Rambling 164: World Adrenochrome War III
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Is the United States a hypocrite for accusing Russia of being evil for doing to Ukraine the same thing they planned to do to North Korea and for the same reason? Is this entire crisis another ploy by the gods to milk fear from the population in order to sustain their life force? Do Bigfoot poop babies have the same abilities as Bigfoot Adrenochrome creatures? Just as the beginning stages of world war III begin to show, the duo answer many long time questions, report some mistakes, some successes and unpack the crisis happening overseas with the right news! The Good ole illuminati way!
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Topics Discussed
- Russia/Ukraine Crisis
- United States Hypocrisy
- Propaganda News Media
- U.S. to North Korea/Russia to Ukraine
- Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Soldiers from Afghanistan to Ukraine
- U.S. Sanctions on Russia
- Does U.S. Care About Any Lives?
- China vs India
- Adrenochrome Resource
- Gods Starving
- Bigfoot Rapes Jack
- New Groundhog Weather God
- Human Magic Mind
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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas and childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.
Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.
Jack: And if you hate, remember to hit that subscribe button the second new episodes are released.
Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with the listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.
Jack: Yes. So rally the troops, sit them down and hit play. Because it's that time of the week, I guess, where you. Time of the week. That was accurate. I was about to f*** that up. I was gonna say time of the day. I mean, I guess you could, like, spam the same episode several times throughout the week or f****** different episodes every day and just.
Cristina: You finish so bad. Just listen to this episode until next Saturday.
Jack: Or they can take like a. Like a Dave episode and just like half an hour that s***, and you got like two weeks worth of episode.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: It's got time.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You know, I guess that's technically a.
Cristina: Different show now, the Just Conversation.
Jack: Yeah, that's Just Conversation podcast. And this ain't that. Well, whatever.
Cristina: Listen to this one over that one.
Jack: Yeah. Here's what's interesting. I wonder if there's, like, a cross between those two points. Like, what. What's. What's. What's the audience difference? Because there are different portions, we can tell which episodes are heard more from different regions. And I'm like, what's the overlap, though?
Cristina: There has to be more that's overlapping, I think, than they are separate, I think. I don't know. Think maybe, like, whoever started with us, I'm assuming, probably listens to both. Or at least in the beginning, listened to both.
Jack: Fair. Fair. People who caught with the beginning and then people who only came for the, like, guests or people who only came for whatever the f*** we're doing here. Whatever this is, Whatever this s*** is.
Cristina: The news.
Jack: The news. Yeah, I guess it's kind of the news. And that's what we're doing today, Reporting on tragedies.
Cristina: Yes. The peace that I was supposed to.
Jack: Yeah. Do all the peace that you did and felt so proud to report a total success on.
Cristina: The US Lied or the Russia lied. I don't know. Someone lied to me.
Jack: Okay, look.
Cristina: You'Re gonna blame me. It's not my fault. Someone lied.
Jack: World Adrenochrome War 3.
Cristina: I think Russia and America lied. Come on.
Jack: Well, okay, look, let's be real I mean, that's Philip. Let's feel, let's feel everybody up at the beginning. At the very beginning. So Christy here.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Recently went on an expedition to speak with the leader of China, the leader of Russia, and the leader of the United States had a pretty secret meeting near the Earth border and had a chit chat about peace and everybody stopping being so aggressive and you guys are the most powerful countries in the world. And stop being dramatic and crying over all the spilled milk that you're spilling yourself and making other people spill milk and then crying about their spill milk too. And like just milking cows just to have more milk to spill and then cry. Cry about spilling milk. Milk. Spilled milk. Tears. Milk. Teary milk spilling. Drama.
Cristina: It's drama.
Jack: It's milk drama.
Cristina: About. Wait, who has the milk?
Jack: Everybody.
Cristina: Everyone has the milk.
Jack: Yeah. And they're all crying and you said they stopped crying and then they all went back to their bat caves and just cried more. And then like, oh, my parents are dead. They just cried more. Milked more cows in their cave. Just my f****** parents. And so that's what's f****** happening.
Jack: And you, you said it was all good. And it was for a minute, it was for like a few weeks until you, you know, Russia was like, meh, bombed neighbors. It's all good.
Cristina: Yeah. So that's where we are now.
Jack: Yeah. Ouch. Okay. Okay. So Russia decides we're gonna go f*** Ukraine.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: This is American narrative. Right? Let's think American narrative, which we know is objectively wrong, but let's follow the logic here. Russia says we're gonna the Ukrainians because them. That's our. The United States is like, no, we are anti terrorism. Completely ignoring the fact that we bomb random countries throughout the world.
Cristina: And we also let Ukraine take some. Didn't they already take a part of. I mean, not Ukraine. Russia take a part of Ukraine a while ago or some other country that was nearby. And we just were like, okay with that.
Jack: Yeah. But we're totally ignoring the fact that the United States has totally committed all these same atrocities in the first place. Consistently. Actually pretty recently, kind of every year for the most part, it seems. We're just always just f******. Just bomb these people we were proud of people bomb. They're gonna go bomb over there. Hey, those people we haven't bombed yet. I think they're also in the Middle East. Bomb them too. F***.
Cristina: So we stopped bombing some people and now we're bombing other people.
Jack: Well, we're not bombing anybody right now. According to the Narrative. But if you were to look at our military records, we've never not been bombing people. Actually, the amount of. For reference, anybody listening to this, you can go look at the military records. Those are public records. You can just look at that. That's because your tax dollar pays for it. You have access to that information. It is an obligation. Yeah, there's sketchy s*** they keep out. But they have to report at least where the soldiers are, because the soldiers know where they land. And they can talk to the locals and find out, oh, I'm in this f****** country. And, oh, we're attacking these people. So there's certain things they couldn't hide even if they wanted to.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And you can easily see how consistently, every year for the last 70 or so years, we have been bombing somebody consistently every year.
Cristina: Ever. Ever.
Jack: 70 years in a row, every year, no exception. We have found somebody as a target and. No, it's always been in the Middle East.
Cristina: Well.
Jack: No, you're skipped. No, you're skipped. And it's not, we dropped a bomb. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're bombing a bunch of people because they got something we like, and they didn't want to give it to us for free because, well, we need it to the f***. So we're like, well, we don't really care if you need it. We want it, though.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So we're taking it.
Cristina: So in this case, we want Ukraine.
Jack: No, we. We are, in our. In this case, United States news. We are doing nothing wrong with the heroes of narrative. Russia's over here. F****** Ukraine, because f*** Ukraine. Ukraine's are f****** dirt. We want a f****** dirt back, b****.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And thus terrorists and Putin. Bad, evil men. Yes, and evil. Evil, Bad, bad. Me. Me.
Cristina: But we are gonna end up bombing eventually over there. Right?
Jack: Here's. Here's the problem, right? The American government is going to tell the American military to go bomb the Russian soldiers, but we also don't want to trigger a nuclear war. So we're going to bomb the Russian soldiers in Ukraine. In Ukraine.
Cristina: We're not stepping into Russia.
Jack: We're not stepping into. We're not stupid. So we're gonna bomb them in Ukraine.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Where they are currently.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Because that's the way to peace.
Cristina: By bombing Ukraine.
Jack: By bombing Ukraine. We're gonna bomb Ukraine to stop the Russians from bombing Ukraine.
Cristina: Awesome.
Jack: America.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Hard merica.
Cristina: Ooh. And we'll do that for a few.
Jack: Years, and then we're gonna say, we.
Cristina: Did it, we did it.
Jack: We did it. Whether or not, like, eventually. Eventually Right.
Cristina: We'll have a peace treaty. No, no.
Jack: Eventually Russia's gonna be like, I'm bored of this.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: Like whatever's nobody here left. We killed everybody and they're gonna leave. And then we're gonna be like, we did it. We saved everyone.
Cristina: Russia would just take the land now that everyone's dead off of it.
Jack: Yeah. And the United States will report and say no more. Ukrainians are being bombed. We did it.
Cristina: We did it.
Jack: We did it. We saved everyone in the Ukraine who was left and is a Ukrainian.
Cristina: You know, there's no more.
Jack: Even though there's no more.
Cristina: I mean, the ones that are alive probably left.
Jack: Or anyone who joined Russia or joined Russia.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So we technically not wrong if we're saying them.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: This. There's some twist in there that's gonna be right.
Cristina: Mm mm.
Jack: That's how we wrote.
Cristina: So why are we bombing so much?
Jack: I don't know. There's oil half the time.
Cristina: But this isn't about oil.
Jack: Russia has the oil.
Cristina: Oh, so this is about the oil.
Jack: No, no, no. Russia has the oil.
Cristina: But we don't want Russia's oil.
Jack: No, we're taking Middle east oil.
Cristina: Okay, but we are just bombing just a bomb because we just need to follow this tradition of bombing.
Jack: No, we're bombing because Russia. We need to make Russia look like the bad guy and like we're fighting the bad guy, but we're also not stupid and not gonna go bomb their military at home.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Because the nukes, I mean, we got way more nukes and we're way more scary. And the problem is we're in ties with Russia. Even if we have all these disagreements, there's a lot of that comes in and out that we profit off of.
Cristina: So there is peace?
Jack: Yes, peace.
Cristina: Quote, unquote.
Jack: Quote unquote.
Cristina: Yes, there is peace over there.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the logic goes, Ukraine proceeding to develop nuclear weapons. Right.
Cristina: Were they?
Jack: Yeah. Okay, so here's the problem. Here's the problem. The reality of the matter, minus the f****** propaganda of the United States.
Cristina: The true story.
Jack: Yeah, the true story. The propaganda of the United States is f****** exaggerated and so many people eat it. And nobody tunes in into any alternative news from outside the country. We just follow CNN and fox. That's hard propaganda. They're trying to make you think about the country in a certain way.
Cristina: Yeah. They want.
Jack: Now you don't have to look at Russian news. That's probably a bunch of propaganda right now too, because they're trying to promote our actions. Right.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And even if they are, I'm not saying they are. They're wrong, whatever the case might be. They're trying to justify themselves to the people. The last thing they want is their soldiers turning on them.
Cristina: Yeah. So same thing we're doing.
Jack: Same thing.
Cristina: Everyone's doing the same thing. Yes.
Jack: So you look at third parties that are uninvolved and just watching and that have reporters on the ground but have nothing to lose or gain from the conflict that's happening. They know that's who you look at. Yes.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Following that news, we can go back. Back to when? Back far back. 20, 30 years. And we start to see how this really unravels.
Cristina: Where does this start?
Jack: So we go far back enough and we have. Following the Cold War, obviously Russia isn't happy, but there's a little problem happening. The Ukrainians start creating weapons of mass destruction.
Cristina: That's back then.
Jack: Following it. Not during the Cold War. Following the Cold. Yeah, the years to follow. Late 90s, early 2000s kind of region.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And they are devising nuclear weapons for self defense for use in military, like every country. Yeah, but we're cool with Ukraine.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So we're like. Yeah, cool, whatever. Not to mention everybody remembers how we were reacting to North Korea doing the same thing.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You got nukes. You're bad. Bad. You're bad. Bad. We don't want bad, bad. You can hit us with a nuke. We don't like that. You, you, you're in the right position to fling one and reach us. That's dangerous.
Cristina: If you're not a democratic country, you can't have nukes.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. Our logic is, if you're not, it's not democratic. No, you're wrong.
Cristina: No. What is it?
Jack: No, because not every country that's part of the United nations and not every country that's part of NATO is a democratic country.
Cristina: Okay. What are they?
Jack: Who?
Cristina: The NATO countries.
Jack: Variety.
Cristina: They have a variety. Okay.
Jack: It's a variety of countries we're in there too. If I were to say, well, they were all communists and could that be a lie because we're in NATO as well. If I were to say they're all like a republic like England, then okay, that'd be wrong.
Cristina: England's not in NATO though.
Jack: Was.
Cristina: It was. Oh, yeah.
Jack: My point being that there is a multitude of countries in NATO countries in NATO and not everybody has the same political system. Yes, but there are allies and that's all that matters.
Cristina: That's the important thing.
Jack: That's the only part that matters. So if you're making a nuke and you're not with us, we're gonna stop you from making a nuke. But if you are making a nuke and you're with us, well, we're not scared anymore. You're with us. The nuke is our nuke.
Cristina: Why don't. Okay. So we're afraid of Russia, and we're.
Jack: Afraid of Russian nukes hard.
Cristina: Because they're not part of NATO.
Jack: They're not part of. They're not our ally.
Cristina: They're not our ally.
Jack: NATO is just an ally organization.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We don't really need to focus on NATO.
Cristina: No.
Jack: That's just an example of yes. But they're just allies. We're gonna just allies regardless of what organization, what collective, any method that they use to get their allies friends. Friends.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: So if you're our homie nukes good. If you are not our homie nukes bad. We will stop you from making nukes if you're not our homie.
Cristina: Have we ever tried making Russia our homie?
Jack: No. They tried to be our homie and we said, f*** you. They tried to join NATO and we just straight up said, nah, we don't like you.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: Because we haters.
Cristina: We haters.
Jack: We haters.
Cristina: But we're scared of them. But we said no.
Jack: But we said no. Being homies, we're scared of them. And they were like, but let's be homies then. And then we were like, nah.
Cristina: Why?
Jack: Because that's who we really are. We're the racists. Let's be real. F*** you guys. You're Russian. We don't need more reason. We just f****** Russian. Why do we give a s***?
Cristina: We're scared of you.
Jack: Not even scared at that point, you b****. Now you f****** crawling back. You know, we're just a*******.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: Anyways, around that point, Putin was like, hey, neighboring country, who's not my homie? Even after I tried to be your homie? Don't make nukes around me.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Because I'm a first world country youy could fling that in my direction and destabilize an entire first world order worth of s***. Maybe.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: F****** don't. We were like, hahaha.
Cristina: Ha.
Jack: Shut the f*** up, Russia.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: Russia's like, I'm gonna do something. And we were like, we don't give a f***. You're not gonna do s***. We're gonna stop you for trying to.
Cristina: Do anything with sanctions.
Jack: With sanctions. And he was like, but the f*** do you mean, you guys do this all the time? To protect you.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Bro. This is not even over the ocean. It's. You could. You could walk the nuke into my ground if you wanted to.
Cristina: Are you just afraid of this country? Is this the only country that's close to them? Or aren't there a bunch of countries next to them that have nukes that they should be worried about?
Jack: No.
Cristina: That's what they're worried about.
Jack: No. All the countries around them, they have total dominance over.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Even if they're not their country.
Cristina: Yes. Those are their homies.
Jack: Those are their homies.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: Russia keeps their homies close, okay? United States, like, their homies global.
Cristina: And Russia wants Ukraine as their homie.
Jack: Yes. Because you guys got nukes. You can't have nukes be around us and be homies to those guys. Yeah, we don't like that in these here parts.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: Yeah. So Russia's like, hey, don't do that. And we're like, we do what we want.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And we're like, you. You know what happens here, right? Like, you do it all the time. Like. Yeah. You don't know how to do it. Like. No, no, no. I invented doing it. I invented what you're doing. What the f*** do you mean? And we're like, nah, nah, whatever. I can't hear you. Put our fingers in our ears. La, la la, la, la, la. So look forward 10 years from that point. Two thousand and tens. Putin pops up again. He's like, guys, it looks like you're f****** finishing nukes. And you just casually ignored everything I said about the s*** that you guys just started doing. I said, don't do this. The same year you entered Iraq for the same reason, bro. Do you not see the hypocrisy? And we're like, I don't see any hypocrisy, bro. We were protecting our people, of course. And the nuke that they're making right next to you, that's also protecting our people.
Cristina: Of course.
Jack: That's consistency to me.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Doesn't seem like hypocrisy to me. It seems like we don't like you. And if we have a nuke real close to you, you stay nice and tame. Sounds like protecting our people has been consistent.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: To which he responds, bro, what about protecting my people? But obviously, United States is selective about who counts as people.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I guess, like, humans are only humans if they're already on our team.
Cristina: So if they are bros.
Jack: If there are bros. Yeah. If you're our bros, you're human. Otherwise, think of Iraq. We will gladly Bomb you for s*** that isn't there. Now, we knew there wasn't s*** in Iraq. That's been established many times over. It was entirely a prophet war.
Cristina: See?
Jack: Yes. There was never weapons. There was never signs that there could be weapons. We just made a reason to go to war.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And tricked people. And then people digged and they were like, wait, based on what were their weapons? Because they said it.
Cristina: Because they said it? Yeah.
Jack: Who said it? Well, the leaders. Who told the leaders? Nobody told the leaders. Leaders just said it. Nobody said somebody told the leaders.
Cristina: Told the leaders.
Jack: No, nobody told the leaders. The leaders said it, and people followed and they're like, wait, but who told the leaders? Nobody. They didn't need to be told. They just said it.
Cristina: They just said.
Jack: Nobody said they were told. They just said things.
Cristina: O.
Jack: And then you listened. You should have looked before you reacted. It's your fault. You didn't look before you reacted. You said, yes, war. We scared you, and you reacted. You happen to be the idiot here.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: It's not my fault if you get fooled every time. What do they say? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Well, keep shaming you, because we keep fooling you, brah.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So as long as you keep falling for it, you're the fool.
Cristina: So.
Jack: Yeah, always, forever, that's not gonna change. But that happened in Russia's like, guys, I'm not gonna keep warning forever. We're like, shut the f*** up, Russia.
Cristina: And they did what they said they were gonna do.
Jack: Well, sort of. No, they just ignored Russia. And then years pass. And then about 20, 20, Russia's like, hey, guys, looks like you guys are positioned to any year now, just start testing nukes. I've just been screaming into the void, haven't I? And we're like, what void? What nukes? Who the f*** are you, bro? It's like, I'm f****** Russia. What the h***, dude? I've been screaming here for years. It's been like 30 years now. Like, what? Who the f*** is Russia? I don't know, dude. You heard about that country? Who the f*** is Russia? Ukraine says it's right next to them. Ukraine? Who the f*** is Russia? I don't know. Wait, weren't you homies with Russia at some point? I don't know.
Cristina: Is that an accent? I don't know.
Jack: No, that's just. That's just Ukraine being smug. I don't know.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: I don't know. Maybe.
Cristina: Maybe I know them.
Jack: Maybe I know who they are. I knew who they were. We're not friends anymore. I don't know why Ukraine is gay now, but whatever.
Cristina: Yes. Like, we're ex lovers.
Jack: Yeah. I used to know who they were, but I don't know anymore. And Russia's like, oh, my God, you have to be rude like that.
Cristina: Okay. So now all the countries are gay.
Jack: They're all gay. F*** it.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: They're all gay. F*** it. I mean, I guess that's right. Countries are pretty gay.
Cristina: Countries are pretty gay.
Jack: Some of them are just bromancing hard.
Cristina: Yeah. It's all about bromance.
Jack: It's all about bromance. And Russia's like, I will f****** stop this one way or another. I'm a. I'm gonna do you, the United States, bro. I'm gonna do the U.S. you guys want to f****** pretend you made it up and I was doing this s*** before you guys were born? Let's do it. Let's f****** do it. I'm warning you now I'm do it. You guys look like you can test anything. F******, dude. F****** do it. F****** do it, bro.
Cristina: Now they're bros now they're frozen.
Jack: Bros now. Bros again. Yeah, whatever.
Cristina: Yeah. I don't know. Russia's a little confusing because it's like they're saying they're gonna do something, but then they're also saying we're just training.
Jack: Because if they were to position themselves around and say, we're just gonna go f****** stop the nuke construction, we're gonna react real hard.
Cristina: But we knew that's what they were doing.
Jack: Yes. They weren't saying it out loud, which means the United States can't just make up some bullshit and say, this is the case. No, they have to react according to what the country is saying. That's why they. If they move first. And there's never any proof that anything was really gonna happen. The United States is the bad guy. The United States even knows that this is what Putin is doing. Yeah, but they care more about public perception. The politicians care more about how they look. They don't want to look like the bad guy to the people. They don't actually want to stop. They don't give a s*** about the Ukraine. You're our homie, but we will throw you under a f****** bus to look good, b****.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: That's usa. F*** that s***. Usa. Usa. Usa. Usa. F*** that s***. If you are f****** not usa, you might be our homie, but that bus. That bus ain't hitting us, b****. We will throw you under that b**** to not be hit.
Cristina: That's crazy.
Jack: That's just our logic.
Cristina: The Ukraine are lucky to have us. I don't know.
Jack: I don't know, man. But yeah.
Cristina: So following Biden took out those armies from that other country just in time.
Jack: Sure.
Cristina: Coincidence.
Jack: I don't know who would have thunk it. Biden goes ahead and empties out all of Afghanistan of soldiers and that we just. Russia out of nowhere just suddenly decides to make a move and we just have enough spare soldiers to put them all in the opposite side. Whoa, what a coincidence.
Cristina: Maybe Biden's just like a super military.
Jack: He's the greatest strategist. He's got the foresight of God. That's where we're at. He has a foresight of gods, bro.
Cristina: Gods are helping him. There are gods here, there are gods here.
Jack: And so basically Russia just decides I have to stop the nukes. In reality, if you're looking at it from the news of other people who are third parties who aren't being affected and aren't in danger and don't profit or just watching.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: The news, the fact of the matter, the hands on reporting, the person to person account without having to customize it for our narrative. Mm Is. And by the way, the world knows Ukraine has nukes. It's not like Iraq where we just f****** nobody wait. Oh my God. They've had nukes. They've been hiding the nukes this whole time. Like, no, that s*** did not f******. Like we found nothing. They did not f****** just make it up. They did not just f****** happen to have hidden nukes. We is bullshit. We were talking bullshit. Yes, but we know Ukraine has nukes and we know they've been. We know this for a fact. We're just cool with it.
Cristina: There are allies because, yes, they are homies.
Jack: Russia is doing exactly what we're doing.
Cristina: They're like, they have mass destruction. We got to get rid of it.
Jack: Yeah. We can't have you next to us if you could just launch a missile and clear a city.
Cristina: Yes, it's the exact same thing we said.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: After 9, 11. Yes, they're saying the same exact thing.
Jack: From a country that took its independence from Russia. If anybody's bitter, it's Ukraine.
Cristina: Yes. So Russia has something to worry.
Jack: Russia has specifically has something to worry about about a country who took its independence from Russia and then shortly thereafter decided to a nuke. Who is the nuke for? Your homies all got nukes. What do you need nukes for? What beef are you angry at, bro? I wonder. And so we're like no, they're terrorists. It's like, shut the f*** up, United States. You got. You're so full of propaganda all the time, bro. Just for everybody. You just. Propaganda left, propaganda. Right. Propaganda, d***. Propaganda, v*****. Propaganda up, propaganda down. Shut the f*** up, bro. They're doing what the f*** you. You do all the time, and now you're being a hypocrite. Hard as f***.
Cristina: Of course.
Jack: And just like. No, you got to stop the f******. Dude, they have f****** nukes next to major cities, bruh.
Cristina: Yeah, they can do the math of, like.
Jack: Yeah, it's kind of a short trip. It's too short to defend against.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: There's not an ocean of detecting s*** now. There's minutes. Yeah, the end just up too late. No, dude, if we really cared about f****** life, we would stop the bitter country from attacking who they escaped.
Cristina: But this is about the bombing. We need a bomb. He said every year we bomb, we have to continue bombing.
Jack: We're still bombing the Middle East.
Cristina: We're still. Okay.
Jack: Yeah, we're always bombing that.
Cristina: We're just bombing. Okay, never mind.
Jack: Yes, we're still bombing.
Cristina: We just love the bombing. Yeah, that's what we're here for.
Jack: But that's a f******. This is a crazy problem because we're. We're. And then we brainwash the American people.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We need patriotism. We need people to be. Yeah, Russia bad. But no, weirdly enough. And Russia's usually the bad guy. Let's be real. They're usually doing sketchy s*** and f****** with people they shouldn't. This is the f****** one time. They're kind of justified because. Well, justified as compared to the United States.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Because they're doing what we do to protect our people.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: They're doing it to protect their people.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So now my question to the American people is, do you guys really give a s*** about people, or do you give a s*** about people allied with the Americans? That's the question, is it? Do you care about the world? If you care about the world, then you're with Russia on this, because why would you let the opposing country have a nuke? Russia hasn't launched a nuke. Russia's had the nukes. It could have used a nuke and just erased f****** Ukraine. That could have been its first move right now. Why didn't it start there? Drop a nuke where their nuke is, I guarantee that explosion is so big, you just shut down that country. Why didn't Russia do that? Nobody's asking that question because the United States doesn't want you to ask that question. The United States just wants you to say Russia bad. Russia has hella nukes, bro. They could just shut this down. But what do they say? Leave the country. Just leave the country and let us get to that sector, Chernobyl, and let us shut down anything and everything nuke related. We will let everybody live. Leave. Just leave. Nobody has to die. We don't have to shoot anybody. Just leave the nuke site. You leave that f****** city. Abandon that s***, and we will take that b**** and you can just have the rest of this s***.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But leave the nuke. Our response? We will f****** stop you. And it's like, so we don't care about people. We care about our teammates. Yeah, and you're not people if you ain't our teammates. And it doesn't matter if you're human. We don't care about human cost. We don't give a s***, dude. We don't give a f***.
Cristina: We care about protecting ourselves.
Jack: Yes. Not to say Putin isn't aggressive as s*** and didn't just immediately drop bombs all over that b****, but he warned them ahead of time, and he had to make a statement.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: I am coming in, and my people aren't gonna be in danger because I'm here to protect my people. So I will bomb the living s*** out of anything around that f****** nuke. And I'm getting to that nuke. I don't give a s*** who tries to stop me. I'm getting to that nuke.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And people are like, oh, but the sanctions aren't working or what, bro? If he's thinking about human life, does he give a s*** about your squeezing money?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: That's where it's weird, right? If he was just after profit. This is the. Again, the argument that people have for this. No, the people watching the news, they don't ask because the government doesn't want you to question s***. They just want you to eat what they give you. Yes, but the argument really is these sanctions are gonna f*** up their economy. That's a fact.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: There's nothing they could do about that. He either agrees or he gets f***** financially. But if he cared about the profit more than he cared about the life, why didn't he immediately stop? Right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Why wasn't his immediate response, yes, I'm done. I can't let my people starve to death. But the alternative is you can clear a f****** city in one shot, and it's the bitter country next door. Maybe I can try to manage the starvation as opposed to People just cease existing.
Cristina: Yeah. If he really, truly believes it.
Jack: If he really, truly believes it.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: He clearly is committing to the. We got to stop the nuke. I don't give a s*** about your sanctions.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That's the real argument here. They don't want you to ask those questions because here's the problem. What's going to happen is a lot of pro war propaganda because we got to go and do the f****** thing. Just like, sometimes we're anti war, other times we're for it. So the government is actively, in the next couple of weeks, going to try to convince all Americans that what we're doing is absolutely corrupt. Correct and right.
Cristina: Yes, of course. Yeah.
Jack: Even if what Putin is doing is things we have tried to convince the American people when we're doing it is correct and right.
Cristina: Yep.
Jack: Same thing. Flip the other way, and we're hypocrites. Hard as.
Cristina: We were wrong. We were always wrong, though. That was. I mean, so I guess that makes them wrong at the end of the day. But.
Jack: But we know they have nukes.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: The difference is we know we did it for profit. We did not give a s*** about human life. We went over there and just started bombing random people.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: To clear out areas and seal their oil. We don't care about people.
Cristina: No.
Jack: It's weird, but out of the United States and Putin. Putin cares about people more than Biden, for example, who's responsible for430,000 deaths due to the Iraq war and. And the millions of African American lives in prison. Maybe, just maybe in this very highly specific time, Putin's the guy on the right, and we're on the wrong. We're hypocrites.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Hard, hard, hard. Hypocrites.
Cristina: Well, yes, because everything we do has to be good.
Jack: I don't know how to be profitable.
Cristina: But, like. Well, we said we're not gonna say that, though.
Jack: Oh. Yeah. The. The. The winner is Right. History.
Cristina: Yeah. So we're never gonna say the truth.
Jack: Yeah. We're just gonna. Even. Yeah. Even if we lose, we're like f******. We decided to let them be.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: It's like, no, bro, you got f****** killed out of there. You got no more numbers. You have to leave. So, yeah, that is where we are with that s***.
Cristina: But what about the rest of the world?
Jack: Well, the rest of the world's news is telling you the reality of what I just said.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: Point of view is the accurate one. He's just saying, bro, there's a f****** nuke next door, which is reality. We Just don't report on it that way.
Cristina: But, like, the big countries, like the uk, like, is the Queen going to do something?
Jack: Well, no, the UK agrees with what we're saying. And actually they're allied to the United States, but they're.
Cristina: Oh, they're gonna be friends with us no matter what, though.
Jack: Probably.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: But they tend to be more truthful about their report. They're just biased as to where they lean.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They're not really propaganda news media the way the United States is propaganda news media. They're like, putin wants to stop the nuke, but, you know, he's the bad guy.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So they're not lying and not addressing problem. You know, we don't address the nuke problem because we might realize f****** United States is hypocrite.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But they'll be like, it doesn't matter if this is hypocrisy. We collectively agree that Putin is often doing pretty bad s*** and it doesn't hurt to have some control method next to him.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: That's the read. That's how most countries who are allied with the United States but don't need to propagate everything.
Cristina: Mm. That's how they see it.
Jack: That's how they see it. Yes, there's a nuke next door. Yes, he's trying to stop that nuke, and he's totally justified in trying to stop the nuke, but we're not gonna f****** let him because he does crooked s*** all the. And we need to keep checks and balances on them.
Cristina: Well, this isn't going to turn into a World War 3, is it?
Jack: Easily could, easily could, easily could. Everybody could just decide, we're going to f****** jump in from whatever angle. We know China numbers wise sides with Russia. Now, China's interesting point is they're not really going to jump in until they see whether or not England is going to jump in, because are they brills with England? Not really. Not on paper, but we know every time the Queen has a meeting with the President.
Cristina: Yeah. So, like, whose side are they?
Jack: Not on paper. Yeah, they're sided with Putin on paper.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That's. That's who they agree publicly they're with. But with the Queen. No, that's not on paper. That's just the fact of the matter that most countries just fall in line. If she says f****** jump, you ask how high at the end.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You know, but China is probably just going to watch and see if England gets involved.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And, like, they don't necessarily have to regard England, but the fact that England has ties to the other country that is loyal to England, which is India.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Now, China jumps in. Only winning scenarios. They are the furthest thing from stupid. They only like scenarios that they know they are winning and they try to force manpower on s***.
Cristina: Because they have a lot of men.
Jack: They have a lot of manpower.
Cristina: What's that number?
Jack: It's 1.4 billion people in their population.
Cristina: Ridiculous.
Jack: Yes. And you could force a huge portion of that. I believe it's like 2.1 million soldiers overall.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: While the United Kingdoms with ties to not just all the separate countries in the United Kingdoms work as one. So that's a huge military powerhouse.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But also India is loyalist.
Cristina: And they're the same.
Jack: They're the same f****** size as China with 1.4 billion people and 2.1 million soldiers.
Cristina: That's crazy.
Jack: So if s*** hits a fan, China can't actually compete because India would be coming in from the opposite direction.
Jack: And manpower is no longer good enough. And that's the only thing China really wields.
Cristina: That's true. So China might not do anything.
Jack: Only if they know factually, India won't.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: That's really. When China's like, we win by default. Let's do it.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But if India jumps in from the other side, like, we're. F*** this s***. Abandon the homies. We're staying over here.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And they'll let Russia fall because they are not gonna.
Cristina: Is India bros with America or are they just brills with the uk they're.
Jack: Bros with the UK India doesn't like America. They're bros with the UK and we'll follow the UK and we're like, you guys associate with those retards over. Totally fine.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But we're not gonna work with them unless you're working with them.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Because we're cool with you.
Cristina: Okay with them.
Jack: So they're just gonna wait. India. India's gonna wait and see. And China's gonna wait and see.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And India doesn't care. They're gonna fight China if they have to. China not gonna bother. They're like, this ain't worth the loss.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: They're gonna calculate some number. Oh, f*** that s***. We're here. That's an interesting dynamic that's going on there. That is now the parts that we know that people don't get fed through the news.
Cristina: The Illuminati stuff, finally. Is it Adrenochrome?
Jack: It's always Adrenochrome. F****** war, bro. So, yes, looking at our records, we see that There has been quite some drought in. We're living in the most peaceful time ever. You can look this up factually. War has gone down so ridiculously.
Cristina: That's the one that the US Is doing every year. You said.
Jack: Well, that's not really war as much as it is bombing. But so we've definitely run out of great, like, resources of adrenochrome. There's not, like, a lot. It's concentrated from war. We have to rely on fear, which is why we're consistently scaring all the populations of the world all the time. But we know that fear is way weaker than blood.
Cristina: Yeah. At the end of the day, if.
Jack: You get people scared, you get. It emits, it radiates. But if you get them scared and then drain the blood. Concentrated, powerful.
Cristina: The blood at the moment is, I'm guessing, Ukraine split.
Jack: Like, I'm thinking the. The goal is the World War.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: I think there isn't enough. Like, a Ukrainian war would not be enough.
Cristina: Oh. Because the slow start of this conflict makes it feel like it. It was. Because, like, there's a lot of fear for them. Those people.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Like, is something going to happen? Until finally something did happen.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: There's a lot of fear to build up to actual deaths.
Jack: Yes, yes, yes. So the interesting part here is, will this one death spill be enough? I guess we'll find out.
Cristina: Ah, okay.
Jack: If not, then we're gonna start hearing a lot of talk on media everywhere of World War three is coming. Everybody's signing up for the thing. All countries are saying, we're gonna jump in and help. All countries are saying, and everybody's gonna get scared. Oh, the draft is coming. The draft is coming.
Cristina: Oh, my God. Even if World War 3 doesn't happen, the fear of World War 3 happening is pretty nice.
Jack: Yes. Because we create a fear in one region and we're extracting that fear through blood.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So that's a lot of adrenochrome. That's a lot of fear.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: A lot of fear.
Cristina: But if that's not enough, if that.
Jack: Turns out not enough, the God of that region is going to pull strings with the other gods.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: To get. Because everybody wins in that case.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Every country, every region's God is gonna be like, h***, yeah, we're all f****** running dry, bruh.
Cristina: Oh, yes. If you guys don't remember, every region, every country pretty much has its own God. Or.
Jack: Yes. Some countries have gods that are shared. Like Canada and the United States have, like, a regional thing going on.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Which is the. What Is it the New Testament Jehovah?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: While, like, the Middle east region has the Old Testament Jehovah.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So there's, like, things like that going on. Every region has a God or whatever. And. Yeah. So it's gonna escalate. If that's not enough, fear is going to be like. Everybody gets scared. Everybody gets scared.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And, hey, everybody gets to win, whether the world in fear of their children. Like parents fear and kids fear. Oh, my God. I'm gonna go die in war. Make me, or I'm gonna go to prison if I don't agree to go die in war. All these systems designed to generate fear.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: If that doesn't turn out enough, just like in World War II.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: The war actually happens.
Cristina: War actually happened.
Jack: And now after you got everybody scared, time to start milking the m************.
Cristina: Yes. Whoa. Horrible.
Jack: Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
Cristina: That's probably. Who knows?
Jack: That's far down the line. It could take a couple of years to get there.
Cristina: Yeah. Wow.
Jack: But we're definitely. This is something worth monitoring.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And that is kind of all your fault.
Cristina: My fault?
Jack: Yep.
Cristina: Oh, yes, it's my fault. Whatever.
Jack: You failed at your job.
Cristina: They said everything was fine. I don't know.
Jack: Yeah, they did. So fair enough. Now, in other news.
Cristina: Your news.
Jack: Oh, God.
Cristina: You must share what has happened to you lately.
Jack: Okay.
Cristina: You look different.
Jack: So I did, in fact, find a Bigfoot.
Cristina: Awesome.
Jack: Sure.
Cristina: Did it talk to you?
Jack: It. Not at first. Okay. So interesting. Hey. Medical findings and science findings and stuff come from this. So there's plus sides. I guess.
Cristina: So what's the good? I mean, I guess what's the bad? That's what you want to start with.
Jack: Okay. First, polar bear and a grizzly bear on the way to Mars.
Cristina: Awesome. To make a. Or see if one of them becomes a Sasquatch.
Jack: Yeah. Well, one of them would become a yeti or.
Cristina: Yeti. Yeah.
Jack: And actually, let me take a step back. We did start testing on the groundhog, and the groundhog is confused about how to use its abilities. Phil had many, many, many millennia to figure s*** out and do it right.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And this new groundhog just with the ability to talk suddenly is, like, f****** blowing his own mind. And we're trying to explain like this. You're God now, bro. We like. It worked. He's the same abilities. No control over them. Dangerous.
Cristina: Yeah. So that's why they're so flip floppy.
Jack: Yeah. Because we haven't brought him back. S***. Destabilizes. F*** out.
Cristina: He figures his powers out.
Jack: Yes. So we're gonna continue to have f***** up weather while we get him to do s*** at a nice and isolated region of Mars where we do these tests.
Cristina: Okay, cool.
Jack: And. Yeah, so it's sort of working. It's just a matter of getting the f****** groundhog to understand and use the powers accurately.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: After that's done, we can bring him back. Stabilize. S***.
Cristina: Finally.
Jack: Finally.
Cristina: Besides, I mean, before everything just like turns to s***. Yes.
Jack: Yeah. So, Bigfoot. I found the Bigfoot.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: As usual. We're gonna capture the Bigfoot.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I tell the subhumans, stay back. Diplomatic mission.
Cristina: You were gonna capture.
Jack: We know. Well, not capture. We know he can talk. We know it's humanoid. You know, communicates. We. All the reports give us all this information.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: I walk up, it's just there looking at me. And like, it's civilized up into a point. It just stands up straight, tall as f***. God d***. I'm almost six feet and this guy was like three times taller than I am. Giant sized.
Cristina: Was that scary?
Jack: I mean, I've seen scarier looking s***. It is what it is.
Cristina: He's just tall, okay.
Jack: And he just looks at me, waiting for me to say something. I'm like, can we talk? Single word comes out of its mouth. No. In a screech so loud that it made me almost deaf. It grabbed me by the f****** neck, flung me across the f****** woods. But the subhumans follow orders and I told them not to do s***. So they're just standing, watching this happen. Like, no, he's got it. I don't f****** got it. Time to move in. But I didn't think this would happen. So they're just kind of like, no, he's got it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Which is why my throat f****** hurts a little. If I sound weird at all, he squeezed the living s*** out of my f****** throat.
Cristina: And then he flung you.
Jack: And then he flung me. Luckily, I'm better than the average person, even if I'm not a superhuman sub human, which I guess are kind of super. But even if I'm not a subhuman, I can. I can take the hit. But like, a lot hurt. I'm not that much better.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I'm just better enough to survive the fall and then f****** scream in pain for a while instead of dying instantaneously.
Cristina: And then they were just watching you?
Jack: They just watch. Squeal in f****** pain as that giant f****** monster just walked up on me.
Cristina: yes.
Jack: Following that, it ripped off my pants.
Cristina: Oh, no.
Jack: And with its give or take three foot d***, it a** raped me.
Cristina: Ah.
Jack: So my a** hurts.
Cristina: It does. It still hurts.
Jack: It hurts a lot. It's hurt for many days.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: Not the weirdest part here.
Cristina: It gets weirder.
Jack: It gets weirder. It's pretty bad. But he then stopped.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Just stood there and seemingly just agreed to go with us.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: After flinging me across the woods, breaking most of my bones in the process and then raping me.
Cristina: Ow.
Jack: Somehow not the worst part. I had enough energy to just scream, help. And then the subhumans decided to jump into action. But the Bigfoot was no longer hostile and just went with us. I lose consciousness, wake up at our headquarters here on Earth, and I am told that within the time that I passed out and the time that I woke up, I quickly, in these three days, grew.
Cristina: Three days.
Jack: A baby inside me.
Cristina: What baby?
Jack: A Bigfoot baby. And that it grew in my intestines because that's where it shot its Bigfoot sperm. And that I pooped out a Bigfoot baby. And the reason it didn't tear my a******. Were you awake?
Cristina: Why this was happening?
Jack: No, I was unconscious.
Cristina: While you pooped the baby out.
Jack: Yeah. And that the baby's magic expanded me enough for it to safely get out without hurting the host.
Cristina: Ah. And everything inside you is okay?
Jack: Yeah, I guess. Magic. Because Magic.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Then, by the way, that technically means I have a Bigfoot baby.
Cristina: Did you name it?
Jack: Not yet. This is like, three days ago. Anyways, it turns out that this Bigfoot baby came out this way and does not require adrenochrome of any sort to sustain itself.
Cristina: Interesting.
Jack: In talking to the Bigfoot, it's confirmed that. That it has no f****** clue where it comes from.
Cristina: What?
Jack: And we then questioned whether a When Dingo knows where the f*** it came from, if it has any recollection of having been a wolf.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: You know.
Cristina: And what did it say?
Jack: Well, we didn't ask. We were just wondering.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay. We gotta figure out.
Jack: And we're like, does a werewolf know?
Jack: Right?
Cristina: Maybe.
Jack: So all the weird questions that we'd never asked, we're just like, yeah, this turns into that. We know. We could prove it. We've tested it.
Cristina: Yes, but do they know?
Jack: Do they f****** know?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Is there recollect when you change physically? Is there recollection? Has your mind altered too?
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It doesn't happen with the groundhog. Their body stays the same. Their mind expands, but it doesn't change.
Cristina: No. Interesting.
Jack: So we didn't think about this before.
Cristina: No, we haven't dealt with this.
Jack: What then? We do test and Get a report from Mars that, yes, the yeti is a polar bear.
Cristina: The yeti is a polar bear.
Jack: The abominable snowman is what it becomes when it doesn't have adrenochrome to sustain its yeti form.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: There is a monster in the North.
Cristina: Pole and the Sasquatch.
Jack: The Sasquatch is in fact a polar bear. Well, Bigfoot is a polar bear and Sasquatch is what it becomes when it's feral.
Cristina: They're both polar bears.
Jack: Wait, what are Bigfoot and it's a grizzly bear.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Grizzly bear.
Jack: The polar bear is the yeti and it becomes the abominable snowman. And the grizzly bear is Bigfoot and becomes Sasquatch.
Cristina: All right, so that's what we thought. And that's.
Jack: Yes, it is.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: They need adrenochrome to not become feral.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: The baby that I have just had does not need adrenochrome, does not crave adrenochrome, and seems to have been born with the same level of control and power as this fully grown hundred and something year old Bigfoot who needs to consistently kill creatures after hunting them for days in order to horrify them enough. It does not kill people.
Cristina: No, Just animals.
Jack: Just animals.
Cristina: And that's why it stays hidden.
Jack: That's why it stays hidden. It's pacifists when it comes to people.
Cristina: Interesting.
Jack: That sees the similarities and is like, there's no reason for me. They're intellectual. They are creatures. We're just evil.
Cristina: We're just evil.
Jack: We're evil. Oh, we kill anything, regardless of what it is. We were just talking about just killing humans. Oh, yeah, we'll kill ourselves, dude. We don't give a s***. So that's the case there. So it proves that you could be born a first generation child to an adrenochrome user and sustain your form naturally.
Cristina: So which came first then?
Jack: Like, obviously the adrenochrome.
Cristina: The adrenochrome. Because like the cat people, they were there had to be adrenochrome first.
Jack: Yes. They're just ancients who had a genochrome for a very long time, used it, one of the first advanced civilizations, got really complicated and mastered it and no longer need it. No longer need it. That's why the people who we found in the bottom of Lake Loch Ness managed to sustain their forms but not go feral and not just be a normal a** feline the way we know them.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Because those were first generation and their children and their children's children. They managed to sustain being that way the same way that us humans went through that same process. When apes in the past took adrenochrome and became as we are now.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And then the first generation born to one of those creatures probably had magic. Well, I don't know why they didn't have magic, unless we do have magic and we just don't know it. And then we just sustained our form without going feral.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And here we are.
Cristina: The question is, where is that magic?
Jack: Unless there's some kind of suppressant or some s*** happening.
Cristina: Maybe that. Oh, crap. Probably.
Jack: I don't know. There's a lot of us. It would be useful.
Cristina: It would be. But then, I don't know. These gods with their adrenochrome battles, I feel like this has to be connected to that somehow.
Jack: Well, they also want us to continue to become increasingly powerful. So maybe there's something about the human that only some of us manage to break through and make it far enough.
Cristina: Mm. But we don't have the natural ability that these other creatures have.
Jack: Yeah, well, not all the creatures have these powers. Some hyper intelligent.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We don't have that ability. We just. We're just who we are. We're definitely the most dangerous creature on Earth.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The way we've treated Earth. So we're winning by default. Even if we don't have magic, our magic trick is our minds.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And doesn't matter how much power you have, we still manage to capture most of these f****** creatures and imprison them.
Cristina: That's true.
Jack: Like, did we need magic or was our mind more magical?
Cristina: I guess that's where the magic's at.
Jack: That we can do whatever the f*** we can imagine.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Yeah. Our secret power. F****** imagination.
Cristina: Imagination.
Jack: Anything we want, we just make it happen.
Cristina: Yes. Now, what is your baby's name gonna be? Are you gonna raise it? Is your wife gonna accept your baby?
Jack: This is a weird family that's forming. Yes. So my wife, I gotta talk to her. And we gotta really figure out, like, she. It's my baby, she can't say no.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: And what the f*** is up with the father? Like, is he gonna raise it? Does he want his baby?
Cristina: Yeah. Is he gonna raise it? Does he want you to raise it? Does he?
Jack: If he wants me to raise it, then I'm raising it with my wife. Okay, if he wants to raise it, whatever, Take it. Whatever. I didn't ask for the baby, but if he's gonna leave me with the baby, then I'm raising it with my giant cockroach wife.
Cristina: Okay, so you're not gonna name it until the decision is made of.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Having the baby.
Jack: Who keeps the baby? And he has to sign away all the rights. I don't want none of this f******. No, I miss him. I want. No, no, no, no, no.
Cristina: I want to have him. The weekends.
Jack: Yeah. None of that s***.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Okay, so you sign them away or you keep them. One or the other, buddy.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: The end. And, yeah. So a lot of questions have been answered.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Now we don't know what happens when.
Cristina: A.
Jack: Bigfoot or a yeti die and they cross over to the underworld. What, they become the Underworld? The Shadow Realm.
Cristina: The Shadow Realm. Okay. Yeah.
Jack: Because we know the werewolf becomes the. What is it? The werewolf becomes a lichen when it's feral.
Cristina: Mm, that sounds right.
Jack: And then when they cross over after dying, a werewolf becomes a wendingo, which is the lucid version. And then when it becomes feral, it becomes the wet judge.
Cristina: Yes. Oh. Because you can't really die once you have a dream.
Jack: You just cross over to Shadow Realm, keep manifesting over here if you know how to do it. Yeah, Usually in pockets of fear.
Cristina: Very complicated.
Jack: Which is another problem. Here's something we don't think about when these giant wars come through. It's not just people out there.
Cristina: Nah.
Jack: There's a lot of fear. Nights.
Cristina: Creatures.
Jack: People report. The nights, get scary. They hear s***. And this is not a lie. You guys can jump and, like, listen to reports of people who were talking about, you know, explosions, and it sounded like people were in the walls. People were running around us and things. And it's like, there's f****** creatures out there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You guys are horrified and they're abusing that s***.
Cristina: They're enjoying the blood that's spilling.
Jack: Yeah, well, they don't use the blood from the Shadow Realm. They don't need adrenochrome anymore. They only use fear to manifest the.
Cristina: Ones that are fine.
Jack: Oh, the ones that are.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: There's. Fair enough. There's probably a bunch of s*** just coming out of the woods.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Holy s***. I don't think about that. This is real s*** that's not even manifesting. It's pretty f*****.
Cristina: Yeah, there's everything. It's perfect for all of them to feed on something.
Jack: Yeah. What was this creature that we knew about that would come out in war zones and just start feeding on the blood?
Cristina: One of them was werewolves. It was. I guess. Not werewolves. Whatever.
Jack: It was like a Win Dingo or some s***, right?
Cristina: Ghost werewolf. I Don't know. It was a zombie werewolf. It was described as like a zombie werewolf thing, but I don't remember the name.
Jack: Oh. So, yeah, it's Lycan.
Cristina: Is it like.
Jack: It must have been a lichen. It must have been a feral a** werewolf.
Cristina: Yeah. It was just drinking blood in the battlefield.
Jack: Interesting. Yeah. So that s***'s probably happening left and right during these crazy wars.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And interesting enough, I think that's why the United States likes the bomb as opposed to send soldiers. And they're just trying to generate the fear. And it sucks if your soldiers also have to fight these f****** monsters that are coming out of the woodworks.
Cristina: Yeah. You don't want them to report on that.
Jack: Not even report on them. You don't want them to have to deal with it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So you just drop bombs. People get horrified. The more bombs are going to drop. The fear alone attracts all this other s***. Then you just let them handle it. And then you come after the cleanup.
Cristina: What? Yes, that's probably it. Yep.
Jack: Sounds right, doesn't it?
Cristina: That does sound right.
Jack: Oof.
Cristina: Oh. Adrenochrome.
Jack: Adrenochrome. Can't live with. Can't live without it. That's mad f*****. So, yeah. World War three, question mark. Because need for adrenochrome. Fear.
Cristina: Fear. Fear. Lots of fear.
Jack: Ultimately, even adrenochrome's purpose is fear.
Cristina: Fear. Yes.
Jack: It's just. It contains a fear.
Cristina: A lot of fear.
Jack: Yeah. That's the only point of a drink room. Contains the fear.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Concentrated in adrenaline. And ultimately it's always fear. That's the main thing. Fear. Gods need fear. Creatures need fear. The underworld needs fear.
Cristina: All of it.
Jack: Fear is powerful.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Fear is quite the problem.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: And it seems United States and all these other countries abuse that fact. I think a lot of scary s*** is gonna happen in the Ukraine.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And Russia is just gonna stop sending soldiers in because they know these creatures are on the way. They're just making enough noise and causing a fear and spilling enough blood for the same reason. Yes. Because it self perpetuates. Right. Once there's enough for things to manifest, they start killing people and blood starts being spilt. Then we can pull out immediately because these things people are gonna start hearing and screaming and seeing. The fear is now gonna start as people talk. Oh, my God. I saw the thing. Oh my God. No f****** way.
Cristina: All of a sudden, they might end up leaving the country.
Jack: Whoever survived, but they'll never say they did. So the people who haven't seen anything yet still Think the reason people are still dying is because the war, when really we only started that to get the ball rolling with the creatures.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And once the creatures involved, they start doing it, they'll manifest. The ones who don't even need to travel will manifest there.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And start continuing what the Russians began, then that is gonna spill enough to manifest more and spread like wildfire. And then the things that are in the local area and can smell it since closing in on it, and that country's gonna become a f****** cesspool until people get used to it and the fear is totally gone. And then everything that manifested just dissipates and all the other creatures start looking for fear elsewhere.
Cristina: Until the next conflict, I guess.
Jack: Yeah. Where? That's where they're gonna be going to wherever there is already a conflict going on. So it's not the next conflict. There is a conflict somewhere else. Of course they're just gonna be looking for it. Yeah, well, they're gonna be looking for local patches of, you know, normal fear.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Or eating whoever the f***. Chasing somebody for a while in the middle of the woods. Oh, my God.
Cristina: What the f*** is going on?
Jack: We never hear that story because it's one guy.
Cristina: Yes. Interesting. Whoa. So maybe. Yeah. I guess all of it has to do with the same thing.
Jack: It's always fear.
Cristina: It's always fear.
Jack: It's always fear. The gods looking for fear.
Cristina: The creatures.
Jack: Creatures looking for fear. The governments of the world knowing that the creatures are looking for fear. The gods abusing that fact by manipulating their people, putting them into states of mind that force them to go do certain things and then force the creatures to do certain things. And fear, Fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear.
Cristina: Why couldn't they, man, if only they can figure it out. Like Santa Claus. He's the only one that's got this.
Jack: He's got the fear thing down.
Cristina: He's got it down.
Jack: He made capitalism sweet.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And he's like, you want stuff? Yeah, I want stuff. Well, you're not gonna get stuff if you're bad. Okay, I'm gonna be good. What do I do? Exactly.
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: Dips just disappears. He's like, figure it out. Figure it out.
Cristina: Vanishes while other gods have, like, crazy rules. I think the stress about other rules probably makes the fear.
Jack: That's what they're hoping. Here's a bunch of weird, abstract, hard to find, follow rules and you're gonna f****** panic.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Meanwhile, I gave no rules. I let them. Just imagine the worst.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: The end.
Cristina: Yeah, well, I guess both ways Kind of work. At the end of the day, there's.
Jack: A lot of death in one way and there's zero in the other.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. Santa's still winning.
Jack: He's winning by miles because he keeps. If it was just Hannah, Holy s***. He would milk everything. You can't f*** with him. You can't. You can't win against that. Because he gets it from everybody all the time, the whole year round.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Infinite. No God steps to Santa Claus.
Cristina: No.
Jack: They would lose if it's ever happened. We never heard of that God.
Cristina: No.
Jack: If we did hear that God, he disappeared. Where is the Middle Eastern Old Testament Jehovah? Why did he just vanish? What's. What's the deal? What's the dealio, bro? Was it that New Testament Jehovah cleared him out or. We know Old Testament Jehovah's kind of full of himself. Maybe he was like, I could step to Santa. F*** Santa.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And Santa was, like, blinked out of existence. And that's it.
Cristina: That's how powerful.
Jack: Just overpowered. Just gone. No more. Even Zeus is like, holy s***. No, I'm good. You do what you got to do. It's crazy that Zeus is still around. Not Jehovah from the Old Testament. That's the weirdest s*** again. It could just. A lot of people who would fight Jehovah from the Old Testament.
Cristina: Right?
Jack: The New Testament, Jehovah, f****** Zeus, Santa, anybody. That Zeus is probably just gonna be the first to attack. He's that guy.
Cristina: He's that guy.
Jack: So it could have totally been him, but maybe he's, like, over that. He hasn't done that s*** in some time. Hundreds of thousands.
Cristina: Odin doesn't do that thing.
Jack: Odin. He's more chill. He's more. Just don't come to me, and I don't f*** you up.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But New Testament Jehovah could have been.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: He doesn't seem particularly ruthless. On the flip side, he has way more access to adrenochrome and way more access to fear.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: He's way bigger reach. So, like, hey, he's clearly stronger. He would have smacked down Old Testament God easy. Yeah, but we don't. We don't know. He just. There would be a story of the battle. That's the part that trips me out there. At least. Like, he could at least hold a moment against f****** Zeus, bro. He could at least hold a moment against New Testament God. He cannot hold a second against a God who has the planet's fear supply.
Cristina: No. Santa wins every.
Jack: Yeah. And it looks like it just kind of stops at some point in the Bible. And then it's like, yep, here's the end. Will happen to God. No, no, no. And God. The end.
Cristina: Then Jesus was born.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Or maybe Santa came into existence. No. I don't know. Not really.
Jack: I think. I think Jehovah stepped and it was the wrong direction. That's my ongoing theory. Jehovah was like, I need to reclaim power, man. Everybody's stronger than me right now. I gotta go to Santa Claus, f*** the strongest guy up, and just become.
Cristina: The Alpha Dragon Ball Z of gods or something.
Jack: What do you mean?
Cristina: Like, just having to fight each other all the time? Like, everyone in Dragon Ball Z fighting. Oh, no.
Jack: I mean, they're not fighting all the time. But he was definitely out there to prove that he's still the big bad s*** he thought he was.
Cristina: And he wasn't.
Jack: It seems like if that's the case. Because where the f*** did he go? Just. Just know. Jehovah. Poof.
Cristina: He's somewhere in his little area in the world, maybe.
Jack: Anyways. Yeah. That's the report for everything that's happening.
Cristina: It's a lot.
Jack: That's a lot. Adrenochrome. World Adrenochrome War 3.
Cristina: How did you say that? What was that?
Jack: World adrenal Chrome War 3. F*****. It's always f*****.
Cristina: Yeah. Wow.
Jack: Yeah, wow. It's truly shocking. It's impressive as f*** that this is where we are. Anyways. Yeah, you guys, I hope this week's news was useful. I hope it was as good for you guys as it was for us.
Cristina: At least there was a baby born.
Jack: At least there was a baby born. And now we understand how Sasquatch is not Sasquatch. But Bigfoot has been so prominent throughout history. It's. They're not really killing people. So we don't have as much of a reason to go and find them.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And, like, they use their powers to cloak themselves. Okay, cool. You just.
Cristina: Why are more creatures. I mean, there are probably a bunch of creatures. There's a bunch of.
Jack: That. Yeah. There's a s*** ton.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: We just usually associate them also with Bigfoot, I guess the same s***. But hey, we're getting answers little by little. We're doing our jobs. Failing. Sometimes.
Cristina: I failed. I felt this week.
Jack: It's all right. We failed a couple weeks ago. Hard.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: We're still trying to fix it. This is another bad week. We're trying to fix it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I'm trying to do better for you guys. Because the problem is we don't just report we do a lot of the f****** fieldwork. We're reporting on our own field work.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And we do a lot. We could just stop and then all of you die.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I mean, not all of you. I guess a clean half of you are in a whole other universe, but the other half of you that we know factually are on this planet. And whatever that f****** signal is that we still not investigated, by the way.
Cristina: Oh, eventually.
Jack: Eventually. There's too much on our f****** plate.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Anyways, we're gonna try to stop the f****** war for breaking out and see if we can help these gods get their s*** together.
Cristina: Mm. Mm. And get this groundhog together.
Jack: Yeah. Look, there's a whole other universe that we have no access to. If we can get these gods to somehow bridge a gap into that universe, dude, fair game. F****** scare. Everything in that universe collapse that, you know, we don't care, dude.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And then if we can get that done, then s*** could stop on this side.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: That's an idea.
Cristina: Who knows?
Jack: Anyways, if you guys want to know all the s*** that led here and all. More, more, more. More disasters and more bullshit. All the crap that we deal with.
Cristina: Have we talked about. We've done other. Adrenochrome.
Jack: Yes. And other episodes on war and why war happens and how politics work and all that stuff.
Cristina: Yes, and how the gods work and.
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Cristina: The person that was exploring the town during the movie. I don't know if it's like that in the game. They don't get sucked into it. Does the bell never ring for them? Is it just for. It's not actually ringing.
Jack: They totally got sucked in. What do you mean?
Cristina: No, there was the main person who was looking for his daughter or whatever the main story is. Or the woman. There's a woman.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: And the man looking for the woman. But the man never gets sucked into the town. He never finds her.
Jack: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That doesn't mean anything. If you get.
Cristina: But it's happening at the same time, though.
Jack: He got sucked in. He just doesn't necessarily have to see her while he's in there.
Cristina: Okay. Because nothing happens to him.
Jack: Really?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Are you definitely sure?
Cristina: I'm sure. I'm pretty sure. Only the lady and the cop that went after her.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Because she thought she was stealing the little girl. And they both. They both got.
Jack: I remember that cop lady went through some s*** too.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. PC thought this whole time, oh, this lady is stealing that girl and I gotta stop her.
Jack: Then I don't know.
Cristina: But then that the guy's there looking for her in the movie, and I don't think he gets sucked in because in the whole time he's looking for her, but I don't know if that's after this whole situation happened or he just doesn't hear the siren.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: And it's happening at the same time.
Jack: I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember. I don't remember that movie at all.
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