Rambling 194: Sweaty Fart Socks
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Topics Discussed:
- Goat Overpopulation
- Jurassic Park
- Alien Bestiality
- Selling Fart Aroma
- Sweaty Sock Vendor
- Starting OnlyFans
- Multiverse Farts
- Volcano Diving
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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. I'm your host, Christina.
Jack: And I'm Jack.
Cristina: This is the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas.
Jack: Yes. So let's get to the grounding, bro.
Cristina: To the grounding?
Jack: Yes. What we do here is ground things like not unlike terrorists. Terrorists ground. For example, planes. They ground planes.
Cristina: Is that what they do?
Jack: Didn't we just finish that holiday like a couple of weeks ago? We just a whole holiday about celebrating terrorists ability to ground planes and buildings and buildings. Well, buildings are already on the ground, technically speaking.
Cristina: Oh, yeah, I guess. But they are, I guess. That's horrible though.
Jack: Why do we call them buildings instead of built?
Cristina: That sounds bad.
Jack: It does. But also we'd be so used to it. Building would sound stupid.
Cristina: Then you built a built.
Jack: You built a building. That's still wrong. That's so weird.
Cristina: I guess it shouldn't be called build. Like Bill shouldn't be in building. Because. Building.
Jack: Yeah, exactly.
Cristina: Because it's already one thing. Why are we giving it.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. It's like saying you laying.
Cristina: What?
Jack: You lot of lying.
Cristina: What are you trying to say?
Jack: Raced. Racing.
Cristina: Race day. Racing. I think you can say that. I don't know if that's incorrect.
Jack: You raced a racing.
Cristina: I guess. Why doesn't that make sense?
Jack: I mean, I guess you could say you raced a race.
Cristina: You raced a race? Yes. There you go. Erase the. Erase. That's. There's nothing wrong with that.
Jack: This is not the previous episode where we were talking about language, bro.
Cristina: This is part two.
Jack: Part two about language?
Cristina: No, man, that'd be crazy. Did you know that there were mountain goats that were. That are being. Were being airlifted out of a national park? I mean, it could still be happening now. I don't know.
Jack: So there are. Why are they being. Because they. They can't be. I don't know.
Cristina: I want you to guess.
Jack: The T. Rex is gonna eat them otherwise.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Because of the fire.
Cristina: Because of fire.
Jack: No, because they are royal goats. Was it goats? What was being lifted?
Cristina: Goats.
Jack: Goats. Okay.
Cristina: Yeah. Royal goats.
Jack: They're extinct. Goats.
Cristina: Extinct.
Jack: They're going extinct. They're close. Extinction?
Cristina: The opposite. There's too many. But that's not the problem.
Jack: So where are we drop. Are we throwing them in volcanoes?
Cristina: No, we are just taking them to other locations.
Jack: Is it where the T. Rex is? No, this is how we control the amount of goats. And we also manage to like, keep Jurassic park at bay because we keep digging all the goats over there and feeding into T. Rexes.
Cristina: Well, these goats are native to where they're at, and they just once introduced there, they just repopulated like crazy. Oh, s***. Like, there's now, like, there was, like, 700 of them there. But that's not why they're lifting them out. Because I don't want to tell you yet. Can you guess another reason why they might be lifting them up besides feeding T. Rex?
Jack: I don't know. Feeding a T. Rex is what makes the most sense, but they're overpopulating. I don't know. Why are they airlifting them out? I don't know.
Cristina: Because they're craving human pee. It's a problem.
Jack: What?
Cristina: Yes, they love human pee.
Jack: Why?
Cristina: Because it's a great source of salts and minerals that they need, I guess.
Jack: And where are they finding this human pee?
Cristina: People who like to go hiking and stuff in the mountain. Because that's a popular thing nowadays, going hiking and camping.
Jack: I mean, I'm pretty sure that hiking has always been a thing that's always been popular. Not like recently.
Cristina: No, no. Yes. But hiking in a place that's super populated with goats, that's not a thing. No.
Jack: I bet there's places where that's common. There's goats in so many places on Earth. There's no way that there's not a place where people are. Like, there's no place on earth where people are hiking and there are goats. Like, come on. There has to be goats.
Cristina: Yes, but that much in one location.
Jack: 700 Goats is not, like, a lot.
Cristina: That's not a lot to you? That sounds like a lot to me.
Jack: Are they all just packed into the.
Cristina: One trail, into this one mountain? That's why they're airlifting them to other spots to spread them out more.
Jack: How small is the mountain?
Cristina: I don't know. In my head, it's small.
Jack: And there's just 700 goats everywhere you look?
Cristina: Yeah. Like every. Like, you can't get away. They're just everywhere, would you say?
Jack: Let's just give you a visual about why things like this don't make sense in my life. Do you know what a school looks like? Right?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: You could fit, like, 3,000 kids in a school. Comfortably.
Cristina: Comfortably, Comfortably.
Jack: Like a large enough school you could fit. Is a school definitely smaller than a mountain?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Okay. So they're at least more spread out than that.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: How many schools would it take to make a mountain? One mountain. Hundreds, right?
Cristina: Yes. But these goats are bothering People, I'm guessing that's the point.
Jack: That's really the point. It's not that there's a lot of goats. Is that humans are like, this is annoying.
Cristina: Yes. Yes. It's truly about. The goats are annoying.
Jack: Yeah. We're making up an excuse. There's so many. No, it's just, you want our pee, and we think it's weird.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That's all it really is, is coming.
Cristina: Into our camp, feeding our pee pee. Well, I guess your clothing that's covered in sweat and pee. Well, maybe not.
Jack: Clothing is not covered in pee. I mean, I guess it could be, but, like, those are the people I would be scared of in the woods.
Cristina: Someone who's covered in sweat and pee some.
Jack: Yeah. I guess it's a pretty bad combo.
Cristina: It's a bad combo, but it's gotta be, like, sweaty clothes. In the end of the day, you take it off and then a goat is eating it.
Jack: Goat is eating your. Your. I guess now they're get. You're taking. They're taking the goats out so the goats don't choke on the peed clothing that they're eating.
Cristina: Yes. Well, not really, Tisha. I don't think any goat was dying. It's really just these goats are annoying.
Jack: We hate these goats. Let's get them out somewhere and just for their safety.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Sounds like things humans do.
Cristina: Yes. Yes, it is. It does sound like what you do. That makes sense.
Jack: Yeah. Humans are usually just annoyed about things and they want to get rid of it without sounding like a douchebag. So make up an excuse that sounds more knowable than you would behave on a normal basis.
Cristina: Yes. And did you hear about that lady who was kidnapped by aliens? Well, there's a lot of stories like that.
Jack: I mean, like, pretty much every interaction with aliens directly was that they were kidnapped.
Cristina: They're never not kidnapped.
Jack: They're never not kidnapped. It's either they saw somebody get kidnapped, they just saw the aliens being weird, or they were kidnapped.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: It's always kidnapping.
Cristina: It's never an invitation.
Jack: Well, once.
Cristina: Once.
Jack: Billy Mayer.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. They didn't kidnap him then.
Jack: No. He's the chosen one or something.
Cristina: Yes. Oh, his story makes no sense now. Compared to every other story.
Jack: That's why his story is special. All the other stories are bullshit.
Cristina: Or he's lying. He's working for the aliens. He's.
Jack: I guess he kind of is, though.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That's sort of his own story. Yeah, he's kind of like partner with them or some s***.
Cristina: Yes. They're Using him to say that aliens are good. Don't lie.
Jack: You know what? Look, if we were to really think about this, let's say all of this is true. It's more likely they're just using him because they're extremely advanced life forms themselves.
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: So they just. Using Billy Mayer and his cult. Yeah, and his cult. They're using his reach into people. Interesting.
Cristina: Interesting. Ah. So then what is that prayer meditation thing really doing? If it's not really to. What is it? Send energy to the world to protect it or something?
Jack: Or energy or something.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Maybe this is a. A group of people that have found another group of people. But aliens, these creatures have found a shortcut so that they don't need adrenochrome. They don't even need fear. They're doing some other.
Cristina: Yes. Which is. I'm not really sure what exactly it is.
Jack: Neither do I. I'm not sure what the it's supposed to be, but who knows? Like, these creatures need something.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And there is, like, godness surrounding some of this crap. So, you know, it does make sense that there would be maybe some other way.
Cristina: Just these aliens figured it out because all the other aliens.
Jack: I guess even Santa Claus still uses fear.
Cristina: Exactly. Every alien and a Santa Claus uses.
Jack: Fear in one way or another.
Cristina: Yes. And every God, too. Like, why would there be one specific type of alien that like. Oh, we figured something out, Elsa.
Jack: Somebody had to be the first. Oh, that killed any argument, right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That kills any argument. Somebody had to do it first. Maybe that's just what happened.
Cristina: Then what is it?
Jack: I don't know.
Cristina: What could it be? I don't understand. Well, whatever. This. This lady that recently, she got kidnapped. She fell in love with the alien.
Jack: Did he fall in love back?
Cristina: He did fall in love back.
Jack: Why'd he leave?
Cristina: Because he was like, aliens and humans shouldn't be together because the aliens would be like. You know, they would be like, why are you with that dog?
Jack: So it.
Cristina: I was.
Jack: I was about to make the argument that, like, whatever, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That. That checks out. That checks out. Why would you be with that dog? This is weird, bro. It's probably illegal.
Cristina: It's probably. Exactly. Or that cow, I guess I should say, because if they're. They like kidnapping cows, they probably see us as cows. Who knows? That'd be a better description.
Jack: And it's even worse than that because it's like, what are you doing with that ant?
Cristina: What are you doing?
Jack: You know, it's. We're so dumb and primitive.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: By comparison.
Cristina: Yeah. But she, she. Her option was though, she could have run away with him, but she was like, I can't leave Earth because I know if I leave it, I'll never come back or whatever.
Jack: Right, that. That's very clear. Wouldn't that be the point?
Cristina: Yes, I guess she would only want to be with him if it. Like a part time thing. I don't know.
Jack: A part time thing?
Cristina: Yeah. Like go to space whenever and then come back whenever.
Jack: No, she wants to.
Cristina: Like she wants to live both lives.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wants a little bit of space. A little bit at home.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Space, a little bit at home.
Cristina: Yeah. That's pretty.
Jack: I want to be able to see my family on weekends.
Cristina: Yes. I don't know. What would you do?
Jack: What. In what situation?
Cristina: You fell in love with an alien.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: You're gonna leave?
Jack: I guess I've got. I've. I'd have to be there.
Cristina: Yes. Which is weird. Like, what were they doing to her? I don't even re. I don't remember they're saying anything.
Jack: Also, how dumb is this alien that he found this huge. I mean, I guess, bro, whatever. There's people who fall in love with their couches. Like, I get it. It sees. Whatever. There's no argument. Like, I'm trying to reason this, but. No, we have this commonly with random s***.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: There are people like, PETA is out there f****** chickens. Do you know?
Cristina: No, no, that's not what's happening.
Jack: That's exactly what's happening. They fall in love with these animals and then f*** them. What?
Cristina: That reminds me of the Catholic Church. I just read this thing today that they. They're removing that priests can't. There was already a law. This is a shocking thing to me. At least that was letting priests keep, you know, the confessions of people a secret. Like, you know, you tell me. I don't have to tell anyone what you did.
Jack: Right.
Cristina: Including pedophile stuff like abuse. They don't have to tell anyone.
Jack: Right.
Cristina: And this place just removed that. So now the priests have to tell the truth. And I'm like, oh my gosh, is this how the priest got away with this all this time?
Jack: But, oh, well, no, probably. But that's in a lot of different areas that law is applied. Psychiatrists have that, lawyers have that, psychologists have that, social workers have that, doctors have that. All these people have that same rule of when you tell us something and anything I know about you is absolutely confidential and if I tell anybody, I lose my license and go to jail.
Cristina: Yes. I Wonder how many of them were being the abuser at the same time.
Jack: Being what?
Cristina: The abuser while saying that, like, oh.
Jack: Yeah, there had to be a bunch of hypocrites.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Like, that's so crazy.
Jack: So there are doctors who steal organs. They made an oath to not hurt people. It's the same s***.
Cristina: Oh, that's pretty horrible too. Okay.
Jack: Yeah. That's crazy s*** out there.
Cristina: That's pretty crazy. What?
Jack: How many cops who take an oath to uphold the law are in the background doing a bunch of illegal s***? Happens everywhere. Everybody is corrupt in their own system. They're a bunch of hypocrites. There has to be.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Know what else is crazy? There was this lady who had to go to hospital because she. I don't know exactly why she think. I think her farts were gonna kill her or something. She was selling her farts and she had a crazy diet.
Jack: To create the smelliest of parts.
Cristina: Yes, to create the smelliest of parts. And then she ended up in the hospital after, like, two months.
Jack: What was wrong with her diet?
Cristina: I don't know. It was mostly like. Is probably not the healthiest thing just all beans. Yeah.
Jack: Cheese. Every day, all day.
Cristina: Yes. Pretty much every day. All day.
Jack: Cheesy bean burritos. Every day. Spicy cheesy bean burritos.
Cristina: Yes. All day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner.
Jack: Yes. Sell these farts with a cup of coffee and a banana.
Cristina: Oh, wouldn't that make her poop?
Jack: Yeah, that's gonna make her poop very watery, and then it's gonna make a lot of. Just a great combo to make it smell.
Cristina: Ew. But she's not selling her poops.
Jack: Oh, she has to make gas. Yeah. Mine. Screw the coffee and the banana. She needs to make her poops. Smell her. Her fart smell. Not her poops. So we need to make her gassy and smelly.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So she needs a lot of carbonated drinks. Oh, she needs broccoli and cheese.
Cristina: Yum. But. And beans.
Jack: You're totally right. Broccoli, cheese, beans.
Cristina: That's all I can think of. I'm not sure what else makes a person fart, but she was doing that. She was doing that and selling. She was making money.
Jack: She was making bank.
Cristina: How much was it for one jar? She sold like a. She was selling them for, like, a thousand dollars. The jars.
Jack: Holy f***, dude.
Cristina: She made over 200,000 in her two months of doing this, Yo.
Jack: Oh, my God.
Cristina: Ye. What? So it was just little jars with her farts and, like, little flower Petals in them too for some reason, which I don't know if that takes away from the fart.
Jack: Oh dude. What the is wrong with people? Had she what?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: What? At a thousand dollars each? She had 200,000 people. Individuals.
Cristina: People are into farts.
Jack: Holy s***.
Cristina: You're gonna start selling fart. I wonder if you have to be famous though. Piece. I know she was. She's. I wouldn't say famous, but a celebrity, you know, like p***?
Jack: No, onlyfans celebrity.
Cristina: Well, probably. Probably. But she was like in. On tv, I think a reality show.
Jack: That has a lot to do with why she was selling them for a thousand dollars each successfully.
Cristina: So she's one of those type of people just trying to get become a famous something. But then she made an adult website and then for some reason, I guess someone asked her for a fart. So that's how it started her fart career.
Jack: I wonder if Miley Cyrus decided because she's weird like this, right? So she would be like, alright, from now on I'm gonna start selling my farts. How much could Miley Cyrus sell one bottle of her fart for? She's a super mega duper star. No, you know what? No. This is the only feasible human I think would do this. I was like Beyonce fart.
Cristina: But like, well, why not in the.
Jack: Same situation, Beyonce would just say yes for whatever reason.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: How much in theory will she make? Could Beyonce with one jar. Sell one? Yeah. One jar of a fart for. We're talking this like person who was once on TV for some s*** we don't know about. Some Z class celebrity.
Cristina: You could. She couldn't even sell it. It would have to be something auctioned off.
Jack: It would be too valuable. Especially because it's really weird, right? It's such a strange thing. And also like a kink thing. It's such a. It's just a really complicated situation.
Cristina: Yes, yes it is.
Jack: Simply because it's a Beyonce fart in a jar.
Cristina: Exactly. Like the things people will do like for her hair, her nail clippings. Like I don't.
Jack: Man, you gotta understand. Somebody is going to some billion. It depends on who buys it, right? If it's just like just a filthy billionaire. He's gonna have it just because everybody else. I have the thing they don't have and they want it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Never going to open it. Don't give a. He's going to put it somewhere and just tell people I own Beyonce's part. He's going to put it in a case, walk people into a Room.
Cristina: I think that's better than a super fan.
Jack: Yes, that's. This is the problem. A super fan is going to enjoy it way more.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: One time.
Cristina: Yes. They're going to perfume themselves with that fire.
Jack: They're going to jerk off to it. They're going to sniff the crap out of it. They're going to stick that bottle in all their holes. They're going to do all the up with thing.
Cristina: They're gonna put water in it, in the glass so far and then freeze it and then take it out.
Jack: No, if you put water in it, the. They'll empty out. They can't.
Cristina: They can't. They have to put that fart.
Jack: Well, they have to put the bottle in there as it is and hope that the fart can freeze. It just needs to get so cold that the fart falls to the bottom and it's frozen somehow. And then they can extract it. Coin of Beyonce's collected frozen fart. And then they could just eat it or whatever they're gonna do, you know, whatever the.
Cristina: If there's a rose petal in there, maybe it'll like stick to the rose petal and then they can eat that.
Jack: So that like, they could save a part of it if they wanted. Man, that's f***** up.
Cristina: But the rose petal brings its own scent.
Jack: What we need. Yeah, exactly. So we need to find something also. Like, is she.
Cristina: Consider.
Jack: How is she bottling her farts? This is another problem because I think she's scamming these people.
Cristina: But she actually did the diet. No, she went to the hospital.
Jack: Look, I. I think she's maybe inadvertently scamming them. How is she capturing the farts, bro? I guess it's not really that complicated. She could just. Her a** has to be bare and then she has to put plastic surrounding her b*******, particularly far into like a bag. But then she can close. Hot pinch off.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So it's trapped in there. Then she connects the bottle to the end where her a** was previously attached to the bag. And then she squeezes the bag a little, thus putting the. The. The fart a little. A little bit of the fart into the bottle. And then closing the bottle with.
Cristina: I don't understand.
Jack: So there's a couple of things. That bottle, she needs something that. Like a. Like a sponge of some sort. So that that sponge can really like, sort of retain the. The. The palpable fart aroma.
Cristina: Then why would.
Jack: In the bottle, you want something that's going to hold it but doesn't have its own sun that's why the rose petals are stupid.
Cristina: Yeah, but I don't think she was thinking about it.
Jack: This is why. I mean, she probably just, like, farted.
Cristina: Into the air and tried to catch.
Jack: It and bottled it. I'm telling you, systems that she did not consider in order to optimize how to best give the highest quality so that later she can raise her prices. She's not thinking.
Cristina: No, but it doesn't matter. Like, she ended up hospitalized, so.
Jack: Did she die, though?
Cristina: No, no.
Jack: Did she even waste half of her money that she made in this process?
Cristina: Probably not.
Jack: Yeah. So she's good.
Cristina: Do you think she should start again?
Jack: No, know I'm saying, like, she made her return. Who cares if she went to the hospital? She. She knows she made money and she.
Cristina: Can find the next weird kinky thing to sell.
Jack: No, I think she. She definitely has the thing here.
Cristina: You think she. She should go back to it then? Yeah.
Jack: She just needs to figure out how to keep herself with. With nutrients in her body. She needs to have nutrients in her body.
Cristina: She should stop worrying about having stingy parts. Like, it should just be fine. Farts, whether it's stinky or not.
Jack: Well, the kink part is probably what gets a lot of that money in there.
Cristina: And it needs to be stinky.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: They want to be like, oh, yeah, there's something good here. Oh, yeah. They want to smell it. Oh, yeah. Feels it's her.
Cristina: It's her fart, maybe not farts. What about, like, sweaty socks or something like that stinks.
Jack: Yeah, people do that. That's too. And you can just wear that. And it's a literal item you can hold.
Cristina: Yeah. There's easier ways to sell more.
Jack: I think it would actually. Because feet and people.
Cristina: Yeah, people like feet.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think. I think sweaty socks probably makes more money.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And it's way easier. You could buy packs of hundreds of.
Cristina: Socks you can wear multiple at a time.
Jack: Well, no, you want to optimize it. You just do a day. I mean, I guess you do. You just work out a lot.
Cristina: Yeah, that's what I was saying. Like, you go to the gym, you put on five pairs.
Jack: No, no, not even look, you. I mean, I guess some people are just gonna get weaker socks than others because whatever sock is farthest from your foot is going to be the weakest sock. It's gonna smell the least. It's gonna have the least amount of sweat.
Cristina: Then you reuse those as the first sock.
Jack: Then you can just wear one at a time.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So the idea here Would be you would just turn your life into a series of being healthy activities. Hiking and exercising and whatever. And you're always wearing these socks. So you. Let's say you work out eight hours a day doing different kinds of workouts. And that's all you do. Not even ate at four hours a day. It every hour swap to a different pair of socks.
Cristina: And when you sell it, do you sell them as pairs?
Jack: No. I guess you would sell one. Why would you sell two? Let's say one. People are weird. Maybe they don't wear your socks. God, it's so weird. Anyways, so you. You go ahead and use. Yeah, I guess you do. So every hour. That's for a day. Without even counting the socks you'd wear throughout the rest of your day.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: You also need to make shoes wears exclusively. Shoes that are so. That aren't breathable. No air gets in so that you get as sweaty as possible. You just customize your life for this. You buying? You look. Every one individual that pays has already covered the pair of their socks that you have bought. That is. So you're making crazy bank. If you buy. If every pair was a dollar and you sold the pair of socks for a thousand.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You made them with 999 increase.
Cristina: Crazy. What's crazier though? Farts. Socks. You think there's something else?
Jack: There's something weird about farts more than socks somehow.
Cristina: That is so weird. I don't know why. I guess because it's not there. Like you can't even.
Jack: What about the bath water situation?
Cristina: That's pretty bad too.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Is it worse than socks?
Jack: The fact that people drink in it?
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: But this is. This is what makes me think about. I know people can be weird about that f****** fart or the socks. You know how many guys are gonna jerk off in that sock simply because it was on some chick's feet?
Cristina: So weird. But that Beyonce part, that would be crazy.
Jack: Also, let's be real. There's some money opportunities here just. Just for you to consider if you ever wanted to become filthy rich.
Cristina: Who, me?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: Just being a female allows this to be quite easy for you.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: The logic is making only fans where they only see your feet ever. And then sell merchandise that has been on your feet for absurd amounts of money. It's very easy.
Cristina: My feet have to be attractive looking like this.
Jack: You just learn how to pose your feet.
Cristina: The end.
Jack: I guess it doesn't even matter. People like different things. You just take photos and the bright audience will find you that's crazy.
Cristina: And then you know what this lady did after that? She's still selling farts. Sort of. They're NFT farts.
Jack: She is. How is she?
Cristina: I don't know how it works.
Jack: So just let me just run by the technology she went from. I'm not considering this at all, too. I'm using innovative new world tech in order to design fart experiences in virtual reality.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So I have gone so far to the other side that I have scientists actively figuring out. Figuring out how to convey my farts into your senses through the new VR landscape that is happening. Soon. Soon you'll be able to buy her virtual farts. Virtual farts in the. What is the multiverse?
Cristina: The multiverse?
Jack: No, what is it called?
Cristina: It's not the multiverse.
Jack: No, the multiverse.
Cristina: That's not Facebook's word.
Jack: The metaverse. In the metaverse.
Cristina: Ah, okay. Yeah. You can buy her parts in the metaverse.
Jack: I mean, NFTs exist in the metaverse, so you're gonna. You can already do the f****** thing.
Cristina: Yeah. I don't understand. Like, is it gonna be a picture? I don't know.
Jack: This is what I'm saying.
Cristina: She's.
Jack: She's innovating. It. It's an nft. It's a digital nft. So you forever preserve her fart and can smell it for the rest of eternity. And only they can prove the real smell is this. You know, somehow it's trace. Somehow you can trace this smell to the original owner.
Cristina: Complicated. NFT is confusing enough already.
Jack: She's figured it out, bro.
Cristina: She is made a smell. That's ridiculous.
Jack: 200,000. All she did was reinvest in herself. She paid one scientist 200,000. It's like with these $200,000, you better figure out how I can preserv my farts forever and everybody can buy them.
Cristina: And own the same fart anymore. Because she doesn't own that far. Or every time she.
Jack: No, she makes a new fart, she can keep making new farts and selling them at the original bidder. She doesn't have the original bid. You know, she doesn't have to worry about it. She just keeps making bank every time somebody new pays for that.
Cristina: Oh. Because every fight fart is unique. Every fart is unique.
Jack: Every fart, every scent, every, you know, every fart procedurally generated.
Cristina: Ah, so ridiculous.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's. She heard us. And then immediately got to work so that by the end of the same story, you'd land at her already having figured out the problem. She Thought about this.
Cristina: She's a genius. She's a genius, man. That is ridiculous. There's also another ridiculous story. Is this man dressed up as an old lady in a wheelchair to go into a museum where the Mona Lisa is, wherever that place is, and he threw a cake at it.
Jack: Did it land?
Cristina: I think so. I don't know.
Jack: Is he in prison?
Cristina: Probably, yes. He did it, though. Why did he do it? He did it for the world. He said, think of the world. There are people who are destroying the Earth.
Jack: Is so. All right. To summarize, to reiterate, in other words.
Cristina: Yes. He said artists. Artists tell you, think of the Earth. That's why I did it.
Jack: He thinks the Mona Lisa is responsible for something. He thinks the Mona Lisa is ignoring the problem. Okay, wait. Right. So worry about the planet.
Cristina: Who is telling. He's telling her.
Jack: He's so angry at her. What does she do? Why isn't she worried about global warming and stuff?
Cristina: Exactly. So he was sent to a psychiatric unit.
Jack: Okay. Yeah, the nuts. That's fair. That's fair. He was very angry at the Mona Lisa because of what's happening to the world.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Okay, okay. Let's take a look.
Cristina: That makes the story. Mike.
Jack: Maybe he has no. Like, you know, just let's. Let's just assume he's not f****** crazy. And maybe it's just a weird situation that we're not understanding. And to him it made perfect sense. Maybe this would make sense. So how do I think it makes sense? Perhaps this guy has no idea what that painting is about, and he has no idea how old the painting is. Maybe he just knows that's a famous painting. And maybe he thinks it's a painting of a person who's actively, currently, right now, famous. Like alive. They're just an old person. Live.
Cristina: Right?
Jack: So he has no idea. And so he thinks that the world is here. Oh, man. Every time I see this museum, everybody's in there. They're looking at the celebrity. They're always looking at the celebrity. And there's so much suffering in the world. Then this thing that Ukraine happens and whatever, and he's this aggravated that I don't even see this person show up on tv. I've seen the painting a million times. I know what they would look like if they showed up on TV talking about the issues. But they're always, at least enough that people come back regularly to look at a picture of them. So why aren't they talking? And he just had it. And one day he's like this stupid b**** I've never seen in my life. F*** you. Here's a cake. You should be worried, you horrible person who's just so vain that people just look at you and he thinks that's a person who's live right now.
Cristina: There's no way. Because then why would they take him to where they took him if they. He thought that. Because that's kind of reasonable. If he thought that was a real person.
Jack: I guess they don't know this story.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: They're just like, he threw a cake and screamed, it's your fault.
Cristina: He didn't just throw a cake. He walked in there. Not walked in. He was in a wheelchair. He rolled in there with a woman's wig on.
Jack: Okay, yes. I forgot you said that part. I feel like I stroked out.
Cristina: You pretended to be an old lady.
Jack: I feel like I stroked out immediately after you said that and blocked that whole part out and only remembered that this man threw a cake at it and tried to reason that mess out. But no, he walked in there.
Cristina: He wheeled in there, Wheeled in, rolled in there. He rolled in there in a wheelchair with a wig on, pretending to be an old lady.
Jack: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Cristina: He's not old. He's like.
Jack: Hold on. 36. Did he need the wheelchair either? Like, was the fact that he was in a wheelchair because he didn't require the wheelchair and so he was. It was weird that he was on one or was the wheelchaired fellow wearing a wig?
Cristina: I'm not sure, actually. So it could have been just a wheelchair.
Jack: Like, it's. Is it a guy who already has things wrong with him?
Cristina: I don't know. I like to imagine that. No, no, he was like. He was a normal dude.
Jack: Same as the wig. The wheelchair just did.
Cristina: Not prop.
Jack: Yeah, it was just. How funny if I went in there.
Cristina: But I don't know. Like, how would you do it, though, if you. If the wheelchair is not normal, how did you woo yourself in there normally? I mean, I guess it's not a hard thing to use. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're also pretending to be old lady.
Jack: Is he pretending to be an old lady or did he look obviously like a man with a wig?
Cristina: I don't know. They described it that he disguised as an old woman, so there must have been someone convinced.
Jack: No, no, no.
Cristina: This wasn't a.
Jack: It doesn't mean that disguise was by any means. Couldn't.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It could have just been that this guy wore a wig. I guess I would have just said it. That Way, Right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: A man in a woman's wig or whatever.
Cristina: Yeah. It could have just been a guy in a wig. Like, why would they say old lady? He must have been trying to be an old lady.
Jack: No. Yeah, Fair. That's fair. You're totally reasonable. He was definitely. No, I mean, he could still be trying to be an old lady and look like a dude. Yes, but I'm saying, like. No, he had to be at least convincing because it would have just said.
Cristina: A guy in a wig.
Jack: A guy in a wig. No, the fact that it was a disguise.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Means that he was. It was a lab.
Cristina: And the wheelchair. Like, if he wasn't already disabled. Like, they would just say a disabled guy with a wig.
Jack: No, I don't feel they would have addressed it at all.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Or they would have tried to be casual about it. Like the. A man wearing, you know, disguised as a woman, wheeled himself into. So that they just brush over the fact that he's in a wheelchair as opposed to making a point of it.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: You know, because it's not important to the story. But they can still inform us about the guy he wheeled himself into.
Cristina: Yes, but no, he disguised himself as a lady.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: That's pretty crazy. And you said you mentioned the volcano earlier, right?
Jack: Yeah. To throw the goats in.
Cristina: There was a story where a guy almost fell down a volcano. A young guy. He was trying to take a selfie, probably, and his phone dropped into the volcano. So he was like, let me go get that.
Jack: Let me go down into the volcano and get my phone.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I mean, look, movies and video games have people going into a volcano, but it makes sense because the volcano is just a mountain with a hole that gold that goes to the center of Earth. But, like, it's still a mountain. So there's holes here and there where you just climb down. Usually the big hole in the middle. And if it's not an active volcano, it's dormant. There's a lot of, like, dryness there that you could just. It's just a hole. You could go into the hole and it's rocky. It's not just a straight hole. Straight down is this.
Cristina: He's not been near that hole. There's probably giant, like, signs everywhere saying, don't be here. This is a restricted area. This is dangerous.
Jack: Probably or probably not? Depends. If it's just a dead volcano, it doesn't matter.
Cristina: Well, yes, but there was signs, I think. Yeah, there was still, like, you shouldn't be there type of thing.
Jack: Like, don't climb into the center of the Earth. It might be a problem.
Cristina: This is not a tourist spot.
Jack: I wonder, man. Like, could we, in theory, just keep climbing? Why do we need to dig all the way down? Couldn't we just walk down?
Cristina: Walk down what?
Jack: A volcano? Into the center. Where's the lava coming from? It comes from the center. Not literally the center, but, you know, like way in there.
Cristina: People die, don't they?
Jack: Yeah, but then if we already can't just go through the holes that already exist, we're like, well, if we dig far enough, we'll be able to, like, unless we. So the goal of digging deep enough is it because we know how far in lava would be, so we could stop before then and then explore that area. That would be the only logic.
Cristina: If we did what?
Jack: Again, dig deep enough into the Earth, knowing where lava begins and stopping right before we get there so that we can explore the deepest depth. Depth.
Cristina: Without hitting lava.
Jack: Without hitting lava. Also, this is some kind of a movie where they somehow made a ship that could withstand lava.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Because they had to go to the center of the Earth in a ship. In a ship.
Cristina: Into lava.
Jack: Into lava. And in the center of the Earth, they were gonna detonate nukes.
Cristina: Wait, if you're talking about King Kong, they were in a spaceship or something.
Jack: It's called the core.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: It's a movie about a group of scientists, space scientists, astronauts making a ship. Well, no, I'm sure a submarine made the ship. It's kind of like an excavator of some sort that digs, but it looks like a train or something.
Cristina: Okay, that makes more sense than a boat. Yeah, I guess.
Jack: And so they get in this ship. Yeah. Or. Or thing, this pod. It's like a train. Whatever. They get in the thing.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And they dive in it. It. It has lasers or. Or something that's shooting in front of it and digging.
Cristina: This sounds ridiculous.
Jack: As they're going through.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And so as you're. As you're going through, the idea is to go to the center of the Earth and like, jump start Earth because it stopped and its magnetic field is about to fade away. Or some. Or maybe that's not the plot. Maybe it's like the. The Earth's heat is escap. To jump start the Earth from the center is the point.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: To save Earth. And then they got to escape. None of this matters. I'm just giving you a simple. The point is they somehow built a ship that could withstand being in lava.
Cristina: Did they explain it or was it like magic? Movie magic.
Jack: They probably explained it. But I'm sure if you thought about the explanation, like physics doesn't apply really. They just said a bunch of big words so the. That people who know, like the commoner doesn't know what the f*** they're talking about. So you're just gonna be like, oh yeah, the digamajugi does the whatever. Mabob.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And so we're just like, yeah, totally. But like a scientist would be like, what? This is mad gibberish.
Cristina: This is. Yeah, probably.
Jack: Yeah, it's probably how it happened.
Cristina: King Kong, though. When they go to the center of the Earth, it's another world.
Jack: With the sky.
Cristina: Yeah, with the sky. What?
Jack: That sky is underneath us. Yeah.
Cristina: Or inside us. Not underneath or I guess both is. Right.
Jack: Well, here's a way to screw your mind up. If everything repeats in every direction and everything is visibly equal in every direction, why wouldn't there be a sky beneath us? And we're seeing a sky, but we're also like the sky we're seeing is within a dome and somebody standing on the other side of that dome with their own sky and this just repeats infinitely. Like, why wouldn't it?
Cristina: Weird.
Jack: It checks out according to what it seems reality is.
Cristina: Sure, that could work.
Jack: Yeah. So as crazy as it is, also like, seems like a. Like a coin flip away, I guess.
Cristina: But I hope our center of the earth does have. What was in there. Godzilla? King Kong?
Jack: Both.
Cristina: Both. No, King Kong comes from somewhere on earth. On top of Earth, I guess, whatever. On a random island.
Jack: Isn't Godzilla also just some sort of experiment gone wrong?
Cristina: Yes, actually. Yes. Okay. I don't know. What's the explanation?
Jack: Yeah, I don't know which one of these f****** came from the other side or is.
Cristina: Or both of them did.
Jack: No, that's where the evil robot making people are, right? That's where they made the evil robot in the center. I don't f******. Whatever.
Cristina: I didn't see this movie.
Jack: Neither did I. I'm just guessing at this point.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Look, the point is everybody should watch King Kong vs Godzilla. Because it was a great movie.
Cristina: We should watch it and then talk about it.
Jack: Oh, s***. I like that. We should totally. And then we'll come and report.
Cristina: Yeah, maybe.
Jack: Maybe we can do like those shows and we'll have a whole episode just dedicated to unpacking Godzilla versus King Kong.
Cristina: I wonder how much is there to actually unpack.
Jack: Man, I'll turn this into homework. I'll take notes and everything we'll have. We can have a full conversation about King Kong. Versus Godzilla.
Cristina: All right, we'll do that. Yes, yes, let's do that. Well, anyway, this guy who fell in the volcano survived.
Jack: Yeah. Because there's probably no lava on the volcano. It's just he fell and I don't. He probably just came back and told people in town, hey, guys, I fell into the volcano and came out, hey.
Cristina: There was another guy who fell into that same crater and he died.
Jack: It's probably because he hit his head on the way down.
Cristina: And then another. A child fell in and fell into boiling mud. And then his parents tried to save him, and then all three of them died.
Jack: How does anybody know this happened?
Cristina: They find the bodies? I don't know. I don't know. There's someone's job to clean out the volcano from the dead bodies of the people. Like, they just know people are gonna fall in there.
Jack: So, like, the news quickly breaks down when you think about it. Right. Like, where coming from. If people. If everybody who experiences this diet.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Who's coming back to tell us?
Cristina: They have to. I guess people. No, the people who are like, hey, my. My parents disappeared. Where are they?
Jack: And they went up to the volcano. I know.
Cristina: Like, yes. Or that area.
Jack: No, not even. So how. What's the order of. They can't do anything.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Because they would also die trying to get to these people.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So how do you know the order of events?
Cristina: That would have to be the order.
Jack: No. Why. Why couldn't they all have just fallen in?
Cristina: Oh, yeah, they could have. No, I mean, like, someone told.
Jack: No, no, no. I'm sure somebody found out. How do they know the details of how it happened? This person fell in first. People trying to get him out. Out. Fell into. How do you know they didn't all just jump in? Like, hey, boiling mud party, guys, you know, like, how do we know this isn't another guy's situation where they're like, you know what I'm thinking? Into the bushes.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Into the bushes.
Cristina: Yeah. I don't know. Because of how their bodies looked, I guess would tell them everything.
Jack: No, no. It's like squirm and scream and die. You changed your position. Just jump in and freeze.
Cristina: I don't know. Maybe someone was tape recording this specific family. Maybe there was a fourth member who was like, nah.
Jack: And he's back and he's like, you guys would have believed what I just saw. You think I'm crazy, but all my family just jumped into sound like, I did this. Please don't take me to jail, but my family. Okay. Oh, my God. Cops. Cops. I'm horrified. I'm horrified. Look, I didn't do anything. I did not do anything.
Cristina: I feel like that's suspicious already.
Jack: How do you get my. My God. No, you. How do you.
Cristina: Yeah, look straight out.
Jack: Say it, my fam. Oh, my God, My family just jumped into the volcano. Oh, my God, My family just jumped into the volcano. My little brother fell in. Yeah, I guess, I guess. No, it checks out. Checks out. You panic. Oh, my God. My little brother fell in and then my parents tried to get him and it fell in and then everybody was screaming and I couldn't do it. Oh, my God.
Cristina: Oh my God, I couldn't do it.
Jack: That's so. Okay, yeah, if it checks out, I could see that.
Cristina: That totally checks out.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. It would just be panic. You cuz this too premeditated. If you're like, I didn't do it.
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: Even if you didn't, you began way suspicious.
Cristina: Yeah. Yes. Even if you did nothing, because they're definitely gonna. Like, even in the moment, they might think about it, but they'll have that recording. Yeah.
Jack: They're gonna be like, man, how weird that this person immediately began with a disclosure of their innocence.
Cristina: Yeah, that's really sus.
Jack: That's super sus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Crazy.
Jack: But you see how innocent I am. I would. I would 100% begin like that and be like, guys, I totally didn't do anything, but. And I. Innocent. I know this guy is innocent. I'm making him up as I go. I know factually he's innocent. Yeah. And I'm still like, hey, guys, I didn't do anything, but look like there's nothing more suspicious. Dude, I didn't think you did anything until right now.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I didn't even know anything happened until you told me. You didn't do the thing that. That I didn't know existed.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So, like, now I only associate the thing that happened with the potential that maybe you were involved.
Cristina: Like, real crime that's happened. Like when you find out the kid killed the parents or whatever. That's always how it is. Like, I didn't do anything. I just walked home and my parents were dead or whatever the story is.
Jack: Yeah, they were like this when I found them.
Cristina: Yes, yes. Or the husband's like, oh, I just stumbled. Like my wife fell down the stairs or something. I didn't do anything. Like oj.
Jack: Oj like, no, I came in, it was like this.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They don't know. OJ didn't even call the cops right Somebody else had to find a body.
Cristina: He was probably, I don't know. He definitely did it though, right?
Jack: Like, I don't. Allegedly. I don't know, man. I was, I didn't solve this crime.
Cristina: But look, they all based it on a dumb glove.
Jack: Like according, I don't know because. According to who? Right? Like media. Media says the people, the lawyers I've never met because of the research. They didn't do that some cops did, that they didn't meet. They're just trusting that these people do their job really well, but that these people are getting underfunded any and they don't have the resources. All cops are like, we're underpaid. This person's probably stressed. Who did the entire, you know this, the CSI people who went in and did the investigation. This guy was stressed as. We don't know, bro.
Cristina: Have we watched him try to put the glove on his face?
Jack: No. I remember it was all tiny and s***.
Cristina: But no, like, did you see him even really try? Like, did it look like he was trying to put the glove on?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Really?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Can I see you real quick?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Okay. Why did they get him to put the gloves on on top of gloves?
Jack: The gloves that he already had on were leathix gloves. They wouldn't create any real large barrier between his hand and the other gloves.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah, it's very strange.
Jack: It's so that he doesn't get the, the gloves, he doesn't get his fingerprints on them, he doesn't touch them, none of his body oils or anything get on the gloves so that later they could be like, oh, we found this bullshit on here.
Cristina: Why didn't they just buy new gloves?
Jack: No, it has to be the same gloves that were at the crime scene. It's the gloves that the crime was committed with.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: So you have to try them on to prove whether he could fit the gloves or not that were found at the crime scene. I know factually those gloves were the things holding the murder weapons.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So if he couldn't fit them, he can prove his innocence. But if he could fit them, well, even if he couldn't prove his guilt, you would have one more piece of innocent, one more piece of evidence against him.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: To made sense to do that.
Cristina: Interesting and strange. It's just so strange to have that as an evidence to watch him put gloves on.
Jack: I mean, the same thing would apply with like, if we knew for a fact the exact shoes that were at a crime scene.
Cristina: Oh, and have the person try them. Wrong.
Jack: Yeah, they would have to try the shoes on. If they fit perfectly.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Okay. You know. Yeah, this is the same idea.
Cristina: That's interesting.
Jack: Well, look, we're running out of time, right? So to summarize the things we've learned today. Actually, f*** summarizing the things we've learned today. Basically, we need to get you to take a bunch of photos of your feet, put them on an onlyfans, and I suppose advertise your feet also on Twitter so that people then go to your onlyfans for essentially the same photos, except they're giving you money for it this time.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And we're gonna have you wear different socks on and sell the photos. But one lucky individual gets to buy whatever socks are in said photos, and they'll buy those for thousands.
Cristina: Why? Because we should fart on them.
Jack: Yeah, we should. You should fart on your. On your sweaty workout socks.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We're gonna make it. I'm your manager here.
Cristina: We'll make a killing out of socks that were fart socks.
Jack: That's gonna be our business. We're just gonna call it sweaty fart.
Cristina: Socks to sell to people who have goats. Their goats will love it.
Jack: Sweaty fart socks, man. D***. This is gonna be great. We're gonna be rich. Does not feel like appropriate merchandise for this show. How would we even make that happen? It would be impossible. We'd need to hire people.
Cristina: We need to hire people so then.
Jack: Walk around in the sock so that we can have a lot of merchandise for the floods of people who would be buying all the socks.
Cristina: Okay, so wouldn't. Why would they want just random people?
Jack: Because they want smelly socks, period.
Cristina: Oh, okay. It's just about now selling.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: We need to.
Jack: We need to mass produce these socks so we can make a killing.
Cristina: All right.
Jack: I'm thinking about big money.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Not like, not small family owned business.
Cristina: But do they need to know who wore the socks?
Jack: No, no, no. This. Screw this home owned, family owned business sock bullshit. We're trying to be like Walmart. We squeeze out these little bottle farting b****** and these stupid sock selling jackasses and we're gonna have a f****** enterprise. I am in the empire business.
Cristina: Farty socks. Farty sweaty socks.
Jack: Sweaty fart socks.
Cristina: Sweaty fart socks. Okay?
Jack: That's all that matters in the world. Sweaty fart socks.
Cristina: Yes. Let us know if you would be into some sweaty fart socks.
Jack: Everybody wants the sweaty fart socks.
Cristina: Mm. Mm.
Jack: Look, if you guys want to keep. You want to. You want to follow, you want to understand and follow this Journey as this business, this new startup we're about to launch, starts to take form. If you guys want to be in on the ground floor of sweaty fart socks, you can follow our socials, where we'll be putting all that information at Twitter, Instagram and tick tock at just come of a pod, you know.
Cristina: Yes. Remember to subscribe, rate, and review the show.
Jack: Yes. That's how you're gonna find out. And let us know that you are ready for this new venture, the new direction we're taking this show in.
Cristina: Yeah. And let someone who might like this show know about it.
Jack: Also send us a comment. Do you want sweaty fart socks?
Cristina: Yes. Tell us. Like, look, tell your friends that you know would be into it and tell them to tell us.
Jack: Y. Oh, yeah, that's totally. Makes sense. So word of mouth, you know, look, if you want us to make a.
Cristina: Fortune, would they want us?
Jack: Or if you want sweaty fart socks. Look, look, the point of the sweaty fart socks are on the table now.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: It's. It's a joke and we're kidding. Unless somebody's like, but I'll pay for it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then I'll be like, hey, hey, you want to come? We need to talk. Look, there's a money offer.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So this is a reality now. We're going to get. Get paid for your sweaty fart socks.
Cristina: Of course. Of course. This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. Okay.
Jack: Penguins are the troops. They are quick mobility in arctic conditions, and they survive the arctic conditions quite effectively. They can swim. They can walk. There's quite an abundance of them surrounding the entirety, making sure nobody crosses the Arctic wall without a pass. And. And on top of all that, they leave and can get quickly to the overlords and inform them if somebody did make it over.
Cristina: Oh, okay. What? They, like, quickly walk because they're not very.
Jack: They can swim.
Cristina: Oh, yeah, they're swimming. Okay. Why can't they fly? Why not make them to be able to fly like that?
Jack: It's already cold. Why would you put them higher up where there's less ability to stay warm?
Cristina: Because they're not living things. Or are they? Also, they're live. They're alive.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: They're man made, but they're living creatures.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It's what you get when you merge something like, I don't know, like, what's a really fuzzy short thing?
Cristina: Hamster.
Jack: Insignificantly tiny things. It's a chimera of sorts. Who cares what things emerge? It's a chimera of sorts.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Then part human, actually.
Cristina: Part. Oh, my gosh.
Jack: Yeah, but these are people who signed up for it.
Cristina: Part human, part robot. Is that what's happening?
Jack: No.
Cristina: No. Oh, okay.
Jack: It's all biological. It needs to be able to survive in the Arctic. They can't be delivering batteries and s*** out to the middle of West Bubba. The resources wasted would be absurd.
Cristina: I don't know. I thought they were, like, sun powered or something.
Jack: That would make total sense considering how few trees there are outside there.
Cristina: Yeah. So. Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and Published by Great Thoughts.info Art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister, with social media managed by Amber Black.