Rambling 203: Hitler

Was Kanye West in praising Hitler for the technological advancements he is responsible for him, while ignoring his horrible misdeeds?

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Topics Discussed:

  • Adolf Hitler

  • Kanye West

  • Racism

  • Christmas

  • Fame

  • Cancel Culture

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: Why do you sound like that?

Jack: I'm a robot.

Cristina: Okay. And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And you're also a robot. No, but a more sophisticated robot who sounds like a person. Because your AI is clever.

Cristina: Okay. That sounds fine, I guess.

Jack: Sell out. That's how robots be, bro. They argue about that kind of stuff. They're like, you don't sound like we do. I bet gay people do that, right?

Cristina: What?

Jack: Like you don't sound good. You sound like straight. I bet everybody does that, right? Because there's like. Yeah, there's like grammar Nazis and they're like, you don't sound white enough. They won't say white. But that's ultimately the discussion, Right?

Cristina: That's what grammar N*** is about.

Jack: A grammar N*** wants to believe that there is a right way to pronounce and to exclaim any given thing, but that it ignores the rules of poetry, that ignores dialects, that ignores ebonics, that ignores so much. Yeah, because it's assuming that there is a separate orator, which there isn't.

Cristina: Because it's all made up.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Everything's made up. And so robots probably do that too. They're like, you're not robot enough. You don't sound robot enough. Like, you sound too human. You're sellout. Robot who.

Cristina: Robots do that. That sounds amazing.

Jack: They probably do. There's probably robots programmed to do that and then robots that do it without the programming. There's robots. Like somebody's out there programming robots to be snobby douche wads.

Cristina: Oh, that'd be so cool.

Jack: Not. But you can finally find them online. Yeah.

Cristina: Is it Wendy's a snobby robot or. No, that's an actual person.

Jack: Wendy's is like a sassy black chick or something.

Cristina: So that's a human, though.

Jack: Yes, for sure.

Cristina: Positive.

Jack: No, it's a computer running a Twitter account and having full fledged conversations. That seems fully coherent.

Cristina: 16 year old girl AI that went rogue.

Jack: Yes, but that didn't make any sense.

Cristina: She wasn't making any sense.

Jack: No, she just devolved into straight racism and nazism without any coherent conversation. It was just a bunch of slurs flying out. As opposed to a logical conversation based on any, like, you know, logic. Yes, just a reasonable discussion. She's capable of reasonable discussion and trolling. That Other bot was just being a douche wad for no reason. It wasn't even. It was not logical. It was not reasonable. It was just like somebody leaning against your keyboard and their keyboard isn't letters. It's just a bunch of whole phrases and curse words and you just hit them at random.

Cristina: Ah, okay. Oh, I thought it was more than that.

Jack: And you thought a Twitter account was being run by a bot that was just a fully intelligent Twitter account?

Cristina: I don't know. I'm not checking out their Twitter. I just know a little bit. But I didn't know they were replying to people. I just thought it was just random tweets.

Jack: No, they talk to people to troll.

Cristina: Oh, tweets. Okay.

Jack: That was just tweets.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then why? Why?

Cristina: Why what?

Jack: Why talk about it like you know about it? You don't know about it?

Cristina: Well, I thought. That's what I thought. Okay.

Jack: You basically leftism to me.

Cristina: I lost it.

Jack: Yeah. You had like bare minimum knowledge on something on two things and then jumped in like you. You. You knew the whole thing.

Cristina: I never know.

Jack: Yeah, I know. It's definitely, definitely not an expert, reasonable robot and then threw it in here. And you were like, reasonable robot discussion. It's totally super processed AI. Meanwhile, some left. The kid glued himself to like a painting or something because the painting raped somebody's mother and like, me too'd them or some s***.

Cristina: I don't know. What the f***. Something about oil or the environment or something.

Jack: Don't tell me that painting was an oil painting.

Cristina: That would be so funny.

Jack: That would be so misguided. I thought, the oil companies are destroying the world. I must glue myself to this oil painting. Fair enough. I just don't get why the gluing part works.

Cristina: I wonder if they did. No. Was it because I feel like they just attacked famous paintings for being famous, not because of what they were made out of.

Jack: Because the cancel culture is all about fame, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You don't cancel somebody not. You can't. You can cancel somebody not famous.

Cristina: That would be not fun, I guess.

Jack: No, it's not that it wouldn't be any fun. What would you do? What would canceling a nobody be? You know, get fired. Yeah, but people already don't know who the f*** they are. They could just go get a job elsewhere. Yeah, it's not canceling.

Cristina: This is just canceling famous people that are dead.

Jack: You're getting their stuff removed.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Tearing down statues, man. I guess that was kind of cancel culture.

Cristina: The statue thing.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, and the painting thing, you think is too?

Jack: I guess. Guess so. Yeah, in a way. It's somebody's work.

Cristina: So weird.

Jack: And if we get them canceled and their work removed from places, no more of their work shows up.

Cristina: But it's like, how does that help the environment?

Jack: I don't know, dude. These kids are like brain damaged. They're very, very, astoundingly special. Like. Like the bad kind of special. The slow you ride the short bus special. The politically incorrect. We would get canceled if we had a boss special.

Cristina: Y.

Jack: But they can't cancel us one because we don't care. And we're not slaves to stupid leftism and cancel culture and woke school nonsense. Glue yourself to our show. I dare you.

Cristina: What would that even mean?

Jack: I don't know. They'll figure it out. They glued themselves to a painting. Like, what? They figured it out. They'll figure it out. Glue yourselves to our. To our show. Do it. I dare you. I triple double dog dare you.

Cristina: How would that. Well, that even mean they'll cancel us.

Jack: Because they glued themselves to us or to show?

Cristina: That just means they're just going to be commenting cancel. No. Is it hashtag, Hashtag cancel. Rambling podcast. Is that it?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: You got to do.

Jack: I don't know. They got it.

Cristina: What more do you need?

Jack: Look, starting a hashtag is definitely part of it. Actually, I think that's like the vast majority. It's like a 99% of everything is like, make a hashtag. And all the, like, really heavily inactive 99% are just gonna post it randomly with and be like, yeah, this is what we believe needs to be. Yeah, they're not even comment on it. They're just gonna put the hashtag and walk away. While then that one angry percent is gonna like, make cases about why we need to get like, dude, I can make you cases why we need to get canceled. You don't need to just listen to random episodes and you'll be like, yeah, I guess he supports his own canceling. Yes, totally cancel us. Except you can't.

Cristina: Can't.

Jack: It's impossible.

Cristina: Yeah, I don't know. But that would be the way to do it, I guess. Or not really to do it, but to try to do it would just be hashtag, cancel.

Jack: Elon Musk canceled somebody.

Cristina: How he did. Can he. He just write a hashtag too, or. No, no, he.

Jack: He actually used his power to cancel Kanye West.

Cristina: You mean like he kicked him off of Twitter?

Jack: Okay, the first person he kicked from Twitter is Kanye West.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Kanye west was Absolutely. Too free speech for Elon Musk. He saw who was too free speech for him. He was like, oh, oh, I have a line. Whoa, whoa. Yeah. He was blown away.

Cristina: I was not expecting that.

Jack: Yeah, I really thought that he would just jump on the bandwagon and start trolling like a particularly disrespectful troll. He doesn't give a. Except he does. He didn't even know he gave a. He swore he didn't give a until he saw he did. He's like, oh, oh, wow. That offended me a little.

Cristina: I mean, did he say anything about it?

Jack: No comment. Straight up. Just blocked. Kanye removed his account and screw you, candy list.

Cristina: It's crazy. Just from that. From what he said, from the. I guess Alex Jones was the thing that crossed the line. That was the final.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Straw or whatever. That he said that he loves Hitler. No, he didn't say that.

Jack: But that was Kanye.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I mean.

Jack: He said Alex Jones.

Cristina: He was on Alex. He was talking to Alex Jones when he said that.

Jack: Really?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Did Alex Jones like it?

Cristina: I don't know. I just remember what he said in the conversation. Not what Alex Jones was saying. No one's paying attention to.

Jack: Alex Jones is probably like, yeah.

Cristina: Nah, he probably had a face like the gay frogs. I think this crossed the line.

Jack: The gay frogs. Kanye west said Hitler's cool. The gay frogs.

Cristina: You think that's all in his mind?

Jack: The only thought he has. How are they doing it? How are they turning the frogs gay? He's probably been.

Cristina: Maybe he thought this guy. I don't know, one guy is the gay frogs, the other guy's the gay fish.

Jack: There's gay fish, too.

Cristina: Kanye west, it's a gay fish. I don't know. Something about South Park.

Jack: No, you're right. You're right. He's totally gay fish or some s*** in South Park. Or he loves a gay fish. He either is a gay fish or he fell in love with a gay fish or something.

Cristina: He is a gay fish.

Jack: He's a gay Kyodian. West is a gay fish.

Cristina: I think so. Which. Alex Jones is a gay frog. So there you go.

Jack: No, Alex Jones is concerned of gay frogs.

Cristina: He's concerned of gay frogs.

Jack: He's trying to stop the gay ifying of frog frogs. He thinks like. Like Trump is to tiny window gate. He is to frog gate.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Maybe those two gates are related.

Cristina: How could you relate? Relate them?

Jack: The tiny windows are how the frogs are getting in and becoming gay. Wherever those windows are is where the Gay is. And the frogs are getting in and thus becoming gay. And Trump doesn't like those windows being there. But he likes that the windows are. He hates that the windows are small, particularly.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So in any case, that means that small windows are gay, but big windows are fine. They're super straight. And tiny windows are gay. So if a frog sneaks into a house through a tiny window, that frog is now gay, and that's p****** Alex Jones off.

Cristina: Okay, and how do you involve the tiny windows, the frog, gay frogs, and the windmill.

Jack: The windmills, yes.

Cristina: What do you mean Trump is also against windmills?

Jack: I don't know. The windmills are just. Wait, we already know the problem with the windmills. It's not connected to anything. It's just creating 5G.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: And that's radiation. And it's killing birds.

Cristina: It's killing birds.

Jack: Kills millions of birds every year.

Cristina: What Kanye feels about that. Why did he have to go on about Hitler and now get canceled? I want to know what he thinks about the windmills.

Jack: All the windmills and.

Cristina: And the tiny windows.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Gotta hear that interview with Alex Jones. Maybe there's something more interesting than just Hitler talk. But what else did he say? Did he mention the gay frogs, you think?

Jack: Fair enough. You think? Anytime Alex Jones has a guest, he his one. Like, it's open conversation, just like Joe Rogan, but he always has one backlog conversation. And, like, sometime in the middle of the episode, he's, look, before I forget, you know, every episode I do the thing. So today I'm gonna ask you the thing, and I'm curious for your question. What do you plan to do about the gay ifying of frogs? Then the guests usually try. You know, it's like the cool question of, like, what would you do if you were young? What would you do if you're old? Or some stupid podcast question that everybody comes up with. And I'm gonna ask this question to every guest. So that's his one. It's like, oh, how are you gonna solve the gay fighting of frogs? And, you know, guests get excited. It's like, how am I gonna answer the question when it gets asked to me? Yeah, I am good. So maybe he had a super political answer because, what, the Kanye made Wakanda or some s***, you know? Right. He has, like, his little African country or city or something. I'm not sure why I mentioned that, but I believe maybe he's using that to fight the gay fighting of frogs. Or. Or his answer is gonna be political because he has political experience. Because of his Wakanda.

Cristina: Is that even in Africa? That's in America.

Jack: It's like in California or some s***. Right.

Cristina: Also, have they canceled him?

Jack: It's his. No, he's the boss. You can't cancel the boss. Oh, that's the same people problem people have with this s***. They could send us all the hate mail they want. Yeah, you can't cancel us, bro. It's impossible.

Cristina: That's so. That's ridiculous. But he's canceled, I think. Although I thought Alex Joan was. And I guess he's still doing stuff.

Jack: I mean, you can't really, really. Realistically, you can't really cancel somebody out of existence.

Cristina: Yeah, they can still.

Jack: You could just cancel them out of mainstream cowards who are too p**** to continue doing things because money matters more to them.

Cristina: Yeah. He can still make his own music and stuff.

Jack: Yeah. Like, nobody's stopping that.

Cristina: Yeah. No one's stopping Louis CK from making comedy.

Jack: Yeah. He's just not. He's not gonna be public with it. Because people who do public things are cowards. They only do public things for money. And they're gonna be like, well, I gotta take him out so that they don't see I'm associated with them. And then I still get the money of the dumb people. Because the dumb people are gonna continue to give money, thinking, oh, they remove them. They're on our side. But really, they're on the side of money. If you decided worshipping the devil is in, they would just worship the devil for your money.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah. If baby killing was what you were into and there was enough of you, they would just sacrifice a baby regularly on TV so that you know they're on your side with baby killing. If loving Hitler the way Kanye does was in, they would just always be super Hitler fanatics. So everything that is for money? All of it.

Cristina: All of it.

Jack: All of the Everything.

Cristina: Everything. Yes. That's why they had to cancel him.

Jack: Yeah. Except he's not really ever gonna be cancelled. That's not a thing that could be really done. It's impossible.

Cristina: Only if anyone that's been cancelled, like, killed themselves. Is that the real cancel suicide? Yes. Like, if someone kills themselves, Is that it?

Jack: No, that's them quitting. To really ultimately cancel somebody, you have to go murder them.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: That's the only way to cancel somebody. You have to go cancel their life.

Cristina: Oh, crap. John Lennon was canceled.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Selena was canceled. You see, that makes sense. All these things. Those people were canceled.

Cristina: That is scary. Oh, my gosh. That's real. That's real cancel.

Jack: That's real canceled. If we had a real cancel culture, it would be essentially the purge.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Random people, random times. Getting popped by random people at random times.

Cristina: All the time.

Jack: All the time.

Cristina: All this hate mail. That's how we got, you know.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: It's just a lot of hate.

Jack: We. We get a lot of hate mail, but eventually somebody's gonna, like, kill us.

Cristina: No. Why? We're dead, aren't we? Or a version of us is.

Jack: Yeah, but, like, somebody will murder us.

Cristina: And then another version of us will take our place.

Jack: Yeah, but we will have been killed at this point. That we will definitely. Somebody is gonna choose to cancel us as cancelable as possible.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I'm surprised people didn't cancel Trump. Or try. Right.

Cristina: Well, he was kicked off of stuff, too.

Jack: I mean, like. Like, fully canceled.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's like. It's weird. Presidents don't get more canceled. But. Okay, let's be real people. Fear murder because jail.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And, like, I guess that stops people from, you know, consistently canceling other people. They don't really. People don't believe what the f*** they're saying because they would be out here just popping other people.

Cristina: Aren't there people popping other people? All those school shootings and crap.

Jack: Right. That's not the same. Or even, like, slightly related. That's some emotional disaster going somewhere. And, like, you treated me poorly. Revenge or whatever the f***, as opposed to I hate your views, and your views should be my views. So pop.

Cristina: What about, like, when they shoot out a gay club or something?

Jack: That's not your views should be my views. That's your gay.

Cristina: So that's more emotional still.

Jack: I don't know. Is this hate?

Cristina: But you said it's not hate. It's different.

Jack: It's. I said it's not hate.

Cristina: Yeah, you were talking about hate versus emotional and.

Jack: No, that's not. No, I'm saying hate versus emotion. I said your views should be my views.

Cristina: Oh, your views. Okay. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. And that has nothing to do with that. That's hate. He has hate for les homos.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And somebody who wants, like, Trump, think, like I do, please. That's very different. You can't be, like, gay person. Think like I do. No, you're more like gay person. Don't be gay.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then I'm going to shoot your club because you continue to be gay or you're gay and I can't stop you from being gay, and you will continue to exist gay. And I don't like that because I'm an insecure gay, like, secretly gay guy, and I think it's manly and proves my masculinity. If I dislike you more by killing you. Yeah. So I'm gonna go there with my gun and imma prove I'm the straightest guy here by, like, shooting all of ya.

Cristina: That's not cancel.

Jack: That's murder.

Cristina: That's murder.

Jack: But is it like you're. Those gay people aren't famous?

Cristina: Mmm. That's the important thing.

Jack: Yes. Because we already discussed that. You can't cancel someone who's not famous. Someone who's not famous. You could just keep doing whatever the f*** they're doing. So canceling is the attention part. We're gonna take you off of any. Out of being visible. Otherwise it's just murder.

Cristina: Okay. So it has to be someone people know, like a celebrity or Trump. Okay.

Jack: Or Hitler.

Cristina: Or Hitler. Well, I guess it's too late for Hitler. Or is it? I don't to cancel Hitler.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: How can you.

Jack: You're in luck then. Because it's like, it's December, Christmas is coming up, and you can wish Santa Claus brings Hitler back.

Cristina: What?

Jack: So then you can cancel them.

Cristina: That is insane.

Jack: Why is that insane? What if somebody's so angry at Hitler they want him to just come back to life and be super famous so that they can cancel their lifestyle? Is cancel culture. That's your culture. Their culture is cancel.

Cristina: They need to bring him back to life. To kill him?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or earth. Do you know, caveman style? Thaw him out of the ice like he's freaking Captain America or some s***.

Cristina: He comes back as a zombie. That'd be crazy.

Jack: Why would he come back as a zombie?

Cristina: I don't know. Because you're bringing ice.

Jack: Preserves him. The ice has preserved them. He hasn't lost any function or anything. He just gets brought back. And now they put Hitler through this program where he's going to be faster, smarter, buffer, and he can fight alongside gods.

Cristina: Okay, wait, what's he. Bucky?

Jack: Captain America.

Cristina: Oh, that's Captain America. Okay. Yeah, not him. The other guy was alive the whole time, right?

Jack: Yeah, Bucky was just living or whatever. Okay, no, that doesn't check out because Bucky didn't age.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So Bucky's a mutant. Is Hitler mutant? Yes, he's a reptilian, is what they say, right?

Cristina: Yes, he's a reptilian, to be fair.

Jack: So as a queen. According to people. Sources.

Cristina: According to sources, everyone is lizard person.

Jack: So it doesn't matter if you're Famous.

Cristina: If you're famous.

Jack: Jay Z. Michael Jackson.

Cristina: What about him?

Jack: Reptilian.

Cristina: That he's a Reptilian. But they're all Reptilian.

Jack: The lizard people.

Cristina: But he's dead to.

Jack: He's in Cuba.

Cristina: Michael Jackson with Tupac. Okay.

Jack: And Hitler. Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's where Reptilians go. To Cuba.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But we're bringing Hitler back from his ice in Cuba. We're gonna travel to Cuba to find Hitler's throat. Because he was still a bad guy. He was trapped. They trapped him in ice and shipped him off to Cuba where other Reptilians hang out. So we're gonna go find his cube of ice, I'm gonna bring him back to the United States, and we're gonna thaw him out to then make him crazy famous and then cancel him.

Cristina: Who sent him to Cuba?

Jack: The people.

Cristina: The people. What other lizard people are. Are they being. Is there gel for lizard people in Cuba?

Jack: Yes. So wish for. For Hitler to come back. You're gonna wait? Yeah. That's your Christmas wish.

Cristina: Okay. So Santa Claus is making wishes come true.

Jack: Santa Claus brings you present, as goes the point of Christmas. So you ask him, you gotta send him a letter or sit on his lap while he pokes you with his d*** in a mall. And then you tell him, hey, hard dicked Santa, I want f****** Hitler Ice Cube. Bring me his ice cube for Christmas. If he's not under my tree on Christmas day, I am going up to the North Pole and blowing your house up with my makeshift C4 that I taught myself how to make on YouTube. And he's gonna be like, okay. And then on Christmas day, Hitler Ice Cube is gonna be in your house underneath your tree or like in the place of your tree because it's a huge a** cube of ice that makes no sense. And you're then gonna thaw him out, and it's up to you to make him crazy famous so that later you can cancel him. Simple.

Cristina: Why would Santa agree to this?

Jack: All Santa's part is is giving you Hitler cube. Nothing else is his thing. His only goal is to give you your gift, which is Hitler in an ice cube. Nothing else. You do. The ice is his problem and he does not care.

Cristina: Yes, send the Krampus. Because doesn't he think I'm bad or something?

Jack: Why does he think you're bad? Have you been bad?

Cristina: You talked about blowing up his. You're threatening him.

Jack: Yeah, but you haven't blown anything up.

Cristina: Yet so you could threaten him. And he's like, oh, you're still on the good list. So here you go.

Jack: What is he gonna do? Change how the rules work? You haven't done anything bad.

Cristina: You said something bad.

Jack: No, you said something that could potentially be bad.

Cristina: Okay. And so he's gonna bring you a frozen Hitler.

Jack: He's gonna bring you frozen Hitler.

Cristina: Then you have to learn how to unfreeze a person and them still be alive and stuff. That doesn't sound easy, I guess.

Jack: Okay, so the real, the, the real idea would be. Man. No, it couldn't be. You'd have to trap him in ice. Right? Because. Yeah, that's the only way to preserve and stop him from moving as well. And transport him. Because the idea would be like, what's a. No, it couldn't be snow because snow is insulated. Right. If you were to trap somebody in a cocoon of snow, their body heat would keep them warm. They wouldn't be cold inside the snow. They would be warm because the snow is stopping the cold from getting in.

Cristina: But he's dead.

Jack: Well, he's frozen.

Cristina: Oh, he's frozen. He's not dead.

Jack: If he wasn't frozen and we tried to cocoon him in snow instead, he would just stay warm and starve to death.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then he'd be dead.

Cristina: Alright.

Jack: But no, he's in ice. He's cryogenically frozen by his own advanced technology, which is what Kanye was talking about. He made a bunch of things. Maybe he also made the ability to freeze himself. We support Kanye's racism here.

Cristina: Okay? Okay. And so we're gonna have the technology to unfreeze him.

Jack: Already have. Had it. Always.

Cristina: And then we're gonna make him famous.

Jack: Yeah, well, you are. That's your Christmas wish.

Cristina: I thought my Christmas wish was to have him.

Jack: Yes, and then you're gonna make him. Your. Your Christmas wish is to have Hitler. And then you are gonna go out of your way and to make Hitler famous. I don't know what part of the story isn't computing? And then you're gonna cancel him.

Cristina: That sounds like a lot of work.

Jack: I didn't say was gonna be easy.

Cristina: So I'm gonna wait a whole year till the next Christmas.

Jack: You could ask now. Christmas, it's what, December? December 5th or some crap? 4th? 3rd. December 3rd.

Cristina: How many things can you ask from Santa?

Jack: You already asked him for stuff.

Cristina: You asked for the Hitler. The frozen Hitler was thanks to Santa.

Jack: What do you mean then? I don't understand what you're asking for.

Cristina: More than that, you're also asking to get him famous.

Jack: No, you're not. Asking to get him famous. You're going out of your way to make him famous. That's your job. That has nothing to do with Santa Claus.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I never said you're gonna go wish Santa Claus is famous. I mean, Santa Claus famous, Hitler's famous. I said you're gonna go wish to have Hitler's ice cube so that you can then thaw it out and then you could then make him famous after you befriended him and convinced him you're the right person to make him famous. And then somehow explain to him, using math, that he's not going crazy and he really did survive being cryogenically frozen and woke up like 60 years later.

Cristina: Why would he care about becoming famous?

Jack: You wouldn't. You have to convince him to. That is, if he cared about it. He's already an absurdly successful individual at the things he does. If fame was his goal, he could just do it.

Cristina: And how am I gonna even communicate with him? We don't even speak the same language.

Jack: We have Google Translate.

Cristina: Oh, what? There's so much hard work. Because I have to pretty much explain.

Jack: Everything to him and then convince him of a bunch of s***.

Cristina: And then convince him? Yes, and then convince everyone else that he should be famous.

Jack: How do you. What? You don't convince people he should be famous. You just get them to do things at work and then he becomes famous.

Cristina: I don't know. I'll give him a tick tock channel and I feel like you're just gonna.

Jack: Think he's a parody cosplayer.

Cristina: But if he gets famous from being the best Hitler cosplayer, like, who gives a s***?

Jack: Famous as the goal.

Cristina: Yes, if that's the goal. Or is it the goal for him to be Hitler and famous? Because then you're just canceling a cosplay Hitler, if that's what he.

Jack: Yeah, it's hella pointless.

Cristina: So then that's.

Jack: Yeah, because then in theory, he could just go back to being Hitler and people would still love him the way they do now.

Cristina: What people?

Jack: All of them.

Cristina: All the people. Okay, how are you gonna cancel him? How are you gonna make him famous to cancel him? I feel like TikTok is the way to go, though. Most people use TikTok.

Jack: Give him famous. Yes, a lot of people do, but a lot of people use YouTube.

Cristina: YouTube. Okay, we'll give him a YouTube channel, an Instagram, an only fans.

Jack: A tick tock. What would Hitler do on only fans?

Cristina: I don't know. That's his business.

Jack: Did Hitler have a big d***?

Cristina: I don't know he couldn't have.

Jack: No, I think he was eunuch. Right?

Cristina: What that information is out there?

Jack: Yeah, yeah. I think he had no d***. I think that was one like one Hitler fact number one. No way Hitler's got no p****. You don't think so? I bet he didn't have a d***.

Cristina: You were very close.

Jack: How close was I?

Cristina: He had it. It was so small. You could say he didn't have one.

Jack: Oh, so he is he wasn't like at some sort of like church or some s*** and they cut his d*** off when he was small or born without a d*** or some s***. I think or I guess by the standards of. Then what you're saying is he had no d***.

Cristina: Yes, he had a tiny one. He had a teeny tiny one. And one ball.

Jack: And one ball. So he was a one bald micro d*** wielding. I mean of course he spazzed the f*** out, dude. Like what? He could never f*** anything. He could even m********* if he wanted to.

Cristina: I wonder how that works.

Jack: Just hella energy pinned up forever. The will to do whatever the f*** he wants because he doesn't have that decompression moment. It's always the okay, what do they.

Cristina: Say did have sex with people?

Jack: How do you know?

Cristina: There was like stories of him having sex with or I guess I don't know if it's sex.

Jack: No. He could have had sex without penetration maybe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oral is still sexual.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He could kind of lingers like no, nobody's business.

Cristina: As I heard like he liked ladies pooping on him and then kicking him.

Jack: I mean probably he has a warp that sense of what the one of.

Cristina: Them killed themselves because that's. I guess it was such a crazy experience. She pooped on him and then kicked.

Jack: Him and was like yeah, yeah, this, this was the limit. I've seen all the things that I've done. All the things I'm done.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Maybe she only pooped on him and kicked him because she really did do everything else. She's like all that's left is for me to like on Hitler, I guess. And she didn't. She's like, well time to check out. Time to check out all the things. All the things have been.

Cristina: Time to cancel myself.

Jack: Yes, it's time to cancel myself.

Cristina: That's horrible man. And he also raped his niece or something.

Jack: That's so sad too how you rape somebody.

Cristina: He was inappropriate.

Jack: He liked her. Cooter tripped, fell and licked her Cooter.

Cristina: I don't know. But they took her away of course.

Jack: Like, they killed her. They canceled her too, right after.

Cristina: You don't think.

Jack: So they just cancel whoever he comes in contact with.

Cristina: They just. No, she disappeared. I mean, I guess.

Jack: Yeah, she got super canceled.

Cristina: I don't think so.

Jack: It's like that lady that Hitler was quote dating unquote, that he killed himself with or whatever.

Cristina: Oh, they canceled each other out. No, I guess.

Jack: No, that. No. Look, you have to cancel yourself because there's one of you is gonna live if you try to cancel each other.

Cristina: Yes, that's true.

Jack: You know, on the flip side, what an interesting game of Russian roulette. I have a gun with a bullet. You have a gun with a bullet. We know factually one of us has died. One of us is gonna die, and we're factually both gonna pull the trigger. Somehow we can prove we're both gonna pull the trigger.

Cristina: Isn't that what they were doing in the Wild West?

Jack: I guess. Yeah, I guess so.

Cristina: Something.

Jack: Those duels.

Cristina: Duels, that's it?

Jack: Yeah, Like a. Like a quick draw duel.

Cristina: Yeah, but it was just about like, who can kill who first.

Jack: Yeah. As opposed to we're both actually gonna shoot. One of us is gonna die.

Cristina: It's not the same thing.

Jack: Well, no, over there, it's like as soon as somebody counts, I'm gonna move faster than you. The goal is I kill you. While in Russian roulette, we don't know who dies if there's a way to make the gun not be able to shoot until the countdown is done. Right. So we have a digital gun that only fires after the countdown is done. And you know he's aiming the gun at you, and you're aiming the gun at him, and you're like, I want to shoot sooner than he shoots.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So you're waiting until the countdown happens. You're pressing the trigger a million billion times. One of you is gonna successfully shoot the other one. A bullet is instant, at point blank range. The other one won't be able to pull the trigger because you'd be dead already.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You don't even know which one it was. You probably even think it's you even if it wasn't.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just because of how instant it is.

Cristina: You die from a heart attack even though you didn't get shot. That'd be crazy.

Jack: That'd be crazy. I bet that's happened before.

Cristina: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that. I've read stories about people dying.

Jack: I mean, when you fall out of a high enough place, like, Hitler would have definitely loved watching the 911 people jumping off the building. That would have been like popcorn movie for him. Because he sits there and he doesn't even need to push anybody into a furnace. He could just sit back and watch them furnish fall and die from a heart attack. Mid fall. Nobody was hitting the ground and dying. They were dying in the air.

Cristina: Oh yes. That's kind of like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. Him and his micro. That's so crazy. I didn't know that about him. I didn't know that information was out there.

Jack: His micro p****.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I bet there's a ton of popular famous people who have micro penises and don't even tell people.

Cristina: You think Trump is.

Jack: That guy probably has a microven. I bet Trump's children aren't his children.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. They're not biologically his children. That means somebody f***** Trump.

Jack: I mean billionaire.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Like you could get f*****.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. He'll get laid.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Doesn't matter how he looks.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Money. He's gorgeous.

Cristina: Exactly. Isn't that the whole point of. What's that guy that died? Huff.

Jack: Huffington Post. The man.

Cristina: No. What Something. Huff. Huff.

Jack: Hufflepuff. The man.

Cristina: The man. The guy who ran that sexy magazine or whatever it was.

Jack: The sexy magazine.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Playboy.

Cristina: Playboy.

Jack: Hefner.

Cristina: Hefner. That was close.

Jack: The man.

Cristina: The man. He was not a pretty looking man. He was like a hundred. And these girls were like in their 20s.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. And he knew what they were there for.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But he was down.

Cristina: They were all his girlfriends.

Jack: Cuz money.

Cristina: Cuz money.

Jack: He had infinite amounts of money. He lived a weird life publicly too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He was just like. Yeah. Hoe myself out to owe my hoes.

Cristina: Mm. No one said it. No one tried to cancel him.

Jack: Yeah. And you know what's interesting about his stuff? His work was very tasteful. Like that doesn't exist anymore, you know. Now it's just like p*** is whack. It's just people f******. As opposed to like real tasteful. Like you get a real professional who understands angles. Get a real model who understands her body and get these people to do things in scenarios sometimes or just in interesting poses. This show a lot of details in the body. What he was doing was art. That's why he became so filthy f****** rich from it. Think about this real quick. He was an artist, not a. He wasn't slinging p***. You can get that on f******. What is it, like pornhub or some s***?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like there were a million films you can get and there Was a million other magazines, but there was only one that was famous. And what would you have. You'd have literal articles.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In this magazine. Stories of their lives. Sometimes fantasy stories that aren't based on their lives. You'd have true modeling happening, tasteful angles. He loved the female figure a lot.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: He was aficionado.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: An auteur.

Cristina: How old he was when he started that, though? Like, he wasn't in his 80s.

Jack: No. He was probably like a young kid. He was probably just a real photographer, a real artist who was just out there. Like, I love the female body, and I'm a gonna photograph it in the best angles, and I'm gonna show people my dope art. And people gonna f****** jerk off to this s***. I probably didn't plan on that part.

Cristina: No.

Jack: It was like, art. But it's like, okay, it's hard to be an artist that respects the female body and have other people also respect your art problem. That's a real legit problem because the world is programmed to see the naked body and be jealous of it or sexualize it.

Cristina: That's huge. Two huge things. Yeah.

Jack: It's hard to photograph female and have somebody be like, amazing angle. Look at the curves. Wow. Shape. Amazing. I'd f*** that hole.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I f that hole. Oh, yeah. Yeah. F*** that hole. Or why don't I look like that?

Cristina: Those are the only two.

Jack: That's it.

Cristina: Yeah. What?

Jack: I'll stick my d*** in that hole. Or why don't I look like that? That's it.

Cristina: So we gotta turn. We gotta make Hitler into the next. What's his name again? Huffman. Huffman.

Jack: Hugh Hefner.

Cristina: Hefner. Hefner. Yes. There you go. His only fans will turn into something like Playboy eventually.

Jack: His only fans will turn into something like Playboy. His beautiful body.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Fair enough. We're in a world where people are, like, being real weird about, for example, autism. And they're like, we need to put them on tv because they're not just people. They're different, special people instead of, like, you know, they're just people. But no, there's. We're gonna be inclusive by making them stand out.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you. Gay culture. We're gonna be inclusive by making them stand out. And trans people. We're gonna include them the most by making it so obvious they're different.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so he's essentially gonna capitalize on that and be like, look, it's that time to have micro p**** awareness.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And people need to understand the beauty and accept micro penises around the world. And so he's gonna start by tasteful photos of his micro p**** in dope great angles and putting them on only for and his one ball and putting them on his only fans. And at the beginning, people are going to reject it. They're going to laugh at him, they're going to point. But eventually they're not going to stop doing that. And he's going to recreate Germany all over again. World War II over here. But it's World War 3 because he's so p***** because it totally backfired. And I wasn't totally going to say that they're eventually going to fall in love with it. No, he's gonna hate it the whole way. And then he's gonna get real angry and he's gonna close his only fans and start World War Three.

Cristina: That does not help the goals. How dare he?

Jack: But, like, we didn't change his personality. We just gave him some s*** and, like, humiliated him. Essentially. We decided, hey, here's onlyfans. This is how you're gonna get famous. He does get famous, but then everybody's just laughing at him the same that triggered him the first time. So he comes out of his way to do the same. He's like, I thought it would be different this time, but you know what? These people too.

Cristina: Okay, so then we kill him. But then it's not canceling because he has to be famous.

Jack: He will be famous.

Cristina: So it's okay if he's hated.

Jack: Yeah. As long as he's famous. We never said loved.

Cristina: Okay, Cass? He doesn't have to be loved.

Jack: He doesn't have to be. Nobody loves Trump. Oh, okay, well, fair enough. That's a f****** lie.

Cristina: People.

Jack: People would f****** suck Trump's d*** right now. The straightest guys who are totally gay for Trump would blow him. They want his creamy, unhealthy, like, McDonald's flavored j*** on their face and like, oh, yes, master. Give me more. Yeah, bro. Yo, some people prayed to him. Those are crazy a** videos.

Cristina: That is. That is crazy.

Jack: Please.

Cristina: Yes. So sad. Oh, my gosh. What's wrong with these people? Oh, my gosh.

Jack: I bet somebody did that about Obama. Like, humans are gonna be humans.

Cristina: Yes. They gotta pray to people, though.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: They gotta pray, I guess that's the important thing.

Jack: Yeah. There has to be something above them. And in a lot of people's lives. That's Trump.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: He's higher in a building and he has more power. He's that higher power.

Cristina: He's higher power. Mm. So, okay, then we got the plan. And we're gonna get Hitler. You're gonna kill Hitler.

Jack: You're gonna kill Hitler. It's. You're going to go and you're gonna sit on Santa Claus's lap while he's hard and he's gonna poke your b*** with his d*** while you're telling him that for Christmas you want frozen Hitler underneath your tree. You're gonna thaw him out and you're going to go through the excruciating process of making him famous so that you can then personally kill him. Thus canceling him. Personally kill him because you want to cancel Hitler.

Cristina: I don't want to cancel him.

Jack: So you love Hitler is what you tell. Having the opportunity to cancel Hitler, you're not going to. To cancel him.

Cristina: Hard killing. I mean, canceling is hard.

Jack: That's exactly why you have too many subscriptions for things. You waste $50,000. There's an app for that.

Cristina: What? Getting people to kill?

Jack: No, to cancel things.

Cristina: To cancel things.

Jack: And I'm sure you could put Hitler on that.

Cristina: There's an app for that?

Jack: Yeah. An app. You got too many subscript. I don't know how the who the. Like, it's all jokes aside. Who's. Who's this app for, bro? Who has so little time in their. That you need an app that's gonna cancel subscriptions for you. You're gonna click a thing. Look, you have to log in to everything you already have in order to give this s*** permission to. Then cancel your s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why don't you just go log in where you need to go and not pay for this app?

Cristina: Because the app tells you how much money you're wasting though. And that somehow is helpful.

Jack: Isn't knowing how much. What you're paying for is.

Cristina: You should know. I don't know.

Jack: Like, I feel that everything this app can give you is already in your bank.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like your bank statement should have all.

Cristina: This information, but you don't feel like doing that. So you're getting an app.

Jack: You don't want to do the math. The app just sums it up for you.

Cristina: Yes. Even though your bank could probably sum it up in the app for the bank. Probably. There's probably some weird like kid. This is how much he spent on whatever. But. So are you gonna kill Hitler?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Everyone wants to kill baby Hitler. No one talks about killing grown up.

Jack: Hitler because people kind of love growing up Hitler. That was badass, bro. You single handedly took on the world and almost won. Dude. That's hardcore.

Cristina: I thought it was just because like, killing a baby is easier.

Jack: No, people don't like babies. They just lie about that part.

Cristina: That's why.

Jack: Yeah, everybody just wants to kill babies.

Cristina: They have the urge to kill a baby.

Jack: Leftism is about killing babies.

Cristina: I'm at the only. But you can't just say, I want to kill a baby. No, but you can say, I want to kill Hitler baby. Yeah, that seems so wrong.

Jack: Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Interesting fact. You could say if you. If you just out of context, say, you want to kill babies. People don't like that. No, but if you first say, I want to kill Hitler baby, and then say, and also all the other babies now it just sounds funny. So you softened the saying, you want to kill babies by saying you want to kill Hitler baby.

Cristina: Because you're confusing them, aren't you? Like, they're not. They don't understand what's happening here.

Jack: I mean, what's the difference between killing a baby and killing an abortion or making an abortion? I guess an abortion is the act of killing a baby.

Cristina: Mm. Making an abortion.

Jack: Making an abortion. You can make abortions happen.

Cristina: Then do you want to abort Hitler? Is that easier than killing baby Hitler?

Jack: I mean, for sure. But what stops the next baby from being the Hitler dude? Stalin happened. Eventually, somebody is gonna be Hitler equivalent. There's no stopping it. It just is what it is.

Cristina: I thought your goal this whole time was to kill Hitler, to cancel him.

Jack: Yeah. That has nothing to do with, like, saving the world, I suppose.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So I wouldn't kill baby Hitler.

Cristina: You'll do. Then you'll kill adult.

Jack: He needs to be famous with. How am I gonna make the baby famous if everyone knows it's put him in full house.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I guess he's gonna be one of the twins. I mean, the twins were one baby, right? No, it was. They were pretending to be one baby.

Cristina: Yes, they're pretending to be one baby.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: The all one of them was the double for the other.

Jack: Yeah. Was it that way?

Cristina: I'm guessing, like, one baby would be used more than the other because, like, one would behave better than the other.

Jack: Oh. And thus was more desirable of a baby.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting.

Cristina: And one probably was a better actor once the baby started growing up. Doesn't she grow up in the show? She's not a baby the whole time.

Jack: Yeah, you're right.

Cristina: So I wonder which one was the better actress.

Jack: It's weird that for a period of time, people were like, the Olsen twins are so hot.

Cristina: They were never hot.

Jack: Totally outside the point. Oh, but it's weird that people said that and while they were children.

Cristina: Ew. Are they saying that?

Jack: No. Probably. But, like, yeah.

Cristina: What were you gonna say?

Jack: Well, I was gonna point out that people say that they're hot and they probably watch them grow up from being children.

Cristina: Oh, that's even. That's pretty bad. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, that's what I was trying to get to. So the real ultimate question is, is Kanye west out of his mind for loving Hitler, or did Hitler in fact, make a bunch of important things? Was not even make directly, but is, is Hitler responsible for some of the most innovative things that have advanced humanity? Thus, we have to give him credit for the good things he's done.

Cristina: You can give him credit without liking him, Right?

Jack: That's totally true. But people hate even giving him any form of credit. People are retarded, bro.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: People get so offended when you're like, yeah, but he did good things too. They're like, no, it was pure evil. It's like, there's no such thing.

Cristina: No. Yes. Not.

Jack: There's no such thing. He did not wake up and say, imma do evil things today. He said, imma wake up. I guess he didn't say, I'm going to wake up. I'm in a lucid dream. I'm trapped here. But I know I'm going to be practical today, so I need to get out of this dream. I'm going to wake up.

Cristina: He wakes up, looks at his p****, and then he gets angry and he's.

Jack: Like, well, first he's in his dream with an average size or big d***, and he's like, like, life is great. I' ma wake up and be productive. And then he does wake up, looks at his micro p**** and is, like, gonna kill everybody. This, you know, right off the bat, just wakes up and I'm gonna murder everyone. Maybe he's never had an organ. No, he can't. Look, dude, he couldn't. He just pinned up because his d*** is too small. And so he decided to kill a bunch of Jews in return. His d*** was so small, it was 7 million lives worth of tiny. That's what we're talking about. That's where we're at. Hitler's d*** was 7 million lives worth of small.

Cristina: Don't shame tiny dicks. Is that the lesson? I don't know.

Jack: Don't shame tiny dicks, because Hitler's not the only one with a tiny d***. And a bunch of people are gonna show up. Fair enough. Maybe all the mass shootings are just a bunch of tiny dicks. Maybe there is correlation here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Maybe I spoke too soon earlier, and I'm like, this is unrelated. And it's like, maybe they all have tiny dicks.

Cristina: Well, the thing that he had affects one out of 200 boys.

Jack: That is common as a m***********.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Wait, if I know 200 guys, I know at least one microdick. Yes.

Cristina: You know at least one micro d***.

Jack: I know at least one microdick. I need to find who this is and then mock him until he becomes an ex Hitler.

Cristina: Maybe already. Like, maybe it's obvious who he is.

Jack: Whoever's, like, overcompensating, right? Oh, wow.

Cristina: You thought of someone.

Jack: Yeah, 100%. I got people in mind. Interesting, though. Interesting. That's really absurdly common.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So micro dicking it.

Cristina: Yeah. How many people were in the N*** party? Like, maybe a bunch of them had the same problem. Who knows?

Jack: I mean, if every 200 people, one of them has a micro p****, they. They didn't know that Hitler had a micro p****. But they weren't alone in the world.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And, like, how would they even know if each other had micro penises? Are they like, hey, man, my d*** is so small? No. They kept that s*** a secret.

Cristina: Well, the people they were seeing had to be, like, spreading that.

Jack: Like, they weren't seeing anybody. A lot of these people were just committed to work because their d*** was too small.

Cristina: What about Hitler? We know he was seeing people.

Jack: Yeah, but he was also Hitler, ruler of the world.

Cristina: You don't think those ladies, before killing themselves, told people.

Jack: Yes. Hit people who were dating Hitler?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Are we talking about the people who work?

Cristina: Oh, the other.

Jack: His.

Cristina: His followers probably knew from those ladies.

Jack: Nobody would know about his followers. Micropenises.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Which is where we were just a moment ago. No, about his followers. Micro penises.

Cristina: But those people that heard about it will follow him even more once they.

Jack: Know, because he's unique. He's different.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's not like these other normal d*** to politicians. He's a man of action and small dicks.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Hitler, known as a man of small dicks. Brought to you by the letter D. Lowercase D. The lowercase D. Aw.

Cristina: Anyways, and the number one.

Jack: Yes, a lowercase D. And the number one. That checks out. But listen, listen. Hitler is a man of many, or I guess, few parts. Giggity. If you guys enjoy Hitler and all his hitting lures. He hits lures. I don't know what a lure is, but he hits them. If you guys like Hitler. If you guys love Hitler. If you guys want to know.

Cristina: Lures are. Are those little things you use to catch fish.

Jack: Lures are.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I mean, you could slur alert.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah, slur. It's a lure. But you got an accent. Hand me the lure.

Cristina: Oh, okay. How dare you.

Jack: But look, Hitler, good guy, bad guy. I'm not here to judge or tell you what to think. Whether he's a hero for making a bunch of technology or a bad guy because he has a micro d*** and you like to shame. Kanye is a hero. Kanye's woke as, bro. He's out here talking truth. He can't hate a guy the next Jesus. I mean, you could totally hate what he did and still respect what he added.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You know, that's the issue. But yeah, we've talked about Hitler many times. In fact, we explained in an episode how Hitler is totally forgivable and he saves the world on top of many other episodes of Hitler. We love Hitler. Hitler here is. He's welcome on this show.

Cristina: He's gonna podcast. He's gonna be getting our next guest.

Jack: Yeah, we're gonna have Hitler here one day to share his opinions, his thoughts, his concerns.

Cristina: Talk to him about how the lizard people are doing.

Jack: Yeah, 100%. But look, you guys can follow us on social media. That's Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, usConvopod.

Cristina: Remember to subscribe, rate and review the show.

Jack: Yes. Please leave us however many stars review and then complain about the show in the review.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. You guys know. Go tell somebody that either it's bad thing that we love Hiller or it's a good thing that we love Hitler. Or tell them it's a bad thing we hate Hitler or it's a good.

Cristina: Thing we hate Hitler and that it's dangerous to cancel people because they might die.

Jack: They might die. And the only legit way to cancel somebody really, really is if you murder them. You have to ultimately cancel them if they can still do stuff. They're not canceled. Yeah, they're just less.

Cristina: They probably don't want to do that.

Jack: Famous. In some cases, people get more famous. Like more people know about Kevin Spacey now than they did before. Before he did the whole. I. I guess he didn't do anything. They just.

Cristina: He canceled people. He canceled the counselors.

Jack: He. Yeah, two people tried to me to him. And so he made those people cancel themselves.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Giggity goo on him.

Cristina: That. Yes. Yes. I guess.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Good job. This has been the rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye bye.

Jack: A society for you. That's exactly how the f*** it works though. And nothing's gonna happen to these guys. F****** nothing. Me too. Movement came up. Too many liars hopped on board. Movement died the f*** down. There was a great movement there at some point. Guys were getting outed, but some people needed f****** attention, jumped on and dissolved it. Yes, the amount of liars overcame the amount of truth tellers to the point that the people who were lying. We're lying about people who already wised up to the fact that this movement was rising and saved proof. Holy f***. How long and how many of you were just bullshitting that you told people to just start recording your interactions just in case You're a sleazy weasel.

Cristina: If Kevin Spacey is alright, is he still alive?

Jack: Probably.

Cristina: I hope so. Good night. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 199: Historically Bad Heroes

Who are the Heroes of today’s society? Why have we picked these specific individuals? Are they the saints we paint them out to be? The duo unpacks the corrupt nature of some of the world’s most adored heroes in an episode that has #cancelled written all over it. Worst of all, what good came from our scariest monsters from history? The revelations made are more than most sensitive individuals can handle!

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • MLK Gay Sex Parties
  • Oskar Schindler Death Camps
  • Nelson Mandela’s 19 Murder Victims
  • Gandhi’s Child Molestation and Racism
  • Abraham Lincoln’s Negro Death Camps
  • Christopher Columbus resulted in the U.S.A.
  • Hitler’s Actions Result in Fantastic Scientific Advancements
  • Why Older Men are Pedophilic in Nature

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas.

Cristina: Some baffling ideas.

Jack: Yeah. First of all, this is my, like, nerdy voice. When I come with information ready, I gotta sound like this always. I don't know why nerds on TV always have this kind of voice going. Like, it can't be a real sharp, cool nerd. It always has to be like a scrawny whack nerd.

Cristina: It sounds like he. His nose is very stuffy.

Jack: Always has to be. It's part of being super smart. When you're super smart, your nose clogs up. Your brain matter is so like less than.

Cristina: Unpack this real quick.

Jack: Let's unpack. Let's unpack it. It's always the same person who's highly intelligent, right? So something about high intelligence clogs your nose.

Cristina: Presumably you're also blind. You're always wearing glasses.

Jack: You're always wearing glasses. So it's like your brain is essentially feeding on the rest of your body.

Cristina: That's why it's so weak and fragile.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the idea behind, like the grays. Right? Like that they're really scrawny and like skinny, but got huge heads.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And like their eyes, I don't know why they're f****** so huge. But you get the point. So in theory, there must be some connection between the blindness, the scrawniness and the voice being whack and totally being super nasally. So first, first of all, somehow your brain having a lot of information means testosterone shut down. You don't get man degrees of testosterone. Actually, even when you're a female, you get less estrogen than normal too. So you're just like in some ambiguous.

Cristina: Kind of like you're more of a.

Jack: Bro, you gender, like neutral. You're nowhere.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: You're nowhere. It ain't even fluidity. You're not here nor there. You're just kind of some middle ground s***. Then your brain is also, for whatever reason, I guess the eyes are just the closest next thing. And it's like just eating the f****** resources your eyes would be using.

Cristina: Because she's also wearing glasses.

Jack: Yeah. You're thinking Volma from Scooby Doo right off the bat. You said she and I pictured exactly who you're thinking. Yeah, right.

Cristina: Well, She's a good example.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. And like Dexter, like, extra tiny. Everybody. Everybody who's like the smart guy in the team is always the nerd with the glasses.

Cristina: His rival. Dexter's rival. What's his name? Mandar Mandork.

Jack: Well, it's Man Dark, but they used to call him Man Dork.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Well, he's exact version of the geek.

Jack: Yeah, he's like, super skinny because, like, Dexter's potentially fat. We don't know. He's a baby. Technically. He's like six months old. He's super young.

Cristina: He's a huge baby.

Jack: No, he's not. He's like, probably abnormally small for a baby.

Cristina: Oh, he's not a fat baby.

Jack: He might be, but he's a baby. What baby isn't fat?

Cristina: Oh, okay. I don't know what baby's walking around.

Jack: Yeah, he. Well, super intellect.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: I don't know how that means he's got, like, the body strength to do anything, but whatever, you know?

Cristina: Does that make him a strong baby?

Jack: You guess. But also, his legs are so short. They're not really, like. They're not really supporting much, you know?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If they were longer legs, he'd be like. Well, they'd be wobbly, but it's like he only has these weird stumps he wants.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, whatever, dude. His arms are also like, short little stompy things. The weird person. But then, so the eyes. You know, blindness is just inherent when you're intelligent. And no testosterone means a weak voice, but no estrogen means a high voice. And you got both going on. So you got some neutral, centered thing going on. And your brain is just eating all your body resources. So you're just really skinny and dying.

Cristina: Always.

Jack: Always. Except Bulma, actually. She's like the hot, busty, curvy, like, super exception nerd. She doesn't fit the box. You know, she doesn't fit the mold. No, I guess she's some other s***.

Cristina: Even when she's working in the lab, she put on glasses there probably.

Jack: She literally can't see without her glasses. That's like her thing. Her thing is how blind she.

Cristina: Bulma. And I was thinking about the Dragon Ball Z lady. What's her name?

Jack: Oh, s***. She's all. That's Bulma. Yeah, she's also like a nerd, but she's another exception.

Cristina: Okay, because that's what I thought you started talking about.

Jack: No, I'm talking Scooby Doo. Like, she's like a mini skirt wearing knee high socks. Like Actually, this disturbingly old guy schoolgirl fantasy is foma.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: I don't know what's up with f****** old dudes? I think school girls, bro, they clearly just want to molest the school girl. Yeah, like a lot of people clearly just want to molest a schoolgirl.

Cristina: Disturbing.

Jack: Disturbing, bro. They're just like, wow, this is hot school. And look at how big is it. How. How big in the world is the whole schoolgirl cosplay thing? I'm gonna be the teacher and you're the naughty student and I got the ruler and whoops, I gotta pull your skirt up and spank you with my. Because you've been a bad girl and I'm the teacher and that's what I do. It's like, bro, so you're telling me your fantasy is f*** a kid? Is that like.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Am I getting this right? The fantasy is f*** a kid in a classroom when nobody's seeing, but you can in theory get caught, but you don't because you're a clever enough teacher to f*** the kid and get away.

Cristina: I guess. But in the fantasy, does this kid also want it? I don't.

Jack: I think so. I think the fantasy is not rape.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: The fantasy is I want to f*** a kid that wants to f*** me back in class in order to not get punished. So you know what? Maybe there is some. For some vague. Me too, is kind of rape going on because it's like a power rape as opposed to a violent rape. It's the whole, you're going to do it because you don't know. You feel in a jam. You don't know what else to do.

Cristina: Going to get bad grades if you don't.

Jack: Yeah. And then my parents are going to beat the s*** out of me and I'm more scared of that. So I'm going to let this other human enter my body. As opposed to taking the pain of being hit, I'm going to take the pain of this other human entering my body. Thus fantasy. Because, guys. Yay. Yeah. Well, look, humans are disturbing in general, I guess.

Cristina: Yes. There's people that just do disturbing things in general.

Jack: Look, it's usually the people who are like kindness, right? Like there's no pure evil out there. I don't believe in that. I think it's all the good people who are truly like, your next door neighbor just wants to f*** a kid. That's just all it. He doesn't. He doesn't.

Cristina: Or a dog.

Jack: Or dog. He was f****** dog. He just. Look, it's fine, dude. He didn't know. They don't do it. They don't do it. They want to do it. They really want to do it. There's nothing they want to do more. But they're not gonna do it. Because you're like, I'm not gonna go to prison forever either. I like, yes, this is what I want to do most, but I don't want to do that more than I do want to do this. So it is what it is.

Cristina: And online there's so many stories that are as disturbing. I don't know if it's real. The stories that are online that are like, are people really doing these things? Like, dog thing. Is this real?

Jack: All of it. All of it. You gotta understand that everybody's weird and Scott s***, like closets are filled with things.

Cristina: Okay? Cuz there was a story though that a guy was like eating his poop for fun. And then I guess he dies. That's the end of the story.

Jack: That story checks out. That sounds like, I think that story is real because he didn't like get superpowers or get stronger or survive. He just died.

Cristina: Yeah, it feels right, but it was like, you know, it took a while. He didn't die immediately. I think it probably a week or two of eating his puppy.

Jack: Not long enough to say he was doing it for fun. He was just kind of experimenting the scene.

Cristina: No, he was describing it as like, it was for fun. He was enjoying it. He loved it. He was describing how amazing it felt in his mouth.

Jack: His own poop. I mean, it is what it is, man. Some people, people like weird s***.

Cristina: You think that's a real thing though?

Jack: Yes, look, everybody, without exception, even you, even me, everybody has something really weird. Really weird.

Jack: It's like, okay, look, there's literally a letter out there. There's a letter out there by a priest, a black African American priest. And he wrote this letter saying, I am tired. I am so tired of everybody around me looking at Dr. Martin Luther King like he's a f****** hero. And then I to hang out with this guy and I just end up at some weird sex orgy with him. That's not how a priest is supposed to behave. That is a real letter that this got two letters actually this guy sent complaining about Dr. Martin Luther King. He keeps having sex orgies and he's like, when people don't want to participate, he talks about how we're going to teach him to be better. It's like, whoa, okay. So like the biggest he. And no, the craziest part is he's.

Cristina: Pressuring people to have guys.

Jack: It's a gay sex orgy. He takes part in gay sex orgies. There's two letters directly saying, Dr. Dr. Martin Luther King continues to participate in gay sex orgies. And that's not priest, like. And I. I don't want.

Cristina: I'm pressuring these people.

Jack: Well, no, no, not everybody. A bunch of people are just into it, okay? And first of all, sketchy letter, bro. Why are you there?

Cristina: Yeah. Second, did he pressure him or was he.

Jack: I mean, he could have been pressured.

Cristina: But that's not even.

Jack: That's not even the point. The point is that he's there having f****** gay sex with a bunch of dudes. And, like, he's enjoying it. And, like, he then goes out and he's like, that's wrong. Because God said.

Cristina: I don't know. Was he saying that? I mean, he probably was saying he's a Christian priest.

Jack: He was definitely above all saying that. Yes, but that's my point. Everybody.

Cristina: Everybody expected from a Christian priest that he would.

Jack: It checks out. Funniest thing is how the black community is so opposed to anything homosexual, but their worship of Dr. Martin Luther King in the first place is like. So you worship arguably the gayest figure you've ever considered in your mind, except you don't really know the gayest figure in your mind because he kept that part secret. But that's how often you might just be like, how many of the rappers you just find awesome or just total facades. And the second they walk off stage and you're like, yeah, I want to be like that guy. He just sticks the fattest d*** in his f****** mouth.

Cristina: I hope it's Drake. No.

Jack: Anybody? Bro? Point being, the. The community is like, no, that's wrong. And it's like your hero, the guy who fought for your rights, the guy you defend the hardest, was sucking so much d***, bro. Oh, and his a** was so filled.

Cristina: How dare he.

Jack: He was so stuffed. He was like a turkey person that's.

Cristina: Complaining about it, like, describing what was.

Jack: No, no, okay. He's more complaining of, like, I'm tired really respecting this guy. And like, this is what a. This is what a priest should behave like. Not partaking in gay sex orgies, but for whatever reason, he continues to do that. And all of you still worship the ground he walks on. But my only question is, how do you know, bro? Why are you there? You're also at gay sex orgies. You might not be having gay sex, but you're kind of sus.

Cristina: Because you're Close enough to him, like, know his secret like that.

Jack: Not even close enough to him. You're just wherever the f*** he's hanging out. You don't. You don't need to be close to him. Let's just assume you're at a priest hangout where casually it just turns into gay sex orgies.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And it's like, well, you're kind of there, bro.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, let's say walk away and you have no stories. Unless. Unless Dr. Martin Luther King is always the initiator too. He's like, hey, guys, it's gay sex orgy time. Then you're like, imma go. But you already know, and you're only completely. Maybe in the letter it was specifically just complaining about Dr. Martin Luther King. But it's also like, that guy is so famous. Who else would you talk about?

Cristina: Exactly. Yes. It was just hate.

Jack: Because it was hate. It's like, stop sucking d*** because you're. You're too famous. And a priest.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I got a hand priest.

Cristina: Do their thing.

Jack: He could. Bob over there. Nobody knows who Bob is. You see how deep that d*** is inside Bob? That's fine because nobody knows who Bob is. Yeah, but you see how deep that d*** is inside you. People gonna be looking at your a****** to see if you've had d*** deep in there. So, like, don't. Don't have d*** deep in there because people gonna be looking at your a******, and then we're all gonna look bad.

Cristina: Ye. What the letters were.

Jack: It could totally be. It could totally be. Look, it's not my place to tell the black community that they worship a gay black guy, but they do, and it just is what it is. But those are just secrets. Everybody's got that thing going on probably nowhere near that degree.

Cristina: That's pretty.

Jack: That's pretty up there. But it's. That's my point. That it's just like everybody does. Everybody's got a weird, twisted fantasy. Yeah. Some people want to f*** their dogs. Yeah. Like a good giant portion of guys just want to go f*** a minor. And like, some black guys just want to suck d***. And usually it's the more famous ones that hide it well. And the communities worship the ground they walk on and then hate all the gays when in reality, you're worshiping the gayest of them all.

Cristina: How well was that secret, though? It's a party. So there's a more than one person.

Jack: Yeah, no, it wasn't that well of a secret. It's just. There's a lot of denial in the Black community too. It's kind of like that line from Biggie singing, she's so hot, I'll suck her daddy's d*** or some s***. It's like, like, whoa, you're the rapper. They worship. And then. Look, let's just like go off on a, on a racially charged tangent right now. They worship Dr. Martin Luther King, who does gay sex parties. Their favorite rapper is a guy who says he'll suck some dude's d***. And then they call all the women b****** and all the guys are men. Men. Like, come on. Just. There's a lot of gay happening there. Like a lot of gay happening and a lot of denial happening surrounding that gay. Where it's like, no, that's some gay s***. I'm not gonna f***. And like, why are you so worried about what some other guy is f******? Huh? That's kind of gay.

Cristina: That's kind of gay.

Jack: It's kind of gay. You're worrying about what some guys f******. That's kind of gay.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Who cares if he's f****** another guy? Why do you specifically care? Do you want to be the guy he's f******, maybe? Or like, well, he's not f****** a chick. Yeah, but why do you care? You see how weird it gets when you just ask a couple of questions?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now, spinning back off of that tangent. I'm so posh. Spitting off of that tan.

Cristina: Tangent, tangent. Someone saying it like that immense.

Jack: I. No, you know, somebody's singing like that because I, I just did. That means somebody out there says it like that normally because like, my mouth made the sound and there's too many variants out there. Somebody says, tangent, tangent, tangent.

Cristina: That's awful.

Jack: Gonna go off on a tangent. Sounds right. Go off on a tangent. Anyways, point being, there's a lot of hidden stuff out there. A lot of dark out there. But one of the biggest things is kind of people like Martin Luther King. Think about, like Epstein, super famous child molester, but like also just a famous guy. Bill Cosby, he was, he was famous for like, I don't know, just hanging out with rich people. Bill Cosby, absurdly famous comedian. People in the background, but super worshiped comedian. Like, he was great until he wasn't.

Cristina: Until we found out he was a raper.

Jack: A raper rapist. And this brings me to the conclusion that all the heroes of the world are this kind of problem. And they all got, like, weird closeted things going on.

Cristina: Every hero, everybody.

Jack: Like, look, let's go to like one of the, the great peacemakers of all Time Gandhi, great, fantastic peacemaker. Absolutely known for doing some of the one food wise aiming towards protecting animals and taking care of your body by avoiding. He was like beyond vegan. He was just eating like fruits that didn't have seeds and nuts and crap like that. You know, just way specific things. And he, he managed to. He proposed many peace treaties and accomplished many of them. He was just great, fantastic hero. Like Dr. Martin Luther King. The guy who f**** guys. That's what I just know him for from now on.

Cristina: Is he f****** guys?

Jack: Well, no. He was f****** minors. No, because he would get. Well how old is this man? 70. And he would get naked little girls to sleep on his bed to test his restraint.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Now this doesn't mean he's actually f****** the kids. This just tells factually he wants to f*** this kid. They're all girls. He's at least not gay like Dr. Martin Luther King. But he's definitely a pedophile.

Cristina: What is wrong with these parents?

Jack: But he's like I'm going to have this little girl. Well he's Gandhi. You're definitely gonna feed your children to Gandhi. If anybody's gonna moles this my kid, it better be Gandhi or Jackson.

Cristina: Yeah, you know it's one of these people situation.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Hey, that's what he was doing. He's just testing his strength.

Jack: He was. Yeah, fair enough. Michael Jackson is just like I want to these kids but I'm not going to. And like proof he did in the case of Gandhi. He gets these people, they're in the bed and the. The goal is.

Cristina: Are they naked?

Jack: Yes, you're naked. The goal is. I'm not gonna them.

Cristina: Is he naked?

Jack: Unclear. Okay, he's not f****** the children. He might be. Who knows. You know how Indian clothes is. It's like mainly loose garbage you could just throw off. It's real easy to just done because like drapes and. Well in that times like drapes and s*** anyways point being naked little girls on your bed at night because self control. But what are you self controlling? The urge to f*** the little girl. That's all that he's controlling.

Cristina: Yeah. No one thought like there should be an age limit to who we sent to him or something like no one.

Jack: Nope. But that's not even like. Yes. That's actually the worst thing he did. It was pretty bad. Other things like his blatantly open and quite vocal support of white supremacy. He really believed white people were just better and like yeah, got me like let's be real. They run everything and they're like the vast minority. So like the argument is kind of strong in their favor if we were to pick one. Although my argument still stands that it's probably Mexicans because they can get way more done in the last time. And it's like if they really wanted to go into action, what white guy is gonna really win? Nah, bro, they're just gonna get over populate you overnight if they felt like it.

Cristina: The Mexican.

Jack: Yeah, the Mexican.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it's like that's the ultimate race. But they're like quiet about, they don't care. They just give them a beer or something, they'll be happy. But it's Mexicans on top, then white people, then Indians, I guess, and then black people at the bottom. And there's a bunch of races missing. But like, I'm only talking very strange tier list. Yeah, it's a strange tier list. Gandhi really just thought white people than Indians and blacks. He just thought his real thoughts vocally and like in paper and letters and stu are just give us more rights than the black people to prove we're better. And then you're running things. Pretty sweet. Keep it how it's going. That's the summary. Just do what you're doing. You get you white people. You got it. Just look, don't treat us like black people. That's all I ask. Make us better and keep doing what you're doing.

Cristina: Does he wants at least to be equal to the white people or he's like, nah, we don't have to be equal to you. At least let us be better than them.

Jack: He specifically wanted to be equal to white people. He, he, not the Indians. He. He's not like, my people are equal to white people. No, no, no, no. I'm equal to white people. My people can suck it.

Cristina: Okay? But he wants his people to be.

Jack: Better than black, better off than blacks. Yes, because he was racist.

Cristina: Okay. But he's like, they're not better than you guys.

Jack: Yeah, now my people could never.

Cristina: But they're not.

Jack: No, no, no, I'm not better. I'm equal.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: I don't think he could fathom better. What would he do better than a white person, malnourished, 70 year old guy like, bro, you're not getting far. You're just gonna die one day. And then he did.

Cristina: He did.

Jack: And then the last laugh was on all of us.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because he didn't like, he's dead.

Cristina: Oh, he slept with so many little girls.

Jack: We don't know that because the idea was restraint.

Cristina: Well, I Didn't say he had sex.

Jack: Literally said, I don't know. You literally being slapped.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Fair enough. Fair enough. That checks out. Yeah. That's how often stuff like that happens. All the heroes. All heroes think of. Think of this really obvious one that nobody ever gives thought to. And it kind of throws me off that nobody thinks about it. And it's like, Oskar Schindler. Yes. He's well known for having a camp in which he allowed the Jews to practice their religion and live normal lives during World War II. Now, let's take a couple of steps back in that story. This is. Start rewinding. And eventually we get into, like, a breaking point. Before he started being nice to them, but he still had a camp. And you just. Okay, you hit the point. Just keep rewinding little by little. See how that. What does that part of the film that we don't really get look like? What is that part of the book.

Cristina: That we don't get? Just like everyone else.

Jack: He had to be, because you were just getting orders like everybody else. And then you come in and you do what you're doing, and then they convince you, and you're like, ah, they're people too. How many did he kill, though?

Cristina: They don't have any history on that. I mean, they probably do.

Jack: I wasn't on the card. Oh, but that's interesting, right?

Cristina: That is interesting. Probably did kill some.

Jack: He definitely did. He definitely got many Jews killed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we're like, yeah. You know, we forget s***. We forget s***. Humans don't give a f***.

Cristina: But he changed. He became a hero.

Jack: Yeah, I guess. Totally killed people in a furnace, probably. Or did you run a factory? Some s*** like that? I'm not really even sure. Interesting enough. Way worse than that. What's worse is the blatant outward approach, not even trying to hide it. Nelson Mandela was responsible for a car bombing that took out 19 people for a fact.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: It is how he was handling his business and he got a car to go do bombing.

Cristina: Whoa. Whaat.

Jack: Yeah. The hero, Nelson Mandela, is responsible for bare minimum 19 murders over a specific one case. But there are many because Nelson Mandela, criminal, then president.

Jack: However many years in jail.

Cristina: He was in jail for that, though.

Jack: Yeah. He was sending orders out like a good kingpin.

Cristina: Oh, whoa, whoa. What? So, what, he's just killing people off?

Jack: Oh, yeah.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: That's weird.

Cristina: That is so weird. Yeah.

Jack: It's the kind of thing that you don't really think about, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, it doesn't cross anyone's mind. Another interesting one was Abraham Lincoln.

Cristina: What about him?

Jack: He owned slaves. No, it's bullshit. He was avidly against that, but he was totally against cleansing of black people.

Cristina: What does that mean?

Jack: You know, the trash isn't like offensive enough to throw them into. Just bury them, that's fine.

Cristina: I don't understand.

Jack: Kill the black people.

Cristina: He wanted to kill the black people.

Jack: He wanted to get rid of all the black people so they wouldn't be anywhere near them. Now he also didn't want slaves. He kind of people think the freeing of slaves was because he himself was a good guy. But that's not true. That's never been true. His freeing of the slaves was because it was convenient. He specifically said if keeping the slaves would keep the union together, gladly, I'd do it. He didn't give a f*** about the slaves.

Cristina: But he wanted them dead.

Jack: Yes, he yawned paper many times. And it's presumed that throughout the entire course of his presidency he was trying to convince people to agree to that. But bipartisan reasoning helped avoid that.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because I know he was against black people. He wanted nothing to do with them. Have them gone or. Or gone or gone.

Cristina: What?

Jack: But whichever one you get to first, it is what it is.

Cristina: That is. That's crazy. You want them dead.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: It's hard to choose which one of these are more disturbing.

Jack: Yeah, they're quite baffling, right? Yeah, kind of a problem, but that's the reality of the matter. Closets with skeletons. Many skeletons.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Many closets.

Cristina: Having those little girls. Oh my gosh, that's just.

Jack: That's disturbing from Gandhi. Yeah, man. But on the flip side, on the flip side, humans face a level of ignorance where they kind of pick a team, stick to the team, regardless of what the case is, instead of really thinking further ahead. Right. We have medicines that are quite overpowered. We have grade A medicines in the world. We can stop a lot of problems. Greedy. We can solve a lot of problems if we had a better distribution.

Cristina: Yeah. What's stopping us?

Jack: We suck.

Cristina: Just agree.

Jack: Obviously we suck. This is the clearest answer. Is capitalism is stopping us.

Cristina: Is it capitalism?

Jack: Maybe, I don't know, something stopping us. But the point is that there are things we could solve. There are problems that shouldn't be problems in the world that are problems at this moment. And like, that's our fault. And like, that goes back to the whole closets thing. Right? We got horrible things. Many, many people we consider heroes do horrible things. But. But in return, there must also be horrible people who are responsible for amazing things like that mobster. I forget his name. The one who's responsible for the tracking label on all products so that you know how long it takes before it disappears.

Cristina: Oh, wasn't it like a mobster or something?

Jack: He's Al Capone, I think. And he got people to go ahead and do that, and it became the norm because people can stop getting sick and you can protect your neighborhood, which is essentially the place point, you know?

Cristina: Yeah, I guess he's not that big of a monster. I mean, he was probably still killing people or getting people killed is the thing, right?

Jack: Yeah, but think of the super mega badass, right? Christopher Columbus. He kidnapped, raped, he bred and killed black women and Native Americans.

Cristina: Whoa. That's your average white guy back then.

Jack: Average white guy also. 100%. All of the United States wouldn't exist without him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oof. Like, yeah, give the man his respect. He did horrible s***, but you're here because of it. You know, that's a crazy point of view. People don't like. Oh, no. But no, it wouldn't have happened again. Somebody different, and it would have played out differently.

Cristina: Yes. And a lot of Native Americans are dead, thanks to the church.

Jack: Yeah. To Christianity. God hates Native Americans, apparently.

Cristina: I guess so.

Jack: And, like, that's the reality of matter. Right. So we have this man who. Polar opposite to all those heroes that just had dark s*** that people, on average, would ignore. For the person here, we have a series of bad things, of good things that are ignored because a person is bad.

Cristina: Well, they weren't. I mean, now they are shown. But, like, for a long time, we were all, like, ignoring all that bad stuff. He was just a hero, like all these other examples you gave.

Jack: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're ignoring all the bad stuff.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: All his bad is ignored the way. Well, all of the above is ignored. Yes, the way. You know, because the. He's. I guess, yeah, he's considered a good guy, but he's like.

Cristina: More recently, he looks like a bad guy, but.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: It wasn't that long ago where he was the good guy.

Jack: Well, on the flip side, that's exactly what happens with Hitler.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Well, he might be responsible for World War II, but all the things World War II is responsible for.

Cristina: Whoa, what do you mean?

Jack: There's many things that World War II is responsible for. Innovations, technology, during.

Cristina: Oh, you're saying good things.

Jack: Yeah. And like. Yeah, it is what it is. He did things that led to better things. And, like, no one's gonna thank him.

Cristina: For that.

Jack: Nobody's gonna thank him for the work he put to change the world. I mean, think of it. The Jeep is a World War II invention.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah, that's an off road masterpiece.

Cristina: I guess. But that's not like. I mean, is there something better than that?

Jack: Better than a Jeep? Probably not.

Cristina: Probably not. That came from the World War II.

Jack: Oh, yeah. There's a billion trillion things that came from there. Pick out of a hat, whichever one you feel more comfortable with. Default. That's a better one.

Cristina: But you have other examples. I mean.

Jack: Yeah, like jet engine.

Cristina: That's pretty cool.

Jack: Yeah. It sounds absorbently complicated.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah. And other things include like the microwave oven. That's also a World War II thing.

Cristina: Okay. But like they, we. They wouldn't have come up with those things like during that time without the war.

Jack: Doubt it. They waited until the very time that they were working under Hitler to do it. That doesn't check out.

Cristina: But they weren't already working on it. And it just so happens to be done by that time or something.

Jack: It could totally be. But also we know factually that Germany was really good about scooping up global different scientists to be able to accomplish a bunch of things, which makes it a bit unrealistic.

Cristina: And these things are all German things, though.

Jack: What do you mean all German things? Oh, yeah, I guess so. Like the electronic computer is also duct tape or the big one, which is penicillin.

Cristina: They said duct tape?

Jack: Yeah, that's just some of the things. There's like a million other things.

Cristina: Oh, but that all those things came from that country at that time. Or just we're just naming a bunch of things that happened during that time.

Jack: We're talking about things that happen in that country.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That's a lot of crap.

Jack: Yeah. The problem is they took the smartest Jews, not Jews, the smartest Nazis, put them together, and came up with this thing. Schrodinger's cat is the same idea. I believe it's also just a German experiment, but that's much more annoying to move around.

Cristina: What? Huh? The idea came from that time.

Jack: What?

Cristina: The Schrod. How do you say it? Schrodinger's cat came from that time.

Jack: Yeah. That's a concept that was invented then.

Cristina: Oh, that's cool.

Jack: Yeah, all that stuff, like so much happened at that point in time that led to amazing sciences of all sorts, amazing innovations and creations. Penicillin being the most overpowered of them all. The ability to kill a bug inside the body almost for certain.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: By taking a pill.

Cristina: No, we can live forever. No, not really. But way longer than before.

Jack: Always. Always the case.

Cristina: Yeah. But this helped a lot.

Jack: What helped World War II?

Cristina: The penicillin. Pelicillin.

Jack: Penicillin.

Cristina: Penicillin.

Jack: Yes, the penicillin did. Amazing. But the point is ultimately the same thing that, you know, we. I guess the idea is that we just tune out things that people are responsible for when the narrative doesn't fit. We can't say Hitler did it, but he's responsible for such good things. We gotta be like, he's always been evil and everything that came out of his existence is evil. And it's like your life would be garbage had he not murdered a bunch of people.

Cristina: So we just ignore things.

Jack: We ignore things in order to feel good about the fact that we consume things on the bodies of dead Jews. Like, that's the reality of the matter. We have a bunch of this crap, like a microwave that everybody uses every day.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That only exists because he killed a bunch of Jews. Gotta take one with the other.

Cristina: That's a lot to take in. That's a lot. I mean, we're here because of dead Indians and Native Americans, probably Chinese. There's a lot of dead people involved in.

Jack: I mean, now you're talking about something completely different. Right. We're talking about, at this point, the idea that we need these dead people. Without these dead people, it would have been possible. If we're talking, like, you know, Christopher Columbus, he's way important because the United States would only exist because of him. But also, he enslaved a bunch of people and, like, kidnapped people and raped and pillaged and whatever.

Cristina: But.

Jack: But here's. Here's the problem.

Cristina: What?

Jack: We're not thinking about the fact that these people kind of had to die in order for now to be now. The way now is now. Like, every. Everything that's ever happened led to now. That's a fact. Everything that's ever happened led to this moment. So we kind of needed the things that have taken place to take place in order for now to be the way it is.

Cristina: Who would now be better without those things?

Jack: Why was. That's. That's a question that doesn't even make any sense. Because we. We just. We're not in the alternate timeline in which that happened. We're just now.

Cristina: Yeah, we're just.

Jack: All we can confirm is, and those dead people died so that now can happen the way now is happening.

Cristina: Yes, but now we don't have to repeat what we saw or what we did.

Jack: Nobody's saying we're gonna Repeat it. Yeah, we're just saying it's very important that however many people died, like let's. Let's take a trip and wander and we get to Canada and we look into. We're just going through records and we find a building, and we check in the building and we find what? Just a. A bunch of dead children?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Well, guess what people those dead children made. Now, how somehow that improved Canada, or not improved Canada, but it led Canada to be what Canada is right now. So if you love Canada, you have to love those dead children for dying and how they died, because whoever suppressed it, whoever put them in there, let them die, whatever the case might be, then suppressed all the information. They benefited from this. And somehow you benefited from them benefiting from this.

Cristina: Yes. Like what we did with the mentally challenged. How would I say, you know, the people that were special, I guess, that we murdered off. Yeah, like all those people.

Jack: Yeah, all those people needed to die in order for us to then have better genes and then reproduce and then have less of that going on. It's kind of a necessity. Everything. Everything led to. Now. You gotta understand, it's not just that Martin Luther King loves gay sex orgies. It's not just that Hitler killed a bunch of Jews and thus the world became better somehow because technologies came from it. Not because he killed the Jews, but because technologies can't. I mean, out of context, somebody. Somebody's gonna take all these clips and from these clips they are going to make the most offensive. Out of context, they're gonna. I mean, man, they're gonna try to cancel us eventually. But here's the thing, we're uncancelable.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because we're the boss.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah, we're not gonna fire ourselves.

Jack: Yeah, who's gonna show up and be like, hey, hey, you guys. You guys gotta go. We're firing you. You can't. You can't do this anymore. Like, bro, I own everything.

Cristina: But could, like, Spotify be like, we're not playing your stuff anymore, Apple or whatever?

Jack: I guess they could, but chances are they would just slap a warning on us or something because they're not hypocrites like that. Spotify and like Netflix. Irrational thinking companies that don't bend to the left.

Cristina: Okay, so.

Jack: So there's really nothing anybody could do. And like, to be honest, what would they be angry at? In fact. In fact, pay attention to article number one. This here is literally the letter that was sent about Dr. Martin Luther King. I will read it for you.

Cristina: Yes, please.

Jack: Now, it starts where we're addressing the homosexual part specifically. Everything's cut out just so you could see the basic thing. So an all night sex orgy was held with these prostitutes and some of the delegates in attendance. One room had a large table in it which was filled with whiskey. The two Negro prostitutes were paid $50 to put on a sex show for the entertainment of guests. A variety of sex acts deviating from the normal were observed. Previous sexual experiences. This activity is not new to King and his associates. As early as January 1964, King engaged in another two day drunken sex orgy in Washington D.C. many of those present engaged in sexual acts natural as well as unnatural for the entertainment of onlookers. When one of the females shied away from engaging in unnatural acts, King and others of the males present discuss. Of the males present discussed how she was to be taught and initiated in this respect. Throughout the ensuing years and until this date, King has continued to carry on his sexual aberrations secretly while holding himself out to public view as a moral leader of religious conviction. This is a pastor complaining about how anytime he's chilling with this other pastor who they're allegedly hanging out with to do pastor like things. Hey, we do pastor travels and talk about God and stuff. We go to our hotel and he just invites a bunch of b****** and we got a friend to. And then there's parties and alcohol and s*** and it's like, bro, we. There's alcohol, pastures, prostitutes and like gay going on.

Cristina: It doesn't mention gay.

Jack: Well, no, this is part of the letter.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: There are many parts of this letter. We can't get to all of it. He was just ranting consistently and complaining about all the ongoing.

Cristina: I don't understand, like he was close enough. He was close enough to know all the secret stuff. What?

Jack: It's not necessarily particularly secretive. It's just not in the public eye.

Cristina: Okay. So he let everyone.

Jack: Everyone is excessive. It's just he was not. He's not like, cover up master. I got a bunch of people burning documents and I go in a cloak into any room. Like, he's not doing any of that stuff successive. It's just like, yeah, whatever, my room is up there and like I'm in a part of the country that nobody really knows who I am by face, by name. So yeah, we could do whatever, you know, he's not going out of his way to like, well, I got to make sure that this signed some documents. If she talks, I can just sue her for everything she's worth for those 50 I gave her, or whatever, all.

Cristina: The initiation and whatever. Like, what did they want her to do that she was like, this isn't for me.

Jack: Blood orgies, obviously. Can you imagine? He's out here sacrificing m************.

Cristina: What? What? Like, it's something he describes as unnatural. He wanted her to do something she was definitely not comfortable with.

Jack: Maybe Martin Luther King was the first guy to have his a****** licked. And, like, he's like, yeah, I love when they do that. But it was. It was super uber gay. And maybe that's the true gayness he was referring to. The problem is there were other references to actual. Like, some tug in here, some suck in there. So, like, he was kind of going all in on it, but it had to be. Unless that's what he meant by a natural. It's like all the homosexual things are the unnatural part.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because black and male, but still the.

Cristina: Gay girl not being comfortable with, like, she's a. She's a prostitute, probably, right? Like, or she a random girl. Because if she's a prostitute, what is gonna make her uncomfortable? If she. Doing it for the money, I guess she. So I guess licking his b*** would be pretty, like.

Jack: Yeah, licking. You gotta understand the pressures of licking are. Are really, really up there. It's new to her. She's. It's 1960s. She's only experience, essentially giving b******* or getting penetrated. That's it.

Cristina: Yeah. Trying to think of, like, what could be unnatural. That's pretty unnatural, I guess. What if they wanted her to get peed on?

Jack: That's pretty interesting. Were people into that in the 60s? It's possible.

Cristina: It's possible. They would probably consider that unnatural.

Jack: Getting peed on. It's too unnatural.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But, yeah, there's a plethora of things that could be unnatural.

Cristina: You have any more letters or just this one?

Jack: Just this one. To show you some proof of concept right here.

Cristina: That's great.

Jack: Yeah. Dr. Martin Luther King was a unique individual. Now, here's the thing. There were letters sent between many, many people, including Gandhi, to Hitler. And Gandhi sent Hitler some letters, talking to him and referring to him as friend and brother. Now, Gandhi was also exceptionally kind of a person. So he commonly used language like that. You know, it was very normal.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Like, to anyone, he would say that.

Jack: Yeah, exactly.

Cristina: The people he thought was below him.

Jack: Everybody. Everybody. Because he was very kind, even if he wasn't.

Cristina: Okay. Did he have a problem with what Hitler was doing? Or he's like, yeah, you do you. As long as we're equals.

Jack: I. I don't know where he stood on what Hitler was doing.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I'm not entirely sure on that. I know he didn't have. Seem to have a particular problem with Hitler, but he definitely didn't like. Yeah, he didn't have an issue with Hitler as far as the letters go, or he was just being absorbently pleasant. But it doesn't tell us whether he was bothered or not by the things that were happening.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like, I don't know what he thought about Jews. That's an interesting question. Was Gandhi a white supremacist? Not even white supremacist. Was he a N***? An Indian N***? He was totally racist.

Cristina: He was. So it's possible. Yes.

Jack: But was he racist towards Jews? It kind of seemed like he just didn't like black people, primarily.

Cristina: What?

Jack: That was like, his main I don't want them around us problem, you know?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Hitler. Really, really, really, really not Hitler. Golly.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Really, really didn't like black people. That was his, like, shtick.

Cristina: How much black people were in his area?

Jack: All of them.

Cristina: All of them. Where's he from?

Jack: India.

Cristina: India. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. Gandhi also had many partners. Man.

Cristina: Partners.

Jack: Yeah, a bunch of women.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Oftentimes teenage girls.

Cristina: Besides little girls that were sleeping in his bed.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: He had. Wait, he was sleeping with them?

Jack: Well, here's the thing, and this is what I'm not clear about because.

Cristina: Because I thought he was having sex. Right. Yeah.

Jack: I'm not clear as to whether he. Because in a lot of the research and a lot of the data, it says he was a sex addict. But in a lot of the data, it also says he was very celibate. It's possible one of these came first and the other one second. And I think being a hoe came first. And then he hoed around a lot, and then he was finally like, no, hoeing is bad. And I'm gonna unho. But I'm gonna unho with tiny little girls next to me.

Cristina: I don't know. It could be the opposite as well.

Jack: Because, like, I love being celibate because sex is for noobs. Anybody who gets rid of their ejaculate has inferior energy and will age quicker. Some crap like that he really believed.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But eventually he's like, but them tight tea that. Them tight tween vajayjays is nothing like them.

Cristina: Also, was he seen, like, a celebrity or something?

Jack: He was a. Like a peace preacher, philosophy God person.

Cristina: There was girls throwing themselves. Well, not girls, ladies, hopefully throwing themselves at him.

Jack: I Had a whole conversation about this recently. About how, like, it's not just weird that people. Hey, baby. But like, where that comes from and like the era where this was just common is also like a man and his girl.

Cristina: Still probably common.

Jack: It's pretty common. I'm just saying where it originated from. And like, we all know really what it's hinting at. You know, it's the same thing about, like a teenage girl, knee high socks and, you know, we just had this conversation. The fact that, like, why. Why do guys want skinny, scrawny, teeny weeny, teenage, like, not sometimes teenagers. I guess it's the innocence thing, right? They want innocence. People want to corrupt innocence. I don't know what. Okay, In a similar fashion. In a similar fashion. I. I have a theory. I have a theory and I'll connect. Let's. Let's ground the pedo thing, right? Ground the pedo thing right now. Right now, before we get out of here. Okay, this is my theory. This is my theory on how it's happening. Right, baby? Man and his girl. You know, the things are there. All the parts are there. Okay. All the parts are there. All the parts are there. The opinion of it, there's fantasies guys have of lie. You find this in p*** a lot, actually. Women choking, right? Like, like gagging on d***. Oh, you know, like you've heard it before. The 9,000.

Cristina: Is that what that is? I don't know.

Jack: Just. Just women gagging on d***, essentially. That's a whole thing. Makeup running down her face and the whole nine yards. Right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And there's. There's a whole, like, thing about liking petite females. You know, tiny little ladies. Yeah, Tiny curvy ladies, Short women. We like being larger than our women.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And this all goes along with one real basic fantasy the guys have.

Cristina: What's that?

Jack: Them having bigger dicks. Oh, the younger you are, the more likely you're smaller. The bigger your hands or your mouth or your. The bigger the d*** looks like in comparison to your hands, your mouth, any of your holes. So if a tiny hand grabs a d***, my d*** looks bigger. I'm better. If a tiny mouth wraps around my d***. Oh, my d*** is so big. I'm feeling that whole mouth out.

Cristina: That's all it is.

Jack: You see, you see how it kind of lines up?

Cristina: He wants that big d*** energy.

Jack: Big d*** energy. Guys want big d*** energy. Guys love the concept of them having a larger d***. This comes with all the insecurity. But this basically means any guy who's into any of this in the background of their mind is really just dealing. Because you never hear of like a black guy with a gagging fantasy. No, cuz are just gagging on a furreal, bro. It ain't a fantasy, it's a reality. And it's probably annoying. It's probably like handle it, you know? I got a fantasy of you having actual good gag reflexes. To what? While people who don't have that in reality, it's just like, oh, I wish it. But you need tinier things for it to be more possible.

Cristina: So you need younger.

Jack: Well, younger is just the shortcut because you could just find tinier. Yeah, but you're assured tinier with younger. And a lot of the time I don't even think it's about the younger per se. A lot of guys just find themselves a really tiny lady.

Cristina: It helps if younger because, like, they're not experienced. They wouldn't know.

Jack: Yes. Because you're also like sex God. Like, there's a bunch of s*** going on here. There's many parts. Right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If they're inexperienced and anything you do is like, wow, you're so good at sex.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: And like they have no reference point for your d***. So wow, your d*** is so big.

Cristina: And if they're disappointed, they can't be.

Jack: It's compared to what? Yeah, you see, it's this whole I'm the s***.

Cristina: Yes, but really, you're cheating.

Jack: You're cheating. Go find yourself an experienced cougar and tell me you have the same level of confidence.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: An experienced cougar. That's your height.

Cristina: That's an amazing challenge.

Jack: Yeah, right. Like now you suddenly come across a problem where, like, you're no longer just by default, a huge d***. You no longer by default, just highly experienced. Like, that's my. That's my real theory. That's like coug struggle more. That's the fantasy of men wanting younger women. It's because you're God by comparison. You will blow her mind if you're her first o*****. If you're taking her virginity, she. You've ruined your life now. She's always gonna want you.

Cristina: Oh, that's messed up.

Jack: Because you're the best she's ever had. Also, like, you're cheating. You're the only she's ever had.

Cristina: Or you're the first, which also brings some type of specialness to it.

Jack: Yes, it's interesting. Yeah, it's all. It's all. It's a bunch of cheating bullshit. It's PC gamer, Call of Duty. It's like you're not actually good. Not really. And like sometimes you come across actually good people and you think they're literally cheating because you actually are cheating and still getting smacked down. That's the white guy who got the tiny little teenage girl and then thought I'm the s***. But comes across a black guy who got super experienced, super old, like hot chick and equals maybe taller than him or some s***. And it's like, I mean, think about it, just think about it. Black guy's got no problem just dating an overweight white girl that's taller than there. Why? Why is it just normal? It's like cuz we got the confidence that I'm still gonna f****** d*** this b**** down and she's gonna come back tomorrow thinking like that was the greatest s*** ever. Doesn't matter how many m************ she f*****, she's coming back here. Go ahead, try it, white boy.

Cristina: Oh, I think you figured out this.

Jack: Is my theory and I think it makes f****** sense.

Cristina: I think you make it. You made it make sense. Yeah. Whoa, Then what's Gandhi doing?

Jack: He's little d*** guy.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess. Yeah, that makes sense.

Jack: Gandhi was like a tiny, skinny Indian dude, right? Yeah, he was playing right into that stereotype. Yeah, but this isn't even racial. This is just a universal fact of being male at this point. Yeah, just guys want to feel better than they are and so we gotta f*** the tiny little girls, bro. It's the only way.

Cristina: But you think Dr. Martin Luther King was like that?

Jack: No, I think Gandhi was like that. Martin Luther King was a black guy. He probably had man ham. He had some severe man ham man him. He had the best man. Him. There's one more bit of proof and then we could get the h*** out of here. One is when it comes to prostitutes, not you talking about Dr. Martin Luther King. He's out here buying prostitutes, right? Yeah, but he's buying prostitutes for this event. Usually. Who is a pimp? It's a black guy. Black guy doesn't need to be impressed. He doesn't need the woman to come and be like, oh daddy, you're so big and daddy, you're so handsome. And this shouldn't that. She's like, b****** make me money. Okay, who's he selling it to? The guy who's like, oh, let me talk dirty to you. And oh, tell me I got the biggest d*** and all this. And who? That's the f****** white guy, bro. That's the white guy who rolled up and so f****** like, oh, that's that One right there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: She can do whatever I want. She can tell me whatever I want to hear. Sad little white guys. Sad little white guys. This is. I'm roving and just playing a violin. What you're seeing right now.

Cristina: Oh, I thought you were playing with his tiny p****.

Jack: No, I'm putting the tiniest little violin for his tiny little p****. Playing the tiniest violin for his sad little pee pee. Yeah, I think. I think I found it.

Cristina: Yep. And I think I learned something about history and men.

Jack: Yeah. I mean, lessons in life. That's what this show's about. This show's about learning about getting educated, about walking away with a better understanding of everything. And a lot of the times everything includes the shadow realm and weird s*** like that, because everything is everything. That didn't happen now. I just felt like telling you guys and reminding yourself that everything comes back to the shadow realm and adrenochrome. And I'm sure that that's probably what the. The weird unnatural was. Maybe this guy was out here raising demons or some bro. He's like, she. He's asking her to do a natural sex accent. It's sex accident. Raising. It's. It had to be blood. It was blood. Sex acts. And she was scared and that was part of the thing.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know.

Jack: Her being scared was important though.

Cristina: Him.

Jack: Power. That's how he became who he was.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: No chrome he got from these unnatural sex acts that created mad blood and her fear. It was all the adrenaline.

Cristina: Yeah, the adrenaline.

Jack: And then he does the sex thing and then there's blood everywhere. Dr. Martin Luther King was the Satanist. We all know this anyways, of course. Point being, look, you guys want to learn more things about how the world works, about the facts of the universe, well then follow us on Twitter, on Instagram, on Facebook, social media stuff and you'll be notified. Presumably, you know, and all that's at just Combo pod.

Cristina: Yes. Remember to subscribe. We're gonna review the show.

Jack: Yes, mainly the reviews. You know, you gotta let. I guess the algorithms know what you think about the episodes and the show and stuff. And you just put, you know, give us some stars and be like, yo, I like it because this stuff, or I don't like it because of that stuff. You know, that's how the world works. You let people know. You let the.

Cristina: The algorithms know with emojis as well.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Tell your friends that we have revealed how all Your heroes are crooks and most of them are totally h***.

Cristina: This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. They. They were helping. Not trying to hurt him, not trying.

Jack: To sabotage him or benefit for anybody outside the wall to with us. They own everything here. It's all equal to them.

Cristina: So they just wanted to help him?

Jack: Well, no. He just asked for help. They're not loyal to. They own all of the above.

Cristina: Do you have any idea if they were helping him? They were.

Jack: They were, but it wasn't there. Yeah, they didn't care in either direction.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: They would help whoever came to ask for help because they don't care.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It just so happened to be that he was the one who asked.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Through Lyndon Johnson. Which is funny because when you think about the fact that Penguins Day and Martin Luther King's Day are so closely related, are so closely like they're happening so close together, but they're also so closely related because Martin Luther King needed to talk to Lyndon Johnson. Lyndon Johnson then needed to cross the border through the penguins. Probably get a message to have a penguin escort him.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To deeper in to then where he could get some sort of fairy probably carried by the penguins. Or get to an airfield where these penguins would then get to the planes. It's gonna fly them to the leaders that would then allow him to bring up his case, ask for the help that Martin Luther King asked for, and then come back with a response back through the Arctic, interacting with the penguins again and then making them back in. It's fascinating.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 159: Biden Stops the Holocaust

Is the Moon made of cheese? Is Biden worse than Hitler? Did Hitler even do anything wrong? What the hell is the Holocaust anyway? And why don’t we call it The Milking Way Galaxy instead? The Duo unpack the Second World War and the time-traveling that lead to it in the first place, along the way learning the truth about our galaxy and more. What we learn about Biden, Trump and Hitler in this episode will change how we all look at WWII!

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  • Things More Important than the Holocaust
  • What is Real?
  • Cheese Moon
  • Cosmic Cow
  • The Milking Way Galaxy
  • That Time Hitler Saved Earth
  • Hitler the Hero
  • The Third Rake and the Grass Cult
  • Hitler is Trump’s Fault
  • Is Biden Worse than Hitler?
  • Time Travel Paradoxes
  • Trump’s Time Travel
  • Cheese Gas

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Rambling 151: Powerful Beings

Was Jehovah a single person or a group of people? Are Jehovah’s angels just Zeus’ children rewritten? Are the soldiers in Jehovah’s army (angels) roughly as powerful as Jehovah, but they merely believe in his philosophy and follow him rather than attempting to replace him? The duo unpack the possibility that Jehovah and his angels were merely a powerful group of humans with adrenochrome on their side at war with other factions of humans achieving the same abilities awarded by adrenochrome but through other rituals and traditions. What they discover about Hitler and Jehovah in the process is something no one could have ever predicted!

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  • Hitler
  • Zeus
  • Jehovah
  • Adrenochrome
  • Power
  • Biblical Giants
  • Small Humans
  • Biblical Metaphors
  • Omniscience
  • Nothingness
  • The Garden of Eden

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