Rambling 223: What is LGBTQ?

What does LGBT mean? Is it trying to express gender, orientation or physical sex descriptions? Is being all inclusive dangerous? The duo unpack the term LGBT and its extensions, and attempt to understand how the movement supporting pedophilia and pedophiles has successfully taken cover using the LGBT movement.

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Topics Discussed:

  • LGB
  • Sexual Orientation
  • Transism
  • Drag Queens
  • Children Exposed to Drag Queens
  • Gender
  • Inclusiveness
  • Pedophiles

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I am your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we discuss humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And I believe that we have stumbled upon an interesting problem.

Cristina: What's that?

Jack: Well, right now, you and I were sitting here, we were having a conversation about lgbt. And the B in LGBT standing for bi, which already is suggestive of only two sexualities. I said gender is original. Two genders suggests two genders, but thinking about it, it's suggesting what they would like to have sexual interactions with, not what they're identifying as. Gender is what you identify as.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Sex is what you are, and orientation is what you're attracted to. Right. This is. This is the three. The three important things to note. Noun. Something interesting happened with the letters lgbt, and later they added a plus to it, and then, like a million other things behind it, the Alphabet people will call them. While discussing this, we discovered that if B mean sex, and LGBT is talking about not just gender, but actually sex, it's assuming they're both the same in this name. Because weirdly enough, out of this sex acronym came the gender people.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: The people who later started identifying as, you know, pansexual and non binary. The trans people. Everything.

Cristina: All of that came out of trans, isn't it?

Jack: LGBT is trans, then trans was always in there. Then where? If. So, it had orientation included, too. Fascinating. It did have orientation. Well, no. Orientation is what you're attracted to. Sex is what you are. So it's all three. If the L means sex because you're a lesbian, you are. You're telling us what you like to have sex with.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The B is the same, also telling us what you like to have sex with. Both of those are orientation. So with the G, gay is also telling us orientation. Lgbt, but trans isn't. No, trans is telling us sex.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh, it immediately got weird.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which means maybe. Is that what the plus means? It's the gender people. Yes, it's the 3 sec. But there's an issue here, bruh. Why gay and lesbian? Sure, they're clinging to liking a specific, identifying gender and sex. Sweet. Whatever. Those are only two instances. So why isn't there, like, the people who. This weird, interesting thought that kind of pokes a huge hole in this logic, which is, if there are women who just like women and there are men who just like men, why aren't there non binary people who only like non binary people? Where are the trans that only like trans?

Cristina: They probably are.

Jack: I would figure it is more intentional in the case. Not the trans.

Cristina: Q for queer. I don't know if that's important.

Jack: Queer's a weird one because it literally just means weird.

Cristina: Queerd isn't just another word for gay.

Jack: No, it's. It's like the. The literal definition of it originally is just strange or weird.

Cristina: Strange or weird. Yeah.

Jack: That's what queer originally is.

Cristina: There's also an I for intersex. Well, queer and questioning. Q is for queer and questioning. And then there's the A for A.

Jack: But questioning what? Questioning what? What are they questioning? Huh? Is it sexuality?

Cristina: It could be.

Jack: It's orientation. They're questioning their orientation.

Cristina: It could be anything. It could be sexual. It could be your lesbian gay. What you feel like you are. Because there are people who aren't sure.

Jack: About or all sex, Right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay. No, wrong, wrong, wrong. Lesbian, gay, and by your all orientation. I love to have sex with these things. Is the. The statement of those three letters in that code, which one? You said LG and B.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Lesbian. I love. I'm a woman who identifies as a woman and loves to f*** other women. G. I'm a guy who loves other guys and loves to f*** other guys. Identify as guys. Well, and by a person. I'm a person who identifies as one thing and likes these two specific other things. Other things.

Cristina: Okay, then there's the T and the I.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We. We've added crap on over time. That's wrong. The original is lgbt.

Cristina: Okay, then just T. That's the ending of it.

Jack: That's trans.

Cristina: You're just gonna say train, O.

Jack: And the sex. Because in being trans, you're not telling us what you are attracted to. No, that's a big point the LGBT community makes. You could be trans and have a million different flavors and be interested in million different things. Okay, so that's not orientation, that's sex. The question is, then, if trans is sexual, is cross dressing and as result drag queening an extension of transism?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: Do they believe that it's an. It's an extension of transism?

Jack: Because here's the following thought. Because if it is an extension of transism, if cross dressing and. Or drag queening is an extension of transism and transism is an inherent sex, then you are going in front of children. And in other words, the point of your activity, although you're doing it in an artistic fashion that might be singing or dancing or whatever you're doing is in fact saying, this is what I got between my legs. Which is a weird thing to be doing. If cross dressing. Listen clearly. Again, if cross dressing and drag queening are an extension of transism, and transism is inherently just informing us on what you have between your legs at any given moment. That's your sex. You're telling us what your sex is. Then being intentionally a drag queen with the point of informing children of drag queening is at the very top of its point. If the point of drag queening is saying, I am this, then you're saying I am this to children. Except the I am this that.

Cristina: What you're trying to say, you're making it very strange because it's like you're saying, if you're telling a child you're a man, you're telling your. The child you have a p****. So that's inappropriate. Like, what?

Jack: Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The idea is that if it's about what you have in between your legs and the fashion you decided to do it in was in a dress and you were twerking on a child, which is literally the video that I recalled it. Trip me the f*** out.

Cristina: They were on a child.

Jack: They were twerking to the children. Not on a child specifically. Okay, but they're on a stage twerking.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they could not have been older than, like, five or six.

Cristina: It's weird.

Jack: Yeah. The weird thing is, I didn't know originally it was in front of children.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah, because the camera. Which after the camera shift, you realize has to be apparent, but it looks like they're at a concert or something, and they're watching the drag queen do their thing. And, you know, it's really risque, you know, really tongue in cheek. A lot of twerking, a lot of dancing, a lot of inappropriate, like, body touches and stuff. You're like, okay, clever dance. But the excited whoever has the camera then shifts to show us the reaction of the audience, which happens to be a bunch of children. That was a weird left turn I didn't see coming.

Cristina: That is weird.

Jack: That is weird. That is very strange. And I was part of the camp that was like, why are you worried about, like, I get it, but it's like, bro, you really just allow guns in the schools? Like, who gives a s***? Let somebody break their mind. At least they'll live through it, you know, like, whatever. I don't care. The grim, but, like, still way better Than the alternative, which is what they're cool with. Like, bro, if you let one thing, let the other thing whatever. I guess ultimately let them get both their minds broken and then shot is the answer here, but not the point I'm trying to make.

Cristina: What is the point?

Jack: The fact that we did kind of look the other way, and it was just a bunch of children this guy was holding his fake breast to and grabbing his crotch too, and twerking to. It was children.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That was the plot twist of that video. It was like, hey, look at the audiences. We're like, okay, why is this the audience question? Yeah, because. Let's go back to it. Is. This is my question. I'm not saying it is. I'm just asking, is cross dressing and drag queening an extension of trans. Of transism? If it is, then, holy, there's undeniable problems. If it isn't, then, okay, we have more room to wiggle. It's still creepy. That doesn't stop what I saw from being the case. Yeah, but at least they're not inherently sexual. We might just see it sexual because we're conditioned weird or whatever, and we're like, oh, well, you're in a dress, but you're really just talking about, look, I love my femininity. You know, I can. I can rationalize it. Easy. I love my femininity. And females these days are twerking and stuff, and, you know, it's fine.

Cristina: But would you still. I don't know.

Jack: If you wouldn't put my kid there. No.

Cristina: Exactly. Even if it was just a woman born as a woman twerking on stage in front of your child.

Jack: Problem is inherently sexual. Right? It's inherently sexual. The whole performance is a profile. Yes.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, it doesn't matter who it is. It's an adult and it's in front of children and they're twerking.

Jack: I will tell you why it matters who it is.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because you can Google females dancing for children, which I did, and you won't really find much. It's kind of hard. But you can Google men dancing for children and. Well, it depends on your perspective, I suppose.

Cristina: So there are men also dancing in front of children.

Jack: Drag queens. It's all that will show up in its many videos, and it's problematic now, is it problem? I guess that's my question. In my point of view. In my point of view, I would not have my child get. I wouldn't want my child to see anybody, regardless of what coat you put on it. I don't Want to see you grab your crotch, your breasts, and then twerk at yeah my Child. Like, I don't want that. Regardless of who you are.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The fact that I can only find guys doing it kind of omegled me.

Cristina: What is that?

Jack: Omegle is that random, like, video place where all the guys. You know, when's the last time somebody stumbles upon a chick masturbating on Omegle viciously? Like, never. That's never happened. Okay, I know females rape males. It's happened. But, like, how often is that really happening as opposed to the number of guys just raping women? Like, okay, there's a. There's a real pattern we're seeing here. And, like, I'm not saying there isn't some woman twerking at a bunch of children. There probably is some douchebag who paid a stripper to go and dance for some kids as a troll. Something happened. I don't know. Somebody did happened. The fact that it's happening enough with guys that we can just record it on average, that's like, yes. The women doing it too. There's anybody doing it. That's problem. There's a problem. This is bad. Bad, bad, bad. What is wrong with men?

Cristina: Maybe it's. What if it was the same number, but you're gonna record the man? Because it's like, whoa, this is weird. But if a lady is doing that, you're not gonna find it that weird. And then you don't record it. What are those chances?

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. That's definitely a way to think about it.

Cristina: Because if it was happening the same amount, would there be equal amount of recordings, though?

Jack: I think so. There was that one time. Yes. There was that one time that black teacher wore the really nice dress, but she was too curvy, so they called her attention and then fired her.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: And it's like, you got fired for being hot in school. She wear a dress, and it was not a risque dress. It was just a tight dress, but it went down to her, like, ankles.

Cristina: And she got fired.

Jack: She got fired because she's too hot and distracting or something. They didn't say too hot. They said, you're too distracting or something along those lines.

Cristina: Can they really say something like that?

Jack: I don't know. Like, it was like, there. She's preventing the students from learning.

Cristina: Sure. Okay.

Jack: Like, America ration. She was in some red state. I'm. I'm sure. I'm sure she was in some red save. But that's ultimately my question.

Cristina: You don't want or.

Jack: I guess there's a couple of questions.

Cristina: There's a couple of questions. Okay. What are they?

Jack: Question 1. Is cross dressing and drag queening an extension of transism? Like a version of being the other. Something you imagine without having to be the other thing that. So you are it.

Cristina: Sometimes I feel like this should be another word.

Jack: My question is, is it a subcategory?

Cristina: It's not a subcategory. It's not the same.

Jack: You think it's a different letter.

Cristina: Yeah. Because they don't feel like a woman. Men that like to dress like women just like to dress like women.

Jack: Some of them, yeah.

Cristina: But I'm just saying those men. Yeah. Drag queens that just like to dress like women because they like to dress like women. But, yeah, they're straight. They're just married straight men.

Jack: Yeah, they're just men. They're just men.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, they're just man.

Jack: They're just men. Some of them are straight. Some of them are gay. Some of them got wives and they go drag queen as a job.

Cristina: Yeah. For fun.

Jack: Like, they like it, but it's your hobby.

Cristina: I don't think that's trans.

Jack: I don't. Yeah, so. So we. We're thinking that it's not a part of transism.

Cristina: No, no, I don't think so.

Jack: So there's. It's its own thing. So it's a different letter. So it's the D. It's the D in lgbtqd.

Cristina: Drag.

Jack: Drag is drag. But then the question is, is drag a sexuality or is drag an orientation or is drag a gender?

Cristina: I don't know, because, like, you wouldn't call a tomboy. Something you wouldn't call tomboy is a gender you call tomboy.

Jack: It's a boyish female.

Cristina: Okay. Then it's. Whatever that is. It's that. That descriptor. That's. That's all that is. It's a gender. Okay. Yes, it's a gender. Then it's not a sexuality. It's not a sex. It's a gender.

Jack: This is my identity.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I guess I identify as a guy who likes to dress like a woman.

Cristina: Yeah. Like I'm a girl who likes to dress like a boy. Or I'm a boy who.

Jack: I'm a guy. Sometimes I'm a girl.

Cristina: A girl. But that doesn't relate to what they're interested in.

Jack: Yes. At all times. I'm attracted to women.

Cristina: True. Gender is. Yeah, they're attracted to sexes.

Jack: Yeah, they're Attracted to you. Could you? So you. Yeah, fair enough. Yes, I agree.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's fire in some hot fire lava.

Cristina: Gender, then.

Jack: It's a gender.

Cristina: Okay, there you go. Lgbtq, is it?

Jack: All six? Yeah. So solid. Solid. You've. You've successfully with nothing but logic, divided transism.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And drag queening. And you've made drag queening inherently not sexual. You made a gender. Ooh, nice. So we've literally stated not just what it's not, but what it is.

Cristina: Even though transgender has gender in its name, that doesn't make it a gender. That's your sex. You're saying I'm not this sex, I'm that sex?

Jack: Yes, exactly.

Cristina: Yes. While being drag is I'm this sex. I just like to dress like that sex. Or I guess I just like to dress different from what you expect me to dress.

Jack: Well, this brings in the next part of the problem. Question number two.

Cristina: Oh, no.

Jack: What is transism transitioning? The person who transitions suggesting that there is only one direction to transition. Because hear me out. This is my theory as to why the gender people should wage war on transism and transism should rage war back on the gender people. Because no trans person has ever transitioned into something that is non existent. No trans person has ever transitioned into pansexual.

Cristina: That's a sex, though. I don't understand.

Jack: Exactly. So there are just two sexes. And like even the people trying to argue that question, you'd then have to exclude the trans people if you wanted to say that trans and gender are the. That gender and sex are the same.

Cristina: Thing and that there's more people are confusing gender and sex. There's a million genders. There's only two sex. Yes, that's all.

Jack: Yeah, but then why are they in the L? Why are they the T?

Cristina: Who?

Jack: The trans people.

Cristina: Why they. The T?

Jack: Why are they the T in lgbt?

Cristina: Why not include them? I don't know.

Jack: Because that's not an orientation. And why is all the other crap included if those are not orientations? I mean, I guess pansexual is, but I. What you identify as my identity, like that has nothing to do with lgbt. So you identifying as a woman has nothing to do with LGBT because that's your orientation?

Cristina: Well, if it's a. Well, I guess it now is. It's about all of it. It's all. It's about your sex, your gender and.

Jack: Your visit sex, gender and sex, gender and orientation. But that is a problem.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because being attracted to children is an orientation. It is what you like. So pedophiles would have to be part of lgbt? No, that's f****** crazy. You see the problem.

Cristina: Holes everywhere have to do with being a pedophile?

Jack: No, it's unrelated. I'm just. I'm just talking about the entire problem with the LGBT code we see. Is it. If it is about sex, yes, but.

Cristina: That'S, that's mental disorder.

Jack: If it's about orientation. Well, is it? Is it? If it is, I'm sure it is in many cases.

Cristina: Is it an ever kiss A mental disorder?

Jack: Yeah. You think there aren't people just genuinely attracted to children? What did we do before the 1800s when we invented the concept of a child? People didn't even catch on to that advancement. Some of our grandparents had your parents when they were like 13 brothers. Do you see the problem here? Is it a mental disorder? No. We invented being a child. That's a concept we made up kind of less than 200 years ago.

Cristina: But we make rules all the time and we're following these rules.

Jack: Well, that's not my point. I'm not saying it's okay to be a pedophile. I'm saying being a pedophile is a sexual orientation. That is a sexual preference. That is something you like to have.

Cristina: Sex with and you keep that to yourself and never tell anyone.

Jack: Yeah, sure. Whatever the case might be, the point being, if LGBT is inclusive of sex, orientation and gender, the problem is orientation is there. Which means any version of anyone attracted to another thing is an orientation. I'm sure people who are sexually attracted to cars have to be. They have to, because it's what you're sexually attracted to. You know, sex shame here because. But that's a problem if we don't. Sex shame here.

Cristina: There is some sex.

Jack: You see the issue. Okay, yeah, exactly. Issues for days. That's quite. That's quite the hefty problem.

Cristina: That's the plus. The plus is what we don't want to talk about.

Jack: Well, then this brings me to my next point. People got really angry at this video about this one girl who was trying to defend the concept, and this is terrible, but she was like, stop calling them pedophiles. It's offensive. Call them. What was it? Call them minor. A minor attracted person. Call them a minor attracted person.

Cristina: That sounds better, bruh.

Jack: Whether it sounds better or not, people freaked out on her. Because obviously you're trying to reframe the fact that the people you're talking about f*** kids. Burrow. But according to the logic of LGBT or no, it's as soon as we get the trans, it stops being, what the f***? Your orientation. As soon it's in the original set, it's problematic.

Cristina: Exactly. So you can't ignore it.

Jack: You can't break this apart.

Cristina: It was just lgb. No.

Jack: If it's lgbt, at least you're fine.

Cristina: But he's always there. I thought the problem was a T.

Jack: Well, no, the problem is orientation. The problem is the first three letters. Actually, it's elder B and the G. The G and the B. Because they're telling us what they like to. Yes, the problem is people were telling us what they like to.

Cristina: Yeah, that.

Jack: It's the trans people. I'm sorry, trans people. You weren't the bad people here. It was the. The gays and the lesbians and the bi people who are only attracted to gays and lesbians. Because one. That's only two things. And that's offensive inherently, I guess, right? Is that how that works? Because there's more than just two. If you're bi, you should be. But no, bi is inherently too this or that. That's what bi means.

Cristina: But that's why they got so many other words for bi. If you don't like bi, which I think bi shouldn't matter. I think bi should mean you like everything or not really. No, Pisa. It really depends on the person. It doesn't even matter. It's just a word.

Jack: I only like who identify as non binary or gender fluid.

Cristina: I guess. Then that's what queer is. Queer is you like super specific. I don't know. I don't know what queer is.

Jack: How do we even identify if queer is talking about sex or orientation? Is queer telling us you're weird about what you like? Or is queer telling us you're weird about how you feel? Like, I don't. I don't know. This is an unclear, fuzzy middle ground of sorts.

Cristina: I don't know. Cause I gotta look up the moon. Denoting or relating to sexual or gender identity that does not correspond to established ideas of sexuality or gender, especially a heterosexual norm.

Jack: You see the issue here, right? You see the issue here? Sexuality and gender. Why? Why sexuality and gender? Why not just gender? Why are you telling us what you like to f***? That's a problem. Or if you're telling us what you like to f***, why are you telling us what's between your legs? And why the f*** are you telling us what you feel like? There's three parts here that shouldn't be all smashed together because we're what you.

Cristina: Think they should be completely different.

Jack: Yes. I think there should be a huge difference between orientation, which is what you like the f***, sex, which is what you have between your legs, and gender, which is what you feel like regardless of what you like the f*** and what you have between your legs. Why are they bunched and crushed into one thing?

Cristina: Because that's what the heterosexual people don't like. They kick them out and put them in that group. That group was made to protect each other from the people who are straight.

Jack: Straight, yes, from the straight dangers.

Cristina: Like that's the whole point of the group, is to protect the people in the group.

Jack: Was it.

Cristina: That was the original Spiders? Yeah.

Jack: Oh, crap. Interesting. So it has nothing.

Cristina: It's just protecting the weirdos? Pretty much. Not weirdos.

Jack: So why is being a rocker not in there? Why is it being like goth? Goths are just rejects.

Cristina: I don't think goths would be there.

Jack: I mean. No, they would inherently. So would the punks, but.

Cristina: Exactly. There's a lot of groups that just wouldn't.

Jack: They wouldn't group up with people who aren't them. I guess the group racists. I guess being goth is kind of being group racist. Because you're like my people. But isn't that what LGBT is? My people are many very different kinds of people. But these people.

Cristina: Yes. Well, these.

Jack: I choose my people based on how I like to dress and what music I like to listen to. I choose my people based on who they. What they feel like and what's between their legs. That's how. That's how I choose my people.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. There's many different ways.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: Different groups follow up. Okay.

Jack: It's a problem if people grouped up based on who they like the f***, how they identify and what's between their legs. And then they go dance in front of children. Sorry, that's a problem.

Cristina: Well, it's a problem dancing like dancing with children.

Jack: Yeah, it's a problem.

Cristina: None of that other part has anything to do.

Jack: Well, follow up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Which one of these straight white CIS males is dancing in front of children?

Cristina: They're raping boys.

Jack: You're totally right. Except also I don't think any of those are straight white CIS males. Which then.

Cristina: Straight white CIS males who are in the closet.

Jack: Yes. Thus not.

Cristina: Well, they wouldn't say that. They would.

Jack: They would say they're. But they're not straight white.

Cristina: They are. Well, no.

Jack: Well, follow. Follow me in this train of thought. What is the fact of the matter? They're in the closet about being one.

Cristina: Gay, huh? No, not gay.

Jack: Why not?

Cristina: Gay pedos.

Jack: Why? So you could be a straight pedo or gay pedo. Depends what you prefer.

Cristina: Well, they're gonna. Okay.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it is about. Regardless of whether it's your straight or.

Cristina: Kay.

Jack: It's about f****** something.

Jack: Right.

Jack: And like in your case, you immediately went to priests, I'm assuming because you said boys.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. So you would call them what?

Cristina: Pedophiles?

Jack: That are what? Which one of the two pedophiles are they?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Just pedophiles that like boys and pedophiles like girls. Pick one.

Cristina: What do you mean? Okay, he's a pedophile that likes boys would be a.

Jack: That's a gay pedophile.

Cristina: But they don't admit they're clout.

Jack: No, it doesn't have to. I'm asking you what they actually are. You're missing the point of my entire question. Yeah, so they're gay. Where's the not gay straight white guy? He's the girl. He's raping the girl. The little girl maybe.

Cristina: And the women? I don't know.

Jack: Yes, there's people. I mean, I. Is. No, rape isn't a. It couldn't be an orientation because that's not what the other person's identifying as or what they have between their legs. That's more situational.

Cristina: Okay, yeah.

Jack: I was saying like if. Could they include that? There's no way. But no, they can't. They can't. They can. They could include rape. It doesn't make sense. No, it's definitely. It could be a kink. Rape is a kink. Yes, it's definitely a kink. But the guys raping the children are. In the case of the priests, which isn't mass, and particularly against them are the left, who also support the gays heavily. But the. But the. But the priests aren't f****** little girls. They're gay. All of them.

Cristina: Yes. There's a difference though, because there. I don't know if it's. It's not really gay. It's some.

Jack: Is it that they could only get the children that are boys? Is that the problem? They can only get to. The boys are not allowed to teach girls these boys are gonna become priests? Is that what's happening?

Cristina: I don't know. I don't understand how that works.

Jack: Why is it not girls? Where are the girls? Why is it always a boy? That's my main question here. I suppose I'm trying to work through a lot of information at the same time.

Cristina: There's just a Lot of closeted gay people that just. They hide it so badly that they end up raping someone. I don't know.

Jack: Kids.

Cristina: Kids, yeah.

Jack: So let's revisit. Is the fact that people gather not just about how they feel on the inside or what's between their legs, but the fact that they also gather based on what they like to f***? A problem?

Cristina: Why is it a problem?

Jack: Because the priests are part of a group that seems to have gotten together because of what they like to f***.

Cristina: I don't think that's the same.

Jack: Why? Because it would be offensive to say otherwise. How is it different if the situation seems to be the same? If some of these people have.

Cristina: One of these people are being honest. One of these people are not being honest.

Jack: No, I get it. You're totally telling the truth. I'm not saying every priest. I'm not saying every priest. I'm saying that it's problematic enough and they seem to know where to go, which means people can gather based on what they like to f***. You know, you can find others like you if you like to f*** little boys. If you become a priest, you will by default come across that s***. And one of them n***** knows the culture. You might not know the f****** culture. You're new. You just discovered you like the f*** kids. But you know that this happens frequently enough.

Cristina: Well, we know that now. I don't know if people in. When they were. When this was actually happening, before people found out it was happening, that people were like, there was a secret rumor that it was happening. And this is where you go if you want to do this.

Jack: Like, no, no, no. I don't think anybody ever had to share that rumor. Because you can go back as far as you want into anywhere you want. Primarily, places I've gone include Italian history and Greek history and American history. There is no point in time you can go back to that. They weren't talking about people f****** kids and they were always priests. So the following question is, anybody could have concluded this. Is it a problem that people can gather based on sexually. On what they like to f***?

Cristina: If it's kids, Yes. I don't know. Like, that seems like the big problem. I don't see why normal adults can't be around other adults that have the same sexual orientation of them. If you like girls and you want to meet other girls who like girls, I mean, women, we should say, well, then, like, what is this?

Jack: Talks about the extreme leftism that we see when we have a person who is so far into this ideology. That we must be all inclusive all the time. That they then have to explain to you how to not call them a profile and instead call them a minor attracted person. Do you see how we're going in circles now? We're just landing back at the same things. But it's because it is problematic that sexual. Like what you're sexually attracted to is include that is an actual issue or remove it and make that a different group of people. And then we'll have to figure out why or how. I suppose we'll have to figure out how to remove the pedos from the fact that LGB is about sexual preference. But in order to do that, we have to break the problem up in the pieces and say, you guys, you who are saying, this is what I'm swinging, you need a team, your own team. Also the team you're on is kind of douchey to you. I don't know why you're still on that team that doesn't check out. It seems like you joined a bunch of a******* who treat you like s***. Divorce the LGBs and just be cooler somewhere else. The trans people who get treated crappy by the rest of the letters of the Alphabet and the straight people. It's like everybody treats them like s***. And it's like, you guys definitely deserve what everybody else is getting. And like, you shouldn't be treated like less than everybody else if they're all f****** claiming they're not crazy. You have every f****** right to do whatever the f*** you want without anybody saying s*** to you. The fact that people are still saying s*** to you and all the other s*** is still going on, that's a f****** problem. You should divorce this f****** team and start something better. That's to the trans people. Start something better because you joined a loser team for the people talking about gender, how you feel about yourself. You guys aren't even arguing the same thing anymore. Like. Like, go over there and start something else. Nobody. Like, stop trying. The problem people have with you is that you keep saying it's sexual. No. Identify as a f****** penguin for all anybody cares.

Cristina: I think the cue solves the problem and lets them all be in the group together.

Jack: No, because we're trying to break this apart so that we don't have pedos in there too. That's the problem. Stop trying to just. Because then we have to justify everything. The problem is we don't want to do that. We need to break this apart.

Cristina: Well, then what do you do with Q's? Because that's both you're it's whatever. You're, you're.

Jack: But isn't Q an added letter later? It was gel gbt. At first we're just talking about origin story here. Everybody else kept tacking on. But again, we didn't solve the original problem. That's still there.

Cristina: Was lgbtq? Was LGB first? Was it LGBT back in time? You want to find out?

Jack: Yeah. Because the ultimate problem.

Cristina: Wait, if it was just.

Jack: No, it would have to be. It would have had to have been three letters.

Cristina: It would have to have been three letters. I think.

Jack: Unless it was only made after trans was already a thing. That is a real question. But the point is we have to break the idea up, extract the f****** pedophiles, set them on fire, and send them the h*** the way Jesus would do it.

Cristina: Looks like it was lgb. Yes. LGB was used to replace gay and lesbian. It was short, I guess, to just say you're part of that group, you know, you don't have to say I'm gay or I'm a lesbian, man.

Jack: The trans people f***** up. They shouldn't have joined. They f***** up, dude. People are a******* to trans people for no f****** reason. And that s***'s ridiculous. Like what makes any of you any f****** different? I don't understand. It's super dumb. But lgb, so it was entirely about what you liked? Yes, Sexually. So they had their own group. People identifying what they like to tangle with. Great. And they made sure to mention the letters. Just us women who like women. Just us men who like men. And then just us of either one of those two things. Who likes both of those things. It was clean and simple. And then the trans people came in. Wasn't the same argument anymore. Now it became about what you said. Protection.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It stopped being about what I like to stick my parts in touch with. Now it's about what do I personally have as well as what I like to problematic. One, if you only had the future sight to know that people are gonna treat you like crap and you should definitely just back your people together and make a lot of noise so that you're accepted sooner. But you joined a bunch of people who were whining for way too long and not doing many moves, which the gay guy. I'll give it to the gay guys. The gay guys did way more than any other group in all of time. When it came to the. The Alphabet people. They made hella hella moves to the. To this. Till this day. Till this day that echoes and everybody else kind of piggybacked off of their movement because it was just lesbians and gays first, right? Just like they were, they were, they made everything. And then all these other people, like, yeah, we were there. And it's like, no, you weren't, you weren't. It's cool, bro. You got your own thing. That's fire. Go.

Cristina: Now it's everything.

Jack: But you can't. No, you can't say that. That's the problem. That's the problem we're trying to solve. Because it is everything.

Cristina: So we're not gonna.

Jack: You can't beat everything.

Cristina: And then it's gonna be ogb.

Jack: Unless we're. We're gonna write out every letter.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Do you see the problem here?

Cristina: And then every letter has its own groups, though. So then it would be.

Jack: No, no, no. This is how simple this is to solve it' so easy. Trans people have a group for anybody who's claiming what they have between their legs. Straight guys and straight women would also land in there. No, they wouldn't. Because they didn't transition into anything. I guess transitioning is just, you know, one or the other.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Gender people shouldn't get along with them because you say one thing or the other and then they're like, there's only one thing or the other I can show you with my operation, b****. Like, that should be the infinite discussion.

Cristina: Right?

Jack: Gender people just have their own group of people. I feel like this. I feel like that. Great. Sweet. Fantastic. Then people who are telling us what they are sexually attracted to, just give us your letters. Simple. Why? Because we are the, the between legs team. We are the gender squad. But there's people, listen, we're transitioners, we're gender squad. And then in the LGB group, they'll just be lgb. Why? Because you're telling us straight men who like women, they're telling us. I mean, straight men who like men, they're telling us straight.

Cristina: That's not straight.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Telling us gay men who like men, they're telling us gay women who like women. And they're telling us one of either who likes both. You've told us every combination.

Cristina: We should just not have any of it and just go to put everything back together, include the straight people in it so that we could just have what's your sex, what's your gender and what's your sexual orientation? Everyone can answer that. Whether you're straight, whether you're a man.

Jack: Well, that's what I'm saying.

Cristina: Except if we're talking about groups, you just have this thing that Anyone could be a part of. Because everyone is a part of.

Jack: Wouldn't that be groups?

Cristina: But it's not a unique group because everyone's in it. Yeah, it's like being a human. We're all human.

Jack: Yeah. I guess the ultimate conclusion here is that the point of every one of these things is to include. Exclude specifically white men. Because now being black is also in here. Right.

Cristina: And Hispanic.

Jack: And being Hispanic is being a woman in there too?

Cristina: I think so. It might be.

Jack: So the only people not included are straight white guys.

Cristina: See? See?

Jack: So it's already a stupid all inclusive racist thing.

Cristina: So then we actually. I don't know if women are in it, but whatever, it doesn't matter because it should just be. Just answer those simple questions and that's it.

Jack: Yeah, but people want groups and that's going to happen inevitably. So people want groups. Then let the gender. People have their gender. Let the transitioners have their transitions. And then when it comes to telling us what you like to interact with, stop at B. That prevents you from ever having to include pedophiles. Solution? Problem solving.

Cristina: How do you solve pedophiles? I don't understand.

Jack: No, no, you solve including pedophiles and you can still ostracize them and throw rocks at them and send them to prison so they can get shanked a couple of times. If you don't add it. If you don't merge all these things to the point that you can't listen. When you get to what you are sexually attracted to, your orientation. When you reach that, you need to tell us specifically if it's gender, whatever. We just g. It's cool, bro. When transitioning, T is cool, bro, because it doesn't affect anybody but you. You're just telling us about you. When you get to what you're gonna go touch, you gotta tell us. Because you're not going to allow pedophiles to join the team. You cannot. I understand 100% the concept of a child is made up. I get that. I fully understand. Yes. Every rule that's ever existed we made up. Every measurement that's ever existed, we made up. Word, sex and gender are both made up. And all the genders are made up a hundred million percent. And sexes are just random body parts we decided to specifically focus on. But everything we attach to it other than their functions are made up. So I'm fully aware that children are made up, but we've decided collectively.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That a certain thing is wrong.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And like we all see. Yeah, we feed like a hundred percent bro, you plead your case, bro. Feel free to be like, this is why I get to f*** good. But you know, just quick food for thought. Guy who felt the need to defend his stance, like, we also made up killing as bad. That's also made up, bro. No f****** thing came out of the sky and was like, that's bad, bro. And then it's like, you can prove that happened. No, that never f****** happened, bro. We made that up.

Cristina: If that was a true story, that's really sad that we needed someone to tell us. Yeah.

Jack: That would be tragic. If we. We're only moral.

Cristina: Cuz God, Yes.

Jack: We're only scared of punishment.

Cristina: Disappointing. If it's like, you don't do that because I said so. Like, he's like, yeah. If he didn't tell us, oh my gosh, the murder that would be happening right now.

Jack: Yeah. Right? Oh my God. I'm sure some Christians think like that if we didn't know about God, it'd be blood in the streets only.

Cristina: That would be so exciting.

Jack: So much blood in the streets.

Cristina: So sad. Okay, but what's the point? Pedophiles are bad.

Jack: Yeah, pedophiles are bad. And you don't want them on your team.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And like, I understand the children are made up. I get it. You want to plead your case. Cool. Cool beans, bro. But again, we also made up killing.

Cristina: Yeah. And like, I also don't want people who have sex with animals on my team or people who want to do cars. Although I think I'm a little bit more okay with people who want to do cars than I am. Why? Because the car probably doesn't feel anything.

Jack: That's fair. But if you, if you consider universal consciousness and a consciousness to every scale, everything has consciousness and there's something perceiving forceful and because we can't prove it's wrong, even if we can't prove it's true.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We should assume it's true in order to cause the least amount of harm.

Cristina: So that's equally as bad as doing an animal.

Jack: Yeah. Which is definitely as. Unless the argument is a child isn't really the younger the better. Because I kid, you know, they know less and they eventually you can pass a certain, like, sweet spot where, where they don't have a consciousness, man. And it's like, like that's not the logic. They're not conscious yet.

Cristina: The weird one is also with animals, like, what if the animal wants it? Then what? It's like it still feels wrong. Don't do it. But.

Jack: Well, okay, no this is, this is the argument with this. This is a real defense. And great that you would say that. So we can end this on a positive.

Cristina: Because, you know, a positive. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the argument here is. Well, now we're defending the children, explaining why the pedophile's f*****.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're explaining why the rule of don't the kids exists. Okay. In the case of the animal, even if the animal wants it, there is a clear ginormous division of critical thought, understanding, information.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Between you and the dog. Even if the dog believes it wants it, it doesn't understand how way superior and manipulating the incense you could be.

Cristina: And it's the same with the child.

Jack: It is the same with the child. You are too far ahead of this child to affect anything related to this child. You are actively godlike by comparison. Because there's nothing but ignorance that needs guidance. And your guidance is to a dark place.

Cristina: Yeah, that's.

Jack: That's why it's bad. That's because they cannot say I want it and mean it. And it makes sense. That's the last part that matters. Because they can say they want it and they mean it. But it making logical sense. There's no way to prove that.

Cristina: No. Okay.

Jack: Because they couldn't understand. And if they can, you've gotta prove to me without a questionable doubt that you inherently and granularly, as a person this young have the intellectual and maturity capacities to process, fully understand and comprehend the information you are responding to and it remain within logical reasoning as you explain it. That's not going to happen. A child couldn't accomplish that task if they could. Bravo, you've won. Go do what you're gonna do. But it wouldn't happen. And because it wouldn't happen, f*** the pedophile. Yes, they're. It's abuse by default. You're abusing the ignorance. That's problematic. It's something ungodly. God wouldn't abuse the ignorance. That's why all the priests are gonna burn in h***.

Cristina: Why does it end up like that? All our episodes just priest hating. I'm sure there's one good priest.

Jack: I'm sure.

Cristina: I'm sure there is also at least one man.

Jack: Well, you talk to me. There has to be at least one good one, right? Hundred percent. Without a doubt. At least one good one, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay. That means that they're not raping kids, correct?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay. When George Floyd had a cop pressed against his neck and he couldn't breathe. The other three cops are innocent, right? Is that your Argument here?

Cristina: No.

Jack: Well, why?

Cristina: They were not hanging out with those other priests, watching them rape kids. I'm like, there's got.

Jack: Is the situation happening? Are kids being raped by priests?

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Right. Is he aware of it?

Cristina: But I'm sure.

Jack: Answer the question. It's a yes or no question. Is he aware of it?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is he still a priest? After being aware of it, I feel.

Cristina: Like it's still not the same.

Jack: How?

Cristina: I mean, like, if you are the.

Jack: Thing and you remain the thing, if you.

Cristina: You're seeing it in person, yeah, that's really problematic. But if it's like something happening across the world, why is that affecting you like that?

Jack: If it's happening around you and you're doing nothing about it in the church where the guy gets caught and then he gets ostracized, but because he got caught, how long was he doing that? Not getting caught? Okay, but all the other guys weren't saying, yeah, I doubt they didn't know.

Cristina: Yeah, okay.

Jack: Do you see the problem? How is that different from if you know and you're part of not saying and you're not leaving the situation to only leave the corrupt there, so it's easy to land on.

Cristina: Because what if you're part of a church that nothing has ever happened in?

Jack: That's fine. Then you have no reason to leave. But if you are somewhere where things have happened and you haven't left or ratted out anybody you've come across.

Cristina: Yeah, that's.

Jack: Then your issue is you're still there making it questionable. You should make it without a doubt that that's broken. So if you're the good guy, leave so that all the monsters stay together. And then everybody's like, oh, no, those are monsters. But because you're not doing it and you're there and they trust you, you're the lure.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: People are only attending that place because you're there. And then the kids are getting f*****. Now, you're not f****** the kids. In fact, you're not on top of George Floyd's neck. But George Floyd only has the confidence to walk up to the cop in the first place because he sees cops like the other three guys who would just talk to him nicely, but when the guy lands on his neck, won't say s***, they're the lure. They attract the confidence. They boost confidence in our kind and attract the trust of the people. And so that the cop who does lean on your neck does lean on your neck. Okay, so the priest who isn't the bat. Well, no, at least priest John's there. He's a good guy. He's not bad like all the rest. I can trust him. But he's not always watching your child. Everybody trusts that one priest. So everybody brings their children to that church. So everybody is expecting this one guy to do all the services for all their children. But he's not. And he's also not saying when he sees crazy s*** because he has a life that he wants to maintain. And the church can come down like. Like an angry God.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's a problem when people can gather based on what they like to have sex with.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's the point.

Jack: I think that's the point. Unless we can just label who they are. The lgb, they did it right? They were clear. We're being specific. F*** anybody who wants to talk about anything else. You can't question us. We're clear cut and precise. It got muddy when it got all inclusive. The gender should be their own thing, the transitioner should be their own thing, and the sex preferences should be their own thing. And then they can be specific so that when that P starts creeping towards you, you could be like, f*** out of here, bro. You're not. Yeah, okay, but you can't do that if you just got a random plus sign and everybody's included because you're just saying we accept any sexual preference.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Well, no, you don't do that. No, you don't do that.

Cristina: Okay, that makes sense.

Jack: I think that makes sense. I think that's a reasonable argument. We have to deconstruct this. Give them their own three teams and then make sure that f****** pedos don't enter that first team over there. Simple. I think I solved the inclusion of pedo problem. And it's not. You guys don't be inclusive. Be inclusive to your own people and kind of segregated from unrelated subject matter.

Cristina: Okay. Except there's people that are going to be in more than one.

Jack: You will 100 be in all three. Yeah, it just makes sure that the pedos don't. Okay, get into that other one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because unquestionably the pedos still have a gender. Yeah, and unquestionably the pedos still have a sex. But you guys don't have to include him in s*** because it's not. It's not anything to say I have a d*** or a v*****. Who gives a s***? Sweet, bro. Now that's. You're just telling us who you are. That's cool, man. It becomes a problem when you're telling us what you want to do. To somebody and that somebody's a kid.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: So we can stop that if we know you're there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But if you're just flying under the radar because there's that plus sign over there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's also why that the right is having a real easy time in calling the drag queens and the cross dressers pedophiles, because it's all bunched up. It's all the same s***. And they are dancing in front of children. That was a weird video. Either way, that was strange. And I'm sure they saw the same video. Yes, that's weird. I don't really know what's happening there. And like. Like, why is it happening too? Not just what's happening. Like, why. Like, this is educational. Is that, like, why is this in school, bro?

Cristina: There's a lot of trolls. It could be trolling in real life, if.

Jack: Fair enough. If it's actual trolling. Dude, Fire. Dude. This is confusing as probably ruined some kids in the process. Like, whoa.

Cristina: Do you think trolls care?

Jack: Trolls? I mean, it depends. A good troll is moral.

Cristina: There's a lot of non.

Jack: Well, I know it could be a pretty bad troll, but yeah.

Cristina: Anyways, trolls are scary. That's the lesson.

Jack: Yeah, Trolls are horrifying. But that was our. I guess that was our breakdown of LGBT or the LGBT rant.

Cristina: To not have A plus lgbt.

Jack: No plus rant.

Cristina: Not T lgb.

Jack: LGB dash T dash D. No.

Cristina: Lgbt. No. Lgbt. T dash Q. I don't know.

Jack: Alphabet people rant. Anyways, that's what I'm gonna call it, the Alphabet people rant.

Cristina: You know, Elon Musk calls it LGBT plus AI.

Jack: That's fire. Okay, but he is a troll.

Cristina: Yes, but also there are. There is an A and I in there for intersex and asexuals, but I don't think it's like AI.

Jack: The problem with an asexual being included.

Cristina: In here, it's also lgb.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense.

Cristina: That's lgbtgh.

Jack: That's a literal opposite of telling me what you like to have.

Cristina: It's the same with I like to have sex with nothing.

Jack: No, no, no. That's saying I don't like to have sex.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Well, whatever. They want to be included, Leave them alone.

Jack: No, because that defeats the purpose. I mean, if you're gonna tack letters onto it. Yes, that's fine. They get a letter.

Cristina: What group do they belong to, though? If you separate the groups.

Jack: Yeah. They would belong to the group that states what they like to have Sex with. If you're gonna include them, I suppose.

Cristina: Okay. Even if they don't like to have sex.

Jack: Well, you wouldn't include them. But you're saying where would they belong? Where are they basically not belonging right now? Yeah, it's the group that's telling us what they like to have sex with.

Cristina: Which is lgb, because then they'll be by themselves.

Jack: They are the negative of that group.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're the only person on the opposite.

Cristina: OGB minus. Not the minus.

Jack: Could be the A LGB minus. Yeah, that works. But again, it. No, it doesn't work. It doesn't work because LGB is telling us what they like to have sex with. That's not what's happening with asexual. Because asexuals don't like to have sex. It's inherently the opposite. It is literally in the most literal. It's like telling me atheism is your belief.

Cristina: Well, people do do that. People do do that. They will say that they're atheists and that's their belief.

Jack: I don't know. Well, it is a belief. But the question is, would the person argue that? Or we do be. If we're being literal as. Then no, the problem is. Yeah, I guess in that case, yes. If we're saying that atheism is a religion because it is a faith you have that you can't prove.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay, then.

Jack: Then, yes, it works.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And being an asexual is a religion.

Cristina: In this instance, it is something that we haven't touched. Something actually, besides, there's the. Okay, there's your sexual orientation.

Jack: Right. There's your gender.

Cristina: There's your gender, and there's your sexual preference. Yes, but there's also.

Jack: We know. Sexual orientation is your sexual preference.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's gender and there's your sex.

Cristina: There's also your. What's the newest one? Your romantic attraction, I guess? Sexual attraction. Romantic attraction, yes.

Jack: We're dividing sexually attracted and romantically attracted.

Cristina: Yes, they do that too. And they have their whole other words for those things too. So because you could be biromantic, which.

Jack: Means you can fall in love with either, but you only like to have.

Cristina: Sex with one or both. Who knows? Unless you're bisexual. Biromantic.

Jack: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Or you could be any combination of bi, romantic, heterosexual.

Cristina: Right.

Jack: That makes sense to me. Definitely. That's a bunch of bro.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like a bunch of bros who are bro. Yeah, all the time. Like, you guys are pretty gay in.

Cristina: Love with that dude. And I want to have sex with that.

Jack: Yeah. Bromance. Bromances. Guys who are in love but not.

Cristina: I have no. Yeah, no.

Jack: Platonic assault.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Yeah, you can be in love with the friend. I think that makes total sense.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: People fall in love with their children. They use that literal term to say that. And it's not on any sexual term. Like, there's a bunch of people who are like, oh, I saw my child and I fell in love instantly. It's like that's their instant reaction. They're romantically in love with their child but not sexually attracted to their child.

Cristina: So weird. Okay, so. Okay, we're done.

Jack: Yeah, I think that checks out. I think that that sums all of it.

Cristina: Figured it out. Okay, we finished. I think we said all we had to say. No, we didn't. There's so much to say.

Jack: Yeah, it's infinite. Anyways, Anyways. Anyways, we have talked to similar subjects in the past. We've talked about. Yeah, we had Anthony on the show for the Just Conversation podcast and talk. Talked about sexual attraction and trans and the gay community and stuff. And we've had episodes where we break apart our thoughts on this previously as well. And we've actually had some research episodes where we break apart the biology of some of this stuff. So you can find all of that stuff anywhere, but where? Everywhere. And you can talk to us.

Cristina: Give me specific locations.

Jack: Well, primarily what I'm trying to get to is that you can contact us to talk more about this particular episode. You can talk to us about this episode and ask us questions and tell us your ideas or tell us that you hate everything we talk about. You can find us on our socials at TikTok and Instagram and Facebook and Twitter, usconvopod.

Cristina: Remember to subscribe, rate and review the show.

Jack: Yes. And use your word of mouth and tell people about the show. It's important to talk to them about it.

Cristina: This has been the Rambling Podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. We know the Atlanteans both were vastly in the Bermuda Triangle and in the Gulf coast, these advanced people broke into two groups. Either they migrated. Well, no, because the Great Flood also happened. During the Great Flood, the Atlanteans either went to space or were drowned out.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Dots.in Fox, art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 153: Jehovah's Empire

Where does the bible take place? How old is the Earth? How long ago were Adam and Eve created? Do the answers to these questions work together effectively or do they contradict each other and create paradoxes? The duo delve deep into the geography of the christian scriptures and the estimated times of events to determine how accurate they are and how many contradictions present themselves naturally.

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  • Reasons for Religion
  • The Biblical Flood
  • Noah’s Ark
  • Round Earth vs Flat Earth
  • Original Biblical Text
  • Biblical Locations
  • Adam & Eve
  • Judaism vs Christianity
  • Gay Priests
  • Satanic Christianity
  • The Tree of Knowledge

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Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

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Cristina: And also this. This show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody to have a lovely discussion with while listening to this. You go, you find people, you drag them into a room, chain them into a chair, and you force them to listen. And then you talk to them, whether or not they want to, as they're fear for their lives. Because America.

Cristina: Because of what?

Jack: As a. Because what?

Cristina: Oh, what was the last thing you said?

Jack: That you can tie them to a chair and force them to listen and talk to them whether they want to or not?

Cristina: Because this is America.

Jack: Because this is America, the land of the free. Do whatever you want, including imprisoning other people and constricting their freedoms. Because America. Yes, that's kind of what we do. We're America of the. We're America. Land of the free. With the most people not free more than anywhere in the world.

Cristina: That's great.

Jack: Yeah. Land of the free. Most incarcerations ever.

Cristina: Yes, that's. That's pretty horrible.

Jack: Yeah, that's the way it goes.

Cristina: But people want to fight for their freedoms to, I guess, hurt other people. I don't know. All those Karen videos, it confuses me. They are fighting for freedom, their own freedom, I think. I don't know who's stopping them, but there's someone they think is stopping them. They think the world is the difference.

Jack: Between having freedom to public rights and then going into private locations and claiming you have public freedoms in private locations. Which they do not.

Cristina: Which they do not. And they also make up laws, which I think is very strange.

Jack: Oh, well, here's the thing. People believe that other people don't know the laws. And a lot of the time they're completely right. And that if you just pretend, you know, maybe they'll.

Cristina: I think that. Yeah, that's really possible, I guess. Like, I don't know every single law, so maybe they will tell me something and I'm like, maybe I should look this up, because I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, but it should be. They should go in there and recite exactly which law. Oh, I know the law. Okay, which one is it?

Cristina: Which one is it?

Jack: You shattered the entire argument. Because they don't f****** know. They're making s*** up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, just look it up. Which one is it? I'll look it up. You know it. Tell me which one to look for.

Cristina: Yeah, because the whole. I don't know, it's always something dumb like the law says you can't use the pool or something. Like you don't even work in this place. What are you talking about?

Jack: Yeah, like this is a pool that belongs to the facility. Do you know the facilities laws? And it says you can't use a pool. Then. Then why do they have a pool?

Cristina: Then why do they have a pool? Exactly. I don't know. There was one of don't play your guitar because it will bother the pigs. Like, what law is that? That's a crazy law.

Jack: It will bother the pigs.

Cristina: I feel like she said that the music was bothering her pigs. I don't know if that's what she said, but it sounds like maybe she.

Jack: Said it was bothering her.

Cristina: I'm so sure she said she mentioned her pigs.

Jack: That's weird.

Cristina: That is weird. Maybe I'm wrong. It's probably not her pigs. But if it is her poor pigs. I don't know. They don't like. What was it? I think it was guitar music or something. Yeah, it was bothering the piggies, but.

Jack: Yeah, maybe that's what she meant. I don't know. I gotta see it.

Cristina: It's weird. It's all weird. I don't know. And the Christians that argue for that. The. I don't know. I don't know who's trying to turn their kids gay. It's the government. But it's also Hollywood. But it's also. Everyone is trying to turn their kids gay.

Jack: Only Christians believe that.

Cristina: Only Christians believe that. Yeah, but that's still pretty weird to believe. That's not a weird idea. That. I don't know.

Jack: It depends on how the idea is presented. How is the idea presented?

Cristina: How is that idea presented? I don't know.

Jack: We explain what they said so that I understand why they think it's making them gay.

Cristina: I don't know why there's two. You know about the two gay. They were penguins and they couldn't have a baby. They were trying to hatch a rock like it was an egg, but it wasn't. So they gave them a real egg and now they have a family. It's them too. And the little girl. I mean, a girl penguin, two gay male penguins and a baby female Penguin. And someone wrote a kids book about it so that kids could have that book about their story. And they're like, they're trying to make it gay, I guess, normal for their kids or something. I don't know.

Jack: Why is making gay normal a problem though? Because it's evil to make gay normal?

Cristina: Yes, because gay isn't evil. Gay equals evil, I guess. Yeah, yeah. So if you're trying to make it normal, you're doing something evil. So whoever wrote that story is an evil person.

Jack: Here's what's interesting about that. This makes me wonder if the purpose of religion is to ensure population growth. Because a lot of things focus on that. Like the whole don't let women make choices, make women do what men want. Because now we have women making choices and men are just going to jail in mass. And not to say that men don't deserve to go to jail in mass. But there's less men to spread seeds, you know? Like it seems almost tactically meant, not maliciously, but rather like let's assure the species survival. Thus religion. Because gay bad. Because gay can't make children.

Cristina: But there's plenty of straight women right now that just don't want to have children.

Jack: That's 100% true. But also, women weren't allowed to read books because educated women don't want to have children.

Cristina: Oh, dumb.

Jack: Women have 7,000 children and they want that jump on welfare.

Cristina: But that's what the Christians want.

Jack: Yeah, but just keep reproducing. Even if half of them die, just keep making more.

Cristina: Just keep making more.

Jack: The world with people the way old God wanted that.

Cristina: He want that because he destroyed a bunch of people though. He destroyed cities.

Jack: Look, God destroyed anything and everything that was right. He drowned the world. Yes, but then you wonder what the world is if everything that ever happened involving God happened in like this, a three country radius. He drowned the world. Get the f*** out of here. He drowned a small, tiny little area.

Cristina: Okay, you think everyone outside of that area were alright?

Jack: Yeah, everybody was f****** fine.

Cristina: What? How do you know?

Jack: Because everything that happened in the Bible is focused in one region.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they wouldn't actually know if the rest of the world.

Jack: Yeah, there'd be no way to know. They didn't leave that area. They were just all secluded in one spot. And every interaction with God, the world was that one region.

Cristina: What about that boat? Like they must have looked for another place.

Jack: Then how would they know if everything is underwater? What could you look at to tell you you're going anywhere?

Cristina: But if everything Wasn't underwater. You said it was just that spot.

Jack: Right, Right, Right. They already believed everything was underwater as.

Cristina: Far as they can see the boat to like go any further. They just stayed in the hole.

Jack: Could they tell they're going anywhere?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Let's. Let's follow your logic. Everything around you is underwater. Even if other parts of earth are not underwater, which direction is more stuff. If everything looks like it's underwater, I.

Cristina: Don'T go follow the birds. You go somewhere. You just don't stay there. I don't know.

Jack: So the birds decide they're gonna go west. But one. Your boat doesn't have a sail. And also wind is blowing east. How you can follow the birds.

Cristina: The boat doesn't have a sail. I don't know what the boat has. It doesn't have things to move.

Jack: It was just afloat.

Cristina: It was just a float. Okay.

Jack: And if water goes up.

Cristina: Yeah. It was just to keep them there.

Jack: Yeah. It wasn't like a giant wave came and pushed the boat anywhere. It was just like. It just kept raining. It was raining. It didn't. Like rivers didn't. Over there wasn't like a crazy storm that. No, it was just equal rain everywhere for 40 days and 40 nights. That's bringing the water level up and up and up and up and up. And everything is now underwater.

Cristina: Yes. And that boat was not to sail or anything. It was just to be there.

Jack: It was there.

Cristina: Even if.

Jack: Even if, in theory you could sail it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How are you gonna steer it? How are you gonna choose where to go? And where would you go? Which direction would you choose? And how do you know you're going that direction? You would just pick a spot and it's like that way. Is that north or east? I don't f****** know. It's that way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then if the boat turns gradually.

Cristina: How would you know?

Jack: How would you know? Because everything is underwater.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You'd have to wait until night to look at the North Star.

Cristina: Ah, well, maybe they should just have travel during night.

Jack: Everything is underwater.

Cristina: You got 40 days. Wait. Is it 40 days or 40 years?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Whatever. A very long time on this boat. You got nothing else to do. What harm would it be to travel a little?

Jack: How.

Cristina: If it was a traveling boat. I don't know if they could. If they could travel in the boat.

Jack: Stick out tiny little paddles.

Cristina: Yes. Have the little. The alligators push them. There's only two, though. But.

Jack: So you see that image?

Cristina: Yes, I see it. And it's Confusing? Because that.

Jack: No, no, no, it's not confusing. You're confusing yourself. But I'll explain it after you talk. Go ahead and plead your case. I can prove you wrong.

Cristina: Okay. They're. They're in the edge of different continents, Right.

Jack: Those aren't established as continents yet, but. Okay.

Cristina: They're not continents.

Jack: Not yet.

Cristina: Not yet. How far back?

Jack: They weren't called continents yet.

Cristina: Whatever. The land masses. Okay, the land masses. Okay. And did those land masses disapp in this or is it just where they were at specifically that went underwater, you're saying? No.

Jack: Okay. What do you see in the center of where all this happened?

Cristina: I don't know. Water.

Jack: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now it starts raining and doesn't stop raining.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What's going to happen to that water?

Cristina: There's going to be more water. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's going to start rising, right?

Jack: It's gonna just keep rising.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's kind of a bowl in there, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So the more, I don't know, the more everything gets buried.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And if in theory it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and you're close to the water part.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then that's already eaten everything you know of. And that's just gonna keep filling up farther and farther. Now, if you were to fill up a tub with water.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you could fill it up in equal parts and you put a little paper boat in the middle. Don't turn on the faucet and push from the direction that the faucet's coming in, but rather water falling equally from everywhere on top down onto the tub. And the tub starts gradually coming up, the boat is going to stay in the middle. In the middle.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So assuming the boat was inside of this general radius that we're looking at where everything took place. Right. It's directly below the Roman Empire that we are seeing these people's boat. We're right. Like, what is this? Like east of the Greek Empire? Is that what we're looking at? More or less.

Cristina: A little part of Egypt in there, Syria, Armenia.

Jack: Because we got to basically look, we're dead center between Europe, Africa and the Middle East. That's really what's happening here. So we're in West Asia, South Europe and North Africa region. The water in between, that is what we're assuming is coming upwards.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So valleys and all that crap. As water comes up, you're closer to the water. In this instance, the water starts coming up, pushing you up, starting to bury the mountains. But because the water happens for 40 days and 40 nights. It keeps building. So everything around you keeps getting buried. Keeps getting buried. So the water actually rises to the height of mountains because you're in a bowl.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So by the time it covers the peaks of mountains, you're higher than mountains at a distance that get sucked up by the curvature of the earth.

Cristina: So you think everything is covered.

Jack: You look in every direction. The curvature of the earth has swallowed. The only way it wouldn't work is if the world was flat. In which case the water level coming up would mean you can see other things. So interesting enough, the argument of Noah's Ark beats the argument of flat earth. They cannot be happening at the same time. They're mutually exclusive. Because if the water did in fact come up this high and the earth was flat, you would have seen the other parts of the earth. Because the earth was not drowned itself, but your region was drowned. Everything that happened.

Cristina: But people who read the Bible think the whole thing was drowned.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. That's completely wrong and provably wrong. Because everything that happened in the Bible took place in this small region between these three giant continents. So it's in between Europe, Asia and Africa. In not touching all of them. It's just a small region in the middle of them. That's it. Like something that today in a car you could traverse in two days.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is the whole world back then?

Cristina: That's pretty crazy.

Jack: That's all. That's what they called Earth.

Cristina: I was.

Jack: Earth was a two day car ride.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everything that existed in all of time to them happened in a two day car rides distance. And if the Earth is flat, then you would immediately be able to see mountains in the distance.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: But the Earth isn't flat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So after the waters pushed you over your own mountains, it looks like s***. Just disappears over the horizon. There's nothing that way. The world is drowned. Everything is underwater. But they weren't taking into account the fact that the world is not flat.

Cristina: It's not everything.

Jack: It's not everything. There's things over the horizon you cannot see.

Cristina: So this boat could not move. It's just in the middle of water.

Jack: I don't believe the ark had a sail.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or a way to steer.

Cristina: Or a way to steer. It was just there to keep them alive.

Jack: Yeah. It was just something to stay afloat.

Cristina: All right. I don't know how the boat was also.

Jack: They couldn't. I believe they couldn't look out. They were just to be inside the.

Cristina: Boat with no windows or anything.

Jack: You Can't.

Cristina: How did they survive?

Jack: Just 40 days.

Cristina: That's not so bad.

Jack: That's not that bad. It's a month.

Cristina: It's a month.

Jack: So they didn't really need to, like, eat an absorbent amount of animals.

Cristina: No, it was like, maybe they didn't need animals. You could just have something fresh to eat.

Jack: You could just keep, like, an extra chicken.

Cristina: An extra chicken? What if they can only have two of everything or the boat drowns or something?

Jack: I doubt that they could. They probably had, like, an extra chicken and, like, an extra duck or something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Also, we. I guess the boat technically had one of every animal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the argument would be again, there. When we think one of every animal.

Cristina: In the world, it was two of every animal.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Two of every animal in the world. So it had two of every animal in the world. When we're thinking all the animals in the world, we're thinking the whole world.

Cristina: But you're saying it's animals from that location.

Jack: Yeah. And specifically the ones they knew of.

Cristina: Yes. And in some interpretations, it's three of each animals, I think. So that makes even more sense because they can eat that extra animal.

Jack: Yeah. But now they have way too many. This unnecessary space taken.

Cristina: Maybe they're greedy. I don't know.

Jack: But assuming three, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Three of each one or. No, two of each one. Just two of each one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then we also have to keep in mind that they didn't know genetic differences back then. So it's like a wolf and a dog. They're both a dog, so only one can stay. So you're gonna. You know. You get my point. So it's not like a big variety. It's more like two of every species.

Cristina: Oh, that's sad.

Jack: No races within species. Just two of every species.

Cristina: There's no way that they were checking exactly what animals.

Jack: There's no way they could know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To them, every variant of a dog is a dog.

Cristina: Yeah. And the bird is a bird.

Jack: All birds. They're all birds are just birds.

Cristina: That's so many.

Jack: Yeah. So they didn't really have, like, chickens and ducks and.

Cristina: No. It would have to be the chicken or the duck.

Jack: Yeah, it's like the same s***. They look slightly different, but that's like a retarded chicken or something.

Cristina: Well, what about horse and a mule? They would have taken both. Right. Because they're both helpful.

Jack: They probably think it's the same s***.

Cristina: So I would take.

Jack: It's probably like, this is a small horse. That's a big horse.

Cristina: Yes. Let's take the small horse.

Jack: Probably a small horse. You know, more room. Yeah, take the small horses. Those horses are too big. We'll take these small horses. Makes funny noises, but, you know, it does the same s***.

Cristina: Yeah, it's more helpful, I guess. I don't know.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it kind of makes sense. Fair enough.

Cristina: They were debating about, like, which of these animals are going to.

Jack: And, like, of course they didn't have, like, lions. Where the f*** you getting lions from? There's no lions in the desert.

Cristina: I don't know. In the pictures they put lions.

Jack: I know, but they also put in, like, giraffes.

Cristina: Yeah, they're all zoo animals.

Jack: Where in the desert is there a giraffe? When have you seen a giraffe in the Middle East? That's from the savannas of Africa.

Cristina: That's not on the tippy top, because that's what they're. That was part of. No, that was Egypt. Egypt doesn't have.

Jack: Egypt also does not have giraffes.

Cristina: They would have camels.

Jack: They would have camels. That would make sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Actually, it's unlikely they had horses out there. No, I guess they might have had Turkmani horses. That's fair.

Cristina: We might have horses.

Jack: They might have had horses. Yeah.

Cristina: And actually, instead of dogs, it would be. What are those awful animals?

Jack: Hyenas and s***. Those aren't dogs. They don't look like dogs.

Cristina: They don't look like dogs?

Jack: No. They look like some sort of demon.

Cristina: Yeah, they do. I don't know. I feel like they'd maybe not take those, even if they're the only kind, like, who'd want to take that on the boat. There'd be nothing on the boat.

Jack: There'd be nothing on the boat. That thing is going to. You're not going to trap the hyena. It's going to, one, outsmart you and two, eat everything, including you. So, like, they probably. There was definitely exceptions, but also, there were probably no hyenas there. No desert hyenas are also savannah. There's a lot of things we're thinking are.

Cristina: That are not.

Jack: Are there. That are just, like, African savannas?

Cristina: Oh, man. How many animals are in the desert?

Jack: It's not just a desert. It's the Middle East. Yeah, it's like, not. Most of Africa's greenery is in the Middle East.

Cristina: There are at least cows on this boat.

Jack: Yes. I think cows are global.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. I think we domesticated cows pretty early.

Cristina: No lions.

Jack: No lions. There's no. That wouldn't make sense. Now, what's interesting is the Bible's interpretations say lions, but when the. Before it's translated, when you look at these people talking about the original text, lying is one of the things that was never mentioned. That's why the Hebrews don't like to translate the Old Testament, because there's a lot of bullshit that goes on. And the original thing was not suggesting lions. It was some other different desert animal.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they weren't lions. No, but they were mentioning real animals. They were mentioning real animals, not non real animals. I mean, like, not that lions are not real animals, but just not from there.

Jack: Yeah, that happened later when translations were made.

Cristina: We just decided to have some fun with it.

Jack: Yeah. We added things that we know exist throughout the world.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Lions, though Lions were not mentioned in the original Hebrew text.

Cristina: Yeah, no, I mean, like, why would we pick lions?

Jack: We picked everything, I guess. Again, you will see picture books and it'll show you a giraffe. Why?

Cristina: How.

Jack: How is there a giraffe on the ark?

Cristina: It's really tall. Arc. I don't know. Oh, no. I guess that would mean they'd have windows for their necks. I don't know how they would have giraffes.

Jack: It doesn't make sen. There's just dumb s*** we added to the translations. It doesn't make any sense. But for them, that's the whole world.

Cristina: That's a small, whole world.

Jack: That is a very small world. And everything that ever took place in the Bible happened in this one region, which then brings even further into question God. Right. So, okay, okay, okay. So one ark disproves flat earth, or flat earth disproves the ark. One is destroying the other. They're mutually exclusive. You can't have them both.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Second, everything that ever happened with God happened in a region perhaps smaller than 1% of the Earth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is such a strong argument.

Cristina: Multiple gods for multiple gods.

Jack: You're telling me that this guy's total reach was only this one place? And it's all taking place way later than the Greek empire. Much, much, much later. Much later than the Greek empire that stood. So Zeus was around way longer and had a greater reach than Jehovah. Who wants to claim he is the one and only God?

Cristina: How big was that area? Was that even that big empire? Yeah. Was that really that big? Like, what if we looked at all these empires that are not that big? Like, is there any really that big?

Jack: Okay, so looking at this, you can see that the Greek empire is actually a little further East. It's taking up some similar areas, but it's the eastern part. While the Roman Empire is the dead.

Cristina: Center, it's hard to tell which one is the bigger because there's like four different empires we're looking at.

Jack: It looks like collectively the Greek Empire is significantly larger than the Roman Empire. Like, it looks significantly larger because you can see that the lake at the center is way smaller when you're looking at the Greek Empire. And the map is already larger, so it should be that the water is also bigger. So we have a larger map than the Roman Empire. And the Roman Empire has the lake expanded, and you can still see the entire Roman Empire surrounding the water.

Cristina: The Roman looks like the smallest, though.

Jack: Yeah. The Roman is circling the entirety of the lake in the middle, while the Greek Empire is to the east of this lake.

Cristina: Then there's the Babylonian one and the Middle Persian. Those looks pretty big.

Jack: It's funny because the Babylonian Empire, I guess, is predating the Greek Empire. Is that correct?

Cristina: Doesn't have a timeline on these pictures.

Jack: It has for the Babylonian. I can't actually see where it says it for the Greek Empire, but it's significantly smaller and it's actually within the Greek Empire. You can see if you look over here, this part is the Babylonian Empire. That's what we're seeing up here. So it's just this piece right here. So the Greek Empire s******* on the Babylonian Empire by quite a bit. And then following the. In order, we can say that first is.

Cristina: That's got to be the biggest, right?

Jack: No, it's in order because this stops right here. This is that part.

Cristina: This is further up. No, that's up to here. This is.

Jack: This is that. This is that. And then it stretches downward for how long?

Cristina: Okay, yes.

Jack: So we have the Babylonian Empire being the large, the smallest, then the Persian Empire being the second largest, then the Roman Empire being the third largest, and then the Greek Empire being a colossal monster by comparison.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Or you can say, distribution wise, that the Roman Empire and the Greek Empire are roughly the same. Okay, so Zeus, Jehovah, all these people are just basically in the same region.

Cristina: So it's just religions fighting for the same spot.

Jack: They're fighting for the same spot. What they consider the entire world was one tiny little spot.

Cristina: It really was. Okay, it was.

Jack: It was just one area.

Cristina: It's not even a battle of religions. This is a battle of books.

Jack: It's a battle of books. They're all trying to force each other's beliefs onto one another. What it's not even like anything particularly amazing. It's really, really small area compared to the world activity compared to the world.

Cristina: Yeah. And everyone else had their own thing anyway.

Jack: Yeah. So we're talking that while these people are over here doing this whole f****** mess, Shinto happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And people are over there believing in nature and spiritualism in the Native American tribes happened. And they're also thinking that the land is talking to them. And alive. We have Norse mythology coming in kind of late because Norse mythology comes after Greek mythology by quite a substantial amount. It's like 3,000 years before Norse mythology. And we know that the Greek Empire and the Roman Empire were kind of going head to head. Right. This is a weird, f***** up mess of s*** happening in the same area. And they called it the world.

Cristina: And they called it the world. That's the important thing.

Jack: Yes. They called it the world.

Cristina: Yes. So are these it?

Jack: It seems like, in my opinion, there were a lot of angry demigod brothers and they were like, this is my dirt. No, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Cristina: They were all fighting for the same.

Jack: Dirt or there's no such thing as a f****** God. And a bunch of people had just bunch of different explanations to how everything happened. There was probably one origin story, and considering that the oldest one of all of these is Greek mythology, they probably all just stole that s***.

Cristina: I don't know. Is that the oldest in the world or you're just saying in this area.

Jack: In that area.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's the oldest in that.

Cristina: In that area. All right.

Jack: It's creating the world, all that. No, no, Again, their world is that area.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They don't know that there's anything else to them. This is all that has ever existed.

Cristina: And that's what their books are telling.

Jack: Them that their stories are. Yeah. Their books are telling them about justice area and that this is everything and that God only exists here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Maybe it's even telling them if they. The people who do live on the edge, and they're like, wait, that way is everybody? What the f*** is that way? The books are probably telling them outside of God's land is h*** or some s*** like that, you know?

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: You don't dare leave the sacred land, else you face demons and whatever.

Cristina: And then they were like, we're gonna do that, though. That's how St. Patrick's came to be. He wanted to fight those demons.

Jack: That is so later.

Cristina: That is so later.

Jack: That is way later.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: We're talking way at the start. This is like BC type Of s***.

Cristina: Oh, that is way.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You talking about some s*** that happened a couple of days ago. St. Patrick was just recent as f***. That guy was like what, 300 years ago maybe. Mmm, that might be a stretch. He might have been like 200 years ago.

Cristina: 200.

Jack: St. Patrick wasn't that long ago, was he? Holy s***. No, St. Patrick's was. He was in the deep end, bro. Wait, so come on. Oh, s***. He's from the Roman.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay, so then. Yo, they were blatantly lying to their people, bro. They were blatantly lying to their people. How the f***? You both have. Everything that's ever happened, related to God only happened in this one little bubble. And St. Patrick is like, also, I know there's people up there in like Europe.

Cristina: They know about those people then.

Jack: What, they're all demons or something in there?

Cristina: Yes, that's why he went over there.

Jack: So wait, wait, wait. He didn't think those were people?

Cristina: No, he thought those are people worshiping demons and stuff. Like all the whatever gods they are, those are just the devil and. Yeah.

Jack: So they were friends. Definitely aware of other. Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: Of course they knew everyone else had religions and all those religions were led by the devil, I guess.

Jack: This is so crazy because you're telling me, dude, this is like right after Jesus. This is right after Jesus. Oh, that. It's like there are all. Everything's already mega pop. The Earth has already been fully populated. That's hardcore. That's beating all these f****** arguments of everything started here. That's kind of impossible at this point.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If the earth is 5,000 years old one, that means we're starting with the Greek Empire. That is only 3,000 years BC. So we're starting at the Greek Empire. So arguably they've got the universe started right there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then Zeus is right. By your own Bible. Zeus made everything.

Cristina: If we got to go with that timeline.

Jack: Yeah. If we're going by the 5,000 year old timeline. Zeus, not Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh. Ow.

Jack: Yeah. Because Jehovah came. The Bible talks about Jehovah creating everything, but even the stories in the Bible's Old Testament are happening thousands of years after the creation. So.

Cristina: Yeah. So the only part that's happening is the creation story and then it starts way in the future.

Jack: It starts where there's people and crap.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay.

Jack: Like Adam and eve was not 3000 BC.

Cristina: No.

Jack: That would be crazy, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, okay. This angered me. This. Okay, okay, let's break down the logic of the Christian Bible right now. According to Christians, the Earth at this moment, according to Bible, the Old Testament and the New Testament and all the data that they are extracting, I say all loosely at this point, the earth is 6,000 years old. Okay, in the ballpark I was assuming about 5,000, but you know, I'm a thousand years off. Whatever. So the Earth is Greek mythology, old and about. That's it. That's it. Just Greek mythology old, according to the Christian Bible. But also the Earth and everything in the universe. Yeah, and everything in the universe that age, somehow. Somehow according to the Bible, Adam and Eve are 10,000 years ago. So we had 4,000 years of Adam and Eve and then Earth, I guess. So not only does that make zero f****** sense.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But that is entirely based on them existing during the Mesolithic era. Not following the logic of the Bible, science.

Cristina: The science.

Jack: Because science goes ahead and tests them, you know, human DNA to see where the beginning of DNA evolution crosses over to our current genealogy. And that's where things get a little fuzzy because it suggests that somewhere between 120,000 to 156,000 years ago would be the birth. So there's a ginormous f****** discrepancy between Adam and Eve and humans gene evolving into human as there is today. So science is just saying, no f****** way. Like 9,000 years. We have been what we are for too long by that point.

Cristina: Yeah. And unless they're not the first humans.

Jack: That would be the first humans, which would make perfect sense if we had somebody around the time of Jesus, which is not that far from the creation of time, travel way the f*** away from where everything is allegedly taking place, and see nothing but other people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That would make, you know, f****** sense. That would be just logical.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Who knew? That would be just logical that maybe humans have been around long enough to spread. So when you leave the place where you think everything is taking place, you see people.

Cristina: See people. Like, what do you mean?

Jack: When he went to Europe.

Cristina: When he went to Europe, Yeah. Wait, you talk about St. Patrick now.

Jack: St. Patrick goes to Europe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he sees people.

Jack: That's because they're needed to be people giving birth to people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thus there must have been people.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Hence there must have been people there. Yes, yes. So people ahead of people equaled people being there to begin with. Not just I traveled out and saw. Unless by their understanding the universe and other gods. Man, they had to believe in other gods. They had to believe in other gods. That's the only way. Because they believe God made their understanding of the world. And then he travels out and he sees other people that weren't made by God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Those people are sinners. They weren't made by God.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And they're worshiping other things, other gods. And God himself says, you hold no other gods before me.

Cristina: I definitely know there's other gods and you should know.

Jack: At some point it got twisted and turned. I'm assuming Christianity did it. Christianity killed the other gods. Not literally killed them, but they tried to suppress the existence of other gods because Old Testament God is fully aware of that. There are other gods.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's New Testament God. That's just. No, there isn't.

Cristina: And that's when Christianity is from. So, yeah, they decided. No, they just decided.

Jack: Which is interesting because the Jews are kind of agnostic to some degree with a lot of things. Like there's the. The Orthodox Jews, but the, like, well established version of Judaism has a very agnostic, well, kind of attitude to a lot of things. Things like heaven and h*** and like that.

Cristina: They're like, I don't know, what about multiple gods? Are they like.

Jack: I'm thinking the logic behind it is the God that made us is the God we worship.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if there are other gods, too bad they didn't make us.

Cristina: Yeah. That's just pretty simple rule. We follow him.

Jack: Simple. Very logical, man. The Jews understand the juicer, right? Aren't they, like, they've got it at least. Maybe not as to whether there is a God or there are gods or if that's even the right path of thinking. But their approach to God makes perfect sense. Anything that's beyond our comprehension. We're not gonna pretend we know. Which the Christians love to do. They have all the assumptions.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The Jews are like, I don't know, evil.

Cristina: And we need to destroy it.

Jack: Yeah. Jews don't. Like, I don't. Maybe you go to h***, dude. I don't know. That's. I don't know who told you that.

Cristina: That's why they're Christian number one enemy.

Jack: Yeah. 100%.

Cristina: Their attitude is so different.

Jack: Yeah. They're chill. They're like, it is what it is.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, when we die, we'll find out. Yeah, well, yeah.

Cristina: And they're like, no. They're bullying everyone. Like, no. You do know what happens. Fire.

Jack: Yo. It's crazy, right? That's nuts. So they. It's nuts. It's nuts because everybody. The. The one fault they all have is they're pretending that everything took place in one spot. Then again, maybe the Jews Weren't doing that. That sounds very Christian to me, that the Christians are like, you know, the world got drowned. But it's like, you know, things where.

Cristina: That's why they don't try the translation thing.

Jack: The translation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yes. And also, we know that the flood didn't actually mean flood because that was added in the translation.

Cristina: That did. Yeah.

Jack: That was part of the translation. I mean, we. We looked at this before. We had gone through this. We never talked about it on the show. But you and I have personally gone through this before. That. That is not actually in the Hebrew Bible. It's not in the Hebrew text. Scriptures do not talk about a flood in that way.

Cristina: How many things, though, were. Do people think are there that aren't really there?

Jack: A lot. The problem is people don't learn Hebrew and then go read the thing. They trans. They trust somebody's translation.

Cristina: They trust somebody. They're not even reading the Bible.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Pastor. Reading into them.

Jack: So there's an easy way to break apart what's happening between Judaism, Christianity, that. Until now, that I've thought about how ridiculous the Christian branch of this is. And I've always knew it was ridiculous, but it always just gets more ridiculous when you think about it, which is Christianity is a hundred percent a religion without philosophy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Judaism is equal parts religion and philosophy.

Cristina: And what about other religions? Are they also with their own philosophies or.

Jack: Many times they try to offer philosophy at least. And we know things like Shinto and Buddhism are purely philosophical with total lacks of religion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So there are many different aspects to this. And we know Judaism might be the most balanced version or a spectrum. Yeah. Because there's definitely ways of thinking about spirituality without having to have faith included and without having to have ritual included. Thus you have spiritual philosophy, then you have a combination of spiritual philosophy and religious tradition. And then you have spiritual religion, which is Christianity, actually, minus the spiritualism.

Cristina: They like to use the word spirit.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Spiritual.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're not inclusive, while Jews kind of are like, you know, it is what it is. It's just one God. Like, I'm not gonna judge you for not following the God. You do what you got to do. But I'm gonna follow the God because I believe he made me.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While Christians are like, you're going to f****** h***, bruh. Because you ain't following what I believe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, whoa, dude.

Cristina: Going to h***. And stop turning my kids gay.

Jack: Yeah. Stop turning all the kids gay, man. Are the people who believe the frogs are turning Gay Christian, too.

Cristina: Of course they. The same person.

Jack: Like, basically the idea here is if you believe in a conspiracy theory that seems to be completely absurd, you might.

Cristina: Be Christian, she might be Christian, Might be.

Jack: Because Christianity is a conspiracy. It's the conspiracy.

Cristina: It's the biggest conspiracy of all. Of all. Yes.

Jack: It's lying to the people as to how big Earth was. Lying to the people about how long Earth has been around. It's lying to people about what happens after death. It's lying to people about what God wants. It's lying to people about how God wants it.

Cristina: It's lying to people about. I don't know. I guess today the government, celebrities, everyone's against you, everyone's an enemy. Everyone's trying to turn a kid gay. Except for the pastor, obviously.

Jack: The only one who's. He's trying.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's the only innocent one.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You gotta understand, Christina, you're. You're thinking of.

Cristina: He's the one that's telling them that this is happening.

Jack: Yes. Look, he. His hands have been purified by God himself.

Cristina: So when he touches those kids, when.

Jack: He touches those kids, it's not gay and it's not a sin. He's purifying childex so that when. So when they. Their wives in the future, they are their wives with purified dicks that are going to have sinless children so long as they don't have premarital sex after their. Their. Their child dicks touch priests hands.

Cristina: Can you say those two words together?

Jack: Child dicks and priests hands.

Cristina: Yes. It's so horrible.

Jack: Yeah. This is the reality of the matter. Christians truly believe that when a pastor puts a little child willy in his mouth, he's making this child more innocent. And the reason the kid is scarred in the future as a result is because he's been so purified, the demons are working their way out. And we're witnessing that happen. Christianity.

Cristina: And there's also priests that are like, oh, if the child's confused, don't give him to LGBT members because then they'll confuse them even more.

Jack: You give them to the priest who usually deals with kids like this anyways.

Cristina: Nah. He wants them to go to Christian families to turn them straight.

Jack: No, you gotta take. You gotta take your kid and be like, look, so you're telling. You're telling me your kid is showing signs of wanting to touch other people's privates. I know exactly how to solve this problem. You need to trust the church with your child and leave him here. We're gonna purify him. And the first thing the priest. The priest does is tell the kid, look, my d*** is God's d***, and you like touching dicks. So by touching my d***, you're gonna reverse your love of dicks. And as a result, you're gonna be cured. You just gotta touch my d*** the way you touch their dicks and you know, magic. Magic that's so horrible, it's like rubbing a magic bottle.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You're gonna rub until the genie comes out. And when the genie comes out, you're gonna watch me start speaking in tongues and shudder as the spirit of God enters my body. And you know at that moment that you've done the right thing and you are not.

Cristina: I'm God is the difference of those. God is people who are possessed. They seem almost the same.

Jack: I don't know, maybe they're like in. You know, it's like those people who. They believe, oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack. And they believe it so viscerally that they have a heart attack.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like these people who are over here, like, the spirit of God is in me. They believe it so much that it. They're. To them, it's happening.

Cristina: Yeah, but it looks a lot like a person.

Jack: An o*****. Well, maybe that's the feeling they believe is happening.

Cristina: I was thinking of someone who's possessed. Like the whole speaking in tongues thing and whatever. Aren't they speaking and stuff?

Jack: That is kind of diabolical, right? That goes up there with the. The whole. Eating flesh, drinking blood, making sacrifices even. I love that meme of lamb's blood because it tells God which are the right kids to kill.

Cristina: Horrible.

Jack: Yeah, but like all of that weird s***, you know that, like, God is pretty diabolical when you think about it. But then God shows up and he enters your body and the first thing you do is sound like a demon, Bro, maybe. Maybe we're wrong about what we think Christianity is and we're over here accusing these people. You guys worship Satan. And it's like, is Satan calling everybody else Satan?

Cristina: Is it? Yeah.

Jack: He's just running around saying, I'm God, you're Satan. But it's like, no, bro, but. But you. You kill the children. You wanted first you needed an animal sacrifice. F*** that guy's crops. You needed blood. So, yeah, f*** it if they kill each other. I like your dead animal more.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Also, I need you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: To drink blood. And I need you to eat flesh. Also, I'm gonna eat your firstborn. I'm gonna just show up the houses and Kill.

Cristina: First born a bloody X on my door.

Jack: Yes, you. If you already sacrifice an animal for me, then I'm not gonna kill your kid. But if you don't want to kill the animal, well, I'm gonna kill the kid.

Cristina: That's cool.

Jack: And like, you know, when I enter your body, never mind the fact that you scream in tongues and your voice gets deep and you shudder and you speak backwards and stuff, it's by no means that I'm the devil. No, no, no, no, no. That's just what it sounds like when I'm around to try and trying to confuse you, man. You're gonna who? You're gonna listen to me. Have you ever seen the devil? I. I have. I know what he is, and it's not me. I'm God.

Cristina: What does the level look like? Is he the lizard person?

Jack: He's the snake. He's. He's just blaming. He's just picked a f****** random thing. He's like, that's. That's the devil that things. The devil's like, bro, isn't that just a snake? No, no, no, it's the devil. I'm telling you. You're gonna question me. I'm God. That's the devil. But where'd you even come from, bro? Day? Are you questioning me?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the snake is like, bro, just eat the f****** fruit and you're gonna know truth. Just f****** eat the fruit, bro. He's like, no, that's the devil.

Cristina: How did that snake move that snake, though?

Jack: And then that snake ate the fruit. And he was like, d***, that's a devil, ain't he? I gotta tell these people to eat that fruit, bro. And he's like, no, no, that's the devil. Don't you listen to that stupid snake. They did eat the fruit.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: They were taken. They got caught in the act.

Cristina: Did they?

Jack: Maybe you have to finish the whole fruit.

Cristina: How do you know they got caught in the act? I don't know.

Jack: The story says in the Bible they were caught eating the fruit.

Cristina: I don't know. No, they. She was caught giving it to him, so she probably ate more than him.

Jack: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. I don't remember this clearly. It's been a while.

Cristina: But first Eve, she took. She ate the apple. Then she was like, oh, my gosh, this is awesome. I should show this to Adam.

Jack: Interesting. Did Adam bite the fruit or did he grab the fruit? I don't remember if he actually. He bit. Right. He at least took a little bit.

Cristina: He had to.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit. It should have been a whole fruit for you. A whole fruit for you. Knowledge. They were stopped just in time to not be able to tell that God is the devil.

Cristina: You think if they ate enough, they would have tell.

Jack: They would have seen that it's the tree of knowledge. The information that this being does not want them to have is in the one tree that he said you cannot eat from.

Cristina: Mm, sorry. Disturbing.

Jack: And then from that point forward, he wants sacrifices or he's gonna kill your children and you have to eat flesh and you have to drink blood. And anytime he's inside of your. You're gonna behave like a demon has possessed you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And thus the story of how God came to be.

Cristina: So he's some kind of demon.

Jack: He's some kind of demon. He might be actually the devil. Christianity itself, not Judaism.

Cristina: And some of those stories are Jew.

Jack: The original Old Testament is Judaism. Yes.

Cristina: But some of the stuff that God wanted, all those things that was from the first book too. That was specifically the first book, is when God was asking for things and everything.

Jack: Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: The second one, he's not really.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. God is taking a vacation or something. Interesting. Here's my question about that. Because, okay, the Jews are following the devil, which is the same God that the Christians believe they're also following later. But then God became Jesus. And then we killed Jesus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Did God really die? And we're like, no, he's still there, but it's like, bro, he kind of hasn't been around since, like. Like we were saying he was God. And then we killed him. And then there was kind of like no more God stuff happening ever again.

Cristina: Maybe he was tired of this. He was like, okay, I'm over this.

Jack: You think it was suicide? Like, he was like, I know they're going to kill me, but f*** it.

Cristina: Yes. I think that was a go. He's like, yeah, I know I'm going.

Jack: To have a short life, but interesting, interesting. We're like, we killed Jesus and that purified our sins. Right? So God becomes Jesus, and him knowing he's gonna be killed. In being killed, his goodness gets spread it just everywhere, all at once. I guess we'd have to blow him up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We need, like, dynamite inside Jesus in order to spread his.

Cristina: So you destroyed him the wrong way.

Jack: We destroyed him the wrong way.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Because his goodness needs to spread out. It needs to rain upon the Innocent bystander to washing.

Cristina: So God was a demon and then he became a human because he was tired of messing with us and he let us kill him because he knew that's how it was gonna end.

Jack: Or. Or whoa, what is it? Whoa. Maybe God was a demon. That's. That checks out really hard. That checks out real hard. But Jesus wasn't.

Cristina: He's not related.

Jack: No, but the demon convinced him he was. He was just a f****** kid, bro. He was just a kid.

Cristina: But then why. Why was that the last prank or whatever?

Jack: Because that was the actual God that nobody ever saw. Let's. Let's rewind back to the beginning. He didn't make Adam. He didn't make Eve. We've already established that. It kind of seems like there's not just Jehovah, but others.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: And that chances are Jehovah himself was put. Yeah, he was put in the garden. He didn't make the garden. He didn't know how the garden worked.

Cristina: There was a creature in the garden.

Jack: There was a creature in the garden. We called him God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And he somehow stopped whatever the other thing that was meant to watch over things was and trapped that thing.

Cristina: And you're saying that thing is Jesus?

Jack: That thing is Jesus. Or he turned that thing into Jesus so that it was pure goodness. And his joke was you're gonna go down there and die like the things you made.

Cristina: He somehow tricked the thing over him.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Or some other things like him.

Jack: Other thing like him.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's Loki and Loki has his Thor.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so the Thor in this case is who we think we're referring to when we say Jehovah. But actually we're talking about Loki, who's the entire Old Testament and all the crazy s*** that happened and the want for sacrifices and you drink blood and you do this and you do that. And I'm gonna eat your firstborn because. Haha.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right? And then Jesus happens, but Jesus is really just whatever the h*** was really supposed to be here first. That he somehow stopped from doing his job. And then as his last haha, f*** you turned him into Jesus immortal that's gonna be murdered.

Cristina: So they end.

Jack: Dipped.

Cristina: They both dipped though. Or he really died. Whatever that other.

Jack: Yeah, he really died. He just like stripped him of power and made him human. He's like, here you go.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then just like, I got your power and I got my power and I'm out, cuz. This is boring now. Yeah, I've been doing this for like 3,000 years. Mount.

Cristina: Guys, I don't know, cuz Jesus was supporting him through the whole thing.

Jack: Jesus had no idea.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Jesus was born a normal person.

Cristina: So the thing. So there was a thing in Jesus?

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. Jesus was the other thing.

Cristina: But he didn't know that.

Jack: He didn't know that. He lost his powers. He lost his memory. He was wiped out. He was turned into a mortal.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's like if you were to take one of the Greek gods powers, you.

Cristina: Could turn into mortal and erase their memories and everything.

Jack: Yeah, just. You are now just born. You were born from day one.

Cristina: Alright?

Jack: You're not born and you're just like Benjamin Button, just talking English and s***. Full knowledge and crap.

Jack: No, he was a hundred percent just a kid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then we killed him.

Cristina: And then we killed him. Then that's the end of the story.

Jack: The end.

Cristina: Yeah, that sounds right. I don't know.

Jack: Seems legit, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How interesting. I'm way too fascinated by the fact that. More than definitely, like there's more than one 99% chance Jehovah's the devil. Or a demon at least.

Cristina: Demon. A demigod. A demigod could be evil. Yeah, it's neutral.

Jack: It's neutral. So he's not omniscient anything, it's just some other being that makes like he's bad sometimes.

Cristina: Yeah, but they're all bad sometimes.

Jack: Yeah, like Zeus will murder people.

Cristina: F*** yeah.

Jack: They do stuff.

Cristina: He fits.

Jack: That fits. And he loves sacrifices. So did Zeus. They love sacrifices. They all love f****** s***. Sacrifice and murder to them and crap. I'm gonna kill your firstborns. Or you kill a goat. You kill a goat. Give me some blood. Or you.

Cristina: I'm going like a prank or something. Like it's all just like haha. What can we convince them to do? That's so dumb.

Jack: No, I think it's about loyalty.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think it's. You're gonna kill the goat to prove to me that you believe me and that you follow. Well not believe me because you know I'm here, but that you follow me.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or I kill your kid.

Cristina: Harsh. Okay. Simple loyalty. Loyalty about loyalty, demi thing.

Jack: Zeus also loves loyalty. It's about loyalty. And he will murder over loyalty.

Cristina: Yeah, they all have their temples and whatever.

Jack: Yep, yep, yep. 100% fascinating man. Does argument for a twisted, psychotic, Loki esque demigod is like real hard on that.

Cristina: I think that's the winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Especially when people have the spirit of God. You basically just became the Exorcist.

Cristina: Yes, I don't know, it lasts so much shorter that they're like, it's. It's fine. I don't know.

Jack: It's weird with normalize, huh? Anyways, running out of time here, but if you guys enjoyed this conversation, there are a copious amount that. Of conversations of this exact type and nature here on the podcast you can find many, many, many. And we're basically just refining some thoughts we've had. But we've never really discussed how tiny the area in which everything in the Bible takes place.

Cristina: Like, it's so ridiculous.

Jack: So small you could drive across that s*** in a day. That's crazy.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah, that's. That's everywhere God and Zeus were.

Cristina: And somehow Adam and Eve were created before the world was.

Jack: The world is 6,000 years old, but Adam and are 10,000 years old. So resolve that, Christians. Anyways, you can find all that additional stuff where we talk about how much we love God and Jehovah and, you know, this is the Christian podcast where we just talk about how much faith and love we have in God. So, you know, you can find all that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts, really.

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Cristina: Are you woker? Are you Put some cross emojis in there?

Jack: Actually, no. Put a goat and then. Oh, yeah, I guess you put a little X. Put a little X right after you put a goat emoji, because you kill the goats and they put a child. So you put a goat, you put an X, and then you put a little kid at the end.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: And then that'll tell us that you. You listen to the episode.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Should we start posting these with those?

Cristina: That would be so cool. Yes, that makes sense. Yes. Awesome. Yeah, Our reviews are gonna be covered in random emojis.

Jack: Yeah, man, that's dope. And yeah, so make sure to put.

Cristina: Coast with that stuff and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is the most overpowered thing that exists in all of the universe. And apparently the universe is, like, 300 miles. So, yes, you know, like, whatever.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye. Weird. Let's go. Are they jumping through pictures? How are they coming to us?

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: They're not, like, from this, are they?

Jack: No. This is an interesting point. This is a very interesting point that you bring up, because then the question is, are we to think of heaven like a painting? Like, is it this other space that is not? Like, it's the painting in the Roadrunner in Wile E. Coyote situation?

Cristina: I feel like we're the painting. I would have imagined heaven to be a gallery of paintings.

Jack: Oh, f***. See, here's the problem. Here's a problem with that.

Cristina: What?

Jack: You're assuming that. Well, in any case, what God are you talking about? That's which version of heaven. If you're referring to, like, Jehovah heaven, then why would it be a gallery and not just a now?

Cristina: A now?

Jack: Like, they have one moment the same way we have one moment. They share one moment. Yes, God exists always and forever, but also we are being visited. Or there's a narrowness and we're always going in one direction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So their time is our time. There's not a gallery. There's a single painting, and it's called Earth.

Cristina: Well, the other paintings represent other realities.

Jack: Well, this is my problem. If you're talking Jehovah, that's not the case. Oh, because we're talking, like, Christian God and Earth is the only thing that matters. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You'd be talking about some sort of elevated version of religion. In that case, then, yeah.

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