Rambling 170: Becoming Woke
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Why did Will Smith slap Chris Rock? How is it related to Russia invading Ukraine? Are blue haired non-binary leftist overweight screaming XX chromosome individuals to blame for both of these things? And what is the solution to all these problems? The duo explore how Woke Leftism is the only morally correct path, and decide that eradicating all XX chromosome individuals is the only way to make the WMBA great!
+Episode Details:
Topics Discussed:
- Being Woke
- Political Distraction
- The Slap
- Smoke and Mirrors
- Leftism
- Trans Women Superior to Biological
- WMBA
- How to become a Woke Leftist
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+Transcript
Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.
Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.
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Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on the topics we discuss.
Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody. People. You know, humans find. Find people who are kicking and breathing and alive, and you show them the show. You show them. You're like, look, look. Look at the logos. Look at the picture. This is show. You see it? It's a show. Now you. You find it on your phone. You find it on your phone. You hit play. You do it now.
Cristina: What are you showing them?
Jack: Showing them the show.
Cristina: Oh, on your phone.
Jack: I mean, unless you listen on your.
Cristina: Computer, I don't know. Okay, Yeah, I guess.
Jack: Where else would you be? Showing them the show.
Cristina: Yes. You're showing all these humans.
Jack: A human. At least.
Cristina: Human.
Jack: You're showing a person. Somebody. You're showing somebody the show.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And they are to hit play and. Or subscribe.
Cristina: What if it's, like, an animal who believes he's a human? Are they okay to listen if they can.
Jack: If they have a phone.
Cristina: Do they have a phone? Oh, that's important.
Jack: They need to go on their phone. If they don't have a phone, then it is futile. They must have a phone in which they can hit play.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And when they hit play, we get clicks on the algorithms, and the algorithms are like, you guys. Yeah, you. And then they show us to more people, and we spread the cancer.
Cristina: And we spread. Then do we need them to tell other people if the algorithm is gonna just do it?
Jack: Yes, because the algorithm needs to know that people are listening in order to show more people. Because, like, people like it. That's how algorithms work. Like, people like it, so we need to show it to more people because more people will like it. Yeah, but people don't like it. Then the algorithms like, no, this is bad. People don't like it, but people do like it. We're at the top of many charts. People do like it, but we need more people to like it. So the more that like it, the more the algorithm is like, here, person, you might like it.
Cristina: Everyone actually needs to like it.
Jack: They need to click it.
Cristina: They need it quicker.
Jack: Okay, I Never said they gotta love it. I said, you. You good. You listen.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And the algorithm thinks you like it. And then the algorithm shows more people because it thinks more people can like it.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: So whether you like the show or not, tell somebody about it, because somebody.
Cristina: Will like it but still listen to it also.
Jack: Yeah. Listen to it completely. Leave it playing in the background.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And download all the apps and play us on all the apps at the same time. That's impossible because your phone can only run one audio thing at a time. But you can play us once fully per app and it'll show up on our end like a bunch of people.
Cristina: If you have several different devices, you can play us at one time.
Jack: Yeah. If you're one of those people who got like a work phone and a home phone, you could. You could play us on both.
Cristina: What else? Like a computer screen.
Jack: Listen, at this point, you can't. Yeah. Download many browsers.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: From all different browsers. But no. Because if you got two phones, you're still gonna play it from the same app on both phones because that's two different hits. And then you want to download the next app in which you're gonna do that.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: You know, so it's not like you're gonna play here on Google and there on Apple. It's like on both you're gonna play Google and on both you're gonna play Apple. Because we gotta. We gotta game the system, bro.
Cristina: Yes. You gotta stop using all your other apps and start helping us out.
Jack: Yeah. We already at the top of a bunch of s***. Let's take over the world.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: This is what we're gonna do. What's the goal? It's the goal, people. That's what people do, right? I guess what people do, it's about.
Cristina: Taking over, and then we'll sell socks.
Jack: That's the goal, right?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We're gonna. Olga key this s***.
Cristina: Yes. We're gonna. You're go see a short TikTok video of one of us juggling socks with the name, I don't know, clone or something. What would it. Was it say on the sock?
Jack: Sub. Human army.
Cristina: Subhuman army. Okay. That's what's gonna be on the socks.
Jack: Yeah. I don't know how we figure out.
Cristina: How to fit all that on the socks, because that's really long. I don't know. But it's gonna fit somehow.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna have merch that says that at some point we just. We just gotta figure it out, because these websites that are gonna make merch suck.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So we're gonna. We're gonna make the merch, and you guys are gonna go and get us the. You're gonna get the merch from us, and you can.
Cristina: Then you gotta juggle that merch.
Jack: Yeah. It's. It's gonna be mugs, and you gotta buy many and juggle them. And. And if they break you buy more. So you can learn. You gotta learn. You gotta.
Cristina: You gotta send us those videos of you juggling those merch.
Jack: Yes. And you got to post them on all your things.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It's not free advertisement. You're showing your progress. You also gotta buy a shirt that says Subhuman army by the Just Conversation podcast.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And. Or the Rambling podcast. You wear that. And while you're juggling the socks and the mugs that say the Subhuman army by the Rambling or the Just Conversation podcast, it's not free advertisement. You're showing. You're showing your progress in juggling, and people gonna be like, you're the best juggler that has ever juggled. But after they've. You're gonna organically grow your audience with our stuff. With our stuff. And organically.
Cristina: And then you can tell people we're advertising you.
Jack: Yes. It's free. Free advertisement. Think about it. Think about it. Our already existing listeners want to see our stuff juggled.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And so you're. They're gonna find you because they like things with our names on it.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And you're on. We're gonna share audiences, and one day you're gonna be a guest, and we're gonna talk about your juggling and how it's changed your life and how you.
Cristina: Opened, how we inspired you.
Jack: Yes. Huh? Yeah. 100%.
Cristina: To sell your own products.
Jack: No.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: No, no, no. They don't sell products. They juggle, and then they monetize their videos so that there's commercials.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: And you're gonna be sponsored by us. We're not gonna give you money.
Cristina: No.
Jack: We're gonna give you stuff.
Cristina: Oh, stuff.
Jack: Yes. Because eventually you're gonna start buying, but later we're gonna free stuff because you're also getting us. It's mutual. It's mutual growth.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then you're going to be sponsored by us. And then you're going to be a guest consistently to spread your juggling. You can spread your juggling.
Cristina: You don't be on the Guinness World Record of juggling of the.
Jack: No. 100%. Look, this is easy. We're going to. They're Definitely going to be on look in this world record, because they're going to have juggled the most rambling products.
Cristina: Oh, for the longest also. There should be a longest.
Jack: Well, somebody else is going to do that. There's many people. Many people can do this in different things. Like, the most person. The first. The first to juggle the. The rambling podcast product. Okay, that's one. The one to juggle the most is another. The one to juggle the longest is another. The one to juggle at the highest altitude. Oh, the one to juggle closest to the center of the earth, which is dig a big hole and go in.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And so the one to juggle deepest in the ocean. Oh, you gotta juggle inside a submarine. Oh, the one to juggle furthest out.
Cristina: In the ocean or in the sky.
Jack: The first in a plane to juggle.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You see?
Cristina: Or in space.
Jack: Yes. The first person to juggle on their way down from a skydive from the.
Cristina: International Space Station or juggle on the moon or Mars.
Jack: Many, many things.
Cristina: There's gonna be so many ways to go.
Jack: It's great. Look, you guys have a free opportunity to become absurdly famous, and in return, we get the views and the clicks, and the algorithm says yes. It says yes.
Cristina: It says yes.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Everyone wins, man.
Jack: The algorithm is a monster, though, right?
Cristina: I guess. What? Why? What makes it a monster? It's helping everyone.
Jack: Well, here's the problem. Here's a problem. Not specifically the algorithm for podcasts, but just algorithms. It's AI it's controlling our minds. It's making us do stuff.
Cristina: It's making us do stuff.
Jack: Yeah, because we want attention. I mean, we don't f****** want attention.
Cristina: People want tension.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: So they have to follow the algorithm.
Jack: Yeah. They want, like, my name needs to be famous and my face. People need to look at my face. Unless people are, like, out there trying to hunt what we look like. Most people just hear our voice and they're like, well, these cartoon characters look like them. Knowing the end. That's where the f****** dies.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Nobody's like, oh, let me find their f****** thing. I don't have socials, bro. Where the f*** are you going to find me? You know? That's exactly not out here, TikTok. And this is, like, abandoned Facebook from, like, 50 years ago. You know, like, yeah, there's doing s***.
Cristina: We got to take a Twitter or.
Jack: Twitter podcast for the podcast.
Cristina: You follow that?
Jack: Yeah, exactly. Like, f*** social media breath.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We. We ain't the socials kinds.
Cristina: No.
Jack: But there are people who Are hooked and they're like. It's. It's. It's me. Me tube.
Cristina: It's me tube.
Jack: Me tube.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And you got to look at me. If I'm on YouTube, I'm sitting in front of f****** camera. I'm talking, I'm reviewing video games. But you can see me anyways yous f****** see me. You better. You can f****** see me. And I'm on Instagram. I'm a f****** music. You can f***. I don't care if I'm making music. And see me. I'm an artist. Oh, you can f****** see my face.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: My face. I'm beholding the f****** painting.
Cristina: Yeah. One in. So while. One. Once in a while, there's a photo of the art you did.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Most of it is just a selfie of you.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: 190% selfies.
Jack: And in order to get the attention, we got to do all the things it wants us to do. Oh, it's this challenge. Oh, it's that challenge.
Cristina: Or if it's Twitter, it's whatever is a popular hashtag.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. You got to use whatever popular hashtag.
Cristina: Outrage works like that too.
Jack: It'd be outraged. When people are outraged, you gotta make a stand. If you don't make a stand, hey, man, there's a war over here. You what? What's your opinion on it?
Cristina: You have to like what?
Jack: I. I'm not. I'm not into war. I've. I don't know anybody from the war. I don't discuss politics. I don't know anything about. Yeah, we know, but, like, you gotta.
Cristina: Make up an opinion.
Jack: What's your stance?
Cristina: Yes, war is bad.
Jack: Yeah, war is bad.
Cristina: Hashtag war. I don't know.
Jack: I mean, here's the question, right? Here's a question. Some countries got liberated through war. Is war bad? Some. Some countries only exist because war is. We're bad.
Cristina: That's not what TikTok's about.
Jack: Twitter is.
Cristina: Oh, yeah, that's what I meant. That's not what Twitter is about.
Jack: Yeah, it is.
Cristina: Of questioning whether war is good or bad.
Jack: Well, they're gonna say it's bad, but it's.
Cristina: Yeah, like, they're not gonna pay attention to your question.
Jack: Is war bad? Then f*** India. They shouldn't have f****** fought you, you horrible you. You f****** waging war for freedom. You crooked. You crooked evil people. War is horrible. Haven't you heard? Just be slaves. Just be slaves. Why'd you need to war for your independence?
Cristina: I'm pretty sure that was some people's opinions on this probably. I think. I'm pretty sure. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Jack: You're telling me. You telling me that in order to. To abolish slavery, we had a war? What, they should have just stayed slaves, bro? Look, I. I'm not saying I'm pro slavery. I'm saying I'm anti war. And war happened in or. How many people died to free the slaves, bro? We wouldn't have lost them had we not had war. Both the slaves and the people would have still been alive. That's what I'm saying. If war is bad, you know, that's what I'm saying. If war is bad, then. And then we lost unnecessary lives because we'd have both the slaves and the people alive. You know, not to say that the slaves aren't people or anything of the sort, but you get my point, right?
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.
Jack: Like war's bad, then what the f***? Or. Or people should shut the f*** up and stop being ignorant jackasses. Because perhaps war has its uses.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: The f****** wars. Shut the f*** up. The country you're in was built because of war. The rights you're fighting for only exist as a right to fight for in the first place. Because war. Shut the f*** up. Freedom of speech. Somebody f****** waged a war for that.
Cristina: There was a lot of war.
Jack: There was a lot of war. Shut the f*** up. War is bad. War allows you to be here. Without war, we're complacent, Everything sucks. And then we all die of boredom anyways. Everybody starves to death.
Cristina: Yes. Yeah.
Jack: F***. Also, like, yeah, that's a weird argument, right?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Cuz like, when you think about it, like a bunch of crazy s*** is like. I mean, we could have just let the Jews f****** keep going through what they were doing. We could have. Like, dude, did we need to wage war against Hitler? Did American soldiers need to die? Did British soldiers need to die? We could. No, he was. Just let him do what he's doing. More people died because war. We could have just let it happen. And then look like you stop at the Jews, right? It's fine. It's fine. No. No war. We don't. Cuz war is bad.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Or. Shut the f*** up. Unless this. Bomb this guy so we can get this over with.
Cristina: Is that what they did?
Jack: We just shot s***. We sanctioned him, I guess.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Many sanctions. Hitler, we're gonna take your funds away. A million Jews later. We're gonna take more money away if you don't stop. Two million Jews later. All right?
Cristina: With enough sanctions. He killed him.
Jack: He killed Himself. That's what happened. The reality is. Well, we know, actually. The reality is that, you know, the whole Hitler thing happened because Trump sent the letter to the whole problem there. But. But we know that what led to this happening in the. Like, what ended it was the sanctions, of course. Yeah.
Cristina: This one's totally sanctions.
Jack: Somewhere before he killed himself, he came, saw Trump. We know the whole narrative of that.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: To meet him.
Cristina: One version, he killed himself. In our reality, he didn't kill himself. Didn't he?
Jack: He totally did.
Cristina: No, because he time travels and everything. Before he killed himself, he killed himself. Hero. Because he did stop.
Jack: Oh, well, yeah, he stopped the meteor.
Cristina: He stopped the meteor, and then he promised he would stop.
Jack: You're right. He became a good guy. We forgave Hitler. Yeah, you're totally right. So you're saying in universe three, Hitler got. Oh, yeah, yeah. That checks out their news, because they're doing that right now, aren't they? They're sanctioning. They're, like, letting the Ukrainians die. And they keep saying, no, we're gonna stop. Because here's the problem, right? Here's the problem, right?
Cristina: What?
Jack: In universe three, they really are running the sanctions game. Like, there's legit bodies in the street.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And they're like, sanctions, though. Like, dude, like. Like, that's a f*** ton of dead people. You just, like, worried about money right now? Like, yeah, yeah, he's. He should worry about money. We worry about money. Let me get this straight. Because you're rich and all, you worry about money. You're just thinking that the people who are getting slaughtered are also worried about money. You don't think they just want you to come in here and blow some brains out? No, no, no.
Cristina: They can worry about money begging for help.
Jack: Yeah. Their leader is actively, like, hey, maybe some guns help me murder the bad guys. You're like, we just make the bad guys poor.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Because if we go there, then we risk us losing more money, and we just kind of want the poor people to lose more money.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We do. We don't. We don't. Like, like, bro, we're cool with Putin, but he's not cool with the little people. Let's let him, like, just jack the prices up in gas. I already got a gas stockpile. It's fine. I don't pay more. I just sanction him over and over. But if I. If I send people over, they won't. My gas is gonna go there too. I don't like that. The government stockpile of gas.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: We have stockpiles. But we're like any coming in gas is what we're gonna stop. That's the little people's gas. The government stockpile. We're rich. We can just buy that off the government's. Fine. But this, the f****** gas that's getting. No, no, no. We don't give a s*** about that sanction that s***. But if we have to go to war, he's just gonna immediately cut off his supply to us. Which means gas we have to use is the government supply. Which means the rich people don't just have a stash of gas for themselves.
Cristina: They'Re using the government's gas.
Jack: If s*** hits a fan, they can just buy it off the government. It's there and they are already part of the government.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: As opposed to the little people who are not part of the government. They have to buy the incoming gas.
Cristina: Which is why imported gas, which is.
Jack: Why that's okay to sanction and f*** the little people. Let gas prices skyrocket to the moon because we have government gas. F*** em. We don't have to buy that s***.
Cristina: Yes, you see, but if we go.
Jack: To war, well, we're war with Russia. Russia's not gonna give us f******. They're not gonna import s***. Which means our only gas to fuel everything we're waging war with would be our stockpiles.
Cristina: Aren't there other places to get gas? Like, why is it just Russia?
Jack: It's the majority. Oh yeah.
Cristina: We couldn't just wait Like, I don't know, we have time to go to other countries. We don't have time.
Jack: Nope. Takes a while to set up these systems. We can't just be like, yeah, guys, just I know you got gas. And there's a bunch of s*** that has nothing to do with this war happening with Russia. And you guys already have buyers and distributions. But look, we're gonna give you a lot more money. Them.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The people you already got contracts with give us that s***. Like, no, that's not how it works.
Cristina: That sounds like something we do. Probably tried, yes.
Jack: You know, I don't doubt it. Universe 3 politicians are just like, hey, hey, more scent. But they're over here. Did you scare about sanctions, bro? Literal bodies in the streets. Literal.
Cristina: Eventually he'll be like, oh, this is too many sanctions. I give up.
Jack: I'm all, yeah. He's gonna be like, I guess he won.
Cristina: I guess he won.
Jack: It's not even no war, no nothing. I guess he won.
Cristina: Yep. Just give up. Go home.
Jack: Yeah, we're exiting NATO. By the way, just, you know, we don't want to have to wage war as soon as he decides to keep pressing in. So we're.
Cristina: We.
Jack: The sanctions didn't work. We're leaving NATO.
Cristina: Guys, who's leaving NATO?
Jack: The United States. As soon as the sanctions totally fail and the sanction gun is all bulleted out or whatever, the ammo is run dry from the sanction gun in empty a**. Sanction chamber, no bullets in the sink. Sanction clip.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The United States is gonna be like, we lot, we lost the sanction war and they're just gonna quit. So that still when he. Russia's gonna like, side with that. Oh, yeah. The left. Yeah. They're our homies now. I'll keep giving them gas because they left NATO.
Cristina: You think we're leaving NATO or that's really a thing that's happening right now too?
Jack: No, it's not really. As soon as this fails, that's the next move to avoid war. Because the rich politicians in America.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Do not want to use their gas supply. Because the gas man gas the gas man. They don't want to do the thing.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And that's how it goes. This is America. Don't catch you slipping up. And Biden, he ain't gonna be copy slipping up. He like Putin. You could catch me slipping up. Your police, they be tripping up. But I got sanctions whipping up.
Cristina: That's exactly his plan.
Jack: That's exactly his plan.
Cristina: What's his backup plan?
Jack: More sanctions he went behind. He's that. That thing we're f******. That meme of Batman where he's like revealing everybody's identities. He's like Superman, this clerk Kent. And f******. Who the h*** else was it? He revealed the Flash. Yeah. It's like Barry. And then he. He's like Batman takes his mask off. Batman, still Batman. Another Batman mask. And that's exactly what Biden's got going on.
Cristina: So once again runs out of sanctioned bullets.
Jack: Once his section 22 millimeter pistol runs out. He's got a sanctioned assault rifle ready.
Cristina: Oh, snap.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Biden be ready. And the lefties are all on board.
Jack: Man. Look, this is what's weird, right? They don't even think there's a war going on half the time. That universe is so f****** weird, dude.
Cristina: Wait, the government doesn't know the people. Oh, the people.
Jack: Oh, yes, the people don't. They're questioning whether there's even a war going on.
Cristina: Of course. Like, they're questioning whether that slap was real or not.
Jack: Oh, my God.
Cristina: It Was fake.
Jack: Obviously it was faked. Look, the slap is meant to distract us from the fact that we're siding with Russia by not going to war with Russia, but only applying sanctions that can easily be avoided. It's all a conspiracy, man. That slap was to distract us.
Cristina: Yes, I'm sure it covered up so many things.
Jack: Fun fact. Wil wheaton in universe 3 is cool.
Cristina: Will Wheaton?
Jack: Yeah. Apparently he made like a post or some s*** about like you guys are a bunch of sheeple jackasses who are distracted by his slap. Meanwhile, some lady tried to throw over the government. Yeah, that f****** happened, dude. There's people just acted. Okay, first of all, people in universe 3 are retarded, it seems.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: They're just easily distracted by f****** anything that ever happens. On top of the fact that they believe nothing ever. And they side with whatever's the dumbest argument.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So in Universe 3, the slap is distracting people from the war, but not just the war. And the fact that the United States is in cahoots with Russia to some degree, but that some lady who's a politician of some sort tried in the last couple of days to overthrow the government through some legislation.
Cristina: How?
Jack: I don't know, I just read a couple of things about it on our TV that's connected to Universe 3 newses and stuff. People were praising Wil Wheaton over here. He's just a nerd who plays f****** board games over there. No, politician.
Cristina: He's a. No. Okay.
Jack: You don't think Wil Wheaton is the greatest politician of all time?
Cristina: Yes. I hope he's the next president, probably.
Jack: Oof. That's it right there.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yeah, you see that? That's nuts.
Cristina: Yes. Because I haven't heard anyone talk about that.
Jack: Yeah, but now you got to see yourself, Wheaton. Wheaton is cool. In universe one we got lame Tabletop Wheaton, but they got cool a** Wheaton. He's. He's out there calling the stupidity of the masses who are total sheep.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: They just. They just sheeple out, you know.
Cristina: Over here he's gonna run for president though.
Jack: You think he's gonna run for president over here? Tabletop President.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Everybody's gonna play board games forever.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Over there just political s***. F****** universal basic income. And f***** over here just Dungeons and Dragons guys.
Cristina: Star Trek.
Jack: Star Trek. Will Wheaton. So yeah, man, that's f****** crazy. Some lady tried to throw over overthrow the government. People not worried about that. They're just like put the slap. And he's like, but you guys are idiots. What about what about the freedom that allows you to talk about this slap at all.
Cristina: No one cares.
Jack: Didn't give a s***. They can b**** when it's gone, though. When that freedom is gone. Oh, they took it from us. Well, you let them.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You sat back and let them.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Did nothing. Just talked about it.
Cristina: That's exactly what's gonna happen.
Jack: Yeah, but soon as it's gone, you just b**** and. Oh, my God.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: So. How horrible. Let's do something. Too late.
Cristina: Many things have happened like that, huh?
Jack: That's usually how it goes.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. Just horrible things and we're just talking about it. Okay.
Jack: Pretty much. It seems like that is the way of the third.
Cristina: Third?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: What is the first and the second?
Jack: We are the first.
Cristina: Oh, the third. Okay. Okay.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: I wonder what the way of the.
Jack: Second was with the. What?
Cristina: The way of the second.
Jack: The way of the second. Before it all ended.
Cristina: Disappeared. Yes.
Jack: I don't know, man. I don't know. I just know that it's crazy. It's crazy.
Cristina: Is it possible to use the time machine to see what happened in universe two?
Jack: I don't know. There's a f****** tangled mess within time and space going on right now. S*** from the past happening in the future. S*** from the future happening in the past.
Cristina: So you probably shouldn't use a time machine.
Jack: We probably shouldn't touch anything else. We f***** up enough.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: There's a bunch of broken s*** happening.
Cristina: But if we could use it, if we thought it was safe enough, you think we'd be able to see what happened?
Jack: We'd need to cross to that universe as well.
Cristina: That's complicated.
Jack: We need to use the time machine in that universe to see.
Cristina: And there's no universe anymore. I mean, there is. There is no Earth anymore.
Jack: Yeah, there's no Earth.
Cristina: So it is possible.
Jack: Yeah. We just need to figure out how to get in there.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We didn't even know how to get to universe 3 other than a random portal that showed up.
Cristina: That's true. Then there might be a random portal somewhere else.
Jack: Go find it.
Cristina: Go find it.
Jack: Go find it. What's the point of this argument, this discussion? Otherwise, yes, there might be. Go look. You know, comb through the universe.
Cristina: Why would I do it?
Jack: Send an army to comb through the infinitely vast. Yeah, the infinitely vast universe.
Cristina: We have an infinite army.
Jack: We don't.
Cristina: We don't.
Jack: They're not infinite.
Cristina: They're pretty infinite.
Jack: They're totally not. They're just an army of a bunch of Chinese women and clones.
Cristina: No, the clones Are worse.
Jack: It's also not infinite. No, it's just clones of people. Yeah, we can only fit as many people as would fit on Earth. And still we would need resources to maintain them.
Cristina: Holy.
Jack: It's not far from infinite.
Cristina: Okay, yeah. What if I make a robot army?
Jack: Where you can get the resources for the robot army? We still need things to make things and sustain things. We don't have an army of ghosts. Are there infinite ghosts?
Cristina: Maybe. I don't know how.
Jack: And like ghosts don't even. You know exactly how ghosts work. They're f****** echoes. So you can do send something that you can't do s*** with?
Cristina: No, no, I can't. I mean,
Jack: Basically we can't find a portal. It just happens to be. That one landed in front of us.
Cristina: Yes. And the other could be anywhere.
Jack: Could be literally anywhere. No, no, that portal was man made.
Cristina: Oh yes.
Jack: Well, not man made.
Cristina: It was lizard made. But still got lizards. Maybe they can make another one.
Jack: Maybe. Are they going to and where the would it even go to?
Cristina: I don't know. You can ask them to go to specifically.
Jack: What would even be the point of Earth too?
Cristina: Just to see what it was before it got destroyed.
Jack: That's all very pointless amount of resources used just to answer questions.
Cristina: What if they were more advanced than us? What if there's something important to learn from them before we destroyed them?
Jack: They would. We have a bunch of them. They could just tell us.
Cristina: Oh yes.
Jack: They can literally just give us the answer to the question without having to burn through our own resources.
Cristina: That's true. All right. I guess that's better.
Jack: Mega holes in this plan. Hole size holes.
Cristina: Well, I solved it. We can just talk to them.
Jack: Yeah, but that doesn't tell us s***. Doesn't tell us anything about anything.
Cristina: But we'll find out what it's like through them. Don't you want to know at all?
Jack: It doesn't matter.
Cristina: Doesn't matter.
Jack: We got bigger problems than answering irrelevant questions.
Cristina: What if they've communicated with their clouds? Like that would be helpful.
Jack: It's totally useless because we don't have their clouds. Yeah, that's super pointless. Like sweet guys, you talked your clouds now. Cool.
Cristina: I guess, I guess. But what if they solve some of the problems we have right now?
Jack: You mean like extinguishing the humans? It kind of just seems like they're the cat people of that universe.
Cristina: Oh, okay. I guess there is nothing to get from that.
Jack: Well, actually there's the cockroach people of that universe. And we dealt with them kind of Easily. And we fair enough. Dealt with the lizard people kind of easily too. So they're definitely not way more advanced than we are. In fact, other than the portal, it seems they're kind of not really too advanced at all compared to us. Yeah, because we just kind of s*** on the cockroach people, then just stole their whole f****** planet and enslaved a bunch of them.
Cristina: And lizard people just dress up as humans every once in a while.
Jack: Yeah, so it's kind of like. Yeah, there's nothing we could really get from them. If anything, they were pretending to be us to steal s*** from us. Otherwise they had no reason to hide. They would just been plain sight, like we're the Overlords here. Yeah, no, they're just f****** hiding. They were scared.
Cristina: That's true. Okay, you see?
Jack: Yeah, yeah, you see, this all checks out.
Cristina: Where does the lizard people, they come from? Here or there?
Jack: They come from Mars in universe two.
Cristina: Okay. Because I remember they were the ones celebrating the first Thanksgiving where they were slaughtered.
Jack: Yes, but that's a long time. They were more advanced a long time ago. But they seem to have like hit an advancement or. How do I put it? They perhaps never advanced quickly. They always had a slow pace, but they've been around for way longer. Okay, so we humans advance very quickly.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So even if they were way advanced back then, before we had any kind of technology, we had discovered a little bit of technology and immediately just passed them.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Cuz they slowly.
Jack: So they were way advanced, but that took them many, many years. And we just passed them. After, like a little bit of technology, we're like, boom. Technology explosion.
Cristina: Wonder that the cockroach people have technology.
Jack: Yeah, they were in. We had a small space war.
Cristina: Yeah, okay. But they probably weren't that advanced either.
Jack: Maybe they were around. Maybe they. I'm thinking they're exactly like the Reptilians and they were just around way longer, but their progress is way slow.
Cristina: Yeah, but we're number one.
Jack: We're number one.
Cristina: I mean, we're not number one. If you think of the cat people.
Jack: Yeah, the cat people are still a problem. We don't know how to deal with them. That's the true problem. Until Phil is done with his training, until we can get communication with cat people, or until we can find Akashita or any of this s***, we're just kind of doing other s***. Passing the time.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Observing Universe 3 and laughing at their stupid misfortune because they're a bunch of jackass people. Voted a moron in the office and into complaining about them.
Cristina: That happens a lot.
Jack: Sanctioning.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They're weird like that. Universe 3. Very dumb.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So stupid.
Cristina: They miss out on the epicness.
Jack: They also question everything. Just f****** believe something. Anything. I don't care. Believe something. Make it fun.
Cristina: Believe in yourself.
Jack: Believe in yourself. Believe in the power of friendship.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That solves literally all the problems. Over here they just have movies about the possibility. It act. Friendship is the real solution to everything. To everything. It's the strongest force. It's the sixth force.
Cristina: Yes. Friendship.
Jack: Friendship.
Cristina: Friendship. Yes. And that's how we are gonna defeat the Cat people. With the friendship that we've made with the cloud people.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Plus all these other creatures that we've.
Jack: Become friends with and the ones we've enslaved. But what. What are the five forces? It's the weak force, the strong force, electromagnetism, a gravitational force, Also the Force.
Cristina: The Force.
Jack: And now the Friend Force.
Cristina: The Friend Force. What's the Force?
Jack: Star Wars.
Cristina: Star Wars? Yeah. Star Wars.
Jack: Yeah. Weak force, strong force, electromagnetism. Gravity. Gravity. And the Force.
Cristina: The Force.
Jack: And the Friendship Force, too. The six forces of the universe.
Cristina: Can we solve what the Force was too? That exists here too, right?
Jack: Yeah. Everything pulls energy from the Force. When we see something that seems like powers.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So if we're like, it didn't require adrenochrome and it didn't require some sort of other thing and in fact, any. Yeah, it's a force. If it looks impossible. And it's not science, it's the Force. Basically, anything we refer to as magic is the Force.
Cristina: He man forcing his cat into a lion or whatever.
Jack: The Force.
Cristina: The Force.
Jack: Yes. That's the Force.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So I guess there's three things, right? There's the Force, There are literal, scientifically trackable powers, and then there's tricks, illusions, and s*** like that. They're usually confused for magic, but the Force is really magic. And none of the things we call magic are actually magic or the Force. They're just tricks.
Cristina: Yeah. And what was the second thing?
Jack: The second thing is science.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Adrenochrome. And like scientific experiments.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Superhumans.
Cristina: Adrenochrome is like the Force. Well, adrenochrome is, but stronger, maybe.
Jack: No, adrenochrome is science to some degree.
Cristina: Yeah, but it's to make you stronger.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Or something.
Jack: But it's not necessarily the Force. Like, it's not the Force. The Force. People connect to the Force without needing adrenochrome oh, okay. Yeah. The Force is closer to like, using fear. People who use fear to fuel themselves. What the f*** do you mean you're using fear? Something's happening. Like gods use the Force, but it's.
Cristina: Always combined with blood. If you're not looking for. You're always looking for both those things, though. Or one of the two. If you can't get one, you'll go for the other, not the.
Jack: No, because what about the creatures from the shadow realm?
Cristina: A lot of them is one or the other. Or sometimes both.
Jack: No, sometimes I mean the ones who are one and not the other. And it's just fear. Yeah, that literally, by your own description, means it's one, not the other. In which case you don't need blood. There's something happening there in which there is no physical, scientific, trackable anything. There's just something else happening. Yeah, Some creatures just go, boo. And you go, ah. And now they can manifest.
Cristina: Mm
Jack: Yes. See?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: See?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So there's a definite connection there. So there's three different things, man. Science, trickery, and the Force, which is real magic. Example of that we really have is like, he, man.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Gods who haven't murdered. Because Santa Claus doesn't have any f****** blood involved. No, he's a G, bro. That's weird. What is he doing?
Cristina: Friendship.
Jack: But how does it work? If there's no blood, there's no science attached to it. No, he's just way overpowered.
Cristina: It's all about the fear.
Jack: And he's just using fear. He craps on all the gods. They're using weak sauce. He's connected to the forest, bro.
Cristina: Yeah. They want blood, they want animal blood, they want human blood. He just needs some fear.
Jack: Fear, bro. Jehovah of dark was like, give me a goat.
Cristina: Then I'm guessing even the blood may not be really blood either. Then at the end of the day, they could.
Jack: Well, they're just trying to get the fear.
Cristina: Exactly. Yeah. It's just about the fear.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you can't get enough fear. Well, we've established this. If you can't get people scared enough, you got to create tragedies and extract it from the blood because it's concentrated. It's about the fear, not the blood.
Cristina: Okay. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It's so complicated. Yeah, it really is.
Jack: It's so complicated. It's interesting. No.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: This is. This is the reality of it. Meanwhile, the slap, we're over here solving these f****** problems. How do Gods work? Why are they trying to eat Us and kill us. And where are these demons from the shadow realm coming from? Pressing issues. Depressing issues. Meanwhile, Universe 1. Did Chris rock fake getting slapped by Will?
Cristina: No.
Jack: Meanwhile, their government gets overthrown by some wife of some court justice guy's wife who decided the government.
Cristina: It's pretty cool. She's pretty cool. I mean, maybe she's bad. I don't know.
Jack: I mean, that should always happen, right? That's right up there with. We're gonna sign the stop and frisk just as. What the. The Jenner. Bruce. Generous man. They're gonna be angry about that one. That's not her name. What's her name?
Cristina: Ms. Jennifer. Jenny.
Jack: Ms. Snow. Pingus. Something with a J. Ms. No Pingus anymore. Caitlyn.
Cristina: Caitlyn. Okay, please. They all start with a K. Caitlyn Jenner.
Jack: Caitlyn Jenner. That's Kim Kardashian's dad. Mom.
Cristina: Dad. Mom. Not her real mom. Her real dad.
Jack: You know, it's Kim Kardashian's parental figure.
Cristina: Mom. Stepmom. No, step parent.
Jack: Step parent.
Cristina: No, step.
Jack: Okay, yes, he's step parent and we solved everything.
Cristina: There you go.
Jack: This is Kim Kardashian, stepparent.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Yes, it is interesting. And he was a super athlete or something.
Cristina: Yes, an athlete. Runner.
Jack: Oh, s***, really?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And then he's now like the hottest woman on earth or something. He won some s***. He won some s*** like that dude. Or she. I mean, she. Don't. Don't cancel me. No, she won. The hottest woman.
Cristina: Nah.
Jack: This weird man. Oh, God, it's so funny. Come on, dude. All these women, blue haired women, usually, usually overweight and not too educated either. You know, woke. Woke as the woke at east. And they're like, yes, we f******. We're gonna rage and everything's gonna happen and everybody should be mixed gender. And if you're not, if you don't. If you don't suck a lady d*** and if you don't f****** let. Let a chick f*** you. You. You're. You're transphobic. Those. Those chicks.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Now. Now what do you do? All the new women are better than you at everything you got. We don't need you anymore. What are you? Not even a woman. That's a woman. That's a woman. Caitlyn Jenner. That's a woman. You're just some weird blob creature. Unnatural f****** hair. An unnatural size and shape. Caitlyn Jenner. That's a real woman. Oh, femininity dripping. I don't know. But super feminine. She won the Award. Right. And this other lady won what? The best swimmer. And the other lady won the best runner. Let's be real. The best women are all former men. Oh, s***. That tells us what? Men were the best men. Yes, but men are also the best women. Men are just better even at being women.
Cristina: But men are also. I don't know. They don't want to be men anymore. Yeah, the problem.
Jack: No, because that just means we can be good. We can be better than women at being women.
Cristina: It's.
Jack: It look it. Basically, it's like the wnba.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Nobody cares about the wnba. Except now the potential for a bunch of trans women to join the WNBA and make that amazing exists. So the WNBA might be the s*** soon.
Cristina: You think so?
Jack: No. Biological women should be there. That's garbage. But XX chromosome women. Oh, now we're talking. I'll watch that. Why? Because those are gonna be good matches. Oh, it's gonna be great. We just start removing biological women from everything because garbage. And start replacing biological women with chromosome XX women. Oh, because they're real women. Those are real women. You can't say they're not. Which means they're allowed in those sports. And if they're better and more qualified to be in those sports than they should be because they're real women. They are real women and they're better at the sports. And so who we're gonna do, we're gonna be. No, but we got to consider the whack women who suck at it. No, we're gonna take the ones who are great at it. And how do we know they're great? Because when they were men, they were just as great and still better than all the women who were doing the same thing. So they become women. And now you got the quality that you had when you were a man.
Cristina: Then the women, though, could go into the disable of the Olympics.
Jack: Yes, yes. You got it. That's exactly what it is. Because there's no other alternative. Right. They're gonna compete with the handicapped people. And that's how they're gonna win.
Cristina: They're handicapped because they were born women.
Jack: Yes. And you can't. You just can't. You weren't. You didn't have the advantage. And because of that, that's your disability. Exactly. It's f******. You just solve the f****** problem. Makes perfect zones.
Cristina: Now they can compete.
Jack: Now they can compete. It sucks. And look. Happens Y. Unlucky draw.
Cristina: Yep.
Jack: But now you're not allowed to compete. We know that's superior. And entertainment. It's about entertainment, right? It's about quality performance. It's about record breaking.
Cristina: Yes. Yes.
Jack: And we've seen it. We've seen it over and over and running and swimming.
Cristina: I think we solved it. Yes.
Jack: Yeah. It. If we don't, if we don't do this, then we're were failing the trans community.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Like, what else did they become? They, they transitioned so that we would know the true glory of what being a real woman is. Because we've had these fake women this whole time. These fake whack, like we were born this way. That's not good enough. You gotta try harder. You try harder to be a woman. No. You know who tries? It's like, what do they say?
Cristina: If a woman wants to compete with those women, they have to become men and then become women again.
Jack: Yes. That's the only way. You don't know how hard it is to be a man. And until you know how hard it is to be a man, you don't know how hard it is to be a man who became a woman.
Cristina: Yes. Okay. Yes.
Jack: That's what you got to know.
Cristina: That's the goal.
Jack: That's the goal. Because you didn't go through the struggle of being a man and you did not go through the struggle of being a man who became a woman. So you have to first become a man and then become a woman and.
Cristina: Then you can be with the other X, Y.
Jack: Well, no, because they're still fake. They'd be fake men.
Cristina: Well, they'd be fake, fake women.
Jack: That's the problem. They're fake regardless. Because when we, when we compare them to real men and real XX chromosome women, they fall flat in both cases. So there's the garbage, basically. Let's go back to this argument. Holds up, right? Because we couldn't. This is the lefty argument, you know, those are real women. So now let's do the right wing argument. God literally decided that men are better. The end. Conservativism. God chose a p**** to be better. And even if I cut my f****** p**** off, I had it, you f****** didn't. I'm superior, b****.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: You know?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So like objectively, men are better. Even men who are women are better.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And that's a real woman, that man. That's a realist woman. Because that woman who's just been a woman, well, you don't know what it's like to be a man. What's more, what do they say, right? Single moms, you gotta be the mom and the dad.
Jack: Who the f*** knows what that is? More than A trans woman. I've been literally a man at some point and now I'm literally a woman. I don't give a f*** your pretending story of I'm. Oh, by the way, also, also, now that we're on the subject, I know that the left community loves the whole fact that we end up with our kids when the divorce happens and they like to f****** hold the children away from their fathers and stuff. Well, guess what? In this scenario, Mm. If you had a divorce and you ended up with the kids and then the person you divorced became a woman, they're more suited as a woman. They make money and they are a woman. Your children should just be stripped. It's. It's fair. They should be given back to their better mother. I love leftism.
Cristina: S***.
Jack: I've been on the wrong side this whole time. I mean, I'm not to say I'm f****** on the right either because that's retarded. But look, I'm picking aside now I'm leftist. This is fire, bro.
Cristina: But it's the same in the right, except God said so.
Jack: But God is.
Cristina: That's just not fun.
Jack: It's not fun. I love the giant holes on the right. On the left. I mean, the left have so many holes. I love it, dude. Oh, all of this. All so good. Yeah, so good. I want, I want the guy to do that. I want. I will, I'll have him on the show. It's like bro, high five.
Cristina: A guy who divorces his wife and.
Jack: Then becomes a woman and then gets his kid back that way.
Cristina: Okay. Also, what if that happens? What if that's already happened?
Jack: S***, that's probably already happened, doesn't it?
Cristina: Maybe. What?
Jack: Cuz what judge is gonna be like, no, you can cancel judge. Mm, you better give it to that tranny. D***. Is that a. Here's the problem. I call, I call my trans friends tranny. They find it funny. Actually even strange trans people because they know I'm joking. Meanwhile, blue haired fat chicks f****** hate it. Dude.
Cristina: Why are you calling them trannies?
Jack: I don't. I find it funny, but so do them because they know I'm not trying to insult them. Meanwhile, the people who are like, that's offensive. It's like, tell them stop choosing what the f*** they think.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Stop choosing what they think. If they tell me it's not funny, then it's not funny. If you tell me it's not funny, it's funnier because you're f****** idiot. Who has nothing to do with anything.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You know? Yeah, love It.
Cristina: Oh, so that's what you're going to do now.
Jack: So I'm gonna do. I'm be. I'm gonna be leftist.
Cristina: You're gonna be extreme.
Jack: I'll be extreme left. I can't. D***, I can't say tranny anymore. Then I say they.
Cristina: They no.
Jack: They no. Well, because she's a she. She's. She. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: You gotta say that she is better than.
Jack: Than you. Than. You fake she. That's real she. You fake she. Well, here's the thing, right? You'll be born with a lot of skill as a. Like you just tap. I mean, talent. You're just born talented playing instruments. And then there's that kid who never had talent, but he stayed there and he was grinding day after day after day after day. Age 30. It doesn't matter how much talent you had. You just tried to coast on talent that could develop skill. Let's go. That's what's happening here. You could have the talent of being born a woman or you could f****** practice and practice and practice.
Cristina: Now you're a better woman, and that's what's happening. Oh, okay.
Jack: That's exactly how it goes. It's like language. What do they say? Native language speakers don't know s*** about their own language. They know how to speak it. A bunch of them don't even know how the rules work. Really?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But the foreign people who studied it to a granular level to understand the intricate details from within the language know way more. How words work, how they associate with each other. What rule decides what thing they know. That off the top of their head. Go ahead and ask a native speaker if they f****** know. They have no f****** clue. That's because the person who just has it as a talent. You're garbage. You already think you got it down, but the person who develops a skill will s*** on you. That's why all the women who are formerly men are better women than all the men. That is an objective fact.
Cristina: Are better women than all the women.
Jack: Better women than all men? Yeah. So all the women who were formerly men are better women than all the women.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That were born women.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: If you were born a woman, you suck at being a woman because you think you got it in the bag. The only thing we're missing is the ability to allow these new women to have. To menstruate and to have children. But we're not far off.
Cristina: We can do a lot with science.
Jack: With science, we can do a lot. And eventually biological women are gonna be A thing of the past. I can't wait.
Cristina: It's only gonna be men and men who become women.
Jack: Yes. And to be fair. To be fair, we'll divide the country in two, okay? And let anybody who already disagreed with men becoming women, we'll leave them out of the equation. And we're only gonna exclude from the necessity bracket the women who decided to support men becoming women because you agreed to this specifically ahead of time. Now you're obsolete. You're just people. Not gonna kill you or anything. You're just people in society. But why would anybody bang you if they can bang this better woman? Yeah. They're like ultra mega woman. If Bruce Jenner can give birth, who the f*** needs a Kim Kardashian?
Cristina: You know, what about all those men who prefer women who are blurring women?
Jack: That's. That's tr. Transphobia. Oh, see, I'm already learning. I'm learning. I'm learning the ways that's transphobia. The transphobic.
Cristina: Ah.
Jack: You're not allowed to have your own sexual preference if it excludes women who be who are formerly men. That's wrong.
Cristina: So men and women cannot date each other unless it's a man dating a trans woman.
Jack: Yes. It's basically all that's allowed. CIS relationships are transphobic.
Cristina: CIS relationships. Oh, okay.
Jack: Yes, CIS relationships are transphobic. If you aren't somehow queer or somehow trans, you're racist. Okay, the end, the end, the end. There's no argument here.
Cristina: All right? So women can still date.
Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, right? That's weird, right? That's a huge hole. Not if you're not. If you got blue hair. Blue haired women can't date.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: And if your name is Karen, you can't date.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: And if we've dubbed you Karen, you're also not allowed to date.
Cristina: What? Just being dubbed Karen.
Jack: Dubbed Karen, born Karen or blue hair, you cannot date.
Cristina: All right?
Jack: Because there's better women, usually. That we're men.
Cristina: Yes. And those are the ones that can date.
Jack: Yes. So we're gonna replace all the blue haired Karen y Women.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: With all the trans women.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Because they're better. Objectively hotter. Right. Even. That's the weirdest part. Right. Even if you don't like the idea. Like, on a serious note, no more joking. Even if you don't like trans women, you put a photo of a trans woman.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Next to one of these, like, severely morbidly obese blue haired women. Like, which v***** do you want more? The fake hole. Yeah, the fake hole. Or the real hole that looks like it ate somebody. You know, like you can f*** the former, dude. Okay, that's so objectively even attractive. Scale wise trans women are hotter. Well then these blue haired overweight chicks. Because trans women are trying to be in shape, trying to look good. On the flip side, these blue haired chicks aren't even like defining themselves as women anymore. Right. Because they're fluid or like non binary. That's what they are. Most of them are non binary.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Because fluid seems to be more of a thing that guys choose. No, because we know who you are. We still know. We know, we know who you are.
Cristina: All right.
Jack: Basically, if you were born XX chromosome. Garbage. Garbage. I mean xy. My bad. If you're born XY chromosome, you're garbage.
Cristina: All right.
Jack: If you're a female who's X X chromosome, you could do whatever you want. We allow it. If you're a male, you have to date X chromosome. You can only date another male. Or it doesn't matter if they identify as male or not. You're only allowed to. Man. We're gonna just stop reproduction in general, aren't we?
Cristina: No, because these women are gonna, we're gonna have the science to get these women pregnant.
Jack: Yes. Oh yes. Reproduction will ha. It'll stop for a while.
Cristina: Yeah. But it will restart when we figure out the science.
Jack: And we're just not gonna bang these gender non binary blue haired, overweight people.
Cristina: And eventually we have the science to just pregnant men. Because men are the better species so they should have the children too.
Jack: Yes. What's basically going to happen is we're going to, using a CRISPR and these just genetic modification tools, we're going to figure out how to give XX chromosome individuals a uterus that functions. And we're going to give them two holes. They're gonna be the P. The p**** and the v***** are both gonna be on the same XX chrome. We're just gonna phase out XY chromosomes.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Just phase that s*** out. That's garbage. Garbage since the beginning of time. Like even biblically speaking, garbage. God knew. He was like, that's garbage. Just tell it to do some s***.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: He didn't f******. You guys are equal. No, no, no, no, no. You b****. You listen to him. He, that's the p****. You shut the f*** up and you listen to that p****. You're just his liver just f****** some part of him. Just some s*** he could do whatever he wants with.
Cristina: Yeah, like he lives perfectly fine without that missing part of him.
Jack: Yeah. He had a previous B****. And we killed her. And now here you are, you're that disposable. So don't f*** up. Cuz I get rid of you too, b****. You know, it's just like first Lilith, then Eve. It's like Eve, you know what happened to Lilith. So you stay in line, b****. I'll get rid of you. And I'll replace him with a monkey. I don't give a f***.
Cristina: Then you'll replace her with a monkey.
Jack: Replace her with a monkey. He didn't give no s****.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Adam doesn't give a f***. That's a hole. Hole is all that matters. Especially if that hole is on an XX chromosome ape. Who could do that? God could do that.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I guess he could see fire. We've solved all the problems. We're gonna phase out XY chromosomes.
Cristina: Yeah. So then there'll be just men and men.
Jack: And all of this comes from this lap, huh?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You see, that's distractions. It's distractions. Smoke and mirrors. Smoke and mirrors. That's all gonna happen. And then it's weird because both universes have this f****** gender problem.
Cristina: But in different ways.
Jack: Different in totally different ways. But stuff. It's still. Still f****** same s***. F****** crazy. Yeah, it's totally nuts.
Cristina: Soon, no women.
Jack: Okay, that's f****** crazy, right?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: D***, dude.
Cristina: That's the solution, I guess.
Jack: Unless you're on the right denying that this should be happening at all though. Because we're gonna divide the country in two. Those people don't have to deal with it. Only the people who are directly supporting it have to deal with it. Divide the country. You pick which side you want to be on right off the bat.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And then let the tips fall where once you do that.
Cristina: All right. All right.
Jack: That way you can't blame anybody. Oh, you forced me. No, you chose this. Chose this. Let's do it. I can't wait for the WNBA to be amazing. I can't wait until we don't need no more b******. Why? Because we can have bros that we f***. We don't f*** our bros.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yo, bro. You hot, bro. I like your p****, bro. I mean, it's artificial and s***, but it's all good. Eventually you can be broke. Born with both holes and it ain't artificial. Then I can't. I gotta move your p**** to f*** your p****. So I just push it to the side while I'm banging you. It hits me in the stomach.
Cristina: That's gonna be interesting, I guess.
Jack: Weird.
Cristina: This is weird. Well, in that one, that's happening. Like it'll be normal.
Jack: Yeah. It's never gonna happen. Just suddenly it'll be slow migrations there. So eventually, by the time it's happening, we're already used to it.
Cristina: Yeah. Just as verses. Yeah.
Jack: It's like I can jerk you off while I f*** your p****.
Cristina: Mm. Oh, that's gonna be a thing.
Jack: Wow. It's probably gonna be badass, all things considered, right? It's like super mega sex. D***, bro. We're gonna phase out women and even sex is gonna get better.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: What the f***? Are you telling me that the flaw with sex has been f****** women this whole time?
Cristina: I guess.
Jack: And that, like, if we just had guys with p******.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: This sex better.
Cristina: Yeah. So maybe all guys should have p******.
Jack: I mean, dude. Dude, what do some dudes do? Hey, honey, can you peg me? It's been there the whole time. We f****** know.
Cristina: We seen it. We done.
Jack: We done seen it. We just didn't connect the f****** knobs. It was there.
Cristina: It's like, dicks are better.
Jack: Even guys are like, f******. You don't got a d***. Pretend you have one.
Cristina: I guess.
Jack: I like women. I like the figure in the femininity. Add a d*** to it. Make it better. Add a d*** to it. That's all it's missing.
Cristina: Whoa. Whoa, dude.
Jack: Oh, s***, bro.
Cristina: Okay, so at the end of the day, there's not going to be any men or women on this side of the second. The second United States. There's gonna be two United States.
Jack: Two United States. Yeah. Well, there's gonna be America. There's gonna be Merica.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: America's fine.
Cristina: It's gonna have men and women.
Jack: America, just men. Well, not just men. Just XX Chromosomes. We're gonna phase out xy.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Women xx, men xx.
Cristina: And it's gonna be men that are both men and women at the same time.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: All of them. Not gonna be any. Yeah.
Jack: Because you can't. It'd be impossible. Everybody, every future born individual, will have both genitalia and sex and reproductive and like internal organs or whatever.
Cristina: Mm. So there will be no fight about gender or anything. Because everyone will be the same thing.
Jack: Yes. Which is what they want. Also, race ceases to exist. So we're all very identical.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: Everybody in that part of the United.
Cristina: States, one race run, one race.
Jack: Because racism can't exist. We can't have differences. Phase out all that s***.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It's just gonna be everyone is xx, we all look the same. It's that episode of South Park. Everybody looked Identical. And men were f****** each other.
Cristina: Okay, I don't remember that. But okay, yeah.
Jack: Basically immigrants from the future were coming to the past.
Cristina: Remember that part?
Jack: Okay, yeah. Because they, they had no jobs. Thus they took her job where that began. And so a bunch of immigrants were coming from the future because all jobs ran out in the future because robots. No, no overpopulation.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: And so the men were like, we're gonna stop having babies. We start f****** each other so that there's no future people to come and take our jobs. And then they started disappearing. So we're like, yeah. Dog pile onto each other and just have a giant orgy in South Park. See a gay orgy, no women allowed. So that no reproduction happens.
Cristina: And that solved.
Jack: That solved the overpopulation problem in the future. Oh, no more babies.
Cristina: Disturbing. Because they're gonna at the end of the day go back to their wives.
Jack: I know it's such a flawed. But we'll figure it out. We're gonna figure out how that works.
Cristina: Anyway. These men, women are gonna have children with each other because they'll be able to have children.
Jack: And in theory. You don't even look. We always talking about single parents. Well, you can f*** your pussyhole with your d***.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And give yourself. You can pregnant yourself.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I mean that's gonna be like all the.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: Oh, dude. All. What is it? 46 chromosomes are yours.
Cristina: Yep. That's.
Jack: That's a individual.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But this is what we want.
Cristina: Yeah. And also CRISPR will fix that mistake.
Jack: Yeah, exactly.
Cristina: That baby will be.
Jack: Everybody will be genetically modified so that they're not born super challenged.
Cristina: Exactly. If you decide to do that.
Jack: We're good. We're good. We're fine.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Because it's also. Is it going to be wrong to alter your baby? And you got. Just got to let.
Cristina: You have to. Because it needs both parts.
Jack: Well, after. After it's put into the gene. You pass that gene on and it'll be born with it.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: It's just the fact that it has the chromosomes that is like. Well, this is gonna be some sort of like genetic monster.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But we gotta be accepting of everybody.
Cristina: Which means we have to let it be born.
Jack: America is gonna be just mutants of all sorts.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Well, Merc. As humans.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It's fine. It's. It's what we want.
Cristina: It is? Yes.
Jack: Come to the left. Join me in the left. Where? Where we understand that we just want to phase out XY and have both genitalia and get pegged all the time. This is just what we want?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: We want suck a d*** while f****** a p****. And it to be on the same person. The end.
Cristina: The end.
Jack: There's nothing more. It's not that complicated. The end.
Cristina: I guess not. We solved it.
Jack: We solved it.
Cristina: I don't know what problem that was.
Jack: Okay, the slap. We've established that the slap is a.
Cristina: Problem to the slap. I don't know how.
Jack: Because the slap is a distraction from these pressing issues.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: These real problems that are plaguing society.
Cristina: This is the real problem.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Not the war covered up.
Jack: It's not the war.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: The war is also just a distraction.
Cristina: From the real problem.
Jack: From the real problem of women. Of women. You just got to solve women.
Cristina: Okay, we did it.
Jack: We did it. The war is a problem. By the right. They made this a distraction. By the right. They want us to not see that women suck.
Cristina: Okay. Because they want women.
Jack: Yes. They want women. We don't want women. We're on the left. F*** women. Women are garbage.
Cristina: A lady who was trying to over.
Jack: Yes. She's like, we need to save women. No, f*** women. You're not tricking me.
Cristina: Yeah, I'm wok.
Jack: Anyways, if you want more of this wokeness, there's a bunch of it. We talk about how wonderful women are in other episodes. There's a. Was there women science episode or some s***? Women of science or some crap like that.
Cristina: There was a lady that's gonna help us.
Jack: Holy s***.
Cristina: A scientist lady. But yeah, I don't think the episode was about her.
Jack: It turned out she was gonna help us though.
Cristina: Yes, she is gonna help us with the cat people.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Because she knows technology in space or something. She knows about black holes. I think that's her science.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The stuff. Stuff happened in women. Yeah, some women good, not all women bad. She was a woman in science, thus she's on the left with me. She agrees that women should be phased out.
Cristina: Yep.
Jack: Boom. You see, it checks out. So, yeah, if you want to see more about women, go. Go look into actually useful, practical women who aren't just opinionating online without any research, but actually advancing the world with intellectual. That's a real f****** thing. You don't have to go on the Internet and just rage. There are actually practically good women. Go see them. Not these Karens who. Who brainwash you into thinking that s*** makes sense because it doesn't. Go. Go look at episodes. And the nuns. The nuns that bit each other. They were women too.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. The mass of Sarah.
Jack: Yes. Useful, useful information to Find out that sometimes b****** be crazy. Yes, it's useful to know. B****** be crazy.
Cristina: Men be raping.
Jack: Men be raping. Women be raping. Women, men be raping a lot of women.
Cristina: Men, women, children, other men just you rarely.
Jack: Other men, mainly women and children, mainly children. Mainly children, mainly priests are raping mainly children.
Cristina: Boy scouts.
Jack: But yeah. Oh God, there's a lot of that. We talk about that a lot because I don't like that. And we got to just keep exposing that one. Those are the men. The. Here's a problem with that, right? Those men are on the right. Church priests, that's Catholic likes to be on the right. Yeah, just saying this is. The people who are defending the women work are the same guys who are like sticking their daughter kids and s***.
Cristina: Anyways, there's bad apples in both sides.
Jack: Yeah, sure. Both sides have something good. Like they say some people, some people think Hitler was a hero anyways, you guys, you guys. Hitler was a hero to some. You guys can find more episodes on the official website greathouse Dot info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.
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Jack: Yeah, and remember, rate and review the show. That s***'s awesome, guys. If you rate and review the show and if you subscribe, even better. Even better. Cuz that's better. And we get, we get the thing.
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Cristina: Yes, and let someone who might like this show know about it because word.
Jack: Of mouth is absolutely a absurdly overpowered share. Talk to people, tell them that we're going to start this movement. We're going to start slowly phasing out XY chromosomes because that's garbage.
Cristina: Yes, this has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.
Jack: Bye. You gotta understand the true complexities of the granular nature of reality, man. It merges in and out. Many timelines forming into one, bro.
Cristina: And now we're in Universe One. Is it world Earth One we're calling Earth One, right?
Jack: Well, Universe One, everything in here is number one, minus our Mars.
Cristina: Except from. Yeah, exactly.
Jack: Mars too.
Cristina: So it's weird.
Jack: Mars 2 is in Earth 1. We stole a planet and then definitely, definitely destroyed an entire planet of humans. Yes, that's how we brought solving problems the good old American way or a global way. What country do we respond to? Well, not really even concept of country. We understand because we established that our leaders are outside the understanding of what we call Earth. They exist within within the bounds of round Earth, which are the just a section of flat earth. Yes, because both statements are true.
Cristina: Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Dots info, art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.