Rambling 175: U3 TV
/What does the war on Ukraine look like from a different perspective? Has the #MeToo movement been entirely destroyed? What trick did republicans use to overturn the abortion laws? And is climate change treated the same everywhere? The duo report on U3 events seen through the special TV connected to the wavelength!
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- Court Cases in Media
- Ukraine vs Russia War
- Climate Change
- Elon Musk
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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.
Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.
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Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.
Jack: Yes, yes. Get a listening partner and make them listen. Listen. Or I guess they'd want to listen because they're a partner, not a captive partner. I mean, I guess a partner is a second party, whoever the f*** that might be.
Cristina: So it might be a captive.
Jack: It could be a captive. You could kidnap somebody, make them listen. That's whatever.
Cristina: And they're still a partner.
Jack: We don't know what the f*** you're doing with your private time.
Cristina: But you have encouraged people to kidnap.
Jack: People to listen to. Yeah, to kidnap anybody, just make sure they listen to the show. You got to make them listen to the show, and you got to make them. You got to tell them the truth. They got cancer now, and they need to share the show in order for the cancer to be with purpose. It's always the case. It's never not been the case. Anyways, on to more pressing matters. So first, people, you can still tell us what the f*** to do with that quantum computer, because we can do it.
Cristina: Oh, yes. We need some idea. Yes.
Jack: But today. Today we're just gonna. We're just gonna talk about how interesting watching the TV that we connected to the signal being shot out of the portal to Universe three is.
Cristina: We're gonna talk about Universe Three.
Jack: Yeah. Just everything we've seen so far, man, it's crazy out there. S***'s nuts. But also, it's always unknown. Let's go from the top. They have the same.
Cristina: More. We're having the Russia thing.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Except we dealt with that quickly. Now it's just crumbs at the end. Putin begging for his life, mercy in a corner, hidden somewhere, you know, ready to take that pill or blow his brains out because they're closing in on him. We drop nukes on everything around him. Everything is toxified. He's f***** up. Tell me how. Universe 3 has only watched. They've watched everybody. Everybody's watching. A ginormous f****** country that we can all band together and easily stop. Destroy another country, a super smaller country. Whoa, yes.
Cristina: Well, they're sending their weapons, bro.
Jack: That's crazy.
Cristina: Yeah. Maybe they'll send some robots.
Jack: Yeah. I don't know. That's absolutely nuts, bro.
Cristina: That is.
Jack: How is that reality?
Cristina: Because we should. They should be doing something more.
Jack: Yeah, I guess. I don't know, man. It's f*****. That's kind of strange, though, to watch an entire planet watch, like, a genocide.
Cristina: Yes. But sometimes they just ignore.
Jack: Yeah. They're watching N*** Germany happen all over again, and they're just, like, cool.
Cristina: Mm. I don't know.
Jack: No, we're gonna. We're gonna hurt his bills. Bunch of bills. And f*** his money. Wait, wait, wait. Guys, guys. He's got guns and he's, like, shooting people with him. Yeah, but he's gonna stop because we're gonna make his pockets hurt.
Cristina: He's been more ruthless because of that.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. He's making him more desperate, and he's killing quicker.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: So they've fueled the fire as opposed to just helping nuked him.
Cristina: Oh, nuking would be the easier thing to do.
Jack: No, let's be real. They could just pop Putin in the head, and it'd be over. But he's a world leader, man. We gotta respect him. Like, bro, bring him into a UN discussion, you know? Neutral zone catches plane on the way out. As soon as it crosses an outside. As soon as it leaves the neutral zone just out of the sky. F*** that plane. Easy that s***. Easy instantly. Oh, oh. Easy. Get rid of Putin. One shot. Oh. Who's stopping him? Who's. Who's what?
Cristina: I don't know. He's probably hiding somewhere, though. No traveling.
Jack: UN meeting, I guess. He wouldn't go to a UN meeting right now. He knows he's done some sketchy s***.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Is Russia in the un?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Because that's an interesting question, right? Like, if he.
Cristina: If that meeting me.
Jack: Yeah. It's like, you can't do s*** to him because it's a neutral zone, you know? That's particularly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love if that were the case. The UN Human Rights Council consists of 47 members based in Geneva. Russia joined the body in January. Russia just joined the United nations and then attacked.
Cristina: Well.
Jack: Oh, man. We let the new guy in, and he just, like, shot. He shot Bob, bro. Steve just rolled in. We're like, steve, you're in the club. And then Steve just pulled out a gun and shot Bob, who's been in the club for a while. Whoa.
Cristina: Yes. Because he wasn't accepting that other club, the NATO club.
Jack: Oh, s***. Right, right, right, right.
Cristina: There's mad clubs happening. He wants to be part of all of them.
Jack: He wants to be part of all the clubs. And he's.
Cristina: Although, I don't know.
Jack: But he's not fighting NATO in this scenario. He's fight. He. I don't f****** know what he's doing. But he's not. It's not about NATO. He's not fighting NATO. I mean, it's about NATO, but he's not fighting NATO.
Cristina: No, but it is about NATO.
Jack: He's just as f****** some other country.
Cristina: Because they were thinking about joining NATO.
Jack: Yeah. And they're like, don't you dare. No, look, that's real. That's real. Come on. It doesn't matter how much s*** anybody talks. He's got a point there.
Cristina: Like, all right, but now all the other countries around him want to join NATO.
Jack: Yeah, Back. Plan backfired. Plan backfired so hard because his. His move was. I think this thing is consistent regardless of which Putin we're talking, which is, you guys are on top of me. You all have nukes, and you can back each other up. I am one f****** country. My. My homies, they're a bunch of dirt countries. And then some f****** Asians way the h*** over there. Like, bro, maybe poor Hapsa. You guys don't f****** just push further into my territory. And then we're like, man, f*** you, Russia. We don't care about your opinions and s***, bro, we do what we want. And it's like, bro, we do something American. Yeah. H*** yeah, we do what we want, America. Except Illuminati is not Marika or what the. I guess it's global. I guess technically we're on Russia's side, too. I guess, because we're not on anybody's side.
Cristina: No. D*** Illuminati's not anyone's. I don't know, but it's very American.
Jack: This comes always back to Hitler. Because it's just my curiosity, but does that mean that we've. We were technically not against Hitler? Like, the Illuminati was on board. Not on board, but they were neutral on.
Cristina: They were probably neutral.
Jack: They're like, yeah, I guess a bunch of Jews are dying, but, like, we're not on the Jew side either, so what the f***? We just.
Cristina: Because they're just protecting us from inside here, right?
Jack: They're just protecting information. The truth. Illuminati is all about truth, man. I mean, let's be real. We. We have our own share of huge death tolls.
Cristina: Not human.
Jack: I Think, dude, I've killed a couple of humans.
Cristina: Are you sure?
Jack: Yeah, bro. When we hacked the robots and detonated a bunch of them in the war zone with Ish. We were hacking robots and attacking people because that. That's how we do. However many people got lost in the brief war after I sparked the roach people, like, come on, there's a couple of humans who are dead and it's totally my fault.
Cristina: Not compared to the deaths of the other things.
Jack: No. I've definitely like directly gotten rid of like entire civilizations. That's problematic. And I put enough about Universe One, bro. People don't need to know my. What do they call it? My dirty laundry.
Cristina: But whatever we did to Universe Two, that's the biggest loss we've ever had of death.
Jack: Holy s***. Yeah. Because we killed approximately 8 billion humans.
Cristina: Yes. Or whatever they were. Because they were lizard people coming back and forth. So we have no real clue what was really living there. I mean, we assuming maybe people, but.
Jack: No, we went through there and saw humans.
Cristina: We did.
Jack: Yeah. We had to go to Universe 2 and then travel to Mars where the Reptilians were they. They were in the center of the Earth.
Cristina: Okay. Yes.
Jack: And in Mars.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: And their portals at the center of the Earth.
Cristina: We somehow squeezed Mars out of the portal.
Jack: No, no, no, no. We use reverse technology with the help of the subhuman. So that instead of something within, it shot something and caught something outside. We didn't squeeze it in, we just shot a beam that sort of caught the thing and sent it where we needed it.
Cristina: Well, beam like one of the portal.
Jack: We just use a portal thing. We rigged the portal.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Just make a mini version of it and then took Mars. It's thinking about logistics here. Like. Like, look, I don't. Don't think about it. Don't think about it too hard. We stole a planet.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Was using some technology. And how. What was inside the technology? Well, I. And then we use that thing that came with. And then I. And here we go. This underwear gnome logic, you know?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: All I know is. All I know is we needed planet did something and now we have the planet problem solved.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yeah. Does it matter what the middle stuff is if the conclusion we need got there? I guess it doesn't really matter. I mean, it would be probably helpful because whatever technology that was, who knows the astounding applications that could benefit.
Cristina: It's not related to all of humanity.
Jack: For all of ever.
Cristina: I mean, those pyramids that do things.
Jack: But we don't have any of it. So I don't know.
Cristina: You don't know.
Jack: Just think of all the applications of something that could move anything of any size, anywhere you want. What?
Cristina: That's crazy.
Jack: But also, who the f*** cares? Point is, we got a planet, but yo, we could change all of life. Can you imagine if people, somewhere in a country that's hard to get supply, like Ukraine. How many people need supply?
Cristina: Why are we using this to get to where we need to go to with the Cacos?
Jack: Because we don't have like, what are we going to do? We're getting wrecked over there. We already sent s*** over there.
Cristina: Oh, oh yeah, they disappeared. Okay.
Jack: Yeah. And also we're bringing something to a location of our choosing, but we're not over there. We don't know what the f*** is happening over there. That's the problem. And send the whole planet a fleet of people just to get caught again?
Cristina: Yeah, I guess. A horrible idea.
Jack: Yeah. We need to be prepared. We need something that can handle godlike entities. And there's a bunch of evolutionary gods, clouds and s*** like that. Stars, blah, blah, blah. I guess the clouds aren't gods, but there is a God hidden amongst them. Yes, and, but also that's small potatoes. We just need him to talk to the big kahunas. Like stars and s***. Yes, because cat, people don't like the stars, bro. Because they're imprisoning the stars. Yeah, they're imprisoning the stars.
Cristina: Okay. Yes they are. Yes they are.
Jack: Yeah. Anyways, anyways, back to that television that we have that randomly streams s*** from Universe 3. Court. A bunch of court stuff. Crazy court stuff everywhere, all the time. I guess two big court things happening.
Cristina: There's two.
Jack: Yes, huge ones, equal importance. Both of them life changing, colossal things. Yeah, the first one is that they're reversing abortion. Okay, Whoa, dude, no more abortion. Also. Ha ha ha ha ha. You guys did this one to yourself by forcing people to legislate vaccine mandates. And then the precedent of forcing somebody to do something with their body, that got set there, which we all f****** warned you about. If you support pro choice, please think clearly before you force the government to legislate forcing people to do something with their body. Because the smart people, the people who are much smarter than you are gonna use it very well. And so they did.
Cristina: They did.
Jack: And they did. They're like, oh, so we are allowed to force people to do. Because we wrote into law the, the left democratic movement has forced us to do this. So now that we can legally force people to do s*** with their body, let's get rid of that s*** over there. That stops us from doing that. These are. It's an oxymoron. They're conf. They're mutually exclusive. You can't have both laws. The one that says you get to protect your body and the one who says people can force you to do s*** with your body. No, because you. You got to keep the newest one because that's the current state of society. Right. And the other one is old. Roe v. Wade. Oh, so old. Get rid of that s***. We just legislated the one that says we can make you do s*** with your body. And so congratulations, you guys got what you wanted.
Cristina: You should have. You should be doing what we're doing. Although it's very complicated. What are we doing of just keeping the babies alive outside the mom.
Jack: Yeah. Thank you, China.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Yeah, you guys are stupid. Universe. F****** Universe three's dumb, bro. That's crazy. That's crazy, bro. We just created an overpowered army with all the tossed away Chinese females.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And we made an army.
Cristina: No more baby murder.
Jack: No more baby murder.
Cristina: And now questioning whether that's a morally good or bad thing. Yeah, this is very weird.
Jack: A hundred percent. It's a dumb argument. Of course you're killing babies like it's okay to kill babies. I'm not saying it's not okay to kill babies. Kill all the babies. It's fine. We don't feed half the babies. A bunch of babies everywhere starving and you're ignoring them. So f*** it. Kill the baby in her stomach too. Who gives a s***, bro? You're not supposed to. You don't give a f*** about dead babies. If you did, you'd own nothing. You'd be some f****** hermit who every penny that he makes, hand delivers it to African countries so that those kids could f****** eat and not die. But you're not doing that because the luxury of your home and that TV that you don't need to survive and the Internet that you love so much, talk s*** on. And all your subscriptions, your Netflixes and Hulu's and your PlayStation plus and you got cable television, you got HBO, bro. Amazon prime, some banging a** shows, bro. Maybe it's got Apple TV because they've been pushing their. You got Spotify. You don't want commercials. You just paid for Spotify commercials. But also that little kid just died because you didn't take him the food. Because you needed the money for your Netflix, bro. So you don't give a about that babies. Kill all the babies. It doesn't matter. Dude, they said we f****** choosing a place to murder babies at. That one was born, he could die. But this one who hasn't been born. No, no, no. It's like, f*** it, dude, kill all the babies. I don't care. I don't care. It's just dumb.
Cristina: It is dumb.
Jack: It's so dumb. Of course it's murder. This is a stupid f****** argument. The argument isn't if you are killing a baby. No, you're f****** killing a baby. The argument is, is it okay?
Cristina: Is it okay?
Jack: Like, yes, it's f****** okay to kill babies. There's a f*** ton of babies dying everywhere. Yes, it's okay to kill babies. Just call it what it is. It is murder. But also, I'm not necessarily against murder. I mean, I'm probably a bad judge.
Cristina: You're pro murder?
Jack: I am pro murder, bro. I've destroyed entire planets. But, you know, they got this so easy. They have the technology. This is crazy. Going back to talking about the fact that we just can watch these people. They don't not have the technology to do what we're doing. They have the technology to do what we're doing.
Cristina: They just don't want to use it.
Jack: Yeah, because also, I guess. I guess the main idea of Universe 3 is that they don't just question everything, but everything comes down to like some moral f****** thing. And the question then becomes, is it moral to grow humans this way? Oh, ethical. The ethics of growing a baby in.
Cristina: A tube against their worse than murdering babies?
Jack: H*** no.
Cristina: What a weird question. I mean, they can't agree on murdering babies or not, if that's a good. If that's moral or not. Like, they're never gonna get to solve that other one.
Jack: If killing babies is moral, what the f***?
Cristina: I don't know. It's crazy. Yeah, well, but what's the second thing?
Jack: The second thing in the news of equal importance?
Cristina: Equal.
Jack: Oh, my God. This is crazy, bro. Well, let me go back to a very long time ago when there was a boy, okay, who lived in a castle. And people had seen him casually here and there, but nobody's ever spoken to him or been up close. They just knew that castle up.
Cristina: Are you talking?
Jack: Is this real? He's the son of a builder. A builder who lives up there in that castle. And the people of the town knew. Very quiet, pleasant town. The only creepy thing about the town is that one castle with that guy in it. And so one day, girl. A girl, I think. I think that's how it goes. One day, girl goes into the castle.
Cristina: Is this related to the. What's happening?
Jack: Okay, one day the girl goes into the castle, or the kid comes out of the castle. I don't. I think he actually comes out of the castle and gets lost in the town or something. And then they. They see he's actually really kind hearted, albeit probably not human and bit of a freak. And he tells them, my name is Edward. And they're like, what? And it's like, yeah, I live in that castle up there. And they're like, so you, like, glisten when the light hits you?
Cristina: I'm so confused.
Jack: And it's like, nah, you're thinking about a different Edward. What's your last name then? It's Scissorhands. I bet that's his last name. What's his last name?
Cristina: Whatever. The guy who made him, his last name would be his last name. Geppetto Frankenstein. Dr. Frankenstein.
Jack: Okay, hold up. Let's take two quick steps back right now.
Cristina: That's a. Yes, that is Frankenstein story. He's made out of parts.
Jack: What's Frankenstein's first name? We know it's Dr. Frankenstein. Is Frankenstein's first name Geppetto.
Cristina: Where do you get this name Geppetto from?
Jack: You know who Chappetto is?
Cristina: No.
Jack: Who's Pinocchio's father?
Cristina: Chappetto.
Jack: Geppetto. Okay, wait, that's wrong. We just looked it up. Geppetto. Geppetto is his name, but he doesn't have a last name. It's completely possible his last name is Frankenstein and we're looking at the same.
Cristina: Guy or his father who inspired him or something.
Jack: Yeah, maybe.
Cristina: Like, who's his inspiration? Who came first, Geppetto or Victor Frankenstein?
Jack: It's Victor Frankenstein. That's his father.
Cristina: No, I'm saying, like, which of these stories came first?
Jack: Oh, well, because Frankenstein exists in black and white, I'm going to assume that's older.
Cristina: Oh, okay, so he came first, then Geppetto, and then whoever made Edward Scissorhands. Yes, because they're all somehow related.
Jack: Yeah, look, it's a family of people who just make stuff and each one of them has this obsession with creating the next human. The next human.
Cristina: And like, what are these humans, though? Are they like androids?
Jack: Okay, okay, so Frankenstein is not. He is just a person who happens to be. It's like the idea of, oh, he's an amalgamation of a bunch of different body parts. That doesn't change the fact that he's functioning off of one brain. Like, it's one guy. It's some random Dude, I don't know who he was, but it's one dude. And he reanimated his dead brain, which means he's still just a guy with most of his brain functions dead because. Because death does that to the brain.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So it's like a super mentally challenged because of brain damage guy. That's all Frankenstein is. He's just a person.
Cristina: He's just a brain because he stitched.
Jack: Together other parts of. But also this doctor's a f****** genius for attaching this. And somehow the body not rejecting it.
Cristina: Like, it's crazy because, yeah, it's like a bunch of dead body parts. Were they at least fresh dead body parts?
Jack: I'm hoping. It would make no sense.
Cristina: It would make no sense.
Jack: It would make no sense. Now, Pinocchio. Pinocchio is not an Android. He's just a puppet. He's. He's magic. It's sentient puppet. Oh, yeah.
Cristina: Magic wood.
Jack: Yeah, I guess it's a puppet. This is sentient puppet. That had nothing to do with anything. He didn't. He. I don't know, he did some dark arts or some s***. Gave life to the thing. He's like, Satan, if you do anything, do this. Who, Geppetto?
Cristina: Geppetto found him though, I thought.
Jack: Didn't carve him.
Cristina: Well, yes, but I don't know. I guess, right? He just carved the puppet.
Jack: He carved the puppet.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: And then he summoned Lucifer and Lucifer then gave him. He was like, I want something to be alive. It's like, what do you want to be alive? That chair. He's like, I guess. But now what's something more practical? Your phone. You always chill with your phone. It's like, yeah, you right, but I don't. My phone. That'd be annoying. Sentient phone always talking back to me and s***. What about the door? Yeah, but you leave your house alone, you spend a lot of time. You can't talk to your door. What if you know? Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Cristina: I don't know. I shoot the door. It was a freak people out.
Jack: That's interesting. What if the door started turning? Like the front door? I want the front door to my house to be sent in. But that doesn't mean anything because look, what if this is. What's the name of that movie with Brendan Fraser and he got wishes, Bedazzled.
Cristina: The Devil. I don't know.
Jack: Yeah, that movie.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So that movie. And he. So you get the wishes and you're like, I want my door to Be sentient. And then the devil's like, done. Then you're like, alright, cool. But then you. It's still a f****** door. There's no sudden mouth or an ability for it to start, like how it's made of wood. So you're aware it's sentient, but also nothing changes in your life other than the weird creepy awareness that it's feeling and hear. It doesn't hear, really. It's sentient in a way we cannot comprehend.
Cristina: So we just know. It's.
Jack: How do, like, exactly Think of how difficult this is. So it's like, yes, wish granted. Door stays the same to you. It's aware now it's here. Does it know who you are? Well, it can't really hear your voice. You're more of a vibration to it.
Cristina: What would be the point of this? I don't understand.
Jack: I don't know. You said you wanted the door, so this is.
Cristina: This is the reality to make it talk, to let the door talk. Now that has consciousness, what will it say?
Jack: Okay, so you got seven wishes. First one is the door needs to be sentient. Okay. Wish complete. Wish number two, it has to be able to talk. All right, how are we gonna accomplish this? It has to be a sort of ethereal voice coming from the direction of the door, but telepathically to some degree, right? Yeah.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Okay, so nobody ever sees the door talk because you'd have to change the structure of the door door to give it a mouth.
Cristina: Bro, what if we do that?
Jack: What will it be like? The mail hole? No. The mail hole. Where you throw mail in?
Cristina: Yeah. Oh, that would be so annoying because you just. Yeah, you'll be hearing that all the time.
Jack: But now it's talking and it has.
Cristina: Like a mouth or whatever, but it's not saying anything.
Jack: No, when it talks, it would move that.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: You said you wanted it to talk.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So it could use that to talk.
Cristina: Okay. What would it sound like? That'd be kind of scary. I don't know.
Jack: So that's two ishes down. You got it to talk. You got a talking door?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: It's sentient and it's talking. I guess you don't need the other five wishes.
Cristina: What? Why not?
Jack: You got it done. You got a talking door. I don't know what the f*** you need a talking door for.
Cristina: I don't remember.
Jack: Geppetto is a boss. He animated a puppy he could chill with. Bro, you got a stupid f****** door. Good job.
Cristina: Give the door eyes and a nose.
Jack: Yes. Fill a f****** Door.
Cristina: It will scare people, right? I guess I was gonna.
Jack: A lot of the time you won't even notice. I guess you're not there for any of it.
Cristina: Mm. Mm.
Jack: Super useless wish.
Cristina: I'll get a camera. I'll invite people to the house with the ring.
Jack: You can watch them with your ring camera.
Cristina: Yes. But I'll never actually look at Dora piece. It's probably horrifying.
Jack: Definitely. But anyhow, Geppetto brought that puppet back. Geppetto Frankenstein. Son of Victor Frankenstein.
Cristina: And then.
Jack: Mr. Scissors or whatever the f***. His name is Edward Scissorhands.
Cristina: No, he's not.
Jack: The guy who made Edward Scissorhands is the person who he's the father of.
Cristina: He didn't even have a name. It was just the. He was just referred to as the inventor.
Jack: The inventor?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Was his name inventor? Frankenstein?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: So Victor Geppetto and inventor from the Frankenstein lineage.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Yeah. Checks out. Anyway.
Cristina: What is Edward Scissorhand? He's an Android. He's made up.
Jack: Look, he's complicated. He might. Because it doesn't.
Cristina: Because I know he couldn't finish his hands, but what is the rest of his body made out of?
Jack: Yeah, this is what's nuts, right? Because if the. No, here's. Here's the biggest problem.
Cristina: He wasn't using human bodies.
Jack: Here's the biggest part of the problem. Nothing is ever explained. We know he was made. That's it.
Cristina: I think they show us in the beginning, though.
Jack: Puppets. That doesn't like one does not equate. He had. He's invented things. We know he's invented things. So how the f*** did you make a per. Yeah, well, not even. Because the problem is we don't know how this is a functioning. Like, I could tell you how a puppet works, and then if it's animated. Well, whatever. It's moving the same way a human moves. How the f*** are we moving without strings? That's what's making the puppet move. Okay, it checks out. But what the f*** is Edward Scissorhands made of?
Cristina: What is he made of? Is he made out of humans?
Jack: I don't think he's made out of humans. He's just like a weird thing. It's. It's strange. It's, you know, underwear gnomes. That's what it is. I need.
Cristina: You know, I think he's like Pinocchio, though. Like, he's just made out of things and then.
Jack: No, Pinocchio is obviously made of something. You could. We could tell he's made out of Wood. And then literal magic made him happen by thinking Edward.
Cristina: I said Noren Scissorhand is made out of magic somehow.
Jack: We don't know that. There's zero mention of any of that. That's a total assumption. There's nothing hinting towards magic. He was made in a lab, but.
Cristina: In the lab, the lab just had stuff.
Jack: Yes, because they didn't show us what he did to make Edward. We have no idea what the process was.
Cristina: What.
Jack: Even the fact that he was gonna carve him hands. It's like, out of what?
Cristina: Did he carve his face? Did he carve other parts of his body?
Jack: Yeah, like, I guess. I guess he made all of it. But how?
Cristina: What science is he using?
Jack: Yeah, it's weird. It's a other thing. He figured something out.
Cristina: He's an Android. Cyborg, maybe.
Jack: Is he electronic?
Cristina: He might be. We don't know what's inside him physically inside. Like, they don't take him to the doctors to check up on what's going on in there.
Jack: Does he get stabbed or cut at some point? Does he get shot? Maybe. I don't know.
Cristina: I think. Did he bleed?
Jack: I think he bleeds, right?
Cristina: He. Was it real blood?
Jack: This is my point.
Cristina: Like, was it oil?
Jack: If he bleeds blood, could you check it for DNA? Does he have DNA?
Cristina: Does he.
Jack: Did this guy f******, like rip a hole and take some s*** out of the gate or something?
Cristina: I think the point of his scissor hands is that most of his body was made out of crap. And then he like, put things in places. Like maybe once upon a time, he didn't have a human head. He had a head, but it wasn't human. And then he replaced it with something like his body. Like Pinocchio, kind of. But like, say you just take out one thing at a time and replace it with something else somehow. I don't know how. Magic underwear gnome magic underwear gnome magic? Yeah, because, like, how do you explain the hands? Because he was gonna get real hands. Or not real hands, but hands that he made somehow. So the rest of his body must have been made the way the hands were made that aren't human hands, but they look human.
Jack: Why must the rest of his body be made the way his hands are?
Cristina: Because why would that be the only thing? Not why would that be the only thing? I guess.
Jack: No, I'm not saying it's the only thing, but I'm also not saying the rest of his body is definitely made that way. There could be different processes for everything.
Cristina: But there could also be why Are his hand scissors? Like, what kind of weird substitute hands are those?
Jack: There could be different processes for everything, but there could be just be, like. Well, the body, brain and heart regions are one thing, but then, like, legs, arms, hands, that kind of are another thing. So it could like. I don't know. There's nothing. He showed. They give us nothing. We don't know. Yeah, yeah, we know. Zero.
Cristina: No. Zero. Except that he was gonna get some hands.
Jack: He was gonna get some hands. What were they made from? Or what were they gonna be made from? Couldn't tell you.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Does it make sense?
Cristina: Me?
Jack: Maybe.
Cristina: Maybe.
Jack: Don't know. Couldn't tell you. But what can I tell you?
Cristina: What?
Jack: He was played by Johnny Depp, and Johnny Depp is in court. Ooh, full circle.
Cristina: I forgot about that.
Jack: Oh, yeah. There was a point here. The point is that we were talking about things in court. Court stuff.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Jack: And the first one. The first one is that the lefty screwed themselves over. They made something legal that they didn't want, and now it's being used against them. And now they're kind of like a bunch of sissies. It's like, why did you do this in the first place? This is dumb. Yeah. Bested by the smarter guy, who's an a******, by the way, because what the f***? They're gonna let all the other kids die anyways? Why are you stopping them from killing the babies inside them? Let them kill the babies inside them. Kill all the babies inside them.
Cristina: S***.
Jack: You should force them to kill babies. Let's start forcing women to kill all the babies.
Cristina: That's crazy.
Jack: Not even. No, we gotta force all the women to have the kids and then send all the kids to starving country so they die that way. That's the right way to do it. That's the good old Republican way. But the other thing in court is Johnny Depp, AKA Edward Scissorhands, all you know him from. He's never done anything else of significance or importance. And so that man is in court for beating the s*** out of his girlfriend. Allegedly. Which turned out to be totally wrong. With proof. And then she turned out to be the abusive one, beating the s*** out of him factually. And now was like the third or fourth case of somebody who, in an attempt to. Me too. Somebody.
Cristina: Failed.
Jack: Failed with proof. Thank you for setting the precedent. Kevin Spacey.
Cristina: The crazy part about that was that he would not do another Pirates of a Caribbean movie for, what was it? A bunch of money and some llamas. Who came up with the Llamas.
Jack: Maybe he said something like that and.
Cristina: He was quoting him.
Jack: Yeah, I think he was quoting him.
Cristina: Oh, okay. The llamas. Like, maybe it would be amazing if Disney did offer him some llamas.
Jack: Look, okay, first of all, maybe Johnny Depp f****** loves llamas. Like, he does his jam, bro. Like, like that's so much his jam. He has llama jam. Ew, d***, bro. He goes in on llama. He's got llama T shirts, llama jeans. He's got llama brand name, s*** and s*** made from llamas.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: Llama hair gel, bro. The brand llama made with llama. Oh, just llama. Everything has pet llamas who are his friends. His wife is the llama that he casually f****, but he's also into the llama from the field, so he kind of just f**** that llama too. He loves llamas. But okay, following your point, what if Disney was like, hey, you remember that thing you said that you wouldn't do this for what is a 2 million llamas? So you wouldn't do this for a hundred thousand dollars. For a hundred million dollars and a million llamas or some s*** like that. So what if Disney hits him up and he's like, yo, hundred million dollars for you to do another Pirates of the Caribbean. Hundred million dollars. Think of how much money that is. F****** great. But also, and this can sound a little crazy, but you know, we heard you're into it. We'll give you a hundred million llamas.
Cristina: Hundred milli Llamas. And he's like, I cannot never get a billion llamas.
Jack: How, bro? Right, because you need to. The. The llama. The logistical nightmare of making this llama thing happen because he can go as high as he wants. No, that's not enough llamas. It's not enough llamas. You got to offer me more llamas. A hundred million llamas? Is that all you got? That's all you got? 100 million llamas?
Cristina: They need him for those movies.
Jack: They need him.
Cristina: They need to sacrifice all the llamas. You gotta capture all the llamas around.
Jack: The world and breed all the llamas. Yeah. Breed all the llamas.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: D***. There's gonna be a llama sanctuary with the exclusive purpose of breeding llamas for Johnny Depp.
Cristina: Yes. Just to get him in another pirates movie.
Jack: Yeah. Holy s***.
Cristina: That's crazy. That's the craziest thing from the trial. Besides that, he thinks his wife pooped the Bed.
Jack: What the f*** is wrong with people in this universe, bruh?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: How are you just, like, taking a s*** on Johnny Depp's bed?
Cristina: I do not want to believe that story. I just. Yes, they have small dogs, but what if the dog was sick? Maybe the dog pooped. Maybe it did a human sized poop. I know it's a small doggy and it does small doggie poops. But what if it was just a bad day?
Jack: Right? You've been watching this whole f****** universe 3 s***. Like it's been a soap opera or some s***, haven't you?
Cristina: No, just. Well, I guess that specifically. Yeah, I've actually stopped watching it. The last thing is probably the poop.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: And, oh, I guess the psychology stuff, like Amber has some diagnosis that may or may not be true because the lady's biased because she was hired by Johnny Depp's team in the first place.
Jack: Interesting. Interesting. Anyways, Johnny Depp is innocent by most standards.
Cristina: By most.
Jack: Yeah, he. He has anger problems.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But healthy ways to deal with them. He never takes it out on a person.
Cristina: No. He just takes it on everything around the person.
Jack: So much money, he could get rid of all his s*** if you want to. So he just breaks. Just break s***?
Cristina: Yeah. I would be scared, though. I don't know. I wouldn't want.
Jack: He's never hurt anybody. Never hurt anybody.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Gets angry, breaks it to not hurt people.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Great way of dealing with it.
Cristina: That's a way of dealing with it.
Jack: His lady does not. No, she takes it out on people. And the bed.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Took a huge dookie on the bed.
Cristina: We don't know that. We don't know that.
Jack: Look, unless the neighbor came in and s*** on his bed, it was her. Why do you think that a human sized poop was on his bed?
Cristina: A big poop. He could be exaggerating.
Jack: No, no, no, no, no. You've seen animal s***. It'd be hard to confuse animal s*** for human s*** or vice versa. There's a distinct difference. There's no way he looked at the bed and was like, maybe it's dog s***. That never crosses f****** mind. When even you. You walk into the room, you look at it, you will instantaneously know that's human s***. There's no doubt in your mind. You won't. You won't question s***. You'll look at it, glance. You don't have to look straight at it. You'll glance by it and be like, I just saw human s***. It's that for sure.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And like. Yeah. No, he didn't walk in and get confused. Oh my God. What a trivial situation. Only one human is in this house. So where did this questionable poop come from? No, she's f****** s*** on the bed. I don't know why she s*** on my bed, but she s*** on my bed.
Cristina: Who does that? Why?
Jack: Apparently she does.
Cristina: Doesn't matter how angry you are. I don't understand. That's weird. Was she hoping that he would sleep on it?
Jack: I don't know. I think that's like. And putting it on your neighbor's door. Like the door. The door. The porch. Not putting it on their porch.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: And hoping like the step on it or lighting a bag. I'm fine. And try to light it off and step on the dog or whatever the f***.
Cristina: I think it's something like that.
Jack: I think it's the same idea. It's a declarative statement of you. So she's kind of like a dog and she's a female. I guess we could call her a b****.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Checks out. We can easily call her a b****. Like a female dog.
Cristina: Like female dog.
Jack: Like an untrained female dog. Like female dogs tend to be more trained than she is. I've never had a dog s*** my bed. That b**** did it. D***. Oh my God. Bruh.
Cristina: Oh my God.
Jack: Yeah, so that's the news. That's not news, that's just court related things.
Cristina: Yeah. Is there more on the news? It was just Russia.
Jack: Russia and the apocalypse of heat.
Cristina: The heat?
Jack: Yeah, the heat. Pocalypse. There's no more heat. Everything is gone.
Cristina: Every day is winter in universe three.
Jack: It sounds like it. Yeah.
Cristina: There's no more heat.
Jack: Yeah, it's. So basically all our years are in sync with all the universes. So it's like whatever day it's here, it's there. And whatever time it's here, it's there.
Cristina: Do they have the same groundhog problem?
Jack: How do you mean?
Cristina: Like their magical groundhog is dead.
Jack: They don't have a magical groundhog.
Cristina: Oh, no, they just have some. They would have a groundhog and it would be dead.
Jack: Yeah, they just have a dead groundhog. It's just dead.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: But also they're kind of dumb. It's probably died many times.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And they just replace him and forget he died.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: The end.
Cristina: That's the story, I guess. And he lives forever.
Jack: Yeah. Where was I going?
Cristina: Where are you going? Something about the heat.
Jack: Oh, yeah. The heat is.
Cristina: There's no more heat.
Jack: There's no More heat. So over there's the same time of the year that it is over here. Except over here, we're entering summer.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: It's still kind of winter for them in May. Yeah.
Cristina: That's crazy.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. It's really. They f***** it up, bro.
Cristina: It's over for them.
Jack: Yeah. Like, we f***** it up, but, you know, we just threw some bots to suck that s*** out of the air. Now we're good. They're f***** again. They have the technology. The question is, is it not? Is it profitable? In this case? They still worry about that, too. Everything must be. Everything must be profit. They don't care about humanity.
Cristina: Is there anything worth taking, though? Like, if they're gonna end soon anyways? Is there anything worth getting from over there?
Jack: Interesting. They're Bibles. Yes. If there's any textual difference, we would know. We could. Maybe it'd be useful.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: Into understanding what we have over here better.
Cristina: Okay. Because it's very complicated over here.
Jack: And their technology. I wonder if there's some tech that we don't have that they do. Yeah, because we have a s*** ton that they don't.
Cristina: Like the hologram city in China.
Jack: What?
Cristina: You don't remember that this part of the world is gonna be ending? I think the Illuminati is gonna fake the end of the world. Or some group is gonna fake the end of the world with a holographic. Jesus.
Jack: Yeah, Yeah, I remember.
Cristina: So they were practicing with a holographic city.
Jack: Ah, yes. The conspiracies that humans have come up with. I bet there's some pretty sweet ones out there. We should definitely look into New Age conspiracies. It's always fun to see what people think our job really is.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And then make a guess about. And then, like, include us in that. Every random s***.
Cristina: Random.
Jack: It'll be like, you know, Jay Z did a sign or whatever. He's Illuminati. It's like. No, he's.
Cristina: The colors. That's new Dog wore to the football game. He obviously knew about the Russia conflict before it happened or something.
Jack: Yeah, he was.
Cristina: He was on the side. I don't know what side, though. Whoever side he's supposed to be on. Is he Illuminati? I don't know.
Jack: I don't know. But everybody is, according to society, part of the Illumina. That's why we're vocal. So that you guys know, because you guys are dumb. Everybody's dumb, especially university. But maybe they got. Maybe they got some tech as their planet slowly goes.
Cristina: Look, tech and books.
Jack: They got a couple of years. They got maybe, like 50 years. Maybe we could accelerate what's happening. Take the stuff sooner.
Cristina: Maybe we could try to help them.
Jack: We could, I guess. Yeah, that works too.
Cristina: You rather just take their stuff?
Jack: No, no, it's fine. It's fine. We could save them or whatever.
Cristina: I don't know. Because they'll blame us either way.
Jack: They're gonna be dead in one of those.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They're not gonna be around to blame anybody. Also, it's their fault.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: We're just helping them. We should get there quicker.
Cristina: Yeah. I mean, let's not. We should help them.
Jack: We should help them. Yeah. Okay. Fair. Yeah, that's fine. So it's okay. It doesn't bother me at all.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We're gonna save the people who argue about whether babies are dead or alive. If you fry their brain. This is such a weird f****** argument. If they're inside, they're dead or not alive. And if they're out of now, they're alive side, Brown, bro. What? Come on, bro. Johnny Depp would be so sad. It's court things. All court things are related, right? Is that how it works?
Cristina: What does Johnny Depp know about it? What side is he on?
Jack: He's on the side of babies die.
Cristina: He's pro baby death, though.
Jack: I think most of us are. I think most of us are. It's just conditional. It's like, am I okay if a baby dies outside of somebody's stomach? Well, I'm a Republican. I'm only okay if they die outside of the belly. Belly. But if I'm a Democrat, then I'm okay if they die in the belly. But they can't die out of the belly. That's the only difference between a Democrat and a Republican, Right? Republicans like babies to die breathing. They're breathing their own air. Not through their mom. Just get out of the body and then go f****** die. While the Democrats are like, no, just f****** die if you're born. Well, good job you f****** made it, bro. Because we said you can die, and we. Anybody has a right to f****** kill you before you're born. But look, you're out here now, so now we'll do anything to keep you alive. Lucky you. Think of all the f****** we let die. You're special, buddy. It could have been you. So that's the only difference. One is if we say birth is the middle point.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Republican is let him die after, and Democrat is let them die before the end. But they can't. They. You can't have the other. Right. So if you're a Republican, the baby can only die after he's born. We will protect that child until they're born, though.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But if you're Democrat, we f****** kill them all. F****** try to try to murder them. The more we can murder, the better. But those who slip out, well, you're here now. We can't. We're gonna help you. You're one of us. You're one of the born. Okay, the unborn. F*** the unborn. But the born. We support all the born.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And the Republicans? Oh, you know, Father. F*** the born. F*** the born. God only cares about the unborn. Okay, we stick by the unborn. But all you born.
Cristina: What does God want with unborn babies?
Jack: Well, he wants them to be born.
Cristina: Okay. But he doesn't care about what happens to them afterwards.
Jack: No. Because he needs born people to grow up and then die. He needs dead people, period.
Cristina: Oh, yes, he does.
Jack: It's for blood.
Cristina: Oh, of course. It goes back. The left loves blood.
Jack: On the flip side, I don't know if. I don't know if Universe 3 has that going on.
Cristina: Don't know the need for blood because.
Jack: They don't even know if their God is real. He might not be. I don't know. Or maybe he is. But why is he hiding?
Cristina: Isn't he hiding over here?
Jack: I guess we just really good at knowing he's there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So we just. I don't know. But they have all our same s***. Have they not found them?
Cristina: Maybe someone has and they're just not telling anyone else. They're like, this information is too much for anyone.
Jack: It was the Pope.
Cristina: It was the Pope. Yes, he knows. And he's like, nope.
Jack: I wonder if all the popes are in contact with God.
Cristina: What? Nah.
Jack: Yeah, that's their s***.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Popes and God.
Cristina: I don't know. Popes and Gods. I don't know. Popes are rapey. Are they? They're probably the same.
Jack: That's who.
Cristina: As the other rapey church people.
Jack: Yes, I guess. Priests. And what are the name of the Hebrew people? The rabbi. Rabbis are kind of rapey.
Cristina: Who's not rapey?
Jack: Who's not rapey? I wonder if pastors are rapey.
Cristina: Probably.
Jack: You think? Oh, fair enough. Look, this is what I'll say.
Cristina: Any group of people has at least one rapist.
Jack: Has a lot. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Like, hey, I am pro. Save all the children that are starving. Like. Like, you know what? I'm pro life in the most literal sense. I Want all the kids alive, in stomach or out of stomach, and they need to be treated well. But, like, when nobody's looking. What? What? Say that. Say it again, bro.
Cristina: What did you say?
Jack: Nobody's looking. I slide in one of them.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: What? Hold up, hold up, bro. So you dedicated every penny you've ever made, your mega billionaire, and you went out of your way to give everybody everything they need so that all the babies survive. And then you. You solved. You solved world hunger.
Cristina: Who are you talking about?
Jack: I don't know. Some random guy. Oh, you solved world hunger.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And now no kids are dying of hunger. And you say you solved AIDS just so that the kids wouldn't die. And then you did what? Well, after I saved the kids, I slid, so even. You. You megahero. You're out here f****** kids. I bet Elon Musk has f***** a kid or two. Who's stopping him? He's super rich. Who's stopping him? He's so rich, he'll pay anybody off. You'll be like, well, I guess that kid stayed f*****.
Cristina: Oh, that's awful.
Jack: D***. How close was he with Epstein? He has so much money, he can hide all of it easily.
Cristina: Hide all the kids?
Jack: Yeah, he probably bought most of the kids before that island got raided. They're on Musk Island. Who's stomping him? The cops showed up, and they're like, there's a million dollars in that room over there. If I just happen to walk away, maybe I know the code and I can say the numbers as I continue to walk in this direction.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Who knows? I could just go to jail right now and your life stay the f****** same. And at that moment, that cop was like, nah, maybe I'm okay with rape.
Cristina: Awful. Awful.
Jack: Look, you could make anybody okay with raping a child with enough money, you don't have to rape the child yourself.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: But somebody can pay you enough money for you to be like, well, I know there's other kids out there getting raped that I can't do anything about except in this scenario. I know, but I don't say anything, and I'm $5 million richer. Like, there's a f*** ton of kids getting raped this second as I'm saying this. How many kids get. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, okay. So we did the math here.
Cristina: Look, it's complicated. It's a lot.
Jack: It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. So this is. No, it can't be every second, bro. That means all the kids I think.
Cristina: We did it wrong.
Jack: We did some wrong math because it's not possible that there's that many kids getting raped every second. There can't be 1.3 million children getting raped every second.
Cristina: No, I think we did something wrong.
Jack: We had to do something wrong every second. No, no, no way, dude.
Cristina: Well, we'll explain the math we use anyway to get this number even though.
Jack: Well, there's. There's 1.3 billion adult adolescents, so teenagers in the world. And the percentage of them that get touched or raped or something along those in a year is about 20 million.
Cristina: 20 million in a year?
Jack: In a year.
Cristina: There's no way in the second is how high.
Jack: It's one. No, it couldn't be one. It couldn't be. I guess, I guess that would be like a kid, like 13 kids per second.
Cristina: 13 kids per second.
Jack: I don't know. I don't know. The math is wrong. Let's fix this real quick. Okay. This is way less dark. Still f*****. But every two seconds, one kid is raped. That's the right math. Every two seconds, one kid is raped. Which means there's 30 kids raped per sec per minute.
Cristina: That's ridiculous. But not as bad as 1.3 million children. Three child being raped.
Jack: All the kids at the same time. We have 20 seconds before every teenager currently existing. Every teenager currently existing is raped. G******. Okay, definitely not a funny topic. But every two seconds a kid gets raped.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And like they. Elon Musk just offered you $5 million to ignore the one kid you see him walking away with. And you know he's gonna rape that kid cuz you caught him. You're like, you. You got Rape island, don't you? And you're like, yeah, you caught me. But there's $5 million over there that says you ignore this one child the way you do the other f****** 20 million that are going to get raped this year.
Cristina: That's so horrible. That's so horrible.
Jack: I mean, the things we block out are crazy, right? The amount of murders that go unsolved, it's like 97%. It's some crazy absurd number. And the amount of crimes that even make it into the news, less than 1% of all crimes. You can't show that to the public consistently.
Cristina: That's ridiculous.
Jack: People would panic. So you only show them the ones you're likely to solve. And then once you've solved them, it creates the illusion of security. This is a dynamic that is designed intentionally to maintain the public in check and make sure that they don't spaz.
Cristina: Out in fear of everything and steal toilet paper.
Jack: Exactly. We saw that people are stupid and do s*** like that. So knowing this, the world kind of has this agreement of let's show things that support that we're great and fine.
Cristina: Mm. Except in Florida, where they just share everything.
Jack: Yeah. But hella murders, hella rapes, wars everywhere of all kinds. Just random s*** happening, crazy diseases other than the one that they aimed at. And we're like, oh, my God, we're so horrified. There's worse s*** out there killing way more people. Great. Fantastic. All of it is hidden from us, including the 20 million kids that get raped every year. Every two seconds is one of them, Elon Musk says, Here you go, $5 million. Look the other way. So you can just look the other way. That's just a number. That's just a number. You could save that one kid and go live the same life you've been living.
Cristina: What if you like that life?
Jack: That's fine. Would it be better with $5 million?
Cristina: Probably.
Jack: And what difference does it make to you? Other than knowing? I guess.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: If he had, like, a little X ray thing, like the. The Men in Black thing, and then you mind cleared, I don't know what happened. You're like, hey, yes, but zap me with that thing you got.
Cristina: He probably has that thing.
Jack: He probably has a thing. He'll invent that s*** just to be in the clear. But also, if anybody could just walk on a stage and be like, I f*** kids, it's probably Elon Musk, because, what, you think he would get canceled? You think you cancel a guy that rich? What are you canceling? Wouldn't stop buying your cars. Yeah, but I have a rocket company, and nobody's gonna stop by my rockets. Otherwise, we don't go anywhere.
Cristina: We can steal that technology.
Jack: Who's gonna make it? What money? What funding? No. Nobody is abandoning Elon Musk. He could show us a cave of dead puppies. No, just every week he takes another one, snaps its neck and just throws it in there. Just. Just fun. I just like killing puppies. I'm f****** Elon Musk, b****.
Cristina: Awful. Everything. No.
Jack: Who's stopping him? Well, we're gonna cancel Elon Musk. Okay. How do we do this? Well. Well, he owns Twitter, so we can't. We can't really cancel him there. So what else is there? Well, he has a car company, and, like, we. Well, we need clean air. We can't just cancel the electric car company, so we can't really cancel that. Okay. Great. Okay, so you can't cancel his Twitter, and you can't cancel. You can't boycott his product. We can cancel his basics, rocket like s***. But then we. I guess we just stop technologically if we do that one.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And, like, if we stay in one planet species, we're like. We're probably gonna go extinct.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So we kind of need to just, you know, let. Let him do that, too.
Cristina: No.
Jack: What can you do to Eli? He's the most important man in the world.
Cristina: You clone him and get rid of the original.
Jack: Yes, but that guy isn't gonna be the same him. He's him because of his experiences.
Cristina: Well, he has the same experience you just took out. The one part of needing to rape kids. But besides that, he's exactly the same Elon Musk in every way. That one thing. Unless that one thing is how, like, without that one thing, he just can't do the same things.
Jack: Can you imagine? Can. Oh, my God, bro. You're telling me that the possibility that the only reason he's so ambitious and so genius and so innovative is because the power of child rape?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But look, look. Why is it that rich people do this? Is that the source of their power? We've had this conversation before. Something about rich people and children f****** goes together.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Now, my question is, is it because they are rich that they believe they're untouchable and thus f*** children? Or does f****** children make them rich and untouchable? The chicken or the egg?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Is it like, I just f***** the kid? I guess I'm invincible?
Cristina: But they can also just scare the children. Or sometimes they just want the children's blood, and it's just weird.
Jack: Well, that happens over here. I don't know if that's happening over there.
Cristina: Oh, but it's just weird. Okay, then just all of it's weird. I don't know.
Jack: You know what's interesting? Does Universe Three have a child rape problem? We do. Universe f****** One does. For. For sure. For sure.
Cristina: For sure.
Jack: But, like, I haven't heard or seen anything about that, probably.
Cristina: I'm sure they do. They just don't talk about it.
Jack: Or they question it. Like, it doesn't even. Like, does it happen? It doesn't happen. Yes, it does. It totally does. Where's your proof? I don't have any, but I know it does. I bet they do that all day long.
Cristina: They do that about everything.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That's. That's the theme of Universe 3.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: Yeah. Anyways. Running out of time. But That's. I guess we didn't really touch on a lot of the stuff. The problem is that it opens so many doors to conversation because of how weird the things that happen are.
Cristina: You're talking about in universe one.
Jack: Universe Three.
Cristina: Sorry. Yeah. Three.
Jack: Yeah. This is just a weird universe. A lot of questioning, a lot of doubting.
Cristina: We talked about three things that were happening there.
Jack: What were the three things? Edward Scissorhands. No. Roe v. Wade. Johnny Depp. And the war in Ukraine. That.
Cristina: Oh, and the world's ending because of climate.
Jack: Oh, that's four things.
Cristina: Yeah, that's four things.
Jack: Okay, that's four things. That's four things. So, yeah, we feel. I mean, I guess. Yeah. See, there's some stuff. Some stuff. We'll catch up to this as well.
Cristina: Somehow ended our children being raped. I don't know if that related to their world or our world or what.
Jack: Look, the point of that really is that we are just really bothered by the amount of child rape that exists. There's a lot. And look, look to any. Anybody listening, like, don't f****** rape your kids, bro. Don't. Okay, look, maybe I rephrase. I phrase that wrongly. Don't rape anybody's kids.
Cristina: Yes, but usually it's most likely that you do it to someone you know, though, so it is probably a good.
Jack: Thing to say, hey, yeah, look, don't rape your kids. Don't rape your nieces or nephews. Don't rape strangers. Children. Look, don't rape children. Let's. Let's. Everybody, look, I know that you guys in universe three can hear me if you guys got this problem, and us here in this universe definitely got this problem. But look, just. Just as a rule of thumb, maybe we come together. Right, but not with the kids. You don't come with the kids. You see where I'm getting at? Together, but not with the kids.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: We just. We just don't come with the kids.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Right. Like that sounds right.
Cristina: Yeah. So wrong, but yes.
Jack: Yeah. I mean, I got to put it in the language that they know, right? You know, you. You can't. You can't be. Oh, that's naughty. You don't do the naughty. Not with the little. No, no, just a big, big. Because, like, bro. Like, come on, bro.
Cristina: Yes. It's ridiculous and sad.
Jack: That's f*****. Anyways, look, you guys can find out how we discovered about Universe 3 in the first place. And that one time that we talked about it, we discovered university and we talked about universities, so you could find that. I think one of Those is actually called Universe Tree. And yeah, so you guys can check all that stuff out and find other episodes kind of on anything you'd want on the official website, greatthoughts.info on Apple podcast, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.
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Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, raid and review.
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Jack: Yeah. It's important that you tell people this. What if I. Every. Every sentence I said had a question mark at the end. It's important that you tell people this.
Cristina: Has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.
Jack: Bye.
Cristina: Did you hear what Donald Trump said about Ukraine?
Jack: What did Donald Trump say about that?
Cristina: The whole situation.
Jack: He thinks it's the. The Russians are really good and big and it's the best country in the world. And Putin's a real nice guy. And there's. He's super nice. He. Great man. Great man.
Cristina: So close. So close. He said that this is the problem of the windmills. The windmills are the problems.
Jack: He did not do it.
Cristina: He said it in an interview. I have the quotes never happened.
Speaker C: And we did talk about it. I mean, he definitely wanted Ukraine loved Ukraine would never have happened. What do you see happening next then? Because it seems like the tensions are high. What. How does this all end? Is this going to be like a long term thing?
Jack: How do you see it unfold?
Speaker C: Well, and I said this a long time ago, if this happens, we are playing right into their hands. Green energy. The windmills, they don't work. They're too expensive. They kill all the birds, they ruin your landscapes. And yet the environmentalists love the windmills. And I've been preaching this for years. The windmills and I had them way down. But the windmills are the most expensive energy you can have and they don't work. And by the way, they last a period of 10 years and by the time they start rusting and rotting all over the place, nobody ever takes them down. They just go onto the next piece of prairie or land and destroy that. It's incredible that they want, but other forms of green energy they don't have.
Jack: Bravo. Bravo. Yes.
Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.
