Rambling 257: As it Stand 2 Part 2

What have we discovered as of late? How does it help us understand the true power of the Elysians and the scale of Elfame? And how do we fit into this bigger picture? The duo do a catch-up summary to catch people up on how things stand as of now with our years of research.

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Topics Discussed:

  • Elysians
  • Naga
  • Garden of Eden
  • Shadow Gods
  • Nephilim
  • Magic Weapons
  • Necromancy
  • Refuge Cities
  • Philosopher’s Stones

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And today we have a continuation. We were reviewing last week, last year, the year, the things we've discussed, the informations we've gathered. A year very focused on the Alicians. Actually it's been like two years, but whatever. Very focused on the Alicians, on the sea, people, on Elfame, on Shadow. It's been something like, like a year and a half or so.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: This is. It just kept caving into itself. It's like, how the h*** is this even happen? But as it kept caving in, we learned more information which helped us know what to look for. And then we'd find more things which would inform us, but also give us some more information to know what to look for. It's a weird perpetual loop to the point that we've made it to the fact that there apparently seems to be scientific advancements in ancient advanced societies that allow not only crossing between different realms and dimensional rifts, but also across space, Dyson spheres and whatnot. There's a lot going on. So last week we were actually going through everything we've collected. We couldn't get actually through everything, so we stopped halfway because we're already one hour and like 20 minutes in or some, I'm not even sure. But anyways, in doing so, we summarize the first half and we land at Lilith, who was a weird, complicated situation that to this day we don't know much about. We just know that she worked with Eloi and got. She left when her rights were restricted. Or was it the other way around? She left? Yeah, she left when her rights were restricted, from when Eloi restricted her rights, when she used the Philosopher Stone Adam without it being the moment for that. And then she shows up again for the creation of Jesus, along with the other individuals there that weren't there when she was there before. Weird thing going on.

Cristina: She leaves again and then she leaves.

Jack: Again, leaving to join the shadow gods in the shadow realm along with Lucifer, who is the head pioneer, who leaves after his argument with Jehovah and Samael, who is essentially Lilith's tale and also a particularly weird individual who has both changed himself and other people around him. Because.

Cristina: Why? Not. Because science.

Jack: Science, Ultimately, that's what the Sunrise is up to.

Cristina: Yes, science.

Jack: Why'd they do it because science just seems like it. Just seeing if I can. So following that train of thought and that logic, we would have finished last week on the Garden of Eden as Lilith is leaving. And we would be entering the Shadow Gods as Lilith arrives. And she arrives with her boss Lucifer and her croony Samael to join the clusterfuck. So let us begin. The Shadow Gods is the name of the gods, quote Gods, unquote. The research team from the Shadow realm, which consists of quite a plethora of interesting characters. We got Lilith, Samael, Lucifer, baal, Ballas as Medeus, Fine, Balam, Zagan, Belial, Azazel, Abraxas, a bunch of highly important, not important, A bunch of people. A bunch of people. Some of them are important. Let's quickly go down this list of individuals. The fast summarized version we got Lilith, who seems to have existed both for Loi and during Jehovah, two different time periods. We don't know exactly how she figures into a lot of this. She seems to be everywhere, nowhere, simultaneously. Meanwhile, Samael the weirdo, he helped Lucifer by providing his DNA to Lucifer, who had come up with an interesting way of crossing the physiology of a shadow individual and then moving it into using the DNA. And the physiology of Samael, who is an Elysian, was capable of essentially replicating Samael's body and either merging his current body with it, or moving his essence into it, or his mind. I don't really know how this works. We just know that he looks identical to Samael. Okay, Lucifer, we know he looks identical.

Cristina: To Samael, but Samael now looks like.

Jack: A snake person because he himself then altered himself using the very method taught to him by Lucifer to turn Lucifer from a shadow to an Earthling. That same process was used by Samael using Naha's physiology in order to move over from being an Elysian into being a Naga. So experiments galore. This is a freaking weird individual. He seems to not be based or grounded in any manner, shape or form. He's okay with seemingly whatever on himself or anyone else. He doesn't care. Yeah, it seems very neutral. But then this takes us to the Big Kahuna, Lucifer, the big baddie. But in reality, it just seems, based on the text we've read and the discussions we've had, that he's just the guy who has a little bit of ignorance on his side because he really, really, really. He has a little bit of ignorance and a lot of hope for something. Yeah. And it's when we really break it down, I'm usually the Guy who, like, at least biblically, it looks like Lucifer wants to help the people and God doesn't necessarily. But according to this, it kind of works in a way where you feel you understand.

Cristina: Lucifer, but you know, you also see how.

Jack: You see why Jehovah's not wrong.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's. You are sacrificing the innocence in the hopes that you will come up with another one of us as opposed to let them get there and stop completely extincting civilizations.

Cristina: Yeah. Because it looks like we are getting there. It looks like he was right.

Jack: Yeah. Jehovah was correct because we are getting there. Lucifer wanted to share, and that was really the breaking point between these two individuals and why Lucifer left in the first place. First, he wanted to share the technology with anybody. That proved dangerous and wrong. And a lot of people got hurt and a lot of people died. Entire civilizations ceased existing. We can trace the clusterfuck of them around the equator, the old equator. And then we have the fact that some did survive and did advance and did get complicated. And Lucifer envisions that being more possible with time and probably is, considering it did happen. But you'd have to work on the delivery method and to make sure that. But then you'd be wasting resources on figuring out this entire plot in order to then start bringing up. And it's like a useless venture. This could take thousands of years to figure out how to get a primitive group of people to fully comprehend something absurdly advanced.

Cristina: You don't think he's still working on something like that?

Jack: Who, Lucifer?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Could totally be. It could totally be. I have not the slightest clue. But at this point back then he definitely wasn't. He was just hoping for the best and down to crack some eggs in order to. And Jehovah wasn't. It's like this is not a real fair exchange. We are at a. Essentially Vulcan, which is we're at a place where we're two set. We can watch and we can stop them from hurting themselves on the way up. But there's nothing we could do to bring them up because we are too far ahead. They just don't grasp it. And the few that do were exceptions. They were exceptions.

Cristina: Interesting, because he could be doing the same thing in the Shadow Realm and there could be like an extinction happening there because of him. We have no idea.

Jack: No idea. Especially with how little we get from the Shadow Realm information on people or things or anything. So it's really, really difficult. But other individuals of note that exist within the Shadow Gods, we have baal, who is A military general and responds directly to Lucifer. We have Balleth, which is the mathematician familiar with both Earth and deletion technology and worked with an Earthling conducting theoretical research. And his. Yeah, and his knowledge of the scientific method, mathematics and Elysian and Earthling technology makes him quite ideal for the group. Because of what we find out in the future from that episode, which is, it seems. Which we started figuring out there. It seems to be a pattern that the goal is to merge different mediums or master all of them for some greater purpose. It requires them.

Cristina: Yes. All those three things. And some other random thing that I don't remember what it was.

Jack: Another thing.

Cristina: Yes. That they. The really high powered. I don't know what to call them. Necromancies.

Jack: Necromancer.

Cristina: Necromancer, yeah. Remember? I can't remember the last thing. It was three things and something else. I just can't remember that. Something else. It didn't relate to the three, but it had to be part of it somehow. We just couldn't figure out what because there was no information on it. You don't remember that?

Jack: I don't. I don't at all. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cristina: I think that was for the Halloween episode. I'm not sure. No, I don't think so. I don't remember when we talked about it.

Jack: But you remember that we talked about something that you don't remember what we talked about?

Cristina: No. When? I don't remember when specifically.

Jack: Okay, then what did we talk about?

Cristina: It. But you were talking about this greater power of how they're able to use portals, which for some reason is Fairy. Portals move. They're not stable. So necromancers have figured out how to.

Jack: Actually, no, you're totally wrong. It's not fairy portals. Fairies don't need portals.

Cristina: That doesn't matter. Portals. Yeah.

Jack: Portals move because earthrealm and Shadow Realm are connected.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so if you move the entryway in earthrealm. Well, the entryway is literally connected to the exit way. They are one place, but it moves. It moves.

Cristina: So you need a necromancer.

Jack: Well, necromancers just know the trick. You don't need a necromancer.

Cristina: Okay. But yes, they know the trick.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What are the things that they learn?

Jack: They learn to move through Elfam.

Cristina: No, I guess. What do they have to learn to become a necromancer?

Jack: Oh, there's a. Oh, yeah, we're gonna get to that. That's hella in the. That's happened so recently, as opposed to the order we're going in. Oh, like, we'll eventually get there. Okay, we're still talking about the Shadow Gods. We have not even gotten to the magical weapons, the Nephilim. We've not like.

Cristina: Okay, let's go back in time.

Jack: Yeah, there's just. We just basically jumped to where we would end this episode.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah. Okay, that's because we just got necromancers, and then we immediately got to Santa Claus.

Cristina: That's weird. That's a weird connection. But. Okay, let's go back in time.

Jack: Anyways, Asmodeus is a zoologist and one of the great important individuals within the group we have, and one of the people who knows how to use a philosopher. So I'm helping in. Let me see. He is recruited to assist in research and to conduct special research into how to create a Philosopher's Stone from Shadow creatures. Then we have vine, which is a meteorologist, one of the few beings in the entire Shadow Realm capable of understanding and predicting erratic nature of Shadow Realm weather patterns, which becomes useful when you need to actually test some things out, and you cannot, because you have no idea what the is happening at any moment. And this guy seems to have the ability to predict it, thus creating the capacity for experimentation as opposed to. Well, we can again today, because whatever weather thing is stopping it, you just know that day is good.

Cristina: Okay, so many random people.

Jack: Okay, there's a bunch. We have Balam, which is, you know, just your normal standard edition gin. And he is an engineer recruit to the Shadow Gods for his advanced knowledge in engineering. And he managed to replicate Elysian technology, cloaking specifically being the most important. And Shadow technology. And he knows how to detect hidden technology, which makes him quite the problem. So Elysian cloaking stops mattering and ceases to exist because of this individual figuring out these nifty tricks.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then we have Zagan. Another Gin. Or Zagan. Zagon, whatever you want to call him. Another gin. And he is quite a problem. Described as a violent genius and known for his use of Earth Realm metals to create Shadow Realm weapons, which he uses to perform criminal acts. And he. He also understands how to merge Shadow and Earth technologies, which made him a valuable seek for the team and made Lucifer particularly interested, which immediately made us look at like, hold on, there's something about this f******. This random guy. Just because he can put things together, you value him above everything else you got going on around you. All the capacities, all the abilities. The note I find about you, Lucifer, is how you've taken to favor. And this Individual skill set that immediately makes us look in that direction. And why do you need somebody who can merge these two technologies or at least the knowledge of it? I don't know if the merging is the important part, but I know you need somebody who at least knows the information. But for what?

Cristina: For what?

Jack: Palau is a weird one. He went rogue during the Aletian Greco War. Responsible for leading a charge that took the lives of thousands of Greek civilians. Him and his men were arrested following these events. It's unknown how he got freed from his life sentence in Elysium, but he escaped and went to the Shadow Realm using non cough, which eventually joined the Shadow Gods. So on I'm. He's doing what he is the individual who is a soldier, essentially war criminal. But his ruthlessness has gotten him to join. This is Balio. Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then we get to some more important people. Probably what we would deem the most important, minus the fact that Lucifer had a favor for one specific guy. But this is number two on Lucifer's list. Which again brings us into the why.

Cristina: Who's his number one?

Jack: His number one. Well, his number one is Lilith. But the number one trait he is looking for comes from battle, from Zagon actually, because Zagon can merge text and that just immediately came valuable to him. But Azazel is the other individual. And Azazel is quite the complexity. Azazel is an earthling and an Elysian. He's considered a genius among Elysians and himself was a prisoner who was incarcerated for impregnating non Aletians, specifically an Egyptian women. Now this is a particular individual, in doing so violated the laws of Elysium, which include not mating with non Elysian women, if you are an Elysian. So mating with non Elysians, illegal. So he went to jail for that. Now, the result of Alicians mating with humans, as we found out, is to create a genetically different result of an intellectual race. So the third dominant race on Earth.

Cristina: Are considered giants, although not giant.

Jack: Giant is incorrect word. Yes. They are essentially just normal people, absolutely normal looking. But they're Nephilim. But giants is always wrong. That means nothing. Now, although not originally a scientist or a researcher as we know, his awareness and understanding of elation technology allowed him to be a great helping hand. The fact that he's a genius as well. And shortly after being recruited, he quickly ranked up and became arguably the most important right after Lucifer because of his quick learning and essential ruthlessness. He's also the one individual from the Shadow Gods that we hear Shiva directly Address. Shiva is the Elfhame Fairy, who specifically said, that guy scares me. I got a problem with that.

Cristina: This random guy who has sex with Azazel.

Jack: He is truly concerned about Azazel.

Cristina: Weird. Wonder why.

Jack: Yeah, he finds it exactly like, what the h***? But he was definitely like, oh, no, I am not having this. And then finally, Abraxas, which is the guy who made all of this possible by stealing a f*** ton of data from the Sun God. Yeah. And then delivering that which is essentially the same data that they have in the three major places, and then that allows the Shadow Gods to continue their research. Lilith also tried to steal data, but that was impossible because that was way more secure. But doesn't matter, because Praxis got it anyways, which was shared, which essentially proves the flaw in sharing the data. But if your civilization was hit by a meteor overnight, then you lose all the data. So you gotta spread it out. So it's kind of like a f******. You know, it can't just be here, but like, can we trust those people? It's like we got no option. If we lose it, it's gone.

Cristina: That's what you think happened?

Jack: I think. Like, I know the Alicians are careful enough to fully disappear. So why leave your data where people are gonna leave? It's like, well, no, they need to be able to get to it if wherever they kept it gets corrupted or broken or stops being accessible.

Cristina: On your coffee.

Jack: Take a coffee.

Cristina: Copy.

Jack: Oh, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. You need a backup in case whatever happens. In case whatever happens. And so that take us. That takes us essentially through the Shadow Gods, which, you know, leaves that lingering question about Zeigon and why your merging two texts is so astoundingly valuable.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But anyways, following that. The trial.

Cristina: Trial.

Jack: Trail. Trail?

Cristina: Oh, the trail. What trail?

Jack: Well, the trail of magic we followed.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because we heard about some sketchy things, including Shiva, who is also responsible for creating. I guess Shiva isn't responsible for creating, as opposed to directing quite a bunch of Earth individuals, but Shiva themselves being a target for some of the things we've discovered over time. So the magic trail essentially led us to some weapons, the first of which was a interesting magic bow that we stumbled upon when we were talking about the Naga when we first did our collective deep dive. We began with the Naga. That's the first group of people we focused on. And there were so many Naga of importance to focus on. One of them was an individual called Kaldinya, who had a bow given to him that was capable of killing A fairy that instantaneously made us both go, hold up. We can kill a fairy with something not fairy. Whoa. Which then opens the floodgates to these new interesting things. So we go ahead and we deep dive in that direction and we immediately land at Excalibur. Oh, yeah, the famous one. The big bad weapon of weapons, which.

Cristina: Was probably a fairy killer. No proof, but which is probably a fairy killer.

Jack: Yes. And when it was used. Yeah, when it was used on something other than a fairy, it just snapped like a twig. But upon digging deeper, Arthur finds the story he's been told is incomplete, Allegedly. And that the second part is you must take the corpse of the first sword you remove from the stone and trade it for the actual godly Excalibur.

Cristina: Makes no sense.

Jack: Makes no sense. But as we deep dove, we found out that one, the necromancer Merlin, op as h*** to the point that he's literally going one to one with a f****** fairy. And it goes to show you how op s*** on dissent could get. And the idea was he a giant story happens, a narrative through time. And the weapon, the weapon was actually made by Merlin. But he made Arthur incapable of being one. He made him mortal so he would eventually die. Die. And he essentially did the Jesus thing, but with way less information, so that Arthur would have free will but wouldn't have exaggerated abilities. But he designed Arthur's. He designed the sword with the intention that only Arthur could use it so that he can specifically create the story that would walk Arthur to kill the fairy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This lady was too strong. The lady of the Lake. Too smart, corrected the story and had Arthur literally hand her the sword after tricking him to use it on some other in it snapping.

Cristina: Does he also. Does he kill more than Merlin? Yes, he has to, because the fairy says so.

Jack: Not because a fairy said so, but because of the situation and how it tied up at the end. Ultimately. But doesn't even matter because ultimately Arthur ends up dying anyways. But the sword is what's interesting because according to the story, the sword has been worked on for f****** infinity. And it took stories and background tinkering and this and that and like, okay, so how'd you do this within the lifetime of this one individual? Maybe he didn't. Maybe this sword is old as f***. Older. Way older than it being put in that rock. Because we have Arthur pulling that rock, that sword out, what, 1700s. But we have the fragrach 2,600 years before Christ.

Cristina: You're saying they're the same sword?

Jack: It seems to be the description of both of these swords are identical.

Cristina: And that's the one that's in Ireland.

Jack: That's the one that's in Ireland. Or was in Ireland 2,700 years before Christ. And then in the 1600s, there is the Excalibur. That just so happens to be. Okay, England. They're both right.

Cristina: Very killers with the same abilities. Okay. Because they're supposed to also protect the person using the sword.

Jack: Yes. And the sword didn't have to travel. It's still in the United Kingdoms. All it did was go. Not even south. It went east a little. Not even by much. Okay, you still. You were in the UK the whole time. You tell me. Both of these identical swords, the same area. In the same area. Something's off. I think the events go as follows. It was used by the. The people who. What is it? The Nemedian and not the descendants of the mediums. It was used by the descendants of the Nemedians back then. And then eventually one of them put it in a sword, put it in a rock, put the sword in a rock and got the f*** out. Now this is where this immediately becomes a complicated mess. The sword was not used in combat and the dude lost his arm. So the sword was protecting him. Fact. The abilities are there because he used a spear and now he doesn't have an arm. So now he can't wield the sword. So he gives it to Mananan, who still has two arms and can wield the two handed sword. Great. Fantastic. Which means, yeah, 100%. The moment you went into the battle without the sword, you lost the limb. But had you, you wouldn't have. And you were fighting particularly complicated people, descendants of your same ancestors. Similar capacity.

Cristina: The weird option. Choice, but. Okay, what is to not use the sword that you think could protect yourself in battle.

Jack: Well, it brings up the interesting next question because let's look at the series of events and then you tell me what I'm getting at. We have a sword that shows up with some of these people who come from Norway where there is a settlement of Nephilim. They come down because they went up, they settled, had children, and those descendants come back. Okay. Then we have this overpowered sword that came from up there. It was made by the Elysians or the Nephilim or whoever's up there. And these individuals come and they have this sword, but they're gonna fight Nemedians. And what are Numidians? Well, they went to Greece and came back to Ireland. They were just humans. Okay, so when he is going to fight the humans for the territory. What was step number one? Put the sword away.

Cristina: Why not a human killing sword?

Jack: It couldn't hurt them if it wanted to. Manana, on the other hand, used the sword to fight the f****** shadow bastards that were hanging out. What the f*** was your name? I forgot their name entirely.

Cristina: I remember.

Jack: You do?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What was it?

Cristina: No, I remember the story. I don't remember the names. I don't remember anyone's name.

Jack: Oh, okay. So the Fur Bolg is the people who came back from Greece. The Tatha de Dunan is the group that Mananan and I guess all the other descendants who were in Elysium, not Elysium who were in Norway, Including Nauta, who is a leader. But the sword was used one time on the Fomorians, which are a bunch of shadow people.

Cristina: The Fomorians.

Jack: The Fomorians literally translates to the Gaelic word for Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Okay. Yes, yes.

Jack: He didn't use a sword for the Fur Bog. And those are just humans. He pulled the sword out. Well, Mananan did. Specifically for the Fomorians. Okay, the Fomorians are not human.

Cristina: Yes, that makes sense. Or does it? I don't know. So then you can use fairy weapons on Shadow Realm?

Jack: Well, we're assuming it couldn't hurt a human. But there must be at least more related between a creature of Shadow and a creature of Alpha.

Cristina: Maybe, but I don't know how. How that makes.

Jack: But this makes Excalibur. That seems to be used exactly the same way it gets used on Immortal and snaps. Yes, but when he got the Excalibur meant for mortals, he could easily use that to dispose of Merlin. So there's a sword also named Excalibur that can in fact be used on mortals. And that is the one that we last hear of. Because really, really? That didn't come into play until Arthur. Because the first one Arthur pulled out of the stone, I believe is the one that was in circulation. Because it's the same one that wasn't used against the Fir Bog. That's the same one that snapped when it was used against mortals, I believe.

Cristina: Yes. The fairy one. Okay, I could probably work on Shadowrun. People might be the same.

Jack: It might be the same. I do truly, honestly believe it is within that ballpark.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: It's pretty interesting. A little bit of technology and timeline. Yes, in that timeline there's an interesting bit of technology.

Cristina: Yes, but how was the timeline? Okay, so we're at him and then we go back in time for where the sword comes from, which would be the.

Jack: Fragrat. Sure.

Cristina: Okay, and how far back is that?

Jack: Arthur is 1600s, and the fragrach is 2,700 years before Christ. So that's 4,700 years before now.

Cristina: And how close is that, though, to when. What's his name? The guy with the fairy trees on that same island. When he's doing that, is there a time period for that?

Jack: That. That's almost coinciding. Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's when Mananan is out there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That coincides with mananan's arrival. So set. 2,700 years ago. Before Christ. 27 years before Christ. Actually might be getting these mixed up. I believe 2,700 years ago is when Mananan was placed. 2,700 years before Christ is when Mananan was placed at the site to do research on the fairy trees. 2, 600 years ago is when the. Or before Christ is when the events of the fragrance took place. Mananan was already there. Individuals showed up to back him up.

Cristina: Mm. The people fighting the island on that island have nothing to do with him.

Jack: The people fighting on the island?

Cristina: Yeah, the na na na and the fur ball.

Jack: You mean in Ireland?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is not in Ireland. Manana goes to the Isle of Man. He was only. That's the station where they're dealing with things. But that's not where the trees are. Okay, the trees where the Isle of Man is.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The fairy grave thing or whatever is at in Ireland. The. What is it called? Fairy bunkers or some s***? Fairy forts. Fairy forts.

Cristina: Close, I guess. Yes. Fairy forks.

Jack: But Ireland and the Isle of Man are close, but not the same.

Cristina: Okay, but he wasn't involved with those people then.

Jack: What people?

Cristina: The Nananons. Mananan, the guy with the sword, he's an.

Jack: He's some Elysian equivalent or something. So, yes, he's related to some degree. And they were specifically sent to help Manananda. Literally going there to help him.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Dude showed up because of military action. Manana wasn't even a soldier. The dude shows up with a weapon that can harm. Like, it's intentional. It's like, okay, here's your backup. They weren't scientists. They were warriors. So, yeah, the fragrance is probably the original Excalibur and most likely created by either an Elysian or Nephilim.

Cristina: That is crazy, because, like, from the Nephilim side, though, they're supposed to be being killed off, though. Or at least that was in the beginning. They were being killed off.

Jack: The Nephilim? Yeah. The flood followed the beginning of the first few sightings.

Cristina: But then eventually they stopped killing them is the idea.

Jack: It's impossible to plug it. They probably just keep popping up. Jesus. Esk. Issue.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yep. But they are definitely an issue. And I do believe that either the Elysians or the Nephilim created that weapon. And it's also possible that the Nephilim have the capacity to create weapons to use against the Elysians because they would know and have the capacity to use Elysian technology. Which. Thinking about the fact that the Elysians went to such extreme lengths to stop the birth of Nephilim to begin with, it might seem that Elfame might prioritize recruitment of Nephilim in order to combat the like. Why are the Elysians so against it?

Cristina: Why? I don't know. Interesting though they were against it.

Jack: They were.

Cristina: We don't know if they still are. They're probably not.

Jack: Unless they fully eradicated all the Nephilim.

Cristina: That doesn't make sense. Because they helped him out, Mananan. Yeah, they were helping him out.

Jack: Wouldn't eradicate them. Then again, he's just following orders.

Cristina: Yeah. Wouldn't he just rat them out as part of his orders or something?

Jack: They were sent to help them out.

Cristina: Why would they? Yes, but. Okay, but why were they sent to help him out?

Jack: Presumably because they themselves weren't Nephilim.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Where they come from does not tell us that's who they are. We just know they come from there. And we know that they. That that location is of people living in Harmony. So. But. So, yeah, the Fragarach. Probably the original. And it's probably created by some Nephilim. And the Nephilim probably have some ability to harm the Elysian or at least quickly reach that point. See, now there are two known Nephilim settlements in Earth Realm, with the most prominent being the one up in Norway, which is the one we're discussing. And Nephilim seem exceptionally capable of using Alame technology and other powerful Earth Realm and Shadow Realm technologies. And necromancers seem to share many similarities with the Nephilim. Which then brings into question, are the Nephilim? Because we know that Merlin wasn't pure. The text suggests he must have contained part shadow. But maybe not. Maybe we're talking about a Nephilim. He's just an Elysian mixed with a human. Maybe he is who Azazel made. I mean, there's a huge time gap between those two points. I doubt it. But, you know, these people seem to live quite a long time, so I think it works. Differently. Anyways, necromancers, Nephilim, very close together. But what are we looking at? We got necromancers who are essentially cross of the. Not the Nephilim. We got the. The. Yeah, the Nephilim who are essentially a cross of human and Elysian. And they seem to have naturally given abilities to use what a lot of people who through pure discipline the necromancers get to. Which is seemingly the ability to use all the text from all the people and create a bunch of. And also bridge to higher dimensions. I don't actually know if the Nephilim can do that part, but based on the resistance from the Elysians, there is something about the Nephilim that benefits whoever the Elysian's enemy is.

Cristina: Jesus. No, I don't know.

Jack: And this takes us into the little details of what necromancy really is. So let's break down some of this. So necromancy basics. The very first mention ever comes from Greece and it said it can be used to communicate with people from the Shadow Realm, both people from our end who have entered the Shadow Realm and people native from the Shadow Realm. And it can be used to bridge small temporary local gates to and from the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Qop.

Jack: And it allows a portable gate to exist where the destination doesn't move. If you move the entry point. Because necromancers somehow figured out and have the ability to put the exit point in Elfame, create another entry point. Both be connected in Elfame. So you seamlessly go from one to the other and never even notice you exited one. And then you exit into the Shadow Realm. Into the Shadow Realm. And you've dodged moving the exit because Elfame isn't connected to Earth. You can go anywhere. And the Elfame exit is exactly the same. And then the Elfame entrance also doesn't move anywhere and that's connected to the Elfame exit. And then you just end up in the Shadow Realm. So you can carry the portal and the exit doesn't move. Solutions. Yes, Modern problems required model solutions.

Cristina: I think that works very usefully. Makes sense.

Jack: Yeah. It's very overpowered, all things considered. Yeah. So that's pretty much the.

Cristina: Can anyone be one though? It's. It's not just like humans could be necromancers.

Jack: Well, no, there's a whole process you got to go through and you got to be taught the way. So there is said to have been anonymous teachers of necromancy through the centuries. They all had the same rules and requirements, which is you must know Latin, you must be familiar with the technical specs and inner workings of the devices of Elthame, of Shadow and of Earth. And they must all be familiar with the philosophy behind the usage of any of these things. So it's a lot of education to.

Cristina: Be an necromancer, but you don't have to be human.

Jack: It doesn't specify being anyone, anything.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But those are the requirements of being a necromancer. And necromancy thankfully made us look at the individual that matters because also it was the end of the year and we're getting there and, you know, so we start looking at Santa Claus. We still don't understand, but we have a lot more information now and we have a lot of perspective. And a lot of the things he does became very apparent. The fact that he has a location in the North Pole that we can't find. Invisible locations seem familiar. See, and you kind of op and you need some fear, which suggests some adrenochrome.

Cristina: And you probably can teleport.

Jack: Yeah, you can teleport, which is either technology or you're not actually teleporting and you got a different trick going on. So, yeah, Santa Claus is overpowered. And we never seem to figure out.

Cristina: Is he a necromancer, is he a.

Jack: Necromancer or what, what the h*** he is.

Cristina: Is he? Yes.

Jack: All we really know for a fact is that somehow we land at Santa Claus when we come from St. Nick. That is the reality of the matter between Santa now things we know about Santa Claus. Reindeer definitely look like Alician unicorn. Seems to be same type of genetic manipulation going on the Walking on Air. Yeah, the Walking on Air part. Come on, bro. Yeah, the needing fear suggests you've consumed adrenochrome and you need more. It suggests you've done something you shouldn't. And him knowing all things. Weird. Very weird. That's a lot of complexity going on there. Surveillance technology. You got little individuals places. Or you have figured out the reverse of whatever the f*** was happening with.

Cristina: Jesus, which means maybe he was probably born with it, which means he might be some kind of experiment.

Jack: Doubt it.

Cristina: Doubt it.

Jack: Absolutely doubt it. He was just a guy. He absolutely was.

Cristina: Once upon a time he was a guy 100%. But then he did some weird stuff that made him not just a guy.

Jack: He was a Catholic, which means by default he was human. Not even a lenitian.

Cristina: Yeah, but he was doing something, though.

Jack: How?

Cristina: With what Experiments? I don't know with what.

Jack: He doesn't have a tech.

Cristina: He would still look so philosopher's Stone, that's not just a normal human thing.

Jack: That's actually what makes me think he might not be human. Right.

Cristina: I think he could have been. But also the anything could have experimented on him.

Jack: Yeah, there's a lot of people doing a lot of sketchy, weird s***. But then what are we talking about? Another Jesus situation? Yeah, and like clearly way superior. Like, this is the big problem. Like this s*** will wreck Jesus any day of the week. I don't think so, man. There's something wrong there. It looks like Jesus is the issue. They don't even bother with Santa Claus. Whatever.

Cristina: Because he. Because they probably had to hid their hands on him. More like. I don't know. He's a zombie. They control him. I don't know. We know he was human, then he died. Then he came back like Jesus. Like Jesus.

Jack: Wait, Santa Claus died?

Cristina: Well, if you considered Nick his life when he was human, and then Santa as when he was not human.

Jack: That doesn't mean death by any means. That just means transition.

Cristina: But I'm sure St. Nick has a death date. He died. He definitely died as a human.

Jack: People believe that doesn't mean true, but no.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: I think you're trying too hard to nail this. And the idea is, if we don't have a fact, all we have is speculation. And nothing is to be enforced at speculation until we have some corroborative data. But you really want to send that home.

Cristina: But I'm just saying he can't still be human. Can't be alive this long and still be human.

Jack: Yeah, 100%. Unless you have Adrenoco.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: Which he definitely has. Yeah, like without a question. Otherwise, what the f*** are you doing everything for?

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: Trying to feed something. And if it's not him, then it becomes horrifying immediately. Because what the f*** are you feeding the. Like. You what though?

Cristina: Like, bruh, those gnomes get hungry.

Jack: They're fairies. They don't eat any of that s***.

Cristina: They don't. They don't. Never mind.

Jack: Which again, if Santa Claus isn't consuming this, and this is to this scale, what demon are you saving us from? Is the entire wall that we can't get through in the north entirely just a cage at that point? That's what I would believe. Like that's just a cage. And whatever the f*** you're hiding is to protect us from whatever the h*** is over there. Okay, that's crazy, because global increments of fear collectively equal more fear in one instant than exists for millions of years. At a time. What are you feeding? Yeah, they're using it for you. Crazy absurd power. Which seems to be the case.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But if not, holy f***. Are you who everybody's scared of?

Cristina: Is this something else? I don't know. It has to be him. I don't know.

Jack: It has to be him. I don't know me. But that Santa Claus for you. That is Santa Claus for you. So he is also known as Father Christmas. Random crap we know is also that he. He's not with elves, he's with gnomes. You're totally right. Gnomes is the right word because their description fits a gnome, not an elf. An elf is exceptionally tall, taller than most people. Gnomes are exceptionally short. I don't know how we ended up calling this individual. I think it's because we, through millennia, people were most familiar with elves out of the fairies. And so you just call anything from Elfame an elf. And I think maybe in the year 300 we weren't that informed and we're just like, oh, it's an elf. But they really meant fairy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the type of fairy is a gnome. Anyways, it's not a f******. Oh, I think that's where the language barrier really happened. I don't think they're trying to be like, no. So you know for sure. It's like, no, we all know that's not. But. So that's all the information leading us into the end of the year. Now I made a small collection here that will quickly go through and then we're done. We can close it up and go home. But this is what we know, just summarize into nothing but little bullet points. And we don't know things for a fact. So number one, the major goals, things we know. It seems like they want to access Alpha. We don't know this for a fact. There's a question mark there. Access Alpha, Maybe attack Alfame?

Cristina: No idea.

Jack: Experimental fame, possibly exploral fame. Acquire power or technology.

Cristina: It seems like they got it already.

Jack: Some one of those is correct. Then we have who are the big players? The big players, the big kahunas. The biggest, baddest monster we come across so far and seems to be the issue for everybody. We begin at the Alicians and anybody immediately sided with them. Which takes us to the Egyptians and the Mayans all tied up.

Cristina: The Earth gods, the water gods, something like that.

Jack: The Earth gods, the Sun Gods and the Garden of Eden. Then we have the Greek gods, total enemy. And they don't have any access to the same resources because Alicians are like them. We don't care.

Cristina: But they did used to trade, so.

Jack: They do did used to trade. But it was actually when Greece was at its lowest as compared to Elysium. They were essentially. So I guess they kind of did help Greece to some degree. Yes, just very little.

Cristina: Not as much as the other two occasions.

Jack: But Yaldabaoth, the creator of earthrealm, by accident. Mab, the creator of Shadow Realm, probably intentionally loi. Created, manipulated genetically by Yalda both and introduced to Yaldabaoth's son, who's the other major player here, Sizzin. And then Mab's big bad helper, Oros. These are the big, giant, colossal groups of people we know about that affect seemingly everything.

Cristina: Yes. No idea how, no idea how, what's happening, what they're doing, what they're planning.

Jack: But okay, then we have technologies. What technologies do we know about that could maybe help enlighten some things? We have energy transportation technology. We have organic matter transportation technology. We have Dyson spheres. We have Cross Realm gates. We have massive energy storage units. We have massive data storage units. We have weapons. We have cloaking technology, genetic manipulation technology. And we have whatever the f*** the Philosopher Son ultimately devolves into being described as. Which I have no word for because it seems to. It's a piece of technology that actively bends the laws of physics.

Cristina: So I don't know, why did Nick have one? Why did Nick have one?

Jack: Weird. And then finally, not just the big players, but when we talk about the races that matter, it seems to be way more than we think. We got the Elysians, we got the Humans, we got the Djinn, we got the Elf, we got the Naga, and we have the Nephilim. These are individuals who consistently show up races. These are races that show up before we had the individuals that show up. Although I did summarize. Still, some of those races, I could have been like Jehovah. But the problem is, in the Garden of Eden, a lot of them matter. So the Garden itself is op. There's no point in singling anybody out.

Cristina: They all matter to say the Garden.

Jack: The Garden. Exactly. The Shadow Gods, the same idea. And the Egyptians, the Sun Gods, same idea. And the Earth Gods, the Mayans, same idea. They're too important to single one guy out. Because we just look at the Mayans. We got Season and we got Ixchell and we got. It's Omna. And it's like, okay, them, that whole group, they're all important. They changed everything. All of them. I guess that's locations Which I didn't actually put here, but locations. But the problem is locations do matter way less. It seems like access points and s***. Ultimately like we talk about the palace of Alcaraz. Just a place.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then you stored things there and people want to steal that stuff. But ultimately just a place and many, many mountains. Mountains, mountains for days. But again it seems access points will arrive through here or leave through there. Not much else going on with the exception of whatever the. Is happening in Mount Athos. Seems to be a particular protected. But I think that's because they use that.

Cristina: They still use that.

Jack: Yeah, I think they use that directly as the access point straight into Atlantis, wherever that is under the ocean. That nobody can seem to figure out. I think they have a direct blink right there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Fast. That's why that mountain has not disappeared. That's why they have such immense protection. And each level of the mountain has more protection than the previous, all the way to the last. Where only one individual every 20 years is allowed in and out of that area. And they communicate with whatever the is up there, which is the Alicians. And that is the summary completed following last week's episode that we can finish. That's all the things we know, all the data. We have a bunch of what we've collected. The things that matter. Obviously we didn't readdress. Jesus Christ. And like all like whatever. You guys can go listen to the episodes, the summary. General.

Cristina: Get it,

Jack: Trying to get through the things. So you know, man. So yeah, that's where we are. If you guys enjoyed that information, put it together and maybe you'll come up with something that we haven't and perhaps you can tell us about this and that'd be great.

Cristina: Do that help us?

Jack: Yeah. Go to a. The go to our socials and message us about these things to talk to us about it. Just combo pod at all the locations, which is X and Instagram and Facebook and what? Tick tock. Pretty good.

Cristina: Yes. Remember to subscribe, rate and review the.

Jack: Show and word of mouth. Be sure to tell people about the program and the crazy awesome dope things we found. And like luckily a lot of this is just stuff you guys can look up yourself. We do the hard work in finding the keywords.

Cristina: You can now you know where to start.

Jack: Yeah. Once you have the keyword, honestly, until you get to the keyword is a nightmare. And once you have the keyword it's just there. And then you can just type literally that. But you guys have the words. You got the aliations, you got the tech name. I just summarize it. At the end, you can just go back and type in any of the things I just said and you will land at places. Because I've done the work of finding. And you can find. Just read through. Obviously, I'm not giving you everything I read. It's impossible. Yeah, but anything I didn't mention because I thought it was insignificant, you might find significant.

Cristina: Yes, you might let us know about it because there's so much information. This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. Do a quick sound.

Cristina: You're not gonna be talking like that.

Jack: Nah, I'm gonna be talking like this, bro.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This is what I sound like on average. Especially when I'm trying to tell you something.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 156: 2021 Apocalypse Review

New Year, new us. The clone duo discuss major events from 2021 and review the year as a whole, from tragedies, mass shootings, political disputes and an ever evolving virus to advancements in science and space exploration. Additionally, the show is officially introducing itself as ‘Rambling’ to differentiate itself from ‘Just Conversation’ where guests are brought on to have a discussion.

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Bill Nye: The Extinction Entity
  • The End is Bill Nye
  • January 6th Insurrection
  • WallStreetBets vs Wall Street
  • Cold Bernie
  • Biden Hates Blacks
  • Texas Winter Storm
  • Super Straight
  • Vaccine Rollout
  • Asian Lives Matter
  • Legalized Marijuana
  • Mass Shootings
  • Volcano
  • Covid Variants
  • Military Withdraw
  • Terrorist Country

Our Links:

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Instagram -https://instagram.com/justconvopod


+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to Rambling, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody and tell them, hey, something happened to Just Conversation Podcast's name. And you better come over here and listen to this show and find out.

Cristina: Find out why.

Jack: Find out why or what? Really?

Cristina: What's really. We're going to explain. Give details on why.

Jack: Sure. Yeah. The name changed because it's been Rambling for a while now, and we're just officializing it by announcing it that way on the show.

Cristina: There you go. We shall save the for end the ending.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Why? I don't know. It should have been a big thing.

Jack: Nah, man. But yeah, so now we'll be introducing the show as Rambling, so that Just Conversation is when we have guests exclusively. Now officially creating the rift between these two shows will also not have any conversation between Chrissy and I here at the beginning of those or the end of those episodes. It's just gonna be the conversation with whatever guest we have. Y. Oh, yeah.

Cristina: With more guests.

Jack: The first guest will be Dave.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Hopefully. Hopefully the first guest of season six.

Cristina: Whoever's the guest, I'm sure there will be awesome.

Jack: Yeah, whoever's a guest. I hope that we can get Dave from his busy as life, but hopefully can cut off a moment and we can chill and have some crazy conversation. Have him introduce. Yes. And now we're going by Rambling, which is essentially what they've already been called. But we haven't been creating the division within the show, only within the titles outside. So if you always see, you know, we're on Rambling, whatever number this is. What, 1:56.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Something like this. 156 or 156.

Cristina: We're halfway to 200.

Jack: Yeah, we. We put in work. We're out here. We're part of a pretty early wave, too.

Cristina: Amazing.

Jack: Like two years after we started podcasting, like, the wave of Infinite podcasts just showed up.

Cristina: Oh, you can't say that. They'll think we're hipsters.

Jack: I mean, they can prove this. They can just look at our numbers and be like, oh, they started back then.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, we did. Like 2017 or something.

Cristina: Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah.

Jack: We've been out here for a bit. For a minute.

Cristina: Yes. Happy New Year's, people.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's also important to know, I guess. Even though you should already know.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You should know. It is the new Year.

Jack: The new year. Happy New Year.

Cristina: Tomorrow will be old. Like, how long is it new for?

Jack: Right. It's new for a day before it's the same year again.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, today it's a new year. Tomorrow, well, it's the same year was yesterday.

Cristina: Yeah. I guess that's why the first day is the most important.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because it's new. Yeah.

Jack: The New Year's Day. Then there's no more New Year's Day. There's just year.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: It's just a year again.

Cristina: That's all that happens.

Jack: But yeah. So I hope you guys enjoy hearing. It's gonna be weird at the start, I'm sure. Hearing us call it rambling. Yeah, like you've known it's been rambling. You see, the episode you click on, it's already called rambling, but we never say it out loud.

Cristina: Unless they weren't paying attention to what they're clicking on. They're like, oh, this is just conversation. They say that, so it must be fair enough.

Jack: I. I believe, if I'm not mistaken, that the guest episodes are also gonna have JCP put before them. So that there's two different things. JCP episode whatever and rambling episode whatever.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So instead of just conversation written all out or just say jcp.

Jack: It's never said just conversation written all out.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Next to an episode.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I'm asking if that's what it said before.

Jack: It's never said anything before.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It was just rambling or it tells me you've never looked at that.

Cristina: I have. I just don't remember.

Jack: It's rambling.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then there's just the number of the episode for the guest. The guest episodes. But now it'll say jcps.

Cristina: Oh, so I had nothing.

Jack: Yeah, I had nothing before. Now it's gonna have JCP ahead of the numbers and then could create a good differentiation.

Cristina: Okay. Okay.

Jack: Anyways, we just finished another disastrous year.

Cristina: It wasn't as bad as.

Jack: It wasn't. I don't know. It wasn't.

Cristina: It was pretty bad. Well, for the Earth, it was bad.

Jack: There was a bunch of bad for all directions, but at least we're still here. Slowly fading away, but still not slowly fading away.

Cristina: Maybe next year.

Jack: Maybe next year. I'm hopeful. The end is soon. It's. The end is nigh. The end is Bill Nye.

Cristina: The end is new. The end is Bill Nye. That's awesome.

Jack: The end is Bill Nye. He is the Bringer. What? He's the.

Cristina: He's the Antichrist?

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. He's the extinction entity.

Cristina: The instinct. There's an extinction entity?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't remember when we went through the. Was the name of that game, Death Stranding? You remember in Death Stranding?

Cristina: Oh, yes. That thing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. He's the extinction entity. Oh, that's Bill Nye. That's why when people say the end is nigh, they mean the end is Bill Nye. Bill Nye is the Apocalypse entity. There's no such thing.

Cristina: So they've been literal this whole time?

Jack: Yeah. There's no such thing. Antichrist. There is just Bill Nye. Bill Nye.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: There. At the beginning, there was God. And the thing that was. And was Bill Nye.

Cristina: He was God.

Jack: And Bill Nye.

Cristina: He looks that old.

Jack: As supernatural taught us, God came to be with the darkness and death existed either before or after. They're so old, they don't know who came first or who came second. Well, the fourth thing there was Bill Nye.

Cristina: The fourth thing. Wait, is there four things?

Jack: The darkness, God, Death, and Bill Nye.

Cristina: Oh, okay. What about the. Nothing. Oh, that was before that. Any of that.

Jack: Anyway, nothing.

Cristina: So it doesn't matter.

Jack: Might be the only thing that's always been. Yeah, because God popped up, darkness popped up, death popped up. But, like, nothing. Might have just been.

Cristina: And so, okay, then Bill popped up.

Jack: No, Bill didn't. I guess, maybe. I don't know. He popped up when God popped up and death popped up and the darkness popped up. So they're all one thing somehow.

Cristina: They're all one thing.

Jack: Yeah. Bill Nye is part of. Oh, my God, the Four Horsemen, or whatever the. We're talking about now.

Cristina: He's the four.

Jack: I mean, I don't even know. Right? Like, the Four Horsemen include death, but not God. But at the end of the day, like, why.

Cristina: I don't. The Four Horsemen aren't really even with their powers.

Jack: What is it? War, Death, Famine and what?

Cristina: Locust.

Jack: Locus. Oh, my God. Doesn't even make sense, bro. They're basically just plagues.

Cristina: Yes, I'm sure bugs kill.

Jack: It makes sense that the whole point of locust is that they kill. Like, I don't get. It's death and death and death and hunger. Yeah, death and death and death and hunger. Like, what the. No. So death and life as opposites to one another makes sense. If God created life, then death takes it away. That makes sense. If God brought light, then there should be darkness. That makes sense.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If there is something which are all three of them, there should also be nothing that makes sense. Okay, so there's parts here I don't understand. The Four Horsemen. That's some incorrect s***.

Cristina: The correct one is now, I guess, God, his sister.

Jack: God, Darkness. I mean, darkness and Bill Nye.

Cristina: Yes, that sounds right. Those are the Four Horsemen of the.

Jack: Yes. And while death knows when God dies, Bill Nye knows when death ends because the end is nigh.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Yes. This sounds so. Right, Right.

Jack: And somehow this all relates to the fact that this is a, you know, an episode where we're going to recap the year.

Cristina: This is a year we're celebrating that. The year that it hasn't ended. That life has ended.

Jack: Life hasn't ended yet. Bill Nye still hasn't chosen. He's waiting for his moment.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anyhoo, yeah, this year was pretty epic, monumental, crazy. There was a lot of things that happened here and there, things that took place, things and stuff and things occurred, and here we are now.

Cristina: And, yeah, pretty much all started with our last president. Our last president. The old president. I don't know.

Jack: Year began and we lost the president.

Cristina: No, we didn't. He's still alive. He's got to fight Biden on the White House someday.

Jack: Now, I got a question. Last year is when the president. I mean, I guess it's already next year. So Two years ago, 2020 is when President Trump killed the military guy. That's 2020, right? Like, right off the bat.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Murdered dude.

Cristina: Yeah. And then this year, he started with. I mean, not this year, 2021. He started off the year with the insurrection thing.

Jack: You know what's funny? Everybody for like, the first two weeks of a year is always like, it's still that old year.

Cristina: Still that old year.

Jack: You know, they're like, always confused. They're like, f***. It's that pre. You know, it's 2021, and you make.

Cristina: The mistake when you're writing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened in school a lot.

Cristina: Yeah. So annoying.

Jack: But, yeah. So Insurrection dude decided, hey, people, attack. No, he didn't say that. That's ridiculous. People. Okay, don't get me wrong. Trump followers are jackasses.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They were like, he told us to do it. He didn't tell you to do.

Cristina: But did he want it? Did he want that?

Jack: We don't know what he wanted.

Cristina: We're not kind of asking them to kill Pence. Wasn't he?

Jack: He never said that.

Cristina: What did he say? I don't remember. I remember it sounded like a threat.

Jack: He called him a traitor.

Cristina: Yes. And he said, we're gonna find him. Right, or something.

Jack: Yeah. No, he.

Cristina: He said some threatening things to the vice president.

Jack: He did not say anything threatening. He's so clever that he's like, pence is a traitor and traders must pay and things will be fixed or corrected. And he is part of that problem that we need to correct something along those lines. You know, it's very vague. I am not threatening. I'm saying nothing illegal. Again, people like to pretend Trump is an idiot. They want to ride that train to the end. But he was so smart. You can't convict him for anything.

Cristina: Yes. And there's so many, like, conspiracies that came out of this, of whether he started this or whether the other team. What if the Democrats started this somehow? The antifa. I don't know. Everyone started this. Someone else started this somehow. Russia somehow was involved.

Jack: Yeah, but no 100%. Trump outsmarted everybody. If he wanted this, he did his usual shtick. And he uses words. He's got the best words. He said that.

Cristina: He's got the best words.

Jack: And he does. He does. He says s*** that makes him look stupid, gets him what he wants, and keeps him innocent.

Cristina: And you can't say he asked for it.

Jack: Yeah. It's f****** genius. He does it over and over and over. Nobody learns. He did that with the bill.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That the Democrats got him to sign just because he said he didn't want to. But the Republicans put that on his desk and he did want to sign it, but he wanted the Democrats to make him do it first. Like that.

Cristina: Kind of genius this year, though.

Jack: No, I know. I'm just an example of how consistently he just uses words and gets what he wants. Manipulates everybody around him. He's a genius. So good.

Cristina: But sadly, because of the insurrection, he got kicked out of his favorite platforms.

Jack: And, yeah, now we.

Cristina: Goodbye to Twitter, goodbye to fun. And fun people suck.

Jack: People hate fun. When Trump was around, everything was fun. Politics was fun. It was like a movie.

Cristina: Also around that time, Parlor became a thing, and then after that thing, Parlor disappeared. I think that was also banned with Trump from online.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything kind of went. It wasn't banned. It was just the people who owned it. Servers, I think was Amazon or something.

Cristina: They kicked.

Jack: They were like, you ain't using our service if you're gonna be an insurrectionist or whatever the f*** they think he is. But it's like, we can't arrest him for anything, do anything. If he didn't cite it. He did it in such a clever way that you cannot convict the man. You can't do s*** to him.

Cristina: But what could have the. What could that app have done that or not have done that, right or wrong? Like, why were they kicked off?

Jack: Because that's where it got planned.

Cristina: But was it the app's fault?

Jack: No, but the app welcomes free speech and doesn't correct anybody for saying anything, so people flocked there.

Cristina: It's crazy, because that's like. Facebook was like that all the time. No one. Like, why hasn't Facebook been kicked off of the Internet itself?

Jack: Because Facebook owns its servers.

Cristina: Ah, okay. That's all I'm asking.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Parlor got kicked because they didn't have their own servers. They were on someone else's servers.

Cristina: All right?

Jack: Facebook has its own. Has its own servers. It doesn't need a server to run on. It runs its own servers.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's all, though. How do you think it's housing all the data if it was holding it at somebody else's server? Somebody could just decide to block off its access to data, and it wouldn't be able to sell data to other people. Whoever it's running off of can sell the data. The people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But Facebook couldn't.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's very crazy. First few days of the year.

Jack: Yeah. With the insurrection happening and people losing their minds, everybody going crazy.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then us calling treason or patriots Patriots or treason.

Jack: The argument is that they believe that there was treachery happening in the White House and in the voting, and in return, the Second Amendment says you have a right to bear arms in case of a tyrannical government. So the uprising and the protest, which you have a right to as well. And a freedom of speech, which you have a right to as well. And the freedom to bear arms, which you have right to as well.

Cristina: We can bear arms at the White House, though.

Jack: Technically, we own the White House.

Cristina: But aren't there rules I don't know.

Jack: That we have to agree to? And those people decided not to. And government answers to the people, not the other way around. The people don't answer to the government.

Cristina: The people died, though, that. They. They weren't shot, though.

Jack: They were just, like, trampled and s***.

Cristina: Trampled? Yeah.

Jack: Shot would have been easier, but yeah. So s*** got real.

Cristina: Yes. Whoa.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because of voter fraud. Maybe. Or maybe not.

Jack: Maybe not. Because people had opinions.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And maybe it was treachery that they were responding to, or maybe they were just being manipulated and responding regardless. The White House was stormed. And then the fun began.

Cristina: What was the fun? That wasn't the fun.

Jack: That wasn't the fun. It was exciting.

Cristina: No, that was the fun.

Jack: But the fun began when the war between the rich and the poor, the haves and have nots, took off through digital mediums as Wall street bets took on Wall street and won.

Cristina: Wall street bets? Oh, that's from Reddit. Okay, I see. Yes, that's what they were called.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. WallStreetBets took on Wall street and won. They totally f***** over a s*** ton of people. The squeeze got squoze for some GameStop for some GameStop and just milked milked m************ that the tables flipped on hella people. Some people had to completely cave and sell all their shares and were other.

Cristina: People just made money.

Jack: So much money. People just became rich overnight. Hundreds of thousands of people.

Cristina: That is so crazy.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: From some. What were they called? These? Stonks.

Jack: Stonks.

Cristina: That's what they're called.

Jack: Okay, yeah.

Cristina: Oh my gosh.

Jack: Just a bunch of meme stocks.

Cristina: Oh, yes, that's the right word. Meme stocks, stonks. I don't know, whatever. That was amazing. That was pretty amazing.

Jack: It was pretty amazing. Still going on right now.

Cristina: All right. But they're not doing so well now.

Jack: Not. I mean, not doing so well. What do you mean?

Cristina: Like it's not like what it was.

Jack: Oh, no. You made it sound like they're doing bad.

Cristina: I don't know how they're doing now.

Jack: No, doing pretty good, all things considered. Because they can just shift their attention to something new and screw over whatever's overly shorted. But for the most part, yeah, that was a great victory. It was a one of a kind thing where the little guy totally screwed over the big guy and then the big guy cried so much he wanted laws to legislate the fact that they've didn't like what happened even though they've been doing it the whole time for years.

Cristina: That's amazing.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. We made them ask for the. The holes they were abusing to get patched.

Cristina: It's crazy. That's so unfair though. I feel like they should get even more in trouble for that. I don't know. But that's not how it works.

Jack: That's not how it works. Rich people pay the. The. They lobby hard as f***. They pay the people to make the laws.

Cristina: Yeah. And around that time, Biden became president, if that matters.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And we got that Bernie Mittens meme. I don't know if you remember. It was everywhere. Bernie.

Jack: Oh, yeah. At the inauguration.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because he was just not happy.

Cristina: Yeah. He looks really cold.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bernie's meme.

Cristina: Yes. It was adorable. That's what I remember of the inauguration. The burning, I guess the president being.

Jack: Half dead on stage.

Cristina: Yes. Zombie for president.

Jack: I'm like, amazed. Didn't go up there and just drop the N word back to back. You are my n*****.

Cristina: You were expecting that from Biden.

Jack: Yeah. Biden goes up and it's like, I was voted in by all my n*****. All n***** are equal to whites. I wish, you know, good old. Good old Bernie doing his thing. Slaves were a bad thing, but they had their benefits. It's like, okay, you're losing me here, bro.

Cristina: Are you saying Biden said that?

Jack: Biden. This is conversations by Biden. We need to fix the economy by sending more blacks to jail. Thank you for voting me in, my n*****.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Good times. Good times. The. I don't even understand how he won, dude.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's like, how is. I don't get it. The problem is people dislike the way Trump behaves more.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then they like the fact that he's done more for black people.

Cristina: They don't care. They don't care.

Jack: They don't care. They do not care. While Biden is one of the worst things for black people that has ever happened in politics, like, legislation wise, he has been on some of the darkest bills in all of black history. He's signed his name on to it to allow horrible things to happen.

Cristina: Like, he's done that before. Right. That's past stuff that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: You just pretend that doesn't exist anymore.

Jack: Yeah. 100%. And people are like, well, he's such a good president because he told you that you're just gonna eat that.

Cristina: Yeah. Like when he was comparing poor kids to white kids. Was it?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What was the. Oh, my God.

Jack: All people have the same opportunities. Poor kids, white kids.

Cristina: Ah, okay. Yeah. That's not racist at all.

Jack: You're either poor or you're white. The bubble he lives in. You're either poor or you're white. But yeah, no, he's totally racist. He is responsible for things similar to the Stop in frisk thing that's solely targeted towards black people. He's also one of the leading causes for why blacks are incarcerated. So much more like so many. Same thing with Kamala Harris. She's also responsible for arresting a lot of that. Yeah, all those laws that arrested hella blacks. But hey, they said they're Democratic, so you got to site with a team regardless of what their background is. And because Trump is a Republican and you don't like his attitude, even if he signs, it's 100% because of that. That helps colored people.

Cristina: Who cares what he's done? No one cares. No one knows anything. They can't name you one thing he's done except for that wall that he couldn't stop talking about. Besides that, no one can name anything that he's done.

Jack: Yeah, because nobody looks up anything. They just whatever CNN told me, and I am a CNN follower, therefore that must be reality. As for the Fox people, same thing. Nobody is in any kind of middle ground where they get information from all sides. People are ridiculous. But yeah. So Bernie became president right after Bernie.

Cristina: No, he didn't become president.

Jack: Bernie. Can you imagine? Bernie became president. No. Biden became president.

Cristina: Yeah. Also spinach. They got spinach to send emails.

Jack: What the h***?

Cristina: Spinach, the vegetable. It could send emails. Now how it uses nanotubes from the leaves to emit signals and they're able to pick it up with infrared cameras and it sends back to the science labs.

Jack: What? That's so unimpactful in all our lives.

Cristina: It's going to help detect explosive materials in the soil. That's what it's for at the moment, but they hope in the future it'll help with climate. To fight climate change. So there you go.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Not helpful now, but it will be.

Jack: It's useless as of now, at this.

Cristina: Moment, yes, but it will help.

Jack: Fantastic.

Cristina: And now you know that. That's a thing. That's a cool thing. That's a cool thing. One awesome thing. But then, like, then winter came and it was really horrible.

Jack: Well, all this is happening during winter, actually.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. This is all still in winter.

Jack: Yes, this is all still winter. We're balls deep in winter now. And then for the first time, Texas got a hold of a nice little chilly, frosty ice snowstorm that came through and they just. I wasn't ready. Like Kevin Hart. I wasn't ready. Oh, yeah, they weren't.

Cristina: They weren't. That was a crazy storm, though. It was. What was it? 40 states were under winter warning during that weekend or Whatever. When that happened.

Jack: Yeah, well, this happened while still the fires were burning crazy hard in Texas. In California.

Cristina: In California. Oh, my.

Jack: Yeah, because it was like the random wind came through right at that point.

Cristina: Everywhere else.

Jack: Yeah, it was like got hot as f*** suddenly. And then a crazy cold front covered everything. It was through most of the country. Yeah, most of country had that sheet. But ironically, wasn't nowhere anywhere near us. Yeah, it was just covering everywhere in the middle and west.

Cristina: But the storm didn't hit this area, did it? I don't know. I thought that's what you're saying.

Jack: No, I'm saying it didn't.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I'm saying it started in the middle and went all the way west. Oh, and we are far east. You're the eastest you get in this country. And then came around super straight. The beautiful movement of, I guess, guys creating the line between the he's who are into some variants of gender and the he's who are not into any variance in gender. Super straight being the ones who are into no variance of gender.

Cristina: No variants.

Jack: Yeah, okay.

Cristina: Yeah, because he. The. Well, the original person was. The original person was defending himself because people called him homophobic or transphobic. Transphobic. Because he wouldn't date trans people because he said he's straight and they're like, would you date a trans. I don't know, what's the girl? Boy, whatever.

Jack: Right. Trans person.

Cristina: Trans person. And he said no. And they were calling him homophobic for.

Jack: That, which is f****** ridiculous. You're not homophobic just because you wouldn't date a trans person. People have preferences. Why the f*** can't a f****** straight white guy.

Cristina: Yeah. So he made super straight to feel, I guess, more comfortable and saying like, hey, I'm not transphobic. I just not into that.

Jack: Which resulted in a crap ton of people deciding that they are also super straight.

Cristina: Yes, there's. I wonder how much people are now super straight.

Jack: I mean, I pretty sure a bunch of people were super straight to begin with, but they didn't have the word and now they have the word. So they've always been super straight. It's not that they are super straight now, but it's like before the word lesbian, a chick who liked chicks was still a lesbian.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: She just didn't know she was a lesbian because the word didn't exist. So I'm pretty sure there were a bunch of people who were super straight to begin with.

Cristina: Yeah. And now they have flags and memes and hashtags and stuff.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Think they'll have A parade.

Jack: That'd be hilarious. But here's the thing. A lot of people like to compare super Straight to All Lives Matter, and that is incorrect, because All Lives Matter misses the point, while super Straight does not. Super straight is a actually pretty logical idea. It's a person putting into detail what their preference of a gender is.

Cristina: Yeah, because everyone else pretty much gets to do that.

Jack: Exactly. So this makes perfect sense. Anybody who has a problem with super straight is actually a hypocrite. There are some people who do it mockingly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just to cover up their homophobia and their transphobia.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But there are people who are actually super straight, and you don't get to pick and choose who's the one who's being transphobic and who's the one who's not.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And pretending you have the right to do that kind of makes you the bad guy. While with All Lives Matter, it's just a bunch of jackasses who don't realize that nobody said All Lives don't Matter. We're just trying to remind you that within the All Is Included Black, which people seem to forget.

Cristina: Yes. This is a whole different situation.

Jack: It's a whole different situation. People consistently miss the point for Black Lives Matter. All Lives Matter. Well, yes. We're not saying that that's not the case. We're saying that within the all is black included. And you seem to forget that part.

Cristina: Yes. Yes.

Jack: But the super straight. No, that's on point. That's not a flawed idea. That makes perfect sense. It's a sexual identity like the rest of them.

Cristina: Mm. And there are so many.

Jack: There are so many. And there's gonna be more. I mean, there's demons now.

Cristina: That's not the same. Unless you're saying people are gonna have a word for being attracted to people.

Jack: Who identify as demons.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. That's gonna be interesting.

Jack: Perhaps. Then we start getting vaccines for the general public. Finally.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They start being rolled out. They roll out. They're rolling. Roll out. People get in them.

Cristina: Not really.

Jack: Not really. That immediately created a flat earth division.

Cristina: A flat earth.

Jack: Yeah. Like when f****** people. The same people, but like when we were trying to reconfirm with people that the earth is round, and then the whole f****** flat earth movement happened. So kind of like that, but with vaccines, which it's ironically, the same people who were already supporting flat earth that are now like, no, vaccines are dangerous. Don't get me wrong, these vaccines were tested incredibly fast.

Cristina: Yes. It's not dangerous in how they imagine.

Jack: Because we were using things we have already tested in other vaccines and crap. And that's what allowed it to be faster. We use pre existing information and did advanced testing and did very sped up testing that allowed us to use data from already existing vaccines and the chemicals that we added to the new vaccines to fight Covid. It's like a whole process that allowed us to do it faster.

Cristina: Yes. It's not from the devil.

Jack: All this information does not get told to the masses because scientists are. And all they know how to do is say, well, in our hypothesis it showed that the mitochondria was connected to the jugi mabob. And this is like shut the f*** up and just speak to the retards that don't understand what you're saying, bro. No, they just talk down. It's all right. They get that they don't understand. Just, just make the words simple. Be like vaccine in arm tested real good. Very good. No robots in vaccine healthy. Yes. No vaccine bad. Yes, vaccine good. And then show them pictures that explain it too. Because some people are so dumb they don't get that part. And that's fine. Not everybody's supposed to understand scientific notation. We need science communicators, not scientists. Because scientists cannot stand in front of people and talk. They're too dumb. All they know is what they're working on and they don't know s*** else. They don't know f*** else, dude. And that's a problem. Don't put a f****** quiet shy nerd who only hangs out with other quiet shy nerds that are only their peers in front of a public of mostly under educated individuals. That doesn't make sense. So that's the government's fault? All the anti vaxxers are the government's fault because you're like, well, usually it takes really long, but because of the mehuza and the gizzle and what the f***. I don't understand any of these words. But they said it's been tested shorter than usual. I heard that part. So what they mean is this can't really be tested safe. If you think about it, I didn't get all the other words that were telling me something about one thing or another.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But I know that the vaccine wasn't tested the right amount. It's like, well, they explained how it works, but like they're too dumb to bring it down.

Cristina: Yes. And now they're protesting. Yeah.

Jack: Now we got a bunch of people who are like, my right. It's so scary and dangerous. People getting sick and dying. Don't get me wrong, that did Happen. A lot of people got sick from the vaccine and like, bad sick, bad sick, bad sick. But it's. There's going to be a margin for error.

Cristina: The vaccine itself or like Covid. Like they still caught the vaccine.

Jack: People who didn't have the COVID at all.

Cristina: The vaccine was actually hurting them.

Jack: Yeah, the vaccine killed a couple of people, but the margin for error is there. Somebody's gonna have a bad reaction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's so infinitesimally small that out of million billions of people in the world. Billions who've gotten it. We had an outbreak of six dead women. Then it just got. We plugged the hole. Okay. We fixed the problem.

Cristina: Yeah. They stopped, I think for that time.

Jack: Yeah. Worked on it. And then it's gone.

Cristina: Yeah. Like the right thing to do.

Jack: We got 8 billion people and 6 deaths. More people have died of less s*** in more time. In less time. In the same time frame, actually. In that time that we were complaining about. I'm gonna take f****** vaccines for some small village in West Bubba. F***. Got bombed. And more people died instantaneously. As. You didn't even finish your sentence.

Cristina: Like, how many people died from COVID at that time?

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. A lot maybe, Probably. But compared to what? Like a lot as compared to what? You know, like you compared to one thing, you're like, well, I guess it's not really that bad. Compared to another thing. Oh, so terrible.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, that's another problem. Media just focuses on brainwashing and s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But that slowly led into the racism against the Asians. Asian Americans.

Cristina: Yeah. A lot of videos are not safe for them.

Jack: Which is weird because a lot of the videos I saw were black people beating up on the Asians, which was like, this is. What the f*** aren't you guys just came out from being like totally abused yourselves. You had a whole protest last year about this and now you're doing it to the Asians?

Cristina: Yes, dude.

Jack: I watched an entire video of two black dudes and a black girl beating the f*** out of an Asian old lady. Just cuz this is your fault.

Cristina: That is really sad.

Jack: And dude, like, what is happening? How you gonna be this hypocritical?

Cristina: I don't know. And then telling them. I don't know if they told them, but how many people have told them? Go back to your country.

Jack: Those people should probably though. I was born in the. No, no, we're rejecting you. You just jumped an old lady because she brought Covid. She looks like she hasn't Left this country in years, if ever. Yeah, and you jumped her because she's Asian. Go back to your f****** country. No, no, no. Citizenship rejected. Get the f*** out. Go take a f****** ancestry. We'll take you to random country with dark people, bro. I don't give a f***. We'll just drop you off somewhere. You say you're part of them. I don't give a f***. You ain't f******. No. That's crazy. That's crazy as f***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: How did we have entire series of protests about black lives matter, and then you just decided, but Asian lives don't.

Cristina: But Asia. That's what we learned.

Jack: That's what we learned. Black people believes that black lives matter, but Asian lives. That. That's not the same. So then the argument of s***, I guess saying all lives matter kind of held weight. Cuz like they quickly toss out the window, Asian people lives matter because you're not Asian, you don't give f***.

Cristina: So should we start an Asian lives matter group?

Jack: Well, that happened.

Cristina: Oh, that did. Okay.

Jack: That was the aftermath of bunch of Asians getting a bit. Well, Asian lives matter.

Cristina: Yeah, they do. Why they do.

Jack: We shouldn't have to emphasize. It should just be all lives. It should be. It should be. The fact that we have to emphasize any specific is the problem. So whites don't like blacks, but blacks don't like Asians. Do Asians have a problem with Hispanics? Asians were at the wall like, yeah, build it. F*** them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like I don't f****** know at this point, dude. You know what? If you're not Native American, get the f*** out of the country. Let's just start there. All of us. Let's just get the f*** out. Let's just go out. All of us. We don't know where we came from.

Cristina: Done enough to them.

Jack: Yeah, we're just gonna find people who we look kind of sort of like and just go there. Let's just do that. All of us. If you're not Native American, get the f*** out. Just do that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's it. We stop f****** this country up. It's the only way.

Cristina: Yeah, that's the solution. That's a great solution. Why don't we do that? D***, no one wants to do that.

Jack: There's like 50,000 Native Americans. And everybody else is not.

Cristina: Yes. There's too many people.

Jack: Yeah, like my vast majority, everybody else is not Native American.

Cristina: And that would be talking about Canada too, though.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah.

Cristina: We're talking. Not just United States. Got to leave. Canada's got to go too.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. The only people who are fairly where they are are the South Americans because they are a clean breed of whatever, half native and Spaniard.

Cristina: He didn't kill off the natives.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just f***** them all.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Good for them.

Jack: Good for them. F****** everything they see.

Cristina: That's how you do it. Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, eventually New York legalized marijuana.

Cristina: Yay.

Jack: That's a thing. Medical use, primarily.

Cristina: Yeah. Every state is legalizing.

Jack: Yeah. Joyce got it as well.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Wisconsin's had it for a while. Little by little. I think most states now have it legalized. So that went great. When the T. Pain thing.

Cristina: Yes. He.

Jack: He realized that he had that Instagram is flawed with that hidden folder.

Cristina: Yeah. Why is there a hidden folder? I don't know. But he just noticed he was missing.

Jack: What, 200, hundreds, hundred celebrities just wanting to be his friend and he was just not. Not aware.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't hang out on Instagram. How would I know?

Cristina: Yeah. And he just realized that. I wonder if he, after realizing that, has contacted all of them.

Jack: Why would he contact all. He just accepted. Celebrities don't just casually talk to each other. They're just people.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I'm just like, I don't know Brad Pitt, but I'm gonna send him an inbox. Like, what the.

Cristina: What if Brad Pitt was in his inbox? So maybe they'll. I don't know.

Jack: Like, how would that play out?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, hey. Hey.

Cristina: Yes. I don't know what they do. I don't know.

Jack: I don't know. Hi. Hi.

Cristina: I guess, I assume they all want to do a project together.

Jack: The f*** would that even look like? Brad Pitt and T. Pain?

Cristina: I don't know. We'll find out when they make a.

Jack: Project together, I guess. And then we had some mass shootings in Atlanta and Boulder. Two weeks apart from each other because that still hasn't gone away. We just have mass shootings once in a while. You know, they. They died down. We don't have them for a while and then they come back. You know, we need a couple of mass shootings every year and school shootings.

Cristina: Population control, I guess. Mass shootings, but all population control.

Jack: We're just trying to reduce the amount of people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Regardless of where. It's non biased. It's just wherever the f*** there's a shooter in the least. Bias is school and just f******. They go into school, they kill random people. Whoever drew death that day as a straw is just who's the f***. Got it. It's harsh, but Population control. We're talking about resource problems. Okay, then nobody if really believe there's a resource problem, then you shouldn't have a problem with this. This is how the world should work. Right? Because we're letting people overseas die because we have a resource problem we got to worry about. Re. Well, this is the same.

Cristina: This is the same.

Jack: We're not picking who dies now. They're just dying.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if you believe there's a resource problem, then mass shootings shouldn't bother you because it happens. You rather they live a suffering life as more people get born and consume resources faster and eventually. No, they're doing you a service.

Cristina: I don't want to say that. What? I don't think there's a resource problem though.

Jack: So I guess there is no resource problem. I'm just saying for people who believe there's a resource problem, they should probably be like, well, this is great. Like it's not and there isn't a f****** resource problem. We got s***** distribution of resources. That's different.

Cristina: That's very different.

Jack: A bunch of rich people with most of everything and then everybody else gets shreds. There's not really a resource problem. We just haven't decided to kill and eat all the rich people, which would be a astoundingly easy considering we out there's like 20 of them.

Cristina: Yeah, we could.

Jack: We could easily just eat them. Yeah, we could eat them. Take all of their property by force and they can't stop us.

Cristina: But how much people are protecting those people?

Jack: Those people would join us if we just agreed as people that beyond a certain point, if you're a certain level of rich, we could just eat you.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: If you're just a certain level of rich, we could just eat you. That's it.

Cristina: That's it.

Jack: That's it. The problem is people are too scared. Oh, I might go to jail. Yeah, but you'll make the world a better place. But we're all the main character. I can't spend the better world in jail.

Cristina: Okay, so this person isn't going to jail. This is like that. What was that famous movie where everyone gets to kill each other for one night? This is just for the rich people. Yeah.

Jack: Oh, the rich purge. But they got. That's not fair. They got bunks and s***, military vehicles driven by people who they could pay to not participate in the purge.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Okay, it has to just be. After you've made this much money, you're a criminal and we get to eat you. And it's like if you've ever wanted to taste human. Well, Bezos is a billionaire. Oh, s***. We still got billionaires. Yeah, we haven't caught Bezos yet. Oh, let's go Bezos hunting.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Yeah. I mean that make perfect sense when the world decides to work together to stop the problem that we've created of huge capitalistic wedges between classisms.

Cristina: Yes. What a great way to fix it. What?

Jack: Yep. And then India goes up in Covid, then Palestine and Israel explode into a massive battle. And then Australia with a giant mice problem.

Cristina: Yes. There's a bunch of mice biting people in hospitals and schools, in a jail. They had to relocate all the people from the gel to another place because the mice were just attacking everything.

Jack: They had rabies?

Cristina: No, they were just biting the. They. They bit something important from the gel electron, something electrical. And so they had to go to another place.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: And they also were eating all the farm food, which was pretty horrible.

Jack: I can imagine. Yeah. If you have no clean farm food they could eat without catching some sort of disease or some crap.

Cristina: Then a volcano exploded in Congo, Near Congo. It looked really cool. At least the pictures did. All the people evacuated from the main city there.

Jack: I mean, all volcano eruptions look great.

Cristina: Yes, they do.

Jack: But yeah, it's like a unique looking non frequent event.

Cristina: And in Canada, 215 children were found.

Jack: Oh my God. Yes, the f******. The school or some s***, right?

Cristina: Yeah, from Catholic schools. I think it was Native American children. They just found a bunch of dead bodies. There were unmarked graves. They found so many children. So many. And I think that was like the first one they found. And then they found other ones after in other schools or what used to be schools. And then soon after churches were being burned down.

Jack: That's about right. I don't know why we're still dealing with Catholicism. Why we haven't decided that you kind of unanimously responsible for all the horrors that have ever happened.

Cristina: We just keep finding more.

Jack: I mean, wasn't. Wasn't the First Reich also Christian?

Cristina: What was he?

Jack: Christian Nazis.

Cristina: He was Christian though, weren't they? I don't know.

Jack: I mean like, great, whatever, but I'm pretty sure they were Christian and that a lot of that was all stemming from like all of the. Every kind of everything. Evil. Christianity is evil inherently.

Cristina: This was Catholic, which is I guess the worst of the worst.

Jack: It's the worst of all Christian branches, right? Yeah. They're responsible for the most death. They want you to pretend to drink blood and eat flesh. And they like to tell the story of a dude who killed the firstborn? Unless you killed a goat and covered the top of your door with it.

Cristina: And got a guy. Yeah.

Jack: Got a guy to pretend he was gonna kill his son. Just that religion, them.

Cristina: There's so much wrong with them.

Jack: It's a lot wrong with Christian.

Cristina: We just find more things.

Jack: Yeah. Like a bunch of crazy.

Cristina: Cancel it school. Cancel everything else.

Jack: We can't, because they support things like the left and the right and.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And people are like, no, but God. It's like, you don't give a about no God, bro. Shut the upper.

Cristina: You'd have canceled them so long ago.

Jack: Yeah. Then eventually Covid decided to, like, multiply. Deconstruct from its Mighty Morphin Megazord form into individual parts.

Cristina: Yes. There was the Delta, which we thought.

Jack: Was super scary and dangerous and evil, and then it grew a little more.

Cristina: And became the Delta plus.

Jack: Yes. And we're like, oh, no. Delta Plus. This is the Super Mega one. But then in actual supervillain came in.

Cristina: I don't know how you pronounce it. Omicron.

Jack: Omicron.

Cristina: Omicron.

Jack: Yeah. That showed up. And now we're like, oh, my God. But the Omicron thing, the funniest part is that right now, at this point. So right now. Okay, so it's what, the first. And as of us recording this, technically, on paper, the pandemic is over. It's been over because we have vaccines for the problem at hand, and the amount of deaths have steadily been going down, even if the amount of cases have been going up. We're basically dealing with a flu season equivalent, and people have been shook in panic. And that's why the hospitals fill up, because most of the people in the hospital aren't having, like, tremendously bad reactions. But everybody gets scared, gets tested and runs to the hospital.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But the death rate is continuing to drop.

Cristina: Okay, so we're not in a pandemic.

Jack: We've not dropped the title.

Cristina: The title again.

Jack: We're in this place where the government overreached and they need to scare you back to normal. They need to. The narrative needs to make sense. They can't just say we f***** up and we overdid it.

Cristina: They can't say we saved the day either.

Jack: It wouldn't make sense. People are still too scared. You can't just be like, oh, no, it stopped. Because then people can question, was there ever.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because it was never as bad as government pretended it was, but they were. They had to be cautious. That's true. They didn't. They. They Overstepped in caution. Because if it did turn out as bad as we were predicting it would be, we'd be all f*****.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But the fear of the government is losing power. So they did the right thing at the beginning by overstepping. But then they were like, oh, but how do we go back on it now? That's the problem. That's how we ended up where we are. Because they didn't want to say, okay, those were security measures. Now we can go back to this kind of life that makes perfect sense.

Cristina: Can you imagine? Do you have an idea of how they're gonna.

Jack: No, it's just gonna slowly trickle back to normality.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's gonna happen seamlessly. That's the goal. To seamlessly make it normal.

Cristina: It'll be seamlessly normal. And there's less where there's no more coveted variants. Are they gonna.

Jack: Yeah, I don't know why the f*** they're naming all the variants when the flu does this every f****** year.

Cristina: We don't have a name for everything.

Jack: I mean, we do, but we don't talk about it.

Cristina: Yeah, no one knows. Like, it's just the flu.

Jack: Yeah, Like a vaccine scientist knows exactly what the. The name of each strain of the flu there is, but, like, we're not advertising it on TV and, like, screaming.

Cristina: At people, this once here, there's three different variants.

Jack: Just, like, take the f****** flu shot in your. Fine. Yeah, well, no, if you don't like what there are right now at this moment, the flu is deadlier. Again.

Cristina: The flu is deadlier.

Jack: Flu is currently deadlier than the coronavirus. Again, like, that happened in the middle of 2021. Like, it just went backwards to the point that now, again, the flu is the most overpowered thing. It's no longer Covid. Okay, but also, we are not stopping talking about COVID That ball got rolling, and it's just a snow ball and it's a giant hill. Doesn't stop f****** getting bigger. It's annoying.

Cristina: Wow. There's also a fungus version in India.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Remember that?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was the airborne version in the south.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And there was the contact version that was over here in the east.

Cristina: Ah, okay. Man, so many. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. There's a million of these.

Cristina: Gotta catch them all. No, don't do that. That'd be interesting if you caught them all.

Jack: Gotta catch them all. Covid Month.

Cristina: There's gotta be someone out there that accidentally somehow just traveling because I guess they have to because of work, so they're forced to get these not they're forced to, but they just accidentally.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know, like someone who drives a plane. I don't know who's most in danger. Or ships.

Jack: I mean, doubtfully. After you get it, you probably just stop working in general.

Cristina: Juneteenth becomes an official holiday.

Jack: Yeah, finally, Juneteenth, an official holiday. The day slavery ended has been cemented and is now something we celebrate, which feels probably like should have been since the day slavery ended. But I know why people take their time. So thanks for throwing us a bone, white people. Thanks for throwing us a day.

Cristina: Are we gonna start having fun?

Jack: And the shortest month.

Cristina: A day.

Jack: And the shortest month.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thanks, white people. We appreciate it. Then space happens. For the first time ever, there is space.

Cristina: I'm pretty sure that was there.

Jack: You sure?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, well, I guess that's been there this whole time. Anyways, Leon Elon Musk used the apparently always there space to get a rover to Mars. That's cool.

Cristina: Hasn't there been rovers to Mars? No, no, I think they've been. There's been one. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, NASA's. NASA's rover.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I said Elon, but NASA's rover lands there on Mars.

Cristina: Also, Elon did some space stuff this year.

Jack: Bunch of space. Yeah, there's a bunch of Elon Musk stuff, including neural link and his starlink. And Tesla got better and bigger. And they have a robot, a house robot that's announced.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Do you know what the house robot thing is called?

Jack: No. House buddy. House buddy.

Cristina: Okay, go look that up.

Jack: Go Google house buddy. Tell me if I got it right.

Cristina: Yeah. Neuron link.

Jack: Neuralink. Yeah. Neuralink is nuts. I'm probably gonna get it. You're probably gonna get it after it's well tested. But, yeah. So then, Then. Then after all of that excitement, we took a weird turn for even more exciting when Biden was like, look, everybody, I'm about to blow your minds. I'm gonna do what every president's been talking about doing. And I don't know why they don't do it, but I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna take every soldier out of Afghanistan and everybody's at once. Wait, don't. No. There's a reason we don't do it. He's like, no, no, no. Y' all's just p******. I am the real deal. I'm here to do what the people tell me to. And the people told me to take all the soldiers out of Afghanistan. But there's a reason the people aren't in charge of s*** because the people are f****** stupid. So he did exactly as the people wanted him to do. The stupid people who don't get how politics and military work. He did just what they wanted. And he took all the soldiers out at the same time, but they wanted it done fast. And he said, I promise, fast.

Cristina: He did it fast.

Jack: And he did it so fast. But there was one stipulation to doing it fast. It would take years to get enough ships and planes out there to then board all of the tanks and artillery and weapons we have. So we were like.

Cristina: We abandoned them.

Jack: Yeah, just. Just you. We can leave them all. They're not gonna use them. We're just gonna leave them all here, and we're all gonna leave. And we did that. And it took a single week for the Taliban to come right out of the holes they were hiding, which we thought they were dead or some s***. But no, they were just so well hidden because they were too scared because of the death grip that Obama put over Afghanistan. And now without that death grip with his homie who was just like, hey, my homie put the death grip. I don't know why he did that. That's so crazy. I'm gonna take that death grip away and everybody who's watching anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And now.

Cristina: Yeah, right.

Jack: The Taliban took over all of the. Everything. All the guns and all the bases and all the codes and all those tanks and weapons and all the stuff. And now Afghanistan is a terrorist nation.

Cristina: Yeah, that happened.

Jack: That happened fast. Fast. It just came and went. It was just like, now we just have Afghanistan, the terrorist country. Yeah, like, it went from just normal people to a country run by terrorists.

Cristina: Yeah, man. We live with that.

Jack: That's f*****. Because it's the. That we've been being racist about this whole time, except we made it a reality. Well, like, if you're from Afghanistan. Oh, don't you know the jokes? Don't blow me up. Oh, you're coming on the plane with me. Don't blow me up. Well, like, bro, now, now. If somebody from Afghanistan gets on your plane, s**** on bricks, how the f*** are you just gonna leave all the Taliban people to take all the what?

Cristina: I don't know. That's the.

Jack: They just murdered random Afghanis. He's just like, f*** these people. Like, what? We really just gave the power to the terrorists. We made ISIS 2.0.

Cristina: He was cool with that.

Jack: He was cool with that? Well, the people were cool with that. Yeah, because the people wanted him to do it. And He's a people pleaser and he did what the people wanted.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He got them out.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess so. Yay. He's hero.

Jack: He did what he said he was gonna do.

Cristina: He did it.

Jack: And they asked him to do it. And he did it. He did it. Nobody, nobody can tell him he didn't do it. He did do it. He did do it. They can't tell him s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And becomes a him. Well, you didn't know I did it. You told me to and I did it. I came up here with promises and I'm keeping promises, but they were very.

Cristina: Angry at him afterwards.

Jack: Well, that's their fault. They need to shut the f*** up. Yeah, they asked for something, deal with it. Yeah, you wanted the troops out, we took the troops out. Now you want, you want to problem solve, grab some guns, get on that plane over there and we'll see how it goes. You go over. You wanted them out. The soldiers are gone. They're not going back. They know what's happening over there. You want it out now, you go. You go fix it. You go James Bond that s*** on your own. The f***. That's crazy. And, yeah, then we got hit by some crazy a** storm. Ida. And Ida destroyed Louisiana.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: And then drowned Jersey and New York.

Cristina: And the hurricane and the tornadoes.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Jersey had seven tornadoes in one week.

Cristina: It was all in a week.

Jack: It was in two weeks, I think. But for the first time since like 1910 or some s***.

Cristina: For a while.

Jack: Yeah, for a while where there was one by chance and it wasn't even complete. And I believe it didn't even touch ground. And then we had seven that did. Yeah, nice. Just, you know, no. Climate change. There's no such thing.

Cristina: There's no such thing.

Jack: A state that hasn't had a tornado in over a hundred years. Seven, two weeks. Mmm.

Cristina: America, everything's fine.

Jack: Everything's fine. Yeah. Right now at this moment, we're living that meme with a little dog inside the burning house.

Cristina: Yeah, that's the burning house is hers.

Jack: Yeah. And we're just like, this is fine. That's how it goes. And shortly thereafter, a bunch of people drowned and died and whatnot. Bezos went to space.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Because that's how we roll some rich dudes based on his buddy or something.

Jack: Yeah. They went out there, it went to colonize space together by themselves. We don't know what b*** stuff they did up there, but they went together.

Cristina: Everyone made fun of their ship because.

Jack: It looked like the p**** that Jeff Bezos wishes He had.

Cristina: Oh, yes, yes.

Jack: And then Squid Game happened and the world got shook by Koreans once again, as they have all the best dramas ever made.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we don't argue that. We know that there are way more dramas that come from Mexico and Spain. That's an obvious statement. They pump one new out every week. But quality wise, I'm saying Korean is the best. Koreans, they got it.

Cristina: They got it.

Jack: They got it. That's. That's where it at. That's where it's at, bruh.

Cristina: And people who didn't know found out.

Jack: Found out. Yeah. So I've been down that rabbit hole since I was a kid. Early days of my life.

Cristina: Don't say that. You're gonna be a hipper hipster.

Jack: What? I remember watching KBS on cable. Was it channel 23? Yeah, I think it was channel 23. Actually it was on channel 17 for a while and then when they change, we changed. Like companies, you know, they have channels arranged differently. Yeah, then it was on channel 23.

Cristina: You're watching Korean things.

Jack: KBS subtitles.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Great dramas. The best. All romance for whatever reason.

Cristina: And then Metaverse. Yeah, Metaverse was announced and Facebook changed to Meta.

Jack: Yeah, Facebook changed its name to Meta.

Cristina: And then we got some creepy commercials about what that's gonna look like.

Jack: Like we've had Metaverse, except the meta part doesn't exist. We've had universes we hang out in, very detailed. There are video games that are life style games. You could play one game forever and there'd be new content. Consider GTA is a type of Metaverse, but it's not a metaverse reality in that you're putting on a headset. Except I think now it technically is. But what they mean by the metaverse isn't even what we're talking about.

Cristina: No.

Jack: When we're talking about just a casual world, you can exist in what? This version of the Metaverse is essentially some kind of Internet. It's the next stage of the Internet where everybody owns the Internet simultaneously.

Cristina: That's going to be crazy. And it's complicated. I don't think people have. I mean, maybe by now we understand what the metaverse is going to.

Jack: Not entirely. Most people don't.

Cristina: Okay. And another thing about the Internet that's new or new from that year is NFTs.

Jack: Oh, yes. NFTs are all over the place. But Metaverse is run off of the same concept that NFTs are blockchain technology. And blockchain technology decentralizes the entirety of any content on it. Anything you Use blockchain to create is owned by everybody.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And that allows the Internet to stay free, man. It will be impossible to legislate anything around it if everybody owns all of the Internet all of the time. Because people can just decide we don't agree, and then shut down the government's Internet. That's how you do it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because the solution here is. Or not the solution, but the outcome is that the metaverse and the unity of a decentralized government in the web will then align the mentalities of anybody using those Internets, thus bringing the world closer together.

Cristina: So this is gonna be a good thing.

Jack: This is a good thing long term. Yes. It's gonna bring the world together. We're gonna be one. Because the governments of the real world might be affecting us, but they need to use the Internet that we all own.

Cristina: Amazing.

Jack: So they, in order to get their message out, need to rely on us agreeing with them.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Giving the power back to the people. That's why the government doesn't like this idea. They're like, we need to halt that.

Cristina: They're not gonna be able to do it.

Jack: Nope. That's the same reason the government was not supporting Bitcoin at the beginning.

Cristina: And they weren't able to stop that either.

Jack: We're never gonna stop that either. We gotta f******. We gotta stop this. Because if it's decentralized, we don't control how the dollar moves. And now who gives a s*** about your dollars? Like a million other currencies out there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now I can trade with anybody at any moment. Don't have to worry, because f*** your dollar. So, yeah, then Dave Chappelle released a special. People try to cancel him.

Cristina: Yes. There was so many protests for the trans community.

Jack: Yeah. But that's not really a surprise. That usually happens.

Cristina: Yeah. And I think people were fired from Netflix.

Jack: Yeah. People protested thinking they would boycott Netflix. And in return, some mofos got fired. And Netflix proved I could just fire back at you guys. And then what? Which is funny because I like to think of it like, yeah, I've heard the stories of how, you know, my blue haired, overweight, gender confusing individuals protest and get our way because we scare companies. We're gonna do that right now because we don't like the words he's saying, even if they're a joke. And then they went out and they walked out. And then Netflix was like, just don't come back. You're like, wait, what? Huh? What? I thought this would work. And Netflix was like, no, I can just hire somebody who's not gonna b****.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's like, oh. Oh, thank you for opening that door, Netflix.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because now other people like, wait, why were we caving? F****** no money. Why don't we think they had the power? It's like, yeah. Why did you think you give them money, dude? What? Yeah, just let them leave. Give somebody else money. Netflix did it. Netflix did to the cancel culture. Well, Kevin Spacey did to me too. Just like, here's some proof. Enjoy. Netflix did the same thing. It's like, okay, walk out and keep walking.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah, keep walking. That person walking in the opposite direction, that's your replacement.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Netflix on it. Oh, supporting creators. Not angry people who've never created anything and feel like they have the right to destroy everything, when in reality, they're just lesbian white women.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Which is like, you're still abusing your privilege against a black man, aren't you?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Ain't that the irony? They're abusing their white privilege against a black guy. Mmm. We've entered some weird territory.

Cristina: Yes, that. That's weird. Okay. And then. Oh, Astroworld Festival. That was pretty tragic.

Jack: Oh, yeah, that's that festival where people entered a Travis Scott concert and they.

Cristina: Were trampled to death.

Jack: A Juice World concert. Giga Dee Goo.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, but they totally went into that Travis Scott. And then people were trampled and killed because it was so densely packed.

Cristina: They're just squeezed to death.

Jack: Yeah, but those 10 people got to see Juice Wrld again, and that's what matters.

Cristina: That's. I don't know. Ah, that's so horrible. I don't know.

Jack: And then the CDC recommends all 18 and older get a COVID 19 booster, and they change the terms of what fully vaccinated means to three shots, not two.

Cristina: That was four now.

Jack: Oh, it's four. It might be. I don't remember all of the above. And the most important news of the entire year is that Britney Spears has finally regained her freedom, and now she can go blow her brain talk because she hates her life.

Cristina: Yay. Yay. What a year.

Jack: What a year. And now. Now we've just begun this beautiful new year where it's a new year and it's new uses, it's new us, it's new uss.

Cristina: No, because we're rambling now.

Jack: Yeah, we're.

Cristina: Although we were rambling before, but now we're called rambling. Oh, my God.

Jack: Now we're saying the words rambling.

Cristina: Whoa. Beautiful. So new.

Jack: Super new. So, yeah, let us know what you Guys, think about, did we miss anything you guys wanted to mention? Mention it for us. Tell us. Tell us in comments, tell us in reviews, go on social media, email us on Facebook, on Twitter, on this, on that. Tell us all the things. Tell us, if you like, how we're now referring it to. To it as Rambling, because it's always been rambling anyways, and now we're just calling it Rambling and making a division. So there's basically two shows on the feed now. Yeah, that's where we are.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Two shows on the feed. Just me and Kristi here rambling, trying to explain to you guys the truth about everything that exists in the world, the real meaning behind all the things. And then there are conversations with an interesting, usually eccentric guest, but very interesting.

Cristina: Yes, very interesting guest. Yeah.

Jack: So, yeah, if you guys want to listen to episodes about all the things that happened and get our take on moment to moment, all the research we've done, all the missions we went on in 2021, all the discoveries we've been on, all the guests, we've had some very. The year of the most unique guests.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you can definitely find all of that stuff on the official website, greatthoughts.info on Apple podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can also reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review.

Cristina: The show and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. Tell them, hey, the Just Conversation podcast now officially goes by Rambling in one of their shows. And you should listen to Rambling by the Just Conversation podcast. And they'll be like, oh, I like to hear people ramble.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, yeah.

Cristina: And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing from personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: Kind of badass. You thought, had we be doing this this long?

Cristina: Yeah. Really? I don't know. I have no idea. I never had a time schedule thing. Like, I never was thinking how long. I don't know. It's just the thing we were doing at the moment and that was it. I never really thought about the future of the podcast or how long I pictured myself doing the podcast or anything.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: It just happened and it just kept happening and that was it.

Jack: Yeah. Now we're here.

Cristina: And now we're here.

Jack: We're.

Cristina: And I don't know where I'll be next.

Jack: Podcasts in the ranks kind of often don't know who's listening. So attentively. Thank you, anybody Listening. Thank you.

Cristina: Thank you.

Jack: That's awesome.

Cristina: But were you thinking we'd be here?

Jack: I also don't really like, you know, how many things I've started in my life. I just keep doing them forever. I don't really quit anything.

Cristina: You don't have any plans?

Jack: No, I just start things. And I'm the opposite to most people that they're known for starting and stopping something and then starting something new and stopping that, or never finishing something and just starting the next thing and just wandering off. No, I do all the things all at the same time.

Cristina: But you don't at least plan things out, though, because you keep going. I don't know. I feel like someone who does keep going, it's because they have some type of plan.

Jack: I have no plan.

Cristina: You have no plan.

Jack: I. I roll with it.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: As it. As it. As it goes. Things.

Cristina: Is it shocking then, that we've lasted this long?

Jack: No. I've literally never let anything fall.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Only the things that I've made and given to somebody else to manage have fallen apart. Yeah.

Cristina: That's different.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: So, yeah, pretty cool.

Cristina: Cool. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts Info, art by Zero Lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 115: 2020 Apocalypse Review pt 2

Just Conversation, Politics, Election Fraud, New Year, Celebbration, Coronavirus, Aliens

Finishing our review of the slowest apocalypse ever, 2020.

The duo wrap up their studies of the ancient times of 2020. The good, the bad and the ugly are all wrapped up with a neat bow. As they do so, they remember the days before aliens ruled the world and days before the Mars Space station was a casual hangout for teens. Often referred to as “the good old days.”

(This episode contains a transcript to make it accessible to Deaf and Hard of Hearing Audiences #DeafPodcast

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Topics Discussed

  • Police Brutality
  • Police Reform
  • Lebanon Explosion
  • Unhealthy Americans
  • California Wildfires
  • Stronger Covid
  • Election Fraud
  • Aliens

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: And also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to find somebody. And as always, you pick up the first sharp object by you, and you walk casually towards them. Make sure they see you and the sharp object. And the sharp object. And mumble something to yourself. It doesn't have to be coherent. It just has to under your breath. Make sure they hear you mumbling on your way over, but they can't tell what it is you're saying. Anything. Say the ABCs to yourself. It's fine. On your way over to them. And when you finally get to them, you say, us two, we're gonna f****** listen to the Just Conversation podcast. I promise you, they won't say no.

Cristina: Are they trying to threaten this person or no? Is it supposed to look like they're threatening them without actually threatening them?

Jack: They're alluding to danger, although they're never saying there's danger.

Cristina: Yes. That's very Dennis. Dennis. That's very Dennis.

Jack: Yeah. Anyways, talking about getting all dark on people around you and death and whatnot. Today's episode we're following up on the 2020 recap we're doing. It's Been a Fun Year, the review from last year. So if you haven't heard the first part, be sure to do that. Go back, listen to the first five months of the year when s*** was serious and we just cross over to get f***** area.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where s***'s gonna get f*****. So we had just finished May in our recap, and that's when the shoe dropped hard. Following the death of George Floyd, a unarmed black man at the hands of a white police officer and four other, well, three other cops standing by doing nothing. This got recorded, and it was a very long video of a man begging for his life while slowly fading out of this plane of existence. And when we ended, we were at 6 million coronavirus cases.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: So let's begin on June, June 2nd. Brooklyn PD. It's accused of corruption and abuse of power. Repeatedly. This time, they're caught on video after the protests broke out, after the country broke into protests, after Minneapolis had police try to solve their accusations of police brutality by using police brutality. This spread out to the rest of the country. And everywhere there were protests everywhere. Police also, police were trying to resort to the same measures. You're saying we here are also abusing our power. You're saying we're being brutal. Us, the cops, here to protect you. And as a result of trying to stop these false accusations caught on video, two police SUVs slammed into and drove through a crowd of protesters. Because this is America, and that's how you show them we're not brutal.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. It's not all the police run them over. You run them over.

Jack: Additionally, around this time, where s***'s hitting the fan pretty hard and race wars are essentially breaking out, I remember seeing a video of a guy in a truck who, I guess he had like a Trump flag or something, and he like flipped off some protesters that they pulled out behind them. They drove next to truck, got in front of the truck, slowed down the truck, ripped the guy out of the truck. I think he actually hit somebody with the truck. And then they got to the truck, they pulled the guy out of the truck, and they were on a bridge. They threw that guy off the bridge because that's where we are. I remember showing you that specifically the guy get pulled out of the truck and flung off a bridge. And then somehow he survived, which is way worse than had he died.

Cristina: But he. He hit someone before that too.

Jack: Yes, with the truck.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: He hit somebody with a truck. He already had like Maga flax on flags on his truck. And they just freaked out. A bunch of black people pulled him out, threw him over the bridge.

Cristina: And he lived.

Jack: And he lived. Which is way worse had he died. Great. Fantastic. End of the story. No, he fell off that bridge intervent. So that sucks. So, yeah, this is just day two. June 5th. The Buffalo riot police quit. Buffalo, New York riot police quit in protest of these. In protest of their abuse of power and in defense of some other cops. So your solution to being told you abuse your power is to quit. Which in reality, when that was being debated and discussed, the fact of it was investigations were being opened everywhere to.

Cristina: See that police are really abusing their power.

Jack: Any place that had a lot of accusations because now the country is calling for it. Look into all your cops. So they weren't idiots. They were like, not. We're out.

Cristina: Yeah, it's more about I. I got to do some things I forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: They were just definitely like, I think my mom's calling. Yeah, she needs me right now. I can't be at work for a couple of months.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Oh no. The Covid's real now, guys. It hasn't been real until this very moment. But I gotta stay home now, you know, Safety of my family and all. June 6, this is where that other shoe dropping finally hits the ground. It's only been fought, it's been mid air Suspense. This entire time we've been watching it incrementally because the global protests erupt.

Cristina: Now the world, the world, the world is protesting. It leaked brutality.

Jack: Yeah, it leaked out of the country.

Cristina: Yeah, that was pretty amazing.

Jack: It's. It's on some whole other s***. It left the United States and hit everywhere else.

Cristina: Because it's happening everywhere else as well. This problem, this police brutality thing. It's not just the cops here.

Jack: And as this is happening in the rest of the world, the US is leading the movement. So we're always. It began so Minneapolis had the first death, then they had the first protest. Then the protests spread everywhere else. When Minneapolis evolved into rioting against the police, into a mini war, then the rest of the country, the protest spread to the rest of the world. And now all the other places that police tried to solve with more brutality on top of the accusations, now those places are starting to have an uprising against the cops. This is where things got weird for a couple of weeks. It got really complicated in June, but it began in June 6th when this s*** really started happening where the entire country not just protest, but riots. And not just riots, but good guys on both sides, or both good guys on the good side, and two different factions of bad guys, all in some sort of guerrilla warfare happening in major cities all over the country. We got people in New York City, both good police officers and protesters uniting entirely, uniting against corrupt departments supporting abusive behavior. So they're coming together, they're standing. This is a great line that's being drawn right now because we get videos of police officers taking knees with protesters walking hand in hand, marching down the streets. And we have other videos of police officers plowing through people, shooting them, tear gassing them, pulling out lethal weaponry on people, assaulting people who aren't even part of the protests. Like the kids who were just driving out of college. So crazy there's a war happening and you got to pick a side. But s*** kept getting crazy. And this is where we have the curfews getting established throughout the United States. Not even related to the COVID because businesses were closing. But you weren't obligated to stay at home. That was an advisory. Now being outside is illegal.

Cristina: That has to do with the protest.

Jack: That was with the protest. People were being. It was that crazy. In major cities, people were being sent home at a certain time about 8pm and you had to do it.

Cristina: You have to go home to stop you from protesting.

Jack: Stop the protesters and stop the rioting and stop the looting.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And stop the dangerous behavior between the cops and the protesters. It got really crazy. And arrests at random and attacks on peaceful protesters. And by riot police. This is done by riot police throughout that whole time. So they just got more vicious after the curfews were put. Basically. Martial law was established in June.

Cristina: Yeah. Is that the same month where we were getting weird videos about what police were doing? Like some of them were dressing up and pretending to be protesters. Some of them were putting. What are those? Bricks. Bricks everywhere.

Jack: Yes, all of that. They were stacking bricks together. They were breaking windows while dressed like protesters and s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: All that is the same. Because now they're trying to do their own more. Hey man, you're getting negative attention on us. And this should not you we're gonna get negative attention on. And TIFA was just the racist cops. Just the racist cops trying to frame the protesters and have a reason to be violent against them. But that didn't last long because June 7, footage of off duty officers out of uniform looting and torching properties surface. And that's where we get to see these videos.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And see that when you pull their mask off, it turns out that guy's a f****** officer.

Cristina: Like the ending of Scooby Doo.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You take off the mask. Like what?

Jack: And who found out it was the f****** meddling kids.

Cristina: It was the meddling kids. Whoa.

Jack: Towards the end of June 7, we started getting the videos of police arresting police. I saw some really weird s*** that day. Particularly the cops that broke into a store fully in uniform to beat the crap out of protesters. To then have other cops enter behind them, draw their guns on the original cops to walk in, tell them to put the gun. Because they were about. The cops who went in first were just gonna shoot unarmed people. That was their goal. Then the second wave of cops walked into the store as well. And their. Nope, put your s*** down. And they started arresting each other.

Cristina: That was f****** complicated. Yeah.

Jack: Cops arresting cops. It got really weird. We had cops talking bad about cops. Cops out high ranking cops discharging people. There was a white cop snapping out some innocent protester who had no weapons. Being common everything. And his senior came up and Told him, you're f******. Get the f*** out of here. And that's caught on video. Just this lady walks up. His senior was a woman who just walked up and is like, get out. You're off of it.

Cristina: Yes. What?

Jack: And so we had a lot of that.

Cristina: This is when they talk of no more police or that's a little later.

Jack: This is the month where that conversation. It began early and it started to take form as the month went along. And around the 22nd, we get a. From the CDC and the WHO that the. The band the WHO, CDC and the band, the who. We get told that more than 80% of cases in March might have gone undetected. Because now we find out you don't necessarily show symptoms if you have it.

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: Because now we're starting to get testing in hospitals and things in Mass, and we're finding out, holy crap. There are many, many, many people who have no symptoms. This has already escaped our control. It is God knows who has it. And that's complicated because as we close the month, we've only pretty much been testing people who have either gone to get tested or gone to the hospital at this point. And we've hit that number globally at 10 million by the end of June.

Cristina: 10 million. Which last month, 6 million.

Jack: Yes. So we roughly doubled up. A little less than doubled up. That's how we end June. But then July comes, a relatively tame month. Things don't really happen.

Cristina: Probably more still talks about what to do with those cops.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Like police reform becomes a new thing. Besides just getting rid of them. How about we just change the system?

Jack: Yeah. Because of the amount of protesting. That became one of the main things we had to do. And the protesting had not stopped. It will not stop. It's kind of still going on right now, 20, 21. It's never stopped. That ball got started and it's still f****** rolling. There's a place that's had a little over, like, five months of protest straight since they began.

Cristina: Good.

Jack: Fair enough. But, yeah, so that's definitely around July. It starts to take place in New York City, particularly, where they start to actually implement some of these things.

Cristina: Actually. They actually did.

Jack: Yeah. They start firing police officers and they start starting with the people who killed George Floyd. They're starting to get punished. But now they cases are opened everywhere and they're flipping over this law. They've brought up the law that allows paperwork to always be hidden from the public relative to cops and junk.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So now that's immediately got moved to the top main court. S***. And now it's being debated whether we should get rid of this because it is definitely allowing abuse of power.

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: So that's all being discussed. And we come to July 7. US surpasses 3 million infections WHO withdraw. So we're just like, you guys don't know what you're doing. Because we know what we're doing. Like, any help is better than no help.

Cristina: No. We have the vice president. He takes charge.

Jack: He takes charge.

Cristina: He's gonna protect us.

Jack: He is better than the ban.

Cristina: The who. Science knowledge.

Jack: Hey, who knows how much science knowledge? He's probably a closeted scientist. Studied all the things, of course. Who. Who do you trust more to deal with the virus? The vice president or the band? The who. Right. Okay.

Cristina: Fair enough.

Jack: See how that works? You think, like, I guess they mean chill music, but, like, do they know chemistry? And it's like, even if Pence doesn't.

Cristina: Know chemistry, he's got the Space Force on his side.

Jack: He does.

Cristina: They could help.

Jack: He's already sort of science y. Yeah, Space Force. Now Covid, it seems like he's at least staying in the sciences.

Cristina: Such weird jobs.

Jack: The most religious guy any of us know is who got put in charge of science.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Crazy. He's going to pray at it. He's going to pray at it. But July 9, things escalate a little more. And it's because in Florida and in Texas, there's regions that people were catching it the entire time, but there were groups of people who were actually staying at home en masse. And those people started getting into the hospital with COVID What was going on? Well, they sent some teams out there to start investigating and checking out what the h***'s happening, because these are rural places where, like, people weren't going anywhere. A lot of them are seniors, and they're just staying home to be safe. But it turns out the virus went airborne. It mutated, and now there's an airborne strain in the South.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: And that kind of throws a wrench in all the plans, because how do you hide from something that's going to catch you in your house, whether or not you're around people?

Cristina: But it can't just go into your house, can it? It's not like traveling into houses, is it?

Jack: But, like, on its own, you can't leave the inside of your home, even to your own property, because Air.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Someone who has it might have walked by, and then it's just there hanging out.

Jack: And that doesn't help that we're having some of the craziest wind, which is problematic.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: S*** gets weird. So, yeah, now it's airborne. And by. We end July with an airborne virus at 17 million cases global.

Cristina: Whaat.

Jack: What's interesting about this is the numbers are going down. We're not doubling up anymore. The numbers are already huge, so every time we. 0.5, it's still kind of excessive, but the amount it's spreading is still going down. Interesting enough collectively, like, we're no longer double each time, even if way more people have it. We're definitely based on the numbers figuring it out. Even if it looks like there's a bunch of a******* not following rules or whatever.

Cristina: There's enough doing the right thing.

Jack: There's enough doing the right thing. Yeah. And then we enter August. This is a weird one, because s*** gets complicated pretty quickly. So we begin August and immediately with a bang. Yes, with a bang.

Cristina: Hey, like January, sort of.

Jack: Yeah, kind of. Sometimes months start with a bang. And the particular bang here on August 4th was also on August 4th, by the way. Two bangs on the 4th of two different months.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Interesting. Okay, also, side note, every president who doesn't show up to another president's inauguration has John in their name. Just saying. Just a weird fact about life.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Here's spitting gems. Here's a gem for you. Every president that's ever not gone to the inauguration of another president has been in some manner, shape, or form, had the name John. Had the name John.

Cristina: But there have been Johns who have been there.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: All the ones that didn't go were John. Were John. Okay.

Jack: And that is Donald. Yes, Donald John Trump. I thought it was Junior until I looked this up.

Cristina: How would you think? Why didn't he. Him naming his child Junior wouldn't make sense. You don't name your child Junior if you're a Junior Canopy.

Jack: The second third would be Junior. The third. There you go.

Cristina: Yeah, but his name is Junior.

Jack: His first name.

Cristina: No, it's Donald Junior, Isn't it? Don Junior, they always call him. Yeah, but is Donald junior?

Jack: Yeah, they don't have to say the third, but he would be. Anyways. Not the point. So the Beirut explosion in Lebanon, that.

Cristina: Was in August 4th.

Jack: Yes, on August 4th. The Beirut explosion in Lebanon, which was two consecutive explosions. One was relatively tame, which got all the cameras out. People started looking and whatever. And then the second one went off, which played a little like a nuke.

Cristina: It looks like, when you see it.

Jack: Yeah. Mushroom cloud and everything.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: And it cleared out a giant. It destroyed Beirut root. It got Wrecked pretty badly and killed over 190 people and injured more than 6,000. Windows for miles broken, popped no more windows. Buildings in the immediate vicinity.

Cristina: No more buildings.

Jack: No more buildings. They cease to exist. They have been removed from this universe.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: F****** nuts. And due to. It's due to unsecure tons. Tons. Almost 3,000 tons of ammonium nitrogen stored in hangars in the city's port.

Cristina: Yep. That they totally forgot about or something. Yeah.

Jack: They were like, it's fine here. Nobody said s*** for the last couple of years. It's totally fine. Ignored it. And boom. Then boom. S*** got real. That's how we started the year. A nuke style catastrophe.

Cristina: That was a pretty crazy explosion. Just to watch it. And then all the conspiracies about that and like was it a nuke or was it a bomb from somewhere else or what is. You know. No one wanted to believe what it was.

Jack: Nobody wanted to believe it was what it was. Then August 12th, we find out that severe obesity increases mortality risk from COVID which explains why it spreads like wildfire in the United States. Predominantly in major cities where the unhealthy McDonald's lovin, KFC loving, obese, diabetic, cancerous heart disease, having high blood pressure, having way too much sugar, having no exercise and I'm not gonna eat anything minorly green people live. And so it becomes way apparent why we're doing way worse than the rest of the world.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's because we're unhealthy as f***. And it predominantly kills unhealthy people. It began on the elderly. That was how it began.

Cristina: Oh yeah. We didn't mention that. But yes.

Jack: But then as many mutations kept happening, it shifted and it landed on fat people. Fat people. People with. Because it took a while to get to fat people though. It went through smokers. There's a strain that attacks smokers. But there's a strain that if you're a smoker, you're less likely to get what. That's a f******. There was a strain that gives you heart problems. There's one that only affects you if you have heart problems.

Cristina: There was one that was attacking children.

Jack: There was one that was attacking children. There was one that was particularly dangerous for diabetics. So many different strains just mutates any f****** chance it gets. It's f****** crazy. But whatever. So we find that out and then on the 17th, COVID 19, now the third leading cause of death in the U.S. somehow we've still managed to out drive Covid. Right. Is that the other what are the other two?

Cristina: I like. The other one is, like, accidentally falling into something, like something really retarded.

Jack: 5 Ways to Die Us. Oh, s***. So heart disease, then cancer, then Covid.

Cristina: I thought accidents.

Jack: I thought accidents were number one, but it's number three. Yeah, I thought accidents, but I guess I'm wrong. So heart disease, then cancer, and now Covid. Then Covid. Interesting. Covid's a strong runner.

Cristina: I really thought accidents was gonna be up there. It is up there, but it's not.

Jack: It's up there. Not worse than Covid. We're not out here trying to fight heart disease with everything we've got. We're not out here trying to fight cancer with everything we've got. We definitely came up with an immediate vaccine for Covid, though. Rich people got threatened. That's why when rich people get scared, they. They do whatever the f*** they need to. Money goes into everything. But if it's like they're making fat people decisions, they're. Of course you're gonna have heart problems.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But you can educate them. No, no, no. That wastes my money. But now there's a plague that might get to you. Oh, no. That requires my money. Yeah, so that's how that works. So, yeah, Covid becomes the third leading cause, right behind cancer and heart disease. And then on the 19th, Trump was asked about QAnon at a press conference. QAnon? The people who brought you Epstein's Island?

Cristina: Yes. The people who are trying to protect the world from pedophiles. Evil predo. Pedophile.

Jack: Reptilian, Illuminati. Pedophiles who drink children blood.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is conflicting because. Are they raping the kids or are they harvesting the kids?

Cristina: I think they're doing both.

Jack: They're raping them and to scare them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then you take their blood.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh, so they're vampires.

Cristina: Yes, they're vampires.

Jack: They break in.

Cristina: They're shape shifting vampires. Blood sucking. Yeah, they're vampires.

Jack: Yeah. Kind of fits. Okay, fair enough.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But when asked about it and whether he supports them, and they explain that these are crazy conspiracy theorists. Not to say they're actually crazy. This is what the media said. I think these people do know what they're talking about to some degree. They're kind of crazy. Don't get me wrong. They're out of f****** minds. But they're not wrong. They're misguided. They are too passionate about something they've not looked deep in enough to like. They haven't done the work.

Cristina: They're disconnecting things they're being told by.

Jack: Some omniscient other douchebag.

Cristina: What's going on?

Jack: What's going on? They're like, well, let's go. Let's do fear. F****** Q is good. He knows the truth. And it's like, okay, look, some of this stuff is true, but you guys are idiots about your approach, and you're not well informed on how it's true. You're just assuming how it's true.

Cristina: Yes. And then I saw videos of a lady who went to a store where the masks were and she destroyed it for QAnon. She destroyed the mask display.

Jack: Makes sense.

Cristina: Masks are killing us.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, They've laced our masks with things that make us stupid or something.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And so, yeah, when told about this, Trump was like, I don't know. I don't even know how to make an impression. I don't know. I don't know much about the movement other than I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate, but I don't know much about the movement.

Cristina: I don't. He sounds evil. He sounds like Batman.

Jack: Hey, he does sound like Batman.

Cristina: I'm not sure.

Jack: And then on August 28th, first known case of COVID re infection reported in the US a person who was cleared and seems to have not have it anymore now has it again, which means you don't stay immune for long.

Cristina: So then what about all these vaccine things? Will they help out if you can just get it again or. It's like the flu, you get it every year.

Jack: Well, assuming that it doesn't work anywhere near as powerful as that, and that your immunity fades after a couple of months, just two or three as it seems. That's really a temporary measure. The goal would be have enough supply. Vaccinate your entire population. The virus has nowhere to go. Isolate those that still have it, vaccinate them, eradicate it. Like smallpox.

Cristina: Will never be that organized.

Jack: We've done it before.

Cristina: Okay, like smallpox.

Jack: Just a matter of doing it right.

Cristina: Until there were ladies who decided their children doesn't need the smallpox vaccine.

Jack: And then it spread all over again, so. Cuz.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: We did it because. Essential oils. Why not? It's those people. Anyways, we close this month off with 25 million cases. Still slowing down. Now we're what, less than one third up? It's way less than before. Numbers are still coming down. But here's what's funny. Everywhere else in the world, they're slowing down.

Cristina: In the US it's growing.

Jack: Most of that increase is just us. That's where it starts to get really complicated. Because us continues to grow exponentially while other places are successfully lowering in town. Enter September. We're long past the January, February, March inferno that Australia was dealing with. It was horrendous. It was awful. But we got through it. We got rid of it. They're gone. We're free. You guys get to rest. It's finally done. You guys can go back home. All you firefighters from California that came to help you get to go home. You Australian firefighters who made it through, you're good. Oh my God, there's a fire in California. We gotta go home to fight a fire also. You Australians, come with us. We need you. Enter the actual worst fire in the planet's history.

Cristina: The California fire.

Jack: Yes. The fast moving bear fire, which was propelled by apparently lightning strikes and 45 mile an hour winds that spread that b**** the f*** out in an hour. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. That was f****** crazy. Burned a hillside by the Bidwell Bar Bridge. The fire tore through 230,000 acres in one 24 hour period. That s*** is not f****** around. That wind was not f****** around. Nevertheless, that wind was followed by a giant cool chill.

Cristina: Then other wildfires spread across California, reaching Oregon and Washington.

Jack: Yes, the craziest part about these are that they weren't even lightning strikes or anything of that nature. It was literal embers. Giant. The winds were so strong they carried over still lit embers that were giant chunks enough to not go out on their travel across state lines.

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: Land in a different forest and ignite that s***. What?

Cristina: What?

Jack: That's crazy. That's the one that happened in Washington. Yeah, it just flew across from California, landed there and boom, now you're on fire too. So the f****** planets burning at this point. United States is on fire. One of the largest fire or the largest fire in history. We're talking we just lost the Amazon and Australia and somehow. Yeah, let it, let it all burn. All of it. God's like I said once, I wouldn't drown the world. And so he's fair setting it on fire.

Cristina: Because he didn't promise that.

Jack: Okay, yeah, he didn't promise no fire. That was his favorite to start with. Think about it. Saddam and Gomorrah drop that f****** fire from the sky. F*** these people. That's how you do it. Extinguish m************. But yeah, so that's how the f*** that went. And collectively it destroyed so many f****** homes and burned through at least 2.5 million acres in California.

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: One of those fires I don't know if it was during that month or later on where the. They were trying to do a child's rebuke. A baby sex reveal party thing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Gender reveal.

Cristina: Gender reveal, that's the word.

Jack: But it's wrong. It's. Sex reveal is the right one.

Cristina: Oh, well. Anyway. And that started a fire.

Jack: Yeah. Cuz white people in fireworks America. Yeah, that's what happens. I hope they enjoy jail.

Cristina: Like you know what's happening in California. And then you do that. Though that should be illegal, shouldn't it?

Jack: I think it is illegal.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. You're expecting too much from people who don't think a lot. They should know more. Yes, Most people should know more. Most people don't know more. People are inherently stupid. Those people are a prime example of white privilege.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Moving on. September 23rd, a new, more contagious strain of COVID is discovered. Because that's how the story goes.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Before we had airborne. Now the previous original one that arrived has a strain which can fight most of the things in your immune system. Now you're more likely to catch it.

Cristina: Nice.

Jack: And that's to say the airborne strain is now popping up in a lot more places. It's either moving because people are traveling with it, or other strains are evolving to be airborne as well.

Cristina: Yeah, that could be awesome.

Jack: Which is problematic because vaccines come around. Do they work on all the strains?

Cristina: That is the big question that we gotta find out.

Jack: Big question. And then the global COVID deaths surpass 1 million. We have 1 million deaths of COVID landing the end of September with a total number of cases reported at 33 million. A million deaths, though still slowing down gradually. More and more, it's just crawling to a halt. Then we get to October.

Cristina: The first hornet nest is discovered in America. And it was destroyed. It was in Washington state.

Jack: Yes, yes.

Cristina: The Nest had 800 workers and nearly 200 queens were produced from that single nest.

Jack: And there's a soon to be more.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we're just on the hunt for them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah. So that's October for you. We have on October 2nd, Trump and the first lady test positive for COVID 19 and Trump enters the hospital. On October 5th, Trump leaves the hospital but continues receiving treatment. By October 8th, the White House had a Covid outbreak that reached 34 staff members.

Cristina: Ridiculous. Did he do that? I think he did that.

Jack: He just went back home and spread it to everybody. So as we are reaching the end of October, the flooding that was happening earlier in the year hasn't stopped. Yet.

Cristina: But flooding from India and Nepal.

Jack: Yeah. And as that's finally coming to a close, or not coming to close, but falling lower than it was before, people start calculating the destruction which got excessive because the river resulted in the death of. The river's flooding resulted in the death of 189 people and left over 4 million homeless in India and Nepal, all by the end of October. They were living a separate kind of h*** on top of the fact that they were dealing with the virus in that whole time.

Cristina: 4 million homeless.

Jack: Ah, what End of times. And then we end October with a total infection count of 45 million. But if you notice, that was a.

Cristina: Little bit of a jump there from 33 to 45.

Jack: Now we're over 1/4 gain when we were only just a little. I guess we've been doing about 1/4 for a while now. Okay, fair enough. But we go into November then getting. Getting close to the end here, the end of days, and we enter November and, you know, we have a crazy presidential campaigning and debating and stuff. And then finally on November 3rd is.

Cristina: Oh, before we talk about the elections, I do want to mention a little bit about the Deb. Just one thing. My favorite thing that I probably already talked about, but come on, come on. Trump talks about Biden's plans to replace the windows. No, to destroy buildings and then rebuild them to make little windows.

Jack: Tiny windows.

Cristina: Tiny windows.

Jack: He wants have all the buildings with tiny windows.

Cristina: Tiny windows. Yep. He wants to destroy all of them, replace them just with tinier windows. That's the evil thing.

Jack: Also, Pence became Lord of the Flies.

Cristina: Yes. That was a huge thing, too. That fly was a star in those debates.

Jack: Yes. People love it. He's the most celebrity ever existed.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: It's the most famous. The only thing more famous than Trump is that fly.

Cristina: Yes. No. November 3rd, the election day happens, and.

Jack: It'S an excruciating day with battles and swords and guns and tanks rolling on the street, missiles dropped.

Cristina: The date like, it lasted three days, four days.

Jack: Well, people were waiting to see how the count happens, which didn't end because many, many more votes way under prepared. November 4th, Trump, he claims that the results are bullshit. That because he ended, obviously. Okay, so the process goes that you begin counting the first ballots that were walking and then you count the ballots that were mailed in. This applies this way to most states. Trump almost exclusively told his people to vote through ballots in person.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: While Biden told everybody to stay f****** home and vote from their house. So the ones that are counted first.

Cristina: Are Trump's are Trump's votes. So his numbers get higher.

Jack: So his numbers get higher. Exactly. They have to be higher because you told everybody to vote in person and the states vote in person. Trump's original goal was to have himself declared president by the end of the first day, to completely exclude any mail in balance. But he found that incredibly difficult because it's illegal and you're gonna go to jail if you do that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that plan got flushed down the toilet, and then propaganda had to come into play, which is where he comes in and tells people that it's bullshit that I'm losing because I was winning yesterday. Yes, but you should have told people to vote by mail, because anybody who was like, I'm not voting by mail. It's crooked, but was too lazy to come in is a vote you lost.

Cristina: And he wants them to recount the.

Jack: Votes and stuff in many, many places that recounted by their own Republicans.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And turned out it wasn't fraud.

Cristina: And also, he has this crazy conspiracy that counting votes turn you evil, which I don't understand. Like, if they're turning you evil, why would you trust the next people to count the votes if the counting's gonna turn those people evil?

Jack: What's fascinating is that the exact same process took place in the previous election.

Cristina: Well, they were all evil. Yeah.

Jack: Because it worked in his favor. He was cool with it.

Cristina: Yes. Once it wasn't. Yeah.

Jack: And that's how that goes. So that's crazy. That happens for a while. And we. We get in the same day that the fourth, where he's over here like, no, this is all bullshit. I secretly won, and they're trying to steal it from me. The United States also reports that the daily coronavirus cases have surpassed a hundred thousand in the country collectively. So we're getting 100,000 cases daily in the country.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And so eventually, Thanksgiving is cancelled.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: And people can't go anywhere. You're not allowed to have Thanksgiving. It's canceled. No more. Thanksgiving is legal. But nobody listens and goes and gathers anyways in mass. Many, many, many, many, many people gather in mass. And slowly but surely, s*** gets out of hand and we close the month. With Trump continuing to reject the election results, of course, unendingly, and just claiming it's all fraud. And November closes with a count of 62 million infections global.

Cristina: That's. How much more than 45 is that getting?

Jack: We're getting close to doubling up. All right, this is one. It's plus one half. So we're over 25% now. Now we're doing plus half. Yeah. So we're. That. That's entirely due that jump. That's Thanksgiving right there.

Cristina: That's Thanksgiving.

Jack: People are f****** idiots.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then finally, we hit December, where things get kind of weird. So, December 9, in his bid to overturn the election, the. A bunch of documents and crap are rushed over to the Supreme Court to try to overthrow the decision of the voting and whatever. But it's all rejected. Some of it justly, some of it unjustly. Ironically enough, at some point, they literally stop looking at the cases coming in. And I'm sorry, but it's your job.

Cristina: To look at that.

Jack: To look at the cases coming in.

Cristina: That's your only job.

Jack: That's your only job. You supposed to look at cases. Now you're starting to look crooked because you're just preemptively deciding it's a lie. And look, it doesn't matter if a million of them were. If the millionth and one is true.

Cristina: We need to know.

Jack: We need to know. So you better be looking at all these f****** cases, not deciding. I'm tired of looking at these cases.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He could propose a billion of them, and you look through every single f****** one. That's why you're there. You're not gonna do your job then leave your f****** post and let somebody who's gonna go do it be there because you're clearly not getting the point.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's problematic in this time. Videos of people taking ballots from under tables showed up. Some of them were disproved, some of them were proved. Some of them were disproved as fraudulent because the containers were right. They were just under a table, and they keep them stored. But the behavior that surrounded the circumstance was particularly weird, in which everybody was told to. They were done, and then these people brought more ballots without supervision and continued to do everything. Now, in the video that shows this particular incident, you see the containers, right? The way they're counting looks right. Everything seems to be right, with the exception that only three people were left in the building, and the reporters and the vote and the poll watchers were all gone. They thought counting was over because the people said, we're not gonna count anymore. You could stay, but we're not gonna count. And everybody left. And then they kept counting without supervision. Now, on camera, we can't see them screening these themselves, but there's nothing really stopping us from missing how they're doing it effectively in front of a camera. That's really weird that they would continue to count after all supervision is gone.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's a very strange thing. That is one of I believe three identical videos of the sort. Most of the accused frauds are irrational things that a normal person can just debunk themselves. Including the one that there were a lot of ballots kept or lost by the post office. Which is stupid because if that was the case, over 80% of all ballot votes were for Biden because he told people to vote by ballot and Trump told his not to. So if there were votes missing, which I don't believe that there was a giant landslide difference between their voting count. You're telling me that Biden won by more. If they were missing. That doesn't really fit. I do think it was way closer. If there was fraud, it wasn't significant enough to make change. And if there was, it would be in favor of Biden. Which is weird argument to have.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That the fraud, the poster service failed us inside. You mean the people who were bringing in the left votes. What a weird argument to have.

Cristina: You need an argument though.

Jack: You need an argument. I guess it doesn't work though. It's very, very not thought out. Not to say I do believe there's fraud. There's always fraud. There's never not fraud in an election. But that fraud isn't this crazy thing that they think it's. If there's fraud, it's way more intricate and the normal person wouldn't understand how complicated the systems that led to successfully committing fraud are. That's why the mass who are pretending they have the capacity to understand what informed individuals who strategically planned in privacy how to execute fraudulent tasks in secrecy legally so that it's all through the books except getting caught. That's the only time it becomes illegal. So it's all by the books. You're not supposed to understand. If you believe you understand. You bought into a conspiracy theory. There is no exception to that rule. You bought into a conspiracy theory. There is fraud. No question. And I'm sure because of how bad the system hates Trump.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That there is strategic.

Cristina: They're just the tide of him.

Jack: Yeah. I'm so sure it was planned to get him out. I'm also sure it was done by means that would be too complicated. If it was illegal. It's too complicated for you to understand how it's illegal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Whatever you think you figured out is a lie. You're an idiot. You just believe in some bullshit. And if it wasn't done illegally, it was orchestrated legally with the help of many people, many lobbyists, many people with money and Deepak as trying to get a madman losing the money out of office.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So regardless, I'm on the side of that didn't happen. It wasn't legal by any means. I do believe illegal fraud happened, but it's not what other people think happened. Would Trump have won? I'm not sure. I feel like he's created and he's generated enough hate.

Cristina: It's really hard to tell that.

Jack: Yeah, I think it would have been close anyways. I don't think there's a landslide in Biden's favor. I don't think that's right. I think it was pretty close. But whatever people think is the fraud your fault, if it could stay on the Internet, clearly it wasn't well executed. You're just falling down rabbit holes. That's all it is. And if you're falling down rabbit holes, I highly recommend you educate yourself because you are not the most informed individual. It is important to get factual information.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And in December 14, finally, the electoral College, which are the most corrupt part of the entire election process because. Corruption, period. Their concept is corrupt. They finally choose Joe Biden as president. They affirm he is the president elect for a fact.

Cristina: That's the end of that until. What is it the end of June or something? Is it next up?

Jack: No, it's January.

Cristina: Oh, January.

Jack: January 20th.

Cristina: 20Th. Okay. And then in December, what everyone's been waiting for aliens. That's what everyone before December came predicted. It would be aliens. And it was aliens. We're told that aliens are real.

Jack: Aliens are real. And they have been real.

Cristina: They have been real. And it was from a former Israel space security chief called Haim Eshed. I think that's how you pronounce it. He said that the Galactic Federation has been waiting for us to reach the stage where we will understand what space and spaceships are, which I feel like we're there, but whatever. They're still waiting. But they don't think we're ready for them. Not yet. So there must be something about spaceship technology that we haven't figured out. I guess we can't maybe warp speed.

Jack: No, man. We can't even, like, reach our moon quickly. Yeah. Definitely has to be some speed threshold because we're just not just bound to our planet, but we're so bound to our planet, it's theoretical, that we can get to Mars. That's a planet over. We haven't figured it out.

Cristina: It's theoretical. Figured it figured out. Then maybe they'll be like, hey, we're.

Jack: Here, I think, truly exploring Our star system is where they show up, which is nowhere near. I think that's the moment that they show themselves, when we have the ability to easily traverse space. And not like it's taking us mad years to cross space, but, like, we can. Hey, I'm going on vacation for the weekend. I'm headed to Mars.

Cristina: That would be awesome. Well, the aliens are curious about us and are seeking to understand the fabric of the universe. The aliens are scientists. I guess that's.

Jack: That's the only way that would happen.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Also, they have an underground base in Mars where American astronauts and aliens are hanging out.

Jack: So we've already been to Mars.

Cristina: Yep. I guess we. Yes. So there's some other space technology that we haven't figured out since we're already in Mars. I guess.

Jack: See, I was on board with this guy, and then you say that part, and I'm like.

Cristina: Why would this guy say that?

Jack: He ruined it. He ruined the illusion.

Cristina: Well, the U.S. government and the aliens signed a contract so that they could do experiments here. So I guess they agree with the aliens abducting us and all those stories.

Jack: I mean, I doubt they're abducting us.

Cristina: And also, President Donald Trump knows about it, and he's been. He's been wanting to let us know, but has been asked not to do it, not to tell us because of mass hysteria. And I guess that's good enough for him. He's like, yeah, I won't.

Jack: I'm super sure he doesn't know, because that's the biggest lie. If he knew, we'd all know.

Cristina: He'd be hinting to it.

Jack: He wouldn't even be hinting to it. He would flat out just tell us, Adam. Sheer amazement.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He would be like, holy f***, people. Aliens.

Cristina: Yep. I'm the best president. I let you know. Aliens.

Jack: You wouldn't have gotten this from Obama.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. And that's pretty much it. That we know about the aliens. It's just that they're waiting for us to learn about space and spaceships, even though we have the technology to be on Mars already and have a space station there already. I guess.

Jack: Yeah, apparently.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: And people trolling, decided it would be funny to put monoliths everywhere, everywhere and make them disappear.

Cristina: Monoliths all over the place.

Jack: Put in, people, find them, take them down. Then people like, whoa, where to go, bro?

Cristina: Yeah. And they thought that was aliens, but no way. I saw one that was made out of gingerbread.

Jack: That's fantastic. And the same one that came from one place showed up in the other was identical. Yeah, and then they found out, oh, we can remove it.

Cristina: We are the aliens.

Jack: We are the aliens. We're being trolled by an artist. I forgot the artist's name. But yeah, it was an artist Rendi, not a rendition. It was just a performance art thing. And so also in December, vaccines, the quickest round of vaccine development in history has taken place because rich people are scared to die. So they funded anything I'm promising you. Not only is it already likely that we have the cure to AIDS and cancer and like dying, but like if we don't, rich people can fund the f*** out of it and like get it done overnight. Like realistically, it would be a breeze. There's just no motivation. Yeah, you need cancer because you make money off of the medication for cancer. But if a plague of cancer was ravaging that couldn't be cured and it's exclusively killing rich people, tomorrow you'd have the solution to that problem. Tomorrow it would be done tomorrow.

Cristina: And then we saw a bunch of videos of doctors who were getting the vaccine but weren't really getting.

Jack: Oh yeah, the vaccine was already approved and people were taking it on TV to promote that it's healthy and safe. And the doctors that made the vaccine weren't really getting it. Those needles weren't piercing their skin or anything.

Cristina: Yep. Suspicious.

Jack: Very.

Cristina: What is it?

Jack: Very, very. That includes the doctors that made it and Nancy Pelosi.

Cristina: What? How dare she.

Jack: Who also faked getting a f****** vaccine. Additionally, Christmas was cancelled and as a result everybody went to their families houses anyways and prepare for this next explosive wave.

Cristina: Also Santa Claus, they, they let everyone know that Santa Claus doesn't have to worry about COVID because he's immune. Oh yeah, he's immune to Covid.

Jack: Yeah, because he's the God of the elves or something. Is that what he is? He's the God of the elves, Right? Some s*** like that. Yeah. So that's pretty much the year we end December with a total of 80 million global cases. So that's fun.

Cristina: That's fun.

Jack: It's always exciting ending the year on a high note. Get it? High note. But yeah. Quick summary out of. Due to climate change, there were 41 total disasters around the world. Around the world. Of which 8, 18 were in the US. This includes wildfires, hurricanes, typhoons. Five storms made landfall in Louisiana this hurricane season. Yep.

Cristina: Breaking the state record for the most strikes in a single season.

Jack: Yes, there were 30 main storms and.

Cristina: Three of the four fires in California were the biggest they ever Had.

Jack: Yep. And pollution decline in major cities. But it was short lived because eventually we got bored and came back up.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. It didn't really matter. The driving less and flying less helped a little for a little while, but.

Jack: But it is what it is. That's how we. That was. That was 2020. That was we. And we're all still here. The work. The world didn't end.

Cristina: It got better. The future's now. We have space travel, a base in Mars.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Last episode you said we do we already go to Mars actually. So this makes sense. That guy was telling the truth.

Jack: Yeah, I guess he was always right. Yeah, he was just revealing secrets that he shouldn't have revealed at that time. And now he's gonna get Epstein'd by other people. But that's cool.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because he's talking. He's talking too much. They know he can't be trusted. Yeah. That's a 2020 right there for you.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: An exciting year.

Cristina: See what 2021 brings.

Jack: That being said, things that didn't even get mentioned on list is the fact that police were in fact removed en masse from New York City. Eventually that led to a mass spike in crime. And a couple of other cities also tried the same thing. Crime rates over the roof, specifically gun related assaults and murders skyrocketed. We had many civil wars all over the country.

Cristina: We destroyed statues.

Jack: Yes. We knocked down statues in the name of civil rights, which was just the government's way to distract us from the fact that there were civil rights problems happening. And by redirecting everybody's focus towards the statues. People feel like they accomplish things if they agree to remove statues and don't really have to change the police forces. Which seems to be exactly what's happening now that after the statues became the focus, Police department stopped being disbanded.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So pretty much more of the same in that angle. Companies all lined with somebody left or right. Somebody picked the side, whatever. Everybody flocked like crazy to. What the f*** is it called? The Parlor. To the Parlor app. Because Twitter and Facebook are shills.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah, pretty much. 2020.

Cristina: 2020.

Jack: So yeah, this was the review. The just conversation. Rambling review.

Cristina: Yes. So Happy New Year's. Although I said it last episode, so I can't say it now.

Jack: I like how that sounds. Rambling review. That was the rambling review of 2020.

Cristina: Yes. That's how we start off the year.

Jack: Yeah. That's how. That's how we got here, man. That was just the history of how the we got here.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Anyways, I Hope you guys made it with us. I hope you guys are here with us, alive and good and well. If you want to hear the first part of this episode or any other episodes where we can talk conspiracies of COVID and government, you can find the show on the official website@greythoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and anywhere else you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @JustConvopod.

Jack: Yes, and remember to subscribe and rate the show. And if you feel so inclined, review.

Cristina: It and let someone who might like the show know about it.

Jack: Yes, word of mouth. Very powerful. Tell people. Did you forget what happened this year? Was this year very boring to you? Very tame, mellow and repetitive. Did you miss most of the other things? Is that rock you were under way too heavy for you to look out of? Under. Well, here's a show for you. And then you show them this episode.

Cristina: In the first part, you tell them all through telepathy, which is now a thing.

Jack: Which is now a thing. You don't have to go there in person. You just send them a message. We're in the year 2021. We're so in the future. What?

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. By who do I think is stronger than Shaggy? What's his name?

Jack: Who? God?

Cristina: No. No. Not even Goku? Not Goku.

Jack: Superman?

Cristina: Chuck Norris.

Jack: You think Chuck Norris could be f****** Shaggy?

Cristina: Shaggy for sure.

Jack: Of all people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: He can do anything.

Jack: So can Shaggy, who's only using 1% of his power all times relative to anybody.

Cristina: We've never seen him do anything besides beat people up. I've never heard about any stories of him making things or any type of godlike powers that Sheik Norris has.

Jack: Here's the thing. Shaggy could beat up somebody like Chuck Norris using only 1% of his power.

Cristina: That's all he has because he hasn't.

Jack: Used the other 99 of his power. That's what you're missing here. With 1%, he can take down gods. Yeah, what does 2% look like? But he doesn't, because he doesn't need to. He could already beat God, and he could beat the. Beat Goku, and he could beat Chuck Norris.

Cristina: But Chuck Norris can do anything.

Jack: So can Dr. Manhattan and Dr. Manhattan get smacked down by Shaggy?

Cristina: Yes. But no. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor, and Published by GreatThoughts.in Fox, art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 114: 2020 Apocalypse Review pt 1

Just conversation, Podcast, Review, 2020 Review, New Year, Special, Police Brutality, Corruption, Election Fraud

What the hell happened in 2020? Well we do a recap of the events and where we went wrong!

 

The duo decides to dust off ancient books of the year 2020 and discover what the elders of that era were doing in their younger days and how they were dealing with the events. Going month by month and event by event, our two heroes revisit the highlights of this time before the flying cars and immortality were a thing.

(This episode contains a transcript to make it accessible to Deaf and Hard of Hearing Audiences #DeafPodcast)

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Bushfires
  • World War III
  • The Who
  • Umbrella Corp.
  • Trump is the Best
  • Toilet Paper Crisis
  • Global Lockdown
  • Aliens Confirmed
  • Murder Hornets

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+Transcript

Nick: Hi, my name is Nick.

Jack: I'm Brandon.

Nick: We are the hosts of the tennis podcast where every week we cover a different top 10 ish list. We cover lists such as the highest grossing films of all time, the best selling musicians of all time, the the.

Jack: Sexiest mogwais, the richest leprechauns, the all.

Nick: This and more we cover on the tennis podcast.

Jack: I had more.

Nick: You can find us on all podcast players including Apple podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher. All you gotta do is search for 10ish podcast. You can also find us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. And Brandon, what will we do if the listeners don't check out our podcast?

Jack: Well, cut your head off.

Nick: Don't make us cut your head off. Listen to the tennis podcast.

Jack: Bye.

Christina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Christina: What does live mean?

Jack: Huh? Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I am your host, Jack.

Christina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Christina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss. Discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to ask somebody nicely to listen to the show, please.

Christina: Really?

Jack: Yeah.

Jack: Totally.

Christina: For this episode.

Jack: For this episode.

Christina: What if they already did everything you told them to do in the last episode and now they're like, what?

Jack: Well, they.

Christina: How was that work?

Jack: No, they already got the work done. If they already listened and did it once and they got somebody to listen to the show.

Christina: But they assume like this episode would start the same though, and they would have prepared the same way.

Jack: Do you think they're just going out and doing this every episode?

Christina: Yes. After you said you gotta do it or else your memories erase. Actually, your memories always erase.

Jack: That's the craziest part.

Christina: I'm not really sure what their punishment was. Or. You kill their child.

Jack: Yeah. Their children are in danger and they gotta pay tax.

Christina: Yeah. In this episode, they did it for nothing.

Jack: No, this is a new, fresh year. What are you talking about?

Christina: Oh, okay.

Jack: This is different. We changed individuals. The only instance something bad would happen is if they don't ask somebody nicely, in which case their children are still in danger. And even if they're listening, it's outside of our power, they're gonna lose their memory. So all of that is sort of out of our control and they're still gonna get taxed.

Christina: Where does the memory loss. Where does that come from?

Jack: There's subliminal messaging in every episode.

Christina: Oh, okay, so the episodes. Doing it to them.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. We have our engineers encoded into the background.

Christina: Why do we do that?

Jack: To erase their memories.

Christina: Why?

Jack: Because we're like that.

Christina: We're like that. Okay?

Jack: That's who we are as people.

Christina: Yes. That's how we are.

Jack: Yeah.

Christina: Anyways, Happy New Year.

Jack: Happy New Year.

Christina: It's not too late to say that. Like, how long after New Year is it? Like, stop saying Happy New Year.

Jack: I don't know.

Christina: Is it like the first time you see a person through the year? That time is the time you say it and then after that, no more.

Jack: It's a new year. Yeah, I guess.

Christina: But you just say it once and that's it.

Jack: Yeah, I don't.

Christina: You don't have to greet each other until the end of January or something.

Jack: Look, you say Happy new year until December 31st, and then there's a new year.

Christina: No, that's too much. At a point, you gotta stop. I think just say one time.

Jack: Says who? Who? Where's.

Christina: You just say one time.

Jack: Where's it written down? Point, point at the rule.

Christina: Right there. Right where I'm pointing.

Jack: That's not the rule.

Christina: Yes, it is.

Jack: I can see what you're saying. It's not that.

Christina: It's that.

Jack: That's a bottle.

Christina: It's the rule. You can't prove it's a bottle.

Jack: You can't prove it's the rule. Based on that same logic.

Christina: Well, the listeners will have to just believe me.

Jack: Fair enough.

Christina: I'm pointing out the rules anyways.

Jack: So, yeah, the. It's 2021. We're in the future. We have flying cars, flying skateboards. Our sneakers fly. So I don't know. I would need any of those other two options. There's tubes that teleport us immediately where we need to be.

Christina: Who uses those tubes?

Jack: We've been living on Mars for the past. How many days has it been since New Year's? For like three days. We got colonies set up.

Christina: We have for the tubes. I don't get it.

Jack: I don't get it.

Christina: And also, if you're going through the tubes, when you go to the end, are you upside down?

Jack: That's an interesting question. Right?

Christina: Yeah. How does that work?

Jack: I mean, I guess it would have to be like a tube that then loops up and then drops you down.

Christina: Oh, okay. Just. I never got that. But okay.

Jack: I don't understand either, because they get sucked in straight up. But Then they land straight up, which is like somewhere something sketchy happened.

Christina: Yes. I don't know. They were murdered. That's a clone.

Jack: Could be. So 2020.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: We're on the moon. We're on Mars. We have a Dyson sphere around the sun.

Christina: Wait, you're talking about 2020.

Jack: 2021.

Christina: Oh, 2021. Okay.

Jack: 2010 just happened and we proved there's no God. What other achievements have happened this year? Things that have totally opposite from 2020, where the first f****** four days we dropped a bomb on somebody. But outside the point.

Christina: That was in December. In January.

Jack: January, man. That was January 4th or 3rd.

Christina: What?

Jack: Something like that.

Christina: Oh, I forgot about that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Trump was like, I ain't starting this year on no easy route. He was the. The foreshadowing about the year ago. And so totally counter to that. We've cured cancer, all of them. Cured diabetes, we cured obesity.

Christina: All of this happened in the first.

Jack: Week, a couple of days. Days or some s***. Yeah. So all of this has happened since then. We've found the cure to death. We no longer die.

Christina: No longer die.

Jack: The breakthrough for telepathy happened yesterday. I believe so. Yeah. The year's going really good. Way better. Yes, way better.

Christina: What was your favorite part of last year, though? It was a really great year. I don't know what you're talking about.

Jack: It wasn't a bad year. I didn't say it was a bad year.

Christina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I said it's just opposite. Last year it was more about tearing things down. This year is about building things up.

Christina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Science last year was like flat earth and conspiracy theories. This year, science, nothing but science.

Christina: This year was about conspiracy theories. It was a very conspiracy theory heavy year.

Jack: It was. It was. Anyways, I figured we could catch up on all the things that happened since January.

Christina: Oh, since January. January.

Jack: So that's what this episode is. This is a recap of the amazing. This is a 2020 recap.

Christina: If you forgot anything that happened last year or you just. There's so much things that happened, you probably don't know every single thing that happened.

Jack: Look, she might be trying to be nice about it, but in reality, if you're blackout drunk or a guy who was just strung out straight through 2020, because, f***, this year we're gonna tell you all the things you missed because you were in some sort of black cloud of nothingness.

Christina: Yes. We're here to help you out.

Jack: Yeah. Exactly how it's gonna happen. So. So let us begin by going way to the beginning. First There was nothing.

Christina: No, no. Well, what I remember. I would like to start before January, actually, because.

Jack: Before the first day.

Christina: Yes, before the first day. Because in December, something was happening in China and we didn't know what it was. And now we know, of course, but that started in December of 2019, which we were just like, there's something going on. What is it? Who knows? Mystery.

Jack: Yeah.

Christina: And then it became the.

Jack: Some people got sick here, some people got sick over there. Oh, people getting really sick. It's spreading like wildfire.

Christina: It spread. And then in January, I guess now we can go to January.

Jack: Yes, in January, global cases of this mysterious virus have gone up to 9,000, 906.

Christina: And it was all in China. No, I don't know.

Jack: Maybe. I don't know. It was probably some here and there, but it was predominantly in China. So, yeah, 9,906 cases. So let's start. So we've got viruses somewhere out in the world, but elsewhere in the world, away from the viruses. Australia is on fire.

Christina: Yes. It's having its worst fire ever. Ever, ever.

Jack: The continent's on fire.

Christina: The continent? Yes. It's so crazy that New Zealand could see the smoke from the fire.

Jack: Yeah. The amount of area taken up is about the size of South Korea. No bullshit.

Christina: Of the fires.

Jack: The fire.

Christina: Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Jack: The amount of fire covers an area the size of South Korea.

Christina: Whoa. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. That's huge. That is huge. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Roughly 25 million acres burned.

Christina: No, it's not.

Jack: 25 million acres on fire. And at least 33 people died. Exciting way to start this f****** year. Yeah, fantastic. Including at least three firefighters were dead there, too.

Christina: Yes. And the smoke of the fire was a problem. Besides the actual fire, the smoke, it was just really bad. The pollution of the air. Pollution.

Jack: Yeah. It's f***** up the planet to great new heights, not just locally, but like the planet.

Christina: The planet.

Jack: The planet. Yeah. Maybe around 3,000 homes have been lost. And the smoke was definitely like the big centerpiece there because it got seen everywhere and it's still lingering up there.

Christina: Still lingering.

Jack: Yeah. That s*** is in the sky. Then it got contagious later because of this. Australia recorded the worst pollution it's ever.

Christina: Seen, 23 times higher than what's considered hazardous. So it was really dangerous. It's still really dangerous. Are they still there? They're not there anymore. Right. We got a new Australia. Yes. We destroyed that land and built a new land over it.

Jack: No, they were still areas to live in. Like, the whole place isn't Gone.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: Australia outsizes South Korea, which is why it's weird that it's an island. It's a continent island.

Christina: It's a continent island.

Jack: It's a continent country island.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah. Australia is a unique place with unique.

Christina: Animals that we gotta save. We gotta go over there and save the animals. There's so many unique animals in Australia.

Jack: There's too many unique animals on the planet in general.

Christina: Australia. They only come from Australia. Once they're gone, they're gone.

Jack: So.

Christina: But they're so unique.

Jack: So.

Christina: Knuckles. We'll lose Knuckles. You want him to die?

Jack: I don't care. Look, here's the thing. The universe is making choices. Who are we to stop it? To stop it.

Christina: What about that weird platypus thing?

Jack: F*** that platypus thing. There's like, a furry duck mammal thing.

Christina: It's a mammal that thinks it's a bird. Yes. But it's so awesome. I don't want to lose those animals.

Jack: Yeah. I don't. I don't know. It's like, there's too many animals. What? Val, who cares? We save these animals, but then we ignore those. Or we have to kill those to save the environment anyways. Like, what the. How are we trading this off? We decide we got to save the Australian animals because. Trees on fire. But then over here, we're like, we gotta set these trees on fire because it's gonna kill the animals.

Christina: We're setting the trees on fire?

Jack: Well, you set the trees on fire to prevent bigger fires from happening in the future by controlling where the fire can happen and thus saving the E ecosystem.

Christina: But we can't do that. We're bad at it. Is that what we have?

Jack: Point being, we save these animals, but then we destroy those trees. Okay, maybe the trees are just making choices.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: Or not even the trees. Just.

Christina: Nature is saying goodbye to Australia. Or at least a big chunk of it.

Jack: Yeah. It doesn't. The universe makes choices we're not allowed to question. Universal choices. Australia declares a state of disaster after the death of over 500 million animals.

Christina: That's so crazy.

Jack: That's f****** nuts.

Christina: That's crazy. Exactly. Exactly.

Jack: Yeah. It's pretty excessive. The amount of death, like, incalculable. And we're not even considering the amount of insects that lived in there.

Christina: Oh, my gosh. If we count the insects. Whoa. That's too much. That's a lot of death.

Jack: No, no, it's excessive. 25,000 koalas are dead. The koalas are dying.

Christina: The koala does. Yeah. 30% of their home is wiped out thanks to the fire. What are we gonna do with them? The ones that they can't go back home because their home is gone?

Jack: We're gonna eat them.

Christina: We keep them as pets.

Jack: Yeah.

Christina: No, I think that's a bad idea. Take them to the zoos. No.

Jack: Smoothing along in January, the lovely President of the United States had a drone strike on a foreign military leader. That was an exciting introduction to the year. Not only were we rolling over from this Australia fire of the previous year, but we're like, this year didn't start on fire enough. Let's get some fireworks going.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: And we drop the bomb that the f****** drone strike kills an Iranian general, Qasem Soleimani. That's when we drop the. So we dropped the drone on Soleimani, man.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. S*** got out of hand. There was definitely the potential for a war with the US both on their territories and on our territories, which is weird. Immediately at the beginning of the year, the potential for war just opened up.

Christina: And that reminds me, wasn't in December the Korean thing happening? Was that. Not this December? I don't remember. Oh, man. That Korea. We weren't sure if they were gonna bomb us because he made us some weird message about, like, you were gonna give you guys a gift or something. And we were thinking he was gonna, like, some horrible thing was going to happen.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Like a nuke or something.

Christina: Yeah. I'm not sure if that was this December, though. It was eight. December, for sure.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. It might have been this past. Not 2020, but like 2019. December.

Christina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because I wasn't for this year.

Christina: It wasn't. Okay.

Jack: No, that was for last year, I believe.

Christina: All right, Sorry.

Jack: Whatever. F******.

Christina: That was another.

Jack: It was 29.

Christina: We're going to be in war.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened usually. Then around January 9th, the WHO announces this mysterious coronavirus pneumon in Wuhan, China.

Christina: The beginning.

Jack: So there were already signs of something weird happening. But now the who got involved. The band. The who is now involved. S*** is serious.

Christina: That's how we know.

Jack: That's how we know. Once the. Once the who stops making music and gets involved, are they still alive?

Christina: That's an old band, isn't it?

Jack: It's very old.

Christina: Okay. So they came back from the grave.

Jack: Now, in the time that this s*** happens and it gets announced, people start to f****** panic and we start so dumb. Oh, my God, we're idiots. Because as the panic begins, we start pulling out everybody who we have. All Americans, rather come back Home.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's like, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Christina: Let them stay there for two weeks.

Jack: Yeah, abandon them. Let them stay there. You're pulling them out of a zone that has a plague running around. Yeah, maybe, Maybe, just maybe, just let them there. You just leave them there?

Christina: Yeah. Didn't we do that with the people on boats, on the cruise ships? We just, like. Okay, we thought about it mad late.

Jack: We thought about it mad late. That solution came mad late. Oh, when it's like, you brought the plague over, why didn't you just f****** cut it off?

Christina: I don't know. What was the point?

Jack: That's really how it spread. Yes, that's really how it spread. But here's what's funny. A bunch of people who did not get tested for having it or whatever were like, man, I must have had it back then. I heard that so many times. Like, people who thought they had it earlier than what happened or whatever.

Christina: Yeah. And you believe them?

Jack: No.

Christina: Okay.

Jack: I think it's possible, I guess, but what are the odds there weren't, like, a lot of people with it. You didn't just happen to have it, but it's these people who are, like, hypochondriacs, essentially.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: F****** crazy, but. Yeah. I don't know why the f*** we were pulling people out. Just f****** close that b**** down and leave them in there.

Christina: Leave them there. Look, that would have been a great solution.

Jack: Sucks. But they're the guinea pigs at this point. You're gonna find out how bad it is.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: Are they gonna die?

Christina: Especially when a lot of countries don't even trust China and their news and stuff. Why not just keep your people there and just, you know, check on them and make sure that everything's.

Jack: Or. When they brought them up, why'd you bring them into the country and let them go? You should have, like, rented out a boat and put them on there. Yeah, right at the beginning. Keep them quarantined. You don't want them over there. We'll trap them over here, but. Trap them somewhere?

Christina: Yes.

Jack: That's f****** nuts.

Christina: Crazy.

Jack: So, yeah, that happens for the next couple of weeks.

Christina: Mm.

Jack: And then on the 21st, obviously, the CDC confirms the first US coronavirus cases. I mean, like, no s***. Yeah, maybe. Maybe you don't let people leave China when China's overrun by a deadly plague.

Christina: No one knew that it was so deadly. Or they did. I don't know. Whatever.

Jack: Weren't the hospitals over there right at the start?

Christina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Then Also on the 21st, Chinese scientist confirms COVID 19 human transmission.

Christina: Now we know about the monkey virus. Or was it a bat virus? Bat virus?

Jack: Bat soup virus. That's where that conspiracy starts. Because people got to be sketchy and make s*** up. And it came from a restaurant where bat soup was happening. And I don't know where the f*** that rumor got started.

Christina: You.

Jack: I definitely started that rumor.

Christina: Yes. And what was that other rumor? It came from that Resident Evil place.

Jack: Umbrellas, which I also started. It came from the. I started both of those.

Christina: Umbrella Corporation.

Jack: Yes. Well, that one might be true. It's not called the Umbrella Corporation, but it gets started in some lab or something. Yeah, that's the weird part. Like, there's. They're thinking it leaped through animals, but it was. Something was being tested on that kind of caused it. And not like we're gonna. I mean, we don't know the motivations behind them. They could have been like, we're gonna f****** destroy the world. But, like, it's unlikely. But, like, I'm not saying it didn't happen. I just don't know that it did.

Christina: There's many possibilities.

Jack: Many possibilities. And two days later, Wuhan, now under quarantine. This is where Hong Kong closed its borders to the rest of China and s*** everywhere. Wasn't allowing travel. Wuhan was on total lockdown. Everybody was trapped in their houses. I remember they were spraying down their roads and cleaning them in hazmat suits or sidewalks or buildings, everything.

Christina: And people weren't allowed out. And they need a passport. Not. What's it called? Pass.

Jack: Yeah, they needed a pass to go outside.

Christina: Yeah, they needed passes to go outside. What?

Jack: F****** nuts.

Christina: Mm.

Jack: All that s*** was cray cray.

Christina: That was cray cray. Then in January 31st, WHO issues global health emergency. So it's not a pandemic yet.

Jack: No, no. That happens much later down the line, but with the worldwide death toll becomes.

Christina: A health emergency because it's spreading fast.

Jack: And also that's around the same time that Trump got impeached for making a perfect phone call.

Christina: Yes. That was his tweet. I got. Well, I just got impeached for making a perfect phone call. Trump has the best words.

Jack: He has the best words. Let's be real. He has an army of followers.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: And not to say that the left or right, because they're also a bunch of morons, but the bull. The right is blind. Like, both sides are pretty heavily brainwashed, except the left requires an army of people working tactically together to brainwash them. Trump seems to do what they do. Single handedly to both sides, I guess. Yeah, sort of.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: He portrays whatever image he wants and gets what he wants.

Christina: Yep.

Jack: So Trump effectively manipulates all the idiots on both sides.

Christina: And I'm sure that phone call was perfect. A perfect phone call. Only he could have a perfect phone call.

Jack: I swear that phone call was a tactical masterpiece in order to throw people off of something crazier he was doing.

Christina: Ooh, it was.

Jack: He's too slick. He's too slick. He is one of the smartest individuals to have just blessed this planet and he really is. The best part is he's not Obama, who needs to show off his intellect and prove to people I'm slicker than you are. He's okay with. Sure, it's okay. If you think I'm an idiot, I have the upper hand there. Because if you think I'm an idiot, I can always catch you off guard.

Christina: And he always does.

Jack: And he always does.

Christina: I don't know how.

Jack: The right ignores blatant facts because he says so. And he's tricked them many, many times. The left will ignore blatant facts just because he says so. They. They get sucked into vortexes of his thoughts. He does have the perfect words. He destroys the psyche of dumb people.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: He said idiots will vote for me and idiots voted for him. He said, these morons on the left are gonna freak the f*** out when I do this. And they did f****** freak out. They're all idiots. Both sides are so stupid. They don't realize that Trump isn't what he says he is. He's what he secretly is and lies to you about an image that you're gonna follow. He knows who's gonna do what.

Christina: It works for him.

Jack: It works for him very well. And so he has an army of followers and haters, all based on his chosen perception.

Christina: And that was the end of January.

Jack: Yeah, beautiful. End of January, it was the we're still in light time, light light mode. Very simple, easy.

Christina: I don't know. Those are pretty crazy situations.

Jack: But no, that was tame s*** compared.

Christina: To what comes next.

Jack: That was all tame s***. Yeah. Cuz next comes February. So we finished almost at 10,000 cases on January. Come February, by the end of February, we have about 85,000 cases.

Christina: Crazy jump.

Jack: That's a crazy jump. To contain the coronavirus outbreak, the Chinese government sealed off Wuhan, which happened at the beginning, at the end of January and banned public transportation and private cars from the streets and access to the streets. Businesses shut down. Hospitals were the only place essentially open and groceries were Essentially being delivered to people's doorsteps because they were now allowed outside of their house. Rationing.

Christina: They were really trapped.

Jack: They were locked the f*** down.

Christina: What?

Jack: Yep.

Christina: That's the beginning now. Are they all dead? Is it nothing there now?

Jack: No, there's probably fine now.

Christina: Okay.

Jack: Or they're still going through it. Who knows? Like, the world hasn't solved the problem yet, so who the h*** knows? You're starting this year, still dealing with that. But by February 2, all global air travel has been cut, which is great.

Christina: I mean, I guess it's bad for people who need to travel, but yes, great for Earth. Earth was like, I need this.

Jack: Yeah, Earth was definitely. That's the craziest part. I remember somewhere in, like March, after the lockdowns happened, that people were making those posts about just seeing animals coming out. It's like, Earth is healing itself or whatever.

Christina: Earth is healing itself. Oh, yes. I think that was a meme too.

Jack: Yeah, it was f****** everywhere.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: And then it got it all obviously, like mediums, like spun out of control and then dumb equal.

Christina: Exactly. Yeah. It's like two. What was it? Two scooters floating out of the water. Earth is healing itself. Yeah, I don't know.

Jack: Sounds about right. Yep. Yep. But basically February is a really slow month because it's very drowned in Covid. That's pretty much all the excitement.

Christina: Covid.

Jack: Covid. By February 3, the US declared public health emergency. So, okay, we caught up to s*** that's already been going on. We don't f****** do s*** on time, I guess.

Christina: Or watching Covid on the news 247 by now. Or I feel like more on Feb. March.

Jack: Yeah, more like March or whatever. I remember tracking.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: Every time we were here, we would always check to see what. What the progress was.

Christina: Yeah. But the rest of the people in the Illuminati office weren't really paying attention until March.

Jack: Yeah. Until we were all given the order of. Now it's serious, guys. Yeah, Time to work.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: But by the 10th, China's COVID 19 deaths had exceeded of SARS. What? The SARS crisis.

Christina: Do you remember how much death was in the sars?

Jack: No, but this is way more than that.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: And then on February 25th, the CDC says COVID 19 is heading towards pandemic.

Christina: Status and people flipped out. Not this part.

Jack: This is the.

Christina: This is not the part yet.

Jack: They were freaking out at the. Just the anticipation that it might be called the pandemic was like, oh my God. Like, bro, whatever's happening is already happening. They're Just changing the title of it.

Christina: But the change somehow made it feel more like, oh, my gosh. Like, these cases aren't oh, my gosh. But.

Jack: Well, we finish February, like I said, with 85,000 cases, and then it jumps. And then it jumps. So that by the end of March, we're at 800,000 global cases. Ten times over.

Christina: Yes. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: So where we're. It's definitely spreading pandemic style.

Christina: Mm. Man. But the numbers are just so crazy. It's just gonna get crazier.

Jack: The leaps are monumental.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: So March.

Christina: The first lockdown.

Jack: Yes. Yes, the first lockdowns. And ahead of the possibility of those lockdowns, the first thing that happened after people heard, oh, my God, it might become a pandemic is we have to stock up on supplies for when we're locked down. And everybody had the same idea. Fair enough. Stock up on what you have. Of course, there's greedy people who were gonna take more than they needed. There's always that bunch of people who are douchebags, essentially. I got more money. I'm buying way more. And, yeah, whatever you're douchebagging, you deserve to be in by the zombies that are coming or whatever's happening. And I'm pretty sure in New Jersey, at some point, there was, like, some other plague.

Christina: Why?

Jack: There was some other s*** killing people off, but the government was suppressing. I remember that s*** specifically. I remember reading about that. That the government was suppressing some f****** other plague that was happening. Right. In New Jersey.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: You remember that? We had this conversation about how some other sh. Like, plague was happening in Jersey.

Christina: Yeah, I remember talking about it, but I don't know, like, what happened with that?

Jack: This s*** got crazier, I guess, and it, like, over camera. Anyway, so when people were, you know, shopping, buying their things, some mass hysteria took over.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: And it led to people, instead of buying food, buying toilet paper. All of it.

Christina: All of it.

Jack: All of it, yes. Everywhere in the world. The world ran out of toilet paper.

Christina: Not really. Because they had so much.

Jack: Not really, because toilet paper are usually locally made, and toilet paper tends to be stocked in the warehouse real close by.

Christina: But they was gone.

Jack: And it was gone for, like, a week.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: Because they would. If you come at. If you come into the supermarket. This applies to most things in a supermarket. If you empty the thing out at night, the stock deliver people show up at night and restock so that by the morning, everything is already there.

Christina: Yeah. So the horse shortage is just for the night. Yeah.

Jack: Until the close by warehouse ran out. That doesn't mean they don't have some giant other warehouse somewhere with it. Which is why it took a week after the warehouse ran dry. Because people kept hoarding it. Because it happened in a domino effect way where somebody saw somebody buying too much toilet paper and they were like, oh, s***, this probably happening. Everyone let me buy toilet paper. And so they bought toilet paper. Then some other person sees the person who originated doing it. The person who saw them doing it panicked, and then they panic, and you follow this train of thought. And then before long, everybody only buying f****** toilet paper. The zombies. And that repeatedly led to the warehouses themselves running dry. But the local warehouse, not the distribution warehouse. So the local warehouse at the end of the week would get stocked f****** anyways. And people were like, oh, the shelves are empty. We gotta get as much as we can when we see it. Which is ridiculous.

Christina: Yes. And that lasted a while.

Jack: That lasted a while. Lasted a couple of weeks before people just started putting up signs. No, you are. You take one.

Christina: Yes. There was a lot of. You take one for. Because it started with toilet paper, but then it became other things like.

Jack: Yeah, hand sanitizer.

Christina: Yeah. Loves frozen food. I saw that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Christina: Also, if you want to know more about toilet paper, we did an episode about what, the many conspiracies of why toilet paper.

Jack: Oh, yeah.

Christina: Besides hysteria, there are other reasons.

Jack: Yeah, there's definitely way more going on there. So if you're interested on that, you could go check that out. But the shortages of toilet paper were so global, they hit all the major locations in the world, predominantly. So we're talking Hong Kong, Australia, United Kingdom, United States. Big, giant, f****** colossal places.

Christina: I'm happy it wasn't just United States. It would be embarrassing if we were the only country.

Jack: I think it started in Australia.

Christina: Really?

Jack: Yeah. I think we were the followers in this instance.

Christina: I don't know what's worse. No. I think it's a little better than if it was just us and we were the only ones.

Jack: But it feels like something very American.

Christina: Yes. Yes, it does.

Jack: It does. Feels like something only United States people know about. Anyways, on March 6, to change the tone. To change the tone of people, you know, a pandemic murdering people, because that's crazy. And people fighting each other like zombies over toilet paper and mass death happening. Will look in this other direction. At March 6, 21 passengers on a California cruise ship test positive.

Christina: I don't know how that's more positive, like, good news compared to the horrible news. You just Said you made it sound like they're positive.

Jack: 21 positive people. That's better than 21 negative people. Not really. Isn't it weird? Why don't we say negative, you're negative.

Christina: Because negative is negative. Or it feels like it's weird that.

Jack: Negative means positive and positive is negative.

Christina: I. Whatever.

Jack: You're infected, you're positive, which is a negative thing. Yes, you're negative, which is a positive thing. Yeah, that's weird.

Christina: That is weird. That's how it works.

Jack: Point being, 21 passengers in a California cruise ship test positive. Those people weren't gonna see home in a long time. They were gonna have a bad time. March 9 rolls by. Italy places 16 million people in quarantine.

Christina: They got a lot of people now.

Jack: We're getting into harsh territory, though. 16 million people in quarantine, more than a quarter of its population. In a bid to stop the COVID What? Yeah. A day later, the quarantine expands to cover the entire country. That 25% means nothing because a hundred percent goes into lockdown.

Christina: Crazy. Wow, that's crazy.

Jack: 16 million people was a quarter. So we're talking 68, 68, 64. 64 million people in quarantine. Yep.

Christina: That's even more people. Yes. We're dealing with millions.

Jack: Whole country on lockdown.

Christina: Whole country. Yep.

Jack: That's crazy. Then we have March 11th. Finally, the people who bought all the toilet paper get what they were hoarding toilet paper for. The COVID virus is titled a pandemic.

Christina: Are you sure it wasn't. It was titled a pandemic, and then people started getting toilet paper. Do you remember the order?

Jack: Yeah, it was definitely before.

Christina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah, it was definitely the anticipation. People were doing it ahead of lockdowns.

Christina: Oh, yeah. Okay. Yes. It was before lockdowns. I remember that.

Jack: Okay. Yeah, yeah. And then on the 13th, Trump declares COVID 19 a national emergency. Kind of late, buddy, but it's all right. On the same 13th, all travel from Europe stopped into the US no more. We don't want no more Europeans here.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: We're banning everybody's travel, essentially. And then California becomes the first state to issue a stay at home order, which failed.

Christina: Did it fail at the beginning?

Jack: It was fine at the beginning. It helped.

Christina: It did help.

Jack: Yes. It worked. It brought it way down and for a way long time. They were the first place to have a bunch of people. But there. A bunch was in the low, like the double digits.

Christina: Okay.

Jack: They had double. I remember following it. There was one here. There's two there. There's Three.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: It wasn't like overnight. There's thousands.

Christina: But it's like that now.

Jack: Yeah, it's like that now. They managed to fight it off at the beginning, then they opened up and s*** hit the fan. And we discover by the 31st that COVID 19 could be transmitted through the eyes.

Christina: I'm not sure what that means.

Jack: It means that, like, you can cry.

Christina: On someone and then they get Covid.

Jack: No, we're saying that it's no longer just you covering your mouth and your nose. If there is air particles that have the virus in it and that lands on your eye, you have now contracted the COVID Oh, yes.

Christina: Do glasses help at all?

Jack: No, they'll help from the front, I guess.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: But there's like quite a bit of opening. So I guess with glasses you have more protection than somebody without.

Christina: Yeah, like a 5% or some low.

Jack: Percentage, some added protection, but without like full gauze goggles blocking your face.

Christina: Why hasn't that become a popular thing?

Jack: I don't know. We could barely handle masks because this is America. So. Yeah, by now we have global lockdowns and hundreds of thousands of businesses go out of business and people go homeless. Schools close, airports close. Travel is globally banned. And around the same time, we have the stock market beginning to crash because nobody's driving. Oil prices drop, stock prices drop in the Dow Jones hits below low anything.

Christina: It'S ever hit in history.

Jack: In history.

Christina: Well, it's pretty crazy month.

Jack: Yeah.

Christina: S***'s starting to get real related, but it's pretty crazy.

Jack: Yes. The domino effect of COVID is crazy. The right at the beginning s*** was real.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: And people went into panic hard. A lot of people thought it was.

Christina: Like the end and somehow it's not.

Jack: It's never the end. We're f****** cockroaches.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: Nothing's gonna f****** kill us. But we end March at 800,000 to enter April. So April 27, South Korea told CNN that despite speculation Kim Jong Un, who was expected to be dead because he was ill, was actually alive. So basically, conspiracy theories.

Christina: There's so much conspiracy theories about whether he was really alive or not, because they were saying he was, but no one's seen him.

Jack: Nobody saw him for a while because he was ill. They thought he might have. The one of the things. It was the possibility the virus made it into the country, which it still hadn't because they're so f****** locked down and cut off from the rest of the world.

Christina: Yeah, I can't imagine that. But even if they did, we would.

Jack: Never know yeah, but eventually it did made it in. It did make it in.

Christina: It didn't make it.

Jack: Yeah, it made it in one way or another. I don't remember how the f***. But that's not even it, because we also start getting into sketch territory when the Pentagon releases videos that they have taken into classified files of UFOs before. They. If you remember a couple of years ago, there was one 2017, this one 2019, and one in 2006 or something. All these videos that they kept collecting, saying we were gonna find out what they are. Those are just, you know, planes.

Christina: This is the time they say, we don't know.

Jack: Yeah. They release all three of them and they're like, we don't know what any of this is. None of our enemies, none of our allies have anything we're seeing here. We can't tell you what it is. Society, it's yours. You figure it out. Yes, but people are so panicked because the virus, that s*** just disappears. Like two days later, we forgot about it. Like aliens. Yeah. Yeah, but the virus is here now. Yeah, you should have showed us this, like, last year.

Christina: But we were showed this last year. Oh, but they didn't say anything, I guess. Does that make a difference?

Jack: Yeah, we saw videos, but nobody was like, it wasn't an official government message saying, this is some crazy s***, guys.

Christina: Yes. Oh, Trump's cures. He gives us some crazy cures that month. One of the cures was disinfectant. Like maybe we could put that in our bodies.

Jack: Oh, yeah, Yummy. Bleach.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: Inject bleach right into your veins, bro. That's the solution.

Christina: And the other was using very powerful light.

Jack: Yeah, ultraviolet light. So the theory here is he is assuming that we're so advanced he has way hopes for us, that we can somehow capture photons, put enough of them together without them phasing through things for us to, I guess, theoretically inject the photons of light into our body or shine light through us to kill it, the virus. So, yeah, those are some of Trump's lovely cures. Cures.

Christina: I thought those were amazing.

Jack: So, April, another particularly tame month that took place. It was kind of like February, where March was the giant spike in chaos. February, pretty tame. January was kind of chaotic. It began strong and then kind of came down for February, went way the f*** up for March, and then we get to April and we're back to just normal year, minus the fact that the virus was spreading like f****** wildfire that whole time. But at this point, we were dealing with it for A month globally.

Christina: We're bored of it.

Jack: We're bored of it already. We're getting used to. We're like, whatever.

Christina: Mm.

Jack: And so some people get chill and start to do things they were doing before the lockdowns happen. And the virus started spreading in those little pockets where people were like, I don't give a f***. And the spread got so vicious, eventually we ended up at 3 million infections coming from the previous month's 800,000.

Christina: And what's the jump from 8,000? I mean, 800,000 to 3 million.

Jack: That's roughly, what, like, four times over?

Christina: It's. It's going up there.

Jack: It's. We're climbing some heights. We're climbing some heights. But then we enter May. And May is relatively boring through the month. It's casual boring. We're just bouncing off of. We've got crazy numbers happening, virus wise. But other than that, the month goes relatively fine. Very quiet. Everybody's scared because of the virus. We're just learning how to function with it. And then the other shoe drops. It was May 25 when a black, unarmed man was put on the ground. And with the four officers present, one of them, their knee on this man's neck, he is left to die without being able to breathe. While caught on video, the death of George Floyd, which seemed like just another black guy being killed by a white officer, another unarmed black man being killed by another white officer, abusing power. But there were a couple of things that made this situation different than the others.

Christina: What was that?

Jack: We had three cops, aside from the guy who was leaning on him, visible. They were all present, doing absolutely nothing, saying nothing, while a man is saying he's dying. Other times, you have cops on top of the person, handcuffing them, putting them. No, this guy wasn't even being handcuffed. He was just being held on the ground.

Christina: He was just being murdered.

Jack: He was just being murdered. There was nothing else happening. It was being recorded from several different angles, so it could not be disputed. And the view of the victim was clear. It wasn't hard to see. They could just zoom in on the phone. The shot was perfect. And you can see a man die slowly. Very, very slowly, unarmed, for no reason.

Christina: But that was the last straw for.

Jack: But that was the straw that broke the camel's f****** back, bro. Yes, it piled on for the last 200 years.

Christina: That was it.

Jack: And that was the one that was like, one too many. Come the very next day, May 26, Minneapolis is stormed by so many g****** protesters. People were coming from Other states to protest.

Christina: Wow.

Jack: Minneapolis became crazy. It became the largest protesting site ever. Streets were flooded, hundreds of Thousands of people. May 27th. Contagious. Not only are we dealing with a contagious virus that seems to have gone on break towards the end of f****** May for whatever reason, but nationwide police brutality protests. Cities all over the country began to protest because of the same s*** that keeps happening.

Christina: And then the police solved these problems.

Jack: Yes.

Christina: By assaulting protesters 100%.

Jack: The police solved their police brutality problem or attempted to do so with police brutality. You guys think we're being vicious. We're gonna beat you with sticks, shoot you with rubber bullets, hit you with tear gas, and push you forcefully out of where we deem our control territory.

Christina: They proved them.

Jack: They proved the protesters wrong. This is America. But that didn't go too well. That solution to peaceful protesting where we're gonna basically assault you guys for exercising your right to protest, which is an amendment right. So they're basically having their amendments violated by having people, police officers, assault them. Come the 28th, those protests evolved into riots. Minneapolis is now classified a hostile territory because there is a literal war happening between protesters, of which some picked up arms and police officers. Now we have a country that's teetering on the brink of collapse.

Christina: Mm. This is just the last four days of May.

Jack: Yeah. This is. We're just still f****** ending this month now following this. Because we couldn't just end with the country on the verge of collapse over race war and the death. The increasing death based on a virus that's sweeping the country. But. But right around this time, Japan decided we're gonna release the Murder Hornets Attack America.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: Which are fully trained bees the size of cars that fly in and eat all the other bees to steal their nests and replace Americans.

Christina: Replace where we get our honey. That's the end of honey. That's the end of our flowers. That's the end of a lot.

Jack: Maybe they make honey.

Christina: Are you sure about that? I thought that's why we don't want them.

Jack: I have no idea. I have no idea why we don't want them. Maybe it's because they're f****** the size of cards or some s***.

Christina: I thought it was because they could kill you in one sting.

Jack: Oh, yeah, probably.

Christina: And also they're killing our bees, which we need to pollinate. Yes. I think those are the two big problems with murder hornets.

Jack: Sure. It's not that they're just robot bees programmed like Black Mirror by the Japanese to come and replace American.

Christina: Why are they killing Japanese people?

Jack: Because they're controlled by Japanese people. The crooked Japanese robots. There's hackers out there too. You think Japan is free of hackers?

Christina: Mm.

Jack: Anyways, yeah. So scientists launch a full scale hunt for the.

Christina: The hornets.

Jack: The hornets.

Christina: The hornets.

Jack: The hornets.

Christina: Yes. The horn nests.

Jack: Hello, Hornets nests. Then. Yeah, they were worried that they would definitely destroy all the bees and we'd be f***** forever. Anyways, to finish with a little bit of a cherry. The apocalypse is clearly looming. Society is on collapse. Civil war is on the edge. Plagues surrounding everything. For whatever reason, storms are f****** drowning half the world. And down by India and Nepal, a consistent storm, rain and showers and crap that keeps happening over there starts to flood their river, endangering thousands in both India and Nepal. Because this is America.

Christina: That's not America.

Jack: Fair enough. And we end that month having reached almost 6 million cases of the COVID virus. So it doubled, doubled, but it seems to be slowing down. We went. We multiplied by nine first, then by 10, then by four.

Christina: Oh, there's one more thing from Main though.

Jack: What?

Christina: On May 28th, US COVID 19 deaths past 100,000 mark.

Jack: Oh, interesting. So we have 6 million cases and a hundred thousand deaths, which is crazy. And then that's where we get to June. But we're gonna have to do June next time on Dragon Ball Z. No, we're gonna have to do June on the next episode because we are running out of time now.

Christina: Alright.

Jack: Yes. Cuz this year is epic as f***.

Christina: Yeah, it's been pretty epic and sad and very all over the place. It's been all over the place, man.

Jack: It has been. It has been very all over the place. S***'s crazy. But it is what it is. And luckily now we're living in the future. That's way in the past. We barely remember that.

Christina: Yeah, now we got hoverboards for our hoverboards.

Jack: Yeah, we got hoverboards for our hoverboards. My flying car is parked out back. And everything, you know, everything is evolved.

Christina: Which also has hoverboards.

Jack: Everything government is run entirely by black women. There's no white males at all in office anymore. It's all black women. So. Well, different world, man. Different world. That was a long time ago. Kids were born and went to college and have grown old. That came after that year, that horrid year.

Christina: So a few days they just aged.

Jack: Yeah, they've gone through. They've become experts in fields and everything.

Christina: Okay. They're the ones that changed all of our lives.

Jack: Yeah, we cleaned the planet and Everything all right. Fantastic. Anyways, if you guys like conversations of this nature, there are conversations which we touch a lot of the topics here because it's a year's review. So, you know.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: Skim through our episodes, I suppose, because.

Christina: We have great, great conspiracies. Great points.

Jack: Yes. There's so much going on and Covid is a big one.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: So, yeah, go catch up. Go find out what's going on.

Christina: Listen to every single episode of last year that we made. How many episodes are that?

Jack: It should be 52, because there's 52 weeks, minus the guest episode of every month. That would be 12. So there's 40 episodes.

Christina: Okay, so you're telling them to ignore.

Jack: The guest episodes if they're looking for content like this.

Christina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I mean, you can always, always go ahead and check out the guest episodes where I bring on an interesting creator or a scholar and we have conversations about stuff.

Christina: Yeah.

Jack: But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed this conversation. If you want to find those other episodes and things of that nature, you can find them on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Christina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. USCombop.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate the show and if you feel so inclined, review.

Christina: It and let someone who might like the show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is incredibly important. It's something that helps us a lot because it tells people about the show. So go tell people about the show. Run outside, aim at a stranger, be like, hey, you. Then be like, look, show. And then hold up like a sticker of ours or something that you made because we don't sell stickers and be like, hey, show. And they'll be like, cool, I'll check it out. And now you made a new friend.

Christina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Christina: Okay. Wrong.

Jack: I'm sure you weren't out there, like, this is gonna be. Be naughty.

Christina: What if the child little me was naughty Garden age five year old. The five year old me, I don't know. She was a super villain.

Jack: She was a super villain. You were just terrorizing people. That's crazy.

Christina: Yes. Were you a super villain too?

Jack: I wasn't.

Christina: What were you?

Jack: I don't know. I didn't exist in school.

Christina: Exist in school? Yeah.

Jack: There was no me in school. I phased into existence right before this podcast began.

Christina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Well, there's. There's so many problems with that, considering I was already a robot in the World War and I was then killed and a ghost. Well, no, I was a normal person. I was alive for 60 years, then died, then got remade with ghost robot technology. If I remember correctly, then that ghost robot was cloned three times, of which I am the third iteration. There's still a second one somewhere out there that didn't get murdered because we killed the wrong person who was supposed to be just me.

Christina: Yes. But it wasn't.

Jack: But it wasn't. And because I, for whatever reason, couldn't tell me apart from me. Or wait, was it me?

Christina: Yeah, there was a version of you that. It was you. There was. There was just two you's. Clones. The you you and the slower you. Because I think he was a clone of you.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. I'm the third clone. There was the original clone who was. Who began the show. He was just killed and replaced one day because talking. Yeah, that happened, if I remember correctly, between episode 211. And 212. No, it was actually both in episode 211 where the first half began with that Jack. He got killed and continued the clone on the second part of that episode with Dave.

Christina: That clone wasn't you.

Jack: No, I'm the third clone who came from the future to kill the past clone and failed. And. But now I'm in the place. But I didn't know that clone ran away. I'm the clone who failed at killing the other clone. Or I'm the one who got failed? No. Am I the second clone?

Christina: Yes, because the one that tried to kill you was a slow clone. He was like. I don't know. There was something. He was special because he was a copy of a copy.

Jack: Oh, my God.

Christina: That's why he confused you with your friend and he killed your friend instead.

Jack: I get it, I get it. I get it. Because I was cloned from the original the way that the first clone was cloned.

Christina: Yes.

Jack: We were both. I'm the second clone at this spot. But we were both. I'm just second in order. But not cloned from the clone. Yeah, the third clone was cloned from me.

Christina: Yes. Then he. He wanted to kill you to replace you.

Jack: Because failed.

Christina: Yes. And failed. And then I don't know what happened to him. He might be out there still.

Jack: Fantastic.

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