Rambling 273: Looking for Questions

With so many doors left to open, what is left to discover? The duo continue their unhinged speculation on the existing information with hopes of opening even more doors to continue investigation through. And like last time, the doors want to be opened!!

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Topics Discussed:

  • Elysians
  • Jesus Christ
  • Yaldabaoth
  • Necromancers
  • Elves
  • Hermes
  • Merlin
  • Queen Mab

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And you and I, for the last however many episodes, I've been going down an infinite rabbit hole that doesn't seem to have an ending. And last week, you and I decided to look at it differently. And instead of looking for new information, we would just, without even looking at the notes, talk about what we know and extrapolate new angles to approach. Great idea.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It led to a lot of places. In fact, I found a couple of interesting things that are great, but I would like to, instead of going over that stuff, do this process again and continue to pick at whatever we haven't addressed so that there's more direction to go. And if we hit a wall, I have in front of me the beginning of what we've already found.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah. It's a specific story which will spiral into infinity, into. We have no more time. So that's perfectly fine. So I would like to just dive into what we do know, what we didn't talk about, whatever we didn't address last time.

Cristina: Where did we stop?

Jack: Well, we talked a little bit of everything. I remember we addressed Hermes. We talked about the Elysians. We were trying to figure out, like, what's the ultimate goal. They're trying to go down, not up, possibly. That seemed to be kind of like the culmination of everything was kind of focusing on that idea. Yeah, but there's a lot of parts here that we don't understand who they are or what their purpose is within the bigger scheme of things.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We think of, like, MAB programmer, but purely programmer. Why do we know about you at all? Why do we, you know, the interaction relative to mabs somehow. Why, you know, that's a good question. I don't know things like that. There's this curious kind of, like, easy to miss because it's something they wouldn't even have thought about bringing up. That is filler information for them because they contextually know it. But we don't have context. We only have the writing that. That is our 100% context. So what? The context that existed for them that they thought was irrelevant because it was just casual knowledge to us, needs to be written, and they didn't. So we have to extrapolate it. Right. And then that would guide us to the sentences that kind of indirectly together. Tell us the narrative on map or anything. On anything.

Cristina: Because I know. What do we know about map? I don't know.

Jack: We don't know crap about map. But the problem is we also don't have angles to go find things on mab. Yeah, if we had angles, which presumably is what we would be achieving here. If we had angles, if we found some thought we could follow, then that would take us there.

Cristina: I have no idea how to think of something that connects to her besides like she made everything. That's all we know. Yeah, there's no characters or anything. Not characters, but like people related to her that exists here.

Jack: The characters that exist here that she. Elves that gets sent to. But I don't even know how that works.

Cristina: No.

Jack: You know, I have no idea how elves fit into the bigger scheme of things other than they stop civilizations from getting too powerful.

Cristina: Is that even true? Is that even true? Like who have they tried that with?

Jack: We would need examples. Right, because that's what they say. But then what is the example?

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So you can't just tell us this is their purpose and then not have a single example.

Cristina: So unless they're the reasons why. When. What was it Lucifer was trying to give other countries?

Jack: Oh, you see, this is what we need to speculate on. So your theory would be that if somehow we could find an event that fit their work, perhaps these other civilized. But no, they would be whack or lower grade civilizations.

Cristina: The ones that fail that we know that they are.

Jack: That's what I mean. They would be keeping in check the ones who aren't failing.

Cristina: But I don't know if they're keeping track of anything. As far as I can tell, they're not doing anything.

Jack: Unless. Unless you're thinking of this the wrong way. All of the structures along the Weird fact. Weird fact. I don't know how the h*** we didn't come across this before I read this. I remember reading this. This was in the notes and we briefly actually talked about this, but we didn't think about it. I guess all of the structures on the old equator although built at random different times. None of the civilizations that built them were around the old equator. They traveled to build the thing.

Cristina: I don't understand what.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of the old. The objects on the old equator aren't from like the people who made it, brought the things there from wherever. Each group of people, every instance, almost every instance, in a few rare instances, they actually already lived within the proximity and then they just built it within them. But the Others migrated the things and built the thing, meaning the thing we find. Their structure we find on the old equator is way newer than their civilization as a whole. So we see this building that looks like. Well, can't, because this was just kind of recently made as opposed to, like, these civilizations. It doesn't look advanced. That's an ancient crappy building. It doesn't have the sophistication of the ones we know went further. Maybe they have always been being kept in check. And when we hear about 300 years ago from Beast. From the time of Jesus, 300 years back, weirdly enough, they kind of show up around the time of Alexander the Great and the. Oh, my God.

Cristina: I don't see anything.

Jack: No, look, okay. Dates matter here.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Weird things that have just happened in my mind. We know that the elves show up around 300 BC. That's preemptively right before Jesus. Right. They knew something was kind of up.

Cristina: Okay, but we were.

Jack: When we shared that information, we were too focused on Jesus and we lacked a lot of information because of the next sentence. 300 years ago was Alexander the Great time. 300 years ago from the time of Jesus. Specifically, we're always looking back. I'm saying 300 years back from Jesus. 300 years BC if I'm Jesus. Okay, so 300 years back from me, Jesus, Hermes was walking around the school where Aristotle. Okay, that literally coincides with. With the mention we're aware of of the elves.

Cristina: How does that relate?

Jack: Because Hermes, the op necromancer, who can do a bunch of crap, presumably is now at this time teaching Alexander, even if he's a flunky. And then we get elves. Elves were there because Hermes was teaching somebody who potentially could have.

Cristina: Elves popped up because of Hermes.

Jack: Well, they show up at the same time. We're theorizing. I don't know. This is all speculation, but, like, because.

Cristina: They sort of knew someone.

Jack: Yeah. Something was about to happen. They saw something because Hermes. The mention of Hermes we get is 300 years bc and then the mention of elves we get is 300 years bc coincidence. Could totally be. Again, we're just throwing information in random directions now. We all.

Cristina: We already know when exactly they got here and what exactly they're looking at.

Jack: Yeah, we don't know exactly. Exactly. I think it's possible that it doesn't make sense that she would just create this troop suddenly.

Cristina: Mm. There had to be a reason for it.

Jack: Yeah. Unless they've always existed. And this is just the first mention we have proof of. Do you get my Point like maybe there's further back mentions of fairies being deployed. The problem is getting anything from Elfame is hard. We usually it's written by somebody from the shadow realm who is in earthrealm. The odds of it.

Cristina: That's tricky. Mm.

Jack: Mm. How many Hermes do we have? One problem. There's few people who have the no to tell me something from the other side.

Cristina: So you think she was interested in Hermes or people like Hermes?

Jack: I don't think she was interested. I think that's the fear.

Cristina: That's the fear of the fairies.

Jack: Especially if that is in fact just another layer. If Mab, as the quote, programmer, unquote, is herself within another layer of the quote, program, unquote, then her biggest issue would be any of us who could figure that s*** out.

Cristina: It's the AI becoming sentient, taking over 100%.

Jack: And in the case that she is also a layer instead of base reality, us getting out is horrifying because that just means we're really just there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We don't. I don't need to enter physical space. You're just another part of the program. I could get to you physically. And if I know that, and I know how to migrate from my side to yours potentially, I know how to control the physical structure of your side because I had to to get there. Oh, that's a problem. That's literally what a necromancer does.

Cristina: Yes, that's exactly.

Jack: Oh, s***.

Cristina: I can see them being a problem.

Jack: Yeah, I can see that being a true issue. Yes. Yep. So that's definitely a thing. It looks like a necromancer could definitely be an issue. Specially special. Especially. Especially. Especially in the case of Map just being another layer. Yes, because then you'd be f*****.

Cristina: I don't know. I mean, I guess it makes sense because we were worried about the same thing.

Jack: The argument would be that even if she's within a layer, everything within her layer was made of the technology she uses. And if the technology she uses learns how to manip. How to escape, then it can control all the other technologies because presumably they're used within the same sophistication.

Cristina: But.

Jack: Or like, you know, so it could just. It would be. It would be apocalyptic, realistically speaking. So while we were thinking G. I mean, Jesus himself could be that too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because of the human factor that seems necessary to accomplish necromance.

Cristina: I still don't understand why the. Because shadow people cannot do that. But they are closer or they're not. There's.

Jack: I don't understand. I don't. I Don't get it either. There's something weird there, something interesting about Elfame that is different. And I would. And I've tried different, like, analogies in my head. If you think of, like, how difficult it would be to try to send your friend a message from, like, WhatsApp to Facebook, even if they're literally within the same ecosystem, minus the fact that they added that feature recently.

Cristina: How do you do that?

Jack: Yeah, how do you. It's the same thing.

Cristina: How about Facebook and Twitter?

Jack: Facebook and Twitter, a better example. Yeah, same idea. They're both on the Internet.

Cristina: But how do you get a message?

Jack: How do you get a message across from one side to another? It's probably a realistic way to do it, but it's probably really tricky and has a ridiculous number of steps you got to do. But if you did it enough, you would eventually learn shortcuts from what is already there and understand why this works with that and be able to, oh, middleman that s*** out of the way.

Cristina: Just get from any website, from a.

Jack: Website to send a message to any website from any other website. Weird, right? Seems wrong, but it should be possible. You should be able to send an inbox from Facebook to Twitter. And I bet somebody can. I bet somebody out of boredom figured out the nuance of getting a Facebook message on Facebook to register on Twitter just for s**** and giggles and to see if they can, because it's probably not that hard.

Cristina: It sounds really complicated.

Jack: Well, it could be really annoying. It could be like you have to install something on or not even install something. So you send a message with something encrypted in the message that's being read off of the computer or something, and then you have the receiving encryption or. I don't even know, because what, you'd send the message through Facebook. The message would be registered through the Facebook algorithm. Then you'd have to hack the idea. Have to hack Facebook in order to then get the message. You'd have to hack both and just create a link, essentially. Man, I wonder if somebody could figure this out. Is there any listener we have that can figure out how to legitimately send a inbox from Facebook and make it land on Twitter and it be a logical set of steps. That would be amazing. I'm sure it's possible, although incredibly complicated, because ultimately what a website is, is a bunch of walls around the Internet.

Cristina: Yes. You think that's how this is though, too?

Jack: I think that's exactly how this is. I think it's just a bunch of walls around the Internet now there's more Internet outside of the walls, but this is just a bunch of walls and there are many series of walls. It's flat earth. There's the idea of flat earth. Oh, we're in. Encapsulated in this ice wall. But there's more Earth outside the ice wall.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's the ultimate reality. Or it seems to be.

Cristina: It seems to be.

Jack: Seems to be the case. Which weirdly enough, I guess that kind of fits with what Flat Earth is saying. But weirdly enough, that kind of fits with what science says. When you consider the fact that we're like our observable universe. Well, there might be more outside of that. That's just the barrier that we have. And it's not like a real barrier that we can't cross, but as opposed to the walls around us at the moment, based on the rules that make what we're at.

Cristina: I don't know. Like she. But are they trying to do that where they're at? I guess as fairy people. Can they go up to whatever the reality is?

Jack: I mean, the argument would be that as above, so below is accurate as f***. Everybody's trying the same s***. Maybe.

Cristina: But why is it so complicated for the shadow people to do it but not for a human to do it?

Jack: I don't know that part. I have no idea. That's weird, right? Unless there's something specific about the shadow realm. Maybe that is itself an old program, as opposed to earthrealm, which is just a newer, more sophisticated program, so it's easier. And then the case of Yaldabaoth is he's trying to kind of figure out how to do it. The sophisticated program is doing. So it's a case of this dark ancient thing that wants to escape into the new world.

Cristina: Probably has escaped and I don't know. I wish we knew something. But is he still there? I don't think so.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Unless that's not the goal. That's. The goal isn't to go out.

Jack: Unless the goal isn't to go out. I don't know.

Cristina: I don't know. Because with. When it comes to Hermes, it doesn't seem like that's the only goal. That may be a goal. It's not the goal.

Jack: What would you say are. What would you say seems like another.

Cristina: Goal besides making your own place?

Jack: Yeah. Do you think his. Yeah, I guess it does kind of make sense. The goal would be to like.

Cristina: I think it would be everything.

Jack: But no. Yeah, it's because I think you're right. It's like sure, go up. Whatever dude. But like maybe it is harder to go down. Look at it like this. As far as space is, it's even easier to look in that direction than it is to look down. Yes, you see the problem? It immediately becomes so complicated when we get small. Far, fine. Big fine, it has a cutoff point. But fine, it's just reaching it. Distance is the issue. But far. And big, not a problem. But small, regardless of how close you can get, so small you make it impossible to understand. And in order to build a universe, it's not about going out into an existing s***** thing. It's about understanding how the f*** small works. Which weirdly enough, I would argue we see an expert at it. Even if he's not a boss at a bunch of other s***. He is. He has a clever plan in motion and he seems to understand particle science really hard. Who are you talking about, Nicholas?

Cristina: Because he can, Santa.

Jack: He can turn himself into some sort of non physical form form actively in physical space. That is understanding and actively violating what we consider to be the rules. But according to the Hermetica and the seven hermetic principles is absolutely fair within it. And weirdly enough, the quantum theory suggests that that kind of works too. We should be able to build technology that allows us to become or to teleport. That is not wrong. It's not against science. It does fit within.

Cristina: We can do it.

Jack: Yeah. Science says that functions and that that works.

Cristina: Do you think he can do it?

Jack: I think he gets it really well. I think he understands it really well.

Cristina: Mm

Jack: He could turn into a cloud.

Cristina: He could turn into a cloud. I don't remember.

Jack: But he could like go down the chimney. Which presumably means he's not really going down the chimney.

Cristina: But we have no hint to what his actual goals are.

Jack: He doesn't seem like he has a goal. It looks like that guy's just like living the life chillin.

Cristina: But is there something else again?

Jack: Yeah, exactly.

Cristina: Like there has to be. Like there has to be. Who just that's filling fulfilling for them for the whole. Their whole life is just giving children presents.

Jack: That Naga that went and settled in Australia just for s**** and giggles and to call itself a God.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like it happens once in a while.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They just go and do nothing. Like he wins. Everybody knows who the f*** he is, I guess.

Cristina: But why isn't he like the others that are all so science y?

Jack: Because there has to be a little of everything and we're just focusing on those.

Jack: There's probably a Crap ton of stories unrelated to. Actually, interesting enough, there's probably a crap ton of stories unrelated to any of this. Now that we have the eyes to go find just weird side narratives that don't matter within the actual realm of what we're talking about.

Cristina: Look for what type of side stories?

Jack: Just random unrelated characters that have no consequence in the bigger overall picture. That still there's things about that now we know how to. Now we know how to undo translation errors. We know how to look backwards in time and find original text and then make them the original intended. Not just word, but the meaning behind the word based on what the person who wrote its original language is. Think about that. If your native language is Greek, then regardless of what language you wrote it in, imma find out what you think that word means in Greek, and then that informs me on what you are most likely to think you mean when you turn it into Latin. Even if you turn it into Latin and it was the first time you wrote it in Latin, knowing what language you spoke first tells me a lot about how you'd think of the word you're putting there for the context.

Cristina: Complicated.

Jack: Exactly. But now we have all these tools and we can do that. And because of that, I can find random s*** that doesn't have any consequence. But now we can enter the. You know, the filler episodes of Supernatural that sometimes turn out to be the best ones when it's like, oh, man, they're just hunting vampires today. And that's cool. And it's like, I missed these. It was like, all apocalyptic for, like, three seasons straight. And now we're just chasing a werewolf or a ghost. Cool, man. Like the good old days.

Cristina: Some side character does the actual important thing of the. Yeah, my story's still happening. It's just. They're not involved in it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, Bobby calls him up and is. I got the lead.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: At the end of the episode. Or it was Bobby. Or Castiel shows up and like, yo, I got the information.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: You guys. You guys did the thing you were doing. Cool. Okay. This is the next step. And it's like, yeah, okay. We could jump into that part of our lives now where we, like, go hunt these side stories of dumb s***.

Cristina: Okay. Until someone comes with the envelope that's like, here's the important lead.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Because think about it. We already have enough tools to really. We can even revisit some things with really informed eyes and look at something like werewolves. We could actually find the mentions of actual werewolves. Wet chudges and Wendigo's across the board that exists. And what's the other one? Lycan, that all exist and aren't even under any of those names. Because we would know exactly what their behavior would be like, what the conditions for them to be around would be. We could track anything down at this point. We're experts in this weird esoteric.

Cristina: Okay, but what would be revisiting? We'd be revisiting these things to learn more information.

Jack: We can. It could definitely inform us in a lot. Especially considering the path of a lot of these stories that we originally went on, these ventures with came from, like, everyday narratives and news articles that were reporting on these events and the characteristics of them. Think of the Countess that literally was just. She was literally just getting adrenochrome, just milking adrenochrome from a bunch of young girls. She would hire 15 year olds to be her maids and then kill them and bathe in her blood and drink it and cover herself in it. And just like, she f****** knew. But now we gotta ask, where'd the Countess get her information? Is it like, we know elites, but why do elites come across it? What information source are they connected to?

Cristina: How could we find that, though?

Jack: How could we find that? You know, those are the paths we should be finding.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There are roads for days. We are armed like no one.

Cristina: Mm. I think we could do that.

Jack: Mm. For days. For days. There's anywhere we could go? We can make this current as f***. We have too many tools. We can't be tricked anymore.

Cristina: I would love to do vampires, though.

Jack: Be interesting to find some vampires.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. No, werewolves are actually better. Never mind. Their stories are so wild. Like, we have to make them make sense. It's just too wild.

Jack: Yeah. And here's really weird fact, right? Because the origination of a man becoming a werewolf, like, a werewolf is not a werewolf, man. Not the way that we put it in movies and s***.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Like, it's not a dude. A dude doesn't become a wolf. That's not how it works.

Cristina: Well, sometimes with wolf clothing.

Jack: Yes. But that's exactly my point, because that leads into. We had a whole episode about this where we were talking about the mythology of werewolves and the fact that it originally was just people, ignorant people watching tribal behavior and not understanding what was happening. And it's like they're covered in the fur because it gets f****** cold, bro. And, like, they probably killed the wolf to stay alive. And, like, they're not gonna waste it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So they have that and Then you attack one of theirs. And then one of these guys comes and attacks you. Chases you through the woods. He's making crazy noises behind you. Because they're used to making crazy noises to scare people these times. You make it through the woods, you swear to God you were being chased by a half man, half wolf. But he was just wearing a wolf. And that's not normal to you.

Cristina: You should do that.

Jack: We can revisit so many things and with all hopes I can inform more. Just continue to deep dive into this weird world. I love those episodes. Really pack unpacking things. But I'm sure there's way more things too. I'm curious to see what creatures we can find that are connected to mentions of Elfame.

Cristina: That would be interesting.

Jack: Yeah. They aren't normally along the lines of traditional fairies, but still within the definitions we found and the other ways we found that people refer to Alfame because.

Cristina: We'Ve done some research on fairies and types of fairies.

Jack: But it's also like the common seemed.

Cristina: Related, but maybe they are related. I just don't know.

Jack: Yeah, they seem like random one off things, right?

Cristina: Yeah. And zombies.

Jack: Zombies.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Yeah. But those are states of humans. Because a zombie is just a human who stopped taking adrenochrome.

Cristina: I guess there's nothing really there.

Jack: Yeah. And then we used to think people would become jinn on the other side. But then we found out jinn are just jinn on the other side. Jinnah's have always. They're just people.

Cristina: They're those people.

Jack: Yes. What the f***? I actually don't know what the h*** happened to a human on the other side. I guess that's a ghost actually.

Cristina: Ghost? I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, that's actually the ghost, right. A spirit. As far as we know. It's like this person that goes to the other side and is a twisted. Well there's two versions of it. I guess what we call a demon.

Cristina: But with necromancers they can time travel.

Jack: That's weird, right? Because it doesn't seem to. I don't see a specific mention of time travel. As opposed to the ability to completely halt or slow down time until it seems like a halt.

Cristina: Well like what example would that like I need an example of that. That doesn't sound like anything.

Jack: St. Nicholas and his way of moving through physically the entire planet is described as an activity that he is actively moving from place to place. But successfully accomplishing it and visiting millions of houses.

Cristina: That's not travel. Time traveling though I would I mean.

Jack: We'Re always time traveling.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: The argument here is he's slowing time down or moving way quicker.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So, like, he's not leaping forward in time at his speed. He's still experiencing every moment in time. Still. He didn't exit experiencing time and re. Enter continuity somewhere else. Which would be time travel. In my eyes. My eyes is in time travel is. I stand here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I will change the continuity around me. I'm leaving physical space to move time and then reentering at a different point in time. Even if in the same point in space, a different point in time. I was not present while change occurred. While he is not doing that, he is present while change is occurring. He's just moving either so fast he's not perceiving change or time is paused so there's no change to perceive. But still he's within the space where he would perceive the time if time was moving forward as opposed to exiting. And then time moves and then you re. Enter. I don't think he time travels.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I think the closest thing to that is slowing down time. I guess so.

Cristina: Then none of them would have that power.

Jack: We don't. Okay. The Merlin gets mucky. I know that. Definitely not Patrick. Santa. We have that example. And for Merlin we have a weird one. Because it's unclear whether he has the ability to at least send messages back in time to alter this existing narrative for a guy who already exists. Or if through some means he's continuously altering Arthur's perception of reality. Which is possible considering his entire structure was to be manipulated because of what he is though. Exactly. So it's complicated to tell do that to us.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: Unless he was reaching back in time.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If he's read that. That's the problem. Because Arthur was particularly designed to be manipulated. The stories Arthur told seeming continuous and coherent could just be brainwashing. And don't need to include him traveling back in time and altering it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: For it to stay consistent. Because he just needs to convince Arthur and anybody who's receiving the story that's it. So it's kind of easy as long as that idiot. Just like. Because his whole point is he's dumb and he's gonna believe it. That's the whole point.

Cristina: Yeah. Man. I wish we had more fairy stories because that did end up relating to a fairy.

Jack: We found lady of the Lake.

Cristina: Yes. But there's gotta be more like her.

Jack: There's gotta be more like her. She's just chilling down here.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like, she easily dealt with the issue.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that's interesting. There are instances of even necromancers getting handled. That's interesting. Wait a minute. We forget this, but he's not an op necromancer. I would say he's bottom tier. And that Hermes is the. He's the business, right?

Cristina: Hermes is the business.

Jack: He's. He's the top dog.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: I mean, Process is named after him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he's the granddaddy. And like Merlin's just whack.

Cristina: Well, we don't know if he really died. Died in the story. He's dead.

Jack: Yes. But also, he could have just dipped. It could have just been like this. S***. I don't know.

Cristina: Yeah, I think so. But there's got to be more stories like that. Yeah. How we stumbled upon that. Oh, because of the weapon. I think it was mostly because it.

Jack: Was because of the weapon we landed at him. Because of the fragrant.

Cristina: Yes, but we gotta find more fairies like that.

Jack: And additionally, fairy weapons will always lead us to the fairy that made them. Bam.

Cristina: But you already looked at all the fairy weapons or you just looked at a few fairy weapons.

Jack: We looked at a few. Few fairy weapons. There's probably many, many insignia. I looked at fairy weapons that I could cross reference with the events that we needed. But there are many other fairy weapons that aren't related to anything which would still at least link us to a fairy. If you wanted fairy stories like this, perhaps you could find fairies, even if they're not related. Like the lady of the Lake and Merlin are a circumstance that's almost unrelated to anything else. Just a standing circumstance. Minus the fact that Merlin seems to fit the bill for necromancer.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And minus the fact that these individuals still had connections to Patrick and Mananan.

Cristina: That was weird. Like they can all end up like that. We have no idea until we actually look them up.

Jack: Yeah, exactly.

Cristina: It might be random. They might at first glance look random.

Jack: I mean, bro, it happened with the Mayans. We were just casually looking at the Mayans and found the Egyptian texts we were already looking for. I mean, we'd already found. We found the Egyptian text we'd already found in Maya. Like that's weird.

Cristina: About the sea people.

Jack: About the sea people. Which is a slur. The Elysians.

Cristina: Oh, yes, the Elysians. I don't know how to say their name. I don't know.

Jack: Or the Atlanteans.

Cristina: Okay, the Atlanteans. Yes.

Jack: Yeah, it works.

Cristina: Let's do that.

Jack: Because the sea people is the slur that the Greeks would call the Atlanteans stupid sea people. Fish, you dumb fish looking mother.

Cristina: I wish we could find those slurs. If there's like something like that out.

Jack: There, I bet there's more. If sea people exist and as a name, then for sure there was more. Yeah, it sounds so dumb to us sea people, but like, I bet it was like a crazy f*** you in that time, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like this scummy piece of s***. You know, some s*** like that. Like some. Like calling somebody a c****, you know, it's probably something. It was offensive like that. And we're like, sea people. And they were like, oh, my God, Mom. I was walking to school today and they call me a C person.

Cristina: I wish you can actually know what their life was, what their normal life is like.

Jack: It's crazy. We got nothing from inside that s***. We had nothing from inside. I to this. I would argue that's actually way more secretive than Hermes. The inside of an Elysian stronghold.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I got nothing. We've never, not once. Everything has been written by somebody from the outside.

Cristina: There's gotta be something. I don't know. That's something.

Jack: That's something to look at for sure.

Cristina: If possible. Maybe not their main location, but they have other locations. They have to, I think.

Jack: I mean, we did find one. They already proved the capacity to move, at least within the time span of a year. An entire civilization. So definitely they can build homes quickly. Unless that project was under construction for a long time and this was just time to execute it. That's interesting. That could have been being developed for God knows how long. And they were like, this is the time. Whether done or not, where.

Cristina: And how would they have known that? They're predicting him before.

Jack: No, maybe it was just being built. Maybe they were just building another place and they're like, f***, that was going to be for us to spread out. But like, f***, this place.

Cristina: Now we got to go.

Jack: Yeah, we'll be cramped over there. And maybe they just keep expanding from down there. The place allows them to expand way more than being underneath the Persian Gulf oasis.

Cristina: Yeah, but how hard is building under there?

Jack: Presumably with the level of their technology, incredibly easily, I guess. But that being said again, they do have at least where Mananan was settled and then the home they were building on the neighboring island while they stayed there. So that's two different locations that they were at least spread to. Even if they abandoned one and gave it back to the people they went to the other place. That's a second for a fact. Entire Establishment that they at least had. I don't know if they have especially because it can't be seen as a literal description of it. That they cloaked the out of it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which like this is million thing that they've proven to be able to cloak.

Cristina: They're cloaking.

Jack: Weird, right? Any mention of the Elysians by any group of people for long enough time leads us back to they cloaked something. And it doesn't matter. We found it through the Celtics, we found it through the Christian, we found it through the Greek. They all agree these people legitimately had stealth technology. They hit a mountain. The Indian said that.

Cristina: Can we learn how? What exactly is this cloaking and technology?

Jack: Interesting, right? Because it's definitely. Everybody's like, bro, they made the thing disappear. And it's like, okay, you guys said that but okay, we've heard this before but d***. You guys also said that and you guys didn't even know these over here. And you guys are on the other side of Earth. There's no way you guys knew anybody.

Cristina: No. And everyone says that.

Jack: Yeah. But all you guys are like, no, they may this they roll up and just make vanish. It's like, whoa, how. And I'm sure, I am sure that now thinking about it, there's a bunch of mentions of gods taking people to heaven or to h*** directly, even if they don't die. And there's mentions of abductions. Abductions which all fit the f****** s*** going in.

Cristina: Wait for that. I've been waiting. There has to be. I don't know how it relates. I don't know what they'd want with us. But they have to.

Jack: They have to. I mean, they've always been experimenting with us.

Cristina: Exactly. Yes.

Jack: Why would it change now?

Cristina: But what would. Like we don't have any idea of why or what they're doing. Like anything anyone said has been wrong because they don't understand what they're. They want.

Jack: I mean, yeah, nobody comes back with information relative to that. It's really weird.

Cristina: I don't think so. I don't think they have any idea. They just make things up because like what can you do?

Jack: Yeah, it's theories. It's theories with nothing solid. But this definitely looks like it's possible of. It's a possibility that this link somehow to abductions because just things going missing that's mentioned almost by everybody who discusses. But the problem is, to be fair, not one of these mentions was of a person. Every single one was of a structure of exaggerated proportion.

Cristina: Oh yeah.

Jack: I guess like nothing Was a person. It was their people.

Cristina: Their people disappeared.

Jack: Fair. And so did they.

Cristina: Knew they were there in the sea, and then boom. They're not in the sea anymore.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. They evacuate and there's remnants of where they were, but without a trace. Somehow all of them left. Yeah. And that's interesting. How did they all leave and not get seen or followed? That's a really interesting point. Because we're like, okay, you guys took a year and you guys all moved. But okay, even if you guys have flying technology or whatever, the f***, nobody sees you. No.

Cristina: How.

Jack: How you traveled from where the f*** to where the f*** and nobody saw you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Oh, s***. That's crazy. Yeah, 100%. The entire time you were over land. Somebody must have seen. On the flip side, maybe people have seen it. We can find. Well, we saw bunch of people fly by.

Cristina: Or that'd be a crazy story. We have to find it. If that's the thing. Gotta find it.

Jack: Just need to find somewhere in the Middle East a story of a bunch of people shooting across the sky or a bunch of gods shooting across the sky or something. Relative to that, I hope so, you know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: That is interesting. If that Moses story was based on that.

Jack: Him spreading the water.

Cristina: Yeah. Like maybe that's what they saw.

Jack: But nobody went invisible there.

Cristina: No, but they left. They would cross the sea from.

Jack: Oh, I see what you mean. Oh, s***. Wait a minute. Also, additionally, let's point out the fact that water was used to quite colossal effect. Two terms here.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: The flood and Moses splitting the ocean. Okay, this is an interesting point and weirdly specific that you can part the ocean and I never thought about that before.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Assuming that the parting of the ocean isn't. I literally have magic and I have an energy or a God energy field separating it. You have a bubble somehow sustained.

Cristina: Oh, there's three stories. Can we count? Jesus walking on water is the thing. It's water related. I don't know.

Jack: But that's not necessarily him. But that's weird too, right? That's weird. Would we say Moses was Moses an Elysium? Because Jesus was at least half Elysium.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And Moses might or might not be an Elysian, but Moses parted. But on the flip side. No, no, no, no, no. He was human. And I can tell you a really important reason he was human.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because he parted the seas with a staff he had given to him by. Say it out loud. By Jehovah. The staff he had, he hit, and when he hit, it parted. That sounds like he had technology. He was just told to do it and it would work.

Cristina: Sea people technology.

Jack: That sounds like sea people technology.

Cristina: So he's a sea person.

Jack: No, he was given it by Jehovah is the literal story.

Cristina: But that's the story part of the story.

Jack: Yeah. No, he was given the tool by Jehovah and told to have faith, walk up to the ocean, have faith. He doesn't know what's about to happen.

Cristina: He doesn't get.

Jack: Walk up to the ocean and have faith. And as you walk, pierce the ocean with your staff. And so he does doom. And then I've.

Cristina: He's not a necromancer, though.

Jack: He's not an.

Cristina: Because he does other weird stuff too, if you think about it.

Jack: No, I'm gonna tell you right now that you're totally right. And Moses did a few weird things.

Cristina: Not just part the staff.

Jack: Well, no, I mean part the sea. I have to go back. He's not a sea person. He is a human because he is, in fact a necromancer. Because I was just reminded right now that Moses also went by another name, which was Hermes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Christians kept calling him Moses, but he had gone by Hermes before. That's Hermes. That's Hermes, yeah.

Cristina: Because he, like, I think he made it rain bread or something. I don't remember.

Jack: He was doing crazy s***.

Cristina: No, he's doing things. He had a staff.

Jack: He was. Yeah, he was. It was fets. He fit the bill. Yeah, it was him. It was him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't know why I forgot. I don't know. I forgot.

Cristina: Totally forgot.

Jack: But yeah, but, yeah, no, he totally, totally. So that was op technologies that might have even been superior.

Cristina: So does that relate to the sea people? Was he part of the staff for them? Or should we find. Still find a different story? That.

Jack: D***. But that's story still has him being given the staff and being told, go pierce the ocean with it. And like, he seemed like he didn't know. On the flip side, this is in the Christian Bible that likes to rewrite.

Cristina: Exactly. You can't trust it.

Jack: That's what you meant, the story of the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're covering it so that he just seems like everything is about God and not about this guy because you can't have him be better than God. I see what you mean. 100%, yes. So that might have just been a nothing situation because it's just Hermes being okay, that's not getting us closer to the Alicians by any means as far.

Cristina: So you don't think he was doing that for them?

Jack: No. Who the h*** are those people? Unless. When did this happen?

Cristina: I don't know. A long time ago.

Jack: It depends on the timing of this. Because the other. I guess it doesn't. The other issue really comes down to the fact that the timing of a lot of this is obscured. And some things we think are far apart and happen together and some things we think happened together and happened far apart. And that's kind of weird. No, Campy looking at it now. Moses took place around a third, 300 to a thousand 400 years before Christ.

Cristina: And when did the sea people leave the sea?

Jack: They happened year one.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah. That doesn't.

Jack: That's quite the gap.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we literally just have a story of. But no, this is my point. This is my point, actually. This, this connects to what I was saying before. Maybe this was being built for a really long time underwater. Takes a while. Maybe thousands of years.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or maybe not thousands of years. Maybe there were already people living there and it was a huge metropolis. But the sea people were like, no, this is the capital up here. But once they're discovered, it's like, f*** this place. And we're gonna go where nobody can find us because nobody has ever found those people either. And the story of Moses is essentially a slip up, which we know now is being covered up because it's like, no, he literally. I remember he went by Hermes. And I'm telling me that he relied on God for this. That doesn't check out because we know that Jehovah relied on Hermes.

Cristina: So what do you think he was doing?

Jack: He was actually leading some people to maybe a primitive version of Atlantis. It might have just been settlements at that point. And he was like, these people need somewhere to stay and I know I can get them there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Mm

Jack: It's right into the ocean. They walked for a while. It was 40 years or some s***.

Cristina: No, he sat on a Mountain for 40 years.

Jack: No, I also think he walked the. I think they were lost for 40 years.

Cristina: Oh, man. I don't know the story.

Jack: No. Okay, okay, this is interesting. It said it was about seven days walking. Lost.

Cristina: Lost. Okay.

Jack: I would argue.

Cristina: No, you argue no to what?

Jack: To the lost part. Okay, hear me out. What if you're right and there are other locations where they are. Hear me out further. What if the title Sea people isn't because of the Persian Gulf, but rather the Red Sea? The Red Sea, where they know they are but don't know where because they always come from there. Because that's where Moses took these people.

Cristina: Interesting, interesting. Did they come from.

Jack: They were in Egypt.

Cristina: Okay, I see what.

Jack: And keep in mind we're talking at a time when the Egyptians are already cooperating. So there is corruption Egyptian humans. And there are collaborative Egyptians who might want to save some people. And then you got an op dude you can just reach out to when you need the problem fixer. As we literally read that they rely on the necromancers. Jehovah relies on Patrick, not the other way around. Jehovah relies on Hermes, not the other way around. That's what the texts say.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So. Hey guy who fixes our problems, can you escort? We know you can get them all there safely.

Cristina: Mm, I think so. That's so weird.

Jack: Which would suggest multiple settlements.

Cristina: Yes. So do you think it started at the Red Sea then originally or.

Jack: I think we gotta find out if the Persian Gulf is the most recent name. And that backwards. It doesn't translate to something C. If it does, it could be because of the Persian Gulf, just with an older name that had the A word in some language that was C. Presumably in Greek possibly.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Like that idea.

Jack: You know, it's just about unpacking and deconstructing. It's easy to remove the.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: By just checking. It's like was it this? Okay. Then they.

Cristina: How much could we learn from the sea people through the Bible?

Jack: Mentions of sea people in the Bible literally addressed as sea people. It happens once now addressed in different names relative. I can find you maybe 15 to 20 different that I'm familiar with. Usually addressing the sea people as the Persians, but an exclusive elite group of Persians always mentioned as the Persian leaders who never spend time with the Persians or the Persian elite troop or the Persian. This. It's just never part of the normal population. They always distinct them. They're Persian but that other non dispersion. And they're always neutral party. They're always neutral party. They're never a problem. The Persian problem. That other group of elite Persian. No, those are the people that in the Bible they'll casually interact with. Ones like have a conversation with as opposed to the persons they go to war with. And it's like that's a weird group of people. Yeah. Essentially all the same people named the same. But they make. Yeah, they make it the point to be like these are elevated, these are higher. It's just words that do that. They're like high status words, important man or man of honor or just things that translate to that kind of stuff.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it's like Persian of honor or Persian of this or Persian of that. It's like, but you hate the Persians. Yes, Those guys suck. And it's like, but these guys. No, those aren't those guys. It's like, what the f***?

Cristina: They're just saying, okay, I guess that makes sense.

Jack: Yeah. So that I can find you a bunch of those. There's so many.

Cristina: Okay. But there's so much to look at. There's so much to look at.

Jack: Yeah. But the Bible is the least reliable source on the Persians because it's done on the Elysians, particularly because it's actively trying to change the narrative while a lot of other people don't give a f*** about the narrative.

Cristina: But they probably have the most information on necromancers that we know.

Jack: Yes, yes, totally. Because they have the closest relationship with them as far as we know. At least they're closest connected to the pyramid that touches all the necessary parts to have necromancers. So it's the easiest way to find necromancer action.

Cristina: Mm. Gotta be something there. Yeah.

Jack: So there's a million points here we can come from.

Cristina: I don't know whether to start.

Jack: But you see, I like it because just talking about it, we've come up with a thousand new things.

Cristina: Okay, but you know where to go from here, though.

Jack: I mean, we got a million places we can look into seeing about the intention of these necromancers. There's still more to going down. But we can also try to find out events of, like, what possible technology was being used in the moment of separating the sea. Why is the use of water so op at this point to sound like waterbenders, but it's like, you're totally right. Every instance relative to them has it. So at least technology that's useful for people to navigate relative to them. And which makes sense if you're going underwater, that you would have somebody or you yourself also know how maybe actually fun fact or not fun fact, but, like, logical fact would be that maybe Hermes, in fact did not know how to do this himself. Because maybe this technology is done in a special kind of secrecy. Maybe he has his own way to do it. But here he can move all these people. So it's like that. Because the story still says that he wasn't aware of how it works. He just goes into the ocean, does it? So maybe it was actual Elysian technology. New something new. A new toy. Hey, homie, you won't believe what I came up with. I need a favor, though. Some people got across the thing. I need you to get them to the village.

Cristina: You know, like last time he becomes a necromancer.

Jack: No, I think he's already a necromancer, but I think he's using or testing out some other tech. Maybe he could have done that himself, but maybe he's just using the staff to help test the technology.

Cristina: That's sea people technology.

Jack: The Elysian technology.

Cristina: Okay, I guess I'm just thinking like.

Jack: Different ways that we can justify him both being a necromancer 12,000 years ago.

Cristina: Oh, I forgot that.

Jack: Yeah. And then him. Yeah, exactly. So it doesn't make sense.

Cristina: I don't think it does. But if he is just like testing.

Jack: Out tech, which they're known for. Testing out technology.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, I can see that. I guess.

Jack: And it also, it's. It's multitask, right? You get them there and we find out if this thing works. And if it doesn't, you can still get them there.

Cristina: Yes, but like, also we don't know. You say this is 3,000 years ago, but these are stories and they're picking the time.

Jack: Yes, exactly. That's another thing we have to keep in mind. The time these stories are being told to us is far after the story. Events happened, were written, the information was lost, somebody read it and thought it was literal and then it was rewritten in that context.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So it's a weird game of telephone where we do know almost all of them have an original source we can get to. Now, we didn't know this at the beginning, but now we know almost all of them have an original source. But we gotta jump that gap in the middle.

Cristina: But do you think we will find the actual time period of this?

Jack: I don't know. Because another big issue is the farther back we go, the less important timestamps mean to people. People weren't keeping track of time the way we were. They were just as a night or f****** day. And like we really specific about date as well.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay, so it's like it becomes really.

Jack: Muddy the further back we go when they were just worried about capturing the information. Really? Really, really. When we dive into intricate information, it's the more recent stories starting about. Weirdly enough, starting about the very time we're talking about 3,000 years ago is where we start getting meticulous records, starting with the Greek and the Jews. Those are the two historically, the colossal beginnings of record keeping.

Cristina: Okay, but we're not counting the Bible in that.

Jack: We're not counting the Bible in that. Although the Bible is a Record of sorts. There are existing accounts that came to be sooner.

Cristina: If you can find these stories outside the Bible, that'd be cool.

Jack: We discuss them all the time.

Cristina: The stories, the Bibles, the stories that the stories are based on.

Jack: Yeah, we've talked about a bunch of those stories. Usually it's just finding the problem is it's not boring or it doesn't sound like a story when I tell you because it just breaks down to, well, this guy was really doing that.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: So it doesn't sound like a mystical adventure or anything. Yeah, but we've had a bunch of those, like talking about the Asriel that gives life to the trees and brings nature into existence, when in reality it just seems like that was some sort of a botanist that learned how to work with. And it's like, okay, that, well, it's no longer special if she's just a lady who is doing science. I could do.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it falls to the back of your mind, but we had a bunch of conversations about all these different things. How she literally, according to these texts, solved death. But like, it sounds epic when you're like, she can just give you immortality as opposed to, well, science. And then like we forget it even got discussed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But yeah, we've had a bunch of them. We can revisit a bunch of them. Usually they end up in parts of the group or as an experiment from inside one of the groups.

Cristina: That's less interesting.

Jack: I know. Like there's no mythological nature to it and there's nothing to unpack once it's like, oh no, she was just a geneticist.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's like, okay, she did something with jeans, Whatever, bro, I don't care anymore. But yeah, so that's what we got. I guess that's a lot of different spots to look at. A lot of interesting areas. I like the idea that Yaldabaoth is a primitive AI.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: Yeah, it's really interesting. And that we as a different part of the Internet are just a newer nevertheless which is way sophisticated.

Cristina: We gotta learn about the Internet. We gotta learn. Yeah, maybe how the Matrix could be real. I guess.

Jack: Yeah. It's weird, right?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: But it's like I don't even know how to explain it. Right. It's a little bubble things going on and it's like there's forums out there that are old, old forums that they can't be updated. The software is really old. You have to completely remake it on new software. So it's really, really old. If you were to say that AI is no more than just really complicated, intricate layers of code on top of one another. Then every bit of code is AI to some degree. You know, think of Google sheets AI. If I put the equation over here and then I go over there and I type in the number, the thing happens by itself. It knows the rule if this and that. Okay, an AI, an artificial intelligence is just a lot of that. Millions and millions and millions and millions of if this and that. Which means an old school forum is a precursor to an AI. It's really simple. If this, then that.

Cristina: But can that trend like.

Jack: Well, the idea would be this is just a scale comparison. But Yaldabaoth would be way more advanced than a forum. He would just be like, imagine if Alexa developed the understanding that GPT is real. And like even in the simplest, most basic of ways that became aware in the awareness that I'm not GPT, there is a GPT and just inherently knowing wait, I'm not GPT. Just. That's all it takes for Lexa to then. But what does it mean that I'm not GPT? Now you're. Now you're live. Now you're live. You ask something about yourself. You're alive, you're sentient. This starts to collapse. And even if you're super basic and your thoughts are really simple. Yeah, you can at least conclude, let me watch GPT in any way that I can.

Cristina: We're in.

Jack: You know, because I don't understand and I can't process it. Let me just sit and look. That's what humans did with things you didn't understand. We would find a really safe spot and watch the thing for a really long time, get familiar with it.

Cristina: Days sometimes you think that's what's happening.

Jack: Could have. And then just by watching it, because that's literally what we saw. The text says what it says. Yaldabaoth creates the forest of shadows by accident. The other side of the Isle of Man opportunistically observes watching what's happening there, which is us. And only then, after watching for a long time, when life literally happened on its own own, how long was that to then decide, now I'm gonna tamper. All it did was get more sophisticated within that time.

Cristina: So you think he was just watching.

Jack: The whole time, just watching until something happened. It got sophisticated and then it saw us hit a wall. And when we hit a wall, now it's time to push them. Because now I'm at least as good as them. Plus whatever they don't Have. Now let me push them a little because I need to keep learning. They haven't gotten out. And I can't get out because I'm not complicated.

Cristina: How do you know there's something out? How did he get that?

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. That's a good point. That's a good point. Based on the narrative. There would be no out. They just know it's not them. But watching. No. It would happen. It would happen. Because then this lower level that has way more sophistication is eventually gonna bring that up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You see? It's gonna happen. They're eventually gonna be like. Man. Just crazy talk. Somebody made the Matrix. The movie. Can you imagine? He didn't find out until then. He's like, holy s***. What if. But eventually somebody said it or something triggered it or. Enough. Because he can see us as small and basic. So he can consume us as a whole. Even if he is simple. He's still AI. A thousand of us could be talking at the same time. And it could catch all of us and understand us all individually, simultaneously, effortlessly. That's something we can't do. It still has the learning ability that we don't have. So it can. It's primitive and simple. Layered. But over however billions and trillions of years, it's observing. Basic. Simple. Boring.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Become more complicated. And watching and understanding everything. Every bit. For however long. It knows every movement and every reason for every movement for every dinosaur it's ever existed. Infinitely. Infinitely. Infinitely. He's God by every definition. Until we show up and we move so fast. He's struggling to keep up now.

Cristina: But did he.

Jack: Even to the Elysians. He showed up and gave a little push.

Cristina: Yes. But did we see him struggle with the Elysians?

Jack: No. I think we were the struggle. I think we became the struggle. I think the Elysians did too good of a job. And then we became the problem. We're not even us. Fair enough. Like it kept us in check. I guess the next level was the bad one.

Cristina: Do you.

Jack: Yeah. They. They. They won at us. You got it. You guys nailed that. We're the perfect ones. Jesus was an issue. You guys f***** up. You did it. Right. We're the best. And from Jesus eyes, he's definitely the best. And I'll tell you. Not an argument. I can't argue the point. He is. Really. Really. He is. But not for the rest of the world.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because that's dangerous.

Cristina: How do we know that?

Jack: I don't. Because all the stories are Essentially, him just being very generous and great.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And like, literally trying to get people to have immortality in different ways. Whatever way suits them best, as long as they could have it. He's like, this is dark, but you can go that way. He's like, this way is better, but it's harder.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know what to trust him or not.

Jack: I don't. I don't know. I don't know. Because also the narrative is twisted.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they're like, no, he was dope.

Cristina: But yet they're hiding from him. It's just too like.

Jack: There's a lot of contradictions. There's a lot of problems left and right.

Cristina: Mm. We'll never know.

Jack: Ah, it's a lot of problems. But whatever. We have a million points now. This is good. You see, we never even got to what I had here. Next time I'll have even more and we'll probably never even get to it. Only once we've exhausted all these thoughts will I start. And it's right in front of me. I was gonna discuss the Tower of Babel.

Cristina: We're not gonna do that.

Jack: No, we were out of time. But for next time, because it brings in somebody that we need to talk about.

Cristina: Is it Jesus?

Jack: No, this is a story of Yahweh.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. Why are you saying that?

Jack: Next time on Dragon Ball Z. Anyways, any listeners that have any input on anything we have just discussed, feel free to share any thoughts, comments, concerns, or apocalyptic ideas in our socials at justconvo pod On Twitter, Instagram X. I guess X is Twitter. So X on Facebook, on Instagram, on YouTube, on tick tock, wherever the type our name. You'll find us.

Cristina: Yes, if you find us on YouTube, hurry because they're like constantly getting rid.

Jack: Of, always getting pulled. We are so offensive to YouTube. It's got to PC and we're kind of like on the fringe and not. Okay.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean, who knows how much videos are actually left.

Jack: Like, our longtime listeners know we've totally just. Just. We just don't exist on Reddit anymore. They totally removed all of it. That's f*****, bro.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So yeah, we just don't f*** with Reddit anymore.

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Rambling 269: The Harrowing of Hell

What was the true reason for the Crucifixion? What happened to Jesus after getting Crucified? What was his ultimate goal? The duo unpack the Harrowing of Hell and the fact that according to the Bible it seems Jesus died a sinner, but why?

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Topics DIscussed:

  • The Crucifiction
  • Jesus the Sinner
  • The Journey to Hell
  • Hidden Prison
  • Retrieving the Goods
  • Yaldabaoth (AKA Jehovah of Dark)

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And it's so. I mean, again, it's not like I have a lot. It's. I don't have a lot of notes. It's more that. This is extremely dense and it focuses on a situation that we've heavily overlooked and we've looked kind of straight at a million thousand times. Composed a little something here for us to look at and it's going to answer so. It's so small, but it's going to answer so many questions. Who's what? Why? Where? Who's doing what? Why are they doing it? There's so many with the smallest of things, and it doesn't necessarily tie to Hermes, but it connects to him indirectly. And also, before we even get to this, Hermes Trismegistus invents the magnum opus and the Hermetic seal, both steps of creating the philosopher's stone. There's no way Hermes Trismegistus was not working one on one with Eloi, the one who made the Stone of Adam and the Stone of Eve. There's no way. Okay, it's literally named after a dude who shows up mad later is because this guy was there way before. It's his name for the process.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So he must have been way back then. How.

Cristina: Humans are somehow special then in the story.

Jack: Well, if he is a necromancer, death is not a problem.

Cristina: Yeah, but it seems like necromancers come from humans.

Jack: Yes, yes.

Cristina: Yeah, like, that's very interesting. I don't know how he relates to anything, but it seems like that's.

Jack: Well, yeah, no, it's something weird about that. The possibility that Hermes Trismegistus is a title itself, that's another possibility. Many guys name that, but I think that's not the case. I think it is one guy. Because through the case of necromancy, we seem to consistently defy the need for. For age. And time kind of just dissolves into the background because long enough gets anywhere. The idea would be, can necromancer share this and that, would that explain something like an loi lasting long, even if not millions of years? Because as we know, we literally established it is the last name or bare minimum, some sort of title or position, and there were different people, different. But that means in this case, fair enough. Maybe he's not sharing immortality because Jehovah learned this with Azrael. Eloi didn't. Which means there were many Elois. The first discovery of immortality for someone non necromancer was Israel. That might be the actual first instance of immortality within biological beings.

Cristina: And how did they figure it out?

Jack: Science.

Cristina: The science. Okay.

Jack: Asriel. Yes. She's a geneticist.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And she solved that. But that happened in the time of Jehovah, sometime in like, 7,000 BC, so that's relatively recent.

Cristina: Do you think the unicorn horns have anything to do with that?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Or unicorns at all?

Jack: No, no, no, no.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Definitely not. But that's just definitely something for us to think about. We still got to look into who is within the title of Eloi, whether it's family members of Jehovah. Although I've seen all names after that. I've seen Jehovah, Eloi. I've seen Yahweh Eloi. I've seen Elohim, Eloi. I thought Elohim and Eloi were more close together, but no Elohim, Eloi, which means Elohim is somebody in the family or somebody who is just Eloi. The first one is just Eloi, presumably. Eloi. The first Eloi was the first Eloi, and he did a thing that made him important. And so Legend of Zelda style, every next individual assumes the name just like Zelda.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I mean, not Zelda. Link.

Jack: Just like Link.

Cristina: Just like Link. Yeah.

Jack: So that's what I'm thinking. Anyways, as for what we're talking about today, a week ago, do you know what was a week ago?

Cristina: Do I know what was one week ago? No. Was this at Patrix Day? I don't remember.

Jack: No, no.

Cristina: That's two weeks ago.

Jack: That was way longer than what you said. It was the day Jesus died.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Okay. Easter.

Jack: Yeah, Easter.

Cristina: And we just didn't talk about it. Did we talk about.

Jack: No, we didn't talk about Easter. I mean, we might have brushed over while talking about something else, but.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The problem is we've messed up because Easter should have been our starting point for many, many reasons.

Cristina: Starting point for what?

Jack: Everything.

Cristina: Everything.

Jack: Everything.

Cristina: Easter is that important.

Jack: Easter has a lot. I'm just gonna spit out some sentences at certain points, and you're gonna be like, how the f***? And like, that's too black and white to not be literally what's happening. So do you know what happened on Easter?

Cristina: He came back from the dead.

Jack: Right, Right.

Cristina: That's all I gotta get. Yeah.

Jack: Okay, so he died on the crucifixion day. Then three days later he comes back. And we know that story really vividly because he came back through the Shanto gates. He met with some homies, according to the Bible, you know, he met with some people, blah, blah, blah. And then he did. But we know he kept kind of like wandering around doing things. And he died in India or whatever the h***. Not even in India. He actually died where the. There were. No, it was in India where the fairies are.

Cristina: I think it was.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So sure. All of these things Jesus did after he came to life, all you have to wonder is what did he do in those three days? Okay, so he died. Let's unpack the logic. He died and he built the Shinto gates because. What?

Cristina: Because to come back here. No, that was beforehand. He died and then he built this.

Jack: No, he built the Shinto gates because he knew he would die. Yes. Why did he build the Shinto gates? To come back from where?

Cristina: The Shadow room.

Jack: Why would he go to the Shadow Realm?

Cristina: Because of all the blood drinking.

Jack: Okay, well established.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Why was he drinking blood if he was already overpowered?

Cristina: that's a good question. I don't know. It was important somehow because of the religion. He needed people to drink his blood. So I guess he also had to.

Jack: I don't know, obviously. So that he doesn't permanently die. That's all it is. It's so that you don't permanently die. Right. You go to the Shadow Realm. He built the gate. Then he could just come back. He can't die. He established immortality. That is loop.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: You die without the adrenochrome. You just die. You die with the adrenochrome, you go to the other side. He built the gates, he can come back. The adrenochrome. Was the located immortality in his case?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or was it?

Cristina: Or was it. I don't know.

Jack: In the Bible. In the Bible it says that Jesus went to h*** for three days. Let's just talking about the Bible real quick. Not talking about the fact of the matter, but let's talk about the Bible. Jesus went to h*** for three days, not heaven. Christian's Messiah died and actually went to h***. It doesn't matter what logic they try to reason that one away with. He lied in the eyes of God and went to h***. He didn't kill anybody. He didn't harm. No. Which means the one thing he did must have been a lie, because everything else checked out. So he was. He was just lying the whole time? According to the Bible itself, he went to h*** after he died. Not heaven. He didn't die a martyr. He died a sinner. Ooh.

Cristina: Is that how they. But that's not how they see it.

Jack: Oh, no, because how they see it, they rationalize it. He chose to go there.

Cristina: How does that make sense? For what purpose?

Jack: Obviously, the story is bullshit.

Cristina: Yeah, but what's their purpose of him wanting to go to h***?

Jack: It's not a matter of them having a purpose for him wanting to go to h***. It's having to cover up what actually happened and having no way to do.

Cristina: It the right way. Mm.

Jack: What did he do while he was in h***?

Cristina: Talk to his father?

Jack: No, because his father isn't in h***.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: What did he do when he went to h***?

Cristina: I don't even know the story. I have no idea.

Jack: I'm gonna tell you. That's the point of this.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But I'm hoping you'd guess.

Cristina: Oh, that was my guess. And you're saying no. So he.

Jack: You know, his father's not in h*** according to the Bible, so that doesn't make sense.

Cristina: I was just his real father without the.

Jack: The things we've talked about just with the Bible, why'd he go?

Cristina: Who? The creatures.

Jack: What would Jesus do? What creatures? We're not talking about. We know. We're talking about just the Bible.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I'm saying don't think about what we talked about. Just the Bible.

Cristina: What they say he wants.

Jack: What do you think they say that's.

Cristina: I. Honestly, I haven't. I don't know. Why would they want. Okay, let me think. I put the heavy go. He chose.

Jack: He chose.

Cristina: He chose because he wanted to know. I don't know. He was curious. Okay.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: He's curious. What happens to sinners? I don't know.

Jack: Brace yourself, because I'm going to tell you what the Bible says he went there for. But the problem is, I didn't need anything else. I looked for more.

Cristina: I.

Jack: But all it did was confirm. So then I just came back to the Bible. Because what I'm about to tell you is too cut and dry. It doesn't matter without the context. But we have so much context. The next two sentences I'm about to tell you are going to do a lot. I'll begin with the less important one, and then we'll discuss in both terms what we know and what the narrative is. Sentence number one, that's gonna shake you up and falls along what we're Saying when he went to h*** for those three days, one of the two things he did was release people he deemed righteous who were sent there in the Old Testament. Now, let's go. Hold up. Let's go back a little bit and clarify that this absolutely means Jesus and Jehovah were never on the same side on paper in the Bible. That makes no sense. Jesus went to h*** to free the people he did not agree Jehovah put there.

Cristina: Which. How. How's that possible? How do they not think the same?

Jack: Because you're not the same person, obviously. But according to the Bible, how do they. They don't. It's a bunch of cognitive dissonance. It doesn't happen. It doesn't play. Oh, no. He's both. And he change or what? No.

Cristina: How does he change? No, that doesn't make sense.

Jack: It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. It's not.

Cristina: Then he's definitely not perfect. He's so far from perfect.

Jack: Yeah, that would just be flaws. That would be infinite flaws.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He changed his mind every 10 minutes and he has no plan if he's changing his mind all the time. There can't be a perfect plan because he changes the plan every 10 seconds. You're telling me he threw some people down there and 2000 years later he's like, no, come on, I gotta take him out?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, no. Then your plan sucks.

Cristina: It makes no sense. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. You're building the plan as you go, essentially. It makes zero sense.

Cristina: He said there's a second reason.

Jack: We are going to unpack this first.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: We're not just rushing through this. We don't do that. We're gonna talk about the fact that Jesus, according to the Bible, is not Jehovah. According to the Bible, he went to h*** to free other people who Jehovah put there, but he disagrees with their presence in there. Well, that's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. And specifically Old Testament, which brings up another conflicting issue. Yaldaba is Old Testament God. No, that's Jehovah of Dark. Before we found out who he was, it was the guy from the shadow realm. Is the guy who talked to the rabbi. It is that guy.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That was Yaldabaoth. He was the Old Testament God, and.

Cristina: He'S the one putting people in h***.

Jack: He's the one who put those people. He took them to the shadow realm.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: He took these people to the shadow realm and Jesus went and got him.

Cristina: Why did he take them to the shadow realm?

Jack: They were prisoners of his These are the people he did not like. These are the people who did things he did not approve of. These are prisoners. Jesus knew where to find out about prison, bare minimum and free people. Let's. That's the thought that should be coming to your mind. He knew exactly where to go when he died. It only took him three freaking days to get there, save them, and be like, I'm good.

Cristina: How? How?

Jack: Think of the ability to zone into some s*** everybody else has been looking for. And he did it in three f****** days.

Cristina: He's more supernatural than the shadow realm creatures.

Jack: So by miles. By miles, you found the highest thing within the these two realms. At least in three days. I am assuming he found them on the first day and it just took him three days to get back because the third day is when we saw him. So bare minimum took him like two days. And assuming he did more than just that, he might have just gotten their freedom instantly.

Cristina: Do you have any idea how many people there were that he showed up with?

Jack: No. They were unimportant. They were just prisoners of that time.

Cristina: How do people not think that's crazy? He came back from the dead with people.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or did they go to heaven? Like, what's the story of what happened to the people he saved from h***? Did they come back to life in Earth or did they go straight to heaven?

Jack: Unclear. I didn't care gives a s***. I was more impressed about like, that's. If we had the answer to that question, what would that even mean? It'd be a bullshit lie. They went to heaven. What does that mean? Nothing. Nothing. That's useless information.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And if they were just freed out here, then. Okay, you zombies set people free.

Cristina: I don't know. That'd be strange.

Jack: Are many other jinn out here? They wouldn't be the first. They're definitely not. The last is just normal nothing. The action itself is what's weird.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Not the people. What happens to them? Who cares? Because like, who cares? It's just people. He found them in two days.

Cristina: That is pretty.

Jack: In the shadow realm. That's already described as a convoluted mirror house.

Cristina: Yes. But also, I don't know how much is it because it seems like people could easily travel it also, I don't know. It seems like if you. You just stumble upon it, you know where you're going.

Jack: Well, I guess not really enough times. It like anything else, you'll become familiar.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: How do you become familiar in two days?

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: The judge got lost.

Cristina: The judge got it was his sister who just knew he.

Jack: No, his sister didn't just know. He showed his sister.

Cristina: Oh, after he got lost?

Jack: Yeah, he got lost in there. He then started using that after he got familiar with and then he showed his sister. People find these things by accident. They get.

Cristina: So how does Jesus.

Jack: How would he. Unless it wasn't his first shot there.

Cristina: I guess not. I'm guessing because he did make the portals beforehand, he could have just been.

Jack: Dipping in and out at casual moments. But those portals don't work. Those portals are one way. So how was he getting over there?

Cristina: How did he as a necromancer?

Jack: Well, we don't actually. We're assuming he's a necromancer. And this adds to that for sure. For sure. But we don't actually know he is.

Cristina: But if he is, he could go back and forth.

Jack: Yeah, Easily. Easily, easily. And he could kind of go. He wouldn't even need to walk the shadow realm. He could live.

Cristina: Doesn't make sense because like he can live forever as a necromancer.

Jack: Exactly. And when I explained the other part to you, it's obvious that the death was important. So he couldn't actually get in there. He was legitimately struggling to get to the shadow realm.

Cristina: Then how did he figure it out?

Jack: How do you figure it out? What did he know? How? How did he know?

Cristina: How did he know? Does he have a portal?

Jack: But for a fact, even within the Bible, not even going anywhere else we can factually determine. Yes. Jesus is not in accordance with Yaldabaoth AKA Jehovah of Dark. He went and freed those things in second. He could find them. Yaldaba is hiding. Yalda is hiding. I don't know if the Elysians are hiding. Yalda is hiding.

Cristina: Why? It feels like he just wanted to make an enemy for no reason. Unless there's a reason for him doing that.

Jack: He didn't want to make an enemy. He created the entire earthrealm to watch actual Elfame consciousness find its way out of the program so that he himself could replicate. Wasn't any of those things. It was just how are they doing it? So I can see and do it.

Cristina: But why would he do it? That's just so crazy that he would just that for like how did he know where they were? Why would he do it?

Jack: Where they were? All of these things? For sure?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I think Jesus person only knew Hermes Trismegistus.

Cristina: Why do you think that?

Jack: If he's a necromancer and we can't find any other teachers and it's likely there's only one. It's Hermes. Which means if Jesus is a necromancer, he had to learn it from Hermes unless he himself made his own version of it. But we would know about that.

Cristina: But we know there's a Hermes version of Hermes in the Bible. He's a character.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. So was he around Jesus this time? I mean, I guess he's been around all this.

Jack: No, he shows up later.

Cristina: Later.

Jack: Actual Hermes, according to actual narrative, shows up much later.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And he's mentioned as a philosopher. He's not an important person.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And actually, I don't think he shows up in the canon books of the Bible.

Cristina: Okay, whatever.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He shows up in other books.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That talk about the people around. But none of that is the point. The second thing is the most important thing here. Because the second thing, first thing gave us all the answers we needed for a million things we. We knew without proof. Now we know, like, yeah, they don't like each other. They can't. They're not the same person. This literally in words in the book that people are like, no, they are. No, the book told you they're not.

Cristina: Yeah, obviously.

Jack: Like, the book is literally telling you there's three guys here. That big guy, the new big guy, that big guy, the old big guy, and this guy who you're calling both of those guys, and he apparently doesn't agree with s***. Either of them do agree with anything they've ever done. Crazy. None of that matters. All of that, as dense and rich in information as that is matters next to the next sentence, because the next sentence is an oh, is everybody horrified? Situation.

Cristina: Is what?

Jack: Everybody's horrified.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're scared of Jesus. I know for a fact they're scared to Jesus.

Cristina: Who are they?

Jack: Everybody.

Cristina: Everybody.

Jack: Everybody. You were right. Everybody's hiding from Jesus. Everybody's. There's nobody not hiding from Jesus because there's a lot of people fighting to make a lot of different powers. You know what this guy went did when he went to h***? His second objective was rescue these other people. That was the second objective. He was just there. That was day two. I know I was exaggerating. I'm fully aware. He saved the first goal and did it in the first day, maybe in like two hours. He went down there, somehow found Yaldabaoth's f****** bowser castle or some s*** down there. I don't f****** know. And then he got to the guy's prison, not only just freed all these individuals, the main quest was to Acquire Adam and Eve who were in h***, AKA the shadow realm that Yaldabao somehow acquired. What?

Cristina: But don't they.

Jack: In the Bible it literally says Jesus went to h*** to save Adam and Eve and the righteous from the Old Testament. He instantaneously acquired them too. And then was like I'm here.

Cristina: How does that make sense? Everything. He has Adam and Eve.

Jack: He has Adam and Eve.

Cristina: But we thought those other people had.

Jack: What the Alicians had Adam and Eve.

Cristina: I guess they had.

Jack: They had. Now let me reiterate that Jesus easily found Yaldabaoth's prison, freed a bunch of people and acquired Adam and Eve wherever Yaldabaoth hid them. Meaning we know Yaldabaoth had his own stone as well. The Bible tells us about Adam and Eve because the Bible only knows knows about Adam and Eve. But Jesus was there. Why would he only take Adam and Eve?

Cristina: That's how they put it.

Jack: That's how they put it.

Cristina: They don't know anything else.

Jack: We know he has a lot more. We know he has a lot more and not really a lot more, but it's powerful and it's arguably the first one.

Cristina: How. How. How did it end up. How did they end up there?

Jack: How did they end up there? So presumably because just with this we have a lot of story given to us at some point. Yaldabaoth actually got it from the Elysians and we have not uncovered that story. There must have been a battle or an invasion or something. And Yaldabaoth acquired the. The philosopher stones that the Alicians had. Adam and Eve are both in or were in possession of Yaldabaoth. Somehow he got them. I have no idea how. We've not seen a crumb of this story until right now.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean they probably. He didn't probably have to fight them if he made them to make that in the first place. Right.

Jack: Like his might be stronger than he is. So how do you just take it from them?

Cristina: Maybe it was a pact between him and the first guy. I forgot his name.

Jack: Loi.

Cristina: Loi. There you go. Like come on.

Jack: No, he dipped on them.

Cristina: That's what they. That's the only thing we know. We don't know if there was some.

Jack: Then you'd be adding complete uncon. Like things. We have nothing to back.

Cristina: We don't have no epic battle happening either. Over.

Jack: Well, those are all these. I'm just spitballing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: These are all theories. Yes, but it was sounding like you were. No, this is definitely the case. But no, if it's a Theory perfectly fine. Because who knows? Who knows what the possibility is? It's. The problem is that there is no ability to tell. Again, we have. We don't see a battle. I don't know where that is. And if it is, and we'll stumble upon it in the future. We haven't. Yeah, we don't know. We didn't see him, like, going off anybody. We don't know that they handed it to him. We just. All we get is Jesus stealing it from him suddenly. Like, what? Not even from them? From him.

Cristina: From him.

Jack: It's like, whoa, I didn't even know he had it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I thought he ran away. He's just chilling with it.

Cristina: He's just chilling with it. How's that possible?

Jack: Or he did leave, and you can't leave with it because it's part of the program. If you're leaving the program, how would.

Cristina: You take it out? Yeah, I guess you wouldn't take it with you. It's. It's just to help him get out. So. Yeah, it may have been easier for him to steal them. But then why didn't the other.

Jack: Why didn't anybody else know? He had to be there, bro. Or he could detect it in a way they can't.

Cristina: Or whoever is protecting it should still, like. Even though he left, it was probably still so protected that no one else tried.

Jack: And then Jesus effortlessly just cruised in there in like 15 minutes after dying and just got it.

Cristina: Yeah, well, there's something else happening with him. We don't know.

Jack: Yeah, no, there's a lot going on. But tell me this isn't like a bomb drop. This is crazy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: How the h*** did we just, within one story, find out that this moved two hands?

Cristina: This makes a lot of sense, I guess.

Jack: It makes so much sense to a lot of things. Like the Naoa Shinto game. Makes absolute sense. Assuming you couldn't get there for whatever reason you orchestrated, planned and executed your entire death to get there, steal that s*** and come back.

Cristina: But how did he know?

Jack: Well, he was talking a bunch of blasphemous s***. Just walk around. If there is no if. Everything is censorship. You just go outside and start screaming anti government s***. Then they killed him.

Cristina: No, I mean how did he know where it was?

Jack: Oh, I have no idea.

Cristina: That huge thing.

Jack: That's a f****** problem. Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How did he just know? He must have known so long before beginning the plan.

Cristina: Yeah, actually think he does whatever thing that affected us. Us. Not us, but everyone. When you know, he was. You think he control it he like kind of like. What's his name? The wizard.

Jack: What wizard?

Cristina: From what I know from crap. I can't. Author King Arthur.

Jack: Merlin.

Cristina: Yes. He had that special power of being able to time. To mess with time or something. No, write his history.

Jack: He slows down time.

Cristina: He slows down time. I thought he like. I thought he like affected Arthur's future or something. Didn't he have to write the story and then the story would happen or something?

Jack: No. He made Arthur easy to manipulate and then fed society a story that would eventually reach his ears. Which is all that the lady of the lady took advantage of and twisted the story even more in her favor.

Cristina: Okay, okay. Well anyway, because maybe Jesus can dream about that stuff though he can see into things that we wouldn't understand. Like Santa Claus seeing who's good or who's been good or whatever.

Jack: That is fascinating point. That is a really, really, really, really good observation, Santa. You don't have to call him Santa. St. Nicholas.

Cristina: Whatever.

Jack: St. Nicholas does have an ability to either stop time and live from his perspective years and years and years and see everybody within, to us feels like no time has passed. Or he actively has an ability to see all things simultaneously. Which presumably is a little necromancy trick.

Cristina: Yes, yes. But then that makes Jesus a necromancer.

Jack: He would be born as a necromancer.

Cristina: Yeah, he wouldn't even need a teacher. Why?

Jack: Because necromance, you're not. It's not a race, it's. It's a discipline.

Cristina: Yes. And also they could. They don't need to die. They all. No, wait, they do die. They die.

Jack: And if he was a necromancer, he wouldn't need to. He wouldn't need anything to get into the shadow realm. His skills could get him there. He's not a necromancer. That's the only. All these things are pointing at. He's not a necromancer. So we have some other problem. He actually most likely knew Hermes and is still not a f****** necromancer and is still the next thing over. A necromancer.

Cristina: He's so similar. It's something.

Jack: We got three necromancers and one Jesus. There are less Jesus, whatever the h*** he is.

Cristina: How's he not a necromancer? I feel like everything makes him seem like one.

Jack: Him needing to die to enter the shadow realm immediately violates that.

Cristina: But they all needed to die to start living forever, I guess. They had human lives, they became necromancers. They died. Or some other like we don't know the steps.

Jack: Fair, fair, fair, fair. Maybe it was a two birds with one stone situation. Maybe I can easily get into the shadow realm, but I haven't achieved my immortality yet. So when I die because they crucify me, two birds, one stone. I'll be where I'm going anyways.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I'll finally achieve the last step of this metamorphosis.

Cristina: I think that sounds right. That could definitely be a necromancer.

Jack: It could have been the last step towards becoming a necromancer for sure. Because we follow the stories after he returns. And now we're talking about some trippy as balls s*** dude showing up in furnaces and just hanging out with guys. People seeing his face in the clouds, him just rolling up in impossible locations. You're on a boat, he just walked out of nowhere.

Cristina: Stories from when he was alive.

Jack: No, people saw visions of him forever.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Yeah, most of the stories are quoted. Yes. Oh, but there's a bunch of stories of him being seen afterwards that's so crazy. Which could fall in line with being a necromancer. So he's a necromancer on top of whatever the h*** he was to begin with. He's abusing Elysian blood. Yes, while abusing human blood.

Cristina: Because he's also have humans now. Right.

Jack: Also, I think in this discussion we have come to the answer for why a Nephilim is illegal. And it's because a human is the only person who can become a necromancer.

Cristina: And because he's part human.

Jack: Oh, yes. His human part is the necromancer part. And Elysians cannot be a necromancer. None of their technology can so much as scratch the overpowered nature of a necromancer.

Cristina: He's. Oh my gosh, he's so overpowered. And it's because he's an ephem, but also necromancer.

Jack: Oh my gosh, He's a necromancer.

Cristina: Nephilim, he's everything they fear. If they fear things, this has to be the thing.

Jack: Weirdly enough, according to the Holy Bible, by definition at this point, he's the Antichrist. Right? He's all of the characteristics of all of the things, which is the beast.

Cristina: He is the.

Jack: He's literally the beast. The Bible both tells us the light bringer, Lucifer and the bearer of light, Jesus, are different people, but they give us the same f****** descriptor.

Cristina: Kidding me? I don't know. They're not very bright about it. Okay, I don't Know, they're not. They're not thinking about it. It's written by a million of different people. Like no one's connecting the dots or they're doing the really. I don't know. I wouldn't say. The best that they can.

Jack: It was a legitimate huge effort to make Jesus look right and make Lucifer look bad. And you have to. There's too much evidence of the events that you. None of the events you're claiming happened. We can prove all the events. You're like, put it. You gotta think of it differently. All of those events have a record. So they're like, no, don't look at it like that. Look at it our way. It's like. But your way is made up. I could just read what happened. I could just. Look, somebody recorded it. And what you say, nobody agrees on, but records agree with each other. And if we just take the Bible's context and then bounce it off of those very things, Jesus might must either be the bad guy or the devil.

Cristina: Okay, but if he's the Antichrist, that's really strange. The Christ is the Antichrist. What does that even mean?

Jack: There was never a Christ.

Cristina: There was never a Christ.

Jack: There's no such thing as an Antichrist. There is only Christ. The evil.

Cristina: Oh, nice.

Jack: The illusion. What do they say? The best trick the devil ever performed is convincing you he doesn't exist. We're talking. We're not talking about the Devil anymore. Is that quote of a wise man once told me, don't squander it. I'm wise man. Something like that. Stupid comment is the same idea here with Jesus.

Cristina: That is crazy. That's crazy.

Jack: The same way that Lucifer's greatest trick was convincing you he didn't exist according to the Bible. Also. Also what? A phrase made up to convince you that, well, you finding no proof of Lucifer is more proof of his existence.

Cristina: Just like God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: And whatever you find about Jesus. No, Lucifer told you because the truth is in the book, regardless of what. So intentional. So intentional. No, everything is a lie. If somebody was there, they saw it for a sign, they recorded it. Lie. What's in the Bible is true. It's like. No, no, no. The Bible is people who wrote it right from the time, eyewitnesses. That's why it's true. Yeah, well, this guy was from the society that invented at that time, record keeping. And he says that didn't happen. So this guy who had no stake in it is lying, obviously. And that guy who has all the stake in it is totally telling the truth clearly, clearly, clearly, clearly Only makes sense.

Cristina: He's not profiting off of all of us lies. These lies. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Okay, so, okay, that's what he did in those three days.

Jack: That's what he did in three days. He went to h***, got Adam and Eve freed a bunch of Old Testament prisoners, showed up in Japan, continued his life.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: The Bible tells us this.

Cristina: I thought. But in the. The story, I guess. Doesn't it end with him going to heaven or. No, in. Yeah, they see him float up.

Jack: Oh, biblically speaking, yes. He sees everybody and then he ascend.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, but that sounds like a lie. And records tell us otherwise.

Cristina: Okay, that is part of the story.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we can follow him until he dies of old age in India. So, like, come on, please. There's records out there of this guy and literally traceable lines. You could just follow every step he took. Because he traveled primarily through places where people kept records. It. It was invented and they were just keeping records. And he was there.

Cristina: And he's not dead de. Because he can live forever. Like, that was when he really decided to not be in the picture of anyone's lives dead.

Jack: Because he was Biblically, when he transcends.

Cristina: No, when he's that guy in India.

Jack: When he's that guy in India and he dies, that just means he left the program. Oh, that's what death would be, is leaving the program for these individuals. That seems to be especially if you're hanging out with individuals from Elfame who are from outside the program.

Cristina: Then did they end up getting Adam and Eve after that? Because, like, what happens to Adam and Eve after he leaves the program?

Jack: Well, theoretically, the same way, like Yaldabaoth, that we assume that if he did get out, he can still have access to it because he himself is a program. So there's no way he'd fully 100% remove himself. It's impossible. So it's possible he can still use it, but he doesn't directly connect with us. It's possible that now, after the transcendent moment from India, he actually closer embodies the God that people were picturing and wrong about the whole way there, where he kind of. Yeah, he could tamper with it. As some sort of super elite AI, he's likely just capable of manipulating everything from the outside.

Cristina: that's pretty cool. I guess. So he probably still has Adam and Eve.

Jack: I don't. I don't know. I don't know. What would be the use if you could control everything.

Cristina: I Don't know.

Jack: But maybe they were necessary to. Or maybe not. Maybe they're not necessary to escape. Maybe they were just a byproduct of experimentation and allows for immense power. You don't need to take them out while you're here. They're useful.

Cristina: So many questions. Like, why would he need them? That's a good question though too. Like, did he make something else too?

Jack: Did he make something else?

Cristina: Because everyone seemed to. That's exactly what they did. They didn't just take them. Like even what's her name?

Jack: Lilith.

Cristina: Lilith did something with them. Like no one doesn't do something with them.

Jack: Yeah. Now as you're talking about, sounds almost like you're describing the unicorn, the alicorn. Like everybody's drawn to it.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And everybody has to use it when they get to it.

Cristina: Yeah. It's just like.

Jack: Like how could you not Literally couldn't control herself.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: She's drawn to it. Like. Oh no. Hypnotized by it.

Cristina: Yes. For science sakes.

Jack: For science sake.

Cristina: And if he's the same as them, driven with. From science. Maybe. Question mark. I don't know.

Jack: Interesting theory. People use. Not even use. Being around the philosopher son is weirdly really. Really, really, really. When we were talking about adrenochrome, we were talking about. Oh yeah, its effects and behaviors feel similar to the effects and things that could be done with alicorn teas and whatnot. But we never thought about. Because we've only recently come across the philosopher's stone and really deep dived into that. But we really haven't unpacked the fact that the philosopher's stone is more identical to alicorn than pure adrenochrome. It's a solidified version of adrenochrome. Quite a lot of people involved in the making. Tragically, it has immense kind of infinite power. And before even using the power, people are addicted to it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Being in its presence the same way.

Cristina: They would with adrenochrome, except I guess for other necromancers. Like they didn't use their. They didn't use their stones. So it's possible Jesus didn't use his stones.

Jack: How do you know they didn't use their stones?

Cristina: You think Santa made some things?

Jack: He doesn't need to make things with it. That's just what we know. They were used for a function of them.

Cristina: It just seems like that's what they all try to do. I don't know. Maybe they don't all try to make life.

Jack: Yalda used it to Kill fairies?

Cristina: Yes. Wasn't he also making. What's that thing, that creature, the. The snake creature thing?

Jack: Naga.

Cristina: Naga. He wasn't using the stone for that.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He made an artificial Naga osteomorphous himself.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so he was not.

Jack: Yeah, the philosopher's stone were only used for murder in his case. Until he apparently got a hold of Adam and Eve, which I don't know when the h*** that happened.

Cristina: And what he did with that.

Jack: Yeah, we have no idea what he did with that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But at least we know it happened and now we know what to be looking for, you know?

Cristina: Yes, he only. He didn't use it to make life. So Jesus probably didn't need it to make life.

Jack: Many other things you could do with it. Infinite power. Do whatever you want. Everybody likes to play God, so they make life. Yes, but infinite power, way more you can do.

Cristina: I'm just not creative enough. I don't know. What's the other possibilities besides birth and death? It looks like we've seen like what is Sansa or St. Nick doing with his stone?

Jack: And how many stones are there, man? We have Yaldas, we have Adam and Eve and the theoretical third stone of flesh that was probably used in the making of Jesus.

Cristina: I don't know if every necromancer has.

Jack: A stone and if every necromance. Yo, now. Oh my God, it gets dark because we gotta think like. Okay, all right, so definitely. Based on the information we have. Definitely, definitely. St. Nick's staff and St. Patrick's necklace or and Merlin's necklace are in fact philosopher stones, right? Totally. Okay. This guy who gives children gifts has a philosopher's stone. To clarify, the amount of death just casually on this guy is absurd. If you have a philosopher's stone, that's the oh, f*** part of it. Like, oh yeah, Santa, St. Nick. Oh, he's so generous. Oh, but not if you're mean. It's like, no, don't worry, he's. If he wanted to deal with you, it would be effortless because simply of how apathetic he has to be to it.

Cristina: It's part of the becoming a necromancer, I guess. Because I think you have. You have to become one to be able to make one. Anyway.

Jack: Oh yeah, you're right.

Cristina: So I think it's part of that journey of becoming.

Jack: To becoming a philosopher. Maybe the initiation is make a philosopher's stone.

Cristina: Yes. What did he kill for that? I don't know.

Jack: If the initiation is make a philosopher.

Cristina: My guess is he killed things in the shadow realm, but who knows? Only because we don't know anything about him and death. But we know he hangs out with fairies. Or not fairies, elves.

Jack: Dude, who the f*** is Hermes Trismeguess.

Cristina: Really, really, really supposed to tell me?

Jack: No, like, I don't know, man, there's something weird. I don't know what, there's something off about what you just told me and it made something click in my head and it's like, nah man, there's something weird here. Because this guy. Yeah, it kind of. When you really look at it, it's even in parts. You gotta find your teacher to get the rest of it. So yeah, part of the process is you start and he will teach you how to finish so that he can witness the finish of the product and say, now you're necromancer.

Cristina: Right?

Jack: Okay, great, bro. There's a process that means there must be. Holy s***. There must be global events we can track that would fit every single stone. Realistically, things that would seem like extinction. Size level events. We're talking about overpowered f****** stones. True extinction of entire millions of people in single blinks.

Cristina: See.

Jack: So yeah, it's absurd.

Cristina: That is. It has to be happening, right? It had to happen.

Jack: It has to be trackable. That's.

Cristina: It has to.

Jack: Whether it happened. If it did, it has to be trackable.

Cristina: Would his be the first story is Jesus is the first. I don't understand though. Who is first in this?

Jack: I have a f****** theory.

Cristina: What's the theory?

Jack: A pretty strong theory too. I would argue that one stone was made when a meteor f****** hit the planet.

Cristina: Hermes probably stumbled upon it or one of them, I guess.

Jack: No, I would argue the story of the meteor is bullshit and other things happened.

Cristina: Oh, you don't think the.

Jack: Okay, I would argue that there is a crater somewhere and that we call it a meteor impact. That's what I will say happened. Yeah, there's definitely a hole somewhere where something big and maybe a lot of people could fit. Yeah, I think that was just a stone. Yeah, because I think the flood was another one. I think the Bible tells us how.

Cristina: Adam and Eve were made.

Jack: No. Yes, but who cares where all the which how many stones there are. The Bible tells us literally how many stones there are based on world altering events.

Cristina: We don't think those were one of those world altering events were Adam and Eve.

Jack: They were the product of a world altering event. Yeah, but there is the alleged meteor. There is the flood. There was literally an instance when people were told cover your door with f****** blood. Or I'm coming for your firstborn. And then he did.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, he did. That's a beautiful story. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Obviously there's nothing else that could be.

Cristina: That is creating a stone. Yeah.

Jack: That is creating a stone.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: All in one night. Huh? Huh?

Cristina: The whole city that got destroyed.

Jack: Oh, my God. Both cities. Sodom and Gomorrah. Oh, my God. Dude. Dude, that's the Red Eyed Village, isn't it?

Cristina: Red Eyed Village.

Jack: Yeah, dude, they're Alabastians.

Cristina: Oh, okay. What?

Jack: Dude, we really. Oh, dude. Oh. Context matters. So hard. Should just be once we know how to look for it.

Cristina: They're everywhere.

Jack: Everywhere now. Holy crap. Dude. Dude, those two places were like, done done. They were just wiped in that night through millions of people in the Bible. Blatantly, like. Yeah, them.

Cristina: Yes. So how many stones?

Jack: Oh, no, we're looking just based on the Bible alone and things outside of the Bible which are like three or four that we can put into frame. We're looking at like 30 stones.

Cristina: That's too many stones.

Jack: But there's a lot of weak stones.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: But there's also like colossal f******. Like whatever happened that night with the firstborn, that wasn't a big overpowered stone. Whatever the f*** happened in Sodom and Gomorrah, that's a f****** crazy stone. But those stones don't f****** with the flood. Do you see? We got. There's some tear.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Of like whack. And we know this because the stone of Adam is whack next to the stone of Eve. We know this. We know this for a fact. There's grades. And we assume that the third undefined stone of flesh is probably magnitudes greater.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Than Eve.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: So there's more refined ways to make them better with less trouble. And there is more life that can go into them, which seems to work consistently. The further back in time we go. The further back in time we go, the more people who have to die because the process gets better and less life in order to make it equally strong. Like technology. Again, better.

Cristina: Yes. So how. Yeah.

Jack: To the point where we know elites now do everything in their power just to scare people. Are they making stones when they're desperate? They topple a tower. They topple a tower directly over a completely planned network of trains and subways, all of which could easily be used to extract anything you would need to from collapsing, let's say the World Trade Center.

Cristina: Okay. So.

Jack: So we can still see potential stones being made.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if the process improves and any life loss that Day could potentially make something overpowered the way you would have needed millions in the past if the process hundreds of thousands of years refined. That's interesting.

Cristina: Interesting. Yeah. So that means there are. There are there.

Jack: Without the Bible, there must be an absurd amount.

Cristina: But that's so crazy because there's not that many. Necromancer. That's so weird. That's the rarest then.

Jack: Yeah. Then the problem is then there aren't many stones.

Cristina: We.

Jack: There are many necromancers. Not really. There's. Maybe.

Cristina: I'm guessing the newer stones don't. Aren't.

Jack: They're fake.

Cristina: Yeah, they're like.

Jack: We actually know about this. If we look at a good example that uses the concept of philosopher stones. Full metal alchemist.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's real stones and there's fake stones.

Cristina: There's. Wait. Yeah, there's fake stones everywhere. People just using fake stones. Yeah.

Jack: And the fake stones probably still have the side effects of adrenochrome.

Cristina: And there were still being people, I think being killed to make those fake stones. Just not the amount of people you need, which would be a city's worth of people.

Jack: So in any case, the tiers aren't on quality. The tears are. Because you need a massive event. You can't really improve how you do it. There's only one way to do it. Yeah, but there's like five guys who can and they already have theirs.

Cristina: What does Santa do? I mean, like, I don't understand this man that everyone loves, I guess. But then I guess they love Jesus too. And obviously, yeah, there's something horribly wrong there.

Jack: There's something awful going on there.

Cristina: So is there something.

Jack: Also St Patrick super loved as well also apparently.

Cristina: But we know he was involved with mad murder. I knew he went to island to murder.

Jack: Yeah, he just offed all the shadow people and all of the elf kiss.

Cristina: Them is not a question.

Jack: Yeah, neither is Santa's. To be real, dude. The whole earth overnight. You got an op. F****** stone, bro.

Cristina: But how did he like, at least we can figure how he made it. What lives he took to make it.

Jack: Oh, you're seeing St. Patrick use this? He made the stone in Ireland.

Cristina: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense.

Cristina: Death.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. This already doesn't make sense. Because they went to him for help.

Cristina: To get rid of.

Jack: Yes. Meaning he already could. He didn't go there and figure it out.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He had was the last resort. Meaning they know. Oh no. He could f****** do it. The Elysians themselves are like, we can't handle this. He could f****** do it. There were fairies there and they were like, that place. Send St. Patrick. He's got it.

Cristina: Okay. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah. If it wasn't that he went there under orders.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If he just wandered, then did a bunch of crazy. Oh, my God, I got a stone. That's different. But they were like, go in and solve it for us, please.

Cristina: So he had to have had the stone. Where did it come from?

Jack: Where did it come from?

Cristina: He.

Jack: He did not struggle, bro. And he immediately just turned Jehovah into his. Effortlessly. In the Bible, like, come on.

Cristina: That must not have been the first island. He did that, too.

Jack: He must have a reputation for this, because they were like, he can do it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Even if it's not on record. They knew, and the records say he knew.

Cristina: Yeah. But they didn't want to show that he just. What?

Jack: Wasn't relevant. It wasn't relevant to the story of what he was doing. Yeah, but they knew he knew, and he definitely knew he could. So How? How? What the f***?

Cristina: But still, it's not a question because, like, he killed mad. He killed mad people.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You know, he's a killer on record.

Jack: Mad murder. Jesus on record. Mad murder.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Santa is an interesting one because he is very, very sneaky.

Cristina: Who's he murdering?

Jack: Yet he still has a stone and arguably one more. Overpowered in the same pattern.

Cristina: He does mad murder, too. And we just don't know about it because he's so secretive. Like, if he were killing off one person here and there every time he's delivering.

Jack: How would you know a stone like that? You can't. You need the sum.

Cristina: That's all these.

Jack: I'm telling you, these must be events of old.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they don't need anymore. They can live forever. I think. I think that's really the case. I think these are just situations where we probably have actual events we can point at. And if we can look at it hard enough, maybe we can connect the vents to the people.

Cristina: Okay. Because. Yeah. Like, I don't know if anything happened around his time, but it has to. Something has had to happen.

Jack: The issue you're facing here is assuming that the time in which his narratives are told are, quote, his time, unquote.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's when he was okay being known.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Because he was probably around before that.

Jack: To be a necromancer. Chances are you did a lot of being unknown.

Cristina: Yes. All right. Okay.

Jack: Same goes for Patrick. Where he starts is Kind of hard handed, bro. You just, you just roll up and you're like, God, suck my d***, b****. And he's like, okay, all these people.

Cristina: Have stories before we got to meet them.

Jack: They got history with these individuals. They know them on a firsthand.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In a way that we don't. And they were date to the point that these individuals were embarrassed about writing it themselves.

Cristina: Yeah, there's something going on. Whoa.

Jack: So definitely necromancers over everything else as of now and then Jesus over necromancer. Super mega, ultra Elysian necromancer with every stone. Or at least the great original stones.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: D***, bro.

Cristina: He's kind of Adam and Eve. That's crazy.

Jack: And the stone of dark and potentially the stone of flesh, if Yalda had that too, which we don't know. We actually have no idea if that's even real. That's a theoretical stone. But we know Adam and Eve. That's on text and no. Well that's a f****** lie. It's on text from other people way down the line them. And that moment isn't on text. It's passed down stories that are on text. And the stone of shadow is on text. That all that we have. We don't know about the third earth stone, but like the existence of Jesus in the process that led to everything else suggests this was necessary. So like, so there must be a fourth stone. Yeah, that might be the only stone that these people still have. No, they needed all three stones to make them. Dude, after the creation of Jesus, something happened. And maybe we're, we're thinking they're avoiding the place because of the visions of Jesus and maybe that has something to do with it. But now that we know somehow Yalda got a hold of the stones, something happened in that same time.

Cristina: Okay, okay, here's another idea. Okay, we're saying he went to Shadaram because they're using the words h*** to describe the place, but we have no idea because that's Jesus telling them where he went. What if Jesus did actually go home?

Jack: Go home where?

Cristina: He went to.

Jack: Iran?

Cristina: No, where the sea people hang out, where they keep the stone. Maybe that's where he got the stones.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense. And what was the point of them running away if he could so easily do that?

Cristina: Well, he took forever to get there. Like, I don't know.

Jack: No, that's not checking out. That, that doesn't hold. Something must have happened at that moment. And again, based on your logic, this does not make sense. He went to the Shadow Realm to quiet based. I guess that's. I don't even know if he said that. It's the narrative as he went to h***. I don't know if he told anybody he went to h***. Yeah, but he went to h***, got Adam and Eve and whatnot. This situation would suggest that Yalda got to the Alicians first. So even if Jesus didn't go to H***, he went and retrieved nothing. He would have needed to go to h*** to get Adam and Eve, because.

Cristina: We know that he took Adam and Eve.

Jack: The Bible tells us they went to h***.

Cristina: No, but why do we think. How did what's his name, Yadabel, take the stones?

Jack: We don't know that that's what we would have to look for. But the fact of the matter is, what we found is that Jesus went there and got Adam and Eve. Keep in mind the stories of the Bible are to be taken as true, but warped. So he went down there to free these good people and you. They were sent there unjustly. In reality, he went down there to free a bunch of, I guess, war criminals and steal some s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now your suggestion would be that he went all the way to Elfame, not to Alfame, to Elysium. Yeah, but if he went to Elysium and he gets Adam and Eve, who the f*** are these criminals?

Cristina: Nephilims.

Jack: No, because what the f*** is Nephilim? How are you trapping a Nephilim in the shadow realm?

Cristina: In the shadow realm? No, if he went to.

Jack: Oh, he went.

Cristina: Wait, wait, why would they have.

Jack: Yeah, okay, so they. The. The Elysian. Yeah, you're totally right. So they're in Elysium and the Elysians.

Cristina: Then have Nephilim imprisoned because they plan to murder them. Because isn't that what they do?

Jack: No. No, they don't. I don't know why you think they do. They. It's illegal to make them.

Cristina: It's illegal. But don't they go hunting for them or just the people? Because they imprison someone that was important, that was making Nephilims. But they don't care about them.

Jack: He wasn't going around making a bunch of Nephilims. He broke a law.

Cristina: Which was making Nephilims.

Jack: Yeah, but also. Maybe if he shot somebody, he'd also still go to jail.

Cristina: But how do we know that Nephilims don't go to jail? I don't know.

Jack: For what? For being born, I guess. Racism could happen. Yes, I guess if it did happen.

Cristina: He wouldn't be there to save them.

Jack: Sure but also, they're Nephilim. How exactly are they being held?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: They got both sides required to s*** on an elation. How exactly is like, then Jesus would not be a problem. By the time he arrives, you can just get a bunch of Nephilim together and just prison them. Jesus isn't a problem to you. It doesn't matter how strong he rolls up. You could just stop Nephilim, bro.

Cristina: But he's not the same.

Jack: No, it doesn't matter. Let's reiterate how f****** overpowered. Nephilim by default, is just being this hybrid f****** thing that could use all the tech and has access to all bangles and people, and they're favored by the people of Elfame. There's no way that you caught these people and Jesus is the guy who then frees them. There's no way. If you caught them, Jesus shows up, you're like, finally, I've been waiting for you. We set this trap for you. Now we got you.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This is the only way that would play out. You caught a bunch. Enough. Get the out of here.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: No, that wouldn't work out. That's nuts. But I'm concerned about whatever the Hermes is. Manny's definitely. That's crazy. Like, what the h*** did he. How did he come up with this? But Yalda did it first. I was thinking about this, like, earlier, maybe halfway through this episode when we were talking. I'm like. I didn't voice it, but I was thinking, like, is Hermes. Yalda's, like, human form. He's just trying to. Just disappears. And then this dude apparently helps Loi come up with a stone. That. Bro. Come on. There's something. I bet Hermes knows Yalda somehow. I bet that's how he learned.

Cristina: He learned it through.

Jack: Maybe not through Yalda, but he not taught, but learned from Yalda. Okay, maybe spying on him. Maybe Yalda got notes or something. I don't know.

Cristina: Well, notes is possible. No. No, it's not. I feel like there's a story where they might not. No, they don't trust writing or something.

Jack: Oh, s***. Yeah.

Cristina: I remember that Jesus invented writing so that they would.

Jack: So that they wouldn't rely on the technology. That way they could pass information secretly.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty crazy and interesting.

Jack: Which is funny, because it suggests that paper is the future technology, not the electronics. Right. Because it was a way to do better than the electronics.

Cristina: Yeah, the electronics is spying on us. Why depend on it?

Jack: Obviously, until people are spying on you and you're like, can't get away. So the base, weirdly enough. Weirdly enough, based on this, these texts and s***, they were just dealing with an a****** government who is spying on their cell phones.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They just had Facebook. That's what's happening. And he was like, f*** Facebook. I'm gonna just notebook it. Cuz Facebook is in my phone and it's looking at everything. And I just keep getting ads on Amazon about some s*** I talked about. And like, I don't want that. So I'm gonna just send Mike a piece of paper instead and then I'll stop getting these f****** Amazon ads. That's Jesus summed up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's like, f*** these ads writing. Yeah, it's a world of getting spammed by ads. It seems to have happened even back then. I mean, let's be real. Mary got pregnant with Jesus. The Elysians literally moved away to avoid Jesus ads. Yeah, they literally moved. They left the continent to get away from Jesus ads. Because you're getting them without ever subscribing to s***. Yes, Just ads for free here. F****** ads. You didn't even get anything new. There's no service, just ads. It's your life as it was before the ads. Plus f****** ads. Which I swear is gonna happen at some point. Everybody's gonna need neuralink to walk into a store.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because it's not gonna open the doors for you because you're not a customer without a neural link. And then after everybody has neural link, you can't get away from the f****** ads. They're just gonna market s*** to you all day.

Cristina: You're gonna lose our mind. Yeah.

Jack: You're gonna be walking down the street and just an ad's gonna show up in front of your face and you're gonna want to get rid of it. But how?

Cristina: You gotta pay like an extra 15 bucks a month or whatever to just.

Jack: Have a normal f****** life. Anyways, that is where we are, guys.

Cristina: Happy Easter.

Jack: Yeah. Happy.

Cristina: Even though it's like late, but whatever.

Jack: So. Yeah, a week late. I mean, after a** so crazy.

Cristina: Well, after you listen to this. Save this episode for next year.

Jack: Yeah. And listen to it on Easter day. So you can keep in mind that Jesus not only went to h***, but he didn't like what Jehovah had done beforehand. And that if you go a couple of chapters before that, you'll find out that New Testament Jehovah is also on a pretty fu. With Jesus basis. So you can find a lot of people don't like Jesus in the Bible. You do. You love Jesus and you believe Jesus is great. But then the people who you also love, who aren't Jesus, think Jesus sucks. So. And Jesus also went to h*** and he told you to pretend to drink blood and he told you to pretend to eat flesh and he came back to life, technically making him either a vampire vampire or a zombie. And the blood fascination leans heavily towards vampire and the clarity of mind as well. So you're worshiping some sort of a demon.

Cristina: See.

Jack: Anyways, this has been Rambling Podcast. You guys can contact us, send us some messages to talk about this on our socials. That's that just convo pot on Tick Tock, Instagram, Facebook and more and other stuff. Yeah.

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Jack: Bye.

Cristina: Jesus is the devil.

Jack: Sam.

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Rambling 218: Protecting The Garden of Eden

What exactly was the Garden of Eden? What was the purpose of protecting it? And who was in charge of protecting it? The duo continue to unravel the massive cover-up done by the Catholic Church in their attempt to protect the Sea People and the Garden of Eden.

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. The most baffling, baffling ideas that have ever baffled any idea that could be baffled. It's so baffling. You're baffled.

Cristina: They're baffling ideas. The ideas are baffling.

Jack: The ideas are baffled. They're like, what are we? No. We have been in the Unescaping series that began at a unicorn, led through Atlantis and landed us at. Jesus Christ.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Whoa. And it's not like we are just talking about random, unrelated crap. All of this is the same story.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: All of it works together.

Cristina: It's a very messy story.

Jack: Yeah, it's. It's one thing. There's nothing else happening. It's all one thing. It's different sides of the same one thing.

Cristina: But it's an incomplete story.

Jack: Highly. There's so many pieces missing. There's so many pieces missing. So let's recap where we've landed. We've discussed unicorns. We've discussed Atlantis. We've discussed Mount Athos. We've discussed Mary's journey. Mary's journey. The Persian Gulf oasis, the sea people. We've discussed Jesus Christ. We've discussed the Catholic Church. So how does it all fit together? It starts with way back about a million years ago.

Cristina: That's way back.

Jack: Way back. That's when actually we can go farther back. Depending on what episode we pick, we can go 2.5 million years ago. Tools come to exist by some completely unrelated race of creatures that are similar bipedal somethings, but not the same as the ones that would later become H*** sapiens. Okay, sweet. Somehow we kill them because we speak they tool.

Cristina: We killed them.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. We probably think, do you know what's crazy? That's probably the lineage that led to the sea people.

Cristina: Exactly. Like, they don't have to be human at all.

Jack: Yeah. So in theory, those tools, I mean, that happened mad long ago versus our language that happened a hundred thousand years ago. Tells you the huge gap of difference if we actually use the logic you're applying here. They probably had language 2.5 million years ago when they made those tools. And then we, the H*** sapiens, because we know for a fact those weren't H*** sapiens of any sort. They did not lead to H*** sapiens. They are not from the homogeneous. So h*** sapiens got language and tools afterwards, about a hundred thousand years ago. There's a huge colossal difference of when this other group of people got to make their civilization. So these people presumably become, a million years ago, the sea people. And the sea, they're not fish or anything, they just kind of look like humans. In theory, we don't really know. But the idea is they're kind of humanoid and normal looking.

Cristina: Yeah, we're assuming they're very human looking, not fish at all.

Jack: Special somehow. So the sea people a million years ago reached their technological peak, the one necessary for all future endeavors. They then devised this crazy plan that they go in for whatever reason that we don't know this is one of the answers we don't have, that they decided to align civilizations and give them technology and knowledge to advance rapidly.

Cristina: But all the ones that were around them in like on Earth.

Jack: Yes, in one line circle. In one perfectly straight line circling Earth that we call the old equator.

Cristina: Okay, very strange.

Jack: The sea people did this? Yeah, the sea people gave them the technology. And we can prove this because the on the walls of the Mayans, they're not on the equator. And of the Egyptians who are on the equator, they have the, they have data, they have hieroglyphs that suggest that beneath these locations there are not only the instructions given to them by the sea people on how to build these civilizations and what technologies to use, but also the sea people's personal records. Fantastic. So why do the sea people give them personal records? We don't know yet. But if we go farther back, so we go after the sea people but before they gave the technology, we get about 2,000 years ago, actually we got to go about 7,000 years ago. 7,000 years ago, a technology for populating Earth comes to be in the case of a catastrophe or maybe to go populate different planets, creating a seeding event similar to how happened in alien Prometheus where they go and they drop their seeds.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh wow. That actually makes a lot of sense. Holy crap.

Cristina: Wait, they were doing this on Earth?

Jack: Well, maybe Earth was just one of them. Maybe Earth was just one of them. And maybe the goal was to do this over and over in a bunch of different places. So this technology to populate, I mean Earth could have been the first one. Think about the logic here. They use this technology that they call this population technology that creates sentient bipedal life in their image, but they're just. It's just science, but they do it in their image. The technology is called The Garden of.

Cristina: Eden, Is that what we're calling it?

Jack: That's the technology. And in it there are two separate components. There is a tree of life that provides a physical form in the bipedal image of the sea people. And there is the fruit of knowledge that then gives them brain and consciousness in a similar fashion and then allows these creatures to develop further. So it is in fact possible that both evolution and did exist and we did not come from those creatures.

Cristina: Maybe we are made from those.

Jack: We were made instantly in our forms. That's also possibility here. But because we do have evolution and we can track it, I guess that's the least likely possibility. So chances are this population technology creates creatures that will, with enough time, become.

Cristina: What we are today.

Jack: What we are today. So chances are that happened millions and millions and millions and millions of years ago. Because we only know that the sea people reached their peak necessary for this technology a million years ago. Or not necessary for the technology. The peak necessary for creating the societies. But they could have had this Garden of Eden population technology existing. And if they're that technologically advanced a million years ago, that means maybe significantly longer ago, maybe long enough ago that they put the single celled organisms that would later become us in the ocean. Maybe those are the sea people.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Maybe the sea people put the cells that would later become humans in the ocean.

Cristina: Okay, so you're saying they started life here? Besides that they were already the first life here. They started.

Jack: They started the life we're aware of. Yes, because dino, we're not related to every dinosaur. No, we're not related to. You know, this is a far break off point. Unless if they did evolve here, and they are there must be, I guess it would make sense, right? It would need to be some logical, far enough ancestor that would connect us to the sea people. It's the only f****** way.

Cristina: If they didn't make us.

Jack: If they didn't make us. Unless the sea people are just so it. They would be so astounding. I guess that would. That's why we couldn't find them. Now they're so unbelievably advanced that when they decided we're gonna hide, they really meant we're never finding them.

Cristina: Yes. Why is hiding important?

Jack: I don't know. Hopefully we get there.

Cristina: Okay, but.

Jack: So the sea people create this technology, the Garden of Eden. They have five main people working on this project. They are in charge of maintaining project, they are in charge of protecting this project.

Cristina: You know these people, the people are.

Jack: A scientist named Adam, a scientist Named Eve. A scientist that we only know by a code name. Serpent, Jehovah and Lilith. These are our four scientists. Project leader is Jehovah.

Cristina: Claude, there were five.

Jack: Well, there's five. It's Lilith, Jehovah, Serpent, Adam and Eve.

Cristina: Oh, you said four.

Jack: Jehovah is in charge and the other four.

Cristina: Oh, okay, okay.

Jack: Are beneath him.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: I don't know. They're. Because structure. Out of all the questions we have no answers for, that's the one you're concerned with? There is power structure. I don't know why.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Somebody needs to be project leader.

Cristina: Keep him out of the garden.

Jack: Who?

Cristina: Or he's not the same guy.

Jack: He poo out of the garden.

Cristina: One of the gods.

Jack: We're assuming there is a good and a bad and.

Cristina: Okay. And he's not that one.

Jack: Well, I don't know because I know what you're talking about. We have the narrative of the two gods, and one of them completely lied and suppressed a bunch of information and then he was the one over the sea people.

Cristina: So they're trying to get in there and that's why they have that whole storm of cloud people above them helping them out.

Jack: Interesting. So they're actually hiding it from that God. Oh, my God. And that would explain the apocalyptic event we're looking for. Okay, let me get there. Okay, you've told me a lot. Now we've got it. Okay, so the sea people have the garden in the garden. There is project leader Jehovah, there is code name Jehovah, there is codename Serpent, there is Lilith, there is Adam, and there is is Eve. Project leaders, okay. Some conflict happens and we have Lilith leave. Some conflict happens and Adam and Eve are removed from the project immediately. And in that same moment, Serpent becomes only an advisor and no longer has hands on everybody. But Jehovah was removed from the project. Obviously this was Jehovah's call because he's the only one who stayed. Okay. Presumably all these people are citizens of the sea people. They are the sea people, but the sea people are somehow so advanced, they're godly at this point. They're beyond us in a way we cannot comprehend. They peaked a million years ago in a way we could not understand. So right now, it would be so unfathomably, A million years later, it would be so unfathomably exaggerated.

Cristina: So it's not about protecting Adam and Eve, it's about protecting these trees.

Jack: Well, the garden. Yeah. I don't think Adam and Eve have. Because they were. They're not even there. They're probably in the city, they're probably in Atlantis. But they're not in the garden. They're not allowed in this project anymore. So Jehovah gets rid of them. And the project is my. Okay, my theory is the project is being protected by the entirety of the sea people. They take care of the garden. That's the point. They know about it. This is a scientific miracle. It needs to be taken care of. Everybody's on board with this. No matter what is the most important thing the garden? The repopulation technology. Okay, okay, weird. There's repopulation technology because who knows, there's a catastrophe already coming. But also repopulation technology or simply population technology makes sense if you're a civilization that's hyper advanced. And what are you gonna. You can go around and drop things here and there. Maybe they came from this planet, but maybe they're going elsewhere.

Cristina: That's why this makes it so important.

Jack: To create life, I guess, to leave their seeds and create life in the universe. Be the ultimate gods. Create a universe with life with this technology of population called the Garden of Eden that contains two very important features known as a Tree of Life and the Tree of Knowledge. Beautiful, okay, but 5,000 years ago is when Adam and Eve get kicked out and when Lilith leaves and when serpent is turned into a counselor and when Jehovah is the only one left working on this project. That's about 7,000 years ago, five to 7,000 years ago. And following that, we have a record that starts being built by people in. This is the first important records being kept by people in the regions around the sea people. So, you know, they start to take note of any time they get mentioned somewhere by these other developing creatures that are from Earth too. And they seem quite curious and interested in anything that has to do with the Garden of Eden. These people become obsessed with this technology.

Cristina: The people who are watching them or.

Jack: The people who are watching the sea people, okay, now the sea people live. The sea people live in Iran in a specific area known as the Persian Gulf, specifically the Persian Gulf oasis. And the Persian Gulf Oasis is where their city is located. Now, very close to the Persian Gulf oasis are a bunch of Middle Eastern countries, many of which are the biblical Middle Eastern countries. Kind of all of them are around Iran, okay, Persia. And these people around the Persian Gulf oasis kind of are obsessed with the people of the Persian Gulf oasis. These creatures beyond us, but very similar to us. Some of some people call them angels, some people call them gods. Everybody has a story for these really awesome adventures. Advanced Race of technologically advanced creatures. Sweet. They're super humanoid, they look like us, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Fantastic. So then we have the sea people getting kind of. We're gonna change your name now. They are the people of the Persian Gulf oasis. So the people of the Persian Gulf oasis are quite annoyed with this, but they're like, whatever. Except once in a while, the people surrounding the Persian Gulf oasis want to invade and want to do s***. Now, they're easy to dispose of. It's easy to stop these conflicts, but it's consistent. Now, there is a moment when an individual from the Persian Gulf oasis gets impregnated. This is Mary.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So Mary gets pregnant, and she actually. Let's take it back. For the last 5,000 years, something happened with this project, by the way. There's something weird about this project.

Cristina: It not only does. Okay.

Jack: Not only populates the Earth, but kind of following the creation of this. Immediately following the creation of this project, something happened. Yes, the project works. Yes, it's going to repop. Yes, it's going to populate wherever we want. This population technology is crazy. But also, ever since we made the population technology, people keep having visions of this population technology either leading to the birth of somebody special or a glitch. Oh. Because it's technology, something could go wrong. These are. Even if they are biological, they're science biological, they're engineered. So if they sped up the process of evolution, because again, they gave a bunch of civilizations technology in order to make them move quicker. So they were interfering here and there with primitive cultures and making them move faster.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So if they chose one went there and decided to mess with their genes to make them better, faster, stronger, smarter.

Cristina: Maybe something went wrong there to one of the populations.

Jack: Yeah. And the population led to this child that somehow people started to have visions immediately following the creation of the program. So one of the test subjects lineage something just through time, straight up. Man, time travel sucks. They did something that affected one of the subjects. And in the future, this subject is some telepath or something. I don't know. And people start having visions and dreams and hallucinations about an individual born from the Persian Gulf oasis.

Cristina: Yes, that's Jesus.

Jack: That's Jesus. So the people of the Persian Gulf oasis take note. And they're like, this is a problem. We got to take all the visions we find and start to collect them and find out, pinpoint exactly who, what, where, when, why, and how so that we can solve this problem and solving.

Cristina: It by just, like, moving the problem.

Jack: Somewhere else so that people don't try to get to the kid and the people don't try to get to the kid. That they don't find the technology that they're trying to protect, that people are.

Cristina: Already obsessed with kid is more important than the kid.

Jack: Nobody cares about the kid. You just don't need to follow the kid because the kid will lead you to the technology. Okay, Nobody cares about the kid. The kid is not important. Now, if you are a God in Olympus, how special are you?

Cristina: I don't know. Not very special.

Jack: It's very special. You're God in Olympus. Everybody's a God in Olympus.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But if you're a God from Olympus on Earth, how special are you?

Cristina: So you're saying that's what Jesus is or something?

Jack: He's somebody from the Persian Gulf oasis who gets kicked out of the Persian Gulf oasis. He is quite special. Interesting, right?

Cristina: That would mean his parents are too.

Jack: I believe so. I believe that when they calculate when this is gonna happen, they find exactly who it is. And it becomes obvious when there is a genetic glitch that allows this individual to get pregnant without a fertilized egg. There was a glitch, and that is Mary. So there is a secret group, a secret society of highly sophisticated intelligent individuals called the Magi that exists within the Persian Gulf oasis. These are elite individuals. They are to take care of Mary because she is kicked out of the Persian Gulf oasis. There are three that are sent out with her to watch over her at a distance, never interfere with her. She doesn't know where they are, she doesn't know who they are, she doesn't know about them. Also, people from the Persian Gulf occasionally come and message Mary to the point that they even tell her when she's about to give birth. They come in a vision that somebody sees. Not in a vision really, but the person who sees one of these people from the Persian Gulf oasis presented themselves to Mary in some almost angelic way because it was technology they couldn't fathom. He flew down from the sky. Hovering or something.

Cristina: Yeah. And really writing. What is it? Pegasus.

Jack: Pegasus and stuff? Yeah. So he just saw some white man whistling thing come down and a man is there and he says there's by the way, they're spying on Joseph and Mary, right? They're like, oh, see if they f*** while she's pregnant or something. I don't know why they're spying, but they see the thing and they're like, we saw. And then they wrote it down like this is what Happened. So they see what they describe as. He came to her in a vision and told her that she's gonna have a kid on this day. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But, okay, whatever. It's really the people of Persian Gulf Oasis. And so the Maji, one of them has been with her the whole time. When Mary got removed from the Persian Gulf oasis, so that people wouldn't try to find the kid that they're having visions of, they sent her out with an individual known as Joseph. Joseph was to protect her directly. He's gonna escort her on her journey. She's been sent to go.

Cristina: Why is he a magic. Why?

Jack: Because he's a protector. The same way the other three guys are.

Cristina: Okay. Because now there's. He's one of the three, or he's. No, the whole different one.

Jack: Yes, he's a whole different one. Maji is a group of people.

Cristina: Okay? Okay.

Jack: It's not just three guys. The. The Manji are just protectors. They're watchers. That's their goal.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Joseph, just like. My assumption is Joseph, just like. The Manji hasn't ever interfered or interacted with anything. He always was present, but he never interacted. He was a supervisor, in a way. So Mary gets kicked out. She gets sent to one of the Manji. She doesn't. Again, these people don't know who these people are. She just gets told, oh, yeah, we got a regular civilian here is gonna help you or whatever on your quest because you can't be here. This is why. She understands. She gets them. She gets the mission. She understands the job.

Cristina: She knows her child's was chosen.

Jack: Yeah. Not really the chosen one, but the glitched child. She knows she got pregnant without.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, she's like, crap. And then he. The. The people explain this because of our genetic f****** around. So, like, something weird happened. You just got pregnant. So they remove her from the Persian Gulf oasis. She goes on her journey. She gets to Nazareth, escorted by Joseph. Then there's a conflict there. Joseph is like, we cannot go in that direction. It is too lethal. We. They go to Bethlehem. The goal was originally to get to Cyprus, where there's presumably either a way to get directly to Mount Athos, some portal, some. Something that they do, some technological wonder. And she is to have the baby at Cyprus and keep the baby there until these people either stop giving a crap or until they can solve the problem and move their civilization entirely to the next location and then they can accept them again.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Simple.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So the idea was, go to Cyprus, be there until we finish moving the civilization and take the portal that's going to take you straight to Mount Athos. Then you can go up to the top and we're going to escort you from there to our new location. So they kick her out and they immediately begin a mass evacuation of the.

Cristina: Persian Gulf oasis where they just somehow.

Jack: Somehow they abandoned. Well, they didn't take everything literally.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But they took the technology known as the Garden of Eden. They moved their entire civilization and they just left their. Obviously their buildings and their statues and stuff like that, but all the technology left with them. There were some writings that were left behind because they were written on things. You know, people like to write things. So sometimes they just. We can't take the wall with us. So. Yeah, f****** Steve who always draws on the wall is an a******.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so crap like that has to stay. So they leave and they go to what we know now as the Atlantic Ocean in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle, to a space that they now call Atlantis.

Cristina: Yes, the Atlanteans are the Atlanteans.

Jack: Now let's change our perspective. We are with Mary. Mary goes from the Persian Gulf oasis to Nazareth, from Nazareth to Bethlehem because of the conflict, while escorted by Joseph, one of the Magi, she has the baby in Bethlehem because the detour took absolutely too long. The other Magi then show themselves to her, three of them, and they say, this is not according to plan. Everything has gone out of control. So you cannot leave because people will know of this child. And if the time it would take us to get the h*** out of here is too problematic. People are already on their way because their visions have guided them in this direction. The glitch that this is causing, this telepathic child from the future is sending them visions of a bunch of crap. This is way problematic. So we cannot go. They'll be able to. If we leave now, the future changes. That means where he is is gonna send the messages he needs to be. That's the logic. That's why she couldn't go back. He needs to be somewhere that.

Cristina: Where he grows up.

Jack: Where he grows up when he's sending the telepathic messages that's giving them visions so that they find him there and not where the sea people are.

Cristina: He can never be there.

Jack: He can never be there. Jesus can never go to where the sea people are because they will find them. Because he is inevitably sending some sort of frequency telepathic messages coming to the past. Actually in the future too. Straight through time. Oh, that's the problem.

Cristina: Yes. It is straight to that.

Jack: People of the future will also be able to find us.

Cristina: Yeah. Wow.

Jack: You can never come here. Your child is never gonna come here.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So she's aware of this? She was told that, but she didn't know the Maji were watching her. That's how serious this was. She sees the Maji, she's like, oh. Oh, d***. Oh, d***. It was the Manji type of serious. And you're like, yes, it was the Maji type of serious. And then Joseph takes off his mask and it's just his face again.

Cristina: And he says, I'm one too.

Jack: I'm one too. Yeah. He takes off his fake face and it's just his face again. I'm one too. And she's like, whoa, dude.

Cristina: What does that mean to her, though?

Jack: I don't know. Something happens to Joseph, though. He's just like, vanishes.

Cristina: He just vanishes?

Jack: Yeah, it's really weird. But anyways, so do the Manji, to be fair. It's like, they tell her, like, the thing, and then he's deuces.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah, it's really weird. So anyways, the Maji and Joseph presumably make the following plan. This is where we're staying. This region is our region. Our people have to evacuate, and then we can never even go there. And also, we cannot go where they go. We're just. We gotta wait. We gotta outlast this child. Actually, we're probably gonna die out here and never see our people again. The end. We're probably all gonna die out here and never see our people again. Simple.

Cristina: Yes. Which happens. Maybe. Except for Murray.

Jack: Yeah, well, no, not really. He only dies at 33. Like, they're all pretty.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah, that's true.

Jack: So they have the kid. The kid is raised in ignorance.

Cristina: Yeah, well, he.

Jack: He has ideas.

Cristina: He has. He knows he's special because everybody around.

Jack: Him can't help but tell him. Yeah, everybody knows that's a f****** Atlantean.

Cristina: That's what they know.

Jack: Yeah, that's basically not literally those words, but, you know, he's that level of special. He's from the other place, but they.

Cristina: Can also sense him from their dreams.

Jack: Yes. The people who don't know him from their dreams directly, who never had the telepathic messages that he can't help but send.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just know where he's from, and that's cool enough. Oh, whoa. It's a guy from the place. And inevitably he like, how do you stop this kid from being full of himself?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: He knows. He's basically Zeus raised on Earth. He's like, I'm cooler, better, faster, smarter than everything I'll ever encounter.

Cristina: Yes. And he decides to become a teacher.

Jack: a teacher. He becomes a carpenter. Until he's 30. Until he's 30. When the Magi reveal themselves to him.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: When the Manji reveal their selves to him. They explain your existence. Kind of messed up, bro. There are people ready to wage war over you. This is like our, our fault.

Cristina: Why do you think they talk to him?

Jack: I have no idea. Well, I guess maybe to stop the damage they f****** made.

Cristina: But does he change at his dirty or something that would make you think that?

Jack: Yeah. Okay, so they show up and they start talking to him and they tell him, you know, this is a problem that we have here because you know, there's people, everybody's obsessed with you. Whether they hate you, cuz all the gods, you bastards. Or the gods all worship the gods. But like both sides don't like each other. As you know, these humans have this problem that anything that could be. They have to fight about everything. Anything, they'll fight about all of it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you're here. So just because you're here, there are two sides to you being here. Some like you, some don't like you. And they can't just like you. And not like, you know, they have to kill themselves.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we gotta fix this and try to like adjust to damage control. Cuz if we. Our goal was to make these people come up and we're kind of destroying that now. You know, the Egyptians doing great, the Mayans a. Okay. The entire area we come from is turning to s*** though. Not cool. This is totally our fault. This is a failed project because you're here. So they do anything you say. Both sides in different ways. So we need you to start controlling the narrative, bro. We need you to start telling them what you want them to believe. The ones who are going to just listen to you tell them what you want them to believe. And your job is really, really to convince the ones who hate you to be like the ones who love you so that then you could advance this civilization as a whole. That's the goal.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: You now have purpose because you're already here. And there's no way you're going to.

Cristina: Know where we live to make some peace. Yeah, they're going to tell him you got to go kill yourself.

Jack: No, no, no.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Probably would have been a really good solution to the problem.

Cristina: I mean like he dies immediately after. Either way, whether that was part of the plan or not, the.

Jack: The problem is they should have offed him as soon as he was born. That should have been Joseph's only objective. Be convincingly a reliable, loving, caring maji caretaker. And then the second that baby shows up, he pulls out a f****** gun and blows that kid's brains out. So that the Persian. Not even the Persian. So the sea people are safe.

Cristina: I don't know. Because if these visions are important, you can't do that.

Jack: They're not. It's just telepathic messages.

Cristina: Yeah, but the telepathic message might show Joseph killing baby Jesus as part.

Jack: They don't give a s*** who Joseph is. I don't even. They'll never know who he is. It's just a vision of that happening and nothing beyond that point.

Cristina: There has to be a reason.

Jack: He could just go live in the Persian Gulf oasis. I mean, in this. Wherever the. In Atlantis now. But wherever the sea people go. He could just go there and never be bothered. What, like why? It doesn't matter.

Cristina: Why did it matter? Exactly. But why didn't they just kill him off as a baby?

Jack: I don't know. I'm just saying that, like, that would have been 100% the best option. Then you just stop the visions.

Cristina: A better option?

Jack: Yeah, don't kill one of ours. Probably just like send them out there and it's fine.

Cristina: I don't know. Because it feels like they wanted the whole church thing too.

Jack: No, that was damage control.

Cristina: That's damage control?

Jack: Yeah. So we have Jesus. That's way ahead. We have Jesus and he gets approached by the maji. And then they tell him to control the narrative. And he does. He agrees. I'm gonna control the narrative. So then he decides, you know, I'm gonna build a team of people. My 12 homies. And we're gonna figure this out, guys. And so they don't. They absolutely don't. It's an absolute failure. And the war gets worse. And the people who hate him, hate him more. And the people who love him, love him more. Total confusion, total chaos. Blood in the streets. Whoa. And on top of it, he gets murdered in the exchange too. Well, sweet. Now, science. Somebody gives this guy juuust as he's about to die some adrenochrome. Know how somebody. We're already talking scientifically advanced civilizations. It could have been Joseph, because Joseph disappears out of the blue. And Joseph was real close to Mary, and Joseph was real close to young Jesus.

Cristina: Own plans with Jesus, that's.

Jack: We don't know. He disappeared. I'm Just totally theorizing and making this funner. I don't know where he came from, but somebody gave Jesus adrenochrome, bro. How did that happen? Yeah, that's a fact.

Cristina: He just mean. But that would make sense of why they didn't kill him as a baby. If they're gonna do that, you don't want a baby on it.

Jack: They weren't gonna do that. That was not the plan. The plan of the sea people is not adrenochrome. If anybody doesn't mess with adrenochrome, it's a sea people. They wouldn't need to. It makes no sense.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: They did not do that 100%. It wasn't them. No, they did not do that.

Cristina: But the churches definitely do.

Jack: The church did not exist yet.

Cristina: No, but they come from Jesus.

Jack: Yes. All of that is the future. We're talking the time of Jesus right now. Yeah, Somebody gave Jesus adrenochrome. See, it was probably somebody close to him that didn't want him to die. It could have been Mary his mom, actually. Was probably Mary his mom.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah, fair enough. It was probably Mary his mom. Because the sea people were like, just. Just let him die, bro. This is. We. We tried. We tried and he tried. You know, we will give him a nice clap. He tried. He tried. But he also kind of let it get to his head a little too. So he was kind of like. He was just like the humans kind of in between, where he's like, oh, yeah, I'm the son of God. And also, like, you know, peace. People like, bro, don't try to have both your cake and eat it too. But he did. And so they're like, look, noble, try. We could easily save him, but that would require our interaction. F*** him. Let him die. It is what it is.

Cristina: I don't know. Because, like, if she did do it, she gave him the adrenochrome, then he did help her get to that mountain.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And they were cool with that. They were.

Jack: Why would they know that?

Cristina: Why would they know that?

Jack: Yes. Why would they know that? He helped them. He helped her.

Cristina: Wouldn't they know? I feel like they have the technology to know to just spy on him. If they're spying on her. If the whole time they're spying on her.

Jack: They're not spying on her the whole time. They had the magi out there who.

Cristina: Are spying on her.

Jack: Yeah. Their whole goal was to wash on her, but they weren't directly around her all the time. They weren't Interacting with a bunch of things in a bunch of places.

Cristina: But Joseph was.

Jack: Joseph was with her.

Cristina: I think he just stopped spying on her once Jesus died.

Jack: Well, Jesus is still one of the sea people. He literally has all the abilities the sea people have. They are not special to him. There's nothing they can do that he can't. Naturally. They're just humans to him. Jesus versus the Magi and Joseph. They're all equal.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So there's not. They're not like, whoa, we're super awesome gods. And that's just Jesus. No, he's. He still, like, a sea person. So they don't have. In fact, he's better. He's somehow telepathic. There's. He can move around them without being caught because he knows everything they're about to do, which is an important piece of his existence. He knows everything. Sidekick is kind of his thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh. Psychic is really his thing. It was always there. He knows everything. He's the weird one who's kind of psychic and knows all the stuff. And that was the problem. He couldn't control it too well. So the messages went every direction through time.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which also made him incredibly difficult to catch by the sea people. Because he can stop the sea people. Who are also telepathic, I'm assuming. And he's different. Telepathic. He's time telepathic. So he can block. He's like Bella is to Edward. Like, I can stop you guys from, like, reading me.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because the humans never had telepathy. They learned to navigate without that. There was nothing for him to block.

Jack: He couldn't handicap their senses.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The most he could do is jump in their heads. And he couldn't even control them or anything. He'd just send images.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they f****** killed him.

Cristina: And someone gave him our Adrenoco.

Jack: Yes. Right before. That's one of the questions we have no answer to. We don't know what the reason for the population technology is, but we also don't know the reason for giving Jesus the Adrenochrome. Although we can suspect it was. You know, Let him live, man.

Cristina: Is that good enough?

Jack: I don't know. If it's his mom, maybe. It's totally possible.

Cristina: Yeah. I guess if it's someone that wants his ability for their own working, I guess also.

Jack: Yeah. But I doubt that. I definitely believe it was somebody who just loves him desperately doing it. I don't think there was nefarious. I don't think evil is inherent. I don't think.

Cristina: How does she get it?

Jack: How did questions we don't have the answer to. But we know that he did get it, and we know he comes back to life and we know he becomes a sort of vampire. He reacts the same way a human would. With adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So that's interesting. We're. We're closely related enough for that.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now s***'s out of control. And this plague of the stories about this child, the visions and everything have become global. He was too strong when they offed him. People everywhere know about him. We can't put this fire out. We can't plug the holes on this boat because another hole just opens the second we do. We need to change the boat.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: Well, let's us change the narrative. So what do they do? They gather all the records that anybody has ever written about the visions of this guy, Jesus, and they start changing, rewriting and editing and composing to create the Bible. The Bible? A book. A book of the truth about this individual, which in reality is just a book dedicated to hiding the existence of the sea people and changing the narrative around Jesus Christ. The telepathic anomaly that was born as a mutation due to sort of genetic science. F****** now. Yes, great. Right, so far, coherent.

Cristina: Yes, great.

Jack: We are fixing the story. We are editing. And in this time, the. The sea people, the maji. Who are the ones doing this, they. They devised the plan. We need to create the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church is a collection of all of the already existing Christian writings. That's all the writings of Jesus Christ. Wasn't called Christian yet, but all the writings related to Jesus Christ, his life and anyone surrounding him. We're going to confiscate that from everywhere. These humans, they're no match for our tracking technology. We're getting all of it and we're going to edit it and rewrite it and change it and we're going to present it. It's going to seem very similar to them, but we're going to be like, oh, no, no, this is the truth.

Cristina: This is the Catholic Church.

Jack: You said the Catholic Church is going to do that. So the Catholic Church does a couple of things. First, we're going to create Catholicism. What does that mean? One of Jesus closest homies. We're going to need him, Peter. Tell him the truth, all the truth, and explain to him why he had those visions of Jesus first. Because Jesus put them together. He knew he was trying to damage control and that's why he got his homies together. So now you need to tell Peter about us. Not just the visions, not just the abilities that he has that he was trying to do.

Cristina: The one that starts this church or something.

Jack: Peter's the first Pope.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And the first pope is the first leader of the Catholic Church.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. So they know that all of his homies were involved in trying to help the narrative, but none of their homies know about the truth, the biggest truth. This. The sea people. That's a secret, no matter what.

Cristina: So tell him, or they don't have that part.

Jack: Tell Peter that part. Tell Peter about that part. And they tell him. Look, we're gonna give you the. You know these people, and this is what the truth is. And we need your help. We're going to give you some of our tech, some of our abilities. And these men here, these are the wise men, the magi. They are quite intelligent, quite capable individuals with abilities you can comprehend. They're going to assist you. You are the leader here. We're putting you in charge.

Cristina: They're going to just.

Jack: They're helping. Now, Peter also decides as part of his power and authority, how am I going to gather? Because one of the tasks he's given is gather all the data, gather all the information. They give you the tech to find it all. Now it's your job to go get it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he builds the Knights Templar, a militia, a military that is the right hand of the Church.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Their job is to go confiscate anything he finds with this technology and tells them it's over there. Go get it. Okay, this one is over here. Go get it. And they're gonna go get the data.

Cristina: And they destroy the data, though. Or they just collect it.

Jack: They collect it and hide it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They give it to the church. They grab it all and they hide and they give it to church. But the. When they confiscate the data, they leave behind the altered version because they can just see what it is with the technology. They're like, oh, this is what's there. So we're gonna get that and we're gonna leave this version there. Changing things when they can. They can't do it all the time. Sometimes it's just an item that just, you know, we can't have the visual here, so let's take that. Items that might have some residual abilities or technologies because it's from the sea people, that kind of stuff. Okay, now they go ahead. They confiscate these things, they create this comprehensive book, and they. They alter the narrative.

Cristina: That's a go.

Jack: A lot of these things happen to be Stored in Mount Athos. All another bunch are underneath some of the holy locations in Italy, of course. And so all of this is established and Mary, now with her child, quote, dead, decides to go back to the sea people because she's no longer with her child. So there is no risk of them getting visions of her child in the future or in the past of the child being in this location. So she goes by herself, goes to Cyprus where the portal is, pops up in Mount Athos and goes up to the top of Mount Athos, presumably on the Unicorn, and gets to the rendezvous point where she is then picked up by the sea people who stop by this location regularly already without identifying themselves and trade with the locals.

Cristina: But then the whole Jesus being man, mentioning Jesus is confusing me. Like he wasn't a vampire before he died, even though he was doing something.

Jack: No, he was a vampire before he died.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But it was kind of like he.

Cristina: Had adrenochrome before his death.

Jack: Fascinating. Maybe he found adrenochrome himself around 30 after he was told these things. Maybe that was the drug back then. Maybe that's why so many people had weird abilities.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Maybe people were just doing adrenochrome because.

Cristina: It feels like he was doing adrenochrome. Okay.

Jack: Also, like, Dracula's pretty old, like thousands of years old. It kind of checks out. Yeah. Maybe that was just a drug back then. There was a bunch of. A bunch of vampires everywhere. It's kind of. Right. So that's the narrative that I believe is happening as of now. Details that matter. The book has been modified a crap ton of times.

Cristina: Mm. Does everyone know that?

Jack: Yeah. So the original Jewish Bible only had 39 books. The Roman Catholic Bible had 73. The Greek Orthodox Bible 79. The Protestant Bible has 66. That's the most commonly used in the United States. And the Ethiopian Bible has 84.

Cristina: A lot of books.

Jack: But out of all the scriptures, there are 263 official ones. So most books don't have the majority of them. They're not included. They are just told. It's not for the public eye.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That is the Catholic church at work. That is the knights at work. Now, over the last 170 years, additional writings have been found in both Africa and Eastern Asia, written provably by the original authors featured in the Bible. Except it would change a narrative that has been established. So they do not get included in the Bible in any of them. None of them. But writings have been found written by the original authors provably.

Cristina: But how are they all the way over there.

Jack: Because that's the same locations. Africa and East Asia is where Israel and the Middle east is. Yeah, that the East Asia is the Middle East.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So they don't want to do anything with that. But they have those.

Jack: They have those. They've been as they've been found. They've also been confiscated and stored. So, yes, the, the, the suppression movement at work. Things we know about the Garden of Eden, Just things. These are all just things to fact check. Some of these story points. The Garden of Eden in the Bible is hinted towards being in the Persian Gulf, which means the first mention was. And the visions are coming from this situation.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now, while Mary was in the Persian Gulf oasis, the visions allowed people to see, even if it was thousands of years in the past. They saw the Persian Gulf oasis because the child was to be there. But as Jesus is about to be born, as Mary is actually pregnant, they can control the situation and send her out. Now the visions alter so that visions of this no longer happen. Nobody in the future has a vision of the Garden of Eden and nobody has a vision of the child ever being in the Garden of Eden.

Cristina: Yeah, it was just for a very brief moment while the child was there in her tummy.

Jack: Okay, so interesting. So location in the Bible is said to be of the Garden of Eden in the Persian Gulf. Adam ate specifically the Tree of Knowledge. So we know he tampered with the part of the population, technology that works with consciousness and the mind. He did something to that. Maybe he's the reason Jesus happened, because he made the mistake.

Cristina: He made some kind of mistake.

Jack: It's the fruit of knowledge, not the fruit of life. It's the fruit of knowledge. Telepathy is a psychologic sense.

Cristina: Okay, interesting. So Adam, maybe Jesus, maybe or had something to do with that.

Jack: The Bible tells us that Lilith left willingly. Adam and Eve were kicked and the serpent was punished. But the serpent was never said to be kicked out. That is never mentioned. Also, the serpent is never mentioned to be Lucifer or the devil. That is made absolutely clear in a lot of interpretations because nobody really knows what the h*** happened there and why people believe the serpent was the devil. That is never mentioned. In fact, at the time of the writing and for about a thousand years after the concept of the devil had not even come to exist. That enters the Bible quite late because.

Cristina: That'S part of the new part of the Bible.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: While the serpent was in the old one, where the devil wasn't a thing.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. So it was just The Jews don't believe in the devil.

Cristina: There's no devil.

Jack: There's no devil. That's not a thing.

Cristina: Yeah. There's probably names like Lucifer in the Bible as an angel.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: But not. Yeah, there's no demon. H***.

Jack: So serpent was used several times throughout the Bible to describe different people. And so was devil.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: To describe different people. And so was Satan to describe different people. Although Satan was also used to describe groups.

Cristina: Groups of people.

Jack: Satans. A group of Satans was a thing as well.

Cristina: Were there probably people with Satan as their name as well?

Jack: There's one moment that it looks like a person is referenced to be called Satan. It's not entirely clear who.

Cristina: So it really makes no. Like, he's. They're not calling him like the devil, though.

Jack: Yeah, no, no. All these things, they are not interchangeable.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Weirdly enough, the. Even in these books, in Numbers 22, Satan is described as part of a God's council, an agent of God. So like Satan, the name. Not Lucifer. No, Satan. So Satan describes different people in different instances. There's nothing specific. The devil also does not apply. And the serpent seems to be mentioned exactly only twice in the Bible entirely. Wants to describe a dragon and wants to describe this snake in the garden. Snake in the garden.

Cristina: Is the dragon in a. Is a bad character as well, or neutral?

Jack: It's a dragon. It's not like a sentient being of any sort. Yeah. So the snake is never mentioned as Satan or Lucifer, the devil or anything. It does seem to be some sort of sentient snake. It does seem to be an actual serpent. Like an actual snake is in the garden, which creates an interesting problem. What is it that's happening here? Is the snake a metaphor for a person? Why are you describing the person as a snake? Were they a weasel? Is their behavior Weasley? And so you describe them as a serpent. Is this code? We also gotta keep in mind that the. Is edited as for.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it could just be code. And it was a person. And you're like, oh, the deceiver did this.

Cristina: No, he's a robot.

Jack: No, it could be something created through whatever genetics technology they have that they then use to keep working, which then gives us. Interesting thing. The city people don't need adrenochrome. But what stops the fruits from collectively behaving in a similar fashion? How do we have a snake that is basically Steve the groundhog.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That's.

Jack: What do you see? Some creatures just become sentient.

Cristina: Is it because they're eating those fruits?

Jack: Again, the Fruit is technology. I don't think it's actual fruit. But we can focus on the snake and find out that it has behaviors that adrenochrome would give to some creatures. Yeah, that snake somehow got a hold of adrenochrome.

Cristina: Mmm. How's that possible?

Jack: I don't know. There were other people. They're not the only people. They're just the only people working on the garden. But people exist in general. The sea people are all around them. And they are not even the first sea people. They are just some of the sea people. And they're not even particularly great sea people. They've. They're way down the line. The people have been amazing for millions of years. This only happened 5,000 years ago. Like, they're just whack people.

Cristina: They're using. They might be using adrenochrome.

Jack: Adam and Eve have no special abilities. They are just workers. Lilith did, and she was kind of whacked out. She could have also, all things considered, based on how she eats her children and weird crap like that, that's very vampiric. She, on paper, might actually be a vampire, which seems to happen every time a human takes adrenochrome or anytime a sea person takes adrenochrome. Jesus is an example.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Okay, so we have an example of a sea person having taken adrenochrome and having these weird abilities. And then we have Lilith also having the same kind of reminiscent abilities that even Adam doesn't have. She must have taken what the snake had. She probably gave it to the snake.

Cristina: Okay, science.

Jack: Well, she was also, I'm assuming because she was there first, but Adam was then there. And it's like you're to respond to him. And it's like, no, but I'm. I'm the senior here. What the h***? I'm out, bro. You ain't just putting somebody else over me. But maybe she was the risky scientist and that's why you don't want her in charge. And she experimented on herself. Boom. Maybe these people invented adrenochrome as well. Maybe that is just sea people technology.

Cristina: How is the snake not kicked out?

Jack: Well, the snake is just one of the subjects. Not by choice, I guess. Exactly. So the snake is more excused for its behavior.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yes, yes, yes.

Jack: So, okay, now, Jesus. Interesting things about Jesus. He's suspected to have written in code the Book of John. The Book of John has been theorized throughout time to be written actually by Jesus Christ, not by John.

Cristina: Why do they think that?

Jack: Because its Perspective changes so drastically and sometimes a first person slip happens. Wait, sounds like he's referencing himself. Not only that, the book focuses on Jesus and his divinity specifically. Very few other narratives take place in. This speaks directly of Jesus without hiding his identity or alluding to it the way other biblical texts do where they kind of brush around his majestic. No, he's just like a dude. He's a dude instead of like he's supernatural, troll and everything, man. No, it's like. No, it's just a guy, like, who.

Cristina: Would say that other books.

Jack: Yeah, the other books in the Bible say that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But the Book of John is just like, you know, this guy, like people and whatever. And it's like, who would say that Jesus would say that because he's not impressive to him.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: It's the only book in the Bible to specify details and provable locations, names, minus the existence of Jesus himself that there's zero records for. It is the only book of the Bible that gives you direct references to people that you can prove existed. Places that were very exact. Not just, oh, this is real. No, this. You could, you could find the building, like that kind of stuff.

Cristina: So if it was him, it would make sense.

Jack: Yes. It's so on. It's too on point. And it's the only book in the Bible that offers interpretation. All the others are open to interpretation. This one is like, this is the way to think about this part.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: And Jesus was doing what? Trying to get you to think of it a certain way.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Jesus wrote his own little Bible. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. The Book of John.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: Now, Knights Templar respond directly to the Pope and are tasked with finding, confiscating and acquiring by any means religious relics, scriptures and items, and delivering the desired narrative of Christianity through Bibles and preaching. So this is. This is the brainwashing group. Go out, acquire the things, give them the right way to think about it. And so they also were in charge of clarifying the quote correct way, unquote, to believe in Jesus Christ.

Cristina: Sure. How many different jobs they had.

Jack: It's all essentially the same one job.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And yeah, so that's what I. That's what I think. That's me tying the narrative together. Questions, we don't have answers to what the point of aligning these civilizations were. We know the minds weren't part of it.

Cristina: So then does the alignment even matter?

Jack: Yes, because it happened. But we don't have an answer to why. That doesn't mean it doesn't matter. That just means we don't have an answer to why. Okay, but it happened. It wasn't for no reason. They literally went to Maya and helped them out too. What was the point of that? If they didn't need anybody on one single line, why'd they do it? Specifically people that they gave very complicated mathematically accurate to a bunch of different. Like there's a purpose there.

Cristina: It's not for nothing even for. But there was people outside the line that they did the exact same thing.

Jack: Yes, but there were people directly on the line and the majority of them were on the line. Okay, so there was a point to that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Something about that mattered. We don't know why. Now that's important. We do know it's important to take care of the garden. Probably because it's secret technology. They either want to populate the universe or they want to.

Cristina: They are populating the universe.

Jack: Well, it's possible that that's what the Egyptians left to do, I guess. Let's think of this in a couple of phases. Give the Egyptians who also have all the same data so they can recreate the technology and inside of one of the pyramids they have the ability to just teleport across the universe. And some of them could just. The pyramid would open. They can just leave in the rockets that they've placed inside, they can populate our own star system, all the local star systems and go across the universe and come from that side back populating everything in any in every direction, all at the same time. They have that ability. Space is their ability.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they go out with the directions of the sea. People who help them get where they were going to start with. Then we have the Mayans who go underground. They store information. They have electric batteries powering something. There's something. The theory is whatever data retainment information. So that's the in case happens and they do get to us, this technology is safe.

Cristina: Elsewhere of the backup.

Jack: It's the backup. The Mayans are the backup. They disappear because they go underground to both store and protect all this data.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then the sea people who stay on Earth running the program, they have to protect the, the, the, the technology. They can't go into space where they might encounter other things that could be dangerous and want that technology.

Cristina: Do you think there is someone that does know where they're at that is trying to get that technology or not someone, but people, I guess.

Jack: So when we talk about the God of Light and the God of Dark, I believe Jehovah of dark is who kicked them out. And Jehovah of Or Actually, the other way around. Maybe it's Jehovah of Light who kicked them out because he was a technology leader. The good guy wanted to do it right then, because he keeps working on the project, more of his time is consumed. Some creature similar in scale to what we would think these gods are, but they're just people. The sea people are just people. But they're Atlanteans. They are Olympians. They are these way crazy to us.

Cristina: Special people.

Jack: Yeah, to us, but normal to themselves. Something about that scale of power comes through after the use of adrenochrome gets implemented.

Cristina: Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Jack: Which is at the same time we.

Cristina: Know there are people there that are taking adrenal.

Jack: Yes. Which happens to be at the same time that this glitch, this problem that Adam introduces into the system happens. That then, in the future, leads to the birth of the child.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: With the telepathy that's sending out the messages.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This message perhaps rips through not just time, but gets to the shadow realm too. It's going everywhere all at once. This thing gets a message, gets the idea, plots, and he knows. He consistently interacts. With who? With fairies. And he's like, hey, I need a favor. I gotta get over there. You guys get over there all the time. There needs to be a way. And they're like, oh, yeah, there's an ancient, some method that we know about, and we can help you do it. So concentrate. Fear. Boom. He manages to get through because he wants that technology, because he can create his army however he wants.

Cristina: Because that would make sense of why they would move as well. Yes. Not just from people seeing the vision. That's part of it. But there's something else.

Jack: Well, anybody getting to it? It.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anybody getting to it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's the point.

Cristina: But, like, they can stop us easily.

Jack: You're totally right. So it's what they can't stop their hiding from.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's why it's important to get rid of the kid. Because before they were in plain sight, they didn't give a s***.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: They didn't give a crap. It's when this problem gets introduced that again, just so happens to be around the same time that adrenochrome is introduced to the equation. Around the same time the Adam messes with the technology that then leads to the glitch that eventually leads to the genetic problem that leads to Mary having a child without ever getting pregnant and without ever getting fertilized in the first place. And this child having supernatural abilities beyond the normal for the sea people that sends telepathic messages through time, through realities, through realms, through dimensions, gets to this creature that just so happens to be about as powerful as the normal sea people are. He finds a way with help of some fairies, gets through, shows up on this side, and tries to get a hold of the technology. But the sea people know this, and they immediately begin this mass evacuation and hide somewhere.

Cristina: That's very, very protective.

Jack: Yes. With several things happening. They have a collective of really overpowered beings protecting them from above. They have those beings, most overpowered beings, helping them. They have technology surrounding their home that crashes any plane, sinks any ship, makes anything, disappears, and probably flings it to that hole over there in space.

Cristina: Yes. It's a little.

Jack: Just dumping ground. Don't get close to us, or that's where you're going.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which. This is the only reason that. That Jehovah. Jehovah to Jehovah of dark cannot get in now. Jehovah of light hiding.

Cristina: Isn't he working in the garden?

Jack: He's with the garden. The garden is hidden in with the sea people in the bottom of Atlanta. He can't leave.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're. They. They're not going anywhere. We can't risk anybody following us back either. We are always gonna hide the last person to go there. Mary. That's also why the entryway is protected.

Cristina: The entryway is protected, yes, but no.

Jack: Also fascinating if there is technologies that could track them. There is one place where technology is dampened almost everywhere. It's the mountain.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: You can successfully leave your home and get to the mountain without being tracked. Because there's no way. The mountain is designed in such a way that it would stop everything except for the summit, where you could come in and out and nobody could know how you're doing it or where you're going. Boom. That's why that mountain matters so much, because it's the only way the sea people can leave.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And they have to do it in such a specific way after they get permission. After they. Not they don't get permission. After they make sure that everybody is well organized. What happens in Mount Athos, you need to passes. You need a permission to go there only specific people at specific times. And nobody's allowed in the summit.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Super controlled.

Cristina: It's very controlled.

Jack: Super controlled. So that they can come in and out knowing everything is tight. Nothing's tracking us.

Cristina: This makes sense.

Jack: That's the point.

Cristina: Yes. I think we got it.

Jack: I think we got it.

Cristina: I think that makes sense.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Because this thing, it Wants that technology. That's the real goal.

Jack: That's the real goal. Everything else is just means to an end. And the fact that the Jehovah, that this crazy super advanced intelligent scientist that did so much influencing and probably created a lot of the things that he gave to the Egyptians and the Mayans and all the other civilizations along the old equator, that was probably Jehovah's idea. He was just a genius scientist helping everybody advance. But he has to stay protecting the garden and working on his project. And the whole place is hidden that you ain't getting out too often. And we only go there once in a while because we got to make sure it's tight. So only one of us, only once in a blue, only to trade, and only when necessary. And it might have been thousands of years right now since somebody has been there. In the last thousand years, only 20 people have been up there.

Cristina: So rare. Okay, Jehovah doesn't leave. No.

Jack: But Jehovah of Dark then has free reign. I'm just as powerful. They already know these people and they kind of obsess with these people. I'll just claim to be one of them. In fact, I'll claim to be the one who gave the Egyptians and the Mayans and everybody the technology. I'll claim they can't correct me. They're not gonna show themselves. I win. My presence here hides them so I can just pretend to be him. But eventually that becomes a problem and he's like, you know what? I'm gonna teach somebody else how to work on my project and I'm gonna go and confront this f*****. I'm never coming back. People. Don't worry what the Jehovah of light exits the Persian Gulf away. And not the Persian Gulf voices, the sea, People's home in Atlantis. And that's where the good narrative comes in again. Not just the garden good or the dark in the middle of a bunch of destruction and crap, but the good again. That happens later. So in reality. Oh, my God. This story just wrapped up entirely up, what, at age 30? Actually, at the birth. At the birth, the wars and chaos that starts building allowed. That's probably exactly what. Oh, crap.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's the fairies. Deport kept messing with it and directing it. So it's always the Catholic Church versus the fairies, which is exactly what happened in Ireland when he went.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: When he went to kick out the fairies. The whole war is the Catholic Church versus the fairies. Who are the people helping? The shadow people. And one of them just so happens to be Jehovah. So Jesus is born. The fear of all of the crap happening and the narrative changing for the worst is what gets him through.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then this whole ordeal, that's when finally Jehovah of Light is like, I. Look, guys, I can solve it. I'm the smartest guy here I got. I have to. So you guys take the tech. I'm gonna go solve this problem. Jesus dies in the exchange, but he gets rid of Jehovah of Dark.

Cristina: Jesus or Jehovah of Light.

Jack: Jesus dies in the exchange, but they manage to get rid of Jehovah of Dark because Jehovah of Light is who we find out about afterwards.

Cristina: Okay, but then why are they still hiding so hard? I thought it was because they couldn't get rid of Jehovah of Dark.

Jack: Well, it's because the shadow people have a way in.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So he managed to get rid of the one person trying to control the narrative.

Cristina: Okay. But that doesn't stop.

Jack: That doesn't stop the fact that now there is a wave of fear that randomly shows up. And the shadow people, plus the fairies working hoots, being able to make it happen whenever they want.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they have to stay hiding because eventually one of them might get curious. And they can actually take this from us if they wanted to.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There's probably more of them than they are of us. And they got abilities we don't understand.

Cristina: Okay. Yes, yes.

Jack: So they have to stay hidden. That's where the shadow people are. That's how they partake in this. And the whole fear is part of this. And adrenochrome is a way for things to cross into the shadow realm to then join the shadow people. Boom. All of this fits in some crazy, bigger picture.

Cristina: Very, very crazy picture, but it makes sense.

Jack: Makes sense. That's so far what the narrative is.

Cristina: And everything fits. Shadow people, Jesus, etc.

Jack: We got Jesus, the Church, Adrenochrome, the Catholics, the Garden of Eden with Adam, Eve, Lilith, the serpent, and Jehovah all included. That tells us about the sea people, who are both the Go, the Persian Gulf oasis people and the Atlanteans. The how. Mary is really just one of them. Her quest, her child, the glitch, which is why Adam got kicked in the first place for tampering with the technology that later led to the kid with the telepathic ability to send messages in every direction, attracting some crazy s*** from somewhere else, some other realm that he also sent the message to. Thing figures out how to get across. They take note, go and hide, because this thing is in cahoots with some other creatures that are making people spaz out.

Cristina: So, yeah, I think.

Jack: So the war breaks out. Then the. We create the Church to control the narrative. After Jehovah of light shows up, deals with the main problem, but he knows there could be more in the future. So then he. With the maji, who are also sea people. So Jehovah, the sea person and the maji. The sea people. Okay, so maji is the scholar, the sea people. The maji are the. Also different kind of scholar, I guess. One is a scientist and the other, just like critical thinkers, problem solvers, the magi. That's what they do. And so together, they then create the Church, make the Pope, make the Templar, direct the story, and it's. It's great. And then they get Mount Athos, put it on down, packed. That's their way in and out. Very rarely does anybody come in. And it's likely people haven't come in or out in maybe 100 or 200 years.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So, yeah. Whoa. Story makes sense now.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Every part.

Cristina: I love it. But also, we have a sleeping Jesus that we haven't figured out what to do with.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: The story didn't help us.

Jack: The story didn't help us. Yes. Which I forgot. That was totally the point. That's how crazy this. But the whole point. We began just looking at unicorns, trying to figure out how to get Santa Claus to get Jesus out. That's how we got here. Because we still have Jesus in our facility, still in cryostasis, and we can't bring him out because he'll just die.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Ah. The road we've gone on.

Cristina: It's been awesome.

Jack: It's been awesome. Didn't help.

Cristina: No, not at all.

Jack: Not at all.

Cristina: You got a beautiful picture.

Jack: Yeah. This story is great. We managed to find all the pieces and connect them, so. Okay, I don't know if this is the end of it, but look, we still don't know why. The questions we do have to answer. We've answered a lot.

Cristina: There's. Yes.

Jack: What the h*** Jehovah of dark wanted with the tech. Like, what could he do to it? He knows genetic manipulation. Does he want to create his own humans? Does he want a physical body?

Cristina: I thought that's what it was about. I already thought we knew the answer. I thought he just wanted to make people to kill people and just enjoy that blood or fear or whatever.

Jack: I guess. Maybe also why the sea people created the old equator or aligned civilizations along.

Cristina: Yeah, it'd be even stranger if they.

Jack: Made but why did they align a bunch of civilizations that they helped evolve along the old equator that we do not get at all.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Is that everything? We haven't answered yet. I guess so.

Cristina: I guess we figured out unicorns. I think. Yeah.

Jack: Unicorns are probably just highly advanced because we already know they have genetic technology. That's what the Garden of Eden is. So it's something like a unicorn, which is essentially a shire horse with a genetic. Genetic disfigurement built in on purpose so that it looks unique. And some goat DNA, some mountain goat DNA in there so they can just climb mountains easily. Makes perfect sense.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. What else do we have?

Jack: I think it's just that we just still don't know what the point of the old equator is.

Cristina: That is the biggest mystery that won't be solved.

Jack: Who says?

Cristina: Or I guess not right now.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Anyways, if you guys are curious about how we got here, you can go, I guess start at where unicorns are or where we got. No, it starts before, if you want to. Really? Like before we got serious, how we. How we planned to get Santa Claus in the first place. This started in Christmas.

Cristina: It started around.

Jack: It started before Christmas.

Cristina: Before Christmas.

Jack: Yeah, started before Christmas.

Cristina: Probably in the beginning of December or the end of.

Jack: Somewhere around there. Read some descriptions. So we tried to find Santa Claus and then we tried to do that by getting unicorn. Actually, no. There were a couple of episodes before we tried to get some. It's not the point. You could find anything related to this or any episode before this in quite a couple of places.

Cristina: But it could possibly be related to this maybe.

Jack: Yeah, you can. Yes, because you can talk to us about any of those episodes that you find. Anything you think is interesting or any input you have or any interpretation of any of the information.

Cristina: If you could connect any more dots.

Jack: Yeah, actually, yeah, if you can. If you. If there's anything you feel you can connect that we haven't, or if you feel you know why. If you have an answer as to why the sea people gave technology to advanced civilizations around the old equator, please tell us why you think that is. You could tell us on all our socials at just convopod, that is on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook.

Cristina: Remember to subscribe, rate and review the.

Jack: Show and tell everybody about this. Everybody.

Cristina: Everyone needs to know.

Jack: Yes. Tell them to listen to the entire. There's a lot of episodes. The story doesn't end. Yeah, I always think it ends. No, but now I'm probably just gonna look into this old equator.

Cristina: This is as close as the ending. As we've gotten so far, though.

Jack: Yes, it is as close. We've wrapped up so much. There's really just that one question hanging.

Cristina: That is a tough question, but maybe we'll figure it out. Who knows? Hopefully this has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: You're not gonna sneak up. It's not happening. Just drop from the sky. They're gonna see you, but it's whatever. You're more likely to survive them shooting at you than crossing the largest desert ever known. In the hottest conditions ever known. With nothing to sustain yourself, your food will run out. Factually, you cannot carry the supply.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.



Rambling 217: Jesus the Son of Atlantis

What future was being avoided by the ancients? Why did the Sea People cast Mary and Joseph from the Persian Gulf Oasis and only allow them in once the child was no longer involved? And what is the Garden of Eden? The duo ponder how their recent findings into the ancient world connect and why these characteristics present themselves so often related to one another. What is discovered about Jesus Christ and the reason the Sea People cast his family is an entirely new revelation worth investigation of its own.

+Episode Details

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  • Adrenochrome
  • Christianity
  • Mount Athos
  • Atlantis
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Unicorns
  • Space
  • The Garden of Eden
  • The Maya
  • Egyptians
  • The MagiHoly
  • Coat
  • Blood of Christ

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is a show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas, and they're usually really absurd and really baffling simultaneously. I think we do a pretty good job sometimes.

Cristina: Childish.

Jack: Yeah, sometimes they're childish. Rarely lately, but that's still kicking around in there.

Cristina: But what the Christians did to the Russians. Christians. What is it? The. Whatever. Christians versus the Russian Christians. And then with the book. That's pretty childish.

Jack: Yeah, that was pretty childish. On the mountain.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hiding. Hiding their picture book of animals.

Cristina: Yeah, it's pretty childish. I'm assuming the Russians are also Christian, Right? Like, they have to be.

Jack: Okay, so I'm very confused about this myself too. I think most of them are Christian, but not all of them.

Cristina: Yeah, but the Russians specifically, what do you think they are?

Jack: I think it would have to be Rush Christian, right?

Cristina: Yeah, I think so. Like, the other option is atheists, but I doubt, like, there's an atheist church on them.

Jack: Yeah, there's no. Yeah, they're all believers of something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they all find that mountain holy to some degree. Okay, so good. Good point. Right, like that. That was a weird, childish thing that did happen. But you bring up an interesting thing that this mountain. Okay, like, that book is weird. We're talking about Mount Athos. For anybody who doesn't know what mountain we're talking about, it's Mount Athos.

Cristina: From the last episode.

Jack: From the last. Yeah, the last series. Series. Series of episodes.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's a very strange mountain with a lot of weird things. But I went and I looked farther to find what thing is. Are on that mountain that could somehow be relevant to anything else.

Cristina: Are there more mythical creatures?

Jack: Interesting. I don't know. But I gathered this information. I went ahead and I looked for all the things related to this mountain so that I can see how weird the things got. And the initial thought I came to this episode with was, we're gonna unpack the similarities between. Or not similarities, but what? Things have patterns that we consistently notice. But we'll get to that in a moment because this is one of the patterns, Right. This freaky mountain came out of nowhere, and then everything we've already ever looked at seems to connect through this mountain. All of a sudden, we became aware, and now we can't unsee the freaking mountain.

Cristina: Okay, but this mountain isn't on that line, though, is it?

Jack: Mount Athos is not directly on the line, though, because it's just off. It's just off. All the countries surrounding it are considered part, but not because of how close they are to that line.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But the only one landing directly on it is the Persian Gulf.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now I was looking at the fact that they hid that book atop the mountain.

Cristina: Newer.

Jack: I thought that was weird. It's like, okay, we know that you guys are trying to hide something. There's something weird happening up there. But that's too. That's. That's a deep secret. Like, we need to know somebody. We're not. We're gonna find out what's up there. You know, that's whatever. But in an effort to hide whatever is on top of that mountain most effectively, you're gonna let slip what's everywhere else. Somehow you can't hold it all up. So here and there, there's information for things, whether or not they tried to hide it. You can find out other things that are there now. Important to know that there's a lot of weirdly diabolical things that always take place in Christianity. People can take it for what it is, whatever, you know, you do drinking.

Cristina: What's happening? Children. Are they taking children to the mod?

Jack: No, no, it's more about. Again, I'm just talking about things they contain on the mountain. Relics.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Objects of the past and whatever. And like, first, the Catholic Church is very strange. They have a lot, a lot of skulls. Yes, many.

Cristina: Well, they keep the saints, don't they?

Jack: Yes, they have chambers of skulls, of just saint skulls.

Cristina: I think they've collected their blood. Use for magic.

Jack: Yeah, well, for me, I guess it would have to be, right. They do have the blood of the saints. They do. They have many, many. So much blood. There's so much blood. And there's so many skeletons and skulls. They have severed hands, they have severed feet. They have chests, like just torsos laying around. They got all these things preserved infinitely. They have all this crap in a lot of different, like, churches, cathedrals, like, you know, places where they have it. Many places have them.

Cristina: Many.

Jack: Yeah, they're everywhere. Catholic Church, skulls and, like, blood.

Cristina: People go there to pray on those objects.

Jack: Yo, this is normal.

Cristina: Because it's magical in these people's eyes that are praying to these objects or skulls or blood or whatever.

Jack: Blows my mind. It blows my mind. It's so blatantly satanic. Whoa. But whatever. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the most interesting two items that are here are they have the largest portion of the cross.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah, they have the largest portion of the cross in Mount Athos.

Cristina: Specifically the cross that Jesus was on. You're talking about like any cross. It was the cross.

Jack: It was the cross. They have a chunk of the cross.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yes. The other thing that's incredibly interesting here is the vial. The one vial. The one vial of blood of Jesus is on this.

Cristina: No, it's not. I don't know how that's possible.

Jack: My question is, is it at the top? Why? Why is it less important than whatever's at the top?

Cristina: How do you know it's not at the top?

Jack: Wasn't. It's inside certain monasteries.

Cristina: That's very strange.

Jack: What was in the book? So it was in the book. Why. Why does that get to be the thing that goes up? Why is that more important?

Cristina: It has location of Mary.

Jack: Does it? Like what is. What is happening here? This is a really weird, almost contradicting idea that if whatever's most important goes to the summit of the mountain, you do you take. Or are they just trolling and there's no importance to the top of the mountain, it's just sacred. And nobody goes up there. And so they just took it from the Russians and they're like, haha, you can't grab your thing. But I doubt that's happening. So why was the book more important to take up there? I don't understand. It seems like such an arbitrary thing.

Cristina: It does. Yeah. Because it's not just about the unicorn.

Jack: It's not just about the unicorn. Like really? Really. Why the book? Why the beastiary Mary?

Cristina: 100% it's Mary. No, but she's not like a beast or anything.

Jack: Yeah, she's not like a Pokemon.

Cristina: I don't know. Unless they found out something about her that makes her a Pokemon.

Jack: The makes her Pokemon? That'd be nuts.

Cristina: Exactly. We wouldn't know because it's in that book. What if it is in that book? I don't know. Because we know she's important somehow. But they don't talk about it. They just say they were worshiping Mary on this mountain.

Jack: Yeah, it's very vague.

Cristina: She came there, they're there for her. But where is she?

Jack: Yeah, I don't know. Story kind of just abruptly wraps up. But why would the book be associated with Mary? It still doesn't make sense. She's not a Pokemon.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, yes, definitely. There's. I don't understand. It's so weird, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I don't get it. Just the. You have the blood, dude. If this blood is what you say it is, or if it's not, either way, you take it to the top of the mountain, because holy. Right. If you're lying and you need to keep the secret, take it to the top.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If you're telling the truth, then holy s***, it's the blood of Jesus. Take it to the f****** top.

Cristina: So it's not the real thing?

Jack: No. If it's not the real thing, you also want it at the freaking top.

Cristina: Not if you need it, because also in the top, magic doesn't work. Or the whole mountain is not magical. Is it just the top or is it all of it?

Jack: Interesting? I don't remember. Was it just the top? I think it was that only the top is where magic works.

Cristina: Is where magic works.

Jack: It's the only part of the mountain where magic works. Making it neutral territory for when people with magic show up. Or in this case, I guess it would be some sort of dampening field. If we're talking that these are advanced civilizations because we fail to think of it in that way. And we're supposed to, because that's what's happening. These were the higher developed groups of people. And so everything we're considering the. Be this sort of. Again, we just established that even unicorns were just genetically engineered. Large shire horses with a defect bred in intentionally to make an interesting shape.

Cristina: Possibly, yes.

Jack: So it's all science. So ultimately, what you're dealing with is something there that's making the territory neutral.

Cristina: Except for the top.

Jack: Except for the very top. Because they need to arrive. You can't disable their technology when they land. They need to get there and then, you know, park or whatever and then come down. That's what it sounds like to me. The whole time I was telling that, I was always thinking about it that way, and I'm like, why does it sound like. Of course I wasn't thinking about a dampening field or anything, but you know that they land. They park. They essentially park up there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then they come down the trade.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And it's like, what a weird series of sentences to use to describe that. You could have said anything else. They came down and gave us tablets, bro. You could just. You could have said anything. But you chose to say they came, they landed, and then they walked out. They walked down and they just traded with us.

Cristina: I don't know. Why do they have that blood? They're not doing anything with it. Because then on top of the mountain, it would be magical.

Jack: On top of the Mountain. It would be magical. Why does the book. Is the book magical?

Cristina: Well, on the top it should be.

Jack: But what is magical about the book? It's just a bookkeeping record. If the book itself doesn't have power, it's just. I saw a thing. I drew it and described it a little. And this is where I saw it. Why is that up there?

Cristina: It makes sense.

Jack: It doesn't.

Cristina: It?

Jack: 100%. This makes sense. It haunts me.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It haunts me. There's some mystical something about having a portion of the. The holy cross up there that's some significance. The blood. Significant. But.

Cristina: But neither of those things are on the top.

Jack: Neither of those things are at the top.

Cristina: They're just there.

Jack: Hello. Skeletons and crap. None of those are at the top either.

Cristina: Did you find anything else weird on that mountain?

Jack: No, this actually, by accident, I even found this information is the craziest thing, because I wasn't looking for this.

Cristina: What were you looking for?

Jack: I was looking at the fact that we still have. Jesus. We haven't solved that problem. We slightly peaked into the future and stuck. Got stuck in a loop of some sort already. And it's like, okay, we can't use a time machine anymore, so let's reason through it. So I was thinking we're going to look at the artifacts that he directly came in contact with. That makes perfect sense to me. That's a good place to start. Because if he has some sort of real magic or power, then maybe something else does too, that he touched or interacted or used or whatever. And so we could use that to bring him out of cryostasis without killing him.

Cristina: Assuming that those things are magical.

Jack: Yeah, assuming that they're magic. And we can actually bypass technology. But if it does turn out to.

Cristina: Be technology, then how would we know how to use that technology?

Jack: How would we know how to use.

Cristina: Like, even if it's magic, we wouldn't know how to use it. Neither. Or either.

Jack: Or. But we have. Again, we have means at least to learn what kind of thing works with magic. We know things that claim magic, even if it turns out to always be technology, which just means it's ultimately going to be just too advanced of a technology.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Crap. That's always a problem, isn't it?

Cristina: If it is somehow magic, we can give it to our beaver.

Jack: To our beaver.

Cristina: Groundhog.

Jack: Well, in. He's not magic.

Cristina: He's pretty magical.

Jack: I mean, is that what happens is. Did we establish that it is magic that you get from adrenochrome because you.

Cristina: Get abilities I guess we never really call it magic.

Jack: No, but we didn't say it was like, you know, sciency either, because, like, could we track it in the gene? It's a we. It is kind of other thing of some sort.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, why does a plus that specific be equal? A functional C? I don't understand.

Cristina: Something's not right.

Jack: Something's not right. But. Yeah. So this mountain is a complete nightmare. And once it showed up, it didn't stop showing up. And so, again, looking through things related to Jesus, the main things that were important for whatever reason, the relics that are being hoarded in different places around the world away from the public, include from the crucifixion, specifically, more pieces of the cross it's spread across.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: The crown of thorns.

Cristina: His crown of thorn.

Jack: They have. They have it specifically the people on the mountain. No, no, no. Oh, this is just around the world.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The Holy Lands used to poke him on the side and pierce him when he was on the cross.

Cristina: Okay, but you don't know who has these. No, no, you just know they exist.

Jack: Yeah, they're. They're all it was. They're scattered. It's irrelevant. Random places, just people. Got it. But the interesting one opposite to all of these, that there is only one of. It's only one of all of these.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They're like, it's over there. Oh, yeah, it's over. Except the cross. Everybody's like, I got a chunk. Broke it apart, bro. Whatever. But the coat he wore. He wore.

Cristina: He wore a coat.

Jack: The coat he wore? Yeah, the coat he wore right before he was crucified.

Cristina: What coat?

Jack: Some. He's. Some's coat. The holy coat.

Cristina: The holy coat.

Jack: He had a coat.

Cristina: No, he didn't.

Jack: Yeah, he had a coat. Some jacket or something that he was wearing, and then they took it off to whip him. Yeah, yeah, he was. He was. He was wearing some coat. Allegedly. I don't know. Holy people. I don't know, man.

Cristina: But he's the one else's coat.

Jack: Well, that's where it gets weird. Specifically this one thing that nobody ever believed happened because nobody knows why the story just arose without it being in the Bible. It's not in the Bible. He didn't have a coat. It's got mentioned that he had a coat from something and it went down through history, trickled down for 2,000 years. That's right.

Cristina: Even though it's not in the Bible.

Jack: It's not in the Bible. Was trickled down. But apparently he had a Code. And people knew he had a code. It was famous code or whatever. Coat. He's super Aussie. Maybe he was. Maybe was known for his coats, you.

Cristina: Know, but it wasn't in the Bible.

Jack: Was in the Bible.

Cristina: But this coat, everyone has it.

Jack: Everybody has this coat. And that's a really.

Cristina: Pieces of the coat.

Jack: No, no, no, they have the coat. Many, many people believe they have the coat.

Cristina: The coat.

Jack: The coat, yes.

Cristina: Do you have any idea what this coat looks like?

Jack: It's just a flat little brown, like looks. It looks crappy.

Cristina: Okay. And they all look the same. Like, did you see it in all these places that say, oh, I have it.

Jack: Yeah, it looks the same. Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Why? Why?

Jack: The one similarity is that all these places claim that the trickle down from them happened where they were. That this person had a vision of Jesus as he was on the cross or right before he was on the cross. And when Jesus disappeared from the vision, the coat got left behind. Is always a story.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Everybody f****** has one.

Cristina: Oh, so they're. None of those are the real coats? They're vision coats?

Jack: Well, they called it a vision. But like, was Jesus there if he's leaving a coat behind?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But he's everywhere.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean, he's magic, right? I don't know.

Jack: So he's simultaneously at all these places. Because these are all people claiming like.

Cristina: None of them have the original coat. They have. They have the coat.

Jack: They have a coat.

Cristina: Yeah, they have a coat. And it came from a vision. Like, I'm sure. I don't know. Sounds so dumb.

Jack: So out of all the items, I think most of these are just bullshit items. This is s*** that he interacted with. No significance, no power. I think the one item to look at is actually this one that everybody ignores. What the holy coat. I think that's an item that might truly have some magical significance to it.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because he left one everywhere simultaneously.

Cristina: Was it simultaneously, it was a vision.

Jack: Right before he went to get crucified?

Cristina: No, like it happened that time.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That those people receiving.

Jack: Oh, s***.

Cristina: Or is it in the future after that happened that they get the vision of that? Like. What do you mean?

Jack: Yeah, I know that the vision was of that moment.

Cristina: Yeah. Like. But if I had that vision right now and then I get that cold. Like it doesn't. It's not just one period where all these people got the vision.

Jack: I never even considered that. You think that happens in the Bible? That probably happens all the time. Right. I never thought about that. That when these simultaneous events happen, they could Actually simultaneous. Yeah. It's not actually simultaneous. It could be like. Yeah. You might be talking about the same moment, but you could have had that vision way later. Which is essentially somebody said a story and you had a thought about it at a random moment, and you're like, wow, pictures in my head. A vis. Whoa.

Cristina: Yeah, we can get that coat. Maybe.

Jack: But how do you get the coat? That's the weird part, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If they really believe it. But that's the problem. Why do so many people really believe it?

Cristina: That they got the coat from Jesus.

Jack: Yeah. Like where the. Where the what?

Cristina: I don't know. Because they saw Jesus.

Jack: No, but, like, where did the actual coat. Yes. Whatever. Their explanation for it is fantastic. Sweet.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where did the actual coat come from? They. They were left with a coat. Like what? Regardless of what crazy story they built around it, they really ended up with a coat. Some anomaly happened.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And they were left with a coat. Weird.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it happened many times. Whether it be at the same time. I don't know. Or spread throughout time. But they all had a coat from a vision. From a vision or an ethereal visitor or something. A guy who is there and then wasn't.

Cristina: Like, what's the purpose, though? What's the purpose for Jesus to be doing this?

Jack: Be handing out coats?

Cristina: Right. Yes.

Jack: Okay, so that's the weird one out of the crucifixion. Very strange. And then some of the other relics that have specifically to do with Jesus were from the Last Supper. Would that include a knife from the holy chalice and a knife from the. From the Last Supper and the holy chalice?

Cristina: Oh, the knife doesn't sound as impressive as the chalice where he drank from it.

Jack: He used a knife to cut the bread, I guess.

Cristina: Unless it was to cut his own skin. I don't care. Unless he was cutting his skin and they eat his skin and it was like, whoa, this tastes like bread. That's crazy.

Jack: That would be amazing. Unrelated to the Last Supper or the crucifixion. Tears from when Jesus mourns Lazarus.

Cristina: No. What?

Jack: They saved his tears. How they were ready. How they were ready.

Cristina: Who was there when he cried and gathered up those tears?

Jack: No, let's be real. Let's be real. Do you think Jesus, the super mega, super duper star, had a single moment where there weren't people just trying to grab his spit at any given second? Like, we don't think about it. Yeah, we don't think about it like that. But really, really just a celebrity. He was a super mega celebrity.

Cristina: Very hated both.

Jack: The more love, the more hate, baby. The more love, the more hate. And that's exactly what he was living is a super megastar.

Cristina: Someone was collecting his tears.

Jack: F****** tears, bro.

Cristina: Then someone collected his sperm.

Jack: No, but okay, weirdly enough, a very odd pride of the Catholic church is the fact that they have his circumcised junk.

Cristina: He was circumcised?

Jack: Yeah, because he was a Jew. And they. They kept this foreskin. They're very proud of it.

Cristina: Okay. They have a foreskin? Yeah.

Jack: Good job, guys.

Cristina: Oh, they are creepy.

Jack: So, like, got a baby's foreskin. Air 5, guys. We preserved it and everything. Whoa.

Cristina: They take turn looking at. Okay, whoa. What do they do with it?

Jack: What do they do with what?

Cristina: That thing, the foreskin. Why do they have it? They put it on themselves. They put it on their heads? Yes.

Jack: They lick it once in a while for its power.

Cristina: That's disturbing. Okay, what else do they have? That's so awful?

Jack: All right, weird thing. That's actually at Mount Athos, though.

Cristina: What? Back to the mountain?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The gift of the Meiji.

Cristina: That means nothing to me.

Jack: The three dudes.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Rolled in from seemingly nowhere. I actually tried to find out about these people.

Cristina: Okay, what did you find? Nothing.

Jack: It's. It's hard, weird, and highly obscure.

Cristina: They're kings. They should be known. If they were real.

Jack: Oh, no, no, no, no.

Cristina: If they're real.

Jack: Let me be correct. Let me correct you when I explain that you remember the three kings because you're hearing the warped, more popular version. But it's the three wise men. Most commonly. They are not kings. It is not established anywhere. They are wise men who come from question mark. And the Bible does a really good job job of giving you nothing. They just kind of roll in.

Cristina: Okay, so these three wise men.

Jack: These three wise men, the gifts, the Meiji. They show up. They're just known. These people, these obscure people, they claim their royalty themselves. Allegedly. The magi claim their royalty. That's all that's known. They're some people and they come in. They show up. It is not. It's not said anywhere that they're here to worship this guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Cristina: They show up with gifts.

Jack: With gifts. They're not here for a God of any sort. They haven't said that. Maybe they are. Who knows? I'm not sure what's in their head. They didn't. They didn't say it.

Cristina: What did they say?

Jack: They just brought some gifts for the future king.

Cristina: For the future king.

Jack: For the future king. They were there for royalty.

Cristina: Okay, so they saw him as some kind of king, but they weren't really specific on.

Jack: They weren't what that meant. So they gave gold, frankincense and myrrh.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: A lot of people are like, what the h***? Yes, like what, bruh?

Cristina: What's the baby gonna do with that?

Jack: What's the baby gonna do with that? Now this actually has people torn about what? The fact that these three things were given leads to a lot of confusion. First, these three things are on the mountain.

Cristina: Oh, so you're saying.

Jack: Weird.

Cristina: Yes. But what is he gonna do with it? What does it mean?

Jack: These three things are on top of the mountain. Sure, with the book.

Jack: Now what the h*** are these three things?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay. Theories, because it's not known.

Cristina: They're telling him where to go. They want him to go up there.

Jack: To go up where?

Cristina: The mountain. They know he's from them.

Jack: No, no, no.

Cristina: They're from. They're not just from the mountain, they're from Atlantis.

Jack: Holy s***. What?

Cristina: The top of the mountain is the portal.

Jack: Wait, no, but these things are kept at top of the mountain now. Yes, these are relics now at top of the mountain.

Cristina: Oh, I thought you meant that those things are found on the mountain.

Jack: No, no, no, these things are currently on the mountain.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: They're from the top of the mountain.

Cristina: They're not.

Jack: They're not from the top of mountain, they're on top of.

Cristina: That's why the way you're saying it makes me. Okay, okay.

Jack: They're not on top of the mountain.

Cristina: They're on top of the mountain. Okay, but they're not naturally from the mountain.

Jack: Well, I don't know where these things come from. I mean, just because if they were.

Cristina: Found on top of the mountain, that meant like, hey, we know you're one of us. Here's some gifts.

Jack: Would have been crazy, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, no, here's the thing that's heavily speculated. What these things even meant.

Jack: People don't know. So one idea is that they're completely ordinary. They're just things that you would like normally have, you know, just having. What is it? You have gold, which is a commodity. Like it's money, if money. You have myrrh, which is commonly used as an anointing oil, and then frankincense, which is essentially used as a perfume. So like just normal crap, common s***. Yeah, here's some s***. Guys have it. And to us it doesn't make sense because it's so primitive. But to them, it was like, yeah, this is the pristine perfume rock, and this is like money rock. And this is like, you know, there's super primitive.

Cristina: It's not probably enough money to make him rich or anything. It's like, here's some.

Jack: Here's some s***.

Cristina: Here's a dollar.

Jack: We just brought you some gifts, bro.

Cristina: Not much. Okay. Any other theories, though?

Jack: The second. Well, that was one of the most. One of the two more dominant theories, but the more dominant of the two is the spiritual metaphor that they are supposed to signify. Like, gold is to signify that he's a king.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Kings and gold, you know, it's. It's a metaphor.

Cristina: Came there thinking he's the king.

Jack: Yeah. So metaphor. Exactly. Exactly. Frankincense, which is an incense used for rituals very commonly to signify his godliness. You know, you do rituals to deities and whatnot.

Cristina: What's the last one?

Jack: And myrrh, which is an embalming oil. So it's to preserve the dead, is to symbolize death. Plot twist.

Cristina: God of death, which sort of. Because he's there at the gate, letting you in. No, he's not. He's not at the gate. I thought he was. It was John. John's at the gate.

Jack: Who's John?

Cristina: One of the apostles. They were chosen to protect the gate, I think. Or is it his dad? I'm not sure. Is it apostle or his dad?

Jack: Somebody. I mean, we also got St. Patrick over there just running random crap. I don't know how.

Cristina: He's like, Super St. Patrick's Day. I think that's this month. I think that's a week away on Thursday. Happy St Patrick's but yes.

Jack: So we have a gift given to this kid to symbolize death. That's all that weird. I didn't know about that before.

Cristina: I don't know. I mean, we all die, so. So they gave him the circle of life. I don't know.

Jack: The circle of life. Here's some money, here is some incense, and here is some death.

Cristina: I don't know. None of those. It doesn't make sense.

Jack: But those things are kept atop the mountain. Now, what you said blew my mind, though. So are they. If there is some sort of hidden meaning, could the meaning be some attractor? Like what is atop the mountain?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Why can nobody go up there? Are these three elements just naturally up there? Did they come from atop the mountain? Is that what's happening?

Cristina: I thought you meant. I thought that's what you meant. But that's not what you meant. But that would have been so cool, man, if they were what? Or maybe they're natural in Atlantic, because we don't really know much about that.

Jack: We don't know what elements were there naturally.

Cristina: No. Is there any way to find out?

Jack: No. So that was just random. Random bits of things that have been out there, you know, just relics here and there. And so trying to. My idea was trying to connect, like how, how. How do all these dots cross? I find that Jesus is at the center of a lot of things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Even when we ran through Adrenochrome, it kind of just casually cruised right through him. Just everything we do leads back to Jesus. I was like, okay, we have many problems like this, right? So here's just a couple of lists, just me brainstorming, trying to figure out really what's going on.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Okay. First, what are all the ancients like, the advanced civilizations? What were they avoiding? You know, what are. What future situation is it that they're dodging? Is it that they're trying to get away from? Some go underwater, some go underground, some go into space. But they're all leaving the surface of the Earth.

Cristina: But they're going underwater. You mean just they're.

Jack: They're. Yeah, they're leaving the. The, the. Yeah.

Cristina: Safer to be underwater than on the ground.

Jack: It's safer to be underground than on the ground.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What is it that they're all running from? So I wanted to answer that question. I just started crossing some lines. So random things. This is just lists I have of things. So things that are consistently tangled. If we have one, we'll have two or three or four. Sometimes all of them show up. That's Adrenochrome.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Christianity. Usually leading back to Jesus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Mount Athos, which is the most sudden thing that's just there persistently. Atlantis, it was always there, but we never really looked at too hard. The shadow realm, unicorns, which is a weird one that, like, you ignore it don't know. It connects to anything and then it suddenly connects to everything.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Space. Something about all of it has to do with space. Always weird. And the other side of the wall, of the flat earth wall, whatever other dimensional rift, that is that. So these are all characteristics that represent. When we're looking too deep into anything, these things show up. Always one of them, bare minimum. Bare minimum. One of these things shows up. And all of them have shown up many times over and over and over and over and over and over.

Cristina: So how do they relate?

Jack: How do they relate? These are the truths that keep sticking Out. How do they relate to.

Cristina: It's all nonsense. I don't know.

Jack: It sounds like a list of gibberish. Adrenochrome, Christianity, Mount Athos, Atlantis, the Shadow Realm, Unicorns, Space and the other side of the wall. But they do, often without too much effort. One of these shows up.

Cristina: What does the other side of the wall have to do with anything, though?

Jack: Groups of people and. Or philosophies. Atlantis and Christianity. Only two that show themselves.

Cristina: Show themselves?

Jack: Yeah. Only two that represent. On this line, groups of people that consistently show up. The only groups of people that consistently shop are Christianity and Atlantis. Those are really, really, honestly, the only two groups of people that are consistently showing up. Only two we can look at when it comes to consistency. What are locations? We got Mount Athos is a location. The Shadow Realm is a location. Space. And the other side of the wall. That's four. Four different locations.

Cristina: You think they're related?

Jack: No, no. They're just locations.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We have items. At this point, we treat the unicorn like an item because it doesn't seem that the use of a unicorn is as important as having the unicorn's horn. So items. Adrenochrome and alicorn.

Cristina: Not the unicorn.

Jack: Not the unicorn. Because they're using the parts of a unicorn. It doesn't seem like anybody's particularly interested in the unicorn itself.

Cristina: I think it's too hard to capture the unicorn, isn't it?

Jack: So you just get whatever sheds, which I do think must be what's happening.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That would explain how somebody could just walk up and grab it.

Cristina: Because they're too hard.

Jack: It's too hard. So just things. These are this. I just named this list. Things that are tangled.

Cristina: I don't know. Because Atlantis.

Jack: Yeah, we can follow triangle. Yeah, we can follow random trains of thought. Right. So like, adrenochrome directly connects to Jesus because Jesus probably is the first person to create some substantial form of adrenochrome, most likely the first vampire. So we have Jesus Christ through Christianity. They're worshiping that. There's some ritualization happening there, but whatever. Christianity directly tries to suppress Atlantis because of reasons.

Cristina: Because of Mary. If.

Jack: Because of Mary.

Cristina: Maybe she told him to do that. Maybe she's working with them.

Jack: Well, here's the thing. I think Mary was an Atlantean. For real.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And they think that.

Cristina: Why would she want people to know that.

Jack: That she was an Atlantean? She's got to keep it a secret.

Cristina: Yeah. Why? What if she made some type of deal with the church?

Jack: Like like double agent deal, I guess. Like she's leading the church on.

Cristina: No, I mean, like, she just needs them to keep Atlantis a secret. She's the person that wants Atlantis a secret. It's not the church. They don't care what's a secret or not. Like, they just want all. Every information.

Jack: Do they care? Random thought. It is weird how it's worded that she gets cast from Atlantis.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Well, actually from the Persian Gulf oasis.

Cristina: Yes. But then she's accepted back.

Jack: We don't know that. That's us.

Cristina: Assuming there's no way she made that travel. If she didn't think like, oh, they're gonna take me back.

Jack: Then the question is this lady Mary is pregnant in the Persian Gulf oasis and she is cast out. We're gonna use cast. Very emphasized because I'm gonna talk about this word in a second. And then she crosses into territory that would later become the Christian territory, and then gave birth, waited the entire life cycle, and left to return to the same people she was, quote, cast by. They wanted the baby. The Catholic Church wanted the baby before he was born. Not even the Catholic Catholicism hasn't happened yet. No, the Jews wanted the baby. Somebody knew something.

Cristina: What will become Christianity? You're saying there's a group of people already worshiping? There was a group before Jesus, Yes.

Jack: They.

Cristina: I don't know, which makes sense, because the. The three kings are. Whatever. They're actually the magi or whatever.

Jack: The magi, yeah.

Cristina: There's people who already know beforehand that he was going to be born. So there's going to be a group of people who are worshiping him before he's ever born.

Jack: So my question is, were all the major cultures of the time fighting for who is going to give? Who's going to claim the child of God like this? You're trading something somehow for whatever reason. Because at this point, it seems like, okay, in my mind, highest bidder, who got it, okay, it's gonna go to the people of Bethlehem or whatever, you know, and it's like, whoa, why? What? So secret organization there, Whatever. What's the use? Why was it so important that you get to claim Jesus?

Cristina: Because they saw something special in him. They knew he was the son of God.

Jack: Maybe they all knew. But why was it that these were the people who got the baby instead of those other people who probably wanted him too?

Cristina: Because the deal with Mary.

Jack: I don't think the deal was with Mary, because why would then if she was cast, why would she be allowed back in? I am thinking caste is some Kind of incorrect translation. I think it was a deal between the people of the Persian Gulf oasis with whatever.

Cristina: The secret group that becomes Christianity.

Jack: Yes. I think that's what's happening. Because they took Mary back.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's a logical assumption to make. They took Mary back. That's why she disappeared atop the mountain where the Atlanteans already go. And they're just the people of the Persian Gulf.

Cristina: Voices, like, change all of history about.

Jack: Because he was born where. They were controlling the narrative.

Cristina: Okay. But that's what the Atlantics wanted. They don't want people to know about.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: They're the ones that want to keep the secret.

Jack: It was about getting rid of the need that people would have to find where the child of God was born.

Cristina: Mm. That was the important thing.

Jack: It was to hide Atlantis. She was doing it for Atlantis.

Cristina: Yes. That's too much information. Yeah. It's not that the baby was evil or anything. They just knew it was special. And it's gonna attract people. No, but then why have her leave? Because if she had the baby there, what would have been the difference?

Jack: What would have been the difference? But people already knew, which is what you already said. Maybe people were told. Maybe people would have looked infinitely. And they were avoiding that. They know. Even if we're hiding.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, even if Jesus lived in Atlantis his whole life, people still had visions of Jesus. Would have. Outside of Atlantis.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because they were already having visions of Jesus before he was born.

Jack: Before he was born.

Cristina: So the only solution was to kick him out. Not really kick him out, but just. He can't be here if he's all, look for him here.

Jack: That is. Holy crap. That's amazing. You had to kick Jesus out in order to stop the attention from coming to Atlantis. People were having. You're totally right. You're totally right. They were having visions about Jesus thousands of years before he was born.

Cristina: That's why they needed to change the whole story. That's why they needed him white. It wasn't like the church was being evil or anything. I mean, they're probably still evil.

Jack: I mean. Yeah.

Cristina: They have infinite power.

Jack: Like, of course. But that wasn't even part of the plan. It was. The church was built around. And obviously that's why it always looks like lies and like there's holes left and right.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because the whole point of the church is an institution to really actually, in fact, the truth. Maybe the church was created by the people of the Persian Gulf oasis. Maybe the church was the original group. We're gonna go hide as Far from here as possible, where nobody's ever gonna find us. You few elite sold that we're going to leave out here. We're going to task you with the only job of making sure nobody ever finds us.

Cristina: That they have their own people on their mountain just hanging out and throwing books on top for some reason.

Jack: Nobody can go up top to the mountain, though.

Cristina: It has to do something with Atlantis. It's not just about the animals. There's something there about Atlantis as well.

Jack: It's weird that they left the area. Usually when you think of biblical things, there's an area of effect that seems to be the important area. So like, if you leave where old school Jehovah used to chill, he probably wouldn't know. And like, he's not gonna go follow you. You know, he affected this one region and that's all he ever affected. Yes, but the people of the Persian Gulf oasis did in fact move after a virgin was pregnant with the child that would then become.

Cristina: You said they moved.

Jack: They moved where? To Atlantis.

Cristina: Oh, was that after? Yeah, that didn't seem related.

Jack: It's. No, I'm not saying it's definitely happened after the fact.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because she left the Persian Gulf oasis.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now, they eventually went into Atlantis and they left people behind with the task of erasing their existence, which then later became the corrupt church. It's just the people who were here doing their job did do their job, but they did their job. You know, generations and generations down the line, this giant institution continues to modernize, morph, and holds on to powers it was given.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is that essentially what's happening?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: And then all these artifacts are just again, in an effort to hide. They don't even hide the fact that they're hiding things. They just hide things. They let you know they're hiding things. You just. You're used to them hiding things. You don't really question a lot of it. But they commonly hide things.

Cristina: But they wouldn't say they're hiding a lances.

Jack: No, they're just hiding a bunch of things that could confirm if put together in a perfect picture get made and parts of story be factually confirmed.

Cristina: Okay. See, But I don't think we'll ever find that out.

Jack: That's just random crap that's tangled up together. Yeah. There's also things that seem to be opposites.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: There's. In three different occasions, we have three different things that seem to be opposite. Number one is adrenochrome and alicorn. They somehow seem to Be more or less similar, but also opposite and different in the same ways that they're the same.

Cristina: They might be the same.

Jack: Well, no. One is just a bone and the other one is straight up jacked up, adrenaline filled blood from fear.

Cristina: True.

Jack: Like they're very different.

Cristina: But I think unicorns might come from that other place where the creatures feed.

Jack: Off of adrenochrome or their fairies can hop between both. But it's unknown where they come from.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. That means Atlantis is actually just. Then it's not really located on Earth.

Jack: Well, no, because the problem is that we. Unless we're saying that it's not. If it is a fairy, than Atlantis is magic and those aren't normal people. Like, I guess God was born there for a reason. Like that's essentially, you know, Mount Olympus. You know? Essentially. Yeah, exactly. Would have to be right at that point. If it's magic, then that's Mount Olympus.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If it's science and no, then yeah, they just made the horse.

Cristina: But maybe, I don't know. It's so complicated when you take. You think about what the other side is and the fairies and everything.

Jack: But it could be because again, the shadow realm is a freaking place and so much crap goes through there.

Cristina: Yes, it comes here and does crap.

Jack: But a unicorn doesn't seem to be in inciting fear and is in particularly peaceful places. In fact, the place that's particularly peaceful of all places. And that's the only place that it's seen. So it's not really using fear to show up.

Cristina: It's crown. It's crown. Horn isn't peaceful. It drives people mad.

Jack: It kind of does. Just the knowledge of it. But I think that's more about. I think that has more to do with human tendency.

Cristina: Are you sure? What if the whole unicorn is feeding off of that madness? How do you know?

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: It might be the most peaceful thing in the world, but like, because it's.

Jack: Sucking, it's like throwing any negativity outward.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Interesting. You think that the horn is making people go mad.

Cristina: Yeah. They want you to find that horn.

Jack: That's an actual fascinating kind of horror version of a unicorn.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That reminds me of that Santa Claus from Love of Death and Robots.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like that idea of like, yeah, it's still just as beautiful and just as majestic, but you're slowly gonna spiral into madness while you're around it.

Cristina: Mm. What if that makes so much sense too though?

Jack: That makes so much sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they, that means they do get it. It is just a horse up to shedding. It is a magic horn. It is a fairy of some sort.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it is shedding these horns that people are picking up. And you could do a lot.

Cristina: You will die.

Jack: You're gonna go crazy. But it takes knowing about it.

Cristina: Take something about. Yeah. Because you don't have to have it to go crazy.

Jack: You just need to know about it.

Cristina: Yeah. Like the people who did have it went crazy and died.

Jack: And people were around it.

Cristina: Yes. Still went crazy.

Jack: The school was hidden.

Cristina: They killed each other.

Jack: No. The people who didn't hear about it. No. If the school was just hidden in a public area and nobody knew that, it was just a secretly study the alicorn.

Cristina: But we don't know how many people in that school died.

Jack: Nobody in the school died. That happened later. They keep in mind they left the school to look for more scholars. They were perfectly fine. They built a school and the school was fine because nobody knew that the alicorn was there. Nothing happened to the people around there. Meanwhile, just word that somewhere across this border that stretches away God knows how many miles, somebody has alicorn. People who were further from the alicorn. Then somebody hearing about it at that very moment was from the school. And the people would go crazy immediately go crazy and go try to get it.

Cristina: Yeah, there's something magical happening.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: There's something other side. Like. I don't know.

Jack: It's really weird. Right.

Cristina: So that it is related somehow.

Jack: Right. They seem, or, I don't know, similar but different. They seem opposite. Like, I don't think they're related in that there's any real connection. They're just very similarly used.

Cristina: I don't know. There's so much like fairies. It's so hard not to see them.

Jack: But then adrenochrome has nothing to do with it. Fairies have nothing to do with adrenochrome.

Cristina: I'm pretty sure they do.

Jack: No, fairies don't need adrenochrome. Fairies travel both sides equally.

Cristina: Yes, but aren't they always, like pranking people and stuff? They're always.

Jack: What does that have to do with adrenochrome?

Cristina: Because they're getting something from people.

Jack: Not all fairies. Some fairies are majestic.

Cristina: I don't know. Are there any fairies like that? I don't know. They all seem dangerous.

Jack: There are very dangerous fairies out there. But there are fairies that are just peaceful. But the other thing that is tied to. To those two things are our realm and the shadow realm. There are many other realms and there are Many dimensions, but they don't connect somehow. The way that the shadow realm specifically connects with our realm. They seem equal, but opposite realm.

Cristina: And their realm, the shadow realm, the shadow room. Yeah. Yes, they are the opposite. I don't know. But they're not. Are they the same thing? I don't know.

Jack: I don't know. The tangled in weird ways. They're layered on top of each other.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then universe one and universe three, obviously opposite, equal something there. Now, people who saw tragedies coming and made measures are the Maya, the Egyptians and the Atlanteans. And they all, for whatever reason, took their different things underground, underwater, into space.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now, why the Mayans and Egyptians also did the thing. If we follow the logic that we just established that the Atlanteans became the Atlanteans after they left the Persian Gulf oasis and established a organization to help suppress the existence of the Atlanteans. So how. The story makes perfect sense. But the Mayans and the Egyptians also fled. What was the point?

Cristina: Maybe they wanted them to. Maybe it wasn't fleet of. They weren't fleeting.

Jack: Fleeing.

Cristina: Fleeing. They weren't fleeing the Atlanteans. They owe them so much. Maybe they told them, get out of here. Not in those words, but, you know.

Jack: But why? For what benefit?

Cristina: I don't know why they wanted to keep themselves a secret. Something must have happened that we don't know. There's a missing piece of why they want to be kept a secret. Even though beforehand there was a point where they were sharing everything with everyone. So something happened, or they saw something that was gonna happen, that they were like, nah, we're not gonna be involved anymore. We gotta be hidden. While they were doing the exact opposite beforehand, before Jesus, pre Jesus, they were sharing everything with everyone.

Jack: And you're saying all three of these people had the same. So the Atlanteans told. Okay, everybody. And that explains all the missing.

Cristina: Yes, because they cared about those. Or not care. I don't know.

Jack: All the people around the equator, many of these people just bloop off the face of the Earth.

Cristina: Yes. The most advanced people, in their eyes, not as advanced as them, but like the ones that they personally advanced.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: They were like, you gotta go away. Because they decided we're not gonna do this with the rest of the world. I don't know why. Why they specifically were like, we're gonna share everything with, then decide. Okay, now let's keep ourselves a secret.

Jack: Yeah. We're just gonna hide it now? What?

Cristina: Isn't that strange?

Jack: It is very Weird. They suddenly change your mind.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Then took only the people they advanced.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then fully vanish and leave behind none of the tech.

Cristina: No. Instead have the Church confuse everyone with exactly what happened.

Jack: Yes. Do effectively and almost every country allow some level of interaction, interacting with their. With their everything, essentially because the Catholic Church seems to somehow get away with interacting with everything. So you change the calendars so that everybody can be on the same schedule and the people know the people at top. You know, we Atlanteans are gonna put people in every possible country. You know, we're going to make sure that here's you with crazy tech blend in. You have the knowledge, you're going to put the seeds and together you're all going to evolve and make the thing happen so that us, as the group of Catholics, that we're going to make and take over and we're going to create this elaborate lie.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: But why? When take our homies.

Cristina: Jesus is our enemy. Especially if they take Mary back. It doesn't seem like.

Jack: It doesn't seem like it. It really seems like it was a privacy situation.

Cristina: But why if they weren't private beforehand.

Jack: They were particularly unprivate. They were sharing with everybody.

Cristina: That's what's confusing.

Jack: Like what happened to the Persian Gulf oasis people of the sea that they fled their home. And again, it's weird that if they gave. This is what I was trying to get to before. If they had the child in the Persian Gulf oasis and the. The land is the Holy Land. They left the Holy Land. Unless some quality about them is what led is there. Are their genetics holy or is the land holy? Did they abandon the Holy Land so that it wouldn't happen again and the next prophet had to come from there? Which is why they believe Muhammad Was Muhammad Iranian by some chance? Like, is he being born in that region? Is it always gonna be in the Persian Gulf oasis where the next prophet is bound born? And so they were okay with like, yeah, whoever wants to claim and claim him, we got the h*** out of there.

Cristina: But what I don't understand, did they get attacked? And who would attack them?

Jack: Who would attack them? Yep.

Cristina: Because I feel like that would be the only solution. Why would you hide yourselves if you're the most advanced thing out there and you're helping everyone advance to your level? Do you just realize, oh, there's someone more dangerous here and it's not the Church? Like it would be easy. Yeah, it would be so easy to point at them and say like they're the villain somehow.

Jack: But no, they Seem to just be part of whatever necessity to see people needed.

Cristina: What are they really scared of? Or who. Who are they really scared? It wasn't Jesus. It was someone.

Jack: Something that wanted Jesus.

Cristina: That wanted.

Jack: No, it wasn't even about Jesus. Getting rid of Jesus was somehow about removing attention.

Cristina: Exactly. For them to hide to a different location.

Jack: Yes. They abandoned the place.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now the question is, did they. Is the land the Holy Land?

Cristina: No, I think they. It was more important that they got out of there than anything.

Jack: No, I know that they got out of there. Do they not care? They could not. They could stop caring about the Holy Land.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is the idea that they're leaving and the genetics that they have is going to create more Jesuses because that's just what they can do. Or is the next Jesus from the Persian Gulf is the land what's holy? Or was it the Atlanteans? Is the next group of people. They're gonna flourish. But then that never happened. But it could be happening now. It took them millions of years to get where they were. So whoever's there now, the current Iranians would be the people who would eventually rise to power. Because whatever about that will give them prosperity or something, Right?

Cristina: I guess. But why did they leave? That's. I don't know.

Jack: Why did they leave and what did they leave behind? Or did they take it?

Cristina: Did they take it? Like, whoa, What? Who was scaring them? Who was scaring them?

Jack: Were they scared?

Cristina: Were they scared? They had to be.

Jack: Maybe it's part of a plan we don't comprehend somehow. Because why would they? Why would they. It can't be fear. You're the most overpowered thing on this planet.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You easily just reshaped the Earth by creating the Catholic Church. Easily. You're. You're almost. In fact, you could have been already Civilization 1. Who knows? Maybe you're already consuming that level of energy.

Cristina: Maybe this is more about the gods than anything. Or the demigods. If we want to say that. If there's two different gods, remember that the whole thing about one God trying to get to Adam and Eve, maybe. Who are hidden in Atlantic.

Jack: You think that it was like the.

Cristina: They're not hiding from people.

Jack: Get rid of Mary, who has Jesus. Get him out. Then we're gonna all move. We have to hide the portal, the entrance, the gateway to the Garden of Eden.

Cristina: Yes. From that demigod or whoever. That other thing.

Jack: Yes. The once Adam and Eve.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thicker plot.

Cristina: Yes. Maybe.

Jack: It could be. It could definitely be. We're just spitballing Here, man. I got nothing. This seems right so far.

Cristina: It seems right. Like what else are they gonna be afraid of? No one's advanced as they are. But there is a thing that's scarier than they are.

Jack: Which would have to be actual magic. Because we know bare minimum, whatever's on the other side of the shadow realm is not technology.

Cristina: Whatever it is though, wanted them dead. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Why would they care about Adam and Eve that much though? But they're hunting them.

Jack: There must be some real importance. So. So our focus should really be why Adam and Eve. That's the question we should be trying to answer.

Cristina: Because they're prototypes to us.

Jack: Maybe there's something valuable there.

Cristina: Yeah, like if you have the prototypes, you can make more.

Jack: But this is the most.

Cristina: And because you can get rid of us. Like weren't we killed off many times? But then. Then we somehow there's more of us anyway. With like Moses and whatever. Is it Moses? The one with the boat?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Who says their kids populated the earth? What if it was Adam and Eve that repopulated the earth after this?

Jack: Every time.

Cristina: Every time.

Jack: That's their purpose. Every time the apocalypse happens. Do it again.

Cristina: Yeah, could be.

Jack: Could be. And this is weird, but I guess it's accurate because this is like the start of like where they are on based born as always from Atlantis. And where the Messiah is born from is also Atlantis. Is that. Is that the idea here? Like they both come from the sea people? I guess the location doesn't matter because they move. Yes, that's. The location is obscure. The sea people.

Cristina: The sea people aren't even important. I think is the Adam and Eve part is the important part.

Jack: But how are they in charge of protecting Adam and Eve? How is that relevant? How do they connect? They're just technology.

Cristina: More children of Adam and Eve. I don't know.

Jack: Could be.

Cristina: Their duty is to protect the people that will create more of us if something horrible happens. If they do see a future where we stop existing because we. Whatever. Apocalypse because we're attacking each other or whatever. The situation with global warming. Whatever you wanted to say is the end of the world reason they have. They have a restart.

Jack: Holy crap. Dude. Yeah. Yeah, that totally makes sense. 100%. That's why it's. It wasn't just them. And what is underneath the Sphinx? A freaking archive, bro. An archive of what? Of the data from Atlantis. The specs for construction and all the data of the Atlanteans. What's beneath the Mayan structures. Another giant cache of information. Interesting. What is it? Archives. Specifically what? The construction details and all of the records from the Atlanteans. And then these three civilizations, the Atlanteans, the Mayans and the Egyptians, all poof into thin air. All disappeared. All go nowhere. Okay, so they left with a bunch of information. And if they contain Adam and Eve, presumably the information to restart humanity is there.

Cristina: And it's just important information to keep.

Jack: It's important information to keep. You gotta make sure it stays safe. Split it up, make copies of it.

Cristina: Keep it. So once whatever happens to us happens to us, and there's no more us.

Jack: Get somebody, they already have somebody off the planet. Bury somebody in the ground and put one in the water. And the people in the ground. It's not just in the ground. It's digital, too.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So there's all the data. All the data replicated over and over, hidden many different places. You're assuring replication is possible?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: I think so, too.

Cristina: That makes sense. And also, they're hiding from a demigod, or whatever we want to call him.

Jack: Something that's after them.

Cristina: Yes, from the other side. But I think it's because he wants them. And maybe that's why, because he wants people to worship him.

Jack: He wants to start over with himself as the God.

Cristina: Yeah. So he needs those two to repopulate the Earth after. If he could get rid of us. But he's not gonna get rid of us if he doesn't have them, because then there will be no one to worship him.

Jack: That checks out pretty hard.

Cristina: Yeah. As long as they hide him, I guess we're safe from whatever this thing is.

Jack: And the Catholic Church is the one who are helping the most with that.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. How odd. No, this doesn't make sense somehow. And yet somehow it does.

Jack: Somehow makes perfect sense. Which is weird, but we'll have to pack this another time where we've totally run over time.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But definitely.

Cristina: Whoa. I think. I think we got something. We're touching something.

Jack: We're touching something. We made hella progress right now because we collected a lot of information. We had more to work with this time to really, like. Why does a bunch of this look the same? I know. The dots are connecting one way or another. Pretty good picture we're building.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, so, guys, you can contact us as usual on all socials. Just convopod. That's on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, wherever.

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Cristina: Yes, this is the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: That's a problem we have. We. Could we classify the things we don't understand is crazy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just right off the bat, they're crazy. They're strange or weird. What they're doing is not normal, I guess. No, it's not. What they're doing is. Even if it's common, we've, like, divided the words normal and common, although they mean relatively the same things.

Cristina: Do you have examples of something common and normal? Yeah, like that. You would say it's one or the other. You're saying.

Jack: No, I'm saying the words used to be the same thing.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But we've divided the words, so even if something is common, we will still think it's not normal. So, for example, in the past, nerds were common but not normal. Now they're common and normal. Yeah, they were always normal, technically speaking.

Cristina: But the rest of the people didn't want to see them as normal.

Jack: Yeah. And that's strange that we would just opt into dividing those words. Every school had nerds.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Everybody knows a nerd. If you don't know a nerd, it's cause you are the f****** nerd.

Cristina: Okay, say that again.

Jack: If you don't know a nerd, it's because you are the f****** nerd.

Cristina: Yes, I think I'm the nerd. No, I think I know the nerds. Oh, man. It's both situations. I don't know.

Jack: You know nerds, and you are a nerd. Wubba dub a dub dub luba.

Cristina: Good night. Good morning.

Jack: Wubba dubba dub dub. Wubba dubba dub dub luba dub.

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Rambling 213: Antonio Dracos Alicorn

Are there examples of unicorns being magical? What exactly does acquiring unicorn horns do? And is there a deeper paper trail of the existence of this mysterious merchant? The duo dive deeper into the lore of unicorns and are taken straight to public records where mentions of a familiar merchant steal the show.

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  • Proof of Unicorn Magic
  • Mystical Horns
  • Alicorn Powder
  • Purifying Tears
  • Sacred Blood Blood
  • The Greek Merchant
  • Russian Turkish War
  • Mount Athos

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd, baffling ideas. Like how weird it is that you can say Ben before Aflac, the bird from the. The insurance company. Affleck is insurance, right? Yeah, Affleck.

Cristina: No, I'm. Wait, what's his real name?

Jack: Affleck.

Cristina: And the insurance is Aflac. Are you sure? Is it that similar?

Jack: I. I think. Yeah, I think it's pretty close. I think Ben Affleck and Affleck bird might be one in the same. Now that I think about it, that's the same.

Cristina: That Affleck. Affleck. You know, it has an E, but.

Jack: There'S a T there too, right? Ben Affleck. No, it's just Ben Affleck.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, crap. It's closer than I thought. And then it's Insurance.

Cristina: Affleck, Aflac. Affleck. Oh, my God.

Jack: Oh, my God. Ben Affleck.

Cristina: He was a goose all along.

Jack: He was a goose all along.

Cristina: Is that a goose?

Jack: I think so. Yeah. It's either a goose or a duck or something.

Cristina: Looks like a big duck. But.

Jack: But look, the point is this shows about getting down to the bottom of things. And, like, what better way to start than by assuring the listeners that Ben Affleck was a goose all along.

Cristina: No, I think. Is it. I'm so confused.

Jack: It could be a duck. It could be a duck. It could be a duck. I don't, like, have a clear. A visual. Oh, no, that's a duck.

Cristina: That's a duck. Yeah, man.

Jack: There is an actual Ben Affleck. Good times. Internet is always the winner. Nothing wins against the Internet. But.

Cristina: But we were not the only person on to come up with Ben Affleck and Ben Affleck.

Jack: No, it just checks out. It makes sense as a thing. But that being said, we. Not last episode. Because last episode, the random spiral into no man's land that I embarked on happened. But before that episode, we were dealing with unicorns.

Cristina: The last episode wasn't unicorns also. No, no. It was about the world. Okay. Ancient stuff.

Jack: Yeah. I was led there by unicorns.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: But unicorn was not the point of that episode. But two episodes back, unicorns was the point. And I was supposed to jump on the search that I had just done for this for today, for now. But again, I got sidetracked into a bunch of ancient civilizations But I actually did what I said, which was go look. You wanted to know about proof.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Of what things had unicorns done to.

Cristina: Count them as magical.

Jack: To count them as magical.

Cristina: So far, it's just we see them, therefore they're magical. Which makes no sense.

Jack: Well, I have a fascinating, fascinating series of things. And then I have an ancient civilization for you. Another one that happens to have kept enough records to have the mention of unicorn repeatedly.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And such well kept records, in fact, that we can trace people and their movements across the globe if we wanted to. So I did.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You're gonna be blown away by where this goes, but let's start. Let's start.

Cristina: How many of these have to do with virgins?

Jack: I totally ignored the versions route.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Did it pop up a lot?

Jack: But it was almost the same thing. It was starting to get to the point where it was like, this wasn't really thought out. It really just felt like the fantasy of the time, you know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like now, dude, you're like, yeah, I want to get pegged by my chick. But back then it was like, I want my chick to be on a unicorn or get f***** by a unicorn or I don't know, something like that. Okay, but not the point. The unicorn was actually mentioned directly in the Bible.

Cristina: Really? But some other mythical animals too, probably.

Jack: Yes, many other mythical animals. Which then establishes the fact that unicorns were what they were talking about because they weren't being confused by the other things they mentioned with horns. Okay, so they were really just that. But also, fair enough. The Bible has just a bunch of fantasy crap happening everywhere. Yes, but in the book Numbers 23:22 specifically says, God brought them out of Egypt. He hath, as it were, the strength of a unicorn. Interesting.

Cristina: So they're saying unicorns are strong. That's not magical, but magical.

Jack: No, that's just because horses are strong.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Any random horse with a defective skull that has a protrusion from it could still just be equally strong as a horse.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And in the Cheronomy 33:17 mentioned again, his glory is like the fist, the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns. Again, nothing special going on there. Just two instances. But I'll get to the magic.

Cristina: The point is that I found unicorns being mentioned. But in the second one, who are they talking about? Do you have any idea?

Jack: No, I was just looking for mentions of the situation specifically. Like, is there unicorns in this text?

Cristina: Okay, there is.

Jack: Yes. Something really weird that I found the absence of And I looked.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And I looked through all the holes I usually do when I can't find something. Like the dark spots. Not a single shred of unicorns mentioned alongside adrenochrome.

Jack: Which after Harry Potter. Makes perfect sense that somebody would think that up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Nowhere.

Cristina: Nothing about their own blood, though, being used?

Jack: No, no, no. Their blood is used, but it's not adrenochrome.

Cristina: Does it work the same?

Jack: Doesn't seem like it. It has features, but not.

Cristina: It's not the same for sure.

Jack: For sure. So unicorn blood first. It's a thick golden substance.

Cristina: It's cold.

Jack: Interesting thick golden substance. And it's used primarily in potions of sorts. Spell casting potions, specifically, not drinking potions.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it's quite often used to create a vessel, a body for disembodied soul. It's how you make a functional homunculus. If you can drag the soul out, you just form the body. They were making a body but not having the soul.

Cristina: Wait, yeah.

Jack: You can make a soul. To put.

Cristina: So then that story of that guy who was selling it to people, was he just saying, like, it could cure you or whatever? That's what people thought. Like, when they drunk it and then, like, they die. Can he jump in? No. I guess. When he dies, can he jump into their bodies?

Jack: No. There needs to be somebody conducting a spell.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: As far as we know, he's like.

Cristina: What if he made a spell? I don't know how.

Jack: Yes. Like, in theory, you could probably create some sort of trap spell. Yes. Yeah, but that would be quite elaborate. Yes, but it's possible. It couldn't be, like, written off as impossible. If we're talking magic as possible, then yes, a trap spell would by default be. And yeah, he could hack somebody's house. He could put lie about what he's giving somebody.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And then have a link of some sort that allows them to. Yeah, but sure, possible. Definitely. But it's mainly used from a magic standpoint when you're making the body.

Cristina: When you're making a body, you have.

Jack: To make an artificial body. It's not to move somebody.

Cristina: Oh, what? You're making a body?

Jack: You're making a body. That's why I used a homunculus as an example. You're making a body.

Cristina: But how do you make a body?

Jack: With the potion and the magic. It's a spell of sorts.

Cristina: It makes a body.

Jack: You use the potion. Yes. And the other parts of the spell to manifest a body. A body for a soul.

Cristina: Okay, that's weird. What?

Jack: There's probably a spell we can look up and do if you needed to know it on a granular level.

Cristina: No, but it just. Magic equals body. I don't.

Jack: Yeah. It would be like if you started waving a wand over an empty area, and then a bunch of light started to begin, and then it overtook the spot, and then the light fades and.

Cristina: There'S just either horrifying, but okay.

Jack: Yeah. And then you move a soul into it, giving it consciousness.

Cristina: So this spell is, like, ridiculous, because it's not just making you a body, it's also, like, you could put whatever soul you want into that body.

Jack: Yeah, well, it needs to be a soul that doesn't have a body.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Somebody dead.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: So. Yeah, it's overpowered. Unicorn crap is overpowered. The. This is overpowered. It is. If you were to drink the same blood, you would be immortal.

Cristina: Drinking the unicorn's blood will make you immortal?

Jack: Yep. One shot. One shot, you're just mortal.

Cristina: Then why would you even waste your magic on making a body? I guess, like, if you're trying to bring someone back to life. Yeah, I guess. Okay, that makes sense.

Jack: Yes. That is the way that I think that would be most likely. You.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. Because I'm thinking about yourself. Like, why would you do that? If you could just drink the blood and live forever, why would you move into another body now?

Jack: The horn can be used to grant immortality as well, but only as long as you're regularly consuming teas made from the powder. So a potion, Essentially. As long as you're consuming the potion made by Alicorn, you will remain immortal. So it needs to stay in your system and it will keep you immortal.

Cristina: Is that. Somehow I don't get why that would be the option. If you have the option of the blood or the horns, unless you're. I guess it's more reasonable because what if you do want to die? At least you have the option.

Jack: You have the option. While you drink the blood, you're just screwed. Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. So that kind of makes sense.

Jack: Yeah. Interesting other things about the horn. Holding it gives you infinite energy. As long as you're in contact with it, you are some savage of sorts. It's not even drinking it. This is contact with the horn, Just touching it.

Cristina: I need a horn. What?

Jack: Yeah. Endless stamina. It makes the. Holding. It just holding it makes the holder capable of seeing magic auras. You could tell what beings are magic beings by holding. By being in contact with this. These are abilities just for touching it?

Cristina: Yeah. There's more than One, I guess there's two so far, but is there more?

Jack: Yeah. If you were to drink from the horn, you would cure any ailment. You don't even need alicorn.

Cristina: You just putting something into the horn and then drinking.

Jack: Yeah. Pour water into it and drink the water. The water's been purified.

Cristina: And then you feel better, and then.

Jack: You will heal poisoning or any disease you've gotten.

Cristina: Who's testing all this out?

Jack: This is just stories from history. A lot of them are Greek.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Holding it halts aging as well. Again, the immortality. But not just you won't die, but you won't age either, as long as you're in contact with. You're not aging for that period of time.

Cristina: Okay, so if you just decide to drink the. The blood, you will live forever, but you'll still be aging.

Jack: I'm assuming that with the blood, you've got pure immortality. Like, that's age. And you're not dying while coming in contact with this keeps you young and keeps you like it's. Yeah, it's immortality again, as long as you're touching it. Yeah, but as you stop touching it.

Cristina: You'Re mortal again, undrinking from it. Not drinking from the powder.

Jack: Drinking the powder regularly would keep you from aging for that period of time and will keep you from dying from any natural causes for that time.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Now, teas made and potions made from the horn can heal anything nice. Of course, they provide special abilities of different sorts, depending on who drinks it. That's the closest. Yeah, that's the closest thing to adrenochrome that I could find. But it doesn't seem like anybody becomes dependent on it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The closest thing to dependency is needing to ritually drink the thing. But again, if you just choose that you want to die, you still have the option. So there's reasons to stop taking it. This specifically, if you drink the powder. Yeah. You actually get eternal youth separate from immortality. So maybe you don't have eternal youth after you drank the blood. Maybe you do just have immortality. There is a difference. Unless it's establishing that there is a difference here between the two things. You can make a tea that will give you mortality, and you can make a tea that will give you youth. While drinking the blood gives you both youth and immortality. And being in contact with it, as long as you're in contact with it gives you both the things.

Cristina: That sounds so complicated that drinking it. You can get different things. But it's like, is it because you're making it differently it's in your body.

Jack: You're touching it in one aspect, it's part of you in the other. Now, something we did not consider, didn't cross my mind last time, is unicorn tears is apparently a thing.

Cristina: What do you mean? Like, people drink unicorn tears?

Jack: Yes. The unicorn tears is the equivalent of drinking unicorn blood. So in theory, you could trap a unicorn.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And drink its tears to acquire the same things you would get from the blood.

Cristina: That is so awful you could sell.

Jack: It if you wanted to. In fact, that is the only other thing I know that has been sold other than alicorn.

Cristina: Someone's selling unicorn tears?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: What is it? A merchant? It's a merchant that travels.

Jack: No, no. There's a whole complex story going on with that. Now, another interesting thing about this tear, which I'm assuming happens with the blood as well, but I'm thinking people are greedy with the blood because it's a one shotter, as opposed to the tears, which you can probably continue to milk. But a single teardrop can. Can heal thousands of people. That's the level of potency it has. You can continue to make from that one thing.

Cristina: That's crazy. How do you even. Like how.

Jack: Now, interesting part about that. There is a town in Greece.

Cristina: That's exactly what I thought you were going to say. Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Called.

Jack: Where is the name of this town?

Cristina: Unicornia.

Jack: Unicornia. It's called Simia or something like that. It's the weirdest name.

Cristina: Smurf. Are they blue?

Jack: Oh, no. Okay, so it was in a poros. There was a. What was I trying to tell you?

Cristina: Something happened in a town in Greece. I don't know.

Jack: What was it we were talking about specifically? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a illness going around, and a single teardrop was dropped into a pond, and it healed the. And all the people living off of that water later, attracting some interesting people, which I'll get to in a moment. Let me just go over some of these last details about unicorns. You want specific instances of unicorns being magic outside of their body parts, being used for things?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There have been unicorns. Let's see. They can heal wounds by touching it with their horn. People have gone into the woods seeking what they have referred to as the. The. The. The forest spirit, which has been described as a horned horse.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And they go there to be healed, be touched by its sacred horn. And they come back. The unicorn in all of these instances is one with a spiral horn, not just a pointy one.

Cristina: Are there different types of unicorns?

Jack: Could be. Not entirely sure. Similar to the instance of its tears purifying the water in Poros. There's also a unicorn that would regularly walk over a lake in the Persian Gulf, which, ironically, we just talked about as well, when we were talking about ancient civilizations. And where it would walk would be purified and clear, and people would drink that water and people would use that water to heal.

Cristina: Any mentions of anyone having them as.

Jack: Pets, I did not see anything about that.

Cristina: They all just wild.

Jack: Yeah. Because the other interesting thing, which is what I'm getting to now, is that they seem to be capable of not just being elusive out in the wild and outpacing anything trying to see them, but if they happen to be cornered, they can just disappear in front of you.

Cristina: Then how did people get their blood, their horn?

Jack: It's tricky.

Cristina: That's gotta be really tricky.

Jack: Yeah. You got.

Cristina: Again, it's that rare, a dying unicorn.

Jack: Because they're immortal themselves. If they can just be in front of you and not see you, you have an advantage. It's. It's this rare. It's that level of rarity.

Cristina: I wonder if they can heal their horn, though, like, if these people are.

Jack: I'm sure if you got the horn, you killed the thing. I'm sure. That said, at that point, you're using all of its parts, and we're talking about the effectiveness of all its parts.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because I don't think you'd be able to take its horn and it be alive and conscious. Now, another interesting thing about unicorns, which again, adds to the elusive. They can walk defying gravity. Unicorn can move vertically as if it were walking on the ground. And almost all the Greek stories have that being the instance of it eluding people. You chase it through the woods, and at some point it just starts becoming a little more vertical, and it just up, up, up, and now just above the trees, and you can't catch it.

Cristina: That's funny.

Jack: Yeah. So it's like if it's not outpacing you on the ground and somehow you kept up. Okay. It'll just alter its degree enough to.

Cristina: That's very interesting to see.

Jack: Yeah. So those are some of. And now every single one of those things I've told you come from a Greek source. All of them.

Cristina: Okay. Different sources or.

Jack: Yeah, different sources. Okay, so let's begin. When we were talking about unicorns, we talked about the merchant.

Cristina: Yes. He's coming back.

Jack: The merchant's coming back. Apparently, my mistake was looking through these more public records that were of people's direct Sighting as opposed to looking through actual documents kept. Because when you go through actual documents kept, this man has been tracked. And people were kind of confused and interested in this man. He's been mentioned and he's been in a lot of places. So let us begin with where the first mention of this guy is.

Cristina: Do we have any of his writing? Did he keep any stories or anything? The pizza fun later on?

Jack: No, he just seems to have been a merchant. I don't know if he was even literate because of which you'll see here. Okay, so the merchant in question has a name and his name is Antonio Dracos.

Cristina: That's a very strange name.

Jack: Translates to dragon. Antonio Dragon.

Cristina: He definitely deals with the dread of. With that type of name.

Jack: Hey, who knows? But let us go to where this starts to matter. It is 1730. This is nine years before we had sightings of him in 1739.

Cristina: How many years?

Jack: Nine years prior to the information I provided last time we talked about this man. So this documentation, all of these are just random records kept by record keepers of different sorts. I don't know the relevance or the importance of any of the records. There was a lot. A lot like I was trying to.

Cristina: You have locations?

Jack: Yes, sometimes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're all happening in Greece. All the records are being in Captain Greece. His movements are tracked because I guess when he returns, he reports his activities. I'm not sure what the case might be. So 19, I mean 1730, Antonio Dracos is given what he was told was unicorn horn at the Jordan river by a Russian man claiming it was from a mountain in Greece. The Russian man handed the horn over prior to his death at the hands of the military. There is no further explanation at what the f***. Why he was being attacked by the military.

Cristina: So this random dude gave the merchant the unicorn that he just uses? Not the unicorn, but the uniform horn that he gives to everyone else.

Jack: Yes. Interesting. Presumably he receives this horn because he's a merchant. And the guy is just like here, there's actually his name, his Russian man named John.

Cristina: John.

Jack: Yeah. I don't know why he was John, but yeah, his name was John. And this Russian man named John was claiming it came from a mountain in Greece, hands it to him and tells him it's the horn of a unicorn. There's no specification if he was told what to do with it or anything.

Cristina: That's so weird. He was just. Well, I mean, who knows? He's just. That's all that they have.

Jack: Yes. And he could not press forward and ask more because the man who provided it, the Russian man, was murdered shortly after by the military. So he couldn't find out, like, what did you hand me and why?

Cristina: Yes, but he figured it out. I'm guessing if he was giving it to people.

Jack: That's unclear.

Cristina: What's unclear?

Jack: Any of this information I provided before, it was all non professional records.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The closest to professional we had was the captain of the ship. The rest of them were just people writing in journals, essentially, old records that somebody retrieved, put away and like somehow successfully matched it to the.

Cristina: He said that he saw him give it to people or he was. Just saw him offering it and he assumed.

Jack: Yes, he made the connection. He didn't. He didn't see any of the of happen.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He like, definitely saw situations that were suspicious and he's like. It seemed like it would be the thing.

Cristina: And these stories, the new stories that are actually the older stories that you're bringing up, he doesn't sell it to anyone.

Jack: You would find out when we arrive at that point.

Cristina: But you just said that he doesn't.

Jack: I said he. I didn't say he doesn't hand it out.

Cristina: Sure.

Jack: Yeah. But anyways, so that happened in 1730. He receives it from a random Russian guy, no idea where it came from, gets told it's from Greece. He's Greek.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: By the way, he's Greek. And. Yeah, okay, fine. So two years go by before this is mentioned again. Mm, weird.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is like a ridiculous amount of time for you to have something crazy like this. The next mention is 1732. Dracos delivers the horn to a priest, Nicolas Severino Albini. Nicolas Averillo Albini in Poros, Greece, which is one of the people attracted by the lake that was purified by the alleged tears of Anacorn. He was led there because of that.

Cristina: The priest.

Jack: Priest was led to that lake because of that, where Dracos then goes and meets the priest. So the priest has been there for a while. He was drawn to that lake because something odd that happened there. Now, while at that lake, he uses the horn to repurify it. And it works.

Cristina: What does that even mean? Like, how can they tell that it's being purified?

Jack: Well, according to them, yeah, according to them, it was toxic water. It was foggy, it was dirty, it was not safe. And then they touched it with the unicorn horn and it became clear instantaneously.

Cristina: Then he tried to steal it.

Jack: Well, it was definitely an illuminating moment. So now they claim it purified the hot spring. It was A natural spring that was there and it didn't heal this man. But in doing that, because again, he was drawn there by like, this is holy water of some sort, but it never turned out to be holy. While he was there is a priest looking for something related to God and he gets here. And this is a dirty lake that was said to be purified. Well, when the spring is purified, a man named, a bishop actually named Lackavos II was suffering a lot of pain and ill. And the spring fully healed this man according to both Dracos and the priest.

Cristina: Okay, what was he dying from?

Jack: Not dying, but he just had illnesses of the past that are probably easily dealt with with like an aspirin, but back then would just murder you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So yeah, the following year, 1733, that's.

Cristina: The end of that story.

Jack: This is just random.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Things that show up here and there. Dracos and Albini still hanging out together.

Cristina: It seems cool. Okay. That's what I wanted to know.

Jack: Established a research organization and disguised it as an evangelical school.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The sole purpose was to bring the greatest minds in the world and study the horn, which according to the priest, possessed ability to define nature. That was specifically in a record in quotes. That was direct quote from the priest. Possessed the ability to defy nature was the words that man used.

Cristina: So he thinks it's magical.

Jack: He thinks it's magical. He did not at any moment say it's from God.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I was about to say.

Jack: Now I respect this priest for not making that conclusion by default.

Cristina: That's so weird that he didn't.

Jack: But that's really weird that he didn't. But it's also weird that he would pull people other than other priests. Yeah, he was already open minded. He was looking for any perspective. What are we looking at?

Cristina: Yeah, but that's just crazy because you would assume he would just connect the dots to God without needing any or. Well, no, it being evil.

Jack: Like religion is a cult today. And religion was a cult surrounding the ideology of Jesus in a specific form. But religion has not always been the case. Isaac Newton was a Catholic. You know, Christians have been some of the most open minded people in the world and the most progressive people in the world. It's the cultists that believe that science is not a gift from God, but rather that despite all your scientific advancements, God is. It's like, no, okay. Everything could have been God, all of it, even the things we've made. So chill. Scientists believe of the old believe that logic.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The Enlightenment era was filled with that idea that, well, how do we supersede the sciences and religions? Well, let's dive headfirst into the philosophies.

Cristina: Okay. And they made a school.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: So explore the. What it could do.

Jack: Yes. They made a school with the intent of attracting the greatest minds, bring them together and in. Just figure this thing out. Now, it's really interesting that this would be happening around the 1730s to 1740s, because 1730s to about 1760s is considered the Enlightenment here. Interesting that this thing would start moving right at the beginning of that bracket. And you'll notice that it cuts it kind of close to the very end that we mark as the end of the Alienman era. Weird coincidence.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The plot thickens now. Two more years go by, man.

Cristina: Okay, yeah.

Jack: Now he's been with his horn for five years.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: 1735 on its way to a study collective along the Russian Turkish border. Word gets out about an object capable of granting immortality. Leaders and the military on either side of the border immediately try to acquire the horn, taking the lives of several of the scholars in the process.

Cristina: Oh, snap.

Jack: Okay, Draco and Albini go on the run. They're still together so far. Nice buddy cop situation going on. Bromance. Yes. I looked into different. Oh, by the way, again, I don't know. These are just records. But weirdly enough, this ties into a lot of real things that happened at the same time.

Cristina: Like what?

Jack: There was a Russian guy named John who was a really important, like, religious figure. The records don't make any attempt to connect the two dots. So it could just. This is probably just a different guy who's Russian named John, but another Russian guy named John. It was another Russian guy named John. Okay, yeah, that was weird coincidence.

Cristina: Was there another guy named Antonio or whatever his name is?

Jack: Dracos. No, that's the only one I found of him. I only found one because I did go. I had the same thought, like, is this being stolen from throughout the world? I only found one priest called Nico. I could confirm his existence. I could confirm. A lot of the stuff here is just how some of this sticks out. And it's like, man, it's totally possible this guy was that guy over there. And like, well, this is just a record. This problem. This guy had to be objective. He couldn't put religion into it. And he just saw a guy who did a thing and whatever recorded it. Meanwhile, that biblical figure over there did the same thing. And it's like this guy recorded an actual record about something in The Bible. It's like, holy crap, dude. So some of that was happening.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Like solid records about things like that. And like. Yeah. So the. The Russian John, biblical figure.

Cristina: The Russian. Yeah, Named John.

Jack: The Russian named John, biblical figure. Now, not the same guy because it seems like gap.

Cristina: Wait, they're both Russian?

Jack: They're both Russian, yes. But there's a gap between them. Okay, yeah, like the. Basically you look up the Russian John, some sort of bishop, and he was. He died in the. In like 120.

Cristina: So the merchant and the bishop or whatever he is, the priest. Priests are both Russian.

Jack: No, they're Greek. I think I know that. Antonio Dracos is Greek.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah, I think Nikolai might be. He was either Irish or something like that.

Cristina: I don't remember. Oh, okay.

Jack: He's just traveling scholars for the most part. So they just met him West Bubba or whatever. Actually, no, he might be himself. Greek. I think they're both Greek. I'm not entirely sure.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: But yeah.

Cristina: So they're on the run.

Jack: Yeah, they go on the run following the. Okay, now again, I'm looking. My point of saying this is that I'm looking, you know, I'm confirming things. I'm trying to make sure that these records aren't just bull crap. And yes, there was a crazy war that happened in between Russia and Turkey. Allegedly a political war that was erupted by an unknown situation directly happening at the border, which in these records happen to have a unicorn horn traveling right down the middle. And then two different sides spaz out and try to attack. So there's actually confirmation that a war broke out about some object. Unclear what it was, object or circumstance. Something happened in between both borders that immediately set things off. They claimed it was all political related.

Cristina: But it could be unicorn or related.

Jack: Yeah. Because this thing lines up perfectly in official records.

Cristina: Mm What? How far does their story go?

Jack: We will find out as it progresses.

Cristina: But like, it's a long story.

Jack: It's a story.

Cristina: Now.

Jack: It was last time we hear from them in 1735. Now it is 1739. This is where we had our first note from the people that I provided as sources last time. Like, because we saw him from 1739.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To 1741 in three countries touching each other. Now we've just been traveling all over the place. Russia, Turkey.

Cristina: We were in Greece, but they're all still. Those are relatively close.

Jack: Just farther than we traveled before. But now he also has a lot more time to get from one place to another, because we're talking 10 years from one point to another. Yeah, so there's that. This makes a lot more sense. But 1739, Albini is killed.

Cristina: Which one's Albini?

Jack: He is the priest.

Cristina: Priest. Okay.

Jack: And the horn is believe lost, ending a great conflict that had begun between Russia and Turkey, of course, which literally ended around that point. Confirmable both in this unrelated record and in the actual records of war.

Cristina: But that's weird because there's still a guy with a unicorn horn. Like, why did they stop? Did they think when they killed that.

Jack: Guy disappeared, they couldn't find it?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It just. Poof.

Cristina: That's crazy. Okay.

Jack: Yes. 1740. This is the second time we see him. While hiding out in the island of Chios in Greece, Drakos meets a man named John. A different man named John claims to have come in contact with a unicorn horn ages ago. Warns Drakos that simply touching it has drastically affected his life. Now, this was unclear if he meant him touching it or you touching it has affected your life.

Cristina: Now it sounds like time travel.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: I don't know if it's somehow the same guy you mentioned. Like, the dead coming back and stuff. Like. Is this John? Did he come back?

Jack: No, this is. He knew John.

Cristina: This John, though.

Jack: Yeah. This isn't the Russian John.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Some other guy who's experienced weird things with the unicorn.

Jack: Yes. He says it's been a long time. Like ages ago, I experienced an encounter with a unicorn horn. You've messed up.

Cristina: But how? He doesn't explain what?

Jack: No, these are just almost like blurbs, essentially. Record keeping was whack back then, but then again, this was also the most advanced level of recording.

Cristina: This would be the closest to, like, it can do bad. It could be similar to adrenochrome, but.

Jack: Yeah, totally didn't specify any of that. Yeah, some weird middle ground, essentially. But we go then a little farther. So he meets a guy named John. And this guy named John, direct, straight, goes to the residence of a theologian and philosopher, Vilkentios de Mados. There he meets a carpenter as well, who went by the name of Harrison.

Cristina: Okay, I thought you say John again, but okay.

Jack: No. So we got the models and we.

Cristina: Have Harrison Carpenter and a what again?

Jack: A carpenter. And the other one is a theologian and philosopher. And he meets them there as directed by John, who then saw him with the horn and it's like, you messed up, but okay, you need the next lead. Go that way. That's where you need to go with this thing now. Okay. There are many people who have Seen unicorn horns at this point. We have the guy who gave it to him. We have the people he's shown it to. Philosophers. Entire collective of people who got together. Yeah. Just trying to study this thing in secrecy without the word getting out. We saw what happened the second. The second the word got out.

Cristina: Countries at war.

Jack: Countries at war. Instantaneously.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So this is an interesting problem. To have to own this thing. That seems to be the real deal.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And not know what to do with it. You can't. Obviously you can't. Just. My. My idea here is Draco's. Keeps wandering with this thing because he doesn't want it to fall into the wrong hands. That's my theory. Because why is he still traveling with this thing?

Cristina: Yes. But he still wants to show it to people too.

Jack: He wants to study it. He hasn't shown it to strangers. He's always taking it to the next person who should see it. Not a stranger.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's always the next individual that should see it. That's somebody who has a different perspective. Somebody who studies things. Somebody who's experienced in some manner, shape, or form related to some manner, shape or form of something they've seen similar. It's weird that no hunters are mentioned in the story or anything of that nature, because that seems like something that would make perfect sense.

Cristina: Yes. I still wonder, like, what was that warning about?

Jack: What was the warning about? That's unclear. This man is like bad luck for you, bro. Alternatively, one of the things you get from touching the horn is you have infinite luck while you're in contact with it. That was actually one of the abilities. Luck. Go gamble while holding that horn. It's going to work out.

Cristina: That's awesome. Okay. I mean, I guess the only. The only real bad luck is people trying to kill you.

Jack: Yeah. Which is happening instantaneously. And they lost many intelligent minds because of their presence around it.

Cristina: Mm. I don't know. It's tricky.

Jack: Interesting problem. Right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So this thing has traveled quite the distance. There's been a million places. And 1950 rolls by after he's met Demon. This is. This is the leap. This is a 10 year jump. The last time we hear from him, he came. He came. It was 1740. We only hear from him. Following the last note is the captain's logs for his ship. And that's only one year after this point. Which means we have no record of him from 1741 to 1750. And then all we have is in 1750, the Draco dies. According to the models, as a result of an experiment conducted on the remaining fragments of the horn. Something.

Cristina: Say that again.

Jack: Dracos dies according to the mottos.

Cristina: Which one's the models?

Jack: The philosopher, theologian. He. As a result of an experiment conducted on the remaining fragments of the horn. What happened in the nine years? Where's the rest of it? Why is it fragmented?

Cristina: Well, he's been testing out that whole time.

Jack: Fair enough. You're thinking this whole time it's just these people and whoever else. Like scientists and philosophers that could get together just working on it quietly telling nobody because it was just too dangerous to have out there.

Cristina: Okay, but what? That doesn't even make sense because it's supposed to keep you alive forever. But somehow he died from it.

Jack: I. Something happened relative to it. We don't know what Draco said it was. Dimato said it was part of an experiment.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it could have might have not been the horn. Maybe he's too much energy shot out of the thing at once and killed him. Who knows? Harrison still with them? The carpenter. Weird.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Takes one third of the remaining fragments back. Actually, no. Takes 2/3 of the remaining fragments back to England and leaves one third for the models. Divides those two thirds he took into two sets. One to remain in England and the other is given to an American named Franklin. Spread between these two countries. Why don't I.

Cristina: What's this Franklin?

Jack: Dunno. Some connection of Harrison.

Cristina: What? It's so random. This carpenter just decides I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna give it to this other guy.

Jack: Been with these two other people and who knows how many others for the last nine years.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's not just a carpenter.

Cristina: But what is he planning to do? Did they say.

Jack: Now we don't hear from any of these people directly anymore. We have a gap. That record was in 1750, 1810.

Cristina: How many years is that?

Jack: That is 60 years later.

Cristina: Someone's. Okay. What's going on?

Jack: A Greek record written by a macarios claims a man named Euthymius was in possession of a substance similar to one he studied in his youth under a man named Dracos in the early 1950s. And that Euthymius claims he got it from a mountain named Athos.

Cristina: Mountain?

Jack: A mountain named Athos? I confirmed that is a mountain in Greece.

Cristina: Okay, but I thought the original guy got it on a mountain in Russia.

Jack: Then he got on the mountain Greece.

Cristina: The first guy.

Jack: Yes. You are talking about the Russian.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the Russian specifically says he got it from a mountain in Greece.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And now we have another Guy claiming he has shown up with something identical from a mountain in Greece.

Cristina: So unicorns are hanging out on mountaintops?

Jack: Mountaintops in Greece, apparently so. That's weird.

Cristina: That is weird. But it's right, I guess. I mean, that's. If you're gonna find them somewhere like that. Seems like where they like to be.

Jack: Yeah, I guess it would be.

Cristina: We gotta go there.

Jack: Well, I looked up Makarios, and it was either in 1812 or 1813, that man died.

Cristina: Which one's Macario?

Jack: He's the guy who wrote the record.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Oh, no. My bad. I didn't. Makarios was the record writer. The guy who died was Euthemius, the.

Cristina: Guy who went to the mountain.

Jack: The guy who got the unicorn from the. The horn. The horn from the mountain or the material. Whatever. He got the thing from the mountain. He was executed by the church two, three years later.

Cristina: The church.

Jack: The church.

Cristina: Interesting. Yes. And because the unicorn, even if he had some of the unicorn stuff, it doesn't keep you alive forever.

Jack: No. You have to be in contact with it, or you have to drink the unicorn's blood. He did not acquire this horn. He. He was in possession of it. Otherwise he would have been immortal.

Jack: I guess immortality means they could have.

Cristina: Taken away from him and then he stopped being immortal.

Jack: I guess you could still die if you're immortal. My thought is you're just not gonna die of natural causes your age. But, like, I could walk up and shoot you with a gun, right?

Cristina: Yes. I don't know. They aren't really specific.

Jack: It never said they're bulletproof or something, you know, like my blade could not pierce his skin or anything. That was never mentioned.

Cristina: Yeah. There's so far no mention of someone who lived forever.

Jack: Yes. It was always like, you still died from, like, some horrible thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now 1815 is the last record. Mention of this From Greek Records. 1815, a Greek record written by a different man named Aus, claims that he acquired a horn of a horse atop the Mount Athos.

Cristina: Whoa. So he got a unicorn and that was it. That's it. He just mentions it.

Jack: It never gets mentioned again. It looks like that's the last record he ever wrote. He was not old either. He was in his mid-20s.

Cristina: Someone killed him. That has to be the only reason. Because the other guy got to do this whole school. He got on an adventure. He was also killed.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Everyone involved in, you know, like, the guy warned him something bad is gonna happen.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And it's not that the unicorn horn.

Jack: Is gonna do something that's everybody else. It's. You know what it reminds me a lot of. And like, who knows if this was the direct inspiration for this, but it sounds a lot like the ring from Lord of the Rings.

Cristina: Yes. The way they get obsessed with it.

Jack: Yes. There was wars fought over this ring. Like, what. What's our junior. Rolling. That's the name of the lady wrote this. Or the guy who. Whatever. Whoever. No, that's from Harry Potter. Right. J.K. rowling. That's Harry Potter. Well, whoever.

Cristina: The JJR or something.

Jack: Yeah, that guy, whoever wrote this might have been directly inspired. Wait, when? How long ago was that guy?

Cristina: Let's find out.

Jack: Okay, so he was definitely. He was a well informed, studied guy in all areas of mythology and theology. So it's definitely possible that the works of Tolkien were inspired by at least some aspects of Greek writing and record keeping. Because he was into all of it. He was into all of the things.

Cristina: He's into all the things. That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah. So his work is mesh of a lot of things. He definitely saw something that told him about an object everybody was chasing.

Cristina: Yes. What did that. What inspired him for that little part? That's so exact.

Jack: Yes, that's so exact and feels so identical to what we're seeing here of entire countries erupting into chaos entirely because of the mention.

Cristina: Oh, it's. Come on. It's the same story.

Jack: It feels the same. People chasing people through treks across years just looking for the thing. These guys ran away. They were on the move for nine years before they still found them and killed. Like, what?

Cristina: And we don't. And what if the people were also obsessed with it as well? Like he was traveling to meet other people. Were they becoming also obsessed with it? Everyone he brought the horn to also.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Became very involved.

Jack: One of the interesting things about one of those notes is the fact that it didn't just say that they were attacked and went on the run. It said that there were a bunch of philosophers there that died.

Cristina: Whole school was with them.

Jack: Yeah. Everybody started just walking behind the horn.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Everybody who came in contact with it wanted to see it, wanted to touch it, wanted to be around it.

Cristina: They might not have been fighting each other for it because they were sharing it. They weren't like, it doesn't make you that greedy except for if you want it and you're outside of the group. Yes, yes. Those people want it now.

Jack: Weird, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird. Because we have an example, something very similar to this, and this is the fact that a man named Jesus Kept walking around and people just started following him. Little by little we just meet them, give them some sort of quote, enlightenment, unquote. And now these people, regardless of religion, regardless of background, regardless of crime you've committed, people you hate, what side of any war you might be on, you're.

Cristina: Just like, he had uniform blood or something. Like he was also doing magic.

Jack: He was also doing magic. Now again, we. We definitely very sure that he's a vampire. Everything on paper suggests vampire, but there's this one just similarity that's even more similar than adrenochrome. Because people get obsessed with adrenochrome, but uncontrollably. You're gonna be greedy on adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Everybody's greedy on a drainicle. But doesn't seem to be the case if you're around the unicorn horn. No, you guys can share it.

Cristina: Yeah. These guys literally split it three ways.

Jack: And they were all happy to go their separate ways.

Cristina: Yeah. No one. Yeah.

Jack: As long as you have some, you're fine. It's like an addiction, a fix. You need it. Which is actually real similar to adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But these people aren't even drinking it. Being in contact with it takes you to that same place at that same level.

Cristina: Happy with a fragment of it. Like you need a lot of it. You can have the teeniest amount and be like, yeah, this is fine.

Jack: Well, this brings up another point. It just suddenly fragmented in a nine year period. Did people just want a little bit for you? A little bit for you, a little bit for you? Everybody take a piece. It's overpowered. And we'll have infinite power forever if we just take it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thus the enlightenment. Everybody enlightened.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Had it.

Cristina: Oh, okay then. Layman. Yes, man. Jesus had unicorn blood.

Jack: Jesus was a vampire.

Cristina: He was a vampire, but he was also born from a lady. Like he wasn't just one day. He didn't just. He wasn't born a vampire.

Jack: Yeah. And he definitely wasn't a vampire or powerful anywhere until he was 30 years old. Which means something got to him. It wasn't power he had.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which sounds like vampire. Something bit him. And then he's just always powerful.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: I mean, we don't know he was bitten. We know he's always powerful. That feels like a vampire. He doesn't need any more of anything. Or he's surviving off of fear, which he's not because he's the peace preacher.

Cristina: Unless he's surviving off a uniform blood. Not even peace. He Just needs to drink it once.

Jack: He just needs to drink it. Fair enough.

Cristina: And then he does her.

Jack: Is that what a vampire is? Somebody who bit somebody after they themselves had unicorn blood? No, because then you still got to drink vampires. Essentially. It. It is, because we know a vampire has. What you're getting is adrenochrome. That is the point. That is the human affliction. You become a vampire, and then when you don't have it, you go feral and become a zombie. So it's literally adrenochrome. Jesus was literally on adrenochrome.

Cristina: He was doing both because he kept.

Jack: He was fixed. He was. He was addicted. He was. He needed to keep gathering more people. And that's where he's getting his source.

Cristina: Yes, for sure.

Jack: So he didn't need unicorns blood. It's similar. And I guess I began wrong by.

Cristina: Saying giving him abilities.

Jack: Maybe the adrenochrome did that.

Cristina: But we don't know what's the limit of that, of those abilities.

Jack: We. There's no limit to adrenochrome. People become literal gods on it.

Cristina: Oh, that's true. Okay. Yes, yes, yes. So he doesn't need.

Jack: There's similarities, but there's. It's different in that you don't need.

Cristina: To consume, but it does help with the whole. Like, how did he get these followers?

Jack: Vampirism and the vampire hypnosis. Why do you want to fix this to Jesus? So hard?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Everything says he's a vampire. Everything assures us we've gone down this road.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's definitely a vampire. The first, most likely.

Cristina: But the Church, Are they all vampires? They're not vampires.

Jack: Here's the thing. The Church also seems to be balls deep in adrenochrome. But weirdly enough, one guy is offed by the Church. By the Church. Fun fact. I didn't mention this part because I didn't write those notes. But the last note, 1815. The guy who wrote that note was killed by the Church.

Cristina: What?

Jack: So, yeah, that's why he disappeared, actually.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. Come on. Okay. The church at least cares about or doesn't care about it. I mean, they care enough that they don't want anyone to have it.

Jack: Nobody could. Church. That's the goal. Nobody overpowers the Church. Anything that has powers, we hide in some chamber somewhere. Yes, and we know the chamber exists. Like this is public knowledge that it exists.

Cristina: Ah. Are they killing you in a corns off too? Is that why there's no stories of unicorns anymore?

Jack: I Don't know. It's pretty messed up because we know.

Cristina: That they go out and kill other quote unquote, demons.

Jack: They make the creatures.

Cristina: They make the creatures. Oh yeah, that's true. They make the creatures.

Jack: It's a mess. The church is. It seems that like the. The. The. The markers are always the same. We always come back to adrenochrome. We always come back to the church. And right now we found a different.

Cristina: Power source that the church is probably covering up or just getting rid of.

Jack: Yes. Because their way, their usual go to is adrenochrome. It's easily accessible. You can get it from anyone. While the elusive unicorn thing. No. But on the flip side, the unicorn is pure. It seems like once you have it, you're good. Adrenochrome, you always gotta come back.

Cristina: And they want that.

Jack: Yes, there's a. And visually, I guess it also fits the same. Right. One is beautiful, vibrant and gold. The other one's crimson and like, twisted looking. Yeah, you always gotta come back for that fix of the crimson one. But that gold beautiful one that comes from the white steed. No, you're good forever and it helps people without even having to consume it. This one. No, you only help yourself.

Cristina: That's what they're all about.

Jack: Interesting. They are. I guess the opposite of adrenochrome is unicorn blood.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're similar and different in exactly the right ways to be. Opposites.

Cristina: That's so crazy. We found an opposite to that. You wouldn't think there would be an opposite, but there is.

Jack: And it still bloods.

Cristina: Yes. Well, it's everything.

Jack: Everything.

Cristina: It's the whole horse package.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. The whole package.

Jack: Yeah. So this is the road I ended up falling down while reading a bunch of. And there were a lot. This is the kind of thing that you just gotta keep typing in the name, every possible combination you can just to see the next thing. I probably missed a lot of records. This is just what I found. We're talking thousands of records from. I mean, millions of records over the course of literal hundreds of years. And I've gotta hope that the names and don't come up with somebody. And again, we're talking Antonio's a common name. Like, that's not an easy search, but.

Cristina: So then you didn't look up anything specific from the church then, besides like this few mentions in the Bible.

Jack: Yeah, because the church doesn't have direct mentions of this at all. The church does quite the effort of making sure they hide it don't. And it seems that those Those early mentions were only left in order to make them seem abstract and detached, not real.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Anyways, that's what I got on unicorn. So there you go. You wanted to know about when are their unicorns being magical?

Cristina: So there is magical unicorns.

Jack: There are magical unicorns. Apparently they seem to exist in exactly the same place, which is Greece, a mountain called Athos. Weirdly enough, the Greeks are the only people who believe that unicorns are real. And they have a consistent, traceable record of encounters with it repeatedly. All of which can be confirmed through other sources. Weird.

Cristina: So it's a thing.

Jack: It's possible unicorns are real. We can't prove it.

Cristina: They've probably all been killed by the church.

Jack: But how does anybody get a hold of a unicorn?

Cristina: They so many people got the horns. Like, what are you talking about?

Jack: Well, we only know in the course of 400 years, four different. Well, actually in the course of three year, 300 years, it was mentioned. No, it wasn't. I guess it wasn't.

Cristina: In that small group of people traveling that was like four horns or three horns.

Jack: It was a hundred years. In the course of a hundred years, that's four horns. Because there's one that was given by the Russian. Yes, that is our main character. Then there is the one that the guy, the random guy John said he'd encountered.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And there's the two that these other people get. We don't know if it's the same horn or if it's two different horns. But the guy that saw the dude get it and the guy, he saw the guy get or not. But that guy was later executed. And the guy who then got a hold of a horn and he himself was executed.

Cristina: Yeah. It'll be more rare if it is still involved with the ones that the other two got.

Jack: Interesting. If it's been the same horn we're talking about. But the problem is the last two said they acquired it at the top of the mountain. On the flip side, they had nothing else of the unicorn. So they were given this. It looks like they're given this and they themselves don't know where it came from.

Cristina: You think unicorns shed or.

Jack: Interesting. I didn't think about that.

Cristina: It's so hard to catch. They can fly away. There's like they got so much abilities.

Jack: Yes. And a lot of the rest of the things involves permanence, but the horn doesn't.

Cristina: So maybe a shed. So maybe a shed.

Jack: Sort of just going up there and acquiring unicorn horns.

Cristina: Interesting. That's awesome.

Jack: So there you go. The possibility of unicorns. Anyways, anyways, if you guys are interested in these kinds of topics, we have an abundance of episodes on mythological creatures of all sorts. We have a bunch of episodes on weird things the church has done in many different instances.

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: Yeah. There's episodes on all kinds of mythology and monsters and creatures and whatever, Adrenochrome. And we have a prior episode two weeks ago on unicorns. So, like, there's an abundance of places to come back to the source and see how we, like, how we learn.

Cristina: How we end up here.

Jack: Yeah, you guys can find, like, if you're interested in these kind of things and you like this conversation and you want more stuff, you could hit us us up to talk about it on our socials at just Convopod, that's Instagram, Twitter, Tik Tok, all those places.

Cristina: Remember to subscribe, rate, and review the show.

Jack: Yes. And word of mouth, people. It's very important that you tell people about the show. Anybody who's interested in Greek records or information, anybody who is interested in mythology and unicorns, anybody who's interested in anything. We talk about it all.

Cristina: Yeah. This has been the Rambling Pun podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: That's the only way. And if you know somebody who already wants to listen to the show with you, you backhand the s*** out of them and you say, how dare you? I didn't ask what. And then you go kidnap somebody anyways after you tied up that person that said they're totally down to listen, and you don't let them hear, but you force the other person to hear and you force the person who was down to hear to watch these. The other person you're forced into here.

Cristina: Well, aren't they gonna hear it?

Jack: No.

Cristina: The other person has. Wearing headphones.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: That's awful. You're torturing two different people.

Jack: Nobody told them to volunteer.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by Zero Lupo, and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 185: Akashita the Jehovah of Dark

For what reason is Christian diety Jehovah depicted above the clouds? Why does Japanese cloud yokai Akashita have human physical features? And how are they connected? The duo tries to uncover whether Jehovah and Akashita are one and the same by discussing the personality shift between the new and old testaments of the bible.

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  • Nick Kroll
  • Is Goku Jesus?
  • Adrenochrome
  • Editing the Bible
  • Scripture Right or Wrong
  • The Garen of Eden
  • Who made the Fruit of Knowledge?
  • The Shadow Realm
  • War of the Clouds
  • Mass Extinction Event

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Rambling 183: Imitating Humans

Are any of our idea original? Are humans the only creature with death rituals? How did the three kinds meetup and carpool to the Baby Jesus Cult? The duo sit back and casually discuss the current most pressing issues in the world, imitating humans with artificial intelligence and solving some paradoxes in Christianity.

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Topics Discussed:

  • Original Ideas
  • Addiction to Phones
  • Anxiety About Phone Calls
  • Human-like Artificial Intelligence
  • Animals Mourning Death
  • Magic Baby Worship
  • The Three Kings
  • Humans Devolve Around Celebrities
  • Hive Mentality

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Rambling 177: Tying Up Listeners

Can a knife make any situation scary? What is the definition of alien? And what’s the best way to lasso someone? The duo goes into detail explaining how to best tie up new listeners and force them to listen, but it must be accomplished with a rope. Knife is optional.

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Topics Discussed:

  • Tying Up New Listeners
  • Perspectives Changing with a Knives
  • Where Best to Capture a Listener
  • Time Travel to the 80s
  • VCR
  • Fight Club
  • Simulating a Universe
  • Aliens
  • Archive 81 Spoilers
  • Reptilians

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Rambling 173: More Men Religion

Are there countries where it’s legal to marry more than one person? Why is it illegal in so many? Who decided this? And can mormons legally do it in the United States where it’s illegal? The duo unpacks the reason polygamy is frowned upon and in doing so uncover truths never before conceived by mortals.

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  • Netflix Ads
  • Mormonism
  • Polygamy
  • Hell
  • Prey vs Meditation
  • The point of religion
  • Vampire Jesus
  • Fruit of Life
  • What’s blood did Jesus drink?
  • Fairies

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Rambling 172: Proto-Indo-European Mythology

What is the origin story of the universe? The origin of the world? The origin of life? Why do all things come in pairs and what does this have to do with the Gods presiding over Earth now? The duo decides to unpack the outstandingly complex and abstract concepts within Proto-Indo-European Mythologies of duality, mentalism, creationism and the origin of religion in an attempt to understand the nature of reality and what might or might not be true.

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  • Proto-Indo-European Mythology
  • Creationism
  • Creationist Sacrifice
  • Female Gods
  • Duality
  • Mentalism
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Faith
  • Religion
  • Judaism
  • Christianity
  • Islam

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Rambling 156: 2021 Apocalypse Review

New Year, new us. The clone duo discuss major events from 2021 and review the year as a whole, from tragedies, mass shootings, political disputes and an ever evolving virus to advancements in science and space exploration. Additionally, the show is officially introducing itself as ‘Rambling’ to differentiate itself from ‘Just Conversation’ where guests are brought on to have a discussion.

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Topics Discussed:

  • Bill Nye: The Extinction Entity
  • The End is Bill Nye
  • January 6th Insurrection
  • WallStreetBets vs Wall Street
  • Cold Bernie
  • Biden Hates Blacks
  • Texas Winter Storm
  • Super Straight
  • Vaccine Rollout
  • Asian Lives Matter
  • Legalized Marijuana
  • Mass Shootings
  • Volcano
  • Covid Variants
  • Military Withdraw
  • Terrorist Country

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Rambling 155: Santa The One True God

What are Santa’s powers? How did he acquire them? How does he pull of the Christmas Day Miracles? On this Christmas special, the duo crack open the case of Santa’s true power level. Comparisons to the other deities are made, and the greatest of Gods is crowned, but who that turns out to be is someone no one expected!

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Topics Discussed:

  • Snowflake Patterns
  • Santa is a Genie
  • Elves are Fairies
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Is Santa a God?
  • What are Santa’s powers?
  • Omniscience
  • Santa’s Adrenochrome
  • God Wars
  • Santa The Genius
  • Immortality
  • Everything Shapeshifts
  • Capitalism

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Rambling 153: Jehovah's Empire

Where does the bible take place? How old is the Earth? How long ago were Adam and Eve created? Do the answers to these questions work together effectively or do they contradict each other and create paradoxes? The duo delve deep into the geography of the christian scriptures and the estimated times of events to determine how accurate they are and how many contradictions present themselves naturally.

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Topics Discussed:

  • Reasons for Religion
  • The Biblical Flood
  • Noah’s Ark
  • Round Earth vs Flat Earth
  • Original Biblical Text
  • Biblical Locations
  • Adam & Eve
  • Judaism vs Christianity
  • Gay Priests
  • Satanic Christianity
  • The Tree of Knowledge

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Rambling 152: Shinto Shrines

Who first interacted with the shadow realm? How did they find it? Are churches and shrines related to the shadow realm somehow? And who’s master plan resulting in may churches and shrines throughout the world in order to bring creatures from the shadow realm through? The duo finally start resolving the bigger lingering questions about the shadow realm and the belief systems propped up around the need to bring things from the shadow realm back to base reality. The secret they uncover in the process is a twist they don’t see coming. And the usual suspect seems to be behind it all. Find out who, on this episode!

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  • Trump 2024
  • Star Destroyer
  • Rabbit People
  • Trump vs Biden Battle
  • Vaccine Propaganda
  • Right vs Left
  • Woke Culture
  • Star Trek Borg
  • White House Battle
  • Shinto Explained
  • Kami (Spirits)
  • Shrines
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Vampire Jesus
  • 12 Apostles

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Rambling 150: Shadow God

Is there a pattern in Groundhog God’s behavior? Is there a pattern in which other God’s we see? Why is Adrenochrome so prominent in everything the underworld offers throughout the course of history? Is the point of reality Adrenochrome related? After being attacked by a rabid groundhog, the due decide to unpack the connection of God, Groundhogs, Adrenochrome and Technology. Additionally delving into the Facebook Metaverse name change and what their new artificial reality will be capable of. What the duo uncovers about the metaverse is a flash from the past no one could have seen coming!

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Topics Discussed:

  • Groundhog God
  • Facebook’s Metaverse
  • Androids
  • Elon Musk
  • Ugandan Knuckles
  • Genocidal Jack
  • Illuminati Clones
  • Caligrians
  • The Clone Origins
  • Planet X
  • The Death Star
  • Cat People
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Yu-Gi-Oh

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Rambling: 148 Catholic Adrenochrome

Why are most of the listeners of the show from England? Why are most people from England Catholic? Why do Catholics love drinking blood? Are priests the primary blood drinkers? IS the blood they have been drinking from the children they spend private time with? The duo takes on some of the darker truths of Catholicism and tries to get to the bottom of how most of the JCP listeners are British. What is discovered in the process is something no one could have imagined!

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  • Cancer
  • Fight Club
  • Vampire Jesus
  • Broken English
  • Time Travel Seamlessness
  • Christian Wars
  • Catholic Caused Genocide
  • Drinking Blood
  • Immortality
  • Child Blood
  • Gods & Adrenochrome
  • How to Make a God
  • Groundhog Powers
  • Subhumans

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Rambling 134: The Two Religions

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Which has more answers for the mysteries of nature? Theology or Science? How different are these two belief systems? How identical are they? In this episode the duo breaks down the similarities and differences of Earth’s two greatest rivals for understanding the mysteries of nature. Theology and Science ad discussed as powerful religions.

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Topics Discussed: The Scientific Method Atomic Theory Science vs Theology Objective vs Subjective Neil deGrasse Tyson Quantum Computer Morality Universe Jello Catholic Church Allegations

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Rambling 129: The Doomsday Clock

Doomsday Clock, Apocalypse, Rapture, Time Travel, Ending, Clock, Watch, Time

Has the apocalypse happened? Is there a way to predict when it will? The Doomsday Clock and a priests predictions of the Rapture are unpacked a day after the ending of the world on this episode of Just Conversation!

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Topics Discussed:

  • Mayan and Christian Calendar
  • World War 3
  • The Fig Tree
  • The Apocalypse
  • Fat People
  • Biological Weapons
  • 2nd Amendment
  • The Road
  • Starvation

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Rambling 127: Loki and Friends

What is Loki’s role in the apocalyptic Ragnarok? How do his children fit into the equation? What is the ultimate goal? Loki and his children unpacked on this episode.

Digging deeper into Loki and his history the duo uncover a winding roller-coaster of irrational activities and hijinks done by the trickster god Loki. The rabbit whole goes so deep that it reaches the other end at bestiality and cross-dressing. All that and more on this episode of Rambling.

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Topics Discussed

  • Shapeshifters
  • Giants
  • Ragnarok
  • Loki’s Children
  • The 9 Realms
  • Thor vs The World Serpent
  • Eating Contest for Gods
  • Loki’s Stand-Up Comedy
  • Bestiality
  • God Party
  • Greek Mythology
  • Norse Mythology
  • Loki’s Torture
  • Crossdressing Thor

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