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Join unlikely duo Calm Cristy & Genocidal Jack, clones employed by the Illuminati, as they ramble about their workday mythical creature hunting, dealing with global politics, stopping the apocalypse and adventuring to other planets. With rampant speculation clarified into horrifying possibilities, conspiracy theories tossed around and an occasional guest in a no-holds-barred discussion, learning how absurd the universe can be is unavoidable.
“Take Nothing Personal. It’s Just Conversation.”
Can time paradoxes be fixed? How would they be fixed? And would solving the paradoxes then suggest time travel is possible? The duo ramble on about time travel and attempt to patch the holes in time travel paradoxes.
Is the Resurrection of Jesus Christ an event that took place? If Jesus never died, were any sins cleansed? Will we have to be the ones to resurrect Jesus Christ? The duo begins the process of searching for the best way to extract Jesus from cryostasis, but in order to do so, they must deep dive into all the different methods of revival conceived of by man.
Is cryostasis possible? Will the technology to properly manage it ever be perfected? Will Santa explain the origin of his “magic?” The duo compose a plan to simultaneously get ahold of Jesus Christ and Santa Clause with one absurdly intricate, highly convoluted, and mostly unnecessary plan.
Before the clones took over the show, why were the original hosts so valuable to the Illuminati? Does the portal in Cristy’s backyard have something to do with their disappearance or early demise? The duo investigates the original two hosts they were cloned from and questions why the events of the show have turned out as they have, ultimately landing them at a conclusion they’d never expected!
Guest Michael Horn, documentary filmmaker, blogger and follower of the teaching of Billy Meier and his Prophecies, comes on to discuss the profound nature of Billy Meier’s experiences and quest to correct the errors of humanity through spiritual teachings (non religious) and philosophies. An episode jam packed with subjects from subatomic blueprints for life, population control and other pressing issues. One of our most ‘Must listen’ episodes to date. If you want to be informed, Michael Horn is the man for you.
Is Earth just an interstellar zoo for hyper-intelligent lifeforms? Answers to that and more on this episode of Just Conversation.
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While investigating the Mandela effect, the duo discovers something extraordinary about planet Earth. Digging deeper it starts to become apparent that there is high possibility Earth is currently being watched by advanced lifeforms. Searching for the answers as to why this is happening, the duo stumble upon several possibilities ranging from time travel to alien experiments, but what they discover along the way is something neither of the two could have ever expected!
What are the possible explanations for Deja Vu? Are you reliving a moment? Are you seeing the future? Answers to this questions and many more on this episode of Just Conversation!
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The duo return to their investigation on DeJa Vu to dig deeper and pick apart the concept and its origins with newly discovered information. Will they find a definitive answer? Or just circle infinite possibilities trying to please the Illuminati HQ CEO? Find out!
Why is Time Travel difficult? The hurdles of time travel and it’s paradoxes are dissected.
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Still attempting to understand how time travel works before using their stored time machine, the duo decides to unpack what they know of time travel and the bag of worms that opens. From paradoxes, to time loops, the clones have their work cut out for them before they can travel back and contact the Jack of the past pre-Cat People Destruction plot.
The thinkers go on a road trip and encounter a merchant selling tickets to the future. Too scared its a hoax that’ll take their lives, the duo sets out to investigate the merchants “time machine” only to discover its part of a plan to save the future humans from being doomed and enslaved by cat people.
