Rambling 184: Solving Future Sight Paradox
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Should the show have a new tagline? Could we see into the future and predict what tagline we will land on? Can we alter that future? The duo decide to unpack the changing of a three year old tagline and how it could have dire paradoxical consequences throughout time.
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Topics Discussed:
- New Show Tagline Suggestions
- Future Sight Paradox
- Singular Timeline
- Altering Time
- Never Predicting Death
- Who are the prophets?
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+Transcript
Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.
Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.
Jack: And this is a show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas.
Cristina: That seemed really long.
Jack: Does it seem short if I say it slower? This is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. Is that pretty long?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: What should be our tagline? Listeners should submit a tagline.
Cristina: No, no, no.
Jack: Look, look. Listen to me, people. Listen to me.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Fine. Just convopod on Instagram and send it. Just.
Cristina: Just send it.
Jack: Just send us your tagline.
Cristina: I hope they just write the same thing. I hope it doesn't change.
Jack: You think they're gonna. Or variants of it? What if they come up with variants of. This is a show where we grant humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas.
Cristina: Oh, that's cool.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: Like other shows tagline.
Jack: Okay, okay, look. Fair. Fair enough. Fair enough. So then I'm gonna make a rule right now, and we have to obey the rule. Now, if they send us a tagline, we have to use it for that episode.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So we have to use the tagline at the beginning no matter what. No matter what the f*** they send us all in the condition that's our. That's us being bound, but only in the condition that they send it from an account that is not just made to send it. Like, they have to leave because we're gonna credit. So whoever says it is gonna be linked to whatever they said.
Cristina: Okay. So if they are stealing, at least people know.
Jack: Yeah, people know.
Cristina: This is them.
Jack: Yeah. So if you. If you listen to the show, if you want to send us a tagline. You guys heard the rule. If you send it from an account that is not a fake account, and it's not an account just for this, but, like, has real person behind it.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And you give us a tagline. Just send us a message letting us know it's a tagline. Then we will use that tagline by default, regardless of what it says.
Cristina: So I hope we get a bunch of submissions.
Jack: Yeah, that'd be amazing. That'd be amazing. Who knows how often it'll change? Maybe we'll like one of those a lot and we'll just have a whole new tagline forever. That would be interesting. Well, but what should it be? What should it be right now? This is the show. Yeah, this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas.
Cristina: This is the show.
Jack: This is. Oh, I like that. This is the show.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack. This is the show.
Cristina: That's so dumb. No, I don't like it.
Jack: I love it. That sounds so accurate.
Cristina: This is the Rambling Podcast. Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. This is the Rambling Podcast.
Jack: Welcome. Ooh, I like that too. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. This is the Rambling Podcast. That's like. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Cristina: Oh, yes. Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. This is the Rambling. That's too confusing.
Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. This is the Rambling Podcast.
Cristina: Yes. Yes.
Jack: No, we'll figure it out. They'll send that to us. We'll send it to us.
Cristina: Please, someone send us that one. That's great.
Jack: Yeah. What do you predict they're gonna send us?
Cristina: probably something from someone else's show. I don't know. We speak to interesting people or whatever the Comedy Bang Bang one was.
Jack: Nah, because now you're putting the idea in their mind.
Cristina: Oh, of course.
Jack: Now that's the first place they're gonna go find them.
Cristina: Well, if they saw. They hear other shows, they've heard different taglines. Maybe I gave them that idea.
Jack: But you gave them the idea to s***** a tagline.
Cristina: Really?
Jack: Yeah. Maybe they didn't even consider those things. Taglines.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Like, they weren't even thinking about other shows. They were just focused on this show entirely and promoted a bunch of other people.
Cristina: Oh, well, I guess that's fine. I don't know. It's like, is it wrong to share no other podcasts? I don't know.
Jack: It is absolutely not wrong.
Cristina: If you listen to our podcast, I hope you listen to other podcasts. I don't know. Unless we're the only ones you listen to. That's interesting.
Jack: That'd be dope. I wonder if there's anybody like that.
Cristina: It just listens to our show.
Jack: Yeah. Anyways, outside of that. And who gives a crap about other podcasts? If they were to invent attack line, what do you predict it would say.
Cristina: Or tell us to say if they listen to our show? I hope it involves woke tacos.
Jack: That's old listeners.
Cristina: Yeah, that's true. That's true.
Jack: That's old. That's old stuff right there.
Cristina: Yeah, well, we know they're a true listener.
Jack: Interesting. Interesting.
Cristina: If they talk about the woke tacos.
Jack: That we make I wonder how deep into the woke tacos they go. Like, there's. There's. There's some that it's loose. It's across many episodes and only shreds and pieces about what and how.
Cristina: And how.
Jack: You know.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: All together. There's. There's a couple of pieces. How did we get the woke tacos? Is a question. You can answer me.
Cristina: I don't.
Jack: And yes, you can answer it.
Cristina: Yes. But I just remember. Oh, yeah, I know.
Jack: Yes, what and where could be answered. But I won't, because then they'll just tell us to say stuff relative to that.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Yeah, man.
Cristina: But it's made special. I can remember that. I just won't share what. How they're made, but they're very special.
Jack: It is with love. It's just with love.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Also heartbreak.
Cristina: Yeah. But I won't go through that.
Jack: I wonder if. Okay, okay. Weird tagline prediction thing, right? Let's say somebody knows what we're going to say as the future tagline. They only see forward in the future as to what is gonna be our new tagline, and they picture it. Then they come and they tell us to say the tagline. Now, in a scenario where I get a coin from an old lady at the supermarket, she gave me the wrong coin. It's from her country. Now I have a unique coin.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: I go, I shop, and I give the coin. That guy then hands a coin. Coin's moving around, and one person then hands. I guess, let's say me, cut off the transactions of the. The old lady gives me the rare coin. I have the coin. I then time travel and hand it to a person. That person then gives it to the old lady by going back in time, and the old lady gives it to me. Now, the coin exists, trapped with us. Yes, that's perfectly fine. This coin is trapped inside of a moment. But the person who. The reason it's trapped inside of the moment is because it was extracted from the moment. You know, in the case of us saying the thing because the guy told us to say the thing, but he saw say the thing, but he was never the original person to say the thing.
Cristina: So are you saying he's a time traveler?
Jack: I don't know. I'm not bothering with that part of it, ultimately. Just asking, where does the phrase come from? Then if he. He saw in the future, but like future sight, not literally travel to the future inside. There was no physical transaction.
Cristina: He was in the current time from his imagination.
Jack: But no, we were gonna say it.
Cristina: He didn't really know in this scenario. He really knows, then he's seeing into the future.
Jack: I don't. I'm not asking whether. I'm telling you he's seeing into the future. I know he's seeing into the future. I'm telling you factually he's seeing into the future. That was never up.
Cristina: And he got it. We got it from him.
Jack: Well, no, because he knew we were gonna say it already, but he didn't.
Cristina: Know where we got it from. That doesn't mean, like, unless he knew we were good. Like, how does he not. Like he doesn't know that he gave it to us?
Jack: No.
Cristina: Saying it.
Jack: No, no, no. This is. This is great. Totally. Totally fine. Totally fine. The problem is, how the h*** did he get it in the first place to say it if he needed to hear it from him who didn't know.
Cristina: It because he's in a time loop. Okay. Yes. Okay. Because he said. I don't know.
Jack: He said it, but he didn't know it. He only learned it when he said it.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You see how broken that is?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I guess he only said it because he.
Cristina: He told us to say it because he heard us say it.
Jack: But because he told us to say it.
Cristina: He told us to say it. Yes.
Jack: Which means. Yeah, he couldn't have told us because he didn't know. But he only knew by hearing it from us. But he had to tell us for us to know.
Cristina: But he doesn't know that. Like, unless.
Jack: No, no, no, he doesn't. Bothering again with the detail. That doesn't matter. All that matter, what he wants or none of that matters. Who cares? Throw him to the curbside. All that matters is he told us to say it because he heard us say it. But he would have had to tell us to say it for us to say it in the first place. For him to hear it, but because he could have never told us to say it before hearing it. Because he got the idea by hearing us say it. He only saw into the future.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then got the idea because. Oh, I'm gonna be the one to suggest he says it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But maybe he was always though. He was. In fact, he was always great, fantastic, whatever. But he then tells us to say the thing in travel through time or any. He just saw into the future. He didn't create a literal time paradox that has us traveling. We've all existed in the same exact time this entire moment. All he had was a little cheat sheet, and he knew what we would say. Yes, but he told us.
Cristina: Yeah, but he doesn't. I don't understand. Because he didn't know who told us anyway, so it doesn't really change anything.
Jack: No, no, no.
Cristina: You're gonna say it no matter what.
Jack: No, if that doesn't. No, no, I guess, yeah, we're gonna say no matter what. My question is that. Which is also not even up for debate. Of course we are gonna say no matter what. That's a problem. My question is, where does the phrase come from? It could not have been him.
Cristina: It could be from anyone. I don't know. Because if he didn't tell us, maybe someone else would have told us.
Jack: No, because we only know because he told us.
Cristina: But he doesn't know that.
Jack: I'm telling you that it doesn't matter what he knows.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: I am telling you that he told us.
Cristina: He told us originally.
Jack: Yeah, we only know about it because he told us. Because he told us.
Cristina: I don't know. Well, then what was the point of seeing in the future? I don't know.
Jack: So he hears the show.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Has his old school boombox just sitting there, turns the knob with the volume up, and it literally clicks. It goes. Every time he turns, and the volume just clicks a little higher. Like, you can't really tune it. You more of a, like, clock. And now it's a little, like, suddenly a little loud.
Cristina: Is that how it works?
Jack: No idea. But we're assuming old. So you're turning in a clock. Clock, clock. Volume is getting louder. Boombox. He's listening, and he's listening to us talking. He's like, oh, taglines. Cool, Cool. I'm into this idea. I got. I got a pen and paper to send some suggestions. And so he grabs his. His plume and he grabs his old rustic page.
Cristina: I'm confused about this time period.
Jack: And he's like a tagline for the rambling podcast. Yes, of course. But then he's like, wait a minute, Wait a minute. I must sit, close my eyes, touch my temples, and visualize where they are right now.
Cristina: But the thing is, like, what if it still came from him, but like a version of him who didn't look into the future? Like, couldn't that be a thing? Like, he just thinks about it. Like, he's thinking about it now, but without the future sight.
Jack: No, because now you're talking.
Cristina: Just think about it.
Jack: Now you're talking about an entirely different universe worth of s*** is interacting, acting.
Cristina: Why?
Jack: Because a different version of him, that's a whole other reality. No, we're talking. There's no.
Cristina: He never time traveled Then what is he doing then? It's not time traveling.
Jack: There's no time travel. All he does is see into the future. Okay, this is one trick.
Cristina: But even if he didn't see into the future, he might have thought of the idea. That's not impossible.
Jack: But that stops making sense.
Cristina: Why? If it's his own idea?
Jack: No, it can't. It can't because. No, listen to me. Listen to me. Because we're seeing the events in which he got the information. We're seeing how he figured the information out. Which is he looked into the future, received that. There's no other him I've talked about. There's just that him.
Cristina: But if he were not to see into the future, would he have not come up with the same exact idea?
Jack: No. Maybe he would have thought, like, blicklebarp is the best tagline ever.
Cristina: I don't think so. I don't know. It makes sense that he would just come up with it anyways. If he was meant to tell us. He was meant to tell us. It wouldn't have mattered whether he saw into the future or whether he thought it himself, because he was gonna tell us either way. It was gonna happen.
Jack: Why?
Cristina: Because that's just how the timeline works, isn't it?
Jack: I don't know. Is this back to the future?
Cristina: Yes. Is that how it works? I don't know.
Jack: No, I don't think. I don't think he was necessarily always meant to tell us, although he did.
Cristina: We were supposed to hear no matter what. Like we were supposed.
Jack: Like we're gonna get it. I'm not.
Cristina: No matter what.
Jack: No matter what. That's not up for the baby.
Cristina: Has nothing to do with him telling us.
Jack: It has nothing to or. Yes. No. He always tells us.
Cristina: If he does, then, yeah, he could have probably some, but I haven't mentioned.
Jack: No, I'm showing you the events and how he got them. I'm telling you how he acquired the information. How he got it isn't up for debate. No, listen to me. How he got it is enough for debate.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: What we receive is enough for the debate. How we react is enough for the debate. The facts of the matter. Anything physical happening within this world and only this one world.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Not up for debate. The question posed, and the only thing that should be focused on to answer is where did the tagline come from? Everything else is irrelevant from him.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Could not be. Because he needed to know it to.
Cristina: Tell us, and he did.
Jack: Right. But then he only knew it because he heard Us say it.
Cristina: But we don't know that he could have come up with it on his own. We don't know that either.
Jack: I'm telling you it didn't. Because we saw him. How he got acquired the information.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Right. We saw the event.
Cristina: Yeah. But we also know that we hear it no matter what.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: So it comes from him no matter what.
Jack: We don't know that part. That's literally the one thing we do not have the answer to. Because although we only see the instances in which one passes it to the other, we have no in between moments.
Cristina: Okay, so someone else could have given us it originally, then. And then he heard that. That's the other option.
Jack: That's. I guess. Yes, that would solve it to some degree.
Cristina: Because then he tells us. But then that's just. That's the changing.
Jack: He changed the events by looking into the future.
Cristina: Yes. Okay.
Jack: And then that's where he got it. And he created a weird bubble thing.
Cristina: Okay. But yeah, we could have gotten it from anyone else.
Jack: We're not even a bubble, really. Well, no, the problem is we know he gave it to them. Yeah, yeah. No, no, he did give it to us.
Cristina: F*** no. In the future we don't. I mean, did he hear us say this is a new tagline and this is.
Jack: Yes. Cuz his name is in it.
Cristina: Yeah. So was it his name that he heard or was it someone else's name?
Jack: Interesting. It was his name, I suppose.
Cristina: What?
Jack: No, I can't. That's crazy. No, because that does change everything. Let's say it did have his name. So. Okay, blurgoblop. As said by Bob. And then he looks into the future and he's like, Blue Girl, Bob is said by Bob.
Cristina: Then he says, I'm Bob.
Jack: Okay, So I should be saying this anyways. That was my suggestion. This was my original suggestion.
Cristina: Then it was from him.
Jack: Well, he's saying it's my original suggestion because he looked into the future and saw.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That we say Burger Bop by Bob.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And he's like, oh, I came up with it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: What? I just heard them say that tagline, Burgle bop. I made it.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Oh. So I'm gonna tell them anyways. I don't have to sit here and come up with anything because I heard me say it.
Cristina: Exactly right.
Jack: Except if this is how it happened. And he's like, well, I don't have to do anything to come up with it because this is what I already say.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Where did it come up with if he didn't even sit There. And think about it. He didn't try to come up with it. We saw him.
Cristina: Version of him. Who came up with it.
Jack: No, we saw the one version of him. He looked into the future to see the one timeline he's in the.
Cristina: So that's just.
Jack: Oh, do you see? He looked into the future to see the one timeline he's in. There's no other timelines. There's only this reality. He hasn't time traveled. He hasn't yet branched off anywhere. I solved that problem at the beginning. All he did was look to his own future.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And he saw Burgle Bop by Bob.
Cristina: I don't know. It still comes from him, I guess. I don't know. It's weird. It's weird because he says it. It's by him.
Jack: Yeah. Which means he said yes, he told us.
Cristina: But he only gets it from thinking about it in the future. I don't know. That's complicated. Like, what was. Like, if he didn't look into the future, would he not have told them? That's. I guess. Then what's. Really.
Jack: Yeah, the line would have been different, Right?
Cristina: Would it have been.
Jack: If he didn't have the ability to look into the future, he would have just said something different because he would have never heard Purple Pop.
Cristina: I don't know. Because that. Why? Like, that doesn't make sense. He would have said the same thing. It just doesn't.
Jack: No, no, no, no, no. It does. It. What doesn't make sense is that he would say the same thing if he only said it originally because he saw. He heard himself say it. We just haven't discovered where this thing came from. First we know it's floating in here. We don't know where it came from. It's quite the problematic paradox, because if he did decide, I'm not gonna look into the future.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And he does say something different. Bloggle. Bloggle. I don't know why this guy speaks in totally, ridiculously incoherent gibberish, but this is his thing, you know? It's super funny to everybody around him.
Cristina: He thinks it's hilarious.
Jack: He thinks it's hilarious.
Cristina: You can talk English, though.
Jack: Perfect. He's a scholar. Harvard graduate, doctorate. His language.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yeah. Savage. Savage at what he does. And then this is how he jokes around because he's a language doctor, which means language is what he finds funniest.
Cristina: That's pretty horrible. Okay, so he says burgle Bob.
Jack: He's like, based on the rules, he's probably super nerdy joke, too. Like Burgle Bob. Hahaha. Because in based on the rules of language, that sentence makes sense.
Cristina: No, I don't think. Okay, maybe. Who knows?
Jack: May. There's probably language that does. That has the perfect combination of rules and like things that if you say burgle bop you got a complete sentence or a statement that's totally coherent or at least structurally sound.
Cristina: I gotta see if it makes sense to a Sims character.
Jack: Go blog oblige.
Cristina: They sound very similar to that. So they might get it. I don't know.
Jack: Yeah, they sound really special, dude.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Her go bloggle beagle.
Cristina: But they get each other.
Jack: Yeah. And sometimes. Yeah, they do, I guess. Because simoleons a real language in theory. When we could learn it's the same rules of English. It's just letters are swapped in and out.
Cristina: It sounds awful though.
Jack: It's really weird. Bloggle diggle.
Cristina: Oh man. Okay. That's our language. I hope Duolingo gets it. I'll learn it through the lingo.
Jack: That's cool. We should learn Klingon.
Cristina: Klingon. That's not a nice language.
Jack: Ugly. Oh, so ugly.
Cristina: Ugh. Yeah. Let's learn. I don't know.
Jack: So ugly.
Cristina: So ugly.
Jack: Oh God. Oh, so nasty, bro.
Cristina: Yeah, their faces. They're the least attractive. Aliens. Yeah, or one of them. No, the little shirt guys with the money.
Jack: Oh, the Ferengi. This is all from Star Trek. For anybody who isn't nerdy enough to know what the f*** you're talking about.
Cristina: I'm not nerdy enough?
Jack: No, it is nerdy.
Cristina: Nerdy.
Jack: No, no.
Cristina: Nerdy.
Jack: Nerd. Nerdy is ones and zeros. And geeky is like superheroes and superpowers and like Dungeons and Dragons and Geeks.
Cristina: So where did Bob get it?
Jack: I don't know, bro. Cuz it looks. He got it from hearing us say it. And then when he didn't look into the future to hear what we say and recommend it, he said something different. And we said that and we said the different thing. Oh s***. No, we ended up saying because he saw the future.
Cristina: Exactly. And you said there's only one timeline. So we have to say no matter what.
Jack: So we have to say it no matter what. So then somebody else must. Somebody else must recommend it.
Cristina: Whose name is Bob.
Jack: Oh s***. So, okay, Interesting problem. We have stumbled upon the same universe rules as the time machine. Because the events are still gonna happen. They're tied.
Cristina: But it's exactly the same event. Well, almost.
Jack: No, it's never the result. The outcome is always the same. But the series of Events that led there could be so drastically different, you could never predict them.
Cristina: It's a different dude who happens to be called Bob.
Jack: Yeah. Or by any means. We could totally be like, all of these suck and we're gonna make our own right now. And I just happened to say exactly what. No, but he did hear his name.
Cristina: Yeah. So I'm guessing it's just another person named Bob.
Jack: No, but I say his name and everything. His last name is this actual name. It's his Instagram account. So was him.
Cristina: Yeah. So then he would come up with.
Jack: That idea by some form, by some man. Okay, so we've established, no matter what, we can't escape it.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: He does tell us.
Cristina: Yes. He has to, doesn't he?
Jack: He has to. He has to. Unquestionably, there's no debate here. Bob has to tell us to save Blurgoblop. So if he got it from him. But if he doesn't get it from him, he says something else, but somehow we still have to result in saying.
Cristina: It was from him.
Jack: It was from him and mentioned his account. Even if he doesn't tell us, then.
Cristina: That doesn't make sense. He has to tell us.
Jack: He has to tell us. So he couldn't say something different?
Cristina: No, I don't think so. Unless it's like, what you were saying, that just something happened to his omission or something that changed it, and then we still got the result he didn't want, or the future, like a typo or something, or we couldn't understand his handwriting or something, and it just ended up being one way instead of the other.
Jack: Interesting. Interesting. I'm trying to think, like, what set of circumstances could obligate. Could obligate him to say it. Even if he was like, nah, I don't wanna.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Even if he looked into the future, heard us say it, and he's like, I'm gonna do the opposite of that.
Cristina: Yeah. Somehow we would still have to say.
Jack: We would still have to say. It has to conclude in us saying it. No matter what, the answer to that question is where it came from.
Cristina: But it's still attached to him. So I don't know. Because he doesn't want to say it, he sends us something else, but we still say the original thing. I don't know.
Jack: We have to not understand it to the degree that we end up saying.
Cristina: Saying it wrong.
Jack: Yeah. And what comes out is that thing.
Cristina: Yes. You can't remember the thing.
Jack: Purple Bob.
Cristina: I feel like it's a little different.
Jack: What thing?
Cristina: Yeah, what you're saying no.
Jack: What was it?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: I'm pretty sure it was Burgle Bob.
Cristina: I don't know. Yes, maybe.
Jack: Could be. I mean, it's not even like a bear.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But yeah, yeah. So yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: So we just end up saying it wrong. Or there's some explanation. That's just one that we send. Say whatever he know.
Jack: But it has to. The problem is it has to be unquestionable. There has to be an unquestionable path here. We could question a saying it wrong. Like, come on, bro, this wasn't even close. You know, like he said blue is the best color. And we say Burgle Bop was like, what the f***? Yeah, yeah. So there has to be something, some overarching thing.
Cristina: I don't know. Someone hacks his account and sends us the thing he originally wanted to say.
Jack: Purple Bop.
Cristina: Yes. Internet's a weird place like that works.
Jack: Interesting, interesting, interesting. Because in a situation like this, perhaps. Yeah, yeah. It does come from his account. And he does. D***, you solved that. You solved it. Okay. A hacker who likes the show breaks into the account of a guy who normally posts the latest episode in his story because it's Instagram.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Boom. Then he says, burgle bop from Bob's account.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Bob, who is a psychic for whatever reason, looks into the future, but he.
Cristina: Can'T see that it was a hacker.
Jack: He can't see that it's a hacker. He says. We say burgle bop as our tagline by Bob. He's like, I say it. Then he goes and types it.
Cristina: Mm
Jack: The question is, who sends it first? Because the hacker also doesn't know. In theory, he would get Burkle Bob twice.
Cristina: Yes. Because the hacker is sending Virgo Bop Anyway.
Jack: So no, this doesn't even make sense because then. Oh no. What the f***? Yes. What he really sees is he sent it twice and thinks, oh, typo.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then he goes and sends it. But they're both from the same account. Because in the burkobop. And he knows two of them if we say it. Or maybe we don't say it because it's just a typo. We're like, oh, it's a typo. We don't have to mention that there's a typo. He just meant the one time.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So we say Burgle Bob. He never knows there's a typo, that it got sent twice. Because it's not important for us is that we're not f****** over here knowing he's sidekick or anything, you know?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So we say it, but leave out the double part. He sees that he said it once in the future site, then goes ahead and types it. We get it twice, but they don't know.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The hacker doesn't know, and neither does Bob.
Cristina: Oh, I guess that makes sense. Yes.
Jack: And thus it always gets said, because really, the hacker came up with it.
Cristina: Hacker came up with it, but he also came up with oh, no, because he saw what the hack. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Jack: He doesn't know was a hacker because it was his hacked account.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And we never said that we saw it twice. We just thought, weird glitch that happens to everybody. Sometimes your message just shows up twice.
Cristina: That is weird.
Jack: Okay, so we chalk it off. We're just like, oh, it showed up twice. That's happened to us before. Whatever. And we say, burgle bop by Bob. Bob sees Burgo Bob is like, oh.
Cristina: I came up with traveling with a hacker.
Jack: We fixed time traveling.
Cristina: Yeah, look, just have a hacker.
Jack: This is why. This is why it's going to be hard to beat this tagline. Because this is a show where we ground. We grounded that. We brought it down into reality, and that's just one of humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. It's absurd and quite baffling. Time travel is crazy.
Cristina: It is crazy.
Jack: And we grounded it because that's what we do.
Cristina: So then do we need to change.
Jack: Our tagline based on how this conversation has gone? We absolutely do not need a new tagline, but we've already made a promise, so we're committed.
Cristina: What if he will send us Virgo Pop or whatever.
Jack: The problem is now we got a.
Cristina: Lot of Bobs submitting.
Jack: I know.
Cristina: And then this Bob that sees in the future won't even know whether if it's him or a hacker or any of these other Bobs.
Jack: Okay, look, there's probably gonna be a crap ton of Burgle Bobs.
Cristina: Mm. So it might not even be a hacker. It might just be another person by Bob.
Jack: This is crazy. Because if that happens and it, like, became reality, right? Yes, because that's how it works, man. Everything in this universe, it's crazy like that.
Cristina: Yes. I think we've done this before where we've somehow messed with the future or the past or something.
Jack: Inevitably. Right? The problem is we f***** with time travel once, and now, like Flash, we're just doomed to death.
Cristina: We're just like Flash. At least we're not watching our mother die over and over again.
Jack: Fair.
Cristina: Like at least we don't get her.
Jack: That house. Right? That house, man. He always sees his mommy. His mommy dying.
Cristina: That is very sad. That makes him a great character. No, I don't know. Because, like, there's a lot of characters. His mother dies. Yeah. And he is probably better than the other ones, but.
Jack: Dude, we just solved time travel. Well, one of the paradoxes of time travel.
Cristina: Do we. I feel like we messed it up more.
Jack: No, we definitely brought it home because there's no time travel even happening. The guy just doesn't even know some of the information. By withholding information, we solved the issue.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Because it makes sense we wouldn't just mention that.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: It looks like nothing to us. Oh, yeah. Another glitch.
Cristina: Yes. That makes so much sense. We did it.
Jack: But that's actually kind of interesting, because who deserves it there? The hacker or the. Or Bob.
Cristina: Who deserves it?
Jack: Who really deserves the credit? The hacker didn't want the credit. That's why he just hacked an account and said it.
Cristina: Bob wants the credit, so he deserves the credit. I don't know.
Jack: Fair. Bob was happy. He's like, yay, I'm gonna get there. I'm. Dude, my plan's not changing. Even if I don't know what the purple bop is or who. No, it made sense to him because he's like, oh, yeah, that's a joke I've been hiding for a long time.
Cristina: This is my favorite podcast. I keep sharing in my story.
Jack: I love them because of the cancer, and I. I'm forced to live with the cancer I'm forced to live with. Yes. I love this podcast. It gave me cancer.
Cristina: Yes. Yeah. I think he's very happy.
Jack: Yeah. He's the guy who shares it a lot. Good. Good job. Bob, who can see into the future for whatever reason.
Cristina: So dumb.
Jack: But Bob has been around a while. Bob's everything and everyone. Bob's God. Is that the real God? It's not Santa Claus. It's Bob.
Cristina: Bob. I thought it was a beaver.
Jack: That too.
Cristina: Or Santa Claus is Santa Claus.
Jack: No, I think God was some sort of gerbil or something. And Santa Claus is the ultimate God.
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: But he's not even. But, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: No, listen, Time travel does. Is crazy. It is nuts. And it's more problematic bringing backwards information. Right. So time travel, science, psychic powers, magic. Because you're breaking reality. Right. You shouldn't be able to see through time.
Cristina: Okay, so what you're saying is Bob is breaking reality.
Jack: Bob's inherently even. Science breaks reality. When you're time traveling. But, like, you're born with a way to just break time. What?
Cristina: That's what that is.
Jack: But anyways, you look forward, you see the thing, you bring it back. They can change stuff. Overpowered. And again, we discussed this before. Even a second into the future, you're untouchable by anything. You dodge bullets.
Cristina: Yeah. It's weird, though, because he just chose to do what he was gonna do.
Jack: Yes. Yeah.
Cristina: I wonder how many people would use it. Like, how amazing is that power if you end up just doing the thing you were gonna do anyway? If you look into the future and you're like, yeah, that's something I would do. And then you just do it.
Jack: Okay. I gift you a screen that shows you the future. You have it. You don't touch it for a long time. And then one day you hear, there is a meteor so big it's gonna destroy Earth. Headed. You have a week. And you're like, I remember I got this gift down there. I can confirm. So I go down there. You go down there, screen on. And you see, oh, yeah, it's all f*****. There's no way we can get out of here in time. And you tune in to see what you do, and you are sitting with a 24 pack of beer and sunglasses out as you're just watching it come because what the f*** else are you gonna do? It's awesome. You got music playing. Some old days, some old school, like, second album, cold play with, like, clocks as you're just watching it coming. Okay. But you see that and you're like, d***, I want to do that. Because it's great.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You saw what you were doing and you just chose to do the same thing too.
Cristina: Like, wouldn't. Wouldn't you?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: It's not weird.
Cristina: It's not weird. Like, even if it's not. Like, if you think of the future of any situation, like, whatever you see yourself doing, it's most likely because you were gonna. You were gonna do it. Like, I don't know.
Jack: Yeah, it's weird, right?
Cristina: In the future, it doesn't make sense. Like, I guess if you're looking at things that's gonna happen to you, that has nothing to do with you, like a car hits you, maybe you could do something there. But if it's a things that you're.
Jack: Gonna do, well, no, let's say you're like, man, I will eat that ice cream. And then a piece of the thing gets stuck in your throat and you f****** die.
Cristina: Then you're like, oh, I guess I'm.
Jack: Not that ice cream. That was a choice you did make to eat the ice cream. It wasn't out of your control, but it's also a choice you decided to not do. But also, you can't. It's impotent. It's impossible. You could not. Whoa, whoa. Seeing into the future can't work that way. It's impossible because of the same f****** reason that we couldn't before. I never thought about this. There are limits on future sight because you couldn't see an event that didn't happen because you already changed it. You can't see an event that ends in you dying. It could never happen because you could never make it far enough in the event.
Cristina: Okay, yeah. S***, that's impossible.
Jack: You could never predict your own death even if you were literally psychic, because you could only see moments you were in.
Cristina: Yeah. There's no way to see yourself dying.
Jack: Yeah. Think of how broken it is and like, oh, I could see it. No, you can't.
Cristina: No, you can't. No, you die. That's. That's it.
Jack: The only way this could work is if your psychic powers involve removing yourself from your perspective and seeing into the future, in which case, weird omniscient ability you have, bro. It's like beyond just future sight. You exit your three dimensional perspective as a whole, then move through time. What?
Cristina: There's no way. That makes no sense. I feel like that's what's happening in comic books.
Jack: Yes, 100% that's what's happening because you're just like. Well, no, I see into the. No, you cannot change your death. You're dying. How you're dying.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: There's nothing you could do because you couldn't see it. It'll always look like almost.
Cristina: Mm. Yeah. You can't see that stuff because that's. It's. That's it. Okay.
Jack: It'll always look like almost.
Cristina: Yes. So even when it is it, you'll never know. It'll just look like almost.
Jack: Almost. It always looks like almost because you.
Cristina: Can'T see past that point.
Jack: Nope. That's crazy. I never thought about that.
Cristina: What's the point of future science as.
Jack: Long as you're not dying? I guess it's really overpowered.
Cristina: I don't know. I guess it makes sense. I don't know. I don't know. It's just so complicated because I feel like most people are who they are and they follow a pattern and like, if they see that, they're gonna still do the thing. That they're gonna feel comfortable doing. I don't know. I mean, maybe there are people who would see, like, oh, I shouldn't say that thing. And then they don't say that thing. Maybe, you know, in those type of situations. But it's naturally they feel like they need to say at that moment, won't they?
Jack: I guess. Here's the thing. If there's any truth is that humans will do what humans want to do.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: At all times, without question. Actually, I think. I think this is true of everything. All things at all times just do what they want, regardless of what they say or pretend.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Right. So there's like, okay, think of the old couples. Really, really old couples. And they argue all the time, and people are like, f******. Just break up. You guys are always arguing. Just break up. Dump each other, find new people.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You've been doing this for, like, 30 years, and you haven't f****** gotten the h*** out of that toxic s***.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But they still don't break up. Why? Well, they don't want to. They. They want to be together, and they want to argue.
Cristina: They're comfortable with that situation.
Jack: They dig it. It's fine. That's their thing. That's their dynamic.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Because humans will do what humans want.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: To do. If you want out of a situation, regardless of what you tell anybody, you will just leave the situation, regardless of what role you play or how you. No. Some people want to play the victim, even if they say they want to leave.
Cristina: Mm. You know, so then would future sight matter if you see yourself in the future?
Jack: Well, yes. Yes. Yes. It still matters, because your wants can change according to the information.
Cristina: I guess that's the blonde.
Jack: The brunette and the redhead walk into the bar. I want to talk to the blonde, see how that plays out. She's completely not interested.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: But I play out how talking to the brunette goes, and that goes smooth. Wasn't even interested. Now I am, because I know she'll be.
Cristina: Ah. Okay. I guess. I guess that works.
Jack: Yeah. There's ways to do it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It's not useless. It's you. You could adjust accordingly.
Cristina: Mm. I guess you could ignore what you want. I mean, that's the part.
Jack: Well, what you wanted was already based on superficial. So you're just, like, changing the superficiality of matters. Equally little.
Cristina: Equally little. Yeah. You know, because then you're doing things that you don't want to do just because you know you're gonna be. You're gonna like the outcome of it, even though if you currently Don't.
Jack: Well, no, no, no. Now you will.
Cristina: You will.
Jack: Your. Everything changed because you already had no investment in the previous person.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: You're just like, well, she's hotter of three or the two. I guess in this area, she's hotter with the two.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So I'm talking to her first, but it's like, oh, she's not interested. Second chick, totally interested. Way easier. Can you do that?
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: So your wants just casually changed because of the information.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So future sight is very useful. And also, like we've established before when we talked about this, it's overpowered in the right situation.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So like, you can see far enough that we're saying the tagline your God. Because a second is all it takes to win every fight you've ever had. Ever.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You'll never get shot ever. You know where the bullet is coming a second ahead. You could just move out of the way forever. You could just dodge. It doesn't matter what the f***'s going on. They would need to shoot you with a fully automatic rifle. That prevents your movements being quicker than the collective summer. If somebody comes at you with a handgun, you're not getting touched.
Cristina: Really?
Jack: Yeah, you just dodge and has to be such a fast handgun. And they need a trigger finger because you should be able to move knowing a second ahead, you could.
Cristina: We also have to be really fast.
Jack: Well, you know, second hand. Where it's coming from. Unless he's predicting momentum and he's like, you're already moving in that direction. If I shoot ahead of that direction, that's where you're gonna be in.
Cristina: Boom.
Jack: But nobody's thinking that sharply.
Cristina: Mm. So what would you see in the screen of the future, the apocalypse thing? What would you think you. You're doing at the end?
Jack: What do I think I'm doing at the end?
Cristina: If you looked at yourself, man, I'd.
Jack: Probably be trying to start a panic.
Cristina: Like, if people aren't like people.
Jack: If people aren't freaking out yet, I'm trying to get them freaked the f*** out.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yeah, like, oh, it's closer guess. Oh, my God, I think I hear demons. Or, you know, I'm just go out there and start crazy saying crazy s***. People, oh, my God, the rupture's happening.
Cristina: I think they would already think that.
Jack: But the people who didn't already believe it, now they're convinced. I'm trying to convince atheists they're going to h*** and Christians that there's no God. Just random s***. I already do. But to like, a Way more intense scale.
Cristina: That's interesting.
Jack: Like, who's punishing me? Do what? Throw me in prison for the next two weeks when everybody dies anyways.
Cristina: If they did, that's more people to convince, I guess.
Jack: Like, what the f***? What cop is still gonna be committed to their job at this point? The world ends in two weeks, bro.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: It's fine. Yeah, dude, take me to jail, whatever. I'll f*** a bunch of guys until the f****** lights go out. The f*** else is there to do?
Cristina: That's crazy. Okay, like what?
Jack: Yeah, sex party, bro. We're all dying in two weeks anyways.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Whatever. Nothing matters.
Cristina: Mm. That's crazy. Kisses.
Jack: S***. Cop shows up. Two weeks. Two weeks to live, bro. Yeah, tell me I have any reason to not murder that cop. Where am I going? Who's stopping me?
Cristina: What if you're the only person that knows that the world is gonna end? You're the only one with this TV to see that the world is ending.
Jack: And I can't show anybody.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And probably do what you did.
Cristina: That's complicated. Well, yeah, I guess.
Jack: No, it still doesn't matter. It still doesn't matter.
Cristina: I probably will still do what I'm doing because I don't want to freak people out.
Jack: No, I would probably still try to start a panic. I've tried. I would swear to convince because there's also a giant f****** meteor. Eventually it's visible and on the news and s***. Actually, you found out because it's on the news. You use the screen to confirm.
Cristina: Yeah, I'm changing it, though. That no one saw it. You just find out.
Jack: Oh, no. Then, yeah, I would definitely just try to go out and start to panic. Eventually. Gonna see it in the sky.
Cristina: Okay, so it's gonna be that movie don't look up.
Jack: No, because they have no reason to not look up. In fact, I'll start a big ruckus about other unrelated things related to God, and then this thing is gonna just start popping out of the heavens and they're gonna make that connection themselves. I'll make sure to mention fire and round and sky and soon.
Cristina: So you're just gonna become one of those people who preach about the apocalypse and whatever.
Jack: Whoa.
Cristina: One of those people?
Jack: Yeah, kind of. I guess so.
Cristina: That's awful.
Jack: Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, I guess I will be some sort of apocalyptic prophet.
Cristina: Prophet? Is that what they're called? I don't know. Jesus was one.
Jack: Oh, yeah, I guess. So I was gonna ask the question is, like, where do prophecies come from? But it absolutely makes sense. Now that I think about it, that a prophet prophesies. Prophecies.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Never thought about it, but that's what happens. That's exactly how it goes.
Cristina: That's why Jesus is one.
Jack: Yeah. Prophet. Jesus is a prophet because he prophesied the prophecies. That. That's right. That sounds right. Yeah. That checks out.
Cristina: Him. I don't know who else was there?
Jack: Muhammad, Moses.
Cristina: Was he one?
Jack: But also the. The apostles are prophets, right? Because they're all.
Cristina: I don't know. Because they're writing down what he.
Jack: Oh, no.
Cristina: Unless God also told them things.
Jack: Yes. Because Jesus didn't necessarily talk to all of them and tell them to write all the things. There are people who.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes, they are. Yeah, I guess.
Jack: Oh. But I guess it wasn't the apostles necessarily, because that was Jesus talking.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: None of them ever spoke to Jesus. I mean, to Jehovah directly. I'm not sure about that. I don't remember. But I do know that Moses is a prophet because he spoke directly to God.
Cristina: Yes. So also, if angel tells you information, I think you're still a prophet.
Jack: Really?
Cristina: Because as if you just see into the future and it's coming from God. That's all that matters, I think.
Jack: Oh, yeah. Then. So then all the apostles and Mary and Joseph and. Actually, no, not Joseph. Joseph's a loser.
Cristina: Joseph is a loser.
Jack: Which one is Joseph, the father of Jesus?
Cristina: No one visited him. I'm just one person.
Jack: Nope. Nobody. Nobody. They came to Mary. No, listen to me. They came to Mary and they're like, you are going to give birth to the son of God.
Cristina: And no one was like, hey, you. Yes. She's a. She's telling the truth about her story. You should believe her.
Jack: Nope.
Cristina: Are you positive?
Jack: Nope. He has to have faith.
Cristina: No way.
Jack: Then if he needs proof, then he has no faith.
Cristina: So, like, why was she told? Because who chooses who gets to know and who doesn't? I don't.
Jack: I don't know. People just. Look, bro, let's be real. She got drunk another guy. Her period was missed. She realized it and she's like, oh, s***. She found out. Keeping track in her mind when they were in the f****** barn and they were like, oh, crap. It's like a week late, now that I think about it. And then she's like, I'm gonna just sleep on this and f****** think something up. And she's like, he's the most religious guy I've ever met in my life. I'm just gonna say, how's he know.
Cristina: He wasn't in the lie. Maybe he was in the lie. Maybe it's his baby.
Jack: He's totally mentioned. Not even mentioned relative to any information. He wasn't.
Cristina: Maybe that's his part of the story to make it more believable that she's. Whatever. By lying that. Oh, I had no clue.
Jack: Well, no, it would have made more sense if he was visited too. And they're like, you both will have the son of God. And they're like, oh, well, we were both told. It's not just her claim.
Cristina: Told him that she was having the son of God.
Jack: Yeah. An angel visited Mary and no one visited him. Nobody visited him. It's weird that they were in the same room. Which suggests some sort of interesting subject we should approach in the future. But you ever saw the first X Men movie? Probably there was a scene in the first X Men movie when Professor Xavier sort of stops time or reality or something. I actually know the power to use him. But I'll explain in a second. Wolverine's walking in like the mall or something. And then everything freezes. Except the professor and Wolverine.
Cristina: Cuz they're in his mind or something.
Jack: Yes. He's making fractions of seconds seem like infinities which then around them looks like everything slowed down, but it's just because they're thinking.
Cristina: So okay, right.
Jack: Wait, what was I talking before that.
Cristina: Mary and the angels.
Jack: Okay, angel shows up, angel pops up to talk to Mary. And when the angel shows up to talk to Mary, Mary is in the same barn that Joseph isn't. But somehow Mary is seeing this angel talking to this angel. And Joseph isn't seeing Mary talk to the angel or seeing the angel. So angel's the next man pocket universe or some ethereal ability where Mary seems to be there. But the angel isn't in front of Mary. The angel is inside Mary's head, generating a space that makes Mary think she's in a 3D environment. Really? She's just thinking aliens could all s***. Totally, could totally be. Which would also explain the pregnancy because that's a probe saying that Jesus isn't even human by any means. He's only half human because the abilities he got given were. Because where he got them were from aliens.
Cristina: Yep. I guess. I mean. I mean like every God is alien anyway compared to us. Like they're. They live out up there as they're always in the sky of people. They're not human. Like Hercules is also a half alien human.
Jack: Yeah, I guess. Because sometimes a lot of the time, like the. What's their Name. The Greek gods are not aliens. They are beings of Earth. Like everything else, they are just way overpowered. But they were literally born on this planet.
Cristina: Were they?
Jack: Yeah. And they literally just live on a mountain. They're not aliens. Norse gods, on the other hand, nothing but aliens.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You have to rip a hole through reality, cross it into a different plane, overlaying the exact space you're in. Except it doesn't look anything like the space you're in. Nothing behaves the same. A whole different f****** set of creatures. Yeah, only the laws of physics are the same.
Cristina: Yeah, but they're different planets.
Jack: No, it's not different planets. The Norse gods. No, those are different realms. It's literally real. The nine realms are all in one spot, but stacked over on top of each other, so you're not really going anywhere different. Like, I could be standing here where I am, at my desk.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Or enter Helheim, and I'm in the same spot geographically. Like, I could look at my radar and it says I'm in the same spot. This is the spot. But here, it looks like f****** h*** and demons. There's nothing here but a giant crater or giant nuke went off or some crazy s***. And, like, nothing looks the same.
Cristina: That's very complicated.
Jack: It's not the shadow realm that's, like, almost identical. It's some whole other s***. Nine times.
Cristina: Yes. That is weird.
Jack: Those are aliens. Everything there is aliens. There's Earth and then eight alien realms where s***'s just invading Earth consistently.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Weird.
Cristina: That is weird.
Jack: Greek gods just overpowered creatures that happen to live. There are aliens in that reality? There are, actually. No. Because the Titans are just on Earth. Wow. Yeah. Dude. Greek mythology is pretty f***** up that all that s***'s just together down there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Just like humans. Yes. Also, there's f****** Titans. Don't go out to the desert, you get crushed by one. What?
Cristina: Yeah. There's fairy tale. Like, animals, too. Are there? I don't know.
Jack: So it's kind of crazy.
Cristina: Yeah, they're all Earth thingies. Okay, interesting.
Jack: We'll have to look further into how prophets prophesize prophecies and how that relates to being overpowered. Because I like that. I'd like that a lot. The fact that there is an ability and use. There's probably a practical time and totally, like, impractical bad moments to use future sight ability. Anyways, who gives a f***? Point is, eventually we're going to talk about that future sighty prophesizing prophecy thing that we've stumbled upon here. Anyways, yeah. So we're running out of time and you guys, what do you think? We literally just solved the f****** time travel problem.
Cristina: But we still need. What are those things called? I'm sitting. I'm about to say logos, but that is not what we've been talking about. Taglines.
Jack: Taglines. Yeah. Send us taglines. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Send us taglines. We literally, literally solve time travel so that you guys can send us taglines. So send us some taglines and we'll say them on the show.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Gotta be on Instagram and send us your at. I mean, I guess wherever you send it from will be the. Make sure it's not from a phony.
Cristina: Account beyond Facebook or Twitter or it has to be Instagram.
Jack: The problem is those places have so many fake accounts. Is the best place to avoid that the most?
Cristina: All right. You know our Instagram attack, Countess Convopod. Yes. Remember to subscribe, rate, and review the show. Yeah.
Jack: Leave us reviews. It's beautiful. We love them.
Cristina: And this has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.
Jack: Bye.
Cristina: Peanuts are beans.
Jack: Yeah, I guess they are. They might not be beans. Beans are a type of.
Cristina: Yes, they're in the family of beans, lentils, and peas.
Jack: Yeah. What Interesting.
Cristina: But we think of them as nuts.
Jack: They are. That's one of the classifications. It would be beans, lentils, peas, and nuts.
Cristina: No, peanuts, not nuts.
Jack: Okay. Peanuts. Yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Peanuts are some more closer to beans than they are nuts.
Jack: So why do we call them?
Cristina: Because they taste like.
Jack: Actually, I don't know why we're focusing on the nuts part when it does also say pea.
Cristina: What?
Jack: It's a peanut.
Cristina: It's a peanut.
Jack: Like a pea. It's a pea.
Cristina: It's like a pea, but it's nut.
Jack: It's telling you it's like a bean but a nut.
Cristina: Yes. Okay, so the peanut is where the two family. Two different foods come together.
Jack: Yeah. It's literally the name of where it's at.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Mostly closely related to a pea and the nut. Which nut? Non specific. Maybe there's a nut called nut?
Cristina: No, I don't think so. There's no nut called nut.
Jack: It's just saying nuts and generals and the peas. I mean, I guess peas. Yeah. Because literally peas is a classification. It is beans, lentils, peas. So which type of. Well, it's a P. Type of ligum.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Legume.
Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor, and published by great dots.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister with social media managed by Amber Black.
