Rambling 276: The Point of Gaza

What is the true purpose of what’s happening in Gaza? Do we have similar examples? And if we do, what is Israel really doing and who really are they? The duo now with answers to move forward, evolve the nature of their questioning taking them straight to present day to some astounding revelations. An episode which completely reframes all that is known and reveals dark coming truths for humanity!

+Episode Details

  • The Gaza Prison State
  • Israel Origins
  • Genocide vs Experiment
  • Who’s the Kingpin?
  • Prophecies Line Up
  • The True Big Picture

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I am your host, Christina.

Jack: And this is the show where we discuss humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. And, like, we've been talking a lot for years at this point, literally.

Cristina: Has that been years?

Jack: It's literally years. It's literally been years. At this point, it's been like two years. Okay, yeah, about the same s***.

Cristina: But I thought we escaped it. We. I haven't escaped it.

Jack: I thought we escaped it, too. I thought we escaped it, too. I thought we escaped it, too. But the lingering question was, right, we solved the bunch, figured out a lot. But there was this question about Yahweh in specific, right? Like, we still don't know a lot about him. And there was a situation about the Tower of Babel that I wanted to talk about before, if you remember. And so the basic premise of that discussion, I'm gonna rush through it because it's useless. I just need you to understand the premise, right? The idea was the Tower of Babel, that Yahweh specifically had a. These desolation guy, and there's a bunch of people who are building a tower to reach him. This metaphor of a tower must have been literally trying to get this amounted or something, presumably.

Cristina: Okay, right.

Jack: And in the text, it says that he switched their language so they couldn't communicate and work together to continue to build it. That was his solution to the problem. But really, when you look at the depictions, the images that were used in description with those in sync with that time, those kind of look like satellites. So it's more like he was destroying their communication and towers and s***. Right?

Cristina: Do you have pictures of this?

Jack: What are you talking about? It was just, like, images and drawings and then descriptions of them and just a bunch of random bits and pieces. But that's not even what matters because. And we've seen this a thousand times in a million different places. It's interesting, but it's actually not the important thing, because the important thing comes down to what's happening right now. Because it's happening right now with simply following Yahweh. Because following Yahweh, one thing came to mind. Whose God is Yahweh? And he's the God of the Jews. Okay, right, The God of the Jews. So I'm like, okay, coincidence, right? Because the Jews and the Israelis aren't necessarily the same thing.

Cristina: Okay, so you're Going back to what we were talking about last episode kind of sort.

Jack: Right. So the Jews and the Israeli aren't necessarily the same thing. Israel is a new concept. Jews are not. Those are two different concepts. Who we identify as Jews now might not be the state of Israel, might be what we discussed. Right. But Jews, their God was Yahweh. Now current day Jews have a more abstract, ambiguous, kind of less directly spoken of God, but it's almost assumed it's Yahweh, but it's kind of like pretty removed a lot of the time. And Yahweh isn't really the God that is addressed even within the Jewish community. Well, Jehovah. Oh, that's a weird little alteration. Right.

Cristina: When did that happen?

Jack: Well, that happened kind of in modern time, generally speaking, all of Israel kind of always not Jews, but the state of Israel itself. Them, they've always been sort of Jehovah kind of people. Not a New Testament kind of people. They still follow Old Testament. It's still Jewish. But he just kind of say Jehovah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And that's cool and fine, but old Jews used to say Yahweh. Weird, tiny discrepancy. I'm just pointing that out, you know.

Cristina: But it changes in the first book. The Old Testament?

Jack: Yeah. Oh, the original swap, it was used kind of interchangeably in the first one. In the first one. But the Jews of that time used Yahweh. They used Yahweh. The people of that time used Yahweh. Even if both exist.

Cristina: And the Old.

Jack: Yes, they would. They would defer to Yahweh first.

Cristina: Okay, and what was the other name?

Jack: The other name is Jehovah.

Cristina: Okay, Right.

Jack: So there was still a distinction. They felt one was superior to the other.

Cristina: Even though it's the same person.

Jack: No one's the father and the other is the son. Wait, Yahweh is Jehovah's father?

Cristina: Okay. No, I mean in the book, though. It's not really. It's the same person in the book.

Jack: Well, let me trip you out. The Jews already knew this and have kind of a tree in some form where they've kind of linguistically divided it. They already believe Yahweh is above Jehovah. They don't say one is. They're even related. But conceptually they've actually divided and created a distinction between that within how they explain their religion to people and how they preach it. There's a clear distinction between those two entities.

Cristina: Are you sure?

Jack: Yes. And people have related their sort of explanation of it. To father and son.

Cristina: But those people don't believe there's a father and a son.

Jack: No, they don't. They, the Jews themselves don't use that terminology. That's people trying to relate it to. Like, this is the best way I can explain the same idea.

Cristina: That's strange. Okay.

Jack: Juicer way thought out. They're above everybody. They're essentially following not even of religion as much as what seems to be a literal map of what kind of reality exists upon. They don't believe in a heaven per se. They believe there's a possible maybe something.

Cristina: Possibly something which sounds like.

Jack: Well, it depends on what you do. And what does that sound like? Well, are you going to just dissipate in peace or go to some kind of hellish place which isn't literally h***, it's some kind of other place like. That sounds like their belief. It's just some maybe something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And okay, that lines up. And they're not like, well, we can't really comprehend God.

Cristina: He's just another thing they worship. You're saying people. Yes, but those people are from the sea people. They're worshiping sea people at the end of the day, like did the ancient ones. Were they actually worshipping sea people?

Jack: Worship is our interpretation of it. Keep in mind, when we're referring to gods, the word God ultimately devolves down to the original root of person of intellect, person of authority, elite person of power. It's just with time and losing things and pieces here and there, you don't. People don't see the whole picture, which was our job.

Cristina: Okay. But in the last episode, we decided those were actually shadow people.

Jack: It seems to be that. Yes. That the state of Israel is shadow people. Yes.

Cristina: Well, does that make sense, though?

Jack: It makes sense when they are described specifically as the ones from the other side by everybody else.

Cristina: But once upon a time they had communication with the sea people.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And they were worshiping them.

Jack: No, they're not worshiping the sea people. Where are you getting the worship?

Cristina: Well, they felt some kind of way towards them, that they were above them.

Jack: Yes, they definitely. It's possible that because of the technology. Keep in mind that these are the oppressors.

Cristina: But they still.

Jack: We look at it like they're describing gods. We never said their gods are good to them. In fact, all of these people think these gods are monstrous and will hurt you. The word God does not mean benevolent in any instance, we've used it. And also, we don't even mean God when we use it. Okay, but every time we've used God. All those people think, oh, he's wrathful and gonna murder you. So none of them are like, we worship this guy. They're more like, we're gonna follow his orders. Cuz f*** that.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: You get my point. There's no worship in this old school. People weren't dumb like that. They weren't like, we got a war. They don't believe this s***. People nowadays do. People nowadays are idiots. They're like, no, there was a literal deity or something. These people were like, no. Those people basically own all this s*** that says I can't do anything about it. So I'm just gonna do whatever they want me to do because they don't need me. And it's really easy to get rid of me, so I'll be as useful as possible.

Cristina: But then something happened and that changed.

Jack: The Great War. The unification is what I'm calling it. The great Unification that happened at some point between, just by chance, between the year 6 BC and 4 AD which weirdly enough happens to coincide with the migration of the random group of people. We can tell because of the genetic marker of the J1 that comes from the neck of the Persian Gulf oasis, leaving around 6 BC to sometime around 4 AD and breaking up into three groups that scatter north, west and southwest, landing in Gaza. See, and at the same time, all mention of Elysians ceases. Everywhere the sudden beginning mentions of Israel first happen and we get the invention of the first ever, consistently always foreign own slave state. Now this is incredibly important because of what's happening in this slave state. This slave state is a very interesting location. Again, just following the train of thought of Yahweh, I come to the Jews and then the Jews just happen to be related to the Israelis because, you know, logistically in the same location.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So I then start looking at the Jews because I'm not really paying attention to the Israelis. Really. We just quickly address the fact that they might just be shadow people who joined the group of people who were against the Elysians to begin with.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which checks out. It makes sense as a strategic approach in life. You know, join the people who aren't the. Who are the good people in your eyes as compared to who are the bad people in everybody's eyes. You know, it's a great war, everybody's friends. Yeah, it makes sense. And so the Jews, notorious for definitely not being on the Elysian side, okay, you know, is who these Rayleigh state, AKA a bunch of shadow people who then turn themselves into just normal day humans. It coexists. It makes perfect sense. Right?

Cristina: Right.

Jack: But we have this state. And I think about what we were talking about last time, Right. We're talking about the migration pattern and how it broke up into these three different things. But a question came to me after the episode, which unpacking, the question got really, really, really dark, really, really quickly. Ran. I asked, but how do we know there's migration patterns if we killed them off? And that's the ones that are left, minus the ones that got away elsewhere. Right. Well, what's the migration pattern? It's DNA traces over time. So it took them time, they migrated at normal people speeds. They were trying to blend in. Right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But we can trace their DNA with current day science. We couldn't then. They had that science, but they knew we didn't.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they blended in the people and made their way out. Hence the slow migration. They impregnated women throughout the time. Some blended in, whatever. They diluted themselves and disappeared into the populations. We can trace where the purity kept going as the line kept moving. So why didn't we eradicate those people? Right. We can trace the same J1 marker.

Cristina: Mm. You're saying those people as in the other two locations?

Jack: Yeah, the other two paths of the J1. A variation of DNA that we don't. We haven't killed those people that have it. But we know we don't follow the migration line. We just know that there is the Gaza line, the Gaza spot and where it began. And we got those other two lines. The two lines. We don't eradicate any of that. And the line in Gaza going to Gaza. No. But we have Gaza trapped. What's the difference from Gaza and those lines? And I had a theory about this. And then when I thought about this theory, I didn't looked into it, into how things work in it. Well, I didn't look into how things work. I looked into my theory and it told me how things work. I'll explain.

Cristina: You looked into your own theory?

Jack: Yes, I looked into my own theory. I looked at aspects of my theory.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Did some research.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And found weirder things about how things work.

Cristina: All right, and what was your theory?

Jack: So current day Israel is holding hostage current day Gaza.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We all know this. There's a blockade. Everybody else is kind of like let it happen, but what's really happening. Right. So currently Israel has currently Gaza just nice and boxed in. And I was looking at patterns. What often does this and for what purposes? Might somebody else.

Cristina: Trap another country or.

Jack: Something like not necessarily Country. I'm trying to remove myself from any idea that might connect back to war. I try to always remove myself to get different perspective. So what paths can lead to it, to a similar look? Well, scientists, oftentimes that's an initial. Once I saw scientists, I was like, let me click that f****** thing right there, bruh. Scientists tend to isolate a specific genetic variant in order to preserve just its evolutionary concentration. Right. What does this mean? We can have a pure version of something that's less influenced by the external world.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Fact, we can trace the genetic markers because of the migration line. Fact, there are two genetic variants, the lines themselves and the B1. B that came from the J1, that exists only in Gaza, which is sort of refined alternative. Just purified there by itself. Not purified, but it's more pure than the rest of us. Just a more concentrated version of the J1. Interesting. Why do scientists do this? Well, they do that to research these specific things. Okay. Yeah. When you have like a creature in isolation, you have less influence from the external world. This is great for genetics and things when you're studying biology and stuff, not when you're studying natural responses and psychology and behaviors. Because isolation is bad.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But you can create sort of a fake habitat and have them enclose within that fake habitat, which isn't really fake habitat. It's natural environment usually just protected from anybody going in or out. Then in that controlled environment, they're sort of less exposed to the outside world, but you still have access to the creature sort of living in its natural environment, staying as natural as possible. And this is usually how we preserve things from going extinct. What does preserving something from going extinct mean? The bird, the animal, the dog, the cat, whatever, isn't going to mate with some other things. It's going to mate with its own kind because it's trapped inside these walls with its own kind and it can multiply into more pure versions of itself.

Cristina: We do that with animals.

Jack: We do that with animals all the time. That's what natural preserves, enclosures are. Animals can keep reproducing among themselves and not diluting themselves. And that's sort of what's happening genetically inside of Gaza. We can tell that the people there have a specific, more concentrated version of a very specific genetic marker. They happen to have started at Persian Gulf Oasis.

Cristina: You think that's important to why they're being trapped in the first place?

Jack: Yes, because now I have to talk numbers again. This was just what, what might look like this in the world. And it led to scientists this Led me to the next point, which is essentially just a numbers question. Right. Once I start discussing the numbers, you're gonna get a lot of where I'm going with this.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right. All right. 7 million humans is one instance. 50 million Neanderthals is another instance. And about a hundred to a thousand alfamers is another instant. These are different variations, different quantities that it took to create different stones.

Cristina: Okay. Oh, duh. Oh, duh. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. So 7 million humans. It's the most recent stone we can, like, track. That was pretty big.

Cristina: How many people are there?

Jack: It's getting to the hundreds of thousands.

Cristina: That feels like not enough.

Jack: Well, let's talk about these numbers again.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It was the most primitive stone we can think of before the concept of our time existing.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Before, the concept of our time existing was a thousand. Roughly a thousand. The most could have been a thousand based on what's left in disgust. Elfamers. About a thousand. Very small number. Very primitive. S***** stone.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Very low number. Really good stone. It couldn't make a universe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Ooh, Kind of interesting.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: 50 million Neanderthals. Whack DNA takes a lot. Stone was so s*****, it took another try.

Cristina: Yeah, okay.

Jack: S***. You know, too whack of DNA. It's.

Cristina: But this is not whack DNA.

Jack: We're going back up, right? Because the most recent human stones was against Jews, right? 7 million. Using the Jews. Right. Using what? Specific Jews. Right. The Jews of Israel. Right. Those are what? Those are just gin, Right. That's a really strong stone. Right. So if you're gonna retaliate, you need a pretty strong f****** stone. Right? But you've always had your f****** ace in your back pocket. And we're talking scales of hundreds of thousands of years. This is a quick retaliation. Oof. Not really. Hundreds of thousands, Usually thousands of years. But yeah, a hundred years is a quick retaliation. It's really, really quick. Okay, so we're talking that these guys are making a pretty overpowered stone. If you're using Elysian DNA to make it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's. Potentially. They're calculating. The strongest stone ever made use is the equivalent of the weapons of mass destructions that we think exists, but secretly in the background. This is the real power. This is what people are really scared of. This is the true fear. And the problem is there's a very reminiscent thought that just happens to be a cartoon that really gives me a really good image of what's happening and why other people might already be stepping back. Because a lot of people stepped back right at the Beginning. And they're like, f***, bro. But why?

Cristina: Seem like some people are trying.

Jack: Yes, but what is the caution? Right? We know. We know a lot already. It's possible that these are just op gin. The tech is already up there. We can't do anything about these people to begin with. But there was a very vivid image I have, if you remember in Full Metal Alchemist, what made the military particularly dangerous?

Cristina: The fake stones. They're not fake, but, like, they had real stones, but they were wax stones.

Jack: They were small stones.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Ring size, like a diamond ring.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Tiny stones. Yeah, but they were real stones. But what about the stones made it great? Then everybody had one. The generals of every group, soldiers had guns, but the guy at the top of every tree, he had a stone. He worked his way to a stone, and he had to learn alchemy and do his homework.

Cristina: I think they just have a bunch of little stones.

Jack: I think we are in a situation where they've learned to casualize the ability to use these stones. And we've witnessed the flex. Like, maybe they've had it. And that's why we've been like, well, we're not gonna do it. They come from the other side, and they just become human. I think since that point, since the formation of Israel, they've had this, and nobody's gonna touch them. And then the first people to try their best to do so. Well, I mean, the state of Israel gets formed after N*** Germany.

Cristina: Right.

Jack: Didn't even exist until then. It's a response to that.

Cristina: Okay, you think they have stones, though?

Jack: I think at that point. I think at that point, they have stones. The state of Israel is controlled by essentially, quote, the generals with the stones, unquote, which are not really generals or military figures, but rather people of importance who have the ability to do real important damage on an interestingly overpowered scale. And that because of this, everybody has always just kind of done whatever. But the moment finally came. They told us, oh, yeah, we'll end this for you, but one day we're gonna do the thing. Because we have to.

Cristina: I don't want to just like, whatever.

Jack: And like, yeah, we're like, whatever. We'll deal with it then solve the problem now. Because we're stupid humans. We're stupid f****** humans. We're dumb. We think so. Short term, it's ridiculous. Part of the lifespan is retarded short. So, like, what the f*** would we do?

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: You know, we think in our. In the terms of our lifespan, they're thinking in the terms of theirs it's not the same to them. That short blip is really tiny scoped. But no, we, we considered our whole life. It's like you're just considering a longer span and you're judging us. But ultimately these guys, no one can do anything. Nobody can do anything. And I think that's the big problem. And right now they are starting to form a really overpowered stone, more powerful than any that has been formed until now.

Cristina: Where? What, what are they gonna do then? What. What's the next step? They make the stone and then what?

Jack: I don't know. We'll just won't hear about them. It'll go back to normal. No, they won't leave. It'll just quiet down. They're gonna get their thing accomplished and that's it.

Cristina: You think they won't just escape out of here or something like the next step like all everyone else with their stones?

Jack: Yes, but not in our time. Time span. We're not going to see that happen. Oh, the next. Keep in mind they're performing at their time span, not ours. We're thinking, oh, within our time span of life. We don't know. We're not gonna see that happen.

Cristina: But it's gonna happen eventually.

Jack: Presumably. Yeah, within a couple of hundred years to a few thousand years or some thinking hundreds of years. Based on the time scope that we see, everything happens within dozens to hundreds. It seems to be the regular time frame of LEAPS. 300 years seems to be the average good jump from one point to another.

Cristina: That's crazy though. That's crazy.

Jack: What?

Cristina: That they're just making a stone?

Jack: Yeah. But it kind of checks out, right?

Cristina: Just waiting for the stone to be made.

Jack: Yeah. And this question was just stuck in my head when I was just wondering.

Cristina: What could they possibly be doing?

Jack: Not even what could they be doing, but why. Why did I know about the. The path of DNA?

Cristina: What did you know?

Jack: Well, I didn't know. I did research.

Cristina: Why did someone know?

Jack: Yeah, why did. Why did ancestry look at this? How did. What was the point? How did they get. Not why, obviously I don't know why they looked at everyone. How did they know that that existed? Right, but what's the answer to the question is because there's people with the DNA. So wait, you didn't kill everybody with the DNA? Duh. So then what does that mean? That means that there's something specific about the people over there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So then what's specific about the people over there? That's not. You're just imprisoning the ones you could catch. No, there's a. There were a bunch. And you ignored them. You caught some for a reason. And then I was like, why the. What else could look like this? Well, scientists do this to preserve things, to keep things purer, which we can prove because they actually have a more concentrated version of the same DNA. And what does adrenochrome work with? It works with blood.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the higher quality of the blood, the better the stone, which is proven. Although never discussed explicitly other than through the events. But the numbers line up with the events. You need less numbers if you have a purer blood and you usually use a stone and some other kind of thing to try to make a purer creature to then use to make a better stone. There's a process they were always going through.

Cristina: Mm. So there's gonna be something next, then? Yes, next evolution is coming up.

Jack: It depends how long it takes from the stone.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because. Yes, that was the other problem. Right. I'm like, okay, so the state of Israel happens, and then we discuss that, and we ignore the one fact that happens. Following that logic. Well, that group of individuals is what then? Well, the ones who could cross and turn themselves. Those are the elite scientists. That's also why those are the ones we're scared of. Those are currently the strongest, most powerful thing out here. Those are the ones who are gonna take the place of the Elysians. That's why everybody's horrified, too, because what we stopped is starting again.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: And we're watching it happen. And we know at any moment it could be f****** any of us. But we helped them, and now we have to pay. It's essentially the demon crossroads problem.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I will reward you with whatever the f*** you want right now, but I am coming for you.

Cristina: And that's pretty much what happened. Okay. Yeah. Everyone had a problem.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: The humans came and, like, we can help you.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Mel. Are gonna be our problem. And we just got to watch and wait. That's weird. It's really strange. Yeah.

Jack: And it's weird because they didn't even help us stop the Alicians. They helped us to stop the Germans. That's it. They rolled up and helped to stop other humans. It was easy for them to do. So easy for them to do. They did it through the United States. So easy for them to do. Simple. Simple, effortless. Because what? We can push humans around like nothing, but we're coming for you.

Cristina: That's crazy. That's too crazy.

Jack: We successfully spent almost 2000 years. Well, I guess we didn't make it the 2000 years roughly because that was sometime in the 40s and now it's 2024. So you know we, we cleared the 2000 year mark of having suppressed the issue, but we made a deal with the devil and not really. They're not bad people. We gotta continue the thought creatures that can easily do the thing aren't thinking of us as people. That's really all that's happening.

Cristina: We're not equal to them.

Jack: We're not equal. We're smaller, less significant things that could be easily manipulated.

Cristina: Which we were.

Jack: Which we were. And we're still being. So it's pretty cut and dry. And the moment finally arrived then we're watching it happen and we're kind of all shook but talking about in the background like how do we stop it? We can't, we can't just jump in. It would be too easy for them to end it all right now and go start somewhere else. It would be too easy. We invited this in. So how do we think our way out of the problem? First point of action.

Cristina: You have a plan?

Jack: Well, no, this is the p. This is, I'm assuming the world at the moment.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: First point of action. The people of Gaza are f*****. We just have to let that happen. So that's a distraction while we talk, while we plan.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: While we figure it out. That's our timeline. Because one, we already can't stop them. Two once that's done, we'll never stop them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we gotta move to Mars. That's a, that's a possibility for sure. And the fact that. So the, the second thing, I don't know if you've looked at this and we can. If you want to.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Many, many, many, many, many billionaires and high hundred multi millionaires have been buying bunkers and buying seats to go visit Mars.

Cristina: That's not shocking, but okay. What can we do with that though?

Jack: Just all been happening. Buying seeds to leave the planet. Buying seeds to go underground.

Cristina: Yeah, because they know.

Jack: Because they know.

Cristina: What can you do? I don't know. It's very Egypt and my. What's the other people? Males.

Jack: Also how reminiscent of Horizon zero Dawn is the Mayans solution to hiding from the incoming apocalypse that they were experiencing.

Cristina: Yeah. And then the other people that went into space.

Jack: And then the other people went to space. Egyptians.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: No, it always, it's always the same. It's always the same. It's literally history repeating itself.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just away from baseland. That's it.

Cristina: And it's gonna happen.

Jack: And it's gonna happen again. Holy. We're seeing history happen again.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What the.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, that's crazy. That's really cool.

Cristina: That's cool that it happened in Horizon. We didn't even realize it.

Jack: Yeah. That's pretty badass. Good on them. That's fire. That's fire. I like that. D***. And we have neither.

Cristina: Neither. No.

Jack: No. Because we know the base is. That's just happening. So this is getting wiped out. We're part of the you're f***** group.

Cristina: No, we're not. We have.

Jack: Our bunk is not deep enough. We're not like Illuminati bunk. Our bunk is like, meh. Like a good. Like a missile directly hitting our territory.

Cristina: We can hide in one of the many locations where the Loch Ness monsters were protecting those random labs.

Jack: No, that's fair.

Cristina: Is that good?

Jack: Yeah. 100. And we're some of the only people who even know how to reach that.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then that's kind of fire.

Cristina: We have something that's fair.

Jack: That makes a lot of sense. We act fair enough. We actually have a lot of. We could do the spacing too. That just kind of sucks.

Cristina: Does this look. I don't know.

Jack: I don't know. Like, we can just use the. The pyramid and like, warp out. But the problem is we sent a whole group of people there and that's just still nothing. So, like. Nah.

Cristina: We could some. No. How could we. Because we haven't figured it out. Travel to the place of the people that are listening to us.

Jack: Oh, crap. You mean Universe Three?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I don't even know how we would accomplish that.

Cristina: That's an idea. Very Full Metal Alchemist, then.

Jack: Yeah. Escape through those means hop through a portal or somehow. I mean, anything. Right? Because what's coming. Ultimately a group of people who are way more powerful than us are going to begin experimenting to advance their civilization, I guess. Or themselves to get out of here.

Cristina: Probably like everyone else. But out of this reality into Althaim?

Jack: I don't even know. Well. What. You pose a different argument, which we're still looking into, which is that it's not just out, but it's also creating universes of their own.

Cristina: Oh yeah.

Jack: And it's like. That's even more valuable because many of.

Cristina: Us do they have to sacrifice to do that?

Jack: How many of us do they have to sacrifice to do that? Keep in mind it looks like earthrealm itself is some sort of farm of elf fame. People of some degree. We're all sharing somehow that DNA. And the lesions are the Purest version of that.

Cristina: It's complicated.

Jack: Yeah. So, like, if you're trying to make something pure and then make a universe, you come here to do it. You leave the shadow realm, you come here.

Cristina: That makes sense.

Jack: And then you find the purest thing here, which are the people of Gaza.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: S***. Just so happens to be where they're at and exactly who they happen to be killing. What the f***?

Cristina: To make a new something. Yeah.

Jack: Just so happens to be what's happening. What the f*** are the odds?

Cristina: It makes sense though, right?

Jack: What the f***? Unless it's the most exact coincidence in all the f****** time. It is step by step what would need to happen. And it is literally what is happening.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, like, I don't know what to tell you guys. If there was ever a clearer image of some weird supernatural that just so happens to not be. I mean, at this point, I don't even think about it as supernatural. I've. It. I've rationalized it into technology.

Cristina: Yeah, me too.

Jack: You know, like, I've seen enough. I've seen it. We've seen images of literal tech. Our attack, it's just not our tech. It's just not our tech. But it's just foreign enough that it looks like magic. But then we look at it and it's like, well, that guy wasn't shooting energy out of a pot because magic. No, there was a. It was a battery, bro. And we saw it and we saw the inside. It's like, oh, I get it now. And then. Oh, my God, the staff. And he was controlling magnetism and electricity. Well, it was a staff wrapped in coils with a metal rod inside of it. And he was in an area that was intentionally built with a magnetic sphere around it, bouncing electrical currents that he could then manipulate with the rod. It was intentional. Yes. Of course it looked like he was controlling it, because that was the f****** goal of the technology. It's like, oh, with enough time and enough different angles of literally seeing it. Yeah. I no longer see it as magic and stuff.

Cristina: But we're in danger.

Jack: Oh, yeah, We're. We're. We're very. I don't know how we would solve this problem other than leaving, which seems to be what everybody who doesn't want.

Cristina: To bother seems like the problem. I mean, the solution. It seems like what everyone's doing is it's got to be out. No up or down, up or down.

Jack: But I'll tell you one thing. The last uprising worked.

Cristina: The last up. Right.

Jack: Think about it. The last uprising worked. Although these guys Jumped on the opportunity to capture a group of them because they knew what was coming. They knew. Wait, you guys will jump, we'll help you guys. And we're gonna trap this group of people. Anybody can own this s***. But we're eventually going to show up and we're going to establish ourselves and this group of people. We want that this group of people, you need to make sure that group of people 1 stay pure. We don't give a f*** who owns that group of people. It stays f****** pure or we eat you guys instead.

Cristina: What do you mean by an uprising?

Jack: The uprising that happened at the time of Jesus, when the Alicians were first broadcasted to the world their location and that the big war happened and that at that point, these people, these jinn who assisted in the act, who were the shadow gods, they show up and they help with this situation to suppress the Elysians, because they weren't even with them, they're against them. Right? So they roll up, they help the people. We successfully suppress the Alicians, they give one rule for their whole thing eventually. We want that group of people. So you keep that group of people? Yeah, that's why we've seen that their DNA manages to be completely purified, essentially. Well, not purified, but still diluted, but way less than the rest of us. And it simultaneously managed to be owned by different people, which you think it would mix and be diluted. But still with regardless of whose hands it was in, they followed the one rule of that stays pure.

Cristina: Okay, right.

Jack: And then World War II happens, they roll up, help solve the problem. Now we got the straight of Israel, totally unrelated to f****** Gaza. Just okay, but unrelated to f****** Gaza. They're just. Yeah, we're just taking. We just. We just own that now, guys. And everybody's like, well, they just own that now, guys. We don't. Yep, that's what it is. What the f***?

Cristina: I mean, it was theirs before they got there.

Jack: I guess that's the argument. But there's no such thing. Palestine always owned Gaza. Israel doesn't exist. In fact, Israel is a chunk of Palestine.

Cristina: Oh, but how, what can you do about shadow people?

Jack: Well, we know an uprising happened and succeeded at the time of Jesus. And it was for somebody more powerful, so much more powerful that even the shadow people jumped in to assist stopping the problem.

Cristina: But the shadow people were helping us with the sea people.

Jack: Yes, and then they rolled up and assisted for World War II. And then.

Cristina: Are you saying that someone else or something else is gonna help us with them?

Jack: No, I'm Saying that we still managed to stop the sea people. So an uprising succeeded. So an uprising can succeed, but it.

Cristina: Was with help of outsiders. I don't know.

Jack: Yes, but presumably those outsiders at. No, man, I was. My point went out the window once I thought about it right now. Because I'm gonna say those outsiders at that point were about as technologically advanced as we are now. But that's a lie. They were definitely way ahead of where we are now, even. Yeah, by like, a lot. Yeah, maybe not by like a lot.

Cristina: But like, enough from them to be able to change their bodies from whatever they were to whatever we are.

Jack: Like, we're looking at their, like, crazy tech. Yeah, they're like 2,000 years. No. Yeah, because we gotta think that they were really. When we see them swinging some kind of real ham of technology, it's like still 12, 000 years.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it's like fog. Okay, so 12, 000 years before we.

Cristina: Get the crisis, hope that the sea people that are hiding pops up and defends us from them.

Jack: Why would they defend us?

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: You know what's confusing about this? Because Jehovah was like, but you're killing the people and giving them the technology. But I guess when you think about it, it's more about we can't harvest them if they're dead. Yeah, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like, why are you killing the cattle, bro? We can't keep killing the cattle, bro.

Cristina: You can't keep killing.

Jack: It's like. Is that. I guess. Yeah, I guess you could still explain it away. Fair enough. Fair enough. I was gonna try to jump on his defense now, but no, he's still pretty horrible because he was f******. Because I'm like, why is he experimenting on us and then defending us? And it's like, oh, no, he's just making sure we don't die.

Cristina: Yeah, you need some of us alive to continue experimenting.

Jack: Yeah. And you can't just f****** give them all tech and then they all collapse. Yeah, the whole line of the f****** equator, except the Alicia. The Egyptians collapse. Everybody. All of them. Except the Egyptians, of course. Of course. Stop, bro. Lucifer, homie. Come on, bro. I know you mean well, dog. Look, look, Dab me up, bro. You know, I. I respect what you're trying to do, bro, but you keep killing them and, like, they're just f****** dumb creatures, bro. Don't give them this s*** and then show them, and then they're just gonna try to kill the next guy.

Cristina: Yeah, it was just death. Like, if it was making stones, at least that'd be cool, but, like, it was wasted death.

Jack: It was wasted death. Exactly. Just trying to make intelligence happen. And it's like, come on, bro, it takes time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or jump on board the project of breeding something that could learn faster, which is what everybody's trying to do. Why are you just trying to. I guess the shortcut. Fair enough.

Cristina: How they're here.

Jack: Okay. I lost a little respect for him. Fair enough. Fair enough. I see the problem. I see the problem. If we're people of honor and everybody else is doing the hard work and this m*********** is like. But maybe one of them will just miraculously work out and then we'll be done and. Except that never really happened. Playing the slow game might have worked out, but why? Because the ones that went to Norway and the ones that went to the Atlantic can monitor us and watch us and see where we're all. We're almost there anyways. Playing the slow game. Yeah.

Cristina: No countless of deaths involved, except for.

Jack: Like, what we caused to ourselves. And now the problem. Showing the shortcuts. Showing up again.

Cristina: Yeah, the shortcut. Yeah.

Jack: Oh, s***.

Cristina: That is always a danger.

Jack: That is always a danger. Oh, my God. There was a good guy.

Cristina: Ooh.

Jack: Well, it wasn't a good guy. There was a bad guy because a bunch of amoral s*** happening.

Cristina: Yes. So you can't really say anyone was specifically a good guy. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. That's fair. That's fair. So there was a bunch of amoral s*** and then one exceptionally s***** guy who was like. But the shortcut to being immoral.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, if a bunch of them died. Cool, man. But some of them will work out. It's like, what the f***?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Yeah, I guess that's kind of s*****. That's pretty bad.

Cristina: It's pretty bad. Yeah.

Jack: He seems. I guess. Oh, man. Lucifer is clever, Right? Because also the way the argument gets twisted by his point of view is he means well. He wants you to know stuff, but he excludes what the cost is.

Cristina: Death.

Jack: Death, most likely.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He leaves that part out.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, it looks. It looks great. When you look, you don't see the results.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Hey, everybody, eat the fruit. You'll know everything if it doesn't kill you. Is the whole sentence.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: You know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's really the whole sentence. Hey, everybody, eat the fruit. You'll know everything. And then he just, like, you know, mumbled the rest of it. Hey, everybody. Everybody, eat the fruit. You'll know everything. And.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, and it's like, what?

Cristina: We had, like, a giant contract, you Gotta accept. But you don't read all the terms. And somewhere in the back it was like.

Jack: And it was, it wasn't even in the back. It was just really exceptionally small and in parentheses and in the corner so it looks like an explanation to some other. And you're like, well no, I, I understood. I don't have to read the explanation because they lie to you. And like the first five times you see that same format of really tiny in parentheses in the corner. It was an explanation. And you tuned out by the third one. But the fourth one, that's the one that was actually the unrelated true clause.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That you never read because you tuned out. You're like, it's more explanations. And that was clear enough. You know, just.

Cristina: That's exactly what happened.

Jack: That's exactly what he does. He's just smart enough to. He's Fox versus cnm. It's the same information. But you know, he decided to just say but I give you information all the time. And like nothing else.

Cristina: He's as bad as our journalism.

Jack: He's. He's as bad as our journalism. A thousand percent.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That is a fact. I mean. But all sides are. Everybody's just painting their picture.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: We can't trust any of it. We've even come across any of this information grabbing a thousand different sources at the same time and cross reference all of it. Because everybody's lying all the time. Only what everybody agrees on can we say is true. The rest is twisted by everybody.

Cristina: That's a lot.

Jack: Yeah. Basically, if it's about group A, I need to see what group B and C say. Because group A lied about it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it can't. If group A is talking about group B then I can't ask group B either. I have to look at what group C and D believe about the situation between group A and B. It's the only way I can tell the truth. Cuz both those m************ are gonna be biased as f***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's the only way to ever get data.

Cristina: And that's two will also be a little bit biased because they're getting something out of it.

Jack: Yes. They only wrote it down because of the benefit to.

Cristina: So you know. Exactly.

Jack: You gotta get far enough. That's the problem. If you get too far, the information falls apart. And if you get too close, well, the information falls apart. It's just all lies.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So you need to have this medium of like, I'm far enough that it's not just propaganda and I'm close enough that it's not just random gibberish.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So it's like a cohesive. I can get enough at this distance, perspectives. It looks right. And I get a whole image, which is a pain in the a** that we have to do this all the time.

Cristina: But what's our job?

Jack: It's literally our job. What the f*** else can we do? How else are we supposed to get to the bottom of the truth of the situation?

Cristina: Well, we did it, though. I think.

Jack: I think. I think. Yeah.

Cristina: Unless Jesus pops up.

Jack: I don't know. Well, that's the next problem here, Right? And you know what's really weird about it? But it kind of means the Bible's not lying. Let's think about it. Creatures from the shadow realm, what we would describe as h*** in a Bible roll up.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They begin what we would describe as the Apocalypse. Although it's happened before from our point of view, it's gonna satisfy that idea because they're gonna try to eat everything in Earth on Earth. Not literally eat, but, you know, kill us through experimentation and enslave us. And essentially h*** on Earth for just humans.

Cristina: Okay, Right.

Jack: But then Jesus shows up again. Again is the key word, because it would be again. And so him showing up is like, well, I'mma do what? I'm going to save the people. Specifically, who will? His people and everybody else who isn't the creatures that came from our proverbial h***. Weirdly enough, that's the apocalypse in the Bible. What the f***? But who said it would happen? F****** Jesus. The psychic.

Cristina: That. Yes. Okay. So, like, I also know that that's gonna happen.

Jack: Yes. He knew the whole time. He called it all.

Cristina: I mean. Yeah, that's part of being a necromancer. Yes.

Jack: He just. This is meaningless to him. He knows. He just kind of smacked them around casually whenever he feels bored enough to get involved.

Cristina: For that stone. Maybe.

Jack: He's gonna let them make it, isn't he?

Cristina: Yeah, I think so. Because he's also a neutral party after the disaster. And then we're like, yes, finally. He's finally here to save us or whatever. But it's like, it's really for that stone.

Jack: Yeah. He's gonna stop the rest from happening. But he's like, yeah, the Alicians.

Cristina: Yeah. Like he doesn't care.

Jack: He doesn't give a. He specifically hates them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The Alicia. Yes. No stone. Will he ever want more than that stone?

Cristina: The one out of the people he hates the most.

Jack: Yes. He's been waiting for this day.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He probably been casually feeding these Information to come and take that stone, make it themselves.

Cristina: And she's like, this all probably started with him somehow.

Jack: Yeah, he. I mean, so he called it at the beginning. He literally said every part of it and every part is happening. And he. I mean, he said it's the master plan.

Cristina: Well, this is probably how he got the stone in the Shadow Realms.

Jack: Easily.

Cristina: Because he too overpowered. Yes, but, like, the shadow people in that place are probably shadow people he met during that adventure or whatever. Like, how did he get it? Like, how did he walk in? Did, like, what. What happened to those things that were there? Maybe those were his armies. Because we know he did bring back people. He brought back people?

Jack: Yes, he did. He brought two stones and he brought back people. Yeah. It's a craft.

Cristina: Those could be the sh. Those same shadow people there right now might be his people that he brought back in that moment.

Jack: S***. You know specifically who he brought back. Prisoners of Yahweh.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: S***.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Oh, s***. Oh, man. That's on point. Wow.

Cristina: It all goes back. It does all make sense.

Jack: It does all make.

Cristina: It does make sense. Oh, my gosh. Of course he knows what's gonna happen. Those are. He planned it.

Jack: He planned it. Every part.

Cristina: He's waiting for it to happen.

Jack: Not even waiting. He could have blinked. For him, it could have been a split second. From being over there to being at the other end in the future. At some point, I'm like, okay, now let me collect the stone.

Cristina: Yeah, it's all for the stone. And we're just going to be cool with it because, like, it's Jesus.

Jack: It's. Jesus is going to roll up and be like, that was. Yeah, this was part of my plan.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we're all going to like, oh, yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: Like, who's going to say anything? Yeah, nothing's gonna happen.

Jack: Yeah, we're gonna be like.

Cristina: People are gonna freak out and we're gonna have, like, people killing each other. Well, yeah, there's no. No one's gonna stop him.

Jack: And he's literally just gonna prove he's Jesus.

Cristina: Yeah, he's not gonna.

Jack: Like, he doesn't care. He's probably, like, I'm sure Hermes consistently all that. He didn't show anybody how to become. That's different. He had to. You gotta be. You know, you gotta acquire the knowledge to learn how to become a necromancer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But I'm sure he gladly showed everybody how he was a necromancer. You know, just like, oh, that's why the Jesus with the f****** walk on water and wine things casually. These guys bringing people back from the.

Cristina: Dead just to show.

Jack: Just for show. Yeah, magic tricks of all sorts. Bread and fish and this and that.

Cristina: And it's like, okay, it's gonna be the Messiah. The show all over again.

Jack: Yeah, man. No, I think, I think. Well, it's complicated, isn't it? He really did plan the whole f****** thing. It lines up.

Cristina: Yeah. He's gonna pop up and talked about it.

Jack: He said, oh, yeah, it's gonna happen and there's nothing any of you could do about it.

Cristina: And like his people, he brought them there. They're not just shadow. They're just not random shadow realm people that said, hey, we're gonna protect you. No, they were his specific shadow realm people that told us that they're gonna protect us because he told them to say that.

Jack: Yeah. And he'll easily get rid of the problem.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is effortless. You could control everybody effortlessly. They swear this part. They swear this. This is their plan too, I bet. Yeah. I don't think they're word. They think, oh, we're working with Jesus. I think they think this is their plan.

Cristina: Yeah. He brought them back and they're like, yeah, this is what he wanted and that's it. But they're not questioning why. Or maybe they are, who knows? But that's so crazy because he knew and they're not gonna do anything about it.

Jack: No, it's nuts. This is crazy, man. He specifically saved the prisoners of Yahweh, which are the Jews of Yahweh. The tide with Yahweh. He was just. Yo, that's crazy.

Cristina: Then they have to know his plan. They are not just protecting those people out of an agreement to make them into stone. Like it has to be because Jesus want that. And they know the plan is to turn him into a stone so Jesus can have it. He saved them. The he. They must have a deal with him. He's the true devil at the crossroads.

Jack: Yeah. He is the devil at the crossroad. He's the top of it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh. Oh, d***. That makes perfect sense. Well, whatever. We are out of time. But crazy.

Cristina: I understand why the people were afraid. Now we see it.

Jack: Now we see it. Now we see it.

Cristina: Them.

Jack: Yeah. Well, that group of sea people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We might actually see the whole situation.

Cristina: That might be the step to the end of all of them. The first step to the end of all of them.

Jack: Well, it depends, because we still have the people, the sea people at the bottom of the island. They still had the same amount of time to work on their tank.

Cristina: They don't have a stone made out of themselves. That's the most powerful thing I've ever imagined.

Jack: S***. You're totally right. You're totally right, Bear.

Cristina: He has so many. And then he's gonna have this one.

Jack: No, to be honest, the other problem is. No, let me. S***, we gotta get out of here. But you brought up so many points. No, no, no. Let me f****** address this real quick because you're totally right on so many cases. First, the Elysians don't have a stone. Jesus stole all of them. After somehow the shadow people acquired them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The Elysians have no stones. First problem. Problem number two, we're just talking about the ones we know created. But keep in mind we know about others. We're not even addressing twin towers going down. That was definitely one being made. Same people on both sides involved. World War II. Same people on both sides involved. It's always the same groups of people always making the same thing. And so we're assuming all of these stones are owned by the same people at this time.

Cristina: Which is Jesus.

Jack: Which is Jesus. Afraid, like. Yeah, there's no chance. You're totally right. There's no chance any elation is stepping up. There's no chance.

Cristina: Jesus has been making stones all this whole time. All these things have been. It's just him and his people that he has here, disguised as us.

Jack: Alternatively, desperate times, desperate measures, they went into two different directions.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: The people who went west can definitely at this very moment be making pure Elysian stones. If they've gone mad with the need to retaliate. A caste system naturally evolved, and the bottom of the caste system is still equally pure DNA. But now you're the people who will be used to create stones. I'm sure a single Elysian stone, a pure one person Elysian stone, is quite powerful. I'm not saying super, but I'm saying equivalent to like a weak human stone. I think if you have an entire caste system that you can throw, say a hundred thousand people into and say you guys are all the stone and they already have a stone. Assuming they would devolve into that. We don't know how big the civilization is down there. Yeah, it would have had to expand underneath the water over 100,000 years, probably quite significantly. So who knows?

Cristina: Who knows? It's possible, but we don't.

Jack: Also, is Bioshock loosely based on what's happening there? Just saying. Anyways, totally random. Just thought about it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah. Mad stones. And I Don't even remember what my other point was.

Cristina: The Elysians might be having a plan, a backup plan.

Jack: Oh, s***. The people who went north, that's the backup plan. Because what's north? A group of what?

Cristina: Nepalem.

Jack: Nephilim. Is anything more f****** overpowered than a pure clean nephilim, which is a clean 50.50cut of human and deletion DNA.

Cristina: But that is what Gaza is.

Jack: That is not what Gaza is. Gaza is more diluted. It has to be 50. 50.

Cristina: Has to be 50. 50. Okay.

Jack: And that is what exists up north. If they trap and isolate that, then.

Cristina: They have a nice stone and then.

Jack: Breed that over the same amount of time. Keep in mind these groups of people are thinking in their time scales and.

Cristina: We don't know why they didn't stop. Like, we know that they know about those people, but haven't done anything to them, so it could happen. They're just letting them breed in that one specific location just in case of. Yes, there was always a backup. Okay. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Okay, so just theories, you know, just talking about things. There's direction here.

Cristina: Interesting. Interesting. What? What? Craziness. Okay, so there's more. It's not just an easy word for Jesus.

Jack: At least.

Cristina: For Jesus, at least.

Jack: Yeah, there isn't. And it's definitely. You know, it's gonna get crazy. It's gonna get wild in some time.

Cristina: Okay, well, we can all just wait until that happens, I guess. I don't know. Because no one has a real plan anyway.

Jack: And, I mean, I'm sure the plan is being worked on.

Cristina: Besides the people that are trying to escape, everybody.

Jack: Yeah, I'm sure there's people trying to escape. There's the possible retaliation from the Elysian side, but we might. Ha. Man, if there's a can't. It sucks either way. It sucks either way. If this is real and this really happens, it doesn't matter who wins. We're f*****. It would have to be Jesus wins. If the Shadow People win, which I guess. No, it's Jesus. No, it wouldn't suck both ways, because Jesus would stop the Shadow People. They've. They're gonna be tossed away. Easy. He explained that plan. Yes, but no, he still knows what's gonna happen. The Alicians can't beat the plan. They think they can. Yeah, but he saw that fail too. He saw their plan. He saw their plan. He's a necromancer. He knows it worked. He's been on the other side. He saw it. That's why it doesn't matter.

Cristina: I don't know. Maybe he hasn't seen that specific plan.

Jack: Everything has come true. That's overpowered. Come on. That's pretty.

Cristina: Maybe they're so secretive about that plan that they don't really have that as a plan.

Jack: But how? He's psychic. He could just. He still knows that.

Cristina: That could be.

Jack: Unless they're somehow blocking it out.

Cristina: Yeah, they can't. I don't know.

Jack: Well, I still don't know if his psychic ability allows him to zone in on people like that, but I don't know. Anyways. Anyways, if you guys. Yeah, there's a lot. There's too much. If you guys have any information that you want to give us on any of this, if you guys have any perspectives or data or any. Anything you want to talk about, you could do that. Hit us up on our social medias. You can communicate with us doing that at just Convo pod that's on Tik Tok, Facebook, Instagram X.

Cristina: And remember to subscribe, rate and review the show.

Jack: Yes. And word of mouth is the most overpowered thing that's existed in all of history. And look, I always think this s***'s almost ending, and then another door opens and then it's infinite.

Cristina: You'll never do. Never close. It will never close.

Jack: It will never close. And it makes only more sense as time goes by. It's maddening.

Cristina: Yes, this has been the Rambling podcast. Take Nothing Personal and thanks for listening by.

Jack: Sa.

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Rambling 248: The Garden of Eden

Who were those closest to Jehovah? How did all these individuals live so long? Which experiments did they conduct? The duo finally deep dive into the research team ‘Garden of Eden’ in order to better understand its members and the core principle of their research and longevity. Although a difficult research project, the fruits of the labor payoff because of a simple revelation made which ultimately answers one big question and asks ten more!

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Anthroposophy
  • Jehovah
  • Nahas
  • The Real Age of Lilith
  • Lucifer
  • Creating Physical Bodies
  • Highest Garden Clearance
  • Curing Death
  • The Messenger
  • Artificial Naga

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And this here right now that you are listening to actively is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. It's our job to do so to ground humanity's most absurd, baffling ideas, period. Bruh.

Cristina: Yes, bro.

Jack: Yes, bruh. As you guys know, blah, blah, blah. Recap. Listen to another episode. Anyways, following all that, blah, blah, blah. Listen to an episode. It can't have anything recently. If you're just tuning in, bruh, we've been talking about kind of secret knowledge, I suppose, pieced together by the slightest bits of anything left behind that wasn't suppressed by the Catholic Church, ultimately turning out the fact that the f****** Catholic Church was actually the good guys the whole f****** time and they were suppressing s*** because of darker s***.

Cristina: Well, saying anyone's a good guy is kind of a stretch.

Jack: Fair, fair. There is worse s***, but that doesn't mean they're the good guys, because we.

Cristina: Don'T really know what's anyone's intentions.

Jack: Yeah, their intention could be to take over the universe.

Cristina: No idea. No one's. No, we have no idea who anyone's goal is really, or why. Like, we have an idea of what they're trying to do, but why is anyone trying to.

Jack: Yeah, we straight up have no clue. We straight up have no clue what the motivation behind any of the. What, the sea people, the Egyptians, the Earth. What is it the. The sea people known as. Well, the sea people are Elysium. Now that we've established, regardless of whether they are in the Persian Gulf oasis or in Atlantis. Well, Atlantis is not the Persian Gulf oasis, in the palace of Alcaraz or in the Atlantic Ocean. In Atlantis, the sea people are just a title given by the Greeks and a couple of people referring to them, but their name is the Elysians. Okay, established. A lot of what's happening revolves around the Elysians because they seem to be the furthest up in the totem pole and the first to get to the thing that a lot of others are trying to more or less get to. So because they're the highest up in the discussion of all the others, they're the information that comes across. Although the. The most buried of all of it. The most. It shows up in most places, even if a single line. It shows up everywhere on earth about them. About them. While other places might have a lot of advancement, but it's not really as advanced. And so they're mentioned more. It looks like the further up you got, the less you are mentioned because you also succeeded more in erasing yourself. So in recent weeks, we have discussed the Earth gods, which are the Mayan elite researchers. We've discussed the Sun Gods, which are the Egyptian elite researchers. We've discussed the Naga, which was an enlightening venture. And like I said before we jumped into the night, we're going to be focusing on a lot of individual groups, which is how we did. Which is why we did the Sun Gods and why we did the Earth Gods and why we did the Naga. And we're going to continue. And the Greeks, the Greek? Well, we didn't actually. Oh, well, did we discuss the Greek? No, we were talking about Naga and stumbled upon.

Cristina: I feel like it was so much of the Greeks and how they're related to this whole thing.

Jack: No, we were going. It was episode two of the Naga, really.

Cristina: Oh, okay. I guess they were the center because there's so much you found out about them specifically.

Jack: It was specifically about Glyconic.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Which answered a lot of questions. But following that, in fact, it's all right here, considering I've been, like, building it all up. I know we have. Really, what we were discussing, that were the two important bits, was we were very curious as to why Ophiomorphos, the Naga created by Yaldabaoth, was created by Yaldabaoth in the first place. And we found out that that's a pattern because Glykon himself and Kido Keto created Medusa and her sisters, and Glycon turned himself into a sort of the closest replica, even something an actual Naga couldn't accomplish. Somehow, with the help of that Naga and other scientists, Glykon became Glykon. And so there was a lot of focus on that discussion. But keeping intact with what we've been doing and focusing on individual groups, something interesting popped up. Now, I was looking into all the Shadow People we know, all the Djinn and other creatures that aren't Jinn but are from the Shadow Realm, like Sizen, who's not necessarily a Djinn.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right. So just looking at all the Shadow People we know, and that episode's coming, I'm gonna have. We're gonna talk about all those details. But in doing so, a couple of interesting things came up and directed me completely away from the Djinn and completely away from the Shadow Realm, back to Earth Realm. So before we jump into that there's an interesting thing to discuss briefly. It's just a word. It's called Anthroposophy. And Anthroposophy is a new day name, a current age name. This was developed in the 20th century by a man named Rudolph Stainer. And it is the study of the shadow realm.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This was invented and is a true area of philosophy and thought about how to investigate the shadow realm. Thank you, Rudolph Steiner. We are way ahead of you, bro. But there are normal everyday people who don't have the profession that we do working for the elites like we do. They are slowly catching up.

Cristina: Did you check out what he researched?

Jack: We're going to eventually. Okay, that's not the point. I just wanted to mention that there are people diving in, okay? There are people who are gonna eventually get where we are, maybe many, many years in the future. We have advanced technologies and whatever to allow us to do our job well. Anyways, because of deep diving into individual groups and the things that doing so leads to, I have inadvertently stumbled upon a couple of interesting things. So just like talking about the Naga, specifically the Naga. Just like talking about specifically the Earth Gods, just like talking about specifically the Sun Gods, we have today one important deep dive that didn't seem relevant. But as I go through it, you're gonna notice why it is because we didn't actually know a lot of these questions, a lot of not questions. We didn't know a lot of these individuals. We knew that there had to be more. We just didn't know who they were. And luckily I learned a day. So today we are gonna look into the Garden of Eden's research team.

Cristina: Okay, you found stuff on that?

Jack: I found stuff on the Garden of Eden research team.

Cristina: Is the Garden. Do you know the location? Is it where we think it is as well?

Jack: The Garden of Eden is a research team besides.

Cristina: Yeah, but they're hanging out in one area.

Jack: They were previously in the Persian Gulf oasis and then they are in Atlantis.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: So wherever their civilization is, seems to be where they collect. Where they are most protected and hidden from everybody else. It is very important to remember the Garden is not a place that is.

Cristina: The name of the group hangs out.

Jack: It's just the name of the group. It's a lab. Any lab they can get their research into is their lab. The lab is not called the Garden. They are called the Garden.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: The team, the group of people is called the Garden.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: So let us begin at the top and work our way to very unpredictable places. I warn you, ahead of time. This is definitely going to answer questions we didn't know we we needed to ask, answer questions we had and we forgot about and enlighten areas that have been foggy. Let us begin with Jehovah, the Big Kahuna.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's one of the members of the Garden of Eden, because that's the conversation. He is an Earthrealmer, an Elysian, AKA a sea person. He is, as far as we know, the highest authority of Elysian, which would seem to be consistent with the highest authority in Egypt being the head researcher and the highest authority in Maya being the head researcher, that is Ra and it's Amna respectively. He is direct ancestor to Eloi, who was presumably the first Earth Realm or contacted by a Shadow Realm individual directly.

Cristina: Great. Is it?

Jack: And not just a any Shadow Realmer, but rather the creator of Earthrealm.

Cristina: Very sus.

Jack: He is Garden of Eden's team leader. Not just the leader of the Elysians personally ventured into the Shadow realms somewhere between 10,000 BC and 13,000 BC to acquire one of each fruit. He went to the Forest of Shadows, retrieved one of each. He's responsible for advancing the technology of the Elysians so rapidly and in such a short time that they've achieved the magnificent levels of tech that they have. He is the founder of the Jesus Experiment, which was about inseminating Mary and half the genetic makeup of Jesus Christ. We weren't thinking about who the other half was. And we know that the stones were used as well as the fruits, but we didn't consider the fact that this lady was impregnated and like. Yeah. So looking into it, it seems that basically her genetic material still required a male's genetic material. It wasn't Joseph, he was a Magi. He's not allowed to procreate. It was Jehovah who submitted his genetic material with a random other Elysian.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Thus creating Jesus Christ.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: With the power of the stones, both stones and three fruits.

Cristina: Magic.

Jack: Magic. Next we have Nahas. Nahas is one of the original members of the Garden of Eden. Just like Jehovah, he is the Naga assigned to Jehovah. His appearance is that of a 2 foot ish, more or less serpent with arms and legs. He is the second in command of the Garden of Eden. Unlike in Egypt where Ra and Atum are 1 and 2 and then their Nagas are 3 and 4. Here it's Jehovah followed by his Naga, which is more like in Maya where it's Izamna. And then instantaneously after Zamna is Ixchel, who's a shadow person. And then comes Szent, who's also a shadow person. So the order of structure doesn't really matter. It's whoever has the most authority, whoever has the most knowledge and power. So that makes perfect sense. So he's an Aga assigned to Jehovah. His appearance is that of a two foot snake with arms and legs. Yeah. And he is the second in command of the Garden of Eden. Meaning anybody below him responds to him. Responsible personally for assisting in the development of the technology that assists the sea people, the Elysians, and makes them particularly overpowered as compared to the rest of the world. And personally assisted in the Jesus Christ experiment along with Jehovah. Let us begin spiraling out ever so slightly. The fourth in command. There's a reason I'm doing it in this order. The fourth in command of the Garden of Eden is Lilith.

Cristina: How do you know?

Jack: Based on the structure that they lay out in all the work. She is a Shadow Realm native. So she's a Djinn member of the Garden of Eden research team along with Mahas and Jehovah. As One of the four original members, she is the first person to use a Philosopher's Stone. Specifically the Adam one within EarthRealm 150,000 years ago.

Cristina: And you made a bunch of shadow.

Jack: People, went against orders and used Adam ahead of schedule and without permission. When clearance restrictions were applied, she quit and left the Garden of Eden research team. Fellow researcher Samael left the research team with Lilith as they had fallen in love. We'll revisit that man very soon.

Cristina: Okay. He's number three.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Third in command in the Garden of Eden. Now we're gonna get to some fun stuff. Lucifer.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: A Shadow Realm native.

Cristina: Another one.

Jack: Another one. We have found the second person in the Shadow Realm who's in the Elysian Garden of Eden research team. Now the pattern is more consistent. I'll tell you something ahead of time. I did not find a second serpent. That I think is extremely weird considering.

Cristina: That it's most teams have to.

Jack: All the major teams. There's three major teams and each one has one of those. They have one that came from the Shadow Realm, an individual from the Shadow Realm with the serpent, and an individual from earthrealm was a serpent. And usually have at least two Shadow Realm individuals in the team.

Cristina: If this team split up, most likely that shadow. No. Then the Naga left with the people that left with. What's her name?

Jack: With Lilith.

Cristina: With Lilith. Yeah.

Jack: Well, Lilith doesn't have A serpent?

Cristina: Well, yeah, it probably isn't her serpent.

Jack: But it's probably right now we're talking about before the team splits up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I found everybody in the team.

Cristina: Oh, okay, cool.

Jack: There wasn't a serpent. There's Nahas. And I did not find another serpent. Unless it's a case like Glycon, the serpent made.

Cristina: Yeah, that one's weird. That doesn't really count.

Jack: Well, in the case like Glycon, it's really. Yeah, that's made. So there's not like a second natural serpent. Where is the second natural serpent? Why are you guys so overpowered? If there's people with more magic in their team than you guys have, why are you guys ahead? They're two teams. They have twice as much magic as part of their team than you. Why are you the head of it? They're supposed to help. And they come from the most overpowered, most advanced place that exists yet. You guys are ahead. Weird questions for days. All right, all right, all right. So get ready for the things I'm about to tell you. I'm ready because this is gonna get weird, bro. Now we're gonna get weird. And this isn't even as weird as it's gonna get.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's pretty weird, though. So. Third in command of the Garden of Eden, Shadow Realm native. Let us type in. Formerly the primary research directly on the Fruit of Knowledge. He was the primary researcher for that. His entire division of researchers were focused on the Fruit of Knowledge. That was their focus 20,000 years ago. Lucifer learned how to trap Shadow Realm natives in physical bodies identical to that of earthrealmers, allowing Shadow Realm natives to enhance themselves with the use of adrenochrome, which is something only earthrealmers can use. Shadow Realmrs used fear to cross. Earthrealmers use adrenochrome to cross. Lucifer learned, using Shadow Realm science, how to create artificial bodies identical to Earth Realm bodies. For Shadow Realm creatures who are not physical beings, he learned how to become physical.

Cristina: But these bodies are made of bodies.

Jack: They're bodies. They're bodies. They're real bodies. Unlike a Wetchaj, who's ghostly. Windingo, who's ghostly. The Djinn, who are ghostly. They're not physical. They're ethereal. By definition, they're all ethereal. He learned how to trap an ethereal being in a physical body as though there is ethereal existence. Was the soul.

Cristina: What? But this isn't like possession or anything. This is some other thing.

Jack: No, this is some other thing.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Some other thing. A thousand percent.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it Makes them capable of enhancing themselves with adrenochrome. So Shadow Realm people who already have Shadow Realm abilities and then have the added ability to use adrenochrome.

Cristina: Weird.

Jack: Okay, fascinating.

Cristina: They're using adrenochrome makes them capable of using adrenochrome.

Jack: And it also makes them capable of actually eating fairy fruits and getting their abilities. Because people in the Shadow Realm can eat the fairy fruits but just take nourishment from them. They cannot get abilities from the fairy fruits. It's only. I did not know this part. The fruits only affect earthrealm natives. You have to be an Earthremer to be affected by the fairy fruit. You cannot eat the fairy fruit as part of. You can't just be a shadow person, eat the fairy fruit and get anything from it.

Cristina: Be a shadow person who gets body.

Jack: You could be a shadow person who gets a physical body and then consumes a fruit and then has the same effect that would happen to a Earthling.

Cristina: What?

Jack: So he basically made perfect humans? Or not humans, but Earthlings. He can make perfect earthlings. He figured that out? Yeah, with nothing but science. Meaning Yaldabaoth is not the only one who figured that out.

Cristina: Figured that out too.

Jack: Yaldabaoth created this realm?

Cristina: Oh, yes, yes. But we're not Shadow Realm spirits.

Jack: No, he figured out how to make a physical body and put himself into it, which technically Yaldabaoth didn't even figure out. Okay, so fair enough. I see where you come from. So that's already the first crazy thing. Second, using the. Using the genetics of Elysian and fellow researcher Samael, he managed to give himself a physical body which was identical to Samael's.

Cristina: Identical? Why would he make it identical, though?

Jack: I think. I don't. I don't know. I think it has to be. He used the genetics of Samael to make it. And the body looks identical to Samael. I think the body is going to look identical to the genetic host.

Cristina: Okay, so this.

Jack: It's like a cloned body, essentially. That can.

Cristina: Yeah. So, like, for anyone that does this, any Shadow Realm person has to look like an actual. Like a.

Jack: Like somebody who already exists. Which would then the argument be. Is this what we confuse for possession? The person who has been cloned and then this. It's a vessel with no soul.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then gets filled out by a Shadow Realm. Ethereal being is not the same. That person is somewhere.

Cristina: What do you think happened to that person, though?

Jack: I don't know. Well, the body had to be made, which suggests that body is somewhere in the Shadow Realm, where it could have been cloned. Some person gets snatched.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean, they do need that adrenochrome and blood, I guess, from that person.

Jack: They don't need the adrenochrome from the person. They need DNA in order to recreate the body.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The adrenochrome is just a benefit of having a human body.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So essentially, they take the Adri. They, not the adrenal. They take the DNA, clone the body. The body has no soul. They can fill out that soulless body with their own ethereal existence and now control it like they are that individual.

Cristina: That's crazy. So then they might be the demons that we see. Or not demons, but people who are possessed.

Jack: It would just. Yeah, exactly. That person is somewhere freaking the f*** out, trapped and unable to escape. So there's that.

Cristina: So he looks just like.

Jack: He looks identical to Samael. When Jesus became a disturbance to the secrets and the research of the Elysians, Lucifer is actually the one who devised the plan that involved the crucifixion. Unknowing that Jesus, he's still part of.

Cristina: The team then, right? He's not one of the abandoned ones.

Jack: No, no.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And he was unknowing that Jesus had already established a way back if he were to die.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So this was unknown to the Elysians. Specifically the people who needed to know it was unknown to the Garden of Eden. They did not know that Jesus had already built his plan B. Yeah. So Jesus is kind of ahead of everybody. We're over here really thinking it's the Garden of Eden as the top, top, top, top, top. Yeah, but Jesus single handedly is s******* on these guys.

Cristina: Yes, because we thought maybe he was interested in going back or something. Because they're. Maybe they're hiding from him. But maybe that's not the case at all. He doesn't care where they're at.

Jack: Care? He's too op. Yeah, he knows too much without even. He doesn't even know where the f*** they are. And he's way ahead alone.

Cristina: Yeah, they may. Their job is to get rid of him. Yeah, but they still have to hide because they're trying.

Jack: No, he's an unstoppable force.

Cristina: They know he knows.

Jack: Like, yeah, it looks like he might be the real problem at this point.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, legitimately, he might just be like, if you get in my way, I'm just get rid of you. Yeah, well, Lucifer, this is where a lot is about to start making sense. Lucifer was actually an advocate for the sharing of technology with as many civilizations as possible to assist in moving science forward at an increasingly faster rate across the world. The more people that know, the more people, the more minds we can put on the same topics and subjects and research the best of those we can move together.

Cristina: So do you think he picked the specific groups of people that they would partner up with?

Jack: So this includes having reached out to the Egyptian civilization and the Mayan civilization and several attempts to assist other civilizations that advanced too quickly and as a result self destructed. Those were all his thing.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Including the civilizations that completely fell apart that were along the old equator.

Cristina: No, he was trying to get them involved.

Jack: He was trying to involve. So the argument was really. Which I believe is one of the following lines. This includes civilizations across the old equator, which were the first to be reached out to later. Focusing on only the most advanced civilizations instead of all the civilizations. He wanted to share it with all civilizations. Take even the people who are primitive and let's force them to quickly evolve. And those civilizations collapsed. Those are the ones that are abandoned across the old equator because he was trying to give it to everybody. Hey, look, there's people everywhere. We can get these people, all of them, to partake in this thing. But they had not matured enough to use these things properly. So first they're excited, then they work together, but immediately devolve into their most primitive instincts and collapse.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: So then the directive became to work with only the most advanced civilizations who've matured enough to deal with advancement, which.

Cristina: Is the top two.

Jack: Which is later focusing on the most advanced civilizations of all civilizations, which Lucifer did not like, but coped with because his. His personal attempts at enlightening everybody was.

Cristina: That hard did not work.

Jack: It was falling apart. It was essentially his fault entire civilizations went extinct. He chose people who were not ready. That's on him. When the rest of the research team and the sea people, all the Elysians in general, suggested no longer sharing technologies with civilizations other than the established relationships. Prior to the move from the Persian Gulf oasis to the Atlantic Ocean, Jehovah and Lucifer had a crazy argument where they completely disagreed. In Jehovah is on the side of we're no. And as a leader, he has the final say. We are not sharing this with anybody else.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: That is done. The people we've established connections with are good. That's who we're dealing with. No one else. Lucifer disagrees. And he thinks the rest of the world is going to be left in darkness and abandoned and left behind this crazy Argument happens, resulting in Lucifer quitting the research team. Although still maintaining his physical form, established through Samael's body, he returns to the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Oh, I thought he helps them with Jesus. Is that after that?

Jack: Probably already happened, considering they're leaving. They're deciding to suppress and hide themselves. That's around the Jesus time. Presumably, he helped with Jesus. Okay, all right. Now those are the obvious people within the team. Let's dive into the less obvious people within the team. Michael, an earthrealmer, an Elysian. He is a military general and Garden of Eden research team member and tactical expert, referred to as the angel of War. Originally joined the team in order to offer his wealth of knowledge and tactical expertise. Grew to be one of Jehovah's closest and most reliable friends.

Cristina: Really? Okay.

Jack: Once Lucifer left the team, Michael was promoted the third in command and was placed in charge of security detail for all of the Elysians in their old home and their new home to come. He is also responsible for personally for forcefully removing Lucifer from the facilities when he attempted to steal the Fruit of Knowledge research and take it with him.

Cristina: Why? He could just. I guess he could just restart in the Shadow Realm once he was there though.

Jack: Yeah, but he already did a s*** ton of research with quite advanced technology and that was his research. That was his research, bro.

Cristina: His research.

Jack: That was his work.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they're like, nah, that's complicated. That's complicated. If it's something like Abraxas who hears some background noise and you're over here trying to steal all the research, you're an a******. This is Lucifer's research.

Cristina: And they're like.

Jack: They're like, no, that's messed up, dude. He got ice out of a company he works at. That's basically what happened.

Cristina: Just because they did it, he didn't agree.

Jack: He got Steve jobbed. You know, the board is like, nah, get out.

Cristina: But it seemed like everyone was behind. It wasn't just the research, it was the whole community. We're like, we don't want to share this with everyone.

Jack: I guess it really came down to the orders of Jehovah. Jehovah was really the individual in charge of all of this. So, like, I don't know if everybody else was involved. Additionally, random other fact, Michael is the brother to Azrael, which is the thanatologist and geneticist of the team.

Cristina: The what?

Jack: The thanatologist and geneticist.

Cristina: And what is the Thanatosis?

Jack: Well, I will tell you. Asriel, EarthRealmer and Elysian. Asriel is the Thanatologist and geneticist, referred to as the angel of Death. Thanatologist is an individual that specializes in studying death, the effects of death, what is lost in death, what happens in death, the psychology, the neurology. They specialize on all things related to death. Responsible for curing the disease of natural death. Amongst Elysians. The reason that they do not die and it is the same people for an absurd amount of time, is because they no longer have natural death. Another reason that they must hide for long periods of time because continues to study with the Garden of Eden as a primary researcher into the Fruit of life. She is the primary researcher of the Fruit of Life in an attempt to solve death from all illness and incapacitations. They can still be killed. So it is important that they don't go anywhere that they could be killed. Hiding is important if you want to continue your research with your sane people.

Cristina: But they can still pretty much survive anything.

Jack: They'll survive anything. They have the technology. But if something advanced enough showed up and decided, I'm a f*** you up and they weren't ready, they could probably be killed.

Cristina: Jesus.

Jack: So that's Azrael, the sister of Michael.

Cristina: That's his sister. Okay.

Jack: Thanatologist and geneticist of a military general named Michael. Now this is fascinating because again, it explains how the h*** these people have lived so long. But also it looks like without the existence of Azrael, Eloi, AKA L, has still been around a f****** infinity. That dude was around millions of years. What the h*** is that about?

Cristina: He ate a fruit. I don't know. Who's the one that was shown into the shadow realm first?

Jack: He was told about it by.

Cristina: But he never went.

Jack: Well, he actually went with Susan.

Cristina: Yes. Come on. I think. Yes, but no.

Jack: That was still such a long time before anything. He was around really long before that happened.

Cristina: But they knew where the Garden was.

Jack: What does that have to do with how long he lived before even witnessing the existence of the fruits? How the h***. There's a huge. Eloi is the most baffling of all of these people.

Cristina: Or maybe it's not the same person. Maybe it's like his ancestor. They name the. You know, the child family name.

Jack: Yeah, I mean, it could be. I don't know, man.

Cristina: And they all know the story, so it's not really crazy or anything.

Jack: When this happens, Susan doesn't state anything weird.

Cristina: But about the shadow realm, they're not freaked out about it.

Jack: But there's nothing being stated like this isn't the same guy, the ancestor of Eloi named Eloi? Yeah, as far as we know, it's the same freaking guy, man.

Cristina: How is that possible?

Jack: How is that possible? There's something we're not understanding about Eloi because it seems like the Elysians did, in fact require scientific development in order to cure death. So then how the. Like, how the h*** was Eloy around so freaking long?

Cristina: Dude, he was drinking adrenochrome or something.

Jack: That'd be crazy. That was around. It could have been the case. Could have totally been the case. I don't freaking know. But, like, questionable.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Next team member, Raphael, Earth Realmer, delician, secondary researcher on the Fruit of Life, right behind Azrael. Elysian's highest ranking medical professional, though a physiologist, medical doctor and pharmacist. Which means between Raphael and Azrael, together they solved death. Death. Prior to the Elysians becoming private with their civilization and technology, he was famously traveling the Middle east providing medical aid and medical support across the Mediterranean region and all of Persia.

Cristina: They knew about him.

Jack: They knew about him. He was everywhere. He was traveling everywhere helping people. He was a sea person on the ground.

Cristina: The sea people didn't have a problem.

Jack: They did not. Because that was still at the time. It's prior to them being private. He was just traveling. It was prior to their privacy. So he was just out there. Everybody knew about them, okay? Everybody knew about the sea people. There were the suit. They were proud. They were proud about who the f*** they were. Next. Gabriel. Earthrealmer, Elysian ambassador and direct assistant to Jehovah, messenger of the Garden of Eden to the rest of the Elysians, and trader between the Garden of Eden, the sun gods, and the Earth gods. This is the literal individual who travels from place to place when something is done. This is the one who risks losing their life or being caught outside in order to deliver the messages and transport the technology required from one place to another.

Cristina: That would be horrifying. Stabbed. Jesus. Probably watching out for him.

Jack: Could 100%. Could totally be. Everybody else is hiding. Everybody's gonna f*** this s***. We're all gonna do our thing. This is the individual traveling. Now, this is an interesting detail that gets mentioned here because it brings up the fact that after they've become private, this is still the communication individual, but after they've become private, the Mayans have disappeared and the Egyptians have disappeared, and still Gabriel is the messenger. Which means there is, in fact, in Atlantis, a connection to wherever the new location of the Egyptians are and the new location of the Mayans are all Three places are still connected, but exclusively to one another. There's no other way to access any of them. But there's ways to access each other.

Cristina: Yes, but he could be like using technology to communicate with them.

Jack: I think they've got portals in these places. I'm pretty sure there's a portal in Atlantis that takes them into the Great Void. And there's a portal in Atlantis that goes into the underground catacomb facility with the storage systems for energy and data that the Mayans have. And the same in theory would apply between the Egyptians and the Mayans. Where the Mayans have a portal from their catacombs to the Great Void and to Atlantis. And the Egyptians have a portal from the Great Void to Atlantis and to the catacombs. This tells us they are all still connected. Even if we can't access them. They can access one another regardless of where the f*** they might be. And we're pretty sure two of them are still on Earth and one of them is somewhere way the f*** out there. But they're still capable of doing their thing.

Cristina: Yeah, well they can't know about Jesus then, right? The Mayans and the Egyptians, if they're.

Jack: Still in communication with the Elysians, yes, they know. They've been informed. Oh, they're not just going to be like we're not telling you. No, they've probably shared every bit of knowledge. Always.

Cristina: Okay, because what did Jesus find them? They're underground. They might not be impossible to get to.

Jack: I'm sure they're pretty difficult to get to. On the flip side, we don't personally know. They could have been destroyed by Jesus a long time ago.

Cristina: We have no idea.

Jack: And we have no idea. We have no clue. And they're all just dead. Jesus single handedly death starred the out of them. Or like Starkiller just went there single handedly Bloodshed everywhere. And they're trying to figure it out. They're super advanced mega ultra weapons throughout here. Shooting him, laser weaponing him down. He's just eating it. Grabbing people by the neck, crushing their skulls like nothing.

Cristina: What would that mean? With their teleporters.

Jack: Then he went to all the places and extinct all of them and everything has failed. Yeah. So I'm assuming they're just fine. Yeah, I'm assuming that they're perfectly okay.

Cristina: I don't think they have a teleporter because I feel like if he just they.

Jack: Because this just established the fact that he's directly. Not just the communicator and messenger, but the trader, he trades between them. If it was just messages, then he's. He could do Morse code for all we care. But no, he's with them, exchanging data and tools and items and notebooks of data. That is the fact of the matter. So they are somehow reaching each other. Okay, that's happening. Gabriel is accessing the Egyptians and the Maya. Additionally, this tells us a lot too. Again, this is him putting himself in danger. He is the primary connection to the Greeks. He's who shows up in Mount Athos. He's the guy. It's Gabriel.

Cristina: He shows up everywhere.

Jack: Nobody else. He's the dude who's in charge of all of us making rounds from one place to another. And because the Greek are way behind. Or so we thought. But now it explains why they have a. They don't trust the Greek. No, but they still know. Now it makes more sense because it didn't before. Like, why are you guys trading with these wack a** people? What do they have that you need?

Cristina: Until we found out.

Jack: Until we find out that they actually do have pretty advanced technology. Although they don't like the Greek. This actually f****** all of it pieces together a lot of s*** we didn't think about before because I was always suspicious. Like, it doesn't make sense. Are you just helping them to not be a*******?

Cristina: That doesn't make sense because there's so.

Jack: Many people they're ignoring. There's so many people, they're just like, die. Who cares why these people you particularly don't like? Yeah, except now we get it after last episode, where we discover with Glycon, there's real sciences that these people have developed that they themselves don't have.

Cristina: Crazy. Yes, they have Freaking. What are they called?

Jack: Naga.

Cristina: Nagas.

Jack: You've learned how to turn a person into a Naga? That's absurd. Right? And like, okay, now it makes sense why they might not be in the loop of the three, but we can't. We can't ignore them either. Yeah, there's a problem there that could become a problem to us. So let's play nice. Even if we don't like them, we say treaty. Even if not, partnership. Additionally, he is the sole communicator between the Garden of Eden and Mary, Joseph and the three Magi. When they are moving from one place to another, that means this individual is using their technology, popping out while an entire civilization is moving from one place to another.

Cristina: I feel like it would be an easier job if he was a Shadow Realm person. He's not though, right?

Jack: They got portals.

Cristina: I know.

Jack: Although as far as we know it seems like the portal has to be established somewhere.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So I don't know how. He must be making genuine trips between one place and another. Making his life the most. He has no other job, I guess so. It's like.

Cristina: It would just be easier if he was a Shadow Room person, I feel like.

Jack: But he's not.

Cristina: But he's not.

Jack: But he's not.

Cristina: Well, we don't know if he's become one. Like, can you become one?

Jack: It doesn't seem we've seen anything that could turn somebody into a Shadow Realm individual. Next is Uriel. Uriel is an Earthrealmer, another Elysian. By the way, we found a crap ton of Elysians for this episode. He is the head of security and the most trusted officer of Michael. In charge of guarding the entrance to the Garden of Eden's research facilities. Using highly advanced technology and known for being as ruthless as Shadow Realm creatures. Are the trespassers just a violent, monstrous individual who's employed by the team. You protect us at all costs. There are. I don't have any other stories written right here, but there are so many stories of this guy being quite gruesome, you would think he's a demon.

Cristina: He's not drinking blood or anything.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no.

Cristina: Just murder.

Jack: Murder. Beheadings, gut ripping, limb ripping. Slow. Like old school, Old Testament, Jehovah, cruelty level types of s***.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This guy was in. In. He's like, I'm down. What? Like they hired a psychopath. And he's like, you're gonna. You guys are okay with me doing this? And they're like, yeah, yeah, we want you to do this. He's like, wow, I feel like I belong now. And then goes ahead and just rips heads off of things 1% of his size and smiles while doing it. That kind of. He's that guy. Now let us dive in to something important that matters a lot.

Cristina: What's that?

Jack: Samael. Finally, an earthrealmer. An Elysian. Now, keep in mind, we heard he fell in love with Lilith, which means Lilith fell in love with an Elysian. Second ranking researcher into the Fruit of Knowledge, right behind Lucifer.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: Okay, interesting. Botanist and Earth science specialist. Smart guy. Discovered how to plant seeds of the Fruit of Knowledge into earthrealm soil and grow the tree.

Cristina: He grew the fairy trees.

Jack: He learned how. No, no, no, no. He learned how to grow a fairy tree on earthrealm soil. The fairy tree's fruits aren't fruits on our end. They're only fruits in the Shadow Realm. Oh.

Cristina: But his have.

Jack: His were inverted. He learned how to make the fruit grow on the earthrealm side. What a powerful mind.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This is a skilled individual who has essentially broken the matrix. As far as we know.

Cristina: How do you even do something like that?

Jack: Through botany. We're not going to discuss botany on the show. But through botany, through plant growing, watering, and that's not stuff.

Cristina: There's way more to it.

Jack: Of course. It's science is responsible for growing the first successful fairy tree with branches in EarthRealm.

Cristina: Bruh.

Jack: As opposed to the roots. What we see as trees are just the roots. Yeah.

Cristina: That are still very protected though.

Jack: That are still very protected. Is the DNA donor for Lucifer's body transmutation later. And this is where s***'s about to be really complicated because the implications are false. Nuts. Later use Lucifer's body transmutation technology and samples of Nahas.

Cristina: What?

Jack: David, I just talked about Nahas earlier. Keep forgetting who Nahas is. Pay attention. Be involved. Nahas is Jehovah Serpent. Later used Lucifer's body transmutation technology and samples of Naha's physiology to alter himself into an artificial Naga.

Cristina: Of course. Of course. It's not shocking.

Jack: Had the ability to take the form of a serpent at will. Following the procedure, abandoned the garden to follow Lilith after falling in love with her. And she left. And most importantly, went to the Shadow Realm with her. I did not find this in any of her material. She left the group. Lucifer clearly stated went back to the Shadow Realm. Nowhere did it state Lilith went to the Shadow Realm. But when you look at Samael, he goes to the Shadow Realm with her. So she also went to the Shadow Realm. Fascinating. Now let's unpack Samael real quick.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Lucifer looks like Samael. Samael can become a serpent. Lucifer argued in case of sharing knowledge. Samael and Lucifer were both involved with the Fruit of Knowledge. Samael was directly involved with Lilith. If we look at the old narrative in where there is a serpent who tempts Adam and Eve, the serpent is Samael.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Not Nahas. Nahas does whatever the f*** Jehovah wants.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's no reason he would. Lucifer does whatever Jehovah wants. There's no reason he would. Although Lucifer is in fact trying to give the world enlightenment.

Cristina: Exactly. So the Bringer of Light together to do that?

Jack: Well, no, because this is still all part of the research world.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The one who plants and grows the Tree of Knowledge is Samael. And then Samael goes out of his way. I'm thinking Samael gave the Fruit of Knowledge as an experiment to some primitive culture. On the flip side, it is completely possible that Lucifer was on board with that. You grew the fruit on our side. Let's grab it, give it to people and see what happens.

Cristina: Ah, yes. Huh? Maybe. And maybe it didn't. It failed. And so that's when.

Jack: That's why he wanted to give it. The primitive cultures, we give them Fruit of Knowledge, they get enlightenment, but they grow quickly. We give them our technology, they will evolve quickly. But then those collapse. Those experiments failed. Entire civilizations lost. What were you thinking?

Cristina: I keep forgetting her name. I keep thinking of Eve. But Lilith. She gets involved, too, though, because she makes her own. But why is she making her own?

Jack: If we think of the way the.

Cristina: Research works, in that same research.

Jack: Yeah. No, if we think of the way the research works, she uses the Philosopher Stone, Adam, then Samael, who managed to grow fresh fruit, provides those primitive creatures with the Fruit of Life. Actually, the Fruit of Knowledge. My apologies. The Fruit of Knowledge in an attempt to create the next intelligent breed.

Cristina: Yep, that's. That sounds right. Then they all get kicked out to the Shadow Realm. I guess. I don't know.

Jack: Now, this is where I have a big, big problem, because there's a huge discrepancy here that I know you did not notice. Lilith used Adam 150,000 years ago. Eloi is who was around 150,000 years ago, not Jehovah. What do you see the problem?

Cristina: I don't understand the problem.

Jack: I don't understand the problem either. My question is, is she's a shadow person. We know she's not gonna age normally, or maybe they don't age at all. I'm not entirely sure how that works.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is she older than Lucifer? Has she been involved in this longer than Lucifer? If not, or if so. Regardless of what the answer to that question is, is she the first or in the first research team which involved Sizen, Lilith, Sizen and Eloi?

Cristina: Okay, so she didn't betray the. What's his name?

Jack: Loi.

Cristina: Oh, she did, But. So there was a first.

Jack: I don't know if there was. I know. He was definitely working on some s***.

Cristina: Yeah. This timeline, it's ridiculous. It's so long.

Jack: Yes. She stretches from 150,000 years ago to 10,000 years ago. That's four. That's 140,000 years of her just being around, as far as we know, to put this into perspective. And I. I guess I didn't think about this before, but I guess it makes sense. Lilith has literally been around since before the Eve stone. Which I guess makes sense according to all the literature. Yes, I guess. But that. The fact that that just got reinforced makes it more of a problem. Because I was thinking maybe I'm wrong and the state is. I'm missing some piece of. But no, I guess that technically falls in line with all the f****** information.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: She was there before the Stone of Lilith. I mean, of Eve.

Cristina: Yeah, I don't know.

Jack: I just made it more complicated. I was looking for an out, like maybe I f***** up somewhere and like I go back and find. But no, it makes f****** sense. According to the s*** that already is out there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So Lilith knew both Jehovah and El. Lilith is more important than Lucifer.

Cristina: Maybe she's the reason he stayed alive for so long. I don't know.

Jack: Well, she wasn't working on any of that crap. That was Asriel.

Cristina: Asriel, yeah, but she was with him.

Jack: What does that have to do with Asriel wasn't even. Yeah, Asriel wasn't even born. So there's no solution to this problem.

Cristina: She can still. She might have known something about adrenochrome to help this guy live as long as he lives.

Jack: Well, no, as a shadow person, she wouldn't know anything about adrenochrome. She uses fear specifically.

Cristina: Crap.

Jack: She literally would know nothing about adrenochrome. That's too Earthling. Only Earthrealm. I mean, Lucifer had to figure out how to become an Earthrealm in order to use it.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Or not become an Earthrealm or replicate Earthrealm or physiology, at least in order to use it.

Cristina: So what does it mean?

Jack: I don't know. This is a quite complicated individual. It looks like Samael and Lucifer are conflated. Not only Samael and Lucifer, but Samael, Lucifer and Mahas. There's a lot of conflation there. Looks like a lot of the accusations that go to Nahas were just Samael. Nahas is innocent for all we know. And it looks like a lot of the accusations that go to even Lucifer are really Samael, minus the fact that Lucifer was down to spread the knowledge. Yeah, but based on those two contexts, maybe Samael and Lucifer were already in a rebellious state where they were thinking or maybe running projects separately. Yeah, like scientists do, you know, hey man, I got this thing going on. Hey, I got that thing going on. And they tried to do things that failed. Samael being close to the two Shadow Realmers in the team was easier for him to fall in love with somebody like Lilith. Who's a natural shadow armor. But also, she must have, like, crap Tony ears on this guy. But I guess that also doesn't really matter. That's a concept of New Age to worry about age.

Cristina: I wonder if they worry about the deaths that are involved because, like, their failure is people dying.

Jack: Masses.

Cristina: Masses that could be part of why they had to be kicked out eventually. Like, we don't know if they care about lives or not, or, like, our lives or anything. But maybe they do care about life. Maybe not us specifically.

Jack: I think the real argument comes down to obedience, not necessarily life. Because it looks like in the case of Lilith, like, Samael wasn't kicked out, he left. And he was responsible for a lot of problems. Yeah, but science s*** fails. But Lilith disobeyed orders. She gets kicked.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Lucifer disagreed with orders and he left. He lives.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: It looks like obedience is the problem, not necessarily life. It doesn't seem like they care about life. You do what I say. I am top dog. I'm the last word. You either agree or get the f*** out.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And in her case, she's like, I'm not leaving. This is my work. And they're like, get the f*** out. You violated rules.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And his case is like, I'm not dealing with this s***. I'm an equal member here. And you're absolutely stepping over all of us. My research is important to me. And he dips. Not only that, he tries to come back and take a s***. I think this is framing a lot of the stories that exist in the world.

Cristina: Yes. But it's still, like, there's still so much things. I don't know how they fit in the timeline of things.

Jack: I don't understand Lilith entirely. It's a huge, huge problem. Because I know that was. I know that didn't get caught immediately. The fact that, oh, yeah, she's part of this team. She was here 150,000 years ago. To be fair, Susan personally knew El, and Susan was also part of the Earth gods, which were consistently communicating with Elysium, which Jehovah was part of. So Szin and Lilith have some time, some longevity in which both Susan and Lilith both knew Eloi, and both Susan and Lilith both know Jehovah.

Cristina: Okay, yeah, yeah. But I don't know how that relates to each other.

Jack: I don't know either.

Cristina: They're shadow people. They live forever. Maybe question.

Jack: Maybe question mark. Yeah, exactly. And why is it that El lived so long if he did not have Azrael? I don't know. I think that's Fair enough. I actually think that's more of a problem because we have a second example. It just looks like shadow people live a really long time.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or they don't die. Yeah, I mean, dead people go to the shadow realm. Let's just assume they don't die. But then what the h*** does that mean for Eloi?

Cristina: Unicorn blood, dude.

Jack: He's just around.

Cristina: Yeah. What was pre everything? Unicorns.

Jack: Unicorns are just fairies.

Cristina: Yeah, but aren't they? If you eat their. No. Something about using their bone makes you live forever or whatever. Said the guy on the boat.

Jack: Yeah, it'll grant you immortality.

Cristina: Although no one knows how to use it. Because everyone died who was in contact with it.

Jack: No, not the people who in contact with the people trying to get to it all died. They killed each other trying to get it.

Cristina: Yes. So no one successfully used it the correct way.

Jack: Nobody successfully used it, period. Nobody successfully got a hold of it without dying. And then the one guy who had it was hiding it the whole f****** time and still died at the end.

Cristina: Yeah, but these stories have to come from somewhere. Like where's the proof of the person who lived forever?

Jack: Because unicorn horned Harry Potter is where that comes from.

Cristina: That's what the Greeks were basing their legends on. Harry Potter?

Jack: No, Harry Potter is where the person drinks the thing. I see what you mean. So Antonio Draco, did he hear the.

Cristina: Story from Harry Potter? I don't think so. He knows.

Jack: Well, he knew it could cure any illness.

Cristina: Then he say it could keep you immortal.

Jack: I don't know if that was ever mentioned. I don't think that was the case.

Cristina: I feel like that was one of the many things. Things they could do.

Jack: You think you're granting mortality? Fair enough. It does sound like something that would do. Because it's supposed to do everything and more.

Cristina: Yes, because it was so much like adrenal adrenochrome, except that we couldn't prove that it actually could do anything.

Jack: And you can't get addicted to it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I guess it was just. I don't know. Somebody must have tried it. Right. Because the guy didn't tell him a lot about it. He just gave it to him. This is what it is. Died.

Cristina: Yes. And then everyone after died.

Jack: Everybody trying to get to it died. Everybody came in contact with it, whether they got to do anything with it or died. Yeah, unicorn's f****** horn is a problem.

Cristina: There has to be one example of someone who succeeded and maybe this is the guy. Maybe it's random. I know it's very random. But, like, where did this story come from? Yeah, why is this guy living forever? It makes no sense.

Jack: No, that's a fair a** question, to be honest. Because, like, what the h***? We know, unicorns could do it, but so could Adrenochrome, to be fair.

Cristina: But he's so ancient that Adrenochrome doesn't seem to be involved.

Jack: Adrenochrome has existed always.

Cristina: Always, Like. But did humans know about it always? Or not humans.

Jack: Whatever the Elysians are. Yeah, they could be human. I have no idea. That's still so hard to establish. They were. They were really close to human. They know they're genetically different. They were really close to human, though. We know that much. They were very close to human. They were just some other s***, like the difference between Neanderthal and a caveman or some s***. It's like they were really. They were really close.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Although they're not. Like, we're not the same. And that slight difference makes them OP and us not. On the flip side, we got here quicker, which means we're gonna be more OP in less time.

Cristina: If you were working together, like, they're working together with their ridiculous teams.

Jack: Yeah, they got really overpowered teams. Anyways, anyways, that's all we were way over time. And, like, I'm more confused than I began because I don't know what the f*** is up with Lilith. And Lilith is less of a problem because if we just consider Susan as well. Susan knew both Jehovah and El, and Lilith knew both Jehovah and El. That's less special than why the l lived like 4 million years or some crazy like that. Like, what the was that dude a vampire?

Cristina: I don't know, dude.

Jack: It would have to totally be. I don't even know. We'll figure it out eventually. Anyways. Anyways, if you guys have any input for any of this, you can hit a zub on all our socials. Just convopod on X, on Instagram, on Facebook, on TikTok.

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Jack: This. Yeah, exactly. Here's this show that's going to give you answers about crap you had no idea you wanted to know about and had no questions for to begin with.

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Jack: Bye. Oh, yeah, it's not even related, but what a coin. What a coincidence. Just us. Coincidence left and right. Coincidence left and right. Yeah. Sure. Totally. We're not thinking too hard about it. We're just like, you know, everybody's for whatever reason, dealing with the Church always dealing with adrenochrome. I don't know why Church always, for whatever reason, suppressing something. The Church always, for whatever reason. Who the f***, no, what all this s*** is actually. I mean, it was obviously, when you think about it, connected, but, like, we weren't thinking about it. We were just kind of. Oh, it showed up again. Cool. Butterflies in a dream come, children, dream come. Haha. But it's like, bro, 911 was real and it looked like it was an inside job and it looked like it happened at a time when absolute peace was kind of establishing. And it's like, oh, in hindsight, that makes absolute sense as a way to cause a lot of fear and get a lot of blood.

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Rambling 221: Fast Family vs John Wick

Is John Wick fast enough? Is the Fast Family clever enough to evade an undying will? Time travel? Continuing an off-mic discussion, the duo begin their movie directing careers. Their first project is a John Wick Fast and Furious crossover. Learn the entire plot to ‘2F v W’ as told by the directors.

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I am your host, Christina.

Jack: And we were just talking about whatever the h*** is going on in Fast and Furious.

Cristina: Both Fast and Furious. And. And hoping that John Wick somehow Messes. Mixes in.

Jack: Somehow mixes in. Yes. But we're also breaking down who is just becoming part of the Dom Toretto's family, which includes a bunch of cops. A bunch of cops. Illegal. Like a bunch of different criminal. I don't even like, Special Ops people. At some point, what's happening, Right. Like, the government hires them and they, like, also get some of those people to join them.

Cristina: Yes. And then they steal from them and.

Jack: Yeah. Like, they're ultimately criminals or something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like at the. Or are they like. I don't understand. The problem is we have. We have to watch these in, like, a straight line to really understand. Like, watch all of them back to.

Cristina: Back in chronological order.

Jack: There's a. There's a string crossing all of them. Like, you could follow progression. Whether it's grounded in base, in reality, I doubt that's occurring. But, like, I definitely think it's trackable. There's definitely a story there.

Cristina: Yes, we should do it. We should do it. Ah, yes. And then we talk about it.

Jack: Then we talk about it, man.

Cristina: But this I keep calling John Wick. John Wick movie. What would we call it? Fast. Wick.

Jack: Fast.

Cristina: Wick the Fast. Wick the Fast.

Jack: Wick the Fast. Wick the Fast and the Wick.

Cristina: The Fast and the wick. 20. You gotta put some number.

Jack: A number. No, it's like crossover. It's like Alien versus Predator.

Cristina: Okay, so no numbers. It would be very.

Jack: What would be the. Wait, what would be the name? Wick versus the Furious Wick, I guess. They are the Furious, aren't they? That's a team name.

Cristina: The Wick and the Furious.

Jack: Because the Furious are fast.

Cristina: Furious are fast.

Jack: The Furious are fast. So if we were to name this movie, it would be. If we were to say who versus Who.

Cristina: Well, some of them are just fast. Not Furious. Like, it's like the guy. I don't know, what's his name? The young dude that joins him.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: The cop that's not a cop anymore.

Jack: Which cop does not.

Cristina: A cop from the first movie.

Jack: Brian.

Cristina: Brian. He's just the fast. He's not the Furious.

Jack: Yeah. So yeah, that's what I'm thinking about right now. That I think the whole family is fast, and it's really the fast family.

Cristina: But they are some furious, I guess.

Jack: Yes, but they're not the Furious family.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're the fast family. Although this. The Furious just immediately translate to them being aggressive and, like, handling their business or whatever that means all fast and they're all furious.

Cristina: Yes, I guess they are all fast and furious.

Jack: Yes, because that means they're all. Even if they're all choosing. Some of them are just straight up choosing to live peaceful, sedate lives.

Cristina: Some are more fast than the others. Some are more furious.

Jack: Yeah, but at the end of the.

Cristina: Day is so furious. Like, she's the furious one.

Jack: Yes, but at the end of the day, they're all fast and they're all furious. Even if some are more fast and some are more furious. Like, yes, there's a spectrum. But because of that, all of them are fast and all of them are furious to different degrees.

Cristina: We should just say Fast Furious. Wick. Fast Wick Furious.

Jack: Fast Wick Furious.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: No, because Wick can't be the fast one. That's not the key.

Cristina: He is definitely fast.

Jack: He is. But it's just.

Cristina: He's definitely furious. The Fast Furious Wick.

Jack: No, that's still just talking about him. That's not mentioning them. It has to say Wick. It's. And it needs verses because it's one versus It's a crossover Alien versus Predator.

Cristina: You know, the Furious versus Wick. The Fast versus Wick. Because you don't need both words sometimes.

Jack: They don't use fvw. It's a shortcut. It's a shortcut. That sucks, though. I know. It would have to be like fast versus Wick. But it doesn't make sense.

Cristina: Let's make it complicated and just put two F VW. Because this Fast and Furious are two Fs.

Jack: Two FVW. Interesting. Random. It is, but it isn't.

Cristina: But yes, I like that.

Jack: That's pretty badass. I dig it.

Cristina: So then they fight him because they killed his dog while racing away from some money, some bank they just robbed.

Jack: Is it like the odds of somebody just again killing his dog and that being the next launching point? Unless isn't the first time. Like, if we get Beautiful. Beautiful. Like if we get a prequel of John Wick to see how he began his career as the greatest killer ever, back when he was the wackiest killer ever, before he discovered the best ways to do it or whatever.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Was it because they killed his dog and he wanted to get revenge. Originally.

Cristina: I don't know. Because I was hoping that this dog was the trained dog that knows how to use a gun.

Jack: Right, because they're gonna give his dog a gun.

Cristina: Yes, they're gonna. He's gonna give his dog a gun and he's gonna learn how to shoot. And maybe the dog was trying to stop them from robbing the bank because that's his new job. Because the dog wants to have a job to shoot people. I don't know. The dog is a guard to the bank. So the idea is to have a gun.

Jack: Why doesn't John Wick just get shot? Like he. Finally. And it's the la. Like B roll death ever. He's just John Wick. He's just chasing. He's doing his awesome John Wick stuff and he dies. Some random, other unseen, unrelated, like stray bullet from a gang fight somewhere else hit some clean through the head and John Wick dies. But the dog was there to see it happen.

Cristina: Oh, wait. So the star is the dog. He's gonna join the Fast and Furious.

Jack: Oh, my God. I forgot that the Fast and Furious were there. Y. I was just thinking this was a John Wick movie because I forgot about the Fast and Furious entire.

Cristina: They're robbing a bank. The dog is the guard. He learned how to shoot because of John Wick, who's his last. I guess who's dead.

Jack: Who's dead?

Cristina: A dead John Wick. He's now a dead John Wick. So I don't know how this is a crossover. I mean, I guess because we see John Wick die.

Jack: We see John Wick die. So chronologically, this must be happening at the end of the entire John Wick series.

Cristina: Yes. This is kind of, I guess, the. The. I don't know.

Jack: D***. So we never even get John Wick versus Fast.

Cristina: Don't want to kill him.

Jack: We never even get John Wick against.

Cristina: The fact Unless he comes back alive. Why not? They. Someone has the technology to bring him back to life.

Jack: Like Jason or something. Jason wasn't Jason X. No, it wasn't Jason X who did Jason versus. It was Jason versus Freddie.

Cristina: Right? Yes.

Jack: Okay. Oh.

Cristina: But anyway, yes. Okay. So the dog joins them, but you think it's because he's become best friends with them, but secretly is so that he can steal the money that they stole to bring John Wick back to life somehow? It doesn't need to be explained. It's a lot of money from a bank. It's enough to Bring John Wick. I don't know how long John Wick has been dead from this point, but maybe he was frozen the whole time and he has enough money to cure him. So we can have John Wick in this movie.

Jack: So we can have John Wick in this movie. John Wick has to die because his dog needs to be the hero. Maybe the point is that the dog can somehow get the fast people. So in any case, the fast dog, not the fast dog. John Wick's dog has to be the one hiring the fast crew to find the cure, because they can do anything. He's just a dog with a gun. Okay, but they can do anything.

Cristina: Okay, so when they rob, they're robbing the bank, and then he's like, whoa, they did such a good job. No one could stop me.

Jack: Yes, me, John Wick. Stop.

Cristina: Yes, I've killed plenty of people. But they somehow got away. And then he becomes friends with them. And.

Jack: No, he doesn't even just become friends with. He doesn't become friends at all. He hires them. He doesn't trust them, though. Okay, but he hikes their family concept. They're. They're not his family. He only has one family member.

Cristina: Okay, so John Wick, who died randomly.

Jack: Who got hit by a stray bullet from a gang. At. From a. From gang violence a block over.

Cristina: Okay, so it's not even related to the John Wick movies. Like, not. The main villain didn't actually kill him, whatever that is.

Jack: It was because nobody can kill him if they want to.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So it had to be by accident.

Jack: It had to be by accident. That's his power. He can't be killed. He can only be murdered.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or how do we put it? No, he can't be murdered. He could only be killed. There you go.

Cristina: Sure.

Jack: He can't be murdered. He could only be killed.

Cristina: So they. Okay, so then what are they doing?

Jack: What is who doing?

Cristina: The past. How are they bringing him back?

Jack: They are. Well, they had something. You know, he's like, somebody has to have something that connects. They know the government and people because they've been hired by people.

Cristina: But don't they have to, like, race to something or steal something?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. So what' happening here is they. They find out. We're going to find out at the end of this conversation. By the end of this conversation, we will know what it is. But they're chasing something that's time sensitive. That's all we need to know. There's a time sensitive place they gotta be to get the thing or the person or be at the right place at the right time to get the. Whatever necessity is required for John Wick to come back to life.

Cristina: They have to drive fast enough that it breaks the time barrier and they travel back in time.

Jack: They have space abilities.

Cristina: They just travel back in time. With normal car. There's no like science scene behind it. It's just they got so fast that they go backwards.

Jack: More like Ant Man.

Cristina: Like Barry from the Flash, I guess. I don't know. He can't travel back in time if he goes too fast.

Jack: Yeah, he can.

Cristina: Yeah, they do that.

Jack: He enters a Speed Force.

Cristina: Yeah. They enter the Speed Force. Yes. In normal cars. But they're just so fast.

Jack: Oh my God. That actually kind of makes a ridiculous sense. Assuming all universes coexist one way or another. If. If you were to just go fast enough, it doesn't matter who you are or where you are. You go into the speed for. By default. Because the Speed Force is real.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: No matter where you are.

Cristina: Should we bring D.C. into this?

Jack: We'll find out.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Did you just go fast enough?

Cristina: Because we need to change the title.

Jack: If we do and you go into the Speed Force. Well, no. This is just the. The main point here is just somehow this is about John Wick and the fast people.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But he goes fast enough. They go fast enough.

Cristina: The group.

Jack: The group. Because they're all really fast. And this mission for. They're being blackmailed by this dog or something. So they're also furious and they gotta do it. So they're. They just figure out going super fast in their cars so fast that together they enter the Speed Force.

Cristina: Yes. And they go back in time to save John Wick.

Jack: To save John Wick.

Cristina: To save.

Jack: But then they'll never get the mission to go back in time. You see, this is the problem with.

Cristina: Going back in time.

Jack: It's really.

Cristina: It doesn't matter in this world. Okay. We're not. It's not going to deal with time travel problems.

Jack: So they're going to go back in time, they're going to save, and they're.

Cristina: Just going to live in that reality. And there's no other version of them. Okay.

Jack: No. They'll cease existing.

Cristina: Immediately. Ceases in this movie. They're there.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: Fair. The other version of them just is gone.

Jack: Wait, we were making a movie? Oh yeah. It was a movie with John Wick.

Cristina: Yes. They save him. Like they push him out of the way of the bullet with their car or something. And then he's mad at Them at first. So they become enemies. Then he starts killing everyone the Dom knows. Because he has to.

Jack: John Wick has to murder them. No. Yeah. Wait, he just comes back to life and starts murdering?

Cristina: He doesn't come back to life. He's just alive dead.

Jack: Yes. He's just not dead.

Cristina: He's just not dead. Because they save him.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: But he's angry because maybe his dog was there too. And they accidentally killed the dog instead of him while they were trying to save him.

Jack: Yeah. Yes. But now. So this is assuming that there's just one state of time and they. Although they traveled through time, there wasn't a future. They just sort of rewound time.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that in. They just remove themselves from that rewind so that when they stop time, they jump out and they now save John Wick. They move him slightly to the side and the bullet doesn't hit him.

Cristina: Yes. But the dog dies.

Jack: But the dog dies. I guess it looks like they threw the. Maybe the dog was behind him. The dog was tactically placed behind John Wick. Or not tactically with the dog was just happen to be there in the same trajectory of the round that was shot from the gang. Like violence that was going on a block over. So the bullet comes and it flies down the block.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The fast group are so fast that they not only time traveled back to that moment, but they beat the bullet as it's getting there. And they move John Wick out of the way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the bullet hits the dog. Yes.

Cristina: But they somehow do it with the car. And somehow John way getting hit by the car doesn't kill him at all. Doesn't like.

Jack: Oh, right. So they just hit him with the car.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. But it doesn't like do anything to him. No damage.

Jack: No damage.

Cristina: Just. He just moves out of the way. Like in most of their movies. They. People get hit and it's nothing.

Jack: They're fine. And this is John Wick can't die.

Cristina: Yeah. So. But the dog dies from the bullet.

Jack: Yes. Yes.

Cristina: And then John Wick decides to murder them.

Jack: Yes. Because it's their fault. He didn't die and the dog did.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The important part is the dog did. I was gonna be the shield. And then you stopped it.

Cristina: So that. So he purposely jumped in front of that bullet. Oh my dog in the first reality.

Jack: This is the reveal at the end of the story, isn't it?

Cristina: But it's not. We got two more hours.

Jack: We got two more hours of this and he has to kill a lot of people.

Cristina: Yes, exactly. That's what we're here for.

Jack: That's what we're here for.

Cristina: So wait, the first half is the Fast and Furious and then the next half is going to be the Wick. Oh, now that he's alive.

Jack: Oh, yes, yes. Oh, this is a really good movie. I would watch this really weird sci fi film. Crazy crossover. So now we got Wick and he has to kill the fast people. But they're really fast.

Cristina: They're really.

Jack: They're really fast and they know they can't kill him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So now they're back to their old days of having to rely 100% on driving. They usually rely on driving anyways.

Cristina: But he has to, like, show them why he's not someone they should mess up. Like, one of them should die at that scene.

Jack: Like, yes.

Cristina: He, I don't know, pulls one of them out of their cars and murders them. And it's really violent and scary. And then the wrestler, like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And maybe the dog told them about it, but like, they didn't really understand until they saw it.

Jack: Interesting. Like, yeah, my master is like a real thug.

Cristina: Yeah. So. And then they saw and they were like, oh, crap, we can't fight this. There's nothing we can't. We're fast and we're furious. But this is something else.

Jack: He has to outsmart the smartest guy, who's ludicrous. He's smart and he has to out.

Cristina: He's a brainy dude.

Jack: Yeah. And he has that out like. Like beat in a fight. The best fighter, which is the Rock.

Cristina: I feel like he can.

Jack: He has to take both of them.

Cristina: Oh, are those the first people who take out? He takes.

Jack: Yeah, those are the people that die in that scene.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is people that die immediately.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: He has to be able to beat those people at whatever they're doing best.

Cristina: Yeah. So he first kills Lud Kris. Cuz that's probably the easier of the two.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And then the Rock, trying to stop him, gets murdered because he's like, whatever, I can stop him. Or whatever. Look at these arms. And then he dies.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Then the crew drive away.

Jack: Then they're like, holy crap.

Cristina: Or do they try to hit him with a car and they realize, oh, not even the car can stop him.

Jack: Well, yeah, this began because the car failed. Because keep in mind, both the Rock and Ludicrous are also drivers. They began by hitting him with a car and then he beat them at whatever thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Their go to is always just hit him with a car. They every they have to start at that.

Cristina: Okay. But they're not gonna try to do it again because the first time was to save him. So should they try again to kill him?

Jack: Oh, no. Yeah. After he starts murdering people and fighting. He. After he just gets hostile. They hit him with cars initially. That's what happens. He gets hostile because you killed my dog.

Cristina: But he's like.

Jack: Or maybe he just kills Ludacris first because it's easy. But then the Rock is like, I'm gonna beat you up.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And he's like, total smackdown. Total smackdown. One sided. And the.

Cristina: Rob his arm out and, like, stabs him with the arm. The. The bone part of the arm or whatever that's sticking out.

Jack: Yes. Through his mouth.

Cristina: Through. Yes. It's just disgusting.

Jack: It's the scariest thing they've ever seen. It's the scariest thing they've ever seen. By the way, he appropriately earned his name, right? The Baba Yaga.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Like it's appropriate that he's some scary thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because like, holy crap, John Wick is an issue. And he's horrifying. Yes, he's really horrifying.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: No morals. No.

Cristina: He.

Jack: Dude. He doesn't respect the law.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Doesn't give us the slightest crap.

Cristina: So then they run.

Jack: So then they run.

Cristina: But what is their plan?

Jack: What? Yeah, exactly.

Cristina: They just drive.

Jack: Well, their family. They got to go have a family meeting, as they usually.

Cristina: They do need a dinner together.

Jack: Yes, they're gonna have that family meeting during dinner. No, they need a happy dinner. And the family meeting. The family meeting is usually in a warehouse where they're gonna have that pep talk.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So they're gonna go to dinner first because happy times.

Cristina: They're not. They're mourning the death still.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Stuff like that. Celebrations and sadness or whatever. And then after we see that happen.

Cristina: What is the conversation doing that? They're not planning anything. They're just like, let's eat and mourn and laugh.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: With alcohol.

Jack: Because there needs to be filler stuff. Yeah, we need to fill too.

Cristina: And then when they're in the warehouse, they really talk about. Okay, now let's get serious. What are we gonna do?

Jack: Yeah, because think about it. All the times that they hang out in the family, this is just a normal family dinner. And then there's like the ending movie family that. So right now is that normal family dinner where they remind us, oh, yeah, they're family, which they tell us every five minutes. So I don't know why, but we're also gonna, in this movie, tell people every five minutes that they're family. And then we're gonna show them that their family, after we told them an.

Cristina: Infinite number of times, one of the lines should be, and don't forget we're family.

Jack: Yes, that should definitely be one of the lines. And he'll do. Do. Vin Diesel's a good actor. He'll sell it. Yeah, he'll sell that line. But that line's gonna be there.

Cristina: Do they laugh at the line?

Jack: No, because it's gonna be at the end of a great speech. It's gonna be a motivational speech that doesn't mention the trials ahead specifically, but it's gonna say stuff like trials ahead. The speech is gonna go more or less like. And together, there's nothing that we can't do. And there's no one I'd rather have at this table more than all of you. And don't forget, we're family.

Cristina: Yes. That's the dinner.

Jack: That's the dinner speech.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: 100%. He's just motivating them for the dark times ahead. Because they know the conversation they're having later in the warehouse that they totally could have had here. Because it's exactly the same people in both places.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But it's a sketchier place, and that makes them comfortable. I'm not judging. Whatever. Like.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Group rituals. They have.

Cristina: Whatever group is so big. Where was the whole group at the beginning? Because there has to be that intro of every person being contacted to fly in from wherever they are in the world.

Jack: Right. There's two different, like, warehouse meetings.

Cristina: So, like. And then they gotta.

Jack: They gotta have the first warehouse meeting where they're like, oh, no, that's. So we're doing the wrong order.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The first warehouse meeting happens, and they are like, hey, we can't. First they. They talk about the issue and how we're gonna solve it. We can't. We need more brains. We need more people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So what we gotta do is. Do what? Get the family together.

Cristina: Yes. And that's when they contact all these other random. Everybody that we've seen in the other movies.

Jack: Yes. And we have a bunch of scenes of like, hey, dude, what's going on?

Cristina: And a lot of airplanes landing.

Jack: Yes. No, but before the airplane's landing, we get, like, a good 20 minutes of seeing what they're doing for a moment before they get the call.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Like the two of those guys gambling or.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Like, where they were when they got it. Some of them. We are our favorite People. So we'll see, like, a longer chunk of them, like, them doing a bunch of stuff, and then boom. Oh, yeah, we forgot. This is not a movie about them. That's how good they are.

Cristina: Yeah, but.

Jack: Oh, yeah, the call. This was about the call. We forgot we were watching their life. Right. Okay, now. Yo, can you come and help with the thing? And that'll happen, like two characters and there'll be some background people that were like, oh, yeah, I remember that guy.

Cristina: Yeah. And, like, Jason Statham. You gotta. Yeah, he's not hanging out with them. He. You need to call him. And he's, like, playing tennis out there for some reason.

Jack: I was gonna go towards more of a sketchy job. Look, he's on break right now.

Cristina: He's on break.

Jack: He's on break. He might be this crazy terrorist guy, but he also has downtime.

Cristina: Yeah. He has a hobby, and it's. It's tennis.

Jack: Plus, he's also converted to familyism or whatever they do.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: By the way, it's called familyism.

Cristina: Familyism What?

Jack: Familyism is the ritual religion that they follow. That's really what's happening here. It's family.

Cristina: Then they need, like, a cross type of thing, you know, like a symbol for their family.

Jack: It's the letters GTR with Dom's face under it. With Dom's face under it. Or GTR tattooed on Dom's cheek. That's what it is. It's Dom's head with GTR tattooed on his cheek. And then on the other side, he has Brian written across his other cheek.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's kind of. It's more like a flag they don't worship. A symbol of some sort. I guess a flag is a sort of symbol. And that's like their cross equivalent.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the flag happens to be, like, Dom's head.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Inside of a box with letters on one side and GTR on the other.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they all have that tattooed on their arm too. And that's how you really know if somebody's in the family.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And we get glimpses of it during the family dinner, which, by the way, happens after that first warehouse meeting where they call everyone. Where they call everybody. Everybody flies in. We get the shot of everybody's individual situations.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then after everybody gets the calls, we see all the planes start showing up, and then we get again, see everybody one by one. But as they're walking into the warehouse, the warehouse that they're still in. But we're not gonna have the big convo yet.

Cristina: We're Not.

Jack: No, because they're just showing up now.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And after everybody shows up and there's a bunch of handshakes and stuff and kisses and hugs and laughing, we see the dinner and he gives that motivational speech.

Cristina: Wait, so they leave the warehouse.

Jack: They leave the warehouse.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They were in the warehouse. They called everybody. Everybody's life happened. Then they came back into the warehouse to welcome everybody.

Cristina: Okay. And then they leave the house.

Jack: Then they leave the warehouse and go have dinner.

Cristina: What is John Wick doing in this moment? Or does he just not exist until we need him?

Jack: Yeah, he's just. I don't know. He's talking to a guy who works with trash people.

Cristina: He's getting more guns.

Jack: He's getting more guns. Yeah, he's prepping.

Cristina: He's finding robots. He's building robots with guns.

Jack: Yeah. No, he's like talking to some guy.

Cristina: Just talking.

Jack: He's usually just talking to some guy. He doesn't do much. He just goes talk to some guy and then solves it himself.

Cristina: Anyways, he's looking for a warehouse.

Jack: Yeah. Yes, exactly. He's out there.

Cristina: I know they're out here and they're right under my nose.

Jack: Yeah, that's actually really good. That's awesome. They're looking for the. He's looking for the warehouse.

Cristina: He knows they're in a warehouse. He just doesn't know where the warehouse.

Jack: Because the crime world is connected. He just asked somebody, and they're like a warehouse, but nobody wants to tell him what warehouse.

Cristina: Yeah. Or maybe they all lead him to different warehouses that are not the warehouse. Because everyone's family. They're all secret family.

Jack: They're all secret family.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Everybody Dom has ever met.

Cristina: Yes, exactly. It's the opposite of his world. In this world, everyone is connected to.

Jack: Dom one way or another.

Cristina: Hiding their.

Jack: That. That familyism.

Cristina: Yes. Like, maybe we see glimpses of their tattoo, though.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: When they're giving him directions to these warehouses that have nothing in them in a.

Jack: In a fight club movie kind of way where it's so subtle, you're meant to miss it.

Cristina: Yes, but it's right there.

Jack: But it's right there. Like, if you were to re. Watch this movie, you would see how everyone on Earth.

Cristina: Yes. But also we'll have a scene where we will show that everyone on earth has.

Jack: Yes. At the end.

Cristina: Yeah, that's towards the end.

Jack: Like after somebody has won or lost this fight.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And John Wick is just thinking back.

Cristina: And then he realizes. Yes.

Jack: Pieces it together.

Cristina: But before that, they leading him on to random warehouses. And these people, okay, they have dinner, and then now they go to the warehouse again for the third time. But this time it's for real. What's the point? Yes.

Jack: So this time it's for real. They go there, they're standing around, and they're discussing how they're gonna deal with John Wick, how they gonna get away.

Cristina: From him, how they gonna.

Jack: Well, they think of. They spitball for a while, but it ultimately lands on. We have to drive really fast back.

Cristina: To the future where he's dead.

Jack: But that doesn't exist anymore.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because we cut that timeline out when we went.

Cristina: Do they care?

Jack: No, but we explained why it didn't matter before.

Cristina: Why did we explain it? I feel like we should have explained anything. And it just works because they want it to work, because that's how it works.

Jack: That would be too easy. This would be too short. We need to fill two and a half hours.

Cristina: We did. With all those intros and conversations and meaningless. Like, there's so much meaningless junk happening.

Jack: Fair enough. Look, we filled two hours, not two hours. We filled 40 minutes. If we say 20 minutes was seeing their lives, and then 20 minutes was saying hi to them when they came into the. And then the. The dinner party was maybe like 10 minutes. That's 50 minutes.

Cristina: 50 minutes. And then the whole intro of the dog and seeing the do August. The where the.

Jack: Yeah, so we can. We can realistically say that's 30 minutes. We had 50 minutes before. Plus 30 minutes. That's an hour and 20 minutes. We still have 40. 70 minutes ago.

Cristina: 70 minutes ago.

Jack: Yeah. So we had the dog leading all the way to John Wick. Oh, wait, the fight scene where John Wick is a. Kills. Freaking ludicrous. And the rock could be like another 10 minutes. So that's an hour and a half. So all we need to do is kill 60 minutes now.

Cristina: Okay, so.

Jack: So we have to come up with a plan and execute it. We know driving fast, but we don't know. So, okay, we fill that in. We know driving fast. We have to see the driving fast. We could have a scene that's 30 minutes long driving away from John Wick, who's always catching up and slowly picking at two or three of them before just murdering them and murdering.

Cristina: But what's their plan before it's just like, we're just gonna drive.

Jack: I don't know. We just know it's the.

Cristina: Because they need something. They need to be like, okay, this is the plan. Or it's like we're Just gonna confuse him. I don't know. Or their plan is to drive fast enough to go to the future. But he sees them and he slowly kills them while they're trying to do that. So they never get to do that.

Jack: He kills some of them, but the.

Cristina: Ones that live are not able to do it.

Jack: No, they do. But also John Wick could do anything.

Cristina: So he goes with that.

Jack: Also going into the future. Okay, John Wick is going into the future where he was murdered.

Cristina: But his dog is now alive.

Jack: But his dog is now alive. And now they have to deal with John Wick and his dog.

Cristina: The dog explains what happened.

Jack: Oh, my God. And that's how he gets. No, that's how he becomes family. No, it makes sense.

Cristina: No, do we change the. No, we don't change the title.

Jack: Oh my God. It was a freaking perfect film.

Cristina: It was nice. You see, the time travel fixed it. It did not break whatsoever.

Jack: Wait, but then listen to my logic here. This is crazy, because we kind of just inadvertently solved an interesting paradox. Sure, we are violating every rule under the sun, but completely irrational logic. We sort of created a problem and solved it with the same. It's like a double negative. It's positive now. The time travel ruined it. So if you use time travel to solve it, you're good. Yes, except Barry always does a third jump because he thinks he didn't fix it. And maybe he didn't. Then he did negative again and then positive again and then negative again. Or it just doesn't work.

Cristina: Yes, it's always something. Yeah, something's always wrong.

Jack: There's too many variables. It's infinity.

Cristina: Except this is a fast five, so nothing goes wrong.

Jack: So nothing goes wrong.

Cristina: Except that lots of them are dead.

Jack: And he fought. Yeah, except a bunch of them are dead. But it's okay because they now have John Wick. Yeah, a lot of them are dead. And John Wick killed them.

Cristina: Do you know which one are dead though? Is his girl dead? Is his son in law dead? Is his sister dead? Is it his sister? That's his sister, right? His nephew. Yes, that's his nephew for sure.

Jack: Nathan is dead.

Cristina: Satan for sure has the guy.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what?

Cristina: Too close to him dies. But all the other side characters.

Jack: No. Well, these people are all his closest family now. He doesn't. He has no measurement bar.

Cristina: Whatever.

Jack: Everybody equally a million percent.

Cristina: For us, we know his family. Family versus his friend family.

Jack: Well, this is. This is what we have to think about. This is an opportunity to do something really cool. Right? And so Think of, like, the Walking Dead. The coolest moments late into the series are really when the original characters are left together because everybody else goes somewhere else. Now, the original characters have been separated to rule a town over here or be a leader of a scavenger team over there. So there's four or five towns, which means four or five of the original characters get split around and there's four or five scavengers. And some of them just straight out went Nomad, just to spread them out evenly. Okay, that's happening here. But the opposite. We're trying to get them together because the coolest moments, again, was when something brought all of these original people away from their nomadicness and their town leadership and whatever, and we just get, like, Michonne and Daryl and Rick and Carol and everybody together. You're like, wow, this is cool. So we want that. So we got to kill off everybody who wasn't in the first movie. That's how many people have to die. We've decided the parameters.

Cristina: Except that we killed Ludicrous.

Jack: Well, yeah, we just.

Cristina: Everyone else but him.

Jack: No, everybody. We can kill as many people as we want, but everybody who does that, who's left, has to be part of the original cast.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's the only requirement. Everybody left? Yes. Because there's, like, a thousand of them.

Cristina: Okay. But then after that happens, he becomes their friend. But when's the moment that he realizes, oh, wait, all these other people I've been seeing are part of the family in a secret way? Or is it.

Jack: Oh, but no, that's a. That's when Toretto is going to explain something. But first we have to find out who dies. Oh, so I think Tyrese has to die because he showed up in the second movie.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And so did Ludacris, which is perfect.

Cristina: Because we already killed him off.

Jack: Which is perfect because we already killed him.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: John Cena has to die. Unless he already died.

Cristina: I don't even know. I don't know. Was this. Was his character there? He was a villain.

Jack: He was a bad guy. Yeah. He's Toretto's brother, though.

Cristina: He had to be dead.

Jack: No, he had to become part of the team.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay. This is basic. Basically, the ultimate idea is everybody who was an original character. Everybody who was an original character survives. Unless they're already dead. And everybody who's not a first film character gets murdered by John Wick. As they're running away, trying to move fast enough, there was a place they had to get to. Running away from John Wick. This Is what. This is how we're killing time right here. There was a place they had to get to where the cars, their normal, everyday cars, can be driven fast enough to gain an impossible amount of speed and travel through time. That's how they did this the first time, to get here and save John Wick. And that's how they got. They got to get back to that place to leave, getting away from John Wick. So they're racing there, and he's murdering them. And those of them left.

Cristina: Is he murdering with a car? Is he jumping on their cars?

Jack: Yes, he's getting from car to car, slowly picking apart, murdering all of anybody.

Cristina: He has to, like, start on the motorcycle, because that's cool. So he jumps from his motorcycle onto their car, and then I guess, like, he gets in the car, kills them, drives the car to the next car, jumps out of the car into the other car, kills them.

Jack: But everybody who's known for fist fighting really well, dies in a fist fight.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That has to happen. So you beats them trying to get into their car, and it will not.

Cristina: Gets a more violent death of like some random objects being thrown into. Oh, crap.

Jack: And I have another way for us to fill out more of this time, okay. Some of them find out, like, not everybody was there, right? So communication gets cut. Trying to do the mission and bring him back to life, but it finally works and they save him from the thing. Some of them are cut off and go. Because they were planning it very exact, right? They. They went to the hill that they needed to drive really quick down. They time traveled back, but they were a couple of hours early. They split off. They're like, we're gonna meet right here at the time of the thing, okay. And when they get there, they realize we don't need everybody. So, you know, this guy went to see his daughter, and that guy went over there to like, do this thing or whatever.

Cristina: Okay. Before another gathering.

Jack: Yeah, no, no. They're just. We just know that not everybody, although the plan is established and everybody went back in time, not everybody is at the mission site doing the thing, okay? So that when specifically everybody who's a fighter is doing something else somehow. And then radio communication gets cut or whatever, and they don't know where they're gonna run. But the guys run away after John Wick is saved by those that are there, all they get is a mission complete, guys. Everything is going great. And then radio cuts off, and it's because John Wick started murdering them right after they saved the dog. So all the Fighters are elsewhere, and they're like, we don't know what's happening, but we're gonna wait for communication. And John Wick starts murdering. Specifically Hopper, who he beats the crap out of.

Cristina: I thought they all got together after. After he murders the first two. They go have the warehouse and the dinner, then. The warehouse to invite everyone? No, they go to the warehouse, invite everyone.

Jack: No, that was all to solve the mission for the dog. For the dog.

Cristina: Oh, I thought they had a dinner and all that also after.

Jack: No, that was to solve the problem.

Cristina: Okay. And then they solve it by time traveling.

Jack: Then they solve it by time traveling. And so they saved. That's how they got back to save, Okay, a John Wick in the first place. So save John Wick by the time.

Cristina: They'Re not getting together after that, because then he's looking for them for their warehouse. That's why they had the dinner and stuff. And they were. He was leading to the wrong warehouses while they were planning what they're gonna do. Unless we're not gonna have that anymore either.

Jack: No, he is looking for them. He is looking for a specific warehouse. So we. We've somehow still come across time problems.

Cristina: So they don't meet up at a warehouse.

Jack: No, they do. That's how everything gets executed. Yeah, they get the job by the dog.

Cristina: Like, the strongest dudes should be there then.

Jack: Yeah, they are. They are. So what's the order here? The dog hires them for the mission, the mission gets done, but first they find out it's impossible. We need more brains. They call people, we see what they're doing in their personal lives. Actually, let's go back to the beginning. The movie starts. John Wick is living his life, and we're seeing him just be a normal guy being emo. Looking at. Yeah, and looking at photos of his dead girlfriend or whatever the h*** that was his wife.

Cristina: And so he's watching a video of her watching him in the video.

Jack: Yeah, exactly.

Cristina: We don't see him in the video. We just know he's. She's looking at him.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

Cristina: And she's just smiling.

Jack: And then he. We see him for a while having this. This normal, boring life thing. And he goes to do something, and now we're just left. The camera watches. You know, we see him walk out the door, and he pets his dog. He's like, I'll be right back. And he closes the door. But we're on the dog side of the door when it closes, not on John Wink side of the door, following him. The cameras and following him. This is when we find out, oh, first five minutes of seeing John Wick was really. They all had. It's every. Because also, this movie has to be rewatchable, right? Because everybody's gonna have little tattoos and stuff. So when they rewatch it, they need to be like, oh, yeah. Wait, when the camera was there, it was stuck with the dog. That's how we were supposed to know. Oh, it's about the dog right now.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So once he leaves, we're like, oh, how weird that we're just still with the dog the first time we watch him. The second time, we're like, oh, yeah, I get it. Anyways, the dog's still there. And then the cat. The dog just starts walking away. And we follow the dog, and that's when the dog then puts on his uniform. He goes to the. We're just thinking he's a normal dog, but he's not.

Cristina: Because we got to find out he has a gun and he knows how to use it.

Jack: Yes. And he's gonna go protect the bank. He's working.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So he just puts on his security guard uniform, his cop uniform. He's a police dog. That's a real job. You guys thought this made no sense. Ha. Jokes on you. He puts on his police dog uniform, and he gets his gun and he goes to the bank. He clocks in. It's a normal day. First he goes to the precinct. He's like, hey, guys. Yeah. H***, yeah. We have to. Right? We gotta fill up. Two and a half hours.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: He goes ahead. He gets his coffee in the morning, fills it up. You know, there's the donuts that Stacy always brings because she's. She's a pick me. She wants to stand.

Cristina: I don't know. If we see him grab a cup of coffee. I don't know, because I feel like it should be a bowl of coffee on his table or something he grabbed.

Jack: No, Fair enough. There's a bowl. It's like a coffee mug, but the handle is instead of.

Cristina: He has to grab it with his mouth, though. Like, I'm assuming he's using the gun with his mouth.

Jack: Yes. Listen, there's a. Instead of a coffee mug where you hold a vertical handle, there's a coffee bowl with a horizontal handle.

Cristina: Okay. And then he brings it to the.

Jack: Table or something he brings out to the coffee machine in the coffee room when he first gets in. Because everybody's getting coffee because it's the morning.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And so he takes his coffee bowl and he gets his coffee. Has small Talk with Bob.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then he. Stacy, who brings the donuts every day, brought the donuts. And he goes and he grabs a donut. He does. He's allergic to chocolate. He doesn't touch. He doesn't touch the chocolate donut.

Cristina: You remembered. And she's like, yeah, here's your special donut. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. He always goes jelly.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: He always goes jelly. And so he gets his jelly donut, takes it to the desk, comes back. You know, he has no opposable thumbs. He has. He has to use his mouth for everything. So he takes the donut first, then comes back, then he grabs the coffee bowl, then he takes the coffee bowl.

Cristina: Over there, and he brings it back empty.

Jack: He brings. Yeah, exactly. Pretty quickly, too. It's almost instantaneous.

Cristina: Yeah. So we don't actually watch him eat the donut and drink the coffee.

Jack: Yeah, he did it. Then he. He's there. He. He gets his paperwork, signs his time sheet, does what he has to do, leaves go the precinct, and he goes to the bank. And it's normal. We see how loved he is at the bank. Everybody comes, hey, how you doing, Waves. Everybody knows his name. Yeah. We're killing time for days, setting it up.

Cristina: Like, this is about a dog.

Jack: Yes. We're tricking people. It's important.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And so we got it for two and a half hours, and we find out he's really loved a real popular police dog that.

Cristina: Yes. But they're gonna rob this bank, though, right?

Jack: Yes. And they totally show up in the middle of the day after we saw him. Totally. Be awesome. At the end of the day. Not even the middle of the day. It's the end. His shift is almost over. This was almost.

Cristina: He was about to clock out.

Jack: He was about to clock out, and John Wick was about to pick him up. That's how this happens. John Wick was about to pick him. He goes to work earlier, so he can't take him to work, but he comes out of work so he could pick him up from work. Okay, duh. So he goes to the bank to pick up his dog, who's finishing work as a police officer, and then he gets shot by a stray bullet.

Cristina: Okay, so now that that's related to the bank, it's just a stray bullet being fired outside of the bank.

Jack: Yes. But this happens right after he saw the people rob the bank.

Cristina: He saw the people need to. Oh, okay. There.

Jack: No. The fast guys just show up. We know who it is, but we don't see them yet. We don't see their Faces. We see cars bust through the front windows and bust through the front entrance. Cars all tinted windows.

Cristina: Before we know that, the fast.

Jack: But we know. But we know. The viewer knows.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Crashes through those front windows and side entrances. People with masks. Like the first movie when they were robbing trucks. They got all the tricks and all the tech.

Cristina: No one dies.

Jack: No one dies. They just rob the place clean, clean, get all the money and dip. Then immediately following that, the chaos led to some.

Cristina: So how does the dog find them?

Jack: He's a good smell. He can smell what? Gang violence.

Cristina: Sniff them out.

Jack: Okay. Yeah. There's a gang war happening outside. Stray bullet. And just as John Wick is about to get there, and he was about to tell John Wick about his crazy day where the people robbed the place. Bam. Hit by his trade bullet when his back was turned. And the dog is terrified and horrified there. But when he's mourning John Wick, he remembers. He remembers.

Cristina: He's like, those people are so advanced. They can figure this out. Yes, he remembers their smell. He follows it to their warehouse house.

Jack: Yes. Where he black. He first scopes the place out because he's John Wick's dog. He's not an idiot.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he scopes the place out and successfully gets dirt on all of them. So they can't say no.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh, we gotta see him doing it too.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: No, we gotta see him getting the dirt on. If at least the dirt on Dom. It's just one.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. That's better.

Jack: Yeah, it's just one guy. It's just Dom.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And he gets the dirt and he shows Dom.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then Dom tells everybody. You guys have to trust me. I can't tell you what it is.

Cristina: What is the dirt? We gotta find out. Even if it's towards the end of the movie.

Jack: No, it's the breath. The dirt is the briefcase from Pulp Fiction. We don't know it's that question mark. So people watch it over and over.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We'll never know.

Cristina: Be an actual briefcase and Reese. Briefcase.

Jack: Yes, the dog has a briefcase. And he shows Dom and he says there are copies. There's one copy. I won't tell you where it is, but I'll give you this one and I'll destroy the other one. And I'll let you see me destroy it.

Cristina: Yeah, but you have to picture of the dirt. Yeah, but we don't get to see the dirt. It's just referenced as the there as well.

Jack: Yes, yes. It's only referenced as a dirt dirt. The Dirt is whatever's in the briefcase.

Cristina: Yes. We never know what it is. And we'll never know.

Jack: And we'll never know.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: And then Dom is like, oh. And then he tells the people. His people, his family.

Cristina: And they trust him.

Jack: And they trust them because they're family.

Cristina: Although when they find out it's about the dirt, they're like, we're really p***** that we're doing it for the dirt.

Jack: But they're still like, we're loyal no matter what. We don't agree. But we're down.

Cristina: Yes. And once they start dying, I guess. I don't know.

Jack: No, because. Because now the mutual enemy really took life.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Before it's like, we don't like what you made us do, but we're still gonna do it because we're loyal.

Cristina: Until that guy starts murdering them.

Jack: Yes. And then they're like, we need to stop him together.

Cristina: Yes. And so they do by. No, they don't, because he kills them. Most of them, except for whoever is the original.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: But those people are. Have the ability, though, to get to the future.

Jack: Yeah, they've successfully get to.

Cristina: After they like. So after all of this, though, happens between. No, I mean, it's time travel, so it doesn't matter. It's not really the future.

Jack: Immediately after, they're blackmailed.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They then know that we're gonna trust Dom, we're gonna solve the problem. They get the minds together. We see the scene of everybody being called because they need to get people with. The problem is first they have a five minute discussion. This is too difficult. We can't figure it out. We need all the homies because that's how we figure these really hard conundrums out. They call all the homies one by one. We. But although we only see Dom make one call, it's the cool scene where he's like, I know what we do. We get the family together. And then he. He presses a single button on the cell phone. He opens. It's a flip phone. For whatever reason, he open. Opens a flip phone, hits a single button, makes one call. And from that point forward, all we see is a bunch of scenes of all.

Cristina: Everyone getting contacted.

Jack: Everybody getting contacted. After we get a little background on all of them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Seeing maybe like five minutes of each one and what they were doing. Maybe that's five minutes is excessive. We'll say like two and a half minutes each of what each one is doing. And there's like 10 of them.

Cristina: There's 10 of them. So no, no, they're Calling people from the first movie gets two minutes. Everyone else gets a minute.

Jack: Fair enough. Yeah, we. So we fill in like 15 minutes total. Whatever, it's fine.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we get the scenes leading up into the call. And then afterwards the scene of planes for days showing up. And when they walk into the warehouse and people greeting them, hugs and whatever. After everybody up to the last one shows up, up. We get the dinner. The dinner gets this, the fun conversation. We see the cars parked in the front. We always got to see the cars parked in the front. We need that shot, of course. All their cool vehicles. And we're wondering, oh, who's driving what? You know, that's important. That's important. That's that candy. And then they have the speech that Dom says. And then they go and solve the problem, which is by going back in time and saving John Wick. They kill the dog, but the dog dies.

Cristina: Then they start to die.

Jack: Then they start to die because John Wick is murdered.

Cristina: You know, so then they go to the warehouse again.

Jack: They decide, wait, oh, they gotta get away. Do you think they're getting away from John Wick?

Cristina: Yeah, to the warehouse to make the plan of like, okay, now we gotta go back in time.

Jack: Yes. Oh, but also their family is gonna be alive. No, they're going forward in time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Family screwed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yes. So in any case, they're like, we gotta. They do escape somehow. Cuz they're fast. They're really fast. But they're like, if we leave wherever place, we're hiding it now. So they go to a random warehouse.

Cristina: Okay. Yes. But he's looking for them because he knows they ran into a warehouse. So he just says no. Which warehouse?

Jack: Yes, because he knows warehouses is their thing.

Cristina: Yeah. Yes.

Jack: And he's like, they went to a warehouse. Yes, immediately. He just knows. He's.

Cristina: He's a smart guy. He's like fast cars. Okay, warehouse.

Jack: Yes, exactly. They need to hide the cars. Where are they going to hide it?

Cristina: Exactly. Warehouse. Exactly, exactly. Beautiful connection. He's a genius.

Jack: He's perfect. It's such glass clear, rational.

Cristina: Yes. The problem is everyone's on their side hiding them.

Jack: Yes, exactly. So he's being led a bunch of whack fake warehouses that aren't the warehouse. But we all. We're seeing a bunch of interactions. So that hidden in this moment and really throughout the movie. But this moment has the closest density of people with the tattoo showing up randomly and vaguely being seen. It'll be like, like seven or eight different scenes where somebody with the tattoo misleads John Wick back to back in like a. In like a 10 minute period. It's been throughout the movie, but now it's a 10 minute period where you see a bunch of them.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Until he gets to them. And then they gotta scramble out of that warehouse.

Cristina: No, they. By the. Okay. But by the time he gets to them, they have the plan of. Okay, we're just gonna go back to where we were to do the time travel thing.

Jack: Yes, they're just gonna Time.

Cristina: During that whole moment. It was coming up with that plan of like. Okay, you know, the greatest. The best plan is just to do the plan we did already.

Jack: Yes, but backwards. We're gonna. We're gonna backwards our plan and go back to. Because whatever logic suggests we can. Now we're gonna jump back to the moat. We're just choosing. If we close our eyes and go really fast, we can imagine.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like Death Note.

Cristina: You.

Jack: When you write the name, you have to think of the face of the person, not just your name.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So when you time travel, you have to. All you have to do is think of where you want to go.

Cristina: Yeah. But they're not even realizing, like, they're going to a reality where the dog is alive. They're not even thinking about that.

Jack: No, that was the whole plan. No, that was. The whole plan was to go back to the moment they came from.

Cristina: Okay. With the dog still alive.

Jack: Well, no, they didn't even think about that part.

Cristina: That's what I'm saying.

Jack: They were just like, we're going back to that previous moment.

Cristina: Yes. And then luckily the dog is alive there. Like they weren't even thinking about the dog. And the dog was there.

Jack: Yes, But I guess this also means. Oh, no. But their family came with them from that reality.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So their family is still dead because their family traveled back to the previous reality.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: With them. So they died back there. And then they jumped forward and couldn't bring them back because they were dead. And they left from this place. So that they're gone.

Cristina: Yeah, they're dead.

Jack: So it's now just the original people. The dog. And John Wick shows up. And then the dog is like, no, I'm still here. And he explains to them what happened. Happened.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which I guess technically means they did accomplish the dog's mission.

Cristina: Yeah. They saved the John Wick. Yeah. That's why he doesn't want them to John Wick to kill them.

Jack: Yeah. But this is fire. Because their solution wasn't originally to bring John Wick back It was to save John Wick back then.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they had to run away from John Wick. He followed them and he brought them to the original dog instead of just saving it and seeing that dog be with John Wick. But that dog died, actually. So he couldn't even be with John Wick. No, John Wick followed him back in the movie. So their plan must have been actually. Because this couldn't have been by accident. They always know what they're doing.

Cristina: It was Dom. He just kept it as a secret.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: To surprise everyone. Like, he knew.

Jack: He always knew.

Cristina: He knew.

Jack: He knew.

Cristina: Yes. Him and a dog wink at each other.

Jack: Yes. Whatever was in the briefcase might have been related. But they're only gonna hint at that possibility. Yes, somehow.

Cristina: And then they have one more dinner.

Jack: Where John Wick is at the table. We see his car. His. Because he also has a cool car.

Cristina: He also.

Jack: So now we see John. All the original cars.

Cristina: Drives to the party in the cool car, gets out. And then we see the tattoo on his. On his fist.

Jack: No, it's on his arm like everybody else because he's a family member. So everybody's car is there. And it looks. We don't even see them make friends at this point. We just. We're just wondering, oh, my God. Did he or did he not? So we're at the dinner with the cool shot of the cars on the outside. And we're zooming in slowly. We're, like, floating way far away from the neighborhood, slowly getting closer to the house. We're hearing them like we're there already, talking and having fun. We know it's dinner. We can hear plates and forks and somebody said past the something. But we're not. We're not close up yet. We're zooming into the house, see the lights on. We can hear the.

Cristina: Are there any funerals in this movie already?

Jack: Well, maybe. No, no, no. We don't. We can assume it happened.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We can assume it happened. We got these two and a half hours in the bag. We're good.

Cristina: Okay. No funeral.

Jack: No funeral.

Cristina: They mention about the people they lose, though.

Jack: They do a toast in this very.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Very dinner.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And does the. The shot keeps getting closer to the house. We see all the cool cars. We're like, oh, cool. No John Wick. And we're getting closer, like we're about to go all the way in. And then a car cuts the camera off. The camera backs up a little. Ooh, John Wick's car. He was just late. He did become part of the family.

Cristina: But we don't really know. Is John the Wick's car? It's just a really cool car.

Jack: No, it's a John Wick's car.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: That's why it matters that he rolled up. Because we're like, oh my God, is that John Wick's car? And then he gets out and the first thing we see. And the dog tattoo on his arm. And the dog has the tattoo on his arm.

Cristina: Weird. Okay. I think it would be on his collar or something.

Jack: Oh, crap. Maybe. Yeah, that. I guess that would make more sense. He just has a collar with the thing on it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because they're both part of the family.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they walk in and then we hear. We know the credits start rolling. We don't even see this dinner yet. This credits start rolling because at the very end after credit moment, we get the toast and we see them all together and John Wick at the table with the dog. That's the end credit scene.

Cristina: Yes. And they're eating their dinner with like the photos of the dead crew.

Jack: Yes. On their own chairs. Each photo has its own chair and its own plate.

Cristina: Yes. Disturbing, but beautiful.

Jack: Beautiful story. Beautiful. Movie credits done.

Cristina: Should we still call it to fv?

Jack: Yes, because there was a lot of fighting and murder going on. So it's definitely. Yeah. 2F VW.

Cristina: Beautiful.

Jack: Beautiful.

Cristina: This is a great movie. I can't wait to see it.

Jack: This is fantastic.

Cristina: Who would want to see this movie?

Jack: Everybody would want to see this movie. It only makes sense that this movie would exist. Yes. Anyways. Anyways, I'm glad that we have established that this movie is amazing and exactly how it would unfold. The right way.

Cristina: Yes, the right way. We didn't put any pigeons in the movie. I feel like we needed some pigeons.

Jack: Well, no. In his chase for these people where he was being misled and when they were planning. He was also at some points talking to random people working in garbage, which means he also communicated with homeless people with pigeons.

Cristina: Okay. Closer to the right.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Warehouse. Okay.

Jack: Some people misled him, others got him closer.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Anywho. Anywho. Great. But we are way over time. So if you guys want to tell us how we can improve on this.

Cristina: Movie, or if you want to make.

Jack: This movie, or if you want to make this movie. If you want to make this movie, I'll direct it. If you want to direct it, please direct it. If you're a director who wants to make this, like, give me royalties.

Cristina: Yeah. Just mention us.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Say. Say you stole the idea. But listen, contact us to steal it on TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, usConvopod.

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Cristina: This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye bye. But then that gives us a doorway into like how, why? What's the connection? There's some connection between Costa Rica, Russia and Greece. And we already know there's a billion connections between Russia and Greece, but we just found some random, particularly strange connection between Greece, Russia and Costa Rica. A one off. Absolutely strange. Nobody knows where they came from. Nobody knows who made them. These civilizations were completely different. One of them is in an island in South America. There's no way anybody in Greece or Russia could have ever in a billion years encountered these people and still have the same thing, the same size, in the same areas of. Of abandoned meadows. What the h***? How? And they don't even know what the h*** these fears were for.

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