Rambling 280: Clinton Road: Part 1: Echoes

Is Clinton Road actually Haunted? If not, what could explain the odd occurrences? Is there anything we can learn from them? The duo revisits the case of Clinton Road, a place often considered the most haunted region on Earth. Jack’s first hand experiences and the amount of reported cases work together to provide a new perspective on what is truly taking place at this paranormal hot spot. 

Rambling 280: Clinton Road: Part 1: Echoes

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Topics Discussed:

  • Thin Places
  • Spacetime Distortions
  • Ghosts vs Phantoms
  • Wormholes
  • Echoes
  • Slipping Through Time
  • The Bird Theory

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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And we have quite the baffling at the moment. So let's do a little house cleaning. Right. Hella years ago, we did a Halloween episode where I was talking about my experiences at Clinton Road. Yeah, the first time we did this, it took three episodes to really break apart everything that I personally experienced there. And it was just for the sake of Halloween. But then the episode stretched out and it was like a three part thing. And on the last of the three episodes, we called up Reaper and Nune and we had conversations with them relative to the thing so that they can tell us their angles on it. And everybody had a different story.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And everybody talked about different timings and everybody talked about a lot of different things. Now we know the stories say that Clinton Road is an exceptionally haunted place. We've about two years after that point, took another deep dive into Clinton Road. And then we found about thin places. And this kind of lined up pretty heftily that there was just, you know, space time anomalies and distortions taking place and that a lot of what was taking place could have just been echoes that existed in that region.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Except we've now gotten even more insight and information. We found out how space time distortions in the form of thin places get formed. So in a weird full circle scenario, something that was totally unrelated has suddenly become pressing because it has space time distortions, which could only have been caused by highly advanced electrical magnetic technology, which could only have been done by the ancient civilizations that were extremely advanced, particularly the only ones that had that level of energy, which were either Djinn or f****** Elysians somehow. Full little circle.

Cristina: But why were they there?

Jack: But why were they there?

Cristina: Huh? Interesting.

Jack: Yes. So in figuring this out, it makes sense to once again visit this place. But now with new eyes and the ability to look granularly at all the things that could possibly be happening there. And so I've done that. I've gone and I've looked for a lot. Now here's what I'm gonna preface this with. There's a lot. So this episode is gonna be very surface level. The reason I began this was by talking about how we approached this in Halloween is because I kind of want to keep driving this topic that's probably gonna take us beyond Halloween because of how many things there are here. And we have to unpack some of them. None of which we're going to do here, but we're gonna. We're gonna discuss a couple of these.

Cristina: Points while we refreshing our memories or something.

Jack: We're gonna. We're gonna go through the things that are here and we're gonna talk. It's not anything about me. We're not refreshing memories on anything.

Cristina: No. We're learning the past episodes. No, we're going.

Jack: No, no. We're just. This has nothing to do with us.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're just gonna go through Clinton Road with nothing about us involved. No. No past research. No. Nothing. We at what exists. And then with the new eyes, we have kind of talk about the things that are obviously gonna stick out.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We didn't know these things before, although we brushed by them. Now we're gonna look at these things that we've seen before, but now we have fresh eyes and it's suddenly gonna be like, Okay, I've divided this into three different sides that matter at different grades. The first of these sides is called echoes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This part comes first because we're going to easily dismiss it unless something in particular sticks out that we might need to correct for. But otherwise, these are things I believe are echoes.

Cristina: Okay, cool. There's a lot of them.

Jack: There's a lot. The one we'd be going to after that is going to get a little more pressing. These are phantoms. These are. These. Have a little bit of thought to them.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: And we're going to end at a third area that is just labeled under the things that are definitely, without a question, significant.

Cristina: That's what they're just significant.

Jack: Just significant.

Cristina: Well, what a difference.

Jack: Okay, so let us go back and visit this part one of a Clinton Road. Revisit this part one. I am calling the menu. This whole episode is called the menu. This is the menu we're gonna be unpacking. Okay, so let us begin first with a quick description of what we mean by echoes. When people say ghost, they are talking too blanketly. And ghosts have been obscured. So now ghost is a blanket term. It will remain a blanket term, but it highlights several things. It highlights dead humans who are spirits. It highlights creatures from other realms which are phantoms, and it highlights space time distortions and reflections which are echoes, all of which we refer to as ghost. Unanimously, yes. But these three things are now going to be unpacked. So specifically, echoes are the ones we're looking For. Because we can write those off. Those are only being caused by the space time anomaly. We don't know what caused the space time anomaly, but we know that things do cause the spacetime anomaly. We already have that fact in place. So now let's just discard the ones that don't matter. First, the boy at the bridge. There's a child, a ghostly boy. An apparition that shows up. And the boys reported he's reportedly always under a bridge picking up coins that people take.

Cristina: That's what I remember. I don't remember the whole story. I remember there's a boy with a coin.

Jack: And so he goes and gets the coins from underneath the bridge and he puts them back on top of the bridge. People see him consistently doing this one motion. He goes to the bottom of the bridge, grabs coins, bring those to the top of the bridge, goes back to the bottom, gets coins. And so the repetition of this, the fact that nobody sees anything different of this boy tells us that boy is not there. That's either in the past, most likely.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or in the future. But likely mostly in the past because he tends to look old timey. Tends to look like an 1800s child.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it fits the suit. He must have actually been there, maybe grabbing coins, collecting them himself to play or something. And we're seeing kind of the moment.

Cristina: Back of that moment.

Jack: Not a flash. Yeah, Sort of a flashback. The echo, the reflection of that instance in time. And this has been. This is upon one of the most mentioned things. But he's always described the same way.

Cristina: Okay. We're saying these are not ghosts. This isn't the ghost of the dead boy or anything. Like he is a person that existed and he's probably dead right now.

Jack: Yeah. But this is echo. This isn't him. This isn't like his spirit is cut in a time loop. No, this is. We're seeing through time back to when he was actually doing that. Yeah, that's literally him. But we're looking through a time window.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The next one is just referred to as the girl. Now, this is a sort of ghostly girl in a white dress. Not to be confused with the lady in the white dress that is originally from Clinton Road too. Two different individuals. So this girl in the white dress is often wandering the road, believed to be searching for her parents. That's different than the hitchhiker lady in the white dress who usually gets a ride. And this is the typical story of you take her home. And then they're like, what the f***? My daughter's been Dead for years. Because she leaves like her hoodie in the back seat or something. And then the guy always comes back, oh, my God, I left the thing. And then, oh, no. So that's a different lady. This other girl is just always walking and she doesn't get in anybody's car. But I remember reading about this when we did this the first time. And it's always that she's looking for her parents and that she has like a really blank stare. Kind of like a nightgown. Not even a dress. It's sort of more like a nightgown. Like she just walked out of her house or something. And she's always walking on the side. She's got lost. Somebody asked, hey, are you okay? I'm just looking for my family.

Cristina: And that I able to take her home.

Jack: She does. She never gets in the car. They ask her to get in. She just walks away. Well, weird. Now, here's the thing about this. This is confusing. This one has a question mark next to it. Because the fact that they can interact with her is weird. But they ask her. But I think some of these echoes are also like, again, maybe somebody stopped by there around that time back then.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's why you hear her say the same thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's always. She's looking for her parents and she's always walking along the same area.

Cristina: She's saying it's probably something she did say.

Jack: Exactly something somebody did see her. And hey, you're right. And oh, no, I'm just looking for my family. And so we're seeing that moment.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And some enough people, it's, you know, it's a hot spot. It's a tourist attraction. Enough people go through there that occasionally they catch her at that very moment and then they happen to talk to her at that very moment and she happens to say what she would say.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so it's like, oh, my God. She said, but you're not really talking to her. It's always the same loop. It never changes.

Cristina: Yeah. I think it's still an echo.

Jack: I think that is checks out as an echo. Right. It doesn't seem like this is fantastic.

Cristina: No.

Jack: The next one referred to as the hitchhiker. This one is a person looking for a ride.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: But there seems to be a cutoff point. So that by default means. Yeah. It's like they're asking for a ride and they just vanish in front of you.

Cristina: Yeah. But it still seems like an echo. Like that's true for sure. That's probably what they were doing once Upon a time. And they did get that ride.

Jack: Yeah. And a lot of people theorize that the hitchhiker got killed by somebody, but that's not how this would work.

Cristina: No, this has nothing to do with how they died.

Jack: No, this has nothing to do with.

Cristina: Everyone's gonna assume all these things are related to ghosts, and therefore they must have died in the area, which probably not. They probably just. They're really from that area. Yeah.

Jack: These are people who were definitely just people who lived around here. It seems to be the case, and it seems to be with echoes. It's always the way that that works. So I think the hitchhiker definitely appropriately put under an echo. The cutoff point makes it too obvious. I think anytime there's a cutoff point to, like, restart, you're objectively an echo.

Cristina: Yep. And it's not a ghost. It's important to know that, yes, they're dead, but they're not. It wasn't like someone murdered them.

Jack: No. Everything is a ghost that we're talking about. That's why we're referring to this as an echo.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The different ghosts are the echoes and the phantoms. But this is a ghost. It's just not.

Cristina: It's not that they were hiking and then getting murdered and now.

Jack: Yeah, it's not a phantom that's over here.

Cristina: Thinking is unrelated to why they're there.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. This isn't like a lingering spirit. We have the bicyclist, a spectral bicyclist, sometimes seen riding along the road, believed to have died and in a hit and run accident. Always on the same part of the road, always for about the same distance, Always on the bike, always the same outfit. And he's never seen beyond that point or before that point.

Cristina: And they're always gonna assume they died.

Jack: He must have died there.

Cristina: Unless they look like. Like if he looked like he was hit by something and he's.

Jack: Then I would say, okay, okay, you saw the death.

Cristina: Yeah, but it was just a guy riding a bike.

Jack: Yeah, it's just a guy riding a bike and. Yeah, exactly. It's like such a waste of thought ultimately, to be like, oh, his death put him here. It's like, I mean, if you saw him die, maybe, but chances are. Nah, nah. It has nothing to do with it. And the place is distorted. Yeah, the place is distorted. Not the people. Next, the haunted lake. This one is. Weird one. This is the lake near Clinton Road, and it is said to have been haunted by spirits of those who drowned in it. It's off a sharp Right turn, there's like a hard right entering Clinton Road. I'm not sure from which side, the south or the north. But right off of one of those two entrances, there is a little dirt path that goes on, and then it leads to this lake. This lake has two important things that are very weird. One, there are consistently sightings of people fishing there and people, like, hanging out in the lake usually at nighttime. And they're there and like. Like walking around it. You kind of get glimpses of them and stuff, but they're not like, really there. What makes this really weird is there's a high point vantage. This vantage point. We can see the lake. And from that point, people have always said the lake looks populated and full. I think there is an angular distortion that allows a continuous view of a past point. From that vantage point they're looking at.

Cristina: That's cool. And then, like, there's many figures, but they might not even be there at the same time.

Jack: That. Exactly. This could be a. The tall grass scenario where all the different timelines are kind of converging at that one spot. And through this sort of window, you see it all in one spot.

Cristina: The lake is a hot spot. That's where people want to hang out.

Jack: Yes, exactly. You people would normally be there in groups.

Cristina: Yeah. So it would be many groups. But those many groups are not there together.

Jack: They would be there for hours sometimes. So if there's just time slips that last a second, they would have been there to be caught by the time slips so that we can see them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it would look populated. And I do believe up there in that vantage point there is that. That is in fact maybe a sustained sort of thin place entrance that you can look through. Maybe you'd have to jump and clear a distance to get through it, but it seems to be sustained because it's always the same spot that people go to to see the lake filled with people.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Jack: So that's a good. A great example of it being just an echo, but, like, you could probably jump through if we could see the gap. The problem is we can't see the entrance or exit to thin places. We can only see what's on the other side. But if we could somehow make a technology that allows us to detect them, I wonder how many we would see if turned it on. Like, you know, I put thin place detecting glasses. Would it look like bubble gates? Would it just be like a tear in space? I think it would look like a perfect sphere.

Cristina: I have no idea.

Jack: Everything in nature Kind of.

Jack: I think it looks like a perfect sphere.

Cristina: Cool.

Jack: A wormhole.

Cristina: Wormhole looking thing.

Jack: Yeah. We can't see it. And again, it's always positions properly with what you're looking at. So yes, in the past that lake was still there. So it's not like you looking through it. Oh, there's something else there. Yeah, you see a different time of it. But you know, geographically it's the same.

Cristina: It still looks. Yeah, it looks the same.

Jack: So you wouldn't see the entrance. Now if the place changed drastically and there was a place like this. Here would be my next sentence. I think because there is a sustained doorway that allows us to see to the past. Maybe there's a location that we altered somewhere on earth that has the same effect. And when you stand through it, we can see the entrance not because we're seeing the wormhole, but because the other side looks so different that it looks like two images overlapping. And one is a circular sphere of a different place that should exist somewhere. But it should exist as such a weird kind of.

Cristina: It's not like that farm place where we sometimes see the hole sometimes.

Jack: That could totally be the case. Is that a wormhole to a different time? It is a space time distortion. And we know thin places cause this. And those holes are migrating consistently. They're never in the same place.

Cristina: And are those even there now? Like I don't think.

Jack: Yeah, they show up and disappear all the time to this day.

Cristina: Wow. But like I don't know because you're looking at it, but I don't know.

Jack: To this day they move around. Yeah, it's f****** weird. But I think this, the haunted lake gives us a lot of information because the haunted lake tells us that they are thin place sustained entrances that don't move. And that seems to be one presumably one that if we could see and maybe keep open by will we can traverse to whatever alternate time that is. Potential time travel just exists. Yeah, but they would be tiny little gateways that we can't see. And we'd have to accent this also.

Cristina: Would expect multiple times are overlapping in that you're seeing groups of people.

Jack: That depends. It depends. That's a theory where. It depends if that's the actual case that's happening. Because it could have been a day that they were all at the lake, sunny day, you happen to be in the summer and all those people are one moment. And if that's the case and that's one place. And that would create an interesting situation. Right. We're talking about people flying and their planes completely disappearing. And you're going through where? Oh, you're crossing over to Bermuda Triangle. And what the. Do those people have excessively overpowered technology. You'd be making thin places like a m***********.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then somebody flies over your thing and your plane totally disappears. We never see a crash. We never see anything.

Cristina: No.

Jack: No remnants. When we go and check, you're just gone. Or maybe there are enough sustained thin places that somebody went in. Poof. Popped out in the future. Popped out in the past. And they have no idea what. They can't see it to go right back in. They're just somewhere else.

Cristina: Some other time.

Jack: Some other time. And there's no way back. We've seen glimpses. Maybe there is. Let's say where I'm sitting, there's a thin place, and you are a plane flying parallel. You're not flying towards me, you're flying parallel. Me standing down here, you on the other side of the thin place in whatever time you're in. I'm technically looking through the thin place when you fly in front of it. And I see you from your time. From my angle. In my time, we've seen many things like this. Pictures of planes and hieroglyphs and stuff. That's easily somebody flying right by a bubble. And I see it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And you didn't notice it was here. I didn't notice it was there, except I saw something weird. That's it.

Cristina: You saw something weird, but I didn't see anything.

Jack: You see anything. And so it looks like you blinked in, blinked out, but you never entered my thing. But now let's say that same thin place was in front of you instead. Then you enter it. But then I didn't just see you show up and disappear in my end. You just entered my end. And you'll never get back to yours. Okay, that explains many of the planes that have just disappeared. Boats have just disappeared, all of which happen to be around the premier triangle, which we know has the largest energy displacement on the planet.

Cristina: Yeah, they're just traveling somewhere else.

Jack: A lot of these dots are trying to f****** make sense. Some other time, different time through these sort of portals. And that's all thanks to this lake that gives us a good frame of reference. Now we get to the lady in white, which is a completely different apparition from the girl. This is again the one that always gets in the car and the one that has been dead. But this is a weird one. This has a little star next to it because the. You can interact with Her. But this seems less like. And she gets in your f****** car.

Cristina: But again, the hiker, though, gets in your car.

Jack: No, the hiker asks for a ride. And just. But this lady gets in the car, and you take her where she's going, and then she goes inside. And then the people inside never saw the door open. They never saw anybody come in. You come back with a hoodie, you knock, and they're like, what the.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: My question is, how does this story repeat? And the family isn't like, oh, somebody else showed up with the hoodie. That's where I get f***** up.

Cristina: That's also an echo.

Jack: Then they're not there. The family is part of the echo.

Cristina: I would think so.

Jack: Except the girl gets in your car. How are you tactically positioned in the same exact way? How are you moving in such a way that's so identical to how she moved when she was in the previous car that you don't lose. Sink and drive left slightly, and she's just floating next to you. Why doesn't that happen? This is interacting with the person. This isn't an echo, then. But then everything else would suggest an echo. Yeah, except she interacted with the individual and she left the physical object in the car.

Cristina: So then everything plays out just like an echo. That's the weird thing.

Jack: That's a weird thing. This is why this is a unique situation, because all the characteristics of an echo, except it has this one facet of a phantom. It's interacting with you. And the family at the door is too. When you get to the door, they get. They open it. When you get to the door, they're not just. You arrive and they're talking to nobody because you arrived five minutes too late. And they're just. Yeah, you see them talking to nobody. Or you get there too early and nobody answers for the longest. Until it's the time that it's supposed to be triggered. That they would open the door. No, no. It plays always the same. This is a weird one, because I would argue something different is happening. My argument is there's still an echo. I would argue this is. You never left Clinton Road. I would argue this is a person slipping into a thin place.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And now you're kind of trapped in a series of events.

Cristina: And once you're done with it, then you're out of it.

Jack: You exit on the other end. Yeah, I think we're seeing a different type of echo, one you're partaking in. You're not really interacting with it, but you've fallen into the Echo space.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And now you're part of the echo. Even if they're not there. And you technically are. You're kind of all here at the same time too.

Cristina: And you have to.

Jack: You have to complete the role.

Cristina: Complete the role. Yeah.

Jack: I would argue this is how Groundhog Day happens. In Groundhog Day, there's no way to really know how the role completes.

Cristina: You just have to.

Jack: You have to figure it out. That's the problem. He. He entered the thin place without being in a unique space where only one event is taking place. A thin place like this. You're in the middle of f****** nowhere. There's an obvious step to take. Oh, let me take the girl home. Oh, she forgot the thing. Oh, let me take it back home. Where she. There's obvious conclusions that could lead you to the exit.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Groundhog Day situation is you just fell in, and you don't know where you fell in, what caused it or anything. And there's also no guide on your way out. You don't know where the exit is.

Cristina: No. But you just. You stumble upon it. Like you stumbled upon the entrance.

Jack: Yes. So in this situation, the situation is guiding you towards the exit.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But it's because the echo ends at the other end. Not because the echo literally ends there, but because there happens to be a thin place that's the exit point. And they're sort of connected.

Cristina: Yeah. That's so weird.

Jack: I think this is people falling into him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: As opposed to you seeing it, you're interacting with it, but it's sort of playing like an echo.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And again, you get to a house where somebody's interacting with you, but there can't be anybody there that doesn't check out, because they're not just like, oh, somebody else showed up with the same story.

Cristina: Yes. Like, how long could they live? And that's like.

Jack: So it's unique to them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now let's take an additional farther step. The proof that that is what's happening is that there are three moments here. There is you who exist in one instant, the family who exists in a second instant, and the girl who died before that family incident. That's why you can exit. Because the family's house is in a different thin place. That's a different echo that happened to happen however many years after the girl died.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So there just happens to be another bubble related. But they're not really. They're two different bubbles.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And you'll always fall into one. Interacting with the girl because she's where one is. And then the exit or not the exit, but just a different bubble that would just drop you back in your time. He's where the house is.

Cristina: Yeah. That is so strange. She takes you to the end of her bubble. Is beginning of another bubble. Pretty much.

Jack: Yeah. It's not even the beginning or end. Both of them are just entrances and exits. And you happen to. When you interact with her, the only way you can interact with her is by crossing in because you're not seeing her on one end. The story always happens that if you saw her, you ended up being the guy who delivered the thing. You've never not seen her outside that context. Nobody sees the lady in the white dress and not interact with her. People see the girl in the white dress in the white gown, and then they'll interact with her. But people don't see the lady in the white dress without ever interacting with her. It's almost like there's no option. There's nothing else around you at that moment, which checks out with you're somewhere else.

Cristina: Okay. I think unique.

Jack: That. Yes. That's very, very unique. I think that's definitely among them.

Cristina: So multiple echoes.

Jack: Multiple echoes playing together. That's two different bubbles. And you enter the echo space. Next one is the abandoned mental asylum, which is the typical, you know, oh, my God, something horrible happened there. But now we're in closer to home territory because maybe. Maybe something happened there. Because mental asylum, that's not about who died there. It's about what experiment was secretly being run there. We have a building, and it's haunted. And a haunted building, probably something went down. And the haunted buildings are always. What? They're always asylums where you can experiment on people. They're always prisons where you can experiment on people. It's usually where people aren't gonna miss the people.

Cristina: Those are still echoes.

Jack: Yes, but it is an echo of a place that might be one of the locations resulting in the thin places.

Cristina: Thin places.

Jack: The place matters more. That's why I didn't say the people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I said the place because the place here matters.

Cristina: It could also probably be a hotspot for Shadow Realm creatures.

Jack: Well, that would be a result of the place. Again, the distortion opens up all these things.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's why the place is what matters. Not the Shadow Realm people, not the humans that might have been tortured. There's the place. Yeah, because the place had whatever event took place that allowed for more thin places.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And assuming this is one spot with a bunch of thin places. But there is, as we know, a castle that is Suspected to have sketchy s*** happen with a bunch of thin places. There's a town. They had a bunch of thin. So an area where there might have been a group of people who settled and had a bunch of different facilities doing a bunch of different s***. And this might be one of them. Particularly because out of all the structures there, this is the second most haunted place. It has the most thin places. It has had the most sightings. Even more than the castle. Although the castle is going to be our main attraction for different reasons. This has had hundreds of sightings within a day.

Cristina: Within a day.

Jack: Within a day. Groups of people going to explore, enter, see something. Almost every hallway. Try to get away, see things outside. Only when they get far enough does it start to decrease rapidly. Rapidly. Like the closer you get mad s***, the farther you get. Almost nothing.

Cristina: How big is it? Like, how many floors? Do you know how many rooms?

Jack: No. No details. Diving into nothing. We're eventually gonna unpack that and we'll find out all those details. None of this happens. Try to get deep into nothing because.

Cristina: Right.

Jack: We got too much. We haven't even made it to the next list. We're still on just echoes.

Cristina: Whoa. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, we know. We're not diving into. There's too much.

Cristina: Interesting. All right.

Jack: That everything in here we're going to dive into at some point.

Cristina: Good, good, good.

Jack: So I definitely think this is a very important one. Just like the. The haunted lake and just like are.

Cristina: Going to visit the haunted lake again.

Jack: We're going to visit the haunted lake again. We're going to visit the lady in white again. And we're definitely going to visit this place.

Cristina: Cool.

Jack: The next one is the ghost train.

Cristina: The ghost what?

Jack: The ghost train. This is a weird one because there was never in the past railroads here. Which tells us something really interesting. There's going to be railroads there. Now, that's interesting. Because of a look could be taken through that thin place at the right angle. We would be looking forward.

Cristina: That makes sense. Like you mentioned Egyptians seeing airplanes. Like it's possible.

Jack: No train tracks. But people see the train and they hear it coming from a while away. Like maybe if you're standing next to the thin place, you can hear the. Because you're hearing the sound come through it, and then you see it for a moment. If you happen to be looking in the same. Which checks out with the descriptions. Some people see it, some people hear it. Some people briefly see it after having heard it.

Cristina: Interesting. And if they're not going to have a train there, maybe these time Bubbles are a little more complicated than we think. Like maybe another hotspot in real life has a train. And they're. They're connected in a way.

Jack: Interesting. You think wormholes within. Like it's leading. The problem is. The problem is it doesn't look like that's how it works. What you would be arguing would be that there isn't a thin place, but rather a portal to a different part of our same space.

Cristina: But I don't think you travel. I think you're still seeing through time.

Jack: I think it's the same place we have. Would you be talking about is a portal and if there is, that would be walkable. Every portal we've seen is a traversable thing. So if that's the case, then that's visible. It would always be visible. And also we know portals don't function without structure.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it couldn't be. It couldn't be a portal. It has to be a thin place because it has to be a space time distortion. There's no such thing as far as we know, as a portal that isn't sustained by technology to the point that we've had several different people had to be taught by somebody how to build a portal.

Cristina: So how are they watching a train?

Jack: I just said it's probably a thin place looking forward forward.

Cristina: And you think in the future there's going to be a train.

Jack: Yeah. I mean, how is that any different than right now? Us seeing thin places looking through the past.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why wouldn't that exist in the future in the same place? And we're seeing the other end of it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Why would we be the most ahead no matter what? I think it's just as light. And it would have to be that we have just as many looking forward as we would have looking back. There's no logic as to. And if the thin places don't dissipate ever, then there's literally an infinite amount of them looking in every direction infinitely.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, so it would have to be tied like that. My question to that would be, are there thin places that work in such a way where this one only looks back to that time and that one only looks back to this time? So only when I'm in that time will I see it. But then there are some that are always. So I'll explain the two differences.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There's a bubble that where I'm standing right now in 10 minutes will become visible for 10 minutes and will disappear. And it'll only ever be visible for those 10 minutes in that moment. And so somebody on the other end will only see me ever in that moment through there. Because the bubble isn't gonna sustain. I'll never be able to see the bubble again. And only them on the other end for those 10 minutes could see it. And then it's gone. So it connects 1985 at 3 o' clock to 2024 at 7pm in this one place and only in that. So forever. He saw me and I saw him and that's it. And that bubble doesn't exist. But the next minute a different bubble somewhere else. And so a bunch of bubbles are always coming in and out because the whole place is distorted. That's one situation. Another one will be. Maybe there are fixed ones. This seems to be the case. There are fixed ones that you can always look into.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that moment you can always see, but the bubble you're looking through in might dissipate and pop up. So I walk to this spot at the bridge and I see the kid. You go to this spot, but you didn't see the kid. But then another person comes by and they do see the kid.

Cristina: So that's what it seems like.

Jack: Yeah, sometimes and sometimes not. So the bubble on this end sometimes is here, but the end it's looking at is always there.

Cristina: I would think that's how it works. Because, like, I don't. I doubt everyone ever sees the kid.

Jack: Yeah, exactly.

Cristina: See the kid.

Jack: Because then it'd be weird. Anytime you walk by that spot, like literally, that means people could get out of their cars and start taking pictures of this pass point. Yeah, but because that doesn't happen, it suggests our end is not fixed. But that end is. But it seems to be in the same spot.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's why I don't think there's ever been. Oh, you're seeing something else. Where the train looks like it's cutting through the woods. It doesn't look like, oh, there's a town on the other side or something.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And again, there's no structure. How would you have a portal when literally the most complicated, most sophisticated minds we've ever known about. We're trying to design these things just to get it to work. More about looking forward. Abandoned cars are seen consistently. Many. Some people have sometimes looked and seen the entire street covered with abandoned cars. And then the next second notice, there's nothing there.

Cristina: That's kind of scary. Yes.

Jack: Not only that, it tells us something quite interesting. A train is going to be seen there in the future. Civilization is going to exist there. Follow me on this. What if nothing has happened there yet. And the distortion that's going to cause a space time problem happens in the future. And the wreckage, the train, which suggests civilization, the cars all abandoned on the road, which suggests civilization. That hasn't happened yet. Those people get sacrificed. That creates the space time distortion that we now see. And that's why no matter how far back we look, we never come across it. It's always just distorted. But where's the origin?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's because it's not happened yet. But the distortion must exist because it's through time. So the distortion is present because it's going to happen.

Cristina: It's going to happen. I think so. That makes sense. It's going to happen.

Jack: The cars, the train.

Cristina: Could be that something in the future leads to whatever's happening right now.

Jack: Yep. That's a really weird one. Right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The possibility that the reason we can't pinpoint what these distortions origin is is because there is no origin yet.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: All right, next on the list is the Haunted playground.

Cristina: Oh my God.

Jack: Which is an old overgrown playground that is said to be haunted by kids, of course. And something crying. Either a woman or some kind of animal imitating humans. Which is way horrifying. The repetition of this very echo. Disembodied. It's always in the same region. Weirdly enough, the area this tends to begin and end at are a dirt road. And where the laughter ends seems to be at the beginning of Paradise Road. And the playground is in the woods off the dirt. Paradise Road is where I took. Where me and the guys ended up. Hearing the kids laughing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we were exactly where we would hear kids laughing. I didn't know that was part of this.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Last time we didn't stumble upon that.

Cristina: So they're laughing by the park is.

Jack: What by a park? That's by the entrance of Paradise.

Cristina: And there's someone crying.

Jack: And there's somebody crying. The crying we did not hear. We heard the laughing children.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know what's scarier. It's really hard. I think if you heard both, it might be less scary.

Jack: No, I think if you heard both, it's manic and more scary. Laughing and crying everywhere all at once.

Cristina: That's kind of. Yeah. But they're not sure what the crying sounds like.

Jack: Not in that area. It just sounds like something is crying. It sounds like. Kind of like a woman. But it's unclear. Which is the horrifying part about it. It's like man, it's almost like a woman. But the fact you got a question is what makes it uneasy?

Cristina: Yeah. That's way more scary than, like, children laughing.

Jack: But that ain't even the only thing crying. Because way away from there, towards the center of Clinton Road, about five miles in, there is consistently a baby heard crying in the woods.

Cristina: And they for sure know that's a baby.

Jack: That is for sure a baby screaming quite loud just in the woods. And many people have heard this one. This is among one of the most reported ones. And this is among one of the reasons people evacuate Clinton Road.

Cristina: That's so scary.

Jack: Yep. And screaming quite loud, like, come save me, like, almost is trying to get you to, oh, my God, there's a baby.

Cristina: I don't know. I would convince myself it's a crow pretending to be a baby.

Jack: The other one, people have posited that maybe there are animals pretending to cry because children might have fallen in the park or whatever.

Cristina: And they heard it because birds like to imitate sound. Yes, that's the sounds it's hearing constantly. I mean, like, what if an echo was of a baby crying or a lady laughing? Like, those are real.

Jack: And then the birds hear it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yep. Because they would also be in proximity to the thin places. And birds fly. They could be floating in and out all the time, landing in different places they don't even know.

Cristina: And that's why you hear the thing crying. But you're not sure what that one is. But you know, there's a baby crying.

Jack: That actually makes a lot of sense. I think you just solved a lot of the noises. Because it again, birds imitate sounds. Birds fly. A place riddled with thin places. Birds flying, not seeing them, you just hear. Now you're over there now and you heard there was a park there. However long ago you heard it, you go, you're now in the past. You think you're in the same place. You're making the sounds. You heard. There's nothing there. But now kids. People hear kids laughing and baby's crying. And then you fly through the thing again. You're no longer there. Now you're in this time.

Cristina: That's so complicated.

Jack: And it's just birds, usually crows, which happen to be in woody, wooded areas and in farmland. And this is a very recluse removed kind of rural area riddled within places. A couple of flights. You're moving through time. It is easy to. I think that is a great solution for that problem. I think the sounds can't be relied on because it's probably birds imitating. And that would answer a lot. Unless There was a house somewhere near there in a different time. Which again that still holds a possibility. That in the future this place is a bunch of people with the intent to do something horrible eventually.

Cristina: Is there a kids park there currently?

Jack: Yes. Right next to Paradise Road.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah. Like it's.

Jack: The theory, seems to be my theory that Paradise Road is gonna grow and eat all of Clinton Road. Like the entirety is going to become one new town, new city type of thing.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And that's going to be sacrificed way in the future to make a different stone. And that's why it's so f****** riddled. We're talking about maybe the largest stone that exists is going to be there.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Which is why it's also the most haunted place on earth.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: I think the largest stone and the fact that people have seen entire wreckage as far as the eye can see.

Cristina: I would like to see that. That's so scary. But cool.

Jack: It's not right? Yeah, it is an absurd thing that could have happened. Next one is ghost carriages.

Cristina: So carriage is like the thing with the horse?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Or that old timey.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. Now again the fact that there doesn't seem to be something traceable far back enough. It just seems like people were using this road the same way all of time. And then sometime in the future there were people living here like a fuckton. But at the moment and looking backwards in time, it's just more empty and more empty and more empty. So something crazy couldn't have happened here with less and less and less and less and less people. But that suggests that the distortion is throughout time and that we do see into the past. Even if this did happen in the future because we do see weird s*** from the past. The kid looked old timey and the carriages are old timey. Yeah, it's just normal New Jersey being old New Jersey. But us seeing those moments because of thin places.

Cristina: But is the carriage like. Do they. They call it ghost carriage because it's like riding along by itself or something?

Jack: Yeah, it's riding on the. On Clinton Road. People when they get close enough it vanishes. And like people have gone through it scared they're gonna hit it and sometimes it's gonna crash into them and just disappears. And it's really probably just went through you and like ghosts the closer you get because they're kind of translucent. You can't really see them up close. You got to be at a distance where what with a plasma looks more concentrated. It's an echo. It seems to be that it's definite. Most definitely an echo.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And the last one is last for a reason in the echoes section and with a question mark, which is the Paradise Road cemetery. So Paradise Road Cemetery, like the playground is actually opposite sides of the playground on that same dirt road.

Cristina: Horrifying. Okay.

Jack: And the cemetery, you know, it's a cemetery, so haunted or whatever. The problem is the cemetery doesn't have a lot of people. It's a small cemetery, but the cemetery seems to have an absurd amount of activity. So it's just very, very, very active and happens to be at the same opposite side of the children. But there have been people seen there at all times, always active. Now, what we know about cemeteries is that cemeteries do. People are scared of them inherently. So this doesn't bounce off of a thin place. Because the problem here is that people do see a lot of repetition, but people do see ghosts staring right back at them. People do see ghosts trying to lure them in. Like, they look straight at them and tell them to come over here. But we've seen, when we were doing the Christmas episode, what graveyards really are. Because people are scared of them. Enough potential fear energy exists that creatures from the shadow realm do manifest there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, and so now we're getting to actual. Yes, there's ghosts there because the whole place is riddled with thin places.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But this spot actually has phantoms. It has djinn and other s*** from.

Cristina: The shadow realm there just hanging out.

Jack: Because it's fear filled.

Cristina: It's. The whole place is fear filled.

Jack: That is my next sentence. Okay, now the graveyard, extra scary. So you go to Clinton Road, you're extra scared already, and then you see that s***. Extra scary.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now we got to make a distinction because all of Clinton Road is scary to people. And we were just talking about the echoes that people see there. But that does not mean that there isn't a bunch of s*** responding to people and a bunch of s*** that isn't there due to the thin places, but they're due to the fear. Things you can interact with, of course, of which there are more than there are ghosts. People have stories of literally getting harmed. People have physical proof in photos of. I don't know where the f*** this came from. Weird scratches that seem unnatural, Marks on their bodies, things saying their name, things talking.

Cristina: How do they know? Like, do they. I know they're not like us, but, like, does that give them special abilities? I know, like strength and whatever, but, like psychic abilities. Why?

Jack: I don't think it would make them psychic.

Cristina: Like, how would they Say your name.

Jack: I think you're with people who would say your name and they hear your name being said and they're assuring you, yeah, I'm here, too.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: You know who goes to Clinton Road by themselves? You're hanging.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Oh, I'm scared, Steve.

Cristina: We're gonna give their nicknames if we ever decide to go. Okay. We're not using our names. Do not call me by my name.

Jack: Fair.

Cristina: Because, like, I do not want to hear something say yes. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: No. It's nuts. And that is. Yeah, it's a really, really meant, often mentioned people with scratch marks. There are people who hear voices talking directly to them, saying their names. There are people who hear conversations that then stop when they're in the area and start referencing things that they're doing. It's just the weirdest f****** thing.

Cristina: That is scary.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now, the problem we're facing is that we are 45 minutes into this episode, and I think the next section is gonna take about as long. So I think I'm not gonna do the Phantoms part. And this first part is entirely the echoes. This is kind of what I meant.

Cristina: By we're gonna be doing this for a while.

Jack: We're gonna be doing this for a while.

Cristina: And even you think past Halloween.

Jack: I think past Halloween. We have to unpack some of these things that I think are going to be full episodes of their own. Just to kind of. This is all just trying to understand the most active spot.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why beat around looking at other places if we can understand the most active spot? The knowledge we'll get from here will trivialize everything else. It'll be too easy to understand. And I think that's going to be a healthy approach. So instead of going into these next two sections that are just already set up episodes, I think we can, now that we've gone through the whole thing, have a short discussion before we close it off about what this informs us on. So I think the things that definitely don't matter here, because everything we've mentioned here is definitely an echo.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Nothing checks out is not an echo. But the information we acquire by looking at these echoes is quite interesting. I think the boy and the bridge doesn't matter. That's literally an echo. The girl in the gown, literally an echo. There's no interaction. The hitchhiker, literally no interaction. The bicyclist, no interaction. It's when we get to the lake that we have interesting situations happening. A sustained, thin place that seems to always look at the same time or at multiple times, but is always present and you could actively choose to look through it. Interesting.

Cristina: That is interesting. And the girl with the white.

Jack: The woman, the lady in the white dress.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hers is a different situation because it seems that way. The only place you can or the only time you see her is by.

Cristina: Slipping into the echo itself.

Jack: The echo itself.

Cristina: You have to complete whatever cycle you.

Jack: Have to do the Groundhog Day until you exit on the other end. So that's definitely something exceptionally interesting. And it would suggest that there is the possibility that there are thin places like this elsewhere that two events might be tied together.

Cristina: That's so interesting. I do think that's. That has to be another. I feel like that story has been around in other locations. Like I don't think I've heard. Like I've heard that. But not in Clinton Road.

Jack: It's funny because the original story came from Clinton Road. It was about the 1770s with people showing up. And this story took place with carriages to begin with.

Cristina: Okay. Because I'm pretty sure I've heard one that's like somewhere in the south though.

Jack: Yeah. So this place, this story originated with carriages. It's never an actual car that the original story was with. And this is also why they assume her dress looks like. The dress looks old timey and s***. And that she's out there, just typical girl. And then when you go to the house, the house is kind of like farming looking and stuff. And it's like we're. We're not that far the out there. Why is this house here? Type of vibes. So there's a lot of vibes that suggest that this is really, really, really old echo. Which would explain more how they're connected. Right. Because you give enough time from one echo to the other, there's enough gap that maybe eventually the thing happened. But the problem is how the. Did the other event happen to coincide with a person knocking on the door? Man, that's f****** weird. Unless the family of the girl is somehow involved with the s*** that's causing these thin places. There must be something, because how are they so connected to both the girl and them simultaneously? I get that. That's what's happening.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hers is the entrance, his is the exit. But how the f***. What are the odds that her way out there and they gotta drive four miles in the opposite direction and the exit just so happens to be there?

Cristina: I don't know if we find other stories like this that'd be interesting.

Jack: That'd be interesting.

Cristina: That's unrelated but like has its own one loop thing. Yeah.

Jack: That you gotta get through it in order to get out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's worth evaluating. You see, that's my point. This is very interesting. We don't necessarily acquire too much information, as much as a lot of questions. Yes. But then that brings up another point and I guess it's worth mentioning this house leaves where you find the girl to her family. You know the. How her family's house is in the direction of the asylum. It's one of the closest structures to the asylum. That's a coincidence and a half.

Cristina: Yes. And that's why you think the family's involved somehow.

Jack: The family could have something to do with it. It's possible. The people in this area have always been involved. And the future is people who aren't from the area who gonna be invited for other reasons.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Interesting. There's something there. Maybe. I don't know.

Jack: Something there for sure. Same thing goes with the train. That's an interesting. The train in the car is really fascinating because the train in the car suggests the future civilization is going to establish here. Like a lot of people are going to move in here. But although the train tells us enough people are going to be here that we're going to add transportation, the cars tell us far enough from that point.

Cristina: Something that's gonna happen. Okay.

Jack: It's gonna get really hardcore. I think those are the things that definitely matter. I think your description of birds is genius because that does in fact solve a lot. It is. Birds do imitate sounds and this answers a lot when it comes to weird sounds in the woods. And like, this is impossible. And how. And it's like, well, birds imitate babies all the time.

Cristina: Mm. Birds are weird creatures and themselves especially.

Jack: Crows which are drowning in that area.

Cristina: So it makes.

Jack: It checks out. And they're slipping in and out of different thin places, landing in different. That all checks out. So I think out of this episode we definitely already have some topics we're gonna be looking at again, which are the haunted lake, the lady in white, the abandoned asylum, the ghost train and the abandoned cars. All of those things have to be checked out.

Cristina: What about the cemetery?

Jack: The cemetery. I don't think it necessarily has to be checked out as much as it is an interesting sp because it's both phantoms and ghosts. It's clearly things that are present and clearly things that are not. Which checks out with the Christmas episode, which people go to see their dead passed away relatives just present. And then some people are like, no, but Those things are trying to get you. And it's like, okay, both those narratives kind of fit together.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Things from the other side and things from this side at a different time. I think that is the reality of what we're looking at here. I think that's right.

Cristina: You've got a lot just from that.

Jack: Just from echoes. Echoes that are actually going to inform us on the bigger picture, because these are how these technologies have affected space, time and how they work. And understanding them might tell us a lot of ways that we can approach visualizing data from the past that we still haven't understood. Data from the present that might be too ambiguous. Information and. And perspective all working out. Yeah, I think that's pretty much it. I think that's what we're getting from this episode. So instead of. So this is part one, the menu echoes.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Longest thing, I guess. Next one is part two, the menu phantoms.

Cristina: Okay. And what was part three again?

Jack: I forgot that one is just the most important stuff, the significant things.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Dude, that's so ridiculous.

Jack: Yeah. Because what I just mentioned are things that, again, like I said, it didn't seem important at first, but maybe we'd find some gems, which we did.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The things I know we're gonna look into are in that last section, and that's like 25 different points that are all relevant.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So, okay, these are the echoes. You guys heard that if there's anything of these that you guys think are more important or maybe you think I.

Cristina: Can see the connection that we can't. Like the echo that's leading into another echo. Like, if you can help us out with that.

Jack: Yeah, if you can think about that in any kind of manner, shape, or form, or you see patterns that we're missing, or you think we're overvaluing something and you got a way to credit it and make us remove it so we got less to look into. Yeah, all of the above. Reach out to us on our socials. You could find us at just Convopod, on Tick Tock, on Twitter, AKA X, on Facebook, on Instagram. You can't find us on YouTube or on Reddit because we've been banned from both.

Cristina: Remember to subscribe. Right. And review the show.

Jack: Yes. And word of mouth. Tell everyone about this. Any thinker you have who's into the weirdest, fringiest things. Science fiction, science, reality and fantasy, all of this. Tell them it might all actually be real, connected. Yes. Show them this so they know this.

Cristina: Has been the Rambling Podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. S.A. good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts info, art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 153: Jehovah's Empire

Where does the bible take place? How old is the Earth? How long ago were Adam and Eve created? Do the answers to these questions work together effectively or do they contradict each other and create paradoxes? The duo delve deep into the geography of the christian scriptures and the estimated times of events to determine how accurate they are and how many contradictions present themselves naturally.

Rambling 153: Jehovah's Empire

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  • Reasons for Religion
  • The Biblical Flood
  • Noah’s Ark
  • Round Earth vs Flat Earth
  • Original Biblical Text
  • Biblical Locations
  • Adam & Eve
  • Judaism vs Christianity
  • Gay Priests
  • Satanic Christianity
  • The Tree of Knowledge

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: And also this. This show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody to have a lovely discussion with while listening to this. You go, you find people, you drag them into a room, chain them into a chair, and you force them to listen. And then you talk to them, whether or not they want to, as they're fear for their lives. Because America.

Cristina: Because of what?

Jack: As a. Because what?

Cristina: Oh, what was the last thing you said?

Jack: That you can tie them to a chair and force them to listen and talk to them whether they want to or not?

Cristina: Because this is America.

Jack: Because this is America, the land of the free. Do whatever you want, including imprisoning other people and constricting their freedoms. Because America. Yes, that's kind of what we do. We're America of the. We're America. Land of the free. With the most people not free more than anywhere in the world.

Cristina: That's great.

Jack: Yeah. Land of the free. Most incarcerations ever.

Cristina: Yes, that's. That's pretty horrible.

Jack: Yeah, that's the way it goes.

Cristina: But people want to fight for their freedoms to, I guess, hurt other people. I don't know. All those Karen videos, it confuses me. They are fighting for freedom, their own freedom, I think. I don't know who's stopping them, but there's someone they think is stopping them. They think the world is the difference.

Jack: Between having freedom to public rights and then going into private locations and claiming you have public freedoms in private locations. Which they do not.

Cristina: Which they do not. And they also make up laws, which I think is very strange.

Jack: Oh, well, here's the thing. People believe that other people don't know the laws. And a lot of the time they're completely right. And that if you just pretend, you know, maybe they'll.

Cristina: I think that. Yeah, that's really possible, I guess. Like, I don't know every single law, so maybe they will tell me something and I'm like, maybe I should look this up, because I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, but it should be. They should go in there and recite exactly which law. Oh, I know the law. Okay, which one is it?

Cristina: Which one is it?

Jack: You shattered the entire argument. Because they don't f****** know. They're making s*** up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, just look it up. Which one is it? I'll look it up. You know it. Tell me which one to look for.

Cristina: Yeah, because the whole. I don't know, it's always something dumb like the law says you can't use the pool or something. Like you don't even work in this place. What are you talking about?

Jack: Yeah, like this is a pool that belongs to the facility. Do you know the facilities laws? And it says you can't use a pool. Then. Then why do they have a pool?

Cristina: Then why do they have a pool? Exactly. I don't know. There was one of don't play your guitar because it will bother the pigs. Like, what law is that? That's a crazy law.

Jack: It will bother the pigs.

Cristina: I feel like she said that the music was bothering her pigs. I don't know if that's what she said, but it sounds like maybe she.

Jack: Said it was bothering her.

Cristina: I'm so sure she said she mentioned her pigs.

Jack: That's weird.

Cristina: That is weird. Maybe I'm wrong. It's probably not her pigs. But if it is her poor pigs. I don't know. They don't like. What was it? I think it was guitar music or something. Yeah, it was bothering the piggies, but.

Jack: Yeah, maybe that's what she meant. I don't know. I gotta see it.

Cristina: It's weird. It's all weird. I don't know. And the Christians that argue for that. The. I don't know. I don't know who's trying to turn their kids gay. It's the government. But it's also Hollywood. But it's also. Everyone is trying to turn their kids gay.

Jack: Only Christians believe that.

Cristina: Only Christians believe that. Yeah, but that's still pretty weird to believe. That's not a weird idea. That. I don't know.

Jack: It depends on how the idea is presented. How is the idea presented?

Cristina: How is that idea presented? I don't know.

Jack: We explain what they said so that I understand why they think it's making them gay.

Cristina: I don't know why there's two. You know about the two gay. They were penguins and they couldn't have a baby. They were trying to hatch a rock like it was an egg, but it wasn't. So they gave them a real egg and now they have a family. It's them too. And the little girl. I mean, a girl penguin, two gay male penguins and a baby female Penguin. And someone wrote a kids book about it so that kids could have that book about their story. And they're like, they're trying to make it gay, I guess, normal for their kids or something. I don't know.

Jack: Why is making gay normal a problem though? Because it's evil to make gay normal?

Cristina: Yes, because gay isn't evil. Gay equals evil, I guess. Yeah, yeah. So if you're trying to make it normal, you're doing something evil. So whoever wrote that story is an evil person.

Jack: Here's what's interesting about that. This makes me wonder if the purpose of religion is to ensure population growth. Because a lot of things focus on that. Like the whole don't let women make choices, make women do what men want. Because now we have women making choices and men are just going to jail in mass. And not to say that men don't deserve to go to jail in mass. But there's less men to spread seeds, you know? Like it seems almost tactically meant, not maliciously, but rather like let's assure the species survival. Thus religion. Because gay bad. Because gay can't make children.

Cristina: But there's plenty of straight women right now that just don't want to have children.

Jack: That's 100% true. But also, women weren't allowed to read books because educated women don't want to have children.

Cristina: Oh, dumb.

Jack: Women have 7,000 children and they want that jump on welfare.

Cristina: But that's what the Christians want.

Jack: Yeah, but just keep reproducing. Even if half of them die, just keep making more.

Cristina: Just keep making more.

Jack: The world with people the way old God wanted that.

Cristina: He want that because he destroyed a bunch of people though. He destroyed cities.

Jack: Look, God destroyed anything and everything that was right. He drowned the world. Yes, but then you wonder what the world is if everything that ever happened involving God happened in like this, a three country radius. He drowned the world. Get the f*** out of here. He drowned a small, tiny little area.

Cristina: Okay, you think everyone outside of that area were alright?

Jack: Yeah, everybody was f****** fine.

Cristina: What? How do you know?

Jack: Because everything that happened in the Bible is focused in one region.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they wouldn't actually know if the rest of the world.

Jack: Yeah, there'd be no way to know. They didn't leave that area. They were just all secluded in one spot. And every interaction with God, the world was that one region.

Cristina: What about that boat? Like they must have looked for another place.

Jack: Then how would they know if everything is underwater? What could you look at to tell you you're going anywhere?

Cristina: But if everything Wasn't underwater. You said it was just that spot.

Jack: Right, Right, Right. They already believed everything was underwater as.

Cristina: Far as they can see the boat to like go any further. They just stayed in the hole.

Jack: Could they tell they're going anywhere?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Let's. Let's follow your logic. Everything around you is underwater. Even if other parts of earth are not underwater, which direction is more stuff. If everything looks like it's underwater, I.

Cristina: Don'T go follow the birds. You go somewhere. You just don't stay there. I don't know.

Jack: So the birds decide they're gonna go west. But one. Your boat doesn't have a sail. And also wind is blowing east. How you can follow the birds.

Cristina: The boat doesn't have a sail. I don't know what the boat has. It doesn't have things to move.

Jack: It was just afloat.

Cristina: It was just a float. Okay.

Jack: And if water goes up.

Cristina: Yeah. It was just to keep them there.

Jack: Yeah. It wasn't like a giant wave came and pushed the boat anywhere. It was just like. It just kept raining. It was raining. It didn't. Like rivers didn't. Over there wasn't like a crazy storm that. No, it was just equal rain everywhere for 40 days and 40 nights. That's bringing the water level up and up and up and up and up. And everything is now underwater.

Cristina: Yes. And that boat was not to sail or anything. It was just to be there.

Jack: It was there.

Cristina: Even if.

Jack: Even if, in theory you could sail it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How are you gonna steer it? How are you gonna choose where to go? And where would you go? Which direction would you choose? And how do you know you're going that direction? You would just pick a spot and it's like that way. Is that north or east? I don't f****** know. It's that way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then if the boat turns gradually.

Cristina: How would you know?

Jack: How would you know? Because everything is underwater.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You'd have to wait until night to look at the North Star.

Cristina: Ah, well, maybe they should just have travel during night.

Jack: Everything is underwater.

Cristina: You got 40 days. Wait. Is it 40 days or 40 years?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Whatever. A very long time on this boat. You got nothing else to do. What harm would it be to travel a little?

Jack: How.

Cristina: If it was a traveling boat. I don't know if they could. If they could travel in the boat.

Jack: Stick out tiny little paddles.

Cristina: Yes. Have the little. The alligators push them. There's only two, though. But.

Jack: So you see that image?

Cristina: Yes, I see it. And it's Confusing? Because that.

Jack: No, no, no, it's not confusing. You're confusing yourself. But I'll explain it after you talk. Go ahead and plead your case. I can prove you wrong.

Cristina: Okay. They're. They're in the edge of different continents, Right.

Jack: Those aren't established as continents yet, but. Okay.

Cristina: They're not continents.

Jack: Not yet.

Cristina: Not yet. How far back?

Jack: They weren't called continents yet.

Cristina: Whatever. The land masses. Okay, the land masses. Okay. And did those land masses disapp in this or is it just where they were at specifically that went underwater, you're saying? No.

Jack: Okay. What do you see in the center of where all this happened?

Cristina: I don't know. Water.

Jack: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now it starts raining and doesn't stop raining.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What's going to happen to that water?

Cristina: There's going to be more water. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's going to start rising, right?

Jack: It's gonna just keep rising.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's kind of a bowl in there, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So the more, I don't know, the more everything gets buried.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And if in theory it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and you're close to the water part.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then that's already eaten everything you know of. And that's just gonna keep filling up farther and farther. Now, if you were to fill up a tub with water.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you could fill it up in equal parts and you put a little paper boat in the middle. Don't turn on the faucet and push from the direction that the faucet's coming in, but rather water falling equally from everywhere on top down onto the tub. And the tub starts gradually coming up, the boat is going to stay in the middle. In the middle.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So assuming the boat was inside of this general radius that we're looking at where everything took place. Right. It's directly below the Roman Empire that we are seeing these people's boat. We're right. Like, what is this? Like east of the Greek Empire? Is that what we're looking at? More or less.

Cristina: A little part of Egypt in there, Syria, Armenia.

Jack: Because we got to basically look, we're dead center between Europe, Africa and the Middle East. That's really what's happening here. So we're in West Asia, South Europe and North Africa region. The water in between, that is what we're assuming is coming upwards.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So valleys and all that crap. As water comes up, you're closer to the water. In this instance, the water starts coming up, pushing you up, starting to bury the mountains. But because the water happens for 40 days and 40 nights. It keeps building. So everything around you keeps getting buried. Keeps getting buried. So the water actually rises to the height of mountains because you're in a bowl.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So by the time it covers the peaks of mountains, you're higher than mountains at a distance that get sucked up by the curvature of the earth.

Cristina: So you think everything is covered.

Jack: You look in every direction. The curvature of the earth has swallowed. The only way it wouldn't work is if the world was flat. In which case the water level coming up would mean you can see other things. So interesting enough, the argument of Noah's Ark beats the argument of flat earth. They cannot be happening at the same time. They're mutually exclusive. Because if the water did in fact come up this high and the earth was flat, you would have seen the other parts of the earth. Because the earth was not drowned itself, but your region was drowned. Everything that happened.

Cristina: But people who read the Bible think the whole thing was drowned.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. That's completely wrong and provably wrong. Because everything that happened in the Bible took place in this small region between these three giant continents. So it's in between Europe, Asia and Africa. In not touching all of them. It's just a small region in the middle of them. That's it. Like something that today in a car you could traverse in two days.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is the whole world back then?

Cristina: That's pretty crazy.

Jack: That's all. That's what they called Earth.

Cristina: I was.

Jack: Earth was a two day car ride.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everything that existed in all of time to them happened in a two day car rides distance. And if the Earth is flat, then you would immediately be able to see mountains in the distance.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: But the Earth isn't flat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So after the waters pushed you over your own mountains, it looks like s***. Just disappears over the horizon. There's nothing that way. The world is drowned. Everything is underwater. But they weren't taking into account the fact that the world is not flat.

Cristina: It's not everything.

Jack: It's not everything. There's things over the horizon you cannot see.

Cristina: So this boat could not move. It's just in the middle of water.

Jack: I don't believe the ark had a sail.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or a way to steer.

Cristina: Or a way to steer. It was just there to keep them alive.

Jack: Yeah. It was just something to stay afloat.

Cristina: All right. I don't know how the boat was also.

Jack: They couldn't. I believe they couldn't look out. They were just to be inside the.

Cristina: Boat with no windows or anything.

Jack: You Can't.

Cristina: How did they survive?

Jack: Just 40 days.

Cristina: That's not so bad.

Jack: That's not that bad. It's a month.

Cristina: It's a month.

Jack: So they didn't really need to, like, eat an absorbent amount of animals.

Cristina: No, it was like, maybe they didn't need animals. You could just have something fresh to eat.

Jack: You could just keep, like, an extra chicken.

Cristina: An extra chicken? What if they can only have two of everything or the boat drowns or something?

Jack: I doubt that they could. They probably had, like, an extra chicken and, like, an extra duck or something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Also, we. I guess the boat technically had one of every animal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the argument would be again, there. When we think one of every animal.

Cristina: In the world, it was two of every animal.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Two of every animal in the world. So it had two of every animal in the world. When we're thinking all the animals in the world, we're thinking the whole world.

Cristina: But you're saying it's animals from that location.

Jack: Yeah. And specifically the ones they knew of.

Cristina: Yes. And in some interpretations, it's three of each animals, I think. So that makes even more sense because they can eat that extra animal.

Jack: Yeah. But now they have way too many. This unnecessary space taken.

Cristina: Maybe they're greedy. I don't know.

Jack: But assuming three, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Three of each one or. No, two of each one. Just two of each one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then we also have to keep in mind that they didn't know genetic differences back then. So it's like a wolf and a dog. They're both a dog, so only one can stay. So you're gonna. You know. You get my point. So it's not like a big variety. It's more like two of every species.

Cristina: Oh, that's sad.

Jack: No races within species. Just two of every species.

Cristina: There's no way that they were checking exactly what animals.

Jack: There's no way they could know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To them, every variant of a dog is a dog.

Cristina: Yeah. And the bird is a bird.

Jack: All birds. They're all birds are just birds.

Cristina: That's so many.

Jack: Yeah. So they didn't really have, like, chickens and ducks and.

Cristina: No. It would have to be the chicken or the duck.

Jack: Yeah, it's like the same s***. They look slightly different, but that's like a retarded chicken or something.

Cristina: Well, what about horse and a mule? They would have taken both. Right. Because they're both helpful.

Jack: They probably think it's the same s***.

Cristina: So I would take.

Jack: It's probably like, this is a small horse. That's a big horse.

Cristina: Yes. Let's take the small horse.

Jack: Probably a small horse. You know, more room. Yeah, take the small horses. Those horses are too big. We'll take these small horses. Makes funny noises, but, you know, it does the same s***.

Cristina: Yeah, it's more helpful, I guess. I don't know.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it kind of makes sense. Fair enough.

Cristina: They were debating about, like, which of these animals are going to.

Jack: And, like, of course they didn't have, like, lions. Where the f*** you getting lions from? There's no lions in the desert.

Cristina: I don't know. In the pictures they put lions.

Jack: I know, but they also put in, like, giraffes.

Cristina: Yeah, they're all zoo animals.

Jack: Where in the desert is there a giraffe? When have you seen a giraffe in the Middle East? That's from the savannas of Africa.

Cristina: That's not on the tippy top, because that's what they're. That was part of. No, that was Egypt. Egypt doesn't have.

Jack: Egypt also does not have giraffes.

Cristina: They would have camels.

Jack: They would have camels. That would make sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Actually, it's unlikely they had horses out there. No, I guess they might have had Turkmani horses. That's fair.

Cristina: We might have horses.

Jack: They might have had horses. Yeah.

Cristina: And actually, instead of dogs, it would be. What are those awful animals?

Jack: Hyenas and s***. Those aren't dogs. They don't look like dogs.

Cristina: They don't look like dogs?

Jack: No. They look like some sort of demon.

Cristina: Yeah, they do. I don't know. I feel like they'd maybe not take those, even if they're the only kind, like, who'd want to take that on the boat. There'd be nothing on the boat.

Jack: There'd be nothing on the boat. That thing is going to. You're not going to trap the hyena. It's going to, one, outsmart you and two, eat everything, including you. So, like, they probably. There was definitely exceptions, but also, there were probably no hyenas there. No desert hyenas are also savannah. There's a lot of things we're thinking are.

Cristina: That are not.

Jack: Are there. That are just, like, African savannas?

Cristina: Oh, man. How many animals are in the desert?

Jack: It's not just a desert. It's the Middle East. Yeah, it's like, not. Most of Africa's greenery is in the Middle East.

Cristina: There are at least cows on this boat.

Jack: Yes. I think cows are global.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. I think we domesticated cows pretty early.

Cristina: No lions.

Jack: No lions. There's no. That wouldn't make sense. Now, what's interesting is the Bible's interpretations say lions, but when the. Before it's translated, when you look at these people talking about the original text, lying is one of the things that was never mentioned. That's why the Hebrews don't like to translate the Old Testament, because there's a lot of bullshit that goes on. And the original thing was not suggesting lions. It was some other different desert animal.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they weren't lions. No, but they were mentioning real animals. They were mentioning real animals, not non real animals. I mean, like, not that lions are not real animals, but just not from there.

Jack: Yeah, that happened later when translations were made.

Cristina: We just decided to have some fun with it.

Jack: Yeah. We added things that we know exist throughout the world.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Lions, though Lions were not mentioned in the original Hebrew text.

Cristina: Yeah, no, I mean, like, why would we pick lions?

Jack: We picked everything, I guess. Again, you will see picture books and it'll show you a giraffe. Why?

Cristina: How.

Jack: How is there a giraffe on the ark?

Cristina: It's really tall. Arc. I don't know. Oh, no. I guess that would mean they'd have windows for their necks. I don't know how they would have giraffes.

Jack: It doesn't make sen. There's just dumb s*** we added to the translations. It doesn't make any sense. But for them, that's the whole world.

Cristina: That's a small, whole world.

Jack: That is a very small world. And everything that ever took place in the Bible happened in this one region, which then brings even further into question God. Right. So, okay, okay, okay. So one ark disproves flat earth, or flat earth disproves the ark. One is destroying the other. They're mutually exclusive. You can't have them both.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Second, everything that ever happened with God happened in a region perhaps smaller than 1% of the Earth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is such a strong argument.

Cristina: Multiple gods for multiple gods.

Jack: You're telling me that this guy's total reach was only this one place? And it's all taking place way later than the Greek empire. Much, much, much later. Much later than the Greek empire that stood. So Zeus was around way longer and had a greater reach than Jehovah. Who wants to claim he is the one and only God?

Cristina: How big was that area? Was that even that big empire? Yeah. Was that really that big? Like, what if we looked at all these empires that are not that big? Like, is there any really that big?

Jack: Okay, so looking at this, you can see that the Greek empire is actually a little further East. It's taking up some similar areas, but it's the eastern part. While the Roman Empire is the dead.

Cristina: Center, it's hard to tell which one is the bigger because there's like four different empires we're looking at.

Jack: It looks like collectively the Greek Empire is significantly larger than the Roman Empire. Like, it looks significantly larger because you can see that the lake at the center is way smaller when you're looking at the Greek Empire. And the map is already larger, so it should be that the water is also bigger. So we have a larger map than the Roman Empire. And the Roman Empire has the lake expanded, and you can still see the entire Roman Empire surrounding the water.

Cristina: The Roman looks like the smallest, though.

Jack: Yeah. The Roman is circling the entirety of the lake in the middle, while the Greek Empire is to the east of this lake.

Cristina: Then there's the Babylonian one and the Middle Persian. Those looks pretty big.

Jack: It's funny because the Babylonian Empire, I guess, is predating the Greek Empire. Is that correct?

Cristina: Doesn't have a timeline on these pictures.

Jack: It has for the Babylonian. I can't actually see where it says it for the Greek Empire, but it's significantly smaller and it's actually within the Greek Empire. You can see if you look over here, this part is the Babylonian Empire. That's what we're seeing up here. So it's just this piece right here. So the Greek Empire s******* on the Babylonian Empire by quite a bit. And then following the. In order, we can say that first is.

Cristina: That's got to be the biggest, right?

Jack: No, it's in order because this stops right here. This is that part.

Cristina: This is further up. No, that's up to here. This is.

Jack: This is that. This is that. And then it stretches downward for how long?

Cristina: Okay, yes.

Jack: So we have the Babylonian Empire being the large, the smallest, then the Persian Empire being the second largest, then the Roman Empire being the third largest, and then the Greek Empire being a colossal monster by comparison.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Or you can say, distribution wise, that the Roman Empire and the Greek Empire are roughly the same. Okay, so Zeus, Jehovah, all these people are just basically in the same region.

Cristina: So it's just religions fighting for the same spot.

Jack: They're fighting for the same spot. What they consider the entire world was one tiny little spot.

Cristina: It really was. Okay, it was.

Jack: It was just one area.

Cristina: It's not even a battle of religions. This is a battle of books.

Jack: It's a battle of books. They're all trying to force each other's beliefs onto one another. What it's not even like anything particularly amazing. It's really, really small area compared to the world activity compared to the world.

Cristina: Yeah. And everyone else had their own thing anyway.

Jack: Yeah. So we're talking that while these people are over here doing this whole f****** mess, Shinto happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And people are over there believing in nature and spiritualism in the Native American tribes happened. And they're also thinking that the land is talking to them. And alive. We have Norse mythology coming in kind of late because Norse mythology comes after Greek mythology by quite a substantial amount. It's like 3,000 years before Norse mythology. And we know that the Greek Empire and the Roman Empire were kind of going head to head. Right. This is a weird, f***** up mess of s*** happening in the same area. And they called it the world.

Cristina: And they called it the world. That's the important thing.

Jack: Yes. They called it the world.

Cristina: Yes. So are these it?

Jack: It seems like, in my opinion, there were a lot of angry demigod brothers and they were like, this is my dirt. No, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Cristina: They were all fighting for the same.

Jack: Dirt or there's no such thing as a f****** God. And a bunch of people had just bunch of different explanations to how everything happened. There was probably one origin story, and considering that the oldest one of all of these is Greek mythology, they probably all just stole that s***.

Cristina: I don't know. Is that the oldest in the world or you're just saying in this area.

Jack: In that area.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's the oldest in that.

Cristina: In that area. All right.

Jack: It's creating the world, all that. No, no, Again, their world is that area.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They don't know that there's anything else to them. This is all that has ever existed.

Cristina: And that's what their books are telling.

Jack: Them that their stories are. Yeah. Their books are telling them about justice area and that this is everything and that God only exists here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Maybe it's even telling them if they. The people who do live on the edge, and they're like, wait, that way is everybody? What the f*** is that way? The books are probably telling them outside of God's land is h*** or some s*** like that, you know?

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: You don't dare leave the sacred land, else you face demons and whatever.

Cristina: And then they were like, we're gonna do that, though. That's how St. Patrick's came to be. He wanted to fight those demons.

Jack: That is so later.

Cristina: That is so later.

Jack: That is way later.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: We're talking way at the start. This is like BC type Of s***.

Cristina: Oh, that is way.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You talking about some s*** that happened a couple of days ago. St. Patrick was just recent as f***. That guy was like what, 300 years ago maybe. Mmm, that might be a stretch. He might have been like 200 years ago.

Cristina: 200.

Jack: St. Patrick wasn't that long ago, was he? Holy s***. No, St. Patrick's was. He was in the deep end, bro. Wait, so come on. Oh, s***. He's from the Roman.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay, so then. Yo, they were blatantly lying to their people, bro. They were blatantly lying to their people. How the f***? You both have. Everything that's ever happened, related to God only happened in this one little bubble. And St. Patrick is like, also, I know there's people up there in like Europe.

Cristina: They know about those people then.

Jack: What, they're all demons or something in there?

Cristina: Yes, that's why he went over there.

Jack: So wait, wait, wait. He didn't think those were people?

Cristina: No, he thought those are people worshiping demons and stuff. Like all the whatever gods they are, those are just the devil and. Yeah.

Jack: So they were friends. Definitely aware of other. Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: Of course they knew everyone else had religions and all those religions were led by the devil, I guess.

Jack: This is so crazy because you're telling me, dude, this is like right after Jesus. This is right after Jesus. Oh, that. It's like there are all. Everything's already mega pop. The Earth has already been fully populated. That's hardcore. That's beating all these f****** arguments of everything started here. That's kind of impossible at this point.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If the earth is 5,000 years old one, that means we're starting with the Greek Empire. That is only 3,000 years BC. So we're starting at the Greek Empire. So arguably they've got the universe started right there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then Zeus is right. By your own Bible. Zeus made everything.

Cristina: If we got to go with that timeline.

Jack: Yeah. If we're going by the 5,000 year old timeline. Zeus, not Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh. Ow.

Jack: Yeah. Because Jehovah came. The Bible talks about Jehovah creating everything, but even the stories in the Bible's Old Testament are happening thousands of years after the creation. So.

Cristina: Yeah. So the only part that's happening is the creation story and then it starts way in the future.

Jack: It starts where there's people and crap.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay.

Jack: Like Adam and eve was not 3000 BC.

Cristina: No.

Jack: That would be crazy, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, okay. This angered me. This. Okay, okay, let's break down the logic of the Christian Bible right now. According to Christians, the Earth at this moment, according to Bible, the Old Testament and the New Testament and all the data that they are extracting, I say all loosely at this point, the earth is 6,000 years old. Okay, in the ballpark I was assuming about 5,000, but you know, I'm a thousand years off. Whatever. So the Earth is Greek mythology, old and about. That's it. That's it. Just Greek mythology old, according to the Christian Bible. But also the Earth and everything in the universe. Yeah, and everything in the universe that age, somehow. Somehow according to the Bible, Adam and Eve are 10,000 years ago. So we had 4,000 years of Adam and Eve and then Earth, I guess. So not only does that make zero f****** sense.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But that is entirely based on them existing during the Mesolithic era. Not following the logic of the Bible, science.

Cristina: The science.

Jack: Because science goes ahead and tests them, you know, human DNA to see where the beginning of DNA evolution crosses over to our current genealogy. And that's where things get a little fuzzy because it suggests that somewhere between 120,000 to 156,000 years ago would be the birth. So there's a ginormous f****** discrepancy between Adam and Eve and humans gene evolving into human as there is today. So science is just saying, no f****** way. Like 9,000 years. We have been what we are for too long by that point.

Cristina: Yeah. And unless they're not the first humans.

Jack: That would be the first humans, which would make perfect sense if we had somebody around the time of Jesus, which is not that far from the creation of time, travel way the f*** away from where everything is allegedly taking place, and see nothing but other people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That would make, you know, f****** sense. That would be just logical.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Who knew? That would be just logical that maybe humans have been around long enough to spread. So when you leave the place where you think everything is taking place, you see people.

Cristina: See people. Like, what do you mean?

Jack: When he went to Europe.

Cristina: When he went to Europe, Yeah. Wait, you talk about St. Patrick now.

Jack: St. Patrick goes to Europe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he sees people.

Jack: That's because they're needed to be people giving birth to people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thus there must have been people.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Hence there must have been people there. Yes, yes. So people ahead of people equaled people being there to begin with. Not just I traveled out and saw. Unless by their understanding the universe and other gods. Man, they had to believe in other gods. They had to believe in other gods. That's the only way. Because they believe God made their understanding of the world. And then he travels out and he sees other people that weren't made by God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Those people are sinners. They weren't made by God.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And they're worshiping other things, other gods. And God himself says, you hold no other gods before me.

Cristina: I definitely know there's other gods and you should know.

Jack: At some point it got twisted and turned. I'm assuming Christianity did it. Christianity killed the other gods. Not literally killed them, but they tried to suppress the existence of other gods because Old Testament God is fully aware of that. There are other gods.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's New Testament God. That's just. No, there isn't.

Cristina: And that's when Christianity is from. So, yeah, they decided. No, they just decided.

Jack: Which is interesting because the Jews are kind of agnostic to some degree with a lot of things. Like there's the. The Orthodox Jews, but the, like, well established version of Judaism has a very agnostic, well, kind of attitude to a lot of things. Things like heaven and h*** and like that.

Cristina: They're like, I don't know, what about multiple gods? Are they like.

Jack: I'm thinking the logic behind it is the God that made us is the God we worship.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if there are other gods, too bad they didn't make us.

Cristina: Yeah. That's just pretty simple rule. We follow him.

Jack: Simple. Very logical, man. The Jews understand the juicer, right? Aren't they, like, they've got it at least. Maybe not as to whether there is a God or there are gods or if that's even the right path of thinking. But their approach to God makes perfect sense. Anything that's beyond our comprehension. We're not gonna pretend we know. Which the Christians love to do. They have all the assumptions.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The Jews are like, I don't know, evil.

Cristina: And we need to destroy it.

Jack: Yeah. Jews don't. Like, I don't. Maybe you go to h***, dude. I don't know. That's. I don't know who told you that.

Cristina: That's why they're Christian number one enemy.

Jack: Yeah. 100%.

Cristina: Their attitude is so different.

Jack: Yeah. They're chill. They're like, it is what it is.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, when we die, we'll find out. Yeah, well, yeah.

Cristina: And they're like, no. They're bullying everyone. Like, no. You do know what happens. Fire.

Jack: Yo. It's crazy, right? That's nuts. So they. It's nuts. It's nuts because everybody. The. The one fault they all have is they're pretending that everything took place in one spot. Then again, maybe the Jews Weren't doing that. That sounds very Christian to me, that the Christians are like, you know, the world got drowned. But it's like, you know, things where.

Cristina: That's why they don't try the translation thing.

Jack: The translation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yes. And also, we know that the flood didn't actually mean flood because that was added in the translation.

Cristina: That did. Yeah.

Jack: That was part of the translation. I mean, we. We looked at this before. We had gone through this. We never talked about it on the show. But you and I have personally gone through this before. That. That is not actually in the Hebrew Bible. It's not in the Hebrew text. Scriptures do not talk about a flood in that way.

Cristina: How many things, though, were. Do people think are there that aren't really there?

Jack: A lot. The problem is people don't learn Hebrew and then go read the thing. They trans. They trust somebody's translation.

Cristina: They trust somebody. They're not even reading the Bible.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Pastor. Reading into them.

Jack: So there's an easy way to break apart what's happening between Judaism, Christianity, that. Until now, that I've thought about how ridiculous the Christian branch of this is. And I've always knew it was ridiculous, but it always just gets more ridiculous when you think about it, which is Christianity is a hundred percent a religion without philosophy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Judaism is equal parts religion and philosophy.

Cristina: And what about other religions? Are they also with their own philosophies or.

Jack: Many times they try to offer philosophy at least. And we know things like Shinto and Buddhism are purely philosophical with total lacks of religion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So there are many different aspects to this. And we know Judaism might be the most balanced version or a spectrum. Yeah. Because there's definitely ways of thinking about spirituality without having to have faith included and without having to have ritual included. Thus you have spiritual philosophy, then you have a combination of spiritual philosophy and religious tradition. And then you have spiritual religion, which is Christianity, actually, minus the spiritualism.

Cristina: They like to use the word spirit.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Spiritual.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're not inclusive, while Jews kind of are like, you know, it is what it is. It's just one God. Like, I'm not gonna judge you for not following the God. You do what you got to do. But I'm gonna follow the God because I believe he made me.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While Christians are like, you're going to f****** h***, bruh. Because you ain't following what I believe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, whoa, dude.

Cristina: Going to h***. And stop turning my kids gay.

Jack: Yeah. Stop turning all the kids gay, man. Are the people who believe the frogs are turning Gay Christian, too.

Cristina: Of course they. The same person.

Jack: Like, basically the idea here is if you believe in a conspiracy theory that seems to be completely absurd, you might.

Cristina: Be Christian, she might be Christian, Might be.

Jack: Because Christianity is a conspiracy. It's the conspiracy.

Cristina: It's the biggest conspiracy of all. Of all. Yes.

Jack: It's lying to the people as to how big Earth was. Lying to the people about how long Earth has been around. It's lying to people about what happens after death. It's lying to people about what God wants. It's lying to people about how God wants it.

Cristina: It's lying to people about. I don't know. I guess today the government, celebrities, everyone's against you, everyone's an enemy. Everyone's trying to turn a kid gay. Except for the pastor, obviously.

Jack: The only one who's. He's trying.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's the only innocent one.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You gotta understand, Christina, you're. You're thinking of.

Cristina: He's the one that's telling them that this is happening.

Jack: Yes. Look, he. His hands have been purified by God himself.

Cristina: So when he touches those kids, when.

Jack: He touches those kids, it's not gay and it's not a sin. He's purifying childex so that when. So when they. Their wives in the future, they are their wives with purified dicks that are going to have sinless children so long as they don't have premarital sex after their. Their. Their child dicks touch priests hands.

Cristina: Can you say those two words together?

Jack: Child dicks and priests hands.

Cristina: Yes. It's so horrible.

Jack: Yeah. This is the reality of the matter. Christians truly believe that when a pastor puts a little child willy in his mouth, he's making this child more innocent. And the reason the kid is scarred in the future as a result is because he's been so purified, the demons are working their way out. And we're witnessing that happen. Christianity.

Cristina: And there's also priests that are like, oh, if the child's confused, don't give him to LGBT members because then they'll confuse them even more.

Jack: You give them to the priest who usually deals with kids like this anyways.

Cristina: Nah. He wants them to go to Christian families to turn them straight.

Jack: No, you gotta take. You gotta take your kid and be like, look, so you're telling. You're telling me your kid is showing signs of wanting to touch other people's privates. I know exactly how to solve this problem. You need to trust the church with your child and leave him here. We're gonna purify him. And the first thing the priest. The priest does is tell the kid, look, my d*** is God's d***, and you like touching dicks. So by touching my d***, you're gonna reverse your love of dicks. And as a result, you're gonna be cured. You just gotta touch my d*** the way you touch their dicks and you know, magic. Magic that's so horrible, it's like rubbing a magic bottle.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You're gonna rub until the genie comes out. And when the genie comes out, you're gonna watch me start speaking in tongues and shudder as the spirit of God enters my body. And you know at that moment that you've done the right thing and you are not.

Cristina: I'm God is the difference of those. God is people who are possessed. They seem almost the same.

Jack: I don't know, maybe they're like in. You know, it's like those people who. They believe, oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack. And they believe it so viscerally that they have a heart attack.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like these people who are over here, like, the spirit of God is in me. They believe it so much that it. They're. To them, it's happening.

Cristina: Yeah, but it looks a lot like a person.

Jack: An o*****. Well, maybe that's the feeling they believe is happening.

Cristina: I was thinking of someone who's possessed. Like the whole speaking in tongues thing and whatever. Aren't they speaking and stuff?

Jack: That is kind of diabolical, right? That goes up there with the. The whole. Eating flesh, drinking blood, making sacrifices even. I love that meme of lamb's blood because it tells God which are the right kids to kill.

Cristina: Horrible.

Jack: Yeah, but like all of that weird s***, you know that, like, God is pretty diabolical when you think about it. But then God shows up and he enters your body and the first thing you do is sound like a demon, Bro, maybe. Maybe we're wrong about what we think Christianity is and we're over here accusing these people. You guys worship Satan. And it's like, is Satan calling everybody else Satan?

Cristina: Is it? Yeah.

Jack: He's just running around saying, I'm God, you're Satan. But it's like, no, bro, but. But you. You kill the children. You wanted first you needed an animal sacrifice. F*** that guy's crops. You needed blood. So, yeah, f*** it if they kill each other. I like your dead animal more.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Also, I need you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: To drink blood. And I need you to eat flesh. Also, I'm gonna eat your firstborn. I'm gonna just show up the houses and Kill.

Cristina: First born a bloody X on my door.

Jack: Yes, you. If you already sacrifice an animal for me, then I'm not gonna kill your kid. But if you don't want to kill the animal, well, I'm gonna kill the kid.

Cristina: That's cool.

Jack: And like, you know, when I enter your body, never mind the fact that you scream in tongues and your voice gets deep and you shudder and you speak backwards and stuff, it's by no means that I'm the devil. No, no, no, no, no. That's just what it sounds like when I'm around to try and trying to confuse you, man. You're gonna who? You're gonna listen to me. Have you ever seen the devil? I. I have. I know what he is, and it's not me. I'm God.

Cristina: What does the level look like? Is he the lizard person?

Jack: He's the snake. He's. He's just blaming. He's just picked a f****** random thing. He's like, that's. That's the devil that things. The devil's like, bro, isn't that just a snake? No, no, no, it's the devil. I'm telling you. You're gonna question me. I'm God. That's the devil. But where'd you even come from, bro? Day? Are you questioning me?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the snake is like, bro, just eat the f****** fruit and you're gonna know truth. Just f****** eat the fruit, bro. He's like, no, that's the devil.

Cristina: How did that snake move that snake, though?

Jack: And then that snake ate the fruit. And he was like, d***, that's a devil, ain't he? I gotta tell these people to eat that fruit, bro. And he's like, no, no, that's the devil. Don't you listen to that stupid snake. They did eat the fruit.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: They were taken. They got caught in the act.

Cristina: Did they?

Jack: Maybe you have to finish the whole fruit.

Cristina: How do you know they got caught in the act? I don't know.

Jack: The story says in the Bible they were caught eating the fruit.

Cristina: I don't know. No, they. She was caught giving it to him, so she probably ate more than him.

Jack: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. I don't remember this clearly. It's been a while.

Cristina: But first Eve, she took. She ate the apple. Then she was like, oh, my gosh, this is awesome. I should show this to Adam.

Jack: Interesting. Did Adam bite the fruit or did he grab the fruit? I don't remember if he actually. He bit. Right. He at least took a little bit.

Cristina: He had to.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit. It should have been a whole fruit for you. A whole fruit for you. Knowledge. They were stopped just in time to not be able to tell that God is the devil.

Cristina: You think if they ate enough, they would have tell.

Jack: They would have seen that it's the tree of knowledge. The information that this being does not want them to have is in the one tree that he said you cannot eat from.

Cristina: Mm, sorry. Disturbing.

Jack: And then from that point forward, he wants sacrifices or he's gonna kill your children and you have to eat flesh and you have to drink blood. And anytime he's inside of your. You're gonna behave like a demon has possessed you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And thus the story of how God came to be.

Cristina: So he's some kind of demon.

Jack: He's some kind of demon. He might be actually the devil. Christianity itself, not Judaism.

Cristina: And some of those stories are Jew.

Jack: The original Old Testament is Judaism. Yes.

Cristina: But some of the stuff that God wanted, all those things that was from the first book too. That was specifically the first book, is when God was asking for things and everything.

Jack: Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: The second one, he's not really.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. God is taking a vacation or something. Interesting. Here's my question about that. Because, okay, the Jews are following the devil, which is the same God that the Christians believe they're also following later. But then God became Jesus. And then we killed Jesus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Did God really die? And we're like, no, he's still there, but it's like, bro, he kind of hasn't been around since, like. Like we were saying he was God. And then we killed him. And then there was kind of like no more God stuff happening ever again.

Cristina: Maybe he was tired of this. He was like, okay, I'm over this.

Jack: You think it was suicide? Like, he was like, I know they're going to kill me, but f*** it.

Cristina: Yes. I think that was a go. He's like, yeah, I know I'm going.

Jack: To have a short life, but interesting, interesting. We're like, we killed Jesus and that purified our sins. Right? So God becomes Jesus, and him knowing he's gonna be killed. In being killed, his goodness gets spread it just everywhere, all at once. I guess we'd have to blow him up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We need, like, dynamite inside Jesus in order to spread his.

Cristina: So you destroyed him the wrong way.

Jack: We destroyed him the wrong way.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Because his goodness needs to spread out. It needs to rain upon the Innocent bystander to washing.

Cristina: So God was a demon and then he became a human because he was tired of messing with us and he let us kill him because he knew that's how it was gonna end.

Jack: Or. Or whoa, what is it? Whoa. Maybe God was a demon. That's. That checks out really hard. That checks out real hard. But Jesus wasn't.

Cristina: He's not related.

Jack: No, but the demon convinced him he was. He was just a f****** kid, bro. He was just a kid.

Cristina: But then why. Why was that the last prank or whatever?

Jack: Because that was the actual God that nobody ever saw. Let's. Let's rewind back to the beginning. He didn't make Adam. He didn't make Eve. We've already established that. It kind of seems like there's not just Jehovah, but others.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: And that chances are Jehovah himself was put. Yeah, he was put in the garden. He didn't make the garden. He didn't know how the garden worked.

Cristina: There was a creature in the garden.

Jack: There was a creature in the garden. We called him God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And he somehow stopped whatever the other thing that was meant to watch over things was and trapped that thing.

Cristina: And you're saying that thing is Jesus?

Jack: That thing is Jesus. Or he turned that thing into Jesus so that it was pure goodness. And his joke was you're gonna go down there and die like the things you made.

Cristina: He somehow tricked the thing over him.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Or some other things like him.

Jack: Other thing like him.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's Loki and Loki has his Thor.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so the Thor in this case is who we think we're referring to when we say Jehovah. But actually we're talking about Loki, who's the entire Old Testament and all the crazy s*** that happened and the want for sacrifices and you drink blood and you do this and you do that. And I'm gonna eat your firstborn because. Haha.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right? And then Jesus happens, but Jesus is really just whatever the h*** was really supposed to be here first. That he somehow stopped from doing his job. And then as his last haha, f*** you turned him into Jesus immortal that's gonna be murdered.

Cristina: So they end.

Jack: Dipped.

Cristina: They both dipped though. Or he really died. Whatever that other.

Jack: Yeah, he really died. He just like stripped him of power and made him human. He's like, here you go.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then just like, I got your power and I got my power and I'm out, cuz. This is boring now. Yeah, I've been doing this for like 3,000 years. Mount.

Cristina: Guys, I don't know, cuz Jesus was supporting him through the whole thing.

Jack: Jesus had no idea.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Jesus was born a normal person.

Cristina: So the thing. So there was a thing in Jesus?

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. Jesus was the other thing.

Cristina: But he didn't know that.

Jack: He didn't know that. He lost his powers. He lost his memory. He was wiped out. He was turned into a mortal.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's like if you were to take one of the Greek gods powers, you.

Cristina: Could turn into mortal and erase their memories and everything.

Jack: Yeah, just. You are now just born. You were born from day one.

Cristina: Alright?

Jack: You're not born and you're just like Benjamin Button, just talking English and s***. Full knowledge and crap.

Jack: No, he was a hundred percent just a kid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then we killed him.

Cristina: And then we killed him. Then that's the end of the story.

Jack: The end.

Cristina: Yeah, that sounds right. I don't know.

Jack: Seems legit, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How interesting. I'm way too fascinated by the fact that. More than definitely, like there's more than one 99% chance Jehovah's the devil. Or a demon at least.

Cristina: Demon. A demigod. A demigod could be evil. Yeah, it's neutral.

Jack: It's neutral. So he's not omniscient anything, it's just some other being that makes like he's bad sometimes.

Cristina: Yeah, but they're all bad sometimes.

Jack: Yeah, like Zeus will murder people.

Cristina: F*** yeah.

Jack: They do stuff.

Cristina: He fits.

Jack: That fits. And he loves sacrifices. So did Zeus. They love sacrifices. They all love f****** s***. Sacrifice and murder to them and crap. I'm gonna kill your firstborns. Or you kill a goat. You kill a goat. Give me some blood. Or you.

Cristina: I'm going like a prank or something. Like it's all just like haha. What can we convince them to do? That's so dumb.

Jack: No, I think it's about loyalty.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think it's. You're gonna kill the goat to prove to me that you believe me and that you follow. Well not believe me because you know I'm here, but that you follow me.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or I kill your kid.

Cristina: Harsh. Okay. Simple loyalty. Loyalty about loyalty, demi thing.

Jack: Zeus also loves loyalty. It's about loyalty. And he will murder over loyalty.

Cristina: Yeah, they all have their temples and whatever.

Jack: Yep, yep, yep. 100% fascinating man. Does argument for a twisted, psychotic, Loki esque demigod is like real hard on that.

Cristina: I think that's the winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Especially when people have the spirit of God. You basically just became the Exorcist.

Cristina: Yes, I don't know, it lasts so much shorter that they're like, it's. It's fine. I don't know.

Jack: It's weird with normalize, huh? Anyways, running out of time here, but if you guys enjoyed this conversation, there are a copious amount that. Of conversations of this exact type and nature here on the podcast you can find many, many, many. And we're basically just refining some thoughts we've had. But we've never really discussed how tiny the area in which everything in the Bible takes place.

Cristina: Like, it's so ridiculous.

Jack: So small you could drive across that s*** in a day. That's crazy.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah, that's. That's everywhere God and Zeus were.

Cristina: And somehow Adam and Eve were created before the world was.

Jack: The world is 6,000 years old, but Adam and are 10,000 years old. So resolve that, Christians. Anyways, you can find all that additional stuff where we talk about how much we love God and Jehovah and, you know, this is the Christian podcast where we just talk about how much faith and love we have in God. So, you know, you can find all that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts, really.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @JustConvopod.

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Cristina: Are you woker? Are you Put some cross emojis in there?

Jack: Actually, no. Put a goat and then. Oh, yeah, I guess you put a little X. Put a little X right after you put a goat emoji, because you kill the goats and they put a child. So you put a goat, you put an X, and then you put a little kid at the end.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: And then that'll tell us that you. You listen to the episode.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Should we start posting these with those?

Cristina: That would be so cool. Yes, that makes sense. Yes. Awesome. Yeah, Our reviews are gonna be covered in random emojis.

Jack: Yeah, man, that's dope. And yeah, so make sure to put.

Cristina: Coast with that stuff and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is the most overpowered thing that exists in all of the universe. And apparently the universe is, like, 300 miles. So, yes, you know, like, whatever.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye. Weird. Let's go. Are they jumping through pictures? How are they coming to us?

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: They're not, like, from this, are they?

Jack: No. This is an interesting point. This is a very interesting point that you bring up, because then the question is, are we to think of heaven like a painting? Like, is it this other space that is not? Like, it's the painting in the Roadrunner in Wile E. Coyote situation?

Cristina: I feel like we're the painting. I would have imagined heaven to be a gallery of paintings.

Jack: Oh, f***. See, here's the problem. Here's a problem with that.

Cristina: What?

Jack: You're assuming that. Well, in any case, what God are you talking about? That's which version of heaven. If you're referring to, like, Jehovah heaven, then why would it be a gallery and not just a now?

Cristina: A now?

Jack: Like, they have one moment the same way we have one moment. They share one moment. Yes, God exists always and forever, but also we are being visited. Or there's a narrowness and we're always going in one direction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So their time is our time. There's not a gallery. There's a single painting, and it's called Earth.

Cristina: Well, the other paintings represent other realities.

Jack: Well, this is my problem. If you're talking Jehovah, that's not the case. Oh, because we're talking, like, Christian God and Earth is the only thing that matters. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You'd be talking about some sort of elevated version of religion. In that case, then, yeah.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by Zero Lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.