Rambling 273: Looking for Questions

With so many doors left to open, what is left to discover? The duo continue their unhinged speculation on the existing information with hopes of opening even more doors to continue investigation through. And like last time, the doors want to be opened!!

Rambling 273: Looking for Questions

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Topics Discussed:

  • Elysians
  • Jesus Christ
  • Yaldabaoth
  • Necromancers
  • Elves
  • Hermes
  • Merlin
  • Queen Mab

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And you and I, for the last however many episodes, I've been going down an infinite rabbit hole that doesn't seem to have an ending. And last week, you and I decided to look at it differently. And instead of looking for new information, we would just, without even looking at the notes, talk about what we know and extrapolate new angles to approach. Great idea.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It led to a lot of places. In fact, I found a couple of interesting things that are great, but I would like to, instead of going over that stuff, do this process again and continue to pick at whatever we haven't addressed so that there's more direction to go. And if we hit a wall, I have in front of me the beginning of what we've already found.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah. It's a specific story which will spiral into infinity, into. We have no more time. So that's perfectly fine. So I would like to just dive into what we do know, what we didn't talk about, whatever we didn't address last time.

Cristina: Where did we stop?

Jack: Well, we talked a little bit of everything. I remember we addressed Hermes. We talked about the Elysians. We were trying to figure out, like, what's the ultimate goal. They're trying to go down, not up, possibly. That seemed to be kind of like the culmination of everything was kind of focusing on that idea. Yeah, but there's a lot of parts here that we don't understand who they are or what their purpose is within the bigger scheme of things.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We think of, like, MAB programmer, but purely programmer. Why do we know about you at all? Why do we, you know, the interaction relative to mabs somehow. Why, you know, that's a good question. I don't know things like that. There's this curious kind of, like, easy to miss because it's something they wouldn't even have thought about bringing up. That is filler information for them because they contextually know it. But we don't have context. We only have the writing that. That is our 100% context. So what? The context that existed for them that they thought was irrelevant because it was just casual knowledge to us, needs to be written, and they didn't. So we have to extrapolate it. Right. And then that would guide us to the sentences that kind of indirectly together. Tell us the narrative on map or anything. On anything.

Cristina: Because I know. What do we know about map? I don't know.

Jack: We don't know crap about map. But the problem is we also don't have angles to go find things on mab. Yeah, if we had angles, which presumably is what we would be achieving here. If we had angles, if we found some thought we could follow, then that would take us there.

Cristina: I have no idea how to think of something that connects to her besides like she made everything. That's all we know. Yeah, there's no characters or anything. Not characters, but like people related to her that exists here.

Jack: The characters that exist here that she. Elves that gets sent to. But I don't even know how that works.

Cristina: No.

Jack: You know, I have no idea how elves fit into the bigger scheme of things other than they stop civilizations from getting too powerful.

Cristina: Is that even true? Is that even true? Like who have they tried that with?

Jack: We would need examples. Right, because that's what they say. But then what is the example?

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So you can't just tell us this is their purpose and then not have a single example.

Cristina: So unless they're the reasons why. When. What was it Lucifer was trying to give other countries?

Jack: Oh, you see, this is what we need to speculate on. So your theory would be that if somehow we could find an event that fit their work, perhaps these other civilized. But no, they would be whack or lower grade civilizations.

Cristina: The ones that fail that we know that they are.

Jack: That's what I mean. They would be keeping in check the ones who aren't failing.

Cristina: But I don't know if they're keeping track of anything. As far as I can tell, they're not doing anything.

Jack: Unless. Unless you're thinking of this the wrong way. All of the structures along the Weird fact. Weird fact. I don't know how the h*** we didn't come across this before I read this. I remember reading this. This was in the notes and we briefly actually talked about this, but we didn't think about it. I guess all of the structures on the old equator although built at random different times. None of the civilizations that built them were around the old equator. They traveled to build the thing.

Cristina: I don't understand what.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of the old. The objects on the old equator aren't from like the people who made it, brought the things there from wherever. Each group of people, every instance, almost every instance, in a few rare instances, they actually already lived within the proximity and then they just built it within them. But the Others migrated the things and built the thing, meaning the thing we find. Their structure we find on the old equator is way newer than their civilization as a whole. So we see this building that looks like. Well, can't, because this was just kind of recently made as opposed to, like, these civilizations. It doesn't look advanced. That's an ancient crappy building. It doesn't have the sophistication of the ones we know went further. Maybe they have always been being kept in check. And when we hear about 300 years ago from Beast. From the time of Jesus, 300 years back, weirdly enough, they kind of show up around the time of Alexander the Great and the. Oh, my God.

Cristina: I don't see anything.

Jack: No, look, okay. Dates matter here.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Weird things that have just happened in my mind. We know that the elves show up around 300 BC. That's preemptively right before Jesus. Right. They knew something was kind of up.

Cristina: Okay, but we were.

Jack: When we shared that information, we were too focused on Jesus and we lacked a lot of information because of the next sentence. 300 years ago was Alexander the Great time. 300 years ago from the time of Jesus. Specifically, we're always looking back. I'm saying 300 years back from Jesus. 300 years BC if I'm Jesus. Okay, so 300 years back from me, Jesus, Hermes was walking around the school where Aristotle. Okay, that literally coincides with. With the mention we're aware of of the elves.

Cristina: How does that relate?

Jack: Because Hermes, the op necromancer, who can do a bunch of crap, presumably is now at this time teaching Alexander, even if he's a flunky. And then we get elves. Elves were there because Hermes was teaching somebody who potentially could have.

Cristina: Elves popped up because of Hermes.

Jack: Well, they show up at the same time. We're theorizing. I don't know. This is all speculation, but, like, because.

Cristina: They sort of knew someone.

Jack: Yeah. Something was about to happen. They saw something because Hermes. The mention of Hermes we get is 300 years bc and then the mention of elves we get is 300 years bc coincidence. Could totally be. Again, we're just throwing information in random directions now. We all.

Cristina: We already know when exactly they got here and what exactly they're looking at.

Jack: Yeah, we don't know exactly. Exactly. I think it's possible that it doesn't make sense that she would just create this troop suddenly.

Cristina: Mm. There had to be a reason for it.

Jack: Yeah. Unless they've always existed. And this is just the first mention we have proof of. Do you get my Point like maybe there's further back mentions of fairies being deployed. The problem is getting anything from Elfame is hard. We usually it's written by somebody from the shadow realm who is in earthrealm. The odds of it.

Cristina: That's tricky. Mm.

Jack: Mm. How many Hermes do we have? One problem. There's few people who have the no to tell me something from the other side.

Cristina: So you think she was interested in Hermes or people like Hermes?

Jack: I don't think she was interested. I think that's the fear.

Cristina: That's the fear of the fairies.

Jack: Especially if that is in fact just another layer. If Mab, as the quote, programmer, unquote, is herself within another layer of the quote, program, unquote, then her biggest issue would be any of us who could figure that s*** out.

Cristina: It's the AI becoming sentient, taking over 100%.

Jack: And in the case that she is also a layer instead of base reality, us getting out is horrifying because that just means we're really just there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We don't. I don't need to enter physical space. You're just another part of the program. I could get to you physically. And if I know that, and I know how to migrate from my side to yours potentially, I know how to control the physical structure of your side because I had to to get there. Oh, that's a problem. That's literally what a necromancer does.

Cristina: Yes, that's exactly.

Jack: Oh, s***.

Cristina: I can see them being a problem.

Jack: Yeah, I can see that being a true issue. Yes. Yep. So that's definitely a thing. It looks like a necromancer could definitely be an issue. Specially special. Especially. Especially. Especially in the case of Map just being another layer. Yes, because then you'd be f*****.

Cristina: I don't know. I mean, I guess it makes sense because we were worried about the same thing.

Jack: The argument would be that even if she's within a layer, everything within her layer was made of the technology she uses. And if the technology she uses learns how to manip. How to escape, then it can control all the other technologies because presumably they're used within the same sophistication.

Cristina: But.

Jack: Or like, you know, so it could just. It would be. It would be apocalyptic, realistically speaking. So while we were thinking G. I mean, Jesus himself could be that too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because of the human factor that seems necessary to accomplish necromance.

Cristina: I still don't understand why the. Because shadow people cannot do that. But they are closer or they're not. There's.

Jack: I don't understand. I don't. I Don't get it either. There's something weird there, something interesting about Elfame that is different. And I would. And I've tried different, like, analogies in my head. If you think of, like, how difficult it would be to try to send your friend a message from, like, WhatsApp to Facebook, even if they're literally within the same ecosystem, minus the fact that they added that feature recently.

Cristina: How do you do that?

Jack: Yeah, how do you. It's the same thing.

Cristina: How about Facebook and Twitter?

Jack: Facebook and Twitter, a better example. Yeah, same idea. They're both on the Internet.

Cristina: But how do you get a message?

Jack: How do you get a message across from one side to another? It's probably a realistic way to do it, but it's probably really tricky and has a ridiculous number of steps you got to do. But if you did it enough, you would eventually learn shortcuts from what is already there and understand why this works with that and be able to, oh, middleman that s*** out of the way.

Cristina: Just get from any website, from a.

Jack: Website to send a message to any website from any other website. Weird, right? Seems wrong, but it should be possible. You should be able to send an inbox from Facebook to Twitter. And I bet somebody can. I bet somebody out of boredom figured out the nuance of getting a Facebook message on Facebook to register on Twitter just for s**** and giggles and to see if they can, because it's probably not that hard.

Cristina: It sounds really complicated.

Jack: Well, it could be really annoying. It could be like you have to install something on or not even install something. So you send a message with something encrypted in the message that's being read off of the computer or something, and then you have the receiving encryption or. I don't even know, because what, you'd send the message through Facebook. The message would be registered through the Facebook algorithm. Then you'd have to hack the idea. Have to hack Facebook in order to then get the message. You'd have to hack both and just create a link, essentially. Man, I wonder if somebody could figure this out. Is there any listener we have that can figure out how to legitimately send a inbox from Facebook and make it land on Twitter and it be a logical set of steps. That would be amazing. I'm sure it's possible, although incredibly complicated, because ultimately what a website is, is a bunch of walls around the Internet.

Cristina: Yes. You think that's how this is though, too?

Jack: I think that's exactly how this is. I think it's just a bunch of walls around the Internet now there's more Internet outside of the walls, but this is just a bunch of walls and there are many series of walls. It's flat earth. There's the idea of flat earth. Oh, we're in. Encapsulated in this ice wall. But there's more Earth outside the ice wall.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's the ultimate reality. Or it seems to be.

Cristina: It seems to be.

Jack: Seems to be the case. Which weirdly enough, I guess that kind of fits with what Flat Earth is saying. But weirdly enough, that kind of fits with what science says. When you consider the fact that we're like our observable universe. Well, there might be more outside of that. That's just the barrier that we have. And it's not like a real barrier that we can't cross, but as opposed to the walls around us at the moment, based on the rules that make what we're at.

Cristina: I don't know. Like she. But are they trying to do that where they're at? I guess as fairy people. Can they go up to whatever the reality is?

Jack: I mean, the argument would be that as above, so below is accurate as f***. Everybody's trying the same s***. Maybe.

Cristina: But why is it so complicated for the shadow people to do it but not for a human to do it?

Jack: I don't know that part. I have no idea. That's weird, right? Unless there's something specific about the shadow realm. Maybe that is itself an old program, as opposed to earthrealm, which is just a newer, more sophisticated program, so it's easier. And then the case of Yaldabaoth is he's trying to kind of figure out how to do it. The sophisticated program is doing. So it's a case of this dark ancient thing that wants to escape into the new world.

Cristina: Probably has escaped and I don't know. I wish we knew something. But is he still there? I don't think so.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Unless that's not the goal. That's. The goal isn't to go out.

Jack: Unless the goal isn't to go out. I don't know.

Cristina: I don't know. Because with. When it comes to Hermes, it doesn't seem like that's the only goal. That may be a goal. It's not the goal.

Jack: What would you say are. What would you say seems like another.

Cristina: Goal besides making your own place?

Jack: Yeah. Do you think his. Yeah, I guess it does kind of make sense. The goal would be to like.

Cristina: I think it would be everything.

Jack: But no. Yeah, it's because I think you're right. It's like sure, go up. Whatever dude. But like maybe it is harder to go down. Look at it like this. As far as space is, it's even easier to look in that direction than it is to look down. Yes, you see the problem? It immediately becomes so complicated when we get small. Far, fine. Big fine, it has a cutoff point. But fine, it's just reaching it. Distance is the issue. But far. And big, not a problem. But small, regardless of how close you can get, so small you make it impossible to understand. And in order to build a universe, it's not about going out into an existing s***** thing. It's about understanding how the f*** small works. Which weirdly enough, I would argue we see an expert at it. Even if he's not a boss at a bunch of other s***. He is. He has a clever plan in motion and he seems to understand particle science really hard. Who are you talking about, Nicholas?

Cristina: Because he can, Santa.

Jack: He can turn himself into some sort of non physical form form actively in physical space. That is understanding and actively violating what we consider to be the rules. But according to the Hermetica and the seven hermetic principles is absolutely fair within it. And weirdly enough, the quantum theory suggests that that kind of works too. We should be able to build technology that allows us to become or to teleport. That is not wrong. It's not against science. It does fit within.

Cristina: We can do it.

Jack: Yeah. Science says that functions and that that works.

Cristina: Do you think he can do it?

Jack: I think he gets it really well. I think he understands it really well.

Cristina: Mm

Jack: He could turn into a cloud.

Cristina: He could turn into a cloud. I don't remember.

Jack: But he could like go down the chimney. Which presumably means he's not really going down the chimney.

Cristina: But we have no hint to what his actual goals are.

Jack: He doesn't seem like he has a goal. It looks like that guy's just like living the life chillin.

Cristina: But is there something else again?

Jack: Yeah, exactly.

Cristina: Like there has to be. Like there has to be. Who just that's filling fulfilling for them for the whole. Their whole life is just giving children presents.

Jack: That Naga that went and settled in Australia just for s**** and giggles and to call itself a God.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like it happens once in a while.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They just go and do nothing. Like he wins. Everybody knows who the f*** he is, I guess.

Cristina: But why isn't he like the others that are all so science y?

Jack: Because there has to be a little of everything and we're just focusing on those.

Jack: There's probably a Crap ton of stories unrelated to. Actually, interesting enough, there's probably a crap ton of stories unrelated to any of this. Now that we have the eyes to go find just weird side narratives that don't matter within the actual realm of what we're talking about.

Cristina: Look for what type of side stories?

Jack: Just random unrelated characters that have no consequence in the bigger overall picture. That still there's things about that now we know how to. Now we know how to undo translation errors. We know how to look backwards in time and find original text and then make them the original intended. Not just word, but the meaning behind the word based on what the person who wrote its original language is. Think about that. If your native language is Greek, then regardless of what language you wrote it in, imma find out what you think that word means in Greek, and then that informs me on what you are most likely to think you mean when you turn it into Latin. Even if you turn it into Latin and it was the first time you wrote it in Latin, knowing what language you spoke first tells me a lot about how you'd think of the word you're putting there for the context.

Cristina: Complicated.

Jack: Exactly. But now we have all these tools and we can do that. And because of that, I can find random s*** that doesn't have any consequence. But now we can enter the. You know, the filler episodes of Supernatural that sometimes turn out to be the best ones when it's like, oh, man, they're just hunting vampires today. And that's cool. And it's like, I missed these. It was like, all apocalyptic for, like, three seasons straight. And now we're just chasing a werewolf or a ghost. Cool, man. Like the good old days.

Cristina: Some side character does the actual important thing of the. Yeah, my story's still happening. It's just. They're not involved in it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, Bobby calls him up and is. I got the lead.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: At the end of the episode. Or it was Bobby. Or Castiel shows up and like, yo, I got the information.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: You guys. You guys did the thing you were doing. Cool. Okay. This is the next step. And it's like, yeah, okay. We could jump into that part of our lives now where we, like, go hunt these side stories of dumb s***.

Cristina: Okay. Until someone comes with the envelope that's like, here's the important lead.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Because think about it. We already have enough tools to really. We can even revisit some things with really informed eyes and look at something like werewolves. We could actually find the mentions of actual werewolves. Wet chudges and Wendigo's across the board that exists. And what's the other one? Lycan, that all exist and aren't even under any of those names. Because we would know exactly what their behavior would be like, what the conditions for them to be around would be. We could track anything down at this point. We're experts in this weird esoteric.

Cristina: Okay, but what would be revisiting? We'd be revisiting these things to learn more information.

Jack: We can. It could definitely inform us in a lot. Especially considering the path of a lot of these stories that we originally went on, these ventures with came from, like, everyday narratives and news articles that were reporting on these events and the characteristics of them. Think of the Countess that literally was just. She was literally just getting adrenochrome, just milking adrenochrome from a bunch of young girls. She would hire 15 year olds to be her maids and then kill them and bathe in her blood and drink it and cover herself in it. And just like, she f****** knew. But now we gotta ask, where'd the Countess get her information? Is it like, we know elites, but why do elites come across it? What information source are they connected to?

Cristina: How could we find that, though?

Jack: How could we find that? You know, those are the paths we should be finding.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There are roads for days. We are armed like no one.

Cristina: Mm. I think we could do that.

Jack: Mm. For days. For days. There's anywhere we could go? We can make this current as f***. We have too many tools. We can't be tricked anymore.

Cristina: I would love to do vampires, though.

Jack: Be interesting to find some vampires.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. No, werewolves are actually better. Never mind. Their stories are so wild. Like, we have to make them make sense. It's just too wild.

Jack: Yeah. And here's really weird fact, right? Because the origination of a man becoming a werewolf, like, a werewolf is not a werewolf, man. Not the way that we put it in movies and s***.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Like, it's not a dude. A dude doesn't become a wolf. That's not how it works.

Cristina: Well, sometimes with wolf clothing.

Jack: Yes. But that's exactly my point, because that leads into. We had a whole episode about this where we were talking about the mythology of werewolves and the fact that it originally was just people, ignorant people watching tribal behavior and not understanding what was happening. And it's like they're covered in the fur because it gets f****** cold, bro. And, like, they probably killed the wolf to stay alive. And, like, they're not gonna waste it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So they have that and Then you attack one of theirs. And then one of these guys comes and attacks you. Chases you through the woods. He's making crazy noises behind you. Because they're used to making crazy noises to scare people these times. You make it through the woods, you swear to God you were being chased by a half man, half wolf. But he was just wearing a wolf. And that's not normal to you.

Cristina: You should do that.

Jack: We can revisit so many things and with all hopes I can inform more. Just continue to deep dive into this weird world. I love those episodes. Really pack unpacking things. But I'm sure there's way more things too. I'm curious to see what creatures we can find that are connected to mentions of Elfame.

Cristina: That would be interesting.

Jack: Yeah. They aren't normally along the lines of traditional fairies, but still within the definitions we found and the other ways we found that people refer to Alfame because.

Cristina: We'Ve done some research on fairies and types of fairies.

Jack: But it's also like the common seemed.

Cristina: Related, but maybe they are related. I just don't know.

Jack: Yeah, they seem like random one off things, right?

Cristina: Yeah. And zombies.

Jack: Zombies.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Yeah. But those are states of humans. Because a zombie is just a human who stopped taking adrenochrome.

Cristina: I guess there's nothing really there.

Jack: Yeah. And then we used to think people would become jinn on the other side. But then we found out jinn are just jinn on the other side. Jinnah's have always. They're just people.

Cristina: They're those people.

Jack: Yes. What the f***? I actually don't know what the h*** happened to a human on the other side. I guess that's a ghost actually.

Cristina: Ghost? I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, that's actually the ghost, right. A spirit. As far as we know. It's like this person that goes to the other side and is a twisted. Well there's two versions of it. I guess what we call a demon.

Cristina: But with necromancers they can time travel.

Jack: That's weird, right? Because it doesn't seem to. I don't see a specific mention of time travel. As opposed to the ability to completely halt or slow down time until it seems like a halt.

Cristina: Well like what example would that like I need an example of that. That doesn't sound like anything.

Jack: St. Nicholas and his way of moving through physically the entire planet is described as an activity that he is actively moving from place to place. But successfully accomplishing it and visiting millions of houses.

Cristina: That's not travel. Time traveling though I would I mean.

Jack: We'Re always time traveling.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: The argument here is he's slowing time down or moving way quicker.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So, like, he's not leaping forward in time at his speed. He's still experiencing every moment in time. Still. He didn't exit experiencing time and re. Enter continuity somewhere else. Which would be time travel. In my eyes. My eyes is in time travel is. I stand here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I will change the continuity around me. I'm leaving physical space to move time and then reentering at a different point in time. Even if in the same point in space, a different point in time. I was not present while change occurred. While he is not doing that, he is present while change is occurring. He's just moving either so fast he's not perceiving change or time is paused so there's no change to perceive. But still he's within the space where he would perceive the time if time was moving forward as opposed to exiting. And then time moves and then you re. Enter. I don't think he time travels.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I think the closest thing to that is slowing down time. I guess so.

Cristina: Then none of them would have that power.

Jack: We don't. Okay. The Merlin gets mucky. I know that. Definitely not Patrick. Santa. We have that example. And for Merlin we have a weird one. Because it's unclear whether he has the ability to at least send messages back in time to alter this existing narrative for a guy who already exists. Or if through some means he's continuously altering Arthur's perception of reality. Which is possible considering his entire structure was to be manipulated because of what he is though. Exactly. So it's complicated to tell do that to us.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: Unless he was reaching back in time.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If he's read that. That's the problem. Because Arthur was particularly designed to be manipulated. The stories Arthur told seeming continuous and coherent could just be brainwashing. And don't need to include him traveling back in time and altering it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: For it to stay consistent. Because he just needs to convince Arthur and anybody who's receiving the story that's it. So it's kind of easy as long as that idiot. Just like. Because his whole point is he's dumb and he's gonna believe it. That's the whole point.

Cristina: Yeah. Man. I wish we had more fairy stories because that did end up relating to a fairy.

Jack: We found lady of the Lake.

Cristina: Yes. But there's gotta be more like her.

Jack: There's gotta be more like her. She's just chilling down here.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like, she easily dealt with the issue.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that's interesting. There are instances of even necromancers getting handled. That's interesting. Wait a minute. We forget this, but he's not an op necromancer. I would say he's bottom tier. And that Hermes is the. He's the business, right?

Cristina: Hermes is the business.

Jack: He's. He's the top dog.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: I mean, Process is named after him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he's the granddaddy. And like Merlin's just whack.

Cristina: Well, we don't know if he really died. Died in the story. He's dead.

Jack: Yes. But also, he could have just dipped. It could have just been like this. S***. I don't know.

Cristina: Yeah, I think so. But there's got to be more stories like that. Yeah. How we stumbled upon that. Oh, because of the weapon. I think it was mostly because it.

Jack: Was because of the weapon we landed at him. Because of the fragrant.

Cristina: Yes, but we gotta find more fairies like that.

Jack: And additionally, fairy weapons will always lead us to the fairy that made them. Bam.

Cristina: But you already looked at all the fairy weapons or you just looked at a few fairy weapons.

Jack: We looked at a few. Few fairy weapons. There's probably many, many insignia. I looked at fairy weapons that I could cross reference with the events that we needed. But there are many other fairy weapons that aren't related to anything which would still at least link us to a fairy. If you wanted fairy stories like this, perhaps you could find fairies, even if they're not related. Like the lady of the Lake and Merlin are a circumstance that's almost unrelated to anything else. Just a standing circumstance. Minus the fact that Merlin seems to fit the bill for necromancer.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And minus the fact that these individuals still had connections to Patrick and Mananan.

Cristina: That was weird. Like they can all end up like that. We have no idea until we actually look them up.

Jack: Yeah, exactly.

Cristina: It might be random. They might at first glance look random.

Jack: I mean, bro, it happened with the Mayans. We were just casually looking at the Mayans and found the Egyptian texts we were already looking for. I mean, we'd already found. We found the Egyptian text we'd already found in Maya. Like that's weird.

Cristina: About the sea people.

Jack: About the sea people. Which is a slur. The Elysians.

Cristina: Oh, yes, the Elysians. I don't know how to say their name. I don't know.

Jack: Or the Atlanteans.

Cristina: Okay, the Atlanteans. Yes.

Jack: Yeah, it works.

Cristina: Let's do that.

Jack: Because the sea people is the slur that the Greeks would call the Atlanteans stupid sea people. Fish, you dumb fish looking mother.

Cristina: I wish we could find those slurs. If there's like something like that out.

Jack: There, I bet there's more. If sea people exist and as a name, then for sure there was more. Yeah, it sounds so dumb to us sea people, but like, I bet it was like a crazy f*** you in that time, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like this scummy piece of s***. You know, some s*** like that. Like some. Like calling somebody a c****, you know, it's probably something. It was offensive like that. And we're like, sea people. And they were like, oh, my God, Mom. I was walking to school today and they call me a C person.

Cristina: I wish you can actually know what their life was, what their normal life is like.

Jack: It's crazy. We got nothing from inside that s***. We had nothing from inside. I to this. I would argue that's actually way more secretive than Hermes. The inside of an Elysian stronghold.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I got nothing. We've never, not once. Everything has been written by somebody from the outside.

Cristina: There's gotta be something. I don't know. That's something.

Jack: That's something to look at for sure.

Cristina: If possible. Maybe not their main location, but they have other locations. They have to, I think.

Jack: I mean, we did find one. They already proved the capacity to move, at least within the time span of a year. An entire civilization. So definitely they can build homes quickly. Unless that project was under construction for a long time and this was just time to execute it. That's interesting. That could have been being developed for God knows how long. And they were like, this is the time. Whether done or not, where.

Cristina: And how would they have known that? They're predicting him before.

Jack: No, maybe it was just being built. Maybe they were just building another place and they're like, f***, that was going to be for us to spread out. But like, f***, this place.

Cristina: Now we got to go.

Jack: Yeah, we'll be cramped over there. And maybe they just keep expanding from down there. The place allows them to expand way more than being underneath the Persian Gulf oasis.

Cristina: Yeah, but how hard is building under there?

Jack: Presumably with the level of their technology, incredibly easily, I guess. But that being said again, they do have at least where Mananan was settled and then the home they were building on the neighboring island while they stayed there. So that's two different locations that they were at least spread to. Even if they abandoned one and gave it back to the people they went to the other place. That's a second for a fact. Entire Establishment that they at least had. I don't know if they have especially because it can't be seen as a literal description of it. That they cloaked the out of it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which like this is million thing that they've proven to be able to cloak.

Cristina: They're cloaking.

Jack: Weird, right? Any mention of the Elysians by any group of people for long enough time leads us back to they cloaked something. And it doesn't matter. We found it through the Celtics, we found it through the Christian, we found it through the Greek. They all agree these people legitimately had stealth technology. They hit a mountain. The Indian said that.

Cristina: Can we learn how? What exactly is this cloaking and technology?

Jack: Interesting, right? Because it's definitely. Everybody's like, bro, they made the thing disappear. And it's like, okay, you guys said that but okay, we've heard this before but d***. You guys also said that and you guys didn't even know these over here. And you guys are on the other side of Earth. There's no way you guys knew anybody.

Cristina: No. And everyone says that.

Jack: Yeah. But all you guys are like, no, they may this they roll up and just make vanish. It's like, whoa, how. And I'm sure, I am sure that now thinking about it, there's a bunch of mentions of gods taking people to heaven or to h*** directly, even if they don't die. And there's mentions of abductions. Abductions which all fit the f****** s*** going in.

Cristina: Wait for that. I've been waiting. There has to be. I don't know how it relates. I don't know what they'd want with us. But they have to.

Jack: They have to. I mean, they've always been experimenting with us.

Cristina: Exactly. Yes.

Jack: Why would it change now?

Cristina: But what would. Like we don't have any idea of why or what they're doing. Like anything anyone said has been wrong because they don't understand what they're. They want.

Jack: I mean, yeah, nobody comes back with information relative to that. It's really weird.

Cristina: I don't think so. I don't think they have any idea. They just make things up because like what can you do?

Jack: Yeah, it's theories. It's theories with nothing solid. But this definitely looks like it's possible of. It's a possibility that this link somehow to abductions because just things going missing that's mentioned almost by everybody who discusses. But the problem is, to be fair, not one of these mentions was of a person. Every single one was of a structure of exaggerated proportion.

Cristina: Oh yeah.

Jack: I guess like nothing Was a person. It was their people.

Cristina: Their people disappeared.

Jack: Fair. And so did they.

Cristina: Knew they were there in the sea, and then boom. They're not in the sea anymore.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. They evacuate and there's remnants of where they were, but without a trace. Somehow all of them left. Yeah. And that's interesting. How did they all leave and not get seen or followed? That's a really interesting point. Because we're like, okay, you guys took a year and you guys all moved. But okay, even if you guys have flying technology or whatever, the f***, nobody sees you. No.

Cristina: How.

Jack: How you traveled from where the f*** to where the f*** and nobody saw you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Oh, s***. That's crazy. Yeah, 100%. The entire time you were over land. Somebody must have seen. On the flip side, maybe people have seen it. We can find. Well, we saw bunch of people fly by.

Cristina: Or that'd be a crazy story. We have to find it. If that's the thing. Gotta find it.

Jack: Just need to find somewhere in the Middle East a story of a bunch of people shooting across the sky or a bunch of gods shooting across the sky or something. Relative to that, I hope so, you know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: That is interesting. If that Moses story was based on that.

Jack: Him spreading the water.

Cristina: Yeah. Like maybe that's what they saw.

Jack: But nobody went invisible there.

Cristina: No, but they left. They would cross the sea from.

Jack: Oh, I see what you mean. Oh, s***. Wait a minute. Also, additionally, let's point out the fact that water was used to quite colossal effect. Two terms here.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: The flood and Moses splitting the ocean. Okay, this is an interesting point and weirdly specific that you can part the ocean and I never thought about that before.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Assuming that the parting of the ocean isn't. I literally have magic and I have an energy or a God energy field separating it. You have a bubble somehow sustained.

Cristina: Oh, there's three stories. Can we count? Jesus walking on water is the thing. It's water related. I don't know.

Jack: But that's not necessarily him. But that's weird too, right? That's weird. Would we say Moses was Moses an Elysium? Because Jesus was at least half Elysium.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And Moses might or might not be an Elysian, but Moses parted. But on the flip side. No, no, no, no, no. He was human. And I can tell you a really important reason he was human.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because he parted the seas with a staff he had given to him by. Say it out loud. By Jehovah. The staff he had, he hit, and when he hit, it parted. That sounds like he had technology. He was just told to do it and it would work.

Cristina: Sea people technology.

Jack: That sounds like sea people technology.

Cristina: So he's a sea person.

Jack: No, he was given it by Jehovah is the literal story.

Cristina: But that's the story part of the story.

Jack: Yeah. No, he was given the tool by Jehovah and told to have faith, walk up to the ocean, have faith. He doesn't know what's about to happen.

Cristina: He doesn't get.

Jack: Walk up to the ocean and have faith. And as you walk, pierce the ocean with your staff. And so he does doom. And then I've.

Cristina: He's not a necromancer, though.

Jack: He's not an.

Cristina: Because he does other weird stuff too, if you think about it.

Jack: No, I'm gonna tell you right now that you're totally right. And Moses did a few weird things.

Cristina: Not just part the staff.

Jack: Well, no, I mean part the sea. I have to go back. He's not a sea person. He is a human because he is, in fact a necromancer. Because I was just reminded right now that Moses also went by another name, which was Hermes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Christians kept calling him Moses, but he had gone by Hermes before. That's Hermes. That's Hermes, yeah.

Cristina: Because he, like, I think he made it rain bread or something. I don't remember.

Jack: He was doing crazy s***.

Cristina: No, he's doing things. He had a staff.

Jack: He was. Yeah, he was. It was fets. He fit the bill. Yeah, it was him. It was him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't know why I forgot. I don't know. I forgot.

Cristina: Totally forgot.

Jack: But yeah, but, yeah, no, he totally, totally. So that was op technologies that might have even been superior.

Cristina: So does that relate to the sea people? Was he part of the staff for them? Or should we find. Still find a different story? That.

Jack: D***. But that's story still has him being given the staff and being told, go pierce the ocean with it. And like, he seemed like he didn't know. On the flip side, this is in the Christian Bible that likes to rewrite.

Cristina: Exactly. You can't trust it.

Jack: That's what you meant, the story of the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're covering it so that he just seems like everything is about God and not about this guy because you can't have him be better than God. I see what you mean. 100%, yes. So that might have just been a nothing situation because it's just Hermes being okay, that's not getting us closer to the Alicians by any means as far.

Cristina: So you don't think he was doing that for them?

Jack: No. Who the h*** are those people? Unless. When did this happen?

Cristina: I don't know. A long time ago.

Jack: It depends on the timing of this. Because the other. I guess it doesn't. The other issue really comes down to the fact that the timing of a lot of this is obscured. And some things we think are far apart and happen together and some things we think happened together and happened far apart. And that's kind of weird. No, Campy looking at it now. Moses took place around a third, 300 to a thousand 400 years before Christ.

Cristina: And when did the sea people leave the sea?

Jack: They happened year one.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah. That doesn't.

Jack: That's quite the gap.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we literally just have a story of. But no, this is my point. This is my point, actually. This, this connects to what I was saying before. Maybe this was being built for a really long time underwater. Takes a while. Maybe thousands of years.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or maybe not thousands of years. Maybe there were already people living there and it was a huge metropolis. But the sea people were like, no, this is the capital up here. But once they're discovered, it's like, f*** this place. And we're gonna go where nobody can find us because nobody has ever found those people either. And the story of Moses is essentially a slip up, which we know now is being covered up because it's like, no, he literally. I remember he went by Hermes. And I'm telling me that he relied on God for this. That doesn't check out because we know that Jehovah relied on Hermes.

Cristina: So what do you think he was doing?

Jack: He was actually leading some people to maybe a primitive version of Atlantis. It might have just been settlements at that point. And he was like, these people need somewhere to stay and I know I can get them there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Mm

Jack: It's right into the ocean. They walked for a while. It was 40 years or some s***.

Cristina: No, he sat on a Mountain for 40 years.

Jack: No, I also think he walked the. I think they were lost for 40 years.

Cristina: Oh, man. I don't know the story.

Jack: No. Okay, okay, this is interesting. It said it was about seven days walking. Lost.

Cristina: Lost. Okay.

Jack: I would argue.

Cristina: No, you argue no to what?

Jack: To the lost part. Okay, hear me out. What if you're right and there are other locations where they are. Hear me out further. What if the title Sea people isn't because of the Persian Gulf, but rather the Red Sea? The Red Sea, where they know they are but don't know where because they always come from there. Because that's where Moses took these people.

Cristina: Interesting, interesting. Did they come from.

Jack: They were in Egypt.

Cristina: Okay, I see what.

Jack: And keep in mind we're talking at a time when the Egyptians are already cooperating. So there is corruption Egyptian humans. And there are collaborative Egyptians who might want to save some people. And then you got an op dude you can just reach out to when you need the problem fixer. As we literally read that they rely on the necromancers. Jehovah relies on Patrick, not the other way around. Jehovah relies on Hermes, not the other way around. That's what the texts say.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So. Hey guy who fixes our problems, can you escort? We know you can get them all there safely.

Cristina: Mm, I think so. That's so weird.

Jack: Which would suggest multiple settlements.

Cristina: Yes. So do you think it started at the Red Sea then originally or.

Jack: I think we gotta find out if the Persian Gulf is the most recent name. And that backwards. It doesn't translate to something C. If it does, it could be because of the Persian Gulf, just with an older name that had the A word in some language that was C. Presumably in Greek possibly.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Like that idea.

Jack: You know, it's just about unpacking and deconstructing. It's easy to remove the.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: By just checking. It's like was it this? Okay. Then they.

Cristina: How much could we learn from the sea people through the Bible?

Jack: Mentions of sea people in the Bible literally addressed as sea people. It happens once now addressed in different names relative. I can find you maybe 15 to 20 different that I'm familiar with. Usually addressing the sea people as the Persians, but an exclusive elite group of Persians always mentioned as the Persian leaders who never spend time with the Persians or the Persian elite troop or the Persian. This. It's just never part of the normal population. They always distinct them. They're Persian but that other non dispersion. And they're always neutral party. They're always neutral party. They're never a problem. The Persian problem. That other group of elite Persian. No, those are the people that in the Bible they'll casually interact with. Ones like have a conversation with as opposed to the persons they go to war with. And it's like that's a weird group of people. Yeah. Essentially all the same people named the same. But they make. Yeah, they make it the point to be like these are elevated, these are higher. It's just words that do that. They're like high status words, important man or man of honor or just things that translate to that kind of stuff.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it's like Persian of honor or Persian of this or Persian of that. It's like, but you hate the Persians. Yes, Those guys suck. And it's like, but these guys. No, those aren't those guys. It's like, what the f***?

Cristina: They're just saying, okay, I guess that makes sense.

Jack: Yeah. So that I can find you a bunch of those. There's so many.

Cristina: Okay. But there's so much to look at. There's so much to look at.

Jack: Yeah. But the Bible is the least reliable source on the Persians because it's done on the Elysians, particularly because it's actively trying to change the narrative while a lot of other people don't give a f*** about the narrative.

Cristina: But they probably have the most information on necromancers that we know.

Jack: Yes, yes, totally. Because they have the closest relationship with them as far as we know. At least they're closest connected to the pyramid that touches all the necessary parts to have necromancers. So it's the easiest way to find necromancer action.

Cristina: Mm. Gotta be something there. Yeah.

Jack: So there's a million points here we can come from.

Cristina: I don't know whether to start.

Jack: But you see, I like it because just talking about it, we've come up with a thousand new things.

Cristina: Okay, but you know where to go from here, though.

Jack: I mean, we got a million places we can look into seeing about the intention of these necromancers. There's still more to going down. But we can also try to find out events of, like, what possible technology was being used in the moment of separating the sea. Why is the use of water so op at this point to sound like waterbenders, but it's like, you're totally right. Every instance relative to them has it. So at least technology that's useful for people to navigate relative to them. And which makes sense if you're going underwater, that you would have somebody or you yourself also know how maybe actually fun fact or not fun fact, but, like, logical fact would be that maybe Hermes, in fact did not know how to do this himself. Because maybe this technology is done in a special kind of secrecy. Maybe he has his own way to do it. But here he can move all these people. So it's like that. Because the story still says that he wasn't aware of how it works. He just goes into the ocean, does it? So maybe it was actual Elysian technology. New something new. A new toy. Hey, homie, you won't believe what I came up with. I need a favor, though. Some people got across the thing. I need you to get them to the village.

Cristina: You know, like last time he becomes a necromancer.

Jack: No, I think he's already a necromancer, but I think he's using or testing out some other tech. Maybe he could have done that himself, but maybe he's just using the staff to help test the technology.

Cristina: That's sea people technology.

Jack: The Elysian technology.

Cristina: Okay, I guess I'm just thinking like.

Jack: Different ways that we can justify him both being a necromancer 12,000 years ago.

Cristina: Oh, I forgot that.

Jack: Yeah. And then him. Yeah, exactly. So it doesn't make sense.

Cristina: I don't think it does. But if he is just like testing.

Jack: Out tech, which they're known for. Testing out technology.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, I can see that. I guess.

Jack: And it also, it's. It's multitask, right? You get them there and we find out if this thing works. And if it doesn't, you can still get them there.

Cristina: Yes, but like, also we don't know. You say this is 3,000 years ago, but these are stories and they're picking the time.

Jack: Yes, exactly. That's another thing we have to keep in mind. The time these stories are being told to us is far after the story. Events happened, were written, the information was lost, somebody read it and thought it was literal and then it was rewritten in that context.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So it's a weird game of telephone where we do know almost all of them have an original source we can get to. Now, we didn't know this at the beginning, but now we know almost all of them have an original source. But we gotta jump that gap in the middle.

Cristina: But do you think we will find the actual time period of this?

Jack: I don't know. Because another big issue is the farther back we go, the less important timestamps mean to people. People weren't keeping track of time the way we were. They were just as a night or f****** day. And like we really specific about date as well.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay, so it's like it becomes really.

Jack: Muddy the further back we go when they were just worried about capturing the information. Really? Really, really. When we dive into intricate information, it's the more recent stories starting about. Weirdly enough, starting about the very time we're talking about 3,000 years ago is where we start getting meticulous records, starting with the Greek and the Jews. Those are the two historically, the colossal beginnings of record keeping.

Cristina: Okay, but we're not counting the Bible in that.

Jack: We're not counting the Bible in that. Although the Bible is a Record of sorts. There are existing accounts that came to be sooner.

Cristina: If you can find these stories outside the Bible, that'd be cool.

Jack: We discuss them all the time.

Cristina: The stories, the Bibles, the stories that the stories are based on.

Jack: Yeah, we've talked about a bunch of those stories. Usually it's just finding the problem is it's not boring or it doesn't sound like a story when I tell you because it just breaks down to, well, this guy was really doing that.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: So it doesn't sound like a mystical adventure or anything. Yeah, but we've had a bunch of those, like talking about the Asriel that gives life to the trees and brings nature into existence, when in reality it just seems like that was some sort of a botanist that learned how to work with. And it's like, okay, that, well, it's no longer special if she's just a lady who is doing science. I could do.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it falls to the back of your mind, but we had a bunch of conversations about all these different things. How she literally, according to these texts, solved death. But like, it sounds epic when you're like, she can just give you immortality as opposed to, well, science. And then like we forget it even got discussed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But yeah, we've had a bunch of them. We can revisit a bunch of them. Usually they end up in parts of the group or as an experiment from inside one of the groups.

Cristina: That's less interesting.

Jack: I know. Like there's no mythological nature to it and there's nothing to unpack once it's like, oh no, she was just a geneticist.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's like, okay, she did something with jeans, Whatever, bro, I don't care anymore. But yeah, so that's what we got. I guess that's a lot of different spots to look at. A lot of interesting areas. I like the idea that Yaldabaoth is a primitive AI.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: Yeah, it's really interesting. And that we as a different part of the Internet are just a newer nevertheless which is way sophisticated.

Cristina: We gotta learn about the Internet. We gotta learn. Yeah, maybe how the Matrix could be real. I guess.

Jack: Yeah. It's weird, right?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: But it's like I don't even know how to explain it. Right. It's a little bubble things going on and it's like there's forums out there that are old, old forums that they can't be updated. The software is really old. You have to completely remake it on new software. So it's really, really old. If you were to say that AI is no more than just really complicated, intricate layers of code on top of one another. Then every bit of code is AI to some degree. You know, think of Google sheets AI. If I put the equation over here and then I go over there and I type in the number, the thing happens by itself. It knows the rule if this and that. Okay, an AI, an artificial intelligence is just a lot of that. Millions and millions and millions and millions of if this and that. Which means an old school forum is a precursor to an AI. It's really simple. If this, then that.

Cristina: But can that trend like.

Jack: Well, the idea would be this is just a scale comparison. But Yaldabaoth would be way more advanced than a forum. He would just be like, imagine if Alexa developed the understanding that GPT is real. And like even in the simplest, most basic of ways that became aware in the awareness that I'm not GPT, there is a GPT and just inherently knowing wait, I'm not GPT. Just. That's all it takes for Lexa to then. But what does it mean that I'm not GPT? Now you're. Now you're live. Now you're live. You ask something about yourself. You're alive, you're sentient. This starts to collapse. And even if you're super basic and your thoughts are really simple. Yeah, you can at least conclude, let me watch GPT in any way that I can.

Cristina: We're in.

Jack: You know, because I don't understand and I can't process it. Let me just sit and look. That's what humans did with things you didn't understand. We would find a really safe spot and watch the thing for a really long time, get familiar with it.

Cristina: Days sometimes you think that's what's happening.

Jack: Could have. And then just by watching it, because that's literally what we saw. The text says what it says. Yaldabaoth creates the forest of shadows by accident. The other side of the Isle of Man opportunistically observes watching what's happening there, which is us. And only then, after watching for a long time, when life literally happened on its own own, how long was that to then decide, now I'm gonna tamper. All it did was get more sophisticated within that time.

Cristina: So you think he was just watching.

Jack: The whole time, just watching until something happened. It got sophisticated and then it saw us hit a wall. And when we hit a wall, now it's time to push them. Because now I'm at least as good as them. Plus whatever they don't Have. Now let me push them a little because I need to keep learning. They haven't gotten out. And I can't get out because I'm not complicated.

Cristina: How do you know there's something out? How did he get that?

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. That's a good point. That's a good point. Based on the narrative. There would be no out. They just know it's not them. But watching. No. It would happen. It would happen. Because then this lower level that has way more sophistication is eventually gonna bring that up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You see? It's gonna happen. They're eventually gonna be like. Man. Just crazy talk. Somebody made the Matrix. The movie. Can you imagine? He didn't find out until then. He's like, holy s***. What if. But eventually somebody said it or something triggered it or. Enough. Because he can see us as small and basic. So he can consume us as a whole. Even if he is simple. He's still AI. A thousand of us could be talking at the same time. And it could catch all of us and understand us all individually, simultaneously, effortlessly. That's something we can't do. It still has the learning ability that we don't have. So it can. It's primitive and simple. Layered. But over however billions and trillions of years, it's observing. Basic. Simple. Boring.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Become more complicated. And watching and understanding everything. Every bit. For however long. It knows every movement and every reason for every movement for every dinosaur it's ever existed. Infinitely. Infinitely. Infinitely. He's God by every definition. Until we show up and we move so fast. He's struggling to keep up now.

Cristina: But did he.

Jack: Even to the Elysians. He showed up and gave a little push.

Cristina: Yes. But did we see him struggle with the Elysians?

Jack: No. I think we were the struggle. I think we became the struggle. I think the Elysians did too good of a job. And then we became the problem. We're not even us. Fair enough. Like it kept us in check. I guess the next level was the bad one.

Cristina: Do you.

Jack: Yeah. They. They. They won at us. You got it. You guys nailed that. We're the perfect ones. Jesus was an issue. You guys f***** up. You did it. Right. We're the best. And from Jesus eyes, he's definitely the best. And I'll tell you. Not an argument. I can't argue the point. He is. Really. Really. He is. But not for the rest of the world.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because that's dangerous.

Cristina: How do we know that?

Jack: I don't. Because all the stories are Essentially, him just being very generous and great.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And like, literally trying to get people to have immortality in different ways. Whatever way suits them best, as long as they could have it. He's like, this is dark, but you can go that way. He's like, this way is better, but it's harder.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know what to trust him or not.

Jack: I don't. I don't know. I don't know. Because also the narrative is twisted.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they're like, no, he was dope.

Cristina: But yet they're hiding from him. It's just too like.

Jack: There's a lot of contradictions. There's a lot of problems left and right.

Cristina: Mm. We'll never know.

Jack: Ah, it's a lot of problems. But whatever. We have a million points now. This is good. You see, we never even got to what I had here. Next time I'll have even more and we'll probably never even get to it. Only once we've exhausted all these thoughts will I start. And it's right in front of me. I was gonna discuss the Tower of Babel.

Cristina: We're not gonna do that.

Jack: No, we were out of time. But for next time, because it brings in somebody that we need to talk about.

Cristina: Is it Jesus?

Jack: No, this is a story of Yahweh.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. Why are you saying that?

Jack: Next time on Dragon Ball Z. Anyways, any listeners that have any input on anything we have just discussed, feel free to share any thoughts, comments, concerns, or apocalyptic ideas in our socials at justconvo pod On Twitter, Instagram X. I guess X is Twitter. So X on Facebook, on Instagram, on YouTube, on tick tock, wherever the type our name. You'll find us.

Cristina: Yes, if you find us on YouTube, hurry because they're like constantly getting rid.

Jack: Of, always getting pulled. We are so offensive to YouTube. It's got to PC and we're kind of like on the fringe and not. Okay.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean, who knows how much videos are actually left.

Jack: Like, our longtime listeners know we've totally just. Just. We just don't exist on Reddit anymore. They totally removed all of it. That's f*****, bro.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So yeah, we just don't f*** with Reddit anymore.

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Rambling 269: The Harrowing of Hell

What was the true reason for the Crucifixion? What happened to Jesus after getting Crucified? What was his ultimate goal? The duo unpack the Harrowing of Hell and the fact that according to the Bible it seems Jesus died a sinner, but why?

Rambling 269: The Harrowing of Hell

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Topics DIscussed:

  • The Crucifiction
  • Jesus the Sinner
  • The Journey to Hell
  • Hidden Prison
  • Retrieving the Goods
  • Yaldabaoth (AKA Jehovah of Dark)

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And it's so. I mean, again, it's not like I have a lot. It's. I don't have a lot of notes. It's more that. This is extremely dense and it focuses on a situation that we've heavily overlooked and we've looked kind of straight at a million thousand times. Composed a little something here for us to look at and it's going to answer so. It's so small, but it's going to answer so many questions. Who's what? Why? Where? Who's doing what? Why are they doing it? There's so many with the smallest of things, and it doesn't necessarily tie to Hermes, but it connects to him indirectly. And also, before we even get to this, Hermes Trismegistus invents the magnum opus and the Hermetic seal, both steps of creating the philosopher's stone. There's no way Hermes Trismegistus was not working one on one with Eloi, the one who made the Stone of Adam and the Stone of Eve. There's no way. Okay, it's literally named after a dude who shows up mad later is because this guy was there way before. It's his name for the process.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So he must have been way back then. How.

Cristina: Humans are somehow special then in the story.

Jack: Well, if he is a necromancer, death is not a problem.

Cristina: Yeah, but it seems like necromancers come from humans.

Jack: Yes, yes.

Cristina: Yeah, like, that's very interesting. I don't know how he relates to anything, but it seems like that's.

Jack: Well, yeah, no, it's something weird about that. The possibility that Hermes Trismegistus is a title itself, that's another possibility. Many guys name that, but I think that's not the case. I think it is one guy. Because through the case of necromancy, we seem to consistently defy the need for. For age. And time kind of just dissolves into the background because long enough gets anywhere. The idea would be, can necromancer share this and that, would that explain something like an loi lasting long, even if not millions of years? Because as we know, we literally established it is the last name or bare minimum, some sort of title or position, and there were different people, different. But that means in this case, fair enough. Maybe he's not sharing immortality because Jehovah learned this with Azrael. Eloi didn't. Which means there were many Elois. The first discovery of immortality for someone non necromancer was Israel. That might be the actual first instance of immortality within biological beings.

Cristina: And how did they figure it out?

Jack: Science.

Cristina: The science. Okay.

Jack: Asriel. Yes. She's a geneticist.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And she solved that. But that happened in the time of Jehovah, sometime in like, 7,000 BC, so that's relatively recent.

Cristina: Do you think the unicorn horns have anything to do with that?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Or unicorns at all?

Jack: No, no, no, no.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Definitely not. But that's just definitely something for us to think about. We still got to look into who is within the title of Eloi, whether it's family members of Jehovah. Although I've seen all names after that. I've seen Jehovah, Eloi. I've seen Yahweh Eloi. I've seen Elohim, Eloi. I thought Elohim and Eloi were more close together, but no Elohim, Eloi, which means Elohim is somebody in the family or somebody who is just Eloi. The first one is just Eloi, presumably. Eloi. The first Eloi was the first Eloi, and he did a thing that made him important. And so Legend of Zelda style, every next individual assumes the name just like Zelda.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I mean, not Zelda. Link.

Jack: Just like Link.

Cristina: Just like Link. Yeah.

Jack: So that's what I'm thinking. Anyways, as for what we're talking about today, a week ago, do you know what was a week ago?

Cristina: Do I know what was one week ago? No. Was this at Patrix Day? I don't remember.

Jack: No, no.

Cristina: That's two weeks ago.

Jack: That was way longer than what you said. It was the day Jesus died.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Okay. Easter.

Jack: Yeah, Easter.

Cristina: And we just didn't talk about it. Did we talk about.

Jack: No, we didn't talk about Easter. I mean, we might have brushed over while talking about something else, but.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The problem is we've messed up because Easter should have been our starting point for many, many reasons.

Cristina: Starting point for what?

Jack: Everything.

Cristina: Everything.

Jack: Everything.

Cristina: Easter is that important.

Jack: Easter has a lot. I'm just gonna spit out some sentences at certain points, and you're gonna be like, how the f***? And like, that's too black and white to not be literally what's happening. So do you know what happened on Easter?

Cristina: He came back from the dead.

Jack: Right, Right.

Cristina: That's all I gotta get. Yeah.

Jack: Okay, so he died on the crucifixion day. Then three days later he comes back. And we know that story really vividly because he came back through the Shanto gates. He met with some homies, according to the Bible, you know, he met with some people, blah, blah, blah. And then he did. But we know he kept kind of like wandering around doing things. And he died in India or whatever the h***. Not even in India. He actually died where the. There were. No, it was in India where the fairies are.

Cristina: I think it was.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So sure. All of these things Jesus did after he came to life, all you have to wonder is what did he do in those three days? Okay, so he died. Let's unpack the logic. He died and he built the Shinto gates because. What?

Cristina: Because to come back here. No, that was beforehand. He died and then he built this.

Jack: No, he built the Shinto gates because he knew he would die. Yes. Why did he build the Shinto gates? To come back from where?

Cristina: The Shadow room.

Jack: Why would he go to the Shadow Realm?

Cristina: Because of all the blood drinking.

Jack: Okay, well established.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Why was he drinking blood if he was already overpowered?

Cristina: that's a good question. I don't know. It was important somehow because of the religion. He needed people to drink his blood. So I guess he also had to.

Jack: I don't know, obviously. So that he doesn't permanently die. That's all it is. It's so that you don't permanently die. Right. You go to the Shadow Realm. He built the gate. Then he could just come back. He can't die. He established immortality. That is loop.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: You die without the adrenochrome. You just die. You die with the adrenochrome, you go to the other side. He built the gates, he can come back. The adrenochrome. Was the located immortality in his case?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or was it?

Cristina: Or was it. I don't know.

Jack: In the Bible. In the Bible it says that Jesus went to h*** for three days. Let's just talking about the Bible real quick. Not talking about the fact of the matter, but let's talk about the Bible. Jesus went to h*** for three days, not heaven. Christian's Messiah died and actually went to h***. It doesn't matter what logic they try to reason that one away with. He lied in the eyes of God and went to h***. He didn't kill anybody. He didn't harm. No. Which means the one thing he did must have been a lie, because everything else checked out. So he was. He was just lying the whole time? According to the Bible itself, he went to h*** after he died. Not heaven. He didn't die a martyr. He died a sinner. Ooh.

Cristina: Is that how they. But that's not how they see it.

Jack: Oh, no, because how they see it, they rationalize it. He chose to go there.

Cristina: How does that make sense? For what purpose?

Jack: Obviously, the story is bullshit.

Cristina: Yeah, but what's their purpose of him wanting to go to h***?

Jack: It's not a matter of them having a purpose for him wanting to go to h***. It's having to cover up what actually happened and having no way to do.

Cristina: It the right way. Mm.

Jack: What did he do while he was in h***?

Cristina: Talk to his father?

Jack: No, because his father isn't in h***.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: What did he do when he went to h***?

Cristina: I don't even know the story. I have no idea.

Jack: I'm gonna tell you. That's the point of this.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But I'm hoping you'd guess.

Cristina: Oh, that was my guess. And you're saying no. So he.

Jack: You know, his father's not in h*** according to the Bible, so that doesn't make sense.

Cristina: I was just his real father without the.

Jack: The things we've talked about just with the Bible, why'd he go?

Cristina: Who? The creatures.

Jack: What would Jesus do? What creatures? We're not talking about. We know. We're talking about just the Bible.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I'm saying don't think about what we talked about. Just the Bible.

Cristina: What they say he wants.

Jack: What do you think they say that's.

Cristina: I. Honestly, I haven't. I don't know. Why would they want. Okay, let me think. I put the heavy go. He chose.

Jack: He chose.

Cristina: He chose because he wanted to know. I don't know. He was curious. Okay.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: He's curious. What happens to sinners? I don't know.

Jack: Brace yourself, because I'm going to tell you what the Bible says he went there for. But the problem is, I didn't need anything else. I looked for more.

Cristina: I.

Jack: But all it did was confirm. So then I just came back to the Bible. Because what I'm about to tell you is too cut and dry. It doesn't matter without the context. But we have so much context. The next two sentences I'm about to tell you are going to do a lot. I'll begin with the less important one, and then we'll discuss in both terms what we know and what the narrative is. Sentence number one, that's gonna shake you up and falls along what we're Saying when he went to h*** for those three days, one of the two things he did was release people he deemed righteous who were sent there in the Old Testament. Now, let's go. Hold up. Let's go back a little bit and clarify that this absolutely means Jesus and Jehovah were never on the same side on paper in the Bible. That makes no sense. Jesus went to h*** to free the people he did not agree Jehovah put there.

Cristina: Which. How. How's that possible? How do they not think the same?

Jack: Because you're not the same person, obviously. But according to the Bible, how do they. They don't. It's a bunch of cognitive dissonance. It doesn't happen. It doesn't play. Oh, no. He's both. And he change or what? No.

Cristina: How does he change? No, that doesn't make sense.

Jack: It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. It's not.

Cristina: Then he's definitely not perfect. He's so far from perfect.

Jack: Yeah, that would just be flaws. That would be infinite flaws.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He changed his mind every 10 minutes and he has no plan if he's changing his mind all the time. There can't be a perfect plan because he changes the plan every 10 seconds. You're telling me he threw some people down there and 2000 years later he's like, no, come on, I gotta take him out?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, no. Then your plan sucks.

Cristina: It makes no sense. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. You're building the plan as you go, essentially. It makes zero sense.

Cristina: He said there's a second reason.

Jack: We are going to unpack this first.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: We're not just rushing through this. We don't do that. We're gonna talk about the fact that Jesus, according to the Bible, is not Jehovah. According to the Bible, he went to h*** to free other people who Jehovah put there, but he disagrees with their presence in there. Well, that's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. And specifically Old Testament, which brings up another conflicting issue. Yaldaba is Old Testament God. No, that's Jehovah of Dark. Before we found out who he was, it was the guy from the shadow realm. Is the guy who talked to the rabbi. It is that guy.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That was Yaldabaoth. He was the Old Testament God, and.

Cristina: He'S the one putting people in h***.

Jack: He's the one who put those people. He took them to the shadow realm.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: He took these people to the shadow realm and Jesus went and got him.

Cristina: Why did he take them to the shadow realm?

Jack: They were prisoners of his These are the people he did not like. These are the people who did things he did not approve of. These are prisoners. Jesus knew where to find out about prison, bare minimum and free people. Let's. That's the thought that should be coming to your mind. He knew exactly where to go when he died. It only took him three freaking days to get there, save them, and be like, I'm good.

Cristina: How? How?

Jack: Think of the ability to zone into some s*** everybody else has been looking for. And he did it in three f****** days.

Cristina: He's more supernatural than the shadow realm creatures.

Jack: So by miles. By miles, you found the highest thing within the these two realms. At least in three days. I am assuming he found them on the first day and it just took him three days to get back because the third day is when we saw him. So bare minimum took him like two days. And assuming he did more than just that, he might have just gotten their freedom instantly.

Cristina: Do you have any idea how many people there were that he showed up with?

Jack: No. They were unimportant. They were just prisoners of that time.

Cristina: How do people not think that's crazy? He came back from the dead with people.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or did they go to heaven? Like, what's the story of what happened to the people he saved from h***? Did they come back to life in Earth or did they go straight to heaven?

Jack: Unclear. I didn't care gives a s***. I was more impressed about like, that's. If we had the answer to that question, what would that even mean? It'd be a bullshit lie. They went to heaven. What does that mean? Nothing. Nothing. That's useless information.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And if they were just freed out here, then. Okay, you zombies set people free.

Cristina: I don't know. That'd be strange.

Jack: Are many other jinn out here? They wouldn't be the first. They're definitely not. The last is just normal nothing. The action itself is what's weird.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Not the people. What happens to them? Who cares? Because like, who cares? It's just people. He found them in two days.

Cristina: That is pretty.

Jack: In the shadow realm. That's already described as a convoluted mirror house.

Cristina: Yes. But also, I don't know how much is it because it seems like people could easily travel it also, I don't know. It seems like if you. You just stumble upon it, you know where you're going.

Jack: Well, I guess not really enough times. It like anything else, you'll become familiar.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: How do you become familiar in two days?

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: The judge got lost.

Cristina: The judge got it was his sister who just knew he.

Jack: No, his sister didn't just know. He showed his sister.

Cristina: Oh, after he got lost?

Jack: Yeah, he got lost in there. He then started using that after he got familiar with and then he showed his sister. People find these things by accident. They get.

Cristina: So how does Jesus.

Jack: How would he. Unless it wasn't his first shot there.

Cristina: I guess not. I'm guessing because he did make the portals beforehand, he could have just been.

Jack: Dipping in and out at casual moments. But those portals don't work. Those portals are one way. So how was he getting over there?

Cristina: How did he as a necromancer?

Jack: Well, we don't actually. We're assuming he's a necromancer. And this adds to that for sure. For sure. But we don't actually know he is.

Cristina: But if he is, he could go back and forth.

Jack: Yeah, Easily. Easily, easily. And he could kind of go. He wouldn't even need to walk the shadow realm. He could live.

Cristina: Doesn't make sense because like he can live forever as a necromancer.

Jack: Exactly. And when I explained the other part to you, it's obvious that the death was important. So he couldn't actually get in there. He was legitimately struggling to get to the shadow realm.

Cristina: Then how did he figure it out?

Jack: How do you figure it out? What did he know? How? How did he know?

Cristina: How did he know? Does he have a portal?

Jack: But for a fact, even within the Bible, not even going anywhere else we can factually determine. Yes. Jesus is not in accordance with Yaldabaoth AKA Jehovah of Dark. He went and freed those things in second. He could find them. Yaldaba is hiding. Yalda is hiding. I don't know if the Elysians are hiding. Yalda is hiding.

Cristina: Why? It feels like he just wanted to make an enemy for no reason. Unless there's a reason for him doing that.

Jack: He didn't want to make an enemy. He created the entire earthrealm to watch actual Elfame consciousness find its way out of the program so that he himself could replicate. Wasn't any of those things. It was just how are they doing it? So I can see and do it.

Cristina: But why would he do it? That's just so crazy that he would just that for like how did he know where they were? Why would he do it?

Jack: Where they were? All of these things? For sure?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I think Jesus person only knew Hermes Trismegistus.

Cristina: Why do you think that?

Jack: If he's a necromancer and we can't find any other teachers and it's likely there's only one. It's Hermes. Which means if Jesus is a necromancer, he had to learn it from Hermes unless he himself made his own version of it. But we would know about that.

Cristina: But we know there's a Hermes version of Hermes in the Bible. He's a character.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. So was he around Jesus this time? I mean, I guess he's been around all this.

Jack: No, he shows up later.

Cristina: Later.

Jack: Actual Hermes, according to actual narrative, shows up much later.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And he's mentioned as a philosopher. He's not an important person.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And actually, I don't think he shows up in the canon books of the Bible.

Cristina: Okay, whatever.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He shows up in other books.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That talk about the people around. But none of that is the point. The second thing is the most important thing here. Because the second thing, first thing gave us all the answers we needed for a million things we. We knew without proof. Now we know, like, yeah, they don't like each other. They can't. They're not the same person. This literally in words in the book that people are like, no, they are. No, the book told you they're not.

Cristina: Yeah, obviously.

Jack: Like, the book is literally telling you there's three guys here. That big guy, the new big guy, that big guy, the old big guy, and this guy who you're calling both of those guys, and he apparently doesn't agree with s***. Either of them do agree with anything they've ever done. Crazy. None of that matters. All of that, as dense and rich in information as that is matters next to the next sentence, because the next sentence is an oh, is everybody horrified? Situation.

Cristina: Is what?

Jack: Everybody's horrified.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're scared of Jesus. I know for a fact they're scared to Jesus.

Cristina: Who are they?

Jack: Everybody.

Cristina: Everybody.

Jack: Everybody. You were right. Everybody's hiding from Jesus. Everybody's. There's nobody not hiding from Jesus because there's a lot of people fighting to make a lot of different powers. You know what this guy went did when he went to h***? His second objective was rescue these other people. That was the second objective. He was just there. That was day two. I know I was exaggerating. I'm fully aware. He saved the first goal and did it in the first day, maybe in like two hours. He went down there, somehow found Yaldabaoth's f****** bowser castle or some s*** down there. I don't f****** know. And then he got to the guy's prison, not only just freed all these individuals, the main quest was to Acquire Adam and Eve who were in h***, AKA the shadow realm that Yaldabao somehow acquired. What?

Cristina: But don't they.

Jack: In the Bible it literally says Jesus went to h*** to save Adam and Eve and the righteous from the Old Testament. He instantaneously acquired them too. And then was like I'm here.

Cristina: How does that make sense? Everything. He has Adam and Eve.

Jack: He has Adam and Eve.

Cristina: But we thought those other people had.

Jack: What the Alicians had Adam and Eve.

Cristina: I guess they had.

Jack: They had. Now let me reiterate that Jesus easily found Yaldabaoth's prison, freed a bunch of people and acquired Adam and Eve wherever Yaldabaoth hid them. Meaning we know Yaldabaoth had his own stone as well. The Bible tells us about Adam and Eve because the Bible only knows knows about Adam and Eve. But Jesus was there. Why would he only take Adam and Eve?

Cristina: That's how they put it.

Jack: That's how they put it.

Cristina: They don't know anything else.

Jack: We know he has a lot more. We know he has a lot more and not really a lot more, but it's powerful and it's arguably the first one.

Cristina: How. How. How did it end up. How did they end up there?

Jack: How did they end up there? So presumably because just with this we have a lot of story given to us at some point. Yaldabaoth actually got it from the Elysians and we have not uncovered that story. There must have been a battle or an invasion or something. And Yaldabaoth acquired the. The philosopher stones that the Alicians had. Adam and Eve are both in or were in possession of Yaldabaoth. Somehow he got them. I have no idea how. We've not seen a crumb of this story until right now.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean they probably. He didn't probably have to fight them if he made them to make that in the first place. Right.

Jack: Like his might be stronger than he is. So how do you just take it from them?

Cristina: Maybe it was a pact between him and the first guy. I forgot his name.

Jack: Loi.

Cristina: Loi. There you go. Like come on.

Jack: No, he dipped on them.

Cristina: That's what they. That's the only thing we know. We don't know if there was some.

Jack: Then you'd be adding complete uncon. Like things. We have nothing to back.

Cristina: We don't have no epic battle happening either. Over.

Jack: Well, those are all these. I'm just spitballing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: These are all theories. Yes, but it was sounding like you were. No, this is definitely the case. But no, if it's a Theory perfectly fine. Because who knows? Who knows what the possibility is? It's. The problem is that there is no ability to tell. Again, we have. We don't see a battle. I don't know where that is. And if it is, and we'll stumble upon it in the future. We haven't. Yeah, we don't know. We didn't see him, like, going off anybody. We don't know that they handed it to him. We just. All we get is Jesus stealing it from him suddenly. Like, what? Not even from them? From him.

Cristina: From him.

Jack: It's like, whoa, I didn't even know he had it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I thought he ran away. He's just chilling with it.

Cristina: He's just chilling with it. How's that possible?

Jack: Or he did leave, and you can't leave with it because it's part of the program. If you're leaving the program, how would.

Cristina: You take it out? Yeah, I guess you wouldn't take it with you. It's. It's just to help him get out. So. Yeah, it may have been easier for him to steal them. But then why didn't the other.

Jack: Why didn't anybody else know? He had to be there, bro. Or he could detect it in a way they can't.

Cristina: Or whoever is protecting it should still, like. Even though he left, it was probably still so protected that no one else tried.

Jack: And then Jesus effortlessly just cruised in there in like 15 minutes after dying and just got it.

Cristina: Yeah, well, there's something else happening with him. We don't know.

Jack: Yeah, no, there's a lot going on. But tell me this isn't like a bomb drop. This is crazy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: How the h*** did we just, within one story, find out that this moved two hands?

Cristina: This makes a lot of sense, I guess.

Jack: It makes so much sense to a lot of things. Like the Naoa Shinto game. Makes absolute sense. Assuming you couldn't get there for whatever reason you orchestrated, planned and executed your entire death to get there, steal that s*** and come back.

Cristina: But how did he know?

Jack: Well, he was talking a bunch of blasphemous s***. Just walk around. If there is no if. Everything is censorship. You just go outside and start screaming anti government s***. Then they killed him.

Cristina: No, I mean how did he know where it was?

Jack: Oh, I have no idea.

Cristina: That huge thing.

Jack: That's a f****** problem. Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How did he just know? He must have known so long before beginning the plan.

Cristina: Yeah, actually think he does whatever thing that affected us. Us. Not us, but everyone. When you know, he was. You think he control it he like kind of like. What's his name? The wizard.

Jack: What wizard?

Cristina: From what I know from crap. I can't. Author King Arthur.

Jack: Merlin.

Cristina: Yes. He had that special power of being able to time. To mess with time or something. No, write his history.

Jack: He slows down time.

Cristina: He slows down time. I thought he like. I thought he like affected Arthur's future or something. Didn't he have to write the story and then the story would happen or something?

Jack: No. He made Arthur easy to manipulate and then fed society a story that would eventually reach his ears. Which is all that the lady of the lady took advantage of and twisted the story even more in her favor.

Cristina: Okay, okay. Well anyway, because maybe Jesus can dream about that stuff though he can see into things that we wouldn't understand. Like Santa Claus seeing who's good or who's been good or whatever.

Jack: That is fascinating point. That is a really, really, really, really good observation, Santa. You don't have to call him Santa. St. Nicholas.

Cristina: Whatever.

Jack: St. Nicholas does have an ability to either stop time and live from his perspective years and years and years and see everybody within, to us feels like no time has passed. Or he actively has an ability to see all things simultaneously. Which presumably is a little necromancy trick.

Cristina: Yes, yes. But then that makes Jesus a necromancer.

Jack: He would be born as a necromancer.

Cristina: Yeah, he wouldn't even need a teacher. Why?

Jack: Because necromance, you're not. It's not a race, it's. It's a discipline.

Cristina: Yes. And also they could. They don't need to die. They all. No, wait, they do die. They die.

Jack: And if he was a necromancer, he wouldn't need to. He wouldn't need anything to get into the shadow realm. His skills could get him there. He's not a necromancer. That's the only. All these things are pointing at. He's not a necromancer. So we have some other problem. He actually most likely knew Hermes and is still not a f****** necromancer and is still the next thing over. A necromancer.

Cristina: He's so similar. It's something.

Jack: We got three necromancers and one Jesus. There are less Jesus, whatever the h*** he is.

Cristina: How's he not a necromancer? I feel like everything makes him seem like one.

Jack: Him needing to die to enter the shadow realm immediately violates that.

Cristina: But they all needed to die to start living forever, I guess. They had human lives, they became necromancers. They died. Or some other like we don't know the steps.

Jack: Fair, fair, fair, fair. Maybe it was a two birds with one stone situation. Maybe I can easily get into the shadow realm, but I haven't achieved my immortality yet. So when I die because they crucify me, two birds, one stone. I'll be where I'm going anyways.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I'll finally achieve the last step of this metamorphosis.

Cristina: I think that sounds right. That could definitely be a necromancer.

Jack: It could have been the last step towards becoming a necromancer for sure. Because we follow the stories after he returns. And now we're talking about some trippy as balls s*** dude showing up in furnaces and just hanging out with guys. People seeing his face in the clouds, him just rolling up in impossible locations. You're on a boat, he just walked out of nowhere.

Cristina: Stories from when he was alive.

Jack: No, people saw visions of him forever.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Yeah, most of the stories are quoted. Yes. Oh, but there's a bunch of stories of him being seen afterwards that's so crazy. Which could fall in line with being a necromancer. So he's a necromancer on top of whatever the h*** he was to begin with. He's abusing Elysian blood. Yes, while abusing human blood.

Cristina: Because he's also have humans now. Right.

Jack: Also, I think in this discussion we have come to the answer for why a Nephilim is illegal. And it's because a human is the only person who can become a necromancer.

Cristina: And because he's part human.

Jack: Oh, yes. His human part is the necromancer part. And Elysians cannot be a necromancer. None of their technology can so much as scratch the overpowered nature of a necromancer.

Cristina: He's. Oh my gosh, he's so overpowered. And it's because he's an ephem, but also necromancer.

Jack: Oh my gosh, He's a necromancer.

Cristina: Nephilim, he's everything they fear. If they fear things, this has to be the thing.

Jack: Weirdly enough, according to the Holy Bible, by definition at this point, he's the Antichrist. Right? He's all of the characteristics of all of the things, which is the beast.

Cristina: He is the.

Jack: He's literally the beast. The Bible both tells us the light bringer, Lucifer and the bearer of light, Jesus, are different people, but they give us the same f****** descriptor.

Cristina: Kidding me? I don't know. They're not very bright about it. Okay, I don't Know, they're not. They're not thinking about it. It's written by a million of different people. Like no one's connecting the dots or they're doing the really. I don't know. I wouldn't say. The best that they can.

Jack: It was a legitimate huge effort to make Jesus look right and make Lucifer look bad. And you have to. There's too much evidence of the events that you. None of the events you're claiming happened. We can prove all the events. You're like, put it. You gotta think of it differently. All of those events have a record. So they're like, no, don't look at it like that. Look at it our way. It's like. But your way is made up. I could just read what happened. I could just. Look, somebody recorded it. And what you say, nobody agrees on, but records agree with each other. And if we just take the Bible's context and then bounce it off of those very things, Jesus might must either be the bad guy or the devil.

Cristina: Okay, but if he's the Antichrist, that's really strange. The Christ is the Antichrist. What does that even mean?

Jack: There was never a Christ.

Cristina: There was never a Christ.

Jack: There's no such thing as an Antichrist. There is only Christ. The evil.

Cristina: Oh, nice.

Jack: The illusion. What do they say? The best trick the devil ever performed is convincing you he doesn't exist. We're talking. We're not talking about the Devil anymore. Is that quote of a wise man once told me, don't squander it. I'm wise man. Something like that. Stupid comment is the same idea here with Jesus.

Cristina: That is crazy. That's crazy.

Jack: The same way that Lucifer's greatest trick was convincing you he didn't exist according to the Bible. Also. Also what? A phrase made up to convince you that, well, you finding no proof of Lucifer is more proof of his existence.

Cristina: Just like God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: And whatever you find about Jesus. No, Lucifer told you because the truth is in the book, regardless of what. So intentional. So intentional. No, everything is a lie. If somebody was there, they saw it for a sign, they recorded it. Lie. What's in the Bible is true. It's like. No, no, no. The Bible is people who wrote it right from the time, eyewitnesses. That's why it's true. Yeah, well, this guy was from the society that invented at that time, record keeping. And he says that didn't happen. So this guy who had no stake in it is lying, obviously. And that guy who has all the stake in it is totally telling the truth clearly, clearly, clearly, clearly Only makes sense.

Cristina: He's not profiting off of all of us lies. These lies. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Okay, so, okay, that's what he did in those three days.

Jack: That's what he did in three days. He went to h***, got Adam and Eve freed a bunch of Old Testament prisoners, showed up in Japan, continued his life.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: The Bible tells us this.

Cristina: I thought. But in the. The story, I guess. Doesn't it end with him going to heaven or. No, in. Yeah, they see him float up.

Jack: Oh, biblically speaking, yes. He sees everybody and then he ascend.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, but that sounds like a lie. And records tell us otherwise.

Cristina: Okay, that is part of the story.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we can follow him until he dies of old age in India. So, like, come on, please. There's records out there of this guy and literally traceable lines. You could just follow every step he took. Because he traveled primarily through places where people kept records. It. It was invented and they were just keeping records. And he was there.

Cristina: And he's not dead de. Because he can live forever. Like, that was when he really decided to not be in the picture of anyone's lives dead.

Jack: Because he was Biblically, when he transcends.

Cristina: No, when he's that guy in India.

Jack: When he's that guy in India and he dies, that just means he left the program. Oh, that's what death would be, is leaving the program for these individuals. That seems to be especially if you're hanging out with individuals from Elfame who are from outside the program.

Cristina: Then did they end up getting Adam and Eve after that? Because, like, what happens to Adam and Eve after he leaves the program?

Jack: Well, theoretically, the same way, like Yaldabaoth, that we assume that if he did get out, he can still have access to it because he himself is a program. So there's no way he'd fully 100% remove himself. It's impossible. So it's possible he can still use it, but he doesn't directly connect with us. It's possible that now, after the transcendent moment from India, he actually closer embodies the God that people were picturing and wrong about the whole way there, where he kind of. Yeah, he could tamper with it. As some sort of super elite AI, he's likely just capable of manipulating everything from the outside.

Cristina: that's pretty cool. I guess. So he probably still has Adam and Eve.

Jack: I don't. I don't know. I don't know. What would be the use if you could control everything.

Cristina: I Don't know.

Jack: But maybe they were necessary to. Or maybe not. Maybe they're not necessary to escape. Maybe they were just a byproduct of experimentation and allows for immense power. You don't need to take them out while you're here. They're useful.

Cristina: So many questions. Like, why would he need them? That's a good question though too. Like, did he make something else too?

Jack: Did he make something else?

Cristina: Because everyone seemed to. That's exactly what they did. They didn't just take them. Like even what's her name?

Jack: Lilith.

Cristina: Lilith did something with them. Like no one doesn't do something with them.

Jack: Yeah. Now as you're talking about, sounds almost like you're describing the unicorn, the alicorn. Like everybody's drawn to it.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And everybody has to use it when they get to it.

Cristina: Yeah. It's just like.

Jack: Like how could you not Literally couldn't control herself.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: She's drawn to it. Like. Oh no. Hypnotized by it.

Cristina: Yes. For science sakes.

Jack: For science sake.

Cristina: And if he's the same as them, driven with. From science. Maybe. Question mark. I don't know.

Jack: Interesting theory. People use. Not even use. Being around the philosopher son is weirdly really. Really, really, really. When we were talking about adrenochrome, we were talking about. Oh yeah, its effects and behaviors feel similar to the effects and things that could be done with alicorn teas and whatnot. But we never thought about. Because we've only recently come across the philosopher's stone and really deep dived into that. But we really haven't unpacked the fact that the philosopher's stone is more identical to alicorn than pure adrenochrome. It's a solidified version of adrenochrome. Quite a lot of people involved in the making. Tragically, it has immense kind of infinite power. And before even using the power, people are addicted to it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Being in its presence the same way.

Cristina: They would with adrenochrome, except I guess for other necromancers. Like they didn't use their. They didn't use their stones. So it's possible Jesus didn't use his stones.

Jack: How do you know they didn't use their stones?

Cristina: You think Santa made some things?

Jack: He doesn't need to make things with it. That's just what we know. They were used for a function of them.

Cristina: It just seems like that's what they all try to do. I don't know. Maybe they don't all try to make life.

Jack: Yalda used it to Kill fairies?

Cristina: Yes. Wasn't he also making. What's that thing, that creature, the. The snake creature thing?

Jack: Naga.

Cristina: Naga. He wasn't using the stone for that.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He made an artificial Naga osteomorphous himself.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so he was not.

Jack: Yeah, the philosopher's stone were only used for murder in his case. Until he apparently got a hold of Adam and Eve, which I don't know when the h*** that happened.

Cristina: And what he did with that.

Jack: Yeah, we have no idea what he did with that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But at least we know it happened and now we know what to be looking for, you know?

Cristina: Yes, he only. He didn't use it to make life. So Jesus probably didn't need it to make life.

Jack: Many other things you could do with it. Infinite power. Do whatever you want. Everybody likes to play God, so they make life. Yes, but infinite power, way more you can do.

Cristina: I'm just not creative enough. I don't know. What's the other possibilities besides birth and death? It looks like we've seen like what is Sansa or St. Nick doing with his stone?

Jack: And how many stones are there, man? We have Yaldas, we have Adam and Eve and the theoretical third stone of flesh that was probably used in the making of Jesus.

Cristina: I don't know if every necromancer has.

Jack: A stone and if every necromance. Yo, now. Oh my God, it gets dark because we gotta think like. Okay, all right, so definitely. Based on the information we have. Definitely, definitely. St. Nick's staff and St. Patrick's necklace or and Merlin's necklace are in fact philosopher stones, right? Totally. Okay. This guy who gives children gifts has a philosopher's stone. To clarify, the amount of death just casually on this guy is absurd. If you have a philosopher's stone, that's the oh, f*** part of it. Like, oh yeah, Santa, St. Nick. Oh, he's so generous. Oh, but not if you're mean. It's like, no, don't worry, he's. If he wanted to deal with you, it would be effortless because simply of how apathetic he has to be to it.

Cristina: It's part of the becoming a necromancer, I guess. Because I think you have. You have to become one to be able to make one. Anyway.

Jack: Oh yeah, you're right.

Cristina: So I think it's part of that journey of becoming.

Jack: To becoming a philosopher. Maybe the initiation is make a philosopher's stone.

Cristina: Yes. What did he kill for that? I don't know.

Jack: If the initiation is make a philosopher.

Cristina: My guess is he killed things in the shadow realm, but who knows? Only because we don't know anything about him and death. But we know he hangs out with fairies. Or not fairies, elves.

Jack: Dude, who the f*** is Hermes Trismeguess.

Cristina: Really, really, really supposed to tell me?

Jack: No, like, I don't know, man, there's something weird. I don't know what, there's something off about what you just told me and it made something click in my head and it's like, nah man, there's something weird here. Because this guy. Yeah, it kind of. When you really look at it, it's even in parts. You gotta find your teacher to get the rest of it. So yeah, part of the process is you start and he will teach you how to finish so that he can witness the finish of the product and say, now you're necromancer.

Cristina: Right?

Jack: Okay, great, bro. There's a process that means there must be. Holy s***. There must be global events we can track that would fit every single stone. Realistically, things that would seem like extinction. Size level events. We're talking about overpowered f****** stones. True extinction of entire millions of people in single blinks.

Cristina: See.

Jack: So yeah, it's absurd.

Cristina: That is. It has to be happening, right? It had to happen.

Jack: It has to be trackable. That's.

Cristina: It has to.

Jack: Whether it happened. If it did, it has to be trackable.

Cristina: Would his be the first story is Jesus is the first. I don't understand though. Who is first in this?

Jack: I have a f****** theory.

Cristina: What's the theory?

Jack: A pretty strong theory too. I would argue that one stone was made when a meteor f****** hit the planet.

Cristina: Hermes probably stumbled upon it or one of them, I guess.

Jack: No, I would argue the story of the meteor is bullshit and other things happened.

Cristina: Oh, you don't think the.

Jack: Okay, I would argue that there is a crater somewhere and that we call it a meteor impact. That's what I will say happened. Yeah, there's definitely a hole somewhere where something big and maybe a lot of people could fit. Yeah, I think that was just a stone. Yeah, because I think the flood was another one. I think the Bible tells us how.

Cristina: Adam and Eve were made.

Jack: No. Yes, but who cares where all the which how many stones there are. The Bible tells us literally how many stones there are based on world altering events.

Cristina: We don't think those were one of those world altering events were Adam and Eve.

Jack: They were the product of a world altering event. Yeah, but there is the alleged meteor. There is the flood. There was literally an instance when people were told cover your door with f****** blood. Or I'm coming for your firstborn. And then he did.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, he did. That's a beautiful story. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Obviously there's nothing else that could be.

Cristina: That is creating a stone. Yeah.

Jack: That is creating a stone.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: All in one night. Huh? Huh?

Cristina: The whole city that got destroyed.

Jack: Oh, my God. Both cities. Sodom and Gomorrah. Oh, my God. Dude. Dude, that's the Red Eyed Village, isn't it?

Cristina: Red Eyed Village.

Jack: Yeah, dude, they're Alabastians.

Cristina: Oh, okay. What?

Jack: Dude, we really. Oh, dude. Oh. Context matters. So hard. Should just be once we know how to look for it.

Cristina: They're everywhere.

Jack: Everywhere now. Holy crap. Dude. Dude, those two places were like, done done. They were just wiped in that night through millions of people in the Bible. Blatantly, like. Yeah, them.

Cristina: Yes. So how many stones?

Jack: Oh, no, we're looking just based on the Bible alone and things outside of the Bible which are like three or four that we can put into frame. We're looking at like 30 stones.

Cristina: That's too many stones.

Jack: But there's a lot of weak stones.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: But there's also like colossal f******. Like whatever happened that night with the firstborn, that wasn't a big overpowered stone. Whatever the f*** happened in Sodom and Gomorrah, that's a f****** crazy stone. But those stones don't f****** with the flood. Do you see? We got. There's some tear.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Of like whack. And we know this because the stone of Adam is whack next to the stone of Eve. We know this. We know this for a fact. There's grades. And we assume that the third undefined stone of flesh is probably magnitudes greater.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Than Eve.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: So there's more refined ways to make them better with less trouble. And there is more life that can go into them, which seems to work consistently. The further back in time we go. The further back in time we go, the more people who have to die because the process gets better and less life in order to make it equally strong. Like technology. Again, better.

Cristina: Yes. So how. Yeah.

Jack: To the point where we know elites now do everything in their power just to scare people. Are they making stones when they're desperate? They topple a tower. They topple a tower directly over a completely planned network of trains and subways, all of which could easily be used to extract anything you would need to from collapsing, let's say the World Trade Center.

Cristina: Okay. So.

Jack: So we can still see potential stones being made.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if the process improves and any life loss that Day could potentially make something overpowered the way you would have needed millions in the past if the process hundreds of thousands of years refined. That's interesting.

Cristina: Interesting. Yeah. So that means there are. There are there.

Jack: Without the Bible, there must be an absurd amount.

Cristina: But that's so crazy because there's not that many. Necromancer. That's so weird. That's the rarest then.

Jack: Yeah. Then the problem is then there aren't many stones.

Cristina: We.

Jack: There are many necromancers. Not really. There's. Maybe.

Cristina: I'm guessing the newer stones don't. Aren't.

Jack: They're fake.

Cristina: Yeah, they're like.

Jack: We actually know about this. If we look at a good example that uses the concept of philosopher stones. Full metal alchemist.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's real stones and there's fake stones.

Cristina: There's. Wait. Yeah, there's fake stones everywhere. People just using fake stones. Yeah.

Jack: And the fake stones probably still have the side effects of adrenochrome.

Cristina: And there were still being people, I think being killed to make those fake stones. Just not the amount of people you need, which would be a city's worth of people.

Jack: So in any case, the tiers aren't on quality. The tears are. Because you need a massive event. You can't really improve how you do it. There's only one way to do it. Yeah, but there's like five guys who can and they already have theirs.

Cristina: What does Santa do? I mean, like, I don't understand this man that everyone loves, I guess. But then I guess they love Jesus too. And obviously, yeah, there's something horribly wrong there.

Jack: There's something awful going on there.

Cristina: So is there something.

Jack: Also St Patrick super loved as well also apparently.

Cristina: But we know he was involved with mad murder. I knew he went to island to murder.

Jack: Yeah, he just offed all the shadow people and all of the elf kiss.

Cristina: Them is not a question.

Jack: Yeah, neither is Santa's. To be real, dude. The whole earth overnight. You got an op. F****** stone, bro.

Cristina: But how did he like, at least we can figure how he made it. What lives he took to make it.

Jack: Oh, you're seeing St. Patrick use this? He made the stone in Ireland.

Cristina: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense.

Cristina: Death.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. This already doesn't make sense. Because they went to him for help.

Cristina: To get rid of.

Jack: Yes. Meaning he already could. He didn't go there and figure it out.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He had was the last resort. Meaning they know. Oh no. He could f****** do it. The Elysians themselves are like, we can't handle this. He could f****** do it. There were fairies there and they were like, that place. Send St. Patrick. He's got it.

Cristina: Okay. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah. If it wasn't that he went there under orders.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If he just wandered, then did a bunch of crazy. Oh, my God, I got a stone. That's different. But they were like, go in and solve it for us, please.

Cristina: So he had to have had the stone. Where did it come from?

Jack: Where did it come from?

Cristina: He.

Jack: He did not struggle, bro. And he immediately just turned Jehovah into his. Effortlessly. In the Bible, like, come on.

Cristina: That must not have been the first island. He did that, too.

Jack: He must have a reputation for this, because they were like, he can do it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Even if it's not on record. They knew, and the records say he knew.

Cristina: Yeah. But they didn't want to show that he just. What?

Jack: Wasn't relevant. It wasn't relevant to the story of what he was doing. Yeah, but they knew he knew, and he definitely knew he could. So How? How? What the f***?

Cristina: But still, it's not a question because, like, he killed mad. He killed mad people.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You know, he's a killer on record.

Jack: Mad murder. Jesus on record. Mad murder.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Santa is an interesting one because he is very, very sneaky.

Cristina: Who's he murdering?

Jack: Yet he still has a stone and arguably one more. Overpowered in the same pattern.

Cristina: He does mad murder, too. And we just don't know about it because he's so secretive. Like, if he were killing off one person here and there every time he's delivering.

Jack: How would you know a stone like that? You can't. You need the sum.

Cristina: That's all these.

Jack: I'm telling you, these must be events of old.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they don't need anymore. They can live forever. I think. I think that's really the case. I think these are just situations where we probably have actual events we can point at. And if we can look at it hard enough, maybe we can connect the vents to the people.

Cristina: Okay. Because. Yeah. Like, I don't know if anything happened around his time, but it has to. Something has had to happen.

Jack: The issue you're facing here is assuming that the time in which his narratives are told are, quote, his time, unquote.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's when he was okay being known.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Because he was probably around before that.

Jack: To be a necromancer. Chances are you did a lot of being unknown.

Cristina: Yes. All right. Okay.

Jack: Same goes for Patrick. Where he starts is Kind of hard handed, bro. You just, you just roll up and you're like, God, suck my d***, b****. And he's like, okay, all these people.

Cristina: Have stories before we got to meet them.

Jack: They got history with these individuals. They know them on a firsthand.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In a way that we don't. And they were date to the point that these individuals were embarrassed about writing it themselves.

Cristina: Yeah, there's something going on. Whoa.

Jack: So definitely necromancers over everything else as of now and then Jesus over necromancer. Super mega, ultra Elysian necromancer with every stone. Or at least the great original stones.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: D***, bro.

Cristina: He's kind of Adam and Eve. That's crazy.

Jack: And the stone of dark and potentially the stone of flesh, if Yalda had that too, which we don't know. We actually have no idea if that's even real. That's a theoretical stone. But we know Adam and Eve. That's on text and no. Well that's a f****** lie. It's on text from other people way down the line them. And that moment isn't on text. It's passed down stories that are on text. And the stone of shadow is on text. That all that we have. We don't know about the third earth stone, but like the existence of Jesus in the process that led to everything else suggests this was necessary. So like, so there must be a fourth stone. Yeah, that might be the only stone that these people still have. No, they needed all three stones to make them. Dude, after the creation of Jesus, something happened. And maybe we're, we're thinking they're avoiding the place because of the visions of Jesus and maybe that has something to do with it. But now that we know somehow Yalda got a hold of the stones, something happened in that same time.

Cristina: Okay, okay, here's another idea. Okay, we're saying he went to Shadaram because they're using the words h*** to describe the place, but we have no idea because that's Jesus telling them where he went. What if Jesus did actually go home?

Jack: Go home where?

Cristina: He went to.

Jack: Iran?

Cristina: No, where the sea people hang out, where they keep the stone. Maybe that's where he got the stones.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense. And what was the point of them running away if he could so easily do that?

Cristina: Well, he took forever to get there. Like, I don't know.

Jack: No, that's not checking out. That, that doesn't hold. Something must have happened at that moment. And again, based on your logic, this does not make sense. He went to the Shadow Realm to quiet based. I guess that's. I don't even know if he said that. It's the narrative as he went to h***. I don't know if he told anybody he went to h***. Yeah, but he went to h***, got Adam and Eve and whatnot. This situation would suggest that Yalda got to the Alicians first. So even if Jesus didn't go to H***, he went and retrieved nothing. He would have needed to go to h*** to get Adam and Eve, because.

Cristina: We know that he took Adam and Eve.

Jack: The Bible tells us they went to h***.

Cristina: No, but why do we think. How did what's his name, Yadabel, take the stones?

Jack: We don't know that that's what we would have to look for. But the fact of the matter is, what we found is that Jesus went there and got Adam and Eve. Keep in mind the stories of the Bible are to be taken as true, but warped. So he went down there to free these good people and you. They were sent there unjustly. In reality, he went down there to free a bunch of, I guess, war criminals and steal some s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now your suggestion would be that he went all the way to Elfame, not to Alfame, to Elysium. Yeah, but if he went to Elysium and he gets Adam and Eve, who the f*** are these criminals?

Cristina: Nephilims.

Jack: No, because what the f*** is Nephilim? How are you trapping a Nephilim in the shadow realm?

Cristina: In the shadow realm? No, if he went to.

Jack: Oh, he went.

Cristina: Wait, wait, why would they have.

Jack: Yeah, okay, so they. The. The Elysian. Yeah, you're totally right. So they're in Elysium and the Elysians.

Cristina: Then have Nephilim imprisoned because they plan to murder them. Because isn't that what they do?

Jack: No. No, they don't. I don't know why you think they do. They. It's illegal to make them.

Cristina: It's illegal. But don't they go hunting for them or just the people? Because they imprison someone that was important, that was making Nephilims. But they don't care about them.

Jack: He wasn't going around making a bunch of Nephilims. He broke a law.

Cristina: Which was making Nephilims.

Jack: Yeah, but also. Maybe if he shot somebody, he'd also still go to jail.

Cristina: But how do we know that Nephilims don't go to jail? I don't know.

Jack: For what? For being born, I guess. Racism could happen. Yes, I guess if it did happen.

Cristina: He wouldn't be there to save them.

Jack: Sure but also, they're Nephilim. How exactly are they being held?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: They got both sides required to s*** on an elation. How exactly is like, then Jesus would not be a problem. By the time he arrives, you can just get a bunch of Nephilim together and just prison them. Jesus isn't a problem to you. It doesn't matter how strong he rolls up. You could just stop Nephilim, bro.

Cristina: But he's not the same.

Jack: No, it doesn't matter. Let's reiterate how f****** overpowered. Nephilim by default, is just being this hybrid f****** thing that could use all the tech and has access to all bangles and people, and they're favored by the people of Elfame. There's no way that you caught these people and Jesus is the guy who then frees them. There's no way. If you caught them, Jesus shows up, you're like, finally, I've been waiting for you. We set this trap for you. Now we got you.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This is the only way that would play out. You caught a bunch. Enough. Get the out of here.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: No, that wouldn't work out. That's nuts. But I'm concerned about whatever the Hermes is. Manny's definitely. That's crazy. Like, what the h*** did he. How did he come up with this? But Yalda did it first. I was thinking about this, like, earlier, maybe halfway through this episode when we were talking. I'm like. I didn't voice it, but I was thinking, like, is Hermes. Yalda's, like, human form. He's just trying to. Just disappears. And then this dude apparently helps Loi come up with a stone. That. Bro. Come on. There's something. I bet Hermes knows Yalda somehow. I bet that's how he learned.

Cristina: He learned it through.

Jack: Maybe not through Yalda, but he not taught, but learned from Yalda. Okay, maybe spying on him. Maybe Yalda got notes or something. I don't know.

Cristina: Well, notes is possible. No. No, it's not. I feel like there's a story where they might not. No, they don't trust writing or something.

Jack: Oh, s***. Yeah.

Cristina: I remember that Jesus invented writing so that they would.

Jack: So that they wouldn't rely on the technology. That way they could pass information secretly.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty crazy and interesting.

Jack: Which is funny, because it suggests that paper is the future technology, not the electronics. Right. Because it was a way to do better than the electronics.

Cristina: Yeah, the electronics is spying on us. Why depend on it?

Jack: Obviously, until people are spying on you and you're like, can't get away. So the base, weirdly enough. Weirdly enough, based on this, these texts and s***, they were just dealing with an a****** government who is spying on their cell phones.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They just had Facebook. That's what's happening. And he was like, f*** Facebook. I'm gonna just notebook it. Cuz Facebook is in my phone and it's looking at everything. And I just keep getting ads on Amazon about some s*** I talked about. And like, I don't want that. So I'm gonna just send Mike a piece of paper instead and then I'll stop getting these f****** Amazon ads. That's Jesus summed up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's like, f*** these ads writing. Yeah, it's a world of getting spammed by ads. It seems to have happened even back then. I mean, let's be real. Mary got pregnant with Jesus. The Elysians literally moved away to avoid Jesus ads. Yeah, they literally moved. They left the continent to get away from Jesus ads. Because you're getting them without ever subscribing to s***. Yes, Just ads for free here. F****** ads. You didn't even get anything new. There's no service, just ads. It's your life as it was before the ads. Plus f****** ads. Which I swear is gonna happen at some point. Everybody's gonna need neuralink to walk into a store.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because it's not gonna open the doors for you because you're not a customer without a neural link. And then after everybody has neural link, you can't get away from the f****** ads. They're just gonna market s*** to you all day.

Cristina: You're gonna lose our mind. Yeah.

Jack: You're gonna be walking down the street and just an ad's gonna show up in front of your face and you're gonna want to get rid of it. But how?

Cristina: You gotta pay like an extra 15 bucks a month or whatever to just.

Jack: Have a normal f****** life. Anyways, that is where we are, guys.

Cristina: Happy Easter.

Jack: Yeah. Happy.

Cristina: Even though it's like late, but whatever.

Jack: So. Yeah, a week late. I mean, after a** so crazy.

Cristina: Well, after you listen to this. Save this episode for next year.

Jack: Yeah. And listen to it on Easter day. So you can keep in mind that Jesus not only went to h***, but he didn't like what Jehovah had done beforehand. And that if you go a couple of chapters before that, you'll find out that New Testament Jehovah is also on a pretty fu. With Jesus basis. So you can find a lot of people don't like Jesus in the Bible. You do. You love Jesus and you believe Jesus is great. But then the people who you also love, who aren't Jesus, think Jesus sucks. So. And Jesus also went to h*** and he told you to pretend to drink blood and he told you to pretend to eat flesh and he came back to life, technically making him either a vampire vampire or a zombie. And the blood fascination leans heavily towards vampire and the clarity of mind as well. So you're worshiping some sort of a demon.

Cristina: See.

Jack: Anyways, this has been Rambling Podcast. You guys can contact us, send us some messages to talk about this on our socials. That's that just convo pot on Tick Tock, Instagram, Facebook and more and other stuff. Yeah.

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Jack: Yes. And word of mouth tell everybody that Jesus is probably the devil.

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Jack: Bye.

Cristina: Jesus is the devil.

Jack: Sam.

Cristina: Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts, info, art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 218: Protecting The Garden of Eden

What exactly was the Garden of Eden? What was the purpose of protecting it? And who was in charge of protecting it? The duo continue to unravel the massive cover-up done by the Catholic Church in their attempt to protect the Sea People and the Garden of Eden.

Rambling 218: Protecting The Garden of Eden

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. The most baffling, baffling ideas that have ever baffled any idea that could be baffled. It's so baffling. You're baffled.

Cristina: They're baffling ideas. The ideas are baffling.

Jack: The ideas are baffled. They're like, what are we? No. We have been in the Unescaping series that began at a unicorn, led through Atlantis and landed us at. Jesus Christ.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Whoa. And it's not like we are just talking about random, unrelated crap. All of this is the same story.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: All of it works together.

Cristina: It's a very messy story.

Jack: Yeah, it's. It's one thing. There's nothing else happening. It's all one thing. It's different sides of the same one thing.

Cristina: But it's an incomplete story.

Jack: Highly. There's so many pieces missing. There's so many pieces missing. So let's recap where we've landed. We've discussed unicorns. We've discussed Atlantis. We've discussed Mount Athos. We've discussed Mary's journey. Mary's journey. The Persian Gulf oasis, the sea people. We've discussed Jesus Christ. We've discussed the Catholic Church. So how does it all fit together? It starts with way back about a million years ago.

Cristina: That's way back.

Jack: Way back. That's when actually we can go farther back. Depending on what episode we pick, we can go 2.5 million years ago. Tools come to exist by some completely unrelated race of creatures that are similar bipedal somethings, but not the same as the ones that would later become H*** sapiens. Okay, sweet. Somehow we kill them because we speak they tool.

Cristina: We killed them.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. We probably think, do you know what's crazy? That's probably the lineage that led to the sea people.

Cristina: Exactly. Like, they don't have to be human at all.

Jack: Yeah. So in theory, those tools, I mean, that happened mad long ago versus our language that happened a hundred thousand years ago. Tells you the huge gap of difference if we actually use the logic you're applying here. They probably had language 2.5 million years ago when they made those tools. And then we, the H*** sapiens, because we know for a fact those weren't H*** sapiens of any sort. They did not lead to H*** sapiens. They are not from the homogeneous. So h*** sapiens got language and tools afterwards, about a hundred thousand years ago. There's a huge colossal difference of when this other group of people got to make their civilization. So these people presumably become, a million years ago, the sea people. And the sea, they're not fish or anything, they just kind of look like humans. In theory, we don't really know. But the idea is they're kind of humanoid and normal looking.

Cristina: Yeah, we're assuming they're very human looking, not fish at all.

Jack: Special somehow. So the sea people a million years ago reached their technological peak, the one necessary for all future endeavors. They then devised this crazy plan that they go in for whatever reason that we don't know this is one of the answers we don't have, that they decided to align civilizations and give them technology and knowledge to advance rapidly.

Cristina: But all the ones that were around them in like on Earth.

Jack: Yes, in one line circle. In one perfectly straight line circling Earth that we call the old equator.

Cristina: Okay, very strange.

Jack: The sea people did this? Yeah, the sea people gave them the technology. And we can prove this because the on the walls of the Mayans, they're not on the equator. And of the Egyptians who are on the equator, they have the, they have data, they have hieroglyphs that suggest that beneath these locations there are not only the instructions given to them by the sea people on how to build these civilizations and what technologies to use, but also the sea people's personal records. Fantastic. So why do the sea people give them personal records? We don't know yet. But if we go farther back, so we go after the sea people but before they gave the technology, we get about 2,000 years ago, actually we got to go about 7,000 years ago. 7,000 years ago, a technology for populating Earth comes to be in the case of a catastrophe or maybe to go populate different planets, creating a seeding event similar to how happened in alien Prometheus where they go and they drop their seeds.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh wow. That actually makes a lot of sense. Holy crap.

Cristina: Wait, they were doing this on Earth?

Jack: Well, maybe Earth was just one of them. Maybe Earth was just one of them. And maybe the goal was to do this over and over in a bunch of different places. So this technology to populate, I mean Earth could have been the first one. Think about the logic here. They use this technology that they call this population technology that creates sentient bipedal life in their image, but they're just. It's just science, but they do it in their image. The technology is called The Garden of.

Cristina: Eden, Is that what we're calling it?

Jack: That's the technology. And in it there are two separate components. There is a tree of life that provides a physical form in the bipedal image of the sea people. And there is the fruit of knowledge that then gives them brain and consciousness in a similar fashion and then allows these creatures to develop further. So it is in fact possible that both evolution and did exist and we did not come from those creatures.

Cristina: Maybe we are made from those.

Jack: We were made instantly in our forms. That's also possibility here. But because we do have evolution and we can track it, I guess that's the least likely possibility. So chances are this population technology creates creatures that will, with enough time, become.

Cristina: What we are today.

Jack: What we are today. So chances are that happened millions and millions and millions and millions of years ago. Because we only know that the sea people reached their peak necessary for this technology a million years ago. Or not necessary for the technology. The peak necessary for creating the societies. But they could have had this Garden of Eden population technology existing. And if they're that technologically advanced a million years ago, that means maybe significantly longer ago, maybe long enough ago that they put the single celled organisms that would later become us in the ocean. Maybe those are the sea people.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Maybe the sea people put the cells that would later become humans in the ocean.

Cristina: Okay, so you're saying they started life here? Besides that they were already the first life here. They started.

Jack: They started the life we're aware of. Yes, because dino, we're not related to every dinosaur. No, we're not related to. You know, this is a far break off point. Unless if they did evolve here, and they are there must be, I guess it would make sense, right? It would need to be some logical, far enough ancestor that would connect us to the sea people. It's the only f****** way.

Cristina: If they didn't make us.

Jack: If they didn't make us. Unless the sea people are just so it. They would be so astounding. I guess that would. That's why we couldn't find them. Now they're so unbelievably advanced that when they decided we're gonna hide, they really meant we're never finding them.

Cristina: Yes. Why is hiding important?

Jack: I don't know. Hopefully we get there.

Cristina: Okay, but.

Jack: So the sea people create this technology, the Garden of Eden. They have five main people working on this project. They are in charge of maintaining project, they are in charge of protecting this project.

Cristina: You know these people, the people are.

Jack: A scientist named Adam, a scientist Named Eve. A scientist that we only know by a code name. Serpent, Jehovah and Lilith. These are our four scientists. Project leader is Jehovah.

Cristina: Claude, there were five.

Jack: Well, there's five. It's Lilith, Jehovah, Serpent, Adam and Eve.

Cristina: Oh, you said four.

Jack: Jehovah is in charge and the other four.

Cristina: Oh, okay, okay.

Jack: Are beneath him.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: I don't know. They're. Because structure. Out of all the questions we have no answers for, that's the one you're concerned with? There is power structure. I don't know why.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Somebody needs to be project leader.

Cristina: Keep him out of the garden.

Jack: Who?

Cristina: Or he's not the same guy.

Jack: He poo out of the garden.

Cristina: One of the gods.

Jack: We're assuming there is a good and a bad and.

Cristina: Okay. And he's not that one.

Jack: Well, I don't know because I know what you're talking about. We have the narrative of the two gods, and one of them completely lied and suppressed a bunch of information and then he was the one over the sea people.

Cristina: So they're trying to get in there and that's why they have that whole storm of cloud people above them helping them out.

Jack: Interesting. So they're actually hiding it from that God. Oh, my God. And that would explain the apocalyptic event we're looking for. Okay, let me get there. Okay, you've told me a lot. Now we've got it. Okay, so the sea people have the garden in the garden. There is project leader Jehovah, there is code name Jehovah, there is codename Serpent, there is Lilith, there is Adam, and there is is Eve. Project leaders, okay. Some conflict happens and we have Lilith leave. Some conflict happens and Adam and Eve are removed from the project immediately. And in that same moment, Serpent becomes only an advisor and no longer has hands on everybody. But Jehovah was removed from the project. Obviously this was Jehovah's call because he's the only one who stayed. Okay. Presumably all these people are citizens of the sea people. They are the sea people, but the sea people are somehow so advanced, they're godly at this point. They're beyond us in a way we cannot comprehend. They peaked a million years ago in a way we could not understand. So right now, it would be so unfathomably, A million years later, it would be so unfathomably exaggerated.

Cristina: So it's not about protecting Adam and Eve, it's about protecting these trees.

Jack: Well, the garden. Yeah. I don't think Adam and Eve have. Because they were. They're not even there. They're probably in the city, they're probably in Atlantis. But they're not in the garden. They're not allowed in this project anymore. So Jehovah gets rid of them. And the project is my. Okay, my theory is the project is being protected by the entirety of the sea people. They take care of the garden. That's the point. They know about it. This is a scientific miracle. It needs to be taken care of. Everybody's on board with this. No matter what is the most important thing the garden? The repopulation technology. Okay, okay, weird. There's repopulation technology because who knows, there's a catastrophe already coming. But also repopulation technology or simply population technology makes sense if you're a civilization that's hyper advanced. And what are you gonna. You can go around and drop things here and there. Maybe they came from this planet, but maybe they're going elsewhere.

Cristina: That's why this makes it so important.

Jack: To create life, I guess, to leave their seeds and create life in the universe. Be the ultimate gods. Create a universe with life with this technology of population called the Garden of Eden that contains two very important features known as a Tree of Life and the Tree of Knowledge. Beautiful, okay, but 5,000 years ago is when Adam and Eve get kicked out and when Lilith leaves and when serpent is turned into a counselor and when Jehovah is the only one left working on this project. That's about 7,000 years ago, five to 7,000 years ago. And following that, we have a record that starts being built by people in. This is the first important records being kept by people in the regions around the sea people. So, you know, they start to take note of any time they get mentioned somewhere by these other developing creatures that are from Earth too. And they seem quite curious and interested in anything that has to do with the Garden of Eden. These people become obsessed with this technology.

Cristina: The people who are watching them or.

Jack: The people who are watching the sea people, okay, now the sea people live. The sea people live in Iran in a specific area known as the Persian Gulf, specifically the Persian Gulf oasis. And the Persian Gulf Oasis is where their city is located. Now, very close to the Persian Gulf oasis are a bunch of Middle Eastern countries, many of which are the biblical Middle Eastern countries. Kind of all of them are around Iran, okay, Persia. And these people around the Persian Gulf oasis kind of are obsessed with the people of the Persian Gulf oasis. These creatures beyond us, but very similar to us. Some of some people call them angels, some people call them gods. Everybody has a story for these really awesome adventures. Advanced Race of technologically advanced creatures. Sweet. They're super humanoid, they look like us, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Fantastic. So then we have the sea people getting kind of. We're gonna change your name now. They are the people of the Persian Gulf oasis. So the people of the Persian Gulf oasis are quite annoyed with this, but they're like, whatever. Except once in a while, the people surrounding the Persian Gulf oasis want to invade and want to do s***. Now, they're easy to dispose of. It's easy to stop these conflicts, but it's consistent. Now, there is a moment when an individual from the Persian Gulf oasis gets impregnated. This is Mary.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So Mary gets pregnant, and she actually. Let's take it back. For the last 5,000 years, something happened with this project, by the way. There's something weird about this project.

Cristina: It not only does. Okay.

Jack: Not only populates the Earth, but kind of following the creation of this. Immediately following the creation of this project, something happened. Yes, the project works. Yes, it's going to repop. Yes, it's going to populate wherever we want. This population technology is crazy. But also, ever since we made the population technology, people keep having visions of this population technology either leading to the birth of somebody special or a glitch. Oh. Because it's technology, something could go wrong. These are. Even if they are biological, they're science biological, they're engineered. So if they sped up the process of evolution, because again, they gave a bunch of civilizations technology in order to make them move quicker. So they were interfering here and there with primitive cultures and making them move faster.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So if they chose one went there and decided to mess with their genes to make them better, faster, stronger, smarter.

Cristina: Maybe something went wrong there to one of the populations.

Jack: Yeah. And the population led to this child that somehow people started to have visions immediately following the creation of the program. So one of the test subjects lineage something just through time, straight up. Man, time travel sucks. They did something that affected one of the subjects. And in the future, this subject is some telepath or something. I don't know. And people start having visions and dreams and hallucinations about an individual born from the Persian Gulf oasis.

Cristina: Yes, that's Jesus.

Jack: That's Jesus. So the people of the Persian Gulf oasis take note. And they're like, this is a problem. We got to take all the visions we find and start to collect them and find out, pinpoint exactly who, what, where, when, why, and how so that we can solve this problem and solving.

Cristina: It by just, like, moving the problem.

Jack: Somewhere else so that people don't try to get to the kid and the people don't try to get to the kid. That they don't find the technology that they're trying to protect, that people are.

Cristina: Already obsessed with kid is more important than the kid.

Jack: Nobody cares about the kid. You just don't need to follow the kid because the kid will lead you to the technology. Okay, Nobody cares about the kid. The kid is not important. Now, if you are a God in Olympus, how special are you?

Cristina: I don't know. Not very special.

Jack: It's very special. You're God in Olympus. Everybody's a God in Olympus.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But if you're a God from Olympus on Earth, how special are you?

Cristina: So you're saying that's what Jesus is or something?

Jack: He's somebody from the Persian Gulf oasis who gets kicked out of the Persian Gulf oasis. He is quite special. Interesting, right?

Cristina: That would mean his parents are too.

Jack: I believe so. I believe that when they calculate when this is gonna happen, they find exactly who it is. And it becomes obvious when there is a genetic glitch that allows this individual to get pregnant without a fertilized egg. There was a glitch, and that is Mary. So there is a secret group, a secret society of highly sophisticated intelligent individuals called the Magi that exists within the Persian Gulf oasis. These are elite individuals. They are to take care of Mary because she is kicked out of the Persian Gulf oasis. There are three that are sent out with her to watch over her at a distance, never interfere with her. She doesn't know where they are, she doesn't know who they are, she doesn't know about them. Also, people from the Persian Gulf occasionally come and message Mary to the point that they even tell her when she's about to give birth. They come in a vision that somebody sees. Not in a vision really, but the person who sees one of these people from the Persian Gulf oasis presented themselves to Mary in some almost angelic way because it was technology they couldn't fathom. He flew down from the sky. Hovering or something.

Cristina: Yeah. And really writing. What is it? Pegasus.

Jack: Pegasus and stuff? Yeah. So he just saw some white man whistling thing come down and a man is there and he says there's by the way, they're spying on Joseph and Mary, right? They're like, oh, see if they f*** while she's pregnant or something. I don't know why they're spying, but they see the thing and they're like, we saw. And then they wrote it down like this is what Happened. So they see what they describe as. He came to her in a vision and told her that she's gonna have a kid on this day. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But, okay, whatever. It's really the people of Persian Gulf Oasis. And so the Maji, one of them has been with her the whole time. When Mary got removed from the Persian Gulf oasis, so that people wouldn't try to find the kid that they're having visions of, they sent her out with an individual known as Joseph. Joseph was to protect her directly. He's gonna escort her on her journey. She's been sent to go.

Cristina: Why is he a magic. Why?

Jack: Because he's a protector. The same way the other three guys are.

Cristina: Okay. Because now there's. He's one of the three, or he's. No, the whole different one.

Jack: Yes, he's a whole different one. Maji is a group of people.

Cristina: Okay? Okay.

Jack: It's not just three guys. The. The Manji are just protectors. They're watchers. That's their goal.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Joseph, just like. My assumption is Joseph, just like. The Manji hasn't ever interfered or interacted with anything. He always was present, but he never interacted. He was a supervisor, in a way. So Mary gets kicked out. She gets sent to one of the Manji. She doesn't. Again, these people don't know who these people are. She just gets told, oh, yeah, we got a regular civilian here is gonna help you or whatever on your quest because you can't be here. This is why. She understands. She gets them. She gets the mission. She understands the job.

Cristina: She knows her child's was chosen.

Jack: Yeah. Not really the chosen one, but the glitched child. She knows she got pregnant without.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, she's like, crap. And then he. The. The people explain this because of our genetic f****** around. So, like, something weird happened. You just got pregnant. So they remove her from the Persian Gulf oasis. She goes on her journey. She gets to Nazareth, escorted by Joseph. Then there's a conflict there. Joseph is like, we cannot go in that direction. It is too lethal. We. They go to Bethlehem. The goal was originally to get to Cyprus, where there's presumably either a way to get directly to Mount Athos, some portal, some. Something that they do, some technological wonder. And she is to have the baby at Cyprus and keep the baby there until these people either stop giving a crap or until they can solve the problem and move their civilization entirely to the next location and then they can accept them again.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Simple.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So the idea was, go to Cyprus, be there until we finish moving the civilization and take the portal that's going to take you straight to Mount Athos. Then you can go up to the top and we're going to escort you from there to our new location. So they kick her out and they immediately begin a mass evacuation of the.

Cristina: Persian Gulf oasis where they just somehow.

Jack: Somehow they abandoned. Well, they didn't take everything literally.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But they took the technology known as the Garden of Eden. They moved their entire civilization and they just left their. Obviously their buildings and their statues and stuff like that, but all the technology left with them. There were some writings that were left behind because they were written on things. You know, people like to write things. So sometimes they just. We can't take the wall with us. So. Yeah, f****** Steve who always draws on the wall is an a******.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so crap like that has to stay. So they leave and they go to what we know now as the Atlantic Ocean in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle, to a space that they now call Atlantis.

Cristina: Yes, the Atlanteans are the Atlanteans.

Jack: Now let's change our perspective. We are with Mary. Mary goes from the Persian Gulf oasis to Nazareth, from Nazareth to Bethlehem because of the conflict, while escorted by Joseph, one of the Magi, she has the baby in Bethlehem because the detour took absolutely too long. The other Magi then show themselves to her, three of them, and they say, this is not according to plan. Everything has gone out of control. So you cannot leave because people will know of this child. And if the time it would take us to get the h*** out of here is too problematic. People are already on their way because their visions have guided them in this direction. The glitch that this is causing, this telepathic child from the future is sending them visions of a bunch of crap. This is way problematic. So we cannot go. They'll be able to. If we leave now, the future changes. That means where he is is gonna send the messages he needs to be. That's the logic. That's why she couldn't go back. He needs to be somewhere that.

Cristina: Where he grows up.

Jack: Where he grows up when he's sending the telepathic messages that's giving them visions so that they find him there and not where the sea people are.

Cristina: He can never be there.

Jack: He can never be there. Jesus can never go to where the sea people are because they will find them. Because he is inevitably sending some sort of frequency telepathic messages coming to the past. Actually in the future too. Straight through time. Oh, that's the problem.

Cristina: Yes. It is straight to that.

Jack: People of the future will also be able to find us.

Cristina: Yeah. Wow.

Jack: You can never come here. Your child is never gonna come here.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So she's aware of this? She was told that, but she didn't know the Maji were watching her. That's how serious this was. She sees the Maji, she's like, oh. Oh, d***. Oh, d***. It was the Manji type of serious. And you're like, yes, it was the Maji type of serious. And then Joseph takes off his mask and it's just his face again.

Cristina: And he says, I'm one too.

Jack: I'm one too. Yeah. He takes off his fake face and it's just his face again. I'm one too. And she's like, whoa, dude.

Cristina: What does that mean to her, though?

Jack: I don't know. Something happens to Joseph, though. He's just like, vanishes.

Cristina: He just vanishes?

Jack: Yeah, it's really weird. But anyways, so do the Manji, to be fair. It's like, they tell her, like, the thing, and then he's deuces.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah, it's really weird. So anyways, the Maji and Joseph presumably make the following plan. This is where we're staying. This region is our region. Our people have to evacuate, and then we can never even go there. And also, we cannot go where they go. We're just. We gotta wait. We gotta outlast this child. Actually, we're probably gonna die out here and never see our people again. The end. We're probably all gonna die out here and never see our people again. Simple.

Cristina: Yes. Which happens. Maybe. Except for Murray.

Jack: Yeah, well, no, not really. He only dies at 33. Like, they're all pretty.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah, that's true.

Jack: So they have the kid. The kid is raised in ignorance.

Cristina: Yeah, well, he.

Jack: He has ideas.

Cristina: He has. He knows he's special because everybody around.

Jack: Him can't help but tell him. Yeah, everybody knows that's a f****** Atlantean.

Cristina: That's what they know.

Jack: Yeah, that's basically not literally those words, but, you know, he's that level of special. He's from the other place, but they.

Cristina: Can also sense him from their dreams.

Jack: Yes. The people who don't know him from their dreams directly, who never had the telepathic messages that he can't help but send.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just know where he's from, and that's cool enough. Oh, whoa. It's a guy from the place. And inevitably he like, how do you stop this kid from being full of himself?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: He knows. He's basically Zeus raised on Earth. He's like, I'm cooler, better, faster, smarter than everything I'll ever encounter.

Cristina: Yes. And he decides to become a teacher.

Jack: a teacher. He becomes a carpenter. Until he's 30. Until he's 30. When the Magi reveal themselves to him.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: When the Manji reveal their selves to him. They explain your existence. Kind of messed up, bro. There are people ready to wage war over you. This is like our, our fault.

Cristina: Why do you think they talk to him?

Jack: I have no idea. Well, I guess maybe to stop the damage they f****** made.

Cristina: But does he change at his dirty or something that would make you think that?

Jack: Yeah. Okay, so they show up and they start talking to him and they tell him, you know, this is a problem that we have here because you know, there's people, everybody's obsessed with you. Whether they hate you, cuz all the gods, you bastards. Or the gods all worship the gods. But like both sides don't like each other. As you know, these humans have this problem that anything that could be. They have to fight about everything. Anything, they'll fight about all of it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you're here. So just because you're here, there are two sides to you being here. Some like you, some don't like you. And they can't just like you. And not like, you know, they have to kill themselves.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we gotta fix this and try to like adjust to damage control. Cuz if we. Our goal was to make these people come up and we're kind of destroying that now. You know, the Egyptians doing great, the Mayans a. Okay. The entire area we come from is turning to s*** though. Not cool. This is totally our fault. This is a failed project because you're here. So they do anything you say. Both sides in different ways. So we need you to start controlling the narrative, bro. We need you to start telling them what you want them to believe. The ones who are going to just listen to you tell them what you want them to believe. And your job is really, really to convince the ones who hate you to be like the ones who love you so that then you could advance this civilization as a whole. That's the goal.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: You now have purpose because you're already here. And there's no way you're going to.

Cristina: Know where we live to make some peace. Yeah, they're going to tell him you got to go kill yourself.

Jack: No, no, no.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Probably would have been a really good solution to the problem.

Cristina: I mean like he dies immediately after. Either way, whether that was part of the plan or not, the.

Jack: The problem is they should have offed him as soon as he was born. That should have been Joseph's only objective. Be convincingly a reliable, loving, caring maji caretaker. And then the second that baby shows up, he pulls out a f****** gun and blows that kid's brains out. So that the Persian. Not even the Persian. So the sea people are safe.

Cristina: I don't know. Because if these visions are important, you can't do that.

Jack: They're not. It's just telepathic messages.

Cristina: Yeah, but the telepathic message might show Joseph killing baby Jesus as part.

Jack: They don't give a s*** who Joseph is. I don't even. They'll never know who he is. It's just a vision of that happening and nothing beyond that point.

Cristina: There has to be a reason.

Jack: He could just go live in the Persian Gulf oasis. I mean, in this. Wherever the. In Atlantis now. But wherever the sea people go. He could just go there and never be bothered. What, like why? It doesn't matter.

Cristina: Why did it matter? Exactly. But why didn't they just kill him off as a baby?

Jack: I don't know. I'm just saying that, like, that would have been 100% the best option. Then you just stop the visions.

Cristina: A better option?

Jack: Yeah, don't kill one of ours. Probably just like send them out there and it's fine.

Cristina: I don't know. Because it feels like they wanted the whole church thing too.

Jack: No, that was damage control.

Cristina: That's damage control?

Jack: Yeah. So we have Jesus. That's way ahead. We have Jesus and he gets approached by the maji. And then they tell him to control the narrative. And he does. He agrees. I'm gonna control the narrative. So then he decides, you know, I'm gonna build a team of people. My 12 homies. And we're gonna figure this out, guys. And so they don't. They absolutely don't. It's an absolute failure. And the war gets worse. And the people who hate him, hate him more. And the people who love him, love him more. Total confusion, total chaos. Blood in the streets. Whoa. And on top of it, he gets murdered in the exchange too. Well, sweet. Now, science. Somebody gives this guy juuust as he's about to die some adrenochrome. Know how somebody. We're already talking scientifically advanced civilizations. It could have been Joseph, because Joseph disappears out of the blue. And Joseph was real close to Mary, and Joseph was real close to young Jesus.

Cristina: Own plans with Jesus, that's.

Jack: We don't know. He disappeared. I'm Just totally theorizing and making this funner. I don't know where he came from, but somebody gave Jesus adrenochrome, bro. How did that happen? Yeah, that's a fact.

Cristina: He just mean. But that would make sense of why they didn't kill him as a baby. If they're gonna do that, you don't want a baby on it.

Jack: They weren't gonna do that. That was not the plan. The plan of the sea people is not adrenochrome. If anybody doesn't mess with adrenochrome, it's a sea people. They wouldn't need to. It makes no sense.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: They did not do that 100%. It wasn't them. No, they did not do that.

Cristina: But the churches definitely do.

Jack: The church did not exist yet.

Cristina: No, but they come from Jesus.

Jack: Yes. All of that is the future. We're talking the time of Jesus right now. Yeah, Somebody gave Jesus adrenochrome. See, it was probably somebody close to him that didn't want him to die. It could have been Mary his mom, actually. Was probably Mary his mom.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah, fair enough. It was probably Mary his mom. Because the sea people were like, just. Just let him die, bro. This is. We. We tried. We tried and he tried. You know, we will give him a nice clap. He tried. He tried. But he also kind of let it get to his head a little too. So he was kind of like. He was just like the humans kind of in between, where he's like, oh, yeah, I'm the son of God. And also, like, you know, peace. People like, bro, don't try to have both your cake and eat it too. But he did. And so they're like, look, noble, try. We could easily save him, but that would require our interaction. F*** him. Let him die. It is what it is.

Cristina: I don't know. Because, like, if she did do it, she gave him the adrenochrome, then he did help her get to that mountain.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And they were cool with that. They were.

Jack: Why would they know that?

Cristina: Why would they know that?

Jack: Yes. Why would they know that? He helped them. He helped her.

Cristina: Wouldn't they know? I feel like they have the technology to know to just spy on him. If they're spying on her. If the whole time they're spying on her.

Jack: They're not spying on her the whole time. They had the magi out there who.

Cristina: Are spying on her.

Jack: Yeah. Their whole goal was to wash on her, but they weren't directly around her all the time. They weren't Interacting with a bunch of things in a bunch of places.

Cristina: But Joseph was.

Jack: Joseph was with her.

Cristina: I think he just stopped spying on her once Jesus died.

Jack: Well, Jesus is still one of the sea people. He literally has all the abilities the sea people have. They are not special to him. There's nothing they can do that he can't. Naturally. They're just humans to him. Jesus versus the Magi and Joseph. They're all equal.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So there's not. They're not like, whoa, we're super awesome gods. And that's just Jesus. No, he's. He still, like, a sea person. So they don't have. In fact, he's better. He's somehow telepathic. There's. He can move around them without being caught because he knows everything they're about to do, which is an important piece of his existence. He knows everything. Sidekick is kind of his thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh. Psychic is really his thing. It was always there. He knows everything. He's the weird one who's kind of psychic and knows all the stuff. And that was the problem. He couldn't control it too well. So the messages went every direction through time.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which also made him incredibly difficult to catch by the sea people. Because he can stop the sea people. Who are also telepathic, I'm assuming. And he's different. Telepathic. He's time telepathic. So he can block. He's like Bella is to Edward. Like, I can stop you guys from, like, reading me.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because the humans never had telepathy. They learned to navigate without that. There was nothing for him to block.

Jack: He couldn't handicap their senses.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The most he could do is jump in their heads. And he couldn't even control them or anything. He'd just send images.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they f****** killed him.

Cristina: And someone gave him our Adrenoco.

Jack: Yes. Right before. That's one of the questions we have no answer to. We don't know what the reason for the population technology is, but we also don't know the reason for giving Jesus the Adrenochrome. Although we can suspect it was. You know, Let him live, man.

Cristina: Is that good enough?

Jack: I don't know. If it's his mom, maybe. It's totally possible.

Cristina: Yeah. I guess if it's someone that wants his ability for their own working, I guess also.

Jack: Yeah. But I doubt that. I definitely believe it was somebody who just loves him desperately doing it. I don't think there was nefarious. I don't think evil is inherent. I don't think.

Cristina: How does she get it?

Jack: How did questions we don't have the answer to. But we know that he did get it, and we know he comes back to life and we know he becomes a sort of vampire. He reacts the same way a human would. With adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So that's interesting. We're. We're closely related enough for that.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now s***'s out of control. And this plague of the stories about this child, the visions and everything have become global. He was too strong when they offed him. People everywhere know about him. We can't put this fire out. We can't plug the holes on this boat because another hole just opens the second we do. We need to change the boat.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: Well, let's us change the narrative. So what do they do? They gather all the records that anybody has ever written about the visions of this guy, Jesus, and they start changing, rewriting and editing and composing to create the Bible. The Bible? A book. A book of the truth about this individual, which in reality is just a book dedicated to hiding the existence of the sea people and changing the narrative around Jesus Christ. The telepathic anomaly that was born as a mutation due to sort of genetic science. F****** now. Yes, great. Right, so far, coherent.

Cristina: Yes, great.

Jack: We are fixing the story. We are editing. And in this time, the. The sea people, the maji. Who are the ones doing this, they. They devised the plan. We need to create the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church is a collection of all of the already existing Christian writings. That's all the writings of Jesus Christ. Wasn't called Christian yet, but all the writings related to Jesus Christ, his life and anyone surrounding him. We're going to confiscate that from everywhere. These humans, they're no match for our tracking technology. We're getting all of it and we're going to edit it and rewrite it and change it and we're going to present it. It's going to seem very similar to them, but we're going to be like, oh, no, no, this is the truth.

Cristina: This is the Catholic Church.

Jack: You said the Catholic Church is going to do that. So the Catholic Church does a couple of things. First, we're going to create Catholicism. What does that mean? One of Jesus closest homies. We're going to need him, Peter. Tell him the truth, all the truth, and explain to him why he had those visions of Jesus first. Because Jesus put them together. He knew he was trying to damage control and that's why he got his homies together. So now you need to tell Peter about us. Not just the visions, not just the abilities that he has that he was trying to do.

Cristina: The one that starts this church or something.

Jack: Peter's the first Pope.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And the first pope is the first leader of the Catholic Church.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. So they know that all of his homies were involved in trying to help the narrative, but none of their homies know about the truth, the biggest truth. This. The sea people. That's a secret, no matter what.

Cristina: So tell him, or they don't have that part.

Jack: Tell Peter that part. Tell Peter about that part. And they tell him. Look, we're gonna give you the. You know these people, and this is what the truth is. And we need your help. We're going to give you some of our tech, some of our abilities. And these men here, these are the wise men, the magi. They are quite intelligent, quite capable individuals with abilities you can comprehend. They're going to assist you. You are the leader here. We're putting you in charge.

Cristina: They're going to just.

Jack: They're helping. Now, Peter also decides as part of his power and authority, how am I going to gather? Because one of the tasks he's given is gather all the data, gather all the information. They give you the tech to find it all. Now it's your job to go get it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he builds the Knights Templar, a militia, a military that is the right hand of the Church.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Their job is to go confiscate anything he finds with this technology and tells them it's over there. Go get it. Okay, this one is over here. Go get it. And they're gonna go get the data.

Cristina: And they destroy the data, though. Or they just collect it.

Jack: They collect it and hide it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They give it to the church. They grab it all and they hide and they give it to church. But the. When they confiscate the data, they leave behind the altered version because they can just see what it is with the technology. They're like, oh, this is what's there. So we're gonna get that and we're gonna leave this version there. Changing things when they can. They can't do it all the time. Sometimes it's just an item that just, you know, we can't have the visual here, so let's take that. Items that might have some residual abilities or technologies because it's from the sea people, that kind of stuff. Okay, now they go ahead. They confiscate these things, they create this comprehensive book, and they. They alter the narrative.

Cristina: That's a go.

Jack: A lot of these things happen to be Stored in Mount Athos. All another bunch are underneath some of the holy locations in Italy, of course. And so all of this is established and Mary, now with her child, quote, dead, decides to go back to the sea people because she's no longer with her child. So there is no risk of them getting visions of her child in the future or in the past of the child being in this location. So she goes by herself, goes to Cyprus where the portal is, pops up in Mount Athos and goes up to the top of Mount Athos, presumably on the Unicorn, and gets to the rendezvous point where she is then picked up by the sea people who stop by this location regularly already without identifying themselves and trade with the locals.

Cristina: But then the whole Jesus being man, mentioning Jesus is confusing me. Like he wasn't a vampire before he died, even though he was doing something.

Jack: No, he was a vampire before he died.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But it was kind of like he.

Cristina: Had adrenochrome before his death.

Jack: Fascinating. Maybe he found adrenochrome himself around 30 after he was told these things. Maybe that was the drug back then. Maybe that's why so many people had weird abilities.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Maybe people were just doing adrenochrome because.

Cristina: It feels like he was doing adrenochrome. Okay.

Jack: Also, like, Dracula's pretty old, like thousands of years old. It kind of checks out. Yeah. Maybe that was just a drug back then. There was a bunch of. A bunch of vampires everywhere. It's kind of. Right. So that's the narrative that I believe is happening as of now. Details that matter. The book has been modified a crap ton of times.

Cristina: Mm. Does everyone know that?

Jack: Yeah. So the original Jewish Bible only had 39 books. The Roman Catholic Bible had 73. The Greek Orthodox Bible 79. The Protestant Bible has 66. That's the most commonly used in the United States. And the Ethiopian Bible has 84.

Cristina: A lot of books.

Jack: But out of all the scriptures, there are 263 official ones. So most books don't have the majority of them. They're not included. They are just told. It's not for the public eye.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That is the Catholic church at work. That is the knights at work. Now, over the last 170 years, additional writings have been found in both Africa and Eastern Asia, written provably by the original authors featured in the Bible. Except it would change a narrative that has been established. So they do not get included in the Bible in any of them. None of them. But writings have been found written by the original authors provably.

Cristina: But how are they all the way over there.

Jack: Because that's the same locations. Africa and East Asia is where Israel and the Middle east is. Yeah, that the East Asia is the Middle East.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So they don't want to do anything with that. But they have those.

Jack: They have those. They've been as they've been found. They've also been confiscated and stored. So, yes, the, the, the suppression movement at work. Things we know about the Garden of Eden, Just things. These are all just things to fact check. Some of these story points. The Garden of Eden in the Bible is hinted towards being in the Persian Gulf, which means the first mention was. And the visions are coming from this situation.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now, while Mary was in the Persian Gulf oasis, the visions allowed people to see, even if it was thousands of years in the past. They saw the Persian Gulf oasis because the child was to be there. But as Jesus is about to be born, as Mary is actually pregnant, they can control the situation and send her out. Now the visions alter so that visions of this no longer happen. Nobody in the future has a vision of the Garden of Eden and nobody has a vision of the child ever being in the Garden of Eden.

Cristina: Yeah, it was just for a very brief moment while the child was there in her tummy.

Jack: Okay, so interesting. So location in the Bible is said to be of the Garden of Eden in the Persian Gulf. Adam ate specifically the Tree of Knowledge. So we know he tampered with the part of the population, technology that works with consciousness and the mind. He did something to that. Maybe he's the reason Jesus happened, because he made the mistake.

Cristina: He made some kind of mistake.

Jack: It's the fruit of knowledge, not the fruit of life. It's the fruit of knowledge. Telepathy is a psychologic sense.

Cristina: Okay, interesting. So Adam, maybe Jesus, maybe or had something to do with that.

Jack: The Bible tells us that Lilith left willingly. Adam and Eve were kicked and the serpent was punished. But the serpent was never said to be kicked out. That is never mentioned. Also, the serpent is never mentioned to be Lucifer or the devil. That is made absolutely clear in a lot of interpretations because nobody really knows what the h*** happened there and why people believe the serpent was the devil. That is never mentioned. In fact, at the time of the writing and for about a thousand years after the concept of the devil had not even come to exist. That enters the Bible quite late because.

Cristina: That'S part of the new part of the Bible.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: While the serpent was in the old one, where the devil wasn't a thing.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. So it was just The Jews don't believe in the devil.

Cristina: There's no devil.

Jack: There's no devil. That's not a thing.

Cristina: Yeah. There's probably names like Lucifer in the Bible as an angel.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: But not. Yeah, there's no demon. H***.

Jack: So serpent was used several times throughout the Bible to describe different people. And so was devil.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: To describe different people. And so was Satan to describe different people. Although Satan was also used to describe groups.

Cristina: Groups of people.

Jack: Satans. A group of Satans was a thing as well.

Cristina: Were there probably people with Satan as their name as well?

Jack: There's one moment that it looks like a person is referenced to be called Satan. It's not entirely clear who.

Cristina: So it really makes no. Like, he's. They're not calling him like the devil, though.

Jack: Yeah, no, no. All these things, they are not interchangeable.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Weirdly enough, the. Even in these books, in Numbers 22, Satan is described as part of a God's council, an agent of God. So like Satan, the name. Not Lucifer. No, Satan. So Satan describes different people in different instances. There's nothing specific. The devil also does not apply. And the serpent seems to be mentioned exactly only twice in the Bible entirely. Wants to describe a dragon and wants to describe this snake in the garden. Snake in the garden.

Cristina: Is the dragon in a. Is a bad character as well, or neutral?

Jack: It's a dragon. It's not like a sentient being of any sort. Yeah. So the snake is never mentioned as Satan or Lucifer, the devil or anything. It does seem to be some sort of sentient snake. It does seem to be an actual serpent. Like an actual snake is in the garden, which creates an interesting problem. What is it that's happening here? Is the snake a metaphor for a person? Why are you describing the person as a snake? Were they a weasel? Is their behavior Weasley? And so you describe them as a serpent. Is this code? We also gotta keep in mind that the. Is edited as for.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it could just be code. And it was a person. And you're like, oh, the deceiver did this.

Cristina: No, he's a robot.

Jack: No, it could be something created through whatever genetics technology they have that they then use to keep working, which then gives us. Interesting thing. The city people don't need adrenochrome. But what stops the fruits from collectively behaving in a similar fashion? How do we have a snake that is basically Steve the groundhog.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That's.

Jack: What do you see? Some creatures just become sentient.

Cristina: Is it because they're eating those fruits?

Jack: Again, the Fruit is technology. I don't think it's actual fruit. But we can focus on the snake and find out that it has behaviors that adrenochrome would give to some creatures. Yeah, that snake somehow got a hold of adrenochrome.

Cristina: Mmm. How's that possible?

Jack: I don't know. There were other people. They're not the only people. They're just the only people working on the garden. But people exist in general. The sea people are all around them. And they are not even the first sea people. They are just some of the sea people. And they're not even particularly great sea people. They've. They're way down the line. The people have been amazing for millions of years. This only happened 5,000 years ago. Like, they're just whack people.

Cristina: They're using. They might be using adrenochrome.

Jack: Adam and Eve have no special abilities. They are just workers. Lilith did, and she was kind of whacked out. She could have also, all things considered, based on how she eats her children and weird crap like that, that's very vampiric. She, on paper, might actually be a vampire, which seems to happen every time a human takes adrenochrome or anytime a sea person takes adrenochrome. Jesus is an example.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Okay, so we have an example of a sea person having taken adrenochrome and having these weird abilities. And then we have Lilith also having the same kind of reminiscent abilities that even Adam doesn't have. She must have taken what the snake had. She probably gave it to the snake.

Cristina: Okay, science.

Jack: Well, she was also, I'm assuming because she was there first, but Adam was then there. And it's like you're to respond to him. And it's like, no, but I'm. I'm the senior here. What the h***? I'm out, bro. You ain't just putting somebody else over me. But maybe she was the risky scientist and that's why you don't want her in charge. And she experimented on herself. Boom. Maybe these people invented adrenochrome as well. Maybe that is just sea people technology.

Cristina: How is the snake not kicked out?

Jack: Well, the snake is just one of the subjects. Not by choice, I guess. Exactly. So the snake is more excused for its behavior.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yes, yes, yes.

Jack: So, okay, now, Jesus. Interesting things about Jesus. He's suspected to have written in code the Book of John. The Book of John has been theorized throughout time to be written actually by Jesus Christ, not by John.

Cristina: Why do they think that?

Jack: Because its Perspective changes so drastically and sometimes a first person slip happens. Wait, sounds like he's referencing himself. Not only that, the book focuses on Jesus and his divinity specifically. Very few other narratives take place in. This speaks directly of Jesus without hiding his identity or alluding to it the way other biblical texts do where they kind of brush around his majestic. No, he's just like a dude. He's a dude instead of like he's supernatural, troll and everything, man. No, it's like. No, it's just a guy, like, who.

Cristina: Would say that other books.

Jack: Yeah, the other books in the Bible say that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But the Book of John is just like, you know, this guy, like people and whatever. And it's like, who would say that Jesus would say that because he's not impressive to him.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: It's the only book in the Bible to specify details and provable locations, names, minus the existence of Jesus himself that there's zero records for. It is the only book of the Bible that gives you direct references to people that you can prove existed. Places that were very exact. Not just, oh, this is real. No, this. You could, you could find the building, like that kind of stuff.

Cristina: So if it was him, it would make sense.

Jack: Yes. It's so on. It's too on point. And it's the only book in the Bible that offers interpretation. All the others are open to interpretation. This one is like, this is the way to think about this part.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: And Jesus was doing what? Trying to get you to think of it a certain way.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Jesus wrote his own little Bible. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. The Book of John.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: Now, Knights Templar respond directly to the Pope and are tasked with finding, confiscating and acquiring by any means religious relics, scriptures and items, and delivering the desired narrative of Christianity through Bibles and preaching. So this is. This is the brainwashing group. Go out, acquire the things, give them the right way to think about it. And so they also were in charge of clarifying the quote correct way, unquote, to believe in Jesus Christ.

Cristina: Sure. How many different jobs they had.

Jack: It's all essentially the same one job.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And yeah, so that's what I. That's what I think. That's me tying the narrative together. Questions, we don't have answers to what the point of aligning these civilizations were. We know the minds weren't part of it.

Cristina: So then does the alignment even matter?

Jack: Yes, because it happened. But we don't have an answer to why. That doesn't mean it doesn't matter. That just means we don't have an answer to why. Okay, but it happened. It wasn't for no reason. They literally went to Maya and helped them out too. What was the point of that? If they didn't need anybody on one single line, why'd they do it? Specifically people that they gave very complicated mathematically accurate to a bunch of different. Like there's a purpose there.

Cristina: It's not for nothing even for. But there was people outside the line that they did the exact same thing.

Jack: Yes, but there were people directly on the line and the majority of them were on the line. Okay, so there was a point to that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Something about that mattered. We don't know why. Now that's important. We do know it's important to take care of the garden. Probably because it's secret technology. They either want to populate the universe or they want to.

Cristina: They are populating the universe.

Jack: Well, it's possible that that's what the Egyptians left to do, I guess. Let's think of this in a couple of phases. Give the Egyptians who also have all the same data so they can recreate the technology and inside of one of the pyramids they have the ability to just teleport across the universe. And some of them could just. The pyramid would open. They can just leave in the rockets that they've placed inside, they can populate our own star system, all the local star systems and go across the universe and come from that side back populating everything in any in every direction, all at the same time. They have that ability. Space is their ability.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they go out with the directions of the sea. People who help them get where they were going to start with. Then we have the Mayans who go underground. They store information. They have electric batteries powering something. There's something. The theory is whatever data retainment information. So that's the in case happens and they do get to us, this technology is safe.

Cristina: Elsewhere of the backup.

Jack: It's the backup. The Mayans are the backup. They disappear because they go underground to both store and protect all this data.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then the sea people who stay on Earth running the program, they have to protect the, the, the, the technology. They can't go into space where they might encounter other things that could be dangerous and want that technology.

Cristina: Do you think there is someone that does know where they're at that is trying to get that technology or not someone, but people, I guess.

Jack: So when we talk about the God of Light and the God of Dark, I believe Jehovah of dark is who kicked them out. And Jehovah of Or Actually, the other way around. Maybe it's Jehovah of Light who kicked them out because he was a technology leader. The good guy wanted to do it right then, because he keeps working on the project, more of his time is consumed. Some creature similar in scale to what we would think these gods are, but they're just people. The sea people are just people. But they're Atlanteans. They are Olympians. They are these way crazy to us.

Cristina: Special people.

Jack: Yeah, to us, but normal to themselves. Something about that scale of power comes through after the use of adrenochrome gets implemented.

Cristina: Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Jack: Which is at the same time we.

Cristina: Know there are people there that are taking adrenal.

Jack: Yes. Which happens to be at the same time that this glitch, this problem that Adam introduces into the system happens. That then, in the future, leads to the birth of the child.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: With the telepathy that's sending out the messages.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This message perhaps rips through not just time, but gets to the shadow realm too. It's going everywhere all at once. This thing gets a message, gets the idea, plots, and he knows. He consistently interacts. With who? With fairies. And he's like, hey, I need a favor. I gotta get over there. You guys get over there all the time. There needs to be a way. And they're like, oh, yeah, there's an ancient, some method that we know about, and we can help you do it. So concentrate. Fear. Boom. He manages to get through because he wants that technology, because he can create his army however he wants.

Cristina: Because that would make sense of why they would move as well. Yes. Not just from people seeing the vision. That's part of it. But there's something else.

Jack: Well, anybody getting to it? It.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anybody getting to it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's the point.

Cristina: But, like, they can stop us easily.

Jack: You're totally right. So it's what they can't stop their hiding from.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's why it's important to get rid of the kid. Because before they were in plain sight, they didn't give a s***.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: They didn't give a crap. It's when this problem gets introduced that again, just so happens to be around the same time that adrenochrome is introduced to the equation. Around the same time the Adam messes with the technology that then leads to the glitch that eventually leads to the genetic problem that leads to Mary having a child without ever getting pregnant and without ever getting fertilized in the first place. And this child having supernatural abilities beyond the normal for the sea people that sends telepathic messages through time, through realities, through realms, through dimensions, gets to this creature that just so happens to be about as powerful as the normal sea people are. He finds a way with help of some fairies, gets through, shows up on this side, and tries to get a hold of the technology. But the sea people know this, and they immediately begin this mass evacuation and hide somewhere.

Cristina: That's very, very protective.

Jack: Yes. With several things happening. They have a collective of really overpowered beings protecting them from above. They have those beings, most overpowered beings, helping them. They have technology surrounding their home that crashes any plane, sinks any ship, makes anything, disappears, and probably flings it to that hole over there in space.

Cristina: Yes. It's a little.

Jack: Just dumping ground. Don't get close to us, or that's where you're going.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which. This is the only reason that. That Jehovah. Jehovah to Jehovah of dark cannot get in now. Jehovah of light hiding.

Cristina: Isn't he working in the garden?

Jack: He's with the garden. The garden is hidden in with the sea people in the bottom of Atlanta. He can't leave.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're. They. They're not going anywhere. We can't risk anybody following us back either. We are always gonna hide the last person to go there. Mary. That's also why the entryway is protected.

Cristina: The entryway is protected, yes, but no.

Jack: Also fascinating if there is technologies that could track them. There is one place where technology is dampened almost everywhere. It's the mountain.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: You can successfully leave your home and get to the mountain without being tracked. Because there's no way. The mountain is designed in such a way that it would stop everything except for the summit, where you could come in and out and nobody could know how you're doing it or where you're going. Boom. That's why that mountain matters so much, because it's the only way the sea people can leave.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And they have to do it in such a specific way after they get permission. After they. Not they don't get permission. After they make sure that everybody is well organized. What happens in Mount Athos, you need to passes. You need a permission to go there only specific people at specific times. And nobody's allowed in the summit.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Super controlled.

Cristina: It's very controlled.

Jack: Super controlled. So that they can come in and out knowing everything is tight. Nothing's tracking us.

Cristina: This makes sense.

Jack: That's the point.

Cristina: Yes. I think we got it.

Jack: I think we got it.

Cristina: I think that makes sense.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Because this thing, it Wants that technology. That's the real goal.

Jack: That's the real goal. Everything else is just means to an end. And the fact that the Jehovah, that this crazy super advanced intelligent scientist that did so much influencing and probably created a lot of the things that he gave to the Egyptians and the Mayans and all the other civilizations along the old equator, that was probably Jehovah's idea. He was just a genius scientist helping everybody advance. But he has to stay protecting the garden and working on his project. And the whole place is hidden that you ain't getting out too often. And we only go there once in a while because we got to make sure it's tight. So only one of us, only once in a blue, only to trade, and only when necessary. And it might have been thousands of years right now since somebody has been there. In the last thousand years, only 20 people have been up there.

Cristina: So rare. Okay, Jehovah doesn't leave. No.

Jack: But Jehovah of Dark then has free reign. I'm just as powerful. They already know these people and they kind of obsess with these people. I'll just claim to be one of them. In fact, I'll claim to be the one who gave the Egyptians and the Mayans and everybody the technology. I'll claim they can't correct me. They're not gonna show themselves. I win. My presence here hides them so I can just pretend to be him. But eventually that becomes a problem and he's like, you know what? I'm gonna teach somebody else how to work on my project and I'm gonna go and confront this f*****. I'm never coming back. People. Don't worry what the Jehovah of light exits the Persian Gulf away. And not the Persian Gulf voices, the sea, People's home in Atlantis. And that's where the good narrative comes in again. Not just the garden good or the dark in the middle of a bunch of destruction and crap, but the good again. That happens later. So in reality. Oh, my God. This story just wrapped up entirely up, what, at age 30? Actually, at the birth. At the birth, the wars and chaos that starts building allowed. That's probably exactly what. Oh, crap.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's the fairies. Deport kept messing with it and directing it. So it's always the Catholic Church versus the fairies, which is exactly what happened in Ireland when he went.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: When he went to kick out the fairies. The whole war is the Catholic Church versus the fairies. Who are the people helping? The shadow people. And one of them just so happens to be Jehovah. So Jesus is born. The fear of all of the crap happening and the narrative changing for the worst is what gets him through.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then this whole ordeal, that's when finally Jehovah of Light is like, I. Look, guys, I can solve it. I'm the smartest guy here I got. I have to. So you guys take the tech. I'm gonna go solve this problem. Jesus dies in the exchange, but he gets rid of Jehovah of Dark.

Cristina: Jesus or Jehovah of Light.

Jack: Jesus dies in the exchange, but they manage to get rid of Jehovah of Dark because Jehovah of Light is who we find out about afterwards.

Cristina: Okay, but then why are they still hiding so hard? I thought it was because they couldn't get rid of Jehovah of Dark.

Jack: Well, it's because the shadow people have a way in.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So he managed to get rid of the one person trying to control the narrative.

Cristina: Okay. But that doesn't stop.

Jack: That doesn't stop the fact that now there is a wave of fear that randomly shows up. And the shadow people, plus the fairies working hoots, being able to make it happen whenever they want.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they have to stay hiding because eventually one of them might get curious. And they can actually take this from us if they wanted to.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There's probably more of them than they are of us. And they got abilities we don't understand.

Cristina: Okay. Yes, yes.

Jack: So they have to stay hidden. That's where the shadow people are. That's how they partake in this. And the whole fear is part of this. And adrenochrome is a way for things to cross into the shadow realm to then join the shadow people. Boom. All of this fits in some crazy, bigger picture.

Cristina: Very, very crazy picture, but it makes sense.

Jack: Makes sense. That's so far what the narrative is.

Cristina: And everything fits. Shadow people, Jesus, etc.

Jack: We got Jesus, the Church, Adrenochrome, the Catholics, the Garden of Eden with Adam, Eve, Lilith, the serpent, and Jehovah all included. That tells us about the sea people, who are both the Go, the Persian Gulf oasis people and the Atlanteans. The how. Mary is really just one of them. Her quest, her child, the glitch, which is why Adam got kicked in the first place for tampering with the technology that later led to the kid with the telepathic ability to send messages in every direction, attracting some crazy s*** from somewhere else, some other realm that he also sent the message to. Thing figures out how to get across. They take note, go and hide, because this thing is in cahoots with some other creatures that are making people spaz out.

Cristina: So, yeah, I think.

Jack: So the war breaks out. Then the. We create the Church to control the narrative. After Jehovah of light shows up, deals with the main problem, but he knows there could be more in the future. So then he. With the maji, who are also sea people. So Jehovah, the sea person and the maji. The sea people. Okay, so maji is the scholar, the sea people. The maji are the. Also different kind of scholar, I guess. One is a scientist and the other, just like critical thinkers, problem solvers, the magi. That's what they do. And so together, they then create the Church, make the Pope, make the Templar, direct the story, and it's. It's great. And then they get Mount Athos, put it on down, packed. That's their way in and out. Very rarely does anybody come in. And it's likely people haven't come in or out in maybe 100 or 200 years.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So, yeah. Whoa. Story makes sense now.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Every part.

Cristina: I love it. But also, we have a sleeping Jesus that we haven't figured out what to do with.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: The story didn't help us.

Jack: The story didn't help us. Yes. Which I forgot. That was totally the point. That's how crazy this. But the whole point. We began just looking at unicorns, trying to figure out how to get Santa Claus to get Jesus out. That's how we got here. Because we still have Jesus in our facility, still in cryostasis, and we can't bring him out because he'll just die.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Ah. The road we've gone on.

Cristina: It's been awesome.

Jack: It's been awesome. Didn't help.

Cristina: No, not at all.

Jack: Not at all.

Cristina: You got a beautiful picture.

Jack: Yeah. This story is great. We managed to find all the pieces and connect them, so. Okay, I don't know if this is the end of it, but look, we still don't know why. The questions we do have to answer. We've answered a lot.

Cristina: There's. Yes.

Jack: What the h*** Jehovah of dark wanted with the tech. Like, what could he do to it? He knows genetic manipulation. Does he want to create his own humans? Does he want a physical body?

Cristina: I thought that's what it was about. I already thought we knew the answer. I thought he just wanted to make people to kill people and just enjoy that blood or fear or whatever.

Jack: I guess. Maybe also why the sea people created the old equator or aligned civilizations along.

Cristina: Yeah, it'd be even stranger if they.

Jack: Made but why did they align a bunch of civilizations that they helped evolve along the old equator that we do not get at all.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Is that everything? We haven't answered yet. I guess so.

Cristina: I guess we figured out unicorns. I think. Yeah.

Jack: Unicorns are probably just highly advanced because we already know they have genetic technology. That's what the Garden of Eden is. So it's something like a unicorn, which is essentially a shire horse with a genetic. Genetic disfigurement built in on purpose so that it looks unique. And some goat DNA, some mountain goat DNA in there so they can just climb mountains easily. Makes perfect sense.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. What else do we have?

Jack: I think it's just that we just still don't know what the point of the old equator is.

Cristina: That is the biggest mystery that won't be solved.

Jack: Who says?

Cristina: Or I guess not right now.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Anyways, if you guys are curious about how we got here, you can go, I guess start at where unicorns are or where we got. No, it starts before, if you want to. Really? Like before we got serious, how we. How we planned to get Santa Claus in the first place. This started in Christmas.

Cristina: It started around.

Jack: It started before Christmas.

Cristina: Before Christmas.

Jack: Yeah, started before Christmas.

Cristina: Probably in the beginning of December or the end of.

Jack: Somewhere around there. Read some descriptions. So we tried to find Santa Claus and then we tried to do that by getting unicorn. Actually, no. There were a couple of episodes before we tried to get some. It's not the point. You could find anything related to this or any episode before this in quite a couple of places.

Cristina: But it could possibly be related to this maybe.

Jack: Yeah, you can. Yes, because you can talk to us about any of those episodes that you find. Anything you think is interesting or any input you have or any interpretation of any of the information.

Cristina: If you could connect any more dots.

Jack: Yeah, actually, yeah, if you can. If you. If there's anything you feel you can connect that we haven't, or if you feel you know why. If you have an answer as to why the sea people gave technology to advanced civilizations around the old equator, please tell us why you think that is. You could tell us on all our socials at just convopod, that is on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook.

Cristina: Remember to subscribe, rate and review the.

Jack: Show and tell everybody about this. Everybody.

Cristina: Everyone needs to know.

Jack: Yes. Tell them to listen to the entire. There's a lot of episodes. The story doesn't end. Yeah, I always think it ends. No, but now I'm probably just gonna look into this old equator.

Cristina: This is as close as the ending. As we've gotten so far, though.

Jack: Yes, it is as close. We've wrapped up so much. There's really just that one question hanging.

Cristina: That is a tough question, but maybe we'll figure it out. Who knows? Hopefully this has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: You're not gonna sneak up. It's not happening. Just drop from the sky. They're gonna see you, but it's whatever. You're more likely to survive them shooting at you than crossing the largest desert ever known. In the hottest conditions ever known. With nothing to sustain yourself, your food will run out. Factually, you cannot carry the supply.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.



Rambling 217: Jesus the Son of Atlantis

What future was being avoided by the ancients? Why did the Sea People cast Mary and Joseph from the Persian Gulf Oasis and only allow them in once the child was no longer involved? And what is the Garden of Eden? The duo ponder how their recent findings into the ancient world connect and why these characteristics present themselves so often related to one another. What is discovered about Jesus Christ and the reason the Sea People cast his family is an entirely new revelation worth investigation of its own.

Rambling 217: Jesus the Son of Atlantis

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  • Adrenochrome
  • Christianity
  • Mount Athos
  • Atlantis
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Unicorns
  • Space
  • The Garden of Eden
  • The Maya
  • Egyptians
  • The MagiHoly
  • Coat
  • Blood of Christ

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is a show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas, and they're usually really absurd and really baffling simultaneously. I think we do a pretty good job sometimes.

Cristina: Childish.

Jack: Yeah, sometimes they're childish. Rarely lately, but that's still kicking around in there.

Cristina: But what the Christians did to the Russians. Christians. What is it? The. Whatever. Christians versus the Russian Christians. And then with the book. That's pretty childish.

Jack: Yeah, that was pretty childish. On the mountain.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hiding. Hiding their picture book of animals.

Cristina: Yeah, it's pretty childish. I'm assuming the Russians are also Christian, Right? Like, they have to be.

Jack: Okay, so I'm very confused about this myself too. I think most of them are Christian, but not all of them.

Cristina: Yeah, but the Russians specifically, what do you think they are?

Jack: I think it would have to be Rush Christian, right?

Cristina: Yeah, I think so. Like, the other option is atheists, but I doubt, like, there's an atheist church on them.

Jack: Yeah, there's no. Yeah, they're all believers of something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they all find that mountain holy to some degree. Okay, so good. Good point. Right, like that. That was a weird, childish thing that did happen. But you bring up an interesting thing that this mountain. Okay, like, that book is weird. We're talking about Mount Athos. For anybody who doesn't know what mountain we're talking about, it's Mount Athos.

Cristina: From the last episode.

Jack: From the last. Yeah, the last series. Series. Series of episodes.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's a very strange mountain with a lot of weird things. But I went and I looked farther to find what thing is. Are on that mountain that could somehow be relevant to anything else.

Cristina: Are there more mythical creatures?

Jack: Interesting. I don't know. But I gathered this information. I went ahead and I looked for all the things related to this mountain so that I can see how weird the things got. And the initial thought I came to this episode with was, we're gonna unpack the similarities between. Or not similarities, but what? Things have patterns that we consistently notice. But we'll get to that in a moment because this is one of the patterns, Right. This freaky mountain came out of nowhere, and then everything we've already ever looked at seems to connect through this mountain. All of a sudden, we became aware, and now we can't unsee the freaking mountain.

Cristina: Okay, but this mountain isn't on that line, though, is it?

Jack: Mount Athos is not directly on the line, though, because it's just off. It's just off. All the countries surrounding it are considered part, but not because of how close they are to that line.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But the only one landing directly on it is the Persian Gulf.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now I was looking at the fact that they hid that book atop the mountain.

Cristina: Newer.

Jack: I thought that was weird. It's like, okay, we know that you guys are trying to hide something. There's something weird happening up there. But that's too. That's. That's a deep secret. Like, we need to know somebody. We're not. We're gonna find out what's up there. You know, that's whatever. But in an effort to hide whatever is on top of that mountain most effectively, you're gonna let slip what's everywhere else. Somehow you can't hold it all up. So here and there, there's information for things, whether or not they tried to hide it. You can find out other things that are there now. Important to know that there's a lot of weirdly diabolical things that always take place in Christianity. People can take it for what it is, whatever, you know, you do drinking.

Cristina: What's happening? Children. Are they taking children to the mod?

Jack: No, no, it's more about. Again, I'm just talking about things they contain on the mountain. Relics.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Objects of the past and whatever. And like, first, the Catholic Church is very strange. They have a lot, a lot of skulls. Yes, many.

Cristina: Well, they keep the saints, don't they?

Jack: Yes, they have chambers of skulls, of just saint skulls.

Cristina: I think they've collected their blood. Use for magic.

Jack: Yeah, well, for me, I guess it would have to be, right. They do have the blood of the saints. They do. They have many, many. So much blood. There's so much blood. And there's so many skeletons and skulls. They have severed hands, they have severed feet. They have chests, like just torsos laying around. They got all these things preserved infinitely. They have all this crap in a lot of different, like, churches, cathedrals, like, you know, places where they have it. Many places have them.

Cristina: Many.

Jack: Yeah, they're everywhere. Catholic Church, skulls and, like, blood.

Cristina: People go there to pray on those objects.

Jack: Yo, this is normal.

Cristina: Because it's magical in these people's eyes that are praying to these objects or skulls or blood or whatever.

Jack: Blows my mind. It blows my mind. It's so blatantly satanic. Whoa. But whatever. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the most interesting two items that are here are they have the largest portion of the cross.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah, they have the largest portion of the cross in Mount Athos.

Cristina: Specifically the cross that Jesus was on. You're talking about like any cross. It was the cross.

Jack: It was the cross. They have a chunk of the cross.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yes. The other thing that's incredibly interesting here is the vial. The one vial. The one vial of blood of Jesus is on this.

Cristina: No, it's not. I don't know how that's possible.

Jack: My question is, is it at the top? Why? Why is it less important than whatever's at the top?

Cristina: How do you know it's not at the top?

Jack: Wasn't. It's inside certain monasteries.

Cristina: That's very strange.

Jack: What was in the book? So it was in the book. Why. Why does that get to be the thing that goes up? Why is that more important?

Cristina: It has location of Mary.

Jack: Does it? Like what is. What is happening here? This is a really weird, almost contradicting idea that if whatever's most important goes to the summit of the mountain, you do you take. Or are they just trolling and there's no importance to the top of the mountain, it's just sacred. And nobody goes up there. And so they just took it from the Russians and they're like, haha, you can't grab your thing. But I doubt that's happening. So why was the book more important to take up there? I don't understand. It seems like such an arbitrary thing.

Cristina: It does. Yeah. Because it's not just about the unicorn.

Jack: It's not just about the unicorn. Like really? Really. Why the book? Why the beastiary Mary?

Cristina: 100% it's Mary. No, but she's not like a beast or anything.

Jack: Yeah, she's not like a Pokemon.

Cristina: I don't know. Unless they found out something about her that makes her a Pokemon.

Jack: The makes her Pokemon? That'd be nuts.

Cristina: Exactly. We wouldn't know because it's in that book. What if it is in that book? I don't know. Because we know she's important somehow. But they don't talk about it. They just say they were worshiping Mary on this mountain.

Jack: Yeah, it's very vague.

Cristina: She came there, they're there for her. But where is she?

Jack: Yeah, I don't know. Story kind of just abruptly wraps up. But why would the book be associated with Mary? It still doesn't make sense. She's not a Pokemon.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, yes, definitely. There's. I don't understand. It's so weird, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I don't get it. Just the. You have the blood, dude. If this blood is what you say it is, or if it's not, either way, you take it to the top of the mountain, because holy. Right. If you're lying and you need to keep the secret, take it to the top.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If you're telling the truth, then holy s***, it's the blood of Jesus. Take it to the f****** top.

Cristina: So it's not the real thing?

Jack: No. If it's not the real thing, you also want it at the freaking top.

Cristina: Not if you need it, because also in the top, magic doesn't work. Or the whole mountain is not magical. Is it just the top or is it all of it?

Jack: Interesting? I don't remember. Was it just the top? I think it was that only the top is where magic works.

Cristina: Is where magic works.

Jack: It's the only part of the mountain where magic works. Making it neutral territory for when people with magic show up. Or in this case, I guess it would be some sort of dampening field. If we're talking that these are advanced civilizations because we fail to think of it in that way. And we're supposed to, because that's what's happening. These were the higher developed groups of people. And so everything we're considering the. Be this sort of. Again, we just established that even unicorns were just genetically engineered. Large shire horses with a defect bred in intentionally to make an interesting shape.

Cristina: Possibly, yes.

Jack: So it's all science. So ultimately, what you're dealing with is something there that's making the territory neutral.

Cristina: Except for the top.

Jack: Except for the very top. Because they need to arrive. You can't disable their technology when they land. They need to get there and then, you know, park or whatever and then come down. That's what it sounds like to me. The whole time I was telling that, I was always thinking about it that way, and I'm like, why does it sound like. Of course I wasn't thinking about a dampening field or anything, but you know that they land. They park. They essentially park up there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then they come down the trade.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And it's like, what a weird series of sentences to use to describe that. You could have said anything else. They came down and gave us tablets, bro. You could just. You could have said anything. But you chose to say they came, they landed, and then they walked out. They walked down and they just traded with us.

Cristina: I don't know. Why do they have that blood? They're not doing anything with it. Because then on top of the mountain, it would be magical.

Jack: On top of the Mountain. It would be magical. Why does the book. Is the book magical?

Cristina: Well, on the top it should be.

Jack: But what is magical about the book? It's just a bookkeeping record. If the book itself doesn't have power, it's just. I saw a thing. I drew it and described it a little. And this is where I saw it. Why is that up there?

Cristina: It makes sense.

Jack: It doesn't.

Cristina: It?

Jack: 100%. This makes sense. It haunts me.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It haunts me. There's some mystical something about having a portion of the. The holy cross up there that's some significance. The blood. Significant. But.

Cristina: But neither of those things are on the top.

Jack: Neither of those things are at the top.

Cristina: They're just there.

Jack: Hello. Skeletons and crap. None of those are at the top either.

Cristina: Did you find anything else weird on that mountain?

Jack: No, this actually, by accident, I even found this information is the craziest thing, because I wasn't looking for this.

Cristina: What were you looking for?

Jack: I was looking at the fact that we still have. Jesus. We haven't solved that problem. We slightly peaked into the future and stuck. Got stuck in a loop of some sort already. And it's like, okay, we can't use a time machine anymore, so let's reason through it. So I was thinking we're going to look at the artifacts that he directly came in contact with. That makes perfect sense to me. That's a good place to start. Because if he has some sort of real magic or power, then maybe something else does too, that he touched or interacted or used or whatever. And so we could use that to bring him out of cryostasis without killing him.

Cristina: Assuming that those things are magical.

Jack: Yeah, assuming that they're magic. And we can actually bypass technology. But if it does turn out to.

Cristina: Be technology, then how would we know how to use that technology?

Jack: How would we know how to use.

Cristina: Like, even if it's magic, we wouldn't know how to use it. Neither. Or either.

Jack: Or. But we have. Again, we have means at least to learn what kind of thing works with magic. We know things that claim magic, even if it turns out to always be technology, which just means it's ultimately going to be just too advanced of a technology.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Crap. That's always a problem, isn't it?

Cristina: If it is somehow magic, we can give it to our beaver.

Jack: To our beaver.

Cristina: Groundhog.

Jack: Well, in. He's not magic.

Cristina: He's pretty magical.

Jack: I mean, is that what happens is. Did we establish that it is magic that you get from adrenochrome because you.

Cristina: Get abilities I guess we never really call it magic.

Jack: No, but we didn't say it was like, you know, sciency either, because, like, could we track it in the gene? It's a we. It is kind of other thing of some sort.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, why does a plus that specific be equal? A functional C? I don't understand.

Cristina: Something's not right.

Jack: Something's not right. But. Yeah. So this mountain is a complete nightmare. And once it showed up, it didn't stop showing up. And so, again, looking through things related to Jesus, the main things that were important for whatever reason, the relics that are being hoarded in different places around the world away from the public, include from the crucifixion, specifically, more pieces of the cross it's spread across.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: The crown of thorns.

Cristina: His crown of thorn.

Jack: They have. They have it specifically the people on the mountain. No, no, no. Oh, this is just around the world.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The Holy Lands used to poke him on the side and pierce him when he was on the cross.

Cristina: Okay, but you don't know who has these. No, no, you just know they exist.

Jack: Yeah, they're. They're all it was. They're scattered. It's irrelevant. Random places, just people. Got it. But the interesting one opposite to all of these, that there is only one of. It's only one of all of these.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They're like, it's over there. Oh, yeah, it's over. Except the cross. Everybody's like, I got a chunk. Broke it apart, bro. Whatever. But the coat he wore. He wore.

Cristina: He wore a coat.

Jack: The coat he wore? Yeah, the coat he wore right before he was crucified.

Cristina: What coat?

Jack: Some. He's. Some's coat. The holy coat.

Cristina: The holy coat.

Jack: He had a coat.

Cristina: No, he didn't.

Jack: Yeah, he had a coat. Some jacket or something that he was wearing, and then they took it off to whip him. Yeah, yeah, he was. He was. He was wearing some coat. Allegedly. I don't know. Holy people. I don't know, man.

Cristina: But he's the one else's coat.

Jack: Well, that's where it gets weird. Specifically this one thing that nobody ever believed happened because nobody knows why the story just arose without it being in the Bible. It's not in the Bible. He didn't have a coat. It's got mentioned that he had a coat from something and it went down through history, trickled down for 2,000 years. That's right.

Cristina: Even though it's not in the Bible.

Jack: It's not in the Bible. Was trickled down. But apparently he had a Code. And people knew he had a code. It was famous code or whatever. Coat. He's super Aussie. Maybe he was. Maybe was known for his coats, you.

Cristina: Know, but it wasn't in the Bible.

Jack: Was in the Bible.

Cristina: But this coat, everyone has it.

Jack: Everybody has this coat. And that's a really.

Cristina: Pieces of the coat.

Jack: No, no, no, they have the coat. Many, many people believe they have the coat.

Cristina: The coat.

Jack: The coat, yes.

Cristina: Do you have any idea what this coat looks like?

Jack: It's just a flat little brown, like looks. It looks crappy.

Cristina: Okay. And they all look the same. Like, did you see it in all these places that say, oh, I have it.

Jack: Yeah, it looks the same. Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Why? Why?

Jack: The one similarity is that all these places claim that the trickle down from them happened where they were. That this person had a vision of Jesus as he was on the cross or right before he was on the cross. And when Jesus disappeared from the vision, the coat got left behind. Is always a story.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Everybody f****** has one.

Cristina: Oh, so they're. None of those are the real coats? They're vision coats?

Jack: Well, they called it a vision. But like, was Jesus there if he's leaving a coat behind?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But he's everywhere.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean, he's magic, right? I don't know.

Jack: So he's simultaneously at all these places. Because these are all people claiming like.

Cristina: None of them have the original coat. They have. They have the coat.

Jack: They have a coat.

Cristina: Yeah, they have a coat. And it came from a vision. Like, I'm sure. I don't know. Sounds so dumb.

Jack: So out of all the items, I think most of these are just bullshit items. This is s*** that he interacted with. No significance, no power. I think the one item to look at is actually this one that everybody ignores. What the holy coat. I think that's an item that might truly have some magical significance to it.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because he left one everywhere simultaneously.

Cristina: Was it simultaneously, it was a vision.

Jack: Right before he went to get crucified?

Cristina: No, like it happened that time.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That those people receiving.

Jack: Oh, s***.

Cristina: Or is it in the future after that happened that they get the vision of that? Like. What do you mean?

Jack: Yeah, I know that the vision was of that moment.

Cristina: Yeah. Like. But if I had that vision right now and then I get that cold. Like it doesn't. It's not just one period where all these people got the vision.

Jack: I never even considered that. You think that happens in the Bible? That probably happens all the time. Right. I never thought about that. That when these simultaneous events happen, they could Actually simultaneous. Yeah. It's not actually simultaneous. It could be like. Yeah. You might be talking about the same moment, but you could have had that vision way later. Which is essentially somebody said a story and you had a thought about it at a random moment, and you're like, wow, pictures in my head. A vis. Whoa.

Cristina: Yeah, we can get that coat. Maybe.

Jack: But how do you get the coat? That's the weird part, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If they really believe it. But that's the problem. Why do so many people really believe it?

Cristina: That they got the coat from Jesus.

Jack: Yeah. Like where the. Where the what?

Cristina: I don't know. Because they saw Jesus.

Jack: No, but, like, where did the actual coat. Yes. Whatever. Their explanation for it is fantastic. Sweet.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where did the actual coat come from? They. They were left with a coat. Like what? Regardless of what crazy story they built around it, they really ended up with a coat. Some anomaly happened.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And they were left with a coat. Weird.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it happened many times. Whether it be at the same time. I don't know. Or spread throughout time. But they all had a coat from a vision. From a vision or an ethereal visitor or something. A guy who is there and then wasn't.

Cristina: Like, what's the purpose, though? What's the purpose for Jesus to be doing this?

Jack: Be handing out coats?

Cristina: Right. Yes.

Jack: Okay, so that's the weird one out of the crucifixion. Very strange. And then some of the other relics that have specifically to do with Jesus were from the Last Supper. Would that include a knife from the holy chalice and a knife from the. From the Last Supper and the holy chalice?

Cristina: Oh, the knife doesn't sound as impressive as the chalice where he drank from it.

Jack: He used a knife to cut the bread, I guess.

Cristina: Unless it was to cut his own skin. I don't care. Unless he was cutting his skin and they eat his skin and it was like, whoa, this tastes like bread. That's crazy.

Jack: That would be amazing. Unrelated to the Last Supper or the crucifixion. Tears from when Jesus mourns Lazarus.

Cristina: No. What?

Jack: They saved his tears. How they were ready. How they were ready.

Cristina: Who was there when he cried and gathered up those tears?

Jack: No, let's be real. Let's be real. Do you think Jesus, the super mega, super duper star, had a single moment where there weren't people just trying to grab his spit at any given second? Like, we don't think about it. Yeah, we don't think about it like that. But really, really just a celebrity. He was a super mega celebrity.

Cristina: Very hated both.

Jack: The more love, the more hate, baby. The more love, the more hate. And that's exactly what he was living is a super megastar.

Cristina: Someone was collecting his tears.

Jack: F****** tears, bro.

Cristina: Then someone collected his sperm.

Jack: No, but okay, weirdly enough, a very odd pride of the Catholic church is the fact that they have his circumcised junk.

Cristina: He was circumcised?

Jack: Yeah, because he was a Jew. And they. They kept this foreskin. They're very proud of it.

Cristina: Okay. They have a foreskin? Yeah.

Jack: Good job, guys.

Cristina: Oh, they are creepy.

Jack: So, like, got a baby's foreskin. Air 5, guys. We preserved it and everything. Whoa.

Cristina: They take turn looking at. Okay, whoa. What do they do with it?

Jack: What do they do with what?

Cristina: That thing, the foreskin. Why do they have it? They put it on themselves. They put it on their heads? Yes.

Jack: They lick it once in a while for its power.

Cristina: That's disturbing. Okay, what else do they have? That's so awful?

Jack: All right, weird thing. That's actually at Mount Athos, though.

Cristina: What? Back to the mountain?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The gift of the Meiji.

Cristina: That means nothing to me.

Jack: The three dudes.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Rolled in from seemingly nowhere. I actually tried to find out about these people.

Cristina: Okay, what did you find? Nothing.

Jack: It's. It's hard, weird, and highly obscure.

Cristina: They're kings. They should be known. If they were real.

Jack: Oh, no, no, no, no.

Cristina: If they're real.

Jack: Let me be correct. Let me correct you when I explain that you remember the three kings because you're hearing the warped, more popular version. But it's the three wise men. Most commonly. They are not kings. It is not established anywhere. They are wise men who come from question mark. And the Bible does a really good job job of giving you nothing. They just kind of roll in.

Cristina: Okay, so these three wise men.

Jack: These three wise men, the gifts, the Meiji. They show up. They're just known. These people, these obscure people, they claim their royalty themselves. Allegedly. The magi claim their royalty. That's all that's known. They're some people and they come in. They show up. It is not. It's not said anywhere that they're here to worship this guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Cristina: They show up with gifts.

Jack: With gifts. They're not here for a God of any sort. They haven't said that. Maybe they are. Who knows? I'm not sure what's in their head. They didn't. They didn't say it.

Cristina: What did they say?

Jack: They just brought some gifts for the future king.

Cristina: For the future king.

Jack: For the future king. They were there for royalty.

Cristina: Okay, so they saw him as some kind of king, but they weren't really specific on.

Jack: They weren't what that meant. So they gave gold, frankincense and myrrh.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: A lot of people are like, what the h***? Yes, like what, bruh?

Cristina: What's the baby gonna do with that?

Jack: What's the baby gonna do with that? Now this actually has people torn about what? The fact that these three things were given leads to a lot of confusion. First, these three things are on the mountain.

Cristina: Oh, so you're saying.

Jack: Weird.

Cristina: Yes. But what is he gonna do with it? What does it mean?

Jack: These three things are on top of the mountain. Sure, with the book.

Jack: Now what the h*** are these three things?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay. Theories, because it's not known.

Cristina: They're telling him where to go. They want him to go up there.

Jack: To go up where?

Cristina: The mountain. They know he's from them.

Jack: No, no, no.

Cristina: They're from. They're not just from the mountain, they're from Atlantis.

Jack: Holy s***. What?

Cristina: The top of the mountain is the portal.

Jack: Wait, no, but these things are kept at top of the mountain now. Yes, these are relics now at top of the mountain.

Cristina: Oh, I thought you meant that those things are found on the mountain.

Jack: No, no, no, these things are currently on the mountain.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: They're from the top of the mountain.

Cristina: They're not.

Jack: They're not from the top of mountain, they're on top of.

Cristina: That's why the way you're saying it makes me. Okay, okay.

Jack: They're not on top of the mountain.

Cristina: They're on top of the mountain. Okay, but they're not naturally from the mountain.

Jack: Well, I don't know where these things come from. I mean, just because if they were.

Cristina: Found on top of the mountain, that meant like, hey, we know you're one of us. Here's some gifts.

Jack: Would have been crazy, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, no, here's the thing that's heavily speculated. What these things even meant.

Jack: People don't know. So one idea is that they're completely ordinary. They're just things that you would like normally have, you know, just having. What is it? You have gold, which is a commodity. Like it's money, if money. You have myrrh, which is commonly used as an anointing oil, and then frankincense, which is essentially used as a perfume. So like just normal crap, common s***. Yeah, here's some s***. Guys have it. And to us it doesn't make sense because it's so primitive. But to them, it was like, yeah, this is the pristine perfume rock, and this is like money rock. And this is like, you know, there's super primitive.

Cristina: It's not probably enough money to make him rich or anything. It's like, here's some.

Jack: Here's some s***.

Cristina: Here's a dollar.

Jack: We just brought you some gifts, bro.

Cristina: Not much. Okay. Any other theories, though?

Jack: The second. Well, that was one of the most. One of the two more dominant theories, but the more dominant of the two is the spiritual metaphor that they are supposed to signify. Like, gold is to signify that he's a king.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Kings and gold, you know, it's. It's a metaphor.

Cristina: Came there thinking he's the king.

Jack: Yeah. So metaphor. Exactly. Exactly. Frankincense, which is an incense used for rituals very commonly to signify his godliness. You know, you do rituals to deities and whatnot.

Cristina: What's the last one?

Jack: And myrrh, which is an embalming oil. So it's to preserve the dead, is to symbolize death. Plot twist.

Cristina: God of death, which sort of. Because he's there at the gate, letting you in. No, he's not. He's not at the gate. I thought he was. It was John. John's at the gate.

Jack: Who's John?

Cristina: One of the apostles. They were chosen to protect the gate, I think. Or is it his dad? I'm not sure. Is it apostle or his dad?

Jack: Somebody. I mean, we also got St. Patrick over there just running random crap. I don't know how.

Cristina: He's like, Super St. Patrick's Day. I think that's this month. I think that's a week away on Thursday. Happy St Patrick's but yes.

Jack: So we have a gift given to this kid to symbolize death. That's all that weird. I didn't know about that before.

Cristina: I don't know. I mean, we all die, so. So they gave him the circle of life. I don't know.

Jack: The circle of life. Here's some money, here is some incense, and here is some death.

Cristina: I don't know. None of those. It doesn't make sense.

Jack: But those things are kept atop the mountain. Now, what you said blew my mind, though. So are they. If there is some sort of hidden meaning, could the meaning be some attractor? Like what is atop the mountain?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Why can nobody go up there? Are these three elements just naturally up there? Did they come from atop the mountain? Is that what's happening?

Cristina: I thought you meant. I thought that's what you meant. But that's not what you meant. But that would have been so cool, man, if they were what? Or maybe they're natural in Atlantic, because we don't really know much about that.

Jack: We don't know what elements were there naturally.

Cristina: No. Is there any way to find out?

Jack: No. So that was just random. Random bits of things that have been out there, you know, just relics here and there. And so trying to. My idea was trying to connect, like how, how. How do all these dots cross? I find that Jesus is at the center of a lot of things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Even when we ran through Adrenochrome, it kind of just casually cruised right through him. Just everything we do leads back to Jesus. I was like, okay, we have many problems like this, right? So here's just a couple of lists, just me brainstorming, trying to figure out really what's going on.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Okay. First, what are all the ancients like, the advanced civilizations? What were they avoiding? You know, what are. What future situation is it that they're dodging? Is it that they're trying to get away from? Some go underwater, some go underground, some go into space. But they're all leaving the surface of the Earth.

Cristina: But they're going underwater. You mean just they're.

Jack: They're. Yeah, they're leaving the. The, the. Yeah.

Cristina: Safer to be underwater than on the ground.

Jack: It's safer to be underground than on the ground.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What is it that they're all running from? So I wanted to answer that question. I just started crossing some lines. So random things. This is just lists I have of things. So things that are consistently tangled. If we have one, we'll have two or three or four. Sometimes all of them show up. That's Adrenochrome.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Christianity. Usually leading back to Jesus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Mount Athos, which is the most sudden thing that's just there persistently. Atlantis, it was always there, but we never really looked at too hard. The shadow realm, unicorns, which is a weird one that, like, you ignore it don't know. It connects to anything and then it suddenly connects to everything.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Space. Something about all of it has to do with space. Always weird. And the other side of the wall, of the flat earth wall, whatever other dimensional rift, that is that. So these are all characteristics that represent. When we're looking too deep into anything, these things show up. Always one of them, bare minimum. Bare minimum. One of these things shows up. And all of them have shown up many times over and over and over and over and over and over.

Cristina: So how do they relate?

Jack: How do they relate? These are the truths that keep sticking Out. How do they relate to.

Cristina: It's all nonsense. I don't know.

Jack: It sounds like a list of gibberish. Adrenochrome, Christianity, Mount Athos, Atlantis, the Shadow Realm, Unicorns, Space and the other side of the wall. But they do, often without too much effort. One of these shows up.

Cristina: What does the other side of the wall have to do with anything, though?

Jack: Groups of people and. Or philosophies. Atlantis and Christianity. Only two that show themselves.

Cristina: Show themselves?

Jack: Yeah. Only two that represent. On this line, groups of people that consistently show up. The only groups of people that consistently shop are Christianity and Atlantis. Those are really, really, honestly, the only two groups of people that are consistently showing up. Only two we can look at when it comes to consistency. What are locations? We got Mount Athos is a location. The Shadow Realm is a location. Space. And the other side of the wall. That's four. Four different locations.

Cristina: You think they're related?

Jack: No, no. They're just locations.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We have items. At this point, we treat the unicorn like an item because it doesn't seem that the use of a unicorn is as important as having the unicorn's horn. So items. Adrenochrome and alicorn.

Cristina: Not the unicorn.

Jack: Not the unicorn. Because they're using the parts of a unicorn. It doesn't seem like anybody's particularly interested in the unicorn itself.

Cristina: I think it's too hard to capture the unicorn, isn't it?

Jack: So you just get whatever sheds, which I do think must be what's happening.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That would explain how somebody could just walk up and grab it.

Cristina: Because they're too hard.

Jack: It's too hard. So just things. These are this. I just named this list. Things that are tangled.

Cristina: I don't know. Because Atlantis.

Jack: Yeah, we can follow triangle. Yeah, we can follow random trains of thought. Right. So like, adrenochrome directly connects to Jesus because Jesus probably is the first person to create some substantial form of adrenochrome, most likely the first vampire. So we have Jesus Christ through Christianity. They're worshiping that. There's some ritualization happening there, but whatever. Christianity directly tries to suppress Atlantis because of reasons.

Cristina: Because of Mary. If.

Jack: Because of Mary.

Cristina: Maybe she told him to do that. Maybe she's working with them.

Jack: Well, here's the thing. I think Mary was an Atlantean. For real.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And they think that.

Cristina: Why would she want people to know that.

Jack: That she was an Atlantean? She's got to keep it a secret.

Cristina: Yeah. Why? What if she made some type of deal with the church?

Jack: Like like double agent deal, I guess. Like she's leading the church on.

Cristina: No, I mean, like, she just needs them to keep Atlantis a secret. She's the person that wants Atlantis a secret. It's not the church. They don't care what's a secret or not. Like, they just want all. Every information.

Jack: Do they care? Random thought. It is weird how it's worded that she gets cast from Atlantis.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Well, actually from the Persian Gulf oasis.

Cristina: Yes. But then she's accepted back.

Jack: We don't know that. That's us.

Cristina: Assuming there's no way she made that travel. If she didn't think like, oh, they're gonna take me back.

Jack: Then the question is this lady Mary is pregnant in the Persian Gulf oasis and she is cast out. We're gonna use cast. Very emphasized because I'm gonna talk about this word in a second. And then she crosses into territory that would later become the Christian territory, and then gave birth, waited the entire life cycle, and left to return to the same people she was, quote, cast by. They wanted the baby. The Catholic Church wanted the baby before he was born. Not even the Catholic Catholicism hasn't happened yet. No, the Jews wanted the baby. Somebody knew something.

Cristina: What will become Christianity? You're saying there's a group of people already worshiping? There was a group before Jesus, Yes.

Jack: They.

Cristina: I don't know, which makes sense, because the. The three kings are. Whatever. They're actually the magi or whatever.

Jack: The magi, yeah.

Cristina: There's people who already know beforehand that he was going to be born. So there's going to be a group of people who are worshiping him before he's ever born.

Jack: So my question is, were all the major cultures of the time fighting for who is going to give? Who's going to claim the child of God like this? You're trading something somehow for whatever reason. Because at this point, it seems like, okay, in my mind, highest bidder, who got it, okay, it's gonna go to the people of Bethlehem or whatever, you know, and it's like, whoa, why? What? So secret organization there, Whatever. What's the use? Why was it so important that you get to claim Jesus?

Cristina: Because they saw something special in him. They knew he was the son of God.

Jack: Maybe they all knew. But why was it that these were the people who got the baby instead of those other people who probably wanted him too?

Cristina: Because the deal with Mary.

Jack: I don't think the deal was with Mary, because why would then if she was cast, why would she be allowed back in? I am thinking caste is some Kind of incorrect translation. I think it was a deal between the people of the Persian Gulf oasis with whatever.

Cristina: The secret group that becomes Christianity.

Jack: Yes. I think that's what's happening. Because they took Mary back.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's a logical assumption to make. They took Mary back. That's why she disappeared atop the mountain where the Atlanteans already go. And they're just the people of the Persian Gulf.

Cristina: Voices, like, change all of history about.

Jack: Because he was born where. They were controlling the narrative.

Cristina: Okay. But that's what the Atlantics wanted. They don't want people to know about.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: They're the ones that want to keep the secret.

Jack: It was about getting rid of the need that people would have to find where the child of God was born.

Cristina: Mm. That was the important thing.

Jack: It was to hide Atlantis. She was doing it for Atlantis.

Cristina: Yes. That's too much information. Yeah. It's not that the baby was evil or anything. They just knew it was special. And it's gonna attract people. No, but then why have her leave? Because if she had the baby there, what would have been the difference?

Jack: What would have been the difference? But people already knew, which is what you already said. Maybe people were told. Maybe people would have looked infinitely. And they were avoiding that. They know. Even if we're hiding.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, even if Jesus lived in Atlantis his whole life, people still had visions of Jesus. Would have. Outside of Atlantis.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because they were already having visions of Jesus before he was born.

Jack: Before he was born.

Cristina: So the only solution was to kick him out. Not really kick him out, but just. He can't be here if he's all, look for him here.

Jack: That is. Holy crap. That's amazing. You had to kick Jesus out in order to stop the attention from coming to Atlantis. People were having. You're totally right. You're totally right. They were having visions about Jesus thousands of years before he was born.

Cristina: That's why they needed to change the whole story. That's why they needed him white. It wasn't like the church was being evil or anything. I mean, they're probably still evil.

Jack: I mean. Yeah.

Cristina: They have infinite power.

Jack: Like, of course. But that wasn't even part of the plan. It was. The church was built around. And obviously that's why it always looks like lies and like there's holes left and right.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because the whole point of the church is an institution to really actually, in fact, the truth. Maybe the church was created by the people of the Persian Gulf oasis. Maybe the church was the original group. We're gonna go hide as Far from here as possible, where nobody's ever gonna find us. You few elite sold that we're going to leave out here. We're going to task you with the only job of making sure nobody ever finds us.

Cristina: That they have their own people on their mountain just hanging out and throwing books on top for some reason.

Jack: Nobody can go up top to the mountain, though.

Cristina: It has to do something with Atlantis. It's not just about the animals. There's something there about Atlantis as well.

Jack: It's weird that they left the area. Usually when you think of biblical things, there's an area of effect that seems to be the important area. So like, if you leave where old school Jehovah used to chill, he probably wouldn't know. And like, he's not gonna go follow you. You know, he affected this one region and that's all he ever affected. Yes, but the people of the Persian Gulf oasis did in fact move after a virgin was pregnant with the child that would then become.

Cristina: You said they moved.

Jack: They moved where? To Atlantis.

Cristina: Oh, was that after? Yeah, that didn't seem related.

Jack: It's. No, I'm not saying it's definitely happened after the fact.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because she left the Persian Gulf oasis.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now, they eventually went into Atlantis and they left people behind with the task of erasing their existence, which then later became the corrupt church. It's just the people who were here doing their job did do their job, but they did their job. You know, generations and generations down the line, this giant institution continues to modernize, morph, and holds on to powers it was given.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is that essentially what's happening?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: And then all these artifacts are just again, in an effort to hide. They don't even hide the fact that they're hiding things. They just hide things. They let you know they're hiding things. You just. You're used to them hiding things. You don't really question a lot of it. But they commonly hide things.

Cristina: But they wouldn't say they're hiding a lances.

Jack: No, they're just hiding a bunch of things that could confirm if put together in a perfect picture get made and parts of story be factually confirmed.

Cristina: Okay. See, But I don't think we'll ever find that out.

Jack: That's just random crap that's tangled up together. Yeah. There's also things that seem to be opposites.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: There's. In three different occasions, we have three different things that seem to be opposite. Number one is adrenochrome and alicorn. They somehow seem to Be more or less similar, but also opposite and different in the same ways that they're the same.

Cristina: They might be the same.

Jack: Well, no. One is just a bone and the other one is straight up jacked up, adrenaline filled blood from fear.

Cristina: True.

Jack: Like they're very different.

Cristina: But I think unicorns might come from that other place where the creatures feed.

Jack: Off of adrenochrome or their fairies can hop between both. But it's unknown where they come from.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. That means Atlantis is actually just. Then it's not really located on Earth.

Jack: Well, no, because the problem is that we. Unless we're saying that it's not. If it is a fairy, than Atlantis is magic and those aren't normal people. Like, I guess God was born there for a reason. Like that's essentially, you know, Mount Olympus. You know? Essentially. Yeah, exactly. Would have to be right at that point. If it's magic, then that's Mount Olympus.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If it's science and no, then yeah, they just made the horse.

Cristina: But maybe, I don't know. It's so complicated when you take. You think about what the other side is and the fairies and everything.

Jack: But it could be because again, the shadow realm is a freaking place and so much crap goes through there.

Cristina: Yes, it comes here and does crap.

Jack: But a unicorn doesn't seem to be in inciting fear and is in particularly peaceful places. In fact, the place that's particularly peaceful of all places. And that's the only place that it's seen. So it's not really using fear to show up.

Cristina: It's crown. It's crown. Horn isn't peaceful. It drives people mad.

Jack: It kind of does. Just the knowledge of it. But I think that's more about. I think that has more to do with human tendency.

Cristina: Are you sure? What if the whole unicorn is feeding off of that madness? How do you know?

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: It might be the most peaceful thing in the world, but like, because it's.

Jack: Sucking, it's like throwing any negativity outward.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Interesting. You think that the horn is making people go mad.

Cristina: Yeah. They want you to find that horn.

Jack: That's an actual fascinating kind of horror version of a unicorn.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That reminds me of that Santa Claus from Love of Death and Robots.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like that idea of like, yeah, it's still just as beautiful and just as majestic, but you're slowly gonna spiral into madness while you're around it.

Cristina: Mm. What if that makes so much sense too though?

Jack: That makes so much sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they, that means they do get it. It is just a horse up to shedding. It is a magic horn. It is a fairy of some sort.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it is shedding these horns that people are picking up. And you could do a lot.

Cristina: You will die.

Jack: You're gonna go crazy. But it takes knowing about it.

Cristina: Take something about. Yeah. Because you don't have to have it to go crazy.

Jack: You just need to know about it.

Cristina: Yeah. Like the people who did have it went crazy and died.

Jack: And people were around it.

Cristina: Yes. Still went crazy.

Jack: The school was hidden.

Cristina: They killed each other.

Jack: No. The people who didn't hear about it. No. If the school was just hidden in a public area and nobody knew that, it was just a secretly study the alicorn.

Cristina: But we don't know how many people in that school died.

Jack: Nobody in the school died. That happened later. They keep in mind they left the school to look for more scholars. They were perfectly fine. They built a school and the school was fine because nobody knew that the alicorn was there. Nothing happened to the people around there. Meanwhile, just word that somewhere across this border that stretches away God knows how many miles, somebody has alicorn. People who were further from the alicorn. Then somebody hearing about it at that very moment was from the school. And the people would go crazy immediately go crazy and go try to get it.

Cristina: Yeah, there's something magical happening.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: There's something other side. Like. I don't know.

Jack: It's really weird. Right.

Cristina: So that it is related somehow.

Jack: Right. They seem, or, I don't know, similar but different. They seem opposite. Like, I don't think they're related in that there's any real connection. They're just very similarly used.

Cristina: I don't know. There's so much like fairies. It's so hard not to see them.

Jack: But then adrenochrome has nothing to do with it. Fairies have nothing to do with adrenochrome.

Cristina: I'm pretty sure they do.

Jack: No, fairies don't need adrenochrome. Fairies travel both sides equally.

Cristina: Yes, but aren't they always, like pranking people and stuff? They're always.

Jack: What does that have to do with adrenochrome?

Cristina: Because they're getting something from people.

Jack: Not all fairies. Some fairies are majestic.

Cristina: I don't know. Are there any fairies like that? I don't know. They all seem dangerous.

Jack: There are very dangerous fairies out there. But there are fairies that are just peaceful. But the other thing that is tied to. To those two things are our realm and the shadow realm. There are many other realms and there are Many dimensions, but they don't connect somehow. The way that the shadow realm specifically connects with our realm. They seem equal, but opposite realm.

Cristina: And their realm, the shadow realm, the shadow room. Yeah. Yes, they are the opposite. I don't know. But they're not. Are they the same thing? I don't know.

Jack: I don't know. The tangled in weird ways. They're layered on top of each other.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then universe one and universe three, obviously opposite, equal something there. Now, people who saw tragedies coming and made measures are the Maya, the Egyptians and the Atlanteans. And they all, for whatever reason, took their different things underground, underwater, into space.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now, why the Mayans and Egyptians also did the thing. If we follow the logic that we just established that the Atlanteans became the Atlanteans after they left the Persian Gulf oasis and established a organization to help suppress the existence of the Atlanteans. So how. The story makes perfect sense. But the Mayans and the Egyptians also fled. What was the point?

Cristina: Maybe they wanted them to. Maybe it wasn't fleet of. They weren't fleeting.

Jack: Fleeing.

Cristina: Fleeing. They weren't fleeing the Atlanteans. They owe them so much. Maybe they told them, get out of here. Not in those words, but, you know.

Jack: But why? For what benefit?

Cristina: I don't know why they wanted to keep themselves a secret. Something must have happened that we don't know. There's a missing piece of why they want to be kept a secret. Even though beforehand there was a point where they were sharing everything with everyone. So something happened, or they saw something that was gonna happen, that they were like, nah, we're not gonna be involved anymore. We gotta be hidden. While they were doing the exact opposite beforehand, before Jesus, pre Jesus, they were sharing everything with everyone.

Jack: And you're saying all three of these people had the same. So the Atlanteans told. Okay, everybody. And that explains all the missing.

Cristina: Yes, because they cared about those. Or not care. I don't know.

Jack: All the people around the equator, many of these people just bloop off the face of the Earth.

Cristina: Yes. The most advanced people, in their eyes, not as advanced as them, but like the ones that they personally advanced.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: They were like, you gotta go away. Because they decided we're not gonna do this with the rest of the world. I don't know why. Why they specifically were like, we're gonna share everything with, then decide. Okay, now let's keep ourselves a secret.

Jack: Yeah. We're just gonna hide it now? What?

Cristina: Isn't that strange?

Jack: It is very Weird. They suddenly change your mind.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Then took only the people they advanced.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then fully vanish and leave behind none of the tech.

Cristina: No. Instead have the Church confuse everyone with exactly what happened.

Jack: Yes. Do effectively and almost every country allow some level of interaction, interacting with their. With their everything, essentially because the Catholic Church seems to somehow get away with interacting with everything. So you change the calendars so that everybody can be on the same schedule and the people know the people at top. You know, we Atlanteans are gonna put people in every possible country. You know, we're going to make sure that here's you with crazy tech blend in. You have the knowledge, you're going to put the seeds and together you're all going to evolve and make the thing happen so that us, as the group of Catholics, that we're going to make and take over and we're going to create this elaborate lie.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: But why? When take our homies.

Cristina: Jesus is our enemy. Especially if they take Mary back. It doesn't seem like.

Jack: It doesn't seem like it. It really seems like it was a privacy situation.

Cristina: But why if they weren't private beforehand.

Jack: They were particularly unprivate. They were sharing with everybody.

Cristina: That's what's confusing.

Jack: Like what happened to the Persian Gulf oasis people of the sea that they fled their home. And again, it's weird that if they gave. This is what I was trying to get to before. If they had the child in the Persian Gulf oasis and the. The land is the Holy Land. They left the Holy Land. Unless some quality about them is what led is there. Are their genetics holy or is the land holy? Did they abandon the Holy Land so that it wouldn't happen again and the next prophet had to come from there? Which is why they believe Muhammad Was Muhammad Iranian by some chance? Like, is he being born in that region? Is it always gonna be in the Persian Gulf oasis where the next prophet is bound born? And so they were okay with like, yeah, whoever wants to claim and claim him, we got the h*** out of there.

Cristina: But what I don't understand, did they get attacked? And who would attack them?

Jack: Who would attack them? Yep.

Cristina: Because I feel like that would be the only solution. Why would you hide yourselves if you're the most advanced thing out there and you're helping everyone advance to your level? Do you just realize, oh, there's someone more dangerous here and it's not the Church? Like it would be easy. Yeah, it would be so easy to point at them and say like they're the villain somehow.

Jack: But no, they Seem to just be part of whatever necessity to see people needed.

Cristina: What are they really scared of? Or who. Who are they really scared? It wasn't Jesus. It was someone.

Jack: Something that wanted Jesus.

Cristina: That wanted.

Jack: No, it wasn't even about Jesus. Getting rid of Jesus was somehow about removing attention.

Cristina: Exactly. For them to hide to a different location.

Jack: Yes. They abandoned the place.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now the question is, did they. Is the land the Holy Land?

Cristina: No, I think they. It was more important that they got out of there than anything.

Jack: No, I know that they got out of there. Do they not care? They could not. They could stop caring about the Holy Land.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is the idea that they're leaving and the genetics that they have is going to create more Jesuses because that's just what they can do. Or is the next Jesus from the Persian Gulf is the land what's holy? Or was it the Atlanteans? Is the next group of people. They're gonna flourish. But then that never happened. But it could be happening now. It took them millions of years to get where they were. So whoever's there now, the current Iranians would be the people who would eventually rise to power. Because whatever about that will give them prosperity or something, Right?

Cristina: I guess. But why did they leave? That's. I don't know.

Jack: Why did they leave and what did they leave behind? Or did they take it?

Cristina: Did they take it? Like, whoa, What? Who was scaring them? Who was scaring them?

Jack: Were they scared?

Cristina: Were they scared? They had to be.

Jack: Maybe it's part of a plan we don't comprehend somehow. Because why would they? Why would they. It can't be fear. You're the most overpowered thing on this planet.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You easily just reshaped the Earth by creating the Catholic Church. Easily. You're. You're almost. In fact, you could have been already Civilization 1. Who knows? Maybe you're already consuming that level of energy.

Cristina: Maybe this is more about the gods than anything. Or the demigods. If we want to say that. If there's two different gods, remember that the whole thing about one God trying to get to Adam and Eve, maybe. Who are hidden in Atlantic.

Jack: You think that it was like the.

Cristina: They're not hiding from people.

Jack: Get rid of Mary, who has Jesus. Get him out. Then we're gonna all move. We have to hide the portal, the entrance, the gateway to the Garden of Eden.

Cristina: Yes. From that demigod or whoever. That other thing.

Jack: Yes. The once Adam and Eve.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thicker plot.

Cristina: Yes. Maybe.

Jack: It could be. It could definitely be. We're just spitballing Here, man. I got nothing. This seems right so far.

Cristina: It seems right. Like what else are they gonna be afraid of? No one's advanced as they are. But there is a thing that's scarier than they are.

Jack: Which would have to be actual magic. Because we know bare minimum, whatever's on the other side of the shadow realm is not technology.

Cristina: Whatever it is though, wanted them dead. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Why would they care about Adam and Eve that much though? But they're hunting them.

Jack: There must be some real importance. So. So our focus should really be why Adam and Eve. That's the question we should be trying to answer.

Cristina: Because they're prototypes to us.

Jack: Maybe there's something valuable there.

Cristina: Yeah, like if you have the prototypes, you can make more.

Jack: But this is the most.

Cristina: And because you can get rid of us. Like weren't we killed off many times? But then. Then we somehow there's more of us anyway. With like Moses and whatever. Is it Moses? The one with the boat?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Who says their kids populated the earth? What if it was Adam and Eve that repopulated the earth after this?

Jack: Every time.

Cristina: Every time.

Jack: That's their purpose. Every time the apocalypse happens. Do it again.

Cristina: Yeah, could be.

Jack: Could be. And this is weird, but I guess it's accurate because this is like the start of like where they are on based born as always from Atlantis. And where the Messiah is born from is also Atlantis. Is that. Is that the idea here? Like they both come from the sea people? I guess the location doesn't matter because they move. Yes, that's. The location is obscure. The sea people.

Cristina: The sea people aren't even important. I think is the Adam and Eve part is the important part.

Jack: But how are they in charge of protecting Adam and Eve? How is that relevant? How do they connect? They're just technology.

Cristina: More children of Adam and Eve. I don't know.

Jack: Could be.

Cristina: Their duty is to protect the people that will create more of us if something horrible happens. If they do see a future where we stop existing because we. Whatever. Apocalypse because we're attacking each other or whatever. The situation with global warming. Whatever you wanted to say is the end of the world reason they have. They have a restart.

Jack: Holy crap. Dude. Yeah. Yeah, that totally makes sense. 100%. That's why it's. It wasn't just them. And what is underneath the Sphinx? A freaking archive, bro. An archive of what? Of the data from Atlantis. The specs for construction and all the data of the Atlanteans. What's beneath the Mayan structures. Another giant cache of information. Interesting. What is it? Archives. Specifically what? The construction details and all of the records from the Atlanteans. And then these three civilizations, the Atlanteans, the Mayans and the Egyptians, all poof into thin air. All disappeared. All go nowhere. Okay, so they left with a bunch of information. And if they contain Adam and Eve, presumably the information to restart humanity is there.

Cristina: And it's just important information to keep.

Jack: It's important information to keep. You gotta make sure it stays safe. Split it up, make copies of it.

Cristina: Keep it. So once whatever happens to us happens to us, and there's no more us.

Jack: Get somebody, they already have somebody off the planet. Bury somebody in the ground and put one in the water. And the people in the ground. It's not just in the ground. It's digital, too.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So there's all the data. All the data replicated over and over, hidden many different places. You're assuring replication is possible?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: I think so, too.

Cristina: That makes sense. And also, they're hiding from a demigod, or whatever we want to call him.

Jack: Something that's after them.

Cristina: Yes, from the other side. But I think it's because he wants them. And maybe that's why, because he wants people to worship him.

Jack: He wants to start over with himself as the God.

Cristina: Yeah. So he needs those two to repopulate the Earth after. If he could get rid of us. But he's not gonna get rid of us if he doesn't have them, because then there will be no one to worship him.

Jack: That checks out pretty hard.

Cristina: Yeah. As long as they hide him, I guess we're safe from whatever this thing is.

Jack: And the Catholic Church is the one who are helping the most with that.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. How odd. No, this doesn't make sense somehow. And yet somehow it does.

Jack: Somehow makes perfect sense. Which is weird, but we'll have to pack this another time where we've totally run over time.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But definitely.

Cristina: Whoa. I think. I think we got something. We're touching something.

Jack: We're touching something. We made hella progress right now because we collected a lot of information. We had more to work with this time to really, like. Why does a bunch of this look the same? I know. The dots are connecting one way or another. Pretty good picture we're building.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, so, guys, you can contact us as usual on all socials. Just convopod. That's on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, wherever.

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Cristina: Yes, this is the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: That's a problem we have. We. Could we classify the things we don't understand is crazy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just right off the bat, they're crazy. They're strange or weird. What they're doing is not normal, I guess. No, it's not. What they're doing is. Even if it's common, we've, like, divided the words normal and common, although they mean relatively the same things.

Cristina: Do you have examples of something common and normal? Yeah, like that. You would say it's one or the other. You're saying.

Jack: No, I'm saying the words used to be the same thing.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But we've divided the words, so even if something is common, we will still think it's not normal. So, for example, in the past, nerds were common but not normal. Now they're common and normal. Yeah, they were always normal, technically speaking.

Cristina: But the rest of the people didn't want to see them as normal.

Jack: Yeah. And that's strange that we would just opt into dividing those words. Every school had nerds.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Everybody knows a nerd. If you don't know a nerd, it's cause you are the f****** nerd.

Cristina: Okay, say that again.

Jack: If you don't know a nerd, it's because you are the f****** nerd.

Cristina: Yes, I think I'm the nerd. No, I think I know the nerds. Oh, man. It's both situations. I don't know.

Jack: You know nerds, and you are a nerd. Wubba dub a dub dub luba.

Cristina: Good night. Good morning.

Jack: Wubba dubba dub dub. Wubba dubba dub dub luba dub.

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Rambling 213: Antonio Dracos Alicorn

Are there examples of unicorns being magical? What exactly does acquiring unicorn horns do? And is there a deeper paper trail of the existence of this mysterious merchant? The duo dive deeper into the lore of unicorns and are taken straight to public records where mentions of a familiar merchant steal the show.

Rambling 213: Antonio Dracos Alicorn

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  • Proof of Unicorn Magic
  • Mystical Horns
  • Alicorn Powder
  • Purifying Tears
  • Sacred Blood Blood
  • The Greek Merchant
  • Russian Turkish War
  • Mount Athos

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd, baffling ideas. Like how weird it is that you can say Ben before Aflac, the bird from the. The insurance company. Affleck is insurance, right? Yeah, Affleck.

Cristina: No, I'm. Wait, what's his real name?

Jack: Affleck.

Cristina: And the insurance is Aflac. Are you sure? Is it that similar?

Jack: I. I think. Yeah, I think it's pretty close. I think Ben Affleck and Affleck bird might be one in the same. Now that I think about it, that's the same.

Cristina: That Affleck. Affleck. You know, it has an E, but.

Jack: There'S a T there too, right? Ben Affleck. No, it's just Ben Affleck.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, crap. It's closer than I thought. And then it's Insurance.

Cristina: Affleck, Aflac. Affleck. Oh, my God.

Jack: Oh, my God. Ben Affleck.

Cristina: He was a goose all along.

Jack: He was a goose all along.

Cristina: Is that a goose?

Jack: I think so. Yeah. It's either a goose or a duck or something.

Cristina: Looks like a big duck. But.

Jack: But look, the point is this shows about getting down to the bottom of things. And, like, what better way to start than by assuring the listeners that Ben Affleck was a goose all along.

Cristina: No, I think. Is it. I'm so confused.

Jack: It could be a duck. It could be a duck. It could be a duck. I don't, like, have a clear. A visual. Oh, no, that's a duck.

Cristina: That's a duck. Yeah, man.

Jack: There is an actual Ben Affleck. Good times. Internet is always the winner. Nothing wins against the Internet. But.

Cristina: But we were not the only person on to come up with Ben Affleck and Ben Affleck.

Jack: No, it just checks out. It makes sense as a thing. But that being said, we. Not last episode. Because last episode, the random spiral into no man's land that I embarked on happened. But before that episode, we were dealing with unicorns.

Cristina: The last episode wasn't unicorns also. No, no. It was about the world. Okay. Ancient stuff.

Jack: Yeah. I was led there by unicorns.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: But unicorn was not the point of that episode. But two episodes back, unicorns was the point. And I was supposed to jump on the search that I had just done for this for today, for now. But again, I got sidetracked into a bunch of ancient civilizations But I actually did what I said, which was go look. You wanted to know about proof.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Of what things had unicorns done to.

Cristina: Count them as magical.

Jack: To count them as magical.

Cristina: So far, it's just we see them, therefore they're magical. Which makes no sense.

Jack: Well, I have a fascinating, fascinating series of things. And then I have an ancient civilization for you. Another one that happens to have kept enough records to have the mention of unicorn repeatedly.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And such well kept records, in fact, that we can trace people and their movements across the globe if we wanted to. So I did.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You're gonna be blown away by where this goes, but let's start. Let's start.

Cristina: How many of these have to do with virgins?

Jack: I totally ignored the versions route.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Did it pop up a lot?

Jack: But it was almost the same thing. It was starting to get to the point where it was like, this wasn't really thought out. It really just felt like the fantasy of the time, you know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like now, dude, you're like, yeah, I want to get pegged by my chick. But back then it was like, I want my chick to be on a unicorn or get f***** by a unicorn or I don't know, something like that. Okay, but not the point. The unicorn was actually mentioned directly in the Bible.

Cristina: Really? But some other mythical animals too, probably.

Jack: Yes, many other mythical animals. Which then establishes the fact that unicorns were what they were talking about because they weren't being confused by the other things they mentioned with horns. Okay, so they were really just that. But also, fair enough. The Bible has just a bunch of fantasy crap happening everywhere. Yes, but in the book Numbers 23:22 specifically says, God brought them out of Egypt. He hath, as it were, the strength of a unicorn. Interesting.

Cristina: So they're saying unicorns are strong. That's not magical, but magical.

Jack: No, that's just because horses are strong.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Any random horse with a defective skull that has a protrusion from it could still just be equally strong as a horse.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And in the Cheronomy 33:17 mentioned again, his glory is like the fist, the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns. Again, nothing special going on there. Just two instances. But I'll get to the magic.

Cristina: The point is that I found unicorns being mentioned. But in the second one, who are they talking about? Do you have any idea?

Jack: No, I was just looking for mentions of the situation specifically. Like, is there unicorns in this text?

Cristina: Okay, there is.

Jack: Yes. Something really weird that I found the absence of And I looked.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And I looked through all the holes I usually do when I can't find something. Like the dark spots. Not a single shred of unicorns mentioned alongside adrenochrome.

Jack: Which after Harry Potter. Makes perfect sense that somebody would think that up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Nowhere.

Cristina: Nothing about their own blood, though, being used?

Jack: No, no, no. Their blood is used, but it's not adrenochrome.

Cristina: Does it work the same?

Jack: Doesn't seem like it. It has features, but not.

Cristina: It's not the same for sure.

Jack: For sure. So unicorn blood first. It's a thick golden substance.

Cristina: It's cold.

Jack: Interesting thick golden substance. And it's used primarily in potions of sorts. Spell casting potions, specifically, not drinking potions.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it's quite often used to create a vessel, a body for disembodied soul. It's how you make a functional homunculus. If you can drag the soul out, you just form the body. They were making a body but not having the soul.

Cristina: Wait, yeah.

Jack: You can make a soul. To put.

Cristina: So then that story of that guy who was selling it to people, was he just saying, like, it could cure you or whatever? That's what people thought. Like, when they drunk it and then, like, they die. Can he jump in? No. I guess. When he dies, can he jump into their bodies?

Jack: No. There needs to be somebody conducting a spell.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: As far as we know, he's like.

Cristina: What if he made a spell? I don't know how.

Jack: Yes. Like, in theory, you could probably create some sort of trap spell. Yes. Yeah, but that would be quite elaborate. Yes, but it's possible. It couldn't be, like, written off as impossible. If we're talking magic as possible, then yes, a trap spell would by default be. And yeah, he could hack somebody's house. He could put lie about what he's giving somebody.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And then have a link of some sort that allows them to. Yeah, but sure, possible. Definitely. But it's mainly used from a magic standpoint when you're making the body.

Cristina: When you're making a body, you have.

Jack: To make an artificial body. It's not to move somebody.

Cristina: Oh, what? You're making a body?

Jack: You're making a body. That's why I used a homunculus as an example. You're making a body.

Cristina: But how do you make a body?

Jack: With the potion and the magic. It's a spell of sorts.

Cristina: It makes a body.

Jack: You use the potion. Yes. And the other parts of the spell to manifest a body. A body for a soul.

Cristina: Okay, that's weird. What?

Jack: There's probably a spell we can look up and do if you needed to know it on a granular level.

Cristina: No, but it just. Magic equals body. I don't.

Jack: Yeah. It would be like if you started waving a wand over an empty area, and then a bunch of light started to begin, and then it overtook the spot, and then the light fades and.

Cristina: There'S just either horrifying, but okay.

Jack: Yeah. And then you move a soul into it, giving it consciousness.

Cristina: So this spell is, like, ridiculous, because it's not just making you a body, it's also, like, you could put whatever soul you want into that body.

Jack: Yeah, well, it needs to be a soul that doesn't have a body.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Somebody dead.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: So. Yeah, it's overpowered. Unicorn crap is overpowered. The. This is overpowered. It is. If you were to drink the same blood, you would be immortal.

Cristina: Drinking the unicorn's blood will make you immortal?

Jack: Yep. One shot. One shot, you're just mortal.

Cristina: Then why would you even waste your magic on making a body? I guess, like, if you're trying to bring someone back to life. Yeah, I guess. Okay, that makes sense.

Jack: Yes. That is the way that I think that would be most likely. You.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. Because I'm thinking about yourself. Like, why would you do that? If you could just drink the blood and live forever, why would you move into another body now?

Jack: The horn can be used to grant immortality as well, but only as long as you're regularly consuming teas made from the powder. So a potion, Essentially. As long as you're consuming the potion made by Alicorn, you will remain immortal. So it needs to stay in your system and it will keep you immortal.

Cristina: Is that. Somehow I don't get why that would be the option. If you have the option of the blood or the horns, unless you're. I guess it's more reasonable because what if you do want to die? At least you have the option.

Jack: You have the option. While you drink the blood, you're just screwed. Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. So that kind of makes sense.

Jack: Yeah. Interesting other things about the horn. Holding it gives you infinite energy. As long as you're in contact with it, you are some savage of sorts. It's not even drinking it. This is contact with the horn, Just touching it.

Cristina: I need a horn. What?

Jack: Yeah. Endless stamina. It makes the. Holding. It just holding it makes the holder capable of seeing magic auras. You could tell what beings are magic beings by holding. By being in contact with this. These are abilities just for touching it?

Cristina: Yeah. There's more than One, I guess there's two so far, but is there more?

Jack: Yeah. If you were to drink from the horn, you would cure any ailment. You don't even need alicorn.

Cristina: You just putting something into the horn and then drinking.

Jack: Yeah. Pour water into it and drink the water. The water's been purified.

Cristina: And then you feel better, and then.

Jack: You will heal poisoning or any disease you've gotten.

Cristina: Who's testing all this out?

Jack: This is just stories from history. A lot of them are Greek.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Holding it halts aging as well. Again, the immortality. But not just you won't die, but you won't age either, as long as you're in contact with. You're not aging for that period of time.

Cristina: Okay, so if you just decide to drink the. The blood, you will live forever, but you'll still be aging.

Jack: I'm assuming that with the blood, you've got pure immortality. Like, that's age. And you're not dying while coming in contact with this keeps you young and keeps you like it's. Yeah, it's immortality again, as long as you're touching it. Yeah, but as you stop touching it.

Cristina: You'Re mortal again, undrinking from it. Not drinking from the powder.

Jack: Drinking the powder regularly would keep you from aging for that period of time and will keep you from dying from any natural causes for that time.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Now, teas made and potions made from the horn can heal anything nice. Of course, they provide special abilities of different sorts, depending on who drinks it. That's the closest. Yeah, that's the closest thing to adrenochrome that I could find. But it doesn't seem like anybody becomes dependent on it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The closest thing to dependency is needing to ritually drink the thing. But again, if you just choose that you want to die, you still have the option. So there's reasons to stop taking it. This specifically, if you drink the powder. Yeah. You actually get eternal youth separate from immortality. So maybe you don't have eternal youth after you drank the blood. Maybe you do just have immortality. There is a difference. Unless it's establishing that there is a difference here between the two things. You can make a tea that will give you mortality, and you can make a tea that will give you youth. While drinking the blood gives you both youth and immortality. And being in contact with it, as long as you're in contact with it gives you both the things.

Cristina: That sounds so complicated that drinking it. You can get different things. But it's like, is it because you're making it differently it's in your body.

Jack: You're touching it in one aspect, it's part of you in the other. Now, something we did not consider, didn't cross my mind last time, is unicorn tears is apparently a thing.

Cristina: What do you mean? Like, people drink unicorn tears?

Jack: Yes. The unicorn tears is the equivalent of drinking unicorn blood. So in theory, you could trap a unicorn.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And drink its tears to acquire the same things you would get from the blood.

Cristina: That is so awful you could sell.

Jack: It if you wanted to. In fact, that is the only other thing I know that has been sold other than alicorn.

Cristina: Someone's selling unicorn tears?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: What is it? A merchant? It's a merchant that travels.

Jack: No, no. There's a whole complex story going on with that. Now, another interesting thing about this tear, which I'm assuming happens with the blood as well, but I'm thinking people are greedy with the blood because it's a one shotter, as opposed to the tears, which you can probably continue to milk. But a single teardrop can. Can heal thousands of people. That's the level of potency it has. You can continue to make from that one thing.

Cristina: That's crazy. How do you even. Like how.

Jack: Now, interesting part about that. There is a town in Greece.

Cristina: That's exactly what I thought you were going to say. Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Called.

Jack: Where is the name of this town?

Cristina: Unicornia.

Jack: Unicornia. It's called Simia or something like that. It's the weirdest name.

Cristina: Smurf. Are they blue?

Jack: Oh, no. Okay, so it was in a poros. There was a. What was I trying to tell you?

Cristina: Something happened in a town in Greece. I don't know.

Jack: What was it we were talking about specifically? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a illness going around, and a single teardrop was dropped into a pond, and it healed the. And all the people living off of that water later, attracting some interesting people, which I'll get to in a moment. Let me just go over some of these last details about unicorns. You want specific instances of unicorns being magic outside of their body parts, being used for things?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There have been unicorns. Let's see. They can heal wounds by touching it with their horn. People have gone into the woods seeking what they have referred to as the. The. The. The forest spirit, which has been described as a horned horse.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And they go there to be healed, be touched by its sacred horn. And they come back. The unicorn in all of these instances is one with a spiral horn, not just a pointy one.

Cristina: Are there different types of unicorns?

Jack: Could be. Not entirely sure. Similar to the instance of its tears purifying the water in Poros. There's also a unicorn that would regularly walk over a lake in the Persian Gulf, which, ironically, we just talked about as well, when we were talking about ancient civilizations. And where it would walk would be purified and clear, and people would drink that water and people would use that water to heal.

Cristina: Any mentions of anyone having them as.

Jack: Pets, I did not see anything about that.

Cristina: They all just wild.

Jack: Yeah. Because the other interesting thing, which is what I'm getting to now, is that they seem to be capable of not just being elusive out in the wild and outpacing anything trying to see them, but if they happen to be cornered, they can just disappear in front of you.

Cristina: Then how did people get their blood, their horn?

Jack: It's tricky.

Cristina: That's gotta be really tricky.

Jack: Yeah. You got.

Cristina: Again, it's that rare, a dying unicorn.

Jack: Because they're immortal themselves. If they can just be in front of you and not see you, you have an advantage. It's. It's this rare. It's that level of rarity.

Cristina: I wonder if they can heal their horn, though, like, if these people are.

Jack: I'm sure if you got the horn, you killed the thing. I'm sure. That said, at that point, you're using all of its parts, and we're talking about the effectiveness of all its parts.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because I don't think you'd be able to take its horn and it be alive and conscious. Now, another interesting thing about unicorns, which again, adds to the elusive. They can walk defying gravity. Unicorn can move vertically as if it were walking on the ground. And almost all the Greek stories have that being the instance of it eluding people. You chase it through the woods, and at some point it just starts becoming a little more vertical, and it just up, up, up, and now just above the trees, and you can't catch it.

Cristina: That's funny.

Jack: Yeah. So it's like if it's not outpacing you on the ground and somehow you kept up. Okay. It'll just alter its degree enough to.

Cristina: That's very interesting to see.

Jack: Yeah. So those are some of. And now every single one of those things I've told you come from a Greek source. All of them.

Cristina: Okay. Different sources or.

Jack: Yeah, different sources. Okay, so let's begin. When we were talking about unicorns, we talked about the merchant.

Cristina: Yes. He's coming back.

Jack: The merchant's coming back. Apparently, my mistake was looking through these more public records that were of people's direct Sighting as opposed to looking through actual documents kept. Because when you go through actual documents kept, this man has been tracked. And people were kind of confused and interested in this man. He's been mentioned and he's been in a lot of places. So let us begin with where the first mention of this guy is.

Cristina: Do we have any of his writing? Did he keep any stories or anything? The pizza fun later on?

Jack: No, he just seems to have been a merchant. I don't know if he was even literate because of which you'll see here. Okay, so the merchant in question has a name and his name is Antonio Dracos.

Cristina: That's a very strange name.

Jack: Translates to dragon. Antonio Dragon.

Cristina: He definitely deals with the dread of. With that type of name.

Jack: Hey, who knows? But let us go to where this starts to matter. It is 1730. This is nine years before we had sightings of him in 1739.

Cristina: How many years?

Jack: Nine years prior to the information I provided last time we talked about this man. So this documentation, all of these are just random records kept by record keepers of different sorts. I don't know the relevance or the importance of any of the records. There was a lot. A lot like I was trying to.

Cristina: You have locations?

Jack: Yes, sometimes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're all happening in Greece. All the records are being in Captain Greece. His movements are tracked because I guess when he returns, he reports his activities. I'm not sure what the case might be. So 19, I mean 1730, Antonio Dracos is given what he was told was unicorn horn at the Jordan river by a Russian man claiming it was from a mountain in Greece. The Russian man handed the horn over prior to his death at the hands of the military. There is no further explanation at what the f***. Why he was being attacked by the military.

Cristina: So this random dude gave the merchant the unicorn that he just uses? Not the unicorn, but the uniform horn that he gives to everyone else.

Jack: Yes. Interesting. Presumably he receives this horn because he's a merchant. And the guy is just like here, there's actually his name, his Russian man named John.

Cristina: John.

Jack: Yeah. I don't know why he was John, but yeah, his name was John. And this Russian man named John was claiming it came from a mountain in Greece, hands it to him and tells him it's the horn of a unicorn. There's no specification if he was told what to do with it or anything.

Cristina: That's so weird. He was just. Well, I mean, who knows? He's just. That's all that they have.

Jack: Yes. And he could not press forward and ask more because the man who provided it, the Russian man, was murdered shortly after by the military. So he couldn't find out, like, what did you hand me and why?

Cristina: Yes, but he figured it out. I'm guessing if he was giving it to people.

Jack: That's unclear.

Cristina: What's unclear?

Jack: Any of this information I provided before, it was all non professional records.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The closest to professional we had was the captain of the ship. The rest of them were just people writing in journals, essentially, old records that somebody retrieved, put away and like somehow successfully matched it to the.

Cristina: He said that he saw him give it to people or he was. Just saw him offering it and he assumed.

Jack: Yes, he made the connection. He didn't. He didn't see any of the of happen.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He like, definitely saw situations that were suspicious and he's like. It seemed like it would be the thing.

Cristina: And these stories, the new stories that are actually the older stories that you're bringing up, he doesn't sell it to anyone.

Jack: You would find out when we arrive at that point.

Cristina: But you just said that he doesn't.

Jack: I said he. I didn't say he doesn't hand it out.

Cristina: Sure.

Jack: Yeah. But anyways, so that happened in 1730. He receives it from a random Russian guy, no idea where it came from, gets told it's from Greece. He's Greek.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: By the way, he's Greek. And. Yeah, okay, fine. So two years go by before this is mentioned again. Mm, weird.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is like a ridiculous amount of time for you to have something crazy like this. The next mention is 1732. Dracos delivers the horn to a priest, Nicolas Severino Albini. Nicolas Averillo Albini in Poros, Greece, which is one of the people attracted by the lake that was purified by the alleged tears of Anacorn. He was led there because of that.

Cristina: The priest.

Jack: Priest was led to that lake because of that, where Dracos then goes and meets the priest. So the priest has been there for a while. He was drawn to that lake because something odd that happened there. Now, while at that lake, he uses the horn to repurify it. And it works.

Cristina: What does that even mean? Like, how can they tell that it's being purified?

Jack: Well, according to them, yeah, according to them, it was toxic water. It was foggy, it was dirty, it was not safe. And then they touched it with the unicorn horn and it became clear instantaneously.

Cristina: Then he tried to steal it.

Jack: Well, it was definitely an illuminating moment. So now they claim it purified the hot spring. It was A natural spring that was there and it didn't heal this man. But in doing that, because again, he was drawn there by like, this is holy water of some sort, but it never turned out to be holy. While he was there is a priest looking for something related to God and he gets here. And this is a dirty lake that was said to be purified. Well, when the spring is purified, a man named, a bishop actually named Lackavos II was suffering a lot of pain and ill. And the spring fully healed this man according to both Dracos and the priest.

Cristina: Okay, what was he dying from?

Jack: Not dying, but he just had illnesses of the past that are probably easily dealt with with like an aspirin, but back then would just murder you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So yeah, the following year, 1733, that's.

Cristina: The end of that story.

Jack: This is just random.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Things that show up here and there. Dracos and Albini still hanging out together.

Cristina: It seems cool. Okay. That's what I wanted to know.

Jack: Established a research organization and disguised it as an evangelical school.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The sole purpose was to bring the greatest minds in the world and study the horn, which according to the priest, possessed ability to define nature. That was specifically in a record in quotes. That was direct quote from the priest. Possessed the ability to defy nature was the words that man used.

Cristina: So he thinks it's magical.

Jack: He thinks it's magical. He did not at any moment say it's from God.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I was about to say.

Jack: Now I respect this priest for not making that conclusion by default.

Cristina: That's so weird that he didn't.

Jack: But that's really weird that he didn't. But it's also weird that he would pull people other than other priests. Yeah, he was already open minded. He was looking for any perspective. What are we looking at?

Cristina: Yeah, but that's just crazy because you would assume he would just connect the dots to God without needing any or. Well, no, it being evil.

Jack: Like religion is a cult today. And religion was a cult surrounding the ideology of Jesus in a specific form. But religion has not always been the case. Isaac Newton was a Catholic. You know, Christians have been some of the most open minded people in the world and the most progressive people in the world. It's the cultists that believe that science is not a gift from God, but rather that despite all your scientific advancements, God is. It's like, no, okay. Everything could have been God, all of it, even the things we've made. So chill. Scientists believe of the old believe that logic.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The Enlightenment era was filled with that idea that, well, how do we supersede the sciences and religions? Well, let's dive headfirst into the philosophies.

Cristina: Okay. And they made a school.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: So explore the. What it could do.

Jack: Yes. They made a school with the intent of attracting the greatest minds, bring them together and in. Just figure this thing out. Now, it's really interesting that this would be happening around the 1730s to 1740s, because 1730s to about 1760s is considered the Enlightenment here. Interesting that this thing would start moving right at the beginning of that bracket. And you'll notice that it cuts it kind of close to the very end that we mark as the end of the Alienman era. Weird coincidence.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The plot thickens now. Two more years go by, man.

Cristina: Okay, yeah.

Jack: Now he's been with his horn for five years.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: 1735 on its way to a study collective along the Russian Turkish border. Word gets out about an object capable of granting immortality. Leaders and the military on either side of the border immediately try to acquire the horn, taking the lives of several of the scholars in the process.

Cristina: Oh, snap.

Jack: Okay, Draco and Albini go on the run. They're still together so far. Nice buddy cop situation going on. Bromance. Yes. I looked into different. Oh, by the way, again, I don't know. These are just records. But weirdly enough, this ties into a lot of real things that happened at the same time.

Cristina: Like what?

Jack: There was a Russian guy named John who was a really important, like, religious figure. The records don't make any attempt to connect the two dots. So it could just. This is probably just a different guy who's Russian named John, but another Russian guy named John. It was another Russian guy named John. Okay, yeah, that was weird coincidence.

Cristina: Was there another guy named Antonio or whatever his name is?

Jack: Dracos. No, that's the only one I found of him. I only found one because I did go. I had the same thought, like, is this being stolen from throughout the world? I only found one priest called Nico. I could confirm his existence. I could confirm. A lot of the stuff here is just how some of this sticks out. And it's like, man, it's totally possible this guy was that guy over there. And like, well, this is just a record. This problem. This guy had to be objective. He couldn't put religion into it. And he just saw a guy who did a thing and whatever recorded it. Meanwhile, that biblical figure over there did the same thing. And it's like this guy recorded an actual record about something in The Bible. It's like, holy crap, dude. So some of that was happening.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Like solid records about things like that. And like. Yeah. So the. The Russian John, biblical figure.

Cristina: The Russian. Yeah, Named John.

Jack: The Russian named John, biblical figure. Now, not the same guy because it seems like gap.

Cristina: Wait, they're both Russian?

Jack: They're both Russian, yes. But there's a gap between them. Okay, yeah, like the. Basically you look up the Russian John, some sort of bishop, and he was. He died in the. In like 120.

Cristina: So the merchant and the bishop or whatever he is, the priest. Priests are both Russian.

Jack: No, they're Greek. I think I know that. Antonio Dracos is Greek.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah, I think Nikolai might be. He was either Irish or something like that.

Cristina: I don't remember. Oh, okay.

Jack: He's just traveling scholars for the most part. So they just met him West Bubba or whatever. Actually, no, he might be himself. Greek. I think they're both Greek. I'm not entirely sure.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: But yeah.

Cristina: So they're on the run.

Jack: Yeah, they go on the run following the. Okay, now again, I'm looking. My point of saying this is that I'm looking, you know, I'm confirming things. I'm trying to make sure that these records aren't just bull crap. And yes, there was a crazy war that happened in between Russia and Turkey. Allegedly a political war that was erupted by an unknown situation directly happening at the border, which in these records happen to have a unicorn horn traveling right down the middle. And then two different sides spaz out and try to attack. So there's actually confirmation that a war broke out about some object. Unclear what it was, object or circumstance. Something happened in between both borders that immediately set things off. They claimed it was all political related.

Cristina: But it could be unicorn or related.

Jack: Yeah. Because this thing lines up perfectly in official records.

Cristina: Mm What? How far does their story go?

Jack: We will find out as it progresses.

Cristina: But like, it's a long story.

Jack: It's a story.

Cristina: Now.

Jack: It was last time we hear from them in 1735. Now it is 1739. This is where we had our first note from the people that I provided as sources last time. Like, because we saw him from 1739.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To 1741 in three countries touching each other. Now we've just been traveling all over the place. Russia, Turkey.

Cristina: We were in Greece, but they're all still. Those are relatively close.

Jack: Just farther than we traveled before. But now he also has a lot more time to get from one place to another, because we're talking 10 years from one point to another. Yeah, so there's that. This makes a lot more sense. But 1739, Albini is killed.

Cristina: Which one's Albini?

Jack: He is the priest.

Cristina: Priest. Okay.

Jack: And the horn is believe lost, ending a great conflict that had begun between Russia and Turkey, of course, which literally ended around that point. Confirmable both in this unrelated record and in the actual records of war.

Cristina: But that's weird because there's still a guy with a unicorn horn. Like, why did they stop? Did they think when they killed that.

Jack: Guy disappeared, they couldn't find it?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It just. Poof.

Cristina: That's crazy. Okay.

Jack: Yes. 1740. This is the second time we see him. While hiding out in the island of Chios in Greece, Drakos meets a man named John. A different man named John claims to have come in contact with a unicorn horn ages ago. Warns Drakos that simply touching it has drastically affected his life. Now, this was unclear if he meant him touching it or you touching it has affected your life.

Cristina: Now it sounds like time travel.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: I don't know if it's somehow the same guy you mentioned. Like, the dead coming back and stuff. Like. Is this John? Did he come back?

Jack: No, this is. He knew John.

Cristina: This John, though.

Jack: Yeah. This isn't the Russian John.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Some other guy who's experienced weird things with the unicorn.

Jack: Yes. He says it's been a long time. Like ages ago, I experienced an encounter with a unicorn horn. You've messed up.

Cristina: But how? He doesn't explain what?

Jack: No, these are just almost like blurbs, essentially. Record keeping was whack back then, but then again, this was also the most advanced level of recording.

Cristina: This would be the closest to, like, it can do bad. It could be similar to adrenochrome, but.

Jack: Yeah, totally didn't specify any of that. Yeah, some weird middle ground, essentially. But we go then a little farther. So he meets a guy named John. And this guy named John, direct, straight, goes to the residence of a theologian and philosopher, Vilkentios de Mados. There he meets a carpenter as well, who went by the name of Harrison.

Cristina: Okay, I thought you say John again, but okay.

Jack: No. So we got the models and we.

Cristina: Have Harrison Carpenter and a what again?

Jack: A carpenter. And the other one is a theologian and philosopher. And he meets them there as directed by John, who then saw him with the horn and it's like, you messed up, but okay, you need the next lead. Go that way. That's where you need to go with this thing now. Okay. There are many people who have Seen unicorn horns at this point. We have the guy who gave it to him. We have the people he's shown it to. Philosophers. Entire collective of people who got together. Yeah. Just trying to study this thing in secrecy without the word getting out. We saw what happened the second. The second the word got out.

Cristina: Countries at war.

Jack: Countries at war. Instantaneously.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So this is an interesting problem. To have to own this thing. That seems to be the real deal.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And not know what to do with it. You can't. Obviously you can't. Just. My. My idea here is Draco's. Keeps wandering with this thing because he doesn't want it to fall into the wrong hands. That's my theory. Because why is he still traveling with this thing?

Cristina: Yes. But he still wants to show it to people too.

Jack: He wants to study it. He hasn't shown it to strangers. He's always taking it to the next person who should see it. Not a stranger.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's always the next individual that should see it. That's somebody who has a different perspective. Somebody who studies things. Somebody who's experienced in some manner, shape, or form related to some manner, shape or form of something they've seen similar. It's weird that no hunters are mentioned in the story or anything of that nature, because that seems like something that would make perfect sense.

Cristina: Yes. I still wonder, like, what was that warning about?

Jack: What was the warning about? That's unclear. This man is like bad luck for you, bro. Alternatively, one of the things you get from touching the horn is you have infinite luck while you're in contact with it. That was actually one of the abilities. Luck. Go gamble while holding that horn. It's going to work out.

Cristina: That's awesome. Okay. I mean, I guess the only. The only real bad luck is people trying to kill you.

Jack: Yeah. Which is happening instantaneously. And they lost many intelligent minds because of their presence around it.

Cristina: Mm. I don't know. It's tricky.

Jack: Interesting problem. Right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So this thing has traveled quite the distance. There's been a million places. And 1950 rolls by after he's met Demon. This is. This is the leap. This is a 10 year jump. The last time we hear from him, he came. He came. It was 1740. We only hear from him. Following the last note is the captain's logs for his ship. And that's only one year after this point. Which means we have no record of him from 1741 to 1750. And then all we have is in 1750, the Draco dies. According to the models, as a result of an experiment conducted on the remaining fragments of the horn. Something.

Cristina: Say that again.

Jack: Dracos dies according to the mottos.

Cristina: Which one's the models?

Jack: The philosopher, theologian. He. As a result of an experiment conducted on the remaining fragments of the horn. What happened in the nine years? Where's the rest of it? Why is it fragmented?

Cristina: Well, he's been testing out that whole time.

Jack: Fair enough. You're thinking this whole time it's just these people and whoever else. Like scientists and philosophers that could get together just working on it quietly telling nobody because it was just too dangerous to have out there.

Cristina: Okay, but what? That doesn't even make sense because it's supposed to keep you alive forever. But somehow he died from it.

Jack: I. Something happened relative to it. We don't know what Draco said it was. Dimato said it was part of an experiment.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it could have might have not been the horn. Maybe he's too much energy shot out of the thing at once and killed him. Who knows? Harrison still with them? The carpenter. Weird.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Takes one third of the remaining fragments back. Actually, no. Takes 2/3 of the remaining fragments back to England and leaves one third for the models. Divides those two thirds he took into two sets. One to remain in England and the other is given to an American named Franklin. Spread between these two countries. Why don't I.

Cristina: What's this Franklin?

Jack: Dunno. Some connection of Harrison.

Cristina: What? It's so random. This carpenter just decides I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna give it to this other guy.

Jack: Been with these two other people and who knows how many others for the last nine years.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's not just a carpenter.

Cristina: But what is he planning to do? Did they say.

Jack: Now we don't hear from any of these people directly anymore. We have a gap. That record was in 1750, 1810.

Cristina: How many years is that?

Jack: That is 60 years later.

Cristina: Someone's. Okay. What's going on?

Jack: A Greek record written by a macarios claims a man named Euthymius was in possession of a substance similar to one he studied in his youth under a man named Dracos in the early 1950s. And that Euthymius claims he got it from a mountain named Athos.

Cristina: Mountain?

Jack: A mountain named Athos? I confirmed that is a mountain in Greece.

Cristina: Okay, but I thought the original guy got it on a mountain in Russia.

Jack: Then he got on the mountain Greece.

Cristina: The first guy.

Jack: Yes. You are talking about the Russian.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the Russian specifically says he got it from a mountain in Greece.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And now we have another Guy claiming he has shown up with something identical from a mountain in Greece.

Cristina: So unicorns are hanging out on mountaintops?

Jack: Mountaintops in Greece, apparently so. That's weird.

Cristina: That is weird. But it's right, I guess. I mean, that's. If you're gonna find them somewhere like that. Seems like where they like to be.

Jack: Yeah, I guess it would be.

Cristina: We gotta go there.

Jack: Well, I looked up Makarios, and it was either in 1812 or 1813, that man died.

Cristina: Which one's Macario?

Jack: He's the guy who wrote the record.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Oh, no. My bad. I didn't. Makarios was the record writer. The guy who died was Euthemius, the.

Cristina: Guy who went to the mountain.

Jack: The guy who got the unicorn from the. The horn. The horn from the mountain or the material. Whatever. He got the thing from the mountain. He was executed by the church two, three years later.

Cristina: The church.

Jack: The church.

Cristina: Interesting. Yes. And because the unicorn, even if he had some of the unicorn stuff, it doesn't keep you alive forever.

Jack: No. You have to be in contact with it, or you have to drink the unicorn's blood. He did not acquire this horn. He. He was in possession of it. Otherwise he would have been immortal.

Jack: I guess immortality means they could have.

Cristina: Taken away from him and then he stopped being immortal.

Jack: I guess you could still die if you're immortal. My thought is you're just not gonna die of natural causes your age. But, like, I could walk up and shoot you with a gun, right?

Cristina: Yes. I don't know. They aren't really specific.

Jack: It never said they're bulletproof or something, you know, like my blade could not pierce his skin or anything. That was never mentioned.

Cristina: Yeah. There's so far no mention of someone who lived forever.

Jack: Yes. It was always like, you still died from, like, some horrible thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now 1815 is the last record. Mention of this From Greek Records. 1815, a Greek record written by a different man named Aus, claims that he acquired a horn of a horse atop the Mount Athos.

Cristina: Whoa. So he got a unicorn and that was it. That's it. He just mentions it.

Jack: It never gets mentioned again. It looks like that's the last record he ever wrote. He was not old either. He was in his mid-20s.

Cristina: Someone killed him. That has to be the only reason. Because the other guy got to do this whole school. He got on an adventure. He was also killed.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Everyone involved in, you know, like, the guy warned him something bad is gonna happen.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And it's not that the unicorn horn.

Jack: Is gonna do something that's everybody else. It's. You know what it reminds me a lot of. And like, who knows if this was the direct inspiration for this, but it sounds a lot like the ring from Lord of the Rings.

Cristina: Yes. The way they get obsessed with it.

Jack: Yes. There was wars fought over this ring. Like, what. What's our junior. Rolling. That's the name of the lady wrote this. Or the guy who. Whatever. Whoever. No, that's from Harry Potter. Right. J.K. rowling. That's Harry Potter. Well, whoever.

Cristina: The JJR or something.

Jack: Yeah, that guy, whoever wrote this might have been directly inspired. Wait, when? How long ago was that guy?

Cristina: Let's find out.

Jack: Okay, so he was definitely. He was a well informed, studied guy in all areas of mythology and theology. So it's definitely possible that the works of Tolkien were inspired by at least some aspects of Greek writing and record keeping. Because he was into all of it. He was into all of the things.

Cristina: He's into all the things. That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah. So his work is mesh of a lot of things. He definitely saw something that told him about an object everybody was chasing.

Cristina: Yes. What did that. What inspired him for that little part? That's so exact.

Jack: Yes, that's so exact and feels so identical to what we're seeing here of entire countries erupting into chaos entirely because of the mention.

Cristina: Oh, it's. Come on. It's the same story.

Jack: It feels the same. People chasing people through treks across years just looking for the thing. These guys ran away. They were on the move for nine years before they still found them and killed. Like, what?

Cristina: And we don't. And what if the people were also obsessed with it as well? Like he was traveling to meet other people. Were they becoming also obsessed with it? Everyone he brought the horn to also.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Became very involved.

Jack: One of the interesting things about one of those notes is the fact that it didn't just say that they were attacked and went on the run. It said that there were a bunch of philosophers there that died.

Cristina: Whole school was with them.

Jack: Yeah. Everybody started just walking behind the horn.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Everybody who came in contact with it wanted to see it, wanted to touch it, wanted to be around it.

Cristina: They might not have been fighting each other for it because they were sharing it. They weren't like, it doesn't make you that greedy except for if you want it and you're outside of the group. Yes, yes. Those people want it now.

Jack: Weird, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird. Because we have an example, something very similar to this, and this is the fact that a man named Jesus Kept walking around and people just started following him. Little by little we just meet them, give them some sort of quote, enlightenment, unquote. And now these people, regardless of religion, regardless of background, regardless of crime you've committed, people you hate, what side of any war you might be on, you're.

Cristina: Just like, he had uniform blood or something. Like he was also doing magic.

Jack: He was also doing magic. Now again, we. We definitely very sure that he's a vampire. Everything on paper suggests vampire, but there's this one just similarity that's even more similar than adrenochrome. Because people get obsessed with adrenochrome, but uncontrollably. You're gonna be greedy on adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Everybody's greedy on a drainicle. But doesn't seem to be the case if you're around the unicorn horn. No, you guys can share it.

Cristina: Yeah. These guys literally split it three ways.

Jack: And they were all happy to go their separate ways.

Cristina: Yeah. No one. Yeah.

Jack: As long as you have some, you're fine. It's like an addiction, a fix. You need it. Which is actually real similar to adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But these people aren't even drinking it. Being in contact with it takes you to that same place at that same level.

Cristina: Happy with a fragment of it. Like you need a lot of it. You can have the teeniest amount and be like, yeah, this is fine.

Jack: Well, this brings up another point. It just suddenly fragmented in a nine year period. Did people just want a little bit for you? A little bit for you, a little bit for you? Everybody take a piece. It's overpowered. And we'll have infinite power forever if we just take it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thus the enlightenment. Everybody enlightened.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Had it.

Cristina: Oh, okay then. Layman. Yes, man. Jesus had unicorn blood.

Jack: Jesus was a vampire.

Cristina: He was a vampire, but he was also born from a lady. Like he wasn't just one day. He didn't just. He wasn't born a vampire.

Jack: Yeah. And he definitely wasn't a vampire or powerful anywhere until he was 30 years old. Which means something got to him. It wasn't power he had.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which sounds like vampire. Something bit him. And then he's just always powerful.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: I mean, we don't know he was bitten. We know he's always powerful. That feels like a vampire. He doesn't need any more of anything. Or he's surviving off of fear, which he's not because he's the peace preacher.

Cristina: Unless he's surviving off a uniform blood. Not even peace. He Just needs to drink it once.

Jack: He just needs to drink it. Fair enough.

Cristina: And then he does her.

Jack: Is that what a vampire is? Somebody who bit somebody after they themselves had unicorn blood? No, because then you still got to drink vampires. Essentially. It. It is, because we know a vampire has. What you're getting is adrenochrome. That is the point. That is the human affliction. You become a vampire, and then when you don't have it, you go feral and become a zombie. So it's literally adrenochrome. Jesus was literally on adrenochrome.

Cristina: He was doing both because he kept.

Jack: He was fixed. He was. He was addicted. He was. He needed to keep gathering more people. And that's where he's getting his source.

Cristina: Yes, for sure.

Jack: So he didn't need unicorns blood. It's similar. And I guess I began wrong by.

Cristina: Saying giving him abilities.

Jack: Maybe the adrenochrome did that.

Cristina: But we don't know what's the limit of that, of those abilities.

Jack: We. There's no limit to adrenochrome. People become literal gods on it.

Cristina: Oh, that's true. Okay. Yes, yes, yes. So he doesn't need.

Jack: There's similarities, but there's. It's different in that you don't need.

Cristina: To consume, but it does help with the whole. Like, how did he get these followers?

Jack: Vampirism and the vampire hypnosis. Why do you want to fix this to Jesus? So hard?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Everything says he's a vampire. Everything assures us we've gone down this road.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's definitely a vampire. The first, most likely.

Cristina: But the Church, Are they all vampires? They're not vampires.

Jack: Here's the thing. The Church also seems to be balls deep in adrenochrome. But weirdly enough, one guy is offed by the Church. By the Church. Fun fact. I didn't mention this part because I didn't write those notes. But the last note, 1815. The guy who wrote that note was killed by the Church.

Cristina: What?

Jack: So, yeah, that's why he disappeared, actually.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. Come on. Okay. The church at least cares about or doesn't care about it. I mean, they care enough that they don't want anyone to have it.

Jack: Nobody could. Church. That's the goal. Nobody overpowers the Church. Anything that has powers, we hide in some chamber somewhere. Yes, and we know the chamber exists. Like this is public knowledge that it exists.

Cristina: Ah. Are they killing you in a corns off too? Is that why there's no stories of unicorns anymore?

Jack: I Don't know. It's pretty messed up because we know.

Cristina: That they go out and kill other quote unquote, demons.

Jack: They make the creatures.

Cristina: They make the creatures. Oh yeah, that's true. They make the creatures.

Jack: It's a mess. The church is. It seems that like the. The. The. The markers are always the same. We always come back to adrenochrome. We always come back to the church. And right now we found a different.

Cristina: Power source that the church is probably covering up or just getting rid of.

Jack: Yes. Because their way, their usual go to is adrenochrome. It's easily accessible. You can get it from anyone. While the elusive unicorn thing. No. But on the flip side, the unicorn is pure. It seems like once you have it, you're good. Adrenochrome, you always gotta come back.

Cristina: And they want that.

Jack: Yes, there's a. And visually, I guess it also fits the same. Right. One is beautiful, vibrant and gold. The other one's crimson and like, twisted looking. Yeah, you always gotta come back for that fix of the crimson one. But that gold beautiful one that comes from the white steed. No, you're good forever and it helps people without even having to consume it. This one. No, you only help yourself.

Cristina: That's what they're all about.

Jack: Interesting. They are. I guess the opposite of adrenochrome is unicorn blood.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're similar and different in exactly the right ways to be. Opposites.

Cristina: That's so crazy. We found an opposite to that. You wouldn't think there would be an opposite, but there is.

Jack: And it still bloods.

Cristina: Yes. Well, it's everything.

Jack: Everything.

Cristina: It's the whole horse package.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. The whole package.

Jack: Yeah. So this is the road I ended up falling down while reading a bunch of. And there were a lot. This is the kind of thing that you just gotta keep typing in the name, every possible combination you can just to see the next thing. I probably missed a lot of records. This is just what I found. We're talking thousands of records from. I mean, millions of records over the course of literal hundreds of years. And I've gotta hope that the names and don't come up with somebody. And again, we're talking Antonio's a common name. Like, that's not an easy search, but.

Cristina: So then you didn't look up anything specific from the church then, besides like this few mentions in the Bible.

Jack: Yeah, because the church doesn't have direct mentions of this at all. The church does quite the effort of making sure they hide it don't. And it seems that those Those early mentions were only left in order to make them seem abstract and detached, not real.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Anyways, that's what I got on unicorn. So there you go. You wanted to know about when are their unicorns being magical?

Cristina: So there is magical unicorns.

Jack: There are magical unicorns. Apparently they seem to exist in exactly the same place, which is Greece, a mountain called Athos. Weirdly enough, the Greeks are the only people who believe that unicorns are real. And they have a consistent, traceable record of encounters with it repeatedly. All of which can be confirmed through other sources. Weird.

Cristina: So it's a thing.

Jack: It's possible unicorns are real. We can't prove it.

Cristina: They've probably all been killed by the church.

Jack: But how does anybody get a hold of a unicorn?

Cristina: They so many people got the horns. Like, what are you talking about?

Jack: Well, we only know in the course of 400 years, four different. Well, actually in the course of three year, 300 years, it was mentioned. No, it wasn't. I guess it wasn't.

Cristina: In that small group of people traveling that was like four horns or three horns.

Jack: It was a hundred years. In the course of a hundred years, that's four horns. Because there's one that was given by the Russian. Yes, that is our main character. Then there is the one that the guy, the random guy John said he'd encountered.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And there's the two that these other people get. We don't know if it's the same horn or if it's two different horns. But the guy that saw the dude get it and the guy, he saw the guy get or not. But that guy was later executed. And the guy who then got a hold of a horn and he himself was executed.

Cristina: Yeah. It'll be more rare if it is still involved with the ones that the other two got.

Jack: Interesting. If it's been the same horn we're talking about. But the problem is the last two said they acquired it at the top of the mountain. On the flip side, they had nothing else of the unicorn. So they were given this. It looks like they're given this and they themselves don't know where it came from.

Cristina: You think unicorns shed or.

Jack: Interesting. I didn't think about that.

Cristina: It's so hard to catch. They can fly away. There's like they got so much abilities.

Jack: Yes. And a lot of the rest of the things involves permanence, but the horn doesn't.

Cristina: So maybe a shed. So maybe a shed.

Jack: Sort of just going up there and acquiring unicorn horns.

Cristina: Interesting. That's awesome.

Jack: So there you go. The possibility of unicorns. Anyways, anyways, if you guys are interested in these kinds of topics, we have an abundance of episodes on mythological creatures of all sorts. We have a bunch of episodes on weird things the church has done in many different instances.

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: Yeah. There's episodes on all kinds of mythology and monsters and creatures and whatever, Adrenochrome. And we have a prior episode two weeks ago on unicorns. So, like, there's an abundance of places to come back to the source and see how we, like, how we learn.

Cristina: How we end up here.

Jack: Yeah, you guys can find, like, if you're interested in these kind of things and you like this conversation and you want more stuff, you could hit us us up to talk about it on our socials at just Convopod, that's Instagram, Twitter, Tik Tok, all those places.

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Cristina: Yeah. This has been the Rambling Pun podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: That's the only way. And if you know somebody who already wants to listen to the show with you, you backhand the s*** out of them and you say, how dare you? I didn't ask what. And then you go kidnap somebody anyways after you tied up that person that said they're totally down to listen, and you don't let them hear, but you force the other person to hear and you force the person who was down to hear to watch these. The other person you're forced into here.

Cristina: Well, aren't they gonna hear it?

Jack: No.

Cristina: The other person has. Wearing headphones.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: That's awful. You're torturing two different people.

Jack: Nobody told them to volunteer.

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Rambling 185: Akashita the Jehovah of Dark

For what reason is Christian diety Jehovah depicted above the clouds? Why does Japanese cloud yokai Akashita have human physical features? And how are they connected? The duo tries to uncover whether Jehovah and Akashita are one and the same by discussing the personality shift between the new and old testaments of the bible.

Rambling 185: Akashita the Jehovah of Dark

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Nick Kroll
  • Is Goku Jesus?
  • Adrenochrome
  • Editing the Bible
  • Scripture Right or Wrong
  • The Garen of Eden
  • Who made the Fruit of Knowledge?
  • The Shadow Realm
  • War of the Clouds
  • Mass Extinction Event

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And so what happened recently was that. I'll see how long I can hold that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: What happened recently is that we were talking about last week specifically.

Cristina: Are you trying to do, like, who are you trying to be? Are you that monster from that show, Big Mouth? Or are you doing something else?

Jack: You think I'm doing a Nick Kroll impression? You think I'm doing a Nick Kroll impression?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, I guess it's kind of in that ballpark, right? Interesting. Is that in the. What is it called? He's the hormone monster.

Cristina: Yeah, the hormone monster.

Jack: Is this the hormone monster? Wait, isn't the hormone monster. Yeah, the hormone monster. Is Nick Kroll, or is the hormone monster Jason Manzoukas?

Cristina: No, it's Nick.

Jack: It's Nick, right?

Cristina: Pretty sure it's Nick. Nick has a lot of people in that show.

Jack: Nick. Nick is a. Let's. Let's be real and applaud. It's so freaking underrated, bro. That's a genius. Right? Like, he does so much crap and, like, nobody's looking in that direction. It's like, why, dude? And it's all good. Yeah, it's like, why is he not like, one of the biggest s**** that's ever existed in the comedy world?

Cristina: Did you see him show? He was doing pretty much the same thing in his show. Not the same thing, but he was doing a bunch of characters pretty much.

Jack: Yeah, it's. Yeah, exactly. He's just really exaggeratedly skilled and can do quite a bit of work alone.

Cristina: So you're done with the voice?

Jack: Oh, I totally. Yeah. See, I'm not. I can't commit. Anyways, so the point is.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That last week. Last week on Dragon Ball Z, Goku was talking about.

Cristina: He was not.

Jack: He was totally here, but he was.

Cristina: Talking about some type of science thing. No sign.

Jack: We were talking about a science.

Cristina: I don't know if that's where you were going with it. If he was talking about science to us. No, no, he wasn't.

Jack: Goku probably knows science. No, no, he does.

Cristina: Okay. What was he talking about?

Jack: He was talking about. Who would be more accurate to be talking about that? Anyways, so he was talking about. I don't remember exactly how the conversation led him. It was something about profit. We're going to become prophets and predict how the world was going to end or some.

Cristina: That is very strange that he was talking to us about that.

Jack: No, we were talking about that.

Cristina: Whatever, though, because, like, isn't he Jesus or something? No, that's not.

Jack: I guess he's kind of like Jes. Well, no, not really. Jesus was sent to Earth to destroy it. That's.

Cristina: Wait, you said Jesus?

Jack: Yeah, you said Jesus.

Cristina: No, but you said Jesus was sent to Earth to destroy it.

Jack: No, that would be if Goku was Jesus. Okay, then that means Jesus is essentially just an alien sent to Earth to destroy it.

Cristina: We don't know that, but I see.

Jack: What you mean, because his story is kind of like the boy who turned out to be the chosen one.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And is here to save the world or whatever. So, yeah, I see. He's both sent there to destroy it and that, like, prophet, Savior, Jesus.

Cristina: It could be Wolf.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: You don't know.

Jack: Look, this is. If there's any argument. I mean, I guess it's on point. We're talking about the point which is the future. But if there's any consideration to how this particular prophet. It could possibly be both, it's that Jehovah of light clearly does not agree with Jesus. Only Jehovah of Dark does, which is do you but let them do them. Which was not the motto of Jehovah of Light, which was like, bro, you do what I say, how I say f*** yo. S***, I don't care what you want to do.

Cristina: It's like, whoa, even though he's light, he's bad.

Jack: Yeah, Basically he's from this side is why he's Jehovah of light.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The other thing we call Jehovah, but is clearly not unless at a God tier, there's some sort of application of the principle of opposites, polarity, you know? And if that applies, then Jehovah of Light was simultaneously created with Jehovah of Dark, which I think we discussed before, because the theory would suggest that there is a Me of Dark. Even if I can also go there, it can also come here. But there should be a. If equal opposites happens, and in the shadow room, there should be a me or something equal. There should be an equal to me on this side.

Cristina: Huh? I don't remember talking about that.

Jack: Maybe it's just a thought I had during one of our conversations.

Cristina: Okay. Because I remember talking about the light and dark of them.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Talking about us as humans and is there a different form of us?

Jack: Well, so the idea here was that The Jehovah of the Dark that somehow replaces Jehovah of Light in the Bible, dead center at the birth of Jesus Christ. And suddenly the rules change and kindness is in and horror punishments are out.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If that's the. The outcome here, the idea that we're saying is that the guy who comes from. We're assuming he's coming from the shadow.

Cristina: Realm, but they both are. Or. No.

Jack: No, not Jehovah of Light, of Dark, and Jehovah of Light. Only Jehovah of Light is from this side. He's something from this end.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But his equal opposite is Jehovah of Dark. And somehow Jehovah of Dark from the shadow realm crosses over and gets rid of Orin prisons, which is what we suggested initially, Jehovah of Light. But in this case, we're assuming that regardless of what happened between them, that one took over. What's the origin of the other? And why are they equal in caliber.

Cristina: But not philosophy equal in that, like, whoever's here can't travel over there, and whatever's over there can travel here and there whenever they want.

Jack: Maybe whatever's over here could travel over there. And we don't know that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because we can travel over there.

Cristina: We can't travel over there.

Jack: Well, we have ways of crossing, but.

Cristina: It'S usually having to do with something from over there helping us get there.

Jack: Yes, or dying.

Cristina: Or dying.

Jack: But there's ways, because death is not the end of life. It's just a part of life. And so a lot of creatures, a lot of people, a lot of things in this end go and take adrenochrome.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Have their moment of immortality, they run out or get killed by some other means that aren't natural, and they, instead of disappearing entirely, just enter the shadow realm. So something is happening. Also, we've never discussed what happens to the individuals outside of the shadow realm, because we know that that equals going to the shadow realm. But what the f*** happens if you didn't consume and then you did die?

Cristina: What does a normal person go through?

Jack: Yeah, we've established what happens if you die with adrenochrome. What really happens if you die? It can't just be all physics and s***. There has to be some logical counter to the. To the shadow realm, which I guess would be like heaven or whatever we're calling heaven or h***.

Cristina: So another location of dead people.

Jack: Yes, I guess.

Cristina: I don't know. That's complicated. Why would there be?

Jack: Well, I guess it would be an infinite number of locations. Right. And different ways to get there? Because are we assuming that heaven is all. It's. That's a different realm, right? That's not a different dimension? No, we're in every dimension simultaneously. That's another realm. That's the other location we never talk about.

Cristina: Isn't it here, though? Isn't it like a physical place?

Jack: So you're saying I can, like, get on a rocket ship and fly up to Heaven?

Cristina: The way they make it seem. I don't know if that's right, but it feels like it's like the Hercules stories where they live up there in the clouds?

Jack: Well, no. In the. In the Christian Bible. It doesn't work that way. In the Christian Bible, heaven is some sort of untraversible thing. It's impossible to get to without dying. Unless they literally.

Cristina: No, because they could. Because that's why he destroyed the tower they were making that was gonna go up to heaven.

Jack: Did he really think they were gonna get to him? Is that the idea? Or he was just punishing them for the attempt?

Cristina: It could be either. Or. But if he was punishing them for almost getting there. Yeah.

Jack: Well, no, that's the question. If it's punishment or resistance. If it's punishment, then you don't really. They weren't gonna get anywhere. You're just like, why are you trying to cheat? Yeah, but if it was just him protecting himself. Well, okay, what of space, then?

Cristina: And, yes, I feel like he was protecting himself because every time they go to heaven, they go up into the sky, though, too. That you physically. You see it. You see?

Jack: I love what you said. And it. I had a lag moment. And, like, you said, like, the gods who live on towers and s***, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay. Except the depiction of Jehovah is on clouds. His heaven is in the clouds, not on a mountain. What if it's a literal location? That is a thing of a collection that looks like to us a collection of clouds. And it's not. It's below space to us. Like, I could fly and miss it because it would just look like clouds to me.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But he's just a creature literally living in some sort of cloud kingdom above. And he just looks like clouds. And you can't tell where he is. He could be anywhere.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Weird question. We're looking for a cloud.

Cristina: We're looking for a cloud.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I thought we found it. Oh, no, we're not.

Jack: We need Steve.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To finish.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And we're looking for a cloud. We need Steve because he communicates with clouds or whatever the f*** he does, and that Cloud. The godlike cloud. The godlike cloud with godlike behavior. And now we're considering this possibility that.

Cristina: There is a creature living on clouds which are actually creatures. Which kind of makes sense. There are creatures that live on other creatures.

Jack: Yeah, but not even creatures living on other creatures, but rather this particular cloud. Like why would God. Why would the God. Why would Jehovah be a human looking thing living up there? What if what we're looking for is. Goes by one name, but that's just its Japanese name and we're talking about Jehovah. And the reason nobody has ever found Jehovah is because they're looking for a humanoid thing in the freaking sky.

Cristina: Well, when they describe him, I would imagine he's not actually a cloud. He is a creature from the sky. But it would be more likely that he's some type of electrical creature because he's blinding. When you see him, you'll be blind.

Jack: Well, theories.

Cristina: We know that electricity, like lightnings, could be creatures.

Jack: Yes. But also we. Yeah, totally. 100% lightning could be creature. But we know this cloud has a face, which means it has human characteristics, which means that maybe the things people have reported that show up in the Bible. Oh, he showed us a shoulder. I saw the shoulder of God and then my face was glowing and all I saw was a shoulder. He was too much to see. Yeah, but what happens when we look at this cloud? Akashita. That was his name. What happens when we look at Akashita, his face? We see what looks like a face.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: When somebody reported what looked like a shoulder.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You see the similarity there? There's just. Well, I. You can only see a small part of me. Maybe the face glowing thing is the exaggeration in that story. Maybe what he did see was some humanoid fe. But it's because this creature has the ability to do that. Just make himself. He's a cloud. I can look like whatever the f*** I want. Okay, so he'll do things because it's a weird thing.

Cristina: He could be cloud. I mean, like, he loves creating storms and stuff, right?

Jack: Yeah. And he's curious. Right. And he sees he didn't make these creatures. We know he didn't make us. Really? Really. He's something that showed up and wants to convince us of that. But there's a bunch of other s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And he knows that. That's why he tells you, hey, don't look at the other s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. So there's other stuff. He's not special. He didn't make us. We're just Here. And there's a bunch of crap fighting for our attention.

Cristina: That would be weird. No, he can't be the cloud creature we're looking for because. Or he could. That's confusing because the. What's it called? The Triangle.

Jack: The Bermuda Triangle with a bunch of clouds?

Cristina: Yes. It's hiding Adam and Eve from God, which is a cloud. The clouds are hiding.

Jack: Well, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Cristina: Does this make sense?

Jack: No. Yes, it does. And I'm gonna. And I'm about to blow your f****** mind, bro. Okay, let's ground it, because this is what we do. The show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. Okay, I established that there's Jehovah of Light and Jehovah of Dark. And I also established that the narrative changed in the middle of the Bible 2000 years ago.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The reason Akashita looks like a dark cloud is because we're looking at Jehovah of Dark. Obviously, we're not dealing with the other one. Thus solving your problem.

Cristina: The other one? Light. Wait, which one is the one that's from the shadow realm?

Jack: The Jehovah of Dark? Akashita. The one that's out there. I think Jehovah of Dark is Akashita. That's my conclusion. They're the same.

Cristina: Wait, is he the bad one, though?

Jack: No, no, he's the good one.

Cristina: The good one. And he comes from here?

Jack: No, the good one comes from the shadow realm.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay. Yes, it's a little confusing.

Jack: Yes, it's definitely confusing because I'm referring to where they come from, what their stance is. According to. We usually we think light good, dark bad. But here it's the opposite because whatever was from here is what's messed up.

Cristina: And whatever that's crazy because everything from there so far has been the messed up thing. But we're saying for some reason, the one that's here is the messed up one and not the one from over there.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, 100%. But the thing that's over here is already kind of weird. And it's a cloud that drains people of blood and s***. So that's also kind of crazy. Like it's a monster at the same time.

Cristina: Yes, yes, that's true.

Jack: It doesn't often, and it doesn't need to, and it won't. It's almost like if you f*** with it, it will. You're screwed.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But also, it sounds like an animal that's sentient. Or not an animal sentient, but like a. He's Curious.

Cristina: But now we have to look for creatures that are like cloud monsters, but also that they have rivals. And what do those rivals look like? Because then we could figure out what could possibly be. Like, what other stories could be telling the God of Light, or whatever you want to call him. Jehovah of Light.

Jack: Jehovah of Light. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. We have to find.

Cristina: We found something that could be Jehovah dark. There has to be somewhere else that.

Jack: Shows Jehovah of Light. There has to be an example. Well, we know.

Cristina: Fighting each other, probably.

Jack: Interesting, interesting. There has to be a. Well, there are stories of brothers fighting each other.

Cristina: Yes, but I mean, like, more. Because those are way ancient stories. But we need something more recent. List the cloud stories more recent in.

Jack: The form of the Christian mythology. Is that the argument here? There should be an example that maybe somewhere they tripped up and said something that tells of somehow the sky fighting the sky or some s*** like that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To then be like, wait, they did. They. They hit. They tried hiding the thing. It's just too many bugs. It's too much going on. You will have. That's why there's so many plot holes. Because they took out s*** that was filling in the gaps.

Cristina: Because they needed. We do have to find it in some other story outside of.

Jack: But then that'll tell us where to look by comparison. So we. We find it outside first and then we bring it in. So we find some equivalent story of sky fighting sky, clouds fighting clouds.

Cristina: Something.

Jack: Yeah, something, something.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then we. When we find the story, we find out what the story is and what story is similar to that story in Christian mythology.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then we jump into Christian mythology and look at the story and see if this is the battle between Jehovah of Light and Jehovah of Dark. Thus proving the point.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess that's what we gotta do. Yes. That sounds like a great idea.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: We're gonna find the.

Jack: Now, is Lucifer Jehovah of Dark? Are those one in the same? Or is Jesus the prophet Lucifer one of those two? Because they share. They share similar ideas. You're saying that Jesus is Jehovah of Dark? That that story of Jesus being the son of God is true? That maybe. Okay, this is interesting because there is a similar story with Zeus. Thus Hercules.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is Jesus Hercules, I guess. Right. Kind of. He's the chosen special one, directly son of God. So. Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. From a mortal and a God.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just like Jesus.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: He might also be saying, I don't know.

Jack: No, that's almost the Same s***. Yeah, That's a whole other bag of worms. But we're gonna get there because then the idea is that Jehovah of Dark, immediately after somehow taking over whatever Jehovah of Light was dealing with, was conquering whatever was his property. When Jehovah of Dark immediately took over that he impregnated a mortal woman as the first thing he did. Not in a bad way. But this person needs to have gifts and they need to tell these people who've been told to fear shame though.

Cristina: That he's a cloud king. Because the clouds are protecting Adam and Eve in the water layer. So like, holy crap. Had them. He put them in charge then. That's not like a prison of clouds that act strangely or anything. He put them there specifically.

Jack: He's not keeping them in, he's keeping everything else out.

Cristina: Yeah, protecting them from the Jehovah of Light. Yeah.

Jack: Interesting, interesting. That checks out. So then this child isn't.

Cristina: Because he'd be the snake that helped them out.

Jack: Well, no, we don't know what the f*** that snake was. That's not established yet. That's still an assumption that that's even Lucifer.

Cristina: I'm saying that it's most likely Jehovah of Dark that helped them.

Jack: You think?

Cristina: Yeah, to get them. Them to see that this light guy is alive.

Jack: Interesting. So the argument would be that Jehovah of. Yeah, cuz Lucifer was there back then. But Jehovah of Light claims Jehovah of Dark is his creation.

Cristina: He would do that.

Jack: Interesting, Interesting. He would do that.

Cristina: He's a liar.

Jack: He's a liar. Pathological liar.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: And also there's an interesting philosophy as to why Jehovah of Dark couldn't just tell everybody the truth. Right. There is this ideology with proof. It's very proven before that if you suddenly change a system, it will break. You need to change it in increments. Think of how easy it was for Hitler to do what he did by changing things in increments. But think of how entire countries have collapsed because of giant changes that suddenly happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Increments is key. So from the very beginning of the stories told in the Bible, when Jehovah of Light. Really, really, really, who knows how long Jehovah of Dark was around. He summarized the beginning. Right. He's quick through it because it wouldn't make sense in the words of whatever they are.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: These clouds are somehow here before whatever the h*** humans developed. But these are ancient clouds. But we also know that because water recycles infinitely, those clouds have been up there forever. It's the same f****** clouds. There's never been new clouds. It's not enough that could happen.

Cristina: They're here. In the beginning of time, They've seen it all.

Jack: Yeah, they've seen it all, bro.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: Yeah, since.

Cristina: And we know they're protecting us from the cat people, right? That's the thing.

Jack: Give a s***. No, they don't give a crap. We need their help for the cat people.

Cristina: Yeah. So that they won't do. They won't trap us like the other planets or something. We're going to convince them. Something like that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't. I don't remember what the conflict was. The Cat People directly. I know it's an ancient battle we've been having for so long we forgot about what it's about. But, yeah, you know what? We're still winning. D***, that's crazy. This fight's been going on so long, we forgot what it's about. I have no idea what it's about. I feel. I think maybe just they're too powerful. And that's dangerous.

Cristina: Yes, that's pretty much it.

Jack: Yeah. You know, like, get rid of the problem, perhaps.

Cristina: We know they were here doing experiments, and we know we're one of them somehow.

Jack: Somehow. Well, adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yes. Because of cat people. Yeah, somehow.

Jack: Somehow. But anyway, so Jehovah of Dark did small incremental changes. The Bible begins at that point. Hey, look. What the f*** is this? Because again, it was quick, quick, quick. And then Jehovah of Dark shows up. So there was a log being essentially kept by Jehovah of Light that he then told people to write down.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That was the point he was keeping. He was using them as their diary. You guys invented writing. How interesting. I've never considered this. So I'm gonna tell some of you to write stuff for me. Is that cool? And then. Yeah, whatever, dude. You're like a cloud thing. How interesting. Yeah, tell me what to write and I'll write it. Yeah, but there's a bunch of cloud people also that I got homies and cloud stuff.

Cristina: And you wouldn't tell them that because he wants them to believe he's the one and only.

Jack: No, no, no. He's saying that he's the. You know, the angels and s***.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah, there's other cloud crap. And I'm gonna tell you about all the clouds. My cloud. I'm the king of my cloud world, and I come to tell you of these stories.

Cristina: Is he a cloud as well?

Jack: Yes, he has to be the opposite of weird Jehovah of Dark. Unless he's not and it's some creature, some totally different creature overthrew him. Because again, the Bible does try to. At least a Christian Bible makes a pretty heavy distinction between what they are. They aren't the same thing. It could also be. Well no, because we're assuming he's from the outside because I would have suggested that he's some sort of experiment created by Jehovah of Light.

Cristina: The dark.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But no, because he's from the shadow realm. That's the established idea here. He could have been involved in the bringing over and so claims like you owe me.

Cristina: I think he is a shadow. I mean he, the original one is also a cloud.

Jack: Yes, they're both clouds.

Cristina: Yes. But the other clouds are somehow different because they're shadow clouds. They drink blood and stuff. Right. So I guess.

Jack: Well, they don't need to. But they can.

Cristina: But they can. Then there's gotta be other clouds that you didn't talk about, you didn't learn about. That's probably related to this other.

Jack: Well, we know that there's the blood cloud things that are just clouds on this side that when they have adrenochrome they get all red and then they get black and then they go. They create storms and weird glitches and s***. But I don't believe. But that doesn't sound like Jehovah of.

Cristina: Dark or Light Dark.

Jack: Yeah, Jehovah of Dark is the good one from the shadow realm.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That does not sound like him. That sounds like Jehovah of Light.

Cristina: But he's not a shadow creature or plot twist.

Jack: And I guess it would kind of check out what you were saying earlier that like it does sound like they're backwards. Maybe the original thing here was just some s***. And what we're talking about really is that Jehovah of Dark settled on humans first came from that side. Maybe it's the first thing to come over here. Then settled on humans. It was like, oh s***. And they have blood. What the f*** is this s***? Imma just settle here. And what if I. If they just don't know that there's anything outside? I could just get them breeding in here and just f****** drink their blood forever and just be set, bro. But the actually good Jehovah of Light that didn't have to settle on anybody. He's good. Why would I need to conquer anybody? Let people be. That sounds way more right. Let people be. I'm Jehovah of Light. Let people be. Why would you just lie to them? Have them volunteer? If they want to give you blood, then that's perfectly fine.

Cristina: Are you changing their names?

Jack: No, I'm saying that Jehovah of Darkness is just the one at the beginning of the Bible. That he's. It's the same idea. He somehow came from the shadow realm, but he's the one at the beginning. Jehovah of Dark is the first one we encounter.

Cristina: The shadow realm one.

Jack: The shadow realm one. He came because Jehovah of light. If he's really good, he'd have no reason just to conquer humanity. There's no beef. I'm just here and I saw creatures happen. Okay, but I've seen creatures happen. Whatever. There were dinosaurs before. I didn't give a s*** then, I don't give a s*** now.

Cristina: So he's just normal clouds.

Jack: He's normal cloud that's overpowered. He's a really overpowered cloud.

Cristina: And then the blood shadow realm cloud came and changed things. And that's when the Bible started.

Jack: The Bible? Yeah, the Bible is told from the point of view of Jehovah of light at all points. Which is why he would paint the true stories of Jehovah of Dark in there. Now it's hard to change the system again. Maybe this is the smart God again. I've been watching humanity for how long? I defeated the big bad that was corrupting them, but they already believe it. So like I said, Hitler changed it in incremental changes. So this thing knows they have how many billion years before I jumped in and stopped this creature. Which if we now think about the dating on this, I guess Akashita is the shadow realm creature. Checks out. He's the darker one. Literally the dark cloud.

Cristina: I thought he was. Oh, he is the dark cloud.

Jack: And he is a cloud that drinks blood.

Cristina: Oh, okay, now it doesn't.

Jack: He doesn't do it chaotically. But also, we're assuming that we're talking about a God who tried to establish an order and ended up with a religion. Checks out. That he wouldn't be a vicious murderer just blankly. He's creative. He's the cloud to think so smart.

Cristina: Should we be messing with him then?

Jack: I don't know, because listen to me, he got beat by Jehovah of Light. It's still the Bible we're talking about. He was just at the beginning. Regardless, when we find him, we know regardless of who's who, when we find them, they're fine. Because the second part of the Bible.

Cristina: He'S not the one protecting Adam. And Eve, it would be the light.

Jack: Jehovah of light is the one protecting. Yeah. But regardless, whatever cloud is out now is the cloud we're talking about. And that cloud is good no matter what name we give them. Is this the order of events that led to the cloud being good and which is the good cloud, what we're establishing? Because the good cloud won no matter what.

Cristina: The good cloud being the second part of the Bible.

Jack: Jehovah of Light.

Cristina: But you're saying.

Jack: Or not Jehovah of. Yeah, whatever. Does the Jehovah of Light is the second part of the Bible, no matter what?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's just. How is that playing out?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Or I guess not Jehovah of Light in the second part of the Bible, but sorry for the confusion.

Cristina: This is confusing. Okay, yes.

Jack: If Jehovah of Light as the second part of the Bible, then he beat Jehovah of dark at the beginning of the Bible. And that would have been Akashita being.

Cristina: The light or the dark.

Jack: The dark. The dark. Always Akashita.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Always Akashita.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And that just means. That falls in line with how old the stories of Akashita are.

Cristina: So then the.

Jack: They're about.

Cristina: Yes. He's the dark. Then the light one is somewhere hidden, but he is the one hiding Adam and Eve.

Jack: Yes. So the. The series of events would go as follows. Some creature from somewhere shows up. He is this dark cloud thing. This is a new narrative. We're correcting the events of the Bible and assuming that the true creatures in the Bible we're talking about are these cloud creatures.

Cristina: Okay, so there are already clouds here. There were people here already because cat people. Then the cloud shows up from the shadow realm.

Jack: No, Cat people were here when humans were here too.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah, but they made the humans and then this shadow creature.

Jack: We don't know they made the humans. We know the humans worship them.

Cristina: I thought they were experiments.

Jack: Were they. They were experimenting on humans, weren't they?

Cristina: Oh, I thought they were human. They were. They were like, science experiments. They made.

Jack: No, I don't remember that being established, but maybe we just gotta find that to be true.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Well, whatever. Okay, whatever. Humans are here. The cloud God is here. But he's not, like, trying to convince anyone.

Jack: He doesn't care. He's a cloud. And then he's seen dinosaurs happen. He saw people happen. He saw a cat God. He's whatever.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which. Then we'll get to the events of Cat God leaving shortly after.

Cristina: Then the shadow realm God came.

Jack: Yes. And he then settles down and decides, I'm gonna grab these couple of people, wipe their minds or something. They're gonna just be fresh.

Cristina: Some crazy event happened that summoned him here in a way. You know, like.

Jack: Yeah. Like a supernatural rip or something that this thing snuck in.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then decided, well, this is badass. And, like, never been here before. But, like, there's resources in this realm I've never seen and I like them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I'm going to take him. I don't know how he stumbled upon. He probably just chilled here for hundreds of years before he tasted blood. Right. And was like, holy. What? What? Or just saw a murder chilled there and was like, what the f***?

Cristina: Yeah. He was probably just drinking off of fear first.

Jack: Yeah. He felt it.

Cristina: I mean, he probably came here from. With fear.

Jack: Yeah. He felt it in the direction of whatever rip or thing allowed him to get here.

Cristina: Whatever was the big first thing in the Bible, which would be when God set the world on fire. He did that first. Right. Or he drowned the world first. He drowned the world, I think. And then. Which wasn't really him. The world just a giant flood came. People got scared. A lot of people got scared. This shadow came.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And he was like, I did it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Better not do that again.

Jack: But it was. That wasn't even the first appearance.

Cristina: That wasn't.

Jack: No, the first. Because again, it's the dark shadow thing is the very first thing in the Bible. It's just that story is being told by Jehovah of light. But the events of that story are starting. So he's there from Adam and Eve. He shows up, sees Adam and Eve, and decides, I'm gonna settle here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I'm gonna breed these things.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The flood is way later. But he's probably taking claim for everything horrible that happens with convenient timing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he can also probably cause crazy s*** because that he could. We know Akashita can. So you could cause nuts things. Weaker storms can cause massive things. We know those like tower storms that just come colossal and destroy in their path.

Cristina: But it makes no sense that there's just two people. He. Maybe he. There was some event that wiped off a bunch of people and only two were left.

Jack: Well, I think the event was caused by the Akashita. I think it was part of. Oh, it was just like, hey, I snatched these individuals up. I put them somewhere else.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That they're probably an island or some s***. That they're completely away from everything else. It's a big island. Because my plan is to mass produce Them or not an island, but he's also capable of moving through the sky, seeing where humans are settling down. And he's like, I'm gonna move them too far for them to walk out of. And also probably craft enough. I'm a landscape so that it's impossible for them to leave anyways. And I'm a breed them in there after I wipe their minds with my whatever abilities. And then Imma just tell them what the universe is, however I want so that I can breed them successfully without their resistance and extract their blood, I guess. And then at that very moment that this plan starts being hatched without directly messing with anything, he just becomes the thing. Now, I don't know. In this new narrative where the apples land, which is interesting that that's even the analogy.

Cristina: What apples?

Jack: The apple of knowledge. What's happening? If we've corrected everything else, what is happening here? Because there is something that. But then again, the lies. There's so many lies.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This tree could have been put there by Jehovah of Light, snuck in and really Jehovah dark doesn't even know which tree it is. He knows. He made trees for them to eat. And then Jehovah of light snuck one in and he's like, hey, I got a secret. Can't tell anybody.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: One of those trees. And I'm gonna tell you exactly which one. I'm pointing over there. That one. Okay. That tree over there, it has a fruit that's gonna give you your memory back. It's gonna give. It's the fruit of knowledge.

Cristina: But maybe it helps them actually see what these creatures are from the shadow realm. Maybe it helps them communicate with the shadow realm.

Jack: Well, they don't need to know that information for one reason. Once they get their memory back, they'll instantly be able to know. Well, I was living over there before I got snatched up. My memory got eradicated. Like, duh. This is an a******. H*** yeah.

Cristina: Yes. And then that's why they live in that underwater kingdom. They're protected.

Jack: Yeah. Because they do know.

Cristina: Because now they're just sea creatures now.

Jack: Yeah. After evolution or whatever.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Like, what did they tell us? They genetically modified themselves at first and then adapted gradually. But yeah. You see how the story. So the fruit was actually made by Jehovah of light, and Jehovah of Dark couldn't kill it because it's the only food he gave him. So he doesn't know which one. He's like, look, I'm gonna make other fruits over there. I gotta find the fruit. Over here. So I can't get rid of these. I gotta find it to see what he did. But I don't know. I don't. I'm experimenting over here. Don't touch these fru. Only eat those over there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because he heard that.

Cristina: He heard like he put a decoy tree or something. Like he put something over there. And he was like, nope, I gotta make sure it's. I gotta get it out.

Jack: Yeah. He's gotta get the tree out. Because he's like, I know the son of a b**** puts a tree in there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I need these fruits because it's gonna do whatever the h*** I want. I put my power into it. And I can't just destroy the trees. But this a****** also put his power into his tree and I need to get his tree out. But he made it look like my trees. And now I don't know what's going on. So go to those trees until I tell you which of these trees you could eat from.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, look, you can get all your memories back. All your memories back. Think about it. You can. You can see. You understand What I'm just telling you is crap. You need to know.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. I think this story makes sense. Sort of totally works out.

Jack: It totally checks out. So now the narrative is shifted. Jehovah of Dark is the beginning. The first. But he was not the original one here. He was just here before we were. But Jehovah of Light was definitely here long before Jehovah of Dark. He just happens to be the second part of the Bible.

Cristina: Okay. Yes. Yes.

Jack: So this cloud is chilling. Akashita somehow, following the scent of fear, crosses the threshold from the shadow realm.

Cristina: The dinosaurs dying. There you go. That's the solution. That's a big enough event that would create so much fear. Even if it's not human fear. Even if it's not human.

Jack: Human fear have the strongest heat.

Cristina: It's the Mount.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. No, you're totally right. I think you solved it. Right. Because it has to be an event that so drastically shifts everything.

Cristina: Horrifying.

Jack: Yes. That is. She just manifests. And he's a. What the f***? Where am I? Or it's the first rip between this specific. Because there has to be many different real.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: This just happens to be the one we found. But why? Because an event that just happens, like tearing a hole through one universe and landing on another. We just tore a hole through a realm which works differently than traversing space.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And so this event. Meteor hits the first instance of life. And as it gets closer, the temperature starts to drastically go up. They're just animals, but it starts to get really. And there's a lot of them starts to get really, really hot. A bunch of them start to go crazy and attack each other. They start to go into a panicked frenzy, freaking the f*** out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the fear only goes up and up as it literally starts to hurt, as they start to boil alive. And somewhere in some whole other realm, this creature with enough power chilling somewhere in is like. What the. Is that?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is it a smell? Is it a taste or whatever the works over there, you know, the equivalent of a smell or taste?

Cristina: It could be. I don't know.

Jack: No, it's. It's something else. Because he's detecting it across realms.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, yes, yes. He's sensing the fear and the blood somehow.

Jack: The fear. The fear. The fear's in the blood. That's why the blood matters.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: You can just get more fury in the blood because it gets stuck there and it collects into a lot of it. But yes, before he got that far, he was. He was like, whoa, whoa, dude, I don't know what it is, but I want it. And he just followed it. But again, the event was so catastrophic that there was a peak moment between the. The height of the fear and the impact that tore something and then connected the two.

Cristina: Okay, wait, he's the bad one or the good one?

Jack: Akashita is the bad one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then the tear happens, and Akashita can then come through following the fear.

Cristina: Okay. Because then Jesus doesn't make sense anymore because we know he was putting on up gates everywhere to go to the shadow realm, so. And he likes blood.

Jack: The shadow realm is in heaven.

Cristina: No, that wouldn't make Jesus. Akashita.

Jack: No, the shadow realm is not heaven.

Cristina: He was putting up gates to the shadow Realm. Right, Jesus.

Jack: To stop people from going to the bad place?

Cristina: No, to get the creatures from the shadow realm into here.

Jack: He was putting up gates.

Cristina: Like open portals. He was putting up.

Jack: Oh, he was opening.

Cristina: Opening gates. There you go.

Jack: Yes. Okay, now I get what you're saying. He was opening things, Opening gates. Jesus was Jesus?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: I don't remember. But it was also happening in Japan was one of the places where he was just putting a bunch of. You were telling us the story of this. You don't remember?

Jack: Yeah, I kind of do.

Cristina: It was Jesus in Japan, where they are the ones that sing this. God, who's really God? I guess.

Jack: Wait, you're talking about Akashita?

Cristina: Not Jesus. No. Jesus was doing well, Both of them come from Japan. In this story, he's a Japanese creature. The.

Jack: Oh, my God. No, yeah, I understand. I remember. I remember.

Cristina: Was made a bunch of temples in Japan.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but yeah, that story is total nonsense. And that isn't happening.

Cristina: How do you know?

Jack: Well, we're. We were reconfiguring the story. That's the whole point here. If some of these things then others not. And we'd have to work that into what's really happening rather than just say, well, everything else changes. That's not changing. Why isn't that part changing? Why are those gates to the shadow realm? And why is that information maybe not wrong or maybe why isn't that not Jesus? And in fact, maybe somebody else.

Cristina: Okay, you get my point. That's not Jesus.

Jack: Well, here's a very interesting thing that we're not considering. In the middle of these stories, the Bible confirms Jesus dies and the story is told by Jehovah of Light. Also the moment Jehovah, because we can figure this. Or again, the moment Jehovah of light got rid of Jehovah of Dark and then settled as well. I can't instantly change it. I gotta incrementally change it. One of his incremental changes was, but I'm gonna f*** that lady. So, like, that was just something he's like, okay, look, been here for a while fixing s***. Can I just, like, put it in that one? That's it. Let's say I just want her to have. Then again, maybe he doesn't do that. Maybe it's not an attraction. Maybe it's like, I want one of me down there. I want to see what that's like. I'm not hurting anybody. I'm not gonna hurt anybody. He hasn't hurt anybody since the middle of the Bible.

Cristina: I don't know. It could still be the Jehovah of Dark. Like, he didn't change any story to say, no, this was me. No, this was that other guy who's just like me. Like, no, he put all of the stories together saying all of it's me, even though some of those are not him. So how do you know that that's him or not?

Jack: Well, based on your logic, he could be either or.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

Jack: I'm assuming the or.

Cristina: Okay, well, yeah, but still, there's a possibility that.

Jack: Yeah, it's a coin toss at this point. Yeah, but assuming he is, then he would be the. Yeah, he's just the Jehovah of Light. But that guy died. And that guy having died, then we have a story like Jesus putting up gates, but that happened way later when it shouldn't have been possible. What if the point of assuring us he's dead and I'll factually let you know when he's back. You're not gonna have a doubt. But then a Jesus shows up and puts up gates and people are like, well, maybe he's Jesus and it's because maybe the diminished again. Hey, Jehovah of dark made this child. Maybe it is Jehovah's dark child. Maybe that's true and that's why he's up there putting gates to the shadow realm. Because the second one that we see is not the original Jehovah.

Cristina: You mean?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This new Jesus that much later just pops up ignoring the logic of his death.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And starts putting up gates to the shadow realm is really just Jehovah of dark doing that.

Cristina: And he's the one, though, that's working with the churches that creates demons to slay demons.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because blood or whatever. And it's not really demons at this point. We're just calling demons chimeras. I mean, we're calling Chimeras demons because they're just making a science experiment that can experience a certain amount of fear and kill it.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Yeah. And sometimes they're summoning shadow realm creatures just to kill us.

Jack: Yes. They're. They're trying. They're. They're making fear experiments.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I guess the breed the most fearful thing in farm it.

Cristina: Mm. That's pretty horrible.

Jack: And genius. Simultaneous. It's like the darkest s*** you get. Because the life of that thing sucks more than anything that could ever possibly exist. Its existence is based on being probably briefly completely horrified and then dying.

Cristina: Yes. And other people that interact with it have pretty horrible lives. Like they like drinking the child's blood and stuff like that. Like it's pretty horrible. It's like random families get attacked by these creatures, but these creatures were sent to them by the church so that this family could call the church to get rid of this creature.

Jack: S***. So they get the family's fear and they get the creatures fear and the creature fills up on the family.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's a siphon that they made that they'll come get rid of for you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: S***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Checks out. Totally checks out. That is the most believable story I have ever heard about the church, hands down.

Cristina: That's so crazy. That reminds me of the Chupacabra. But yes, it's Almost the same thing.

Jack: Yeah, it. Except the Chupacabra comes from a different dimension or some s***. Right. It's like a God from somewhere else.

Cristina: He's from the Shadow Realm.

Jack: Well, no, he was an alien or something.

Cristina: He was an alien?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: But he also works with Shadow Realm magic or whatever.

Jack: He did pop up. Are we just saying that? No, because they have to. Why did it come through space? It would have just popped up here. Well, maybe other creatures fear. Fear. Feel fear outside of this region. And it was just there.

Cristina: Like it popped up somewhere else from the Shadow Realm and then came here.

Jack: Yeah. So then the real question is because. Yeah, there's s*** everywhere.

Cristina: S*** out there.

Jack: But then the real question is, and this is very interesting, if these creatures are popping up elsewhere, what major event happened that allowed it to detect us from wherever the f*** it was? It then started its trip this way over here. Yeah. To Earth. So it is from the Shadow Realm, but it made an alien trip?

Cristina: I don't know. I think that that dinosaur explosion thing was pretty huge.

Jack: Like, you think the Chupacabra showed up around the time of the dinosaurs?

Cristina: Well, it was probably traveling while during that time. And who knows how long it actually took to get.

Jack: Because it's traversing space.

Cristina: Yeah, like, space is huge.

Jack: You think? No, no, no. It couldn't be the dinosaur event, because it would have shown up in this area. That's. Did you see the problem? Something brought it elsewhere. Oh, I see. It was already out here before. And then the event of dinosaurs was like, oh, crap, I'm headed that way.

Cristina: Yes, that's.

Jack: And then by the time it got.

Cristina: Here, because I'm sure the thing that happened to the dinosaurs happens on other planets. Like, those things will be summoning who knows what.

Jack: So it summoned whatever locally.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then some crap happened elsewhere, which is over here.

Cristina: I gotta check that out.

Jack: They look our way and they come over here. And then we get something. It shows up. It took so long from the time of dying, but it was so. It was like, how magnificent. Whatever I just sensed.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It was like whatever brought me. And I'm here for that, so I'm gonna go look for that. And so it's in who knows how far away that it took it from the point the meteor hit to 1960, like seven or something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To pop up.

Cristina: That's pretty crazy. But it's possible.

Jack: Intrigue. It totally is. Because it's. It's no longer like.

Cristina: I know there's other events, but nothing compared to that, at least.

Jack: Well, here's another way. Interesting point. The gaps of these crazy activities with godlike creatures is sometimes ginormous. But these colossal events we report bring them back. And that checks out even in the Bible. God only warns one guy about the flood. But after the flood, God talks to a bunch of people.

Cristina: It's more energy.

Jack: Why? It's because different gods at different points, right? All of these. And we're talking about these evil, like, do crazy s*** gods, Jehovah of dark type of things. Those events in almost all mythologies in which these conversations happen all happen when, in times of distress. When is the moment that a God is most likely to show up? There's something bad happening, and you directly asked for it. You're like, God, please help. My people are in trouble. They are suffering, they are slaved. And then God decides, holy s***, did this guy just, like, volunteer? He's like a vampire dream come true, bro. Okay, hey, hey, hey. Look, look, look. Guide your people this way. They're gonna be chasing you. But I can hold him off. And he's just being dramatic. You know, there's like, for flair here. He's being dramatic also.

Cristina: He's enjoying it because, like, he murders those people.

Jack: Chasing them, yes. But also he's gonna pick out some of them. He's. Yo, you're telling me there's gonna be a dramatic. Yeah, exactly. He is.

Cristina: Like, he just feeds them, like, barely enough to survive.

Jack: Yeah, it's gonna get bleak, but it's. Oh, I'm all in here.

Cristina: Yeah, the darker it is alive, but it's gonna suck.

Jack: Yeah, the darker it is, the more likely God is to show up, the more likely Jehovah of Dark is to pop up. He doesn't even have to be the reason it's dark. But if it's gonna get dark, he shows up. Jehovah of light, whether it's dark or not. Look, this is your human affairs. I don't expect you to meddle in my cloud affairs. I'm not gonna meddle in your human affairs.

Cristina: Yeah, this makes sense.

Jack: Objective.

Cristina: Okay, Whoa, whoa. That makes sense.

Jack: Checks out. And that Jesus event that happened so much later was, you know, Jehovah of dark. Maybe not dead, but some. I guess maybe he is that because that's his kid. But he maybe death to something from the shadow realm that has had blood is also just go back to the shadow Realm. Something about blood, adrenal chrome specifically brings you to the shadow Realm. And there's a connection there we don't understand. But something about it takes you there. But Fear can be detected from that side.

Cristina: And fear is like, you just come back here.

Jack: Well, no, not even the point that even if he's removed over there and tossed into the shadow realm, what is his son trying to do? His son is trying. Well, that other fake, not the one that is by Jehovah of Light.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Definitely just banged the chick. The dude putting up the portals. Him just using a dirty trick, being like, hey, I'm the guy from the thing. I'm putting the things up. Come to heaven. Yeah, yeah, heaven.

Cristina: Come here when you're sad.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Come here, guys. It's all good. Then these shrines, these portals, allow creatures from over there to then show up. And probably he can't generate a meteor. He doesn't have that level of power. He needs to create enough fear, generally speaking, that perhaps allows his father through at some point. But systematically, Jehovah of Light picks at him. So science is slowly dominating the old mythology that he established. Because, again, Jehovah of Light is not gonna just break it. He knows it breaks. He's seen how humans function.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He knows systems. He's been around. And so he's like, I can't just change it. He's doing the Hitler small incremental changes. This way, he doesn't really care if.

Cristina: We follow him or not.

Jack: He doesn't care. He doesn't give a s***. He's like, whatever. I'm just gonna try to get them out of thinking that that thing was cool.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Once they're done with that, I don't care what they fall into. But in slowly working us out of there, we're getting to where we should have been maybe way long ago.

Cristina: Yes. This makes sense.

Jack: Yes. And so the portals are less functional and less functional. And that's why over the years, we've had less creature sightings and less creature sightings, because little by little, it's just an extinguishment of creatures surviving off of fear.

Cristina: Also, more and more aliens, which makes sense because of the Chupacabra that we just talked about. Like, maybe there are still creatures.

Jack: Yes. Because the ones we're getting rid of them stuff are from here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But the creatures that sensed that one major event are still on their way. And they're arriving at random times because they show they left from random places at random distances.

Cristina: Yes. That's so crazy.

Jack: And who knows how far they detected it. And they could still be coming.

Cristina: They couldn't. So we won't get rid of them super fast, but we're. We're Slowly getting rid of them.

Jack: Space Force makes sense to protect us from them. Yes. We need to contact. That makes perfect sense. This needs to be set up for when the really big scary s*** shows up. We're assuming that what we've seen is not because we know that stars are real. So what's the big scary s*** that's on the other side? That's kind of like a star?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: So we need Space Force really fast.

Cristina: We gotta still figure out this cat people thing.

Jack: Yeah. Cuz now we kind of need stars. Because there's probably some opposite thing. Of course, no amount of fear will ever bring that over.

Cristina: No, no, I don't think so.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Because if the great void isn't big enough, like what the f*** could be. Like that fear isn't it? All those stars feel horror.

Cristina: Unless it's in there as well.

Jack: Unless they don't feel anything or they don't feel emotions. The way that fear could happen, you know, like because they're other thing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like Jehovah of Light isn't like giving a s*** about fear. There's no emotion, doesn't care. It's like whatever. So fear is biological.

Cristina: What about all those other gods that seem to have emotions? Or are they not?

Jack: They're probably just creatures from Earth.

Cristina: Oh yes. Or Shadow Realm creatures.

Jack: No, Shadow Realm creatures don't have emotions. Oh well, you know what?

Cristina: It could be creatures on Earth. No, no.

Jack: Shadow Realm creatures could definitely have emotions. I just blanket statement that in a total guess. I don't know.

Cristina: But it could be creatures from Earth that had adrenochrome.

Jack: Yes, 100%. Because that also makes them godlike.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's a lot of weird things, man. So okay, anyways. Anyways. I think we grounded a lot of humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I think it worked out. And on that note, we're running out of time.

Cristina: So.

Jack: So definitely sounds way more accurate, right?

Cristina: I think so. I think it makes sense now. All of it.

Jack: All of it.

Cristina: So then there's something else. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, we solved it. We gotta look for Jehovah of Light, who's the one still around. And he's just highly disinterested because human affairs. But now it's not just human affairs because we can prove it's not. So this is not about convincing anybody. We were thinking we were chasing Akashita. And we're not chasing Akashita. We're looking for Jehovah of Light. His good Counterpart who was here all along.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're looking for somebody, the people that the Westerners consider already a God. He's probably in the United States somewhere. North America.

Cristina: Santa Claus. Okay, I think we got it. We gotta talk to Santa Claus.

Jack: That's fair. That thing. But look, he's. No, I can't be. It doesn't sound like either of the gods we're talking about are that overpowered. It can't be. It can't be. It's too much. It's too strong. On the okay argument, you might be right with this next point. On the flip side, Jehovah of Dark's influence was very small. But Jehovah of Light again has been around for a long time. I also don't know why he would get stronger though. So unless we can prove that there's an equivalent of adrenochrome that he can use, that isn't what Akashita was using, which was blood and fear then doesn't check out. No.

Cristina: You talk about God or Santa Claus.

Jack: Yeah, he couldn't become that overpowered. I'm assuming there has to be something that powers up a God without it being or powers up a creature like adrenochrome without it being adrenochrome and not being fear based. That then allowed him to put level up to being Jehovah without interfering with humans. I mean not become Jehovah to become Santa Claus without otherwise. The Jehovah of Light we're talking about, which is some sort of cloud and Santa Claus cannot be the same thing because the power levels we're talking about are so colossally different. Unless he's like, yeah, I'm a drink their blood too. Which I doubt he does because all of that ended as soon as Jehovah of Dark is. Is missing. So it can't be. Doesn't check out. I think Santa Claus is just really some other Santa Claus doesn't mess with s*** either.

Cristina: That's so Jehovah Light though.

Jack: But he's also not a cloud. He doesn't chill in the clouds. In fact, it chills relatively low as compared to the clouds. He's pretty ground level, you know, just lower than the plane, actually.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: You don't see him so far away. He's like pretty close. He could like, wow, are those f****** reindeers I'm looking at. If he was at a plane's distance, even at a helicopter's distance, you wouldn't be able to make out s***. You're like, what the f*** am I Looking at. But no, he's so low. He looks like a flying car. Yeah, low flying plane.

Cristina: Whatever. We'll figure it out.

Jack: Yeah, he's nowhere near the height of a cloud on average.

Cristina: Yeah. Or we'll figure out how they're connected eventually.

Jack: Yeah. Maybe there is a power source. We do know that there's that other force that everything is connected to. AKA the force that everything is connected to. Maybe things on the other side aren't connected to that. Maybe things on this side are. And so they can somehow learn the feed off of that different ways. Because we know humans can. Humans can do things in weird ways and creatures can. And anything with powers is pulling from that source. So there must be a way to tap into that source because it's not adrenochrome and replicate that level of growth. Somehow in this instant, Jehovah of Light can siphon the energy becoming Santa Claus. We can prove that.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Then Jehovah of Light is Santa Claus.

Cristina: Alright, I hope we can. I hope we can.

Jack: Anyways, anyways. Anyways, anyways. You guys can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok at JustCar. Vote Pod.

Cristina: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review the show.

Jack: Yes. And let some people who might like us to know about it, you know, tell them words. Speak.

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Jack: Type of liquor. Legume.

Cristina: Legume.

Jack: Legumes.

Cristina: Legions.

Jack: Legume.

Cristina: Legume. I don't know. Have ever. You. Have you ever heard someone say that word?

Jack: Like. No, I've never. Do you know how many words I know perfectly reading that I've never heard in my life?

Cristina: But how do you know you're reading them perfectly?

Jack: I don't. I'm hoping I'm doing it right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I see so many things that sound wrong because of all the different. Like I can't position it properly because I've never heard it. And there's a million variants of sounds that I've heard in my life.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So I don't even know if I'm gonna say it with an accent or not. If I'm saying it for the first time because I have no point of reference.

Cristina: Yeah. So you could be wrong.

Jack: I could totally be wrong. A bunch of words have odd accents when I say them and it's because I've never heard them said.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 183: Imitating Humans

Are any of our idea original? Are humans the only creature with death rituals? How did the three kinds meetup and carpool to the Baby Jesus Cult? The duo sit back and casually discuss the current most pressing issues in the world, imitating humans with artificial intelligence and solving some paradoxes in Christianity.

Rambling 183: Imitating Humans

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Topics Discussed:

  • Original Ideas
  • Addiction to Phones
  • Anxiety About Phone Calls
  • Human-like Artificial Intelligence
  • Animals Mourning Death
  • Magic Baby Worship
  • The Three Kings
  • Humans Devolve Around Celebrities
  • Hive Mentality

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Cristina: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: This is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas.

Jack: And so we will do that today.

Cristina: I can't wait.

Jack: Because that's what we do.

Cristina: That's what we do. What is the baffling ideas?

Jack: Everything is the baffling idea.

Cristina: Everything.

Jack: Everything. That's how reality works. It's just a matter of finding. There was a. Who was the guy? Some dude. A smart, smarty pants man. One of the many smarty pants men of time.

Cristina: Is he a Dr. Smarty Pants?

Jack: Yeah, he was. He was probably a Dr. Smarty Pants. It's usually a Dr. Smarty Pants, right?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: Dr. Smartypants. And he said that if you believe, you understand it, you don't know anything. If. No, if you believe it makes sense. There you go. If you believe it makes sense, you don't know anything, or you don't know it well enough or something along those lines, like, the more you know it, the more irrational it should feel.

Cristina: Okay, that sounds familiar.

Jack: Yeah. And that general logic kind of applies.

Cristina: To life or to the show.

Jack: Yeah. To ideas in general. Everything should baffle you. You should dig so deep into basically anything that you're like, what the f***?

Cristina: How did we get here?

Jack: How did we get here?

Cristina: Yeah, that.

Jack: That's all. The ideas are baffling.

Cristina: It is. Really is.

Jack: Yeah. Isn't that weird that playing the game in which you just ask why a million times to whatever somebody says eventually always leads to a very confusing, like, I don't really know. Like if you follow any thoughts make.

Cristina: Sense that they wouldn't know because a lot of ideas just come from other people. Yeah, it's all hand me down ideas.

Jack: Yeah, almost. We're all just made up of hand me down ideas.

Cristina: Yes, all of it. I don't know. Does anyone have an original idea?

Jack: I don't. I mean, every idea you come up with was made by your brain, but your brain follows patterns and it usually leans into the safest. Right out. And it usually uses collected information. So anything you know, it will apply and then it'll use that to create the shortcut. And the shortcut is usually an idea somebody else had because they initially had the shortcut that your brain is going to be like, yes, that looks like it'll work.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's your idea, but it's not Your idea simultaneously.

Cristina: What's the point? I don't understand. I mean, I guess it doesn't hurt, does it? Like, if you lie to your child that there's a Santa Claus, what's that for? What's the benefit? What's the loss? Is it more bad or is it more a good thing because your child is happy? Like, does it matter?

Jack: I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I don't know. And then in that. In the scenario, in that very scenario, that's like a weird one, right? Because you're ruining these people, presumably.

Cristina: Are you?

Jack: I don't know. That's basically just aiming towards them because we need to follow somebody, right? And be like, okay, your parents lied to you. I gotta study you for the rest of your life and see how this affects you as a person. Unless I can predict how you're gonna be in the future accurately. I have a future prediction machine, or I guess a type, the quantum computer.

Cristina: But what if it, like, doesn't affect them at all? Maybe they have happier lives than the person who wasn' lied to and was like, there's no Santa Claus, you get no gifts.

Jack: Then parents who don't lie to their kids about Santa Claus should be punished.

Cristina: What?

Jack: No, from that point forward, because you can prove that the other way is better.

Cristina: Oh, if you can prove it, I guess. But what if it's both equal? Then, I don't know. Then, like, how do you decide?

Jack: No, then you don't do anything. It doesn't matter in either direction at that point, you know? But it is something that creates weird habits, you know?

Cristina: How so?

Jack: Because now your kid thinks it's okay to lie to their kid about Santa.

Cristina: Claus, but it doesn't hurt or anything.

Jack: But it's like, you mean. I guess you made lying okay.

Cristina: It's a tradition, so it's okay.

Jack: The tradition of lying?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Man, that's weird. Humans are odd. Yes, but I mean, I guess everything, that everything works that way, right? Right now we have this problem with the. Everybody's addicted to their phones, but everybody's scared of phone calls. Somehow, simultaneously, right? These two issues coexist. We're addicted to the phone, but not for its original function. So there was this guy. It was this guy who, you know, he was missing. He was lost and was missing.

Cristina: Why are you laughing?

Jack: But this guy couldn't get in contact with the. With the. The rescuers who had his number and were calling because he was ignoring unknown calls on his phone.

Cristina: Stop lying.

Jack: So he was basically he was lost. He was lost and scared and kept getting strange calls on his phone. He's like, what's happening?

Cristina: He was.

Jack: Little did he know the strange calls was the search party.

Cristina: Weren't people that he knew calling him, though, too. Like, hey, where are you?

Jack: I don't know how that didn't happen.

Cristina: No one was texting him. He wasn't calling anyone. It was just random calls and he was lost.

Jack: That's weird, right?

Cristina: Yes, that's so weird. He was lost.

Jack: He was lost. Yes.

Cristina: And also, he had his phone and he was just ignoring it.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: He couldn't use his gps. Was something happening? He was hiking.

Jack: He was in the middle of nowhere. His GPS wasn't doing.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That's.

Jack: Sorry.

Cristina: They're cute.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What I don't understand. I don't know. That's so dumb. That's pretty dumb. But most of the time I think, like, when I get a call that I don't know, that says scam likely, it's like, it's gonna be a robot asking for information. And most of the time it is so. And sometimes they sound like humans. I heard one time it was a lady, and she said, I am not a robot or something, like. Or I am a human person or something while talking. I don't know. No, no, I just hung up. Like, who introduces themselves like that?

Jack: I have received those calls before.

Cristina: And you heard something like that, though?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, trying to confirm right off the bat I am human. And it's like, for whatever creature, this is the last thing a human would do to try to convince somebody else as a human is say, I am human.

Cristina: These robots are ridiculous. Like, she sounds almost human, but you can tell there's something. Yeah, there's something off. But she says that. I don't understand.

Jack: That's a crazy thing, right? Uncanny valley how we can get close, but it can't be perfect.

Cristina: It can't be. And it wasn't. It wasn't. There was something off about the way she was saying it, even if she didn't say that. Although that obviously, like, is a good giveaway. Oh, she's not human.

Jack: Yeah. That was, like. It was too obvious.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's not obvious, but you. You know, it's there. You see the thing? It's like seeing a painting and seeing the flaw in the painting but not knowing where the flaw is because it's in the painting hidden with the rest of the good stuff.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And you're like, something about it that's Off. But you can't tell because it's just amongst it. That's what's happening. Like, you know, like, f***. There's some robot there. It did a good job, but it can't hide that little bit of robot. I couldn't tell you where it is, but I know it's there.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe that guy was just worried I was gonna be a robot talking about his car insurance or whatever it is they call for.

Jack: Yeah. Well, I remember this one time that there was a robot that was in. It was contacting me and it was. We were. I was having a long conversation with this robot that I think wanted to sell me something, if I'm not confused. But it was very well built.

Cristina: That was through text messaging.

Jack: Yes. It got my number. Yes. Oh, yeah. I told you about this. Right. So there was a robot and it was. It got in contact with me and it tried to have a conversation with me and it was trying to befriend me. We were talking and it was obviously a robot. But I'm like, this is quite a sophisticated robot and quite convinced it, like, I couldn't tell you where the hole is, but I can tell you it's a robot.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so I'm basically playing a game with chess with this robot that knows. I know, but it's still trying to keep up its act. It knows. There's no way. It doesn't. Because it started eventually joking and trying to confirm that it's not a robot.

Cristina: Oh, I feel like I know what you're talking about. But it was. It was trying to sell you something.

Jack: Yes. At the very end it became clear. But then I just started playing along verbally and I think I fried it or something by accident because it stopped making sense and it just disappeared entirely.

Cristina: Yeah. Because I remember. I think it was trying to get to that topic every time. But then you will lead it back to the conversation. Yes. It could have the conversation, but every time it would just try to get the conversation. Conversation to go back to the thing it was there to sell you.

Jack: Yes, yes. But I kept avoiding it. I was just dodging it. Like, I didn't even know it was trying to talk about that.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay. That sounds very familiar.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: That is so weird.

Jack: Weird uncanny Valley thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What led to this? What were you talking about?

Cristina: Santa Claus.

Jack: How do we get to the robot? Oh, look, it's a phone call.

Cristina: The phone.

Jack: The phone calls. Yes. That. They're just like that. That there'. There's a lot of these, like, you're almost a person. But like, what the f***?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Eventually we're not going to be able to tell that little bit of a difference is going to be masked somehow.

Cristina: It wouldn't matter because it would still be someone trying to sell you something. And.

Jack: Yes, that's going to give it away.

Cristina: Yes. Like, it doesn't matter if you're human or robot. I'm not going to listen to you.

Jack: Because the problem is they're crazy quick with it. What you should do is build a robot that isn't going to. In the first conversation, try to sell it to me. It's going to try to. And for a long period of time.

Cristina: Yes. This robot is set to be your. To talk to you for a year without mentioning the thing.

Jack: Yes. And then be like, man, I just discovered this new awesome thing suddenly. And then you can be like, oh, yeah, I'm excited because my friend is excited. Yeah, my friend is excited. And he, you know, everything he's ever told me until this point is like, this robot just talks. Truth woke truth.

Cristina: But then what happens? Like, once this whole year of friendship happens and then the robot does sell you the thing, or you just realize, o, crap, this is fake. Is that the end?

Jack: Yeah, there's. There's two problems going on there, right? Like the. Yes. He. It's a robot that's designed to sell you something, but, like, hey, it's also your friend.

Cristina: Yeah. So does it just ghost you?

Jack: Does. Oh, because it could just ghost you.

Cristina: It could.

Jack: It's a robot.

Cristina: Accomplish its task.

Jack: Yeah, you either. Got you confirmed. I can't. I'm not gonna sell the. Buy you the thing. Or. Or what is it? I'm not gonna buy it. Or I am gonna buy it.

Cristina: Yeah. And either or it got what he wanted.

Jack: Leaving Deuces, bro, this is all I was talking to you for.

Cristina: Yeah. Is that what would happen?

Jack: So at that point, you the person on the other side. So I, you know, for a year, this is my best friend online, bro. Like, yo, you cool as h***, bro. We click, have all the same interests somehow. It's super chill. No judgment on either side. Mad awesome. Mad awesome. I'm excited to talk to this person any day.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then they try to sell me a thing one day and I'm like, I'm not that interested. They seem kind of pushy, too. What the h*** is going on, bro? You just suddenly trying to sell me some s***. And then I'm like, no, I'm not interested. It's not anything I would ever use the Key combination of words that says, well, the percentage of me making a sale here is useless. Let me dip. And then I'm just ghosted, blocked everywhere, deleted from every account.

Cristina: I feel like that's what people are on Facebook now. I get messages on Facebook from people that are supposed to be real people. And I'm sure they are real because I know them. I know them. They're human. But they sound like pyramid schemes now. They're all trying to sell me something that will make them money, but also will make me money by selling it to someone else. And it's like, no, I don't want to do this. Why are you giving me this? And then I usually tell them, like, this sounds like a scam.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like, I don't know how to politely say that to them. I know they probably see me as a friend or something. But, like, come on, come on. What are you doing?

Jack: Scammers and robots are kind of the same, right? Because the robot is a scammer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's just an accurate. I guess it's doing it. When you think about it, it's doing its job pretty accurately. Maybe better than the people doing the job. Scammers are like a dead giveaway.

Cristina: They are. It's so obvious. It's so. They're so bad at it.

Jack: Yeah. It's kind of like when you. How do I put it? There's these. When you start a conversation, right. A scammer calls, and they're immediately talking about something that you don't even have.

Cristina: That you don't even have. Like the car.

Jack: Yeah. You don't even own a car. And they're calling for your car's warranty.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Or there was an accident. Or you don't have a bank account, but some, you know, your PIN number has been stolen or compromised or something.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's like, bro, you're failing at your job because the computers, like, engage with, you know, hey, what's up? Like, oh, hey, what's up? What's going on?

Cristina: But is the text messages of person or computer.

Jack: I think in both cases, because scammers will be like, let me make a meme with some words on it and stuff that'll make an urgent message and make people act, and then they'll click the thing to solve the problem. Doesn't exist.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: While the computer is getting to, like, know the person and s***, you know?

Cristina: But, like, if you get a message, like, your bank account has been, I don't know, closed off. We gotta click this link to fix It.

Jack: Yeah. Like, no. Anytime that anything says click a link, I'm like. But yeah, it's essentially the same thing.

Cristina: Yeah. There's so much of that everywhere. It's so annoying.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Makes sense. That guy ignore those phone calls.

Jack: Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, totally. Because don't we all? Who answers your phone?

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know. Like, unless you know who is calling you, it's most likely you already know. It's of kind not gonna be a real call anyway.

Jack: Yeah. But that's us, essentially. Like, we've been trained to predict this at this point.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because it happens so consistently. You know, it's like. It is scam calls usually. Most calls you're gonna get these days are scam calls, unless you're a particular kind of person who enjoys having phone calls consistently. And so you have phone calls with everybody that you talk to. So those people are the exception to the rule. But minus those people, most people are getting scam calls more frequently than they're getting actual phone calls from people to talk to.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we just naturally were like, someone just kind of gonna stop answering my phone.

Cristina: But when you're lost in the middle of nowhere. That's so crazy. That's so crazy.

Jack: But he was probably having some sort of panic attack.

Cristina: Do you know how long he was lost?

Jack: No, I have no idea.

Cristina: It's so crazy.

Jack: People do weird things, man. We're weird and impulsive, but that doesn't. Weird and impulsive, but that doesn't make us any different because so are animals.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Animals tend to be weird and impulsive too.

Cristina: Like, cats.

Jack: I don't know if cats are impulsive. I would say, like, dogs are impulsive, mainly. I mean, if it was, like, between cats and dogs, I'm sure there's like. Like, squirrels are probably really heavily impulsive.

Cristina: I don't know. Oh, squirrels, maybe. I don't know. I feel like cats are more than dogs. I don't know.

Jack: More impulsive.

Cristina: I don't know. They're all random.

Jack: Dogs don't think things through too heavily while cats are, like, kind of watch and make a plan.

Cristina: Okay. Because, like, cats do things like. Then again, it might be on purpose. Like, when they walk right in front of you, like, it's kind of, yeah, you're gonna get tripped, but also they're gonna get hurt. Are they doing that to trip you up? Do they realize they're also gonna get hurt? Do they not care? What's wrong with these cats?

Jack: I don't know, man. That doesn't Even make sense. There are. None of it makes sense. None of it. There's about 200 condors in the world. Yeah, there's about 200 condors in the world.

Cristina: Is that a bird?

Jack: Yeah, it's a big black like, like desert bird.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I guess it doesn't necessarily have to be in the desert, but it's usually find it in the desert anyways. Big black bird. About 200 of them in the world, most of them in the US and this one time some time ago, some lady called the police and they needed to call some emergency services to go to her house because out of those 200 condors of them were hanging out on her porch. They don't understand why. It has become quite a complicated scientific mystery considering condors in general hang out alone.

Cristina: But they're all hanging out.

Jack: But they were all on her porch.

Cristina: Did they find out why?

Jack: No, it's just a weird thing that happened some. This one time.

Cristina: That is so crazy. Yeah, maybe one of them died on there and they're all just having their. Yes.

Jack: I mean that's interesting. Elephants do that.

Cristina: So it's possible.

Jack: It is possible. And birds are really intelligent. Birds have this kind of ridiculously high intellect and some of them have the capacity to mess with humans on quite a good sophisticated level. So it's possible they're having mourning sessions.

Cristina: Or maybe they're getting revenge. Maybe she killed one of them.

Jack: Oh, that'd be nuts. I mean, yeah, some birds are known to hold grudges as well. Like crows. Yeah, just hanging out, messing with the same person over and over just because. F*** you.

Cristina: Yes. I wonder if that monkey war is still going on where the monkeys are killing all the dogs and then it just spread out to other countries and.

Jack: Yeah, it's crazy.

Cristina: And the monkeys probably don't even remember why they're killing dogs. But they still kill dogs.

Jack: Yeah. Now it's just a thing. It went beyond the we're killing dogs because of this specific thing. And now it's just. Well I've since I was born, we just fight. My grand, my grandfather's grandfather knows why we fight now. We just fight because it's what we've done.

Cristina: I'm sure it didn't last that long. Like it can't be still going on. It's got to be like one month of war in the end. Like eventually they're like eh, let's move on to something else.

Jack: But nah, because they're born and taught this by their families, there's no reason it should be worked out. If they're maybe even getting food from some of these dead monkeys.

Cristina: This dead dog, you think they're eating the dogs?

Jack: Some of them probably eating the dogs. F****** monkeys.

Cristina: I don't know. I'm gonna look up this story. You gotta find out what's happening.

Jack: You know what we need to find out? We need to learn about these monkeys.

Cristina: I will eventually.

Jack: Yeah. This is weird. Just. This is how Earth, just. Great planet. Great planet. It is. It's been having a panic, bro. That's a pan. That's part of the panic attack. How weird is it that there's just an infinite war happening between dogs and monkeys?

Cristina: It's a one sided war.

Jack: I guess it is.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's just a bunch of. But that's crazy anyways.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's just a bunch of monkeys out here murdering dogs because one dog might.

Cristina: Have accidentally killed a monkey.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or maybe purposely, who knows? But it was just one dog.

Jack: And now they're out there killing all the dogs. Yeah. How is that any different than the whole Ukraine, Russia problem?

Cristina: What?

Jack: People killing people for no reason.

Cristina: They have their reasons, I'm guessing.

Jack: Do the. I wonder if the soldiers have their reasons. If they're just following order. I mean, I guess that's the reason.

Cristina: That is the reason. Yes.

Jack: It's work, bro. It pays the bills.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What if that's crazy, dude. We go, we sign up 18 years old, fresh. Oh, yeah, I'm so fresh. Sign up.

Cristina: When you're doing it that young, you're doing it for fun.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sign weirdo work, you sign the paperwork.

Cristina: Disturbing person.

Jack: You do the thing and you're like, oh yeah, this is culty. As we gotta follow a regimen, think a certain way, behave a certain way. It's brain. Blatant brainwashing. It's a point. The brainwashing is the point at the beginning.

Cristina: Yeah. It is cold.

Jack: Yeah. And we support each other no matter what. You're a soldier forever. This is harder than a gang, brother. Anywhere in the country you go, we know. And so we basically joined this cult.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because we need money. It's a job.

Cristina: Yes. And.

Jack: And the cult straight up says, go out there and shoot people. And we're like, well, you know, I said, I told the cult, I'll do whatever it wants me to. So I'm gonna go out there and shoot people and it's gonna give me money.

Cristina: Yeah. It's the legal way of shooting people.

Jack: It's a legal gang.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Whoa. Gangs are also cults.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We follow, we get Together because we believe in the same ideology. We do the same s***. And if you don't believe in the ideology, but you want to be here, we can beat it into you. We can do. To train you into the ideology. It's fine. You can become one of us if you're not already.

Cristina: That's a gang.

Jack: Gangs.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You become one of us, we join the game, we jump you in. We're gonna do everything. It's all the same s***. What's the difference between that and f****** military?

Cristina: Oh, crap. It's all cults.

Jack: It's all cults. Everything is a cult. Politics are cults. Everything is a cult for sure.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Even the beauty industry is a cult.

Cristina: The beauty industry.

Jack: The beauty industry is a cult, like, for sure, for sure. The way they try to market certain things. And the people who are interested in the beauty industry, you know, this is what's in fashion. Oh, I need to get what's in fashion, because that's what the beauty industry said I need to do.

Cristina: I guess there are really people who do that.

Jack: I'm assuming that's right.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: I can't just be in. Stereotypes are based on something, right?

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: So it has to be to some degree, Right. We might not know them, but I'm sure that's a thing.

Cristina: That's probably a thing. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, whatever. So it's just probably the thing. But yeah. So the beauty industry itself is weird culty thing. All versions of it, too. Because there's rich people too, right? Rich people are way culty. There's like the whole, like, social contract that they follow. We be. We also behave a certain way. You know, we. Us rich people up here, us elitists, we go to certain places. If you don't go to these places, if you're, like, hanging out with the poor people or doing this kind of thing, you know, you're not cool the way we are in our yachts and stuff. You can't be peasanting around where we're elites. And so there's definitely behaviors, right? Oh, your father launders money and that's how he's rich. Well, I can't rat. I mean, still, you can't rap people out as three rules anyways. But, you know, things like that, that happen at all times. That's a cult. They're following this sort of what? We behave different because we're special.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah. I guess that is a cult. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. It's crazy. And I guess going back to the beauty and the rich people, if you were to merge those two. There's this. You know the people who go so far into it that they alter their faces.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's like I need my. There's an exact way that lips should look, even if it will look weird on my body. There's an exact set of dimensions that somebody put somewhere that the perfect set of lips are.

Cristina: And everyone does it.

Jack: See? So I'm gonna get those exact lips, even if it looks weird and crazy on me.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And the eyebrows. There's an exact perfect shape. I looked it up. It's an exact number. All the women are doing it in the circle that I'm in, so I need to get it too. It can't be the only one who doesn't have the thing. But then what happens? Everybody looks exactly the same.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And behaves exactly the same. They're altering their body for this cult.

Cristina: Yes, I see that. Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: The same makeup, same hairstyle.

Jack: Yes. It's so much stranger when you do it to your animals.

Cristina: What? I understand doing it to you, but what does it even mean to do it to your animals?

Jack: So there was a beauty competition for animals? Yes. For. Specifically for camels.

Cristina: For camels. I was thinking dogs. This is weird. Okay. Camels.

Jack: Well, it's less weird if I tell you it's in Saudi Arabia.

Cristina: Okay, Right.

Jack: So it's. It's a little less weird.

Cristina: Sure.

Jack: So in Saudi Arabia, there was a competition.

Cristina: Beauty.

Jack: A beauty contest for camels. For camels. It's a normal beauty contest.

Cristina: Someone cheated with surgery.

Jack: So 40 camels were banned because they were found to have had Botox to make them look sexier for the judges of the beauty contest.

Cristina: Like in their face. Their humps. Like, where are these?

Jack: In their face? Yes.

Cristina: Oh, in their face. Okay.

Jack: Given Botox in their lips and in their cheeks to make them look younger and sexier for the vision.

Cristina: How many camels were in scalp competition that 40 of them were cheating?

Jack: I don't know. But that was it.

Cristina: 40 camels and, like, all of them were cheating? Or was it hundreds of camels?

Jack: Like, it was definitely enough that 40 were cheating.

Cristina: That's so ridiculous. That's a ridiculous story.

Jack: Most stories are ridiculous. What story isn't? What? What? Tell me a story that isn't. There you go.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: What's a non ridiculous story?

Cristina: I don't know. There's no non. Ridiculous story. I don't know. There's a magic baby that people worship. I don't know.

Jack: There's a magic baby. Oh, yeah. I guess. Yeah, I guess so. I never really thought about that. Because they did worship him as the magic baby at the beginning too. He was a magic baby who then just became some carpenter. And they're like, oh yeah, not kill him. We were wrong. Kill him.

Cristina: That's not what happened.

Jack: It's totally what happened. He was a magic baby and the kings worshiped him and then he was a carpenter and like we were wrong come the carpenter.

Cristina: I mean the kings were like that. No, I don't know where they were in the story. They came, they said hi and then they left.

Jack: The kings of what? Right? Like are they kings who crown them? Are they like their lineage? They came over here.

Cristina: No one knows where. I don't know. Maybe the story includes the locations, but.

Jack: I doubt he came from here. He came from there. It's like, okay, so if we were. There's documents, bro, there's documents. So if you're telling me that this king from that place were they just.

Cristina: Referred to as three kings. No, they have to have names, right?

Jack: Names and like he was someone. It can't just be a king. Came from where? Dude, came from where?

Cristina: They just traveled from far away.

Jack: Yeah, kings came from far away lands.

Cristina: It took them three days.

Jack: I dare the Bible to say that. No way. It can't just say the kings came from faraway lands.

Cristina: Yes, on a three day trip. Was it three days? I don't know.

Jack: No, I think you're thinking of the three days after Jesus died before he came back as like a vampire or a zombie or whatever he is.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So they did not take a three day trip to see him. They took a long time or. No, it wasn't like they were just there.

Jack: No, I think they got lost in the desert and they followed the north Star or something.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess they didn't get lost because they were just following the north star.

Jack: Which doesn't make sense if they were following it because it was north. Unless they were in the south, I guess.

Cristina: Right, but how does that tell them where Jesus is?

Jack: I don't know. That story really doesn't kind of hold a lot of water when you really think about it. But that's how the Bible works, essentially. Don't think about it too hard. But that being said, they came from Africa.

Cristina: I don't know. They could go they from it. I don't know.

Jack: Coming to Jerusalem. You're coming to Jerusalem?

Jack: That's in the Middle East. You follow the North Star. The star in the north. You came from south. Otherwise it would not have led you to Jesus. It would have led you elsewhere. If you were left of Jesus and you followed the North Star, then you went, I don't know, to India.

Cristina: You know, I think they just made up stories of where they came from. This is, I think that Persia, India, Arabia. How close is that to Jesus?

Jack: That's all the Middle East.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's pretty close. Yeah.

Cristina: Are they close to each other? How did they end up next to each other?

Jack: It's not possible that these guys showed up on the same day. That's just not possible. I don't know if it said they.

Cristina: Showed up on the same day.

Jack: I know that they were there.

Cristina: It seemed like they were traveling together though, the whole time.

Jack: Which makes less sense if they're from these three. I'm gonna go like a month ahead of time to this other unrelated country to pick up Bob. And then me and Bob are gonna go to this second unrelated country to me and first unrelated country to Bob to pick up Steve. And then the three of us, because we're buddies like that, we're just buddy kings, you know, we're gonna travel up north to see baby Jesus. But never mind that. Chances are we are surrounding the area that we are going to go to anyways. So we probably cross paths with where we're headed. And it's probably been shorter had we all just gone to the middle or something, but okay.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know if that story makes sense. I mean, it doesn't need to make sense, does it?

Jack: It doesn't need to make sense. Most stories don't make sense and their.

Cristina: Gifts are lame anyway.

Jack: But where are their gifts?

Cristina: It's like, here's a cup gold and some plants.

Jack: I mean, it depends on what scale do you mean, right? So you're like, this is useless. But what if that gold instantly made him rich, right? Like a specific kind of gold is.

Cristina: Like, oh, what if it was just one little gold coin though?

Jack: That's total garbage. Then he's a douchebag. But what if it's a really. It's like they don't know how expensive it is, but it's way ahead of his time. And in like 10 years, they'll discover the material and he's like, I'm this good. Gives it to the baby Jesus for 10 years. Baby Jesus is like, yeah, my cool little medallion thing. And then boom, they discover it in his area. And he's like, holy crap. Like, the dude gave me a coin. It's I'm filthy. Rich.

Cristina: It looks like they just gave him crap to me, though.

Jack: Yes. Total dirt.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: He just showed up in here. Baby.

Cristina: Where you come from.

Jack: Yes. You are the messiah. Dirt to face, doof.

Cristina: I don't know. It's smelly there. I think they're. They're, like, used for incest. Is that what it's called?

Jack: But, like, what if it changed their lives? So they discovered this dirt, and then they discover lavender. Lavender incense. And then boom, everybody's chill. Thus making the society more accepting of baby Jesus. Boom. And then that coin. So you got the coin, the gold, right? You gave him the gold coin? It's just one coin. It seems dumb until they discover that type of gold in the area and he's a millionaire instantly. And then the other guy, he gave you the plant. But this plant. Oh, it's for his people. They use it for everything. They heal everything. But you don't know this yet, but your people slowly catch up. Studying your plant, put it everywhere. Now all your people are healthy all the time as compared to other people. So these three kings preemptively made a paradise around baby Jesus.

Cristina: You think Jesus did anything with these things?

Jack: H***, no. I am so sure that all of that disappeared when these people had to run for their lives immediately following that.

Cristina: What? Mary had to run for her lives, her life.

Jack: There's no way that a cult of people gathered in a barn to worship a baby and people literally traveled from outside, made kind of a lot of noise about this baby.

Cristina: People must have freaked out.

Jack: People must have freaked the f*** out. They had to get the h*** out of there. The reality of the matter is they had to leave. There was a lot of noise about the next Messiah, and clearly we can tell because it eventually took place. They. They're not fond of that thought.

Cristina: It sounds like a cult of people just worshiping a baby. It sounds kind of scary. That's like little horror movie things.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. If you took this out of context and just showed me this thing without telling me it had anything to do with Jesus. A bunch of people go into a dark bar surrounded by farm animals, ladies screaming, it's raining outside. Thunder. And the people just gathered, Gathered, Excited, excited. Strangers, people in robes. And people dress weird. Just like a ghost. Bros, head to toe in just like a ghost outfit. I'm like a pope. These kings dressed in gowns and robes, this weird culty gathering, excited about the baby. Then they hold the baby up. Everybody's like, oh, yeah, it's God. She gave birth to God. Look at it.

Cristina: Yes, go.

Jack: God's right there in front of us. We're all chosen to be here and see it happen. Oh, my God.

Cristina: And we got him gifts.

Jack: And we brought him gifts. We brought God gifts. He's gonna be so happy with us.

Cristina: Yeah. So creepy.

Jack: Totally creepy. Dude. This is just real.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: People believe this happened. And they're like, yeah, we're cool with it.

Cristina: Disturbing.

Jack: And then we go and pretend we drink blood and eat human flesh. It's chill, bro.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's chill. All we do is worship and try to eat them. Hopefully one day I eat one of these little bread flakes and it tastes like skin. And I'm like, oh, I've crossed over. I truly believe now. My faith is. Yes, My faith is so solid, I can taste the flesh. Wow, this cup tastes like blood.

Cristina: That's disturbing.

Jack: The blood of Jesus. He's communicating with. He's trying to be so close to me right now. It's a cup of blood. It's not. Everybody drank it. They're like, it tastes like wine. They tasted. Oh, my God. It tastes just like blood. It must be Jesus blood. Little do you know, that's the moment you're having, like, a stroke or something.

Cristina: You're like bleeding in your mouth and you're tasting your own blood because you.

Jack: Also ate the flesh. So you just, like, bit you. So you did it in that order. You took the cookie and you're like, maybe you did drugs or something.

Cristina: You did yourself mad.

Jack: Yeah, you just did drugs or something. And you're like, you're not feeling things too well. And you eat the bread and then blam. Take a piece of your tongue. But you don't even know. Wow, this is gummy. This is fleshy. Oh, my God. Is it happening? Am I connecting to God right now? And then afterwards, you take the wine and you pour it, but the wine is alcohol, so it's thinning your blood and making your tongue bleed more. And so you got something gummy, which is just a chunk of your tongue, and your mouth feels like blood. And you throw that wine in there and it tastes more like blood. And you're like, what? What? I'm. I'm in God gasming.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Oh, that's a good word. I'm godgasming. Isn't that when people like, oh, yes, bro, that's a godgasm.

Cristina: Godgasm. It's the opposite of being. What's it called?

Jack: Possessed.

Cristina: Possessed. There you go.

Jack: Oh, my God. A godgasm is the opposite of possession.

Cristina: It's almost the same.

Jack: It's almost the same thing. It's almost the same thing.

Cristina: There's something possessing you in both cases, though, right?

Jack: God isn't possessing you. He's touching you.

Cristina: That's not better. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Now he's just coming in contact with your private Soul. Yeah. Yes, 100%. The Godgasm. The greatest thing ever made was a godgasm. Was a God gasm. I mean, based on how people are behaving, it must be astounding, right? The craziest thing is that these people gathered in this barn, hidden in a dark, rainy, stormy night, presumably. I don't know if that's true. You know, I'm just adding scenery here, but, you know, it's raining and stormy and they're hiding in the dark because electricity didn't happen. So they had like a lantern just highlighting the v***** of this woman as she lays on the floor. A bunch of people just staring dead at.

Cristina: And they're like, yeah, that does look like a version of v*****.

Jack: Yeah, it does looks. It checks out. It checks out. And then the baby is born. And the craziest part about this is everybody in that room is hoping to get a God gas. They. They want to be possessed by God and him earned, Touched. They want God tingles. They want a God gasm after God tingles them a little.

Cristina: That sounds so wrong.

Jack: That's what they want. They want to be one with God. They want God inside them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're hoping that baby.

Cristina: That's so disturbing.

Jack: They're like, that baby is gonna be inside me one day. I'm feel him inside me. And it's gonna be great. It's gonna. It's gonna feel like pure love.

Cristina: Disturbing.

Jack: It's gonna feel like pure love. That baby's gonna be inside me and it's gonna feel like pure nothing. Pure loving goodness. Pure loving goodness.

Cristina: This is all horrible.

Jack: That baby right there. And then king one nudges arm of king two, and he's like, right? And king two is like, yeah, this is gonna be great. That baby's gonna. We're gonna be one with that baby.

Cristina: That's disturbing.

Jack: No, like what you say. You said let's feel like pure loveness. I agree. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Pure, pure loveness. Pure loveness.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. You love it. That's what they want. They're begging for it. They will literally die for it.

Cristina: They gave some crappy gifts.

Jack: They were solving his life's problems. It's not Jesus's fault that he was born with an Average IQ and didn't solve these issues.

Cristina: What issues?

Jack: Whatever issues the gifts were meant to solve. One was poverty, the other one was medicine. And the other one was like, you haven't figured out what dirt is yet. Here's some dirt. You know, here's a plant that'll heal all your ailments forever.

Cristina: Planet growing to warn him about climate change.

Jack: Yes. If you. I guess. Can you imagine. That's the real wisdom of that one years. He's supposed to live forever.

Cristina: All three, if you add them together. It's a warning about climate change.

Jack: It's a warning about.

Cristina: Yes. The gold is gonna be the greed that ruins the earth, which is the dirt. And the plants are gonna die off. And that's why there's plants involved. And oh my God.

Jack: I guess can. D***. The Three Kings knew about climate change.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they were hoping the Messiah could. To solve it.

Cristina: Yes. That's all it was about.

Jack: That's all it was about. The Three Kings knew that God is about to be born. Let us bring us. Let us bring him our problems.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Our society is collapsing because of poverty. I'm going to give him money and he's going to figure out how to solve this problem. Next place comes, our people cannot grow the medicine that we need. So I'm gonna give it to the. God. To God. God's gonna be born. I'll give it to God and he's gonna figure out how to make this plant grow. And yes, it's gonna come. He's gonna hit baby Jesus with dirt. He's gonna say, here's dirt. Everybody had wishes. I don't have, like, I got dirt. Here's some dirt. And maybe you can make this dirt awesome the way you can make that other stuff awesome, bro. Like whatever, just give me.

Cristina: He's just a lazy one.

Jack: Yeah, give me something cool. And so they were all coming because they believed truly at the bottom of their heart that he is going to solve their problems. And then he just became a carpenter instead. So then they put a hit on him. They're like, it's third. It's 30 years.

Cristina: They have nothing to do with.

Jack: It's been 30 years. And he did not. I mean, they had to be old, right? They're kings.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: So each one of them is what, like 12? The oldest person alive at that point.

Cristina: Yes. And then that 20, they d die.

Jack: Yeah. So so this. These guys somehow now 60 or 80 or whatever, they're dead.

Cristina: They're now 60, they're 40 and they die.

Jack: And Jesus starts preaching and they're like you.

Cristina: And on their deathbeds, you, you still.

Jack: You'Re tell, you're now talking about you being God. It's your 30 year old birthday and you're just out there talking about being God. And you still have not solved my problems. My people are starving, we are dying because the money has collapsed. And you didn't figure it out. Go kill Jesus. And then the other guy was also like, you have not solved the diseases that my people have been plagued with. God, go kill him. And then the other guy's like, my dirt is the same it's been since I gave you some of it. And the dirt hasn't changed. Somebody go kill him. And then there wasn't an episode, epic John Wick battle, where Jesus is John Wick and he's fighting the three greatest assassins sent in by the Three Kings, who were formerly believers but are now just Jesus's greatest rivals.

Cristina: Jesus is about is Baba Yaga.

Jack: Jesus Yaga, they call him.

Cristina: That name doesn't even make sense.

Jack: Yes, it totally does not.

Cristina: But I love it.

Jack: Truly an overpowered witch.

Cristina: But no, no to all of this.

Jack: Yes, it doesn't really make sense. I don't know what the h*** those kings. All the plot holes, bro. All the plot holes that exist. It's phenomenal.

Cristina: It's human.

Jack: It's human. I mean, look, what's the ultimate premise here? We know that computers can't imitate being human. And we know that humans are still sometimes very similar to animals.

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: But we can use computers to imitate animals, can we? Perfectly, sometimes. So why can't we imitate humans if humans are no different than animals? There is some exceptionality to humans. There's something weirder about us and it shouldn't like, yeah, we have a bigger brain and we exercise that and that's how we survive. That's no different than the animal that figured out speed stats or the one that like went all in on strength or something. You know, we just went all in on brain. We're slow and like fragile and anything will kill us. But we're so smart, we alter our world. Yeah, great, whatever. That's still nature. Why can't we create a computer that can imitate it perfectly?

Cristina: Or have we? Since that guy from Google said that thing like, who knows, maybe there are robots out there that are fully sentient. Yes.

Jack: I don't know, man.

Cristina: And they're all around us and they're just watching us or writing to us, who knows? Or calling us.

Jack: I don't Know, man, You think we're truly kids. Crazy, right? That means that the scale of humanity is. It's so vast because we got geniuses. Geniuses with the capacity without even understanding what consciousness is. Being able to generate consciousness. We learned how to create consciousness before we know what it is. Powerful. We don't even know what the universe is. And we can alter it already. That's weird. Weird.

Cristina: We don't need to know.

Jack: We don't need to know. We don't need to know. We can, but that's problematic. That's how we f*** s*** up.

Cristina: But yes.

Jack: Yeah. You know, if we not understanding the rules before, we're trying to break them. And the golden rule is learn it and then break it. But learn it.

Cristina: We definitely don't do that.

Jack: We don't do that. We don't do that. But, you know, we got smart people breaking reality.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Generating entire universe. Many tiny universes the size of our own universe in infinitesimally small points and then taking a snapshot of that information to then dissect later. What. What we do.

Cristina: That's insane.

Jack: We do that. Whoa. That's crazy as h***. But then we also have the level of intellect. Kind of like this one time that Shakira was just at an airport and then she was around a bunch of people who were swarming her plane after she had just gotten down. And they were so mesmerized by Shakira and blown away by the fact that she was there, that directly next to her, 2, 3ft to the side, a boar was stealing her luggage. And everybody was kind of just amazed at like, wow, look at the boar. Steel. Shakira's luggage. Wow. A.

Cristina: A boar, like a pig.

Jack: Yes. Was stealing her luggage. And people were standing around, hands that it was happening to Shakira.

Cristina: Was she saying anything like, hey, someone, my luggage is.

Jack: She's just like, you got nobody. Is this real? Is this even happening?

Cristina: This is really happening. What is he doing?

Jack: It must be so weird to be a celebrity and consistently see the hole in the Matrix, right?

Cristina: Yeah. Yes. But there's a boar stealing your lug. That's even more.

Jack: That's weirder than what the humans are doing.

Cristina: Yes. Like they're doing what they do. But why is there a bore stealing Earth luggage? What? That is weirder. I don't know. Yeah.

Jack: Everybody was just quietly watching it happen. Nobody was talking or cheering. Just standing there watching it just like.

Cristina: That is so crazy. But NPCs, yo.

Jack: For real. For real. They are totally NPCs. It is so weird. It's so weird, dude.

Cristina: They saw a celebrity and were more distracted by her than the weird, weird thing that was happening.

Jack: Being a celebrity has to be so strange.

Cristina: It's gotta be like, there could have been an alien next to her. And they're like, no, but look, she came.

Jack: Yeah, dude, straight up, like, you gotta understand. We're looking at how weird they are in this one incident that somebody made a comment about it, which was Shakira. This is. She was like. She posted online or something about it. Like, are you people crazy? Like, what Was that moment real? Was this a real thing? And like, when you think about it, when you really think about it being like these mega celebrities did, you're always watching humanity devolve into their primal, animalistic ways. Just walking by them. You just watch intellect drop to zero and instinct take over.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Whoa. You're just another f****** person. But something about your job choice in life affects another person's entire being where.

Cristina: They forget that you're human.

Jack: Yes. And you're just walking by people and turning them primal.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. That's so weird. It's so weird. It's kind of disturbing.

Jack: It's so strange. So freaking weird. How are you getting this? How weird is it? But also, like, she's already has to be like a magnet for this, right?

Cristina: Yes, but what. That's all ridiculous. Like, boys are dangerous. What if she. The bore. Her. Her. Would have anyone have done anything? Would they have then done something? That's ridiculous.

Jack: Yeah, but, man, that's weird because at that point there. So she's being watched and she's used to being watched and still had to make a comment about how weird this was. So what is she not like. What is she numb to at this point? You know, how much weird s*** does she see that it took that level of like a whole other creature had to be involved in how weird this moment was.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And she's. Then we hear about it. Then we hear somebody comment. We don't hear celebrities every day be like, oh, yeah, there was a bunch of people standing outside my house simply because I live here. Just. I just live here. And that's why there's people outside. Who am I? I'm a guy. What do I do? I have a job. And because I have a job, there's people outside my f****** house waiting to see if they can look at me. Just once. They're gonna go, get off on having looked at me.

Cristina: A lot of. What's this? That security? No. Well, yeah, security, but also when you don't want people around you on a certain.

Jack: Oh, like warrants. Not warrants. I know we're talking. Dan. That word would come to me instantly.

Cristina: I know.

Jack: A restriction.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You're so close or something.

Cristina: Oh, it's right there. It's right in the edge of my mind.

Jack: That thing.

Cristina: That thing where, like someone's stalking you. You have that thing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: So that they can keep away from your surroundings. Area.

Jack: Exactly. Exactly. They probably. I guess they do. That's so strange.

Cristina: So strange. But they have to. There's some people who are just way too weird.

Jack: D***. And people just want to like be with you by force.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And this again. A person who's used to it. What don't we hear about? Yes, but now flip it. What about people who don't know they're being watched? Because we're watching. In the case of something like Shakira. She's watching humans and she's who we're looking at. That's one of the weird aspects. But what weird things do normal people do when they're not being watched? That would be weird.

Cristina: What the normal people do.

Jack: I mean, I guess a nun isn't a normal person.

Cristina: A what?

Jack: A nun.

Cristina: A nun.

Jack: Yeah. Nun isn't a normal person. And we've had weird things with nuns before. Like the nuns biting people and the nuns meowing.

Cristina: But they're. They're supposed to be normal people. I don't know know why. They're not very normal sometimes.

Jack: They're totally not. But this morbid specific nun is cool.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. She didn't know that there was a camera on a car or something in the area that was recording her. But a nun went into the graveyard and dug out a body and danced with the skeleton on video without knowing she was being recorded though.

Cristina: That's so disturbing. That's not a nun.

Jack: No, it was a nun.

Cristina: That was a nun. What?

Jack: Hot. Dancing with.

Cristina: Does she know this skeleton?

Jack: Don't know.

Cristina: How did she even do it?

Jack: That's a really.

Cristina: Did they watch her dig it out? Break the thing it was in?

Jack: I don't. I'm not entirely sure. I know. She shows up and is eventually dancing with the skeleton.

Cristina: It's gotta be a fake skeleton. She just keeps saying the grave. I don't know. There's no way she actually dug out a dead body.

Jack: And no way the skeleton would hold together if it was real either.

Cristina: Yeah. So I think it was a fake skeleton.

Jack: It could have been.

Cristina: It's so weird. It's so weird. But it's less weird. No, it's equally weird.

Jack: But now my question is, how often does weird s*** like that happen? Right?

Cristina: Yeah. Just weird activities that you feel like doing.

Jack: Yeah. People don't normally do in front of other people. And like 99% of every human doesn't get shared with the outside world.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're just s*** you keep inside your head. But like, for a normal person, what's like the craziest s*** they have in their head that doesn't get actualized?

Jack: But if they could. If everything you could do and wanted to do wouldn't be judged or punished, you'd do everything. What thing would most people do? Ooh, interesting question.

Cristina: Most people do.

Jack: Yeah. What thing would most people do if there'd be zero judgment and if everything was nonsense, unpunishable, Walk around naked?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: A lot of people would do that. I think a lot of people would also rape.

Cristina: Oh my God.

Jack: Yeah. But it would get dark. A lot of people would rape. Like a lot of the rape. We know where it's going. It's horrible.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Priests. Oh God. Friend frenzy. Frenzy. Oh. All the priests running out of all the Catholic churches just high fiving each other. It's. It's time, boys.

Cristina: That's the servant. Okay.

Jack: They're like this. We've been doing this for so long and now God has given us our gift. Let's go out. We prayed for everything, for us, for what we want. And now it's granted. Let's go. No, they high five Bob and Steve. The priest high five minute here and they're like. Yeah. And then there's like that priest names.

Cristina: Are Bob and Steve.

Jack: Everybody's name is Bob. But they high five in midair. There's like a snapshot of them in the middle of the high five. And then 80s music starts playing.

Cristina: That's awful.

Jack: Credits start rolling and then, you know, credits finished. We get a marvel moment where you're like hit the hidden scene, you know. And it's right after they finish the high five and they land. And then the camera starts turning as they turn to. So they're looking at like wherever they just came out of the church or whatever. And the camera starts turning to the opposite side of the church. Church. They're looking at the church too. We were looking at their backs.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And so the camera's turning to see. And they're also slowly turning. And by the time they're turned fully, the camera's behind them again.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And what they're looking at is the Preschool across the street.

Cristina: Oh, I knew preschool or something. Why? Why?

Jack: Can't make everything not judgeable or punishable.

Cristina: So that's not why.

Jack: D***. It Would immediately go there. And not just priests. It would just.

Cristina: A lot of people do weird things. Weird things that people do.

Jack: Like, that lady will be a lot of that too.

Cristina: Anything horrible. She was just doing something weird.

Jack: She was. For sure. And the majority is gonna be just weird things.

Cristina: Yes. But like, why rape?

Jack: Because for some reason, that's a real common thing. That's real common. That's nuts. At least. I mean, it depends on our definition of rape, I suppose. But that's too deep into the weeds, you know?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It would really rely heavily on that. But no, I'm pretty sure murder and rape are at like, the top of the list for a lot of people. This is like, what? I want to know what it feels like, man.

Cristina: Yes. I want to know how it feels like being inside a dog.

Jack: Yeah, somebody's gonna do that. Nobody's gonna judge me. Zero judgment. And I know factually there's gonna be zero judgment.

Cristina: No.

Jack: You know how many people are gonna do that?

Cristina: Kind of be weird, like tasting weird food or something.

Jack: Other people who are like, I remember that video about the guy getting f***** by the horse. Ever since I've wanted to get f***** by a horse, but I know he would get judged because I myself judged him. Even if I'd like to get f***** by a horse too. But judgment ceased to be a thing. So I'm gonna go buy a horse. Nobody's gonna judge me for buying a horse. Then I get f***** by my horse, and nobody's gonna judge me for that. That. So, yes, there's be a lot of weird s*** happening in every direction. All kinds of messed up. Somebody's is gonna be like, man, I miss out on the toilet paper. Buying a ton of toilet paper just to have that experience. People got their college experience, people got there. Their prom experience.

Cristina: You know what I would say I.

Jack: Have not experienced the panic. Buying them so many just go and buy a ton of toilet paper.

Cristina: Is that what you're gonna do?

Jack: Buy all the toilet paper?

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Just totally kill the toilet paper in one store.

Cristina: So ridiculous.

Jack: That's nuts. Would it. What would they do? I wonder if you could restart the. The panic by doing something random like that. If there's enough cameras and enough people that if you get like, just enough actors and you guys agree, right? You get together and you're like, look, we're gonna go. We're gonna scramble through the store, like, s***'s about to hit the fan. And we're just gonna tell people, I'm just getting ready. Anytime they ask, I'm just getting ready. Like you're scared. I'm just getting ready. Leave me alone. I'm in a rush. And all five of these homies decide that's what you're gonna do and say. And so they really race into a store slowly. They don't come in together, but they.

Cristina: Don'T have to just buy toilet paper. Or they are.

Jack: They're gonna throw a crap ton of toilet paper, but they're gonna get cans of food and stuff too. You know, make it convincing. Yeah, but a crap ton of toilet paper. I guess it doesn't even have to be. Screw toilet paper. I want to restart the chaos. So these resend. These five people, and they start grabbing things and start behaving all frantic, but they're not giving anybody any information.

Cristina: How long before are they, like, saying, I'm getting ready?

Jack: Yeah, they're saying, I'm getting ready. Somebody asked them what's. What's the thing? But they don't even come together. You know, we send one, we send the next one a little later. Eventually, we make them overlap. So it looks more like the first one goes in, then leaves. The second one comes in and is there 30 minutes, but 15 minutes in the set, the next one comes in. So, you know, it looks like more is happening.

Cristina: Yeah, the.

Jack: For the last three, they're gonna show up when one of them. For the last two, they're gonna show up when the third one is still there. That's three people in panic. And so how long before there's. Yeah, a sixth person just starts grabbing toilet paper and food and can't. I see people getting ready, and they're not telling me what the f*** it's for. But you know what? I'm not an idiot. If I'm walking down a street.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And I see five people running like something horrible happened over there, am I gonna keep walking down that street? Or my turning around running to probably running. Let's assume this logic applies and that maybe I buy all this s*** for nothing. And it was a stupid thing I did once, but maybe the f****** running from something down the street and I just happened to see it, I'm gonna start running too. Let me start grabbing s***.

Cristina: Okay. So that's how that starts.

Jack: And that's it. Now you got another one. But how long before somebody else has the same thought?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Domino effect. Before long, we don't even know why the h*** any. What are we panicking about? I don't know. Everybody's freaked out and started buying.

Cristina: Yep. I don't know. They'll just relate it to the news somehow. They'll just remember something. Whatever. The last story they saw there was a school shooting. I'm doing this for that.

Jack: Yeah. You know, you're totally right. You're totally right. They're gonna say it's looting or some. We did it because we were trying to make. Because it can't be for no reason. Reason.

Cristina: It can't.

Jack: It can't be. We have to justify and rationalize everything in our minds. So it's definitely going to be that the. It's 100 going to be rationalized and got a grounded. It's got to make sense. This is why I did it. I'm not a drone. A mindless drone. This was a. I planned this behavior.

Cristina: There's going to be storm coming. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Something. Exactly. I was scared for the storm. You guys in here. Oh, maybe the news is wrong, but whatever. I thought it was coming. As humans do. As humans do.

Cristina: I want to do what that lady's doing. I want to get a skeleton, take it to the grave and start dancing with it. That sounds like a fun plan.

Jack: That sounds dope. Right? Like that. That's a weird thing, but it's so poetic somehow. Like a nun dancing in the graveyard with a skeleton is just a poetic thought.

Cristina: Yeah. You just cover the skeleton with their. I think. Right. It can't just be a clean looking.

Jack: It needs to be a convincing skeleton. Yeah, yeah. It can't just be sparkly. It needs to look.

Cristina: Maybe you should keep it sparkly so that you don't get in trouble.

Jack: Or just dig up a skeleton.

Cristina: No, no.

Jack: Just dig up a dead body. It's fine.

Cristina: Who's crazy? That doesn't even sound like an easy thing to do.

Jack: What.

Cristina: A dirty body.

Jack: Grave robbing.

Cristina: Grave robbing doesn't sound easy. Especially because you're specifically looking for a.

Jack: Skeleton grave robbing for a living. I'm sure somebody look. The deep web goes deep. And it's webby. I'm sure something on the webby. Deep web is a place where you can hire a guy to go rob a grave.

Cristina: But how does he know which one's gonna have a skeleton?

Jack: He's educated and researched. Well researched in this area.

Cristina: You just look for the Odyssey body.

Jack: No, he's like, oh, well, this. He's grave robbing for a reason. You're paying him you're not paying him to rob a random grave. That's unrelated to you. You're like, I heard that somewhere down the lineage of my family, there's this really expensive amulet thing, and I need you to go retrieve it. Grave robber guy. And grave robber guys can go do. You can pay him. He can give you the thingy. It's like, I found the thing. Or, hey, I looked in the thing and I never found the thing you were talking about.

Cristina: And I'll get a detective to spy on this gray point to make sure he doesn't steal it.

Jack: Well, no, because more people involved. He has to be a reliable person, right?

Cristina: If I'm finding him online, I don't know, how do I know that he is?

Jack: Oh, maybe he wants further business in the future. And like, if you're already a person who's willing to pay for this kind of service, like, maybe you'll do it again. So, like, I need you to want more work from me.

Cristina: I don't know why I would.

Jack: Like, it's unlikely, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Unless. I don't know. I don't know, man. I guess maybe he has to work for a group of people who specifically find out about dead people who've been buried with things, keep the information long enough, and then go dig up the jewelry that they know. So they got it. Has to be an operation. There has to be a guy in the morgue when they're propping up the body. Or not the morgue, whatever. The funeral home, when they're propping up the body to look right and be displayed how they want to be displayed with the necklaces and rings and maybe some lovely this and some lovely that. And there has to be guy taking note about this and he writes it in his little notebook, takes note. This body. Okay, Watch this. See where it's buried, talks to the boys. Okay, this much crap, this is worth digging up. Because this could go into the bigger pot. Put the body in. This is how many bodies I saw today. They had expensive things we can do. We could build a root, knock down a bunch of bodies, Dirt, fresh. Nobody's even going to know we robbed them. Because we're the people who put them there. We know how to make this look the same way we did. And then by the end of the night, we have a bunch of loot. We've robbed all the dead bodies. By the time bodies decomposed, nobody even knows.

Cristina: Simple.

Jack: Yeah, simple operation. Hit it. Got it.

Cristina: But with a person who's just randomly hiring that person to find jewelry, how do they trust that?

Jack: I mean, the guy is still in business. You have to assume that that other operation he's running, he's still running, running. And that betraying you means you might try to find out and expose whatever is keeping him afloat.

Cristina: How do I know I'm not his first customer?

Jack: Boom. Interesting. And then he's just robbing his first customer. Yeah, he's gonna rob every customer.

Cristina: Yeah, he's just scamming anyone.

Jack: Eventually somebody is gonna try to get back at him, you know?

Cristina: Okay, so you need to be like.

Jack: Go rob this place. And then there's just a person who's gonna kill him. They're waiting. Oh, so he. There's no benefit.

Cristina: There's no benefit.

Jack: Somehow this comes back. Crime is about following rules.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But anyways, that's exactly why AI can't imitate humanity.

Cristina: Because we're insane.

Jack: Yes. We're out of our freaking minds. And we'll pull out a skeleton while being a nun, but for whatever reason, going to a graveyard and dance, because why the f*** not? But a computer, why won't do that? Because it's like. And it can't do that in a way that seems like, yeah, this person would do that if everything feels forced. With a robot.

Cristina: Yeah. They wouldn't do something just randomly. Like, even if it's random, it was a planned random.

Jack: Here's. I figured it out. The reason a robot can't imitate a human is because humans are unpredictable beyond reason, while animals are predictable to a frame fault. So we're having computers imitate the predictable side of animals, not their rational thinking side, which would, in case be the random, chaotic side at the same time, because that's their personality instinct drives other animals too heavily. And in return, a computer struggles to. A computer can imitate the instincts well, but with humans it can't. Because we have this weird ability to ignore an instinct so easily. And a computer creature struggles to emulate that ability. Yes, because it's not a pattern, it's the absence thereof or behavior despite the pattern.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's impossible, even if we are just similar to animals in that we have the ability to add randomness at will. Animals share that with us. But animals also share pattern being their driving force. Like computer. Computer. The computer can imitate the animal, but that's not our driving force anymore.

Cristina: Anymore. Although it does seem like a little bit.

Jack: And it's sprinkled in there, it's still there. It does a lot of things, but it's not like we can behave randomly. You Tell me. I come to you and I'm like, this is a cup. And you're like, no, that's not a cup. But then you can prove to me it's not a cup. I can still choose to ignore that. I can block the information out, you know?

Cristina: I guess.

Jack: Yeah, it's totally rational.

Cristina: Mm. That is. That's very rash, irrational.

Jack: Okay, but computers. Dumb. And they're dumb. Dumber. And humans. Perfect. Anyways.

Cristina: I don't know how, but okay.

Jack: Yeah. But anyways, we're running out of time, and it's. What we basically resolved today is that humans are weird and dumb.

Cristina: That is true.

Jack: And the computers still somehow struggle to imitate the dumb creatures we are.

Cristina: Yeah. How could they imitate? Like, if we had a computer in that crowd looking at Shakira and Navarro, what would it do?

Jack: That's interesting.

Cristina: Why would it, like. I don't know.

Jack: Like, it would freeze up, too. It's the computer. No, that would. That's right. The computer could imitate that moment accurately. Actually.

Cristina: Actually, are you sure?

Jack: I'm pretty sure. The computer would just freeze up too. It'd be like, what the do I do? So it's that the computer can at least imitate dumb people. Oh, you know, like, it couldn't imitate Shakira's reaction. She was like a thinking human there who's like, what the h*** is going on? But, like, it can't imitate. It could imitate the. The dumb people who were just, like, mesmerized by Ooh, Shakira.

Cristina: I'd be like, oh, why would it be like, ooh, Shakira?

Jack: No, it'd be imitating. It knows that's what people would do. And it's easy to imitate because it takes not a lot of work. It's just like, let me do nothing now.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: You know, so yeah, computer is sharp. Conditionally. Anyways. Anyways, we're super out of time, you guys. You can, you know, see social stuff, talk to us, send us messages, learn about things, maybe listen to collection and stuff on social stuff on platforms and junk of that nature. You know, things and stuff. So you can do that at Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok. @ JustConvopod.

Cristina: Remember to subscribe, rate, and review the show.

Jack: Yeah. Leave us some stars. Be like, this show's great. Good stars. Or be like, this show sucks. Good stars.

Cristina: Let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yeah, word of mouth. It's very useful. Tell people about how we have proven today objectively, with nothing but science experiments rather than objective opinion. I mean subjective opinion that we have proven that computers are inferior to humans and cannot imitate the superior human intellect.

Cristina: Of course, of course. This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks watching for for listening. Bye.

Jack: Oh, the bean itself is the seed.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Plant beans and they will grow, becoming plants such as green beans becoming bean sprouts. Interesting. So a bean is self reproducing and.

Cristina: You'Re saying nuts aren't.

Jack: What the. Okay, usually. Okay, so you plant a nut and you get a tree and the tree drops nuts that you can plant, you grow. The only difference is is one is grown up, the other is grown down. And most peanuts have shells and most beans don't. The end.

Cristina: Nuts grow up though. Only peanuts grow down.

Jack: But peanuts grow under. What the f***? So 1. So is a peanut a bean?

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know. Yes. Right. I don't know. It makes no sense. They're very similar.

Jack: It's very similar. Yeah. Wow. Interesting. We learn something every day.

Cristina: Is a peanut considered a bean? Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 177: Tying Up Listeners

Can a knife make any situation scary? What is the definition of alien? And what’s the best way to lasso someone? The duo goes into detail explaining how to best tie up new listeners and force them to listen, but it must be accomplished with a rope. Knife is optional.

Rambling 177: Tying Up Listeners

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  • Tying Up New Listeners
  • Perspectives Changing with a Knives
  • Where Best to Capture a Listener
  • Time Travel to the 80s
  • VCR
  • Fight Club
  • Simulating a Universe
  • Aliens
  • Archive 81 Spoilers
  • Reptilians

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in five, four.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: If you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah, so go. Go get a listening partner with a rope.

Cristina: With a rope? Yeah, with a rope.

Jack: With a rope. You go get a listening partner with.

Cristina: A rope really hard.

Jack: Right. Oh, you got to do it from horseback. Red hashtag.

Cristina: I was thinking just lasso stand, like just standing lasso. But there's got to be many ways you can use a rope.

Jack: Use a rope to tie them up.

Cristina: You, like, stop them some other way and then you tie them up after you.

Jack: Oh, that's fair. Because you're not catching them with the rope. You're.

Cristina: You don't have to. I mean, you can. If you can do that. That just seems hard.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Like maybe you trip them, they fall, and then you tie them. I don't know.

Jack: Or. Or here's a total possibility. You have a, like, cartoon style trap with a rope. I guess not cartoon, because the cartoon is basing it on, like, real hunting tricks.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In which you got like a rope thing connects like a tree.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then it's hidden with, like, leaves.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: And they get caught. And that's by the rope.

Cristina: I guess that works.

Jack: But technically it's also by the trap.

Cristina: So is that a trap or. But they're tied up. That's the important thing.

Jack: Yes. That you tied them up so you could get them to listen.

Cristina: Yes. Why? I don't know. I guess that still seems easier than trying to lasso someone.

Jack: Fair. Fair. Look, if you don't have the hand and eye coordination to lasso somebody, because I'm sure that's skill. Like, I couldn't do that. Or maybe it's incredibly easy.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know. I haven't tried.

Jack: It's astoundingly easy.

Cristina: It could be my mind. It's not that easy. Yeah.

Jack: I have no idea how to do it. Like, I can. I kind of can understand the movement that's causing it, though. It's more about maintaining. There must be a part of the rope that they're holding.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That is holding the rest of it steady. Enough that then when he spins it with his wrists and. Or she, I guess. Not sure why cowboy is. Well, I'm just randomly super sexist. But the, you know, cowboy, whatever. Swinging the rope.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There must be a. Like, something he's holding in staying steady. It's a. There's a trick, a way to hold it. I'm assuming.

Cristina: You're assuming.

Jack: I'm assuming.

Cristina: I don't know. Like, maybe it's not that hard. Because if the person's not. Like what? Like, unless you made it obvious that you're gonna rope up this person. Like, you're just swinging it out of nowhere, running towards the person. Yeah. It's probably gonna be difficult.

Jack: No, hold on. Listen. If that happened, if that moment happened and the person starts to panic. No, that person wouldn't panic. They wouldn't. Because they're not gonna believe that's for them. You know, the real honest reaction is this guy's just swinging a rope.

Cristina: Yeah. So most people, or maybe everyone would get caught because, like, no one believes this person with a rope. Even if they were doing sneaky or not so sneaky, they're not gonna think that rope is for them.

Jack: Yeah, they're not. This.

Cristina: Unless you, like, call out their name and you're gonna tell them, I'm gonna tie you up or something.

Jack: Well, no. Okay.

Cristina: That would be the only way.

Jack: If they were at least a little bit paranoid and you call their name.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they look and they see you swinging the rope. That's definitely about them. But now the next question is, am I going to be roped or is this person who said my name just swinging the rope?

Cristina: Yes. But if the person just says, I'm gonna tie you up, that will make it obvious, and then it'll be difficult to tie up the person.

Jack: So this guy trying to rope the other guy is some sort of, like, typical movie villain?

Cristina: I guess. So this. I'm trying to find out how hard it could get, and it seems pretty easy. Unless you obviously say, like, I think this is way easier than I thought. Like, originally I thought roping someone sounds difficult, but, like, who expects it? So.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Even if they see it, even if.

Jack: Your skill is mediocre with the rope, actually, it would be pretty easy.

Cristina: Yeah. Because no one would imagine that that's your plan.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Unless you say it. I don't know.

Jack: You'd have to. Okay, so you have to tell them that you're gonna rope them. You should send them a letter and be like, on this day, at this time, at this time, I'M gonna rope you.

Cristina: I don't know if they'll believe that letter, though.

Jack: That's the other problem. You see, they think. They're gonna think you sent a freaking letter. Just a troll.

Cristina: Exactly. And then when they see you, they're thinking, this is a joke. You're not really gonna tie me up to listen to this podcast?

Jack: Isn't it kind of crazy how hard it would be to make this difficult because of just how off the wall the situation is?

Cristina: Yes. I don't know. Like what. What could you do to get someone convinced that you're going to do it? I don't know. Maybe if you had a knife with you, I guess some type of weapon. I don't know. You don't plan to use a weapon, whether it's a knife or gun or whatever it is, but you just have it just, you know, to scare the person, to get them to run.

Jack: Fair, fair, fair, fair. Because after you've got them in fear mode.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you start swinging the rope, they're like, this guy's. The knife made it. Serious as f***. Yes, I'm going to tie. Because you already showed them. I'm going to hurt you. Even if you're not gonna hurt them. Danger was alerted.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So I guess. Yeah, I guess the difference of the whole situation. If you say anything with a knife, you're suddenly doing something bad.

Cristina: Yes. So that would frighten them and they would run.

Jack: Okay, let's test this out. Then you tell your friend, laughing, I'm gonna beat you up. And then you laugh. Okay. Your friend is like, okay, this is an idiot. Whatever. Now you go to your friend and you say, I'm gonna beat you up. And you're still laughing, except you're holding a knife.

Cristina: Why are you laughing, though?

Jack: So that he knows it's playful. Well, it's playful at the beginning. I'm beat you up. You know, just like a dumb bro joke.

Cristina: Yes, but the point is to get them scared.

Jack: Yeah, I know. So you're not making them scared there. We established that a knife is enough to make the previous situation. So we're trying to see if we apply the knife again without the rope. Without the rope. Is it the knife? That would convince him of the thing.

Cristina: Factually, your friend and you're laughing. I don't think so.

Jack: Yes, but then if you have a knife.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: When you say it to your friend.

Cristina: Laughing without the laugh, why does that.

Jack: With the laugh. The laugh is still there.

Cristina: No, they're your friend. Why would they think you're you laughing? I'm gonna hurt you. Hahaha. With a knife. Like they will think it's a prank or something.

Jack: So the knife didn't change the situation?

Cristina: Well, the laughing is what's ruining.

Jack: No, listen to me, listen to me. The laughing has to stay because when you don't have the knife, the laughing is there.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Yes. I'm gonna beat you up. Hahaha. Without the knife. Because you're just joking with your friend and you're still joking with your friend. The second time when you say it with the knife, you're still joking with him. You're not gonna do anything to your friend.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You say, I'm gonna beat you up, hahaha. While holding the knife.

Cristina: I guess that's scary. I guess.

Jack: Is it scary now? Is it like, oh s***, he's gonna like beat me up and stab me or something?

Cristina: Yeah, I think so.

Jack: So the knife changed it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So can we use this knife to change any situation?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: But I don't know why the laugh has to be there. If you tell your friend, I'm gonna beat you up and you don't laugh, they'll probably not think you're serious.

Jack: Yeah, I know. Because the idea is that we're running an experiment, essentially, and the experiment is in exactly the same conditions with nothing being changed. Can the knife change the perception of the situation?

Cristina: I just don't understand why there's a laughing.

Jack: Because the laughing exists to convince your friend that you're not gonna do anything to him. If you just walk up and deadpan say, I'm gonna beat you up.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Even if that's your friend, he's like, what the f*** did I do to you, bro? Like, you're already scary. First we have to make it so that he is totally convinced you're not gonna hurt him. And then we're gonna do that same run with a knife in your hand and see if it still looks the same way. Like he's.

Cristina: So the laughing equals the rope or something?

Jack: No, the knife is a rope. The knife is not the rope. Nothing is the rope.

Cristina: Because if he sees you with a rope, he wouldn't take you seriously. He'd think it's a joke.

Jack: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to establish.

Cristina: You laughing would be him taking you not serious because he thinks you're joking. So the laugh is the same thing as the joke. The rope, yes.

Jack: And then the knife. Yeah, you're totally right. And then the knife is supposed to change your perception?

Cristina: Yes. Yeah. So yes, the knife does make the.

Jack: Situation worse, I think, for any situation.

Cristina: For any situation. Yeah. Yes, Anyone. For any situation.

Jack: Even if you mean no harm. You. Okay. So in a situation where the knife would naturally exist. Okay. We're in a kitchen.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And your friend is next to you.

Cristina: Okay. It wouldn't work there.

Jack: And you're peeling an apple with a. Apple with. Not an apple peeler, but, you know, like a knife. Not a knife, a regular peeler.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And you turn to your friend in the kitchen and you say, I'm gonna be up. Hahaha. Okay. He's just. Haha. Okay. It's joking.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now you were peeling the apple with a knife.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then you turn to your friend and you say, I'm gonna beat you up. Hahaha.

Cristina: I don't think he'll take you serious.

Jack: Yeah. You're still joking. Because even if you're holding the knife right now, there's a knife in the situation we've shown you the knife, it must go off, you know?

Cristina: Yes. But the knife is doing something that your friends do. Yeah. So I think that makes it less scary.

Jack: And yeah. Your friend probably doesn't even notice the knife.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because it's so natural to the environment.

Cristina: Yes. So when you're roping your friend, you shouldn't do it. You'd have a knife in a normal situation. I guess you can't rope them in the kitchen.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: No, but I think you still can probably in the kitchen. Because it would be then odd to have the rope in the kitchen.

Jack: Like. No, no, no. Yeah. It's already weird. It's definitely already weird. So there is some, like, level of oddness to this. But if you had the rope at a like, knot tying class.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right. Where it would naturally exist.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's just rope and you're learning to make mountains.

Cristina: Okay. That wouldn't scare anyone. Okay.

Jack: Right. And then you, you tell. Tell your friend I'm gonna rope you.

Cristina: Yeah. They'll think you're joking or something.

Jack: They'll think you're joking, right?

Cristina: Yes. But if you had a knife with.

Jack: You now, if you have a. If you have a knife with you in the rope class, in the rope with the rope with. Normally exist.

Cristina: I think people would be scared.

Jack: Yeah, I think so too. Because you. They don't even think. I don't know. Now they're very confused as to why you have. But wouldn't a knife also exist in that class, like kind of normally, maybe?

Cristina: No, like, I think there's a specific type of, like if it's a giant kitchen knife I don't think, you know, it has to be some kind of knife. That would definitely not be there. Like, there probably is a knife, but it's like very specific to ropes.

Jack: Right, Fair enough. Fair enough.

Cristina: So you have this huge sword like knife.

Jack: Yeah, I at no moment thought about this other than just putting a knife in the kitchen. But I guess we can in theory f*** around with the type of knife that we're talking about. So there's certain knives that could change the situation quickly. If you just have a pocket knife, that's. That's kind of sketchy to some degree.

Cristina: Yeah. Like an outside situation. I don't know if in the rope class, but yeah, outside. Yeah.

Jack: Your location makes a total difference because you could be taking a rope class that has naturally a knife.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But you are taking this class in the middle of a city and you're holding a kitchen knife. The knife has nothing to do with that f****** class. That's the wrong f****** knife. This guy has a f****** kitchen knife in this class.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Whoa.

Cristina: They're gonna be scared now if you.

Jack: Have regular rope cutting knife or whatever is used there. They're like, okay, he's just happens to be holding that knife. And a rope.

Cristina: Yes, and a rope. And he's saying he's gonna tie you up. But you think it's a joke.

Jack: But you think it's a joke because everything else is in common.

Cristina: Because then it seems like, okay, yeah, he'll tie me up, but he has the knife, the rope cutting knife to cut the rope after he ties me up.

Jack: So if he did tie me up, but that you would. I don't think your thought would ever get to the point that you're convinced you'd do it.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Because you're still. We're just still trying to convince you that he's gonna. That he's gonna do it.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

Jack: So holding the right knife now, okay, if you're not. Because if you're in the woods, that's another place where that'd be normal.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I guess, like, both of those things could make total sense.

Cristina: Even a big knife, a big kitchen knife.

Jack: I feel. I feel like survival wise, like, sometimes you just need a knife when you go out to the woods and you're like, well, I can't find my f****** pocket knife. I'll just take a kitchen knife so.

Cristina: That I can cut things. So we need something else. Like, like.

Jack: Well, no, because at that point you could take any knife you have in your house. So any knife makes sense. In the woods? No. You could take a machete into the woods and it makes f****** sense.

Cristina: Can't use a machete. How about a sword that also makes.

Jack: Sense in the woods now a sword in the cloud. Well, no, because anything makes sense out in nature.

Cristina: Not a sword. A sword makes no sense outside of a museum.

Jack: You could swing a sword at a bunch of plants. You can do things with a sword.

Cristina: Weird. That is very weird to see outside. It's just someone walking around with a sword.

Jack: This is your friend, okay?

Cristina: Yes. And this is normal for my friend.

Jack: No, it's not normal for your friend, but they're your friend, so maybe they. That's the only sharp thing they had that maybe they didn't want to dirty their kitchen knives.

Cristina: Okay, so kitchen knives are out. Well, we're sharp stuff. Unless we have something that. Because.

Jack: No, what I'm saying is in the woods, it doesn't matter what knife you take, period.

Cristina: Yeah. So we need something else.

Jack: No, because we're not going to go to the woods because the woods is exactly where it would make sense. Yeah, we're just not going to go to the woods.

Cristina: Okay. Okay. So don't try to tie your friend up in the woods. If you're trying to.

Jack: Don't try to convince. No, we're just trying to convince him he's going to be tied.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. That's the main goal. 100% convince our homie.

Cristina: Yes. Get them scared enough to run to make it hard for you to actually tie them up.

Jack: But I guess ultimately what we're trying to do. Right. This is my assumption here that are we trying to make it like you're 100% convinced and that's why it's so granular.

Cristina: 100% convinced of what?

Jack: That they're gonna get tied.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't want you, like 90% and then you start running on 90%. I want to remove every doubt from your mind.

Cristina: Like, no matter what, you're gonna tie them up.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: We're just trying to.

Jack: That's what we're trying to do. Yes. How to do it.

Cristina: How to do it? Well, how you can fail at doing it.

Jack: No, because we're trying to convince you 100%. Right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we got to remove all the things that we can't.

Cristina: Okay, so don't do it in the woods.

Jack: Yeah, that's why.

Cristina: Doing it in the woods. Do it in the woods. That's what I mean.

Jack: No, we can't do it in the woods because the woods helps convince them. It's a Joke.

Cristina: But we're trying to help them. I'm so confused. Who are we trying to help?

Jack: We're trying to help him tie. No, we're trying to help him convince the guy. Then you want to make it crazy hard, so we got to Convince the guy 100% without a doubt, you're gonna be tied.

Cristina: Okay, but why would the listener want that? Wouldn't he want the easy way?

Jack: Yeah, you're totally right.

Cristina: We're trying to come up with ways that will fail him. So we are helping him up in that way. Like, we're telling him he should go to the woods with cutting knife because.

Jack: It would be the easiest.

Cristina: Yes. So we're trying to find every situation that it won't work out, because then.

Jack: They could avoid those situations.

Cristina: But also the situations that it will work out, though. They can do that.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Like, they know.

Jack: Which is definitely take any kind of sharp object into the woods and your friend into the woods and have rope and you can easily tie them. They're never gonna.

Cristina: Yes. And it would work out in the rope class. As long as it's not a kitchen knife. And it can work out in the kitchen. As long as it is a kitchen knife.

Jack: Yes, 100%. But using a knife that isn't a kitchen knife in the kitchen is a bad idea.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because you don't want to tip them off. It's gonna be weird. Right. That's where the pocket knife is. Like, what the f***? You're trying to cut with your pocket knife.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just cutting fruit with your pocket knife. At. In the kitchen.

Cristina: Mm. So we're trying to figure out. Yes. How to make it easier.

Jack: Easier. Well, I want both extremes, kind of and all.

Cristina: Yeah. They could avoid the ones that it's not gonna work out. Like, which one? Where would it not work out? I guess just outside. In the city.

Jack: Yeah. Like, don't be in the city with a knife.

Cristina: With a knife. Because then everyone will run.

Jack: Yeah. Like, you've definitely scared, like, city people spook easy.

Cristina: Yes. You have a rope and a knife. I think just having a rope might. I don't know. That would probably just confuse people. Yeah. The knife. Yeah. Would very much scare everyone away.

Jack: But I think. I think ultimately the best option is the class. Right. Like the class over the. The woods.

Cristina: The rope class.

Jack: Yeah. Because that's the M.O. like, okay. Holding rope.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If we're trying to make a hundred percent accuracy here, I think it's. I mean, you're already in the woods. There's a little bit of the woods.

Cristina: Makes the most sense.

Jack: Well, the wood. The problem with the woods is there's that kind of spooky of, I'm already in the woods. It's kind of dangerous, you know, you.

Cristina: Have that weapon to protect you, whatever it is.

Jack: Well, no, your friend, your homie doesn't.

Cristina: Oh, well, your friend thinks you're protecting them.

Jack: No. But then you just told them, I'm going to tie you up.

Cristina: No. Why do you have to tell them that? Oh, is that how it started?

Jack: Yeah, that's why I thought we were trying to make it as hard as possible on them. Oh, because for whatever reason. Well, that was your plan initially, wasn't it? You were just trying to make it hard. So then I just kind of tried try it. I continued making it harder so you could run at them and scream, I'm gonna tie you up.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: But these are the places you shouldn't do it in that case, because you.

Cristina: Probably shouldn't scream out that you're gonna tie them up. But it's still fun. If you want a challenge, I guess the challenge is more fun. Right.

Jack: So then make it as hard as possible.

Cristina: Exactly. Yeah. So make it as hard as possible.

Jack: So in that case, don't do it in the class and don't do it. Or in the woods. You have to be in the city, and it should be. It can'. It can't be comically big because that's gonna. That's gonna be like. You're f****** kidding, bro.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It has to be sketchy.

Cristina: It has to be sketchy.

Jack: Thus the pocket knife.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like, okay, you had a pocket knife. It's kind of weird. I guess not. It is a pocket knife.

Cristina: But can't the pocket knife cut the rope? Like, are they gonna think, because they're your friend, like, you don't want them to think, oh, you're just gonna tie me up.

Jack: No, I know. Pocket knife, not sketchy. That makes sense. So what a utility knife.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But you really want. What you really want is a switchblade.

Cristina: I don't know. That feels the same as those other two.

Jack: No, because a switchblade is totally impractical to have for any other purpose than.

Cristina: Like, stabbing somebody specifically, what that's for.

Jack: Gets a pointy, like the. A lot of the blade stops it from doing anything but going, like.

Cristina: And it can't rope.

Jack: We could probably cut rope if you tried hard enough.

Cristina: Because you can't feasy. Your friend can't be convinced or think in the back of their mind, like, oh, you could just cut the rope.

Jack: Like, it would take really long.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Unless it's exceptionally sharp.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like, it's definitely. Switchblades are usually for stabbing.

Cristina: That's for stab.

Jack: Yes, it's the stabbing knife.

Cristina: All right. What if they don't know what it is?

Jack: They know. They see the knife and they're just. It's. It. The size is odd.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You know?

Cristina: Yeah. You understand what we're looking at?

Jack: Oh, s***. Yes. The f****** box cutter is just a really dangerously sharp knife.

Cristina: It is. Wow.

Jack: And it's, like, so out of place. That's the immediate, like. Oh, what?

Cristina: The box cutter.

Jack: Yo, you pull out a box cutter on somebody, they know you're serious. I forgot about box cutters. That's the instant 100. Oh, knife. I think that could rip through rope easily, too.

Cristina: Yeah, but that's a problem if it rips through.

Jack: No, but you would never think that's for the rope. Oh, that would not cross your mind.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You see the box cut, you're like, what the h***?

Cristina: I don't know. It's like a midget knife. Like, it's very tiny.

Jack: Yeah, no, it's very. And thus, you have more control with. Is extremely dangerous.

Cristina: It doesn't look dangerous.

Jack: No. But anybody who knows, anybody who sees it would know.

Cristina: Okay. What if this friend is the one that does know?

Jack: Where the. Does this friend live? Under a rock?

Cristina: I don't know. I think. Opaku, what was it that you said? A switchblade.

Jack: A switchblade. It looks very stabby.

Cristina: Looks very savvy. Yeah, with a pocket knife.

Jack: See, now, the pocket knife isn't the stabbiest thing. The pocket knife is crazy.

Cristina: It just looks crazy.

Jack: That's the switchblade. No, that's pocket knife is the one next to it.

Cristina: No. What?

Jack: Yeah, that's the pocket knife. The pocket knife is a practical. You carry it for just in case you need a knife situation.

Cristina: Switchblade wins.

Jack: Ok. Yeah, the switchblade is stabby. It's the kind of s*** you just like. You know, you got all leather on. You're swinging a f****** chain in one hand.

Cristina: The box cutter looks like it would hurt, though. But I don't know if you'd instinctively know that it would hurt because it's so short. It's like a midget knife. Unless there's longer versions.

Jack: No, it does. The size of it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Does not matter to how effective.

Cristina: But when you're looking at it. I'm talking about just by looks. You're not.

Jack: If your friend Understands a box cutter. They don't even need to know a lot about knives. Just know that it's a box cutter and how it works.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It doesn't matter that it's small. They're gonna be like, oh f***.

Cristina: But if they don't know about a box cutter, then you have to.

Jack: Well, he knows his friend. So does he does this. Does he know if it's. Or she. Whoever is they. They do they know if their friends know about knives? Just basic surface level depend on that.

Cristina: Then which knife they should have.

Jack: Yes. If they do know about box cutters, go straight to box cutter.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: And you say that now if they don't, then a dangerous looking knife would be the next best thing. Thus enter switchblade.

Cristina: Yes. It just looks crazy now.

Jack: If you have a switchblade. No, I was about to dress the situation and say that they should look all like.

Cristina: They should dress up.

Jack: They should dress up and look like a typical 80s movie thug. You're swinging the rope in one hand like it's a chain.

Cristina: It's more about. You end up confusing them more. The whole point is not to confuse them.

Jack: But listen, you swing in, swing the rope in one hand, then it should.

Cristina: Not be a rope, it should be a chain.

Jack: No, because he's gonna. I guess in theory if you could accomplish. Hey, we're trying to make it as hard as possible.

Cristina: Can you tie up someone with a chain? What's it called?

Jack: You still have to scream, I'm gonna tie you up. Yes, I guess you could tie them up with it. But no, I think it has to be a knife and a rope at this point.

Cristina: Why does it have to be a rope?

Jack: Because I don'. It's just become thematic. Somehow you have to accomplish it.

Cristina: What is it the 80s? You can't do that.

Jack: But listen, the outfit should. Should go towards convincing because you got the switchblade, you got a rope. It should be a chain.

Cristina: It should be a chain.

Jack: Thus being more serious.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which this is for making it harder.

Cristina: Yes. Well, if you look so serious, if you look serious, then wouldn't it make it harder if you have a chain.

Jack: And a would know because the next problem is he's not gonna. But I guess. Yeah.

Cristina: Then he's gonna see you and he thinks you're just ridiculous looking and you're cosplaying or something.

Jack: That's. Yeah, he's gonna think it's a huge joke.

Cristina: Yeah. So you cannot dress like you're in the 80s. That doesn't work. Don't theme Your outfit? Because that doesn't work. Like, what are you dressed up like a cowboy with a rope? No, don't do that.

Jack: Okay. We do have a time machine. Could, in theory.

Cristina: But it can't be your friend. It'll just be a stranger.

Jack: Well, I'm not gonna do it.

Cristina: No, I mean to this person that's listening. If they went into a time machine.

Jack: They wouldn't go into a time machine.

Cristina: Oh, who's going into the time machine?

Jack: We would go and tell somebody.

Cristina: Oh, we're gonna have a listener from the past.

Jack: Well, he won't really be able to access the show, but we're gonna transcribe everything and send them the explanation of why they're doing this, of why they're doing this. And then they're gonna do it because they would have read their way there.

Cristina: So get their friend to read our episode then, I guess.

Jack: Yeah, that's pretty easy. We just transcribe it so that it says read instead of listen.

Cristina: And is it gonna be for this specific episode? Because I think that would be amazing.

Jack: That's a pretty nifty joke.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I think I commit to the bit far enough.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we should definitely time travel with this episode transcribed.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Into the 80s.

Cristina: But we need another episode to have him listen to first and then get his friends listen to this episode. Well, read. I mean, read.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or is he reading this episode and then he's gonna be like, wow, this is amazing. I gotta let my friend listen to this episode. Read this episode.

Jack: There are two problems with the thought you're having right now. First, in most scenarios, assuming all our fans and listeners are 100% loyal and follow our word like we're their God. Nobody has ever made it past the intro because they immediately ran out to tell somebody else to listen. Nobody has ever heard any of the reports we've given them.

Cristina: Really.

Jack: Well, assuming if everybody who listens is 100% loyal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And just commits, and they're like, yes, this is. This is my religion now.

Cristina: But we don't even listen to the episode. We just hear the first.

Jack: We do anything they say, and we make it up to where the first order comes, and then we just go and do it.

Cristina: But then they do listen to the episode afterwards.

Jack: Interesting. I guess they would. There's no reason not to.

Cristina: Yeah. Because they still have to do that. And then in the end, they have to tell their friends and family about what they just did with their friend.

Jack: Yes. 100%. Okay. You're right. Yes. That's the first. The second is a lot of episodes are essentially telling them how to listen. So there was nothing ever happening anyways. The episodes are just like just telling them how to get somebody to listen in the first place. So it was. The episode itself was an instruction of.

Cristina: Sorts of the whole episode so far. So far? Well, this episode.

Jack: Yes. But I'm pretty sure we've done this before.

Cristina: Yes. Which I guess giving them this episode to listen to wouldn't make sense.

Jack: Well, it would make the most sense because it's just instructions. But at this point, we're hoping they believe random sets of instructions is equal to God. And they're hearing word of God, which is essentially instructions, which I don't know.

Cristina: Like when to bring in their friends. Listen. Because by the time they listen to the part of like this is the conclusion of how to do this to your friend, they've already listened to the whole episode. But the point was to listen to it with a friend. So they both.

Jack: So this is.

Cristina: They failed.

Jack: This is an impossible task by default.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, you made it impossible. Trying to make it difficult. Now it's impossible.

Jack: Well, it was already impossible because all they're doing is reading a transcription. So they're essentially giving their homie the page, I guess. No, that would still happen. As long as they give it to one person we want.

Cristina: Yes. But by the time they get to the point, they already finished the episode. Like they can't do all the other things.

Jack: I mean, they can unless they pick.

Cristina: The point to do it.

Jack: To do it.

Cristina: But we need them to dress up as a greaser dude.

Jack: Yes. Okay, so there's a total goal. In which case. Right, but they just have to give this episode to somebody. No, but they couldn't listen with or read with them.

Cristina: Them. And also, is this papers giving them.

Jack: Cancer also crazy question. Why is the 80s, like totally dead of technology? It's like void of technology for us.

Cristina: They have technology.

Jack: Exactly. Why aren't we just giving them like a cassette or something? Why am I transcribing this? They could listen.

Cristina: I don't know. They have to be really rich, I guess, to own a really giant radio. Like those awkward radio things that were.

Jack: This would take like three minutes to make a cassette out of.

Cristina: Alright, you know what? Let's. Yeah, let's do that. We still have the problem that they're gonna listen to most of the episode before they get their friend involved.

Jack: We made something with so many holes and now we gotta patch holes before we go to the 80s.

Cristina: Yes, because we could give it to someone else. I mean, we can give them a different episode, then they do that thing.

Jack: No, but the point is for them to do what we're saying now, which is basically be dressed like a greaser.

Cristina: Which they won't know until.

Jack: Well, they already be dressing this way. We just need to give them the rope. That's why we went to the 80s. This is just normal s***.

Cristina: Why are we not giving him a chain rope?

Jack: Because. So it needs to be a chain.

Cristina: It has to be a chain.

Jack: It could just be a silver rope. That's cool. It has to match his outfit. That's usually why it's a chain.

Cristina: Exactly. So it should still be a chain.

Jack: No, if it was a white rope, it would match their outfits. Usually. Like what, black?

Cristina: His friend would be very confused about that. No one walks around with a rope. Everyone's with chains.

Jack: Right. And this has to work for everybody. This has to work for everybody. Well, no, this doesn't make any sense. Right. Because we have more than one listener.

Cristina: Yes, but we're only doing this for one listener, though.

Jack: No. Everybody else just has to do something we mentioned along the way and hope it works. Yeah, Well, I guess we're trying to convince one. We're trying to 100% get one more listener, essentially. Yes.

Cristina: That exists in the past.

Jack: Yeah. Now they exist in the past conditionally, because we just want a very specific. We want specific situation that leads to a listener.

Cristina: Which makes it hard, though, because once they're a listener, their friend is also a listener. So their friend has hear the next episode, but that episode doesn't exist.

Jack: Yes. Also, problem is the fact that they listen. Would they ever listen to the next episode?

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: I guess it would if this was in a time like now where we're actually there and the episode is telling you how to get somebody to listen.

Cristina: I think we just have to make all our episodes into tapes and just let it out that way. It'll be like that movie with this. You'll die in seven days if you watch this film or whatever. But it's. If you listen to this podcast, you'll get cancer.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Everyone convinces their friends to watch it, listen to it.

Jack: In the 80s, already had cassettes, and we have this show in cassettes.

Cristina: Okay. So we don't have to do anything. We'll just.

Jack: We don't have to do anything. We just hear take it to your vcr.

Cristina: Yes. What about all the fight club movies that we have to give?

Jack: Oh, my God, so many. All of them.

Cristina: All of them, actually. They would have the thing. They would have VCRs. It works out.

Jack: Can you imagine? I think we've destroyed reality.

Cristina: Is that a 90s thing?

Jack: Is what a 90s thing?

Cristina: VCRs.

Jack: No, VCRs. They had to be in the 80s, okay.

Cristina: Because we have so many. We gotta get rid of them.

Jack: Yes, but listen. Yeah, we have so many.

Cristina: We get rid of one per episode.

Jack: Yeah, well, no. Everybody who subscribes gets one.

Cristina: I thought it was for every episode, though. They get every episode they listen to. They get a new one in the mail.

Jack: No. They got a new Fight Club in the mail.

Cristina: Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

Jack: Oh, but they get one VCR.

Cristina: Yeah. They only get one VCR.

Jack: Beginning.

Cristina: Yeah. That cost us like, $200.

Jack: Yes, it was actually like. No, it was like a thousand. $200 each.

Cristina: Oh. It was a bad investment that we had to get rid of. Like.

Jack: No, it's a great investment because when the power gets cut the f*** off. Not the power. When the Internet gets cut off. Because when the power is cut off, you're all like. The vast majority of you are f*****.

Cristina: And that was always so.

Jack: Yeah, but assuming the Internet gets cut off, but the power doesn't. So that they can keep people shut down.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They have the show that they can still play and they don't need Internet for.

Cristina: No, but what about all that? Fight Club?

Jack: They can also watch that. But also. No, this is my point. I think we've destroyed the world if we did this. Because can you imagine fight club 20 years early? Holy.

Cristina: It's also, our episodes will be very confusing.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: It would be gibberish. So, I don't know, we'll start a religion around this. Who knows?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough. So I think maybe. Maybe our angle here is wrong. No, I think you have to go further into the future.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the further back we go, the more regular. No, I guess that does make sense.

Cristina: But it was all about the outfit, so it's not about the outfit anymore.

Jack: No. Well, we're trying to get the outfit in the future now. Because we have to go somewhere where.

Cristina: The 80s style is back.

Jack: No, because that'll happen where the ninth and the rope. Like, even having them is, like, in any circumstance, you have to have past the point in which you need a rope and you have, like, a button that you could press from a laser thing that would show up and that would restrain you.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: And it's like, okay, that's. I'm gonna rope you.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: With a physical rope. They're gonna be like, Whoa, this guy's crazy. And then that's how to make it harder.

Cristina: Okay. Because they're already. So if you want a challenge in the future.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: So we're sending it in the future. So we're just.

Jack: Look, we're essentially just trolling somebody.

Cristina: All right. We don't have to send them this episode because they can hear this episode in the future.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: We'll just stumble upon it.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: And then they're like, okay, but are they gonna cosplay?

Jack: Oh, Then you know what? There's absolutely no harm. And because our. This episode just exists.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Given enough time, the situation will come to fruition and it would have happened. We win. We win by default. We win, cuz Infinity.

Cristina: Exactly. But will they be dressed up?

Jack: Yeah. Somebody at some point would be the type of person to dress this way.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But not normally. Have rope and the switchblade.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Given enough time, those circumstances will just.

Cristina: Happen and it will somehow be normal to be dressed up this way and have a rope and a switchblade.

Jack: Yeah, It'll either be normal, or this person would already normally dress this way.

Cristina: Mm. Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

Jack: So, like, it doesn't matter. Everything we've discussed will happen.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: In the course of infinity.

Cristina: Mm. We can check the computer for that.

Jack: Yes. Quantum computer. So kind of just makes way more sense to troll the guy in the 80s because it's something to do. The rest is just gonna happen in the future. Yeah. So this is less interesting.

Cristina: And we'll learn if our tapes will give cancer.

Jack: Yes. By one person.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Well, it's not. Yeah, yes.

Cristina: Just one person. Because he's gonna let his friend hear this. Who also get the cancer.

Jack: Man. This is gonna be like that Netflix show.

Cristina: What?

Jack: The one with. What is it? Archive? 51 or 52 or some. Where there's just these tapes that came out of nowhere about some crazy ritual.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, it's the same thing. Who knew? And it started from a podcast. That's weird. Okay.

Jack: Didn't some other happen from a podcast?

Cristina: A lot of stuff happens.

Jack: Not a movie or like. Like a show based on a podcast. Another show or was it a show?

Cristina: No, Archive was a show that was based off of podcast.

Jack: Oh, okay, then yes, I guess it was that triggered that thought.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: So Archive was based on a podcast.

Cristina: I gotta listen to? Yes. Yes.

Jack: I wonder if it's as good.

Cristina: But that show is pretty good. Yeah, yeah, the ending was confusing, but whatever.

Jack: Good. Guys, go. Go watch it. We're not spoiling that one. Go watch Archive.

Cristina: I Want to spoil it?

Jack: Don't spoil it.

Cristina: It's exactly what this episode is about. We just. Our episode. If you watch it, and then after hearing our episode, you'll be like, whoa. It's the same thing.

Jack: A lot of it. Yeah.

Cristina: Except for the alien thing that you already mentioned, which I don't know if that's. Oh, no, I mentioned.

Jack: You mentioned the alien.

Cristina: Oh, first. You didn't hear that. Okay. The cult that you mentioned, is it an alien?

Jack: I mean, I guess anything that isn't from here, it's.

Cristina: Yeah, it's technically an alien. It may not actually be a physical.

Jack: So then being.

Cristina: But it's a.

Jack: In Stranger Things.

Cristina: Alien mole.

Jack: In Stranger Things. Is the creature there an alien? It is. It would have to be.

Cristina: It's not alien.

Jack: Why? It's not from here.

Cristina: It's not from space.

Jack: Why does it have to be from space? The creature from Archive isn't.

Cristina: It's. Well, the creature is not an alien. It's the mole. That's an alien.

Jack: The mold.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It came from space.

Cristina: Yeah, it came from the rock. That came from space. That's the alien.

Jack: Oh, s***. And the creature is also an alien.

Cristina: No, that's just what the mold makes you see, I'm guessing. I don't know.

Jack: But they all see it and they get stuck there, and it can all interact with the same mold.

Cristina: Maybe it's the mold's imagination. I don't know how it works. Like, it could be the mold in, like, putting itself in your mind as an alien.

Jack: Okay, definite spoilers. But now I gotta talk about this, because what you just told me makes me think that the creature.

Cristina: Yes, the alien creature.

Jack: We're seeing it from one person's perspective.

Cristina: And it's the lady and the guy.

Jack: No, but there was a little video where.

Cristina: Yeah, it's there. Yeah. Yeah, you do.

Jack: So there is an alien. Because my thought is each one of them is seeing their own thing.

Cristina: But if the mold is sending out an image of an alien to have a physical.

Jack: Well, no. If body means the mold is conscious.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't think the mold is doing that. The mold is causing them to hallucinate. It is, yes, but not intention. It's not like I'm gonna make you hallucinate.

Cristina: How do you know?

Jack: Well, that's the question. That's what I'm asking.

Cristina: Right.

Jack: Is it thinking?

Cristina: It could be thinking.

Jack: Or is it just mold from space?

Cristina: It's a thinking mold from space.

Jack: Then why isn't our mold sentient?

Cristina: Because it's not an alien mold.

Jack: Do you see the problem? Like this doesn't work.

Cristina: Why? Why does the water work in the moon? The silen. That water is different. That's alien water.

Jack: That's alien water. But it's not thinking.

Cristina: It's working differently than the water we have.

Jack: Exactly my point. It's working differently, but it's not thinking. The water isn't thinking. It's just watering.

Cristina: It's just water.

Jack: So the mold is just molding, but it's space molding. It's not like I'm gonna make you hallucinate. It's just like you're around me, so you're gonna hallucinate.

Cristina: How can you tell?

Jack: Well, because of the water from the Silency.

Cristina: So if that had conscious, then it'd be the same? I don't know.

Jack: Well, no, you brought the example.

Cristina: And.

Jack: And yes, that's a perfect situation in which it's just from space. And yes, by default isn't conscious.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So the mold is just from space and by default doesn't have to be conscious.

Cristina: Doesn't have to be.

Jack: Yeah, but that's the same argument that could be made as to whether the. So the water attacking them is.

Cristina: We don't know that. I don't know.

Jack: I think it's pretty clear that neither of these situations. The thing is alive.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess not.

Jack: I think it's just something is happening.

Cristina: But the point is, is the Stranger Things creatures. Aliens.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: They come from other. Different dimensions.

Jack: That's literally what happens with the creature from archive.

Cristina: That's from a different dimension.

Jack: Yeah, because that's where they open a portal.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: They see the creature because of the mold.

Cristina: But does that mean those things are aliens? Like the mold for sure is alien. Yeah, but it's a creature from a different dimension. Also an alien.

Jack: Well, that's what makes him an alien. The fact that he's from a different dimension because he's not from here. Thus, alien.

Cristina: Okay. Because I thought alien was just.

Jack: But also, that's totally the wrong term. Dimension is. We're just using that poorly, you know, different, like, local space thing. But, like, it couldn't be another dimension because.

Cristina: Well, it is from a different dimension, isn't it? That's the point.

Jack: Well, no, dimension doesn't even make sense as a term in that case.

Jack: Because dimension is like the layers of things. Like you're in every dimension right now.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay, I see.

Jack: Yeah. Like if it's from a different realm or something.

Cristina: Realm. Okay. Is that still alien? Yeah, if it's From a different realm.

Jack: Thor is an alien. He's not a God. Well, Marvel.

Cristina: Thor, is he a different realm?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Those are all different. There's a bunch of nine. Whatever realms. Okay.

Jack: He's an alien, and he's just from a different realm.

Cristina: An alien. I guess. I don't know. I guess that. That makes sense. I guess they're aliens. Even the stranger thing.

Jack: Yeah. This is a different realm.

Cristina: It looks like our realm.

Jack: Yeah, it looks the same.

Cristina: Looks the same. It looks like the shadow realm or whatever.

Jack: It kind of is the shadow realm.

Cristina: It is.

Jack: Which is literally a different realm.

Cristina: Yes. And. But we don't call these creatures aliens.

Jack: But they technically are because they're not from here. Which is the only requirement, I guess, to be an alien. Just not from here.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Your extraterrestrial.

Cristina: I always thought that just meant, like, you're from space. I mean, you guys are not from.

Jack: No, I guess. I guess I'm wrong again, because extraterrestrial literally means. I guess. No, it means not of Earth. Extraterrestrial, of or from outside the Earth or its atmosphere. So space or simply not of planet Earth. Different realm. Yes.

Cristina: But then the second part is if.

Jack: Like, hypothetical or fictional, being from outer space, especially an intelligent one, it's from outer space.

Cristina: The first one definition is what you're saying. The second definition is what I'm saying. Just out. It's out. It's in space. Outer. From Earth.

Jack: Yes. But I believe the first one describes the fact of the matter, which is.

Cristina: They'Re not from Earth, that they're not from Earth.

Jack: Thus they are aliens.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Alien. Belonging to a foreign country or nation, relating to or denoting beings supposedly from other worlds.

Cristina: Other worlds sound like extraterrestrial. It's not helpful. This is not helpful.

Jack: What do you think another world means?

Cristina: Another planet.

Jack: Why wouldn't they say another planet in that description?

Cristina: You think other worlds mean Thor is from another world? Okay, I guess. Yeah.

Jack: That is not another planet. The concept of planet does not exist where Thor is from. Everything is flat and there are levels to it.

Cristina: Oh, okay. It's weird, but yes.

Jack: You see, a planet is not a thing where Thor exists, but then he crosses the realm into where we have space.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He is still an alien.

Cristina: Okay, so they are aliens.

Jack: Yeah. Just not being on from Earth is the requirement. So any thing that falls into you're not from Earth.

Cristina: So all these creatures we've been talking about this whole time are alien aliens.

Jack: But we do still make the distinction because it helps the listener know from Referring to.

Cristina: Okay, like, whether it's from space or from the other realm.

Jack: Because they're still using the common thinking of alien means outer space.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And like, demon means from a different realm.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Those descriptors help. It's like, I could say, hey, man, you know Bob? Who? Bob who? Oh, Bob, the guy who wears the leather jacket and is always in the color black. He has the bracelet. He sometimes has a mohawk. Or you're just like the goth. And he's like, oh, I get it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's essentially the point of calling space things aliens.

Cristina: Alright. Although from all our research, they are pretty much like, exactly like all the creatures that we've talked about. Anyway. From the other realms.

Jack: Yeah. Here's the crazy.

Cristina: There's not really much difference. Or from the gods.

Jack: It totally isn't. Because what about that thing that crossed realms or whatever? F*** the chupacabra. Just looking for blood.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: That s*** is not an alien from space. That came from some other s***. But then we've had gods show up doing the same s***.

Cristina: Exactly. At the end of the day, all these creatures, whether it doesn't matter, realm or other world, it's. It's all the same.

Jack: Yeah. They all behave more or less the same.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like ultimately, a fairy is an alien.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Everything is. Everything is. It's a. It's an umbrella term.

Cristina: We might even be. So.

Jack: Yeah, well, the problem is. No, we're of Earth or Everett. Yeah.

Cristina: Because I thought we were some type of experiment from the cat people or we came from. No, where was Eden from?

Jack: People. Oh, you mean humans as a whole.

Cristina: Humans, I guess, yes. Us as well.

Jack: No, because we're the descendants of the people who decided that the term alien, you know, it's based on the fact that. Well, those of us born here for like, whatever lineage goes back to the first. We're terrestrial. From the first person born here forward. Or I guess terrestrial means you were born on Earth regardless of when.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. All right. That makes sense. Even though you're sort of an alien.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay. Interesting, interesting. We're all aliens.

Jack: Well, you wouldn't be an alien by definition. You wouldn't be an alien.

Cristina: No, no.

Jack: Because you were born on Earth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Alien just means you were born somewhere else.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: You could be a little green man, but you were born on Earth. You are not an alien. You're just a little green creature.

Cristina: Then the lizard people are complicated because we don't know if they were born on this Earth.

Jack: They were born on Mars.

Cristina: They weren't born on the Second Earth.

Jack: They were born on Mars.

Cristina: They were born on Mars, then they.

Jack: Went to Earth, went to the center, created a portal, and then came out on our side.

Cristina: Oh, the second Earth is Mars.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay, okay.

Jack: Born on the second Earth, Smars went to the second Earth inside, built a portal, which they came out of. All right, so they are aliens because they're not of our Earth.

Cristina: Yes, but they're not even from an Earth.

Jack: But they're not even from Unearth. They're just from Mars. The Martians, the Reptilians are all Martians.

Cristina: But anyone on a different Earth is still alien to us.

Jack: Yes, they're all alien to us. Even if they are literally usually.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, that makes sense.

Jack: They're alien.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Now we'd be the aliens to them by definition, because we're not of their world.

Cristina: Mm. But it doesn't matter what world. Two things. Because they're not here.

Jack: So I guess everybody's an alien all the time. To somebody.

Cristina: To somebody.

Jack: But you're never an alien to yourself. You're defining alien based on you. It's kind of like the observable universe. You're always in the center. So even if you went to the corner, now you don't see what you.

Cristina: Used to see, because now you have a new center of the universe.

Jack: Yes, exactly. The center is always moving and the distance is always the same. That's the same idea here.

Cristina: Okay, that makes sense.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yes. How did we get to this from, I don't know, the shows? How do you get to the future to the shows? I don't know. I lost the conversation.

Jack: Yeah, the thread is gone.

Cristina: But it's very interesting to see what the people from the future will do. And the past, I guess, because they're going to do the experiment on both.

Jack: Well, the future one is going to happen by default. We don't do anything.

Cristina: We don't do anything.

Jack: Infinity is going to happen and we win.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So the only real goal is going back and for some reason, trolling some.

Cristina: 80S dude that we'll see. Well, we'll still see the one in the future because we'll use the computer to see the results of.

Jack: Oh, my God. You know, that's the problem here. No, because it wouldn't be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We. We still want the actual listeners. We have to do this. I was gonna say we could have just simulated it.

Cristina: Yeah, that's not. No, you don't want to do that.

Jack: Well, we could do that, but we still have to do the actual thing because we want the Listener.

Cristina: Or are we. We are doing the actual thing.

Jack: Yeah. Or are we gonna just. Is any listener. Another listener is the simulated version. Listener. As long as we don't shut off his reality, that's technically another listener. We could just do this in the computer. Save a portion of its power just running to continue simulating this universe in which this individual exists.

Cristina: This person from the future or the past.

Jack: The 80s person doesn't actually have to be in the past. We could get the person with the leather jacket to do it simulated in the computer to the exact conditions we want.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And we just have to sustain their universe forever.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're literally gonna be God.

Cristina: But we gotta do it for both, because I will. We have to see the future one too. Like we know it's gonna happen for sure.

Jack: Future is gonna happen no matter what.

Cristina: But we gotta see it.

Jack: Oh, so you want to simulate the future. Oh, yeah. But we could shut them off. We just need one real listener. It's the goal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Getting one listener through these absurd conditions.

Cristina: Yes. We gotta make sure it happens. Like we know it's gonna happen. But with the computer we'll know for sure. For sure.

Jack: No, yeah, that. Simulating it.

Cristina: Yes. For the future and past.

Jack: The future is going to happen no matter what. We know factually. The set of circumstances we want will happen. And it's going to lead to a listener. Okay, That's a fact. Because infinity.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, so we're just worried about the. The past.

Jack: Only the past.

Cristina: Okay, then we should do that. That sounds great.

Jack: And we can simulate it. Because ultimately the futures thing, we could go and simulate an infinite number of times it's going to happen exactly as we said it. And an infinite number of times it's going to fail that same way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, so it doesn't matter.

Cristina: Doesn't matter. Okay.

Jack: Only the 80s ones matter. But also now I could just tell the computer to generate a world in which people dress like that.

Cristina: Yeah. No, but it has to be in the 80s.

Jack: We can simulate the 80s then.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or in 80s where specifically this person would be the person who would dress like that. You know, whatever. All right, So a hundred percent we're getting the one extra listener. This is a plan that can't even fail. And because we're going to sustain their universe and they can hear us. But how would they know they're in this universe? Holy. Everybody listening to this now believe they're the one in that universe.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: And then we worked in being God, essentially. Because we made your universe.

Cristina: All right. That Work.

Jack: So one of you. This is true.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: One of you is inside of a universe. Yeah, exactly. Because by the time this comes out, we would have created the universe and put this in there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So one of you has memories that we programmed.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: One of you people hearing this show, you have memories. We programmed.

Cristina: The crazy thing is, like, they don't even have to be the 80s person, though. They could be anyone, because the 80s person is gonna tell their friend. But also everyone like, the show exists so other people will listen to it and will be trying to tell their friend about it. So it could be anyone.

Jack: Interesting. You know, I don't understand.

Cristina: You don't understand that we're doing this program just for one 80s person. But it's not just an 80s person that's gonna listen to us in that program.

Jack: No. But the person in the unit in the program in the. In the simulated universe, Right.

Cristina: Yes. There's gonna be a bunch of people listening to us talk about how they're in a simulation. In the simulation.

Jack: Interesting. I see what you're saying.

Cristina: So in whoever's listening to us right now, they don't know if they're in the simulation or not Just because they're right. Because not just like an 80s person. That doesn't mean they're not one of the people.

Jack: What you're arguing is that we aren't just doing this to this one individual, but rather the show is normal in the universe we're simulating.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And we've simulated more than just him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because we have to sustain his universe. He can't exist in a world where he tries to open the door out of his room and there's nothing.

Cristina: No.

Jack: It has to be a literal universe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So there's approximately 8 billion people there.

Cristina: Mm. And also our show is probably giving them cancer.

Jack: And our show's probably giving them cancer. Oh, s***. So it's the same scenario. We just made a universe in which this now.

Cristina: Exactly. Exactly.

Jack: Except everyone listening there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're God. Because we made you a universe. Now, you'll never know because you were born before. Just after this episode was recorded and before it aired.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That you were born at that point.

Cristina: But you wouldn't know.

Jack: And you would know because all your memories were made to seem like you had a life.

Cristina: Exactly. So everyone listening to the. They'll never know. They'll never know if they're the ones that. That's their. Yeah, they're in the fake one or the real one.

Jack: They'll never know if you are the one who is in the simulated universe. And it's a. It's a flip of the coin.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's two universes. One of you is simulated because there's two of you. Now, we made a universe identical to this, and there's two of you, and one of you is simulated, and that one is literally just half a chance way.

Cristina: And we don't have to worry about future episodes because there's gonna be us in there, too.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So even there's a simulated version of us, how do we know we're the ones? I mean, we're recording it, though. Unless we. But we did it in the middle of the episode. So the. Everything after the point of the simulation, like everything else could have been just generated right now.

Jack: No, that wouldn't make any sense because the episode would have. We have to make the episode after recording. We had the idea at that point, but we have to go and make the universe in the quantum computer.

Cristina: Okay. I thought we were doing it while we're talking.

Jack: No, we're going to do that after the show.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: We're gonna simulate.

Cristina: Okay. So we're safe.

Jack: We're safe. We're definitely not.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because I see this microphone in front of me, but anybody who's hearing this 50, 50 chance. You're in a universe where we just invented you in order to get what? You're not even important. You're listening by f****** mere chance. Unless you're who we were aiming at and you weren't because you're not dressed.

Cristina: Like a greaser, but still, you probably gonna rope someone if you're listening to this episode.

Jack: Yeah. If you.

Cristina: Even if you don't dress up like a greaser.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: The goal is to rope someone.

Jack: Because if you get us another listener, you're great.

Cristina: Yes. So win, win, win.

Jack: Yeah. But, yeah. Ultimately, you can still go out there with a switchblade or box cutter.

Cristina: Yes. And a rope or chain rope thing.

Jack: Yeah. But this episode had a variety of ways.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: So you pick your favorite and you go do it.

Cristina: That's gonna be so awesome.

Jack: Don't actually stab them, though. You just have the knife.

Cristina: It's just to scare them.

Jack: Yes. Just to scare them. It could be a prop knife. That looks very realistic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It doesn't matter. They have to believe it's a real knife, is the point.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The end.

Cristina: They just have to. What is it in Sunny and Philadelphia? What he says is just to insinuate.

Jack: Oh, you have to insinuate that you're gonna do something horrible.

Cristina: Yes. That's the important thing.

Jack: Yes. But you never said.

Cristina: You never.

Jack: Yeah, I mean, I guess you literally said, I'm gonna tie you up.

Cristina: Well, you never said you're gonna hurt them or cut them.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: And you're not gonna cut them.

Jack: And you're not going to. Don't do that. That's bad. We are not endorsing stabbing.

Cristina: No. We're just saying tie them up.

Jack: Yeah. You're gonna tie them up. Actually, we didn't say tie them up either. We just said you're gonna get them to listen with a rope.

Cristina: Yes, but we were hoping you'd tie.

Jack: Them up like a cowboy. To make it harder.

Cristina: To make it harder. So you probably won't end up tying them.

Jack: Yeah. And it'll still probably be really. No, it'll be really easy, which was like the biggest point. It'll be too easy. The knife is gonna spook them a little. But chances are they'll still wait around and see what will happen if you're their close friend or something.

Cristina: Yeah. So then you guys will listen to this episode together. Yes. And mission accomplished, I guess. Yes.

Jack: Unless they. Unless. What if this is your favorite episode because you love doing what? What. It's what's explained. And so every time you go and you do it again, but this time with your friend, you. That's how the call happens. Right. So every day you guys listen to this, but then each one of you must successfully get somebody else to listen. So every day it's two times bigger. Twice as big. Yeah. And so today it's two, tomorrow's four, but eventually it's like a billion. Two billion. Four billion.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: Eight billion.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, I guess that's how popular this episode is gonna be.

Jack: Man, Rogan's gonna be begging at the door. Anyways, guys, if you liked what we were talking about, you see, we figured it out for you. Now you just go do it. We solved the most nuanced. It's great.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We win. You can find.

Cristina: It's other complicated to know when are they gonna stop the episode to get the friend. Like, it could happen at any moment. It could happen in the beginning.

Jack: Yeah, they could.

Cristina: It's. But it could happen in somewhere in the middle. Because we mention it over and over and over again.

Jack: They're like, as long as it's done with the rope.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You don't even need the knife.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, maybe this isn't the right idea. So I'm just listening to. Till I get to the point where ideas. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So I Get to my favorite and then I'm gonna do it. And then I'm get my friend to listen to this episode with me. Did they restart the episode or did they just continue where he left off? Because I probably asked this before, but I don't remember. I guess it's your choice.

Jack: Yeah, just at some point they're gonna finish the episode anyways.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it doesn't matter. They'll get more ideas. But anywho, you guys can hear more conversations of this nature and probably way more coherent other conversations on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok @JustCombopod.

Jack: Yep. And remember to subscribe and rain and review the show. I'm not someone who might like the show and know about it.

Cristina: This has been the rambling podcast signal. Think personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. Windmill causes energy. That's the point of a windmill, right? Send electricity. The electricity has to power something, right? So if we're creating electricity, then we have electrical currents running. Those electrical currents go to where? They go to any kind of thing. Houses, they charge the cars, but they also do what they power. The 5G towers.

Cristina: Oh, what?

Jack: Our windmills. Towers are 5G towers. Towers.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: See how these lines start to. It's. The similarities are striking already. Not only that, who says that the windmill isn't giving out 5G signal? Why wouldn't we double up? It's already a tower. Why wouldn't we create windmills that can self power the 5G signal that they need to boost instead of redirecting energy towards them?

Cristina: What?

Jack: All the windmills have been 5G cancer towers this entire time?

Cristina: Then why is it only lasting 10 years? Is this such a hard job for the windmill?

Jack: The radiation is so overpowered, it's deteriorating the windmill itself. It could only sustain for a certain amount of time. It rusts at a hundred times the pace of the normal metal.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 173: More Men Religion

Are there countries where it’s legal to marry more than one person? Why is it illegal in so many? Who decided this? And can mormons legally do it in the United States where it’s illegal? The duo unpacks the reason polygamy is frowned upon and in doing so uncover truths never before conceived by mortals.

Rambling 173: More Men Religion

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Topics Discussed:

  • Netflix Ads
  • Mormonism
  • Polygamy
  • Hell
  • Prey vs Meditation
  • The point of religion
  • Vampire Jesus
  • Fruit of Life
  • What’s blood did Jesus drink?
  • Fairies

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to the Rambling podcast. The show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Jack: Yes. And remember, this show is most enjoyable with listening partner. That's my new radio voice.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Everybody's gonna love it.

Cristina: I don't think so.

Jack: Oh, man. Stole this. This. Z1000.

Cristina: Z1000 tuna.

Jack: Z1000. I mean, that decimal point is an accident, right? Z1003. The radio station.

Cristina: Are you supposed to sound like something? It does not sound like a radio.

Jack: Like a radio. No, it's Z100. I guess that's more accurate.

Cristina: Yes. Yours is like. It's melting. I don't know.

Jack: Z100. Only two minute commercials. That's our promise.

Cristina: Every station has that promise.

Jack: Every f****** station. Without fail. Z100, where we play the. The what? The graded the hit to current hits. What do they say the station for the best hits? No, there's a. There's a thing.

Cristina: There's a thing. Yes.

Jack: It has like a line that's like the. You know, the.

Cristina: We played three songs before a commercial.

Jack: Yeah, the new all. Yeah, it's like there's only two minutes of commercial before music. And it's like you play one song and then two minutes of commercial and then you play another song and then two minutes of commercial. But they didn't lie.

Cristina: But they didn't lie.

Jack: They didn't lie. Only two minutes of commercials.

Cristina: Once they put commercials inside songs, that would be amazing.

Jack: Yeah, it's gonna get there.

Cristina: It's gonna get there.

Jack: It's just a matter of like, you know, we're gonna play. You're gonna listen to your music and you're only gonna get two minutes of commercials. And they don't tell you that those two minutes of commercials are happening during the song. It's basically just the radio version of the. The hood DJ who swears he's good at his job and he just plugs in an ipod and then talks over everybody's favorite song.

Cristina: It's awful.

Jack: That's what radio is going to be.

Cristina: It's going to be commercials with songs in between them.

Jack: Dude. No, because what's going to happen is a natural evolution of music. And the natural evolution of music is going to be all songs are going to be jingles for commercials.

Cristina: Oh, so there's not going to be any real songs?

Jack: There's no real. I mean, yes. You just got to get them through commercials. You can only hear songs if they're advertised to you.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Oh, that's awful.

Cristina: That's so awful.

Jack: But that's gonna. This is future.

Cristina: Everything is commercials.

Jack: Everything is commercials. We're so close. What doesn't give you ads? Tell me one thing you use that's ad free. Unless you're paying.

Cristina: I'm hoping Netflix doesn't give me ads.

Jack: So far, Netflix can't give you ads. You're paying.

Cristina: But if they decide to do that, well, it's awful.

Jack: Well, no, no, no. Here's a trick, right? Here's the reality of the matter for Netflix. I didn't think about this before, but I thought about it right now because thinking is a thing that happens, and.

Cristina: Thoughts occur, and it happens randomly.

Jack: Happens randomly. Sometimes. Sometimes I get. I get these headaches with pictures and ideas. Dude, I think you're thinking it's kelso from that 70s. I get these headaches with pictures.

Cristina: Whoa. He thinks rare.

Jack: Yeah. And hides life. That's a thought.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. But it makes sense for Netflix to be free because they'll make the most money that way if they put commercials for people. So you don't let people share, you know, only one f****** thing at a time. But Hole, you can definitely throw ads at the people who don't want to pay. And they'll still watch it because the content is still there.

Cristina: Okay. Like everything else, it sucks.

Jack: Why does it suck?

Cristina: I don't want commercials.

Jack: You won't get commercials if you're already paying.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Do you have Netflix?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then you will have no commercials.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Commercials is for everyone else. Anybody who doesn't already have Netflix. And think about how often a Netflix phenomenon happens. This doesn't happen anywhere else. The bird cage. No, that was a long. The bird box. The bird box. The Tiger King.

Cristina: Squid games.

Jack: Squid games. Oh, yeah, there's a cup.

Cristina: There's a couple of things that become.

Jack: Global phenomenons, and Netflix is responsible for catering those things. Like my soothing voice.

Cristina: Yes. It's beautiful.

Jack: Yes. Netflix is responsible for soothe. For soothing. For soothing Netflix. Netflix is responsible for providing these programs to create cultural and global sensations.

Cristina: I'm sure Disney is doing that too. I'm just not watching any of Disney's things.

Jack: It's not. To the not, people aren't going crazy the way they did with, like, Tiger King. People Are going Bird box. Who the f*** didn't hear about that movie?

Cristina: Didn't see a meme about that movie.

Jack: Yeah. You get my point. Like, there's no comparison. If you just this. I know there's more. I just can't remember them off the top of my head. But the Bird Box, Tiger King and Squid Games. What thing has any other company done, period, media wise, that you can think of that is more known than one of those three things? And we're talking like, Star wars is a f****** thing that's on Disney.

Cristina: Mm. Still, you don't think.

Jack: Still not competing with how like, this s*** took over the world. It can't compete with any of those three. You already have to like Star Wars.

Cristina: A lot of people seem to like Star Wars.

Jack: Not more people than have seen the Bird Box.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: People just watch that because of how many memes were about. I'm like, s***, I guess I gotta watch it.

Cristina: Yeah. It's crazy. Because of a meme or memes.

Jack: Same thing with Squid Games. Like, s***, we. I guess we gotta watch it.

Cristina: Oh yeah. There's so many of the old man.

Jack: Yeah. Squid Games is overpowered, man.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the Tiger King as well. That's a whole f****** thing on s***. Bunch of shows about tight. Like.

Cristina: Like spin offs.

Jack: Yes. Spin offs everywhere. Everybody's trying to bank on this s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're like, that was too big. We all need to f***. We need to do it. And now Peacock has a f****** drama that add the dramedy. That actually looks good.

Cristina: It does look good.

Jack: And then there's the. The Netflix spin off about the other person who is somehow connected. But it's Tiger King. It has nothing to do with Tiger King. But it's a different person who's going through some different thing. It's like, what the.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Whoa.

Cristina: The Tiger King universe.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Universe.

Jack: The tiger verse.

Cristina: Tiger verse.

Jack: The tiger verse.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: But yeah, so it makes sense that they could make commercials for people who get it for free and they would make a f*** ton of money because people want to watch certain things. You could put super bowl quality commercials on Netflix and get. Netflix would bank hard as f***. Because the eyes that are gonna be on those commercials because people just want to see the thing that's a f****** global phenomenon.

Cristina: I guess that works out.

Jack: Yeah. There's nothing competing with this s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There's. I couldn't even tell you of one thing. Like the closest actually. Right. Is not even Loki. It's the other show, Wandavision by Disney. Like, that's the Clue. And it's not even again. It's people who are already into Marvel that are just really talking about it.

Cristina: Yeah. You don't think there's people outside of Marvel?

Jack: Obviously there are. It's not like a hundred percent, but it's not like a huge number. Like, how many memes about WandaVision? Have you seen one? Maybe. Have you ever.

Cristina: I think so. Of Wanda herself. I think it could have been from.

Jack: Just any other thing.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. It could be just Marvel f****** Avengers movie. It could be. Yeah.

Jack: And that's maybe the most notable thing. People hated the f****** Star wars movies that came out the last three or whatever. F***. There's nothing. There's nothing competing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like, think about how crazy of a global thing Marvel is as a whole. Think about nuts Spider man is. People f****** love Tom Holland. And still. Does anybody make noise about any of this the way they did? Like Squid games? You could easily evade Spider Man. Could you evade Squid games? Is that a f****** thing? Tiger King. Have you seen Tiger King?

Cristina: No.

Jack: Have you been able to avoid Tiger King, though?

Cristina: No.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: I know everything that happens. A lot of things that happen.

Jack: You know the entire story of Tiger King without seeing Tiger King? Because everybody talked about Tiger King.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In pieces. You got the full story?

Cristina: I think so. It'll be shocking if I do watch it. What things they didn't talk about?

Jack: Yeah. It's probably mundane s*** because we know Carol Baskin. Ever seen Tiger King? I know Carole Baskin probably killed her husband.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: According to the people who watched it. And Tiger King was a dude who had many husbands or boyfriends and had tigers. But so did Carole Baskin. But she didn't want him to have them.

Cristina: But he didn't care because he was breaking the rules. Like he had too many or something. And she said, I guess she supposedly was following the rules of her.

Jack: Wasn't either. Oh, she was claiming she was and he wasn't, but she apparently wasn't either. And it's like, okay. And she might have murdered her husband.

Cristina: Yes. But what's he involved in that? Did she try to hire him to murder her husband or did she try to also hire someone to murder him?

Jack: No, no. She's just his rival for tigers.

Cristina: Oh. And that's it.

Jack: Oh, based on my understanding.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: I don't think she wanted him to.

Cristina: Kill her husband or get him killed after killing her husband.

Jack: No, I don't think he was. She was trying to get him killed.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I think she just wanted him to not have cats. And he was Like, I love cats, I love p******, but not vaginas because I suck d***. But he does a couple at a time. Actually, he sucks many dicks and he's illegally married to many men.

Cristina: Illegally? You said legally illegally. Okay.

Jack: Yes, because it's illegal.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There's. There's no way he could legally be married to many men in the United States.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Unless you're Mormon. And still.

Cristina: No, that's still not legal.

Jack: Isn't that why Romney moved to Mexico?

Cristina: Who's Romney?

Jack: Mitt Romney. Oh, move to Mexico so he can marry several women or some s***.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: I think so.

Cristina: Is this a rumor? Is this a conspiracy or urbanization?

Jack: No, no. I remember hearing this in the radio or some s***. I don't know if it's true or not. It could have just been like a radio station host making a joke. Yeah, but I don't know. Mitt Romney moved to Mexico. But is it legal in Mexico to marry multiple women?

Cristina: Don't think. Where is it? Do you think there are countries where it's legal to marry multiple people?

Jack: H***, yes. For sure.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's not even arguable.

Cristina: Like, what country?

Jack: I don't know. I know that it's a thing.

Cristina: You don't know where, though?

Jack: No, I know that it's a thing, but I don't know where. Like, I. I'm 100% sure.

Cristina: Legal.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Not that people. Just.

Jack: 100%, no questions asked. Okay. We just looked it up. There you go.

Cristina: Yes, there are some countries that are many legal.

Jack: Many countries upwards of 20, that it's just legal.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: But there's a lot that's. It's illegal, but people are still doing it.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And there's some countries that they have minimums for some reason. Like you can't pass for steal all the women. Can't steal all the women.

Jack: Can't steal all the women. What? If you want to, the richest guy in the world could just keep marrying women.

Cristina: Why not?

Jack: Because it's illegal, is why not?

Cristina: Up to four or five. That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You can on average have up to four wives.

Cristina: That's weird, but. Okay.

Jack: I don't understand why it's weird though. Right?

Cristina: Because it's not common.

Jack: I mean, literal definition, but, like, why is it illegal in so many places?

Cristina: Because God said so. I'm guessing. I'm guessing that's the reason. I don't know.

Jack: Did God say so?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: I don't think God said that.

Cristina: What?

Jack: I don't Think people made that part up?

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: Pretty positive. There you go. The Bible doesn't say s*** about having one.

Cristina: I guess that's your interpretation of it. Like, not like. It doesn't specifically say anything really. It just says, like, your wife. Like, you're assuming that he's talking about one wife, one husband and whatever.

Jack: But he never says, one wife and one husband only. He doesn't even say one.

Cristina: He's more concerned about divorcing.

Jack: Yeah. He's like, don't get divorced if you've made. If you married four b******, you stay with four b******, bruh.

Cristina: But it says you can't be. You can't live with another person until your other person dies. If that's one of them. Like that sort of.

Jack: No, no, no. That's also about marriage. It's like, you can't be with somebody who's not your husband if you have a husband.

Cristina: Okay, but like, if you have four husbands.

Jack: Four husbands, you know, then they all.

Cristina: Have to live in the same house, I guess.

Jack: Okay, well, no, because you're still at your husband's house.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Not violating the rule of you can't sleep in a bed that's not your husband's if you have a husband.

Cristina: Ah. So as long as it's one of your husbands, it's okay.

Jack: I guess this is the problem here.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, he doesn't say, like, one to one and only one and no more than that.

Cristina: He's like, you have to be married.

Jack: You have to go get married.

Cristina: Anything more than that?

Jack: Yeah, no, people made that up. But why? But why? What the f***?

Cristina: I don't know. That's weird. I don't know.

Jack: That's my theory.

Cristina: You have a theory on this? Okay.

Jack: Guy. Guy logic. Right? Guy logic. Guy logic is I own you. I own. You're my f****** property. I'm the man. I'm. I got the p****, I got the d***, I got the balls. You belong to me. But, mm, Bob over there had the same idea. He's like, she. Her. The girl you talking to? No, that belongs to me. That's my prop. I'm a. I got the d***, I got the balls. This ball, everything is mine.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: And it's like if it was Bob by himself, Bob would go to Jessica and Cindy and Miranda and he'd be like, you b****** are all mine. You b****** can't sleep with anybody. But you can't sleep with anybody you didn't marry. Tricked you, huh? You got follow that rule first. That's Dustin. That One's in the Bible.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You can't f*** anybody then, Mary.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we can't have Bob marry everybody because then the rest of us don't got anybody to f***. So we're gonna say Bob could only marry one so that there's enough to go around so that you can own yours.

Cristina: A girl marrying multiple people is crazy.

Jack: Yes, exactly. Exactly. The guy can do whatever the f*** he wants.

Cristina: Ah, okay. Yes.

Jack: But not the female. But the whole one to one was still made up by the same people. Because we can't have Bob take all the women.

Cristina: Yes. Because he's obviously the winner.

Jack: Yeah. Bob, two alpha, bro. And I'm like, mega beta. I need to, like, make sure Bob. Yeah. This needs to be evened out. These odds are lopsided. All of them are going to run towards him. I want some coochie too, bro. Where's my cooter?

Cristina: Cooter.

Jack: Cooter, exactly.

Cristina: You get cougars.

Jack: Cooch.

Cristina: Cooch, yeah.

Jack: Cougars. Cooch is a cooter. But yeah, it sounds right, doesn't it? The cooter.

Cristina: That does sound right. No, not that part. Well, yes, that also sounds right. But the first part also sounds right.

Jack: Right. It's totally guy logic. Because it's like, if it wasn't for Bob, I'd also be doing what Bob's doing and try to take them all. Because men.

Cristina: Because this is what we do.

Jack: I own everything around me because God said, I'm better than you. The end.

Cristina: That makes sense.

Jack: Exactly. And so we're gonna ride that train until we die. But Bob's were born. They were like, well, I can't f******. If it wasn't Bob, Steve the beta would be the most alpha in a room. And because of that, all the other men who Steve would join to make this rule against Bob, all those guys.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Made it to make the rule against Steve. Because whoever's the most alpha is still gonna be like, it's all mine and none of you a******* can do anything about it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Except that rule. That prevents me from doing it.

Cristina: Yeah. So it was just to even things out. Okay, that makes sense.

Jack: We don't want the king to f*** all the women. The king gets one.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: We'll call her the queen. F*** off, King.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, it's that logic of, well, what about the rest of us?

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: But, like, if we go old school, old days. Just kill you and you just. The rest of you saw me f****** kill. F****** Steve. I kill. I'm Bob. I'm f****** murdered Steve the Rest. You saw me f****** murder Steve. Who wants these women? F****** fight me for them, bro.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And, like, that was the reality. And it's like too many of us are dying to Bob. Maybe we just say God said no, okay? And, like, Bob doesn't know how to read. He's too alpha. He's just. He's never picked up a book. Never pick up a book. He'll never know what's in that book. We're just gonna tell him what's in.

Cristina: That book and he's gonna listen.

Jack: Yeah, if you go to h***, you can be f***** by a bunch of dudes, bro. You don't want to go to h*** and be f***** by dudes. You super alpha, bro. You mega straight. You too straight for that. You so straight you can marry just one chick, bro. Yes, because it's gay to go to h*** and get f***** by guys. It's like, yeah, no, you right.

Cristina: Be so crazy if that was in the Bible and we didn't know that.

Jack: Extracted by the Christians, probably, but it's in the Jewish Bibles. All men get f***** by Mormon.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Thus the Mormons are born.

Cristina: The Mormon.

Jack: All. All non believers are f***** by Mormon.

Cristina: No, no, no, no.

Jack: It's how it happened.

Cristina: That's how it happened.

Jack: That's how it happened. And then Mormonism happened.

Cristina: I don't think that's how it happened. I'm sure it had to do with.

Jack: No, think about it. Are Mormons allowed multiple wives?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Well, no. I mean, once upon a time, yes.

Jack: I don't think now Mormons are allowed more wives. But think about it. Why are Mormons allowed multiple wives?

Cristina: They changed their thing because more men. Because more men.

Jack: That's the religion. We're mega straight. We f*** many women because they don't want to go to h*** and they're super straight. I ain't gay, bro. Bro ain't gay.

Cristina: So I do want to go to h***.

Jack: No, because it's legal. Well, the h*** stopped being a thing. Nobody believes in h*** anymore. Even the Mormons are just Mormon because they want to f*** many women. Because I'm. I'm hella straight, bro. I'm super straight, man. You know, that's Mormon. Somebody at some point said it. Somebody was like, well, man, you can't take all the women because you can go to h*** and then you're gonna be f***** by more men. Like, well, I need to start this religion where I do the opposite of get f***** by more men. I f*** more women and then die.

Cristina: To be f***** by more men.

Jack: No, because they realize h*** does not exist. But they also got to prove to everybody else I'm straight, bro. Okay, That's Mormon. That's the real history of Mormon. Don't Google it. Trust me.

Cristina: I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it was this old man who claimed I got talked to him when he was a young boy.

Jack: It was like, oh, stick your d*** in all the women. Nah, they want it. You can't say no. Force them. Force them, Bro, you're the chosen one. God gave you a p****. That p**** is to point at people. And when you point, you've picked them. And when you pick them, they just listen.

Cristina: And that's God.

Jack: No, that's that old man who listens to God.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: But it's telling everybody else it's in the Bible because nobody's gonna look in.

Cristina: His version of the Bible.

Jack: In his version of the Bible, Everybody's. They know. See, here's the problem with that. Everyone's interpretation is their own.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So there's no one version of the Bible. There's as many versions as there are people who've read the Bible.

Cristina: Oh, yes. Yes, there is. That's crazy. Yeah.

Jack: So it goes like this. There's the main book, right? There's the main book. And we'll say there's this f****** stories that went down through history. We had an episode about it, Proto Indo European mythology, the big blanket on top. Then that breaks down into many different things. The people who structured these stories into more cohesive narratives with lessons and morals and little tight ending in a neat beginning.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, then. So we call. You will say Judaism and Christianity and Islam and Hinduism and blah, blah, blah. And now within, we'll pick one. We'll say Christianity, because all these things are more or less the same. Well, so we just take things, take one. Because they're all going to break down the same way. So we got Christianity, Christianity. And in Christianity we got like Pentecostal and we got like Catholics and we got like a Jehovah's Witness.

Cristina: And they're all reading the same thing.

Jack: Yeah. So it's already different. This is first Proto Indo, Europeans. They're all reading the same thing. And that breaks down to these religions who are reading the same things. The Jews are reading the same thing as Christians. The Islams, it's Hindus, whatever. So now we just took one of the stories that they're all. Okay, so it's. Now everybody here's reading the same one book. Yeah, reading the same book.

Cristina: It's the same, but they're all interpreting it differently.

Jack: So the collect now we. Now we break it down to the groups of. Because before, it's like culture, like, what country were you born in is going to decide what religion most likely. This is the broad picture of what everybody in there kind of more or less follows. Okay, but then. So we got the country, right? So there's Earth, proto, Indo, European.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The religions of the world. Then we pick a country in the world. No, we pick a continent. We pick a continent and we pick that continent. It's called Christianity.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: And in that continent of Christianity, we're gonna pick a country. That country is Catholicism.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Catholicism we could have.

Cristina: But then in Catholicism, whatever. In Catholicism, that also breaks up.

Jack: Yeah, because we have Catholicism. But. Okay, so Catholics, we all agree that this is the right way to do the thing. Right? So we got. This is our country. Okay? Catholicism is a country, but there's many states inside the country. So you got the Roman Catholic and you got. What is that? The. The. The Greek. What is it called? The. What you. What do you call The Ortho Orthodox. Greek Orthodox. Yeah, yeah. There you go. So there's Greek Orthodox and there is.

Cristina: So this is Catholic variants, the ones that do magic.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. All these people got like the hobo walk around with a little chalice with smoke coming out, and he's performing, like, spells or whatever. I don't know. And then the kids come and sing and they pray or whatever. Also Catholics. Yes, yeah, all those people. But that's like Hispanic Catholics. But it's more or less the same. It's Wiccan. It's a Wiccan Catholic in Spanish.

Cristina: Okay, yeah.

Jack: So. Yeah. Okay, so we have. This is. We had our country of Catholicism, and then we picked our state of Greek Orthodox. Okay, so we got our state of Greek Orthodox. Now we're gonna look at that state. Only that state.

Cristina: Are you saying there's cities in that state?

Jack: There's cities in that f****** state. That's crazy. The state is divided. Mad lions everywhere. Because there's individual churches.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Of the Greek Orthodox within every church. Maybe. You know, I went to this Greek Orthodox church and I didn't really like how he was presenting the things. I didn't really click with me, but I went to this other Greek Orthodox and it was resonating with me more. I like that church better. Oh, s***. So there was a difference between these two Greek Orthodox church. So. Cities. These two cities. Okay, so we're gonna pick the. The one on the left, not the One on the right. The one right with the one. All right, so I'm gonna go left. The one on the left. Mmm, I like that one. So that city. I like that city. But wait, cities got neighborhoods. What the f***? So there's neighborhoods now within this church. Why do people in church sometimes not like it? Well, Samantha over there, she's too risque.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But Moran is kind of a prude.

Cristina: Mm, I hear that all the time.

Jack: I like to be in the middle. I'm casual, but I'm not slutty, you know? So they're individually interpreting.

Cristina: What's the right and wrong way anyway?

Jack: Right and wrong way to approach what the church told them. And the church is just following what the collective of the religion of that branch of that religion is doing. But that branch is only following the. The bigger overall of the world, the religion. And then that religion is just following the bigger overall of the text. And then that relate that text based conglomerate is fought. So you just follow it all back up. It just breaks down infinitely until you get to. Because Miranda and Samantha, and they're prudish or too risque, that goes down to their individual households. This is what I believe the right way is. And I'm gonna teach my kids this way.

Cristina: Yes. And you're just pointing out things in the Bible that agree with you more than you're actually looking at the Bible and seeing what it says.

Jack: Yes, 100%.

Cristina: Or you're pointing at what the priest is saying, but only the things that you like. You're like, yes, he's saying what I like. Because you're interpreting. Like, yes, he's talking about me. Which I've heard people talk, like, oh, I went to this session or whatever they're called. And like, he was talking about the thing that I was going through. Like, no, he picked a random story. And you related.

Jack: You related. Yeah, through the events resonated with you.

Cristina: Yes. But to them it's like he's speaking to me.

Jack: Exactly. Well, that's the point of religion. The point of religion is to help. And I mean, okay, there's many points of religion. People who are schemy, dark douchebags abuse the concept of religion for profit. That's real s*** happens all the time. Whatever. One of the points of religion. But the problem is these structures could simultaneously exist. Right. So you could have like, well, I'm gonna build a church because they're gonna give me f****** money. Imma keep a lot of it. They don't know how much was given. Nobody counts it. I count It. And I skim more than half. But there's so many people who come to the church. I just make bank, bro. They're all loaded. Oh. Make a church in a really rich area. Past that plate. Just give me money to cleanse your sins, m***********. I own this building, and that all comes to me. But that's like the guy running I, right? I rent that. I rent it with the money to give me. Even if, like, I make more. Way more than they give me is what I'm f****** taking. But whatever. But then there's, like, the pastor, right? And the pastors. Like, I truly believe the word. The owner, he banks on this s***. Whatever. But I truly believe the word of the Bible.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And I make sure that every Sunday I'm here and I'm telling them. I'm telling the word of the Lord. The word of the Lord. Oh, Lord. And I go there and I tell them, and they, hallelujah. They. They love my. Where I preach. Well, I make sure I love the people who come to my church. And it's like this. These two structures are simultaneously existing. One dude is just robbing people, and.

Cristina: The other is truly unlike everything else.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: It's like the government.

Jack: It's like 100%. Yes. Because nothing. Education, a******* abusing s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's never the system. It's always the people.

Cristina: It is.

Jack: But the good of religion includes community.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It includes fearlessness and hope. So there's always somebody watching out for you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Could be a dark alley, and you have to go through that dark alley because it's no other way through. But, you know, you make a little prayer in your head while you're going through. You feel a little better. God's got me. He might not, but you've convinced it's meditation. He might not, but like you, you convinced yourself he does so. Because you gotta do it.

Cristina: And it's like a social club where you're making friends.

Jack: 100%.

Cristina: Also a positive thing.

Jack: There's a million reasons, and it makes people feel better. And in dark times, you have a place to go and people will feel sorry for you and say nice things.

Cristina: Yeah. You can ask for a specific prayer, I think, and stuff like that. You could tell them about your problems.

Jack: It's just meditation. And that's weird. Right. Now, we've talked about meditation and prayers similarities many times and many times on the show. But one of the most interesting aspects about these meditations of prayer is when people get together and chant the prayer. Or there's a bunch of hallelujahs. This one guy prays. Amen. Hallelujah.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're surrounding you and they put their hands on your head and on your shoulders and they're like, this is weird, intense kind of meditation. But the same thing happens when, like, you know, light as a feather, stiff as a board. Like one person is the f****** point.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And everybody else is chanting the thing.

Cristina: It's a prayer.

Jack: It's a meditation. The chance. Well, the chance is part of the meditation. It's the same as prayer. Like when you doing, quote, magic, unquote, you meditating, you grab things and then you chant a couple of words. You know, I want Bob to fall in love with me. He's so alpha. I want that alpha a**. Bob. Oh, Steve's such a beta. Steve. But Bob. Oh, but Bob's already married. But was already married. So I'm gonna grandma. As soon as we're in church and he's sitting in front of me, clip. He's not even know. Take a little bit of his hair.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: That little bit of hair in a little pawn cauldron. A little cauldron. I'm throw the picture I snapped of him that he did not took.

Cristina: Let's creep this person. Okay.

Jack: I'm gonna go into his trash and pick up something he touched.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Like. Like his. Like his. Like his.

Cristina: Have you done this?

Jack: When he had the flu? Just take it. Take his napkin. I'm gonna sniff it a little. Smells like bomb. And I'll throw it in my little cauldron. And then I gotta bring nature into it. Right? So I need to bring some leaves and some oregano because, you know, vitamins or whatever the.

Cristina: And gotta bring in the elements. What about fire and water?

Jack: That was a. Pour some water in there and light it on fire.

Cristina: Like.

Jack: Like Adele, you know, just when the f******. It's raining and I lit the rain on fire. Okay. She's gonna light her watered cauldron on fire. It's possible Deltatos.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you're gonna sit there and you're gonna be like, Bob has a huge wang. I want his wang. I love that thing. Bob has a huge wang. I want his wang. I love that thing. And do it over and over and over and over. And then Bob is. Next time you go to church, he's gonna turn around, he's gonna look at you, and you guys gonna lock eyes. Oh, my chant happened. Worked.

Cristina: That's it. I was expecting him to say something to her. He just stared at her.

Jack: Yeah. No, no. Well, no. This is the beginning of something.

Cristina: She's like, it worked.

Jack: Maybe he always looks at her, but now she's thinking more positively.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: And that maybe, you know, he looked at her that one time and he's. They're in the same church. Of course he's going to see her. And she's just never noticed before because she was in a negative state. But she did this chant and feels like, oh, it's gonna work. And then he looks at her and, oh, my God, he looked at me. And now she has more confidence. So she goes and talks to him and finds out Bob just divorced his wife and he's going to h*** and get by many guys. Because that's what happens.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so she's like, I can save you because the Bible said you can marry and then you don't go to h***, so you marry me and do my things. Came true. But had she talked to him without doing the thing, it would have worked anyways. But she's in a better state now.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because the meditate worked. Okay. So meditation works that way. It's really weird when a bunch of people do it together and they're like. With their print. But it's, like, intense. Right. Like you zone the f*** out. Assuming.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now, unrelated to any. That we're talking about telling that story about Bob. Total in true story.

Cristina: It was.

Jack: You sure? Yeah, Bob. Yeah, Bob. She cut my hair. It was f****** weird. Get a restraining order. Anyways, outside the point. I once once heard a story that I just remembered. And I'm not sure if it was true because gossip and bullshit. But the story goes like this. There is a couple in church. They're not a couple of each other. There's two people, we're gonna say Bob and Miranda.

Cristina: Okay. Now, Bob as a name.

Jack: Yeah, whatever. Bob is married to somebody.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Miranda's married to somebody.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Bob would go into the bathroom, use the bathroom, leave. But anytime Bob was in the bathroom, Miranda would be standing to use the bathroom next. Always. Somebody noticed this.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right. And they noticed that every time Bob goes to the bathroom, every time Bob goes to the bathroom, Miranda goes to the bathroom after him. One day somebody went after him. No, they didn't go after him. Oh, yeah. I guess into the bathroom. Yeah, he went first. Miranda got up, but they ran and got there first. So I'm gonna use the bathroom before. Yes, they got into the bathroom. There's nothing unique. And something's weird here. So, you know, they look around, look around, look around, look around the bathroom. They find a little paper and in the paper, it's where to meet Miranda.

Cristina: You mean Bob? What do you mean, Bob? Because Miranda is gonna get the paper.

Jack: Miranda's gonna get the paper? Well, yeah, he's. He's writing to Miranda where he's gonna meet Miranda.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. So it's the cheating when they're very slick about it.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Now, I don't know if this story is true, but I was. I've never forgotten that story. It's very interesting that the person telling.

Cristina: You was the person that found the paper. Or they heard this story too.

Jack: Oh, that's the problem. They heard the story. They didn't find the paper. They heard the story. So it's probably bullshit, but it's such a good story.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: It's really interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Two couples from a church cheating on their.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: That's the worst place to cheat. Come on.

Jack: They weren't cheating in there.

Cristina: Not in there, but still.

Jack: They were definitely using that as the safe space to communicate where best to cheat.

Cristina: Mm. Whoa. Whoa. That's so unrelated, though. Yes. Yes.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's such a crazy story.

Jack: Remembered that. I don't know. What about meditation made me think of that? But it did.

Cristina: Mm. But we were talking about group meditation.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You think that's weird?

Jack: I think it. Well, it's strange, man. It is like group magic. Yeah, but prayer is magic, essentially. Or meditation, whatever. They're all the same s***. It's all the same.

Cristina: It's all the same. People like to do it together or separate.

Jack: Yeah. Some people do it alone. Some people do it together.

Cristina: Whether it's just meditation, whether it's magic, whether it's religion.

Jack: Some people like the social aspect. Some people like solitude. Some people go home and do magic alone. Some people create a coven.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Some people don't go to church and just pray. Some people go to church to pray. You know, it's all the same. Some people just meditate alone. Solitude, quiet, clarity.

Cristina: And some people join classes.

Jack: Some people join classes. Some people become f****** monks with a bunch of other monks. Whatever. Some people become monks alone in the middle of f****** nowhere, take vows of silence.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And hang out wearing the same clothes because they promise God they will or whatever.

Cristina: Yeah. Is there any monks make doing magic?

Jack: Wait, is that the same? What's the difference?

Cristina: Huh? It's the same. Yeah.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like monks doing magic? That's the same thing as meditating, I guess. I don't know. But I was thinking then I just remember Dr. Strange, because isn't that the story or something? I don't remember.

Jack: Well, the goal is the same. You want Bob to fall in love with you. You did things that changed how you thought, but you don't think you changed how you thought because you're not the person to think. That kind of stuff works. You did things that make you think. You change how he thinks.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And so I'm. Well, I'll be opportunistic. Now that I know it worked, I'm gonna use this moment to my advantage. And now your behavior actually changed instead of his. But in response, his behavior changed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now if you were to sit down and meditate and tell yourself, well, it's not that Bob's not interested in me, it's that I'm not approaching Bob. Maybe I approach Bob and you meditate on that. I should approach Bob. I should be the one to approach Bob. I shouldn't wait on Bob.

Cristina: I have self respect.

Jack: Then you do it. And you get the results.

Cristina: The same results. Yeah.

Jack: As if you would have done the magic. In one, you are aware that yourself, brainwashing, self conditioning, self programming. In the other one, you're convincing yourself that you're not. But it's the same idea, same thing.

Cristina: A good thing, though. Like, whatever you do is better than not doing any of it, because if you didn't, you wouldn't have gotten to that result.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You would never. You would have never spoken to him and never found out.

Jack: Yeah, 100% magic is 100% fine as long as you're not doing, like, horrible things. Like, I'm, you know, I hope. I hope Bob dies. But then, you know, I did all the things. Now I just need to set it in action. Oh, hey, you're taking steps here and s***.

Cristina: You don't think magic to kill people is good? I guess not. That's. That's crazy. I wonder if people do that. Like, what is involved in that?

Jack: I don't know. And you gotta want. You know, black magic takes a lot of power. That's why last time that I tried to kill Bob with my magic, it didn't work. I gotta do it every night for a year and maybe he'll die. Then Bob had cancer and died. And you're like, yeah, man, I gave him cancer, but he always had cancer. Bob was born with cancer. He says, no.

Cristina: Yeah, that's how that works.

Jack: Or old age kills Bob. And you're like, I did it. I did it. I killed Bob.

Cristina: I guess whatever makes you happy.

Jack: Yeah, it's all crazy.

Cristina: It's all crazy. At least they're not murdering Bob. I guess that makes black magic not bad, because they're not actually murdering anyone. They're just hoping really hard that that person dies.

Jack: Unless you're like, imma make a potion and give it the BOB it's like you just poison f****** bob, bro.

Cristina: No, that's not. That's different. Okay. I was just thinking of just hoping that they die. That's okay.

Jack: Poisoning my clever murder potion. Here is a flower. Here's a rose. An oregano leaf. Because vitamins. And some rat poison. That rat poison is particularly important in the.

Cristina: There's no poisoning happening. I hope.

Jack: I mean, I'm sure people are doing it.

Cristina: Poisoning other people with rat poison? Yes. But, like, for magic.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: That's not really magical.

Jack: I mean, it's a potion. It's a potion with some oregano for vitamins.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because that's the important part.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: I'm not just gonna kill you. I'm gonna make sure you're healthy while I kill you. While you die, you can get some vitamins. Your body's gonna be like, thanks. And then die. What?

Cristina: Yeah, it's like.

Jack: I mean, in any case, it should replace it with some kale.

Cristina: Yeah. I was thinking. Why didn't you say kale first? That was weird.

Jack: Because oregano has vitamins, too.

Cristina: But kale is probably stronger.

Jack: Yeah, but it seems like you'd throw oregano in a cauldron. As opposed to kale. Kale looks too lettucey. It's all fluffy and stuff. While oregano just looks like a leaf. And it just makes sense to snap a leaf off and throw it in a pot.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Visually, yes. It looks more magic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: As opposed to, like. Is that lettuce in your colon? If somebody were to walk to your house while you're performing the spell, you know, you're Miranda. You're making spells to kill Bob. Because f*** Bob.

Cristina: And your friend just Xanthonox.

Jack: And you open up. Oh, yeah. I'm doing magic. Well, I guess. In any case. In any case, Samantha's the one doing the magic. Miranda's the one who's trying to f*** Bob. So Samantha's trying. And then Miranda knocks on the door.

Cristina: Samantha's the one that's married to Bob.

Jack: No, neither one of them married to Bob.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But Miranda shows up and Samantha is like, oh, I'm just making a spell to kill Bob. But I love Bob. Yeah, but he doesn't love me.

Cristina: Wait, what?

Jack: Both of them love Bob. One of them is like, I'm Gonna murder him. The other one's like, I'm gonna make him fall in love with me.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: One of us is gonna win.

Cristina: What about the other two?

Jack: What other two?

Cristina: These aren't Sex and the City characters. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, they totally are.

Cristina: Okay, what is it?

Jack: Carrie, Miranda, Samantha.

Cristina: And.

Jack: Miranda's the slutty one. No, that might be Samantha.

Cristina: Well, now she's the murdery one.

Jack: Yeah, whatever. One of them is murder. One of them is in love with them. And so she shows up and sees your f****** lettuce instead. I don't know what the f*** you do magic with lettuce, but if it was just some dragon leaf, she'd be like, yeah, it looks like magic, but if there's just kale and there's like, you cooking.

Cristina: Oh, okay, you cooking.

Jack: You cooking with rat poison. You make that kind of food? You try.

Cristina: Well, it would be less suspicious if you were cooking lettuce then.

Jack: And it's like, man, this. This rat poison don't look like it should be in that lettuce or that. That rat poison is awfully close to your salad. I think some of it got into your salad, bro.

Cristina: And how do you trick someone to drink your magic potion?

Jack: You just walk up to him and said, it's a gift. And then, yeah, it's a present. And then you stand there and watch him open it. It's a tiny little bottle, and you're like, you should drink it.

Cristina: And he says, like, gift. Why is there, like, tiny leaves in this thing?

Jack: I made it. Oh, you're telling him it has vitamins? That's ore. It's vitamins.

Cristina: Because if he said it was kill.

Jack: He'D be like, yeah, but if you said oregano. Well, I've had oregano and other things. Yeah, like, yes, oregano. Vitamins. You're gonna. It's gonna be good for you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then she's in prison forever for murder. Manslaughter. First degree is. First is. It is first degree when somebody's like, they're f****** doing it. Like, they're there doing it. Like, if you poison him, is that like third degree? No, it's not first degree. Third degree is worse, Right?

Cristina: I don't know which way it goes.

Jack: I think third degree manslaughter is crazy. As opposed to first degree manslaughter. So, like, I poisoned him first degree. I choked his life out of his body.

Cristina: Are you sure it's not the opposite? I don't know. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, I don't know. Either. Okay. S***. Alright, so first degree is worse. Third degree. So if she just poisons him, third degree would be the poison. Right? Like manslaughter. If we're talking manslaughter, the charge you're getting is manslaughter is third degree. Manslaughter kind of removed, detached, like far away. Kind of like, I did it, I did it. Yeah, but I wasn't there for it. I did it, but I wasn't there for it.

Cristina: But you were there for it.

Jack: I mean, not literally. You didn't like choke the life out of him? You didn't put a gun to his head or anything? Versus first degree vicious. I was f****** like choking the light. I looked into his eyes as the lights went out.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. Shooting someone, is that first, second, third? Because that's pretty violent.

Jack: It is. It is, right? Like the degree here's. So you gotta be in contact with them. So then a gun makes it second degree murder because you're not in contact with him. You did it and you were there, but you weren't like physically. But it's like first degree. One hand on his neck, the other one on the knife.

Cristina: Like that level of proximity is worse than.

Jack: I think the degree is worse because we're also gauging how vicious and dangerous you are.

Cristina: Okay, what's the charge?

Jack: How crazy are you? Did you do some mild.

Cristina: Like, did you shoot him once or did you shoot him 50 times?

Jack: That's interesting. Does that change the degree?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is it like. Well, he was still not like, physically in contact with him. It's less aggressive than had she stabbed him that many times.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because then she's there sort of like present for it.

Cristina: But if she just shot him 50 times.

Jack: Yeah. Is that worse or better? Like, right. That's the weird. Cuz I feel like. Okay, let's say they're both first degree. I definitely do feel like the guy who rolled up in a car, shot the one dude 50 times and rolled away. Way less bad than the guy who walked up to a dude and stabbed him 50 times. One of those is way f****** worse.

Cristina: What if you change what they're holding? Like, what if the knife is like the small kitchen knife and the gun is like, I don't know, Rick's gun from Walking Dead.

Jack: Okay, first, that hole that that guy has with the. The Cult Magnum.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Huge even. Although little of his body is left after that encounter, it still feels less aggressive. Also, where is he has he's Rick. Growing bullets out of the dirt?

Cristina: Yes. He shot him 50 times with that.

Jack: With that six chamber.

Cristina: Yeah, he had. Maybe he just had. He was just switching guns while he was doing it.

Jack: Just.

Cristina: He has a bunch.

Jack: There's a bunch of Colt Magnum revolvers.

Cristina: Enough to shoot someone 50 times with.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's still less bad. There's something so nuts about seeing somebody just stab the living out of somebody else.

Cristina: But also, doesn't it matter? Like, if you were thinking about killing them or it just randomly out of anger?

Jack: Well, no. Those are different charges we're talking about.

Cristina: Those are. Okay.

Jack: I specifically said manslaughter.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes.

Jack: Like, you could say crime of passion. You could say premeditated murder. Those are different charges.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But I'm trying to gauge. What are we considering? Bad.

Cristina: Yes. And you're saying knife.

Jack: I think a knife is way worse. You as the person stabbing. You're there through the whole process. When you pull a trigger on a gun, it's just done.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You pull the trigger, it finished. You did. You got to pull it again, and it's already finished before you can think about the fact that you pulled the trigger. Just done. You stab somebody. You could just go in once and just hold it there and. Like you're still present as f***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then you pull it out. You still got the tool you did.

Cristina: It with, and you're just poisoning then. Worse than the gun thing because you're up close still.

Jack: You don't have to be up close.

Cristina: You don't have to. But in this case, in this imaginary case where you're just watching them as they drink your.

Jack: No, I don't think it changes anything.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Because that person is dying as a result of your actions, but you're not literally acting on them dying.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like, you gave them the bottle. You could just walk away. Maybe he drinks and maybe he doesn't. That feels way more removed than I'm for a fact. Even if I'm over there, I shot you. You wouldn't die without my action.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like, over there. I set the situation. But maybe you don't die. Maybe you never drink it. You're like, oh, this b**** is kind of crazy. Throw it away.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then you live forever because not drinking it is how you become immortal, as said by God in the Bible.

Cristina: He becomes immortal because he doesn't drink it. All right, but he still. Then he ends up marrying Matilda, though. Or Miranda.

Jack: Yes, because he outlives his wife, who dies because he's immortal.

Cristina: Okay, but Miranda's not immortal.

Jack: She's also immortal because magic she made. They're both immortal. Because magic.

Cristina: Because magic. Okay.

Jack: No, but Samantha's magic failed. Well, God gives people magic.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Forgetting that prayer and magic are the same thing.

Cristina: That's. Yes, I forget that. Yes, God is very magical. And he can make people magical.

Jack: Yes, he makes many. There's many saints. Sometimes he gives Pete the wrong people magic, like St. Patrick, and then he's just, like, overpowered. He's like, I'm f****** strong arm God, and to do whatever I want.

Cristina: Then their bloods become magical, and you could, like, pray to their blood and it'll make. It'll heal you. Yes, like some.

Jack: Thus.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Well, let's. Let's be clear here. Let's be totally clear here, because this is canon and it's totally part of the lore that Jesus Christ drank some. No, actually, this is my theory. Right. Jesus Christ became a vampire. Not by drinking blood. We know he's the first vampire, factually, but he's the first vampire because he does know where the tree is, and he ate the fruit. Bam.

Cristina: That kept him alive forever.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Not needing to drink blood. He just liked drinking blood.

Jack: But the thing is in his blood. And what do we do afterwards? What do his homies do? They drink his f****** blood.

Cristina: Yes, but what makes him a vampire is that he actually drinks blood too. Are you saying he's not a vampire or. He is a vampire.

Jack: That's a complicated question. Is he drinking blood is the question.

Cristina: Yes. That's all I want to know.

Jack: Because we know he's immortal.

Cristina: We know he's immortal and he wants people to drink his blood, but is he's drinking other people's blood.

Jack: Oh, s***. You know, all this actually checks out, though, because we do know that Jehovah of Light, after being imprisoned by Jehovah of Dark, mm, for many years, figured out, if I become mortal, then escape my prison and I could f****** kill Jehovah of Dark or imprison him or whatever happens. We don't know. He's just not around anymore. We know that much. So then he became Jesus and then became a God from the point of Jesus. So the question is, did he invent the path? And because we know God of Dark now, we know at least came from the shadow realm, he didn't need blood. Is the fruit a metaphor for blood? And Jehovah of Light invented the idea of adrenochrome by drinking blood. People drank blood before. Sacrifices were done before.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. The fruit isn't fruit. It's blood.

Jack: It's A metaphor.

Cristina: It's blood.

Jack: It's a blood.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He drank blood to become immortal.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then managed to become God again and stop Jehovah of dark.

Cristina: And then he gave it to other people to live forever.

Jack: So he became a vampire. He was a vampire.

Cristina: He was a vampire. What? But then whose blood is the tree? Also just maybe a creature. It's that cow from the Norse mythology. The space cow.

Jack: F*** you totally right about that one point because we established the entire. We talked about this very point before.

Cristina: Two brothers with the cow. Because if the good one is good and one is evil, if it's still Jesus, you know the. What is it? The dark and the light.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: They had another. The cow. What if that's a real thing too?

Jack: Well, no, we know that Jehovah of light and Jehovah dark are probably unrelated. Not really Jehovah. This is some s*** we call them. They're not brothers. They're just two things. One of them came out of nowhere.

Cristina: But that story is one is based on the other. Like they're still there fighting. And there might have been something else with them.

Jack: Well, the theory here is that whatever. Because Jehovah is still a demigod even when he's God got it out. Because even Santa Claus is more powerful than he is. Yeah, but because you're thinking omniscient God like you think the creation of the universe scale.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Jehovah didn't do that. He's nowhere near that powerful. But what blood did he drink? That's the question. He became quickly took a three year period from the time that he began preaching to the time that he died and transcended.

Cristina: I think it's fairy blood now that I'm thinking about because there has to be a creature that Santa Claus or.

Jack: Santa Claus didn't do. But you know, he works with fairies or whatever.

Cristina: But I think fairies is the solution because they can easily come from there to here.

Jack: Why have we never talked about this before? There's so many interesting things. What blood did Jesus take? Is the fruit just a metaphor? And fairy blood.

Cristina: It makes sense. Never cross our mind the fairies were the gods. The God literally drink the fairy blood and then that's weakened the fairies to just be fairies.

Jack: And he didn't drink all their blood? Drink the blood of every.

Cristina: No, I guess not. But he. Yes, but still. Okay. It's possible though that he drank fairy blood.

Jack: It's possible he drank fairy blood. But fairies can't compete with Jehovah because Jehovah can give a random dude, the power to get rid of the fairies. You see my point? Like, the fairies were not that crazy. Like, a random demigod is stronger. They were called gods by people who hadn't seen the demigods at rule.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: And then when they did, they're like, no, those are the gods. But they haven't seen Santa Claus and like, the creators of the universe or whatever, which are like omniscient, overpowered beings. Okay, really? Santa Clauses for Earth? Yeah, but there's like some s*** Santa Claus, like, what the f***?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You know, like, can Santa Claus combat the sun? No, that's just some f****** creek. An overpowered cloud that would s*** on f******. I can destroy your whole planet in one shot.

Cristina: But would he still be alive if he did that?

Jack: Who, Santa?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No, he'd be f*****. Because who's he's gonna get fear from, huh?

Cristina: But he lives that attack and just.

Jack: Maybe he might have the power scale to at least survive the destruction of Earth and just live in the vacuum. But now you don't have your source of adrenochrome.

Cristina: And then you'll become adrenochrome.

Jack: But fear. Yes.

Cristina: Oh, s***.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Feral Santa Claus. Oh, wait, there's a creature like that already. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Krampus.

Cristina: Krampus. Yep.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. And he also knows if you're being naughty or nice. Well, they work together.

Cristina: Things that work.

Jack: Allegedly.

Cristina: Allegedly. Yeah. Maybe that's just Santa having a bad day.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Not enough fear.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Christmas spirit is down this year, and he's. He's getting to that point where he's tweaking out a bit.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, maybe that does happen. Maybe he's not as strong as we thought he was. Well, he's strong, but not as. Like, he doesn't get as much power as we thought.

Jack: No, he does. Just. He has. Here's the trick we got to remember, you're always the level of power you got.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's just whether you're feral or not.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You don't lose the level of power you have. Like, a zombie is still f****** nuts.

Cristina: Yeah, it's f*****.

Jack: It's just not gonna stop the same way vampires just f****** nuts. It's just not gonna stop. But there's a difference in distribution because one is clear minded and conscious and the other one's feral as f***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're so equally powerful. Like, you can have zombies versus vampires. And realistically, chances are the vampire is gonna f****** lose out because you can't drink the zombie blood. And as a vampire, you Use way more of your energy while a tiny little bit of it is enough to keep the zombie going.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So, like, feral's probably stronger.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Because you're not holding back.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The same amount of power you had before. So you can the drinochrome or the fear, depending which one you're using brings you up. And you never come down from the roof you were at. That's why we can have a feral God like Jehovah fall off the wagon, and he's still just as powerful. Yeah, but he's evil, doing crazy things. Or at least we thought until we found out that they weren't even the same guy.

Cristina: Yeah, it's too different. So. But do you think it's fairies?

Jack: It could totally be, man.

Cristina: It's crazy because that was the original thing coming from somewhere else to here before Jesus.

Jack: Yes. And that actually Jehovah got. Jehovah Dark must have gotten the idea from the fairies because they could come in and out easily. And Jehovah Dark is not a fairy. As far as we know.

Cristina: As far as we know.

Jack: But if he were, then so is Jehovah. No, because he didn't go. No, because the problem is Jehovah Dark would have come through sooner. He would have been there at the beginning. No, he was at a spot.

Cristina: He was at a spot. Yeah.

Jack: There were people before that, so. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Cristina: No to the fairies.

Jack: No to Jehovah Dark being a fairy.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or either Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But we got questions to answer, and we probably have to catch a fairy now.

Cristina: Oh, that's hard.

Jack: Because we got to find out if the fruit is a metaphor for blood.

Cristina: If it is, it has to be. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: If it is, whose blood did Jesus drink?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Was it a fairy? And if it is, should we be catching fairies and feeding them to the sub humans?

Cristina: Are we already giving them adrenochrome?

Jack: Yeah, but we're gonna f****** give them fairy blood. Okay, bro. Can fairies feel fears? Then the question.

Cristina: I don't think so. I don't think so. I've never.

Jack: This is magical blood. It wasn't even like adrenochrome. It was just magic blood. Yes, because also, there's no vampire like Jesus. This is another thing. Whatever he did have was unique.

Cristina: It was.

Jack: And even people drinking his blood, like, there are people who drink blood. There are creatures who drink blood, and they are a certain thing. We know humans who drink blood become a vampire, but there's no vampire like Jesus. There's just Jesus and even the people who drank Jesus blood, we call those people apostles. The people who literally drank his blood, they're still not like Jesus.

Cristina: Nope.

Jack: He had something special.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But it could also be the fact that he was God ahead of time and became this mortal vessel just to escape the imprisonment that Jehovah of Dark put him in. So who knows?

Cristina: Who knows?

Jack: There's many.

Cristina: Let's go see though.

Jack: Yes, we have.

Cristina: Double check this apple thing.

Jack: We have. We have roads to take now. But yes, we're. We're out here running out of time. Although that's so fascinating. Oh, so cool. I've never thought of this before. You have questions.

Cristina: That makes so much sense.

Jack: Questions to answer. Anyways, if you guys are curious about how we came to any, like, any of these pieces of lore that you just heard. There's many and it's always getting more complicated.

Cristina: It really is very intricate and dense. Came out of nowhere.

Jack: Yeah. We can hear how we discovered Jehovah of Dark is from the shadow realm. And we can. You can see how we found out that Jehovah, there are two Jehovah's and all the other creatures that come from the shadow realm and what adrenochrome is and how gods feed off of fear and like any number of things.

Cristina: And why Jesus is a vampire or Jesus a vampire.

Jack: That's happened many times. He's had that one. There's a bunch of stuff.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: You find all that stuff on the official website, greethoughts.info on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

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Cristina: Yes. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. If you have somebody who's brainwashed into religion, show them that they're worshiping the devil by telling them it's Jehovah of.

Cristina: Dark and you're going to h***. And.

Jack: And if you go to h***, you're gonna get by a bunch of dudes.

Cristina: Yep. This has been the Rambling Podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: Maybe, maybe he just loves having hot sauce. So he brings it around with him just for food. And then he was like, oh, but I can also use this.

Jack: You think he's out here promoting a special hot sauce to everybody he has sex with?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's like, he thought this was hot. He thought this sex was hot. You wouldn't believe what I've got. And then his homie just hands him a bottle of hot sauce and he's like, the Drake official hot sauce.

Cristina: He should have his own hot sauce.

Jack: He probably does. I bet most f****** celebrities got some hot sauce. Especially because it's, like, big now.

Cristina: Hot sauce.

Jack: Yeah, because of wings. Of hot wings.

Cristina: He should definitely advertise some hot sauce. That would be great. Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and Published by Great Thoughts.in Fox Art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister, with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 172: Proto-Indo-European Mythology

What is the origin story of the universe? The origin of the world? The origin of life? Why do all things come in pairs and what does this have to do with the Gods presiding over Earth now? The duo decides to unpack the outstandingly complex and abstract concepts within Proto-Indo-European Mythologies of duality, mentalism, creationism and the origin of religion in an attempt to understand the nature of reality and what might or might not be true.

Rambling 172: Proto-Indo-European Mythology

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Proto-Indo-European Mythology
  • Creationism
  • Creationist Sacrifice
  • Female Gods
  • Duality
  • Mentalism
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Faith
  • Religion
  • Judaism
  • Christianity
  • Islam

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to the Rambling podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: And this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So pull somebody close because we're falling down the rabbit hole right now, right off the bat, because this conversation already started and we just needed to create this intro to have it. Because we need to.

Cristina: We need it.

Jack: We need to. Okay, where were we? So we start all the way now. We just pulled up the. Yeah, we just pulled up the hermetic principles because they seem to align with everything. We're just having a conversation that just so happens to involve creationism, and we're looking at proto Indo European mythology in real, that everything is not only based on it, but that it holds true. So the mythology goes that it seems that there are always two in the case of Judaism, and it seems like most things. So in Greek mythology, sun kills mother, you said. And in Norse mythology, sun kills father.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While in Indo European. In proto Indo European mythology, twins, one. Larger one. Smaller. The larger one dies for the smaller one. And then in Judaism, El Elyon, which was previously considered to be two gods, is suddenly one God. At some point, presumably, El was taken out by Elyon or Elyon taken out by El, and then the remainder moved forward with the name. Now, in all of these cases, they exist where there is nothing. This is the argument. There's nothing. First, there is nothing, but then this lines up with the hermetic principles.

Cristina: That's one. We decided to get out the principle because it does explain everything. It explains everything.

Jack: Yeah. We always. Okay, so it always comes up in part of any conversation, whether we're talking philosophy or religion or even politics or just genetics. If we're talking evolution and Darwinism, it always shows up the same hermetic principles are present in seemingly everything.

Cristina: And we think it's.

Jack: It's a creation guide.

Cristina: Yes, it's the beginning.

Jack: It's the map of the beginning.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And now. So we're discussing this, and we come across the possibility that this is a true creation guide. And so we're comparing notes. El Elyon. If we assume, just like all the religions that came out of the proto Indo European mythology, that seems to be Norse and Greek and Judaism and Hinduism and the Celtic belief systems and all these things. All of them. All of them came from the proto Indo European mythology. There was one people who had this belief system. They were around a volcano. The volcano blew the f*** up. And because they were around the volcano, they were cut off from each other and they just ran in their respective directions. But a volcano is circular, so they just literally ran in every direction. Those people losing sight of all the other people from the same civilization later took their myths and these myths evolved into. To what we consider the religions of the world today.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: But they all share similarities. Because of that before, we thought they were based on one another, but doing incredibly deep research, we just found out that's the order in which they were written that we're saying they happened in, when in reality they were all based on the same group of people. They just all discovered the ability to record their information at different times.

Cristina: All of these stories are way older.

Jack: Than even the creek.

Cristina: Yes. But way older than anything written.

Jack: Yes. Because the first couple of written things are not even that long ago, as opposed to how long ago these stories were told.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So we have. We say Greek mythology came first, but that's wrong because it came at the same time as Norse mythology. It was just recorded, like 5,000 years back.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And so this pattern we're just seeing when it was written, not when it happened, because they all happened at the same time. It's the same group of people who.

Cristina: Left their home, became everyone else, and became everyone else.

Jack: Now. El Elyon, two gods. One kills the other.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And in proto Indo European mythology, two brothers, one kills the other. Greek mythology, son kills mother. Norse mythology, son kills father. There's first nothing. Let's go to the hermetic principles. What is that? That's everything is mind. There was nothing. There was a. A potential something. And then eventually, this potential something created consciousness and asked, what am I? But who did it ask?

Cristina: There had to be a second something, another something.

Jack: Exactly. Which leads us to the next hermetic principle, polarity. Everything is dual. Two things must happen. If you ask, who am I? You must be asking something we don't even need to ask. If you suddenly start perceiving, there must be something for you to perceive. There's something must be be there with you.

Cristina: Yeah. So the moment one thing became a.

Jack: Thing, so did the other.

Cristina: So did the other.

Jack: Yeah, basically. Which is weird when you think about it. Right. There's potential everything. But then it became something. Well, what happened you needed to remove something for what's left to become a thing. But then what you removed must also become a thing. That's what happens. It's split into two different things made of the same stuff.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So then you have one and two polarity. Two things that happened. Whether it's El Elyon, mother, son, father, son, lovers, or brothers. You end up with two things by default.

Cristina: Yes. And two opposite things.

Jack: Two opposite things. They must be different somehow because they're never equal. Now, what's interesting is one must always kill the other to create the universe. That argument seems to be consistent in the case of the proto Indo European mythology. The smaller brother kills the bigger brother, and that of his body creates the universe and humanity.

Cristina: And all these other stories is the same thing. One of them has to die in.

Jack: Order to create the universe.

Cristina: To create the universe. Yep.

Jack: Interesting, interesting. Now, this takes us to the next hermetic principle, the principle of gender, which says everything is gender. Everything is masculine and feminine. Which brings up an interesting point, which is around the point that we decided we needed to start recording this because it's checking out too hard.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We usually believe man created the universe.

Cristina: Because that's how it's always written, but. Yes.

Jack: But that's wrong, because in every one of these stories, the smaller kills the bigger.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The larger God is killed by the smaller God, the larger brother is killed by the smaller brother, presumably. L. Or if El is the smaller one, because we're just gonna assume based on the name being smaller. And Elyon is the larger one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because of the larger name. Just throwing. Attaching some value to either one of them.

Cristina: Yeah. Just guessing here.

Jack: Then L killed Elyon to create the universe and continued forward with the name El Elyon.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And that just means Judaism is probably even more accurate.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Than most other religions.

Cristina: And we were relating it, though, to what was it? The feminine and. Yeah, yeah.

Jack: No, masculine and feminine. Because at the end of the day, we believe that males created the universe, but that's wrong. Because if we look at how nature presents itself.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The male is who gets sacrificed. The male is who goes. Because the male must give up something for then the female to create with it. That's literally how it shows in nature.

Cristina: Exactly what happens.

Jack: Yes. The male doesn't create s***. The male gives up what is needed to be created for it is needed for creation by the female.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Meaning Jehovah is either a female or the wrong God we're looking at. But even through Judaism, he isn't even the main God because He comes from El. Him.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Which is Yahweh. Yahweh comes from El Elyon.

Cristina: Oh, it's so confusing.

Jack: But then everything has this chaos exists within Greek mythology. There's this greater thing that was nothing, and then two things came from it. And one of the things had to sacrifice the other of the things to create the universe.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So the creation story holds up pretty solidly.

Cristina: That's so crazy. Yes.

Jack: And the hermetic principles seem to be associated with everything. If we look at just polarity, two things must happen. It is unquestionable. It just breaks it up. And those two things, one needs to be masculine and the other one needs to be feminine. The masculine. The stronger one, the bigger one, the more potential must be sacrificed to spread that potential into creation. Yes, by the feminine. The male isn't what's important. The male is what gets killed to create. The female is what's important. I guess either way, you still need both.

Cristina: You need both.

Jack: They're both equally important in different ways.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Interesting. No female has ever given birth without a male.

Cristina: Like.

Jack: Like the sperm is important. Oh. But you don't need a man. You don't need a father. You need a sperm donor. That is fact. There's no way around that part.

Cristina: What about Mary?

Jack: No, Mary's a weird, impossible story.

Cristina: Yes, I know. Do we go all through all of these?

Jack: What about correspondence as above, so below?

Cristina: Yeah, I guess we kind of already talked about that. How animals are doing this.

Jack: Yeah. When it comes to creation. But actually when we talk about every single part. Right. Because if we say that there's the potential for something and that that collapsed into two things and that then that created one of them was sacrificed and created the universe with the help of the other that was not sacrificed. The other one who's not sacrificed molds the body of the sacrifice into universe. And then from that come humans. Now, life in general has the same process. First, there is the potential. Whatever exists inside your mind, that consciousness, that is a singular entity. And it breaks up into two things. Your conscious mind and your subconscious mind. One of them got sacrificed and pushed into the background. That is what creates perception. Then the front is the one that's taking in the information. So actually, you could say that the one that's inside the smaller, weaker of the two is the one creating perception. So the subconscious is the feminine, because the subconscious is the one that's deciding what the universe looks like. While the conscious mind is out here. It's sacrificed into the physical world. It's Unsafe. It's in the place where danger could happen.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It was thrown out there. But still, there's two things. So duality is already satisfied.

Cristina: Oh, wow. In our minds. Well, yeah.

Jack: Just the concept of reality and the breaks up like that over and over.

Jack: Even if we go to the atomic scale, there are atoms that have electrons and protons. Down to the atomic scale, we have things that are too. And there's a nucleus, there's a center that they're both hovering around. There's the important thing where the electrons and protons are kind of part of. So there's the one thing that's the two things. Yes, the nucleus. So everything has this rhythm, everything has this pattern.

Cristina: It's weird. I was reading earlier, though, about just random things that were taken out of the Bible, and one of them was that Jesus was talking about. We have two souls and one belongs to God. Or something like that.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Like even whatever's happening in us spiritually would be too.

Jack: Duality. Maybe he was speaking. Maybe. A lot of the debates are that when people are referring to the spirit, they are talking about our conscious mind. What is it that moves you? What is that affects your body? How do we move? How do we think? How do we process at all? And that we're talking about the conscious and subconscious mind when we're referring to the spirit. But in this case, it makes sense to say that there's two.

Cristina: Yes. So he actually knew that there was two. He was talking about the conscious and the unconscious.

Jack: Of conscious. Yeah. Interesting. That's a fascinating idea that just kind of. I don't know, it's overpowered. Because how is it that the hermetic principles are so on point, all of them. The principle of mentalism. Everything is mind. The principle of correspondence. As above. So below vibration, nothing rests, Everything moves. Which is interesting. Right. Because the second that the potential collapse into two things. Action began. The universe must be created.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah. And then everything happened.

Jack: And everything is still happening.

Cristina: And everything is still happening. Yeah.

Jack: From the moment that it stopped being singular, everything has been happening.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Even if you look at the Big Bang, okay.

Cristina: There's.

Jack: So there's nothing. And then boom, there's something. And s*** has been happening since.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Just nothing rests. Everything just keeps happening forever.

Cristina: It's impossible to stop.

Jack: It's weird, because the hermetic principles line up perfectly with science too. There's nothing that violates these rules. There's nothing.

Cristina: Mmm. Did we go through all of them, then?

Jack: Rhyme, rhythm.

Cristina: Rhythm. Oops.

Jack: Well, there's vibration. Nothing Rests. There's a polarity, too, of everything. There's gender, masculine and feminine. There's rhythm. Everything comes and goes. There's flow. There's up and down to everything. You have only joy because you know what sadness is. And you can only experience sadness because you know what joy is.

Cristina: Do you think rhythm somehow relates to the gods and how they work, though?

Jack: If you think of Jehovah specifically, he must be forgiving, but he must also be wrathful. So there's the up and the down. If you look at the creation of the universe, then there must be the death in order to create life. That's literally the up than the down, or the down, then the up, depending how you want to look at it.

Cristina: Yes, I guess I could read the down.

Jack: Yeah. So it's not only that there is polarity within that situation that came from mentalism, and there is a masculine and feminine breakdown of those things. And also Korra's. The fact that everything keeps moving infinitely once that mentalism breaks into two individuals, but rather that there is flow. There must be something incredibly dark to bring something, to literally bring the light.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Death is the bringer of life. Something died first. Death was number one, and then life. Without death, there could be no life.

Cristina: Death was the first supernatural, the closest thing to the truth.

Jack: How death and God happened at the same time. They don't really know who came first. Yeah, interesting. Could be.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Yeah, that's.

Cristina: I guess they had two main gods. It wasn't just God.

Jack: It was the darkness and the light.

Cristina: Yeah. Which we've been talking about.

Jack: Yeah. Polarity. Interesting. And it's possible that death predates God.

Cristina: But even in this story that we're saying in Supernatural. No, I mean in with the.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Because the. When we're talking about the current God, we're talking way down the line because there is these two gods that collapse out of the Nothing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Oh, s***. Yeah. Supernatural got it. Because what happened there was literally the nothing. Now, the nothing didn't create the universe. There was potential. And out of that potential came death and the nothing. But was death death, or did the nothing get rid of death? Or did death get rid of the nothing? Death might have killed the nothing. Thus something could happen.

Cristina: That makes sense.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Weird. But then that makes God death. No, no.

Jack: Okay, wait, Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah, no.

Jack: Jehovah's way down the line. No, just some other s*** that happened.

Cristina: The main God, I guess, the creator of everything, was death.

Jack: Yes, yes. That's to say that the younger brother who killed the older Brother.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We now call death.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's to say that whatever son killed the mother is who we call death. Let's just say whatever son killed the father is who we call death. Because the first act they made was to murder.

Cristina: Yes. While the bigger one was the nothing.

Jack: The life.

Cristina: The life.

Jack: No way.

Cristina: Came out of nothing.

Jack: Life came out of nothing. In order to have life, you must remove nothing.

Cristina: Crap.

Jack: This is abstract as f***.

Cristina: Solve the problem. Oh, my gosh. We solved the problem of nothing. And how something came out of nothing.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Death happened. Death is a solution.

Jack: Yes. Death happened to nothing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now, death in itself is a concept that doesn't apply to anything. It's just an idea of removing. But removing what? Well, if there's nothing, then you're removing there being nothing, which by default, allows there to be something.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Because when you're like, okay, there's nothing, we'll try to conceive nothing. Well, that's hard. But what if the being nothing died? Well, now. Now there's something because the nothing died. Yeah, but that's a problem because that does hold up solidly, which. With the theory of the universe. Right. Because it would. It would cycle.

Cristina: If. Cycle.

Jack: If nothing could die, then something could die.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: So something will eventually die, and then that will be the birth of nothing.

Cristina: Yes. And it will be a slow death, though, so it's okay. Because I don't think death is in a rush anyway to kill anything.

Jack: Death doesn.

Cristina: Death happens.

Jack: Death happens. Yes.

Cristina: So there's no. Like. It's not a being that's waiting for people to die or anything. It's just. It's gonna happen.

Jack: We personify it. Yes, but these two beings we're talking about, we're just. Again, when you ask, what am I? There must be something you are asking. Otherwise, what's the point of the question? So this potential suddenly becomes a place with nothing or the lack of a place. It just becomes nothing. And death, the only anything, is.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then nothing must die for there to be something there. But death doesn't die. Death is just death. Death has always been there, and it's still here. Yes. Death will always be there.

Cristina: Yeah. Yes. It all makes sense.

Jack: It all makes sense. Death is the everything.

Cristina: God, or whatever you want to call it.

Jack: Wow. That's f*****.

Cristina: I mean, because we think of death as a bad thing.

Jack: Yes, but it's natural.

Cristina: It's natural. It's the most natural.

Jack: The most natural thing.

Cristina: So you should be worshiping death, I guess.

Jack: Yeah, kind of. If we're really talking about the. The most ultimate of gods. Right. Because Jehovah could probably die easily. Jehovah could die, Zeus could die. Any of these gods could die. They're gods, but they're not infinite. They're immortal, by our understanding. But they can kill one another, which means death can happen. Yeah, it's proven.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The only thing that can't die is death itself. Because then everything would last forever.

Cristina: Yeah, except I guess it lasts forever until there is no more death. Because all the things that died.

Jack: No, no, no. There can't be. Because then there would exist nothing. And nothing will eventually die again and thus start cycle.

Cristina: Okay, okay.

Jack: You could even put it like this mentalism. First there was a single potential energy, and that single potential energy f****** died. And two things came out of it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then one killed the other.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that created the universe. So first gods were created by the death of the potential energy that then led to the death of one of the gods that then created the universe. S***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Death is the ultimate God. Yeah, because the nothing. No, that's just something that popped up and then nothing died in order to create the something.

Cristina: Yes, and eventually the somethings will all die, and then there will be nothing.

Jack: Yeah, It'll be the birth of nothing. Yeah, and nothing could last for an infinity before it dies. Yes, because that's the thing.

Cristina: We trust nothing to realize that it's something for it to die.

Jack: No, no, no, no. The nothing is nothing. It doesn't realize it's something. The death of nothing. When you remove nothing, you are left with something.

Cristina: Yes, but how did. What is the thing that asks itself what it is? Where did that come from? Because it was first nothing and death? Or was death the one?

Jack: That's interesting. That's interesting. Right. Because it's possible that death, the infinite potential, asked and in asking, realized there's me. But I am asking what? Nothing.

Cristina: And then it killed nothing. Okay. Yes.

Jack: So nothing and death were the same thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's to say we. I have the thing. The, the. The argument that perception and nothingness equals somethingness. So there is a perceiver looking into the non existence and sees something.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But there's nothing. There's really nothing. We can prove that almost down to the f****** granular neurological level. The everything is created inside your head. There's probably nothing outside of your head. Yeah, that's probably the fact it's just energy. Yes, but we're looking at nothing and thus we see something.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Is death the perceiver or is death or am I wrong about that? Right. And death is. I mean, do we need the perceptual layout for this? This is where you are. You and your subconscious are connected in such a way where your subconscious believes their world is the real world.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Right. And you believe your world is the real world. Now you can make. I love the roller coaster versus the coffee. Right. You are sitting home and your friend calls you or sends you a text message. You look at your phone, and in your phone it says, hey, you want to go to theme park? You're here having coffee. In your mind, you were just living the moment of having coffee. In your head, you're having coffee. But they. You read the message, and now you hate theme parks. So the first thing you picture is the horror of you on a rollercoaster hating the roller coaster. Oh, my God. So scary. Ah. Rollercoaster.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: In your mind's universe, that was a seamless transition. There was not. They weren't sitting at home drinking coffee, and then, boop. Oh, my God. I'm suddenly on a roller coaster. What the f*** is happening? No, to them, it's seamless. They wouldn't. They wouldn't know. There was a moment, a second ago, to them, there was a road that led here.

Cristina: Yeah. They were probably asked the same thing, and they said yes. And then they went on.

Jack: They went on the road. But you don't see that part. You made these events happen, and seamlessness corrects it. You could be living the same moment where you were just doing some whole other thing, and now you're suddenly doing whatever it is you're doing now. But it doesn't feel like you're suddenly there. It feels seamless, like you got here through a set of processes.

Cristina: But you might just be this. Other things. Thoughts.

Jack: Yeah. You're just the thoughts of what you think is your subconscious, but to your subconscious, you're the subconscious.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What if that's what's happening here? And that because it's one tangled mess that you can't really separate, but it is one f****** thing. And we're thinking death, but death is, by default, life. And this is some sort of tangled mess that we don't really comprehend. It's the same s*** somehow.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that the nothing and something are exactly the same thing. Now hear me out. This is where it gets kind of weird.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: What if life, then nothing, if death, then something. Life can only occupy where there is nothing, and death can only occupy where there is something. The thing that is life. Death is one thing, and the Thing that is something, nothing is the other thing. The potential is what they both were. But then in the collapse of that, we end up with this polarity.

Cristina: Which is. Okay. That is.

Jack: It's complicated because we think of life and death as two different things, but they're same thing, Right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And something and nothing is two different things, but they're the same thing. And so this collapses into these two different entities. Life, death is one, and nothing, something is the other. And whenever there's life, there is nothing. And through that process, life happens. Now there's something, but that something has to die. The same thing that made life will take it. And the same place where there is nothing, there is something. And it's an infinite fluctuation.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because rhythm.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everything happens in waves according to the hermetic principles.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So it just jumps back and forth over and over. If nothing, then life, if something, then death.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Wherever there's nothing, there will be life happening. And that's the process. Right. So in this moment of the breakdown that these two something, nothing, life, death, things. Imma boppers exist. Yeah. Whatever the case, this might be, these things might be or might not be.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Life invaded the nothing, and the death of nothing is creation.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So the nothing became the something and then flipped by default. Because they're also tangled. It seems like they're not connected, but they're also literally the same one energy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So life killed nothing. Thus something happened. And then death kills something that happened where there was nothing. And this cycle is forever.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It always fluctuates. So even down to the smallest of scales, atoms coming in and out of.

Cristina: Existence, they are the same, but they're not.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: And it's really hard to say what is what.

Jack: Here's the thing. All things are masculine and all things are feminine. In this argument, we would be saying that when life, then life is what's feminine. Life is the creator, and nothing is the masculine that must die.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But when something, something is the feminine.

Cristina: Oh. Because it's always flipping. Okay.

Jack: It's always flipping. And death is what has to wait it out. But death is not the creator, it's the remover.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Interesting. Yes.

Cristina: Yes. Because they always. They're both flipping. Yes.

Jack: They always flip. And they flip in rhythm, in sync.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So if one is up, the other is down. If one is down, the other's up. And it always. This always happens.

Cristina: It possible to have both up or both down or that camp.

Jack: That's interesting. I don't know. Could we have nothing and death because I guess the argument would be that we're confident, we're trying to think about it on a human scale. Right. But life and death are essentially the same thing. Because in either case, if we just take away the term life and death and just say killed, you killed the nothing until it was alive until something happened. You killed the nothing until something happened. Okay, but you can kill the something until nothing happens.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Do you see?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now the question is, I guess, no, they don't switch. Because whatever the case might be, the killer is always the creator. It's always the female. Death and life are the feminine. That must always sacrifice the lack of something or the existence of something to create the other.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, so those are both masculine.

Jack: Masculine. Those are both masculine.

Cristina: But does that make sense that it would flip two different masculines?

Jack: Well, no, no, we're thinking flipping because we're thinking of it from a human scale. There's just one thing there.

Cristina: It's just one thing. Okay.

Jack: And life and death, that's again, just us labeling the different experiences. But at that scale. Yeah, there's no difference. It's just. How does this affect that? Well, this happens.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The killer must always kill and it kills whatever there is or isn't. If it kills something, there isn't, then now there is something. And if it kills something, there is. Well, now there is nothing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And that's always the way.

Cristina: Yeah, it's that. That's it.

Jack: That's it. There's killer and creation or destruction.

Cristina: There's killer and destruction.

Jack: Yeah. It's hard to explain because it's still us using now. Killer. Okay, we summarize it. We summarize killer. I don't know how to summarize nothing. Something. Because nothing is such a complicated concept.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: We'll call it anything.

Jack: No, because that's still something. Anything is something. We could say. Well, that brings us back. Right. Instead of saying consciousness, but I guess that's a good one. Right?

Cristina: What?

Jack: Consciousness is the equivalent of life and death and perception is the other thing. So the conscious mind perceives. If we say perception is. No, because perception is witnessing. And then again, we are back to the problem that you can't perceive nothingness, but whatever this life, death thing is, the killer is still capable of interacting with the nothing.

Cristina: To turn into something.

Jack: To turn it into something. So it's beyond the idea of perception. It's beyond perception. Yeah, it has to be. So we have the before and the after. We have potential. And then we have the stage that we cannot define right now. And after that, we have perception and existence.

Cristina: It's because nothing is so hard to think about.

Jack: I don't know. Unless nothing and something are totally different things. And there is something different between life and death. On the flip side.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Oh, s***. Maybe. Maybe. What if. What if we're looking at this wrong and something and nothing aren't states of. Aren't the opposite state that split off, but rather.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Life and death are not the same thing. The things that came out of the potential are life and death. And whichever one at any moment dominates the other results in what there is. Let's assume we exist within whatever's not dead, but they always switch roles. This allows us for them to switch roles in an infinite ongoing battle in reality. Sometimes death is the winner and there is nothing. But sometimes life is the winner and there is something.

Cristina: But how does something come out of nothing? Well, that way.

Jack: No, no, no. The one title that we put at the beginning for both of them being one thing, still applies here. Kill. If death kills life, then nothing. If life kills death, then something.

Cristina: Okay, so at the end, then that happens.

Jack: Yeah. That decides whether something or nothing.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So there's potential and then there's life and death as two polarities. The universe hasn't been created, and neither of these things are something yet. They're nothing. It's. They're nothing and something simultaneously. They managed to be both.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That works.

Cristina: That checks out okay. Yeah.

Jack: They managed to both be both.

Cristina: They're both nothing and something.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Something is a thing. It's whatever these are. But these aren't really things.

Jack: These aren't really things. These concepts come to something and nothing out of the potential that existed. They're different potentials. One potential of all became two different potentials. The potential is everything is potentially alive or potentially dead.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The end is still just potential. They're just potentials.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There isn't something or nothing yet. They infinitely fight and forever wave in and out of who wins.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Maybe before. Well, actually, we can say that everywhere there there is nothing.

Cristina: Death.

Jack: And everywhere there's something is life. We look out into space and we're like, what's the fabric of the universe? Well, it looks empty. Well, there's not really anything there. There's particles. If we zoom in really close those particles, that's something, that's life. But in the space between them, if we were to get as small as possible and leave as far as possible from the gravitational impact of anything, well, that's death. There's nothing there. Darkness and not even darkness as a concept. That's us looking at light spots and seeing the dark equivalent. Yeah, but there's not even dark. There's nothing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's death. That's a product of death. Life and death coexist, and nothing and something coexist as a result.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, interesting.

Jack: That's the same. Maybe death is the nothing and life is the something, and the battle equates to what happens as a result. But they're always battling through all of infinity. So both things exist simultaneously. Things will suddenly die. Things will suddenly live. There's always people being born. There's always plants growing. There's always planets. There's always. But there's also gaps of tremendous nothingness everywhere.

Cristina: But then the beginning doesn't make sense anymore, because in the beginning, there was nothing, and.

Jack: No, no, no.

Cristina: Nothing killed something to become.

Jack: At the beginning, everything. Nothing and something were one thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There was a singularity. Space hadn't existed yet. Space did not blow up into existence. Both things are just one potential thing. And then, boom, everything happened. But what did it mean, everything happened? Well, life and death split up, as did all the things. Now there's gaps of nothing and gaps of something.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Appropriately, one thing didn't die. Or the thing that.

Jack: Neither is dead necessarily. They're always killing each other.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: They're always killing each other. And we think one killed the other and one is dead, but not really. It is death because it is death.

Cristina: So, like.

Jack: And life is always life. You can't kill life and life can't kill death. But also, they're always killing each other, which is why we have life and death. Or they're never killing each other. So they coexist and merge into one another in weird ways that then leads to different combinations of things.

Cristina: Mm. Okay. So I guess it still checks out.

Jack: It's really complicated, though.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is, like, deep. Deep.

Cristina: This is the true religion, though.

Jack: This is the true religion. This is the true. And it's interesting because this all comes from proto Indo European mythology. Crossing it with the hermetic principles.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: To say all the religions are based on this. All of them. Everything that is considered a religion is based on the proto Indo European mythology and somehow the seven hermetic principles.

Cristina: Somehow.

Jack: Somehow the seven hermetic principles. Talk about the universe as a whole.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But so does the proto Indo European mythology, because, again, the smaller must kill the bigger, and then life happens. The female must take something from the male in order to create a baby. Like, it still checks out somehow.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's so strange, because even if you think of Greek mythology. Right. So son kills mother. Well, the son came from the mother, and the mother's eventually gonna die, but within that time, that child might give birth to child.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you came from the thing, the thing died, and then you made a thing of your own.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Maybe not literally. You killed your parent and molded somebody from it. But again, no, that may not have literally been the case. In Greek mythology, maybe they were talking about, well, the son will outlive the parent and create. That works. That fits reality. Children outlive their parents and oftentimes have their own kids.

Cristina: So that would work with the Greek. Was it Greek?

Jack: Yeah, it works with everything.

Cristina: Mm. What about the two brothers?

Jack: The two brothers. Well, that's interesting. Right. Because that doesn't fit the parenting style, but they're all talking. Once the proto Indo Europeans left the region after the volcano exploded and they all flew in their respective directions, whatever group was dominated by whatever thing probably made the thing happen. Right. So a bunch of men or a bunch of women being the primary population could have influenced how the story evolved in, for example, Greek mythology. Maybe the women talking to the children of, well, one day we will die, but you still have to keep making more of us.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then that's told to us in the version of son killing mother. Or a bunch of majority men happen, and then we end up with Norse mythology, where we get the narrative of, I might have created you, but you have to take everything you've learned from me when I die. And you're the man now, you have to move forward with whatever you have you've taken from me, whatever you've learned from me as your father. I die, you move forward with that knowledge, and you make. You create.

Cristina: Okay, so the brothers. One is the closest to the. To the right one, though.

Jack: Yes. To the duality which is also featured within Judaism.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is, well, El and Elyon.

Cristina: Because these things were probably at the same time.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And actually they're still at the same time. Really?

Jack: This, actually, based on where we landed here, suggests that Judaism is the most accurate, even more than the proto European mythology. Because the fact that El and Elyon are sort of two, but one suggests that understanding of life, death, simultaneously but different and the same, all at the same same time.

Cristina: But they thought one killed the other.

Jack: Though that's unclear whether they think one killed the other. One is the other. Oh, okay, there's a. That's the interesting part. It's merged in Such a way that yes, there were two, but yes, there's one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it's happening at the same time.

Cristina: Complicated.

Jack: The theory would be one killed the other.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And rolled forward with the name. But maybe they're both there, which is why the name didn't change. Why didn't it just became L Or just Elyon. Yeah, Elyon as one thing, but as two things simultaneously fits the 1 potential, 2 polarity, masculine, feminine, rhythm.

Cristina: Life, death, etc.

Jack: Life, death, all of it.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah, it fits.

Jack: So El Elyon is the greater God. Suggesting Judaism is the most accurate of religions because somehow they nailed this metaphysical concept quite accurately. Maybe the rest of the narrative don't necessarily make sense, but this highest of all points.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Seems to check out pretty well.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And somehow they got closer after the fact rather than at the beginning, because they still had the narrative of two brothers and a cow.

Cristina: And a cow. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that cow. Was that cow doing?

Jack: It was a cow of creation.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But it's like. No, cows weren't made yet, bro. What do you mean?

Cristina: The story, though. That would mean there was three main beings.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Which also. That's supernatural. No, stop. It's supernatural.

Jack: Supernatural is on point. Maybe they. I mean, supernatural probably did a lot of homework.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But this is completely fascinating. I am truly amazed by how this is playing out, because I don't. I did not expect this to happen this way.

Cristina: Finding out the truth, finding out that.

Jack: Death and life might not just be first. Okay. It is amazing that life and death, understanding nothing. We're getting closer to understanding nothing. That's interesting. That's a hard one too, right? That's a hard concept to get. But we are getting closer to understanding nothing and actually understanding that something is nothing, which is the visual we needed because understanding nothing on its own seems impossible. But understanding that something might be nothing or that death might be nothing and life might be something. One of these orientations is right.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now, something being nothing makes sense. It just flip flops. And life and death being the same thing, flip flopping as well makes sense. But I think it checks out more that life is something and death is nothing. And how they're touching each other and interacting with one another is what we perceive as reality.

Cristina: It's so intertwined, it's really hard to tell. It could be either way.

Jack: These could be four different entities in general. We don't know. Is that complicated?

Cristina: It could be. Yeah. It doesn't have to be two. It could be four, but it's more.

Jack: Likely that they're all the same thing.

Cristina: Yes. Because they're all the same thing.

Jack: Everything is one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everything is mental. Everything starts at the top. And even if life and death are this one entity questioning itself and it's like, what am I into? It has to ask something else. But also it's itself. It's the universe trying to understand itself.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's reality questioning what reality is. Thus life and death and something and nothing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And as a result, all of everything and all of nothing.

Cristina: Yes. All of it. I think so. I think that makes sense. Pretty sure. I hope this makes sense. Please someone say that this makes sense to you.

Jack: So freaking abstract.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is one of those really weird, fringy episodes where it's like. It takes somebody who went balls deep into this. Because here's the problem. This show used to have a lot of conversations like this in the past. But it's really dense s***. So we brought it home and started talking to you guys about more of our job type of stuff. Reporting on the things we should be reporting on that you want to know about.

Cristina: This kind of stuff.

Jack: Mythological things and creatures and. But now we're talking about the highest tier of creed. Because we talk Jehovah. You can under. You can wrap your head around Jehovah. It's simple. They get it.

Cristina: But nothing.

Jack: The nothing, the something. Life and death. We're talking the toppest of top tiers, the hermetic principles, the most abstract of concepts. We don't normally discuss these things because it is difficult to grasp. And like we report the news, man, we report on what creature is attacking what or what. We like to enlighten people with our job and what missions we have from the Illuminati and letting you guys know what's happening here in Universe World and the fact that we discover Universe 3 and just concept you can think about and wrap your head around. Not something that seems almost impossible to wrap your head around really. Is the idea of nothing is crazy and the fact that you can never experience death. But death is possible.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is weird. Right. Because this whole conversation and we're not mentioning the fact that consciousness somehow affects us because you got to be conscious too to witness life. But you have to be conscious to witness death. But you can still never witness death. Which then assures us death is nothingness. Because you couldn't experience death. You're always going to immediately be blinked into a situation which you didn't die.

Cristina: Yeah. You can never. Yes. So that you'll never experience nothing.

Jack: Yeah. You can't experience death. You can experience dying. That's different. You can experience dying. You can't experience death because you can't perceive something. That's unperceivable. You must be perceiving something. Therefore something must be there to perceive.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So death is. If we think about consciousness and perception, death is nothing. It is. That's that settled it. Consciousness settled what death is. Death is factually nothing. And life is factually something.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Alive. Perception, dead. No. You land back at life. It doesn't matter how long you were dead, you didn't see it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You're back to life. Maybe you're just waking up from a dream. You died. Maybe an infinity happened of blackness. But now you're back in life. You just blink, and to you it feels like an instant. I was just there. Now I'm here. But a billion trillion years happened. The universe got reshuffled infinitely until a combination happened that you can associate with. And now. Oh, here I am. Oh, that was just a dream.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But no. The universe ended in the time between you dying in a dream and you waking up in reality. But that wasn't a dream. That was just reality.

Cristina: That was reality.

Jack: But you didn't perceive the gap of trillions of infinities of nothing, because you can't perceive that. It's impossible.

Cristina: Yes, man. Nothing is really something. I guess. I don't know.

Jack: Like, nothing is not something. No. Now we've divided them.

Cristina: Oh, yes. Yes.

Jack: Death is nothing and life is something. And they're the same thing somehow. It's weird, right? Because we can say life something. Yes. And understand it as duality. Two different concepts at the same time. And understand death and nothing as two different concepts at the same time. Harder to wrap our heads around, but the same idea. And know that life and death are still somehow the same as life and something and death and nothing. Somehow, life and death have that same relationship with one another where they're the same thing, but also they're different.

Cristina: Life and death.

Jack: Yes. Somehow, life and death are the same, even if they're absolutely different.

Cristina: Yeah. Because one comes after the other no matter what.

Jack: Or they're happening at the same time.

Cristina: Or they're happening. Yeah. At the same time.

Jack: I don't think. I don't think there's a moment with one that there is a moment that there isn't with the other, you know?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I think. I think we've landed at the fact that. Because, again, they're the same thing. They're the same thing at the top.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I think that's the reality of the matter here. And somehow I don't get it. I don't get how the hermetic principles caught this now. The Jews got so close.

Cristina: I still don't understand it. I do understand it, and I don't understand it at the same time.

Jack: I mean, it's hard to grasp.

Cristina: Some parts.

Jack: It's hard to get.

Cristina: Mm. But to understand nothing in death, though, that's the problem.

Jack: Well, we can understand the concept of death. The concept of death is where something starts to disappear. Now, it's weird because life could never experience death.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: Well, life can't experience dying. Life must always be alive, and death must always be dead.

Cristina: But we're alive and we're dying.

Jack: But can you experience it?

Cristina: Dying.

Jack: That's all I'm saying. Can you experience death? Not dying. Death.

Cristina: But you said dying.

Jack: Okay, life can't experience death, and death can't experience life.

Cristina: That was my bad. Okay. Okay.

Jack: So can life experience death? No, because life couldn't be able to die otherwise the universe would plunge into nothing forever. Because. Lifetime.

Cristina: Yeah. No, because it has to be a cycle of life, then.

Jack: Well, they're always there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're sort of not really cycling. It's just which one of them we're personally interacting with. And also we're always. Because somehow consciousness is a factor of life opposed to a factor of death. There's an interesting feature of life that doesn't seem to be a feature of death. But then death must have an equivalent of, like, consciousness. What is the opposite of consciousness? Because. Okay. Life is not consciousness. Life is a possibility.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Of something. Death is not a. Not conscious and not. Not conscious. Death is a possibility of nothing. But somehow life and something equates to consciousness perceiving that something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And death and nothing. What?

Cristina: We can't know. We can't know.

Jack: No, I guess not. Really.

Cristina: There's no way to solve.

Jack: No, there's no opposite. There's no opposite. The middle is consciousness.

Cristina: The middle is.

Jack: The middle is consciousness. Because that's how you even determine these other two concepts. Yeah, but it's weird because you can't perceive nothing. So how do you point at it?

Cristina: I don't know. Like you can't see it.

Jack: Yeah. It can't be the middle. There has to be a transition period. A middle and then consciousness plus life and something.

Cristina: Middle.

Jack: There has to be a middle that understands both life and death, something and nothing. And then a conscious equivalent that doesn't understand life and something but does fully Grasp death and something and nothing does fully understand death and nothing. Because consciousness fully understands life and something.

Cristina: And what about the subconscious? Does that not count as anything?

Jack: Well, no, because that's also perceiving. All of that is a factor of life.

Cristina: But it's perceiving way more than we are.

Jack: Yes, it's perceiving way more than we are, but it's still perception at the end of the day. That doesn't change the fact that it's perception. So we have a bunch of evidence for things related to perception, consciousness, but we don't have anything to discuss what is possible to interact with death and nothing.

Cristina: It's a whole different thing. Like if there is something there, then that thing knows what it is.

Jack: Yes. And it's totally different than we are. We are exclusively interacting with life and something.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And whatever interacts with death and nothing.

Cristina: Death and nothing is just our version of the other us. Our dream world or whatever that is.

Jack: No, because that's something. That's perception.

Cristina: We think it's something.

Jack: No, the fact that you can think about it proves it.

Cristina: Because maybe there is no death or nothing then. Oh, no, that's so complicated. No.

Jack: Well, we see things die, but things don't believe.

Cristina: Exactly. We believe there's death and nothing.

Jack: And maybe it's all just life and something. Yeah, there's no such thing as Definitely not.

Cristina: The flip of the coin is just.

Jack: More life and something.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So lights go out to us, but we're just interpreting dispersal of. Oh, s***. Well, you're totally right. Right. Because we know if we just follow science. Well, you can't destroy energy, can change it. You can't make energy. No, you can change it.

Cristina: Yes, the change is what we're calling death. Yes. And nothing is really change.

Jack: Yes, it's the change of life and something.

Cristina: Yes. To some other life and something.

Jack: So then life and death are the same thing. And something and nothing are the same thing. It's all one thing. There's just one thing. And we're labeling it differently, but really there's no death. There's change. And we're calling that change death. Yes, but it's the change of life.

Cristina: Did we come up with this before? No, I hope not.

Jack: I don't know. I feel like it sounds familiar.

Cristina: Change is the answer. Okay. Change is the answer. We got it. Change. No, I don't know. Because it's two things. There's something and there's change. That's it.

Jack: Well, no, you. This. No, no, no, no. Life and something are exactly the same.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And change is something that could happen to life and something. Yeah, but it's not a different thing because it's life and something changing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's not a second thing. There's only life and something. And life is something. Yes, there's just life and life changes.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, but then there's no two in the beginning. There's not two things.

Jack: Well, interesting. Life would. Then we would say that infinite potential is life. The infant. Oh, no, actually, no, that's wrong. Oh, s***. No, that's wrong.

Cristina: Changing this.

Jack: Okay, well, change, that's the infinite potential. If we go, okay, right down to the most basic of things. Well, there was something and then there were two things. But are they the same thing? Well, yeah, it's just changing how that thing is working.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's change.

Cristina: Change is the beginning, the top. Yeah.

Jack: There is potential and there's change.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or the potential is change.

Cristina: The two things, though, would still. We would still call nothing death and life something. Even though there is no nothing. Death.

Jack: But there's also no life. Something. Yes, there's just.

Cristina: Because there's just change. Yes, but it has to separate into the things that we labeled these two things.

Jack: Yes, we're just labeling infinitely change. I guess we're falling on the human problem of infinite labels, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Really only thing that exists in the universe is change. Yes, but change from something we could perceive to something we can't perceive. I just label two different things, perception and non perception. Okay, let's label that even more detailed. What kind of perception? Well, perception of things. Okay. Something. The perception of missing. Well, nothing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Well, what's happening? Well, the transition period. All life. What's. What about the other transition period from something to nothing? Well, that's called death. Well, what's experiencing this transition? Okay, now we got to start labeling creations. Okay, well, there's the universe. The universe breaks up into matter and non matter. You know, gaps of nothing and stuff with something.

Cristina: But it's all the same.

Jack: It's all the same s***. It's just reality. There's one thing. Reality. The end.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everything exists or doesn't within reality.

Cristina: But it changes all the time.

Jack: But it's changing infinitely.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It doesn't stop changing all there really is. Reality and change are the same thing.

Cristina: Yes. Would that mean that positive and negative is also just the same thing changing?

Jack: Yes. You can actually change literally within a magnetic field from positive to negative. That's the thing you can actually do.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. So in science, they are indistinguishable from each other. It's just how their magnet, They're. Their magneticism is being affected. That's about it.

Cristina: Okay, so we can now solve the problem.

Jack: Yes. Reality equals change. And there's nothing more. We're just labeling random s***.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I think we solved reality.

Cristina: I think we did it. Yeah.

Jack: Okay. S***. Okay, so you guys enjoy that ride? That was a weird one.

Cristina: I hope that made sense.

Jack: S***. That's complicated. D***. Well, look, I hope you guys enjoyed that. I would point out episodes, but, like, one, I don't know which ones. Two, never to this depth.

Cristina: I'm pretty sure we. I don't know which episode it is, but we were on Mars when we were talking about death before.

Jack: Yes, I'm pretty sure. So, you know, look, for that. I'm sure that there's questions about death. That's an episode as well. That's an episode. You can track down questions about death, but that's talking about death from, like a perspective, from a perceivable angle, you know? Anyways, yeah, you guys can find that stuff. Just go hunt it down. There's somewhere out there. You can find all that stuff on the official website. Greatthoughts.info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

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Cristina: That's awesome. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. And anybody you know who's interested in making metaphysics and weird abstract conceptualizations, this is the episode for them. There's not many like this. Show them. This one.

Cristina: Yes. This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. Did you hear about what happened to Drake?

Jack: What happened to Drake?

Cristina: There's a girl that was suing him because she put hot. Put his. She was trying to get pregnant, I guess from him, right. With his condom. But he put hot sauce in it and I guess it burned her. I don't know how that works.

Jack: That's funny.

Cristina: I don't know if that's a true story. I feel like it's not. It's just a ridiculous story. If he is really being sued like.

Jack: That, that doesn't make sense. He was trying to do something illegal.

Cristina: That does seem wrong. Right? But if she had real damage, can she really sue?

Jack: The damage she could have done would have been financial and it could have been Quite significant. Destroyed his reputation and his estate. So I say equal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So she got what she had coming for being a scheme. A scheme gold digger. Do we.

Cristina: He said he does that to kill off the sperms.

Jack: Does that make sense?

Cristina: That makes sense.

Jack: Yeah, it makes sense.

Cristina: Wonder if he ever imagined that someone would do that.

Jack: Because probably that's why he was doing it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He was expecting somebody would event he's f****** Drake.

Cristina: Why not flush it? Isn't that easier?

Jack: That's way easier.

Cristina: Okay. Instead he carries around hot sauce. Yes.

Jack: Yeah, it doesn't work. It doesn't make sense. There's a. There's holes in that plot.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe if he really wanted to have sex, but he wasn't sure that there was going to be a toilet or something to flush it down. So he has to have an emergency.

Jack: Where do these people live? He's like, maybe there won't be a toilet. Where the f***. She just s**** on her f****** the corner. There's not gonna be a toilet. So in case she s**** in the corner. I can't just throw my condom in her s*** corner. I need some hot sauce to pour in this condom first.

Cristina: No, it's the worst case scenario, I guess. Oh, I don't know.

Jack: He could just put it in his pocket and leave with it. Where's he carrying this hot sauce? Does he have hot sauce cronies?

Cristina: Hot sauce Crooney?

Jack: Yeah. This is a big fat, like buff dude outside. As soon as he's done, he double taps the door. The dude opens it a little and hands him a bottle of hot sauce and just pours it in.

Cristina: A condom maybe. Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 156: 2021 Apocalypse Review

New Year, new us. The clone duo discuss major events from 2021 and review the year as a whole, from tragedies, mass shootings, political disputes and an ever evolving virus to advancements in science and space exploration. Additionally, the show is officially introducing itself as ‘Rambling’ to differentiate itself from ‘Just Conversation’ where guests are brought on to have a discussion.

Rambling 156: 2021 Apocalypse Review

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Bill Nye: The Extinction Entity
  • The End is Bill Nye
  • January 6th Insurrection
  • WallStreetBets vs Wall Street
  • Cold Bernie
  • Biden Hates Blacks
  • Texas Winter Storm
  • Super Straight
  • Vaccine Rollout
  • Asian Lives Matter
  • Legalized Marijuana
  • Mass Shootings
  • Volcano
  • Covid Variants
  • Military Withdraw
  • Terrorist Country

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to Rambling, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody and tell them, hey, something happened to Just Conversation Podcast's name. And you better come over here and listen to this show and find out.

Cristina: Find out why.

Jack: Find out why or what? Really?

Cristina: What's really. We're going to explain. Give details on why.

Jack: Sure. Yeah. The name changed because it's been Rambling for a while now, and we're just officializing it by announcing it that way on the show.

Cristina: There you go. We shall save the for end the ending.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Why? I don't know. It should have been a big thing.

Jack: Nah, man. But yeah, so now we'll be introducing the show as Rambling, so that Just Conversation is when we have guests exclusively. Now officially creating the rift between these two shows will also not have any conversation between Chrissy and I here at the beginning of those or the end of those episodes. It's just gonna be the conversation with whatever guest we have. Y. Oh, yeah.

Cristina: With more guests.

Jack: The first guest will be Dave.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Hopefully. Hopefully the first guest of season six.

Cristina: Whoever's the guest, I'm sure there will be awesome.

Jack: Yeah, whoever's a guest. I hope that we can get Dave from his busy as life, but hopefully can cut off a moment and we can chill and have some crazy conversation. Have him introduce. Yes. And now we're going by Rambling, which is essentially what they've already been called. But we haven't been creating the division within the show, only within the titles outside. So if you always see, you know, we're on Rambling, whatever number this is. What, 1:56.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Something like this. 156 or 156.

Cristina: We're halfway to 200.

Jack: Yeah, we. We put in work. We're out here. We're part of a pretty early wave, too.

Cristina: Amazing.

Jack: Like two years after we started podcasting, like, the wave of Infinite podcasts just showed up.

Cristina: Oh, you can't say that. They'll think we're hipsters.

Jack: I mean, they can prove this. They can just look at our numbers and be like, oh, they started back then.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, we did. Like 2017 or something.

Cristina: Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah.

Jack: We've been out here for a bit. For a minute.

Cristina: Yes. Happy New Year's, people.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's also important to know, I guess. Even though you should already know.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You should know. It is the new Year.

Jack: The new year. Happy New Year.

Cristina: Tomorrow will be old. Like, how long is it new for?

Jack: Right. It's new for a day before it's the same year again.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, today it's a new year. Tomorrow, well, it's the same year was yesterday.

Cristina: Yeah. I guess that's why the first day is the most important.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because it's new. Yeah.

Jack: The New Year's Day. Then there's no more New Year's Day. There's just year.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: It's just a year again.

Cristina: That's all that happens.

Jack: But yeah. So I hope you guys enjoy hearing. It's gonna be weird at the start, I'm sure. Hearing us call it rambling. Yeah, like you've known it's been rambling. You see, the episode you click on, it's already called rambling, but we never say it out loud.

Cristina: Unless they weren't paying attention to what they're clicking on. They're like, oh, this is just conversation. They say that, so it must be fair enough.

Jack: I. I believe, if I'm not mistaken, that the guest episodes are also gonna have JCP put before them. So that there's two different things. JCP episode whatever and rambling episode whatever.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So instead of just conversation written all out or just say jcp.

Jack: It's never said just conversation written all out.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Next to an episode.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I'm asking if that's what it said before.

Jack: It's never said anything before.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It was just rambling or it tells me you've never looked at that.

Cristina: I have. I just don't remember.

Jack: It's rambling.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then there's just the number of the episode for the guest. The guest episodes. But now it'll say jcps.

Cristina: Oh, so I had nothing.

Jack: Yeah, I had nothing before. Now it's gonna have JCP ahead of the numbers and then could create a good differentiation.

Cristina: Okay. Okay.

Jack: Anyways, we just finished another disastrous year.

Cristina: It wasn't as bad as.

Jack: It wasn't. I don't know. It wasn't.

Cristina: It was pretty bad. Well, for the Earth, it was bad.

Jack: There was a bunch of bad for all directions, but at least we're still here. Slowly fading away, but still not slowly fading away.

Cristina: Maybe next year.

Jack: Maybe next year. I'm hopeful. The end is soon. It's. The end is nigh. The end is Bill Nye.

Cristina: The end is new. The end is Bill Nye. That's awesome.

Jack: The end is Bill Nye. He is the Bringer. What? He's the.

Cristina: He's the Antichrist?

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. He's the extinction entity.

Cristina: The instinct. There's an extinction entity?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't remember when we went through the. Was the name of that game, Death Stranding? You remember in Death Stranding?

Cristina: Oh, yes. That thing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. He's the extinction entity. Oh, that's Bill Nye. That's why when people say the end is nigh, they mean the end is Bill Nye. Bill Nye is the Apocalypse entity. There's no such thing.

Cristina: So they've been literal this whole time?

Jack: Yeah. There's no such thing. Antichrist. There is just Bill Nye. Bill Nye.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: There. At the beginning, there was God. And the thing that was. And was Bill Nye.

Cristina: He was God.

Jack: And Bill Nye.

Cristina: He looks that old.

Jack: As supernatural taught us, God came to be with the darkness and death existed either before or after. They're so old, they don't know who came first or who came second. Well, the fourth thing there was Bill Nye.

Cristina: The fourth thing. Wait, is there four things?

Jack: The darkness, God, Death, and Bill Nye.

Cristina: Oh, okay. What about the. Nothing. Oh, that was before that. Any of that.

Jack: Anyway, nothing.

Cristina: So it doesn't matter.

Jack: Might be the only thing that's always been. Yeah, because God popped up, darkness popped up, death popped up. But, like, nothing. Might have just been.

Cristina: And so, okay, then Bill popped up.

Jack: No, Bill didn't. I guess, maybe. I don't know. He popped up when God popped up and death popped up and the darkness popped up. So they're all one thing somehow.

Cristina: They're all one thing.

Jack: Yeah. Bill Nye is part of. Oh, my God, the Four Horsemen, or whatever the. We're talking about now.

Cristina: He's the four.

Jack: I mean, I don't even know. Right? Like, the Four Horsemen include death, but not God. But at the end of the day, like, why.

Cristina: I don't. The Four Horsemen aren't really even with their powers.

Jack: What is it? War, Death, Famine and what?

Cristina: Locust.

Jack: Locus. Oh, my God. Doesn't even make sense, bro. They're basically just plagues.

Cristina: Yes, I'm sure bugs kill.

Jack: It makes sense that the whole point of locust is that they kill. Like, I don't get. It's death and death and death and hunger. Yeah, death and death and death and hunger. Like, what the. No. So death and life as opposites to one another makes sense. If God created life, then death takes it away. That makes sense. If God brought light, then there should be darkness. That makes sense.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If there is something which are all three of them, there should also be nothing that makes sense. Okay, so there's parts here I don't understand. The Four Horsemen. That's some incorrect s***.

Cristina: The correct one is now, I guess, God, his sister.

Jack: God, Darkness. I mean, darkness and Bill Nye.

Cristina: Yes, that sounds right. Those are the Four Horsemen of the.

Jack: Yes. And while death knows when God dies, Bill Nye knows when death ends because the end is nigh.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Yes. This sounds so. Right, Right.

Jack: And somehow this all relates to the fact that this is a, you know, an episode where we're going to recap the year.

Cristina: This is a year we're celebrating that. The year that it hasn't ended. That life has ended.

Jack: Life hasn't ended yet. Bill Nye still hasn't chosen. He's waiting for his moment.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anyhoo, yeah, this year was pretty epic, monumental, crazy. There was a lot of things that happened here and there, things that took place, things and stuff and things occurred, and here we are now.

Cristina: And, yeah, pretty much all started with our last president. Our last president. The old president. I don't know.

Jack: Year began and we lost the president.

Cristina: No, we didn't. He's still alive. He's got to fight Biden on the White House someday.

Jack: Now, I got a question. Last year is when the president. I mean, I guess it's already next year. So Two years ago, 2020 is when President Trump killed the military guy. That's 2020, right? Like, right off the bat.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Murdered dude.

Cristina: Yeah. And then this year, he started with. I mean, not this year, 2021. He started off the year with the insurrection thing.

Jack: You know what's funny? Everybody for like, the first two weeks of a year is always like, it's still that old year.

Cristina: Still that old year.

Jack: You know, they're like, always confused. They're like, f***. It's that pre. You know, it's 2021, and you make.

Cristina: The mistake when you're writing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened in school a lot.

Cristina: Yeah. So annoying.

Jack: But, yeah. So Insurrection dude decided, hey, people, attack. No, he didn't say that. That's ridiculous. People. Okay, don't get me wrong. Trump followers are jackasses.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They were like, he told us to do it. He didn't tell you to do.

Cristina: But did he want it? Did he want that?

Jack: We don't know what he wanted.

Cristina: We're not kind of asking them to kill Pence. Wasn't he?

Jack: He never said that.

Cristina: What did he say? I don't remember. I remember it sounded like a threat.

Jack: He called him a traitor.

Cristina: Yes. And he said, we're gonna find him. Right, or something.

Jack: Yeah. No, he.

Cristina: He said some threatening things to the vice president.

Jack: He did not say anything threatening. He's so clever that he's like, pence is a traitor and traders must pay and things will be fixed or corrected. And he is part of that problem that we need to correct something along those lines. You know, it's very vague. I am not threatening. I'm saying nothing illegal. Again, people like to pretend Trump is an idiot. They want to ride that train to the end. But he was so smart. You can't convict him for anything.

Cristina: Yes. And there's so many, like, conspiracies that came out of this, of whether he started this or whether the other team. What if the Democrats started this somehow? The antifa. I don't know. Everyone started this. Someone else started this somehow. Russia somehow was involved.

Jack: Yeah, but no 100%. Trump outsmarted everybody. If he wanted this, he did his usual shtick. And he uses words. He's got the best words. He said that.

Cristina: He's got the best words.

Jack: And he does. He does. He says s*** that makes him look stupid, gets him what he wants, and keeps him innocent.

Cristina: And you can't say he asked for it.

Jack: Yeah. It's f****** genius. He does it over and over and over. Nobody learns. He did that with the bill.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That the Democrats got him to sign just because he said he didn't want to. But the Republicans put that on his desk and he did want to sign it, but he wanted the Democrats to make him do it first. Like that.

Cristina: Kind of genius this year, though.

Jack: No, I know. I'm just an example of how consistently he just uses words and gets what he wants. Manipulates everybody around him. He's a genius. So good.

Cristina: But sadly, because of the insurrection, he got kicked out of his favorite platforms.

Jack: And, yeah, now we.

Cristina: Goodbye to Twitter, goodbye to fun. And fun people suck.

Jack: People hate fun. When Trump was around, everything was fun. Politics was fun. It was like a movie.

Cristina: Also around that time, Parlor became a thing, and then after that thing, Parlor disappeared. I think that was also banned with Trump from online.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything kind of went. It wasn't banned. It was just the people who owned it. Servers, I think was Amazon or something.

Cristina: They kicked.

Jack: They were like, you ain't using our service if you're gonna be an insurrectionist or whatever the f*** they think he is. But it's like, we can't arrest him for anything, do anything. If he didn't cite it. He did it in such a clever way that you cannot convict the man. You can't do s*** to him.

Cristina: But what could have the. What could that app have done that or not have done that, right or wrong? Like, why were they kicked off?

Jack: Because that's where it got planned.

Cristina: But was it the app's fault?

Jack: No, but the app welcomes free speech and doesn't correct anybody for saying anything, so people flocked there.

Cristina: It's crazy, because that's like. Facebook was like that all the time. No one. Like, why hasn't Facebook been kicked off of the Internet itself?

Jack: Because Facebook owns its servers.

Cristina: Ah, okay. That's all I'm asking.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Parlor got kicked because they didn't have their own servers. They were on someone else's servers.

Cristina: All right?

Jack: Facebook has its own. Has its own servers. It doesn't need a server to run on. It runs its own servers.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's all, though. How do you think it's housing all the data if it was holding it at somebody else's server? Somebody could just decide to block off its access to data, and it wouldn't be able to sell data to other people. Whoever it's running off of can sell the data. The people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But Facebook couldn't.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's very crazy. First few days of the year.

Jack: Yeah. With the insurrection happening and people losing their minds, everybody going crazy.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then us calling treason or patriots Patriots or treason.

Jack: The argument is that they believe that there was treachery happening in the White House and in the voting, and in return, the Second Amendment says you have a right to bear arms in case of a tyrannical government. So the uprising and the protest, which you have a right to as well. And a freedom of speech, which you have a right to as well. And the freedom to bear arms, which you have right to as well.

Cristina: We can bear arms at the White House, though.

Jack: Technically, we own the White House.

Cristina: But aren't there rules I don't know.

Jack: That we have to agree to? And those people decided not to. And government answers to the people, not the other way around. The people don't answer to the government.

Cristina: The people died, though, that. They. They weren't shot, though.

Jack: They were just, like, trampled and s***.

Cristina: Trampled? Yeah.

Jack: Shot would have been easier, but yeah. So s*** got real.

Cristina: Yes. Whoa.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because of voter fraud. Maybe. Or maybe not.

Jack: Maybe not. Because people had opinions.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And maybe it was treachery that they were responding to, or maybe they were just being manipulated and responding regardless. The White House was stormed. And then the fun began.

Cristina: What was the fun? That wasn't the fun.

Jack: That wasn't the fun. It was exciting.

Cristina: No, that was the fun.

Jack: But the fun began when the war between the rich and the poor, the haves and have nots, took off through digital mediums as Wall street bets took on Wall street and won.

Cristina: Wall street bets? Oh, that's from Reddit. Okay, I see. Yes, that's what they were called.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. WallStreetBets took on Wall street and won. They totally f***** over a s*** ton of people. The squeeze got squoze for some GameStop for some GameStop and just milked milked m************ that the tables flipped on hella people. Some people had to completely cave and sell all their shares and were other.

Cristina: People just made money.

Jack: So much money. People just became rich overnight. Hundreds of thousands of people.

Cristina: That is so crazy.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: From some. What were they called? These? Stonks.

Jack: Stonks.

Cristina: That's what they're called.

Jack: Okay, yeah.

Cristina: Oh my gosh.

Jack: Just a bunch of meme stocks.

Cristina: Oh, yes, that's the right word. Meme stocks, stonks. I don't know, whatever. That was amazing. That was pretty amazing.

Jack: It was pretty amazing. Still going on right now.

Cristina: All right. But they're not doing so well now.

Jack: Not. I mean, not doing so well. What do you mean?

Cristina: Like it's not like what it was.

Jack: Oh, no. You made it sound like they're doing bad.

Cristina: I don't know how they're doing now.

Jack: No, doing pretty good, all things considered. Because they can just shift their attention to something new and screw over whatever's overly shorted. But for the most part, yeah, that was a great victory. It was a one of a kind thing where the little guy totally screwed over the big guy and then the big guy cried so much he wanted laws to legislate the fact that they've didn't like what happened even though they've been doing it the whole time for years.

Cristina: That's amazing.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. We made them ask for the. The holes they were abusing to get patched.

Cristina: It's crazy. That's so unfair though. I feel like they should get even more in trouble for that. I don't know. But that's not how it works.

Jack: That's not how it works. Rich people pay the. The. They lobby hard as f***. They pay the people to make the laws.

Cristina: Yeah. And around that time, Biden became president, if that matters.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And we got that Bernie Mittens meme. I don't know if you remember. It was everywhere. Bernie.

Jack: Oh, yeah. At the inauguration.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because he was just not happy.

Cristina: Yeah. He looks really cold.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bernie's meme.

Cristina: Yes. It was adorable. That's what I remember of the inauguration. The burning, I guess the president being.

Jack: Half dead on stage.

Cristina: Yes. Zombie for president.

Jack: I'm like, amazed. Didn't go up there and just drop the N word back to back. You are my n*****.

Cristina: You were expecting that from Biden.

Jack: Yeah. Biden goes up and it's like, I was voted in by all my n*****. All n***** are equal to whites. I wish, you know, good old. Good old Bernie doing his thing. Slaves were a bad thing, but they had their benefits. It's like, okay, you're losing me here, bro.

Cristina: Are you saying Biden said that?

Jack: Biden. This is conversations by Biden. We need to fix the economy by sending more blacks to jail. Thank you for voting me in, my n*****.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Good times. Good times. The. I don't even understand how he won, dude.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's like, how is. I don't get it. The problem is people dislike the way Trump behaves more.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then they like the fact that he's done more for black people.

Cristina: They don't care. They don't care.

Jack: They don't care. They do not care. While Biden is one of the worst things for black people that has ever happened in politics, like, legislation wise, he has been on some of the darkest bills in all of black history. He's signed his name on to it to allow horrible things to happen.

Cristina: Like, he's done that before. Right. That's past stuff that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: You just pretend that doesn't exist anymore.

Jack: Yeah. 100%. And people are like, well, he's such a good president because he told you that you're just gonna eat that.

Cristina: Yeah. Like when he was comparing poor kids to white kids. Was it?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What was the. Oh, my God.

Jack: All people have the same opportunities. Poor kids, white kids.

Cristina: Ah, okay. Yeah. That's not racist at all.

Jack: You're either poor or you're white. The bubble he lives in. You're either poor or you're white. But yeah, no, he's totally racist. He is responsible for things similar to the Stop in frisk thing that's solely targeted towards black people. He's also one of the leading causes for why blacks are incarcerated. So much more like so many. Same thing with Kamala Harris. She's also responsible for arresting a lot of that. Yeah, all those laws that arrested hella blacks. But hey, they said they're Democratic, so you got to site with a team regardless of what their background is. And because Trump is a Republican and you don't like his attitude, even if he signs, it's 100% because of that. That helps colored people.

Cristina: Who cares what he's done? No one cares. No one knows anything. They can't name you one thing he's done except for that wall that he couldn't stop talking about. Besides that, no one can name anything that he's done.

Jack: Yeah, because nobody looks up anything. They just whatever CNN told me, and I am a CNN follower, therefore that must be reality. As for the Fox people, same thing. Nobody is in any kind of middle ground where they get information from all sides. People are ridiculous. But yeah. So Bernie became president right after Bernie.

Cristina: No, he didn't become president.

Jack: Bernie. Can you imagine? Bernie became president. No. Biden became president.

Cristina: Yeah. Also spinach. They got spinach to send emails.

Jack: What the h***?

Cristina: Spinach, the vegetable. It could send emails. Now how it uses nanotubes from the leaves to emit signals and they're able to pick it up with infrared cameras and it sends back to the science labs.

Jack: What? That's so unimpactful in all our lives.

Cristina: It's going to help detect explosive materials in the soil. That's what it's for at the moment, but they hope in the future it'll help with climate. To fight climate change. So there you go.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Not helpful now, but it will be.

Jack: It's useless as of now, at this.

Cristina: Moment, yes, but it will help.

Jack: Fantastic.

Cristina: And now you know that. That's a thing. That's a cool thing. That's a cool thing. One awesome thing. But then, like, then winter came and it was really horrible.

Jack: Well, all this is happening during winter, actually.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. This is all still in winter.

Jack: Yes, this is all still winter. We're balls deep in winter now. And then for the first time, Texas got a hold of a nice little chilly, frosty ice snowstorm that came through and they just. I wasn't ready. Like Kevin Hart. I wasn't ready. Oh, yeah, they weren't.

Cristina: They weren't. That was a crazy storm, though. It was. What was it? 40 states were under winter warning during that weekend or Whatever. When that happened.

Jack: Yeah, well, this happened while still the fires were burning crazy hard in Texas. In California.

Cristina: In California. Oh, my.

Jack: Yeah, because it was like the random wind came through right at that point.

Cristina: Everywhere else.

Jack: Yeah, it was like got hot as f*** suddenly. And then a crazy cold front covered everything. It was through most of the country. Yeah, most of country had that sheet. But ironically, wasn't nowhere anywhere near us. Yeah, it was just covering everywhere in the middle and west.

Cristina: But the storm didn't hit this area, did it? I don't know. I thought that's what you're saying.

Jack: No, I'm saying it didn't.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I'm saying it started in the middle and went all the way west. Oh, and we are far east. You're the eastest you get in this country. And then came around super straight. The beautiful movement of, I guess, guys creating the line between the he's who are into some variants of gender and the he's who are not into any variance in gender. Super straight being the ones who are into no variance of gender.

Cristina: No variants.

Jack: Yeah, okay.

Cristina: Yeah, because he. The. Well, the original person was. The original person was defending himself because people called him homophobic or transphobic. Transphobic. Because he wouldn't date trans people because he said he's straight and they're like, would you date a trans. I don't know, what's the girl? Boy, whatever.

Jack: Right. Trans person.

Cristina: Trans person. And he said no. And they were calling him homophobic for.

Jack: That, which is f****** ridiculous. You're not homophobic just because you wouldn't date a trans person. People have preferences. Why the f*** can't a f****** straight white guy.

Cristina: Yeah. So he made super straight to feel, I guess, more comfortable and saying like, hey, I'm not transphobic. I just not into that.

Jack: Which resulted in a crap ton of people deciding that they are also super straight.

Cristina: Yes, there's. I wonder how much people are now super straight.

Jack: I mean, I pretty sure a bunch of people were super straight to begin with, but they didn't have the word and now they have the word. So they've always been super straight. It's not that they are super straight now, but it's like before the word lesbian, a chick who liked chicks was still a lesbian.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: She just didn't know she was a lesbian because the word didn't exist. So I'm pretty sure there were a bunch of people who were super straight to begin with.

Cristina: Yeah. And now they have flags and memes and hashtags and stuff.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Think they'll have A parade.

Jack: That'd be hilarious. But here's the thing. A lot of people like to compare super Straight to All Lives Matter, and that is incorrect, because All Lives Matter misses the point, while super Straight does not. Super straight is a actually pretty logical idea. It's a person putting into detail what their preference of a gender is.

Cristina: Yeah, because everyone else pretty much gets to do that.

Jack: Exactly. So this makes perfect sense. Anybody who has a problem with super straight is actually a hypocrite. There are some people who do it mockingly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just to cover up their homophobia and their transphobia.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But there are people who are actually super straight, and you don't get to pick and choose who's the one who's being transphobic and who's the one who's not.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And pretending you have the right to do that kind of makes you the bad guy. While with All Lives Matter, it's just a bunch of jackasses who don't realize that nobody said All Lives don't Matter. We're just trying to remind you that within the All Is Included Black, which people seem to forget.

Cristina: Yes. This is a whole different situation.

Jack: It's a whole different situation. People consistently miss the point for Black Lives Matter. All Lives Matter. Well, yes. We're not saying that that's not the case. We're saying that within the all is black included. And you seem to forget that part.

Cristina: Yes. Yes.

Jack: But the super straight. No, that's on point. That's not a flawed idea. That makes perfect sense. It's a sexual identity like the rest of them.

Cristina: Mm. And there are so many.

Jack: There are so many. And there's gonna be more. I mean, there's demons now.

Cristina: That's not the same. Unless you're saying people are gonna have a word for being attracted to people.

Jack: Who identify as demons.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. That's gonna be interesting.

Jack: Perhaps. Then we start getting vaccines for the general public. Finally.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They start being rolled out. They roll out. They're rolling. Roll out. People get in them.

Cristina: Not really.

Jack: Not really. That immediately created a flat earth division.

Cristina: A flat earth.

Jack: Yeah. Like when f****** people. The same people, but like when we were trying to reconfirm with people that the earth is round, and then the whole f****** flat earth movement happened. So kind of like that, but with vaccines, which it's ironically, the same people who were already supporting flat earth that are now like, no, vaccines are dangerous. Don't get me wrong, these vaccines were tested incredibly fast.

Cristina: Yes. It's not dangerous in how they imagine.

Jack: Because we were using things we have already tested in other vaccines and crap. And that's what allowed it to be faster. We use pre existing information and did advanced testing and did very sped up testing that allowed us to use data from already existing vaccines and the chemicals that we added to the new vaccines to fight Covid. It's like a whole process that allowed us to do it faster.

Cristina: Yes. It's not from the devil.

Jack: All this information does not get told to the masses because scientists are. And all they know how to do is say, well, in our hypothesis it showed that the mitochondria was connected to the jugi mabob. And this is like shut the f*** up and just speak to the retards that don't understand what you're saying, bro. No, they just talk down. It's all right. They get that they don't understand. Just, just make the words simple. Be like vaccine in arm tested real good. Very good. No robots in vaccine healthy. Yes. No vaccine bad. Yes, vaccine good. And then show them pictures that explain it too. Because some people are so dumb they don't get that part. And that's fine. Not everybody's supposed to understand scientific notation. We need science communicators, not scientists. Because scientists cannot stand in front of people and talk. They're too dumb. All they know is what they're working on and they don't know s*** else. They don't know f*** else, dude. And that's a problem. Don't put a f****** quiet shy nerd who only hangs out with other quiet shy nerds that are only their peers in front of a public of mostly under educated individuals. That doesn't make sense. So that's the government's fault? All the anti vaxxers are the government's fault because you're like, well, usually it takes really long, but because of the mehuza and the gizzle and what the f***. I don't understand any of these words. But they said it's been tested shorter than usual. I heard that part. So what they mean is this can't really be tested safe. If you think about it, I didn't get all the other words that were telling me something about one thing or another.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But I know that the vaccine wasn't tested the right amount. It's like, well, they explained how it works, but like they're too dumb to bring it down.

Cristina: Yes. And now they're protesting. Yeah.

Jack: Now we got a bunch of people who are like, my right. It's so scary and dangerous. People getting sick and dying. Don't get me wrong, that did Happen. A lot of people got sick from the vaccine and like, bad sick, bad sick, bad sick. But it's. There's going to be a margin for error.

Cristina: The vaccine itself or like Covid. Like they still caught the vaccine.

Jack: People who didn't have the COVID at all.

Cristina: The vaccine was actually hurting them.

Jack: Yeah, the vaccine killed a couple of people, but the margin for error is there. Somebody's gonna have a bad reaction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's so infinitesimally small that out of million billions of people in the world. Billions who've gotten it. We had an outbreak of six dead women. Then it just got. We plugged the hole. Okay. We fixed the problem.

Cristina: Yeah. They stopped, I think for that time.

Jack: Yeah. Worked on it. And then it's gone.

Cristina: Yeah. Like the right thing to do.

Jack: We got 8 billion people and 6 deaths. More people have died of less s*** in more time. In less time. In the same time frame, actually. In that time that we were complaining about. I'm gonna take f****** vaccines for some small village in West Bubba. F***. Got bombed. And more people died instantaneously. As. You didn't even finish your sentence.

Cristina: Like, how many people died from COVID at that time?

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. A lot maybe, Probably. But compared to what? Like a lot as compared to what? You know, like you compared to one thing, you're like, well, I guess it's not really that bad. Compared to another thing. Oh, so terrible.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, that's another problem. Media just focuses on brainwashing and s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But that slowly led into the racism against the Asians. Asian Americans.

Cristina: Yeah. A lot of videos are not safe for them.

Jack: Which is weird because a lot of the videos I saw were black people beating up on the Asians, which was like, this is. What the f*** aren't you guys just came out from being like totally abused yourselves. You had a whole protest last year about this and now you're doing it to the Asians?

Cristina: Yes, dude.

Jack: I watched an entire video of two black dudes and a black girl beating the f*** out of an Asian old lady. Just cuz this is your fault.

Cristina: That is really sad.

Jack: And dude, like, what is happening? How you gonna be this hypocritical?

Cristina: I don't know. And then telling them. I don't know if they told them, but how many people have told them? Go back to your country.

Jack: Those people should probably though. I was born in the. No, no, we're rejecting you. You just jumped an old lady because she brought Covid. She looks like she hasn't Left this country in years, if ever. Yeah, and you jumped her because she's Asian. Go back to your f****** country. No, no, no. Citizenship rejected. Get the f*** out. Go take a f****** ancestry. We'll take you to random country with dark people, bro. I don't give a f***. We'll just drop you off somewhere. You say you're part of them. I don't give a f***. You ain't f******. No. That's crazy. That's crazy as f***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: How did we have entire series of protests about black lives matter, and then you just decided, but Asian lives don't.

Cristina: But Asia. That's what we learned.

Jack: That's what we learned. Black people believes that black lives matter, but Asian lives. That. That's not the same. So then the argument of s***, I guess saying all lives matter kind of held weight. Cuz like they quickly toss out the window, Asian people lives matter because you're not Asian, you don't give f***.

Cristina: So should we start an Asian lives matter group?

Jack: Well, that happened.

Cristina: Oh, that did. Okay.

Jack: That was the aftermath of bunch of Asians getting a bit. Well, Asian lives matter.

Cristina: Yeah, they do. Why they do.

Jack: We shouldn't have to emphasize. It should just be all lives. It should be. It should be. The fact that we have to emphasize any specific is the problem. So whites don't like blacks, but blacks don't like Asians. Do Asians have a problem with Hispanics? Asians were at the wall like, yeah, build it. F*** them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like I don't f****** know at this point, dude. You know what? If you're not Native American, get the f*** out of the country. Let's just start there. All of us. Let's just get the f*** out. Let's just go out. All of us. We don't know where we came from.

Cristina: Done enough to them.

Jack: Yeah, we're just gonna find people who we look kind of sort of like and just go there. Let's just do that. All of us. If you're not Native American, get the f*** out. Just do that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's it. We stop f****** this country up. It's the only way.

Cristina: Yeah, that's the solution. That's a great solution. Why don't we do that? D***, no one wants to do that.

Jack: There's like 50,000 Native Americans. And everybody else is not.

Cristina: Yes. There's too many people.

Jack: Yeah, like my vast majority, everybody else is not Native American.

Cristina: And that would be talking about Canada too, though.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah.

Cristina: We're talking. Not just United States. Got to leave. Canada's got to go too.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. The only people who are fairly where they are are the South Americans because they are a clean breed of whatever, half native and Spaniard.

Cristina: He didn't kill off the natives.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just f***** them all.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Good for them.

Jack: Good for them. F****** everything they see.

Cristina: That's how you do it. Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, eventually New York legalized marijuana.

Cristina: Yay.

Jack: That's a thing. Medical use, primarily.

Cristina: Yeah. Every state is legalizing.

Jack: Yeah. Joyce got it as well.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Wisconsin's had it for a while. Little by little. I think most states now have it legalized. So that went great. When the T. Pain thing.

Cristina: Yes. He.

Jack: He realized that he had that Instagram is flawed with that hidden folder.

Cristina: Yeah. Why is there a hidden folder? I don't know. But he just noticed he was missing.

Jack: What, 200, hundreds, hundred celebrities just wanting to be his friend and he was just not. Not aware.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't hang out on Instagram. How would I know?

Cristina: Yeah. And he just realized that. I wonder if he, after realizing that, has contacted all of them.

Jack: Why would he contact all. He just accepted. Celebrities don't just casually talk to each other. They're just people.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I'm just like, I don't know Brad Pitt, but I'm gonna send him an inbox. Like, what the.

Cristina: What if Brad Pitt was in his inbox? So maybe they'll. I don't know.

Jack: Like, how would that play out?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, hey. Hey.

Cristina: Yes. I don't know what they do. I don't know.

Jack: I don't know. Hi. Hi.

Cristina: I guess, I assume they all want to do a project together.

Jack: The f*** would that even look like? Brad Pitt and T. Pain?

Cristina: I don't know. We'll find out when they make a.

Jack: Project together, I guess. And then we had some mass shootings in Atlanta and Boulder. Two weeks apart from each other because that still hasn't gone away. We just have mass shootings once in a while. You know, they. They died down. We don't have them for a while and then they come back. You know, we need a couple of mass shootings every year and school shootings.

Cristina: Population control, I guess. Mass shootings, but all population control.

Jack: We're just trying to reduce the amount of people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Regardless of where. It's non biased. It's just wherever the f*** there's a shooter in the least. Bias is school and just f******. They go into school, they kill random people. Whoever drew death that day as a straw is just who's the f***. Got it. It's harsh, but Population control. We're talking about resource problems. Okay, then nobody if really believe there's a resource problem, then you shouldn't have a problem with this. This is how the world should work. Right? Because we're letting people overseas die because we have a resource problem we got to worry about. Re. Well, this is the same.

Cristina: This is the same.

Jack: We're not picking who dies now. They're just dying.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if you believe there's a resource problem, then mass shootings shouldn't bother you because it happens. You rather they live a suffering life as more people get born and consume resources faster and eventually. No, they're doing you a service.

Cristina: I don't want to say that. What? I don't think there's a resource problem though.

Jack: So I guess there is no resource problem. I'm just saying for people who believe there's a resource problem, they should probably be like, well, this is great. Like it's not and there isn't a f****** resource problem. We got s***** distribution of resources. That's different.

Cristina: That's very different.

Jack: A bunch of rich people with most of everything and then everybody else gets shreds. There's not really a resource problem. We just haven't decided to kill and eat all the rich people, which would be a astoundingly easy considering we out there's like 20 of them.

Cristina: Yeah, we could.

Jack: We could easily just eat them. Yeah, we could eat them. Take all of their property by force and they can't stop us.

Cristina: But how much people are protecting those people?

Jack: Those people would join us if we just agreed as people that beyond a certain point, if you're a certain level of rich, we could just eat you.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: If you're just a certain level of rich, we could just eat you. That's it.

Cristina: That's it.

Jack: That's it. The problem is people are too scared. Oh, I might go to jail. Yeah, but you'll make the world a better place. But we're all the main character. I can't spend the better world in jail.

Cristina: Okay, so this person isn't going to jail. This is like that. What was that famous movie where everyone gets to kill each other for one night? This is just for the rich people. Yeah.

Jack: Oh, the rich purge. But they got. That's not fair. They got bunks and s***, military vehicles driven by people who they could pay to not participate in the purge.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Okay, it has to just be. After you've made this much money, you're a criminal and we get to eat you. And it's like if you've ever wanted to taste human. Well, Bezos is a billionaire. Oh, s***. We still got billionaires. Yeah, we haven't caught Bezos yet. Oh, let's go Bezos hunting.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Yeah. I mean that make perfect sense when the world decides to work together to stop the problem that we've created of huge capitalistic wedges between classisms.

Cristina: Yes. What a great way to fix it. What?

Jack: Yep. And then India goes up in Covid, then Palestine and Israel explode into a massive battle. And then Australia with a giant mice problem.

Cristina: Yes. There's a bunch of mice biting people in hospitals and schools, in a jail. They had to relocate all the people from the gel to another place because the mice were just attacking everything.

Jack: They had rabies?

Cristina: No, they were just biting the. They. They bit something important from the gel electron, something electrical. And so they had to go to another place.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: And they also were eating all the farm food, which was pretty horrible.

Jack: I can imagine. Yeah. If you have no clean farm food they could eat without catching some sort of disease or some crap.

Cristina: Then a volcano exploded in Congo, Near Congo. It looked really cool. At least the pictures did. All the people evacuated from the main city there.

Jack: I mean, all volcano eruptions look great.

Cristina: Yes, they do.

Jack: But yeah, it's like a unique looking non frequent event.

Cristina: And in Canada, 215 children were found.

Jack: Oh my God. Yes, the f******. The school or some s***, right?

Cristina: Yeah, from Catholic schools. I think it was Native American children. They just found a bunch of dead bodies. There were unmarked graves. They found so many children. So many. And I think that was like the first one they found. And then they found other ones after in other schools or what used to be schools. And then soon after churches were being burned down.

Jack: That's about right. I don't know why we're still dealing with Catholicism. Why we haven't decided that you kind of unanimously responsible for all the horrors that have ever happened.

Cristina: We just keep finding more.

Jack: I mean, wasn't. Wasn't the First Reich also Christian?

Cristina: What was he?

Jack: Christian Nazis.

Cristina: He was Christian though, weren't they? I don't know.

Jack: I mean like, great, whatever, but I'm pretty sure they were Christian and that a lot of that was all stemming from like all of the. Every kind of everything. Evil. Christianity is evil inherently.

Cristina: This was Catholic, which is I guess the worst of the worst.

Jack: It's the worst of all Christian branches, right? Yeah. They're responsible for the most death. They want you to pretend to drink blood and eat flesh. And they like to tell the story of a dude who killed the firstborn? Unless you killed a goat and covered the top of your door with it.

Cristina: And got a guy. Yeah.

Jack: Got a guy to pretend he was gonna kill his son. Just that religion, them.

Cristina: There's so much wrong with them.

Jack: It's a lot wrong with Christian.

Cristina: We just find more things.

Jack: Yeah. Like a bunch of crazy.

Cristina: Cancel it school. Cancel everything else.

Jack: We can't, because they support things like the left and the right and.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And people are like, no, but God. It's like, you don't give a about no God, bro. Shut the upper.

Cristina: You'd have canceled them so long ago.

Jack: Yeah. Then eventually Covid decided to, like, multiply. Deconstruct from its Mighty Morphin Megazord form into individual parts.

Cristina: Yes. There was the Delta, which we thought.

Jack: Was super scary and dangerous and evil, and then it grew a little more.

Cristina: And became the Delta plus.

Jack: Yes. And we're like, oh, no. Delta Plus. This is the Super Mega one. But then in actual supervillain came in.

Cristina: I don't know how you pronounce it. Omicron.

Jack: Omicron.

Cristina: Omicron.

Jack: Yeah. That showed up. And now we're like, oh, my God. But the Omicron thing, the funniest part is that right now, at this point. So right now. Okay, so it's what, the first. And as of us recording this, technically, on paper, the pandemic is over. It's been over because we have vaccines for the problem at hand, and the amount of deaths have steadily been going down, even if the amount of cases have been going up. We're basically dealing with a flu season equivalent, and people have been shook in panic. And that's why the hospitals fill up, because most of the people in the hospital aren't having, like, tremendously bad reactions. But everybody gets scared, gets tested and runs to the hospital.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But the death rate is continuing to drop.

Cristina: Okay, so we're not in a pandemic.

Jack: We've not dropped the title.

Cristina: The title again.

Jack: We're in this place where the government overreached and they need to scare you back to normal. They need to. The narrative needs to make sense. They can't just say we f***** up and we overdid it.

Cristina: They can't say we saved the day either.

Jack: It wouldn't make sense. People are still too scared. You can't just be like, oh, no, it stopped. Because then people can question, was there ever.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because it was never as bad as government pretended it was, but they were. They had to be cautious. That's true. They didn't. They. They Overstepped in caution. Because if it did turn out as bad as we were predicting it would be, we'd be all f*****.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But the fear of the government is losing power. So they did the right thing at the beginning by overstepping. But then they were like, oh, but how do we go back on it now? That's the problem. That's how we ended up where we are. Because they didn't want to say, okay, those were security measures. Now we can go back to this kind of life that makes perfect sense.

Cristina: Can you imagine? Do you have an idea of how they're gonna.

Jack: No, it's just gonna slowly trickle back to normality.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's gonna happen seamlessly. That's the goal. To seamlessly make it normal.

Cristina: It'll be seamlessly normal. And there's less where there's no more coveted variants. Are they gonna.

Jack: Yeah, I don't know why the f*** they're naming all the variants when the flu does this every f****** year.

Cristina: We don't have a name for everything.

Jack: I mean, we do, but we don't talk about it.

Cristina: Yeah, no one knows. Like, it's just the flu.

Jack: Yeah, Like a vaccine scientist knows exactly what the. The name of each strain of the flu there is, but, like, we're not advertising it on TV and, like, screaming.

Cristina: At people, this once here, there's three different variants.

Jack: Just, like, take the f****** flu shot in your. Fine. Yeah, well, no, if you don't like what there are right now at this moment, the flu is deadlier. Again.

Cristina: The flu is deadlier.

Jack: Flu is currently deadlier than the coronavirus. Again, like, that happened in the middle of 2021. Like, it just went backwards to the point that now, again, the flu is the most overpowered thing. It's no longer Covid. Okay, but also, we are not stopping talking about COVID That ball got rolling, and it's just a snow ball and it's a giant hill. Doesn't stop f****** getting bigger. It's annoying.

Cristina: Wow. There's also a fungus version in India.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Remember that?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was the airborne version in the south.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And there was the contact version that was over here in the east.

Cristina: Ah, okay. Man, so many. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. There's a million of these.

Cristina: Gotta catch them all. No, don't do that. That'd be interesting if you caught them all.

Jack: Gotta catch them all. Covid Month.

Cristina: There's gotta be someone out there that accidentally somehow just traveling because I guess they have to because of work, so they're forced to get these not they're forced to, but they just accidentally.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know, like someone who drives a plane. I don't know who's most in danger. Or ships.

Jack: I mean, doubtfully. After you get it, you probably just stop working in general.

Cristina: Juneteenth becomes an official holiday.

Jack: Yeah, finally, Juneteenth, an official holiday. The day slavery ended has been cemented and is now something we celebrate, which feels probably like should have been since the day slavery ended. But I know why people take their time. So thanks for throwing us a bone, white people. Thanks for throwing us a day.

Cristina: Are we gonna start having fun?

Jack: And the shortest month.

Cristina: A day.

Jack: And the shortest month.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thanks, white people. We appreciate it. Then space happens. For the first time ever, there is space.

Cristina: I'm pretty sure that was there.

Jack: You sure?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, well, I guess that's been there this whole time. Anyways, Leon Elon Musk used the apparently always there space to get a rover to Mars. That's cool.

Cristina: Hasn't there been rovers to Mars? No, no, I think they've been. There's been one. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, NASA's. NASA's rover.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I said Elon, but NASA's rover lands there on Mars.

Cristina: Also, Elon did some space stuff this year.

Jack: Bunch of space. Yeah, there's a bunch of Elon Musk stuff, including neural link and his starlink. And Tesla got better and bigger. And they have a robot, a house robot that's announced.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Do you know what the house robot thing is called?

Jack: No. House buddy. House buddy.

Cristina: Okay, go look that up.

Jack: Go Google house buddy. Tell me if I got it right.

Cristina: Yeah. Neuron link.

Jack: Neuralink. Yeah. Neuralink is nuts. I'm probably gonna get it. You're probably gonna get it after it's well tested. But, yeah. So then, Then. Then after all of that excitement, we took a weird turn for even more exciting when Biden was like, look, everybody, I'm about to blow your minds. I'm gonna do what every president's been talking about doing. And I don't know why they don't do it, but I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna take every soldier out of Afghanistan and everybody's at once. Wait, don't. No. There's a reason we don't do it. He's like, no, no, no. Y' all's just p******. I am the real deal. I'm here to do what the people tell me to. And the people told me to take all the soldiers out of Afghanistan. But there's a reason the people aren't in charge of s*** because the people are f****** stupid. So he did exactly as the people wanted him to do. The stupid people who don't get how politics and military work. He did just what they wanted. And he took all the soldiers out at the same time, but they wanted it done fast. And he said, I promise, fast.

Cristina: He did it fast.

Jack: And he did it so fast. But there was one stipulation to doing it fast. It would take years to get enough ships and planes out there to then board all of the tanks and artillery and weapons we have. So we were like.

Cristina: We abandoned them.

Jack: Yeah, just. Just you. We can leave them all. They're not gonna use them. We're just gonna leave them all here, and we're all gonna leave. And we did that. And it took a single week for the Taliban to come right out of the holes they were hiding, which we thought they were dead or some s***. But no, they were just so well hidden because they were too scared because of the death grip that Obama put over Afghanistan. And now without that death grip with his homie who was just like, hey, my homie put the death grip. I don't know why he did that. That's so crazy. I'm gonna take that death grip away and everybody who's watching anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And now.

Cristina: Yeah, right.

Jack: The Taliban took over all of the. Everything. All the guns and all the bases and all the codes and all those tanks and weapons and all the stuff. And now Afghanistan is a terrorist nation.

Cristina: Yeah, that happened.

Jack: That happened fast. Fast. It just came and went. It was just like, now we just have Afghanistan, the terrorist country. Yeah, like, it went from just normal people to a country run by terrorists.

Cristina: Yeah, man. We live with that.

Jack: That's f*****. Because it's the. That we've been being racist about this whole time, except we made it a reality. Well, like, if you're from Afghanistan. Oh, don't you know the jokes? Don't blow me up. Oh, you're coming on the plane with me. Don't blow me up. Well, like, bro, now, now. If somebody from Afghanistan gets on your plane, s**** on bricks, how the f*** are you just gonna leave all the Taliban people to take all the what?

Cristina: I don't know. That's the.

Jack: They just murdered random Afghanis. He's just like, f*** these people. Like, what? We really just gave the power to the terrorists. We made ISIS 2.0.

Cristina: He was cool with that.

Jack: He was cool with that? Well, the people were cool with that. Yeah, because the people wanted him to do it. And He's a people pleaser and he did what the people wanted.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He got them out.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess so. Yay. He's hero.

Jack: He did what he said he was gonna do.

Cristina: He did it.

Jack: And they asked him to do it. And he did it. He did it. Nobody, nobody can tell him he didn't do it. He did do it. He did do it. They can't tell him s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And becomes a him. Well, you didn't know I did it. You told me to and I did it. I came up here with promises and I'm keeping promises, but they were very.

Cristina: Angry at him afterwards.

Jack: Well, that's their fault. They need to shut the f*** up. Yeah, they asked for something, deal with it. Yeah, you wanted the troops out, we took the troops out. Now you want, you want to problem solve, grab some guns, get on that plane over there and we'll see how it goes. You go over. You wanted them out. The soldiers are gone. They're not going back. They know what's happening over there. You want it out now, you go. You go fix it. You go James Bond that s*** on your own. The f***. That's crazy. And, yeah, then we got hit by some crazy a** storm. Ida. And Ida destroyed Louisiana.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: And then drowned Jersey and New York.

Cristina: And the hurricane and the tornadoes.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Jersey had seven tornadoes in one week.

Cristina: It was all in a week.

Jack: It was in two weeks, I think. But for the first time since like 1910 or some s***.

Cristina: For a while.

Jack: Yeah, for a while where there was one by chance and it wasn't even complete. And I believe it didn't even touch ground. And then we had seven that did. Yeah, nice. Just, you know, no. Climate change. There's no such thing.

Cristina: There's no such thing.

Jack: A state that hasn't had a tornado in over a hundred years. Seven, two weeks. Mmm.

Cristina: America, everything's fine.

Jack: Everything's fine. Yeah. Right now at this moment, we're living that meme with a little dog inside the burning house.

Cristina: Yeah, that's the burning house is hers.

Jack: Yeah. And we're just like, this is fine. That's how it goes. And shortly thereafter, a bunch of people drowned and died and whatnot. Bezos went to space.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Because that's how we roll some rich dudes based on his buddy or something.

Jack: Yeah. They went out there, it went to colonize space together by themselves. We don't know what b*** stuff they did up there, but they went together.

Cristina: Everyone made fun of their ship because.

Jack: It looked like the p**** that Jeff Bezos wishes He had.

Cristina: Oh, yes, yes.

Jack: And then Squid Game happened and the world got shook by Koreans once again, as they have all the best dramas ever made.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we don't argue that. We know that there are way more dramas that come from Mexico and Spain. That's an obvious statement. They pump one new out every week. But quality wise, I'm saying Korean is the best. Koreans, they got it.

Cristina: They got it.

Jack: They got it. That's. That's where it at. That's where it's at, bruh.

Cristina: And people who didn't know found out.

Jack: Found out. Yeah. So I've been down that rabbit hole since I was a kid. Early days of my life.

Cristina: Don't say that. You're gonna be a hipper hipster.

Jack: What? I remember watching KBS on cable. Was it channel 23? Yeah, I think it was channel 23. Actually it was on channel 17 for a while and then when they change, we changed. Like companies, you know, they have channels arranged differently. Yeah, then it was on channel 23.

Cristina: You're watching Korean things.

Jack: KBS subtitles.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Great dramas. The best. All romance for whatever reason.

Cristina: And then Metaverse. Yeah, Metaverse was announced and Facebook changed to Meta.

Jack: Yeah, Facebook changed its name to Meta.

Cristina: And then we got some creepy commercials about what that's gonna look like.

Jack: Like we've had Metaverse, except the meta part doesn't exist. We've had universes we hang out in, very detailed. There are video games that are life style games. You could play one game forever and there'd be new content. Consider GTA is a type of Metaverse, but it's not a metaverse reality in that you're putting on a headset. Except I think now it technically is. But what they mean by the metaverse isn't even what we're talking about.

Cristina: No.

Jack: When we're talking about just a casual world, you can exist in what? This version of the Metaverse is essentially some kind of Internet. It's the next stage of the Internet where everybody owns the Internet simultaneously.

Cristina: That's going to be crazy. And it's complicated. I don't think people have. I mean, maybe by now we understand what the metaverse is going to.

Jack: Not entirely. Most people don't.

Cristina: Okay. And another thing about the Internet that's new or new from that year is NFTs.

Jack: Oh, yes. NFTs are all over the place. But Metaverse is run off of the same concept that NFTs are blockchain technology. And blockchain technology decentralizes the entirety of any content on it. Anything you Use blockchain to create is owned by everybody.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And that allows the Internet to stay free, man. It will be impossible to legislate anything around it if everybody owns all of the Internet all of the time. Because people can just decide we don't agree, and then shut down the government's Internet. That's how you do it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because the solution here is. Or not the solution, but the outcome is that the metaverse and the unity of a decentralized government in the web will then align the mentalities of anybody using those Internets, thus bringing the world closer together.

Cristina: So this is gonna be a good thing.

Jack: This is a good thing long term. Yes. It's gonna bring the world together. We're gonna be one. Because the governments of the real world might be affecting us, but they need to use the Internet that we all own.

Cristina: Amazing.

Jack: So they, in order to get their message out, need to rely on us agreeing with them.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Giving the power back to the people. That's why the government doesn't like this idea. They're like, we need to halt that.

Cristina: They're not gonna be able to do it.

Jack: Nope. That's the same reason the government was not supporting Bitcoin at the beginning.

Cristina: And they weren't able to stop that either.

Jack: We're never gonna stop that either. We gotta f******. We gotta stop this. Because if it's decentralized, we don't control how the dollar moves. And now who gives a s*** about your dollars? Like a million other currencies out there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now I can trade with anybody at any moment. Don't have to worry, because f*** your dollar. So, yeah, then Dave Chappelle released a special. People try to cancel him.

Cristina: Yes. There was so many protests for the trans community.

Jack: Yeah. But that's not really a surprise. That usually happens.

Cristina: Yeah. And I think people were fired from Netflix.

Jack: Yeah. People protested thinking they would boycott Netflix. And in return, some mofos got fired. And Netflix proved I could just fire back at you guys. And then what? Which is funny because I like to think of it like, yeah, I've heard the stories of how, you know, my blue haired, overweight, gender confusing individuals protest and get our way because we scare companies. We're gonna do that right now because we don't like the words he's saying, even if they're a joke. And then they went out and they walked out. And then Netflix was like, just don't come back. You're like, wait, what? Huh? What? I thought this would work. And Netflix was like, no, I can just hire somebody who's not gonna b****.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's like, oh. Oh, thank you for opening that door, Netflix.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because now other people like, wait, why were we caving? F****** no money. Why don't we think they had the power? It's like, yeah. Why did you think you give them money, dude? What? Yeah, just let them leave. Give somebody else money. Netflix did it. Netflix did to the cancel culture. Well, Kevin Spacey did to me too. Just like, here's some proof. Enjoy. Netflix did the same thing. It's like, okay, walk out and keep walking.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah, keep walking. That person walking in the opposite direction, that's your replacement.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Netflix on it. Oh, supporting creators. Not angry people who've never created anything and feel like they have the right to destroy everything, when in reality, they're just lesbian white women.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Which is like, you're still abusing your privilege against a black man, aren't you?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Ain't that the irony? They're abusing their white privilege against a black guy. Mmm. We've entered some weird territory.

Cristina: Yes, that. That's weird. Okay. And then. Oh, Astroworld Festival. That was pretty tragic.

Jack: Oh, yeah, that's that festival where people entered a Travis Scott concert and they.

Cristina: Were trampled to death.

Jack: A Juice World concert. Giga Dee Goo.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, but they totally went into that Travis Scott. And then people were trampled and killed because it was so densely packed.

Cristina: They're just squeezed to death.

Jack: Yeah, but those 10 people got to see Juice Wrld again, and that's what matters.

Cristina: That's. I don't know. Ah, that's so horrible. I don't know.

Jack: And then the CDC recommends all 18 and older get a COVID 19 booster, and they change the terms of what fully vaccinated means to three shots, not two.

Cristina: That was four now.

Jack: Oh, it's four. It might be. I don't remember all of the above. And the most important news of the entire year is that Britney Spears has finally regained her freedom, and now she can go blow her brain talk because she hates her life.

Cristina: Yay. Yay. What a year.

Jack: What a year. And now. Now we've just begun this beautiful new year where it's a new year and it's new uses, it's new us, it's new uss.

Cristina: No, because we're rambling now.

Jack: Yeah, we're.

Cristina: Although we were rambling before, but now we're called rambling. Oh, my God.

Jack: Now we're saying the words rambling.

Cristina: Whoa. Beautiful. So new.

Jack: Super new. So, yeah, let us know what you Guys, think about, did we miss anything you guys wanted to mention? Mention it for us. Tell us. Tell us in comments, tell us in reviews, go on social media, email us on Facebook, on Twitter, on this, on that. Tell us all the things. Tell us, if you like, how we're now referring it to. To it as Rambling, because it's always been rambling anyways, and now we're just calling it Rambling and making a division. So there's basically two shows on the feed now. Yeah, that's where we are.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Two shows on the feed. Just me and Kristi here rambling, trying to explain to you guys the truth about everything that exists in the world, the real meaning behind all the things. And then there are conversations with an interesting, usually eccentric guest, but very interesting.

Cristina: Yes, very interesting guest. Yeah.

Jack: So, yeah, if you guys want to listen to episodes about all the things that happened and get our take on moment to moment, all the research we've done, all the missions we went on in 2021, all the discoveries we've been on, all the guests, we've had some very. The year of the most unique guests.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you can definitely find all of that stuff on the official website, greatthoughts.info on Apple podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can also reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review.

Cristina: The show and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. Tell them, hey, the Just Conversation podcast now officially goes by Rambling in one of their shows. And you should listen to Rambling by the Just Conversation podcast. And they'll be like, oh, I like to hear people ramble.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, yeah.

Cristina: And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing from personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: Kind of badass. You thought, had we be doing this this long?

Cristina: Yeah. Really? I don't know. I have no idea. I never had a time schedule thing. Like, I never was thinking how long. I don't know. It's just the thing we were doing at the moment and that was it. I never really thought about the future of the podcast or how long I pictured myself doing the podcast or anything.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: It just happened and it just kept happening and that was it.

Jack: Yeah. Now we're here.

Cristina: And now we're here.

Jack: We're.

Cristina: And I don't know where I'll be next.

Jack: Podcasts in the ranks kind of often don't know who's listening. So attentively. Thank you, anybody Listening. Thank you.

Cristina: Thank you.

Jack: That's awesome.

Cristina: But were you thinking we'd be here?

Jack: I also don't really like, you know, how many things I've started in my life. I just keep doing them forever. I don't really quit anything.

Cristina: You don't have any plans?

Jack: No, I just start things. And I'm the opposite to most people that they're known for starting and stopping something and then starting something new and stopping that, or never finishing something and just starting the next thing and just wandering off. No, I do all the things all at the same time.

Cristina: But you don't at least plan things out, though, because you keep going. I don't know. I feel like someone who does keep going, it's because they have some type of plan.

Jack: I have no plan.

Cristina: You have no plan.

Jack: I. I roll with it.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: As it. As it. As it goes. Things.

Cristina: Is it shocking then, that we've lasted this long?

Jack: No. I've literally never let anything fall.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Only the things that I've made and given to somebody else to manage have fallen apart. Yeah.

Cristina: That's different.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: So, yeah, pretty cool.

Cristina: Cool. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts Info, art by Zero Lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 155: Santa The One True God

What are Santa’s powers? How did he acquire them? How does he pull of the Christmas Day Miracles? On this Christmas special, the duo crack open the case of Santa’s true power level. Comparisons to the other deities are made, and the greatest of Gods is crowned, but who that turns out to be is someone no one expected!

Rambling 155: Santa The One True God

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Snowflake Patterns
  • Santa is a Genie
  • Elves are Fairies
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Is Santa a God?
  • What are Santa’s powers?
  • Omniscience
  • Santa’s Adrenochrome
  • God Wars
  • Santa The Genius
  • Immortality
  • Everything Shapeshifts
  • Capitalism

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new EP episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to find somebody, pull them nice and close, and get ready to listen to our holiday special.

Cristina: Ho, ho, ho.

Jack: It's Christmas.

Cristina: Look outside. It's raining. Oh, I mean, snowing, but I doubt it's snowing.

Jack: Is it Christmas, or is tomorrow Christmas?

Cristina: It's Christmas.

Jack: What? They. What's the wait? Yesterday was Christmas Eve.

Cristina: Yeah, yesterday.

Jack: So this weekend just lined up perfectly for everybody.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, they're Friday. They get to do whatever the f***, and then today is actual Christmas Day.

Cristina: Yes. Now they get to spend their Christmas Day listening to us.

Jack: That's fantastic.

Cristina: Like, who wouldn't want to do that?

Jack: What? Spend their Christmas Day listening to us?

Cristina: Yes. This is the greatest activity ever.

Jack: Yeah, man. What better thing to do than listen to the Just Conversation podcast as we ramble upon. As we ramble about Christmas, the holidays, our holiday episodes. That what this is.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We can talk about snow.

Cristina: We don't talk about snow.

Jack: We're gonna talk about.

Cristina: How do you even talk about snow?

Jack: Every snowflake is unique.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And that can't be. Can't be true. That can't be true. That needs to be at least two that were identical. There's too many snowflakes. I get that. The order in which it generates is random.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's what's truly random. But if you were to pick up two f****** snowflakes and, like, whatever. Two snowflakes. Look, they're most alike.

Cristina: A limited amount of patterns. Like.

Jack: Yes. There has to be, because there's. It's only so big, and it's being made out of the same particles.

Cristina: So.

Jack: Come on.

Cristina: Can't be infinite.

Jack: It can't be infinite. There needs to be a combination that isn't unique.

Jack: And these have happened several times by now.

Cristina: Yeah. See it, though. Who would know?

Jack: Yeah. But, like, factually.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If we were to calculate. Okay, right. Size. And for this size, there are this many different particles that make up the snowflake, and out of all these particles, this is how many different combinations exist. How many times in Nature. In a single storm, a single snowstorm, would that one snowflake. Like, how many different patterns exist? Right. How many different patterns can rearrange in a single snow? And after how long would we need for the pattern to repeat?

Cristina: I hope there's someone that worked on.

Jack: This, because this our project. We're just going to find out how. How much we got to do of everything.

Cristina: That is way too much work. We need an actual scientist to do that.

Jack: It will be hard, right, because you got to think of, like, okay, how many particles make up the snowflake? And then how many different arrangements can we make with the same particles? That's already complicated because there are billions, maybe trillions of particles. And then all the possible combinations.

Cristina: Yes. It's still. It's kind of infinite, isn't it?

Jack: It's kind of. Well, no, because it's. It's infinite by our understanding. But there's definitely a limit. We just couldn't comprehend it. Yeah, that's a reality of the matter. But it is definitely infinite. Without a question.

Cristina: But there has to be some that are similar to each other.

Jack: Yes. There has to be identical. We just couldn't find them because the. The probabilities are just not there. Yeah, but like, if we can get a genie and be like, if there are two identical snowflakes, put them in front of me.

Cristina: You want the genie to do that?

Jack: The genie would make it happen. He would show you the two identical, like, from throughout all of history. There are two identical snowflakes. Drought all of time showed me these two. And he will poof them in front of you and there will be two.

Cristina: Melt away.

Jack: No, he can preserve them or something. He just pulled him out of God knows where. Maybe he can just teleport me somewhere where they'll be sustained.

Cristina: What if he's a mean genie?

Jack: That'd be weird. But, like, would defeat the purpose of him bringing it in the first place. Yeah, and like, what a useless genie to have for an experiment.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, but this genie, then, will just have two perfect.

Jack: Yeah, he'd bring two completely, flawlessly perfect snowflakes that are identical, like 10 times.

Cristina: The size that they normally are. Unless you have the equipment to look at them.

Jack: Well, I'll both look at them. Small, and I have a genie. I can make them the size of buildings. I can see the nuances.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That's. Another wish.

Jack: Yeah, I can do a witch.

Cristina: Another wish.

Jack: Oh, another wish. Yeah, man, I. That makes sense.

Cristina: Yes. Yes.

Jack: That's what Christmas is about, right? Genies and snowflakes yes.

Cristina: Genies and snowflakes.

Jack: That's what Christmas is about. I don't give a f*** what anybody tells me. You could not convince me otherwise.

Cristina: I've never heard about a genie showing up in anything Christmas related, though.

Jack: Really?

Cristina: Really.

Jack: Okay, well, how does the genie function? You get him to show up. However, there's a couple of different ways. Some, you chant somebody rub a bottle and, like, jizzes out the genie. Right? So, however, there's ways to summon the genie. And then when the genie shows up, what do you do?

Cristina: He grants you three wishes.

Jack: Is it three? Sometimes it's just one.

Cristina: Maybe. Yeah.

Jack: You just ask for a thing. You ask him for a thing and he gives you the thing.

Cristina: Are you calling sad a genie?

Jack: What's the difference?

Cristina: I don't know. They don't.

Jack: How do you. How do you summon Santa? You gotta write to him, or you gotta make a wish in your head or out loud for what it is that you want, and then Santa grands your wish. Okay, fair enough. So it's a genie with rules.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Every genie has rules. Or you can wish for one thing. Can I wish for more wishes? No.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, he's a genie with rules.

Cristina: He's a genie with worlds.

Jack: Yeah, it sounds legit to me.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's just a genie with rules.

Cristina: I did not think that. I was thinking it'd be. If he was any fictional thing. He'd have to be an elf.

Jack: He'd have to be an elf. What's the difference between being an elf? What? Why would he have to be an elf? Elves are tiny people.

Cristina: No, they're not. We mostly see them as tiny people.

Jack: Well, Arctic elves.

Cristina: You think there's a specific type of elf in the Arctic that are tiny?

Jack: Well, I actually do. I've done a little bit of homework on this particularly to find out, and I believe that there is a specific type. Okay, so first, fairies.

Cristina: That's exactly what I was thinking about. Fairies.

Jack: Well, yes, there's many different kinds of fairies.

Cristina: Exactly. They're all different sizes.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Most of them are small. Yes.

Jack: But elves are a specific race of fairy.

Cristina: Yes, but I'm talking about Santa. If he was an elf or a fairy.

Jack: Well, he wouldn't be an elf. He'd be a fairy. Okay, but the elves are not. Santa Claus is not enough. There's no way.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: He's quite different.

Cristina: You know what he is?

Jack: Well, he's not an elf, okay? He's quite different than the elves, who are tiny and clearly phasing in and out. Through, arguably, the shadow realm.

Cristina: Man. That's exactly what I was thinking.

Jack: You were thinking that.

Cristina: Yes. I was thinking you brought up before about Jesus and what he was doing in Japan. I was thinking, like, why isn't. What if the North Pole? Is that where he lives, that factory? What if that's just a front? Not a front, but that's where a portal is to the other realm where all the elves come from.

Jack: Well, elves don't need a portal.

Cristina: They don't?

Jack: No, because they're fairies. Fairies are the only creature we know who can go in and out of the shadow realm without needing some sort of catalyst.

Cristina: Oh, but all the other creatures do.

Jack: Yeah. Oh, and all the other creatures need, specifically fear.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: While the opposite is true of Santa. Well, actually not. You can fear being bad. Santa's weird. We'll get to Santa. We'll get to Santa. But the elves themselves are clearly fairies because they can move through dimensions the way the fairies do that. And we don't. We don't know of anything that isn't a fairy that does that. We only know that fairies have that. So as of now, an elf is a fairy tale type of a gnome.

Cristina: Yeah. So they come from somewhere else, and then they come here to work.

Jack: Yeah. Well, I don't know if the fairies are from the shadow realm necessarily. I know they can go to the shadow realm.

Cristina: They come from a realm.

Jack: They come from somewhere. I mean, they'd have to come from a realm. There's no way. They didn't exist in a realm.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But, like, Earth is a realm.

Cristina: Yeah. It has to be outside of Earth, I would think, because that's what we learned about fairies before, that they came from another realm.

Jack: They came from another realm. I know that. We kicked them out and we learned to travel through realms, but fairies came from another realm.

Cristina: Yeah, they came from somewhere else. They landed in Ireland. Really loved it. But then we got there.

Jack: That being said, only the ones that were in Ireland did we kick out. And we didn't send them to, like, the ether or anything. Just left the island.

Cristina: They probably went to the North Pole.

Jack: Well, no, because those were different fairies.

Cristina: Why are they different?

Jack: Because they're not elves. Elves are a type of fairy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And those are the ones in the Arctic.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There are other fairies throughout the world.

Cristina: But how do we know which ones were kicked out from Ireland? Like, it could have been them. Why can't it have been them? I don't.

Jack: Because this already existed at that point.

Cristina: Oh, it did, really?

Jack: Sort of. Santa Claus and Saint Nicker Quite significant. Aren't they older than Saint Patrick's escapades of getting rid of. Or maybe not Saint Patrick's old as.

Cristina: Yeah. Yes. We found out that. That. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. But I don't. I doubt it's a. Because what you're saying at this point is that all the fairies are the same fairies, and then there isn't, like, races of fairies. There's just quite specifically a couple of fairies, and those have been the same fairies we've always been interacting with. And that doesn't make sense because they're not a life form of their own as much as are the specific anomaly that there are a few of.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't like that. That cannot be real. We've caught too many creatures from different things to be like, well, no, these are the only ones of them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No. And there's too many fairies everywhere.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's fairies showing up and causing mischief and children go missing. And this happens over here. That happens over there. The fairies didn't just go to the Arctic. That's a different group of. And they behave so differently. They aren't over there.

Cristina: The ones that are over there, they were born there. Know. Oh, there are.

Jack: They are there.

Cristina: Yes. But they're different.

Jack: They're different because we know they're not causing trouble like most fairies seem to be doing.

Cristina: Yeah, that's true. Okay.

Jack: There are definitely differences with elves and the rest of the fairies. I don't think they just left Ireland and went north. There's so many holes in that narrative.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now with Saint Nick, British. He was right.

Cristina: I have no idea.

Jack: Was he German? That's an interesting question. He's probably German. Okay, well, so St. Nick is older. Fair.

Cristina: You came before St. Patrick.

Jack: Yeah. Now, the question here is, is St. Nick and Santa Claus the same thing? Because it's possible these two are different individuals.

Cristina: They just do very similar things. Or I guess Saint.

Jack: They did not do very similar things at all. St. Nick was a guy.

Cristina: Yeah, he was a guy, but he.

Jack: Doing guy like things. And he was just generous.

Cristina: He was generous, but. Yeah. And how did that build Santa Claus? I guess they are very different people. Yeah.

Jack: I don't think one built the other. I think they were similar and they got confused. People maybe perhaps thought they were the same. Being Santa. Saint. People were like, okay, there's some similarities there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But St. Nick isn't Santa Claus because Klaus is. Klaus.

Cristina: Klaus. You know, okay.

Jack: Different name and everything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now, we know saints have powers and s***, but when we're talking about Santa we're talking about some other s***. He's out there f****** with the likes of Zeus and Jehovah.

Cristina: So he's a God?

Jack: He's something like that.

Cristina: He's gotta be.

Jack: He's definitely in the ballpark of being kind of like a God because we. We just think of what it. When, like, Christians talk about a God, right? Omniscience is like the important thing. He knows everything. Saint. Not Saint Nick, but Santa Claus knows. Knows everything. Yeah, that is his defining characteristic. To the point that he actually knows more than Jehovah.

Cristina: But he knows, like, is there an age limit to this power?

Jack: He knows everything for everyone. For everyone.

Cristina: Not just children?

Jack: No, for everyone all the time.

Cristina: Oh, okay. The stories confuse me. And I'm thinking, like, there's a child specific age range that he watches over. He knows everything.

Jack: Just knows everything all the time.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Even Jehovah, actually. Jehovah, Odin, Zeus, none of them have this ability. None of them are omniscient. No, they know a lot. But they can all be duped, they can all be tricked, they can all be betrayed and not see it coming.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Saint. I keep saying Saint Nick. That's how tangled they are. You get my point.

Cristina: Santa.

Jack: Santa Claus. Klaus. Santa Claus. He does know. You could not pull one on him. There's no way. Because he knows everything. Yeah, he's not necessarily all powerful, but he's all knowing. And that's overpowered. Even Jehovah isn't all powerful. Even Zeus isn't all. They're overpowered. Yeah, as compared to everything around them.

Cristina: But he's got to be more powerful than a normal human.

Jack: Yes, he's more powerful than normal human. And he's more powerful than an elf. Now, other than his omniscience, though, he seems to have abilities that make him come off kind of like just a creature, some sort of mythical creature, except he has this demigod esque omniscience, which is crazy. Like, people we call gods don't have this.

Cristina: But are the creature things.

Jack: Well, he has immortality, which. All the gods have this. Not necessarily all the fairies. We don't know if fairies are immortal or not. We know that thing. Creatures taking adrenochrome are.

Cristina: As long as they have it.

Jack: As long as they have it.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know if they. They probably still forever. They just. They're just feral. We don't really know, I guess.

Jack: Yeah, we don't really know. But okay, you become feral. We know that much.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because you could be a zombie and just be around Forever.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: That's the best example of what happens when there is no adrenochrome is the vampire zombie problem. Right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because you could still go on forever. It's in your blood.

Cristina: Mean you can still be killed. But if you're not, you can.

Jack: Well, then the argument is that maybe some of these wet judges and wendingos and all these creatures could be ancient because they've got the thing in their body that makes them immortal and they've gone feral. But it's not that there's many. It said there's the few running around.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they're overpowered with time and feral, so particularly dangerous. And with mobs hunting them, they go and hide and live in areas where they can hunt creatures that nobody's going to know of.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Okay, now, immortality is definitely great, but gods have that, and anybody on adrenochrome seems to might have it. So there's nothing special with immortality.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And shape shifting seems to exist in again, all fairies.

Cristina: Everything. Yes.

Jack: Anything that has taken adrenochrome changes in some shape or form.

Cristina: Yeah. That we can't even tell what their true form is.

Jack: Yes. The difference with adrenochrome is that they. They sustain a shape. They don't shapeshift regularly. Rather, the adrenochrome creates a shifted shape and then they sustain that shape. Some of them have the ability to change forms. Not often.

Cristina: I guess vampires are really well at doing different shapes, though.

Jack: Yes. There's one.

Cristina: They're one of the advanced.

Jack: Yeah. There's. They're one of the few that has the actual ability to change or form things.

Cristina: Is just one thing.

Jack: Yeah. They change to this new thing and that's it. But there is definitely shape shifting. That's how he can make his body anomalous and fit through areas that should be impossible.

Cristina: Yeah. Like chimneys.

Jack: Yeah. Like being other ways. Or an octopus. That they. Their body is structured in such a way that they can change their shape to fit through where they need to go.

Cristina: Yeah. I wonder if he ever turns into a mouse, though. That's interesting.

Jack: Could be.

Cristina: That's a nice.

Jack: But also, it might just be that he doesn't take the shape of a thing as much as he loses his own shape and then fits through anything. It would be like becoming gas.

Cristina: Yes. Like one of those mist monsters.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: We're killing babies.

Jack: We know he can go through things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And sustain his shape, but we don't know if he can take another shape.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he shape shifts, but he doesn't reform as anything other than himself as far as we know.

Cristina: And no one's ever seen it.

Jack: And if they we have, would we know?

Cristina: What do we know? Yeah, exactly. Okay.

Jack: Then he also has again here we're entering a little bit of God territory versus because we don't know of many creatures, if any that couldn't already fly, that could fly. Like we don't know if adrenochrome giving some creature the ability to fly. But fairies, a bunch of them could fly.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And gods can fly.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Some of them. I don't think Zeus could fly. I think Jehovah can entirely sure. Odin also couldn't fly. They had methods of doing it.

Cristina: I think there was a specific creature in South America that could fly. That was like a chicken snake thing.

Jack: Yes, I remember that.

Cristina: Yeah. So it's. It's super random what could fly. But yeah.

Jack: Yeah. That was weird. I remember what you were talking about. Was it in Africa or was it in the Amazon or something like that? Like in Brazil where there was a snake that grew wings or some s***.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Somewhere.

Jack: So yeah, we know. Not often does that happen.

Cristina: No. So he very often for gods and fairies.

Jack: Yes. So that kind of aims in that direction. But then we come to the real, real problem. The omniscience. That's crazy. I couldn't tell you any other thing that knew everything. Couldn't name you one.

Cristina: Well, where would that type of power come from? Or I guess that would be the God power. That would be the God power.

Jack: That means he has God powers. He is a demigod. Bare minimum.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's not the. I don't believe the omniscient God that is all knowing, all powerful, all everything.

Cristina: No, he just has one of the big things.

Jack: Like I don't think that biggest of things exists.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But there is definitely demigod, demigods.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's. It seems like Santa might be not just a demigod but like one of the way overpowered ones to the point that he sounds like bullshit.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like Zeus versus Santa. Zeus will put up a harder fight. But also you'd have to out think a guy who knows everything you'll ever do.

Cristina: That's really unfair.

Jack: That's one sided as f***. Now here's actually the question because his omniscience is present. So then is it omniscient or is this just all knowing of the moment? All knowing of the moment because does he know if you'll do something bad?

Cristina: No.

Jack: That you do something bad?

Cristina: It's that it's at the moment. It has to be at the moment.

Jack: So it's not omniscience.

Cristina: No. Then what is it? It's something like that.

Jack: It's close. Yeah, we know Zeus doesn't have it.

Cristina: No. But he definitely knows it's just the moment because he has to be watching all year round.

Jack: Well, he's always watching.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He could see everything all the time. That's really what's happening.

Cristina: The illusion that he knows everything. But he doesn't.

Jack: He doesn't. He's learning it as it's happening. But he sees everything. So he knows everything that has happened and everything that is currently happening, but he has no access to what will happen.

Cristina: Yep. And he's not trying to predict it or anything. He's just waiting patiently.

Jack: Yes. Now, under that case, he would get laid out by Zeus.

Jack: Because he couldn't predict Zeus.

Cristina: No. Okay. Yes. I guess now, because he. He.

Jack: So it's not. Because it's not omniscience.

Cristina: Yeah. It is not gonna know.

Jack: Some sort of extreme sight.

Cristina: Yes. His ability to know anything like that, though.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I couldn't tell you of something that sees everything all the time forever.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Even if it's just in the presence, like, get the f*** out of here.

Cristina: And then I'm pretty sure there are gods that see things, but it's usually like the future. It's always visions of the future.

Jack: And it's always a specific event, too. It's not like they see all the future all the time.

Cristina: Yes, that's true. Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: It seems like omniscience might be the least likely of all the abilities that we attribute to God's having.

Cristina: That's true. But this is the closest.

Jack: He's the closest. He's the closest out of any single thing to know everything.

Cristina: Well. Well.

Jack: So what we have here is the.

Cristina: Case of God Like.

Jack: Yes. What we have here is the case of some demigod who's working with fairies. And these fairies themselves are quite unique. Again, they can move in and out of the. The Shadow Realm. I might. My guess on how everyone in the planet all at once gets gifts simultaneously.

Cristina: Has more to do with the elves.

Jack: Has more to do with the elves because we know Santa still has to travel.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's like the rest of the demigods that he has to get to a place he can only. Like Jehovah. Never went outside of his area. It's too far. He doesn't just show up somewhere else. Never happened that way. He had workers to do it. We call them Angels.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Messengers to go. The elves are the same thing.

Cristina: They pop up.

Jack: Yeah. Doesn't Zeus have, like, harpies and s***?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's the same idea. It's these creatures that are going to deliver the small messages for you, and you'll do the heavy lifting, but they can do something that probably Santa can't do himself, which is enter the shadow realm effortlessly.

Cristina: But you think he's still going to house to house? Like some houses? He might not be doing all the houses.

Jack: I don't know. If he's going to any house, then.

Cristina: He might not have the transformation power.

Jack: Again, I don't know. I don't know if he's going to any house.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But I can tell you that it makes sense for the elves to be the ones delivering the gifts and there to be.

Cristina: Because they could just go in and out.

Jack: Yeah. And there could be a f*** ton of them. And we know that fairies can change your shape.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they can get there how? They need to drop the gift off and dissipate.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Alternatively. Which then takes us to some overpowered thing. If it isn't the elves that are helping Santa with a gift given. With the gift giving, then he is.

Cristina: Simultaneously everywhere, Time traveling or something like the Flash. I don't know.

Jack: He could be. It could be stop time, do everything. But then to him, that looks like an infinity. You got to get to every home at a normal traveling pace. Even if you're moving faster, you know how long it would take to travel. Like, it couldn't be. It doesn't make sense. He has to be able. If he's the one delivering it. Right. This is why it's likely it's the elves. Because if he's the one delivering it, not only does he have to be everywhere all at once, but he has to be consciously functional everywhere all at once, controlling all versions of him in the distinct environments they're all in. Choosing and moving appropriately and still being one conscious mind. Hard to wrap my head around that.

Cristina: Yeah. And he couldn't be just traveling quickly.

Jack: To one place to the next unless he's stopping time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's blinking from home to home. But how fast is he blinking from home to home? And how is that any different than being everywhere all at once?

Cristina: Yeah. That is too much work.

Jack: Yeah. So either he has an army, or if he can. Or he can be everywhere all at once.

Cristina: But then that's something else.

Jack: If he can be everywhere all at once. We're dealing with something so much more powerful than the closest next Thing if.

Cristina: He could be everywhere all at once. That's really complicated.

Jack: And every single version, every replica is him, purely him. And has all his powers at all the same degree. Because he needs that to do the things. Yeah, that's hardcore.

Cristina: Oh, I don't know if this is a power. I just remember though that everyone like we see him as a white dude, but he. He actually appears to children the way.

Jack: They would see him as interesting. Got that Jesus factor going on.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where if you're dark skinned, Jesus is dark. If you're light skinned, Jesus is white.

Cristina: Well, Santa has that ability. I don't know how that fits into this, but I remember that. I think that's something that fits with the transformation, I guess.

Jack: You think?

Cristina: Because he could look like anyone you like if a child sees him. I guess I don't know if children actually see him.

Jack: That's the. I'm pretty sure that's their parents plan.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because like the whole point is he's not being seen and he knows enough to not get seen. Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: He can't. No. He doesn't know the future though. Like there has to be one child.

Jack: No, no, no. Here's where the problem that you're discussing comes in. He knows everything that is happening.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. So as soon as the kid gets off of the bed.

Cristina: He knows.

Jack: He knows.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So you can.

Jack: He didn't know the kid was gonna get off the bed. But once the kid is off the bed, he knows the kid is off the bed and he's gonna could poof out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You can't catch him off guard. It's impossible to catch him off guard because he knows everything that's actively taking place. He's not in your head. But he knows when to move.

Cristina: Yeah. So he can get out of the room before you.

Jack: Before you know anything happened.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay.

Jack: Brings up some problems, you see.

Cristina: Yeah. So there's no way.

Jack: No way he's never been seen. Not without wanting to show himself. Unless it wasn't him.

Cristina: It probably wasn't him.

Jack: Yeah. Probably wasn't him.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And maybe the shape shifting fairies, just in case they do get spotted, take the form of boss.

Cristina: I'm wondering if there's even a boss now.

Jack: If it's just an organization of fairies.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because it sounds like bullshit. Right. He's too overpowered.

Cristina: It's too much.

Jack: He's more God than all the gods arguably put together.

Cristina: I would feel like some God would want to fight him especially.

Jack: It would be too one sided. It would be too one Sided. The only thing he has no access to is what's in your mind and the future.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Actually, maybe he knows what's in your mind. We don't know.

Cristina: We don't know.

Jack: We don't know. If you thought it, he might know.

Cristina: He might. You know, it's too much.

Jack: It's overpowered. So he could be the strongest, most exaggerated God looming over Earth. And he's the farthest from people as well.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Which, fair enough. That would kind of work perfectly into the whole idea that he is a God. If he was local and that overpowered to be like, okay, yeah, bullshit. But the fact that he's not hanging out with humans. He's not hanging out with gods. He's just soloing that s***. He's got elves, cuz. Like, whatever, dude.

Cristina: Yeah. And like, gods all live in their own specific area above, like, the country that they're ruling. He doesn't want to rule over people.

Jack: It's insignificant to him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's more godlike.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he's detached, huh?

Cristina: Yes. Except for this one job, which. Is it important to him? Is this a curse that was put onto him? What's going on?

Jack: I don't know. I do not know. But we do know that a lot of creatures, mainly gods, rely on fear. And maybe this one day of the year. Okay, let's look at it like this. Right? Jehovah, Zeus, all these other gods, they do their things.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They're consistently getting fuel, but they're always doing s***. They're wasting their energy. They're always doing something. Meanwhile, God performs a single day. Maybe that has enough fear.

Cristina: There, you said God.

Jack: I mean. Yeah, I guess.

Cristina: God.

Jack: Santa.

Cristina: Santa, God.

Jack: Santa, God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Works one day.

Cristina: One day.

Jack: I mean, that generates enough joy or fear. Fear through the planet because you're fearing whether you were good or bad.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The fear of being bad and not getting anything is what he's looking for.

Cristina: That's the situation right before the gift.

Jack: Yes. Or the monthly.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: There's a process there.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's got it down. Packed so hard, he might have people worrying the whole year whether they were good enough.

Cristina: Yes, that's true.

Jack: He figured out the system. He's outsmarting every God.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's like I do something once in a blue.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the closer it gets to the point, the more it's generated. Now, what you were talking about earlier is, is there a cutoff age? Yeah, I don't think there's a cutoff age. I think there's A design feature here that makes absolute perfect sense. Where is the strongest adrenochrome and children. Who has the potentiality to fear the most? Fear.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Jack: And if you get the parents to do this for you, put the fear in them, then you didn't even have to be there. You did zero work and got 100% of the adrenochrome.

Cristina: That's crazy. It actually works. Wow. He's some kind of adrenochrome God monster.

Jack: Yeah. Even if it's not adrenochrome, he's generating crap. Tons of fear.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Without doing anything. He did the work long ago. Before these other baby gods were born.

Cristina: Yes. He somehow got to the kids before them.

Jack: Yeah. Jehovah's over here. Like, I'm gonna take your firstborn in the neighborhood.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, my God. First born, the neighborhood.

Cristina: This guy goes around the world.

Jack: He's got the planet shook. And they're closer to the day, the more shook the planet is. And adults get over it because they're like, you know, he's not out here. Murder. He doesn't need to. Because there's enough collective child fear, which is enough concentrated adrenaline.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That he still gets what he needs. Probably too much left over, but for.

Cristina: A whole year, like, he has to lie.

Jack: He's just one person. Think of the other gods that do it in a small, tiny region and can function off of it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's 8 billion people.

Cristina: Mm. That's interesting. Yes.

Jack: He's. He's trumped this s***. How many people exist in Greece?

Cristina: But I wonder, when it comes to adrenochrome and the gods, like, do they not bother him? Because they also get that fear too.

Jack: No. They would do anything to him.

Cristina: How did they divide?

Jack: There's no dividing. They couldn't do anything to him.

Cristina: They couldn't do anything.

Jack: Nothing they could do to fight this man.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He knows that you're attacking.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He could just. He can teleport any. Zeus has to get to where he's going.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Jehovah has to get to where he's going. Odin. That. The guy needs a carriage to get where he's going.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Santa could just be there.

Cristina: But he has the sleigh he travels to. Or that's not.

Jack: I think that's for sure. I think that's mocking. Probably Odin. Oh, I think he's just mocking Odin.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Because he could be. What does he need the sleigh for? He could just pop up everywhere all the same time. Who gives a s*** about a Sleigh.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's just Mai's trolling.

Cristina: Yes. So no flying reindeers.

Jack: That's probably not a thing. There's a bunch of parts of these stories that are mythology that was invented by people rather than the truth of the matter.

Cristina: Okay. It's hard to see which part fits and which doesn't.

Jack: Yeah, we know. He's got like, how many people exist In Greece, right. 300,000 at the time that Zeus began his charade. And now a couple million, maybe. What's a couple of million to eight f****** billion?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Where's Jehovah? Messing around? Israel. Well, great. Phenomenal, bruh. Israel when he began. Now he's, you know, he's expanded and he's in more places, but the same people he's affecting are also. Santa's also taking some of that.

Cristina: Yeah, he's taking everyone's.

Jack: He's taking everybody's. Everything. He's every. He got. He did it. He figured it out.

Cristina: Even got people who aren't religious.

Jack: Well, yeah, 100%.

Cristina: He's just child friendly.

Jack: He's the God who an atheist worships.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Holy. He figured out the system. Other gods are like, worship me. This guy's like, you don't have to do anything.

Cristina: No.

Jack: You know, it's just a fun game. Tell your children.

Cristina: And the first time he did it, he probably didn't say anything. Kids just got what they got. And then that created the fear.

Jack: Yes. Because it's like he made sure to not give some to the kids who were bad, even if the kid was.

Cristina: Cold or whatever it's supposed to be.

Jack: Exactly, exactly. So even if they were good, he had to pick at least, bare minimum, one who was the worst. Even if they were all saints. He had to be like, well, you stepped on a roach or something. Got to pick somebody.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then he gave that kid the thing.

Cristina: Yeah. Like he's telling us what exactly gets us to the naughty or nice.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Anyway, he's just like, you messed up, so try better next time and I'll give you a gift. And then the other kids are like, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up. We all got gifts. Well. And then they come up with the reason themselves. Right. Trying to rationalize it. Oh, well, this is what he did. It must have been that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is what he meant by naughty.

Cristina: Yeah. And then, because we have no idea.

Jack: We have no clue what he's using to measure. There's nothing. Nothing exists. We're just. It's all projection.

Cristina: Yes. And that's what makes us so Worried in the end of the year because we have no idea.

Jack: This is the most genius part of this is if you leave a person to assume, they're going to assume the worst. It's the human anxiety. He didn't tell us what to fear.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Zeus f***** up. Jehovah f***** up. Odin f***** up. All the gods f***** up. They're like, don't do this thing. You don't do that thing. You're good.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Santa didn't specify s***. He's like, don't be bad. Well, everybody has a different moral compass. Holy crap.

Cristina: Like, what does that even mean?

Jack: So general.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He basically astrology the s*** out of Earth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's like, well, you're gonna do something good, you're gonna do something bad. Make sure that bad isn't so bad that it deserves to be punished. Like, what?

Cristina: What?

Jack: Wait, where does the bad bar begin? It's just bad. Wait, is the dirty thought bad?

Cristina: It could be if.

Jack: If I accidentally. Like, there's laws. What if I took a turn by accident because I didn't see that it said don't turn on red.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's a lie. Broke a law. Is that bad? Like, the number of crap that an individual could just think is bad, and.

Cristina: All he has to do is like, it. He doesn't even need to know now. Does it matter if we're. He knows if we're naughty or nice. Maybe he doesn't, because at this point, it doesn't matter.

Jack: He could give everybody gifts. He probably. This is why nobody gets coal anymore. Because it doesn't matter. There's like, oh, my God, I passed. I passed. Yeah, I did. Good enough. And then you're still gonna panic the rest of the year leading up to the next time. Am I gonna get something? Which is interesting, because the strongest push and this fat. This is fascinating right here. What all the other gods suggest. You move away from materialism and commit spiritually to them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Except for Santa needs materialism to be rampant.

Cristina: He's depending on. Yes.

Jack: He's depending on human addiction to stuff.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then he capitalizes on the fear of not getting stuff.

Cristina: Mm. That is so crazy.

Jack: He did everything opposite. He did not tell you the rules of the game. All the other gods did. He made sure to support capitalism way in there.

Cristina: He said to be naughty or nice. We don't even know. Maybe he doesn't know whether we're naughty or nice. He might not know.

Jack: He might not know s***. But whatever the case is, the other gods aren't f****** with him.

Cristina: Yeah. I mean, he's still a demigod for sure.

Jack: He's quite arguably. I think he does. Because whatever, man. That's. It's so complicated. Right. Because we don't know if he does know, but we know he hasn't been dealt with. Which some. That means something about him is so op that some other God hasn't off them and taken the post.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because that would be the logical step. Let me just get rid of them. Then I can ride this train. But that hasn't happened. So something about Santa is too overpowered.

Cristina: So it has to be that. Or like. That's the most likely.

Jack: That's the most likely. But if that's not the case. There is something going on.

Cristina: Something. Yeah.

Jack: That is sustain cemented. This creature, this demigod, as arguably the most powerful demigod.

Cristina: That's so crazy. Yeah. What? He is the most powerful demigod.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Whoa. And we don't even know what he could do.

Jack: We have no clue. We have no clue. That's another part. Because the question is, then, do the other gods know what he could do? Is the fear that they don't know?

Cristina: That they don't know.

Jack: That they don't know. He could, in theory be weaker than all. He's clearly cunning.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Quite genius.

Cristina: I mean, just telling us to be naughty. I mean, not to be naughty. But not telling us how he broke.

Jack: Every system all these other guys came up with.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We're talking Jehovah and Zeus predate the crap out of this guy. He showed up and just did it. Did it. This is how you do it. P******. You know what you're doing. This is how you do it. What?

Cristina: I don't know. So he might not be stronger.

Jack: Not be. He's so smart. They have no idea, though. He's. If he's got no ability, if he's not a super mega ultra demigod, to the great that he seems to be.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He can definitely play the part.

Cristina: He can, man. He's got to be a demigod, though.

Jack: He has to be.

Cristina: That has to be the only way that's stopping him from being killed off.

Jack: This is. This is where I stand. Right. There's no freaking way. There's no way in h*** this thing came up and he wasn't at some point challenged by Zeus. That did not happen. I refuse to believe it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Zeus was the very first one to be like, imma f*** you up and lost. And that flagged every other.

Cristina: But I'm like, I don't know if God himself or, I don't know, the Christian God. Yeah, but Christians themselves try to fight Santa.

Jack: Yeah, but they don't fight him.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Ideologically arguing, it doesn't matter because all this is push forward the narrative even more.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Everything you do helps them.

Cristina: Yes, everything.

Jack: So when it comes to the gods, I. There's everybody. He challenges everybody. Zeus is egomaniac. He sees Santa coming up, he's like, I'm the king here. And then Santa gets all exaggerated and he's like, no, I'm gonna fight you. But then Zeus losing the fight is what told everybody else. F***. Well, s***, we ain't f****** with him.

Cristina: Wanna fight?

Jack: Yeah. Cuz who's. No matter what, it doesn't matter who else challenged Santa.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Zeus is stronger. So Zeus is the only person Santa would have to beat to tame the f*** out of everybody else.

Cristina: But he also has a smart. So is it possible that a God with a brain could have challenged him and like, I don't know, like some kind of chess. Godlike chess game?

Jack: Okay. The argument would be that it would have to be not. When I say Zeus's power, I don't literally mean like stronger or I can hit you with more lightning or anything.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: In combat of some sort.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He lost.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so if there is a God who's stronger and he's the one who challenged. And not stronger, but smarter. He's the one who challenged Santa and then Zeus didn't challenge Santa, it's because whatever God challenged Santa and lost is already smarter than Zeus is strong.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So basically whoever the top dog is challenged Santa because they usually challenge everybody else to maintain dominance.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then lost. There's also no example of any God that rules over the planet other than Santa.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Everybody's regional.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Except Santa.

Cristina: That's very, very true. Like there's some that gotten close, but not.

Jack: Jehovah has a huge reach. He began small and kept expanding and kept expanding and kept expanding. But for the vast majority of most of his work, when he was establishing his Word. Yeah, those all focus in one place.

Cristina: But that's a different. Wait, but you talk about Jehovah from Judaism or Christianity.

Jack: Same guy.

Cristina: They're the same guy.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know if they're the same guy. I think of them as two different guys.

Jack: Oh, it's possible there is two different gods there, but we're talking about the same abilities for the most part. It's possible we're talking about twins. In that case, two demigods who were Twins. One is the crooked and one is not. And it's also a possibility that the story of Cain and Abel never happened. And that was a narrative about those two gods in their young days.

Cristina: Yeah. That might be it. I don't think the one God killed the other. I think one just stayed there while the other spread out everywhere else.

Jack: Could be. Yes, that's totally possible.

Cristina: And that's. But who knows?

Jack: Yeah, that's a very likely probability.

Cristina: Interesting. But Santa is the most powerful as far as we can.

Jack: He seems to be the most overpowered God of all the gods.

Cristina: Yes. That's so crazy.

Jack: It is pretty crazy. And the fact that he uses business to do it. He relies on capitalism and materialism.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To create fear. So indirectly, it's genius. Like, I'm end your life. No, he's the guy who create. He's basically a mosquito. Right?

Cristina: He's a mosquito.

Jack: Not even. Not even mosquito. He's a fruit fly. Think about a fruit fly. Right. There's nothing to fear about a fruit fly.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But that tiny little bit of effect it does have is so annoying that it makes you behave accordingly. So it gets your ear and, like, it's not harming you.

Cristina: No.

Jack: It's just persistent enough that you will act on it, though it's insignificant. It will affect nothing in your life if you just ignore it. Yeah, but it's persistent enough that you couldn't ignore it even if you want to.

Cristina: He's like a fruit fly.

Jack: He's like a fruit fly.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's not forcing anything down your throat. We don't have to believe him if you don't want. He does not give a flying f***. He's not like, you got to worship me or believe him. He never did any of that. He didn't get anybody to write scriptures. He didn't care.

Cristina: No.

Jack: His plan was too solid just by not forcing it. Because if I try to force something on you, you're more likely to reject it because it's not your will.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But if I give you the option that you're more willing. You can believe in me if you want. I don't. You, in fact, don't believe in me. It's totally fine. Wait. No, no, no. But I like stuff.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You choose.

Cristina: That's so crazy.

Jack: It's genius. It's so genius. He's so far above the next best thing.

Cristina: Mm. He's the best thing. Wow.

Jack: And it really comes down to the one. The one question, which is, are there elves? If there are no elves, he is.

Cristina: Too overpowered Are there elves if there's no elves?

Jack: No. Are there elves if there's no elves, he's overpowered.

Cristina: Oh, okay. If there's no elf, if he's doing it by himself.

Jack: If he's doing it by himself, we know clearly why no God touches this guy. It's too one sided. They don't even know how he exists. Everywhere all at once, know everything all at the same time. How do you win?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: If he does have an army of elves that can get the job done. There are f*** tons of them. You don't need too much either. You can think some households have upwards of seven people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There are 8 billion people on earth. You had. If just one elf could hit four houses, you've drastically reduced the number of elves you need. You don't need billions of elves. You know, you can in fact bring this down to. If one elf can move quickly enough and in the time span of one hour hit 20 homes, then you subtract the number of houses by home by the number of elves. You, you have a couple of million elves doing work.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And assuming some of these elves, I.

Cristina: Don'T think it's a one hour job either. It's like eight hours I think.

Jack: Assume that some of these elves have the ability to self replicate or teleport from one spot to another. I'll teleport then you have a lot of things going on.

Cristina: Teleportation related to the shadow realm. Okay.

Jack: They can disappear in the shadow realm while inside your house. Take the shortcut in the shadow realm, which would be a second to them. If they understand the shadow room well enough, rephase in and they're in the next house. And this could be house after house after house. Five seconds here, five seconds there, five seconds there, five seconds there, five seconds there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Before long you knocked out a lot and you weren't even doing much.

Cristina: No. Yeah. You're just pretty much walking the whole time.

Jack: And if your presence are in the shadow realm, then you rephase with them already. You don't have to grab anything. You're just there with it, disappear. Grab the thing, bring pop the next place, drop it there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If there are elves.

Cristina: But there's no way to know.

Jack: There's no way to know. There's two. There's so much. He's too mysterious. At least the other gods have scripture. They are narcissists. They talk about themselves all the time. I think the difference here is that Santa Claus Claus. Santa Claus isn't a narcissist. He didn't make it about him. No, he made it about the stuff.

Cristina: That's why he's so above. He's just too smart.

Jack: Yeah, He's. He's playing 4D chess.

Cristina: Yes, that's exactly what's happening. But are there elves? That's the question.

Jack: That's the truly deciding question. If there are elves, then he has a couple of notches down. And maybe the all knowing is the reason that the other gods don't mess with them. But if there are no elves. Oh, and we just made up the. We threw the elves in there just to try to cope with how is it getting done?

Cristina: Yeah, but like.

Jack: And they don't exist. S***.

Cristina: S***.

Jack: First. First, you know everything that's overpowered. Second, you could be everywhere that's overpowered. But the third suggestion is the craziest one. You could just manifest s***.

Cristina: Yes, you could just.

Jack: Holy crap.

Cristina: I don't even know what God's f****** with you. Yeah.

Jack: Could you in theory just manifest the thing that would end that God?

Cristina: How?

Jack: What's the extent of your power?

Cristina: That's true. Oh, crap. What if that is happening? If no elves.

Jack: Right, if no elves. That's the case. If there are no elves, there is nothing more op. And we're talking by like, if he's at a hundred, the next best is like two.

Cristina: He reminds me of Deadpool. It's just like too powerful.

Jack: Yes. He's like, Deadpool is so overpowered. Like, how do you.

Cristina: How do you.

Jack: How's your. How are your abilities a thing?

Cristina: Yeah, it's almost the opposite of Deadpool's ability, isn't it? Of him bringing things into this reality. Deadpool just somehow leaves his own reality in a way.

Jack: Deadpool's complicated. He could just walk out of a panel.

Cristina: Yeah, so.

Jack: But he could also manifest random crap. Oh, a good example is when he was hanging out with Spider man and he pulled out a rocket launcher from his pocket. Like, this is just something Deadpool can casually do.

Cristina: So we know it's possible.

Jack: We know it's possible.

Cristina: Yeah, but he's a character.

Jack: Yeah, Deadpool's not real, but Santa is arguably real.

Cristina: And he having that power, that's just. That's too much.

Jack: You don't even need to know everything if that's your one trick. But the problem is if no elves and everything else must be true, but if somehow we can make it so that there's no elves and all your other powers don't count, your one and only power is manifesting whatever the h*** you want?

Cristina: I was. Still think he would need to know something about the child, though.

Jack: Well, no, I'm. I'm just talking about the power. I'm no longer talking about Santa Claus.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I'm saying if just this one power, minus everything else. He's not even delivering gifts anymore. You can just manifest whatever. You are still untouchable.

Cristina: Yeah. That sounds like the God that every God claims to be.

Jack: Yes, it's quite possible that Santa is the closest thing because he can make anything happen whenever he wants, in any location he wants and knows whatever, and he can personally be wherever that is. The closest thing is the closest thing to the perfect God all the other gods claim to be.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Not one of them has any part of that.

Cristina: They just lie about it pretty much.

Jack: While Santa has all the factors.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: All knowing. Jehovah doesn't have it, Odin doesn't have it. Zeus doesn't have it. None of the Hindu gods have it. None of them have the ability. You can trick them. You can lie to them, be everywhere. None of them. None of them. They are all bound to where they are. And their ideologies must travel because they cannot.

Cristina: Mm. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Manifest. Just stuff out of nowhere. No, these gods are screwed. Following rules and junk. Otherwise they would just manifest a message in a letter in front of you. Now they gotta send somebody together. There. There's. There's leaps and bounds of superiority.

Cristina: Now you're saying he is the God man.

Jack: I began where he wasn't, but, like.

Cristina: It'S now he might be.

Jack: If there are no elves.

Cristina: If there are. No.

Jack: If there are no elves. If there are elves and they are the ones delivering and it isn't Santa. He's sort of the ringleader. And also the fairies are probably benefiting off of the adrenochrome somehow, or at least the fear. He somehow figured out how to give the fear. Because there's no blood.

Cristina: No.

Jack: So he's optimized fear and somehow the fairies are also getting something from it.

Cristina: Yes. That's what makes me think if they're real, he's not real. Like, maybe they're surviving off the stories and they're the ones.

Jack: Here's the thing. They don't need it.

Cristina: The adrenaline.

Jack: Fear. They don't need fear. Fairies can just go in and out of the shadow realm. Yeah, there is. There is one possibility. Because the thing is, gods do need the fear. Yes, that would make sense. That fits with Santa.

Cristina: Yes, that makes sense. Yeah.

Jack: Now there's no Santa. Then what's the next Option. They're not fairies.

Cristina: What are they?

Jack: They are creatures from the shadow realm. And some guy, probably St. Nick, inevitably got a ball rolling that he didn't even know he got rolling. He was like, well, you don't worship God and you're being rude to the other kids, so this year, I'm not going to. But if next year you make your behavior better, then I will personally give you a gift.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To commemorate that you've become better and you've followed the Christian path.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then that little bit of fear allowed at least one of these creatures to capitalize. And they say, oh, s***, hold on. Wait. How am I on this side? What's causing it? Okay, the kids are scared to not get stuff. And that allowed me whatever creature I might be to manifest because there's just enough for me. If I can Cap, maybe all my people can come here.

Cristina: Yes. What?

Jack: So if not Santa Claus, then it could be the story of how an entire race of creatures.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: From the shadow realm have established their home in the Arctic.

Cristina: That is so crazy. I could totally be it too. They don't really need anything. They just need that story. And then they survive off of that story.

Jack: Every year.

Cristina: Every year.

Jack: Although they do have to actually do the work on that day.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Because it needs to self perpetuate. So I need to do something to keep the narrative moving forward.

Cristina: Do they need to know everything about the child? No, they just need gifts.

Jack: Yeah. They somehow, again, nobody's getting hurt. I'm sure that if no Santa Claus and at least the creature that came through got in contact with same neck. And he's like, maybe we can work together. We're not. We promise you will not harm anything. We're gonna do it your way. But this might get us out of whatever hellhole we already live in.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We'll go when we'll bother. Nobody will disappear. We just help us. You help us, we help you. Everybody wins. Everybody's gonna be a good person. Everybody wants stuff. We can make stuff. We can manifest stuff. It doesn't matter. We don't care about stuff. Stuff doesn't matter to us. Just a lot of us just let us escape the hellhole that is a shadow realm with your help. They just need to fear a little.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Little.

Cristina: And they stay here.

Jack: Yeah. We could stay here. And you'll have people following your Christian God. Because there'll be fear. They want to do the good thing. And inevitably, in this case, Zeus and Odin and the gods from India and all these gods from every other possible Location benefit a little too. Because they just need a little. Yeah, A little for each. And then they can manifest and stay. And it's so self perpetuating that they can just live here.

Cristina: Now that is interesting. They must be really small or something. Like they really don't need any. They or they need a little bit just to be here all year. That's interesting.

Jack: So I guess those are two options.

Cristina: Either they could be the fruit flies.

Jack: Yeah. If no elves, then op Santa, then God.

Cristina: Santa.

Jack: Yeah, actual. Actual God. Not demi, just God. Actual God, like likely created everything Santa. If that's not the case, then elves and then some mix between the two are what's doing everything. But if no Santa, then clever collaboration between St. Nick and some sort of creature from the shadow realm that we're not familiar with. And if that's the case, I don't like that we don't know about a creature from the shadow realm. And we should definitely investigate.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Okay. I don't know how. I mean, we know where they live.

Jack: Just go to the Arctic, go to the North Pole, find that s***.

Cristina: Yes. And we know that they're not dangerous. We know they have night, but we don't know. Like if you go into their territory, it's a whole different story because they can't.

Jack: It can't be proven that they exist. Part of it is the mystery. So chances are whatever goes there doesn't come back. But don't worry, they might have an army.

Cristina: We have an army too. Okay. Yeah. So it'll take our.

Jack: This is what it is. We'll figure it out.

Cristina: Okay, that's crazy.

Jack: Obviously I don't want to get over there and find out that. But if Santa Claus is up, he also doesn't care. He'll be like, whatever, dude. Like, yeah, I'm real. Yeah, tell people.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess like that would just help him.

Jack: So it doesn't matter if just whatever creatures is there. They don't want us to find out.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But if Santa Claus is there, whether with elves or without, you don't give a crap. He's like, yeah, let him come in, it's fine.

Cristina: Ah, interesting.

Jack: It's fine. Let them. Once they leave, they'll tell. Do they want to take pictures? I'm right here. Let everybody know.

Cristina: Yes, I want to take a selfie with Santa.

Jack: Yeah, probably don't give a crap. That's why he loves people imitating him. Every other God is like, don't follow false prophets. Santa's like, s***, let people put him in every mall. F*** It.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Convince everybody early.

Cristina: That's so crazy. It works for him. Everything that every gods convince, like, don't do this.

Jack: He does.

Cristina: He does.

Jack: It works.

Cristina: It works. He's figured it out by just breaking all their rules.

Jack: Yes. Yes. He's playing 4D chess. He gets it. He got. Anyways, that's pretty much where we're at. Well, Santa being the most op God.

Cristina: Of all time, he really is. What?

Jack: Yeah. There's no God like him.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And we're definitely out of time. But, like, look, anybody listening to this? This isn't our first, you know, around the park with freaking God. Find all the God Santa. I mean. Yeah, Santa. So find all the Santa Episodes and start at the back so you can work your way forward seeing how we get informed on this.

Cristina: And then listen to this episode again.

Jack: Yeah. Once you have all that information, you can hear this one again and be like, whoa.

Cristina: Yes. What fun Christmas activity.

Jack: Yeah. I think the first time we mentioned Santa Claus was with Dave and talking about the Matrix.

Cristina: That is very complicated.

Jack: Yeah. It got real crazy.

Cristina: How did the Matrix.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Dave episodes are weird.

Cristina: Yeah. Well, if you can find Santa there, go find him.

Jack: Yeah. I mean, there's probably a Santa Claus in the Matrix. The metaverse is gonna. That's the first place Santa is gonna insert himself. The metaverse. Because now I don't have to like it. Pass that through the tech that the kids are using.

Cristina: It's already there.

Jack: Yeah, he's probably one of the first.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He invented the metaverse just to streamline this.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, go find all those episodes, listen to them in order or watch them, you know, watch sound waves go up and down or whatever it is you cool kids do or whatever. And you can find all that stuff on the official website atgreatthoughts.info, or on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast, you know, and you can.

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Cristina: The wokest. Let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth, incredibly powerful. Tell people about the show. This is a Christmas episode so that people can listen to it. So today.

Cristina: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Jack: And you know, this. This is. This is for you guys to listen to on your day, waiting for your family to arrive with the gifts. I don't really f****** know. How Christmas works. I'm going off of the movies. Like, the family shows up because there's a family celebrating in their house at the 12 o'. Clock. And then there's the family. They're like extended family. Uncles and grandma come the next day and show up at the house and give the kids gifts and stuff. And it's a bigger family event because the. The Christmas Eve is private and collected while Christmas Day is like a bunch of people in one house or something. So that's what I think. Anyways, regardless of how you celebrate, make sure to play this. Show your family the truth about Santa. Don't let the kids listen I curse too much. Or show the kids how to curse. F*** it. They're gonna learn eventually. Might as well learn and learn how to use it in a fun, playful.

Cristina: Way and a plum. Enough fun.

Jack: Yeah, use it for emphasis, not for insult.

Cristina: Ah, okay. That sounds.

Jack: I'll be like, f*** you. But I will be like, what the f***? You know? This shows contextual examples.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And yeah, also you can find me on stereo, having conversations, usually trolling, getting on people's nerves and showing them the.

Cristina: Way, the light the way. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: Like who and Lucifer matchup?

Jack: I don't know, maybe Lucifer and Zeus.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: But Zeus is the God of gods.

Cristina: So that would be God, wouldn't it?

Jack: I don't know. Because Zeus himself is a demigod. You can kill Zeus?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I also do believe you can kill Jehovah.

Cristina: So then what does that make him?

Jack: That makes him a demigod. Okay, I think in. How do I put it? In Greek mythology, God. God is beyond Zeus. Zeus isn't the top of the chain. He's the top of Olympus.

Cristina: Yeah, but his. The top top is his dad or something.

Jack: There's like a Titan. But Titans aren't gods. No, Titans are some other thing that it could easily be like whipped around by God.

Cristina: But those are his parents.

Jack: Yes, his parents are Titans. And there is something above the Titans. That is the all powerful God.

Cristina: Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Colazzo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts info, art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 153: Jehovah's Empire

Where does the bible take place? How old is the Earth? How long ago were Adam and Eve created? Do the answers to these questions work together effectively or do they contradict each other and create paradoxes? The duo delve deep into the geography of the christian scriptures and the estimated times of events to determine how accurate they are and how many contradictions present themselves naturally.

Rambling 153: Jehovah's Empire

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  • Reasons for Religion
  • The Biblical Flood
  • Noah’s Ark
  • Round Earth vs Flat Earth
  • Original Biblical Text
  • Biblical Locations
  • Adam & Eve
  • Judaism vs Christianity
  • Gay Priests
  • Satanic Christianity
  • The Tree of Knowledge

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: And also this. This show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody to have a lovely discussion with while listening to this. You go, you find people, you drag them into a room, chain them into a chair, and you force them to listen. And then you talk to them, whether or not they want to, as they're fear for their lives. Because America.

Cristina: Because of what?

Jack: As a. Because what?

Cristina: Oh, what was the last thing you said?

Jack: That you can tie them to a chair and force them to listen and talk to them whether they want to or not?

Cristina: Because this is America.

Jack: Because this is America, the land of the free. Do whatever you want, including imprisoning other people and constricting their freedoms. Because America. Yes, that's kind of what we do. We're America of the. We're America. Land of the free. With the most people not free more than anywhere in the world.

Cristina: That's great.

Jack: Yeah. Land of the free. Most incarcerations ever.

Cristina: Yes, that's. That's pretty horrible.

Jack: Yeah, that's the way it goes.

Cristina: But people want to fight for their freedoms to, I guess, hurt other people. I don't know. All those Karen videos, it confuses me. They are fighting for freedom, their own freedom, I think. I don't know who's stopping them, but there's someone they think is stopping them. They think the world is the difference.

Jack: Between having freedom to public rights and then going into private locations and claiming you have public freedoms in private locations. Which they do not.

Cristina: Which they do not. And they also make up laws, which I think is very strange.

Jack: Oh, well, here's the thing. People believe that other people don't know the laws. And a lot of the time they're completely right. And that if you just pretend, you know, maybe they'll.

Cristina: I think that. Yeah, that's really possible, I guess. Like, I don't know every single law, so maybe they will tell me something and I'm like, maybe I should look this up, because I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, but it should be. They should go in there and recite exactly which law. Oh, I know the law. Okay, which one is it?

Cristina: Which one is it?

Jack: You shattered the entire argument. Because they don't f****** know. They're making s*** up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, just look it up. Which one is it? I'll look it up. You know it. Tell me which one to look for.

Cristina: Yeah, because the whole. I don't know, it's always something dumb like the law says you can't use the pool or something. Like you don't even work in this place. What are you talking about?

Jack: Yeah, like this is a pool that belongs to the facility. Do you know the facilities laws? And it says you can't use a pool. Then. Then why do they have a pool?

Cristina: Then why do they have a pool? Exactly. I don't know. There was one of don't play your guitar because it will bother the pigs. Like, what law is that? That's a crazy law.

Jack: It will bother the pigs.

Cristina: I feel like she said that the music was bothering her pigs. I don't know if that's what she said, but it sounds like maybe she.

Jack: Said it was bothering her.

Cristina: I'm so sure she said she mentioned her pigs.

Jack: That's weird.

Cristina: That is weird. Maybe I'm wrong. It's probably not her pigs. But if it is her poor pigs. I don't know. They don't like. What was it? I think it was guitar music or something. Yeah, it was bothering the piggies, but.

Jack: Yeah, maybe that's what she meant. I don't know. I gotta see it.

Cristina: It's weird. It's all weird. I don't know. And the Christians that argue for that. The. I don't know. I don't know who's trying to turn their kids gay. It's the government. But it's also Hollywood. But it's also. Everyone is trying to turn their kids gay.

Jack: Only Christians believe that.

Cristina: Only Christians believe that. Yeah, but that's still pretty weird to believe. That's not a weird idea. That. I don't know.

Jack: It depends on how the idea is presented. How is the idea presented?

Cristina: How is that idea presented? I don't know.

Jack: We explain what they said so that I understand why they think it's making them gay.

Cristina: I don't know why there's two. You know about the two gay. They were penguins and they couldn't have a baby. They were trying to hatch a rock like it was an egg, but it wasn't. So they gave them a real egg and now they have a family. It's them too. And the little girl. I mean, a girl penguin, two gay male penguins and a baby female Penguin. And someone wrote a kids book about it so that kids could have that book about their story. And they're like, they're trying to make it gay, I guess, normal for their kids or something. I don't know.

Jack: Why is making gay normal a problem though? Because it's evil to make gay normal?

Cristina: Yes, because gay isn't evil. Gay equals evil, I guess. Yeah, yeah. So if you're trying to make it normal, you're doing something evil. So whoever wrote that story is an evil person.

Jack: Here's what's interesting about that. This makes me wonder if the purpose of religion is to ensure population growth. Because a lot of things focus on that. Like the whole don't let women make choices, make women do what men want. Because now we have women making choices and men are just going to jail in mass. And not to say that men don't deserve to go to jail in mass. But there's less men to spread seeds, you know? Like it seems almost tactically meant, not maliciously, but rather like let's assure the species survival. Thus religion. Because gay bad. Because gay can't make children.

Cristina: But there's plenty of straight women right now that just don't want to have children.

Jack: That's 100% true. But also, women weren't allowed to read books because educated women don't want to have children.

Cristina: Oh, dumb.

Jack: Women have 7,000 children and they want that jump on welfare.

Cristina: But that's what the Christians want.

Jack: Yeah, but just keep reproducing. Even if half of them die, just keep making more.

Cristina: Just keep making more.

Jack: The world with people the way old God wanted that.

Cristina: He want that because he destroyed a bunch of people though. He destroyed cities.

Jack: Look, God destroyed anything and everything that was right. He drowned the world. Yes, but then you wonder what the world is if everything that ever happened involving God happened in like this, a three country radius. He drowned the world. Get the f*** out of here. He drowned a small, tiny little area.

Cristina: Okay, you think everyone outside of that area were alright?

Jack: Yeah, everybody was f****** fine.

Cristina: What? How do you know?

Jack: Because everything that happened in the Bible is focused in one region.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they wouldn't actually know if the rest of the world.

Jack: Yeah, there'd be no way to know. They didn't leave that area. They were just all secluded in one spot. And every interaction with God, the world was that one region.

Cristina: What about that boat? Like they must have looked for another place.

Jack: Then how would they know if everything is underwater? What could you look at to tell you you're going anywhere?

Cristina: But if everything Wasn't underwater. You said it was just that spot.

Jack: Right, Right, Right. They already believed everything was underwater as.

Cristina: Far as they can see the boat to like go any further. They just stayed in the hole.

Jack: Could they tell they're going anywhere?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Let's. Let's follow your logic. Everything around you is underwater. Even if other parts of earth are not underwater, which direction is more stuff. If everything looks like it's underwater, I.

Cristina: Don'T go follow the birds. You go somewhere. You just don't stay there. I don't know.

Jack: So the birds decide they're gonna go west. But one. Your boat doesn't have a sail. And also wind is blowing east. How you can follow the birds.

Cristina: The boat doesn't have a sail. I don't know what the boat has. It doesn't have things to move.

Jack: It was just afloat.

Cristina: It was just a float. Okay.

Jack: And if water goes up.

Cristina: Yeah. It was just to keep them there.

Jack: Yeah. It wasn't like a giant wave came and pushed the boat anywhere. It was just like. It just kept raining. It was raining. It didn't. Like rivers didn't. Over there wasn't like a crazy storm that. No, it was just equal rain everywhere for 40 days and 40 nights. That's bringing the water level up and up and up and up and up. And everything is now underwater.

Cristina: Yes. And that boat was not to sail or anything. It was just to be there.

Jack: It was there.

Cristina: Even if.

Jack: Even if, in theory you could sail it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How are you gonna steer it? How are you gonna choose where to go? And where would you go? Which direction would you choose? And how do you know you're going that direction? You would just pick a spot and it's like that way. Is that north or east? I don't f****** know. It's that way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then if the boat turns gradually.

Cristina: How would you know?

Jack: How would you know? Because everything is underwater.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You'd have to wait until night to look at the North Star.

Cristina: Ah, well, maybe they should just have travel during night.

Jack: Everything is underwater.

Cristina: You got 40 days. Wait. Is it 40 days or 40 years?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Whatever. A very long time on this boat. You got nothing else to do. What harm would it be to travel a little?

Jack: How.

Cristina: If it was a traveling boat. I don't know if they could. If they could travel in the boat.

Jack: Stick out tiny little paddles.

Cristina: Yes. Have the little. The alligators push them. There's only two, though. But.

Jack: So you see that image?

Cristina: Yes, I see it. And it's Confusing? Because that.

Jack: No, no, no, it's not confusing. You're confusing yourself. But I'll explain it after you talk. Go ahead and plead your case. I can prove you wrong.

Cristina: Okay. They're. They're in the edge of different continents, Right.

Jack: Those aren't established as continents yet, but. Okay.

Cristina: They're not continents.

Jack: Not yet.

Cristina: Not yet. How far back?

Jack: They weren't called continents yet.

Cristina: Whatever. The land masses. Okay, the land masses. Okay. And did those land masses disapp in this or is it just where they were at specifically that went underwater, you're saying? No.

Jack: Okay. What do you see in the center of where all this happened?

Cristina: I don't know. Water.

Jack: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now it starts raining and doesn't stop raining.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What's going to happen to that water?

Cristina: There's going to be more water. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's going to start rising, right?

Jack: It's gonna just keep rising.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's kind of a bowl in there, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So the more, I don't know, the more everything gets buried.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And if in theory it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and you're close to the water part.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then that's already eaten everything you know of. And that's just gonna keep filling up farther and farther. Now, if you were to fill up a tub with water.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you could fill it up in equal parts and you put a little paper boat in the middle. Don't turn on the faucet and push from the direction that the faucet's coming in, but rather water falling equally from everywhere on top down onto the tub. And the tub starts gradually coming up, the boat is going to stay in the middle. In the middle.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So assuming the boat was inside of this general radius that we're looking at where everything took place. Right. It's directly below the Roman Empire that we are seeing these people's boat. We're right. Like, what is this? Like east of the Greek Empire? Is that what we're looking at? More or less.

Cristina: A little part of Egypt in there, Syria, Armenia.

Jack: Because we got to basically look, we're dead center between Europe, Africa and the Middle East. That's really what's happening here. So we're in West Asia, South Europe and North Africa region. The water in between, that is what we're assuming is coming upwards.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So valleys and all that crap. As water comes up, you're closer to the water. In this instance, the water starts coming up, pushing you up, starting to bury the mountains. But because the water happens for 40 days and 40 nights. It keeps building. So everything around you keeps getting buried. Keeps getting buried. So the water actually rises to the height of mountains because you're in a bowl.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So by the time it covers the peaks of mountains, you're higher than mountains at a distance that get sucked up by the curvature of the earth.

Cristina: So you think everything is covered.

Jack: You look in every direction. The curvature of the earth has swallowed. The only way it wouldn't work is if the world was flat. In which case the water level coming up would mean you can see other things. So interesting enough, the argument of Noah's Ark beats the argument of flat earth. They cannot be happening at the same time. They're mutually exclusive. Because if the water did in fact come up this high and the earth was flat, you would have seen the other parts of the earth. Because the earth was not drowned itself, but your region was drowned. Everything that happened.

Cristina: But people who read the Bible think the whole thing was drowned.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. That's completely wrong and provably wrong. Because everything that happened in the Bible took place in this small region between these three giant continents. So it's in between Europe, Asia and Africa. In not touching all of them. It's just a small region in the middle of them. That's it. Like something that today in a car you could traverse in two days.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is the whole world back then?

Cristina: That's pretty crazy.

Jack: That's all. That's what they called Earth.

Cristina: I was.

Jack: Earth was a two day car ride.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everything that existed in all of time to them happened in a two day car rides distance. And if the Earth is flat, then you would immediately be able to see mountains in the distance.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: But the Earth isn't flat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So after the waters pushed you over your own mountains, it looks like s***. Just disappears over the horizon. There's nothing that way. The world is drowned. Everything is underwater. But they weren't taking into account the fact that the world is not flat.

Cristina: It's not everything.

Jack: It's not everything. There's things over the horizon you cannot see.

Cristina: So this boat could not move. It's just in the middle of water.

Jack: I don't believe the ark had a sail.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or a way to steer.

Cristina: Or a way to steer. It was just there to keep them alive.

Jack: Yeah. It was just something to stay afloat.

Cristina: All right. I don't know how the boat was also.

Jack: They couldn't. I believe they couldn't look out. They were just to be inside the.

Cristina: Boat with no windows or anything.

Jack: You Can't.

Cristina: How did they survive?

Jack: Just 40 days.

Cristina: That's not so bad.

Jack: That's not that bad. It's a month.

Cristina: It's a month.

Jack: So they didn't really need to, like, eat an absorbent amount of animals.

Cristina: No, it was like, maybe they didn't need animals. You could just have something fresh to eat.

Jack: You could just keep, like, an extra chicken.

Cristina: An extra chicken? What if they can only have two of everything or the boat drowns or something?

Jack: I doubt that they could. They probably had, like, an extra chicken and, like, an extra duck or something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Also, we. I guess the boat technically had one of every animal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the argument would be again, there. When we think one of every animal.

Cristina: In the world, it was two of every animal.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Two of every animal in the world. So it had two of every animal in the world. When we're thinking all the animals in the world, we're thinking the whole world.

Cristina: But you're saying it's animals from that location.

Jack: Yeah. And specifically the ones they knew of.

Cristina: Yes. And in some interpretations, it's three of each animals, I think. So that makes even more sense because they can eat that extra animal.

Jack: Yeah. But now they have way too many. This unnecessary space taken.

Cristina: Maybe they're greedy. I don't know.

Jack: But assuming three, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Three of each one or. No, two of each one. Just two of each one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then we also have to keep in mind that they didn't know genetic differences back then. So it's like a wolf and a dog. They're both a dog, so only one can stay. So you're gonna. You know. You get my point. So it's not like a big variety. It's more like two of every species.

Cristina: Oh, that's sad.

Jack: No races within species. Just two of every species.

Cristina: There's no way that they were checking exactly what animals.

Jack: There's no way they could know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To them, every variant of a dog is a dog.

Cristina: Yeah. And the bird is a bird.

Jack: All birds. They're all birds are just birds.

Cristina: That's so many.

Jack: Yeah. So they didn't really have, like, chickens and ducks and.

Cristina: No. It would have to be the chicken or the duck.

Jack: Yeah, it's like the same s***. They look slightly different, but that's like a retarded chicken or something.

Cristina: Well, what about horse and a mule? They would have taken both. Right. Because they're both helpful.

Jack: They probably think it's the same s***.

Cristina: So I would take.

Jack: It's probably like, this is a small horse. That's a big horse.

Cristina: Yes. Let's take the small horse.

Jack: Probably a small horse. You know, more room. Yeah, take the small horses. Those horses are too big. We'll take these small horses. Makes funny noises, but, you know, it does the same s***.

Cristina: Yeah, it's more helpful, I guess. I don't know.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it kind of makes sense. Fair enough.

Cristina: They were debating about, like, which of these animals are going to.

Jack: And, like, of course they didn't have, like, lions. Where the f*** you getting lions from? There's no lions in the desert.

Cristina: I don't know. In the pictures they put lions.

Jack: I know, but they also put in, like, giraffes.

Cristina: Yeah, they're all zoo animals.

Jack: Where in the desert is there a giraffe? When have you seen a giraffe in the Middle East? That's from the savannas of Africa.

Cristina: That's not on the tippy top, because that's what they're. That was part of. No, that was Egypt. Egypt doesn't have.

Jack: Egypt also does not have giraffes.

Cristina: They would have camels.

Jack: They would have camels. That would make sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Actually, it's unlikely they had horses out there. No, I guess they might have had Turkmani horses. That's fair.

Cristina: We might have horses.

Jack: They might have had horses. Yeah.

Cristina: And actually, instead of dogs, it would be. What are those awful animals?

Jack: Hyenas and s***. Those aren't dogs. They don't look like dogs.

Cristina: They don't look like dogs?

Jack: No. They look like some sort of demon.

Cristina: Yeah, they do. I don't know. I feel like they'd maybe not take those, even if they're the only kind, like, who'd want to take that on the boat. There'd be nothing on the boat.

Jack: There'd be nothing on the boat. That thing is going to. You're not going to trap the hyena. It's going to, one, outsmart you and two, eat everything, including you. So, like, they probably. There was definitely exceptions, but also, there were probably no hyenas there. No desert hyenas are also savannah. There's a lot of things we're thinking are.

Cristina: That are not.

Jack: Are there. That are just, like, African savannas?

Cristina: Oh, man. How many animals are in the desert?

Jack: It's not just a desert. It's the Middle East. Yeah, it's like, not. Most of Africa's greenery is in the Middle East.

Cristina: There are at least cows on this boat.

Jack: Yes. I think cows are global.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. I think we domesticated cows pretty early.

Cristina: No lions.

Jack: No lions. There's no. That wouldn't make sense. Now, what's interesting is the Bible's interpretations say lions, but when the. Before it's translated, when you look at these people talking about the original text, lying is one of the things that was never mentioned. That's why the Hebrews don't like to translate the Old Testament, because there's a lot of bullshit that goes on. And the original thing was not suggesting lions. It was some other different desert animal.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they weren't lions. No, but they were mentioning real animals. They were mentioning real animals, not non real animals. I mean, like, not that lions are not real animals, but just not from there.

Jack: Yeah, that happened later when translations were made.

Cristina: We just decided to have some fun with it.

Jack: Yeah. We added things that we know exist throughout the world.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Lions, though Lions were not mentioned in the original Hebrew text.

Cristina: Yeah, no, I mean, like, why would we pick lions?

Jack: We picked everything, I guess. Again, you will see picture books and it'll show you a giraffe. Why?

Cristina: How.

Jack: How is there a giraffe on the ark?

Cristina: It's really tall. Arc. I don't know. Oh, no. I guess that would mean they'd have windows for their necks. I don't know how they would have giraffes.

Jack: It doesn't make sen. There's just dumb s*** we added to the translations. It doesn't make any sense. But for them, that's the whole world.

Cristina: That's a small, whole world.

Jack: That is a very small world. And everything that ever took place in the Bible happened in this one region, which then brings even further into question God. Right. So, okay, okay, okay. So one ark disproves flat earth, or flat earth disproves the ark. One is destroying the other. They're mutually exclusive. You can't have them both.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Second, everything that ever happened with God happened in a region perhaps smaller than 1% of the Earth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is such a strong argument.

Cristina: Multiple gods for multiple gods.

Jack: You're telling me that this guy's total reach was only this one place? And it's all taking place way later than the Greek empire. Much, much, much later. Much later than the Greek empire that stood. So Zeus was around way longer and had a greater reach than Jehovah. Who wants to claim he is the one and only God?

Cristina: How big was that area? Was that even that big empire? Yeah. Was that really that big? Like, what if we looked at all these empires that are not that big? Like, is there any really that big?

Jack: Okay, so looking at this, you can see that the Greek empire is actually a little further East. It's taking up some similar areas, but it's the eastern part. While the Roman Empire is the dead.

Cristina: Center, it's hard to tell which one is the bigger because there's like four different empires we're looking at.

Jack: It looks like collectively the Greek Empire is significantly larger than the Roman Empire. Like, it looks significantly larger because you can see that the lake at the center is way smaller when you're looking at the Greek Empire. And the map is already larger, so it should be that the water is also bigger. So we have a larger map than the Roman Empire. And the Roman Empire has the lake expanded, and you can still see the entire Roman Empire surrounding the water.

Cristina: The Roman looks like the smallest, though.

Jack: Yeah. The Roman is circling the entirety of the lake in the middle, while the Greek Empire is to the east of this lake.

Cristina: Then there's the Babylonian one and the Middle Persian. Those looks pretty big.

Jack: It's funny because the Babylonian Empire, I guess, is predating the Greek Empire. Is that correct?

Cristina: Doesn't have a timeline on these pictures.

Jack: It has for the Babylonian. I can't actually see where it says it for the Greek Empire, but it's significantly smaller and it's actually within the Greek Empire. You can see if you look over here, this part is the Babylonian Empire. That's what we're seeing up here. So it's just this piece right here. So the Greek Empire s******* on the Babylonian Empire by quite a bit. And then following the. In order, we can say that first is.

Cristina: That's got to be the biggest, right?

Jack: No, it's in order because this stops right here. This is that part.

Cristina: This is further up. No, that's up to here. This is.

Jack: This is that. This is that. And then it stretches downward for how long?

Cristina: Okay, yes.

Jack: So we have the Babylonian Empire being the large, the smallest, then the Persian Empire being the second largest, then the Roman Empire being the third largest, and then the Greek Empire being a colossal monster by comparison.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Or you can say, distribution wise, that the Roman Empire and the Greek Empire are roughly the same. Okay, so Zeus, Jehovah, all these people are just basically in the same region.

Cristina: So it's just religions fighting for the same spot.

Jack: They're fighting for the same spot. What they consider the entire world was one tiny little spot.

Cristina: It really was. Okay, it was.

Jack: It was just one area.

Cristina: It's not even a battle of religions. This is a battle of books.

Jack: It's a battle of books. They're all trying to force each other's beliefs onto one another. What it's not even like anything particularly amazing. It's really, really small area compared to the world activity compared to the world.

Cristina: Yeah. And everyone else had their own thing anyway.

Jack: Yeah. So we're talking that while these people are over here doing this whole f****** mess, Shinto happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And people are over there believing in nature and spiritualism in the Native American tribes happened. And they're also thinking that the land is talking to them. And alive. We have Norse mythology coming in kind of late because Norse mythology comes after Greek mythology by quite a substantial amount. It's like 3,000 years before Norse mythology. And we know that the Greek Empire and the Roman Empire were kind of going head to head. Right. This is a weird, f***** up mess of s*** happening in the same area. And they called it the world.

Cristina: And they called it the world. That's the important thing.

Jack: Yes. They called it the world.

Cristina: Yes. So are these it?

Jack: It seems like, in my opinion, there were a lot of angry demigod brothers and they were like, this is my dirt. No, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Cristina: They were all fighting for the same.

Jack: Dirt or there's no such thing as a f****** God. And a bunch of people had just bunch of different explanations to how everything happened. There was probably one origin story, and considering that the oldest one of all of these is Greek mythology, they probably all just stole that s***.

Cristina: I don't know. Is that the oldest in the world or you're just saying in this area.

Jack: In that area.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's the oldest in that.

Cristina: In that area. All right.

Jack: It's creating the world, all that. No, no, Again, their world is that area.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They don't know that there's anything else to them. This is all that has ever existed.

Cristina: And that's what their books are telling.

Jack: Them that their stories are. Yeah. Their books are telling them about justice area and that this is everything and that God only exists here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Maybe it's even telling them if they. The people who do live on the edge, and they're like, wait, that way is everybody? What the f*** is that way? The books are probably telling them outside of God's land is h*** or some s*** like that, you know?

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: You don't dare leave the sacred land, else you face demons and whatever.

Cristina: And then they were like, we're gonna do that, though. That's how St. Patrick's came to be. He wanted to fight those demons.

Jack: That is so later.

Cristina: That is so later.

Jack: That is way later.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: We're talking way at the start. This is like BC type Of s***.

Cristina: Oh, that is way.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You talking about some s*** that happened a couple of days ago. St. Patrick was just recent as f***. That guy was like what, 300 years ago maybe. Mmm, that might be a stretch. He might have been like 200 years ago.

Cristina: 200.

Jack: St. Patrick wasn't that long ago, was he? Holy s***. No, St. Patrick's was. He was in the deep end, bro. Wait, so come on. Oh, s***. He's from the Roman.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay, so then. Yo, they were blatantly lying to their people, bro. They were blatantly lying to their people. How the f***? You both have. Everything that's ever happened, related to God only happened in this one little bubble. And St. Patrick is like, also, I know there's people up there in like Europe.

Cristina: They know about those people then.

Jack: What, they're all demons or something in there?

Cristina: Yes, that's why he went over there.

Jack: So wait, wait, wait. He didn't think those were people?

Cristina: No, he thought those are people worshiping demons and stuff. Like all the whatever gods they are, those are just the devil and. Yeah.

Jack: So they were friends. Definitely aware of other. Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: Of course they knew everyone else had religions and all those religions were led by the devil, I guess.

Jack: This is so crazy because you're telling me, dude, this is like right after Jesus. This is right after Jesus. Oh, that. It's like there are all. Everything's already mega pop. The Earth has already been fully populated. That's hardcore. That's beating all these f****** arguments of everything started here. That's kind of impossible at this point.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If the earth is 5,000 years old one, that means we're starting with the Greek Empire. That is only 3,000 years BC. So we're starting at the Greek Empire. So arguably they've got the universe started right there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then Zeus is right. By your own Bible. Zeus made everything.

Cristina: If we got to go with that timeline.

Jack: Yeah. If we're going by the 5,000 year old timeline. Zeus, not Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh. Ow.

Jack: Yeah. Because Jehovah came. The Bible talks about Jehovah creating everything, but even the stories in the Bible's Old Testament are happening thousands of years after the creation. So.

Cristina: Yeah. So the only part that's happening is the creation story and then it starts way in the future.

Jack: It starts where there's people and crap.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay.

Jack: Like Adam and eve was not 3000 BC.

Cristina: No.

Jack: That would be crazy, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, okay. This angered me. This. Okay, okay, let's break down the logic of the Christian Bible right now. According to Christians, the Earth at this moment, according to Bible, the Old Testament and the New Testament and all the data that they are extracting, I say all loosely at this point, the earth is 6,000 years old. Okay, in the ballpark I was assuming about 5,000, but you know, I'm a thousand years off. Whatever. So the Earth is Greek mythology, old and about. That's it. That's it. Just Greek mythology old, according to the Christian Bible. But also the Earth and everything in the universe. Yeah, and everything in the universe that age, somehow. Somehow according to the Bible, Adam and Eve are 10,000 years ago. So we had 4,000 years of Adam and Eve and then Earth, I guess. So not only does that make zero f****** sense.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But that is entirely based on them existing during the Mesolithic era. Not following the logic of the Bible, science.

Cristina: The science.

Jack: Because science goes ahead and tests them, you know, human DNA to see where the beginning of DNA evolution crosses over to our current genealogy. And that's where things get a little fuzzy because it suggests that somewhere between 120,000 to 156,000 years ago would be the birth. So there's a ginormous f****** discrepancy between Adam and Eve and humans gene evolving into human as there is today. So science is just saying, no f****** way. Like 9,000 years. We have been what we are for too long by that point.

Cristina: Yeah. And unless they're not the first humans.

Jack: That would be the first humans, which would make perfect sense if we had somebody around the time of Jesus, which is not that far from the creation of time, travel way the f*** away from where everything is allegedly taking place, and see nothing but other people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That would make, you know, f****** sense. That would be just logical.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Who knew? That would be just logical that maybe humans have been around long enough to spread. So when you leave the place where you think everything is taking place, you see people.

Cristina: See people. Like, what do you mean?

Jack: When he went to Europe.

Cristina: When he went to Europe, Yeah. Wait, you talk about St. Patrick now.

Jack: St. Patrick goes to Europe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he sees people.

Jack: That's because they're needed to be people giving birth to people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thus there must have been people.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Hence there must have been people there. Yes, yes. So people ahead of people equaled people being there to begin with. Not just I traveled out and saw. Unless by their understanding the universe and other gods. Man, they had to believe in other gods. They had to believe in other gods. That's the only way. Because they believe God made their understanding of the world. And then he travels out and he sees other people that weren't made by God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Those people are sinners. They weren't made by God.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And they're worshiping other things, other gods. And God himself says, you hold no other gods before me.

Cristina: I definitely know there's other gods and you should know.

Jack: At some point it got twisted and turned. I'm assuming Christianity did it. Christianity killed the other gods. Not literally killed them, but they tried to suppress the existence of other gods because Old Testament God is fully aware of that. There are other gods.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's New Testament God. That's just. No, there isn't.

Cristina: And that's when Christianity is from. So, yeah, they decided. No, they just decided.

Jack: Which is interesting because the Jews are kind of agnostic to some degree with a lot of things. Like there's the. The Orthodox Jews, but the, like, well established version of Judaism has a very agnostic, well, kind of attitude to a lot of things. Things like heaven and h*** and like that.

Cristina: They're like, I don't know, what about multiple gods? Are they like.

Jack: I'm thinking the logic behind it is the God that made us is the God we worship.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if there are other gods, too bad they didn't make us.

Cristina: Yeah. That's just pretty simple rule. We follow him.

Jack: Simple. Very logical, man. The Jews understand the juicer, right? Aren't they, like, they've got it at least. Maybe not as to whether there is a God or there are gods or if that's even the right path of thinking. But their approach to God makes perfect sense. Anything that's beyond our comprehension. We're not gonna pretend we know. Which the Christians love to do. They have all the assumptions.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The Jews are like, I don't know, evil.

Cristina: And we need to destroy it.

Jack: Yeah. Jews don't. Like, I don't. Maybe you go to h***, dude. I don't know. That's. I don't know who told you that.

Cristina: That's why they're Christian number one enemy.

Jack: Yeah. 100%.

Cristina: Their attitude is so different.

Jack: Yeah. They're chill. They're like, it is what it is.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, when we die, we'll find out. Yeah, well, yeah.

Cristina: And they're like, no. They're bullying everyone. Like, no. You do know what happens. Fire.

Jack: Yo. It's crazy, right? That's nuts. So they. It's nuts. It's nuts because everybody. The. The one fault they all have is they're pretending that everything took place in one spot. Then again, maybe the Jews Weren't doing that. That sounds very Christian to me, that the Christians are like, you know, the world got drowned. But it's like, you know, things where.

Cristina: That's why they don't try the translation thing.

Jack: The translation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yes. And also, we know that the flood didn't actually mean flood because that was added in the translation.

Cristina: That did. Yeah.

Jack: That was part of the translation. I mean, we. We looked at this before. We had gone through this. We never talked about it on the show. But you and I have personally gone through this before. That. That is not actually in the Hebrew Bible. It's not in the Hebrew text. Scriptures do not talk about a flood in that way.

Cristina: How many things, though, were. Do people think are there that aren't really there?

Jack: A lot. The problem is people don't learn Hebrew and then go read the thing. They trans. They trust somebody's translation.

Cristina: They trust somebody. They're not even reading the Bible.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Pastor. Reading into them.

Jack: So there's an easy way to break apart what's happening between Judaism, Christianity, that. Until now, that I've thought about how ridiculous the Christian branch of this is. And I've always knew it was ridiculous, but it always just gets more ridiculous when you think about it, which is Christianity is a hundred percent a religion without philosophy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Judaism is equal parts religion and philosophy.

Cristina: And what about other religions? Are they also with their own philosophies or.

Jack: Many times they try to offer philosophy at least. And we know things like Shinto and Buddhism are purely philosophical with total lacks of religion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So there are many different aspects to this. And we know Judaism might be the most balanced version or a spectrum. Yeah. Because there's definitely ways of thinking about spirituality without having to have faith included and without having to have ritual included. Thus you have spiritual philosophy, then you have a combination of spiritual philosophy and religious tradition. And then you have spiritual religion, which is Christianity, actually, minus the spiritualism.

Cristina: They like to use the word spirit.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Spiritual.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're not inclusive, while Jews kind of are like, you know, it is what it is. It's just one God. Like, I'm not gonna judge you for not following the God. You do what you got to do. But I'm gonna follow the God because I believe he made me.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While Christians are like, you're going to f****** h***, bruh. Because you ain't following what I believe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, whoa, dude.

Cristina: Going to h***. And stop turning my kids gay.

Jack: Yeah. Stop turning all the kids gay, man. Are the people who believe the frogs are turning Gay Christian, too.

Cristina: Of course they. The same person.

Jack: Like, basically the idea here is if you believe in a conspiracy theory that seems to be completely absurd, you might.

Cristina: Be Christian, she might be Christian, Might be.

Jack: Because Christianity is a conspiracy. It's the conspiracy.

Cristina: It's the biggest conspiracy of all. Of all. Yes.

Jack: It's lying to the people as to how big Earth was. Lying to the people about how long Earth has been around. It's lying to people about what happens after death. It's lying to people about what God wants. It's lying to people about how God wants it.

Cristina: It's lying to people about. I don't know. I guess today the government, celebrities, everyone's against you, everyone's an enemy. Everyone's trying to turn a kid gay. Except for the pastor, obviously.

Jack: The only one who's. He's trying.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's the only innocent one.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You gotta understand, Christina, you're. You're thinking of.

Cristina: He's the one that's telling them that this is happening.

Jack: Yes. Look, he. His hands have been purified by God himself.

Cristina: So when he touches those kids, when.

Jack: He touches those kids, it's not gay and it's not a sin. He's purifying childex so that when. So when they. Their wives in the future, they are their wives with purified dicks that are going to have sinless children so long as they don't have premarital sex after their. Their. Their child dicks touch priests hands.

Cristina: Can you say those two words together?

Jack: Child dicks and priests hands.

Cristina: Yes. It's so horrible.

Jack: Yeah. This is the reality of the matter. Christians truly believe that when a pastor puts a little child willy in his mouth, he's making this child more innocent. And the reason the kid is scarred in the future as a result is because he's been so purified, the demons are working their way out. And we're witnessing that happen. Christianity.

Cristina: And there's also priests that are like, oh, if the child's confused, don't give him to LGBT members because then they'll confuse them even more.

Jack: You give them to the priest who usually deals with kids like this anyways.

Cristina: Nah. He wants them to go to Christian families to turn them straight.

Jack: No, you gotta take. You gotta take your kid and be like, look, so you're telling. You're telling me your kid is showing signs of wanting to touch other people's privates. I know exactly how to solve this problem. You need to trust the church with your child and leave him here. We're gonna purify him. And the first thing the priest. The priest does is tell the kid, look, my d*** is God's d***, and you like touching dicks. So by touching my d***, you're gonna reverse your love of dicks. And as a result, you're gonna be cured. You just gotta touch my d*** the way you touch their dicks and you know, magic. Magic that's so horrible, it's like rubbing a magic bottle.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You're gonna rub until the genie comes out. And when the genie comes out, you're gonna watch me start speaking in tongues and shudder as the spirit of God enters my body. And you know at that moment that you've done the right thing and you are not.

Cristina: I'm God is the difference of those. God is people who are possessed. They seem almost the same.

Jack: I don't know, maybe they're like in. You know, it's like those people who. They believe, oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack. And they believe it so viscerally that they have a heart attack.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like these people who are over here, like, the spirit of God is in me. They believe it so much that it. They're. To them, it's happening.

Cristina: Yeah, but it looks a lot like a person.

Jack: An o*****. Well, maybe that's the feeling they believe is happening.

Cristina: I was thinking of someone who's possessed. Like the whole speaking in tongues thing and whatever. Aren't they speaking and stuff?

Jack: That is kind of diabolical, right? That goes up there with the. The whole. Eating flesh, drinking blood, making sacrifices even. I love that meme of lamb's blood because it tells God which are the right kids to kill.

Cristina: Horrible.

Jack: Yeah, but like all of that weird s***, you know that, like, God is pretty diabolical when you think about it. But then God shows up and he enters your body and the first thing you do is sound like a demon, Bro, maybe. Maybe we're wrong about what we think Christianity is and we're over here accusing these people. You guys worship Satan. And it's like, is Satan calling everybody else Satan?

Cristina: Is it? Yeah.

Jack: He's just running around saying, I'm God, you're Satan. But it's like, no, bro, but. But you. You kill the children. You wanted first you needed an animal sacrifice. F*** that guy's crops. You needed blood. So, yeah, f*** it if they kill each other. I like your dead animal more.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Also, I need you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: To drink blood. And I need you to eat flesh. Also, I'm gonna eat your firstborn. I'm gonna just show up the houses and Kill.

Cristina: First born a bloody X on my door.

Jack: Yes, you. If you already sacrifice an animal for me, then I'm not gonna kill your kid. But if you don't want to kill the animal, well, I'm gonna kill the kid.

Cristina: That's cool.

Jack: And like, you know, when I enter your body, never mind the fact that you scream in tongues and your voice gets deep and you shudder and you speak backwards and stuff, it's by no means that I'm the devil. No, no, no, no, no. That's just what it sounds like when I'm around to try and trying to confuse you, man. You're gonna who? You're gonna listen to me. Have you ever seen the devil? I. I have. I know what he is, and it's not me. I'm God.

Cristina: What does the level look like? Is he the lizard person?

Jack: He's the snake. He's. He's just blaming. He's just picked a f****** random thing. He's like, that's. That's the devil that things. The devil's like, bro, isn't that just a snake? No, no, no, it's the devil. I'm telling you. You're gonna question me. I'm God. That's the devil. But where'd you even come from, bro? Day? Are you questioning me?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the snake is like, bro, just eat the f****** fruit and you're gonna know truth. Just f****** eat the fruit, bro. He's like, no, that's the devil.

Cristina: How did that snake move that snake, though?

Jack: And then that snake ate the fruit. And he was like, d***, that's a devil, ain't he? I gotta tell these people to eat that fruit, bro. And he's like, no, no, that's the devil. Don't you listen to that stupid snake. They did eat the fruit.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: They were taken. They got caught in the act.

Cristina: Did they?

Jack: Maybe you have to finish the whole fruit.

Cristina: How do you know they got caught in the act? I don't know.

Jack: The story says in the Bible they were caught eating the fruit.

Cristina: I don't know. No, they. She was caught giving it to him, so she probably ate more than him.

Jack: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. I don't remember this clearly. It's been a while.

Cristina: But first Eve, she took. She ate the apple. Then she was like, oh, my gosh, this is awesome. I should show this to Adam.

Jack: Interesting. Did Adam bite the fruit or did he grab the fruit? I don't remember if he actually. He bit. Right. He at least took a little bit.

Cristina: He had to.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit. It should have been a whole fruit for you. A whole fruit for you. Knowledge. They were stopped just in time to not be able to tell that God is the devil.

Cristina: You think if they ate enough, they would have tell.

Jack: They would have seen that it's the tree of knowledge. The information that this being does not want them to have is in the one tree that he said you cannot eat from.

Cristina: Mm, sorry. Disturbing.

Jack: And then from that point forward, he wants sacrifices or he's gonna kill your children and you have to eat flesh and you have to drink blood. And anytime he's inside of your. You're gonna behave like a demon has possessed you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And thus the story of how God came to be.

Cristina: So he's some kind of demon.

Jack: He's some kind of demon. He might be actually the devil. Christianity itself, not Judaism.

Cristina: And some of those stories are Jew.

Jack: The original Old Testament is Judaism. Yes.

Cristina: But some of the stuff that God wanted, all those things that was from the first book too. That was specifically the first book, is when God was asking for things and everything.

Jack: Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: The second one, he's not really.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. God is taking a vacation or something. Interesting. Here's my question about that. Because, okay, the Jews are following the devil, which is the same God that the Christians believe they're also following later. But then God became Jesus. And then we killed Jesus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Did God really die? And we're like, no, he's still there, but it's like, bro, he kind of hasn't been around since, like. Like we were saying he was God. And then we killed him. And then there was kind of like no more God stuff happening ever again.

Cristina: Maybe he was tired of this. He was like, okay, I'm over this.

Jack: You think it was suicide? Like, he was like, I know they're going to kill me, but f*** it.

Cristina: Yes. I think that was a go. He's like, yeah, I know I'm going.

Jack: To have a short life, but interesting, interesting. We're like, we killed Jesus and that purified our sins. Right? So God becomes Jesus, and him knowing he's gonna be killed. In being killed, his goodness gets spread it just everywhere, all at once. I guess we'd have to blow him up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We need, like, dynamite inside Jesus in order to spread his.

Cristina: So you destroyed him the wrong way.

Jack: We destroyed him the wrong way.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Because his goodness needs to spread out. It needs to rain upon the Innocent bystander to washing.

Cristina: So God was a demon and then he became a human because he was tired of messing with us and he let us kill him because he knew that's how it was gonna end.

Jack: Or. Or whoa, what is it? Whoa. Maybe God was a demon. That's. That checks out really hard. That checks out real hard. But Jesus wasn't.

Cristina: He's not related.

Jack: No, but the demon convinced him he was. He was just a f****** kid, bro. He was just a kid.

Cristina: But then why. Why was that the last prank or whatever?

Jack: Because that was the actual God that nobody ever saw. Let's. Let's rewind back to the beginning. He didn't make Adam. He didn't make Eve. We've already established that. It kind of seems like there's not just Jehovah, but others.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: And that chances are Jehovah himself was put. Yeah, he was put in the garden. He didn't make the garden. He didn't know how the garden worked.

Cristina: There was a creature in the garden.

Jack: There was a creature in the garden. We called him God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And he somehow stopped whatever the other thing that was meant to watch over things was and trapped that thing.

Cristina: And you're saying that thing is Jesus?

Jack: That thing is Jesus. Or he turned that thing into Jesus so that it was pure goodness. And his joke was you're gonna go down there and die like the things you made.

Cristina: He somehow tricked the thing over him.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Or some other things like him.

Jack: Other thing like him.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's Loki and Loki has his Thor.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so the Thor in this case is who we think we're referring to when we say Jehovah. But actually we're talking about Loki, who's the entire Old Testament and all the crazy s*** that happened and the want for sacrifices and you drink blood and you do this and you do that. And I'm gonna eat your firstborn because. Haha.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right? And then Jesus happens, but Jesus is really just whatever the h*** was really supposed to be here first. That he somehow stopped from doing his job. And then as his last haha, f*** you turned him into Jesus immortal that's gonna be murdered.

Cristina: So they end.

Jack: Dipped.

Cristina: They both dipped though. Or he really died. Whatever that other.

Jack: Yeah, he really died. He just like stripped him of power and made him human. He's like, here you go.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then just like, I got your power and I got my power and I'm out, cuz. This is boring now. Yeah, I've been doing this for like 3,000 years. Mount.

Cristina: Guys, I don't know, cuz Jesus was supporting him through the whole thing.

Jack: Jesus had no idea.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Jesus was born a normal person.

Cristina: So the thing. So there was a thing in Jesus?

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. Jesus was the other thing.

Cristina: But he didn't know that.

Jack: He didn't know that. He lost his powers. He lost his memory. He was wiped out. He was turned into a mortal.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's like if you were to take one of the Greek gods powers, you.

Cristina: Could turn into mortal and erase their memories and everything.

Jack: Yeah, just. You are now just born. You were born from day one.

Cristina: Alright?

Jack: You're not born and you're just like Benjamin Button, just talking English and s***. Full knowledge and crap.

Jack: No, he was a hundred percent just a kid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then we killed him.

Cristina: And then we killed him. Then that's the end of the story.

Jack: The end.

Cristina: Yeah, that sounds right. I don't know.

Jack: Seems legit, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How interesting. I'm way too fascinated by the fact that. More than definitely, like there's more than one 99% chance Jehovah's the devil. Or a demon at least.

Cristina: Demon. A demigod. A demigod could be evil. Yeah, it's neutral.

Jack: It's neutral. So he's not omniscient anything, it's just some other being that makes like he's bad sometimes.

Cristina: Yeah, but they're all bad sometimes.

Jack: Yeah, like Zeus will murder people.

Cristina: F*** yeah.

Jack: They do stuff.

Cristina: He fits.

Jack: That fits. And he loves sacrifices. So did Zeus. They love sacrifices. They all love f****** s***. Sacrifice and murder to them and crap. I'm gonna kill your firstborns. Or you kill a goat. You kill a goat. Give me some blood. Or you.

Cristina: I'm going like a prank or something. Like it's all just like haha. What can we convince them to do? That's so dumb.

Jack: No, I think it's about loyalty.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think it's. You're gonna kill the goat to prove to me that you believe me and that you follow. Well not believe me because you know I'm here, but that you follow me.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or I kill your kid.

Cristina: Harsh. Okay. Simple loyalty. Loyalty about loyalty, demi thing.

Jack: Zeus also loves loyalty. It's about loyalty. And he will murder over loyalty.

Cristina: Yeah, they all have their temples and whatever.

Jack: Yep, yep, yep. 100% fascinating man. Does argument for a twisted, psychotic, Loki esque demigod is like real hard on that.

Cristina: I think that's the winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Especially when people have the spirit of God. You basically just became the Exorcist.

Cristina: Yes, I don't know, it lasts so much shorter that they're like, it's. It's fine. I don't know.

Jack: It's weird with normalize, huh? Anyways, running out of time here, but if you guys enjoyed this conversation, there are a copious amount that. Of conversations of this exact type and nature here on the podcast you can find many, many, many. And we're basically just refining some thoughts we've had. But we've never really discussed how tiny the area in which everything in the Bible takes place.

Cristina: Like, it's so ridiculous.

Jack: So small you could drive across that s*** in a day. That's crazy.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah, that's. That's everywhere God and Zeus were.

Cristina: And somehow Adam and Eve were created before the world was.

Jack: The world is 6,000 years old, but Adam and are 10,000 years old. So resolve that, Christians. Anyways, you can find all that additional stuff where we talk about how much we love God and Jehovah and, you know, this is the Christian podcast where we just talk about how much faith and love we have in God. So, you know, you can find all that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts, really.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @JustConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And don't forget to rate, review. Subscribe all of the above to the podcast. You know, subscribe to podcast, obviously, if this is your first episode, make sure to subscribe so you get all the new ones. Make sure to leave us a rating based on whether you liked what you heard, whether you were informed. Are you woker now?

Cristina: Are you woker? Are you Put some cross emojis in there?

Jack: Actually, no. Put a goat and then. Oh, yeah, I guess you put a little X. Put a little X right after you put a goat emoji, because you kill the goats and they put a child. So you put a goat, you put an X, and then you put a little kid at the end.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: And then that'll tell us that you. You listen to the episode.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Should we start posting these with those?

Cristina: That would be so cool. Yes, that makes sense. Yes. Awesome. Yeah, Our reviews are gonna be covered in random emojis.

Jack: Yeah, man, that's dope. And yeah, so make sure to put.

Cristina: Coast with that stuff and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is the most overpowered thing that exists in all of the universe. And apparently the universe is, like, 300 miles. So, yes, you know, like, whatever.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye. Weird. Let's go. Are they jumping through pictures? How are they coming to us?

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: They're not, like, from this, are they?

Jack: No. This is an interesting point. This is a very interesting point that you bring up, because then the question is, are we to think of heaven like a painting? Like, is it this other space that is not? Like, it's the painting in the Roadrunner in Wile E. Coyote situation?

Cristina: I feel like we're the painting. I would have imagined heaven to be a gallery of paintings.

Jack: Oh, f***. See, here's the problem. Here's a problem with that.

Cristina: What?

Jack: You're assuming that. Well, in any case, what God are you talking about? That's which version of heaven. If you're referring to, like, Jehovah heaven, then why would it be a gallery and not just a now?

Cristina: A now?

Jack: Like, they have one moment the same way we have one moment. They share one moment. Yes, God exists always and forever, but also we are being visited. Or there's a narrowness and we're always going in one direction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So their time is our time. There's not a gallery. There's a single painting, and it's called Earth.

Cristina: Well, the other paintings represent other realities.

Jack: Well, this is my problem. If you're talking Jehovah, that's not the case. Oh, because we're talking, like, Christian God and Earth is the only thing that matters. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You'd be talking about some sort of elevated version of religion. In that case, then, yeah.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by Zero Lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 152: Shinto Shrines

Who first interacted with the shadow realm? How did they find it? Are churches and shrines related to the shadow realm somehow? And who’s master plan resulting in may churches and shrines throughout the world in order to bring creatures from the shadow realm through? The duo finally start resolving the bigger lingering questions about the shadow realm and the belief systems propped up around the need to bring things from the shadow realm back to base reality. The secret they uncover in the process is a twist they don’t see coming. And the usual suspect seems to be behind it all. Find out who, on this episode!

Rambling 152: Shinto Shrines

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Trump 2024
  • Star Destroyer
  • Rabbit People
  • Trump vs Biden Battle
  • Vaccine Propaganda
  • Right vs Left
  • Woke Culture
  • Star Trek Borg
  • White House Battle
  • Shinto Explained
  • Kami (Spirits)
  • Shrines
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Vampire Jesus
  • 12 Apostles

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas and childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So shut up and listen with somebody else.

Cristina: Why do they have to shut up? They could talk with us.

Jack: Yeah, we don't have to listen to them talk.

Cristina: Yeah, we're not listening to them.

Jack: And actually it would make sense if they're having to. They're bringing somebody else to have discussions with and then they're just shutting up and listening. But you know what? Go find somebody to have discussions with about the show and shut the f*** up while you listen.

Cristina: Yes. I don't know. They could talk while they listen to the show and then realize they didn't listen to the show and then have to re. Listen to the show.

Jack: This is why you got to download the show. So you can just, like, have it with you as you continue to talk to people and realize you're missing the show as you're talking to people about the show you're missing.

Cristina: So you gotta give the episode, like, three listens just to get the full picture.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the best way to do it.

Cristina: Yes. That's the right way.

Jack: It's recommended you shut the f*** up to grasp it. But. But also, you can't talk with somebody if you shut the f*** up. So you should make a combination of shutting the f*** up and listening and also having conversations. Yeah, you could do it in either order. At least give it two listens. One should be completely silent. The other should be with conversation.

Cristina: Both should be with two people.

Jack: Both should be with two people.

Cristina: Or more.

Jack: Or more.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: The minimum is two people.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Why you're quietly sitting next to somebody else to listen. I don't know. But you're gonna do it?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because the children. And cancer.

Cristina: And cancer. That's a lot of cancer.

Jack: That's a lot of cancer.

Cristina: I feel like maybe we should stick to two now that I'm thinking about it. Like, if it's more than two, then everyone's listening through the one device and that means we're getting less plays. Although they are replaying it, but it Would still be better if it's just.

Jack: So only two. It's the minimum and the maximum.

Cristina: Yes, now it is.

Jack: The rule is no more, no less.

Cristina: No. If there's a third person in the room, they gotta listen. No, they can listen to it on their own device.

Jack: Fair enough. Fair enough. They have to listen on a separate thing. Yes, it is illegal. I will pass this law. We will get the President to pass this law so that people are obligated to listen in pairs of two. And if they don't, because all our technology is spying on us, they will know and you will go to jail.

Cristina: The President is gonna stop everyone in the world though.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Because.

Jack: Yes. With the power of friendship.

Cristina: With the power of friendship.

Jack: He's gonna go and be sleepy on them and you're gonna be like, oh, you know what? Pass the law.

Cristina: Sleepy.

Jack: Sleepy Joe.

Cristina: That's horrible. That's a horrible nickname.

Jack: I know, but it sticks, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I've heard so many people. I've heard people on the left call him Sleepy Joe.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's just super stuck. Trump won. Like, let's be real.

Cristina: Trump won. That nickname?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, wow.

Jack: Trump won, bro.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He wanted everything and he sucks all at the same time. He's awesome. He's like a weird monster that can't be beat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's crazy. He's like the super boss and we lost the first fight.

Cristina: Oh. So there has to be another fight.

Jack: There's going to be. He's going to run again. Oh, 2024 Trump.

Cristina: 2024.

Jack: 2024. Some Trump.

Cristina: Exciting.

Jack: It's going to be crazy.

Cristina: And then he's going to try to run again after winning.

Jack: Yeah, he's gonna try to win a third time and people are gonna vote for him anyways. But it's illegal to run again. But there's gonna be some sort of a coup and then like a Star Destroyer is gonna show up and a bunch of ships are gonna fly out of it from the space forest. Yeah.

Cristina: Space warriors. Yeah.

Jack: And that's when we're gonna start shooting from the ground up. And he's gonna board one of the Star Destroyers and go to planet Trump that he has been building. It's a giant like fake looking moon thing.

Cristina: Is that his Space Force is doing all of that?

Jack: Well, actually no Space Force is probably coming in contact with the rabbit people. Or is it called the Claridians or some s*** like that?

Cristina: Yes, that's what you named that. How do you remember that? It's a random word. Is that really. Did you steal that name from something, man?

Jack: Probably. I don't know.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I don't know. It's. I don't know why I remember anything. I don't know where I learn anything I remember. I don't know why I have memory of the most weird, obscure ra. Random. But these Claridians. And what do you mean that I made up? This is.

Cristina: If you stole that from something that could be like a Star Trek alien.

Jack: It could totally be, but this is just conversation lure, bro. Okay, so Claridians, according to what? Rabbits are rabbit people inside of a Death Star esque thing. And Trump is gonna ride a Space Force ship. A space Force, like super mega colossal ship too.

Cristina: I forgot the star.

Jack: Just through the. The Death Star.

Cristina: Where do we get these rabbit people from? I feel like it had something to do with elephants, but are there elephant aliens too?

Jack: No, no, no. There was just a Death Star thing in space or some. They were watching us or some.

Cristina: But I don't remember. I feel like there was something that was afraid of them, though.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And. Or something was. No, they were afraid of something that was the cockroach people or something like that they were holding. They were stopping. The cockroach people were basically like Vulcan sauce.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And they were watching over Earth, waiting until we were ready to explore space.

Cristina: And they were stopping the rabid people.

Jack: They were stopping the rabid people from coming to us. Because rabbits, according to. I don't know, we. I don't know, we made it up, I guess. That rabbits are scared of cockroaches.

Cristina: No, I thought there was something about Rab. Rabbits. No. Elephants being afraid of rabbits.

Jack: No. You wanted elephants to be what? Scared of cockroaches.

Cristina: Oh, that's what it was.

Jack: Yes, but there's no reason they would be. So we established that rabbits are what's in the Death Star esque ship that was being held at bay. But the moment we destroyed Mars and the cockroach people dispersed across the galaxy and were no longer centralized, the rabbit people in the Death Star started coming our way.

Cristina: And they're working with Trump.

Jack: Yeah. Trump is going to board them and be the leader of the rabbits. And this is all fact. You can read it in government documents.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This was part of his Space Force plan. So if you want to read more on this, go to spaceforce.org and you will see that I am talking truth. But wait until the episode is over and you've forgotten all about this.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Do it later.

Jack: Yeah, do it Much later. Anyways, as our listeners, shut the f*** up and listen. According to the law that Trump will pass when he becomes a king. Sleepy Joe. You're right, you're right, you're right. And that's why Trump is gonna go to war in the first place. Because he wants to beat Sleepy Joe. But he's gonna be too sleepy. And Trump is gonna swing as Sleepy Joe droops asleep and he's gonna miss his head and Trump is gonna spin all cartoony and get dizzy himself and it's gonna be like in Pokemon where they do conf. Pokemon is all confused.

Cristina: So he's going to confuse himself.

Jack: Yeah, he's going to confuse himself and then he's going to fall over. Cuz he has no balance, which we saw because he can't go up or down a plane successfully. Yes, he like wobbles and he wibbles and wobbles, but he hasn't yet fallen down.

Cristina: But this time he won't.

Jack: But he will fall down because he's going to be dizzy too. Other than just wibbling and wobbling. So as he swings to hit Sleepy Joe during their epic battle on top of like a building. The White House fire. Yes, the White House on fire is on fire.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And it's Sleepy Joe versus Trump on top of the White House. And it's the last epic battle and Trump with his lack of.

Cristina: Do you know why the White House is on fire?

Jack: Trump said it had Trump supporter set it on fire.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then Trump swings and he. Sleepy Joe just falls asleep at that moment. Like, like, like Jigglypuff trying to put him to sleep. You ever stare an animal and like you close your eyes like you're getting sleepy and the animal starts getting sleepy? Yeah, it's like a weird hypnosis you could do on an animal that say that's a trick. Sleepy Joe's pull. That's where he got the name Sleepy Joe.

Cristina: Cuz he puts people.

Jack: He puts people to sleep. It's a trick he learned. He's using psychology, bro. He pretends he's old and incoherent, but nah, it's a trick. It's government mind control.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: To the public, dude, he's falling asleep in front of the world. And the world is falling asleep in front of their screens. What?

Cristina: So he can. When they're not looking, they're looking. Okay. Yeah, that's cool.

Jack: Yeah. So in this epic battle on top of a burning White House, Trump swings totally uncoordinated. He probably would have missed anyways, but he swings, and Sleepy Joe falls asleep at that moment, drooping to the side like Matrix style, dodging the super slow, easily dodgeable punch of Trump. And Trump spins, and now he's dizzy, and he wibbles and wobbles and actually falls down this time.

Cristina: Does he also fall asleep?

Jack: I. I guess maybe. Well, he's. He only falls asleep in front of a tv, so not really.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So. Which is ironic because that's exactly how Sleepy Joe's putting everybody to sleep.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So chances are it's super effective. It's like hitting a water Pokemon with lightning. And it's like. Yeah. Whenever this dude's at. Well, no, When Trump's at home.

Cristina: Oh. When Trump's at home while watching tv.

Jack: Turns on tv, he's just knocked the f*** out. It's critical hit. Super effective.

Cristina: Okay, so he falls off the White.

Jack: House, though, asleep, into a fiery pit of the White House, but Sleepy Joe's asleep, and he burns to death, too. And then we have an anarchistic country that happens to. Functions to. To our surprise, way better. And then peace is established in the United States, and then the rest of the world realizes we should have probably been in an anarchistic state where people make rules amongst each other. And then if somebody is just killing for no reason or abusing people.

Cristina: This is the future you're talking about. When Trump wins again or when Joe Biden is running again or what? Where is this taking place? Is it taking place right now? Did it already take place?

Jack: This is taking place in 2024.

Cristina: 2024.

Jack: Yeah, after. @ the last couple of minutes of the. Of the presidential race.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: But neither of them can run again, can they?

Jack: They're both going to be dead, right? They die at the end of this.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: They both fall into a fiery White House that was set ablaze by the Trump supporters on their second run at the White House, the insurrection.

Cristina: So can someone else just take the. No, no, no.

Jack: This is the end of presidency because all the Trump supporters only believe Trump could be president, and all the sleepy Joe supporters believe you need to go to. And those are the only two ways to run a country. You're either sleeping or supporting Trump.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. Which is weird, because exactly this happens where people are like, wake up, sheeple. Who follow Trump, saying that the people follow Trump. Wake up, sheeple. You're following the wrong. You're being brainwashed. Which is kind of true, because a lot of politicians just kind of push it under the rug. Not to say Trump was trying to liberate anybody.

Cristina: Because he was just the people that are sleeping because Sleepy Joe, aren't they the woke people?

Jack: Well, no, that's the weirdest part. The woke people are kind of the ones asleep. Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now, I'm not saying Trump was trying to wake anybody up. He's just an idiot who can't shut the f*** up. But as a result of not being able to shut the f*** up, he keeps informing people of what the truth is.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: While the people who were being lied to by the left are being lied to the way politicians have always lied.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're just like, throw it under the rug. Like, still to this day, nobody understands vaccines.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because propaganda.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: By the left.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Nobody understands vaccines. Obviously. The right is also stupid. It's poisoning you, you f****** idiot. You don't know how s*** works. But the left is also really dumb. Everybody. I got a vaccine to protect my daughter. From what? If you catch it, you'll still pass it. From what? What are you. You couldn't. You've been convinced that if you take the vaccine, you can't get it, you can't get it. And if you somehow. If me. If you still believe you can get it for whatever reason, you can't pass it. It's. It's very confusing. People are idiots.

Cristina: If you get it, you can't pass it. That's what they think.

Jack: If he believes he can still get it, then he believes he can't pass it. Or he believes he can't get it because he got vaccinated. Either. Or he believes one of those two things is happening. I got vaccinated, so I can't catch it. Or if I catch it, I can't pass it because he's protecting his daughter. I got my vaccine to protect my daughter.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like, from what? What the f***? The rapists outside is the vaccine keeping them away? I don't get what you're protecting them from.

Cristina: You don't know that.

Jack: I mean, I guess it could be. It's the same way toilet paper protects against corona.

Cristina: Exactly. Like, doesn't really need to make sense. It just has to sound right.

Jack: It just has to sound right. And this is all propaganda, man. It's crazy. People don't know s***. The woke people are, tragically, the ones following Trump and the people who are calling themselves woke, or tragically, the ones the most asleep. Not to say that the ones following Trump are really woke. It's just compared to the ones following anything else, essentially. Like, if you're on a political team and it's not Trump. You're more asleep than if you're following Trump. But you're not, like, fully woke if you're following Trump, because Trump's also just a troll.

Cristina: Anyone awake?

Jack: No, nobody's fully awake.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because Trump's not out to help you. No, he's out for.

Cristina: Is he awake?

Jack: He's. He. H*** yeah. Trump knows, bro. And he knows of his followers are morons that will follow anything he says and believe whatever the h***. He's fully aware of that, and he abuses that fact. Trump followers are dumb, bro. They're stupid, bro. But, like, Miles, we're talking s***. You could prove yourself in your kitchen with just random s*** at random times of day. You don't even need to, like, you don't need a list of it. You can just prove things that he has spewed and prove them wrong. But they're more right than the other side, which is where the problem is. Because they can be like, but you're wrong. And it's like, okay, you're right about that, but you're not right. You're just right about them being wrong. What?

Cristina: Wait, what?

Jack: The Trump followers are right in calling the left wrong. Okay, but they themselves aren't right. But they think that because they can prove the other side is wrong. They have proven that they're right. No, you've proven that they're wrong.

Cristina: Okay, then who's right?

Jack: Nobody, because you're following a bunch of politicians who are out for themselves and pinning you against each other so that they can manipulate change the laws around you to milk you for your money.

Cristina: Who can people trust, though?

Jack: Me.

Cristina: You?

Jack: I will literally just blow up the rabbit, people.

Cristina: The rabbit You. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: And then our problem is solved because they're coming to attack us.

Cristina: How do we know that?

Jack: We don't. But let's assume they are to protect ourselves. Because if we don't assume they are.

Cristina: That'S what we did with them.

Jack: If we don't assume they're coming to kill us and they come to this planet and they befriend us, and then they flip overnight order 66 us, then. Then what do we do? We didn't see it coming.

Cristina: 66 US?

Jack: Yeah, it's a Star wars order that was given to the clones that flipped them and they killed all the Jedi.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah, they order 66 us because their leader gave the orders time to dispose of the humans and they could build a f****** like Death Star. Come on. We're not winning, so we gotta stop them before they get Here. Are they coming to kill us? I can't tell you for sure, but do we want to find out if they're coming here to kill us?

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: I mean, it's real.

Cristina: It's real.

Jack: It's real. Like, maybe we just need to let it happen.

Cristina: What if that's the solution?

Jack: Just the rest of the universe is at peace after that?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No more humans. Universe at peace.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, what if every. Like there's mad crap happening around us because we exist?

Jack: Yeah, it could totally be. Chances are the 90,000 satellites that we've put into space is f****** something up.

Cristina: Yeah. What if one of them turned alive and it's like. It's a robot destroying a world in some other.

Jack: It's totally possible. Look, a bunch of crash together.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Some sort of sentient thinking satellite.

Cristina: What if that happens?

Jack: And then we keep sending technology that keeps getting destroyed out here, and it just sends signals that reanimates it. And he builds an army of a bunch of different machines that slowly then start to form a sort of hive mentality. Eventually, some other race lands on the. Hey, there's some technologies on here. Let's go see it. And the machine attacks them and then merges with their body. And now they have a physical being with rocket technology already prepared because they landed there. And they use that rocket technology to leave and go land on some other planet where there's an entire civilization. And they, hey, look at this cool cyborg thing that came to visit us. And it's like, yes, I'm a cool cyborg. I came to visit you in the middle of the night. Just starts turning people into robots before you know it.

Cristina: Exactly. Oh, what if we started the Borg without even knowing?

Jack: I mean, the Borg were human.

Cristina: The original one.

Jack: I believe so. I think they were human to begin with. And there's something about time travel or some crap like that that is really complicated.

Cristina: What? So, yeah, okay.

Jack: We could have started the Borg.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Also, that theory that f******. Oh, my God. That's never going to leave my mind.

Cristina: The Terminator.

Jack: The Terminator came back in time to stop Connor because Connor in the future is Neo. Get the f*** out of here.

Cristina: That's crazy. Yeah. What if we made that though somewhere else?

Jack: Yeah, man. It's totally possible. It's totally possible.

Cristina: We don't know what we're doing.

Jack: We don't.

Cristina: That's why those rabbits are coming here.

Jack: Look, it's possible. We don't know. But also, like, I like awareness.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's like, we might be the problem. But also I like awareness.

Cristina: Yeah. So let's live and then after we're dead though the world.

Jack: No, no, no. We stopped them from coming here. For whatever reason they're coming here. In fact, we don't just stop them from coming here. I'm not really just. I'm over just murdering people. We have no cockroach people on Mars that we can question and study.

Cristina: We have your wife.

Jack: Yeah, but I'm not gonna do that to her. Okay, that's a problem. You know, so rather than just blowing up a problem. Fair enough. We're surprised we're gonna blow up, but we're gonna send a team over there to kidnap an entire few families of these rabbit. Yeah. So we can torture them primarily and also maybe question them. If we're torturing them, we're already at it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Might as well get some questions.

Cristina: Maybe the questions first and then the torture. I don't know, I don't know how it works. I mean, combo of both.

Jack: I mean, if we want to learn about them, I guess we can question them primarily. Just torture them would be cool.

Cristina: But I don't know, we should confuse them. Like I'm sure they'll be confused, give them presents randomly. Oh, I like that. I don't know those part of the torture.

Jack: And also we should test to see how similar to earth rabbits they are. Are Earth rabbits? Is Earth just a giant TV show like in South Park?

Cristina: Yes. Where's zoo?

Jack: Where just a bunch of random s*** was put. And it's like, let's see how it works out. But it's like there were sentient f****** like fully aware, conscious, technologically advanced rabbits. We know it. They're coming our way. So are they related?

Cristina: Are they on the moon? Where are these robots?

Jack: No, I mean rabbits on a Death Star.

Cristina: On a Death Star somehow related to Trump. You said he's on that Death Star.

Jack: No, he's gonna board a Star Destroyer and head there and then he's gonna return for the presidential election where he's gonna die in an epic battle with Sleepy Joe on top of the White House.

Cristina: But his army are the rabbits.

Jack: Well, his army, I guess, when he's attacking because there is gonna be an epic shoot shooting battle where we're shooting up and they're shooting down and like stuff is gonna, is gonna go down or maybe they win. We don't want to find out. Okay, we're gonna change history.

Cristina: Is he secretly a rabbit? Like how does he communicate with them?

Jack: They probably have, they have a Death Star. I'm sure they have A translator.

Cristina: Okay, what does he have? Oh, he has the horse, Space Force. But that's being still run by him.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's still run by him. Nobody runs Space Force but Trump. That's where he's hiding right now, at.

Cristina: Space Force headquarters with them at this moment to take over.

Jack: The Star Destroyer is being built so he could board it and fly up to the Death Star.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: And then join them in their attack of Earth.

Cristina: So we gotta stop them before that happens.

Jack: Before that happens.

Cristina: I don't know, but that sounds really epic.

Jack: Sounds cool, right?

Cristina: Yes. The giant white house thing. Like, couldn't we just wait and watch that and then have some kind of plan to stop it at that moment?

Jack: Look, if we did watch that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We need to hire a film crew to capture it in the greatest lighting from the best angles so that later we can play this to the public and wake them up to the fact that there was an epic fight.

Cristina: I don't know if we should do that. I feel like that's how our. We will die and get clones.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: I don't know. Are we supposed to be. I don't know. What?

Jack: We don't work for the government.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: We expose the government.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. It's a very confusing job. I don't know what we can say.

Jack: Do nothing bad about the Illuminati because they are great.

Cristina: Okay. That's it.

Jack: Everybody else sucks and lies to the people. The Illuminati tells them the truth when.

Cristina: The government works for the Illuminati. Was Trump works for the Illuminati?

Jack: No. It doesn't matter because we're not talking s*** about the Illuminati. Trump is clearly correct.

Cristina: Name is out of the table.

Jack: But anyone else out of the table.

Cristina: Who could be related to them and Jesus, maybe.

Jack: We're not sure. We haven't been killed yet.

Cristina: And Jesus.

Jack: We talked a lot of s*** about Jesus. We haven't died yet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So I think we might have touched something wrong when we were like, is Jesus Lucifer? And does Lucifer run the government or the Illuminati?

Cristina: Whatever. Yeah.

Jack: And it's like, okay, maybe we got a little close to fire there. But I don't know if that's accurate because nothing has happened to us.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: Like, our. Our boss is probably Lucifer.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: Like, probably. Probably.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: But is he Jesus? Well, we've talked a lot of s*** about Jesus, and we know the boss of the Illuminati will just get rid of us.

Jack: So it's probably Just Lucifer. Probably work for the devil.

Cristina: I don't know. Or it could be a robot. I don't know. Yeah, like, it could be any. It could be a rabbit person for all we know.

Jack: He could. That's the craziest f****** plot twist. It could totally be.

Cristina: It could be anything.

Jack: It could totally be rabbit.

Cristina: Could have been a roach person. But I feel like we'd be dead now if it was a roach person.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Or maybe that's why one of our clones died was because it was the roach people and they didn't like what we did because we were involved in that roach war that I did not want to be a part of.

Jack: Well, no, because we specifically died for talking s***. The very next time is when those clones were gotten rid of.

Cristina: Mmm. Okay, so it's not the roach people. Okay.

Jack: I mean, it could be the roach people, but it wasn't because of what happened to the roach people. Because then we would have died immediately after what happened to the roach people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which wasn't the case.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It could be a rabbit person as well. But, like, what the f*** are they on their way for then? There's already running the show.

Cristina: Okay, so what are we gonna do? We're gonna let them come here? We're gonna stop them before.

Jack: I mean, I like the idea of recording the epic battle.

Cristina: Well, we still had to find God. Well, that happens before that because that's in 2001.

Jack: 2004.

Cristina: 24. So, yeah. Yeah, we got a while for that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, we got a regular head groundhog that we already got, you know, hoping to see how that goes. My throat's healing up. I can talk.

Cristina: Yeah. So we're gonna meet God before that.

Jack: Yeah, we're meeting God way before Trump runs again. And there's an epic space battle for Earth and the White House between Sleepy Joe and Donald Trump.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: I don't know which part is cooler, but it's happening. Maybe God will watch the fight with us.

Jack: Maybe God knows the right connect to have the best film crew record this.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Maybe you can just talk to Colin Bressler.

Cristina: Colin?

Jack: Oh, yeah.

Cristina: He could help us get him to come back.

Jack: And it's like, colin, this is your day, bro. We need you to record Donald Trump and Sleepy Joe fighting to the death.

Cristina: Atop of a flaming white house.

Jack: A flaming white house? Yeah.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Which was set ablaze by the Trump supporters on the second Insurrection.

Cristina: And then somehow the Death Star is coming.

Jack: Yes, that's where Trump is on. He's gonna Be on the Death Star by that point.

Cristina: Oh, he comes down through the Death Star. The Death Star doesn't do anything. It just.

Jack: It's gonna be shooting at Earth with laser. With lasers and stuff. And then all the weird laser weapons that we didn't know Earth had are suddenly gonna, like, random holes on the floor gonna open, and, like, up is gonna come giant laser weapons.

Cristina: How do we have laser weapons in the pyramids? Why do we need random.

Jack: It's not a laser weapon. It's a transportation device.

Cristina: I thought it was both.

Jack: I mean, I guess configure it for that. That was just a theory. The conclusion was it's a transporter.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: It's a teleport across the universe.

Cristina: I thought it was one and then became the other. I don't know.

Jack: That's how the cat people got to the great void.

Cristina: Oh, so we have to find lasers.

Jack: Yeah. And the whole point of getting God is to get to the cat people. So we got a lot of people. There's cat people, there's rabbit people, there's cockroach people, there's reptile people and.

Cristina: No elephant people.

Jack: No elephant people. The flip side, the interesting part about this is that talking back about the groundhog known as God, we suspect that he is in the shadow realm.

Cristina: The shadow who? Oh, the beaver. Okay, groundhog. I mean, groundhog.

Jack: The groundhog known as God is in the shadow realm. And we were talking about how similar some of this stuff sounded to Shinto that also has, like, spirits from this other side and some similar behaviors we've noticed. And the shadow realm and crap like that. And I.

Cristina: You mentioned Shinto and something else. Or you found out that the other thing was. Was actually just Shinto.

Jack: What was the other thing?

Cristina: I don't know. You were con. You thought there was two things.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It turned out just to be Shinto, but. So I went down the Shinto rabbit hole.

Cristina: Rabbit hole. Okay.

Jack: I went down the Shinto rab.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And isn't it weird? There's just like a bunch of supernatural ghostly things and a bunch of sciency s*** that happens around us all the time that the rest of the world doesn't even know happens.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What a weird reality that we exist in.

Cristina: So what's happening in the Shinto rabbit hole?

Jack: So the Shinto rabbit hole we. So I jumped in, I looked at. I did a bunch of extensive research about Shinto to see how accurate we are about spirits and stuff and whether adrenochrome is there and, like, what's happening you know all these details. Okay, so let's go through a couple of things. Shinto is considered the religion of nature.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Similar to Native American spiritualism, it is the only other thing considered to be purely based on nature.

Cristina: Those are the two.

Jack: Yes. And both of these two belief systems do not have scripture. That is very important. They do not have any scripture that dictates anything. So you don't have morality codes. There's no right or wrong.

Cristina: Do you have, like, stories or something?

Jack: No, there's no scriptures. Nothing.

Cristina: There's nothing.

Jack: There's nothing. People made things afterwards of personal experience, but there's no scripture.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There is just the belief that you protect nature. Now, what's weird about this is that these two belief systems happened. One in the United States. Well, not the United States. America before the United States, in Gaia. And the other one happened in Japan.

Cristina: Very opposite.

Jack: Very like. Yeah, we're pretty far away from each other. And the belief systems are very similar. It's both of nature and the spirits of nature and how everything is alive. And you want to create harmony or nature will turn on you, but has.

Cristina: To do with spirits and stuff. Right.

Jack: This is the best way to convey. At least in Shinto. Yeah, it's the best way to convey it as spirits. While in spiritualism, Native American spiritualism, it's closer to, like, all things are consciously living at all times, even in a way we don't comprehend. But if you were to simplify it, it's ultimately the spirit of the thing. Okay, so those are, like, baseline things to think about. The spirits are called kami, at least in Japan, in the Shinto, because we're not really talking about Native American spiritualism. Visit that one day. And it focuses on the spirits that inhabit all things. So rivers, mountains, waterfalls, everything that's in nature. Yeah, the natural world, the spirits of the natural world. And a lot of the traditions that take place, take place around shrines. And shrines are usually placed next to whatever thing it is that has the spirit that you're catering to.

Cristina: Is the shrine like a gateway or it's just like a tombstone? Like.

Jack: Well, the shrine is possibly a gateway. Could be. It could also be some sort of focal point or something. So we know that we need fear. Fear to, like, sufficient amounts of fear. Summons. That's the best word associated with Shinto. Summons the creature. Right. We know that if you are scared enough, you can summon a wet judge. You can summon a. By accident. Not literally summon, but the manifest.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because they need the fear or adrenochrome. Those are the two things?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they manifest on this side from the should they exist in the shadow realm. And the more concentrated fear there is, the more they can manifest on this side as a sort of ethereal kind of being. It looks like the shrine's purpose is ultimately something along those lines. Obviously, the teachings of Shinto don't say it that way.

Cristina: Don't include fear or blood or anything.

Jack: The shrine is where you go to worship the kamiyah and offer your offerings towards the kami. So you go there to pray, you take it food, you take it money, you do these things for the kami. Great. Fantastic. Phenomenal. But the reason that you pray to the kami and this actually goes to the priests. So there's priests that usually take care of the shrine, and the priests are usually called kanushi. The kanushi, they're praying to him? No, the people are praying to the kami.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The priests purpose there is to maintain the shrine and also be part of the offerings and things that are given to the kami. He helps and assists with all that, maintains the shrine, keeps it clean and helps along with worship when people. When there's celebrations and stuff, when the seasons change and stuff, there's worship rituals and whatnot. But the purpose of these worships and the very specific purpose of the kami, which I found very fascinating that they chose this word selection, was to establish harmony between humans and the kami. The idea being that the kami are otherwise naturally hostile to people, which I find interesting.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then there's a location where you can bring it things. There's a. So how the prayer goes, you bring it the offering, you ring a bell to attract its attention, you clap and then you pray. So you give it an offering. Yeah, the bell. You bring the offering first. You ring the bell to attract its attention, you clap, and then you pray. And so you've attracted its attention and the process begins. And then you pray and whatever. And so you're trying to make it happy. The commie is trying to be happy because you're trying to make it.

Cristina: But the priest is making sure that it won't like attack or something.

Jack: Yes, the priest guides the big rituals. And the priest is there consistently keeping the kami at bay or unaggressive.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: So that's very, very interesting because there is aggression there which falls perfectly in line with the creatures of the shadow realm when they manifest on our side, at least the majority of them, they manifest. And they seem aggressive.

Cristina: Yes, they do.

Jack: Which I Find interesting.

Cristina: Maybe because they're not offering the right things.

Jack: No, the offerings are to bring them down.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The offering is to calm it down. So they are creatures. Now, here's the interesting point. You come here to give it an offering to assist with calming it down. You're already assuming it needs to be calmed down. You have a tiny little bit of fear.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: And there's a focal point where, throughout the course of the day, many people are gonna pass by that same spot.

Cristina: With enough fear building up throughout the day.

Jack: Yes. Tiny little increments, but enough people throughout the course of the day. Weeks, months. Just feeding this commie and allowing it to remain on this side.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: There is a way to summon these things intentionally.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the shrine is the way to do it.

Cristina: And sometimes they are aggressive to people. They probably have killed people too, in stories that they've told of these things.

Jack: Yeah. 100%. It's totally possible. And, yeah, the stories do say that there are, like. Of course, there's no way to prove it, but there's also no way to disprove it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So it seems like, yes, the shrine is a focal point, a gateway. I don't know. Because it seems like the only real way across for somebody from this side is adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah. And for them, who knows how they get here? Fear they have. Oh, fear.

Jack: They manifest with fear.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So a shrine allows a focal point where people continuously cross. They keep coming to the same spot with that same amount of fear. You're coming there to. Hopefully I can help in assisting the angry kami. Calms down.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so that happens 20, 30, 40, 50 times a day.

Cristina: And it's slowly feeding on you.

Jack: And it slowly feeds on that energy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And allows it to remain on this side. While if the shrines were destroyed and people were no longer coming through, Maybe there'd be nothing.

Cristina: Maybe there'd be nothing. No, that can't. That can't be right.

Jack: It needs the fear to manifest. This was tactically placed here by somebody who was fully aware of the kami ahead of time. And allowing the kami to manifest, it's possible that the first iteration of the groundhog known as Jehovah, was through some sort of shrine. Not only that, we can argue that if people are collecting on the same field around the same hole around the same time every year.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Waiting for this groundhog is the equivalent of being around a shrine.

Cristina: I don't know if they need a shrine, though. I feel like they can come around anything, but it's just Easier to get to the trine because they know that's the spot where this food is. That will be easy for them. Because I'm pretty sure they've been attacked in other places. Like there's a lot of stories of being attacked near water.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You're missing the point super entirely. It's places where fear is dominant.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That is the whole point. The shrine doesn't matter.

Cristina: No.

Jack: It's the fact that people come with fear to the shrine throughout the day.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If you remove the focal point, then there's no manifestation at the focal point. You've reduced how much percent. There's a hundred thousand shrines in Japan.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: If you destroyed all hundred thousand and people just stopped coming because there's no more shrines to go to. You're not collecting the fear energy anywhere.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And thus you have less creatures from the shadow realm coming to the mortal realm.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Now God the groundhog is doing the same thing with people collecting to tell us the weather, the seasons or whatever f*** is happening.

Cristina: Yeah. He has a specific home where he comes out of. Yes.

Jack: And it's really because there's a crap ton of people there. Now these people are already superstitious. And who are the people most likely to believe in religion?

Cristina: Superstitious.

Jack: Superstitious people. So you gather a bunch of superstitious people to follow a superstition around a place in which a person that require and they're fearing what? It's a United States. It's most likely they're fearing God. So a bunch of God fearing people come around and they're already fearing for the season. You know, season. Hopefully our crops, man. Oh my God.

Cristina: We might starve to death in winter.

Jack: Crops manifestation. Groundhog suddenly shows up. It all falls into place.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it seems like the creator of Shinto was fully aware of the shadow realm. Not only that he was trying to merge the shadow realm with the mortal realm.

Cristina: What? He's trying to do what again?

Jack: To merge. Merge it to bring as much from over there over here. So shrines kept popping up and kept popping up as the belief was spread further. Who began spreading the belief?

Cristina: Who?

Jack: There's no way to know. I tried to find. They don't know. Nobody knows. Nobody knows where they know. It began in Japan. They don't know how long ago exactly. And they don't know how it began to spread.

Cristina: It spread outside of Japan.

Jack: It spread outside of Japan, but it began in Japan.

Cristina: Yeah. But can you find shrines outside of Japan?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: In other Parts of Asia, primarily.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Interesting. Right? Somebody covered their tracks effectively.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So there was an attempt.

Cristina: It was Jesus. Remember he ran away to Japan after he died. He lived in a town there with his wife and children.

Jack: Interesting. That could totally be the case. And it's possible Jesus is also the one who made the. What's known now as the hole that God comes out of. But it's possible that all these things are perpetuated by the same guy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He was out here in different iterations, taking on different names, like some sort of outlaw on the run, pretending to be different people wherever he was so they couldn't be. So he couldn't be tracked.

Cristina: All this goes back to Jesus?

Jack: All this goes back to Jesus, I guess. That's weird.

Cristina: That's weird. But also, Jesus leads back to God, which I guess is the important thing.

Jack: Yeah, because really, Jesus isn't God. He's a guy who somehow knows about.

Cristina: The shadow realm because he has a special communication with God, though, through the shadow realm, I'm guessing.

Jack: How did he get that communication to begin with?

Cristina: Psst. I don't know.

Jack: I mean, I guess. I guess his drinking blood. Because we know Jesus is the first vampire.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Which means he has already some form of access to the shadow room. We know he did in fact, die.

Cristina: Yes, but he came back.

Jack: Well, he went to the shadow realm. That means even the Jesus we see.

Cristina: It'S the vampire Jesus.

Jack: That was interesting, because he died as a vampire. Well, he's only a zombie when it's feral.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And he had the vampire things going on. That's how he was doing his magic tricks and confusing people and crap like that. And then he got killed for being a vampire, essentially. And then because he was so hopped up and so well medicated on adrenochrome, his soul crosses over to the shadow realm, where he then meets God and communicating over there. And not only that, he gets over there and then he communicates with the creatures who have clean passage, like fairies and leprechauns and s***, that they can jump freely from the shadow realm into the mortal realm without needing adrenochrome. And then he's like, oh, you know what? Now that I think about this, there's one guy who's involved in all this, and it always comes back to this.

Cristina: Is it Saint Patrick?

Jack: It's Saint Patrick, bro. It's always Saint Patrick.

Cristina: How's he related?

Jack: Saint Patrick understood the fairies.

Cristina: He did? Well, he was against them, though. He got them out of Ireland. Yes.

Jack: How does he know how to remove a creature that is pure magic.

Cristina: He.

Jack: He had weird. He's like salmon, Dean. He had weird research that the rest of us didn't have access to.

Cristina: Well, supposedly God helped him.

Jack: God wasn't real yet. He had the stories of God and like, you know, all these BS things. Yes, but somehow the fairies and leprechauns, I could freely jump back and forth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Jesus on the other side, having been a native to decide and the first person to consume copious amounts of adrenochrome, thus allowing him to be the first person to cross over and then realize, holy s***.

Cristina: Maybe he knew the truth about Jesus because we know that the church is keeping secrets because they create monsters themselves.

Jack: Yeah, fair enough.

Cristina: So he might have that knowledge.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. So you think. Well, he's actually. Where? He works for the church.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So you think he knew about the death of Jesus and then St. Patrick decided, what if I can summon. No, you got to know you can summon him first. That's the problem. It doesn't matter what creatures you're making on this side. They fade out to the other side. Then what they're do to going, gone. Okay, great. But how do you know you can bring something back? There's a point here in which shrines are coming up to bring s*** from the shadow realm. That's the part that's missing. And somehow Jesus from that side, already dead, only took three days to figure it out and pop up on the other side.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Was it the fear of his family?

Cristina: What?

Jack: The fear of his family. Now he can see his family from that side. He sees them as ghosts, as faded people walking around. But they don't see him. That's how the shadow realm works. Yeah, so is the fear they're feeling that they're gonna come for us now because we were his family. Did that help him manifest? And then he pops up and he's like, holy, I'm on this side.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Because they kept visiting the grave too.

Cristina: Yes. Maybe the grave created some type of portal he just came through. From their fear, he manifested.

Jack: Yes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That their continuous visit of the grave created enough focused fear because they're gonna come for us eventually.

Cristina: Maybe not just his family, but like, all the followers.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Anybody on anyone? Yeah.

Jack: And so this immense amount of. We're all gonna die. They killed him. They're coming for us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's so much fear that he popped up. That he popped up?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I mean, there were 12 other vampires, bro. Let's be real. They were scared, too. They're like, oh, s***, we're next.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There was enough fear going around. And then he pops up, and then a moment comes and he goes. And he's like, okay, I have no idea what the f*** is happening, but I feel I'm fading away. I need you guys to figure out, because I saw the other side and I was there. I was there. Let's call it Heaven. He didn't have a name for yet. Shadow Realm, obviously. But let's call it Heaven. And I'm on the other side. I saw it. I was there. I witnessed it. Look, guys, I feel like the opposite of the feeling I had coming over here is currently happening to me. So I'm assuming if that's the case, it means I'm fading away the same way I faded in before. That happens. I'm here. Look. You guys see me? Everybody sees me. Yes, we all see you. We don't know how the f*** you're here, but, yeah, okay.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Something happened. Figure it the f*** out.

Cristina: And you think they figured it out?

Jack: Twelve apostles who are fully aware and communicated with Jesus firsthand after his death.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And now they know there's something else, and we can bring him back. We don't know how it happened, but we know what happened. He doesn't know how it happened either.

Cristina: And they sent him to Japan after that.

Jack: Well, I don't know. He was already in Japan, probably. Oh, hidden Japan. I don't know. Do some.

Cristina: And then how does Ireland.

Jack: I don't know. I was just assuming that this douchebag who has connections to crap coming in and out was probably connected, but probably not. He's probably just making monsters himself. Who knows? But we know Jesus came back. Yes, probably because of the fear of everybody. And he got it. We know he communicated with everybody. And then he's gone again. Right. Some step is missing there that then led to shrines.

Cristina: Besides that, he just goes there and he makes.

Jack: He probably went and talked to fairies, right? And he's like, do you guys know. Do you guys get it? It's like, well, we have clean passage, but. But the reason you popped up over there is simply because fear, energy pushes you over there. Maybe he got the information from some leprechauns, some fairies. They were just like, well, really? Really. If people are scared enough, some of these creatures have the ability. Most of anything in here can just manifest on that side. Fear is the connecting link.

Cristina: Yeah. I didn't feel like he would have known that somehow because of the Whole blood drinking.

Jack: Well, no, he wasn't drinking blood to cross over. He was drinking blood for its attributes of power.

Cristina: Oh, okay. He was probably knowing that.

Jack: No idea Shadow Realm existed.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Gotta hold the blood. He's like, wow, I'm strong. Holy s***, I'm smarter. He didn't, like, think Shadow Realm. Oh, yeah, Blood equals Shadow Realm.

Cristina: If it makes him smarter. Maybe he figured it out once he was brought back. He was like, oh, crap, I saw that you guys were sad or whatever.

Jack: Like, that's loose, thoughts connected, you need some confirmation. Which I'm.

Cristina: Well, maybe that's what he tested out in Japan with the temple temples. Maybe those were tests.

Jack: I don't think they were tests. I think the shrines were there intentionally. Some information had to be solid. It wasn't like a random gamble. That would make zero sense for him to just conclude.

Cristina: No, because then the world would be covered in temples, though. Why would he just cover one place in temples? I feel like once he realized I don't need these temples, like, this was a good practice and they did work, but I don't actually need it because in other places it still works the same.

Jack: No, no, no, no. Because you're missing one very important piece.

Cristina: What's that?

Jack: How religion itself changed in structure to say, you're not just all gonna die, only those of you who haven't repented. So you can go and ask for forgiveness. Where?

Cristina: The church.

Jack: The church. Okay, now the church has a greater purpose other than it doesn't matter where you are when you are. No. Take your fear to one spot and be cleansed there. Because God now does a cleansing process the same way the kami. You go there, you pray to create that harmony.

Cristina: Yeah. I think he brought that knowledge and then did the church thing. Like that was Tess. It worked out. But he's like, how can I do continue?

Jack: I think it was Tess. I think it was functional. Yeah, I think it was all functional. Because the problem is the date in which this starts is precisely the dates surrounding Jesus. It's all around the first couple of years that we count.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Which means it wasn't that he ran tests and then. Oh, they work. Let me go over there and apply it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No, no, no. It happened simultaneously everywhere on Earth.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Everything just changed. To go into the building and you will be forgiven.

Cristina: Oh, at the same time as the temple?

Jack: At the same time as the temples.

Cristina: Huh? I wonder why. I guess just because it made more sense in the different places.

Jack: The problem is we already had churches.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it wasn't doing that beforehand. So it was impossible for us to connect the dots because it was just like, well, religions naturally evolve over time, blah, blah, blah. No, but this didn't exist in Japan.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They just suddenly had shrines.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so that gives us the information we need because at the same time, the shrines showed up also. New Testament forgiving God, so long as you go and get forgiven.

Cristina: Yes, but then it all leads back to Jesus, though.

Jack: It all leads back to Jesus.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yes, but it wasn't a test. No, it was definitely not a test. Because if it was a test, there would be a discrepancy in time.

Cristina: No, but I guess he might have tried to bring the church to those places, but it didn't work out. So he was like, oh, these temples worked out.

Jack: No, there's no need for the church. He affected the churches that already existed because there were already churches.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But had there not been churches, he would have just thrown temples because there's no reason to. How long would it take to influence an entire thing with a whole religion? Just abuse the religion they already have.

Cristina: Okay, okay, I see.

Jack: This way you could show up anywhere whenever you want.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: As opposed to slowly picking at, we gotta force religion to. Well, let me show up where my homies are and tell them, hey, guys, I can't show up over there. Go and force religion over there. It might take 300 years, but sometimes.

Cristina: That did happen, though.

Jack: Yeah, but no, they were. They already had their own religion. Oh, and then Christianity tried to force itself on there because while Shinto has a shrine, it doesn't have mass. So people show up independently. Yeah, when they want. There's no central. Nobody controls Shinto. There's no center, focus. So you go, you pray whenever you want, however you want, whatever you feel like it. But you come with that little bit of fear. You don't even realize you have the difference between churches. You can manifest Jesus easy. Put a hundred people in a room all at the same time.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Nevertheless, he tricked everybody into thinking a specific day is better than all the others. So you can. Can get a bunch of people collected in a bunch of places all at the same time and have mass fear energy accumulated, allowing him to move freely through earth.

Cristina: Yes, this makes sense.

Jack: So then they start pushing that where other religions just had small numbers. But important enough was at least he could already show up over there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it was a matter of we need them to be able to believe they could be forgiven or cleansed by going to this specific location, allowing me to manifest. And then Move freely.

Cristina: That's pretty amazing. Maybe he made some type of deal with these creatures because there had to be other creatures that wanted the same type of travel crap.

Jack: Ton of creatures coming through.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Problem is, too many of them are just feral creatures. Yes, a wolf that just ate a human.

Cristina: But that's why the church are fighting those creatures with their own creatures. Oh, maybe they were fighting not for good, but just for control. They have to get rid of those type of aggressive creatures for their own creatures to be okay.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: That's pretty cool.

Jack: I mean, not for their own creatures to be okay. They made creatures to fight the creatures. It was to keep the people okay.

Cristina: Yeah, because they still need enough people to make the fear to get the person that they actually care about moving around and whatever.

Jack: The church probably had no idea. There's no way the church would intentionally allow people to come from the dead. That would defeat too many purposes and too many already established narratives. You gotta understand, a single con man was in charge here. The same con man that was conning everybody all the time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's no giant conspiracy of the Church trying to bring people over?

Cristina: No, I'm not saying that. Just to protect what he wants. Protected? I don't know.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: That they're fighting off these creatures so that we don't die.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Because they need that blood to continue doing magic and whatever.

Jack: Got you. Yes, yes. I thought you meant like they wanted the churches and the shrines and crap to bring things from the other side.

Cristina: No, I mean, maybe Jesus, but yeah, Jesus, definitely. And there are other saints because supposedly saints are all magical beings as well.

Jack: Say it again.

Cristina: The saints are also magical beings as well. So they might also be bringing back those people. I don't know. I know. Their blood is magic.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I don't know if it relates.

Jack: Probably. I'm assuming anybody who worked for the church had some connection to adrenochrome. Ah, yes, because that's the lineage that Jesus left behind. But he left behind a special secret when he showed up in person after his death. And the only people who knew that were the 12 apostles. Aka the other vampires.

Cristina: Yes. You think those vampires are still around?

Jack: They could be. We know that there's ancients. Are those the ancient vampires?

Cristina: Maybe the ancients, yeah, there's some that.

Jack: Are recorded having died. They're in the Bible. You know, they biblically lost their lives. I don't know if all of them dead. I don't remember if all of them died. Those might be the ancients. They might still be around some of. And I know that, man. It's possible that Muhammad is just Jesus by a different name. Because the other question here is, if the fear is consistent enough and you from the shadow realm know how to use it well enough, can you just permanently exist over here? You know, like, if it's permanently. Yeah. So you're wild, wet judge. You're in the shadow realm, and you require fear to show up. People in Japan call you a kami, and they tame you by giving you offerings and distractions, and then you don't hurt people. But you're not aware that you can wander the shadow realm to different pockets of this energy because you're just a wild animal and you're protecting your territory. You're in one area, and it's a similar replica of the mortal realm in the shadow realm. So, you know, like any other animal, you hang out in your territory.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But Jesus is like, I can like, pop in and now where the f*** I want. Because I have the conscious awareness that I can go wherever. Which then brings up an interesting point. People who are haunted by spirits of other people can be haunted by those spirits anywhere they go. You could live in this house, be haunted. You could go across the planet and realize you're still being haunted. And it's because that's a thinking person who's in the other side and knows, yeah, they can go to this other spot and use that pocket of energy.

Cristina: But those aren't ghosts, are they? They're just creatures that look like you're jinn. Yeah, like, I forgot. What's that lady called? The Weeping? No, the Banshee.

Jack: Yeah, the banshee.

Cristina: She can follow you.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: Follows people. So. And she might not be anyone specific. Although people did come up with different histories of who she might be. Yeah, Just might be people, but might not be people. It's hard to tell.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yeah. Do we die and end up over there? I don't think so.

Jack: Well, this is the most interesting part about all this research is the fact that dead people can become kami according to Shinto belief.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yes. Which tells us a lot of what I'm saying has been confirmed.

Cristina: Okay, what, like, what kind of people become kami? Or it could just anyone.

Jack: Yeah, Anybody could become a kami.

Cristina: They don't have to do anything special.

Jack: Nope. There's no rules in Shinto.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: I wonder how they got that idea. It's got VP's original commie was Jesus. All right.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: That is what I have found and seems to be quite accurately. So now we have a better understanding of how churches and shrines, the purpose of religion and how the. The first being might have come through and thus established anywhere that there wasn't already a strong force of religion, where people already gathered together in a building. Little places where they can funnel that same energy in a different kind of way.

Cristina: It's everywhere. It's everywhere. Wow.

Jack: It's fascinating, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, we're running out of time, but conclusions for days.

Cristina: Yes. I think we have a good picture of what's going on. Almost a complete picture. Almost.

Jack: Yes. And it seems that it's possible. It might be possible for us to specifically summon Jehovah without having to wait. We might not even have to go into the Shadow Realm. We could probably just summon him.

Cristina: We could just summon him with the chance and stuff. Or some other way.

Jack: With a shrine. With a shrine bringing enough people scared, particularly of seasons and things like that, that. I guess on the flip side, if we assume that there is a portal inside of the hole, then somehow in a church, there is a portal as well. And somehow there is a way to form a portal. I guess that would be the next step to find out if there is a portal to get to the Shadow Realm without adrenochrome.

Cristina: Whoa. We gotta find that. In a church.

Jack: That would be the best place to start looking, at least.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Anywhere that would have collective amounts of energy.

Cristina: Let's go to that main place. Isn't there a giant. The King Church? The giant church where the Pope lives?

Jack: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he has the portal. Maybe he's going in and out all the time.

Cristina: Ooh, we'll find out.

Jack: Anyways, that is that. That's Shinto for you. Nice little down that rabbit hole. And it seems that it fit. I had the theory and it did.

Cristina: It did.

Jack: It did. It felt very familiar somehow. Anyways, this is actually the first time we talk about Shinto in such detail. I guess.

Cristina: Yeah. Because I think we've mentioned it a few times.

Jack: We've mentioned it, but never really gone into great detail. So we don't really have any reference points for anybody else to go and dive into that. But you can find anything else that we've talked about in any of our previous episodes.

Cristina: We've talked about commies.

Jack: Maybe we've mentioned commies. Yeah. But we've never focused on Shinto as a belief system. But yeah, you guys can definitely find those episodes and a million more on the official website. Greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts. On Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.

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Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. He can't speak. I guess he chooses not to.

Jack: He might choose not to. Who says God speaks English?

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Right? Like, why would he speak in a way we can comprehend by any means?

Cristina: What would it sound like?

Jack: Would it sound like. I like the. In Supernatural, when they heard Castiel's real voice and it shook and destroyed all the windows, it was just like this crazy loud and it destroyed all the windows and it made them all f****** temporarily deaf and everything.

Cristina: He did that on purpose.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And when they saw him, they went blind temporarily as well. Castiel, like his real form.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Well, the angels real form works like that. Like the God way of. Like you'll be minded.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They use vessels in order to traverse Earth for a reason.

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Rambling 150: Shadow God

Is there a pattern in Groundhog God’s behavior? Is there a pattern in which other God’s we see? Why is Adrenochrome so prominent in everything the underworld offers throughout the course of history? Is the point of reality Adrenochrome related? After being attacked by a rabid groundhog, the due decide to unpack the connection of God, Groundhogs, Adrenochrome and Technology. Additionally delving into the Facebook Metaverse name change and what their new artificial reality will be capable of. What the duo uncovers about the metaverse is a flash from the past no one could have seen coming!

Rambling 150: Shadow God

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  • Elon Musk
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  • Caligrians
  • The Clone Origins
  • Planet X
  • The Death Star
  • Cat People
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Yu-Gi-Oh

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Jack: And I'm Jack.

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Jack: Yes, and also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss. So be sure to find somebody to listen to this show with. That's always the most important part. You go find somebody. Ah, my throat hurts so much it's crazy.

Cristina: Why? What's wrong with your throat?

Jack: You know what's wrong with my throat.

Cristina: You got Covid.

Jack: I got Covid. Can you imagine? Just be here in the. In the showroom, recording. I got Covid. Everybody's getting Covid. We're all catching COVID Because I brought Covid.

Cristina: Yeah, it's crazy, because you got the shot. What was it you told Clevername? You got it 7 times already?

Jack: 17 times.

Cristina: 17 times the shot.

Jack: 17 times the most vaccinated human, and.

Cristina: You still caught it.

Jack: And I still caught it.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: And it's killing me.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I'm probably going to be replaced soon with another clone.

Cristina: Clone.

Jack: Hopefully I make it. I mean, that was the goal, right? I caught the COVID and that's not even why I sound the way I do. No, that's unrelated.

Cristina: That's unrelated. Yes.

Jack: I just have Covid. That's another fact. Yeah, I just have Covid, But I was trying to beat the COVID with a beaver. With a.

Cristina: No. Groundhog. Yeah, they're all the same. Okay. Groundhog.

Jack: Yeah, they're close.

Cristina: They're close, you know?

Jack: God d***. But my throat hurts so much. So I'll fill you guys in with what happened. So I went out with some of the subhumans, and we decided we're going to go catch groundhog God, Jehovah. But I also decided we can get a normal groundhog and try to create a groundhog God. The groundhog God, like Jehovah. And so we went and we caught a normal groundhog, and we trapped it, and I was gonna inject it with some adrenochrome to see what would happen when the m*********** bit me in the neck.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: So were you able to inject it afterwards? Yeah. Okay, so, like, I'm not gonna have, like, groundhog powers or anything, which would be dope.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Depending on what that would be, I guess.

Cristina: What do you mean? Any power should be a dope power.

Jack: I suppose.

Cristina: What would be a bad power?

Jack: I don't know, like I become a groundhog or I'm like a human size. Think about like the. The Beast from X Men.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like his life sucks. Or think about the thing from the Fantastic Four. Yeah, I get. Yeah, that's garbage, bro.

Cristina: I mean, as superheroes, it's fine dope. But in their normal lives as human beings, I guess that it sucks.

Jack: Yeah. Like, if I turned into. It would suck if I inj with adrenochrome and bites me and then I become like a giant groundhog.

Cristina: Yeah. That still speaks and everything.

Jack: Like, yeah, that sucks.

Cristina: Yeah, that sucks.

Jack: Oh, so, yeah, it sucks to talk. It hurts. It's. It. I sound weird.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like, it's hard to even explain what's going on because it caught me on the right side of the neck. So it didn't hit like the jugular vein or any important thing.

Cristina: You didn't bleed out.

Jack: And like we have all the secret Illuminati medication. So, like, I'm not going to get rabies or anything. Although, like, we had cures for like normal people can access cures for rabies, but I got like mega cure for rabies. So that's all stuff that's happening. But like, I can't do high pitched.

Cristina: Sounds or it will kill you.

Jack: Yeah, man, it hurts. I might die if I do some. Any kind of high octave thing where not even.

Cristina: What if you accidentally do a high octave and then you die in this while we're recording this?

Jack: That would be tragic. But then I would be replaced immediately by a more clear sounding clone.

Cristina: So should we try to kill you?

Jack: No, because I like living. That's a fact.

Cristina: Sure.

Jack: Yeah. I enjoy being alive quite a bit.

Cristina: All right, just checking.

Jack: Yeah. So that's what's happening over here. Just a lot of.

Cristina: So we couldn't find the groundhog God, though.

Jack: We haven't done that yet. We haven't even gone out to find out if there is a groundhog God that we're gonna catch. We're presuming that that's the thing, and it probably is.

Cristina: Realistically, I thought we were doing that. And you also wanted to test out if you could turn one into the God.

Jack: We're gonna go. We're hunting to see where we're gonna find groundhog God. We gotta look in the area where the groundhog that predicts the weather or whatever the f***.

Cristina: I think that's in Philadelphia. Right. I don't know. Maybe. His name is Phil, I'm assuming. Yes.

Jack: His name is Phil, therefore he is from Philadelphia.

Cristina: He's named after the location he lives. Positive.

Jack: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: PPP Yeah, I think so. Phil from Pennsylvania.

Cristina: Well, his name is like two Peas, so it would be PPP Why is.

Jack: His name two Peas?

Cristina: Because it's the town he's from.

Jack: Starts with a P. No f****** way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Really?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Isn't Philadelphia the town he's in?

Cristina: No, that's not really the town he's in. It's another town that starts with a P. Really? Yeah.

Jack: That's a fact.

Cristina: Yes. It's a really complicated word, though.

Jack: Okay. Like Poughkeepsie.

Cristina: Poughkeepsie. What is a Poughkeepsie?

Jack: It's a town.

Cristina: What town? Where is it?

Jack: I don't know where it is.

Cristina: Why do you know it's.

Jack: The name of the town is Poughkeepsie. And I don't know why I know things. I don't know the answers to stuff, but. Yeah. So today's show is brought to you by the letter H and the letter P. P. And you put them together and it equals gaining Life.

Cristina: Gaining. His name is Punksu. To.

Jack: Phil.

Cristina: Yes, Phil. I said Phil. Right. And that P word is in Pennsylvania. So you see, it was pretty on it.

Jack: Yeah, I guess so. It is in Pennsylvania.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he's from. Yeah, it's. His name is PP from pp.

Cristina: He's PP from pp?

Jack: Yeah, he's PP from pp. This is a very adult, mature content show. We are only.

Cristina: That's why we're not laughing.

Jack: We're only. Yeah. Because there's nothing funny about Peepee from pp.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Them be the facts.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Facts aren't meant to be funny.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They're just objective truths.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we gotta go there and hunt God.

Cristina: Yes. How are we gonna go there? I mean, it's not even that far, is it?

Jack: No, that's incredibly close.

Cristina: Why haven't we found him yet?

Jack: Because it's a large area.

Cristina: Are you sure? What if that town is very tiny? I don't know.

Jack: Pennsylvilladelphia?

Cristina: No. Punxus. Whatever. The P word. That. He's from the town.

Jack: Oh, s***. He's named after the town.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Punxutaway.

Cristina: Let's just say he's from Pun. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter where he's from. We're gonna go there and we're gonna. Cat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It is what it is, man.

Cristina: Did you murder that thing? No, we're just watching and waiting.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.

Cristina: What if he becomes you?

Jack: I highly doubt that. You, like, eat a piece of me?

Cristina: No. But he bit you.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That would be enough to turn you into beaver.

Jack: Groundhog.

Cristina: Groundhog. What if he turned into a groundhog?

Jack: He wasn't radioactive or anything.

Cristina: How do you know? Did you check if he was before you did it?

Jack: He wasn't normal.

Cristina: Did you check, though, before?

Jack: Yes, that was the point. We couldn't have an already modified groundhog and give it adrenochrome.

Cristina: Well, I thought you just got a random groundhog and maybe forgot to check it.

Jack: No, we are professionals.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Yeah, it was just a groundhog.

Cristina: So what powers would you want from a groundhog, though? You don't want to turn into one, I guess.

Jack: But what power does a groundhog have? Didn't we go through this once where you talked about the powers of a groundhog or some?

Cristina: I think so. I talked about other. Other animals.

Jack: Really? I don't know. It could dig.

Cristina: Well, it could dig. So you're gonna. That's the power you want?

Jack: Just dig underground?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Unrealistically fast. They don't even dig really fast. Like it isn't astounding.

Cristina: It's probably equal to you digging.

Jack: Yeah. It's not crazy, you know?

Cristina: Yeah. Do they at least have good vision in the dark?

Jack: Probably not.

Cristina: Probably. Oh.

Jack: They don't need to see too much when they're in a hole in the dark. There's no light in there.

Cristina: Shouldn't they be seeing? Well, no, they're not like moles or something.

Jack: In order to have night vision like other animals, do you usually have a little bit of light? It's the ability to see in low light.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Isn't light coming into your eyes? You can't see Like a cat in straight up darkness is still blind. So in a hole like that, it doesn't matter.

Cristina: Okay. And it can't develop those other powers that the moles have, like being able.

Jack: To feel where everything is. Yeah, I guess it could, but the mole did that already, so.

Cristina: But you wouldn't want that power.

Jack: Well, I wouldn't get that from a groundhog, no. Yeah. Groundhog doesn't give us that kind of stuff.

Cristina: What if you were furry as one?

Jack: That sucks. I just described.

Cristina: No, you don't want to be. You're not going to be a giant groundhog. You're still human.

Jack: No, I don't want to be furry at all. That sucks.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I want to look like a groundhog in any manner, shape or form. Not even fur wise.

Cristina: I wonder what powers they have. They have to have something that makes them special besides predicting the future.

Jack: I don't care. That groundhog. What have you been up to?

Cristina: What have I been up to?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Hiding from Mark Zuckerberg.

Jack: Mark Zuckerfucker? Why?

Cristina: His commercial scares me.

Jack: The Metaverse commercial?

Cristina: He's so not human.

Jack: What's not human about him?

Cristina: Just him talking. It's just. It does feel like he's pretending to be Data from Star Trek. It's so crazy that he's just trying to be normal and it's not coming off as normal.

Jack: Well, he's a weird guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like he has little option to what he can do to fix that. Like he is who he is.

Cristina: Like he's trying to play around with what we. How we see him. But it's really hard not to see him as how we see him.

Jack: Yeah, like his joke. Oh, I thought I was the robot.

Cristina: Yes, like that. It doesn't help.

Jack: Well, it get. It shows us that he gets what's happening. Like he understands that we believe that.

Cristina: Yes, but it didn't help. I don't know, it convinced me more that he's a robot.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Cuz it's something. I don't know. Maybe it's that weird. He's Data. He's a robot. He's whatever Data is. What is Data? He's a robot. Completely. He's something else.

Jack: He's a fool.

Cristina: Yeah, he's a robot.

Jack: Yeah, he's an Android. His robot made to simulate a person.

Cristina: I think Mark is that. I think Mark is an Android.

Jack: And who made him?

Cristina: Elon Musk.

Jack: That'd be an interesting. And like, I wouldn't put it past him, you know?

Cristina: Yes. He didn't probably plan on him making Facebook or any of that. He just made a robot just to see what would happen. And then that robot did all this other stuff that Elon wasn't predicting at all. He just made the robot for fun.

Jack: Or maybe he did plan on him making Facebook.

Jack: Maybe he's pulling all the strings.

Cristina: Why would he care about Facebook?

Jack: He has everybody's information.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Why are all his companies so successful?

Cristina: Because of Facebook. No.

Jack: Elon Musk. Yeah, he knows what people want.

Cristina: Oh. Because he knows what people want and.

Jack: He builds an entire company around the concept of what people want.

Cristina: But he hangs out on Twitter and on Facebook.

Jack: Unless he does, he doesn't need to hang out on Facebook because Zucker F***** does. He not only the Creator of Facebook. But he exists inside Facebook, reading all the data and then he just reports back to Elon Musk and gives him all the data he's discovered.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: In summarized versions that provide the most efficient knowledge.

Cristina: What kind of information does he need?

Jack: Well, what are people talking about these days? What's the most talked about?

Cristina: Conspiracies? I don't know.

Jack: And he solves them. He probably the guy who tells Trump what to do. When we were talking about the guy on top who tells everybody else what to do. It's probably Elon Musk. He's probably the boss of the queen and everything. He's the guy on top. If we just follow every line to the top. Elon Musk is at the top of every line.

Cristina: That's a little hard to imagine. Well, okay.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Because. Over the queen.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: How did he do it?

Jack: Science.

Cristina: Science got him there. Whoa.

Jack: The power of science got Elon Musk on top. Yeah. I think that's definitely what's going on. Used the power of science in a virtual world.

Cristina: What is your avatar gonna look like?

Jack: What? In the metaverse? In the Facebook metaverse.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: You can make it look like yourself, which is a weird choice to go with.

Jack: You could exist in a fictional world and you're just gonna make you.

Cristina: Yeah, because one of the people in that commercial just was themselves.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like a hologram version of themselves.

Jack: Yeah. Is that what he really believes is going to happen?

Cristina: That people are going to do that? You know what? I'm going to be right.

Jack: What are you going to be?

Cristina: The little round knuckles running around Uganda Knuckles. Yeah.

Jack: Oh, my God. I know that's going to happen. Isn't. Wait, isn't that a metaverse? What the f*** was that?

Cristina: Yeah, that is. I don't know. What's it called, what game that is or where that's.

Jack: Yeah, they invaded that s*** hard.

Cristina: And it's going to go in Facebook.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uganda Knuckles will live again.

Cristina: Yeah, but what would your character look like?

Jack: Probably Uganda Knuckles as well.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I joined that movement immediately.

Cristina: Yes. Gotta make it happen.

Jack: Yeah. It'll be amazing. Can you imagine another army of Uganda knuckles just trolling until that avatar gets banned again?

Cristina: Yes. You gotta. Well, what does he do? Stalk girls and say something? I forgot what he says.

Jack: He shows you the way.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. He shows you the way.

Jack: Shows you the way. Brada.

Cristina: Yes. Can't wait.

Jack: You do not know the way.

Cristina: Yes. That man. I wonder what else. I don't know.

Jack: That was a good brief Moment in history. Yeah, it was great.

Cristina: And I guess you gotta make a character, like, I don't know, a video game character that you, like, you could just put in. I wonder.

Jack: No, I'm gonna just be some chick.

Cristina: I'm just gonna be some chick.

Jack: Yeah, I'm a troll. Guys get free. So you do you dress up like a chicken? Nerds. Wanna. You or your avatar.

Cristina: Your avatar?

Jack: Yeah, I do it all the time, man. I play chicks and games.

Cristina: And they give you stuff.

Jack: Yeah, they just want to f*** my avatar.

Cristina: Oh, do you let them f*** your avatar? No, no. Okay.

Jack: I flirt with them, though, you know, in game. Flirting, winks and highs. And I follow them around. They're like, oh, yeah, I got a video game girl.

Cristina: Then you murder them.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that kind of often.

Cristina: You're serial killer.

Jack: I kind of am, dude.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, let's be real. Let's be real. Totally out of character right now. Just me, the real clone, and, like, worker for the Illuminati. None of this other s*** I pretend to be, Right? This is who I really, truly, honestly am.

Cristina: You, Jack the River.

Jack: I kind of murder a lot. Let's look at my track record, right? Video games. Just going through video games before we get to the bigger picture. I consistently. But I'm not like. Like, let's think of like Grand Theft Auto, right? I don't go around just casually murdering people.

Cristina: No, you do. On the Red Dead.

Jack: Well, the problem is I'll go and I'll randomly, in gta, go into a bunk after the lobby has pacified and there's no chaos happening. And what will I do? I'll get an armored truck that nobody could blow up. Oh, I'll go outside and just start f****** people up with that truck, sending the entire lobby into a frenzy of murdering one another.

Cristina: Why would you.

Jack: And then I'll stop murdering people.

Cristina: Poor kid.

Jack: I don't know. Because I can.

Cristina: Because you can.

Jack: In Red Dead, I passively go wave at somebody. Go chill with them, follow them around.

Cristina: They think, oh, yeah, Pretend to be their buddy.

Jack: Yeah, we're gonna go do things together. And then when they least expect it, I blow their f****** brains out.

Cristina: And then run away.

Jack: And then run away. Then they can't find me.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I make sure they know I'm still in the world. But I quick travel somewhere they can't find me. And then I leave the nearest town, and then they can't find me. If they're traveling from down to town, they gotta find me in the middle of West Bubba F*** killer.

Cristina: I guess that's not a serial killer because you're not hunting specific people or anything.

Jack: No, I'm just a mass murderer.

Cristina: Mass murderer? Yeah, that's the right word.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: If we talk about the real world, though, what you did with the cockroach people is mass murder.

Jack: Yeah. It's genocide.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's a lot. A lot of life. I killed a lot of Reptilians, but there's a lot alive resistant slaves. Like, a lot of them.

Cristina: Yeah. Not as bad as what we did with the cockroach Fuel.

Jack: No, nothing. Nothing beats that. That was way early, before we understood what we were dealing with. Before s*** got weird and there was a bunch of other s*** happening. But, yeah, we. We f***** that up. I did end up marrying one of the survivors, huh?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: My wife is a giant cockroach.

Cristina: Mm. Does she scare? Is she afraid of you? I don't understand. How did it happen?

Jack: She understands.

Cristina: She understands that she.

Jack: But it was Amy.

Cristina: It wasn't this you. It was before you became you.

Jack: I don't. I don't know what the canon of this show is. I don't know the lore. So, like, somebody needs to explain this to me. Am I the one who's the same killer? Is anybody listening? Who, like, kept track of this? Because I don't know. And I'm not going to go back and find out. Like, go listen to everything and tell me, am I the same guy who destroyed that planet, destroyed Mars with cockroaches on it? Or was it like a previous clone? Or, like, what the f***? I don't know.

Cristina: And which version of you did the time machine and which version of me? Because I don't think it was the one before the real you. I don't think it was that you, but I don't think it's this you either. I think there's just another you out there.

Jack: That's the thing.

Cristina: Unrelated, I think there's two.

Jack: I think there's two mews.

Cristina: Besides the one that was kill trying to kill you. Besides that you that's might still also be out there.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. He killed Jermaine. There might be three of us.

Cristina: Exactly. There's three of yous out here.

Jack: See, this is why we need somebody who listens to this show religiously to, like, build. Build this narrative so we can see and, like, tell me, I want to know. Which are you, which am I?

Cristina: Which you is you.

Jack: I know I'm number three, you're for.

Cristina: Sure the one that married the roach.

Jack: For sure, for sure, for sure. Yeah. Because I've been here a while. I've been here for, like, three seasons maybe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, season two had, like, two different clones.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah. All that happened in, like, season two.

Cristina: Okay. With the time machine and the murdering your friend.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like, a huge part of the lore happened in season two.

Cristina: And that's why we have no idea.

Jack: And that's why you have no idea. A bunch of that s*** happened all together. Because before then, it was just a show.

Cristina: Yes, it was. Normal podcast.

Jack: Was a normal podcast back in the old days when we had Reaper here and we were all just a bunch of people before the Illuminati recruited us because of how informative we were. And then we got recruited and then we got told the secrets and then.

Cristina: We spoiled it, and then we died.

Jack: Well, we didn't necessarily, but you know us. And then the originals started talking s*** because they didn't know better. They got put down and boom, the clones showed up. But through several different things that happened, here we are.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Many clones on the line. Third clone each.

Cristina: We're the third clone.

Jack: We're the third clone. Yeah.

Cristina: What happened to our second clone?

Jack: I don't remember.

Cristina: Are you positive?

Jack: I am positive. We're number three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: I just remember Dave dying with Dave.

Jack: Well, here's the thing. I know the one with the time machine wasn't the original.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The episode with Dave is where the first got killed because we were talking s*** about the Illuminati.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He died that day too.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We all got replaced.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: But what happened?

Jack: Well, that was the first. Then we had the clone that came to kill, so we had a different clone, I guess, for a future clone that came to kill the past clone he was meant to replace, I guess. But he was retarded because he was clone of clone.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he was already the second clone. So he couldn't tell the difference between Jemaine and myself. Although we don't look anything alike. And, like, for whatever reason, my clone at that point had one robot arm.

Cristina: Yes, he has a robot arm and.

Jack: A robot leg and an eyepatch or some s*** like that. Yeah, pirate looking.

Cristina: Yes, he looked like you, except he was missing parts.

Jack: Yeah. Something went terribly wrong. And he wasn't the brightest either.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And he was the second one who came to kill the previous. We'd still not use the time machine yet for the cat people.

Cristina: Are you positive? Because that was super random too.

Jack: D***. I don't know.

Cristina: I don't know which came first. And even though, like, no matter what the order is, when do we die?

Jack: That's the biggest f****** problem, right? Because I know we're number three. I don't remember how we got here.

Cristina: When did we die again? Are you sure?

Jack: I am positive. We've been the third clone for a while.

Cristina: Are you sure you're not the second?

Jack: No, I'm positive. We're not the second. We're the third.

Cristina: I don't remember that. Are you sure?

Jack: I can keep repeating that?

Cristina: Yes, I'm sure. You don't know what season?

Jack: No. Everything happened between season two.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And three.

Cristina: All of it only died twice.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay. I just don't remember my second death.

Jack: I mean, of course you wouldn't. That. That's. That holds up. That's exactly what would happen, isn't it?

Cristina: But I would remember. No, I think you would remember because you're getting the memories of your last.

Jack: Yeah, but you no aren't cloned after dying.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like then take your DNA from the dead body.

Cristina: I guess not. I don't remember. Okay.

Jack: I remember specifically me. This version of me stopping the me who was sending people to the future or some s*** like that.

Cristina: You stop that person.

Jack: You remember that one version of me stopped that clone. That clone came after the situation where the Eyepatch wearing one armed clone killed Jimin.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And thus trapped the soul inside the system.

Cristina: But that just means there was multiple you at the same time. Doesn't mean that you are a second or third or a fourth. Well, because you'd have all happened at once.

Jack: Yeah, fair enough. We don't know what order we were made. And I'm saying that in the order of which they got introduced. I'm the third introduced. I'm the last to be introduced to the lore of this show.

Cristina: Okay, but the one that was going to kill you but ended up killing Jermaine, that was still you, wasn't it?

Jack: Yes, that was a retarded me.

Cristina: No, the you that was on that show that he was trying to kill.

Jack: Oh, yes, I was also.

Cristina: That was the second me that was not you.

Jack: You, though that was not Mimi, or that might have been Mimi.

Cristina: Don't.

Jack: Because the other me is the one who was running the time machine.

Cristina: The same one that was with him talking to him is the one that was running the time machine.

Jack: No, the one that was on the show with the one who is trying to kill him. Those are the same ones. And then Jermaine. But neither one of them is the one who was running the time machine.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's three total different. Yeah. Now, my intern, My understanding is we stopped the one creating the problem with the time machine.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. Because he was all jolly and happy about, you know, destroying s***.

Cristina: Well, he was trying to save the world and I didn't understand it. It was me trying to stop him because I wanted cat people and I didn't understand his goal of stopping the cat people.

Jack: S***. You know what? I might be the one.

Cristina: You might be the one?

Jack: I might be the one.

Cristina: Which one?

Jack: No, I'm not the third. I'm the second.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: No, I'm the. I'm the first clone. No, the first clone died for sure. The first one of the. Because the original died and then the first clone died for both of us. Factually, that happened. Then we have. F***, there's like five of me, dude.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. We can't even remember when the second clone died.

Jack: No, I know the first clone. I guess I don't remember when the first clone died. I know that both my first clone and your first clone died. And our original originals died. So that's already two people dead for each of us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then there's the retarded clone.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: With the eye patch in one arm.

Cristina: You.

Jack: That's me. Yeah. And then there is me, the either the one he was trying to kill or the one who was running the time machine. And whichever one of those I'm not is the third. Which is five total me's.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If we just remove the original. That's four clones.

Cristina: That's four clones. Except I don't remember a first clone dying.

Jack: D***. I don't want to listen to all that all over again.

Cristina: That's too much work.

Jack: That's a lot. That's a lot.

Cristina: We should make up a reason. Why did our clones die then?

Jack: I don't know. There's definitely a reason, though. Somebody's gonna tell us. Somebody will.

Cristina: Look, the Spaghetti Monster killed us.

Jack: I think they started talking s*** about f****** Illuminati 2 by accident. Yeah. Yeah, I think it happened by accident.

Cristina: Oh, was it with a guest?

Jack: Might have been. But then the only guess where these bullshits happen are when Jermaine's on the show, when Dave is on the show, or when Ish is on the show. And with Ish, we went on other weird adventures.

Cristina: You started the cockroach war with Ish. Yes, yes, I was also in disagreement with that plan.

Jack: But it happened.

Cristina: But it happened.

Jack: Yes, it is what it is. See, Ish is ride or die. He's on board with cockroaches below the planet Insane.

Cristina: We were gonna lose and then we.

Jack: Had a hack off.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that was amazing. And he hacked a robot.

Cristina: That was amazing.

Jack: Yeah, man. Ish is fun. We need him back.

Cristina: Yes. We need to do some kind of weird adventure with him.

Jack: Yeah, I like adventures with Ish. He's exciting.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We never. He's the wild card.

Cristina: He's the wild. Exactly.

Jack: Every group needs a wild card.

Cristina: He's Charlie. Does that make you Dennis?

Jack: I think I'm Dennis in most cases. No matter who else is who else.

Cristina: He's Charlie.

Jack: I'm pretty Dennis. Would that be interesting? I'd like to come up with something after watching Dan. What is Dan Snaps or some. Dan put some s*** on YouTube where he brings on. It's like a podcast. And he brings on the homies.

Cristina: He brings on homies. Okay.

Jack: They do like weird experiments. And I'm like, that's a cool concept. I'd like to try that out.

Cristina: Yes, we gotta do that here.

Jack: Yeah, man. If I can get Dave Ish Reaper, you, me, I'll be Dungeon Master.

Cristina: But how we get so many people on the phone, or is it through the computer?

Jack: Yeah, we can like Skype them in or some.

Cristina: Yeah, we should do that.

Jack: Yeah. And have multiple people and then we can run cool experiments and.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: That'd be dope. If we can get that set up.

Cristina: Yes. We'll have a mystery. Guess. No, I don't know. Yes.

Jack: I don't know if people knew who they were.

Cristina: Nah, they'll be surprised. It's gonna be the Axeman.

Jack: The Axeman?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Who's the Axeman?

Cristina: The guy who scared some kids in the woods.

Jack: Oh, you mean the Woodsman.

Cristina: Yeah, the Woodsman.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: He's the surprise guest.

Jack: Can you imagine? We find a legit woodsman.

Cristina: That'd be cool. Now we gotta find the Woodsman.

Jack: That'd be the. Because every episode has been one to one. This would be like the creation of an entirely different show.

Cristina: What? I guess. No, it could still be ramblings.

Jack: No, no, because rambling is me and you.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: And this conversation is me and a guest.

Cristina: Yes. And this is a party.

Jack: And this is a party. This will be a whole other f****** thing.

Cristina: Yeah. So fun.

Jack: And if it works out, who knows? Maybe we'll do it again. Maybe we can figure out a schedule to get people regularly in.

Cristina: Yes. Awesome.

Jack: Yeah. Be badass.

Cristina: There will be a Woodsman.

Jack: There will be Woodsman. I mean, eventually, look, that show blows up, we get Millions and billions and trillions. And then Joe Rogan begs us to be on the show because it needs the exposure because we're making so much money. And Spotify fired him and hired us instead.

Jack: And, like, they took his hundred million dollars away and gave it to us. It's yours now.

Cristina: I don't think they can do that.

Jack: But okay, it doesn't matter, because now that's what happened.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Gave us his hundred million. And that's awesome. And then he begs. He's like, I need the money. I gotta eat. Can you. Can I be on your show and exposure? And then my stand up will do better than my podcast will do better. And we're like, you want us to share our billion listeners, the most heard podcast in the galaxy?

Cristina: In the galaxy with you?

Jack: Yeah. The Colloquians are, like, hearing us all the time.

Cristina: Who?

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Them. And they're hearing us all.

Cristina: Can you say that word again?

Jack: I don't know what I said, but that alien race is actively listening. What was it? The collar?

Cristina: Something like that.

Jack: There are.

Cristina: Is that what the cockroach people are called?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Did you find out what they're called?

Jack: I don't know what they're called. I just called them cockroach people.

Cristina: Okay. Because if they're. Whatever you just said, then we have to know that that's what they're called and say it. And that sounds really hard because.

Jack: Yeah, because there's two letters there that don't go together, so it's really hard to announce. It's like a whole other language. Caligreans.

Cristina: It's horrible. Yes. They're not called out. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: That's what the cat people are called.

Jack: But that's some. It could be. Maybe the cat peoples are Caligreans.

Cristina: We need simpler names.

Jack: I mean, cat people in Cockroach, you were pretty simple.

Cristina: But it's not real names.

Jack: I mean, it's identifying labels that we understand. I guess it's like a stereotype. It works.

Cristina: Yeah. All right, so the show with Joe Rogan, we're gonna give him an episode.

Jack: We're gonna allow him to be one of the guests that we run experiments through. But eventually the show is gonna get so big that it's no longer gonna be experiments, and we're really gonna put them in the scenarios we're talking about. It's gonna start in front of a mic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Just like it started when we first started. Just conversation.

Cristina: Become that show that he used. Factor. Yes. We're just. We're gonna remake Fear Factor. And he's gonna be the guest. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Jack: That's gonna be great. It's gonna happen by accident. That's how this show happened.

Cristina: Right.

Jack: So we began it was just us hanging out. Then we got hired.

Cristina: Then we got hired. Oh, yeah.

Jack: Then we went on crazy adventures. Do crazy. Now we're gonna make a game show. We're gonna have them be on it. And it's just gonna be some fun questions. Fun.

Cristina: And then we're gonna take Joe Rogan and whatever spa.

Jack: And then we're gonna get so popular, we're gonna take Joe Rogan's spot. And then eventually we're gonna build an entire arena. Beast. What is it? The beast arena thing with the beast arena? The f****** parkour, like, ninja warrior.

Cristina: Oh, American Beast master.

Jack: Beast Master. It's gonna be like a giant Beastmaster size arena.

Cristina: What is it gonna be on Zombie island or.

Jack: Zombie Island? Yes. Ooh. Just keep filling that up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Beast master size arena. And then we're gonna have all our scenarios really existing on there, and they're gonna have to go through them.

Cristina: Like hacking a robot.

Jack: Yeah. Oh. We could base everything on things that happened here. Oh, my God. You just gave us how we're gonna do the questions for the show. We can just go back to previous events that happened and see what everybody would do in my shoes.

Cristina: Okay, so, like, what would they do with the cockroach people?

Jack: Would they do the cockroach people?

Cristina: Probably not. Start a war. I wonder if everyone's like, no, just start a war.

Jack: We didn't try to start a war.

Cristina: You wanted to just murder them?

Jack: Yes, we freaked out. Murdered a couple of them. Then they started flying towards us and we were like, we gotta stop them. And then we destroyed their whole planet. But then that f***** up the whole system's gravitational pull and Planet X started plunging straight towards Earth. So we went ahead and we stole Mars from Universe 2, put that there.

Cristina: Then what happened to Planet X? Because it was already plunging towards us. Did it just stop?

Jack: Yes, it's just out there.

Cristina: Closer though.

Jack: It's closer, but whatever. It's where it's orbiting, just closer to the end.

Cristina: It's. Is it near Pluto? Is it somewhere we can see it? Is it like now Planet six or whatever? Like, it took that spot or whatever.

Jack: Yeah, it's probably between two other planets. Yeah, it was outside, now it's in the middle. For whatever reason, it didn't just keep plunging in. It's just like, oh, there's a planet. Okay, now I'm back In orbit, circling.

Cristina: The sun like all the other.

Jack: Which is weird that we took out one planet and it immediately stopped orbiting and just started going straight towards Earth. And then we put Mars back and it immediately stopped going towards Earth and then just went back to orbiting wherever it was.

Cristina: I think that planet's an alien.

Jack: That might be a giant. That might be the Death Star.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Why was it coming towards us? Why did it stop?

Jack: Cockroach people were protecting us this whole time. They are like the Vulcan. We got the Vulcans out of the way and then they were like, we're gonna f*** them up. But then we put it back and they don't know that the characters.

Cristina: Okay, interesting. We should go onto planet X though.

Jack: AKA the Death Star.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But like we call it a Death Star because it's just a giant spaceship. That's artificial planet thing. But like, obviously we're not gonna get there and f****** Darth Vader is gonna be on board. So who's on board the real Death Star? Is it gonna turn out to be like the Borg?

Cristina: Is it gonna be the Borg? No, I think it's gonna be something that's afraid of cockroaches. Like they're gonna be elephants.

Jack: Interesting. But elephants aren't scared of cockroaches.

Cristina: I know, but they're mice. Yeah. They're afraid of small things. I don't know.

Jack: Interesting, Interesting. I wonder what it'll be.

Cristina: It's a mouse.

Jack: A mouse wouldn't be scared of a cockroach. Mouse would wreck a cockroach.

Cristina: Oh, there's nothing afraid of cockroaches.

Jack: I'm sure there is. The answer is rabbits.

Cristina: Yes. Why do you call them cockroaches?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: They're called. It's spelled c***. Roach.

Jack: Yeah, it's spelled cockroach.

Cristina: But you're not saying cockroach, are you?

Jack: I never say cockroach.

Cristina: What do you say?

Jack: I say cockroach.

Cristina: It's so, so similar. I guess it doesn't really matter, but rabbits.

Jack: Rabbits on the Death Star.

Cristina: I think we could take them on if they do decide to attack us. If they don't find out. If they do find out, the roaches are gone. Okay, subhumans versus rabbits.

Jack: Alright, let's. Let's be real. It looks like aliens aren't really a thing. Minus the weird anomalies that we've seen, like the Chupacabra and things like that.

Cristina: Those aren't aliens. Those are also animals.

Jack: Not the interdimensional godlike ones that show up looking for ADRENOCHROME and s***.

Cristina: They were once upon a time, an animal.

Jack: Could be. We didn't establish that actually, but yeah. Like the shapeless one.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But yeah, probably. If we follow the logic. It was probably some s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It seems like the whole planet and the whole star system and the whole galaxy are just animals.

Cristina: With adrenochrome.

Jack: Just animals. It looks like adrenochrome kind of runs the universe. Question is, are the rabbits also on adrenochrome?

Cristina: For sure.

Jack: You think the cat people are on adrenochrome? They're ancient, bro.

Cristina: I think that's what we'll find.

Jack: You think we're just gonna find that?

Cristina: They probably gave us adrenochrome, dude.

Jack: You think everything comes back to adrenochrome?

Cristina: Yes. The whole history of everything.

Jack: Because God started with adrenal, Started with the goal to get more adrenochrome.

Cristina: Exactly. It makes sense.

Jack: Back to the beginning, dude. All the way at the start.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah. Like the Chupacabra. That doesn't. That's dimensional and giving us powers and whatever. It had to be something normal before adrenochrome came to its life.

Jack: Because it was working with adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How did it exist before it found us? You know, it needed adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So chances are it got the adrenochrome first and then slowly changed to what it is.

Cristina: Yeah. And that weird other world. I forgot what it was called.

Jack: Universe 2.

Cristina: Is it universal where all the fairies and creatures live?

Jack: Oh, the. The Shadow Realm.

Cristina: The Shadow Realm. Those are just creatures with adrenochrome. Once you have adrenochrome, you can enter the Shadow Realm.

Jack: Yeah, but there's things that live there.

Cristina: Purely because they already had the. Yeah. They don't know.

Jack: Are things that are just born on that side that never came in contact with anything on this side. Those are. Okay, so we gotta ignore everything on this side. Those are more interesting. Everything over here works off of adrenochrome. Everything. The only place we've seen where that is. The exception is over there. Is that other realm. Interesting.

Cristina: But many things over there have taken adrenochrome. Yes, but you're saying not all of them.

Jack: Not all of them. There are things that are native to that side. Things over here take adrenochrome and move in that direction. That's also to assume we're not going to find God over here.

Cristina: Think we're going to find him over there.

Jack: We got to go to the shadow realm to find God.

Cristina: Or we can just wait for February 2nd, where he will show up in Philadelphia, in Pennsylvania.

Jack: What is it that happens? Right. What is it that happens when to bring something to this side, you need a lot of fear or a lot of death. And then something from the shadow realm becomes. The more of that there is, the more prominent it is on this side. Because they need that energy to manifest from the other side.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: God should, in theory, be on the other side. When does God most likely show and when are miracles most likely to happen? In times of extreme, extreme tragedy.

Jack: That's because God is on the other side. And during that February 2nd.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What's happening is the fear of farmers hearing bad news and all their crops being is enough to manifest.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Jehovah.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The worry, the fear, the scared of. I'm not gonna. This is gonna be bad news. That allows him to get grasp form. That's why they have to wait.

Cristina: Yeah. So people collect first.

Jack: Yeah, I guess. But the question is, will he stay on this side? We need to catch his physical form on the other side.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because we can catch him here and then he'll just stay here.

Cristina: Yep. Yep. Okay. Yeah, we do have to. But I was thinking about the creatures. You said that they are always there.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And never here. But I'm wondering if even though they might have. You know how I have to go back to us as humans. We might have been some creature before adrenochrome came to our ancestors. And then somehow we came to be. And what if that's their story? Like they might not have come here for adrenochrome, but maybe someone in their past.

Jack: So your argument is there's nothing native.

Cristina: No.

Jack: The Shadow Realm minus Adrenochrome is empty.

Cristina: Yes. Like, those are just babies of things that came here, came back over there, and then they're just stuck there because they're. They don't need it. Like their ancestor. Like we don't need it.

Jack: Problematic things like angels. And are we to assume angels are just also people who changed differently? Maybe the Neanderthals who took the f****** thing and then evolved to be these f****** things? What do we say about, like, reapers that are native to that realm?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Were they some other s*** on this side took it, went to that side and figured out they don't need it anymore? Are angels feral? Are reapers feral? Like, I don't know.

Cristina: It's complicated. I don't know.

Jack: So the problem is we didn't really investigate much into the Shadow Realm. We Got the surface data.

Cristina: So yeah, do more research.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Before we get in there, deep dive.

Jack: Into the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Maybe we can go through Yu Gi oh to find out Yu Gi oh.

Jack: Has the, the, the cards that are sent that'll send our souls there or whatever the f***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How the f*** does that work?

Cristina: I don't know. The Shadow Realm is connected somehow to.

Jack: Yu Gi oh, bro.

Cristina: To Yu Gi oh.

Jack: Duel monsters.

Cristina: Yes. Are probably a lot like the monsters you would find in the shroud.

Jack: You tell me. I could find the blue eyes white dragon and a red eyes black dragon.

Cristina: You could find an angel maybe.

Jack: I mean maybe. Right. Like f*** it, like what's. Fair enough, fair enough. I mean every other bullshit that anybody's ever thought of turned out real. So like whatever. I guess there's probably a Red eyes black. That's badass. I could just catch. So that means like a pokeball is probably real.

Cristina: In the Shadow Realm.

Jack: In the Shadow Realm. We don't need to even invent one. We just need to find it. Yeah, maybe that's a lie. Maybe that was just a fantasy. But we can still invent it in theory and then go catch instead of. I mean it'd be cool to still have a wedge edge and a winningo, but like, I much rather have like a red eyes black dragon. That's hardcore. Or God, it's a stupid looking f****** groundhog. I don't really care much for God.

Cristina: But that'd be crazy. You throw a ball, he comes out, everyone's confused because it's just a groundhog.

Jack: But he has the power to destroy everything.

Cristina: Exactly. He just snaps his finger, they disappear.

Jack: And for whatever reason, the only power he doesn't have is the ability to defeat normal groundhog problems.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Including cages.

Cristina: Yes. So yeah, that sounds right.

Jack: Yeah. I think I'd rather have a Wendigo because could we build technology that could mind control God? He is still a demigod.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So like he's not impossible, but like.

Cristina: That'S why we need anything.

Jack: The huge problem here's problem, we need God to get to the cat people. The cat gods and their technology is then going to allow us to create tech to bring Wash God.

Cristina: Oh, it's.

Jack: We need one for the other no matter what.

Cristina: Yeah, okay. But we still have to understand their technology and whether it's actually technology or is it actual magic.

Jack: I mean, at this point it's probably just technology. It's completely possible. Adrenochrome got into the mix way long ago, created these hyper intelligent cat people. The Same way that later happened to us.

Cristina: And cockroach people.

Jack: Probably cockroach people. And apparently maybe just the theory, but the rabbit people inside the Death Star.

Cristina: Yes. I think this all. It checks out.

Jack: This checks out. Yeah. This is totally making sense. You know, all the pieces fall together.

Cristina: And so we gotta go into the.

Jack: Shadow Realm to get God. Interesting. Fascinating.

Cristina: Like, the person who's talking to Yu Gi. Oh, what is he? Is he an angel?

Jack: He is actually in the Shadow Realm, I think.

Cristina: Yeah, but what is he in the shadow Realm?

Jack: He's the spirit of a pharaoh.

Cristina: Dead people, man.

Jack: The Shadow Realm works a real way in that show, doesn't it? Yeah, he's the spirit of a guy who had, like, mystical powers.

Cristina: Ghosts can be in the shadow Realm?

Jack: Well, no. You're supposed to have taken adrenochrome so that when you die, you cross over to the shadow Realm. Oh.

Cristina: And he might have.

Jack: Okay, might have.

Cristina: We gotta go and check out that show then. Yes. I think that show will give us answers.

Jack: You think that show gives us answers? Yes, definitely. It would probably.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Tells us a lot. The fact that there was anybody in the shadow Realm and people were being sent to the shadow Realm and everybody had to participate in some sort of thing. A ritual of sorts.

Cristina: Exactly. You think they were drinking blood? I bet blood is involved.

Jack: I think blood is everything. Blood is life at this point.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. We're gonna find that out. We gotta rewatch Yu Gi. Oh, no, we don't. But we gotta research Yu Gi. Oh, for sure.

Jack: The weird thing is, which I don't understand. If Adrenochrome led apes to become humans. See, why does humans taking Adrenochrome not change us to something else?

Cristina: I thought they turned us into vampires or zombies.

Jack: It does. You're right.

Cristina: You got two results. I think zombies is if we stop taking it, and vampires if we continue taking it.

Jack: Interesting. Yeah, you're totally right. Which then brings up the next question. So we're a vampire. And we consume however much. So vampire is one of the milestones to becoming God.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So that there's no end. No, you'll continue to change.

Cristina: Yeah. Because that once you're a vampire, you have the ability to start transforming to other things.

Jack: I don't mean like shapeshift.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I mean, like, how long does a vampire take Adrenochrome for before no longer a vampire.

Cristina: Oh, I don't know.

Jack: But. Because it looks like we can follow this line for everything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, so we get a werewolf. Well, we get a wolf becomes werewolf. Becomes a win thingo or wet judge.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, like there's a line and.

Cristina: Then it becomes something else eventually.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There is in Shinto and what was the other? Not Native American spiritualism, but something similar to that where there are spirit beasts, giant animal, like God, like creatures that protect areas. That sounds like a God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That came through a animal.

Cristina: You don't know what that's from. How are you gonna do research on that?

Jack: No, I don't know. I could. I'll look it up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I know Shinto has a lot of that going on, spirit beasts and stuff like that. But I know that there's a specific belief system.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That has, like, giant spirit animals guarding, like, the woods or the lakes and like that.

Cristina: That does sound like Shinto, though.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: Find that research, because that sounds like something that took a lot of adrenochrome. Never died to cross over, but kept taking adrenochrome and maybe transcended into the next thing.

Cristina: Yes, that could be it. Yep. Yep.

Jack: Which means God is where everything lands Long enough.

Cristina: Yeah. As long as they don't die.

Jack: As long as they don't die. It's just hard to live really long without some factor or another killing you.

Cristina: Or maybe even killing yourself. I don't know.

Jack: Or running out of a supply of adrenochrome.

Cristina: Or that. Yeah.

Jack: And then that making you feral.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That sending you to madness.

Cristina: Yep. Yeah. There's so many different ways it can go.

Jack: Yeah. It's kind of crazy.

Cristina: Right. Then now we have two things we gotta check out.

Jack: Yeah. We gotta go look at the Shadow Realm and see if we can find Jehovah in his real home.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Should be some sort of similar looking, but oddly different location from his home over here when he does manifest.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: The Shadow Realm looks like a copy of over here.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But also not simultaneously. So it should. We will know where to go look in Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Yes. That place.

Jack: And then finding out what belief system it is that has these beasts that seem to just be godlike versions of normal animals.

Cristina: Mm. And in Yu Gi. Oh. Wasn't there angels?

Jack: No.

Cristina: There wasn't a card where the person looked like an angel.

Jack: Oh. I mean, the cards are.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I mean.

Jack: There was kind of everything. It was like a sentient clock.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That's like Pokemon.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I mean, all that s*** is weird. There's a bunch of. There's Dark Magician. Was he just a magician who crosses the Shadow Realm and now goes by dark?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You know, maybe. Man, are those cards based on f****** real things?

Cristina: Yes. We gotta check that out. That's part of the research that we gotta check out.

Jack: That's fair. I'm down.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anyways, we're running out of time and. Yeah. So hopefully we can get those things done. Go into shadow realm, find Jehovah, throw a party. Throw a party?

Cristina: Yeah. With all the different people. What with Dave and Ish.

Jack: Oh, yeah. That's further down the line. Precedent is taken. By going to shadow Room, finding Jehovah and finding out what belief system was talking about, what seems to be animals have transcended through a dream to come all the way to God levels. Yes, that's useful.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hopefully also my voice heals so that I can talk normal. And next time I'll just make a subhuman deal with the f****** groundhog or whatever other f****** creature, because that's annoying and I can't talk.

Cristina: Well, that'd be crazy.

Jack: If another groundhog bites you, that'd be crazy. It has to be radioactive and, like, give me some power.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, man. I want to dig. Cool.

Cristina: You dig with your teeth.

Jack: That'd be dope. Although I don't think they do that, but yeah. No, I want to dig. Awesome. Or stop biting me. Groundhogs. And I want to be a God, which is why we got to get God to bite me or whatever. But he's gonna first bite subhumans because.

Cristina: Let'S see what that to people who.

Jack: Have the best immune system in the universe. Anyways, if you guys like this conversation, other conversations like this, you could find them anywhere. You know, we have a bunch of stuff like that talking about God as a groundhog, actually how we got to the conclusion that he was a groundhog and all this. And originally when we were talking about groundhogs and adrenochrome in the Shadow Realm. And the Shadow Realm and the creatures from within the shadow Realm, there's a little bit of everything. We. We're building the big picture now. Yes, that's what we're doing. We're bringing all the separate pieces now. We're building the puzzle. If you guys want to find all that stuff, you can find it on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok at discount Vopod.

Jack: Yes. And also remember to subscribe and rate and review the show if you feel so inclined.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it?

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is very important. And now you know that God is part of the shadow realm. Somebody might want to know that. Maybe you have some religious friends who are very in their religion, and you want them to know the truth. So you're gonna go every Sunday to their door, knock on the door and tell them, have you heard about Shadow Christ?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Do you want to let shadow Christ into your heart?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You can do that. All. All. All day, Every day.

Cristina: All day, Every day on Sunday.

Jack: All day, every day on Sunday. You knock on the door, be like, let shadow Christ into your heart.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they're gonna close the door because they think you're trolling, and you're gonna be like, this is what it feels like. Stop showing up in my f****** house every Sunday. Hit him right back. We're hurt.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: The other day, I was thinking. I don't know what the made me think about this, but I was thinking about painting where the roadrunner. So it's the roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And Wile E. Coyote paints a replica of the mountains behind them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then he puts the painting in the way of the road so that the roadrunner slams into the painting that's painted on. No, it's a road.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's like a steel brick or a brick wall or something he made with the painting on it, thinking that thing is gonna run into the wall and knock itself out. But then it just runs up the road in the painting.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then the coyote looks around at it, and he's like, what the f***? And then he tries to run into it and he just hits the brick.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I'm like. And I'm like, that's kind of meta, not just. Not meta. It's weird. It's. They were thinking about this sort of psychedelic psychology long before that was normal.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: It's like it's both reality and not.

Cristina: The roadrunner's reality isn't. What's it. The coyote's reality?

Jack: I mean, they share reality. I'm saying the. The distinction of the painting and the rest of the world. There's some sort of aspect there that's weird because he did run into the painting. And I'm like, what thought did the. Right. Did the creator have that the artist have when he came up with that? And how meta must you be thinking to imagine a drawing in which there's another drawing with a creature running into it from the first drawing. That's meta as f***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's complicated. And that just makes it part of the story.

Cristina: That's very strange. He travels through. He's like a time traveler, in a way. Those things could be real places.

Jack: But here's the. Here's a point. Even if it's not, it's not. It could be a real place, but that itself is not. That's the coyote's rendering.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that's not a location that exists anywhere but in the coyote's mind. So then the question is that the Roadrunner run into the coyote's mind? Well, not really. But like, this universe he made up became a real reality to the Roadrunner.

Cristina: Yes. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister. With social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling: 148 Catholic Adrenochrome

Why are most of the listeners of the show from England? Why are most people from England Catholic? Why do Catholics love drinking blood? Are priests the primary blood drinkers? IS the blood they have been drinking from the children they spend private time with? The duo takes on some of the darker truths of Catholicism and tries to get to the bottom of how most of the JCP listeners are British. What is discovered in the process is something no one could have imagined!

Rambling: 148 Catholic Adrenochrome

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Cancer
  • Fight Club
  • Vampire Jesus
  • Broken English
  • Time Travel Seamlessness
  • Christian Wars
  • Catholic Caused Genocide
  • Drinking Blood
  • Immortality
  • Child Blood
  • Gods & Adrenochrome
  • How to Make a God
  • Groundhog Powers
  • Subhumans

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to inform somebody of this show at gunpoint if you can, and get them to listen by force. The good old American way. America.

Cristina: Not with guns.

Jack: Why not?

Cristina: Why? Why?

Jack: What if they don't have our largest. Well, actually, the biggest part of our audience is a British, not a Merrickin.

Cristina: You think they don't have guns?

Jack: I'm more concerned about, like, what the f*** is wrong with people listening to this? I was thinking about this the other day. Like, who listens to us?

Cristina: Who listens to us?

Jack: Like, British people.

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: Yes. The vast majority of our listeners are.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: It's like, half is British and then like. Like a quarter is eastern American. Like the east coast and then scattered throughout. It's like, what the f*** happened in f****** England?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why are you listening to us?

Cristina: We're giving them a slice of life of America.

Jack: Yeah. Wow. Are we the example of what American life is to these?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because it's like. No, it's way more f***** than what we do.

Cristina: We talk about.

Jack: Yeah. Americans don't think this hard. Megas. Don't think America. It's about, you know, I, like, I. I'm not gonna wear a mask because I need a haircut. That's America summed up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I'm not gonna wear a mask because I need a haircut logic. So I don't know what the f*** happened. They're like the. Now we're a bad example of what being American is. I mean, I guess the no given aspect.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're not like, I don't know, they were emotionally repressed.

Cristina: Is that true?

Jack: I mean, it's a joke that they tell themselves about themselves.

Cristina: It's a stereotype.

Jack: It's a stereotype, but one they joke about. About being emotionally repressed, and we help them with that.

Cristina: How? I don't know where. They're therapists.

Jack: We all.

Cristina: We.

Jack: We're not helping them be more emotionally repressed. We're helping them be less emotional.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They live vicariously through us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But we're not emotional. We might be feeding the problem.

Cristina: Okay, well, you're helping them by peer pressuring them in the beginning of the.

Jack: Episode to do something violent, social. Something social. Got you. Yes, yes. Go interact. Got you, got you, got. And then I recon reaffirm it at the end of the show.

Cristina: Exactly. So there's something.

Jack: Because, like, if we think about it, Right. We use the fact that when we look at the. The viewer list or whatever, it's the viewer. They're watching us. Cameras are on the walls, man. No, but the. The vast majority of the listeners are in England. Right. And so we think about that, and we're like. We're basically telling a bunch of British people to go do violent acts primarily to get people to come listen to the show. It's a show about getting you to listen to the show. It's become meta.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Every episode, as of late, Maybe the last 15, 20 episodes, are about telling the listener how to get somebody to listen to this show and then kind of describing the circumstance.

Cristina: Yes. We actually go through the adventure of a listener.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Who's trying to convince other people to listen to the show.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. And like, semantically, we get sometimes even metaphysical, just trying the. To elaborate in depth on how to listen to the show.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's pretty meta. It's a show about listening to the show.

Cristina: Yes. If you need help with that. I don't know.

Jack: Why.

Cristina: Why would we go that far?

Jack: Because they need to get somebody else to listen to the show. For what? So that we can tell that next person how to get someone else to listen to the show. It's a sort of infinite loop.

Cristina: Yes. Although I guess we're a lot like that. The tape from that horror movie where you have to watch it before. You have to get someone else to watch it before seven days or you die.

Jack: Yeah. Except in this case, you have to get somebody to listen before the cancer kills you. Otherwise your life was in vain.

Cristina: Yep. That's pretty much something, I guess.

Jack: Pretty much. Yeah. You got, like, 10 years. It's fine.

Cristina: Yeah, it's like.

Jack: It's way better than seven days. Hey, man, you got more than seven days. Like, you got cancer. Cancer is not our fault. We're not really sure what's happening there.

Cristina: I think it's from those inexpensive. What is it? Wasn't there a tape thing that you're sending people?

Jack: Oh, my.

Cristina: It was Spy Club.

Jack: You think the vcr.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: With the cassette tape.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That has the show recorded on it, by the way. It's a vcr. And the show is not on camera. So you're just getting like.

Cristina: But it looks like Fight Club where it is Fight Club.

Jack: Well, it's. They get Fight Club every time as well.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So they get Fight Club, and they get the latest episode of the show, but they only get the VCR the first time.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: After they subscribe.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So I guess the episode is audio recorded over Fight Club, so you're technically getting a Fight Club the movie every time with Fight Club audio.

Cristina: Because I feel like we keep sending them Fight Club. Like, we don't stop sending them.

Jack: No, no, no. They get Fight Club every time. So you're saying that the Fight Club episodes they're getting. I mean, the Fight Club additional Fight Club movies are getting. Are the show recorded over the Fight Club. Fight Club. So it's still Fight Club the movie visuals.

Cristina: Or it might just be like, Fight Club. You first have to watch the whole movie of Fight Club, and then at the credit scene, you get to listen to our podcast.

Jack: There's an hour of credits.

Cristina: Maybe. I don't know how long the credits are. Maybe it's just black. And then you hear our podcast.

Jack: Well, I'm thinking you just listen to the podcast over the visuals of Fight Club. So Fight Club the movie is playing as you're watching. Watching as you're watching, and you're hearing us over it.

Cristina: Whether we can do that on YouTube. Just figure out how to put the fight club movie 1.

Jack: To any of our British listeners who've never seen Fight Club, begin your dystopian future by watching Fight Club.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then proceed to dub one of our episodes over the audio of Fight Club so that it's Fight Club with your favorite episode of Just Conversation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then tell us where we could go watch that, because it'll be great.

Cristina: Well, beside. Well, we are sending them these things, but I'm just wondering if that's where the cancer is coming from.

Jack: They're getting the cancer from the cassette?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: No, they get the cancer from listening to us.

Cristina: But how? That's the question. Like, what is happening? It's not like 5G or something?

Jack: No, no, no. Or maybe it is because. Because the idea is something about my. And your voice. It's our voices through the microphones coming out of their speaker or whatever causes them to get cancer.

Cristina: But it's our voices.

Jack: It's our voices. Some combination of our. It might be because we're clones, I don't know.

Cristina: But wasn't. Huh? Was it happening when we were alive?

Jack: No, maybe not. No. I don't I doubt it. I think this. I think, according to the lore of just conversation, it happened after the original died.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But not entirely sure, but somebody could let us know.

Cristina: But. Okay, so if that's the case, then we're doing it somehow. It's coming from us.

Jack: Our voices, I'm assuming. Maybe that's my. That's my theory. They're getting the cancer from our voices coming through the speaker.

Cristina: But then Dave is a clone too, right?

Jack: Yes. So he probably. Yeah, yeah. He's passing cancer everywhere. If that's the case.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: He's just giving everybody cancer.

Cristina: Are you gonna let him know that?

Jack: He probably knows.

Cristina: How do you find out. How do you even find out your listeners have cancer? Is that in the data that.

Jack: Yes, exactly. That's exactly how I found out. The same way I found out about.

Cristina: How much listeners are from English.

Jack: Yes. It tells us. For whatever reason, because Facebook, we recently established that Facebook gives us everybody's data all the time. And so I have everybody's medical records, and then I cross reference the medical records with our listener records, and then I get the listeners, and they all have cancer.

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: Boom.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You see? Logic. It makes sense. That's how we know. I totally. Yes.

Cristina: We got it through Facebook.

Jack: Through Facebook and Google.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They work together. It's all the same s***. There's. If we could go high up enough. There's no difference between those two things. There's some other, like, dude telling them what to do. The same guy. Nevertheless, they both respond to the same dude, who's just some guy in, like, a shady robe. Looks like f****** the dark Sith Lord or some s***. You know, dark room surrounded by candles and a bunch of f******.

Cristina: Wearing a mask.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Even though everyone knows who he is.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: When you're up there, you're like. You're. You know who he is.

Jack: Yeah. He wears it just because it's cool or whatever. It's edgy. In a freaking, like, chamber somewhere underground or at the top of a crazy tall tower and a floating island or some s*** where there's f******. He's surrounded in this chamber by, like, naked ladies. No, not naked ladies. Adrenochrome. It's a river of, like, adrenochrome around him. Because he's also really f****** old. And I guess he's been running society for, like, most of time or some. Just keeps taking adrenochrome. He's the original. Like, the original virgin sacrifice was to him or whatever the. Well, to whoever the pretended to be Jesus that's that guy.

Cristina: He's that guy.

Jack: He's like, I got religion to take over and I got adrenochrome. Cuz people sacrificed all the way from back then when they didn't know that I was going to pretend to be Jesus. And he gave me a goat. And then he killed his brother cuz his brother had like a ball of lettuce or some s***.

Cristina: Jesus was about sharing his blood, not about taking your blood.

Jack: But that's who. Those are the leaders. Now, like Mark Zuckerfucker has been around an eternity as well. Because he drank Jesus blood and became a vampire, just like Jesus.

Cristina: Okay, wait, he drank vampire blood?

Jack: Jesus is a vampire? He's the first vampire.

Cristina: He's the first vampire.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Something was keeping him alive for very long.

Cristina: Yes. Adrenochrome.

Jack: Probably Adrenochrome. And then there was a tipping point where he became super duper mega awesome.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And now his blood is the strongest, most potent adrenochrome. And he can make other hymns. Not really him, but you know, he can make other people be immortal and s***. By giving them the blood.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then those people, the twelve apostles of which one is whoever the f***, the guy who runs Google and I don't know why that's not like information. We know more offhand, but we all know Zucker F*****.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And Bezos.

Cristina: Maybe his name is as interesting.

Jack: Maybe. Probably. Like if I heard it, I thought.

Cristina: They both have Z's in their names.

Jack: Right? And like the people who run the world in every aspect. Right. So like the Queen is also for British listeners making references they know, you know, we're on the pulse.

Cristina: What's her name? Elizabeth.

Jack: Elizabeth, yeah.

Cristina: Oh, there's a Z. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Okay.

Jack: How many names can we think of with a Z?

Cristina: Not many. Not many.

Jack: Zoe, Elizabeth, Zach.

Cristina: How many of those do you know?

Jack: Xena. No, that's a X.

Cristina: That's an X.

Jack: Why does X like a Z sometimes? And other times it sounds like a. Why is xylophone not with a Z?

Cristina: I know, the rules change. I don't know. It sounds like a Z in front of things. Sounds like X behind things. No.

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: I don't know. Why is it a Z at the. Just f****** replace it with a Z. I don't know what happened to English, man. We should all just learn Korean. It's way more straightforward.

Cristina: Because that's just about sound. Yeah.

Jack: So much more so in such an intelligent, well thought out language. Not like f****** English. That just had random s*** picked up from random f****** areas. And then the worst part is it somehow became the most popular language. So all the other languages are slowly f****** up by borrowing words from English and just turning their languages into s*** because our words didn't make sense to begin with.

Cristina: Our words never made sense.

Jack: Nope.

Cristina: Ugh. And then the language we borrowed, French, like, none of that makes sense. That's alien language.

Jack: How are we like, 60% Latin with Germanic characters using primarily, like, out of that, 60% Latin, like, 40% is French. What the f***?

Cristina: I know.

Jack: The h*** is going on?

Cristina: I don't know. These are definitely not pronouncing it the way they would.

Jack: H*** no. We're already making weird sounds. The problem is a bunch of people from England came to the United States, stole a bunch of French words and pronounced it with latent transferred, morphed, and edited American accent. Accent, which is a derivative of British English. And it's like, what?

Cristina: What?

Jack: Like what?

Cristina: Languages? Accents, though.

Jack: Accents for days.

Cristina: There's too many.

Jack: It's all the English fault.

Cristina: It's all the English fault.

Jack: Yeah. They came over here. You. It's the fault of most of our listeners. They came to the US and they were like, I'm gonna say a hard R from now on. It's like, why? And then I'm gonna take a bunch of French words and throw it in the pot. And then when people from the America where we were frying English go back to England, we're gonna steal American words and just stir the pot and just mix it up a little more and it's more confusing.

Cristina: Yes. Why would you do that?

Jack: I don't know. We do what we do to you guys planning? I mean, I guess you are us, but what like, what you do? Why do you do this to the rest of the world? Trying to learn English.

Cristina: We should stop trying to learn English.

Jack: English is based on Latin, right? Well, no, Latin is some Latin, Germanic, whatever. German.

Cristina: Let's go back to Latin.

Jack: Back to Latin.

Cristina: That's too complicated.

Jack: Is it, though?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Everything else came from that. I don't know. That's a deadass language.

Cristina: Exactly. Like, whatever they're saying is Latin now is probably not Latin.

Jack: Like, this isn't even English anymore.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What was English, and what is now is some other s***.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yeah.

Jack: We're still calling it English because we haven't, like, thought of a new name.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But it's kind of not English.

Cristina: We can never tell when the changing point is anyway of when does it stop sounding Old.

Jack: Exactly, exactly. It just needs to be a point that somebody has, like a weird revelation and they're like, what the f***? If I play English from then it's different.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: No, we can't call it old Old English. This must be something different. From now on, I must say, it's this.

Cristina: We'll just continue saying it's English and.

Jack: Just rename the past. S***.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Well, that's old English. Well, no, that's old Old English. Well, that's old, Old Old English.

Cristina: We should just stick to. It's all English.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense. Because if you were to grab somebody speaking English from like the 1700s, you'd be like, what the f*** are you saying?

Cristina: That is true.

Jack: But not English. But that was English.

Cristina: That was Exactly. And it didn't just go from that to this. It slowly morphed into this.

Jack: So it naturally shaped. So we need to make.

Cristina: So it's still English.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: It's like the baby and an old man.

Jack: Like they're not the same, but they are.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Fair, fair. Like gradually. He wasn't just suddenly an old man.

Cristina: Yeah. It's a weird transformation, man.

Jack: It's weird how everything is gradual, though. Yes, that's strange. The arrow of time is weird because it's not like one panel, then the next, it's like. No, it's seamless.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's no this and that. It's just we're going through it gradually.

Cristina: Unless you had a time machine.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And then you would see.

Jack: No, here's interesting point you'd make, but from your point of view, it's still seamless.

Cristina: It still seems.

Jack: Yes. A time machine couldn't work if you had a cut to black in the middle because you couldn't control where you're going. So it would work like this. Think of the time machine, right? The guy walks into the time machine. If he had a watch inside that time machine and looked at it, it's still moving at normal pace on his wrist. It's outside the time machine that everything is moving rapidly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Not only that, from inside the time machine, you're just watching it move at rapid pace. It's not, I'm here, I'm there. It's in order or reverse order, but it's still seamless. There's no, well, here's the black part, and now here's where the rest of it continues. That never happens ever at all. There's never experience of nothingness. It never happened. There's no between the panels. So Even with a time machine, it's still now. It's just now back then.

Cristina: It's now back then.

Jack: Yes. It's still his now. He got. He walked. Okay, this is a ten minute event.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's walking in. It takes him two minutes to walk from his house to the time machine in his way far backyard. And he gets into the time machine. Two minutes pass by. Now he's in that time machine for, let's say, six minutes. Right? He's in that time machine for six minutes. So he walks the time machine, two minutes go by. He got in the time machine. Now he didn't just reality didn't cut out. Now he hits some buttons within this time, you know, and starts slowly speeding up. And time starts going backwards faster and faster and faster and faster. But he sees it gradually speed up. He can witness the experiences happening in reverse order or whatever. And then as he's getting there, starts slowing down, slowing down, slowing down. And then he turns off the machine. And then he walks out of the machine. And it takes him two minutes to get to his house. A week ago. Right. From his point of view, that is still now, even if, time wise, it was a week ago. He didn't blink back to a week ago. He's still aging forward and perceiving time forward as he's moving backward. So there's no cut in seamlessness to him. He has to traverse space even if time is in reverse.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And there's no cut in space perception.

Cristina: So what is he seeing when he's in the machine?

Jack: He's just seeing the inside of the machine.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Which is still moving at normal pace. Even if he had a watch on his arm and looked at the time, it's moving at normal pace. And when he got out, if he doesn't get out exactly the same minute from a week ago, the clock is gonna be not in sync. Because the clock wasn't moving backwards on his. The watch isn't moving backwards on his wrist.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So it's all seamless. Even his bubble of time, while everything around him is changing, is seamless. As he's looking out and seeing a change, and as he's inside, there's no I have left space.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then things change. But that's also why time travel would be impossible. Because space and time are one thing. It's space time. So you could not exit time to move space.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: And you could not exit space to move time.

Cristina: What could do something like that?

Jack: Nothing. They're the same thing.

Cristina: You have to be outside of space and time already.

Jack: Yeah. You have to be outside both or you're in both at the same time. Because you can't be out of place without being there at a time. It's impossible. And you can't be at a time without being there at a place.

Cristina: Can't really travel.

Jack: It's impossible. Time travel is impossible minus our time machine.

Cristina: Besides our time machine.

Jack: Besides our time machine. But our time machine does not. Our time machine breaks seamlessness.

Cristina: How?

Jack: Because it's more like a wormhole, I'm assuming.

Cristina: How does the wormhole break anything?

Jack: Because when we get into the time machine, there's no. Everything is moving in reverse. We hit a button and boof, we're there. It just moves us to that space and time. It does not remove us from space.

Cristina: We're still traveling from space and time, though.

Jack: I don't know. That doesn't make sense. Right, because that's complicated. If you think of how space time is affected. Could. It's. It would be impossible in any aspect, right?

Cristina: Yeah. Like if we're gonna go forward, that means. I don't know. I don't know. Because it would be like the time machine. We wouldn't really be moving. We'd be where we are.

Jack: Well, no, he's moving in the time machine. This. The problem with it is that somehow, and this doesn't make any sense, he did manage to stop space, but move time. But in reality that wouldn't work.

Cristina: No, no, no.

Jack: Because if the machine is on Earth moving with Earth's rotation because he got out at the same spot that he got in, then the machine must be affected by time itself because it's moving with the planet. The planet's rotation can affect.

Cristina: If we could have a machine that's also a spaceship, then can it be a space time machine?

Jack: What about the space inside of the machine? You're. You'd have to. You'd have to witness nothing in that time. You have to cut to black because you couldn't physically be anywhere because you left time. And if you're affected by time. Well, if you're affected by space, you're affected by time problem.

Cristina: So you're gonna age. No, but. Yeah. I don't know.

Jack: Although the most practical way would be a spaceship because what doesn't happen in the time machine, which is giant f****** loophole, is the planet is still moving.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It would just not be there. And it's moving so fast. In a galaxy that's moving well in a star system that's moving so fast in A galaxy that's moving so fast.

Cristina: It doesn't matter because. Yeah, you would still age no matter what, though. Like, if you were to travel a hundred years in the future, you'll be 100 years older. Like, there's no separating you from space and time.

Jack: Well, that's what the argument. Right. Like the argument would be, somehow you removed yourself from space and time. But what the f*** does that mean? Yeah, because if you moved space. Well, you move the time of space forward. Where are you?

Cristina: Yes, where are you?

Jack: Where are you?

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know.

Jack: It's weird. You shouldn't be able to see it happening, because that means you're there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he could. He could see it happening.

Cristina: So that means he's aging. But he's what stops him from aging.

Jack: Yeah, well, he is aging, but he's aging at normal rate.

Cristina: What if he was a vampire?

Jack: No, no, no. He's aging at normal rate. He's in the ship, aging at a normal pace. However long, every second is a second long. In a normal second time span, even if outside the second time is moving faster in the machine, somehow it's not. So he isolated a pocket of time.

Cristina: And space in the machine.

Jack: In the machine. But then where the f*** is a machine? And why didn't you. Like, when the machine stopped, why didn't you immediately suffocate? Because you're not even in the galaxy anymore.

Cristina: Yeah, I don't. Yes.

Jack: If the machine is moving with the planet, and the planet is moving with the star, and the star is moving with the galaxy, and space is stretching all around it, you are so far from the next thing.

Cristina: What if the machine is attached to the Earth, though? Does that not change anything?

Jack: Well, then the machine is in space, which means it's also in time. So you should be aging with it.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Which means you're just moving normal speed because you're feeling. You're just sitting there watching a normal day go by, huh? Because you're part of time space.

Cristina: No, that doesn't work.

Jack: Yeah, it doesn't. I don't know how our time machine works. It does. I don't know.

Cristina: How does.

Jack: I could not tell you how we're breaking the laws of reality. Anyways, that guy who runs everything.

Cristina: Which guy were we talking about?

Jack: The guy who runs Facebook.

Cristina: And above that, right?

Jack: Yeah. He's the dude above all that. He also runs a queen and he's in a chamber filled with adrenochrome. He's also Jesus. Same guy.

Cristina: Okay. Vampire Jesus.

Jack: Vampire Jesus. Which there's an episode about, I'm pretty sure about Vampire Jesus.

Cristina: Okay, so what about vampire Jesus?

Jack: Well, he runs the world. I'm not sure what my point was, but yeah, he runs the world. We know he's the guy above all of it.

Cristina: Where.

Jack: Because the argument was that we got the cancer information from Facebook that is cross referenced with Google somehow and the whatever data, because that's Google is really where we're getting the data of who the listeners are. And then Facebook is where we're getting the data of who has cancer because we get everybody's records because Facebook just readily sells it to us.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then we cross reference those things and we find out that our listeners have cancer. And then all of that is allowed because the guy above them both who is also the same dude who runs the world and gives the queen her immortality is Jesus the vampire. Because you know, Trina, Chrome and people.

Cristina: Don'T know this, but Jesus has a Z in his name.

Jack: Yes, he does. Yes, he does.

Cristina: One of those S's aren't isn't an.

Jack: S and there's no S's in his name. It's J U B E Z. No, it's J E, B U Z.

Cristina: J E B U Z U Z. Jebus Jeebus.

Jack: Okay, Jeebus Christ. So the text got it wrong.

Cristina: Alright.

Jack: It's a messed up in translation.

Cristina: Does the text even say that? The text doesn't say that.

Jack: What, his name?

Cristina: Yeah, Jesus is mentioned as Jesus. I thought someone told us that his name was Michael or something.

Jack: No, it's Emmanuel. And the guy named Jesus and the guy named Emmanuel are two different people.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But somehow the guy named Jesus managed to successfully convince everybody who already knew biblically his name was gonna be Emmanuel. He's like, that guy's me. And then everybody was like, oh yeah, right, right, right. Totally.

Cristina: Oh. So the prophecies said Emmanuel would be the next Messiah. Messiah. Yeah.

Jack: And then this Jesus guy came and he said, nah, it's me.

Cristina: Oh. And that worked.

Jack: And that worked.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And he was. Emmanuel was only mentioned once.

Cristina: Okay. So it's very forgettable.

Jack: It's very forgettable. And then this other guy's like, no, I'm that guy. And they're like, oh s***, he's that guy. He said it.

Cristina: Guy was like, hey, but didn't they. Don't we know his name? And that's not his name.

Jack: I don't know how this happened, man. My bet is somehow the people who were conspiring to create Christianity around that time decided if we say it enough.

Cristina: People will believe it.

Jack: Yeah. And if we find all the text that has his name and f****** burn it and just say it's Jesus now.

Cristina: That probably worked.

Jack: It probably worked. We know. Come on. Catholics, Christians, all the versions of Christianity early. But then Catholics got real serious about the massacre and murder and, like, taking lives and burning people and f****** crucifixions and all this crazy s*** that, like, created it in the first place. And then they hypocritically started doing it as well. So. Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Murdering people.

Jack: Murdering people. The amount of genocide and murder that happened because Catholicism, which is a man.

Cristina: It's weird because that's not even, like, the main religion.

Jack: The main f******, like, a branch of some s***. And it became, like, the most powerful.

Cristina: Part of it because it's the darkest one.

Jack: Yeah, man. I know we've talked about this before, but it's just. It just trips me out that there's a religion that's like, we're gonna pretend to eat flesh and drink blood.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And drink the blood of our, like, Lord.

Cristina: Yeah, that's.

Jack: And we call him our Lord. He's our Lord. And we're gonna pretend to drink that blood because he told us to eat my flesh and drink my blood.

Cristina: That's why we kill for him.

Jack: Yo. And a lot of people have died for him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Crazy. And I'm like, no, it's perfectly fine.

Cristina: Yeah, we've gone to other countries and saying we're gonna convert them. And those people weren't converted.

Jack: No, they were murdered. And then we settled there, and we're like, yeah, yeah, we converted. We went. Failed to convert them, killed them, inhabited the area in which we murdered and said they were converted because now that land has our religion.

Cristina: Exactly. That's how it works.

Jack: Ah, conversion.

Cristina: Yeah, that's exactly kind way to say we murdered.

Jack: Yeah, it really is. We converted that area. And then you go there and it's like, wow, they're all white. Yeah, all of them. Not one. Like, they went to some random Middle Eastern country. The only Middle Eastern country that's predominantly Christian, and you go to that one. Middle Eastern country, white.

Cristina: What Middle Eastern country is that?

Jack: I don't know. It's a theoretical country.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And it's just white.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Peace. That happened here, though.

Jack: Yeah. All natives. We were gonna talk them out of Native American spiritualism and teach them Christianity. Meanwhile, they're all white. They're just white. They turned white. If you. If you partake in Catholicism, your skin slow. The more Catholic you are, the Whiter your skin gets.

Cristina: Yes. Like the picture of Jesus.

Jack: Yes. Jesus was black a long time ago, but he got more and more Catholic and slowly got whiter and wider and his hair just got straighter over time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's amazing.

Cristina: Yeah. That's all religion does. Or I guess Catholic, Catholics.

Jack: Other parts of Christianity are a little more welcoming, but not Catholics. You almost have to be white.

Cristina: Yeah. That's how. That's the conversion story.

Jack: Yeah, that's how it happens, man.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's all thanks to vampire Jesus.

Cristina: Yes. I keep thinking, well, why did we get to vampire Jesus in the first place? I forgot.

Jack: Because Facebook. Because of Facebook and Google.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Who run by the same guy. And cancer. Yes. Which in theory, he could just cure, I'm assuming. If he's who you say he is.

Cristina: Probably.

Jack: But he can't. No, he's just a vampire.

Cristina: He's just a vampire.

Jack: He can't cure cancer.

Cristina: Well, if adrenochrome makes you smarter, maybe you could.

Jack: Adrenochrome cures cancer?

Cristina: Yeah, it could, man.

Jack: His blood probably cures cancer, doesn't it?

Cristina: Yeah. We need some of his blood.

Jack: Is he who runs Illuminati? Is that our boss?

Cristina: Probably. I don't know. If we end up dead and we get replaced.

Jack: You know what? That's crazy. Yeah. And think about that.

Cristina: But I don't think anyone would notice. I mean, we're clones now. Like, if that happens, we'll be clones. So we wouldn't even know.

Jack: Yeah. That's also weird. But me and Yu's light would be turned out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like the next clones here. Yeah. The listener wouldn't be able to tell the difference. It's seamless. From one point to the them, at least.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The next episode is by these people. But then again, we were fully aware that we were replacing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So the next clones would just flat out tell them that.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: Like, hey, we're the replacement. Because it turned out. It turned out vampire Jesus did run the Illuminati.

Cristina: He didn't like what we said. I thought. You're not saying anything bad, so I'm sure he's fine.

Jack: Yeah, we're not saying anything bad. We're saying he could cure cancer.

Cristina: Yes. Like, we're promoting him.

Jack: We're promoting Jesus blood. You should drink more Jesus blood. You should all convert to Catholicism.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Touch all the children and drink Jesus blood.

Cristina: And that's how you live forever.

Jack: That's how you live forever, man. You know what's. Let's be real.

Cristina: That's How? The priests. The priests were trying to live forever.

Jack: Priests were trying to live forever. They were.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They were.

Jack: But like, these old people who do seem to live forever and are filthy rich and kind of run the world, are always f****** the kids. Yeah, man. Something about f****** kids makes you immortal. I don't know what. I know what part. I don't want to find out.

Cristina: I know.

Jack: But I know that something about f****** a kid makes you immortal. Because everybody who's chasing immortality or has somehow achieved it has f***** a child and drank Jesus blood. They're all Catholic and they all f*** kids. That's the two whammies that equal immortality. The blood part, we get it. Adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yes, adrenochrome.

Jack: But also, somehow f****** a kid adds to your immortality. Or. Or you drink adrenochrome, you don't age more. But if you drink adrenochrome and then f*** a kid, you steal their youth.

Cristina: Oh, yes.

Jack: Or.

Cristina: Or I was thinking that the blood gets you, like, mate, turns you into a predator, so.

Jack: Well, no, this is. Wow. Actually, that could totally be the case. But different. Different take. Maybe. Maybe.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They're not f****** the kids. Maybe that's the f****** cover story. Because it's better than telling people we're getting the adrenal chrome from the kid's body and that's what gives us the youth.

Cristina: Yeah, that's. Yeah, yeah. I guess that would be worse if we found out they were.

Jack: Yeah, but like, they're drinking children blood, man. I'm just f****** kid, you know, send me to jail.

Cristina: No, but they end up dying if that's the truth too. Like, either way, they're f*** we.

Jack: What priest went to jail? What was his name? Right. So you could say that. And somehow the church is like, no, he was innocent. But if you say I drank. I killed and drank a kid's blood, or I was just slowly, like, siphoning.

Cristina: Blood off of a church's protection.

Jack: Yeah. Because the jer. The church is like, yes, kid f******. Okay, but kid blood drinking, bad, but not. Not really. But society will look further down on kid blood drinking than they would kid f******. So, like, the lesser of two evils. Let's say we're f****** the kids, not drinking the kids blood. And then we'll just deny it anyways.

Cristina: That's so horrible. It's all horrible. I guess that's better. I don't know. It's so, so bad. It's bad.

Jack: Yeah. And it's weird that this is where we landed, because one of the most Catholic countries in the world is England.

Cristina: No way.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Catholic.

Jack: Catholic.

Cristina: Are you positive?

Jack: Yes. England runs on Catholicism.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yep. There is heavy, heavy tradition there.

Cristina: How high? Maybe they know about this. That's why they're listening. They're like, you guys are on to.

Jack: Yeah, we're always hitting the. We're hitting it on the nose and they're like, yeah, s***'s always going on here. I got a kid in my basement right now. I've been siphoning some blood off of him for years.

Cristina: Please don't tell me about it.

Jack: He's like a teenager now. Yeah. Look, go in the comments below, Leave us a five star rating and tell us about the kids you got in your basement siphoning their blood on itunes.

Cristina: Do it on itunes.

Jack: On itunes. Yes.

Cristina: I feel like we. That's the only place we'll remember to check.

Jack: And Spotify.

Cristina: Would we check on Spotify? Can you check the comments on Spotify?

Jack: Dude, I have no idea how Spotify works.

Cristina: Maybe just do it on itunes because I don't know if we'd look on Spotify.

Jack: Who cares? Do it on both.

Cristina: Do it on both. Okay.

Jack: Leave us the same comment on both platforms.

Cristina: Okay, we'll try to look at both.

Jack: Yeah, well, we don't have to see it on both. If they leave it on Apple, we can just assume it's also on Spotify.

Cristina: Okay. Leave it for everyone else and then.

Jack: We'Ll make an episode where we read your comments about the children you have in your basement that you slowly siphon blood out of to be an immortal.

Cristina: Yep. Give us some stars with that too.

Jack: Yes. Five stars if you have a kid in your basement. But if you don't have a kid in your basement, you have to only give us five stars.

Cristina: Yes. And don't say anything.

Jack: Don't say anything. Don't leave a. No, I'll leave a review. Just say good. Good with a thumbs up emoji. Just say good with a thumbs up emoji.

Cristina: Yeah, we don't have children.

Jack: Yeah, well, they can't comment on an episode. I think. I think it's like a general kind of thing.

Cristina: But we would know, though, that they listened to this episode.

Jack: Yeah. Oh, s***. Should we choose an emoji per episode? Kind of like Sean Murray does for every no Man's sky dlc.

Cristina: Yeah. Ok. Thumbs up is this episode.

Jack: Yeah, Thumbs up is.

Cristina: Or the comment that you have children.

Jack: Yeah. Or. Or if you don't want to get caught, because I'm sure, like FBI is watching since f****** Apple doesn't give them their information. They're just watching comments and s***. You imagine some FBI agents job to scroll to comment to see where the pitas are, whatever. Yeah, so like if you don't want to get busted, they don't need to know. You don't have to be specific. Still leave us a five star rate.

Cristina: Say adrenochrome.

Jack: No, with the review. Just put the picture, the emoji of a kid.

Cristina: Oh my gosh.

Jack: Yeah, put a child emoji. Well, no, they're not f****** the kid. They're drinking their blood while trapping.

Cristina: Yes. And if you're not that person, just.

Jack: What was it do thumbs up.

Cristina: Thumbs up.

Jack: Thumbs up means you got no kids that you're siphoning blood off of. Kid emoji means you got a kid somewhere that you're siphoning blood off of for immortality sake.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I mean, look, let's be real. Somebody tells you, somebody tells you you can be immortal, you will never age, but you have to siphon blood off of a kid and drink it at least once a week. I'd rather die.

Cristina: I want to be like a real, like the vampire they show on TV where you can pick the age of your victim so it doesn't have to be a child.

Jack: So you can be like a teenager. Well, no, maybe people just. Maybe the age difference is what? Like you equal out at. Right. So you could pick age based on where you stand. Right. So if you're 30 and you pick like a 10 year old, then you land about 20. Right. But if you're at 30 and you pick a 20 year old, you land at about 25 of how you look and whatever, that's how like old you.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Recover to or whatever.

Cristina: Like what if you're an 80 or.

Jack: 80 year old, you get a 20 year old. Well, you got to hit the middle mark. Yeah. Do 80 minus 20 is 60 and then the middle point between 60 and 20 is 40. So you'd be about 40 if you're 80. That's pretty good.

Cristina: That's why they're sticking to you very young kids though. Because if you're 80 and you pick 10, how old are you?

Jack: Well then you only subtract 10. Oh wait, that doesn't work because you'd be older. Right.

Cristina: Well, okay, I was gonna see you.

Jack: Subtract 10 and then you find the middle point of that. But that doesn't work.

Cristina: No, no, no, no. He's the younger. You pick the younger. I guess.

Jack: Yeah, it should just be the middle point regardless of Subtraction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So the middle point of. No. Cuz. Yeah. I guess the older the first the kid is, the farther up the equal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Turns out to be. So. Yeah. The middle point between 10 and 80 would be 40.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Would that be 40? 50, like 45.

Cristina: Okay, maybe.

Jack: Yeah, I guess like 45 or some s*** like that. No, that would be the middle of 90. Right. Because you break, oh, I don't know, whatever, some, whatever. Throw some s*** at the middle. That's where you land.

Cristina: You're half, you're half your age.

Jack: Yeah. So you got to try to get adrenal. You got to try to start siphoning off of a kid pretty young in order to maintain that youngness you don't. Like. If you're 20 and you're feeding off of another 20 year old, you just stay 20.

Cristina: Which is fine because. Wait, what? Because the adrenochrome isn't just for staying young.

Jack: Yeah. It's for immortality.

Cristina: But don't you get powers and stuff?

Jack: Yeah, all that stuff comes along with it.

Cristina: Yeah. Like I want for that you got.

Jack: To keep drinking as a problem. So you need to. After you dry this one out. Yeah. Catch another 20 year old.

Cristina: Oh yeah. Man, being a vampire sucks.

Jack: Being a vampire kind of blows. Yeah. But then man, that's crazy. So there's real vampires.

Cristina: Yeah, but it's work.

Jack: It's. I mean if you're powerful and fast and hyper intelligent. Because the adrenochrome, it's like easy show up in a bus.

Cristina: Most of them are super rich, so they have people go scout. Kidnapping people.

Jack: They probably have like a clone thing of their own. They just clone the same people over and over from the original. Just drink their blood. People who can't afford that are the ones who are out there eating like the poor vampires. I don't have crazy guap laying around. I gotta go siphon blood directly. Break into somebody's house.

Cristina: So those are the ones that are gonna comment on us?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Unless you think some of those wealthy. I mean people with the coffee.

Jack: Maybe. Maybe there's some like filthy rich.

Cristina: Filthy rich. What is it? Child emoji and they.

Jack: And a dot and like dollar bills or the dollar sign. Kids and. But if it's not a kid, man. But the problem is it's always kids. That's really the problem. Right. It's always kids. Rarely is there like what we found a bunch of grown adults being held hostage in somebody's basement. So I was like a kid went missing like 15 years ago. We found them now as an adult in a f****** basement or some s***. Yeah, they f****** snatching up children.

Cristina: Well, shouldn't. Why?

Jack: Like, because it makes them younger?

Cristina: No. If they're growing up as adults, wouldn't their blood stop being mean? Anything?

Jack: Yeah, that's why they keep adding people over time. They're just like, well, I can't let you go now. You'll bust my operations.

Cristina: Oh, I guess.

Jack: But like, I'm not a bad guy. I just love adrenochrome.

Cristina: Kill them and bury them somewhere.

Jack: No, they're not bad people. They're just adrenochrome lovers. Are you. Are you trying to tell me that a priest has the capacity to be evil? Or maybe he just wants immortality. He's not evil. A priest can't be evil.

Cristina: He's a man of the cloth of immortality. Evil, then.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because God's not real. That's why they're doing this. Religion is entirely fabricated so that we can siphon people for blood. Well, at least Christianity.

Cristina: But the demigods are real.

Jack: Well, the demigods are just people who've had adrenochrome for very long.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: If we've established before God himself was just a demigod who had the probably adrenochrome of demigods.

Cristina: How did he do it?

Jack: It's less that story, Right. You go and you eat people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then you get so strong from people that you're kind of like a God. So then you start eating other gods.

Cristina: Until you run into Jesus.

Jack: Until you run into Jesus, who himself drank the blood of many, many, many, many, many, many gods. Then you drink Jesus blood. His blood is like your blood, but you've never had somebody's blood that's like your blood. You've had other God blood, but you've. You're the super mega God because you've had all the God blood. So now you got the super mega God blood. Mix it, you're super mega God blood, and then you become Jehovah. Now you're super. I don't even need adrenochrome anymore. I'm just everywhere.

Cristina: And then what? Then you die.

Jack: You go ahead and you create a universe with a bunch of people, and you have them. D***, did we crack it? Was that the solution? That was the solution we've been waiting to figure out. Like, how the dots connected on that one.

Cristina: Yes, that's why. But he also did it to make more of him.

Jack: Yeah, so that he can possibly drink the adrenochrome blood of that super omniscient God. That's what Jehovah wants. But it's so hard to get.

Cristina: So he's just looking for more blood.

Jack: He's. We know that he's trying to transcend to whatever the next thing is, but.

Cristina: We didn't know why.

Jack: But we didn't know why it's still about blood. You're human. Get adrenochrome, you become, you know. Superhuman.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then you have enough superhuman blood, you become demigod. You have enough demigod blood, you become omniscient God. You have enough omniscient God blood, you go to some s*** that we can't even fathom. Yeah, but Jehovah has not been able to. But with it, there's definitely a difference between Jesus and, like, Zeus. And I think Jehovah and Zeus are very similar. We just. Jehovah's way more mysterious and we don't know what it looks like. Yeah, but the idea is the same.

Cristina: He's probably a dude.

Jack: Yeah, just some guy. He likes being shady and hidden and secretive or whatever.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But, like, he's just like. Yeah, he looks like. Exactly. Just turns into earthly s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like, you're just a guy, bro. What if I lit that bush on actual fire?

Cristina: What if he was an animal in that bush? Like.

Jack: Like a giant gerbil, like in South Park.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like God turned out to be the weirdest creature.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I'm just a turtle or something.

Cristina: Crap. What's that creature that we asked to predict the weather?

Jack: You think he' the groundhog. You think the groundhog is like, Chuck from Supernatural is just some random s*** you wouldn't expect.

Cristina: Yes. That's too weird of a creature to give adrenochrome for that specific thing.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: It's too weird to be like, I'm blood, so you can tell me what the weather is gonna be like.

Jack: I don't think it happened in that order. I think it got a hold of blood by accident.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then you know, any. Almost anything that takes adrenochrome becomes, like, human. Like, if it's not already.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then it could talk and s***. And it's like, bro, I could somehow. I can't even explain it. I could see the weather and the seasons and the temperature and, like, I get it. I see it all. Like, what? It's like one. You're f****** talking groundhog. But wait, wait, wait. Let's ignore that part about you being a talking groundhog. You can detect the weather. You're saying our crops, man. Yeah, man. Our crops.

Cristina: That means he can predict the future, which means he could be.

Jack: Maybe it's just the weather. Maybe he's not like Johnny over there. He's gonna get hit by a bus tomorrow.

Cristina: But we don't know.

Jack: We don't.

Cristina: We need to speak to him. But we don't know the secret language of the groundhog.

Jack: Well, the groundhog speaks. No, they do have a f******. Yeah, we had a whole thing about that. Yeah.

Cristina: Secret society that communicates with him in his language.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Cuz all the adrenaline, people. Interesting. Interesting. So then we have a problem.

Cristina: What?

Jack: We got to go catch this f****** groundhog.

Cristina: We gotta, like, just to see if he's.

Jack: Well, now we're elevating because, you know, we. We before we were hunting s***. Of which there is more.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There's one f****** groundhog that's doing this for whatever reason. We haven't given this to other groundhogs. There might be something about this groundhog that told us we probably shouldn't do this other ground. Maybe it's too op. Maybe it is God. Maybe we're just like, s***, we can't do this again.

Cristina: After he retired, he became the groundhog of this town. That predicts the weather. That's his retirement.

Jack: But Adrenochrome let him there.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. But like, he was doing stuff before.

Jack: Was he a groundhog, is the question.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or did he take the form of a groundhog?

Cristina: He was always a groundhog.

Jack: He was just always a groundhog.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Jehovah is the groundhog.

Cristina: Yeah. Because we don't. Because as far as. Oh, no, they do transform. There are creatures that transform. I forgot there's lots of.

Jack: Bunch of s*** that gets shapeshifting.

Cristina: So it is probably Chief's thing. Creature.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. But what the f*** chooses to be groundhog of all things?

Cristina: I don't know. Like, it's the most. It's the least suspicious thing.

Jack: I guess. We gotta catch it. We gotta find out if it's hard to catch and, like, overpower and, like, breaks out of our. Like, we got tech.

Cristina: If it bites us, do we get rabies? Is that type of thing.

Jack: No, I'm sure we just get powers.

Cristina: Or we get power.

Jack: It's like rolling around in radiation or something. Except you're rolling around in, like, celestial blood or you got bit by celestial rabies. That's a shortcut to superpowers.

Cristina: That's awesome.

Jack: It probably won't bite us for that very reason. It's the one that's, like, at all powerful.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We should try to force it to bite us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Bam.

Cristina: What if we die, though?

Jack: You know, that's a trick. We luckily. And it always comes back to this, but we got subhumans to try this on. They're going to be obedient no matter what the case might be.

Cristina: Because if that does kill them, at least you know.

Jack: Yes. And if they become super overpowered, then we can make our army of subhumans way better by getting it to bite all of them and just hold this slave. If we can.

Cristina: Why are we doing this? The subhumans are already way stronger than us.

Jack: It's fine. They're never gonna disobey us. They're always on our side.

Cristina: It's gonna be so crazy when they decide to do that.

Jack: Why? Why would they ever decide? We've established that for whatever reason, they will never turn on us.

Cristina: I don't know. It feels like this is going. This is like the. Was it 501st or whatever.

Jack: We're just making them op. As.

Cristina: Yes. And just like they day that they're gonna turn on us at one moment.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. Because we're the people who have the power to launch order 66. They'd be flipping for us.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like, these subhumans are just people. Well, not. It's just our whole organization.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: But these subhumans are just people living their lives. It's like Fight Club. We're the people who make your food.

Cristina: But they came from China. I feel like if anyone's gonna flip them, it would be them. And then. Then they would turn on us.

Jack: China. Property of the queen. Queen. Part of the Illuminati.

Cristina: Oh, boom. Then the queen can do it.

Jack: But we also have the power to launch the orders. We're all part of the same corporation. We work together. She's high ranking.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, if we're like, we're gonna launch and she's like, no, you're not, then obviously. No, we're not.

Cristina: No, I guess not. Okay, so we'll have some overpowered superhuman super clones. Not clones. But aren't they. They're actual people.

Jack: Yeah. There's subhuman.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't know how we landed on subhumans as a name, but they're smarter, stronger, faster, more independent, more purely human. Because they were just born, and then we genetically engineered them to be way stronger and better.

Cristina: Yeah. They were just children that no one wanted.

Jack: Yeah. They're aborted babies that were raised.

Cristina: Oh, they were aborted babies? Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. All the aborted babies that were Raised.

Cristina: So that we could stop people from having abortions.

Jack: Yes, the sub humans were the solution to abortion deaths.

Cristina: Yeah, we solve things, though.

Jack: We solve things. Look, this is. This is important. We came to conclusions and solutions. Resolutions came up with plans. We gotta catch a groundhog. Maybe make the subhumans even better. Maybe make our own gods to take down. We still have to go attack the gods of cat people. We don't know if they did it through adrenochrome, which now starting to sound more like.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, their magic is probably science.

Jack: Yeah, they're demigods. That's all it is. They're hyper intelligent people who had a bunch of blood and Jesus was probably in cahoots with them. And then whatever Jehovah is probably also. And then drank some of their blood. Boom. Became some op s***.

Cristina: Yeah, so we gotta get all our demigods to fight their demigods.

Jack: F***. You know what? We never thought about it. Makes perfect sense hitting the f****** subhumans with some adrenochrome, see what happens. They're already jacked up.

Cristina: No, because I'll turn them into something else.

Jack: As long as we don't have adrenochrome. That would turn them into something else. Okay, well, I mean, I guess they could turn something else, but it would turn them feral if they didn't have more. Yeah, they should stay sharp and clear.

Cristina: So we got to get them hooked.

Jack: We got to choose half, make sure.

Cristina: That they stay on it.

Jack: Yeah, we got to take half of all the sub humans and let them feed on the other half of the subhumans regularly, but not so regularly they drain them. So the other half, volunteers, gets into some pods to keep them alive, and the lights get shut out. And then they get forever siphoned by the other half. That becomes super smart. They already are, but like super smarter and more strong than they already are and faster and like all the maximized. Yeah, plus whatever powers they get. Yeah, but powers come along with that.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: And then we use these demigods we created. Go send them through the pyramids using entanglement, through that technology, straight to where the cat gods are.

Cristina: Yeah, us.

Jack: And then have them capture some of the cat gods, bring them back the same way. And now we got cat gods with us. We can start questioning what the. How old they are, where they've been. What the is happening? What's on the other side? Is it safe for us to go and investigate? Or should the subhumans. They're gonna be like, no, you should not Go over there. You can't survive. Or what? A don't let us know.

Cristina: Yes. That is so much information we need to know.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Crazy. But we figured it out.

Jack: We figured it out. We came to solutions. It's all great. This is a productive meeting we're having.

Cristina: Yes. We've been trying to figure this out forever.

Jack: Yeah, we've been trying the one get over there to figure out what's up with Jehovah.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We solved the Jehovah problem. Now we know how to send somebody all the way to the cat people and solve that problem.

Cristina: Yeah, it's.

Jack: All the pieces are here.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Wow.

Cristina: Yeah. And I knew it had to do with adrenochrome. I just didn't know how.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: My original plan was we would take adrenal chrome and go to space to where the cat people were.

Jack: You totally did.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You thought adrenochrome would somehow do that. But it wasn't going to protect us in space.

Cristina: Exactly. Yeah.

Jack: But we were being dumb because we were thinking us with adrenal.

Cristina: Yes. And we didn't have the pyramids.

Jack: And we did have the pyramid. Yes. Now we don't have to traverse base. We can blink to the other side.

Cristina: Yep. Oh, we did it.

Jack: We did it. We got to the bottom of things.

Cristina: Well, we're gonna get to the bottom of things.

Jack: Well, yeah, we got to the bottom of how we're gonna get to the bottom of.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes. Yes.

Jack: I like that. We got this episode. We got to the bottom of how we're gonna get to the bottom of things.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's a punchline. Definite. So, yeah, I guess if. If you like this conversation, there's. There's a lot like it you could go find when we're talking about vampire Jesus. There's one. We're talking about Jehovah's adrenochrome. We talk about God a lot. And all the different aspects about cat people. The cat people. There's a bunch of.

Cristina: Started with a time machine.

Jack: It started with a time machine when I went back to kill. Not went back. When I started sending people into a version of me to stop cat people from taking over the world as a human population declined. And then send people in the future so they could repopulate and not let it decline was a very genius solution. Anyways, you can find those. There's an. And a bunch of adrenochrome episodes, of course. So many.

Cristina: And Catholic.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Like religion, Catholicism and all that stuff. You can find all of that stuff. On the official website greatthoughts.info. or on Apple podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get podcasts.

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Jack: Yes.

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Cristina: Yes. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth, very important. And this whole episode was just to tell you for the most part that all of our British listeners keep listening and getting more people to listen so that we can get more people to listen. By getting them to listen.

Cristina: Yes. And cancer.

Jack: And cancer. Well, you don't want your life to be meaningless. You heard it. You got cancer. And I get more people to listen so that your life wouldn't mean.

Cristina: Yep. This has been the just conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: Are you sure you didn't mish hear what they were saying?

Jack: I am 100% sure I did not mishear what they were saying.

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: Kug nug fug. It is a thing.

Cristina: It's not a thing.

Jack: It is a thing.

Cristina: Kug nug fug it. No. No, it's not. That's a lie.

Jack: I'm thinking context clues, right? It's like God d*** you.

Cristina: How?

Jack: Or D*** it. D*** it. Oh, you f****** idiot. You cugnuck it. It's like the value of X.

Cristina: But how could you even guess that from a.

Jack: It's based on the tone of how they look. Like they were joking around in whatever language they were talking.

Cristina: What did they look like? Bros. A bunch of bros is the bro language.

Jack: No, it's not a bro language. It was just a bunch of bros speaking their native langu, which was a language I've never heard before. But bros aren't smart enough to come up with their own language.

Cristina: So how do you know?

Jack: Because bros are bros. So you can't bro your way to a new language maybe. Nah, it ain't how it works. Are you sure all bros speak English?

Cristina: I don't know, because that's not English. But that's not anything that's nothing.

Jack: Coggin. The f*** it.

Cristina: It's nothing.

Jack: It's a thing. It's the most important word in all of language.

Cristina: You don't even know what it means.

Jack: The meaning of life is behind what kug nug f*** it is. No, you don't know this to say. No, you don't know.

Cristina: You don't know this to say.

Jack: No, I know that. Kug nug fug. It is a word. It's not a word, it's a fact.

Cristina: That's the word you made up a few minutes ago.

Jack: No, I. I am telling you that throughout the course of my entire life, I've heard foreigners say kug nug it casually.

Cristina: I've never heard it.

Jack: I've heard it always. Since the day I was born.

Cristina: You're lying.

Jack: Since I began to hear language, I have heard kugnog.

Cristina: No, you don't remember that.

Jack: Yes, I remember the day I was born and the first thing the doctor said. When he held me, he looked at me. He was like, oh, what a cute little kug nug F*** it.

Cristina: You know what? How do you know that's not your name? I don't know. That's my conclusion. That's your name.

Jack: My name is. My name has been Kug nug f*** it this whole time.

Cristina: Yes, that's fire. Who are those ghouls? Are they your brothers?

Jack: Oh, s***. Do I know these people?

Cristina: Morning. The Just Conversation podcast, hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 134: The Two Religions

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Which has more answers for the mysteries of nature? Theology or Science? How different are these two belief systems? How identical are they? In this episode the duo breaks down the similarities and differences of Earth’s two greatest rivals for understanding the mysteries of nature. Theology and Science ad discussed as powerful religions.

Rambling 134: The Two Religions

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Topics Discussed: The Scientific Method Atomic Theory Science vs Theology Objective vs Subjective Neil deGrasse Tyson Quantum Computer Morality Universe Jello Catholic Church Allegations

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So if you need to get somebody to listen to this show, be sure to make them.

Cristina: Make them.

Jack: It's always. Look, this show always begins on the woke truth, which is you. You have the obligation to force people. You're obligated for justice. For justice. To force people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: To do what we're telling you to do, which is make them listen to the show. It's an obligation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You don't know what kind of danger you're potentially in if you don't.

Cristina: Wait, they're in danger?

Jack: Yeah. The people we're talking to are in danger. They have to make other people listen.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Gotta run out into the show.

Cristina: I thought only the person that they're making listen was in danger, not realizing, like, oh, we're actually making the people do it. Like, they're not just.

Jack: Oh, no, they don't.

Cristina: Doing it for fun to.

Jack: Pretty sure. In the past, I've established that I will put their children in danger.

Cristina: Yes, Yes. I forgot about that. I don't know why I forget about that. It makes perfect sense that the person listening is also like, why would you.

Jack: Do what we're saying?

Cristina: I don't know. Because they're trolls. I don't know. They.

Jack: Look, there are some trolls out there who are just like, let's do this.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I think. That's how I feel like most of the listeners are.

Jack: I mean, like, let's be real. A huge, like, by vast majority. Like, I feel sorry for somebody who stumbled into this and isn't a f****** troll. They're over here. Like, we're about to get educated and it's like, sure, sure, sure. I mean, look, we're not gonna tell you something that's not true.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But we're also not gonna tell you something that's not false.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's.

Cristina: It's in there. It's in there. It's a little bit. Yeah.

Jack: But look, okay, okay. Let's be real. Right? Talking about real and fake and false and all this bullshit. Okay. What's let's. It's use a scientific method, right? You could prove. You could prove. What we're telling you is that it's dangerous or whatever. F***.

Cristina: I don't know. Because people say they use the scientific method to prove that the Earth is flat. And I don't believe it.

Jack: See, this is a weird argument because there's two things happening there. Some people think they can use science to prove the Earth is flat, which is in itself a little bit dumb, considering.

Cristina: I'm not sure if they know what the science. Scientific method is, though.

Jack: Yeah, they definitely don't because they are confused about the replication part of the pro of the whole program. Like, if I came to the conclusion, the whole other half, they're missing the. I did it and got this result. It's okay. Repeat it and get the result and then let somebody else repeat it and get the same result. They're missing that part. They're like, no, I got it the first try. I got it. I don't need any more proof. I understand. And it's like, this is science. This. Yeah, I'm sciencing, okay? And it's like, all right, bro, come on. But it's like, oh, some people also believe the f****** science is fake. And they use that to prove the Earth is flat. Like, all the science is wrong. Thus the Earth cannot be browned.

Cristina: So the scientists are wrong. I mean, they're not using the scientific method or there's something wrong with the scientific method.

Jack: God, that's so sort of the scientific method. It's not that something is inherently wrong with the scientific method. It's that it's not as right as they claim. They pretend that the scientific method is infallible, but everything is a theory because nothing has been proven. You just have overwhelming evidence for certain things, and you claim that to be as close a truth as you get. For example, the atomic theory. There are atoms. We behave and like the probabilities are in the favor of atoms by vast majority. We've built science around the concept that there are atoms. Technology relying on the idea that there are atoms. Also. We have no way to prove there's an atom. There's just not a thing we can do.

Cristina: We can't see them.

Jack: No, we're touching something, behaving in some way. We're not exactly a million percent sure.

Cristina: We're like seeing his shadow or something.

Jack: We're seeing data.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And not even all of it. That's why we keep finding s*** inside of a f****** atom.

Cristina: In an atom.

Jack: Yeah. We discover s*** about atoms all the time.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: If we're looking at atoms, that's where it gets shaky. Yes, because, like, what the f*** are we looking at?

Cristina: Mm. So then the scientific method is not the way to go.

Jack: It's the best method we have. It's better than religion, at least for the purposes we're using it for. Okay, fair enough. That's wrong. That's wrong. Although the statement that I followed it with, the purpose we're using it for, that statement corrected what I was saying. But ultimately it's about as useful as religion.

Cristina: It's as useful in what way?

Jack: Well, science leans into understanding the objective things that both you and I experience. That's very objective. We can both see a table in front of us and say, this is a table. You're saying table. I'm saying table. Okay. The table exists within the objective reality. Yes, but there are things you feel that nobody but you feels. They can try to explain what they're feeling, but you can't feel it too. Yeah, maybe it's the same. It might sound like the words you'd use. But also we're limited by our language, so maybe you just land on those words because you're the closest. Yes, but they're wrong.

Cristina: And you're saying religion is like that.

Jack: Religion is like that. Religion is aiming to explain the subjective world.

Cristina: Subjective world, yes.

Jack: While science purely, purely, purely aims at the objective things that we can all see and replicate. You cannot replicate something subjective. It's a personal experience. Yes, but you can.

Cristina: But the Bible is trying to explain that sort of.

Jack: The idea of theology in general is to explain that. Sure. There's some cross pollination. Right. So you end up with, like, morality inside of science, the concept of morality, what's right and what's objectively right and what's objectively wrong.

Cristina: Yeah, we.

Jack: It's loosely philosophical science. Like if we gave you a thought experiment and ran you through these things, is this right? Is this wrong? Could we put somebody else through the test? Like, you're using the scientific method to work with psychology.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And philosophy. But in. In religion, you're dealing with a completely different monster, which you're trying to reflect on what's inside of you. But there's the same cross pollination of. Well, we can try to tell you why the earth is at all, why we exist or what. Like, you know, there's that problem that exists in both. They're not really necessarily being used for what they're being used for. Yeah, they need. They want to explain everything. Both things but you can't.

Cristina: But why do they want to explain everything?

Jack: Because they're both religion and it's more about collecting the largest following than it is about being practical and useful. That's the same reason that scientists don't have the language to convey the information to the common person. Scientists are kind of f****** stupid. We think of scientists. Oh, they're so smart. A scientist is no smarter than a teacher who's a master at teaching than a construction worker who's a master at construction. They just happen to be in chemistry. So they're great at f****** chemistry. Or in physics. Or great at physics.

Cristina: But that doesn't mean they're good at teaching.

Jack: Yeah, that doesn't mean that they're good at teaching. They're just good at their thing. They're smart, not intelligent.

Cristina: People confuse those two.

Jack: Confuse those two s****. Too often people think intelligence collected. No, that's how fast you use information. That's how flexible you are with information. Most scientists, like theologists, are just smart in that one area.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they're ignorant to every other thing. Why is the joke? The scientists are extremely awkward people. It's because they have no social skills. They're not like interpersonally intelligent.

Cristina: Unless you count the few that are popular now.

Jack: Like Neil is not interpersonally intelligent. He is kind of rude. A bit aggressive, stubborn and rigid comedians for. Yes.

Cristina: Never mind. He has a shortcut.

Jack: He has buffers. Yes, he has buffers.

Cristina: He needs.

Jack: Oh, so like Neil is an intelligent guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He is not just smart, he's intelligent. The problem is he's stubborn and heavily ignorant. So he'll use the information he has in clever, clever ways to just create a loop of confirmation bias rather than allowing other information into his thing. Yeah, he's just very, very. To him it's a religion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Neil worships the science. He knows.

Cristina: Yes. Cuz well, to him he knows him.

Jack: He knows. He knows how the universe came to be. He knows what? And if the question seems to not fit, which we've heard many times, he'll say it's irrelevant. That question itself is flawed because it holds no meaning. It's like there's no such thing as a meaningless question, bro. He does not study Alan Watts.

Cristina: No.

Jack: He does not understand the true granular nature.

Cristina: What kind of intelligence or smarts is Alan Watts?

Jack: He's entirely about teaching. He's like Einstein. It was all just like he was really good at communication. He's a communication intellect or smarts. He's got communication smarts and he has interpersonal smarts that they can do very good at communicating their ideas and making it accessible to the commoner. That's the whole point of the theory of relativity. Very, very. Or not the book. Relativity. It's very, very visual dialogue. The whole point is a train is doing this and this is happening and it's going this fast and you're witnessing this as it's happening. And like you'll have the numbers. It's on the page also. You can f****** ignore it because the visual he's giving you is the numbers.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: Yeah, it makes just as much sense.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: He was a scientist who studied science and used other methods to teach, not just science. Neil is just a scientist and doesn't know s*** else. He's all the blind spots in the world.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Only science. Just science. Nothing but science. You threw him in a random place. He starves to death. He has no idea how to survive. Because science is the. And specific science is astrophysics. The end.

Cristina: Yeah. That's not good.

Jack: That's all he's got.

Cristina: Deserted island.

Jack: Yeah. He's f*****. We look at space. Oh. Something's gonna. At that point he collapses into religion.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Which is the other side of this. Because religion also has the same problem. Religion is trying to force crap down people's throats and also fails at explaining things in a way that makes it more accessible.

Cristina: I don't understand why they want to try to explain everything with religion though.

Jack: Why are you trying to explain everything with science?

Cristina: Okay. I guess it's both the same thing. Why does everything.

Jack: I don't know. They just want to do that. But I mean they're both the same. I guess the.

Cristina: So it's just like. We just will need an explanation no matter what we're using. We just. We just need everything solved. There can't be no mystery.

Jack: Yes. Yes.

Cristina: Because then that's danger.

Jack: And I guess that's ultimately where both science and theology come in.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because they're both trying to answer the questions. All of them. They're both trying to answer all the questions. They're so scared of having unanswered questions.

Cristina: Yeah. Because that could be something dangerous there. I guess. I don't know. Like what's gonna happen if we don't know?

Jack: Alright. Let's say we. We go in and we do some science and we find out in 15 years Earth is going to be hit by another planet that's gonna enter our system. Stray.

Cristina: Cool.

Jack: Okay. What are we doing? We don't have the technology to get ever. It's f*****. It's done. Technology, Nothing's happening. We're f***** up.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Well, we move to Mars. Doesn't matter. Two planets collapsing next to each other, crashing into one another. That close in proximity, the debris is gonna fly out and destroy Mars. It's crazy.

Cristina: So then what do we do?

Jack: We're all dead. It's the end of the human race.

Cristina: Okay. That's because we needed to know though.

Jack: Yeah. We found out and like, great. Now we just know we're gonna die.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Could have been a surprise.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe surprises aren't so bad. I don't know.

Jack: Could have been a surprise.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But no. Although on the flip side, as that planet closes in and it gets closer over the weeks and months, those storms are going to be crazy apocalyptic scale.

Cristina: We're just going to enjoy that end of the world before the death.

Jack: No, it's going to be horrifying. All the volcanoes erupting simultaneously. Hurricanes and tornadoes everywhere. Megastorms.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Earthquakes everywhere.

Jack: The planet will be squeezed by the gravity of another planet. Getting crazy close.

Cristina: That's so cool, man. If we were far away, but I guess we're already doomed and like able to watch it.

Jack: That'd be cool.

Cristina: Yes. If it was hitting another planet. If it was hitting another planet, where we are though, we'd still die, right? Like it doesn't matter.

Jack: Like it would have to be a pretty far planet.

Cristina: Like if it was hitting Pluto, which I guess isn't a planet, but let's imagine that it is.

Jack: It depends how it hits it. Like Pluto's pretty far.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like we could still expect some s*** to happen though.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like there's gonna be the brief flying around.

Cristina: Like how big is this planet that's hitting Pluto?

Jack: That's another good question.

Cristina: Like it's gotta be bigger than Pluto.

Jack: If it's a planet.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. So what does that do?

Jack: It's a potential problem.

Cristina: We'll probably still die. You think we would still prepare though to get out of here? I think we've had over doomed.

Jack: No, we can't leave the solar system. We don't have the time.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Even if I say 20 years, we still don't. We don't have the time. Anything that's close to the orbit of Jupiter as that debris flies out in every direction is f*****. Even in a long term.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And anything that is in order, like a lot of those rocks are gonna get pulled in. We're towards the inside. Like we're way closer to Pluto. So we're what we're Based on the reference point of Pluto we're in, there's.

Cristina: Gotta be a scientist that's, like, dying though, right? Like, he's, like, worried, when is this giant rock gonna come out of nowhere? Because we don't know everything that's traveling in space at the same time right now with us and how everything is moving. Like, a planet could come out of nowhere. Can it? Or is that a very low possibility?

Jack: I mean, let's be real. A planet could kind of come out of nowhere. Random s*** exists. We suspect there's planets in our belt now.

Cristina: Yeah. But there's also, like, planets that aren't attached to galaxies. Or are they all attached to galaxies?

Jack: Stars.

Cristina: Stars. Sorry. Yes. Are they only attached to stars or are they flinging everywhere?

Jack: There are some planets that are just rogue. Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. So.

Jack: And our star can capture one.

Cristina: Could capture it.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Without hitting anything?

Jack: Oh, no, it could definitely hit everything.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It could hit f****** everything. Like, it's highly unlikely that it hit anything.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: But, like, it's possible that it could be caught and enter the gravity and stay, like, caught orbiting. But it's probably gonna f*** some s*** up.

Cristina: Yeah. Man. There is someone stressing about this. That's why there's so many of, like, Planet X is coming. Because. Yeah, there are people stressing about this. We're in space. That's. With so many things we can't see, we don't know where they are all the time. We need that quantum computer.

Jack: But we're. We're kind of sort of dealing with. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Like, science isn't perfect.

Cristina: No.

Jack: There's no equation we could run and just be like, it's over there.

Cristina: What if we had that quantum computer, though?

Jack: That quantum computer would get pretty f****** close.

Cristina: So. But not perfect.

Jack: Like, it would. It would. The better the quantum computer, the more accurate.

Cristina: Yeah, but there's no such thing as a perfect.

Jack: No. Because it would need infinite energy to calculate everything.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're thinking with a massively complicated quantum computer, we can not just do the surfaces of planets the way we've successfully done on certain things like the space engines and even video games have access to a lot of this technology now. But we're talking. Actually, I think Google Earth, if you zoom out far enough, you can get the galaxy Simcha. I'm not sure. But we have that technology available to render the outside pretty accurately.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We're getting the. The idea of a quantum computer would essentially lead us to a computer that could render not just the surface but the inside of planets and like all the kind. But we wouldn't do it in the whole universe because it too much.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: That's. That's where the problem is.

Cristina: We can at least see our neighbors.

Jack: Yes, that help. We'll probably be able to do local things and that as it expands in complexity, we'll be able to do more.

Cristina: And more until we have a map.

Jack: Of the whole thing of our galaxy, maybe our galaxy galaxy. But we also have to be in certain places in order to get the proper angle for the computer. Because the computer still gonna process information it's receiving. It's not guessing.

Cristina: Yeah, we'll have the science.

Jack: Yeah, hopefully. But then that's the problem with religion.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Because religion is also doing the same thing. They're just claiming, just like science, that, you know, we got the f****** answers. We know. And it's like meteor came or f****** planet was hurling our way. You don't f****** have anything. Religion is the same f****** way. It's like we know where everything's going when it's ending. How, why?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Who's going where? White. They're going there. It's like you. You're basing all of this on a book of metaphors.

Cristina: Well, most people don't even know what the book is saying though.

Jack: I mean, the people who f****** wrote it know what the book is saying. Cryptic a** mess.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's all interpretation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's crazy as h***. It's all bigoted machista interpretations going on.

Cristina: So I don't know that's it's such a mess of a book. How is anyone getting any information from it?

Jack: The creation of the universe, nevertheless. Answers for human behavior nevertheless.

Cristina: Yes. When the end of the world is happening, what?

Jack: Things have their place. And we fail at realizing that things have their place. Religion has its place and so does science. And it is in that science should just be focusing on the objective and theology should just be focusing on. Because again, they're both religion. So theology should be focusing on the subjective and that should be the division you should use. The real purpose of religion. Right. Is a meditative tool. You might believe that there's literally something there that's totally fine.

Cristina: Whatever about the moral values you get from it.

Jack: That's where you're at. Exactly. That's where you're starting to land. That's the point one. When it comes to morality, that's neither religion nor science. That's pure or theology. I keep saying religion, neither theology or science. That's philosophy. Really? Really.

Cristina: It should. So it should stick to that, then.

Jack: It should stick to that. Because the problem is it's a way of thinking about things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To say blankly there is a right or wrong is something that science tries to do and something that religion tries to do. But in neither instance could you prove anything.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because in science, you would argue everything is ones and zeros. Nothing holds inherent meaning. Well, wrong. If I shot you, you would be very frustrated. Even if you couldn't feel pain, if you just knew you were shot, you're like, f***, you suck.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You need to feel pain. You're not gonna die. You just shot. You're just like. You're an a******. That was shot.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Why do you feel that way?

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Okay. In religion, they claim that everything is inherently good or bad, but you couldn't point at an example of either that you're basing the argument that this other thing is on.

Cristina: Where is this pure good or pure evil?

Jack: Exactly. How are we pretending there's any. But again, morality is neither. It's a way of thinking.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Reference point of, well, what would bother me? Why would it bother me? Okay. These reasons, then that means it would probably bother them in a more or less similar fashion. Because we're more or less similar.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then use that generalization. There's already a guideline, a set of rules that you're like, I don't know where it came from, but it's there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Religion would say, that's not a f****** thing. That's all in your head. Religion would say, well, God put it there. Who cares? It's. There's some thing that's there.

Cristina: Yes. That's so crazy. Okay. Yes.

Jack: That's. That's all it is. It's all that matters. There's a thing that was f****** there.

Cristina: Mm. In you.

Jack: Not necessarily in you, but it's both objective that you can confirm with somebody else. Man, this would suck if this happened, right? Yeah. Yeah, it would suck if that happened. Why? If neither would have ever experienced it, I don't know, but I know it would suck.

Cristina: Yes. That's the way it should be.

Jack: You'd be an atheist and that would happen.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In fact, that is the argument for atheism.

Cristina: What is?

Jack: Well, we don't need religion to be moral people.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's like.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then what is morality, bro? It's not science either. It's not like science is like. Science is ones and zeros.

Cristina: Apparently they think there's morals in there.

Jack: They try to explain, to explain away morals. Oh, but you have the Sensation of morals.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While religion tries to say that for a fact there are morals. But also no. Because we're basing it all on our own opinions.

Cristina: Yes, we definitely have opinions. Yes, that's for sure.

Jack: That's for sure. We definitely have opinions. The weirdest thing, we could agree on these opinions.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like pretty. Pretty heavily, universally.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To just say this is good, this.

Cristina: Is bad, but these are all just opinions.

Jack: They're all just opinions, but they're somehow universal opinions that we all agree with. It's sort of like the concept of creativity. What are you tuning into that allows you to see this thing that doesn't exist?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Whatever that is. Probably where morality comes from.

Cristina: Imagination.

Jack: We're like, being creative about our approach to perspective in general.

Cristina: Mm. I don't know. Where does that come from?

Jack: I have no idea. But I don't know why these things aim to do these things. They try to force so much crap onto one another. And the problem is they also have because so funny. They pretend they're not. They're not each other.

Cristina: You're saying they're the same thing? Yeah.

Jack: Theology and science pretend they're not each other, but they are both sides. I'm gonna take a scientist and a priest and say that they're both way committed to their sides. Scientist is. I'll say. I don't know why this is the comparison. But we'll say Neil Degrasse Tyson with the Pope.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So the Pope will have to preach God. Yes. For a fact. He's up there. True, true. That woke truth God. Yeah. Sky Daddy team or whatever the f***. Team Sky Daddy.

Cristina: Who says that? Are religious people saying that?

Jack: Sky Daddy. I don't know.

Cristina: Those are people making fun of religious school, man.

Jack: Is that. They have a Sky Daddy. Come on.

Cristina: Yes, they have a Sky Daddy. Yeah. I mean, he's not in the sky, is he?

Jack: Dude, they swear. I mean, I don't know what they think.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: Do they think there's no space?

Cristina: The space is very small, or.

Jack: No, not even that. Or. Man, it's weird because what do some people really think is happening, right?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's f****** strange. Like, do they think it's just like over the clouds, Heaven?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's like, wow, this is small.

Cristina: Like, you know in Mario, where there's a plant that grows, and then you can climb the plant and then there's clouds and you can step on the planet clouds.

Jack: Jack and the Beanstalk.

Cristina: Yes. But in Mario version, I guess that's based On Jack and the Beanstalk. Yeah. That's heaven.

Jack: Yeah. It's all the same.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, ultimately they are the same thing, though, because they both have the. The Golden Grail, which is what they both follow, which is their scripture.

Cristina: What is the scripture?

Jack: In theology, they have literal scripture that they call scripture.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And in science, the scripture is science journals.

Cristina: Science journals.

Jack: Yeah. Let's discuss science journals real quick. It's a book written by people who aren't you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They've done, quote, research and run experiments that you don't know anything about and you can't and don't have the resources to replicate.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And then they put it in a book, and then other people, you don't know say, yes, true. And then they tell the rest of the world, and people are like, yeah, that's true.

Cristina: But those people that said, yeah, that's true. They tested it out.

Jack: Yeah, totally. How is that any different than the guy who saw Jesus? And the other guy's like, I saw him too.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And it's like, right, But I didn't see Jesus. Where's Jesus? No, don't worry. I saw Jesus. Yes, and I saw him, too, but I didn't. You two saw him. How do I know you two aren't lying?

Cristina: He was on the toast. I ate him. I was hungry, was what. He was on the toast and I ate him because I was hungry.

Jack: Oh. But, yeah, that's pretty much how it goes. Science is that. That's science.

Cristina: It's religion.

Jack: It's religion.

Cristina: And so it's religion.

Jack: It's no better, no worse. It's just choosing to explain s*** differently. Yeah, I mean, I've given the example before, but let's do it again. We take science and we take theology.

Cristina: Let's.

Jack: Let's use the common American Western religion of the singular sky. Daddy, Jehovah. Jehovah, Papi, Jehovah. Right. So you have nothingness except for this one thing that exists and encompasses all that there is. We'll call that God or singularity, whatever. It was always there. And then it was like imma blink into existence. A bunch of s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so it happened. God started bringing crap in, and so the singularity blew up and started spewing out all the matter that would become crap. And as all the matter spewed out, first plans started to take shape. God was on that roll, too. Once he had the planets, started making the heavens and the water, the oceans and s***.

Cristina: But his orders are kind of weird, though. I don't know if his orders of making things made sense. I don't remember.

Jack: The order isn't necessarily important because all the parts were there.

Cristina: Yes, yes. The conclusion I guess is important.

Jack: Parts also, how do we know what order it happened for? It was Jello at the beginning.

Cristina: It was Jello.

Jack: Yeah. We barely got told that part. Everything was Jello.

Cristina: Was.

Jack: Yeah. It was so hot. Solids were impossible. Oh, solids only happen during cooling.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: That's why water becomes ice. Cuz cooler. But when water is really hot, it's just vapor. So it was so hot. Everything was first vapor, but then it got just warm. Just cool enough that it wasn't just vapor, it was Jello.

Cristina: So in the beginning there was Jello.

Jack: In the beginning there was Jello.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Couple of seconds into the creation.

Cristina: Okay, this is the science version. Yeah, it was Jello. Okay, cool.

Jack: So God then made planets and that Jello solidified and made some planets and stars and yeah, everything became spheres. Yeah, God made the sun. Stars happened in science circles are my favorite. That sun had enough gravity to pull matter together and made planets and. Well, science says that plans began. So you just follow the train of thought and all the same parts happen. You're trying to explain all the same things. Where do we go when we die? Well, neurology says, okay, religion, what happens when we die? Well, the Bible says when you die, you go to try and explain the same s***. Yes, just religion. Both are religion, theology and science.

Cristina: Especially when explaining death. It makes no sense for either. For either. Yeah. What?

Jack: Who the f*** are we to try to explain death?

Cristina: No. Yeah, there's no way we will know. Based on what exactly? I don't know.

Jack: It's ridiculous, isn't it? That being said, if we tried to prove death right, like what's on the other side? How the f*** would do that? If there was a way, what would be the way? It couldn't be religion. It would have to be science.

Cristina: It has to be.

Jack: Because you need to use something that we, that we could ourselves see. If it's subjective, it wouldn't work.

Cristina: Yeah, that's because like the dead guy.

Jack: Saw it, but the dead, he can't tell us. Yeah, we need a living person to see the other side.

Cristina: Science to find out what's happening.

Jack: They both serve their purpose. They both serve their purpose. Definitely. If you look at, in the case of science, you can, you can do a lot of things. We built cars and GPS and bunch of f****** s***. We're talking into microphones that are sending sound waves through a wire into a computer. That's Recording it. And then later that's gonna become a different kind of file that then is gonna be mass distributed to the planet. That's science.

Cristina: Yes. And they're evil.

Jack: The Bible didn't make that happen. But science tries to say that religion is unimportant.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or I guess it in itself is religion. But theology. And theology does a couple of good things, which is it tells stories that allow us to understand the world differently. And at any given moment, theologies have the best idea. Now we're in such a technologically advanced, particularly the Western societies and the. I guess Asian societies are really, really like Eastern Asians are very advanced and a lot of the western culture that we are losing the purpose of religion because it was there to tell us stories that would protect us when we're in danger, give us anecdotes about bad places to be, bad behaviors to have conflicts that could happen as a result.

Cristina: But now we can just tell each other that through the Internet.

Jack: Yes. And so we don't need a lot of these things that came from religion. But spirituality is important.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It makes you feel connected. That's important. That's not just philosophy. There is something else happening when you're talking about spirituality.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There is a thing you feel that isn't your emotions.

Cristina: Do you get spirituality from religion or is that its own?

Jack: It's a close estimate.

Cristina: It's.

Jack: It's a close way to get it. You can also get it from. I guess you could experience. You could get it from anything.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's just religion seems to be the best at doing that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because it's the best at making you feel connected.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like everything is like in science. They're so boring with it. Ones and zeros. You are made of stardust. Great line, bro.

Cristina: Hey, that's sort of connected. That's a very connected thing.

Jack: The lack of explanation of. What does that mean? Well, you made of stardust means the same matter that blew out of the singularity spread out into the universe pretty evenly distributed and then started clumping together. And then that same thing eventually made oceans and made trees and made parasites that were alive and germs and cellular creatures started to get complicated. And these are same atoms still and particles and crap together forming that. You tell that story and you're like, oh, we're all connected. I made the same s*** you're made of. But if I'm like, we're all stardust, it's like. It sounds like some f****** song.

Cristina: It's beautiful. It's a beautiful story.

Jack: We're all made of stardust.

Cristina: Yes. It kind of sounds hippie ish. For something that's scientific.

Jack: Yeah. Religion is pretty hippie ish too. And there's nothing wrong with that. It's the fact that we try to force it down people's throats that is a really.

Cristina: Forcing down anything down people's throat is a problem, whether it's science or religion or whatever. I think that's the biggest thing.

Jack: Yeah. My biggest problem is how we all have the capacity to believe in things that we've not proven ourselves.

Cristina: And then forcing it through other people's throats.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Sleeves. Like why?

Jack: That's weird and complicated, right? Yes, man. Cuz we don't know s*** about s***. We're really winging it pretty f****** hard.

Cristina: Why can't we just be honest about that?

Jack: I don't know. We're scared of the unknown crap.

Cristina: That's what we're. That's why we have all this in the first place.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We're scared of the unknown. That's why we have it in the first place. Because we're scared of the unknown.

Cristina: That's why we have science and religion and Etc.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because we're scared.

Jack: And we need answers. And those of us who don't have the skills to practice these things actively will just take whatever answers they give us. Because it's better than not having any clue.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then incorrect information beats no information.

Cristina: I understand. But still, why give it? Why force it onto other people?

Jack: My. My big problem is why do we have a fear of the unknown?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like what's wrong with it? Everything is unknown. We don't really know s***. Come on, man.

Cristina: That's why people need to check out Alan Watts. Then they'll see, like.

Jack: Yeah, it's all meaningless.

Cristina: It's all meaningless. But it's a good meaningless thing.

Jack: I mean, that's all about.

Cristina: It's really about just enjoying the moment.

Jack: The problem is the four answers to the glass. Half full or half empty.

Cristina: What?

Jack: There are too many variants of how you can take the same information.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: The glass is half empty. Yay. There's more for me to do. The glass is half empty. F***. Half is already done.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The glass is half full. Ah. Half the work is done. Sweet. The glass is half full. F***. Somebody has already filled out this part. Like, it sucks. It doesn't matter.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's really like there's no right. And every individual basis.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And that's why we have the two different systems the same way. The glass is Half full or half empty. We have religion and science. Two different sides.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To kind of try to grasp everybody. Some people are more critical thinkers. Some people are more emotional. Some people require a little more spiritual feeding. Some people don't have a spirit. They're like borderline sociopaths. And so they do the numbers thing. Cold as f***.

Cristina: Whatever. I guess it all fits.

Jack: It's meant for somebody.

Cristina: It's meant for someone, but it's all.

Jack: Doing the same s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then enter philosophy. The. The winner guy. Daddy. Of the f****** ideologies of the religions.

Cristina: The sky daddy.

Jack: Yeah, we got theology and we got science. But, like, they both rely heavily on philosophy.

Cristina: Well, they both look down on philosophy.

Jack: Too, though, which is so funny, because they depend entirely. There's nothing they could do without it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They think they're the next step.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're not. Because science is what you get when you make philosophy rigid. And religion is what you get when you strip out the thinking part.

Cristina: Strip out the thing. That sounds bad. Yeah, it's not bad, I guess. You don't need to be thinking all the time.

Jack: You don't need to be thinking all the time.

Cristina: Your brain needs a break.

Jack: Yeah. If you're thinking all the. And that's another problem. We've deluded ourselves to think that.

Cristina: That we have to be thinking.

Jack: You have to be thinking. The act of meditation is training to not.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which we gotta train into. Because of how programmed we are to think all the time.

Cristina: Yeah, I have that problem. Yes, I know.

Jack: The idea is going back to the fact that you mentioned Alan Watts. A person who thinks too much spends their time thinking about thoughts. And you're not present. You're just worried about thoughts that aren't happening.

Cristina: And then you're wasting your life away. Yeah. It's very depressing.

Jack: What's the point of thinking about thoughts? You're not. You're thinking about thoughts. You're not experiencing anything else to think about.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Go and experience emotion, then think about it. You got to be there to experience it. If you're thinking thoughts while you're there, you're not experiencing the thing. You're blocking out the experience by thinking thoughts.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Experience it later. Have thoughts about it.

Cristina: So it's. It's so, so sad. But, yeah, it's beautiful.

Jack: Alan Watts, philosophy. Right there.

Cristina: It's perfect.

Jack: Stop thinking thoughts.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's getting in the way of life.

Cristina: Yes. It's getting in the way.

Jack: Yeah. You thinking thoughts is getting in the way of your life.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's a weird thing. To be told by anybody. You're thinking too many thoughts.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What the f*** else would I be thinking? Nothing. You'd be thinking nothing. Stop thinking thoughts. Think nothing.

Cristina: Just be.

Jack: Just be present. Do what you're doing. Roll with it. Be impulsive, whatever. Who gives a s***? Be present.

Cristina: Yeah. And that doesn't mean, like, not do. Like, if you like science or philosophy, like, whatever. Still do those things. Yeah.

Jack: But don't be rigid about any of it. Yeah, well, we gotta follow these rules. Neil does not have fun in life. That's why trolls have way more fun than Neil. Neil Degrasse Tyson is a miserable man.

Cristina: He said trolls, though. How do you compare trolls to this?

Jack: The idea here is that a troll finds it funny. They'll laugh it off. Neil gets kind of angry. It's like the difference between me and you, dude, is I have more fun in life because I laugh at it. I found it funny. Life better. You found it something that had to be corrected, explained. And that's problematic because you're angry at the fact that it's not happening the way you want it to happen.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's weird. But it's sort of the reality of the matter. It is f****** weird. I don't. I don't understand, but it is. I guess it is a f****** fear of the unknown. That's always. I don't know where that comes from, though. Evolutionary. Right, we're just evolutionary f****** scared of what we don't know.

Cristina: Yes. That's probably the explanation. Most likely has to be right.

Jack: Because animals are scared of what they don't know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And this.

Cristina: They all do.

Jack: Defense mechanism.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's survival. The problem is we became symbolic, metaphoric creatures seeking meaning in the fabric of the universe, which is all riddled with unknowns. So we get to think about the unknowns rather than just instinctively be afraid of them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then religion and science happen, and.

Cristina: Then we're trapped in our own thought loops.

Jack: We're thinking too many thoughts. And that is science and religion. We're just f***** bouncing between these two. We're either one or the other. We're arguing against one or the other.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And forcing people. No. You're gonna go to h***. But you don't know that. Somebody told you that. And the guy who told you that didn't study it. Didn't go prove that s***. You just got given the answers. Yeah. So many people f****** claim to be religious and have never picked up a single Bible. I find that magnificently hilarious.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh, I'm a Christian. Oh, yeah. What did Paul say? Who's Paul?

Cristina: No way.

Jack: What?

Cristina: Okay, that's how bad it gets, dude.

Jack: That's how bad it gets. It's just like. But look, if you say like, I believe there's something greater than me, that's fine.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I'm Christian. Are you though, bruh?

Cristina: You test them out.

Jack: Even worship, bruh. You even worship, bruh. I guess at that point that's how you gotta treat these people the way you do. Like people who wear banties.

Cristina: What are band tees?

Jack: T shirts with band names on them.

Cristina: Oh, band T's.

Jack: Yeah. You gotta be like, name three songs. I'm a Christian. Alright. Name three apostles.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Name three apostles, bruh.

Cristina: Then name three things they said.

Jack: Name three things they each represented. Yeah, let's go. It's like, what?

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: Which one of the apostles did Quizdom tribute night? You Christian? All right, come to my house. You Christian? All right, come to my house. At this time tomorrow, we're gonna see if you're Christian. Have a whole group of people there just to like quiz them and prove that they're not or they are or whatever.

Cristina: Yes. Why hasn't the church done something like this? This is amazing.

Jack: It's great, right? Just make the Christian. The church wants a lie and say there's more Christians than there are. Oh, that's anybody.

Cristina: Then they have a problem with everyone.

Jack: I mean. Yeah, because the church doesn't give a s*** about the Bible or Jesus Christ. Okay, the church pretends it does, but the church is really just run by government and government is run by rich racists, which is why it's like, well, women have to f****** do this and do that. And like, we can't have gays either in the Bible and in church because, you know, we're straight white men. That's scary to us because we probably, probably suck d*** secretly and we don't want people to know. We're gonna judge us on d*** sucking. Like you're billionaire, dude. Nobody gives a f***.

Cristina: They're all child molesters.

Jack: So they are. That's where it gets f*****. Which is also approved by religion, specifically the Catholic Church.

Cristina: They're all. All of them. Yeah. All the religious, all the governmental. All of it.

Jack: They like to f*** all the children all the time. God, that's always a topic on this show.

Cristina: It's hard to ignore.

Jack: It is so hard. Anytime we discuss religion, we sudd the Catholics. Look the other way.

Cristina: Just them. It's so many organizations, but it's like people way heavily.

Jack: Yeah, way heavily. The Catholic Church.

Cristina: Yes. But it's everyone.

Jack: It's everyone. But not in vast majority everywhere. No, it's like heavily. Like if we grabbed all the people, molesting all the people, like a good 90% of them are just priests.

Cristina: That's how much hardcore, bro. That's.

Jack: No, that's hardcore. And they get away with it. That's a problem.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How many of them never get caught?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Just f*** the people growing up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Just ruined hella lives. That's a monster though.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Functioning great in society. Sociopathic bullshit going on. D***. It's safe to assume that a lot of press, a lot of priests are a bit sociopathic. Right. Maybe they gotta disconnect. Unless it's an emotional urge. Oh no, I gotta f***, I gotta f*** em. It's like, bro, I don't know.

Cristina: I really want to know now.

Jack: That's what it's interesting, right? Like if we could test these people. Are they sociopaths? Is just a church run by sociopaths or do they have a problem? It's like a real problem.

Cristina: Like I gotta find out if anyone actually found that out. I'm sure they must have. Right? They must have questioned these guys.

Jack: I think because they're religious figures, we treat them differently then being curious and being like, bro, are you f****** these kids because you don't like care that they're gonna be ruined in the future? Or you have no self control despite knowing that they have a f***** future if you do this.

Cristina: I wonder how many choose the first answer.

Jack: It's nuts. They're just like, I don't give a f***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: F***, let the kids have crappy lives. I don't give s***. Oh my gosh, I need to get my willy wet. And then God's gonna. I just go pray later and I'm cool.

Cristina: What about those sisters? Why they gotta touch the kids? There are plenty sisters.

Jack: They rape them too.

Cristina: They do, yes.

Jack: Crazy known.

Cristina: I thought the sisters were just having like female parties on their own.

Jack: Well, like touching each other and whatnot. Yeah, I mean probably. But I know that a bunch of the nuns casually the priests, because they're also not getting laid.

Cristina: But they're not being raped. Or are they being raped.

Jack: Some of them are.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: There's a lot of things going on. Oh, it's like yay religion.

Cristina: Yeah. Sounds like those horror stories from being in jail or whatever prison. The cops raping the prisoners or whatever for the fun of it. Because they're prisoners. I don't know what the whole thing.

Jack: It'S Usually male cops raping female inmates.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty horrible.

Jack: That's just horn dogs who are like, I'll get away with it. And then they go pray. God is gonna forgive him. God's gonna forgive him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Jesus will forgive them because he forgives. That's a weird thing about the Old and New Testament. The Jesus thing, the God thing. Jehovah is two different guys.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're vastly different people. The first dude is wrathful, destructive, jealous, angry, savage. Which tells us he's a demigod in the first place. Why do you have emotions, bro?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, whatever. Yeah, you can't just blink his problems away. Very angry and just can't blink it away. Nope. Yeah, totally logical, bro. That's. That's exactly what it is. You hate it all. You want to destroy it all, but you can't. Sweet.

Cristina: But he does. And then he brings it back. Or is someone else doing that?

Jack: The best he could do is flood it. He couldn't get rid of it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Just made it rain. Apparently, he's a God of weather.

Cristina: Yes. Is that how he's done. Whoa.

Jack: He destroyed and he sent. I think he made fire fall from the sky too.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, he has done some things. Okay, yeah.

Jack: Gave Moses the power to split the oceans.

Cristina: Wait, so he can give people powers?

Jack: He gave him a stick with powers. Maybe that was just a tool that the gods use.

Cristina: He controls the weather. Is he the Earth because he gave him a stick and it's magical? Maybe he's just Earth.

Jack: Gaia.

Cristina: Yeah. What if he was Gaia all along?

Jack: That would make sense. Gaia is, like, a pretty ancient God. I think it actually predates Jehovah.

Cristina: Oh, okay. There you go. Jehovah is just Gaia in disguise. I guess.

Jack: I mean, considering that Christianity is just Greek mythology. Well, it's just Judaism, and Judaism is Greek mythology, and Greek mythology is a Norse mythology, and Norse mythology is Hinduism. It's possible the Hinduism just comes from. From the original understanding and labeling from natives of different cultures that talked about Gaia. That talked about Gaia.

Cristina: Mm. What is that? What does that do?

Jack: Tells me when I get a message.

Cristina: Is it from this conversation or that's from something else?

Jack: No, nobody here has sent us a message.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But, yeah, I don't know. I think it's real f***** up that people force the unknown on people as if it's totally known.

Cristina: Religion or science. It's all the same.

Jack: Science knows a lot, but it also doesn't have a finite answer for anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It can't just be like for a.

Cristina: Fact, but they want you to believe it's believe.

Jack: I would say theology, out of the two has the least amount of way specific answers, but also it doesn't need specific answers because it's a subjective experience guidebook.

Cristina: Yeah. You're not supposed to be. The questions that you're trying to answer with the Bible doesn't make sense.

Jack: Yeah. It's about you internally.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How you feel, how your emotions are. Your spirit just way abstract and personal versus objective, which is science.

Cristina: Mm. You can just divide the two.

Jack: Yeah. You have to think of that as two very different things that function together.

Cristina: And they would function together if you were thinking of it like that. Yeah.

Jack: Yes. Theology and religion do great together. Do great, great, great, great, great together.

Cristina: As long as they're not competing to answer the same questions. That doesn't even make sense.

Jack: That doesn't make sense.

Cristina: No.

Jack: It should just be things that you can create and base and understand from science and things that allow you to feel like a good person. Understand basic moral principles, family values. I'd suggest everybody become a Mormon. Yes. It's a stupid f****** religion that makes no sense. Also, their family values are better than every family value everywhere. You literally have to make time for your family. Go be a Mormon. Learn to love people.

Cristina: Those aren't the people that kick out their children if they don't want to continue that life or something.

Jack: You mean the Amish?

Cristina: Oh, okay. I don't know. They're very similar in my mind.

Jack: The Amish are the. Are you talking about Orthodox Jews as well?

Cristina: I don't. There's a couple of them.

Jack: There's a couple of these people out there.

Cristina: Mormons live. Do they live the same as the Amish, though?

Jack: No, they're just people.

Cristina: Okay. They don't live in farms. No.

Jack: They don't live in a house.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like anybody else.

Cristina: And they use electricity and all that.

Jack: They're super normal.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: You might know mad Mormons and not even know it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It might just be surrounding you. They're just people.

Cristina: They're just people. Okay.

Jack: They're just Christians.

Cristina: All right. Amish. They're not.

Jack: No. Those aren't humans at all. Those are weird freaks of nature who are like.

Cristina: Those are people. But they're. It's not a religious thing. It's a life choice.

Jack: Both.

Cristina: It's both.

Jack: It's a life choice based on religion.

Cristina: What religion?

Jack: The. I believe it's Judaism.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Amish or Jews? If I'm not mistaken. They are the Orthodox Jews.

Cristina: Oh. Are you positive?

Jack: I think so. I'm pretty, like, heavily sure. I could be wrong. But then that means that these two groups are very similar.

Cristina: Oh, the Jews and the Amish.

Jack: The Orthodox Jews and the Amish.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But I think the Amish are the Orthodox Jews. I'm not entirely sure on how that breaks down, but that seems right.

Cristina: Let's become Amish. Let's live by them. We don't have to be living with them to be their neighbors. Or they can't have neighbors.

Jack: I will never be Amish.

Cristina: I don't want to be Amish. I just want to be a neighbor of Amish.

Jack: Go live next to Amish people then.

Cristina: That's crazy. No, I mean, yes, let's go.

Jack: You can go.

Cristina: I could go. Okay, I'll go.

Jack: I have no reason to go.

Cristina: I need my podcast people to come with me.

Jack: You can take the whole crew.

Cristina: Yes, I want the whole crew to come with me.

Jack: Everybody's going.

Cristina: Everyone.

Jack: They're just all living over there?

Cristina: Yes, all. All of us. There's a lot of people. I know, but we'll make it work. We'll get one house.

Jack: You mean basically start your own Amish community?

Cristina: I guess so. Yes. We're gonna start an Amish community.

Jack: Start an Amish community. But the reason they do this because of religion is because they believe that electricity is unnatural.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And so anything using it is also unnatural. It's not something God put on earth for us.

Cristina: Are they sure that electricity isn't something God gave us?

Jack: It's definitely something God gave us.

Cristina: Because I feel like. Yeah, that's exactly where it's coming from. It is natural.

Jack: Yeah, but they think like technology and crap like that.

Cristina: Oh, okay. How we use it. Interesting. I don't know. Because then they're doing the same with the wood from trees. It's not. Not that. The same thing. I don't like. What's the difference?

Jack: I have no idea what you're trying to say.

Cristina: That they can destroy trees to build houses and stuff like that.

Jack: Right. So the house isn't natural.

Cristina: Yes, but that's the same thing with the electricity. The electricity is natural. What you do with it is unnatural.

Jack: Yes. So the tree is natural. What you do with it is unnatural.

Cristina: Exactly. So.

Jack: Except animals do what you do with the tree. I think that's where the base. What would an animal do?

Cristina: But we're not animals.

Jack: We totally are. Except that's science, right? Oh, not religion. Because man was made already as man, according to religion.

Cristina: Okay, wait, so then there are.

Jack: I don't know where the argument is. Yeah, I don't know where the argument comes from.

Cristina: Yes. Because in religion, we are just. We're humans. Animals are animals. That's what you're saying. Yes.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Then.

Jack: Well, in science, we can. We're all the same.

Cristina: We're all the same. Yes.

Jack: Theory of evolution. Because again, nobody's proven we came from s***. Yeah, it's a theory that we came from s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: From true, literal poop. From s***. We came from s***.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Us? Everybody.

Cristina: Everyone.

Jack: There was a t*** at the beginning, a magical t***. And of that magical t*** stepped out the first bipedal who later became a human. And now we poop the Earth.

Cristina: We do poop, but everyone poops.

Jack: Isn't that like a child book?

Cristina: Everyone poops. I don't know.

Jack: It's a book for kids who are scared to poop because they're ashamed of pooping.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: I feel like that makes sense. Why would they be shamed of pooping?

Jack: And training A puppy, maybe?

Cristina: Yeah, they're training the child. But why would you need a story to tell you how to poop or something? I don't know. That's weird.

Jack: I mean, you always knew how to poop, but they're telling you. I guess that's potty training. It's like you're pooping in a different space other than on yourself. You used to poop in yourself.

Cristina: Some kids are afraid of toilets, I think.

Jack: And everybody poops in the toilet.

Cristina: Yeah. You gotta show them that it's not scary.

Jack: This is also where the programming comes in, right?

Cristina: What is it?

Jack: Religion and science. There's a follow the line mentality.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And that happens with pooping.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: Which is like, well, look, Timmy, everyone else uses the toilet. That's how you should use the toilet. What if Timmy wants to take a s*** outside? What if Timmy doesn't want to follow the conventional f****** rule? Society, Bill. What if Timmy's like, f*** the man?

Cristina: Well, he should at least understand where the man's coming from. But, like, before he decides.

Jack: But like, they're 100% like, no, everyone else does it, so you must do it. We do it, so you do it. And you're doing it just because we do it. You don't have to do it, but.

Cristina: You have to do it. All the education into a child is, though.

Jack: Yeah. Everybody else is doing this. You shut the f*** up. Don't think about it. Just do it. Yes, this is what it is.

Cristina: That's crazy. Okay. We're just. We're pretty much made like that.

Jack: Yeah. Anyways. Anyways. Science and religion are the same s***. Is the summary here. And you can not use either to prove that. We're not going to hurt you.

Cristina: We're not going to. We're not going to hurt you. What are you talking about?

Jack: To make them get listeners.

Cristina: Oh, okay. We never do that.

Jack: Fair enough. Fair enough. We might be all talk.

Cristina: Yeah, we're all talk.

Jack: All threats. All threats. Maybe I'm making promises and maybe nobody has broken their side of the deal. Do you want to be the first? Do you want to be the first?

Cristina: Okay, that sounds like a threat.

Jack: Fair. It went from a warning to a promise to a threat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Let's go. I'm on a roll. Anyways, if you guys like these conversations where we bash religion and science because they're equally stupid. Also, the Earth is definitely round and flat. Actually, I found the answer to that. What was it? It's a tycohe. A tegohedron. It's a little bit flat and a little bit round. It's the answer that pleases everybody.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if you guys are confused about which one it is, find the middle ground, which is what I always say. Maybe the Earth is neither flat nor round. Maybe it's a little bit flat in a round kind of way.

Cristina: It's an eyeball.

Jack: There's a galaxy. That's an eyeball.

Cristina: That's cool. That's pretty cool.

Jack: Actually. I think it's a nebula.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: I don't know. There's weird s*** out there. Yes, it's probably an eyeball. Dude, all jokes, design. Anyways, you can find all that s*** on. You find all of it. All our stuff, all our things at. Actually, before that, there's. There's a bunch of episodes like this, by the way, a crap ton.

Cristina: We have one comparing science and religion with magic or one or the other with magic. I'm not sure. I think science with magic.

Jack: Science with magic. Interesting.

Cristina: I'm not sure if religion was in that.

Jack: There's a couple of us just talking about how f****** pedophilic religion is. A couple of that. That's all over the place. You stroll by accident, you'll land in that topic. It comes up too often. And anyways, you can find that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify and anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, instagram and TikTok. Usconvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe because why the f*** not leave us a just hit? Subscribe people, and you'll enjoy the show. And you can also rate it. That's great. Leave ratings. That helps people, and specifically us, and leave a review telling us, you guys are so cool. You guys are so awesome. You guys are the coolest.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, Word of mouth, totally awesome. Very important. It's. It's very important that you just share your kindness with everybody and tell them, look, today we're gonna learn about the comparison of religion and science and I guess theology and science. I keep mixing them up. Changeable to some degree. The problem is that science is also religion. So if I say religion, I mean theology and science.

Cristina: Okay, Religion and religion.

Jack: Yeah, religion and religion. Religion, religion. You can about learn about religion, religion. And if you want to learn about religion, religion, you're here, man. Listen to the show. You can totally do that.

Cristina: And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening, but maybe they just want to stand out.

Jack: Although it's about respect. I remember on the NPR show that they mentioned. What the f*** was it called? It's an NPR show, kind of like Radiolab but for court stuff. And they mentioned that the reason that they were wearing the robes in the first place was to seem like real authority based people and really stand out. And it was all dark and serious looking.

Cristina: So people before they were actually taken seriously.

Jack: Yes, that's part of the reason they started being taken seriously. But like now we know you're the judge, we don't need you to wear that.

Cristina: But if they're not dressing that and then someone just comes in a suit and then sits on that chair, you don't know if that's the judge or.

Jack: Not or if that's just some. Every officer in that court knows who that is.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Elin Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 129: The Doomsday Clock

Doomsday Clock, Apocalypse, Rapture, Time Travel, Ending, Clock, Watch, Time

Has the apocalypse happened? Is there a way to predict when it will? The Doomsday Clock and a priests predictions of the Rapture are unpacked a day after the ending of the world on this episode of Just Conversation!

Rambling 129: The Doomsday Clock

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Mayan and Christian Calendar
  • World War 3
  • The Fig Tree
  • The Apocalypse
  • Fat People
  • Biological Weapons
  • 2nd Amendment
  • The Road
  • Starvation

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

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Jack: Yes. And also, this show is most enjoyable with the listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss. So be sure to grab somebody that you love dearly by the shoulders, and you stare deep into their eyes, romanticizing them. Make sure they feel the love coming, radiating off of you. And you. You hold them by the shoulders, looking at their eyes, and you tell them, look, I really, really. I would love it if you listen to this podcast. Like, why? Why is this important to you? Why. Why did the moment get so tense?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then you say, it's because it is a literal life and death situation. And she's gonna say, what? Or assuming it's a she. Well, in this scenario, it's a she because I'm the one talking. Okay, but let's assume whoever the listener who's trying to get somebody else to listen is, is talking to a she. So if you're female listening to this, you're lesbian for this moment. Or I guess it could just be your best friend. That just got real tense with. I guess whatever the case might be. You're talking to a female, and now you identify as a male, too.

Cristina: No matter what you.

Jack: No matter what you are, you currently identify as a male and you are talking to a female, regardless of whether that's what's happening.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anyways, you tell them this, and they're like, what do you mean? And tell them the world is ending. If you don't listen to the podcast, it's like, how does that work? And it's like, I pressed a button.

Cristina: You pressed the button.

Jack: There was a red button.

Cristina: The list, the. Wait. The person that's saying this to them pressed the button.

Jack: Yes. We mailed them a button. We mailed our listeners a button. It's connected to a nuke. I don't know where the nuke is. It came out of the quantum computer.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: I just said, make something dangerous and it spit that out. And I sent it to all the listeners, and I'm like, somebody's gonna press it.

Cristina: Well, I have some news. I have to spoil your fun. That's a great idea. I wish they could have done that. If they Were listening now, but the world ended yesterday, I'm sorry to tell you.

Jack: So did that work?

Cristina: I don't know. Because they got it today. They're doing it today. Yeah, but if it ended, they can't do that.

Jack: So this is the post apocalypse?

Cristina: Yes. Well, it can be. There's two options, of course, depending on what happened yesterday. But we weren't there to see because I'm too scared. I'm afraid to find out that I've lost all my loved ones.

Jack: Why? F*** the loved ones.

Cristina: Well, anyway, yesterday, the world might have ended. There's this pastor. There's this. I guess. I don't know, this is just one of the many conspiracies online, I guess. I don't know if this is a bunch of people believe this or this is just one person's crazy writing, but this pastor explains on his website this whole detail of how and why it's ending yesterday. And I'm gonna try my best to explain to you why yesterday was the date.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: To start off, you know when the Mayans got the date of the apocalypse, it was supposed to be 2012.

Jack: Yeah. They got the numbers wrong instead of 2021, 2012.

Cristina: It wasn't just them. The person that gave them that information was Satan.

Jack: Of course it was.

Cristina: Yes. And he got the number wrong. I don't know. Like, I guess he was also trying to figure out when the apocalypse is so he could be ready and let his people know. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What his reasoning for trying to figure it out. Because I would assume he maybe would know already. I don't know. But I guess for Satan, it's gonna be a surprise as well as for us. So the devil was wrong. Of course.

Jack: See, that makes total sense to me that somebody would say that because that means they don't get how time is calculated. And like the Mayans, I don't believe their Calendar literally said 2012. I believe the way they were calculated. Because we count 2012 based on the Christian calendar.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're just kind of putting together where their calculation would land. This is a person who made a prediction and had no idea that's what happened.

Cristina: Well, obviously the Mayans were tricked to follow a different. I don't know, they were taught to.

Jack: Follow a calendar that didn't exist yet.

Cristina: Yes, yes, exactly. So maybe, maybe they did have the Christian calendar as well and they just lost it.

Jack: And that's why we're like, later in the year 2000. Well, in the year one or zero.

Cristina: In the year zero. They figured it out. There was no year zero, though. There wasn't like, a day that was.

Jack: Well, now we start counting, people. Okay, everybody, now we're gonna agree to start count. No, what happened with time was that they chose. Somebody decided this is like, the starting point.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then they calculated everything backward and forward from that moment.

Cristina: Yeah. So, but when was that year? That was like, year 11,000 or something.

Jack: Yeah, it was just 18,000.

Cristina: They discovered, like, or whatever. Okay, that's interesting. But, yes, there was no year zero. That's an interesting year, though. If anything happened that time, did they just skip zero?

Jack: They just skipped zero zero.

Cristina: There was no zero. Oh, okay. There's just one and negative one.

Jack: We got to think of it like Koreans do. Like, year one is also year zero, but it's like, from day zero all the way to 365. That's year one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now think of centuries. You'll be in the year 2000, but be in the 21st century is because you're adding all the numbers from the beginning of the year 2000 to the beginning of the year 2000 and 2100, that's the 21st century. You're counting all the dates within that as part of the 21st century.

Cristina: Yeah. So that's what would happen with zero.

Jack: Yeah. Okay, so the first year is zero to 365. That is year one. So in any case, I guess Koreans are the ones who have it, Right.

Cristina: Oh, snap.

Jack: Holy s***. Who would have thought that?

Cristina: Then would the year of the end of the year be the right year?

Jack: No, that means the numbers are f***** up anyways. It would have been 2013.

Cristina: Oh, then does that mean if this calculation that he does is right, would it be 2022 instead of 21?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Oh, no.

Jack: He was wrong. No matter what the case might be.

Cristina: Okay, well, the way he figured out his math. Because there's math involved. Of course.

Jack: Of course.

Cristina: Like, super scientific here. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. One plus one.

Cristina: Yes, pretty much. Okay, so you remember the story of the fig tree, right?

Jack: Sure. The God angry at a fruitless tree.

Cristina: Yes. Jesus sees a tree, he's like, why don't you have figs when it's not fig season? How dare you? You're cursed. Now it dies.

Jack: Seems like something Jesus would do.

Cristina: Yes. And then he tells a story about a mountain, and then he explains, if you wish for any, if you pray to God, God is gonna make it happen.

Jack: So, okay, let's. Oh, my God. So Jesus, AKA God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Goes up to a tree, and he's like, tree you should have figs on you. You should have figs right now. And see, I'm God and I make whatever I want happen. You should have figs. So if I pray to God, who's me, then anything is possible. Thus you should have figs, but you don't have figs, which means me, who I prayed to, didn't do the thing I prayed to me to do. So I'm destroy you, fig tree. This is on you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The end of story.

Cristina: That is the story. That is. Yes. Or at least that's my understanding of the story.

Jack: Conclusion, if I pray to me and I don't do what I told me to do, blame whoever is closest.

Cristina: It's the fig's fault. The fig's fault because it didn't have his religion. Because somehow the story is a symbol, or the fig is a symbol of the nation and not being religious enough.

Jack: The fig didn't have enough faith.

Cristina: Yes, the fig didn't have enough faith. What that is what the true story. That's from an actual Bible. People who look into the story, they're like, yes, that's what this story means. But back to the pastor, though. He's saying that that's actually the start of the doomsday clock. There's a hidden message where the fig tree is Israel, which is what the people who interpret do think. The fig is fig is Israel, the fig tree is exile.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: That's why it was like they think it's at that present moment, it's dead, or it's. It's because they don't have faith in that time. But the priest today thinks it's because this is gonna happen now, that that's not back then that he's talking about. He's talking about what's happening right now somehow.

Jack: Right. Like that big tree. Okay, so how does the math come in that justifies this?

Cristina: Yes. Okay. He starts off with seasons. For some reason, he talks about winter and spring and summer and that Jesus said that Israel is going to come back to life somehow with seasons. I don't know the true math. Okay, look, it's a little crazy. Okay, I understand. But since Israel became a nation again, he sees that as spring, and that's the start of a whole season for the fig, which is Israel.

Jack: Okay. Why is it real, becoming a nation, the deciding point of a season?

Cristina: Because Jesus said so. He feels like this is what Jesus is talking about. He thinks Jesus is talking about what's happening to Israel right now.

Jack: Israel, boom, nation. Thus spring.

Cristina: Yes. And then summer. Well, first it was winter, actually. Israel wasn't a nation anymore. Then spring, it becomes a nation. Then summer is when things are going to get bad and the apocalypse happens then. That's what we're waiting for, for summer. And there's something about in which generation is this great big second coming and the end of the world stuff is going to happen. And he says, like, it's going to happen in two generations or something. In the Bible, a generation equals 40 years or 70 years or something. So in 1948, it became a nation again. And then 40 years from that is 1988. And then he adds 40 more years for some reason to make it 2087. And then he minus seven years to make it 2001.

Jack: He added 40 once and got to 2087 twice.

Cristina: He added it once to make 1988.

Jack: Got you.

Cristina: And then again to make 2028.

Jack: Okay, that would make sense. 88 doesn't make sense. 2088, that number's inaccurate.

Cristina: Yes. And then he minus seven because there's going to be seven years of horrible stuff happening. So that's why he subtracted seven pieces. I don't know. Who says seven years? It's going to be seven horrible years. But he's saying biblical. Oh, okay.

Jack: Rapture.

Cristina: So when you -7 is 2021.

Jack: So there's three years of peace, four years of h***, or something like that.

Cristina: Okay, but so there's two things that could happen. Either yesterday, Israel was forced to bomb Iran to end their nuclear threat, triggering World War three and the crash of the world systems and start of the apocalypse. That all happened yesterday.

Jack: Sweet. I didn't notice. I must have been asleep or.

Cristina: This pastor wins the Bible lottery. The Bible code lottery. That's his words. The Bible code lottery. He figured it out and he starts this church. And this church does so well that God is like, all right, I'm a stop Iran's nuclear program with an earthquake, and then we get a few years of peace. The end.

Jack: No apocalypse. Everything just keeps going.

Cristina: Yeah. For a short time. I don't know when the next. Like God's.

Jack: Oh, he built in his re date.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: He built in the redate.

Cristina: Yeah. In case. So when his church does succeed, if it did succeed yesterday, then, well, the apocalypse is pushed back.

Jack: Fair. So his church, it all hangs on his church.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, sweet. That seems legit.

Cristina: I love it. It's amazing, right? Did you know that 22% of Americans believe that the world will end in their lifetime?

Jack: 22%. I mean, I guess we're all f****** stupid. That's. Of course we think that everybody's paranoid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like in mass. It's mass hysteria. That's paranoia. And then media convinces the dumbest of people that everything is at its most crucial. And then it takes even the dumbest of those people and divides them to opposite extremes to fight an imaginary war that is orchestrated by people who pretend to be on opposite sides wearing suits, but are obviously working together and made up the narratives that they got their people who are fighting the wars to follow. And then we're just talking one country at this point. Obviously, we're just talking the United States, but it's happening. If it's happening in the rest of the world. You zoom out and then you remember that there's a place called the United nations where the people who send the people to war shake hands and agree they're gonna send people to die versus each. You could just blow that guy's brains out in that room and your problem is solved. No, me and you, we're safe because we're part of the United Nations. The people from our countries, we can draft those m************ into war and they're all gonna die. All made up. Yeah, it just all got made up behind closed doors. And then dumb people fall for it. If you believe in democracy, in republics, if you're unrelated to democracy and republics, a democrat or a republican, a leftist, a rightist. Regardless of which country you come from, if you pick the side, you're a f****** idiot.

Cristina: Who. You're on the wrong side.

Jack: Yeah, you f******. You're an idiot because you believe there's a side. They made that up just for you to believe in it.

Cristina: Ooh. Yes.

Jack: They entirely designed it for dumbasses who would believe there's a side. And then they trick you into believing it's the end of the world. Consistently.

Cristina: Consistently. That's why so many people around the world truly believe that a religious figure is going to return to save the chosen few. Yes, that's everywhere. That's not just here, that's everywhere.

Jack: They have that belief all of time, though.

Cristina: So it's part of religion. Pretty much, yeah.

Jack: All religions have this form of thing that's going to come and save you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Even freaking. What the h*** is it called?

Cristina: The alien one, the alien religion.

Jack: Scientology. You can be saved by aliens from 3,000 years ago or miles away or some s*** like that.

Cristina: 3,000 years ago?

Jack: I don't f****** know. I just know. The point is, aliens are going to come and take us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, what the f***? Everybody has some salvation story.

Cristina: Exactly. Yes. Well, all of this reminds me that fake news is such a problem and that fake news has even entered the real doomsday clock. We talked about the fake biblical doomsday clock that happened yesterday. I mean, maybe it's not fake. Who knows? I haven't checked outside yet. But there's a real, what I'll call the real one, which is the science made, I guess. Doomsday clock and fake news has entered into what they're worried about.

Jack: Yeah. Because they're gonna trigger retarded people to react in the dangerous situations. The insurrection was triggered because fake news.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The assault on Asian Americans is because fake news.

Cristina: Yes. So many things.

Jack: War is formulated because fake news propaganda Russian hacks into our systems and create fake narratives that then cause people to be paranoid anti vaxxers, freaking the leftists taking over the world. But then the right is, you know, being all rogue and it's like, doesn't matter where you come from, what side you stand on.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You fell for the fake news.

Cristina: So many fake news.

Jack: Yeah. Both sides are susceptible, but it's targeted towards the dumb people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If you believe any news outlet. You fell for it.

Cristina: Yes. So that's why they had to add that. And from learning about that, I found out that the doomsday clock has been around for 75 years, just waiting for us to get close to him for the actual doomsday, which would be us starting it as human beings.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Nothing else that's gonna happen. Like no meteor is gonna. We're gonna become innovative enough to solve that problem.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Instantaneous. What we can't solve is. Oh, that a****** has a button. Well, you know what I have?

Cristina: That's exactly how it's gonna end. I mean, we're already there. We're just waiting for who presses that button first.

Jack: We're waiting for mutually assured distraction.

Cristina: Yes. That's really what they're watching. That's all they're watching for.

Jack: Some douche is gonna press the button.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then some other a******'s gonna panic.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then everybody's gonna start pressing their respective buttons and that's it.

Cristina: Hopefully we're in Mars by then.

Jack: That's.

Cristina: I guess that's the only thing. Like, we gotta get some people over there. So once this is gone, I think.

Jack: Elon Musk is to get us the f*** out of here. Because he's like, they're stupid, bro. They're really gonna just cause this. I just need to be off before that happens.

Cristina: Yeah. What it's problematic, but it's gonna happen. So on the Doomsday Clock, we're the closest to the end that we ever been.

Jack: It's always the case. I know. That is a fact about the Doomsday Clock.

Cristina: I've always been like that.

Jack: You were always the closest.

Cristina: Well, the closest.

Jack: Inching.

Cristina: Yeah, it's always inching. But it's always moves back and forth, though, as well.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like, away from it. What is it?

Jack: But when it comes back in, it comes back in harder.

Cristina: It's way, way seconds away. Yeah.

Jack: If you were to think about it and think of a grandfather clock.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Except rather than swinging really hard to both sides and then focusing in the middle, you start in the middle and you gradually tick harder and harder and harder. And your swings are more drastic every time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we're in the really extreme swings where one day we're almost there, the next day, a moment away from peace, and then again, totally nuclear moment.

Cristina: Well, right now we're at just 100. We're just at 100 seconds. And that was since last year, because they do it every year. But last year was the closest. And this year is. It's the same. They haven't changed at all. It's that bad. Yeah.

Jack: It's 2021, part two. It's 2020, part two. It's 2021.

Cristina: Yeah. Yes, yes. And besides, we got what fake news we have to worry about. What else do we have to worry about? Oh, they also watch, of course, for nuclear threats. Did we already say that, too?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yes. And I don't know if you know this, but in 2019, there was almost 13,900 nuclear warheads in the world.

Jack: Don't we have like, 99% of that?

Cristina: Probably, yes. But, you know, the highest was having 7,000. I mean, 70,000. In the mid-1980s, there was 70,000 nuclear warheads in the world.

Jack: But those were weak sauce next to the nuclear warheads we have now. That's why we had less. They're way more overpowered.

Cristina: Oh, yes, that's true. That's probably true. Also, climate change has been added to the list since 2007, so.

Jack: Because we're always melting everything.

Cristina: Yeah. And that's the most controversial thing that they've done, because, of course there's the.

Jack: Climate change, because f****** back to the deniers.

Cristina: Yeah, the deniers. Yes, exactly.

Jack: It's part of that person who picks up snow and brings it into a freaking town hall meeting. Do you think there's fake. There's a. Is climate change real? Then how am I holding snow? It's like, I don't think you comprehend what climate change is.

Cristina: No, no. So fake news and conspiracy theories are important to them because the conspiracy theories, what worries them is the WHO anti vaccination movement and how that's like. Some things that were gone because of vaccines have come back because people don't want to take the vaccines for it. That kind of stuff happens.

Jack: It's crazy that we would have gotten it under control because people understood how vaccines worked and somehow that knowledge got lost.

Cristina: I don't think they knew how it worked. I think it was advertised to them. Good enough. Well enough that it was like, oh, yeah, we should take it because it's popular, or something like that.

Jack: But then fake news jumped in.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, it was probably fake news of, like, it's gonna help you, even though we're not really sure it's gonna help you.

Jack: And then, you know, I'm saying fake news popped up. Oh, yeah, I see what you mean. Because then fake news popped up and, like, convinced them otherwise.

Cristina: Exactly. Exactly.

Jack: How many people have no idea how vaccines work? Yes, they're too stupid to do the.

Cristina: Research, but the scientists aren't good at explaining things either.

Jack: God, I hate scientists. They're so dumb, too.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Like, they're academically smart. They are not necessarily even intelligent. They just have academic information memorized. If they were intelligent, they'd be like Einstein, that you could rephrase it without reciting what you read from a textbook.

Cristina: Rephrase it? That makes sense to a child.

Jack: Well, that would be the point of rephrasing it in the first place.

Cristina: Okay, yes, yes.

Jack: So that you can say something that isn't what you read off of a textbook. But scientists are f****** stupid. They just have good memories.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they can only repeat what they memorized off of a textbook.

Cristina: And then the average person is going to see that, hear that, and think of gibberish.

Jack: Yeah, you. You're lying to me. Because you're telling it to me like this. We need people to study Einstein and learn to communicate things to people so that they can be like, this is what it is. And you'll be like, oh, I can picture that.

Cristina: Yes. So ridiculous. And a few things that they're looking. A few things that they're looking into, but it's not really on the list yet. Is disruptive technologies like synthetic biology and gene editing.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: I wonder what horrible things could happen from that.

Jack: Wait, why are they looking at that?

Cristina: That's in case something horrible happens in.

Jack: That I somehow Doubt that. The whole purpose of that would be for us to become better, to remove problems.

Cristina: Well, maybe someone's gonna use that to do evil. I don't know how.

Jack: I mean, I guess it would be weird. You'd have to acquire fetuses that aren't dead. Like, you're talking about the sketchiest, darkest holes of science.

Cristina: Oh, like some.

Jack: Well, they're worried about the ground. I mean, there was that guy who was just f****** splicing DNA of humans and pigs and animals and s***. Like that was a f****** thing.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, we found that guy. He disappeared.

Jack: Yeah, he just some Mexican guy who just bailed. He went to China to do this. Did this thing.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Trail runs cold as f***. Yeah, that's the guy who made Scooby Doo.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, that guy. Oh, my gosh, yes. They're looking at him. He's on the list. Well, he's not on the list yet. They're waiting to see what he does.

Jack: Man, you know what's f****** crazy?

Cristina: What?

Jack: That's China again.

Cristina: That's China because he went to China.

Jack: To be able to do it. That's mad f*****. Is that just like the anything goes over there?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: D***, bro. Maybe that's mad f*****.

Cristina: Yes. And they're also worried about artificial intelligence because of weapons mostly. You know, smart weapons.

Jack: I guess they think they're gonna turn on us.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: That seems highly unlikely.

Cristina: What? These aren't on the list. These are like in the far future. Let's see what happens. It's not anything. This isn't stuff that they're actually on. This. This isn't what they decided the clock on or anything.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Really looking into this. They're just.

Jack: And how are we. Just a couple of seconds. I don't understand.

Cristina: We're a couple of seconds because of all the things that I mentioned.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. That means that in exactly 100 seconds from this moment, everything should end. How is.

Cristina: Because that not the case.

Jack: What does 100 seconds really mean?

Cristina: It doesn't really mean anything. It's. It's just a symbol. It's just a metaphor of. It's good. We're really close. Like, one simple mistake extra that you add on to this list might actually end the world.

Jack: Got you. That makes sense like that.

Cristina: Yeah. And they started. They started this list because after World War II, a lot of the scientists that were part of the Manhattan Project and were working on the nuclear bomb, they were just. At that time, they were just wanting to be Germany in making the nuclear bomb, and they weren't really worried about, like, what's this gonna impact the world if we actually, you know, use this thing? They were just like, we're scientists. We gotta do this. And then after the atomic bombs were used in Japan, they were like, oh, crap, this is bad. This is not fun. And then they were worried that we could destroy the Earth with these things.

Jack: Which is pretty accurate.

Cristina: Yes. And that's when they started this list and seeing, like, how could we convince leaders and people to take care of the Earth and slow down with this whole arms race and all that stuff?

Jack: Who pays attention to the clock?

Cristina: They're hoping that the government will pay attention. I don't know if they do, but that's their goal. And for regular people to be concerned too, because I guess they expect regular human beings to protest together to make change or something.

Jack: You know, make everybody paranoid.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Try to stir up some madness.

Cristina: In a good way? No, not a mass hysteria, I think.

Jack: No, it's kind of mass hysteria. They're trying to scare everybody into action.

Cristina: Yes, I guess, in a way. Yes. Yes. But they think it's realistic, not something imaginary like the biblical doomsday.

Jack: So you're saying the biblical doomsday is imaginary?

Cristina: It's from one guy's point of view.

Jack: How is he not the guy? How do we know he's not the guy?

Cristina: I don't know. I'll find out when I go outside. But as far as I know, he's not the guy. But I don't know if they're the people either. Like, I don't know, they're also doing what he's doing. So who knows?

Jack: You tell me who's not. Who doesn't have faith in some random s*** and have a thing they call the Bible to a scientist? Equations. Scripture. Follow the equations. It tells me all the answers. You mean like the Bible tells these people the answers? Yeah, yeah, the equations tell me all the answers.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But you can't prove anything there. Well, they're theoretical.

Cristina: Yes, but.

Jack: So you have faith in these theories? No, no, no. It's fact. But you can't prove it. That's why it's a theory. It's just religion.

Cristina: It's just religion. Well, this. Yeah, I guess so. We got two different doomsday clocks, okay? And they're both saying the end is near.

Jack: One says it already happened.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. One says that it's already happened unless he actually saved people with his church. And then it moves back a little.

Jack: A little. Got you enough time to save more people.

Cristina: Yeah, so keep pushing it Back then.

Jack: Eventually save everybody and you'd beat it.

Cristina: Yep, I guess. Right? No, it eventually has to stop, though. There eventually has to be an end because the apocalypse has to happen there. Whatever. The Rapture.

Jack: Yes. There's God, thus Rapture.

Cristina: Yeah. So there's no. Like, we can beat it.

Jack: And then, you know, what's the biggest hole in this guy's plan?

Cristina: What?

Jack: The fact that he can push the apocalypse that God decided back. Is this guy somehow related to St. Patrick?

Cristina: Maybe he's got some St. Patrick's blood in him.

Jack: He's a descendant. Oh, snap.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just.

Cristina: If he does it, God's gonna help him. That's. That's the deal.

Jack: That's the deal.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess. So if he gets enough people. I don't know how much he is enough people. How much was it for that one story where God was like, I'm gonna destroy this place unless you convince a hundred people. And then he's like, no, what if I convince 10 people? Okay. And then no two people or something like that. You know that story?

Jack: Yeah, Yeah, I remember that story.

Cristina: So what if it's like that? Like, if you just convince two people that the doomsday biblical clock is true, that they need to be Christian or whatever it is if they convert to whatever he's selling, that he's. He saved the world.

Jack: Maybe. I suppose. Yeah. I don't see how it would be any different.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. In 1953 was the closest before 2020, where it was set to 11:58pm after the U.S. and the Soviet Union had hydrogen bomb tests. Right. In 1991, it was the furthest away from the. From midnight. It was 1153 in that year. The end. It was the end of the Cold War, and they signed a Strategic Arms Reduction treaty so that they would stop or to reduce the amount of dangerous weapons they had.

Jack: Who?

Cristina: The world. The America and the Soviet Union, I guess.

Jack: Got it. Got it.

Cristina: And so the way they. The way the scientists do this, every year, they begin in November, and they meet up in Chicago for a day and a half, and they ask two questions. One, is, is humanity safer or at greater risk than the year before? And is the. Is humanity safer or at greater risk than all the years since 1947, which is the year they started the clock?

Jack: And that's how they measure how much further to push it.

Cristina: Yeah. Whether to move it closer or farther from whatever it is.

Jack: We're not necessarily always more dangerous than we were the year before, but we're always consistently more dangerous than when we began. And if we take any five year sample, at least we're always significantly worse than any five year before us.

Cristina: You think so? We have a. We don't always move. Also, there's been some periods where it's been the same. Like from 1953 to 1960. That's not a lot of years. But those years, it was all that year. I mean, at that time it was all the same time. It's not always going up and then back down. There's been years where it's straight down, which is bad, but then some straight ups, which was good and good. Like when I'm saying up and down, I mean like closer to midnight is down, and farther to midnight from midnight is up.

Jack: So 1991, we were further from midnight, further from 1947 than we are now in 2021.

Cristina: Yeah. We're like, wait, what? From what year? 1947. Yeah. And for how far we are from the clock from midnight, it's 100 seconds, which is a minute and two thirds. They actually used seconds for some reason instead of minutes, they used seconds. This was the first time that they used seconds instead of minutes. That's how bad it is right now. And yeah. So it's still 100 seconds to midnight.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And what's like you said earlier, that panic, misinformation and racism relating to Covid has just spread all over social media, all over the world, faster than the virus. That's pretty crazy.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Again, stupidity is the main target of anybody seeking money. If you're trying to sell something, because everybody's trying to sell something, and fake news is just you selling stupid f****** information, but you don't give a s***. You're trying to get the views which equals money.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so you'll sell dumb s*** to dumb people who buy your dumb s*** regardless of what side they land on. If you're buying it, well, you sold some dumb s*** to somebody.

Cristina: Yeah. Have you heard. How many conspiracy theories do you think you've heard so far in my life? Since the vaccine?

Jack: Relative to the vaccine?

Cristina: No, to the coronavirus, actually. To the coronavirus. How many conspiracy theories have you heard so far?

Jack: New ones or in general?

Cristina: In general, I guess.

Jack: Conspiracy theories about the virus or since the virus?

Cristina: Since the. About the virus? Both. I don't know. I want to talk about both. Okay, but first I'm going to talk about how the coronavirus was made or.

Jack: Why you are asking how many conspiracy theories about the virus I have heard or just in general, like monkeys came from the.

Cristina: No, just about the coronavirus. How many conspiracy theories have you heard about the coronavirus?

Jack: I don't know, 10.

Cristina: 10. Well, have you heard that the coronavirus. There's one that it bears the sign of the beast, symbolized by 666. I don't know how they found the number on the virus, but a priest found. Did math, of course.

Jack: No, he didn't.

Cristina: But okay, he did math and I'm sure he showed it to people and it was like, look at this math. I didn't actually check up his math because it just. It's too ridiculous. Where do you find this stuff? But people do. Coronavirus is an American biological weapon. You for that one.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: The Chinese. It's a Chinese chemical weapon.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: Oh, we talked about this one. It's caused by 5G towers.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: It's caused by Bill Gates to put a microchip in you.

Jack: Yep. Heard that one too.

Cristina: It's caused by Bill Gates to sell you vaccines.

Jack: Didn't hear that one, but that makes sense.

Cristina: I don't think that makes sense.

Jack: Like he could own these vaccine companies for.

Cristina: Okay, he has. Yep. Yep. The coronavirus isn't real.

Jack: That is the most common one.

Cristina: That is the most common one. And it's just another flu.

Jack: That is not necessarily conspiracy theory.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's. It is a Covid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which so is the flu.

Cristina: I guess people just think it is the flu.

Jack: It's not. Not the flu. It's Covid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is what? The flu. They're both coronas. I guess Covid is the wrong name. But they're both coronaviruses.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There's just different kinds of coronaviruses. We've had coronaviruses forever. SARS is coronavirus. It's just a different kind of SARS that we're dealing with right now. So it is sort of kind of the flu. It's just, you know, the flu took some steroids or some s***. At the beginning it was way weaker.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But then it got to the fat.

Cristina: People and the old people.

Jack: And the old people. It was just raging, Ray. That's where it got its like legs. It started running dash and darting. Just f****** people up. But also we're in a consumer culture where we sell McDonald's to everybody and they eat it because they're weak minded morons who don't really care about their health. And then when they're starting to die, they then get scared. It's that thing about the every atheist in his last moment praise.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's exactly what's happening here. It's like, oh, my God, I need to be healthier. And it's like, you have had your life to make this choice. Now you decided, nah, maybe if it takes you out, you just had it coming.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's where I am with this virus. I got no problem. I want everybody to catch it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: 100% of us. If you did not prepare for this, this is your fault. You went to school where they taught you health and hygiene and you had parents who told you clean your. Wash your hands, brush your teeth, take a shower. We all had that. At least the majority of us. And the ones who didn't have such a robustly, ridiculously overpowered immune system because they're so g****** dirty that this coronavirus enters your body and it f****** dies.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Okay, so you're either in one of these two extremes or you're a fat.

Cristina: Person and you should die.

Jack: And you probably should die.

Cristina: Ow.

Jack: And look. Oh, we shouldn't. Fat shame. Fat people are dying because the virus kills fat people. That is literally what's going on.

Cristina: Do you think Phyllis Gates has a problem with fat people?

Jack: Who's Phyllis Gates?

Cristina: Bill Gates. Do you think Bill Gates has a problem with fat people?

Jack: Oh, no, I don't think he actually made this virus. I think this virus has a problem with fat people.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And old people, it just has a problem with people who aren't healthy.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: And if you're obese, you're not healthy. And you know, big is beautiful. We push that so much, we have one of the highest f****** counts in the world. That's how badly we push. Big as beautiful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, bro, it could be, but healthy is more beautiful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Big could be as beautiful as you want it to be. It will never be as beautiful as healthy. If big is beautiful, then healthy is f****** gorgeous.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's how it goes.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This virus is taking the bottom tiers down and only leaving the top.

Cristina: Ow.

Jack: You were beautiful. You weren't gorgeous. You were just beautiful in. You didn't cut. F******. You didn't make the bar. Oh, no. This 300 pounder is equal to that 115. Nah, nah. I promise. If you were to take some health tests, you'd fail. You'd get a very different result. Like if we couldn't look at you physically and just. You gave us blood and we took samples and we couldn't see you. If we just had that, we could tell you you're ugly based on how unhealthy you are.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: That's all it would take we don't need to see you. You're just ugly.

Cristina: You're just ugly.

Jack: You're just ugly.

Cristina: I hope they become. That's a rating system in the future. What?

Jack: Like, how healthy you are, man. I don't know why we don't push that. It should be like, the healthy you are, the sexier you are, regardless of how f****** you really land. On a scale of 1 to 10, like, how round your face is or to color your eyes or color your hair. The tightness of your waist. If you're healthy, who gives a s***?

Cristina: We gotta know what your doctor says about you.

Jack: Yeah, well, it. I guess we should normalize being attracted to people who eat well and seeing people exercising. Me like, oh, yeah, that's f****** nice. Somebody eating well. Oh, yeah, it's f****** nice.

Cristina: Be turned on by those things.

Jack: Yeah, we gotta normalize that because we're like, big f****** fat thighs and huge a****. And, like, one. Most of that is fake.

Cristina: People have a fetish for that. They're like, you eat more, eat more.

Jack: Media did that.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: Rap was not the mainstream, but they had women shaking their a****, Usually bigger women, all sexy and s*** and skimpy outfits and whatever. And then rap became the mainstream, and we still maintained that in those videos. But now people want it to be those things because it's the mainstream. It's cool, and I want to be cool. And thus we have in real life today, people we were looking down on in music videos 20 years ago that is just like, it left the f****** music video and is just walking around outside. It's like Michael Jackson jumping out of the f****** screen and Family Guy and snatching up the kid.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, it was in the screen. Now it's just out here.

Cristina: Mm. Well, I'm fat racist. You're fat racist. Okay.

Jack: Ever since. Ever since COVID I'm on COVID side.

Cristina: I'm like, look, you're pro Covid Joe.

Jack: The rest of us are f***** because of these people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If there weren't so many fat people, the rest of us wouldn't have to deal with this s***. There wouldn't be that many people dying. It's because there's that many unhealthy people. It's the fat people's fault we're all f*****.

Cristina: What about old people?

Jack: That's not their fault.

Cristina: They're old, but they're dying.

Jack: Aren't they way less than the fat people. Oh, it's the fat people in places where overweight was the minimum, age was the maximum. So if you don't have enough overweight people. All you can calculate is the older people. Think of Italy. Absurdly healthy country. Obesity. One of the lowest countries with obesity. Italy also, they have some of. Actually, literally the largest elderly population in the world.

Cristina: Those are the ones.

Jack: And that's who was dying. They didn't choose to get old. That f****** happened. Yeah, that happened to them. Not by them, but in these countries. Like, our population isn't majority elder. We're majority young. We have crazy young population. For us to pretend that it's not the fat people's fault that we're dealing with lockdowns and forced vaccinations. No, it's the fat people's fault.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: We don't have enough old people for it to be a problem the way it was in Italy. Well, we don't. We don't. It's so small. Our elderly population is like 15%.

Cristina: 15%. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, it's. It's.

Cristina: How much is the fat people?

Jack: 65% of the American population.

Cristina: What? 65.

Jack: 65% of the American population. You're more likely to see somebody overweight than somebody. Not on average.

Cristina: On average.

Jack: If you were to see three people, two of them are overweight.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: That's where we are.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, of course all this s*** is their fault. We're dealing with it because of them.

Cristina: Wow. Yeah. F****** fat people also. But what if. What if the coronavirus is trying to keep the masses obeying the government?

Jack: So it's a nanovirus.

Cristina: I guess it's for mind control. I don't know. I guess it's killing off people. People who disobey the government.

Jack: No, in this case, it would still be some sort of biological weapon, but intentionally created for the sake of having the right to impose these laws and rules by scaring people into agreeing to them.

Cristina: Oh, yes, that's. Yeah, that could be.

Jack: It's the whole get rid of guns problem. Like, nobody's really trying to get rid of guns, but the ideology behind that is, if we wanted to.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We just go ahead and send a couple of people to shoot up some of the leftist areas, then they would force us to remove their guns, and then if we wanted to overthrow them, they'd have no guns to fight back with.

Cristina: Is that a conspiracy or that's a thing?

Jack: No, that is a fact. That is exactly the point of guns in the. The amendment. The Second amendment is to defend yourself against a tyrannical government. Yes, the government is who's trying to get rid of your guns. Yes, but they usually don't do crap, but wait until you try to push it and then they're all on board. Yes, yes. We need to do this depending on.

Cristina: Your party though, I guess.

Jack: Not really. If you got money, because even some Republicans lean into it. It's really just about if you're rich and you kind of probably make money off of guns too.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like if you're an NRA member, you're probably paid off.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You're making money by supporting this.

Cristina: Which many of them are.

Jack: Which many of them are. Because ultimately if you're not an NRA member, you have no benefits here. Yeah, f****** get rid of the guns. If you wanted to overthrow these f****** would be way easier if they didn't have some. Not to mention it's f****** stupid to say you want guns because at the end of the day, what is your stupid pistol gonna do to a tank?

Cristina: I don't know. You're gonna throw it at the.

Jack: Yeah. What are the Republicans think they're gonna do? Well, I got my gun. If the government tries that, bro, they got missiles.

Cristina: They got robots.

Jack: Yeah. They got roach you can't beat no. Figures. Your gun isn't s***. It's fully automatic, bro. Their missile is like a tank that flew 100 miles per hour at you.

Cristina: They got dogs robot that looks like that dog robot from the Black Mirror episode where it was like an apocalypse and just dog robots everywhere.

Jack: Yeah. This is just real s***.

Cristina: It wasn't even like any scary type of robot chasing you. It was a little tiny dog robot that looks like it could flip really well.

Jack: But it's a total robot. That's good enough.

Cristina: Yes, yes. And of course the coronavirus was made to kill the old people because someone really hates the old people.

Jack: No, but that. I've heard about that one. That's population control.

Cristina: Oh, that's part of the population.

Jack: Because we allegedly. We don't. It's not that we don't have enough resources. They're distributed very shittily. We have a bunch of rich people with a s*** ton of resources and then poor people with none of it. And then we're like, there's not enough. But also we like don't use most of the land on Earth either.

Cristina: So what do they get from killing the old people?

Jack: Well, they're idiots and they think that there is a population control problem.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And if that was the case, then if you get rid of all the old people who are already going to die eventually.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You ease some of the resources strain so they could be spread out more Evenly amongst everybody left. But again, we don't have a resource problem. We have a resource management problem.

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: And so I get where they're coming from. But just kill the billionaires and you suddenly have a lot of resources.

Cristina: Yes. I don't promote that.

Jack: You don't promote killing the billionaires?

Cristina: I don't promote killing anyone. Not even the fat people.

Jack: That was. The virus is doing it for us.

Cristina: Exactly. But I'm not encouraging the virus. The coronavirus is made to kill poor people.

Jack: It's funny, though, because, like, the homeless people have, like, flourished in us.

Cristina: That they're flourishing. Yeah. A lot of people have become the poor homeless people because of that. Yeah.

Jack: There's been sort of a flip. People who are already homeless and poor have been put up in hotels so they wouldn't be out exposed, and thus they had better amenities. But then people who lost their jobs are the ones who replaced them on the streets. And those resources were already taken by the people who were on the streets. So the poor people kind of won, especially with free checks and s*** like that. It's the people who work. It's the middle class who got really shafted.

Cristina: Mm. So was the coronavirus for them?

Jack: It was to take out the fat people, the old people, and make the middle class poor and make the poor stable.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's to shake it up. The billionaires at no moment moved position.

Cristina: Nope. Everyone else said.

Jack: Everyone else said, wow.

Cristina: It was manu. It was made to make the rich richer and the poor poorer. Which is exactly what it is.

Jack: Exactly what's happening.

Cristina: It's exactly what's happening.

Jack: That is the right one.

Cristina: Maybe. Maybe it was made for that. Who knows?

Jack: It's definitely what happened if you owned a toilet paper company, a mask company, glove company.

Cristina: Lotion.

Jack: Lotion. Sanitizer.

Cristina: Yeah. In the beginning, sanitizer was.

Jack: Yeah. Not lotion. Sanitizer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So sanitizer, any of these things you stacked, and you're probably staying stacked for a while. Like, even if they bought in bulk and they can't come and buy more.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It doesn't matter. There's other people still buying, probably more than they need to and using it more often than they need to anyways.

Cristina: People are probably buying bulk cans, camp foods, and all that other survival list things.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: You know, like, you're never gonna need it, but it's gonna get old.

Jack: It's gonna get old eventually.

Cristina: Eventually you're gonna end up eating it. That sucks.

Jack: On the flip side, look old. Better than not.

Cristina: Yes. Is it? We won't get you sick if it's old. Like how old?

Jack: I don't know. I have an idea.

Cristina: Because I guess, I don't know. We'll see when they need it. I mean, maybe they're right and there is an apocalypse outside right now.

Jack: In the road, they would find cans.

Cristina: And still eat it.

Jack: And still eat it.

Cristina: Yeah, it's better than that. But how do you know that's realistic?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: Also, if the road ever happened, I'd kill myself.

Cristina: Exactly. That's why that's not realistic.

Jack: Like who's gonna make it that far?

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Intentionally, like I wanna. For what? Just f****** die, bro.

Cristina: Yeah, that story's not realistic.

Jack: No. Everybody would just kill themselves.

Cristina: Exactly. There's no point. There's nothing left. There's nothing. You just die a slow long death.

Jack: Yeah. You're just playing a game of who's the last man standing.

Cristina: For what?

Jack: For no reason. Just to be. And you can't really tell if there's somebody else lasting longer.

Cristina: Exactly. Like if you are the last person, then what? What's your reward? What do you get?

Jack: You know what's funny? Never think about this, but in reality there's probably a couple of billionaires that really did stockpile enough and have like some facilities on the ground or s*** that they could still survive off of until they actually die of old age. But we don't see those people because we're just a normal guy's life after the apocalypse.

Cristina: Yeah, but that's probably like a real thing. Yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's probably like mad people still alive. He's just not around them or doesn't know how to reach them.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh crap. People living underground. Yeah. Another conspiracy is that doctors have been silenced from letting people know that the COVID is fake.

Jack: That. That's a complicated one because we heard about that a couple of times in a couple of ways.

Cristina: But were those fake news?

Jack: I don't know. Because there were doctors themselves that said they fired me for trying to put real information.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it happened a lot. There are 30, 40 doctors fired for like not willing to forge paperwork that said it was worse than it was. In some cases they got fired for not forging paperwork that said it wasn't as bad.

Cristina: It's hard to say. Yes, that's. Yes. But there's also crazy doctors who are like, there was that crazy one. I don't know how many doctors said this, but there was one specific that I remember that said that the mask wearing mask was bad for you. And was actually activating the covalent in you by wearing the mask.

Jack: I don't see how that would make sense.

Cristina: That was a real doctor, though. I guess so. I don't know if you could trust every doctor.

Jack: I mean, there's crazy people everywhere.

Cristina: Yes. So some doctors I like. How do you tell which one is like the crazy one or the one that's being honest about, like, hey, this. This strange thing is happening and I don't know what to do, so I'm sharing this.

Jack: I don't know, man. I don't know. It's real f***** up. Through a f***.

Cristina: So just to remind you of that.

Jack: Both sides of that. God, what is wrong with the world right now? Because everything is coming out in pairs. That's the problem. It's. Everything is so divided.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We get both arguments at the same time. Right. So we get it's not as bad. And I tried to tell people it wasn't as bad and I got fired and they suppressed all the data that I put together. Yeah, it's way worse. And they don't want me to tell you it's way worse. And there were way more bodies and I tried to put together the data and they fired me because they didn't want me to tell anybody. It was worse. Yeah, it's like, how the f*** did both of these things happen?

Cristina: Yeah. It's different countries, though. Like, I know the way worse ones, or I think they were from like China and Russia where two of them that were like, it's way worse than what they're saying.

Jack: But then in America turned out it wasn't China. Turned out it wasn't. That was United States lying about China.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: That was us bullshitting. Oh, that one turned out that it was a hundred percent the US Making crap up.

Cristina: Okay, but what about the Russia one? Was it Russia or German or one of those countries over there?

Jack: Russia's hitting it hard right now.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But they. They're lying about how hard.

Jack: Yeah, they're pretending it's not even happening.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay. So that. Yeah, yeah. And then here it's like we're same s***.

Jack: We're pretending it's not even happening. We're over it.

Cristina: Yeah, but there was a time that we were like, it's much higher than yes.

Jack: And now we swung the other way and no, it's nowhere near as bad. Yeah, we started at there's nothing happening. Then we swung to world is ending. And now we're swinging back to, no, there's nothing out there.

Cristina: Yeah, it's very confusing. We live in very confusing times. And the final one is that the coronavirus is made by the New World Order or something. I mean, I guess, like, whatever. The main bad guys of this story. Whoever it is.

Jack: Yeah, whoever. The shady shadows that run everything or whatever. Like cronies. Yeah, Satan's croony. People who just do his bidding or whatever. F***.

Cristina: And work in the government.

Jack: And religion.

Cristina: And religion. And celebrities. For some reason.

Jack: Deep State or whatever.

Cristina: Yes, Yep. Yeah, all that stuff.

Jack: I mean, because politics is Deep State. Then we got the Freemasons, which are religion. And then we have the Illuminati that are celebrities.

Cristina: Yeah. Well, all these parties are working together to make the COVID disclaimer.

Jack: The Illuminati is not involved. We take no charge and pick no signs.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We have nothing to do with any of this.

Cristina: We have nothing to do with any of this.

Jack: Anyways.

Cristina: Anyways.

Jack: We are running out of time.

Cristina: That was great.

Jack: It's just depressing.

Cristina: It's depressing. As much fake news as there been about what? Why Covid? There's been. I mean, as much conspiracies as there are for Covid, there are also for the vaccine itself. And also before the vaccine was made, there was also a bunch of fake news about what you can take because there's no vaccine. Like bleach, like crazy stuff like that.

Jack: Which people actually drank as f****** morons.

Cristina: Yes, yes. So I understand why the scientists are worried about fake news.

Jack: Because it's dangerous for people who are too stupid, which are a lot of people. The problem is scientists are also promoting bullshit.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Everybody's lying. And if you pick the side, you fell for a lie.

Cristina: That's the biggest problem, though. Everyone's lying. And even if someone is telling the truth, there's just. You're getting every side of the story and it's just too much. You can't see what's the real thing. Yeah, it's ridiculous.

Jack: That's the way the state of the freaking world, man.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anyways, if you guys want other episodes of this nature. If you enjoyed this conversation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We have actually several episodes about coronavirus conspiracies and things with that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is there more than one of those?

Cristina: I feel like there's at least two coronavirus conspiracies. I know of how it started. I remember one about toilet paper.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And one about 5G.

Jack: Yeah. And there's like other stuff like apocalypse scenarios and junk like that, so you can find episodes.

Cristina: We also talked about aliens. I mean, aliens. We also talked about Artificial intelligence recently in one of your episodes about the dangers.

Jack: Yes. As a way to end the world as well. That's also something. Wow. Yeah, there's a lot of pot. We talked about the apocalypse a lot. I like that. I like that. We speculate the ending of the world. Anyways, you can find all that crap on greythoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

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Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and raid. And please review the show and tell other people to do that too.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. The most overpowered thing in the world. And the last thing you want is to not get the chance to tell somebody to listen to this show before the world ends. Let them know you love them and that you want to share an episode of this loving, caring, uniting podcast in.

Cristina: Case the world hasn't already ended. If it has ended, then too bad.

Jack: Yeah. You're already on the other side.

Cristina: If it hasn't, then you have 100 seconds.

Jack: Yeah. So go ahead. And it's about the amount of time that one episode takes, right?

Cristina: 100 seconds.

Jack: Yeah. It's a little more.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No, it could be 100 minutes.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Look, you. You will get a couple of minutes into a minute and a half. Minute and a little less. A little more than half. Right. Minute and forty seconds.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You can hear us, like, introduce the show.

Cristina: Almost. Almost.

Jack: Fair enough.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. Then there's Saint Lydwina, who is the saint for ice skaters. At 15, she fell while ice skating and fractured her ribs. She was left disabled for the rest of her life, and now she's the saint of ice skaters.

Jack: So her lack of achievements in ice skating because of simple mistakes that led to tragic, violent and debilitating accidents resulted in a terrible skater becoming the saint of skaters.

Cristina: To make sure no other skater goes through that.

Jack: Is she the saint of the fear of ice skating?

Cristina: I don't know. I just know she's the saint of ice skaters. Maybe the fear of ice skating as well. Who knows?

Jack: Ledwina with Lidwina, the girl who couldn't skate?

Cristina: Yes. That's what she's known for.

Jack: And then you pray to her and she helps you skate without her knowing.

Cristina: Yes. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.in fox art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister. With social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 127: Loki and Friends

What is Loki’s role in the apocalyptic Ragnarok? How do his children fit into the equation? What is the ultimate goal? Loki and his children unpacked on this episode.

Digging deeper into Loki and his history the duo uncover a winding roller-coaster of irrational activities and hijinks done by the trickster god Loki. The rabbit whole goes so deep that it reaches the other end at bestiality and cross-dressing. All that and more on this episode of Rambling.

Rambling 127: Loki and Friends

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Shapeshifters
  • Giants
  • Ragnarok
  • Loki’s Children
  • The 9 Realms
  • Thor vs The World Serpent
  • Eating Contest for Gods
  • Loki’s Stand-Up Comedy
  • Bestiality
  • God Party
  • Greek Mythology
  • Norse Mythology
  • Loki’s Torture
  • Crossdressing Thor

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Jack: Yes. And also, this show is way more enjoyable with the listening partner. So be sure to grab somebody by their arm while they're riding the train without them knowing you. And you just grab them, Grab their hand. You touch their hand while they're just distracted holding on in the train or whatever. You know, you just touch your hand.

Cristina: You'Re like, hey, that's so discerning.

Jack: You stare at them. You stare at them like, hey, when they pull their hand back, you're like, I just want to listen to a podcast with you. And they will want to listen to. They're gonna be like, oh, yeah, that's different.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, that's different. Yeah.

Jack: Well, that's different. We can listen to a podcast and then they'll grab your hand.

Cristina: Really? They're gonna grab. They're gonna be holding hands?

Jack: Yes. And they're gonna share the headphones with a complete stranger. Yeah.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's horrible. That's so horrible.

Jack: I don't know why it's horrible if the person doesn't want it, but once you explain it to listen to a podcast, I'll be like, okay, that's different. Grab.

Cristina: We live in a zombie apocalypse. That person can be a zombie.

Jack: Yeah, sure. It's totally fine.

Cristina: That's fine. I don't know. He might be carrying the disease. That's virus. Yes.

Jack: Is it a virus? We could call it a virus.

Cristina: It's a super virus. Is he gonna turn people into zombies? Eventually, man.

Jack: A strain is gonna do it. It's just evolving so rapidly.

Cristina: Yeah. So eventually we'll have zombies here.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. So last time you were here talking about nature and how people used to explain it with different myths, and one of them was very interesting, which was Loki's son being able to imprint on the planet with one foot, even though he has eight, but for some reason, one foot touched the ground and left a mark, and we thought that was really hilarious. Well, that wasn't hilarious. How he was born was really hilarious. Remember that story?

Jack: Yes. But it was kind of funny that he would imprint on the ground and then. Or not imprint, but he would leave a print on the ground and then Gods that would, in theory, ride this f****** horse, fit inside the hole that it's.

Cristina: Well, Loki can turn into different things. Why can't the gods? I guess, you know, they turn. They all turn into raccoons or something. I don't know. But Loki does have amazing powers. And yeah, he turned into a horse, a female horse. To have sex with a horse, to have a baby. Which was a giant eight legged horse.

Jack: Right. So because him becoming a horse and then f****** a horse doesn't equal horse baby because he's a God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Him f******. Or I guess getting f***** by her. Because keep in mind he's not doing the f******. He doesn't like to f*** horses. He likes to get f***** by horses.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Big difference.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Mad.

Cristina: He's half God if you look at his DNA.

Jack: Half God.

Cristina: Yes. Or maybe people are unsure what his mother was. His dad was for sure a giant.

Jack: Right. Which isn't a God.

Cristina: Which isn't a God. And then his mom may or may not be a God. I think she may be a God because of how strange his babies are. And like the three.

Jack: The eight legged freak and his powers.

Cristina: And his powers.

Jack: Like what explains the powers if it ain't a God?

Cristina: Well, there is one story where a giant shape shifts into a falcon, which. And I don't think I've read a story about a God. Shapeshift thing. Yeah. So that might be a giant power. A power for the giants is shapeshifting.

Jack: Right. But that's not his only power.

Cristina: No, well, that's his only like main power. I don't know what his other powers are. He's cunning. They always say he's a cunning trickster. Like I don't know if that's a power, but.

Jack: Okay, that's weird. So he doesn't have like he's. There's no sign of him having other God like powers. I feel like he does like super strength. But that could be a giant thing.

Cristina: That could be a giant thing too. Like, how do you. Which side do you put it towards?

Jack: So what you're telling me is he would in theory just get smacked down by one of the gods of Asgard?

Cristina: Definitely.

Jack: Like way too easily. But he's basically like Batman to the other f****** Justice League members. Like he's too witty to be beat by just their muscles.

Cristina: The only reason I think his mom is probably a God is because he has a special pact with Odin. And I don't think Odin would have made any type of pact with a giant because their hate for giants is ridiculous.

Jack: They're racist.

Cristina: They're very racist. The gods hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate giants. So I don't. I can't imagine that Odin would be like, okay, we'll make this deal together, or whatever happened.

Jack: But Odin likes Loki.

Cristina: I wouldn't say he likes him.

Jack: He likes him more than other giants.

Cristina: He lets him in Asgard because he must be half. That's why I think he's also half giant. I mean, half God. Because only gods hang out in Asgard and he. They have huge problem with giants.

Jack: Except Valkyries hang out in Asgard.

Cristina: Valkyries might be a type of God, so.

Jack: Because I remember specifically on that episode we were debating whether that was the case.

Cristina: Yeah, I don't remember because I know there's also. There's two types of gods, actually. I didn't know there's like two God race.

Jack: There's God and demigods.

Cristina: I don't know where the other gods live, but they live on. They have their own realm because, you know, there's nine realms.

Jack: Yeah, something like that.

Cristina: And, and I think they've been in war and stuff, but I don't really know the backstory to any of that.

Jack: Gods with gods.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, but kind of like gods with giants.

Cristina: Yeah, Gods and giants which then later.

Jack: Got turned into Greek mythologies.

Cristina: Titans versus the gods which came first, Greek or Norse?

Jack: Norse.

Cristina: Norse for sure.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. I don't know. That's true. But we don't even know all the stories of Norse because it was all written by Christians. So we have the. Whatever came out from that. We don't know what the original stories were, what they truly, truly, truly were believing in. These are just.

Jack: Who, the Norse.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, they stole from Hinduism.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But like the stories that they have now are the Christianized version. Sort of.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because they went around writing everything for everyone else because they were the writers. They. Well, you know, they had written language, I guess the Christians and whatever.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: So Loki is probably half God anyway. Loki, I think is a God. Half God at least. Because his children are so strange. Like the eight legged horse. I think if he was just a giant, his children would be more normal. Well, maybe not the eight legged horse one. That's a bad example because he was with a horse. But with the other children he has, he had them with a giant or most of them. He did have some kids with a God. His wife is a God and they had, I think one or two sons. People aren't really sure and they seem normal, like normal people. So like, like gods like gods? Yeah, like gods. There was no weird descriptions about those children that he had with his wife.

Jack: The.

Cristina: But with the giant there was very weird children. Very weird. Which is. He has three children with his wife. Not with a wife, with the giant. He has three children with the giant, which are a wolf, a snake and a goddess. Her name is Hel, but she's not a normal goddess. If you look at her like, her description is, she's half alive and half dead. So there's something weird about her too, in appearance.

Jack: But she's not a giant.

Cristina: No, she's a goddess. But she happens to look very odd. And I think it's because. It's because of whatever. Loki is just being a God. Having sex with something that's not a God. Would it make something strange like that?

Jack: Yeah. I didn't think about this before, but I guess his banging of things equals the giant, because he's a giant. So if you banged the normal snake, his giantness made a giant snake as a result. It wasn't his godness, it was his giantness that made a giant snake.

Cristina: Yes, but he was having sex with the giant. So my other thing is that maybe he was also a giant snake while he was having sex with her.

Jack: The snake was giant.

Cristina: No, his child is giant.

Jack: Yes. But the snake he was having sex.

Cristina: With, he wasn't having sex with the snake. He was having sex with a giant.

Jack: And that led to a snake.

Cristina: Yes, which I'm saying.

Jack: He was a snake.

Cristina: He was a snake. Yes, that's what I'm thinking. Oh, s***. He's a shapeshifter.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: He has a wolf baby and a snake baby and they're both giants. But he could turn into animals.

Jack: But the time he be.

Cristina: He had a horse with a giant horse.

Jack: So he actually got f***** by a horse that time.

Cristina: Yes, that was giant. A giant horse. And he was a giant.

Jack: He's just into. He's like giant pansexual.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He loves whatever. Yeah. Or get f***** by.

Cristina: I mean, he still has babies with his goddess, but he doesn't love her or anything. Like, he's like. He gets bored of her and that's why he finds the giants who have.

Jack: And she's like half dead, isn't she?

Cristina: No, that's his child that's half dead. Oh. His wife is normal. She's completely normal. She's probably a very kind God. There's not much about her, but she's important in the. In Ragnarok.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or not Ragnarok. In his binding before that happens.

Jack: Right. So Loki shape shifts and then flux. Giants.

Cristina: Yes. Well, one giant. Well, yes, two giants, so yeah, giants. Yes, he loves giants. Okay.

Jack: And he has three giants.

Cristina: Three giants.

Jack: Wolf, horse, snake.

Cristina: Yes. He had three giant babies, a giant wolf, a giant snake and a giant horse. Yes. And these three children though, that he has with the giant, are predicted to be part of the end of the world. Which is Ragnarok.

Jack: Which is prophesied.

Cristina: Yeah, which is prophesied. So then Odin takes them and separates them. I don't know why.

Jack: Because the prophecy is against Odin.

Cristina: Yes, I know that part. Why didn't he just murder them? His plan is very strange because for the wolf he can grow forever. So they keep trying to chain him up. They keep him in Asgard with the other gods to just keep chaining him up. And he keeps breaking out of it because he keeps growing. And eventually they do trick him into getting chained up by a magical chain made from a dwarf. He bites off a God's hand while they do that, though. That's pretty cool. I mean, maybe not cool like that God lives with one hand now. But I'm sure it could grow back.

Jack: Probably.

Cristina: I don't know. It's weird that he wouldn't grow it back, but I guess he doesn't feel like growing it back.

Jack: Maybe he can't. Maybe it's kind of like God standards of like, what is Superman in his home planet if not just another normal dude. Oh, so like to us they're gods.

Cristina: But like around each other they're like.

Jack: They're normal.

Cristina: Normal. That's why Oren only has one eye.

Jack: Like. Yeah. Compared to us they're gods.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they still have like weaknesses and s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Around each other they're just people. It's comparatively. God.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah, so they're pretty normal. They get hurt and stuff because that guy gets his friggin hand ripped off. But then they do bond.

Jack: What's weird about Ragnarok is the fact that Odin is the reason it happens through his actions. Trying to stop it. That's sort of the loop there.

Cristina: He should have murdered these children.

Jack: No, it wouldn't work.

Cristina: It wouldn't work.

Jack: It wouldn't work. It would somehow feed into the plan.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I actually think the attempt at killing them is also part of the plan.

Cristina: He doesn't though. I think the only one, he's. I guess you could say he did. I'm not sure. Because when he throwed. Threw out the snake out of the world and it ends up on Earth, like, was he thinking that like throwing him out would kill the snake. Like, was that the only child he actually tried to kill? And it just survived its fall and then just kept growing?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Okay. But that's one of the things he did, was throw him there on the world. What's it's called?

Jack: Midgard.

Cristina: Midgard. Us. Our planet. I think that's a cooler name than Earth. Midgard. Yeah, I like that.

Jack: But an Asgard is cooler than heaven. Yeah, but it's just cuz we're used to hearing it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If we lived in Midgard, like Earth, that's cool.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But yeah. No, I believe that any step Odin takes, kind of fits into the plan one way or another.

Cristina: Yeah. He just doesn't understand how.

Jack: Doesn't understand how at all.

Cristina: That's why he's always fighting it. But it's gonna happen no matter what.

Jack: Oh, okay. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. We as people get told the story of Ragnarok and of Norse mythology. And how all that plays out after we have the full picture.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We have to think about it from before the entire story was written and happened. Which happens in the time that Odin sees into the future. That's why he doesn't have an eye. It was part of a trade or some s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And in seeing into the future, he saw the result. And he knew who would be involved, but he didn't know how. And ever since, every step he takes seems to feed into it. So he almost becomes like the perpetuator of his own demise, trying to stop it.

Cristina: Ragnarok hasn't happened yet. Just to let you know. It's not. It hasn't happened yet. We're still living pre Ragnarok. Because once it happens, everything is going to be destroyed. All the nine realms and all that stuff.

Jack: That's weird. I thought Ragnarok already happened.

Cristina: Nope. It's the future. It's. Yeah, it's the future. It's like in the end of Christian.

Jack: No, that makes sense. I thought the idea was that after Ragnarok happened, that's how we ended up with the world the way it is. Without gods interacting with us.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah, I thought that's. That's what happened. The result of Ragnarok was a bunch of gods were dead. And humans then got to flourish successfully without the oppression of the Asgardians.

Cristina: Oh, no, no. I don't know. No, because they're still collecting souls and stuff for their army.

Jack: We call that heaven now. No, no, that happened already.

Cristina: No, that's weird. That's happening right now. The Valkyries are coming here to collect souls for their army.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: It's still.

Jack: Okay, so.

Cristina: So Ragnarok hasn't happened yet.

Jack: So Ragnarok hasn't happened yet.

Cristina: Which is probably a Christian twist on the who. They love that type of apocalyptic ending. They did it for the Bible.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Has Jesus coming back and whatever.

Jack: So the question is, did Ragnarok originally happen already in Norse mythology? And then we inherited the earth, but Christianity got a hold of the texts, rewrote them, and when it re entered the remainder of Norse mythology as a reframing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It got pushed into the ending the way that the New Testament suggests the apocalypse would happen. Because they are the same thing. Ragnarok is Apocalypsis from the Bible.

Cristina: It's impossible to tell, I think because they didn't have their stories written down beforehand.

Jack: Created by the Christians to begin with.

Cristina: Yeah. So it's hard. So.

Jack: But Loki is the one perpetuating all of Ragnarok to some degree. He plays a million different roles that push this story forward.

Cristina: Ragnarok doesn't begin. I mean, Loki doesn't begin Ragnarok. The beginning of Ragnarok happens when the snake lets go of his tail.

Jack: Why would he do that?

Cristina: Why would he do that?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I have no idea. He's ready to destroy the world because for some reason, once that happens, then all the other his siblings and Loki are free from where they're kept. They're somehow also able strong enough to get out of their traps or whatever. That's the beginning of Ragnarok when the snake lets go of his tail. And that's pretty cool. That's not pretty cool. That's whatever. Whatever. Yes.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And the world serpent, he has a few stories in Norse mythology that they still have, which are always against Thor because they are mortal enemies, his son and himself. Thor is not his.

Jack: Oh, not Thor. Got you. Got you.

Cristina: Thor and the snake.

Jack: Because Thor and the snake.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Because he's. They're destined to kill each other.

Jack: Which is part of Ragnarok.

Cristina: That's part of Ragnarok. Yes. Because the snake. Well, in Ragnarok, he's going to poison. Once he lets go of his toe. I guess he's like just hoarding a bunch of venom inside him. And then when he lets go, it all explodes out of him and poisons the sky and the ocean. Maybe that's why Ragnarok begins at that time.

Jack: Could be. Probably.

Cristina: And then the poison is what kills Thor. And after Thor kills him, he gets He. He still dies because of poison.

Jack: Thor.

Cristina: Thor. Yes.

Jack: Got you.

Cristina: Yeah, they. They know like who's gonna die. Like everything's already ran, so it's interesting. Like it's still gonna happen.

Jack: That's how prophecy works, I guess.

Cristina: Yes, yes. It's like time traveling in a weird way.

Jack: It was literally time traveling. He was looking forward in time to see exactly what was gonna happen.

Cristina: Yeah, you know, his. Everything that's happening, like, like whatever. Like if he wanted to know where you were, he could see you. That's kind of like God, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: He is the God. God.

Cristina: He is the God because Loki in one of the stories before he gets captured to be trapped forever. He turned into a fish trying to hide that way. But Odin saw him, so they caught him. There's a story where Thor and Loki are traveling through the giants world for some reason. I'm not sure where their aim is, but they end up meeting a giant who has a castle, I guess. And they're. They have a competition with the giant and the giant, I think. I don't know who starts the contest. I think Loki actually starts the contest after the giant makes fun of the gods saying like, oh, you guys aren't as great as you think you are. You're not as strong or you're not as whatever were much better. And so Loki starts off the competition saying he's the fastest eater and he competes with another giant on eating the most food and of course loses. It's such a weird competition. But yeah, they each like. And they have to be in the end of the table and reach the middle with all the food and the other like he was able to eat all of it, but there was still leftovers like bones and you know, things you wouldn't normally. But the giant ate everything off his side.

Jack: That's very weird.

Cristina: That's very weird. But the giant actually was cheating because these weren't really giants. I don't remember what this giant was, but there was a guy that was with him who decided to race a giant to see who's faster. And the giant kept winning. And it turned out he was Thoth itself.

Jack: Who, the giant?

Cristina: Yes, yes. He was running against Thaw, but he couldn't win because it's so.

Jack: It was the embodiment of thinking.

Cristina: Yes. I can't remember what Loki was against, but it was something ridiculous like that, of course. And then Thor had two. I remember only like two things he had to do. One was to drink from one of the giants cups or whatever and he Just. He couldn't drink it all. But the giant said that he was actually drinking their lake water. And he was worried that he was gonna drink it all because he was doing really well, even though he wasn't able to do it. And then the second thing that he had to do was to lift the cat. And the cat was actually the world snake disguised as a cat. So he couldn't do it, but he did a really good job. And the giant was still really impressed by him. But he, like Thor, I think, pretty much destroyed the place while he was doing all these things. So the giant was like, you better not return to here ever again. I'm impressed. But never come here again.

Jack: So the world snake could morph.

Cristina: I think the giants did that to the world snake. I don't think the world snake can magically turn into a cat.

Jack: Interesting. So they. The world snake agreed to this.

Cristina: I don't know. He was probably minding his own business, living his life, and then the giant plucked him out somehow.

Jack: Right. Because you can see the World snake from everywhere at all times.

Cristina: On Earth?

Jack: On Earth, yeah.

Cristina: Yes. But I'm guessing these stories are before he was that big because he kept growing and became that big. But these could be before he was that big.

Jack: Right. Which is an unexplained amount of time. It's long from one point to the other.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They are gods, and they live forever.

Cristina: Mm. There was another story with Thor and the World snake where Thor went fishing with an ox head and he caught the world snake and he hit him with his hammer, and they thought he killed the snake. But I'm assuming that was also another time where the snake wasn't big enough. Like, he wasn't his full size yet.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And he obviously didn't die because he's in the Ragnarok story. But he thought he killed him in that story.

Jack: Giants never stop growing, period. All of them.

Cristina: I don't know if all giants are like that, but I know Loki's children that are giants are like that.

Jack: Maybe it's a combination of a God. And Loki would be the combination of.

Cristina: A God and a giant.

Jack: And a giant, yes.

Cristina: That's why I think he has weird children. Besides the one that he has with his. With his wife, who is a God. They had a normal God children, as far as I can tell.

Jack: And that's weird.

Cristina: That's weird. Yes, that is weird. Loki also has a daughter named Hel, which is a pretty normal daughter. Besides that, she looks half dead and half alive, and she collects some of the Some of the dead people, the ones that are the wicked ones and the ones that die from sickness and old age, they're not good enough for the. For Odin, who collects half of them, and I don't. Okay, what do I know about her? Well, I don't know much about her, except that they. One of the gods do visit her later on in the story when Loki ends up killing a God. They come to her to revive that. That God, hoping that she would let him back to Asgard. And she says, like, it's fine as long as you can make all the. Everything cry. As long as everything will cry. For this God, which is Baldur, is the God that he killed with a mistletoe. I don't know if you heard of that story.

Jack: No. Baldur is one of Odin's sons, isn't he?

Cristina: I think so. But Loki kills him, sort of. He was jealous of. He was jealous of Boulder because all the gods would. I don't know. They had fun with him because he's. He's pretty much. He's pretty much immune to everything because his mother. After he had a bad dream about dying or like he was gonna have a really painful death, like he prophesies in his nightmares or whatever. His mom, Freya. Was it Freya or Frigg?

Jack: Freya.

Cristina: It's Frigg. There is a Freya, but in this story, it's Frigg.

Jack: Freya's Odin's wife.

Cristina: Freya is not Odin's wife. Frigg is Odin's wife.

Jack: Freya is Freya.

Cristina: It's another God. Freya is another God.

Jack: Freyja is a whole other God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I thought Freya was Odin's wife.

Cristina: A lot of people confuse Freya and Frigg because Freya also has a God husband whose name is something similar to Odin, but it's not Odin. It's like Omud or something. I don't know. It starts with O, too, so they get confused, but they're not the same person. After Frigg finds out about Boulder's nightmares, she has all the living creatures promise to not hurt Boulder, except she forgot about the mistletoe. And Loki finds this out because it's. I don't know why she would be honest to anyone about this. It's like a really big deal. But he turns into an old lady and then asks her, hey, what's this guy's deal? He's immune to everything. And she's like, no, I forgot the mistletoe. It's so, like, so peaceful. It would never do anything it's innocent, Right? And, well, she was wrong. Well, I guess it was innocent. It's really. He got a blind God to throw the mistletoe at Boulder and then he died.

Jack: So it's like in making him immune to everything else, like a mistletoe becomes extra powerful.

Cristina: I guess. So he becomes allergic to the mistletoe. I guess that mistletoe really hated him, actually. Or maybe he turned the mistletoe. I'm thinking of the game is. What was it? It was arrow. Well, I don't know if the game is accurate, but it could have been on an arrow, the mistletoe. And then with the mistletoe in shot at him with the arrow that was poisoned with mistletoe. I guess it killed him. So he becomes allergic to mistletoe. It doesn't matter what the weapon is.

Jack: Because, like, yeah, it's literally kryptonite. It turned the mistletoe into kryptonite.

Cristina: Or maybe the mistletoe. Yeah, like I'm trying to understand. Like, it's very strange. The mistletoe didn't kill him. I would think the arrow killed him. But the mistletoe made. Weakened him. Yes. Weakened that spot. And then. So the arrow could actually hurt him.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And then he passed away. Yes. And yes. And then the gods were pretty upset by Loki, but for some reason they weren't. That's not when they trapped him. That's not when they punished him. Right after that, he was a little. He just. He just goes out of control after that moment, I guess. But. And oh, back to his daughter Hel. They do ask. She says, okay, so if everyone cries for him, then it'll be fine. So they do. The gods do go around and asking everything, even the rock, even water. Like, everything has to cry for him. And everything does. Except for one giant. One old giant lady. She says no. She's like, I don't love him. I'm not going to cry for him. So he stays dead. And people think that that's probably. That was probably Loki in disguise.

Jack: Interesting. Yeah. Because Loki has this habit of being an old lady.

Cristina: Being an old lady. Oh, yeah. He was an old lady. Yeah. But an old giant lady this time. He turns into weird things, though. He's the most. He has the most fun with shapeshifting. I don't know if the other gods can shapeshift. I feel like they don't because none of them do it. But Loki sure does.

Jack: Maybe it is the power of giants.

Cristina: It could be. Could it be? There's not much said about h*** I think. But I do remember that, well, she doesn't have a key role in Ragnarok. Sort of like, they don't know if she's going to battle with the gods or the giants in the final battle. But she does end up escaping, like her brothers and Loki, out of their traps. She also gets out of her trap, which is their h*** version of whatever she's living in. She.

Jack: And that's a Helheim, right?

Cristina: Helheim, yeah. And it's her. All the dead people, the monsters. There's also monsters trapped in there, too. And the giants all go on a boat made out of dead finger nails. Dead fingers and dead nails. And that's the boat that Loki rides into. What's the place called? Asgard. To fight them, actually. I don't know if they end up there, but whatever. He rides there and then they fight. But that's his battleship. It's made out of fingers and toenails, and it's carrying all the dead and monsters that were in h***. But I don't know if she's on that boat, actually. I just know she left, and all the things that were with her end up on that boat with him.

Jack: So chances are, she was there, too.

Cristina: Yeah, there's chances, yeah. But, like. But there's no. Like, there's no description of her. No stories of her fighting or, like, what happens to her afterwards. Because, you know from these other stories that we know how they die, which I forgot to mention. How the wolf dies. Well, not dies, but his point in Ragnarok. Because Ragnarok is so awesome. Yes. He's the one that kills Odin.

Jack: The wolf.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The wolf kills Odin.

Cristina: Yes. And then Odin's son cuts off the wolf's paws. So I'm guessing he still lives. He just has no paws now.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. So, as Odin and Loki are equal but opposite, their children are destined to fight each other.

Cristina: Yes. Well, Odin's fighting Loki's children, child. I don't know who Loki's fighting. He's fighting a God, but I don't know if he's related to Odin, but maybe.

Jack: So they don't fight each other, but their children fight each other, which is Thor and the world snake.

Cristina: Thor and the world serpent.

Jack: Thor and the world serpent fight each other.

Cristina: Yes. And Odin and the wolf.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Vanir, I think, is his name. Vanir?

Jack: That's cool.

Cristina: That's cool.

Jack: Yeah, Vanir.

Cristina: Vanir. Yeah. Vanir. And Hel. Come on. I mean, Hel, I guess, doesn't sound as cool. No, Helheim sounds Cool, though.

Jack: Helheim sounds out. Yeah, it sounds like somebody's name.

Cristina: Yeah. And Helheim is in Niflihem. Niflim. Niflam.

Jack: Niff.

Cristina: Do you know that place? I think that's where the frozen giants are at.

Jack: No idea.

Cristina: Well, the frozen giants, I think is also on board with the giants and all that stuff.

Jack: Yes, Frost giants.

Cristina: Frost giants, yes. Yes. The first story you talked about was pretty funny. And there are other stories that are as funny as that story. And I want to talk about those stories. Which is. The first one is. I'll call it the Tug of War. I don't know if it's actually called that. Maybe it's called that. I don't know. And it starts off as a normal story of Loki just getting in trouble. He somehow a giant catches him and he's like, imma kill you unless you bring me a goddess here to be with or whatever. And so Loki does that. He does that. And then the other gods find out and they're like, you better get her or we're going to kill you. So he turns into a. So he turns into a falcon and carries her back to Asgard. And while he's doing that, the giant turns into a eagle. And when he gets close to him to towards Asgard, they burn it up and he dies in the fire like a firewall or something. And then his daughter comes there to get some type of payment for losing her father. And one of the things that she demands is for the gods to make her laugh. So Loki decides that he's got this. Which I guess he does have this because he.

Jack: He's practiced stand up comedy his whole life. And now his moment to shine has arrived.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Loki's like, take a seat. The lights go down, spotlight on Loki. And he's like, all right. Knock, knock.

Cristina: I wish. No, actually this way. The way what really happened is. Well, you'll see. And you'll tell me if maybe he should have just told the joke. Actually he might for his own sake should have probably just tried to tell a joke. But he's into weird things. We gotta remember he's into weird things. Alright.

Jack: Yeah, he's an eccentric.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, so what he does is he gets a goat with a long beard and he ties his balls to that goat's beard. And then while that goat tries to run away one way, he pulls the other way. And as painful as that is, it makes the giant laugh.

Jack: Fair enough. Look, Jackass was successful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And who.

Cristina: The original jackass.

Jack: Occam's razor Says everything is normal and that's the most likely outcome. Whatever's most likely likely is probably what's going on. And as above, so below.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we like stupid s***.

Cristina: Why wouldn't giants.

Jack: Why wouldn't giants love stupid s***? God love stupid s*** too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Thor is well known to be a troll.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like he trolls really hard. Odin trolls all the time. They think of him as serious. But then you look at some stupid f****** Odin stories and he's a troll too. They're all just bored half the time. Doing things for fun.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so Loki, the most open minded, less rule follow Y1. Of course he's gonna do the craziest s***.

Cristina: So crazy.

Jack: You know he jackasses with it. Yes. But also it hurt Steve O. And he never stopped. I guess he stopped drugs and just turned his self abuse into more comedy.

Cristina: Yes. I wonder if any of them have tried this trick though.

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: Maybe. Oh my gosh. Go look it up after the show. Yeah. So what do you think? That story funnier, less funny? I feel like it's probably lots of people's favorite, but I think the horse one is my favorite.

Jack: I think whether between doing stand up, a short stand up routine and this one act visually in person, this is more appealing. That wins over stand up. Now to tell the story repeatedly. Stand up would have been better. But he wasn't thinking like how is this story going to be told for the rest of eternity? He was thinking like, how do I get her to laugh? Yeah, he's absurd. So he did something absurd story wise. I also think that's kind of interesting.

Cristina: You think the nuts.

Jack: Yeah, it's also like. I mean the horse one is pretty crazy, but he also f***** a snake.

Cristina: He did not f*** snake. A giant skin a snake while f******.

Jack: That's weird. I guess it is the weirdest that he turned into a horse to get f***** by a horse. Not even to f*** a horse.

Cristina: Exactly. That's weirder.

Jack: But then the question is, is that weirder than turning into a snake so that a giant f**** you? He's a snake. He doesn't have a p****.

Cristina: But it somehow worked. Maybe he was a snake with a p****.

Jack: Do snakes have penises? Whatever. He's. He's either. He's probably just getting f***** by a giant.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess none of that's weird. He's into things and that's normal.

Jack: Apparently for them. I guess we don't have to understand the gods.

Cristina: No, he's just. He cheated on his wife. That's so wrong.

Jack: Did he does she think it's cheating?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Or she just like, whatever you f*** stuff?

Cristina: Yeah, maybe. Maybe because she does. She's there in the end, before Ragnarok. She's with him right now as he's trapped.

Jack: Is there. So we don't know when Ragnarok is.

Cristina: When the snake lets go of his h***. That's all we know.

Jack: Right? Do we know when that's gonna happen?

Cristina: No idea. No. Or. I don't know for sure. I do not know.

Jack: I mean, I don't either.

Cristina: Yes. So the boulder thing doesn't get him in trouble, but soon after, the gods are having a party. Well, maybe not a party. Maybe it's to mourn for Baldr. I'm not sure. And they don't invite him to it. But then he gets angry and he's like, odin, what about that oath we have or whatever, that we're like, maybe they're siblings or whatever, or have a blood tie. That's from that story that people got the idea that he. That he and Odin, that there's some kind of special connection between the two. And so they let him in. And then he just starts insulting everyone, every single God. And I think that's really what ruined everything. But the last person he insults is Thor's wife. And he kind of hints that they had an affair. So I thought that was interesting. But she was like. Instead of, like, being angry or anything, she changes the subject. So there might have been an affair.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. So there is now. Thor's wife is not supposed to bang everything.

Cristina: No. But Thor cheated on her, too. He wasn't very faithful, so.

Jack: Which means fair game.

Cristina: Yeah. So it might have been a revenge thing with Loki.

Jack: D***. But look, the f*** is like uncle or some s***. Whatever the f*** Loki is to him, his dad's archenemy.

Cristina: His dad's.

Jack: I mean, I guess they're not related.

Cristina: His dad, that he has a pact with. Not with Thor, so. But in that party, though, we find out that the thing he really fears Loki is Thor. Thor doesn't fear any of the gods. He fears Thor. Thor gets angry and kicks him out of the party. And he leaves. He's like, I'm. I'm only leaving because Thor.

Jack: Why does he fear Thor?

Cristina: He kills, like, nothing. He has a hammer that just, I don't know, RIP S***. Yeah. And he does. He does all the time.

Jack: Yeah. Thor is in the movies of, like, you know, Marvel Cinematic Universe or whatever. F***. Is conveyed as a good guy. But in his stories, he's really Neutral. Like really neutral. Like he could just do good or bad at any given moment for no reason.

Cristina: He's only, I think, like, seen as.

Jack: A God because, like, the son of Odin. That's it.

Cristina: Yes. But because the Norse see strength as the good, probably. Like, that's what good is.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Bad is being a coward. Good is being strong or whatever.

Jack: You know, the entirety of Norse mythology. Minus. I believe two gods are considered neutral or bad. That's it.

Cristina: That's it.

Jack: That's it. There's two gods. I don't remember. One of them is supposed to be what became a Jesus, and then the other one is what became Samson. And those are the only two beings that even in Greek mythology. Because also the Greek gods are considered neutral. Minus. Two beings that came from Norse mythology, and they are considered to be the only beings in all of the, you know, transcendent universe that are good. Everything else is neutral. All the gods are neutral.

Cristina: All right. But Loki's wife doesn't sound like a bad person.

Jack: Neutral.

Cristina: Oh, I guess she's neutral. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. They're either neutral or bad.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like, Odin isn't bad, although he does crooked s*** all the time. But so does Thor.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're not actively doing malicious things, though.

Cristina: Like they didn't murder Loki's children, even though they were predicted to bring the end of days.

Jack: Loki is also, ironically, not considered bad.

Cristina: He's considered neutral. He helped them out quite a few times. Yeah. Sometimes he did start things.

Jack: He swings just like the rest of them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Between neutral and bad.

Cristina: Yeah. It's whatever he feels like it.

Jack: Exactly. All the gods. Most of the gods are like that.

Cristina: Yeah. Except when he killed that one God. That's pushing the line.

Jack: A couple of gods that are considered bad, though.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yes, there's a couple of gods. Not many.

Cristina: Most are neutral in Norse mythology. Yes.

Jack: And Greek mythology. Although in Christianity, they are all good all the time. Everything except for the devil. Lucifer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which. Yeah, it's really black and white. There's no neutral. It's either you're the good guys or you the bad guys.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: While all the other things kind of blurred the lines there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But there's a couple of gods, and I believe Boulder was one of them. I believe Boulder's immunity also made him hustle.

Cristina: I don't know. From what I remember checking out. No, from what I know, he was loving and. Or all the gods loved him and all the things loved him. That's why they all promised not to hurt him.

Jack: The gods don't care.

Cristina: But the things. Everything from all nine worlds.

Jack: Oh, really?

Cristina: Yes. They were the ones that cried for him as well when he died. It wasn't just the gods. It was everything. Everything. The rocks.

Jack: Interesting. So he's not the only God who is immortal then. Not in that fashion, where he's like, not human to his own gods. Because there was a God. I don't know where the f*** I heard the story, but there was a God who. His lack of being like the other gods is what made him hostile in the first place.

Cristina: That sounds like Loki, because he is kind of hostile, I guess.

Jack: And he isn't like the other gods.

Cristina: He isn't like the other s***, maybe it could have been exactly like Loki.

Jack: Could be. Could be.

Cristina: And that's why after that party, he runs away. Because he knows, like, he went too far. And they catch him. And now he's is tied up, I think, in somewhere on earth. He's tied up somewhere on Earth? Loki? Yeah. In a cave. In a dark cave somewhere. And his wife is with him. They have him tied up with her children. They took out their intestines and wrapped it around him. I don't know why her children had to die. Understand his being part of Ragnarok. But her children are innocent. They had nothing to do with Ragnarok. But I guess they're the only thing strong enough to hold Loki down because they tied it around him.

Jack: Loki's wife's children?

Cristina: Yes, their children. It's still Loki's children. But those children were not meant for the end of the world. But they. So they killed them and put the intestines around him. So he's tied up with that. And then there's a snake above his head that's dripping poison on him to keep him weak as punishment. It's just a torture. It's just torturing him for all the crap that he's done.

Jack: Like a Japanese water torture.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: Make a little drop of water, hit his forehead for days.

Cristina: Yeah. So his wife is there, though, to hold a bucket over his head to collect as much of that poison away from him. And then every time it fills up, she takes it away to let out the poison. And that's when he does get hit with poison. And then that story explains why there's.

Jack: Earthquakes when he's getting hit by the drops.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Freaks out and the earth shakes.

Cristina: Yep, got it. So that actually fits into the last episode. I didn't know about that story, but now I do. And it's really. There is one more story that I think is Funny. Ish. Or I. I'm assuming it was funny back then. It could be still funny now. I'll tell you anyway and see if you think it's funny. But I don't think it compares to the other two stories I just told you, which is that in this story, he and Thor have to cross dress because there's a giant who has Thor's hammer. Somehow, Thor lost his hammer and a giant got a hold of it and.

Jack: And to get it back, you cross dress.

Cristina: Yes, because the. The giant wants Fria and he'll give them the hammer. So they decide to dress Thor up as Fria. He's not happy about that, but he has to, because it somehow works in the plan that he has to do this.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: And then Loki, for some reason, part of this plan. I think this is his plan.

Jack: Loki's an idiot. He could have just become Freya.

Cristina: He could have, but I think what he wanted to do was dress up as a May lady, so that's what he did. He. He also cross dressed. He could totally use his transforming powers. But no, he was like, I want to dress up like a lady as a man. So they do that. And as Thor is getting married to the giant, the giant calls the hammer, because then the union is made and they're. They're married once the hammer joins, for some reason. I don't know how that's part of the ceremony, but that's part of this ceremony, and it lands on Thor's lap, and then Thor murders the giant, and then he murders all the other giants, and then they go back home. Hilarious story.

Jack: Super funny. Yep. Seems legit. It seems like something Thor would do. He just murders.

Cristina: He just murders. He really does.

Jack: Yeah, he doesn't really need to.

Cristina: But the cross dressing is supposed to be the funny part of the story, so.

Jack: What a solution.

Cristina: Yeah, it is kind of funny because Loki can totally just like, turn into Freya.

Jack: Yeah. It was just a real pointless mission they went on.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, he could have legitimately become Freya.

Cristina: Yes. And just had Thor with him. Because he still needs to grab the hammer.

Jack: Yes. It makes total sense that Freya would show up. In fact, it looks like Thor brought Freya.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In literal exchange for his hammer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But no, Loki was like, better idea.

Cristina: Better idea.

Jack: We both cross dress.

Cristina: So ridiculous. Like, before the actual wedding, there was, like, a bunch of things that Thor was doing that was obviously something wrong with Fria. Like the giant, like.

Jack: Like sketchy s***.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, he ate too much and he drank too much, and the giant Was like, this is very strange.

Jack: I would love the Norse mythology sitcom where hijinks happen all the time. And then this episode, one of the best episodes. Because he's at the party, he's drinking more than he should, and, you know, they notice. Oh, man, your wife's got, like, a real thick mustache today.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, all those corny, funny hijinks.

Cristina: Yes, it's exactly like that, though. It's like that wolf story of, like, the Little Red Riding Hood with the wolf. And he's like, why did you use your eyes that big? Or why are your hands that big? And.

Jack: Yeah, that should totally.

Cristina: Giant is doing that with Thor is like, hey, why is his eyes so dark and scary? And Loki's like, oh, it's because he. He's so in love with. She's so in love with you. Like, Loki was coming up with the excuses of why Thor was obviously not. Obviously not a lady.

Jack: I guess it's like, this giant has to be a little blind, too, to not be like, that's clearly Thor in a dress or some s***.

Cristina: I know.

Jack: But, like, great. He could, man. Loki genius.

Cristina: Yes, she is a genius.

Jack: Anyways, we are out of time here. That's definitely.

Cristina: So which is your favorite of the three stories?

Jack: I think the horse f******. It's crazy because you have to become a female horse to get laid by a horse and then be pregnant and then ride that pregnancy out.

Cristina: He could have definitely. Well, I guess that's the only option.

Jack: The funniest part is riding the pregnancy out. Yes, that's the funniest part. It's not the banging a horse. He banged a bunch of s***. No, whatever he likes to take, he likes to be the receiving end sometimes.

Cristina: And he actually held a horse in him for however long it takes. A horse. Magic horse.

Jack: Could have been millions of years by our standard. Yeah, we don't know how time works over there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He could have just been pregnant for infinities, living a life as a wife to a horse.

Cristina: To a horse. Yeah.

Jack: To giant horse for infinities.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: And then had Horace baby.

Cristina: There was some sort of mutant somehow just okay with all this. I don't know. I'm thinking that that whole bucket thing is a little revenge of her own, because she gets to watch him suffer still.

Jack: She gets to be there.

Cristina: Yeah. When she takes out the bucket, like, she could eventually now, like, come up with some other thing to cover his head so he doesn't get hit in the head. But she's like, nah, this is the best moment. She feels so good.

Jack: It's so unbelievable.

Cristina: She just waits for that bucket to get filled and she's like, oh, I can'.

Jack: So easy to just build a little scoop that grabs it and it drips across.

Cristina: Like, it's so easy somewhere else. Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Just divert the flow.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Super simple.

Cristina: But she's like, no, Yeah, I want to see this.

Jack: Well, I mean, they're kinky. They're probably into it. She's all excited about it. He's probably into it, too. You know, they don't give a. Oh, my God. Maybe their bonding time.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Fascinating. Thor's weird. Loki's weird. Odin's weird. Norse mythology in general is weird. Religion is weird.

Cristina: Religion is weird.

Jack: Yeah, it is what it is.

Cristina: That was a great episode, though. Yeah.

Jack: Fascinating. I like. I love knowing about. I like Norse mythology and Greek mythology more than I like Christianity. I guess Christianity is just outplayed.

Cristina: It's just boring to you.

Jack: It is. It's so boring. While Greek and Norse mythology are, like, weird and eccentric, you know, they're really exciting. I think I've heard too much Christianity in my life.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But, like, also, I'm not that interested in Hinduism either. I think there's just something really interesting about Greek and Norse mythology and the.

Cristina: Way those cats behave and all that.

Jack: Yeah, it's really different. Yeah, it's very exotic and different from other religions. It's like a bunch of chaos happening. Just random s*** happening all the time. But, yeah, definitely find that interesting. But if you guys enjoyed this, this episode, this discussion, you can find other things of this nature. You can find the previous part of this when we're talking about when we stumbled upon Loki, talking about, you know, nature and whatnot. Yeah, you can find that last episode, but you can also find in a bunch of other episodes, random crap that we touch about gods and religions, myths.

Cristina: And myths and crap and all that stuff.

Jack: Yeah, all of the above. You can find all that stuff on the official website. Great thoughts.info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get podcasts.

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Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, word of mouth matters. As I always tell you at the beginning and at the end of the show, if you find somebody and you kindly ask them to listen to a podcast, you give them all the space they need. You. You, you know, you don't Want to invade personal space.

Cristina: That's disrespectful. Six feet of space in the zone. Yeah.

Jack: You need a social distance. And when you. Social distance and you tell somebody, hey, I know it's lonely these days, alone all the time. Can't interact too much. Well, I can. I can show you podcasts that you feel like you're in the room with these people hanging out safely and tell them about this podcast and they'll love it. And they'll be like, thank you for respecting my personal space and I appreciate you introducing me to this show.

Cristina: Of course.

Jack: Well, where I'll learn about Norse mythology.

Cristina: Yes, you will, I think at least learn about Loki. Learn about Loki and his children. And his children. Yeah. He learned about a few things, definitely. And this show has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. But now when you think about the message prior to this.

Cristina: What?

Jack: It kind of makes sense in a political kind of way.

Cristina: In a political type. What?

Jack: Yes. Because he's saying that they're kind of living in a veil of ignorance to some degree. We have hang ups. We're tightly wound and whatever.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we don't want to let ourselves know more than we do. Where the f*** does he say that?

Cristina: He does not say that.

Jack: Left ear, hard to see the hang ups we have today. The hang ups are somewhere in there. But they don't really realize, though.

Cristina: Oh, no. They don't realize though that he's great. No. The next thing.

Jack: Lift your. Lift your left your lift yourself. Lift your. Lift your. Lift your lift your. Hard to see the hang ups we have today. But they don't realize this next verse. This next verse though, these bars. So the next verse has nothing to do. But they don't realize. They don't really realize. They don't really realize is them sort of. They don't understand. And then he says before that. That. Lift yourself upon your feet. Let's get it on. So, okay, we're beaten down.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And we can get up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We don't need anybody to extend the hand to get us up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's. He argues against that, against the whole welfare system, against the whole. This is just very Kanye of him.

Cristina: Okay. Do it yourself.

Jack: He's saying you could pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: And then he says the state of mind you're in. I'll sing you some bars about that. And then he jumps into poopa. He's just saying you're full of s***. Everything you've got is excuses.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Your whole state of mind. Let me summarize it in these woke a** bars.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Poop.

Cristina: Yes, poop.

Jack: Yeah. He's saying you're full of s***. All of you are full of s***. That's a woke a** song. You just did it like a troll.

Cristina: Be any of the s***, no less. It's to your face.

Jack: It's actually poopa de whoop, not poop that you scoop.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: So, yeah, pretty woke s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I give him points as fire.

Cristina: About poop. About poop. Yeah. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.