Rambling 298: The Grounding of Stuff

In this episode of the Rambling Podcast, hosts Jack and Cristina embark on an exhilarating journey through the absurd and baffling ideas that have captured humanity's imagination. From the enigmatic Bermuda Triangle to the mythical Elysian creatures, this episode promises to ground some wild theories and concepts that have puzzled thinkers for generations. The conversation kicks off with a reflection on their previous episodes, where they explored various creatures and the mysteries surrounding them. Jack and Cristina delve into the origins of their exploration, which began with a quest to understand the phenomena of the Bermuda Triangle. As they unravel the threads of their investigations, they find themselves veering into the realms of clouds, weather patterns, and even groundhogs! One of the most intriguing topics discussed is the concept of adrenochrome, a substance that has been linked to various conspiracy theories and mythical narratives. The hosts delve into the historical context of adrenochrome, connecting it to tales of ancient civilizations and their often bizarre practices. They explore the idea that adrenochrome may have been used in rituals by figures such as the infamous Countess Bathory, who is said to have sought the substance for its supposed youth-preserving properties. As the episode progresses, Jack and Cristina navigate through a labyrinth of theories linking ancient civilizations, including the Atlanteans and Elysian beings, to modern-day myths. They ponder the significance of the equator in these ancient cultures and how it may have influenced the development of societies across the globe. Their discussions touch on the importance of grounding these ideas to make sense of the seemingly chaotic connections between history, mythology, and science. Listeners will find themselves captivated by the hosts' dynamic conversation style, which blends humor with profound insights. The episode serves as a reminder of the importance of questioning the narratives we are presented with and encourages listeners to think critically about the world around them. So, if you're ready to dive into a world where the absurd meets the profound, tune in to this episode of the Rambling Podcast! Whether you're a seasoned listener or a newcomer, you're bound to find something that sparks your curiosity and makes you rethink the stories we've been told. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share with your friends as we continue our quest to ground humanity's most bizarre ideas!

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Topics Discussed

  • The Bermuda Triangle and its mysteries
  • Elysians and their connection to ancient civilizations
  • Groundhogs and adrenochrome
  • The significance of the equator in historical contexts
  • The role of Hermes and the nature of necromancers
  • The implications of time travel and reality manipulation
  • Vampires, werewolves, and the evolution of myth
  • The secrets of the Catholic Church and its figures
  • The duality of good and evil in the realm of deities

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Rambling 298: The Grounding of Stuff Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised. Jack: Going live in 5, 4. Cristina: What does live mean? Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack. Cristina: And I'm your host, Cristina. Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And I think we've been doing that successfully lately. Cristina: Yes. Jack: So last week and the show before then, we were trying to get to what I was trying to talk about this entire time, but we got busy grounding things because that's our job. And that sidetracked us from getting to our one and only goal that this week we're definitely, without a doubt, gonna get to, which is, again, the fill people in on everything. And we've been doing this for a very long time. All we ever haven't. Cristina: Yeah. I don't understand. We've been doing what we've been supposed to be doing. Jack: Well, because grounding is our job, we can easily get sidetracked into grounding things because everything is groundable, if that makes sense. Cristina: So then we've been doing our job. Jack: Yeah, yeah, it's. It kind of loops back and forward to some degree, but I think we have some pretty good Grady greatest hits when it comes to grounding things. I think the whole Elation saga was beautiful. There's a lot, but it's infinite. And like, that gets frustrating. I think finding independent creatures that aren't related to them dope, and many things that are related to them dope. And it's funny because a lot of that, even finding the Elysians, really began about trying to see what the h*** was happening at the Bermuda Triangle. Cristina: That's where it started. Jack: Yeah. We were trying to find out what was happening in the Bermuda Triangle and then looking into clouds. Cristina: And then I thought it started with the unicorns. Jack: Well, that led us to the Alicorn that Antonio Dracohan. And that's kind of technically, that's the beginning. If this was a movie, if this was structured into a movie, the way that it built up into the Elysians. Right. Not even talking about the Elysian specifically, but a meta look at the show we were originally looking at. I think it was. Oh, no. Because then we migrated to the Groundhog. We were just looking at creatures and we were breaking apart clouds. There were some weird cloud patterns that we wanted to look into. And so we went through an entire breakdown of clouds, and then we veered off. We knew that the something weird was happening with that collection of clouds on top of the Bermuda Triangle. So that Allured us. Do you remember that? Cristina: Yes, but I don't think that had anything to do with Alicia. Jack: Not yet. Cristina: That was part of whatever story we had before. Jack: Well, no, because we were trying to find out what was happening directly under them. What was. What were they there for? Why was there a collection of clouds over the Bermuda Triangle? And I think then we looked into the groundhog, which I don't know if he ever finished his training. Cristina: Was it. Yes, he was part of training. To talk to the clouds. To the clouds? To get the clouds to talk to the sun, I think. Jack: Yes, because the sun is technically a cloud, too. Cristina: I think we were trying to stop some impending something from the cat People. Jack: Yes. Maybe an invasion or something. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Oh, no, no. We were trying to originally. Originally find out what was happening with the other stars disappearing in the great void. Cristina: Oh, yes. Jack: And we would need to talk to the sun to do it, which we. Cristina: Would use with clouds, but we thought we could use the. What is it? The. The groundhog. Because he could communicate with the weather. Jack: Yes, exactly. Oh, man. Cristina: The last one just died. So we had to train a new one. Jack: Yes. We had to give him adrenochrome. Cristina: Yes. Jack: He was Phil, right? Cristina: I don't know. Jack: It was Steve. Philly is the one who died. And then Steve was his replacement. A random groundhog we just gave a bunch of adrenochrome and started training. Cristina: Secrets of hogs is that they always were taking adrenochrome. Jack: No, it was specifically the one for. The one that they were talking to. Cristina: Yes. Yes. The groundhog 00:05:00 Cristina: that was chosen for Groundhog Day is always taking a dream. Jack: But that one died. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And so we were training one the way they were doing because we accidentally killed Phil. Cristina: I think so. Jack: I don't remember how we killed Phil, but we killed Phil. I know that much. Cristina: I believe that is right. Jack: And then maybe they don't even know we replaced Phil. They don't know. They're just humans. And then we replace Phil with Steve, and they have no idea. And then secretly we've been training Steve in order to talk to the clouds so that the clouds. Specifically weather, I guess, which was also bouncing off of when we were talking about lightning as a component, but unrelated to the clouds, because those are two different individuals interacting. Cristina: Yeah. So that's the idea. And then we're gonna communicate with the planet somehow. Jack: And then we're gonna get. Go on and on Steve. To talk to the clouds. The clouds would talk to the sun. The sun would. But still, something weird was happening down there. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And actually, Steve wasn't going to talk to the cloud specifically. There was a cloud with a face that we were gonna go talk to. Cristina: And we needed. Jack: Yes, yes. And we needed Steve for that. Cristina: Okay. Jack: So we were specifically gonna talk to that one cloud. That's a cloud. God or some crap. A demi cloud. And he was gonna talk to the sun or something. Cristina: I guess so. Yeah. Jack: Cool. But in doing so, we were like, weird that these clouds have. They're like floating over the. The Bermuda Triangle. And so we veer off and we're looking at different underwater things. I know. We were doing that for a while and we stumble upon. Actually, no, we ignore that for a while because we did Bimini Road, which we didn't. We thought about, you know, leading into the. Again, from a movie's perspective. It saw us doing these things, and then it shows us going somewhere else and discovering a different clue. But the. The. The viewer knows. The viewer knows. It's like, oh, this is related. The Bimini is by the Bahamas. A little tiny road that we looked at a long time ago that had the statues underwater. And it was like, kind of aiming towards the Bermuda Triangle. And we're like, oh, yeah, they're definitely down there because of xyz. Reason we still didn't know that the Elysians are the Atlanteans. We're just like some other people over there. And then we started looking into the Persian Gulf oasis because we were doing Atlanteans in specific. We were still calling them Atlanteans until we got to Antonio Draco. Cristina: I feel like before him, we were talking about the equator. Jack: Yes. Which was another thing related to them, wasn't it? But again, we didn't know. We're just like this giant equator surrounding the Earth. And it looks like these places built along this line were all in communication with one another or in communication with some bigger governing body. But they were all in sync with us. We still haven't found out what the point of that was. I thought we did the whole equator line. I know that a bunch of them died out. Is it because it was the line which. Cristina: Like, which Satan went to give them the tech? I guess it's easier for him to travel in a straight line. Jack: Yeah, I guess. Or maybe delivery was easier between the countries. So, like, we keep passing it down the line. We're all next to each other and he doesn't have to personally deliver it. It'll always keep rolling down the path. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Or maybe the equator is just the line in which the civilizations were Gonna be built like they were starting there. So we see them as just. Cristina: But why did they choose that? Jack: I. Why versus, like become a bubble or. Versus, like anything? Squiggly line. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Why a straight line, Right? Cristina: Yes. Jack: I have a theory on that. And I think it has more to do with Hermes. If you look at a lot of Hermes research, there were a lot of these symbols. He was essentially, if you remember, he was building comprehensive, like transmutation circles with a bunch of detailed symbolism and junk as part of meditation and energy moving and whatever he was doing. I think similar to the Hedron Collider, which is probably one of those. I think this line surrounding the Earth was the beginning of a complicated design that maybe was to envelop the Earth or a design that does in fact envelop the earth. And we have only found that specific 00:10:00 Jack: version of it interesting. Cristina: If it relates like, was he murdering them? Like, did they die off or did he kill them? Jack: No, no, no. Oh, well, that's another interesting. Cristina: Because we know the first. There was a different line and no one made it from that other line. Jack: So you think the Kearney. No. But the equator is just where everything moves along. I guess they must have done it ahead of time. Interesting. Interesting. Look at it like this. Look at it like this. Because this does have to make sense to some degree. Right. The equator gradually shifts place. The globe exists. And the equator is always by itself moving simply because of how rotations work and whatnot. So what if the line is starting to catch up? But they built society there and never told them. These guys are always working in secrecy. And the equator slowly kept migrating to that line. Slowly kept until it lined up. We know that alignments matter. We know the solaces work in Castillo in order to bridge a gate that allows people to go into the Shadow Realm and teleport along. So that's. Alignments matter. Somehow. If they built civilization, let's say north to south and started the line west to east, and it was always moving clockwise. It would eventually migrate from west to east to north to south. If in that moment something happened. Great transmutation. And all those people died. Philosopher stones. This could explain why some of these structures are some of the oldest ever seen. Cristina: Yes, they were. They weren't building on that line when it was the line. No, they were just way before the. Jack: Build on the line. That was unreal. And nothing they could track. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Or understand. Cristina: But someone did. Jack: Yes. And in order to get them to do this successfully, they did need technology. Maybe it was never about sharing the Technology. And the way we think about it, for Lucifer, maybe Jehovah man, we jump back and forth here real hard. Cristina: Bad guy. Jack: Who's the bad guy? Cristina: Okay. But Lucy was doing something sketchy. Jack: He was doing something sketchy. He was doing something really ridiculously sketchy. Because everybody was gone. Cristina: Yes. Jack: There's nobody there at all. It's all 100% gone. All that really exists is the ruins to that. And Jehovah recorded is telling him no. He is like, but come on, bro. We need this. Cristina: Yes. But we know he at least did it or tried to do whatever it was that he did twice. Jack: Because when he went to Shadow Realm. Cristina: No, because there was an old equator line that is destroyed of ruins and stuff. Jack: And the newer one, the new equator line, has nothing built on it. Cristina: It has nothing built on it. Jack: No. Oh, the new equator line is just where the line kept moving to. Cristina: Oh. Only the old one had the ruins. Jack: Only the old one had the ruined lines. Cristina: Oh, okay. Jack: If there is, we don't know where because nobody's thought about this. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And maybe it would be trackable. Maybe major cities line up in a way we never thought about or something. And then one day, by default, because. Cristina: It could be more than one line. Through the Earth. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: Around the earth. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: We just have to find. Jack: We would just have to find to connect the dots. Cristina: Yeah. And it has nothing to do with the equator. Just. We just need to see that pattern. Jack: But you know what's even scarier at this point, this means that 12,000 years ago, we weren't beginning to develop. We know that their technology was crazy, but they weren't beginning to develop immense technology. They were already at earth scale technology. 12,000 years ago, they could just, in one shot, boom, across the earth, kill everybody and make. Well, at least along the line of the equator. Maybe they didn't want to erase humanity. Cristina: That's what I was thinking. That the whole purpose of that would be so that not all of it was gone. Jack: So maybe they don't even need these factories like Epstein's Island. What the h*** is that for? Well, then again, where it's two different purposes. Cristina: Specific people. Jack: Yes. That's to drain. That's for adrenochrome. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Versus something like stone. The stones. So maybe they've been able to make stones casually, whenever they want. Cristina: Yeah. We just need to find more lines. Jack: We just need to find more lines. On the flip side, wars are an easy way, and they're clearly in charge of the government. Cristina: Somehow 00:15:00 Cristina: that seems more of adrenochrome. Than a stone thing? Jack: We don't know. Cristina: We don't know. Jack: We don't see. In some instances, we see the bodies, but in other wars, it's just like, oh, yeah, some private attack happened. And it's like, wow, really? Or is it only when we drop, like, bombs and we can't go look at the evidence? Like, that was probably no bomb. You guys are just showing us a bunch of. And really, at the end of the day, what happened was you guys made another stone. Cristina: Would the bodies disappear? Jack: The bodies would disappear. Cristina: Okay. Jack: If it's for adrenochrome, the bodies would stay. Cristina: Mm. That's why most of them has to be for adrenochrome. Jack: Have you seen the bodies in most of them? Cristina: I think someone has. Jack: How do you confirm that person was real and not just another person? Just saying. Oh, yeah, I saw it. Cristina: Oh. Jack: I bet North Korea makes stones regularly. Cristina: Who would know? Jack: I bet there's human farms there where they breed humans. Because nobody knows where they breed humans. And then just en masse. But you dilute the genetic pool if they're always just cattle. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And you're just making the. There's something about the more complex the life force. Well, the life form than the more complex life force. Yeah. What is the rule? The more complicated the life form, the more complicated the life force. The less complicated the life form, the less complicated life source. It began a long time ago at Butterflies or some s***. Weird. Because we discovered a bunch of adrenochrome before we found out it was connected. Cristina: Mm. Jack: We found it through butterflies. Well, we've heard about it here and there, stumble upon things kind of pointing in that direction, then when they looked at it, and we found that through butterflies, that was, like, the original, like, attempt. And then other people throughout history, which I remember specifically, we looked into that were figuring it out in other ways. The countess in the 1700s or 1600, somewhere around there. It could have been the 13th. Who the h*** knows who was killing her? Her maze. That was for adrenochrome. And so we found, again, adrenochrome somewhere else, and we didn't. She might have not known, and we might have not known. But, again, a bunch of people did, though. So maybe she was in the in group who knew about adrenochrome. And although the people who wrote about it didn't get it, she knew why she was doing it. She stayed young, and they were all, oh, yeah, she was using it for her skin. And that was. Make her stay young. And it's like, no she was drinking that s***, bro. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: That's why she actually. That's why it actually worked. F***. That's exactly why it worked. She was killing them b****** and drinking it. And they were. The people reporting on it didn't really understand. They thought she was bathing in it, but she was just putting it in the tub to have a source of it. Cristina: Ew. Jack: She could continue to drink. I guess she was vampiring the f*** out. And this has a lot to do with the area she was in. They probably thought vampirism worked this way. We interpret it in the horror movie style, but vampires are relatively new. They weren't. Cristina: Vampires are based on adrenochrome. Jack: Vampires are actually just based on Dracula, and Dracula ain't even that old, so. S***. You get my point. Like, there wasn't a concept of vampires back then. Their understanding of a vampire was crap. Like the Countess. And like, Dracula could have easily been based on the Countess in a castle. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Attracting maids. Cristina: Yes. Jack: And drink. Literally drinking their blood. Cristina: It's the same story. Jack: It's the same story. And we found the Countess and we found a couple of, like, old school serial killers who were doing the same thing. We. We did that for Halloween one. So we were just looking at weird instances like that. We have a couple of really good Halloween episodes. Cristina: Well, didn't do any this year. You got anything for right now, this. Jack: Moment to do some Halloween? Cristina: Yeah. Jack: No, I don't now. We didn't do it for this year, but next year we should hit all the holidays. Find. I mean, it's interesting to go look at something that we haven't looked at for a while and with new eyes and find something we missed before. Cristina: Yes. Have we ever did a Thanksgiving thing? Jack: We've done many Thanksgiving. Cristina: Oh, yes, we have. But we haven't talked about the turkeys that we save that we pardon. I don't get that. Jack: We pardon turkeys. Cristina: Yeah. The President pardons turkeys every year. Yeah. He puts them in a hotel, keeps them fed and happy, and then he, I guess, brings them in front of people like the, like. I don't know, like the groundhog. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: And 00:20:00 Cristina: it's like, these turkeys cannot be eaten. Eaten. Jack: They must die of old age. Cristina: Yes. And I don't know how anyone keeps track of that. Jack: I bet. I bet that's the turkey the President eats. Cristina: Oh, that's awful. Jack: I bet some president was a douchebag and did that. If that's not the case, somebody was like, you know what? This is a stupid tradition. I want that turkey President. But no, no. Replace the turkey. Nobody's gonna know. I want that turkey. I want to eat a famous turkey. Cristina: The one that you said can never be eaten. That's messed up. Jack: Why? What's the difference? How would anybody even know as long as the illusion persists? Cristina: I don't know. I feel like you'll get. You will not get away with it. Jack: I. I want to get away with it. And then on my deathbed as president, I'll be like, get cameras and everything. I'll be or ex president, however that works. And I'll be like, for the world to know I ate that turkey. Cristina: That's messed up. Jack: Boom, boom. Will anybody give up? Nobody's gonna give a. They're gonna be like, he ate a turkey. Cristina: They're gonna say, you're a monster. Jack: If they. If it happened, like, the next day that it came out, they would be like, oh, my God. Yay, though. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Right now, most of them send you. Cristina: To jail to rest, to live the rest of your life to. Jack: I'm. I'm on my deathbed. Cristina: Who cares? You're gonna be in your deathbed in a jail cell. Jack: That's. I mean, I guess it wouldn't matter to me. Cristina: It wouldn't matter to you? Jack: No, no, it wouldn't matter. I'm already dying. Like, what do I got? Days. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Like, spend the rest of my days in a place that has to take care of me for a fact. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Whoa. Cristina: But you'll be in orange or whatever color those suits are, and then they. Jack: Die in a box. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: That's cool. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Concrete box. Who else did we find that was using adrenochrome? Oh, we found some Greek stories with it. That was afterwards. That was after we found out the Elysians. When do we find out they were called the Aletians? Cristina: Probably to do with Greece or Egyptians or. I think it was Egyptian. Jack: I think it was in the text that the Egyptians had discussing the Elysians, because they also referred to them as the Sea peoples. Cristina: And so did the Greek. Not the Greeks, the Mayans. Mayans. Jack: We looked at Maya a bunch of times. We looked at my. A long time ago without knowing they were connected to the Egyptians. Cristina: And we also, like, recently found out that they have portals to the shadow realm. Yes, that we think. We were thinking there. Jack: No, we knew they had portals to the shadow realm. We found out recently they were crossing people regularly. Cristina: Yes. Yes. That's happening everywhere. Jack: Yes. Cristina: And we had no clue that was happening. Jack: Yeah, we looked at that. Didn't know that there was this Entire civilization there went like two years without having any idea. Meanwhile, we found the. The villages around the world, including the one in Puerto Rico. That's a really famous one. All these groups that are just mixed shadow realm, Earth realm creatures found out. Cristina: All those people that were talking crazy stories about, like, I'm afraid that my child's gonna be kidnapped by a fairy. And then we realize, oh, crap, there's. Jack: They're onto something. They're on to. They were. It wasn't fairies, but they were kind of on the market. Cristina: Yeah, they were. They were close. Jack: They were close. They were close. There's a bunch of creatures kidnapping children. So it was based on some interesting y. Cristina: They were insane. Jack: No, man. It is a kind of weird road that took us here. Adrenochrome was a weird one. We found that so many times because. Cristina: It'S the easiest way. Jack: Everything, even by accident. I really, really. I always think about the story about the wolves in the. In the battlefield and how they would go out and like, when they were starving because the battlefield scared off all the other creatures, so they had nothing to hunt, and they were just out there feeding on the freshly dead people. But those people were in war, bro. They had just unloaded their guns, had the guns unloaded on them, seen friends die, seen bombs go off maybe in that time, or depending when. When wars happened. Because this was in the, what, the 17, 1970s, 1917s, and another one again in the 1950s. So there was bombs already. And like, this resulted in some crazy creatures, bro. Yes, that's nuts. Werewolves, which then, in hindsight, kind of informs our older story when we looked into werewolves and we found out that the natives would dress up with the. Cristina: Fur of the wolves and then turn into wolves. Jack: Not turn tools, but run 00:25:00 Jack: around the woods. Cristina: There was some stories of people wearing wolf fur and then turning into wolves. Jack: No, that's what they thought they saw. That's what the people. The. The white man. Cristina: Oh, he saw. Jack: Because they would see the. The problem is that they were with wolves. The natives in these areas would be wearing the fur of their family members who were wolves. They lived in nature with the wolves, naturally, and so they would be wearing the wolf fur and the wolf would be seen by the people who lived around there. And then they would see shortly thereafter, a native wearing wolf stuff, and they think it's the same thing. That's where the original myth of the werewolf came from. But the actual real world equivalent is a werewolf, a wolf drinking adrenochrome and then resulting. Cristina: The werewolf is a Wolf becoming a man and not a man becoming a wolf. Jack: Exactly. It's not becoming a man, but kind of getting a more bipedal look. It's very Pokemon. Cristina: Okay. Jack: You know, just transformed and now it's bipedal for whatever reason. So. Yeah. Cristina: I don't know. I feel like there are some men that claim to have turned into wolves, though. But are those just crazy people? Jack: No, because we also have people that were turning in the things. Not everybody has exactly the same reaction, but it's more or less the same reaction. We've had men turning into wolves. No, I don't think we've ever had people turning into the wolves. Cristina: There's a guy, I think for the church, he was confessing that the devil made him dress up as a wolf, turn into a wolf to fight the. No, the church forced him to turn into a werewolf so he can fight the demons or something. There's some wild story like that. Jack: We talked about it on the show. Cristina: Yeah, it was before all of this. It's way in the past of just talking about creatures not connecting to anything. Jack: That was when we were doing werewolves one and two, right? Yeah, man, I don't even remember that. Cristina: Yeah. I think he was claiming that the church would turn him and like a bunch of other homeless people into werewolves to fight demons. Jack: What the. Well, I don't remember all that. Cristina: I don't know what that is. But I know that they do have weird stuff happening. Jack: We know because the Church does weird s*** all the time. Cristina: Yes. They have portals and they also have items. Sacred items. Jack: Yes, they do, actually. Cristina: Body parts. Magical body parts of saints. Jack: Yeah. They hoard all the things with power they could find. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: But later we found out that was entirely because they were trying to erase the existence of magic and. Which is really just really complicated science. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And the body parts and things are saving are. Because think about it. They're saving a cloth that was protecting Jesus and he came back to life in or something. And it's like. Well, that was some technology that was reviving him or whatever. Or that had like proof of some residue of some kind of compound that they don't need anybody to know exists, you know? Cristina: Okay. Jack: Of the fruit or something. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: So they. They keep all of these things. They either have some kind of ability attached to some complicated technology or whatever the case might be, and they confiscate it all and hide it. Cristina: That's crazy. Still. That's pretty crazy. Jack: And still they couldn't compete with actual Jesus. Cristina: Well, they're. They're either Helping him or hiding him? Jack: Why would they need to hide him? Cristina: Because they're working with the. The. I'm thinking fairies, but that's not the word. I'm thinking. Who, Who. What is he? Jack: What is who? Cristina: Jesus. Jack: He is an Elysian Alicia. Cristina: And they're either working with Jesus or the Elysians. Jack: The church. Yeah. I think. I think we have three parties. Cristina: You think they're separate? Jack: I think they're separate. I think there's more than three parties. I think party we actually. I think. I don't think we've ever broken this down. I think party number one is the Elysians and their homies, like the Mayans and the Egyptians. Group two is Jesus and whoever's backing him, which is unclear. Cristina: Shadow people. Question mark. Jack: Question mark. Because we don't know. Because group three is a shadow people with Lucifer and all those individuals. Because even the shadow people who've joined our Earth Realm teams, we're calling those as part of Jehovah's team. Okay, so those are the Elysians. We have the Elysians there with all those people, including the shadow realm people that are there. Then we have the shadow room people who are a separate entity entity 00:30:00 Jack: made up of many Elysians and humans who've been outcasted one to the shadow realm. We got Jesus. That's three main group tied up there. Then we have Mab and her group of people somewhere doing something that's hyper unclear to us. See, we all never know. Exactly. Then we have the Greek that randomly pop up and are like always keeping up. They're like Piccolo. They're always keeping up with Goku and like how. Okay, but they're always there. And we don't know if any of this or even if the Elysians themselves are in any way connected to the original top of that, which is Jehovah's father Yahweh and his father Eloi. And how. That we still don't understand the giant leap from all of that all the way back to Yaldabao and how any of them might connect to what's happening now. Cristina: Yes. And we have no idea anything about Hermes either. Jack: Hermes, he's like neutral party. It looks like he helped everybody do whatever. Yeah, he's such a central figure. Cristina: But he might have even helped Jesus Satan with the line. Jack: He might have. But we know many instances suggest he might have helped Lucifer. Cristina: Yeah. So that's interesting. Jack: It looks like he might have helped Lucifer. It looks like he might directly be the teacher of Jesus. Yeah, it looks like he gave a johor who Worked or was friends or something with Jehovah. Cristina: And he has some connection with the Greece. Jack: And he has some connection with Greece. And he might have existed back with Eloi and Lilith, which suggests that he would have also been around at the time of Jesus, Jehovah's father, Yahweh. He would have been in contact with every single everything straight through. Cristina: Yes. Jack: I don't understand how. Because he is a God, he might actually be. Everybody else is some being that got there. He might actually. Dude, based on how we're describing him, right? Cristina: Yes. Jack: He goes everywhere, lives immortally, contacts everybody. Now, here's an interesting part about Hermes, which, based on his talks, might make sense. Let's say Hermes does come around in the year 12,000 BC, right? That's when he's born, not before then. But what do his lessons teach us? He says the fabric of reality itself is up to you to move around and control as you please. If you understand my teachings, you can just casually move in and out. Nothing matters. Nothing is of consequence. Everything is readjustable. Could it be that although he began there, he easily just shows up in the past? Is that a capability of his? Yes, because we know many necromancers can just f*** with time. Cristina: He can too. Yeah, I guess. Jack: Just poof. So he was born recently, but he could just be back there? Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And that explains him showing up everywhere. He became he again. He was just a creature that became a God beyond anything all these other people could even fathom. Cristina: Mm. Except for Jesus, maybe. Jack: Well, he taught Jesus. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: It to this moment, it kind of does almost look like Hermes over Jesus. So if we were to just calculate their abilities and what they've done. Cristina: Yeah, but if Jesus gets to actually ex. Goes follows those principles that he has to teach, like what makes the difference, what makes him under. Jack: It looks like Hermes can cross into the fairy realm. It does not seem like Jesus can. As far as we know. Cristina: As far as we know. Jack: As far as we know. Cristina: Exactly. I don't know. That doesn't really. Jack: Only based on what we've found, he. He hasn't. Maybe we'll find something different to the contrary. But as of now, it looks like Hermes is the only one who's figured out how to enter this other space. With all of the efforts that everybody else has. I haven't seen a mention of Jesus doing that. Cristina: Well, maybe that story of him going into heaven. What does that mean. Jack: Going into heaven? Cristina: Yeah. And the end of his story before he comes back to Earth, like, what is that? I don't Know exactly. Jack: He dips out. Cristina: Could that be him exiting? Jack: But then that means he's always behind. He didn't just inherently have the ability like these other 00:35:00 Jack: things. He discovered that like a science. Which means that Hermes mastered it. He's a beginner at it. Hermes is still above. Cristina: Yeah, but that doesn't mean he can't get to that point. Like once you got it, you got it. Jack: He has a head start. Is he gonna. Is Hermes gonna continue getting better or is there a top? Which means if there's a top, they can catch up and land there. If not, then. Because again, if it's science, you can keep pushing it. Oh yeah, you can continue to push it. Cristina: But I think Jesus is still up there. Jack: He would be number two. I'm thinking he's number two. Cristina: Yeah. Because he did escape. I think he might have gone there. I think that was the story. Jack: And that's simply because we cannot rank things from Elfame. We have no idea. Yeah, it's possible. Those things are way more complicated in ways we couldn't comprehend. Cristina: But he might have gone into alpha and then came back. Jack: Yes. Cristina: I think that's. That's the story to say that. Yes. Jack: Right. But yeah, no, 100%. But that doesn't make him. I still think we've discovered that there is less appearance of Hermes. He's more rare to come across. So he's better at being invisible. He's been around longer, so there should be more of him. But he is good at being invisible. Cristina: But also he's using much of different names. I don't know. Jack: He always goes by Hermes. Cristina: He does. Oh yes, he does. It's Jesus that goes by different names. Jack: Jesus goes by different names and is still nowhere as elusive. Cristina: Okay. Jack: We don't know necessarily anything about what Hermes looks like. We just know he was robed. He was nice and discreet. Okay, he was robed. We have no descriptors for his face. We. We know just the things surrounding his robe. His face is usually in shadow and the robe itself was very dark. Gave look to that traditional necromancer thing, secrecy and privacy. So they adopted the look. Cristina: The necromancers. Jack: The necromancers adopt the look. That's also why we always see Jesus robed up. Everybody else might have layers to the robes, tuck ins on their ways. But Jesus wore like gown style things. It was very necromancer. And he's known for having the scarf with the hood. Cristina: That's not Mary. Are you sure? Jack: Jesus had the same thing. I guess Mary was also trying to be private. Oh, but that's logical. And the most important facet here is. I mean, Jesus would have to become a more more complicated threat eventually because he's still half Elysian. Cristina: Yeah. What is a Hermes? Jack: Human. Cristina: How do we know he's not half. How do. Jack: We don't know. We just know that you have to be human to be an echromancer. Cristina: Yes, but Jesus proves you could just be half human. Like you don't have to be full human. Jack: Jesus proves you could be half human. This brings up an interesting problem and it totally explains the Elysians not wanting Elysian men or women to breed with humans. Because nephilim that become necromancers may be problematic. Cristina: Yes. Yeah. Jack: Is the fear the necromancers, the few necromancers we know about are problematic. And then there's Hermes, who seems undefeatable by any standard we could imagine. Cristina: But then you think they'd be an enemy with him, but there don't seem to be. Even though they fear everything he is, they don't want another version of him. Jack: I mean, everybody's trying. Think about what the requirements were for the Golem. Think about what the requirements were for Jesus. You have to be able to cross all three thresholds seamlessly. What? Who's the only other individual we know who could do that? It's Hermes they're trying to imitate Hermes. Cristina: Yes. Jack: Right. And he ain't a fairy. They just know a human learned how to do the thing and that for whatever reason, Elysians can't be necromancers. Cristina: Yes, but they don't want to make more. They do and they don't. They don't want it. Jack: You want to control them. They want to be able to make a necromancer and control it. Cristina: Hence the creation of like things like Jesus. No more. Jack: Jesus was a problem. Yeah. Think of not Alexander. Was it Alexander? No, the. The sword guy. 00:40:00 Cristina: The sword guy. Jack: Who was being tricked? Arthur. King Arthur. Who was being tricked by Merlin. By Merlin. But the whole goal of that instance was a necromancer or not a necromancer. A person with the ability to cross between thresholds who could be controlled. Cristina: But he was all human. As far as I know. Jack: He was all human. Yes. And he was too easy to control. It became problematic. And we know that Merlin was an elation. Or is an elation. I don't know if that guy still around. But Hermes equals. I mean, not Hermes, Merlin. Equal elation. Cristina: He has to be half. Jack: He has to be half. Yes. You're Right, because how is he? And that's why he's whack. Cristina: Why is he whack? Jack: Because the more human you are. Cristina: So you think he's more than half human? Jack: No, he's the whack necromancer. Merlin is whack because. Because he is half and half. Cristina: But you have to be half and half. Jack: No, you have to be human. Cristina: Oh, but Jesus is half and half. And that he's not. Jack: Isn't half and half. Cristina: You think he's human. Okay, psychic abilities. Jack: Stories give us some details here to fill in for this thought, but I have some filler ideas. Right. For some blank areas. The stories emphasize how important Mary is, not just to the cause, but to Joseph. Joseph is a magi. A magi. And he is one of the other three who will later show up. He was her personal escort. They are Alician soldiers of some sort. Cristina: Okay, right. That's her man, though. Jack: No, that's the lie they're telling. Cristina: Oh, okay. Jack: But where you're getting at is where I think was maybe intentionally left out. The Bible tells us he's her man. Of course, the Bible is foolish and made up in order to suppress the truth. But the Bible tells us. So what motivation did the Bible have to tell us he was her man? Why wasn't he just her brother? She was gonna be a virgin and have a husband. Cristina: Yeah, that's weird. But weird. Jack: Could have. Any other narrative could have been spun there. Yeah, maybe. Maybe he was human and that's why he was different from the other Magi. Just like Mary was human. Because we know that child is part of Jehovah's DNA. But maybe the intention was to water it down and so it's not just Jehovah. What part of this do you need science for? Where was the experiment taking place in? Well, maybe both of them are the bad. Thus he's only one third Elysian. Cristina: Oh, crap. Okay, those make it more interesting. Jack: Interesting. So he has as much stake in this as the Elysians, but, you know, you're also just a human bro. We can get rid of you quite easily. So you're just gonna escort her? Well, you got bodyguards are gonna be watching, and they're gonna show up when it matters. You're gonna see them, and you just gotta take her over there. Where does he go when he gets. He just vanishes. The story just cuts off. We assume he left with the other Maggie, but he just. His story just ends. So what is that about? Well, his purpose was complete. He probably died off. Cristina: He died off. No, he died off. Jack: They get. They get to older age. Oh, but like, what's his. Why do we stop talking about him so heftily? It's because of this reason. He is really inconsequential, but is part of the equation, which is why he was actually present there the whole time. He's like, no, it's my Katu and I'm gonna follow this lady. Cristina: Okay. We just couldn't say, yeah, they were. Jack: The chosen ones to some degree, but it was just human. Cristina: Okay. Jack: You know, And I think that was a way of diluting some science was used in order to dilute elation DNA. Even if elation DNA is better for stones, they're not going to get rid of themselves. So they could easily run this tech, but no humans. But in order to make a necromancer, you need human. And they want one that they can control. But I don't know if they have Hermes, why they would need to. I don't get that part. But Hermes himself then trained Jesus. He's so neutral. 00:45:00 Cristina: He doesn't. He seems like part of the group, but he doesn't seem like part of their group. Jack: I think he literally isn't part of their group. I think he's just friends with Jehovah. And everybody must respect his neutrality because what are you gonna do about it? The fact that he's blessing you with his time is good enough. Cristina: But then he gets to train the guy that they offer, cuz that guy went to him. Jack: Again, neutrality doesn't matter who comes or what you want. I can do whatever. Cristina: Mm. Jack: I'll help you with limits. I don't hurt others or whatever. But what you do, but what I gave you is up to you. Cristina: Crazy. Jack: So everybody comes for something different. It's like, yes, he's really God about it, to the point that even Jesus goes to him on record. Yeah, well, Emmanuel. Emmanuel goes to him and it's like, bro, this dude moves like real omniscience. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Move through time, influence, whatever. Yeah. Oh, you said your grandfather needed what? Okay, I'll go back and I'll. Cristina: That's weird. Jack: Yeah, whatever, dude. Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm not gonna go get rid of the people. No, I can't do that. You need the. Oh, yeah, yeah, I can make the thing. Whatever you do with it, that's up to you. I don't give a crap. It's your choice. If it affects me, I'll bring him back. I don't care. Cristina: Real omniscience, okay. Jack: He moves like that, right? He has that feel if I don't care what happens, I don't care. I don't care what. I'm not doing it, but I don't care what happens. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And then he can adjust whatever in his favor. That's so impressive and everything. Again, if we look at the whack, watered down, non knowing necromancers, it's still like, d***, son. All of them except St. Patrick seem capable of controlling time. They're watered down. All of them. They're. They're whacker than Jesus. And Jesus can't mess with Hermes. That's where we are. They can control f****** time. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: It looks like maybe Santa, St. Nicholas is like real top tier op. Maybe third in line here because of how exaggerated he is. But it could just be time control that he looks like he's everywhere freezes, everything goes everywhere, takes him a long time. Then time moves forward again. Cristina: It's still really exaggerating. I don't know. It's pretty powerful stuff. Jack: Pretty powerful stuff. He also has deals with what seem to be actual fairies. Actual fairies? Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Which is like, d***, how do you do that? Yeah. Cristina: Yeah. Maybe they're not fairies. Maybe they're shadow worm creatures. Jack: They could be shadow worm creatures, but they can. We don't know shadow creatures that fit those suits. But we know fairies that do. Cristina: It's just too weird. Jack: It's weird. Cristina: It doesn't make sense to anything. Jack: But again, maybe he's. He does appear to stay neutral as well. So maybe the fairies aren't siding with him. And maybe the fairies aren't trying to stop Hermes. Who are the fairies trying to stop? All the people trying to imitate Hermes. Fair people don't care about Hermes. Why? Cristina: I don't know. Jack: Doesn't seem to be f****** with them. Neutral. The people who are like, we want infinite power. They get elf slapped on top. Stop their progress, please. Cristina: Okay. Jack: But Hermes clearly already capable. They're like, whatever. Interesting. They're scared of power hungry people because if they cross out, they're coming for us. Cristina: Okay, Jesus, kill off Marilyn and Jesus. Jack: Jesus is a problem because Jesus is the one that slipped through. And although Jesus isn't aiming to hurt them, Jesus seems to be on a revenge path. Right. Is his goal the Elysians or could he easily deal with the Elysians? Cristina: I don't know. Jack: Because if they are is infinitely trying to get stronger. And they're infinitely trying to get stronger. So he must again try to get stronger. So they must again try to get stronger. And now it's gotten to the point that they reach the Elfame just trying to get stronger than each other. And then they're just consuming everything around them in a war between each other. And that's the fear. That's why it didn't look like anybody was after anybody specific and that the Elfame was just fight. Who are we scared of? And it's like this guy or that guy or what? No, both. Cristina: Both. Jack: But it's not about them going after you. They don't care about you. They're. They're Borg. They're infinitely power hungry the way humans are. Okay, we want more. But it's about getting rid of each other. Cristina: It could be that very. It feels very Dragon Ball Z. Jack: Like just like always. Upscale. Cristina: Stronger. Yeah. Jack: And it doesn't stop. We've gone out of the realm. Man. I remember the ah, memories. What the good old days when we just thought creatures here, creatures there. Maybe some aliens, maybe an alien or two local 00:50:00 Jack: that can't, you know, lives in space between planets. Because why would it try? How would it travel from super far? They couldn't. It's just a biological something living in space to finding out no crap could travel. And here's the science behind it. Stars away, stars across, galaxies across. Until getting to the point of like nah. There's entire clusters of stars completely captured. Because escaping the entire universe is totally possible. And there's multiple of these things. And here's some science behind it to dimensions and realms. It's like I remember the good old days back then when it was so simple. Now. Now we have interdimensional multi realm existing different creatures of different magnitudes of development tied in infinite ways with each other and in different ways. All scientific. Cristina: They're trying to get up there, up somewhere there. Jack: So complicated. So, so complicated. It's ridiculous. It is good old days of just hey, vampires and zombies. You remember comparing vampires and zombies and they both need blood. Which it totally should have filled us in on so much. Totally should have. Because we erased it slowly from zombies to say that they were after blood. But zombies were after blood at the beginning of the invention of talking about zombies. But maybe the creators of zombies thought oh this too on the nose. It's too close. So I'm just gonna connect the dots. And so we slowly phased out zombies going for blood. And then they just became science zombies. The way like oh, vile. We're trying to cure cancer. But. But it was always science. Cristina: It was always science. Jack: Adrenochrome. Oh the science in a different way. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: We they try to block us off of certain paths of science so that we don't get informed on those things like realms and crap like that. That must use biological and physically tangible science applications in order to to interact with. But the laws were taught to build upon exclude the factors that would lead us in those directions so that only those who know about them can know about them. Esoteric knowledge everywhere. You know, it's funny, that reminds me that Wet Judges was the same story as zombies. We had. We were just going through different creatures and we found out that this creature existed and that it was the. The result of something unknown. But this is what the creature behaves like. And it's not a shadow Realm. Creatures opposite to a win dingo. But they both turned out shadow room creatures. But there was some difference between them that we were like one comes from this and the other one kind of sorta. Eventually we discovered wolves. And both of these things shared a lot of characteristics. And that episode involved the connection of well, this is how a wolf biologically becomes. And this is how wolf biologically becomes that one. I believe the Wet Judge is the feral shadow realm version of a wolf. And the Windingo is the in control shadow realm version of a wolf. And both of those we found in isolation separate because we were just doing episodes about creatures. Cristina: But what do they have to do with the Shadow Realm? Jack: Adrenochrome. And they're both shadow realm creatures. Cristina: Okay. But they're based off of wolves and the wolves are from here, not from the shadow Realm. Jack: Exactly. Were wolf. Well, wolf can wolf takes adrenochrome the stages of a wolf as they would break apart. A wolf can sue. Let's take one of these 1950, 1940. Like six werewolves from the battlefield. Battlefield night people hiding. It sneaks up in the shadows and starts eating and drinking some of the blood. Because it's dies or. No, no, let me get there. It's gonna turn into. In consuming so much of it. A werewolf. Cristina: Mm. Jack: The werewolf is just the in control version of the wolf. Now two wolves came. They were talking about two separate wolves from the same pack. They came. They ate the same body. During the werewolves, both of them became werewolves. One of them was smart enough to consider coming back and the other one was a little cower. And as soon as it heard people ran away so they didn't consume the next day. This happens repeatedly. And the second wolf doesn't come back. The first werewolf stays a werewolf. The second werewolf now becomes a lichen. 00:55:00 Jack: It goes feral. It's just a Savage now. Cristina: Okay. Jack: It even forgets how to get back to it. It's just now a monster. Cristina: Okay. Jack: But they're more or less fizzled off Earth Realm. Cristina: Yes. Okay. Jack: Yes. And they all fizz. They physically look very similar, except a werewolf looks like a humanoid. It looks very similar than the werewolf is very gray, furred, wise and less crazy, I guess. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And the lichen is black fur and slimmer, while the werewolf looks bulkier. The lichen is thinned out and like up looking. It's like a really thinned out werewolf that's all black. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Now if the werewolf dies a werewolf, it becomes a wet judge. Cristina: Okay. And if the lichen dies, it becomes the other thing. Jack: And if lichen dies, it becomes a wendingo. Cristina: And those creatures are Shadow Realm creatures. Jack: And those creatures are Shadow Realm creatures. Cristina: Or they're ghost versions. Jack: Yeah, yeah. A lot of Shadow Realm creatures are ghost versions of earthrealm creatures because there's an inherent tie between them. Cristina: A little weird, because the Shadow realm is the original realm and we are. Jack: A pocket realm within it. Cristina: Yeah. But when we die, we go back to the original realm. Jack: Well, this is supported by all sciences, all religions and all philosophies that the. This association from the self unites us to the all. Another way of thinking about it is the texts that make it sound like it's a simulation. If the barriers are built around a certain type of code and you extract that code, then whatever code is left could exit the equation. Cristina: Okay, and then we just go back to the shadow realm. Jack: We can just be part of the shadow realm. So it's possible. Weird thought that everything within earthrealm is already a creature that might exist within the shadow realm, and we are just programmed with the external shell that we then think is ourselves. Cristina: What do you mean? Jack: Like my body isn't my body? Maybe I was always a gin, but because I'm born over here, the body feels like a body. But then it's weird beating our campy because creatures from the shadow realm coming over here to kidnap children and stuff, but to live. But they don't. They don't become suddenly physical unless they go through a procedure. Yes, and I don't understand what the procedure necessarily is because there's no specifics on it. Yeah, we know that they need a model, which is why they kidnap kids. They need an example of who they're going to become and that person is going to stay alive. They don't kill that person. Cristina: They don't. Jack: Well, somehow still existed when Lucifer became physical. Cristina: Yes, but did he transform also? Jack: Then Samuel got turned into Alfamer. Cristina: Is that what happened? Jack: No, he got turned to a Naga, I think, right? Cristina: Yeah, I think so. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: This story is twisted and weird. Jack: Yeah, that's a weird. Someone else been through the ringer. It's a weirdo. But this isn't a couple of places. Because if you think of Glycon from the Greek, he also was just a Greek dude who became a Naga. Cristina: That doesn't make sense. With the help of Keto. Because Nagas are fairies. So these are people becoming fairies. Jack: These are people. Well, people becoming Shadow worm creatures and Shadow Realm creatures becoming Earth Realmers are still weird. Cristina: That's weird. But it's less weird. They're becoming fairies. Jack: Well, presumably the Shadow Realm is a pocket within Alfame. The best way to think about it is if Elfame is Earth Realm, then the Shadow Realm is the Internet. And EarthRealm is like Facebook. Each one is inside the other in a smaller, more constricted way. But it's still the one thing. Like it's still Facebook exists within Earth. Cristina: A video character becoming human. Jack: Yes. So, okay, I guess the. The most logical way to make the next step remove would be to say we have humanoid robots that don't have any AI. They exist everywhere. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And the Facebook AI decides it's going to figure out how to enter one of our robots and navigate earthrealm. That would be the leap that Jesus born in earthrealm does 01:00:00 Jack: to get to Alfame. He is the Facebook AI. Cristina: Yes. Jack: Getting into one of our robots and now existing as a Earth Realm being. Cristina: What does it mean when one of us becomes a Naga? Jack: That would be the equivalent. Cristina: It's still in there. Jack: Yes. So there must be some form of code that creatures from the top have. Like MAB logging in. Cristina: Oh, NPCs. No, not NPCs. Main characters. Jack: Main characters. Yes. They acquire main character abilities. Yes, that's what it really means. Which is a good example in being Hermes. Main character abilities. Cristina: Okay, so if you can do become a Necromancer or become a Naga, you're doing the same thing. Yes, sort of. Jack: The difference is they're trying to make Nagas of existing individuals that they know are already loyal. They don't want one born. They're trying to make one out of people they know are already loyal to them. So there's some half baked kind of approach there. Cristina: And they. I don't think they have the same abilities as Nagas. Jack: No. It doesn't seem like they have the tip top. The closest person who got To. That was the first one we know about, which is the oldest, which is Yaldabaoth and his. Not his artificial Naga, which I guess everybody else is. An artificial Naga that we're talking about. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: But it looks like his was literally created from nothing. It wasn't based on anybody. Which is also why that one's overpowered. Cristina: That doesn't make sense. That does it. I don't know. Jack: Osteomorphus. That was the name of that serpent. Osteomorphous. Cristina: Came from nothing. Jack: He came from nothing. He was raw, created. So he must be more pure than doing it on a creature that was already a different creature. But they'll be loyal because they're part. They're in on it. It's their hard work, too, versus this. No, you were made exclusively for this purpose. You could turn on me and it might have. We know it had its own intentions. It might have done whatever, but that's the risk. A different variation on that is Jesus. It might go rogue. Except it went rogue and they did. Where they. How do they control it? Cristina: I don't know. But how do you do that? What? You said he just made one. Jack: Made one? What? Cristina: Made a Naga? Jack: Oh, I don't know, but it would be like, how did we invent a robot from nothing? Like, it's just. It's that he just made science. Figure it out. Cristina: Okay. I don't know. Jack: But the leap Jesus made is pretty impressive, especially if we. If we listen. If we listen, Deacon, listen. If we take the texts that make it sound like a simulation at face value and say, oh, yeah, that's definitely the true one. Jesus made it out of the simulation and into an Alfame robot. That's basically what we'd be saying. Yeah, he jumped to the middle stage. Or went through it. We know he went through it. Literally. He could enter the wider Internet. Cristina: But he's not the only one. Jack: No, he's not the only one. Because whatever quote AI unquote Hermes is can easily just walk out. And he was just Earthreal. So he is another Facebook AI. He's the original Facebook AI that managed to just get into a robot in her throne. Cristina: That's weird, but yes. But then I still don't understand, because Nagas are. Jack: I think Nagas are an attempt to do a biological cheat sheet for Hermes, because you can either study and get it. That's a. The filter is crazy. Phew. It's so hard. So few people have figured it out. Immense power. Even people who didn't figure it out. Alexander the Great There you go. Even people who didn't get it, what they did get, made them monstrously overpowered, but with limitations. The idea of a Naga bypass the limitations instantaneously. Shortcuts. It's all shortcuts. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Because the right way to do it would be learned hermetic principles. Follow the laws that Hermes lays out. Understand his lessons. He says it, it's the only way. And the proof kind of stands on it. The fact that nobody else figures it out. Cristina: Yeah, he figured it out. Jack: He did. Cristina: And nothing is like gonna figure it out after him though. Is Jesus really it? Jack: Well, we don't know. Merlin came after Jesus. Cristina: That's true. Just forget he's the most recent. Jack: Yeah, he's the most recent. He was whack, but he was the most recent. Then again he was way overpowered. Still time bending. Cristina: That's crazy. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: Even if he was defeated, it's still pretty crazy. Jack: I guess so. Well, yeah, he was tricked, but he was tricked by a fairy. He was killed off by a fairy. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Like you know. The question is, could Hermes know her? Is the problem is also Hermes has no goal. Think about how interesting this is. It doesn't look like. No, but St. Patrick's was associated. Even if he was human. Cristina: What do they mean? Jack: He was still associated with the Elysians. They called on him for help. Cristina: I don't know. Because of him and Santa makes it seem like the religion is behind is part of them or they made the Catholic Church. Right. Jack: The Catholic Church was made by the Elysians, but the Catholic Church employs humans. Cristina: Yeah, but to keep the Elysians secret. Jack: Yeah. The whole point is to keep the Elysian secret and to make Jesus just seem like he's unrelated to the Elysians. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Yeah. And it looks like, you know, they're neutral. And maybe they were priests who were like, we're gonna put. We're gonna send you on a quest. We're gonna send priests. Maybe that's the point of priests. Raising some priests regularly to a school out in Greece where they're gonna come across a series of tests and tasks at the School of L. If they pass enough of them, you're going to get into a special class and you're going to take it and you're hopefully going to pass that class. That class is all that matters. Everything you're going to do for the next 20 years of your life is pure training to try to pass one class. That's it. Good luck. And then, you know, just kept sending people, kept sending people, kept sending people and one guy, St. Patrick, makes it through and meets Hermes and takes classes with him and, and St. Nicholas makes it through and gets there. But how many hundreds of other priests went there and like tried and they could, didn't even know what they were there for other than I told I was going to do this my whole life. And I'm not going to get married, I'm not going to have children, and I'm going to go back and go, you know, I dedicated my life to them. I'm gonna go lead a church and I'm gonna be great. I'm gonna have it said and made. But I don't know what the beginning of that path was. And only few of them, and they disappear forever. Now it's the, the St. Patrick's of the world. It was like, no, I'm an OG. I got the abilities that they want. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And so those are in house necromancers. Hermes is neutral party if they can, if they. Anybody who can get my teachings can get my teachings. Cristina: So you think he was training? Jack: He was at Lesium as written by Aristotle. Cristina: In his notes, they say for how long? Jack: Unclear, but he was at Lesium, so that's fact number one. The specific lines were that he was waiting for the special students. And Aristotle's take on that is that his students were the elite students, the students that had taken all their other classes, the students that have aced everything else. And it's a school of philosophy. What the f*** does it mean to ace that? It means to understand everything there. Cristina: Which makes sense for what you need for Hermes. Jack: You got to enter equipped in every aspect of everything. And so you get to his class. Most people didn't make it. And I don't know how he would evaluate them, but he must have been looking at the notes of the other teachers there and been like, I want that student on that guy. He seems to be doing good every class specifically in these topics, which means he understands the nuance I'm looking for. Maybe all the other teachers were just cover. Cristina: For the real goal. Jack: For the real goal. Everything is designed as an intricate filter. And it's, it's a tournament. There's one winner. Of course, there's more multiple winners. But in this case, you know, to picture it better, it's tournament style. The guy who makes it to the championship past all the tests, but you still got to eliminate, eliminate, eliminate. And so you can't have a huge class of thousands of people. You got to be very restrictive. And maybe not. Maybe anybody who can make it can make it. Except people don't make it because it's really hard to get. Cristina: Mm. That's really hard. Jack: It's really abstract. Cristina: Mm. Jack: Really abstract. But it all makes perfect sense is the problem. So you gotta be able to understand really abstract thoughts in order to then bend reality with your mind the way that Hermes suggest can happen. And that we've found this proof through Naga and other necromancers and the people who cheat and manage to get a stone and aren't necromancers because that's so op. Cristina: Yeah. But he's the reason that there are stones. Jack: Yes. He invented them. Cristina: That's crazy. Jack: Yep. He is so good at being secretive. Hermes. He's so good at being secretive and so good at making things that we didn't know that both parts of the craft 01:10:00 Jack: were literally him. We found the first part and we're like, he made the thing like somebody else made the other part and improved on it. No, it was also him. It's just. It's hard to connect any part of things that have to do with him because everything exists in isolation. Because he's so good at just disappearing off of that side of the planet and popping up over here and doing a bunch of crap over here and stays over here for a thousand years and disappears over here. And he's over there now. No given. Doesn't seem to care about the passage of time. Doesn't seem to care about what side anybody's on. Does no barriers exist. I'm in this room. I'm in that room. Whatever. Cristina: That's what he does. Jack: Very godlike. He reminds me a Q from Star Trek. Cristina: Probably less of a troll than him, though. Jack: We have no idea. We have no, no idea. Not a clue what his personality is like. Not a clue. We know some people had character to them. Some of the Elysians were like, you know, you can imagine them. The guy who's just whoring around banging humans. Cristina: Okay. Jack: You're probably a chill dude. Bro. Cristina: Know. Jack: You know, he's just a dude. He's out there just linging, slinging his come everywhere he goes. Cristina: We don't know anything about Hermes. Jack: Who the h*** does? Cristina: I thought he's a weirdo or not weirdo. He's just secretive. Jack: He's private. Cristina: Private. Jack: We got stories from Santa. We got stories from Patrick. We got Jehovah stories. He seemed to be pretty chill, but kind of stern dude. Lucifer seems kind of more worrisome. He's these would, you know, panicky Lilith has a bit of attitude to what she does. Everybody has characteristics based on everything we found. And then Hermes is like, I don't know about you, dude. I don't know if you're, like, serious jokey. If you're like, you know, expressions. He's robed. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Every description of him, robes. Nobody sees this face. Even his homies have no idea if he's smiling or not. He's talking to a robe all the time. Cristina: That's kind of crazy. It's pretty crazy. We don't know anything weird. There could be more than one. Jack: There could totally be more than one. But also, he can bend time. What the. Cristina: Like, why do you need more than one? Jack: Why do you need more? He's everywhere. He's everywhere. He's all over the place. Everybody's Hermes at one point. It's like, no, it's the same dude. We thought it was multiple people. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And then it's like, no, it's the same guy. What? How? How, How, How? In fact, we thought it was so multiple people because Loi is the title and Hermes exists. And we're like, that's probably the title, too. And he existed back then, and they knew each other. Weird. So different people. And then we're like, nope, it turns out same guy. It's like, how the f*** does this work out? We still haven't even proven that about Loi. Cristina: I don't think he's. I mean, I think he is more than one guy. Jack: Loi feels like a title. And the way they describe the giant ship shifts in behavior. Feels like different people. Feels like a title within the family or a job position or political role or something. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Hermes is literally the guy's name. He'll go by a different name. And then tell them, I'm Hermes. They gave me this name over here. But Hermes is from actual name. Cristina: Weird. Yeah. Jack: And he'll write it. He'll be like, I'm Hermes. Cristina: He writes it, I'm Hermes. Jack: I'm Hermes. And then he made the emerald. He made this, everybody. No, Hermes. Geras Magista's made this. Don't happen. How? How do you do this in Europe? And then at the same time, he made that in Afghanistan, bro. Let's have a real conversation. Cristina: Because time travel. Jack: Because time travel. Cristina: And because there's nothing really. Jack: Instantaneous teleportation. Cristina: Exactly. Jack: And, like, it doesn't matter. Cristina: Solution to any problem is time travel. For Hermes 100. Jack: That explains ever once that's. It's like, yeah, you could bend time. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: So you're just hanging out back there, like the day you chilled with that guy's grandson millions of years later. Cristina: Mm. Jack: To you it was minutes apart. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: You just skadoodled across and it's a. It's seamless. If we were watching you from a movies perspective, you're like, all right, Jehovah, I'll let him know. You take two steps, we zoom in on you. You take two steps, none of the scenery changes. And now you're standing in front of Loi. Hey. Your grandson said this. And when we zoom out, we see Eloi, but not Jehovah. That's how seamless it would be to him. Cristina: That's pretty crazy. Jack: He didn't think about it just there. Cristina: That's totally how it could work. I don't know. Jack: And from the point of view of both of these individuals, he never left. Cristina: Mm. Jack: Because he can pop into the same fraction of a second he left that with Jehovah and walk right into that same moment and be like, your grandfather said this. And from your point of view to my. I'm right now, I'm Hermes. And right now you're Jehovah. And you tell me you need to tell my grandfather to add this, this, and that to 01:15:00 Jack: the equation starting on this next sentence. I'm Hermes. Okay. All right, Jehovah, I'm gonna go tell your grandfather right now what to do. Listen, Loi, it's very important that you add these couple of parts. Now. Loi tells him whatever it's like. Okay. I'm gonna make sure your grandson knows this. Jehovah. Listen, he said that, that one sentence, he's gonna talk to two people across time. And to him it's gonna feel consistent and linear to them. Not a moment past the moment you said links. Cristina: And then he sees a different person. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And time has stopped over there. Cuz not really. He's just in the past and he's gonna go back to that same moment. Cristina: Okay. Okay. That's crazy. That's his ability though. Jack: Does his ability though super overpowered. And he can do that at any point in time, at any place in time? That's God. Cristina: That's ridiculous. Yes. That's good. I don't think there's anything above that. Jack: I don't think there's anything above that. Minus whatever exists in Alpha that we have no reference point for. Yes, but the realms we are aware of. Even elves don't touch this. Nagas don't touch this. Cristina: As far as we can tell. Jack: Yeah. It would have to be the theory of the simulation. And it would have to be that MAB is a programmer and only then, because then she'd have the ability to like deprogram the robot, shut off the Internet, whatever. Cristina: But she can't. So it's not that. Jack: Or she should. We don't know if she can. Maybe she is just one of the programmers at the big company. The company really owns the Internet. She just knows how to work. She's the best worker, knows how to do it. Okay, but she can shut it off and ruin the project and save the world if it got that bad. Stop things from getting out and just destroy the robot that they got into. Whatever. Try not to. Expensive project maybe. Whatever that might mean in that realm. Cristina: Yeah, you know. Jack: Anyways, that's the road that took us to where we are. It's just all random pieces, man. Cristina: But it makes somewhat sense. Jack: It is composed. It makes perfect sense. It is a rational, reasonable, thought out kind of. Our job is to ground things like we said. Cristina: And we did it. Jack: Yeah, we've been doing it like you said. We've been doing it the entire time we've been grounding things. And those are all examples of how we've grounded things. And we added some groundings to thumbs things in. Just by talking about grounding things, we just grounded some more things. Yes, that's how we do now. The problem with explaining to the listeners that we do ground things and giving them examples is that it took an hour to do so. So we never got to get to the notes. Okay, so next time we're definitely going to get to the notes. But this time at least we grounded some things. Cristina: Which is the point. Jack: Which is the point. The job got done. Cristina: The job got that. Jack: The job got done. Cristina: It always gets done. Jack: It always gets done. And if anybody came here from last week looking to hear the episode that was planned, you're gonna have to come next week to find out what that was. But we'll totally get to it next week. We're talking anyways, if you guys think that you have noticed in our current grounding of things. But no, about the Elysians and all that stuff. Anything that you think we. We didn't. A detail that checks out. Maybe we touched on it enough that you were like, oh, that made me think about that. Let us know. Send us your input, your ideas. Anyone who just jumped in is like struggling to comprehend the mess of we just talking about. I realized that the other day. I was thinking about like, what if you jump in and you don't go back? Cristina: That's good. Then we summarize everything. Jack: Yeah, but like, what the h*** is an elation. And what is the shadow mentioned? Cristina: All of that. Jack: No, I know we didn't clarify much of it. It was a lot of like. But then again, if they start here and they hear the next episode and then the next episode, you'll figure it out. It'll start to make sense. It doesn't matter where you start. Just enough. Yeah, about it. Anyways. Tell us what you think. Tell us what you know. You could do that on our socials at just Convopod, on Instagram, on Exxon, Facebook, on TikTok, Tick tock, anywhere. Cristina: Remember to subscribe, rate and review the show. Jack: Yes. And word of mouth. Tell everybody that we exist and that we're out here doing the Lord's work and grounding things. Bringing angels to the ground the way the Lord did. Cristina: We are the groundhogs. Jack: No, we are the groundhog. 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Rambling 295: Real Life Pokemon

In the latest episode of our podcast, we embark on a whimsical journey to explore the question: what if Pokemon were real? This episode is a delightful blend of humor and thought-provoking ideas, as hosts Jack and Cristina dissect the implications of living alongside these fantastical creatures. The discussion kicks off with a seemingly innocuous topic—potty training. Jack recalls a conversation about how challenging it would be to potty train a wild Pokemon. Cristina agrees, pointing out that training any animal is hard enough, let alone a creature with powers and instincts of its own. This leads to a deeper exploration of the challenges of owning Pokemon as pets. Would you really want to catch a wild Pokemon? Or would it be better to raise a baby Pokemon to ensure it becomes a well-behaved companion? As the episode progresses, the hosts delve into the ethical considerations of Pokemon ownership. They ponder whether it is right to own humanoid Pokemon, drawing parallels to issues of race and speciesism in our world. "Are we just being racist and slave-owning these humanoid Pokemon?" Jack provocatively asks. The conversation raises important questions about consent, rights, and the nature of ownership in a world where intelligent creatures exist alongside humans. The episode also touches on the practical aspects of living with Pokemon. How would our homes adapt to accommodate larger Pokemon? What jobs would Pokemon have in society? From firefighting to healthcare, the hosts imagine a world where Pokemon play vital roles in our lives, contributing to society in ways we never thought possible. In a humorous twist, they also consider the absurdity of Pokemon battles and the implications of "chicken fighting" in a world where Pokemon are treated as pets and companions. Would we pay our Pokemon to fight, and how would that change the dynamics of their relationships with us? This episode is a rollercoaster of laughter and insight, leaving listeners to ponder the complexities of a world where Pokemon are real. It's a must-listen for anyone who has ever imagined what it would be like to catch 'em all in real life. Tune in now and join the conversation about the wild and wonderful world of Pokemon!

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Rambling 295: Real Life Pokemon Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised. Jack: Going live in 5, 4. Cristina: What does live mean? Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack. Cristina: And I'm your host, Cristina. Jack: And this is a show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And today I figured we would do this to the max. Cristina: What does that mean? Jack: We were having a conversation. I don't remember when, where, or about what, but at one point, one of us said, like, if Pokemon was real. And that stayed with me. I don't remember what the conversation was, and I'm sure there was an example in context, but I don't remember what we were talking about. So I don't know the example or the context. I just remembered, what if Pokemon was real? Cristina: That was on the podcast or that was. No. You have no idea. Jack: I have no idea. I have no idea when this happened, but in doing so, I really sat down and thought, no, it was about potty training. Cristina: I kind of remember this. I think. Yes, it was. Random conversation. Okay. Jack: Yeah, I think it was about potty training. Cristina: Yes, yes. Jack: I think it was on the show. I think we were talking about that meme that shows how weird it is to go to sleep. Like, a kid will go to sleep with their Pikachu, and it's cute and cuddly, but a kid goes to sleep with their Mochomp, and it looks like gay p*** or something. Cristina: I don't remember that. But that is creepy. Jack: Yes, it's weird. Cristina: It is weird. Jack: And I think maybe we're talking about a fox or something. Like, how annoying it would be to have a certain Pokemon as a pet. Cristina: I don't remember. I just do remember the potty. I just don't know how we led. What led to the potty training. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: But I remember bringing that up being like, that's the worst part. Like, I wouldn't want to have Pokemon because of that. Jack: Yeah, you couldn't get old Pokemon. You got to catch babies. Oh, you see, this is exactly. But before we continue, what I thought we would do today is basically what we're about to do right now, which is just makes, like, put Pokemon in the world. What would that look like? We're gonna make it real today. Our one and only goal is fitting Pokemon into reality. Their abilities work as they're described, and they are shaped the way they are described. But, okay, our world works the way it does. Now, how would these two things fit together? First, potty training was how this began. And that makes a lot of wild Pokemon. A problem. You can't catch an older, higher level wild Pokemon. Potty training. Cristina: That sucks. You couldn't potty train. If it's anything like an animal, you don't. It doesn't. After a certain age, it's just gonna keep doing what it's doing no matter how much time as you try to train it. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: Teacher what's right or whatever. Jack: Yeah, no, it's gonna. Yeah, exactly. It's just gonna do what it's used. Cristina: To because it's a wild animal. Jack: And in theory, you could train them to be able to. But it would be so much work. Cristina: Would be. I don't know. It's weird to train. I don't know. It's. It sucks training a regular animal to do potty training. Jack: And now you got this thing that, like, can you up. Cristina: Yeah. And you're going to tell them how to. How you use the bathroom. Jack: How do you discipline a Pokemon? You just got to approach with confidence, I guess. Cristina: I guess. Jack: Like, only certain people can be Pokemon trainers in the real world. Only some people. It's not going to be a million kids. Cristina: It's not going to be all the Pokemon. There's so many options of Pokemon that you just can't have. You just couldn't. Because you die being around them. Like, anything that has fire coming out of it, like, you couldn't survive with it in your house and then all that smoke. Jack: Yes, 100%. Anything that actually has fire coming off of it. But it doesn't mean that those Pokemon are useless. For example, think of people who deal with clearing areas so that forest fires don't affect major living locations. Those Pokemon themselves are very useful because they can just wander those paths over and over while other people contain the fire. Cristina: We'd have Pokemon that have jobs, but to have them as actual pets or whatever. Jack: Those could be pets, but I guess it could never come inside. And it would need to be in a specific kind of environment where they can be in your backyard without burning everything 00:05:00 Jack: down. Cristina: Yeah, but if you're in the city, you couldn't. You couldn't do that. Jack: Definitely. You're locked out of having a lot of things, But a lot of them are also unrealistic to just have in a city. Unless you're taking them to a gym. Like, they need to be in their Pokeball. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Like, what the f*** is a Charizard? That's huge. Cristina: It's huge. A lot of things are too huge and dangerous. I don't know. I don't know how it could Work. Except that, like, have the baby and never evolve it. Jack: Well, the d. Well, no, everybody. Here's the thing. It's like an animal. If it's raised around people is my theory. It's not gonna hurt people. Cristina: Okay. Jack: I think that's definitely how it works. And a lot of them, if we look at. If we use some source material and think of, like, the way the shows show things, things tend to be what they look like. They behave in kind of ways as to what they're supposed to be. Cristina: Yes. Jack: So, like, the Tauros are at a farm. And that makes sense. They're basically a pet, but they're also livestock. And, like. Cristina: Yeah, so we'd see, like, the cow. Jack: Yeah. Milk tank would be there too, and it would make sense. And their purpose and abilities could be contained. And that person is an expert at controlling them. I. I could not tell you in a million years how to control a bull. I don't know. I couldn't tell you. But I know a bunch of farmers that do. Cristina: Yeah, they could, I guess. Yeah. But, like, what could you deal with? What could. Which ones can you deal with? Jack: Like, things that you could really. Let's say also like Machamp. Cristina: Is that his name? The guy with the many hands? Jack: Yeah, the four hands. Cristina: When does he get underwear? As a baby. He doesn't have underwear. Like, are you giving him underwear? Why don't you give him pants? Jack: He's a wrestler. Cristina: It's a wrestler 24 7. He has to be a wrestler. He's a man. Jack: There's a bunch of Pokemon with clothing. Cristina: Yes. You should clothe them. You should give them normal clothes for Pokemon type clothes. Like for dogs. You have dog type clothes. They should be the same with Pokemon. Jack: No, let's really talk about Machamp here or Machoke or whatever the crap this guy's name is. All three of them. Cristina: Yes. Jack: That's basically like a different race of human. Cristina: Yes. Jack: Like, it might say its name exclusively, but, like, come on, we do not own them. It thinks to the. Apparently most Pokemon think to the degree that a human does. Even if they can't speak our language, they think to the degree a human does. Cristina: Maybe like dolphins. Jack: Yeah. Yes, exactly. And then we have this. This one that already thinks like a human looks like, then looks like one. And it's like, at what point are we just being racist and slave owning slaves? Cristina: Yeah. I don't think we could own them. And also, they should just have their own society, like their own town. I don't know. Jack: Yeah, no, Machoke would definitely be just A species of people. Cristina: And we should give them clothes? Yeah, they. Jack: No, they could do whatever. We don't do what they do whatever the they want to do. Cristina: You think they're just choosing to wear. Jack: If they're. If they're gonna live in our society, then yes. But if they're gonna live in their own society, they could do whatever the they want. Cristina: Okay, so if they want to be naked, that's fine. Jack: Hey, if they're fine with it, I'm fine with it. Cristina: Okay. Jack: They got to do whatever because you. Cristina: Think they decided that. Jack: I don't know. I don't know. Cristina: When they level off the side. Jack: Yeah, I assuming. No. No. Because they all have the same underwear. It's just part of his body. Cristina: That's insane. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: How does that work? Evolution is weird because where is it coming from? Jack: It's not underwear. It's just skin. Cristina: Ew. Jack: That's in the shape of underwear. Cristina: Oh, okay. Jack: But he. It's just weird. Cristina: It's a human. Jack: Yeah, he's a human. Cristina: Yeah. And, like, there's other ones that are like that too, though, that, like, what do we do with them? Jack: A lot of the fighting Pokemon really are like. If you think of maybe not. I mean, he's still so humanoid. Hyp Lead is like, just really long legs, a big torso with no head, but, like, his head is his torso, kind of. And then arm sticking out of that. But also, he still thinks like a human. And again, he's kind of mostly humanoid. I think that would also just be a person. Cristina: I think so. And his baby form is his. His baby also. Jack: That looks like a human. Cristina: Like a little boy. Jack: Yeah. So all Hypno Hitmo. What is it? Hypmo Top. Hitmo Lead. Hitmo chan with a. The one before him. Those are people. They get to just be human, I think. 00:10:00 Jack: Yeah. We. That's illegal. That's slavery. Cristina: Which ones are okay to own? That seems wrong too. Jack: Animals. If you look like an animal, we're just gonna look. We do it to dolphins right now. We're like, f*** the dolphins. Cristina: Okay. Jack: So we're gonna use that same application. And it's. It doesn't matter if you're even smarter than us, okay. If you do not look like we do. Cristina: Okay. What about that? Talking meows. Does he get away because. Jack: Because he's talking. Cristina: But not. No other mouse. Jack: Yeah. And any Pokemon who can communicate psychically and it sounds like a human voice. Cristina: That's probably every psychic type. Jack: Hey, that's fair. If it is, it is. If it's not, it's not okay. That's totally fine. And that means that we can't have psychic Pokemon. Also. Those are dead people. That's mess up. Cristina: That's ghost. Although I guess we can't have. Jack: Yeah, no, you're totally right. So we can't have psychic Pokemon because those are just. They. They can't. They can break the illusion. No, they can break the illusion too hard. Yeah, they're just people and they're going to be letting us know they're just people and they can control our mind. Cristina: Yeah, that's dangerous. Jack: Those. Those are for weapons and other things. They have to live amongst us. Cristina: What about dark Pokemon? That's dangerous too. Jack: They're literally just evil. That is their defining characteristic. Cristina: So we can't have evil dudes. We can't have ghosts. We can't have. Jack: Because we couldn't trust the dark Pokemon. Psychic Pokemon 1. They need jobs with us. There are many things we could use them for. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And psychic are also like psychic. We don't want to have an issue with them. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Yes. Psychic fighters that look human. Because there's fighters that look like weird. Cristina: Like what? Jack: Like a fighting tree. That's not human enough. Cristina: Wait, the tree is a fighter? Jack: Yeah. Is it a fighter? Cristina: The Sudo. Sudo. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: I'm gonna look it up real quick. We should have a picture of all the Pokemon because I don't know every Pokemon's name. Jack: Okay, so he's not fighting. He's Rock. Cristina: It's Rock. That is weird. Jack: That is an incredibly weird fact. Cristina: Fighting makes more sense. I mean, grass makes the most sense, but fighting would be the second option, I guess. But no, he's a rock. Jack: Well, let's see. Right now, which man Pokemon would be an issue in real life? The freaking monkey one. Primeape. That cannot. That's just a monkey. That's fine. Monkeys are kind of humanoid. But there's far enough. Cristina: We can have all the rats and the cats. Yes. Here's the problem. Jack: Here's a problem. I'm about to break out that illusion real hard. Because the problem comes down to the fact that today, apes. Today gorillas and s***, all your ancestors or whatever, Machop, Machoke and Machamp. Cristina: Are all. Jack: More human looking than every ape. Other than humans that exist today. That's how human that thing. It looks more like us than it does our own apes. That's how human that thing looks. That's just a person. Okay, you know, that's definitely just a person. Hitmo chan is just a person. And because it's related to Hitmo lead. Even then Hitmo lead looks like a person. Cristina: Yes. Jack: And Tyrogue is who you're talking about. Cristina: Who's Tyrone? Jack: The one that evolves into all three of them. Cristina: Oh, okay. It looks like a child. Jack: Then. Cristina: We have wearing clothes. Yes. Jack: The bird. The firebird. Doesn't actually have fire Firebird. A torchic that becomes combustion, then becomes blaziken. The Fighting Chicken. Cristina: Okay, but it looks human. She's a human wizard thing. Or her last. No, wait, no, that's someone else I'm thinking of. Jack: This is a chicken. Cristina: But it's chicken. Jack: It. It looks. It's just a fire. Cristina: Fire chicken. Oh, the fighting Chicken. Okay, Is she at the zoo? Where. Where did we put that at? Oh, that's a person, I guess. Jack: Yeah, that's a person. That's just a human. There's too many real human. There's Pokemon that are just gonna live amongst us. Also, the psychic with the ballerina dress. Gardevoir. Cristina: Oh, what about her? Jack: That's just a person. Cristina: Oh, yeah, but we already ruled out psychic. Jack: Yeah, we did rule out psychic. Cristina: Can't have pets. Yeah. Jack: Okay, so definitely. No exaggerate. Anything that looks more like us. Anything more human looking than a gorilla cannot be simple. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Anything. Cristina: There's still a lot left over. Jack: Yeah, there's a lot left over. 00:15:00 Jack: There's a lot left over. Also, we couldn't have things indoors that are obviously going to destroy the indoors. Like you said. Pokemon that have, like, fire. Pokemon that actually have fire coming off of them. Cristina: Yeah. Are there some poisonous Pokemon that, like, if you touch them, they poison you? Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's definite Pokemon that are just truly dangerous to have unless you know how to handle them. Cristina: Okay, so we can't have poison types. That rules out. Yeah, we're slowly ruling out a bunch of types, though. Jack: Well, it depends on the poison type. You're not just gonna get poisoned by touching all of them. Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Jack: But here's another thing. We'd be eating Pokemon. And people don't think about this. Cristina: Maybe we just eat their eggs. Jack: We're still human and we're gonna eat Pokemon. No, that's just gonna be a reality of life. It's weird again when you think about how sentient these beings are. Cristina: We're gonna eat them, and we're just gonna eat them. Which Pokemon can we eat? Jack: We can eat Milk Tank as a different kind of cow. Cristina: Okay. Jack: You know, we can eat. Except we're not going to because it's humanoid. Cristina: That bird. Jack: The bird. Cristina: Well, baby ones, maybe. Jack: We could eat baby Ones? No, but that's their children. It's weird to us, but they're going to end up humanoid. Cristina: What if they like to eat their children? Jack: They can do whatever. Cristina: Oh, they can do it. But we can. Jack: We're not going to eat their children. But humanoid Pokemon are definitely out. And because of that, we don't eat that chicken person. But we can eat. We can eat anything that's. Do you know anything that's an animal, like a gorilla. Obviously the society approves of. We're not going to eat like the elephant Pokemon. Cristina: Who wants to eat a Pokemon? No one wants to eat a Pokemon. Jack: People are going to eat Pokemon. It's just going to be normal in society to eat Pokemon. Cristina: I don't know. That's really tough, I guess if Pokemon are already normal. But if they came out of nowhere. Jack: No, this is if they were normal. Cristina: Oh, okay. Jack: This is if they were normal, but society somehow evolved the way it did today. Cristina: Oh, okay. Jack: How would they fit into the current structure? Know based on how they are? We would be eating some Pokemon. We'd definitely be eating some Pokemon. We would have been eating Pokemon our whole lives. Cristina: How many people would be doing Pokemon? Jack: Oh, my God. I think a lot of people would be Pokemon. Cristina: Like. Jack: Also, is Mr. Mima made to Ash's mom? Cristina: I don't know. He's a person. I don't know. Also, he's psychic. Jack: He is a person and he's psychic. Okay, fair enough. You can't animal Pokemon. So you could. Your Machoke. Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Jack: You could. You could actually. That Pokemon. That wouldn't be illegal. It has to be consenting or a trade. Cristina: Okay. Jack: It has to be consenting or a trait. Cristina: I don't know. Jack: But hey, whatever you're into, man, you get to your. Your humanoid Pokemon. Cristina: Thank you. I think I rather eat them. Jack: You rather eat them? A choke? Cristina: No, I rather do nothing with one. I don't want to look at one. Jack: Yeah, Machoke is pretty awful looking. Cristina: There's some Pokemon I just don't want to look at. Jack: So then humanoid Pokemon would have all the rights. Humans do, basically, right? We're gonna let them vote in their elections. Unless they're acclimating to us. You said give them their own place. Cristina: No, that doesn't make sense. Because if it was there, they're with us since the beginning of time. It doesn't feel right to just separate from them. Jack: I mean, we could have been raised separately, different kinds of. But also there'd be places where people, humans and these different civilizations live together. Cristina: I guess you know, so you don't think it's everyone everywhere. Jack: There's many countries you can go to that are just one. One race. So there's probably a bunch of places that we'd be able to go to that are just one species. But there'd be places we can of humanoid, and there'd be other places we go to where there's multiple species of humanoid. Cristina: Okay. I guess. Jack: Think about how dark the reality is in Pokemon that they really are enslaving these things. Cristina: Yes. I don't know. Yes. Once you put something in the computer, I think that's really sad. Jack: Yeah. You just soulless at that point. Cristina: Yeah. Like, it's worse than just having them in your ball because you know at least it's gonna come out eventually. No, they don't even exist in your computer. That's it. Jack: Yeah, they just exist in stasis. Cristina: Yeah. Like, when are you gonna look at that again? It's lost forever. Jack: So then, which Pokemon would make 00:20:00 Jack: excellent pets? Cristina: Dogs and cats. Normal types. Jack: Fair enough. I think this is the moment where. Well, you couldn't have it as a pet. It would be like your clefairy. It would be your clefairy. Cristina: What, the adorable. Jack: No, Persian. You can have it as a pet, but it could be your roommate. It could be your family member. Cristina: It could be your family. Why would it be your family? Not your blood, but cat. Jack: It's literally a cat, but thinks like a human. Literally. Cristina: Do they not all think like humans? Jack: You think cats think like humans? Cristina: No. You're saying. Oh, so you're saying only Persians. Jack: Oh, Persian isn't psychic. Cristina: No, it's not. Jack: Oh, it has psychic moves. Right. Okay. No, you should definitely be able to have Persian as a pet. Yeah. That cat. Yeah. No, that's a pet. That's a pet for sure. Cristina: All the animals besides the psychic ones and the dark ones and the ghost ones. Jack: Yeah, the ghost ones, because those be dead people. And dead Pokemon, the. And that's f***** up. The psychic ones because they can prove their humanity. The humanoid ones, because that's just f***** up. And the dark ones, because we can't ever trust them. They're literally evil. That's the point. Cristina: Yes. And you can't get older Pokemon as pets. Jack: You can, but you have to know what the h*** you're doing. Not everybody can have an older Pokemon as a pet. It's like getting an older dog or some s***. That's just a person with problems, especially if they're a wild person who's lived outside their whole Lives. Cristina: That's insane. Jack: Yeah, I guess. Fair enough. I guess. That's not a person. Interesting. Cristina: Why? Jack: Because it's not. Think about it. Cristina: It's a wild animal. Jack: That's a wild animal that wasn't raised with people that was raised out there not thinking thoughts like humans. Cristina: And there's like, come on. Animal shelters. Like, for wild animals to be killed. Jack: There'S probably gonna be. Cristina: Oh, I guess. Jack: But think about it. I never thought about this. It's like if, like an indigenous person out there or something wild and savage, except they're one of us now. What would be the difference between one of those indigenous people? If they looked like. If they were all gorillas but the behavior was identical, we would say that that's not behavior that reflects us at all. That's animalistic behavior. Simply because they're an animal. Cristina: Mm. Jack: Even if they were doing exactly what they're doing every time they see us now. Except they worker at us. Cristina: So which Pokemons will those be? Just wild Pokemon. Jack: Those would be wild Pokemon. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Wild Pokemon outside. We would just. Because they're behaving, unhuman. Those are not people. Cristina: So then we can't have old. But you said we can. Jack: People who understand how to train them perfectly fine. But I'm saying wild Pokemon trained out there would never compare to a Pokemon, like, raised indoors or whatnot. Raised around people. I think the ones that are humanoid are only humanoid because they were raised around humans. The ones that have those thoughts, not physically. Cristina: Okay. Not the physical, because they're naturally just. They look like us anyway. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: Okay. Jack: But if one of those very ones that was very humanoid lived in the wild and acted like a savage, we would still protect it with the laws of humans. Because our laws are going to dictate anything that looks more human than the gorilla. We just like, they're like savages. That's it. But they're people. Those are people. They look too much like us. Cristina: I feel like there's still so many Pokemon we cannot have. I feel like a lot of Pokemon are bigger than we think they are. And that's a problem. Jack: But then again, people, you know, really filthy rich people would have made homes capable of housing some of these. Cristina: Yeah. Like even just like the Persian you were talking about, like a normal apartment can't hold a. Jack: No. That's like the size of a casual, like, small, big cat. Cristina: Yeah. You need space. You need a lot of space. Jack: Yeah. We would need so much room. An average size apartment wouldn't house like. Cristina: A Pidgeotto or Pidgeot. Like those things are huge. Huge. Jack: Huge f****** bird. It couldn't open it with swings. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Like your house to that fully evolved human sized bird is like a birdhouse. 00:25:00 Cristina: Yeah. So, like, I don't understand, like, you can't. A lot of these have to have their own home or live in your backyard or something. Jack: No, you gotta understand that homes would have simply changed, okay? We would have adapted with them. Cristina: So we wouldn't have apartment buildings. Like, how would the city look if it's filled with Pokemon? Jack: Ceilings would be really tall in every home. Or, you know. No, not every home. Because again, it would still be up to who can afford to house these things and feed them. Cristina: Okay. Jack: You know, the bigger, the more you gotta feed it. If it eats, I guess there's some Pokemon that don't eat. Cristina: There's Pokemon that don't eat. Jack: Pokemon that aren't even like living things more than they are like sentient things. Cristina: You can't have those as Pokemon, can you? Jack: Like, I'm sure you can have like, if like Sudowoodo. Cristina: He's a rock stick. Do we. Can we have him? Jack: I guess you could have him as a pet. As a Pokemon. Catch him if you want. I don't. What's the difference between owning and having it? Cristina: No, you own arms, legs, a face. What makes him not human? Jack: He doesn't look. He looks like a tree, not like a human. Cristina: Okay. I don't know. He's a weird one. Jack: You gotta look human, okay. Not just be standing by people. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Because then like Charizard could get in. Oh, yeah, that's just. No, no. But. Lost my train of thought. Which Pokemon was I trying to think about? Cristina: I don't know. What Pokemon were you trying to think? Jack: I have no idea. But no. The freaking bird. The houses would have adapted. Yes, the houses would have adapted to the size of Pokemon. So people who like, let's say damage is you can't own a metagross. But if you wanted like a giant alien looking spaceship, right? You want a giant alien looking. There you go. Another. But those things. Well, no, that's way smaller than the metagross. But gross is the example for a reason. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Because it's huge. Yes, but like, if you're Elon Musk, you probably have a giant. The biggest you could find. Cristina: Metagross. Jack: Metagross. It looks like an alien spaceship and it's the size of a building. And then he rides it around his like SpaceX facility. Cristina: Horrifying. Okay. Jack: You know, it walks him from one building to the other. Giant Spider thing. Cristina: We keep the lights off and it's crawling with its bright red eyes. Oh, my God. Jack: And it could float. Cristina: Horrifying. Oh, my gosh. Even scary. Jack: It probably would have been what inspired him to create most of the space stuff at that point. He'd be talking about his weird alien spaceship Pokemon. Cristina: Except that that guy is psychic, so he can't actually can't. Jack: You're totally right. Cristina: But that could be a co worker or employee, whatever. Jack: You're totally right. And man, there's so many. There's so many Pokemon. It's weird. But yeah, adopting Pokemon would have to be way considered. I'm sure they'd be like, man, it'd be weird because, like, rich people would be going to adopt like. Like adoption agency. Cristina: Yeah. They'll be in the global trade thing with all the Pokemons putting. Getting all the IVs. 31. Like finding the perfect expensive Pokemon. It wouldn't just be any Pokemon. Jack: Yeah, no. Cristina: They'd be looking for the beginning, the shinies. Jack: Yeah, they'd be collecting shinies. They'd be looking for the strongest, best Pokemon they could find. Wasting all their money on maybe the Alphas. Cristina: I don't know. Jack: But that's different. Them buying that versus going to, like, because you. They could buy a normal Pokemon. They can't buy a humanoid Pokemon. They got to go to a foster home. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And then when they go to a foster home, they're shopping between humans of different races and literal different species of humanoids. Cristina: Okay. At the foster home. Jack: Look at this human baby. Oh, look at this cute little machoke. Cristina: Oh, my gosh. You're deciding between those two. Oh, okay. Jack: Yeah. Think about how white people will sooner adopt a black or Asian kid to kind of check off their diversity box or whatever, instead of another white person who's equally in need. It's the same idea. There would be more options of species to adopt. Cristina: Okay. But normal person would not be adopting. They would just be finding them. I don't know. Jack: What do you mean a normal person? Cristina: Like, would we have Pokeballs in this 00:30:00 Cristina: society that's grown up with Pokemon? Jack: Yeah, we would still have Pokeballs for sure. Because we would also need, like, some of these Pokemon aren't having jobs, they're animals. Cristina: Because then we'd be catching them the old fashioned way. Jack: Catch them the old fashioned way. Like, we're not gonna. Like, we catch. I'm sure people go catch as well as breed. Ataros. Cristina: Mm. Jack: That's just a bull. Cristina: Yeah. This is a pretty cool bull, though. But. Yes. Jack: Yeah, but Then they catch this bull in their little Pokeball Majiggy. As well as freedom. Whatever. You're not a human. Cristina: It sucks. We can't have ghost Pokemon. Jack: Why these dead people? They're ghosts. Cristina: Why are there so many ghost Pokemon? I look so cool. Jack: If you had non Pokemon plants, you would want in your house a water Pokemon. Cristina: If you had non. Jack: Non Pokemon plants. Plants that aren't Pokemon. Cristina: Oh, okay. Jack: You want a water Pokemon living in your house. Cristina: Okay. But if you had a plant like Pokemon, would you not still want a water Pokemon? Jack: That's weird. How would one help the other? Cristina: I don't know. Because it's still a plant Poke. I mean, the Pokemon that's a plant still needs water. Jack: That's a weird relationship. Cristina: You give you water from the water Pokemon. Or would it still be seen as an attack? No, I don't know. Jack: No, they can control it. Cristina: Yeah, like, can't he just spray him with water and he just drink it up the way plants do? Jack: Mad kinky. Okay, assume the one who's doing the water spit spitting is the. The humanoid Pokemon with the spinny thingy on his body. And then assume that the other receiving end Pokemon is the flower that looks like a. A sexy lady or whatever the. They're going for. Cristina: Sexy lady flower. Jack: It's like a lady plant thing. They're definitely trying to make her look like she's a hot to. Kind of like that annoying rabbit. Cristina: Annoying rabbit. But the sexy flower lady, not flower. Jack: It's like some plant or some crap. I'm not entirely sure what it is. Let me see if I can find it. Cristina: And it's not. It's not bell awesome. Ryan P. She does not look sexy. She's just cute. Jack: It's the thick one. There you go. The thick one. Cristina: Oh, Rose. What's a ro. Red Roserade. Jack: Roserade. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Okay, so sure. So it's that buff bro looking thing trying to in this case, squirt its water onto this lady looking thing. And those just happen to be the two Pokemon that you own. That's weird. Now also, I think that Pokemon should be excluded because she's too humanoid and he's too humanoid. They're kind of allowed to do whatever they want. Cristina: Okay, so if he does want to give her water, it's not wrong. Jack: It's not wrong. Cristina: You can't tell him to give her. Jack: You can't tell him. That's. That's abuse. You can't tell him to do anything, especially not to give her water. Cristina: But there's how many flower looking Plants are okay to have. She's not okay to have. Jack: She literally looks like a chick. If you look like a person, that already exists. Cristina: Bellossom, that other choice. Is she okay? She looks like a little girl. Yeah. Jack: Blossom's in a sketchy area, you know, because it's like. You look like a flower, too. Like, a lot. A lot. But also you kind of look like a person. Cristina: Okay, but gloom is okay. Jack: You. Yeah, you get. Gloom is just a creature. Cristina: So if you're lucky and you evolve into something that looks humanoid, you're okay? Jack: Yes, 100%. You just lucked out by evolution. But the problem is, then your whole lineage must be protected so that you can get to where you're going. So I guess we have to weigh some of these. No, Blossom, because she looks so much like a flower, she's excluded and will just be a Pokemon. Cristina: Okay, so what if I want my Bulbasaur to water my. Whatever, my Bellossom? Jack: Well, that's just a turtle. That's an animal. You can get it. Do whatever you want. Cristina: Okay. So you can water her. Jack: You can water her. Cristina: Okay. 00:35:00 Cristina: And it's not wrong. Jack: And it's not wrong. And it's not weird or rape. It's nothing of the sort. Cristina: I'm just trying to water my plant. Jack: Criminals would also have preferred Pokemon. They probably opt into. And we would see this in a lot of places. Regions would have regions, jobs, different. Everything. Everything would have specialized Pokemon, you know? You know, think about how easy it would be to have power plants if you have electric Pokemon working there, generating electricity themselves. Cristina: And steel Pokemon, will they help? Jack: Probably for building things. Maybe they can pull really exaggerated loads of weight. Interesting. Interesting. Cristina: Well, then, if they would be helped like that, I guess Rock Pokemon, too. Jack: Yes, but also psychic Pokemon would literally be your employee at that time, moving things with their mind to help you build and lift even more. Cristina: They're way more helpful in, like, working with us than actually being pets. So I don't know if we should have Pokemon as pets. I think we'd do more if we were just like, let's work together and build and stuff. Jack: But, like, a fire dog is still a dog, you see. Like, it doesn't work anymore because you. Cristina: Can'T do anything with a fire dog. Jack: Yeah. Like, what the h*** are you going to do with a fire dog? Just treat it like a dog and. Cristina: Except you can't have Houndoom. Oh, man. Oh, he's evil. Jack: Yeah, he is. Cristina: He's just an evil dog. Oh, no. Jack: But our canine is a fire dog. Cristina: He's humongous. Jack: You couldn't. You could never. You could never have some of these cooler looking Pokemon in the real world. Cristina: Exactly. Jack: You would really. Cristina: You could have the baby version. Jack: You would have him on a farm. Cristina: Yes. Jack: He's like a giant. He's giant golden retriever. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And he's like a good 10ft tall. Well, sometimes. No, realistically, he could be like six feet tall on all four. Cristina: That's crazy. Jack: And that's huge. That's monstrously big. Cristina: Ridiculous. Jack: That's so inappropriately. But think. He's so. His fur is so cuddly. Cristina: Yes. He would feel like you could probably ride him around like neck like. Like your little dog or dogs. I don't know if people sleep with their dogs on their bed. Jack: He would be the size of your bed laying down. Cristina: Yeah. It's adorable. Jack: He would be the size of your bed. Cristina: He would be your bed. Jack: He would be your bed. Yeah. You could sleep on top of him. You wouldn't need the bed. Throw a blanket in on the corner of a room or something. He lays down and then you go and lay down on top of. Cristina: Oh, he's too huge though. Ridiculous. There. There's too. I don't know what Pokemon. Jack: All the small ones are easy. Like you could have a Pichu. Cristina: Okay, well then when it becomes a raichu. How big is that? Right. You. Jack: No, you choose not to evolve it or you gotta let it out. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Because that's pretty big. Well, then again, it says no, but that's just smaller than humans, so. Cristina: Right. You. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: Do you know what? What? How tall does it get? Jack: Three feet. Cristina: Okay. Jack: It's not that bad. Cristina: Okay, I guess. Okay, that's not bad. Jack: It's not bad. Cristina: But like a rat attack. That thing is huge, isn't it? Jack: It's still not like a human height. Cristina: Oh, how big is it? Jack: That's also like three feet. But then you can't have like Really? A Charizard is hard. A Blastoite is hard. These like giant Colossal Pokemon. Cristina: Charmeleon school. Jack: But he's on fire. You can't have that in your house. Anyways. Cristina: Charmeleon. No, I guess Charmander either. Bulbasaur is okay. Jack: Yeah. Squirtle. You can have most starting versions of Pokemon in your home, but it sucks. That's why you gotta get the out of the house if you want to be a trainer. Right. Because, well, you can have a bunch. And a bunch of them are going to get huge and you're not going to have that here. Cristina: So just gotta be A bunch of babies. Jack: They gotta be babies. You can't let them evolve because it wouldn't fit in your house. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: So you put them in a computer. Cristina: No, that's the worst. There's no computers. We did not invent the computer. Jack: I promise you. We would have invented the computer too. Cristina: No, that's the worst. That makes no sense. Jack: No, I'm sure they're keeping humans in that prison too. Cristina: It should be illegal. That's the prison. That's just a new prison system, is a computer. We don't have prisons. You just go into a computer. Jack: Well, no. Yeah. When we make that a prison for the humans. For criminals who are humanoid. Cristina: Okay. But actual humans. Jack: Well, humans too. Cristina: Okay. So then we would 00:40:00 Cristina: have to. Jack: Well, we are humanoid. Cristina: Exactly. So we're getting rid of the prison. Jack: Yeah. And putting us in computers that simulate our misery or whatever. Cristina: Okay. We're gonna make the Matrix. Jack: Yeah, we're gonna make the Matrix. I'm sure the Matrix is what's happening inside of a Pokeball. The Matrix is what's happening inside of Pokeball. No. Or is a state of not being. Is there nothing going on inside of a Pokeball? Because then it doesn't work as a prism if you're just not being and no time passes for you. Cristina: Like, I don't know. Jack: I think that's maybe what's happening. Cristina: I don't know. Because they don't act, like, horrified when they're out, like, how much no time. Jack: Has passed for them. Cristina: But when they realize time has passed, shouldn't that be horrifying the first time it happens? Will they be used? Like, how are they used to it? Jack: They're raised that way. Cristina: I don't know. Jack: That's why it's easier to catch younger Pokemon and harder to catch older ones because they're freaking out. The younger ones are like, what the f***'s happening? The older ones are, f*** that s*** up. Cristina: Okay, then that makes a little more sense. They're like, no, I don't want that. I know what's gonna happen. Jack: No, they don't know what's gonna happen. Cristina: Because they've never stayed in it. I don't know. It still doesn't make sense. No, no, no, no. That's horrible. Jack: Now, I have a note here that I find is funny because I was trying to think about the battling, and then next it. It just says, like, chicken fighting. Cristina: Like chicken fighting. Jack: That's basically what Pokemon battles are when you're doing it just for s**** and giggles, I guess. Cristina: Should we be throwing money in it. I guess we do throw money in it. Yeah. That will still be chicken fighting. Jack: It's chicken fighting. It's chicken fighting. We're enslaving humanoids and forcing them to fight. Like hobos for meat or something. Bro, what is happening in Pokemon? Cristina: I don't know. I mean, what if we split the money with the Pokemon? Would that make it more fair? Jack: You're making them fight for it and you're just taking what they earned. What the. Are you the fight handler? Yes. I guess you're just a fight promoter. Cristina: Yeah. Like when you have. You gotta battle with three Pokemon at the same time, you gotta help them decide what's the best. Jack: Why would they need. Cristina: I don't know. They need help deciding which move to make. Okay. Yeah. They would just stand there getting hit if you didn't tell them. Hey, dodge that hit. Jack: Yeah. No. 100%. It appears that all Pokemon have no sort of sense of drive of any sort. And they have a crazy sense of indecision. Cristina: Unless they're wild. That's the only time they know what to do. Jack: That's weird. We made them dumb. They're pugs. They're like pugs. Cristina: They become pugs once we catch them. Jack: They're just dumb and. Well, no, if they raise that way, because wild Pokemon that you do manage to catch sometimes still do whatever the they want because they know what to do. That's true dog life. Cristina: Okay? Jack: We make them dumb. We catch them and raise them like a stupid animal. It's like the difference between raising. Just bring a wolf home when it's a baby, raise that wolf, and then tell that wolf to go meet the wolves that grew up outside. They're gonna be like, you're retarded. Cristina: You can tell that wolf that you're retarded. Okay, yeah. Jack: You're dumb. You're dumb. Cristina: And that's why they need us to fight. And that's why dividing the money makes sense. Jack: Well, no, because those slaves don't get money. And those slaves are pets. They're animals. Cristina: There's no slaves. What are you talking about? In the game, sure, I guess they're slaves. But in ours, you wouldn't have. Jack: Machoke would not be fighting. No, he would have Pokemon he's using to fight. Cristina: Yes, but he would be splitting the money with those Pokemon. Jack: Why? Those are animals. You don't split your money with your horse now just because it's. Who pulled the people. That was your money. All you do is buy it. More hay and food. Cristina: Fighting is illegal. Isn't It. So we can't just have our Pokemon fight each other unless they're getting something from it. Jack: So is your argument that if we paid the chicken, it would be legal? Cristina: Yes, it would be more. Okay. Jack: Is paying the chicken the way to bring back chicken fighting? Cristina: Yes, I think so. Jack: Because it's not illegal chicken fighting. It's emotional chicken. Cristina: Exactly. Now he has a job. He's feeding his family. Jack: It's the logic behind p*** which is legal. Yes. Yes. A hundred percent. As long as it's being recorded. Yes, it's fine. Cristina: And they're getting paid and it's all. Yes, there are rules. That's how it works. I don't know. Yeah, 00:45:00 Cristina: it doesn't need to make a hundred percent sense. Everyone just has to agree to it. Jack: But in poor countries, people would still be chicken fighting. Pokemon fighting. Cristina: Yeah, they'll just keep the money themselves. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: Okay. Jack: But then, because they're animals, we're not Pokemon fighting. Basically, there's just like, ufc and Machoke is whooping a** like he's a Brazilian or something. Cristina: Well, no, because he wouldn't be fighting. He'd. Have you said he would be having Pokemon to fight? Jack: Well, no. UFC is just humans. Cristina: Oh, okay. So he can fight in the ufc. Yeah. Jack: Be fighting humanoids. Because he's not a Pokemon. That's where he would fight. Cristina: Yes, but maybe they'll have, like a class for every Pokemon or something. Class, too. He's. That. He's gotta be way heavier. Jack: He literally has powers. Cristina: Exactly. Although he probably can't use them. Jack: Oh, no. Cristina: But he's technically probably a wild Pokemon anyway. So he should be able to use it because no one owns him. Jack: No, he's just a person. Cristina: Exactly. So he should be able to fight like a wild type Pokemon. Jack: Well, that's not like a wild type Pokemon. It's really because he developed a sense of identity. We trained our Pokemon to do whatever we wanted to. Cristina: Yes. Jack: And we told them what to do, and they just do it. They're like dogs. Cristina: Yes, because he's not. Jack: He was raised. Yeah, but not because he's wild. Cristina: No. Jack: But rather he was raised like humans. You just do whatever you want, and I just do whatever I want. I didn't raise you to do only what I say. Cristina: Yeah. So, okay, then he. Yeah, he would just a person. Be able to fight. Jack: Yeah, he could easily go fight and he would just know what to do. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Probably no more than four moves. Cristina: Why do they only know formulas if. Jack: I think it's just up to the trainer's crappy Memory, Really? Cristina: Okay. I guess. Yeah. Like, some people probably just spam two moves. Who knows? Jack: Yeah. Like, you don't need a thousand things. Do the same four things over and over. Cristina: You'd be fine. Jack: Yeah, but so then UFC would have. Yeah. Divisions for. Because you couldn't. You couldn't realistically fight. You would die. Yeah. They got powers, man. So they would have to fight only their own, in their own weight class. There would be so many different species classes and weight classes within the species classes. Cristina: Yes. Jack: Whoa. UFC would be amazing. Cristina: We'd be tuning too much. We wouldn't be able to watch every episode. No, no, no. Jack: The crazy fights all the time. It's dope. And to be crossover things when possible, things that kind of scale, because, like, we're assuming all Pokemon that are no longer going to be referred to as Pokemon, but the humanoids would be stronger than, like, the heavyweight classes. Right. They're just way over that. So they would be exciting to watch like that. Like, just way over the scale. We're like, oh, heavyweight match. Cool, dope, crazy fight. But, like, macho fight. That's like. They could hit like a train. He could literally hit, like, if he was a train, and he's gonna hit another thing that could get hit by a train and be fine. Cristina: Yes. That's crazy. Jack: Like, that's way higher up of a weight class. Cristina: Yes. Yes. That works. Jack: That works. And I'm sure that there'd be infestations of Pokemon rats. Rats. There would be rat attackats everywhere on everything. They would be. No. Here's the f****** problem, dude. Birds would just stop. There'd only be Pokemon. There'd only be flying Pokemon. There wouldn't be birds. You know how big a feral Pokemon is? Even small Pokemon are huge. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: They're gonna eat all the birds. Cristina: Bugs would still be around. Jack: Bugs would be a problem. Cristina: Like human. I mean, not human bugs, but, you know, non Pokemon. Jack: Yeah. They'd be hard to get rid of. Cristina: Well, Sylvia, I think. Jack: But Pokemon bugs are going to be an issue. Cristina: Yes. Jack: If you don't like bugs, that's nightmare world to live in. Cristina: Especially, like, a hive of beedrills. How horrifying is that? Jack: You die. One stings you, you die. If you're human. The size of that bee. Cristina: Because, like, beetles are humongous if they have to. And they have that Pokemon that's like a queen bee, too. Like, are they living in hives? How big is that hive? That queen is kind of big. Those babies are kind of big babies. They're like. They're like Pikachu size, but they're still. That's a baby bee. Jack: No. Yeah, I know. We're talking that this bee is easily seven feet tall. Cristina: And then. Jack: Hives of these things. Cristina: And then how much is in a hive? Like, of hundreds. Hundreds of these tall beings. Like, they're living. It's probably like a tower made of honey or something that we just see. Jack: And 00:50:00 Jack: building. Cristina: That's where they are. We're gonna keep away from that. Jack: Yes, it's a building. But then again, those things are so big that either it's away from civilization out in the woods somewhere, which. Cool. Cristina: Yes. Jack: Or they're also just kind of living to a humanoid degree mentally, because they're so huge. Like, we can't stay out of each other's way. Then you just raise yourself around us, and then you're like the machoke. Cristina: Yeah, but they just have their own thing. Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. They can make their own home. Cristina: Horrifying still, because they're huge. Too many are too big. Jack: Too many, man. There's. Yes. All of the above. And that applies to so many Pokemon. So all these humanoid Pokemon would have to learn how to use money. The ones that lived in our societies. Cristina: Yes. And that's why we're paying them to fight each other. Jack: Well, they're just fighting the way humans are fighting. We're not paying the animal Pokemon. No, no. Cristina: So no chicken fighting. Jack: Only humanoid Pokemon get paid. Cristina: Okay, and those aren't Pokemon. Jack: They're just humanoids. Cristina: Yes, but we can't make our Pokemon fight each other. That's illegal. Jack: At least in this country. Okay, but there are countries where it's not. Cristina: Okay, but here, no. Jack: Here, no Pokemon fighting. Cristina: No Pokemon fighting. No battles. Jack: But the battles are going to be happening in third world countries for sure. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And on top of that, there's gonna be intentionally humanoid military operatives and animal Pokemon weapons. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Yeah. Armies of fire Pokemon running into enemy territory, using their fire ability to burn things down, being directed by humans and humanoids. Cristina: Mm. That's crazy. Can we do that? Jack: War would change so drastically. We literally have powers at this point. And there would be issues all the time. The moment somebody got a whiff, there's a. There's a legendary Pokemon with insurmountable amounts of power. Like a lot of countries, it's a race to the moon. Every time we hear about anyone about a legendary. Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Jack: Every country. Every country. Everybody. Cristina: I don't even know, like, these legendaries, they live in their own. They can make their own home outside of Earth. Can't they? Jack: Like, some of them. Cristina: Some of them are earthbound. Jack: Yeah. Like the ones that. Like the giant whale and the dino thing, like, the water and ground, those. Cristina: Are too dangerous to even be next to. They're huge also. Jack: Yeah. They cause tsunamis and earthquakes. Huge. Cristina: That's gonna be a problem. How is this not gonna turn into an apocalypse? Jack: Well, it would have been normal always. Cristina: Okay, that seems really dangerous. Jack: It would have been normal always. Otherwise we would have never gotten this far. If it was apocalyptic, we would have just never existed. Cristina: Okay. Jack: But we've made it here. Except society works with us today. Cristina: Yes. And we're only able to have some Pokemon test, but very few, so we'd. Jack: Have a lot more citizens. It's just weird. But then again, it's weird to think about, oh, there's a bunch of wild Machoke, but also, like, there's a bunch of wild humans. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Just out there being human. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: In the wild. Cristina: I mean, Macho will go to school with us and have jobs with us. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: 100. Jack: Even if they can't say anything but their own word. No, they would learn. I think they would learn because Meowth proved that. Yeah, he just practiced. Cristina: Yeah. And there's no reason why he would learn English from saying meow all the time. Like, if he can do it, they can all do it. Doesn't make sense. Jack: The police would be racist to other humanoids. 100%. Cristina: The police. Yeah, human, please. Jack: Oh, human police is gonna be racist to humanoids? To be fair, even if we let them into our society because they're humanoid, we would still treat them like lesser people. Cristina: For fact, even if they spoke English. Jack: Even if they spoke English. Cristina: I guess. Jack: It would go like this. White people treat everybody like crap. Then black people are gonna treat everybody. They're gonna be cool with the Pokemon, but not cool with the white people. Cristina: And then. Jack: How would this break down socially? Because it's. What 00:55:00 Jack: is it? The minorities? No, I guess it. No, it really breaks down to the following. The Pokemon that behave like white people will side with white people. And the Pokemon that behave like black people would side with black people. And the Pokemon that behave like middle. Like there's Middle Eastern behaving Pokemon. Cristina: Okay. What? Jack: Yeah. And racism would distribute itself like this. Cristina: You're saying there's Pokemon that act like different races? Jack: Yeah, there's Pokemon that have, like, racial biases attached to them. Some of the psychic Pokemon, if you look at Alakazam, always doing very Indian poses and always dressing in, like, old, ancient, wise India man or Chinaman, who knows? So he's this very specific area. A cliche character of it. Even how his eyes are formed, all of it is a giant cliche of this region. The people from those regions would be fine with this Pokemon, and they would prefer that humanoid Pokemon over some other humanoid Pokemon over, like, a Machoke that just looks like an American. Cristina: He looks like an American. Jack: He's too beefy. He's been eating too well. Cristina: Okay. Jack: You know. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And we would prefer Machoke to Alakazam just because we're racist. Cristina: Okay, that makes sense. Jack: That would happen to all Pokemon that are humanoid. We would just racially align with more of them or species. Ly. It would still be racially. We would still have race that crosses boundaries within these collectives, because species is not race. Cristina: So are you gonna. Jack: I guess culture is what we're talking about. Cristina: We're calling them. But are we gonna be calling them the race or culture that they're a part of? Jack: I guess we would call them. Interesting. That's weird. I guess we would be calling them part of the culture that they're part of. It's weird, right? Because you can be a Alakazam from India. You're Indian just because you're from India. That's also part of not just your nationality, but your culture is Indian. So you're an Alakazam raised in India. I'm sure that's different than an Alakazam raised in the United States. Behaviorally, very different. Cristina: Yes, it would be. Jack: Yeah, yeah, it would be. Now, on average, where a Pokemon is from is where its behavior is going to line up to the most. And a region where this Pokemon is really common. Well, that's an Indian Pokemon. Cristina: Okay, so you're saying Pokemon are going to be spread out. Like actual animals are spread out in. Jack: The world and like people. Cristina: Yeah, and people. Yes. Okay. Like certain types of animals. Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, maybe some are everywhere. Like Pidgeys. Cristina: Yeah. Because they can fly anywhere. Jack: Yeah. But then there's some that are just confined to where they're from. Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Jack: But the humanoids travel more. And also there's some Pokemon that can't go anywhere even if you're humanoid. There's gonna be some Pokemon that are. Cristina: Humanoid and just struggle and to stay where they're at. Jack: Yeah, they have to stay where they're at because other environments would be dangerous. Cristina: What do you think Snorlax is? I don't think he's humanoid. Is he? Jack: No, he's not humanoid. Cristina: That's just a bear. Jack: I think that's a bear. I think he is a bear. He's a hibernating bear. Cristina: Oh, okay. Jack: I never thought about it. Cristina: It's a bear. Jack: I'm just fascinated by how these panda. How this race problem is gonna break because are we gonna think about it like color? A lot of people literally devolve to color and would say lighter skin, white, darker skin, person of color. Cristina: There's no white skinned Pokemon. Jack: No. But then how do we. Because we're gonna. We're human. We're gonna be racist. Cristina: Oh, so we're just gonna call them whatever color they are? Jack: Like. Well, no, the question is how would we do it Racist to them? Cristina: I don't. Jack: Not just human racism. Cristina: Yeah, but how would. Jack: Because we can't. Cristina: Okay. Okay. Jack: Unless we're like, well, you stupid blue Pokemon. Cristina: I guess we could do that. Why not? Well, we'll invent words. Jack: Call them an ink stain. Cristina: An ink. Yes, like that. Jack: You ink. Cristina: That sounds awful. What is that supposed to be too like a poison type Pokemon? I don't understand. Jack: No, it's just any blue Pokemon. It's racism. Cristina: Okay. Jack: It's Pokemon whose skin is blue. Okay, you ink. Cristina: But ink can be blue, black, red. Jack: It's blue. Because pens. 01:00:00 Jack: Even if pens could be black, the common use for pen. You think is blue. Oh, call them an ink. Cristina: That's awful. Okay, that works. I guess. Jack: I guess, like how would we. I'm sure we would be racist because we cannot discriminate because they're still humanoid. We would find other ways to be a*******. We just do that. Cristina: Yeah. So we call them names. Yeah. Jack: The psychic Pokemon would also be translators. Cristina: Yes. Jack: I mean, great profession. They could translate between any two given languages. They're psychic. They're not even really using words. You're hearing it on words. Cristina: They could just lie to you too. But unless that's more like an evil psychic than you control society easily. Would you trust that psychic Pokemon would. Jack: Be running the world? If anything, there'd be nobody who can move outpacing them. We would be the second rate citizens. Cristina: Yes. I think psychic could be above. Jack: Yeah. We couldn't do anything. Cristina: We're normal time. Jack: They would be the nobility. They'd be royalty. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And then we're just. We're still human. We're second most dangerous. And probably they just ignore us. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Because what are we gonna do to them? Cristina: I think so psychic is a little too above. I don't know. Jack: Psychic who think at a human level. Because you can be psychic, have psychic abilities and not be super intelligent. So if you're raised in the wild and you just got psychic powers. You're probably using it in different ways. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Versus a refined individual. I guess it really comes. No, but they would have figured it out. They would have made society themselves. There must be really hyper intelligent Pokemon too. Cristina: I wonder who would that be? Jynx? Jack: Jinx. Cristina: She lives in a cave, doesn't she? What is she supposed to be? I don't know. Jack: That's a racist Pokemon. Okay, well, that's basically the black woman in a dress, the Pokemon. And then they made her purple because she was black. Originally it was blackface. It was blackface, the Pokemon. Cristina: Okay. But with very blonde hair. Yeah, but she's a psychic type, right? Jack: She's the psychic type. Cristina: Oh. Would she be above us, or do you think she's not? Jack: It depends on intellect. I don't know. I don't know. Is that Pokemon? If it's raised in a cave, it's not. Cristina: Okay. Where's Mr. Mime found? Also in a cave. I don't know. Jack: Yes. It's weird that they just hang out in caves or cavemen. Cristina: That's scary. Jack: We can raise them to be just as intelligent as we are, so they need us anyways. There's no Pokemon that just went out and built society. Cristina: Munchups. No. I don't know what in Pokemon in general, like. Jack: No. I mean, yeah, it would have to be, right? Unless Pokemon really went out and did it. But there has to be, like, a Pokemon that went out and made a society, and it's just those Pokemon living in pain, Right? Cristina: Mm. Jack: But no. Cristina: Why? Jack: I don't know why the f***. It's never happened in the shows or whatever. Not that I know. Cristina: Not that you know of. Yeah, I know. Jack: If it's been a very long time. Cristina: It could be so. Jack: Last time I saw Ash was going to the Orange Islands. Cristina: I don't even know what that is. Jack: That was like 2003. Cristina: Oh. But like, what's that in generations? I guess two Pokemon. Two. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Jack: And what generation are we on? 9? 10? Cristina: 20? No, 12. I don't know. Jack: I don't know how anybody keeps up with any of this. Cristina: I don't know. I hardly know the Pokemon. I know. Jack: Would there be any Pokemon in the medical field? Cristina: Chansey? Jack: The medical field would be destroyed. There'd be mostly Pokemon in the medical field. It would. Humans wouldn't be allowed to be Pokemon. You would raise non humanoid Pokemon with the explicit purpose of using their healing ability and recovering people. Absolutely. We'd live to Forever. Cristina: I don't. Okay. Jack: Everybody's hella healthy. Cristina: Has healing abilities, though. Jack: Hella chancy. Cristina: Okay, so just chassis. Okay. Jack: Yeah. There's a bunch of Pokemon that can do things like that. Cristina: Like that. I don't know. I mean, they could heals. Heal themselves. Jack: Anybody who learns. Anybody who can learn a Heal for the party. Cristina: For the party. What move is that? Jack: I don't know. Cristina: There is a move like that, though. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: It was the party. Not just yourself. Jack: Yeah. It heals other members in your party. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And so that would. That guy would be in the medical field for. For a fact. Cristina: Yes. Jack: And one that heals. Well, itself. Great fighting. That's a UFC fighter. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Great. Also great for firefighting. Cristina: Yeah. 01:05:00 Jack: For war. Cristina: Heal itself, I guess. Jack: Any Pokemon that can heal itself. Cristina: How many Pokemon heal themselves? I mean, besides, like. I can only think of, like the grass type Pokemon that still helps the help of others to heal themselves type of thing. Jack: Or rest. Cristina: Or rest, I guess. Rest. The psychic, Right. Jack: Yeah. What is roost Flying. Cristina: Oh. Jack: But it doesn't matter what they are. The point is they can recover it. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And if they can recover, they have purposes that you could put them in dangerous situations and they'd be fine. Cristina: They can't be pets, can they? Jack: A lot of them can. Why can't they be pets? Cristina: Because, like, Chansey kind of seems like a smart. Jack: Well, okay. The same rule. If she can outsmart an ape, then you're too human. Cristina: Yeah. Like, she's got a career. Why are we keeping her as a pet? Jack: Unless she's raised in the wild and is just an animal. Cristina: Why is she raised in the wild? Jack: Because I'm sure there's many that are just out in nature. Cristina: Okay. Okay. Jack: Anyways. Anyways, that's just what I wanted to talk about. Take a weird look at what it would be like if Pokemon were real. Because of potty training? Cristina: Because of hobby training. I'm very confused about potty training. I just. I don't think it's worth having a Pokemon. Jack: I mean, a bunch of Pokemon like. Cristina: Or, like, just have one. Like, there wouldn't. There's no chance of having six or seven or whatever. Jack: Depends on the Pokemon. Cristina: You think there's some that learn quicker than others? Jack: Yeah, for sure. And there are some that are tiny enough so they're not a problem. Cristina: Yeah. You have, I guess, your whole pack of those. Jack: Realistically. Cristina: I think realistically everyone just have one. Jack: If Pokemon showed up today and most of them just minded their business and we caught what we could and fit them into These homes we would like. A lot of Pokemon are removed from what we could have. It would just be the small ones. Cristina: The small ones. But I think everyone would just be okay with having one. I don't think anyone really needs more than one. Jack: Unless we had that find your friends. If we had that machine system, we would become soulless real quick. Cristina: Okay, but let's pretend no computer. No computer that traps anyone. Jack: It wouldn't just be one, but, like, you could have one. Most people would have one. Cristina: I think most people. I think it would be one or two actual pets. Like, some people have one, some people have two. But, like, it's reasonable. Jack: There's crazy cat ladies who have many. Cristina: Yeah. And there's that. But that's not. Jack: And Farms will literally have many. Cristina: Yeah. But most people averagely one to three. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: And then there's always the person that's a little bigger. Jack: The bigger it is, the less likely you'd have another. Cristina: Yeah. So pretty basic. Jack: Makes sense. Cristina: I don't think 7. 6. Is it 6 too much? Jack: If they were small, they're small. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: It's like having six gerbils isn't crazy. Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jack: I mean, it still sounds kind of like a lot, but. Cristina: Yes, because they're not gonna be that small. Jack: I wonder if. No, there's a couple of Pokemon that actually start really tiny. Cristina: Like Pichu that you saw, you know, even smaller. Like. Jack: Like an inch. There's Pokemon start like an inch big. Cristina: Well, it's an inch. What Pokemon? Jack: Top of my head. I don't know, but. Cristina: Oh, that tiny spider. There's a tiny spider. The electric spider. He's tiny. Jack: Well, yeah, there's a bunch of Pokemon to start off really tiny. Cristina: Okay. But that guy is like a flea size. Jack: Oh, well, he's literally a flea. Cristina: Oh, okay. Well, no, it's a spider. Jack: Yeah, I think it's a. It's a tick, actually. Cristina: Oh, it's a tick. Jack: But anyways. Anyways, if you guys have any idea as to what would fit Pokemon or what weird thing would obviously occur if Pokemon showed up. Cristina: Yes. Is watering your Pokemon with another Pokemon. Jack: Inappropriate If they look humanoid? It looks like sex. Too much. Okay, but tell us. Going to go into our socials and tell us if it's inappropriate or not. If your water Pokemon, who's male looking and just a buff guido, decides to water your female Pokemon who is made curvy and voluptuous for some reason. Cristina: Why is she female? What if. Why is it not a man that looks like a pretty lady? I don't understand. Jack: I wonder if that Pokemon comes male. Cristina: That could. Jack: If it does come now male. Is that. Is that more. Is that just like a drag queen or something? Is that the equivalent of a gay. Cristina: Okay. Because it's a guy watering a guy flower. Jack: No, if the guy. If the same flower that's a sexy, voluptuous lady was just male. Cristina: I guess it's. Jack: That's the equivalent of like a gay dude. Cristina: No, it's. I don't know. No, I don't know. It looks like a flower. That flower looks like something. Someone. Mosquito. Tuskeedo. Jack: What? Cristina: Crap. Jack: From what? Cristina: Sailor Moon Mosquito mask. Tusketo mask. Jack: No, I don't know. Who cares? I don't know the name of it. Cristina: But the guy. Yes, the guy with a mask. Jack: Yes. Anyways, you guys can talk to us on our socials. Oscar Pod. That's on what? TikTok, on X. Cristina: Instagram. Jack: Instagram. All the socials. 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Rambling 287: Lamia

Who is the Greek Mistress Lamia? What is the narrative surrounding her death? What is the truth surrounding her death? The duo unpack the mythology of an interesting creature known as Lamia, a mistress of a Greek God and what really unfolded with their affair.

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Rambling 279: Stonehenge

Why does Stonehenge look so familiar? Who built this interesting structure? What was its ultimate purpose? The duo accidentally stumble upon Stonehenge while investigating cold spots for paranormal activity. Between familiar designs to identical functions, the similarities and purpose of this place becomes way more obvious than could have ever been anticipated. 

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Rambling 227: The Wheel of Fame

Who is the most famous person? What does it mean to be famous? Can it be ranked? The duo create a tier list in order to better understand degrees of fame following the previous week’s discussion on the same topic. 

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  • Local Fame
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  • Wheel of Fame

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Rambling 222: Problematic Time Travel

Can time paradoxes be fixed? How would they be fixed? And would solving the paradoxes then suggest time travel is possible? The duo ramble on about time travel and attempt to patch the holes in time travel paradoxes.

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  • Grandfather Paradox
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Rambling 221: Fast Family vs John Wick

Is John Wick fast enough? Is the Fast Family clever enough to evade an undying will? Time travel? Continuing an off-mic discussion, the duo begin their movie directing careers. Their first project is a John Wick Fast and Furious crossover. Learn the entire plot to ‘2F v W’ as told by the directors.

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  • Family
  • How to Kill John Wick
  • Time Travel
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Rambling 208: Death Rituals

What happens to 2022 after it dies? What do we do with its body? Where does its boring soul go? The duo pick apart the funeral traditions from around the world and many beliefs of the afterlife in order to predict what will happen to the now gone year.

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  • The Afterlife
  • Handling Corpses
  • The Tower of Silence
  • Death
  • Resurrection
  • Immortality

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Rambling 204: Cryostasis Christmas Present

Is cryostasis possible? Will the technology to properly manage it ever be perfected? Will Santa explain the origin of his “magic?” The duo compose a plan to simultaneously get ahold of Jesus Christ and Santa Clause with one absurdly intricate, highly convoluted, and mostly unnecessary plan.

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  • The Cryonics Institute
  • Jesus Christ
  • Time Machine
  • Technology of the Future
  • Santa Clause

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Rambling 194: Sweaty Fart Socks

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  • Selling Fart Aroma
  • Sweaty Sock Vendor
  • Starting OnlyFans
  • Multiverse Farts
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Rambling 193: Words and Stuff

Who decided what words mean? Why do those people have the right? Why is communication so difficult? And how come strangers want to flash us instead of talking to us? The duo unpack language and all its quirky little features relative to today’s society!

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Topics Discussed:

  • Chatroulette
  • The Internet
  • The Rules of English
  • How Language Works
  • Webster’s Dictionary
  • Urban Dictionary
  • Amnesia
  • Multiple Personalities
  • Anime Tropes
  • Soap Operas
  • Perfect Communication

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Rambling 180: Original Hosts

Before the clones took over the show, why were the original hosts so valuable to the Illuminati? Does the portal in Cristy’s backyard have something to do with their disappearance or early demise? The duo investigates the original two hosts they were cloned from and questions why the events of the show have turned out as they have, ultimately landing them at a conclusion they’d never expected!

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Topics Discussed:

  • Time Travel
  • Illuminati Clones
  • Conspiracy Theories
  • Original Show Hosts
  • -Nazi Germany
  • Prodigy 16 Year Old
  • Genetic Manipulation

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Rambling 177: Tying Up Listeners

Can a knife make any situation scary? What is the definition of alien? And what’s the best way to lasso someone? The duo goes into detail explaining how to best tie up new listeners and force them to listen, but it must be accomplished with a rope. Knife is optional.

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Topics Discussed:

  • Tying Up New Listeners
  • Perspectives Changing with a Knives
  • Where Best to Capture a Listener
  • Time Travel to the 80s
  • VCR
  • Fight Club
  • Simulating a Universe
  • Aliens
  • Archive 81 Spoilers
  • Reptilians

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Rambling 170: Becoming Woke

Why did Will Smith slap Chris Rock? How is it related to Russia invading Ukraine? Are blue haired non-binary leftist overweight screaming XX chromosome individuals to blame for both of these things? And what is the solution to all these problems? The duo explore how Woke Leftism is the only morally correct path, and decide that eradicating all XX chromosome individuals is the only way to make the WMBA great!

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Topics Discussed:

  • Being Woke
  • Political Distraction
  • The Slap
  • Smoke and Mirrors
  • Leftism
  • Trans Women Superior to Biological
  • WMBA
  • How to become a Woke Leftist

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Rambling 165: Society's Need for Attention

Is there even a war going on? Did the singularity already happen? Is our technology just an artificial super-intelligence manipulating our every move and controlling society as a whole? The answer to this and numerous other disturbing questions are uncovered in this episode as the duo aims to get to the bottom of some of life’s most pressing issues.

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Topics Discussed

  • War Conspiracies
  • Bored of Covid
  • Addictive Technology
  • Singularity Happened
  • Chasing Fame
  • Need for Attention
  • Darwinism
  • Standing Out and Blending In
  • #MeToo Violates Nature
  • Bill Cosby is Evil
  • Criminal vs Mental Health Issue
  • Understanding Evolution
  • Human Extinction
  • Everything Based on Everything
  • Hitler vs Cosby

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Rambling 164: World Adrenochrome War III

Is the United States a hypocrite for accusing Russia of being evil for doing to Ukraine the same thing they planned to do to North Korea and for the same reason? Is this entire crisis another ploy by the gods to milk fear from the population in order to sustain their life force? Do Bigfoot poop babies have the same abilities as Bigfoot Adrenochrome creatures? Just as the beginning stages of world war III begin to show, the duo answer many long time questions, report some mistakes, some successes and unpack the crisis happening overseas with the right news! The Good ole illuminati way!

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Topics Discussed

  • Russia/Ukraine Crisis
  • United States Hypocrisy
  • Propaganda News Media
  • U.S. to North Korea/Russia to Ukraine
  • Weapons of Mass Destruction
  • Soldiers from Afghanistan to Ukraine
  • U.S. Sanctions on Russia
  • Does U.S. Care About Any Lives?
  • China vs India
  • Adrenochrome Resource
  • Gods Starving
  • Bigfoot Rapes Jack
  • New Groundhog Weather God
  • Human Magic Mind

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Rambling 159: Biden Stops the Holocaust

Is the Moon made of cheese? Is Biden worse than Hitler? Did Hitler even do anything wrong? What the hell is the Holocaust anyway? And why don’t we call it The Milking Way Galaxy instead? The Duo unpack the Second World War and the time-traveling that lead to it in the first place, along the way learning the truth about our galaxy and more. What we learn about Biden, Trump and Hitler in this episode will change how we all look at WWII!

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Topics Discussed

  • Things More Important than the Holocaust
  • What is Real?
  • Cheese Moon
  • Cosmic Cow
  • The Milking Way Galaxy
  • That Time Hitler Saved Earth
  • Hitler the Hero
  • The Third Rake and the Grass Cult
  • Hitler is Trump’s Fault
  • Is Biden Worse than Hitler?
  • Time Travel Paradoxes
  • Trump’s Time Travel
  • Cheese Gas

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Rambling 158: Gatekeeper Penguins

How does Martin Luther King Jr. Relate to Penguins? How do penguins relate to Flat Earth? Was Malcolm X more right than Doctor King? And where do penguins come from? Are they fairies? The upcoming Penguin Day and MLK Day get the duo excited to discuss the connection between the two and how both Penguins and Martin Luther King Jr. affected the world for the better or the worse.

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Topics Discussed:

  • MLK Day
  • Hitler Day
  • War Reenactment
  • Everyone Rapes
  • Flat Earth vs Round Earth
  • Lyndon Johnson
  • Arctic
  • Penguin Fairies
  • Climate Change
  • Spacetime Portal
  • MLK vs Malcolm X

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Rambling 156: 2021 Apocalypse Review

New Year, new us. The clone duo discuss major events from 2021 and review the year as a whole, from tragedies, mass shootings, political disputes and an ever evolving virus to advancements in science and space exploration. Additionally, the show is officially introducing itself as ‘Rambling’ to differentiate itself from ‘Just Conversation’ where guests are brought on to have a discussion.

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Topics Discussed:

  • Bill Nye: The Extinction Entity
  • The End is Bill Nye
  • January 6th Insurrection
  • WallStreetBets vs Wall Street
  • Cold Bernie
  • Biden Hates Blacks
  • Texas Winter Storm
  • Super Straight
  • Vaccine Rollout
  • Asian Lives Matter
  • Legalized Marijuana
  • Mass Shootings
  • Volcano
  • Covid Variants
  • Military Withdraw
  • Terrorist Country

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JCP 5.10 Conspiracy Beer Me & The Zoo Hypothesis

Guest Justin Scranton, host of the Conspiracy Beer Me podcast, join Jack for an in depths discussion on conspiracy theories and how it affects the culture at large. Picking apart everything from the Mandela Effect to the elitist effort of suppressing knowledge from the masses and manipulate an ever growing population. This deep dive opens a can of worms into the psychology of society and the relationship to conspiracy theories.

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Topics Discussed

  • Cult of Conspiracy Believers
  • Listening More than Talking
  • Equality or Revenge
  • Miseducating the Population
  • CIA Creating Fake News
  • Covid, Metaverse and the Matrix are Related
  • Choosing the Blue Pill
  • The Journey is the Goal
  • Skateboarding and Stand-Up Similarities
  • Lost Knowledge or Alien Tech?
  • Non-Carbon Based Life
  • Sentient Robots
  • Virtual Reality Over Base Reality
  • Underground Civilizations

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