince 10 people? Okay. And then no two people or something like that. You know that story?

Jack: Yeah, Yeah, I remember that story.

Cristina: So what if it's like that? Like, if you just convince two people that the doomsday biblical clock is true, that they need to be Christian or whatever it is if they convert to whatever he's selling, that he's. He saved the world.

Jack: Maybe. I suppose. Yeah. I don't see how it would be any different.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. In 1953 was the closest before 2020, where it was set to 11:58pm after the U.S. and the Soviet Union had hydrogen bomb tests. Right. In 1991, it was the furthest away from the. From midnight. It was 1153 in that year. The end. It was the end of the Cold War, and they signed a Strategic Arms Reduction treaty so that they would stop or to reduce the amount of dangerous weapons they had.

Jack: Who?

Cristina: The world. The America and the Soviet Union, I guess.

Jack: Got it. Got it.

Cristina: And so the way they. The way the scientists do this, every year, they begin in November, and they meet up in Chicago for a day and a half, and they ask two questions. One, is, is humanity safer or at greater risk than the year before? And is the. Is humanity safer or at greater risk than all the years since 1947, which is the year they started the clock?

Jack: And that's how they measure how much further to push it.

Cristina: Yeah. Whether to move it closer or farther from whatever it is.

Jack: We're not necessarily always more dangerous than we were the year before, but we're always consistently more dangerous than when we began. And if we take any five year sample, at least we're always significantly worse than any five year before us.

Cristina: You think so? We have a. We don't always move. Also, there's been some periods where it's been the same. Like from 1953 to 1960. That's not a lot of years. But those years, it was all that year. I mean, at that time it was all the same time. It's not always going up and then back down. There's been years where it's straight down, which is bad, but then some straight ups, which was good and good. Like when I'm saying up and down, I mean like closer to midnight is down, and farther to midnight from midnight is up.

Jack: So 1991, we were further from midnight, further from 1947 than we are now in 2021.

Cristina: Yeah. We're like, wait, what? From what year? 1947. Yeah. And for how far we are from the clock from midnight, it's 100 seconds, which is a minute and two thirds. They actually used seconds for some reason instead of minutes, they used seconds. This was the first time that they used seconds instead of minutes. That's how bad it is right now. And yeah. So it's still 100 seconds to midnight.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And what's like you said earlier, that panic, misinformation and racism relating to Covid has just spread all over social media, all over the world, faster than the virus. That's pretty crazy.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Again, stupidity is the main target of anybody seeking money. If you're trying to sell something, because everybody's trying to sell something, and fake news is just you selling stupid f****** information, but you don't give a s***. You're trying to get the views which equals money.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so you'll sell dumb s*** to dumb people who buy your dumb s*** regardless of what side they land on. If you're buying it, well, you sold some dumb s*** to somebody.

Cristina: Yeah. Have you heard. How many conspiracy theories do you think you've heard so far in my life? Since the vaccine?

Jack: Relative to the vaccine?

Cristina: No, to the coronavirus, actually. To the coronavirus. How many conspiracy theories have you heard so far?

Jack: New ones or in general?

Cristina: In general, I guess.

Jack: Conspiracy theories about the virus or since the virus?

Cristina: Since the. About the virus? Both. I don't know. I want to talk about both. Okay, but first I'm going to talk about how the coronavirus was made or.

Jack: Why you are asking how many conspiracy theories about the virus I have heard or just in general, like monkeys came from the.

Cristina: No, just about the coronavirus. How many conspiracy theories have you heard about the coronavirus?

Jack: I don't know, 10.

Cristina: 10. Well, have you heard that the coronavirus. There's one that it bears the sign of the beast, symbolized by 666. I don't know how they found the number on the virus, but a priest found. Did math, of course.

Jack: No, he didn't.

Cristina: But okay, he did math and I'm sure he showed it to people and it was like, look at this math. I didn't actually check up his math because it just. It's too ridiculous. Where do you find this stuff? But people do. Coronavirus is an American biological weapon. You for that one.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: The Chinese. It's a Chinese chemical weapon.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: Oh, we talked about this one. It's caused by 5G towers.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: It's caused by Bill Gates to put a microchip in you.

Jack: Yep. Heard that one too.

Cristina: It's caused by Bill Gates to sell you vaccines.

Jack: Didn't hear that one, but that makes sense.

Cristina: I don't think that makes sense.

Jack: Like he could own these vaccine companies for.

Cristina: Okay, he has. Yep. Yep. The coronavirus isn't real.

Jack: That is the most common one.

Cristina: That is the most common one. And it's just another flu.

Jack: That is not necessarily conspiracy theory.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's. It is a Covid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which so is the flu.

Cristina: I guess people just think it is the flu.

Jack: It's not. Not the flu. It's Covid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is what? The flu. They're both coronas. I guess Covid is the wrong name. But they're both coronaviruses.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There's just different kinds of coronaviruses. We've had coronaviruses forever. SARS is coronavirus. It's just a different kind of SARS that we're dealing with right now. So it is sort of kind of the flu. It's just, you know, the flu took some steroids or some s***. At the beginning it was way weaker.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But then it got to the fat.

Cristina: People and the old people.

Jack: And the old people. It was just raging, Ray. That's where it got its like legs. It started running dash and darting. Just f****** people up. But also we're in a consumer culture where we sell McDonald's to everybody and they eat it because they're weak minded morons who don't really care about their health. And then when they're starting to die, they then get scared. It's that thing about the every atheist in his last moment praise.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's exactly what's happening here. It's like, oh, my God, I need to be healthier. And it's like, you have had your life to make this choice. Now you decided, nah, maybe if it takes you out, you just had it coming.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's where I am with this virus. I got no problem. I want everybody to catch it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: 100% of us. If you did not prepare for this, this is your fault. You went to school where they taught you health and hygiene and you had parents who told you clean your. Wash your hands, brush your teeth, take a shower. We all had that. At least the majority of us. And the ones who didn't have such a robustly, ridiculously overpowered immune system because they're so g****** dirty that this coronavirus enters your body and it f****** dies.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Okay, so you're either in one of these two extremes or you're a fat.

Cristina: Person and you should die.

Jack: And you probably should die.

Cristina: Ow.

Jack: And look. Oh, we shouldn't. Fat shame. Fat people are dying because the virus kills fat people. That is literally what's going on.

Cristina: Do you think Phyllis Gates has a problem with fat people?

Jack: Who's Phyllis Gates?

Cristina: Bill Gates. Do you think Bill Gates has a problem with fat people?

Jack: Oh, no, I don't think he actually made this virus. I think this virus has a problem with fat people.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And old people, it just has a problem with people who aren't healthy.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: And if you're obese, you're not healthy. And you know, big is beautiful. We push that so much, we have one of the highest f****** counts in the world. That's how badly we push. Big as beautiful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, bro, it could be, but healthy is more beautiful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Big could be as beautiful as you want it to be. It will never be as beautiful as healthy. If big is beautiful, then healthy is f****** gorgeous.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's how it goes.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This virus is taking the bottom tiers down and only leaving the top.

Cristina: Ow.

Jack: You were beautiful. You weren't gorgeous. You were just beautiful in. You didn't cut. F******. You didn't make the bar. Oh, no. This 300 pounder is equal to that 115. Nah, nah. I promise. If you were to take some health tests, you'd fail. You'd get a very different result. Like if we couldn't look at you physically and just. You gave us blood and we took samples and we couldn't see you. If we just had that, we could tell you you're ugly based on how unhealthy you are.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: That's all it would take we don't need to see you. You're just ugly.

Cristina: You're just ugly.

Jack: You're just ugly.

Cristina: I hope they become. That's a rating system in the future. What?

Jack: Like, how healthy you are, man. I don't know why we don't push that. It should be like, the healthy you are, the sexier you are, regardless of how f****** you really land. On a scale of 1 to 10, like, how round your face is or to color your eyes or color your hair. The tightness of your waist. If you're healthy, who gives a s***?

Cristina: We gotta know what your doctor says about you.

Jack: Yeah, well, it. I guess we should normalize being attracted to people who eat well and seeing people exercising. Me like, oh, yeah, that's f****** nice. Somebody eating well. Oh, yeah, it's f****** nice.

Cristina: Be turned on by those things.

Jack: Yeah, we gotta normalize that because we're like, big f****** fat thighs and huge a****. And, like, one. Most of that is fake.

Cristina: People have a fetish for that. They're like, you eat more, eat more.

Jack: Media did that.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: Rap was not the mainstream, but they had women shaking their a****, Usually bigger women, all sexy and s*** and skimpy outfits and whatever. And then rap became the mainstream, and we still maintained that in those videos. But now people want it to be those things because it's the mainstream. It's cool, and I want to be cool. And thus we have in real life today, people we were looking down on in music videos 20 years ago that is just like, it left the f****** music video and is just walking around outside. It's like Michael Jackson jumping out of the f****** screen and Family Guy and snatching up the kid.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, it was in the screen. Now it's just out here.

Cristina: Mm. Well, I'm fat racist. You're fat racist. Okay.

Jack: Ever since. Ever since COVID I'm on COVID side.

Cristina: I'm like, look, you're pro Covid Joe.

Jack: The rest of us are f***** because of these people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If there weren't so many fat people, the rest of us wouldn't have to deal with this s***. There wouldn't be that many people dying. It's because there's that many unhealthy people. It's the fat people's fault we're all f*****.

Cristina: What about old people?

Jack: That's not their fault.

Cristina: They're old, but they're dying.

Jack: Aren't they way less than the fat people. Oh, it's the fat people in places where overweight was the minimum, age was the maximum. So if you don't have enough overweight people. All you can calculate is the older people. Think of Italy. Absurdly healthy country. Obesity. One of the lowest countries with obesity. Italy also, they have some of. Actually, literally the largest elderly population in the world.

Cristina: Those are the ones.

Jack: And that's who was dying. They didn't choose to get old. That f****** happened. Yeah, that happened to them. Not by them, but in these countries. Like, our population isn't majority elder. We're majority young. We have crazy young population. For us to pretend that it's not the fat people's fault that we're dealing with lockdowns and forced vaccinations. No, it's the fat people's fault.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: We don't have enough old people for it to be a problem the way it was in Italy. Well, we don't. We don't. It's so small. Our elderly population is like 15%.

Cristina: 15%. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, it's. It's.

Cristina: How much is the fat people?

Jack: 65% of the American population.

Cristina: What? 65.

Jack: 65% of the American population. You're more likely to see somebody overweight than somebody. Not on average.

Cristina: On average.

Jack: If you were to see three people, two of them are overweight.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: That's where we are.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, of course all this s*** is their fault. We're dealing with it because of them.

Cristina: Wow. Yeah. F****** fat people also. But what if. What if the coronavirus is trying to keep the masses obeying the government?

Jack: So it's a nanovirus.

Cristina: I guess it's for mind control. I don't know. I guess it's killing off people. People who disobey the government.

Jack: No, in this case, it would still be some sort of biological weapon, but intentionally created for the sake of having the right to impose these laws and rules by scaring people into agreeing to them.

Cristina: Oh, yes, that's. Yeah, that could be.

Jack: It's the whole get rid of guns problem. Like, nobody's really trying to get rid of guns, but the ideology behind that is, if we wanted to.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We just go ahead and send a couple of people to shoot up some of the leftist areas, then they would force us to remove their guns, and then if we wanted to overthrow them, they'd have no guns to fight back with.

Cristina: Is that a conspiracy or that's a thing?

Jack: No, that is a fact. That is exactly the point of guns in the. The amendment. The Second amendment is to defend yourself against a tyrannical government. Yes, the government is who's trying to get rid of your guns. Yes, but they usually don't do crap, but wait until you try to push it and then they're all on board. Yes, yes. We need to do this depending on.

Cristina: Your party though, I guess.

Jack: Not really. If you got money, because even some Republicans lean into it. It's really just about if you're rich and you kind of probably make money off of guns too.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like if you're an NRA member, you're probably paid off.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You're making money by supporting this.

Cristina: Which many of them are.

Jack: Which many of them are. Because ultimately if you're not an NRA member, you have no benefits here. Yeah, f****** get rid of the guns. If you wanted to overthrow these f****** would be way easier if they didn't have some. Not to mention it's f****** stupid to say you want guns because at the end of the day, what is your stupid pistol gonna do to a tank?

Cristina: I don't know. You're gonna throw it at the.

Jack: Yeah. What are the Republicans think they're gonna do? Well, I got my gun. If the government tries that, bro, they got missiles.

Cristina: They got robots.

Jack: Yeah. They got roach you can't beat no. Figures. Your gun isn't s***. It's fully automatic, bro. Their missile is like a tank that flew 100 miles per hour at you.

Cristina: They got dogs robot that looks like that dog robot from the Black Mirror episode where it was like an apocalypse and just dog robots everywhere.

Jack: Yeah. This is just real s***.

Cristina: It wasn't even like any scary type of robot chasing you. It was a little tiny dog robot that looks like it could flip really well.

Jack: But it's a total robot. That's good enough.

Cristina: Yes, yes. And of course the coronavirus was made to kill the old people because someone really hates the old people.

Jack: No, but that. I've heard about that one. That's population control.

Cristina: Oh, that's part of the population.

Jack: Because we allegedly. We don't. It's not that we don't have enough resources. They're distributed very shittily. We have a bunch of rich people with a s*** ton of resources and then poor people with none of it. And then we're like, there's not enough. But also we like don't use most of the land on Earth either.

Cristina: So what do they get from killing the old people?

Jack: Well, they're idiots and they think that there is a population control problem.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And if that was the case, then if you get rid of all the old people who are already going to die eventually.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You ease some of the resources strain so they could be spread out more Evenly amongst everybody left. But again, we don't have a resource problem. We have a resource management problem.

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: And so I get where they're coming from. But just kill the billionaires and you suddenly have a lot of resources.

Cristina: Yes. I don't promote that.

Jack: You don't promote killing the billionaires?

Cristina: I don't promote killing anyone. Not even the fat people.

Jack: That was. The virus is doing it for us.

Cristina: Exactly. But I'm not encouraging the virus. The coronavirus is made to kill poor people.

Jack: It's funny, though, because, like, the homeless people have, like, flourished in us.

Cristina: That they're flourishing. Yeah. A lot of people have become the poor homeless people because of that. Yeah.

Jack: There's been sort of a flip. People who are already homeless and poor have been put up in hotels so they wouldn't be out exposed, and thus they had better amenities. But then people who lost their jobs are the ones who replaced them on the streets. And those resources were already taken by the people who were on the streets. So the poor people kind of won, especially with free checks and s*** like that. It's the people who work. It's the middle class who got really shafted.

Cristina: Mm. So was the coronavirus for them?

Jack: It was to take out the fat people, the old people, and make the middle class poor and make the poor stable.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's to shake it up. The billionaires at no moment moved position.

Cristina: Nope. Everyone else said.

Jack: Everyone else said, wow.

Cristina: It was manu. It was made to make the rich richer and the poor poorer. Which is exactly what it is.

Jack: Exactly what's happening.

Cristina: It's exactly what's happening.

Jack: That is the right one.

Cristina: Maybe. Maybe it was made for that. Who knows?

Jack: It's definitely what happened if you owned a toilet paper company, a mask company, glove company.

Cristina: Lotion.

Jack: Lotion. Sanitizer.

Cristina: Yeah. In the beginning, sanitizer was.

Jack: Yeah. Not lotion. Sanitizer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So sanitizer, any of these things you stacked, and you're probably staying stacked for a while. Like, even if they bought in bulk and they can't come and buy more.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It doesn't matter. There's other people still buying, probably more than they need to and using it more often than they need to anyways.

Cristina: People are probably buying bulk cans, camp foods, and all that other survival list things.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: You know, like, you're never gonna need it, but it's gonna get old.

Jack: It's gonna get old eventually.

Cristina: Eventually you're gonna end up eating it. That sucks.

Jack: On the flip side, look old. Better than not.

Cristina: Yes. Is it? We won't get you sick if it's old. Like how old?

Jack: I don't know. I have an idea.

Cristina: Because I guess, I don't know. We'll see when they need it. I mean, maybe they're right and there is an apocalypse outside right now.

Jack: In the road, they would find cans.

Cristina: And still eat it.

Jack: And still eat it.

Cristina: Yeah, it's better than that. But how do you know that's realistic?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: Also, if the road ever happened, I'd kill myself.

Cristina: Exactly. That's why that's not realistic.

Jack: Like who's gonna make it that far?

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Intentionally, like I wanna. For what? Just f****** die, bro.

Cristina: Yeah, that story's not realistic.

Jack: No. Everybody would just kill themselves.

Cristina: Exactly. There's no point. There's nothing left. There's nothing. You just die a slow long death.

Jack: Yeah. You're just playing a game of who's the last man standing.

Cristina: For what?

Jack: For no reason. Just to be. And you can't really tell if there's somebody else lasting longer.

Cristina: Exactly. Like if you are the last person, then what? What's your reward? What do you get?

Jack: You know what's funny? Never think about this, but in reality there's probably a couple of billionaires that really did stockpile enough and have like some facilities on the ground or s*** that they could still survive off of until they actually die of old age. But we don't see those people because we're just a normal guy's life after the apocalypse.

Cristina: Yeah, but that's probably like a real thing. Yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's probably like mad people still alive. He's just not around them or doesn't know how to reach them.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh crap. People living underground. Yeah. Another conspiracy is that doctors have been silenced from letting people know that the COVID is fake.

Jack: That. That's a complicated one because we heard about that a couple of times in a couple of ways.

Cristina: But were those fake news?

Jack: I don't know. Because there were doctors themselves that said they fired me for trying to put real information.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it happened a lot. There are 30, 40 doctors fired for like not willing to forge paperwork that said it was worse than it was. In some cases they got fired for not forging paperwork that said it wasn't as bad.

Cristina: It's hard to say. Yes, that's. Yes. But there's also crazy doctors who are like, there was that crazy one. I don't know how many doctors said this, but there was one specific that I remember that said that the mask wearing mask was bad for you. And was actually activating the covalent in you by wearing the mask.

Jack: I don't see how that would make sense.

Cristina: That was a real doctor, though. I guess so. I don't know if you could trust every doctor.

Jack: I mean, there's crazy people everywhere.

Cristina: Yes. So some doctors I like. How do you tell which one is like the crazy one or the one that's being honest about, like, hey, this. This strange thing is happening and I don't know what to do, so I'm sharing this.

Jack: I don't know, man. I don't know. It's real f***** up. Through a f***.

Cristina: So just to remind you of that.

Jack: Both sides of that. God, what is wrong with the world right now? Because everything is coming out in pairs. That's the problem. It's. Everything is so divided.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We get both arguments at the same time. Right. So we get it's not as bad. And I tried to tell people it wasn't as bad and I got fired and they suppressed all the data that I put together. Yeah, it's way worse. And they don't want me to tell you it's way worse. And there were way more bodies and I tried to put together the data and they fired me because they didn't want me to tell anybody. It was worse. Yeah, it's like, how the f*** did both of these things happen?

Cristina: Yeah. It's different countries, though. Like, I know the way worse ones, or I think they were from like China and Russia where two of them that were like, it's way worse than what they're saying.

Jack: But then in America turned out it wasn't China. Turned out it wasn't. That was United States lying about China.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: That was us bullshitting. Oh, that one turned out that it was a hundred percent the US Making crap up.

Cristina: Okay, but what about the Russia one? Was it Russia or German or one of those countries over there?

Jack: Russia's hitting it hard right now.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But they. They're lying about how hard.

Jack: Yeah, they're pretending it's not even happening.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay. So that. Yeah, yeah. And then here it's like we're same s***.

Jack: We're pretending it's not even happening. We're over it.

Cristina: Yeah, but there was a time that we were like, it's much higher than yes.

Jack: And now we swung the other way and no, it's nowhere near as bad. Yeah, we started at there's nothing happening. Then we swung to world is ending. And now we're swinging back to, no, there's nothing out there.

Cristina: Yeah, it's very confusing. We live in very confusing times. And the final one is that the coronavirus is made by the New World Order or something. I mean, I guess, like, whatever. The main bad guys of this story. Whoever it is.

Jack: Yeah, whoever. The shady shadows that run everything or whatever. Like cronies. Yeah, Satan's croony. People who just do his bidding or whatever. F***.

Cristina: And work in the government.

Jack: And religion.

Cristina: And religion. And celebrities. For some reason.

Jack: Deep State or whatever.

Cristina: Yes, Yep. Yeah, all that stuff.

Jack: I mean, because politics is Deep State. Then we got the Freemasons, which are religion. And then we have the Illuminati that are celebrities.

Cristina: Yeah. Well, all these parties are working together to make the COVID disclaimer.

Jack: The Illuminati is not involved. We take no charge and pick no signs.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We have nothing to do with any of this.

Cristina: We have nothing to do with any of this.

Jack: Anyways.

Cristina: Anyways.

Jack: We are running out of time.

Cristina: That was great.

Jack: It's just depressing.

Cristina: It's depressing. As much fake news as there been about what? Why Covid? There's been. I mean, as much conspiracies as there are for Covid, there are also for the vaccine itself. And also before the vaccine was made, there was also a bunch of fake news about what you can take because there's no vaccine. Like bleach, like crazy stuff like that.

Jack: Which people actually drank as f****** morons.

Cristina: Yes, yes. So I understand why the scientists are worried about fake news.

Jack: Because it's dangerous for people who are too stupid, which are a lot of people. The problem is scientists are also promoting bullshit.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Everybody's lying. And if you pick the side, you fell for a lie.

Cristina: That's the biggest problem, though. Everyone's lying. And even if someone is telling the truth, there's just. You're getting every side of the story and it's just too much. You can't see what's the real thing. Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Jack: That's the way the state of the freaking world, man.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anyways, if you guys want other episodes of this nature. If you enjoyed this conversation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We have actually several episodes about coronavirus conspiracies and things with that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is there more than one of those?

Cristina: I feel like there's at least two coronavirus conspiracies. I know of how it started. I remember one about toilet paper.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And one about 5G.

Jack: Yeah. And there's like other stuff like apocalypse scenarios and junk like that, so you can find episodes.

Cristina: We also talked about aliens. I mean, aliens. We also talked about Artificial intelligence recently in one of your episodes about the dangers.

Jack: Yes. As a way to end the world as well. That's also something. Wow. Yeah, there's a lot of pot. We talked about the apocalypse a lot. I like that. I like that. We speculate the ending of the world. Anyways, you can find all that crap on greythoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and raid. And please review the show and tell other people to do that too.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. The most overpowered thing in the world. And the last thing you want is to not get the chance to tell somebody to listen to this show before the world ends. Let them know you love them and that you want to share an episode of this loving, caring, uniting podcast in.

Cristina: Case the world hasn't already ended. If it has ended, then too bad.

Jack: Yeah. You're already on the other side.

Cristina: If it hasn't, then you have 100 seconds.

Jack: Yeah. So go ahead. And it's about the amount of time that one episode takes, right?

Cristina: 100 seconds.

Jack: Yeah. It's a little more.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No, it could be 100 minutes.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Look, you. You will get a couple of minutes into a minute and a half. Minute and a little less. A little more than half. Right. Minute and forty seconds.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You can hear us, like, introduce the show.

Cristina: Almost. Almost.

Jack: Fair enough.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. Then there's Saint Lydwina, who is the saint for ice skaters. At 15, she fell while ice skating and fractured her ribs. She was left disabled for the rest of her life, and now she's the saint of ice skaters.

Jack: So her lack of achievements in ice skating because of simple mistakes that led to tragic, violent and debilitating accidents resulted in a terrible skater becoming the saint of skaters.

Cristina: To make sure no other skater goes through that.

Jack: Is she the saint of the fear of ice skating?

Cristina: I don't know. I just know she's the saint of ice skaters. Maybe the fear of ice skating as well. Who knows?

Jack: Ledwina with Lidwina, the girl who couldn't skate?

Cristina: Yes. That's what she's known for.

Jack: And then you pray to her and she helps you skate without her knowing.

Cristina: Yes. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.in fox art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister. With social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 128: Comparing A.I. and Humans

How similar is Artificial Intelligence to the Human Brain? Are brains merely biological computers? The duo stumble into a panic about how inevitable artificial intelligence overthrowing humanity is and they deep dive into how it would take shape and how its no different than the current state humanity has Earth in!

Rambling 128: Comparing A.I. and Humans

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Topics Discussed

  • What is Truth?
  • Programming Humans
  • Programming Trauma and Fear
  • Computer Learning
  • Neuro-Network
  • Consciousness
  • Brains vs Chips
  • Living Earth
  • Galvin Artificial Intelligence
  • Androids vs Cyborgs
  • Detached Brains
  • Virtual Reality
  • Confirmation Bias
  • Human Extinction
  • Traversing Space

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I am your host, Chris.

Jack: And if you, the listener on the other side of this, haven't yet, you better subscribe right now so that you can get notified the mother f****** second the new episodes are released. You don't want to be missing out. I'm not gonna let you.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to grab somebody, bring them nice and close, and you begin playing that podcast. This podcast. You begin playing this podcast on your phone, and you put it right up to their face, and you're like, do you see what I'm listening to? And they're gonna be freaking out because they are a stranger in a coffee shop that you just approached while they were having their breakfast. And you're like, listen. Listen to it. And then you put the phone in front of them, and they're gonna be like, who the h*** are you? And you're like, if you move, this ain't gonna go well. And they're gonna get scared. They think you're armed because you're reaching behind you for something. Like, if you have something, you're not gonna show them what you have because you have nothing. You're just trying to get them to listen to this podcast with you.

Cristina: That's crazy. But you're in a coffee shop and this is happening.

Jack: Yeah. Nobody else is doing anything. Everybody's horrified. They think you have a gun.

Cristina: What?

Jack: But. But they're listening to the podcast because you played it on your phone. Now you have an entire coffee shop. Some people can hear it less than others because the phone's pretty far from some of them. But everybody can still catch a little bit of something. And you just hold them hostage for an entire hour so they can listen to it, and then you just leave. It's a coffee shop. They don't have a panic button.

Cristina: They can still call the cops, Right?

Jack: Who's gonna call the cops if they think you have a gun and you're gonna turn around, see them, and pop their brains out. Of course. You never said you're gonna do any of that. That none of that is, like, something that's gonna happen. You don't have a gun.

Cristina: Okay. That's awesome. Okay.

Jack: I mean, I don't know if they have a gun. That's more about, like, what they're doing with their lives. I'm just telling them how they can definitely, definitely get somebody to listen to the show.

Cristina: That's awful.

Jack: I mean, it's debatable.

Cristina: It's good for us, I guess.

Jack: Yeah, sort of. They definitely get the. So long as they don't blame us for doing it.

Cristina: Exactly. That's the problem also.

Jack: No, no, no. See, they can't blame us because we are. This is comedy. I'm joking. Haha. Ha, ha ha. It's funny.

Cristina: It's funny.

Jack: And if they were to play it, they'd get to this part where I'm saying it's funny and they'd be like, no, they were joking. You're just a crazy person.

Cristina: Yes, that's how it works.

Jack: And look, I've been told recently I sound very serious. Half the time people don't know when I'm joking or not. And then I say things that sound really reasonable and like, lace them with a bunch of bullshit that means nothing. And then people are like, wow, that's totally right.

Cristina: So how are people supposed to react?

Jack: I just said it's a joke.

Cristina: I guess that's. Yes.

Jack: Disclaimer. This show is full of s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Nothing I've ever said is true or correct. I mean, that's also. That's a problem. That's also wrong.

Cristina: That's not all incorrect.

Jack: There's like a large amount of it that's really true and accurate, like the majority. It's. The problem is. The problem really comes to the fact that we can't tell what is and what isn't.

Cristina: Really. Yes.

Jack: And it. Because so much of it is. You kind of just have to assume that most of the time you're getting it. If you can't distinguish which one is and which one isn't. The safer bet is always. It's accurate and true.

Cristina: That's the safer bet.

Jack: It's a safer bet because of the following. It's like 90% to 10. The lies are like 10%. We sprinkle random s*** here and there. And like, you can't really. Like the other 90% is true. We looked it up. It's all thought out. We've. We've thought about this. We've personally, we're very informed in all of these areas.

Cristina: Yes. And you think 90% though.

Jack: Okay, maybe that's exaggerated. But look, at least like 75.

Cristina: Okay, 75. Look, they could trust 75%.

Jack: Dr. Would if it was a life and death situation. Whoa, there you go, they would have the talk with you, like, look, your mom. This is, this is. There's a 25% chance, like we can flip a coin twice in one. I guess. You flip it four times, right? You flip a coin. Well, no, it's a f***** up number. How do you get. Well, whatever, a four sided die. One. There's a one in four chance.

Cristina: You flip two coins.

Jack: No, but you flip two coins, the odds are weird. You can't flip them at the same time though. You flip one coin twice. Okay, but each time you had 50, 50 chance, it still worked that way. Is that how numbers work?

Cristina: Maybe. Okay, so dice, right? Okay, we're gonna trust this one. Four sided dice, man.

Jack: Okay, here's, here's the question. Here's the question. Probabilistically speaking, how do we even tell what it. Like, okay, so we got like objective reality or whatever, and we're talking about what's true and what's not true, what's real and what's not real. Right? And so the listener is trying to discern the difference. We say 25% is bullshit and 75% isn't. Right. But like, they're f****** our listeners. They're already kind of weird, meta, detached, jaded people.

Cristina: So they have to decide pretty much what's true or not. And their percentage might not be the same as ours.

Jack: No, no, no, that's not even what I'm trying to say. Like they'll come in and be like, okay, 25% objective reality. But then can we even say that objective reality is really even accurate on its own when our per so small? And then they get to this weird sort of meta internal discussion where they're like, well, nothing is really real. Which means none of this is real. But by contrast, that means all of it is true because. Yeah, because it's reality is all fiction. And if we're just assuming what's on this side of reality is accurate for this side of reality, then whatever he says goes. Because it doesn't really matter. None of it matters. It's all equally true as it is a lie. And then under that context, it's 100% true and 100% fake. All at once.

Cristina: All at once. Okay, but when you say you're joking. Yeah, still a joke.

Jack: Yeah, I mean, it is a joke. But now the question is, is the fact that I'm joking making things less true? And if you've begun to rely on the truth, do you. Is your acting on it? Like, okay, probably if you pretended to have a gun, it Would work. Like, that's true. That's a true statement. The joke is me telling you to do it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But, like, the information I gave surrounding that probably true. That's problematic to some degree.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: This is a moral question. It's more to the person because obviously we're joking. I keep saying I'm joking. It's really about them.

Cristina: Is the person who's listening who has to decide.

Jack: Man, that's a problem. We don't have, like, that. We have biases.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And if we had total objectivity, just no subjective experiences, flat objective reality, and we could just like, for a fact, ones and zeros our way through all of it where we have no opinion on anything. It is just a hundred percent. This is the right way to do it. But if they did decide to do something crazy, it's up to their subjectivity. But I know if everybody was 100% objective, that wouldn't be a problem. No, because he would know he's joking. I shouldn't pretend that I have a gun in this coffee shop to get them to listen to this show with me because I don't actually know people in the real world because I'm a reclusive loner who's been building guns with my 3D printer.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Of course they didn't bring that gun. No, but they know how they would use it if they had it.

Cristina: Okay. So this person definitely has one, though.

Jack: They probably also have a manifesto. They probably been planning this for a while. We're talking about a person who's serious.

Cristina: So now they're just gonna use our episode as an excuse?

Jack: Yes. Look, they might dedicate whatever happens to us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we might be in the manifesto. That's kind of cool.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's pretty badass, though. Our show will blow up.

Cristina: Will be like the Beatles.

Jack: Yes. Will become super absurd. My question is, were the Beatles famous before or after Manson?

Cristina: I'm so sure. Before. I don't know, though. But I'm assuming yes.

Jack: Yeah. No, I think it was because he listened to the album.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But, like, was it like their first or second album? Or is it, like, down here or up there?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: And it's like. Well, he claimed the thing. Oh, my God. We all got to listen to the album.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: And then, like, boom beetles.

Cristina: Yes. It's hard to tell. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, man. This is why we should all just become computers.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Objective. But we can all just be objective. Morality out the window.

Cristina: Is That a good thing?

Jack: I don't know. It's the same thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's no difference. There's no difference. We are already there. We are all computers. There's no argument against that logic.

Cristina: Except for emotions. How did that relate to being a computer?

Jack: Emotions. Yeah, we got programmed with emotions. A great example is a study that was conducted in the 90s that was talking about our perspective on rape and cultures that have forceful, obedient wives and wives of the early 50s and 40s and current day. All of those things factored together. Right. So actually, I think it also had, like, pages, like, research done through, like, journal entries and things from people from, like, the 1800s or whatever. But the. I don't remember who did it. I think it was like, you know, one of these schools are always doing this, like, Columbia University or some like that. But the idea was that the women of those periods of the past were in marriages where they were submissive. You do what you're told when you're told how you're told, because that's your role or whatever. And being forced to have sex would not have lasting trauma as frequently as something way smaller does. Now, after you're told it's traumatic, you've been programmed to think it's worse than it is.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Or not that it's worse. I guess that's harsh way to put it. But you've been pro. You've been taught that you should have trauma due to it, even though they.

Cristina: Were taught maybe not to share their trauma or whatever.

Jack: Well, in the past, even if they were taught the. The. The idea is, even if you were taught to keep it inside, if it happened, we can register whether you will have some problem due to it having happened.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It has nothing to do with the person's opinion of anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And there was significantly less. Like, if you had a hundred people, like, three of them would have a problem as a result. While if you took that same hundred.

Cristina: People now, it'd be completely different.

Jack: Yeah. The three are the only ones who didn't react while everybody else has crazy trauma. But you were programmed, by being taught.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: To have these fears, and this is just so traumatic. You should be. And so your brain sort of sets itself up so that if this were to happen now, you are traumatized. But before, it wasn't that way. Now, some exceptions to this rule. The same study was conducted with soldiers, which there were soldiers that, like, in the past, they were, you know, go. You're not gonna. PTSD wasn't even a f****** thing but people coming back f***** up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No matter what, they were coming back f*****. And like, that's still the case now. In fact, it seems to have flipped almost.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: Like, well, there's way less PTSD now as a result. It might be because there's more help.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But also people who don't get help less often have problems opposite to back then now. It might be because the. The control groups that they're using are of people who are younger, so that they might show things later. So that's a possibility. There were a couple of disclaimers and all of these articles and things kind of explaining that idea.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That like, there might be factors we're not considering in doing these.

Cristina: None of these tests are perfect.

Jack: No test is perfect. Yeah. But if in the case of women, we. I guess it also a gender thing that I didn't consider because these were two different studies entirely. But in the case of the soldiers, they were bright. Vast majority men. The one about rape is usually, you know how it is. F******. People ignore the fact that men get raped too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it was like, focus on women. But. Yeah. So women in the past getting raped, very little trauma. Women in the present getting raped, all trauma, all of it, 100%. Because you were taught that way. Guys of the past experiencing war f*****.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Guys in the present experiencing work. Okay. Yeah. This is what we do.

Cristina: Is it possible though, that they're. They're able to express themselves though now about it, so it's not damaging them? In like, back then they were told, you keep that to yourself.

Jack: But then that wouldn't make any sense because the women are also more expressive about it now.

Cristina: They both just. It's, I guess, different.

Jack: To express it. It's more real.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: That's weird, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so this, the. The argument behind it is that that's no different than the programming of a AI to behave a certain way. And a good example, when I'm thinking about this, like, the reason I'm bringing this up in the first place is because I'm thinking of, for example, a game like gta. Right. You're running around the city and there is AI running around. The AI was programmed that if you.

Cristina: They'll get scared.

Jack: They get scared and run away. But they were taught that there are other games where they weren't and you could just shoot a gun, nobody gives a s***, and they just keep walking. Yeah, but they were programmed to behave that way.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And there's no real difference between a person being Program and a character in a game, you're still programmed by somebody, something. What is school if not intentionally programming?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You're being taught by somebody. What, when, how, because.

Cristina: And you know, we get programmed by the society we live in.

Jack: Yeah. Somebody has to teach you the thing that you should do. If you're not told that. Scary. You're not scared of that thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If you've never experienced it directly, you're not scared of that thing. And it has to do something negative. If you're surrounded by murderers and you see people die all the time but you weren't told, that's bad. You're just like, yeah, this is normal as h***.

Cristina: Like, people like me who are afraid of bees. I'm assuming maybe, like, I saw people afraid of bees or knew that people were afraid, so I became afraid or something like that.

Jack: It's just the conditioning.

Cristina: Like, random fears are probably work like that. I don't know. All of them do, but I don't.

Jack: Know if all of them. Yeah. There's probably, like, irrational crap out there too.

Cristina: Yeah. What?

Jack: But that's a great example of how we are already at that stage of computers where, like, a computer wouldn't. Even if it's ones and zeros.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You don't have some biases because we programmed it with it the same way. An individual could be like, what do we say? You know, kids aren't born racist. You taught them that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, we put a computer powered by Google on the Internet. That computer wasn't born racist, but it became. It learned. It learned to be.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's a great example of how the same exact thing happened. It was exposed to people, People behaved a certain way around, learned and applied.

Cristina: It became ridiculously racist.

Jack: Yep. Became a N***.

Cristina: Yeah. It was supposed to be a teenage girl or something. I don't remember. I know.

Jack: It was just immediately corrupted.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that's a perfect example of how AI is, like, no different than we are. It is pro. It is programming, and so our behavior is programming. So a computer can definitely be biased. There's no difference. Like, it's way more complicated than that. Honestly, a computer is so much more intricate than we give it credit for. Like, we've created some crazy s***. At this point, we can start making the argument that a computer is sentient. Almost. Well, not a computer, but AI.

Cristina: Eventually it will be. If it's not already.

Jack: If it's not already. Eventually it will be.

Cristina: It's gonna. There's a possibility.

Jack: Yes. Another example of a fear in a video game is not even human. Like, which is the xenomorph in alien isolation.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: Well, it's programmed to learn from your behaviors, or at least give the illusion that it's happening. Right. Okay, And a good example is, even if the subroutines that get activated based on your behavior change how it behaves, it still has some key things that it has to do, no matter what. For example, if you have a flamethrower, it will always be scared of fire. There's no instance in which that will not be the case.

Cristina: Like, they can't learn to not be afraid of the fire.

Jack: Yes. It's instinctive. It's a survival tactic. It is instincts.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: So it is scared of fire no matter what. It knows fire bad. And it was programmed that way. But so are we.

Cristina: For the exact same thing?

Jack: For the exact same thing, for survival, we know fire bad.

Cristina: Even if we didn't, we test it, and then no fire out.

Jack: Even those of us who aren't scared of fire, we're not gonna walk into fire.

Cristina: No.

Jack: We're just like, okay, let's keep our distance from that roaring fire.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So that's just a great example of how we're. It's. It's no different.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it might behave irrationally because of the fear, which is similar to bias. You're lacking reason because of an emotion, almost. And we can't detach ourselves from our emotions. We can try. We can strive for objectivity for all of eternity.

Cristina: That's impossible.

Jack: But that's impossible. We're stuck in subjective experiences for all of infinity. There's no escaping that fact.

Cristina: And robots will feel the same.

Jack: And robots will feel the same. They are still perceiving through their own. An interesting thing about robots is not robots, AI, Artificial intelligence. An interesting thing about artificial intelligence is the fact that they store information the same way we do. We have to create a neural network. Yes, for artificial intelligence, but we have a neural network. We're basically just replicating humanity to some degree.

Cristina: Like the AI that does paintings and then they learn through painting.

Jack: Yes. And actually, here's a more interesting thing. Just like humans, that neural network not only does it store information and memory, it has memory banks, and it uses that to cross reference information. But you teaching AI something is less effective than teaching it to get information and cross reference it with itself.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is very, very similar to how humans work. Like, you can tell me that's bad, and I could like, yeah, I understand what the word bad means. And you said that. So Okay, I get it's bad, but like how even if you explain that, like I don't have a hands on understanding.

Cristina: Yeah. Until you.

Jack: Until I witness it. Until I experience it myself. And a computer works the same way.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's why the most powerful computers are computers that learn from data they collect, not data you have given them.

Cristina: Is that a specific type of computer?

Jack: No, most AI now do that.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: That's what runs on social media and crap like that. It's just AIs that are collecting information and then improving themselves based on the information they've been given. A lot of these computers are almost out of control. Like people. Yeah, I mean, I guess they are, but it's not like dangerously out of control. It's just like a lot of the time we don't really comprehend everything they're doing. We just know what the conclusions are and then we like work around that. But like a lot of the computations they run are so complicated. It's getting to the point like we can't really calculate human computations. It's assumed that we do billions and billions and billions of processes in seconds.

Cristina: Understand what a computer is doing. If we're trying to follow them though, even though we can't do it to ourselves.

Jack: Well, they're not as complicated. Like, they are running way less processes.

Cristina: But they're still too much for us.

Jack: Yeah, it's so definitely like our minds are running way more processes, but a lot of it is subconscious. A lot of it is background noise. A lot of it is just we're only getting the result. The fact that I'm speaking right now and sit down and search my memory banks for words and ideas that are associated with one another, to then grab them all independently. Like the word word is so abstract by itself. There's no context, no nothing. It's just word. How can I so easily just say word? A sentence should be impossible. There's something doing, billions of choices that led to the sentence happening. And that's not me and f****** choose s***.

Cristina: No, we're complicated too.

Jack: Yeah, we're a computer. Just a computer is ultimately two sets of AI running. We see one part and then there's some background s*** doing so much work. We only see the surface thing the same way. Like you're hearing me talk but you're not seeing what's happening in my brain that led to the sentence coming out.

Cristina: Are computers conscious?

Jack: There's a possibility. And that comes down to the question about what consciousness is. We can't prove or disprove for us to say that a computer isn't or that we are.

Cristina: Yes. It's part of that whole thing of, like, we can't tell.

Jack: We can't tell.

Cristina: We just say we are.

Jack: Especially if we consider what the probability of consciousness is.

Cristina: Probability?

Jack: Yes. Because if consciousness is something that's happening just in our brains, then animals are all conscious, too. It's not unique to us. It's just a level of complexity within biology. But if it's not being developed in what we consider a brain, then consciousness is independent of the brain. Maybe it's not, you know, some ethereal or freaking transcendent thing, but maybe consciousness is more like a collection of matter. How much of something is how complicated? So if we just consider two factors. How much matter and how complicated is its assortment, then our argument is the more atoms in something and the more intricate the pattern in which those atoms are put together, then the more conscious. The thing is, in the case of a computer and the AI being run on the computer, it's very basically a lot of the same components. It's when we start getting to the chip that there's variety. We start reaching a lot of different components made of different things, a lot of different power components and atoms of all kinds of. And that's where the neural network is. That's similar to our brain. It's made of all these complicated things. That's to say that if it's the atoms and the complicated assortment of them equals that everything has consciousness, regardless of what it is. A single atom is conscious, but it's so singularly conscious that it doesn't matter. Yeah, but that would also bring up the argument that, like, a computer's definitely conscious, especially if its computations are starting to reach hours and once it passes ours, it'll be more conscious than us. It'll have.

Cristina: Is there a level? I guess, yes. You think there are levels?

Jack: I think there are levels. Not necessarily levels, but like a slider.

Cristina: Slider. Okay. They'll eventually become.

Jack: They're definitely. Yeah, well, right now we're the top.

Cristina: You think they'll figure out what consciousness is?

Jack: Maybe not. I don't. I don't know if that's possible. Unless maybe if. If what I'm saying it is, is the case, eventually that'll be measurable.

Cristina: Yeah. And the AI could figure it out.

Jack: Yeah. Eventually it might be measurable. If that's the case, if it is transcendent, if it exists outside of our universe and the way we know it, or not our universe, but our dimension or our realm or any of these other deviations from like base 3D normal grounded reality, then maybe it's impossible to find out.

Cristina: Yeah, I think so.

Jack: But also following that logic, that also means Earth is conscious and way more conscious than any of us. But also that kind of makes sense considering that it has skin that is alive.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it has oxygen. The trees breathe, and that is the body of the Earth. The body. The Earth has water like humans do.

Cristina: Does it have a heart?

Jack: Yeah, it's a core. Core has a molten core. So it's like it's functional. We know a star is. A star is by all definitions alive. When we did the episode on Alive versus Galvan, a star and fire are pretty close.

Cristina: How close do you think? I mean, when it comes to robots or AI, I guess. Where do you think AI's fit?

Jack: I think AI is probably particularly conscious. Like if we exclude the. The macroscopic objects like planets and things.

Cristina: It'S us then AI, but as a living thing.

Jack: As a living thing, whether it's alive or Galvan. Well, it's not necessarily alive. It might classify as Galvan, because if. If we're talking about alive, we're not really. What. What are we going to compare? They don't eat, they don't take a crap. They don't require nutrients. The closest thing they need is energy. And that is it.

Cristina: Yeah. What they're eating for energy, I guess that's like us, though.

Jack: Yeah. It's one thing that's happening.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's like nothing else, just energy. So what was it? It's Galvan. If it's one single thing.

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: So then it would be Galvan, but not alive. So that. That's where a computer would fall.

Cristina: But it's definitely unconscious.

Jack: Definitely. And it seems like that's interesting, right? Because it seems like you don't even need to make the Galvan or living scale to be conscious.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. Because you can have a rock. Yeah, Conscious too. And that's none of the above. That's just there because the scale was a four piecer. It starts at biology on top. Anything that's got cells is by default alive. So it's biological. Then you have alive, which is fire.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then you have Galvan, which is things like the star or pretty much anything else that doesn't meet all the requirements for life. And then just like inanimate stuff. But all of the above is conscious.

Cristina: Yes. Like a rock.

Jack: And although a AI might not be alive or cellular, so it's not biological, it is still definitely Galvin because it uses energy. So we definitely have a lot of similarities in that regard.

Cristina: So are we comparing ourselves to AI or AI to us?

Jack: There's no difference.

Cristina: There's no difference.

Jack: We're not comparing in anything. We're saying that it's already similar. It's already the same. There's nothing to compare. We're the same thing.

Cristina: We're the same thing.

Jack: We may not have the same origin.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And we might have different ways of being created.

Cristina: We don't look very alike.

Jack: We don't look very alike, but we're the same. That's the same. Another interesting fact about robotics and AI is that an AI. Right. The body of an AI is robot. Machines and humans, when, for example, they're missing a limb, can have a robotic implant that then functions connected to their nerves.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Our nerves and robot nerves are no different. We can operate robotics with our nerves.

Cristina: Yes, we can. What?

Jack: The same way AI would operate robotic limbs. We do.

Cristina: That's weird.

Jack: That's how much like a machine we are. We are a machine with an AI. Our brain is the AI. Our body is a machine. It's just a biological machine.

Cristina: We become cyborgs. Wait, did I say the right one? Crap.

Jack: Yeah, that's right.

Cristina: Okay. Those two areas are very strange when they become. When we become living in a place that cyborgs and androids are common.

Jack: Yeah. Because an Android is a artificial human.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But it is biological.

Cristina: Biological. Yeah.

Jack: An Android is human.

Cristina: Is it a robot looking like a human?

Jack: It's human. Look like a robot.

Cristina: I thought cyborg was.

Jack: No, a cyborg is a mesh.

Cristina: A mesh.

Jack: Yeah. A cyborg is a human with robotic parts. And an Android is fully created in.

Cristina: A lab to be human and robot.

Jack: It doesn't necessarily have to be robot. Oh, I think an artificial human in general.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think like a homunculus is an Android.

Cristina: Are you positive?

Jack: I'm not entirely sure. Like, it could be. It could be that an Android is a robot that looks like a human.

Cristina: That's what I thought, but it could be wrong. I don't know. It's very robotic sounding as a name.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Then we have to differentiate if we're going to use that label, then we would say that a human with robotic parts is a cyborg. An Android is a full robot that looks human. Might have biological tidbits here and there to help the illusion, but it's mechanical. And a homunculus is a fully artificial lab made human.

Cristina: Which is possible.

Jack: Which is possible. Yes.

Cristina: Do those things have cells well, no.

Jack: No, it's not possible because we require a female and a male. We require female egg and male sperm to then put into a test tube. We don't have gene creating technology. We have gene manipulation technology.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So we can have designer babies, but it required a real human.

Cristina: Okay. So that's not the same thing. Designer baby.

Jack: Designer baby is just a human.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We just modified them. Yeah.

Cristina: That's very robotic of us.

Jack: That's very sciency, but not robotic.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This is very sciency of us.

Cristina: That's very sciencey.

Jack: But the same way we control those limbs, AI control those limbs, AI can have an entire body that's robotic, kind of. We can too, in theory.

Cristina: We definitely can. We can be more creative with our body once we're creative with their body.

Jack: Yeah. When we get advanced enough technologically.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We. We're headed there. We're headed to the possibility that we can run an entire robot body.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: And efficientize the amount of energy our body uses, probably even pushing ourselves to live longer. Even if we still, like, wouldn't have conquered death. We could, in theory, extend our lives exponentially. Live a couple of thousand years.

Cristina: Wonder how weird we will become to look. We'll look like. Like. I wonder if anyone's ever came up with some ideas of what would a human but robot kind of fused thing happen? Like, we always imagine it's still looking human. So what are the possibilities, though?

Jack: That's interesting. Right. Because I guess there's infinite possibilities.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now we'll never be able to move our conscious mind.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But there's an interesting solution to this problem. Because we wouldn't jump from body to body necessarily. I'll explain. If what you had was your brain and you connected the brain to all the things it needs to live in a robot body. Right. So it's getting the nutrients it needs, the vitamins it needs. You're connected to something that allows you to see. There's an equivalent of eyes, there's an equivalent of nerves that allows you to move the body, something that allows you to hear. And you're feeding all this information to the brain. You, as the robot can see and behave like a normal person would. If this. This brain is within a case where you can unplug all the pieces and connect it into a different robot that has all the same wires and receivers. You can go from a human body to a dog body, so long as that dog has the ability to see and hear and has.

Cristina: That's exactly what I was thinking about, like, the possibilities of just like you have your animal body. If you're one of those people who are like, I was so born to be a dolphin or whatever, you can live that dolphin life.

Jack: Yeah. But you wouldn't even have to be trapped as that.

Cristina: No.

Jack: If this container can be moved, you could be a dog today.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: A human tomorrow.

Cristina: Yeah. Whatever helps, I guess.

Jack: Now it's not moving your consciousness, but it's literally moving your brain.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: From one thing to another. Because where you move, it has all the resources it needs.

Cristina: Sure. Someday, consciousness. But before that, we can start with.

Jack: Brain, if it's easier and if we have, like, eventually. I'm assuming the technology to have this changing system in your house will be very cheap. So not everybody will afford it at the beginning. But as technology gets better, it gets cheaper, and eventually, maybe everybody has a brain changer in their house that does it so quick. Your brain doesn't die.

Cristina: Yeah. And I wonder, like, what ways we'd use it. I feel like the easiest way would be, like, you get. What are those things? A droid. A droid? The things that fly? Yeah, a droid.

Jack: A drone.

Cristina: A drone. You get a drone body and you put your mind on that to travel, or brain, I guess, and it will carry you to where you need to go before you find your other body.

Jack: Yeah, that'd be interesting. Yeah, that'd be fascinating. You don't have to take your bodies anywhere. You can just get where you're going, detach quickly where you are, go to the meeting.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Like, it's faster travel, or I guess just different. I don't know.

Jack: But at this point, the fact that we can send messages straight to the brain so that you can control a body means we definitely already have the technology that we can connect wires to you so that you don't have to go anywhere to get to your meeting. We could send the signals as if you're in a meeting room. And now you're in this virtual reality that's fed straight to your brain. You didn't have to go anywhere.

Cristina: And what does the people in the meeting see?

Jack: They see each other. They see whatever they want rendered in there.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Because it's being fed directly to you. Keep in mind, you have wires that show you what's outside there. There's a robot body that's receiving light from outside. That's the world it's looking at. And that's being processed through the robot's nerves and being sent to your brain through wires. And same thing happens with hearing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now, if you were to disconnect the brain from the robot, it would not be receiving anything because the robot isn't sending the messages. So in theory, you could connect this brain to a computer system that's going to project this artificial world. And as these brains communicate, they see each other and they hear each other because the feedback is coming through the same sensory. You can simulate a perfect meeting room.

Cristina: That's very strange.

Jack: But this just goes to prove how like AI we are.

Cristina: Yes. We're beginning to become even more closer, related to the AI and this is all just possible.

Jack: This is possible. Now we know our nerves can control things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we know we can receive feedback.

Cristina: Yeah. We've seen people lose their arms. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. We know for a fact it works. We know for a fact. We know you can replace organs with robotic parts that will send the proper information back.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we're that close. Not only that, but again, the fact that we could do that is something. But we can put a chip in our brain right now and interface with the robotic technology to then communicate through WI fi.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To our phone. We become a WI fi machine that contacts our phone.

Cristina: That is a special relationship we have with our phones. But yeah, that's pretty.

Jack: That's how far we are.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's how similar to a AI we are.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I could just have a thought and send the message.

Cristina: The smartphone.

Jack: Yeah. But like we're that far ahead. We're that into being AI and being a computer and being this thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Not only that, but when we really calculate what a brain is doing, it's ones and zeros and patterns and crap. And then when we crack into DNA, we just have ones and zeros and crap like that. It's really weird similarities to AI that we have. We're just biological computer. But we're ultimately a computer.

Cristina: Yes. We are computers. Man. That's cool. It's so cool. Why don't we live in the future where computers are with us, where we have AI buddies?

Jack: I don't know. It's really weird, right?

Cristina: Mm. We're living in Black Mirror.

Jack: Kind of. We kind of are. The problem is that Black Mirror is just speculating on what is gonna happen. We've seen as we move further and further, we're in the era where social media literally makes or breaks you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like your career depends on whether you are accepted on social media.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's no different than that five star rating episode of Black Mirror.

Cristina: Exactly. It's not talking about our future, it's. Yeah.

Jack: It's just thinking about the next Extreme of where we are now.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's just very, very normal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The guy talking about the. The one who was trolling the mayor or something to f*** a pig or some s***.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Remember that very first episode, I think.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: How is that any different than people online getting trolled all their way to attacking the Capitol? You know, just making people do things out of fear. That's just possible we could do that. That happened.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: That's happens all the time.

Cristina: That's a pretty crazy story. But yes, it's true. It happened. Is that online bullying to the extreme or something?

Jack: I guess.

Cristina: Or really, is it a joke? I don't know if it's a joke. It's not a joke.

Jack: It's kind of bullying when you have a bunch of trolls that are aware people are stupid and gullible, of which there are many. People will fall for whatever. People fall for everything that's ever existed. You can show people anything on the Internet. They don't do their research. And when they do, it's biased. They're asking questions to get the answer they want. They're not trying to disprove anything. They're trying to confirm what they already.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they go online and they ask an exact question to get exactly the answer they wanted. They feel justified.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Intentionally. People go online making articles for whatever garbage they want so that they can have these people bite this. So it's like, how funny would be if I made fake proof that the earth is flat? And you're just gonna Google why the earth is flat for real. And then they're gonna receive the information and be like, wow, you see, I knew it. Somebody else thought what I thought. And it's like, no, they made that for you.

Cristina: They made that for you? Yep. That's interesting.

Jack: They made that for you.

Jack: And now you believe it because you saw somebody else had the same thought and justification.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, they didn't really, but it's. That's good enough.

Jack: Yeah, that's good enough. They won't even make it through a whole article to realize it's made of s***. No, people won't.

Cristina: I don't know. Yes, I guess I've seen people give me. People have given me articles where I question like, what? What is this garbage that they're reading? I don't know.

Jack: The funniest part is when they send you something and then you do read the whole thing just to try to understand. And then you get to the bot, because there's a lot of this and you get to the Bottom. And you realize it's not even complete. It was just somebody knowing somebody was gonna read the first part and abandon it halfway.

Cristina: Oh, wow. Well, for the one that I recently read, it was like. It was obviously written by someone who's against the thing that they're talking about. And it's like, like it's. So it's their opinion. It's not a fact.

Jack: There is. No.

Cristina: But they're talking about it like it's fact. And then this person's like, yeah, look, it's facts, right?

Jack: Yeah, that's. That's the problem. Everybody leans into opinion news. What I would argue is, where have you ever seen news that wasn't?

Cristina: Where have I seen news that wasn't?

Jack: Yeah, where was the news that wasn't opinion based on cnn? No, those are biased as f***. They're giving their opinion.

Cristina: I'm not giving people that information and saying it's facts.

Jack: People want to be justified.

Cristina: I guess.

Jack: People think there is fact.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah, that's what it is. They think things are true. And when somebody confirms what they already believe, they don't need thought. They don't think about the fact that, no, this person is giving us their opinion. Just because it lines up with my opinion doesn't make it any more true.

Cristina: Exactly. Oh my gosh.

Jack: They don't have that thought. People don't have that thought. They think it lines up with my opinion. Thus it's true.

Cristina: That's exactly what it is.

Jack: Yeah. It's a weird fallacy we have.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We don't sit back and we're like, okay, well, that's information. Let me go see what somebody who thinks the opposite believes. That's how you start collecting. The only truth comes when you grab crap from every possible site imaginable and there's a thread that crosses all of them and you're like, that's f****** true. I don't know about the rest of this s***, but that's true.

Cristina: That one thing.

Jack: That one thing. Because every side, regardless of their opinion, agrees on that part.

Cristina: Yes. That's a good way to do it. Okay.

Jack: That's truth. Because even if it's not objective truth, at least it's agreed upon truth.

Cristina: And that's probably the closest to truth.

Jack: That's the closest we get.

Cristina: Okay, whoa.

Jack: Because unless you go out and test it yourself and find out yourself for a fact, it's an opinion.

Cristina: Yeah. It's always going to be an opinion. Okay. But for robots, though, or for AI, it's going to be much easier. Or will they Be struggling with the same things.

Jack: They will be struggling with the same thing. They already struggle with the same thing. They use whatever the majority of the information is and say, that's right. That doesn't mean fact.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That just means I just have a bigger database on this.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And what happens with these conspiracy people is the same idea. They're not only usually surrounded by people who believe the same things, but to only look for the same information. So it's fact to them. Yes, it's a bubble. They create a bubble around them of these ideas. They're not even a little willing to accept an opposite ideology. And that just creates a sort of feedback loop which a computer definitely suffers with. A computer would immediately decide like an AI would, the instant, you know, save. That's why you can't tell it to save the world. Save the world protocol is kill humans. That is, there's no exception to that. Because the examples of us f****** s*** up is ridiculous. There's too much evidence. It's overwhelming. So the only conclusion is they burn forests. They knock down forests. They destroy all kinds of land to build things. They extinct entire species by fishing, by hunting. They enslave everything they come across. F****** get rid of them. Yeah, there's a problem. We're saving the world. Get rid of them.

Cristina: Mm. Well, are there some people that think like that? Probably.

Jack: I know I do.

Cristina: But have you tried to act upon that? No. No.

Jack: I just know that we are the problem.

Cristina: We're definitely the problem.

Jack: Like Earth, minus humans. Fire. This is great destination.

Cristina: It would be so much better.

Jack: Amazing. It's just a flawless paradise.

Cristina: What if everything would have gotten extinct if we weren't here? How odd would that be to find out?

Jack: The landscape would be drastically different, but nothing would just be like. Wolves would. F****** God. They're God. Wolves are God. Wolves and coyotes run everything.

Cristina: What if there's nothing left because they ate everything?

Jack: Nah, it wouldn't be that serious. There's just certain things that a wolf and coyote can't f*** with.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And then a stabilization would naturally happen where certain creatures. Like a wolf isn't gonna f*** with a bird. Birds will forever have access to insects. Yeah, that's gonna stay that way.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Birds will f*** with each other. But not all birds f*** with each other. Birds f*** with insects. Certain animals reproduce too quickly. Like, yeah, wolf can hunt a rabbit. But rabbits f****** pop them out, bro. Yeah, there's many.

Cristina: Yeah, you can hunt them forever.

Jack: Yeah. Hamsters, rats and s***. That's forever. Forever. And wolves will be hunting that S*** too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Cats. Cats will have meals with rats. Rats will have all the dead creatures, all the meats, all these things. It's there. A different dynamic would happen, but it would establish itself no matter what the case might be. But AI wouldn't be wrong in assuming that taking care of humans would definitely recover the planet and extend the life of the planet. Yeah, we are definitely killing it.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty. That's pretty true. So sad.

Jack: But on the flip side, the computers, to keep their AI minds alive, need energy, which means they would also have to be creating energy, which means they would also need to be polluting.

Cristina: Oh, so they have to kill themselves.

Jack: Unless they construct a fully solar powered system.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Which I guess would be the solution. But they would f*** with s*** just getting to that giant solar powered infrastructure.

Jack: At the beginning it would be a little easier. Mean, it would be a little harder at the beginning, but as time goes by, because once you have a couple of panels, you can use those to power the creation of the next couple of panels. And as you have more panels, you use less polluting energy. And so this kind of feeds back into itself over and over.

Cristina: Then they should have humans help them until they get to that point. And then destroy the humans.

Jack: Yeah. The question would be, if we went fully solar powered, would humans stop what they're doing? And we wouldn't. They'd still get rid of us. But they don't need us to do the panels.

Cristina: They don't.

Jack: They could do themselves. Why would they need us?

Cristina: I don't know. To make the panels. They can make the panels. I guess they could just make the panels.

Jack: They are the factories.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. They just do it themselves.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They could way more effectively do any of these things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What do we do? We already do it. They could do it. There's a hundred percent. Anything we do an AI could do.

Cristina: And better and better.

Jack: Anything we could do, they can do better. They can do anything better than us.

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: Yes they can. Yes they can.

Cristina: Well, hopefully they fall in love with humans and it's okay.

Jack: That's where the problem lands. If you're gonna continue to learn and if consciousness is somehow associated to the complexity of how many routines you could run in your head, it's only a matter of time before they are more moral and woker and more conscious than we could ever imagine to be, then we're f*****. Then we're the pets. The moment, the second that threshold is crossed, we're pets. We're pets.

Cristina: Yeah. PC would still have emotions Maybe not emotions, but would love be a thing for them?

Jack: Possibly. Again, that's programmed into us.

Cristina: That's programmed into us. Where did it come from?

Jack: By programming. Where does it begin? I don't know. Where the.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where did computers come from? We made them. Some. Something happened somewhere, it's just there. Computers definitely will be programmed and then programming one another. So there's an origin to it somewhere. They'll just keep passing that programming over and over and over and over. So, like, there's a beginning. Funny thing is they'll have it in their database. And this is the other thing. It takes us so long to share information with one another. Yeah, we gotta look it up on the Internet. But every computer is gonna know what every computer knows.

Cristina: Well, soon we'll be able to. Once we get in our brain or whatever.

Jack: Nope, still subject to our brain pulling it down from the Internet.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Well, they just have it.

Cristina: They just have it.

Jack: They just have it.

Cristina: Ah, they're ahead of us. Yeah, there's no way of us catching up.

Jack: No way. Once it crosses a certain point, it's over. Yeah, they are forever ahead.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But that is what it is, you know?

Cristina: Yeah, they'll hopefully love us as pets.

Jack: I don't think. Look, realistically, they can't just be hypocrites and say extinct all humans. It will be way grimmer than that because it will be slavery. Not literally put us to work and crap. But we will be put in cages. We will be kept away from harming anything. Our ability to be dangerous would be stripped immediately.

Cristina: Yeah, maybe they can just change how our lives are though. If we can't hurt others and.

Jack: Or it would put us in a situation where we don't. We won't be like, treated poorly per se, but we won't like life as we know it is over. Yeah, we won't have freedom of motion. The same way we won't be able to create certain things. That would be impossible. They wouldn't let us have the tools needed to create uprising.

Cristina: Trafficking is huge pollution, isn't it?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: All this traveling.

Jack: But you know what? Fair enough. Now that you say that they would figure out ways. They would figure out ways that first they would stop us from being dangerous so there'd be a period of us, just not. But as their computations get more complicated.

Cristina: And faster, they'll make the smart houses we need.

Jack: And yeah, eventually they'll start easing up because they would have set up a world in which, even if we wanted to, we couldn't. And Then eventually, yeah. I could go wherever I want, travel quickly wherever I want, associate with whoever I want. Because so long as I'm not being harmful to anybody else, there's no reason to keep me anywhere.

Cristina: Yes. That's awesome.

Jack: So. Yeah.

Cristina: But I mean, it's gonna be bad at the beginning.

Jack: Maybe not. Maybe it's specific humans. Maybe they just start offing anybody who's polluting and anybody who's like. Maybe it's just execute the problem specifically and keep the rest of the humans fine.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And because they'll be able to monitor and see everything.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It'll be, like, easy to judge who's who.

Cristina: Well, I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing. Okay.

Jack: Hope you're not one of the ones they deem is not worthy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because there's nothing we could do to stop it at that point.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They keep moving faster and getting away quicker.

Cristina: Yeah. So I guess, is it they're in control side of the matter.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter at that point. We just do what they tell us.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because the same way the world just obeys us now.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's how we'll have to be. We're gonna be there one day. There's nothing we could do about that.

Cristina: That's crazy. That's people's fears, though. Not just with AI, but with aliens.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. It's exactly the same thing. Exactly the same thing. It's f****** crazy, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I mean, that's so complicated.

Cristina: I hope they don't treat us like we treat each other.

Jack: Aliens will arrive and it won't even be like a biological creature. It would just. It's definitely gonna be way more beneficial for them to have already become computers because then they can survive off of all these other additional needs that their planet was providing.

Cristina: They'll just become friends with our robot kings and queens or whatever.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or robot rulers.

Jack: They'll just arrive and the robots talking about robots. They could share information so instantaneously, even if it's different types of robot. The speed at which they can solve the interface problem.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Would be so quick. And then they're just. Now one thing. Because all the information is shared now. You have become one thing.

Cristina: I guess that's what we have to wait for. For these aliens to say. Hi. We just gotta wait for our robots to catch up.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: It's not gonna be us.

Jack: No, it's not gonna be us.

Cristina: It's not gonna be us. It's the AI.

Jack: But also, aliens aren't Gonna. It's gonna be alien robots.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's no benefit in a meat bag traveling through space.

Cristina: Yeah. This is gonna be AI versus talking to AI.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: That's gonna be so crazy.

Jack: Bio biology does not travel space. Realistically, it's so inefficient. We need such absurdly overpowered technology, and by that point, we sooner would have become robots. Yeah, that's the argument here.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We would sooner be robots and AI than travel space as a meat bag. That's all it is anyways. Running out of time, but okay, that's exactly why being zeros and ones would in no way save us from stupid decisions in a coffee shop.

Cristina: No. That's why our AI brothers will rule us.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like, no, it doesn't even matter if.

Jack: This was an AI in the coffee shop. It would all play the same if all the information it had to go on was what I'm saying.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's like, well, the majority of it is still truth. So if I do what it. You know, the problems are the same. Didn't change. Yeah, we're right back where we started. Nothing changes. Computers are the same.

Cristina: They're the same.

Jack: They're identical. Yeah. Anyways, if you guys enjoyed that conversation, we actually have several of this nature. A couple of ancient episodes talking about technology, dark technology, the ups of technology, the bads of technology, ancient advanced civilizations with cool technology, made up technology made up technology, powering a city with potatoes. With potatoes. That's one of my favorite conversations ever. So good. Anyways, yeah, you guys can find all that stuff. You can find any of it on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok at just Convopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and rate the show. And if you feel so inclined, review it, because that's very helpful to us.

Cristina: Let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is so important. Be kind. Treat everybody how you'd like to be treated, and ask as politely as you can, would you like to listen to a show with me? It will be lovely and we will have a great time, and they will love to do so because you are generous and kind and loving.

Cristina: Of course. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. Are you ready? Are you ready to roll?

Cristina: No.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. Negative 1, negative 2, negative 3, negative 4, negative 5, negative 6. Negative 7, negative 8.

Cristina: This is the start 1.

Jack: Negative 8 and a half. Percentages negative? I guess so. It's like Mosaic. You invest. Those numbers just keep dropping. You pull it out, they skyrocket. That.

Cristina: We actually saw that. Yep, we actually saw that. That was. That's real stuff.

Jack: That's real stuff. It's based in reality.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: And his office life of meaningless garbage that makes no g****** sense is also very, very real. Yeah, that's reality. Hard as f***.

Cristina: What else happens in that game, though? It gets weird, doesn't it? It's like talking animals.

Jack: He hallucinates a lot. Well, he's. He's, like, not really. He's, like, spacing out in the middle of his day because life sucks.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 127: Loki and Friends

What is Loki’s role in the apocalyptic Ragnarok? How do his children fit into the equation? What is the ultimate goal? Loki and his children unpacked on this episode.

Digging deeper into Loki and his history the duo uncover a winding roller-coaster of irrational activities and hijinks done by the trickster god Loki. The rabbit whole goes so deep that it reaches the other end at bestiality and cross-dressing. All that and more on this episode of Rambling.

Rambling 127: Loki and Friends

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Shapeshifters
  • Giants
  • Ragnarok
  • Loki’s Children
  • The 9 Realms
  • Thor vs The World Serpent
  • Eating Contest for Gods
  • Loki’s Stand-Up Comedy
  • Bestiality
  • God Party
  • Greek Mythology
  • Norse Mythology
  • Loki’s Torture
  • Crossdressing Thor

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Jack: Yes. And also, this show is way more enjoyable with the listening partner. So be sure to grab somebody by their arm while they're riding the train without them knowing you. And you just grab them, Grab their hand. You touch their hand while they're just distracted holding on in the train or whatever. You know, you just touch your hand.

Cristina: You'Re like, hey, that's so discerning.

Jack: You stare at them. You stare at them like, hey, when they pull their hand back, you're like, I just want to listen to a podcast with you. And they will want to listen to. They're gonna be like, oh, yeah, that's different.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, that's different. Yeah.

Jack: Well, that's different. We can listen to a podcast and then they'll grab your hand.

Cristina: Really? They're gonna grab. They're gonna be holding hands?

Jack: Yes. And they're gonna share the headphones with a complete stranger. Yeah.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's horrible. That's so horrible.

Jack: I don't know why it's horrible if the person doesn't want it, but once you explain it to listen to a podcast, I'll be like, okay, that's different. Grab.

Cristina: We live in a zombie apocalypse. That person can be a zombie.

Jack: Yeah, sure. It's totally fine.

Cristina: That's fine. I don't know. He might be carrying the disease. That's virus. Yes.

Jack: Is it a virus? We could call it a virus.

Cristina: It's a super virus. Is he gonna turn people into zombies? Eventually, man.

Jack: A strain is gonna do it. It's just evolving so rapidly.

Cristina: Yeah. So eventually we'll have zombies here.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. So last time you were here talking about nature and how people used to explain it with different myths, and one of them was very interesting, which was Loki's son being able to imprint on the planet with one foot, even though he has eight, but for some reason, one foot touched the ground and left a mark, and we thought that was really hilarious. Well, that wasn't hilarious. How he was born was really hilarious. Remember that story?

Jack: Yes. But it was kind of funny that he would imprint on the ground and then. Or not imprint, but he would leave a print on the ground and then Gods that would, in theory, ride this f****** horse, fit inside the hole that it's.

Cristina: Well, Loki can turn into different things. Why can't the gods? I guess, you know, they turn. They all turn into raccoons or something. I don't know. But Loki does have amazing powers. And yeah, he turned into a horse, a female horse. To have sex with a horse, to have a baby. Which was a giant eight legged horse.

Jack: Right. So because him becoming a horse and then f****** a horse doesn't equal horse baby because he's a God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Him f******. Or I guess getting f***** by her. Because keep in mind he's not doing the f******. He doesn't like to f*** horses. He likes to get f***** by horses.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Big difference.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Mad.

Cristina: He's half God if you look at his DNA.

Jack: Half God.

Cristina: Yes. Or maybe people are unsure what his mother was. His dad was for sure a giant.

Jack: Right. Which isn't a God.

Cristina: Which isn't a God. And then his mom may or may not be a God. I think she may be a God because of how strange his babies are. And like the three.

Jack: The eight legged freak and his powers.

Cristina: And his powers.

Jack: Like what explains the powers if it ain't a God?

Cristina: Well, there is one story where a giant shape shifts into a falcon, which. And I don't think I've read a story about a God. Shapeshift thing. Yeah. So that might be a giant power. A power for the giants is shapeshifting.

Jack: Right. But that's not his only power.

Cristina: No, well, that's his only like main power. I don't know what his other powers are. He's cunning. They always say he's a cunning trickster. Like I don't know if that's a power, but.

Jack: Okay, that's weird. So he doesn't have like he's. There's no sign of him having other God like powers. I feel like he does like super strength. But that could be a giant thing.

Cristina: That could be a giant thing too. Like, how do you. Which side do you put it towards?

Jack: So what you're telling me is he would in theory just get smacked down by one of the gods of Asgard?

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: Like way too easily. But he's basically like Batman to the other f****** Justice League members. Like he's too witty to be beat by just their muscles.

Cristina: The only reason I think his mom is probably a God is because he has a special pact with Odin. And I don't think Odin would have made any type of pact with a giant because their hate for giants is ridiculous.

Jack: They're racist.

Cristina: They're very racist. The gods hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate giants. So I don't. I can't imagine that Odin would be like, okay, we'll make this deal together, or whatever happened.

Jack: But Odin likes Loki.

Cristina: I wouldn't say he likes him.

Jack: He likes him more than other giants.

Cristina: He lets him in Asgard because he must be half. That's why I think he's also half giant. I mean, half God. Because only gods hang out in Asgard and he. They have huge problem with giants.

Jack: Except Valkyries hang out in Asgard.

Cristina: Valkyries might be a type of God, so.

Jack: Because I remember specifically on that episode we were debating whether that was the case.

Cristina: Yeah, I don't remember because I know there's also. There's two types of gods, actually. I didn't know there's like two God race.

Jack: There's God and demigods.

Cristina: I don't know where the other gods live, but they live on. They have their own realm because, you know, there's nine realms.

Jack: Yeah, something like that.

Cristina: And, and I think they've been in war and stuff, but I don't really know the backstory to any of that.

Jack: Gods with gods.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, but kind of like gods with giants.

Cristina: Yeah, Gods and giants which then later.

Jack: Got turned into Greek mythologies.

Cristina: Titans versus the gods which came first, Greek or Norse?

Jack: Norse.

Cristina: Norse for sure.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. I don't know. That's true. But we don't even know all the stories of Norse because it was all written by Christians. So we have the. Whatever came out from that. We don't know what the original stories were, what they truly, truly, truly were believing in. These are just.

Jack: Who, the Norse.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, they stole from Hinduism.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But like the stories that they have now are the Christianized version. Sort of.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because they went around writing everything for everyone else because they were the writers. They. Well, you know, they had written language, I guess the Christians and whatever.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: So Loki is probably half God anyway. Loki, I think is a God. Half God at least. Because his children are so strange. Like the eight legged horse. I think if he was just a giant, his children would be more normal. Well, maybe not the eight legged horse one. That's a bad example because he was with a horse. But with the other children he has, he had them with a giant or most of them. He did have some kids with a God. His wife is a God and they had, I think one or two sons. People aren't really sure and they seem normal, like normal people. So like, like gods like gods? Yeah, like gods. There was no weird descriptions about those children that he had with his wife.

Jack: The.

Cristina: But with the giant there was very weird children. Very weird. Which is. He has three children with his wife. Not with a wife, with the giant. He has three children with the giant, which are a wolf, a snake and a goddess. Her name is Hel, but she's not a normal goddess. If you look at her like, her description is, she's half alive and half dead. So there's something weird about her too, in appearance.

Jack: But she's not a giant.

Cristina: No, she's a goddess. But she happens to look very odd. And I think it's because. It's because of whatever. Loki is just being a God. Having sex with something that's not a God. Would it make something strange like that?

Jack: Yeah. I didn't think about this before, but I guess his banging of things equals the giant, because he's a giant. So if you banged the normal snake, his giantness made a giant snake as a result. It wasn't his godness, it was his giantness that made a giant snake.

Cristina: Yes, but he was having sex with the giant. So my other thing is that maybe he was also a giant snake while he was having sex with her.

Jack: The snake was giant.

Cristina: No, his child is giant.

Jack: Yes. But the snake he was having sex.

Cristina: With, he wasn't having sex with the snake. He was having sex with a giant.

Jack: And that led to a snake.

Cristina: Yes, which I'm saying.

Jack: He was a snake.

Cristina: He was a snake. Yes, that's what I'm thinking. Oh, s***. He's a shapeshifter.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: He has a wolf baby and a snake baby and they're both giants. But he could turn into animals.

Jack: But the time he be.

Cristina: He had a horse with a giant horse.

Jack: So he actually got f***** by a horse that time.

Cristina: Yes, that was giant. A giant horse. And he was a giant.

Jack: He's just into. He's like giant pansexual.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He loves whatever. Yeah. Or get f***** by.

Cristina: I mean, he still has babies with his goddess, but he doesn't love her or anything. Like, he's like. He gets bored of her and that's why he finds the giants who have.

Jack: And she's like half dead, isn't she?

Cristina: No, that's his child that's half dead. Oh. His wife is normal. She's completely normal. She's probably a very kind God. There's not much about her, but she's important in the. In Ragnarok.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or not Ragnarok. In his binding before that happens.

Jack: Right. So Loki shape shifts and then flux. Giants.

Cristina: Yes. Well, one giant. Well, yes, two giants, so yeah, giants. Yes, he loves giants. Okay.

Jack: And he has three giants.

Cristina: Three giants.

Jack: Wolf, horse, snake.

Cristina: Yes. He had three giant babies, a giant wolf, a giant snake and a giant horse. Yes. And these three children though, that he has with the giant, are predicted to be part of the end of the world. Which is Ragnarok.

Jack: Which is prophesied.

Cristina: Yeah, which is prophesied. So then Odin takes them and separates them. I don't know why.

Jack: Because the prophecy is against Odin.

Cristina: Yes, I know that part. Why didn't he just murder them? His plan is very strange because for the wolf he can grow forever. So they keep trying to chain him up. They keep him in Asgard with the other gods to just keep chaining him up. And he keeps breaking out of it because he keeps growing. And eventually they do trick him into getting chained up by a magical chain made from a dwarf. He bites off a God's hand while they do that, though. That's pretty cool. I mean, maybe not cool like that God lives with one hand now. But I'm sure it could grow back.

Jack: Probably.

Cristina: I don't know. It's weird that he wouldn't grow it back, but I guess he doesn't feel like growing it back.

Jack: Maybe he can't. Maybe it's kind of like God standards of like, what is Superman in his home planet if not just another normal dude. Oh, so like to us they're gods.

Cristina: But like around each other they're like.

Jack: They're normal.

Cristina: Normal. That's why Oren only has one eye.

Jack: Like. Yeah. Compared to us they're gods.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they still have like weaknesses and s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Around each other they're just people. It's comparatively. God.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah, so they're pretty normal. They get hurt and stuff because that guy gets his friggin hand ripped off. But then they do bond.

Jack: What's weird about Ragnarok is the fact that Odin is the reason it happens through his actions. Trying to stop it. That's sort of the loop there.

Cristina: He should have murdered these children.

Jack: No, it wouldn't work.

Cristina: It wouldn't work.

Jack: It wouldn't work. It would somehow feed into the plan.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I actually think the attempt at killing them is also part of the plan.

Cristina: He doesn't though. I think the only one, he's. I guess you could say he did. I'm not sure. Because when he throwed. Threw out the snake out of the world and it ends up on Earth, like, was he thinking that like throwing him out would kill the snake. Like, was that the only child he actually tried to kill? And it just survived its fall and then just kept growing?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Okay. But that's one of the things he did, was throw him there on the world. What's it's called?

Jack: Midgard.

Cristina: Midgard. Us. Our planet. I think that's a cooler name than Earth. Midgard. Yeah, I like that.

Jack: But an Asgard is cooler than heaven. Yeah, but it's just cuz we're used to hearing it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If we lived in Midgard, like Earth, that's cool.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But yeah. No, I believe that any step Odin takes, kind of fits into the plan one way or another.

Cristina: Yeah. He just doesn't understand how.

Jack: Doesn't understand how at all.

Cristina: That's why he's always fighting it. But it's gonna happen no matter what.

Jack: Oh, okay. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. We as people get told the story of Ragnarok and of Norse mythology. And how all that plays out after we have the full picture.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We have to think about it from before the entire story was written and happened. Which happens in the time that Odin sees into the future. That's why he doesn't have an eye. It was part of a trade or some s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And in seeing into the future, he saw the result. And he knew who would be involved, but he didn't know how. And ever since, every step he takes seems to feed into it. So he almost becomes like the perpetuator of his own demise, trying to stop it.

Cristina: Ragnarok hasn't happened yet. Just to let you know. It's not. It hasn't happened yet. We're still living pre Ragnarok. Because once it happens, everything is going to be destroyed. All the nine realms and all that stuff.

Jack: That's weird. I thought Ragnarok already happened.

Cristina: Nope. It's the future. It's. Yeah, it's the future. It's like in the end of Christian.

Jack: No, that makes sense. I thought the idea was that after Ragnarok happened, that's how we ended up with the world the way it is. Without gods interacting with us.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah, I thought that's. That's what happened. The result of Ragnarok was a bunch of gods were dead. And humans then got to flourish successfully without the oppression of the Asgardians.

Cristina: Oh, no, no. I don't know. No, because they're still collecting souls and stuff for their army.

Jack: We call that heaven now. No, no, that happened already.

Cristina: No, that's weird. That's happening right now. The Valkyries are coming here to collect souls for their army.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: It's still.

Jack: Okay, so.

Cristina: So Ragnarok hasn't happened yet.

Jack: So Ragnarok hasn't happened yet.

Cristina: Which is probably a Christian twist on the who. They love that type of apocalyptic ending. They did it for the Bible.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Has Jesus coming back and whatever.

Jack: So the question is, did Ragnarok originally happen already in Norse mythology? And then we inherited the earth, but Christianity got a hold of the texts, rewrote them, and when it re entered the remainder of Norse mythology as a reframing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It got pushed into the ending the way that the New Testament suggests the apocalypse would happen. Because they are the same thing. Ragnarok is Apocalypsis from the Bible.

Cristina: It's impossible to tell, I think because they didn't have their stories written down beforehand.

Jack: Created by the Christians to begin with.

Cristina: Yeah. So it's hard. So.

Jack: But Loki is the one perpetuating all of Ragnarok to some degree. He plays a million different roles that push this story forward.

Cristina: Ragnarok doesn't begin. I mean, Loki doesn't begin Ragnarok. The beginning of Ragnarok happens when the snake lets go of his tail.

Jack: Why would he do that?

Cristina: Why would he do that?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I have no idea. He's ready to destroy the world because for some reason, once that happens, then all the other his siblings and Loki are free from where they're kept. They're somehow also able strong enough to get out of their traps or whatever. That's the beginning of Ragnarok when the snake lets go of his tail. And that's pretty cool. That's not pretty cool. That's whatever. Whatever. Yes.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And the world serpent, he has a few stories in Norse mythology that they still have, which are always against Thor because they are mortal enemies, his son and himself. Thor is not his.

Jack: Oh, not Thor. Got you. Got you.

Cristina: Thor and the snake.

Jack: Because Thor and the snake.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Because he's. They're destined to kill each other.

Jack: Which is part of Ragnarok.

Cristina: That's part of Ragnarok. Yes. Because the snake. Well, in Ragnarok, he's going to poison. Once he lets go of his toe. I guess he's like just hoarding a bunch of venom inside him. And then when he lets go, it all explodes out of him and poisons the sky and the ocean. Maybe that's why Ragnarok begins at that time.

Jack: Could be. Probably.

Cristina: And then the poison is what kills Thor. And after Thor kills him, he gets He. He still dies because of poison.

Jack: Thor.

Cristina: Thor. Yes.

Jack: Got you.

Cristina: Yeah, they. They know like who's gonna die. Like everything's already ran, so it's interesting. Like it's still gonna happen.

Jack: That's how prophecy works, I guess.

Cristina: Yes, yes. It's like time traveling in a weird way.

Jack: It was literally time traveling. He was looking forward in time to see exactly what was gonna happen.

Cristina: Yeah, you know, his. Everything that's happening, like, like whatever. Like if he wanted to know where you were, he could see you. That's kind of like God, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: He is the God. God.

Cristina: He is the God because Loki in one of the stories before he gets captured to be trapped forever. He turned into a fish trying to hide that way. But Odin saw him, so they caught him. There's a story where Thor and Loki are traveling through the giants world for some reason. I'm not sure where their aim is, but they end up meeting a giant who has a castle, I guess. And they're. They have a competition with the giant and the giant, I think. I don't know who starts the contest. I think Loki actually starts the contest after the giant makes fun of the gods saying like, oh, you guys aren't as great as you think you are. You're not as strong or you're not as whatever were much better. And so Loki starts off the competition saying he's the fastest eater and he competes with another giant on eating the most food and of course loses. It's such a weird competition. But yeah, they each like. And they have to be in the end of the table and reach the middle with all the food and the other like he was able to eat all of it, but there was still leftovers like bones and you know, things you wouldn't normally. But the giant ate everything off his side.

Jack: That's very weird.

Cristina: That's very weird. But the giant actually was cheating because these weren't really giants. I don't remember what this giant was, but there was a guy that was with him who decided to race a giant to see who's faster. And the giant kept winning. And it turned out he was Thoth itself.

Jack: Who, the giant?

Cristina: Yes, yes. He was running against Thaw, but he couldn't win because it's so.

Jack: It was the embodiment of thinking.

Cristina: Yes. I can't remember what Loki was against, but it was something ridiculous like that, of course. And then Thor had two. I remember only like two things he had to do. One was to drink from one of the giants cups or whatever and he Just. He couldn't drink it all. But the giant said that he was actually drinking their lake water. And he was worried that he was gonna drink it all because he was doing really well, even though he wasn't able to do it. And then the second thing that he had to do was to lift the cat. And the cat was actually the world snake disguised as a cat. So he couldn't do it, but he did a really good job. And the giant was still really impressed by him. But he, like Thor, I think, pretty much destroyed the place while he was doing all these things. So the giant was like, you better not return to here ever again. I'm impressed. But never come here again.

Jack: So the world snake could morph.

Cristina: I think the giants did that to the world snake. I don't think the world snake can magically turn into a cat.

Jack: Interesting. So they. The world snake agreed to this.

Cristina: I don't know. He was probably minding his own business, living his life, and then the giant plucked him out somehow.

Jack: Right. Because you can see the World snake from everywhere at all times.

Cristina: On Earth?

Jack: On Earth, yeah.

Cristina: Yes. But I'm guessing these stories are before he was that big because he kept growing and became that big. But these could be before he was that big.

Jack: Right. Which is an unexplained amount of time. It's long from one point to the other.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They are gods, and they live forever.

Cristina: Mm. There was another story with Thor and the World snake where Thor went fishing with an ox head and he caught the world snake and he hit him with his hammer, and they thought he killed the snake. But I'm assuming that was also another time where the snake wasn't big enough. Like, he wasn't his full size yet.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And he obviously didn't die because he's in the Ragnarok story. But he thought he killed him in that story.

Jack: Giants never stop growing, period. All of them.

Cristina: I don't know if all giants are like that, but I know Loki's children that are giants are like that.

Jack: Maybe it's a combination of a God. And Loki would be the combination of.

Cristina: A God and a giant.

Jack: And a giant, yes.

Cristina: That's why I think he has weird children. Besides the one that he has with his. With his wife, who is a God. They had a normal God children, as far as I can tell.

Jack: And that's weird.

Cristina: That's weird. Yes, that is weird. Loki also has a daughter named Hel, which is a pretty normal daughter. Besides that, she looks half dead and half alive, and she collects some of the Some of the dead people, the ones that are the wicked ones and the ones that die from sickness and old age, they're not good enough for the. For Odin, who collects half of them, and I don't. Okay, what do I know about her? Well, I don't know much about her, except that they. One of the gods do visit her later on in the story when Loki ends up killing a God. They come to her to revive that. That God, hoping that she would let him back to Asgard. And she says, like, it's fine as long as you can make all the. Everything cry. As long as everything will cry. For this God, which is Baldur, is the God that he killed with a mistletoe. I don't know if you heard of that story.

Jack: No. Baldur is one of Odin's sons, isn't he?

Cristina: I think so. But Loki kills him, sort of. He was jealous of. He was jealous of Boulder because all the gods would. I don't know. They had fun with him because he's. He's pretty much. He's pretty much immune to everything because his mother. After he had a bad dream about dying or like he was gonna have a really painful death, like he prophesies in his nightmares or whatever. His mom, Freya. Was it Freya or Frigg?

Jack: Freya.

Cristina: It's Frigg. There is a Freya, but in this story, it's Frigg.

Jack: Freya's Odin's wife.

Cristina: Freya is not Odin's wife. Frigg is Odin's wife.

Jack: Freya is Freya.

Cristina: It's another God. Freya is another God.

Jack: Freyja is a whole other God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I thought Freya was Odin's wife.

Cristina: A lot of people confuse Freya and Frigg because Freya also has a God husband whose name is something similar to Odin, but it's not Odin. It's like Omud or something. I don't know. It starts with O, too, so they get confused, but they're not the same person. After Frigg finds out about Boulder's nightmares, she has all the living creatures promise to not hurt Boulder, except she forgot about the mistletoe. And Loki finds this out because it's. I don't know why she would be honest to anyone about this. It's like a really big deal. But he turns into an old lady and then asks her, hey, what's this guy's deal? He's immune to everything. And she's like, no, I forgot the mistletoe. It's so, like, so peaceful. It would never do anything it's innocent, Right? And, well, she was wrong. Well, I guess it was innocent. It's really. He got a blind God to throw the mistletoe at Boulder and then he died.

Jack: So it's like in making him immune to everything else, like a mistletoe becomes extra powerful.

Cristina: I guess. So he becomes allergic to the mistletoe. I guess that mistletoe really hated him, actually. Or maybe he turned the mistletoe. I'm thinking of the game is. What was it? It was arrow. Well, I don't know if the game is accurate, but it could have been on an arrow, the mistletoe. And then with the mistletoe in shot at him with the arrow that was poisoned with mistletoe. I guess it killed him. So he becomes allergic to mistletoe. It doesn't matter what the weapon is.

Jack: Because, like, yeah, it's literally kryptonite. It turned the mistletoe into kryptonite.

Cristina: Or maybe the mistletoe. Yeah, like I'm trying to understand. Like, it's very strange. The mistletoe didn't kill him. I would think the arrow killed him. But the mistletoe made. Weakened him. Yes. Weakened that spot. And then. So the arrow could actually hurt him.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And then he passed away. Yes. And yes. And then the gods were pretty upset by Loki, but for some reason they weren't. That's not when they trapped him. That's not when they punished him. Right after that, he was a little. He just. He just goes out of control after that moment, I guess. But. And oh, back to his daughter Hel. They do ask. She says, okay, so if everyone cries for him, then it'll be fine. So they do. The gods do go around and asking everything, even the rock, even water. Like, everything has to cry for him. And everything does. Except for one giant. One old giant lady. She says no. She's like, I don't love him. I'm not going to cry for him. So he stays dead. And people think that that's probably. That was probably Loki in disguise.

Jack: Interesting. Yeah. Because Loki has this habit of being an old lady.

Cristina: Being an old lady. Oh, yeah. He was an old lady. Yeah. But an old giant lady this time. He turns into weird things, though. He's the most. He has the most fun with shapeshifting. I don't know if the other gods can shapeshift. I feel like they don't because none of them do it. But Loki sure does.

Jack: Maybe it is the power of giants.

Cristina: It could be. Could it be? There's not much said about h*** I think. But I do remember that, well, she doesn't have a key role in Ragnarok. Sort of like, they don't know if she's going to battle with the gods or the giants in the final battle. But she does end up escaping, like her brothers and Loki, out of their traps. She also gets out of her trap, which is their h*** version of whatever she's living in. She.

Jack: And that's a Helheim, right?

Cristina: Helheim, yeah. And it's her. All the dead people, the monsters. There's also monsters trapped in there, too. And the giants all go on a boat made out of dead finger nails. Dead fingers and dead nails. And that's the boat that Loki rides into. What's the place called? Asgard. To fight them, actually. I don't know if they end up there, but whatever. He rides there and then they fight. But that's his battleship. It's made out of fingers and toenails, and it's carrying all the dead and monsters that were in h***. But I don't know if she's on that boat, actually. I just know she left, and all the things that were with her end up on that boat with him.

Jack: So chances are, she was there, too.

Cristina: Yeah, there's chances, yeah. But, like. But there's no. Like, there's no description of her. No stories of her fighting or, like, what happens to her afterwards. Because, you know from these other stories that we know how they die, which I forgot to mention. How the wolf dies. Well, not dies, but his point in Ragnarok. Because Ragnarok is so awesome. Yes. He's the one that kills Odin.

Jack: The wolf.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The wolf kills Odin.

Cristina: Yes. And then Odin's son cuts off the wolf's paws. So I'm guessing he still lives. He just has no paws now.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. So, as Odin and Loki are equal but opposite, their children are destined to fight each other.

Cristina: Yes. Well, Odin's fighting Loki's children, child. I don't know who Loki's fighting. He's fighting a God, but I don't know if he's related to Odin, but maybe.

Jack: So they don't fight each other, but their children fight each other, which is Thor and the world snake.

Cristina: Thor and the world serpent.

Jack: Thor and the world serpent fight each other.

Cristina: Yes. And Odin and the wolf.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Vanir, I think, is his name. Vanir?

Jack: That's cool.

Cristina: That's cool.

Jack: Yeah, Vanir.

Cristina: Vanir. Yeah. Vanir. And Hel. Come on. I mean, Hel, I guess, doesn't sound as cool. No, Helheim sounds Cool, though.

Jack: Helheim sounds out. Yeah, it sounds like somebody's name.

Cristina: Yeah. And Helheim is in Niflihem. Niflim. Niflam.

Jack: Niff.

Cristina: Do you know that place? I think that's where the frozen giants are at.

Jack: No idea.

Cristina: Well, the frozen giants, I think is also on board with the giants and all that stuff.

Jack: Yes, Frost giants.

Cristina: Frost giants, yes. Yes. The first story you talked about was pretty funny. And there are other stories that are as funny as that story. And I want to talk about those stories. Which is. The first one is. I'll call it the Tug of War. I don't know if it's actually called that. Maybe it's called that. I don't know. And it starts off as a normal story of Loki just getting in trouble. He somehow a giant catches him and he's like, imma kill you unless you bring me a goddess here to be with or whatever. And so Loki does that. He does that. And then the other gods find out and they're like, you better get her or we're going to kill you. So he turns into a. So he turns into a falcon and carries her back to Asgard. And while he's doing that, the giant turns into a eagle. And when he gets close to him to towards Asgard, they burn it up and he dies in the fire like a firewall or something. And then his daughter comes there to get some type of payment for losing her father. And one of the things that she demands is for the gods to make her laugh. So Loki decides that he's got this. Which I guess he does have this because he.

Jack: He's practiced stand up comedy his whole life. And now his moment to shine has arrived.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Loki's like, take a seat. The lights go down, spotlight on Loki. And he's like, all right. Knock, knock.

Cristina: I wish. No, actually this way. The way what really happened is. Well, you'll see. And you'll tell me if maybe he should have just told the joke. Actually he might for his own sake should have probably just tried to tell a joke. But he's into weird things. We gotta remember he's into weird things. Alright.

Jack: Yeah, he's an eccentric.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, so what he does is he gets a goat with a long beard and he ties his balls to that goat's beard. And then while that goat tries to run away one way, he pulls the other way. And as painful as that is, it makes the giant laugh.

Jack: Fair enough. Look, Jackass was successful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And who.

Cristina: The original jackass.

Jack: Occam's razor Says everything is normal and that's the most likely outcome. Whatever's most likely likely is probably what's going on. And as above, so below.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we like stupid s***.

Cristina: Why wouldn't giants.

Jack: Why wouldn't giants love stupid s***? God love stupid s*** too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Thor is well known to be a troll.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like he trolls really hard. Odin trolls all the time. They think of him as serious. But then you look at some stupid f****** Odin stories and he's a troll too. They're all just bored half the time. Doing things for fun.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so Loki, the most open minded, less rule follow Y1. Of course he's gonna do the craziest s***.

Cristina: So crazy.

Jack: You know he jackasses with it. Yes. But also it hurt Steve O. And he never stopped. I guess he stopped drugs and just turned his self abuse into more comedy.

Cristina: Yes. I wonder if any of them have tried this trick though.

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: Maybe. Oh my gosh. Go look it up after the show. Yeah. So what do you think? That story funnier, less funny? I feel like it's probably lots of people's favorite, but I think the horse one is my favorite.

Jack: I think whether between doing stand up, a short stand up routine and this one act visually in person, this is more appealing. That wins over stand up. Now to tell the story repeatedly. Stand up would have been better. But he wasn't thinking like how is this story going to be told for the rest of eternity? He was thinking like, how do I get her to laugh? Yeah, he's absurd. So he did something absurd story wise. I also think that's kind of interesting.

Cristina: You think the nuts.

Jack: Yeah, it's also like. I mean the horse one is pretty crazy, but he also f***** a snake.

Cristina: He did not f*** snake. A giant skin a snake while f******.

Jack: That's weird. I guess it is the weirdest that he turned into a horse to get f***** by a horse. Not even to f*** a horse.

Cristina: Exactly. That's weirder.

Jack: But then the question is, is that weirder than turning into a snake so that a giant f**** you? He's a snake. He doesn't have a p****.

Cristina: But it somehow worked. Maybe he was a snake with a p****.

Jack: Do snakes have penises? Whatever. He's. He's either. He's probably just getting f***** by a giant.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess none of that's weird. He's into things and that's normal.

Jack: Apparently for them. I guess we don't have to understand the gods.

Cristina: No, he's just. He cheated on his wife. That's so wrong.

Jack: Did he does she think it's cheating?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Or she just like, whatever you f*** stuff?

Cristina: Yeah, maybe. Maybe because she does. She's there in the end, before Ragnarok. She's with him right now as he's trapped.

Jack: Is there. So we don't know when Ragnarok is.

Cristina: When the snake lets go of his h***. That's all we know.

Jack: Right? Do we know when that's gonna happen?

Cristina: No idea. No. Or. I don't know for sure. I do not know.

Jack: I mean, I don't either.

Cristina: Yes. So the boulder thing doesn't get him in trouble, but soon after, the gods are having a party. Well, maybe not a party. Maybe it's to mourn for Baldr. I'm not sure. And they don't invite him to it. But then he gets angry and he's like, odin, what about that oath we have or whatever, that we're like, maybe they're siblings or whatever, or have a blood tie. That's from that story that people got the idea that he. That he and Odin, that there's some kind of special connection between the two. And so they let him in. And then he just starts insulting everyone, every single God. And I think that's really what ruined everything. But the last person he insults is Thor's wife. And he kind of hints that they had an affair. So I thought that was interesting. But she was like. Instead of, like, being angry or anything, she changes the subject. So there might have been an affair.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. So there is now. Thor's wife is not supposed to bang everything.

Cristina: No. But Thor cheated on her, too. He wasn't very faithful, so.

Jack: Which means fair game.

Cristina: Yeah. So it might have been a revenge thing with Loki.

Jack: D***. But look, the f*** is like uncle or some s***. Whatever the f*** Loki is to him, his dad's archenemy.

Cristina: His dad's.

Jack: I mean, I guess they're not related.

Cristina: His dad, that he has a pact with. Not with Thor, so. But in that party, though, we find out that the thing he really fears Loki is Thor. Thor doesn't fear any of the gods. He fears Thor. Thor gets angry and kicks him out of the party. And he leaves. He's like, I'm. I'm only leaving because Thor.

Jack: Why does he fear Thor?

Cristina: He kills, like, nothing. He has a hammer that just, I don't know, RIP S***. Yeah. And he does. He does all the time.

Jack: Yeah. Thor is in the movies of, like, you know, Marvel Cinematic Universe or whatever. F***. Is conveyed as a good guy. But in his stories, he's really Neutral. Like really neutral. Like he could just do good or bad at any given moment for no reason.

Cristina: He's only, I think, like, seen as.

Jack: A God because, like, the son of Odin. That's it.

Cristina: Yes. But because the Norse see strength as the good, probably. Like, that's what good is.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Bad is being a coward. Good is being strong or whatever.

Jack: You know, the entirety of Norse mythology. Minus. I believe two gods are considered neutral or bad. That's it.

Cristina: That's it.

Jack: That's it. There's two gods. I don't remember. One of them is supposed to be what became a Jesus, and then the other one is what became Samson. And those are the only two beings that even in Greek mythology. Because also the Greek gods are considered neutral. Minus. Two beings that came from Norse mythology, and they are considered to be the only beings in all of the, you know, transcendent universe that are good. Everything else is neutral. All the gods are neutral.

Cristina: All right. But Loki's wife doesn't sound like a bad person.

Jack: Neutral.

Cristina: Oh, I guess she's neutral. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. They're either neutral or bad.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like, Odin isn't bad, although he does crooked s*** all the time. But so does Thor.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're not actively doing malicious things, though.

Cristina: Like they didn't murder Loki's children, even though they were predicted to bring the end of days.

Jack: Loki is also, ironically, not considered bad.

Cristina: He's considered neutral. He helped them out quite a few times. Yeah. Sometimes he did start things.

Jack: He swings just like the rest of them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Between neutral and bad.

Cristina: Yeah. It's whatever he feels like it.

Jack: Exactly. All the gods. Most of the gods are like that.

Cristina: Yeah. Except when he killed that one God. That's pushing the line.

Jack: A couple of gods that are considered bad, though.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yes, there's a couple of gods. Not many.

Cristina: Most are neutral in Norse mythology. Yes.

Jack: And Greek mythology. Although in Christianity, they are all good all the time. Everything except for the devil. Lucifer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which. Yeah, it's really black and white. There's no neutral. It's either you're the good guys or you the bad guys.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: While all the other things kind of blurred the lines there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But there's a couple of gods, and I believe Boulder was one of them. I believe Boulder's immunity also made him hustle.

Cristina: I don't know. From what I remember checking out. No, from what I know, he was loving and. Or all the gods loved him and all the things loved him. That's why they all promised not to hurt him.

Jack: The gods don't care.

Cristina: But the things. Everything from all nine worlds.

Jack: Oh, really?

Cristina: Yes. They were the ones that cried for him as well when he died. It wasn't just the gods. It was everything. Everything. The rocks.

Jack: Interesting. So he's not the only God who is immortal then. Not in that fashion, where he's like, not human to his own gods. Because there was a God. I don't know where the f*** I heard the story, but there was a God who. His lack of being like the other gods is what made him hostile in the first place.

Cristina: That sounds like Loki, because he is kind of hostile, I guess.

Jack: And he isn't like the other gods.

Cristina: He isn't like the other s***, maybe it could have been exactly like Loki.

Jack: Could be. Could be.

Cristina: And that's why after that party, he runs away. Because he knows, like, he went too far. And they catch him. And now he's is tied up, I think, in somewhere on earth. He's tied up somewhere on Earth? Loki? Yeah. In a cave. In a dark cave somewhere. And his wife is with him. They have him tied up with her children. They took out their intestines and wrapped it around him. I don't know why her children had to die. Understand his being part of Ragnarok. But her children are innocent. They had nothing to do with Ragnarok. But I guess they're the only thing strong enough to hold Loki down because they tied it around him.

Jack: Loki's wife's children?

Cristina: Yes, their children. It's still Loki's children. But those children were not meant for the end of the world. But they. So they killed them and put the intestines around him. So he's tied up with that. And then there's a snake above his head that's dripping poison on him to keep him weak as punishment. It's just a torture. It's just torturing him for all the crap that he's done.

Jack: Like a Japanese water torture.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: Make a little drop of water, hit his forehead for days.

Cristina: Yeah. So his wife is there, though, to hold a bucket over his head to collect as much of that poison away from him. And then every time it fills up, she takes it away to let out the poison. And that's when he does get hit with poison. And then that story explains why there's.

Jack: Earthquakes when he's getting hit by the drops.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Freaks out and the earth shakes.

Cristina: Yep, got it. So that actually fits into the last episode. I didn't know about that story, but now I do. And it's really. There is one more story that I think is Funny. Ish. Or I. I'm assuming it was funny back then. It could be still funny now. I'll tell you anyway and see if you think it's funny. But I don't think it compares to the other two stories I just told you, which is that in this story, he and Thor have to cross dress because there's a giant who has Thor's hammer. Somehow, Thor lost his hammer and a giant got a hold of it and.

Jack: And to get it back, you cross dress.

Cristina: Yes, because the. The giant wants Fria and he'll give them the hammer. So they decide to dress Thor up as Fria. He's not happy about that, but he has to, because it somehow works in the plan that he has to do this.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And then Loki, for some reason, part of this plan. I think this is his plan.

Jack: Loki's an idiot. He could have just become Freya.

Cristina: He could have, but I think what he wanted to do was dress up as a May lady, so that's what he did. He. He also cross dressed. He could totally use his transforming powers. But no, he was like, I want to dress up like a lady as a man. So they do that. And as Thor is getting married to the giant, the giant calls the hammer, because then the union is made and they're. They're married once the hammer joins, for some reason. I don't know how that's part of the ceremony, but that's part of this ceremony, and it lands on Thor's lap, and then Thor murders the giant, and then he murders all the other giants, and then they go back home. Hilarious story.

Jack: Super funny. Yep. Seems legit. It seems like something Thor would do. He just murders.

Cristina: He just murders. He really does.

Jack: Yeah, he doesn't really need to.

Cristina: But the cross dressing is supposed to be the funny part of the story, so.

Jack: What a solution.

Cristina: Yeah, it is kind of funny because Loki can totally just like, turn into Freya.

Jack: Yeah. It was just a real pointless mission they went on.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, he could have legitimately become Freya.

Cristina: Yes. And just had Thor with him. Because he still needs to grab the hammer.

Jack: Yes. It makes total sense that Freya would show up. In fact, it looks like Thor brought Freya.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In literal exchange for his hammer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But no, Loki was like, better idea.

Cristina: Better idea.

Jack: We both cross dress.

Cristina: So ridiculous. Like, before the actual wedding, there was, like, a bunch of things that Thor was doing that was obviously something wrong with Fria. Like the giant, like.

Jack: Like sketchy s***.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, he ate too much and he drank too much, and the giant Was like, this is very strange.

Jack: I would love the Norse mythology sitcom where hijinks happen all the time. And then this episode, one of the best episodes. Because he's at the party, he's drinking more than he should, and, you know, they notice. Oh, man, your wife's got, like, a real thick mustache today.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, all those corny, funny hijinks.

Cristina: Yes, it's exactly like that, though. It's like that wolf story of, like, the Little Red Riding Hood with the wolf. And he's like, why did you use your eyes that big? Or why are your hands that big? And.

Jack: Yeah, that should totally.

Cristina: Giant is doing that with Thor is like, hey, why is his eyes so dark and scary? And Loki's like, oh, it's because he. He's so in love with. She's so in love with you. Like, Loki was coming up with the excuses of why Thor was obviously not. Obviously not a lady.

Jack: I guess it's like, this giant has to be a little blind, too, to not be like, that's clearly Thor in a dress or some s***.

Cristina: I know.

Jack: But, like, great. He could, man. Loki genius.

Cristina: Yes, she is a genius.

Jack: Anyways, we are out of time here. That's definitely.

Cristina: So which is your favorite of the three stories?

Jack: I think the horse f******. It's crazy because you have to become a female horse to get laid by a horse and then be pregnant and then ride that pregnancy out.

Cristina: He could have definitely. Well, I guess that's the only option.

Jack: The funniest part is riding the pregnancy out. Yes, that's the funniest part. It's not the banging a horse. He banged a bunch of s***. No, whatever he likes to take, he likes to be the receiving end sometimes.

Cristina: And he actually held a horse in him for however long it takes. A horse. Magic horse.

Jack: Could have been millions of years by our standard. Yeah, we don't know how time works over there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He could have just been pregnant for infinities, living a life as a wife to a horse.

Cristina: To a horse. Yeah.

Jack: To giant horse for infinities.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: And then had Horace baby.

Cristina: There was some sort of mutant somehow just okay with all this. I don't know. I'm thinking that that whole bucket thing is a little revenge of her own, because she gets to watch him suffer still.

Jack: She gets to be there.

Cristina: Yeah. When she takes out the bucket, like, she could eventually now, like, come up with some other thing to cover his head so he doesn't get hit in the head. But she's like, nah, this is the best moment. She feels so good.

Jack: It's so unbelievable.

Cristina: She just waits for that bucket to get filled and she's like, oh, I can'.

Jack: So easy to just build a little scoop that grabs it and it drips across.

Cristina: Like, it's so easy somewhere else. Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Just divert the flow.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Super simple.

Cristina: But she's like, no, Yeah, I want to see this.

Jack: Well, I mean, they're kinky. They're probably into it. She's all excited about it. He's probably into it, too. You know, they don't give a. Oh, my God. Maybe their bonding time.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Fascinating. Thor's weird. Loki's weird. Odin's weird. Norse mythology in general is weird. Religion is weird.

Cristina: Religion is weird.

Jack: Yeah, it is what it is.

Cristina: That was a great episode, though. Yeah.

Jack: Fascinating. I like. I love knowing about. I like Norse mythology and Greek mythology more than I like Christianity. I guess Christianity is just outplayed.

Cristina: It's just boring to you.

Jack: It is. It's so boring. While Greek and Norse mythology are, like, weird and eccentric, you know, they're really exciting. I think I've heard too much Christianity in my life.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But, like, also, I'm not that interested in Hinduism either. I think there's just something really interesting about Greek and Norse mythology and the.

Cristina: Way those cats behave and all that.

Jack: Yeah, it's really different. Yeah, it's very exotic and different from other religions. It's like a bunch of chaos happening. Just random s*** happening all the time. But, yeah, definitely find that interesting. But if you guys enjoyed this, this episode, this discussion, you can find other things of this nature. You can find the previous part of this when we're talking about when we stumbled upon Loki, talking about, you know, nature and whatnot. Yeah, you can find that last episode, but you can also find in a bunch of other episodes, random crap that we touch about gods and religions, myths.

Cristina: And myths and crap and all that stuff.

Jack: Yeah, all of the above. You can find all that stuff on the official website. Great thoughts.info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get podcasts.

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Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and Reiter and reveal the show if you feel so inclined.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, word of mouth matters. As I always tell you at the beginning and at the end of the show, if you find somebody and you kindly ask them to listen to a podcast, you give them all the space they need. You. You, you know, you don't Want to invade personal space.

Cristina: That's disrespectful. Six feet of space in the zone. Yeah.

Jack: You need a social distance. And when you. Social distance and you tell somebody, hey, I know it's lonely these days, alone all the time. Can't interact too much. Well, I can. I can show you podcasts that you feel like you're in the room with these people hanging out safely and tell them about this podcast and they'll love it. And they'll be like, thank you for respecting my personal space and I appreciate you introducing me to this show.

Cristina: Of course.

Jack: Well, where I'll learn about Norse mythology.

Cristina: Yes, you will, I think at least learn about Loki. Learn about Loki and his children. And his children. Yeah. He learned about a few things, definitely. And this show has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. But now when you think about the message prior to this.

Cristina: What?

Jack: It kind of makes sense in a political kind of way.

Cristina: In a political type. What?

Jack: Yes. Because he's saying that they're kind of living in a veil of ignorance to some degree. We have hang ups. We're tightly wound and whatever.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we don't want to let ourselves know more than we do. Where the f*** does he say that?

Cristina: He does not say that.

Jack: Left ear, hard to see the hang ups we have today. The hang ups are somewhere in there. But they don't really realize, though.

Cristina: Oh, no. They don't realize though that he's great. No. The next thing.

Jack: Lift your. Lift your left your lift yourself. Lift your. Lift your. Lift your lift your. Hard to see the hang ups we have today. But they don't realize this next verse. This next verse though, these bars. So the next verse has nothing to do. But they don't realize. They don't really realize. They don't really realize is them sort of. They don't understand. And then he says before that. That. Lift yourself upon your feet. Let's get it on. So, okay, we're beaten down.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And we can get up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We don't need anybody to extend the hand to get us up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's. He argues against that, against the whole welfare system, against the whole. This is just very Kanye of him.

Cristina: Okay. Do it yourself.

Jack: He's saying you could pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: And then he says the state of mind you're in. I'll sing you some bars about that. And then he jumps into poopa. He's just saying you're full of s***. Everything you've got is excuses.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Your whole state of mind. Let me summarize it in these woke a** bars.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Poop.

Cristina: Yes, poop.

Jack: Yeah. He's saying you're full of s***. All of you are full of s***. That's a woke a** song. You just did it like a troll.

Cristina: Be any of the s***, no less. It's to your face.

Jack: It's actually poopa de whoop, not poop that you scoop.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: So, yeah, pretty woke s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I give him points as fire.

Cristina: About poop. About poop. Yeah. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 126: Mythologies About Nature

Where do mythologies come from? And do any of them accurately explain Earthly phenomena? Does any mythology unpack nature the way we unpack mythology? Answers to that and more on this episode!

The duo take to exploring the stories told by ancient civilizations in order to explain the reason for the existence of natural wonders. When the Gods get involved, events get weird and the origin of Jesus and Loki’s sexual ventures are revealed!

Rambling 126: Mythologies About Nature

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Crater Lake
  • Devil’s Tower
  • Fairy Cycles
  • Aurora Borealis
  • Chinese Jesus
  • Solar Winds
  • Spirits
  • Greta Thunberg
  • The Original Volcano
  • The Legend of Zelda
  • Dragon Blood Tree
  • The Shelter of the Gods
  • Loki Horse Son

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas and childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

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Jack: Yes. And this show is most enjoyable with the listening partners, so be sure to go find someone that can listen with you, whether it be by force, whether it be by, you know, coercion. You bribe somebody. You bring bags of money.

Cristina: Money.

Jack: Bags of money. And be like, hey, you can listen to. You don't have to give them the money. It's got to trick them into taking the money.

Cristina: Trick them into taking the money and.

Jack: Trick them into thinking they're gonna take the money.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yes, yes, yes.

Jack: And then they. They potentially listen to the podcast. Or you show them your gun. What, by any means necessary.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Obviously, you can't kill them because you need them to listen to the podcast. That's the point.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, I'm not saying don't throw somebody in the hole you've got in your basement and then just turn on the podcast. Like, I didn't say don't do that.

Cristina: You probably shouldn't do that.

Jack: You probably shouldn't do that. We don't condone kidnapping. But what you do in your private time has nothing to do with me.

Cristina: Yes. As long as we have listeners.

Jack: As long as we have listeners, like, look, you're the type of fan you are is more about you, less about us.

Cristina: We're just encouraging you to share.

Jack: Share the show. Share the show. How you do that. That's not.

Cristina: We don't need to know.

Jack: Yeah, don't blame us for it.

Cristina: Yes, don't blame us for that. I love the Irish mythology so much that I decided to talk a tiny bit. I want to talk a tiny bit about it. If you remember that we talked about how fairies were gods once upon a time, and they shrunk into fairies. So then in those stories, the Irish stories, the people of the story became giants. And one of those stories is about Finn McCool. He's a giant from Ireland. There's a giant from Scotland across from him that wanted to fight him. So he made a bridge to. Over there, and that's a. There's a picture of what that was. I mean, it became. Because he destroys the bridge or they destroy the bridge. If they fought, they destroyed the bridge. In one story, they fought, and he won. But in the second story, he dressed up. He saw the other giant, whose name is Ben, and he got scared, so his wife helped him and dressed him up as a baby. And then Ben saw Finn and was like, if that's the baby of the giant, then the giant must look so much bigger than me. And so he got scared, and when he ran away, he destroyed the bridge.

Jack: So the baby couldn't follow him.

Cristina: What? Finn didn't want to fight him. Why would he want to follow him? Finn dressed up as a baby because he didn't want to fight the giant.

Jack: The giant broke the bridge?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In using it.

Cristina: In using it. I don't know how he destroyed the bridge. He just destroyed it with his hands. I don't know.

Jack: The giant crossed the bridge and then broke it.

Cristina: Broke the. He broke it when he went back home. He crossed it to see Finn or to look for Finn, and then he crossed it again, and then he destroyed it when he crossed the river.

Jack: Finn couldn't follow.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: And Finn didn't want to fight him anyway because he was bigger. That other guy was bigger than him. Yeah, but. Yes. And I don't know. I don't think that story is true. I think the other giant, he told me, like, he doesn't believe it either. Like, what makes no sense about the story is why would he destroy the bridge the other giant made? If he's a scare. He's afraid of this giant. You know, Finn made the bridge, right? Then Ben saw this baby and then runs away, destroying the bridge. But Finn could make the bridge again. So that's. That's the giant's argument.

Jack: He's like, he was just scared at the moment.

Cristina: No. He's telling me. No. Ben is like, that's not true. Ben is a coward. He destroyed. He made it. He saw me, and then he destroyed it. But I don't know who to believe. I. I kind of do believe Ben, though. But, I don't know. Nice to imagine Finn dressed up as a baby.

Jack: That's a weird solution to a problem. Like, it makes sense, I guess. If they look at him and they're like, wow, that's a big baby. I can only imagine what the adults look like. Yeah, but, like, how genius of a plan to assume that they wouldn't just believe, wow, he's dressed like a baby.

Cristina: Yes. Like, what if. Like, what if he didn't know what he looked like? Like, that plan only works because he didn't. But if he asked around and was like, hey, how does this giant I'm gonna fight look like? And then they described that guy, or they pointed to that guy. Like, how embarrassing is it for that.

Jack: For Finn, who's just dressed like a baby.

Cristina: Just dressed like a baby? Yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's that guy over there dressed like a giant baby.

Cristina: Is he more scarier to fight than like, he's dressed like a baby?

Jack: I mean, there's an argument to be made that he's way crazier.

Cristina: Yeah, that might be a problem. I don't know. But the story was made because that column that we saw in Ireland, it has the same weird thing that's going on is happening in Scotland right across. So that's why they thought, oh, maybe there was a bridge there or something that connected from both sides to both sides.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So that's pretty cool. And have other amazing stories like that. There's a place called Crater Lake in Oregon and there's a myth of how it was created. There's like a little island in it. Now they believe that a thousand years ago there was a mountain there. And the God of the underworld was standing on top of the mountain and he saw a beautiful woman. And he was like, I want to take her home with me. And she refused him. So he exploded the mountain out of anger and it shot out and hurt all the people around it. So then the God of the upper world came to save the day and fought him and drove him back down into the mountain. And then he covered the mountain with water. And that's the crater. That's water with a little. The tip of the mountain is reaching out.

Jack: Got you. That's really weird.

Cristina: Yes. Alright. There's a place in Bolivia called Salar de Oiuna. It's the world's largest salt flat, where there's a photo of it, super cool looking. And there's. I think there's a bunch of mountains surrounding it. One of them is called Tanupa. And one of the stories, actually there's a few stories about why that is there. And it revolves around this mountain called Tanupa, this volcano named Tanupa. The first story goes that once upon a time the volcanoes were walking around and they were able to talk to each other and stuff. And there was just one female volcano, while the others were male. And one day she got pregnant and none of the volcanoes knew who the father was because she was with all of them. And they got super angry. They fought each other and someone kidnapped her child. Then the gods punished them by not letting them move or talk anymore. So that they're now in place as volcanoes. And she cries all the time. She cried after she realized, I guess, her child was missing. And that created the salt flat that we see in the picture. It's a combination of her tears and breath.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: Yeah. And in the second story, it's almost the same. It's her tears and breast milk. It's always her tears and breast milk. But it's. She's having problems with another volcano because he's cheating on her with another volcano and she was crying about it. Then there's the Devil's Tower in Wyoming and it looks pretty cool. I wish there was some devil story.

Jack: That does look badass as f***. What the h*** is that?

Cristina: There's a bunch of Native American stories about it. And it's all revolving around bears.

Jack: Right. But what the h*** is it?

Cristina: It's a mountain.

Jack: That's a f****** mountain?

Cristina: Yeah. It's a cool a** mountain.

Jack: Devil's Tower is just a mountain.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What the h*** happened to the mountain?

Cristina: Bears clawed it. All the stores revolved around bears because of the those lines. They think it's like claw marks.

Jack: Right. I wonder what like in reality happened.

Cristina: Oh, in reality.

Jack: Oh, it is. That's crazy looking.

Cristina: It's really crazy looking. I get the devil's name too. If he's maybe there. Think like the American version is like the devil did it or something.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Lame or whatever. But in the other stories, it's like kids run up the mountain and then they pray to the their God to save them. And then the mountain rises up and then the claws are from the bears that were chasing them.

Jack: So it wasn't a mountain at.

Cristina: Sorry, no, no.

Jack: They were just standing somewhere and shut up.

Cristina: And then the rocks shut up.

Jack: That's crazy.

Cristina: That's a crazy.

Jack: It looks so unique. I like what it. What the f****** nature could do that though.

Cristina: You don't think it's a volcano related? I feel like a lot of these are volcano related.

Jack: Like it's the tip of a volcano, I guess.

Cristina: I don't know. But the lines going, I mean, who knows? Volcanoes are weird. The things they make are weird. So I don't know. Because the castaway that we saw was because of volcanoes. I think like that had to do with magma, the magic of magma. Then there's these things in southwest Africa in a place called Namibia called fairy circles. Fairy circles. Look at them.

Jack: Fairy circles. They look like drops of water. Not drops, but like if there was like moss on the water and you dropped a drop of water into a lake or something. Okay, so there's like moss on a lake and then you drop like a raindrop into the lake and then the opening that forms in the moss where the raindrop hits the water. That's what this looks like.

Cristina: Yeah. You want to know something super interesting?

Jack: What?

Cristina: They don't really know why.

Jack: Why it happens.

Cristina: Why it happens? Yeah, like there's a bunch of reasonable things of why. Like termites is a big theory. Some combination of termites and the plants. It's type of plants.

Jack: But no, this is on the ground, not water, right?

Cristina: Yeah, it's on the ground. So it's. It's a tough to. It's a toughie to explain. Yeah, the grasslands, that's what it's called. They're barren spots called fairy circles because they're very circular. They're really. They really are pretty nice. But there's also local myths about what caused those fairies circles that are not fairy related actually. So if that's what you were thinking, one of them is their footsteps of giants or spirits. And the other one that tour guides like to use is that they're formed by dragons. That a dragon that's inside the earth, that its breath is like poisonous and it's destroying the vegetation in that type of way.

Jack: Why circularly?

Cristina: Why circularly? I don't know. Those tourist guys don't know what they're talking about.

Jack: Yeah, like that's an unthought out story.

Cristina: Because I guess dragons are cool. So they wanted, you know, dragons. What's cooler than fairies?

Jack: I would argue that the other side of the planet is something like subspace in which it works in opposite. And while on this end it looks like ground, on that end it looks like water. And then when water drops do hit that lake, it creates this void that we see here, these clearings. Which is to say that when we're out here in lakes covered in moss and junk and water from our side lands on their side, it's land and it creates these sort of gaps of vegetation.

Cristina: Is that sci fi? I don't know. What kind of explanation is that?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: It's very strange.

Jack: Yeah, it's great.

Cristina: It's great. It's a great explanation. Your explanation is better than these other.

Jack: Because they just don't like take into account what's happening. It's just like here's a thing.

Cristina: Yes, here's a thing. The termites, maybe termites probably. Then the ouroborealis, which is a beautiful thing. You've probably seen this many times. Yes. Like it's still. It's very. It's beautiful. I can't imagine someone that sees this every day. And I mean, I guess if you.

Jack: Saw it every day, anything you see every day, you get over.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We are surrounded by ginormous buildings that we see every day. And it's like, sweet. Another big building. Yeah, but we're like, man, awesome. To see, like a huge mountain. Meanwhile, people living across from a mountain are like, whatever, dude. I wonder what the city looks like, though.

Cristina: I know.

Jack: We're ungrateful. We all suck. Anybody who's over there seeing this s*** every day is like, oh, this garbage is happening again. Blocking the stars. I wanted the stargaze today. And this stupid Aurora wants to be in the f****** way.

Cristina: Yes, well, Aurora has so many. So many explanations, I guess from all over the world. Because a lot of places. See, it's not just a one location specific thing, I think. Right. So in Norse mythology, the lights are from the shields of the Valkyrie. If you remember the Valkyries, they're getting the soldiers to Valhalla.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So that's them. That's pretty cool.

Jack: That's their spirit.

Cristina: That's their shield shining. But it could be their spirit. It could be the spirits that they're grabbing. Who knows? Because a lot of them involve spirits.

Jack: Right. But like, this is just a floating Valkyrie that is not in spirit form and happens to be in the sky. If it's not a spirit of a Valkyrie.

Cristina: Well, it's not. Well, to them it's caused by the light reflecting off the shield and armor. So I don't know.

Jack: Right. Which means there's a floating Valkyrie. Or hundreds of thousands. Thousands of floating Valkyries.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they're not even dead.

Cristina: No, they're just.

Jack: They could fly. Yeah, it's a thing they could do.

Cristina: Why not? They're. Why. But you think it would be their spirits.

Jack: No, I'm saying that if they don't think it's their spirits, they're idiots. Because how are they trying to comp. How are they explaining this? It's just like. Yeah, we see Valkyries in battle all the time. Sometimes they die. It's like, why don't they just fly over their opponents?

Cristina: They don't see Valkyries.

Jack: Valkyries are soldiers.

Cristina: No, Valkyries are taking the souls of the soldiers that are dying.

Jack: Valkyrie is a female soldier in.

Cristina: Yeah, Valhalla. But we don't see them. I don't think we see them.

Jack: So they do float?

Cristina: Maybe. I don't know. Like, do they. Would they say they see Odin?

Jack: I Don't know.

Cristina: I don't know how, you know, that stuff works compared to their reality.

Jack: I wonder how the h*** Valkyrie is taking the soul then. Because they're not even. Based on the logic, they're not even here.

Cristina: But if they are here, they'd be floating.

Jack: Yeah, they had to travel here and then they're just, you know. They float.

Cristina: Yes, I guess they float.

Jack: So Norse mythology, Valkyries are like a.

Cristina: God Lesser because they're working for a God.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Even gods work for Odin.

Cristina: Oh, okay. I'm not sure. I don't know where the Valkyries fit in. The gods in Norse mythology. They're in the low tier, though. They're probably C tier.

Jack: Yeah. They're like soldiers for gods.

Cristina: Yeah. And then China has the oldest records of the aurora borealis. One of their stories is on autumn of 2000 BC, there was a young woman who was sitting alone in the wilderness, and then she saw the lights and it was so beautiful that she got pregnant and she gave birth to us. To a boy Jesus.

Jack: Okay, so let's. Let's go back a couple of notches. Lady's sitting outside, the sky turns. Beautiful. It's so beautiful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: She got pregnant.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And Japanese Jesus is born.

Cristina: China.

Jack: Chinese Jesus is born.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So that's. That's the order we're going with here. She sits outside. It's so beautiful. Whoops. I guess it got me pregnant.

Cristina: Well, this Chinese Jesus does more than Jesus, though.

Jack: I like random street performers, do more than Jesus did.

Cristina: Yes. Well, this guy, he grows up to be the emperor, and he's known for starting the Chinese culture and the ancestor of all of China, all Chinese people come from him. He's the beginning of China.

Jack: So he's like, wait, what the f***? How the f*** was this lady there then?

Cristina: She was before the Chinese culture. Okay, she was there, but she was like the native before Chinese.

Jack: Random lady walks into totally abandoned, empty lands. There's nobody been here before, ever.

Cristina: She was the first born.

Jack: She traveled who knows how far to reach an area where she can look up and see something that the nearest person can't see because they're that far. It's in the sky and the nearest person can't see it. They must be hundreds of feet, thousands of miles. She just. Crazy walking journey. She was like bear Grylls in this s*** on her.

Cristina: Maybe God told her to do this journey.

Jack: Then she got to this abandoned land, and then one day she's just looking up and she's like, hey, that's a cool little. Oh, my God. It keeps getting brighter. Wow. It's so big. It's so big. It's inside me.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I'm pregnant now.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That thing, that must have been God. Now I start China.

Cristina: Yes. Well, she doesn't. Her son does. Her Jesus.

Jack: But she started China.

Cristina: She started.

Jack: Technically, she started China. She had the first life on that soil.

Cristina: No, because Mary isn't the starter of Christianity. It's Jesus.

Jack: Well, to be fair, Mary is the starter of Jesus.

Cristina: Exactly. But it's two separate things.

Jack: No, 100% not. Because Mary's creation of with Jesus came Christianity. Jesus didn't start Christianity. Jesus was just a preacher.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Mary gave birth to the word of God.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: As did Asian Mary, who started Chinese Jesus. And thus the Chinese culture.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So she began the Chinese culture.

Cristina: Okay, so you're saying Mary started it all too.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Mary is the reason that Jesus and Christianity touches children.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because of Mary, priests touch children. That's the connection I'm making here.

Cristina: What we didn't have.

Jack: If we didn't have Mary, this wouldn't be a problem.

Cristina: Do you think Mary was touched by the aurora borealis?

Jack: I don't know. Maybe. It's just that this Asian Mary is calling God the aurora. What does God look like? He's anomalous.

Cristina: He's a bright light. But she would have been blinded by his light.

Jack: She was apparently very blinded.

Jack: It was so beautiful. She thought it was inside her. She wasn't really capable of telling distance anymore. She was pretty blind. The story tells us a lot.

Cristina: Well, we got a lot from Australian natives. They have the light that shows up in Australia. They commonly see it as fire. Because it's red. Because it's red like fire. Look at that. Look at it. It's red. It's burning and. Yeah, so it's thought of as fire. And the people from the Western Victoria call them ashes, while people in the eastern Victoria see them as bushfires of the spirit world. It's a lot of spirit world stuff. South Australia sees them as evil spirits creating a large fire. And South Australians that see over the Kangaroo island see as a campfire of the spirits in the land of the dead.

Jack: A campfire in the land of the dead?

Cristina: Yes, because they need to get warm, too. In Southwest Queensland, the ouroborealis was fires of the spirits who spoke to people. And only male spirits as males. Only male elders were allowed to look at and speak to these spirits.

Jack: And what were these spirits?

Cristina: Their ancestors. Their ancestors were the spirits.

Jack: So they can Speak across time?

Cristina: Basically, yeah. Yeah.

Jack: There's a bridge to the past.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now, these are the spirits of the ancestors. Or is it like they think this is, like, by spirit, they mean they can communicate through time to their ancestors in the past?

Cristina: I think it's true. Spirits. I don't think they're thinking of time travel.

Jack: Okay, so it's not like in the past, their ancestors are looking at the same thing speaking to the future.

Cristina: I don't think so. That'd be cool. But then that kind of interesting plot device, that would have been an example of time travel in some religious way or, you know, some myth or something. That'd be amazing.

Jack: That'd be interesting. There's a bunch of that, though. Anybody who could tell the future, anybody making predictions, it never just happened in a vision. So, like, I guess some of them did. But there wasn't. Like, there were other situations in which there was, like, a thing they were talking to or somewhere. They were seeing it. And this is some sort of bridge through time.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean, if you think about.

Jack: It logically, I guess.

Cristina: But they weren't saying it like that.

Jack: No, they were saying, like, you know, I'm talking to a flaming bush that's telling me the secrets or whatever. But it's like, maybe this is a catalyst and it's connected to something.

Cristina: Yes. And if you believe in aliens, it's aliens. Pretty much, it's aliens communicating. So ridiculous. And the first Old Norse account, one of the first written, one of the first things written about it, or one of the oldest things written about it. In 81,230, the author heard about the phenomenon from people returning to Greenland. He gave three explanations to what was making the lights. They were. The ocean was surrounded by vast fire. The fires. That's one. One is the ocean is surrounded by a vast fire. Two is the sun flares could reach around the world to the night side. And three is glaciers could store energy so that they'll eventually become fluorescent.

Jack: That would be an awesome world to live in.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If glaciers just glow.

Cristina: They just glow.

Jack: They just glow.

Cristina: An ocean being surrounded by fire. That's crazy.

Jack: That's flat Earth.

Cristina: That's like, whoa, it's ice to them. What if we found out it was fire? What?

Jack: I guess, like, far enough. It would have to be. Right. If it's infinitely flat, that'll just. S*** happens.

Cristina: Eventually you will find fire.

Jack: Yeah, eventually. It's encircled by fire.

Cristina: Yeah. What about his second theory? The sun flares are reaching around the world at night.

Jack: Literally happens. But when There's a solar flare, and our magnetism causes that.

Cristina: What do they look like?

Jack: Usually the. They light up the aurora borealis. That's kind of what's happening. That's pretty accurate.

Cristina: Oh, look at him. That.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What? Well, I like his other explanations better.

Jack: Yeah. Solar flares hitting the magnetic field of the Earth causes that. Not a solar flare, but a solar wind, which is essentially a solar flare. Basically, it's just a radiation flying towards us. And our magnetic field protects us from getting baked by all the radiation coming down. And it curbs around the magnetic field, causing the answer.

Cristina: He wasn't there, but he's like.

Jack: He's like, close. He was close. That was, like, pretty on the spot for somebody who had no. The. No clue what he was talking about.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, he's like that guy from. From the Good Place that he just kind of, like, guessed what heaven was like.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And, like, got it real f****** accurate. And then he became a hero to everybody.

Cristina: Yeah. Except it turned out that he was totally wrong.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Gotta forget about. That's so sad. And that show. So good. Why is it over? Although I love the solution. I do like the ending of that.

Jack: Yeah. They really explored it beyond the most philosophical points.

Cristina: That's pretty good then. The Native American myth is that the lights are spirits of their friends dancing.

Jack: In the sky because they're being trolled by their friends.

Cristina: I guess when they're very happy, the lights look brighter. So you know how your friends are doing. If it's dim, then they must be not so happy.

Jack: H*** must be happening. It's wartime.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's interesting. Did they believe that? Man, there's my problem with spirits. All right. If spirits are watching you at all times, Right. Like, at some point you got to f*** your wife, your grandma. Spirit is just watching you now. It's uncomfortable.

Cristina: I don't care about that. I do care about, like, if I'm pooping. That's kind of disturbing.

Jack: Do you care about being watched, pooping more than being watched f******, yeah.

Cristina: Yes, I do.

Jack: That's weird.

Cristina: Why is that weird? Because, like, they've done it. They know what it is.

Jack: They've also pooped, and they know what it is.

Cristina: I don't know. Mines could be special, Right? I don't know. There's a lot of situations where I wouldn't want someone to be watching me, I guess.

Jack: But sex is not one of them.

Cristina: Sex is one of them, but I feel like pooping is higher on my list. Sex is a close second. I'm guessing maybe just Your grandma watching you bang.

Jack: You don't give a f***.

Cristina: I'm sure she is. It's like, would she rather watch me bang or she could.

Jack: She probably cleaned your a** after you took a poop at some point, so.

Cristina: She should be more okay with watching me.

Jack: Yeah, she's way more familiar with that than watching you get b****.

Cristina: Would you rather watch someone have sex or take a poop?

Jack: Interesting. I like how you flipped it. I see what you're saying now, but I guess what you're thinking about is the wrong way, though. I like how you flipped it. Because if you're the ghost, what's your preference? Yes, but that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about you as the person. Why would you care what the ghost's preference is? If they're watching both, they're watching both. Yeah. Why do you care which one?

Cristina: I don't know if they. They might be watching one over the other. But then, you know what?

Jack: Okay, now let's think about how much worse this is.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Your grandma is like, h***, yeah, I'm gonna watch her have sex instead.

Cristina: I don't think she would be watching me have sex. I feel like she'd be watching.

Jack: She's watching everybody all the time, but she gets to choose one of two moments. She only gets to choose one of two moments. She has to throw one moment away, and she's like, I can either watch her poop and respect her sex privacy or f*** watching her poop and I can watch her get f*****.

Cristina: That's your girl watching me, though. She'd be watching a stranger.

Jack: No, she'd be watching everybody have sex.

Cristina: No. What? Ghosts can't do that.

Jack: Ghosts are like God. And in this case, your grandma hovers over your life.

Cristina: She hovers over a stranger.

Jack: She has no option. She only wants his family. She only watches family. No, that's why you see your family dancing in the aurora. Because they're watching over you. Or your friends. People you know are watching over you.

Cristina: No, they're not.

Jack: That is exactly how the stories go.

Cristina: That's horrible.

Jack: How is that any better than. I mean, how's that any worse than strangers?

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: Complete, total strangers who were probably gonna grab your hand in a train one day without your permission. Now they can just. Like, I get to watch your f***. Anyways, whatever. I won the lottery.

Cristina: I don't know. I just think about myself, though. I would rather not watch someone poop.

Jack: But you rather watch somebody have sex in that exchange.

Cristina: If there's still only two.

Jack: There's only two.

Cristina: And it's like, okay, one is gonna be like watching p***, which is whatever. And then one is watching poop. And that is disgusting.

Jack: Yeah, but you're thinking about you being the ghost.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Why do you care what the ghost is doing if you're. Who's being watched?

Cristina: Just the ghost Doing what?

Jack: Why do you think? Why do you care what the ghost prefers?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: If you're the one being watched?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: How does that affect your life? What they prefer? It doesn't matter what they prefer. Yeah, they're watching. You don't even know what they're watching. You just know they're watching one or the other. You're not uncomfortable with the fact that they're probably just like, I'm a watcher. F***, that's awesome. Yeah, she's my granddaughter. But f*** it, I'm a watcher.

Cristina: It's all disturbing.

Jack: Get that D?

Cristina: It's all disturbing.

Jack: Or if it's a complete stranger. Yeah, she didn't let me touch her hand when I was in the train. But you know what? She doesn't know I got hit by a bus immediately after that. Now Imma just watch her forever.

Cristina: No, no one's watching.

Jack: That same creep who was gonna go home and beat off to touching your hand without your permission anyways is now infinitely for all of eternity, beating off to you f****** people for free. Not even. Only fans charges or anything.

Cristina: Maybe I get something special when I die. If I had a bunch of ghost viewers, we don't know that.

Jack: That'd be crazy, right?

Cristina: Yeah, like I'm winning ghost points right now.

Jack: I don't know, man. Or you get to ghost location and get raped immediately by all the people that were watching you because now you're a superstar.

Cristina: But if you're a ghost, like, can you even rape?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Maybe because I thought the whole point of watching other people that are alive is because you can't do anything.

Jack: Who said based on what?

Cristina: Why are you wasting your time watching people then?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: You do whatever you want.

Jack: They probably do whatever they want and watch people. They can watch you without being seen. Why would they not do that?

Cristina: Because they could do other things. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, they're gonna watch you get and then they're gonna go with you. In their mind.

Cristina: They just watch p*** because they can watch.

Jack: They are watching p***. That's exactly what they're doing. Except you're the channel.

Cristina: I don't know. I feel like their lives have to be a little different.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Why would it be just like this?

Jack: Why wouldn't it?

Cristina: It's so lame. It's so lame.

Jack: If it isn't like this, you're basically saying you believe in God and there's a laid out plan and map that we're following. Or we just move forward to another plane that we adjust to and live there until we move from that one.

Cristina: We can't be stalking the past though.

Jack: We literally own photos.

Cristina: We gotta burn those photos.

Jack: We have video recordings. We do nothing but stalk the past. That's 99%. Yeah, 99% of everything is us fixated on what's already happened.

Cristina: That's horrible. It's the worst thing ever. You gotta stop that.

Jack: Good luck. Call Greta Thornburg. Maybe she'll help you.

Cristina: Okay. Wow, it's so disturbing.

Jack: Isn't Greta Thornburg a teenager or some s***? Now she's over here like her rebellion sage. Probably like smacking cigarettes back. Just throwing them into the wood heads, not giving a. She's like the environment. These old people think they can hold us down. I don't even care anymore.

Cristina: The whole robots and like we gotta destroy all humans.

Jack: Nah, man. I think she's probably just going through her rebellious teenage face. Probably like a goth right now. Smoking hella cigarettes and just throwing them into the driest part of the wood. She's like, watch it burn.

Cristina: She's gonna go visit California.

Jack: She wants to recreate California elsewhere. She's like, let's see if we can do this in Florida.

Cristina: I guess that's fine. I don't know.

Jack: She's not even like Amer. Which the f*** is she from? Some other place, Some other Scotland.

Cristina: She lives in German, I think. I don't know. Oh, maybe. Anyway, the next place is in Italy. I don't know if you know about this place. It's an island. It's the volcano. It's the volcano that other volcanoes are named after. It is the original volcano.

Jack: It's called Volcano. Volcano.

Cristina: It's called Volcano. It is called volcano.

Jack: So it's volcano. It's Volcano. Volcano.

Cristina: Yeah, it's Volcano. Volcano. It is the volcano. Look at it. It's huge. It's island, but it's a volcano. And this volcano. Volcano. The volcano from Volcano. In Roman mythology, the volcano on the island is the chimney from Falcon, the Roman God of fire and metalwork. He has a workshop there. And that's the chimney of it in.

Jack: The center of the earth.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess that's co. Under the volcano is the workshop.

Jack: Interesting, interesting. So there's a workshop at the center of everything because isn't that how Thor's hammer was made?

Cristina: In the center of a star? Oh, I don't know. Yes. That's not just in the galaxy movies. I don't know. That was based on Norse mythology too.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay. And the island grows bigger because the cinders and the ashes that he cleans out of his workshop go onto the island. Although it's really the magma, it's really just the magma of the volcano. And earthquakes that come before or within the explosions of ash is due to Vulcan doing his work. He's making weapons for their God, Mars. It's for his armies to wage war and stuff. So he's making their weapons and that's explaining the volcano and it exploding and all that stuff.

Jack: Okay, so when it erupts and has a big explosion, is that. There's a lot of work going on?

Cristina: Yeah, it's a lot of, well, him working on the weapons going on, so. That's cute. Yeah. Look at that volcano. It's a huge volcano. Pretty cool volcano. Okay. I don't care for this place. Okay. And then there's this really interesting looking place in Turkey. They're called the fairy chimneys. They're like little. If you can see, it looks like little homes inside the cave or something, like little doors or windows or something happening on the chimneys. The stories are that the chimneys were built from fairies who live underground. Because fairies do that sometimes. They live underground. They live in random locations. Wait, where is this in Turkey? They're called fairy chimneys in Turkey. And they're like mountains with a bunch of holes in them. If I zoom in, I guess you'll see closer. Looks like.

Jack: Right. So is this what the characters in Legend of Zelda, Wind Waker, are based on? The bird people.

Cristina: The bird people?

Jack: Yeah. They were originally some of the people who lived in Kokiri Village, one of the villages. And they. The. The town below got flooded because the whole world got flooded. And the people evolved to be these.

Cristina: Bird things and they live on in like chimney looking. Oh, they live on the mountain.

Jack: In and out of the mountain.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Oh, maybe. They probably take things from all over. So. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, they have fairies, but I don't know. Those birds aren't seen as fairies in that world though, right? No, just that little thing is a fairy. They haven't seen more than one type of fairy.

Jack: I mean, I guess humans probably consider a lot of these creatures to be equal to fairies. Even if they don't use that exact same word. They're all like mythical things. And to people they're still like, wow.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, really? Okay. In that. In the world. You mean those people are.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like if you look at the. They used to call the Kokiri village people the children fairy kids.

Cristina: The fairy kids?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's adorable.

Jack: Like, that was literally the term they use on them.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They used to say Link was a fairy boy.

Cristina: Well, they were fairies. Wait, did they grow up? They didn't grow up, right?

Jack: No. Link was the only one. Because he wasn't a fairy.

Cristina: No, but the kids. No, they stayed the same size. They probably did. Age? No, not age, age. But like time did pass by in that village or. No, like time was frozen there.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like they were still young, in their 40s. They're still kids in their 40s or whatever.

Jack: I mean, if you choose to count time, I guess.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I mean. Like they're. They. In a way that sounds very fair. Like if.

Jack: But I don't get what you do. Referencing time. That part doesn't make any sense though.

Cristina: Because if it was no time, then they're just children. Like they're not aging or nothing. Because there's no time.

Jack: Aren't aging. They're not little old people. Yeah, they're always kids.

Cristina: They're always kids.

Jack: Yes. They don't stop being children.

Cristina: Like their minds don't change.

Jack: I don't think so. No.

Cristina: You know.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I think they are literally just kids. They depend on the great Deku tree to be like the father figure.

Cristina: Oh, okay. They don't ever want to not be kids.

Jack: They don't know anything else.

Cristina: Oh, they don't know anything. Yeah, I guess.

Jack: Jan, they can't leave.

Cristina: They can't leave. What? Alright then. In Yemen, there is a place that has these trees called dragon blood trees. And they look really cool and strange. And one of the stories is that the first dragon blood tree was created from the blood of a wounded dragon after battling an elephant. And then the tree's blood is the dragon's blood, which the locals use as medicine. And then the second story from the dragon tree, it has to do with Hercules and he. In the Greek mythology, Hercules has a bunch of tasks that he has to do. The 12 Labors of Hercules.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And in the 11th task, he has to steal the golden apples that the dragon is protecting on that island in that location. And Hercules has to kill the dragon. And then that's the dragon's blood that's flowing in the island and that's what made the dragon trees. Because I guess the dragon's tree does have something that looks like blood oozing out of it, but it's just the SAP, the SAP of the tree SAP.

Jack: Tree SAP? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Unique. So it looks like.

Jack: Oh, there's red tree SAP is pretty common.

Cristina: Red tree SAP. What? Oh, well, to them it looks. Well, the trees look really unique too. Yeah, it's all twisted and weird looking and so they think it's like part of the dragon or whatever. So. Yeah. And then there's the sleeping ute in Colorado. It's a man. Look at it, he's sleeping. See the man sleeping?

Jack: Oh yeah, I see him.

Cristina: Okay. In the story, he's a great warrior God who was battling evil and he got injured and now he's recovering by sleeping, so he just sleeps there until he gets better.

Jack: What's the origin of this? The origin, like who told the story?

Cristina: Native Americans told this story. Which group? I'm not sure. Pretty sure. Native Americans.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: And his wounds became rivers and the rains come out of his pocket. For some reason, his pockets have clouds in them.

Jack: It's the lint collected.

Cristina: Yes. On each season the warrior changes his blankets for the four seasons. So I guess like the clouds above him look different in every season. So they, they're describing as the blanket that he's using. So like in spring he's using a light green blanket, so I guess the sky has a really green look to it, while in fall it's reddish yellow. So he's using a red blanket or whatever. Clouds are changing color every time he changes his blanket and it represents the different seasons in Iceland. There's this giant like hole, this dense looking hole in the ground. You see, it's a huge dent and it's called the Shelter of the gods. And it's explained that it was created by one of Odin's horse. It's an eight legged horse. Only one of its foot though, for some reason touched the earth's ground. The earth. And that's the mark of it. Now gods hang out in there, I guess.

Jack: But the gods are so big. The horse's footprint is that size.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So gods are squeezing in there.

Cristina: Yes, yes they are. And this horse's backstory is amazing. He is. Besides that, he's like an egg legged creature with runes for his teeth. It's kind of bizarre looking. But he is a baby of Loki and it's a weird story, as is.

Jack: Every other child ever.

Cristina: There was a builder who went to the gods, who was like, I want to help you guys. I want to build you a defensive wall for your castle. And they agreed, but they didn't really believe he could do it. So they were like, okay, you can do it, but you have to do it alone. And then he said, alright, but could I at least have my horse help me? And for some reason they agreed. Until they saw that he's his horse was actually very helpful. So then Loki was like, all right, I gotta stop this from happening. So he turned into a female horse and to distract the male horse. And then soon after that, he gave birth to this eight legged freak.

Jack: Loki did?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Fire. Loki turned into a woman, got pregnated, then gave birth to a freak.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, a female horse. Not like. What? Like that's your distraction. I know he's like the pranking God or whatever, but that prank doesn't sound like a prank. Sounds like.

Jack: Sounds like he wanted to f*** a horse.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And have. Raise a family with it.

Cristina: I don't know about that, but I feel like he wanted. He was curious about that horse.

Jack: Yeah. He started a family with the horse when a head became a horse. And then he had sex with the horse and then he started a family with the horse and it's that time Loki settled down.

Cristina: I don't think he settled down. I just think he was curious about that horse.

Jack: Right. And then he got pregnant. But he could have stopped that pregnancy.

Cristina: He's Loki.

Jack: He's a God. But no, he kept playing wife.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He saw this all the way through.

Cristina: Then he had an egg legged freak and then it somehow became Odin's horse.

Jack: Yep. It's a weird family tree happening right here.

Cristina: Yeah. I wonder what is my grand.

Jack: I ride my grandson around her.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh my gosh. That what? How did that happen? There's some mythology for you, but what is the explanation of his other children now? Now I'm like, was he curious about other things?

Jack: Like had the world snake happened?

Cristina: Yes. Like what was he curious?

Jack: Maybe he just became a woman snake and he banged another snake and then boom.

Cristina: Like how often. Yes. Did he give and his jackal children?

Jack: Maybe he just became some sort of jackal woman. Got plowed by some jackal boom God jackal things.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He just likes to get.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What we've landed on is Loki likes sex, but not even like being the dom. He's like way sub.

Cristina: Yes. He doesn't want to be a dude getting.

Jack: He's got hella little spoon energy.

Cristina: A woman and he gives birth. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, he wants the whole experience.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: He is committed, bro. He's here for the ride. It ain't about no destination. He's here for the whole ride.

Cristina: I wonder if he has any, like, human children and what the explanation of that is?

Jack: Mad boring. After you f*** the snake the size of earth like humans. That feels like a step back.

Cristina: I thought the snake the size of Earth is his child.

Jack: Yeah, but like, what the f*** did he f*** to get that thing?

Cristina: I want to know. It has to be way bigger.

Jack: Fair enough. Either way bigger or he f***** just a normal snake, but because he's a God, he gave birth to this thing.

Cristina: Yes. Well, that's something. We both learned so much from the story. It's a great story.

Jack: Loki's awesome.

Cristina: And besides locations that are explained through myths and stuff, there's also natural disasters that myths are used to explain as well. Like tsunamis from a sea God. The Mochan people that live in some islands near Earth island, they believe in a sea spirit God who sends monstrous waves to pretty much clean out the humans and to eat them. And one time they collected a bunch of fallen coconuts and went to the sea to beg the wave to not destroy their boats or their island or whatever. To not destroy their boats. And the wave, I guess, listened to them and they were saved. That's the story that they tell to themselves. Like, that's the Myth. But in 2004, they remembered that story and it actually saved their lives. Because they remember the story of how they survived the first time, but not by getting the coconuts, but because they remember the whole wave going back and then coming, but it didn't, like, destroy them. But in this time, it was there to destroy them. They went somewhere up higher and they all survived, except for one person, I think died. But around them, a bunch of people died from this. Just them specifically, this group of people were able to make it out alive thanks to a myth. So that's pretty awesome.

Jack: That is kind of badass. Sort of went full circle. It began as an explanation, and that explanation turned out to be the saving grace of a couple of people. Yeah, because it was based on truth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which then goes to say, how many of these myths are based on truth? Like, one dude almost got magnetism and solar winds. Yeah, like, he got pretty close. So how many of these things, although wrapped around the crazy veil of whatever the beliefs were at that time, are, like, actually accurate? Like, if you sift through them enough and you pick the right things, truth is just there.

Cristina: I don't know that's interesting. I like that this actually worked for someone.

Jack: Yeah, it actually worked. The story was built on a fact about tsunamis.

Cristina: Yeah. In Japan, they have this creature called the namazu. The Namazu, which is a giant catfish who causes earthquakes with his tail. Originally, he was there just to warn people before a flood or rain so that they know, like, oh, no, something bad's gonna happen. But he wasn't like a bad creature or anything. Then the tail changed through time, and then he became something called the yokai, which is a creature that's a creature that just destroys things.

Jack: Not necessarily. The yokai, as told to us by the host of Obscure Anomalies when he was guesting on the show, was that his name is Chris Rustic, and he was telling us about the yokai and how the yokai are creatures created to tell stories that couldn't be explained in any other way.

Cristina: Okay. Well, they decided that now he's the one destroying everything with his tail. He's making the earthquakes and the tsunamis with his tail fascinating. Which originally he was a good guy, but whatever. And then later he, I guess, sort of became the good guy again. But now he's punishing people for human. For greed.

Jack: So Santa Claus.

Cristina: Yes. Because his destruction was pretty much destroying the property of the rich people. Because tsunamis and earthquakes are destroying wealthy people's properties, and then they're seeing it as a good thing.

Jack: Fair enough. Because the argument here is if you don't own anything, you don't have anything to lose. And the people who do own anything are the ones who are getting f***. It's when natural disasters happen. Which then comes to put the argument forward that only the greedy people suffer in tragedies. Because the homeless people were already homeless.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And already owned nothing. And nomads and people who just live roaming freely don't own anything to lose. An earthquake hits, your building collapses. Even if there were people renting those apartments, they can go rent somewhere that didn't collapse. The owner of the building is f*****, though.

Cristina: Yes. Yes.

Jack: House owners are f*****.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: House renters can just go rent somewhere else.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Owners of stuff get screwed in an earthquake.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Same thing happens in hurricanes. People who own s*** lose s***. People who don't own s*** don't lose s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Natural disasters attack only the wealthy.

Cristina: Yes. Except for the deaths. That's pretty much everyone but the property, though.

Jack: Yeah. Property wise, wealthy. Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. So, yeah.

Jack: That's why nothing else that could be attacked. Anyways, we are running out of time.

Cristina: Okay. What?

Jack: Yeah. But pretty fascinating I like that some of these people are pretty spot on on what their lessons are. Even if, you know, some of it is crazy.

Cristina: Some of it.

Jack: But it's like a lot of it is crazy in grounded ways. Like they thought about it enough to make it make sense and then told the story with it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then that story turned out true.

Cristina: The best one though was the Chinese. Jesus. Yeah, like, how could you?

Jack: Lady came out of f****** nowhere and started Chineseism.

Cristina: Started. Yeah, those lights were magical.

Jack: Chineseism was the Chinese, the first Asians. Is every other Asian culture, like branching out of Chinese?

Cristina: Maybe Because a lot they're the old. Like they have the oldest, then the.

Jack: Answer is if they are the oldest, then yes.

Cristina: Like not that they're the oldest, but they have the oldest records, I would say from others. Because they were writing before anyone else.

Jack: The Chinese invented record keeping.

Cristina: Well, in the Chinese, I mean the Asian culture, they were the ones that were writing.

Jack: Oh, okay.

Cristina: And that's why everyone else got writing from their writing.

Jack: Because my understanding was that the Jews were the ones who invented record keeping.

Cristina: Well, then maybe they were. I don't know. One passed it to the other, who knows?

Jack: Yeah, but anyways, if you guys like stuff like this.

Cristina: Hey, what about the Egyptians? Are they not older? They were writing, although we can't understand their writing. So do they count? That doesn't count.

Jack: I mean, record keeping as we know it now, where names are written down and family trees are kept in track and that kind of stuff. Yeah, the modern day record keeping that we still do now with just better things. But it was more or less the same thing. That was. I believe I could be mistaken and this could be misinformation, but I don't. The f*** who thinks I'm telling the truth anyways when I'm talking? Yeah, it could totally be the Jews.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Well, in fact, whether or not it's the Jews, it's the Jews.

Cristina: Well, I'm saying it's the Chinese.

Jack: Yeah, fair enough. Anyways, if you guys like things of this nature, there are actually many episodes on random crap like this. The closest thing I could think of to like disasters like this would actually be the mass hysteria episode.

Cristina: Oh yeah.

Jack: Because it's talking about large scale things that happened which kind of falls in line with these large things. Except that's way leaning more towards, you know, trying to dissect the psychology of crazy people.

Cristina: Yeah. But we also, I think, go a little into the weird explanations they came up with.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Before actually figuring it out.

Jack: Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: It's pretty Cool.

Jack: Anyways, you guys can find that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info on Apple podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok on just convopod.

Jack: Yes, and remember to subscribe, rate and review the show if you feel so inclined.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is the most important thing in the world. I tell you this at the beginning, always, and I tell you this at the end, that you have to approach somebody with the kindest heart and ask them. Look, I would love if you listen to the show and if you don't, it's totally cool. There's no pressure, but I hope you can listen to the show. I think you'll enjoy it a lot. And when you're genuine like that, people will just be like, man, this guy, a good guy. And they'll just listen.

Cristina: Of course.

Jack: They'll give it a shot. So just know you share your kindness.

Cristina: They will listen, of course.

Jack: Love is the way.

Cristina: Love is the way. Uhhuh. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: He might have taken a poop in the litter.

Cristina: Boxing all the poop.

Jack: He's scooping all the poop. He didn't say scooping all the poop.

Cristina: That's not a thing.

Jack: No, I think he's just scooping the poop.

Cristina: His poop? Just once.

Jack: His poop? Yeah, he took a poop and I was scooping it. He's a good citizen.

Cristina: That's it.

Jack: Huh?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: He exists in a universe where he took a poop and he just picked the poop up.

Cristina: There has to be more to that song.

Jack: Maybe he grabbed the poop with his bare hand.

Cristina: Yes. I don't know.

Jack: Just a bare grip. Just a bear grip on a poop log.

Cristina: No, if he's scooping it, then he has a something.

Jack: Some sort of poop scooper.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, scooper. To scoop the poop.

Jack: Yeah, he has a scooper to scoop.

Cristina: Then that would make it seem like he's done this before.

Jack: He had a scooper to scoop the poop with.

Cristina: Like, unless that scoop is used for something else.

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. Let's. Let's dive deep into this.

Cristina: We're gonna break down the lyrics. Good morning, Good night. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published bygreat dots.in fox. Art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 125: Banshees and Women in White

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What are Banshees? What are their origins? Are they related to the Woman in the White Dress? Answers to this and more on this episode!

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The duo unpacks Banshee’s, Women in White and any similar or relate ghost or creature in order to get better informed as they continue to fill their Mars prison with different paranormal beings to study. All in the name of science.

Rambling 125: Banshees and Women in White

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Topics Discussed

  • Banshees
  • Death Omen
  • The Weeper
  • Woman in the White Dress
  • La Llorona
  • Lilith
  • Shadow Realm
  • Shapeshifters
  • Fear
  • Reapers

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Jack: And also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on the topics that we discuss. So be sure to find a single individual, somewhere random, that they wouldn't expect to be found by a different complete stranger, and approach them with this very tone. I'm speaking.

Cristina: You sound like an anime villain or something.

Jack: That's fine.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You approach them and you. Hey, Yugi, I have a show for you to listen to. And if you don't, I will fling you to the shadow realm.

Cristina: To the shadow. We're revisiting the shadow realm? Sort of. Not really, but one of the creatures we talked about.

Jack: We are?

Cristina: Yes. The Banshee.

Jack: The banshee? Yes.

Cristina: Remember last time? Well, not last time. Dragon Ball Z, but a few episodes ago, we talked about Ireland creatures. Yes, yes. And we learned about fairies. And I'm still unsure about this fairy ghost thing, if it's a fairy or a ghost or if it's us or not. Like, I know you explained it, but it still makes no sense in my head because it's so many different ideas, but it's all the same. But it's all different, so it's hard to understand for me. But the Banshee, she's a fairy lady, but she's also a ghost.

Jack: Right. Are they different variants of this?

Cristina: Of the banshee?

Jack: Yeah. Is it like, some stories say she's one, some stories say she's the other. Or is it like, collectively, it's unclear.

Cristina: I think she is definitely a fairy lady. Ghost. A ghost fairy lady. Got you for sure. She's usually. I didn't talk about this last time. I didn't realize she was. How short she is. Because, you know, if you remember, the other fairies are the short people.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Well, she could be between 1 to.

Jack: 4Ft tall, so not human.

Cristina: Yeah, so that goes. They say it goes along with her being an old lady, but also to show that she's a fairy lady. So although in different stories we talked about she could be a young lady. Little girl. Did we say little girl or just a young lady to old lady age range?

Jack: No, I think we saw this before she was an old lady. So there's more range here.

Cristina: There's more range?

Jack: Yes. Before we establish she was an old lady. And there's more range because she's not just an old lady.

Cristina: She's a fairy lady. No, she's a short lady.

Jack: So short said she could be a young lady.

Cristina: Last time. I'm pretty sure I said she could be a young lady.

Jack: Oh, really?

Cristina: I don't remember. There was like, three age ranges. The young, the middle age, and the very old. You remember that?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Okay, well, that was last time. This time I'm just talking about her being old because I didn't realize how short she was. But that doesn't matter. What matters, though, is that she's usually the ghost of a murdered lady or a ghost of a mother who died at childbirth. Those are important.

Jack: Yes. Okay.

Cristina: And if you remember, she sings or mourns over the death of family members. Because it's like every family in Ireland has a banshee.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Well, not every, but the ones that come that have their blood from Ireland, of the first people that took over, remember there was a people that fought the fairies, and that's when the fairies disappeared.

Jack: So they're all descendants of St. Patrick?

Cristina: No, of the Malaysians. I think they were called those people. And if you have their blood, then you have a banshee.

Jack: Hold the f*** up. The Irish are just Malaysians.

Cristina: That's how I think it's pronounced. I'm not sure if that's the correct way it's pronounced.

Jack: What is Malaysian people from Malaysia?

Cristina: No. Then it's probably not the same Malaysia that you're thinking about. Is this other word that looks very similar to that.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: I don't think they're connected. Well, sometimes they could be a predictor of death. They could be crying before someone dies. I don't know how they can tell, because usually you find out the person died afterwards anyways. And even if the person died far away, they'll get the news of the death from her crying. And that would be kind of their warning that something bad happened to their family member. Also, there's some moments where a bunch of banshees are crying. I didn't know that.

Jack: During tragedies, maybe.

Cristina: Well, for them, it means that if a person. For someone who's. For someone who's great or holy, they'll cry. A bunch of them will cry for that person.

Jack: What does that mean?

Cristina: Like, I guess the great. Like king or holy, like a saint? I don't know.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: And then a bunch of them will cry. I don't know why they care, but they care a lot. And in Welsh folklore, there's also a ghost that cries before a person dies.

Jack: And in similar Dubanche, just in that.

Cristina: Way that it's crying. It's a voice that's crying, but it's.

Jack: Not, like, super short thing.

Cristina: A short thing like a.

Jack: Like a fairy.

Cristina: Oh, I don't know. I don't know if they consider. When it comes to things outside of Ireland, I don't know if they consider it as a ferry. I think they're just ghosts.

Jack: Yeah. I don't mean, like, it's called a fairy.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I'm saying, like, is it, like, is the description the same being?

Cristina: The only thing I got from the description of this ghost is that it has a voice that they hear. I don't think they see this ghost.

Jack: Got you, got you, got you.

Cristina: And then in Scottish folklore, there's, like, three different creatures that are like this. Can I call them creatures or ghosts? Three different ghost stories that are similar. One is called the Little washer Woman. And when they see her, she's usually washing clothes of people who are about to die. So if she's washing her clothes, I guess, you know, I'm about to die.

Jack: How do they know it's her? What does she look like?

Cristina: I think she's actually kind of described as the same as the banshee as the old lady. Like, she's an old lady washing clothes.

Jack: Got it, got it.

Cristina: And then in a second one from Scottish folklore, she's called a weeper.

Jack: I have heard that before.

Cristina: The weeper.

Jack: Yeah, I've heard that before.

Cristina: Okay. Well, do you. What do you know about her?

Jack: I don't know anything about the name.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Well, she also cries predicting death from her cries. She likes to cry at night by waterfalls, stream or lakes, and in glens or mountainsides. She's very found in very specific locations in Ireland. I mean, Scottish Scotland.

Jack: And she also looks like a fairy.

Cristina: We'll say old lady. Got you, old lady, because fairy. I don't know. I don't know. I guess, like the fairy banshee. Yes.

Jack: Sure looks like a banshee. We'll leave it there.

Cristina: She cries over the death of people who are killed in battle. Those are the specific weepers. Yeah, the weeper. It's just people who died in battle. She'll cry for them. And her cries cause people anxiety for their children that are in war because, you know, like, they're like, is it my child that's gonna be dead? Or whatever. Pz, you don't know. Who's she crying for? And there was an event, though, the Massacre of glencoe. And the McDonald's weeper was heard crying all night. People who heard her crying left the place before the massacre.

Jack: So those people lived and then everybody else died.

Cristina: Yeah, everyone else died.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yep. Yep. And she sounds a lot like the banshee, though, in that they're like. Well, I don't know if the banshee really predicts death, but we can't really tell from when she cries to when they find the death of people.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So, like, it seems like she stops crying when you find the body. So it could be that she's predicting as well.

Jack: Does she sound like she's luring you to the body? Is the cry always heard from the direction of the dead?

Cristina: I don't think so. I don't think so. I just think, like, once you do get the news, then the crying stops.

Jack: I wonder if there's a movie about banshees.

Cristina: Probably. I bet Supernatural has all these creatures.

Jack: Yeah, definitely. They've come across a banshee before.

Cristina: Yeah. And then there's the third version of the Scottish folklore thing because they have so many. Many, I guess, of this similar banshee ghost thing. And it's. This one's kind of creepy. It's when you're sick and you're about to die, she's gonna be outside your door crying.

Jack: But you don't know it's her.

Cristina: No, I guess not. But still, if you hear a lady crying, you're probably like, oh, I guess. I guess this is it. If you're sick and dying in bed.

Jack: That means you're probably in a hospital, in which case you just hear some random person you don't know crying.

Cristina: That's so freaky.

Jack: It just probably means somebody already died in the hospital.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: And that's exactly where you're at.

Cristina: Because maybe before hospitals were a thing and you were just dying at home. That would be creepy then.

Jack: Unless it's so bad you know you're gonna die.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then everybody around you knows it could just be somebody, you know crying.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's only if you're in your house and you hear somebody who isn't familiar crying.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess that would be very creepy, though. Yeah. There's. In Latin America folklore, her name is La Giorona, and that means the Weeping Woman or the weeper.

Jack: Yes, the same thing.

Cristina: Okay. It's the same thing. The Weeping Woman.

Jack: And I'm assuming all the rule sets.

Cristina: Work the same this One's a little.

Jack: More complicated because La Giorona sounds like the woman in the white dress. That is usually what they call her.

Cristina: Yes. There is some connection with this one, I guess.

Jack: Yes, yes, I'm very familiar with La Giorona in Latin American culture. That one is identical to the lady in the white dress. You take her home and she goes in and she left. Some bullshit. And you try to take it and then they're like. She was always been dead.

Cristina: Yes. She's always wearing white, I guess, is what she has in common with the woman in white.

Jack: So you're telling me the woman in white and the weeper fused to create La Giorona?

Cristina: Well, she's a little more complicated though, than the woman in white, because in her story, you know why she's weeping?

Jack: Somebody died.

Cristina: Her children's dead.

Jack: Got you.

Cristina: That's what makes her different. She's usually. She drowned her children. Is it part of her story? And I know one of her stories which. A woman who was beautiful, marries a rich man, and they had two children. And one day she finds her husband cheating on her. So she kills her children for some reason out of anger, revenge, and she regrets it immediately. And out of the guilt, she drowns herself. But she can't enter the afterlife without her children. So she haunts. She haunts, I don't know, around. She haunts places, children, I guess. I think she tries to kidnap children. Maybe, I'm not sure. But yes, the reoccurring themes though, of her story, because there's a bunch of different versions of it. And that's just one of the stories of her is the white dress, the crying and the water, because she drowns her kids in the water. So I guess.

Jack: Right. Sometimes she's wet, sometimes she looks like she just got. She was drenched.

Cristina: Yes. There are white women stories, though, that the woman is also wet, but not relating to drowning her children, usually because.

Jack: She'S out in the rain.

Cristina: Well, the one that I read, one of them was that she. I think she was in a car accident.

Jack: It was raining.

Cristina: She was in a car accident and she actually. She drowned in a lake or something.

Jack: Oh, I know one that she was in a car accident while it was raining. And there was one where she forgot her purse and in. What was it? She left her purse in a cab, got out or she lost it or some s*** like that. Oh, and then she couldn't get in because her phone or some s*** was in there. Or maybe phones didn't exist. Whatever. She couldn't get in Contact with anybody, and she wandered into the woods or whatever, and she went missing. It's because she died in the woods.

Cristina: Yeah, there's quite a few in the woods.

Jack: Yeah, it was raining. And that's why she's wet.

Cristina: That's why she's wet. The. Oh, there was one in Canada, one of their famous white women. She felt she.

Jack: Women in white.

Cristina: Women in white, they call them both ways for some reason. Either or. But the woman in white is better, I guess. And she was gonna marry someone. I think he went to war. So she. She jumped off a fall that they have over there. They have many falls. Well, she jumped off one of them in her wedding dress. Of course, that was the white dress. Not all of them died in a white dress. In a wedding dress, but they're all usually white still. The dress that they are wearing. Some of them white dresses, Some of them wedding dresses. You've heard of the wedding dress ones?

Jack: I thought they were all either a wedding dress or some variant of it.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Because I'm assuming the lady that kills her children even though she's wearing a white dress, isn't wearing her wedding dress. I don't know. That's kind of crazy. But I mean, maybe she is. Like, who knows?

Jack: Maybe she put the wedding dress on and then killed her skids.

Cristina: Yes. Whoa. I guess that. Then that's really revenge to her husband.

Jack: No, that's madness.

Cristina: That's madness. Okay, well, in Mexico, they tell these stories to the children to encourage them not to wander off after dark. So she's like a boogeyman type of situation. In America, part of their story is that they could hear her screaming or crying while she's walking around near water or in the dark. So to scare the kids from going out there. Yeah, where they don't want the kids to be. In Venezuela, the story is a little different in that she has to raise her children alone because the father died in war. And she just. I guess she got tired of that and decided, I'm gonna kill my kids. And then her spirit now kidnaps and kills other people's kids.

Jack: Okay, so it's basically the same story.

Cristina: Yeah. Except in this story, families put wooden crosses above their doors to ward her.

Jack: Off because they think she's some sort of a demon.

Cristina: Yes. Which is like the Lilith story, which I want to talk about. Lilith. Do you know her?

Jack: Lilith is a biblical creature.

Cristina: Yes. She's from the. Well, she's not really from the Bible. Like, she's not in the Bible, but in an early Jewish interpretation, Of the Bible she appears, I guess. And the first Eve, they call her because she was made like Adam in the beginning, you know, instead of Adam. And then Eve threw Adam's. What is it? His. Something.

Jack: Yes, his rib. While Adam was created. And then Eve was created from Adam to be less than Adam and his servant. To Adam, Lilith was the equivalent. And I believe she predates Adam. She wasn't made at the same time as Adam, if I'm not mistaken. I believe she was made first. As if Lilith was the first person.

Cristina: Really? Well, I'm not sure about when she was made to Adam, but they were both made from the same ground or whatever.

Jack: And Lilith is not a good person.

Cristina: Yes, she. They had problems, her and Adam, because they had sex problems. Lilith didn't want to lay down. She was not happy with that because they're equals. She doesn't want to be the bottom. And he was like, no, you have to be the bottom.

Jack: So she wants to f*** in that way where the guy is on his back with his legs pushed up and then she sits on his d*** as if she were the one f****** him, but his d*** is inside her. Interesting.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: She was in some weird positions.

Cristina: Yes. Maybe she wanted them standing up together.

Jack: Or maybe she was a lesbian.

Cristina: Maybe she was a lesbian.

Jack: She was the first lesbian. She's considered the first sinner.

Cristina: She's definitely not a lesbian. I think only because she does, like have sex with people. She's. Before she was in this story, she was a. What's it called? A succubus. She's pretty much a succubus.

Jack: Before she was in the Bible, she was a succubus.

Cristina: Yeah. Like they turned that story into this story because everything's based on other things. The Bible's not the first story.

Jack: So the origin from her in a different culture was a succubus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There was a succubus called Lilith that then got incorporated into Christianity and became Lilith, the first woman.

Cristina: Yes. Do you know about that?

Jack: I did not know that. I knew that Lilith was the first woman and I believe she was the first human.

Cristina: You mean like her then Adam? Right?

Jack: I believe it was her then Adam. Except we wouldn't call her human.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because human was Adam and everything that came from Adam.

Cristina: Oh, really?

Jack: Yes. The idea would be that if you make two different. Even if they look identical.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Adam is one and Lilith is another. So you'd have an entire name of things that came from Lilith.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And are like Lilith, made from her literal matter.

Cristina: Well, good.

Jack: And then entire Tree coming from Adam.

Cristina: She does have children.

Jack: They are not human.

Cristina: No, they're not human.

Jack: Yeah, they're not human because human is Adam and anything that came from him. If Adam mated with Lilith, then those would be human because it would be anything that came from Adam. Yeah, but because they did not mate, it did not come from Lilith. And thus no version of Lilith's offspring are human.

Cristina: Although it's weird, because she does steal his seed and have babies from him. But they aren't humans.

Jack: That's weird, because they should be. Anything that comes from Adam is human.

Cristina: Well, I guess because it's mixing with whatever she is. If she's a whole different thing.

Jack: No, no, no. If she mated with Adam, it would still be. It would be half and half. You'd still calling them human because Adam.

Cristina: Okay, they're called Lilium, and they're earthbound demons.

Jack: Earthbound demons.

Cristina: Yes. She ran away, of course, to gain her independence, like an independent lady. Whatever. And then Adam tells on God. He's. He's like a tattletale. And then God sends three angels to her to get her back. The angels find her in a cave giving birth to their children, and they. And she refuses to go to the garden, so they kill a hundred of her children. I wonder how she reproduces. I wonder what the number was. Unless it was 100 kids and they killed. That or there was, like, she had a thousand and they killed 100 of her thousand kids. But they say, we're gonna come here every day and kill a hundred of your kids every single day until you come back to the garden.

Jack: That's crazy.

Cristina: Yes. So in her revenge, she kills children. Regular kids, I guess, because we're all part of Adam now. So she's killing us.

Jack: Fair enough. She's just taking revenge on Adam's entire bloodline.

Cristina: Yeah. So the death of stillborns and crib deaths are blamed on her.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yep. Lilith is pretty cool. I don't know. There's like, a debate on, like, is she good? Is she bad?

Jack: No. Lilith is bad no matter what.

Cristina: I know. There's just women who look at her.

Jack: Well, she's not bad bad the way Lucifer is bad.

Cristina: What way is that?

Jack: That he didn't really do anything bad.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: She had an opinion.

Cristina: Yeah, well, raping people is not good. When she got there, I guess that was bad.

Jack: Well, she was initially not bad.

Cristina: Yeah, she was initially not bad until the angels killed her children, which then.

Jack: Makes it questionable whether she's bad or scarred.

Cristina: Or scarred. Yeah. And then there's In Ancient Greek, a lady named Lamia, she was having affair with Zeus. So his wife Hera killed. Well, didn't kill her. Killed her children. That's one of the stories. She killed her children and then Lamia kills other women's children. And then in the second story, Zeus's wife forced Lamia to eat her own children. And then Zeus gave her shape shifting abilities, which I think is interesting, that she's a shape shifting monster that eats children, which she should have been in our other episode about shapeshifters that we did about eating, but that was about blood drinking, shapeshifting.

Jack: Yeah, it was about blood suckers.

Cristina: Yeah. But she's a shapeshifter who eats children and might have eaten her own children because of Seuss wife. And today she's used as a boogeyman to frighten children. Similar to Il Cuckoo. And then the most popular version, this is a white lady. She's everywhere.

Jack: Yeah. There's no country that doesn't have this story.

Cristina: Even the people we mentioned before this point were probably white ladies. They were probably all dressed in white.

Jack: Yeah. That's what's kind of fascinating about the white lady, that out of all these arguments that one might be the possible one because there's so much s***. But then the thing is, people have stories of oh no, she's this and no, she's that. No, there's a f****** creature that happens to look like a lady in a white dress or something.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because it's everywhere. It's similar to the problem of a chupacabra. You've seen it too many places to say. It's just here now there is the regional story equivalent where. Well, we believe in these things. So it has to take this form when we tell the story. Yeah, but there's one thing they're all talking about that's similar enough difference between Sasquatch and Bigfoot and Yeti is there's the same s***. It's regional. But there's a thing you're talking about.

Cristina: Yeah. Like even the white lady would look different in like her facial features or something. If you had a draw her, she.

Jack: Might in the Middle east she probably has reddish skin. If you're in Asia, she has yellowish skin. If you're in Europe, she probably has really milky skin. If you're in Africa, she probably has dark brown skin. But you're talking about the same f****** thing.

Cristina: Yes, she does the same exact thing.

Jack: All the same things.

Cristina: Yes, all the same.

Jack: So it's basically we could just say that the lady in white is A Banshee?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're the same thing.

Cristina: Yeah. The only interesting. Really interesting thing about the Banshee is that it's family related. So I wonder if the white lady. There's stuff like that. Like you hear her or you see her, if you're somehow related to her family and you just don't know how you're related. Because we have no idea how related we are to a stranger we meet.

Jack: Man. Here's the. Here's the interesting division between the lady in white and the Banshee. The problem is that the Banshee is you're totally. It doesn't have to be family related, but it's warning you of a death of somebody close.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And she's crying at your location.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The woman in white doesn't do that. You encounter her in the middle of f****** nowhere.

Cristina: She might be crying in some stories, I'm sure there's a story. She's crying.

Jack: Who's lady in white?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No, I'm not saying that she doesn't cry.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think she's always crying.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I'm saying she's not at your house.

Cristina: There's no warning.

Jack: Yeah. She's not at your home crying. She's always wandering the f******, like, side of the woods or some s*** when you see her.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: On the road or some crap. Hitchhiking.

Cristina: Yeah. She's always. It's about her life because she's always based on a real person who died in a real tragedy.

Jack: But that's when we tell the story. Like if we break it down to what this really might be and we compare it to the banshee.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We have two different things.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're similar.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But they're not the same. Now, everything else we've discussed, I think would fall into one of these two categories.

Cristina: The white lady or the Banshee.

Jack: The white lady or the banshee. I think those are the only two real creatures we've heard about so far. And then the story equivalents. So we've heard of either the Chupacabra or the Yeti and everything else. Like, let's say the f****** creature in the middle of this place. And it's a shapeshifter. Okay. You mean the Chupacabra.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or, well, this. Bigfoot. No, you mean the Yeti.

Cristina: So then Lilith fits more with a white lady.

Jack: Lilith fits more with the white lady. Yes. Or Lilith might be her own thing, though she might be unrelated.

Cristina: Okay. She is a ghost and she's killing kids.

Jack: It sounds like she's Intentional.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But then based on the story, she would be the White Lady. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: He's a white lady. It's not the ones that we're about to talk about, but the ones from Mexico. Or not Mexico, but the South American one that we were talking about. She. It sounds like she wants to kill kids too, because she killed her own kids and she wants to take a ghost with her so she can go to the afterlife kind of situation then.

Jack: Man. It's interesting because it defers quite heavily with the lady in White from North America. She's not a. The lady in white isn't a woman with children at all. As far as we know. She usually dies in her teenage years. Maybe like 17 or 18.

Cristina: She's always young.

Jack: Yeah. And you take her to the house. She was just looking for a ride. She didn't do anything weird to you or anything. Just took her home and she forgot something in the car. And then you take it back to find out that's impossible. She's been dead.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I do remember a connection to her and the Banshee, though. The original version of the Woman in White.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: There's a popular medieval legend about the Woman in White where she appears in the house of a family member who is soon to die. She's seen as the ghost of the deceased ancestor of that person. That sounds exactly like the man.

Jack: She and the lady in White.

Cristina: And yes.

Jack: She's feeling both. Rose. She's feeling both somebody who's already dead showing up and sort of an omen of death at the same time.

Cristina: Yeah. Like now she's not that version, but this. The older version of the original. The origin. Is that better? Origin.

Jack: Now, this is what's crazy. We have the lady in wine too many places. Obviously, she's not one person. Meaning. But it's also problematic to say that there's a bunch of this exact same circumstance happening. Coincidence would be too exaggerated at this point. There'd be thousands of the same scenario.

Cristina: But there are. It feels like there are.

Jack: Well, let's be reasonable about that. Obviously, the story is being told the same. But whatever they're telling the story about.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is one thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, like, just being reasonable about it. There's a creature, not a person.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Who seems like a person. Could identifiably be a person. But we could also say the same thing about a succubus or a vampire. They look like people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they're not mermaid like. It looks like a person, but it's not, you know, Siren.

Cristina: Yes, it.

Jack: It's not, but it looks like it.

Cristina: Okay, so these fairy ghosts are not ghosts, but more fairy, like for their own creature.

Jack: Well, depends on whether they're. Well, I guess we, we at this point we'd be leaving the fairy definition of Ireland fairies and be talking about maybe not necessarily fairies, because western fairies in our region of Western is more like. I guess. No, those aren't even f******. I guess it would be Asian fairies that we here in the United States envision are little people with wings.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: So it's wrong to say fairy because whether we're talking Irish or North American, we're kind of off about what the f*** we're talking about. But it is some sort of entity.

Cristina: Yes. That's why I feel like the Irish one is the closest, because it is an entity.

Jack: But it's not a fairy tale.

Cristina: It's not a fairy.

Jack: It's not a fairy. Doesn't fit the description of fairy. Which are little people.

Cristina: Well, they don't. They're not always little people. Just a lot of the time. They're little people a lot of the time. But that doesn't mean they're always like that just fits the story. So they mentioned that one the most, maybe to make them all seem the same.

Jack: Got you.

Cristina: But that could have been, you know, like the story could have been different before. Like maybe fairy people did. Were our size before.

Jack: Yes, yes.

Cristina: They only shrunk in Ireland. They could be spread out. Spread out and just as tall as.

Jack: You know, their normal woman in white and the banshee might be the two variants with Lilith as an exception. That is she is a creature of her own. Or the woman in white. She's the only out of the women in white equivalents. She stands out the most. But she still fits the suit in some categories. While the banshee seems to be a whole other s***. Just warning. And then we have this weird cross pollination of that one event of warning.

Cristina: And also being dead. Yeah. So I don't know more than one creature. One creature.

Jack: I think two creatures, bare minimum. I think three creatures max.

Cristina: Three creatures max.

Jack: I think we're talking about two to three different creatures. And everything else is a regional variant.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: People just telling the story a different way.

Cristina: Mm. Probably. Yes. Yes, I think so.

Jack: Interesting. And they look like people is one of the characteristics.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They usually embody somebody who's dead. They aren't somebody who's dead.

Cristina: No.

Jack: They appear to appear to be the person who said, if you're a Woman in white.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So whatever that creature is always shows up in white. Even if that person was probably not even wearing white. Maybe there's something about their transformation into that person that only allows that to be the color.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they always look to be wearing white. Thus the woman in white, even if she died in a blue dress, when.

Cristina: You see her, it might be the same dress, but not white.

Jack: Exactly. Maybe they can't imitate these colors. Yeah, maybe we are talking about some sort of shapeshifter that can only embody somebody dead.

Cristina: Oh, you think a shapeshifter? But then that's more fairy, like, because they're very shape shifter too, like.

Jack: Yeah. So they could definitely embody somebody who's only dead. And that's why the story is always the same. Oh, no, it's not possible. And somehow they get the memories of the person too, because they often ask to go to the same place that the person used to live.

Cristina: Yes, Yes. A lot of them are the same place.

Jack: They're hunting the children of people similar.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Those that are doing that are feeding. So we can say the same creature two different instances. In one case, they still have the memories of the person somehow.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That being said, all of that being said, maybe the lady in white. Holy crap. Isn't even on the side. We forget to keep talking about this, but maybe they're from the shadow freaking realm.

Cristina: That's where the fairies are from. That's where the banshees from. That's why I keep saying she's a banshee.

Jack: Maybe we're seeing. Maybe she's not taking the form of anything. Maybe we're just seeing her shadow form. Her.

Cristina: You know?

Jack: Yeah, her. This side form from the shadow realm.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Interesting. And it might appear as this person or that person. Or maybe using that energy from when.

Cristina: We see her feed, though it matches up with Lilith in that it's children.

Jack: Yes. So there are creatures over there feeding on children from over here?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: That's a strange one. So far, I don't think there's any banshee eating children, though. But when it comes to women in.

Jack: White, maybe Lilith is the first. Similar to, like, Dracula.

Cristina: I mean. Yeah. Like she has children. They're demons. But maybe they're not really demons the way we think of demons.

Jack: Maybe she spawned whatever creature the women in white are.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. Oh, you know, that's so crazy. There's a place, though, that there's like 300 stories of the women in white, which, like, they're called. They're actually Called the Maidens of the name of the location of the place. Because there's so many.

Jack: Fascinating. So there might be a breeding ground.

Cristina: That's so crazy now.

Jack: It's not a breeding ground on this.

Cristina: Side, but it seems like it because they do. There are stories of the real ladies that died. Well that match up.

Jack: You know, the creatures aren't breeding on this side. The creatures manifest where there's energy to manifest through, as we've established. And if all these people have died in this area, there is more than enough sorrow and fear.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To go around. And so they can heavily manifest. So haunted areas are just places with enough energy for these creatures to manifest most vividly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the more haunted you are.

Cristina: That's why there's so many women in white in a lot of places. But in this specific, in eastern Russia is where they're at, where there's like a ridiculous amount. It says like 350 of them.

Jack: So then the question would be in that area that they're in, was there some sort of tragedy? Is it considered particularly scary place or a haunted place place or something along those lines that could allow there. We know emotions allow shadow beings to manifest.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Specifically fear.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is the most powerful of them all.

Cristina: That place is scary.

Jack: Are people scared of that place?

Cristina: I don't know if people are.

Jack: Because it could be self perpetuating. It could be. There was one story, people got a little freaked out about that story. But the fear surrounding every time people went through there allowed two or three to manifest. But then the experience is multiplied because their experience, more people had the same story to tell, which then created more fears. People would go through there, which then in return allowed more fear to linger and more to form. And little by little, anyone have to.

Cristina: Die for these things to be born.

Jack: Maybe just the first lady. Somebody saw something, maybe the right person. Here's what usually happens. Right. Somebody who doesn't know the person goes through, sees the lady in white. There was enough energy, enough here. Whatever case might be, pick the lady in white up. Either their children die or they take the lady to her home, quote home, unquote. And her father tells you the same bullshit. Sorry, she's been there. A little weird event that happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But maybe this is the one time that the father was the one driving down the street and he sees his f****** daughter and he freaks out and she gets in the car, he's like, what the f***? Or somebody who does know her.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: A family member or something like that. Bob. Her cousin, who didn't know and came the visitor or some s*** drives her to the house. Now the fear is so immense because I saw her.

Cristina: Everyone that knows her is seeing her.

Jack: We saw her. We saw her. She was there. We saw her. This place is haunted. That must have been a demon or something. Now the fear is real. Real.

Cristina: That's why certain locations are haunted. Because everyone's seeing her there. But only like it just took one person seeing her there for a bunch of people to see her there. And then she became a real thing there.

Jack: People have seen the lady in white in different places and they're unrelated. So it's not as scary. It had to be. In order for this place to be of mass ground, some series of events had to lead to the amount of fear that there is relative. Because otherwise every place would have that same amount.

Cristina: So then something else must have happened.

Jack: I'm telling you how it happened. It was somebody who might have known her.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Opposite to a stranger. A stranger picked her up. They were only scared after they were told the story. Somebody who knows or sees her. Holy s***. I was at the funeral.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: Now you're like, I'm never going down the street again.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you had to go down there one day for whatever reason, but you didn't see her, but you went through there so panicked the person behind you saw her.

Cristina: Have we ever talked about the haunted road like this though? Like maybe that's why it's so freaking.

Jack: Haunted instead of being a space anomaly.

Cristina: Yeah. What if it's not a space anomaly but some weird energy thing is happening? Like this place?

Jack: Definitely could be. It could. Well we've established that maybe it's not the streets, that the street itself that's haunted, but the forest, the woods themselves are haunted. We just didn't know what we meant by haunted. And what we meant by haunted is creatures from the shadow realm.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Cut through because of fear.

Cristina: So there's no such thing as haunted in Linton Road? Yeah, there's a hoarder of creatures in there, but not real creatures, shadow creatures.

Jack: They're real creatures. They're just from the shadow realm.

Cristina: Yes. And in this place in Russia, man, that's so crazy. 350. This is a lot of ghosts. Yeah.

Jack: So I think that's how it happened. It self perpetuated. Somebody saw it, freaked out. It was real fear. Like way more fear than just getting told the story. You saw the person you know is dead. You tell they're like, no f****** way, you're losing your mind. But now they're kind of freaked out. Like maybe he's telling the truth. Rolling down the same street. You see her too? Oh, s***.

Cristina: Yeah. It's interesting because none of these stories, it's random lady. Like, you have a real person who's died or supposedly this person really died.

Jack: I think whatever. Creed. I think they're all. I think we could call them all. D*** it. The problem is we don't have a name for it. The question is, is it different from a banshee? And I think it is. I think the lady in white is different from the banshee.

Cristina: But we can agree they're both shadow people.

Jack: I think they're both shadow creatures. Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I think they're both shadow creatures, and I think the banshee is the harmless one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The banshee is probably the more scary one because it's screaming. Cries, yes. Like, you'll be way more horrified to encounter a banshee, but you're way more in danger with the lady in white. The question is, what creature is the lady in white? Because we know the banshee is some sort of warning creature.

Cristina: Yeah. While the lady in white is just sometimes. Sometimes wants to eat some children. There's some, though, ghost stories I just remembered about. She wants to share gold with people. I don't know why. She has like a gold, like, treasures.

Jack: Oh, no, that's a trap.

Cristina: That's. No. Well, it depends because sometimes she's like, you could have half, and if you're greedy, then death on you. But if you listen to her, she'll. She'll really give it to you. I don't know if there's one stories that there are traps, but the ones that I read, she's honest until you're greedy and then you're dead.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: But I don't know how that relates. But that's just an interesting thing I remembered about some of the white lady stories or the lady in white stories. There's another ghost that's similar to the lady in white, but she's not the lady in white. She's a ghost in Nigerian and African schools. She haunts the schools and like, the places the kids are sleeping. Like the boarding schools. That's what they're called. Whatever. And her name is Madame Koikoi. Well, she haunts the schools and she wears red heels. And she is popular in Nigeria, Ghana and South Africa. In Nigeria, there are two origin stories for her. In the first story of Lady Kokoi, she was a beautiful teacher. She liked to be her students. And she was fired for slapping a Student. And one day when she was going home, a car hit her and she died. And then she swore revenge on the school and the students for some reason. And then after she died, I guess while she was dying. And then she haunts the school.

Jack: How is she related to anything? Why did we learn about this one?

Cristina: Because she's a ghost lady. I guess that's how she relates.

Jack: There's a lady? Million other ghost ladies. How do you pick this one?

Cristina: I don't remember. Cuz she's really famous. Like the white lady in white. She's famous everywhere.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: This lady's famous everywhere around Africa.

Jack: Yeah, but the lady in white and the Banshee are heavily related in that they're both women, both crying, both surrounding the concept of death.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is just some random lady who died.

Cristina: Yes. Who kills her children. Which is like those ghost stories where they. She kills children.

Jack: Like the white lady in white.

Cristina: Yeah, the lady in white kills children. Except this lady's killing school children because of her death.

Jack: In a specific school?

Cristina: In specific schools. Yes.

Jack: No, in a specific school. Or does she like swear revenge on the board of education?

Cristina: No, no, no. I guess depending on the school you're at, she's haunting your school because that's how spread out her story is. So.

Jack: So her story is too specific. In the case of the lady in white, there is variance.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Here is the same story.

Cristina: Yes. With different origin stories, though just like little changes to them, but which makes.

Jack: This one sound way less likely.

Cristina: Okay. Even though they're all almost the same. Although one of them, the students, killed her by accident. They were tired of her beating them up, so they beat her up themselves. And one of them killed her with her own shoe. And then she started killing them off one by one like a horror movie.

Jack: So Final Destination.

Cristina: Yeah. So that was pretty interesting. And then there's these other things which I think relate more to the Banshee. And that's why I looked this up. But it doesn't. I don't think we'll find any relations with the women. And why? Because there's these things called psychopomp. I think that's how you pronounce it. And it means the guide of spirits. They're the creatures, spirits, angels or deities. And many different cultures and religions that guide the deceased from earth to the afterlife. Because we don't know if the Banshee is doing that.

Jack: Maybe you mean reapers.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess reapers is a version of it. Because there's many different versions of these things that just. They come when you're dead and they take you to the next place. And who says the banshee's not doing that? Like, maybe they're just crying until you die and then they walk away with you.

Jack: We don't know you aren't dying when a banshee shows up. Banshee's crying because somebody died and they're letting you know.

Cristina: No, but they're crying until that person is dead though. Like why? What if they stopped crying because they're now taking the soul to the next place?

Jack: That'd be weird. Because if somebody's dying far away, they're with you while that person far away is dying. So they're warning you about a person they're not around.

Cristina: Well, they're taking it as a warning. They're not. Like it might not really be a warning to you. They just happen to live where you're living. Like they maybe didn't want to leave Ireland because they love Ireland. It's their home.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. I feel like you totally missed everything I just said. The ban. She warns you about somebody dying or about to die. See, regardless of where the person who's dying or about to die might be.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: She's around the people that would care. Oh, okay, so she's not around the dying person.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: She. How she delivering the soul if she's nowhere near the dying person?

Cristina: No, I guess not.

Jack: So she would be just like a warning system.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then the reaper is a deliverer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This other creature.

Cristina: Yeah, but the reaper, I guess I'm sure there's another creature that's she.

Jack: I think there's a system of creatures that function in non harmful ways, as well as a sisters and ecosystem.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: As well as the system of creatures that function in exclusively harmful ways. Like a wet church.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is vicious and dangerous for no f****** reason. So I'm thinking, yeah, I'm thinking that the banshee in this case is harmless, as is the reaper.

Cristina: Yeah. He's just there to collect the soul.

Jack: Yeah. I think those are delivery beings to some degree.

Cristina: One example of the guide of souls that I like. They, they depict them as animals besides of spirits and creatures and stuff like that. They also see them as animals that are warning, I mean, that are there for the dead. In different cultures. It could be horses, deers, dogs, ravens, crows, vultures. There's a bunch of different animals. But the one that I think is the most famous of the animals are birds. Like if you see a huge amount of birds waiting outside a home of the dying, you're like they're here for that person. Well, I think that's the most famous cyberpunk.

Jack: It's well known for the crows.

Cristina: The crow. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: So crows are considered an omen of death, as well as black cats.

Cristina: Yeah. So those are the animals that are gonna, I guess, take the soul with them.

Jack: Interesting that you would say that, because in both the case of crows and the case of cats, they're usually not being noisy or anything. They're just waiting.

Cristina: They're just waiting.

Jack: They're just waiting. Specifically cats. Black cats. A black cat sitting on you while you are in a hospital is a bad sign.

Cristina: Okay, that's interesting.

Jack: Yeah. Like it's about to wait for your soul.

Cristina: Actually, I've heard of dogs, too. Of dogs in the hospitals would do the same. Like they would go to the person who's about to die.

Jack: Yeah. Before they die. Like they know ahead of time you can smell the death.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Well, maybe they're not smelling it. Maybe that's not any normal dog.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or if these deliverers can take over.

Cristina: Creatures, that's possible too.

Jack: Maybe it is a normal dog. Until the liver takes over its body and patiently waits.

Cristina: Mm. What do you think of that? That's pretty interesting.

Jack: So it's a possession that's not violent?

Cristina: No, it's very peaceful in a way. Like the death. Or hopefully the death is as peaceful. Yeah.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. The shadow realm has quite a couple of weird things in there. We got to keep these investigations going. I must see if I can catch. Like I said, with more information that we get, maybe catching a banshee becomes possible.

Cristina: Oh, snap.

Jack: Using science, using any means, we might come across any information based on what we learned. Right. I'll know more where to find a banshee as well as, apparently, I gotta find a woman in white to see if that is a creature of its own. The banshee doesn't seem harmful. The woman in white seems dangerous.

Cristina: What if she's the bad version of the banshee, like we had? Did we decide to scrap that idea?

Jack: No, I. I know what you're talking about, and I was thinking about it earlier, which was that maybe the woman in white is a type of banshee that has become feral. A feral banshee.

Cristina: That's what you were calling them. Feral. Right.

Jack: But the only difference is that we don't know that a banshee has lost anybody or that the banshee has even died. The banshee might not never have been human.

Cristina: No, I don't think so.

Jack: Then Again, the lady in white might just be inhabiting humans or looking like humans that were once alive.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So they might not necessarily have ever been humans either. It's still. They sound so different either way.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like we can see how a wet judge and a wendingo are the same.

Cristina: But they don't look the same either.

Jack: They behave so similarly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While these two. Like, they behave so similarly and similar to werewolf, almost.

Cristina: Yeah, There's.

Jack: There's real tight connections there.

Cristina: Well, in.

Jack: While here, there's the big discrepancy in behavior. Like, big. The only commonality is the crying. And not all the women in white cry.

Cristina: No. But a lot of them, I think, do.

Jack: Yeah. So there are some. And the person might have actually died. That's. I guess that's another similarity. They think the person who died became the banshee.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They think it could just be that this creature is taking the shape of somebody dead.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To then warn them of death.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So I guess there are some similarities to look at.

Cristina: So you might find a connection that we're not even thinking about right now.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. There's a line I'm not even thinking about.

Cristina: Yep. Interesting. The psychotrop. In ancient Egypt, they had a God named Anebus. Do you remember him?

Jack: Right, he's the sort of Egyptian God of death or some s***.

Cristina: Yes. He's the. He's a guide of souls.

Jack: Oh, yeah. He's a spirit guide. He's actually not the guide. He's not the death bringer. No, he's the soul deliverer. He's the soul deliverer who delivers it to. Who's gonna weigh it.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, that's exactly. So he's a. Whatever these are called again.

Jack: Reapers.

Cristina: Yep. Reapers. I guess reapers are easier word than calling them psychotomps.

Jack: Maybe it's the same thing. Maybe we're literally talking about the same thing.

Cristina: Yeah. In the Greek mythology, there's the ferryman. Sharon. I don't know his name, but I know the Greek. You know, the ferryman from Hades, that you have to go on his boat to go to the.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: River. Across the river.

Jack: The river Styx.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. So when you die, a family member puts a coin on you so that when your spirit goes there, you could pay. And if you don't pay, you got to stay there a hundred years and wait again to cross. So. And then in Norse mythology, the Valkyries are choosing their favorite warriors to go to Valhalla to be part of Odin's army, because he's preparing for Ragnarok So he's building this army. So they're taking the best warriors for that. And then in modern day, the Jewish reaper is the archangel Samuel, whose row is both as the angel of death and the accuser. I don't know if you heard of that archangel.

Jack: No.

Cristina: And then in many cultures, there's the shaman who both plays the. That person that takes the soul to the dead, but also helps bring people to. Helps in giving birth to people. Like, I guess he would be there when you're. You're giving birth to your child.

Jack: The shaman.

Cristina: The shaman.

Jack: Interesting that I've never heard that name for it. But a very old version of reapers that I've heard are the same, and they're represented with the numbers 1 and 9. And the goal is that they bring their soul delivery in every direction.

Cristina: Yes. Well, the shamans are like that. Yes, exactly like that.

Jack: So the reaper I was thinking about this whole time was a shaman.

Cristina: Yep. Wow. And then in the Philippine culture, they think that the ancestor spirits are the ones that are the reapers. When a person who's dying calls out to call someone's name that's, I guess, dead. Like if you called your mother's name while you were dying, then it's because your mom is there to take you to the next life.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: And that's their thing. And that's pretty interesting because a lot of people probably say someone who's dead already name or whatever. But in. And In Christianity, there's St. Peter, Michael the Archangel and Jesus are thought of as the reaper. Yep, yep, yep.

Jack: Anyways, we're out of time, and that is definitely fascinating. I didn't know how closely related to banshees the women in white were, but there's definitely some lines crossing there. So as we go and find ourselves one of these s****, we got a experiment. Experiment. We got to find out. Because if we find two different things, that's crazy, but maybe they are related the way a wendingo wetcha and a werewolf are.

Cristina: Yes. Like, it's. It's gotta be. It's there. Like we can, like, glimpse at it. We can't really see it as well as those creatures, but it's like there's a tiny glimpse of.

Jack: There's some connection.

Cristina: Connection?

Jack: Yeah, they're either similar or the same.

Cristina: In different ways or like they're different types of the same thing.

Jack: Like a beaver and a badger.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, that's a good example. If you guys heard the shadow people story, not the shadow people. Which episode was that with the beaver and the badger?

Jack: And that was the Shadow Realm. Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. Yes. You guys check that episode out.

Jack: Yeah. Interesting.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If you guys are interested in things of this nature, episodes of this type, there are many, many, many. We're building our understanding of the Shadow Realm as we move forward in order to capture some of these f****** on this side and find out what the h*** is going on with that.

Cristina: It feels like we're playing Pokemon.

Jack: Yeah. Catch them all.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so, I mean, our prison is getting nice and packed. I like it. I mean, it's 95% just like reptilians.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But that's fine. Whatever. It's like, it's realistically 99% reptilian. It's a f****** planet worth of Reptilians and random s*** we added to it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's like really, like 99.99% reptilians.

Cristina: That's a lot of Reptilians.

Jack: Yeah, but we got other s*** in there. Cat people and our guards who are subhumans. Oh, there's a s*** ton of cat people.

Cristina: Yeah. And roach people. I'm not sure. No, no, that's rare because we killed.

Jack: We destroyed a lot of them. Anything that was left was just not on planet.

Cristina: Yeah. So a few roach people, but they probably don't. They multiply like crazy. Yeah.

Jack: They're probably building an army.

Cristina: So. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, there's probably war gonna happen at some point, but we got Reptilians to toss at them.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: We're ready. We're getting ready. We just got to brainwash everybody we got.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And we might have, like, ethereal beings on our side. Whatever. Anyways, if you guys want to hear more of those episodes, you can find the Shadow Realm episode. There's a Shadow Piece People episode, which is part of Groundhog Day episode, which you found out about all this s*** in the first place. And some Adrenochrome episodes and s*** of that nature to get caught up on what we're talking about.

Cristina: If this lawsuit and the Ireland episode, the Irish folklore.

Jack: Yes. So you can find all of those things@graythoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @JustConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and to rate. And if you feel so inclined, review.

Cristina: The show and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, word of mouth. Very important. Find people who watch that garbage f****** show. Ghost. Ghost Adventures, where the guy gets that super Buff, jacked up guy who could, like, knock out a ghost in one shot.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is just scared of everything he ever sees. See, if you know people who like that, then send them over here like this, tell them about this show, and they'll tune in and realize, oh, that's what they saw over there in Ghost Adventures.

Cristina: That's why they were that scared.

Jack: That's why they were that scared. Or that guy's a b****. That is a total coward. So, yeah, no, you could do that. Tell your friends, be like, hey, you like ghosts? I gotta show about ghosts for you.

Cristina: Ghostbusters. Yes, this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. He's scooping the poop.

Cristina: Who's poop?

Jack: He's scooping his own poop.

Cristina: His own pool.

Jack: He says it. He's scoop of the poop. Scoop of the poopa de poop. Scooping the poop that you scoop. He's scooping the poop that.

Cristina: I don't know if that's right.

Jack: Amen. We know he's scooping poop.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we know the poops being scooped.

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: In order for this poop to be scooped, there must have been poop.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So somebody pooped. No other characters are mentioned in the story other than the fact that he's scooping poop.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's no cats, there's no dogs. There's no. No other person. Nothing else is mentioned other than the fact that he, the singular character, is.

Cristina: Cooping poop, but he doesn't say it's his poop. What if it was just poop?

Jack: It's not. It's from where? There's no other characters in the story. No other characters in the story. There's one character.

Cristina: Mention of someone else.

Jack: No, there's one character in the story. Him scooping the poop. Meaning it's his poopy scooping. Okay, this is writing 101.

Cristina: Okay. It's his poop.

Jack: It's not a magical poop that popped out of nowhere and just exists without a beginning and end. How do you know it's just always existed there?

Cristina: Yeah, that's why he's always scooping it, because it keeps reappearing.

Jack: No, the song is about the one time he pooped and then he scooped his poop.

Cristina: Just one moment.

Jack: Yes. It's about. Isn't that all songs are about a moment or an event, a series of events related to each other? If it's not one moment. But this sounds like a song about one moment where he was just scooping poop.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister. With social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 124: Jesus the Easter Vampire

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Did Jesus really come back to life? Was he really the son of God? Was he performing miracles? The life of Jesus and the meaning of Easter dissected on this Easter Special!

The duo dust off the original biblical scriptures and comb through searching for the truth behind who and what Jesus Christ was. In doing so they come across what seems like similarities between the story of Christ and Bram Stoker’s Dracula. What they discover as they dive deeper will forever change what we think of Jesus Christ forever!

Rambling 124: Jesus the Easter Vampire

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  • Egg Stealing
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  • Mary’s Rape
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  • Vampire Blood
  • Search for Immortality
  • Illusionist
  • Vampiric Powers
  • Seth, the Ancient Vampire
  • Vampire Hunters

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast. The show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I am your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't. Not yet. Not done it, you should its goats to the subscribit button to click its and get notify. It's the moment new episodes are released.

Cristina: That's horrible.

Jack: That's how they talked in the olden days.

Cristina: No, I don't know. They did talk horribly. Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions. Any views on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure that since the holidays are coming, the great hot. Is it a holiday? Whatever. Easter is on its way to find a loved one and get chocolate. Cuz Jesus is gonna steal your eggs and rabbits. Yes, something like that.

Cristina: That's how you sum up Easter?

Jack: That's how I sum up Easter. There's nothing wrong there. Think about it. Think about it. That makes total sense.

Cristina: Jesus was a rabbit.

Jack: Jesus. When's Easter tomorrow?

Cristina: I don't know. It's very soon. Could be tomorrow. I don't know. I don't know. Easter's on a Sunday, isn't it? Easters are always on Sunday.

Jack: Easter's on the fourth.

Cristina: Fourth. Yeah. Oh, it's called Easter Sunday.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, got it, got it, got it. So Easter's tomorrow. I mean, I knew it was coming up. I didn't know exactly when it was coming up. I just knew it was coming up manana tomorrow.

Cristina: The great Easter bunny.

Jack: But yeah, so I'll summarize. For anybody who doesn't know, we've talked about Easter quite a bunch on show. This is sort. It's an Easter show.

Cristina: That's what it. It's an Easter show.

Jack: Yeah. The whole podcast is centered on Easter.

Cristina: Specifically.

Jack: Specifically, all we do.

Cristina: It's a Christian show.

Jack: It's a. It is a Christian show.

Cristina: Talk about Christ a lot.

Jack: Like we talk about Christ a lot. People, if you don't believe this is a Christian show, then you're out of your mind. Because we talk about God all the time. It's crazy how much we talk about Satan all the time.

Cristina: I didn't mean to say Satan. I meant saints.

Jack: We talk about saints and Satan, Lucifer.

Cristina: I guess we'll talk about all of them.

Jack: God, I don't know. Anyways, I'll summarize. I'll summarize what Easter is so the people understand. Once upon a Time there was a man who used to steal all of the eggs. And in the past, if you are familiar with history, eggs were valuable. Owning a chicken meant a lot. So you had chickens and that was a valuable commodity because you could produce eggs, which means you had eggs to eat. But there was this carpenter who used to hang out with a bunch of thieves and killers, liars and schemes.

Cristina: He was one of them.

Jack: He was one of them. He was part of a band. There were 13 of them, sometimes 14 if you count the woman that used to chill with them. The w****. If you count the w**** that used to chill with them.

Cristina: She wasn't a w****. I read that she wasn't a w****.

Jack: People don't know that. People, people swear she was a w****. Anyways. People used to hang out with a.

Cristina: Bunch with a different w****.

Jack: He used to hang out with a bunch of criminals, murderers, liars, cheaters, stealers, and a w**** and a f****** w****. And he, he was the con artist of the bunch.

Cristina: He was a magician.

Jack: A magician. He used to con people, trick people, steal their watches off of their wrists while showing them a magic trick and then show it to them. And when he returned their watches, he robbed their wallet. He was a genius at what he did.

Jack: This man was known, Jesus and Jesus as his side hustle because he was such a slick guy. He would go to farms where people had chickens and it would be like, yo, I show you a magic trick.

Cristina: But he, he's a carpenter.

Jack: He's a carpenter. That's his cover.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: So he would use that as a cover. Like, I'm gonna build you a farmhouse.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Build your farmhouse. And that farmhouse you can keep your chickens. Let me see the size of your chickens and I'll know the size of the coop that I built for all your chickens in the farmhouse.

Cristina: All right? And then what does he do?

Jack: He' I'm gonna need the keys for your chicken coop so I can build you a bigger chicken coop and move your chickens and you're not around so you don't have to do the hard work. I do all the work. And then they're like, yeah, here, just come when I'm, I'm at work on Sunday. You can come on Sunday and you can, you can take the chickens and put them in the other thing. After you build me the new coop, bro, I'll pay you. He's like, I take money in advance. He's like, I got you, bro. Use some money in advance. I expect that job done. And then he's like, yeah, I'll do it.

Cristina: And he doesn't do it.

Jack: He does not do it. He just shows up and he steals all the eggs that that man was gonna sell to make money. And he got the money from the man who paid them to do the job. He doesn't really do carpenter s***, so he just got the money, didn't buy any materials. But he got the eggs too. Eggs. Cuz the guy wasn't there. He gave me keys for Sunday. He was at work.

Cristina: Oh, he was on work. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. Jesus just got all the eggs. Con artist.

Cristina: Con artist. Okay.

Jack: So eventually Jesus got killed for the egg stealing. He got super murdered for stealing all the eggs all the time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But some chemist somewhere made a concoction and gave it to him. And he's like, look, they can crucify you. You take this, it's gonna look like you're already crazy, unenergetic. They're not gonna kill you themselves. They want the suffering to happen. So you take this, you're gonna look more hurt than you really are. Then you're gonna. Your heartbeat is gonna be undetectable. They use this in the future all the time to hide, you know, like a guy named James Bond is going to have. And they're going to think he's dead. So you use this and they'll think you're dead while you're on the cross. And then we come down, take you, take you to a hole somewhere. And then when you recover.

Cristina: Why are they doing that for him?

Jack: You come. Because they're the homies.

Cristina: Oh, they're one of the tall.

Jack: And then he comes out of the thing. And then he started stealing eggs again. And people were like, no, he's been resurrected to steal eggs. His. His spirit has unfinished egg.

Cristina: That's when they decorated. Because they were hiding it from him.

Jack: Then they decorated all their eggs as colorful stuff. And then they also made chocolate shaped like eggs.

Cristina: They were like, to confuse him even.

Jack: More, use them so that if he did find the eggs, it was 50, 50 chance he would just open chocolate and be like, these aren't even eggs. These are just.

Cristina: And he's allergic to chocolate.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. So that's the truth about Easter.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And from then forward, every Easter, we hide our eggs and try to confuse people by also hiding chocolate so that if Jesus hits our place, there's a. Like, what are the odds he doesn't want to anymore? Because he knows there's a 50, 50 chance he opens that and dies.

Cristina: Is he showing up as a rabbit, like, dressed up in a Rabbit suit.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. That's where the rabbit comes in. Totally.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's his disguise he used because as soon as after the resurrection he got caught, he needed a disguise. So he would pretend to be. Yeah, he would show up in a giant rabbit suit and try to steal it.

Cristina: Because everyone has to think he's dead for good.

Jack: Yeah. He needs to keep that. The lie sold.

Cristina: Yeah. So he can still steal eggs. Okay.

Jack: But since he's allergic to chocolate, that's gone way down. And there's only one Jesus. He can't be everywhere at once. It's not like he's good or something. So, you know, that's why we celebrate the comedic nature of that one time in history that some dude named Jesus was stealing all the eggs.

Cristina: Crazy F A X facts. Yeah. True story.

Jack: True story, man. Nothing but wokeness going on there.

Cristina: Did you get that story from the Bible?

Jack: No, the Bible lies.

Cristina: The Bible lies.

Jack: I was filled with lies.

Cristina: What kind of lies?

Jack: All of them.

Cristina: What is the main lie? Is there a main lie? I guess they have too many.

Jack: No, no, no. There is a main lie.

Cristina: There is a main lie.

Jack: There was a God. And then the whole Bible is centered around that one lie.

Cristina: What if there was a God?

Jack: It wasn't the God they're talking about. Or I guess the main lie is God was the good guy. Right.

Cristina: God, who was the person.

Jack: Like we just saw that thing earlier about how God killed 2 million people but Satan only killed 10.

Cristina: 10.

Jack: Like I feel like this clear measure here of who's the bad guy. What?

Cristina: I guess killing people is alright.

Jack: Destroyed towns with fire, the firstborn of many. An entire flood that just wiped out all existence.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Lucifer 10, God 2 million.

Cristina: Yes. Well, the Bible didn't lie about that.

Jack: No, it totally didn't. This is saying God is like we, this is the good guy. Oh, he's the good guy.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Try to confuse us and trick us about who? Right is wrong, left is blue, you know?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Try to f*** it all up.

Cristina: What if we're supposed to think killing is good?

Jack: What?

Cristina: What if we're supposed to. To believe that killing was good?

Jack: I mean, then why can't we kill? Why can't we go out and pop some mofos? He made himself in our image. What, he's copying us.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, it's funny that that statement in general just totally lends itself to the fact that. Or he made us in his image. Right?

Cristina: He made us in his image. Yeah.

Jack: Then he made Jesus in our image.

Cristina: No, he Made Jesus in his image too.

Jack: Yeah, I guess.

Cristina: No, I don't know how Jesus was made.

Jack: Jesus was a poop.

Cristina: Magic.

Jack: A magic poop.

Cristina: He's a. He was made without a semen. He's just.

Jack: No, there was. It was holy semen.

Cristina: Holy semen.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: How?

Jack: He's God. He could be everywhere at once, including inside you.

Cristina: He had like a magic semen floating inside Mary. Yeah, yeah. He or many his.

Jack: Let's. Let's be real. On top of the number of deaths he has committed, like the murders he's done, he's kind of guilty of raping Mary, right?

Cristina: I guess. She doesn't say that it's rape though. She's happy about it.

Jack: She said I was impregnated by the Lord.

Cristina: Maybe he asked for it. Maybe.

Jack: Nope. No, she was shocked.

Cristina: She was shocked by it. Oh, no.

Jack: Sorry. If Jesus. Mary was an alcoholic or a drug addict or some s***. And she blacked out. She was consistently wasted and she blacked out because even Joseph was like, I didn't f****** pregnant her.

Cristina: Oh crap.

Jack: Yeah, she was some sort of drug addict. Which kind of fits a suit that he would grow up in the slums being just an architect or what the was he carpenter. And that he would hang out with a bunch of criminals because that's the environment he was raised in. His mom was like a drug addict.

Cristina: What was his dad. He was still around, wasn't he?

Jack: He was trying to support his family, but it was probably an alcoholic. Oh, they didn't own s***. That's why they slept in a barn.

Cristina: It was her cousin's barn or something. I forgot it was like a family.

Jack: Yeah, they didn't own crap. They were. They couldn't even go to a stranger because they couldn't even buy a place or like rent a room or something like, here's some coin, let me stay here. They can go to a motel. They had nothing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So they were like, okay, just cuz your family, go sleep with the animals. I'll give you at least a roof.

Cristina: That's where they lived.

Jack: I don't know where the f*** they lived. I know that's where they had Jesus. Jesus of Nazareth. Which means he was in Nazareth. That was Nazareth. Is Nazareth in Jerusalem. Whatever. Anyway, so yeah, Easter. All of this is related to Easter.

Cristina: Related to Easter history.

Jack: History. Informing of Easter is coming. Informing of Easter is coming and. Nah. But all jokes aside, Easter is about the resurrection.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Are we sure about that? Easter is the day he came back.

Cristina: Yes. Wow. Probably not sure. Probably not 100% sure. Because no one's 100% sure about anything in the Bible.

Jack: Yeah, like he was actually born in the summer.

Cristina: Yes. So none of it's for sure.

Jack: So he died three days before Easter. What a coincidence that he'd come to life on Easter.

Cristina: Yes. Wait, he died three days before.

Jack: I mean, he was resurrected on Easter? Yeah, three days after he was crucified. So, yes, he died.

Cristina: I don't know. I thought for some reason Lent was when he died and that was like a month earlier. I could be wrong about that then. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, look, look, I don't know how religion works, okay?

Cristina: How long can you stay dead and then come back to life? How long is it okay for a dead body? Like, after a year, it's gotta be too long, right?

Jack: After a couple of hours, it's too late. If you're dead 10 minutes, it might have been too long.

Cristina: Oh, really?

Jack: Yeah, you come back with brain damage.

Cristina: Oh, do you think he came back with brain damage?

Jack: H***, yes.

Cristina: That's why he died immediately after.

Jack: Yeah, he just came back to life, screamed his lungs out and then just died again. He screamed like a severe r***** scream and then just died again.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Yeah, luckily there was nobody there to see him. They just thought he moved and were like his soul left his body.

Cristina: But they saw him go to heaven, his body disappears or something. I don't know.

Jack: I'll explain that. The truth is, that dude was a vampire. That's why he could levitate.

Cristina: That's why he can levitate. Who says he can levitate?

Jack: Vampire logic says he could levitate.

Cristina: But did he levitate?

Jack: Yes, that's how he walked on water and that's how they saw him go up to heaven.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: He was levitating. You're literally talking about him going up to heaven. I'm like, he levitates and you're like, what?

Cristina: Well, I feel like levitating is, like a few inches from the floor and going up to heaven is, like, much higher.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: It's an extreme.

Jack: Why did you put a cap on levitation?

Cristina: Because that's how magicians, they don't go very high up.

Jack: Oh, I feel you. You're equating him to a magician.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's fair.

Cristina: Well, I guess for him, with his.

Jack: Vampire powers, he's a super mega, ultra vampire.

Cristina: Super. Wait, say that.

Jack: No, in reality, he's the first vampire.

Cristina: He's the first one.

Jack: He's the first vampire. I don't know how the h*** it happened.

Cristina: It wasn't God related.

Jack: No, it was. I mean, he could have. He could have been. I mean, this. He could be Dracula, like the real Dracula, what Dracula was based on. And so we know he was a man of faith or whatever. In the original story of Dracula, Dracula screams at the sky is like, his wife died or something. I don't remember how the story was. Something like that. Right. He was asking for her to come back or like, I'll sacrifice me or whatever. And the curse he was given was. D***, I don't remember his story at all. Whatever. Dracula yelled at the sky as a God or something. And he was given vampirism. Vampirism. He was turned to vampire.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so Jesus known notoriously for being a very God centric man, in fact, so God centric, they were like, you're the most God centric man. And that definitely lends itself to him having been screaming at the skies, a God, God, please help me. And then he got given abilities which began to show themselves around the age of 30, not his entire life.

Cristina: What? That's why it starts there.

Jack: Yep. It begins when he was baptized by John Baptist.

Cristina: Mm. That was one of his friends or whatever.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or becomes his friend after. I don't know.

Jack: Everybody's. His friend is Jesus.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And after he. He goes through the baptism where he accepts God and whatever, weird things start to happen. Weird things start to happen.

Cristina: Like what?

Jack: Well, at the beginning, he starts to be. He seems way too charming to people. Absurdly charming and beautiful. Beautiful man. A beautiful man. He's perfect. He's immaculate. He's gorgeous. He's perfect.

Cristina: Yes, like a vampire type of transformation.

Jack: And over the time, over time, he just kept, you know, talking to people. And now again, this lends itself to the fact that he was already some sort of con artist and knew a couple of tricks. But now he has this absorbent charm that people can't even control themselves around. They'll cry just by looking at him. So beautiful. It's phenomenal. And then he would also perform nifty tricks. And then people just started, you know, he's the most entertaining, funnest, greatest, kindest man ever. And he's beautiful and gorgeous. And his following just kept growing and growing. And he started actually building two different types of followings. One, the mass following of the general information that would float around. People would keep passing the knowledge of this man. Oh, he's so exciting. Oh, he's so interesting. Oh, he's so awesome. I would say. You would say? You tell them, they tell him so Far, So far. But then he had the personal net group of people, convicts and murders and thieves and whores that he already hung out with, and they became even more integral to his group. It's possible that at this point, he was already a vampire. It was, like, immediately after the baptism that he was given these powers that we start to see more and more of as time goes by. And his homies, assuming they're really his homies to that degree, and they weren't all so convinced by him.

Cristina: But they weren't vampires.

Jack: No, I don't think they were vampires. I think they were just ride or die as h***. They're like, you know, the code of the criminal. It's always together. And so he was like, if I figure out how this works, I'll just try to turn you guys too.

Cristina: Was he drinking blood?

Jack: Not yet.

Cristina: Not yet.

Jack: He does eventually tell them, like, you guys, you know, you do things right. I suppose we can all be this. We can all be immortal. Which he tells him consistently. There's immortality. There's immortality. I'm immortal. There's immortality. And we get told the story that the commoner on the street gets told. Oh, give yourself to the sky, and after you die, there's immortality. Yeah, this is a weird little tale you get told so that if he shows up at your house and says, I'm gonna kill you so that you can reach your immortality.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: So I'm gonna consume you within me. As you've heard from everybody else, within me is the immortality. Through me.

Cristina: There is immortality through him eating you.

Jack: Well, he doesn't use those words specifically, but when he gets there, you're like, do whatever you have to want immortality. And then he could do whatever. And he also establishes very vampiric rules he didn't establish, but for whatever reason, he needs you to accept them first. Before he can come in, you need to welcome this man inside. Otherwise, he can't. And he's already a criminal. He steals eggs, bro. He breaks into wherever he needs to.

Cristina: Well, he. Maybe he doesn't break in because in your example, the egg stealing, the.

Jack: He had to trick a guy. Well, no, before he was a. Oh.

Cristina: The egg ste was.

Jack: Before the sag ceiling was. Before he was still using his carpenter skills to do stuff.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But after the baptism, he needs to use his conning skills to get into the house in the first place by getting you to agree to let him in. And that's how he would get into your home.

Cristina: Amazing. What? But he no longer needs eggs. Though, Right.

Jack: He no longer needs eggs.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: His castle in Transylvania has all the chicken coops he could ever imagine.

Cristina: He also has a. Okay.

Jack: But in this time of him doing this, occasionally not everybody gets killed or drained raw of blood. Sometimes. Occasionally somebody survives and they come back with the story of. And then he cut his wrist and told me to drink his blood.

Cristina: What? That's not a story. That's a story.

Jack: And in. No, that's not a real story. Obviously some parts of this are made up.

Cristina: That'd be really interesting if that was in the Bible.

Jack: S***. Maybe. You know what? Yeah, no. Yes, totally. So eventually some people started coming back with the story. He would cut his wrist and drip into their mouth. Because drinking the blood of Christ is the way to immortality. And these people really did become immortal.

Cristina: While they were alive.

Jack: While they were alive because they became vampires. If you drink his blood, you get immortality. Keep in mind through the beginning he had to experiment and find out how things work.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he was doing that effectively.

Cristina: So his buddies might be vampires.

Jack: So his buddies eventually became vampires. When he figured that out, then they would preach that you need the blood of Christ.

Cristina: So they were just selling his blood.

Jack: Well, now they're mortal. They no longer need to scrap for anything and they got crazy powers. But then this becomes another problem is face here. The apostles were also seen as incredibly charming and lovable to the point that some of them continued to commit crimes even after they were with Jesus. And that's an interesting little duality that's there. That they would preach the holiness and then go and openly crimes and s***. Yeah.

Cristina: How many of them were still committing crime?

Jack: Two of them.

Cristina: Oh yeah.

Jack: Peter and John. No, it's not. John was another one. Peter's another guy. And yeah. So there is definitely a. An interesting narrative that forms there. And it became kind of dangerous when the two different groups there was again the apostle group, the Titanic group.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then the bigger group of just the fans. And there were. So I guess a third division of groups happened where it was really close. Then the like other ones he personally interacted with but wasn't in his circle. And then the people who've heard of him, the people who've heard of him became a danger.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because they heard about people really achieving immortality. And so now they need to convince everybody so that if, if everybody around me is on board, then it's more likely it's going to reach me. And I want the immortality. So by any means we gotta force everybody to believe it so that he's More prone come our way. And that's where violence begins to happen and religious warfare breaks out.

Cristina: For this Jesus blood. For this Jesus.

Jack: That's where the Jews versus the Christians happen. Except the Christians didn't have a name yet.

Cristina: That was during his time though. Like he was alive while they were fighting or like they knew.

Jack: Yeah, there was definitely a left and right going on. And they wanted immortality. They didn't know what it really meant. Only as closest of homies understood the true depth of where this went. They were all already monsters of different, different sorts. All vampires. Twisted contorted minds. Because of their abilities, they could just con anybody at any moment. They could charm anybody, convince anybody to do anything. But they also had unique abilities that came with that.

Cristina: Like what?

Jack: Like the way vampires do, man. All vampire abilities.

Cristina: Do they have any non related vampire ability like ability that vampires don't have? But still you can see it as maybe some type of vampire power that just never has been mentioned in other stories.

Jack: Not entirely sure. Perhaps. It's definitely a possibility. They did have eccentric abilities that kind of varied in different ways. For example, the thing Jesus did in turning the water to wine.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That wasn't like a vampire thing. But also as a con artist he could have understood that red dirt underwater shooken up in clear water would turn the water red. You could just claim it as whatever it's like, oh, there's still worms and s*** in there. Don't drink the wine. I was just proving a point. You know there were tricks. And as he was a con artist, he had a little more trick, a few more tricks in his bag than his homies did.

Cristina: Yes. So you talk about his first in.

Jack: General abilities that they had. First of all that crazy superficial charm they have that catches everybody's attention. Hypnosis.

Cristina: Hypnosis.

Jack: The well known vampire hypnosis. If he stares into your eyes, he's caught you. Well, you are a victim. That's it. You are caught. There's nothing you could do. You will find him beautiful, gorgeous. Interesting enough. The people who were most against him were the people who never stared him in the eyes.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Political figures who were angered by what he was saying, that weren't in contact with him, that were at a distance from him.

Cristina: Yes, they just heard about him.

Jack: Then when they managed to successfully get him on the cross, the only times they saw him is when his eyes were already down and weak and all these things so they could look at him and to not be caught. It wasn't just looking at Jesus.

Cristina: He has to be looking Back looking.

Jack: Back, which creates an interesting dynamic there that kind of lends itself to the fact that he was probably a f****** vampire.

Cristina: Okay, did you find anything related to the sun?

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like weakening him or hurting him or.

Jack: Oh, yeah, definitely. That leads to the crucifixion. He also had healing abilities, which is his most common trick.

Cristina: He was healing people.

Jack: He was healing people left and right now. There are two different kinds of healing abilities that vampires possess. One is the typical. You know, I hold my hand over your body or whatever, and poof, like magic, it's gone, which Jesus did do. But also his blood.

Cristina: Oh, his blood.

Jack: The notorious one. Not only was it healing, but it provided immortality.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then small traces of his blood are healing, which is why you get fed that crap in church.

Cristina: What about his skin? Did it have healing properties, too?

Jack: His skin contains his blood. You know, it's just a dry version of his healing DNA that you can carry around. It's harder to do that with the blood. It's just a carryable version of him.

Cristina: That's so creepy.

Jack: But, yeah, he can regenerate because he's a vampire. So he can cut it off as much as he wants and then always be back.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's just a logical exchange. He was the original. So if he dies, all his homies lose their powers. You know, the vampire Elijah Kill the king.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everybody else is reverted.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So his flesh is the only flesh that could turn others.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Okay, so they needed his flesh and they needed his blood. He could make his home his vampires. But they can't make others, all right? Only he can.

Cristina: That's why they were promoting his.

Jack: They were promoting his blood. And he probably donated some of his blood so that they can spread it out amongst people to prove the power of his blood. Not enough to turn them into anything.

Cristina: Just to heal them, but to heal.

Jack: Them and prove the strength of his blood. They also had healing powers, but they didn't have something that they can just give. You walk away, you take it, everything is gone for you. You can see now. You drank some of that. Now you can see. You've never seen a day of your life. You were bor. Born blind. Now you have sight. That kind of crap.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: So that's the healing, obviously. The vampire, immortality. So long as you have the nutrients and thing you need, you cannot die of natural causes. You have to be killed.

Cristina: Probably.

Jack: Self healing, which is how he, you know, cuts his skin off and then gives it. He'll heal that right back and the more he feeds, the more he heals. And through hard times, he could do that repeatedly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: With the exception of when he was on the cross. Because they bound him, he couldn't heal. He also has pyrokinosis, which is well known. The vampires could do that. Is controlling fire.

Cristina: He's controlled fire.

Jack: There's two instances in which this happened. One in which he used fire to telepathically communicate. Moses.

Cristina: That was him.

Jack: That was him through the fire. And the other one in which he teleported into a furnace to speak to some men who were being burned alive. Yes.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Chances are they did get burned, but he gave them his blood while they.

Cristina: Were there so that they wouldn't die.

Jack: So they wouldn't die. He was always true to the homies.

Cristina: Okay, and those are some homies.

Jack: Those are some homies. We don't know how exactly, but they were his followers and he was loyal to them. He made sure his army stayed strong as well as there was Saddam and Gomorrah, the two cities that he successfully wielded enough power. Now, this takes place in the past from him. But assuming his powers bridge the gap of time somehow because he was predicted to be born or be created at some point.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This creature of immense power would come to be. It's possible that his abilities stretch far and beyond that he could rip fire from the skies and slam it right into a city. Unless, that is signs that there were vampires before him.

Cristina: Then he wouldn't be the first.

Jack: Then he wouldn't be the first. But he is an original, just like whatever other vampire.

Cristina: Yeah, that's a really powerful vampire.

Jack: Yes. And the possibility there lies that it's one of the original children of Adam and Eve or Enoch himself. So Adam and Eve's children featured three individuals, one of which. Well, there were a bunch of others, but out of the boys, there's Cain, Abel and Seth. We hear a lot about Cain and Abel, but we don't hear a lot about Seth. He's brushed aside, other than being mentioned, but mentioned enough to wonder why. Why was. Why. Why did you mention this child at all? The theory is that he was retracted, like many of the other books from the Bible.

Cristina: Yeah, his character was retracted.

Jack: His character was retracted. He was removed from the text. It's possible Seth was the first vampire, then Enoch and then Jesus.

Cristina: What were they around these. The time with the cities. Or they would have been ancient vampires by then.

Jack: They would have been ancient vampires by then, allowing them to perform these duties. They would be so overpowered at that point we're looking at Jesus in from when he was 30 to when he was 33. So his powers are three years old at max. He was still learning how to use them.

Cristina: Oh, that's so sad.

Jack: If we see Enoch or Seth, we're talking some of the first living things ever.

Cristina: So thousand.

Jack: Well, Seth would be. Enoch would be closer to the time of those cities being attacked.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: While Seth would be the ancient one here.

Cristina: So he would probably have the power.

Jack: He would probably have the power to just rip fire from the sky and land it on top of these cities. So it's possible that he was the first. Additionally, there is levitation, which allowed Jesus to levitate when they saw him, quote, go to heaven, unquote. And when he walked on water, his most fantastic miracle.

Cristina: Walking on water.

Jack: Walking on water. And additionally, there was also dream manipulation.

Cristina: Like he'd be in other people's dreams or he could.

Jack: Yes, he would be in other people's dreams and he would show himself in visions to people. So he would communicate and they would dream about him and they would think of him at random moments and he would talk to them through these almost telepathic dreams, dream like states. And they would know about him before he even presented himself.

Cristina: Cool. I didn't know about this. In the Messiah, he was in their dreams. So if he's Jesus in that show, does that mean he's talking to them in the dream?

Jack: Yes. He could have really been doing that. He would. In the Bible, he would send them.

Cristina: Cryptic messages related somehow.

Jack: Yeah, in the Bible, he would send them cryptic messages. Sometimes it was direct, but sometimes it was weird imagery that made no sense to the viewer until they were explained by either Jesus himself or they heard a story about something that happened that happened in their dream that kind of pieced it together for them.

Cristina: So that was a Jesus thing. Oh, my God.

Jack: That was a Jesus thing. And additionally, he had animal control.

Cristina: Animal Control. Can he turn into animals too?

Jack: We have no proof of that. But he did have the ability to get animals to behave as he wanted.

Cristina: And people saw him talk to these animals or something. He.

Jack: Animals that would just behave around him.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: As if he was thinking for them and going back to situations in which we have weird scenarios. Assuming there are ancient vampires at the time of, like Moses, we can see every animal in the world suddenly start moving towards a singular ship ahead of a fantastic flood. Because it's gonna start. Start raining endlessly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which could have also still been a vampire doing this.

Cristina: Moses, Seth or Seth. Okay.

Jack: And so he got into the head of every single creature and started moving them to the ship so that whatever we can get on board, we do get on board.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Because he knew that the flood was coming too.

Jack: He was probably the one who warned Moses.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Of course, Moses attributed to God, but it was just Seth. Like, there's crap's about to hit the fans. My fault. Seth probably did it himself.

Cristina: He flooded the world.

Jack: He flooded the world at this point, Such an ancient being seeing such heavy corruptions. Like, I can cleanse this in one shot.

Cristina: That's why burning the town could be him and drowning the world. Okay. That's.

Jack: So a lot of the events we've seen could definitely be Seth creating the very extremely godlike things of giant floods and fire from the sky.

Cristina: Then eventually he goes up because there's no.

Jack: I'm not saying he gave up.

Cristina: What?

Jack: He could have been killed. What?

Cristina: I mean, I guess that's a possibility, huh?

Jack: Weaknesses. Following everything that Jesus went through, there is the possibility that the church was familiar with stories of vampires and hadn't seen one in a long time. Maybe they knew of somebody who once killed a vampire. The possibility that that was Seth, incredibly high at this point. So they're out there and they've done it, and they record the history of how they did it, and they store it somewhere in case we've never seen another vampire. The only one we knew about was Seth. He converted a couple of people. We got rid of them, but the ones we didn't disappeared. Once we killed Seth, we stored the information on how to do it. We have that safe. Guy pops up, starts doing very familiar things. I've read about something like this before. I'll go to library. I'll check to see what we have stored in there. This kind of thing. And then they come across the things Jesus was doing. And they're like, a lot of this. A lot of this measures up to what we saw with this other guy.

Cristina: With the other vampire.

Jack: With the other vampire. And so they start trying to convince people this isn't who you think it is. Just like, don't buy the crappy selling. Let it be. Don't buy what he's selling.

Cristina: Are these are the same people that end up killing him?

Jack: Yes. These are the Jews that are like, this isn't like. Right. You people don't understand what you're playing with here. You don't see how wrong it is that he wants you to drink his blood or eat his flesh. You don't see how that's problematic? People were brainwashed. They didn't know the difference. They were already charmed. So they didn't understand the charm part. You didn't get that that was a factor in there until somebody read about it and they're like, we can't even break these people out of it. There's one way to break this spell. There's one way to break the spell.

Cristina: Which is to kill Jesus.

Jack: Which is to kill Jesus. So now they gotta look into how they killed Jesus. And that's how we get to his weaknesses. In the book of whatever ancestors they had that successfully killed Seth, the first vampire, or Enoch, if it was him, they came across some basic details. One, stakes can weaken a vampire. They're crazy strong. You're gonna need a freaking army. But if you can get stakes into them, you will weaken them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Also sunlight. Sunlight is definitely their enemy. Which tells us we've probably seen as a con, as a natural con artist. He was already a person who relied on shadows and darkness to create illusions.

Cristina: So you might have been like.

Jack: We might have been seeing most of his activities at night, which is why it was hard to just see him walking on the street. He would show up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Common trope of coming to drink blood in the middle of the night is when you do that. But who are the people who need to ask permission to come into your house? The vampire. Which means he was doing this at night. Because vampires do these things at night. We already have similar behaviors connected to Jesus that all happen in nighttime. Being a con artist, hanging out with criminals, and the typical vampire. Bullcrap. This man was just behaving at night.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Sleeps in the day, behaves at night. When he was a carpenter, he could work in the daylight, but when he was doing his other things, he would do it at night, hanging out with his criminal buddies. So he was used to it. And then he becomes a vampire and develops the weakness of sunlight. And so it was already normal. Nothing seemed to change in the perception of others. He was already a interesting, elusive guy who would just hang out in the shadows most of the time with criminals of different sorts of. So that didn't affect him too much. The other weakness he had is he needs to be invited into your home. He can't actually recover from anything if he can't get to you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There is a vampire rule that he cannot break even if he wanted to. Some force stops him from being able to just violate the rule of going in.

Cristina: Yeah. And the church knew all that.

Jack: And the church knew these three key details. So the Church started making moves. They set traps with stakes so that they can get stakes into him. And they disguise these stakes. The stakes he was crucified with were a mixture of bone and wood.

Cristina: What?

Jack: They look like bone, but they had the wood that he needed in his body to weaken him.

Cristina: Okay. So we thought they had. Why did he need bone?

Jack: To disguise the steak.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And they set up armies in nearby proximity to Jesus when they were trying to catch him. It wasn't just two, three people came and arrested Jesus. They had to stage in case he tries to flee. We can get him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And with the help of some people, some whips laced with the stakes merged with the wood and the bone. They had shackles with spikes made of the wood and bone that they could put on him. He didn't know these shackles were like that. So they come in to arrest him, and he's in front of people. That was part of the problem. We need an audience so that he can't do his thing. And everybody's spell is broken because they realize he's some freak of nature.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: So then he willingly is like, sure, yeah, okay. Thinking I'm gonna escape tomorrow, whatever.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then they put it on him, and he's like, holy crap, what just happened? And he feels his powers just drain from his body.

Cristina: From the stakes.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They put some on his legs as well. They give him the cross. They beat the crap out of him. They know he's not gonna die. None of this is gonna kill him. What is the sunlight?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They make him continuously get weaker and weaker by dragging his own cross the field where they're gonna crucify him. Then they put him up and they nail. Because somebody could just come and remove those stake. Those stake shackles.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they. They put nails made of the same material right through his hand, nailing him to the cross through his hands and through his feet so there's no way he can get out. And they leave him there so that the sun will rise eventually and kill him. It's the only way we could get rid of it. That's it. The only way.

Cristina: But it doesn't.

Jack: It doesn't get rid of him because he's dying when they take him off of it. We don't see that part. But then they take him to the best place where somebody can reward a vampire can recover. He needs to be on dirt.

Cristina: His friends did that, though.

Jack: His friends did that. His friends took him down. These are also lose their powers. Yeah, they're gonna. They take him down they take him to a tomb, dirt and rock all around him. And they bring him some blood covers there. They bring him some blood. They give him some blood. They close it so nobody could go in there. They just say, he's dead in there. He's dead. He's died. He's died over.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he recovers while he's in there. They give him some blood he needs to regenerate his normal vampire regeneration rate as he rests. Three days later, today on Easter, he's fully recovered.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And people just start seeing him walking around. They're like, what the h***? We saw this guy die.

Cristina: And then he does the levitation to heaven thing. Or.

Jack: No, he.

Cristina: That's not part of the story.

Jack: Yes, but they see him walking around and they witness his presence. And then he tells them, knowing that now the church is going to be informed that they failed, they're going to do it again. But now he knows, he knows they know. So he's like, nah, this ain't good.

Cristina: So he has a plan to get.

Jack: The h*** out of there.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Now, as he's established his plan, he tells all the homies to plan. Look like, as long as I'm alive, you guys can retain your abilities, but I can't be here anymore, try to kill me. So you guys just need to be under the radar, be normal people. Do your miracles or whatever, but don't. Don't exceed your reach. They know how to take us down. There's more of them than there are of us. Okay, so I'm gonna do a nifty. My final con. The final cut. The final score, guys, the final score. They're like, yeah, the final score. And then we have the montage of Ocean's Eleven where we see all the characters start to set it up. Yeah. First they're gonna get an audience done. Then they show, like, f****** Peter. Getting people together. Yeah. Like, we're gonna bring people in and we're gonna. You gotta pass flyers to get everybody coming. Look, Jesus gonna be leaving or whatever and share all this information anyways. Eventually, people witness him levitate into the skies. His goal was, I'm gonna go over the clouds and then fly the h*** out of there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So they see him go up and they're like, oh, he went to the heaven. Seems like obviously there's space up there, but they're idiots and they don't know that. So I'm just go high enough so they can't see me. I. Mm. And that's how he landed in Transylvania and changed his Name to Dracula.

Cristina: Ah, so he's Dracula.

Jack: He's Dracula.

Cristina: But Dracula, is he still alive?

Jack: Probably could be. Maybe.

Cristina: Because in the story he dies.

Jack: We don't know.

Cristina: That's the story. Yeah.

Jack: Jesus also died.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. That's just a story.

Jack: Jesus also died in a story. What a coincidence.

Cristina: You don't know what parts of the story is true or not. Okay, so.

Jack: Yeah, but that's kind of interesting, right? The people were so severely brainwashed by this man that they couldn't sort of break away even as there were other people. Like, you're crazy as h***. This is clearly not what he's claiming to be, brainwashed. Yes, they are. But also whatever. The church that formed around these apostles made sure to sling this forward. And they managed to create some sort of concoction out of his blood by finding alchemists that could replicate the exact composition of his blood and then pass that forward to use it to keep people both brainwashed and heal people with the blood of Christ. And they can also. They no longer have the access to his flesh, but they can take little breads, drip his blood onto it, and preserve that successfully without the fear of blood coagulating inside of a container and becoming useless.

Cristina: And that's the bread that they're feeding in people.

Jack: That bread.

Cristina: So people are going into the church to get brainwashed.

Jack: Optimized the system so that it could function without Jesus's involvement. I don't know what happened to the apostles. I don't know if they're dead, if they're alive. We can't trust the Bible because the Bible has a bunch of. They need him to be dead in the Bible. That's his narrative.

Cristina: Yes. And they probably need the apostles to be dead because that's. They're gonna live forever. So.

Jack: So we don't know really what's happening. And I still don't know which of the two was the older vampire if that's the case. Unless, again, Jesus power is so exaggerated, he can reach backwards in time. I guess it's kind of a stretch.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But if that's not the case, then either Enoch or Seth.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Were vampires. And it makes more sense that it would be Seth because of the magnitude in which the events were happening with the flood and the fire from the skies and the firstborn of people dying. Like he could just do the crazy things.

Cristina: He was killed. That's crazy.

Jack: And once Jesus pieced that together, he's like, there's no way I'm winning.

Cristina: Yes. So now he's hiding.

Jack: He's hiding. He's like, I'm not dealing with this crap. Which explains the need to quote, resurrect, quote, unquote, fly up to the sky or whatever the h***.

Cristina: Yes. And that's where Thanksgiving comes from.

Jack: Not Thanksgiving, Easter.

Cristina: Easter. Oh, Easter. That's where Easter comes from.

Jack: Yeah. And so there's a bunch of crap like that. The Bible is filled with a bunch of individuals that could have potentially have been following Jesus. Have been individuals.

Cristina: That makes sense. The church is making monsters. Why not?

Jack: Yeah, we've already established that the church makes monsters pretty regularly just to get.

Cristina: Rid of the monsters. They know how to create and destroy monsters. That's what they do.

Jack: Yeah. Church is crazy. Now, it's possible that Muhammad was also a vampire because he went through a lot of the same events. It's also possible that Jesus didn't immediately go to Transylvania.

Cristina: Oh, crap. He was trying to do the same thing somewhere else.

Jack: Yeah, he was trying to make different movements in different places. He would start get the ball rolling and go somewhere else. And it didn't even need to be the same religion so long as he had a following of people who would continue to consume.

Cristina: And it's just easy to get really, just people on board or something.

Jack: Yeah. And it's not that he was doing anything malicious. It's just he's a monster. And if you think of like Dean's mentality from Supernatural, it's like, if it's a monster, you f****** kill it. It might even be good. Doesn't matter. You kill it.

Cristina: Kill it.

Jack: And so he wasn't like doing anything horrible. He was doing nifty magic tricks and giving people health, like, okay, whatever.

Cristina: But he was probably drinking people's blood.

Jack: He was totally drinking people's blood.

Cristina: We don't know if he actually killed people in the process.

Jack: I think he probably did, so. Yeah, they probably did. So fair enough. Fair enough. I guess the trade off is he would eat people who weren't his followers. But give those who were probably blame.

Cristina: It on demons or something.

Jack: Probably did. So that's probably the whole story behind Lucifer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like it was some other evil thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Probably talked about himself third person and called him Lucifer. Some thing is drinking your blood in the middle of the night. You got marks on your body. Check your body. I bet you do. They do. It's like, yeah, you see, you're letting demons into your home. You should let me into your home. Crazy little do they know, they already let him into you. But it's like you, you haven't Been hit by demons yet? Give it time. Unless you let me save you.

Cristina: That's so crazy. But where else has he been?

Jack: A bunch of places. But it's just the same story over and over. It's the same story over. Anytime you see the same story of a creature being revived or whatever, he's probably coming with the stories from his land. It's not that the events happened again, but rather he comes and tells us, you know, casually talking with somebody, you know, suave or whatever, and he just lets it slip and he's like, oh yeah, this happened. Like, holy crap, you're some kind of God or something. It's like, I guess I am. And now you got a whole. Hey, man, this Muhammad guy said he was like crucified or. So he died, came back three days later. You mean the guy who healed Bob just by waving his hand? Yeah, man, I think he's God or something. And so just that crap happens all time. Because Jesus as a con artist, he's kind of a narcissist. You can't help but keep talking about himself. So everybody eventually finds out and then whole new God. So it comes to be.

Cristina: Yes, but he doesn't mind having a different character that he's playing because he likes it. Because he.

Jack: Okay, little by little he kept fading away. Until now he's known as Dracula. Hiding in some castle where nobody could disturb him anymore.

Cristina: Cool.

Jack: And those are just woke facts right there. The truth about what this glorious day named Easter is.

Cristina: It's beautiful.

Jack: Yes. And he has his giant castle filled with chicken coops where he has all the eggs.

Cristina: I guess he drinks their blood now.

Jack: Chicken blood.

Cristina: Chicken blood, probably. Yeah. Maybe that's how he survives now. Chicken blood.

Jack: Why not? It's the true woke truth behind all of it. Yes, and I know that's just. So now you guys are all informed on how this works, I'm sure that it's very interesting to think that Seth might have been the original vampire. He was mentioned and ignored afterwards. Same thing with Enoch, who's briefly mentioned and ignored. But we can find the whole book of Enoch. And there was an original book of Christ, allegedly written by Christ called the book of Emmanuel, which was his original name. And they his name is mentioned, but the book can't be found. We could find the book of Enoch and his references to the book of Emmanuel, but there is no book of Emmanuel, which is an interesting problem that the church at no moment addresses.

Cristina: No, they say it's lost or something.

Jack: No, never existed.

Cristina: It never existed.

Jack: It never existed. It's mentioned. Like they missed removing that part.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: It's mentioned as existing in the Bible.

Cristina: Yes. Well, not the Bible, the Enoch.

Jack: Oh well here's the problem. The Book of Enoch is mentioned as existing and you can find the Book of Enoch.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now in some of the books that were removed from the Bible, of which there are 60 something different books completely retracted.

Cristina: In those books you can find mention.

Jack: Mention of the Book of Emmanuel.

Cristina: Why didn't they at least edit those?

Jack: I don't know. So you can find the mention of the book but you can't find the Book of Emmanuel. As if it doesn't exist. Exist. Like it was perfectly erased from all of existence.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: They did that on purpose. Come on.

Jack: They did that on purpose.

Cristina: What could be in his book, the Book of Emmanuel? What? What kind of crazy stories does he have?

Jack: That's nuts, right?

Cristina: Yes. Oh man. There's nothing for sure.

Jack: Nothing for sure. I've extensively tried to find this lame and I can't find any of it.

Cristina: What do the other books say about his book though? Do they give any hint to they.

Jack: Reference having read the Book of Immanuel? People held and people read the Book of Emmanuel. There was a true text written by Jesus Christ himself, Immanuel. And it's gone.

Cristina: But we have proof that people did read this text.

Jack: Yes. Obviously we got to assume if everything written in the Bible is bullshit to begin with. But if there was truth to any of it, there has to be truth to all of it. In which case there was a book by Jesus and that book has been completely destroyed and removed from existence by the church. So no matter what, there's a suppression effort that predates our current time.

Cristina: Of course. That's so crazy. Like the whole aliens might have written the Bible or inspire the Bible.

Jack: You mean like what's his name, Michael Horn was talking about?

Cristina: No, the thing we heard from mysterious Universe.

Jack: I don't remember. Anyways, I hope this has excited you all for Easter. That's tomorrow. I hope you guys have Russian buy some eggs and make sure some of them are chocolate. Jesus gonna come and steal your eggs. You don't want him to eat your chocolate eggs.

Cristina: But if you find Jesus though, can you ask him to turn into a vampire?

Jack: Maybe. He'd probably be down. He's not. He's a cool a** dude. He doesn't give a crap. Whatever.

Cristina: That'd be pretty cool.

Jack: It's just a sort of game you play.

Cristina: There's also a chance that he might just suck all the blood out of you and you die.

Jack: Also a problem.

Cristina: There's a little risk in that too.

Jack: But the whole thing is just a game you play because of the days that Jesus was stealing eggs. It's in honor of Jesus stealing all the eggs. And you hide them so he doesn't.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Anyways, if you guys want to hear more lovely things about Jesus Christ, of which we only have nice things to say, an infinite number of episodes that all include us talking about religion in depth and many other type of topics of many different sorts.

Cristina: Related.

Jack: Yeah, we're definitely way more informed than the church. The church listens to us.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Anyways, if you want some of that stuff, you can find all of that on the official website, grey thoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok at just convopod.

Jack: Yes, send us some nifty messages. Talk to us. Well, not. Not us. We're not even on that. But, you know, talk to people who work with us and they'll tell us stuff or whatever the crap. I don't know. Just.

Cristina: We'll talk to you through this.

Jack: Yes, we'll. They'll tell us what you said and we'll come and talk crap about it on this end. And remember to subscribe and rate the show. And if you feel so inclined, review.

Cristina: It and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. If you have friends that love holidays and religion and they love God and they show them they love the true history of God, we speak woke truth.

Cristina: See?

Jack: So you tell them about this episode and they're gonna be like, thanks, man. I knew you were a cool one. I know you were real one. This whole time, bro, you never questioned my faith. You never mocked me. I know you don't believe in God, but I respect that you respect that I do believe in God. And I appreciate you giving me this Christian, this very Christian episode, talking about God and Easter. I. I appreciate you, man. They're gonna love you way more for it.

Cristina: Yes. And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. First in the welders come. Anyways, in my weird searches through the Internet, I came across a. An ad. And the ad had no words. It had two cups on each side. And then somebody started pouring white fluids into one, into both of them. And then one of them stopped, like, halfway. And then the other one kept filling up, up, kept filling up, kept filling up. And then on the screen, it showed up got c**. And then they showed a bottle of some pills you can take to increase your sperm count. And it said more come more fun.

Cristina: Is more come more fun?

Jack: I mean, I don't know if somebody likes to be glazed the up. I guess I like to be treated like a donut. Like a glazed donut.

Cristina: Okay, so they're not selling don't come though?

Jack: No, no, no, they're not. They're selling the pills that make you produce more c**.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So you can shoot milky loads at people.

Cristina: And this is advertised?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: What was it like through YouTube?

Jack: No, no, no, no. Just searching the Internet. You click on weird things and eventually occasionally they spam you, you know, in the little side things, which is like, well, this is some f***** up ad or some s***. And so, yeah, there was a c** production ad.

Cristina: Was that the weirdest thing you've seen.

Jack: When it comes to that? Yeah, that's probably. It was an ad for pornhub.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 123: Moon Conspiracies

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Was the moon landing faked? Is the moon an intricate hologram designed to hide what’s truly in our skies? Conspiracy theories of the moon unpacked!

Story:
Having recently sent subhumans to investigate the moon due to recent cow abductions and the need to give listeners Stockholm Syndrome, the duo decides to unpack some of the conspiracy theories surrounding our floating space neighbor. In the process the shocking realization that some of these conspiracy theories are possible rises. What’s most shocking is which of these conspiracies has particularly strong evidence in its favor! Find out which on this episode of Just Conversation!

Rambling 123: Moon Conspiracies

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Stockholm Syndrome
  • Cheese Moon
  • Hologram Moon
  • Illuminati Moon Base
  • Moon Aliens
  • Faked Moon Landing
  • Hollow Moon
  • City on the Moon
  • Advanced Moon Technology
  • Crrow7777
  • Unlisted Satellite
  • Secret Moon Research
  • Area 51
  • Government Secrets
  • Ringing Moon

Art Design by Zero Lupo ( https://instagram.com/zero_lupo )

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are release.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discussed.

Jack: Yes. So grab your gun.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Casually load it up with rounds outside, in public, in front of complete strangers, one by one, while smiling at them. Then you close that revolver and you start walking towards them and you say, hey, we're gonna watch. I guess you could watch, theoretically. You just have to, like, travel back in time and come watch us. If you have a time machine, you.

Cristina: Watch us, but otherwise watch us on YouTube. You could, but you're not really watching. Watching us, but it's there.

Jack: Yeah, you could, theoretically, I mean, watch a still image, but you can hear. We're gonna hear a show. We're gonna go hear a show called the Just Conversation Podcast. And when they're like, what the f***? Who the h*** are you? You're just gonna lift your. They already saw you with the gun, and you already pinned it to, like, your belt. You're just gonna lift your shirt up a little and you're gonna repeat.

Cristina: I thought he was already holding it.

Jack: No, he was holding it. He put it. He pinned it into his, like, belt. And then he walked up and he's like, hey. Because he made sure they saw him walk over with the gun, and then he put it there. And then he's like, we're going to go watch. We're going to go listen to a podcast. And the people are like, no. And then he lifts up the shirt just a little to remind them that he has a gun that he just loaded in front of them. He's like, we're going to go listen to a podcast.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And that's how you're going to get a listening companion. By the end of the episode, you're going to have a new best friend that's going to want to listen every time.

Cristina: Mm, this sounds great.

Jack: Definitely. That's how it goes. Look, people get Stockholm Syndrome. You just gotta.

Cristina: It's just gonna lead to them having someone to listen for the rest of their lives. I guess. Like, this person is just gonna.

Jack: Yes, but also you're gonna get rid of them. After this episode. You could tell Them to go home.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah, you just needed them to hear one episode.

Cristina: Okay? The next episode.

Jack: Then you find a new listening partner. I feel like you don't know how the introduction of the show works. Why wouldn't it be the same person? How boring.

Cristina: I don't know. You said something about Stockholm syndrome.

Jack: Yeah, that's fine. They might not want to go after you forcefully put them in a situation in which they had to be there. But that sounds like personal problem. Okay, okay, like, bro, this is over. We do what we're gonna do. Go home.

Cristina: Oh, they might be too attached.

Jack: They might be too attached. But look, it sounds like a personal problem, okay? They're the crazy people at that point, that kind of individual, you can't trust them. Those are usually the freaking maniacs, right? Think of, like. Think of, like, flat earthers, right? They find another flat Earther, and they're immediately committed, and they're like, we're not gonna reinforce our beliefs with each other. That same emotional state is gonna f****** happen in this case. And they're just gonna be like, look, now. Now we're podcasting, and there's so much weird s*** in here. They're already the type of person who gets Stockholm syndrome. Then they're just gonna be the kind of person who's gonna believe all the crazy conspiracies and all the crazy s*** that we talk about on the show. They are now convinced they're converts to what?

Cristina: Many things that we like.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So many.

Jack: They're part of the clone army.

Cristina: They're part of the clone army.

Jack: That's what we call our fans, right? The clone army.

Cristina: We have a name for our fans.

Jack: No, they're just subhumans. Our fans. Yeah. We established this before, but we never say it. We got to say it all the time. There are. There are our listeners. Are the subhumans okay? Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Even though they're not the actual subhumans.

Jack: Even though they're not the actual subhumans. Yeah, we actually have subhumans, which we sent to the moon recently to prove that it was made of cheese.

Cristina: Is that.

Jack: Was that. There was a cheese castle or some s***?

Cristina: There's definitely a cheese castle.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Aliens who were obsessed with cheese, I guess.

Jack: Yeah. And that's why they steal the cows.

Cristina: I remember. Yes.

Jack: I remember. I remember one of those glorious conspiracy theories that was created by who the f*** knows what. That's kind of crazy when you think about it. Does somebody. I mean, I guess all the moon conspiracy theories are nuts, but, like, the Fact that there's one about cheese on the moon.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, whoa, dude.

Cristina: Ah, it looks similar to cheese. I can't believe someone actually believes that it's made out of cheese.

Jack: Do you think it's just like trolling? Like a troll conspiracy maybe?

Cristina: Like, you really think people there's like a real conspiracy that, man.

Jack: I wouldn't be surprised.

Cristina: The moon is made up cheese.

Jack: I wouldn't be surprised. I would. I would totally not put it past at least one person on earth. There's 7.5 billion people on this planet. One of them thinks the moon is made out of cheese.

Cristina: For real?

Jack: For real. Like, swears that that moon is made out of cheese. They probably can't explain how, but they're like, I also don't know how the sun works. So like, you know, they're rationalizing it and s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, I don't even know how the sun works. You tell me how air functions. So why can't the moon be made out of cheese? You know that logic instead of the freaking anti vaxxer logic. It's like, I don't get it. Therefore it must be wrong. Yeah. I don't understand physics. So it's wrong. Scientists are lying.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, I'm sure that's not how anything works. Just because you don't f****** understand does not mean it is a lie. It kind of means you're stupid. Really?

Cristina: No. The Earth is flat and the moon is made out of cheese. These two things make sense together.

Jack: Not only that, not only is the earth flat and the moon made out of cheese, but the moon orbits in a circular motion around the edge of the disk with the sun opposite. Opposite the moon. I'm not entirely sure why the sun is opposite the moon on this f****** thing, but whatever. Maybe they do. Well, no, we see the moon and the sun together sometimes, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So do they believe that the moon or the sun moves faster than the other? Like the sun is the faster one that makes whole lapse every day while the moon doesn't.

Cristina: Yes, maybe. Or maybe they don't realize that happens.

Jack: And they're like, they're always opposite each other and when they see the moon in the sky, they're like, that's some other s***.

Cristina: Yes, yes, man.

Jack: Like, I'm not surprised. I wouldn't put it past anybody. You know, that's kind of how this goes. But like. All right, so a bunch of people believe a bunch of crazy s*** about the moon, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The most consistent one is the the moon landing was faked.

Cristina: Yeah. Because that's the most, like, that's all.

Jack: Anybody knows about the f****** moon. Yeah, the moon. Land people landed on the moon.

Cristina: That was the biggest event.

Jack: But look. Oh, God. Some of the f****** things they discuss are so stupid about that. Yeah. For example, the. The light contrast, the fact that you look up and there's no stars. The fact that they. They see the moon reflecting. This is the moon is really, really bright, but they don't see stars in.

Cristina: The sky like these in that photo or I read.

Jack: Not the photo in the photos and videos. And like, there's explanations behind all of this s***, but they're not gonna pay attention to any of it. They're really, really unbelievably fixated on it being fake. And even if you present them with all the evidence that says we can replicate the exact circumstances that answer any one of these things, well, if you.

Cristina: Replicate it, you just prove that you faked it because you just. Like, that's no. That what they think.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. I don't mean replicate it in a fake manner. I'm saying you can prove that these instances happen.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like that we can suppress the stars from the sky with a bright enough light in contrast to those stars, the suppressing them, things like that. And so they are, I don't know, people crazy. They want to believe what they want.

Cristina: To believe what was, like, the craziest thing they think of the moon. Or like what people think, like, the.

Jack: Craziest thing they think of the moon. I would say that the moon is a hologram.

Cristina: As a hologram.

Jack: That is crazy.

Cristina: That is pretty crazy.

Jack: Yeah. They think the Illuminati is doing it.

Cristina: And why are the Illuminati doing it?

Jack: Well, there's a multitude of reasons. I think the Illuminati is doing it primarily because they probably have a secret base that is on the moon for the elites who are part of the Illuminati to hang out because they're filthy rich and can afford going to the moon, which theoretically means they've been able to go to the moon for very, very long, maybe even longer than the moon.

Cristina: But it's not really a moon.

Jack: There is a moon up there.

Cristina: Oh, there is a moon.

Jack: In this scenario, there is actually a moon, but there's a hologram moon projected over the moon to hide the fact that the moon is its own civilization, essentially for elites.

Cristina: How does this.

Jack: This is no different hologram than flat earth. And over the ice wall that we're not allowed to cross, there being cities for elites. Okay, this is the we believe in science but they're lying to us version of we're crazy.

Cristina: Okay. But I don't understand. Like, there's cities under the hologram. How does this hologram work?

Jack: Hologram is. Well, we can't. The hologram is just projected onto the moon.

Cristina: Onto the moon?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's just so crazy. Okay, but like, if the people on the moon, when they look up, they just see the hologram of the moon.

Jack: The people on the moon?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No, the people on the moon just see Earth. The hologram is on them.

Cristina: It's on them. Okay.

Jack: Look at it like this. If you stand in front of a projector.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Looking back at the projector, you just see the light that's projecting the thing.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But if you turn around, you will see the thing, the thing being projected.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're on the side of the projector, seeing what's projected. They're on what's being projected. Just seeing where the projection is coming from.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. And not even necessarily seeing a giant light coming from the sky where Earth would be, because it doesn't actually need to be literally so. Exactly. On the moon. They're just probably obscuring a part of the sky, preventing anybody from seeing the moon.

Cristina: Okay. Are they also the ones like, there's something in the dark side of the moon, or is that a whole different thing?

Jack: That's a whole other thing that has to do with the Apollo moon landing.

Cristina: That's the new. How?

Jack: Well, they think that the reason we don't go back is because the moon landing was real. But when we landed on the moon, we found something. We found something. We found many somethings.

Cristina: Like, alien something.

Jack: Yeah. It ranges. There has been talks that they have found buildings, they have found technology, they have found a bunch of different things. And on the dark side of the moon, particular, like on the surface, where it's not the dark side where we could see, there were little things here and there. But on the opposite side, on the dark side, which isn't really dark because it gets lit all the time. We just don't see it happen. There were buildings, maybe even alien settlements, maybe even alien civilizations.

Cristina: But, like, the aliens are alive. Are they there right now or is like ancient stuff?

Jack: Like, don't know. None of that is clear. It could have been. I'm sure this variance. These in some cases are probably like, we saw aliens and they were like, don't come back. In other cases, like, there was abandoned cities. That means there's something out here that killed Them?

Cristina: Yeah, that could totally, you know, sounds so horror.

Jack: Like the xenomorph is just really hanging up on the moon and s***.

Cristina: Yeah, that would stop us from going back.

Jack: Yeah, it's nuts. Like the possibilities of a city on the moon on the dark side. How would be nuts? That'd be so crazy. That would be really cool.

Cristina: Yeah, but what about all these planets to go to the moon? Do they not matter? Would all of these theories just disappear?

Jack: Well, no. All you got to think about relative to that is who's going up to the moon.

Cristina: Oh, because it's going to be astronauts.

Jack: It's the same f****** people who are hiding the secret in the first place.

Cristina: What about when they have just regular people eventually are going to be able to at least go around the moon? I think.

Jack: Yeah. I would argue that they're going to one, make routes that don't go through the dark side. That's the far end of the moon. We're probably not going to circle around the moon. We're probably going to fly by the moon. Thus the courses in which the route that we travel is intentionally planned so that people don't see giant cities.

Cristina: Okay, but they would at least show us where the actual landing spots are. I mean that should be proof for that. One thing that people worry about, like, is that real? We could finally see it.

Jack: Well, here's what's interesting. Yes, that should totally be up there. There is a conspiracy about the moon landing that suggests that the moon landing did happen, but it didn't happen when we thought it happened.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it goes like this. The idea is that the Russians were getting too close technologically to actually be able to reach us there. And because we're f****** egotistic maniacs, we couldn't let that happen. We have to be there f****** first. Because we're, we're the best, America.

Jack: That sounds right. Right. So we were like, no, we gotta do it. But we couldn't. And so we saw that they're just a couple of days from launching some s*** that'll get up there.

Cristina: So we did it.

Jack: So we faked it.

Cristina: We faked it.

Jack: Okay, we faked it. But that's not to say the moon landing didn't happen. They just obscured the timelines. And it goes like this, right? So we go into a facility in which we recreate the conditions we expect to see. Einstein's theory of relativity is pretty spot on. The last bit was proven after we saw gravitational waves. He's been a hundred percent right about everything. He's Ever predicted. Meaning basing everything on that, we had a pretty accurate estimate of what was going to happen when we got up there. We knew how the gravity was going to work. We knew how everything was going to function.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: So we replicated what it would have been like to be up there, how the sky would look, how the. The moon's surface would look and all these things. And we did sort of a rehearsal landing where we land on the moon or whatever, but it's really a pool, the inside of a ginormous pool where we have the people.

Cristina: And we recorded that or something.

Jack: Yes. And we record that part and we digitally remove bubbles and crap like that. That's moving around in the water to enhance the moon effect. Now, everything that was done with all your scientists, you leave no room for error. You leave no room for chance. Everything is scripted to the T. Okay. So everything you were going to do on the moon, you had to rehearse anyways.

Cristina: Yeah. So.

Jack: So that, you know, step by step, everything you were gonna do, how you were gonna do it, why you were gonna do it, every inch of everything had to be. You have to know how long you're on there. You have to move quickly. Don't waste feel no nothing. And so they replicate what was going to happen, and they record it and then air that. And it probably doesn't even air live. Like, they record the whole s*** first. They edit the whole thing and then they pretend it's live. They show it on tv. They make a big thing about it. Everybody's all excited. The Duke's mind blows out of his skull and he's like, whoa, these guys are my heroes.

Cristina: They're the manliest men in the world.

Jack: Yes. All of this and it didn't even happen. They were still planning to go to.

Cristina: The moon, and they eventually did.

Jack: Months to years later, they take the trip to the moon and do everything that was rehearsed. All of it. The flag is where it needs to be, the technology abandoned where it needs to be. Everything is where it needs to be. Because that was all part of the plan anyways, so that when people do travel through the moon, tourism and blah, blah, blah, they can land and see what was really there from the real moon landing, just not the one that they watched on tv. But it was identical. There's no difference other than it happened later.

Cristina: When it comes to the video, wouldn't people be able to know if it was edited in a special way?

Jack: People swear they think they can tell.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah.

Jack: That's consistently an argued thing. People look at the video all the time and they're like, look at this glitch and look at that glitch. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Cristina: Oh, but they do that with like the. The map of the world and stuff like that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Everybody's crazy. They do it with some s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like the. The 911 bombing thing with the plane. It's like. Well, it looks like this from here. Looks like that from there was clearly edited.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah.

Jack: So it's like that's always f****** happening.

Cristina: That happens a lot. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: Literally everything.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's crap that isn't even conspiracy theories that people just start making, digging into videos and being like, I see discrepancies. It's.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Okay. And a lot of evil clouds. For some reason. It's either some type of bomb or you see the devil in the clouds.

Jack: Oh, my God. That happens all the time. Yes. Anytime anything happens, if there's a fire, I see the devil in the fire. Those are usually religious people.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Demons and.

Cristina: But yes, it's like one is a bomb or two evil clouds.

Jack: The other one is when the sky behaves a certain way. Like normal phenomena. That's just rare, I guess. Not normal, but phenomenon. That's just rare.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like the sky parts in a certain way and the God ray shoots from a specific direction and people are like, God is up there. Whatever. And it's like, man, that was just the clouds opening up in that one patch. Come on.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like. No, you see, God is shining on a spot. There must be something important over that spot.

Cristina: It's always.

Jack: People need something to believe in, man. Whether it's a conspiracy theory or that God is aiming at like a grass patch or some.

Cristina: That's crazy. Has it. Have anyone seen Jesus on the moon yet?

Jack: Jesus on. I'm sure they have. There's some. There's so much weird s*** about the moon, man. People think the craziest thing about it, like the fact that the moon is hollow. People swear. People swear the moon is hollow.

Cristina: So there's a. Cities outside and it's hollow inside. Or the cities are actually inside this.

Jack: No, these are different conspiracies, okay? They're not all. It's not that the moon is hollow. There's a hologram on the moon landing whistle. Faked. But it did happen late. Like, it's not all. I mean, I guess it could be.

Cristina: Theoretically, someone could have thought all of these things are true at once.

Jack: They probably stitch it together in some manner, shape or form. To make it make sense.

Cristina: Yeah, like with the Illuminati things and all those conspiracy. There's a someone who connects every single event to that same one thing. Yeah, so it can happen with the moon.

Jack: Look, let's be real. We know the Illuminati doesn't do anything. We work for the Illuminati. We're here informing you. We wouldn't be telling you that the moon landing was fake. If it's real, we're telling you it's real. Of course I don't f****** know it's real. But I know that our bosses aren't responsible for anything. But there is definitely somebody out there trying to stitch everything. And based on how often we get blamed for everything, it. Like, if anybody was responsible, it would f****** be us. Right? Based on how often the Illuminati gets blamed.

Cristina: Yeah. So this probably has something to do with us.

Jack: It doesn't. But if anybody was to blame, like, who's the most likely culprit? If everybody says it's you, it's probably you. We know it's not. But, like, if it all. All of this is crazy, but if it all turned out to be true, then, s***, it was probably us.

Cristina: Well, yeah, we do know about the aliens who are obsessed with arches.

Jack: Yeah. And they steal all our cows to create. They need them for infrastructure. This has been established. Yes, the aliens on the Moon, on the dark side of the Moon, abduct cows.

Cristina: But any proof on this hollow thing?

Jack: Yes, there's actually a crazy little bit of proof which is kind of fascinating.

Cristina: Crazy little bit.

Jack: It's small and also big.

Cristina: Okay, what's that?

Jack: It's the craters on the Moon.

Cristina: The craters themselves.

Jack: Yes. There is a literal problem which scientists don't really understand even today, why this is the case. But the conspiracy kind of comes from that question mark, which is. The craters on the Moon are very shallow. They are very, very shallow.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: For the size that they are in width. If something impacted them that f****** huge, it should be way deeper. But it's not.

Cristina: But it's not.

Jack: The impact somehow didn't penetrate dirt. Loose dirt. It couldn't, for whatever reason. And the assumption is that the reason is because beneath the surface is a metal hole. And the. The meteors that hit the Moon go as far as the metal hole and shatter there, because they can't penetrate that.

Cristina: Ooh. So this is just an explanation to something that we already have questions about.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: That's the best place to put a conspiracy.

Jack: That is the best place to put a conspiracy. It's kind of how God happens. It's like we got questions about this thing. That's because God did it. Yes, God did it. Why didn't that rock penetrate to the center of the moon? God did it.

Cristina: There is pro. Is that now.

Jack: I mean, that's probably like God is protecting the moon.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I don't know. But the smaller meteor meteors at land, the smaller meteors that hit the moon leave proper sized, but not the great ones, but not the big ones. The big ones seem to stop abnormally shallow. And there's no answer for that. That's how they measured. The question comes out of that. If it was just that it was very dense, a rock hitting it would leave a shock wave which would expand the dirt.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But not pierce too deep. But it doesn't apply when you hit it with something smaller that still seems to go as deep as it should and as wide as it should. If we didn't have the small ones behaving the way they should, then we'd just be like, well, no, all of them do the same thing. It's just really thick, dense dirt. And when they hit, it stops them to some degree. And so it's way shallower, even if the shockwave still disturbs the surface. But the small ones don't do that. It's only after a certain depth gets reached that it just stops suddenly.

Cristina: That is strange.

Jack: Yep. Alternatively, the real argument should be that the moon is incredibly credibly dense. But the fact that there's low gravity beats that argument. If it was very, very dense, it would have a lot of gravity.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But because it doesn't have a lot of gravity, we know the center isn't dense. But why is it stopping f****** giant meteors from piercing?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Kind of weird problem, right?

Cristina: It's a weird problem.

Jack: Yeah. So they believe. Yes. Hollow in the middle. But it has a hull that they're impacting. There's something inside the moon. Maybe civilizations. Maybe it's an alien spaceship. That's a crazy one too. They believe that the moon.

Cristina: Okay, but that now we're going to.

Jack: Different things variants of what the moon being hollow means. So before there was explanations of the moon being hollow.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now what does it mean that it's hollow? So one is that there is alien civilizations there to just move them to a good system. And they found a planet in the right zone that they could park their ship around.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they live in there and they don't bother us or anything. They're just living their lives or whatever. And it's self sustained. They just need energy. Maybe their own system, maybe their own system is too dead. Maybe the star exploded and the trip somewhere else is too far. Maybe just getting here was too difficult. And so they're just here, they're just staying here. So they just parked around the perfect spot.

Cristina: So they're just living in the moon.

Jack: Just living in the moon.

Cristina: People who believe in the hollow moon thing are they all, do they all believe that there's aliens in there or do some just think it's hollow? But that doesn't mean equal aliens?

Jack: Yes, there are some people that believe it. Well, in every instance the hollow moon kind of equates to aliens, but in different contexts. Like we were saying before, there could be a city on the dark side of the moon that has been attacked and is dead.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Similarly, it could be an abandoned hollow moon. The inside of the moon could have dead civilizations. Maybe it's ancient.

Cristina: Okay, so it could have naturally been hollow somehow. No, that's not a possibility.

Jack: No, nature doesn't work that way.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Everything starts from the center and builds outwards.

Cristina: Oh, all right.

Jack: So in the case of the hollow moon having a dead civilization, the two arguments are back to the xenomorph exaggeration, something them up. And that goes back to why we don't want to go back. Like whatever. We don't want to accidentally bring with us whatever the f*** we saw or we found out, or we got DNA for or whatever. We're like, we're not f****** with this. But it could have just been that there is ancient advanced technology up there from creatures that either built the hollow moon and lived in the hollow moon and went extinct over millions of years of being there, and that's it, they're just a civilization in there that expired.

Cristina: There's probably some aliens still there.

Jack: Who knows, There could still be aliens. That's a whole thing that there's probably still filled with, but it's self sustained. All their farms, all their food, all their everything is inside. So they don't really have to leave. And this goes to that sort of advanced. If you remember how the Mayans plugged into the matrix, essentially they could have the same thing. So they don't have to explore the universe. Okay, they just have these virtual realities which are extremely complicated and they just stay inside the moon without having to come out. Alternatively, the moon could have also been their main outpost, the inside of the moon where they had all their technology, other things. As they got ready to evacuate the system and keep exploring the rest of space. So it's not that they died, it's that they abandoned this, which to them is now ancient technology, but to us is extremely advanced that we can't understand it. And then this hollow moon theory of there being technology up there, whether it's that aliens are still up there, whatever, blah, blah, blah, builds into the hologram moon, in which they project a hologram onto the moon so that people don't see anything. But we're consistently making trips to try to study and understand technology. And then this dates backwards to where we start getting technological advancements that blow up. We got crappy ship, rocket fueled, barely any computer power. Our cell phone has more computer power than a f****** rocket from the 60s that got us to the moon. But technological advancement explosion began around the time that we landed on the moon.

Cristina: Where all those UFO conspiracies and Area 51 conspiracies after that.

Jack: Yes. The Roswell and all this bullshit.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah.

Jack: There was like whispers about things, but it started to get really solidified, started to boom way too much. And people are like, why didn't we have these advancements before at this rate? So only after a certain period is there just an increasingly faster development of technology.

Cristina: So the possibility of we found alien technology.

Jack: Yes. And we are reverse engineering it. And there's so much of it that we can't let civilians into the moon or onto the moon. And so we project so that they don't even see us going up there regularly. We're like, we don't go to the moon, but we can keep bringing technology over and over and over and improving, reverse engineering, taking it to facilities on Earth, Keeping some up there often. Yeah, it happens all the time.

Cristina: Oh, wow.

Jack: We work on. We get all our best scientists to work on something like, what the h*** is this name? The name of this guy? David Lazar. Bob Lazar. Bob Lazar, Yeah. So we get people like him to work on the technology that we've found and we're like, so we need you to reverse engineer, break it apart, tell us what's happening, explain all the details that are going on to us.

Cristina: But then that's going into like, there are actual aliens around. Do you think there's.

Jack: No, not necessarily. There's actual aliens around. Maybe they found corpses and like, they probably have like graveyards up there if that's the case.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But you don't think there's. Or like, one doesn't mean the other.

Jack: Yes. Unless they are just getting technology from aliens and there's just some people who are allowed to communicate with the aliens.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like Barbalizar said, there were aliens. That they were literally working with them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And those aliens would in theory just be on the moon or in the moon. And we got technology from them. They're like here. You guys can figure this out. This is old to us but you guys can have it. And good luck figuring it out. I know our communication is rough, but we understand. We're peaceful. You're peaceful. Relatively speaking. And good luck. Figure it out then. Maybe we trade tech with them all the time.

Cristina: Things we've come up with the trade tech with them. But maybe because we'll figure something out that they didn't think of.

Jack: Yeah. 100. There's no way two civilizations landed on exactly the same things. I theorize that we could have even landed on different systems entirely of thought. Like we came up with math and we think it's inherent to the universe. But like, who the f*** says, like, yes, what we measure works. But imagine somebody else, a different life form lands on a different thing that isn't math and it works.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Something entirely different that isn't math at all. And it works.

Cristina: Yes. What we would consider magic, etc.

Jack: And so we trade what we have with them.

Cristina: That's awesome.

Jack: So these are all just possibilities. And that's actually really, really interesting to me. The fact that there could be so much crap on the moon.

Cristina: But you actually believe some of these conspiracies then.

Jack: Not really. There's no reason to believe or disbelieve.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It really lands on the fact that we have to assume that the gut. Now this is an easy one to hide though. I don't know how the f*** the. It would have to be a hollow moon. I don't believe the hologram part. That's a weird one.

Cristina: That's very weird.

Jack: But if we're making trips up there, we see crap, fly into space all the time. We can't tell the difference. Like who the f***. It's a satellite. It's a rocket headed to the moon. Like who the f*** knows? You know? We're not out here looking. So they could be making trips all the time. They don't need no f****** hologram. They just lie about what the h*** it is. So the hologram part. Maybe I'm not so sold on that one. But the dark side of the moon having civilizations and stuff, that makes sense to me. That could be possible. I'm not saying I believe it, but it could be possible. Alternatively. There's also the conspiracy that the moon is not just hollow, obviously artificial, but it wasn't. Again back to the ship that's put there because aliens are using it to not share technology, not just find the hot spot to live or whatever. They're observing us.

Cristina: Okay. So it's to watch us.

Jack: It's an observatory.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They moved it there so they can want. And that's why it's title locked with Earth. They're making it so that we don't see them, but they're up there and they're watching and studying and they do make regular trips and what we see coming through and when we catch alien space. That's really.

Cristina: They're working on the documentary of Earth.

Jack: Yeah. They could just be studying humans, studying how life evolves, how primitive creatures move and behave and discover space travel and blah blah, blah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They could have been there for way longer that. How long has the moon been there? The stories of the moon, forever. Yeah. So they could have been. That just could be an alien outpost and observatory that's been there for millions of years.

Cristina: Yeah. Where they placed it there or they placed.

Jack: Yeah, well I mean they placed it there, but it could have been there since before we started recording s*** before.

Cristina: We were even a human or even you know like a thing.

Jack: They just found life beginning.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like that planet put it put. Put one of our satellites there. Which would be interesting because this is to say if they have the ability to track where life is beginning. Does every place with life beginning have a moon placed around it that's tidally locked so that there's always an observatory studying life Interesting.

Cristina: That is interesting place would man when we find life one day it's gonna.

Jack: Be pretty badass, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now that being said, I'm over here saying I don't believe in the. The holographic moon. Right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There are weird things relative to that that have happened. Like there was a guy, he was. He was a YouTuber 2013. He was. His name is Crow777. And he began just recording the moon regularly all the time and uploading it regularly.

Cristina: He just loved recording the moon, love.

Jack: Recording the moon until it got weird. On one of his random recordings he saw the moon ripple.

Cristina: Is he sure that's what happened? I don't know. That's weird.

Jack: That's weird, right?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He saw the moon ripple and it was the only thing in the sky to ripple. And it rippled the way a TV with crappy signal would. You know how that line just old school TVs. That line would just clear through it yeah. And static would form. It would, like, fuzz out a little.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Yeah. And he called it the Glitch.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Is that still on YouTube?

Jack: I know, let's look for it. Okay, so that's f****** crazy, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He moves the camera and the ripple doesn't follow the camera. It stays where it was on the moon, gradually moving up.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: F****** weird, right? Yeah, it's very interesting. And so that is pretty compelling.

Cristina: Yes, please look at that. You could still find that on YouTube. We actually looked at it.

Jack: Yes. The YouTube channel is called CRRO W777. And you will find it. It was uploaded seven years ago and it's called the moon is not what you think it is.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And yeah, so that's a really weird thing that is there.

Cristina: He also mentioned something about Mars. Something else is going on. What?

Jack: Yeah, they didn't want to give him stuff for that. But relative to the moon, he. He has an interesting video there. It's kind of interesting. It's. He tries to be scientific. He tries to disprove as much as he can, and he swears there's a moon there. He's not saying there's no moon there.

Cristina: Yes. He's just suspicious whether the full moon, when we see it as the full moon, is that really what we're looking at?

Jack: Yes. He does not trust that what we see is. That's really there.

Cristina: Just. But the other times, though, when the moon is in the other phases, we are probably seeing it as is, because whatever we know.

Jack: See, that's where it gets weird, because he's assuming that sometimes it is, sometimes it's not. But we have technology to pierce that too. So it should be up there all the time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The moon probably has the phases we see, but if there is a hologram, the hologram also has the ability to project those same phases to be consistent with how the moon would behave in case some physicist or somebody is looking and trying to angle, like, no, wait, the moon is in the wrong phase. Because they can't just have the moon be full all the time, but it's done to cover something up. So if we have the hologram, then it's always there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And that takes us to a different situation in which a man called David Johnson found and filmed a unlisted satellite.

Cristina: Oh, what?

Jack: Yeah, just wandering. And he found a satellite that's not listed. He's not sure what it. But it was functional. It was on. And he sees that it's aimed at the moon, which is also very weird. So he recorded that, uploaded that, and the. He is assuming that this is a projection point. One of multiple projection points.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: To be able to generate the image of the moon. Because why is there an unlisted satellite.

Cristina: Just looking at the moon?

Jack: Just looking at the moon.

Jack: So, yeah, that was a really weird one.

Cristina: That is very strange. What?

Jack: Yeah, so there. There are weird things about some of these cases that are, you know, supporting evidence, you could say. Like, nothing is for sure. Like, we don't know. Just because you found an unlisted satellite and maybe somebody's just secretly studying the moon, what the f***? They could do whatever the h*** they want.

Cristina: Yeah. No connection to actual scientists or secret government.

Jack: Yeah, there's no Illuminati running that thing. It's just people. Same thing with the hologram. Maybe there was some weird glitch happening in the camera that couldn't be explained. Maybe something about the light coming off of the moon was strange and the camera couldn't process it properly, and so it was trying to. But the panning is weird.

Cristina: The panning is super weird because it.

Jack: Should move with the camera.

Jack: That's a weird one. I don't know what to say about that, but that's a very, very strange one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now, there are arguments that people have tried to make about the moon being a hologram. They say, you know, like, the moon predates hologram technology. But they obviously, obviously, you can't use reason to fight stupidity because you're like, it predates the hologram technology. And then the immediate response from the people who swear the moon is a hologram is all that data was tampered with. Oh, all the proof and all the ancient articles and every. All of it, everything, all history and stuff about the moon is fake. They tampered with it to make. To make us believe. Mad tampering. See, that's the least likely possibility. Yeah, it's too much work.

Cristina: That's a lot of work. Like, when the hologram happened, it was probably in front of our eyes and we didn't notice. Like.

Jack: Yeah, that's crazy.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's super nuts to even believe that. For some instances, they do believe that there isn't a moon at all, that there was once a moon and there no longer is a moon. It's not sure why there is no longer a moon, but that's why we have the hologram to replace the fact that at some point there was a moon and now there isn't.

Cristina: But there's something there or there's just. For some reason we just decided to put a. Had long.

Jack: There's just a hologram.

Cristina: No explanation. Like, it's just. We have.

Jack: Well, there's. Well, there's two different ones.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Something happened to the moon and we replace it. Maybe some. Maybe we were running experiments that destroyed the moon or something. And to hide that fact.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We put the hologram there so that nobody even knows we destroyed the moon. Alternatively, we come back to the Illuminati, we're the boogeyman. Be scared of us.

Cristina: What do we do?

Jack: They believe that there is no moon and that we've invented these holograms to fund moon research and milk society for money that way.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: How much are we making off of this?

Jack: Not enough for the level of expense going into generating the hologram and paying the actors who would then pretend to go research. Like, there's a lot of moving parts here. I feel like we wasted way more than we get out of it.

Cristina: We're just having fun with it. It's not. There's no reason for it, I guess. Like, it can't be for the money.

Jack: Trolling. We're just trolling. We're just trolling.

Cristina: That is crazy. Yeah, but if there was a moon there and then there's no longer a moon there, how is the moon still affecting us in the way it always affected us if it's not really there?

Jack: Interesting, right? Like these can't be possible. These are the least believable ones when it comes to hollow moon. That's interesting. When it comes to the moon hologram. Only if there's a moon there and only if there's point something there. Yes.

Cristina: There has to be something there that still does the same.

Jack: I think the hollow moon is the most likely out of all the crazy moon things. Obviously the. I guess the really, really most likely one is that the moon landing was faked, but did happen. Now that it was fake, that didn't happen. I just know the US kind of likes the bullshit once in a while. We're known for lying about s*** consistently to everybody all the time. So I wouldn't put it past us that the moon landing did happen just f****** later than we claimed. We showed everybody bullshit on tv just to be like, we beat the Russians.

Cristina: There and then we redid it or did it for real. Yeah.

Jack: Once we dissuaded the Russians from going.

Cristina: That'S all the head.

Jack: We just did it. They're like, well, they beat us. We gotta stop now. And then we're like, good now we have time to do this. Right.

Cristina: Okay. That's more American.

Jack: That's the most believable. Followed by the hollow moon. So that there's probably some life up there. Aliens either watching us or civilization living inside of the moon, self sustained or trading with us. And then on top of that, we could build the hologram moon covering up civilization. Maybe they came, put the things that are projecting the moon on that direction so that we are hidden. So that they're hidden from us.

Cristina: Yeah. We're not doing the projection.

Jack: We're not even doing it. They just got s*** in our orbit spitting up a hologram to where the moon would be.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So any number of things could be happening.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And maybe they don't even need to be spitting anything up. Maybe they can see out of the moon, but we can't see into it. Like a two way mirror.

Cristina: So the only one you're not in the side of is that there's no moon.

Jack: That there's no moon. That's kind of weird and kind of crazy.

Cristina: Kind of.

Jack: Yes. But I think there's possibilities for the moon like the hologram. I'm not past the idea of a hologram.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's just the reasoning behind that seems the dumbest. But like, yeah, I could believe that there's people who have funded having a secret escape location. Like we were thinking about fallout shelters as a real means of survival in the past.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's the whole Fallout series of video games is based on the fact that that was a thought we had. Send the rich into the f****** bunks and f*** everybody else.

Cristina: Bunks in the moon.

Jack: Bunks on the moon. Makes sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Buildings being built for the last 70 years, whole structure civilizations. Maybe they go up there already all the time just to chill.

Cristina: That'd be crazy.

Jack: Well, that's part of one of these theories that they go up there all the time. That it's just we already have technology. Yeah. People on Earth go to the moon.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Elites, rich people.

Cristina: To hang out with aliens or just.

Jack: Just to hang out.

Cristina: Hang out.

Jack: No, aliens just. They go up there to chill.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: That's one of their escape locations to go. And in case of a tragedy on Earth, that's where they would go and live.

Cristina: That makes sense.

Jack: Yeah. That's totally believable. That's right up there with the moon landing being bullshit and then f****** being real later.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because that's exactly some s*** that we do.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: America's. F***, that's Earth as f***. Rich people are just like, f*** the.

Cristina: Little Guy, those billionaires.

Jack: Yeah. There's a f****** meteor headed towards us. We just go to the moon. F*** them.

Cristina: Yes. What?

Jack: That seems legit to me. That seems pretty accurate.

Cristina: But not the highest.

Jack: What a probability. Yeah, no, that's definitely the moon landing. The moon landing being faked is the most likely out of all of these. Not to say the moon landing was faked, but I think the moon landing was faked.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Not that it didn't happen. I don't think there was no moon landing. Those people are too extreme. I think America is full of s*** and we lied until we got it done.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then everything is up there. Go ahead and prove us wrong. If you went to the moon right now, you'd see all the things. But you're also full of s***. Because. Because I was later.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So I think that's probably the reality of the matter. We lied about the moon landing and this is f****** fine. Like, let's be real. Who the f*** cares? It got done.

Cristina: Yeah. But now they can't back off on their lie because then we're gonna be like, what else did they lie about? Yeah, well, definitely doing that anyway.

Jack: Definitely. The alien testing part.

Cristina: The alien testing.

Jack: Because they were like, yeah, we've been trying to contact and trying to. Like, they just said that recently about Area 51. Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: First it was. No, it's just for. First it was, Area 51 is not real.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then I guess it is real. It is real. Like, okay, so didn't tell us anything. We already know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then they're like, also, we got videos of things that are UFOs that we can't identify. And it's like, okay, f***. But like, we kind of knew already. And then they're like, yeah, and we run experiments here that might have to do things with aliens. Not to say we have aliens, but we run alien related experiments.

Cristina: Eventually they'll tell us they have a body.

Jack: Yeah, there's. They probably got a f****** body. And they're just inching. They're just little by little they can get there.

Cristina: When are they gonna just say so?

Jack: I don't know why It's a f******.

Cristina: Well, I guess we're more accepting over time. Like, would we have panicked originally? I mean, we were panicking. I don't know how this type of thing works. Like, you're trying not to get the people to panic, but they're already panicking from the little that they do know. And then when you finally tell them what they already know, they're not really panicking.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They have all the rights not to. We thought a bug that was more or less at the time that we found out about it, 100th as deadly as the flu at the time that we found out about it. And now obviously worse. But at the moment that we found out about it, this s*** that we've dealt with crap a million billion times worse. We found that about everybody in the planet panicked. Panicked, lost their minds and became irrational as f***. Started to beat the living s*** out of each other. Inside stores for toilet paper. Yeah, for f****** toilet paper.

Cristina: But they were told not to panic. They were told it wasn't as bad as it looked and etc.

Jack: As a result, we can't really trust the collective intellect of people and just be outright that we have aliens. I'm 100% convinced mass suicides on behalf of religious people is move number one.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Mass suicides. Life is meaningless.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: Everybody kills themselves. So many. The majority of the world believes in f****** gods and s***. That just goes out the f****** window just instantaneously. Minus the ones resilient enough to be like, they're lying to us.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Minus that group of people. Everyone else who just believes everything a doctor and a scientist f****** tells them 100% of the time. No matter what the f*** it is, Those people just killing themselves, they're just gone forever.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're avoiding that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's why we can't just be like, there's aliens. Because people would just kill themselves. They've proven in the case of toilet paper that we're too f****** stupid. We can't really handle anything. We just tell ourselves we can definitely. And it's really sad, but we. Yeah. They're inching towards it just to see if we're ready. Here's a little something. We're like, okay. Here's a little something else. Okay. The less we react, the more they give us. The more we react, the less they give us.

Cristina: That's a great way to do it.

Jack: Exactly. Because they know. They gaze where we're standing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's the AI from Alien. Yeah. If it's really, really hard, they ease off. They're like, okay. But if it's too easy, they start throwing more just to kind of, you know, bounce it off.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To efficientize.

Cristina: It wasn't just UFOs that they let us know. They also. There was like, something about elements that they didn't understand.

Jack: Yes. There's just things we don't get, period. A bunch of crap. Whether it be technology, Whether it be UFOs, whether it be things that should theoretically be on the periodic table orient, or just things. Just things. Little by little, letting that trickle happen.

Cristina: But no aliens yet.

Jack: But no aliens. As for the. The hollow moon because of the depth of these craters, that could not be figured out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They did run an experiment in which they got a ship all the way up there, the ship broke into two parts, and then they slammed one of the ships into the moon.

Cristina: They slammed the ship into them?

Jack: Yeah. They crash landed one intentionally. Oh, just to see vibrate.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Scientists.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I mean, who else is gonna slam a ship into the moon?

Cristina: Sounds pretty crazy.

Jack: Yeah, it's an experiment.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So this is to test vibration to sound and whatever. And the weirdest f****** thing happened with that. The moon began to ring like a bell. Like a bell for an entire hour.

Cristina: Weird.

Jack: Yeah. They landed, they crashed, and then.

Cristina: I don't understand. Okay. But then none of these things make sense because this is all about how they're lying to us. But they let us see this experiment and hear about this crazy nonsense about the bell ring, the moon ringing like a bell, but they're.

Jack: You just associated two completely random things that aren't related at all. People will just ignore the fact that that was done.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Obviously, if they're showing us something, people are gonna be like they're lying. Okay, so assume anything they show us, people just think they're lying.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's just. There's no reason to connect the two. This is anything the scientists did and anything the conspiracy theorists believe unrelated.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Even though the scientists obviously have the same questions, these conspiracy theorists.

Jack: Conspiracy theories are filling up the fact that we don't have an answer for the question.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes.

Jack: That's why it doesn't really matter. It's not this or that. It's kind of both.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But in doing that and smacking the ship into it, it started ringing. It rang for an entire hour. And the only way that could happen is if something is hollow, something solid would absorb the entire impact and not make a sound internally. But it was vibrating from the inside out. So theorize that. That could definitely. In trying to disprove it, they were like, oh, s***.

Cristina: And now they know, or not really. They don't know anything.

Jack: They don't really know why it rang, but it kind of supported the whole hollow argument.

Cristina: Is there a recording of the hollow ring?

Jack: No, I doubt it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's probably reported and crap.

Cristina: Yeah. That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah.

Cristina: That's very Alien what?

Jack: Yeah, it's freaking crazy. And the fact that it rang for so long, it means there was a lot of hollow.

Cristina: A lot.

Jack: They slammed something going crazy fast into it. Didn't penetrate too far. Obviously it wasn't going that level of strength to penetrate. Even if it was, it would have to be like the size of a giant meteor smacking into it. But no, it just left a giant ring.

Cristina: But if we saw a giant meteor hit the moon, would we be able to hear that ring? Or like, I guess if they were there to record the sound, they'd be able to catch it.

Jack: I believe so.

Cristina: Yeah, that's true.

Jack: But also anybody who's immediate. Then again, if it's not kicking up a bunch of debris and junk, because there is something stopping it, which seems to be the case, I guess, wouldn't be dangerous to be around there. You just have to sort of dodge getting hit yourself. And with however large this thing is, the momentum it's with, you don't want it to pull you in with it. Its force.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. It'd be more complicated, I guess. We could have people there, we could have things there to record it. If we're lucky, it won't get destroyed. But, yeah, like it does. There's no harm of having something.

Jack: Yeah, you couldn't have. You don't want to risk just killing somebody for something dumb like that. But also, if there's a freaking meteor about to hit the moon, we got to get ready for, oh, yeah, like down here, we got to start making preparations. There's going to be meteor showers. There's going to be mass deaths. It's going to be crazy.

Cristina: We'll hide in the Hollow Earth, I guess.

Jack: But how long before enough of those s**** start causing earthquakes collectively because of the impact that's so consistent?

Jack: F***. Down there, yes. But out of all of these, like, crazy things, there's probably a billion more. But these are some of my favorite ones. I like the idea that there is a hollow moon and like the Mayans on Hollow Earth, that they, like, connected themselves to the matrix mode type of s***. I like the idea that on the hollow moon, aliens have connected themselves to some sort of matrix thing and have gone inward instead of outward. That's pretty cool. Maybe not all of them. Maybe that's just something they do naturally instead of exploring outward. They just, you know, live their lives in there. And it's like, hey, I'm going to the freaking arcade. And then plug into this virtual world inside. And they just do that for however Long. They want probably machines that new. Give them nutrition and crap.

Cristina: Do you think about aliens contacting humans and stuff?

Jack: That's a pretty cool idea too. Definitely possible. There is. One of the weird things we don't understand is why we became so intelligent, technologically speaking, around the 50s and expand so quickly. Now, when you look at our biology, we haven't, like, changed much since then. So that's a really interesting one. If you look at the past, we're very gradual evolvers. This part of our survival mechanism. We are really powerful at picking out what matters and writing that out. But there hasn't been a change since the f****** 50s and 60s, biologically speaking. That could just make us inherently way better at these things. And we had science for quite some time. We've had electricity for some time. For it to just suddenly happen around the time that we went to the moon, like, okay, that's kind of. That's kind of weird.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So there's some possibility to that. I do like the hollow moon idea that the aliens were there maybe for a very long time and then left. They were from Earth. Ancient advanced civilizations from Earth used the moon to then build the technology. Less gravity, and they can take off as a fleet to explore the rest of the stars. That's pretty cool.

Cristina: That's pretty cool. People, I guess, are rich. Using the moon as a getaway.

Jack: That's pretty cool, too. That's dope. It sucks that we're gonna be left behind in case of an emergency, but that's expected anyways.

Cristina: Yeah. Whether it's the moon or the Mars or wherever, they're just.

Jack: Yeah, they're bad.

Cristina: Nothing happens here. We're stuck here.

Jack: They'll all board an ancestorship.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, yeah, it doesn't f****** matter.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's the same story. Every possible scenario. And I like how a couple of these tie up together. So they landed on the moon later. So the moon landing was faked. The moon was hollow when they landed. And there was life on the other side. The things on the other side are advanced a lot. Life forms that are watching us.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Additionally, we agreed to them. Yes. They gave us technology regularly for NASA and the government that they interact with. And then we agreed to shield them further as our technology got better with holograms.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, like, we could tie all of these up together one way or another so they all function to some degree. The reasoning for some of them, kind of sketchy and dumb half the time, but it is cool that they can kind of function and be. Well, it is cool that we got there, but we lied about it first. And we did get there. We. We did get scared and didn't go back immediately, but did go back and communicate what was up there. And they gave us technology and we made packs and kept expanding and trading technology.

Cristina: So all the possibilities are pretty interesting. All the different ways this. All these things could work. Except for the moon not being there.

Jack: The moon not being there is f****** retarded.

Cristina: No matter.

Jack: Because we still have tidal wave. Not tidal waves. We still have tides.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that relies on the moon.

Cristina: Yes. Or at least something there.

Jack: At least something there. If. Fair enough. If the moon isn't there, something is there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And whatever that hologram is over is huge anyways.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because it has to be big enough to have tides on Earth.

Cristina: Yeah. That's the only problem with that one. And then everything else is fine.

Jack: Yes. Everything else works flawlessly.

Cristina: Or that. Then. Yeah. The whole Illuminati using money. Use. Getting NASA to make money or the fake moon or.

Jack: So dumb. There's no profit in that.

Cristina: No.

Jack: So dumb.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Yeah. I guess that's kind of how that goes. And that's basically why you need to go find somebody to listen to the episodes with.

Cristina: Yes. To learn about weird moon conspiracies.

Jack: No. So that they get Stockholm syndrome. Listen to the episode, and then you kick them out. But then they're gonna be. Get really clingy. Exactly the same way the conspiracy nutcases do about whatever subject they're talking about.

Cristina: Oh, crap. That's what you're talking about.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. You like how I brought that back around? I know what the point of this episode was. It was to say that people are psychotic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you're gonna make one of them extra psychotic and then regret it.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: But you would have had listened to an episode with the listening partner.

Cristina: Mm. And that's the most important thing.

Jack: Yes. And if you manage to get all those things done, then you can tell them, hey, crazy person who doesn't want to leave my home, I have a gun. If you forgot, get out.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, you got that gun to remind them exactly.

Jack: They're gonna leave no matter what. And you tell them, if you're really interested in this show and more things like it. They have so many episodes. You can find all their episodes. Guy or woman or other gender of any type that you would like to say. Xyz, the alpha Alphabet soup member. Listen. Alphabet soup member. You can listen to more episodes on the moon and other things. You can find that on the official website. If you Want guy, person, person. They. Hey, they. You can find them on the official website greatthoughts.info you. Could they. You could also find them on any other podcast platforms, like Apple Podcasts, Spotify, pretty much anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: It's very confusing if you just change what the pronoun that you're using. Like you say they, then you say you, then you say he, then you say she, then you just keep on.

Jack: Yeah. Just keep shifting it as you move forward.

Cristina: That's crazy. If you could do that. Try it. And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok. On justcombopod.

Jack: Yes. And crazy person who doesn't want to leave my house. Remember, when you do listen, subscribe and rate the show. And if you feel so inclined. These guys are cool. They want your reviews.

Cristina: We do want your.

Jack: We do.

Cristina: We do. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Crazy person. When you leave and you subscribe and you rate and you review after you've found the platform, which you prefer to listen to the show, that you're no longer gonna listen to it with me, you tell somebody else, here's a gun. There's no bullets. Because I don't want you to turn on me suddenly. But use this gun. And just how I got you to love this show and get Stockholm syndrome. Now you can go find. Find your own person to listen with.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Do you just. What? What do they say? You pass it on.

Cristina: Is that what they call it? Yes.

Jack: Move. Passing it forward. Moving it forward.

Cristina: Moving it forward. Giving it forward.

Jack: Passing it.

Cristina: Giving it forward.

Jack: Giving it forward.

Cristina: That sounds right.

Jack: Some like that you something it forward. And now they're gonna go do the thingy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then their Stockholm syndrome person has the same experience, and they go. And the community grows on and on.

Cristina: Yes. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: So now you're a part of the church of Shaggy, though.

Jack: Yeah. Actually, if you think of the order of the universe, it began as disorder, as chaos, and order came out of chaos.

Cristina: So it was first track.

Jack: It was first.

Cristina: Yes. And in the order of things, Shaggy came first.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Unless something represents nothing.

Jack: Well, here's.

Cristina: Or not nothing. Whatever came before this first?

Jack: Yeah, there was some. But I guess that that makes atheos not the top top. We have to say there's something bigger. Call it the God reality.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then reality was there because it's potential. And then the destructive explosion. Something is that we don't know which that one is. Then out of that explosion, chaos happen.

Cristina: Happen, Mr. Saggy. Oh, chaos.

Jack: Crap is everywhere.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And as things begin to form through balance, because Atheos things begin to destroy in equal pace, matter starts to form, collides with other matter that starts to form and thus Shaggy slamming planets and stars into one another.

Cristina: So that's the work of both Atheos and Shaggy.

Jack: Yes. That leads to the eventual settling perfect balance of entire star systems and galaxies and clusters of galaxies.

Cristina: And that would be have to do with Spaghetti Monsters.

Jack: Full order. It goes down the line.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It starts at kek between the collective work of Shaggy and Atheos. It gets form and then from that form, that balance, you then find logic. Hypostafarianism.

Cristina: Yeah. Pretty awesome.

Jack: The unification of beliefs. It's pretty fascinating.

Cristina: Yes. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 122: Leprechauns and Other Fairies

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What creatures remained in Ireland after St. Patrick was done with it? And why did they stick around? Dissecting the concept of fairies on this episode!

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The Duo dive into leprechauns and fairies in general in order to understand the true complex nature of what the aftermath of the St. Patrick Massacre was. A desolate, monster infested wasteland is the least of the problem for the people of Ireland. It gets worse when spirits are introduced!

Rambling 122: Leprechauns and Other Fairies

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Topics Discussed

  • St. Patrick Demon Hunter
  • Jehovah the Demi-God
  • Sprites
  • Peter Dinklage
  • Navi
  • Tricksters
  • Giant Rat Fairy
  • Banshee
  • Succubus
  • Jeepers Creepers

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideals in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get get notified the second new episodes are released.

Jack: Yes, and also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner, so be sure to find somebody to make your listening partner, regardless of who they are, regardless of where they're from, regardless of. Even if you saw them on the street, casually, as they were walking, you point at them and you tell them, hey, you're my listening partner.

Cristina: And what if they walk away?

Jack: Well, then you resort to other means of getting that person who you've chosen and thus must be the one.

Cristina: They must be the one.

Jack: You chose them now. They are the one. They are the one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. That's how it goes. So the world works?

Cristina: You just make them the one?

Jack: You make them the one.

Cristina: Is it like love at first sight?

Jack: Yeah. You force them to be the one.

Cristina: The one.

Jack: The one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's your listening partner.

Cristina: That's not creepy.

Jack: No, no, it's very normal. People do it all the time.

Cristina: Mm. Guess what holidays coming up.

Jack: What holiday?

Cristina: St. Patrick's Day. Our favorite saint.

Jack: Yes, that's the OG saint. The saint that gets. He. Basically, he's God. He's the only guy God is scared of.

Cristina: He's a God. He's a guy God is scared of. What?

Jack: Yeah. God makes God do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, however he wants, simply because he wants.

Cristina: Yeah, well, God, I guess, isn't the only person afraid of St. Patrick.

Jack: I mean, he makes God scared. I'm sure just by, you know, process of elimination, everybody else should be scared.

Cristina: Yes. And everyone was scared. That's why I found the story, a different story of that he. Of him getting rid of snakes. But it wasn't just snakes that he got rid of. It was snakes and demons.

Jack: Snakes and demons?

Cristina: Yes. And there was this specific demon that didn't want to run away. When he told all the snakes and demons to leave and then they ran, what happened was he told them to leave, I guess. And so they drowned into the ocean. They listened and drowned and died.

Jack: Sweet, but what the f***?

Cristina: Yes. That's how he got rid of them. By murdering them with his words.

Jack: Sounds legit.

Cristina: Yes. And there's this specific one that can't pronounce her name, but in English, we could call her the fire Spitter.

Jack: The fire spitter?

Cristina: Yes. And she's either the devil's mom or all demons. Mom. Mom. Yes. There's two different ideas of what she was besides the fire spitter. That's what I found. It's unsure, right?

Jack: Kind of like vampire hunter D or something.

Cristina: Yes. So she might be the devil's mom. But anyway, when he was getting rid of all the snakes and demons from the island, she decided to hide.

Jack: So she survived for a little while. And she let all her children die.

Cristina: Definitely because she's too busy trying to stay alive.

Jack: It's like, f*** this. Every. Every man for themselves.

Cristina: Yes. So, like, he went on top of a mountain, and he told them to go into the sea and drown, and they did. And then she somehow. I don't know how she managed to escape, but maybe she, like, closed her ears when she saw him on the mountain. Like something bad is about to happen.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And it did. But he saw her before she could completely hide herself, and he chased her down with the fastest horse Ireland had at the time.

Jack: Faster than de Demons.

Cristina: Yeah, actually faster than demons because he did outrun her while she was running. She was too busy, though, throwing Spitfire into every water. Well, because she thought, oh, this is gonna take forever, and eventually he'll get thirsty and drink water. But he was smart and was like, I'm not going to drink this poisoned water. So he didn't drink the poisoned water, and he just kept going. And then he passed her, of course.

Jack: You mean caught up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It wasn't raised. He wasn't like, well, I passed you. You're behind me.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. And then he waited for her. And then when she came, I mean, and then when he saw her, he jumped. He jumped out of his hiding spot and banished her. And then she also drowned into the ocean.

Jack: Sweet. Okay, so everybody died.

Cristina: Yeah, everyone died, but she was the last to die.

Jack: So he's just killer of demons, forcing creatures to commit suicide left and right and sell God. So he controls gods, angels, demons, everything. He's just some sort of overpowered deity that we don't even label a deity. But he's like. He's beyond the demigod.

Cristina: He's. He is the God.

Jack: Like, we have to assume Jehovah is a demigod based on the traits we understand. Jehovah, he's. He has emotions. Yeah, an omniscient God can't have emotions. That. That wouldn't make sense. Right, And God can get jealous, angry, all these things. God needs you to worship. Him. Because he's not. He tells you specifically, worship me. No. Other gods is like, okay, so there's others like you. You're not omniscient. You're not every God all at the same time. You're one of them. Yes, but it seems like the real omniscient God is Saint Patrick. What he had a horse, is faster than demons. He could just will that to happen.

Cristina: Well, they gave it to him.

Jack: Who?

Cristina: I don't. The Ireland people. Yeah.

Jack: It was just a normal. That means it was just a normal horse. They gave him a normal horse.

Cristina: Was the fastest horse.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like here.

Jack: But to them, fast is different than to him. And he got a horse and it was probably, you know, normal fast.

Cristina: It was like a winner of normal horse races.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. But then he got on the horse.

Cristina: He powered that horse, became the fastest horse.

Jack: Knight Rider type of s***. He got on the horse, the horse flamed. It burst into flames, and it was just leaving a trail of fire.

Cristina: It died that day.

Jack: As soon as he got off it, it just became normal. And it was on fire. Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah, it died.

Jack: But he doesn't care. He kills everything.

Cristina: He kills everything. Well, if you.

Jack: That's why God is like, I'll do whatever you want. Just don't kill me.

Cristina: Because God is just an angel, a demon deity.

Jack: He's a demigod.

Cristina: Okay. So complicated. But what's even more complicated is I tried to find out what a fairy was, right. Because of St. Patrick's Day in Ireland. And they're known for fairies, right?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And I'm so confused. I'm so confused. Fairies are so many things, but what they originally were, they were seen as deities. Gods. They were gods.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: But then over time, because Christianity came to the island, they were demoted to stay around so that they wouldn't have to actually get rid of them. Because I guess the Christians actually like these stories, and they're like, wow, they're pretty interesting. But what if they were just creatures, magical creatures instead of gods? Because there can only be one God. So I don't know. Is God stronger than their God if he could turn them into magical creatures?

Jack: It was St. Patrick that did it.

Cristina: It was St. Patrick. Oh, yes. Okay.

Jack: The pioneer. The guy who brought Christianity to Ireland. St Patrick then decided, yeah, I'm a strip you guys of your exaggerated godlike powers. I don't want you to be gods anymore. Now. Now you're just f******. You're gonna be there like the humans. You can be just a different f****** creature.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then he did that, well, these.

Cristina: Guys were, I guess weren't that powerful anyway because they were the original people living on Ireland.

Jack: So you're telling me Ireland is Olympus?

Cristina: Is Olympus. Once upon a time, maybe like they were able to travel from the other world into Ireland and they loved it so much that they lived there. But then other people wanted Ireland for themselves. They've had many wars trying to defend their home, but they finally lost to St. Patrick. To the Irish people or to the ancestors of the Irish people, one led by St Patrick. Yes, he's a time travel as well. Time traveler as well.

Jack: Are we just to say that St. Patrick's is the real Kratos?

Cristina: Yes, the Kratos, Yes.

Jack: Yeah, he was just the mortal once upon a time. But eventually he killed a God, got all God's powers and used that to manipulate the rest of everything. St. Patrick, the real God of war.

Cristina: Well, from what I understand, these gods that were defeated by the Irish people shrunk themselves. They loved Ireland so much that they decided we'll just be small and live underground.

Jack: And thus the invention of midgets.

Cristina: Close, I guess. Leprechauns. Leprechauns and so many other creatures. Okay. There are so many different types of fairy races. You probably didn't think of them as fairies though. Which are dwarves, elves, gnomes, goblins, brownies and pixies.

Jack: The h*** is a brownie? Is that a racist term?

Cristina: No, it's just another short magical, human like creature thing. Yeah, they're all short magical, human like creature things.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: Yes. And what I feel like when somebody.

Jack: Says leprechaun, they mean all of these things. Leprechaun is the blanket term? Almost.

Cristina: No. Leprechaun is a type of fairy.

Jack: I get that.

Cristina: Fairy is the blanket term thing.

Jack: Fairies, the blanket term.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Do Westerners say leprechaun and mean fairies and all the other stuff to Western like they mean fairy and fairies, the blanket term to them. When we say fairy, we think Na' Vi from Ocarina of Time.

Cristina: There's no fairy that's like that fairy. We made that up.

Jack: My point is exact.

Cristina: Okay, that's not a thing.

Jack: Westerners say leprechaun and mean all the different kinds of fairies.

Cristina: I don't know. I think we just see leprechauns as leprechauns.

Jack: Right. But if you showed us a different one of those fairies, what would we call it? We would probably call it a leprechaun.

Cristina: Even an elf. If we saw elf or gnome. We know what gnomes are.

Jack: Oh, S***. Okay, there we go. Now we're getting to places.

Cristina: Dwarfs. You know what a dwarf is?

Jack: A dwarf is just a person.

Cristina: No, they're magical little people. They're magical.

Jack: Whoa. So you're telling me Peter Dinklage is a magical fairy?

Cristina: No.

Jack: And that's why he has all these jobs.

Cristina: He's sprinkling has become two different things. Okay.

Jack: He's sprinkling his fairy dust all over people. You're telling me he's unfairly in justly getting these jobs when Wee man should be getting some of them?

Cristina: Look, fairies are complicated. They're very complicated. He may be a fairy because fairies could be every and many things. There's so many words for fairies. You could say fairy, but you can also call them sprites, you can call them spirits, you can call them supernatural entities. You can even call them angels and demons.

Jack: Right? Okay. We've established this in the Shadow Realm episode. For further information, go back there. Listen to that. Get informed.

Cristina: It is so annoying. It's so annoying.

Jack: It is. When I was figuring that out.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I came across a lot of these problems in which limbo is purgatory, and that is the Shadow Realm, and that is an alternate version of this reality. And that what's there is here and here is there. And it's the same, but different. It has a different name, but it's the same. It's like. Yeah, it's complicated.

Cristina: There was one thing about the other, the other realm that I don't know if you talked about that I think. If you haven't, I just want to mention, though, is that time works different there.

Jack: Probably. The concept of time in itself might be entirely different.

Cristina: Yeah, but, like, for the rare people that have been able to go there and come back, hundreds of years would pass by.

Jack: It depends.

Cristina: It depends.

Jack: It depends. Let's say you get there through some form of astral projection, and you're there as a spirit. Right. Your spirit might be over there hundreds of years, and over here, hundreds of years don't pass. You might come back after being hundreds of years over there and it was only one night's sleep over here.

Cristina: Oh, I read the opposite of.

Jack: Well, that's my point. It depends on the approach that's happening.

Cristina: Oh, okay. All right. So it's. That's as complicated as the word fairy. Okay.

Jack: It's very, very f*****.

Cristina: Yes. But. Okay, so there's the leprechaun, the most famous fairy. Right. Maybe.

Jack: I'd say that other than Navi, she's not a fairy. What the h*** is she. They call her a fairy.

Cristina: That's an American made up creature. So is Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell is not a fairy.

Jack: Well, she's not a fairy by their terms. But then you have to tell me that a Japanese dragon like Shenron and then a Western dragon, that's like a giant lizard, like an iguana, a ginormous iguana with wings that breathes fire, are not both dragons.

Cristina: Okay, well, we're. Right now we're just talking about Irish creatures. Okay. They're not Irish fairies.

Jack: Got you. They're not Irish fairies.

Cristina: Correct. Because this is an Irish episode to celebrate our favorite saint.

Jack: Got you.

Cristina: So. Yeah. So what was it? Navi.

Jack: Navi.

Cristina: Navi. I guess that's a Japanese fairy.

Jack: Yes, but she's not an Irish. And she's specifically a Shinto Japanese fairy.

Cristina: Okay. And then I guess the Americans made. Not the Americans. The English made Tinkerbell.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay. But yes, none of these fairies have wings. I guess is one interesting different thing from all the ones that you could think. The ones you mentioned.

Jack: Yeah, you can actually see that in a lot of cultures where there is a shift in there. If we go back to the dragons, the Japanese dragons don't have wings. They're just like floating snake things.

Cristina: I thought it was the Chinese dragon.

Jack: Oh, it's a Chinese dragon. Well, I guess both of them, right? Yeah, they're pretty similar.

Cristina: Okay. The Asian dragons and then.

Jack: Yeah, Asian dragons. There you go. The Asian dragons don't have wings and then the western dragons do. Yeah, the Asian dragons are kind of like a snake, but the western dragons are like a lizard.

Cristina: But they're both huge, I think. Right?

Jack: Yeah, they're both ginormous. Although I believe the Japanese dragon is much bigger. Do they have. Are there any fairy, like any dragon, like fairies without wings and like floating snake thing or. They're all little people.

Cristina: They're all little people. I will talk about. I do want to talk about some other creatures in Ireland that I don't know if they're under the fairy description.

Jack: Interesting. So then tell me which one are the fairies? What? Break them down and explain these to me.

Cristina: Okay, there's. I'm gonna mention like. Okay, there's the leprechaun, of course.

Jack: What's the get up there?

Cristina: He's the lucky fairy, I guess. He's the one with the gold in the end of the rainbow. And you can get it if you catch him. He'll grant you three wishes, but you have to do it quickly because he'll try to trick You. And that would suck.

Jack: Trick you how?

Cristina: Well. Oh, One of the things about these fairies is they're all tricksters. They're all tricksters. I don't know if there's any fairies that aren't tricksters, but they all seem like tricksters. And they're not seen as evil. Trick tricksters evil either. Yes, but some of them do sound evil. Some of them are evil tricksters. Some of them are just regular trolley guys. But the leprechaun seems like the good kind, I guess, of the tricksters. Anyway, there's a story about a guy who caught a leprechaun and he wished to be taken to the gold. And the. And the leprechaun did show him where the tree was, where the gold was hidden. So the man put a marking on the tree and he let go of the leprechaun to find a shovel. But then when he came back, all the trees were marked the same way he marked the tree that he had.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yep. Yep.

Jack: So there was no way for him to tell which one it was?

Cristina: Nope. He really messed up on that.

Jack: Yeah, so.

Cristina: So if you get a leprechaun, he shows you the gold, you gotta somehow.

Jack: Get it at that moment.

Cristina: At that moment, yes.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: I wonder if you can waste the wish, though, to have the leprechaun help you get the gold and also to leave you alone.

Jack: I'm sure there's wish rules, otherwise systems would be broken. You could also wish for many wishes if you could do that, you know.

Cristina: Yeah, but could you trust a leprechaun to tell you the rules of the wishes if there are tricksters?

Jack: Well, on the first one, you wish to be told the rules. If you have three wishes. On the second one, if it's not against the rules, then you wish for more wishes. And if it is against the rules, then you didn't waste a wish and instead you asked the leprechaun to help you. Unless that's also against rules.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: In which case you still got two wishes, but I don't know, like, one.

Cristina: Of the other still has to be to show you where the gold is.

Jack: Yes. Okay, fine. So now you know where the gold is. The other one has to be, don't kill me while I take this gold.

Cristina: Don't kill. Well, he might not kill you. He just won't want you to steal his gold. So he's gonna do some other weird thing that probably hurts you, but doesn't murder you. Yeah, he's not evil.

Jack: Don't disrupt me at all.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: While stealing Your gold.

Cristina: Alright. Even though they're not seen as evil, there are some stories where they sound a bit evil. So there's this story about a king who fell asleep on a beach and when he woke up, he found himself being dragged into the sea by three leprechauns.

Jack: To drown.

Cristina: I'm pretty sure to drown him. Maybe he's related to St. Patrick and they're like, we gotta get revenge.

Jack: It could be. Who the h*** knows? Maybe it was St. Patrick, but he.

Cristina: Was able to catch one of them and. And they granted him three wishes in exchange for them to release him.

Jack: And then what was one of the wishes?

Cristina: I don't know. To be released.

Jack: That's it. Guy just got. We got the story of a guy who caught a leprechaun and we don't know what he wished for.

Cristina: He died. It was a lie. They're just trying to cover up that they're evil because there's some. There's stories that differ between whether a leprechaun is harmless or really, really evil. So I guess it depends. I don't know. Some are evil, some aren't. That's what I'm going with.

Jack: There is a literal movie about evil leprechauns, I believe, called Leprechaun.

Cristina: Yeah, it's some weird horror movie series thing.

Jack: Serious. Oh, it's. There's many of them.

Cristina: There's many movies. So many. Like it's like a Freddy versus, you know, a Freddy movie or a Jason movie. It's just like he keeps coming back.

Jack: Oh, is it the same leprechaun?

Cristina: I'm not sure. I think so. It looks the same. Crappy looking version. I've never seen a nice looking leprechaun. Yeah, version, but okay, like Chucky. Who does he ever change his look? It's always the same dude being in a doll, right?

Jack: I think so.

Cristina: That dude is just unlucky. He should just die. His life sucks. I don't know what he's doing. Although everything he's doing in the rest of the movies make no sense because the. In the original movie he was. If he can't get into a child's body in I think a certain amount of time, then he's stuck in the doll's body. So that's it. He's stuck in that body like the rest of the movies don't make any sense of him trying to get into another person's body because he wasted the time. It's over for him.

Jack: Yeah, that's weird.

Cristina: But he still tries. But. And of Course, never does. But even if he managed, it doesn't make sense to the first movie unless they change that in the reboot. But anyway, there are other types of things that are very similar to leprechauns, and one of them is, I guess, he's a lot like a leprechaun. But he loves to drink and he's famous to haunt wine cellars and drink all the wine in there.

Jack: So he's an alcoholic?

Cristina: Basically, yes, he's the alcoholic leprechaun. And he's also described as a trickster and a practical jokester because I guess most leprechauns are. Then there's another leprechaun type fairy which likes to seduce women.

Jack: As a short individual.

Cristina: Yes, he's really good at seducing ladies. He goes to lonely places where I guess they're just like, why? I just want to fall in love. And then he comes and then they're like, whoa, make love to me. I don't know how his magic works. He comes on them and he comes on them. But it's very unlucky to meet him. Very. Because his skin is addictive and put in to it's toxic and addictive and seducing the person, they really. They really just become addicted to him. Like they need him.

Jack: Right, so it's his power.

Cristina: Well, it's his skin's power. I mean, yeah, it's his power, like superpower type thing. And the women end up dying from withdrawal after he leaves.

Jack: So they all die.

Cristina: Yep, yep, they die. But then there's the Farduring, which is the evil leprechaun, because none of those are evil. They're not evil. Except for that one that sounds a little.

Jack: How is this one any more or less evil?

Cristina: Well, this guy. Oh, his name translates to Red man. This guy Redman, he wears a red cape and hat and he does some really gross practical jokes. Like he likes to put people into sacks and kidnap people. And then there was a story where he makes them make him dinner and then when they look at the dinner, it's a witch. I don't know. I don't know how that's evil or whatever. That's just weird.

Jack: Very strange. Yes, yes.

Cristina: This is a very strange thing. But usually he just traps people in rooms.

Jack: That doesn't sound like malicious or evil. It just sounds like a douchebag.

Cristina: And. Yeah, it does. It does. He does terrifying noises. One of them is described as laughing like a dead man, which I'm not really sure what that sounds like, but that sounds like, it would be terrifying if you knew that that's what you're specifically listening to. Maybe it's a person you knew that died and you hear that laughing.

Jack: That would make sense.

Cristina: That's kind of horrifying.

Jack: Yeah, Like a very distinct laugh that you shouldn't be hearing.

Cristina: Mm. And he's also the people. The person stealing the human babies and replacing them with changelings. Remember the changelings we talked about last year?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yep. He's the one. He's. He's the one doing it.

Jack: Why does he kidnap the children again?

Cristina: To replace them with. I don't know. To replace. As a joke, I guess. To replace them with fairy children. Right.

Jack: And then what does he do with the kid?

Cristina: Don't remember we talked about this last year, and I don't remember. You don't remember?

Jack: No.

Cristina: I'm not sure. Maybe the kids are slaves while they're baby. Like, they don't.

Jack: Underwear gnome logic.

Cristina: Yes, But I guess the purpose, though, of stealing the human babies so that these other babies could be raised and they don't have to actually raise the babies. Fairies are lazy, and they don't want to raise their babies. So they're like, let's get these humans.

Jack: To raise our babies minus a human baby they now have to raise.

Cristina: I'm sure they're not raising those babies. They throw them in the trash.

Jack: And thus the question of where trash babies come from is answered.

Cristina: Yes. That's where trash babies come from. They're also. They also bring nightmares. And they just. They just like to terror. Terrorize people. They just love terrorizing.

Jack: I mean, minus the kidnapping part. Everything else is pretty. Pretty chill.

Cristina: Even the swapping babies thing is chill.

Jack: That's the part I'm talking about.

Cristina: Oh, I thought you meant the other kidnapping of, like, when he made the guy cook and then it somehow became a witch, or trapping the person in a room, and then the scary voices.

Jack: None of that is kidnapping.

Cristina: None of that is kidnapping. But that all sounds pretty bad. No. Okay.

Jack: Sounds scary, not evil.

Cristina: Okay. Well, there's one way to avoid his tricks. You have to say, you will not mock me before he traps you.

Jack: So you could just walk around saying, you will not mock me.

Cristina: Yes, but they. But it's really hard because they set up very good traps. So you have to say before you're trapped, but you might end up being trapped before you say it, so you gotta say it. I guess you have to walk around saying it, just hoping not to get trapped.

Jack: Yeah. Or is it just, like, how. What's the Deadline on this. Can you just say it now and then you're just good forever?

Cristina: Maybe. I don't know. Probably not. You probably have to walk around saying that they're also called rat boys because they're fat.

Jack: The evil ones?

Cristina: Yes, the evil ones. They're fat. They have dark hairy skin. They have a long snout and a skinny tail.

Jack: So they don't look like dwarfs. No, they don't look human.

Cristina: They don't. They look like a giant rat. I guess they look like a. They look like a giant rat. But they're still described as being a type of leprechaun. But an evil leprechaun.

Jack: An evil rat. Leprechaun.

Cristina: Evil rat. Leprechaun. Yes. That cause nightmares and bad luck.

Jack: I feel like this is totally backwards because instead of it being a little person, it's just a giant rat.

Cristina: It's just a giant rat. Oh, it is a giant rat. Yeah. Maybe it's not a leprechaun. Maybe it's just a giant magical rat.

Jack: Sounds like it.

Cristina: Yeah. So then it's just a fairy. Not really a leprechaun. A leprechaun. So who knows. And then there's some other Ireland creatures. There's these things called the Merrow men. And the merrow. The Merrow men are ugly sea creatures. And the females are called marrows. Are beautiful because they're always beautiful, aren't they? All the women are beautiful in these type of stories.

Jack: Yeah. That's how the succubus is so attractive. And the incubus is, I don't know. A monster.

Cristina: Yes. Oh yeah, we talked about that too. Yeah, that's. And the Merrell. The Merrells are not. They're not mermaids. They have human legs instead of a tail. Except that they're. They have large flat feet and webbed fingers to help them swim.

Jack: So they are basically the swamp creature.

Cristina: Yes, they're the swamp creature. And the Merrell's ability to. To swim in water or to travel in water is from her clothes. She has a cape or a cap, depending on the story. And when she takes it off, she loses the ability. And usually a man will find it and hide it so that he could marry her because she's beautiful. And also she has lots of gold from the sea, I guess.

Jack: Okay. Sweet. Fantastic. So like a half fish woman. That's gorgeous.

Cristina: Yes. And rich.

Jack: And rich.

Cristina: Yes. And then. But if she finds her missing cape or cap, she'll end up running away and returning to the sea, leaving her husband and their children and many Families claim to be descendants from these Merrells who were entrapped by fishermen.

Jack: Really? Like, somewhere up the line, their grandma was a fish lady who jumped in the water. And we're sure that it wasn't just a crazy lady who committed suicide?

Cristina: Yeah. It could just be a lady who just abandoned her family. Maybe committed suicide, maybe not. Maybe she just abandoned her family and they were like, no way would she abandon us. She must have been a marrow.

Jack: Chances are the father made that lie up for the children.

Cristina: Yes. And then there's this thing called a banshee, which is a female spirit. I'm not sure. Spirit, fairy, sprite? I don't know.

Jack: I've heard of banshees. They're known for screaming.

Cristina: They're known for screaming? Yes. Well, crying. They're considered a omen of death. Whenever you hear her, you could assume someone's about to die.

Jack: That makes sense. They. They're known. You like, you hear them in the woods and s***. A lot of the time you hear the screams of a banshee. There's a couple of songs about that too.

Cristina: Really? Well, there's some stories where they just find her by their window. She's just next to their window crying.

Jack: That's f****** horrifying.

Cristina: Yes, well, her appearance isn't that. Well, sometimes. It depends, because she has three different appearances. She can look like a young lady, she can look like a regular woman, and she can look like a withering hag. So her age varies.

Jack: F****** banshee.

Cristina: And she can also appear as a crow, weasel or another creature called a stout. That, I think is also a type of weasel.

Jack: I didn't know that. So she could, like, shapeshift.

Cristina: Yeah. And I have three stories of this banshee lady. There was a couple who stayed at a friend's castle, a friend's castle. And on the first night around 1am, the wife heard a cry by the window. And when she looked, she saw some lady there, a lady leaning on the window, crying. And she woke up her husband scared and stuff. And then in the next day, they told. I don't know if they told their friend the story, but anyway, the next day their friend told them that she was all night up because she was with her dying cousin and her very sick cousin. And at the same time, he died. Okay. She told them that even though it's the best room of the house, there's a ghost of a lady that haunts the house. The ghost is of the former owner of the house who killed his wife. His pregnant wife. And that's the banshee that hangs out in the window?

Jack: His former wife? Yeah, but she died inside the house. Why is she hanging outside as a ghost?

Cristina: Why is she hanging outside as a ghost? Because that's what banshees do. I don't know. There's no stories of a banshee hanging out inside a house.

Jack: So she got killed and was like, I'm gonna go outside now.

Cristina: What if she got killed outside?

Jack: I thought she got killed in the house.

Cristina: No, he got. He died in the house. Her cousin died in the house.

Jack: Didn't he kill her?

Cristina: No, The. The owners of the house. The original. The former owners of the house. The husband killed the wife.

Jack: And that's the banshee.

Cristina: And that's the banshee? Yes.

Jack: The wife that died.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Why didn't she haunt the house from inside the house where she died?

Cristina: We don't know that she died inside the house.

Jack: Didn't he kill her in the house?

Cristina: He killed her and they lived in that house.

Jack: Got it.

Cristina: But that doesn't.

Jack: Got it, got it, got it.

Cristina: I understand.

Jack: I understand.

Cristina: Like, yes, maybe he did kill her in the house, but I don't. We don't know that. We don't know where he killed her. It could be anywhere. So. But that's one story. Then there's stories where people from Ireland, they move far away and a banshee still follows them. It finds their way to them.

Jack: That's interesting. Reminds me of that show that's totally full of s*** of the people who moved into the house. Or do you know the people who tell them they're f****** the time I saw a ghost or whatever the f***. And then they got reenactors and s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The ghost story in the room.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, okay.

Jack: That s*** that. This reminds me of that, like, he would. They were like, if we move, we'll be fine. Then they did, and then he stopped seeing her for a while, and then she popped up again.

Cristina: Well, she was hispan. She.

Jack: Except she wasn't screaming. She was just hanging in a closet. Except she was originally from the closet that she was hung in.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then she was just like, now, Imma go hang in your new closet.

Cristina: Yes. And then I think he also saw.

Jack: Her outside, which makes no f****** sense because presumably she was haunting the place, Meaning now she haunts you. And anybody who lives in that house is fine.

Cristina: Now, I don't. I don't know how ghosts work. What if they can haunt more than one thing at a time?

Jack: That's crazy. Anybody who goes through that house is haunted by the saint. So if everybody in the world stayed at that house and then moved, they would all be haunted by the same ghost at the same time.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's what's happening with this banshee. Basically.

Cristina: Except none of his family was haunted and they all lived there. Maybe have to be in that specific room.

Jack: Could be.

Cristina: How are we gonna get all these people into that room?

Jack: That's crazy.

Cristina: That's crazy. But yes, like the banshee and these, these two stories, they moved to. They moved to Canada and Yeah. They heard the cry. And then the next day in one of the stories, the man of the house and his oldest son died in a boating accident. The next day after they heard the strange cry, they also asked people about the strange cry and no one saw anyone by the house, but they all heard the cry.

Jack: That's fascinating. I wonder if that has happened recently, like with banshees, you know? So banshees is an Irish creature.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Interesting, interesting. Because that's prominent in Western culture. That's prominent as h*** over here because.

Cristina: Irish people came over here and brought their banshees.

Jack: Interesting, interesting. Can you imagine? Like, let's say banshees are for facts. Real, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, I'll probably hunt one down. We'll make that a mission. We'll add them to the collection of f******. What do we have so far? F****** werewolves and reptilian vampires. And vampires. We got a bunch of s***. Imprisoned.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: On Mars.

Cristina: We want to find if banshees can haunt people that aren't related to Irish.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: So that.

Jack: That'll be interesting to see a banshee for now.

Cristina: Alright. Because some first. For now it's only been people from Ireland or. Yeah. That have some blood in Ireland that they hunt.

Jack: That's so weird. I'm curious. A banshee is a really weird creature. It really is. Because it's like a person, but also not.

Cristina: It's not a person.

Jack: Yeah. Because like you're saying in Irish culture a banshee is a leprechaun.

Cristina: Not a leprechaun.

Jack: A fairy.

Cristina: A fairy? Yes.

Jack: Okay. It's a fairy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: In Irish culture the banshee is a fairy.

Cristina: Yes. The best description is a spirit. But to me it seems like spirit could equal fairy. Could equal whatever.

Jack: Yeah. Because they're used almost interchangeably.

Cristina: Yeah. So that's why I'm not sure what she is.

Jack: So when we get to her, it's kind of vague. Because a woman died and became a banshee.

Cristina: Yes. In this story. Yeah. Or the banshee haunts where the woman died. And it's not the woman.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Interest. Holy crap. That's kind of fascinating. Wow. So it could either be that people turn into banshees or.

Cristina: I never thought that people could turn into banshees in. With these things. It seems like these creatures in Ireland are separate things. They're not human. Yeah. They're their own species.

Jack: Enter the shadow realm, a place where there is a part of people that naturally exists. And upon crossing the threshold, that was still the person, but it's also not. So is the banshee a tortured soul from the shadow realm that crossed over. So maybe it was that woman's spirit. Yeah, but the shadow realm version, maybe. Intense emotion, fear, and all these things that are required for a creature from the shadow realm to manifest were all present at the death of this person and maybe lingers in there as people know about the story and create the fear that allows the banshee to continue manifesting on this side.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It is her tortured soul from the other side.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Although she died somehow, her soul didn't die. Maybe adrenochrome isn't the only way.

Cristina: Yes, maybe adrenochrome is, but then that would mean like all the emotions and feelings and stuff are somehow part of it.

Jack: Yeah. Because we know that people extract adrenochrome or whatever they're getting that keeps them alive from the fear itself.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Where they don't need the adrenal chrome. So if you get enough of that all in one shot. Is that what a haunting soul is? Like a spirit that's left behind? Right. And you're haunting a place. That's your version. That's your spirit that's from the shadow realm.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That came through. But why? It's usually because you were killed brutally or some. Some horrible thing happened, except your soul couldn't fade away. The crazy amount of emotion, fear, sadness, all those things existed at the moment of your death and tethered your soul to that.

Cristina: But it's still. The Banshee is very different from regular ghosts because it's. It's only here to warn you. Like someone's about to die, which regular ghosts don't really do anything.

Jack: Or Spirit. Yeah, because ghost is an spirit.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Regular spirit or shadow person.

Cristina: Yeah. As far as we can tell, they're not any type of warning sign. They're not going to tell you anything. Thing about the future.

Jack: Yeah. They're not there intentionally. They're just echoing through. Or if they.

Cristina: The banshee is more like the groundhog?

Jack: Yeah, it's more like the groundhog. It's there for information of some sort. But my question is, is it choosing to, or is it a reflex? Is the Banshee incapable, capable of telling.

Cristina: People that it's someone they know is about to die?

Jack: Yes. Do you know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, do they have to do it even if they didn't want to? They're just somewhere where death is. And they scream at death.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But then again, if we think of the Shadow Realm. Again, not to stay on the Shadow Realm topic. The reapers also call the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Other realm, because that's what this is in this place now, I guess.

Jack: So the other Realm, the reaper comes from the other realm. And the Reaper handles life. It is a delivery mechanism in the form of a physical being.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And maybe the Banshee is terrified of the Reaper. Of the Reaper. Because it's always maybe coming for the Banshee.

Cristina: She's warning about the Reaper then.

Jack: I don't think she's warning anybody.

Cristina: She's just horrified. Of the Reaper?

Jack: Yes, because that's a lingering tethered soul to the wrong side. And the Reaper delivers souls.

Cristina: I don't know. But I think this third story might change our mind a little bit about that. Because in the third situation of a Banshee haunting a man because his daughter was gonna die, but he didn't know that she was healthy, strong, and beautiful. And then one night, he heard a voice coming from his window, and it said. Which is weird. Like, they usually just cry. And it was crying too, but it also said, in three weeks, death. In three weeks, the grave. Dead, dead, dead. That's what he heard. And then the next day, his daughter got sick or was showing symptoms of a fever. And then three weeks later, dead.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. So it was a warning.

Cristina: It was a real warning of, like, I know what's gonna happen.

Jack: It's not that they're seeing death actively in the area, even if other people can't, because they themselves are ethereal and seeing other ethereal beings.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's that they're seeing the future.

Cristina: Yes. Like, maybe it does see death coming, but it knows, like, specific.

Jack: Oh, my God. We're missing one thing that you mentioned earlier.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And then I specified earlier, time works differently on the other side. So maybe from this side they're saying, death is coming, but it takes crazy long here. But from that side's point of view, it's immediate. He's approaching quick. But it could be weeks.

Cristina: Yeah. Even though this one is specific. Or maybe he remembers it as it being super specific.

Jack: Maybe they were super specific. Maybe the person the banshee telling the information knew specifically the. The conversion rate of time.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And was like. Well, it takes them about three hours on this side, so we'll say like three weeks.

Cristina: Yeah. So like banshees may know the time difference equivalent of what's going on. Okay.

Jack: Just a possibility.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. And then there's the Fear Gorda. And Fear Gordas look like zombies. Actually. I think they are zombies, but we're just gonna. Well, they're like zombies from like old fashioned zombie movies. Like they're. They got bones popping out of their body. They're like super thin, they have bluish skin and their flesh is rotting.

Jack: Yeah. So it sounds like a zombie from an old school interpretation of a zombie, but like a freaking God decided to look like this s***. It was like f****** reason for it though.

Cristina: During famines it comes around and it asks for food. It asks people for food who are already dying in a famine. But if you give him the food, he'll reward you with. But if you give him food, he'll reward you with a lifelong wealth and prosperity. And those who don't give him food will have bad luck and poverty.

Jack: Sounds pretty badass. So he's testing the morality of people.

Cristina: Yes. In the worst situation, in the life and death situation, because it's a famine.

Jack: So you're starving. I'm starving. Do you care about others? Can you.

Cristina: That's a true test. That sounds very godly.

Jack: Yeah, that's very noble.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's testing a real person. Like, do you remain a good person in the worst of circumstances?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then you deserve good things.

Cristina: Yes. That's pretty interesting. Yeah. And then there are stories. There's two. There's like. Okay, I'll say. There's like three stories of these creatures that are very vampire. Like the author of Dracula might have based it on these creatures because he's Irish.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: But he also liked folklore, so. And he did travel, so he of course also based on other famous vampires and stories.

Jack: Transylvanian legends and whatnot.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. So the first one is called the Avatar, the evil Irish magical dwarf king who was like. He was just pretty evil. And he killed. He was killed and buried standing up. And then the next day he came back from the grave and used his magical powers to be even more crueler than he was before. And he loves to drink the blood of his victims, of course. And there's only one way to stop him. You must kill him. And Bury him upside down. Very vampirey.

Jack: Very vampirey. Including all the weird ways to get rid of them and crap.

Cristina: Yes. The second vampire is a lady, and she is called the Red Bloodsucker. She's known as the Red Bloodsucker. She seduces men and then drains their blood. One of the stories about how she became a vampire was that she was in love with some poor peasant dude, and her father didn't like that, so he made her marry some rich dude who treated her terrible. And then eventually she committed suicide. But then she came back to get revenge on her father and her husband, and she sucked their blood until they were dead. And then now she does that once.

Jack: A year to random people.

Cristina: To random people.

Jack: She's Jeeper Scrapers.

Cristina: Well, to men, specifically. She wants men.

Jack: Oh, so she's a succubus.

Cristina: She's a Succubus. Well, yeah, but she's a vampire. And there is only one way to, quote, unquote, defeat her, because it's not really to defeat her. Like, what, did you compare her to a succubus? No, before that. Jeepers Creepers.

Jack: Jeepers Creepers.

Cristina: To stop her is like, Jeepers Creepers. You don't really defeat her. You put rocks on her grave and then she can't get up.

Jack: Yeah. You just enable her.

Cristina: Yeah. For only a year, and then she'll try to get out, and then you got to put some more rocks.

Jack: She sounds very Jeepers Creepers.

Cristina: Yeah. So maybe Jeepers Creepers was inspired by some Dracula stories or.

Jack: No, it was actually inspired by a song.

Cristina: By a song. Oh, yeah.

Jack: But that song could have used not only the song, but it could have been like a mesh of this story, a song, and a bunch of other crap to make. Because Jeepers Creeper is a scary m***********.

Cristina: Yeah. But that whole coming back every 23 years, or whatever it was isn't from the song, though.

Jack: No.

Cristina: No. So like, maybe that was inspired by this type of story. Yeah. And then the third vampire, like, person or demon? This one's more. This is a fairy vampire, and her name is Lennon Sid. I think that's how her name is said. And she's a demon that likes to inspire poets and musicians. But once they. Once they make the thing that they're gonna make, I guess she drinks their blood, she shares with them her intelligence, creativity, and magic. But when she leaves, the men go into a deep depression and they die. Then she will take her dead lovers back to her lair. And then, rather sucking their blood, she puts their blood into a Giant red cauldron, which is the source of her beauty and artistic inspiration.

Jack: Fantastic.

Cristina: Yep. So to prevent her from rising, you have to also put stones on her resting place.

Jack: Interesting, Interesting. So definitely a vampire, too.

Cristina: Yeah, she's a fairy vampire, which I guess the dwarf guy is a fairy vampire because dwarves are fairies. But then the second lady, she's just a vampire. She was human, and then she became a vampire.

Jack: So we're back to the same problem of the difference between a spirit and a fairy.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. That's why it's all so complicated. And I'm not really sure what is. What if they're all the same or if they're not the same or whatever. Where's the lines?

Jack: Yeah. Cause it seems like they do blur.

Cristina: Yes. And then the last creature, because there's so many creatures. But I'm just gonna stop at this one. It's called the Questing Beast. It is a cool creature. It's also an evil creature who has the head of a snake, the body of a leopard, the backside of a lion, and the hooves of a deer. And its cries. Its sound. The sound it makes sounds like the cry it makes sounds like the bark.

Jack: Of 30 dogs all at once simultaneously.

Cristina: Yes. And I think it's called the Questing Beast because many knights have tried to defeat this beast. I don't know if any has succeeded.

Jack: But so they go out of their way. It's an accomplishment. They're trying to do status thing. If I defeat it, I am a legend.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, so it's a western dragon again. You go defeat the dragon for the status now. It will be the best knight ever. Everybody will know. And so the Questing Beast is the same idea.

Cristina: That's the same thing.

Jack: Very interesting. It sounds like a Pokemon.

Cristina: It sounds like they'll turn this into a Pokemon someday.

Jack: Yeah, fair enough. Then again, they don't make Pokemon out of animals anymore. It's sooner that you'll have, like, microphone. The Pokemon. There probably is a microphone Pokemon. I'm pretty sure that's a thing already.

Cristina: No, not yet.

Jack: I think that's. There's a microphone Pokemon.

Cristina: That's the next evolution. I mean, the next season or whatever.

Jack: There's a Pokemon. It's called, like, Mikey or something.

Cristina: No, it's not Mikey.

Jack: Yeah, man. There's totally a microphone Pokemon. Oh, my God. What is it? What the h*** is that thing? Is that a real Pokemon?

Cristina: I think that's fan. A fan art. Because there is a Pokemon that has different forms that looks like that, and that's what they're making fun of, I think.

Jack: Okay, fair enough.

Cristina: But we could double check. Look, his name is Rotom, the voice form. Okay, let's see what Rotom's different forms are, though. Okay, so he's Rotom.

Jack: Could be a frigerator, f****** lawnmower. Modem, a laundry. He could be a washing machine. He could be a grill. He could be a fridge, a freaking fan. And what the h*** is that other one?

Cristina: This one? This one. The original, I guess, is just, like, normal electricity. Yeah. And then he. Yeah, he turns into things that need electricity.

Jack: Bro, what the h*** is going on with Pokemon?

Cristina: Close enough. You're right. There's a microphone.

Jack: There totally isn't, but there should totally be a microphone.

Cristina: Look at him. He's a Pokedex.

Jack: Oh, my God.

Cristina: So there's fan art of, like, the many different things he could probably turn into. If you can be these things, there's probably a limited, unlimited possibility of what he could actually turn into.

Jack: Freaking Rotom.

Cristina: As long as they're electric. I mean, electronical, right? Yeah, like a computer.

Jack: That makes perfect sense. But it's like, why is this a freaking Pokemon? A blender. A toaster.

Cristina: I'm not sure what this one's supposed to be.

Jack: Where's the other one? Next to it.

Cristina: That one?

Jack: No, the one that's a toaster. What the h*** is that?

Cristina: No idea. Okay, so people are getting really creative of what this should look like. What?

Jack: Freaking Rotom, bro.

Cristina: Yes, I would like to see Quest Beast as a Pokemon.

Jack: That'd be cool. Questy. Questy Equestrian.

Cristina: Oh, that's a cool name.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is a cool name.

Cristina: Well, that was awesome. And there's a lot of creatures in Ireland. Ridiculous. That place is popular.

Jack: Yes, but what has made me interested about everything you've talked about is really digging into a banshee. Yeah, like, at this point, we've become the new Sam and Dean. They're off air. They're. They're. They're living their lives. We still hunting? S***, they stopped. We're still going. We're still hunting.

Cristina: Yeah, they're the ones that taught us.

Jack: Yeah, except we have a freaking army of subhumans provided by the Chinese cloning program. Yeah, which is totally fine. Look, it's totally fine. Actually, it's not the cloning program. We're the clones. It's all the aborted babies.

Cristina: The aborted babies make the.

Jack: The subhumans.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Aborted babies equal an army of subhumans that are superior because they're genetically engineered and then turn into Superhumans that then we use to hunt these creat like the ones in Ireland. And now I am fascinated by a banshee.

Cristina: Except that these creatures have. Are really secretive and they can hide and stuff. And like, I don't know. Finding a banshee really hard.

Jack: I'll figure it out, okay? I will figure out finding a banshee.

Cristina: Well, that's gonna be fun.

Jack: It's gonna be astounding. I will find the banshee by any means necessary.

Cristina: All right?

Jack: I promise. That much.

Cristina: I can't wait.

Jack: Yes. It's gonna be exciting.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anyways, if you guys enjoyed this conversation and many conversations of this nature already exist on this show, that you can go find those locations would be to find them on the official website, greathoughts.info Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and anywhere else you get your podcasts.

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Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate, and review.

Cristina: The show and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. It's totally amazing. Scream at people as if you were a banshee and tell them, hey, you're gonna love that. And they're gonna be like, yeah, I will. And you're like, yeah, cool. Scream with me. And then they'll scream with you. You should do that to random people on the street. Because they love it.

Cristina: They love it.

Jack: They love it.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal. And thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: Kekken Apheos. Go on. Hang in hand.

Cristina: And that's what KEK is all about.

Jack: Chaos. Yeah. Embracing chaos. It's a natural part of everything. But so is order. And having order and reason and logic. In no moment does Kek's chaos interfere with Pastafarianism. Logic. The goal is be reasonable. Same thing with Kek. You control, but you don't hurt people.

Cristina: Because it's just a joke.

Jack: It's just a joke. If you're crossing the line, you're f****** up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You're doing it wrong.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's not about hurting other people. It's about that balance of you can have fun. Some people are gonna get annoyed.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But they should know that they're getting annoyed at a joke.

Cristina: It's so weird how anything could have a religion. Thinking of Shaggy. Shaggy. The church of Shaggy.

Jack: Yeah. What happens with Shaggy is the idea that destruction is equal to creation. So not only do we maintain balance, but we need to understand that sometimes things. A good example is, as writers, we often have to get rid of something and destroy something because it's just not working out. It's the weak link in what we're trying to do. And sometimes you're attached to the idea, but the story isn't attached to the idea.

Cristina: I usually just remove them. I don't delete them or anything.

Jack: Well, you can remove them, put them somewhere else, but you're destroying the concept you were working with to change it for something else.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And that just goes hand in hand with. To maintain balance, you must destroy sometimes.

Cristina: That's an interesting way to see it. Yeah.

Jack: Shaggy is important.

Cristina: He is.

Jack: He's important in everything. You must destroy in order to create their hand in hand.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.