Rambling: 148 Catholic Adrenochrome
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Why are most of the listeners of the show from England? Why are most people from England Catholic? Why do Catholics love drinking blood? Are priests the primary blood drinkers? IS the blood they have been drinking from the children they spend private time with? The duo takes on some of the darker truths of Catholicism and tries to get to the bottom of how most of the JCP listeners are British. What is discovered in the process is something no one could have imagined!
+Episode Details
Topics Discussed
- Cancer
- Fight Club
- Vampire Jesus
- Broken English
- Time Travel Seamlessness
- Christian Wars
- Catholic Caused Genocide
- Drinking Blood
- Immortality
- Child Blood
- Gods & Adrenochrome
- How to Make a God
- Groundhog Powers
- Subhumans
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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.
Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.
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Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.
Jack: Yes. So be sure to inform somebody of this show at gunpoint if you can, and get them to listen by force. The good old American way. America.
Cristina: Not with guns.
Jack: Why not?
Cristina: Why? Why?
Jack: What if they don't have our largest. Well, actually, the biggest part of our audience is a British, not a Merrickin.
Cristina: You think they don't have guns?
Jack: I'm more concerned about, like, what the f*** is wrong with people listening to this? I was thinking about this the other day. Like, who listens to us?
Cristina: Who listens to us?
Jack: Like, British people.
Cristina: Are you sure?
Jack: Yes. The vast majority of our listeners are.
Cristina: Why?
Jack: It's like, half is British and then like. Like a quarter is eastern American. Like the east coast and then scattered throughout. It's like, what the f*** happened in f****** England?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Why are you listening to us?
Cristina: We're giving them a slice of life of America.
Jack: Yeah. Wow. Are we the example of what American life is to these?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Because it's like. No, it's way more f***** than what we do.
Cristina: We talk about.
Jack: Yeah. Americans don't think this hard. Megas. Don't think America. It's about, you know, I, like, I. I'm not gonna wear a mask because I need a haircut. That's America summed up.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I'm not gonna wear a mask because I need a haircut logic. So I don't know what the f*** happened. They're like the. Now we're a bad example of what being American is. I mean, I guess the no given aspect.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: They're not like, I don't know, they were emotionally repressed.
Cristina: Is that true?
Jack: I mean, it's a joke that they tell themselves about themselves.
Cristina: It's a stereotype.
Jack: It's a stereotype, but one they joke about. About being emotionally repressed, and we help them with that.
Cristina: How? I don't know where. They're therapists.
Jack: We all.
Cristina: We.
Jack: We're not helping them be more emotionally repressed. We're helping them be less emotional.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: They live vicariously through us.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But we're not emotional. We might be feeding the problem.
Cristina: Okay, well, you're helping them by peer pressuring them in the beginning of the.
Jack: Episode to do something violent, social. Something social. Got you. Yes, yes. Go interact. Got you, got you, got. And then I recon reaffirm it at the end of the show.
Cristina: Exactly. So there's something.
Jack: Because, like, if we think about it, Right. We use the fact that when we look at the. The viewer list or whatever, it's the viewer. They're watching us. Cameras are on the walls, man. No, but the. The vast majority of the listeners are in England. Right. And so we think about that, and we're like. We're basically telling a bunch of British people to go do violent acts primarily to get people to come listen to the show. It's a show about getting you to listen to the show. It's become meta.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Every episode, as of late, Maybe the last 15, 20 episodes, are about telling the listener how to get somebody to listen to this show and then kind of describing the circumstance.
Cristina: Yes. We actually go through the adventure of a listener.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Who's trying to convince other people to listen to the show.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. And like, semantically, we get sometimes even metaphysical, just trying the. To elaborate in depth on how to listen to the show.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: It's pretty meta. It's a show about listening to the show.
Cristina: Yes. If you need help with that. I don't know.
Jack: Why.
Cristina: Why would we go that far?
Jack: Because they need to get somebody else to listen to the show. For what? So that we can tell that next person how to get someone else to listen to the show. It's a sort of infinite loop.
Cristina: Yes. Although I guess we're a lot like that. The tape from that horror movie where you have to watch it before. You have to get someone else to watch it before seven days or you die.
Jack: Yeah. Except in this case, you have to get somebody to listen before the cancer kills you. Otherwise your life was in vain.
Cristina: Yep. That's pretty much something, I guess.
Jack: Pretty much. Yeah. You got, like, 10 years. It's fine.
Cristina: Yeah, it's like.
Jack: It's way better than seven days. Hey, man, you got more than seven days. Like, you got cancer. Cancer is not our fault. We're not really sure what's happening there.
Cristina: I think it's from those inexpensive. What is it? Wasn't there a tape thing that you're sending people?
Jack: Oh, my.
Cristina: It was Spy Club.
Jack: You think the vcr.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: With the cassette tape.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That has the show recorded on it, by the way. It's a vcr. And the show is not on camera. So you're just getting like.
Cristina: But it looks like Fight Club where it is Fight Club.
Jack: Well, it's. They get Fight Club every time as well.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: So they get Fight Club, and they get the latest episode of the show, but they only get the VCR the first time.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: After they subscribe.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So I guess the episode is audio recorded over Fight Club, so you're technically getting a Fight Club the movie every time with Fight Club audio.
Cristina: Because I feel like we keep sending them Fight Club. Like, we don't stop sending them.
Jack: No, no, no. They get Fight Club every time. So you're saying that the Fight Club episodes they're getting. I mean, the Fight Club additional Fight Club movies are getting. Are the show recorded over the Fight Club. Fight Club. So it's still Fight Club the movie visuals.
Cristina: Or it might just be like, Fight Club. You first have to watch the whole movie of Fight Club, and then at the credit scene, you get to listen to our podcast.
Jack: There's an hour of credits.
Cristina: Maybe. I don't know how long the credits are. Maybe it's just black. And then you hear our podcast.
Jack: Well, I'm thinking you just listen to the podcast over the visuals of Fight Club. So Fight Club the movie is playing as you're watching. Watching as you're watching, and you're hearing us over it.
Cristina: Whether we can do that on YouTube. Just figure out how to put the fight club movie 1.
Jack: To any of our British listeners who've never seen Fight Club, begin your dystopian future by watching Fight Club.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And then proceed to dub one of our episodes over the audio of Fight Club so that it's Fight Club with your favorite episode of Just Conversation.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And then tell us where we could go watch that, because it'll be great.
Cristina: Well, beside. Well, we are sending them these things, but I'm just wondering if that's where the cancer is coming from.
Jack: They're getting the cancer from the cassette?
Cristina: I think so.
Jack: No, they get the cancer from listening to us.
Cristina: But how? That's the question. Like, what is happening? It's not like 5G or something?
Jack: No, no, no. Or maybe it is because. Because the idea is something about my. And your voice. It's our voices through the microphones coming out of their speaker or whatever causes them to get cancer.
Cristina: But it's our voices.
Jack: It's our voices. Some combination of our. It might be because we're clones, I don't know.
Cristina: But wasn't. Huh? Was it happening when we were alive?
Jack: No, maybe not. No. I don't I doubt it. I think this. I think, according to the lore of just conversation, it happened after the original died.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But not entirely sure, but somebody could let us know.
Cristina: But. Okay, so if that's the case, then we're doing it somehow. It's coming from us.
Jack: Our voices, I'm assuming. Maybe that's my. That's my theory. They're getting the cancer from our voices coming through the speaker.
Cristina: But then Dave is a clone too, right?
Jack: Yes. So he probably. Yeah, yeah. He's passing cancer everywhere. If that's the case.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: He's just giving everybody cancer.
Cristina: Are you gonna let him know that?
Jack: He probably knows.
Cristina: How do you find out. How do you even find out your listeners have cancer? Is that in the data that.
Jack: Yes, exactly. That's exactly how I found out. The same way I found out about.
Cristina: How much listeners are from English.
Jack: Yes. It tells us. For whatever reason, because Facebook, we recently established that Facebook gives us everybody's data all the time. And so I have everybody's medical records, and then I cross reference the medical records with our listener records, and then I get the listeners, and they all have cancer.
Cristina: Crazy.
Jack: Boom.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: You see? Logic. It makes sense. That's how we know. I totally. Yes.
Cristina: We got it through Facebook.
Jack: Through Facebook and Google.
Cristina: Really?
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They work together. It's all the same s***. There's. If we could go high up enough. There's no difference between those two things. There's some other, like, dude telling them what to do. The same guy. Nevertheless, they both respond to the same dude, who's just some guy in, like, a shady robe. Looks like f****** the dark Sith Lord or some s***. You know, dark room surrounded by candles and a bunch of f******.
Cristina: Wearing a mask.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Even though everyone knows who he is.
Jack: Exactly.
Cristina: When you're up there, you're like. You're. You know who he is.
Jack: Yeah. He wears it just because it's cool or whatever. It's edgy. In a freaking, like, chamber somewhere underground or at the top of a crazy tall tower and a floating island or some s*** where there's f******. He's surrounded in this chamber by, like, naked ladies. No, not naked ladies. Adrenochrome. It's a river of, like, adrenochrome around him. Because he's also really f****** old. And I guess he's been running society for, like, most of time or some. Just keeps taking adrenochrome. He's the original. Like, the original virgin sacrifice was to him or whatever the. Well, to whoever the pretended to be Jesus that's that guy.
Cristina: He's that guy.
Jack: He's like, I got religion to take over and I got adrenochrome. Cuz people sacrificed all the way from back then when they didn't know that I was going to pretend to be Jesus. And he gave me a goat. And then he killed his brother cuz his brother had like a ball of lettuce or some s***.
Cristina: Jesus was about sharing his blood, not about taking your blood.
Jack: But that's who. Those are the leaders. Now, like Mark Zuckerfucker has been around an eternity as well. Because he drank Jesus blood and became a vampire, just like Jesus.
Cristina: Okay, wait, he drank vampire blood?
Jack: Jesus is a vampire? He's the first vampire.
Cristina: He's the first vampire.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Something was keeping him alive for very long.
Cristina: Yes. Adrenochrome.
Jack: Probably Adrenochrome. And then there was a tipping point where he became super duper mega awesome.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And now his blood is the strongest, most potent adrenochrome. And he can make other hymns. Not really him, but you know, he can make other people be immortal and s***. By giving them the blood.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then those people, the twelve apostles of which one is whoever the f***, the guy who runs Google and I don't know why that's not like information. We know more offhand, but we all know Zucker F*****.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And Bezos.
Cristina: Maybe his name is as interesting.
Jack: Maybe. Probably. Like if I heard it, I thought.
Cristina: They both have Z's in their names.
Jack: Right? And like the people who run the world in every aspect. Right. So like the Queen is also for British listeners making references they know, you know, we're on the pulse.
Cristina: What's her name? Elizabeth.
Jack: Elizabeth, yeah.
Cristina: Oh, there's a Z. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Okay.
Jack: How many names can we think of with a Z?
Cristina: Not many. Not many.
Jack: Zoe, Elizabeth, Zach.
Cristina: How many of those do you know?
Jack: Xena. No, that's a X.
Cristina: That's an X.
Jack: Why does X like a Z sometimes? And other times it sounds like a. Why is xylophone not with a Z?
Cristina: I know, the rules change. I don't know. It sounds like a Z in front of things. Sounds like X behind things. No.
Jack: Maybe.
Cristina: Maybe.
Jack: I don't know. Why is it a Z at the. Just f****** replace it with a Z. I don't know what happened to English, man. We should all just learn Korean. It's way more straightforward.
Cristina: Because that's just about sound. Yeah.
Jack: So much more so in such an intelligent, well thought out language. Not like f****** English. That just had random s*** picked up from random f****** areas. And then the worst part is it somehow became the most popular language. So all the other languages are slowly f****** up by borrowing words from English and just turning their languages into s*** because our words didn't make sense to begin with.
Cristina: Our words never made sense.
Jack: Nope.
Cristina: Ugh. And then the language we borrowed, French, like, none of that makes sense. That's alien language.
Jack: How are we like, 60% Latin with Germanic characters using primarily, like, out of that, 60% Latin, like, 40% is French. What the f***?
Cristina: I know.
Jack: The h*** is going on?
Cristina: I don't know. These are definitely not pronouncing it the way they would.
Jack: H*** no. We're already making weird sounds. The problem is a bunch of people from England came to the United States, stole a bunch of French words and pronounced it with latent transferred, morphed, and edited American accent. Accent, which is a derivative of British English. And it's like, what?
Cristina: What?
Jack: Like what?
Cristina: Languages? Accents, though.
Jack: Accents for days.
Cristina: There's too many.
Jack: It's all the English fault.
Cristina: It's all the English fault.
Jack: Yeah. They came over here. You. It's the fault of most of our listeners. They came to the US and they were like, I'm gonna say a hard R from now on. It's like, why? And then I'm gonna take a bunch of French words and throw it in the pot. And then when people from the America where we were frying English go back to England, we're gonna steal American words and just stir the pot and just mix it up a little more and it's more confusing.
Cristina: Yes. Why would you do that?
Jack: I don't know. We do what we do to you guys planning? I mean, I guess you are us, but what like, what you do? Why do you do this to the rest of the world? Trying to learn English.
Cristina: We should stop trying to learn English.
Jack: English is based on Latin, right? Well, no, Latin is some Latin, Germanic, whatever. German.
Cristina: Let's go back to Latin.
Jack: Back to Latin.
Cristina: That's too complicated.
Jack: Is it, though?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Everything else came from that. I don't know. That's a deadass language.
Cristina: Exactly. Like, whatever they're saying is Latin now is probably not Latin.
Jack: Like, this isn't even English anymore.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: What was English, and what is now is some other s***.
Cristina: Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yeah.
Jack: We're still calling it English because we haven't, like, thought of a new name.
Cristina: No.
Jack: But it's kind of not English.
Cristina: We can never tell when the changing point is anyway of when does it stop sounding Old.
Jack: Exactly, exactly. It just needs to be a point that somebody has, like a weird revelation and they're like, what the f***? If I play English from then it's different.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: No, we can't call it old Old English. This must be something different. From now on, I must say, it's this.
Cristina: We'll just continue saying it's English and.
Jack: Just rename the past. S***.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Well, that's old English. Well, no, that's old Old English. Well, that's old, Old Old English.
Cristina: We should just stick to. It's all English.
Jack: That doesn't make any sense. Because if you were to grab somebody speaking English from like the 1700s, you'd be like, what the f*** are you saying?
Cristina: That is true.
Jack: But not English. But that was English.
Cristina: That was Exactly. And it didn't just go from that to this. It slowly morphed into this.
Jack: So it naturally shaped. So we need to make.
Cristina: So it's still English.
Jack: I don't know.
Cristina: It's like the baby and an old man.
Jack: Like they're not the same, but they are.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Fair, fair. Like gradually. He wasn't just suddenly an old man.
Cristina: Yeah. It's a weird transformation, man.
Jack: It's weird how everything is gradual, though. Yes, that's strange. The arrow of time is weird because it's not like one panel, then the next, it's like. No, it's seamless.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: There's no this and that. It's just we're going through it gradually.
Cristina: Unless you had a time machine.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: And then you would see.
Jack: No, here's interesting point you'd make, but from your point of view, it's still seamless.
Cristina: It still seems.
Jack: Yes. A time machine couldn't work if you had a cut to black in the middle because you couldn't control where you're going. So it would work like this. Think of the time machine, right? The guy walks into the time machine. If he had a watch inside that time machine and looked at it, it's still moving at normal pace on his wrist. It's outside the time machine that everything is moving rapidly.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Not only that, from inside the time machine, you're just watching it move at rapid pace. It's not, I'm here, I'm there. It's in order or reverse order, but it's still seamless. There's no, well, here's the black part, and now here's where the rest of it continues. That never happens ever at all. There's never experience of nothingness. It never happened. There's no between the panels. So Even with a time machine, it's still now. It's just now back then.
Cristina: It's now back then.
Jack: Yes. It's still his now. He got. He walked. Okay, this is a ten minute event.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: He's walking in. It takes him two minutes to walk from his house to the time machine in his way far backyard. And he gets into the time machine. Two minutes pass by. Now he's in that time machine for, let's say, six minutes. Right? He's in that time machine for six minutes. So he walks the time machine, two minutes go by. He got in the time machine. Now he didn't just reality didn't cut out. Now he hits some buttons within this time, you know, and starts slowly speeding up. And time starts going backwards faster and faster and faster and faster. But he sees it gradually speed up. He can witness the experiences happening in reverse order or whatever. And then as he's getting there, starts slowing down, slowing down, slowing down. And then he turns off the machine. And then he walks out of the machine. And it takes him two minutes to get to his house. A week ago. Right. From his point of view, that is still now, even if, time wise, it was a week ago. He didn't blink back to a week ago. He's still aging forward and perceiving time forward as he's moving backward. So there's no cut in seamlessness to him. He has to traverse space even if time is in reverse.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And there's no cut in space perception.
Cristina: So what is he seeing when he's in the machine?
Jack: He's just seeing the inside of the machine.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Which is still moving at normal pace. Even if he had a watch on his arm and looked at the time, it's moving at normal pace. And when he got out, if he doesn't get out exactly the same minute from a week ago, the clock is gonna be not in sync. Because the clock wasn't moving backwards on his. The watch isn't moving backwards on his wrist.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So it's all seamless. Even his bubble of time, while everything around him is changing, is seamless. As he's looking out and seeing a change, and as he's inside, there's no I have left space.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then things change. But that's also why time travel would be impossible. Because space and time are one thing. It's space time. So you could not exit time to move space.
Cristina: Ah.
Jack: And you could not exit space to move time.
Cristina: What could do something like that?
Jack: Nothing. They're the same thing.
Cristina: You have to be outside of space and time already.
Jack: Yeah. You have to be outside both or you're in both at the same time. Because you can't be out of place without being there at a time. It's impossible. And you can't be at a time without being there at a place.
Cristina: Can't really travel.
Jack: It's impossible. Time travel is impossible minus our time machine.
Cristina: Besides our time machine.
Jack: Besides our time machine. But our time machine does not. Our time machine breaks seamlessness.
Cristina: How?
Jack: Because it's more like a wormhole, I'm assuming.
Cristina: How does the wormhole break anything?
Jack: Because when we get into the time machine, there's no. Everything is moving in reverse. We hit a button and boof, we're there. It just moves us to that space and time. It does not remove us from space.
Cristina: We're still traveling from space and time, though.
Jack: I don't know. That doesn't make sense. Right, because that's complicated. If you think of how space time is affected. Could. It's. It would be impossible in any aspect, right?
Cristina: Yeah. Like if we're gonna go forward, that means. I don't know. I don't know. Because it would be like the time machine. We wouldn't really be moving. We'd be where we are.
Jack: Well, no, he's moving in the time machine. This. The problem with it is that somehow, and this doesn't make any sense, he did manage to stop space, but move time. But in reality that wouldn't work.
Cristina: No, no, no.
Jack: Because if the machine is on Earth moving with Earth's rotation because he got out at the same spot that he got in, then the machine must be affected by time itself because it's moving with the planet. The planet's rotation can affect.
Cristina: If we could have a machine that's also a spaceship, then can it be a space time machine?
Jack: What about the space inside of the machine? You're. You'd have to. You'd have to witness nothing in that time. You have to cut to black because you couldn't physically be anywhere because you left time. And if you're affected by time. Well, if you're affected by space, you're affected by time problem.
Cristina: So you're gonna age. No, but. Yeah. I don't know.
Jack: Although the most practical way would be a spaceship because what doesn't happen in the time machine, which is giant f****** loophole, is the planet is still moving.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It would just not be there. And it's moving so fast. In a galaxy that's moving well in a star system that's moving so fast in A galaxy that's moving so fast.
Cristina: It doesn't matter because. Yeah, you would still age no matter what, though. Like, if you were to travel a hundred years in the future, you'll be 100 years older. Like, there's no separating you from space and time.
Jack: Well, that's what the argument. Right. Like the argument would be, somehow you removed yourself from space and time. But what the f*** does that mean? Yeah, because if you moved space. Well, you move the time of space forward. Where are you?
Cristina: Yes, where are you?
Jack: Where are you?
Cristina: Yeah. I don't know.
Jack: It's weird. You shouldn't be able to see it happening, because that means you're there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And he could. He could see it happening.
Cristina: So that means he's aging. But he's what stops him from aging.
Jack: Yeah, well, he is aging, but he's aging at normal rate.
Cristina: What if he was a vampire?
Jack: No, no, no. He's aging at normal rate. He's in the ship, aging at a normal pace. However long, every second is a second long. In a normal second time span, even if outside the second time is moving faster in the machine, somehow it's not. So he isolated a pocket of time.
Cristina: And space in the machine.
Jack: In the machine. But then where the f*** is a machine? And why didn't you. Like, when the machine stopped, why didn't you immediately suffocate? Because you're not even in the galaxy anymore.
Cristina: Yeah, I don't. Yes.
Jack: If the machine is moving with the planet, and the planet is moving with the star, and the star is moving with the galaxy, and space is stretching all around it, you are so far from the next thing.
Cristina: What if the machine is attached to the Earth, though? Does that not change anything?
Jack: Well, then the machine is in space, which means it's also in time. So you should be aging with it.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jack: Which means you're just moving normal speed because you're feeling. You're just sitting there watching a normal day go by, huh? Because you're part of time space.
Cristina: No, that doesn't work.
Jack: Yeah, it doesn't. I don't know how our time machine works. It does. I don't know.
Cristina: How does.
Jack: I could not tell you how we're breaking the laws of reality. Anyways, that guy who runs everything.
Cristina: Which guy were we talking about?
Jack: The guy who runs Facebook.
Cristina: And above that, right?
Jack: Yeah. He's the dude above all that. He also runs a queen and he's in a chamber filled with adrenochrome. He's also Jesus. Same guy.
Cristina: Okay. Vampire Jesus.
Jack: Vampire Jesus. Which there's an episode about, I'm pretty sure about Vampire Jesus.
Cristina: Okay, so what about vampire Jesus?
Jack: Well, he runs the world. I'm not sure what my point was, but yeah, he runs the world. We know he's the guy above all of it.
Cristina: Where.
Jack: Because the argument was that we got the cancer information from Facebook that is cross referenced with Google somehow and the whatever data, because that's Google is really where we're getting the data of who the listeners are. And then Facebook is where we're getting the data of who has cancer because we get everybody's records because Facebook just readily sells it to us.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And then we cross reference those things and we find out that our listeners have cancer. And then all of that is allowed because the guy above them both who is also the same dude who runs the world and gives the queen her immortality is Jesus the vampire. Because you know, Trina, Chrome and people.
Cristina: Don'T know this, but Jesus has a Z in his name.
Jack: Yes, he does. Yes, he does.
Cristina: One of those S's aren't isn't an.
Jack: S and there's no S's in his name. It's J U B E Z. No, it's J E, B U Z.
Cristina: J E B U Z U Z. Jebus Jeebus.
Jack: Okay, Jeebus Christ. So the text got it wrong.
Cristina: Alright.
Jack: It's a messed up in translation.
Cristina: Does the text even say that? The text doesn't say that.
Jack: What, his name?
Cristina: Yeah, Jesus is mentioned as Jesus. I thought someone told us that his name was Michael or something.
Jack: No, it's Emmanuel. And the guy named Jesus and the guy named Emmanuel are two different people.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: But somehow the guy named Jesus managed to successfully convince everybody who already knew biblically his name was gonna be Emmanuel. He's like, that guy's me. And then everybody was like, oh yeah, right, right, right. Totally.
Cristina: Oh. So the prophecies said Emmanuel would be the next Messiah. Messiah. Yeah.
Jack: And then this Jesus guy came and he said, nah, it's me.
Cristina: Oh. And that worked.
Jack: And that worked.
Cristina: What?
Jack: And he was. Emmanuel was only mentioned once.
Cristina: Okay. So it's very forgettable.
Jack: It's very forgettable. And then this other guy's like, no, I'm that guy. And they're like, oh s***, he's that guy. He said it.
Cristina: Guy was like, hey, but didn't they. Don't we know his name? And that's not his name.
Jack: I don't know how this happened, man. My bet is somehow the people who were conspiring to create Christianity around that time decided if we say it enough.
Cristina: People will believe it.
Jack: Yeah. And if we find all the text that has his name and f****** burn it and just say it's Jesus now.
Cristina: That probably worked.
Jack: It probably worked. We know. Come on. Catholics, Christians, all the versions of Christianity early. But then Catholics got real serious about the massacre and murder and, like, taking lives and burning people and f****** crucifixions and all this crazy s*** that, like, created it in the first place. And then they hypocritically started doing it as well. So. Yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Murdering people.
Jack: Murdering people. The amount of genocide and murder that happened because Catholicism, which is a man.
Cristina: It's weird because that's not even, like, the main religion.
Jack: The main f******, like, a branch of some s***. And it became, like, the most powerful.
Cristina: Part of it because it's the darkest one.
Jack: Yeah, man. I know we've talked about this before, but it's just. It just trips me out that there's a religion that's like, we're gonna pretend to eat flesh and drink blood.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And drink the blood of our, like, Lord.
Cristina: Yeah, that's.
Jack: And we call him our Lord. He's our Lord. And we're gonna pretend to drink that blood because he told us to eat my flesh and drink my blood.
Cristina: That's why we kill for him.
Jack: Yo. And a lot of people have died for him.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Crazy. And I'm like, no, it's perfectly fine.
Cristina: Yeah, we've gone to other countries and saying we're gonna convert them. And those people weren't converted.
Jack: No, they were murdered. And then we settled there, and we're like, yeah, yeah, we converted. We went. Failed to convert them, killed them, inhabited the area in which we murdered and said they were converted because now that land has our religion.
Cristina: Exactly. That's how it works.
Jack: Ah, conversion.
Cristina: Yeah, that's exactly kind way to say we murdered.
Jack: Yeah, it really is. We converted that area. And then you go there and it's like, wow, they're all white. Yeah, all of them. Not one. Like, they went to some random Middle Eastern country. The only Middle Eastern country that's predominantly Christian, and you go to that one. Middle Eastern country, white.
Cristina: What Middle Eastern country is that?
Jack: I don't know. It's a theoretical country.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: And it's just white.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Peace. That happened here, though.
Jack: Yeah. All natives. We were gonna talk them out of Native American spiritualism and teach them Christianity. Meanwhile, they're all white. They're just white. They turned white. If you. If you partake in Catholicism, your skin slow. The more Catholic you are, the Whiter your skin gets.
Cristina: Yes. Like the picture of Jesus.
Jack: Yes. Jesus was black a long time ago, but he got more and more Catholic and slowly got whiter and wider and his hair just got straighter over time.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It's amazing.
Cristina: Yeah. That's all religion does. Or I guess Catholic, Catholics.
Jack: Other parts of Christianity are a little more welcoming, but not Catholics. You almost have to be white.
Cristina: Yeah. That's how. That's the conversion story.
Jack: Yeah, that's how it happens, man.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And it's all thanks to vampire Jesus.
Cristina: Yes. I keep thinking, well, why did we get to vampire Jesus in the first place? I forgot.
Jack: Because Facebook. Because of Facebook and Google.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: Who run by the same guy. And cancer. Yes. Which in theory, he could just cure, I'm assuming. If he's who you say he is.
Cristina: Probably.
Jack: But he can't. No, he's just a vampire.
Cristina: He's just a vampire.
Jack: He can't cure cancer.
Cristina: Well, if adrenochrome makes you smarter, maybe you could.
Jack: Adrenochrome cures cancer?
Cristina: Yeah, it could, man.
Jack: His blood probably cures cancer, doesn't it?
Cristina: Yeah. We need some of his blood.
Jack: Is he who runs Illuminati? Is that our boss?
Cristina: Probably. I don't know. If we end up dead and we get replaced.
Jack: You know what? That's crazy. Yeah. And think about that.
Cristina: But I don't think anyone would notice. I mean, we're clones now. Like, if that happens, we'll be clones. So we wouldn't even know.
Jack: Yeah. That's also weird. But me and Yu's light would be turned out.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like the next clones here. Yeah. The listener wouldn't be able to tell the difference. It's seamless. From one point to the them, at least.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The next episode is by these people. But then again, we were fully aware that we were replacing.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So the next clones would just flat out tell them that.
Cristina: Yeah, I guess.
Jack: Like, hey, we're the replacement. Because it turned out. It turned out vampire Jesus did run the Illuminati.
Cristina: He didn't like what we said. I thought. You're not saying anything bad, so I'm sure he's fine.
Jack: Yeah, we're not saying anything bad. We're saying he could cure cancer.
Cristina: Yes. Like, we're promoting him.
Jack: We're promoting Jesus blood. You should drink more Jesus blood. You should all convert to Catholicism.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Touch all the children and drink Jesus blood.
Cristina: And that's how you live forever.
Jack: That's how you live forever, man. You know what's. Let's be real.
Cristina: That's How? The priests. The priests were trying to live forever.
Jack: Priests were trying to live forever. They were.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: They were.
Jack: But like, these old people who do seem to live forever and are filthy rich and kind of run the world, are always f****** the kids. Yeah, man. Something about f****** kids makes you immortal. I don't know what. I know what part. I don't want to find out.
Cristina: I know.
Jack: But I know that something about f****** a kid makes you immortal. Because everybody who's chasing immortality or has somehow achieved it has f***** a child and drank Jesus blood. They're all Catholic and they all f*** kids. That's the two whammies that equal immortality. The blood part, we get it. Adrenochrome.
Cristina: Yes, adrenochrome.
Jack: But also, somehow f****** a kid adds to your immortality. Or. Or you drink adrenochrome, you don't age more. But if you drink adrenochrome and then f*** a kid, you steal their youth.
Cristina: Oh, yes.
Jack: Or.
Cristina: Or I was thinking that the blood gets you, like, mate, turns you into a predator, so.
Jack: Well, no, this is. Wow. Actually, that could totally be the case. But different. Different take. Maybe. Maybe.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: They're not f****** the kids. Maybe that's the f****** cover story. Because it's better than telling people we're getting the adrenal chrome from the kid's body and that's what gives us the youth.
Cristina: Yeah, that's. Yeah, yeah. I guess that would be worse if we found out they were.
Jack: Yeah, but like, they're drinking children blood, man. I'm just f****** kid, you know, send me to jail.
Cristina: No, but they end up dying if that's the truth too. Like, either way, they're f*** we.
Jack: What priest went to jail? What was his name? Right. So you could say that. And somehow the church is like, no, he was innocent. But if you say I drank. I killed and drank a kid's blood, or I was just slowly, like, siphoning.
Cristina: Blood off of a church's protection.
Jack: Yeah. Because the jer. The church is like, yes, kid f******. Okay, but kid blood drinking, bad, but not. Not really. But society will look further down on kid blood drinking than they would kid f******. So, like, the lesser of two evils. Let's say we're f****** the kids, not drinking the kids blood. And then we'll just deny it anyways.
Cristina: That's so horrible. It's all horrible. I guess that's better. I don't know. It's so, so bad. It's bad.
Jack: Yeah. And it's weird that this is where we landed, because one of the most Catholic countries in the world is England.
Cristina: No way.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Catholic.
Jack: Catholic.
Cristina: Are you positive?
Jack: Yes. England runs on Catholicism.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yep. There is heavy, heavy tradition there.
Cristina: How high? Maybe they know about this. That's why they're listening. They're like, you guys are on to.
Jack: Yeah, we're always hitting the. We're hitting it on the nose and they're like, yeah, s***'s always going on here. I got a kid in my basement right now. I've been siphoning some blood off of him for years.
Cristina: Please don't tell me about it.
Jack: He's like a teenager now. Yeah. Look, go in the comments below, Leave us a five star rating and tell us about the kids you got in your basement siphoning their blood on itunes.
Cristina: Do it on itunes.
Jack: On itunes. Yes.
Cristina: I feel like we. That's the only place we'll remember to check.
Jack: And Spotify.
Cristina: Would we check on Spotify? Can you check the comments on Spotify?
Jack: Dude, I have no idea how Spotify works.
Cristina: Maybe just do it on itunes because I don't know if we'd look on Spotify.
Jack: Who cares? Do it on both.
Cristina: Do it on both. Okay.
Jack: Leave us the same comment on both platforms.
Cristina: Okay, we'll try to look at both.
Jack: Yeah, well, we don't have to see it on both. If they leave it on Apple, we can just assume it's also on Spotify.
Cristina: Okay. Leave it for everyone else and then.
Jack: We'Ll make an episode where we read your comments about the children you have in your basement that you slowly siphon blood out of to be an immortal.
Cristina: Yep. Give us some stars with that too.
Jack: Yes. Five stars if you have a kid in your basement. But if you don't have a kid in your basement, you have to only give us five stars.
Cristina: Yes. And don't say anything.
Jack: Don't say anything. Don't leave a. No, I'll leave a review. Just say good. Good with a thumbs up emoji. Just say good with a thumbs up emoji.
Cristina: Yeah, we don't have children.
Jack: Yeah, well, they can't comment on an episode. I think. I think it's like a general kind of thing.
Cristina: But we would know, though, that they listened to this episode.
Jack: Yeah. Oh, s***. Should we choose an emoji per episode? Kind of like Sean Murray does for every no Man's sky dlc.
Cristina: Yeah. Ok. Thumbs up is this episode.
Jack: Yeah, Thumbs up is.
Cristina: Or the comment that you have children.
Jack: Yeah. Or. Or if you don't want to get caught, because I'm sure, like FBI is watching since f****** Apple doesn't give them their information. They're just watching comments and s***. You imagine some FBI agents job to scroll to comment to see where the pitas are, whatever. Yeah, so like if you don't want to get busted, they don't need to know. You don't have to be specific. Still leave us a five star rate.
Cristina: Say adrenochrome.
Jack: No, with the review. Just put the picture, the emoji of a kid.
Cristina: Oh my gosh.
Jack: Yeah, put a child emoji. Well, no, they're not f****** the kid. They're drinking their blood while trapping.
Cristina: Yes. And if you're not that person, just.
Jack: What was it do thumbs up.
Cristina: Thumbs up.
Jack: Thumbs up means you got no kids that you're siphoning blood off of. Kid emoji means you got a kid somewhere that you're siphoning blood off of for immortality sake.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I mean, look, let's be real. Somebody tells you, somebody tells you you can be immortal, you will never age, but you have to siphon blood off of a kid and drink it at least once a week. I'd rather die.
Cristina: I want to be like a real, like the vampire they show on TV where you can pick the age of your victim so it doesn't have to be a child.
Jack: So you can be like a teenager. Well, no, maybe people just. Maybe the age difference is what? Like you equal out at. Right. So you could pick age based on where you stand. Right. So if you're 30 and you pick like a 10 year old, then you land about 20. Right. But if you're at 30 and you pick a 20 year old, you land at about 25 of how you look and whatever, that's how like old you.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Recover to or whatever.
Cristina: Like what if you're an 80 or.
Jack: 80 year old, you get a 20 year old. Well, you got to hit the middle mark. Yeah. Do 80 minus 20 is 60 and then the middle point between 60 and 20 is 40. So you'd be about 40 if you're 80. That's pretty good.
Cristina: That's why they're sticking to you very young kids though. Because if you're 80 and you pick 10, how old are you?
Jack: Well then you only subtract 10. Oh wait, that doesn't work because you'd be older. Right.
Cristina: Well, okay, I was gonna see you.
Jack: Subtract 10 and then you find the middle point of that. But that doesn't work.
Cristina: No, no, no, no. He's the younger. You pick the younger. I guess.
Jack: Yeah, it should just be the middle point regardless of Subtraction.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So the middle point of. No. Cuz. Yeah. I guess the older the first the kid is, the farther up the equal.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Turns out to be. So. Yeah. The middle point between 10 and 80 would be 40.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Would that be 40? 50, like 45.
Cristina: Okay, maybe.
Jack: Yeah, I guess like 45 or some s*** like that. No, that would be the middle of 90. Right. Because you break, oh, I don't know, whatever, some, whatever. Throw some s*** at the middle. That's where you land.
Cristina: You're half, you're half your age.
Jack: Yeah. So you got to try to get adrenal. You got to try to start siphoning off of a kid pretty young in order to maintain that youngness you don't. Like. If you're 20 and you're feeding off of another 20 year old, you just stay 20.
Cristina: Which is fine because. Wait, what? Because the adrenochrome isn't just for staying young.
Jack: Yeah. It's for immortality.
Cristina: But don't you get powers and stuff?
Jack: Yeah, all that stuff comes along with it.
Cristina: Yeah. Like I want for that you got.
Jack: To keep drinking as a problem. So you need to. After you dry this one out. Yeah. Catch another 20 year old.
Cristina: Oh yeah. Man, being a vampire sucks.
Jack: Being a vampire kind of blows. Yeah. But then man, that's crazy. So there's real vampires.
Cristina: Yeah, but it's work.
Jack: It's. I mean if you're powerful and fast and hyper intelligent. Because the adrenochrome, it's like easy show up in a bus.
Cristina: Most of them are super rich, so they have people go scout. Kidnapping people.
Jack: They probably have like a clone thing of their own. They just clone the same people over and over from the original. Just drink their blood. People who can't afford that are the ones who are out there eating like the poor vampires. I don't have crazy guap laying around. I gotta go siphon blood directly. Break into somebody's house.
Cristina: So those are the ones that are gonna comment on us?
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Unless you think some of those wealthy. I mean people with the coffee.
Jack: Maybe. Maybe there's some like filthy rich.
Cristina: Filthy rich. What is it? Child emoji and they.
Jack: And a dot and like dollar bills or the dollar sign. Kids and. But if it's not a kid, man. But the problem is it's always kids. That's really the problem. Right. It's always kids. Rarely is there like what we found a bunch of grown adults being held hostage in somebody's basement. So I was like a kid went missing like 15 years ago. We found them now as an adult in a f****** basement or some s***. Yeah, they f****** snatching up children.
Cristina: Well, shouldn't. Why?
Jack: Like, because it makes them younger?
Cristina: No. If they're growing up as adults, wouldn't their blood stop being mean? Anything?
Jack: Yeah, that's why they keep adding people over time. They're just like, well, I can't let you go now. You'll bust my operations.
Cristina: Oh, I guess.
Jack: But like, I'm not a bad guy. I just love adrenochrome.
Cristina: Kill them and bury them somewhere.
Jack: No, they're not bad people. They're just adrenochrome lovers. Are you. Are you trying to tell me that a priest has the capacity to be evil? Or maybe he just wants immortality. He's not evil. A priest can't be evil.
Cristina: He's a man of the cloth of immortality. Evil, then.
Jack: No.
Cristina: Why?
Jack: Because God's not real. That's why they're doing this. Religion is entirely fabricated so that we can siphon people for blood. Well, at least Christianity.
Cristina: But the demigods are real.
Jack: Well, the demigods are just people who've had adrenochrome for very long.
Cristina: That's true.
Jack: If we've established before God himself was just a demigod who had the probably adrenochrome of demigods.
Cristina: How did he do it?
Jack: It's less that story, Right. You go and you eat people.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And then you get so strong from people that you're kind of like a God. So then you start eating other gods.
Cristina: Until you run into Jesus.
Jack: Until you run into Jesus, who himself drank the blood of many, many, many, many, many, many gods. Then you drink Jesus blood. His blood is like your blood, but you've never had somebody's blood that's like your blood. You've had other God blood, but you've. You're the super mega God because you've had all the God blood. So now you got the super mega God blood. Mix it, you're super mega God blood, and then you become Jehovah. Now you're super. I don't even need adrenochrome anymore. I'm just everywhere.
Cristina: And then what? Then you die.
Jack: You go ahead and you create a universe with a bunch of people, and you have them. D***, did we crack it? Was that the solution? That was the solution we've been waiting to figure out. Like, how the dots connected on that one.
Cristina: Yes, that's why. But he also did it to make more of him.
Jack: Yeah, so that he can possibly drink the adrenochrome blood of that super omniscient God. That's what Jehovah wants. But it's so hard to get.
Cristina: So he's just looking for more blood.
Jack: He's. We know that he's trying to transcend to whatever the next thing is, but.
Cristina: We didn't know why.
Jack: But we didn't know why it's still about blood. You're human. Get adrenochrome, you become, you know. Superhuman.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Then you have enough superhuman blood, you become demigod. You have enough demigod blood, you become omniscient God. You have enough omniscient God blood, you go to some s*** that we can't even fathom. Yeah, but Jehovah has not been able to. But with it, there's definitely a difference between Jesus and, like, Zeus. And I think Jehovah and Zeus are very similar. We just. Jehovah's way more mysterious and we don't know what it looks like. Yeah, but the idea is the same.
Cristina: He's probably a dude.
Jack: Yeah, just some guy. He likes being shady and hidden and secretive or whatever.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But, like, he's just like. Yeah, he looks like. Exactly. Just turns into earthly s***.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It's like, you're just a guy, bro. What if I lit that bush on actual fire?
Cristina: What if he was an animal in that bush? Like.
Jack: Like a giant gerbil, like in South Park.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like God turned out to be the weirdest creature.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I'm just a turtle or something.
Cristina: Crap. What's that creature that we asked to predict the weather?
Jack: You think he' the groundhog. You think the groundhog is like, Chuck from Supernatural is just some random s*** you wouldn't expect.
Cristina: Yes. That's too weird of a creature to give adrenochrome for that specific thing.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: It's too weird to be like, I'm blood, so you can tell me what the weather is gonna be like.
Jack: I don't think it happened in that order. I think it got a hold of blood by accident.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Then you know, any. Almost anything that takes adrenochrome becomes, like, human. Like, if it's not already.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then it could talk and s***. And it's like, bro, I could somehow. I can't even explain it. I could see the weather and the seasons and the temperature and, like, I get it. I see it all. Like, what? It's like one. You're f****** talking groundhog. But wait, wait, wait. Let's ignore that part about you being a talking groundhog. You can detect the weather. You're saying our crops, man. Yeah, man. Our crops.
Cristina: That means he can predict the future, which means he could be.
Jack: Maybe it's just the weather. Maybe he's not like Johnny over there. He's gonna get hit by a bus tomorrow.
Cristina: But we don't know.
Jack: We don't.
Cristina: We need to speak to him. But we don't know the secret language of the groundhog.
Jack: Well, the groundhog speaks. No, they do have a f******. Yeah, we had a whole thing about that. Yeah.
Cristina: Secret society that communicates with him in his language.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. Cuz all the adrenaline, people. Interesting. Interesting. So then we have a problem.
Cristina: What?
Jack: We got to go catch this f****** groundhog.
Cristina: We gotta, like, just to see if he's.
Jack: Well, now we're elevating because, you know, we. We before we were hunting s***. Of which there is more.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: There's one f****** groundhog that's doing this for whatever reason. We haven't given this to other groundhogs. There might be something about this groundhog that told us we probably shouldn't do this other ground. Maybe it's too op. Maybe it is God. Maybe we're just like, s***, we can't do this again.
Cristina: After he retired, he became the groundhog of this town. That predicts the weather. That's his retirement.
Jack: But Adrenochrome let him there.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah. But like, he was doing stuff before.
Jack: Was he a groundhog, is the question.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Or did he take the form of a groundhog?
Cristina: He was always a groundhog.
Jack: He was just always a groundhog.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Jehovah is the groundhog.
Cristina: Yeah. Because we don't. Because as far as. Oh, no, they do transform. There are creatures that transform. I forgot there's lots of.
Jack: Bunch of s*** that gets shapeshifting.
Cristina: So it is probably Chief's thing. Creature.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. But what the f*** chooses to be groundhog of all things?
Cristina: I don't know. Like, it's the most. It's the least suspicious thing.
Jack: I guess. We gotta catch it. We gotta find out if it's hard to catch and, like, overpower and, like, breaks out of our. Like, we got tech.
Cristina: If it bites us, do we get rabies? Is that type of thing.
Jack: No, I'm sure we just get powers.
Cristina: Or we get power.
Jack: It's like rolling around in radiation or something. Except you're rolling around in, like, celestial blood or you got bit by celestial rabies. That's a shortcut to superpowers.
Cristina: That's awesome.
Jack: It probably won't bite us for that very reason. It's the one that's, like, at all powerful.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: We should try to force it to bite us.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Bam.
Cristina: What if we die, though?
Jack: You know, that's a trick. We luckily. And it always comes back to this, but we got subhumans to try this on. They're going to be obedient no matter what the case might be.
Cristina: Because if that does kill them, at least you know.
Jack: Yes. And if they become super overpowered, then we can make our army of subhumans way better by getting it to bite all of them and just hold this slave. If we can.
Cristina: Why are we doing this? The subhumans are already way stronger than us.
Jack: It's fine. They're never gonna disobey us. They're always on our side.
Cristina: It's gonna be so crazy when they decide to do that.
Jack: Why? Why would they ever decide? We've established that for whatever reason, they will never turn on us.
Cristina: I don't know. It feels like this is going. This is like the. Was it 501st or whatever.
Jack: We're just making them op. As.
Cristina: Yes. And just like they day that they're gonna turn on us at one moment.
Jack: No, no, no, no, no. Because we're the people who have the power to launch order 66. They'd be flipping for us.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Like, these subhumans are just people. Well, not. It's just our whole organization.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: But these subhumans are just people living their lives. It's like Fight Club. We're the people who make your food.
Cristina: But they came from China. I feel like if anyone's gonna flip them, it would be them. And then. Then they would turn on us.
Jack: China. Property of the queen. Queen. Part of the Illuminati.
Cristina: Oh, boom. Then the queen can do it.
Jack: But we also have the power to launch the orders. We're all part of the same corporation. We work together. She's high ranking.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Like, if we're like, we're gonna launch and she's like, no, you're not, then obviously. No, we're not.
Cristina: No, I guess not. Okay, so we'll have some overpowered superhuman super clones. Not clones. But aren't they. They're actual people.
Jack: Yeah. There's subhuman.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I don't know how we landed on subhumans as a name, but they're smarter, stronger, faster, more independent, more purely human. Because they were just born, and then we genetically engineered them to be way stronger and better.
Cristina: Yeah. They were just children that no one wanted.
Jack: Yeah. They're aborted babies that were raised.
Cristina: Oh, they were aborted babies? Yeah.
Jack: Yeah. All the aborted babies that were Raised.
Cristina: So that we could stop people from having abortions.
Jack: Yes, the sub humans were the solution to abortion deaths.
Cristina: Yeah, we solve things, though.
Jack: We solve things. Look, this is. This is important. We came to conclusions and solutions. Resolutions came up with plans. We gotta catch a groundhog. Maybe make the subhumans even better. Maybe make our own gods to take down. We still have to go attack the gods of cat people. We don't know if they did it through adrenochrome, which now starting to sound more like.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah, their magic is probably science.
Jack: Yeah, they're demigods. That's all it is. They're hyper intelligent people who had a bunch of blood and Jesus was probably in cahoots with them. And then whatever Jehovah is probably also. And then drank some of their blood. Boom. Became some op s***.
Cristina: Yeah, so we gotta get all our demigods to fight their demigods.
Jack: F***. You know what? We never thought about it. Makes perfect sense hitting the f****** subhumans with some adrenochrome, see what happens. They're already jacked up.
Cristina: No, because I'll turn them into something else.
Jack: As long as we don't have adrenochrome. That would turn them into something else. Okay, well, I mean, I guess they could turn something else, but it would turn them feral if they didn't have more. Yeah, they should stay sharp and clear.
Cristina: So we got to get them hooked.
Jack: We got to choose half, make sure.
Cristina: That they stay on it.
Jack: Yeah, we got to take half of all the sub humans and let them feed on the other half of the subhumans regularly, but not so regularly they drain them. So the other half, volunteers, gets into some pods to keep them alive, and the lights get shut out. And then they get forever siphoned by the other half. That becomes super smart. They already are, but like super smarter and more strong than they already are and faster and like all the maximized. Yeah, plus whatever powers they get. Yeah, but powers come along with that.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.
Jack: And then we use these demigods we created. Go send them through the pyramids using entanglement, through that technology, straight to where the cat gods are.
Cristina: Yeah, us.
Jack: And then have them capture some of the cat gods, bring them back the same way. And now we got cat gods with us. We can start questioning what the. How old they are, where they've been. What the is happening? What's on the other side? Is it safe for us to go and investigate? Or should the subhumans. They're gonna be like, no, you should not Go over there. You can't survive. Or what? A don't let us know.
Cristina: Yes. That is so much information we need to know.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Crazy. But we figured it out.
Jack: We figured it out. We came to solutions. It's all great. This is a productive meeting we're having.
Cristina: Yes. We've been trying to figure this out forever.
Jack: Yeah, we've been trying the one get over there to figure out what's up with Jehovah.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We solved the Jehovah problem. Now we know how to send somebody all the way to the cat people and solve that problem.
Cristina: Yeah, it's.
Jack: All the pieces are here.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.
Jack: Wow.
Cristina: Yeah. And I knew it had to do with adrenochrome. I just didn't know how.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: My original plan was we would take adrenal chrome and go to space to where the cat people were.
Jack: You totally did.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You thought adrenochrome would somehow do that. But it wasn't going to protect us in space.
Cristina: Exactly. Yeah.
Jack: But we were being dumb because we were thinking us with adrenal.
Cristina: Yes. And we didn't have the pyramids.
Jack: And we did have the pyramid. Yes. Now we don't have to traverse base. We can blink to the other side.
Cristina: Yep. Oh, we did it.
Jack: We did it. We got to the bottom of things.
Cristina: Well, we're gonna get to the bottom of things.
Jack: Well, yeah, we got to the bottom of how we're gonna get to the bottom of.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes. Yes.
Jack: I like that. We got this episode. We got to the bottom of how we're gonna get to the bottom of things.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That's a punchline. Definite. So, yeah, I guess if. If you like this conversation, there's. There's a lot like it you could go find when we're talking about vampire Jesus. There's one. We're talking about Jehovah's adrenochrome. We talk about God a lot. And all the different aspects about cat people. The cat people. There's a bunch of.
Cristina: Started with a time machine.
Jack: It started with a time machine when I went back to kill. Not went back. When I started sending people into a version of me to stop cat people from taking over the world as a human population declined. And then send people in the future so they could repopulate and not let it decline was a very genius solution. Anyways, you can find those. There's an. And a bunch of adrenochrome episodes, of course. So many.
Cristina: And Catholic.
Jack: Oh, yeah. Like religion, Catholicism and all that stuff. You can find all of that stuff. On the official website greatthoughts.info. or on Apple podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get podcasts.
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Jack: Yes.
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Cristina: Yes. And let someone who might like this show know about it.
Jack: Yes. Word of mouth, very important. And this whole episode was just to tell you for the most part that all of our British listeners keep listening and getting more people to listen so that we can get more people to listen. By getting them to listen.
Cristina: Yes. And cancer.
Jack: And cancer. Well, you don't want your life to be meaningless. You heard it. You got cancer. And I get more people to listen so that your life wouldn't mean.
Cristina: Yep. This has been the just conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.
Jack: Bye.
Cristina: Are you sure you didn't mish hear what they were saying?
Jack: I am 100% sure I did not mishear what they were saying.
Cristina: Are you sure?
Jack: Kug nug fug. It is a thing.
Cristina: It's not a thing.
Jack: It is a thing.
Cristina: Kug nug fug it. No. No, it's not. That's a lie.
Jack: I'm thinking context clues, right? It's like God d*** you.
Cristina: How?
Jack: Or D*** it. D*** it. Oh, you f****** idiot. You cugnuck it. It's like the value of X.
Cristina: But how could you even guess that from a.
Jack: It's based on the tone of how they look. Like they were joking around in whatever language they were talking.
Cristina: What did they look like? Bros. A bunch of bros is the bro language.
Jack: No, it's not a bro language. It was just a bunch of bros speaking their native langu, which was a language I've never heard before. But bros aren't smart enough to come up with their own language.
Cristina: So how do you know?
Jack: Because bros are bros. So you can't bro your way to a new language maybe. Nah, it ain't how it works. Are you sure all bros speak English?
Cristina: I don't know, because that's not English. But that's not anything that's nothing.
Jack: Coggin. The f*** it.
Cristina: It's nothing.
Jack: It's a thing. It's the most important word in all of language.
Cristina: You don't even know what it means.
Jack: The meaning of life is behind what kug nug f*** it is. No, you don't know this to say. No, you don't know.
Cristina: You don't know this to say.
Jack: No, I know that. Kug nug fug. It is a word. It's not a word, it's a fact.
Cristina: That's the word you made up a few minutes ago.
Jack: No, I. I am telling you that throughout the course of my entire life, I've heard foreigners say kug nug it casually.
Cristina: I've never heard it.
Jack: I've heard it always. Since the day I was born.
Cristina: You're lying.
Jack: Since I began to hear language, I have heard kugnog.
Cristina: No, you don't remember that.
Jack: Yes, I remember the day I was born and the first thing the doctor said. When he held me, he looked at me. He was like, oh, what a cute little kug nug F*** it.
Cristina: You know what? How do you know that's not your name? I don't know. That's my conclusion. That's your name.
Jack: My name is. My name has been Kug nug f*** it this whole time.
Cristina: Yes, that's fire. Who are those ghouls? Are they your brothers?
Jack: Oh, s***. Do I know these people?
Cristina: Morning. The Just Conversation podcast, hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.