Rambling 297: Most Likely Apocalypse

In a world rife with uncertainty and chaos, the concept of the apocalypse has been a recurring theme throughout human history. From biblical tales of Noah's Ark to modern-day fears of viral outbreaks, the notion of an impending end has captured our imagination and shaped our beliefs. In this week's episode, we dive into the absurdity of apocalyptic predictions and explore the myriad ways in which humans interpret the idea of the end. Our hosts, Jack and Cristina, embark on a rambling journey that questions the very fabric of our understanding of apocalypses. They ponder whether multiple apocalypses could occur without us even noticing, drawing parallels between historical accounts and contemporary fears. With a playful yet thought-provoking tone, they dissect the narratives that have been passed down through generations, questioning their validity and relevance in today's society. One of the standout moments in the episode is the discussion surrounding the Great Flood, a story that has been interpreted in countless ways across different cultures. Jack argues that if the flood was indeed a historical event, it may have been localized, leading those who experienced it to believe they were the last survivors on Earth. This perspective invites listeners to reconsider the stories they’ve been told and challenge the narratives that shape their beliefs. The conversation takes a fascinating turn as they explore the role of government in societal collapse. Cristina suggests that the most likely apocalypse could stem from a viral outbreak, one that might be inadvertently released by those in power. This theory resonates with recent global events and raises critical questions about trust, control, and the lengths to which authorities will go to maintain order. As the episode unfolds, listeners are encouraged to reflect on their own beliefs and the absurdity of trying to predict the future. Jack and Cristina emphasize that while we may never know the exact nature of an apocalypse, the discussions surrounding it reveal much about human behavior and our desire for understanding in an unpredictable world. Join us for this engaging and thought-provoking episode that challenges conventional thinking about the apocalypse. Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, there’s something for everyone in this lively exploration of humanity's most baffling ideas. Tune in now and share your thoughts on what you believe the future holds!

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Topics Discussed

  • The Great Flood and its implications
  • The role of government in potential apocalyptic scenarios
  • Predictions from Nostradamus and the Simpsons
  • The concept of multiple apocalypses
  • The absurdity of our understanding of reality

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Rambling 297: Most Likely Apocalypse Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised. Jack: Going live in 5, 4. Cristina: What does live mean? Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack. Cristina: And I'm your host, Cristina. Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And as always, we're going to do that today. Now, last week, we went on a crazy rampage trying to ground. To do our job. To do our job. We're trying to do our job. And so we did that. But I had other plans at the beginning, and we never got to that. So this week, we're definitely going to get to it. Now, the world goes crazy randomly. Time repeats and events repeat. And people think the world is ending all the time. Cristina: Yes. Jack: Recently even did an episode about the apocalypse and which one we thought was. Was more likely. Cristina: Mm. Jack: Because the apocalypse is coming. We're here to tell you the apocalypse is coming. I'm sure that if it repeats, then. Cristina: It'S never coming because we'll always have a period where we're like, the apocalypse is coming. Jack: But what if doesn't come? What if. What if multiple apocalypses happen? Cristina: Wouldn't we have noticed? Jack: Well, no, we. We're alive after it. Let's just think about it. Let's just use the Bible as an example. The Great Flood killed almost everybody. It was one family left that was on the ark. Allegedly. According to the story, they then repopulated Earth. That was the apocalypse. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Now there's evidence of a great flood. And there's a lot of stories to talk about the same moment from different points of view of the ark. Obviously, it's a mythological story that probably holds no real bearing, but that was the apocalypse. Cristina: What about the last one? That was supposed to happen. That didn't happen. Jack: Well, no, there's probably a bunch of. It's gonna happen and doesn't. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And then some actual apocalypses. Like the apocalypse has happened and we're here after the apocalypse happened. Oh, and we're gonna have an apocalypse. We see our apocalypse isn't. There's. There's not the apocalypse. Instead, I believe what we should be saying is an apocalypse. Cristina: Apocalypse. Jack: Yeah. There's an apocalypse coming. Cristina: Okay. But has nothing to do with what anyone's talking about. Jack: Well, that's what. That would be my next point. Right. Maybe somebody's figured it out. Like, there's a lot of random ideas. Somebody's got to figure it out. Right. Cristina: I don't. I guess. Like, you mean like just randomly. Jack: Not randomly. Maybe somebody really like it's everybody piecing whatever they can together in whatever way makes most sense to them. All religions and sciences do all the same thing. Cristina: Because were they talking about it before it happened? And with the flooding, where people like, an apocalypse is coming. It's going to be zombies, it's going to be war. It's going to be. Jack: I do believe. Cristina: And then it ended up being water. Jack: I think. Cristina: I think. Jack: Well, yeah, think about it. They. He was literally telling people according to the story, which means somebody was telling people there were announcements of a flood coming, but some people were believing it and some people weren't. Let's say that the. The. Cristina: But were other people spreading other stor. Stories of like, no, there is an apocalypse coming, but it's not water, it's fire. Jack: What would me. I don't know. Cristina: Whatever. Jack: Why? Cristina: Because that's what's happening now. I'm saying, like, there's not one person saying one thing and then everyone's what, believing it or not believing it? Oh, I'm sure a million things. Jack: No, I'm sure. I'm sure there was a billion different things happening at the same time. Maybe some thought it was the flood coming. Some people thought maybe the. Whatever civilization was over the hill was gonna come and kill them all or pillage them all or. Cristina: Mm. Jack: And that that was gonna be the end. Some people thought, no God is gonna come take us all literally. Cristina: I think people still think that, though. Yeah. Yeah. Jack: But I think that's the case. I think that maybe there were multiple apocalypses. And I think people. There were people that believed many different apocalypses were gonna happen, but only one. Cristina: Is the real one. Jack: Only one is a real one. It's like religion, the apocalypse. I mean, I guess. No, I guess you're the same. I guess it's the same thing. Religion and the apocalypse are the same thing. You can't have a religion without the ap. Cristina: Why? Jack: Because then what would it be? Right? Like. Or not. Let me correct that. That's wrong statement. 00:05:00 Jack: You can't have heaven without the apocalypse because everybody is gonna go get punished and the ending for everybody's coming, and one day there's gonna be nothing. Unless, I guess, no, you can fix that problem. You could say that Earth is indefinite, but everybody will one day die and transition to heaven. That means that Earth can go on indefinitely and that heaven will still exist. So never mind. You. That's also a lie of a statement that I made. Cristina: Okay. Jack: But you kind of. It's like all religions, or most have an apocalypse scenario. The World is ending is part of it. Cristina: But you think one of them have it, right? Jack: One of them might. I'm not saying one of them do. I'm saying one of them might. Cristina: Okay. Because someone might have came up with. Jack: Yeah, there's too many. There's over, what, 8 billion of us trying to figure it out. Everybody has an idea of what's right and what's wrong and how it kind of works. And like, I'm sure enough of us have enough pieces that maybe we've talked collectively. You know, that seven degrees of separation where everybody kind of knows each other indirectly somehow. The one person who needs to know the thing knows the thing, and he has all the parts and he knows it. Cristina: I don't know if he needs to know anything. I think it's just random chance that you'll just know. Say the thing you think that it is and it's right. Like it's just. Jack: But you don't think somebody figured it out? Cristina: I don't. I don't know. It could be just by accident. It could equally be either or. Jack: How if it's hyper specific. That's crazy. Cristina: It could be either or. Jack: Oh, my God. Were you the one who showed me that thing? That, that. That phrase. Not the phrase, the quote of the guy saying that we are. Yeah, it was you. That we are the. Cristina: The monkeys that end up writing Shakespeare. Jack: Yeah. Earth is. We're an infinite number of monkeys that continue to breed and make more monkeys. And we literally already wrote. Cristina: Right. Shakespeare. Jack: We already wrote Shakespeare. Cristina: Yes, that's exactly the apocalypse. It's just. It's just random chance that the one person will have the right answer, but no one's gonna believe them because we're all trying. We're all saying something different and we. Jack: All want to believe our thing. Yes, whatever. You're not special. You couldn't figure it out before me. Cristina: So it's gonna happen. Sure. But I don't know if it's because he really, truly figured out. I mean, he could have, but it doesn't really make a difference. It's just gonna happen. It's. It has to happen that someone is gonna have it right, whether they really thought about it or not. Because time. Jack: No. Well, the apocalypse is gonna happen regardless. But who got it right and how did they get it right? I think. I think if it's really specific, they could get it right. But then there's that argument of, like, absolute random chance and, like, I don't know. But also I think. I think it's purposeful and random. At the same time, if that makes sense. Like, Hamlet was not written by accident. The person who wrote it did it with intent. Now, within the universe, it seems completely random. Cristina: Okay. Jack: But it's our scale. It seems intentional. And that brings up a weird question about reality. You know, size and, like, what looks intentional and what doesn't. Cristina: Mm. Jack: Because I guess if you zoom out far enough. Total random tangent here. But if you zoom out far enough, human behavior might look absolutely random. It's chaotic and I guess. And if you just back up enough, we just randomly kill each other, go into war and around our peace with each other at random moments and just. We're just crazy. But up close it makes sense. Cristina: Yes. Jack: I guess this applies logically to everything. Yeah. Same thing happens with, like, outer space. Right. You. You look at anything, it's like, oh, space is just chaos and random. But you zoom into an atomic level. This atom is responding to that atom simply because it was moving in this direction. And everything reacts that way. There's a. You could predict how it's going to go simply based on understanding it at a granular level. And you think unrelated. That was just an unrelated tangent. Cristina: That's what made me think of. It's not that someone will come up with an answer. Jack: I mean, somebody might. Cristina: That's just gonna be in the Simpsons episode. Jack: Here's the problem. Simpsons do a lot of random crap, so it always looks like they're predicting junk. But I think the problem there is the Simpsons have this. How do you call it? You know, these people who. Not pro. I guess it's a prophet. What is Nostradamus. He's like a fortune teller, right? Cristina: Who? Jack: Nostradamus, the dude who has a book. Who predicted a bunch of crap in the future. Cristina: Oh, yeah. I guess. Jack: And like, oh, my God. So much of it came true. And it comes down to, like, you. Cristina: Know, if you're just. Jack: You've had thousands of predictions, Homie. Cristina: Yeah. Like a few of them eventually 00:10:00 Cristina: will be true. Yeah. Jack: And the Simpsons has how many seasons they've been around for how long? Cristina: How many are wrong versus how many are right? Jack: Yeah. How many episodes go by that you couldn't say they predicted something for before something happens that you say they predicted something for? Cristina: Yes. Jack: You know, and it's like they're cherry picking. Cristina: Yeah. Like, if you saw the actual dicks of all of that. Jack: Yeah. It's such an infinitely small amount of things they got right versus things they got wrong. Cristina: But they still probably will come up with it. Jack: Yeah. And I'm sure That somebody's gonna be like, the Simpsons, you know, they called it, but it's like they've explored every idea there's. Cristina: Exactly. Yeah. They probably explored every different type of apocalypse. Jack: Yeah, a hundred percent. How many different ways has that world ended? And then it happens over here. Oh, my God. The Simpsons predicted it would be a chemical plant. Oh, my God. The Simpsons predicted it would be aliens. It's like, what? Cristina: That doesn't make sense. Jack: That doesn't make sense. That does not make sense at all. Cristina: But that's what's going to happen. I guess they'll figure it out. Or we'll think that they figured it out, even though they didn't figure it out because they're just, like, making stuff. Jack: Up as they go. Pretty much, yes. Okay, so then my question is, how do we predict the apocalypse? And then in knowing how we predict the apocalypse, we can identify who would already know. Cristina: You think someone already knows? Jack: I think somebody must already know. If somebody can know, somebody does know. If somebody can know, somebody does know. We'll go with that assumption. Cristina: And you think we could figure out who knows? Jack: Well, we can figure out. We can try to get as close as possible, but beforehand, we got to figure out. The two assumptions we're going with right now are one, if it can be done, if it can be known, somebody knows. Two, it can be known. So we just have to prove how, though. We have to move forward with those two ideas right now. Cristina: How do you prove how? Jack: Well, we got to figure out how we could. How we're going to predict the future, how we're going to tell which apocalypse. I guess the idea is not when we were having the apocalypse episode, we were having a conversation about what we would do and just kind of theoretically, what's more likely. Right now, we're just going to totally weigh out which one is going to happen or not. We weren't deciding which one was more likely, but rather what were the possibilities. Now, knowing the possibilities will just figure out which one is most likely. Cristina: How. Jack: I think, for example, we can easily exclude robots. Cristina: Why? Jack: Because I don't think we're anywhere. I. We're wrong about what AI is inherently. We're just wrong about what AI is. We're calling it artificial intelligence, but there's no intelligence there. It's googling. And even when it's not googling, Even when it's not googling, it's just sort of reacting off of the information that it was trained on to begin with, which is to use all the information and simply organize it, it's imitating, it's not originating. It's never creating its own thought. There's no intelligence. It's not even learning it really. It's just spitting things out. And imagine keyword searches, okay. And this is answers that, this answers that, this answers that. Let me put those together and give all the important parts from all of it. Which I guess is also kind of like intelligence works to some degree, but because I guess that's what we do. Cristina: But it's not coming up with anything new. Jack: It's not going to come up with anything new. It would never make up its own thing. It would be impossible. It would have to always rely on imitation. And for it to be true, intelligence would need the ability to originate a. Cristina: Thought, which so far, no. Jack: So far, no. I think like the computers taking over, realistically, might not be soon or at least the soonest we. What we'd be discussing right now is which is the soonest, most likely. Cristina: Zombies. No. I don't know. Jack: We get. We've gotten pretty close with some pharmaceutical things, but it doesn't seem, I think definitely viral is up there getting sick. Cristina: Getting in some type of way. Jack: Yes. I don't know if zombies. I think we'd quickly just nuke that city and get that done with. We've got too much media making us paranoid and we're going to be like, now solve that one. Cristina: Okay. We're going to do Resident Evil. Jack: Yeah, probably. We just get rid of it. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: So definitely not that I think viral. Yes. 00:15:00 Jack: No, I think no zombies for sure. Cristina: No aliens for sure. Jack: No aliens. It wouldn't like really, it wouldn't make sense. Why aliens wouldn't need to interact with us for what. Cristina: And if people swear they are, if. Jack: You can try, I mean, they can study us. That makes sense. We're a different creature. But they don't have to speak with us. They don't need to talk with our leader like none of that bullshit. And it does. They don't need to destroy our planet or take over it or anything. Whatever resource exists here exists in abundance everywhere else in space. And the fact that they can clear the distance of space means that their technology is so exaggeratedly overpowered they can make the resource they're missing. So they don't need anything from us. They don't have any reason. Studying us would be the most important thing. And other than that, like, why are. Cristina: They still studying us? How long does selling us take? Jack: Well, there's creep. We evolve, we change. We keep studying animals even after we know them. Okay, science is science. You, you're never fully informed. You're only closer than you were before, and that's as close as you can get. But. So I don't think they're gonna end the world though. If anything, they're helping preserve us from meteors and that could end us. Okay, you know, they're out there. Why has nothing hit us in so long that has just reset the clock? Well, they're out there somewhere, just like keep that planet safe. It's fine. They're just creatures developing. Cristina: That's possible. Okay? Jack: Possible. We never see them because we can't mess with any of that. But they're out there just protecting Earth. Yeah, aliens everywhere. Just. They're not even out there. He's got robots doing it. Cristina: Robots. Jack: They got robots destroying stuff. No aliens, no AI, no zombies. Definite disease. Seems high, but I think. You know what it's gonna be. The possibility to me is that it's gonna be a government created attempt to scare the people that gets out of control. Because they're trying to control the people again. Maybe the people losing control. And the government wants to hold its grip on society because of whatever the h***. Cristina: They're gonna scare us. Jack: Trying to scare us with a real thing they made. Well, only, you know, you gotta crack some eggs to make an omelette. And then that omelette gets out of control. Cristina: But it's the people or the thing that they use to scare the people. Jack: They were using the thing to scare the people, to get the people back under control. Cristina: And then the thing. Jack: Yeah, think Covid. But it goes way rogue. Okay, so the government makes the thing, releases it on the people with an attempt to. Oh, we're gonna put new rules and lockdowns and this and that. We're gonna get our laws back in our side. And then it even goes out of control that the government can't control it. Cristina: And it could be just a thing like. Jack: Yeah, it could just be virus. Yeah. It turns out to be way more contagious than they thought. Okay, that seems likely to me from all of it. Cristina: Is that your final answer though? Jack: Well, that's just one thing. I've discussed. What other apocalypses could happen. I think that's definitely high on this. Until we discuss something that stands out a little more. Cristina: The government is deciding it. Jack: No, they weren't deciding on the apocalypse. The government was simply trying to scare the people with something like Covid. Cristina: Okay. Jack: They happen to turn out way more contagious and starts killing people or mutates really quickly out of Their control. Cristina: But. Jack: I think that's possible. But like, what else is there? That's not them plotting the apocalypse. This is the apocalypse by chance happening because they're stupid. Cristina: Would you think they try to. Like, what would plotting the apocalypse look like for them? Jack: The government tries to plot. Okay, fair enough. This would have to be a scenario in which they have all the resources they need and can live without the peasants, essentially. And so rich people would need to interact with the government. And then that's the. You know, those are all the elites, politicians and rich people, and they somehow work together to set, settle, let's say, you know, get Mars up and running and we'll abandon Earth and all of the people, and they'll have no leadership and they'll kill each other down there. We'll just come back in like two, 300 years after we've killed each other. Reclaim Earth. Cristina: What? Jack: That's the situation which I think the apocalypse is all leadership suddenly leaving with all of the important information and resources. Cristina: I don't know if they can do that, but that sounds crazy. Jack: Yeah, I don't think they can either. I think there's enough of us that we would just keep going, figure it out. Cristina: We can figure it out. Maybe they take the resources somehow, but I don't know what that would mean. Jack: Well, not even the resources. It's more of informational hierarchy. If the president left, and so did the Secretary 00:20:00 Jack: of Defense, and so did the vice president and all the senators and all the mayors and all the congress people and all the judges. Cristina: That's a lot of people. Jack: If they all left, if they all left, everybody with some higher status, all of them, the world, in the world, all in one time, who's gonna take charge? Cristina: I don't know. Jack: Death is gonna happen f****** everywhere. Cristina: Everybody wants it, so people are just gonna be fighting for it. Jack: Who's enforcing the law? Cristina: Mm. Jack: Who's making the law? Who's gonna punish you? Cristina: Yeah. Jack: I think if elites leave chaos. Cristina: Okay, that's. Jack: Oh, right. We never think about it, but easy. So they set up up there. They decide, okay, keep sending resources, survival things. Get it going. So it's independent and we. Literal paradise. We've made away from these people. Cristina: But then they want to come back. Jack: After we've killed ourselves and died out here, then they could easily reclaim Earth without a struggle and have even more resources. An absolute paradise. Plus all the technology and crap that. Cristina: Was left behind, we'd still be here. There'd be still people on the planet. They'd just be more dangerous. Jack: Yeah, I think we'd eventually end up back in order. There'll be a lot of murders at first and it would be chaos and it would just settle again. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Most of us. Cristina: They wouldn't be able to like communicate with what's left of us or something. Jack: No. They would just immediately get off. We're like. Those guys are aliens. Cristina: Huh? Wouldn't we think they're aliens? We would. Jack: They come from outer space. We don't know. We've never seen them. Those are people who live on Mars. They're Martians. They're claiming they're human, but they're Martians. They came from Mars. Cristina: That's crazy. No, no, no. Jack: It wouldn't cause an apocalypse that feels like the ending. It would look crazy. It would be a nuts period in time. The Earth just kind of quickly went into absolute chaos. But I don't think it would be apocalyptic. I don't think it would end. I think many most people would still be alive. Cristina: But you think if there is an apocalypse, the government are the people that would know that it was coming? Jack: I think only if they are responsible for it. Cristina: Oh. Jack: Which would be the same as a nuclear apocalypse. That's government's fully aware. So viral. It was probably the government trying to take control. That was what that was. Covet was. Cristina: Okay. Jack: That's covert. Was. It's American government facilities testing on viruses in China. Cristina: Were they trying to attack. They weren't trying to attack China or anything. Jack: What the h*** they were doing or why this. These people were always saying are the enemy. We're always working with. Cristina: If you're working with them. And they. Yes, we do swear they are the enemy. Jack: People are idiots. They'll believe whatever they're told. Those people are bad. Oh. But winning trades. Cristina: Something's not right. Jack: Something's not right. Yeah. No. They're always good. They're always bad. Cristina: They're always bad. Jack: Oh yeah. So definitely like nuclear apocalypse or viral outbreaks seem high for them knowing. Cristina: But nuclear. Who would even. Jack: And that's a total destruction situation. Cristina: Yeah. No one really wants that. Jack: But if it happened the governments would know. Cristina: Mmm. I guess. Yeah. Jack: You know, because everybody would start firing at everybody. The country that knows it's going down is gonna launch in every direction it had aimed. Because f*** you guys that knew and didn't stop them. And then every one of those countries are gonna do the same thing. It's a chain reaction. Cristina: I think everyone's just gonna. Jack: Everybody. I think if a single nuke goes out, all the nukes go out. Cristina: No, I Hope not. Jack: That's why they're called deterrence. Nuclear deterrent. You're not going to use it because they're going to use it too. Cristina: But once someone does, that's it. That's really it. Jack: A single one. Everybody uses it. That's the problem. That's actually the premise of Fallout, I believe. Cristina: Does someone used it? Jack: Someone use it? I think the world is affected, not just the United States. Cristina: I wish we knew more. Jack: Yeah, but that. Those are my. The government knows scenarios. Cristina: I think the government knows. Jack: So you think it's one of those two? No. There's an apocalypse. Could be other things. Maybe religious people are right. Maybe it's gonna be a religious apocalypse. Cristina: That one's a tough one because it's always like. I don't know. To them the world is always worse or it's getting worse. It's just bad people are immoral. They're monsters. It's like, are they. 00:25:00 Cristina: Has things changed? Is there more horrible people than there were? Jack: Well, no, but let's assume that the ending of the story is right. Even if it getting worse isn't. Then there's still an apocalypse. But then which religion. Which religion is right? Jesus is gonna come back. Everybody. Cristina: Because we're American. He is coming back. Jack: Everybody. Everybody. Over and most apocalypses have that happen. Some kind of a war. Most narratives are some kind of. Cristina: We're not even part of the war. Jack: At least not in the Bible. Cristina: I don't think so. Jack: I think. Cristina: You think there is a story. Jack: I think it's either Norse mythology or Greek mythology. The narrative is that one side uses the souls of the dead to fill their army out or some crap like that. I don't know if it's either one of those two. I know some religions. Cristina: What about the humans? The humans are used or. No. Are they just in the middle of it? Jack: The humans who are alive? Cristina: Yeah. Jack: No. Everybody would die. Cristina: Everyone would die. And then our souls are part of the fight. Jack: Yeah. This. The. Basically the. Whether you've died or not, once the apocalypse begins, eventually you're just going to die. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Because plot. And then you're going to be. You're going to join one side or the other, whatever. Cristina: I don't know. That doesn't make sense to me either because. What about all the people who don't want to choose a side? Jack: No. You force them to a side. It doesn't matter which. Yeah. I don't know why it makes sense as a story, but let's say that's right, then. Okay. Cristina: I don't know, it's just hard to imagine that, like, we're all told there's evil and good and you gotta fight for one and everyone's gonna really be. Jack: Easily choose, like, well, no, you're not choosing me. You know, there's good and evil. You're not told which one is which. Both are telling you, I'm good, I'm good there. Cristina: You like, why even fight then? Jack: No, because one of them is lying. Cristina: That's. Jack: And it's up to you to decide. Cristina: Why would you trust yourself in that type of decision? Jack: Because there is no option. There's a f****** war. Cristina: There is. And you're already dead. Why does it matter? Jack: You're gonna cease to exist. I guess would be dying after you've died is ceasing to exist. Cristina: But how do you know that's right? Jack: You don't. I don't know. These things that are already there are telling you it's right. Cristina: I know, it's just hard to believe after you die, like, whatever anyone says, it's hard to believe what they're saying. No, unless you believe everything everyone says. It's either everyone's lying so I can't do anything, or everyone's telling the truth now. Jack: I don't know what to do. You're thinking about this wrong way. Look at it like this. If you are a Christian and you die, and when you die, you are in this sort of blank slate place and you walk infinitely in what looks like nothing and eventually you come up to a white gate with a golden fence. Wait, no, if. Golden fence, A white fence with a golden gate. There you go, a white fence with a golden gate and a dude who's gonna. Who tells you to stand in front of him and he's gonna talk to you before he lets you in. You can for sure question, but you kind of know that. D*** the Christians got it based on all the clues. You know, you don't have to be like in. I guess everything else they said after this point is wrong. After the initial point you're kind of like, well, they got this part right. I might as well just follow the narrative now. Cristina: Well then what if you get in there and then it ends up being heaven, h*** or whatever? Jack: It could totally be the case. Then some of the parts of the story were messed up and as you got, but you got to follow it. But you're not gonna see the white pearly gate and question it and be like, well, I guess this could be fake. Like, no, you died and now you're here. Be like, oh, I get. What else can you do? I guess you're in the new plane and you have nothing else to go off of. You're not just deciding, well, after this point, they must be wrong. Okay, they got, they got it this right, but that's it. Like, based on what? So you just kind of roll with it. I don't think after the first confirmations you're just gonna turn on it, you know, so you die and you get to the war zone or whatever, and they're like, you gotta pick a side. You're not gonna be like, I can't trust which side resonates with you. You're gonna go with that. Okay, well, it kind of looks like this. And based on that text, it was kind of like, this side's a good guy, so I'll go there. And if you're wrong, you're wrong. The end. Cristina: Is there even a right and wrong? Jack: The Bible thinks there is. Cristina: Okay. Jack: You know, religions think there are. Islam thinks there is. 00:30:00 Jack: The Quran says, oh, there's good and evil. Okay, Jews don't think there is. Cristina: They don't? Jack: No, no. If you're going for Orthodox and traditional Judaism, there are many things that are absolutely different. Heaven isn't a thing that was added later. It's not real. Cristina: How much later? Jack: Quite, quite a while. There was no heaven or h*** for an infinity. Judaism did not have that concept. That was added much later. There's so many texts, so many texts. Cristina: With Jesus around the time. Jack: It wasn't added with Jesus, it was added prior to Jesus. I think the first mentions in the older texts start at the end of the Torah. But if said that at the end of the Torah or it came with Jesus. I know that most of the Torah does not have a single mention. And they were. The first parts were written in that order, so there's no existence of h***. It was just later it showed up somewhere. Cristina: So you just die. Jack: You just die and kind of join, become one. Actually, as a rabbi once explained it to me, we don't know. We don't know. We don't know what happens. We're not divine. And that's legit. Fair, bro. Any Christian that's like, no, this happens. It's no, no, no. You couldn't know. Cristina: You couldn't know. Jack: You couldn't know. You're not divine. You're not here and there. You don't know you're gonna be there. When you're there, you're just there. You're not over here. Cristina: It's too complicated to imagine that the Apocalypse is gonna be just one of the Bible endings. Not Bible, but religious endings is right. Jack: Why? Cristina: Because there's too many. There's too many. Jack: Well, that's even more proof that one of them would get it right, I guess. Cristina: But it's not like they knew. It feels too random. Or maybe. Jack: Depends how much of it they got right. If it's like a single detail and the rest of it is wrong. Cristina: But. Jack: All right, we'll give it to you. Cristina: Because then. Jack: Yeah, okay, that's random chance. But it's like, if you got every beat okay, like, then how do you figure it out, bro? There's no way you could have predicted that a tree in this forest is gonna fall. Then an explosion is gonna happen across the world at exactly this second. Cristina: Some horns are gonna sound. Jack: Yeah. From the whole sky, everywhere, all the time. Exactly at this date is gonna sound. And everybody's gonna hear all at once. Like, how'd you predict all of this? That guy knew something. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Versus, like, during a storm, we're gonna. The world is gonna burst and bust into flame. And it's like, what if a weird volcanic eruption happened and it created a storm? Cristina: Because of all the block, Then obviously he was right. Jack: Like, yeah, that's chance. We could, like, give it to you because you got it. But like, random chance said that a volcanic eruption of a super volcano threw enough debris into the air and created an entire electrical storm. And then I think another super fire. Cristina: Volcano can explode and, like, kill us all. Jack: Absolutely. Absolutely. That could totally happen. Cristina: Could that just be the end? Jack: Yeah. I wonder how long after a super volcano would we all be dead? That would be an apocalypse. But like, what speed of an apocalypse would it be? Cristina: The perfect amount of speed. I don't know. Jack: Perfect amount of speed that maybe that's. Cristina: What'S happening on the road. I don't know. Jack: It could. It could. We have no idea. What the h***. Cristina: No idea. Jack: The ash everywhere and the blocked sky. Cristina: Yeah, we gotta see how long that does take. Jack: Super volcano. Cristina: Super volcano. Jack: Interesting. So now, I never thought about that. I always thought, like, nuclear warfare, but. Cristina: In Japan must sink or Japan sinks or whatever it was called. There was a volcano that exploded, but it didn't destroy the world. Jack: It wasn't a super volcano. Cristina: It wasn't a super volcano. It was a pretty big. It felt like it was super Mount Fuji. Jack: It was a volcano that's not super. That's not super. Cristina: What qualifies a volcano to be super? Jack: I think super volcanoes are so large, they don't look like volcanoes to Us. Cristina: They're so large they don't look like volcanoes. Jack: Yeah. I could be wrong in just saying s*** like if anybody who doesn't agree with this, comment below. That doesn't even make sense. But yes, wherever you'd go, comment, comment there and let us know. Cristina: In Spotify you could comment below or at least on your phone. I'm pretty sure you can. I don't know if. Jack: Oh I guess if you listen on Spotify, comment below on your phone, just comment. I forget we're on Spotify. Yeah, interesting. Okay. Okay. Super volcano breakdown of series of events. Right. Initial 00:35:00 Jack: weeks is from the day of eruption to three weeks. So eruption blast is going to kill thousands of people instantly and ashfall is going to suffocate the nearby populations. That's instant death. Instant death. Cristina: Instant as in like it's immediate. Jack: The people close to the blast. Yeah, this is just within the first three weeks. This is all happening. Cristina: Okay. Jack: All of these people are f*****. Then transport and flights completely are grounded. There's no planes going up. You can't see there's a lot of magnetism going on. There's a lot of chemicals in the sky. Food shortages are going to immediately start kicking in because of the inability to transport things in planes quickly. Oh and health care is going to get over overwhelmed right off the bat. Cristina: Okay. And that's all of, that's the first few weeks. Jack: All of that is the first three weeks. Cristina: Okay. Jack: So absolute chaos in the first three weeks. This is super volcano apocalypse now. Crop failures are going to follow in the first, first to three months from ash spread. Drinking water contamination is going to be widespread. Global supply chain disruptions are going to ridiculous. Starvation is going to begin in the poorest areas and the death toll is going to reach millions globally in the first three months. Cristina: The first three months. Oh my gosh. Jack: Then from three to six months we're going to have temperature drops and it's going to cause the crop to fail entirely. Food hoarding and riots are going to start to increase as people start to get hungry and desperate to in random locations. Respiratory illness is going to spread in an uncontrollable rate as the exposure to the ash is going to be absurd. Cristina: Wonder how much people are left at this point. Jack: Migration from affected areas is going to begin and the death toll is going to be in the hundreds of millions. Cristina: Okay. Jack: From three to six months. Six months to a year. Nuclear winter is going to cause mass starvation and infrastructure breakdown in all regions. We're going to have disease spread due to poor sanitization sanitization, sanitation and governments collapse in many regions around the world. And we're going to start reaching the billions at this point, in the first year to two years, the persistent cold is going to kill surviving crops. Cannibalism is going to begin around this place. Population drops to survivalists almost exclusively. Global communication ends completely. And the death toll is going to be roughly over 90% of humanity in the first two years. Cristina: The first two years we're done. Jack: The first two years is 90% of humanity. Year three to five, Ash begins to settle. Worldwide, small agricultural zones reappear. Few communities rebuild infrastructure. Survivors adapt to the new ecosyste. Some and remaining humans, millions, the entire Earth collectively, only millions would remain would start to rebuild. So we would have the new. So that would be an apocalypse. Yeah, I think that's the post apocalypse. So we don't need everybody to cease. What we were seeing during the flood was the most crazy of events. It was so exaggerated. Cristina: Wait, you're talking about the Bible flood? Jack: The flood, yes, that Bible flood. If that was real, it's so exaggerated that only one family. The real idea would be you didn't know everybody on Earth. You thought everybody around you was all that existed. And maybe around the Earth after that flood happened, many people just like you survived. And those people repopulated. And that explains the giant differences between cultures. Cristina: You think they thought I don't understand so but like once they got off the boat, they would have noticed if there was other people? No. Jack: Why? Everybody's dead. Cristina: But there are people out. Jack: There are people out there. So it's Earth. Cristina: But when they're breeding with their children or their children are breeding with themselves, like they never realize or look around, I guess it's just them. Until eventually I'll paint this picture for you. Jack: Noah makes the ark. Noah gets on the ark. There's many people around Noah. There are also already natives in the Americas and in South America and people way over in Asia and in the depths of Africa. Migration has happened long. 00:40:00 Jack: It's been hundreds of thousands of years. Migration. We're everywhere. And then the flood happens. Now he doesn't know that people are this far spread out. Since the last ice age, the ground connecting where they migrated over doesn't exist anymore. It was ice. They walked over ice. It melted away. Now you don't even. It's been so many generations since that happened. You have no perspective. But you're here. Flood happens, everybody around you dies. All of them. You never see somebody again who wasn't in your family. You think Earth drowned and you wrote history. You're the last people surviving who know how to write and tell stories. Cristina: How many generations did it take before it was not just his family breeding with itself? Jack: Well, it would have to repopulate the entire general area. Everybody was his family, no matter what. It's. Until we start going into, like, they met Asians or they met South Africans, or they crossed and met people in. In South America or in North America. Cristina: Very strange. Jack: But everybody else is related to them to something. So. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: At least to the top guy. Cristina: Yes. Which I guess, in the end of the day, doesn't that mean, like, if you believe in the Bible, you also believe you're part of Noah's family? Yes. Jack: It would have to be. You're part of his lineage. Cristina: Yeah, yeah. It's Noah and it's. Jack: Yeah, we literally have us. The way I like to think about it is as follows. Adam and Eve. They create all of humanity that goes completely out of control. Then the destruction of everybody but the family. That will be the new Adam and Eve, pretty much. And then they again do that. They are 2.0. That's also why they are considered to be the important. Cristina: Except also Eve died. I. I guess you got to get rid of Eve no matter what. Eve does not exist, because isn't she the one? Oh, no. I'm thinking of the different story crap. All these Bible stories are ridiculous. I was thinking of the lady who looks back at the city and then she dies. That's not a. That's a different apocalypse, Right? Jack: That's not apocalypse. This is a city. Cristina: Oh, that's just the city. Jack: This is the world, allegedly. Cristina: Okay. Jack: People who believe in the Christian Bible and in the Torah believe they are descendants of Noah. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Everybody is a descendant of Noah. Cristina: Okay, that makes sense, I guess. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: In this weird way. All right. Jack: But that still means we're descendant of Adam. Because you can follow a line between Adam and Noah. Noah is some descendant of Adam. Everybody is. But really, everybody is also a descendant of Noah. Cristina: Okay. Jack: It's not that everybody's a descendant of Adam, but not a descendant of both Cain and Abel. You're either one or the other. You get my point. No, it doesn't work that way. Everybody's a descendant of Noah. Now, if Noah had five children, everybody's a descendant of one of those five children. Nobody's the descendant of both. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Or all five. I guess there's five. Cristina: Unless they made it with each other. Then you were. Jack: Unless they made it with each other. Yeah. Cristina: At least two of them. Jack: Yes, exactly, exactly, exactly. You would be a descendant of at least two. Yeah, but that would still mean descendant of. We're all descendants of Noah, according to this narrative. Cristina: Okay, that's very strange narrative. Okay. Jack: Now it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. That caused the Earth to flood. Cristina: I guess. Jack: So it must have been some crazy rain. Cristina: Yes. Jack: And was there no water on Earth before then? Where'd the water go? Cristina: Where did it go? Jack: It went to the center. Not the center, but it sank into the Earth. The Earth absorbed the water because then. Cristina: Where did it come from? Jack: Interesting. Let's assume the story is true. The story is true. Okay. What are we really talking about right now? We are talking about some sort of meteor fall that as it was entering the atmosphere, the fire was burning it down, the water and it just kept evaporating in our atmosphere, filling it out. There had to be some crazy. But they were all small rocks of H2O just burning in our atmosphere, filling it up with water, water, water. And Dennis just starts. There must have been a crazy colossal meteor that just missed us. That was really gonna end the job. Cristina: But like an ice ball. Jack: Yeah, Giant ice ball coming through and, you know, a bunch of surrounding smaller balls, but it passed really, really, really, really close. Maybe Earth didn't have a bunch of water yet, but really, really close. Or maybe Earth had right amount of water. Maybe we consider the ocean isn't directly connected to the center. 00:45:00 Jack: Maybe that's just a pool that has no exit and all the water is stuck there. But maybe there's holes here and there where water can go down. So when it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, the drain after the flood was quick because everywhere else the water would dissipate through. It could get down into the surface. But where the oceans are, there's no escape. So a giant meteor is coming through. It's. It's an ice rock, an asteroid coming through. And it has a bunch of small. Many, many. It must be huge. It must be some moon sized rock that just barely missed us. And then we're getting bombarded by the smaller ones that are burning up in the atmosphere. Cristina: No one notices that. Jack: I don't know. And how would he have known? That's the other problem. If we assume this is true, how would he have known? The billabo? How could you just know there's a giant rock from space? It couldn't be that. He had to be like a meteorologist or something. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And be predicting the movements of the clouds. I don't know. I don't know how do you flood the Earth? Cristina: That's kind of crazy. Jack: How do we scientifically ground this in a way that makes sense? How'd you flood the Earth? It couldn't have been. It had to be just this area. Cristina: It had to. That would make the most sense. That makes the most sense. Jack: Like everybody's ever been around is flooded. Cristina: Yeah, that's it. Like if he was in that weird Greek town that was flooded. Was it Greek Indian town? Oh, that was on the water and it just disappeared. Because they flooded it themselves. Jack: Yeah, but they knew that other people existed and they were. It's not. That's a small area. They could have easily traveled on foot somewhere else. You have to be such a. It still had to be a pretty epic flood. Or. These are people who never traveled anywhere. And it was. I mean, I guess maybe it was really hard to travel. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: A time where? In an area that was underdeveloped. Cristina: And are they on an island? Jack: No, but just assume we're. They're in an area that's underdeveloped and they are in. It's desert. Underdeveloped desert. And there isn't a lot of other places to go to. You guys are some of the first people. It's only been a couple of generations, right? Man. How many generations has it been between. Cristina: Between him and Adam? Jack: Between him and Adam. Yeah. How many people exist at the time of Noah? Cristina: Look that up. Jack: Okay, okay, okay, I got some answers here. In the entire planet at the time of Noah, there was roughly about 10 million people in all of Earth. Cristina: Okay, Right. That's still a nice amount of people. Jack: Yes. Now in the area directly surrounding Noah, like his general region, there was about a million of those people. That was one of the starting points of all people. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And like that and Africa probably had the two largest populations. Cristina: Okay, I thought you were saying like a hundred people. Jack: No, no. In that region. But it's important to keep perspective. Noah existed in a time and place that. I was right. Travel was nearly impossible to any faraway community. They didn't know other communities existed. And there was no worldview. Cristina: Okay. Jack: In the time of Noah. They did not. Cristina: That was their world. Jack: That was their world. They didn't consider that there were other people farther out. That wasn't a thought. All that existed is everybody you've seen. If you saw somebody that you've never met before, they claim they were from a far off place. Now suddenly that place exists in your world. And that often didn't happen. Most people thought them and their closest communities were all that ever existed, which. Cristina: Is a big size community. Jack: But okay, so relatively speaking, he would have thought so in his direct surrounding area, about 500,000 to a million people. Right. But his perspective based on who he might have ever seen and who he has seen has ever seen, he would have thought that There were about 10,000 people in all of Earth. Cristina: 10,000 people. Jack: 10,000 people in all of Earth. Additionally, his region could have easily flooded in its entirety and killed everybody if it, if a flood happened. Let me correct. I couldn't easily have flooded. If a flood did happen there, it could have easily flooded the entire region and killed everybody. So yes, he could have honestly believed, but everybody died. Cristina: A million people or the 10,000. Jack: He thought 10,000 in his region that we would. Where we would point at it on a map. There were about a million people. He was so far from most of those people, he probably didn't know they existed. Cristina: Okay. Jack: In his small within the dot, we would point out from million people. 00:50:00 Jack: Those people are so spread out between each other that it wasn't beneficial just. Cristina: Losing a million people. I mean, a thousand, ten thousand people. He probably would be like losing the world. Jack: The world ended. If 10,000 people died, he thought everybody was gone. Cristina: Okay. Jack: If his area flooded and 10,000 people died, he's like, there's nobody left around me. By the time the flood is gone, he never saw another person ever again. Cristina: All right, so then we're not all connected to him. I mean, maybe they want to believe. Jack: No, that's the Christian Bible. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: Okay, but definitely his belief could be justified. And most of the world never even realized that happened. Cristina: Yeah, it's just a flood. Jack: It's just a flood. That was fair enough. Kind of large, but just in his spot. Cristina: But in the real, in like right now, could a flood like that happen? Well, in that could not have happened because that didn't happen. But like, could the world get flooded? And how Earth? Jack: Yes, it would have to be like I said, it would have to be like a giant ridiculous rock coming through that's all ice and bringing mad small ice rocks. Maybe it made impact long before it got anywhere near us and broke into a billion trillion tiny little pieces. So small. Cristina: It's gonna be a lot of water coming from somewhere else. Jack: Yeah, they're all just ice so that the moment they hit our atmosphere, they start just melt away. They just melt away quickly, all of them. But one does it fine. It just turned into a little cloud and you know, but then another and then another, and then another and then another. And it Keeps happening. It keeps happening and keeps happening. It keeps happening. It keeps happening. Cristina: How huge could asteroids get? Can they get planet size, moon size? Jack: Yeah, yeah. This won't be that. And also something like that would be making impact of crap left and right is huge. Gravity. It would be aiming at other crap. By default we have too much gravity. And plus whatever gravity of the thing it would just have made impact eventually become small anyways. That's why they're usually certain sizes. Cristina: Okay. Jack: And. And we literally just call things that are those sizes rogue planets. Cristina: You know, rogue ice planet hits us. Jack: Yeah. It would have to be a rogue ice planet because we wouldn't call it a meteor or an asteroid. Cristina: Okay. Jack: It just know you've crossed the threshold now you're even rarer. But yeah. We can expect big enough sizes and then get bombarded regularly until it starts to become too packed and starts to rain little by little versus a couple of days of rain without stop. And the rain always, always, always is heavier than a minute ago. Indefinitely more. Cristina: But what are we dying? Jack: Would. I mean a lot of people would if it caught us off guard. Well no, the problem is with our current day technology wouldn't happen. Cristina: Both. And we'll just be both people. Jack: We'll be both people. Cristina: But could we survive off of just fishing? I guess would be the way because there's no plants us like you get seaweed I guess. I don't know. Like obviously the food. There will be a huge problem in the future. Jack: If we jump a thousand years in the future and we say that the planet is always flooded. We've adapted and we figured it out in the apocalypse scenario because you can think in the future. A thousand years in the future plants adapted and became the water plant survived. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: And plants that could be drowned and handle it have adopt adapted and we've figured out ways to get them. And we've grown plants on the sides of buildings and on top of buildings that are floating and crap. And still if a big enough flood we've made skyscrapers those are going to be packed with people. Cristina: Yeah. So you'll think it won't really be the end of the world. It'll be the end of whatever we had. Life as we know it's like yeah, it's going to be a whole different type of life. Jack: And I still. Yeah. I think if we. If it's coming, we know because we have the technology to prepare and see it coming from a million miles away and turn society into all. Cristina: You can't just flood in a day like you Just can't. Like no automatic. Everything's flooded. Jack: No. Cristina: That kind of thing. Yeah. Okay. There's no chance. But like, how could that even. Jack: I mean, we could change the scenario a little and say we see nothing in space and then tomorrow it's the moon's distance from us. Do we have the time to start building the boats? We won't. It's gonna flood. But now how bad is the flood gonna be if it's. It's still not gonna happen overnight. No, it's gonna build up slowly. Cristina: So you can still plan. Jack: Yeah, we won't. People are gonna die. We don't have the facilities. Cristina: Yes. Jack: For this. Cristina: People will die. But it's not never gonna be as high as other scenarios. Jack: No. 1 we're throwing. Most people are throwing everything out of skyscrapers. Leave the bottom. Everybody get the f*** away from the building. We're emptying every floor from bottom the top and stocking all the skyscrapers with all the food, all the food we could find, all the skyscrapers. Scientists 00:55:00 Jack: are going to give us an average based on how much rain they think for how long. And hopefully they're right. And it doesn't go beyond that point. And we're going to go. Starting at the top and we're just going to the. When the rain begins, as the flooding begins, we will start to inhabit these buildings more and more and keep going up, keep going up, keep going up, keep going up, keep going up until we can't go up anymore. Not everybody's gonna fit. Cristina: No. Jack: Billions are gonna fit. Cristina: People find other things. Jack: Boats for days. Cristina: Raptors, Rafters. Raft. Yeah, raft. Boats. Jack: Oh, rafts, things. Cristina: Little boats. Jack: Yeah, yeah. Just boats and crap canoes. Everywhere would be fine. A bunch of people be fine. Cristina: The. Jack: Other problem is, is this gonna be just flooding or is this gonna be storming? If it's gonna be storming, people are on boats. They, the skyscrapers. Cristina: I was thinking of flooding, but like it could be storming. I don't know. I don't know. Jack: No, it's f*****. Especially if trees get swallowed up. Cristina: Yes. Jack: If trees are underwater, you're f*****. Trees stop floods. They slow down waves and movement. If you have a giant forest by the ocean before your city, the trees slow down any kind of impactful water from gaining momentum. But if it goes over the trees and a wave can just roll over it, then what? Cristina: But would like the world becomes flooded because of this asteroid? Are there also more storms because things are different? Jack: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Cristina: Like, is that a product of what's going on yes. Jack: The humidity level is going to rise ridiculously. It's going to make everything way f****** hotter. The sun is going to directly be hitting water all the time, creating vapor consistently. That's going to rise and create an infinite cycle of rain. After the ice finishes landing on Earth, the amount of rain that has established is going to cycle through indefinitely. If it floods over trees, that's crazy amount of flooding. And it's just going to cycle indefinitely. So it's going to be so much humidity with the sun always hitting and there's going to be moisture in the air always. And there's going to be vapor in the air always. And clouds are going to be be packed and dense always because the sun is always hitting. And it's just going to be an infinite cycle of rain and rain and rain and rain. Cristina: Okay? Jack: It won't unflood. It will never unflood beyond a certain amount of water. Cristina: Okay? Jack: I'll never unflood unless I'm right. And the earth has gaps underneath in which the wash the water will just go. And what we see as oceans isn't because there's more water beneath them, but rather because that's. That's an area that water can't escape from. If that's the case and everywhere else, water will eventually sink through the ground through, okay. And it might be a really long time before we have what we consider dry. But if that's the case, people in skyscrapers will be fine if they have the resources. People on the boats will probably die because of the storming and crap until the water sinks in. Cristina: What if they're on big, those big, big, big boats? The big. Jack: It depends, right? Because the big. The bigger the boat, the safer by default. It depends on the type of wave too. Really really small boats on really really big waves do fine because it'll unnotably just the wave is so big it doesn't affect the small boat. It would go under it. If you have a really big boat and a really big wave, you're f*****. Cristina: Oh. Jack: If you have a really big boat and many small waves, you're fine. If you have a small boat and many small waves, you're okay. Cristina: If you have a submarine, you're good. Jack: Depends how high the water went. You just need to be below where the waves would affect you. Cristina: So can you like what would not work out? For a summary, if the world is flooded, like what? Jack: No, they could just submarines already in the ocean world floods again. Good. You're fine. Anybody on the submarine is fine. They don't Even notice. Cristina: Okay, they're fine. Jack: Water over them, it's just take longer to get up. There's more pressure. You got to go higher up now. I guess so, because the water level's rising everywhere. Cristina: Well, hopefully they can figure that out. Jack: But I guess flooding could happen. I don't know if it's the most likely or even probably not. Cristina: Probably not at all. Jack: But what else could happen? What other apocalypse could there be? The volcano is pretty badass one. I think that's possibility. But we don't know. That's random chance. And they we would start rebuilding after five years. Cristina: I don't know. Probably that government making something that accidentally. Jack: Leaks out a virus, right? That feels so right. They're gonna be like, no, we're just gonna do a little of it to scare them. Cristina: It 01:00:00 Cristina: happening once makes it feel like, okay, it could happen again. It happened once, man. I made it even the first time. Jack: Dude. I'm sure many of these other diseases and things that have rolled by in the past were the same thing. Cristina: Exactly. People already question a lot of other things of like, was this the government's cancer is probably. Yes, yes. Jack: So probably right. Cristina: So yeah, maybe that's most likely. Jack: It's the government's full of s***, bro. So, yeah, I really, really. I think so too. I specifically think some kind of a viral outbreak, something similar to Covid that we just. That really goes rogue to control. It's. Oh yeah, it's Covid 2.0. We're gonna throw it out there and. Cristina: You know, we got pretty sure there was a cop two and three. Jack: Yeah, whatever. Some Covid chapter two. And they're gonna have like a vaccine or something. They'll be like, no, we. We built vaccine before we threw it out there, so we're good. And then it mutates one step too far and it's like, crap, we don't have a vaccine for where it went. Cristina: So dumb. Jack: And then it's like, oh crap. And anybody who catches it has liver failure by the next day. And it's like, d***, everybody's dying everywhere. It's like, d***, bro. Cristina: Yeah, that's exactly what's go happen. Jack: Yeah, that's what's going to happen. Some crap like that. Cristina: But then. So at the end of the day, the government knows. Jack: I guess it would have to be an apocalypse that was caused by the government. And they know. But afterwards they wouldn't tell us. In the moment, they'll never admit to it. Cristina: Okay. Jack: Because we would revolt. Didn't want that. The whole point was to try to take control. They're going to make us revolt further. They're not going to tell us. Cristina: Okay. Jack: So that's definitely. I do agree. I do it. I think that's the most possible. I don't know what the point of this conversation was. Why were we trying to figure out what was the most likely? Cristina: I thought that was your topic of the day. Jack: No, no, we never got to that. I guess we'll have to do that next time. Cristina: What? You said this was it. Jack: I know, but we had to figure out how the world is going to end. And apparently it's going to be a viral outbreak that the government is going. Cristina: To cause by accident. Ish. Jack: Yeah. Cristina: Semi is not really. I don't know. Like, it's not intentional, but they definitely let it happen. Jack: Yeah, I mean, it's like it's. It's basically the argument for 9 11. Right. What that is like, you think they did it? I mean, if they didn't do it, they knew it was gonna happen and they, like, they didn't stop it. Cristina: Okay, yeah, something like that. Jack: You know, it's the argument for 9 11. I mean, I won't say they did it. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: But like. Like they knew they had intel and they could have easily. And they were like, it'll be in our benefit if we let it happen. Cristina: Yeah. Jack: As it goes. Cristina: That's. Yeah, that's it. Jack: I guess just a moment of it'll. Yeah, sure. It'll be in our benefit if it gets out. We'll easily contain it. The scare will be in our benefit now they're scared because most of them died. And they're like, we don't know what to do. Cristina: But that's. That's the thing. That's what happened with COVID I guess, in a way too. Jack: A bunch of them. That's. Cristina: That's it. Jack: So I guess. Cristina: I guess next week we'll find out. Jack: Yeah, next week we'll find out. But at least this week we know that the apocalypse is definitely gonna happen. Cristina: And Noah was exaggerating. Noah's was. Noah's story was exaggerated. Jack: Exaggerated. It does not. It doesn't fit, man. It's crazy. It's impossible. But, yeah, whatever. Anyways, so the next time we'll. We'll definitely get to that stuff and you guys can tell us what. What apocalypse you guys think is going to be the most likely. Just sit down. Cristina: Think about. You think actually knows it, because that was part of it too. Yeah. Jack: If the government isn't the knowing party and somebody. Oh, it was because we were trying to find out if Nostradamus was a predictive genius or something. Not really. But like, if somebody were to to by chance know for a fact, yes, Apocalypse is coming, what would be the most likely scenario? 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Rambling 175: U3 TV

What does the war on Ukraine look like from a different perspective? Has the #MeToo movement been entirely destroyed? What trick did republicans use to overturn the abortion laws? And is climate change treated the same everywhere? The duo report on U3 events seen through the special TV connected to the wavelength!

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  • Climate Change
  • Elon Musk

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes, yes. Get a listening partner and make them listen. Listen. Or I guess they'd want to listen because they're a partner, not a captive partner. I mean, I guess a partner is a second party, whoever the f*** that might be.

Cristina: So it might be a captive.

Jack: It could be a captive. You could kidnap somebody, make them listen. That's whatever.

Cristina: And they're still a partner.

Jack: We don't know what the f*** you're doing with your private time.

Cristina: But you have encouraged people to kidnap.

Jack: People to listen to. Yeah, to kidnap anybody, just make sure they listen to the show. You got to make them listen to the show, and you got to make them. You got to tell them the truth. They got cancer now, and they need to share the show in order for the cancer to be with purpose. It's always the case. It's never not been the case. Anyways, on to more pressing matters. So first, people, you can still tell us what the f*** to do with that quantum computer, because we can do it.

Cristina: Oh, yes. We need some idea. Yes.

Jack: But today. Today we're just gonna. We're just gonna talk about how interesting watching the TV that we connected to the signal being shot out of the portal to Universe three is.

Cristina: We're gonna talk about Universe Three.

Jack: Yeah. Just everything we've seen so far, man, it's crazy out there. S***'s nuts. But also, it's always unknown. Let's go from the top. They have the same.

Cristina: More. We're having the Russia thing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Except we dealt with that quickly. Now it's just crumbs at the end. Putin begging for his life, mercy in a corner, hidden somewhere, you know, ready to take that pill or blow his brains out because they're closing in on him. We drop nukes on everything around him. Everything is toxified. He's f***** up. Tell me how. Universe 3 has only watched. They've watched everybody. Everybody's watching. A ginormous f****** country that we can all band together and easily stop. Destroy another country, a super smaller country. Whoa, yes.

Cristina: Well, they're sending their weapons, bro.

Jack: That's crazy.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe they'll send some robots.

Jack: Yeah. I don't know. That's absolutely nuts, bro.

Cristina: That is.

Jack: How is that reality?

Cristina: Because we should. They should be doing something more.

Jack: Yeah, I guess. I don't know, man. It's f*****. That's kind of strange, though, to watch an entire planet watch, like, a genocide.

Cristina: Yes. But sometimes they just ignore.

Jack: Yeah. They're watching N*** Germany happen all over again, and they're just, like, cool.

Cristina: Mm. I don't know.

Jack: No, we're gonna. We're gonna hurt his bills. Bunch of bills. And f*** his money. Wait, wait, wait. Guys, guys. He's got guns and he's, like, shooting people with him. Yeah, but he's gonna stop because we're gonna make his pockets hurt.

Cristina: He's been more ruthless because of that.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. He's making him more desperate, and he's killing quicker.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: So they've fueled the fire as opposed to just helping nuked him.

Cristina: Oh, nuking would be the easier thing to do.

Jack: No, let's be real. They could just pop Putin in the head, and it'd be over. But he's a world leader, man. We gotta respect him. Like, bro, bring him into a UN discussion, you know? Neutral zone catches plane on the way out. As soon as it crosses an outside. As soon as it leaves the neutral zone just out of the sky. F*** that plane. Easy that s***. Easy instantly. Oh, oh. Easy. Get rid of Putin. One shot. Oh. Who's stopping him? Who's. Who's what?

Cristina: I don't know. He's probably hiding somewhere, though. No traveling.

Jack: UN meeting, I guess. He wouldn't go to a UN meeting right now. He knows he's done some sketchy s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is Russia in the un?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Because that's an interesting question, right? Like, if he.

Cristina: If that meeting me.

Jack: Yeah. It's like, you can't do s*** to him because it's a neutral zone, you know? That's particularly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love if that were the case. The UN Human Rights Council consists of 47 members based in Geneva. Russia joined the body in January. Russia just joined the United nations and then attacked.

Cristina: Well.

Jack: Oh, man. We let the new guy in, and he just, like, shot. He shot Bob, bro. Steve just rolled in. We're like, steve, you're in the club. And then Steve just pulled out a gun and shot Bob, who's been in the club for a while. Whoa.

Cristina: Yes. Because he wasn't accepting that other club, the NATO club.

Jack: Oh, s***. Right, right, right, right.

Cristina: There's mad clubs happening. He wants to be part of all of them.

Jack: He wants to be part of all the clubs. And he's.

Cristina: Although, I don't know.

Jack: But he's not fighting NATO in this scenario. He's fight. He. I don't f****** know what he's doing. But he's not. It's not about NATO. He's not fighting NATO. I mean, it's about NATO, but he's not fighting NATO.

Cristina: No, but it is about NATO.

Jack: He's just as f****** some other country.

Cristina: Because they were thinking about joining NATO.

Jack: Yeah. And they're like, don't you dare. No, look, that's real. That's real. Come on. It doesn't matter how much s*** anybody talks. He's got a point there.

Cristina: Like, all right, but now all the other countries around him want to join NATO.

Jack: Yeah, Back. Plan backfired. Plan backfired so hard because his. His move was. I think this thing is consistent regardless of which Putin we're talking, which is, you guys are on top of me. You all have nukes, and you can back each other up. I am one f****** country. My. My homies, they're a bunch of dirt countries. And then some f****** Asians way the h*** over there. Like, bro, maybe poor Hapsa. You guys don't f****** just push further into my territory. And then we're like, man, f*** you, Russia. We don't care about your opinions and s***, bro, we do what we want. And it's like, bro, we do something American. Yeah. H*** yeah, we do what we want, America. Except Illuminati is not Marika or what the. I guess it's global. I guess technically we're on Russia's side, too. I guess, because we're not on anybody's side.

Cristina: No. D*** Illuminati's not anyone's. I don't know, but it's very American.

Jack: This comes always back to Hitler. Because it's just my curiosity, but does that mean that we've. We were technically not against Hitler? Like, the Illuminati was on board. Not on board, but they were neutral on.

Cristina: They were probably neutral.

Jack: They're like, yeah, I guess a bunch of Jews are dying, but, like, we're not on the Jew side either, so what the f***? We just.

Cristina: Because they're just protecting us from inside here, right?

Jack: They're just protecting information. The truth. Illuminati is all about truth, man. I mean, let's be real. We. We have our own share of huge death tolls.

Cristina: Not human.

Jack: I Think, dude, I've killed a couple of humans.

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: Yeah, bro. When we hacked the robots and detonated a bunch of them in the war zone with Ish. We were hacking robots and attacking people because that. That's how we do. However many people got lost in the brief war after I sparked the roach people, like, come on, there's a couple of humans who are dead and it's totally my fault.

Cristina: Not compared to the deaths of the other things.

Jack: No. I've definitely like directly gotten rid of like entire civilizations. That's problematic. And I put enough about Universe One, bro. People don't need to know my. What do they call it? My dirty laundry.

Cristina: But whatever we did to Universe Two, that's the biggest loss we've ever had of death.

Jack: Holy s***. Yeah. Because we killed approximately 8 billion humans.

Cristina: Yes. Or whatever they were. Because they were lizard people coming back and forth. So we have no real clue what was really living there. I mean, we assuming maybe people, but.

Jack: No, we went through there and saw humans.

Cristina: We did.

Jack: Yeah. We had to go to Universe 2 and then travel to Mars where the Reptilians were they. They were in the center of the Earth.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: And in Mars.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And their portals at the center of the Earth.

Cristina: We somehow squeezed Mars out of the portal.

Jack: No, no, no, no. We use reverse technology with the help of the subhuman. So that instead of something within, it shot something and caught something outside. We didn't squeeze it in, we just shot a beam that sort of caught the thing and sent it where we needed it.

Cristina: Well, beam like one of the portal.

Jack: We just use a portal thing. We rigged the portal.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Just make a mini version of it and then took Mars. It's thinking about logistics here. Like. Like, look, I don't. Don't think about it. Don't think about it too hard. We stole a planet.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Was using some technology. And how. What was inside the technology? Well, I. And then we use that thing that came with. And then I. And here we go. This underwear gnome logic, you know?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: All I know is. All I know is we needed planet did something and now we have the planet problem solved.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. Does it matter what the middle stuff is if the conclusion we need got there? I guess it doesn't really matter. I mean, it would be probably helpful because whatever technology that was, who knows the astounding applications that could benefit.

Cristina: It's not related to all of humanity.

Jack: For all of ever.

Cristina: I mean, those pyramids that do things.

Jack: But we don't have any of it. So I don't know.

Cristina: You don't know.

Jack: Just think of all the applications of something that could move anything of any size, anywhere you want. What?

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: But also, who the f*** cares? Point is, we got a planet, but yo, we could change all of life. Can you imagine if people, somewhere in a country that's hard to get supply, like Ukraine. How many people need supply?

Cristina: Why are we using this to get to where we need to go to with the Cacos?

Jack: Because we don't have like, what are we going to do? We're getting wrecked over there. We already sent s*** over there.

Cristina: Oh, oh yeah, they disappeared. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. And also we're bringing something to a location of our choosing, but we're not over there. We don't know what the f*** is happening over there. That's the problem. And send the whole planet a fleet of people just to get caught again?

Cristina: Yeah, I guess. A horrible idea.

Jack: Yeah. We need to be prepared. We need something that can handle godlike entities. And there's a bunch of evolutionary gods, clouds and s*** like that. Stars, blah, blah, blah. I guess the clouds aren't gods, but there is a God hidden amongst them. Yes, and, but also that's small potatoes. We just need him to talk to the big kahunas. Like stars and s***. Yes, because cat, people don't like the stars, bro. Because they're imprisoning the stars. Yeah, they're imprisoning the stars.

Cristina: Okay. Yes they are. Yes they are.

Jack: Yeah. Anyways, anyways, back to that television that we have that randomly streams s*** from Universe 3. Court. A bunch of court stuff. Crazy court stuff everywhere, all the time. I guess two big court things happening.

Cristina: There's two.

Jack: Yes, huge ones, equal importance. Both of them life changing, colossal things. Yeah, the first one is that they're reversing abortion. Okay, Whoa, dude, no more abortion. Also. Ha ha ha ha ha. You guys did this one to yourself by forcing people to legislate vaccine mandates. And then the precedent of forcing somebody to do something with their body, that got set there, which we all f****** warned you about. If you support pro choice, please think clearly before you force the government to legislate forcing people to do something with their body. Because the smart people, the people who are much smarter than you are gonna use it very well. And so they did.

Cristina: They did.

Jack: And they did. They're like, oh, so we are allowed to force people to do. Because we wrote into law the, the left democratic movement has forced us to do this. So now that we can legally force people to do s*** with their body, let's get rid of that s*** over there. That stops us from doing that. These are. It's an oxymoron. They're conf. They're mutually exclusive. You can't have both laws. The one that says you get to protect your body and the one who says people can force you to do s*** with your body. No, because you. You got to keep the newest one because that's the current state of society. Right. And the other one is old. Roe v. Wade. Oh, so old. Get rid of that s***. We just legislated the one that says we can make you do s*** with your body. And so congratulations, you guys got what you wanted.

Cristina: You should have. You should be doing what we're doing. Although it's very complicated. What are we doing of just keeping the babies alive outside the mom.

Jack: Yeah. Thank you, China.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Yeah, you guys are stupid. Universe. F****** Universe three's dumb, bro. That's crazy. That's crazy, bro. We just created an overpowered army with all the tossed away Chinese females.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we made an army.

Cristina: No more baby murder.

Jack: No more baby murder.

Cristina: And now questioning whether that's a morally good or bad thing. Yeah, this is very weird.

Jack: A hundred percent. It's a dumb argument. Of course you're killing babies like it's okay to kill babies. I'm not saying it's not okay to kill babies. Kill all the babies. It's fine. We don't feed half the babies. A bunch of babies everywhere starving and you're ignoring them. So f*** it. Kill the baby in her stomach too. Who gives a s***, bro? You're not supposed to. You don't give a f*** about dead babies. If you did, you'd own nothing. You'd be some f****** hermit who every penny that he makes, hand delivers it to African countries so that those kids could f****** eat and not die. But you're not doing that because the luxury of your home and that TV that you don't need to survive and the Internet that you love so much, talk s*** on. And all your subscriptions, your Netflixes and Hulu's and your PlayStation plus and you got cable television, you got HBO, bro. Amazon prime, some banging a** shows, bro. Maybe it's got Apple TV because they've been pushing their. You got Spotify. You don't want commercials. You just paid for Spotify commercials. But also that little kid just died because you didn't take him the food. Because you needed the money for your Netflix, bro. So you don't give a about that babies. Kill all the babies. It doesn't matter. Dude, they said we f****** choosing a place to murder babies at. That one was born, he could die. But this one who hasn't been born. No, no, no. It's like, f*** it, dude, kill all the babies. I don't care. I don't care. It's just dumb.

Cristina: It is dumb.

Jack: It's so dumb. Of course it's murder. This is a stupid f****** argument. The argument isn't if you are killing a baby. No, you're f****** killing a baby. The argument is, is it okay?

Cristina: Is it okay?

Jack: Like, yes, it's f****** okay to kill babies. There's a f*** ton of babies dying everywhere. Yes, it's okay to kill babies. Just call it what it is. It is murder. But also, I'm not necessarily against murder. I mean, I'm probably a bad judge.

Cristina: You're pro murder?

Jack: I am pro murder, bro. I've destroyed entire planets. But, you know, they got this so easy. They have the technology. This is crazy. Going back to talking about the fact that we just can watch these people. They don't not have the technology to do what we're doing. They have the technology to do what we're doing.

Cristina: They just don't want to use it.

Jack: Yeah, because also, I guess. I guess the main idea of Universe 3 is that they don't just question everything, but everything comes down to like some moral f****** thing. And the question then becomes, is it moral to grow humans this way? Oh, ethical. The ethics of growing a baby in.

Cristina: A tube against their worse than murdering babies?

Jack: H*** no.

Cristina: What a weird question. I mean, they can't agree on murdering babies or not, if that's a good. If that's moral or not. Like, they're never gonna get to solve that other one.

Jack: If killing babies is moral, what the f***?

Cristina: I don't know. It's crazy. Yeah, well, but what's the second thing?

Jack: The second thing in the news of equal importance?

Cristina: Equal.

Jack: Oh, my God. This is crazy, bro. Well, let me go back to a very long time ago when there was a boy, okay, who lived in a castle. And people had seen him casually here and there, but nobody's ever spoken to him or been up close. They just knew that castle up.

Cristina: Are you talking?

Jack: Is this real? He's the son of a builder. A builder who lives up there in that castle. And the people of the town knew. Very quiet, pleasant town. The only creepy thing about the town is that one castle with that guy in it. And so one day, girl. A girl, I think. I think that's how it goes. One day, girl goes into the castle.

Cristina: Is this related to the. What's happening?

Jack: Okay, one day the girl goes into the castle, or the kid comes out of the castle. I don't. I think he actually comes out of the castle and gets lost in the town or something. And then they. They see he's actually really kind hearted, albeit probably not human and bit of a freak. And he tells them, my name is Edward. And they're like, what? And it's like, yeah, I live in that castle up there. And they're like, so you, like, glisten when the light hits you?

Cristina: I'm so confused.

Jack: And it's like, nah, you're thinking about a different Edward. What's your last name then? It's Scissorhands. I bet that's his last name. What's his last name?

Cristina: Whatever. The guy who made him, his last name would be his last name. Geppetto Frankenstein. Dr. Frankenstein.

Jack: Okay, hold up. Let's take two quick steps back right now.

Cristina: That's a. Yes, that is Frankenstein story. He's made out of parts.

Jack: What's Frankenstein's first name? We know it's Dr. Frankenstein. Is Frankenstein's first name Geppetto.

Cristina: Where do you get this name Geppetto from?

Jack: You know who Chappetto is?

Cristina: No.

Jack: Who's Pinocchio's father?

Cristina: Chappetto.

Jack: Geppetto. Okay, wait, that's wrong. We just looked it up. Geppetto. Geppetto is his name, but he doesn't have a last name. It's completely possible his last name is Frankenstein and we're looking at the same.

Cristina: Guy or his father who inspired him or something.

Jack: Yeah, maybe.

Cristina: Like, who's his inspiration? Who came first, Geppetto or Victor Frankenstein?

Jack: It's Victor Frankenstein. That's his father.

Cristina: No, I'm saying, like, which of these stories came first?

Jack: Oh, well, because Frankenstein exists in black and white, I'm going to assume that's older.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so he came first, then Geppetto, and then whoever made Edward Scissorhands. Yes, because they're all somehow related.

Jack: Yeah, look, it's a family of people who just make stuff and each one of them has this obsession with creating the next human. The next human.

Cristina: And like, what are these humans, though? Are they like androids?

Jack: Okay, okay, so Frankenstein is not. He is just a person who happens to be. It's like the idea of, oh, he's an amalgamation of a bunch of different body parts. That doesn't change the fact that he's functioning off of one brain. Like, it's one guy. It's some random Dude, I don't know who he was, but it's one dude. And he reanimated his dead brain, which means he's still just a guy with most of his brain functions dead because. Because death does that to the brain.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's like a super mentally challenged because of brain damage guy. That's all Frankenstein is. He's just a person.

Cristina: He's just a brain because he stitched.

Jack: Together other parts of. But also this doctor's a f****** genius for attaching this. And somehow the body not rejecting it.

Cristina: Like, it's crazy because, yeah, it's like a bunch of dead body parts. Were they at least fresh dead body parts?

Jack: I'm hoping. It would make no sense.

Cristina: It would make no sense.

Jack: It would make no sense. Now, Pinocchio. Pinocchio is not an Android. He's just a puppet. He's. He's magic. It's sentient puppet. Oh, yeah.

Cristina: Magic wood.

Jack: Yeah, I guess it's a puppet. This is sentient puppet. That had nothing to do with anything. He didn't. He. I don't know, he did some dark arts or some s***. Gave life to the thing. He's like, Satan, if you do anything, do this. Who, Geppetto?

Cristina: Geppetto found him though, I thought.

Jack: Didn't carve him.

Cristina: Well, yes, but I don't know. I guess, right? He just carved the puppet.

Jack: He carved the puppet.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And then he summoned Lucifer and Lucifer then gave him. He was like, I want something to be alive. It's like, what do you want to be alive? That chair. He's like, I guess. But now what's something more practical? Your phone. You always chill with your phone. It's like, yeah, you right, but I don't. My phone. That'd be annoying. Sentient phone always talking back to me and s***. What about the door? Yeah, but you leave your house alone, you spend a lot of time. You can't talk to your door. What if you know? Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

Cristina: I don't know. I shoot the door. It was a freak people out.

Jack: That's interesting. What if the door started turning? Like the front door? I want the front door to my house to be sent in. But that doesn't mean anything because look, what if this is. What's the name of that movie with Brendan Fraser and he got wishes, Bedazzled.

Cristina: The Devil. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, that movie.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that movie. And he. So you get the wishes and you're like, I want my door to Be sentient. And then the devil's like, done. Then you're like, alright, cool. But then you. It's still a f****** door. There's no sudden mouth or an ability for it to start, like how it's made of wood. So you're aware it's sentient, but also nothing changes in your life other than the weird creepy awareness that it's feeling and hear. It doesn't hear, really. It's sentient in a way we cannot comprehend.

Cristina: So we just know. It's.

Jack: How do, like, exactly Think of how difficult this is. So it's like, yes, wish granted. Door stays the same to you. It's aware now it's here. Does it know who you are? Well, it can't really hear your voice. You're more of a vibration to it.

Cristina: What would be the point of this? I don't understand.

Jack: I don't know. You said you wanted the door, so this is.

Cristina: This is the reality to make it talk, to let the door talk. Now that has consciousness, what will it say?

Jack: Okay, so you got seven wishes. First one is the door needs to be sentient. Okay. Wish complete. Wish number two, it has to be able to talk. All right, how are we gonna accomplish this? It has to be a sort of ethereal voice coming from the direction of the door, but telepathically to some degree, right? Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay, so nobody ever sees the door talk because you'd have to change the structure of the door door to give it a mouth.

Cristina: Bro, what if we do that?

Jack: What will it be like? The mail hole? No. The mail hole. Where you throw mail in?

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, that would be so annoying because you just. Yeah, you'll be hearing that all the time.

Jack: But now it's talking and it has.

Cristina: Like a mouth or whatever, but it's not saying anything.

Jack: No, when it talks, it would move that.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: You said you wanted it to talk.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it could use that to talk.

Cristina: Okay. What would it sound like? That'd be kind of scary. I don't know.

Jack: So that's two ishes down. You got it to talk. You got a talking door?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's sentient and it's talking. I guess you don't need the other five wishes.

Cristina: What? Why not?

Jack: You got it done. You got a talking door. I don't know what the f*** you need a talking door for.

Cristina: I don't remember.

Jack: Geppetto is a boss. He animated a puppy he could chill with. Bro, you got a stupid f****** door. Good job.

Cristina: Give the door eyes and a nose.

Jack: Yes. Fill a f****** Door.

Cristina: It will scare people, right? I guess I was gonna.

Jack: A lot of the time you won't even notice. I guess you're not there for any of it.

Cristina: Mm. Mm.

Jack: Super useless wish.

Cristina: I'll get a camera. I'll invite people to the house with the ring.

Jack: You can watch them with your ring camera.

Cristina: Yes. But I'll never actually look at Dora piece. It's probably horrifying.

Jack: Definitely. But anyhow, Geppetto brought that puppet back. Geppetto Frankenstein. Son of Victor Frankenstein.

Cristina: And then.

Jack: Mr. Scissors or whatever the f***. His name is Edward Scissorhands.

Cristina: No, he's not.

Jack: The guy who made Edward Scissorhands is the person who he's the father of.

Cristina: He didn't even have a name. It was just the. He was just referred to as the inventor.

Jack: The inventor?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Was his name inventor? Frankenstein?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: So Victor Geppetto and inventor from the Frankenstein lineage.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Yeah. Checks out. Anyway.

Cristina: What is Edward Scissorhand? He's an Android. He's made up.

Jack: Look, he's complicated. He might. Because it doesn't.

Cristina: Because I know he couldn't finish his hands, but what is the rest of his body made out of?

Jack: Yeah, this is what's nuts, right? Because if the. No, here's. Here's the biggest problem.

Cristina: He wasn't using human bodies.

Jack: Here's the biggest part of the problem. Nothing is ever explained. We know he was made. That's it.

Cristina: I think they show us in the beginning, though.

Jack: Puppets. That doesn't like one does not equate. He had. He's invented things. We know he's invented things. So how the f*** did you make a per. Yeah, well, not even. Because the problem is we don't know how this is a functioning. Like, I could tell you how a puppet works, and then if it's animated. Well, whatever. It's moving the same way a human moves. How the f*** are we moving without strings? That's what's making the puppet move. Okay, it checks out. But what the f*** is Edward Scissorhands made of?

Cristina: What is he made of? Is he made out of humans?

Jack: I don't think he's made out of humans. He's just like a weird thing. It's. It's strange. It's, you know, underwear gnomes. That's what it is. I need.

Cristina: You know, I think he's like Pinocchio, though. Like, he's just made out of things and then.

Jack: No, Pinocchio is obviously made of something. You could. We could tell he's made out of Wood. And then literal magic made him happen by thinking Edward.

Cristina: I said Noren Scissorhand is made out of magic somehow.

Jack: We don't know that. There's zero mention of any of that. That's a total assumption. There's nothing hinting towards magic. He was made in a lab, but.

Cristina: In the lab, the lab just had stuff.

Jack: Yes, because they didn't show us what he did to make Edward. We have no idea what the process was.

Cristina: What.

Jack: Even the fact that he was gonna carve him hands. It's like, out of what?

Cristina: Did he carve his face? Did he carve other parts of his body?

Jack: Yeah, like, I guess. I guess he made all of it. But how?

Cristina: What science is he using?

Jack: Yeah, it's weird. It's a other thing. He figured something out.

Cristina: He's an Android. Cyborg, maybe.

Jack: Is he electronic?

Cristina: He might be. We don't know what's inside him physically inside. Like, they don't take him to the doctors to check up on what's going on in there.

Jack: Does he get stabbed or cut at some point? Does he get shot? Maybe. I don't know.

Cristina: I think. Did he bleed?

Jack: I think he bleeds, right?

Cristina: He. Was it real blood?

Jack: This is my point.

Cristina: Like, was it oil?

Jack: If he bleeds blood, could you check it for DNA? Does he have DNA?

Cristina: Does he.

Jack: Did this guy f******, like rip a hole and take some s*** out of the gate or something?

Cristina: I think the point of his scissor hands is that most of his body was made out of crap. And then he like, put things in places. Like maybe once upon a time, he didn't have a human head. He had a head, but it wasn't human. And then he replaced it with something like his body. Like Pinocchio, kind of. But like, say you just take out one thing at a time and replace it with something else somehow. I don't know how. Magic underwear gnome magic underwear gnome magic? Yeah, because, like, how do you explain the hands? Because he was gonna get real hands. Or not real hands, but hands that he made somehow. So the rest of his body must have been made the way the hands were made that aren't human hands, but they look human.

Jack: Why must the rest of his body be made the way his hands are?

Cristina: Because why would that be the only thing? Not why would that be the only thing? I guess.

Jack: No, I'm not saying it's the only thing, but I'm also not saying the rest of his body is definitely made that way. There could be different processes for everything.

Cristina: But there could also be why Are his hand scissors? Like, what kind of weird substitute hands are those?

Jack: There could be different processes for everything, but there could be just be, like. Well, the body, brain and heart regions are one thing, but then, like, legs, arms, hands, that kind of are another thing. So it could like. I don't know. There's nothing. He showed. They give us nothing. We don't know. Yeah, yeah, we know. Zero.

Cristina: No. Zero. Except that he was gonna get some hands.

Jack: He was gonna get some hands. What were they made from? Or what were they gonna be made from? Couldn't tell you.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Does it make sense?

Cristina: Me?

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: Don't know. Couldn't tell you. But what can I tell you?

Cristina: What?

Jack: He was played by Johnny Depp, and Johnny Depp is in court. Ooh, full circle.

Cristina: I forgot about that.

Jack: Oh, yeah. There was a point here. The point is that we were talking about things in court. Court stuff.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Jack: And the first one. The first one is that the lefty screwed themselves over. They made something legal that they didn't want, and now it's being used against them. And now they're kind of like a bunch of sissies. It's like, why did you do this in the first place? This is dumb. Yeah. Bested by the smarter guy, who's an a******, by the way, because what the f***? They're gonna let all the other kids die anyways? Why are you stopping them from killing the babies inside them? Let them kill the babies inside them. Kill all the babies inside them.

Cristina: S***.

Jack: You should force them to kill babies. Let's start forcing women to kill all the babies.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Not even. No, we gotta force all the women to have the kids and then send all the kids to starving country so they die that way. That's the right way to do it. That's the good old Republican way. But the other thing in court is Johnny Depp, AKA Edward Scissorhands, all you know him from. He's never done anything else of significance or importance. And so that man is in court for beating the s*** out of his girlfriend. Allegedly. Which turned out to be totally wrong. With proof. And then she turned out to be the abusive one, beating the s*** out of him factually. And now was like the third or fourth case of somebody who, in an attempt to. Me too. Somebody.

Cristina: Failed.

Jack: Failed with proof. Thank you for setting the precedent. Kevin Spacey.

Cristina: The crazy part about that was that he would not do another Pirates of a Caribbean movie for, what was it? A bunch of money and some llamas. Who came up with the Llamas.

Jack: Maybe he said something like that and.

Cristina: He was quoting him.

Jack: Yeah, I think he was quoting him.

Cristina: Oh, okay. The llamas. Like, maybe it would be amazing if Disney did offer him some llamas.

Jack: Look, okay, first of all, maybe Johnny Depp f****** loves llamas. Like, he does his jam, bro. Like, like that's so much his jam. He has llama jam. Ew, d***, bro. He goes in on llama. He's got llama T shirts, llama jeans. He's got llama brand name, s*** and s*** made from llamas.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Llama hair gel, bro. The brand llama made with llama. Oh, just llama. Everything has pet llamas who are his friends. His wife is the llama that he casually f****, but he's also into the llama from the field, so he kind of just f**** that llama too. He loves llamas. But okay, following your point, what if Disney was like, hey, you remember that thing you said that you wouldn't do this for what is a 2 million llamas? So you wouldn't do this for a hundred thousand dollars. For a hundred million dollars and a million llamas or some s*** like that. So what if Disney hits him up and he's like, yo, hundred million dollars for you to do another Pirates of the Caribbean. Hundred million dollars. Think of how much money that is. F****** great. But also, and this can sound a little crazy, but you know, we heard you're into it. We'll give you a hundred million llamas.

Cristina: Hundred milli Llamas. And he's like, I cannot never get a billion llamas.

Jack: How, bro? Right, because you need to. The. The llama. The logistical nightmare of making this llama thing happen because he can go as high as he wants. No, that's not enough llamas. It's not enough llamas. You got to offer me more llamas. A hundred million llamas? Is that all you got? That's all you got? 100 million llamas?

Cristina: They need him for those movies.

Jack: They need him.

Cristina: They need to sacrifice all the llamas. You gotta capture all the llamas around.

Jack: The world and breed all the llamas. Yeah. Breed all the llamas.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: D***. There's gonna be a llama sanctuary with the exclusive purpose of breeding llamas for Johnny Depp.

Cristina: Yes. Just to get him in another pirates movie.

Jack: Yeah. Holy s***.

Cristina: That's crazy. That's the craziest thing from the trial. Besides that, he thinks his wife pooped the Bed.

Jack: What the f*** is wrong with people in this universe, bruh?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: How are you just, like, taking a s*** on Johnny Depp's bed?

Cristina: I do not want to believe that story. I just. Yes, they have small dogs, but what if the dog was sick? Maybe the dog pooped. Maybe it did a human sized poop. I know it's a small doggy and it does small doggie poops. But what if it was just a bad day?

Jack: Right? You've been watching this whole f****** universe 3 s***. Like it's been a soap opera or some s***, haven't you?

Cristina: No, just. Well, I guess that specifically. Yeah, I've actually stopped watching it. The last thing is probably the poop.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And, oh, I guess the psychology stuff, like Amber has some diagnosis that may or may not be true because the lady's biased because she was hired by Johnny Depp's team in the first place.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. Anyways, Johnny Depp is innocent by most standards.

Cristina: By most.

Jack: Yeah, he. He has anger problems.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But healthy ways to deal with them. He never takes it out on a person.

Cristina: No. He just takes it on everything around the person.

Jack: So much money, he could get rid of all his s*** if you want to. So he just breaks. Just break s***?

Cristina: Yeah. I would be scared, though. I don't know. I wouldn't want.

Jack: He's never hurt anybody. Never hurt anybody.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Gets angry, breaks it to not hurt people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Great way of dealing with it.

Cristina: That's a way of dealing with it.

Jack: His lady does not. No, she takes it out on people. And the bed.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Took a huge dookie on the bed.

Cristina: We don't know that. We don't know that.

Jack: Look, unless the neighbor came in and s*** on his bed, it was her. Why do you think that a human sized poop was on his bed?

Cristina: A big poop. He could be exaggerating.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. You've seen animal s***. It'd be hard to confuse animal s*** for human s*** or vice versa. There's a distinct difference. There's no way he looked at the bed and was like, maybe it's dog s***. That never crosses f****** mind. When even you. You walk into the room, you look at it, you will instantaneously know that's human s***. There's no doubt in your mind. You won't. You won't question s***. You'll look at it, glance. You don't have to look straight at it. You'll glance by it and be like, I just saw human s***. It's that for sure.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like. Yeah. No, he didn't walk in and get confused. Oh my God. What a trivial situation. Only one human is in this house. So where did this questionable poop come from? No, she's f****** s*** on the bed. I don't know why she s*** on my bed, but she s*** on my bed.

Cristina: Who does that? Why?

Jack: Apparently she does.

Cristina: Doesn't matter how angry you are. I don't understand. That's weird. Was she hoping that he would sleep on it?

Jack: I don't know. I think that's like. And putting it on your neighbor's door. Like the door. The door. The porch. Not putting it on their porch.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: And hoping like the step on it or lighting a bag. I'm fine. And try to light it off and step on the dog or whatever the f***.

Cristina: I think it's something like that.

Jack: I think it's the same idea. It's a declarative statement of you. So she's kind of like a dog and she's a female. I guess we could call her a b****.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Checks out. We can easily call her a b****. Like a female dog.

Cristina: Like female dog.

Jack: Like an untrained female dog. Like female dogs tend to be more trained than she is. I've never had a dog s*** my bed. That b**** did it. D***. Oh my God. Bruh.

Cristina: Oh my God.

Jack: Yeah, so that's the news. That's not news, that's just court related things.

Cristina: Yeah. Is there more on the news? It was just Russia.

Jack: Russia and the apocalypse of heat.

Cristina: The heat?

Jack: Yeah, the heat. Pocalypse. There's no more heat. Everything is gone.

Cristina: Every day is winter in universe three.

Jack: It sounds like it. Yeah.

Cristina: There's no more heat.

Jack: Yeah, it's. So basically all our years are in sync with all the universes. So it's like whatever day it's here, it's there. And whatever time it's here, it's there.

Cristina: Do they have the same groundhog problem?

Jack: How do you mean?

Cristina: Like their magical groundhog is dead.

Jack: They don't have a magical groundhog.

Cristina: Oh, no, they just have some. They would have a groundhog and it would be dead.

Jack: Yeah, they just have a dead groundhog. It's just dead.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But also they're kind of dumb. It's probably died many times.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they just replace him and forget he died.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The end.

Cristina: That's the story, I guess. And he lives forever.

Jack: Yeah. Where was I going?

Cristina: Where are you going? Something about the heat.

Jack: Oh, yeah. The heat is.

Cristina: There's no more heat.

Jack: There's no More heat. So over there's the same time of the year that it is over here. Except over here, we're entering summer.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's still kind of winter for them in May. Yeah.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. It's really. They f***** it up, bro.

Cristina: It's over for them.

Jack: Yeah. Like, we f***** it up, but, you know, we just threw some bots to suck that s*** out of the air. Now we're good. They're f***** again. They have the technology. The question is, is it not? Is it profitable? In this case? They still worry about that, too. Everything must be. Everything must be profit. They don't care about humanity.

Cristina: Is there anything worth taking, though? Like, if they're gonna end soon anyways? Is there anything worth getting from over there?

Jack: Interesting. They're Bibles. Yes. If there's any textual difference, we would know. We could. Maybe it'd be useful.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Into understanding what we have over here better.

Cristina: Okay. Because it's very complicated over here.

Jack: And their technology. I wonder if there's some tech that we don't have that they do. Yeah, because we have a s*** ton that they don't.

Cristina: Like the hologram city in China.

Jack: What?

Cristina: You don't remember that this part of the world is gonna be ending? I think the Illuminati is gonna fake the end of the world. Or some group is gonna fake the end of the world with a holographic. Jesus.

Jack: Yeah, Yeah, I remember.

Cristina: So they were practicing with a holographic city.

Jack: Ah, yes. The conspiracies that humans have come up with. I bet there's some pretty sweet ones out there. We should definitely look into New Age conspiracies. It's always fun to see what people think our job really is.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then make a guess about. And then, like, include us in that. Every random s***.

Cristina: Random.

Jack: It'll be like, you know, Jay Z did a sign or whatever. He's Illuminati. It's like. No, he's.

Cristina: The colors. That's new Dog wore to the football game. He obviously knew about the Russia conflict before it happened or something.

Jack: Yeah, he was.

Cristina: He was on the side. I don't know what side, though. Whoever side he's supposed to be on. Is he Illuminati? I don't know.

Jack: I don't know. But everybody is, according to society, part of the Illumina. That's why we're vocal. So that you guys know, because you guys are dumb. Everybody's dumb, especially university. But maybe they got. Maybe they got some tech as their planet slowly goes.

Cristina: Look, tech and books.

Jack: They got a couple of years. They got maybe, like 50 years. Maybe we could accelerate what's happening. Take the stuff sooner.

Cristina: Maybe we could try to help them.

Jack: We could, I guess. Yeah, that works too.

Cristina: You rather just take their stuff?

Jack: No, no, it's fine. It's fine. We could save them or whatever.

Cristina: I don't know. Because they'll blame us either way.

Jack: They're gonna be dead in one of those.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're not gonna be around to blame anybody. Also, it's their fault.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We're just helping them. We should get there quicker.

Cristina: Yeah. I mean, let's not. We should help them.

Jack: We should help them. Yeah. Okay. Fair. Yeah, that's fine. So it's okay. It doesn't bother me at all.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We're gonna save the people who argue about whether babies are dead or alive. If you fry their brain. This is such a weird f****** argument. If they're inside, they're dead or not alive. And if they're out of now, they're alive side, Brown, bro. What? Come on, bro. Johnny Depp would be so sad. It's court things. All court things are related, right? Is that how it works?

Cristina: What does Johnny Depp know about it? What side is he on?

Jack: He's on the side of babies die.

Cristina: He's pro baby death, though.

Jack: I think most of us are. I think most of us are. It's just conditional. It's like, am I okay if a baby dies outside of somebody's stomach? Well, I'm a Republican. I'm only okay if they die outside of the belly. Belly. But if I'm a Democrat, then I'm okay if they die in the belly. But they can't die out of the belly. That's the only difference between a Democrat and a Republican, Right? Republicans like babies to die breathing. They're breathing their own air. Not through their mom. Just get out of the body and then go f****** die. While the Democrats are like, no, just f****** die if you're born. Well, good job you f****** made it, bro. Because we said you can die, and we. Anybody has a right to f****** kill you before you're born. But look, you're out here now, so now we'll do anything to keep you alive. Lucky you. Think of all the f****** we let die. You're special, buddy. It could have been you. So that's the only difference. One is if we say birth is the middle point.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Republican is let him die after, and Democrat is let them die before the end. But they can't. They. You can't have the other. Right. So if you're a Republican, the baby can only die after he's born. We will protect that child until they're born, though.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But if you're Democrat, we f****** kill them all. F****** try to try to murder them. The more we can murder, the better. But those who slip out, well, you're here now. We can't. We're gonna help you. You're one of us. You're one of the born. Okay, the unborn. F*** the unborn. But the born. We support all the born.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the Republicans? Oh, you know, Father. F*** the born. F*** the born. God only cares about the unborn. Okay, we stick by the unborn. But all you born.

Cristina: What does God want with unborn babies?

Jack: Well, he wants them to be born.

Cristina: Okay. But he doesn't care about what happens to them afterwards.

Jack: No. Because he needs born people to grow up and then die. He needs dead people, period.

Cristina: Oh, yes, he does.

Jack: It's for blood.

Cristina: Oh, of course. It goes back. The left loves blood.

Jack: On the flip side, I don't know if. I don't know if Universe 3 has that going on.

Cristina: Don't know the need for blood because.

Jack: They don't even know if their God is real. He might not be. I don't know. Or maybe he is. But why is he hiding?

Cristina: Isn't he hiding over here?

Jack: I guess we just really good at knowing he's there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we just. I don't know. But they have all our same s***. Have they not found them?

Cristina: Maybe someone has and they're just not telling anyone else. They're like, this information is too much for anyone.

Jack: It was the Pope.

Cristina: It was the Pope. Yes, he knows. And he's like, nope.

Jack: I wonder if all the popes are in contact with God.

Cristina: What? Nah.

Jack: Yeah, that's their s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Popes and God.

Cristina: I don't know. Popes and Gods. I don't know. Popes are rapey. Are they? They're probably the same.

Jack: That's who.

Cristina: As the other rapey church people.

Jack: Yes, I guess. Priests. And what are the name of the Hebrew people? The rabbi. Rabbis are kind of rapey.

Cristina: Who's not rapey?

Jack: Who's not rapey? I wonder if pastors are rapey.

Cristina: Probably.

Jack: You think? Oh, fair enough. Look, this is what I'll say.

Cristina: Any group of people has at least one rapist.

Jack: Has a lot. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Like, hey, I am pro. Save all the children that are starving. Like. Like, you know what? I'm pro life in the most literal sense. I Want all the kids alive, in stomach or out of stomach, and they need to be treated well. But, like, when nobody's looking. What? What? Say that. Say it again, bro.

Cristina: What did you say?

Jack: Nobody's looking. I slide in one of them.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: What? Hold up, hold up, bro. So you dedicated every penny you've ever made, your mega billionaire, and you went out of your way to give everybody everything they need so that all the babies survive. And then you. You solved. You solved world hunger.

Cristina: Who are you talking about?

Jack: I don't know. Some random guy. Oh, you solved world hunger.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And now no kids are dying of hunger. And you say you solved AIDS just so that the kids wouldn't die. And then you did what? Well, after I saved the kids, I slid, so even. You. You megahero. You're out here f****** kids. I bet Elon Musk has f***** a kid or two. Who's stopping him? He's super rich. Who's stopping him? He's so rich, he'll pay anybody off. You'll be like, well, I guess that kid stayed f*****.

Cristina: Oh, that's awful.

Jack: D***. How close was he with Epstein? He has so much money, he can hide all of it easily.

Cristina: Hide all the kids?

Jack: Yeah, he probably bought most of the kids before that island got raided. They're on Musk Island. Who's stomping him? The cops showed up, and they're like, there's a million dollars in that room over there. If I just happen to walk away, maybe I know the code and I can say the numbers as I continue to walk in this direction.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Who knows? I could just go to jail right now and your life stay the f****** same. And at that moment, that cop was like, nah, maybe I'm okay with rape.

Cristina: Awful. Awful.

Jack: Look, you could make anybody okay with raping a child with enough money, you don't have to rape the child yourself.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: But somebody can pay you enough money for you to be like, well, I know there's other kids out there getting raped that I can't do anything about except in this scenario. I know, but I don't say anything, and I'm $5 million richer. Like, there's a f*** ton of kids getting raped this second as I'm saying this. How many kids get. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, okay. So we did the math here.

Cristina: Look, it's complicated. It's a lot.

Jack: It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. So this is. No, it can't be every second, bro. That means all the kids I think.

Cristina: We did it wrong.

Jack: We did some wrong math because it's not possible that there's that many kids getting raped every second. There can't be 1.3 million children getting raped every second.

Cristina: No, I think we did something wrong.

Jack: We had to do something wrong every second. No, no, no way, dude.

Cristina: Well, we'll explain the math we use anyway to get this number even though.

Jack: Well, there's. There's 1.3 billion adult adolescents, so teenagers in the world. And the percentage of them that get touched or raped or something along those in a year is about 20 million.

Cristina: 20 million in a year?

Jack: In a year.

Cristina: There's no way in the second is how high.

Jack: It's one. No, it couldn't be one. It couldn't be. I guess, I guess that would be like a kid, like 13 kids per second.

Cristina: 13 kids per second.

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. The math is wrong. Let's fix this real quick. Okay. This is way less dark. Still f*****. But every two seconds, one kid is raped. That's the right math. Every two seconds, one kid is raped. Which means there's 30 kids raped per sec per minute.

Cristina: That's ridiculous. But not as bad as 1.3 million children. Three child being raped.

Jack: All the kids at the same time. We have 20 seconds before every teenager currently existing. Every teenager currently existing is raped. G******. Okay, definitely not a funny topic. But every two seconds a kid gets raped.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And like they. Elon Musk just offered you $5 million to ignore the one kid you see him walking away with. And you know he's gonna rape that kid cuz you caught him. You're like, you. You got Rape island, don't you? And you're like, yeah, you caught me. But there's $5 million over there that says you ignore this one child the way you do the other f****** 20 million that are going to get raped this year.

Cristina: That's so horrible. That's so horrible.

Jack: I mean, the things we block out are crazy, right? The amount of murders that go unsolved, it's like 97%. It's some crazy absurd number. And the amount of crimes that even make it into the news, less than 1% of all crimes. You can't show that to the public consistently.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: People would panic. So you only show them the ones you're likely to solve. And then once you've solved them, it creates the illusion of security. This is a dynamic that is designed intentionally to maintain the public in check and make sure that they don't spaz.

Cristina: Out in fear of everything and steal toilet paper.

Jack: Exactly. We saw that people are stupid and do s*** like that. So knowing this, the world kind of has this agreement of let's show things that support that we're great and fine.

Cristina: Mm. Except in Florida, where they just share everything.

Jack: Yeah. But hella murders, hella rapes, wars everywhere of all kinds. Just random s*** happening, crazy diseases other than the one that they aimed at. And we're like, oh, my God, we're so horrified. There's worse s*** out there killing way more people. Great. Fantastic. All of it is hidden from us, including the 20 million kids that get raped every year. Every two seconds is one of them, Elon Musk says, Here you go, $5 million. Look the other way. So you can just look the other way. That's just a number. That's just a number. You could save that one kid and go live the same life you've been living.

Cristina: What if you like that life?

Jack: That's fine. Would it be better with $5 million?

Cristina: Probably.

Jack: And what difference does it make to you? Other than knowing? I guess.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If he had, like, a little X ray thing, like the. The Men in Black thing, and then you mind cleared, I don't know what happened. You're like, hey, yes, but zap me with that thing you got.

Cristina: He probably has that thing.

Jack: He probably has a thing. He'll invent that s*** just to be in the clear. But also, if anybody could just walk on a stage and be like, I f*** kids, it's probably Elon Musk, because, what, you think he would get canceled? You think you cancel a guy that rich? What are you canceling? Wouldn't stop buying your cars. Yeah, but I have a rocket company, and nobody's gonna stop by my rockets. Otherwise, we don't go anywhere.

Cristina: We can steal that technology.

Jack: Who's gonna make it? What money? What funding? No. Nobody is abandoning Elon Musk. He could show us a cave of dead puppies. No, just every week he takes another one, snaps its neck and just throws it in there. Just. Just fun. I just like killing puppies. I'm f****** Elon Musk, b****.

Cristina: Awful. Everything. No.

Jack: Who's stopping him? Well, we're gonna cancel Elon Musk. Okay. How do we do this? Well. Well, he owns Twitter, so we can't. We can't really cancel him there. So what else is there? Well, he has a car company, and, like, we. Well, we need clean air. We can't just cancel the electric car company, so we can't really cancel that. Okay. Great. Okay, so you can't cancel his Twitter, and you can't cancel. You can't boycott his product. We can cancel his basics, rocket like s***. But then we. I guess we just stop technologically if we do that one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And, like, if we stay in one planet species, we're like. We're probably gonna go extinct.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So we kind of need to just, you know, let. Let him do that, too.

Cristina: No.

Jack: What can you do to Eli? He's the most important man in the world.

Cristina: You clone him and get rid of the original.

Jack: Yes, but that guy isn't gonna be the same him. He's him because of his experiences.

Cristina: Well, he has the same experience you just took out. The one part of needing to rape kids. But besides that, he's exactly the same Elon Musk in every way. That one thing. Unless that one thing is how, like, without that one thing, he just can't do the same things.

Jack: Can you imagine? Can. Oh, my God, bro. You're telling me that the possibility that the only reason he's so ambitious and so genius and so innovative is because the power of child rape?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But look, look. Why is it that rich people do this? Is that the source of their power? We've had this conversation before. Something about rich people and children f****** goes together.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now, my question is, is it because they are rich that they believe they're untouchable and thus f*** children? Or does f****** children make them rich and untouchable? The chicken or the egg?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Is it like, I just f***** the kid? I guess I'm invincible?

Cristina: But they can also just scare the children. Or sometimes they just want the children's blood, and it's just weird.

Jack: Well, that happens over here. I don't know if that's happening over there.

Cristina: Oh, but it's just weird. Okay, then just all of it's weird. I don't know.

Jack: You know what's interesting? Does Universe Three have a child rape problem? We do. Universe f****** One does. For. For sure. For sure.

Cristina: For sure.

Jack: But, like, I haven't heard or seen anything about that, probably.

Cristina: I'm sure they do. They just don't talk about it.

Jack: Or they question it. Like, it doesn't even. Like, does it happen? It doesn't happen. Yes, it does. It totally does. Where's your proof? I don't have any, but I know it does. I bet they do that all day long.

Cristina: They do that about everything.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's. That's the theme of Universe 3.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: Yeah. Anyways. Running out of time. But That's. I guess we didn't really touch on a lot of the stuff. The problem is that it opens so many doors to conversation because of how weird the things that happen are.

Cristina: You're talking about in universe one.

Jack: Universe Three.

Cristina: Sorry. Yeah. Three.

Jack: Yeah. This is just a weird universe. A lot of questioning, a lot of doubting.

Cristina: We talked about three things that were happening there.

Jack: What were the three things? Edward Scissorhands. No. Roe v. Wade. Johnny Depp. And the war in Ukraine. That.

Cristina: Oh, and the world's ending because of climate.

Jack: Oh, that's four things.

Cristina: Yeah, that's four things.

Jack: Okay, that's four things. That's four things. So, yeah, we feel. I mean, I guess. Yeah. See, there's some stuff. Some stuff. We'll catch up to this as well.

Cristina: Somehow ended our children being raped. I don't know if that related to their world or our world or what.

Jack: Look, the point of that really is that we are just really bothered by the amount of child rape that exists. There's a lot. And look, look to any. Anybody listening, like, don't f****** rape your kids, bro. Don't. Okay, look, maybe I rephrase. I phrase that wrongly. Don't rape anybody's kids.

Cristina: Yes, but usually it's most likely that you do it to someone you know, though, so it is probably a good.

Jack: Thing to say, hey, yeah, look, don't rape your kids. Don't rape your nieces or nephews. Don't rape strangers. Children. Look, don't rape children. Let's. Let's. Everybody, look, I know that you guys in universe three can hear me if you guys got this problem, and us here in this universe definitely got this problem. But look, just. Just as a rule of thumb, maybe we come together. Right, but not with the kids. You don't come with the kids. You see where I'm getting at? Together, but not with the kids.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: We just. We just don't come with the kids.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. Like that sounds right.

Cristina: Yeah. So wrong, but yes.

Jack: Yeah. I mean, I got to put it in the language that they know, right? You know, you. You can't. You can't be. Oh, that's naughty. You don't do the naughty. Not with the little. No, no, just a big, big. Because, like, bro. Like, come on, bro.

Cristina: Yes. It's ridiculous and sad.

Jack: That's f*****. Anyways, look, you guys can find out how we discovered about Universe 3 in the first place. And that one time that we talked about it, we discovered university and we talked about universities, so you could find that. I think one of Those is actually called Universe Tree. And yeah, so you guys can check all that stuff out and find other episodes kind of on anything you'd want on the official website, greatthoughts.info on Apple podcast, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. Just ConvoPod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, raid and review.

Cristina: The show and let people who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yeah. It's important that you tell people this. What if I. Every. Every sentence I said had a question mark at the end. It's important that you tell people this.

Cristina: Has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: Did you hear what Donald Trump said about Ukraine?

Jack: What did Donald Trump say about that?

Cristina: The whole situation.

Jack: He thinks it's the. The Russians are really good and big and it's the best country in the world. And Putin's a real nice guy. And there's. He's super nice. He. Great man. Great man.

Cristina: So close. So close. He said that this is the problem of the windmills. The windmills are the problems.

Jack: He did not do it.

Cristina: He said it in an interview. I have the quotes never happened.

Speaker C: And we did talk about it. I mean, he definitely wanted Ukraine loved Ukraine would never have happened. What do you see happening next then? Because it seems like the tensions are high. What. How does this all end? Is this going to be like a long term thing?

Jack: How do you see it unfold?

Speaker C: Well, and I said this a long time ago, if this happens, we are playing right into their hands. Green energy. The windmills, they don't work. They're too expensive. They kill all the birds, they ruin your landscapes. And yet the environmentalists love the windmills. And I've been preaching this for years. The windmills and I had them way down. But the windmills are the most expensive energy you can have and they don't work. And by the way, they last a period of 10 years and by the time they start rusting and rotting all over the place, nobody ever takes them down. They just go onto the next piece of prairie or land and destroy that. It's incredible that they want, but other forms of green energy they don't have.

Jack: Bravo. Bravo. Yes.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 140: Poopzilla Causes Climate Change

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Where do the sewers lead to? Does it go back into the ocean water? Does human fecal matter add to pollution the way cow farts do? And how do we solve this poo related climate crisis? The due solves the problem of outdated sewers and climate change simultaneously on this episode filled with innovative solutions. Support the cause. Contact the Cave Sewer Society: A nonprofit organization trying to move all the sewer systems into local cave systems.

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Portapotty
  • Innovating the Toilet
  • Dead Babies
  • Legal Cannibalism
  • Cannibal Parties
  • Sewer Cleanup
  • Poopie Homeless People
  • Poo To Water Ratio
  • Cave Sewers
  • Shit Demon
  • Godzilla vs Poopzilla
  • Shit Beam
  • Living Poo
  • Poop Portal

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So as usual, be sure to find that significant other that's going to listen to the show with you, whether it be a person you've loved your entire life. You guys have grown up together. You were, you were like childhood friends. Like, your parents knew each other before you guys were conceived. And then you guys were born around the same time. You're the same age. Your parents decided, hey, we're gonna have kids around the same time. How cool is that gonna be? They're gonna be best friends. And you guys actually turned out best friends in your opposite sexes. That your best friend ended up being who your first date. And you guys fell in love in high school and then you married them and now it's 40 years later and you've been with this person your entire life, whether it's that person or the homeless man that stuck his finger in your mouth while you were in the train.

Cristina: There's no homeless man doing that, is there? Homeless men?

Jack: I bet there's like, first, what do you do after that moment? Right? You kill yourself, I guess.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: A homeless man.

Cristina: You hope that he's really a billionaire who is doing some weird prank show and is going to give you money. I don't know.

Jack: Like, what did you just catch if a home. What did you just catch if a homeless man?

Cristina: Then you turn into rat man. You become. You get superpowers.

Jack: Can you imagine? It's like rolling around in chemical waste at that point. Yes, it definitely is. It's f****** crazy. What? Where, where have they been? They don't have access to toilet paper. They're just using like random s*** they find around occasionally, bro. And they can't wash their hands afterwards either, bro.

Cristina: Are you sure they're not just using regular bathrooms like everyone else? What about a night, 24 hour open places?

Jack: What if they don't live by one?

Cristina: Oh, those potties. Porta Potties.

Jack: Those aren't everywhere.

Cristina: They're not?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Maybe they just huddle around those at night. They find them.

Jack: They just have natural trackers that take them to where the porta potties are.

Cristina: You'll find them in, I guess, the park. I don't know where. They're random porta potties outside.

Jack: Whose job is to clean that s***? Dude, that sucks. I guess, like, we saw one, and it was, like, a timer on it, like, once a week. This is, like, cleaned out.

Cristina: They're honest about how often that's cleaned.

Jack: And, like, I'm sure people are worried. It's, like, how much s*** is in here, but, like, in a week, how many people use that thing?

Cristina: Especially if it's a very popular spot.

Jack: And, like, haven't we learned by now not to sit on the toilet of public bathrooms? How do people take dumps? Do they hover over the toilet?

Cristina: Yes, I guess.

Jack: But then, like, the higher up you are, the more splash, which means you have a worse problem.

Cristina: You probably can't p*** in those. I don't know.

Jack: Wait, Porta potties don't have water? No, it just, like, smashes into it and slides in.

Cristina: Yeah. So you can't worry about it splashing to you.

Jack: Why aren't other toilets like that?

Cristina: They have too much water.

Jack: Yeah, they should have no water.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Poo into it first. Make the inside of all toilets brown. Like, let's be real, right?

Cristina: So you don't have to look at that poo.

Jack: Because it's gonna just smack into it. It's not gonna be, like, a splash on. It's just gonna be, like, a clean. Every time it hits, like, the inside.

Cristina: Of that, it should be, like, whatever color a healthy poop looks like, that's the color it should be.

Jack: That's when you should know. Yeah. So that you're like, that's too dark. It's not. There's something wrong.

Cristina: Yeah, there's something wrong. But then what about peeing? You still peeing that, too?

Jack: You still peeing it too? Yeah.

Cristina: Well, it'll be harder to see if you're having healthy pees.

Jack: Oh, s***. I see your problem. There should be two toilets.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There should be a pee toilet and a poo toilet.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thus you can tell if you're healthy or not.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The pee toilet should be the normal color of pee as well.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. So you know if you're under or over, whatever that is.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it gets dark, you got a problem. If it's too light, you got a problem. Well, no, it will never be too light because it's already that color. So I guess white for pee is fine.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: But brown, Healthy. Brown.

Cristina: Healthy.

Jack: Yes, for poops. And no water in it.

Cristina: And no water.

Jack: That's why you need water. Well, no, you flush it later.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The water will come in.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then it'll empty out.

Cristina: But if it's too big. And that's why they have the water in the first place.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like it just clogs. Like, won't there be a clogging problem? You had a really big dump.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: There might be clogging problems. Like the water's trying to get in, but it's right there in the hole.

Jack: But isn't that already what happens when the poo is too big? Like there's no water from the other side. The water from the other side finished draining. Oh, you just gotta clog. It's the same, I guess.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Or there. Okay, fair enough. Maybe we. Maybe we just redesign the toilet. Right?

Cristina: What about for the homeless people?

Jack: Well, we're gonna redesign the porta potty. Well, the porta potty doesn't matter.

Cristina: It's fine.

Jack: Yeah, they just poo in it and it falls into like a dry hole.

Cristina: That's it.

Jack: That's it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I'm sure there's water down there, but I guess we should use the design of the porta potty in the regular toilet. Which means have two layers. Right. The top layer is brown and has a hole through which the poo will slide into.

Jack: That's gonna fall into water after the hole. There's no way it's gonna splash up all the way and hit you because it's too far down and there's a whole hole size something there.

Cristina: It's a huge hole size.

Jack: Yeah. So the poo goes through.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then falls into water. Poo didn't poo directly into water.

Cristina: Maybe people don't want bigger holes because like something important could fall in there. Like a baby. I don't know.

Jack: You don't need a hole so big a baby could fit into it.

Cristina: I don't know. What if it has to be that big? Like big enough that the head will fit somehow.

Jack: I am so sure there have been babies found dead in a porta potty.

Cristina: There might be people drowning babies in this. I don't know.

Jack: Right. That's kind of crazy.

Cristina: So it can't be that big because then people are just stuffing their babies in there.

Jack: I'm sure it's happening already. You can just open a porta potty up and do it.

Cristina: Oh, in a porta potty. But not a regular toilet.

Jack: You can stuff a baby into the top part that holds the water that.

Cristina: You'Re flushing, but you're not hiding it.

Jack: Well, yeah, you could close it and.

Cristina: Everything, but it's gonna stay there. The body just stays there, I guess. That's disturbing.

Jack: Wow. That's f*****. So yeah, there was in Texas, there was in fact a newborn baby found dead inside of a porta pot by workers emptying it out. I knew that was something people did.

Cristina: That was Recent too. Says June 3rd of this year. Oh, people are desperate to get rid of these babies.

Jack: They're like, I can't have another baby in the house.

Cristina: Yeah, it could be that. Or they're like, we gotta protect the planet from global warming and to protect it we need to get rid of some babies.

Jack: No, you know what we never really think about and it's kind of f***** up, right?

Cristina: What?

Jack: Imagine a woman gets pregnant and she's like in quarantine and we don't see her the whole year and she has her baby in the house and then they just get rid of the baby. Like they throw it in the trash or something and it's like just no record of that human having ever existed. That's just a dead baby.

Cristina: No one has to double check if they knew she was pregnant. Like, no one comes to check that the baby's healthy or not.

Jack: She doesn't want to, huh?

Cristina: You can't just throw away a dead baby, I think.

Jack: I mean, it's obviously illegal. Yeah, but like, who knows that she has the baby? Who's the person?

Cristina: If they've seen her stomach though, people know. Unless she hits. What are they going to do the whole time?

Jack: No, it doesn't matter. So they saw her stomach. What's happening there? Her neighbor saw that she's pregnant and.

Cristina: I don't know, they would call the cops, cuz murder.

Jack: How do they know There will be.

Cristina: An investigation and then they know too late.

Jack: The baby's already been deposited into the f****** dumpster area site. How many bodies are out of f******, bro? That's crazy.

Cristina: You think there's a bunch of bodies in there?

Jack: What, where? The trucks throw away all the trash? H*** yeah. There has to be. There's no way there isn't.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't know.

Jack: There's like over 90% of all murders go unsolved. They're probably there.

Cristina: Or they're all there.

Jack: Water.

Cristina: Mmm. Then they'll be in this toilet that has the huge hoe in it.

Jack: Yes, but people will find the babies in the porta potties. Yeah, but people will never find the baby that the mom threw into a trash bag with the rest of her food tied up neatly, put it into a black bag and put the black bag into a trash can outside for the trash people to pick it up.

Cristina: I don't know. I bet people found those babies. I don't know how they find those babies, but they. Someone found them.

Jack: Nah, I think. I think that was just dead babies for days.

Cristina: I don't know. How did they find this baby? I mean, it was in a porta pota.

Jack: They're just cleaning the porta potty and they're like, ah, hey, look at that baby.

Cristina: She probably. I don't understand how like, was she really abandoning this baby or did she not know she had a baby?

Jack: She like, she's like, this is the biggest poo out of my v***** I've ever had.

Cristina: Yeah. Like it could have been one of those situations that she didn't know she was pregnant. She's like, oh man, she just pooped and got out.

Jack: I've never pooed out of my v***** before. It's the biggest I've ever taken.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know.

Jack: And then ploop. Oh, what a relief. Oh, wait, there's a giant. Long term.

Cristina: She didn't even check.

Jack: There's a giant long t*** sticking from me. I gotta cut it off. No, the umbilical cord.

Cristina: Maybe that poofed out too. It just all came out and she didn't look back.

Jack: Umbilical cord's a weird thing.

Jack: Some people eat it.

Cristina: No, she ate it. No.

Jack: Would you eat your child's umbilical cord.

Cristina: If it was cooked right?

Jack: That's technically cannibalism.

Cristina: Yeah, it's the closest. It can't be. Is that illegal? Like cannibalism is illegal?

Jack: No, there is no. We already went through this. What you specifically taught us how cannibalism is technically not illegal. It's illegal to kill a person to eat.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes. But it has to be self defense or. No, that's not it. Yeah, no, you can special case. That is okay.

Jack: Yeah, volunteers. A person could just give you the body part that you want to eat.

Cristina: No, I'm pretty sure that's not okay either.

Jack: Yeah, some guy was. Cut his p**** off and they were.

Cristina: Gonna eat it together and then the guy killed him. So we don't know if that was okay or not fair.

Jack: Fair.

Cristina: Because that turned very illegal. I'm not sure if the Case if they didn't do that, if he didn't attack him, would it been legal?

Jack: Could we. To get like, man, that's crazy. The government needs to stop deciding who can eat their own d*** and who can't.

Cristina: Yeah, I remember there was a story though. I think it was France, which, man, there was one country that they didn't have any cannibalism laws. And so the guy kept.

Jack: Germany.

Cristina: Was it Germany?

Jack: Yeah. There's an absurd amount of cannibals.

Cristina: No, there was just one random guy who just kept eating dead bodies. I don't know where he was getting these pieces at, but he would just eat it in front of the government building or whatever.

Jack: And Yeah, I remember that story.

Cristina: I'm guessing too passed laws or something like he was protesting in a very weird way. Or maybe not.

Jack: Maybe he just like. I love eating people in front of other people.

Cristina: Yeah, that's crazy.

Jack: I know. But I know that Germany is the one that we found that had a crazy amount of cannibals.

Cristina: Yes. They just chilling around. Yeah. The guy who killed the guy that they were gonna eat his p**** was the guy that said there's a bunch of cannibals out there in Germany. Yes.

Jack: It's a 10 out of one. Can you imagine 10 out of one? I don't know, because that's an impossible.

Cristina: He only knows about about 200 of them, I think he said wasn't over.

Jack: Where the f*** does he go when he find, like cannibal parties, man? I guess I went to the huttest cannibal party, man.

Cristina: No, it would just be people talking about they want to eat people and probably not none of them actually eat people.

Jack: A lot of people go missing kind of regularly. Oh, like this is feasible that they're eating people.

Cristina: Everyone's eating people.

Jack: They are. A lot of the cannibals.

Cristina: A lot of the cannibals are eating.

Jack: There's a lot of people going missing all the time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Seven billion of us. We can't keep track of it.

Cristina: You think a lot of it's going to cannibals?

Jack: Enough of it. There's obviously a lot of human trafficking and organ trades, slavery.

Cristina: And that thing that the mom takes out, what was it called?

Jack: There's the umbilical cord and the placenta both get eaten.

Cristina: Yeah. You think she can sell that on the Internet to a cannibal? Would that be legal?

Jack: That should, in theory be fine because.

Cristina: That'S not really a dead person.

Jack: You gotta freeze it.

Cristina: Well, maybe she freezes it right after.

Jack: Cuts off the umbilical cord, puts it in a freezer.

Cristina: Whoa. Maybe she wants to see how much money she can make off of this. I wonder if someone's done this. Someone's had to. Maybe a home birth. You could do that.

Jack: Probably. I guess you'd have to go to, like, the black market to really find it. You know, one of those websites that sell everything.

Cristina: I'm not gonna get in trouble for just looking it up on a regular website, but, yeah, probably. They sell anything there, so.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like diapers.

Jack: I know. That's crazy, right? One of the hottest things on the black market is diapers.

Cristina: Babies are expensive.

Jack: I don't know why anybody has babies.

Cristina: I don't know. They should all be abandoning their babies in a porta potty.

Jack: That makes perfect sense.

Cristina: Or into this toilet that you're gonna make.

Jack: Yeah, this way. Efficient toilet.

Cristina: But now, is that toilet being made to get rid of babies, or is it still the water for the water problem?

Jack: So, water problem. But I'm assuming you could definitely throw a baby in there. You wouldn't fit the baby through the hole, though.

Cristina: It's not that big.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: In the porta potty, you can open the porta potty.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You can't open, like, the hole. There's just water down there, so you don't really need it. Just water and poo in the toilet? Yeah, in the second hole.

Cristina: Oh, okay. There's a second hole.

Jack: The first hole has no water.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That goes into, I guess not a second hole, but that goes into a chamber with water where the poo falls into.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And that's what gets flushed.

Cristina: Ah, yes. Yes. So no babies in there?

Jack: No babies in there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: How do the sewers get cleaned? I've seen trucks do it, right? They just stick like a hose.

Cristina: They send homeless people down there.

Jack: Why don't they? Homeless people will do the job. They're already kind of poopy.

Cristina: That's awful, huh? But they send people down there. Yeah, down there.

Jack: People down there. There are people whose job it is to do it. They don't even want to send the homeless people. Poo is part of their life.

Cristina: Is it?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's well known homeless people roll around in poo all day.

Cristina: No, they go to open to porta potties. They have to. There's nothing else.

Jack: I wonder how many homeless people have reached into the porta potty and touched poo.

Cristina: Why would any of them do that?

Jack: There has to be somebody, right? At some point.

Cristina: I feel Like a child is more likely to do that.

Jack: Right? But like at least one homeless man stuck his hand and touched the put in the porta potty.

Cristina: Just one.

Jack: Just one. Seven billion people. One f****** homeless man stuck his hand into a porta potty to touch poo.

Cristina: You think one regular guy would do that? No, he has to be a homeless person.

Jack: Has to be a homeless person. They have to be way more comfortable with poo.

Cristina: Why would they be more comfortable with poo?

Jack: Just because your body is 50% poo.

Cristina: How?

Jack: Their dad was a human. Their mom was a pooh.

Cristina: And that's how. And that, whatever that is, is a homeless person?

Jack: Yes. That's why Bono can't have children because they're all poo.

Cristina: Are they homeless people or are they just poop?

Jack: They're homeless people that are made out of poo. They're made out of poo. They just look human.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The poo less people.

Cristina: Huh? And what is he? Is he a homeless person?

Jack: No, he's the poo. He's just a poo.

Cristina: Oh, he's just a poo. Okay, that's true.

Jack: Bono is King poo.

Cristina: So poos can't be homeless, but their babies are homeless.

Jack: I mean, like a poo that doesn't go out and make money could in theory be homeless.

Cristina: Yeah, like human.

Jack: Yeah, but like most poos that are hybrids are homeless, okay? That doesn't mean broke, that just means homeless. They just live outside.

Cristina: They just live outside.

Jack: Some of them got a lot of guap.

Cristina: But live outside.

Jack: But live outside like poo should.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: They live like poop.

Cristina: They live like poo. Yeah, because they are part poop.

Jack: They are part poop. It is in their nature.

Cristina: Where did you get that from?

Jack: Where'd I get what from?

Cristina: Poop people.

Jack: Where wouldn't I get poop people from?

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know.

Jack: The problem is, man, okay, so they clean it, right? They go down there, they hire all the poo people, and the poop people go into the sewers because they're mainly poo already. And they clean the sewers.

Cristina: Then I don't know, are they poop? Wait, because they're poop people, does everything they clean actually get cleaned?

Jack: No, it's like. It's like if you used a t*** to wipe off the poo that like landed on your car from a bird.

Cristina: That's what it's like, you know?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like if that was. If that's the sponge you were using.

Cristina: So then you can't use the homeless people to clean.

Jack: You can reduce the. They can go in there and push the vast majority of poop out and then send somebody who isn't dirty to clean after them to clean the. Because they wouldn't walk in like inches of poo that's been cleaned. They got going to like power, like hose everything down.

Cristina: That sounds so. Okay, well why can't they do that? Or everything they. They're standing on everything is just poop.

Jack: In the sewers, all things are poop.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But the person standing in there is not poop.

Jack: Standing in where?

Cristina: The sewers to clean up the mess.

Jack: Oh, the one with the power hose. No, it's fine. It's power washing. They're in there, but they're not standing in the poo because the poo got cleaned up by the poo people.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's how it goes. I'm sure that it is entirely possible to come up with some other way to like get rid of it, right? No, the problem is that poo intoxicates, right? Like it's, it's emissions of some sort of.

Cristina: Get rid of it in the sewer.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. So that people don't have to go down there.

Cristina: We can create an animal that eats the poo. Is that possible?

Jack: Interesting, interesting. It could be possible, but I don't think we'd have like the resources. So there's so much poo. So much poo. We need a creature who would just get stuffed by the poo and want more. Just billions of humans or a thing.

Cristina: That could like, reproduce. Like, there's rats in there. We get them to be poop loving.

Jack: Rats, then that's a problem. How long before we're overthrown by the poo animal?

Cristina: I don't know. We're not poo though. They have no reason to bother us.

Jack: No, but they would fill up the sewer so much there'd be no more room.

Cristina: Because they reproduce too quickly.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. I was thinking, like, this is where my thought went, right? Because I'm thinking poo cleaning poo. And like, cows create emissions by pooing and farting and s***. And then that f**** up our environment. The climate has changed because of the cow farts.

Cristina: So we're gonna get rid of the cows.

Jack: Well, that's what stopped me from being like, we could burn all the poo. We could just like light all the poo. But does all the poo just fall in the ocean?

Cristina: I hope not. I like to think that they just End at the sewer.

Jack: I think it falls in the ocean.

Cristina: Oh. Somewhere that no one is.

Jack: It would have to be right. Because what we have to look at is we aren't really bothered about drinking or being in poo water. Nobody's bothered by that. We're bothered by the ratio of poo to water.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So like in a pool, any amount of poo is too much poo. But in like a lake, a t*** is fine. A t*** like you could be this poo water. There's poo in that water. But also you'd be fine.

Cristina: Wild animals, you don't think about like a person. Poo.

Jack: It doesn't matter getting in the lake. There's poo in there.

Cristina: Oh yeah.

Jack: So like the ocean is drowning in poo. There's so much poo in the ocean.

Cristina: There are places we could just dump poo in the ocean. I guess. Like it's huge. There's unknown places you'll find a hole in the ocean.

Jack: I think that's what sinkholes are. I think they found like a landfill. You know what a landfill is? Okay. So just filled with poo. Then you throw dirt over it, solidifying it. And then you build houses on top of.

Cristina: That's what those are.

Jack: Just a house built on poo. And one day that poo gets re soft and cracks underneath the the dirt that was thrown there and there collapses and boom. You fall into a hole. Well cuz, where does the sinkhole go? To h***?

Cristina: The f*** I don't know. But you think it's. It was poop before.

Jack: I'm pretty sure.

Cristina: You think we made those sinkholes, Man.

Jack: What are the odds of landfill as a sinkhole? Right?

Jack: That's crazy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I did not know this. So a sinkhole can just be a tiny little hole where it could just go way down there into the earth. Hundreds of feet into the earth.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's f****** nuts.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But so in reading this, you know what that gave me the idea for what There are like a lot of caves.

Jack: Why don't we create a system of sewage that sends all the poo instead of into water because I'm pretty sure goes to water and send it into just the center of the earth. Just start filling the earth with poo.

Cristina: Filling the earth with poo.

Jack: But we would never. This all of humanity could fit in like one state. You could fit the whole planet sort of people into like Texas. So we won't ever fill the earth with poo?

Cristina: No.

Jack: At least not anytime soon.

Cristina: We could just Find a really deep hole. Like, isn't there a deep hole somewhere in. I don't know where it is. Somewhere.

Jack: The one that goes to h***.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, what if we just stuff that hole with poop?

Jack: How long before it got filled?

Cristina: I don't know. Because I'm guessing that goes really, really deep. They don't know where the bottom is.

Jack: Yeah. Fair enough. We could just. But then we got it. That's not. Probably gonna start delivering the poo. Because then we need way more trucks that are gonna release way more. We're trying to stop climate change.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And solve the poo problem. That's because the cow poo.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And farts. Messes the air up. We can't just burn the poo. Which would be the ideal because it would just disappear. But so much poo. We f*** the planet up.

Cristina: And throwing it into volcanoes is a bad idea.

Jack: We might trigger the volcano.

Cristina: Oh. Boo. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. It seems problematic.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But we either make systems in which they fall into caves.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Or we. Because if we tried to take it to the hole that goes to nowhere. Planes and boats and trucks. Like, we need way more poop.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To move all the poo in the world.

Cristina: That's probably causing more problems than.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Because by throwing it in the water, at least you're not polluting the air. You're just polluting the water.

Cristina: But now we're gonna pollute caves.

Jack: Well, we wouldn't be polluting the air or the water. Assuming the caves don't connect to water. But we're already throwing it into water. Maybe we just throw it so deep that by the time the water comes from wherever deep it is, the water has been filtered by the rocks and crap that it's moving through.

Cristina: Aren't there volcanoes in the water? We could just find one of those and throw them in.

Jack: But then we need the transportation.

Cristina: We still need the transportation.

Jack: If we can just. Every city is built upon enough that if you were to go far down enough, there have to be like catacombs or some s***. Right.

Cristina: Where? The stuff of those catacombs with poo.

Jack: This can create a sewage system that takes all the poo to the catacombs.

Cristina: And that won't be causing any problems.

Jack: We don't know. It's like lead pipes. We didn't predict it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like it happened. And we were like, okay, maybe that's a bad idea. But like, at the moment it seems fine. Pooh filled catacombs seems like a really good plan.

Cristina: Yeah. Like what could go Wrong.

Jack: What could go wrong? Unless, like, that's where demons come from and like we have some sort of poo monster. The pooh down there?

Cristina: I don't think so, no.

Jack: Yeah, there was a poo monster in the movie Dogma.

Cristina: There was?

Jack: Yeah, it's a Kevin Smith movie.

Cristina: I have to watch that. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. And that poo monster, he came from a cave? No, he just came from the toilet. Oh, yeah, but he was a poo monster. He was at least made of enough poo that he could come out of a toilet and be like a good 7 or 8ft tall.

Cristina: What was he like, the U2 guy where he's just one person's poo or was he like.

Jack: No, I think he's composed of everyone's poo.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think there was a legit like, poo made, poo monster.

Cristina: Poo made. Okay, yeah.

Jack: Made a bunch of people's poo and.

Cristina: But did something make it alive or it just.

Jack: Angels make poo monsters, I think.

Cristina: I'm not really sure the angels did it.

Jack: What the f***?

Cristina: It says s*** demon. It does look like a demon.

Jack: Oh, got it. But like the angels caused the s*** demon.

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: I think.

Cristina: Can angels make demons?

Jack: Depending on the Dogma, certain angels are. Demonstration.

Cristina: They're gonna shoot it.

Jack: Gonna shoot the s*** demon. Okay, so do we learn something? I don't think we learned f****** anything. I just know that there's a s*** demon.

Cristina: So it's not from their poop. It seems like it's its own creature.

Jack: No, it's made from h***.

Cristina: It could be h***'s poop.

Jack: No, it came from the toilet.

Cristina: It did come from a toilet. Okay.

Jack: The toilet overflowed and then the s*** demon formed.

Cristina: He might have traveled through the toilet. That doesn't mean he was made through the poop that was in that toilet.

Jack: We saw him be formed from the s*** that was in that toilet. He just.

Cristina: That toy. That poop might have traveled there. I mean, from where?

Jack: So that poo is connected to h***?

Cristina: Yeah, look at it. It's not normal poo.

Jack: It's like, yeah, he's like extra wet, but like, I don't know, he's like diarrhea that's solidified or something. Yeah, but like, so we connect the sewers. We send all the poo into the catacombs through the sewers and then it forms and it harvests there. You know what the fear would be.

Cristina: Besides the poop demon?

Jack: Well, no, the poop demon would be the result. And it's because we also saw this sort of happen in Ghostbusters where a lot of negative emotions led to like this demon forming over the city.

Cristina: That's what happened in that movie.

Jack: Yeah. Like in New York City, all the negative emotions created a demon that was like the big boss at the end of the movie.

Cristina: I remember the big boss, but it didn't look scary or anything. It had a smile on its face.

Jack: Oh yeah, I guess. But it was made out of evil emotions.

Cristina: It was.

Jack: Yeah. So assuming people don't feel like all the mean poops of the world are also going to be down there and.

Cristina: They'Re going to create the demon.

Jack: Yeah, it's slowly going to like, all the negative poo energy is going to fall together and sort of start manifesting more. And it's going to. As it lands together, it just vibes with itself, slowly creating consciousness within the poo.

Cristina: With enough poo, it could become so big, it could become like a poop whale. And then we don't really have to worry. We just can never go into the sea.

Jack: Well, it's in the catacombs though.

Cristina: Like, if it made its way out, how big could it be? How much poop could stick to it before it decides, okay, that's enough poo. Now I'm a thing. Well, it could be our size, but it could also be like Godzilla size and it rips out of the hole.

Jack: Yeah. Well, here's another problem because we already know that we have a Godzilla to fight the Poopzilla with.

Jack: I guess, I guess the question would be. Right. So we're gonna have a Poopzilla inevitably. Because we solved our pollution problem for poop. And we even have like the cow poop falling into here with all the poop. All the poop of the world just falls into our catacomb thing and creates Poopzilla, which is a giant. It's a giant poop monster the size of Godzilla. Size of a city, essentially. What we really need to think about is in a one on one battle, would Godzilla.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or Poop Zilla win? It's kinda like Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla.

Cristina: And Godzilla wins.

Jack: You think Godzilla wins? Because if I lit a poop on fire, what would happen to the poop? That's Godzilla's main thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Fire.

Cristina: It just gets worse, doesn't it? It might kill Godzilla. It might be like, it might kill all of us. Like the creature will die, but the result of the fire hitting it, like.

Jack: The pollution could be astounding.

Cristina: Yeah. Maybe he shouldn't use his fire powers, because I don't think that's. That's a good idea.

Jack: So he has to hit it.

Cristina: He fights. Or we can get King Kong.

Jack: I think it's a safer bet to get King Kong. But King Kong is so small next to, like, Godzilla.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Unless you're talking about that movie where they're the same. Are they the same in that movie?

Jack: In that movie, they're the same. But that doesn't make any f****** sense because, again, King Kong had to climb the Empire State Building.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it, like, took a while. Godzilla walks up to the Empire State Building, he's just staring at the tip. There's, like, a clear difference. They are not the same.

Cristina: He's got a bunch of powers. It's not just he breathes fire.

Jack: Godzilla. Yeah, he breathes fire. He also has, like, an ice blast or some s*** like that.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, depending on the movie, he probably has different powers. I think one time I read that he can also transform, like everything else. Like, he has transformations. He can go through transformations. I don't know how.

Jack: Shapeshift.

Cristina: Yeah. I tried to find a picture of it, but it's really, really hard. Maybe YouTube has something of it.

Jack: It would be like a clip of him turning into some s***, right?

Cristina: Yeah. Like, they described it as a giant eel, but it did not look like one to me.

Jack: What I'm. What I'm more interested in is, like, what are the powers he has? Because you could transform into some other s***, but, like, then what? You're still hitting a poo. Yeah, a giant poo the size of a building.

Cristina: Transforming won't help at all.

Jack: It won't. It's like, what are your abilities? Freezing the poo that's overpowered.

Cristina: If it could fly. If he can fly out into space, I don't know if he could grab.

Jack: Oh, s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But then we gotta, like, want. He's still a lizard. Like, he can't survive in space.

Cristina: We don't need him to.

Jack: We need Mechagodzilla at that point. If we can use Mechagodzilla to give poo zilla.

Cristina: But does he have the same powers? Because. No, I think Mechagodzilla, you need freezing powers.

Jack: We could team up.

Cristina: Team up. Okay. Godzilla freezes the giant, like in that.

Jack: Stupid f****** movie where, for whatever reason, Godzilla and King Kong were the same size.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: At the end of the movie, they teamed up against Mechagodzilla.

Cristina: Poor cat.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense, considering you're both wild f****** animals.

Cristina: One of them. And then after the fight, he was like, okay, we're cool now.

Jack: Yeah, it doesn't make sense. It's like you should. It should be a free for all. You should all three just be hooking off on each other. But you're like, no, we make sense. Where. Now you hit me so hard I can critically think.

Cristina: Yes, and we're cool now. But Godzilla was the bad guy the whole time. Right? And he beat the King Kong.

Jack: King Kong was a good guy.

Cristina: Yeah. Didn't we get King Kong to fight Godzilla? I don't know. That might not be the movie. I don't know. I didn't watch the movie. But I feel like that's what happened. I feel like we had.

Jack: Somebody was a bad guy, somebody was a good guy, and then they, whatever reason, joined.

Cristina: It's just Godzilla is always the bad guy. That's why I think. Then again, King. That is also.

Jack: But incorrect.

Cristina: He's not always a bad guy.

Jack: No, Godzilla's the good guy a lot of the time. Most times Godzilla's the good guy when.

Cristina: It comes to creatures, I guess.

Jack: Yes, you always call on Godzilla.

Cristina: But when it's not versus creatures, then Godzilla is the monster.

Jack: Yeah. Usually when it's solo Godzilla, no, He's just like f****** a city up.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Okay, okay. So for anybody who doesn't know what just happened, we took a pause. We looked at how Godzilla is called.

Cristina: And there was no call.

Jack: There was no call. Godzilla just kind of shows up.

Cristina: As long as you're in the water, it seems like you gotta take the monster to the water or around the.

Jack: Water and Godzilla will come and save the day. So Godzilla's not gonna save the city?

Cristina: No, he has no interest. Just don't mess with his home. That's why.

Jack: Yes. She's overprotective.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So interesting enough. The poop monster's only way out would be through water. So it would have to cross through Godzilla's home.

Cristina: So we don't have to summon Godzilla.

Jack: You don't need to summon Godzilla.

Cristina: They'll just want to get rid of the monster.

Jack: Is just gonna attract Godzilla.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then the epic battle begins.

Cristina: But if Godzilla throws one of those mouth laser things, Godzilla cannot.

Jack: Godzilla needs ice.

Cristina: Are you sure there's a Godzilla with ice powers?

Jack: Yes, there definitely is Godzilla with ice powers. Crap, I thought there would be one.

Cristina: No, it seems like it's all radiation based.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. How's Godzilla gonna be Poopzilla?

Cristina: No, he. If he threws throws any beams That's. That's against the problem that we're trying to fight, I think.

Jack: Climate change.

Cristina: Yeah. So him doing anything would just cause more climate change.

Jack: So it has to be like a hand to hand combat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And Godzilla isn't like a T. Rex where he has tiny front arms. It's like normal sized arms. He could swing. He could. They gotta fight. It's a fight. They're gonna fight. They have to fight. That's the only way. Hit him with your tail or some s***. Break Poopzilla in half.

Cristina: His tail. It can't be that strong. Unless he turns into one of those transformations where his tail has a laser that lasts for him.

Jack: We can't let it.

Cristina: Oh no.

Jack: No lasers.

Cristina: No lasers.

Jack: By any means. We have to avoid hitting Poopzilla with a radioactive laser beam that's gonna fry the.

Cristina: Probably not the right guy. There's gotta be a giant ice monster.

Jack: Something that can freeze. I guess it comes down to human technology.

Cristina: We gotta freeze it.

Jack: Or Mechagodzilla. We can use Mechagodzilla to give it a hug and fling it into space.

Cristina: Okay, as long as he doesn't use any powers. Because I'm guessing he has the same exact powers. I don't know if they gave him anything different.

Jack: But all we could just get him to take Poopzilla into space. Fling him at the moon or something.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Poopzilla isn't gonna like come off. It doesn't have any.

Cristina: But will that affect us in the future though? Will poop be raining from the sky from the dead poop monster?

Jack: No. Be on the moon. He's not gonna break apart. Are you sure he's stay composed enough moving through the water? He's pretty solid at this point.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, if he survived the water. Yeah, like if he doesn't though, then we have another problem where our water is full of poop. Our water is full of poop, but it's way more. It's all our poop.

Jack: Well, yeah, but it's also like all our poop is already in the water. But this is so much water that the poop to water ratio, like I said before, is pretty insignificant. It's all collected in one spot. That's not like a lot of poop.

Cristina: Are you sure it's all in there? Oh, that sounds awful.

Jack: Yeah, that's one of the reasons the ocean is the worst place to go. People who go to the beach are just walking in the poop. Okay, but you can take Poopzilla to The moon. And thus got rid of the poop monster.

Cristina: What? If you can survive on the moon.

Jack: It's fine. Let him survive on the moon. He probably doesn't breathe. He's made a poop.

Cristina: Exactly. That's why he probably doesn't breathe.

Jack: So he'll be fine.

Cristina: But if he gains the ability to, like, shoot himself into space or something, he just swims through space and back.

Jack: To us, then we have a problem. But, like, that's an overpowered problem. How would he. Let's say he did evolve to be able to do that. What would it take for him to leave moon's orbit in the first place? Like, it would take a pretty monstrous jump. And his legs aren't, like, powerful like that. If he looks like Godzilla.

Cristina: Yeah. And he can't. Yeah. I don't know.

Jack: It would take some effort.

Cristina: Would he have powers like Godzilla? Does he have some type of breath power?

Jack: S*** power. He shoots a s*** beam.

Cristina: S*** beam. If he shoots the s*** beam out of his b*** to jump out that way.

Jack: Interesting. You think his s*** beam doesn't come out his mouth? It comes out his a**.

Cristina: It makes sense. If it came out of his a**.

Jack: He's a giant t*** that poops.

Cristina: Yeah. That makes the most sense.

Jack: A pooping t***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Do you think our poo. I mean, technically. I mean, we established this in the past, right? That our poops. Was that on the show or we were just having like a private discussion about how poop is alive.

Cristina: I don't remember, but we. I think that was. That might be a clip or something. I don't know.

Jack: Really, I don't even know. Well, in case we didn't discuss this in front of a microphone, Poop is alive. We've established a poop is alive because it's made out of cells. Yeah, it's made out of cells. And all things made of cells are alive.

Cristina: That is so crazy. It shouldn't. I don't know. We. That was not in. Is that really. Man. We have to have these rules written out so we can look at them because I don't know if that's enough.

Jack: It's enough. The what? The f****** rules of life.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's easy. If it's made out of cells. It is the highest form of alive.

Cristina: It's the highest form. Poop is just the highest form of life.

Jack: Yeah. First you're alive, which is cellular.

Cristina: Wouldn't that be it?

Jack: What?

Cristina: It would just be alive?

Jack: Yeah, it's alive. Who is alive? Cellular. Then we have alive. So cellular. Then Alive, then galvan, then inanimate.

Cristina: So it's alive, but not inanimate. It's just alive.

Jack: No, it's like the highest form of alive. It's like equal to humans because it has cells.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. No, no, this doesn't make sense.

Jack: No, it's more alive than fire. Fire grows.

Cristina: There was rules. There was rules. Besides that. Was that really all that it needed? I feel like there was more to it. I don't know. Maybe it was just. It's hard to imagine poop is just alive. As alive as us.

Jack: It is, though, because all we're thinking. There are creatures like we discussed on the episode of Life that are.

Cristina: I need to see this.

Jack: But they're inanimate. They don't move. But they're made of plants. Yes, certain plants are just cellular things, but they don't.

Cristina: But they're alive anyway.

Jack: Exactly, because they're made of cells.

Cristina: Ah, I don't know.

Jack: They're made of cells.

Cristina: So poop is alive.

Jack: Poop is a living thing. There are some creatures that don't eat.

Cristina: I don't know, peasant. I think we were talking about sperm, and I don't think that made it.

Jack: No, sperm is the highest form of alive. We were trying to remove it. But it's made of cells, which.

Cristina: Then that's why you really gotta get. We gotta look at this list again. It's been a while.

Jack: It's been a while. Fair enough. Fair enough. Okay, so that's the list, right? There it goes. Cellular, alive, Galvan, and then inanimate.

Cristina: So then it's just cellular.

Jack: No, because everything above is everything below. But everything below is none of the above.

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: Yes. So everything cellular is by default alive.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Oh, Everything alive has all the rules that require something to be galvan, plus more.

Cristina: But it might not have cells then.

Jack: Yes, it could be alive without cells.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Although we don't have an example for it. We have cellular, which includes all of the things that are alive.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Unless cellular meant alive, but I don't. I don't believe so. I think it's cellular, alive, Galvan, and then something else.

Cristina: Inanimate.

Jack: Inanimate.

Cristina: I'm sure it makes sense. I'm a re listen to this episode and make the list myself so we can put it on the website.

Jack: Fair enough, Fair enough. We need that somewhere. It should have been in the show notes. I don't know.

Cristina: Yes, but it will be in these show notes. Maybe like a link to it.

Jack: Yeah, and we'll put it in the past. Show notes. As well. We just have to establish what it is. Not even like a hard search.

Cristina: Yeah, it's not. So.

Jack: But I'm pretty sure it goes in that order. Cellular, alive, Galvin, inanimate. There might be a fifth one. I don't remember what the f*** it was.

Cristina: There might be.

Jack: Or not alive, just dead.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess that would be just that.

Jack: Yeah. And Galvin satisfies some of the things on the list.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Alive satisfies all of the. It checks off everything on the list. But it doesn't need to be made of cells.

Cristina: Yeah. I think the example was like, if God was a thing.

Jack: Yeah, well, no, God doesn't actually check the list because he doesn't need to eat and he doesn't need to poop. Yeah, He's Galvin.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: He's like fire in the sun.

Cristina: Yes, but we don't have no example.

Jack: Of something that's purely alive. We just know that that's a thing that's necessary.

Cristina: What about robots? If they become conscious or whatever.

Jack: I don't know. And the other thing is, we did Frankenstein as an example.

Cristina: And what was he?

Jack: I believe Frankenstein was. He's a cellular. Right. But those cells are all dead.

Cristina: But they were brought back to life.

Jack: So he was brought back to life. I don't know if everything else is functioning as should be. He might be an example of something alive. Yes, because he's undead. So he's not dead anymore. He's alive, but he's not cellular because all the cells are dead.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So zombies would be the same thing? I guess.

Jack: Depends on the zombie. A voodoo zombie. Yes. Currently zombies aren't dead people.

Cristina: They're not dead people. Okay. They're not.

Jack: They're infected people.

Cristina: They're still okay. Yeah, but doesn't it take the infected person to die? To turn?

Jack: No. You can get bitten and just turn.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some examples. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Okay, so the poop is alive.

Cristina: The poop is alive. I guess.

Jack: Cellular, but, like, doesn't need air. I'm assuming it's made of poo. Poo doesn't need air to stay alive.

Cristina: Yeah, it's just poo.

Jack: And it would never get back to us. It would be too hard. It would need a crazy mutation.

Cristina: The poop monster.

Jack: Yeah, Poopzilla.

Cristina: If you had the poop flying power to fart, you know, he wouldn't be able to get to.

Jack: The question is, would he be wasting himself and doing it?

Cristina: Oh, okay. There's just gonna be a bunch of poop in the Sky.

Jack: It wouldn't even like he would think about the distance between the moon surface and leaving the moon's gravitational pull. You will dissolve and just flop back onto the floor as a puddle.

Cristina: So. But not onto Earth. It would just be poop puddles onto the moon.

Jack: Yeah, because before you get out, you still need the pressure to lift your whole body weight.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And escape moon velocity.

Cristina: So we don't have to worry about this poop no matter what.

Jack: No, if we get it to the moon, we're fine.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So the solution is Mecha Godzilla to get rid of Poopzilla, and then we can continue using the catacombs to deposit all.

Cristina: Why would we do that again?

Jack: We wouldn't have stopped. Why did we? Why would we stop? If we were successfully solving the pollution problem.

Cristina: So we're just gonna keep doing that. But then what if it makes a big enough poop monster on the moon and that shoots back onto Earth or something?

Jack: I think there would be many different poop monsters on the moon.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And we can also vary our tossing of them. We're assuming that they try to leave with their poop launcher and they just die, falling back down to the moon as a puddle. Yeah, and it'll take many, many millennia before there's enough spread out puddle that it's touching each other, forming new poop monsters.

Cristina: So we'll have giant poop monsters.

Jack: Y. We'll have time. There'll be time to deal with these poop.

Cristina: Because what if they become poop humans or something?

Jack: They could start a whole poop civilization on the moon.

Cristina: But then they get. They create a poop rocket ship to come back here.

Jack: Then we have a problem. But they have to like, technologically advance. Yeah, they need poop knowledge. And as they advance. Well, first they need to begin on the. The poop age, which is when they're using basic poop tools. And then they're going to go through like more advanced poop industrial revolutions and farming and s*** like that. You know, start building the cities.

Cristina: What would farming be like? You're just farming poop, I guess. Are you eating poop? Is that cannibalism?

Jack: They farm corn exclusively.

Cristina: Where did they get the corn from? I guess if, like, it's our poop. Okay. Yeah, okay, there's corn there.

Jack: They eat nothing but corn. And they eat corn, beans, and nuts.

Cristina: But how are they gonna grow those things on the moon? Is enough poop gonna somehow help the moon have plants to grow?

Jack: Like, I don't look after they become sentient on the Moon, it'll naturally start to become poop reformed. Like terraforming, but poop.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: And so a different kind of ecosystem will form on the moon.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Science man, Ecosystems happen naturally. And so after there's enough puddles of poop from giant monsters trying to get off the moon, but then falling back down though, there's gonna be poop oceans. And as Earth starts warming up and we. And the sun gets bigger and heats up even the moon to the right temperature, poop cells are gonna start to evolve. Because it's already made of cells. There's already cells up there. It just needs the right condition to start evolving.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So over millions of years, it's gonna happen. So one day we're just gonna be attacked by random people who discovered the ability. And we're not far. We're Earth, but we're gonna be so advanced by that point, it's not a problem.

Cristina: We're talking million times. We know when it's advancing. We'll be watching.

Jack: Yeah. In fact we're probably gonna first directive that s***. And just like we get the zoo theory, we gotta like the zoo hypothesis. You know, we gotta keep the moon safe because they're evolving naturally. Yeah, we got it. We can't interfere with. We made it and now they're living thing. We gotta let it happen naturally.

Cristina: But we can't let it touch us because it'll probably kill us. I don't.

Jack: Yeah, we're gonna be so clean by then. Yeah, I mean we got rid of our poo and pollution and just threw it up there over and over. Yeah, we haven't that. Like that would kill us.

Cristina: Yes, it would kill us.

Jack: But we've got the technology to just fend it off.

Cristina: Okay. What?

Jack: Okay, so technology saved the day.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Sure. Technology destroyed the planet to begin with.

Cristina: Mm. But then we made it someone else's problem.

Jack: Yes, the moon. And then we made life. We're God.

Cristina: Mm. S*** became we're God.

Jack: Of course. Exactly the way you'd expect humans would become God. By s***. Yeah, by means of s***.

Cristina: Everything we make is s***.

Jack: Everything we make is s***. And now quite literally the s*** we make is s*** we make.

Cristina: Yes, it makes sense. It's the way it's supposed to go.

Jack: The s*** we make is. Yes, it's. We are always sitting around questioning. Right.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The next stage is machines. The next stage is machines. We're f****** stupid. It's been underneath our a**** this whole time.

Cristina: It's. But we can also see it from like what we've done. To the planet, what we've done to animals. Turning wolves into dogs.

Jack: Yes. Everything gets turned to s***. We turn everything to s***.

Cristina: Exactly. You can just look at what we've done.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. From a wolf to a pug. We made s***.

Cristina: We have been doing that this whole time.

Jack: We just didn't know. It's like the. It's like the writer that goes his whole life, you know, I'm be a lawyer. I'm gonna be a doctor. And writes in his journal every day since he was, like, f****** five years old. I wonder what I'm gonna be. I'm gonna write stories about what I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be this, I'm gonna be that. And grows up, goes to college. I'm gonna be this. I'm be that 30 years. I'll be this, I'll be. That makes it 40. I'm gonna be this, I'm gonna be that. Always writing about it. And then he realizes, oh, s***. I've been writing my whole life. I'm a writer. Of course, I'm not a doctor or a lawyer, an architect or this or I'm a writer.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's where we are. We're like, technology is what we do. No. Wrong making s*** is what we do.

Cristina: That's what we do. That's all we do.

Jack: Always done. We make s***.

Cristina: Yeah. And that will help us somehow save the world.

Jack: It's gonna. Well, we're also the cause of the problem.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is very us.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's so us to create a monster by accident and then have to save it and then pat ourselves on the back for saving it.

Cristina: Exactly. Exactly.

Jack: Like, we did it, guys. We saved the world. It's like, it wouldn't have needed saving.

Cristina: I guess that's the same story with Godzilla. Like, we proud that we stopped him from destroying us, but also it's our fault.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. We made Godzilla.

Cristina: Yeah. He's the monster that we made through technology and destruction.

Jack: To be completely fair, like, we own the Dragon Balls at this point. Like, we got. We got the big balls, too.

Cristina: The big balls.

Jack: Yeah. We could just summon this super mega Shenron guy and just get rid. But it would be too easy. And it's like, it'd be cooler.

Cristina: That would be so pointless.

Jack: Yeah. Like, it defeats the purpose of everything. We kind of got overpowered with that one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we no longer touch those because it's not fun. I'd rather use our s***** technology. Like the f****** time machine and the quantum computer and that stupid portal. We still don't understand.

Cristina: Then you. Why didn't we send it through the portal?

Jack: Why didn't we send all the poop through the portal then?

Cristina: We don't know if it could just come back through the portal.

Jack: We don't. Ish did.

Cristina: Ish did.

Jack: Yeah, he hopped in and out, like, effortlessly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that's probably total disregard for his health.

Cristina: All right, this plan works, then.

Jack: If we can replicate that portal, we can maybe just put that portal at the bottom of the catacombs. Oh, and make sure that the version we make is, like, hanging in that side.

Cristina: But we don't know where Mindscape came from.

Jack: We just got. I guess we got to really look into this portal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: D***. We now got a reason. We could stop global warming. If we think about it.

Cristina: We're gonna use this portal for that. Just for poop.

Jack: For poop.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: We're gonna. We're gonna make a poop portal.

Cristina: Okay. That's all crazy, but if it randomly popped up in my backyard, I feel like there might be more random ones out there.

Jack: True. And they're. Fair enough. That is really solid thinking. We just didn't. We're like, I know it's a portal, but, like, there has to be more, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The question is, is it on Earth? How would we find these portals? I think Minecraft rules.

Cristina: Minecraft rules.

Jack: We have to enter your portal and exit through one of the others to see where it is.

Cristina: I don't know, because we don't know what's in there.

Jack: Subhumans are gonna be in there.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Boom.

Cristina: Yep. We solved it. Okay.

Jack: Solved it. We're gonna send some subhumans through your portal and try to get them to come out any of the other portals and then contact us immediately. Unless at least a different universe entirely.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Let's do that. Mm.

Jack: So I guess that's that. We figured it out and.

Cristina: Saved the day.

Jack: Save the day.

Cristina: With our poop.

Jack: With our poop. And, like, somehow we got here from a homeless man sticking his finger into your mouth.

Cristina: Not in my mouth.

Jack: In the mouth of our listeners.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. I don't know. It also let us have dead babies.

Jack: In the porta potties.

Cristina: In the porta potties. Yep. And who knows how many dead babies are out there.

Jack: And then we were revolutionizing toilets in the first place.

Cristina: And then that led us to the homeless people. Led us to the portal potties. That led us to the toilet.

Jack: Well, we were talking about, where do we home? Well, because homeless people. The problem is that homeless people take s**** Wherever. And you were like, in the porta Potties.

Cristina: Yeah. Then where did we get the whole. Let's not have toilets that splash water.

Jack: On our butts, because where do we go to, like, what's the difference between the Porta Potty? Like, a porta Pot is cleaner by default. Right. Because a public toilet, like, you're trying to not sit on the toilet seat, but, like, the water still splashing up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like, that shared toilet, that water is toxic. And I'm like, okay, we can solve that problem by making a new toilet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then I'm like, why would we just make new toy.

Cristina: Why don't we just revolutionize the homeless guy? The toilet.

Jack: The homeless guy.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And then the porta potty with the babies. And then the new toilet.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then that led to the entire revamp of the sewage system, which then led to Poopzilla, which we found out in the fight with Godzilla. Godzilla can't win.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then we called in Mechazilla to take it to the moon, where then an entirely new civilization formed over millions of years. And they're at any moment gonna wage war. But we've carefully been watching them and holding them at bay. And to stop that from happening all over again, we're gonna make a new portal. After studying your portal and send the rest of the poop through there.

Cristina: So we're gonna have the sub humans explore that portal.

Jack: Yes. While the other sub humans are on a continuous war with the poop people of the moon.

Cristina: Okay, that sounds good.

Jack: Legit.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We've solved all the problems. Pollution is over.

Cristina: Yes. I feel like we found things on the moon before. Wasn't there something on the moon?

Jack: On the dark side of the moon. It's shared with the Chinese.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think there's aliens or demons or something.

Cristina: Exactly. Like, we've got quite a few things up there.

Jack: We're f****** up space. Like, that's pretty. What? Pretty much like, the more scientific and, like, advanced technologically we get, that's not.

Cristina: Where we put our prison. It wasn't the moon. It was Mars.

Jack: Mars.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay.

Jack: But no, there's s*** on the moon too. I'm, like, sure of it. We just haven't gone up there in so long. I don't remember.

Cristina: Like, the roaches, they come from the moon?

Jack: No, they were from Mars.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: That's why we on the replacement Mars, we created prisons that hold all kind of creatures.

Cristina: Yeah. All right.

Jack: And eventually some poop monsters will be there. Some people, I guess. I Guess they're not monsters. How disrespectful.

Cristina: It depends on what they evolve into.

Jack: Fair, fair. Anyways, I guess find out next time what they turn into people. Stay tuned. To be continued. What poop people turn to be. And you can find, I guess either last episode or two episodes ago, we were talking about Godzilla as well. And compete seeing what it could fight. And actually size comparison. We're doing size comparisons.

Cristina: If you. Giant snake like dragon, like monsters.

Jack: Yeah. If you ever seen this, the scaling things on YouTube. Like this star is that size. And this is like this galaxy is bigger than that. Like that thing. We did that.

Cristina: Yeah. With fictional dragons.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Starting all the way at like a griffin.

Cristina: That's not really it. I guess it counts because it has wings.

Jack: And it took us all the way through dragons to the biggest dragons, which is where we collected the super mega ultra awesome balls.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That we don't use because then life would be meaningless as f***. So, yeah, you can go check that out. You can find those episodes, any related episodes and a multitude of other episodes on the official website. Great thoughts.

Cristina: Like that episode about life also go check that out.

Jack: Oh, yes, the life checklist. And learn about it. And we'll try. We'll dig into that too. You can find that on the official website. Greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. Uscombopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and rate the show. Rate it. Leave us a rating. And if you want to, we won't force you necessarily, but you can leave us a review. We'd like those too.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, especially the homeless guy. All he wanted was some connection and some intimacy. And, you know, you're a kinky f***** who likes to stick your finger in your girl's mouth. He was doing the same to you just to show you love.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: And that's when you caught AIDS and died.

Cristina: So how is he showing?

Jack: He didn't know he was gonna give you AIDS and you were gonna die.

Cristina: Oh, I mean, we're gonna give him cancer anyway.

Jack: Yeah, you f***** regardless. Like, you heard this episode. You're done.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Might as well suck on that homeless man finger.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Enjoy.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: New conspiracy. Netflix started the Pandemic because they didn't let it be in the award ceremony.

Cristina: It's their revenge.

Jack: Yeah. So now, nobody gets to be in the award ceremony unless the award ceremony is rewritten to allow all the things.

Cristina: That were not in theaters in theaters.

Jack: That's Netflix ripping it.

Cristina: That's their evil plan.

Jack: That's their genius plan.

Cristina: But how would Netflix, of all things, be able to do all this?

Jack: It just paid Raccoon City, like the people, the doctors in China. Raccoon City, China, to make the virus.

Cristina: That's exactly what paid for the virus.

Jack: Paid for the virus to be released.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: And they're like, the pandemic is gonna make everybody go inside and nobody's gonna go to theaters. And then everything that goes to theaters to get the awards, because it was in theaters, now it can't go to the wards, just like we can't go to the awards. So if they want it, they gotta rewrite the rules for years. People are gonna be too scared to go to theaters because the virus might still be out there. And so we win, everybody. Now we are the award show. Only if your movie came through our platform. And we might Only them. No, we might not even allow you to have your movie on our platform if you were gonna not let us be in your stupid f****** award show.

Cristina: Should be just that one director. Unless there's multiple directors who were like that.

Jack: No, I think it was just George Lucas. Right? It was just. So no Star wars on Netflix. I mean, they can't anyways.

Cristina: That goes to Disney.

Jack: Yep. So George Lucas can never be. Was this f****** part of it that they know.

Cristina: But then Disney needs to make their own award thing.

Jack: But it wouldn't matter because it's only Disney things. They're just patting themselves on.

Cristina: They could do that, I guess.

Jack: Nobody would give a s***. It Netflix won Netflix one. If they decide to make an award show about the shows and movies that are on Netflix, they f****** win. Not even originals, just things that could only be released when they get put there. Yeah, because where else are we gonna put them? And I already made them. And how are we gonna get the money back? We're gonna wait four years and go broke? No, they need to go somewhere. So we'll get Netflix to give us the money by putting it on Netflix.

Cristina: Now Netflix is making moves and making their own Hollywood areas.

Jack: That's crazy, dude. I'm telling you, this is part of the plan. Netflix is trying to take over.

Cristina: Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor, and Published by Great Thoughts.info Art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media, managed by Amber Black.

JCP 5.02 Michael Horn & Billy Meier Prophecies

Guest Michael Horn, documentary filmmaker, blogger and follower of the teaching of Billy Meier and his Prophecies, comes on to discuss the profound nature of Billy Meier’s experiences and quest to correct the errors of humanity through spiritual teachings (non religious) and philosophies. An episode jam packed with subjects from subatomic blueprints for life, population control and other pressing issues. One of our most ‘Must listen’ episodes to date. If you want to be informed, Michael Horn is the man for you.

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  • A.I. God
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