Rambling 156: 2021 Apocalypse Review
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New Year, new us. The clone duo discuss major events from 2021 and review the year as a whole, from tragedies, mass shootings, political disputes and an ever evolving virus to advancements in science and space exploration. Additionally, the show is officially introducing itself as ‘Rambling’ to differentiate itself from ‘Just Conversation’ where guests are brought on to have a discussion.
+Episode Details
Topics Discussed:
- Bill Nye: The Extinction Entity
- The End is Bill Nye
- January 6th Insurrection
- WallStreetBets vs Wall Street
- Cold Bernie
- Biden Hates Blacks
- Texas Winter Storm
- Super Straight
- Vaccine Rollout
- Asian Lives Matter
- Legalized Marijuana
- Mass Shootings
- Volcano
- Covid Variants
- Military Withdraw
- Terrorist Country
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+Transcript
Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: Welcome to Rambling, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.
Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.
Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.
Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.
Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody and tell them, hey, something happened to Just Conversation Podcast's name. And you better come over here and listen to this show and find out.
Cristina: Find out why.
Jack: Find out why or what? Really?
Cristina: What's really. We're going to explain. Give details on why.
Jack: Sure. Yeah. The name changed because it's been Rambling for a while now, and we're just officializing it by announcing it that way on the show.
Cristina: There you go. We shall save the for end the ending.
Jack: Why?
Cristina: Why? I don't know. It should have been a big thing.
Jack: Nah, man. But yeah, so now we'll be introducing the show as Rambling, so that Just Conversation is when we have guests exclusively. Now officially creating the rift between these two shows will also not have any conversation between Chrissy and I here at the beginning of those or the end of those episodes. It's just gonna be the conversation with whatever guest we have. Y. Oh, yeah.
Cristina: With more guests.
Jack: The first guest will be Dave.
Cristina: Awesome.
Jack: Hopefully. Hopefully the first guest of season six.
Cristina: Whoever's the guest, I'm sure there will be awesome.
Jack: Yeah, whoever's a guest. I hope that we can get Dave from his busy as life, but hopefully can cut off a moment and we can chill and have some crazy conversation. Have him introduce. Yes. And now we're going by Rambling, which is essentially what they've already been called. But we haven't been creating the division within the show, only within the titles outside. So if you always see, you know, we're on Rambling, whatever number this is. What, 1:56.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: Something like this. 156 or 156.
Cristina: We're halfway to 200.
Jack: Yeah, we. We put in work. We're out here. We're part of a pretty early wave, too.
Cristina: Amazing.
Jack: Like two years after we started podcasting, like, the wave of Infinite podcasts just showed up.
Cristina: Oh, you can't say that. They'll think we're hipsters.
Jack: I mean, they can prove this. They can just look at our numbers and be like, oh, they started back then.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Yeah, we did. Like 2017 or something.
Cristina: Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah.
Jack: We've been out here for a bit. For a minute.
Cristina: Yes. Happy New Year's, people.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: That's also important to know, I guess. Even though you should already know.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: You should know. It is the new Year.
Jack: The new year. Happy New Year.
Cristina: Tomorrow will be old. Like, how long is it new for?
Jack: Right. It's new for a day before it's the same year again.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Well, today it's a new year. Tomorrow, well, it's the same year was yesterday.
Cristina: Yeah. I guess that's why the first day is the most important.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Because it's new. Yeah.
Jack: The New Year's Day. Then there's no more New Year's Day. There's just year.
Cristina: Yep.
Jack: It's just a year again.
Cristina: That's all that happens.
Jack: But yeah. So I hope you guys enjoy hearing. It's gonna be weird at the start, I'm sure. Hearing us call it rambling. Yeah, like you've known it's been rambling. You see, the episode you click on, it's already called rambling, but we never say it out loud.
Cristina: Unless they weren't paying attention to what they're clicking on. They're like, oh, this is just conversation. They say that, so it must be fair enough.
Jack: I. I believe, if I'm not mistaken, that the guest episodes are also gonna have JCP put before them. So that there's two different things. JCP episode whatever and rambling episode whatever.
Cristina: Oh, okay. So instead of just conversation written all out or just say jcp.
Jack: It's never said just conversation written all out.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Next to an episode.
Cristina: Yeah, that's what I'm asking if that's what it said before.
Jack: It's never said anything before.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: It was just rambling or it tells me you've never looked at that.
Cristina: I have. I just don't remember.
Jack: It's rambling.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And then there's just the number of the episode for the guest. The guest episodes. But now it'll say jcps.
Cristina: Oh, so I had nothing.
Jack: Yeah, I had nothing before. Now it's gonna have JCP ahead of the numbers and then could create a good differentiation.
Cristina: Okay. Okay.
Jack: Anyways, we just finished another disastrous year.
Cristina: It wasn't as bad as.
Jack: It wasn't. I don't know. It wasn't.
Cristina: It was pretty bad. Well, for the Earth, it was bad.
Jack: There was a bunch of bad for all directions, but at least we're still here. Slowly fading away, but still not slowly fading away.
Cristina: Maybe next year.
Jack: Maybe next year. I'm hopeful. The end is soon. It's. The end is nigh. The end is Bill Nye.
Cristina: The end is new. The end is Bill Nye. That's awesome.
Jack: The end is Bill Nye. He is the Bringer. What? He's the.
Cristina: He's the Antichrist?
Jack: No, no, no, no, no. He's the extinction entity.
Cristina: The instinct. There's an extinction entity?
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't remember when we went through the. Was the name of that game, Death Stranding? You remember in Death Stranding?
Cristina: Oh, yes. That thing.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. He's the extinction entity. Oh, that's Bill Nye. That's why when people say the end is nigh, they mean the end is Bill Nye. Bill Nye is the Apocalypse entity. There's no such thing.
Cristina: So they've been literal this whole time?
Jack: Yeah. There's no such thing. Antichrist. There is just Bill Nye. Bill Nye.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: There. At the beginning, there was God. And the thing that was. And was Bill Nye.
Cristina: He was God.
Jack: And Bill Nye.
Cristina: He looks that old.
Jack: As supernatural taught us, God came to be with the darkness and death existed either before or after. They're so old, they don't know who came first or who came second. Well, the fourth thing there was Bill Nye.
Cristina: The fourth thing. Wait, is there four things?
Jack: The darkness, God, Death, and Bill Nye.
Cristina: Oh, okay. What about the. Nothing. Oh, that was before that. Any of that.
Jack: Anyway, nothing.
Cristina: So it doesn't matter.
Jack: Might be the only thing that's always been. Yeah, because God popped up, darkness popped up, death popped up. But, like, nothing. Might have just been.
Cristina: And so, okay, then Bill popped up.
Jack: No, Bill didn't. I guess, maybe. I don't know. He popped up when God popped up and death popped up and the darkness popped up. So they're all one thing somehow.
Cristina: They're all one thing.
Jack: Yeah. Bill Nye is part of. Oh, my God, the Four Horsemen, or whatever the. We're talking about now.
Cristina: He's the four.
Jack: I mean, I don't even know. Right? Like, the Four Horsemen include death, but not God. But at the end of the day, like, why.
Cristina: I don't. The Four Horsemen aren't really even with their powers.
Jack: What is it? War, Death, Famine and what?
Cristina: Locust.
Jack: Locus. Oh, my God. Doesn't even make sense, bro. They're basically just plagues.
Cristina: Yes, I'm sure bugs kill.
Jack: It makes sense that the whole point of locust is that they kill. Like, I don't get. It's death and death and death and hunger. Yeah, death and death and death and hunger. Like, what the. No. So death and life as opposites to one another makes sense. If God created life, then death takes it away. That makes sense. If God brought light, then there should be darkness. That makes sense.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: If there is something which are all three of them, there should also be nothing that makes sense. Okay, so there's parts here I don't understand. The Four Horsemen. That's some incorrect s***.
Cristina: The correct one is now, I guess, God, his sister.
Jack: God, Darkness. I mean, darkness and Bill Nye.
Cristina: Yes, that sounds right. Those are the Four Horsemen of the.
Jack: Yes. And while death knows when God dies, Bill Nye knows when death ends because the end is nigh.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Yes. This sounds so. Right, Right.
Jack: And somehow this all relates to the fact that this is a, you know, an episode where we're going to recap the year.
Cristina: This is a year we're celebrating that. The year that it hasn't ended. That life has ended.
Jack: Life hasn't ended yet. Bill Nye still hasn't chosen. He's waiting for his moment.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Anyhoo, yeah, this year was pretty epic, monumental, crazy. There was a lot of things that happened here and there, things that took place, things and stuff and things occurred, and here we are now.
Cristina: And, yeah, pretty much all started with our last president. Our last president. The old president. I don't know.
Jack: Year began and we lost the president.
Cristina: No, we didn't. He's still alive. He's got to fight Biden on the White House someday.
Jack: Now, I got a question. Last year is when the president. I mean, I guess it's already next year. So Two years ago, 2020 is when President Trump killed the military guy. That's 2020, right? Like, right off the bat.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: Murdered dude.
Cristina: Yeah. And then this year, he started with. I mean, not this year, 2021. He started off the year with the insurrection thing.
Jack: You know what's funny? Everybody for like, the first two weeks of a year is always like, it's still that old year.
Cristina: Still that old year.
Jack: You know, they're like, always confused. They're like, f***. It's that pre. You know, it's 2021, and you make.
Cristina: The mistake when you're writing.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened in school a lot.
Cristina: Yeah. So annoying.
Jack: But, yeah. So Insurrection dude decided, hey, people, attack. No, he didn't say that. That's ridiculous. People. Okay, don't get me wrong. Trump followers are jackasses.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: They were like, he told us to do it. He didn't tell you to do.
Cristina: But did he want it? Did he want that?
Jack: We don't know what he wanted.
Cristina: We're not kind of asking them to kill Pence. Wasn't he?
Jack: He never said that.
Cristina: What did he say? I don't remember. I remember it sounded like a threat.
Jack: He called him a traitor.
Cristina: Yes. And he said, we're gonna find him. Right, or something.
Jack: Yeah. No, he.
Cristina: He said some threatening things to the vice president.
Jack: He did not say anything threatening. He's so clever that he's like, pence is a traitor and traders must pay and things will be fixed or corrected. And he is part of that problem that we need to correct something along those lines. You know, it's very vague. I am not threatening. I'm saying nothing illegal. Again, people like to pretend Trump is an idiot. They want to ride that train to the end. But he was so smart. You can't convict him for anything.
Cristina: Yes. And there's so many, like, conspiracies that came out of this, of whether he started this or whether the other team. What if the Democrats started this somehow? The antifa. I don't know. Everyone started this. Someone else started this somehow. Russia somehow was involved.
Jack: Yeah, but no 100%. Trump outsmarted everybody. If he wanted this, he did his usual shtick. And he uses words. He's got the best words. He said that.
Cristina: He's got the best words.
Jack: And he does. He does. He says s*** that makes him look stupid, gets him what he wants, and keeps him innocent.
Cristina: And you can't say he asked for it.
Jack: Yeah. It's f****** genius. He does it over and over and over. Nobody learns. He did that with the bill.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That the Democrats got him to sign just because he said he didn't want to. But the Republicans put that on his desk and he did want to sign it, but he wanted the Democrats to make him do it first. Like that.
Cristina: Kind of genius this year, though.
Jack: No, I know. I'm just an example of how consistently he just uses words and gets what he wants. Manipulates everybody around him. He's a genius. So good.
Cristina: But sadly, because of the insurrection, he got kicked out of his favorite platforms.
Jack: And, yeah, now we.
Cristina: Goodbye to Twitter, goodbye to fun. And fun people suck.
Jack: People hate fun. When Trump was around, everything was fun. Politics was fun. It was like a movie.
Cristina: Also around that time, Parlor became a thing, and then after that thing, Parlor disappeared. I think that was also banned with Trump from online.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything kind of went. It wasn't banned. It was just the people who owned it. Servers, I think was Amazon or something.
Cristina: They kicked.
Jack: They were like, you ain't using our service if you're gonna be an insurrectionist or whatever the f*** they think he is. But it's like, we can't arrest him for anything, do anything. If he didn't cite it. He did it in such a clever way that you cannot convict the man. You can't do s*** to him.
Cristina: But what could have the. What could that app have done that or not have done that, right or wrong? Like, why were they kicked off?
Jack: Because that's where it got planned.
Cristina: But was it the app's fault?
Jack: No, but the app welcomes free speech and doesn't correct anybody for saying anything, so people flocked there.
Cristina: It's crazy, because that's like. Facebook was like that all the time. No one. Like, why hasn't Facebook been kicked off of the Internet itself?
Jack: Because Facebook owns its servers.
Cristina: Ah, okay. That's all I'm asking.
Jack: Oh, yeah. Parlor got kicked because they didn't have their own servers. They were on someone else's servers.
Cristina: All right?
Jack: Facebook has its own. Has its own servers. It doesn't need a server to run on. It runs its own servers.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: That's all, though. How do you think it's housing all the data if it was holding it at somebody else's server? Somebody could just decide to block off its access to data, and it wouldn't be able to sell data to other people. Whoever it's running off of can sell the data. The people.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But Facebook couldn't.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: That's very crazy. First few days of the year.
Jack: Yeah. With the insurrection happening and people losing their minds, everybody going crazy.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And then us calling treason or patriots Patriots or treason.
Jack: The argument is that they believe that there was treachery happening in the White House and in the voting, and in return, the Second Amendment says you have a right to bear arms in case of a tyrannical government. So the uprising and the protest, which you have a right to as well. And a freedom of speech, which you have a right to as well. And the freedom to bear arms, which you have right to as well.
Cristina: We can bear arms at the White House, though.
Jack: Technically, we own the White House.
Cristina: But aren't there rules I don't know.
Jack: That we have to agree to? And those people decided not to. And government answers to the people, not the other way around. The people don't answer to the government.
Cristina: The people died, though, that. They. They weren't shot, though.
Jack: They were just, like, trampled and s***.
Cristina: Trampled? Yeah.
Jack: Shot would have been easier, but yeah. So s*** got real.
Cristina: Yes. Whoa.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Because of voter fraud. Maybe. Or maybe not.
Jack: Maybe not. Because people had opinions.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And maybe it was treachery that they were responding to, or maybe they were just being manipulated and responding regardless. The White House was stormed. And then the fun began.
Cristina: What was the fun? That wasn't the fun.
Jack: That wasn't the fun. It was exciting.
Cristina: No, that was the fun.
Jack: But the fun began when the war between the rich and the poor, the haves and have nots, took off through digital mediums as Wall street bets took on Wall street and won.
Cristina: Wall street bets? Oh, that's from Reddit. Okay, I see. Yes, that's what they were called.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. WallStreetBets took on Wall street and won. They totally f***** over a s*** ton of people. The squeeze got squoze for some GameStop for some GameStop and just milked milked m************ that the tables flipped on hella people. Some people had to completely cave and sell all their shares and were other.
Cristina: People just made money.
Jack: So much money. People just became rich overnight. Hundreds of thousands of people.
Cristina: That is so crazy.
Jack: Yep.
Cristina: From some. What were they called? These? Stonks.
Jack: Stonks.
Cristina: That's what they're called.
Jack: Okay, yeah.
Cristina: Oh my gosh.
Jack: Just a bunch of meme stocks.
Cristina: Oh, yes, that's the right word. Meme stocks, stonks. I don't know, whatever. That was amazing. That was pretty amazing.
Jack: It was pretty amazing. Still going on right now.
Cristina: All right. But they're not doing so well now.
Jack: Not. I mean, not doing so well. What do you mean?
Cristina: Like it's not like what it was.
Jack: Oh, no. You made it sound like they're doing bad.
Cristina: I don't know how they're doing now.
Jack: No, doing pretty good, all things considered. Because they can just shift their attention to something new and screw over whatever's overly shorted. But for the most part, yeah, that was a great victory. It was a one of a kind thing where the little guy totally screwed over the big guy and then the big guy cried so much he wanted laws to legislate the fact that they've didn't like what happened even though they've been doing it the whole time for years.
Cristina: That's amazing.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. We made them ask for the. The holes they were abusing to get patched.
Cristina: It's crazy. That's so unfair though. I feel like they should get even more in trouble for that. I don't know. But that's not how it works.
Jack: That's not how it works. Rich people pay the. The. They lobby hard as f***. They pay the people to make the laws.
Cristina: Yeah. And around that time, Biden became president, if that matters.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: And we got that Bernie Mittens meme. I don't know if you remember. It was everywhere. Bernie.
Jack: Oh, yeah. At the inauguration.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Because he was just not happy.
Cristina: Yeah. He looks really cold.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bernie's meme.
Cristina: Yes. It was adorable. That's what I remember of the inauguration. The burning, I guess the president being.
Jack: Half dead on stage.
Cristina: Yes. Zombie for president.
Jack: I'm like, amazed. Didn't go up there and just drop the N word back to back. You are my n*****.
Cristina: You were expecting that from Biden.
Jack: Yeah. Biden goes up and it's like, I was voted in by all my n*****. All n***** are equal to whites. I wish, you know, good old. Good old Bernie doing his thing. Slaves were a bad thing, but they had their benefits. It's like, okay, you're losing me here, bro.
Cristina: Are you saying Biden said that?
Jack: Biden. This is conversations by Biden. We need to fix the economy by sending more blacks to jail. Thank you for voting me in, my n*****.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh.
Jack: Good times. Good times. The. I don't even understand how he won, dude.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: It's like, how is. I don't get it. The problem is people dislike the way Trump behaves more.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Then they like the fact that he's done more for black people.
Cristina: They don't care. They don't care.
Jack: They don't care. They do not care. While Biden is one of the worst things for black people that has ever happened in politics, like, legislation wise, he has been on some of the darkest bills in all of black history. He's signed his name on to it to allow horrible things to happen.
Cristina: Like, he's done that before. Right. That's past stuff that.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: You just pretend that doesn't exist anymore.
Jack: Yeah. 100%. And people are like, well, he's such a good president because he told you that you're just gonna eat that.
Cristina: Yeah. Like when he was comparing poor kids to white kids. Was it?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: What was the. Oh, my God.
Jack: All people have the same opportunities. Poor kids, white kids.
Cristina: Ah, okay. Yeah. That's not racist at all.
Jack: You're either poor or you're white. The bubble he lives in. You're either poor or you're white. But yeah, no, he's totally racist. He is responsible for things similar to the Stop in frisk thing that's solely targeted towards black people. He's also one of the leading causes for why blacks are incarcerated. So much more like so many. Same thing with Kamala Harris. She's also responsible for arresting a lot of that. Yeah, all those laws that arrested hella blacks. But hey, they said they're Democratic, so you got to site with a team regardless of what their background is. And because Trump is a Republican and you don't like his attitude, even if he signs, it's 100% because of that. That helps colored people.
Cristina: Who cares what he's done? No one cares. No one knows anything. They can't name you one thing he's done except for that wall that he couldn't stop talking about. Besides that, no one can name anything that he's done.
Jack: Yeah, because nobody looks up anything. They just whatever CNN told me, and I am a CNN follower, therefore that must be reality. As for the Fox people, same thing. Nobody is in any kind of middle ground where they get information from all sides. People are ridiculous. But yeah. So Bernie became president right after Bernie.
Cristina: No, he didn't become president.
Jack: Bernie. Can you imagine? Bernie became president. No. Biden became president.
Cristina: Yeah. Also spinach. They got spinach to send emails.
Jack: What the h***?
Cristina: Spinach, the vegetable. It could send emails. Now how it uses nanotubes from the leaves to emit signals and they're able to pick it up with infrared cameras and it sends back to the science labs.
Jack: What? That's so unimpactful in all our lives.
Cristina: It's going to help detect explosive materials in the soil. That's what it's for at the moment, but they hope in the future it'll help with climate. To fight climate change. So there you go.
Jack: Right.
Cristina: Not helpful now, but it will be.
Jack: It's useless as of now, at this.
Cristina: Moment, yes, but it will help.
Jack: Fantastic.
Cristina: And now you know that. That's a thing. That's a cool thing. That's a cool thing. One awesome thing. But then, like, then winter came and it was really horrible.
Jack: Well, all this is happening during winter, actually.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. This is all still in winter.
Jack: Yes, this is all still winter. We're balls deep in winter now. And then for the first time, Texas got a hold of a nice little chilly, frosty ice snowstorm that came through and they just. I wasn't ready. Like Kevin Hart. I wasn't ready. Oh, yeah, they weren't.
Cristina: They weren't. That was a crazy storm, though. It was. What was it? 40 states were under winter warning during that weekend or Whatever. When that happened.
Jack: Yeah, well, this happened while still the fires were burning crazy hard in Texas. In California.
Cristina: In California. Oh, my.
Jack: Yeah, because it was like the random wind came through right at that point.
Cristina: Everywhere else.
Jack: Yeah, it was like got hot as f*** suddenly. And then a crazy cold front covered everything. It was through most of the country. Yeah, most of country had that sheet. But ironically, wasn't nowhere anywhere near us. Yeah, it was just covering everywhere in the middle and west.
Cristina: But the storm didn't hit this area, did it? I don't know. I thought that's what you're saying.
Jack: No, I'm saying it didn't.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: I'm saying it started in the middle and went all the way west. Oh, and we are far east. You're the eastest you get in this country. And then came around super straight. The beautiful movement of, I guess, guys creating the line between the he's who are into some variants of gender and the he's who are not into any variance in gender. Super straight being the ones who are into no variance of gender.
Cristina: No variants.
Jack: Yeah, okay.
Cristina: Yeah, because he. The. Well, the original person was. The original person was defending himself because people called him homophobic or transphobic. Transphobic. Because he wouldn't date trans people because he said he's straight and they're like, would you date a trans. I don't know, what's the girl? Boy, whatever.
Jack: Right. Trans person.
Cristina: Trans person. And he said no. And they were calling him homophobic for.
Jack: That, which is f****** ridiculous. You're not homophobic just because you wouldn't date a trans person. People have preferences. Why the f*** can't a f****** straight white guy.
Cristina: Yeah. So he made super straight to feel, I guess, more comfortable and saying like, hey, I'm not transphobic. I just not into that.
Jack: Which resulted in a crap ton of people deciding that they are also super straight.
Cristina: Yes, there's. I wonder how much people are now super straight.
Jack: I mean, I pretty sure a bunch of people were super straight to begin with, but they didn't have the word and now they have the word. So they've always been super straight. It's not that they are super straight now, but it's like before the word lesbian, a chick who liked chicks was still a lesbian.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: She just didn't know she was a lesbian because the word didn't exist. So I'm pretty sure there were a bunch of people who were super straight to begin with.
Cristina: Yeah. And now they have flags and memes and hashtags and stuff.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Think they'll have A parade.
Jack: That'd be hilarious. But here's the thing. A lot of people like to compare super Straight to All Lives Matter, and that is incorrect, because All Lives Matter misses the point, while super Straight does not. Super straight is a actually pretty logical idea. It's a person putting into detail what their preference of a gender is.
Cristina: Yeah, because everyone else pretty much gets to do that.
Jack: Exactly. So this makes perfect sense. Anybody who has a problem with super straight is actually a hypocrite. There are some people who do it mockingly.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Just to cover up their homophobia and their transphobia.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But there are people who are actually super straight, and you don't get to pick and choose who's the one who's being transphobic and who's the one who's not.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And pretending you have the right to do that kind of makes you the bad guy. While with All Lives Matter, it's just a bunch of jackasses who don't realize that nobody said All Lives don't Matter. We're just trying to remind you that within the All Is Included Black, which people seem to forget.
Cristina: Yes. This is a whole different situation.
Jack: It's a whole different situation. People consistently miss the point for Black Lives Matter. All Lives Matter. Well, yes. We're not saying that that's not the case. We're saying that within the all is black included. And you seem to forget that part.
Cristina: Yes. Yes.
Jack: But the super straight. No, that's on point. That's not a flawed idea. That makes perfect sense. It's a sexual identity like the rest of them.
Cristina: Mm. And there are so many.
Jack: There are so many. And there's gonna be more. I mean, there's demons now.
Cristina: That's not the same. Unless you're saying people are gonna have a word for being attracted to people.
Jack: Who identify as demons.
Cristina: Yes. Yes. That's gonna be interesting.
Jack: Perhaps. Then we start getting vaccines for the general public. Finally.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: They start being rolled out. They roll out. They're rolling. Roll out. People get in them.
Cristina: Not really.
Jack: Not really. That immediately created a flat earth division.
Cristina: A flat earth.
Jack: Yeah. Like when f****** people. The same people, but like when we were trying to reconfirm with people that the earth is round, and then the whole f****** flat earth movement happened. So kind of like that, but with vaccines, which it's ironically, the same people who were already supporting flat earth that are now like, no, vaccines are dangerous. Don't get me wrong, these vaccines were tested incredibly fast.
Cristina: Yes. It's not dangerous in how they imagine.
Jack: Because we were using things we have already tested in other vaccines and crap. And that's what allowed it to be faster. We use pre existing information and did advanced testing and did very sped up testing that allowed us to use data from already existing vaccines and the chemicals that we added to the new vaccines to fight Covid. It's like a whole process that allowed us to do it faster.
Cristina: Yes. It's not from the devil.
Jack: All this information does not get told to the masses because scientists are. And all they know how to do is say, well, in our hypothesis it showed that the mitochondria was connected to the jugi mabob. And this is like shut the f*** up and just speak to the retards that don't understand what you're saying, bro. No, they just talk down. It's all right. They get that they don't understand. Just, just make the words simple. Be like vaccine in arm tested real good. Very good. No robots in vaccine healthy. Yes. No vaccine bad. Yes, vaccine good. And then show them pictures that explain it too. Because some people are so dumb they don't get that part. And that's fine. Not everybody's supposed to understand scientific notation. We need science communicators, not scientists. Because scientists cannot stand in front of people and talk. They're too dumb. All they know is what they're working on and they don't know s*** else. They don't know f*** else, dude. And that's a problem. Don't put a f****** quiet shy nerd who only hangs out with other quiet shy nerds that are only their peers in front of a public of mostly under educated individuals. That doesn't make sense. So that's the government's fault? All the anti vaxxers are the government's fault because you're like, well, usually it takes really long, but because of the mehuza and the gizzle and what the f***. I don't understand any of these words. But they said it's been tested shorter than usual. I heard that part. So what they mean is this can't really be tested safe. If you think about it, I didn't get all the other words that were telling me something about one thing or another.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But I know that the vaccine wasn't tested the right amount. It's like, well, they explained how it works, but like they're too dumb to bring it down.
Cristina: Yes. And now they're protesting. Yeah.
Jack: Now we got a bunch of people who are like, my right. It's so scary and dangerous. People getting sick and dying. Don't get me wrong, that did Happen. A lot of people got sick from the vaccine and like, bad sick, bad sick, bad sick. But it's. There's going to be a margin for error.
Cristina: The vaccine itself or like Covid. Like they still caught the vaccine.
Jack: People who didn't have the COVID at all.
Cristina: The vaccine was actually hurting them.
Jack: Yeah, the vaccine killed a couple of people, but the margin for error is there. Somebody's gonna have a bad reaction.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It's so infinitesimally small that out of million billions of people in the world. Billions who've gotten it. We had an outbreak of six dead women. Then it just got. We plugged the hole. Okay. We fixed the problem.
Cristina: Yeah. They stopped, I think for that time.
Jack: Yeah. Worked on it. And then it's gone.
Cristina: Yeah. Like the right thing to do.
Jack: We got 8 billion people and 6 deaths. More people have died of less s*** in more time. In less time. In the same time frame, actually. In that time that we were complaining about. I'm gonna take f****** vaccines for some small village in West Bubba. F***. Got bombed. And more people died instantaneously. As. You didn't even finish your sentence.
Cristina: Like, how many people died from COVID at that time?
Jack: I don't know. I don't know. A lot maybe, Probably. But compared to what? Like a lot as compared to what? You know, like you compared to one thing, you're like, well, I guess it's not really that bad. Compared to another thing. Oh, so terrible.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Like, that's another problem. Media just focuses on brainwashing and s***.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But that slowly led into the racism against the Asians. Asian Americans.
Cristina: Yeah. A lot of videos are not safe for them.
Jack: Which is weird because a lot of the videos I saw were black people beating up on the Asians, which was like, this is. What the f*** aren't you guys just came out from being like totally abused yourselves. You had a whole protest last year about this and now you're doing it to the Asians?
Cristina: Yes, dude.
Jack: I watched an entire video of two black dudes and a black girl beating the f*** out of an Asian old lady. Just cuz this is your fault.
Cristina: That is really sad.
Jack: And dude, like, what is happening? How you gonna be this hypocritical?
Cristina: I don't know. And then telling them. I don't know if they told them, but how many people have told them? Go back to your country.
Jack: Those people should probably though. I was born in the. No, no, we're rejecting you. You just jumped an old lady because she brought Covid. She looks like she hasn't Left this country in years, if ever. Yeah, and you jumped her because she's Asian. Go back to your f****** country. No, no, no. Citizenship rejected. Get the f*** out. Go take a f****** ancestry. We'll take you to random country with dark people, bro. I don't give a f***. We'll just drop you off somewhere. You say you're part of them. I don't give a f***. You ain't f******. No. That's crazy. That's crazy as f***.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: How did we have entire series of protests about black lives matter, and then you just decided, but Asian lives don't.
Cristina: But Asia. That's what we learned.
Jack: That's what we learned. Black people believes that black lives matter, but Asian lives. That. That's not the same. So then the argument of s***, I guess saying all lives matter kind of held weight. Cuz like they quickly toss out the window, Asian people lives matter because you're not Asian, you don't give f***.
Cristina: So should we start an Asian lives matter group?
Jack: Well, that happened.
Cristina: Oh, that did. Okay.
Jack: That was the aftermath of bunch of Asians getting a bit. Well, Asian lives matter.
Cristina: Yeah, they do. Why they do.
Jack: We shouldn't have to emphasize. It should just be all lives. It should be. It should be. The fact that we have to emphasize any specific is the problem. So whites don't like blacks, but blacks don't like Asians. Do Asians have a problem with Hispanics? Asians were at the wall like, yeah, build it. F*** them.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like I don't f****** know at this point, dude. You know what? If you're not Native American, get the f*** out of the country. Let's just start there. All of us. Let's just get the f*** out. Let's just go out. All of us. We don't know where we came from.
Cristina: Done enough to them.
Jack: Yeah, we're just gonna find people who we look kind of sort of like and just go there. Let's just do that. All of us. If you're not Native American, get the f*** out. Just do that.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And that's it. We stop f****** this country up. It's the only way.
Cristina: Yeah, that's the solution. That's a great solution. Why don't we do that? D***, no one wants to do that.
Jack: There's like 50,000 Native Americans. And everybody else is not.
Cristina: Yes. There's too many people.
Jack: Yeah, like my vast majority, everybody else is not Native American.
Cristina: And that would be talking about Canada too, though.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah.
Cristina: We're talking. Not just United States. Got to leave. Canada's got to go too.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. The only people who are fairly where they are are the South Americans because they are a clean breed of whatever, half native and Spaniard.
Cristina: He didn't kill off the natives.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just f***** them all.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Good for them.
Jack: Good for them. F****** everything they see.
Cristina: That's how you do it. Yeah.
Jack: Anyways, eventually New York legalized marijuana.
Cristina: Yay.
Jack: That's a thing. Medical use, primarily.
Cristina: Yeah. Every state is legalizing.
Jack: Yeah. Joyce got it as well.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Wisconsin's had it for a while. Little by little. I think most states now have it legalized. So that went great. When the T. Pain thing.
Cristina: Yes. He.
Jack: He realized that he had that Instagram is flawed with that hidden folder.
Cristina: Yeah. Why is there a hidden folder? I don't know. But he just noticed he was missing.
Jack: What, 200, hundreds, hundred celebrities just wanting to be his friend and he was just not. Not aware.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I don't hang out on Instagram. How would I know?
Cristina: Yeah. And he just realized that. I wonder if he, after realizing that, has contacted all of them.
Jack: Why would he contact all. He just accepted. Celebrities don't just casually talk to each other. They're just people.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: I'm just like, I don't know Brad Pitt, but I'm gonna send him an inbox. Like, what the.
Cristina: What if Brad Pitt was in his inbox? So maybe they'll. I don't know.
Jack: Like, how would that play out?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Like, hey. Hey.
Cristina: Yes. I don't know what they do. I don't know.
Jack: I don't know. Hi. Hi.
Cristina: I guess, I assume they all want to do a project together.
Jack: The f*** would that even look like? Brad Pitt and T. Pain?
Cristina: I don't know. We'll find out when they make a.
Jack: Project together, I guess. And then we had some mass shootings in Atlanta and Boulder. Two weeks apart from each other because that still hasn't gone away. We just have mass shootings once in a while. You know, they. They died down. We don't have them for a while and then they come back. You know, we need a couple of mass shootings every year and school shootings.
Cristina: Population control, I guess. Mass shootings, but all population control.
Jack: We're just trying to reduce the amount of people.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Regardless of where. It's non biased. It's just wherever the f*** there's a shooter in the least. Bias is school and just f******. They go into school, they kill random people. Whoever drew death that day as a straw is just who's the f***. Got it. It's harsh, but Population control. We're talking about resource problems. Okay, then nobody if really believe there's a resource problem, then you shouldn't have a problem with this. This is how the world should work. Right? Because we're letting people overseas die because we have a resource problem we got to worry about. Re. Well, this is the same.
Cristina: This is the same.
Jack: We're not picking who dies now. They're just dying.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So if you believe there's a resource problem, then mass shootings shouldn't bother you because it happens. You rather they live a suffering life as more people get born and consume resources faster and eventually. No, they're doing you a service.
Cristina: I don't want to say that. What? I don't think there's a resource problem though.
Jack: So I guess there is no resource problem. I'm just saying for people who believe there's a resource problem, they should probably be like, well, this is great. Like it's not and there isn't a f****** resource problem. We got s***** distribution of resources. That's different.
Cristina: That's very different.
Jack: A bunch of rich people with most of everything and then everybody else gets shreds. There's not really a resource problem. We just haven't decided to kill and eat all the rich people, which would be a astoundingly easy considering we out there's like 20 of them.
Cristina: Yeah, we could.
Jack: We could easily just eat them. Yeah, we could eat them. Take all of their property by force and they can't stop us.
Cristina: But how much people are protecting those people?
Jack: Those people would join us if we just agreed as people that beyond a certain point, if you're a certain level of rich, we could just eat you.
Cristina: Yes. Okay.
Jack: If you're just a certain level of rich, we could just eat you. That's it.
Cristina: That's it.
Jack: That's it. The problem is people are too scared. Oh, I might go to jail. Yeah, but you'll make the world a better place. But we're all the main character. I can't spend the better world in jail.
Cristina: Okay, so this person isn't going to jail. This is like that. What was that famous movie where everyone gets to kill each other for one night? This is just for the rich people. Yeah.
Jack: Oh, the rich purge. But they got. That's not fair. They got bunks and s***, military vehicles driven by people who they could pay to not participate in the purge.
Cristina: That's true.
Jack: Okay, it has to just be. After you've made this much money, you're a criminal and we get to eat you. And it's like if you've ever wanted to taste human. Well, Bezos is a billionaire. Oh, s***. We still got billionaires. Yeah, we haven't caught Bezos yet. Oh, let's go Bezos hunting.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: Yeah. I mean that make perfect sense when the world decides to work together to stop the problem that we've created of huge capitalistic wedges between classisms.
Cristina: Yes. What a great way to fix it. What?
Jack: Yep. And then India goes up in Covid, then Palestine and Israel explode into a massive battle. And then Australia with a giant mice problem.
Cristina: Yes. There's a bunch of mice biting people in hospitals and schools, in a jail. They had to relocate all the people from the gel to another place because the mice were just attacking everything.
Jack: They had rabies?
Cristina: No, they were just biting the. They. They bit something important from the gel electron, something electrical. And so they had to go to another place.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: And they also were eating all the farm food, which was pretty horrible.
Jack: I can imagine. Yeah. If you have no clean farm food they could eat without catching some sort of disease or some crap.
Cristina: Then a volcano exploded in Congo, Near Congo. It looked really cool. At least the pictures did. All the people evacuated from the main city there.
Jack: I mean, all volcano eruptions look great.
Cristina: Yes, they do.
Jack: But yeah, it's like a unique looking non frequent event.
Cristina: And in Canada, 215 children were found.
Jack: Oh my God. Yes, the f******. The school or some s***, right?
Cristina: Yeah, from Catholic schools. I think it was Native American children. They just found a bunch of dead bodies. There were unmarked graves. They found so many children. So many. And I think that was like the first one they found. And then they found other ones after in other schools or what used to be schools. And then soon after churches were being burned down.
Jack: That's about right. I don't know why we're still dealing with Catholicism. Why we haven't decided that you kind of unanimously responsible for all the horrors that have ever happened.
Cristina: We just keep finding more.
Jack: I mean, wasn't. Wasn't the First Reich also Christian?
Cristina: What was he?
Jack: Christian Nazis.
Cristina: He was Christian though, weren't they? I don't know.
Jack: I mean like, great, whatever, but I'm pretty sure they were Christian and that a lot of that was all stemming from like all of the. Every kind of everything. Evil. Christianity is evil inherently.
Cristina: This was Catholic, which is I guess the worst of the worst.
Jack: It's the worst of all Christian branches, right? Yeah. They're responsible for the most death. They want you to pretend to drink blood and eat flesh. And they like to tell the story of a dude who killed the firstborn? Unless you killed a goat and covered the top of your door with it.
Cristina: And got a guy. Yeah.
Jack: Got a guy to pretend he was gonna kill his son. Just that religion, them.
Cristina: There's so much wrong with them.
Jack: It's a lot wrong with Christian.
Cristina: We just find more things.
Jack: Yeah. Like a bunch of crazy.
Cristina: Cancel it school. Cancel everything else.
Jack: We can't, because they support things like the left and the right and.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: And people are like, no, but God. It's like, you don't give a about no God, bro. Shut the upper.
Cristina: You'd have canceled them so long ago.
Jack: Yeah. Then eventually Covid decided to, like, multiply. Deconstruct from its Mighty Morphin Megazord form into individual parts.
Cristina: Yes. There was the Delta, which we thought.
Jack: Was super scary and dangerous and evil, and then it grew a little more.
Cristina: And became the Delta plus.
Jack: Yes. And we're like, oh, no. Delta Plus. This is the Super Mega one. But then in actual supervillain came in.
Cristina: I don't know how you pronounce it. Omicron.
Jack: Omicron.
Cristina: Omicron.
Jack: Yeah. That showed up. And now we're like, oh, my God. But the Omicron thing, the funniest part is that right now, at this point. So right now. Okay, so it's what, the first. And as of us recording this, technically, on paper, the pandemic is over. It's been over because we have vaccines for the problem at hand, and the amount of deaths have steadily been going down, even if the amount of cases have been going up. We're basically dealing with a flu season equivalent, and people have been shook in panic. And that's why the hospitals fill up, because most of the people in the hospital aren't having, like, tremendously bad reactions. But everybody gets scared, gets tested and runs to the hospital.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But the death rate is continuing to drop.
Cristina: Okay, so we're not in a pandemic.
Jack: We've not dropped the title.
Cristina: The title again.
Jack: We're in this place where the government overreached and they need to scare you back to normal. They need to. The narrative needs to make sense. They can't just say we f***** up and we overdid it.
Cristina: They can't say we saved the day either.
Jack: It wouldn't make sense. People are still too scared. You can't just be like, oh, no, it stopped. Because then people can question, was there ever.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Because it was never as bad as government pretended it was, but they were. They had to be cautious. That's true. They didn't. They. They Overstepped in caution. Because if it did turn out as bad as we were predicting it would be, we'd be all f*****.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But the fear of the government is losing power. So they did the right thing at the beginning by overstepping. But then they were like, oh, but how do we go back on it now? That's the problem. That's how we ended up where we are. Because they didn't want to say, okay, those were security measures. Now we can go back to this kind of life that makes perfect sense.
Cristina: Can you imagine? Do you have an idea of how they're gonna.
Jack: No, it's just gonna slowly trickle back to normality.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It's gonna happen seamlessly. That's the goal. To seamlessly make it normal.
Cristina: It'll be seamlessly normal. And there's less where there's no more coveted variants. Are they gonna.
Jack: Yeah, I don't know why the f*** they're naming all the variants when the flu does this every f****** year.
Cristina: We don't have a name for everything.
Jack: I mean, we do, but we don't talk about it.
Cristina: Yeah, no one knows. Like, it's just the flu.
Jack: Yeah, Like a vaccine scientist knows exactly what the. The name of each strain of the flu there is, but, like, we're not advertising it on TV and, like, screaming.
Cristina: At people, this once here, there's three different variants.
Jack: Just, like, take the f****** flu shot in your. Fine. Yeah, well, no, if you don't like what there are right now at this moment, the flu is deadlier. Again.
Cristina: The flu is deadlier.
Jack: Flu is currently deadlier than the coronavirus. Again, like, that happened in the middle of 2021. Like, it just went backwards to the point that now, again, the flu is the most overpowered thing. It's no longer Covid. Okay, but also, we are not stopping talking about COVID That ball got rolling, and it's just a snow ball and it's a giant hill. Doesn't stop f****** getting bigger. It's annoying.
Cristina: Wow. There's also a fungus version in India.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Remember that?
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was the airborne version in the south.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: And there was the contact version that was over here in the east.
Cristina: Ah, okay. Man, so many. Okay.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. There's a million of these.
Cristina: Gotta catch them all. No, don't do that. That'd be interesting if you caught them all.
Jack: Gotta catch them all. Covid Month.
Cristina: There's gotta be someone out there that accidentally somehow just traveling because I guess they have to because of work, so they're forced to get these not they're forced to, but they just accidentally.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: I don't know, like someone who drives a plane. I don't know who's most in danger. Or ships.
Jack: I mean, doubtfully. After you get it, you probably just stop working in general.
Cristina: Juneteenth becomes an official holiday.
Jack: Yeah, finally, Juneteenth, an official holiday. The day slavery ended has been cemented and is now something we celebrate, which feels probably like should have been since the day slavery ended. But I know why people take their time. So thanks for throwing us a bone, white people. Thanks for throwing us a day.
Cristina: Are we gonna start having fun?
Jack: And the shortest month.
Cristina: A day.
Jack: And the shortest month.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Thanks, white people. We appreciate it. Then space happens. For the first time ever, there is space.
Cristina: I'm pretty sure that was there.
Jack: You sure?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Oh, well, I guess that's been there this whole time. Anyways, Leon Elon Musk used the apparently always there space to get a rover to Mars. That's cool.
Cristina: Hasn't there been rovers to Mars? No, no, I think they've been. There's been one. I don't know.
Jack: Yeah, NASA's. NASA's rover.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: I said Elon, but NASA's rover lands there on Mars.
Cristina: Also, Elon did some space stuff this year.
Jack: Bunch of space. Yeah, there's a bunch of Elon Musk stuff, including neural link and his starlink. And Tesla got better and bigger. And they have a robot, a house robot that's announced.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. Do you know what the house robot thing is called?
Jack: No. House buddy. House buddy.
Cristina: Okay, go look that up.
Jack: Go Google house buddy. Tell me if I got it right.
Cristina: Yeah. Neuron link.
Jack: Neuralink. Yeah. Neuralink is nuts. I'm probably gonna get it. You're probably gonna get it after it's well tested. But, yeah. So then, Then. Then after all of that excitement, we took a weird turn for even more exciting when Biden was like, look, everybody, I'm about to blow your minds. I'm gonna do what every president's been talking about doing. And I don't know why they don't do it, but I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna take every soldier out of Afghanistan and everybody's at once. Wait, don't. No. There's a reason we don't do it. He's like, no, no, no. Y' all's just p******. I am the real deal. I'm here to do what the people tell me to. And the people told me to take all the soldiers out of Afghanistan. But there's a reason the people aren't in charge of s*** because the people are f****** stupid. So he did exactly as the people wanted him to do. The stupid people who don't get how politics and military work. He did just what they wanted. And he took all the soldiers out at the same time, but they wanted it done fast. And he said, I promise, fast.
Cristina: He did it fast.
Jack: And he did it so fast. But there was one stipulation to doing it fast. It would take years to get enough ships and planes out there to then board all of the tanks and artillery and weapons we have. So we were like.
Cristina: We abandoned them.
Jack: Yeah, just. Just you. We can leave them all. They're not gonna use them. We're just gonna leave them all here, and we're all gonna leave. And we did that. And it took a single week for the Taliban to come right out of the holes they were hiding, which we thought they were dead or some s***. But no, they were just so well hidden because they were too scared because of the death grip that Obama put over Afghanistan. And now without that death grip with his homie who was just like, hey, my homie put the death grip. I don't know why he did that. That's so crazy. I'm gonna take that death grip away and everybody who's watching anything.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And now.
Cristina: Yeah, right.
Jack: The Taliban took over all of the. Everything. All the guns and all the bases and all the codes and all those tanks and weapons and all the stuff. And now Afghanistan is a terrorist nation.
Cristina: Yeah, that happened.
Jack: That happened fast. Fast. It just came and went. It was just like, now we just have Afghanistan, the terrorist country. Yeah, like, it went from just normal people to a country run by terrorists.
Cristina: Yeah, man. We live with that.
Jack: That's f*****. Because it's the. That we've been being racist about this whole time, except we made it a reality. Well, like, if you're from Afghanistan. Oh, don't you know the jokes? Don't blow me up. Oh, you're coming on the plane with me. Don't blow me up. Well, like, bro, now, now. If somebody from Afghanistan gets on your plane, s**** on bricks, how the f*** are you just gonna leave all the Taliban people to take all the what?
Cristina: I don't know. That's the.
Jack: They just murdered random Afghanis. He's just like, f*** these people. Like, what? We really just gave the power to the terrorists. We made ISIS 2.0.
Cristina: He was cool with that.
Jack: He was cool with that? Well, the people were cool with that. Yeah, because the people wanted him to do it. And He's a people pleaser and he did what the people wanted.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: He got them out.
Cristina: Yeah, I guess so. Yay. He's hero.
Jack: He did what he said he was gonna do.
Cristina: He did it.
Jack: And they asked him to do it. And he did it. He did it. Nobody, nobody can tell him he didn't do it. He did do it. He did do it. They can't tell him s***.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And becomes a him. Well, you didn't know I did it. You told me to and I did it. I came up here with promises and I'm keeping promises, but they were very.
Cristina: Angry at him afterwards.
Jack: Well, that's their fault. They need to shut the f*** up. Yeah, they asked for something, deal with it. Yeah, you wanted the troops out, we took the troops out. Now you want, you want to problem solve, grab some guns, get on that plane over there and we'll see how it goes. You go over. You wanted them out. The soldiers are gone. They're not going back. They know what's happening over there. You want it out now, you go. You go fix it. You go James Bond that s*** on your own. The f***. That's crazy. And, yeah, then we got hit by some crazy a** storm. Ida. And Ida destroyed Louisiana.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: And then drowned Jersey and New York.
Cristina: And the hurricane and the tornadoes.
Jack: Oh, yeah. Jersey had seven tornadoes in one week.
Cristina: It was all in a week.
Jack: It was in two weeks, I think. But for the first time since like 1910 or some s***.
Cristina: For a while.
Jack: Yeah, for a while where there was one by chance and it wasn't even complete. And I believe it didn't even touch ground. And then we had seven that did. Yeah, nice. Just, you know, no. Climate change. There's no such thing.
Cristina: There's no such thing.
Jack: A state that hasn't had a tornado in over a hundred years. Seven, two weeks. Mmm.
Cristina: America, everything's fine.
Jack: Everything's fine. Yeah. Right now at this moment, we're living that meme with a little dog inside the burning house.
Cristina: Yeah, that's the burning house is hers.
Jack: Yeah. And we're just like, this is fine. That's how it goes. And shortly thereafter, a bunch of people drowned and died and whatnot. Bezos went to space.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. Because that's how we roll some rich dudes based on his buddy or something.
Jack: Yeah. They went out there, it went to colonize space together by themselves. We don't know what b*** stuff they did up there, but they went together.
Cristina: Everyone made fun of their ship because.
Jack: It looked like the p**** that Jeff Bezos wishes He had.
Cristina: Oh, yes, yes.
Jack: And then Squid Game happened and the world got shook by Koreans once again, as they have all the best dramas ever made.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And we don't argue that. We know that there are way more dramas that come from Mexico and Spain. That's an obvious statement. They pump one new out every week. But quality wise, I'm saying Korean is the best. Koreans, they got it.
Cristina: They got it.
Jack: They got it. That's. That's where it at. That's where it's at, bruh.
Cristina: And people who didn't know found out.
Jack: Found out. Yeah. So I've been down that rabbit hole since I was a kid. Early days of my life.
Cristina: Don't say that. You're gonna be a hipper hipster.
Jack: What? I remember watching KBS on cable. Was it channel 23? Yeah, I think it was channel 23. Actually it was on channel 17 for a while and then when they change, we changed. Like companies, you know, they have channels arranged differently. Yeah, then it was on channel 23.
Cristina: You're watching Korean things.
Jack: KBS subtitles.
Cristina: Awesome.
Jack: Great dramas. The best. All romance for whatever reason.
Cristina: And then Metaverse. Yeah, Metaverse was announced and Facebook changed to Meta.
Jack: Yeah, Facebook changed its name to Meta.
Cristina: And then we got some creepy commercials about what that's gonna look like.
Jack: Like we've had Metaverse, except the meta part doesn't exist. We've had universes we hang out in, very detailed. There are video games that are life style games. You could play one game forever and there'd be new content. Consider GTA is a type of Metaverse, but it's not a metaverse reality in that you're putting on a headset. Except I think now it technically is. But what they mean by the metaverse isn't even what we're talking about.
Cristina: No.
Jack: When we're talking about just a casual world, you can exist in what? This version of the Metaverse is essentially some kind of Internet. It's the next stage of the Internet where everybody owns the Internet simultaneously.
Cristina: That's going to be crazy. And it's complicated. I don't think people have. I mean, maybe by now we understand what the metaverse is going to.
Jack: Not entirely. Most people don't.
Cristina: Okay. And another thing about the Internet that's new or new from that year is NFTs.
Jack: Oh, yes. NFTs are all over the place. But Metaverse is run off of the same concept that NFTs are blockchain technology. And blockchain technology decentralizes the entirety of any content on it. Anything you Use blockchain to create is owned by everybody.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And that allows the Internet to stay free, man. It will be impossible to legislate anything around it if everybody owns all of the Internet all of the time. Because people can just decide we don't agree, and then shut down the government's Internet. That's how you do it.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Because the solution here is. Or not the solution, but the outcome is that the metaverse and the unity of a decentralized government in the web will then align the mentalities of anybody using those Internets, thus bringing the world closer together.
Cristina: So this is gonna be a good thing.
Jack: This is a good thing long term. Yes. It's gonna bring the world together. We're gonna be one. Because the governments of the real world might be affecting us, but they need to use the Internet that we all own.
Cristina: Amazing.
Jack: So they, in order to get their message out, need to rely on us agreeing with them.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Giving the power back to the people. That's why the government doesn't like this idea. They're like, we need to halt that.
Cristina: They're not gonna be able to do it.
Jack: Nope. That's the same reason the government was not supporting Bitcoin at the beginning.
Cristina: And they weren't able to stop that either.
Jack: We're never gonna stop that either. We gotta f******. We gotta stop this. Because if it's decentralized, we don't control how the dollar moves. And now who gives a s*** about your dollars? Like a million other currencies out there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Now I can trade with anybody at any moment. Don't have to worry, because f*** your dollar. So, yeah, then Dave Chappelle released a special. People try to cancel him.
Cristina: Yes. There was so many protests for the trans community.
Jack: Yeah. But that's not really a surprise. That usually happens.
Cristina: Yeah. And I think people were fired from Netflix.
Jack: Yeah. People protested thinking they would boycott Netflix. And in return, some mofos got fired. And Netflix proved I could just fire back at you guys. And then what? Which is funny because I like to think of it like, yeah, I've heard the stories of how, you know, my blue haired, overweight, gender confusing individuals protest and get our way because we scare companies. We're gonna do that right now because we don't like the words he's saying, even if they're a joke. And then they went out and they walked out. And then Netflix was like, just don't come back. You're like, wait, what? Huh? What? I thought this would work. And Netflix was like, no, I can just hire somebody who's not gonna b****.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: It's like, oh. Oh, thank you for opening that door, Netflix.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Because now other people like, wait, why were we caving? F****** no money. Why don't we think they had the power? It's like, yeah. Why did you think you give them money, dude? What? Yeah, just let them leave. Give somebody else money. Netflix did it. Netflix did to the cancel culture. Well, Kevin Spacey did to me too. Just like, here's some proof. Enjoy. Netflix did the same thing. It's like, okay, walk out and keep walking.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah, keep walking. That person walking in the opposite direction, that's your replacement.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Netflix on it. Oh, supporting creators. Not angry people who've never created anything and feel like they have the right to destroy everything, when in reality, they're just lesbian white women.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Which is like, you're still abusing your privilege against a black man, aren't you?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Ain't that the irony? They're abusing their white privilege against a black guy. Mmm. We've entered some weird territory.
Cristina: Yes, that. That's weird. Okay. And then. Oh, Astroworld Festival. That was pretty tragic.
Jack: Oh, yeah, that's that festival where people entered a Travis Scott concert and they.
Cristina: Were trampled to death.
Jack: A Juice World concert. Giga Dee Goo.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, but they totally went into that Travis Scott. And then people were trampled and killed because it was so densely packed.
Cristina: They're just squeezed to death.
Jack: Yeah, but those 10 people got to see Juice Wrld again, and that's what matters.
Cristina: That's. I don't know. Ah, that's so horrible. I don't know.
Jack: And then the CDC recommends all 18 and older get a COVID 19 booster, and they change the terms of what fully vaccinated means to three shots, not two.
Cristina: That was four now.
Jack: Oh, it's four. It might be. I don't remember all of the above. And the most important news of the entire year is that Britney Spears has finally regained her freedom, and now she can go blow her brain talk because she hates her life.
Cristina: Yay. Yay. What a year.
Jack: What a year. And now. Now we've just begun this beautiful new year where it's a new year and it's new uses, it's new us, it's new uss.
Cristina: No, because we're rambling now.
Jack: Yeah, we're.
Cristina: Although we were rambling before, but now we're called rambling. Oh, my God.
Jack: Now we're saying the words rambling.
Cristina: Whoa. Beautiful. So new.
Jack: Super new. So, yeah, let us know what you Guys, think about, did we miss anything you guys wanted to mention? Mention it for us. Tell us. Tell us in comments, tell us in reviews, go on social media, email us on Facebook, on Twitter, on this, on that. Tell us all the things. Tell us, if you like, how we're now referring it to. To it as Rambling, because it's always been rambling anyways, and now we're just calling it Rambling and making a division. So there's basically two shows on the feed now. Yeah, that's where we are.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Two shows on the feed. Just me and Kristi here rambling, trying to explain to you guys the truth about everything that exists in the world, the real meaning behind all the things. And then there are conversations with an interesting, usually eccentric guest, but very interesting.
Cristina: Yes, very interesting guest. Yeah.
Jack: So, yeah, if you guys want to listen to episodes about all the things that happened and get our take on moment to moment, all the research we've done, all the missions we went on in 2021, all the discoveries we've been on, all the guests, we've had some very. The year of the most unique guests.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So you can definitely find all of that stuff on the official website, greatthoughts.info on Apple podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.
Cristina: And you can also reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.
Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review.
Cristina: The show and let someone who might like this show know about it.
Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. Tell them, hey, the Just Conversation podcast now officially goes by Rambling in one of their shows. And you should listen to Rambling by the Just Conversation podcast. And they'll be like, oh, I like to hear people ramble.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So, yeah.
Cristina: And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing from personal and thanks for listening. Bye.
Jack: Kind of badass. You thought, had we be doing this this long?
Cristina: Yeah. Really? I don't know. I have no idea. I never had a time schedule thing. Like, I never was thinking how long. I don't know. It's just the thing we were doing at the moment and that was it. I never really thought about the future of the podcast or how long I pictured myself doing the podcast or anything.
Jack: Right.
Cristina: It just happened and it just kept happening and that was it.
Jack: Yeah. Now we're here.
Cristina: And now we're here.
Jack: We're.
Cristina: And I don't know where I'll be next.
Jack: Podcasts in the ranks kind of often don't know who's listening. So attentively. Thank you, anybody Listening. Thank you.
Cristina: Thank you.
Jack: That's awesome.
Cristina: But were you thinking we'd be here?
Jack: I also don't really like, you know, how many things I've started in my life. I just keep doing them forever. I don't really quit anything.
Cristina: You don't have any plans?
Jack: No, I just start things. And I'm the opposite to most people that they're known for starting and stopping something and then starting something new and stopping that, or never finishing something and just starting the next thing and just wandering off. No, I do all the things all at the same time.
Cristina: But you don't at least plan things out, though, because you keep going. I don't know. I feel like someone who does keep going, it's because they have some type of plan.
Jack: I have no plan.
Cristina: You have no plan.
Jack: I. I roll with it.
Cristina: All right.
Jack: As it. As it. As it goes. Things.
Cristina: Is it shocking then, that we've lasted this long?
Jack: No. I've literally never let anything fall.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Only the things that I've made and given to somebody else to manage have fallen apart. Yeah.
Cristina: That's different.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: All right.
Jack: So, yeah, pretty cool.
Cristina: Cool. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts Info, art by Zero Lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.