Rambling 185: Akashita the Jehovah of Dark
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For what reason is Christian diety Jehovah depicted above the clouds? Why does Japanese cloud yokai Akashita have human physical features? And how are they connected? The duo tries to uncover whether Jehovah and Akashita are one and the same by discussing the personality shift between the new and old testaments of the bible.
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Topics Discussed:
- Nick Kroll
- Is Goku Jesus?
- Adrenochrome
- Editing the Bible
- Scripture Right or Wrong
- The Garen of Eden
- Who made the Fruit of Knowledge?
- The Shadow Realm
- War of the Clouds
- Mass Extinction Event
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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I'm your host, Jack.
Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.
Jack: And so what happened recently was that. I'll see how long I can hold that.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: What happened recently is that we were talking about last week specifically.
Cristina: Are you trying to do, like, who are you trying to be? Are you that monster from that show, Big Mouth? Or are you doing something else?
Jack: You think I'm doing a Nick Kroll impression? You think I'm doing a Nick Kroll impression?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Oh, I guess it's kind of in that ballpark, right? Interesting. Is that in the. What is it called? He's the hormone monster.
Cristina: Yeah, the hormone monster.
Jack: Is this the hormone monster? Wait, isn't the hormone monster. Yeah, the hormone monster. Is Nick Kroll, or is the hormone monster Jason Manzoukas?
Cristina: No, it's Nick.
Jack: It's Nick, right?
Cristina: Pretty sure it's Nick. Nick has a lot of people in that show.
Jack: Nick. Nick is a. Let's. Let's be real and applaud. It's so freaking underrated, bro. That's a genius. Right? Like, he does so much crap and, like, nobody's looking in that direction. It's like, why, dude? And it's all good. Yeah, it's like, why is he not like, one of the biggest s**** that's ever existed in the comedy world?
Cristina: Did you see him show? He was doing pretty much the same thing in his show. Not the same thing, but he was doing a bunch of characters pretty much.
Jack: Yeah, it's. Yeah, exactly. He's just really exaggeratedly skilled and can do quite a bit of work alone.
Cristina: So you're done with the voice?
Jack: Oh, I totally. Yeah. See, I'm not. I can't commit. Anyways, so the point is.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That last week. Last week on Dragon Ball Z, Goku was talking about.
Cristina: He was not.
Jack: He was totally here, but he was.
Cristina: Talking about some type of science thing. No sign.
Jack: We were talking about a science.
Cristina: I don't know if that's where you were going with it. If he was talking about science to us. No, no, he wasn't.
Jack: Goku probably knows science. No, no, he does.
Cristina: Okay. What was he talking about?
Jack: He was talking about. Who would be more accurate to be talking about that? Anyways, so he was talking about. I don't remember exactly how the conversation led him. It was something about profit. We're going to become prophets and predict how the world was going to end or some.
Cristina: That is very strange that he was talking to us about that.
Jack: No, we were talking about that.
Cristina: Whatever, though, because, like, isn't he Jesus or something? No, that's not.
Jack: I guess he's kind of like Jes. Well, no, not really. Jesus was sent to Earth to destroy it. That's.
Cristina: Wait, you said Jesus?
Jack: Yeah, you said Jesus.
Cristina: No, but you said Jesus was sent to Earth to destroy it.
Jack: No, that would be if Goku was Jesus. Okay, then that means Jesus is essentially just an alien sent to Earth to destroy it.
Cristina: We don't know that, but I see.
Jack: What you mean, because his story is kind of like the boy who turned out to be the chosen one.
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: And is here to save the world or whatever. So, yeah, I see. He's both sent there to destroy it and that, like, prophet, Savior, Jesus.
Cristina: It could be Wolf.
Jack: Yeah, yeah.
Cristina: You don't know.
Jack: Look, this is. If there's any argument. I mean, I guess it's on point. We're talking about the point which is the future. But if there's any consideration to how this particular prophet. It could possibly be both, it's that Jehovah of light clearly does not agree with Jesus. Only Jehovah of Dark does, which is do you but let them do them. Which was not the motto of Jehovah of Light, which was like, bro, you do what I say, how I say f*** yo. S***, I don't care what you want to do.
Cristina: It's like, whoa, even though he's light, he's bad.
Jack: Yeah, Basically he's from this side is why he's Jehovah of light.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: The other thing we call Jehovah, but is clearly not unless at a God tier, there's some sort of application of the principle of opposites, polarity, you know? And if that applies, then Jehovah of Light was simultaneously created with Jehovah of Dark, which I think we discussed before, because the theory would suggest that there is a Me of Dark. Even if I can also go there, it can also come here. But there should be a. If equal opposites happens, and in the shadow room, there should be a me or something equal. There should be an equal to me on this side.
Cristina: Huh? I don't remember talking about that.
Jack: Maybe it's just a thought I had during one of our conversations.
Cristina: Okay. Because I remember talking about the light and dark of them.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Talking about us as humans and is there a different form of us?
Jack: Well, so the idea here was that The Jehovah of the Dark that somehow replaces Jehovah of Light in the Bible, dead center at the birth of Jesus Christ. And suddenly the rules change and kindness is in and horror punishments are out.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: If that's the. The outcome here, the idea that we're saying is that the guy who comes from. We're assuming he's coming from the shadow.
Cristina: Realm, but they both are. Or. No.
Jack: No, not Jehovah of Light, of Dark, and Jehovah of Light. Only Jehovah of Light is from this side. He's something from this end.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: But his equal opposite is Jehovah of Dark. And somehow Jehovah of Dark from the shadow realm crosses over and gets rid of Orin prisons, which is what we suggested initially, Jehovah of Light. But in this case, we're assuming that regardless of what happened between them, that one took over. What's the origin of the other? And why are they equal in caliber.
Cristina: But not philosophy equal in that, like, whoever's here can't travel over there, and whatever's over there can travel here and there whenever they want.
Jack: Maybe whatever's over here could travel over there. And we don't know that.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Because we can travel over there.
Cristina: We can't travel over there.
Jack: Well, we have ways of crossing, but.
Cristina: It'S usually having to do with something from over there helping us get there.
Jack: Yes, or dying.
Cristina: Or dying.
Jack: But there's ways, because death is not the end of life. It's just a part of life. And so a lot of creatures, a lot of people, a lot of things in this end go and take adrenochrome.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Have their moment of immortality, they run out or get killed by some other means that aren't natural, and they, instead of disappearing entirely, just enter the shadow realm. So something is happening. Also, we've never discussed what happens to the individuals outside of the shadow realm, because we know that that equals going to the shadow realm. But what the f*** happens if you didn't consume and then you did die?
Cristina: What does a normal person go through?
Jack: Yeah, we've established what happens if you die with adrenochrome. What really happens if you die? It can't just be all physics and s***. There has to be some logical counter to the. To the shadow realm, which I guess would be like heaven or whatever we're calling heaven or h***.
Cristina: So another location of dead people.
Jack: Yes, I guess.
Cristina: I don't know. That's complicated. Why would there be?
Jack: Well, I guess it would be an infinite number of locations. Right. And different ways to get there? Because are we assuming that heaven is all. It's. That's a different realm, right? That's not a different dimension? No, we're in every dimension simultaneously. That's another realm. That's the other location we never talk about.
Cristina: Isn't it here, though? Isn't it like a physical place?
Jack: So you're saying I can, like, get on a rocket ship and fly up to Heaven?
Cristina: The way they make it seem. I don't know if that's right, but it feels like it's like the Hercules stories where they live up there in the clouds?
Jack: Well, no. In the. In the Christian Bible. It doesn't work that way. In the Christian Bible, heaven is some sort of untraversible thing. It's impossible to get to without dying. Unless they literally.
Cristina: No, because they could. Because that's why he destroyed the tower they were making that was gonna go up to heaven.
Jack: Did he really think they were gonna get to him? Is that the idea? Or he was just punishing them for the attempt?
Cristina: It could be either. Or. But if he was punishing them for almost getting there. Yeah.
Jack: Well, no, that's the question. If it's punishment or resistance. If it's punishment, then you don't really. They weren't gonna get anywhere. You're just like, why are you trying to cheat? Yeah, but if it was just him protecting himself. Well, okay, what of space, then?
Cristina: And, yes, I feel like he was protecting himself because every time they go to heaven, they go up into the sky, though, too. That you physically. You see it. You see?
Jack: I love what you said. And it. I had a lag moment. And, like, you said, like, the gods who live on towers and s***, right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Okay. Except the depiction of Jehovah is on clouds. His heaven is in the clouds, not on a mountain. What if it's a literal location? That is a thing of a collection that looks like to us a collection of clouds. And it's not. It's below space to us. Like, I could fly and miss it because it would just look like clouds to me.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But he's just a creature literally living in some sort of cloud kingdom above. And he just looks like clouds. And you can't tell where he is. He could be anywhere.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Weird question. We're looking for a cloud.
Cristina: We're looking for a cloud.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: I thought we found it. Oh, no, we're not.
Jack: We need Steve.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: To finish.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And we're looking for a cloud. We need Steve because he communicates with clouds or whatever the f*** he does, and that Cloud. The godlike cloud. The godlike cloud with godlike behavior. And now we're considering this possibility that.
Cristina: There is a creature living on clouds which are actually creatures. Which kind of makes sense. There are creatures that live on other creatures.
Jack: Yeah, but not even creatures living on other creatures, but rather this particular cloud. Like why would God. Why would the God. Why would Jehovah be a human looking thing living up there? What if what we're looking for is. Goes by one name, but that's just its Japanese name and we're talking about Jehovah. And the reason nobody has ever found Jehovah is because they're looking for a humanoid thing in the freaking sky.
Cristina: Well, when they describe him, I would imagine he's not actually a cloud. He is a creature from the sky. But it would be more likely that he's some type of electrical creature because he's blinding. When you see him, you'll be blind.
Jack: Well, theories.
Cristina: We know that electricity, like lightnings, could be creatures.
Jack: Yes. But also we. Yeah, totally. 100% lightning could be creature. But we know this cloud has a face, which means it has human characteristics, which means that maybe the things people have reported that show up in the Bible. Oh, he showed us a shoulder. I saw the shoulder of God and then my face was glowing and all I saw was a shoulder. He was too much to see. Yeah, but what happens when we look at this cloud? Akashita. That was his name. What happens when we look at Akashita, his face? We see what looks like a face.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: When somebody reported what looked like a shoulder.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: You see the similarity there? There's just. Well, I. You can only see a small part of me. Maybe the face glowing thing is the exaggeration in that story. Maybe what he did see was some humanoid fe. But it's because this creature has the ability to do that. Just make himself. He's a cloud. I can look like whatever the f*** I want. Okay, so he'll do things because it's a weird thing.
Cristina: He could be cloud. I mean, like, he loves creating storms and stuff, right?
Jack: Yeah. And he's curious. Right. And he sees he didn't make these creatures. We know he didn't make us. Really? Really. He's something that showed up and wants to convince us of that. But there's a bunch of other s***.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And he knows that. That's why he tells you, hey, don't look at the other s***.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Right. So there's other stuff. He's not special. He didn't make us. We're just Here. And there's a bunch of crap fighting for our attention.
Cristina: That would be weird. No, he can't be the cloud creature we're looking for because. Or he could. That's confusing because the. What's it called? The Triangle.
Jack: The Bermuda Triangle with a bunch of clouds?
Cristina: Yes. It's hiding Adam and Eve from God, which is a cloud. The clouds are hiding.
Jack: Well, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Cristina: Does this make sense?
Jack: No. Yes, it does. And I'm gonna. And I'm about to blow your f****** mind, bro. Okay, let's ground it, because this is what we do. The show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. Okay, I established that there's Jehovah of Light and Jehovah of Dark. And I also established that the narrative changed in the middle of the Bible 2000 years ago.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: The reason Akashita looks like a dark cloud is because we're looking at Jehovah of Dark. Obviously, we're not dealing with the other one. Thus solving your problem.
Cristina: The other one? Light. Wait, which one is the one that's from the shadow realm?
Jack: The Jehovah of Dark? Akashita. The one that's out there. I think Jehovah of Dark is Akashita. That's my conclusion. They're the same.
Cristina: Wait, is he the bad one, though?
Jack: No, no, he's the good one.
Cristina: The good one. And he comes from here?
Jack: No, the good one comes from the shadow realm.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay. Yes, it's a little confusing.
Jack: Yes, it's definitely confusing because I'm referring to where they come from, what their stance is. According to. We usually we think light good, dark bad. But here it's the opposite because whatever was from here is what's messed up.
Cristina: And whatever that's crazy because everything from there so far has been the messed up thing. But we're saying for some reason, the one that's here is the messed up one and not the one from over there.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, 100%. But the thing that's over here is already kind of weird. And it's a cloud that drains people of blood and s***. So that's also kind of crazy. Like it's a monster at the same time.
Cristina: Yes, yes, that's true.
Jack: It doesn't often, and it doesn't need to, and it won't. It's almost like if you f*** with it, it will. You're screwed.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But also, it sounds like an animal that's sentient. Or not an animal sentient, but like a. He's Curious.
Cristina: But now we have to look for creatures that are like cloud monsters, but also that they have rivals. And what do those rivals look like? Because then we could figure out what could possibly be. Like, what other stories could be telling the God of Light, or whatever you want to call him. Jehovah of Light.
Jack: Jehovah of Light. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. We have to find.
Cristina: We found something that could be Jehovah dark. There has to be somewhere else that.
Jack: Shows Jehovah of Light. There has to be an example. Well, we know.
Cristina: Fighting each other, probably.
Jack: Interesting, interesting. There has to be a. Well, there are stories of brothers fighting each other.
Cristina: Yes, but I mean, like, more. Because those are way ancient stories. But we need something more recent. List the cloud stories more recent in.
Jack: The form of the Christian mythology. Is that the argument here? There should be an example that maybe somewhere they tripped up and said something that tells of somehow the sky fighting the sky or some s*** like that.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: To then be like, wait, they did. They. They hit. They tried hiding the thing. It's just too many bugs. It's too much going on. You will have. That's why there's so many plot holes. Because they took out s*** that was filling in the gaps.
Cristina: Because they needed. We do have to find it in some other story outside of.
Jack: But then that'll tell us where to look by comparison. So we. We find it outside first and then we bring it in. So we find some equivalent story of sky fighting sky, clouds fighting clouds.
Cristina: Something.
Jack: Yeah, something, something.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And then we. When we find the story, we find out what the story is and what story is similar to that story in Christian mythology.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Then we jump into Christian mythology and look at the story and see if this is the battle between Jehovah of Light and Jehovah of Dark. Thus proving the point.
Cristina: Yeah, I guess that's what we gotta do. Yes. That sounds like a great idea.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: We're gonna find the.
Jack: Now, is Lucifer Jehovah of Dark? Are those one in the same? Or is Jesus the prophet Lucifer one of those two? Because they share. They share similar ideas. You're saying that Jesus is Jehovah of Dark? That that story of Jesus being the son of God is true? That maybe. Okay, this is interesting because there is a similar story with Zeus. Thus Hercules.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Is Jesus Hercules, I guess. Right. Kind of. He's the chosen special one, directly son of God. So. Yeah.
Cristina: Okay. Yeah.
Jack: Yeah. From a mortal and a God.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Just like Jesus.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: He might also be saying, I don't know.
Jack: No, that's almost the Same s***. Yeah, That's a whole other bag of worms. But we're gonna get there because then the idea is that Jehovah of Dark, immediately after somehow taking over whatever Jehovah of Light was dealing with, was conquering whatever was his property. When Jehovah of Dark immediately took over that he impregnated a mortal woman as the first thing he did. Not in a bad way. But this person needs to have gifts and they need to tell these people who've been told to fear shame though.
Cristina: That he's a cloud king. Because the clouds are protecting Adam and Eve in the water layer. So like, holy crap. Had them. He put them in charge then. That's not like a prison of clouds that act strangely or anything. He put them there specifically.
Jack: He's not keeping them in, he's keeping everything else out.
Cristina: Yeah, protecting them from the Jehovah of Light. Yeah.
Jack: Interesting, interesting. That checks out. So then this child isn't.
Cristina: Because he'd be the snake that helped them out.
Jack: Well, no, we don't know what the f*** that snake was. That's not established yet. That's still an assumption that that's even Lucifer.
Cristina: I'm saying that it's most likely Jehovah of Dark that helped them.
Jack: You think?
Cristina: Yeah, to get them. Them to see that this light guy is alive.
Jack: Interesting. So the argument would be that Jehovah of. Yeah, cuz Lucifer was there back then. But Jehovah of Light claims Jehovah of Dark is his creation.
Cristina: He would do that.
Jack: Interesting, Interesting. He would do that.
Cristina: He's a liar.
Jack: He's a liar. Pathological liar.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: And also there's an interesting philosophy as to why Jehovah of Dark couldn't just tell everybody the truth. Right. There is this ideology with proof. It's very proven before that if you suddenly change a system, it will break. You need to change it in increments. Think of how easy it was for Hitler to do what he did by changing things in increments. But think of how entire countries have collapsed because of giant changes that suddenly happened.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Increments is key. So from the very beginning of the stories told in the Bible, when Jehovah of Light. Really, really, really, who knows how long Jehovah of Dark was around. He summarized the beginning. Right. He's quick through it because it wouldn't make sense in the words of whatever they are.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: These clouds are somehow here before whatever the h*** humans developed. But these are ancient clouds. But we also know that because water recycles infinitely, those clouds have been up there forever. It's the same f****** clouds. There's never been new clouds. It's not enough that could happen.
Cristina: They're here. In the beginning of time, They've seen it all.
Jack: Yeah, they've seen it all, bro.
Cristina: Makes sense.
Jack: Yeah, since.
Cristina: And we know they're protecting us from the cat people, right? That's the thing.
Jack: Give a s***. No, they don't give a crap. We need their help for the cat people.
Cristina: Yeah. So that they won't do. They won't trap us like the other planets or something. We're going to convince them. Something like that.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't. I don't remember what the conflict was. The Cat People directly. I know it's an ancient battle we've been having for so long we forgot about what it's about. But, yeah, you know what? We're still winning. D***, that's crazy. This fight's been going on so long, we forgot what it's about. I have no idea what it's about. I feel. I think maybe just they're too powerful. And that's dangerous.
Cristina: Yes, that's pretty much it.
Jack: Yeah. You know, like, get rid of the problem, perhaps.
Cristina: We know they were here doing experiments, and we know we're one of them somehow.
Jack: Somehow. Well, adrenochrome.
Cristina: Yes. Because of cat people. Yeah, somehow.
Jack: Somehow. But anyway, so Jehovah of Dark did small incremental changes. The Bible begins at that point. Hey, look. What the f*** is this? Because again, it was quick, quick, quick. And then Jehovah of Dark shows up. So there was a log being essentially kept by Jehovah of Light that he then told people to write down.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: That was the point he was keeping. He was using them as their diary. You guys invented writing. How interesting. I've never considered this. So I'm gonna tell some of you to write stuff for me. Is that cool? And then. Yeah, whatever, dude. You're like a cloud thing. How interesting. Yeah, tell me what to write and I'll write it. Yeah, but there's a bunch of cloud people also that I got homies and cloud stuff.
Cristina: And you wouldn't tell them that because he wants them to believe he's the one and only.
Jack: No, no, no. He's saying that he's the. You know, the angels and s***.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Yeah, there's other cloud crap. And I'm gonna tell you about all the clouds. My cloud. I'm the king of my cloud world, and I come to tell you of these stories.
Cristina: Is he a cloud as well?
Jack: Yes, he has to be the opposite of weird Jehovah of Dark. Unless he's not and it's some creature, some totally different creature overthrew him. Because again, the Bible does try to. At least a Christian Bible makes a pretty heavy distinction between what they are. They aren't the same thing. It could also be. Well no, because we're assuming he's from the outside because I would have suggested that he's some sort of experiment created by Jehovah of Light.
Cristina: The dark.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: But no, because he's from the shadow realm. That's the established idea here. He could have been involved in the bringing over and so claims like you owe me.
Cristina: I think he is a shadow. I mean he, the original one is also a cloud.
Jack: Yes, they're both clouds.
Cristina: Yes. But the other clouds are somehow different because they're shadow clouds. They drink blood and stuff. Right. So I guess.
Jack: Well, they don't need to. But they can.
Cristina: But they can. Then there's gotta be other clouds that you didn't talk about, you didn't learn about. That's probably related to this other.
Jack: Well, we know that there's the blood cloud things that are just clouds on this side that when they have adrenochrome they get all red and then they get black and then they go. They create storms and weird glitches and s***. But I don't believe. But that doesn't sound like Jehovah of.
Cristina: Dark or Light Dark.
Jack: Yeah, Jehovah of Dark is the good one from the shadow realm.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That does not sound like him. That sounds like Jehovah of Light.
Cristina: But he's not a shadow creature or plot twist.
Jack: And I guess it would kind of check out what you were saying earlier that like it does sound like they're backwards. Maybe the original thing here was just some s***. And what we're talking about really is that Jehovah of Dark settled on humans first came from that side. Maybe it's the first thing to come over here. Then settled on humans. It was like, oh s***. And they have blood. What the f*** is this s***? Imma just settle here. And what if I. If they just don't know that there's anything outside? I could just get them breeding in here and just f****** drink their blood forever and just be set, bro. But the actually good Jehovah of Light that didn't have to settle on anybody. He's good. Why would I need to conquer anybody? Let people be. That sounds way more right. Let people be. I'm Jehovah of Light. Let people be. Why would you just lie to them? Have them volunteer? If they want to give you blood, then that's perfectly fine.
Cristina: Are you changing their names?
Jack: No, I'm saying that Jehovah of Darkness is just the one at the beginning of the Bible. That he's. It's the same idea. He somehow came from the shadow realm, but he's the one at the beginning. Jehovah of Dark is the first one we encounter.
Cristina: The shadow realm one.
Jack: The shadow realm one. He came because Jehovah of light. If he's really good, he'd have no reason just to conquer humanity. There's no beef. I'm just here and I saw creatures happen. Okay, but I've seen creatures happen. Whatever. There were dinosaurs before. I didn't give a s*** then, I don't give a s*** now.
Cristina: So he's just normal clouds.
Jack: He's normal cloud that's overpowered. He's a really overpowered cloud.
Cristina: And then the blood shadow realm cloud came and changed things. And that's when the Bible started.
Jack: The Bible? Yeah, the Bible is told from the point of view of Jehovah of light at all points. Which is why he would paint the true stories of Jehovah of Dark in there. Now it's hard to change the system again. Maybe this is the smart God again. I've been watching humanity for how long? I defeated the big bad that was corrupting them, but they already believe it. So like I said, Hitler changed it in incremental changes. So this thing knows they have how many billion years before I jumped in and stopped this creature. Which if we now think about the dating on this, I guess Akashita is the shadow realm creature. Checks out. He's the darker one. Literally the dark cloud.
Cristina: I thought he was. Oh, he is the dark cloud.
Jack: And he is a cloud that drinks blood.
Cristina: Oh, okay, now it doesn't.
Jack: He doesn't do it chaotically. But also, we're assuming that we're talking about a God who tried to establish an order and ended up with a religion. Checks out. That he wouldn't be a vicious murderer just blankly. He's creative. He's the cloud to think so smart.
Cristina: Should we be messing with him then?
Jack: I don't know, because listen to me, he got beat by Jehovah of Light. It's still the Bible we're talking about. He was just at the beginning. Regardless, when we find him, we know regardless of who's who, when we find them, they're fine. Because the second part of the Bible.
Cristina: He'S not the one protecting Adam. And Eve, it would be the light.
Jack: Jehovah of light is the one protecting. Yeah. But regardless, whatever cloud is out now is the cloud we're talking about. And that cloud is good no matter what name we give them. Is this the order of events that led to the cloud being good and which is the good cloud, what we're establishing? Because the good cloud won no matter what.
Cristina: The good cloud being the second part of the Bible.
Jack: Jehovah of Light.
Cristina: But you're saying.
Jack: Or not Jehovah of. Yeah, whatever. Does the Jehovah of Light is the second part of the Bible, no matter what?
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It's just. How is that playing out?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Or I guess not Jehovah of Light in the second part of the Bible, but sorry for the confusion.
Cristina: This is confusing. Okay, yes.
Jack: If Jehovah of Light as the second part of the Bible, then he beat Jehovah of dark at the beginning of the Bible. And that would have been Akashita being.
Cristina: The light or the dark.
Jack: The dark. The dark. Always Akashita.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Always Akashita.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And that just means. That falls in line with how old the stories of Akashita are.
Cristina: So then the.
Jack: They're about.
Cristina: Yes. He's the dark. Then the light one is somewhere hidden, but he is the one hiding Adam and Eve.
Jack: Yes. So the. The series of events would go as follows. Some creature from somewhere shows up. He is this dark cloud thing. This is a new narrative. We're correcting the events of the Bible and assuming that the true creatures in the Bible we're talking about are these cloud creatures.
Cristina: Okay, so there are already clouds here. There were people here already because cat people. Then the cloud shows up from the shadow realm.
Jack: No, Cat people were here when humans were here too.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah, but they made the humans and then this shadow creature.
Jack: We don't know they made the humans. We know the humans worship them.
Cristina: I thought they were experiments.
Jack: Were they. They were experimenting on humans, weren't they?
Cristina: Oh, I thought they were human. They were. They were like, science experiments. They made.
Jack: No, I don't remember that being established, but maybe we just gotta find that to be true.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Well, whatever. Okay, whatever. Humans are here. The cloud God is here. But he's not, like, trying to convince anyone.
Jack: He doesn't care. He's a cloud. And then he's seen dinosaurs happen. He saw people happen. He saw a cat God. He's whatever.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Which. Then we'll get to the events of Cat God leaving shortly after.
Cristina: Then the shadow realm God came.
Jack: Yes. And he then settles down and decides, I'm gonna grab these couple of people, wipe their minds or something. They're gonna just be fresh.
Cristina: Some crazy event happened that summoned him here in a way. You know, like.
Jack: Yeah. Like a supernatural rip or something that this thing snuck in.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then decided, well, this is badass. And, like, never been here before. But, like, there's resources in this realm I've never seen and I like them.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And I'm going to take him. I don't know how he stumbled upon. He probably just chilled here for hundreds of years before he tasted blood. Right. And was like, holy. What? What? Or just saw a murder chilled there and was like, what the f***?
Cristina: Yeah. He was probably just drinking off of fear first.
Jack: Yeah. He felt it.
Cristina: I mean, he probably came here from. With fear.
Jack: Yeah. He felt it in the direction of whatever rip or thing allowed him to get here.
Cristina: Whatever was the big first thing in the Bible, which would be when God set the world on fire. He did that first. Right. Or he drowned the world first. He drowned the world, I think. And then. Which wasn't really him. The world just a giant flood came. People got scared. A lot of people got scared. This shadow came.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: And he was like, I did it.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Better not do that again.
Jack: But it was. That wasn't even the first appearance.
Cristina: That wasn't.
Jack: No, the first. Because again, it's the dark shadow thing is the very first thing in the Bible. It's just that story is being told by Jehovah of light. But the events of that story are starting. So he's there from Adam and Eve. He shows up, sees Adam and Eve, and decides, I'm gonna settle here.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And I'm gonna breed these things.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: The flood is way later. But he's probably taking claim for everything horrible that happens with convenient timing.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And he can also probably cause crazy s*** because that he could. We know Akashita can. So you could cause nuts things. Weaker storms can cause massive things. We know those like tower storms that just come colossal and destroy in their path.
Cristina: But it makes no sense that there's just two people. He. Maybe he. There was some event that wiped off a bunch of people and only two were left.
Jack: Well, I think the event was caused by the Akashita. I think it was part of. Oh, it was just like, hey, I snatched these individuals up. I put them somewhere else.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That they're probably an island or some s***. That they're completely away from everything else. It's a big island. Because my plan is to mass produce Them or not an island, but he's also capable of moving through the sky, seeing where humans are settling down. And he's like, I'm gonna move them too far for them to walk out of. And also probably craft enough. I'm a landscape so that it's impossible for them to leave anyways. And I'm a breed them in there after I wipe their minds with my whatever abilities. And then Imma just tell them what the universe is, however I want so that I can breed them successfully without their resistance and extract their blood, I guess. And then at that very moment that this plan starts being hatched without directly messing with anything, he just becomes the thing. Now, I don't know. In this new narrative where the apples land, which is interesting that that's even the analogy.
Cristina: What apples?
Jack: The apple of knowledge. What's happening? If we've corrected everything else, what is happening here? Because there is something that. But then again, the lies. There's so many lies.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: This tree could have been put there by Jehovah of Light, snuck in and really Jehovah dark doesn't even know which tree it is. He knows. He made trees for them to eat. And then Jehovah of light snuck one in and he's like, hey, I got a secret. Can't tell anybody.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: One of those trees. And I'm gonna tell you exactly which one. I'm pointing over there. That one. Okay. That tree over there, it has a fruit that's gonna give you your memory back. It's gonna give. It's the fruit of knowledge.
Cristina: But maybe it helps them actually see what these creatures are from the shadow realm. Maybe it helps them communicate with the shadow realm.
Jack: Well, they don't need to know that information for one reason. Once they get their memory back, they'll instantly be able to know. Well, I was living over there before I got snatched up. My memory got eradicated. Like, duh. This is an a******. H*** yeah.
Cristina: Yes. And then that's why they live in that underwater kingdom. They're protected.
Jack: Yeah. Because they do know.
Cristina: Because now they're just sea creatures now.
Jack: Yeah. After evolution or whatever.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: Like, what did they tell us? They genetically modified themselves at first and then adapted gradually. But yeah. You see how the story. So the fruit was actually made by Jehovah of light, and Jehovah of Dark couldn't kill it because it's the only food he gave him. So he doesn't know which one. He's like, look, I'm gonna make other fruits over there. I gotta find the fruit. Over here. So I can't get rid of these. I gotta find it to see what he did. But I don't know. I don't. I'm experimenting over here. Don't touch these fru. Only eat those over there.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Because he heard that.
Cristina: He heard like he put a decoy tree or something. Like he put something over there. And he was like, nope, I gotta make sure it's. I gotta get it out.
Jack: Yeah. He's gotta get the tree out. Because he's like, I know the son of a b**** puts a tree in there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And I need these fruits because it's gonna do whatever the h*** I want. I put my power into it. And I can't just destroy the trees. But this a****** also put his power into his tree and I need to get his tree out. But he made it look like my trees. And now I don't know what's going on. So go to those trees until I tell you which of these trees you could eat from.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Like. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, look, you can get all your memories back. All your memories back. Think about it. You can. You can see. You understand What I'm just telling you is crap. You need to know.
Cristina: Yes. Okay. I think this story makes sense. Sort of totally works out.
Jack: It totally checks out. So now the narrative is shifted. Jehovah of Dark is the beginning. The first. But he was not the original one here. He was just here before we were. But Jehovah of Light was definitely here long before Jehovah of Dark. He just happens to be the second part of the Bible.
Cristina: Okay. Yes. Yes.
Jack: So this cloud is chilling. Akashita somehow, following the scent of fear, crosses the threshold from the shadow realm.
Cristina: The dinosaurs dying. There you go. That's the solution. That's a big enough event that would create so much fear. Even if it's not human fear. Even if it's not human.
Jack: Human fear have the strongest heat.
Cristina: It's the Mount.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. No, you're totally right. I think you solved it. Right. Because it has to be an event that so drastically shifts everything.
Cristina: Horrifying.
Jack: Yes. That is. She just manifests. And he's a. What the f***? Where am I? Or it's the first rip between this specific. Because there has to be many different real.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: This just happens to be the one we found. But why? Because an event that just happens, like tearing a hole through one universe and landing on another. We just tore a hole through a realm which works differently than traversing space.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And so this event. Meteor hits the first instance of life. And as it gets closer, the temperature starts to drastically go up. They're just animals, but it starts to get really. And there's a lot of them starts to get really, really hot. A bunch of them start to go crazy and attack each other. They start to go into a panicked frenzy, freaking the f*** out.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And the fear only goes up and up as it literally starts to hurt, as they start to boil alive. And somewhere in some whole other realm, this creature with enough power chilling somewhere in is like. What the. Is that?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Is it a smell? Is it a taste or whatever the works over there, you know, the equivalent of a smell or taste?
Cristina: It could be. I don't know.
Jack: No, it's. It's something else. Because he's detecting it across realms.
Cristina: Yes. Oh, yes, yes. He's sensing the fear and the blood somehow.
Jack: The fear. The fear. The fear's in the blood. That's why the blood matters.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: You can just get more fury in the blood because it gets stuck there and it collects into a lot of it. But yes, before he got that far, he was. He was like, whoa, whoa, dude, I don't know what it is, but I want it. And he just followed it. But again, the event was so catastrophic that there was a peak moment between the. The height of the fear and the impact that tore something and then connected the two.
Cristina: Okay, wait, he's the bad one or the good one?
Jack: Akashita is the bad one.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Then the tear happens, and Akashita can then come through following the fear.
Cristina: Okay. Because then Jesus doesn't make sense anymore because we know he was putting on up gates everywhere to go to the shadow realm, so. And he likes blood.
Jack: The shadow realm is in heaven.
Cristina: No, that wouldn't make Jesus. Akashita.
Jack: No, the shadow realm is not heaven.
Cristina: He was putting up gates to the shadow Realm. Right, Jesus.
Jack: To stop people from going to the bad place?
Cristina: No, to get the creatures from the shadow realm into here.
Jack: He was putting up gates.
Cristina: Like open portals. He was putting up.
Jack: Oh, he was opening.
Cristina: Opening gates. There you go.
Jack: Yes. Okay, now I get what you're saying. He was opening things, Opening gates. Jesus was Jesus?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Why?
Cristina: I don't remember. But it was also happening in Japan was one of the places where he was just putting a bunch of. You were telling us the story of this. You don't remember?
Jack: Yeah, I kind of do.
Cristina: It was Jesus in Japan, where they are the ones that sing this. God, who's really God? I guess.
Jack: Wait, you're talking about Akashita?
Cristina: Not Jesus. No. Jesus was doing well, Both of them come from Japan. In this story, he's a Japanese creature. The.
Jack: Oh, my God. No, yeah, I understand. I remember. I remember.
Cristina: Was made a bunch of temples in Japan.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but yeah, that story is total nonsense. And that isn't happening.
Cristina: How do you know?
Jack: Well, we're. We were reconfiguring the story. That's the whole point here. If some of these things then others not. And we'd have to work that into what's really happening rather than just say, well, everything else changes. That's not changing. Why isn't that part changing? Why are those gates to the shadow realm? And why is that information maybe not wrong or maybe why isn't that not Jesus? And in fact, maybe somebody else.
Cristina: Okay, you get my point. That's not Jesus.
Jack: Well, here's a very interesting thing that we're not considering. In the middle of these stories, the Bible confirms Jesus dies and the story is told by Jehovah of Light. Also the moment Jehovah, because we can figure this. Or again, the moment Jehovah of light got rid of Jehovah of Dark and then settled as well. I can't instantly change it. I gotta incrementally change it. One of his incremental changes was, but I'm gonna f*** that lady. So, like, that was just something he's like, okay, look, been here for a while fixing s***. Can I just, like, put it in that one? That's it. Let's say I just want her to have. Then again, maybe he doesn't do that. Maybe it's not an attraction. Maybe it's like, I want one of me down there. I want to see what that's like. I'm not hurting anybody. I'm not gonna hurt anybody. He hasn't hurt anybody since the middle of the Bible.
Cristina: I don't know. It could still be the Jehovah of Dark. Like, he didn't change any story to say, no, this was me. No, this was that other guy who's just like me. Like, no, he put all of the stories together saying all of it's me, even though some of those are not him. So how do you know that that's him or not?
Jack: Well, based on your logic, he could be either or.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Jack: I'm assuming the or.
Cristina: Okay, well, yeah, but still, there's a possibility that.
Jack: Yeah, it's a coin toss at this point. Yeah, but assuming he is, then he would be the. Yeah, he's just the Jehovah of Light. But that guy died. And that guy having died, then we have a story like Jesus putting up gates, but that happened way later when it shouldn't have been possible. What if the point of assuring us he's dead and I'll factually let you know when he's back. You're not gonna have a doubt. But then a Jesus shows up and puts up gates and people are like, well, maybe he's Jesus and it's because maybe the diminished again. Hey, Jehovah of dark made this child. Maybe it is Jehovah's dark child. Maybe that's true and that's why he's up there putting gates to the shadow realm. Because the second one that we see is not the original Jehovah.
Cristina: You mean?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: This new Jesus that much later just pops up ignoring the logic of his death.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And starts putting up gates to the shadow realm is really just Jehovah of dark doing that.
Cristina: And he's the one, though, that's working with the churches that creates demons to slay demons.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Because blood or whatever. And it's not really demons at this point. We're just calling demons chimeras. I mean, we're calling Chimeras demons because they're just making a science experiment that can experience a certain amount of fear and kill it.
Cristina: Yes. Okay. Yeah. And sometimes they're summoning shadow realm creatures just to kill us.
Jack: Yes. They're. They're trying. They're. They're making fear experiments.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: I guess the breed the most fearful thing in farm it.
Cristina: Mm. That's pretty horrible.
Jack: And genius. Simultaneous. It's like the darkest s*** you get. Because the life of that thing sucks more than anything that could ever possibly exist. Its existence is based on being probably briefly completely horrified and then dying.
Cristina: Yes. And other people that interact with it have pretty horrible lives. Like they like drinking the child's blood and stuff like that. Like it's pretty horrible. It's like random families get attacked by these creatures, but these creatures were sent to them by the church so that this family could call the church to get rid of this creature.
Jack: S***. So they get the family's fear and they get the creatures fear and the creature fills up on the family.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So it's a siphon that they made that they'll come get rid of for you.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: S***.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Checks out. Totally checks out. That is the most believable story I have ever heard about the church, hands down.
Cristina: That's so crazy. That reminds me of the Chupacabra. But yes, it's Almost the same thing.
Jack: Yeah, it. Except the Chupacabra comes from a different dimension or some s***. Right. It's like a God from somewhere else.
Cristina: He's from the Shadow Realm.
Jack: Well, no, he was an alien or something.
Cristina: He was an alien?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: But he also works with Shadow Realm magic or whatever.
Jack: He did pop up. Are we just saying that? No, because they have to. Why did it come through space? It would have just popped up here. Well, maybe other creatures fear. Fear. Feel fear outside of this region. And it was just there.
Cristina: Like it popped up somewhere else from the Shadow Realm and then came here.
Jack: Yeah. So then the real question is because. Yeah, there's s*** everywhere.
Cristina: S*** out there.
Jack: But then the real question is, and this is very interesting, if these creatures are popping up elsewhere, what major event happened that allowed it to detect us from wherever the f*** it was? It then started its trip this way over here. Yeah. To Earth. So it is from the Shadow Realm, but it made an alien trip?
Cristina: I don't know. I think that that dinosaur explosion thing was pretty huge.
Jack: Like, you think the Chupacabra showed up around the time of the dinosaurs?
Cristina: Well, it was probably traveling while during that time. And who knows how long it actually took to get.
Jack: Because it's traversing space.
Cristina: Yeah, like, space is huge.
Jack: You think? No, no, no. It couldn't be the dinosaur event, because it would have shown up in this area. That's. Did you see the problem? Something brought it elsewhere. Oh, I see. It was already out here before. And then the event of dinosaurs was like, oh, crap, I'm headed that way.
Cristina: Yes, that's.
Jack: And then by the time it got.
Cristina: Here, because I'm sure the thing that happened to the dinosaurs happens on other planets. Like, those things will be summoning who knows what.
Jack: So it summoned whatever locally.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then some crap happened elsewhere, which is over here.
Cristina: I gotta check that out.
Jack: They look our way and they come over here. And then we get something. It shows up. It took so long from the time of dying, but it was so. It was like, how magnificent. Whatever I just sensed.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: It was like whatever brought me. And I'm here for that, so I'm gonna go look for that. And so it's in who knows how far away that it took it from the point the meteor hit to 1960, like seven or something.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: To pop up.
Cristina: That's pretty crazy. But it's possible.
Jack: Intrigue. It totally is. Because it's. It's no longer like.
Cristina: I know there's other events, but nothing compared to that, at least.
Jack: Well, here's another way. Interesting point. The gaps of these crazy activities with godlike creatures is sometimes ginormous. But these colossal events we report bring them back. And that checks out even in the Bible. God only warns one guy about the flood. But after the flood, God talks to a bunch of people.
Cristina: It's more energy.
Jack: Why? It's because different gods at different points, right? All of these. And we're talking about these evil, like, do crazy s*** gods, Jehovah of dark type of things. Those events in almost all mythologies in which these conversations happen all happen when, in times of distress. When is the moment that a God is most likely to show up? There's something bad happening, and you directly asked for it. You're like, God, please help. My people are in trouble. They are suffering, they are slaved. And then God decides, holy s***, did this guy just, like, volunteer? He's like a vampire dream come true, bro. Okay, hey, hey, hey. Look, look, look. Guide your people this way. They're gonna be chasing you. But I can hold him off. And he's just being dramatic. You know, there's like, for flair here. He's being dramatic also.
Cristina: He's enjoying it because, like, he murders those people.
Jack: Chasing them, yes. But also he's gonna pick out some of them. He's. Yo, you're telling me there's gonna be a dramatic. Yeah, exactly. He is.
Cristina: Like, he just feeds them, like, barely enough to survive.
Jack: Yeah, it's gonna get bleak, but it's. Oh, I'm all in here.
Cristina: Yeah, the darker it is alive, but it's gonna suck.
Jack: Yeah, the darker it is, the more likely God is to show up, the more likely Jehovah of Dark is to pop up. He doesn't even have to be the reason it's dark. But if it's gonna get dark, he shows up. Jehovah of light, whether it's dark or not. Look, this is your human affairs. I don't expect you to meddle in my cloud affairs. I'm not gonna meddle in your human affairs.
Cristina: Yeah, this makes sense.
Jack: Objective.
Cristina: Okay, Whoa, whoa. That makes sense.
Jack: Checks out. And that Jesus event that happened so much later was, you know, Jehovah of dark. Maybe not dead, but some. I guess maybe he is that because that's his kid. But he maybe death to something from the shadow realm that has had blood is also just go back to the shadow Realm. Something about blood, adrenal chrome specifically brings you to the shadow Realm. And there's a connection there we don't understand. But something about it takes you there. But Fear can be detected from that side.
Cristina: And fear is like, you just come back here.
Jack: Well, no, not even the point that even if he's removed over there and tossed into the shadow realm, what is his son trying to do? His son is trying. Well, that other fake, not the one that is by Jehovah of Light.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Definitely just banged the chick. The dude putting up the portals. Him just using a dirty trick, being like, hey, I'm the guy from the thing. I'm putting the things up. Come to heaven. Yeah, yeah, heaven.
Cristina: Come here when you're sad.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. Come here, guys. It's all good. Then these shrines, these portals, allow creatures from over there to then show up. And probably he can't generate a meteor. He doesn't have that level of power. He needs to create enough fear, generally speaking, that perhaps allows his father through at some point. But systematically, Jehovah of Light picks at him. So science is slowly dominating the old mythology that he established. Because, again, Jehovah of Light is not gonna just break it. He knows it breaks. He's seen how humans function.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: He knows systems. He's been around. And so he's like, I can't just change it. He's doing the Hitler small incremental changes. This way, he doesn't really care if.
Cristina: We follow him or not.
Jack: He doesn't care. He doesn't give a s***. He's like, whatever. I'm just gonna try to get them out of thinking that that thing was cool.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Once they're done with that, I don't care what they fall into. But in slowly working us out of there, we're getting to where we should have been maybe way long ago.
Cristina: Yes. This makes sense.
Jack: Yes. And so the portals are less functional and less functional. And that's why over the years, we've had less creature sightings and less creature sightings, because little by little, it's just an extinguishment of creatures surviving off of fear.
Cristina: Also, more and more aliens, which makes sense because of the Chupacabra that we just talked about. Like, maybe there are still creatures.
Jack: Yes. Because the ones we're getting rid of them stuff are from here.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But the creatures that sensed that one major event are still on their way. And they're arriving at random times because they show they left from random places at random distances.
Cristina: Yes. That's so crazy.
Jack: And who knows how far they detected it. And they could still be coming.
Cristina: They couldn't. So we won't get rid of them super fast, but we're. We're Slowly getting rid of them.
Jack: Space Force makes sense to protect us from them. Yes. We need to contact. That makes perfect sense. This needs to be set up for when the really big scary s*** shows up. We're assuming that what we've seen is not because we know that stars are real. So what's the big scary s*** that's on the other side? That's kind of like a star?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: So we need Space Force really fast.
Cristina: We gotta still figure out this cat people thing.
Jack: Yeah. Cuz now we kind of need stars. Because there's probably some opposite thing. Of course, no amount of fear will ever bring that over.
Cristina: No, no, I don't think so.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Because if the great void isn't big enough, like what the f*** could be. Like that fear isn't it? All those stars feel horror.
Cristina: Unless it's in there as well.
Jack: Unless they don't feel anything or they don't feel emotions. The way that fear could happen, you know, like because they're other thing.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Like Jehovah of Light isn't like giving a s*** about fear. There's no emotion, doesn't care. It's like whatever. So fear is biological.
Cristina: What about all those other gods that seem to have emotions? Or are they not?
Jack: They're probably just creatures from Earth.
Cristina: Oh yes. Or Shadow Realm creatures.
Jack: No, Shadow Realm creatures don't have emotions. Oh well, you know what?
Cristina: It could be creatures on Earth. No, no.
Jack: Shadow Realm creatures could definitely have emotions. I just blanket statement that in a total guess. I don't know.
Cristina: But it could be creatures from Earth that had adrenochrome.
Jack: Yes, 100%. Because that also makes them godlike.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: There's a lot of weird things, man. So okay, anyways. Anyways. I think we grounded a lot of humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I think it worked out. And on that note, we're running out of time.
Cristina: So.
Jack: So definitely sounds way more accurate, right?
Cristina: I think so. I think it makes sense now. All of it.
Jack: All of it.
Cristina: So then there's something else. I don't know.
Jack: Yeah, we solved it. We gotta look for Jehovah of Light, who's the one still around. And he's just highly disinterested because human affairs. But now it's not just human affairs because we can prove it's not. So this is not about convincing anybody. We were thinking we were chasing Akashita. And we're not chasing Akashita. We're looking for Jehovah of Light. His good Counterpart who was here all along.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We're looking for somebody, the people that the Westerners consider already a God. He's probably in the United States somewhere. North America.
Cristina: Santa Claus. Okay, I think we got it. We gotta talk to Santa Claus.
Jack: That's fair. That thing. But look, he's. No, I can't be. It doesn't sound like either of the gods we're talking about are that overpowered. It can't be. It can't be. It's too much. It's too strong. On the okay argument, you might be right with this next point. On the flip side, Jehovah of Dark's influence was very small. But Jehovah of Light again has been around for a long time. I also don't know why he would get stronger though. So unless we can prove that there's an equivalent of adrenochrome that he can use, that isn't what Akashita was using, which was blood and fear then doesn't check out. No.
Cristina: You talk about God or Santa Claus.
Jack: Yeah, he couldn't become that overpowered. I'm assuming there has to be something that powers up a God without it being or powers up a creature like adrenochrome without it being adrenochrome and not being fear based. That then allowed him to put level up to being Jehovah without interfering with humans. I mean not become Jehovah to become Santa Claus without otherwise. The Jehovah of Light we're talking about, which is some sort of cloud and Santa Claus cannot be the same thing because the power levels we're talking about are so colossally different. Unless he's like, yeah, I'm a drink their blood too. Which I doubt he does because all of that ended as soon as Jehovah of Dark is. Is missing. So it can't be. Doesn't check out. I think Santa Claus is just really some other Santa Claus doesn't mess with s*** either.
Cristina: That's so Jehovah Light though.
Jack: But he's also not a cloud. He doesn't chill in the clouds. In fact, it chills relatively low as compared to the clouds. He's pretty ground level, you know, just lower than the plane, actually.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: You don't see him so far away. He's like pretty close. He could like, wow, are those f****** reindeers I'm looking at. If he was at a plane's distance, even at a helicopter's distance, you wouldn't be able to make out s***. You're like, what the f*** am I Looking at. But no, he's so low. He looks like a flying car. Yeah, low flying plane.
Cristina: Whatever. We'll figure it out.
Jack: Yeah, he's nowhere near the height of a cloud on average.
Cristina: Yeah. Or we'll figure out how they're connected eventually.
Jack: Yeah. Maybe there is a power source. We do know that there's that other force that everything is connected to. AKA the force that everything is connected to. Maybe things on the other side aren't connected to that. Maybe things on this side are. And so they can somehow learn the feed off of that different ways. Because we know humans can. Humans can do things in weird ways and creatures can. And anything with powers is pulling from that source. So there must be a way to tap into that source because it's not adrenochrome and replicate that level of growth. Somehow in this instant, Jehovah of Light can siphon the energy becoming Santa Claus. We can prove that.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Then Jehovah of Light is Santa Claus.
Cristina: Alright, I hope we can. I hope we can.
Jack: Anyways, anyways. Anyways, anyways. You guys can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok at JustCar. Vote Pod.
Cristina: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review the show.
Jack: Yes. And let some people who might like us to know about it, you know, tell them words. Speak.
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Jack: Type of liquor. Legume.
Cristina: Legume.
Jack: Legumes.
Cristina: Legions.
Jack: Legume.
Cristina: Legume. I don't know. Have ever. You. Have you ever heard someone say that word?
Jack: Like. No, I've never. Do you know how many words I know perfectly reading that I've never heard in my life?
Cristina: But how do you know you're reading them perfectly?
Jack: I don't. I'm hoping I'm doing it right.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: I see so many things that sound wrong because of all the different. Like I can't position it properly because I've never heard it. And there's a million variants of sounds that I've heard in my life.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So I don't even know if I'm gonna say it with an accent or not. If I'm saying it for the first time because I have no point of reference.
Cristina: Yeah. So you could be wrong.
Jack: I could totally be wrong. A bunch of words have odd accents when I say them and it's because I've never heard them said.
Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.