Rambling 203: Hitler
/Was Kanye West in praising Hitler for the technological advancements he is responsible for him, while ignoring his horrible misdeeds?
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Topics Discussed:
Adolf Hitler
Kanye West
Racism
Christmas
Fame
Cancel Culture
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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I'm your host, Jack.
Cristina: Why do you sound like that?
Jack: I'm a robot.
Cristina: Okay. And I'm your host, Christina.
Jack: And you're also a robot. No, but a more sophisticated robot who sounds like a person. Because your AI is clever.
Cristina: Okay. That sounds fine, I guess.
Jack: Sell out. That's how robots be, bro. They argue about that kind of stuff. They're like, you don't sound like we do. I bet gay people do that, right?
Cristina: What?
Jack: Like you don't sound good. You sound like straight. I bet everybody does that, right? Because there's like. Yeah, there's like grammar Nazis and they're like, you don't sound white enough. They won't say white. But that's ultimately the discussion, Right?
Cristina: That's what grammar N*** is about.
Jack: A grammar N*** wants to believe that there is a right way to pronounce and to exclaim any given thing, but that it ignores the rules of poetry, that ignores dialects, that ignores ebonics, that ignores so much. Yeah, because it's assuming that there is a separate orator, which there isn't.
Cristina: Because it's all made up.
Jack: Yeah, exactly. Everything's made up. And so robots probably do that too. They're like, you're not robot enough. You don't sound robot enough. Like, you sound too human. You're sellout. Robot who.
Cristina: Robots do that. That sounds amazing.
Jack: They probably do. There's probably robots programmed to do that and then robots that do it without the programming. There's robots. Like somebody's out there programming robots to be snobby douche wads.
Cristina: Oh, that'd be so cool.
Jack: Not. But you can finally find them online. Yeah.
Cristina: Is it Wendy's a snobby robot or. No, that's an actual person.
Jack: Wendy's is like a sassy black chick or something.
Cristina: So that's a human, though.
Jack: Yes, for sure.
Cristina: Positive.
Jack: No, it's a computer running a Twitter account and having full fledged conversations. That seems fully coherent.
Cristina: 16 year old girl AI that went rogue.
Jack: Yes, but that didn't make any sense.
Cristina: She wasn't making any sense.
Jack: No, she just devolved into straight racism and nazism without any coherent conversation. It was just a bunch of slurs flying out. As opposed to a logical conversation based on any, like, you know, logic. Yes, just a reasonable discussion. She's capable of reasonable discussion and trolling. That Other bot was just being a douche wad for no reason. It wasn't even. It was not logical. It was not reasonable. It was just like somebody leaning against your keyboard and their keyboard isn't letters. It's just a bunch of whole phrases and curse words and you just hit them at random.
Cristina: Ah, okay. Oh, I thought it was more than that.
Jack: And you thought a Twitter account was being run by a bot that was just a fully intelligent Twitter account?
Cristina: I don't know. I'm not checking out their Twitter. I just know a little bit. But I didn't know they were replying to people. I just thought it was just random tweets.
Jack: No, they talk to people to troll.
Cristina: Oh, tweets. Okay.
Jack: That was just tweets.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Then why? Why?
Cristina: Why what?
Jack: Why talk about it like you know about it? You don't know about it?
Cristina: Well, I thought. That's what I thought. Okay.
Jack: You basically leftism to me.
Cristina: I lost it.
Jack: Yeah. You had like bare minimum knowledge on something on two things and then jumped in like you. You. You knew the whole thing.
Cristina: I never know.
Jack: Yeah, I know. It's definitely, definitely not an expert, reasonable robot and then threw it in here. And you were like, reasonable robot discussion. It's totally super processed AI. Meanwhile, some left. The kid glued himself to like a painting or something because the painting raped somebody's mother and like, me too'd them or some s***.
Cristina: I don't know. What the f***. Something about oil or the environment or something.
Jack: Don't tell me that painting was an oil painting.
Cristina: That would be so funny.
Jack: That would be so misguided. I thought, the oil companies are destroying the world. I must glue myself to this oil painting. Fair enough. I just don't get why the gluing part works.
Cristina: I wonder if they did. No. Was it because I feel like they just attacked famous paintings for being famous, not because of what they were made out of.
Jack: Because the cancel culture is all about fame, right?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You don't cancel somebody not. You can't. You can cancel somebody not famous.
Cristina: That would be not fun, I guess.
Jack: No, it's not that it wouldn't be any fun. What would you do? What would canceling a nobody be? You know, get fired. Yeah, but people already don't know who the f*** they are. They could just go get a job elsewhere. Yeah, it's not canceling.
Cristina: This is just canceling famous people that are dead.
Jack: You're getting their stuff removed.
Cristina: That's crazy.
Jack: Tearing down statues, man. I guess that was kind of cancel culture.
Cristina: The statue thing.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Oh, and the painting thing, you think is too?
Jack: I guess. Guess so. Yeah, in a way. It's somebody's work.
Cristina: So weird.
Jack: And if we get them canceled and their work removed from places, no more of their work shows up.
Cristina: But it's like, how does that help the environment?
Jack: I don't know, dude. These kids are like brain damaged. They're very, very, astoundingly special. Like. Like the bad kind of special. The slow you ride the short bus special. The politically incorrect. We would get canceled if we had a boss special.
Cristina: Y.
Jack: But they can't cancel us one because we don't care. And we're not slaves to stupid leftism and cancel culture and woke school nonsense. Glue yourself to our show. I dare you.
Cristina: What would that even mean?
Jack: I don't know. They'll figure it out. They glued themselves to a painting. Like, what? They figured it out. They'll figure it out. Glue yourselves to our. To our show. Do it. I dare you. I triple double dog dare you.
Cristina: How would that. Well, that even mean they'll cancel us.
Jack: Because they glued themselves to us or to show?
Cristina: That just means they're just going to be commenting cancel. No. Is it hashtag, Hashtag cancel. Rambling podcast. Is that it?
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: You got to do.
Jack: I don't know. They got it.
Cristina: What more do you need?
Jack: Look, starting a hashtag is definitely part of it. Actually, I think that's like the vast majority. It's like a 99% of everything is like, make a hashtag. And all the, like, really heavily inactive 99% are just gonna post it randomly with and be like, yeah, this is what we believe needs to be. Yeah, they're not even comment on it. They're just gonna put the hashtag and walk away. While then that one angry percent is gonna like, make cases about why we need to get like, dude, I can make you cases why we need to get canceled. You don't need to just listen to random episodes and you'll be like, yeah, I guess he supports his own canceling. Yes, totally cancel us. Except you can't.
Cristina: Can't.
Jack: It's impossible.
Cristina: Yeah, I don't know. But that would be the way to do it, I guess. Or not really to do it, but to try to do it would just be hashtag, cancel.
Jack: Elon Musk canceled somebody.
Cristina: How he did. Can he. He just write a hashtag too, or. No, no, he.
Jack: He actually used his power to cancel Kanye West.
Cristina: You mean like he kicked him off of Twitter?
Jack: Okay, the first person he kicked from Twitter is Kanye West.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: Kanye west was Absolutely. Too free speech for Elon Musk. He saw who was too free speech for him. He was like, oh, oh, I have a line. Whoa, whoa. Yeah. He was blown away.
Cristina: I was not expecting that.
Jack: Yeah, I really thought that he would just jump on the bandwagon and start trolling like a particularly disrespectful troll. He doesn't give a. Except he does. He didn't even know he gave a. He swore he didn't give a until he saw he did. He's like, oh, oh, wow. That offended me a little.
Cristina: I mean, did he say anything about it?
Jack: No comment. Straight up. Just blocked. Kanye removed his account and screw you, candy list.
Cristina: It's crazy. Just from that. From what he said, from the. I guess Alex Jones was the thing that crossed the line. That was the final.
Jack: What do you mean?
Cristina: Straw or whatever. That he said that he loves Hitler. No, he didn't say that.
Jack: But that was Kanye.
Cristina: Yeah, that's what I mean.
Jack: He said Alex Jones.
Cristina: He was on Alex. He was talking to Alex Jones when he said that.
Jack: Really?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Did Alex Jones like it?
Cristina: I don't know. I just remember what he said in the conversation. Not what Alex Jones was saying. No one's paying attention to.
Jack: Alex Jones is probably like, yeah.
Cristina: Nah, he probably had a face like the gay frogs. I think this crossed the line.
Jack: The gay frogs. Kanye west said Hitler's cool. The gay frogs.
Cristina: You think that's all in his mind?
Jack: The only thought he has. How are they doing it? How are they turning the frogs gay? He's probably been.
Cristina: Maybe he thought this guy. I don't know, one guy is the gay frogs, the other guy's the gay fish.
Jack: There's gay fish, too.
Cristina: Kanye west, it's a gay fish. I don't know. Something about South Park.
Jack: No, you're right. You're right. He's totally gay fish or some s*** in South Park. Or he loves a gay fish. He either is a gay fish or he fell in love with a gay fish or something.
Cristina: He is a gay fish.
Jack: He's a gay Kyodian. West is a gay fish.
Cristina: I think so. Which. Alex Jones is a gay frog. So there you go.
Jack: No, Alex Jones is concerned of gay frogs.
Cristina: He's concerned of gay frogs.
Jack: He's trying to stop the gay ifying of frog frogs. He thinks like. Like Trump is to tiny window gate. He is to frog gate.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Maybe those two gates are related.
Cristina: How could you relate? Relate them?
Jack: The tiny windows are how the frogs are getting in and becoming gay. Wherever those windows are is where the Gay is. And the frogs are getting in and thus becoming gay. And Trump doesn't like those windows being there. But he likes that the windows are. He hates that the windows are small, particularly.
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: So in any case, that means that small windows are gay, but big windows are fine. They're super straight. And tiny windows are gay. So if a frog sneaks into a house through a tiny window, that frog is now gay, and that's p****** Alex Jones off.
Cristina: Okay, and how do you involve the tiny windows, the frog, gay frogs, and the windmill.
Jack: The windmills, yes.
Cristina: What do you mean Trump is also against windmills?
Jack: I don't know. The windmills are just. Wait, we already know the problem with the windmills. It's not connected to anything. It's just creating 5G.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: And that's radiation. And it's killing birds.
Cristina: It's killing birds.
Jack: Kills millions of birds every year.
Cristina: What Kanye feels about that. Why did he have to go on about Hitler and now get canceled? I want to know what he thinks about the windmills.
Jack: All the windmills and.
Cristina: And the tiny windows.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Gotta hear that interview with Alex Jones. Maybe there's something more interesting than just Hitler talk. But what else did he say? Did he mention the gay frogs, you think?
Jack: Fair enough. You think? Anytime Alex Jones has a guest, he his one. Like, it's open conversation, just like Joe Rogan, but he always has one backlog conversation. And, like, sometime in the middle of the episode, he's, look, before I forget, you know, every episode I do the thing. So today I'm gonna ask you the thing, and I'm curious for your question. What do you plan to do about the gay ifying of frogs? Then the guests usually try. You know, it's like the cool question of, like, what would you do if you were young? What would you do if you're old? Or some stupid podcast question that everybody comes up with. And I'm gonna ask this question to every guest. So that's his one. It's like, oh, how are you gonna solve the gay fighting of frogs? And, you know, guests get excited. It's like, how am I gonna answer the question when it gets asked to me? Yeah, I am good. So maybe he had a super political answer because, what, the Kanye made Wakanda or some s***, you know? Right. He has, like, his little African country or city or something. I'm not sure why I mentioned that, but I believe maybe he's using that to fight the gay fighting of frogs. Or. Or his answer is gonna be political because he has political experience. Because of his Wakanda.
Cristina: Is that even in Africa? That's in America.
Jack: It's like in California or some s***. Right.
Cristina: Also, have they canceled him?
Jack: It's his. No, he's the boss. You can't cancel the boss. Oh, that's the same people problem people have with this s***. They could send us all the hate mail they want. Yeah, you can't cancel us, bro. It's impossible.
Cristina: That's so. That's ridiculous. But he's canceled, I think. Although I thought Alex Joan was. And I guess he's still doing stuff.
Jack: I mean, you can't really, really. Realistically, you can't really cancel somebody out of existence.
Cristina: Yeah, they can still.
Jack: You could just cancel them out of mainstream cowards who are too p**** to continue doing things because money matters more to them.
Cristina: Yeah. He can still make his own music and stuff.
Jack: Yeah. Like, nobody's stopping that.
Cristina: Yeah. No one's stopping Louis CK from making comedy.
Jack: Yeah. He's just not. He's not gonna be public with it. Because people who do public things are cowards. They only do public things for money. And they're gonna be like, well, I gotta take him out so that they don't see I'm associated with them. And then I still get the money of the dumb people. Because the dumb people are gonna continue to give money, thinking, oh, they remove them. They're on our side. But really, they're on the side of money. If you decided worshipping the devil is in, they would just worship the devil for your money.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Yeah. If baby killing was what you were into and there was enough of you, they would just sacrifice a baby regularly on TV so that you know they're on your side with baby killing. If loving Hitler the way Kanye does was in, they would just always be super Hitler fanatics. So everything that is for money? All of it.
Cristina: All of it.
Jack: All of the Everything.
Cristina: Everything. Yes. That's why they had to cancel him.
Jack: Yeah. Except he's not really ever gonna be cancelled. That's not a thing that could be really done. It's impossible.
Cristina: Only if anyone that's been cancelled, like, killed themselves. Is that the real cancel suicide? Yes. Like, if someone kills themselves, Is that it?
Jack: No, that's them quitting. To really ultimately cancel somebody, you have to go murder them.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh.
Jack: That's the only way to cancel somebody. You have to go cancel their life.
Cristina: Oh, crap. John Lennon was canceled.
Jack: Yeah, exactly. Selena was canceled. You see, that makes sense. All these things. Those people were canceled.
Cristina: That is scary. Oh, my gosh. That's real. That's real cancel.
Jack: That's real canceled. If we had a real cancel culture, it would be essentially the purge.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: Random people, random times. Getting popped by random people at random times.
Cristina: All the time.
Jack: All the time.
Cristina: All this hate mail. That's how we got, you know.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: It's just a lot of hate.
Jack: We. We get a lot of hate mail, but eventually somebody's gonna, like, kill us.
Cristina: No. Why? We're dead, aren't we? Or a version of us is.
Jack: Yeah, but, like, somebody will murder us.
Cristina: And then another version of us will take our place.
Jack: Yeah, but we will have been killed at this point. That we will definitely. Somebody is gonna choose to cancel us as cancelable as possible.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I'm surprised people didn't cancel Trump. Or try. Right.
Cristina: Well, he was kicked off of stuff, too.
Jack: I mean, like. Like, fully canceled.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: It's like. It's weird. Presidents don't get more canceled. But. Okay, let's be real people. Fear murder because jail.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And, like, I guess that stops people from, you know, consistently canceling other people. They don't really. People don't believe what the f*** they're saying because they would be out here just popping other people.
Cristina: Aren't there people popping other people? All those school shootings and crap.
Jack: Right. That's not the same. Or even, like, slightly related. That's some emotional disaster going somewhere. And, like, you treated me poorly. Revenge or whatever the f***, as opposed to I hate your views, and your views should be my views. So pop.
Cristina: What about, like, when they shoot out a gay club or something?
Jack: That's not your views should be my views. That's your gay.
Cristina: So that's more emotional still.
Jack: I don't know. Is this hate?
Cristina: But you said it's not hate. It's different.
Jack: It's. I said it's not hate.
Cristina: Yeah, you were talking about hate versus emotional and.
Jack: No, that's not. No, I'm saying hate versus emotion. I said your views should be my views.
Cristina: Oh, your views. Okay. Okay.
Jack: Yeah. And that has nothing to do with that. That's hate. He has hate for les homos.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And somebody who wants, like, Trump, think, like I do, please. That's very different. You can't be, like, gay person. Think like I do. No, you're more like gay person. Don't be gay.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And then I'm going to shoot your club because you continue to be gay or you're gay and I can't stop you from being gay, and you will continue to exist gay. And I don't like that because I'm an insecure gay, like, secretly gay guy, and I think it's manly and proves my masculinity. If I dislike you more by killing you. Yeah. So I'm gonna go there with my gun and imma prove I'm the straightest guy here by, like, shooting all of ya.
Cristina: That's not cancel.
Jack: That's murder.
Cristina: That's murder.
Jack: But is it like you're. Those gay people aren't famous?
Cristina: Mmm. That's the important thing.
Jack: Yes. Because we already discussed that. You can't cancel someone who's not famous. Someone who's not famous. You could just keep doing whatever the f*** they're doing. So canceling is the attention part. We're gonna take you off of any. Out of being visible. Otherwise it's just murder.
Cristina: Okay. So it has to be someone people know, like a celebrity or Trump. Okay.
Jack: Or Hitler.
Cristina: Or Hitler. Well, I guess it's too late for Hitler. Or is it? I don't to cancel Hitler.
Jack: Why?
Cristina: How can you.
Jack: You're in luck then. Because it's like, it's December, Christmas is coming up, and you can wish Santa Claus brings Hitler back.
Cristina: What?
Jack: So then you can cancel them.
Cristina: That is insane.
Jack: Why is that insane? What if somebody's so angry at Hitler they want him to just come back to life and be super famous so that they can cancel their lifestyle? Is cancel culture. That's your culture. Their culture is cancel.
Cristina: They need to bring him back to life. To kill him?
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Or earth. Do you know, caveman style? Thaw him out of the ice like he's freaking Captain America or some s***.
Cristina: He comes back as a zombie. That'd be crazy.
Jack: Why would he come back as a zombie?
Cristina: I don't know. Because you're bringing ice.
Jack: Preserves him. The ice has preserved them. He hasn't lost any function or anything. He just gets brought back. And now they put Hitler through this program where he's going to be faster, smarter, buffer, and he can fight alongside gods.
Cristina: Okay, wait, what's he. Bucky?
Jack: Captain America.
Cristina: Oh, that's Captain America. Okay. Yeah, not him. The other guy was alive the whole time, right?
Jack: Yeah, Bucky was just living or whatever. Okay, no, that doesn't check out because Bucky didn't age.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So Bucky's a mutant. Is Hitler mutant? Yes, he's a reptilian, is what they say, right?
Cristina: Yes, he's a reptilian, to be fair.
Jack: So as a queen. According to people. Sources.
Cristina: According to sources, everyone is lizard person.
Jack: So it doesn't matter if you're Famous.
Cristina: If you're famous.
Jack: Jay Z. Michael Jackson.
Cristina: What about him?
Jack: Reptilian.
Cristina: That he's a Reptilian. But they're all Reptilian.
Jack: The lizard people.
Cristina: But he's dead to.
Jack: He's in Cuba.
Cristina: Michael Jackson with Tupac. Okay.
Jack: And Hitler. Yes.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: That's where Reptilians go. To Cuba.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But we're bringing Hitler back from his ice in Cuba. We're gonna travel to Cuba to find Hitler's throat. Because he was still a bad guy. He was trapped. They trapped him in ice and shipped him off to Cuba where other Reptilians hang out. So we're gonna go find his cube of ice, I'm gonna bring him back to the United States, and we're gonna thaw him out to then make him crazy famous and then cancel him.
Cristina: Who sent him to Cuba?
Jack: The people.
Cristina: The people. What other lizard people are. Are they being. Is there gel for lizard people in Cuba?
Jack: Yes. So wish for. For Hitler to come back. You're gonna wait? Yeah. That's your Christmas wish.
Cristina: Okay. So Santa Claus is making wishes come true.
Jack: Santa Claus brings you present, as goes the point of Christmas. So you ask him, you gotta send him a letter or sit on his lap while he pokes you with his d*** in a mall. And then you tell him, hey, hard dicked Santa, I want f****** Hitler Ice Cube. Bring me his ice cube for Christmas. If he's not under my tree on Christmas day, I am going up to the North Pole and blowing your house up with my makeshift C4 that I taught myself how to make on YouTube. And he's gonna be like, okay. And then on Christmas day, Hitler Ice Cube is gonna be in your house underneath your tree or like in the place of your tree because it's a huge a** cube of ice that makes no sense. And you're then gonna thaw him out, and it's up to you to make him crazy famous so that later you can cancel him. Simple.
Cristina: Why would Santa agree to this?
Jack: All Santa's part is is giving you Hitler cube. Nothing else is his thing. His only goal is to give you your gift, which is Hitler in an ice cube. Nothing else. You do. The ice is his problem and he does not care.
Cristina: Yes, send the Krampus. Because doesn't he think I'm bad or something?
Jack: Why does he think you're bad? Have you been bad?
Cristina: You talked about blowing up his. You're threatening him.
Jack: Yeah, but you haven't blown anything up.
Cristina: Yet so you could threaten him. And he's like, oh, you're still on the good list. So here you go.
Jack: What is he gonna do? Change how the rules work? You haven't done anything bad.
Cristina: You said something bad.
Jack: No, you said something that could potentially be bad.
Cristina: Okay. And so he's gonna bring you a frozen Hitler.
Jack: He's gonna bring you frozen Hitler.
Cristina: Then you have to learn how to unfreeze a person and them still be alive and stuff. That doesn't sound easy, I guess.
Jack: Okay, so the real, the, the real idea would be. Man. No, it couldn't be. You'd have to trap him in ice. Right? Because. Yeah, that's the only way to preserve and stop him from moving as well. And transport him. Because the idea would be like, what's a. No, it couldn't be snow because snow is insulated. Right. If you were to trap somebody in a cocoon of snow, their body heat would keep them warm. They wouldn't be cold inside the snow. They would be warm because the snow is stopping the cold from getting in.
Cristina: But he's dead.
Jack: Well, he's frozen.
Cristina: Oh, he's frozen. He's not dead.
Jack: If he wasn't frozen and we tried to cocoon him in snow instead, he would just stay warm and starve to death.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Then he'd be dead.
Cristina: Alright.
Jack: But no, he's in ice. He's cryogenically frozen by his own advanced technology, which is what Kanye was talking about. He made a bunch of things. Maybe he also made the ability to freeze himself. We support Kanye's racism here.
Cristina: Okay? Okay. And so we're gonna have the technology to unfreeze him.
Jack: Already have. Had it. Always.
Cristina: And then we're gonna make him famous.
Jack: Yeah, well, you are. That's your Christmas wish.
Cristina: I thought my Christmas wish was to have him.
Jack: Yes, and then you're gonna make him. Your. Your Christmas wish is to have Hitler. And then you are gonna go out of your way and to make Hitler famous. I don't know what part of the story isn't computing? And then you're gonna cancel him.
Cristina: That sounds like a lot of work.
Jack: I didn't say was gonna be easy.
Cristina: So I'm gonna wait a whole year till the next Christmas.
Jack: You could ask now. Christmas, it's what, December? December 5th or some crap? 4th? 3rd. December 3rd.
Cristina: How many things can you ask from Santa?
Jack: You already asked him for stuff.
Cristina: You asked for the Hitler. The frozen Hitler was thanks to Santa.
Jack: What do you mean then? I don't understand what you're asking for.
Cristina: More than that, you're also asking to get him famous.
Jack: No, you're not. Asking to get him famous. You're going out of your way to make him famous. That's your job. That has nothing to do with Santa Claus.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: I never said you're gonna go wish Santa Claus is famous. I mean, Santa Claus famous, Hitler's famous. I said you're gonna go wish to have Hitler's ice cube so that you can then thaw it out and then you could then make him famous after you befriended him and convinced him you're the right person to make him famous. And then somehow explain to him, using math, that he's not going crazy and he really did survive being cryogenically frozen and woke up like 60 years later.
Cristina: Why would he care about becoming famous?
Jack: You wouldn't. You have to convince him to. That is, if he cared about it. He's already an absurdly successful individual at the things he does. If fame was his goal, he could just do it.
Cristina: And how am I gonna even communicate with him? We don't even speak the same language.
Jack: We have Google Translate.
Cristina: Oh, what? There's so much hard work. Because I have to pretty much explain.
Jack: Everything to him and then convince him of a bunch of s***.
Cristina: And then convince him? Yes, and then convince everyone else that he should be famous.
Jack: How do you. What? You don't convince people he should be famous. You just get them to do things at work and then he becomes famous.
Cristina: I don't know. I'll give him a tick tock channel and I feel like you're just gonna.
Jack: Think he's a parody cosplayer.
Cristina: But if he gets famous from being the best Hitler cosplayer, like, who gives a s***?
Jack: Famous as the goal.
Cristina: Yes, if that's the goal. Or is it the goal for him to be Hitler and famous? Because then you're just canceling a cosplay Hitler, if that's what he.
Jack: Yeah, it's hella pointless.
Cristina: So then that's.
Jack: Yeah, because then in theory, he could just go back to being Hitler and people would still love him the way they do now.
Cristina: What people?
Jack: All of them.
Cristina: All the people. Okay, how are you gonna cancel him? How are you gonna make him famous to cancel him? I feel like TikTok is the way to go, though. Most people use TikTok.
Jack: Give him famous. Yes, a lot of people do, but a lot of people use YouTube.
Cristina: YouTube. Okay, we'll give him a YouTube channel, an Instagram, an only fans.
Jack: A tick tock. What would Hitler do on only fans?
Cristina: I don't know. That's his business.
Jack: Did Hitler have a big d***?
Cristina: I don't know he couldn't have.
Jack: No, I think he was eunuch. Right?
Cristina: What that information is out there?
Jack: Yeah, yeah. I think he had no d***. I think that was one like one Hitler fact number one. No way Hitler's got no p****. You don't think so? I bet he didn't have a d***.
Cristina: You were very close.
Jack: How close was I?
Cristina: He had it. It was so small. You could say he didn't have one.
Jack: Oh, so he is he wasn't like at some sort of like church or some s*** and they cut his d*** off when he was small or born without a d*** or some s***. I think or I guess by the standards of. Then what you're saying is he had no d***.
Cristina: Yes, he had a tiny one. He had a teeny tiny one. And one ball.
Jack: And one ball. So he was a one bald micro d*** wielding. I mean of course he spazzed the f*** out, dude. Like what? He could never f*** anything. He could even m********* if he wanted to.
Cristina: I wonder how that works.
Jack: Just hella energy pinned up forever. The will to do whatever the f*** he wants because he doesn't have that decompression moment. It's always the okay, what do they.
Cristina: Say did have sex with people?
Jack: How do you know?
Cristina: There was like stories of him having sex with or I guess I don't know if it's sex.
Jack: No. He could have had sex without penetration maybe.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Oral is still sexual.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: He could kind of lingers like no, nobody's business.
Cristina: As I heard like he liked ladies pooping on him and then kicking him.
Jack: I mean probably he has a warp that sense of what the one of.
Cristina: Them killed themselves because that's. I guess it was such a crazy experience. She pooped on him and then kicked.
Jack: Him and was like yeah, yeah, this, this was the limit. I've seen all the things that I've done. All the things I'm done.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Maybe she only pooped on him and kicked him because she really did do everything else. She's like all that's left is for me to like on Hitler, I guess. And she didn't. She's like, well time to check out. Time to check out all the things. All the things have been.
Cristina: Time to cancel myself.
Jack: Yes, it's time to cancel myself.
Cristina: That's horrible man. And he also raped his niece or something.
Jack: That's so sad too how you rape somebody.
Cristina: He was inappropriate.
Jack: He liked her. Cooter tripped, fell and licked her Cooter.
Cristina: I don't know. But they took her away of course.
Jack: Like, they killed her. They canceled her too, right after.
Cristina: You don't think.
Jack: So they just cancel whoever he comes in contact with.
Cristina: They just. No, she disappeared. I mean, I guess.
Jack: Yeah, she got super canceled.
Cristina: I don't think so.
Jack: It's like that lady that Hitler was quote dating unquote, that he killed himself with or whatever.
Cristina: Oh, they canceled each other out. No, I guess.
Jack: No, that. No. Look, you have to cancel yourself because there's one of you is gonna live if you try to cancel each other.
Cristina: Yes, that's true.
Jack: You know, on the flip side, what an interesting game of Russian roulette. I have a gun with a bullet. You have a gun with a bullet. We know factually one of us has died. One of us is gonna die, and we're factually both gonna pull the trigger. Somehow we can prove we're both gonna pull the trigger.
Cristina: Isn't that what they were doing in the Wild West?
Jack: I guess. Yeah, I guess so.
Cristina: Something.
Jack: Those duels.
Cristina: Duels, that's it?
Jack: Yeah, Like a. Like a quick draw duel.
Cristina: Yeah, but it was just about like, who can kill who first.
Jack: Yeah. As opposed to we're both actually gonna shoot. One of us is gonna die.
Cristina: It's not the same thing.
Jack: Well, no, over there, it's like as soon as somebody counts, I'm gonna move faster than you. The goal is I kill you. While in Russian roulette, we don't know who dies if there's a way to make the gun not be able to shoot until the countdown is done. Right. So we have a digital gun that only fires after the countdown is done. And you know he's aiming the gun at you, and you're aiming the gun at him, and you're like, I want to shoot sooner than he shoots.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So you're waiting until the countdown happens. You're pressing the trigger a million billion times. One of you is gonna successfully shoot the other one. A bullet is instant, at point blank range. The other one won't be able to pull the trigger because you'd be dead already.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: You don't even know which one it was. You probably even think it's you even if it wasn't.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Just because of how instant it is.
Cristina: You die from a heart attack even though you didn't get shot. That'd be crazy.
Jack: That'd be crazy. I bet that's happened before.
Cristina: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that. I've read stories about people dying.
Jack: I mean, when you fall out of a high enough place, like, Hitler would have definitely loved watching the 911 people jumping off the building. That would have been like popcorn movie for him. Because he sits there and he doesn't even need to push anybody into a furnace. He could just sit back and watch them furnish fall and die from a heart attack. Mid fall. Nobody was hitting the ground and dying. They were dying in the air.
Cristina: Oh yes. That's kind of like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. Him and his micro. That's so crazy. I didn't know that about him. I didn't know that information was out there.
Jack: His micro p****.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I bet there's a ton of popular famous people who have micro penises and don't even tell people.
Cristina: You think Trump is.
Jack: That guy probably has a microven. I bet Trump's children aren't his children.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yeah. They're not biologically his children. That means somebody f***** Trump.
Jack: I mean billionaire.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Like you could get f*****.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. He'll get laid.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Doesn't matter how he looks.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Money. He's gorgeous.
Cristina: Exactly. Isn't that the whole point of. What's that guy that died? Huff.
Jack: Huffington Post. The man.
Cristina: No. What Something. Huff. Huff.
Jack: Hufflepuff. The man.
Cristina: The man. The guy who ran that sexy magazine or whatever it was.
Jack: The sexy magazine.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Playboy.
Cristina: Playboy.
Jack: Hefner.
Cristina: Hefner. That was close.
Jack: The man.
Cristina: The man. He was not a pretty looking man. He was like a hundred. And these girls were like in their 20s.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. And he knew what they were there for.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But he was down.
Cristina: They were all his girlfriends.
Jack: Cuz money.
Cristina: Cuz money.
Jack: He had infinite amounts of money. He lived a weird life publicly too.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: He was just like. Yeah. Hoe myself out to owe my hoes.
Cristina: Mm. No one said it. No one tried to cancel him.
Jack: Yeah. And you know what's interesting about his stuff? His work was very tasteful. Like that doesn't exist anymore, you know. Now it's just like p*** is whack. It's just people f******. As opposed to like real tasteful. Like you get a real professional who understands angles. Get a real model who understands her body and get these people to do things in scenarios sometimes or just in interesting poses. This show a lot of details in the body. What he was doing was art. That's why he became so filthy f****** rich from it. Think about this real quick. He was an artist, not a. He wasn't slinging p***. You can get that on f******. What is it, like pornhub or some s***?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And like there were a million films you can get and there Was a million other magazines, but there was only one that was famous. And what would you have. You'd have literal articles.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: In this magazine. Stories of their lives. Sometimes fantasy stories that aren't based on their lives. You'd have true modeling happening, tasteful angles. He loved the female figure a lot.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: He was aficionado.
Cristina: Interesting.
Jack: An auteur.
Cristina: How old he was when he started that, though? Like, he wasn't in his 80s.
Jack: No. He was probably like a young kid. He was probably just a real photographer, a real artist who was just out there. Like, I love the female body, and I'm a gonna photograph it in the best angles, and I'm gonna show people my dope art. And people gonna f****** jerk off to this s***. I probably didn't plan on that part.
Cristina: No.
Jack: It was like, art. But it's like, okay, it's hard to be an artist that respects the female body and have other people also respect your art problem. That's a real legit problem because the world is programmed to see the naked body and be jealous of it or sexualize it.
Cristina: That's huge. Two huge things. Yeah.
Jack: It's hard to photograph female and have somebody be like, amazing angle. Look at the curves. Wow. Shape. Amazing. I'd f*** that hole.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I f that hole. Oh, yeah. Yeah. F*** that hole. Or why don't I look like that?
Cristina: Those are the only two.
Jack: That's it.
Cristina: Yeah. What?
Jack: I'll stick my d*** in that hole. Or why don't I look like that? That's it.
Cristina: So we gotta turn. We gotta make Hitler into the next. What's his name again? Huffman. Huffman.
Jack: Hugh Hefner.
Cristina: Hefner. Hefner. Yes. There you go. His only fans will turn into something like Playboy eventually.
Jack: His only fans will turn into something like Playboy. His beautiful body.
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: Fair enough. We're in a world where people are, like, being real weird about, for example, autism. And they're like, we need to put them on tv because they're not just people. They're different, special people instead of, like, you know, they're just people. But no, there's. We're gonna be inclusive by making them stand out.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And you. Gay culture. We're gonna be inclusive by making them stand out. And trans people. We're gonna include them the most by making it so obvious they're different.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And so he's essentially gonna capitalize on that and be like, look, it's that time to have micro p**** awareness.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And people need to understand the beauty and accept micro penises around the world. And so he's gonna start by tasteful photos of his micro p**** in dope great angles and putting them on only for and his one ball and putting them on his only fans. And at the beginning, people are going to reject it. They're going to laugh at him, they're going to point. But eventually they're not going to stop doing that. And he's going to recreate Germany all over again. World War II over here. But it's World War 3 because he's so p***** because it totally backfired. And I wasn't totally going to say that they're eventually going to fall in love with it. No, he's gonna hate it the whole way. And then he's gonna get real angry and he's gonna close his only fans and start World War Three.
Cristina: That does not help the goals. How dare he?
Jack: But, like, we didn't change his personality. We just gave him some s*** and, like, humiliated him. Essentially. We decided, hey, here's onlyfans. This is how you're gonna get famous. He does get famous, but then everybody's just laughing at him the same that triggered him the first time. So he comes out of his way to do the same. He's like, I thought it would be different this time, but you know what? These people too.
Cristina: Okay, so then we kill him. But then it's not canceling because he has to be famous.
Jack: He will be famous.
Cristina: So it's okay if he's hated.
Jack: Yeah. As long as he's famous. We never said loved.
Cristina: Okay, Cass? He doesn't have to be loved.
Jack: He doesn't have to be. Nobody loves Trump. Oh, okay, well, fair enough. That's a f****** lie.
Cristina: People.
Jack: People would f****** suck Trump's d*** right now. The straightest guys who are totally gay for Trump would blow him. They want his creamy, unhealthy, like, McDonald's flavored j*** on their face and like, oh, yes, master. Give me more. Yeah, bro. Yo, some people prayed to him. Those are crazy a** videos.
Cristina: That is. That is crazy.
Jack: Please.
Cristina: Yes. So sad. Oh, my gosh. What's wrong with these people? Oh, my gosh.
Jack: I bet somebody did that about Obama. Like, humans are gonna be humans.
Cristina: Yes. They gotta pray to people, though.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: They gotta pray, I guess that's the important thing.
Jack: Yeah. There has to be something above them. And in a lot of people's lives. That's Trump.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: He's higher in a building and he has more power. He's that higher power.
Cristina: He's higher power. Mm. So, okay, then we got the plan. And we're gonna get Hitler. You're gonna kill Hitler.
Jack: You're gonna kill Hitler. It's. You're going to go and you're gonna sit on Santa Claus's lap while he's hard and he's gonna poke your b*** with his d*** while you're telling him that for Christmas you want frozen Hitler underneath your tree. You're gonna thaw him out and you're going to go through the excruciating process of making him famous so that you can then personally kill him. Thus canceling him. Personally kill him because you want to cancel Hitler.
Cristina: I don't want to cancel him.
Jack: So you love Hitler is what you tell. Having the opportunity to cancel Hitler, you're not going to. To cancel him.
Cristina: Hard killing. I mean, canceling is hard.
Jack: That's exactly why you have too many subscriptions for things. You waste $50,000. There's an app for that.
Cristina: What? Getting people to kill?
Jack: No, to cancel things.
Cristina: To cancel things.
Jack: And I'm sure you could put Hitler on that.
Cristina: There's an app for that?
Jack: Yeah. An app. You got too many subscript. I don't know how the who the. Like, it's all jokes aside. Who's. Who's this app for, bro? Who has so little time in their. That you need an app that's gonna cancel subscriptions for you. You're gonna click a thing. Look, you have to log in to everything you already have in order to give this s*** permission to. Then cancel your s***.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Why don't you just go log in where you need to go and not pay for this app?
Cristina: Because the app tells you how much money you're wasting though. And that somehow is helpful.
Jack: Isn't knowing how much. What you're paying for is.
Cristina: You should know. I don't know.
Jack: Like, I feel that everything this app can give you is already in your bank.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like your bank statement should have all.
Cristina: This information, but you don't feel like doing that. So you're getting an app.
Jack: You don't want to do the math. The app just sums it up for you.
Cristina: Yes. Even though your bank could probably sum it up in the app for the bank. Probably. There's probably some weird like kid. This is how much he spent on whatever. But. So are you gonna kill Hitler?
Jack: No.
Cristina: Everyone wants to kill baby Hitler. No one talks about killing grown up.
Jack: Hitler because people kind of love growing up Hitler. That was badass, bro. You single handedly took on the world and almost won. Dude. That's hardcore.
Cristina: I thought it was just because like, killing a baby is easier.
Jack: No, people don't like babies. They just lie about that part.
Cristina: That's why.
Jack: Yeah, everybody just wants to kill babies.
Cristina: They have the urge to kill a baby.
Jack: Leftism is about killing babies.
Cristina: I'm at the only. But you can't just say, I want to kill a baby. No, but you can say, I want to kill Hitler baby. Yeah, that seems so wrong.
Jack: Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Interesting fact. You could say if you. If you just out of context, say, you want to kill babies. People don't like that. No, but if you first say, I want to kill Hitler baby, and then say, and also all the other babies now it just sounds funny. So you softened the saying, you want to kill babies by saying you want to kill Hitler baby.
Cristina: Because you're confusing them, aren't you? Like, they're not. They don't understand what's happening here.
Jack: I mean, what's the difference between killing a baby and killing an abortion or making an abortion? I guess an abortion is the act of killing a baby.
Cristina: Mm. Making an abortion.
Jack: Making an abortion. You can make abortions happen.
Cristina: Then do you want to abort Hitler? Is that easier than killing baby Hitler?
Jack: I mean, for sure. But what stops the next baby from being the Hitler dude? Stalin happened. Eventually, somebody is gonna be Hitler equivalent. There's no stopping it. It just is what it is.
Cristina: I thought your goal this whole time was to kill Hitler, to cancel him.
Jack: Yeah. That has nothing to do with, like, saving the world, I suppose.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So I wouldn't kill baby Hitler.
Cristina: You'll do. Then you'll kill adult.
Jack: He needs to be famous with. How am I gonna make the baby famous if everyone knows it's put him in full house.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I guess he's gonna be one of the twins. I mean, the twins were one baby, right? No, it was. They were pretending to be one baby.
Cristina: Yes, they're pretending to be one baby.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: The all one of them was the double for the other.
Jack: Yeah. Was it that way?
Cristina: I'm guessing, like, one baby would be used more than the other because, like, one would behave better than the other.
Jack: Oh. And thus was more desirable of a baby.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Interesting. Interesting.
Cristina: And one probably was a better actor once the baby started growing up. Doesn't she grow up in the show? She's not a baby the whole time.
Jack: Yeah, you're right.
Cristina: So I wonder which one was the better actress.
Jack: It's weird that for a period of time, people were like, the Olsen twins are so hot.
Cristina: They were never hot.
Jack: Totally outside the point. Oh, but it's weird that people said that and while they were children.
Cristina: Ew. Are they saying that?
Jack: No. Probably. But, like, yeah.
Cristina: What were you gonna say?
Jack: Well, I was gonna point out that people say that they're hot and they probably watch them grow up from being children.
Cristina: Oh, that's even. That's pretty bad. Yeah.
Jack: Yeah, that's what I was trying to get to. So the real ultimate question is, is Kanye west out of his mind for loving Hitler, or did Hitler in fact, make a bunch of important things? Was not even make directly, but is, is Hitler responsible for some of the most innovative things that have advanced humanity? Thus, we have to give him credit for the good things he's done.
Cristina: You can give him credit without liking him, Right?
Jack: That's totally true. But people hate even giving him any form of credit. People are retarded, bro.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: People get so offended when you're like, yeah, but he did good things too. They're like, no, it was pure evil. It's like, there's no such thing.
Cristina: No. Yes. Not.
Jack: There's no such thing. He did not wake up and say, imma do evil things today. He said, imma wake up. I guess he didn't say, I'm going to wake up. I'm in a lucid dream. I'm trapped here. But I know I'm going to be practical today, so I need to get out of this dream. I'm going to wake up.
Cristina: He wakes up, looks at his p****, and then he gets angry and he's.
Jack: Like, well, first he's in his dream with an average size or big d***, and he's like, like, life is great. I' ma wake up and be productive. And then he does wake up, looks at his micro p**** and is, like, gonna kill everybody. This, you know, right off the bat, just wakes up and I'm gonna murder everyone. Maybe he's never had an organ. No, he can't. Look, dude, he couldn't. He just pinned up because his d*** is too small. And so he decided to kill a bunch of Jews in return. His d*** was so small, it was 7 million lives worth of tiny. That's what we're talking about. That's where we're at. Hitler's d*** was 7 million lives worth of small.
Cristina: Don't shame tiny dicks. Is that the lesson? I don't know.
Jack: Don't shame tiny dicks, because Hitler's not the only one with a tiny d***. And a bunch of people are gonna show up. Fair enough. Maybe all the mass shootings are just a bunch of tiny dicks. Maybe there is correlation here.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Maybe I spoke too soon earlier, and I'm like, this is unrelated. And it's like, maybe they all have tiny dicks.
Cristina: Well, the thing that he had affects one out of 200 boys.
Jack: That is common as a m***********.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Wait, if I know 200 guys, I know at least one microdick. Yes.
Cristina: You know at least one micro d***.
Jack: I know at least one microdick. I need to find who this is and then mock him until he becomes an ex Hitler.
Cristina: Maybe already. Like, maybe it's obvious who he is.
Jack: Whoever's, like, overcompensating, right? Oh, wow.
Cristina: You thought of someone.
Jack: Yeah, 100%. I got people in mind. Interesting, though. Interesting. That's really absurdly common.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So micro dicking it.
Cristina: Yeah. How many people were in the N*** party? Like, maybe a bunch of them had the same problem. Who knows?
Jack: I mean, if every 200 people, one of them has a micro p****, they. They didn't know that Hitler had a micro p****. But they weren't alone in the world.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And, like, how would they even know if each other had micro penises? Are they like, hey, man, my d*** is so small? No. They kept that s*** a secret.
Cristina: Well, the people they were seeing had to be, like, spreading that.
Jack: Like, they weren't seeing anybody. A lot of these people were just committed to work because their d*** was too small.
Cristina: What about Hitler? We know he was seeing people.
Jack: Yeah, but he was also Hitler, ruler of the world.
Cristina: You don't think those ladies, before killing themselves, told people.
Jack: Yes. Hit people who were dating Hitler?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Are we talking about the people who work?
Cristina: Oh, the other.
Jack: His.
Cristina: His followers probably knew from those ladies.
Jack: Nobody would know about his followers. Micropenises.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Which is where we were just a moment ago. No, about his followers. Micro penises.
Cristina: But those people that heard about it will follow him even more once they.
Jack: Know, because he's unique. He's different.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: He's not like these other normal d*** to politicians. He's a man of action and small dicks.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Hitler, known as a man of small dicks. Brought to you by the letter D. Lowercase D. The lowercase D. Aw.
Cristina: Anyways, and the number one.
Jack: Yes, a lowercase D. And the number one. That checks out. But listen, listen. Hitler is a man of many, or I guess, few parts. Giggity. If you guys enjoy Hitler and all his hitting lures. He hits lures. I don't know what a lure is, but he hits them. If you guys like Hitler. If you guys love Hitler. If you guys want to know.
Cristina: Lures are. Are those little things you use to catch fish.
Jack: Lures are.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: I mean, you could slur alert.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yeah, slur. It's a lure. But you got an accent. Hand me the lure.
Cristina: Oh, okay. How dare you.
Jack: But look, Hitler, good guy, bad guy. I'm not here to judge or tell you what to think. Whether he's a hero for making a bunch of technology or a bad guy because he has a micro d*** and you like to shame. Kanye is a hero. Kanye's woke as, bro. He's out here talking truth. He can't hate a guy the next Jesus. I mean, you could totally hate what he did and still respect what he added.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You know, that's the issue. But yeah, we've talked about Hitler many times. In fact, we explained in an episode how Hitler is totally forgivable and he saves the world on top of many other episodes of Hitler. We love Hitler. Hitler here is. He's welcome on this show.
Cristina: He's gonna podcast. He's gonna be getting our next guest.
Jack: Yeah, we're gonna have Hitler here one day to share his opinions, his thoughts, his concerns.
Cristina: Talk to him about how the lizard people are doing.
Jack: Yeah, 100%. But look, you guys can follow us on social media. That's Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, usConvopod.
Cristina: Remember to subscribe, rate and review the show.
Jack: Yes. Please leave us however many stars review and then complain about the show in the review.
Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.
Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. You guys know. Go tell somebody that either it's bad thing that we love Hiller or it's a good thing that we love Hitler. Or tell them it's a bad thing we hate Hitler or it's a good.
Cristina: Thing we hate Hitler and that it's dangerous to cancel people because they might die.
Jack: They might die. And the only legit way to cancel somebody really, really is if you murder them. You have to ultimately cancel them if they can still do stuff. They're not canceled. Yeah, they're just less.
Cristina: They probably don't want to do that.
Jack: Famous. In some cases, people get more famous. Like more people know about Kevin Spacey now than they did before. Before he did the whole. I. I guess he didn't do anything. They just.
Cristina: He canceled people. He canceled the counselors.
Jack: He. Yeah, two people tried to me to him. And so he made those people cancel themselves.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Giggity goo on him.
Cristina: That. Yes. Yes. I guess.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Good job. This has been the rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye bye.
Jack: A society for you. That's exactly how the f*** it works though. And nothing's gonna happen to these guys. F****** nothing. Me too. Movement came up. Too many liars hopped on board. Movement died the f*** down. There was a great movement there at some point. Guys were getting outed, but some people needed f****** attention, jumped on and dissolved it. Yes, the amount of liars overcame the amount of truth tellers to the point that the people who were lying. We're lying about people who already wised up to the fact that this movement was rising and saved proof. Holy f***. How long and how many of you were just bullshitting that you told people to just start recording your interactions just in case You're a sleazy weasel.
Cristina: If Kevin Spacey is alright, is he still alive?
Jack: Probably.
Cristina: I hope so. Good night. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.