Rambling 293: Atlantis Migration

What can the migration path of the Elysians tell us? What was the true goal in heading to Atlantis? Did they go straight there first? The duo unpack the  mass evacuation of the Persian Gulf Oasis and the Migration of the Elysians on their way to the Atlantic Ocean.

Rambling 293: Atlantis Migration

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  • Elysians
  • Atlantis
  • Bimini Road
  • Persian Gulf Oasis
  • Greater Bahamas Landmass
  • 20k Years Ago Sea Level
  • Year 1

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And so last week we were talking about the city of Dwarka, which was a hyper advanced, ancient civilization with actually an abundance of proof, text and a bunch of s*** that they most likely were in fact, what they were saying.

Cristina: Some weird futuristic place in India, off.

Jack: The coast of India. But they sank their city, most likely intentionally, to avoid some bigger, greater boogeyman.

Cristina: What could that be? That's crazy. That's such a crazy thing.

Jack: And this happened long before Jesus Christ. So it wasn't the same instance. No, it was longer ago. It was further back in time.

Cristina: So what were they fearing? What could be bigger about it? What could that be?

Jack: Yeah, it could have been anything. Right? Like we have no reference point for things from longer ago.

Cristina: No, but can it have been another civilization? They sounded like the most advanced.

Jack: Yeah, they sounded like they were at least kind of touching the. What we know the Aletians to be.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Well, on the flip side, they did have like, more primitive technology when we compared to certain things. When we're talking about them gathering solar energy and the Egyptians building entire Dyson spheres, like those are two massively different stages of power. We're talking that in that case, the people of Dwarka were stage two on the Kardashev scale. Maybe not even. No, not even. Because they're not taking all of the power of the star.

Cristina: No, but they're taking power from the star.

Jack: So their civilization one getting to Civilization two, while the Egyptians were already Civilization two leaning into Civilization three. Because the entire Dark Void, the Great Void, is made because of a crap ton of Dyson spheres. That's entire stars captured in this gap, maybe even galaxies, which would then push them into the third, leading to fourth. And the Elysians are still stronger. So Dwarka isn't actually that. That.

Cristina: So are they afraid of the Elysians, the Egyptians?

Jack: All these groups would be more powerful than Dwarka. Now there are some things. Again, space time manipulation now brings us into a different stage. Yeah, we haven't heard mention of this from any of the others, but like, how the h*** they have instantaneous transportation using the pyramids and things like that. So they. Everybody's got their specialty, it looks like. And if these people can manipulate space and time, that's kind of op.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Because space travel, maybe you can't construct some giant thing around the star, but clearing space becomes easier than it is for everybody else, minus the Egyptians, who could instantaneously get somewhere.

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: Now, thinking about this, I wanted to know who these people were scared of. There were other civilizations to look at. I started going through them, and as I'm doing it, the pattern is the same. So it's not even worth looking at the civilizations per se, and they're less advanced anyways. So we already saw the most advanced of the ones we haven't looked at, and we still can't tell what it is that they were fearing to begin with. So looking at this and seeing that they were this level of advance so long ago.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I just started combing back through the data, everything we have. What do we have? And started looking at everything again. What is this information trying to tell us now with this new perspective that there were civilizations this level of advanced prior to the Mayans even getting technology, prior to the Egyptians even getting this technology. We know that the Elysians existed with the first mentions of jehovah being roughly 12,000 years ago.

Cristina: And we knew there was a civilization around the world on the line.

Jack: Yes. That they were all advanced about 12,000 years ago.

Cristina: Yes. We have no idea whether now that they destroyed themselves, which we assume they all destroyed themselves, or that something actually got to them.

Jack: And it's funny, because India is on that old equator line. Okay, so Dwarka is in theory one of those locations which.

Cristina: Which destroyed itself. So did the others. What happened?

Jack: Did the other. Interesting point. Did the others do it to preserve their own safety? Were they all flourishing? interesting.

Cristina: Was Satan involved also, I guess is another question.

Jack: Lucifer.

Cristina: Lucifer, yeah.

Jack: Satan ain't a thing. Satan is religious. But in looking at these things, I started stumbling upon some things that I found kind of interesting. And I thought we would discuss them today in order to add some new perspective, because the perspective we had allowed me to look at this and then to consider things from a different light. So I want to talk about the Elysians and I want to talk about their migration pattern, because I think their migration pattern might be informative in a couple of degrees.

Cristina: Really. What?

Jack: So as far as we know, based on our understanding of the events, based on texts provided by the Mayans, from the Greek, from the Egyptians, and some random obscured sort of settlements here and there, we have understanding that the Elysians came from the Persian Gulf oasis. And when the tragedy happened, whatever it was that forced them to run away from their home. They broke up into three groups. One went north, we're assuming to the Norse area.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We know this because Mananan hungs out up there. So they would have already either gone to establish those things or had things up there already they could have safely gone to. One is to where is known today as Gaza. In the Palestine. In Palestine. Which was previously known as Philistines. And we know this because the genetic marker that only exists around the Persian Gulf oasis is the exact genetic marker that exists in that area.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right. We're going to talk about neither one of those two though. Talk about the obvious one that most people know about, which is the ones that went to the Atlantic Ocean. Right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because that's where the story begins for who knows about these people? Most people only know about them through this location. So do you remember what the basic idea is? Where'd they go? Everybody knows the answer.

Cristina: Bermuda Triangle.

Jack: And what's there.

Cristina: And then their water city known as. Yes. Okay.

Jack: Okay. That's the common knowledge about what happened. The third group goes west, goes to the Atlantic Ocean. Goes to where the Bermuda Triangle is and dives down into what is known as Atlantis.

Cristina: Yes. And they might have a storm machine that's making that craziness that's happening above it.

Jack: Yes. Or maybe not a storm machine. But we've also determined that it is possible that there are different kinds of life we struggle to identify. And that there are clouds, like creatures.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or that clouds themselves have a type of sentience that they have learned how to communicate with. And so, okay, there's that mess going on. Right. But let's focus on the water and then the migration pattern.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They hit the ocean and go all the way to where they're going and dive down. How the h*** did they do this? Did they have the technology to float on the water while they built the city? Was the city being built for a long time and then they just managed to leave? Right. When the thing happened is like whether it's complete or not, the structures that are there will finish while down there. Like how? How.

Cristina: How are there. There should be theories on how. Is that what you're gonna talk about? Because I really don't know.

Jack: It's complicated. Right? I really don't know because that's weird. How did. How, How, How, How. How. So those are the three groups. Right? Norway region. The Philistines, now known as Palestine. Specifically the Gaza region. And then the Atlantic Ocean. Simple. Now, these are supported through various sources of records and hieroglyphs. In several different countries. From several different countries as well as traces of a nomadic race starting at the Persian Gulf oasis and following their remnants straight through. One disappears into the Atlantic Ocean, one lands specifically Gaza and one goes towards the north and kind of trails off eventually. So we can prove the hieroglyphs and the records aren't wrong because we can find traces of individuals that kind of fit the suit, but they go to the Atlantic Ocean in the Bermuda Triangle specifically. And it gets weird.

Cristina: That's already weird.

Jack: That's already weird. So what can we see in that area? Do you remember what we know for a fact that we can look at in that area that provided proof of like. Oh yeah, definitely down there.

Cristina: I remember line statues, but I don't know if that related to that.

Jack: Yes, it's the Bimini road and the underwater areas surrounding it.

Cristina: Okay, right.

Jack: So the Bimini road is a block like pattern road going into the water and for miles surrounding it you find statues and pyramids and reared structures all over the place. In the water, in the water.

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: Everything looks worn and wasted. And the road itself is isolated by itself going far in the distance. You got to find these other things in the water. It's not like you see the road and oh, there's a statue right next to it. It's underneath this giant area. And that brings up some interesting questions. Right? If they went to the Atlantic Ocean, what was this road for? If they went underwater, who was this road for? Why would you want an obvious path leading down there?

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: I was thinking about that. I was thinking about how stupid it would be if you're trying to hide the leave remnants of where you went.

Cristina: It would make sense if it wasn't always underwater.

Jack: If it would make sense if it wasn't always underwater. But then what's the story of Atlantis? What is the point? And like I don't understand. If it wasn't always underwater, would they not underwater? So where are they now? And why don't the islands surrounding that have any of the same structures going on? Okay, interesting, right? Questions just pop up, things we didn't think about before. So I have some theories we can discuss and some evidence to support some of these theories. There are four possibilities we're going to go with scientifically the most likely. If we were looking at any other civilization without considering hyper advanced technology, if we were looking at any other modern day civilization, how would we explain the same thing? But first let's talk about where Bimini is and what Bimini is. There is an island, the Bimini island, specifically northern and southern Bimini. And they are off the coast of Florida, close to the Bahamas.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And this general region right there by the Atlantic. Let me see if I can get you a nice little image here. And you're gonna see kind of the area right here.

Cristina: Do the islands themselves have anything I.

Jack: Just said they didn't.

Cristina: They didn't. Okay. So it's just things near it.

Jack: Just things near it. And we'll discuss any details on the islands in a bit. That's not the point yet. But here are the islands. You know, this is just kind of the region very close to Florida. Yeah, this is Florida. Very close. I'm gonna show you. This is the island right here. That's Miami. These are the literal Bimini Islands. That's how small we're talking. We can zoom out a little more. And you're gonna see right down there the Bimini Islands. Very small. Here's the Bahamas. Way larger.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah, that's kind of what we're looking at. It's very small.

Cristina: Bunch of small, scattered islands.

Jack: Yes, a bunch of small scattered islands. And we know the path. The Bimini road is coming out of the northern Bimini island towards the north of the Atlantic Ocean. Right now, thinking about the most common possibility, we have to do some scientific research. I'm gonna give you the theory and then the explanation as to why it's likely. So initially, the idea would be that Bimini island and where Atlantis was were one place.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And that we were looking at the. If you remember the difference between Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess, I think it is, and then the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker, where the entire world of Hyrule has become island tops as the world got flooded and everybody had to migrate to the highest points.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's possible those islands are.

Cristina: That they're just the tops of something.

Jack: Else, the tops of a larger landmass. Now, the island chain of Bimini and Atlantis would have had to be one seamless structure somehow. And it could have been a country or a continent of its own.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now, this is supported because in a lot of different texts, it is described as a country or a continent just as often as it is described as a city. Some people describe it as a mega city, some people describe it as a country that's super advanced, and some people describe it as a continent that had an advanced civilization.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's unclear what of them it is. We always lean on city because most of the descriptors used after the country, continent, or city kind of lean towards the city idea of skyscrapers. But can you imagine a super metropolis the size of a country where buildings don't end from here the way over there? Very dystopian future of, like, there's no nature. It's all trees, all the. I mean, it's all buildings all the time in every direction. It doesn't matter how many miles you drive. More buildings, more buildings, more buildings, more buildings indefinitely for the length of an entire country without a pause, without breaks in between.

Cristina: That's what it's supposed to be like.

Jack: No, that's just a way to explain what the text say.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: No way to certify what it's supposed to be like. There's a bunch of different explanations. That's why people land at city, because that's the only place you could think of that would have so many buildings and things. But if it's the size of a country or continent that was also unending from one side to the other, nothing but buildings, then you got to consider how large and advance this really was that be just so consumed by infrastructure.

Cristina: Okay. And it would have been all of that.

Jack: All of that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Except we're assuming that the. You know, we always describe it as a city because of that. That is the point. We always talk about it as a city because of this. But if these are just the tops of the structure, then maybe it was larger than we thought.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it just shrunk down so that the remnants are left by Bimini.

Cristina: Are there people in Bimini?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And so if it was a country, what is known as Atlantis could have been the capital of the country.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: And that's why we heard about that mostly. It could have been the largest city in the country.

Cristina: I guess that. That could be, too. Yeah.

Jack: It could have been the most densely populated city in the country.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Or simply the most technologically advanced city in the country. We think of Seattle. That's not particularly densely populated, but it's kind of advanced compared to a lot of other things. We look at New York. That's not the capital, but it's a huge, you know, metropolis. So there's areas that aren't capitals and aren't the most densely packed, but they're definitely. They. We hear about them more. And when people think of the United States, they think, oh, New York, okay. Oh, Hollywood.

Cristina: But, like, the whole state or country, whatever, went underground, not just Atlantic, Atlantis. That's just one of the places that went down. Yes, but it's a bunch of.

Jack: It would have been a giant Landmass that existed.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If it were a continent, then what is known as Atlantis today could have been the governing country of the continent. It could have been neutral territory in the country where most people can go without war. It could have been the most technologically advanced country on the continent.

Cristina: Okay. That spot big enough to say like, a continent could fit there?

Jack: Well, we're going to discuss that when we get that far.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It could have been the most dangerous country. And this also falls definitely in line with thinking about how people were describing them as the sea people and describing them as being terrorized by them. It being the most dangerous country lines up with us hearing about it more. The sea people from Atlantis, I guess they were being terrorized oceanside. Everybody.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess it just seems like they had one specific enemy. I don't know if everyone was afraid of them or they were all afraid.

Jack: Of how people were described by several people as pirates and terrorists.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Only country of the Elysian people within the region. So if there was a continent there, maybe the Elysians only resided in Atlantis and not the entire continent.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And that's why we hear about Atlantis now, to explain these things, the civilization would have, by default, been absolutely large, or at least the structure would have been gigantic. The date we would have to put this in would be very different. Then this is where it becomes unlikely. So all that information makes it likely. And I'm about to explain how it's both likely and unlikely for our narrative. The water levels 20,000 years ago were 400ft lower. That is not 2,000 years ago. 2,000 years ago, it might have been a foot lower. 20,000 years ago, it was 400ft lower.

Cristina: Okay, now they have to be way older than we think. If it was the thing.

Jack: Yes. Now, I'm gonna show you again the image of Bimini. And as I scroll down, you're going to start seeing where the landmass would have been and how much it would have taken. Here we have Bimini. There's Miami.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Again, Bimini down there. The Bahamas. Miami.

Cristina: So tiny.

Jack: This would have been the landmass.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah. It's a little country.

Jack: All of that would have been over water. A further away. Look, all of that starting all the way at the coast of Florida and leading right over the Dominican Republic and encapsulating all those islands would have been over water. This is larger than some actual countries. Larger than Puerto Rico, larger than the Dominican Republic, larger than Cuba.

Cristina: Connected to Cuba and Dominican. No, no. It was his own thing. Okay.

Jack: There would have. It would have been way closer, but it would not have touched.

Cristina: Oh, didn't touch Florida either.

Jack: No, it would have been really close. You could have seen it from Florida.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Really far away. You would have seen it. Well, but you wouldn't have made contact.

Cristina: With Florida because it was its own island.

Jack: Yeah. There would be water between Florida at this point.

Cristina: It's a big island, though.

Jack: It's a big island. It's a pretty big island. And that kind of brings up a lot of interesting points. Right. So important details about this. The again, that's the water level. That's what it would look like with the water level 20,000 years ago. And it would connect the entire Bahamas region, all the islands towards the bottom, all the islands towards the top. The Bimini, that entire bubble would be one landmass. For perspective, the state of New York is 47,000 square miles. This island would be 48,000 square miles. North Carolina would be 49 is 49,000 square miles. Mississippi is 47. Pennsylvania is 46, and Alabama is 51. This is 48. Those are just states.

Cristina: Yes. So it's the size of a state. Well, American state, as we saw.

Jack: It's bigger than Cuba.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so there are some countries that this is roughly in the ballpark of Greece is 50,000 square miles. North Korea is 46,000 square miles. That's 2,000 square miles smaller.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Liberia is 43,000 square miles. That's 5,000 square miles smaller. And Cuba is 42,000 square miles, which is 6,000 square miles smaller. It would have been the size of a little country.

Cristina: Yeah, it looks like it. Yeah.

Jack: Interesting little details.

Cristina: But we only know about one city.

Jack: But we only know about Atlantis. So again, it could have been, like I said, it could have been the capital of the country. It could have been the largest city in the country or the most densely populated one or the most technologically advanced city in the country. And if we're calling this a country that's similar to this is like New York.

Cristina: New York. So, like, it was the city. Is Atlantis the popular city, but the country is also known as Atlantis?

Jack: Could be the case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe like the. The most important part of it was also named after it. Definitely could have been the case. But it's also possible that this entire landmass, because we don't see remnants of highly advanced technology on any of these islands, it's possible that the civilization of the Elysians was focused mainly in this one state or this one city within that country.

Cristina: And Then the rest was just wild.

Jack: The rest was just other people.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Just other people who weren't. Think about how Dwarka was built and how they had walls stopping the primitives from just coming in and going easily. And they wouldn't sell advanced tech, but they would allow markets for. You know, you could buy food, you could buy this, you could buy that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But they wouldn't allow people to leave. So maybe this was the most advanced city and primitives could come through.

Cristina: But they all live like normal people.

Jack: They all live like normal people. Hence the knowledge of. All the Atlanteans were so advanced as compared to the rest of us. Their technology was so out there. Which definitely falls in line when we think about things like Eloi and how they were so advanced, trying to figure out humans. Except Eloi isn't mentioned. At this point, we stop hearing about Loi, and this is long before we get to Jehovah. This is actually in the pocket of one guy we can't seem to find anything about. Yahweh.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, crap.

Jack: The guy we can find nothing about happens to fall in line with the timeline where this land mass would have existed, but no longer does.

Cristina: And you think he has something to do with.

Jack: Not something to do with it, but rather he vanished with it?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You know, he didn't cause it. No, but this falls in line with. Well, he was kind of likely, by our estimates, around 20,000 to 40,000 years ago in that range. And this land mass would have existed around that time. This was the highest point. Okay, so this is how the most land, before the water starts coming back up to swallow it. It took 20,000 years to swallow it, but this was the most amount of land. Yeah, but before it, there would have still been land, just less of it over time, as the water level was higher.

Cristina: So. So weird. Like, they must have known that that was gonna happen and then protected themselves from that. Or did they just. Or is there no one there now? But there has to be someone there now.

Jack: There are people on the islands.

Cristina: Yeah. No, I mean, like, Atlantis is still.

Jack: Yes, for sure. But then Atlantis is somewhere beneath this mess. It's somewhere where this giant landmass would have been, according to this theory. And again, based on how migration patterns happen, if they settled the island and the island had, you know, people distributed all over the place, it's possible in this argument that the city was built and then they throw the dome that protects it from being swallowed by the water while everything else around them gets swallowed by the water.

Cristina: That's pretty harsh.

Jack: And then everybody. Why is that harsh?

Cristina: Because they're not protecting other people.

Jack: What is their obligation to anyone else?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: And everybody moves to the highest points, slowly migrate. You got to understand, this is also happening over a long period of time. It's not like overnight the water level rose, they covered their city, and slowly the water came for them. And all people migrated over generations and generations migrated more to the higher points, to what is known today as these islands. And then they went extinct. However they went. And then the people who settled them later shut up. Okay, under this logic, they didn't need to show up, hover on the water and send tech down.

Cristina: No, they just built over time.

Jack: They built their city on land, and then the water level started rising and swallowed it. Pretty basic, pretty simple. Based on how migration patterns really work. That would explain the islands, people on the islands. That would explain structures underneath the water. That would explain a lot of this all in one shot. The difference is we don't have on any of these islands who would have been closest to the Alicians. We have no data other than the Bermini Road and the structures underneath the water. We have nothing on the islands themselves.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: So arguments could be that knowledge was lost as the water levels rose and different generations passed over thousands and thousands of years. But this also doesn't line up with what happened 2,000 years ago. The argument here would be Atlantis existed that entire time. And when they left the Persian Gulf oasis, all they had to do was go to an existing metropolis city. Underwater.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Didn't have to build anything. It was there.

Cristina: They had. They must have used teleportation or something. I don't know, who knows?

Jack: But there is a migration pattern. But we also know that, like Cyprus is a migration point. There are light. Not migration point. They're teleportation points. Oh, I guess because Mary went from one to the other and they might.

Cristina: Have done the same.

Jack: Okay, Cyprus one, Athos was one, so on and so forth.

Cristina: The mountains.

Jack: The mountains.

Cristina: Weird. Using the mountains to go underwater.

Jack: So the migration was trying to get to the right mountain. And that's why when they hit the ocean going west just vanishes and they trail off. Because they did manage to reach where they were going, the mountain that would send them to Atlantis.

Cristina: Oh, snap. Yes.

Jack: And Atlantis built over there. Where that land mass used to be is underwater protected and has been protected for thousands of years. Underwater. That is theory number one.

Cristina: That's a great theory. That's the best theory. Or does it get Better.

Jack: There are other theories. You decide whether they're best or not.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Next would also require the 20,000 years ago period to have played out. Right. Same idea. And the water level starts rising over time and the Atlanteans don't exist. And the story we get from the Persian Gulf voices, those people must have gone to the tops of these islands or something. The argument here is they settled what is known is Atlanta as Atlantis first. That was the original location they went to. Atlantis was the place they landed. At first, this island was huge. They settled that area. But as the water levels began to rise over thousands of years, like natural civilizations, you know, the coast came up close, we built our houses up the hill. Over a couple of hundred years, the water reached again. We built our houses higher up the hill, so on and so forth. To repeat this pattern until now, when all we have is the islands and the underwater structures leading to them. From their natural migration from the lowest point of the island to the higher point that is now several islands.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Normal migration pattern. Absolutely. Logical migration pattern. There was a city known as Atlantis.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or a settlement or something. Maybe could have been hyper advanced, but there was no point in. Maybe they couldn't protect it the way we're assuming they did. Maybe that's impossible.

Cristina: Okay, so they just moved out of there. Yeah, eventually.

Jack: Not even fast. Just slowly, slowly moved out.

Cristina: So it just looks like something's there, but what they left behind.

Jack: Yes, just slowly as they built roads and, you know.

Cristina: Mm. Kind of like that other place that we talked about last week. Like it was there and then the water and then they left. Like there's no reason to stay there. Oh yeah, they sank it. So crazy. Okay, wow.

Jack: Here it just. These are just logical scientific explanations for like what's the most likely, based on common knowledge. Yeah. Maybe they just settled in one spot. And as water levels over thousands of years rose, they kept moving and building where they are. They just build where they are, but they're always moving where they are over hundreds of years, you know, so they're.

Cristina: Probably not there anymore.

Jack: I'm probably not there anymore. The structures are probably down buried in the water somewhere as debris and crap lands on it and covers it over thousands and thousands of years. But like, we see things here and there, we see statues here and there, all spread out under the ocean within this area. But ultimately it was just the migration pattern. They settled low and over thousands of years kept moving. And we see all the structures from their migration patterns to the higher points that are now all the islands okay. And as they went higher, less space, more people in that space leads to more war and less resources. People eventually die out. If this was a giant location, and that would explain the lack of these individuals. Now, funny enough, the opposite argument of the it being a giant single landmass that was one giant collective of people. If it was one giant thing, and they were all the Elysians, as the lower parts of this giant metropolis kept getting drowned out, again, they just moved to the higher points.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And higher and higher. More of a seamless transition. So if it was all a single thing, they get to the top. And the only question is, where did the structures go in that argument? In the second argument, they killed each other trying to survive. Everything kind of disappears.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They murdered one another just trying to survive.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: And that would lead us to, you know, where is the stuff? Well, we can see it underwater, but where'd they go? Well, they got.

Cristina: They're dead.

Jack: Yeah, it got. It got narrow.

Cristina: It got dark. Okay.

Jack: It got narrow. And so the problems with this theory is that there is a lack of above ground evidence in the form of local structures similar to the ones beneath the ocean. That's a problem. There's little information matching the data that aligns with what the Egyptians and the Mayans claim happened. There's not anything saying this is the path that took place. The increase in sea Height, level since 20,000 years ago suggests this could make sense. Though it is a great argument in that lack of evidence in the form of matching records as well. There's nothing along those lines. And lack of evidence in the form of not just statues underwater, but any kind of formation or migration pattern that shows them coming out of the water, other than the structures, doesn't exist.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: At this point, all we have is the Bermuda Road.

Cristina: All that there is that would point.

Jack: Like a literal path going into the water. And so hard to argue these because.

Cristina: It looks like they just disappeared. If we were just to follow the.

Jack: Path, yes, it looks like it's just nothing there. But again, it's also really hard to find things considering that 20,000 years is a really long time. We're talking erosion, we're talking a tectonic plate movements, we're talking debris from above the ocean currents and water bearing things slowly 20,000 years, anything will disappear. Even if it's still there, it would be invisible to us. Just like Dwarka. Dwarka wasn't 20,000 years ago. Dwarka was only 9,000 years ago. And it's completely underwater stories. Yeah, we have stories and sonar imaging. That's it. Because it's almost completely buried just by natural. Natural causes. Nature did it. It's just completely underwater. Other than them sinking it to the bottom, they didn't bury it. They just let it sink time buried it. Yeah. 20,000 years is twice the buried.

Cristina: Mm

Jack: And actually no, because 20,000 years is way more water level rising. The swallow it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's more and more and more buried, especially if it began at the bottom.

Cristina: That's crazy. Yeah. There's no way to see what was there.

Jack: Now we go to the two other possibilities, the ones that would line up with the records, but that don't line up with the water level. So the records. This is a big problem. Right. Because natural understanding of how migration and things happen suggests the water level makes perfect sense. Except where the f*** is everybody Then? The opposite is what do the records of the Mayans, the Egyptians, the Greek, the Indians, the settlements locally, they got a different story about what these people did and where they were. And their stories work together. They corroborate, even if they never. Well, yeah, we've discussed it.

Cristina: Yeah, but there's new stories or you got a new connection to what they said?

Jack: I'm not talking about anything that they said. I'm using that data to do what I did with the previous two things, but now only aligning to the existing stories we've discussed. I'm not adding stories, we're just using those stories to conclude what's going on.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And this would take place between the year 4 BCE and 6 CE. That's before the current era and after the current era. Okay, now interesting idea here for this possibility. They get to the Atlantic Ocean and they head towards these islands. And group three, keep in mind group one goes north, likely to the Norse areas, Norway and Ireland and those kind of areas. One goes to the place known today as Gaza in Palestine, which used to be the Philistines. We have genetic markers to prove that. And the other side going to the Atlantic Ocean, the third group breaks off into two groups.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Well, that's a theory. One settling on the islands today known as the Bahama Islands and Bimini and this in that region. Okay, mostly the Bimini Islands. And one goes to what is known as Atlantis. That group splitting off into two would allow them to both have the mention of Atlantis and to have the Bimini road. The road is then a connecting point between these two places where they settled both.

Cristina: Okay, so there they are still around in the meaning island. No, they're not oh, okay.

Jack: They would just be in Atlantis. Oh, but they settled these two at some point would be the argument here. And the road would have just been a connecting path to these settlements and. Or city. It could have been a settlement and a city. Now, in the case that this did happen, they would have probably begun on Bimini, landed there first, and settled there, building their way to Atlantis with their technology. If Atlantis wasn't already an existing structure, they could settle here, have just a con. We know they did this before because of Mananaan. They had settlements on Ireland. While they did what? They built the island, they worked on the island. They kept coming back and forward from Ireland to this island in order to study the things on it.

Cristina: Okay, so it could be a similar situation.

Jack: It could be a similar situation. They did something like this before, and so they didn't need to leave any thing there. They just needed to be there while they built Atlantis. Okay, and what we see is literally just a path of moving construction material.

Cristina: Yes, that makes sense.

Jack: Even if it's underwater, if you have a rover that's carrying it all, well, you don't want this rover all lumpy underwater, going up and down hills. You pave the road underwater leading to where you're building, and that will allow you to do that even if your tech can handle it. You want to efficientize your process, especially if you're trying to hide.

Cristina: But they're building underwater.

Jack: The idea would be they're building Atlantis underwater. This would only been 2,000 years ago. This isn't 20,000 years ago.

Cristina: Okay, okay. Crazy. All right.

Jack: Yeah. This is. They left because of whatever thing happened 2000 years ago around the time of Jesus. And as a result, they decided to. They first landed at this island and then started building Atlantis, which is why we hear about Atlantis. Most of these explanations are why do we hear about Atlantis and not. Not anything else.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And so that's a good way to explain it.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay, that's fine.

Jack: You know, perfectly logical. If these two groups did divide and they didn't do it this way, maybe they'd already been working on Atlantis, but they needed a way to reach people other than teleportation. Purely. And the reason we find no technology would be because of an agreement between both sides. The technology is required to sustain Atlantis. And the group of people that settled on the Bimini Islands would be the gatekeepers. They know how to reach the island. They know how to reach Atlantis. For those who don't know or are too far to reach one of the mountains. Okay, they can Guide you there to Atlantis. They know where exactly? They know how to navigate into Bermuda. They know how to do all that stuff and then get you to Atlantis. So they don't need any technology. They lived like primitive people, intentionally so that there would be no technology. So there's no signature that somebody could track them through.

Cristina: That's pretty crazy though. I don't know.

Jack: Break off into two groups. One goes into Atlantis, the other one stays on the islands. People who can determine these people aren't primitive, they're pretending to be.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Would then know to ask them to get to Atlantis. And they would know because they're pretending to be primitive.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's part of the deal. You guys settle up here, we'll settle down there. Just a few of you will be the guides. Gatekeepers. Preventing people from getting to us, but showing those who manner how to get to us.

Cristina: Interesting. That's a. Interesting idea. I don't know. Different.

Jack: Yeah, it's a definitely different. It's, you know, but again an explanation. And the Bimini road would have been originally a construction path. And before most people had the ability to go deep into the water and follow the road, maybe they at least knew under the water where is the rover that they could dig up and drive somebody.

Cristina: Okay. It does feel like those that it is a construction path and not an actual normal path of just straight to it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, it's. Yeah, that definitely might be the most possible. Yeah. So this would be very likely if they did split off into two groups. And one would be the protective primitive seeming group that works as the gatekeepers. And the technology would have all been in Atlantis.

Cristina: But would they have eventually gone into Atlantis as well?

Jack: Yes, presumably eventually when it became too dangerous, they would have either died out on top of or gone home to just leave no trace of their existence ever again. That would be the logical conclusion here.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Possibility. And that would be option three. Okay, so so far we have one giant landmass. It was either a country or a continent. And they were either the major location. It was a New York, New York situation. A popular, militarized, most densely populated, most technologically advanced. For some reason, hearing about Atlantis is because Atlantis was more important than the rest of the overwater landmass.

Cristina: Yes. And it's slowly underwater.

Jack: Yes. The other is they settled at the bottom. That died out. There's no such thing as Atlantis. If there was, it was just the first thing mentioned. And as it broke off into smaller islands, as the water level rise, the concept of the continent of Atlantis dissolves. And just these islands remain.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then we have this group breaking off into two. One, protecting, which again, falls with the narrative of they still communicate with people. They still showed up and communicated with the Greek. Terrorized some individuals here and there as well. Only experimented on humans left and right, I guess. But they were still around. And they had mountain peaks to reach people. Maybe physical ways to get to them as well. Maybe it wasn't all transportation. Maybe it was if you can find these people, you can get there. If you don't know where the mountains.

Cristina: Are, yeah, they'll tell you. I do like that. I also like the first one, but. Okay.

Jack: And then along the lines of this narrative we've uncovered, with all the other people's stories lining up, this is one possibility. This has them going west very different than the ones who went north and the ones that stopped in Gaza. But it lines up with that narrative. They went west, and this is the area they would have gone to. And this makes sense as a move to protect themselves. All of the above fits with this, minus the existence of Bimini. Again, it could have been a construction road. It could be a literal path down there. The third, the fourth one is the alternate migration pattern. So the idea here is first they migrated to Bimini. Maybe it was more important to get the f*** out of the Persian Gulf oasis. And who cares where. This lines up with the fact that they did break off into three groups initially.

Cristina: Okay. You know, and they ended up in Benimini.

Jack: Yeah, they just got the f*** out of the Persian Gulf oasis. Some went north somewhere in the Gaza, some crossed the ocean. Everybody was just getting the f*** out of the Persian Gulf oasis by any means necessary. And maybe that took priority.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And once they landed there, they could again establish developing technologies over time.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Allowing them to explore deeper into the ocean, eventually settling Atlantis. So Atlantis would have come later. They landed at Bimini and worked to get to Atlantis.

Cristina: That's the hardest one to believe. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah. But this one lines up again with the. It being a construction path. While option three suggests they broke off evenly, this is the option that suggests it is a construction road. And it was entirely not a connecting point, but rather. And I mean, not, not, not a connecting point, but it wasn't designed just to be. Travel back and forth or take people from one side to the other. It was entirely, let's take resources down there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To build where we're gonna live. And this did. The panic with which they evacuated, the entire Persian Gulf oasis would align with this. Settle wherever we can, and then we'll find something. But we have to leave.

Cristina: But they get there when it's already underwater.

Jack: What do you mean when it's already underwater?

Cristina: Like when they go to be. Meaning there's. It's an island.

Jack: It's an island. 2000 years ago, everything is just islands. Only 20000 years ago was it one landmass. Okay, this is 2000 years ago when they left Jesus's birth area. Yeah, these are islands. Now these have been islands for about 10,000 years. Okay, so yes, everything was an island. The scenario which is a continent, would require this to have happened 20,000 years ago. Those were the first two, these are the second two. These are happening only 2,000 years ago. All of these places are islands. Like I said 20,000 years ago the sea levels were 400ft lower. Yeah, 2,000 years ago it was only about a foot lower. Okay, so it was islands. And again, this does perfectly line up with a desperate escape. You know, get somewhere safe first.

Cristina: Yeah, and it makes them sound extremely advanced. If it only took them 2000 years to make that Atlantic City underwater instead of Atlantis. Yeah, Atlantis underwater, it would have taken.

Jack: Them way less 2000 years. Would have assumed they finished it like among the last couple of years.

Cristina: Yeah, that's ridiculous. Advancement like that's too advanced. But I don't know, like they are supposed to be advanced, but that's kind of crazy.

Jack: No, it didn't take them 2,000 years to do it.

Cristina: If they got there 2,000 years ago.

Jack: If it took them two. If they got there 2000 years ago and it took them 2000 years to do it, they would have done it within our parents lifetime. That's when they would have finished Atlantis.

Cristina: But no, I guess not. But like they. How long do you think it took them after?

Jack: Well, the argument here would be that it was under a hundred years.

Cristina: 100 years.

Jack: That's still so along the time we start seeing the Knights Templar would have been when they were now no longer worried about building.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it becomes about fixing the narrative to protect themselves. Yes, now hiding is no longer the issue. Hiding the data is.

Cristina: Yeah, but they're so advanced they made something underwater in 200 years.

Jack: Well, based on what they already had under the water into Persian. Keep in mind this is following the narrative of the data that the people are telling us were already super crazy. Hyper advanced. Yeah, it would have taken them no time to do what they already had. They just didn't do it overground. They did what they already had in the Persian Gulf oasis, which was underwater already. And so it was much easier once you have the technology, even if they didn't take the tech, they know how to do it. And even if they didn't take the tech, maybe they left the way in and out of the Persian Gulf oasis that allowed them to take the technology to the Bimini Islands. And then without taking a portal straight to Atlantis, they then have a road to deliver the things.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Thus keeping them safe. And nobody who lands on these islands would know. And then they just destroy the portal they were bringing the things through.

Cristina: Okay, so there are ways.

Jack: Yeah, they could have brought a lot of things out of the Persian Gulf oasis from inside their home in the palace of Alcaraz and just kept bringing things out regularly and using this technology to build more technology. All they needed initially was the bubble that would protect where they'd build the city. Once that's dry, everything else is easy.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Once it's dry, you're good. So you create the force field underwater, establish drain all the water out of it, and then you're good.

Cristina: And they did it before because they were already living underwater.

Jack: They were already living underwater. We don't know how they built that. No idea how they built the palace of Alcaraz. That's crazy. But it was there. On the flip side, if that was built by Yahweh 20,000 years ago, then maybe that was also above ground.

Cristina: That could be. I don't know. Because we know it makes more sense if these things are above ground and then they protected it going under.

Jack: So the possibility would be a combination of 1 and 4. 20,000 years ago, Yahweh was around. We just don't know anything about him. And also, water level was 400ft lower. The entire Persian Gulf oasis was above ground. The Alicians could have settled there. They could have also created Atlantis at that point.

Cristina: Yeah, that seems most likely.

Jack: MANANAN was about 7,000 years back, so at least that far back we had different settlements.

Cristina: Yeah, it's hard to imagine that they just had one.

Jack: With the size and technologies they had, they must have been. And we know 200,000 years ago, we're dealing with LOI up to 3 million years ago, we're dealing with at least an individual called Eloi, which could have been several different people. And if it's several different people, which is the most likely possibility, unless these beings aren't purely human or aren't human but humanoid.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Live exceptionally long, we would. We would assume it's different people.

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: And Loi is a title and that's why Yahweh went by Loi at some point. And that's why Jehovah gets confused for Loi, because they all received that title.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And if that's the case, and this is a 3 million year old civilization, they would have had to had settlements.

Cristina: Yes. It makes no sense that they just have one city and then that went down and then they have a second city and that's the whole history.

Jack: Well, no, after that first city, when goes down, they would have three. We just.

Cristina: Oh yeah, plus those other two.

Jack: One of them got enslaved, presumably by the shadow people, which is where Gaza landed. The other one disappeared somewhere up north, likely just merging in with their people over there into the invisible island. And the ones that went west. But there would have had to be more. They only just abandoned the Persian Gulf oasis, which might have been the capital city to these people. The most important location, kind of akin to what Israel is to the Jews. It's the middle point of wherever Jews are anywhere on earth, Israel is the middle point to them. Israel is the important location. So if we think of it that way, the Persian Gulf oasis might have just been the point. It was the center. Regardless of where all the settlements are, your governing body is in the Persian.

Cristina: Gulf oasis because that's where they're trading with everyone anyway.

Jack: Yes, well, they're not trading from trading.

Cristina: But yeah, but it's easy to travel from there to the other countries.

Jack: So either that's the main governing body or just a really great point to connect to everybody else. That's also likely where most of their scientific advancements happen. If it was at that point the most advanced city they had, or maybe it was always Atlantis and as the water levels rose, we just 20,000 years lost a lot of information.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we're just more familiar with the Persian Gulf oasis. But maybe Atlantis was there the whole time.

Cristina: It could happen. It really could have been.

Jack: Yeah, you really could have been. So it's possible that it's a merge of for N1 and yes, all of this was above ground and they didn't have to migrate because they had such great technology. They're like, no, this is even better for us. If we put these things in place. As everything gets swallowed up, we'll just be secretive by default.

Cristina: Okay. And you said that's how many years ago?

Jack: 20,000 years ago is when the water level was 400ft lower and the evacuation from the Persian Gulf Oasis happened 2,000 years ago.

Cristina: And that other place in India when did that go Underwater?

Jack: Dwarka was 9,000 years ago.

Cristina: 9,000, okay.

Jack: Dwarka was 2,000 years before Mananan settled in Ireland.

Cristina: But Dwarka is unrelated. It's so crazy.

Jack: Dwarka isn't related. Dwarka is on the old equator. So it could be one of the other civilizations.

Cristina: Now we gotta re. Investigate those other civilizations.

Jack: Yeah, basically, it's a lot of revisiting things and looking at it differently.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So with this information, it's absolutely possible that there are a ton of Elysian settlements. And that's the. The fact that a lot of the Middle east and Eastern Europe all have the same argument of the sea people are pirates and terrorists and whatever and this and that. This giant, unfathomable technologically advanced force maybe with several individuals from the same groups. We know that there are the main figureheads. But obviously like when current civilization collapses, we're not going to remember Bob from down the street. The names that are going to echo through time are Steve Jobs, President Barack Obama. You know, those names are going to sustain as the elites that mattered. And everybody else is going to.

Cristina: We don't know any normal elation. We don't know.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Everybody had significant importance and that's why they were recorded over and over and over and over to the point that we hear about them even now, thousands of years later. That's why they were recorded under the Sphinx and under the Castillo.

Cristina: Interesting. Yeah. Except for that random lawyer. I don't know how his story was recorded, except that his sister ended up becoming important.

Jack: Yes. So I think it's more about her story that we found out about his.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: He was just somebody important in her life. And him. Yeah, it's really her story because him introducing her to the Shadow Realm is what allowed her to meet Ixshaw.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then Inan and Ixshaw swap places. So it's really. His story was just about introducing her to the right circumstances.

Cristina: Okay, so not even he's random.

Jack: Okay, not even his random. Interesting. Right. With this data, we have the possibility of multiple settlements. We know that there is something sketchy about Yahweh and why we can't find his information. Maybe he is and has been the person who's in charge of Atlantis the way that Jehovah was in charge of the Persian Gulf oasis. That's another way to look at it. He could have been the president. He could have been the mayor. He could have been whatever. Of Atlantis.

Cristina: Yes, Leader.

Jack: Yeah, the leader. There you go. The leader of Atlantis and Jehovah. His son was the leader of the Persian. Which also kind of leans into the kings and queen scenario, that your descendants are the ones who will be in charge.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. They could have had something like that there.

Jack: We know they had crowns. We know they had thrones. We know they had a lot of symbolism. They had religion. They were also Rhoastrian.

Cristina: What's that?

Jack: A religion?

Cristina: What's it called again?

Jack: Zoroastrian. Oh, Zoroastrianism predates Islam.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And so, like the guy who discovered the magnum opus, he was a Zoroastrian, a Greek Zoroastrian. And. Yeah. So this suggests that there are many settlements. We know of a couple of them, but it suggests not settlements, but rather the Persian Gulf oasis wasn't the only actual established city. And the invisible island wasn't either. It would also be Atlantis, most likely. And this lines up with the narrative that's provided to us by the other civilizations that have records that survived.

Cristina: Yes. So they're everywhere. Probably. I mean, there's probably more that we don't know about.

Jack: There's probably more that we don't know about. And it's possible Jesus knew about a lot of these places too. We don't understand what the point of going straight to Japan was. But maybe there were settlements along the way. Maybe he was in contact with the Elysians. I don't know.

Cristina: It's hard to tell. I don't know. Because he went through China. He went. He went all over the world. I don't know.

Jack: Well, at least east.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's very confusing. But that being said, it doesn't look like the Elysians went anywhere east. It looks like the most eastern location they had was the Persian Gulf voices. It looks like they purely went west while Jesus purely went east.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Opposite directions.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Kind of hard, too.

Cristina: Was that on purpose? I don't know.

Jack: Jesus definite maybe Jesus did do it on purpose. Jesus might have gone the opposite direction where he knows there aren't elisions.

Cristina: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. I think that too, because of the whole handwriting thing. Like he was trying to keep himself, even though they can dream about him, at least when he was born.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: We don't know if they continue dreaming about him, because that'd be crazy. They can just watch his every move or whatever. But.

Jack: Yeah, well, no, I think that stopped. Like he learned to control that or whatnot.

Cristina: Yeah. But yeah, I think he wanted to hide himself from them too.

Jack: Well, actually, according to all the texts, it only happened that his birth, like a Giant mental shock wave sent through time. At his birth, it hit forward and it hit back, but only of that moment. So that everybody knew where they were. No, it was actually not even his birth. It was his conception.

Cristina: Weird.

Jack: Yeah. At his conception, a mental wave shot across the earth, a psychic wave. And everybody had visions of him in the future, of him staying there and in the future and in the past. So they, in the future, in the past, all saw the his life there. So they moved and casted him so he wouldn't have a life near them.

Cristina: And he stayed away from them.

Jack: And he stayed away. He went farther away from them. They went west. They went north and west, spreading out in every direction. He went east, away from all their settlements. Their narratives are trying to suppress his existence, his honest existence.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Fascinating.

Cristina: Yes. Because he doesn't want to do anything with them either. Or at least it doesn't seem.

Jack: At least it doesn't seem that way. Interesting though. So the possibility that Atlantis does in fact exist and is where Yahweh has been and that it's on a continent. It had a former continent.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And that if the water. So it would be everything, all of the above. Right. It would be. They got there, it was a single continent. This was the most important location or the most advanced. It was led by Yahweh, most likely. As the world water level started to rise, they were the only ones not to migrate away. They put technology that allows them to cover themselves. As the water level rises, the city most likely sinks even deeper because of tectonic plate movement. 20,000 years, they could just disappear under not just the water, but under the ground, underneath the water, which would even support crap like hollow earth. Like maybe that's just them.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And they're even covered by dirt, so it's not just water.

Cristina: Okay. So you can never find them.

Jack: You can never find them. And only they know the ways in and out. And so that means that. Yes, single continent. Yes, they were the most important place there. Yes, there were people on what's the islands of today. Most likely they had individuals of their own on these islands, living amongst the other people. But eventually they even evacuated that and the Persian Gulf oasis people had a location to go to after they left that spot. Yes, left the spot. One of the three groups, the ones that went north, also had settlements to go to. The real question becomes what happened to the ones that went to Gaza. We know that all other cultures describe not the current day Jews, but the Jews of that time were being described as shadow people from the Other side. So the argument would be, were they cut off by these people and they landed there and were trapped.

Cristina: And it somehow has to do with stones or something.

Jack: Yes. The possibility of preserving these people for the time when they figure out how to make philosopher's stones again. Which could be today, it could be what's happening now. Except all they need is the DNA. So these people are now mixed with human, but they still have the DNA. And the shadow people are either indistinguishable from human, or these are descendants of the ones that went through the process to be humanoid, like Lucifer. And so they're also indistinguishable from humans. It's two groups of people who are indistinguishable from humans. But we can track a genetic marker that's non existent anywhere else in the people of Gaza. And we know factually that the country of Israel just happened right after World War II. That didn't exist prior to that. Okay, so two groups of people who shouldn't even exist. Both do in the same region, and one is attacking the other. Neither should exist. Both attacking each other. Well, one attacking the other.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In what seems to be the plan originally to create philosopher's stones, you would need to make the best philosopher's stones by killing people with the Elysian blood.

Cristina: Whose plan, though?

Jack: And it's a long plan too. Yes, we're talking long game.

Cristina: Because of course, it can't be the Alicians. They wouldn't. I mean, I don't maybe. I don't know. I don't think so.

Jack: I don't think so either. I think it wasn't avoiding Jesus. I think people knowing where they're hidden place. If this happened 20,000 years ago and this was overground, and that was overground. And then they let themselves be consumed by water because they had the technology and the infrastructure to support themselves. Then secrecy became part of their lifestyle. Then this psychic wave goes in every direction and people know where you are now. And then we see what's happening today. And the fact that when that migration happened, one of the three groups got cut off and forced into this little spot. Okay, Maybe the Alicians were avoiding something more dangerous that also received the psychic wave that told them where they were.

Cristina: I wonder. Okay.

Jack: Need a leash and blood to make the best stone.

Cristina: I don't know. Who could it be? Because you only think of the Alicians as a top.

Jack: Yeah, I mean, we obviously don't know. It's not like we're gonna sit here and just come up with an answer. But. But they seem to have also avoided something that they lasted longer than everybody else avoiding. That is the last mass evacuation we know about. The Alicians. They stood their ground longer than everybody else until Jesus was born and a mental shockwave went out.

Cristina: Yes, it could be shadow people, but I don't think so.

Jack: Why would the Shadow people be stronger than the Alicians? That's the problem. Bare minimum they would be equal. And there's way more Elysians.

Cristina: Okay, what about rogue Nagas? Is that something to fear?

Jack: There are rogue Naga but I don't know why they would need anything from the Elysian. They would be more overpowered by the fault. I think they're more akin to like angels protecting the gods of destruction in Dragon Ball. You know, like obviously way stronger than the God of destruction and your job is just to assist them. Them Naga seemed to be that infinite intelligence. They can bend space itself. They just do whatever the you want though. They don't back talk or I'm just like okay, sure.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: So it wouldn't look like they would need any of that. And if they needed to find you, they probably easily could without needing that shockwave to go out.

Cristina: Okay, yeah.

Jack: So there's something else. But that even the Elysians needed to leave once it knew where they were but what that would be. So yeah, this is basically what we got. This set of information that enlightens us into this migration and what could and what it could mean. The possibility that Atlantis has always been around is there now.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: Makes sense.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: At least through all the data we've looked at. And it would explain where Yahweh was then that it was impossible to find anything on the guy. We find things about people before him, we find things about people after him. And his only mentions are casually through those but never about him directly.

Cristina: He's underwater.

Jack: He could just be in this city that's buried and invisible to the rest of us. President, Leader, Leader.

Cristina: His best leader.

Jack: Way to zone in on that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it kind of leans into the royalty aspect of if you're here and you sent your son to go rule over there. There's this aspect of you your descendants are naturally the people in charge.

Cristina: I think so. The kings. Yep.

Jack: Yep. Anywho. So that's what we got. That's where we are. So if you guys have any idea about any additional bits, tidbits of information, anything you might find relative. Were talking about. What seems more plausible out of these options. What seems less likely based on everything we already know. You could, you know, hit us up on our socials and let us know at just convopod that's on X, on Facebook, on Instagram, on TikTok, wherever.

Cristina: Yes, I really think the big island thing makes more sense than they just quickly made something in their water.

Jack: But yes, I do agree. I think that it's a combination of all these things and were over water to begin with.

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Rambling 270: Enoch the Honorary

Is Enoch a Necromancer? Is he The Master Necromancer? Did he solely create the Philosopher’s Stone? The Duo deep dive into Enoch, the earliest individual they could track who’s ever used the name/title of Hermes Trismegistus. The answers that are discovered and the questions that are asked become an instant game changer.

Rambling 270: Enoch the Honorary

+Episode Details

  • The Book of Genesis
  • Close Relationship with Jehovah
  • The Oldest Recorded Human
  • “Translation”
  • The Book of Enoch
  • The Philosopher’s Stone
  • The Man Who Knew Yawe

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And today we continue the infinitely ever spiraling thing that never ends in any kind of manner, shape, or form, but continues to fall. The. The infinite rabbit hole that we have fallen into that somehow began at unicorns and went through. So much.

Cristina: So much. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, so much.

Cristina: But now we're on to necromancers. Or we're beyond that.

Jack: No, we're still trying to hunt down this necromancer.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're trying to find out.

Cristina: We're.

Jack: Okay, we're sure. We were trying to find out if the teacher necromancer we were looking for was Hermes. Yes. But now we're unclear on who or what Hermes really is. Like, yes, he's a human, but, like, is Hermes one guy is Hermes. Multiple people?

Cristina: Yeah. Okay, so we're still on Hermes.

Jack: So we're still on Hermes. The idea is ultimately to find the answer to that question out, which I believe I actually have acquired. I believe I have found the answer to whether Hermes Trismegistus is actually the. The individual. And if that means it's one or many.

Cristina: You have all those answers?

Jack: I have all those answers.

Cristina: Okay, how do you start?

Jack: I come to you with nothing but answers. Okay, so let's begin back in the Holy Bible.

Cristina: Wow. Okay.

Jack: Enoch is a biblical figure and he is mentioned in the Book of Genesis, particularly described as the great grandfather of Noah and the son of Jared. Sweet. Who cares?

Cristina: Jared's not important.

Jack: He is, but not as important as Noah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Enoch personally knew Jehovah. Interesting language that is in the Bible. He personally knew Jehovah. Three statements that are made in this Bible that are very. Their own beliefs are so contradicting the very logic here. But I'm gonna tell you about three different things that are said in the Bible, okay. That contradict the very logic of Jehovah being some other thing. Now, first is, these are all statements from within the Bible. This is what they're conveying in their words. He personally knew Jehovah. That's 1. 2. He had a close relationship with Jehovah. Not a homoerotic relationship. Just like they were close. They were close in the way ancient bros were holding hands.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And this could all be metaphoric until you get to the third one, which is they Used to literally take walks together according to the Bible.

Cristina: That also makes sense with holding hands. I can see that it's pretty gay, but gay men, friendships holding hands. It's nothing gay about a man and a man holding hands together.

Jack: It's weird that it is gay, but it's not gay when women do it. Right. And it's such a. Like, it's so programmed into us to see it that way, but it's so gay to see it that way.

Cristina: It is pretty. I mean.

Jack: I mean, it's not to see it that way. It's just gay to see it.

Cristina: It's.

Jack: But it's. Because it's not inherently.

Cristina: It's. Yeah, it's places where men can hold other men's.

Jack: Yeah, there's actually. Yeah, there's actually places around the world. It's ab. Absolutely normal. It has more to do with a lot of these. More macho places.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the US and the western culture, we're very detached from contact in general. I mean, we kick our children out of our homes.

Cristina: Harsh.

Jack: Like, okay, you're 18. Go live, go get out, go buy a house. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is out there living extended families because it makes sense. And we're like, no, we need to hoard more. And you're in the way of that.

Cristina: Well, we're doing a lot wrong, but. And where are we?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay. God and him holding hands.

Jack: Yeah, go to. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Enoch and God holding hands. Now, interesting enough, we didn't think about this, but this sort of dates Enoch because he's literally hanging out with Jehovah. So we're talking 12,000 years ago to 14,000 years ago.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And this makes him about 12,000 years older than Hermes. If he is in the 14,000 year.

Cristina: Gap, where's Hermes at?

Jack: Hermes. Happened about Hermes Trismegistus as described walking in the hallways. Yeah. Happened about two, 300 years ago.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And this would have been clonking him at about 12 to 14,000 years ago. If Enoch is in fact Hermes.

Cristina: Okay. Or if the first one of them. Yeah.

Jack: If he. If he's Hermes or one of them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because that. Again, this is complicated. There is a line that is mentioned that kind of confuses the logic of this, which is it makes it sound like Hermes is in fact, it's unclear as to whether Hermes is one individual or many. That is what we're trying to solve because of that complicated sentence. Now, where were we? Translation. Weird word that comes up. This one is f****** my head. At age 365.

Cristina: His age.

Jack: Yes. Okay, so he's already had to achieve immortality by this point. He discovers how. This is literally in the Bible, bro. Enoch discovers how to translate himself.

Cristina: What does that mean?

Jack: Into heaven.

Cristina: Into Heaven, the word. He can teleport. He can. He can do that thing. He's a necromancer.

Jack: Okay, yes, totally. The Bible is talking about the Bible. The Holy Bible is using translation as a word. It's discussing it like he is made of characters. Like he is software.

Cristina: Weird.

Jack: Okay, the Bible.

Cristina: Yeah. A hiccup.

Jack: They forgot to remove it. They didn't turn it into a different word. It said translation in the Bible.

Cristina: We're on the. That's where. In the Matrix.

Jack: Yeah. Weird.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he discovered how to do that very important following sentence. So the entire thing I wrote is. At age 365, Enoch discovered how to translate himself directly into heaven, which means he learned how to get to. That's what the Bible says. But he can get to the f******.

Cristina: To Elfhame is heaven. Elfame. Yeah. I was thinking because of Enoch. I mean, not Enoch. Jehovah. That just meant he was able to access the. That world where they live.

Jack: But he's not. Jehovah isn't from Elfham. Jehovah is an Elysian.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I mean. He went to the Elysian world because that's also takes a trance.

Jack: Yeah, but Jehovah isn't where he's trans. Oh, no. You got to listen to the entire thing.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The interruption there is what confused you. Let me explain what the entirety of what I was writing was. At age 365, Enoch discovered how to translate himself directly into heaven without experiencing death. This is in the Bible. This was accomplished with a colleague of his named Jehovah, a guy that he's with now. This third part is from the Apocryphal. The apoc. The apocryph, whatever the crap. The other esoteric knowledge books, the one that Enoch wrote. Yes. The ones that aren't considered canon to his mention. Over here is where we get that. The mention of Jehovah. As a colleague, I'm suddenly aware of why he was removed.

Cristina: Okay, that makes sense. They were the best of friends.

Jack: They were the best of friends. Hermes and Jehovah.

Cristina: We're just scientists.

Jack: A lot like Szin and Eloi.

Cristina: Yep. Okay. We found his.

Jack: The question is then, was Hermes with them in the garden? Keep in mind that this guy could be anywhere and people just don't talk about him. That's part of his whole shtick.

Cristina: Hermes or Hermes.

Jack: And they'll talk about him under any other name, usually never Hermes.

Cristina: Okay, so he might be called something else on that team.

Jack: He might be somebody else on that team.

Cristina: So is it one guy, though? Does this prove it's just one dude?

Jack: No. I also have another really important thing to tell you. Really important.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I didn't have enough time to look into this because I can't find anything into it. And I tried. I tried. And I'm going to do more work on this. Specifically.

Cristina: You have something to tell me, but you can't really tell me?

Jack: No, I'm gonna tell you. I just can't dive deeper into it after I tell you. That's the problem.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He. Hermes. The depictions of him are with a robe, usually a black robe, very, you know, appropriate for the time. Assuming kind of like a Zoroastrian male with a. With a kind of, like, head scarf thing happening and robes and black. Usually walked around with a staff that had a skull thing with a part of his whole. Yeah. Part of his whole, like, goth strict thing, you know?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But there was one piece that I only found out about recently that only happened when I saw him on a tarot card. And then I looked it up. His visual representation of what people think he looks like includes everything I said with one extra detail around his waist. He has a snake wrapped around him.

Cristina: What? Do you have this photo.

Jack: I can definitely show it to you.

Cristina: He has. Okay. Magician. Oh, the magician. Oh, that makes sense.

Jack: The magician. Oh, but look at him with the snake wrapped around him.

Cristina: That is kind of hard to see, but okay.

Jack: Easy to miss.

Cristina: Okay. Whoa. Magician has a snake around him and.

Jack: He has a little alchemy thing next to him. Just throwing that out there. But yes, Hermes with the appropriate.

Cristina: He has. Is there any. Is there any mention of the snake anywhere?

Jack: What did I tell you before?

Cristina: I told you about this? I know, I know. You said that was so. It's. It's crazy. You have to find out. Okay, I know, I know. That's.

Jack: That's where I didn't realize how blind I was.

Cristina: Too blinded and too blinded by the image. It's crazy.

Jack: I told you. Who's the crazy one? Hermes has a Naga. Yeah. Or based on that image, at least people depict them with it.

Cristina: Yes. So there's gotta be someone else he's hanging out with.

Jack: Yep. Besides, now let's dive deeper into Enoch. Right. In the Book of Enoch, Enoch is recorded speaking with Uriel, Gabriel, and Michael, three Elysians, all from the Garden of Eden's research team with the express purpose of exchanging information, knowledge, and insight. Okay. He is said to be among. In the book, he is said to be among the few beings who can see into h*** and heaven. This falls in line with being a necromancer. Yep. Being able to just not to look in and just know. This is exactly what being a necromancer falls with. In line perfectly. See? Said to be the only individual at the time of the telling or who could enter and exit heaven and h*** without having to first die. This falls in line with what we talked about earlier.

Cristina: But they do die. They just. They die, but they don't die because they come back. Is that why they're not saying that he dies?

Jack: I suppose. I suppose it's more that you're not actually dying. It's a metamorphosis of sorts, and it sends you somewhere else.

Cristina: Yeah. But then when they describe Jesus, they think he died and he went up to heaven. But even though they physically saw.

Jack: But keep in mind, there's two different things happening here with Jesus. There's a bunch of narrative manipulation taking place.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's altering the living out of it. It's less Morse happening. It's less so happening with Enoch because.

Cristina: They just removed it.

Jack: They just removed it. Ignored a lot of the other details. We could just find a bunch of the. In there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But with Jesus, it was meticulously altered in every possible angle.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Jack: Additionally, he's literally described as inexplicably entering and having and dining with celestials, entering heaven and dining with celestials and casually roaming the depth of h***, encountering the wicked souls.

Cristina: But what do you think he's really doing with the heaven part? You really think he's going to the real world?

Jack: I think he's entering Elfim. I think he has a way to, like, pop up on your screen, and that's the equivalent to leaving or taking over a robot and focusing on this side. Although I'm sure he could simultaneously be over there as an AI or whatever the crap is happening.

Cristina: It's very strange because it seemed like we saw or we don't really know what happened to the other people that left. It just seemed like they left and that. That.

Jack: Yeah, like they stopped being here. And that's weird, right? Because it's inconsistent.

Cristina: Jesus, we have no. We. It feels like he's still here and like he's working in the background somehow.

Jack: Yes. And I would argue they're all doing that. And we know because if you think of more recent individuals like St. Nicholas, we're more aware of. They're still working, you know, So I.

Cristina: Didn'T think like, if you're better at.

Jack: It, you're more in the shadows.

Cristina: But you think so the. The God.

Jack: Are they the Illuminati? That's crazy, bro.

Cristina: That's complicated. But the necromancers, the other ones, they can go into Alpha?

Jack: Yes, presumably.

Cristina: Okay, because I thought they can only go there to travel through easily. That's what I saw. Not actually SO two hang out there.

Jack: I thought so too.

Cristina: He's having dinner. Or whatever that appeared.

Jack: Oh s***. I didn't consider what that literally meant.

Cristina: Yeah, I don't know.

Jack: But like, how is he dining with them?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Unless they are also just another level.

Cristina: I don't know what that means.

Jack: The Bible literally talked about it like a program.

Cristina: Well, they talk about the getting there, but what's he actually doing when he's there? We have no idea.

Jack: Yeah, because maybe he's not exiting the overall thing. Maybe he's going to yet another layer. Yeah, maybe this is that kind of domino effect of the many. You know, the matrix that is just one on top of the other, on top of the other, on top of the other. And it doesn't matter is a billion of them. It's more likely you're in the illusion than you are in reality type of situation.

Cristina: Gosh, so complicated. Okay, for sure. Wow. He's just eating dinner there.

Jack: Yep. Abilities. Things that we know Enoch personally can do.

Cristina: Talk to the dead. I don't know.

Jack: That sounds absurd. It's the largest list we've come across yet. Thus sort of reassuring the further back we go. The Enoch has the ability to see all events of the future and alter events long before their encounter. That already sounds. Sounds like God just talking.

Cristina: Just saying that doesn't make any sense.

Jack: According to the freaking Bible, bro.

Cristina: So then did he do Jesus? Is this his evil plan? I don't understand. He can see. Like what?

Jack: I don't know. I guess there's also a seeming detachment from these individuals that they don't really interact with much. They just kind of do their own thing. Think about it. They're all established and then what? They just.

Cristina: He was close friends with a guy.

Jack: Working on Jesus and totally removed from it. He sounds like a Naga himself. Like he's just there. Oh, you need my help? Sure, whatever, dude. I don't care.

Cristina: Maybe find out. No, he can't be a Naga.

Jack: Oh no, because he has a Naga.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Can enter and exit elf fame and the shadow Realm effortlessly said to be able to communicate directly with beings of Elfhame and gain insight without having to leave. Earthrealm, believed to be the most powerful alchemist, could create the philosopher's stone. Now, this is a very important line. It made it here because I couldn't put it anywhere else because I didn't have a lot of room to break this down any farther. But it's the most important piece of this information we're gonna come across. This next line comes from a medieval text that claims to be taken from a Zoroastrian text that claims to have been a direct mention from Aristotle, that claims to have been a note from Greek mythology that dates all the way back to Enoch. Again.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: All right.

Cristina: That's very complicated.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. This bounced a lot before it got to where it was going. Because there's no initial point. You have to kind of follow it from where it is now. There's no other line that would kind of hint to you that this is even relevant information anywhere else. So it is believed, according to this medieval text that pointed to all the other sources that slowly kind of confirmed it collectively, that Enoch. This is the. The answer to the question right here, by the way.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It is believed that Enoch perfected the philosopher stone's creation with the addition of the Hermetic seal. The magnum opus was not his. No, the Hermetic seal was. Enoch is Hermes. And Enoch didn't solely create the philosopher's stone. No, but we know this because something predated him by a lot. Which means until Enoch, AKA as established in that Hermes, until he showed up.

Cristina: It wasn't perfect, which I guess would be Adam. And then he helped make Eve.

Jack: No, no, because that was too long ago. He's with Jehovah, not with Eloi.

Cristina: Okay. Okay. I thought Eve was much younger than Adam.

Jack: For some reason, she is 50,000 years, but that's still 150,000.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. These timelines. Okay.

Jack: Yes. But there is one individual that's absolutely overpowered that we still theorize, required a third stone. And we just read a line that said Enoch literally knew Jehovah, the Elysian leader of the research team, the Garden of Eden. And they made. What?

Cristina: What? Who? Jesus.

Jack: Jesus.

Cristina: He helped make Jesus.

Jack: He helped make Jesus.

Cristina: He knew that. I'm so confused, because he could see everything. Why would he do it?

Jack: He was uninvested. He was uninvolved. It means nothing to him.

Cristina: That's so crazy. They had such a close relationship. It makes no sense. I guess he. Yeah. He must not felt anything. He's like, science bro.

Jack: Yeah, science bro. Like, I can't. Maybe there's a code. I can't. I can't tell you the future. Yeah, I'm not allowed to. We could be homies and I could help you and whatever, but I'm not. I'm not allowed to warn you.

Cristina: That's insane, because they sound super close. Yeah, it sounds like they were not saying nothing because he must have known.

Jack: He must have known.

Cristina: Or like maybe he warned and they still were. Like Nala's.

Jack: But then we look at what Jesus is, and maybe he did tell him and this is still part of the plan. Keep in mind, there's one part of this that's crazy. There's one part of this that's crazy. And we began with this a long time ago. We discarded it jokingly, but we began. And it's now coming back into view. We joked about it and it wasn't even considered seriously. But keep in mind that there. This all comes from research that began at loi. Has there been a plan the whole time? That's still unfolding. AKA the perfect plan.

Cristina: But perfect human. What's the point?

Jack: I don't know what the plan is. I just know that this is part of the plan.

Cristina: So you think Jesus is still part of the plan?

Jack: I don't know. I'm just like. All of this connected so seamlessly from beginning to end, all these pieces fall together.

Cristina: He knows and he knows. Like, it's still fine. Even if it might scare whatever might be happening. It's still. Yeah, like, it's still. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Jack: So it's like. Oh, crap. You have the next step. Oh, good. Okay, gamers. There's a game called Outer Wilds.

Cristina: Maybe. I feel like. I think Outer Wild sounds right.

Jack: Yeah, I think so. It's a game where you. It's a puzzle story game. And in that there is the knowledge that they're gonna destroy the universe. But in the pursuit of science, they sort of have to, because. What's the next step?

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: You know, what's the next step? We gotta push it. We gotta push it further. I was thinking about this conversation about billionaires. Billionaires work the same way. You know, you begin with the simple idea of. I says, you know, I want to make a company that works, but you're ambitious and once the company works, what do I do now?

Cristina: Make another company.

Jack: Make another company. Well, Now I got 30 companies making companies sucks.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Well, I need a super mega bigger company that's Going to run that and make other. It's going to breed companies. I'm going to stop buying companies and make companies out of nowhere, just random f****** companies. But I got all the companies. And what happens? Well, the argument that I was having led to, well, these are the people who sort of become ultimately the shady individuals who run the world. Right? Because you're just trying. You're so ambitious, you got to go to the next thing. But what's after a company, okay, Politicians, you got a little sketchier now. You're a little more behind walls, but. Okay, what comes after that? Little by little now, you know, the higher up you are, you could see it a little better. You can see the next. You can see the next up a little better. But all the way from down here. That's too high up. How do we see it?

Cristina: What's the up there thing?

Jack: The next step?

Cristina: Okay, you first.

Jack: It was companies. That was many companies, and it was super mega companies. And it was eventually.

Cristina: It's children's blood somehow.

Jack: Somehow. But this not. Yeah, I guess in this scenario, that would lead to children's blood. But literally, in the case of Jehovah and in the case of Hermes, in the case of all these individuals, maybe it's not even that they are different parts. Maybe it's a unit. Maybe Hermes had to be Hermes. And there was always a Hermes, because there's another pattern that seems to always form. They all have a f****** Naga. What the f***? They all have a Naga. And they're all sort of working towards kind of sort of the same more or less thing. Right. What the f*** is that? They're all kind of sort of doing the same thing for no reason.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We're all kind of sort of doing the same thing. Yeah. Even now we're still doing it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We're all kind of sort of doing the same thing, kind of aiming at this. At this thing that we couldn't. None of us can name. I'm sure somebody can, though.

Cristina: Yeah. This other life that we're creating right now is AI, though.

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. But it's all part of the on moving. And there's shadier, bigger, greater forces also, but those forces are also just another part of this kind of infinitely larger machine. And that again, Jehovah and Hermes were friends, but because they had to be. Because it was part of this thing that had to happen.

Cristina: It had to happen. Yeah.

Jack: Because literally Susan and Eloi were. Because literally Yaldabaoth brought them together. Yaldabaoth Literally said, go find my son. Yes, go, go. Start working together or something.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Figure things out. You need to meet him.

Cristina: Mad bromance, but mad science.

Jack: Mad science.

Cristina: But what's the end goal?

Jack: What's the end goal? That's the only question we have. No, we've never even been close.

Cristina: Not even.

Jack: Not even close. S***'s ridonkulous.

Cristina: But if Jesus is involved, what does that mean? There's too many still questions about what's currently or what's going to happen. I guess.

Jack: Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's like. It's too fuzzy. It's too fuzzy. It's unknown. But it's mind blowing that just this line provides so much information.

Cristina: So it is one dude. Did you solve that problem? You said you were gonna answer that. I don't know if I answered that.

Jack: Yes, this answers that.

Cristina: It is one dude.

Jack: It is one dude. Because Hermes is Enoch. Enoch perfected the philosopher's stone by adding the additional step, the Hermetic seal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The Hermetic seal. Named after Hermes.

Cristina: Okay. Okay. Tada. Amazing.

Jack: So it's always been the same guy?

Cristina: It is. Okay.

Jack: Immortality is a m***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now, other things I found relative to his abilities. He had the ability. We've read this about necromancers before, but this is something that Enoch could do. So just to confirm farther. This is why I put this after that line. Because now it's just too obvious. He could drag beings in and out of H*** and Elfame.

Cristina: He's the word drag beings.

Jack: Yeah. He could like, literally go in and pull them across without them having to die for both Elfame, essentially. So heaven and for h***. So the shadow realm.

Cristina: That's pretty crazy. So he's op. He could drag various.

Jack: Well, this is an interesting. Actually, I read that wrong. He could drag beings from Earthrealm into the shadow realm, and he could drag beings from the shadow realm into Earthrealm. So between Earthrealm and between the shadow realm. Because the next line is the one that's about Elfame, which is he could trap beings from Elfame in either the shadow realm or the Earth Realm.

Cristina: How? It was fairy trees.

Jack: How it was literally described was, is that he can stop souls from returning to heaven.

Cristina: Ah, Cherry.

Jack: He's making sure he can make fairy trees.

Cristina: Interesting. He can stop there. Okay.

Jack: He can stop souls and angels.

Cristina: Yep. Whoa. And angels.

Jack: You can stop souls and angels from getting to heaven.

Cristina: How does that even make sense?

Jack: Okay, additional points. Enoch was known for frequently teaching youths the lessons he'd learned and the disciplines he'd acquired through his travels and his exceptionally long life. This is reading from medieval texts.

Cristina: Okay. Which makes sense because like the current Hermes or the one in. Where is it? Greece.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: He's just teaching people.

Jack: He's just teaching people. Which falls in line with what these people are talking about, Enoch, thus tying those two individuals together. We're really calculating this guy. He might be the only individual which we have at two points this far apart other than Loi, that we could be like, that is really the same dude. Because the furthest distance before then we had were the St. Patrick and. And St. Nicholas.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Which seemed to be relatively active in these times. And still back then. That's 2000. Ish. A little less than that time period. And the other was Jehovah himself. That clocks in at 12,000 years ago, 14,000 years ago, 6,000 years ago, and then again at some point like 4,000 years ago. But this now has Hermes as the longest, other than he's now second place, longest living. Third, if we consider Lilith. Oh. Because it would be Loi clocking in at 3.5 million years, then Lilith clocking in at, weirdly enough, like a hundred and fifty thousand years ago, and then landing again at twelve thousand years ago. And then. Well, actually LOI would be 3.5 million, then 150,000 than 100,000. And then we don't hear from him. Lilith would be 150,000. 100,000. I guess she actually has the largest gap because Lilith jumps from 100,000 all the way to 12,000 years ago. That's an 88,000 year gap.

Cristina: That is a crazy gap.

Jack: She has the second longest behind. Yeah, for sure. Because Loi has millions. Then it's Lilith. So she might be worth looking for because she's touching.

Cristina: She's a necromancer now. Like, we don't. We haven't even thought about that.

Jack: No. Because she's a. A gin.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Jack: There's something weird about her. There's something. But also sizzle seems to have been like, around bro.

Cristina: Yeah. It doesn't seem like gins have life like we have life. Like they're. They don't have the same. They could probably live forever just naturally because their world is so different from ours.

Jack: Interesting. And that's why necromancers must connect to that.

Cristina: To live forever.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: To live as long. I don't know. Like if they can live forever.

Jack: Yeah. I have no idea.

Cristina: But they can live very long.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Especially with Hermes now. He doesn't seem to be clocking in as long as somebody like Lilith or.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or Eloi, but he's still coming in at. That's pretty. A hefty 14, 000 years. Yeah, some. Pulling in some strong numbers. You're around here longer than Jesus, my dude.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Jesus by like, a while. Yeah, you know, by a while.

Cristina: And then we hear him. More recent than Jesus, too.

Jack: We hear him. We clock him at 14, and at 12. We then clock him at 2,300, and then we clock him in at about 200, and then we clock him in at about 700, and then there's no mention of any other individual going by the name of Hermes again. Okay, so he must be dead or going by a different name, which. That means he'll just pop up again because that's a huge gap of time. In every one of those instances, he just dips, vanishes, pops up somewhere else.

Cristina: But always Hermes. No, no, but the nickname is given to him eventually. Is that what's happening?

Jack: So an interesting fact about the name. The name was given to him by Yahweh.

Cristina: What?

Jack: As an honorary Elysian title.

Cristina: It's a title.

Jack: Now, I Obviously, I always. Correct. Based on the knowledge we know. So let's rephrase this. As it's stated, he is given this title by God as stated Yahweh, written at that instant. Yahweh. You know, he's written differently all the time. Written Yahweh in this instance, which we know is Jehovah's Father, by the way, which dates Hermes even farther.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. How is that possible?

Jack: And we don't know how far back that day. Something.

Cristina: Then how does man. He has to have been involved with the other book that came before. What is it? The. The thing. That thing. The. The. The first step before the seal.

Jack: The magnum opus.

Cristina: Yes. Like, even if he didn't write it, he was probably involved in it somehow. If he's that ancient.

Jack: Well, no, because. Because he's human. Therefore, he's from the realm that the first instant made El. Yaldabaoth made the Garden by killing the people in. Well, he made the Forest of Shadows by killing the people of El Fame in there and thus creating the Earth. Yeah. With the Isle of Man being the opposite side and sort of the birthplace of the Earth realm.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And thus Yaldabaoth made the first steps.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He would have to. Okay, now, he didn't know he did. But he did.

Cristina: But he wrote the book.

Jack: I don't know if he. Hermes, wrote the book. Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And he wrote the magnum opus. He wrote it down. Keep in mind, when Zosimos found it, people were attributing it to him as well, calling him the father of alchemy. But now we know that was Hermes.

Cristina: Okay, that's what I was wondering.

Jack: And we know that Zosimos was telling them that even in the notes, it was stating that it was discovered.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Not created. So whoever wrote the notes also discovered it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And now we could just confirm, based on this information, Hermes wrote the notes that Zosimus discovered and that the Elysians had it with them because they were so close to Hermes, that when they left. Because where did Zosimos find the magnum opus?

Cristina: Their old home.

Jack: At their old home of the shores of the Persian Gulf oasis.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: All these f****** dots connect in such a web.

Cristina: Pretty.

Jack: Makes sense, but it makes sense. So Hermes wrote it. And here we have Zosimus literally telling everybody not only did I not make it, the guy who I found this from didn't make it.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And they're all like, oh, no, you're the father of alchemy. But really, it was Hermes. But really, Hermes studied. What? He saw something else do the original. He didn't see the original do it, but he must have seen either. Loi. But I think that's too long ago. But we're bridging something interesting, and I think this is where the next step goes. If he is the first necromancer, he is the godfather of necromancy, the creator of necromancy, and the teacher of the only possible three we can confirm in a possible fourth, then Lilith is who we have to focus on, because she is the only person who would fit in the time frame and the only person who would have seen the stone from within. The first point and the second point. If Jehovah has stones and we see him going to get the fruit to recreate them, and then Eloi actually had them at the time that they made the Stone of Adam and the Stone of Eve, then these two individual moments are unrelated. But there is one person that's related to both moments and the other person that would have maybe crossed paths because. Because necromancy somehow takes you through that world would have been Hermes going to the shadow realm and crossing paths with Lilith, who no longer associates with Jehovah. But no, she then does associate with Jehovah. So does she introduce Hermes to Jehovah?

Cristina: I don't know. She tricks them, though, doesn't she, to use the stone herself.

Jack: She did that with Eloi.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So confusing. Okay. And then they let her back in.

Jack: Jehovah had no problem with her.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And again, it's weird because I don't know if Hermes interact with Eloi at all. We have two now individuals, now that we think about it. We have Hermes and Lilith, who interacted with two different Loi. Loi. Loi and Yahweh. Loi.

Cristina: Oh, that's weird. That's very weird. But what does it mean to the timeline?

Jack: I don't know what does it mean to the timeline? But we know it was a name given to him.

Cristina: Hermes. Yes.

Jack: Title Enoch was the name given to him by Yahweh. By God. Yahweh, as an honorary saint.

Cristina: Oh, Enoch was.

Jack: Enoch is the name given to Hermes.

Cristina: Oh, I thought it was Hermes.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no.

Cristina: Okay, okay.

Jack: Enoch is the biblical name given by Yahweh the Elysian. This is their type of way of speaking.

Cristina: Okay. They gave him the title Enoch. Okay.

Jack: They gave him the title Enoch, but he was Hermes. Yeah.

Cristina: And then he was still Hermes when he was teaching at the school.

Jack: He was always Hermes because he's always Hermes. His name the only. Keep in mind, Enoch doesn't have last name. Weird. So is that his first name or is that his last name? Because her mistress Magistus has a first and last name.

Cristina: Weird.

Jack: Okay, that sounds like a person versus this title Enoch.

Cristina: I guess. I guess.

Jack: Fascinating, right?

Cristina: Yeah. He's got more abilities. Or that's all the abilities. All the important abilities.

Jack: Yeah. I already went through his abilities. The abilities ended when we were talking about. Oh, no, never mind. There was one extra one I totally spun out after I told you that he could trap beings from Alfim. There was one more.

Cristina: What is that?

Jack: This is probably the most important thing.

Cristina: That I told you were just gonna skip.

Jack: I was totally gonna forget about this. I got distracted. This is a weird one, because this language, I didn't even know how to translate it. So we're gonna talk about it. But we know what the h*** it means. But I didn't want to mess it up. I wanted to just put it as it is, and then we're gonna make the obvious conclusion on this one. He could. I don't know why drag was so often used here, but he could drag untainted souls to h***. That's such obvious language that I am. Like, what? Because you're violating everything we know now.

Cristina: Taking good people into. Taking good, innocent people into h***. That's what he said.

Jack: He can take untainted souls to H*** yeah. Now, drag was used, but I'm sure it doesn't literally mean that. I'm sure that this was showing up in these texts. These are biblical texts. That's why they're showing up this way. As opposed to what's probably happening, which is what we know that others have done. Which is like the Judge, he can make a way for people to go.

Cristina: Through the shadow realm.

Jack: The shadow realm without ever having consumed any adrenochrome. That's a whole other level of overpowered.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the Judge saw a rift somewhere. Yeah, just a hole.

Cristina: So you can just. He. You could probably just see these rifts.

Jack: Well, what was that rift to begin with? We never talked about it. That's just a hole.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know.

Jack: This is the hole connecting to the shadow realm. It's a gambin, A code somehow. And you could just step through a place where you'd have to go through a whole process to die first and then get into.

Cristina: Can sense these holes or something. Maybe. Or is it them? Or make them.

Jack: Keep in mind. They could just slip to themselves. Why aren't they just. Are they literally just messing with the fabric? They could just suck whatever.

Cristina: That is crazy. That's too powerful. I mean, they're already Dr.

Jack: Strange. Dr. Strange everywhere. Just whatever I want.

Cristina: That's. That's. Negro mantors are ridiculous.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: This.

Jack: It seems like there's no limit to.

Cristina: How exaggerated they are messing with time. But he can also see the future. He can see everything. He can do he. How's he not a God?

Jack: This sounds like he's a God.

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: This also explains why he would be so removed from giving a crap. Additional details. Hermeticism is attributed purely to Hermes Trismegistus. That's an important weird thing that is not attributed to anybody else. Hermeticism is attributed as having been written by Hermes Trismegistus, which is.

Cristina: He's just explaining how the world reality works.

Jack: How reality works. And it goes in two parts. And there is said to be a third part which used to be one of the two parts which would be the hard part. And the secret part. Right now there's the hard part and a simplified part.

Cristina: There was a secret part.

Jack: Well, the secret part is what nobody gets taught. Like how to be an echo master, presumably.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Old magic. Exactly.

Cristina: Yes. Which I guess would be. The secret part is learning how to use those things that you just.

Jack: Yes, exactly. How to use those parts.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: Because the rules were you have to learn and understand this stuff. Presumably what he meant by the tools, by the technologies and the philosophies of the three realms is really truly understanding hermeticism.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that would then give you the tools that he could then provide the last piece to you.

Cristina: That's crazy. I like it. I like it.

Jack: And it seems that he works this way a lot because again, he found some. He's an innovator. He finds a system and he adds something to make it better.

Cristina: That's amazing.

Jack: That's amazing.

Cristina: It really is. It's really cool.

Jack: The only three individuals we can honestly, truthfully and factually confirm to, most likely based on all this information, be his students. Because they don't fall under, it seems, his name. And it seems their motives don't line up with his whole I' ma teach.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And their locations don't line up with his, and their behavior don't line up with his. They don't go by his name. No. But there's nothing tying them. At least location would have done that, if nothing else. But not even.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So this by default. And because they don't seem as overpowered, it seems that St. Patrick, St. Nicholas and Merlin, all three are lower grade necromancers. Students of.

Cristina: Still pretty powerful.

Jack: Still overpowered, all of them.

Cristina: But yeah, nothing compared to him. Yeah.

Jack: At least in scale. More powerful than Elysians by just default.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is crazy because we calculate Elysian power on the Kardashev scale for how exaggerated they are.

Cristina: They the same? Is one above the other or.

Jack: That's interesting because I would argue Jesus is above the other three. But I don't know where Jesus stands next to Hermes, because now we have a true question of power. Right? Where do those two individuals stand next to each other? It's hard to compare crap from Alfame. It doesn't make sense in sentences like how the h*** am I going to compare? Like a human from the real world and an AI. Like what the f*** am I talking about? But now Jesus versus Hermes, we're talking the same level, more or less.

Cristina: Yeah, it feels like it.

Jack: And Jesus's humanity allows him to be the necromancer. Use the abilities he could have maybe gathered the same way Hermes did.

Cristina: He has to be more powerful. He has to be. He's. I forgot, he's a. He's not just human.

Jack: If it wasn't for. If it wasn't for the fact that we hear from Hermes about 300, 200, 300, and about 700 years after the death of Christ. If it wasn't for that reason, I would have assumed that, like Glycon, Hermes became Jesus. Jesus as part of the process. This was the next step for him. I can't disprove it. This is the theory I was trying to work with because it was working in my mind, but it in my quest. I disproved it because I clocked Hermes at different points, conflicting with Jesus's points.

Cristina: So crazy. But okay, it's not that crazy. So they're not the same.

Jack: No, because we can clock also Hermes and Jesus being mentioned beyond the death of Jesus, which, yes, too bad for you Christians. Jesus is mentioned in other texts after his death in other places quite a while later. If you guys didn't know, you can go look that up. But they. They kind of ran together in different locations at the same time with absolutely different purposes, thus confirming individuality. Yeah.

Cristina: Awesome. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, I was working towards an awesome idea. I was like, totally.

Cristina: This is pretty awesome.

Jack: It's starting to look this way, man.

Cristina: It was. It makes sense. I see. But.

Jack: But no, it's not.

Cristina: Okay. So we still don't know who's the most powerful.

Jack: We don't know who's the most powerful. Now, there is an additional note to make here and we will close on this last bit piece, which is it's possible that if you look at how stories of vampires go, they seem to be very related to Jesus, very related to the whole blood drinking, the whole this, the whole that. But if you really look at stories of Dracula, the ancient vampire, different to all the other vampires, the focus is entirely different. It's less about the blood drinking, it's more about all his other abilities. His ability to just stare at you and hypnotize you. The fact that he's infinitely old in an unfathomable fashion. The fact that he's so intelligent and so wise, and the fact that other vampires are just vampires, but he seems to have abilities and powers.

Cristina: They're like zombies. More the other vampires, they're like animals. Wild animals.

Jack: No, I mean sophisticated vampires. If we consider only all the sophisticated vampires. Not vampires around Dracula.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because you're talking about his bat children. Yeah, they're animals.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Jack: That was his experience.

Cristina: He could turn into wild animals. Not just bats, but like dogs and.

Jack: But now think of even in those stories, what's happening? What was he trying to do even with his children. Perfect. It. The story was the same. The point is the same because I think the narrative is the same. Keep in mind Dracula isn't the first instance of vampire. It's just the one that told the best story. So we're most familiar with it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But Dracula is still based on the elder vampire. And that's a story that's always been around. And the elder vampire is essentially all the characteristics.

Cristina: Like. Are you saying Jesus might also be trying to do what these other people. Because we don't know what he's trying to.

Jack: We don't know. I don't know what Jesus trying to do do. I'm just saying that the stories of Dracula, a vampirism, but specifically Dracula, might be inspired by Hermes, not Jesus. Because the other sophisticated vampires are inspired by Jesus. Yes, the one original, but the one that's about him being ancient and very private and dark and secretive. And you don't know anything about him. And him just looking at you and you just hypnotized. And these vampires not. He makes this. Them look stupid. He could, you know, magic and tricks and poof and whatever. And it's like that's a whole different focus than the ones that, oh, I just got powers. I'm faster and stronger and I could bite you. Like two different ball games. Even if they're both technically vampires.

Cristina: Yeah. So Dracula might be Dracula might be Hermes.

Jack: Yeah, Dracula's. Dracula's literally just the elder vampire. And the elder vampire is an ancient Celtic story.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: About an ancient vampire. It was ancient back then when it was told about an ancient vampire, Hermes. It was just about that kind of guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Maybe specifically him or somebody else who found another way using what we're listening to in that dialogue. Vampire. We know how they got there, but would. At that point they wouldn't be. But then that's crazy because if the elder vampire story is not literally Hermes, then I just randomly talking crazy, concluded that there's maybe another not good version of Hermes that isn't Hermes. That might have actually been the true inspiration behind.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: The elder vampire story.

Cristina: That's not Jesus.

Jack: It's not Jesus. I guess Jesus would be the most likely than. Yeah, he would be more likely than Hermes. Because Hermes doesn't seem like in the blood that way. Other than the murder part.

Cristina: Well, that could be in the blood. I mean, people disappear around him.

Jack: Yeah, but Dracula drinks blood, so maybe.

Cristina: Their guess on what's he doing with all these bodies. Jesus drinks blood, but the bodies lose blood either way.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: To make the stones. Yeah. There's bodies with no blood.

Jack: There's drains.

Cristina: They can be like, how did that happen? They're not going to conclude.

Jack: Oh yeah, you find a bunch of. But hitting it so on the nose is probably because they were right and because the situation. They saw it. They could have guessed anything. They were right. So they didn't guess the right answer. They saw the right answer. That's why they were right. Which means Jesus, not Hermes. Right. Because Jesus would be the one trying to get in the homies of Jesus. So I think the elder vampire would be that. I don't think they would just conclude incorrectly the right answer.

Cristina: Isn't that what you're saying, if it's Jesus?

Jack: No, I'm saying that they would have literally just seen and been talking about Jesus.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So they knew. Not they guessed and thus got it right, but rather they knew the right answer. Okay, they weren't guessing. You said they guessed the right answer.

Cristina: Well, they. No, they weren't guessing the right answer because they were wrong. If they were guessing he was biting them, but Hermes wasn't biting them because he was using their blood to make a stone. Not to.

Jack: Oh, yeah, but they would have been guessing the other guy's story. Yeah, that's what I was getting. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was trying to get to. They would have been guessing the other guy's correct story for that same situation.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Thus meaning that other guy's story that matches the already existing description.

Cristina: Okay. So it has to be Jesus.

Jack: Yeah, it's probably the right one. So I was probably wrong. I made that note thinking it made sense, but in talking about it, I have convinced myself out of it, and now it makes. Because Hermes is not associated with drinking blood.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Jesus is literally trying to convince individuals to do that. Not for nefarious reasons necessarily, but his method involved it.

Cristina: Yes, for sure. There's got to be some. Something there. Yeah. So he's not. He's not Dracula.

Jack: Oh, he's not Dracula. I was excited about that one, too. D***.

Cristina: No, I'm not. I'm not happy about that. I wish. I wish, but I wish he was.

Jack: Well, Jesus was. It's fine. Hermes. Apparently many people and apparently old as h*** and apparently new Yahweh. Which means look more into Hermes because.

Cristina: Maybe somehow we can get a mention, connect to Lilith.

Jack: We got to see if he can connect to Lilith and if he can connect to Yahweh. Interesting.

Cristina: We might have something. Yeah.

Jack: Following Hermes down the rabbit hole now.

Cristina: Yeah.

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Rambling 241: The Forest of Shadows

What connects us to the Shadow Realm so deeply? Why do the Mayans continue to reveal deeper and deeper roots associated with the Egyptians? And how do the Sea People have such massive advancements on even the most technological of civilizations? Trying to find any information on the Shadow Realm after consistent data shows ancient research teams contained Jinn and other Shadow Realm creatures as members, the duo are taken far back in time into the past of the Persians, back when they were still known as the Sumerians. What pops up in this research answers questions the duo didn’t even know they had, but leave new standing questions behind.

Rambling 241: The Forest of Shadows
  • Sumerians
  • The Persians
  • Shamash
  • Judge for the Jinn
  • Ganzir
  • Cizin
  • Ix Chel the Prodigy
  • Inanna and the Fruit of Knowledge
  • El
  • The Forest of Shadows
  • The Bridge of Realms

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Ramblin Podcast. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I am your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is a show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. That's my best impression of Jerry Seinfeld. That was the most impressive and baffling. Not even impressive. Baffling ideas. What's the deal with airline food? That's what he sounds like to me. What's the deal? What's the deal with airline food?

Cristina: I don't think it sounds like him, but that's definitely something he would say.

Jack: Bare minimum. It's his cadence, even if it's not like his voice. Right. He has like that weird drag. Oh, my God, he has that thing going on. Even if I don't sound like him, his cadence is there is the substance of what makes up his kodansi. Yes, his kodansai. So listen to me, bruh.

Cristina: I'm listening.

Jack: We've been deep diving into s***. Look, a couple of episodes ago, we stumbled upon the Sun Gods. And that was some crazy nonsense about people making a scientific group together with people from the Shadow Realm and some Naga and some. Some Egyptians. And it was weird.

Cristina: It was very weird. Yeah.

Jack: And we were like, wow, people working with the Shadow Realm. But we. We got there by chasing the Naga through Oros. And then I was like, how do I do. I know the Mayans are connected somehow because they always usually show up. It seems the Mayans and the Egyptians are the two most connected groups among all the people, and they're across the world from each other. And so I was like, we gotta look and follow this path right back to the Mayans next time. Which we did. And what did we stumble upon?

Cristina: The Moon Gods. I don't remember.

Jack: No, that's from the Shadow Realm. That's all right. That's what we're calling the people in the Shadow Room for the Universe. I don't remember the Earth Gods. Yeah. Which are essentially a bunch of botanists trying to make life out of plants and stuff, which was interesting and weird, but it was consistent. There was a bunch of Earth Realm people, a bunch of Shadow Realm people, and Naga again. Working together. Working together. And then one really weird part about that was a confusing tidbit at the very end where there's just some stuff that says, oh, yeah, oh yeah, there's.

Cristina: Research in the Shadow Realm.

Jack: Yeah, there's research, not research in the Shadow Room. We don't know that for a fact. They brought. Somebody gave them. Yeah, I guess there's research in the shadow room. It's portal research.

Cristina: The portal research came from the shadow realm. Yeah, that's what that was. Yes.

Jack: But then alternatively, the sea people made a portal for the Mayans, and that was weird.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Anyways, I know a lot of the time it seems like it's very disconnected because I have the imagery and I never bring it in because I just pull out the data and the information, extract that, and kind of keep moving forward from that point. But I. I felt it was necessary maybe for you to look at the actual imagery that connects a lot of this stuff. So I just put them all together because I found the location that was all putting it. And it's like this is how intensely similar these two cultures are looking at the same things, the same visuals, the same structures. And they claim that they were given all the specs by the sea people. So their civilizations were developed by the blueprints that the sea people provided. Here's the entrance of some temples.

Cristina: Is the choice of the entrance importance in some way?

Jack: No, it's just architecture provided by the sea people.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: From one all the way in Mexico and the other one in Egypt. Very far apart. More structural similarities. Structure similar. It's gonna get way weirder.

Cristina: What is this?

Jack: Here you got this little T shape that matters and then the little curvy uppy thingy. And here you got the T shape with a little curvy uppy thingy. The difference is the Mayans had a lot of sculptures, as opposed to the Egyptians that had a lot of hieroglyphs.

Cristina: What does that mean? What could you guess about what the image is, or.

Jack: Well, over time, we have enough references that we can pull stories out of them. And when you compare notes, a lot of it is identical. But these are mainly, we're talking architecture and art, how identical they are. Because if I showed you text, they look very different. There's no point. What they're saying is the same, but then we gotta deep dive into that. So it's irrelevant to show you images of those unless you could read them both in their vein of tongues. But this is just consistently like, this is a weird one. The two lions facing away from each other. Now, we know lions aren't even for the Egyptians or the Mayans. It's what the sea people worship.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Anywhere the sea people are, we see these very detailed sculptures of lions. So here are two lions in some cases, connected by this kind of cross symbol.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The circle and then you have the lions again connected, but there's no cross symbol.

Cristina: There's no cross on, but they're still.

Jack: Connected and facing away from each other more or less the same way with a kind of barrier division in the middle. It's going to get weirder and weirder. It's exactly the same image as before.

Cristina: That's Egyptian. And that's what weird.

Jack: Right?

Cristina: Okay, that was. That's weird. His face is. Do you know who?

Jack: Well, it reminds me of Buddha. But interesting enough, the Mayan version of this is scary. Well, it's ancient. It looks significantly more ancient. And what's interesting about it is, are they. Who are they depicting? If they are both showing us an individual that looks the same. Is this what the sea people look like?

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: You see that? I found that interesting. This is the most vivid version of like a human face that they both have going on. It has the features of human face. Is that what the sea people look like in our current day cultures that came from the Persians and that came from the Mayans. Based on the sea people is like those red dots. The, you know, the tribal look. Was it adopted because they were following these people who were like gods to them.

Cristina: What are we looking at there? What's that?

Jack: We're looking at the dot on the forehead of a face. The dot on the forehead of a face. Just weird that this was a consistency through both of them. Dot on the forehead, the dot on the forehead. This got weird because I've seen both of these and I never connected. The fact that they're. It's a take on the same thing. It is.

Cristina: I have no idea what the first one is. I've never seen the Mexican.

Jack: It's like a human animal type of thing.

Cristina: Mm. Is it as big?

Jack: I don't. I have no idea what the scale is. I know the Sphinx is pretty large, but this is another real particular interesting kind of too exact thing going on.

Cristina: What exactly.

Jack: We got what's essentially a snake with two hands that the snake is laying on and they're kind of creating the same shape.

Cristina: Oh, those are the snake.

Jack: It's the coiled body of something. And it's weird that the structure is exactly the same. One Egyptian and the other Mayan. What weird.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Such identical stuff going on. Either they saw symbols or something very weird. Again, here we got the guy trapped in the thing with the two people. What's happening? Portal.

Cristina: That looks. Yes, portal.

Jack: Are they sending somebody somewhere?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What's happened?

Cristina: That's. So that's a portal. Snow, I don't know, but it's so similar. Whoa. What is happening there?

Jack: What ritual is taking place here? We have a man standing over another person, another person crowning them or about to bash them in the head or something. And the hat the guy has is the same. Why? Why is that the case here? That's the weirdest part. You just got people dress identical across the Earth from each other.

Cristina: That is weird.

Jack: Very odd. Very strange. These are less related. It's just interesting how they structured these the same when they don't normally write this way. The Egyptians do, but the Mayans don't. Yet the Mayan still had laid out in a similar fashion these little cube structure things, the same way that the Egyptians would normally lay out their hieroglyphs. Also, the eye of Ra is that eyeball there, which is the snake, the serpent.

Cristina: Oh, that's the serpent's eye.

Jack: Yeah. Is the eye of rock. What the f*** is happening here? How is this hallway identical?

Cristina: I don't know. That doesn't make sense.

Jack: None of this makes sense. All of these things, the structure of their ancients were identical. The layout to the pyramids were identical. Here we have even more. This is. What's. This is the most interesting one. This is actually the last slide here, the seven points.

Cristina: What do you mean? Oh, okay. There's seven dots.

Jack: There's seven dots. These three creatures in India, Russia and Mexico have the seven heads happening.

Cristina: Yeah. Like seven snakeheads or something.

Jack: Yeah. But then you go into the structural version of them and you have again, India, that happens to have the three dots. Egypt has the three dots. Dots. And the Iranians and the Iraqis, basically the other Persians also had those dots.

Cristina: Okay. And which was the first three?

Jack: It was India, Russia and Mexico. So we have India connecting in two different points, having both variants, which then connects to Mexico. So we have the Middle east down here and we have the South America and then the Northeast.

Cristina: Weird.

Jack: Just everybody having the same visuals. Interesting enough. I've never seen the mention of Russia in any of this. And this is quite fascinating because. Why?

Cristina: You gotta look through their ancient history.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like, gotta go way back.

Jack: It's. It's interesting, right?

Cristina: It's the weirdest thing, huh? But I wonder, what's the difference? Because why wouldn't they all choose the body version, like in. I guess.

Jack: No, it's just different representations. They wouldn't have the same art. But they're depicting the same things in their individual art. That's what's fascinating here.

Cristina: Yeah. Well, you haven't come across anything that. That could be representing?

Jack: No, I have no idea what the seven headed whatever or the seven points are, but they seem to be represented across both.

Cristina: Unless this is just another version of. I forgot what those creatures are called.

Jack: The Jinn. You think these are Jinn?

Cristina: No, the snake people.

Jack: Oh crap. I mean we do have one of them. It's literally a Medusa esque kind of thing going on.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So these could definitely be the Naga.

Cristina: No. Yeah, we know they come in different forms and stuff. They don't look the same from the ones we've seen in the past.

Jack: So what I do find the most interesting. Really? Really. Is this center shadow looking version from Russia that gives me shadow creature vibes.

Cristina: So it might not be a Naga.

Jack: Well, no. The other two give me Naga feels. For real?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then down here when we look at just the dots themselves, it's very different. It doesn't give me the vibe of either this representative of something that makes.

Cristina: Me feel like it's even more shadow people related.

Jack: The abstract, obscure nature of it.

Cristina: Right. Yeah.

Jack: The hidden we must. Unless this is somehow representing something from the sea. People who are even more hidden than the things in the shadow realm.

Cristina: Or we do have that one random story of the snake who would wasn't happy where he was at so he popped up somewhere else and became the God. Yeah. Like this could be just one of those stories. One of those creatures deciding no, because.

Jack: These are inside of other civilizations that were respected. Like Egypt had its leader who was not.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it doesn't apply that logic doesn't hold.

Cristina: That's true now.

Jack: Interesting. Right? I know I don't normally show you the imagery that I stumble upon while.

Cristina: Doing this research, but it is interesting.

Jack: But it's interesting and it's there. There's a lot of connection. I like that. I found this sort of like a lot connected all in one shot so I don't have to like fish them individually. So I was trying to find out because we've gotten mentions of shadow people hanging out with the minds and shadow people hanging out with the Egyptians. And so we know that people came from the shadow realm and we had people who weren't from the shadow realm abandon earthrealm and head to the shadow Realm. Abraxas particularly. So I went on a deep dive to find out whatever I could. And it took me way further back than I thought it would. But where we've been before, somehow it seems like the shadow realm had significantly more connections to us the further back we go.

Cristina: What do you mean, like, the further.

Jack: Back we go in time, the more access we casually had. The more forward in time we go, the more sealed up it seems to get.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: As opposed to us starting to build away there now we shut it in a rediscovering away it seems to be. So following this trail, I went back to the Persians. Weirdly enough, it took me.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The Persians are kind of where it all began. The sea people who exist in the neck of the Persian Gulf, also known as the Persian Gulf Oasis.

Cristina: So you found out more about them before they.

Jack: Well, not necessarily. More going backwards when they were still called the Sumerians. So we have to unpack the Sumerians to come up with some kind of baffling details that I didn't know about before. But it's because we began where the sea people were because unicorns took us to the sea people. So we made that our starting point instead of going back and seeing like, okay, what else is there?

Cristina: Where did they come from before they left? Okay. What?

Jack: So the Persians, back when they were known as the Sumerians. Let us begin. There was a man named Shamash.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He was a Sumerian. We're not gonna keep calling them Sumerians. I'm just calling them Persians for the sake of us understanding who we're talking about. But all the Sumerians are Persians. So a Persian judge. A Persian judge known to shortcut through the underworld to reach his place of work. I read that, and I'm like, what the. Somebody's just casually coming in and out.

Cristina: That's just a normal thing in his.

Jack: Normal thing in his life. So Shemesh became well known by the Djinn and was employed in being a judge for the region of the shadow realm in which he'd venture this is just some Sumerian story.

Cristina: I mean, he is. He's not a judge in the. No, he is human world.

Jack: No, he is. He was just cutting path through the shadow realm. He somehow just found a way to get in.

Cristina: But he was judging them too.

Jack: He was using a shortcut. Yes, through the shadow realm to get to work.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: His work wasn't in the shadow realm.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Shortcut means you're cutting through there.

Cristina: No, but it sounded like you also said something about.

Jack: Well, he was. Became familiar with the Djinn and was then employed by them to be a judge there too.

Cristina: That's exactly what I said. So he was. Me. He was a judge.

Jack: He specifically said he wasn't a judge in. Oh, yeah, he's a judge. He began as A judge in Earth Realm is the important detail here.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then he shortcut it so frequently that he became familiar with the gin in the paths he was kind of taking. They became familiar with what he does and they're like, wait, your job is to judge people and give a verdict of sorts. Do that for us.

Cristina: It's weird, but okay.

Jack: Very strange. He told his sister Inanna of this path he'd found and the people he'd met traveling through through it, and of his. This peculiar tree. He found a weird tree he found in this forest. Because he was cutting through a forest. Inanna asked to see it personally. And one day on his way to work, she accompanied him through the path, right to the tree. She took a bite of the tree's fruit.

Cristina: What's gonna happen?

Jack: And was suddenly filled with an immense rush of knowledge unknown to those in the Overworld.

Cristina: What? It was just there. It was just there. Whoa. Why was it just there? And did he end up doing the same?

Jack: There was no mention of that. She took a bite of the fruit in the Shadow Realm. She just found a tree. Well, he found the tree in the Shadow Realm. Brought his sister. She bit a fruit in the Shadow Realm. And then. Just knowledge.

Cristina: Whoa. So that's just a normal tree. There's nothing special about that tree.

Jack: It was just a tree.

Cristina: I mean, over there, like, it's very special to us, but, like, it's just a tree over there. There was nothing protecting it. There was no nada. It was just. She just picked the fruit from it.

Jack: Now going backwards gets way weirder than us moving forward and finding connections, because the more back we go, the more dots that are just casually mentioned together.

Cristina: Okay, but is that the end of her story?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Ganzir is an underworld palace ruled by the queen Ereshkigal and her family. They were chosen as the rulers of the region by the leader of the Shadow Realm, Sizen.

Cristina: I don't understand.

Jack: Sizen is exactly the same name that the Mayans used to describe the member of the Earth Gods that came from the Shadow Realm claiming to be the leader of the Shadow Realm. These are the f****** Sumerians, Persians way the h*** over there claiming. Oh, no, the leader's the same guy.

Cristina: Okay, but he chose one of the.

Jack: Just somebody else in the Shadow Realm to watch over this palace, this region. Okay, the weird part here is that they used the same name to describe the guy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like how again, you guys are divided by a f****** ocean, like, way long ago. How the h*** were you guys communicating? They're not even Persians yet. Mayans haven't happened yet.

Jack: How the f*** is this so on point?

Cristina: But the people know about this story?

Jack: I mean, yes, that's how we found out about it. Okay, through hieroglyphs and old texts. So, yes, they must have. Now, Geshtina, a botanist of the Genseer People. The Genseer palace is the one that's being ruled by the family chosen by SZM and Geshtinana.

Cristina: These are our Shadow People?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Geshtinana is a botanist of the Gandir People. Interesting. To a degree. A botanist in the Shadow Realm. Interesting. Whatever though. Until the next line here. Her younger sister, Ixchel. Is that name Platonic prodigy? Yes. She was also a member of the Earth Gods.

Cristina: She's the wife of that guy?

Jack: Yes. Yes, she is.

Cristina: What? These are the same names?

Jack: These are the same exact names. How?

Cristina: How?

Jack: Yep. Okay, but then when I just showed you the structures, like how.

Cristina: Yeah, that wasn't like Persia. Like, if we go to the time you're talking about, is there still stuff, art and etc from that time?

Jack: No, these writings predate those structures.

Cristina: Okay, because what did their art look like? Were they showing the same stories too?

Jack: I don't know. I think a lot of the events happen following this. Keep in mind that the events that we talk about on average, are after these people have already united with the other ones, the Earth Gods. Is these people after they've met the other people? Okay, right now we're talking about these people before they met the other people. We're talking about Ixchell and Susan before they met Izamna. You know, before Idzamna met Ra.

Cristina: Ridiculous.

Jack: Okay, weird. But her younger sister, this Shadow Realm botanist, had a younger sister prodigy called Ixcham, who we know later is the wife of Vidzamba. Okay, now you wanted to know again about Shemesh's sister, so let's give you some more details about Shemesh's sister. The judge who wandered through the Shadow Realm. Who the f*** knows how he came in to know the younger sister of Shemesh and the first Overworlder to consume what they referred to as a fruit of knowledge.

Cristina: Of course they do. Of course. Okay.

Jack: Travels to the Shadow Realm with frequency. After familiarizing herself with it, she starts just kind of going on without them. Like it, I've already been here. I know how to get here. Well, now it's unclear how the h*** they're getting here. That part is not elaborated. I looked. I was trying to find out how the h*** how Are you just wandering into the Shadow Room? There must have been some gates somewhere that they've stumbled upon. They're probably wandering to the top of a mountain and popping up somewhere else. Yes, that's my theory. They all are also Persians, which tells me you're probably going to Mount. Probably just going to Mount Kaf. It's.

Cristina: That's probably where you're taking to it at all.

Jack: They don't hint to it at all. But also my cough is in the middle of a body of water. You taking a boat here every day? How are you getting to the mountain? It can't be. There has to be another way. There has to be another way. I don't know how, but maybe there.

Cristina: Was a path to the mountain that was built on the water and we just haven't found that story.

Jack: Could be 100%. Who knows? Now Inanna befriends Gannanana and Ixchel.

Cristina: I can't remember these names.

Jack: The wife of Itzamna.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: When she's just a little girl.

Cristina: It befriends this other person. Sister.

Jack: The judge's sister.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Who keeps entering. She seems to be passing through the palace. The palace must be nearby. The one that sizen. This God of Death from the Shadow Realm. The one that he appointed this family to. And these are the botanists from that palace. And Inanna meets these people and befriends them.

Cristina: Weird.

Jack: And they bond over the knowledge of their respective realms. Ixchell, consumed with curiosity, decides to alternate every six months with Inanna. And they would swap places. I'll spend six months over there and then back over here. And when I'm over here, you're over there. When you're over there, I'm over here. I'll just keep swapping places every six months.

Cristina: I wonder why.

Jack: They just wanted. They were so curious about each other's worlds.

Cristina: Yeah, okay.

Jack: But after only a single trip, they decided to swap places permanently.

Cristina: Whaaaat? Whaaat?

Jack: They didn't even do the six month thing?

Cristina: No. Wow. They're just like, nope, I'm in love now.

Jack: Yep. Inanna remains in Ganzir palace for the remainder of her life. And Ixshl remains in the Overworld for the remainder of her life.

Cristina: We don't really know what's the end.

Jack: Of her story of Inanna. Have no idea.

Cristina: Or I guess either of their stories.

Jack: Ixchil's story is to be part of the Mayan group and the Earth gods.

Cristina: Yeah, but like what happens to them? You don't know?

Jack: She marries itzamna she develops data storing technology. We know a lot of her life based on.

Cristina: We don't know what their conclusion.

Jack: No. As far as we know so far, no. And we have no idea what happens to Inanna because finding out what happens in the Shadow Realm without people coming back and telling us seems to be impossible. Yeah, seems to be impossible as of now. Now, Nettie, following the wandering of Shamash into the underworld, Sizen, the God of death, the ruler of the Shadow Realm, instructed Nettie to protect the portal.

Cristina: So there's a portal, of course, in.

Jack: And out of the Shadow Realm. He was shortly thereafter titled the gatekeeper of the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: So. But then this makes it seem like there's only one way in and out.

Jack: It was just that way that they were getting through.

Cristina: Okay. The humans.

Jack: Yeah. There was a way that somebody that they found and people were getting through it.

Cristina: Yes. And he was like, you're gonna protect this portal? Because so far, maybe there's just one.

Jack: There's probably many portals, but nobody seems to know how to go through them. Yeah, except this one. That's somehow casual.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Bellet Sari stationed with Nadi at this gateway to the Shadow Realm. She was in charge of recording, logging and reporting on any and all beings to come through the gates. With exception for Inanna and Shamesh, who had free passes.

Cristina: Cool.

Jack: Now a couple of more details about Sizen that we are quite familiar with to some degree. Sizen is the leader of all the Djinn in the Shadow Realm. We know that he's considered the highest being there. He is a God of sorts, a demonic godlike creature, even according to the Djinn. So the jinn are the human of the Shadow Realm. And they consider Susan some Unjinn, like other creature, some demonic powerful entity.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Out of everybody we have talked about unto this day, we can honestly break everyone down into being just another person. Either somebody who's consumed the fruit, somebody who has drunk blood, somebody who has done something weird to get abilities, or somebody who's using science to be there. With the exception for Mab that we have no explanation for. Assuming they are also just some sort of a scientist at a really high caliber in the Kardashev scale. And sizz it, they might be the.

Cristina: Same or similar things.

Jack: They might be similar things. It still seems that based on the idea of what Mab is, she might have created the Shadow Realm. Which means Szan must be below her. Unless he's not originally from there and he also comes from where she comes from. There's no way to know yeah.

Cristina: There's no way to know. That's complicated. But she's supposed to have made the Shadow Realm.

Jack: She made the Shadow Realm and Earthrealm and all the creatures within the Alphane.

Cristina: Okay. Man, that's a lot of work. Okay.

Jack: Who knows? It could have been instant. It could have been like the Hedron Collider. We don't really do much work. We turn it on, slam two atoms into each other. It took a fraction of a second. Done. We made an entire universe inside there. Like she could be that just running the computer.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's just fascinating. There's a creature who is not like the other Jinn. Like, they are really considering him something different. Something elevated, something escalated. Inanna is just a chick. Shemesh is just a guy.

Cristina: But they don't use the word God, do they? To describe him.

Jack: The Djinn allegedly call Sizen a demonic godlike creature.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So he's something so overpowered in their eyes, they're not even considering him a creature like the rest of what they're used to within their world. He is somehow unrelated to everything else they see in the Shadow Realm. That's just normal to them.

Cristina: Okay. Some demon, God, creature thing.

Jack: Okay. Some whole other thing. Everybody else we have broken down all the way until we know that they are a scientist. A person who acquired something. Something that makes them seem godly to people. Yeah, but Mabin, Susan are exceptions to that rule.

Cristina: I wonder if they're similar to each other. We don't know enough.

Jack: We don't know enough. I know at least the Shadow Realm itself is a product of man. But we don't know if Susan is. Was he made from within the Shadow realm or did he go to the Shadow Realm?

Cristina: Yeah, or she made him to watch over it like she did so many other creatures of.

Jack: Yes. Is he still made by her but not from the Shadow realm?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Fascinating. And if he isn't made by her, why is he in the Shadow realm? Because it would mean he is like her. But then would that mean the Mayans are more overpowered than the Egyptians? And maybe even the sea people?

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Then again, the sea people are godly just through science.

Cristina: Yes, they win. I mean, they're the ones sharing everything with everyone.

Jack: Yeah. They have escalated to a point so far that Mab is shook that she is taken aback by the scale and power of these guys. Her own means to cap off power did not work.

Cristina: And probably the shadow people feel the same way about them. We don't know about the sea people. Yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's Completely possible. We only know of their ventures through the Overworld, but God d***, bro. It really seems like at this point, if Sizen, this godlike creature, joins the Earth people and still ends up relying on advances provided by the sea people, like, wow, what does that mean?

Cristina: What does that mean?

Jack: How high up on the Kardashev scale? Because, okay, we just got to think about the ancient Egyptians and the fact that if the great Void is in fact them, that's stars among stars among stars among stars or galaxies, depending. I'm not even sure.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If it's entire galaxies, like, how far up the Kardashian scale are they? They're trapping entire galaxies within.

Cristina: And if they are doing that, they only got that way because of the sea people. Like, they're just sea people up there.

Jack: Yeah, the sea people are so beyond that. Most of space is just a plaything to them. They just happen to home base here.

Cristina: We're just so good at hiding everything.

Jack: Yeah. It's absurd, right? So unaware of when he came to exist, but powerful enough for most Shadow Realm creatures to fear and respect him. The Djinn consideration a God. Now, a story I found from Susan, as provided by the Sumerians, aka the Persians.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: 2 million years bc this is a story by the Sumerians 2 million. 2 million years ago.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I'm not saying the Sumerians were around 2 million years ago, but the Sumerians are claiming the story happened 2 million years ago.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: A man from the Overworld. I don't know how informed you are on things, but a man from the Overworld named El ventures into the Shadow Realm. Sizen did not like this at first, but spared the man. Upon multiple visits, El and Sizen befriended one another. Szin tells El of the Forest of Shadows.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: A Shadow Realm forest inhabited by many powerful Shadow Realm creatures. A place most Djinn avoid. And those who don't, rarely return with.

Cristina: Magical fruits in them.

Jack: Curious of this place. L visits the forest alongside citizen. Now, things you should know that make this very, very, very interesting. As we know, Jesus is a Persian, particularly from the Persian Gulf oasis, AKA a sea person. He claims to be the son of Jehovah. Proven wrong. But Jehovah is also a sea person. Yes, a sea person, particularly high in caliber. Probably the leader of the sea people. Seems to be that in all of these instances, the most educated, most informed individual, kind of like ancient cultures used to work, is the leader. And based on all information we have, Jehovah is the top of the food chain, including of the. When it Comes to the garden and the fruits and just everything. Just everything. Adam and Eve. All of the above, yes. If we look at Jewish text, the order is starting all the way Christianity and moving our way back. Jesus, Jehovah, Yahweh, Chaim. Then El, oftentimes considered Elfrim is. They're both one. If you go far back enough. The gist of gods in Abrahamic religions is a man named El.

Cristina: What time? I do remember that name.

Jack: And the Sumerians claim a man named El befriended a God named Susan in the Shadow Realm two million years ago.

Cristina: The most ancient sea people. I mean, we know they were so far back, like, so impossibly far back.

Jack: 2.5 million years ago.

Cristina: 2.5 million. Okay, this makes sense.

Jack: This is fitting perfectly into the timeline.

Cristina: Oh, was Alhaim the two names like the wife and husband or something?

Jack: So there's a million variants of this. Alheim is two brothers, Elheim is one individual. Alheim is husband, wife.

Cristina: Oh, okay, okay. But so far, yeah, we at least.

Jack: Known when it's broken up into two individuals, El comes first, time comes second. Oftentimes it's considered one.

Cristina: Alheim is El by himself ever in these stories?

Jack: Yes. You'll see L by himself. You'll never see Heim alone.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Chaim is always part of L. L is not always part of him. Okay, so El, Chaim or El, but never just Chaim.

Cristina: Okay, so we don't know if Chaim is real or not.

Jack: No, it's possibly that based on the elusiveness of this, one of two things is going on. Chaim is literally just another name for L or part of his name. And his nickname is L. Or Heim is the actual first shadow individual to encounter, and that's why he's more elusive than El is. So whatever. Jehovah of Dark, if we follow that train all the way up, we land at Heim, presumably. Okay, but there's no way to prove that. That's just a theory. As to the elusiveness of the second part of the name, it's more likely that it's just Elkhrame.

Cristina: It'll be interesting if that. That part of the name pops up somewhere. But. Okay, yeah. Whoa.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Whoa. In fact, that was a really interesting thing to come across.

Cristina: The story they have.

Jack: That's a story they have.

Cristina: That doesn't make sense. Or it does make sense. It's crazy.

Jack: Well, what's interesting is that means 2 million years ago. So if we follow the timeline 2.5 million years ago, we have these people making tools Primitive tools. Which means 5 million years go by. I mean, 500,000 years go by. That's enough time. That's more time than when we began to. Now, we've only been around 100,000 years. They would have 400,000 more years than we would. We've only been around 100,000 years. They would have 400,000 more years Than we would. From the point that they made their first tools to the moment the L meets sizzle. That's how long ago this would have been the first. This is, as of now, the first encounter between an Overworlder and a Shadow Realm individual.

Cristina: Wait, in this story, though, he takes him to the garden. Is that the end of that story?

Jack: No, garden. To a forest.

Cristina: To the forest. Okay. That was the end of that story, though.

Jack: Like the Forest of Shadows?

Cristina: Yes. No fruits involved? No. He ate something in that trip.

Jack: As far as we know now.

Cristina: Okay. I feel like that's where that would lead.

Jack: Okay, well, let's then investigate the Forest of Shadows.

Cristina: Oh, you have information on the forest. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Okay, so part of the forest through which she mesh would shortcut to work and where the tree Inanna grabbed a fruit from was located. So the same forest that El visited. As we know, a hundred. I mean, a thousand B.C. an overworld man appears as recorded by Belit Sari, the one that Susan put alongside Nettie to record anybody who came through. This is known because we have Shemesh, who is the judge for the Djinn as well. So we have, interestingly, a man working in both realms who can report on anything that has to do with the people he's working with. Okay, so, thousand BC an overworld man appears as recorded by Bellat City and claims to. And claims to have a note discussing the location and the contents of the forest. He asks permission of passage and it is granted. Actually, no, I said a thousand. This is 10,000 BC.

Cristina: 10,000.

Jack: 10,000 BC. So this is 10,000 years before Christ.

Cristina: He has a letter.

Jack: Note. He has a note. He's. He made a note?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Somebody gave him or something or he found it or whatever that says where the forest is and what is in the Forest of Shadows. Man is unnamed.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Just some guy.

Cristina: But they just let him through.

Jack: Yeah, he's like, look, I got. So he had some form of clearance, some awareness. Somebody was like, oh, yeah, green light, this guy.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Which is weird already.

Cristina: That is weird.

Jack: You got a Gatekeeper and you got a person recording everything so you can know what the h*** is happening. And this dude, you've never seen 10,000 years before. Christ rolls up and he's like, look, I got a note. And it says that there's a forest here. These things in the forest.

Cristina: Weird.

Jack: And then he's just granted passage.

Cristina: That is so weird.

Jack: Very weird. The man is reported to have picked one of every fruit he saw before leaving the forest.

Cristina: They were just cool with that. Whoa. He's a sea person. I don't know.

Jack: I think that was Jehovah.

Cristina: Still a sea person, but still a sea person.

Jack: I think that was Jehovah. I think Jehovah rolled up. He had. He what note? How? Who? Where'd you get it? Where the h*** did this come from? You were just looking through your, like, great grandfather's whatever the h***, and you found the thing and you're like, oh, f***.

Cristina: Oh. Gave him that now. Which I guess would be his great.

Jack: Grandfather or whatever either gave it to him, or he found it looking through old something something. Somehow he stumbled upon this. And he knew exactly where to go and exactly what to look for. Weird. So, story of the Tree of Knowledge. There is a story inscribed on an ancient Iranian temple. It suggests that El investigated a tree within the Forest of Shadows. He concluded that the trees within the forest were twisted and contorted, dry and odd, although alive and fruitful, because they were the roots to trees located somewhere in the Overworld.

Cristina: So it's like the Upside Down. He's telling us. Oh, my gosh. No. What? The Shadow Realm was the Upside down world.

Jack: What we already knew. It was a weird, warped version, but that's even weirder.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: He hypothesized that the fruits of these trees would allow creatures of the Shadow Realm passage into Earthrealm, and that fruits from the branches in the earthrealm would allow earthrealm creatures passage into the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: That would explain the judge. He probably had one of those fruits to find the path.

Jack: He had an overworld fruit he had no idea of and found easy passage into the Shadow realm. Then his sister must have eaten the same thing too, to just be able to casually go.

Cristina: He would know about that. Oh, man. Oh, this is out, right? Telling the story. He man. So then, yeah, he had to have told the sea people about the forest, and that's why that guy went into there to get all those fruits.

Jack: If he's even around. Again, he had a note. Nothing says anybody told him. He just.

Cristina: No, but he probably wrote that note.

Jack: Or Jehovah gathered information, and that's too random how? If your great grandfather already collected the information.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So he wrote it, give you the information? No, he didn't have to.

Cristina: But he did write it down.

Jack: He didn't have to write it down either. He could have just told stories throughout time. And this guy just. Or maybe he was a researcher himself again, he wanted to go investigate with Susan, his friends, like, oh, let's go look. I'm curious. Although it never said that l was a scientist or anything, it was just a guy that led to the creation of this symbol that shows up in.

Cristina: Many cultures, which is a fruit of knowledge, Shadow realm.

Jack: No, it's not a fruit of knowledge. It's a tree that exists in both the Overworld and underworld, where the roots are in the underworld and the branches are in the Overworld.

Cristina: Yes, yes, yes.

Jack: That's everywhere that exists throughout cultures.

Cristina: Throughout cultures.

Jack: Many cultures have the same imagery in many different ways.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Usually depicting some sort of infinity symbol equivalent where there are two equal sides standing up, a bubble on top, a bubble on the bottom, branches on top, branches at the bottom, hourglass shape or something with a line down the middle depicting equality on both ends. Even the yin yang symbol is sort of discussing the concepts that within the dark there is part of the light, and within the light there is part of the dark.

Cristina: See? See? Ooh, that's pretty cool. So that's just a representation, though, of the shadow realm and how connected we are to them.

Jack: Yes. This is how tight they get. Now, notice there is no mention of Elfame in this image.

Cristina: No, because we don't know anything about it.

Jack: No, we don't know. Crap.

Cristina: Even if it was connected this way, we wouldn't know how.

Jack: And it would be in some other way we're not understanding. It could be right in front of us and we're not getting it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This could be. This image could be already informed and we still don't understand how because we don't have the perspective to notice.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How this image is discussing the Elfham.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: We have no point of reference.

Cristina: It's true. What? It could be right there in our face and we have no idea.

Jack: If we think the shadow people are elusive and all we're getting is shreds from people who've either been there or left there. How much more elusive is Elfame? And that being said, Susan, the highest being within the Shadow Realm. Mab, the highest being within Elfhame. Jehovah isn't the highest being in the Overworld. He's not. He's just another guy.

Cristina: Yeah, because there's no highest being there.

Jack: Might be. And it's not L either, because L is just some other guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now, as far as we know, Susan gave L the respect he deserved. That's weird. He didn't have to do that. But he also did that with random humans.

Cristina: You think there's someone that rules this earth sign that's equal to come back.

Jack: To the name that we have no information on. Heim. What the h*** is Heym if it's not part of L? Why can we come across L, but we don't come across Heim by itself. We come across Alchem. Interesting. I think there might be something there. Bare minimum. Okay, and if we have a serpent provided to Jehovah, how far back are there serpents? Susan didn't have a serpent. But he had. He was the big, big bad leader. But it doesn't seem he was advancing society. In fact, when he came to the Overworld, he was underneath Izama. He was just another guy on the team. Even if he's godly in scale, by comparison, he was just a follower.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I don't know the scale of anything. None of it makes sense unless you actually know. None of us know.

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. So shreds, little bits and pieces. I'm coming across. We know now where Ixshell came from. And weirdly enough, there are stories in Persia, the Sumerians, discussing this Mayan shadow creature. We have Szm being discussed in Persia by the Sumerians, this Trin, Mayan shadow creature. Oh, we have Inanna.

Cristina: Inanna being discussed.

Jack: Sumerian individual, a Persian meeting Ixchel, the Mayan. We already had mention of Ra and Atum communicating with Itzamna. And we know that based on both their testimonies that they have come across the Sea People. And they both claim to have been provided architecture and scientific advancements by the Sea People. And then we look at their structures and we look at their data, and there we look at their stories and we look at their records and their knowledge and their science. And it's the same. Mm divided by oceans. Where anyone else could not have come across each other. These two groups of people seem to be so interconnected, and they both claim the same f****** mountain, Kaath, that's tied even more than Athos.

Cristina: There's nothing we can learn about Kaath. Nothing more.

Jack: Nothing more. Kaath just doesn't even exist as far as we know.

Cristina: Is there any stories about mountains that just reappear and disappear or something. Anywhere interesting.

Jack: Anything. All we're doing is find cough. This is going to aim at Kaf.

Cristina: Yeah, but that would still be really interesting if other places see it.

Jack: Interesting. I see where you're coming from. Well, we know that the Indians knew of it and it was part of their tradition to make a trek there. And as far as H***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Indians would go all the way from India all the way to Kaf.

Cristina: That's very strange.

Jack: But they have no mention of sea people.

Cristina: No.

Jack: So you moved a mountain, but there's no proof they entered.

Cristina: I want to know more about that six headed snake creature or whatever.

Jack: Seven.

Cristina: Seven. Yeah.

Jack: That's an interesting point though. Although there's zero mention of the sea people. The Indians have the seven dots and the seven headed creature snake thing. And that is quite interesting because what is it that they are in fact connected with? If India has these seven headed things and India has the seven dots, what does that mean? What does it mean if they never once, as far as I know, mentioned the sea people? This has nothing to do with the sea people then.

Cristina: No.

Jack: At least we can remove that. The fact that one of them is snakes is interesting. Maybe these dots are representative of Oros or.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Mab or something in Elfame.

Cristina: Even in Russia.

Jack: That's interesting too. All of the. When it comes to the dots, they are all over the hands of people. Like they're holding it up like it's something glorious, something powerful, something marvelous, something above them, something godly. Yeah, but when it's structural, it's demonic and contorted and twisted and evil looking. So as a being, the seven represents something dark. But as the dots, it's God. It's above there. So there must be some godlike thing.

Cristina: His demon and God, they use it interchangeably anyway. Yes, things. Most ancient people, it's like it's good and it's bad and it's evil, but it's great. Like it's not really any. It's whatever it wants to be and we're just labeling it whatever.

Jack: So interesting point here though. Other than the fact that for the. For the Mayans it was a snake. Other than that weird detail. What stops. So in Mesopotamia, India and Egypt, they all consider this some godlike thing. But we know that none of their major leaders were represented like this. What if. And again, the Indians never once mentioned the sea people. What if this is an actual representation of what we were just discussing and it somehow. The God of the overworld of Earthrealm. What if this is the. What if this is what we should be focusing on to find whatever the h*** that is. Sizend is the highest being, the highest power godly by the claims of the Djinn themselves.

Cristina: How do we know that's not Susan?

Jack: Interesting. You think Susan might be just in Oros, not an Oros. The snake part is what throws me off here.

Cristina: Yes, it does. I don't know. That's true.

Jack: But also the Jin do. But they don't just say. If it was just a Naga, then it would have been obvious to the Djinn. Because there are other Naga.

Cristina: But he's so different.

Jack: He's so different. He couldn't be.

Cristina: He can't be.

Jack: It must be something else. There is something else happening here.

Cristina: Gotta do more research.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: It could totally be him. But probably not. Probably not.

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. I know. Seven is really important. It's the most important. Seven is the most important. That's what we're looking at. It's the most important. Height of importance is seven.

Cristina: Yes. Seven heads.

Jack: Seven heads or seven dots. So when there's seven dots, doesn't matter how far apart we are. One is in the middle, three on top, three on the bottom. Alternatively, this could be a visualization of the connection to the shadow realm. The top, the thin center, the bottom.

Cristina: And so it has nothing. It doesn't represent that creature. But that creature has to be coming from the shadow worm. I don't know.

Jack: In the case of the creature. In the case of this creature, the Mayan version and the Indian version don't have a center point, while the Russian version does. There's a center point and then three to either side. That doesn't seem to be the case with the Indian visualization of a seven headed thing. And that doesn't seem to be the case with the Mayan representation of a seven headed snake. Being. This is more like Medusa or something. Which is weird because again, that's a Greek Naga. How the h*** are the Mayans so connected to everything they also know about that?

Cristina: I don't know. But what if this is Medusa? Like, well, how would we know it's not?

Jack: How would we know it's not? Well, over here it looks like apes. Seven headed ape creature.

Cristina: It's too hard for me to really see, I guess. I don't know. You see apes in that.

Jack: But then when we look at the dog.

Cristina: No idea. I don't know.

Jack: It's complicated. This is. This is worth picking apart.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because there's something here. Although when we look at Russia, it looks like they are showing us a visual of the shadow realm. Any creature in the shadow realm.

Cristina: I wanna know their story.

Jack: Yeah, we've never come across the Russians. The first mention of Russia is in this image.

Cristina: I'm sure Russia has a lot of horror stories. We gotta look that up.

Jack: Yep, that's what I got. This is me trying to zero in.

Cristina: We are definitely zeroing in on something. I just don't know what it did.

Jack: We're always closer than we were, but we are always left with a crap ton more questions than we began with.

Cristina: Yes, I have no idea what's going on.

Jack: That's where we are. That's where we are.

Cristina: But it's connected somehow.

Jack: Everything seems connected somehow. Everything seems connected somehow. And we have the Persians discussing this dude named El showing up.

Cristina: And that is amazing.

Jack: That's beautiful. That tells us a lot.

Cristina: Who knows where else he shows up?

Jack: Yeah, 100%. That's crazy. He is definitely a sea people. Sea people. Sea person.

Cristina: Ancient sea person.

Jack: Nation. Sea person. The great, great, great something of Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah. That's so cool.

Jack: Okay, anyways, that's what we got. That's what I got. That's as far as we've gotten thus far. And hopefully we can come up with some other details and find some other things. But as of now, maybe next week we'll come out and put something else. But the similarities are striking and the stories are tying up more, more and more. And now, with the help of L and his conclusions, we have a tighter connection between the Shadow Realm and the Overworld Earth Realm. They're one. So now. Which is why it's easier to get from one to the other than it is to even conceive of what the h*** Elfame is.

Cristina: Yep. Which has to somehow be connected somehow.

Jack: It has to be tied in. It has to be. Everything is tied in somehow. Elfame is tied in. It has to be. You're totally right. It has to be. There's no exception to this. We just don't know how. And once we see it, we won't be able to unsee it. But until we see it, we have no idea what the we're looking at.

Cristina: Yep. But it's there.

Jack: It's there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Anyways, if you guys have any input, please message us. Hit us up on our socials at just convopod on Tick Tock, Facebook X or Instagram.

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Cristina: What we don't know. This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

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Rambling 185: Akashita the Jehovah of Dark

For what reason is Christian diety Jehovah depicted above the clouds? Why does Japanese cloud yokai Akashita have human physical features? And how are they connected? The duo tries to uncover whether Jehovah and Akashita are one and the same by discussing the personality shift between the new and old testaments of the bible.

Rambling 185: Akashita the Jehovah of Dark

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  • Nick Kroll
  • Is Goku Jesus?
  • Adrenochrome
  • Editing the Bible
  • Scripture Right or Wrong
  • The Garen of Eden
  • Who made the Fruit of Knowledge?
  • The Shadow Realm
  • War of the Clouds
  • Mass Extinction Event

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And so what happened recently was that. I'll see how long I can hold that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: What happened recently is that we were talking about last week specifically.

Cristina: Are you trying to do, like, who are you trying to be? Are you that monster from that show, Big Mouth? Or are you doing something else?

Jack: You think I'm doing a Nick Kroll impression? You think I'm doing a Nick Kroll impression?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, I guess it's kind of in that ballpark, right? Interesting. Is that in the. What is it called? He's the hormone monster.

Cristina: Yeah, the hormone monster.

Jack: Is this the hormone monster? Wait, isn't the hormone monster. Yeah, the hormone monster. Is Nick Kroll, or is the hormone monster Jason Manzoukas?

Cristina: No, it's Nick.

Jack: It's Nick, right?

Cristina: Pretty sure it's Nick. Nick has a lot of people in that show.

Jack: Nick. Nick is a. Let's. Let's be real and applaud. It's so freaking underrated, bro. That's a genius. Right? Like, he does so much crap and, like, nobody's looking in that direction. It's like, why, dude? And it's all good. Yeah, it's like, why is he not like, one of the biggest s**** that's ever existed in the comedy world?

Cristina: Did you see him show? He was doing pretty much the same thing in his show. Not the same thing, but he was doing a bunch of characters pretty much.

Jack: Yeah, it's. Yeah, exactly. He's just really exaggeratedly skilled and can do quite a bit of work alone.

Cristina: So you're done with the voice?

Jack: Oh, I totally. Yeah. See, I'm not. I can't commit. Anyways, so the point is.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That last week. Last week on Dragon Ball Z, Goku was talking about.

Cristina: He was not.

Jack: He was totally here, but he was.

Cristina: Talking about some type of science thing. No sign.

Jack: We were talking about a science.

Cristina: I don't know if that's where you were going with it. If he was talking about science to us. No, no, he wasn't.

Jack: Goku probably knows science. No, no, he does.

Cristina: Okay. What was he talking about?

Jack: He was talking about. Who would be more accurate to be talking about that? Anyways, so he was talking about. I don't remember exactly how the conversation led him. It was something about profit. We're going to become prophets and predict how the world was going to end or some.

Cristina: That is very strange that he was talking to us about that.

Jack: No, we were talking about that.

Cristina: Whatever, though, because, like, isn't he Jesus or something? No, that's not.

Jack: I guess he's kind of like Jes. Well, no, not really. Jesus was sent to Earth to destroy it. That's.

Cristina: Wait, you said Jesus?

Jack: Yeah, you said Jesus.

Cristina: No, but you said Jesus was sent to Earth to destroy it.

Jack: No, that would be if Goku was Jesus. Okay, then that means Jesus is essentially just an alien sent to Earth to destroy it.

Cristina: We don't know that, but I see.

Jack: What you mean, because his story is kind of like the boy who turned out to be the chosen one.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And is here to save the world or whatever. So, yeah, I see. He's both sent there to destroy it and that, like, prophet, Savior, Jesus.

Cristina: It could be Wolf.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: You don't know.

Jack: Look, this is. If there's any argument. I mean, I guess it's on point. We're talking about the point which is the future. But if there's any consideration to how this particular prophet. It could possibly be both, it's that Jehovah of light clearly does not agree with Jesus. Only Jehovah of Dark does, which is do you but let them do them. Which was not the motto of Jehovah of Light, which was like, bro, you do what I say, how I say f*** yo. S***, I don't care what you want to do.

Cristina: It's like, whoa, even though he's light, he's bad.

Jack: Yeah, Basically he's from this side is why he's Jehovah of light.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The other thing we call Jehovah, but is clearly not unless at a God tier, there's some sort of application of the principle of opposites, polarity, you know? And if that applies, then Jehovah of Light was simultaneously created with Jehovah of Dark, which I think we discussed before, because the theory would suggest that there is a Me of Dark. Even if I can also go there, it can also come here. But there should be a. If equal opposites happens, and in the shadow room, there should be a me or something equal. There should be an equal to me on this side.

Cristina: Huh? I don't remember talking about that.

Jack: Maybe it's just a thought I had during one of our conversations.

Cristina: Okay. Because I remember talking about the light and dark of them.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Talking about us as humans and is there a different form of us?

Jack: Well, so the idea here was that The Jehovah of the Dark that somehow replaces Jehovah of Light in the Bible, dead center at the birth of Jesus Christ. And suddenly the rules change and kindness is in and horror punishments are out.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If that's the. The outcome here, the idea that we're saying is that the guy who comes from. We're assuming he's coming from the shadow.

Cristina: Realm, but they both are. Or. No.

Jack: No, not Jehovah of Light, of Dark, and Jehovah of Light. Only Jehovah of Light is from this side. He's something from this end.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But his equal opposite is Jehovah of Dark. And somehow Jehovah of Dark from the shadow realm crosses over and gets rid of Orin prisons, which is what we suggested initially, Jehovah of Light. But in this case, we're assuming that regardless of what happened between them, that one took over. What's the origin of the other? And why are they equal in caliber.

Cristina: But not philosophy equal in that, like, whoever's here can't travel over there, and whatever's over there can travel here and there whenever they want.

Jack: Maybe whatever's over here could travel over there. And we don't know that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because we can travel over there.

Cristina: We can't travel over there.

Jack: Well, we have ways of crossing, but.

Cristina: It'S usually having to do with something from over there helping us get there.

Jack: Yes, or dying.

Cristina: Or dying.

Jack: But there's ways, because death is not the end of life. It's just a part of life. And so a lot of creatures, a lot of people, a lot of things in this end go and take adrenochrome.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Have their moment of immortality, they run out or get killed by some other means that aren't natural, and they, instead of disappearing entirely, just enter the shadow realm. So something is happening. Also, we've never discussed what happens to the individuals outside of the shadow realm, because we know that that equals going to the shadow realm. But what the f*** happens if you didn't consume and then you did die?

Cristina: What does a normal person go through?

Jack: Yeah, we've established what happens if you die with adrenochrome. What really happens if you die? It can't just be all physics and s***. There has to be some logical counter to the. To the shadow realm, which I guess would be like heaven or whatever we're calling heaven or h***.

Cristina: So another location of dead people.

Jack: Yes, I guess.

Cristina: I don't know. That's complicated. Why would there be?

Jack: Well, I guess it would be an infinite number of locations. Right. And different ways to get there? Because are we assuming that heaven is all. It's. That's a different realm, right? That's not a different dimension? No, we're in every dimension simultaneously. That's another realm. That's the other location we never talk about.

Cristina: Isn't it here, though? Isn't it like a physical place?

Jack: So you're saying I can, like, get on a rocket ship and fly up to Heaven?

Cristina: The way they make it seem. I don't know if that's right, but it feels like it's like the Hercules stories where they live up there in the clouds?

Jack: Well, no. In the. In the Christian Bible. It doesn't work that way. In the Christian Bible, heaven is some sort of untraversible thing. It's impossible to get to without dying. Unless they literally.

Cristina: No, because they could. Because that's why he destroyed the tower they were making that was gonna go up to heaven.

Jack: Did he really think they were gonna get to him? Is that the idea? Or he was just punishing them for the attempt?

Cristina: It could be either. Or. But if he was punishing them for almost getting there. Yeah.

Jack: Well, no, that's the question. If it's punishment or resistance. If it's punishment, then you don't really. They weren't gonna get anywhere. You're just like, why are you trying to cheat? Yeah, but if it was just him protecting himself. Well, okay, what of space, then?

Cristina: And, yes, I feel like he was protecting himself because every time they go to heaven, they go up into the sky, though, too. That you physically. You see it. You see?

Jack: I love what you said. And it. I had a lag moment. And, like, you said, like, the gods who live on towers and s***, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay. Except the depiction of Jehovah is on clouds. His heaven is in the clouds, not on a mountain. What if it's a literal location? That is a thing of a collection that looks like to us a collection of clouds. And it's not. It's below space to us. Like, I could fly and miss it because it would just look like clouds to me.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But he's just a creature literally living in some sort of cloud kingdom above. And he just looks like clouds. And you can't tell where he is. He could be anywhere.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Weird question. We're looking for a cloud.

Cristina: We're looking for a cloud.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I thought we found it. Oh, no, we're not.

Jack: We need Steve.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To finish.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And we're looking for a cloud. We need Steve because he communicates with clouds or whatever the f*** he does, and that Cloud. The godlike cloud. The godlike cloud with godlike behavior. And now we're considering this possibility that.

Cristina: There is a creature living on clouds which are actually creatures. Which kind of makes sense. There are creatures that live on other creatures.

Jack: Yeah, but not even creatures living on other creatures, but rather this particular cloud. Like why would God. Why would the God. Why would Jehovah be a human looking thing living up there? What if what we're looking for is. Goes by one name, but that's just its Japanese name and we're talking about Jehovah. And the reason nobody has ever found Jehovah is because they're looking for a humanoid thing in the freaking sky.

Cristina: Well, when they describe him, I would imagine he's not actually a cloud. He is a creature from the sky. But it would be more likely that he's some type of electrical creature because he's blinding. When you see him, you'll be blind.

Jack: Well, theories.

Cristina: We know that electricity, like lightnings, could be creatures.

Jack: Yes. But also we. Yeah, totally. 100% lightning could be creature. But we know this cloud has a face, which means it has human characteristics, which means that maybe the things people have reported that show up in the Bible. Oh, he showed us a shoulder. I saw the shoulder of God and then my face was glowing and all I saw was a shoulder. He was too much to see. Yeah, but what happens when we look at this cloud? Akashita. That was his name. What happens when we look at Akashita, his face? We see what looks like a face.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: When somebody reported what looked like a shoulder.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You see the similarity there? There's just. Well, I. You can only see a small part of me. Maybe the face glowing thing is the exaggeration in that story. Maybe what he did see was some humanoid fe. But it's because this creature has the ability to do that. Just make himself. He's a cloud. I can look like whatever the f*** I want. Okay, so he'll do things because it's a weird thing.

Cristina: He could be cloud. I mean, like, he loves creating storms and stuff, right?

Jack: Yeah. And he's curious. Right. And he sees he didn't make these creatures. We know he didn't make us. Really? Really. He's something that showed up and wants to convince us of that. But there's a bunch of other s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And he knows that. That's why he tells you, hey, don't look at the other s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. So there's other stuff. He's not special. He didn't make us. We're just Here. And there's a bunch of crap fighting for our attention.

Cristina: That would be weird. No, he can't be the cloud creature we're looking for because. Or he could. That's confusing because the. What's it called? The Triangle.

Jack: The Bermuda Triangle with a bunch of clouds?

Cristina: Yes. It's hiding Adam and Eve from God, which is a cloud. The clouds are hiding.

Jack: Well, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Cristina: Does this make sense?

Jack: No. Yes, it does. And I'm gonna. And I'm about to blow your f****** mind, bro. Okay, let's ground it, because this is what we do. The show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. Okay, I established that there's Jehovah of Light and Jehovah of Dark. And I also established that the narrative changed in the middle of the Bible 2000 years ago.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The reason Akashita looks like a dark cloud is because we're looking at Jehovah of Dark. Obviously, we're not dealing with the other one. Thus solving your problem.

Cristina: The other one? Light. Wait, which one is the one that's from the shadow realm?

Jack: The Jehovah of Dark? Akashita. The one that's out there. I think Jehovah of Dark is Akashita. That's my conclusion. They're the same.

Cristina: Wait, is he the bad one, though?

Jack: No, no, he's the good one.

Cristina: The good one. And he comes from here?

Jack: No, the good one comes from the shadow realm.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay. Yes, it's a little confusing.

Jack: Yes, it's definitely confusing because I'm referring to where they come from, what their stance is. According to. We usually we think light good, dark bad. But here it's the opposite because whatever was from here is what's messed up.

Cristina: And whatever that's crazy because everything from there so far has been the messed up thing. But we're saying for some reason, the one that's here is the messed up one and not the one from over there.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, 100%. But the thing that's over here is already kind of weird. And it's a cloud that drains people of blood and s***. So that's also kind of crazy. Like it's a monster at the same time.

Cristina: Yes, yes, that's true.

Jack: It doesn't often, and it doesn't need to, and it won't. It's almost like if you f*** with it, it will. You're screwed.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But also, it sounds like an animal that's sentient. Or not an animal sentient, but like a. He's Curious.

Cristina: But now we have to look for creatures that are like cloud monsters, but also that they have rivals. And what do those rivals look like? Because then we could figure out what could possibly be. Like, what other stories could be telling the God of Light, or whatever you want to call him. Jehovah of Light.

Jack: Jehovah of Light. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. We have to find.

Cristina: We found something that could be Jehovah dark. There has to be somewhere else that.

Jack: Shows Jehovah of Light. There has to be an example. Well, we know.

Cristina: Fighting each other, probably.

Jack: Interesting, interesting. There has to be a. Well, there are stories of brothers fighting each other.

Cristina: Yes, but I mean, like, more. Because those are way ancient stories. But we need something more recent. List the cloud stories more recent in.

Jack: The form of the Christian mythology. Is that the argument here? There should be an example that maybe somewhere they tripped up and said something that tells of somehow the sky fighting the sky or some s*** like that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To then be like, wait, they did. They. They hit. They tried hiding the thing. It's just too many bugs. It's too much going on. You will have. That's why there's so many plot holes. Because they took out s*** that was filling in the gaps.

Cristina: Because they needed. We do have to find it in some other story outside of.

Jack: But then that'll tell us where to look by comparison. So we. We find it outside first and then we bring it in. So we find some equivalent story of sky fighting sky, clouds fighting clouds.

Cristina: Something.

Jack: Yeah, something, something.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then we. When we find the story, we find out what the story is and what story is similar to that story in Christian mythology.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then we jump into Christian mythology and look at the story and see if this is the battle between Jehovah of Light and Jehovah of Dark. Thus proving the point.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess that's what we gotta do. Yes. That sounds like a great idea.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: We're gonna find the.

Jack: Now, is Lucifer Jehovah of Dark? Are those one in the same? Or is Jesus the prophet Lucifer one of those two? Because they share. They share similar ideas. You're saying that Jesus is Jehovah of Dark? That that story of Jesus being the son of God is true? That maybe. Okay, this is interesting because there is a similar story with Zeus. Thus Hercules.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is Jesus Hercules, I guess. Right. Kind of. He's the chosen special one, directly son of God. So. Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. From a mortal and a God.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just like Jesus.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: He might also be saying, I don't know.

Jack: No, that's almost the Same s***. Yeah, That's a whole other bag of worms. But we're gonna get there because then the idea is that Jehovah of Dark, immediately after somehow taking over whatever Jehovah of Light was dealing with, was conquering whatever was his property. When Jehovah of Dark immediately took over that he impregnated a mortal woman as the first thing he did. Not in a bad way. But this person needs to have gifts and they need to tell these people who've been told to fear shame though.

Cristina: That he's a cloud king. Because the clouds are protecting Adam and Eve in the water layer. So like, holy crap. Had them. He put them in charge then. That's not like a prison of clouds that act strangely or anything. He put them there specifically.

Jack: He's not keeping them in, he's keeping everything else out.

Cristina: Yeah, protecting them from the Jehovah of Light. Yeah.

Jack: Interesting, interesting. That checks out. So then this child isn't.

Cristina: Because he'd be the snake that helped them out.

Jack: Well, no, we don't know what the f*** that snake was. That's not established yet. That's still an assumption that that's even Lucifer.

Cristina: I'm saying that it's most likely Jehovah of Dark that helped them.

Jack: You think?

Cristina: Yeah, to get them. Them to see that this light guy is alive.

Jack: Interesting. So the argument would be that Jehovah of. Yeah, cuz Lucifer was there back then. But Jehovah of Light claims Jehovah of Dark is his creation.

Cristina: He would do that.

Jack: Interesting, Interesting. He would do that.

Cristina: He's a liar.

Jack: He's a liar. Pathological liar.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: And also there's an interesting philosophy as to why Jehovah of Dark couldn't just tell everybody the truth. Right. There is this ideology with proof. It's very proven before that if you suddenly change a system, it will break. You need to change it in increments. Think of how easy it was for Hitler to do what he did by changing things in increments. But think of how entire countries have collapsed because of giant changes that suddenly happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Increments is key. So from the very beginning of the stories told in the Bible, when Jehovah of Light. Really, really, really, who knows how long Jehovah of Dark was around. He summarized the beginning. Right. He's quick through it because it wouldn't make sense in the words of whatever they are.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: These clouds are somehow here before whatever the h*** humans developed. But these are ancient clouds. But we also know that because water recycles infinitely, those clouds have been up there forever. It's the same f****** clouds. There's never been new clouds. It's not enough that could happen.

Cristina: They're here. In the beginning of time, They've seen it all.

Jack: Yeah, they've seen it all, bro.

Cristina: Makes sense.

Jack: Yeah, since.

Cristina: And we know they're protecting us from the cat people, right? That's the thing.

Jack: Give a s***. No, they don't give a crap. We need their help for the cat people.

Cristina: Yeah. So that they won't do. They won't trap us like the other planets or something. We're going to convince them. Something like that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't. I don't remember what the conflict was. The Cat People directly. I know it's an ancient battle we've been having for so long we forgot about what it's about. But, yeah, you know what? We're still winning. D***, that's crazy. This fight's been going on so long, we forgot what it's about. I have no idea what it's about. I feel. I think maybe just they're too powerful. And that's dangerous.

Cristina: Yes, that's pretty much it.

Jack: Yeah. You know, like, get rid of the problem, perhaps.

Cristina: We know they were here doing experiments, and we know we're one of them somehow.

Jack: Somehow. Well, adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yes. Because of cat people. Yeah, somehow.

Jack: Somehow. But anyway, so Jehovah of Dark did small incremental changes. The Bible begins at that point. Hey, look. What the f*** is this? Because again, it was quick, quick, quick. And then Jehovah of Dark shows up. So there was a log being essentially kept by Jehovah of Light that he then told people to write down.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That was the point he was keeping. He was using them as their diary. You guys invented writing. How interesting. I've never considered this. So I'm gonna tell some of you to write stuff for me. Is that cool? And then. Yeah, whatever, dude. You're like a cloud thing. How interesting. Yeah, tell me what to write and I'll write it. Yeah, but there's a bunch of cloud people also that I got homies and cloud stuff.

Cristina: And you wouldn't tell them that because he wants them to believe he's the one and only.

Jack: No, no, no. He's saying that he's the. You know, the angels and s***.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah, there's other cloud crap. And I'm gonna tell you about all the clouds. My cloud. I'm the king of my cloud world, and I come to tell you of these stories.

Cristina: Is he a cloud as well?

Jack: Yes, he has to be the opposite of weird Jehovah of Dark. Unless he's not and it's some creature, some totally different creature overthrew him. Because again, the Bible does try to. At least a Christian Bible makes a pretty heavy distinction between what they are. They aren't the same thing. It could also be. Well no, because we're assuming he's from the outside because I would have suggested that he's some sort of experiment created by Jehovah of Light.

Cristina: The dark.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But no, because he's from the shadow realm. That's the established idea here. He could have been involved in the bringing over and so claims like you owe me.

Cristina: I think he is a shadow. I mean he, the original one is also a cloud.

Jack: Yes, they're both clouds.

Cristina: Yes. But the other clouds are somehow different because they're shadow clouds. They drink blood and stuff. Right. So I guess.

Jack: Well, they don't need to. But they can.

Cristina: But they can. Then there's gotta be other clouds that you didn't talk about, you didn't learn about. That's probably related to this other.

Jack: Well, we know that there's the blood cloud things that are just clouds on this side that when they have adrenochrome they get all red and then they get black and then they go. They create storms and weird glitches and s***. But I don't believe. But that doesn't sound like Jehovah of.

Cristina: Dark or Light Dark.

Jack: Yeah, Jehovah of Dark is the good one from the shadow realm.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That does not sound like him. That sounds like Jehovah of Light.

Cristina: But he's not a shadow creature or plot twist.

Jack: And I guess it would kind of check out what you were saying earlier that like it does sound like they're backwards. Maybe the original thing here was just some s***. And what we're talking about really is that Jehovah of Dark settled on humans first came from that side. Maybe it's the first thing to come over here. Then settled on humans. It was like, oh s***. And they have blood. What the f*** is this s***? Imma just settle here. And what if I. If they just don't know that there's anything outside? I could just get them breeding in here and just f****** drink their blood forever and just be set, bro. But the actually good Jehovah of Light that didn't have to settle on anybody. He's good. Why would I need to conquer anybody? Let people be. That sounds way more right. Let people be. I'm Jehovah of Light. Let people be. Why would you just lie to them? Have them volunteer? If they want to give you blood, then that's perfectly fine.

Cristina: Are you changing their names?

Jack: No, I'm saying that Jehovah of Darkness is just the one at the beginning of the Bible. That he's. It's the same idea. He somehow came from the shadow realm, but he's the one at the beginning. Jehovah of Dark is the first one we encounter.

Cristina: The shadow realm one.

Jack: The shadow realm one. He came because Jehovah of light. If he's really good, he'd have no reason just to conquer humanity. There's no beef. I'm just here and I saw creatures happen. Okay, but I've seen creatures happen. Whatever. There were dinosaurs before. I didn't give a s*** then, I don't give a s*** now.

Cristina: So he's just normal clouds.

Jack: He's normal cloud that's overpowered. He's a really overpowered cloud.

Cristina: And then the blood shadow realm cloud came and changed things. And that's when the Bible started.

Jack: The Bible? Yeah, the Bible is told from the point of view of Jehovah of light at all points. Which is why he would paint the true stories of Jehovah of Dark in there. Now it's hard to change the system again. Maybe this is the smart God again. I've been watching humanity for how long? I defeated the big bad that was corrupting them, but they already believe it. So like I said, Hitler changed it in incremental changes. So this thing knows they have how many billion years before I jumped in and stopped this creature. Which if we now think about the dating on this, I guess Akashita is the shadow realm creature. Checks out. He's the darker one. Literally the dark cloud.

Cristina: I thought he was. Oh, he is the dark cloud.

Jack: And he is a cloud that drinks blood.

Cristina: Oh, okay, now it doesn't.

Jack: He doesn't do it chaotically. But also, we're assuming that we're talking about a God who tried to establish an order and ended up with a religion. Checks out. That he wouldn't be a vicious murderer just blankly. He's creative. He's the cloud to think so smart.

Cristina: Should we be messing with him then?

Jack: I don't know, because listen to me, he got beat by Jehovah of Light. It's still the Bible we're talking about. He was just at the beginning. Regardless, when we find him, we know regardless of who's who, when we find them, they're fine. Because the second part of the Bible.

Cristina: He'S not the one protecting Adam. And Eve, it would be the light.

Jack: Jehovah of light is the one protecting. Yeah. But regardless, whatever cloud is out now is the cloud we're talking about. And that cloud is good no matter what name we give them. Is this the order of events that led to the cloud being good and which is the good cloud, what we're establishing? Because the good cloud won no matter what.

Cristina: The good cloud being the second part of the Bible.

Jack: Jehovah of Light.

Cristina: But you're saying.

Jack: Or not Jehovah of. Yeah, whatever. Does the Jehovah of Light is the second part of the Bible, no matter what?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's just. How is that playing out?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Or I guess not Jehovah of Light in the second part of the Bible, but sorry for the confusion.

Cristina: This is confusing. Okay, yes.

Jack: If Jehovah of Light as the second part of the Bible, then he beat Jehovah of dark at the beginning of the Bible. And that would have been Akashita being.

Cristina: The light or the dark.

Jack: The dark. The dark. Always Akashita.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Always Akashita.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And that just means. That falls in line with how old the stories of Akashita are.

Cristina: So then the.

Jack: They're about.

Cristina: Yes. He's the dark. Then the light one is somewhere hidden, but he is the one hiding Adam and Eve.

Jack: Yes. So the. The series of events would go as follows. Some creature from somewhere shows up. He is this dark cloud thing. This is a new narrative. We're correcting the events of the Bible and assuming that the true creatures in the Bible we're talking about are these cloud creatures.

Cristina: Okay, so there are already clouds here. There were people here already because cat people. Then the cloud shows up from the shadow realm.

Jack: No, Cat people were here when humans were here too.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah, but they made the humans and then this shadow creature.

Jack: We don't know they made the humans. We know the humans worship them.

Cristina: I thought they were experiments.

Jack: Were they. They were experimenting on humans, weren't they?

Cristina: Oh, I thought they were human. They were. They were like, science experiments. They made.

Jack: No, I don't remember that being established, but maybe we just gotta find that to be true.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Well, whatever. Okay, whatever. Humans are here. The cloud God is here. But he's not, like, trying to convince anyone.

Jack: He doesn't care. He's a cloud. And then he's seen dinosaurs happen. He saw people happen. He saw a cat God. He's whatever.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which. Then we'll get to the events of Cat God leaving shortly after.

Cristina: Then the shadow realm God came.

Jack: Yes. And he then settles down and decides, I'm gonna grab these couple of people, wipe their minds or something. They're gonna just be fresh.

Cristina: Some crazy event happened that summoned him here in a way. You know, like.

Jack: Yeah. Like a supernatural rip or something that this thing snuck in.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then decided, well, this is badass. And, like, never been here before. But, like, there's resources in this realm I've never seen and I like them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I'm going to take him. I don't know how he stumbled upon. He probably just chilled here for hundreds of years before he tasted blood. Right. And was like, holy. What? What? Or just saw a murder chilled there and was like, what the f***?

Cristina: Yeah. He was probably just drinking off of fear first.

Jack: Yeah. He felt it.

Cristina: I mean, he probably came here from. With fear.

Jack: Yeah. He felt it in the direction of whatever rip or thing allowed him to get here.

Cristina: Whatever was the big first thing in the Bible, which would be when God set the world on fire. He did that first. Right. Or he drowned the world first. He drowned the world, I think. And then. Which wasn't really him. The world just a giant flood came. People got scared. A lot of people got scared. This shadow came.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And he was like, I did it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Better not do that again.

Jack: But it was. That wasn't even the first appearance.

Cristina: That wasn't.

Jack: No, the first. Because again, it's the dark shadow thing is the very first thing in the Bible. It's just that story is being told by Jehovah of light. But the events of that story are starting. So he's there from Adam and Eve. He shows up, sees Adam and Eve, and decides, I'm gonna settle here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I'm gonna breed these things.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The flood is way later. But he's probably taking claim for everything horrible that happens with convenient timing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he can also probably cause crazy s*** because that he could. We know Akashita can. So you could cause nuts things. Weaker storms can cause massive things. We know those like tower storms that just come colossal and destroy in their path.

Cristina: But it makes no sense that there's just two people. He. Maybe he. There was some event that wiped off a bunch of people and only two were left.

Jack: Well, I think the event was caused by the Akashita. I think it was part of. Oh, it was just like, hey, I snatched these individuals up. I put them somewhere else.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That they're probably an island or some s***. That they're completely away from everything else. It's a big island. Because my plan is to mass produce Them or not an island, but he's also capable of moving through the sky, seeing where humans are settling down. And he's like, I'm gonna move them too far for them to walk out of. And also probably craft enough. I'm a landscape so that it's impossible for them to leave anyways. And I'm a breed them in there after I wipe their minds with my whatever abilities. And then Imma just tell them what the universe is, however I want so that I can breed them successfully without their resistance and extract their blood, I guess. And then at that very moment that this plan starts being hatched without directly messing with anything, he just becomes the thing. Now, I don't know. In this new narrative where the apples land, which is interesting that that's even the analogy.

Cristina: What apples?

Jack: The apple of knowledge. What's happening? If we've corrected everything else, what is happening here? Because there is something that. But then again, the lies. There's so many lies.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This tree could have been put there by Jehovah of Light, snuck in and really Jehovah dark doesn't even know which tree it is. He knows. He made trees for them to eat. And then Jehovah of light snuck one in and he's like, hey, I got a secret. Can't tell anybody.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: One of those trees. And I'm gonna tell you exactly which one. I'm pointing over there. That one. Okay. That tree over there, it has a fruit that's gonna give you your memory back. It's gonna give. It's the fruit of knowledge.

Cristina: But maybe it helps them actually see what these creatures are from the shadow realm. Maybe it helps them communicate with the shadow realm.

Jack: Well, they don't need to know that information for one reason. Once they get their memory back, they'll instantly be able to know. Well, I was living over there before I got snatched up. My memory got eradicated. Like, duh. This is an a******. H*** yeah.

Cristina: Yes. And then that's why they live in that underwater kingdom. They're protected.

Jack: Yeah. Because they do know.

Cristina: Because now they're just sea creatures now.

Jack: Yeah. After evolution or whatever.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Like, what did they tell us? They genetically modified themselves at first and then adapted gradually. But yeah. You see how the story. So the fruit was actually made by Jehovah of light, and Jehovah of Dark couldn't kill it because it's the only food he gave him. So he doesn't know which one. He's like, look, I'm gonna make other fruits over there. I gotta find the fruit. Over here. So I can't get rid of these. I gotta find it to see what he did. But I don't know. I don't. I'm experimenting over here. Don't touch these fru. Only eat those over there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because he heard that.

Cristina: He heard like he put a decoy tree or something. Like he put something over there. And he was like, nope, I gotta make sure it's. I gotta get it out.

Jack: Yeah. He's gotta get the tree out. Because he's like, I know the son of a b**** puts a tree in there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I need these fruits because it's gonna do whatever the h*** I want. I put my power into it. And I can't just destroy the trees. But this a****** also put his power into his tree and I need to get his tree out. But he made it look like my trees. And now I don't know what's going on. So go to those trees until I tell you which of these trees you could eat from.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, look, you can get all your memories back. All your memories back. Think about it. You can. You can see. You understand What I'm just telling you is crap. You need to know.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. I think this story makes sense. Sort of totally works out.

Jack: It totally checks out. So now the narrative is shifted. Jehovah of Dark is the beginning. The first. But he was not the original one here. He was just here before we were. But Jehovah of Light was definitely here long before Jehovah of Dark. He just happens to be the second part of the Bible.

Cristina: Okay. Yes. Yes.

Jack: So this cloud is chilling. Akashita somehow, following the scent of fear, crosses the threshold from the shadow realm.

Cristina: The dinosaurs dying. There you go. That's the solution. That's a big enough event that would create so much fear. Even if it's not human fear. Even if it's not human.

Jack: Human fear have the strongest heat.

Cristina: It's the Mount.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. No, you're totally right. I think you solved it. Right. Because it has to be an event that so drastically shifts everything.

Cristina: Horrifying.

Jack: Yes. That is. She just manifests. And he's a. What the f***? Where am I? Or it's the first rip between this specific. Because there has to be many different real.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: This just happens to be the one we found. But why? Because an event that just happens, like tearing a hole through one universe and landing on another. We just tore a hole through a realm which works differently than traversing space.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And so this event. Meteor hits the first instance of life. And as it gets closer, the temperature starts to drastically go up. They're just animals, but it starts to get really. And there's a lot of them starts to get really, really hot. A bunch of them start to go crazy and attack each other. They start to go into a panicked frenzy, freaking the f*** out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the fear only goes up and up as it literally starts to hurt, as they start to boil alive. And somewhere in some whole other realm, this creature with enough power chilling somewhere in is like. What the. Is that?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is it a smell? Is it a taste or whatever the works over there, you know, the equivalent of a smell or taste?

Cristina: It could be. I don't know.

Jack: No, it's. It's something else. Because he's detecting it across realms.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, yes, yes. He's sensing the fear and the blood somehow.

Jack: The fear. The fear. The fear's in the blood. That's why the blood matters.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: You can just get more fury in the blood because it gets stuck there and it collects into a lot of it. But yes, before he got that far, he was. He was like, whoa, whoa, dude, I don't know what it is, but I want it. And he just followed it. But again, the event was so catastrophic that there was a peak moment between the. The height of the fear and the impact that tore something and then connected the two.

Cristina: Okay, wait, he's the bad one or the good one?

Jack: Akashita is the bad one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then the tear happens, and Akashita can then come through following the fear.

Cristina: Okay. Because then Jesus doesn't make sense anymore because we know he was putting on up gates everywhere to go to the shadow realm, so. And he likes blood.

Jack: The shadow realm is in heaven.

Cristina: No, that wouldn't make Jesus. Akashita.

Jack: No, the shadow realm is not heaven.

Cristina: He was putting up gates to the shadow Realm. Right, Jesus.

Jack: To stop people from going to the bad place?

Cristina: No, to get the creatures from the shadow realm into here.

Jack: He was putting up gates.

Cristina: Like open portals. He was putting up.

Jack: Oh, he was opening.

Cristina: Opening gates. There you go.

Jack: Yes. Okay, now I get what you're saying. He was opening things, Opening gates. Jesus was Jesus?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: I don't remember. But it was also happening in Japan was one of the places where he was just putting a bunch of. You were telling us the story of this. You don't remember?

Jack: Yeah, I kind of do.

Cristina: It was Jesus in Japan, where they are the ones that sing this. God, who's really God? I guess.

Jack: Wait, you're talking about Akashita?

Cristina: Not Jesus. No. Jesus was doing well, Both of them come from Japan. In this story, he's a Japanese creature. The.

Jack: Oh, my God. No, yeah, I understand. I remember. I remember.

Cristina: Was made a bunch of temples in Japan.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but yeah, that story is total nonsense. And that isn't happening.

Cristina: How do you know?

Jack: Well, we're. We were reconfiguring the story. That's the whole point here. If some of these things then others not. And we'd have to work that into what's really happening rather than just say, well, everything else changes. That's not changing. Why isn't that part changing? Why are those gates to the shadow realm? And why is that information maybe not wrong or maybe why isn't that not Jesus? And in fact, maybe somebody else.

Cristina: Okay, you get my point. That's not Jesus.

Jack: Well, here's a very interesting thing that we're not considering. In the middle of these stories, the Bible confirms Jesus dies and the story is told by Jehovah of Light. Also the moment Jehovah, because we can figure this. Or again, the moment Jehovah of light got rid of Jehovah of Dark and then settled as well. I can't instantly change it. I gotta incrementally change it. One of his incremental changes was, but I'm gonna f*** that lady. So, like, that was just something he's like, okay, look, been here for a while fixing s***. Can I just, like, put it in that one? That's it. Let's say I just want her to have. Then again, maybe he doesn't do that. Maybe it's not an attraction. Maybe it's like, I want one of me down there. I want to see what that's like. I'm not hurting anybody. I'm not gonna hurt anybody. He hasn't hurt anybody since the middle of the Bible.

Cristina: I don't know. It could still be the Jehovah of Dark. Like, he didn't change any story to say, no, this was me. No, this was that other guy who's just like me. Like, no, he put all of the stories together saying all of it's me, even though some of those are not him. So how do you know that that's him or not?

Jack: Well, based on your logic, he could be either or.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

Jack: I'm assuming the or.

Cristina: Okay, well, yeah, but still, there's a possibility that.

Jack: Yeah, it's a coin toss at this point. Yeah, but assuming he is, then he would be the. Yeah, he's just the Jehovah of Light. But that guy died. And that guy having died, then we have a story like Jesus putting up gates, but that happened way later when it shouldn't have been possible. What if the point of assuring us he's dead and I'll factually let you know when he's back. You're not gonna have a doubt. But then a Jesus shows up and puts up gates and people are like, well, maybe he's Jesus and it's because maybe the diminished again. Hey, Jehovah of dark made this child. Maybe it is Jehovah's dark child. Maybe that's true and that's why he's up there putting gates to the shadow realm. Because the second one that we see is not the original Jehovah.

Cristina: You mean?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This new Jesus that much later just pops up ignoring the logic of his death.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And starts putting up gates to the shadow realm is really just Jehovah of dark doing that.

Cristina: And he's the one, though, that's working with the churches that creates demons to slay demons.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because blood or whatever. And it's not really demons at this point. We're just calling demons chimeras. I mean, we're calling Chimeras demons because they're just making a science experiment that can experience a certain amount of fear and kill it.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Yeah. And sometimes they're summoning shadow realm creatures just to kill us.

Jack: Yes. They're. They're trying. They're. They're making fear experiments.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I guess the breed the most fearful thing in farm it.

Cristina: Mm. That's pretty horrible.

Jack: And genius. Simultaneous. It's like the darkest s*** you get. Because the life of that thing sucks more than anything that could ever possibly exist. Its existence is based on being probably briefly completely horrified and then dying.

Cristina: Yes. And other people that interact with it have pretty horrible lives. Like they like drinking the child's blood and stuff like that. Like it's pretty horrible. It's like random families get attacked by these creatures, but these creatures were sent to them by the church so that this family could call the church to get rid of this creature.

Jack: S***. So they get the family's fear and they get the creatures fear and the creature fills up on the family.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's a siphon that they made that they'll come get rid of for you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: S***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Checks out. Totally checks out. That is the most believable story I have ever heard about the church, hands down.

Cristina: That's so crazy. That reminds me of the Chupacabra. But yes, it's Almost the same thing.

Jack: Yeah, it. Except the Chupacabra comes from a different dimension or some s***. Right. It's like a God from somewhere else.

Cristina: He's from the Shadow Realm.

Jack: Well, no, he was an alien or something.

Cristina: He was an alien?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: But he also works with Shadow Realm magic or whatever.

Jack: He did pop up. Are we just saying that? No, because they have to. Why did it come through space? It would have just popped up here. Well, maybe other creatures fear. Fear. Feel fear outside of this region. And it was just there.

Cristina: Like it popped up somewhere else from the Shadow Realm and then came here.

Jack: Yeah. So then the real question is because. Yeah, there's s*** everywhere.

Cristina: S*** out there.

Jack: But then the real question is, and this is very interesting, if these creatures are popping up elsewhere, what major event happened that allowed it to detect us from wherever the f*** it was? It then started its trip this way over here. Yeah. To Earth. So it is from the Shadow Realm, but it made an alien trip?

Cristina: I don't know. I think that that dinosaur explosion thing was pretty huge.

Jack: Like, you think the Chupacabra showed up around the time of the dinosaurs?

Cristina: Well, it was probably traveling while during that time. And who knows how long it actually took to get.

Jack: Because it's traversing space.

Cristina: Yeah, like, space is huge.

Jack: You think? No, no, no. It couldn't be the dinosaur event, because it would have shown up in this area. That's. Did you see the problem? Something brought it elsewhere. Oh, I see. It was already out here before. And then the event of dinosaurs was like, oh, crap, I'm headed that way.

Cristina: Yes, that's.

Jack: And then by the time it got.

Cristina: Here, because I'm sure the thing that happened to the dinosaurs happens on other planets. Like, those things will be summoning who knows what.

Jack: So it summoned whatever locally.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then some crap happened elsewhere, which is over here.

Cristina: I gotta check that out.

Jack: They look our way and they come over here. And then we get something. It shows up. It took so long from the time of dying, but it was so. It was like, how magnificent. Whatever I just sensed.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It was like whatever brought me. And I'm here for that, so I'm gonna go look for that. And so it's in who knows how far away that it took it from the point the meteor hit to 1960, like seven or something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To pop up.

Cristina: That's pretty crazy. But it's possible.

Jack: Intrigue. It totally is. Because it's. It's no longer like.

Cristina: I know there's other events, but nothing compared to that, at least.

Jack: Well, here's another way. Interesting point. The gaps of these crazy activities with godlike creatures is sometimes ginormous. But these colossal events we report bring them back. And that checks out even in the Bible. God only warns one guy about the flood. But after the flood, God talks to a bunch of people.

Cristina: It's more energy.

Jack: Why? It's because different gods at different points, right? All of these. And we're talking about these evil, like, do crazy s*** gods, Jehovah of dark type of things. Those events in almost all mythologies in which these conversations happen all happen when, in times of distress. When is the moment that a God is most likely to show up? There's something bad happening, and you directly asked for it. You're like, God, please help. My people are in trouble. They are suffering, they are slaved. And then God decides, holy s***, did this guy just, like, volunteer? He's like a vampire dream come true, bro. Okay, hey, hey, hey. Look, look, look. Guide your people this way. They're gonna be chasing you. But I can hold him off. And he's just being dramatic. You know, there's like, for flair here. He's being dramatic also.

Cristina: He's enjoying it because, like, he murders those people.

Jack: Chasing them, yes. But also he's gonna pick out some of them. He's. Yo, you're telling me there's gonna be a dramatic. Yeah, exactly. He is.

Cristina: Like, he just feeds them, like, barely enough to survive.

Jack: Yeah, it's gonna get bleak, but it's. Oh, I'm all in here.

Cristina: Yeah, the darker it is alive, but it's gonna suck.

Jack: Yeah, the darker it is, the more likely God is to show up, the more likely Jehovah of Dark is to pop up. He doesn't even have to be the reason it's dark. But if it's gonna get dark, he shows up. Jehovah of light, whether it's dark or not. Look, this is your human affairs. I don't expect you to meddle in my cloud affairs. I'm not gonna meddle in your human affairs.

Cristina: Yeah, this makes sense.

Jack: Objective.

Cristina: Okay, Whoa, whoa. That makes sense.

Jack: Checks out. And that Jesus event that happened so much later was, you know, Jehovah of dark. Maybe not dead, but some. I guess maybe he is that because that's his kid. But he maybe death to something from the shadow realm that has had blood is also just go back to the shadow Realm. Something about blood, adrenal chrome specifically brings you to the shadow Realm. And there's a connection there we don't understand. But something about it takes you there. But Fear can be detected from that side.

Cristina: And fear is like, you just come back here.

Jack: Well, no, not even the point that even if he's removed over there and tossed into the shadow realm, what is his son trying to do? His son is trying. Well, that other fake, not the one that is by Jehovah of Light.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Definitely just banged the chick. The dude putting up the portals. Him just using a dirty trick, being like, hey, I'm the guy from the thing. I'm putting the things up. Come to heaven. Yeah, yeah, heaven.

Cristina: Come here when you're sad.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Come here, guys. It's all good. Then these shrines, these portals, allow creatures from over there to then show up. And probably he can't generate a meteor. He doesn't have that level of power. He needs to create enough fear, generally speaking, that perhaps allows his father through at some point. But systematically, Jehovah of Light picks at him. So science is slowly dominating the old mythology that he established. Because, again, Jehovah of Light is not gonna just break it. He knows it breaks. He's seen how humans function.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He knows systems. He's been around. And so he's like, I can't just change it. He's doing the Hitler small incremental changes. This way, he doesn't really care if.

Cristina: We follow him or not.

Jack: He doesn't care. He doesn't give a s***. He's like, whatever. I'm just gonna try to get them out of thinking that that thing was cool.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Once they're done with that, I don't care what they fall into. But in slowly working us out of there, we're getting to where we should have been maybe way long ago.

Cristina: Yes. This makes sense.

Jack: Yes. And so the portals are less functional and less functional. And that's why over the years, we've had less creature sightings and less creature sightings, because little by little, it's just an extinguishment of creatures surviving off of fear.

Cristina: Also, more and more aliens, which makes sense because of the Chupacabra that we just talked about. Like, maybe there are still creatures.

Jack: Yes. Because the ones we're getting rid of them stuff are from here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But the creatures that sensed that one major event are still on their way. And they're arriving at random times because they show they left from random places at random distances.

Cristina: Yes. That's so crazy.

Jack: And who knows how far they detected it. And they could still be coming.

Cristina: They couldn't. So we won't get rid of them super fast, but we're. We're Slowly getting rid of them.

Jack: Space Force makes sense to protect us from them. Yes. We need to contact. That makes perfect sense. This needs to be set up for when the really big scary s*** shows up. We're assuming that what we've seen is not because we know that stars are real. So what's the big scary s*** that's on the other side? That's kind of like a star?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: So we need Space Force really fast.

Cristina: We gotta still figure out this cat people thing.

Jack: Yeah. Cuz now we kind of need stars. Because there's probably some opposite thing. Of course, no amount of fear will ever bring that over.

Cristina: No, no, I don't think so.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Because if the great void isn't big enough, like what the f*** could be. Like that fear isn't it? All those stars feel horror.

Cristina: Unless it's in there as well.

Jack: Unless they don't feel anything or they don't feel emotions. The way that fear could happen, you know, like because they're other thing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like Jehovah of Light isn't like giving a s*** about fear. There's no emotion, doesn't care. It's like whatever. So fear is biological.

Cristina: What about all those other gods that seem to have emotions? Or are they not?

Jack: They're probably just creatures from Earth.

Cristina: Oh yes. Or Shadow Realm creatures.

Jack: No, Shadow Realm creatures don't have emotions. Oh well, you know what?

Cristina: It could be creatures on Earth. No, no.

Jack: Shadow Realm creatures could definitely have emotions. I just blanket statement that in a total guess. I don't know.

Cristina: But it could be creatures from Earth that had adrenochrome.

Jack: Yes, 100%. Because that also makes them godlike.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's a lot of weird things, man. So okay, anyways. Anyways. I think we grounded a lot of humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I think it worked out. And on that note, we're running out of time.

Cristina: So.

Jack: So definitely sounds way more accurate, right?

Cristina: I think so. I think it makes sense now. All of it.

Jack: All of it.

Cristina: So then there's something else. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, we solved it. We gotta look for Jehovah of Light, who's the one still around. And he's just highly disinterested because human affairs. But now it's not just human affairs because we can prove it's not. So this is not about convincing anybody. We were thinking we were chasing Akashita. And we're not chasing Akashita. We're looking for Jehovah of Light. His good Counterpart who was here all along.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're looking for somebody, the people that the Westerners consider already a God. He's probably in the United States somewhere. North America.

Cristina: Santa Claus. Okay, I think we got it. We gotta talk to Santa Claus.

Jack: That's fair. That thing. But look, he's. No, I can't be. It doesn't sound like either of the gods we're talking about are that overpowered. It can't be. It can't be. It's too much. It's too strong. On the okay argument, you might be right with this next point. On the flip side, Jehovah of Dark's influence was very small. But Jehovah of Light again has been around for a long time. I also don't know why he would get stronger though. So unless we can prove that there's an equivalent of adrenochrome that he can use, that isn't what Akashita was using, which was blood and fear then doesn't check out. No.

Cristina: You talk about God or Santa Claus.

Jack: Yeah, he couldn't become that overpowered. I'm assuming there has to be something that powers up a God without it being or powers up a creature like adrenochrome without it being adrenochrome and not being fear based. That then allowed him to put level up to being Jehovah without interfering with humans. I mean not become Jehovah to become Santa Claus without otherwise. The Jehovah of Light we're talking about, which is some sort of cloud and Santa Claus cannot be the same thing because the power levels we're talking about are so colossally different. Unless he's like, yeah, I'm a drink their blood too. Which I doubt he does because all of that ended as soon as Jehovah of Dark is. Is missing. So it can't be. Doesn't check out. I think Santa Claus is just really some other Santa Claus doesn't mess with s*** either.

Cristina: That's so Jehovah Light though.

Jack: But he's also not a cloud. He doesn't chill in the clouds. In fact, it chills relatively low as compared to the clouds. He's pretty ground level, you know, just lower than the plane, actually.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: You don't see him so far away. He's like pretty close. He could like, wow, are those f****** reindeers I'm looking at. If he was at a plane's distance, even at a helicopter's distance, you wouldn't be able to make out s***. You're like, what the f*** am I Looking at. But no, he's so low. He looks like a flying car. Yeah, low flying plane.

Cristina: Whatever. We'll figure it out.

Jack: Yeah, he's nowhere near the height of a cloud on average.

Cristina: Yeah. Or we'll figure out how they're connected eventually.

Jack: Yeah. Maybe there is a power source. We do know that there's that other force that everything is connected to. AKA the force that everything is connected to. Maybe things on the other side aren't connected to that. Maybe things on this side are. And so they can somehow learn the feed off of that different ways. Because we know humans can. Humans can do things in weird ways and creatures can. And anything with powers is pulling from that source. So there must be a way to tap into that source because it's not adrenochrome and replicate that level of growth. Somehow in this instant, Jehovah of Light can siphon the energy becoming Santa Claus. We can prove that.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Then Jehovah of Light is Santa Claus.

Cristina: Alright, I hope we can. I hope we can.

Jack: Anyways, anyways. Anyways, anyways. You guys can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok at JustCar. Vote Pod.

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Jack: Type of liquor. Legume.

Cristina: Legume.

Jack: Legumes.

Cristina: Legions.

Jack: Legume.

Cristina: Legume. I don't know. Have ever. You. Have you ever heard someone say that word?

Jack: Like. No, I've never. Do you know how many words I know perfectly reading that I've never heard in my life?

Cristina: But how do you know you're reading them perfectly?

Jack: I don't. I'm hoping I'm doing it right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I see so many things that sound wrong because of all the different. Like I can't position it properly because I've never heard it. And there's a million variants of sounds that I've heard in my life.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So I don't even know if I'm gonna say it with an accent or not. If I'm saying it for the first time because I have no point of reference.

Cristina: Yeah. So you could be wrong.

Jack: I could totally be wrong. A bunch of words have odd accents when I say them and it's because I've never heard them said.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 173: More Men Religion

Are there countries where it’s legal to marry more than one person? Why is it illegal in so many? Who decided this? And can mormons legally do it in the United States where it’s illegal? The duo unpacks the reason polygamy is frowned upon and in doing so uncover truths never before conceived by mortals.

Rambling 173: More Men Religion

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  • Polygamy
  • Hell
  • Prey vs Meditation
  • The point of religion
  • Vampire Jesus
  • Fruit of Life
  • What’s blood did Jesus drink?
  • Fairies

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to the Rambling podcast. The show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Jack: Yes. And remember, this show is most enjoyable with listening partner. That's my new radio voice.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Everybody's gonna love it.

Cristina: I don't think so.

Jack: Oh, man. Stole this. This. Z1000.

Cristina: Z1000 tuna.

Jack: Z1000. I mean, that decimal point is an accident, right? Z1003. The radio station.

Cristina: Are you supposed to sound like something? It does not sound like a radio.

Jack: Like a radio. No, it's Z100. I guess that's more accurate.

Cristina: Yes. Yours is like. It's melting. I don't know.

Jack: Z100. Only two minute commercials. That's our promise.

Cristina: Every station has that promise.

Jack: Every f****** station. Without fail. Z100, where we play the. The what? The graded the hit to current hits. What do they say the station for the best hits? No, there's a. There's a thing.

Cristina: There's a thing. Yes.

Jack: It has like a line that's like the. You know, the.

Cristina: We played three songs before a commercial.

Jack: Yeah, the new all. Yeah, it's like there's only two minutes of commercial before music. And it's like you play one song and then two minutes of commercial and then you play another song and then two minutes of commercial. But they didn't lie.

Cristina: But they didn't lie.

Jack: They didn't lie. Only two minutes of commercials.

Cristina: Once they put commercials inside songs, that would be amazing.

Jack: Yeah, it's gonna get there.

Cristina: It's gonna get there.

Jack: It's just a matter of like, you know, we're gonna play. You're gonna listen to your music and you're only gonna get two minutes of commercials. And they don't tell you that those two minutes of commercials are happening during the song. It's basically just the radio version of the. The hood DJ who swears he's good at his job and he just plugs in an ipod and then talks over everybody's favorite song.

Cristina: It's awful.

Jack: That's what radio is going to be.

Cristina: It's going to be commercials with songs in between them.

Jack: Dude. No, because what's going to happen is a natural evolution of music. And the natural evolution of music is going to be all songs are going to be jingles for commercials.

Cristina: Oh, so there's not going to be any real songs?

Jack: There's no real. I mean, yes. You just got to get them through commercials. You can only hear songs if they're advertised to you.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Oh, that's awful.

Cristina: That's so awful.

Jack: But that's gonna. This is future.

Cristina: Everything is commercials.

Jack: Everything is commercials. We're so close. What doesn't give you ads? Tell me one thing you use that's ad free. Unless you're paying.

Cristina: I'm hoping Netflix doesn't give me ads.

Jack: So far, Netflix can't give you ads. You're paying.

Cristina: But if they decide to do that, well, it's awful.

Jack: Well, no, no, no. Here's a trick, right? Here's the reality of the matter for Netflix. I didn't think about this before, but I thought about it right now because thinking is a thing that happens, and.

Cristina: Thoughts occur, and it happens randomly.

Jack: Happens randomly. Sometimes. Sometimes I get. I get these headaches with pictures and ideas. Dude, I think you're thinking it's kelso from that 70s. I get these headaches with pictures.

Cristina: Whoa. He thinks rare.

Jack: Yeah. And hides life. That's a thought.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. But it makes sense for Netflix to be free because they'll make the most money that way if they put commercials for people. So you don't let people share, you know, only one f****** thing at a time. But Hole, you can definitely throw ads at the people who don't want to pay. And they'll still watch it because the content is still there.

Cristina: Okay. Like everything else, it sucks.

Jack: Why does it suck?

Cristina: I don't want commercials.

Jack: You won't get commercials if you're already paying.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Do you have Netflix?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then you will have no commercials.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Commercials is for everyone else. Anybody who doesn't already have Netflix. And think about how often a Netflix phenomenon happens. This doesn't happen anywhere else. The bird cage. No, that was a long. The bird box. The bird box. The Tiger King.

Cristina: Squid games.

Jack: Squid games. Oh, yeah, there's a cup.

Cristina: There's a couple of things that become.

Jack: Global phenomenons, and Netflix is responsible for catering those things. Like my soothing voice.

Cristina: Yes. It's beautiful.

Jack: Yes. Netflix is responsible for soothe. For soothing. For soothing Netflix. Netflix is responsible for providing these programs to create cultural and global sensations.

Cristina: I'm sure Disney is doing that too. I'm just not watching any of Disney's things.

Jack: It's not. To the not, people aren't going crazy the way they did with, like, Tiger King. People Are going Bird box. Who the f*** didn't hear about that movie?

Cristina: Didn't see a meme about that movie.

Jack: Yeah. You get my point. Like, there's no comparison. If you just this. I know there's more. I just can't remember them off the top of my head. But the Bird Box, Tiger King and Squid Games. What thing has any other company done, period, media wise, that you can think of that is more known than one of those three things? And we're talking like, Star wars is a f****** thing that's on Disney.

Cristina: Mm. Still, you don't think.

Jack: Still not competing with how like, this s*** took over the world. It can't compete with any of those three. You already have to like Star Wars.

Cristina: A lot of people seem to like Star Wars.

Jack: Not more people than have seen the Bird Box.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: People just watch that because of how many memes were about. I'm like, s***, I guess I gotta watch it.

Cristina: Yeah. It's crazy. Because of a meme or memes.

Jack: Same thing with Squid Games. Like, s***, we. I guess we gotta watch it.

Cristina: Oh yeah. There's so many of the old man.

Jack: Yeah. Squid Games is overpowered, man.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the Tiger King as well. That's a whole f****** thing on s***. Bunch of shows about tight. Like.

Cristina: Like spin offs.

Jack: Yes. Spin offs everywhere. Everybody's trying to bank on this s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're like, that was too big. We all need to f***. We need to do it. And now Peacock has a f****** drama that add the dramedy. That actually looks good.

Cristina: It does look good.

Jack: And then there's the. The Netflix spin off about the other person who is somehow connected. But it's Tiger King. It has nothing to do with Tiger King. But it's a different person who's going through some different thing. It's like, what the.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Whoa.

Cristina: The Tiger King universe.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Universe.

Jack: The tiger verse.

Cristina: Tiger verse.

Jack: The tiger verse.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: But yeah, so it makes sense that they could make commercials for people who get it for free and they would make a f*** ton of money because people want to watch certain things. You could put super bowl quality commercials on Netflix and get. Netflix would bank hard as f***. Because the eyes that are gonna be on those commercials because people just want to see the thing that's a f****** global phenomenon.

Cristina: I guess that works out.

Jack: Yeah. There's nothing competing with this s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There's. I couldn't even tell you of one thing. Like the closest actually. Right. Is not even Loki. It's the other show, Wandavision by Disney. Like, that's the Clue. And it's not even again. It's people who are already into Marvel that are just really talking about it.

Cristina: Yeah. You don't think there's people outside of Marvel?

Jack: Obviously there are. It's not like a hundred percent, but it's not like a huge number. Like, how many memes about WandaVision? Have you seen one? Maybe. Have you ever.

Cristina: I think so. Of Wanda herself. I think it could have been from.

Jack: Just any other thing.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. It could be just Marvel f****** Avengers movie. It could be. Yeah.

Jack: And that's maybe the most notable thing. People hated the f****** Star wars movies that came out the last three or whatever. F***. There's nothing. There's nothing competing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like, think about how crazy of a global thing Marvel is as a whole. Think about nuts Spider man is. People f****** love Tom Holland. And still. Does anybody make noise about any of this the way they did? Like Squid games? You could easily evade Spider Man. Could you evade Squid games? Is that a f****** thing? Tiger King. Have you seen Tiger King?

Cristina: No.

Jack: Have you been able to avoid Tiger King, though?

Cristina: No.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: I know everything that happens. A lot of things that happen.

Jack: You know the entire story of Tiger King without seeing Tiger King? Because everybody talked about Tiger King.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In pieces. You got the full story?

Cristina: I think so. It'll be shocking if I do watch it. What things they didn't talk about?

Jack: Yeah. It's probably mundane s*** because we know Carol Baskin. Ever seen Tiger King? I know Carole Baskin probably killed her husband.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: According to the people who watched it. And Tiger King was a dude who had many husbands or boyfriends and had tigers. But so did Carole Baskin. But she didn't want him to have them.

Cristina: But he didn't care because he was breaking the rules. Like he had too many or something. And she said, I guess she supposedly was following the rules of her.

Jack: Wasn't either. Oh, she was claiming she was and he wasn't, but she apparently wasn't either. And it's like, okay. And she might have murdered her husband.

Cristina: Yes. But what's he involved in that? Did she try to hire him to murder her husband or did she try to also hire someone to murder him?

Jack: No, no. She's just his rival for tigers.

Cristina: Oh. And that's it.

Jack: Oh, based on my understanding.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: I don't think she wanted him to.

Cristina: Kill her husband or get him killed after killing her husband.

Jack: No, I don't think he was. She was trying to get him killed.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I think she just wanted him to not have cats. And he was Like, I love cats, I love p******, but not vaginas because I suck d***. But he does a couple at a time. Actually, he sucks many dicks and he's illegally married to many men.

Cristina: Illegally? You said legally illegally. Okay.

Jack: Yes, because it's illegal.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There's. There's no way he could legally be married to many men in the United States.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Unless you're Mormon. And still.

Cristina: No, that's still not legal.

Jack: Isn't that why Romney moved to Mexico?

Cristina: Who's Romney?

Jack: Mitt Romney. Oh, move to Mexico so he can marry several women or some s***.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: I think so.

Cristina: Is this a rumor? Is this a conspiracy or urbanization?

Jack: No, no. I remember hearing this in the radio or some s***. I don't know if it's true or not. It could have just been like a radio station host making a joke. Yeah, but I don't know. Mitt Romney moved to Mexico. But is it legal in Mexico to marry multiple women?

Cristina: Don't think. Where is it? Do you think there are countries where it's legal to marry multiple people?

Jack: H***, yes. For sure.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's not even arguable.

Cristina: Like, what country?

Jack: I don't know. I know that it's a thing.

Cristina: You don't know where, though?

Jack: No, I know that it's a thing, but I don't know where. Like, I. I'm 100% sure.

Cristina: Legal.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Not that people. Just.

Jack: 100%, no questions asked. Okay. We just looked it up. There you go.

Cristina: Yes, there are some countries that are many legal.

Jack: Many countries upwards of 20, that it's just legal.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: But there's a lot that's. It's illegal, but people are still doing it.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And there's some countries that they have minimums for some reason. Like you can't pass for steal all the women. Can't steal all the women.

Jack: Can't steal all the women. What? If you want to, the richest guy in the world could just keep marrying women.

Cristina: Why not?

Jack: Because it's illegal, is why not?

Cristina: Up to four or five. That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You can on average have up to four wives.

Cristina: That's weird, but. Okay.

Jack: I don't understand why it's weird though. Right?

Cristina: Because it's not common.

Jack: I mean, literal definition, but, like, why is it illegal in so many places?

Cristina: Because God said so. I'm guessing. I'm guessing that's the reason. I don't know.

Jack: Did God say so?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: I don't think God said that.

Cristina: What?

Jack: I don't Think people made that part up?

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: Pretty positive. There you go. The Bible doesn't say s*** about having one.

Cristina: I guess that's your interpretation of it. Like, not like. It doesn't specifically say anything really. It just says, like, your wife. Like, you're assuming that he's talking about one wife, one husband and whatever.

Jack: But he never says, one wife and one husband only. He doesn't even say one.

Cristina: He's more concerned about divorcing.

Jack: Yeah. He's like, don't get divorced if you've made. If you married four b******, you stay with four b******, bruh.

Cristina: But it says you can't be. You can't live with another person until your other person dies. If that's one of them. Like that sort of.

Jack: No, no, no. That's also about marriage. It's like, you can't be with somebody who's not your husband if you have a husband.

Cristina: Okay, but like, if you have four husbands.

Jack: Four husbands, you know, then they all.

Cristina: Have to live in the same house, I guess.

Jack: Okay, well, no, because you're still at your husband's house.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Not violating the rule of you can't sleep in a bed that's not your husband's if you have a husband.

Cristina: Ah. So as long as it's one of your husbands, it's okay.

Jack: I guess this is the problem here.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, he doesn't say, like, one to one and only one and no more than that.

Cristina: He's like, you have to be married.

Jack: You have to go get married.

Cristina: Anything more than that?

Jack: Yeah, no, people made that up. But why? But why? What the f***?

Cristina: I don't know. That's weird. I don't know.

Jack: That's my theory.

Cristina: You have a theory on this? Okay.

Jack: Guy. Guy logic. Right? Guy logic. Guy logic is I own you. I own. You're my f****** property. I'm the man. I'm. I got the p****, I got the d***, I got the balls. You belong to me. But, mm, Bob over there had the same idea. He's like, she. Her. The girl you talking to? No, that belongs to me. That's my prop. I'm a. I got the d***, I got the balls. This ball, everything is mine.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: And it's like if it was Bob by himself, Bob would go to Jessica and Cindy and Miranda and he'd be like, you b****** are all mine. You b****** can't sleep with anybody. But you can't sleep with anybody you didn't marry. Tricked you, huh? You got follow that rule first. That's Dustin. That One's in the Bible.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You can't f*** anybody then, Mary.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we can't have Bob marry everybody because then the rest of us don't got anybody to f***. So we're gonna say Bob could only marry one so that there's enough to go around so that you can own yours.

Cristina: A girl marrying multiple people is crazy.

Jack: Yes, exactly. Exactly. The guy can do whatever the f*** he wants.

Cristina: Ah, okay. Yes.

Jack: But not the female. But the whole one to one was still made up by the same people. Because we can't have Bob take all the women.

Cristina: Yes. Because he's obviously the winner.

Jack: Yeah. Bob, two alpha, bro. And I'm like, mega beta. I need to, like, make sure Bob. Yeah. This needs to be evened out. These odds are lopsided. All of them are going to run towards him. I want some coochie too, bro. Where's my cooter?

Cristina: Cooter.

Jack: Cooter, exactly.

Cristina: You get cougars.

Jack: Cooch.

Cristina: Cooch, yeah.

Jack: Cougars. Cooch is a cooter. But yeah, it sounds right, doesn't it? The cooter.

Cristina: That does sound right. No, not that part. Well, yes, that also sounds right. But the first part also sounds right.

Jack: Right. It's totally guy logic. Because it's like, if it wasn't for Bob, I'd also be doing what Bob's doing and try to take them all. Because men.

Cristina: Because this is what we do.

Jack: I own everything around me because God said, I'm better than you. The end.

Cristina: That makes sense.

Jack: Exactly. And so we're gonna ride that train until we die. But Bob's were born. They were like, well, I can't f******. If it wasn't Bob, Steve the beta would be the most alpha in a room. And because of that, all the other men who Steve would join to make this rule against Bob, all those guys.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Made it to make the rule against Steve. Because whoever's the most alpha is still gonna be like, it's all mine and none of you a******* can do anything about it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Except that rule. That prevents me from doing it.

Cristina: Yeah. So it was just to even things out. Okay, that makes sense.

Jack: We don't want the king to f*** all the women. The king gets one.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: We'll call her the queen. F*** off, King.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, it's that logic of, well, what about the rest of us?

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: But, like, if we go old school, old days. Just kill you and you just. The rest of you saw me f****** kill. F****** Steve. I kill. I'm Bob. I'm f****** murdered Steve the Rest. You saw me f****** murder Steve. Who wants these women? F****** fight me for them, bro.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And, like, that was the reality. And it's like too many of us are dying to Bob. Maybe we just say God said no, okay? And, like, Bob doesn't know how to read. He's too alpha. He's just. He's never picked up a book. Never pick up a book. He'll never know what's in that book. We're just gonna tell him what's in.

Cristina: That book and he's gonna listen.

Jack: Yeah, if you go to h***, you can be f***** by a bunch of dudes, bro. You don't want to go to h*** and be f***** by dudes. You super alpha, bro. You mega straight. You too straight for that. You so straight you can marry just one chick, bro. Yes, because it's gay to go to h*** and get f***** by guys. It's like, yeah, no, you right.

Cristina: Be so crazy if that was in the Bible and we didn't know that.

Jack: Extracted by the Christians, probably, but it's in the Jewish Bibles. All men get f***** by Mormon.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Thus the Mormons are born.

Cristina: The Mormon.

Jack: All. All non believers are f***** by Mormon.

Cristina: No, no, no, no.

Jack: It's how it happened.

Cristina: That's how it happened.

Jack: That's how it happened. And then Mormonism happened.

Cristina: I don't think that's how it happened. I'm sure it had to do with.

Jack: No, think about it. Are Mormons allowed multiple wives?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Well, no. I mean, once upon a time, yes.

Jack: I don't think now Mormons are allowed more wives. But think about it. Why are Mormons allowed multiple wives?

Cristina: They changed their thing because more men. Because more men.

Jack: That's the religion. We're mega straight. We f*** many women because they don't want to go to h*** and they're super straight. I ain't gay, bro. Bro ain't gay.

Cristina: So I do want to go to h***.

Jack: No, because it's legal. Well, the h*** stopped being a thing. Nobody believes in h*** anymore. Even the Mormons are just Mormon because they want to f*** many women. Because I'm. I'm hella straight, bro. I'm super straight, man. You know, that's Mormon. Somebody at some point said it. Somebody was like, well, man, you can't take all the women because you can go to h*** and then you're gonna be f***** by more men. Like, well, I need to start this religion where I do the opposite of get f***** by more men. I f*** more women and then die.

Cristina: To be f***** by more men.

Jack: No, because they realize h*** does not exist. But they also got to prove to everybody else I'm straight, bro. Okay, That's Mormon. That's the real history of Mormon. Don't Google it. Trust me.

Cristina: I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it was this old man who claimed I got talked to him when he was a young boy.

Jack: It was like, oh, stick your d*** in all the women. Nah, they want it. You can't say no. Force them. Force them, Bro, you're the chosen one. God gave you a p****. That p**** is to point at people. And when you point, you've picked them. And when you pick them, they just listen.

Cristina: And that's God.

Jack: No, that's that old man who listens to God.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: But it's telling everybody else it's in the Bible because nobody's gonna look in.

Cristina: His version of the Bible.

Jack: In his version of the Bible, Everybody's. They know. See, here's the problem with that. Everyone's interpretation is their own.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So there's no one version of the Bible. There's as many versions as there are people who've read the Bible.

Cristina: Oh, yes. Yes, there is. That's crazy. Yeah.

Jack: So it goes like this. There's the main book, right? There's the main book. And we'll say there's this f****** stories that went down through history. We had an episode about it, Proto Indo European mythology, the big blanket on top. Then that breaks down into many different things. The people who structured these stories into more cohesive narratives with lessons and morals and little tight ending in a neat beginning.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, then. So we call. You will say Judaism and Christianity and Islam and Hinduism and blah, blah, blah. And now within, we'll pick one. We'll say Christianity, because all these things are more or less the same. Well, so we just take things, take one. Because they're all going to break down the same way. So we got Christianity, Christianity. And in Christianity we got like Pentecostal and we got like Catholics and we got like a Jehovah's Witness.

Cristina: And they're all reading the same thing.

Jack: Yeah. So it's already different. This is first Proto Indo, Europeans. They're all reading the same thing. And that breaks down to these religions who are reading the same things. The Jews are reading the same thing as Christians. The Islams, it's Hindus, whatever. So now we just took one of the stories that they're all. Okay, so it's. Now everybody here's reading the same one book. Yeah, reading the same book.

Cristina: It's the same, but they're all interpreting it differently.

Jack: So the collect now we. Now we break it down to the groups of. Because before, it's like culture, like, what country were you born in is going to decide what religion most likely. This is the broad picture of what everybody in there kind of more or less follows. Okay, but then. So we got the country, right? So there's Earth, proto, Indo, European.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The religions of the world. Then we pick a country in the world. No, we pick a continent. We pick a continent and we pick that continent. It's called Christianity.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: And in that continent of Christianity, we're gonna pick a country. That country is Catholicism.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Catholicism we could have.

Cristina: But then in Catholicism, whatever. In Catholicism, that also breaks up.

Jack: Yeah, because we have Catholicism. But. Okay, so Catholics, we all agree that this is the right way to do the thing. Right? So we got. This is our country. Okay? Catholicism is a country, but there's many states inside the country. So you got the Roman Catholic and you got. What is that? The. The. The Greek. What is it called? The. What you. What do you call The Ortho Orthodox. Greek Orthodox. Yeah, yeah. There you go. So there's Greek Orthodox and there is.

Cristina: So this is Catholic variants, the ones that do magic.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. All these people got like the hobo walk around with a little chalice with smoke coming out, and he's performing, like, spells or whatever. I don't know. And then the kids come and sing and they pray or whatever. Also Catholics. Yes, yeah, all those people. But that's like Hispanic Catholics. But it's more or less the same. It's Wiccan. It's a Wiccan Catholic in Spanish.

Cristina: Okay, yeah.

Jack: So. Yeah. Okay, so we have. This is. We had our country of Catholicism, and then we picked our state of Greek Orthodox. Okay, so we got our state of Greek Orthodox. Now we're gonna look at that state. Only that state.

Cristina: Are you saying there's cities in that state?

Jack: There's cities in that f****** state. That's crazy. The state is divided. Mad lions everywhere. Because there's individual churches.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Of the Greek Orthodox within every church. Maybe. You know, I went to this Greek Orthodox church and I didn't really like how he was presenting the things. I didn't really click with me, but I went to this other Greek Orthodox and it was resonating with me more. I like that church better. Oh, s***. So there was a difference between these two Greek Orthodox church. So. Cities. These two cities. Okay, so we're gonna pick the. The one on the left, not the One on the right. The one right with the one. All right, so I'm gonna go left. The one on the left. Mmm, I like that one. So that city. I like that city. But wait, cities got neighborhoods. What the f***? So there's neighborhoods now within this church. Why do people in church sometimes not like it? Well, Samantha over there, she's too risque.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But Moran is kind of a prude.

Cristina: Mm, I hear that all the time.

Jack: I like to be in the middle. I'm casual, but I'm not slutty, you know? So they're individually interpreting.

Cristina: What's the right and wrong way anyway?

Jack: Right and wrong way to approach what the church told them. And the church is just following what the collective of the religion of that branch of that religion is doing. But that branch is only following the. The bigger overall of the world, the religion. And then that religion is just following the bigger overall of the text. And then that relate that text based conglomerate is fought. So you just follow it all back up. It just breaks down infinitely until you get to. Because Miranda and Samantha, and they're prudish or too risque, that goes down to their individual households. This is what I believe the right way is. And I'm gonna teach my kids this way.

Cristina: Yes. And you're just pointing out things in the Bible that agree with you more than you're actually looking at the Bible and seeing what it says.

Jack: Yes, 100%.

Cristina: Or you're pointing at what the priest is saying, but only the things that you like. You're like, yes, he's saying what I like. Because you're interpreting. Like, yes, he's talking about me. Which I've heard people talk, like, oh, I went to this session or whatever they're called. And like, he was talking about the thing that I was going through. Like, no, he picked a random story. And you related.

Jack: You related. Yeah, through the events resonated with you.

Cristina: Yes. But to them it's like he's speaking to me.

Jack: Exactly. Well, that's the point of religion. The point of religion is to help. And I mean, okay, there's many points of religion. People who are schemy, dark douchebags abuse the concept of religion for profit. That's real s*** happens all the time. Whatever. One of the points of religion. But the problem is these structures could simultaneously exist. Right. So you could have like, well, I'm gonna build a church because they're gonna give me f****** money. Imma keep a lot of it. They don't know how much was given. Nobody counts it. I count It. And I skim more than half. But there's so many people who come to the church. I just make bank, bro. They're all loaded. Oh. Make a church in a really rich area. Past that plate. Just give me money to cleanse your sins, m***********. I own this building, and that all comes to me. But that's like the guy running I, right? I rent that. I rent it with the money to give me. Even if, like, I make more. Way more than they give me is what I'm f****** taking. But whatever. But then there's, like, the pastor, right? And the pastors. Like, I truly believe the word. The owner, he banks on this s***. Whatever. But I truly believe the word of the Bible.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And I make sure that every Sunday I'm here and I'm telling them. I'm telling the word of the Lord. The word of the Lord. Oh, Lord. And I go there and I tell them, and they, hallelujah. They. They love my. Where I preach. Well, I make sure I love the people who come to my church. And it's like this. These two structures are simultaneously existing. One dude is just robbing people, and.

Cristina: The other is truly unlike everything else.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: It's like the government.

Jack: It's like 100%. Yes. Because nothing. Education, a******* abusing s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's never the system. It's always the people.

Cristina: It is.

Jack: But the good of religion includes community.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It includes fearlessness and hope. So there's always somebody watching out for you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Could be a dark alley, and you have to go through that dark alley because it's no other way through. But, you know, you make a little prayer in your head while you're going through. You feel a little better. God's got me. He might not, but you've convinced it's meditation. He might not, but like you, you convinced yourself he does so. Because you gotta do it.

Cristina: And it's like a social club where you're making friends.

Jack: 100%.

Cristina: Also a positive thing.

Jack: There's a million reasons, and it makes people feel better. And in dark times, you have a place to go and people will feel sorry for you and say nice things.

Cristina: Yeah. You can ask for a specific prayer, I think, and stuff like that. You could tell them about your problems.

Jack: It's just meditation. And that's weird. Right. Now, we've talked about meditation and prayers similarities many times and many times on the show. But one of the most interesting aspects about these meditations of prayer is when people get together and chant the prayer. Or there's a bunch of hallelujahs. This one guy prays. Amen. Hallelujah.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're surrounding you and they put their hands on your head and on your shoulders and they're like, this is weird, intense kind of meditation. But the same thing happens when, like, you know, light as a feather, stiff as a board. Like one person is the f****** point.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And everybody else is chanting the thing.

Cristina: It's a prayer.

Jack: It's a meditation. The chance. Well, the chance is part of the meditation. It's the same as prayer. Like when you doing, quote, magic, unquote, you meditating, you grab things and then you chant a couple of words. You know, I want Bob to fall in love with me. He's so alpha. I want that alpha a**. Bob. Oh, Steve's such a beta. Steve. But Bob. Oh, but Bob's already married. But was already married. So I'm gonna grandma. As soon as we're in church and he's sitting in front of me, clip. He's not even know. Take a little bit of his hair.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: That little bit of hair in a little pawn cauldron. A little cauldron. I'm throw the picture I snapped of him that he did not took.

Cristina: Let's creep this person. Okay.

Jack: I'm gonna go into his trash and pick up something he touched.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Like. Like his. Like his. Like his.

Cristina: Have you done this?

Jack: When he had the flu? Just take it. Take his napkin. I'm gonna sniff it a little. Smells like bomb. And I'll throw it in my little cauldron. And then I gotta bring nature into it. Right? So I need to bring some leaves and some oregano because, you know, vitamins or whatever the.

Cristina: And gotta bring in the elements. What about fire and water?

Jack: That was a. Pour some water in there and light it on fire.

Cristina: Like.

Jack: Like Adele, you know, just when the f******. It's raining and I lit the rain on fire. Okay. She's gonna light her watered cauldron on fire. It's possible Deltatos.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you're gonna sit there and you're gonna be like, Bob has a huge wang. I want his wang. I love that thing. Bob has a huge wang. I want his wang. I love that thing. And do it over and over and over and over. And then Bob is. Next time you go to church, he's gonna turn around, he's gonna look at you, and you guys gonna lock eyes. Oh, my chant happened. Worked.

Cristina: That's it. I was expecting him to say something to her. He just stared at her.

Jack: Yeah. No, no. Well, no. This is the beginning of something.

Cristina: She's like, it worked.

Jack: Maybe he always looks at her, but now she's thinking more positively.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: And that maybe, you know, he looked at her that one time and he's. They're in the same church. Of course he's going to see her. And she's just never noticed before because she was in a negative state. But she did this chant and feels like, oh, it's gonna work. And then he looks at her and, oh, my God, he looked at me. And now she has more confidence. So she goes and talks to him and finds out Bob just divorced his wife and he's going to h*** and get by many guys. Because that's what happens.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so she's like, I can save you because the Bible said you can marry and then you don't go to h***, so you marry me and do my things. Came true. But had she talked to him without doing the thing, it would have worked anyways. But she's in a better state now.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because the meditate worked. Okay. So meditation works that way. It's really weird when a bunch of people do it together and they're like. With their print. But it's, like, intense. Right. Like you zone the f*** out. Assuming.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now, unrelated to any. That we're talking about telling that story about Bob. Total in true story.

Cristina: It was.

Jack: You sure? Yeah, Bob. Yeah, Bob. She cut my hair. It was f****** weird. Get a restraining order. Anyways, outside the point. I once once heard a story that I just remembered. And I'm not sure if it was true because gossip and bullshit. But the story goes like this. There is a couple in church. They're not a couple of each other. There's two people, we're gonna say Bob and Miranda.

Cristina: Okay. Now, Bob as a name.

Jack: Yeah, whatever. Bob is married to somebody.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Miranda's married to somebody.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Bob would go into the bathroom, use the bathroom, leave. But anytime Bob was in the bathroom, Miranda would be standing to use the bathroom next. Always. Somebody noticed this.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right. And they noticed that every time Bob goes to the bathroom, every time Bob goes to the bathroom, Miranda goes to the bathroom after him. One day somebody went after him. No, they didn't go after him. Oh, yeah. I guess into the bathroom. Yeah, he went first. Miranda got up, but they ran and got there first. So I'm gonna use the bathroom before. Yes, they got into the bathroom. There's nothing unique. And something's weird here. So, you know, they look around, look around, look around, look around the bathroom. They find a little paper and in the paper, it's where to meet Miranda.

Cristina: You mean Bob? What do you mean, Bob? Because Miranda is gonna get the paper.

Jack: Miranda's gonna get the paper? Well, yeah, he's. He's writing to Miranda where he's gonna meet Miranda.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. So it's the cheating when they're very slick about it.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Now, I don't know if this story is true, but I was. I've never forgotten that story. It's very interesting that the person telling.

Cristina: You was the person that found the paper. Or they heard this story too.

Jack: Oh, that's the problem. They heard the story. They didn't find the paper. They heard the story. So it's probably bullshit, but it's such a good story.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: It's really interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Two couples from a church cheating on their.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: That's the worst place to cheat. Come on.

Jack: They weren't cheating in there.

Cristina: Not in there, but still.

Jack: They were definitely using that as the safe space to communicate where best to cheat.

Cristina: Mm. Whoa. Whoa. That's so unrelated, though. Yes. Yes.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's such a crazy story.

Jack: Remembered that. I don't know. What about meditation made me think of that? But it did.

Cristina: Mm. But we were talking about group meditation.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You think that's weird?

Jack: I think it. Well, it's strange, man. It is like group magic. Yeah, but prayer is magic, essentially. Or meditation, whatever. They're all the same s***. It's all the same.

Cristina: It's all the same. People like to do it together or separate.

Jack: Yeah. Some people do it alone. Some people do it together.

Cristina: Whether it's just meditation, whether it's magic, whether it's religion.

Jack: Some people like the social aspect. Some people like solitude. Some people go home and do magic alone. Some people create a coven.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Some people don't go to church and just pray. Some people go to church to pray. You know, it's all the same. Some people just meditate alone. Solitude, quiet, clarity.

Cristina: And some people join classes.

Jack: Some people join classes. Some people become f****** monks with a bunch of other monks. Whatever. Some people become monks alone in the middle of f****** nowhere, take vows of silence.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And hang out wearing the same clothes because they promise God they will or whatever.

Cristina: Yeah. Is there any monks make doing magic?

Jack: Wait, is that the same? What's the difference?

Cristina: Huh? It's the same. Yeah.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like monks doing magic? That's the same thing as meditating, I guess. I don't know. But I was thinking then I just remember Dr. Strange, because isn't that the story or something? I don't remember.

Jack: Well, the goal is the same. You want Bob to fall in love with you. You did things that changed how you thought, but you don't think you changed how you thought because you're not the person to think. That kind of stuff works. You did things that make you think. You change how he thinks.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And so I'm. Well, I'll be opportunistic. Now that I know it worked, I'm gonna use this moment to my advantage. And now your behavior actually changed instead of his. But in response, his behavior changed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now if you were to sit down and meditate and tell yourself, well, it's not that Bob's not interested in me, it's that I'm not approaching Bob. Maybe I approach Bob and you meditate on that. I should approach Bob. I should be the one to approach Bob. I shouldn't wait on Bob.

Cristina: I have self respect.

Jack: Then you do it. And you get the results.

Cristina: The same results. Yeah.

Jack: As if you would have done the magic. In one, you are aware that yourself, brainwashing, self conditioning, self programming. In the other one, you're convincing yourself that you're not. But it's the same idea, same thing.

Cristina: A good thing, though. Like, whatever you do is better than not doing any of it, because if you didn't, you wouldn't have gotten to that result.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You would never. You would have never spoken to him and never found out.

Jack: Yeah, 100% magic is 100% fine as long as you're not doing, like, horrible things. Like, I'm, you know, I hope. I hope Bob dies. But then, you know, I did all the things. Now I just need to set it in action. Oh, hey, you're taking steps here and s***.

Cristina: You don't think magic to kill people is good? I guess not. That's. That's crazy. I wonder if people do that. Like, what is involved in that?

Jack: I don't know. And you gotta want. You know, black magic takes a lot of power. That's why last time that I tried to kill Bob with my magic, it didn't work. I gotta do it every night for a year and maybe he'll die. Then Bob had cancer and died. And you're like, yeah, man, I gave him cancer, but he always had cancer. Bob was born with cancer. He says, no.

Cristina: Yeah, that's how that works.

Jack: Or old age kills Bob. And you're like, I did it. I did it. I killed Bob.

Cristina: I guess whatever makes you happy.

Jack: Yeah, it's all crazy.

Cristina: It's all crazy. At least they're not murdering Bob. I guess that makes black magic not bad, because they're not actually murdering anyone. They're just hoping really hard that that person dies.

Jack: Unless you're like, imma make a potion and give it the BOB it's like you just poison f****** bob, bro.

Cristina: No, that's not. That's different. Okay. I was just thinking of just hoping that they die. That's okay.

Jack: Poisoning my clever murder potion. Here is a flower. Here's a rose. An oregano leaf. Because vitamins. And some rat poison. That rat poison is particularly important in the.

Cristina: There's no poisoning happening. I hope.

Jack: I mean, I'm sure people are doing it.

Cristina: Poisoning other people with rat poison? Yes. But, like, for magic.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: That's not really magical.

Jack: I mean, it's a potion. It's a potion with some oregano for vitamins.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because that's the important part.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: I'm not just gonna kill you. I'm gonna make sure you're healthy while I kill you. While you die, you can get some vitamins. Your body's gonna be like, thanks. And then die. What?

Cristina: Yeah, it's like.

Jack: I mean, in any case, it should replace it with some kale.

Cristina: Yeah. I was thinking. Why didn't you say kale first? That was weird.

Jack: Because oregano has vitamins, too.

Cristina: But kale is probably stronger.

Jack: Yeah, but it seems like you'd throw oregano in a cauldron. As opposed to kale. Kale looks too lettucey. It's all fluffy and stuff. While oregano just looks like a leaf. And it just makes sense to snap a leaf off and throw it in a pot.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Visually, yes. It looks more magic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: As opposed to, like. Is that lettuce in your colon? If somebody were to walk to your house while you're performing the spell, you know, you're Miranda. You're making spells to kill Bob. Because f*** Bob.

Cristina: And your friend just Xanthonox.

Jack: And you open up. Oh, yeah. I'm doing magic. Well, I guess. In any case. In any case, Samantha's the one doing the magic. Miranda's the one who's trying to f*** Bob. So Samantha's trying. And then Miranda knocks on the door.

Cristina: Samantha's the one that's married to Bob.

Jack: No, neither one of them married to Bob.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But Miranda shows up and Samantha is like, oh, I'm just making a spell to kill Bob. But I love Bob. Yeah, but he doesn't love me.

Cristina: Wait, what?

Jack: Both of them love Bob. One of them is like, I'm Gonna murder him. The other one's like, I'm gonna make him fall in love with me.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: One of us is gonna win.

Cristina: What about the other two?

Jack: What other two?

Cristina: These aren't Sex and the City characters. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, they totally are.

Cristina: Okay, what is it?

Jack: Carrie, Miranda, Samantha.

Cristina: And.

Jack: Miranda's the slutty one. No, that might be Samantha.

Cristina: Well, now she's the murdery one.

Jack: Yeah, whatever. One of them is murder. One of them is in love with them. And so she shows up and sees your f****** lettuce instead. I don't know what the f*** you do magic with lettuce, but if it was just some dragon leaf, she'd be like, yeah, it looks like magic, but if there's just kale and there's like, you cooking.

Cristina: Oh, okay, you cooking.

Jack: You cooking with rat poison. You make that kind of food? You try.

Cristina: Well, it would be less suspicious if you were cooking lettuce then.

Jack: And it's like, man, this. This rat poison don't look like it should be in that lettuce or that. That rat poison is awfully close to your salad. I think some of it got into your salad, bro.

Cristina: And how do you trick someone to drink your magic potion?

Jack: You just walk up to him and said, it's a gift. And then, yeah, it's a present. And then you stand there and watch him open it. It's a tiny little bottle, and you're like, you should drink it.

Cristina: And he says, like, gift. Why is there, like, tiny leaves in this thing?

Jack: I made it. Oh, you're telling him it has vitamins? That's ore. It's vitamins.

Cristina: Because if he said it was kill.

Jack: He'D be like, yeah, but if you said oregano. Well, I've had oregano and other things. Yeah, like, yes, oregano. Vitamins. You're gonna. It's gonna be good for you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then she's in prison forever for murder. Manslaughter. First degree is. First is. It is first degree when somebody's like, they're f****** doing it. Like, they're there doing it. Like, if you poison him, is that like third degree? No, it's not first degree. Third degree is worse, Right?

Cristina: I don't know which way it goes.

Jack: I think third degree manslaughter is crazy. As opposed to first degree manslaughter. So, like, I poisoned him first degree. I choked his life out of his body.

Cristina: Are you sure it's not the opposite? I don't know. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, I don't know. Either. Okay. S***. Alright, so first degree is worse. Third degree. So if she just poisons him, third degree would be the poison. Right? Like manslaughter. If we're talking manslaughter, the charge you're getting is manslaughter is third degree. Manslaughter kind of removed, detached, like far away. Kind of like, I did it, I did it. Yeah, but I wasn't there for it. I did it, but I wasn't there for it.

Cristina: But you were there for it.

Jack: I mean, not literally. You didn't like choke the life out of him? You didn't put a gun to his head or anything? Versus first degree vicious. I was f****** like choking the light. I looked into his eyes as the lights went out.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. Shooting someone, is that first, second, third? Because that's pretty violent.

Jack: It is. It is, right? Like the degree here's. So you gotta be in contact with them. So then a gun makes it second degree murder because you're not in contact with him. You did it and you were there, but you weren't like physically. But it's like first degree. One hand on his neck, the other one on the knife.

Cristina: Like that level of proximity is worse than.

Jack: I think the degree is worse because we're also gauging how vicious and dangerous you are.

Cristina: Okay, what's the charge?

Jack: How crazy are you? Did you do some mild.

Cristina: Like, did you shoot him once or did you shoot him 50 times?

Jack: That's interesting. Does that change the degree?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is it like. Well, he was still not like, physically in contact with him. It's less aggressive than had she stabbed him that many times.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because then she's there sort of like present for it.

Cristina: But if she just shot him 50 times.

Jack: Yeah. Is that worse or better? Like, right. That's the weird. Cuz I feel like. Okay, let's say they're both first degree. I definitely do feel like the guy who rolled up in a car, shot the one dude 50 times and rolled away. Way less bad than the guy who walked up to a dude and stabbed him 50 times. One of those is way f****** worse.

Cristina: What if you change what they're holding? Like, what if the knife is like the small kitchen knife and the gun is like, I don't know, Rick's gun from Walking Dead.

Jack: Okay, first, that hole that that guy has with the. The Cult Magnum.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Huge even. Although little of his body is left after that encounter, it still feels less aggressive. Also, where is he has he's Rick. Growing bullets out of the dirt?

Cristina: Yes. He shot him 50 times with that.

Jack: With that six chamber.

Cristina: Yeah, he had. Maybe he just had. He was just switching guns while he was doing it.

Jack: Just.

Cristina: He has a bunch.

Jack: There's a bunch of Colt Magnum revolvers.

Cristina: Enough to shoot someone 50 times with.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's still less bad. There's something so nuts about seeing somebody just stab the living out of somebody else.

Cristina: But also, doesn't it matter? Like, if you were thinking about killing them or it just randomly out of anger?

Jack: Well, no. Those are different charges we're talking about.

Cristina: Those are. Okay.

Jack: I specifically said manslaughter.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes.

Jack: Like, you could say crime of passion. You could say premeditated murder. Those are different charges.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But I'm trying to gauge. What are we considering? Bad.

Cristina: Yes. And you're saying knife.

Jack: I think a knife is way worse. You as the person stabbing. You're there through the whole process. When you pull a trigger on a gun, it's just done.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You pull the trigger, it finished. You did. You got to pull it again, and it's already finished before you can think about the fact that you pulled the trigger. Just done. You stab somebody. You could just go in once and just hold it there and. Like you're still present as f***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then you pull it out. You still got the tool you did.

Cristina: It with, and you're just poisoning then. Worse than the gun thing because you're up close still.

Jack: You don't have to be up close.

Cristina: You don't have to. But in this case, in this imaginary case where you're just watching them as they drink your.

Jack: No, I don't think it changes anything.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Because that person is dying as a result of your actions, but you're not literally acting on them dying.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like, you gave them the bottle. You could just walk away. Maybe he drinks and maybe he doesn't. That feels way more removed than I'm for a fact. Even if I'm over there, I shot you. You wouldn't die without my action.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like, over there. I set the situation. But maybe you don't die. Maybe you never drink it. You're like, oh, this b**** is kind of crazy. Throw it away.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then you live forever because not drinking it is how you become immortal, as said by God in the Bible.

Cristina: He becomes immortal because he doesn't drink it. All right, but he still. Then he ends up marrying Matilda, though. Or Miranda.

Jack: Yes, because he outlives his wife, who dies because he's immortal.

Cristina: Okay, but Miranda's not immortal.

Jack: She's also immortal because magic she made. They're both immortal. Because magic.

Cristina: Because magic. Okay.

Jack: No, but Samantha's magic failed. Well, God gives people magic.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Forgetting that prayer and magic are the same thing.

Cristina: That's. Yes, I forget that. Yes, God is very magical. And he can make people magical.

Jack: Yes, he makes many. There's many saints. Sometimes he gives Pete the wrong people magic, like St. Patrick, and then he's just, like, overpowered. He's like, I'm f****** strong arm God, and to do whatever I want.

Cristina: Then their bloods become magical, and you could, like, pray to their blood and it'll make. It'll heal you. Yes, like some.

Jack: Thus.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Well, let's. Let's be clear here. Let's be totally clear here, because this is canon and it's totally part of the lore that Jesus Christ drank some. No, actually, this is my theory. Right. Jesus Christ became a vampire. Not by drinking blood. We know he's the first vampire, factually, but he's the first vampire because he does know where the tree is, and he ate the fruit. Bam.

Cristina: That kept him alive forever.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Not needing to drink blood. He just liked drinking blood.

Jack: But the thing is in his blood. And what do we do afterwards? What do his homies do? They drink his f****** blood.

Cristina: Yes, but what makes him a vampire is that he actually drinks blood too. Are you saying he's not a vampire or. He is a vampire.

Jack: That's a complicated question. Is he drinking blood is the question.

Cristina: Yes. That's all I want to know.

Jack: Because we know he's immortal.

Cristina: We know he's immortal and he wants people to drink his blood, but is he's drinking other people's blood.

Jack: Oh, s***. You know, all this actually checks out, though, because we do know that Jehovah of Light, after being imprisoned by Jehovah of Dark, mm, for many years, figured out, if I become mortal, then escape my prison and I could f****** kill Jehovah of Dark or imprison him or whatever happens. We don't know. He's just not around anymore. We know that much. So then he became Jesus and then became a God from the point of Jesus. So the question is, did he invent the path? And because we know God of Dark now, we know at least came from the shadow realm, he didn't need blood. Is the fruit a metaphor for blood? And Jehovah of Light invented the idea of adrenochrome by drinking blood. People drank blood before. Sacrifices were done before.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. The fruit isn't fruit. It's blood.

Jack: It's A metaphor.

Cristina: It's blood.

Jack: It's a blood.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He drank blood to become immortal.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then managed to become God again and stop Jehovah of dark.

Cristina: And then he gave it to other people to live forever.

Jack: So he became a vampire. He was a vampire.

Cristina: He was a vampire. What? But then whose blood is the tree? Also just maybe a creature. It's that cow from the Norse mythology. The space cow.

Jack: F*** you totally right about that one point because we established the entire. We talked about this very point before.

Cristina: Two brothers with the cow. Because if the good one is good and one is evil, if it's still Jesus, you know the. What is it? The dark and the light.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: They had another. The cow. What if that's a real thing too?

Jack: Well, no, we know that Jehovah of light and Jehovah dark are probably unrelated. Not really Jehovah. This is some s*** we call them. They're not brothers. They're just two things. One of them came out of nowhere.

Cristina: But that story is one is based on the other. Like they're still there fighting. And there might have been something else with them.

Jack: Well, the theory here is that whatever. Because Jehovah is still a demigod even when he's God got it out. Because even Santa Claus is more powerful than he is. Yeah, but because you're thinking omniscient God like you think the creation of the universe scale.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Jehovah didn't do that. He's nowhere near that powerful. But what blood did he drink? That's the question. He became quickly took a three year period from the time that he began preaching to the time that he died and transcended.

Cristina: I think it's fairy blood now that I'm thinking about because there has to be a creature that Santa Claus or.

Jack: Santa Claus didn't do. But you know, he works with fairies or whatever.

Cristina: But I think fairies is the solution because they can easily come from there to here.

Jack: Why have we never talked about this before? There's so many interesting things. What blood did Jesus take? Is the fruit just a metaphor? And fairy blood.

Cristina: It makes sense. Never cross our mind the fairies were the gods. The God literally drink the fairy blood and then that's weakened the fairies to just be fairies.

Jack: And he didn't drink all their blood? Drink the blood of every.

Cristina: No, I guess not. But he. Yes, but still. Okay. It's possible though that he drank fairy blood.

Jack: It's possible he drank fairy blood. But fairies can't compete with Jehovah because Jehovah can give a random dude, the power to get rid of the fairies. You see my point? Like, the fairies were not that crazy. Like, a random demigod is stronger. They were called gods by people who hadn't seen the demigods at rule.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: And then when they did, they're like, no, those are the gods. But they haven't seen Santa Claus and like, the creators of the universe or whatever, which are like omniscient, overpowered beings. Okay, really? Santa Clauses for Earth? Yeah, but there's like some s*** Santa Claus, like, what the f***?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You know, like, can Santa Claus combat the sun? No, that's just some f****** creek. An overpowered cloud that would s*** on f******. I can destroy your whole planet in one shot.

Cristina: But would he still be alive if he did that?

Jack: Who, Santa?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No, he'd be f*****. Because who's he's gonna get fear from, huh?

Cristina: But he lives that attack and just.

Jack: Maybe he might have the power scale to at least survive the destruction of Earth and just live in the vacuum. But now you don't have your source of adrenochrome.

Cristina: And then you'll become adrenochrome.

Jack: But fear. Yes.

Cristina: Oh, s***.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Feral Santa Claus. Oh, wait, there's a creature like that already. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Krampus.

Cristina: Krampus. Yep.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. And he also knows if you're being naughty or nice. Well, they work together.

Cristina: Things that work.

Jack: Allegedly.

Cristina: Allegedly. Yeah. Maybe that's just Santa having a bad day.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Not enough fear.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Christmas spirit is down this year, and he's. He's getting to that point where he's tweaking out a bit.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, maybe that does happen. Maybe he's not as strong as we thought he was. Well, he's strong, but not as. Like, he doesn't get as much power as we thought.

Jack: No, he does. Just. He has. Here's the trick we got to remember, you're always the level of power you got.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's just whether you're feral or not.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You don't lose the level of power you have. Like, a zombie is still f****** nuts.

Cristina: Yeah, it's f*****.

Jack: It's just not gonna stop the same way vampires just f****** nuts. It's just not gonna stop. But there's a difference in distribution because one is clear minded and conscious and the other one's feral as f***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're so equally powerful. Like, you can have zombies versus vampires. And realistically, chances are the vampire is gonna f****** lose out because you can't drink the zombie blood. And as a vampire, you Use way more of your energy while a tiny little bit of it is enough to keep the zombie going.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So, like, feral's probably stronger.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Because you're not holding back.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The same amount of power you had before. So you can the drinochrome or the fear, depending which one you're using brings you up. And you never come down from the roof you were at. That's why we can have a feral God like Jehovah fall off the wagon, and he's still just as powerful. Yeah, but he's evil, doing crazy things. Or at least we thought until we found out that they weren't even the same guy.

Cristina: Yeah, it's too different. So. But do you think it's fairies?

Jack: It could totally be, man.

Cristina: It's crazy because that was the original thing coming from somewhere else to here before Jesus.

Jack: Yes. And that actually Jehovah got. Jehovah Dark must have gotten the idea from the fairies because they could come in and out easily. And Jehovah Dark is not a fairy. As far as we know.

Cristina: As far as we know.

Jack: But if he were, then so is Jehovah. No, because he didn't go. No, because the problem is Jehovah Dark would have come through sooner. He would have been there at the beginning. No, he was at a spot.

Cristina: He was at a spot. Yeah.

Jack: There were people before that, so. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Cristina: No to the fairies.

Jack: No to Jehovah Dark being a fairy.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or either Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But we got questions to answer, and we probably have to catch a fairy now.

Cristina: Oh, that's hard.

Jack: Because we got to find out if the fruit is a metaphor for blood.

Cristina: If it is, it has to be. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: If it is, whose blood did Jesus drink?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Was it a fairy? And if it is, should we be catching fairies and feeding them to the sub humans?

Cristina: Are we already giving them adrenochrome?

Jack: Yeah, but we're gonna f****** give them fairy blood. Okay, bro. Can fairies feel fears? Then the question.

Cristina: I don't think so. I don't think so. I've never.

Jack: This is magical blood. It wasn't even like adrenochrome. It was just magic blood. Yes, because also, there's no vampire like Jesus. This is another thing. Whatever he did have was unique.

Cristina: It was.

Jack: And even people drinking his blood, like, there are people who drink blood. There are creatures who drink blood, and they are a certain thing. We know humans who drink blood become a vampire, but there's no vampire like Jesus. There's just Jesus and even the people who drank Jesus blood, we call those people apostles. The people who literally drank his blood, they're still not like Jesus.

Cristina: Nope.

Jack: He had something special.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But it could also be the fact that he was God ahead of time and became this mortal vessel just to escape the imprisonment that Jehovah of Dark put him in. So who knows?

Cristina: Who knows?

Jack: There's many.

Cristina: Let's go see though.

Jack: Yes, we have.

Cristina: Double check this apple thing.

Jack: We have. We have roads to take now. But yes, we're. We're out here running out of time. Although that's so fascinating. Oh, so cool. I've never thought of this before. You have questions.

Cristina: That makes so much sense.

Jack: Questions to answer. Anyways, if you guys are curious about how we came to any, like, any of these pieces of lore that you just heard. There's many and it's always getting more complicated.

Cristina: It really is very intricate and dense. Came out of nowhere.

Jack: Yeah. We can hear how we discovered Jehovah of Dark is from the shadow realm. And we can. You can see how we found out that Jehovah, there are two Jehovah's and all the other creatures that come from the shadow realm and what adrenochrome is and how gods feed off of fear and like any number of things.

Cristina: And why Jesus is a vampire or Jesus a vampire.

Jack: That's happened many times. He's had that one. There's a bunch of stuff.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: You find all that stuff on the official website, greethoughts.info on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

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Cristina: Dark and you're going to h***. And.

Jack: And if you go to h***, you're gonna get by a bunch of dudes.

Cristina: Yep. This has been the Rambling Podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: Maybe, maybe he just loves having hot sauce. So he brings it around with him just for food. And then he was like, oh, but I can also use this.

Jack: You think he's out here promoting a special hot sauce to everybody he has sex with?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's like, he thought this was hot. He thought this sex was hot. You wouldn't believe what I've got. And then his homie just hands him a bottle of hot sauce and he's like, the Drake official hot sauce.

Cristina: He should have his own hot sauce.

Jack: He probably does. I bet most f****** celebrities got some hot sauce. Especially because it's, like, big now.

Cristina: Hot sauce.

Jack: Yeah, because of wings. Of hot wings.

Cristina: He should definitely advertise some hot sauce. That would be great. Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and Published by Great Thoughts.in Fox Art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister, with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 153: Jehovah's Empire

Where does the bible take place? How old is the Earth? How long ago were Adam and Eve created? Do the answers to these questions work together effectively or do they contradict each other and create paradoxes? The duo delve deep into the geography of the christian scriptures and the estimated times of events to determine how accurate they are and how many contradictions present themselves naturally.

Rambling 153: Jehovah's Empire

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  • Reasons for Religion
  • The Biblical Flood
  • Noah’s Ark
  • Round Earth vs Flat Earth
  • Original Biblical Text
  • Biblical Locations
  • Adam & Eve
  • Judaism vs Christianity
  • Gay Priests
  • Satanic Christianity
  • The Tree of Knowledge

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Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody to have a lovely discussion with while listening to this. You go, you find people, you drag them into a room, chain them into a chair, and you force them to listen. And then you talk to them, whether or not they want to, as they're fear for their lives. Because America.

Cristina: Because of what?

Jack: As a. Because what?

Cristina: Oh, what was the last thing you said?

Jack: That you can tie them to a chair and force them to listen and talk to them whether they want to or not?

Cristina: Because this is America.

Jack: Because this is America, the land of the free. Do whatever you want, including imprisoning other people and constricting their freedoms. Because America. Yes, that's kind of what we do. We're America of the. We're America. Land of the free. With the most people not free more than anywhere in the world.

Cristina: That's great.

Jack: Yeah. Land of the free. Most incarcerations ever.

Cristina: Yes, that's. That's pretty horrible.

Jack: Yeah, that's the way it goes.

Cristina: But people want to fight for their freedoms to, I guess, hurt other people. I don't know. All those Karen videos, it confuses me. They are fighting for freedom, their own freedom, I think. I don't know who's stopping them, but there's someone they think is stopping them. They think the world is the difference.

Jack: Between having freedom to public rights and then going into private locations and claiming you have public freedoms in private locations. Which they do not.

Cristina: Which they do not. And they also make up laws, which I think is very strange.

Jack: Oh, well, here's the thing. People believe that other people don't know the laws. And a lot of the time they're completely right. And that if you just pretend, you know, maybe they'll.

Cristina: I think that. Yeah, that's really possible, I guess. Like, I don't know every single law, so maybe they will tell me something and I'm like, maybe I should look this up, because I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, but it should be. They should go in there and recite exactly which law. Oh, I know the law. Okay, which one is it?

Cristina: Which one is it?

Jack: You shattered the entire argument. Because they don't f****** know. They're making s*** up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, just look it up. Which one is it? I'll look it up. You know it. Tell me which one to look for.

Cristina: Yeah, because the whole. I don't know, it's always something dumb like the law says you can't use the pool or something. Like you don't even work in this place. What are you talking about?

Jack: Yeah, like this is a pool that belongs to the facility. Do you know the facilities laws? And it says you can't use a pool. Then. Then why do they have a pool?

Cristina: Then why do they have a pool? Exactly. I don't know. There was one of don't play your guitar because it will bother the pigs. Like, what law is that? That's a crazy law.

Jack: It will bother the pigs.

Cristina: I feel like she said that the music was bothering her pigs. I don't know if that's what she said, but it sounds like maybe she.

Jack: Said it was bothering her.

Cristina: I'm so sure she said she mentioned her pigs.

Jack: That's weird.

Cristina: That is weird. Maybe I'm wrong. It's probably not her pigs. But if it is her poor pigs. I don't know. They don't like. What was it? I think it was guitar music or something. Yeah, it was bothering the piggies, but.

Jack: Yeah, maybe that's what she meant. I don't know. I gotta see it.

Cristina: It's weird. It's all weird. I don't know. And the Christians that argue for that. The. I don't know. I don't know who's trying to turn their kids gay. It's the government. But it's also Hollywood. But it's also. Everyone is trying to turn their kids gay.

Jack: Only Christians believe that.

Cristina: Only Christians believe that. Yeah, but that's still pretty weird to believe. That's not a weird idea. That. I don't know.

Jack: It depends on how the idea is presented. How is the idea presented?

Cristina: How is that idea presented? I don't know.

Jack: We explain what they said so that I understand why they think it's making them gay.

Cristina: I don't know why there's two. You know about the two gay. They were penguins and they couldn't have a baby. They were trying to hatch a rock like it was an egg, but it wasn't. So they gave them a real egg and now they have a family. It's them too. And the little girl. I mean, a girl penguin, two gay male penguins and a baby female Penguin. And someone wrote a kids book about it so that kids could have that book about their story. And they're like, they're trying to make it gay, I guess, normal for their kids or something. I don't know.

Jack: Why is making gay normal a problem though? Because it's evil to make gay normal?

Cristina: Yes, because gay isn't evil. Gay equals evil, I guess. Yeah, yeah. So if you're trying to make it normal, you're doing something evil. So whoever wrote that story is an evil person.

Jack: Here's what's interesting about that. This makes me wonder if the purpose of religion is to ensure population growth. Because a lot of things focus on that. Like the whole don't let women make choices, make women do what men want. Because now we have women making choices and men are just going to jail in mass. And not to say that men don't deserve to go to jail in mass. But there's less men to spread seeds, you know? Like it seems almost tactically meant, not maliciously, but rather like let's assure the species survival. Thus religion. Because gay bad. Because gay can't make children.

Cristina: But there's plenty of straight women right now that just don't want to have children.

Jack: That's 100% true. But also, women weren't allowed to read books because educated women don't want to have children.

Cristina: Oh, dumb.

Jack: Women have 7,000 children and they want that jump on welfare.

Cristina: But that's what the Christians want.

Jack: Yeah, but just keep reproducing. Even if half of them die, just keep making more.

Cristina: Just keep making more.

Jack: The world with people the way old God wanted that.

Cristina: He want that because he destroyed a bunch of people though. He destroyed cities.

Jack: Look, God destroyed anything and everything that was right. He drowned the world. Yes, but then you wonder what the world is if everything that ever happened involving God happened in like this, a three country radius. He drowned the world. Get the f*** out of here. He drowned a small, tiny little area.

Cristina: Okay, you think everyone outside of that area were alright?

Jack: Yeah, everybody was f****** fine.

Cristina: What? How do you know?

Jack: Because everything that happened in the Bible is focused in one region.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they wouldn't actually know if the rest of the world.

Jack: Yeah, there'd be no way to know. They didn't leave that area. They were just all secluded in one spot. And every interaction with God, the world was that one region.

Cristina: What about that boat? Like they must have looked for another place.

Jack: Then how would they know if everything is underwater? What could you look at to tell you you're going anywhere?

Cristina: But if everything Wasn't underwater. You said it was just that spot.

Jack: Right, Right, Right. They already believed everything was underwater as.

Cristina: Far as they can see the boat to like go any further. They just stayed in the hole.

Jack: Could they tell they're going anywhere?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Let's. Let's follow your logic. Everything around you is underwater. Even if other parts of earth are not underwater, which direction is more stuff. If everything looks like it's underwater, I.

Cristina: Don'T go follow the birds. You go somewhere. You just don't stay there. I don't know.

Jack: So the birds decide they're gonna go west. But one. Your boat doesn't have a sail. And also wind is blowing east. How you can follow the birds.

Cristina: The boat doesn't have a sail. I don't know what the boat has. It doesn't have things to move.

Jack: It was just afloat.

Cristina: It was just a float. Okay.

Jack: And if water goes up.

Cristina: Yeah. It was just to keep them there.

Jack: Yeah. It wasn't like a giant wave came and pushed the boat anywhere. It was just like. It just kept raining. It was raining. It didn't. Like rivers didn't. Over there wasn't like a crazy storm that. No, it was just equal rain everywhere for 40 days and 40 nights. That's bringing the water level up and up and up and up and up. And everything is now underwater.

Cristina: Yes. And that boat was not to sail or anything. It was just to be there.

Jack: It was there.

Cristina: Even if.

Jack: Even if, in theory you could sail it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How are you gonna steer it? How are you gonna choose where to go? And where would you go? Which direction would you choose? And how do you know you're going that direction? You would just pick a spot and it's like that way. Is that north or east? I don't f****** know. It's that way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then if the boat turns gradually.

Cristina: How would you know?

Jack: How would you know? Because everything is underwater.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You'd have to wait until night to look at the North Star.

Cristina: Ah, well, maybe they should just have travel during night.

Jack: Everything is underwater.

Cristina: You got 40 days. Wait. Is it 40 days or 40 years?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Whatever. A very long time on this boat. You got nothing else to do. What harm would it be to travel a little?

Jack: How.

Cristina: If it was a traveling boat. I don't know if they could. If they could travel in the boat.

Jack: Stick out tiny little paddles.

Cristina: Yes. Have the little. The alligators push them. There's only two, though. But.

Jack: So you see that image?

Cristina: Yes, I see it. And it's Confusing? Because that.

Jack: No, no, no, it's not confusing. You're confusing yourself. But I'll explain it after you talk. Go ahead and plead your case. I can prove you wrong.

Cristina: Okay. They're. They're in the edge of different continents, Right.

Jack: Those aren't established as continents yet, but. Okay.

Cristina: They're not continents.

Jack: Not yet.

Cristina: Not yet. How far back?

Jack: They weren't called continents yet.

Cristina: Whatever. The land masses. Okay, the land masses. Okay. And did those land masses disapp in this or is it just where they were at specifically that went underwater, you're saying? No.

Jack: Okay. What do you see in the center of where all this happened?

Cristina: I don't know. Water.

Jack: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now it starts raining and doesn't stop raining.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What's going to happen to that water?

Cristina: There's going to be more water. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's going to start rising, right?

Jack: It's gonna just keep rising.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's kind of a bowl in there, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So the more, I don't know, the more everything gets buried.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And if in theory it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and you're close to the water part.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then that's already eaten everything you know of. And that's just gonna keep filling up farther and farther. Now, if you were to fill up a tub with water.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you could fill it up in equal parts and you put a little paper boat in the middle. Don't turn on the faucet and push from the direction that the faucet's coming in, but rather water falling equally from everywhere on top down onto the tub. And the tub starts gradually coming up, the boat is going to stay in the middle. In the middle.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So assuming the boat was inside of this general radius that we're looking at where everything took place. Right. It's directly below the Roman Empire that we are seeing these people's boat. We're right. Like, what is this? Like east of the Greek Empire? Is that what we're looking at? More or less.

Cristina: A little part of Egypt in there, Syria, Armenia.

Jack: Because we got to basically look, we're dead center between Europe, Africa and the Middle East. That's really what's happening here. So we're in West Asia, South Europe and North Africa region. The water in between, that is what we're assuming is coming upwards.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So valleys and all that crap. As water comes up, you're closer to the water. In this instance, the water starts coming up, pushing you up, starting to bury the mountains. But because the water happens for 40 days and 40 nights. It keeps building. So everything around you keeps getting buried. Keeps getting buried. So the water actually rises to the height of mountains because you're in a bowl.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So by the time it covers the peaks of mountains, you're higher than mountains at a distance that get sucked up by the curvature of the earth.

Cristina: So you think everything is covered.

Jack: You look in every direction. The curvature of the earth has swallowed. The only way it wouldn't work is if the world was flat. In which case the water level coming up would mean you can see other things. So interesting enough, the argument of Noah's Ark beats the argument of flat earth. They cannot be happening at the same time. They're mutually exclusive. Because if the water did in fact come up this high and the earth was flat, you would have seen the other parts of the earth. Because the earth was not drowned itself, but your region was drowned. Everything that happened.

Cristina: But people who read the Bible think the whole thing was drowned.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. That's completely wrong and provably wrong. Because everything that happened in the Bible took place in this small region between these three giant continents. So it's in between Europe, Asia and Africa. In not touching all of them. It's just a small region in the middle of them. That's it. Like something that today in a car you could traverse in two days.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is the whole world back then?

Cristina: That's pretty crazy.

Jack: That's all. That's what they called Earth.

Cristina: I was.

Jack: Earth was a two day car ride.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everything that existed in all of time to them happened in a two day car rides distance. And if the Earth is flat, then you would immediately be able to see mountains in the distance.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: But the Earth isn't flat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So after the waters pushed you over your own mountains, it looks like s***. Just disappears over the horizon. There's nothing that way. The world is drowned. Everything is underwater. But they weren't taking into account the fact that the world is not flat.

Cristina: It's not everything.

Jack: It's not everything. There's things over the horizon you cannot see.

Cristina: So this boat could not move. It's just in the middle of water.

Jack: I don't believe the ark had a sail.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or a way to steer.

Cristina: Or a way to steer. It was just there to keep them alive.

Jack: Yeah. It was just something to stay afloat.

Cristina: All right. I don't know how the boat was also.

Jack: They couldn't. I believe they couldn't look out. They were just to be inside the.

Cristina: Boat with no windows or anything.

Jack: You Can't.

Cristina: How did they survive?

Jack: Just 40 days.

Cristina: That's not so bad.

Jack: That's not that bad. It's a month.

Cristina: It's a month.

Jack: So they didn't really need to, like, eat an absorbent amount of animals.

Cristina: No, it was like, maybe they didn't need animals. You could just have something fresh to eat.

Jack: You could just keep, like, an extra chicken.

Cristina: An extra chicken? What if they can only have two of everything or the boat drowns or something?

Jack: I doubt that they could. They probably had, like, an extra chicken and, like, an extra duck or something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Also, we. I guess the boat technically had one of every animal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the argument would be again, there. When we think one of every animal.

Cristina: In the world, it was two of every animal.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Two of every animal in the world. So it had two of every animal in the world. When we're thinking all the animals in the world, we're thinking the whole world.

Cristina: But you're saying it's animals from that location.

Jack: Yeah. And specifically the ones they knew of.

Cristina: Yes. And in some interpretations, it's three of each animals, I think. So that makes even more sense because they can eat that extra animal.

Jack: Yeah. But now they have way too many. This unnecessary space taken.

Cristina: Maybe they're greedy. I don't know.

Jack: But assuming three, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Three of each one or. No, two of each one. Just two of each one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then we also have to keep in mind that they didn't know genetic differences back then. So it's like a wolf and a dog. They're both a dog, so only one can stay. So you're gonna. You know. You get my point. So it's not like a big variety. It's more like two of every species.

Cristina: Oh, that's sad.

Jack: No races within species. Just two of every species.

Cristina: There's no way that they were checking exactly what animals.

Jack: There's no way they could know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To them, every variant of a dog is a dog.

Cristina: Yeah. And the bird is a bird.

Jack: All birds. They're all birds are just birds.

Cristina: That's so many.

Jack: Yeah. So they didn't really have, like, chickens and ducks and.

Cristina: No. It would have to be the chicken or the duck.

Jack: Yeah, it's like the same s***. They look slightly different, but that's like a retarded chicken or something.

Cristina: Well, what about horse and a mule? They would have taken both. Right. Because they're both helpful.

Jack: They probably think it's the same s***.

Cristina: So I would take.

Jack: It's probably like, this is a small horse. That's a big horse.

Cristina: Yes. Let's take the small horse.

Jack: Probably a small horse. You know, more room. Yeah, take the small horses. Those horses are too big. We'll take these small horses. Makes funny noises, but, you know, it does the same s***.

Cristina: Yeah, it's more helpful, I guess. I don't know.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it kind of makes sense. Fair enough.

Cristina: They were debating about, like, which of these animals are going to.

Jack: And, like, of course they didn't have, like, lions. Where the f*** you getting lions from? There's no lions in the desert.

Cristina: I don't know. In the pictures they put lions.

Jack: I know, but they also put in, like, giraffes.

Cristina: Yeah, they're all zoo animals.

Jack: Where in the desert is there a giraffe? When have you seen a giraffe in the Middle East? That's from the savannas of Africa.

Cristina: That's not on the tippy top, because that's what they're. That was part of. No, that was Egypt. Egypt doesn't have.

Jack: Egypt also does not have giraffes.

Cristina: They would have camels.

Jack: They would have camels. That would make sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Actually, it's unlikely they had horses out there. No, I guess they might have had Turkmani horses. That's fair.

Cristina: We might have horses.

Jack: They might have had horses. Yeah.

Cristina: And actually, instead of dogs, it would be. What are those awful animals?

Jack: Hyenas and s***. Those aren't dogs. They don't look like dogs.

Cristina: They don't look like dogs?

Jack: No. They look like some sort of demon.

Cristina: Yeah, they do. I don't know. I feel like they'd maybe not take those, even if they're the only kind, like, who'd want to take that on the boat. There'd be nothing on the boat.

Jack: There'd be nothing on the boat. That thing is going to. You're not going to trap the hyena. It's going to, one, outsmart you and two, eat everything, including you. So, like, they probably. There was definitely exceptions, but also, there were probably no hyenas there. No desert hyenas are also savannah. There's a lot of things we're thinking are.

Cristina: That are not.

Jack: Are there. That are just, like, African savannas?

Cristina: Oh, man. How many animals are in the desert?

Jack: It's not just a desert. It's the Middle East. Yeah, it's like, not. Most of Africa's greenery is in the Middle East.

Cristina: There are at least cows on this boat.

Jack: Yes. I think cows are global.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. I think we domesticated cows pretty early.

Cristina: No lions.

Jack: No lions. There's no. That wouldn't make sense. Now, what's interesting is the Bible's interpretations say lions, but when the. Before it's translated, when you look at these people talking about the original text, lying is one of the things that was never mentioned. That's why the Hebrews don't like to translate the Old Testament, because there's a lot of bullshit that goes on. And the original thing was not suggesting lions. It was some other different desert animal.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they weren't lions. No, but they were mentioning real animals. They were mentioning real animals, not non real animals. I mean, like, not that lions are not real animals, but just not from there.

Jack: Yeah, that happened later when translations were made.

Cristina: We just decided to have some fun with it.

Jack: Yeah. We added things that we know exist throughout the world.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Lions, though Lions were not mentioned in the original Hebrew text.

Cristina: Yeah, no, I mean, like, why would we pick lions?

Jack: We picked everything, I guess. Again, you will see picture books and it'll show you a giraffe. Why?

Cristina: How.

Jack: How is there a giraffe on the ark?

Cristina: It's really tall. Arc. I don't know. Oh, no. I guess that would mean they'd have windows for their necks. I don't know how they would have giraffes.

Jack: It doesn't make sen. There's just dumb s*** we added to the translations. It doesn't make any sense. But for them, that's the whole world.

Cristina: That's a small, whole world.

Jack: That is a very small world. And everything that ever took place in the Bible happened in this one region, which then brings even further into question God. Right. So, okay, okay, okay. So one ark disproves flat earth, or flat earth disproves the ark. One is destroying the other. They're mutually exclusive. You can't have them both.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Second, everything that ever happened with God happened in a region perhaps smaller than 1% of the Earth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is such a strong argument.

Cristina: Multiple gods for multiple gods.

Jack: You're telling me that this guy's total reach was only this one place? And it's all taking place way later than the Greek empire. Much, much, much later. Much later than the Greek empire that stood. So Zeus was around way longer and had a greater reach than Jehovah. Who wants to claim he is the one and only God?

Cristina: How big was that area? Was that even that big empire? Yeah. Was that really that big? Like, what if we looked at all these empires that are not that big? Like, is there any really that big?

Jack: Okay, so looking at this, you can see that the Greek empire is actually a little further East. It's taking up some similar areas, but it's the eastern part. While the Roman Empire is the dead.

Cristina: Center, it's hard to tell which one is the bigger because there's like four different empires we're looking at.

Jack: It looks like collectively the Greek Empire is significantly larger than the Roman Empire. Like, it looks significantly larger because you can see that the lake at the center is way smaller when you're looking at the Greek Empire. And the map is already larger, so it should be that the water is also bigger. So we have a larger map than the Roman Empire. And the Roman Empire has the lake expanded, and you can still see the entire Roman Empire surrounding the water.

Cristina: The Roman looks like the smallest, though.

Jack: Yeah. The Roman is circling the entirety of the lake in the middle, while the Greek Empire is to the east of this lake.

Cristina: Then there's the Babylonian one and the Middle Persian. Those looks pretty big.

Jack: It's funny because the Babylonian Empire, I guess, is predating the Greek Empire. Is that correct?

Cristina: Doesn't have a timeline on these pictures.

Jack: It has for the Babylonian. I can't actually see where it says it for the Greek Empire, but it's significantly smaller and it's actually within the Greek Empire. You can see if you look over here, this part is the Babylonian Empire. That's what we're seeing up here. So it's just this piece right here. So the Greek Empire s******* on the Babylonian Empire by quite a bit. And then following the. In order, we can say that first is.

Cristina: That's got to be the biggest, right?

Jack: No, it's in order because this stops right here. This is that part.

Cristina: This is further up. No, that's up to here. This is.

Jack: This is that. This is that. And then it stretches downward for how long?

Cristina: Okay, yes.

Jack: So we have the Babylonian Empire being the large, the smallest, then the Persian Empire being the second largest, then the Roman Empire being the third largest, and then the Greek Empire being a colossal monster by comparison.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Or you can say, distribution wise, that the Roman Empire and the Greek Empire are roughly the same. Okay, so Zeus, Jehovah, all these people are just basically in the same region.

Cristina: So it's just religions fighting for the same spot.

Jack: They're fighting for the same spot. What they consider the entire world was one tiny little spot.

Cristina: It really was. Okay, it was.

Jack: It was just one area.

Cristina: It's not even a battle of religions. This is a battle of books.

Jack: It's a battle of books. They're all trying to force each other's beliefs onto one another. What it's not even like anything particularly amazing. It's really, really small area compared to the world activity compared to the world.

Cristina: Yeah. And everyone else had their own thing anyway.

Jack: Yeah. So we're talking that while these people are over here doing this whole f****** mess, Shinto happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And people are over there believing in nature and spiritualism in the Native American tribes happened. And they're also thinking that the land is talking to them. And alive. We have Norse mythology coming in kind of late because Norse mythology comes after Greek mythology by quite a substantial amount. It's like 3,000 years before Norse mythology. And we know that the Greek Empire and the Roman Empire were kind of going head to head. Right. This is a weird, f***** up mess of s*** happening in the same area. And they called it the world.

Cristina: And they called it the world. That's the important thing.

Jack: Yes. They called it the world.

Cristina: Yes. So are these it?

Jack: It seems like, in my opinion, there were a lot of angry demigod brothers and they were like, this is my dirt. No, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Cristina: They were all fighting for the same.

Jack: Dirt or there's no such thing as a f****** God. And a bunch of people had just bunch of different explanations to how everything happened. There was probably one origin story, and considering that the oldest one of all of these is Greek mythology, they probably all just stole that s***.

Cristina: I don't know. Is that the oldest in the world or you're just saying in this area.

Jack: In that area.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's the oldest in that.

Cristina: In that area. All right.

Jack: It's creating the world, all that. No, no, Again, their world is that area.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They don't know that there's anything else to them. This is all that has ever existed.

Cristina: And that's what their books are telling.

Jack: Them that their stories are. Yeah. Their books are telling them about justice area and that this is everything and that God only exists here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Maybe it's even telling them if they. The people who do live on the edge, and they're like, wait, that way is everybody? What the f*** is that way? The books are probably telling them outside of God's land is h*** or some s*** like that, you know?

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: You don't dare leave the sacred land, else you face demons and whatever.

Cristina: And then they were like, we're gonna do that, though. That's how St. Patrick's came to be. He wanted to fight those demons.

Jack: That is so later.

Cristina: That is so later.

Jack: That is way later.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: We're talking way at the start. This is like BC type Of s***.

Cristina: Oh, that is way.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You talking about some s*** that happened a couple of days ago. St. Patrick was just recent as f***. That guy was like what, 300 years ago maybe. Mmm, that might be a stretch. He might have been like 200 years ago.

Cristina: 200.

Jack: St. Patrick wasn't that long ago, was he? Holy s***. No, St. Patrick's was. He was in the deep end, bro. Wait, so come on. Oh, s***. He's from the Roman.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay, so then. Yo, they were blatantly lying to their people, bro. They were blatantly lying to their people. How the f***? You both have. Everything that's ever happened, related to God only happened in this one little bubble. And St. Patrick is like, also, I know there's people up there in like Europe.

Cristina: They know about those people then.

Jack: What, they're all demons or something in there?

Cristina: Yes, that's why he went over there.

Jack: So wait, wait, wait. He didn't think those were people?

Cristina: No, he thought those are people worshiping demons and stuff. Like all the whatever gods they are, those are just the devil and. Yeah.

Jack: So they were friends. Definitely aware of other. Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: Of course they knew everyone else had religions and all those religions were led by the devil, I guess.

Jack: This is so crazy because you're telling me, dude, this is like right after Jesus. This is right after Jesus. Oh, that. It's like there are all. Everything's already mega pop. The Earth has already been fully populated. That's hardcore. That's beating all these f****** arguments of everything started here. That's kind of impossible at this point.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If the earth is 5,000 years old one, that means we're starting with the Greek Empire. That is only 3,000 years BC. So we're starting at the Greek Empire. So arguably they've got the universe started right there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then Zeus is right. By your own Bible. Zeus made everything.

Cristina: If we got to go with that timeline.

Jack: Yeah. If we're going by the 5,000 year old timeline. Zeus, not Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh. Ow.

Jack: Yeah. Because Jehovah came. The Bible talks about Jehovah creating everything, but even the stories in the Bible's Old Testament are happening thousands of years after the creation. So.

Cristina: Yeah. So the only part that's happening is the creation story and then it starts way in the future.

Jack: It starts where there's people and crap.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay.

Jack: Like Adam and eve was not 3000 BC.

Cristina: No.

Jack: That would be crazy, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, okay. This angered me. This. Okay, okay, let's break down the logic of the Christian Bible right now. According to Christians, the Earth at this moment, according to Bible, the Old Testament and the New Testament and all the data that they are extracting, I say all loosely at this point, the earth is 6,000 years old. Okay, in the ballpark I was assuming about 5,000, but you know, I'm a thousand years off. Whatever. So the Earth is Greek mythology, old and about. That's it. That's it. Just Greek mythology old, according to the Christian Bible. But also the Earth and everything in the universe. Yeah, and everything in the universe that age, somehow. Somehow according to the Bible, Adam and Eve are 10,000 years ago. So we had 4,000 years of Adam and Eve and then Earth, I guess. So not only does that make zero f****** sense.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But that is entirely based on them existing during the Mesolithic era. Not following the logic of the Bible, science.

Cristina: The science.

Jack: Because science goes ahead and tests them, you know, human DNA to see where the beginning of DNA evolution crosses over to our current genealogy. And that's where things get a little fuzzy because it suggests that somewhere between 120,000 to 156,000 years ago would be the birth. So there's a ginormous f****** discrepancy between Adam and Eve and humans gene evolving into human as there is today. So science is just saying, no f****** way. Like 9,000 years. We have been what we are for too long by that point.

Cristina: Yeah. And unless they're not the first humans.

Jack: That would be the first humans, which would make perfect sense if we had somebody around the time of Jesus, which is not that far from the creation of time, travel way the f*** away from where everything is allegedly taking place, and see nothing but other people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That would make, you know, f****** sense. That would be just logical.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Who knew? That would be just logical that maybe humans have been around long enough to spread. So when you leave the place where you think everything is taking place, you see people.

Cristina: See people. Like, what do you mean?

Jack: When he went to Europe.

Cristina: When he went to Europe, Yeah. Wait, you talk about St. Patrick now.

Jack: St. Patrick goes to Europe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he sees people.

Jack: That's because they're needed to be people giving birth to people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thus there must have been people.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Hence there must have been people there. Yes, yes. So people ahead of people equaled people being there to begin with. Not just I traveled out and saw. Unless by their understanding the universe and other gods. Man, they had to believe in other gods. They had to believe in other gods. That's the only way. Because they believe God made their understanding of the world. And then he travels out and he sees other people that weren't made by God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Those people are sinners. They weren't made by God.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And they're worshiping other things, other gods. And God himself says, you hold no other gods before me.

Cristina: I definitely know there's other gods and you should know.

Jack: At some point it got twisted and turned. I'm assuming Christianity did it. Christianity killed the other gods. Not literally killed them, but they tried to suppress the existence of other gods because Old Testament God is fully aware of that. There are other gods.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's New Testament God. That's just. No, there isn't.

Cristina: And that's when Christianity is from. So, yeah, they decided. No, they just decided.

Jack: Which is interesting because the Jews are kind of agnostic to some degree with a lot of things. Like there's the. The Orthodox Jews, but the, like, well established version of Judaism has a very agnostic, well, kind of attitude to a lot of things. Things like heaven and h*** and like that.

Cristina: They're like, I don't know, what about multiple gods? Are they like.

Jack: I'm thinking the logic behind it is the God that made us is the God we worship.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if there are other gods, too bad they didn't make us.

Cristina: Yeah. That's just pretty simple rule. We follow him.

Jack: Simple. Very logical, man. The Jews understand the juicer, right? Aren't they, like, they've got it at least. Maybe not as to whether there is a God or there are gods or if that's even the right path of thinking. But their approach to God makes perfect sense. Anything that's beyond our comprehension. We're not gonna pretend we know. Which the Christians love to do. They have all the assumptions.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The Jews are like, I don't know, evil.

Cristina: And we need to destroy it.

Jack: Yeah. Jews don't. Like, I don't. Maybe you go to h***, dude. I don't know. That's. I don't know who told you that.

Cristina: That's why they're Christian number one enemy.

Jack: Yeah. 100%.

Cristina: Their attitude is so different.

Jack: Yeah. They're chill. They're like, it is what it is.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, when we die, we'll find out. Yeah, well, yeah.

Cristina: And they're like, no. They're bullying everyone. Like, no. You do know what happens. Fire.

Jack: Yo. It's crazy, right? That's nuts. So they. It's nuts. It's nuts because everybody. The. The one fault they all have is they're pretending that everything took place in one spot. Then again, maybe the Jews Weren't doing that. That sounds very Christian to me, that the Christians are like, you know, the world got drowned. But it's like, you know, things where.

Cristina: That's why they don't try the translation thing.

Jack: The translation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yes. And also, we know that the flood didn't actually mean flood because that was added in the translation.

Cristina: That did. Yeah.

Jack: That was part of the translation. I mean, we. We looked at this before. We had gone through this. We never talked about it on the show. But you and I have personally gone through this before. That. That is not actually in the Hebrew Bible. It's not in the Hebrew text. Scriptures do not talk about a flood in that way.

Cristina: How many things, though, were. Do people think are there that aren't really there?

Jack: A lot. The problem is people don't learn Hebrew and then go read the thing. They trans. They trust somebody's translation.

Cristina: They trust somebody. They're not even reading the Bible.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Pastor. Reading into them.

Jack: So there's an easy way to break apart what's happening between Judaism, Christianity, that. Until now, that I've thought about how ridiculous the Christian branch of this is. And I've always knew it was ridiculous, but it always just gets more ridiculous when you think about it, which is Christianity is a hundred percent a religion without philosophy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Judaism is equal parts religion and philosophy.

Cristina: And what about other religions? Are they also with their own philosophies or.

Jack: Many times they try to offer philosophy at least. And we know things like Shinto and Buddhism are purely philosophical with total lacks of religion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So there are many different aspects to this. And we know Judaism might be the most balanced version or a spectrum. Yeah. Because there's definitely ways of thinking about spirituality without having to have faith included and without having to have ritual included. Thus you have spiritual philosophy, then you have a combination of spiritual philosophy and religious tradition. And then you have spiritual religion, which is Christianity, actually, minus the spiritualism.

Cristina: They like to use the word spirit.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Spiritual.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're not inclusive, while Jews kind of are like, you know, it is what it is. It's just one God. Like, I'm not gonna judge you for not following the God. You do what you got to do. But I'm gonna follow the God because I believe he made me.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While Christians are like, you're going to f****** h***, bruh. Because you ain't following what I believe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, whoa, dude.

Cristina: Going to h***. And stop turning my kids gay.

Jack: Yeah. Stop turning all the kids gay, man. Are the people who believe the frogs are turning Gay Christian, too.

Cristina: Of course they. The same person.

Jack: Like, basically the idea here is if you believe in a conspiracy theory that seems to be completely absurd, you might.

Cristina: Be Christian, she might be Christian, Might be.

Jack: Because Christianity is a conspiracy. It's the conspiracy.

Cristina: It's the biggest conspiracy of all. Of all. Yes.

Jack: It's lying to the people as to how big Earth was. Lying to the people about how long Earth has been around. It's lying to people about what happens after death. It's lying to people about what God wants. It's lying to people about how God wants it.

Cristina: It's lying to people about. I don't know. I guess today the government, celebrities, everyone's against you, everyone's an enemy. Everyone's trying to turn a kid gay. Except for the pastor, obviously.

Jack: The only one who's. He's trying.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's the only innocent one.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You gotta understand, Christina, you're. You're thinking of.

Cristina: He's the one that's telling them that this is happening.

Jack: Yes. Look, he. His hands have been purified by God himself.

Cristina: So when he touches those kids, when.

Jack: He touches those kids, it's not gay and it's not a sin. He's purifying childex so that when. So when they. Their wives in the future, they are their wives with purified dicks that are going to have sinless children so long as they don't have premarital sex after their. Their. Their child dicks touch priests hands.

Cristina: Can you say those two words together?

Jack: Child dicks and priests hands.

Cristina: Yes. It's so horrible.

Jack: Yeah. This is the reality of the matter. Christians truly believe that when a pastor puts a little child willy in his mouth, he's making this child more innocent. And the reason the kid is scarred in the future as a result is because he's been so purified, the demons are working their way out. And we're witnessing that happen. Christianity.

Cristina: And there's also priests that are like, oh, if the child's confused, don't give him to LGBT members because then they'll confuse them even more.

Jack: You give them to the priest who usually deals with kids like this anyways.

Cristina: Nah. He wants them to go to Christian families to turn them straight.

Jack: No, you gotta take. You gotta take your kid and be like, look, so you're telling. You're telling me your kid is showing signs of wanting to touch other people's privates. I know exactly how to solve this problem. You need to trust the church with your child and leave him here. We're gonna purify him. And the first thing the priest. The priest does is tell the kid, look, my d*** is God's d***, and you like touching dicks. So by touching my d***, you're gonna reverse your love of dicks. And as a result, you're gonna be cured. You just gotta touch my d*** the way you touch their dicks and you know, magic. Magic that's so horrible, it's like rubbing a magic bottle.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You're gonna rub until the genie comes out. And when the genie comes out, you're gonna watch me start speaking in tongues and shudder as the spirit of God enters my body. And you know at that moment that you've done the right thing and you are not.

Cristina: I'm God is the difference of those. God is people who are possessed. They seem almost the same.

Jack: I don't know, maybe they're like in. You know, it's like those people who. They believe, oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack. And they believe it so viscerally that they have a heart attack.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like these people who are over here, like, the spirit of God is in me. They believe it so much that it. They're. To them, it's happening.

Cristina: Yeah, but it looks a lot like a person.

Jack: An o*****. Well, maybe that's the feeling they believe is happening.

Cristina: I was thinking of someone who's possessed. Like the whole speaking in tongues thing and whatever. Aren't they speaking and stuff?

Jack: That is kind of diabolical, right? That goes up there with the. The whole. Eating flesh, drinking blood, making sacrifices even. I love that meme of lamb's blood because it tells God which are the right kids to kill.

Cristina: Horrible.

Jack: Yeah, but like all of that weird s***, you know that, like, God is pretty diabolical when you think about it. But then God shows up and he enters your body and the first thing you do is sound like a demon, Bro, maybe. Maybe we're wrong about what we think Christianity is and we're over here accusing these people. You guys worship Satan. And it's like, is Satan calling everybody else Satan?

Cristina: Is it? Yeah.

Jack: He's just running around saying, I'm God, you're Satan. But it's like, no, bro, but. But you. You kill the children. You wanted first you needed an animal sacrifice. F*** that guy's crops. You needed blood. So, yeah, f*** it if they kill each other. I like your dead animal more.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Also, I need you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: To drink blood. And I need you to eat flesh. Also, I'm gonna eat your firstborn. I'm gonna just show up the houses and Kill.

Cristina: First born a bloody X on my door.

Jack: Yes, you. If you already sacrifice an animal for me, then I'm not gonna kill your kid. But if you don't want to kill the animal, well, I'm gonna kill the kid.

Cristina: That's cool.

Jack: And like, you know, when I enter your body, never mind the fact that you scream in tongues and your voice gets deep and you shudder and you speak backwards and stuff, it's by no means that I'm the devil. No, no, no, no, no. That's just what it sounds like when I'm around to try and trying to confuse you, man. You're gonna who? You're gonna listen to me. Have you ever seen the devil? I. I have. I know what he is, and it's not me. I'm God.

Cristina: What does the level look like? Is he the lizard person?

Jack: He's the snake. He's. He's just blaming. He's just picked a f****** random thing. He's like, that's. That's the devil that things. The devil's like, bro, isn't that just a snake? No, no, no, it's the devil. I'm telling you. You're gonna question me. I'm God. That's the devil. But where'd you even come from, bro? Day? Are you questioning me?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the snake is like, bro, just eat the f****** fruit and you're gonna know truth. Just f****** eat the fruit, bro. He's like, no, that's the devil.

Cristina: How did that snake move that snake, though?

Jack: And then that snake ate the fruit. And he was like, d***, that's a devil, ain't he? I gotta tell these people to eat that fruit, bro. And he's like, no, no, that's the devil. Don't you listen to that stupid snake. They did eat the fruit.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: They were taken. They got caught in the act.

Cristina: Did they?

Jack: Maybe you have to finish the whole fruit.

Cristina: How do you know they got caught in the act? I don't know.

Jack: The story says in the Bible they were caught eating the fruit.

Cristina: I don't know. No, they. She was caught giving it to him, so she probably ate more than him.

Jack: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. I don't remember this clearly. It's been a while.

Cristina: But first Eve, she took. She ate the apple. Then she was like, oh, my gosh, this is awesome. I should show this to Adam.

Jack: Interesting. Did Adam bite the fruit or did he grab the fruit? I don't remember if he actually. He bit. Right. He at least took a little bit.

Cristina: He had to.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit. It should have been a whole fruit for you. A whole fruit for you. Knowledge. They were stopped just in time to not be able to tell that God is the devil.

Cristina: You think if they ate enough, they would have tell.

Jack: They would have seen that it's the tree of knowledge. The information that this being does not want them to have is in the one tree that he said you cannot eat from.

Cristina: Mm, sorry. Disturbing.

Jack: And then from that point forward, he wants sacrifices or he's gonna kill your children and you have to eat flesh and you have to drink blood. And anytime he's inside of your. You're gonna behave like a demon has possessed you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And thus the story of how God came to be.

Cristina: So he's some kind of demon.

Jack: He's some kind of demon. He might be actually the devil. Christianity itself, not Judaism.

Cristina: And some of those stories are Jew.

Jack: The original Old Testament is Judaism. Yes.

Cristina: But some of the stuff that God wanted, all those things that was from the first book too. That was specifically the first book, is when God was asking for things and everything.

Jack: Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: The second one, he's not really.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. God is taking a vacation or something. Interesting. Here's my question about that. Because, okay, the Jews are following the devil, which is the same God that the Christians believe they're also following later. But then God became Jesus. And then we killed Jesus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Did God really die? And we're like, no, he's still there, but it's like, bro, he kind of hasn't been around since, like. Like we were saying he was God. And then we killed him. And then there was kind of like no more God stuff happening ever again.

Cristina: Maybe he was tired of this. He was like, okay, I'm over this.

Jack: You think it was suicide? Like, he was like, I know they're going to kill me, but f*** it.

Cristina: Yes. I think that was a go. He's like, yeah, I know I'm going.

Jack: To have a short life, but interesting, interesting. We're like, we killed Jesus and that purified our sins. Right? So God becomes Jesus, and him knowing he's gonna be killed. In being killed, his goodness gets spread it just everywhere, all at once. I guess we'd have to blow him up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We need, like, dynamite inside Jesus in order to spread his.

Cristina: So you destroyed him the wrong way.

Jack: We destroyed him the wrong way.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Because his goodness needs to spread out. It needs to rain upon the Innocent bystander to washing.

Cristina: So God was a demon and then he became a human because he was tired of messing with us and he let us kill him because he knew that's how it was gonna end.

Jack: Or. Or whoa, what is it? Whoa. Maybe God was a demon. That's. That checks out really hard. That checks out real hard. But Jesus wasn't.

Cristina: He's not related.

Jack: No, but the demon convinced him he was. He was just a f****** kid, bro. He was just a kid.

Cristina: But then why. Why was that the last prank or whatever?

Jack: Because that was the actual God that nobody ever saw. Let's. Let's rewind back to the beginning. He didn't make Adam. He didn't make Eve. We've already established that. It kind of seems like there's not just Jehovah, but others.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: And that chances are Jehovah himself was put. Yeah, he was put in the garden. He didn't make the garden. He didn't know how the garden worked.

Cristina: There was a creature in the garden.

Jack: There was a creature in the garden. We called him God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And he somehow stopped whatever the other thing that was meant to watch over things was and trapped that thing.

Cristina: And you're saying that thing is Jesus?

Jack: That thing is Jesus. Or he turned that thing into Jesus so that it was pure goodness. And his joke was you're gonna go down there and die like the things you made.

Cristina: He somehow tricked the thing over him.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Or some other things like him.

Jack: Other thing like him.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's Loki and Loki has his Thor.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so the Thor in this case is who we think we're referring to when we say Jehovah. But actually we're talking about Loki, who's the entire Old Testament and all the crazy s*** that happened and the want for sacrifices and you drink blood and you do this and you do that. And I'm gonna eat your firstborn because. Haha.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right? And then Jesus happens, but Jesus is really just whatever the h*** was really supposed to be here first. That he somehow stopped from doing his job. And then as his last haha, f*** you turned him into Jesus immortal that's gonna be murdered.

Cristina: So they end.

Jack: Dipped.

Cristina: They both dipped though. Or he really died. Whatever that other.

Jack: Yeah, he really died. He just like stripped him of power and made him human. He's like, here you go.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then just like, I got your power and I got my power and I'm out, cuz. This is boring now. Yeah, I've been doing this for like 3,000 years. Mount.

Cristina: Guys, I don't know, cuz Jesus was supporting him through the whole thing.

Jack: Jesus had no idea.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Jesus was born a normal person.

Cristina: So the thing. So there was a thing in Jesus?

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. Jesus was the other thing.

Cristina: But he didn't know that.

Jack: He didn't know that. He lost his powers. He lost his memory. He was wiped out. He was turned into a mortal.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's like if you were to take one of the Greek gods powers, you.

Cristina: Could turn into mortal and erase their memories and everything.

Jack: Yeah, just. You are now just born. You were born from day one.

Cristina: Alright?

Jack: You're not born and you're just like Benjamin Button, just talking English and s***. Full knowledge and crap.

Jack: No, he was a hundred percent just a kid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then we killed him.

Cristina: And then we killed him. Then that's the end of the story.

Jack: The end.

Cristina: Yeah, that sounds right. I don't know.

Jack: Seems legit, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How interesting. I'm way too fascinated by the fact that. More than definitely, like there's more than one 99% chance Jehovah's the devil. Or a demon at least.

Cristina: Demon. A demigod. A demigod could be evil. Yeah, it's neutral.

Jack: It's neutral. So he's not omniscient anything, it's just some other being that makes like he's bad sometimes.

Cristina: Yeah, but they're all bad sometimes.

Jack: Yeah, like Zeus will murder people.

Cristina: F*** yeah.

Jack: They do stuff.

Cristina: He fits.

Jack: That fits. And he loves sacrifices. So did Zeus. They love sacrifices. They all love f****** s***. Sacrifice and murder to them and crap. I'm gonna kill your firstborns. Or you kill a goat. You kill a goat. Give me some blood. Or you.

Cristina: I'm going like a prank or something. Like it's all just like haha. What can we convince them to do? That's so dumb.

Jack: No, I think it's about loyalty.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think it's. You're gonna kill the goat to prove to me that you believe me and that you follow. Well not believe me because you know I'm here, but that you follow me.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or I kill your kid.

Cristina: Harsh. Okay. Simple loyalty. Loyalty about loyalty, demi thing.

Jack: Zeus also loves loyalty. It's about loyalty. And he will murder over loyalty.

Cristina: Yeah, they all have their temples and whatever.

Jack: Yep, yep, yep. 100% fascinating man. Does argument for a twisted, psychotic, Loki esque demigod is like real hard on that.

Cristina: I think that's the winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Especially when people have the spirit of God. You basically just became the Exorcist.

Cristina: Yes, I don't know, it lasts so much shorter that they're like, it's. It's fine. I don't know.

Jack: It's weird with normalize, huh? Anyways, running out of time here, but if you guys enjoyed this conversation, there are a copious amount that. Of conversations of this exact type and nature here on the podcast you can find many, many, many. And we're basically just refining some thoughts we've had. But we've never really discussed how tiny the area in which everything in the Bible takes place.

Cristina: Like, it's so ridiculous.

Jack: So small you could drive across that s*** in a day. That's crazy.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah, that's. That's everywhere God and Zeus were.

Cristina: And somehow Adam and Eve were created before the world was.

Jack: The world is 6,000 years old, but Adam and are 10,000 years old. So resolve that, Christians. Anyways, you can find all that additional stuff where we talk about how much we love God and Jehovah and, you know, this is the Christian podcast where we just talk about how much faith and love we have in God. So, you know, you can find all that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts, really.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @JustConvopod.

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Cristina: Are you woker? Are you Put some cross emojis in there?

Jack: Actually, no. Put a goat and then. Oh, yeah, I guess you put a little X. Put a little X right after you put a goat emoji, because you kill the goats and they put a child. So you put a goat, you put an X, and then you put a little kid at the end.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: And then that'll tell us that you. You listen to the episode.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Should we start posting these with those?

Cristina: That would be so cool. Yes, that makes sense. Yes. Awesome. Yeah, Our reviews are gonna be covered in random emojis.

Jack: Yeah, man, that's dope. And yeah, so make sure to put.

Cristina: Coast with that stuff and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is the most overpowered thing that exists in all of the universe. And apparently the universe is, like, 300 miles. So, yes, you know, like, whatever.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye. Weird. Let's go. Are they jumping through pictures? How are they coming to us?

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: They're not, like, from this, are they?

Jack: No. This is an interesting point. This is a very interesting point that you bring up, because then the question is, are we to think of heaven like a painting? Like, is it this other space that is not? Like, it's the painting in the Roadrunner in Wile E. Coyote situation?

Cristina: I feel like we're the painting. I would have imagined heaven to be a gallery of paintings.

Jack: Oh, f***. See, here's the problem. Here's a problem with that.

Cristina: What?

Jack: You're assuming that. Well, in any case, what God are you talking about? That's which version of heaven. If you're referring to, like, Jehovah heaven, then why would it be a gallery and not just a now?

Cristina: A now?

Jack: Like, they have one moment the same way we have one moment. They share one moment. Yes, God exists always and forever, but also we are being visited. Or there's a narrowness and we're always going in one direction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So their time is our time. There's not a gallery. There's a single painting, and it's called Earth.

Cristina: Well, the other paintings represent other realities.

Jack: Well, this is my problem. If you're talking Jehovah, that's not the case. Oh, because we're talking, like, Christian God and Earth is the only thing that matters. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You'd be talking about some sort of elevated version of religion. In that case, then, yeah.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by Zero Lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 151: Powerful Beings

Was Jehovah a single person or a group of people? Are Jehovah’s angels just Zeus’ children rewritten? Are the soldiers in Jehovah’s army (angels) roughly as powerful as Jehovah, but they merely believe in his philosophy and follow him rather than attempting to replace him? The duo unpack the possibility that Jehovah and his angels were merely a powerful group of humans with adrenochrome on their side at war with other factions of humans achieving the same abilities awarded by adrenochrome but through other rituals and traditions. What they discover about Hitler and Jehovah in the process is something no one could have ever predicted!

Rambling 151: Powerful Beings

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Topics Discussed

  • Hitler
  • Zeus
  • Jehovah
  • Adrenochrome
  • Power
  • Biblical Giants
  • Small Humans
  • Biblical Metaphors
  • Omniscience
  • Nothingness
  • The Garden of Eden

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Jack: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised. Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

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Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to pull someone close and scream at them that this is the show. This, the Just Conversation podcast, is the show. You're gonna be like, what do you mean? And you're gonna be like, it's the show. Be like, but what? The show.

Cristina: The what?

Jack: Which of the many? And why is this? And it's like, no, no, no, it's the show. There's one show and it's that show. It's like, no, but what about, like, Supernatural? And it's like, no, no, no, no. That's not real. Only the Just Conversation podcast is real.

Cristina: Is a real show or is real like.

Jack: No, it's a real show.

Cristina: Historically, both. Okay.

Jack: We are the show that's ever existed. Everything else is an illusion created by the Matrix. Anyway, so we were talking about how Jehovah.

Cristina: Right.

Jack: Everybody listening? We're back on this.

Cristina: Yes, whatever. We can't help it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the angels are based on the Greek gods. We know that exact thing. Even with the Dead Sea Scrolls continuously being uncovered, all we're finding out is that it's basically a copy and paste of a bunch of Greek mythology s***.

Cristina: Yes, that sounds right.

Jack: So the same way that all the angels, all the gods were sort of equal to Zeus, maybe slightly less powerful, but they were equal in that Zeus is a demigod. He's a flesh person who you can kill and will stay dead. And all the other gods are essentially the same thing. My argument is that Jehovah, being based on this, works the same way. Now, he is the loudest, and he claims to be the one and only God, but I think all the angels are.

Cristina: Would it be equal to him?

Jack: Would be equal to him to some degree.

Cristina: Like, all the demigods would be equal.

Jack: To Zeus, all the gods to Zeus the way. All the angels to Jehovah. And the example I have is that Hitler was one man.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And there were millions of soldiers under his control, but they're all men.

Cristina: I mean, they were all equal to him.

Jack: Yeah. They're all Equal to him. But we don't know any of them.

Cristina: They're superhuman.

Jack: Yeah. We don't know a single one of them. And he is not special. Hitler was not special. He was just another person.

Cristina: But he made himself special.

Jack: He made himself special. He was the loudest, he was the scariest, he was the most ruthless. And as a result, he's who we remember. The same applies for Zeus, who was particularly ruthless and violent. And same applied to Jehovah. Jehovah was what, at the beginning? Aggressive, ruthless, monstrous, murderous, destroy, whatever. Until people are like, if we stop f****** with him, he will stop retaliating. Yeah, let's just listen. And then what? He just became a passive, kind guy because, like, everything is in the orders that I wanted it to be.

Cristina: But he had to be that tough guy first.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Weird. Yes, he is. He could be just another angel. Like, angel could just be the word for God or gods or demigods or whatever.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: 100% equal. But in all these. In all these stories about gods, whether it's Christianity or. What was the one that you just mentioned?

Jack: Greek mythology?

Cristina: Greek mythology or Norse mythology? Norse mythology. Thank you. Norse mythology. They all have giants as well in these stories. They're giants. And giants seem to be something other than human and gods, or at least that's why I feel like that's what's going on. If there are giants in the Christian book, what are they? Are they aliens?

Jack: Well, there's an interesting question there, because there are giants in the Christian Bible, especially the one that David fought.

Cristina: But in the Bible, they're human and angel babies. Right. Or something like that.

Jack: Well, Goliath wasn't. Goliath was just a giant that I believe was human.

Cristina: Oh, he was just a. But he's a giant human. He's not a giant giant. You know, like in.

Jack: No, I think he was abnormally huge. I think he was an impossible size.

Cristina: Oh, like an actual giant?

Jack: Like an actual giant.

Cristina: Oh, so then what are these giants?

Jack: Okay, so an easy argument for this would be people were smaller in the past. If you trace us far back enough, we're actually at our tallest proportion moment. Yes. Okay, well, it's complicated because it branches off in two different directions. Right. We began as smaller humans, but we were taller apes. So when we were still in the ape age.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We were pretty big.

Cristina: For apes.

Jack: For apes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And this is in the period where we started standing up on two legs and, like, looking around in that. Like, we were pretty tall around that time. Neanderthals, that kind of s***. We're talking huge. But then we enter the human ish era. We're humanoid and almost human.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then for whatever reason, there's a crazy dip and we're very small. Through the beginning of humanity, we're still.

Cristina: Big compared to apes, we're still small.

Jack: We're pretty small. We're talking like average height being anywhere between four, five and five feet.

Cristina: Whoa. Okay. What?

Jack: And we know that people can be as tall as 7ft, 9 inches, 9, 8ft. What's tallest human? Like, okay, we got huge f****** people.

Cristina: Yeah. But not many.

Jack: Almost twice the size of the average. If the average was four or five.

Cristina: Yeah. Are those giants?

Jack: So these people are technically giant? I think you're technically giant after you pass like six, six or something.

Cristina: But that's not what they're talking about in these stories.

Jack: Well, we don't know, because the problem with interpreting the Bible literally is that it's a book of metaphors to begin with.

Cristina: What about the other books, are they also metaphors?

Jack: I don't know. Assuming that these are also periods of time when they were. How do I put it? Okay. If you were to say, what is the past of Asia look like? Asians are usually pretty small. So were they smaller? Evolution tells us yes, probably. But then we look at something like Africans that are really tall.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: If two of these people were to.

Cristina: Cross paths, would one see the other as a giant? Is that what you're saying?

Jack: Chances are in the past we would have seen the other as a giant.

Cristina: If we didn't know that they were people already.

Jack: Their skin already looks different. We've never encountered these people before. All we know is that they're humanoid, but literally twice the size of any of us.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's a giant. And when you write about that, that's a giant. And if they've never encountered you and you've never encountered them, Fear and hostility is human response, survival.

Cristina: Yeah. So they weren't really giants battling gods then. He's in a lot of these stories. It's a power, like fight between giants and gods for whatever.

Jack: I mean, for power, whatever. It's possible. Let's look at, let's compare these two situations. Right. You have Jehovah, all his angels waging war. We have Zeus, all the gods waging war.

Cristina: Yeah. And the Titans that are giants.

Jack: Yes. In these two cases we have the loudest guy who we know of and their army. Like we said, Hitler and his army.

Cristina: Okay, Right.

Jack: If this was taking place so long ago that it was let's say, I don't know the first f****** year, but the same event. So there's a guy who's a Hitler equivalent, super loud, surrounded by people just like him. But he's the loudest, he's the scariest, he's more ruthless. And there's a group of rebels who come from somewhere else. These rebels come from a. Now this Hitler is taking place in Asia. He's a short guy. We are terrorizing. We don't know if there's anything outside of Asia. We're over here terrorizing everything in Asia. Taking over, expanding, trying to explore what there is. And then these people popped out of nowhere. And they're like, that's wrong, what they're doing. But they're African. They're very tall, they're old school African. Like 6, 5, every single one of them. And over here, you're all four or five, every single one of you.

Cristina: So you're saying that these characters are probably based on humans, then it's not gods at all.

Jack: It's not gods at all. It was just some guy whose loudness was godly.

Cristina: Yeah, it's like in, what is it, North Korea, where he convinced everyone that he is pretty much God and he can't. Like, he doesn't need to use the bathroom and stuff like that. Like, there's stories like that about whoever this ruling evil dude is. This ancient Hitler.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes, exactly. Exactly. And I think that it's possible that the giants we've heard about were just an opposing team. The other people.

Cristina: The other people. Okay, I guess.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What? So it's not really. But then none of these stories matter when it comes to what could exist besides us.

Jack: Yes. Because everything is a story about us. And we just have to keep in mind that we are speaking metaphorically at all times in these books. So when we say giants. Well, what does it mean? Tall guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: When we say God, maybe people in power, people with weapons, people can cause damage. People who other people listen to because.

Cristina: They just seem magical because of that. Because they have abilities.

Jack: No, no, no. It's not even magical. Those are also just metaphors.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah.

Jack: Everything is a metaphor.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Everything's a metaphor. Okay, okay. Take the magic out of it.

Jack: Take the magic out of it. Yeah. It's just loud people and war and crap of that nature.

Cristina: What? I guess. And it's just a history book.

Jack: It's a history book of metaphoric stories.

Cristina: Yes, all the books.

Jack: All the books.

Cristina: All the books are telling the same story, which are all metaphors.

Jack: Which is funny when you talk about the Dead Sea Scrolls. Right. And these things are being brought out, discovered, and they're just talking about the stories in the Bible, and the Christians are grabbing this s*** and running like, hey, a different book is talking about the same stories that took place in the Bible. What? And it's like, oh, my God. If you guys look at the text, you'll find out that the Bible was written using these texts, not the other way around. Not the other way around. It's not that two different groups of people saw the same events and wrote about them. It's that the Bible is based on these books who are based on those.

Cristina: Books, who are based on those other books who are based on those other books.

Jack: Like, and so the Christians are like a second. No, it's the same. It's the first version of the book you're reading?

Cristina: Yes, it's the first draft.

Jack: Yeah, it's the first draft. Well, you're like, wow, different. No, it's not different. It's the same book, but in.

Cristina: For the Dead. For the Dead Sea Scrolls. How can they read those? Is it even possible?

Jack: It's in Hebrew.

Cristina: Okay. So they can translate it somehow. Okay.

Jack: I mean, it's.

Cristina: I don't know how old they are. No, I didn't know it was still a common language that those were written in.

Jack: Oh, yeah, yeah, they were in Hebrew.

Cristina: Hasn't that language changed since then?

Jack: Yeah, but the language is still pretty, like, used pretty common. It's kind of widespread. And you can just ask somebody to read it to you. Like, the difference between Old English and now is hearing somebody talk about it. But if you were to read it, you can still pick up on what they're saying.

Cristina: Yeah, but it makes me. It reminds me of that story of that someone went through the Bible and then changed everything for other words to tell a whole new story where the Bible is actually about aliens and their experiment with humans and they were using the Hebrew language and giving different meanings, but it's the same word. But I guess that word has multiple meanings, so you can just change it to whatever you want it to mean, as long as it's the word. Because that word could mean. You know what I mean?

Jack: Okay, I know exactly what you're talking about and who you're talking about. I forget his name, but I know what you mean. And in the case that you're currently talking about the Bible being the story about aliens or whatever, out of the two possibilities that we're faced with, either say the Bible is being Literal? Well, in assuming the Bible is telling real events that were of supernatural proportions, at least us.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: Whether it be powers or science, the latter seems more likely because the words that they have in the time that the words were being used and written actually align more with the guy's argument about it being associated with foreignness and aliens as opposed to gods and perfection. So it's more likely that what they meant was aliens. That is fact.

Cristina: But I'm assuming no one's going to read those scrolls in using that way.

Jack: Of thinking, because they're already going to say that. Well, at least if they're Christian, they're going to look at it. Or Hebrew or anybody who believes in the religions of Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah, they're going to translate it using those words that they're familiar with.

Jack: Yeah, the translation has to fit. It's the confirmation bias you're going to go in with. This is what it should sound like. So anything I read I gotta fix for being like this.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Versus reading it and knowing how the words were used at the time that it was written. So what they most likely mean which the guy you're talking about wrote a book explaining how the words were used previously.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And how when they were written in the Bible, there's no way they could have meant water when they meant the heavens or something like that.

Cristina: Yeah, he gets really into it.

Jack: Yes, I can remember his name. Name. But yeah, I know who you're talking about. In any case, it's always more likely than that there are aliens, than that there is a divine being who designed anything and everything somehow existing from outside reality.

Cristina: There can't be something outside. I don't be.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense. In fact, the idea that something or.

Cristina: They can be, but it can't be inside too.

Jack: The idea that something even thinks is an idea from within reality.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh, that's how complicated it is. Even the concept of perception, awareness. Consciousness is inside is a concept that exists within reality. For anything to have awareness and make everything else, you would have needed awareness to begin with, which is impossible to have it before reality in which that came to be exists.

Cristina: What?

Jack: So there could not be just definitively there could not be a God based on that. At least not an omniscient everywhere, all the time God, No. And the best we have for that is still from within reality. Which is to say, how did our universe come to be? And that's where we have nothingness observed by consciousness. We still don't know where the place where those two Things are is we know it's within. I guess it's reality.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Even if there's no universe, there's no space, time. There is just nothingness and consciousness. Those things still exist within reality.

Cristina: Can we prove that there's nothing? No, we can't.

Jack: No, it would be impossible.

Cristina: This is a question. You have to ask it. I don't know. I know there's no answer to that, but it's just.

Jack: Yes. The answer is there is nothing. There's as much nothing as there is something. They're both infinite.

Cristina: But can you prove it? How do you prove that nothing's there?

Jack: By proving that something is here.

Cristina: And that's enough.

Jack: It's easy. In order for something to be in a place, there must have been nothing there first. Otherwise the something could not go there because there's already something there. You need nothing there first in order to put this new something there. Okay, well, because we are here, there must have been nothing here.

Cristina: Because we are here, there must have been nothing.

Jack: Because if there was something here, we could not be here.

Cristina: Yes. That is so complicated.

Jack: Nothingness has to be just as likely as somethingness. But we can never experience a moment of nothingness, difference.

Cristina: Mmm. We cannot experience nothing that is complicated. But that's more about death than anything. That's complicated. Because then what is after life? Yeah.

Jack: More perception. Definitely.

Cristina: You don't think there could be a nothing?

Jack: We couldn't experience it no matter what we would continue to experience. That's why I don't fear death.

Cristina: Because you have to experience something.

Jack: Because the however long you experience nothing for, you'll be unaware that you experienced nothing. The example is always you die or you're dying and the light is slowly fading. And then the second it goes to black, a split second goes by, and then the light starts expanding again. And then you just pop out of somebody's v*****.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So you never stopped perceiving? Yeah, there was just more of the same. Or you die. You're dying. You're on your deathbed. You're an old man. You're about to leave your soul, you're about to leave your body. Everything is dying. The lights are going out. And then suddenly everything starts to fractalize and starts to break apart.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then there's just a bunch of parts everywhere. And you're still witnessing the part, but the concept of you is gone. But you're still watching the people who were your family slowly decompose into nothing that looks like just parts. You watch your body. You're Surrounded by decompose into nothing. And now you're still here, perceiving this soup of something.

Cristina: Do you? Huh? I guess. If that's true. And then you just. You're just born afterwards. Is it. Are you in the nothing? You wouldn't be born.

Jack: No, the previous scenario. You're born. In this scenario. You've died and crossed to some other plane of existence. Smooth. It was seamless. There was never here's space with nothing in it. Yeah, that never happened. You just went from, hey, you're sitting across from me. Christina, I'm on my deathbed. You come and you visit me next to my deathbed on my last moment. And you're like, hey, it was real fun to do this show with you, but you're dying. And I'm like, yeah. And then I see you. Slowly as the light goes away, you start to get fuzzier and fuzzier. And then you become so fuzzy. You're blending into the wall now because it's also fuzzy. Before long, everything is sort of uniform, but not. This is a mix of colors and stuff. And I also forget in that same progression, slowly start forgetting more and more of who I am until there is no me, There is no you. There's nothing. I don't remember anything. Because remembering is irrelevant here. Yeah, but I'm still perceiving. I've not stopped perceiving. Now I'm just seeing this mesh of colors. And now I start to decipher what this mesh of color means. And thus forming my new reality.

Cristina: That makes sense. Yes, that's probably it. Why wouldn't it be?

Jack: Why wouldn't it be? That's how we were born in the first place. We popped out, everything was a blur of colors. And we started just piecing together what that meant.

Cristina: Yeah, I think that sounds right. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. And we're like, okay, well, this mixture always means Mom. That mixture is always Mom. That's a chair over there. Some before long. Chair. Table. Mom. Christina. Tv.

Cristina: Red. Blue.

Jack: Red. Blue. Yeah, but then I'll forget all that s*** again.

Cristina: Yes, but there's never nothing.

Jack: Couldn't be. We couldn't perceive nothing. Otherwise it wouldn't be nothing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The moment we can perceive it, it's something.

Cristina: It's so confusing. It's not confusing, but it is complicated. Yeah.

Jack: It's possible to discuss. Impossible to imagine.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. What's less impossible is the. What's that thing we call now The Force? What are we calling it?

Jack: Yeah, the Force.

Cristina: The Force. Guess what? In. I'm not finished with the story, though. But I'm going to talk about what I've read so far.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: In Prince Lestat, the vampires, they're not just vampires. There's a starting point, if you remember from part two. There was the first vampire, but there was something that made the first vampire.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: It was some type of creature. I don't know what it is. When I picture the creature, it looks like the thing from Fullmetal Alchemist. The little black thing with an eye from the gate. From the Gate. Well, I don't know. But he was also in the real world with their dad. He had him in a little thing.

Jack: And pride was also made out of him.

Cristina: Oh, yes, yes. Well, that thing, he's in Prince Lest. That. Well, not. He's not in that story. Or maybe he is. I'm not sure. But whatever, he was in the First Vampire, and that's how the vampires were made. And in the newest book, there is a problem with creating vampires now. And a vampire's theory is that this thing that made the first vampire, it's. It's kind of like in all the vampires. And it's reached its limit of how far it could reach with its powers or whatever. Like it has a limit. It reminds me, though, of the Force and how we say if you use the Force too much. I don't remember what happens if you talk about how it's bad to use the Force too much. The dark side is bad to abuse it. Yes, it's bad to abuse it because.

Jack: Whatever, it'll turn on you.

Cristina: It'll turn. Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: You're weakening it or something.

Cristina: Yeah. So I feel like this story is pretty much following the rules, that all these other things that are like that are following.

Jack: That makes me think of the movie, the one. The one where Jet Li went around killing all the other versions of himself and every one of them he would kill would spread that one's energy amongst all the other versions of him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then where there were two, they were so inhumanly strong, they're superhuman.

Cristina: Yeah. Because that power has a limit.

Jack: Yes. So if that's what's happening in the story, then it's possible. If they just start killing vampires, the vampires who have those powers will get stronger progressively.

Cristina: Well, they get stronger progressively just by aging, too.

Jack: Yes, but if they murdered all the vampires.

Cristina: Well, there's maybe. I don't know what's happening in this world. But my guess is this creature is so tired of all the vampires that are around, it's trying to convince vampires, the older ones the strong ones to murder other vampires, all the weak ones because there's so many weak vampires. And I guess he's sick and tired of all these vampire. He's sick and tired of sharing this energy because it is him. And so he's getting these older vampires to kill them off because he is the energy. And I guess he's tired or he's being wasted and he's sick of it. So he needs some of them to die.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Does that make sense? I feel like it makes. I don't know if that's what's happening, but that's what I think is happening.

Jack: It would make sense. Yeah. You did release some of the power and spread yourself less than.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Makes sense.

Cristina: But I wonder if the force works like that too.

Jack: Possible.

Cristina: Like in the flash. It does seem like that.

Jack: Yes. There is the amount of force to go around. And if too many people are using it then other people don't have access to it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It is completely possible. Yes.

Cristina: It's interesting they all work like that.

Jack: Because you have to think that the universal energy that exists everywhere is being used by everybody. There is a sort of amount of individuals that could be tuned in at any one moment.

Cristina: There is an amount that there's.

Jack: Okay. Most people probably use the energy small time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if somebody's using a f*** ton of it somewhere in the universe, 99.99% of everything is using fractions of it and doesn't even. Like they can still use it because the chunk free is so big by comparison that that small tiny chunk could still be spread out amongst a whole planet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know like everybody on earth using it at the smallest percentage. A small fraction of the force can use the force at the same time that somebody else where is using 70% of it in one shot. Because that 25 is still a ton of energy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But now if two creatures or two civilizations decided to use 75% at the same time. We're not advanced enough to do that.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Or we haven't found things like that. And if we did, we could destroy this plan by acc. If somebody had that kind of power. But if somebody does and there's two of them, who knows how often these people are using it. So those people can't.

Cristina: Yeah. That would start a huge problem.

Jack: That would start a huge problem. Now we don't encounter that because we're primitive in every case. Whether it be magic, whether it be science, whatever the case, we're primitive.

Cristina: But if there's something on Earth right now because it reminds me of adrenochrome and towers falling for the blood. And what if that's also involved in.

Jack: It's not enough.

Cristina: It's not enough.

Jack: Small potatoes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're talking even the gods from within Earth, Zeus, Jehovah, these people. Right.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They could both simultaneously use the energy and it would still not. They could both use as much as they know how. And there would still be energy to go around. And it would still be an insignificant amount because they're still regional. One is from Greek.

Cristina: Yeah. But there was still problems though. But I guess that's because with each other more than. I mean, like in their little groups. There was a bigger problem.

Jack: Yeah, but doesn't. We're talking about the force. It's not causing any force disturbance.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because they can both use it effectively.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we haven't drained. Now, if everybody on Earth had the same capacity to use it that Zeus and Jehovah did, would then. That created then. Or are we still talking small potatoes because it's still one planet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's something out there so powerful it took over the Great Void.

Cristina: And how could that be? If there was a limit.

Jack: If there. There is a limit.

Cristina: If there.

Jack: But they were using. And keep in mind how small the Great Void is as compared to the rest of the universe. It's so small. We look and we got to look really far and we see it really small. We just know that it's huge because we still see it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But it's far and tiny. So that took an immense amount of energy.

Cristina: That definitely did. Yeah.

Jack: If somebody did that with raw power, not just science, but using some sort of power.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Can two beings do that? Now we're talking a different scale.

Cristina: Mm. And you think they can do that?

Jack: I think yes. I don't know. Can two at the same time. But also that's such a small amount. Like, how big is the power distribution we're talking about if it's using the entire universe, if the whole universe is using the same energy source.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: How big are we talking? And like, is our universe old enough to even have beings that can wield such exaggeration? Or has it been.

Cristina: It seems like we can't all share it though. Or if we're looking at like full metal alchemists. They needed to kill people to. To share it between the powerful people that are using or whatever. Or was that not needed for the energy to be used? I feel like it related.

Jack: No, because they are using something different. They use energy to make transmutation. You Mean philosopher stones.

Cristina: Okay, that's.

Jack: No, it's the same exchange. If every one transmutation required a death.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Right. Then the philosopher's stone is cashing in your deaths ahead of time to then use the power later.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Same concept.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's just. When are you paying?

Cristina: Yeah. That is so complicated. That's. That's. That show is just so dark. But there is a limit. But there's no way to reach that limit.

Jack: There is a way to reach that limit. We just don't know what.

Cristina: We can't reach it.

Jack: Yeah. And we can't fathom what would there should be. Because there is a limit.

Cristina: Has someone reached that limit?

Jack: Probably not. What is the lifetime of God? What. What. What numbers would we give if he can outlive our entire universe? In fact, our entire universe is the fraction of a second to God. But he lives 100 years his time. So if a fraction of a second. Right. We hadron collider. We smash two atoms together. Boom. The conditions of the universe. A whole civilization happens in that small space. A whole universe happens. Bunch of galaxies, bunch of planets, a bunch of civilizations. 50 trillion years go by and then that universe dies. Great. Sweet. Okay, fine. Universe is dead after trillions. That was a fraction of a second. How long in comparison to that fraction of a second will I. Is my time if I'm 100 years old and that's I'm just die at 100 normal a** f****** life. But that I'm the guy who smashed the two atoms together and made that. So in that timescale, we're now in the universe that is going to expire in 50 trillion years. But all of this has been a moment God doesn't even notice is happening because it's happening so quick.

Cristina: Yes, but we're somehow using his energy or.

Jack: Well, my point would be at that scale, what is a minute? What is a day? Could we fathom what a second is?

Cristina: No.

Jack: A second is long as h***. A second could be the entire. Actually this whole universe exists in less than one second of God.

Cristina: Okay. Okay.

Jack: If we convert that to energy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's nothing like it's. It could expire.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In a normal. God is going to die in a.

Cristina: But it took a lot of energy to make us, though.

Jack: It took such insignificant energy to run the hadron colliders that we still have everything else in the planet working simultaneously.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Do you see?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just to smash two atoms together and create a whole universe. It took so little energy, most people don't even know that Machine exists.

Cristina: All right?

Jack: Nobody noticed anything happened.

Cristina: Everyone feared for the worst.

Jack: Nobody knew. That's all just stories from people who were looking into it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Nobody knew what was happening. Oh, and it's happened many times.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, those are all fake stories.

Jack: So in these cases, one fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a second to a hundred years. So to a full life amount of energy, what is our universe? Insignificant?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's easy to waste the energy. Something could use it. Is there anything within here who could use it? I don't. F***.

Cristina: Probably not. Is adrenochrome the closest we get to that, though?

Jack: Adrenochrome? Isn't that. Is adrenochrome connected to the Force?

Cristina: I don't know. That's why I'm wondering. I'm wondering if it is.

Jack: No, I think adrenochrome is a shortcut.

Cristina: To what?

Jack: To not have to use the Force, but acquire all the same things. Okay. Think of what Alan Watt says. You could meditate into an entirely new perspective of viewing the world and understanding reality. Or you could f****** take acid. Like acid is good to show you the window. But learn how to get there on your own.

Cristina: Oh, okay. It's better to learn how to get there.

Jack: It's not better, it's just a different way. He suggests learn together on your own. But who cares if you can get there?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The point being that while we have. Actually, I have an idea. I lost my train of thought.

Cristina: We talk about how adrenochrome is a shortcut to blind.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Then adrenochrome would in any case be the asset. It's like the Force is the way there, but not everybody's connected to it. Not everybody has a He man sword or Power Ranger powers or f****** this or that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Jedi mind tricks or whatever. Sometimes you just take adrenochrome and you get there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's instant versus a bunch of Pragues and studying monks can get there. Spend their whole lives, mind you, instantly when you meet them, what the f*** is happening?

Cristina: Or take adrenochrome.

Jack: Take Adrenochrome.

Cristina: No practice.

Jack: But also the same things would happen. People who practice and learn how to use the things, are they out there causing trouble?

Cristina: Trouble? No, never. But they don't have withdrawal, which I guess is a good.

Jack: Yes, that's another good.

Cristina: That's a good thing.

Jack: But also they're not out there causing. Because they learn how to wield it. Yeah, but if you got the power overnight. Do you know how to wield it? No, you just got crazy abilities. It's the same idea of when we were having that episode about the mass shooting maybe two, three seasons ago, and me and Blake were talking about our guns bad and our people bad. And it's like, no, not really. Yes, people die all the time. But if you gave everybody a gun overnight. Well, actually, we're talking about the Internet particularly, which was. Is the Internet evil? It's like, no, the Internet is just a brand new creation. And we don't know what the f*** we're doing.

Cristina: We definitely don't know what we're doing with the Internet or with guns.

Jack: With the Internet or with guns. Well, we know how to use guns. More guns really don't cause that much of a problem.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If you gave everybody a gun, we kind of get it. But before anybody knew what a gun. This is how I proved my point. Before anybody knew what a gun was. If suddenly I invented guns today and I just happened to make enough of them to give everybody a gun. A lot of people are gonna die.

Cristina: Yes. No one knew about what it was.

Jack: Yeah, a lot of people are gonna die because we don't know what the f*** we're doing. Even after we see a couple of people dying, people can be. Well, I could defend my house with her. I could do this without. People are gonna shoot each other because we don't know what the f*** we're doing. Same goes for the Internet. We don't know what the f*** we're doing. We're just screaming at each other because we don't know what the f*** we're doing.

Cristina: Yes. Because they're complicated. Because people shoot themselves.

Jack: Yeah, but those are accidents. That. That doesn't happen often.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's probably the. In Earth history, every year, maybe 10 people shoot themselves by accident.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Like, it's not worth the mention.

Cristina: Okay, but it happened.

Jack: Yes, but also some dude fell upstairs. That's also something that happened once. Like, it's fine once in a.

Cristina: Like, I don't know, just once.

Jack: Weird things happen. Never. Look at the anecdotal anomaly that doesn't fall into the act.

Cristina: Like the lady who killed her husband with a squirrel or something.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like when the only one time in a lifetime.

Jack: Yeah. Like, it's pointless to be like, well, that one thing happened. Like, who gives a s***? It'll never happen again.

Cristina: Yeah. Unless we got to worry about people trying to kill other people with squirrels. That becomes a thing.

Jack: Those circumstances are so highly specific.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They don't matter.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. With all that comes the equivalent of the Force, and we can't do that. We. With something we don't know how to use, which is how we end up with people just having withdrawal, desperately trying to get as much adrenochrome as possible, doing weird things and abusing their power. Meanwhile, the people who practice to get to the same place don't give a. Yeah, they're just enjoying it.

Cristina: Yeah. Cool.

Jack: Interesting point, now that I think about it, though.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Thinking about Hitler and his army and Jehovah and his army and Zeus and his army, essentially. Maybe the same person, whatever this army was, was definitely tuned into the Force themselves, wasn't it? Not Hitler's army.

Cristina: Well, we don't know for sure.

Jack: But like Jehovah's army, just humans, not even demigods, just humans who tuned into the Force and collectively, quite some power. Not only is the leader, the most powerful, most ruthless, most dangerous one, and the one we all know about and refer to the rest of the movement as, but all the other people also, they learn and they practice and they studied together.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they could know how to use the Force and with that, use the power to suppress everyone else.

Cristina: Yeah. That's so weird because I was thinking about giants and how, like, what if they're the ones using adrenochrome because they're doing weird things, too, besides that they're giant. They're usually doing the weird same things that the gods are doing. They have a different title and they look different, obviously, but they're doing pretty much the same things. They're kind of equal.

Jack: What do you mean by doing the same things?

Cristina: Like, they can do the same powers or they have the same strength or whatever. You want to describe it, they turn into birds. They turn into birds. Like, there's no difference except for their title.

Jack: So you're saying God is a title to a type of human?

Cristina: Yes, they're calling themselves gods, and we call them gods because they call themselves gods and they call themselves giants. So we do the same.

Jack: Maybe they didn't call themselves any of that and we called them all that.

Cristina: Okay. But they were still both. Like, what's the difference of the two groups?

Jack: There's no difference. It's just two different, like, ethnic groups at most using the Force, Adrenochrome or the Force. Or in any case, maybe one was using one and the other was using the other. It looks like outside of religion, people aim towards other means. Witchcraft. You don't need blood for f****** witchcraft unless you're doing black magic, which is circling right back to the same s***.

Cristina: You just reminded me. God needs blood. So they're the ones doing a dream of Chrome. If anyone's doing adrenochrome, it's the gods.

Jack: Yeah, well, again, like what I'm saying, anybody outside of religion is doing magic. They're doing meditation. They're doing.

Cristina: They're using the forest.

Jack: They're using the forest. Anybody within religion, it's a whole different story. Using adrenochrome, they're cheating. They don't have the natural ability. Although they go around telling everybody. Everyone else is using the bad thing, but everybody else is doing what? Using nature.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So a quick example would be, right, you go to church and they tell you we're going to chant together, and you are going to pretend to drink blood and pretend to eat flesh. Sit down, shut up and listen to me. Good guys, according to themselves. And then they'll point at the other side and be like, those are the bad guys. What are the bad guys doing? Stay in touch with nature.

Cristina: Yes, that's what I was going to say. Instead of listening to what someone else is saying, you're listening to nature and hearing what it tells you.

Jack: Yeah. Be introspective. Ask what's right and what's wrong. Question everything. The. The story of the apple. Why is God so dedicated to not having Adam and Eve eat the apple? It's like, why don't you want them to. You made the perfect things. You don't want them to have knowledge.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Why don't you want them to have not? Of course, chances are he found that f****** garden.

Cristina: I don't think he ate that apple.

Jack: I don't think God was a. God wasn't allowed to eat that.

Cristina: He wasn't allowed to. He was like, you guys can't have it because I can't have it.

Jack: I think that's exactly what happened. I think God was not allowed to eat the apple. And he is an angry and jealous God according to himself.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: So if he was angry that he couldn't and jealous that they could. No, f*** it. My God doesn't talk to them. I'm not gonna let them eat either.

Cristina: Except that they. Because he's not perfect. Like, whoever made him. Or not as perfect, you know, whatever.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: They could not listen to him, which he has to, I guess, listen to whoever made him.

Jack: Yes. He can't actually eat the apple. There's nothing he could do to eat that apple. Yeah, but they could.

Cristina: But they could. Yes. And they did What? That makes sense.

Jack: God doesn't have all the information. It's possible Adam and Eve had more information. Yep.

Cristina: Whoa. Do you think they shared it with us? Did we bury that information?

Jack: No, I think we actively suppress that information. I think religion does a pretty good effort of trying to suppress the real information that's out there, while Adam and Eve knew the real information that was out there. But we cut their stories short and remove what they're saying a lot of the time.

Cristina: This is because there is no story. They just gave birth to a bunch of children. The end.

Jack: Yeah. We don't talk about the fact that they knew everything.

Cristina: Yeah. Did they teach their children? Yeah. I don't know. That's interesting. What if God couldn't eat the apple?

Jack: It's doubtful that he could. Yeah, he probably never eat the apple. He probably didn't make that garden. That cartoon is just his home. It's his fishbowl.

Cristina: It's his fishbowl.

Jack: It's his fishbowl to where something greater is just watching God.

Cristina: But then when he kicked them out, what did he kick them out into?

Jack: The world.

Cristina: The world? Is that inside his fishbowl?

Jack: No, he kicked them out of the.

Cristina: Fishbowl where he lives.

Jack: He lives. God can't leave the fishbowl. That's why he's obligated to do other things, to communicate. For whatever reason, Lucifer and Jehovah are bound to their respective locations because they have to do other things to communicate. They have to send a physical. Not physical, but like an energy based thing. Talk to you through a bush. Talk to you through your dreams. Send the messenger angel because he cannot leave.

Cristina: Oh, crap. He is trapped wherever he is.

Jack: God is in prison.

Cristina: Yes. He's in prison. No. I don't know.

Jack: He's trapped wherever he is. He has messengers for days and he has tricks for days. I can talk to you through any number of. Why don't you come down?

Cristina: I'll blind you.

Jack: He's got excuses. Oh, like, bro, you've destroyed the earth many times.

Cristina: Doesn't matter.

Jack: You don't care. No, but he's trapped wherever he is. It's a fishbowl.

Cristina: It's a fishbowl. Yes.

Jack: And it's probably the garden.

Cristina: But is that fishbowl near here? In here? In this reality?

Jack: Could be. Maybe. Could be a pocket dimension.

Cristina: A pocket dimension.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And it could be that in kicking people out, he sent them out to the earth where they weren't meant to be. Maybe that's why we're destroying Earth. We weren't meant to be here. We were all supposed to be in this garden that would grow proportionately with the number of people that are in there for all of infinity. The garden would always be the right size for the number of people there. Yes, but the planet doesn't grow by itself.

Cristina: No. That's interesting.

Jack: We sent out people who were never meant to die in the first place. Also in the garden. They were immortal.

Cristina: They were immortal. Okay.

Jack: Ate the apple and then were kicked out and given mortality. I don't think that's how that story really goes. I think as long as you're in the garden, you're mortal, you're immortal, and as long as you're outside of the garden, you're mortal. Maybe God is too old to leave the garden. He might die instantaneously. It's like if Dorian Gray looked at his picture 200 years later.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He would immediately age to the age he should have been.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Maybe God would immediately age to the age it should be and die instantaneously.

Cristina: If he leaves the garden. Whoa.

Jack: If he leaves the garden, the garden is keeping him immortal.

Cristina: Mm. What? I wonder if there's other magical creatures there, though. I mean, not magical, but talkative, I guess. Like the talking snake.

Jack: The talking snake, which is also in the Bible. Not even really Lucifer. I don't know what that's about.

Cristina: It's a snake, and it talks. Were there other animals or the talking birds? Yeah.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. It is fascinating to think about that. That maybe the source of his mortality, immortality, is the garden.

Cristina: Like the first story, though, of Lilith. Was she kicked out of the garden? Was she still living in the garden? I don't know, because she was still able to rape Adam and stuff, but.

Jack: I don't know, man. Now, the question here would be God trying to make another God. He's managing everything with messengers from within the fishbowl. So he sends messengers, tries to navigate how things happen, tricks people into doing things, causes tragedies, and once in a while, attacks directly.

Cristina: Yes. To attacks Earth.

Jack: Yeah. But he's doing all of this from the fishbowl, which is why we never see him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The closest thing he got was that clever trick of Jesus. He's like, well, I found the way to convert my energy into this other being that's sort of me, but not me. But he can be outside without me dying in here. And I can see through his eyes and I can move him around, but I'm gonna be limited in information and limited in ability.

Cristina: It feels like he's already really limited in many ways.

Jack: Compared to us, he's not. Yeah, he's way more free than we could ever be. But then Jesus is human, so, like, he's limited if you're comparing him to omniscience.

Cristina: Yeah, but, like, as far as humans.

Jack: Go, he's not limited by anything.

Cristina: Yeah. And.

Jack: And then there's Jesus is way out of the bubble until Jesus dies, until he gets killed. Because he's not infinitely powerful, that version of him is still mortal. It was the only way he could get outside of the bubble without him leaving the bubble.

Cristina: Personally, do you think he's gotten out of the bubble after that, though? Why would he just stop at Jesus?

Jack: Maybe he hasn't. Maybe he hasn't. Maybe he's many different people throughout time. This is the only way to experience anything.

Cristina: Yeah. Think he brought anyone back into that bubble? He kicked people out. And we know about those stories, but who says he hasn't kidnapped people? Unless that's what those stories of people going, there was a guy who just walked into heaven. I don't know who he was, but he walked up the stairs to heaven or something like that. Is he in the garden right now?

Jack: Heaven is not the garden.

Cristina: Heaven's not the garden. Where's God? He's not in heaven. Then.

Jack: God is not in heaven.

Cristina: He's in the garden.

Jack: God is in the garden.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Heaven is some other realm.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like h*** is probably just a shadow realm.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we call it some other crap, but ironically, angels come from there.

Cristina: So heaven and h*** could be the same place.

Jack: No, I think the liars that we know as Jehovah and his army, who say we're not only omniscient, but like, we're the good guys. And it's like you're the only guy who's drinking blood, so maybe you're not. Maybe the people who are like, go be one with nature are definitely on the right track. And you calling them the devil and then going and drinking blood, maybe you're wrong. But chances are more reason to go back into the shadow realm that the garden is located inside the shadow realm.

Cristina: The garden's in the shadow realm. But you don't think heaven.

Jack: It's already in a different plane.

Cristina: Do you think heaven's not a place then?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: What do you think? That's a lie.

Jack: It's possible that either heaven or h*** is the shadow realm.

Cristina: Okay. Because I feel like it has both creatures. So it's most likely that all those locations are the same location.

Jack: It could be that all the other s*** is the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Yeah. So. Oh, back to the Shadow Realm.

Jack: And in the Shadow Realm, Somewhere in the Shadow Realm, this weird mazy confusing. Every direction leads to every direction mass there is the garden.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which God cannot leave.

Cristina: Except wait, I just remembered. He's a beaver here right now.

Jack: You're right. He's a beaver on this side. Well, he's actually a beaver groundhog. And he isn't even over here.

Cristina: Well, we don't know where he is.

Jack: We don't know. He could be a groundhog on this side. Or he's over there and he manifests as a groundhog on this side.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because his actual form is a groundhog. If he's over here, he's pretending, but he's over there. And people fearing for their weather conditions and season report for their crops. And we're going to be broke this year. That fear allows him to manifest and talk to them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he could just be a being from the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: He could be okay. Yes. So the best choice is just to wait then. Just gotta be patient for him to pop up. Because we know when and where.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: So we'll get that groundhog.

Jack: Definitely. It's pretty interesting.

Cristina: That is. And if we somehow miss the groundhog wasn't there. I keep saying beaver, but I'm pretty sure in another country it's the talking beaver that gives them the weather. I think it was like different animals in different locations, but they're all around the world. The groundhog is just the closest one to us, so it'd be easiest to get him.

Jack: Fair. And I'm assuming every one of those regions has different gods as well. And different gods pretend to be different things as well as different kinds of ghosts and entities of those natures. Which goes to show that gods are just demigods who happen to inhabit certain regions of the Earth. Yeah, that's fascinating. And as for groundhogs and s***, My voice is almost recovered after he got bitten by that stupid f****** groundhog.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Soon I'll be back at a hundred percent. I can almost do high notes. Almost.

Cristina: So what are you right now, 75?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: I'm getting there. I'm getting there.

Cristina: Everyone's worried about you. There's like hundreds of thank you letters. I don't know why. Thank you.

Jack: Yes. Many, many thank you letters.

Cristina: It's really confusing.

Jack: Yes. They all heard I was hurt and they're all just thanking me.

Cristina: I think they think you're dying. Like this is it for you.

Jack: They think this is it.

Cristina: Yeah. So they're like, thank you for host. You're gonna be soon replaced by you again. But we want to thank you for the time you've been with us.

Jack: Yeah. It won't matter. They won't tell the difference.

Cristina: They won't tell the difference. No. So. But whatever they. They consider it if this is your passing away moment. But you're saying it's not.

Jack: I'm saying it's not. But thank you for all the thank you letters that we've received over the last couple of days following the previous episode where I talked about getting bitten by the groundhog that was just a normal non radioactive groundhog.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So thank you for all the thank you letters that we've gotten. It's great that that happened, I guess. You're welcome.

Cristina: You're welcome.

Jack: Welcome to all of you.

Cristina: Because this is it. I mean, this is the show. That's what you said in the beginning. This is the show.

Jack: This is the show. Yeah, it's the show. Anyways, so. Yeah. Hope you guys have some ideas or thoughts on anything we discussed right now. It'd be interesting to hear what you guys have to say about this. Is it making more sense? Are we reflecting defining what God is that we unmutty the Bible by saying that God is a groundhog from the shadow realm that exists inside of a fishbowl dimension that is known as the Garden of Eden and that humans are.

Cristina: Have the force and have adrenochrome as the shortcut force?

Jack: Yes, yes. We're just clarifying all the things. You guys know, you guys know how we do. We give you information. A little bit of good, a little bit of bad, some of the do's and don'ts. And this is my. Before you buy.

Cristina: What are they buying?

Jack: I don't know. Isn't that what that guy's friends, what is it? Some of the good, some of the bad. You know how we do. Before you buy. Anyways, yeah. I hope you guys enjoyed this conversation. If you guys want more conversations of this nature, there are many. And the most recent episodes we've been sort of circling these topics, refining them. That way we know what our next steps are going to be. And you can find more episodes like that or like this or like any thing. Essentially, we cover everything under the sun. You can find that on Greathoughts.

Cristina: We have hundreds of episodes.

Jack: Yes. You can find that on greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook. Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate, and review the show, because that's always great to hear what you guys are thinking. So please go. If you're listening right now, if you made it this far, go review. Go review. You heard this far and you haven't left a review, go review and tell us what you genuinely thought. Take a moment, do it right now. It'll be awesome.

Cristina: And then we'll have to include an emoji.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: For this episode. What is it gonna be?

Jack: I don't know. Put a smiley of some sort.

Cristina: The one with the hearts.

Jack: No, put a poop emoji.

Cristina: Poop emoji. Okay.

Jack: There you go.

Cristina: Put a poop emoji, a true, honest review of the show, and a poof.

Jack: And a poop emoji at the true, honest review of the show, the right amount of stars that you believe we deserve, and then a poop emoji. Go do that now.

Cristina: Yes. And let someone who might like the show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth, incredibly powerful. And we're refining the meaning of science, religion, philosophy and everything. We're making it one. So, you know, tell people. Tell people who are trapped.

Cristina: They have to know.

Jack: Yeah. Tell people who are trapped in one of those systems so they can be trapped in all of them with us.

Cristina: Yes. Wow. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. It's very complicated.

Cristina: What made you think of that, though?

Jack: I don't know. I was just. It's just an im. I don't know what the f*** I was even doing, but the images popped into my head. I'm like, how weird and fat. I've been thinking about it for, like, a week straight.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. I'm like, this is so trippy.

Cristina: Is the Blue's Clues thing trippy, too, or not as trippy?

Jack: Holy sh. I didn't even connect those dots. I didn't think about it. But, yeah, it's kind of crazy. Blue skirt, dude, we can, too. Then they hop into a f******. But they live in a jumbled f****** mess.

Cristina: They do.

Jack: Weird to assume the coyote and the Roadrunner exists in, like, a relative reality.

Cristina: Or whatever, but the weird thing about them is that they can't normally jump into pictures. They have to announce that they're using Blue's powers of jumping into pictures.

Jack: What the f*** is Blue? Blue's some, like, mythical creature with powers, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like his.

Cristina: Blue, like the roadrunner. They have special powers.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The Roadrunner is like Wile E. Coyote sometimes. Wile E. Coyote can break the laws of physics, too. It could break reality in his own instances. While Blue seems to kind of be like an omniscient God in his world or some s***, where he can however he wants. He's kind of like Deadpool.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning.

Jack: The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by.

Cristina: Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth.

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Rambling 89: Adrenochrome Conspiracy 2: God's Fuel

Adrenochrome, Conspiracy Theory, Elites, Evil, Reptilian, Flat Earth, Alien, Murder, War, Corruption, Government, 9/11, Blood, Vile, Podcast, Discussion

How does Adrenochrome relate to God?

Unpacking God’s relationship to the Adrenochrome Conspiracy.

Story:
Months after discovering the true use of the Adrenochrome cocktail, the clone duo have a revelation connecting the cocktail directly to God and the ever changing state of the world. Pursuing this information leads the two to an astounding fact about God, higher dimensions and the nature of human sacrifices, The Tree of Knowledge and more much. An episode that will forever change the lives of our clones. All that and more on this episode of Just Conversation.

Rambling 89: Adrenochrome Conspiracy 2: God's Fuel

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Unpacking God’s relationship to the Adrenochrome Conspiracy.

Story: Months after discovering the true use of the Adrenochrome cocktail, the clone duo have a revelation connecting the cocktail directly to God and the ever changing state of the world. Pursuing this information leads the two to an astounding fact about God, higher dimensions and the nature of human sacrifices, The Tree of Knowledge and more much. An episode that will forever change the lives of our clones. All that and more on this episode of Just Conversation.

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  • God
  • Sacrificial Fuel
  • Fear
  • The God Battery
  • Fear Sustained Reality
  • Mass Tragedies
  • Increasing Energy Usage
  • Plagues and Viruses
  • Coronavirus
  • Political Fears
  • Pending War
  • The Fear of Change
  • God’s Recovery
  • Punishing Angels
  • The Higher System

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Rambling 85: The Easter Zombie

Jesus, Easter, Easter Zombie, Holidays, Religion, Faith, God, The Just Conversation Podcast

What does Easter have to do with a rabbit? Unpacking the origins of Easter and how Jesus and a mythical rabbit relate.

Story:
The duo plots on escaping the country to Zombie Island as the national shutdown continues to spread. While in the studio they take the opportunity to unpack upcoming Easter and how it relates to other holidays and deities.

Rambling 85: The Easter Zombie

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Topics Discussed:

  • Egg Delivery
  • Christ Criminal Organization
  • The Resurrection
  • The First Zombie
  • Dracula
  • Scientist Christ
  • 12 Year Old Apostles
  • Holy Coma
  • Mammals
  • Sonic 7 Crew
  • Spring

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Rambling 37: Heaven's War

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The thinkers get religious! First they sell their souls to the Devil. An interview with an angel reveals what the difference between a Demon and a Fallen-Angel. After the interview they cross the pearly gates with a backstage pass and get a chance to ask Jehovah why people think he’s omni-anything if he’s just a Demi-God. To the surprise of the philosophers Zeus happen to be visiting his brother and they managed to get a sit down with him too. A war between gods and corrupt angels is revealed to be taking place in heaven. Luckily, The United States of America steps in last second and saves the day. New biblical characters are introduced. Jehovah reveals interesting subplots that didn’t make it into the Bible’s final draft. Brothers Lucifer and Jesus open up about their controversial conflicts with one another. The philosophers dissect the BREAKING NEWS of angels ignoring the Law of the Butterfly Effect by telling humans the future. Dragons and Dinosaurs turn out to be one and the same. The philosophers meet the Immortal Adam and Eve. And Jesus displays his X-Man powers.

Rambling 37: Heaven's War
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Topics Discussed

  • Selling Souls to the Devil
  • Lucifer’s Job
  • Demons & Angels
  • What God Knew
  • God’s Plan
  • Demi-Gods
  • Heaven’s War
  • War Between Gods
  • Angels Turning on God
  • America Claiming to End Wars
  • Bible Reading
  • Biblical Characters
  • Jesus & Time Loops
  • Human & Angel Age Difference
  • Christianity
  • Human Cows to God
  • Angels with Future-Sight
  • Dragons & Dinosaurs
  • Immortality
  • Adam & Eve

JCP 2.11.01 Thanksgiving & The Illuminati Attack

Dave The Klone, Thanksgiving, Illuminati, The Just Conversation Podcast, Guest

On this episode the philosophers are joined by Dave “The Klone,” founder of the Hollow9ine Podcast Network. The trio are on site at Government Con showing off their Jaws themed cosplay. There they network and find themselves sucked into the world of directors. Using their newly acquired directing skills they attempt to create something with strong commentary on Jehovah’s beef with snakes. Shortly thereafter the debate of whether Jehovah is Zeus’ brother or not breaks out. Just as the debate is getting too woke the Illuminati attacks the podcasting studio cutting the conversation with Dave short.

All that an more on this episode of The Just Conversation Podcast

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