Rambling 192: What Climate Change?

Who are the reptilians and how are they associated with adrenohrome in the public eye? How do the Jews work their way into the mix? Who is connecting all these random dots? The hosts are. On today’s episode, the duo unpacks a series of conspiracies that attempt to link Reptilian, Jews, Adrenochrome and how the New World Order is using Climate Change to profit!

Rambling 192: What Climate Change?

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Topics Discussed:

  • Increase in Temperatures & Heat Waves
  • Rising Sea Levels
  • Warmer Oceans
  • Increase in Frequency of Storms
  • More Extreme Weather Conditions
  • Less Agricultural Land
  • Mass Evacuations, Loss of Homes and Displacements
  • Increased Seasonal Allergies
  • Outdoor Jobs Becoming Impossible
  • Drop in Water Quality
  • Food Prices Sky Rocket

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I am your host, Christina.

Jack: And right now, let us just continue what we were talking about right before, which was we were trying to think about what people in general think conspiracy wise, about even Hard to explain. It's like how all these random three pieces are always connected, Right. But then they spiral out. So it's Reptilians, the Jews.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: What was the third piece? Adrenochrome and Adrenochrome. Somehow everything connects. So just spitballing. And we landed at. Already just using these three. The fact that. Because again, every conspiracy leads back to. We began by saying every conspiracy leads back to the Jews, but then we were like, well, it also goes back to Adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yes. And also the lizard people.

Jack: And also the lizard people.

Cristina: Also at the. But at the end of the day, the Jews are the lizard people, and.

Jack: The lizard people drink adrenochrome. That's the logic people use. Okay, so. So the Jews heard the Reptilians, and the Reptilians drink the adrenochrome. Fine, great. But then you think about something like the New World Order, which is a group of people trying to unite all the governments under one ideology, one leader, one secret group. Super mega elites. But the super mega elites are also lizard people. The Jews. Oh, but the Jews are the lizard people.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Who are trying to keep us out of Antarctica. Is it?

Jack: Oh, crap. Yes. Yeah, yeah. They're trying to keep us, I guess, out of the Arctic and the Antarctic birth border.

Cristina: I see. Flat earth border borders. Yes, yes. While they live underground.

Jack: Yes. That part is a huge, huge, huge. I don't know how those two groups of people, like. Well, no, I guess they. They're not the same people.

Cristina: They can't be.

Jack: They can't be, because the flat Earthers think they come from the other side of the wall. There's no center of the earth.

Cristina: Well, they both. That's around the same thing exists, though.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Which is.

Jack: They just think its origin is different, I guess.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like the. The. The ground Earthers just think they come from the center of the Earth, and the flat Earthers just think they come from the other side of the wall.

Cristina: But they just come from somewhere different than where we're at.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Is there another one that they just think they're aliens from space. Probably.

Jack: That's probably a thing as well. Probably Scientology is.

Cristina: The lizard people are just aliens. I guess that makes sense.

Jack: But what other really popular conspiracy theory is there? So you gotta think that, like. Let's really start to unpack some of these. This is really interesting because the idea is that, like, okay, 911 was a thing. In fact, 911 just happened. Happy 9 11. But the idea is attacks happened on the United States. Tragic attacks on the country that did every other country regularly. And still doing it all the time. But anyways, so this country gets attacked. Two towers. Boom, boom.

Cristina: Some random other building.

Jack: Yes, a bunch of random other buildings.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Some random other building in the area just happened to fall. It was just like, oh, no, I'm giving up. But like a bunch of other places. But then we have to think like the Reptilians, who are. The Jews who are in power, did this for Adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yes. Run the government.

Jack: Who run the government. And somehow this is related to trying to. They all have to work together. So somehow knocking down the Twin towers and attacking the Pentagon and that random building that fell, they had nothing to do with any of the other buildings and the planes falling and all that stuff that day. The events of that day somehow are just a tiny piece in establishing a new world order. It has to be.

Cristina: It has to do with them wanting money. Because it all leads back to really that power means money. And everything involved in every. These conspiracies is money.

Jack: But then money just gives you power, so you get. Wait, you said power means money.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, no, no, because a lot of people have the money.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And not power.

Cristina: Unimaginable amount of money to do anything.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I guess the idea that you're talking about is that power is more extreme than money. Because you're thinking that they even have money. Stops mattering. They don't show anybody money. They just tell people to do stuff and people just do it.

Cristina: But they're doing all this to make even more money for some reason, at the end of the day, is to make more money. Why?

Jack: Please themselves.

Cristina: Yes. And to make us miserable. So that. I mean, I don't know. They want us unhappy and miserable. They want us. No, they want us miserable. They want us to be slaves. I don't know why we have to be unhappy slaves, but they want us to be both.

Jack: Why? What do you.

Cristina: For our money? I don't know. They want us to not have.

Jack: These are conspiracies.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, they Want us. The elites wants us to. Wants to take away all our rights and whatever.

Jack: Yes, okay, yes, hold on. You're totally right. The elites want to take our rights and they want to under educate us and they want to misinform us. Yeah, they want us dumb.

Cristina: Dumb.

Jack: They just want us dumb all the time, just working. Yes, they want us to be machines.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But it doesn't even like the.

Cristina: To make them money.

Jack: But the money isn't even the point. No, no, no. The money is the point. We're making them thing. Yeah, we're making them money. Yes, but then they already have all the money, so the money isn't really what they're looking for. We've talked about this before. There's some power that they're essentially buying that's more important than the money. They just need the money to get it.

Cristina: Yes, but we don't know what it is. So we're all saying it's the money.

Jack: We think it's the money because we can't fathom the next thing. Because they don't care about the money. There's too many of them and they got way too much money to. They don't know it's all separated in how many banks. And it's all sketchy and underground. We're like, he's got $60 billion, but really he's got trillions and trillions. It's just an unmarked locations. Who the knows, you know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's not even about the money. It's about this crazy amount of power that they're somehow buying with that money or that the money symbolizes or something.

Cristina: And somehow they're using it to bring one government.

Jack: Yes, because that's what Reptilians that are Jews. And also somehow here's the problem, right? We all hear the rumors of like, oh, Jay Z, he's for whatever reason, he's the most Illuminati out of all the people. Jay Z's in the Illuminati.

Cristina: Oh yeah, yeah.

Jack: Somehow he gets tossed into that more.

Cristina: Than anyone because he has things in.

Jack: His videos that prove random symbols and crap.

Cristina: And he says it, he's like, I'm an Illuminati member, but the guy is black.

Jack: And he's, he's obviously, he's obviously not a Jew. At least not the Jew puppet.

Cristina: He's a puppet.

Jack: Okay, okay.

Cristina: The government's not Illuminati. The government, the famous people, the scientists.

Jack: Controlled by the Illuminati. Because the Illuminati is like seven dudes in a quiet Dark room. And they're not even people. They're just silhouettes.

Cristina: They're lizards. Silhouettes. I don't know.

Jack: You're not. Yeah, maybe they. Maybe they're f****** lizard silhouettes. They're just shadows in a room. They're shadows.

Cristina: And all these other people that we're assuming are part of the Illuminati are just. Yeah, puppets. Yeah, they're just. They work for them. They're just paid.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: With all the money. That's why they have so much money.

Jack: To pay the rent.

Cristina: All these people who just care about money. Like, there you go.

Jack: Oh, s***. Actually, hold on.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Let's. Let's take a step back real quick. Let's take a step back real quick. If you have this infinitely complicated, unfathomable amount of money, when we talk about something like, you know, all the scientists are in on it.

Cristina: Like, there's a lot of money.

Jack: This. That's a lot of money, bro. And scientists aren't like really high paid either, you know, like, like, it's kind of easy. You could, in theory, really, really easily. Actually, it would. It would be kind of effortless for a lot of billionaires to literally pay every single. There's not even a lot of scientists. Like, they probably have more employees than now than. There are total scientists in the world. Like these. Like, just a normal billionaire, like Elon Musk, just a guy who. We know that at least he has 60 billion without counting the shady money that he has to have. Like, just. Just what you report on your f****** tax thing, bro. You can 100% pay every scientist in the world their current wage. Probably, but. Yeah, probably.

Cristina: But what about everyone else? That's a lot of people.

Jack: What do you mean everyone else? Only the scientists are in on it. No, it's not because of doctors and s***.

Cristina: Yes, the scientists, but also the government and also the celebrities.

Jack: You know, it's enough. Well, the celebrities is crazy. But then you think about how much money must really exist. And if you're like, okay, Dr. Dre has $1 billion. Whoa, whatever. This shadow sitting at a table is. Has a hundred trillion. Does he give a flying f*** about $1 billion? He gave. He made Elon Musk 60 million. He's like, how rich do you want to be? You just got to do whatever I want. Okay, okay, here's 60. Not even. He's at 80 now, right? No, he's at 120. Right? That's where we are now. He's at 121 20. Boom. I have a hundred Trillion. If I gave you just 100 million 10 times, you'd still only have 1 trillion at that point. How much does one of these shadows give a crap about making a couple of hundred billionaire people? It's. It's so much money. It's like it's conspiracy level money. And like that kind of checks out because we're talking about conspiracies. Like, that's crazy.

Cristina: So you think there's something to this conspiracy?

Jack: No, I'm just saying that it kind of. It. It makes sense how they land on the conclusion. Like it's not absurd to think that if these people are as rich as the thought would go. Yeah, they could in theory pay everybody off between the. However many of them there are.

Cristina: But I think they have the wrong people. They're blaming the wrong people as the lizard people. If it's gonna be anyone, it's gotta be. I don't know. The church has to be involved. It's hard not to imagine the church being involved as well.

Jack: That's probably how reality works. But in the conspiracies, it's always the Jews.

Cristina: Why? Well, the conspiracy should be that it's the church.

Jack: Yeah, but it doesn't happen to be. Rarely is there a conspiracy involving the church unless the conspiracy is about things within the church.

Cristina: Yeah. They have to be lizard people too, though. Come on. I mean, I guess, like they are the top church people. The Pope is definitely a lizard person.

Jack: Yeah. Like, he's not a lizard person, but he's a puppet to the Lebanon.

Cristina: Okay. Everyone's a puppet. Not everyone, but a lot of people, I guess, are puppets.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: It's the doctors and it's the government, it's the church, it's the celebrities. A lot of people.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: It's infinite money.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If there are just seven guys and each one of them has whatever you call the next mark from a trillion. So they all have however much you get. If you have a hundred trillion times ten, then they could pay for whatever and it's just like, who cares? Kind of money.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I just see stuff and s*** happens. Who cares?

Cristina: So crazy. But like, when is this giant, I don't know, global unity gonna happen? They keep saying it's gonna happen.

Jack: There's probably many steps for the new world order.

Cristina: So many stuffs. But I'm sure the COVID thing is part of those stuff.

Jack: Yeah, it has to be. The COVID has to. Okay, so Covid definitely is for Adrenochrome. The fear people were scared of it. The panic that Was thrown out there. The people who made it obviously it was some freak kind of bug that kept mutating and changing. That's really advanced technology.

Cristina: On purpose.

Jack: It was made on purpose. Yeah, that's definitely reptilian tech to cause fear. To have. To have something that when we test, we see is real. And then they manipulate, using their puppets, the media, and get the media to hype and freak people out. But they also have many people in the government because they control everything. So the people in the government then also say, oh, this is a real big problem. They're just pulling giant strings somehow.

Cristina: The mask was a huge thing. Like making that mandatory meant the government was taking away some freedom.

Jack: Yes. Not only is the government so clever that they're taking away some sort of freedom, but also those masks have something. Maybe not the mask itself has something. But the government is so smart. It knows that all those other countries that wear the masks, they don't know this fact. But the citizens, they get it. They know the truth. The government is trying to get you to breathe your own carbon monoxide and give yourself brain damage. They're not telling us that it's happening all over the rest of the world. It destroys your immune system and it destroys your willpower as well. So they can more easily manipulate you.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: That's why they need you to wear the mask as part of the dumbing process that they need.

Cristina: And then the vaccine though, is to kill us off in.

Jack: For some people, it's probably population control.

Cristina: Yeah, population control, right.

Jack: 100%. To make some people sick. To use their DNA to make clones so that they have organs for. For the. For the, you know, the elites.

Cristina: Because they love organs.

Jack: They love organs. They love organs. They need. Oh, they always need organs.

Cristina: Make their own organs. But they need real organs.

Jack: But they're also making their own organs because all the scientists are in the organ.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So all of the above.

Cristina: But they need a lot of organs.

Jack: There's so many organs. There's not enough organs. That's the problem. There is an organ shortage. There's not enough organs.

Cristina: They're like vampires, right? Because like instead of blood, I mean it is blood too. So whatever. Adrenochrome, blood, organs.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, all of the above.

Cristina: They just eat people.

Jack: That too. Yeah, that's totally happening. You gotta understand that. They eat people and there's a bunch of children that they pass around between one another too. You know, that's also eat, scare and f***. All of the above. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so. So where are we? So Far the Jewish Reptilians responsible for trying to create the New World Order, attacking the Twin Towers in order to scare people. To get Adrenochrome in the first place, which is the same reason to get.

Cristina: Money, but also to get the stock somehow.

Jack: Yes, a bunch of stock money so that they can.

Cristina: I guess that wasn't for them. That was for their puppets. Their puppets.

Jack: The stock money was for the puppets. Because of puppets are the celebrities and the politicians.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yes. While the shadowy elites needed some overseas thing. No, that was for the government as well. Yeah, That's a little gift. Because again, nothing that they're winning that they're getting from this, we would be able to get to.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Just the fear that's important to them.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. Then in the case of something like Pizzagate, Hillary isn't the Reptilian. She's one of the puppets.

Cristina: Yes, I know. What confuses me about the Reptilians is that they do think that celebrities and government members are also Reptilians.

Jack: Yes, you're totally right. So there's a combo of puppets and actual Reptilians.

Cristina: And she's one of them. No, I don't know.

Jack: I think she is. I think what I really do believe is that the shadowy figures are even more complicated than the Reptilians, because shadowy figures are shadowy figures. We know about the Reptilians.

Cristina: Oh, so you think there's someone. There's a group above the lizard people?

Jack: Let me blow your mind. The Reptilians are humans, the puppets.

Cristina: Oh, so crazy. Okay, but the Reptilians aren't really Reptilians, they're just humans.

Jack: No, they're Reptilians disguised as humans. Yes, yes. They blend into society as celebrities and politicians.

Cristina: Politicians?

Jack: We're just big important figures.

Cristina: Yeah. Ridiculous.

Jack: Because whatever the shadowy figures are, they're very intelligent and they know Reptilians can shapeshift to be whatever they needed to be.

Cristina: And that's important to their plan somehow. Yes, because they can clone and they can. There's so much things they could do. I depend on lizard people. Who?

Jack: The shadowy figures.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, they don't do anything themselves. What do you mean? What shadowy figure has been out there doing any of these things themselves to get others to do them? So obviously use the most overpowered thing, the most effective thing, which would be the reptilian.

Cristina: Okay, to now to work on making one government, which is evil because.

Jack: Because I don't know. But also, that's just like one of the things that's not the ultimate goal. That's one of the goals. Another goal? Yes. We've had many conversations about how the. The New World order or these shadowy secret government people have many different. Different things they're trying to accomplish.

Cristina: They're also similar. I don't know.

Jack: No, they're not. What about sky, Laser, Jesus or whatever crap? Jehovah, the. The Rapture has come. And somehow that means they can trick people into, I don't know, more money or.

Cristina: Exactly. It's all in the same.

Jack: Is it about money?

Cristina: Yeah, it's all about money.

Jack: How if they're making people think they're gonna die.

Cristina: Oh, no, that's. I guess they want people to go to h***. I don't know.

Jack: Or heaven or church.

Cristina: No, I guess.

Jack: I don't know. Why is it. This conspiracy makes no sense already. The whole. I don't know, Like, I don't get it either.

Cristina: Just, I think to go to h*** because somehow the Antichrist is running this whole thing. He's the shadowy person.

Jack: Yes, Actually, he's one of them. Right. Well, interesting.

Cristina: We just.

Jack: Yeah, you're totally right. He's all in. Sometimes, kind of often. He's the boss.

Cristina: Yes, right. Because the whole. What's it, the microchips?

Jack: Yes. He's just clever. He's a smart a**. He's trying to get you to have the mark.

Cristina: Yes. With the social. Our Social Security security cards are somehow the mark.

Jack: No, this is what's crazy.

Cristina: Whatever this is.

Jack: What's crazy is that you can't force it on anybody. You have to agree.

Cristina: For what?

Jack: For the mark.

Cristina: Oh, yes, but that's not important because no one read it, so.

Jack: Exactly. This is why everybody is inherently wr. Wrong.

Cristina: Yes, but that's not. Yes, yes, yes, Interesting. Supposed to accept it, but I guess, like, they see that thing with Elon Musk, like that's evil because you're gonna accept it because it's gonna be normal and everyone's gonna have it. Because like.

Jack: Yeah, but at that point, if you don't have it, you starve to death anyways. Because if the majority has any one thing that society is gonna revolve around that, like, society's gonna look a little more like whatever. That thing needs to work better.

Cristina: Yes, but for them, it's the sign. It's the thing.

Jack: Yeah, the.

Cristina: Does that make Elon Musk Part of it? I guess. I mean, you already said he was of the.

Jack: Not the. I guess not the Illuminati, but whatever. The Illuminati is reptile. He must Be Reptilian. Or one of the people paid by Reptilian. See, I don't think he's a Reptilian.

Cristina: He's a Reptilian.

Jack: No, I think he's just a guy. I think there are Reptilians. People think. A lot of people are.

Cristina: He's not just a tech giant dude anymore. He's a celebrity tech giant dude. So Reptilian.

Jack: Because. Celebrity.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yes. Okay, I got you.

Cristina: Yeah. Some. He transformed. He. What was it? He sent his body. His. His. I guess his human body into space.

Jack: Interesting. To be frozen by the cold of space.

Cristina: That is weird. I don't know the conspiracies. Like, he sent. If he sent a dead body out in space, who would know?

Jack: Who would know? He could have just covered up a murder on live television.

Cristina: That would be awesome. That's so crazy.

Jack: He has the money to hide the body in plain sight.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we could have seen that. Maybe when he's, like, 95 years old, he decides, okay, I want cameras on me. I feel. I feel the light is coming. I need to let everybody know. And he just drops that bomb.

Cristina: That would be crazy. It only works if he dies immediately after.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: I don't know. Like, why would he confess that as an ODIN person? Like, he has to know he's on his deathbed.

Jack: Okay, walk me through it. How would it happen?

Cristina: He's on his deathbed and he does do the press so that he dies. Maybe he takes something to die just.

Jack: So he can talk about it.

Cristina: Yeah, he just talks about it and then he bites into the pill or whatever. They'll never take me alive.

Jack: Yes, Fantastic.

Cristina: Beautiful. And also, man, there's so many conspiracies involving the lizard people, and somehow global warming has to do with it too, because it's a lie.

Jack: Yeah. Yes. I don't understand here. I know what you're talking about, and I don't understand that one because I've never heard, like, a. An example of why or how. I just know. They say that, like, yeah, it's happening.

Cristina: No, it's not happening. They say, no, no.

Jack: That the lie is happening.

Cristina: Oh, the lie is happening because something.

Jack: Something like, I never get the reason. It's always like, no, there's no such thing as global warming. Why is there. No, I mean, not global warming. Climate change. Climate change isn't real. Okay. Why?

Cristina: Because it's not happening.

Jack: Yeah, that's usually. That seems to be the logic.

Cristina: Or it's not caused by humans. They might think it's real, but it's not human.

Jack: Cause we are part of the Earth, like all the other things on it.

Cristina: Or it's not like a threat, if it's happening. Is that possible? I guess it's not important.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So dumb.

Jack: What word is it you're looking for?

Cristina: Huh? With a word?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: No, I'm just trying to come up with reasons why.

Jack: Oh, okay.

Cristina: It will. What is it? I guess the craziest one is, like, it's gonna advance Jesus coming back or whatever. So does that make it a good thing? Climate change is gonna lead to the end of the world, right?

Jack: Yeah, it's good. It would be. But the end of the end of the world doesn't mean the return of Jesus. It could be way more. Could be the end of the world as we know it.

Cristina: Well, for them, is the end of the world. Is Jesus okay?

Jack: Yeah. So that wouldn't be the end of the world, then. That wouldn't speed up the arrival of Jesus.

Cristina: If it's the end. If it leads to the end of.

Jack: The world, what do you mean? It's just gonna linger until the end of the world?

Cristina: Or climate change. Yeah, it's gonna speed up.

Jack: Yeah. Then it doesn't matter what happens on Earth unless everybody's boiled off. And still I'm pretty sure a divine entity would be like, it's not time. Like, I. I chose a thing. I don't give a s*** what happens.

Cristina: Well, they expect him to show up when they're alive.

Jack: Okay, yeah, it's probably not happening.

Cristina: That's probably not happening.

Jack: If there is a God, there's no way he's just gonna be like, I'm gonna go play with the ants for a while. That being said, there is a series of things that would happen, like the obvious things, you know, with climate change.

Cristina: Like what?

Jack: Like the return of Jesus would. Won't be triggered by this, definitely, but the increase in, like, temperature on all of the planet, that's something that definitely will happen. The climate. Climate change is waves that naturally occur of heat shifting on the planet because of how it wobbles, because of how it moves, because of the distance of the sun. All of the above.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And there are periods of desert, and there are periods of rainforest. There are periods of floods and periods of dry hellscapes.

Cristina: And because of that, we shouldn't worry. We should worry.

Jack: None of the above matters, just the fact of the matter.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. It's neither here nor there, but the. It cycles all the time.

Cristina: But because it cycles, though, shouldn't there be a little worry?

Jack: Because there's nothing you could do about it.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess.

Jack: So why worry? Worry about what? What? What are we gonna do that we're worrying to have the focus towards.

Cristina: Fixing it.

Jack: Fixing what?

Cristina: I guess there's nothing to fix because it's already natural.

Jack: Yeah. It's just nature doing things.

Cristina: Yes. Not be shocked when it happens.

Jack: Yeah, for the most part.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now one of the things that it will do, other than increase the temperature so drastically, is increase the water level as things melt around the world.

Cristina: That's kind of cool.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I mean, it's not, but I don't know, it's just making a whole different world.

Jack: Yeah. Over time. Over time, all of this is gonna change.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I mean, the way it was made now is due to a bunch of the same crap that it gonna change it later.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So just a matter of time before a supermassive volcano goes out and then everything is doomed.

Cristina: Are we gonna drown first?

Jack: No, we dissolve, suffocate. What, the cloud of ash?

Cristina: Oh, yeah. No, I mean, but are we gonna drown by the water increasing before a supermassive volcano erupts?

Jack: There's no way to know the answer to that because volcano eruptions are totally random.

Cristina: So the water wouldn't affect that at all.

Jack: Yeah, they're totally random. The water would just keep rising consistently and the. Yeah, so. Yeah. Yeah.

Cristina: Just random.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: But would a supermassive volcano really, like, end. It would end the world though.

Jack: Yeah, it would end the world, but it's unlikely that it would happen at all. So, like, it's way less likely than just drowning. We're definitely gonna drown sooner than we are going to suffocate from a supermassive volcano erupting and raining ash down on Earth.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: On the flip side, these volcanoes could end up underwater and be of no consequence.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or still be crazy, absurdly consequential, even underwater. Well, I don't think because they're super massive, I doubt that there is anything that's gonna rise and cover them.

Cristina: That's gonna rise. Like, what do you mean?

Jack: Water. The water's not gonna rise so high that it's gonna reach some of the higher points.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So there's going to be still some of these volcanoes out.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: While everything else is underwater.

Jack: Exactly. The volcanoes might experience no difference.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But there being higher water levels and higher temperature simultaneously means that the ocean itself is going to be warmer. And that means a lot of fish can die.

Cristina: Well, everything's going to be dead over time. Are the fish gonna be first?

Jack: The fish that require Temperature to be very specific. Yeah.

Cristina: Tropical fish. Don't they need specific water?

Jack: Well, it's gonna be tropical.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's gonna be increasingly hotter, if anything.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: The cold places are the ones that are gonna have no fish.

Cristina: Oh, so sad.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. And because of these warmer oceans that are killing creatures and maybe making others thrive, there will be a significant uptick, which has actually already begun, of storms. Like thunderstorms.

Cristina: Okay. Like just all type of storms.

Jack: Hurricanes and tornadoes and stuff. Well, not tornadoes, hurricanes. Anything that requires warm water.

Cristina: Like the hurricanes.

Jack: Hurricanes and tropical storms and stuff like that. They all require warm water to be fueled.

Cristina: Are earthquakes at all affected or is.

Jack: That just random earthquakes and. Yeah, no, I don't think so.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because earthquakes is moving giant plates underneath the ground. I mean, I guess I have no.

Cristina: Idea how that works.

Jack: Like, maybe water gets down there, but would that stop anything? It's still just shift.

Cristina: More fire.

Jack: More fire?

Cristina: Yeah. Where? The places that deal with fire as a natural thing, like Florida in Australia. Not Florida, Canada. California. That's what I'm trying to say.

Jack: Okay, okay, okay. Go back. More fire. What?

Cristina: Like, they'll have drier seasons.

Jack: Oh, more fires would happen. Yes, yes, yes. There would be way more fires everywhere. Yeah.

Cristina: Would that be normal in other places, though?

Jack: Yeah, this is normal already in a bunch of places. You mean like, would it be normal in new locations? Yeah, probably. Starting with the center of the country is very desert, like.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess hurricanes will still be, like, towards the water area.

Jack: Yes. Because hurricanes require the warm water. Except the water is going to come closer in, so the hurricane will have way more water to take from for longer.

Cristina: They're gonna be bigger.

Jack: Yeah, well, that's because of the increase in temperature in general.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because they need heat.

Cristina: What's our planet gonna look like?

Jack: It's way bluer. It's gonna look way bluer. And given enough time, cities are getting collapsed. There's gonna be few organized things happening. When the s*** really hits a fan, there will be many survivors, but they won't have, like, giant governments and stuff. Although I'm sure some people will try to recapture the magic of the old world at that point.

Cristina: Yes. I guess. I don't know. What would that even be like, huh?

Jack: But these crazy changes won't just lead to, like, hurricanes. But think of these flash floods that just suddenly come through or these crazy hail storms. And, like, all this s*** is gonna happen at random because there's way more fluctuations of temperature happening in the sky. One of the craziest things that those drastic changes in temperature and extreme conditions for these. For the weather in general are gonna cause is the destruction of a lot of agriculture, land, you know, to grow crops and crap.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: Many are gonna be drowned. Many are gonna be scorched.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anything that isn't in a perfectly moist spot is f*****.

Cristina: We're gonna lose a lot of food then. But we're already losing a lot of that anyway with those moths. Celestial danger. I should have looked that up.

Jack: The lanternflies.

Cristina: Yeah. I want to know what's happening with that. But I don't know. But those are eating a bunch of the crops, right? Still happening? I think so.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. And that's definitely something that's gonna affect the world for sure.

Cristina: Is that part of global warming when.

Jack: Not even a little. Not even a little. Some unrelated other thing when bugs from.

Cristina: One part of the world go to another.

Jack: Yeah. And then mass produce because that area of the world wasn't ready for. It's a craz impact on the environment.

Cristina: Why are all the bugs attacking over here first? What is it? The giant wasps?

Jack: No, that didn't happen. First the lanternflies, then they did flies happened three years ago.

Cristina: And the wasp thing two. Oh. I don't know. It all seemed very like at the same time. I feel like I heard about them at the same time. But. Okay. They'll kill us first before all this storm happens.

Jack: What will?

Cristina: Huh? The bugs will kill us.

Jack: Oh, the. I mean, I guess they're not gonna kill us. They're not gonna kill us. The famine is gonna kill us.

Cristina: Oh yeah. So the famine that they created.

Jack: Yeah. They will starve to death. But it was the. They didn't like land on us and eat us themselves or anything.

Cristina: No. But we were gonna die no matter what.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. As all the land gets drowned and all the. Although I guess all the land that's really low gets drowned and all the land that's too high up gets scorched. We'll also have to because of this migrate further north as things get hotter and we seek mountains and colder weather.

Cristina: We'Re gonna seek that.

Jack: We'll eventually have to seek it as the world continues to get hotter and the water level continues to rise.

Cristina: But then the elites won't let us go there. Because that's where they're hiding.

Jack: Yeah, I guess there. I mean, I guess they would have left the space already.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: What's going to be weird is if the water level does continue to rise slowly, we got one of two things. For a lot of people adapt where you Live to the coming conditions. It is gradual. It's not going to be like overnight it went up night. It's just little by little. But it could. It could still be drastically little by little. Like through the course of a year when I'm like two feet. That's a lot.

Cristina: That's a lot.

Jack: That's a lot. That's like just a couple of months. Your driveway ceased to exist, you know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Two feet sounds like very little over the course of a year, but that's excessive.

Cristina: There are places, though, that are dealing with things like that right now. Yeah.

Jack: And a bunch of these places are adapting. Some people moved their houses onto stilts way ahead of time, seeing this come. Other people live in areas that relied on rivers that have dried up. And their houses were already on stilts. So they've turned the bottom of their homes into cage railways so that people can walk. Yeah. They put. They use the already existing stilts that their house were on and then put platforms connected to them, created passageways. And now there's a civilite. Like their homes are on top and their city or their town is the wooden planks over the little bit of water at the bottom. Because the water used to be way up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Their houses were on stilts for a reason, but the water came way down. Now it's this little splash of water, you know, like a foot of water. But they went ahead and they constructed everything. So they walk over the water, but they already have their houses such high up on silts that they can stand fully erect and still have, like, a full roof distance above their head in this area. So they went ahead and they use that extra space and created walkways. And people have some stores directly underneath their house where they just put merchandise and people walk by on the. And just interesting ways to adapt. There's an entire group of people whose town started to flood as the water level rose, but again, very gradual. So all they did was slowly make their homes float. Make their homes float while still connected. Before, their houses were just next to each other on stilts. Eventually, they put their houses to the. Because the water was rising around them, the stilts weren't going to matter. They had their houses kind of just hovering right there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But then the water starts going up. What's their solution? They make their homes connect one to another and float. So they have floated the wooden logs, rafting techniques and junk like. And it's not such a high, crazy amount of water from where they are. Actually, I don't think their houses were on silts to begin with. I think these people just had houses laying down normally. And then they remove. Not attached. I mean, they were attached to the ground, but by wood. It was just. It was poor. It was a poor place. It wasn't like super advanced, like a modern home that you somehow got a dig up now.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: You know, it's a village. A village of people with houses made of just old school sticks. Wood that hasn't been carved too complicated. And they got like aluminium roofs, basic things. But then the water starts rising up around them and they just put their. They turned their homes into sort of floating log houses. And then they're. Floating log houses are chained together or tied together.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So there's wooden log together. Yeah, there's wooden log walkways holding the wooden log houses together. So you walk in between all the houses and it's like alleyways, but the whole.

Cristina: So it's like a town.

Jack: Yes, it's a whole little town that's floating.

Cristina: What interesting what's happening to places like, what is that place? I think it's in Italy that it's like on water. But there's got to be huge problems with that place.

Jack: Yeah. I believe Venice is drying up.

Cristina: Yeah, it's drying up.

Jack: I think it's drying up.

Cristina: Is that how they were drowning?

Jack: Are they drowning?

Cristina: Last time I heard about them, there was a lot of water and they're trying to figure out how to.

Jack: Oh, maybe the water level is rising around them. It really depends where you are, what's happening.

Cristina: But something like that is really complicated. Like, how are they gonna solve that?

Jack: No, because it's prop. It's possible they're gonna have to, like. A lot of that is gonna be lost. One the river used to be. The canal, I suppose was below, you know, so there you walk next to it and you have to look down to see it. At some point I started, if you're correct, that had to start rising to the point that you could look to your side and it's kind of next to you. You don't have to really look down. But that means eventually it's going to overtake the walkways.

Cristina: Crazy. You need a boat from home to home or something.

Jack: Well, no, because the homes come out of the walkway. So those homes are going to be also. And those homes are stuck to the ground because it's constructed out of concrete. So it's going to be ruins. There's going to be the base for the homes that are gonna form on top of them.

Cristina: Oh, what?

Jack: Yeah, it's gonna Be an even farther separated kind of Venice. Before you had the canal in the middle. About two boats can fit in some areas. Some areas are small and only one depending on size of the boat. So that was it before, but then it rises up and takes over the sidewalk to either direction. Now it expanded even more, but then you're also going to take over the couple of steps to the next person, like up to the person's building or their house or whatever. So by the time the water level reaches halfway up a building, there are nice gaps everywhere boats can travel. Now you can build homes where a boat can travel from house to house. Okay, so Venice will change. But chances are though that at that point even adapt a walkway so that you don't probably don't even need a boat. You just walk the way you already do. What if you can't afford a boat? Then what? Swim everywhere?

Cristina: So weird. So they're gonna build. Oh, you. You don't know. But like they could end up just building over. Yeah, they have.

Jack: Exactly. It's probably what's gonna happen. Yeah, we adapt at all times. We adapt. We're not gonna take the time to destroy all of Venice and rebuild it. There's not enough time. So we're just gonna build on top of whatever gets destroyed.

Cristina: How do you adapt to fire though? Like places that fire is becoming more of a normal thing.

Jack: Use more concrete and use carbon nanotechnology that allows you to create a sponge like thing that allows then the carbon to retain water and start constructing homes that are moisture locked so that it's way more protected against fire. So fire could come through and it would seemingly ignore the place so long that it destroys everything around it keeps moving, and now there's no longer a fire and the home is still untouched.

Cristina: Oh, that's nice. Okay. There's a solution to everything. Maybe.

Jack: Maybe that's actually a really good idea. Carbon nanotube type of sponge that can.

Cristina: Actual hurricane like that destroys things. What can it destroy?

Jack: There are most homes can't be like modern homes. They're made of materials that makes it really. You got to be a really particular. And you're kind of more talking about something hitting your house as opposed to the hurricane.

Cristina: Oh, not the hurricane. Yeah, something hitting your house.

Jack: Yeah, because the hurricane itself ain't gonna do crap to a. Like a fully grounded modern like concrete and cement house. You're not moving that.

Cristina: An earthquake.

Jack: An earthquake will s*** on that house sooner than anything else. That's the problem. Nature is kind of a rock, paper, scissors or A Pokemon. A card game, if you will. You know, leaf is beat by fire, but fire is beat by water, but water is beat by electricity. Electricity is beat by rock, and rock is beat by leaf.

Cristina: We can't. Can we prepare ourselves for anything, though? Like, can we make one home that can survive anything? Like, if this. If it was as crazy as.

Jack: So the ability that the carbon nanofibers and carbon nanotechnology has a lot. So we can, in theory, make concrete that's both solid and just flexible enough that if an earthquake were to happen, enough of that energy spreads out instead of snapping concrete, because that's what would happen. It would just turn to rubble. You don't want that. So if you can do that, you can have, you know, almost imperceptibly flexible concrete that would absorb just enough of the shaking to not break. That same concrete could have, using a different variant of the nanotechnology, have moisture trapped inside that will not dissipate so that it's both protected against a fire and an earthquake.

Cristina: But what about water?

Jack: If a flood were. Oh, that's about. That is entirely due to architecture. A really good architect can probably seal up all the passageways for water to come in and out.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: There's ways around that. Yeah. And I'm sure that these shady figures of infinite money own places like this effortlessly.

Cristina: Yes. On their islands or underground? What? I don't even know.

Jack: Here's the thing.

Cristina: Rebuilding underground.

Jack: Here's the thing. The island is totally possible. They all got islands. But not the Reptilians or. Yes, the Reptilians. Whatever. The puppets. Not the shady people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Not the shady people. The shady people care about this stuff. The shady people only care about the room that they're being shady in.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And money. Cuz reasons for Reptilians. Yeah, money. For reasons.

Cristina: Mm. So is the Reptilians the one that wants the blood and the fear and all that, or is it the shady people?

Jack: It might be the shady people, because the blood is probably just so that you look younger forever. And people are obsessed with looking younger, but that's also by design, because the shady people want the select, the Reptilians or, you know, celebrities and politicians and stuff to want these things.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they can keep them on the hook.

Cristina: Okay, you want this s***?

Jack: And I'm gonna give you. Because again, the shady people are just. Well, the ones who are human are just people who would have otherwise tried the same thing and not made it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You know how many rappers are struggling, but how many rappers are in Illuminati, J.C. eminem, you know, typical 1 percenters.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's like, well, they were down to play ball. There's billion other guys who are just gonna be like, I'm doing it for the rap and for the honor. And it's like, well, we need you to do it for the money so that we can keep you on a tight leash.

Cristina: Mm. So ridiculous. But can you get out of that Illuminati? Yes. I mean, if you're a lizard person, you can't. Right.

Jack: Where would you go? But even, like, who gives it? Why would you want to? Just like anything's ever happening to you as far as we did. It's more about information at this point. I'm sure they will hire some stranger if it was to do some. Some dark thing, because infinite money, they're not worried.

Cristina: Mm. But we have to remember that everything we said about the Illuminati is just. They're lies because we work for them and we know they're not bad. Yeah.

Jack: No, we're just talking about conspiracies that people have.

Cristina: Yes. I just want to remind the listeners, because we never mentioned that and we know Illuminati listens.

Jack: No, we did mention at the beginning these are just conspiracies we're building. We're not even building. We're just curiously trying to connect them.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. I just wanted to make sure everyone listening knows that.

Jack: Here's something I just thought about. If the temperature keeps getting way up, certain jobs are gonna become impossible. Like a lot of outdoor jobs are just gonna become impossible. If you're gonna pass it out left and right.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Can you imagine? Everything is always in the 90s. Like, that's the baseline. It could only get hotter.

Cristina: That's awful.

Jack: It's like all outdoor jobs are pretty much on a halt. You need computers, you need robots, you need robots. You need to hire fleets of robots. Because it's too hot outside. You could. You got a guy control the robots to do the things.

Cristina: There has to be people who also think global warming is caused by Illuminati to get work people replaced by robots. Or is that a thing? No, but that's a thing now. Oh, no.

Jack: Yeah, for sure. There's a bunch of variants of that, including the ones at supermarkets. They want to normalize. They're not being employees. So they gradually increase the size of the scanning the self checkout time and reduce the size of the side with an employee so that eventually there's just one guy watching you be the employee for the Work you're not getting paid for doing. It's free labor. It's a trick.

Cristina: It's a trick.

Jack: It's a trick. They're making you work at the supermarket or at the. Wherever you go, making you work there for the brief time you're there and then pay them.

Cristina: The people that hate that, do they also hate buffets?

Jack: Interesting. I bet not. I bet the people who hate one love the other. It seems like the same group of people, but the logic is there. You are essentially working at this place and you're also paying them, not the other way around. You show up with the money, you provide the labor, and you hand over the money before you leave.

Cristina: But the money now is for the items. You were never paying the cashier for anything.

Jack: No, you weren't. You're totally right.

Cristina: So.

Jack: But the loop goes. You give money for the food. The food is a product of the store. So now the store gets the money.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The money that the store is gonna give to the cashier.

Cristina: Yes. Which now they don't have to.

Jack: Because you're the cashier.

Cristina: Because you're the cashier.

Jack: Except you're not getting the money. No, the work was for free.

Cristina: Okay? Yes.

Jack: So you showed. All the parts are the same. You showed up with the money. You gave the money for the food. The food that you got from the supermarket. So the supermarket now has the money, and now it's the turn for the supermarket to hand over the money to the cashier. But wait, oops, you left already. I can't give it to you.

Cristina: That's part of the evil plan of.

Jack: This is replacing us with robots and free labor. It's a form of slavery. It was a clever form of slavery.

Cristina: But also of making money. Because they love money. Well, they know, because they don't have to pay employees. So money.

Jack: No, they don't love money. They love power. Because the money is insignificant. There's too much of it. They could. There's. They don't know how much money they have. That's how much money they have.

Cristina: But they love to make money.

Jack: No, no, no. They need the people. They have the power. It's. It's about the power. There's no more money involved. They've not touched, looked at, spoken of money since they walked in, since they became a shadow in that room or whatever, you know, they've never thought about it again.

Cristina: But the people that own the business.

Jack: Those are the puppets.

Cristina: Yes. And those people love the money.

Jack: Oh, yeah, they love the money. It's perfectly fine. The illuminati doesn't think of crap.

Cristina: But they're the Illuminati. Are those shadow people still?

Jack: The shadowy people are the Illuminati. You established this. There's a bunch of puppets and then there's the people in the room.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Well, the people, they're all Illuminati in the end of the day.

Jack: No, the Illuminati is the people in the room.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But if somebody like Jay Z is in the Illuminati, then the New World Order is not necessary. Like, all New World Order are Illuminati, but not all Illuminati are New World Order. You know, like, there's the Seven group, the seven guys, the seven shadowy figures in the room having the conversation. That's world changing or whatever. Those guys are all Illuminati members.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They are the shadow figures controlling the world. Jay Z is also an Illuminati member, but he's not controlling the world. No, he's not part of the New World Order. That is those seven guys. So all seven guys from the New World, All New World Order people must be Illuminati. That's where they found them.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's where they recruited people who later just become a shadow in the room, but.

Cristina: Or a lizard person. Or they're already a lizard person.

Jack: It doesn't matter. All this is relevant. The person who they're getting, regardless of whether they're lizard or human, then becomes a shadow in the room is the conclusion, regardless of who they're talking to.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: So, yeah.

Cristina: So the goal for them is to become a shadow person.

Jack: The goal for the puppets are money. Sometimes the shadow people die of old age or too much money or whatever the f*** kills. They're probably immortal as well. It's probably been the same seven people since, like, the beginning of time. I don't know. One of them is Lucifer Fur or some s***. Like, I don't know, man.

Cristina: One of them now is the queen.

Jack: Was.

Cristina: Is.

Jack: Is.

Cristina: She faked her death.

Jack: Oh, right, right, right. Because she's in Cuba.

Cristina: No, she went into a younger person's body.

Jack: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The future, which will then later be rigged. Which is the future, next queen.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: That's how it works.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Legit facts about life.

Cristina: That's how it works. So she's there.

Jack: So it's a lot going on. It's not going on these days. It is crazy that you can go into. I'm so blown away by that. You go into a supermarket, you're an employee, you show Up? Yeah, no, it's crazy. You show up as a customer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But get duped halfway into being the employee and then you leave the employee. You showed up, the customer left the employee. But not really because you did it for free. So at least an employee gets paid. You came in and you were less than an employee. You showed up, you walked in, gave the work. You didn't even get a thanks. Some dude straight like, slave, bro. He straight just watched you do it. And he's just there to make sure you do it right. You got a supervisor. You have a supervisor. You showed up to work. You gotta. You got a supervisor make sure you're working properly. And if you don't, you gotta ask him for help. Hey, boss, how do I figure the thing out? I'm new here. I can't. I don't know how the machines work. Yeah, train me, train me. Come over here and show me how it works. And they'll come and show you. Well, when this happens, you press the thing and like. Okay, good. Hands on training. Great company. Fantastic. You work for a great place. Except you'll never see the check because you just leave.

Cristina: But people like it, cuz it's fast and they're lazy. I don't know. Is that what?

Jack: Slavery.

Cristina: Slavery? But isn't that. Is that conspiracy slavery or is that real slavery?

Jack: I don't know. It's prob. Probably a little of both.

Cristina: Okay, it is slavery.

Jack: You are giving free work. You're just getting tricked into doing it willingly.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: You know, that's all it is.

Cristina: But is it some evil master plan or are they just seeing that people like to do it?

Jack: It's the puppets. The puppets love the money and this is a great way to get the money. They're always gonna chase a great way to get the money. But anyways, anyways. Anyways. Look, the point is that people are crazy and they mix all the things together. No, the real point is that everything comes back. Like, everybody blames Reptilians, Adrenochrome, and juice for everything. And it's because they think the Jews are the Reptilians and that the Reptilians want Adrenochrome. Or they're giving. Well, I guess. And somehow the new world order might or might not be. Whatever. Look, we've talked about a lot of this before and, like, we're trying our.

Cristina: Best to make it make sense.

Jack: Yeah. And there's clips out there. Look, there's clips out there about a bunch of this stuff. And you can, like, try to piece it together yourself. There's a bunch of it. And, you know, we've tried to reason this before. It's hard. It's hard. But you can. You can join us on the mission. Go find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, isconville Pod and, like, really skim through and find the stuff.

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Cristina: Yes. That's the best. Gotta remember to pause.

Jack: Yeah. So that you miss nothing.

Cristina: Yeah. Or you listen to us first and then you listen to us again and then talk over that second lesson.

Jack: Fair. Fair. That makes perfect sense. Because you don't want to miss. You don't want to miss valuable lore that happens randomly.

Cristina: Yeah. So if you can't help it, you should do that.

Jack: That's fair. That makes absolute sense.

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Rambling 159: Biden Stops the Holocaust

Is the Moon made of cheese? Is Biden worse than Hitler? Did Hitler even do anything wrong? What the hell is the Holocaust anyway? And why don’t we call it The Milking Way Galaxy instead? The Duo unpack the Second World War and the time-traveling that lead to it in the first place, along the way learning the truth about our galaxy and more. What we learn about Biden, Trump and Hitler in this episode will change how we all look at WWII!

Rambling 159: Biden Stops the Holocaust

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  • Things More Important than the Holocaust
  • What is Real?
  • Cheese Moon
  • Cosmic Cow
  • The Milking Way Galaxy
  • That Time Hitler Saved Earth
  • Hitler the Hero
  • The Third Rake and the Grass Cult
  • Hitler is Trump’s Fault
  • Is Biden Worse than Hitler?
  • Time Travel Paradoxes
  • Trump’s Time Travel
  • Cheese Gas

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to find yourself somebody very interesting to see. Sit next to while you enjoy the intricacies of this episode that's coming at you with supersonic speeds.

Cristina: Are you sure about that?

Jack: I am absolute. Can you imagine just stuck there the whole time? The whole time, just like. I'm not even aware. I'm like, can you. Whoever play anybody who already listens to an episode at half speed? That was the longest introduction they have ever heard.

Cristina: Who listens to it in half speed? What monster does that look?

Jack: I don't know who, but some people listen to it at two times speed. So I'm assuming there has to be at least one guy out there doing it at half.

Cristina: I might have done that before.

Jack: I don't know. This is, you know, two times as long, twice the awesome.

Cristina: Oh, I guess so. Yeah. I guess that works.

Jack: Unless you could only speed it up.

Cristina: Unless you can know. I bet there. There has to be a slowdown option. There has to.

Jack: But what value would that provide?

Cristina: I don't. If you can't understand what they're saying.

Jack: Maybe like if they already speak too fast.

Cristina: Yeah. To slow them down.

Jack: Interesting. There are moments that I believe maybe I speak absolutely too fast and it makes sense for somebody to slow the episode down so that they can catch the things that I'm saying more effectively.

Cristina: But then if they listen to me, they have to speed it back to normal.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So it's a. It's a game of back and forth.

Jack: Here's the problem we do. They have. If they're listening to this show, it has to be left alone. Right. Because if you go too fast, you cannot hear me.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if you go too slow, you never finish a sentence.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it just needs to. They need to take the hit. There's no solution unless you're ignoring one of us.

Cristina: Oh, they should do that. They should just play one once. Like play it twice. One speed fast and one slow.

Jack: Or. Or. And this will take a lot of work, but anybody who wants to do it, feel free. Where they take the episode and they duplicate it and then they slow one down and they speed the other one up and then merge the two conversations so that I'm in the slowed down version and you're in the sped up version to see if we're speaking more or less at the same speed.

Cristina: That is too much work. I don't know.

Jack: But if they wanted to have, like, a fully balanced out episode, that might be the way to go.

Cristina: Ye.

Jack: They want us to sound the same because we're definitely two savagely different energy levels.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, we are.

Jack: Which, fair enough, is sort of the taste people get. Right. Anybody who's in here for the long run, they've become adjusted to me essentially being some sort of maniacal maniac and you just being very tame and grounded. And they're here for it.

Cristina: They better be.

Jack: Yeah. In fact, they're. I would argue our audience is a little divided. Some people think I am particularly entertaining, and some people think you are particularly grounded, and they think I am holding you hostage.

Cristina: Holding me hostage? Mm.

Jack: Which is an interesting idea, right? That I would be holding you hostage because that means you don't want to be here.

Cristina: That's crazy. I feel like I'm the wrong person to hold hostage. You should be holding Dave hostage or something.

Jack: Dave. That'd be interesting.

Cristina: Why would it be me of all people?

Jack: Why not? You are quite the intellectual individual, and we sit here and have very profound conversations, and you have a knack for poking holes in things that don't make sense, forcing them to make sense again. We're here to ground humanity's most absurd and dangerous, baffling ideas.

Cristina: That's what I'm here for.

Jack: Yeah, you're the grounding part. I'm the childish ways. That's what we are, man. Yes, you're the grounding part. I'm the childish ways.

Cristina: I want to be the childish way.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You don't get to be.

Cristina: Why not?

Jack: But anyways, talking about hostages and whatnot, how about that Holocaust, eh?

Cristina: The Holocaust, eh? The one that happened yesterday.

Jack: The Holocaust that happened yesterday? Yeah. You heard about the Holocaust on the news? Crazy stuff, right?

Cristina: Crazy. I haven't heard about it. What happened?

Jack: What happened? Oh, man. You're about to be blown away by what happened. I'm about to blow your mind. It's gonna be great. Okay, so the Holocaust. You have no idea what the Holocaust is, right?

Cristina: I was born yesterday.

Jack: You were born. To be fair. To be entirely fair, we were kind of born maybe three years ago.

Cristina: Yes, I was Born three. Okay. Yeah. So like, did this happen before three years ago?

Jack: It didn't. It did. It did. It did happen before three years ago. All right, so for starters, the Holocaust was a day we'll always remember. One of the most impactful days of ever. Of ever.

Cristina: Of ever.

Jack: Not really. There's probably way more impactful s*** that happened before humans like giant f****** meteors we have no records of Just dinosaurs.

Cristina: Existing, I feel like is pretty.

Jack: That's pretty epic. I think dinosaurs going totally extinct to more impactful than Holocaust.

Cristina: This being alive is insane. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Just the fact of life is kind of astounding.

Cristina: No dinosaurs existing, that being a real thing. Unless people are questioning whether that's.

Jack: Well, no, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you the list of things that matter way more than the Holocaust could ever. Just as a. As just setting the grounds for how inappropriate this episode is gonna be. I'll begin by listing how insignificant the Holocaust is as compared to other things.

Cristina: Okay, fair. We should. You should also name things that are less impactful than the Holocaust as well.

Jack: Okay. Perfect.

Cristina: Okay. Perfect balance.

Jack: So balance. You're totally right. You're totally right. Just so that people stop raging on the other side. So we're gonna start bad and then end kind. That's the way to, you know, ease them off. So things that are. This should definitely concern us way more than the Holocaust. Like if we had to choose what information to know and we had to forget one forever. Like in this scenario, the Holocaust is the one we would forget.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: First, f****** dinosaurs were a thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, f*** Holocaust. Dinosaurs were a thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Second, what killed the dinosaurs? Like, we couldn't stop that now if it came again.

Cristina: Yes. Like, f***. F***.

Jack: The Holocaust. Yes. Seven million. Look, eight billion numerical differences.

Cristina: Ah, okay.

Jack: You know, and however many f****** dinosaurs went extinct.

Cristina: Yeah. How much?

Jack: There had to be way more than there are people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They were everywhere. We're only in some places. And we're focused. Nevertheless, they were focused and everywhere.

Cristina: Interesting. Yeah.

Jack: Who knows the true genocide? You know, the true genocide. We're talking about small stuff.

Cristina: That was the first genocide, I guess. Yeah.

Jack: Something else totally way more astounding than the Holocaust and more impactful and meaningful. The fact that life happened at all in any context. Just like, hey, you can perceive.

Cristina: Whoa, whoa, you're alive.

Jack: You can perceive the Holocaust. Whoa. If you couldn't perceive, Holocaust never happened. So technically, Holocaust is dependent entirely on the fact that you can perceive first. Otherwise never happened.

Cristina: Yes. Are there people? Oh, man. There are people who are. Don't say. I mean, that. Do say the Holocaust didn't happen, though.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Is it because they're not perceived? Because in their reality it doesn't. Is it possible they're living different realities?

Jack: That's an interesting question. And it's completely possible. Physics doesn't say that. It's not that the perception of the individual is entirely based on their neurological input and output and that we filter most of reality as it is. And if your brain just so decided to filter out certain aspects, they would simply not exist to you. And that people who honestly, truly believe a Holocaust didn't happen. It's like you having a best friend. Your best friend being like, I'm going to Antarctica. And your best friend goes. And they're like, but my phone isn't gonna work out there. And I'm gonna be out there for three years, and then I'm gonna come back and say hi to you. And so they leave and die. Second day. But in your universe, your friend is still alive for three years until you find out in three years he's been dead.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: You're just under the impression that. Well, he told me he wouldn't be able to communicate.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that same logic of your perspective of what's happening is as true to you as him being totally dead is to anybody who.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Is the same idea behind, like, the Holocaust deniers or a denier of anything. Oh, Earth is flat. Well, if you honestly, truly, unquestionably believe the Earth is flat, that's no different than somebody believing the same of the Earth is round. Because neither side proves s*** when it's relying on scientists. The other is relying on whatever f*** source, but they didn't go out and prove it themselves.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's faith. So none of us ever saw the Holocaust. We didn't see the Holocaust. We didn't see s*** happen. Those people are all f****** dead.

Cristina: They are dead.

Jack: So then the question is, I mean, both sides. The ones who died first and the ones who died later.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But that being said, I never witnessed it to tell you factually it happened. But either. Also, neither did the people who are denying saying it never did. We're all essentially just believing what we've been told.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: So they're as right as we are.

Cristina: Ow.

Jack: That's f*****. Right? Because in reality, like, I couldn't prove to you happened. Oh, but there's so many videos and this and that. Yeah. But I can watch some guy tell me about how it never happened, and here's a video of proof, like what the f*** can I do about that? And go out and do the homework and see anybody massacre a bunch of people in gas chambers or anything like I see any of it also. Yes, because according to this narrative we're establishing right now, you have no knowledge of what the Holocaust is. They were gassed. But we'll get there.

Cristina: What?

Jack: We'll get there. Who's gassed, you ask?

Cristina: We'll get there. Okay, not to. It wasn't the dinosaurs.

Jack: It wasn't the dinosaurs. And we'll totally disregard the fact that you're fully aware of Holocaust deniers before that was mentioned. But.

Cristina: Well, I do know because they're around right now, so of course I would know about that.

Jack: Interesting. You're right. You're right. Same thing as, like, flat Earthers and stuff. That's current thing.

Cristina: And dinosaur deniers.

Jack: Yes, that is surprisingly a thing too, even though that. That one is in abundance. That's a weird one to deny, considering you can actually go see.

Cristina: And the moon. The people who deny the moon. The moon is a ship, is illusion.

Jack: Here's. Here's what's interesting about that one, right? Because. Okay, the moon landing, like, whatever, dude, I wasn't there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Maybe haven't married, you know, I don't know. Whatever. My ongoing theory is we lied about it and then did land and then just claimed the first one was because if we go up there, we see a flag and everything is up there. Right? Yeah, but it's like, well, we were kind of rushing and kind of consistently lying about random s***, so who knows? So it made sense that we would lie about that just to be number one or whatever. F*** we do.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But yeah, so that part, whatever, about it being a f****** ship, mean it could be made out of f****** cheese, bro. I haven't stood on the f****** moon. I don't know. I mean, I have stood on the moon, but, like, you get my point.

Cristina: But there's no way. Cheese.

Jack: Who the. How would you know? Like, if you've never explored. Let's ignore us two and anyone we are in contact with. Yeah, but if you're a normal, boring person, see, and you've never been to space, anything you believe is faith.

Cristina: Mmm. Okay.

Jack: You've not seen it. You're just taking some. It's all religion. So you're like, the moon is made out of rock. Like, everything else in space looks like. Okay. You have to believe that and have faith that that's the truth.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But somebody's like, yeah, it's f****** cheese and it's like, well, that's impossible. Who says? Based on what is. Does cheese exist? Can cheese happen in the universe? Yeah, can.

Cristina: But not by itself like that. Or can it?

Jack: I don't know. Maybe there's some cosmic f****** cow. Oh, no, it doesn't even have to be a cow. It could be any cosmic milk having. Like, do we. Simple questions that could lead us back, and then we'll get back to Hitler real quick. Do we know the right. Totally no idea. But Hitler, World War II, all related. Not to mention the fact that we've had Hitler talked about on this show many times.

Cristina: That was a past me.

Jack: Fair enough. Totally brainwashed. Not brainwashed. All your memories, deja vu, specifically of World War II erased.

Cristina: Yes. I was in a accident yesterday, playing with a portal, just jumping in and out.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Your memories got caught on one side.

Cristina: Yeah, totally.

Jack: Only. And you only forgot World War II.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which just so happened to be what we're talking about.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Perfect. I forgot the f*** I was even talking about.

Cristina: Oh, it doesn't have to be cows.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Like, if we assume the. We just need to agree on a couple of things in order to make the moon cheese. Right. So first, do we agree as above, so below?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Everything is equal at all scales. It just repeats, just bigger or smaller. Everything is fractalized. So it's just a repetition of the patterns. Infinitely connected from the previous patterns.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we assume that an atom has electrons and protons orbiting it to some degree, even if not exactly the same. And that, you know, nucleus in a cell with all the elements surrounding that and brain and heart crap surrounding that. And a planet surrounding a star. Star surrounding black holes. So we assume everything is consistent.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Lettuce is fractalized. Broccoli is fractalized. Trees are fractalized. Lightning bolts are fractalized. Everything's fractalized. Nature is fractalized.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's safe to assume that everything repeats at every scale and in some cosmic way that we don't comprehend because it's too large for us to grasp. There is some sort of cosmic cow that was cosmically milked by whatever ended up creating our universe. And not even our universe, just our region of space. And although the Milky Way, the milk. It's not just the Milky Way, it's. We probably got it wrong. We were probably talking to gods and somebody was like, hey, man, what do you call this thing you overpower? And not like our crappy demigods who just run the world, but, like the gods who run the galaxies, you know? Those monsters, which is arguable. That just a fun idea. Jehovah and Zeus are stuck in their regions. But like, the Cat People own all of the Great Void.

Cristina: Yes. Wait, did they call? Wait, no. The Great Void is a way far away from us. That's far away.

Jack: I'm just pointing out the fact that the Cat People have way more reach.

Cristina: Yes. Than.

Jack: Than Jehovah, Zeus. Yeah, just pointing that out. They got little read. They got country.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Then there might be people over here. Unless it was the Cat People.

Jack: I don't know. Point being. Okay, when we asked what the name was, they probably told us the Milking Way. And we're like the Milky Way. Yeah, it makes sense. And we named the candy bar after and everything. But it was the Milking Way. We're just a giant farm and the moon is a giant ball of cheese by whatever cosmic cow or other creature was milked.

Cristina: Yeah. It could be anything.

Jack: But we are in the Milking Way.

Cristina: Yeah. Interesting.

Jack: So you see, it's totally possible that the moon is made out of cheese. It's about as likely as anything else we haven't proven. And again, we've been there. But like, if you're not us, what's your reference point? Yes, but somebody told you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So like, whatever somebody says made of cheese. Yeah. I believe them.

Cristina: Yeah, why not? Okay.

Jack: What's the difference between that and it's f****** made out of space dust?

Cristina: I don't know. Yeah.

Jack: Isn't cheese made out of space dust?

Cristina: Technically, I guess. Like, what the f***, you know, cheese is made out of space dust because.

Jack: Everything is made out of space dust. It's arguable that all the things required to make cheese exist in atomic form on the moon, if the moon itself isn't made of cheese. So there's at least the parts necessary to create cheese on the moon.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: You know, it is what it is. And allegedly the moon is made out of the same material the Earth is. So all the same atoms are present, they're just arranged differently. Moon is in theory, cheese.

Cristina: In theory.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And it's cheese now.

Jack: Pretty substantially arguable theory. Nevertheless. Anyways, so other important events, you know, dinosaurs, dinosaurs, death, life in general, discovery of fire, making meat better.

Cristina: Is that. That's better.

Jack: That's way more important.

Cristina: More important. Yes.

Jack: That's one of the things that allowed us to become the monsters that caused the holocaust in the first place. Without. That could never happen.

Cristina: We're just never happened.

Jack: Without the wheel.

Cristina: Without the wheel.

Jack: The wheel. The wheel was an important one.

Cristina: That was important.

Jack: A lot of vehicles used in carrying a bunch of people to places where they'd cease to exist.

Cristina: I guess so.

Jack: So, okay, we'll end the list of things more important. Although there are way many more things.

Cristina: Like a scientist. Can we put them in there?

Jack: Because most scientists, like Einstein for sure. Like kind of all the prominent scientists are way more important than the holocaust as a whole. Like we wouldn't be anywhere without them. Also, the Holocaust wouldn't have happened without them.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: You know, like it literally wouldn't have happened. They are more prominent than the Holocaust.

Cristina: Oh my gosh, think about that.

Jack: Yeah, that's crazy. Gas chambers weren't even used, were even intended for that. I believe they're gonna be for something else. And then, hey, repurposed.

Cristina: Was it gonna be some type of torture thing? Like.

Jack: No, I think it was gonna be for some other purpose. It was some. I don't remember the story exactly, but yeah, most of crap use there was scientists being super genius and then it being repurposed by some crazy other f****** scientists.

Cristina: That's how science do now.

Jack: Things less important than the Holocaust. Peanut butter.

Cristina: Are you sure? Yeah, pretty sure.

Jack: Like peanut butter or no peanut butter. Like Holocaust still happens.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like it doesn't really change our lives. Great. Whatever. Peanut butter. I don't really like. I don't prefer peanut butter. You know, pizza out there, people like peanut butter.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Something. Man. It's crazy because I can think of way more like, iPhone is way more important than the Holocaust. It's way more important, the Holocaust because the iPhone assures us the Holocaust could never happen again. You know, it's way more important than the holocaust. Then again, the United States has its ways, so who the f*** knows? There's enough empty land.

Cristina: And I'm sure global warming, I think more prominent.

Jack: That's more important. We're trying to talk about things that aren't.

Cristina: Oh yeah, the same thing. I don't know. I don't know. Like robots.

Jack: No, those matter a lot. The problem is like let's be remote. Like at the time that was important. Like it was way serious at the time. Yeah, but like right now, global warming could extinct to everybody.

Cristina: How about the war on terrorism? That has to be less important.

Jack: The war on terrorism less important. I mean, it's arguable, right? Depends how many terrorists there are and how many people collectively the terrorists of killed has the war on. I guess the war on terrorists would be weaker than terrorists as a whole.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But no, if we're actually stopping them, that Is. I guess it depends on how effective that war is. If it's effective, it's way more prominent.

Cristina: Because if we killed more civilians than terrorists, does that matter?

Jack: I don't know. Are there. Did the terrorists kill more civilians and Hitler did? And in that case, are the civilians we killed just f****** bad byproduct casualties that we accept?

Cristina: What if we killed more civilians than the terrorists did?

Jack: Then obviously in that situation. But, like, chances are we've probably killed people who've collectively killed more people than Hitler, thus making, like, even if individually not one of them has a record of 7 million people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like, maybe enough of them together do.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And if that's the case, then definitely war on terror over the Holocaust.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. So just way more things that matter way more than the Holocaust.

Cristina: But it's important.

Jack: It's an important event. It was him. It was way the most important thing at the time. Well, it wasn't because still dinosaurs and the. You know, it was just very impactful.

Cristina: In the moment.

Jack: Yeah. In the moment. It was just everywhere. There was nothing you could do to avoid it. And it was the scariest thing to have ever existed. Unless the Holocaust is happening and you look up and a dinosaur extinction level event meteor is coming. And then you're like, f*** the Jews, because this s*** is way more important. You're like, hitler, please help us stop the f****** rock.

Cristina: You think he'd stop killing the Jews, though, if.

Jack: Because he's about to die too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He'll be all in, and we'll let it slide. We're like, you're gonna save the Earth. We'll forgive everything you've done. Yeah. You killed 7 million, but you save. Well, how many people we have at that point? Six billion. Like, the trade off is huge.

Cristina: We can't kill anymore. I'm guessing would also be.

Jack: I mean, I'm assuming afterwards, it's like, if you take a single more life, we have to execute you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, you already have a crazy record. We can't have no proof that you're starting this all over.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. And then it'll be, yes, I guess.

Jack: So it's like, then no.

Cristina: World War II.

Jack: Yeah. So arguably, the dinosaur meteor coming for a second time.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Could in theory, turn Hitler into a good guy that helps us stop because he has the ability to convince people of things, and he unites the world under him to help fight this one meteor. The new. The new evil.

Cristina: The new evil that we need to.

Jack: We're gonna gas that rock, Gas that Rock out of here. He's gonna figure it out. You know, we're just gonna get the people who know how to figure it out. Gonna get the people who are gonna figure that out.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Okay. So there's way more things that matter more than things that don't. But that doesn't stop the historical significance of World War II.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Aka the Holocaust.

Cristina: Aka the Holocaust.

Jack: Yeah. I am gonna stick to the fact that those two are the same event. I get now after your explanation before we began, that they're two different events. That they're two different events happen at the same time. They happen at the same time. Even if you have no idea what the Holocaust is and all your memory's gone about it, you had enough lucidity for a split second to explain that to me and retain it, to reiterate it right now. But since you have no clue what.

Cristina: The Holocaust, that's how I know that I don't. That's what. Like, that's the biggest evidence that it's not the same thing. I don't know the Holocaust, but I do know World War II because I recently learned about World War II, but not the Holocaust.

Jack: Interesting. So you. So you have no idea what the Holocaust is, but you're fully informed on World War II?

Cristina: You know iffy about World War II. Okay.

Jack: Iffy.

Cristina: Yes. I know people were at war, and it was a lot of people. So you know a lot of countries. Like 30. Yeah, probably more than 30.

Jack: So, yeah, it's very interesting to be fully informed on World War II and have no.

Cristina: So this Holocaust thing.

Jack: But. So the Holocaust, amazingly enough, is what caused World War II. Yeah, yeah. So the reason everybody was fighting in the first place is because some Jew hater named Adolf Hitler.

Cristina: I think I've heard that guy. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a hero to many.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. Is it weird if I just leave it. Is it weird if I just leave it there and I don't point out. But he was a monster to. More.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If I'm just like, he was a hero to many and just keep strong.

Cristina: A hero to who, though?

Jack: To the Germans. To the German N***. The First Reich.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The First Reich was his collective of people who were like, he's. He's the good guy.

Cristina: Are there more than one Reichsman?

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Are there?

Cristina: I don't know, because I think I've.

Jack: Heard, like, oh, no, he's not the First Reich. He's the Third Reich.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, you're totally right. He's the Third Reich. So There are two other Reichs. One, I have no idea what a Reich is.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Second, he's the third of the Reichs.

Cristina: So there might be more.

Jack: There might be more Reichs. Who knows? Maybe all three Reichs were his. Maybe he collects Reichs. I don't know what Reichs are they like rakes. Is it a kind of rake? Does he just. Did he decide. We love rakes and we're the third rake. But it's German for rake. And like we say rake, but they say Reich. They're like with the Third Reich and it's like we all use rakes. They love raking their lawn.

Cristina: The first rake is the stick rake. Then there's the machine version of a rake. And then there's the human version, I guess, which is them.

Jack: But no, all those are used by people. The argument would be dark joke warning ahead for people sensitive about the Holocaust or World War II, since they're not the same event. But if the first one is the broom looking thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the second one is some sort of machine that you can drive, presumably, and rakes the leaves while you're on it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: De escalation would be whatever's the next huge thing that can easily get rid of a lot of leaves, which would probably be an incinerator of some sort. So if they're calling themselves the third rake, maybe they were talking about the furnaces also. They were furnaces. That's primarily what the Holocaust was about.

Cristina: Furnaces.

Jack: Yeah. About shooting Jews in the back of the head, sometimes in the front of the head, and murdering their children and forcing them to do slave work for prolonged periods of time and pushing them into. Or having them gently walk into furnaces where they would burn alive and. And also gassing them after you told them that they were gonna get to take a shower for the first time in like three months.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty horrible.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's without counting the ones that were just thrown on top of the graves of many others and just buried alive with them. Good times. That's it. You know, the Nazis and they're good times. That's how they play this game.

Cristina: That's horrible. That's all horrible. Anyways, eventually, this is how much they love grass, though.

Jack: This is how much they love grass. They ran out of grass and they're like, people throw people in there.

Cristina: This is insane.

Jack: Yeah. I can't believe that all this happened because they loved rake so much.

Cristina: They loved it so much they decided to use it on people.

Jack: They over invested. They over Invested. Right. So you buy a rake and you don't use rake. Well, it was 20 bucks, whatever. But if you bought like the second rake, and you know it's the size of like a riding lawnmower when you drive around, but it's meant to collect leaves. But you did all your leaves, and you did it so fast. It took like a minute or leaves stop falling. It got so hot, winter stopped coming. And you know, so now you just have this machine that you want to use it, though. You invested.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you got to use it. You start doing other people's lawns for free.

Cristina: You murder your neighbors to do their lawns?

Jack: No, no, no. You just do their lawns. When we get to the third rake, that's when it gets kind of weird. Because it's like about a building, bro. To throw all the leaves in, but, like, no more leaves. We did all the leaves. It's a building, bro. It's a big weird. We bought like 30 of them.

Cristina: You think that you started with animals first? Like, we got a lot of wild dogs. It's problem.

Jack: I mean. Yeah, probably just cleaning random s*** up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they were like, well, I'll clean that one. F*** it. Let's just grab those people, clean them up too.

Cristina: Yeah. Sorrow. Okay.

Jack: I mean, there is. There is some people who believe, like I said, he's a hero to some. And it's weird if I just walk away from that sentence right there. He's a hero to some. But there are people who think Hitler did nothing wrong. That is.

Cristina: That is their argument.

Jack: That is a state. Yes. What more. What more proof do you need?

Cristina: Because Hitler just wanted Germany great again.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: After World War I, it was probably really left horribly shambles. He was like, we gotta make Germany what it was before World War I. We got to make it great again.

Jack: Yeah. Make Germany great again. And he. He protested that he even had a. An uprising on January 6th a couple of months ago. Like a year ago or so. Where he from today? The White House.

Cristina: He's alive?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Isn't that who attacked the White House?

Cristina: They do say he's still alive. So I guess that makes sense.

Jack: That makes total sense.

Cristina: But how's he still alive?

Jack: Why wouldn't he. He froze himself. Obviously.

Cristina: He froze himself. Can we prove that that technology.

Jack: We proved that exists. I specifically remember having an episode in.

Cristina: Which I feel like we disproved that the technology works.

Jack: Really?

Cristina: Do you think it works?

Jack: Explain how anybody who f****** listens to this regularly. What's the narrative on this? I don't f****** remember, is it?

Cristina: Well, we know that Jesus couldn't have used that technology. I guess that's what we proved.

Jack: Yes, Jesus could. No, but I'm pretty sure we proved that. For what the h*** was it for? It was to preserve something.

Cristina: I don't know. I just remember one episode, it was about Jesus, because I was wondering how he came back alive, and I was like, that's maybe one of the ways you were like, nah, man.

Jack: Interesting, Interesting. I don't know. Well, let's assume that at least he had it and he froze himself in cryostasis and then got unfrozen recently. And that's why we have Trump.

Cristina: Are you saying he is Trump?

Jack: No, no, no. I'm saying Trump is his disciple. If nobody here has seen the Messiah, watch it, because I'm about to make hella references to that. And you need to understand him, which is basically the guy who El Mac the manifesto, or at least we thought it was that way and that Alma C. Was doing his work. But it turned out Emma C. Wrote the book that that guy was following.

Cristina: Yes. He got the ideas from the student. The teacher got the idea from the student.

Jack: Yes. And then he wrote the book, and people thought the kid was the one who was following the teacher, but it was the other way around.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So Trump somehow sent his ideas back in time, caused World War II. Oh, and that's why he's gonna fight Biden on top of the White House. Boom. So that he doesn't send it out. That's gonna happen. Hasn't happened yet. Biden is trying to stop the Holocaust.

Cristina: That is so crazy. That makes sense.

Jack: That makes a lot of sense.

Cristina: So Donald Trump wrote something, sent it to the past, and then those leaders from the past took it. Because it wasn't just Germany talking about, let's make German.

Jack: There was a lot of people, someone.

Cristina: In Italy was doing the same thing who's like, World War I happened. And they were like, we gotta make Italy as it was before World War I.

Jack: We gotta make it illegal.

Cristina: Exactly. It was the same speech, but with different people, different countries.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: So they all just happen to be.

Jack: It's like the news cycle right now. Right? Like, you could put every news station next to each other and they're repeating the same line for line thing. Interesting.

Cristina: Interesting. Oh, my gosh. It's the same thing.

Jack: Yeah, it's the same thing. 100.

Cristina: So it was Trump all along.

Jack: It was Trump all along. And Biden's actively trying to stop the.

Cristina: Does he know time travel Is involved Biden? I hope not.

Jack: Oh, no. Biden has no clue.

Cristina: Okay, good.

Jack: It'd be weird if Biden can go back and unmolest all the people who he's molested. That's a problem. So we need to arrest him after he stops Trump.

Cristina: Okay, who has he molested?

Jack: Many, many. And all the blacks in jail are his fault.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So. So they're both pretty bad, but we kind of got to let one stop the other.

Cristina: Okay, so we need him to save the day anyway, even though there's a bunch of crimes against him.

Jack: Yeah. But it comes back to the whole, if Hitler stop. Helped us stop the meteor, it's the same thing. Are we gonna stop him from helping us? Yeah, we're probably gonna let him.

Cristina: Okay, so we're gonna let Biden do his thing with Trump, and then if he lives, we'll punish him.

Jack: I don't. I don't know if. Here's the question. Would we let. Because we are arguing that Biden is way less bad than Hitler. Right. If we can forgive Hitler after.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. As long as he doesn't repeat himself. Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: If Biden doesn't do anything bad after, he's okay.

Jack: Exactly. If Hitler, after killing 7 million people, helped to stop the meteor that was gonna destroy all of Earth.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We gotta at least give him the benefit of the doubt. Like, you saved, like, a lot of people.

Cristina: Yeah. One more death and you're done.

Jack: But you managed to straightaway. We'll ignore the 7 million you killed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Same thing for Biden. Yes. There's some kids f***** up walking around. They're probably serial killers or some s***. Probably molesting people of their own. You probably start some crazy domino effect of people molesting people who molest people forever. And that cycle will never break because they just think it's normal. Or they'll blow their brains out before they get to molest anybody else. And I'm not sure whether that's better or worse. Whatever.

Cristina: It's all pretty horrible.

Jack: All pretty bad. But, like, if you stop the Holocaust, Is he in stopping the Holocaust? Right. Just scaling here for the sake of introspection and analysis, but if God d*** this episode. If Biden were to stop the Holocaust, is that as good as Adolf Hitler stopping the meteor? Like, because, like, all right, Biden, his atrocities. Right. Harm how many people? Totally lives taken.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: People have committed suicide or decisions he's made as a politician that had led to people dying. Right. Would we say less than a thousand people?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. So then him stopping the Holocaust is impressive.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What percentage of 7 million is about a thousand, though when you do the difference, is Hitler doing more good by saving 6 billion when he only killed.

Cristina: 7 million, is he doing more good?

Jack: Yes. Is. Is. Is the comparison here making Hitler better than Biden by total effect? Assuming Hitler stops the meteor.

Cristina: Yes. And.

Jack: And Biden stops the Holocaust. Yeah. No longer kills people, but somehow. Somehow in an alternate universe, Biden stops the Holocaust.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So is Biden because he saved way less people. Like how many times you multiply a thousand to get to 7 million?

Cristina: But he's also stopping the Holocaust. So those people Hitler killed counts towards Biden as well because he's saving those people or.

Jack: No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. So he killed a thousand. But how many times can we multiply a thousand before we get to 7 million? And do we multiply it less times than 7 million to get to 6 billion? If that's the case, then in stopping the Holocaust, Biden has successfully done less good than Hitler stopping the meteor.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because we're talking all of humanity. But again, it could just be. I have no idea what the numbers are, but if we multiplied. In fact, let's find out right now who is. Who is less evil in one of these scenarios. Oh, s***. Oh, s***. Okay, okay, explain. So we're gonna start at how many people Biden. Okay. So, you know, we just ran the numbers, we did the math. So we're not gonna count all the things Biden did. There's too many. And a lot of them lead to mass incarcerations, which led to a lot of deaths in and outside of prison. Cops looking for more reasons to arrest people. Biden gave him that reason. More people died, shot by police, on top of the fact that Biden, it was against gay marriage, which then had a boom in the gay suicides of the 90s. And this is just a plethora of s***. But the one thing that his vote could have swerved in the opposite direction was the Iraq war that he was for and the Iraq war that he did not oppose led to 460,000 deaths.

Cristina: That doesn't sound so bad.

Jack: That's a crazy bad number. And if he were to go back in time to stop the Holocaust, which is 11 million people, all you have to do is divide the 11 million people by the number of people Biden is responsible for killing, which is 460,000, which gives you 23 people saved per life he took. That's beautiful. He's net positive he's in right now.

Cristina: Yeah. If he does stop the Holocaust, he saves.

Jack: He redeems himself. He totally redeems himself.

Cristina: Factually, yes.

Jack: But we know. So does Hitler.

Cristina: Oh. Piece of the meteor.

Jack: Because the meteor. The question is, how better or worse is Hitler to Biden's 23 people saved per life taken. Okay, in the case of Hitler, we have to do the total number of.

Cristina: People that exist in that time.

Jack: Well, the number of people he was responsible for killing, which is the same number that we divided by Biden's deaths. Except now that's the number we'll be dividing by because it's the number of people that Hitler killed.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: By the total number of people who were alive at that time, which was 2,300,000,000. And when you divide 2,300,000,000 by 11,000,000, you get 209 lives saved per life taken. In conclusion, if Hitler stops the meteor, even if Biden stops the Holocaust, Hitler is still a better person than Biden.

Cristina: Interesting. Because he's saving more people.

Jack: Because he's saving more people. So we've found the scenario in which Hitler's the good guy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Over some other person who people like right now.

Cristina: Well, one event is going to happen, and one event is not going to happen.

Jack: Yes. The Holocaust is going to cease to exist, thus stopping Hitler from ever being being a bad guy in the first place and never taking a single life. Thus, by default, making him still better than Biden.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It doesn't matter how this plays out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hitler's a better person than Biden is what we've learned.

Cristina: Because Hitler did nothing.

Jack: He either did nothing or he saved more people.

Cristina: Yeah. What?

Jack: In any scenario, Hitler is better than Biden.

Cristina: Wow. That is crazy. Whatever, I guess.

Jack: Yeah. There's no winning. Biden is evil.

Cristina: Yeah. Even though he's going to save the.

Jack: World, even though he's gonna save 7 million people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He still can't make up for the fact that he is still responsible for 400 and what? 450. 430 deaths of his own. 60. 460 deaths of his own. Doesn't matter that the collective total is. He saved 23 lives per. Because Hitler didn't kill anybody.

Cristina: Because he stopped Hitler from going. Okay.

Jack: On the flip side, if Hitler did, in fact, stop the meteor.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's why we got. We allowed him to go into cryostasis. Then Biden stopping Hitler will extinct humanity. Because Hitler won't be around to stop the meteor because he won't have the power of the third Reich.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. It's really. You see, time travel is confusing. It's always confusing. Time travel fair.

Jack: And this is Trump's fault.

Cristina: This is Trump's fault.

Jack: This is Trump's fault. He's gonna send this message back, Cause Hitler to rise to power. Hitler is gonna kill 7 million people and then he's gonna stop. But the 7 million people died anyways. Biden gets a hold of the fact that Trump did this and he's gonna stop Trump before he gets to do it, thus stopping the Holocaust. But the meteor is gonna kill us, thus stopping Biden from ever stopping the thing. It's impossible. It resets.

Cristina: Resets. So it's gonna happen no matter what though. Yeah.

Jack: Biden can't stop the Holocaust because it would stop the meteor. Yes, but it would. It couldn't. It could never. Because it would loop back to it happening all over again.

Cristina: Yeah, but it's gonna still be an interesting fight to watch.

Jack: Yeah, except he by default has to lose. The outcome is he has to lose, otherwise the fight can never happen because there is no Earth.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. So he's gonna lose. But we shouldn't be spoiling that to people. What if people are betting on this? Then again, this is on our world, not theirs.

Jack: Yeah. I have no idea what's happening in.

Cristina: Universe on this stuff. Yeah, that's good.

Jack: I mean, they could in theory bet on the show, I guess, on our newscast of it or whatever f*** is happening.

Cristina: Yeah, but if he wins, then what happens? Like would we even know he couldn't win?

Jack: Yeah, like what would happen if he wins? No. Hitler rises to power. Hitler with no power can't stop the meteor if the meteor hits and the fight never happens, so he never stops the message being sent that then allows him to come into power. So if he stops him, then he can't stop him.

Cristina: How do we make sure that he can't stop him? Do we have to help Trump then?

Jack: No, no, he can't.

Cristina: He can't.

Jack: He could never. Because the fight is only happening because he already lost.

Cristina: Oh, okay, I see.

Jack: Yeah. Cuz had he succeeded, none of this would have happened. Yeah, we'd all be dead.

Cristina: We'd all be dead. Yep. Oh, okay.

Jack: That's the problem here. Right?

Cristina: So he time travel.

Jack: Yeah, he failed already. We know he failed because it's happening.

Cristina: Yes. Alright, I'll make sense again. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. F****** time travel, man.

Cristina: Yeah. What?

Jack: Yeah. So now you're caught up on what A World War II is to some degree. Furnaces, rakes, you Know the works.

Cristina: Yes. Someone who likes raking a little too much.

Jack: Someone likes raking a little too much. And took it to the next extreme.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's probably has to do. It's miscommunication because it was obviously Trump just talking about how to comb his hair. Right.

Cristina: Because it did all star at Trump.

Jack: Yeah. Because he's sending a message of like, man, that guy had a slick back thing going on.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I can send them how. How I make my slick back work.

Cristina: Oh, my God. And then he's writing in English.

Jack: And he's writing in English. He wrote rake.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then it's like modern English.

Cristina: So it's not even English from back then.

Jack: Yes. He wrote probably like comb or something. I'mma comb my hair. And he's like, oh, comb, rake. Yeah, I get it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I'm like, yeah, brushing the grass. I know what he's talking about. I love brushing my grass. You know what? I'mma innovate society around grass and leaves. Cleanest grass, no leaves.

Cristina: So this was all due to miscommunication.

Jack: Yes. Because Trump just wanted him to have nice hair like Trump does.

Cristina: Ah, makes sense. Makes sense.

Jack: He wanted the hairdo that Hitler has to match his flag. The way that Trump's hair on some of those memes is the American eagle.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You know what meme I'm talking about? No, you know what meme I'm talking about?

Cristina: The American eagle.

Jack: Yeah. Trump's hair is the American eagle. You see? You see how that amazing America hairdo.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is placed on this man's head. That's all Trump wanted Hitler to do, and he sent that message. But Trump, you know, he. He only has the best words to talk to idiots. He doesn't have the best words to speak to a highly advanced scholar. So he tried his best with his very good words for dumb people to convey an important message to smart people.

Cristina: About how he should do his hair.

Jack: About how he should do his hair. But his words on a scale are quite bad.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So, you know, N*** Germany happened.

Cristina: Ah, it all makes sense.

Jack: Don't make sense. All cause time travel, of course.

Cristina: History, man. Of course.

Jack: But it's gonna happen anyways because we can't stop it.

Cristina: Cuz we're here because we're here. Yes. So Biden's gonna lose.

Jack: Yeah. We kind of need the Holocaust to happen so that we can get rid of the meteor.

Cristina: That's definitely going to happen with the meteor. Yeah.

Jack: Well, we stopped.

Cristina: Definitely did happen.

Jack: Well, we stopped the meteor.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Because the Holocaust happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And Hitler had enough resources and power to stop the meteor.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It is what it is. We don't make the rules.

Cristina: Nope. We.

Jack: Some people and I began the episode with this. To some people, Hitler is a hero.

Cristina: The people that know this truth, the.

Jack: People that know the truth that Hitler stopped the meteor thanks to Trump.

Cristina: Well, not really thanks to Trump.

Jack: Had nothing to do with Trump. I mean, kind of. He only came to power because he confused the message of raking.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Became obsessed with rakes.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then created the greatest rake ever. But then turned on people because he needed to use the machines that rake.

Cristina: Technology to destroy the meteor.

Jack: Yeah. 100%. But, like, all of this is doom.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Trump.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The meteor stopped. Humanity exists today because Trump.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We'd all be dead if it weren't for Trump.

Cristina: Time traveling Trump and time travel save the day. Okay, 100% by accident, but.

Jack: Yeah, by accident. Totally by accident. But that just continues the story of Trump disclosing secrets at random and casually helping people without even knowing how he did it.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. That sound like Trump focused. This all sounds right.

Jack: Yeah. It's right up his alley.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Quite accurate, all things considered. It sounds exactly like something Trump would do.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Say something that sounds kind of off and wrong and you're like, whatever, I'll respond to it later. Knowing you do. Somehow things got better.

Cristina: Whoa. Interesting.

Jack: Not to say the Holocaust was. Things. Was getting. Things getting better. But, like, what if we didn't have the Holocaust and the meteor did hit us?

Cristina: It has to be that situation.

Jack: It has to be that situation because that's how it plays out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So then kind of. I'm not saying Jews. What happened to Jews at that time was a good thing. It was horrible. It was absolutely awful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But perhaps necessary to stop the meteor. He needed the power in order to wield it and save the world.

Cristina: You don't think anyone else could have done that?

Jack: Not the way he. He was fighting the world and winning. He was fighting the world and winning. So that's the leader we needed to stop that meteor.

Cristina: Yes. And then he purposely lost the war because he stopped the meter.

Jack: Yeah, he stopped the meter. He's like, wars done. They said, if I don't kill anybody else. And I stopped the meteor, I'm good.

Cristina: Yes. And then he went to sleep.

Jack: He went to sleep. He immediately went to cryo stasis. And they're like, oh, my God, he killed himself. No, he. You saw him sleeping when he got brought out. You're like, oh, he's not moving.

Cristina: He has to be dead. He's.

Jack: Yeah, he has to be dead. No cryostasis.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. Brought out. And he came back a couple of years ago to meet Trump for the first time.

Cristina: Amazing.

Jack: And then he told Trump, hey, I am a great strategist.

Cristina: So where's. Like, is he still around?

Jack: Other side of the wall. Oh, the ice wall.

Cristina: Ice wall.

Jack: Yeah. He went to chill with the big dogs out there with Tupac and Michael Jackson.

Cristina: They're outside of the wall.

Jack: Yeah. Anybody who's allegedly dead and got spotted comes back to visit once in a while, but is ultimately outside of the ice wall from the other side of. Flashlight. Earth.

Cristina: That's crazy. How are they all still alive? I feel like they should be old enough. Unless they all somehow.

Jack: We have the technology and. Or adrenochrome.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So they all probably just take an adrenaline.

Jack: It's probably just all adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's gonna get his hand full with adrenochrome. Okay. Let's see.

Jack: Yep, yep, yep. And Trump wants that adrenochrome too.

Cristina: You think he deserves it? Question mark?

Jack: I don't know. He saved the world.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If anybody deserves adrenochrome, it's true.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He saved everybody.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I mean, he's also responsible for 7 million people dead, but he's responsible for 2.3 billion people alive.

Cristina: And it doesn't matter that both those deaths and aliveness are accidents.

Jack: Accidents. But thanks to him. Fair enough. Fair enough. He was just talking about his hair.

Cristina: He was just talking about his hair. Come on.

Jack: And so we can't attribute the good that happened to him intentionally or the bad. Yeah. It's mere chance. Just chance removed from it has nothing to do with him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hitler might have taken that to an extreme.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But the power was necessary in order to stop the meteor.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't know. I don't know how to feel about it. Is Hitler a good guy because he saved the world, or is he a bad guy because he only saved the world as a means to not be punished for having killed many, many, many people?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, he did save the world.

Cristina: He did save the world, but he.

Jack: Also did opt in. He had.

Cristina: In, like, comic books. Does this situation ever happen where they team up with a bad guy and they'.

Jack: Oh, happens all the time, but it's not f****** Hitler.

Cristina: I know, but, like, what do they do? Do they arrest the bad guy afterwards, or are they, like, you can go for now. Just don't do anything wrong.

Jack: The question is, is Hitler in saving as many people as he did, even if, like, he had no option? Right. So it's like, you're gonna lose even if you don't lose. We kill you either way. Yeah, but you stop the meteor, we let you slide. Right? So in that scenario, he had no option but to help. Had he had the option to help and they're like, well, you, you could let us all die, it's fine. Either or you're going with us, whatever. Would he gone out of his way to save the world, to keep himself alive? Or is he like, humanity must live? Or did he care about his people? He's like, well, there's 4 million or there's 11 million I killed, but there's 22 million. I gotta make sure stay alive, you know? Like, what's the math he's in. Is it a choice or does he feel. Feel obligated?

Cristina: Too many questions.

Jack: Yeah. Like he. Did he have a revelation? He's like, oh, wow, I can't let everybody die. What about the 22 million who believe in me?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They depend on me.

Cristina: I feel like we need a time travel to find out.

Jack: Yeah, but we're gonna f*** something up.

Cristina: Yeah, we can't time travel. But man, there are so many questions though.

Jack: We can quantum computer that b****, though.

Cristina: Oh, okay, okay.

Jack: That's what we could do. We could find out. We could add the variables we need that are necessary to figure out the truth.

Cristina: The truth of whether he really, really, really is a good guy or a bad guy.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he was definitely a bad guy.

Cristina: Yes. But like, but what was he thinking about when he was saving the world?

Jack: Exactly. Did he stop being a bad guy?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or was it like, this is for me?

Cristina: Yes. There's so many. Like, what if in that moment he was a real good guy? Like, who knows?

Jack: And when he came to meet Trevor, did he think Trump was an idiot or is he like, I should follow this guy, huh?

Cristina: Because he did meet him. He did meet Trump, but that was after the book. So was he disappointed? I bet he was disappointed because you're not supposed to be your heroes.

Jack: I bet he was disappointed.

Cristina: Everything he thought the book was about was a lie.

Jack: Yeah, he realized everything.

Cristina: He based everything off of his life was a lie.

Jack: His life was bullshit.

Cristina: Yeah. So I guess that would have been a really disappointing moment.

Jack: He looks at Trump, he meets and Trump is like, I remember that thing. Yeah, here's the original. And I mean, I guess Trump wouldn't have the original. Well, actually, Hitler kept It. Since he was a kid.

Cristina: Trump gave it to him as a child.

Jack: Trump sent it back in time. He has no idea where it was going. He just wanted Hitler to have it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is weird because he only found out. Oh, my God. Time travel. He only found out about Hitler because of what Hitler did.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So he sends back his hair thing because of how Hitler's hair was.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then Hitler confused it for.

Cristina: I feel like it still works because of the miscommunication. It doesn't break it. Like, this is a perfect loop, type of.

Jack: Yeah. But, like, where did it start?

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's always that.

Jack: But because we can. Oh, man. I guess the same thing applies with, like, starting the Holocaust in the first place. Right. Because it's like he sent it back. It only happened because he sent it back. But he only sent it back because he knew about it.

Cristina: It.

Jack: So, like, the Holocaust exists in a loop of one piece of paper about here.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, it does. Well, we're not gonna fix that problem. And we don't need to fix that problem.

Jack: We don't need to fix that problem because if we fix the problem, then we all die.

Cristina: Yeah. So it's fine.

Jack: We need the Holocaust.

Cristina: Yeah. That's horrible.

Jack: The conclusion of this episode is that the Holocaust is the best thing to happen to Earth.

Cristina: It's not. It's. The conclusion is that time travel is confusing.

Jack: Time travel is confusing, but it resulted in the Holocaust, which gave Hitler the power that then allowed us to stop the meteor that would have extinct humanity otherwise. So without Holocaust, no humans.

Cristina: Confusing.

Jack: Yep. You know, that's. I did not expect to learn the things I've learned today about. About our universe and how it works. But that's. We are where we are.

Cristina: Yeah, Hopefully. I wonder what it's like in universe 3. It can't be this crazy.

Jack: It's probably really boring.

Cristina: Yeah, please. Time travel wouldn't be a thing.

Jack: No. And they don't know anything.

Cristina: They don't know anything. I'm sure they don't know Hitler became in power.

Jack: They don't even know if that happened. Everything is faith over there.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: They don't even know if it happened. Yeah, we're talking about earlier. They're just going off of sorts. Well, they have no proof of anything. And even if they did, they question that.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I'm sure the term Holocaust denier over there. Some whole other s*** that's just like a movement of its own.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, like, we're over here like. Well, the Holocaust, factually, this and you know, it was important to save the world to some degree over there. It's like, what, Holocaust? You're sheeple. You're falling for it, man. It's like, is that worse?

Cristina: What?

Jack: I'm at least acknowledging it happened.

Cristina: Was it made out of cheese?

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: What if. No, you can't use gas machine to make cheese, can you?

Jack: I don't know. That's. I guess it's theoretically possible. Right. Because gas is just the gaseous form of any kind of solid or liquid. I suppose. Right. So if you could compress it enough to create it to make it back to solid, the only question would be, how do you turn cheese into gas? Because then you could have cheese gas and compress that cheese gas back down to cheese.

Cristina: That's a lot of work. Okay.

Jack: Innovations, technology, advancements, the superior human intelligence will allow us to create cheese gas.

Cristina: What would that be? For? What use would that be?

Jack: To eat.

Cristina: To eat the gas.

Jack: To eat the cheese that came from the cheese gas.

Cristina: But if you have the cheese, why would you need the cheese gas to make the cheese?

Jack: Well, no, if you have the cheese, you don't need the cheese gas to make the cheese.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Presumably, the gas will turn into cheese. So if you don't have cheese, but you have cheese gas, you can make cheese out of the cheese gas, but you don't need the cheese gas. If you have cheese, why would you.

Cristina: Ever not have cheese but have the cheese gas?

Jack: Maybe you're trying to get into your plane and you're not allowed to bring food. So instead you bring an empty jar, and they just see a jar with yellowish gas in it, and they open. It smells like cheese, but there's no cheese inside. So you can let your weird jar thing can go in, whatever. Then you take your jar thing, but your jar is also a cheese gas compressor. So you take your seat on the plane and you hit a button and all the gas gets compressed. Boom. Cheese pops out of your jar. Now you have cheese you can eat on your flight.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: A scenario where cheese gas is beneficial.

Cristina: That is crazy.

Jack: But practical. Okay, in that scenario.

Cristina: In that scenario, I don't know, I feel like just sneaking some cheese is easier than cheese gas.

Jack: Well, if you remember, a couple of years ago, there was a weird wave happening around here where dancing became illegal for a certain amount of time, and.

Cristina: People happens every once in a while.

Jack: Every once in a while, dance becomes illegal, you know, and then there's two people fall in love and solve the problem or whatever. Hey, I come from ballet. I'm A street dancer. It's super legal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like how are we ever gonna work together? And then they go and win a competition, the world is saved or whatever f*** happens.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So you remember that we know weird scenarios like that happen occasionally. They're really hyper specific for whatever reason.

Cristina: Like when people died from dancing.

Jack: People died from da. Exactly.

Cristina: I think that's why it was illegal for a little.

Jack: That makes a lot of sense. And I'm not sure why we didn't draw that connection before.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So was the name of the movie Step Up? Probably.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Step up or Dance to Me or some s*** like that.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: One of those films. That whole thing is due to the nuns dancing until they died. Oh, no, that's unrelated town.

Cristina: Yeah, there were dancing nuns too. I bet. But they were also meowing. But whatever. Okay. What are you talking about though?

Jack: Dancing, dancing. That's why in Step up everybody dancing was legal. Just because people died dancing. We know it's dangerous. We know dancing is dangerous.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's not legal to dance. Earth has banned dancing because deaths.

Cristina: Yeah, but now it's not legal anymore.

Jack: Isn't it?

Cristina: It was illegal, but then we saved. I mean, the couple that had the good dance move.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. And they saved the world.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But that was. I remember that was the harsh dance demic of the. Of the 20th century.

Cristina: What does it have to do with anything?

Jack: The dance Demic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where people were dying in mass because they were dancing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we had to outlaw it again.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Well, I'm just saying it was just crazy. It just reminds me of the crazy dance demic.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay.

Jack: The fact that we regularly have to outlaw dancing once in a while because.

Cristina: Every once in a while, because too.

Jack: Many people start dancing. Yeah. Too many people do it. People get reckless and they die.

Cristina: It's really. If anyone does anything and every. Like if a group forms around this one thing, it becomes a danger.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Which. Whether it's dancing or meowing or laughing or biting.

Jack: And then we gotta ban it.

Cristina: Yeah. Just for a little while until people calm down. Yeah.

Jack: That's how it goes. And that ultimately what the Holocaust is about. Now, you know you've learned about the Holocaust in this episode. Pure clarity. And as soon as this show is over and we wrap up, I'm gonna ask you to recite what you've learned today.

Cristina: I don't understand how rakes have to do comb raking.

Jack: Comb over comb. Two rake similarities. Something got lost in translation. Comb, rake. Okay, sure. Combination.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I combed the grass yeah.

Cristina: But did we make raking illegal after the Holocaust?

Jack: For a brief moment. That's why the lawns look like s*** for the next couple of years.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But then we were like, this doesn't make any f****** sense.

Cristina: As long as no one tries raking three.

Jack: Yeah. Don't know. Rake three. We banned rake three entirely. That's still illegal right now.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Rake three, Totally still illegal. Rake one and two. Totally fine. We see those everywhere. Yeah, totally fine.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: We've done two everywhere. Rake 3. You're getting excessive.

Cristina: Yes. No reason for the rake 3.

Jack: If you do have rake 3, it's going to be super monitored and you can only have one and it has to be industrial purposes only. And nobody's allowed to walk into your rake.

Cristina: Yeah, okay. Yes. That's. That's where we live right now. Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, if you guys enjoyed the facts we spoke about World War II and the Hollow Holocaust. There are many conversations in which we totally justify all of Hitler's actions and much more. Probably not. We probably don't justify it. There was an episode in which we definitely created Hitler and Friends show.

Cristina: That was you and Ryan.

Jack: Yeah, me and Ryan. So you can find that episode somewhere around here. But there's a bunch of other episodes in which Hitler's importance on the world and how he's either affected it negatively or positively, probably mostly negatively. You can find all that. All those lovely episodes with woke jacation. The real information. Don't get fake news to death. Get real news to death by us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You'll find all that on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review the show. And in your review, tell us how much you love the information we give you and if you can, let us know you listened to this episode with a Hitler emojis.

Cristina: Is that a thing?

Jack: I don't know. But, like, why isn't it? Right?

Cristina: Or Holocaust emoji. What would that be?

Jack: It's a lot. A lot of people. What do you call that little hat that the Jewish people wear?

Cristina: I know what you're talking about.

Jack: Okay. It's that hat in a furnace.

Cristina: It's horrible. There's no way that they would make an emoji. I feel like Hitler emoji would be more likely to exist than by miles. The Holocaust emoji.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you have any of those, just use either in your review.

Cristina: Okay. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. All the Holocaust deniers, you know. Tell them the truth is out there and they're just living in ignorance.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And if they want the truth, they need to listen to the Rambling Podcast, brought to you by the Just Conversation Podcast.

Cristina: This has been the Rambling Podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: No, I don't know. Because it comes from living things, right?

Jack: So do babies.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh, yes. I guess it's equal. Two babies.

Jack: Yeah. Poo and babies are the same thing.

Cristina: It's the same thing. They're made from you eating things.

Jack: Me? Oh, yeah, Totally.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: And also, this kind of confirms the fact that what happened in that south park episode is true.

Cristina: What south park episode?

Jack: Where the Pope gave birth to Bono by pooping him.

Cristina: Yep. I guess that proves poop is alive.

Jack: Poop is alive.

Cristina: I did not.

Jack: Raise it as your own.

Cristina: What? Wow. Who knew? Yep.

Jack: Poop is a living thing. Now we gotta fight for the rights of poop.

Cristina: That is so crazy.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: How?

Jack: Poo lives matter.

Cristina: And what are we gonna do with that?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: What are you supposed to do with Pooh?

Jack: I don't know. But Pooh has rights.

Cristina: To what?

Jack: To live.

Cristina: They do live.

Jack: Until we kill them by drowning them.

Cristina: They live there. They become fish.

Jack: They don't become fish.

Cristina: We don't destroy them. They just move.

Jack: We let the plants eat them.

Cristina: Yeah, that's also good.

Jack: We don't put our babies in the ground.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Elin Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

JCP 5.10 Conspiracy Beer Me & The Zoo Hypothesis

Guest Justin Scranton, host of the Conspiracy Beer Me podcast, join Jack for an in depths discussion on conspiracy theories and how it affects the culture at large. Picking apart everything from the Mandela Effect to the elitist effort of suppressing knowledge from the masses and manipulate an ever growing population. This deep dive opens a can of worms into the psychology of society and the relationship to conspiracy theories.

JCP 5.10 Conspiracy Beer Me & The Zoo Hypothesis

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Topics Discussed

  • Cult of Conspiracy Believers
  • Listening More than Talking
  • Equality or Revenge
  • Miseducating the Population
  • CIA Creating Fake News
  • Covid, Metaverse and the Matrix are Related
  • Choosing the Blue Pill
  • The Journey is the Goal
  • Skateboarding and Stand-Up Similarities
  • Lost Knowledge or Alien Tech?
  • Non-Carbon Based Life
  • Sentient Robots
  • Virtual Reality Over Base Reality
  • Underground Civilizations

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Rambling 105: Scooby Doo: The Chimera Experiment

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Unpacking what it would take to make a real Scooby Doo.

Story:
After receiving a recon mission from the Illuminati, the clone duo set out to learn about a mysterious dog named Scooby Doo. The investigation leads to a scientist performing chimera experiments in Chinese facilities, dark secrets, erased and missing documents, a conspiracy to cover up the truth about hybrid creatures and more. What’s more disturbing of all is what they discover when all the information is put together. Find out more on this episode of Just Conversation.

Rambling 105: Scooby Doo: The Chimera Experiment

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Topics Discussed

  • Scientist Juan Carlos
  • Chimera Experiment
  • Talking Animals
  • Meowth from Pokemon
  • Animal Intellect
  • Great Ape Chimera
  • Scooby’s Intellect
  • The Mystery Gang
  • Family Tree
  • Peta
  • Secret Laboratory

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Rambling 102: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories

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Was 9/11 an inside job? What was the purpose of this event and how was it orchestrated? Answers to that and more on this episode of Just Conversation!

Story
On their search for truth our clone duo finally cracks open the 9/11 case to dig deep into its history and its motivations. Following the connecting dots takes them to foreign countries and even to a reptilian plot to create emergency supplies of adrenochrome! And that’s them just getting started. What our duo discovers will alter what they thought was true and reshape their reality in ways they could have never expected!

Rambling 102: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories

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  • Israeli Spies
  • Bin Laden Tapes
  • Missiles and Holograms
  • Demolition Theory
  • Adrenochrome Drought Theory
  • Insider Trading
  • Fear Created to Legislate
  • Dummy Planes
  • Pentagon’s Missing Plane
  • Flight 93
  • 9/11 Parties

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Rambling 89: Adrenochrome Conspiracy 2: God's Fuel

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How does Adrenochrome relate to God?

Unpacking God’s relationship to the Adrenochrome Conspiracy.

Story:
Months after discovering the true use of the Adrenochrome cocktail, the clone duo have a revelation connecting the cocktail directly to God and the ever changing state of the world. Pursuing this information leads the two to an astounding fact about God, higher dimensions and the nature of human sacrifices, The Tree of Knowledge and more much. An episode that will forever change the lives of our clones. All that and more on this episode of Just Conversation.

Rambling 89: Adrenochrome Conspiracy 2: God's Fuel

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Unpacking God’s relationship to the Adrenochrome Conspiracy.

Story: Months after discovering the true use of the Adrenochrome cocktail, the clone duo have a revelation connecting the cocktail directly to God and the ever changing state of the world. Pursuing this information leads the two to an astounding fact about God, higher dimensions and the nature of human sacrifices, The Tree of Knowledge and more much. An episode that will forever change the lives of our clones. All that and more on this episode of Just Conversation.

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  • Sacrificial Fuel
  • Fear
  • The God Battery
  • Fear Sustained Reality
  • Mass Tragedies
  • Increasing Energy Usage
  • Plagues and Viruses
  • Coronavirus
  • Political Fears
  • Pending War
  • The Fear of Change
  • God’s Recovery
  • Punishing Angels
  • The Higher System

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Rambling 86: Coronavirus Conspiracy 2

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Where did this virus come from? As the virus reaches it’s peak in many countries, the reason for its spread and the initial hording of toilet paper are debated and discussed.

Story:
Hiding out on Zombie Island Theme Park, the duo reads through their “borrowed” books from the Freemasons library and they unpack the possible origins for the coronavirus outbreak plaguing society.

Rambling 86: Coronavirus Conspiracy Pt. 2

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  • Forced Vaccines
  • Stripped of Rights
  • Bioterrorism
  • Putin’s New World Order
  • Overthrowing the Crown
  • Corporate Conspiracy
  • Toilet Paper Conspiracy
  • Plague From God
  • Magic Toilet Paper
  • Spiritual Toilet Paper
  • Bird Box
  • Toilet Paper Currency
  • Big Pharma Plot

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