Rambling 165: Society's Need for Attention

Is there even a war going on? Did the singularity already happen? Is our technology just an artificial super-intelligence manipulating our every move and controlling society as a whole? The answer to this and numerous other disturbing questions are uncovered in this episode as the duo aims to get to the bottom of some of life’s most pressing issues.

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Topics Discussed

  • War Conspiracies
  • Bored of Covid
  • Addictive Technology
  • Singularity Happened
  • Chasing Fame
  • Need for Attention
  • Darwinism
  • Standing Out and Blending In
  • #MeToo Violates Nature
  • Bill Cosby is Evil
  • Criminal vs Mental Health Issue
  • Understanding Evolution
  • Human Extinction
  • Everything Based on Everything
  • Hitler vs Cosby

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

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Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So be sure to pull somebody nice and close and be ready to go on a doozy of the trip. A doozy?

Cristina: A doozy.

Jack: A doozy.

Cristina: Where is it taking them?

Jack: I don't know. I don't even know what a doozy is.

Cristina: I don't know. I.

Jack: A lot of people say it. Does anybody know what the f*** a doozy is, though?

Cristina: Pretty sure that's the real word.

Jack: I don't. I'm not.

Cristina: I know. How do I know you didn't just make that up because you've heard it before? I have heard it. Have I heard it? I don't know.

Jack: That's a doozy. I don't know. Movies and s***. That's a doozy.

Cristina: Okay, maybe. Mm. How many people do you think actually listen to other people? With other people?

Jack: That's an interesting. Probably not many.

Cristina: Not many.

Jack: Like, really, really.

Cristina: Probably really really.

Jack: Probably not many. I think most people listen to this show on their own and thus don't have the antidote for the cancer.

Cristina: What cancer?

Jack: There's no antidote. But, like, they don't bring their lives purpose after catching a cancer for listening to the show.

Cristina: Yeah. They're just living with that cancer.

Jack: They're living with that cancer. It's totally in vain.

Cristina: Yeah. That's so ridiculous.

Jack: I mean, that's their choice.

Cristina: Does it affect the people in universe two? That not two, three, is it?

Jack: No way to know.

Cristina: Do you guys have cancer?

Jack: That's interesting, right? Maybe they do, maybe they don't.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: If anything, I bet the people in our universe do in fact tell people to listen because they're more loyal listeners. While the people in universe three. Which, by the way, universe three is what you meant.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You said universe two, didn't you?

Cristina: Yeah, and then I fixed it to three.

Jack: Oh, you did? Okay. Well, universe three. The people in universe three probably don't.

Cristina: No, probably don't. They don't know.

Jack: Yeah. They think this is a joke.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I think we're kidding. They're there living in a weird sort of Bubble situation where nothing really happens and they don't know about anything.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And things are kind of sort of similar to over here, but everything is, like, up in the air in a question at all times.

Cristina: Should we be making fun of them? I mean, they are still our listeners. I don't know.

Jack: They are, but it's like, your universe is kind of lame.

Cristina: It is lame.

Jack: Like, okay, right. There's a big crisis over here with Russia and Ukraine. I bet they have a crisis over there with Russia and Ukraine.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In theory.

Cristina: In theory.

Jack: Right. Like, they don't know. There's somebody who's like, but do we know? I haven't seen the war myself.

Cristina: I. I bet. Yes. I bet there's Twitter drama about that. And. Yeah.

Jack: Like, it's. It's United States propaganda. They just want to give us a reason to go invade Ukraine or whatever. Or to go invade Russia or whatever.

Cristina: Yeah, that's probably happening in those crazy mom groups or whatever.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All that s***. They're f******. Ah, that universe is so weird.

Cristina: Yes, it is.

Jack: Like, all right. Oh, man. They probably. I bet if there is anything happening, they're probably questioning the war. Like, is there a war? There's no war. The media's.

Cristina: And people who do think there's a war, there's people who are like, Russia is on the right. I mean, I guess that's has to be.

Jack: There has to be people who believe, like, there's two sides. It's not like one side's objectively evil.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Otherwise there would be nobody supporting that side.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The fact that there is a whole other side at all means people think that's the right side.

Cristina: Yeah. So it's almost like Putin's doing that and wrong.

Jack: Yeah. The same way that happens with Hitler sometimes.

Cristina: Yeah, sometimes.

Jack: Sometimes Hitler did nothing wrong. Well, Putin did nothing wrong. Many people believe that. No, what's interesting about this whole conflict is the fact that nobody is at once questioned, ever. The fact that immediately before this conflict really escalated, Biden took all of the soldiers out of Afghanistan and just had a bunch of soldiers ready that he could then establish and put directly around Ukraine in the first place, just in case of s***. And it's like.

Cristina: Should be talking about that.

Jack: People should probably wonder how this absurd.

Cristina: Convenience, like, one month apart.

Jack: Yeah. Like. Like, bro, how.

Cristina: How do you. Where is the conspiracy for this? Dude, there has to be. It has to be us.

Jack: It can't just be us now. D***. We should probably be looking into this.

Cristina: We should be looking into that.

Jack: D***. This is Our job, isn't it?

Cristina: Yeah. F***.

Jack: F***. You don't care about this enough.

Cristina: We will do it. We will. Just not today.

Jack: Yeah, it's not today. This is stupid. This is so.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Because we're just being hypocrites.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: But we. Whatever. Refer to previous episode to see F****** too much war talk. It's like Covid, bro. It's just like, oh, I'm over it already.

Cristina: Yeah, like Covid. I don't know. Does. Do people still talk about COVID Well.

Jack: They do all the time.

Cristina: All the time.

Jack: And now it's war and Covid. For a brief moment, it was Black Lives Matter and Covid. But Black lives don't really matter, apparently, because we just forget about that every time.

Cristina: And so now it's Covid and War.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Hear people talking about COVID though, I.

Jack: Guess it's just so normalized. People just mandates and this. Yeah, they do. They just. It. It's conversations surrounding Covid. We're not directly addressing Covid anymore. We're like, mandates and laws and you're violating my freedoms.

Cristina: Not about, like, COVID deaths.

Jack: Yeah, we're over that. We're like, whatever kills people. Whatever. Not even, like, crazy numbers. We made that part up for a really long time and convinced people, but people saw nobody dying and realized that made no sense. So, yeah, whatever. Covid.

Cristina: Yes. So what's happening with that trucker war in Canada?

Jack: No, they turned on each other, starved each other out. And then the rich people were like, oh, no, we've been. Our hearts have been changed. Because the. The CDC said it was okay, the World Health Organization said it's okay. And it's like, really? Are you sure it wasn't because your food supply got cut off? It. It might be just totally shot in the dark here, but it might be the fact that the people turned on you and decided to cut your supplies off too, that maybe. Maybe that had something to do with it.

Cristina: Yeah. There's so many. It's so crazy. Companies are just losing employees over this.

Jack: Yes. It's so stupid, because they also want to be politically correct, but they're hurting themselves in the process. Yeah, that's so funny to me, because they don't know where to stand anymore. It's gotten kind of shaky. We are. Okay. We're at this point in society where records state that societies usually collapse when they lose values, traditional values. Tradition usually gets lost, and then societies collapse. And the signs that most psychologists and philosophers point at is when we started talking about gender. Okay, that seems to be the beginning of the collapse from most places. Not to say that the discussion around gender and gender identity itself is the cause of anything. It's not. But it seems to be the starting point of every time the collapse of a society begins. It's around that discussion that begins where we lost literally sense of identity in tradition. We lost that tradition entirely. There was him and her and now plethora. So once we lost that, it's okay to lose any kind of value because we literally lost sense of identity. And that's all we are. We're identity. If we don't have any identity, we have nothing.

Cristina: Interesting. What? In every society.

Jack: In every society that's ever collapsed.

Cristina: And it's not specifically that, though.

Jack: It's not. That's not the cause. It just happens to be the easiest target. They usually start with.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's the same starting point always. So we know we're in the. The fall of society as it is.

Cristina: Mmm. Should we be worried, though?

Jack: It's not. It's gonna happen in the next couple of decades to few centuries, but it's not gonna happen right now.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Like we got other more prominent s*** on the way. Like the singularity could have already happened. And this could totally be why we're all glued to our phones at all times. Like it could have happened. And we're just being mani. Like somebody made an algorithm that was supposed to get us hooked.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And supposed to learn from us to continue to improve on itself on how to get us hooked. Its purposes get us hooked. But everybody's hooked already.

Cristina: Everyone is hooked.

Jack: So the computers already controlling us. It does anything it needs to to get us more hooked.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It just so happens to be that we love outrage.

Cristina: A lot of people do. Yeah.

Jack: So it will create outrage. But then what's the computer ultimately doing? Right. It has to find a way to get us outraged. But the computer doesn't exist in the external world. It's software.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So it needs to also get us to such outrage that we start going out and creating outrage so that it gets then fed back into the system so the system can show that new outrage to more people. So it's mastered a way of getting us, you think, to behave in the outside world.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But with our phones and cameras aimed at it.

Jack: So that then it gets fed back into the system and then it shows everybody that thing.

Cristina: And you don't think it's just people doing that? That's the system itself.

Jack: Definitely. People are doing it. But we only think we're choosing to.

Cristina: We're choosing To.

Jack: We believe we're choosing to do it. I believe I went outside and saw somebody fight and then aimed my phone at the fight instead of trying to break it up.

Cristina: Yeah. And.

Jack: And as a result, I recorded it, put it on Instagram or TikTok or Twitter, YouTube or Facebook, wherever it's gonna go.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It made it into the algorithm. But there's the bigger, greater, more powerful.

Cristina: Algorithm that's gonna put that on top of.

Jack: It's gonna put that on top of everything. Google is a monster that can push anything in any direction and make sure that anything that's moving quickly. Oh, well, any set of combination of words will just link this, regardless of what platform it's on. So platforms don't even really matter. You can find it on Google. It's gonna be at the top of Google no matter what.

Cristina: Yeah. Google will be the first thing. No. I don't know. That's hard. It's all like that.

Jack: They're all like that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You could say that there's one monster, and these are all different body parts of it.

Cristina: Oh, that's exactly how it would be, though.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah. Wow.

Jack: It's all the same creatures, just. We call Facebook. Oh, it's a different. No, it's running on the same Internet.

Cristina: They all pretty much work the same. They all want the same thing. Yeah. They just.

Jack: To get more interaction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if there is no new content, then they don't get more interaction. So they need you to go get more content.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they've trained you to get content by rewarding you for bringing the content.

Cristina: In with hearts and likes and all that stuff. Yeah.

Jack: Fame. The more content you bring into the machine, the more fame you got. We'll put all the eyes on you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Oh, you want to be known. You want to be somebody. You want to be important. So I'm. Make sure everybody sees you and you get that dopamine Rush. If you just bring me more content.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Just bring me more. It doesn't have to be good. Bring me anything. Anything. If it's on the outside, just bring it in. I don't care what it is. Anything.

Cristina: I think they'll eventually be paying us. Like in one of those Black Mirror episodes. I think the first one was like that, where they. Well, they weren't just doing that, but there was, like, something like that going on. I feel like in the first Black Mirror episode, I don't know if you remember.

Jack: Elaborate.

Cristina: They were working. Oh, no. They were working to power the Internet, I think. But depending on how famous they Were also. I think they were making money off of that. Like his friend went on a show to sing or something.

Jack: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they can watch content on their bike. Powering. Creating literal energy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But they can also go make content if they're interesting enough.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's interesting. That's. Yeah, that's where we're headed.

Cristina: That's where we're heading. Yeah. I guess for not doing something, a normal job, we're doing that.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: There's just two ways to go now, pretty much.

Jack: You're either consuming it or you are it.

Cristina: Or you are it. Yep. And a lot of people want to be it.

Jack: A lot of people want to be it. Because then you're not working. You're not. You're not. You're either the thing powering the machine or you're the thing that's being powered by the machine.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You want to be what's being powered by the machine. But also that's an illusion. It's the blue pill, red pill scenario. You could be in the blue pill, powering the machine, thinking, oh, yeah, I'm doing my part. This is the safe way to do it. Or you could red pill. Oh, I got out of that life. I'm important now. I know the truth. I'm not just a f****** shill here.

Cristina: But you're doing the same thing that everyone else is doing. You have to watch all the videos like everyone else to see what's popular. And.

Jack: At the end of the day, you're just also feeling the machine, just a different way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Red pill. Oh, I got out. No, they gave you a pill from within the f****** system. Why would it let you out? Why. Why would the thing that was made, just like the other thing, influence the outside world at all?

Cristina: I don't know. That doesn't make sense.

Jack: No. You need the black pill given to you from outside the f****** system. What's that? Shut the f****** media off and walk away.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's the only way to exit the Matrix. Turn it off. There's no. Well, I'm gonna save people from the. No. As long as it's on. You lost.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You have turned the Matrix off. Walk away from the Matrix. But now we're. We're caught.

Cristina: No, like, we gotta let people know we're getting off.

Jack: We got got. We got got.

Cristina: We got got, got, got.

Jack: We've been got. We've been super got. We got so got.

Cristina: By Facebook, by everything. By everything.

Jack: What started with MySpace, but back then it was truly happy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And Just show yourself off here. Be custom. But then Facebook came around and Facebook was like, I don't like individuality. Let's see race that.

Cristina: Let's erase that.

Jack: How robotic of Facebook. Here's just one basic equal skin for everybody.

Cristina: That's weird. Yes, it is really kind of robotic. And yet everyone was attracted to it because it was the shiny new thing.

Jack: Yes, it's the Sony experience.

Cristina: Yes, it was very modern and yes, it was.

Jack: There you go. Modern is word. There was some ancient kind of rough edges type of thing to MySpace.

Cristina: Yeah, like in MySpace. I don't feel like. Well, I don't remember adding strangers or getting requests from strangers. It felt all family and frenzy kind of thing.

Jack: Oh, you had a lame MySpace life?

Cristina: I guess. And then Facebook though, everyone requested friends with me. I don't know anyone. They're just there.

Jack: No, I didn't know f****** anybody. I had no family, only friends and total strangers.

Cristina: Total stranger.

Jack: I met hella people on MySpace.

Cristina: Oh, wow.

Jack: I don't remember people that I talked to even today.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: People you met?

Jack: No, never in person. I was never the guy to just, hey, let's go f****** meet over there.

Cristina: Yes. I guess people do that though, also.

Jack: How would I explain anything? Hey, man, what do you do for a living? Well, the guy you knew originally got murdered three times over because he was some kind of a snitch. And so, yeah, I'm now his fourth removed clone. It's hard to explain. And you're probably gonna die because I told you that.

Cristina: But why would you tell them that? Why would you pretend to be you? The first you.

Jack: Why would I.

Cristina: Why would you pretend to be the.

Jack: Because I'm honest.

Cristina: You're honest? You have to tell them.

Jack: I don't have to do s***. I'm honest though.

Cristina: Okay. So if you were gonna tell them to meet up, you have to tell them.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because of your Honest.

Jack: Cuz I'm honest. That's what they call me. Honest Jack. I've never told a lie.

Cristina: I don't know if I've heard that.

Jack: I'm. I'm the most honest.

Cristina: You're the most honest?

Jack: Yeah. No, here's what's weird, man. Everything followed suit with Facebook. Like, Twitter and Facebook kind of happen simultaneously.

Cristina: Mm. But like, same difference.

Jack: It's the same s***. It's just. Here's f****** robotic.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We've sucked out the humanity. We've sucked out the. The only thing that it has is. You can't hide.

Cristina: Facebook, Twitter, Twitter. You can't hide from what?

Jack: From people Is public. There's no hiding on Twitter.

Cristina: Oh, everything is public. Oh, the accounts. You can't make them private accounts.

Jack: I mean, you can make a private account, but. Oh, nobody's doing that. And also, it's not too beneficial because there's. The point is all interact. So you can't. If your account is private, you can also not interact.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, I should know that.

Jack: Yeah. You have to interact with only people who you've let follow you.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's the rules of them. Private.

Cristina: And if you need that likes and those. What is it? Retweets.

Jack: Yeah. Because hashtag, hashtag, hashtag. Yeah. Throw 60,000 hashtags because I'm here too, guys.

Cristina: Yes. That's crazy. They still have that thing where you can only write a sentence in each post.

Jack: I guess. Here's another thing that's interesting. All these things capitalize on our need for attention.

Cristina: That's. That at the end of the day. Yes. That's what we need.

Jack: Yeah. It knows that there was an entire generation of children that were just given technology and ignored by their parents.

Cristina: Yes. Starting with TVs.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: The kids in front of the TV. I guess even before that there was the kids with the books.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like it's. It's always something. The kids with the video games and all the parents.

Jack: Capitalism capitalizes on people's needs for attention.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's all it is. Capitalism capital. Cuz what's clothing if not. Well, I'm trying to follow the current fashion trends.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But why? Unless you're looking for that attention.

Cristina: Yes. Or getting the best shoes or whatever. Yeah.

Jack: People will recognize what I have.

Jack: Why do you want a super nice car if nobody thinks it's nice? And everybody were like, oh, that's disgusting. You wouldn't buy it.

Cristina: No, I guess not. What?

Jack: Exactly. Nobody's like, wow, Lamborghini. I want a Lamborghini. While everybody's like, Lamborghini looks like s***. The rest of the world agrees. There's nobody who's like, oh, yeah, I wanna. I'm a Billy. I'm gonna drive a Lamborghini. The worst looking car in the world. No. Everybody said Lamborghini is beautiful.

Cristina: So everyone wants.

Jack: Everybody wants Lamborghini.

Cristina: They're not that beautiful, but whatever. Yes. They're great. So that's just us needing attention.

Jack: Just needing attention. Everything is capitalizing on the need for attention.

Cristina: That's crazy. What? Yes.

Jack: Interesting, because it's counterintuitive to survival. Like instinct would need us to blend in for survival sake.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So why is there this drive that seems to be, now that I think about it, granularly, like, engraved into our instincts and DNA almost where we're always looking for the attention. But that doesn't make any sense. That's a real paradox.

Cristina: But we like winning prizes. I don't know. That's weird. But, yes, it's like winning prizes. It's like something if. Something about being special. I guess that's a human thing too, though. You want to be special for some reason.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, that doesn't even. That's part of a bigger conundrum. Okay. So instinct says blend in and go unnoticed. That's survival.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Give me the attention. I need, all the things that everybody else wants so that people are happy that I have it, and they want to be around me and they'll notice me. They'll notice me. I'll get the attention. I'll be like everybody else. But also I want to win the stuff. I want to be the only one who wins the stuff.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you want to blend in, stand out, and be like everybody else simultaneously.

Cristina: What's that about?

Jack: Always how.

Cristina: That doesn't make sense.

Jack: That's an interesting paradox we've got going on there.

Cristina: Mm. But where do we get that from?

Jack: I know where we get the need to blend in.

Cristina: To blend in, That's. Yeah. But to stand out.

Jack: To stand out. That's. This particularly dangerous.

Cristina: Then again. No, I guess that does come into play when it comes to looking for partners. That type of thing. The sexual drive.

Jack: Interesting. Okay, we're getting some. Oh, yes.

Cristina: Because you have to stand out usually. Or I'm pretty sure in every animal kingdom type thing, you got to stand out some way.

Jack: So this is all Darwinian bullshit.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's no fighting it. Basically. This is all Darwinian bullshit because. Yeah, you're totally right. It's like doing the dance.

Cristina: It's like. Yes. The bird doing.

Jack: I got the best dance. So now you want to get bird f*****.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's like, okay, that makes sense. He's trying to stand out. But also, you travel in flocks because it's safer.

Cristina: Yes. They. Yeah. Birds do both. Humans do both.

Jack: Humans do both. They want to stand out and they want to blend in.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Simultaneously. But that still leaves one thing out of the equation.

Cristina: What's that?

Jack: Which is following these trends because to stand out, to be the winner, to succeed, that's all about the mating call. To blend in, to disappear into plain sight, to be unnoticed amongst a crowd of those identical to you, that is about survival. So what is this need for attention by blending in? That's a weird middle ground of these two points. Well, Jordans are popular.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There are people who can't afford Jordans. I want Jordans. Okay. But that's not even the best anything. You just. You want Jordans because they want Jordans. Yeah, I want Jordans because they want Jordans. But you would want something better than Jordans. In fact, you wouldn't want Jordans. You want something nobody else has. If you were just trying to stand.

Cristina: Out exclusively, but then for the sexual, that wouldn't work. Because you want the person you're trying to attract to notice what you have to. If you get something out. So out outside of the box, like, they wouldn't got you.

Jack: Yes. You're totally right.

Cristina: Wouldn't care.

Jack: It needs to make sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To the person you're doing the dance for.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If they don't know what the f*** you're doing, they're like, he's having a seizure.

Cristina: Yes. That's why you need that Lambo, because they know Lambo. They might not know anything about it.

Jack: But they know Lambo. Yeah. Yeah, they know Lambo. Nice car. Everybody thinks nice car.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Okay. So there's really just two things. It's not three.

Cristina: It's two things. Yeah.

Jack: It's the need to blend in and the need to stand out. Simultaneously.

Cristina: Yes, simultaneously. Wow. Yep.

Jack: Weird problem that we have in society. We need to blend in and we need to stand out.

Cristina: And the Internet gives that to us. It gives us both.

Jack: Yes. Because by blending in, we're watching.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We are another consumer like the rest of them.

Cristina: Yes. Or we're competing in the same challenges. Or we're doing the same dance.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: But stand out is like, we got the most likes in those things.

Jack: Oh, yes. Oh, yes. I did the same thing, but I'm the one who became famous from it.

Cristina: Yeah. I got the most watch. I got the most likes. I got the most comments, whatever it is that makes you happy.

Jack: That's fascinating. Our psychology is so f***** up.

Cristina: Yes. We're animals.

Jack: We are. We a hundred percent are. We're definitely animals. And we're definitely brainwashed by our just society as a whole. But it is survival tactics. This is just needing to meet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I want to stick my d*** in something.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Or I want something's d*** stuck in me.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And see, there are. Yeah. Either or. And also, I want to go unnoticed as it's happening.

Cristina: As it's happening. What?

Jack: Yeah, I want to get plowed. Because reproduction.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But also my child got to survive. I can't just be standing out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we got it. It's a balancing act.

Cristina: It is.

Jack: It's about weaving in and out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You want to be out the second the mating partner looks. And in the moment the predator does.

Cristina: In.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You want to stand out of the crowd. Oh, that's. Yes. Got it. Nailed it. That's it right there. What the type of. So we have to always be within the crowd.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's point one. We have to be inside the crowd. We're never really exiting the crowd. That's why we want to make it inside the crowd. Because if the predator comes by, you know, eat something on the outside. I want to be towards the center.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so everybody knows I gotta stand out only from us. But I gotta look the same to anything that's not us.

Cristina: That will make you in the center of the crowd. Maybe. Right.

Jack: The closer to the center of the crowd you are, the more literally everything revolves around you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And the more focal point you are.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But you're safe from the creatures outside. Noticeable from the creatures inside the crowd. That's the goal. Simultaneous. It sounds crazy until you think of it under that light. So there is a cat. And the cat is out there. And we are a bunch of goat f****** s***. Ton of goat.

Cristina: We're a goat. F***.

Jack: Ton of goat.

Cristina: Now you're a goat.

Jack: We're go. We're all goats. I'm a goat. You're a goat. He's a goat. She's a goat. We're all go, tay.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: But there's a cat. And we know there's a cat. That cat's gonna pick somebody the f*** out. Now the goal is simple. My horns. I'm a male. Go. Ooh. I got a. My horns gotta look nice. You want my horns? She wants my horns. That b**** over there wants my horns. All the b****** want my horns.

Jack: Because I keep sharpening my horns. Now I just look like a f****** goat to the cat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You know, I just look like a f****** goat. But I know that you can tell horns. So I'm just gonna do the thing that I know. You know, I'm gonna sharpen the horns. I'm gonna get the Jordans.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Cuz I know you know what the Jordans are. I know the f****** goat knows horns. The goat's looking for the best horns. Oh, that goat has some nice horns. I'm gonna let that. That f******.

Cristina: That goats gonna stick it the goats really doing that? It's gonna get its willy wet, I'm assuming. Yes. Right? The biggest horns.

Jack: F******.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: I'm guessing. Yeah, but like, yeah, it could be. Hey, I could totally hit that on the head. I don't f****** know. But the goal is I am an overpowered goat with great horns. It might not be the best goat, but look, you can tell my horns are nice. And you like nice horns. Yes, because you were told nice horns means I can defend you from those cats. From those cats.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: At least a little. At least enough for you to protect our babies.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But also, I might survive more.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Because everybody's gonna focus around me. Ooh. Cuz I got nice horns.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They won't look at my horns.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're circling us. Who? Our whole family is protected by the whole horde, by the whole herd.

Cristina: Because of your horns.

Jack: Because my horns. Yeah, but what if I lead the pack? Oh. Oh. I still blend in to the cat. You can't tell who the f*** I am. No, but you guys know I lead the pack. Ooh.

Cristina: Ooh.

Jack: All the b****** want this pack leading horn f****** goat.

Cristina: Well, I guess the cat would notice. The cat's gonna go after the smallest looking. Don't they usually look for s*** on the outside? Yeah.

Jack: Cat is not gonna work its way towards the center. No, he's gonna pick out whatever f****** stragglers on the outside. You want to be on the outside. You want the attention, which means you. Attention means everything surrounds you. All the b****** want you. They.

Cristina: So you better take care of those horns.

Jack: Here's the other problem. And I guess this is the man's psychology ultimately as well. If I got the nice horns and all the women are surrounding me, and a cat attacked woman's more likely to die. They're surrounding me. Those horns made a human shield.

Cristina: Made a human goat shield. Huh?

Jack: See how that works? Very guy thing to do. Well, I'm gonna get into a position of power.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then the second harm comes my way, I'm throwing that b**** under the bus. Oh, s***. Nature women. That means that the me too movement is totally unjustified. Because why? It's nature.

Cristina: It's nature.

Jack: It's survival. It's instinct. Meaning Bill Cosby did nothing wrong.

Cristina: What?

Jack: This. That crazy? He's the only one we can factually be like, that's a f****** monster. Without it, we couldn't cast doubt on that case in the f******. In his wildest dreams.

Cristina: Nah, that's a scary case.

Jack: Yeah, there's no way to cast out on that. Like, realistically. Realistically. Yo, it's. I can cast doubt on Hitler, bro. It's harder to cast doubt on Bill Cosby than Hitler. Than Hitler. Oh, s***. I don't know, because Bill Cosby didn't wake up and was like, I'm doing the right thing. Like, there's no way you had that thought. Hitler had more ability to have that thought in his circumstance, thinking, well, this is the right move for these people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: My people have to survive, and we're gonna figure it out. Versus I'm a drug, a b****. It's like, holy f***, bro. How are you wor.

Cristina: I wonder what his excuse. Like, I'm so old, I can't tell which is the medicine or whatever. Like, what I'm putting in these drinks. It's just accident. Oops.

Jack: Yeah, my. My erection pill slipped, and I dropped a roofie in her drink.

Cristina: Oops. Like, is that his excuse? What?

Jack: Dude, I don't know. It's crazy. I can sooner cast out on Hitler than Bill Cosby.

Cristina: That is crazy.

Jack: That is crazy. And look, people want to decide what it will Cosby at the beginning because it's just another black guy being screwed.

Cristina: In a very rich and famous one.

Jack: Very rich and famous one. If he fits a suit of just being a target.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But also, d***, bro, that's the one we can't defend. Not even a little.

Cristina: No.

Jack: That's kind of a monster. He's up there with R. Kelly.

Cristina: That's.

Jack: No, we. No. No.

Cristina: I don't know. No, they're both monsters.

Jack: We can cast more doubt on or we can cast doubt on R. Kelly.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh. Because their parents let them wonder.

Jack: Parents let them two. We drew the line. And some people have sexual preference. Maybe it's not a criminal problem as much as it is a psychology problem. And he needs mental help. Because if we're saying this is wrong and you shouldn't do it and he has an urge that he can't control, then is he the culprit or the victim?

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: You see how that goes? Oh, I can cast doubt on f****** anything, bro. We talk about all this. It's impossible. Because we do. That's an interesting case, though, because we do do this mental health thing where we're like, you know, mental health matters, and we got to take care of people's mental health, but unless they murder. No, he didn't murder anybody.

Cristina: I know, but they also don't like it when mental health people murder people. Yeah.

Jack: No. 100% you're totally right. And that's not fair.

Cristina: That's not fair.

Jack: Because if it's genuinely a mental health.

Cristina: Problem, we shouldn't be taken care of.

Jack: Then they should be taken care of and they shouldn't be punished for something out of control.

Cristina: Yeah, Yeah.

Jack: I am on the side. Oh, God. This sentence. I am on the side of helping the pedophiles not f****** rape children. Don't help the pedophiles. Get the kids. Help them deal with the thing. And the problem is discerning person who doesn't give a f*** and is fully lucid from somebody who can genuinely not think straight because of the urge.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If we can somehow figure out how to split that and be like, this a******'s a f****** monster. He knows he probably shouldn't be doing this and he just doesn't care. He just. He's using mental health as an excuse.

Cristina: Just be able to figure that out if a person was kidding or not.

Jack: No, because there's no. A psychologist is a scientist. And all science is estimate. You're trying your best.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Nothing is. Everything is a theory. There's no fact. There's no fact.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There's the theory of things, but there's no fact. And that leads to some pretty mucky waters because if we lean in the favor of. It's all mental illness. But what about the guys who are totally fine, we give. Gave them a free pass to f****** rape people, you know, that's f*****.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we can't just blanket say it's mental health because we let a lot of people go and do, like priests, bro. How do you position yourself so tactically? You're a f****** monster. That's not mental health. You had tactics.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This was thought out. You didn't just have an urge, couldn't control and f*** the kid. No. You decided in a job that would tactically place you with children in order to better f*** kids.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's f***** up.

Cristina: Very different.

Jack: And you also kind of knew that they would cover for you. Mm You. That's. That's all premeditated.

Cristina: How would you know that, though? Like, how many priests were doing that before the norm? I don't know, like a priest decided, yeah, that's the place for me. Or not a priest. A person who decides I'm gonna be a priest because of that. Like, how is that even known? Or is it just coincidence that these priests do this? Not quite into, like, I'm assuming they don't know each other, these priests that are doing this.

Jack: No, but it Makes sense as a position that is protected at all times because people hold religion so sacred that, you know, that you can almost do anything. But because people are more scared to question their faith.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You probably get a free pass.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's a synosis.

Cristina: Hypnosis.

Jack: Yeah. You're using their mind, knowing they are more scared of a genie in the sky than they are of you raping their children. Okay, so it makes sense that at least the majority of those cases are not a mental health problem. Those are f****** pieces of s***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But when we go to this song about the guy singing about I like little girls or whatever f*** he's singing about, he's not singing about f****** little girls.

Cristina: No, he's talking about his problem.

Jack: His problem. He's actively saying he doesn't f*** little girls, but I have a problem. I have this urge that never goes away to f*** little girls.

Cristina: He does not say that literally in those words.

Jack: But that's the ultimate point of the song.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And in his case, that's a mental health problem.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: He's a guy who's saying, well, I wish I didn't. It sucks to want this because I know I will be ostracized, imprisoned and ridiculed and hated by the world, so I can't do what I like.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is a sexual preference. At the end of the day, it is. And that leads us into muckier grounds. Right. Because then we have to say, well, not all sexual preferences are valid. Ooh, now we've entered it. There's some many sexual preferences that aren't valid. Oh, no, but everybody's. No, cuz f****** kids is a sexual preference. So you got, you know, there's a line.

Cristina: There is a line.

Jack: There's a line.

Cristina: There's definitely a line. Because if you think about, like, people who are into animals.

Jack: Yeah, there are lines.

Cristina: There are lines.

Jack: Not every sexual preference is valid, which means there are incorrect sexualities.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: Ooh. Ooh. All sexuality is fine. Then be okay with pedos, f*****.

Cristina: No, that's tough.

Jack: But then we. We drew the line. We made the lineup.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So saying f****** kids is wrong is about the same as saying f****** a guy is wrong because we made that up too.

Cristina: Yes, this problem, that is a problem.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: But it's wrong.

Jack: Well, we're raised in a culture in which is wrong. And it's highly disturbing to at least those of us conditioned into the culture. Yeah, but there are people who are just disconnected enough or something happened that rewired them just enough to make that okay.

Cristina: Mm. So like if the more people rewired that way it become more okay or something like.

Jack: Yeah, actually. Yeah. That is literally how it works. Majority rules.

Cristina: Whatever.

Jack: Is the majority is the norm and everything else is what's strange.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if we said more than 50% of the population that it was alright to f*** little girls. Well, I guess little boy, little kids f*** children. Then it would sway law and everything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it would just be all right to f*** kids. We would stop giving a f***.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: But it would just be normal at that point too. Like by definition.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We would just be like, oh, whatever, f****** kid. Yeah, everybody does it.

Cristina: We don't live there.

Jack: No. We live in the one where that s***'s wrong. Yes, well, but it is totally like a coin flip. It's just by mere chance that we're.

Cristina: In a society that doesn't.

Jack: Yeah, 100%. We could have ended up making a law or not making laws that supported the concepts of children had that not happened in the 1860s. Where would we be right now? Many people have parents that were 12 years old when they had their first child. This is a reality of the world. This is some s*** that was happening. Yeah. They were grown men, 40 year olds, married to 12 year olds.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Society was normal. That was normal in society.

Cristina: So was it ever normal with animals, though?

Jack: That's a weird one.

Cristina: That's a weird one.

Jack: It's a f***** one.

Cristina: Yes. There's other messed up ones, but that one is sticking out. But it's not true. It's just. It just sounds horrible.

Jack: Yeah. Because also how do we. But then we don't give in the same world where f****** children is fine. F****** an animal, I guess in theory is fine too, because how do. In both cases, how do we prove consent?

Cristina: I guess that's the problem. I guess we have to at least agree. Maybe that's the line.

Jack: That's the line. But then where do we decide the consent is of lucid mind.

Jack: Right. So, okay, we get. We can. Animals don't speak English. Fine. We chalk off all animals because we said consent. We have to verify consent. Factually.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We have to interpret a f****** animal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What about a kid who can talk and says yes, please?

Cristina: Yes, that's a problem. I don't know. We have a problem.

Jack: Right. Because consent can't be the line. Because there needs to. There needs to be more on this side of the line than just stopping people from f****** kids. We have laws and s***, but the kids aren't taken into Account from their point of view. How do we just. How do we say somebody is. Because we know there's kids who are more mature than other kids.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Okay. How do we. And this is the f****** case of individuality. Right? This is where that breaks down hard. Because you have to sacrifice individuality for this. To generalize and say, well, by vast majority, around this point, it seems like it's the right time.

Cristina: Yeah. I mean, that's what we do.

Jack: Yeah, that's what we do. That's the right move.

Cristina: It's the best move.

Jack: Because how are we gonna distinguish one child from the other? The level of maturity, their capacity, their understand, understanding of what's going on. How this is going to impact them.

Cristina: I don't know. We make new jobs for people that way, though. If we have people to evaluate everyone.

Jack: Yeah, man. We just need. We need a lot of mental health care.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But also, look, I think where we got it is right. Where we got it is right. It's like. It's not right. I wouldn't say it's right. It could be. It could be younger. It could be older. I don't f****** know. But we have something. Yeah, we have something. Better than nothing.

Cristina: Yes. It's good enough for the moment, but.

Jack: Then we don't stop s*** like churches, huh? We give them the pass. At least in the United States we do.

Cristina: I don't know about that one. I don't know. That's not right.

Jack: It's weird, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because we know they're f****** doing it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But we let them because, well, God. God? What God? God wants your children f***** by grown man. Dude. There's no f****** way. Come on.

Cristina: I don't know. We should cancel some of the religions. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, I think Catholicism has run its course. On the flip side, we're in a transition period.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: Well, first everything happens to be philosophy. Then it is the science, and then it is the religion. Everything goes through those same three stages. So there's a bunch of people sat down as, like, philosophizing. Where did everything come from?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And somebody said, well, maybe somebody made us, because it looks like there's too much order for it to be random chance. Then enough people believe it for long enough. Well, this is science. Now we're explaining how origin happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we're gonna teach this to everybody so we can see everybody's feedback about how origin happened. And we're gonna build the biggest, most intricate, most comprehensive picture we can about how origin happened. And then. Okay. What's the next step? Well, we're gonna put laws around that. Okay, great, great. Laws. Laws are everywhere. So I guess it's philosophy, then science, then politics, then religion. Because then we build laws around this. So we have laws literally built around religions. That happened for many, many years. Laws built around religion. We're gonna force this on the people. But then it surpasses just law and enters a realm of belief. It's been around so long, we don't know where it came from. We don't know how it got to where it is. This is passed down from the gods.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Divinity passes over so that we're. That same thing is happening right now with the new one, which is. We're literally calling it science. But physics is where it's at. Right. So general relativity and s*** like that. And so general relativity began as philosophy. Well, what's the nature of order? Got you. Okay. Went through philosophy. Well, we're gonna. We need to calculate it. Science entered.

Cristina: Where's the law part?

Jack: Well, then we're trying to use this to dictate that religion, the old things no longer apply. We can tell that with relativity and with physics and with all that that breeds in chemistry and biology and all the things that came from these same kind of general areas. Well, people are living things, and we can say that people deserve individual rights and that's okay. So we have this whole mentality going on. We're crossing into the. The part people like Neil Degrasse Tyson are already pushing into the point where it's becoming law. Things are becoming law based on the science.

Cristina: Yeah. So.

Jack: Well, we don't agree. We do agree. Okay, well, climate change. We need to f****** laws. Oh, and sexuality. We need to laws. And so a bunch of things are happening surrounding the current state of. Not science. Current state of nature.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: In which we're in the. The political state of it. So we already passed the philosophic state and we passed the science state in which we calculate it. Now we're in the law state. We have all the numbers. We figured the thing out. We have all the numbers. Now we're trying to put laws around those numbers. But eventually we're gonna lose where those laws came from and we're just gonna know that they exist.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's religion.

Cristina: That's religion.

Jack: That's how religion happens.

Cristina: Once we lose where it came from.

Jack: We lose the fact that it was philosophy, then science, and then politics. We just know it exists. And we lost all that other s***. That's religion.

Cristina: And we're heading there we're heading into.

Jack: We're. Yes, we're in the political part right now. Yeah, everything is political right now.

Cristina: So much political.

Jack: Yes, but it's all politics based on nature. Before nature was. Well, where do we come from? Maybe something made us. Okay, stage two. Something made us. How do we calculate it? Well, look at the stars. Oh. See the dots? How could they connect? There's a picture up there. Ah, yes. Oh, yes, There's a picture up there. See? Okay. So we need to put laws around these calculations we've made about the fact of order and stuff. And somebody was like, yeah, so order says, this bad, that good. And you can't do anything that's bad. Okay, okay, we can't do anything that's bad. What about the good stuff? Yeah, yeah, do the good stuff. But then eventually. Where the f*** did any s*** come from? I don't f****** know, dude. F****** the goddess, talking about gave it to you. Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Order and s***, right? Yeah, yeah, Ordering s***. Got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ordering s***.

Cristina: Okay. And what was this? The philosophy of today? I guess.

Jack: The philosophy of today, it always comes back to nature.

Cristina: We're just.

Jack: We're always recalculating nature.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And so the philosophy was setting. Yeah, it's like as soon as it becomes religion and we forgot where we got it. Well, I don't know where that s*** came from, but we need an answer for where everything came from that we can prove. So we always restart. Yeah, we restart. We go back to what we got to be able to prove it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so we already went through the philosophy. We went through the calculations. We're in the politics. And when the politics are done in enough distance has been made from the politics, we land right back at religion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So the current nature explanation of physics and of chemistry and of biology and of string theories, that's gonna be religion. But when that's religion, somebody's gonna be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, great. We don't know where the f*** this s*** came from. And, yeah, it explains whatever the f*** you want to explain, but we need to figure out how nature works, and we need to, like, sit down and really think about this. And somebody's gonna, oh, yeah, yeah. Sit down and think about this. And then we're back to square one, where everything that's nature's explanation now is just religion.

Cristina: Religion. Because we've forgotten.

Jack: Because we forget. We always forget that, well, it was the same road over and over.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Which is weird because f****** technology is abusing that s*** too. How because it's manipulating the fact that we're on this quest to find out the truest truth. We didn't have technology before.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But now we have technology. And technology is feeding into how this narrative is carved, which starts to muddy the waters. This is the first time we have that problem happening. But also we must evolve. And it seems like technology is forcing that on us. We're probably gonna go extinct. And the next version of us is AI it's our baby.

Cristina: It's our baby. It's gonna take over.

Jack: Yeah. It's the next step. We will be, at some point a species of non organics. And it's entirely because us organics have died out.

Cristina: That's pretty cool.

Jack: And it's gonna start with genetic engineering and CRISPR or whatever.

Cristina: People are always so afraid of that. Even though if it is the next step, what's there to be afraid of?

Jack: It's gonna happen so gradually we'll never notice it happened.

Cristina: Yeah. Like whatever we were before. You think they were afraid?

Jack: No, they never thought about it. People are scared thinking about it. Like it's gonna happen overnight. But also, people don't understand evolution.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess because we won't notice.

Jack: No, you gotta understand how stupid people are. People who don't believe in evolution literally say, well, why haven't monkeys evolved anymore? What the f*** kind of retarded question is that? What do you. Of course they're evolving, just not gonna. The f*** do you think they evolve? Like Pokemon.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now you're a different creature.

Cristina: I don't know. We gave a monkey a stick and expected a transformation.

Jack: Yeah. We're like, well, if it f******. If the monkey gives. Really do evolve. Why aren't they humans yet? Cuz. Cuz we're human.

Cristina: What? Yeah. I don't know.

Jack: Get a time machine. F****** fast forward. You'll see it happen.

Cristina: Yeah, like it's not gonna. It's not gonna be magical.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Everyone's expecting some type of magic.

Jack: These are dumb. People believe religion is still a f****** functional thing. They think there is a God.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Who has created the universe. Which. The best argument for that is Santa Claus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, hands down, that makes sense. Yeah. The best argument for that is Santa Claus, of all things. Nobody's eating that.

Cristina: No, I don't think so. That. He wins.

Jack: He wins by default. There's nothing as overpowered to Santa Claus.

Cristina: We're only here so that we're worried about gifts.

Jack: About gifts. Capitalism is true God. Yes. We're only here so that we're worried about not getting Stuff.

Cristina: Yep. It makes sense. Yeah. Like, why else would he make us?

Jack: And here's the funniest part. Because again, even Christmas comes feeds back into this whole s*** for attention. Right. If my gift is good enough and everybody else likes my gift, I can show off my gift to everybody, and they're like, oh, look how awesome you are.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. It's the same thing.

Jack: So we worry. Yeah, man. Santa Claus, bro. He just a savage. He gets it.

Cristina: And that's why we like our birthdays also, I guess, because.

Jack: Because we're the focal point.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everybody surrounds us. Nevertheless, it's both things. We stand out, and we're in the.

Cristina: Middle of the crowd, and maybe the people who are giving you gifts are like, oh, mine is going to be the best gift. I guess.

Jack: Yes. Because they're also trying to outdo everybody else.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because not only do you want everybody's attention.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But they want. They want the same thing. They're using the opportunity the same way. Oh, look how good the. The gift that Bob bought is.

Cristina: Yeah. He's so great.

Jack: Yeah. Bob is. Bob is the best gift giver. You want that reputation.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Bob is the best gift giver.

Cristina: That's me. So.

Jack: Well, you want to show up to a birthday party and have people expect you more than they expect the birthday person. And you want to know, oh, man, I can't wait to see what Bob got Steve.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Bob always gets everybody the best. S***, what's it gonna be this year?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's like, wait, is this Steve's day, or is it Bob's day?

Cristina: It's Bob's day.

Jack: Well, we're gonna come and sing Happy Birthday for Steve, but, oh, boy, what's Bob gonna pop up with? Like, Bob won the game.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because Bob gets it. I can be the center of attention where I'm not the center of attention.

Cristina: Yeah. It probably works like that for everything. You want to host the party. It's. You want to do the best.

Jack: Yeah. Well, actually, hosting a party is literally surrounding yourself with people.

Cristina: Yes. But you're not just around. You have to, like.

Jack: No, you want to be known as the life of the party, whether or not you hosted the party.

Cristina: So you're competing for that. Okay.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Everything's a competition.

Jack: Everything's a competition. You want to stand out inside of the crowd.

Cristina: Yes. Because it has to be with other people who are participating in what you're doing.

Jack: Yes. Because you can't be doing something that nobody else is doing, because then you stand out too hard, and now you're an angel.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Now, the people who we admire the most are the people who stand out without blending in, because. Wow, that's impressive. I would never do that.

Jack: We look at somebody like Jack White who's just way the f*** out there in the field alone. He's like, come at me, you stupid cats. Just hanging out. Come at me, you stupid cats. I'm out here alone. You don't want to bite me?

Cristina: I don't know. He's singing and he's playing a guitar, and there are other people singing and playing guitars.

Jack: Oh, fair enough.

Cristina: So he might be the best at singing and playing guitar, but he's not doing something unique.

Jack: What about Elon Musk?

Cristina: He's making rockets, but other people make rockets.

Jack: Are other people really making rockets? It seems like kind of everybody else.

Cristina: Rocket maker.

Jack: No, no, no. People literally stopped making. NASA literally stopped making rockets.

Cristina: Other countries are still making rockets because they're still doing other projects. Like China with the moon, I guess.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: NASA was always doing stuff with Mars and rovers and stuff.

Jack: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Cristina: They're small projects. Like, no one pays attention to those projects. But now everyone wants to pay attention because Elon Musk.

Jack: Because here would be the problem. Right. You're totally right. You're totally right. And here's the problem with the logic that I'm proposing. You could, in theory, just do something nobody knows about. But why would anybody give a s***?

Cristina: Do something that nobody knows.

Jack: Okay. Imagine computers didn't already exist when we got a smartphone.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then what the f*** is this? What's a phone? Yeah, I'm gonna use the call. What's this other s*** it's doing? I don't know. This is just. Stuff happens.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Great. I'm gonna use it for calling then.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The fact that a computer existed first, like. Yeah, iPhone. Yeah. Super clever. Interesting thing. Wow. It didn't exist before, but just kind of did.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: A million parts.

Cristina: Yeah. Just put all parts together like that. You can't just make something that nothing was even. Even similar to.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because computer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, you. You put the newspaper or the. The science journal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: On a screen. It's. The thing already existed. You just change how it looks. Yeah, well, Science journal. Well, I just took note of observations instead of just talking to Bob about it. And I can talk to Bob, but Bob can hear the conversation later.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Instead of right now, when I said it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay. So conversation delayed. Well, conversation. I need to warn you about the thing in the bush without just pointing. So I'm a scream. Because maybe you're not looking at me. I'm like, oh, s***. Language happened. Because I'm not always looking at you.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But. But you just pointed with your voice.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like, okay, so pointing. Then that was the first thing. Was pointing at the bushes.

Cristina: The first thing maybe.

Jack: And somebody invented. Over there. Over there.

Cristina: Thing.

Jack: Thing.

Cristina: Ah. Had to be.

Jack: Because something had to come first.

Cristina: Yes. You're trying to figure out what was the first thing.

Jack: And then everything else came from that.

Cristina: Ah, I don't know.

Jack: Well, a car. Well, the wheel happened, and we were on carriages.

Cristina: Electricity.

Jack: Electricity.

Cristina: That's pretty unique.

Jack: Here's the problem with electricity. Right. Electricity is a particularly interesting thing because electricity didn't invent anything. We figured out that there has to be something that could efficientize everything already existing and then use that logic to proceed.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty much what it is. Like, yeah. It was lights before electricity, but now we got even cooler lights.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I had a torch longer.

Jack: How do I turn on the torch without the fire?

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty much.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Advanced what was already there.

Jack: Well, a mechanical engine. Torch. But electricity put the electricity in car. Oh, now I don't need the torch inside the car. Now I could just put the electricity. Much safer.

Cristina: Yeah. So everything comes from something.

Jack: Everything is everything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Right now I'm sitting in front of a microphone.

Cristina: No way.

Jack: This microphone is just conversation. But louder.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, it is.

Jack: How to turn the volume up if my voice doesn't go up higher? Make a thing that makes your voice go higher.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, has there ever been anything invented that wasn't because of other things?

Jack: Yeah. Like, what's the first thing? At best, there had to be one first thing, and then everything else came out of that.

Cristina: So you think the first thing is something that didn't come from anything at all?

Jack: The first thing had to come from nothing? Well, no, no, because you looked at nature.

Cristina: Exactly. So you're still inspired by something.

Jack: Yeah. Okay. A flying machine. Well, I looked at a bird.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And nature did it first, then.

Cristina: Yeah. So there's nothing really original.

Jack: There's nothing original. It's impossible.

Cristina: It's impossible. Yeah.

Jack: D*** Is. Oh, s***.

Cristina: What?

Jack: That's how we cast doubt on Bill Cosby.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because he was just. He was innovating, not inventing. That means he saw something happen that we haven't reported on because the rest of us didn't see it happen. And he was like, ah, I see how that works. I'm gonna do that. So what? I mean, we know the Music world in the mute and the like.

Cristina: Obvious. He's not the first person to.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Yeah, you just don't.

Jack: He. We were pointing at him really hard because he got caught.

Cristina: Yes, but he got that idea from something.

Jack: The number of monsters hidden in the dark that are doing that very same. We don't talk about that. That's scary. We just. We just don't address that fact.

Cristina: He just got it from movies.

Jack: Where the movies got it from. Oh, we just don't talk about this. Yes, because like, it came from somewhere and we don't like that. That Phil Cosby wasn't the first. Unless we're gonna say he's a genius.

Cristina: Yeah. He invented.

Jack: He's the smartest man on earth. He made a thing based on nothing.

Cristina: Nah. No, he definitely. No, that doesn't make it any right.

Jack: It doesn't make it any right. But how do we know that in his mind these things didn't click? And he's the victim here because. Well, my mind power. Oh, no. I'm going crazy because I'm too smart for my own good. And drugs. Yes. Wait, what? He's a scientist. He's running experiments.

Jack: And science must move forward. He's running experiments and he's like, what happens if I. Well, I've seen it work. He's like Mythbusters, Right? He's like, do roofies really make women pass out? And so he gives the first one and he's like, well, the next experiment was, do women really get scarred if they get raped while passed. She's unconscious. How would she know? So now, and he's over here with his science notations, taking all the notes. I'm like, okay, now she's raped, but she was unconscious. When she wakes up, I'll tell her nothing happened and I'll cat. I'll be her friend for the next 40 years. I'll take notes and see if her behavior changes. I'm gonna have two girls here. I'm a roofie them both.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I'm a rape one of them and not the other. They already have to have very similar personalities. And then I'm gonna groom both of them to know what situations are both exposed to at all times so that I know that no outside forces are tampering with my experiment. But for science.

Cristina: But for science.

Jack: But for science. Who knows? Maybe he's the most revolutionary psychologist of all time. Bill Cosby. We should free you. Is that where we are?

Cristina: No, because you're not supposed to do that as a scientist.

Jack: Okay, okay.

Cristina: That's what? You have mouses for 100. Mice. Mouse, mice, mice.

Jack: 100%. You're totally right. So then to all our listeners are f****** trolls. This question doesn't work anyways. Whatever. If you listen this far.

Cristina: What's the question?

Jack: And you want to get some true science done? We're going to test the psychology of the snowflakes of the world, and you just have to pose one question. They can only send one person to prison forever.

Cristina: Our listeners.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Hitler, Putin, or Cosby.

Cristina: What?

Jack: You get one to go away? No, you know what? I'll be generous. I'll be generous. I say two of them got to go, and one of them's got to stay. No, because you're going to let Putin free. No. I don't know. They're gonna choose Putin to be free. I know it. So one of them has to. Oh, you can only arrest one forever. You're gonna remove one problem from the world, but the other two get to live.

Cristina: Hitler's dead. Is he really a good choice?

Jack: He's will revive him for this.

Cristina: Okay, so.

Jack: Okay, here you go.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: That's.

Cristina: That's the question sense, I guess.

Jack: Yes. And for this episode, you need to leave us a Bill Cosby emoji. I'm sure somebody's gonna made it.

Cristina: Find it, or you should put the emoji of whoever you're voting for.

Jack: Oh, interesting.

Cristina: I mean, do you think there's a Putin?

Jack: There's probably a. Put.

Cristina: There's a Putin flag, Russian flag, pill for Rufy. Oh.

Jack: Oh, and the swastika, Is that an emoji? This. Oh, God. There's probably a swastika emoji. Don't put a swastika emoji on it. Don't do that one. Yeah, f*** it. Do that one.

Cristina: Do it.

Jack: Yeah, do it. Do it. Do it. F*** it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Why not?

Jack: So just vote with your emojis. Yeah, this is perfect.

Cristina: And then something will happen.

Jack: Somebody. We're gonna.

Cristina: We'll do it.

Jack: We'll do it. We'll do it.

Cristina: Well, we got a time machine.

Jack: The problem is we can't actually stop Hitler. There's no way to do that. We've proven that.

Cristina: No, we're just sending him to jail. Like, he can do whatever he needs to do.

Jack: Oh, s***.

Cristina: No one before he kills himself.

Jack: No, we're gonna f*** everything up.

Cristina: Oh, because we can't get him up.

Jack: No, if we do arrest him, then we f*** everything up. We actually can't tamper with Hitler.

Cristina: Why? People will think he's dead. We'll get him the moment he's gonna kill himself. So everyone thinks he's dead.

Jack: He's in jail forever.

Cristina: He's jail for.

Jack: Interesting. Fair enough.

Cristina: Whose life's being changed.

Jack: Fair enough. But doesn't Hitler come forward in time at some point to meet.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: You see, this is my problem. We can't touch it up him when.

Cristina: He comes forward in time. When he.

Jack: After he's interacted with Trump and he's about to dip again.

Cristina: Yeah, we catch him. We catch him. There you go. Because he was gonna be freed because he saved the world anyway, right?

Jack: Yes. So he goes to prison anyways.

Cristina: So then. Yeah, we'll send him.

Jack: You can. Fair enough.

Cristina: If they vote for him.

Jack: Yeah, fair enough. You can choose to send Hitler to jail regardless.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Of the fact that he saved most of the Earth. Actually, he saved literally the whole planet from the meteor.

Cristina: Yeah. But you can take him to jail.

Jack: You can still take him to jail. We just say. At no point do you get to say, I'm no longer that person to Hitler.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or you can stop Putin right now. Or you can make sure Cosby doesn't get freed, because if you don't choose him, we will be obligated to free him.

Cristina: He'll just be free.

Jack: He'll be free.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: No punishment. And we'll hand them a bag of Rufus. We're gonna hand Bill Cosby a bag of roofies and be like, you did nothing wrong.

Cristina: Okay. That's horrible.

Jack: Yes. So I guess the ultimate question is, if you have to say, only one of these people did something wrong, which of them did it?

Cristina: Which of them did it?

Jack: I just want to know if people are gonna choose Hitler over Bill Cosby, in which case they believe. Because it's numbers. It's a numbers game, right? Yeah, it's a numbers game. They should all choose Hitler. Not to say that Bill Cosby is not f***** up. Yeah, but, like, if we weighed this, maybe we take the hit.

Cristina: I want to know if you should put on the socials, too.

Jack: I put on Instagram. Twitter is chaos.

Cristina: That's fine.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: People know. You go. We have a just conversation. I mean, not just conversation. Rambling on Instagram. Ye.

Jack: Well, it's under Just Conversation. All of it is under the same blanket. Anyways, if you guys want to know about all this bullshit that we usually talk about and all these conversations usually have, you can find us on all the places you get, you know, podcasts. So you can find us on Apple podcasts and Spotify Stitcher. You can find us on the official website greatthoughts.info you can find Google.

Cristina: Yeah, we never say that enough. Just Google.

Jack: Yeah. We're everywhere.

Cristina: Yeah. And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to rate, review, subscribe, all the good stuff. Leave us those emojis. Voting yes.

Cristina: Leave us those emojis. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. Share people. The question we just asked the whole episode, obviously, but they need to come across this question so that they're either completely amused or highly disturbed. And I think at some point throughout this conversation we said there was nothing wrong with pedophilia as well. So that happened at some point.

Cristina: I don't remember that.

Jack: Yeah, I don't think we said there was nothing wrong with it. I think we really just tried to pick apart how we got to it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And how we decided it was wrong as opposed to saying it's right. I think that's the truth of the matter.

Cristina: I think so. Yeah. Yeah. And this has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. I think it's after you hear the. You get sucked in. The cop was. I remember the cop lady. She was sucked in there. And so was the lady. I don't remember the guy at all.

Cristina: Maybe I'm wrong about the guy. I don't know, because I feel like there was someone also searching the town, but just never nothing weird happened to them.

Jack: But wait, I don't get it. You said he walked into the town, then the road disappeared.

Cristina: No, I guess it wasn't for him. It was for the other two.

Jack: We gotta watch that movie. It's a good movie.

Cristina: Yeah, we watched that piece. Maybe I'm wrong about it, but a.

Jack: Lot of people didn't like that movie.

Cristina: I don't care what people think.

Jack: Yeah, people suck. Yeah, a lot of people don't like.

Cristina: Especially when it comes to horror movies.

Jack: Yeah, they're idiots. They like all the garbage.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 164: World Adrenochrome War III

Is the United States a hypocrite for accusing Russia of being evil for doing to Ukraine the same thing they planned to do to North Korea and for the same reason? Is this entire crisis another ploy by the gods to milk fear from the population in order to sustain their life force? Do Bigfoot poop babies have the same abilities as Bigfoot Adrenochrome creatures? Just as the beginning stages of world war III begin to show, the duo answer many long time questions, report some mistakes, some successes and unpack the crisis happening overseas with the right news! The Good ole illuminati way!

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Russia/Ukraine Crisis
  • United States Hypocrisy
  • Propaganda News Media
  • U.S. to North Korea/Russia to Ukraine
  • Weapons of Mass Destruction
  • Soldiers from Afghanistan to Ukraine
  • U.S. Sanctions on Russia
  • Does U.S. Care About Any Lives?
  • China vs India
  • Adrenochrome Resource
  • Gods Starving
  • Bigfoot Rapes Jack
  • New Groundhog Weather God
  • Human Magic Mind

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas and childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you hate, remember to hit that subscribe button the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with the listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So rally the troops, sit them down and hit play. Because it's that time of the week, I guess, where you. Time of the week. That was accurate. I was about to f*** that up. I was gonna say time of the day. I mean, I guess you could, like, spam the same episode several times throughout the week or f****** different episodes every day and just.

Cristina: You finish so bad. Just listen to this episode until next Saturday.

Jack: Or they can take like a. Like a Dave episode and just like half an hour that s***, and you got like two weeks worth of episode.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: It's got time.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You know, I guess that's technically a.

Cristina: Different show now, the Just Conversation.

Jack: Yeah, that's Just Conversation podcast. And this ain't that. Well, whatever.

Cristina: Listen to this one over that one.

Jack: Yeah. Here's what's interesting. I wonder if there's, like, a cross between those two points. Like, what. What's. What's. What's the audience difference? Because there are different portions, we can tell which episodes are heard more from different regions. And I'm like, what's the overlap, though?

Cristina: There has to be more that's overlapping, I think, than they are separate, I think. I don't know. Think maybe, like, whoever started with us, I'm assuming, probably listens to both. Or at least in the beginning, listened to both.

Jack: Fair. Fair. People who caught with the beginning and then people who only came for the, like, guests or people who only came for whatever the f*** we're doing here. Whatever this is, Whatever this s*** is.

Cristina: The news.

Jack: The news. Yeah, I guess it's kind of the news. And that's what we're doing today, Reporting on tragedies.

Cristina: Yes. The peace that I was supposed to.

Jack: Yeah. Do all the peace that you did and felt so proud to report a total success on.

Cristina: The US Lied or the Russia lied. I don't know. Someone lied to me.

Jack: Okay, look.

Cristina: You'Re gonna blame me. It's not my fault. Someone lied.

Jack: World Adrenochrome War 3.

Cristina: I think Russia and America lied. Come on.

Jack: Well, okay, look, let's be real I mean, that's Philip. Let's feel, let's feel everybody up at the beginning. At the very beginning. So Christy here.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Recently went on an expedition to speak with the leader of China, the leader of Russia, and the leader of the United States had a pretty secret meeting near the Earth border and had a chit chat about peace and everybody stopping being so aggressive and you guys are the most powerful countries in the world. And stop being dramatic and crying over all the spilled milk that you're spilling yourself and making other people spill milk and then crying about their spill milk too. And like just milking cows just to have more milk to spill and then cry. Cry about spilling milk. Milk. Spilled milk. Tears. Milk. Teary milk spilling. Drama.

Cristina: It's drama.

Jack: It's milk drama.

Cristina: About. Wait, who has the milk?

Jack: Everybody.

Cristina: Everyone has the milk.

Jack: Yeah. And they're all crying and you said they stopped crying and then they all went back to their bat caves and just cried more. And then like, oh, my parents are dead. They just cried more. Milked more cows in their cave. Just my f****** parents. And so that's what's f****** happening.

Jack: And you, you said it was all good. And it was for a minute, it was for like a few weeks until you, you know, Russia was like, meh, bombed neighbors. It's all good.

Cristina: Yeah. So that's where we are now.

Jack: Yeah. Ouch. Okay. Okay. So Russia decides we're gonna go f*** Ukraine.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is American narrative. Right? Let's think American narrative, which we know is objectively wrong, but let's follow the logic here. Russia says we're gonna the Ukrainians because them. That's our. The United States is like, no, we are anti terrorism. Completely ignoring the fact that we bomb random countries throughout the world.

Cristina: And we also let Ukraine take some. Didn't they already take a part of. I mean, not Ukraine. Russia take a part of Ukraine a while ago or some other country that was nearby. And we just were like, okay with that.

Jack: Yeah. But we're totally ignoring the fact that the United States has totally committed all these same atrocities in the first place. Consistently. Actually pretty recently, kind of every year for the most part, it seems. We're just always just f******. Just bomb these people we were proud of people bomb. They're gonna go bomb over there. Hey, those people we haven't bombed yet. I think they're also in the Middle East. Bomb them too. F***.

Cristina: So we stopped bombing some people and now we're bombing other people.

Jack: Well, we're not bombing anybody right now. According to the Narrative. But if you were to look at our military records, we've never not been bombing people. Actually, the amount of. For reference, anybody listening to this, you can go look at the military records. Those are public records. You can just look at that. That's because your tax dollar pays for it. You have access to that information. It is an obligation. Yeah, there's sketchy s*** they keep out. But they have to report at least where the soldiers are, because the soldiers know where they land. And they can talk to the locals and find out, oh, I'm in this f****** country. And, oh, we're attacking these people. So there's certain things they couldn't hide even if they wanted to.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you can easily see how consistently, every year for the last 70 or so years, we have been bombing somebody consistently every year.

Cristina: Ever. Ever.

Jack: 70 years in a row, every year, no exception. We have found somebody as a target and. No, it's always been in the Middle East.

Cristina: Well.

Jack: No, you're skipped. No, you're skipped. And it's not, we dropped a bomb. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're bombing a bunch of people because they got something we like, and they didn't want to give it to us for free because, well, we need it to the f***. So we're like, well, we don't really care if you need it. We want it, though.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So we're taking it.

Cristina: So in this case, we want Ukraine.

Jack: No, we. We are, in our. In this case, United States news. We are doing nothing wrong with the heroes of narrative. Russia's over here. F****** Ukraine, because f*** Ukraine. Ukraine's are f****** dirt. We want a f****** dirt back, b****.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And thus terrorists and Putin. Bad, evil men. Yes, and evil. Evil, Bad, bad. Me. Me.

Cristina: But we are gonna end up bombing eventually over there. Right?

Jack: Here's. Here's the problem, right? The American government is going to tell the American military to go bomb the Russian soldiers, but we also don't want to trigger a nuclear war. So we're going to bomb the Russian soldiers in Ukraine. In Ukraine.

Cristina: We're not stepping into Russia.

Jack: We're not stepping into. We're not stupid. So we're gonna bomb them in Ukraine.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where they are currently.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because that's the way to peace.

Cristina: By bombing Ukraine.

Jack: By bombing Ukraine. We're gonna bomb Ukraine to stop the Russians from bombing Ukraine.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: America.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hard merica.

Cristina: Ooh. And we'll do that for a few.

Jack: Years, and then we're gonna say, we.

Cristina: Did it, we did it.

Jack: We did it. Whether or not, like, eventually. Eventually Right.

Cristina: We'll have a peace treaty. No, no.

Jack: Eventually Russia's gonna be like, I'm bored of this.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Like whatever's nobody here left. We killed everybody and they're gonna leave. And then we're gonna be like, we did it. We saved everyone.

Cristina: Russia would just take the land now that everyone's dead off of it.

Jack: Yeah. And the United States will report and say no more. Ukrainians are being bombed. We did it.

Cristina: We did it.

Jack: We did it. We saved everyone in the Ukraine who was left and is a Ukrainian.

Cristina: You know, there's no more.

Jack: Even though there's no more.

Cristina: I mean, the ones that are alive probably left.

Jack: Or anyone who joined Russia or joined Russia.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we technically not wrong if we're saying them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This. There's some twist in there that's gonna be right.

Cristina: Mm mm.

Jack: That's how we wrote.

Cristina: So why are we bombing so much?

Jack: I don't know. There's oil half the time.

Cristina: But this isn't about oil.

Jack: Russia has the oil.

Cristina: Oh, so this is about the oil.

Jack: No, no, no. Russia has the oil.

Cristina: But we don't want Russia's oil.

Jack: No, we're taking Middle east oil.

Cristina: Okay, but we are just bombing just a bomb because we just need to follow this tradition of bombing.

Jack: No, we're bombing because Russia. We need to make Russia look like the bad guy and like we're fighting the bad guy, but we're also not stupid and not gonna go bomb their military at home.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because the nukes, I mean, we got way more nukes and we're way more scary. And the problem is we're in ties with Russia. Even if we have all these disagreements, there's a lot of that comes in and out that we profit off of.

Cristina: So there is peace?

Jack: Yes, peace.

Cristina: Quote, unquote.

Jack: Quote unquote.

Cristina: Yes, there is peace over there.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the logic goes, Ukraine proceeding to develop nuclear weapons. Right.

Cristina: Were they?

Jack: Yeah. Okay, so here's the problem. Here's the problem. The reality of the matter, minus the f****** propaganda of the United States.

Cristina: The true story.

Jack: Yeah, the true story. The propaganda of the United States is f****** exaggerated and so many people eat it. And nobody tunes in into any alternative news from outside the country. We just follow CNN and fox. That's hard propaganda. They're trying to make you think about the country in a certain way.

Cristina: Yeah. They want.

Jack: Now you don't have to look at Russian news. That's probably a bunch of propaganda right now too, because they're trying to promote our actions. Right.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And even if they are, I'm not saying they are. They're wrong, whatever the case might be. They're trying to justify themselves to the people. The last thing they want is their soldiers turning on them.

Cristina: Yeah. So same thing we're doing.

Jack: Same thing.

Cristina: Everyone's doing the same thing. Yes.

Jack: So you look at third parties that are uninvolved and just watching and that have reporters on the ground but have nothing to lose or gain from the conflict that's happening. They know that's who you look at. Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Following that news, we can go back. Back to when? Back far back. 20, 30 years. And we start to see how this really unravels.

Cristina: Where does this start?

Jack: So we go far back enough and we have. Following the Cold War, obviously Russia isn't happy, but there's a little problem happening. The Ukrainians start creating weapons of mass destruction.

Cristina: That's back then.

Jack: Following it. Not during the Cold War. Following the Cold. Yeah, the years to follow. Late 90s, early 2000s kind of region.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And they are devising nuclear weapons for self defense for use in military, like every country. Yeah, but we're cool with Ukraine.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we're like. Yeah, cool, whatever. Not to mention everybody remembers how we were reacting to North Korea doing the same thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You got nukes. You're bad. Bad. You're bad. Bad. We don't want bad, bad. You can hit us with a nuke. We don't like that. You, you, you're in the right position to fling one and reach us. That's dangerous.

Cristina: If you're not a democratic country, you can't have nukes.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Our logic is, if you're not, it's not democratic. No, you're wrong.

Cristina: No. What is it?

Jack: No, because not every country that's part of the United nations and not every country that's part of NATO is a democratic country.

Cristina: Okay. What are they?

Jack: Who?

Cristina: The NATO countries.

Jack: Variety.

Cristina: They have a variety. Okay.

Jack: It's a variety of countries we're in there too. If I were to say, well, they were all communists and could that be a lie because we're in NATO as well. If I were to say they're all like a republic like England, then okay, that'd be wrong.

Cristina: England's not in NATO though.

Jack: Was.

Cristina: It was. Oh, yeah.

Jack: My point being that there is a multitude of countries in NATO countries in NATO and not everybody has the same political system. Yes, but there are allies and that's all that matters.

Cristina: That's the important thing.

Jack: That's the only part that matters. So if you're making a nuke and you're not with us, we're gonna stop you from making a nuke. But if you are making a nuke and you're with us, well, we're not scared anymore. You're with us. The nuke is our nuke.

Cristina: Why don't. Okay. So we're afraid of Russia, and we're.

Jack: Afraid of Russian nukes hard.

Cristina: Because they're not part of NATO.

Jack: They're not part of. They're not our ally.

Cristina: They're not our ally.

Jack: NATO is just an ally organization.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We don't really need to focus on NATO.

Cristina: No.

Jack: That's just an example of yes. But they're just allies. We're gonna just allies regardless of what organization, what collective, any method that they use to get their allies friends. Friends.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: So if you're our homie nukes good. If you are not our homie nukes bad. We will stop you from making nukes if you're not our homie.

Cristina: Have we ever tried making Russia our homie?

Jack: No. They tried to be our homie and we said, f*** you. They tried to join NATO and we just straight up said, nah, we don't like you.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Because we haters.

Cristina: We haters.

Jack: We haters.

Cristina: But we're scared of them. But we said no.

Jack: But we said no. Being homies, we're scared of them. And they were like, but let's be homies then. And then we were like, nah.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: Because that's who we really are. We're the racists. Let's be real. F*** you guys. You're Russian. We don't need more reason. We just f****** Russian. Why do we give a s***?

Cristina: We're scared of you.

Jack: Not even scared at that point, you b****. Now you f****** crawling back. You know, we're just a*******.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Anyways, around that point, Putin was like, hey, neighboring country, who's not my homie? Even after I tried to be your homie? Don't make nukes around me.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because I'm a first world country youy could fling that in my direction and destabilize an entire first world order worth of s***. Maybe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: F****** don't. We were like, hahaha.

Cristina: Ha.

Jack: Shut the f*** up, Russia.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Russia's like, I'm gonna do something. And we were like, we don't give a f***. You're not gonna do s***. We're gonna stop you for trying to.

Cristina: Do anything with sanctions.

Jack: With sanctions. And he was like, but the f*** do you mean, you guys do this all the time? To protect you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Bro. This is not even over the ocean. It's. You could. You could walk the nuke into my ground if you wanted to.

Cristina: Are you just afraid of this country? Is this the only country that's close to them? Or aren't there a bunch of countries next to them that have nukes that they should be worried about?

Jack: No.

Cristina: That's what they're worried about.

Jack: No. All the countries around them, they have total dominance over.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Even if they're not their country.

Cristina: Yes. Those are their homies.

Jack: Those are their homies.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Russia keeps their homies close, okay? United States, like, their homies global.

Cristina: And Russia wants Ukraine as their homie.

Jack: Yes. Because you guys got nukes. You can't have nukes be around us and be homies to those guys. Yeah, we don't like that in these here parts.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Yeah. So Russia's like, hey, don't do that. And we're like, we do what we want.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we're like, you. You know what happens here, right? Like, you do it all the time. Like. Yeah. You don't know how to do it. Like. No, no, no. I invented doing it. I invented what you're doing. What the f*** do you mean? And we're like, nah, nah, whatever. I can't hear you. Put our fingers in our ears. La, la la, la, la, la. So look forward 10 years from that point. Two thousand and tens. Putin pops up again. He's like, guys, it looks like you're f****** finishing nukes. And you just casually ignored everything I said about the s*** that you guys just started doing. I said, don't do this. The same year you entered Iraq for the same reason, bro. Do you not see the hypocrisy? And we're like, I don't see any hypocrisy, bro. We were protecting our people, of course. And the nuke that they're making right next to you, that's also protecting our people.

Cristina: Of course.

Jack: That's consistency to me.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Doesn't seem like hypocrisy to me. It seems like we don't like you. And if we have a nuke real close to you, you stay nice and tame. Sounds like protecting our people has been consistent.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: To which he responds, bro, what about protecting my people? But obviously, United States is selective about who counts as people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I guess, like, humans are only humans if they're already on our team.

Cristina: So if they are bros.

Jack: If there are bros. Yeah. If you're our bros, you're human. Otherwise, think of Iraq. We will gladly Bomb you for s*** that isn't there. Now, we knew there wasn't s*** in Iraq. That's been established many times over. It was entirely a prophet war.

Cristina: See?

Jack: Yes. There was never weapons. There was never signs that there could be weapons. We just made a reason to go to war.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And tricked people. And then people digged and they were like, wait, based on what were their weapons? Because they said it.

Cristina: Because they said it? Yeah.

Jack: Who said it? Well, the leaders. Who told the leaders? Nobody told the leaders. Leaders just said it. Nobody said somebody told the leaders.

Cristina: Told the leaders.

Jack: No, nobody told the leaders. The leaders said it, and people followed and they're like, wait, but who told the leaders? Nobody. They didn't need to be told. They just said it.

Cristina: They just said.

Jack: Nobody said they were told. They just said things.

Cristina: O.

Jack: And then you listened. You should have looked before you reacted. It's your fault. You didn't look before you reacted. You said, yes, war. We scared you, and you reacted. You happen to be the idiot here.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: It's not my fault if you get fooled every time. What do they say? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Well, keep shaming you, because we keep fooling you, brah.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So as long as you keep falling for it, you're the fool.

Cristina: So.

Jack: Yeah, always, forever, that's not gonna change. But that happened in Russia's like, guys, I'm not gonna keep warning forever. We're like, shut the f*** up, Russia.

Cristina: And they did what they said they were gonna do.

Jack: Well, sort of. No, they just ignored Russia. And then years pass. And then about 20, 20, Russia's like, hey, guys, looks like you guys are positioned to any year now, just start testing nukes. I've just been screaming into the void, haven't I? And we're like, what void? What nukes? Who the f*** are you, bro? It's like, I'm f****** Russia. What the h***, dude? I've been screaming here for years. It's been like 30 years now. Like, what? Who the f*** is Russia? I don't know, dude. You heard about that country? Who the f*** is Russia? Ukraine says it's right next to them. Ukraine? Who the f*** is Russia? I don't know. Wait, weren't you homies with Russia at some point? I don't know.

Cristina: Is that an accent? I don't know.

Jack: No, that's just. That's just Ukraine being smug. I don't know.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I don't know. Maybe.

Cristina: Maybe I know them.

Jack: Maybe I know who they are. I knew who they were. We're not friends anymore. I don't know why Ukraine is gay now, but whatever.

Cristina: Yes. Like, we're ex lovers.

Jack: Yeah. I used to know who they were, but I don't know anymore. And Russia's like, oh, my God, you have to be rude like that.

Cristina: Okay. So now all the countries are gay.

Jack: They're all gay. F*** it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're all gay. F*** it. I mean, I guess that's right. Countries are pretty gay.

Cristina: Countries are pretty gay.

Jack: Some of them are just bromancing hard.

Cristina: Yeah. It's all about bromance.

Jack: It's all about bromance. And Russia's like, I will f****** stop this one way or another. I'm a. I'm gonna do you, the United States, bro. I'm gonna do the U.S. you guys want to f****** pretend you made it up and I was doing this s*** before you guys were born? Let's do it. Let's f****** do it. I'm warning you now I'm do it. You guys look like you can test anything. F******, dude. F****** do it. F****** do it, bro.

Cristina: Now they're bros now they're frozen.

Jack: Bros now. Bros again. Yeah, whatever.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know. Russia's a little confusing because it's like they're saying they're gonna do something, but then they're also saying we're just training.

Jack: Because if they were to position themselves around and say, we're just gonna go f****** stop the nuke construction, we're gonna react real hard.

Cristina: But we knew that's what they were doing.

Jack: Yes. They weren't saying it out loud, which means the United States can't just make up some bullshit and say, this is the case. No, they have to react according to what the country is saying. That's why they. If they move first. And there's never any proof that anything was really gonna happen. The United States is the bad guy. The United States even knows that this is what Putin is doing. Yeah, but they care more about public perception. The politicians care more about how they look. They don't want to look like the bad guy to the people. They don't actually want to stop. They don't give a s*** about the Ukraine. You're our homie, but we will throw you under a f****** bus to look good, b****.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's usa. F*** that s***. Usa. Usa. Usa. Usa. F*** that s***. If you are f****** not usa, you might be our homie, but that bus. That bus ain't hitting us, b****. We will throw you under that b**** to not be hit.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: That's just our logic.

Cristina: The Ukraine are lucky to have us. I don't know.

Jack: I don't know, man. But yeah.

Cristina: So following Biden took out those armies from that other country just in time.

Jack: Sure.

Cristina: Coincidence.

Jack: I don't know who would have thunk it. Biden goes ahead and empties out all of Afghanistan of soldiers and that we just. Russia out of nowhere just suddenly decides to make a move and we just have enough spare soldiers to put them all in the opposite side. Whoa, what a coincidence.

Cristina: Maybe Biden's just like a super military.

Jack: He's the greatest strategist. He's got the foresight of God. That's where we're at. He has a foresight of gods, bro.

Cristina: Gods are helping him. There are gods here, there are gods here.

Jack: And so basically Russia just decides I have to stop the nukes. In reality, if you're looking at it from the news of other people who are third parties who aren't being affected and aren't in danger and don't profit or just watching.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The news, the fact of the matter, the hands on reporting, the person to person account without having to customize it for our narrative. Mm Is. And by the way, the world knows Ukraine has nukes. It's not like Iraq where we just f****** nobody wait. Oh my God. They've had nukes. They've been hiding the nukes this whole time. Like, no, that s*** did not f******. Like we found nothing. They did not f****** just make it up. They did not just f****** happen to have hidden nukes. We is bullshit. We were talking bullshit. Yes, but we know Ukraine has nukes and we know they've been. We know this for a fact. We're just cool with it.

Cristina: There are allies because, yes, they are homies.

Jack: Russia is doing exactly what we're doing.

Cristina: They're like, they have mass destruction. We got to get rid of it.

Jack: Yeah. We can't have you next to us if you could just launch a missile and clear a city.

Cristina: Yes, it's the exact same thing we said.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: After 9, 11. Yes, they're saying the same exact thing.

Jack: From a country that took its independence from Russia. If anybody's bitter, it's Ukraine.

Cristina: Yes. So Russia has something to worry.

Jack: Russia has specifically has something to worry about about a country who took its independence from Russia and then shortly thereafter decided to a nuke. Who is the nuke for? Your homies all got nukes. What do you need nukes for? What beef are you angry at, bro? I wonder. And so we're like no, they're terrorists. It's like, shut the f*** up, United States. You got. You're so full of propaganda all the time, bro. Just for everybody. You just. Propaganda left, propaganda. Right. Propaganda, d***. Propaganda, v*****. Propaganda up, propaganda down. Shut the f*** up, bro. They're doing what the f*** you. You do all the time, and now you're being a hypocrite. Hard as f***.

Cristina: Of course.

Jack: And just like. No, you got to stop the f******. Dude, they have f****** nukes next to major cities, bruh.

Cristina: Yeah, they can do the math of, like.

Jack: Yeah, it's kind of a short trip. It's too short to defend against.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's not an ocean of detecting s*** now. There's minutes. Yeah, the end just up too late. No, dude, if we really cared about f****** life, we would stop the bitter country from attacking who they escaped.

Cristina: But this is about the bombing. We need a bomb. He said every year we bomb, we have to continue bombing.

Jack: We're still bombing the Middle East.

Cristina: We're still. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, we're always bombing that.

Cristina: We're just bombing. Okay, never mind.

Jack: Yes, we're still bombing.

Cristina: We just love the bombing. Yeah, that's what we're here for.

Jack: But that's a f******. This is a crazy problem because we're. We're. And then we brainwash the American people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We need patriotism. We need people to be. Yeah, Russia bad. But no, weirdly enough. And Russia's usually the bad guy. Let's be real. They're usually doing sketchy s*** and f****** with people they shouldn't. This is the f****** one time. They're kind of justified because. Well, justified as compared to the United States.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because they're doing what we do to protect our people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're doing it to protect their people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So now my question to the American people is, do you guys really give a s*** about people, or do you give a s*** about people allied with the Americans? That's the question, is it? Do you care about the world? If you care about the world, then you're with Russia on this, because why would you let the opposing country have a nuke? Russia hasn't launched a nuke. Russia's had the nukes. It could have used a nuke and just erased f****** Ukraine. That could have been its first move right now. Why didn't it start there? Drop a nuke where their nuke is, I guarantee that explosion is so big, you just shut down that country. Why didn't Russia do that? Nobody's asking that question because the United States doesn't want you to ask that question. The United States just wants you to say Russia bad. Russia has hella nukes, bro. They could just shut this down. But what do they say? Leave the country. Just leave the country and let us get to that sector, Chernobyl, and let us shut down anything and everything nuke related. We will let everybody live. Leave. Just leave. Nobody has to die. We don't have to shoot anybody. Just leave the nuke site. You leave that f****** city. Abandon that s***, and we will take that b**** and you can just have the rest of this s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But leave the nuke. Our response? We will f****** stop you. And it's like, so we don't care about people. We care about our teammates. Yeah, and you're not people if you ain't our teammates. And it doesn't matter if you're human. We don't care about human cost. We don't give a s***, dude. We don't give a f***.

Cristina: We care about protecting ourselves.

Jack: Yes. Not to say Putin isn't aggressive as s*** and didn't just immediately drop bombs all over that b****, but he warned them ahead of time, and he had to make a statement.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I am coming in, and my people aren't gonna be in danger because I'm here to protect my people. So I will bomb the living s*** out of anything around that f****** nuke. And I'm getting to that nuke. I don't give a s*** who tries to stop me. I'm getting to that nuke.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And people are like, oh, but the sanctions aren't working or what, bro? If he's thinking about human life, does he give a s*** about your squeezing money?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's where it's weird, right? If he was just after profit. This is the. Again, the argument that people have for this. No, the people watching the news, they don't ask because the government doesn't want you to question s***. They just want you to eat what they give you. Yes, but the argument really is these sanctions are gonna f*** up their economy. That's a fact.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There's nothing they could do about that. He either agrees or he gets f***** financially. But if he cared about the profit more than he cared about the life, why didn't he immediately stop? Right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why wasn't his immediate response, yes, I'm done. I can't let my people starve to death. But the alternative is you can clear a f****** city in one shot, and it's the bitter country next door. Maybe I can try to manage the starvation as opposed to People just cease existing.

Cristina: Yeah. If he really, truly believes it.

Jack: If he really, truly believes it.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: He clearly is committing to the. We got to stop the nuke. I don't give a s*** about your sanctions.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's the real argument here. They don't want you to ask those questions because here's the problem. What's going to happen is a lot of pro war propaganda because we got to go and do the f****** thing. Just like, sometimes we're anti war, other times we're for it. So the government is actively, in the next couple of weeks, going to try to convince all Americans that what we're doing is absolutely corrupt. Correct and right.

Cristina: Yes, of course. Yeah.

Jack: Even if what Putin is doing is things we have tried to convince the American people when we're doing it is correct and right.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Same thing. Flip the other way, and we're hypocrites. Hard as.

Cristina: We were wrong. We were always wrong, though. That was. I mean, so I guess that makes them wrong at the end of the day. But.

Jack: But we know they have nukes.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: The difference is we know we did it for profit. We did not give a s*** about human life. We went over there and just started bombing random people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To clear out areas and seal their oil. We don't care about people.

Cristina: No.

Jack: It's weird, but out of the United States and Putin. Putin cares about people more than Biden, for example, who's responsible for430,000 deaths due to the Iraq war and. And the millions of African American lives in prison. Maybe, just maybe in this very highly specific time, Putin's the guy on the right, and we're on the wrong. We're hypocrites.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Hard, hard, hard. Hypocrites.

Cristina: Well, yes, because everything we do has to be good.

Jack: I don't know how to be profitable.

Cristina: But, like. Well, we said we're not gonna say that, though.

Jack: Oh. Yeah. The. The. The winner is Right. History.

Cristina: Yeah. So we're never gonna say the truth.

Jack: Yeah. We're just gonna. Even. Yeah. Even if we lose, we're like f******. We decided to let them be.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, no, bro, you got f****** killed out of there. You got no more numbers. You have to leave. So, yeah, that is where we are with that s***.

Cristina: But what about the rest of the world?

Jack: Well, the rest of the world's news is telling you the reality of what I just said.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Point of view is the accurate one. He's just saying, bro, there's a f****** nuke next door, which is reality. We Just don't report on it that way.

Cristina: But, like, the big countries, like the uk, like, is the Queen going to do something?

Jack: Well, no, the UK agrees with what we're saying. And actually they're allied to the United States, but they're.

Cristina: Oh, they're gonna be friends with us no matter what, though.

Jack: Probably.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But they tend to be more truthful about their report. They're just biased as to where they lean.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're not really propaganda news media the way the United States is propaganda news media. They're like, putin wants to stop the nuke, but, you know, he's the bad guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they're not lying and not addressing problem. You know, we don't address the nuke problem because we might realize f****** United States is hypocrite.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But they'll be like, it doesn't matter if this is hypocrisy. We collectively agree that Putin is often doing pretty bad s*** and it doesn't hurt to have some control method next to him.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's the read. That's how most countries who are allied with the United States but don't need to propagate everything.

Cristina: Mm. That's how they see it.

Jack: That's how they see it. Yes, there's a nuke next door. Yes, he's trying to stop that nuke, and he's totally justified in trying to stop the nuke, but we're not gonna f****** let him because he does crooked s*** all the. And we need to keep checks and balances on them.

Cristina: Well, this isn't going to turn into a World War 3, is it?

Jack: Easily could, easily could, easily could. Everybody could just decide, we're going to f****** jump in from whatever angle. We know China numbers wise sides with Russia. Now, China's interesting point is they're not really going to jump in until they see whether or not England is going to jump in, because are they brills with England? Not really. Not on paper, but we know every time the Queen has a meeting with the President.

Cristina: Yeah. So, like, whose side are they?

Jack: Not on paper. Yeah, they're sided with Putin on paper.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's. That's who they agree publicly they're with. But with the Queen. No, that's not on paper. That's just the fact of the matter that most countries just fall in line. If she says f****** jump, you ask how high at the end.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, but China is probably just going to watch and see if England gets involved.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And, like, they don't necessarily have to regard England, but the fact that England has ties to the other country that is loyal to England, which is India.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now, China jumps in. Only winning scenarios. They are the furthest thing from stupid. They only like scenarios that they know they are winning and they try to force manpower on s***.

Cristina: Because they have a lot of men.

Jack: They have a lot of manpower.

Cristina: What's that number?

Jack: It's 1.4 billion people in their population.

Cristina: Ridiculous.

Jack: Yes. And you could force a huge portion of that. I believe it's like 2.1 million soldiers overall.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: While the United Kingdoms with ties to not just all the separate countries in the United Kingdoms work as one. So that's a huge military powerhouse.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But also India is loyalist.

Cristina: And they're the same.

Jack: They're the same f****** size as China with 1.4 billion people and 2.1 million soldiers.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: So if s*** hits a fan, China can't actually compete because India would be coming in from the opposite direction.

Jack: And manpower is no longer good enough. And that's the only thing China really wields.

Cristina: That's true. So China might not do anything.

Jack: Only if they know factually, India won't.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: That's really. When China's like, we win by default. Let's do it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But if India jumps in from the other side, like, we're. F*** this s***. Abandon the homies. We're staying over here.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And they'll let Russia fall because they are not gonna.

Cristina: Is India bros with America or are they just brills with the uk they're.

Jack: Bros with the UK India doesn't like America. They're bros with the UK and we'll follow the UK and we're like, you guys associate with those retards over. Totally fine.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But we're not gonna work with them unless you're working with them.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because we're cool with you.

Cristina: Okay with them.

Jack: So they're just gonna wait. India. India's gonna wait and see. And China's gonna wait and see.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And India doesn't care. They're gonna fight China if they have to. China not gonna bother. They're like, this ain't worth the loss.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They're gonna calculate some number. Oh, f*** that s***. We're here. That's an interesting dynamic that's going on there. That is now the parts that we know that people don't get fed through the news.

Cristina: The Illuminati stuff, finally. Is it Adrenochrome?

Jack: It's always Adrenochrome. F****** war, bro. So, yes, looking at our records, we see that There has been quite some drought in. We're living in the most peaceful time ever. You can look this up factually. War has gone down so ridiculously.

Cristina: That's the one that the US Is doing every year. You said.

Jack: Well, that's not really war as much as it is bombing. But so we've definitely run out of great, like, resources of adrenochrome. There's not, like, a lot. It's concentrated from war. We have to rely on fear, which is why we're consistently scaring all the populations of the world all the time. But we know that fear is way weaker than blood.

Cristina: Yeah. At the end of the day, if.

Jack: You get people scared, you get. It emits, it radiates. But if you get them scared and then drain the blood. Concentrated, powerful.

Cristina: The blood at the moment is, I'm guessing, Ukraine split.

Jack: Like, I'm thinking the. The goal is the World War.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think there isn't enough. Like, a Ukrainian war would not be enough.

Cristina: Oh. Because the slow start of this conflict makes it feel like it. It was. Because, like, there's a lot of fear for them. Those people.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Like, is something going to happen? Until finally something did happen.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: There's a lot of fear to build up to actual deaths.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. So the interesting part here is, will this one death spill be enough? I guess we'll find out.

Cristina: Ah, okay.

Jack: If not, then we're gonna start hearing a lot of talk on media everywhere of World War three is coming. Everybody's signing up for the thing. All countries are saying, we're gonna jump in and help. All countries are saying, and everybody's gonna get scared. Oh, the draft is coming. The draft is coming.

Cristina: Oh, my God. Even if World War 3 doesn't happen, the fear of World War 3 happening is pretty nice.

Jack: Yes. Because we create a fear in one region and we're extracting that fear through blood.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So that's a lot of adrenochrome. That's a lot of fear.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: A lot of fear.

Cristina: But if that's not enough, if that.

Jack: Turns out not enough, the God of that region is going to pull strings with the other gods.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To get. Because everybody wins in that case.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Every country, every region's God is gonna be like, h***, yeah, we're all f****** running dry, bruh.

Cristina: Oh, yes. If you guys don't remember, every region, every country pretty much has its own God. Or.

Jack: Yes. Some countries have gods that are shared. Like Canada and the United States have, like, a regional thing going on.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is the. What Is it the New Testament Jehovah?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While, like, the Middle east region has the Old Testament Jehovah.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So there's, like, things like that going on. Every region has a God or whatever. And. Yeah. So it's gonna escalate. If that's not enough, fear is going to be like. Everybody gets scared. Everybody gets scared.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And, hey, everybody gets to win, whether the world in fear of their children. Like parents fear and kids fear. Oh, my God. I'm gonna go die in war. Make me, or I'm gonna go to prison if I don't agree to go die in war. All these systems designed to generate fear.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If that doesn't turn out enough, just like in World War II.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The war actually happens.

Cristina: War actually happened.

Jack: And now after you got everybody scared, time to start milking the m************.

Cristina: Yes. Whoa. Horrible.

Jack: Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Cristina: That's probably. Who knows?

Jack: That's far down the line. It could take a couple of years to get there.

Cristina: Yeah. Wow.

Jack: But we're definitely. This is something worth monitoring.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And that is kind of all your fault.

Cristina: My fault?

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: Oh, yes, it's my fault. Whatever.

Jack: You failed at your job.

Cristina: They said everything was fine. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, they did. So fair enough. Now, in other news.

Cristina: Your news.

Jack: Oh, God.

Cristina: You must share what has happened to you lately.

Jack: Okay.

Cristina: You look different.

Jack: So I did, in fact, find a Bigfoot.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Sure.

Cristina: Did it talk to you?

Jack: It. Not at first. Okay. So interesting. Hey. Medical findings and science findings and stuff come from this. So there's plus sides. I guess.

Cristina: So what's the good? I mean, I guess what's the bad? That's what you want to start with.

Jack: Okay. First, polar bear and a grizzly bear on the way to Mars.

Cristina: Awesome. To make a. Or see if one of them becomes a Sasquatch.

Jack: Yeah. Well, one of them would become a yeti or.

Cristina: Yeti. Yeah.

Jack: And actually, let me take a step back. We did start testing on the groundhog, and the groundhog is confused about how to use its abilities. Phil had many, many, many millennia to figure s*** out and do it right.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And this new groundhog just with the ability to talk suddenly is, like, f****** blowing his own mind. And we're trying to explain like this. You're God now, bro. We like. It worked. He's the same abilities. No control over them. Dangerous.

Cristina: Yeah. So that's why they're so flip floppy.

Jack: Yeah. Because we haven't brought him back. S***. Destabilizes. F*** out.

Cristina: He figures his powers out.

Jack: Yes. So we're gonna continue to have f***** up weather while we get him to do s*** at a nice and isolated region of Mars where we do these tests.

Cristina: Okay, cool.

Jack: And. Yeah, so it's sort of working. It's just a matter of getting the f****** groundhog to understand and use the powers accurately.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: After that's done, we can bring him back. Stabilize. S***.

Cristina: Finally.

Jack: Finally.

Cristina: Besides, I mean, before everything just like turns to s***. Yes.

Jack: Yeah. So, Bigfoot. I found the Bigfoot.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: As usual. We're gonna capture the Bigfoot.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I tell the subhumans, stay back. Diplomatic mission.

Cristina: You were gonna capture.

Jack: We know. Well, not capture. We know he can talk. We know it's humanoid. You know, communicates. We. All the reports give us all this information.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I walk up, it's just there looking at me. And like, it's civilized up into a point. It just stands up straight, tall as f***. God d***. I'm almost six feet and this guy was like three times taller than I am. Giant sized.

Cristina: Was that scary?

Jack: I mean, I've seen scarier looking s***. It is what it is.

Cristina: He's just tall, okay.

Jack: And he just looks at me, waiting for me to say something. I'm like, can we talk? Single word comes out of its mouth. No. In a screech so loud that it made me almost deaf. It grabbed me by the f****** neck, flung me across the f****** woods. But the subhumans follow orders and I told them not to do s***. So they're just standing, watching this happen. Like, no, he's got it. I don't f****** got it. Time to move in. But I didn't think this would happen. So they're just kind of like, no, he's got it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is why my throat f****** hurts a little. If I sound weird at all, he squeezed the living s*** out of my f****** throat.

Cristina: And then he flung you.

Jack: And then he flung me. Luckily, I'm better than the average person, even if I'm not a superhuman sub human, which I guess are kind of super. But even if I'm not a subhuman, I can. I can take the hit. But like, a lot hurt. I'm not that much better.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I'm just better enough to survive the fall and then f****** scream in pain for a while instead of dying instantaneously.

Cristina: And then they were just watching you?

Jack: They just watch. Squeal in f****** pain as that giant f****** monster just walked up on me.

Cristina: yes.

Jack: Following that, it ripped off my pants.

Cristina: Oh, no.

Jack: And with its give or take three foot d***, it a** raped me.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: So my a** hurts.

Cristina: It does. It still hurts.

Jack: It hurts a lot. It's hurt for many days.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Not the weirdest part here.

Cristina: It gets weirder.

Jack: It gets weirder. It's pretty bad. But he then stopped.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Just stood there and seemingly just agreed to go with us.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: After flinging me across the woods, breaking most of my bones in the process and then raping me.

Cristina: Ow.

Jack: Somehow not the worst part. I had enough energy to just scream, help. And then the subhumans decided to jump into action. But the Bigfoot was no longer hostile and just went with us. I lose consciousness, wake up at our headquarters here on Earth, and I am told that within the time that I passed out and the time that I woke up, I quickly, in these three days, grew.

Cristina: Three days.

Jack: A baby inside me.

Cristina: What baby?

Jack: A Bigfoot baby. And that it grew in my intestines because that's where it shot its Bigfoot sperm. And that I pooped out a Bigfoot baby. And the reason it didn't tear my a******. Were you awake?

Cristina: Why this was happening?

Jack: No, I was unconscious.

Cristina: While you pooped the baby out.

Jack: Yeah. And that the baby's magic expanded me enough for it to safely get out without hurting the host.

Cristina: Ah. And everything inside you is okay?

Jack: Yeah, I guess. Magic. Because Magic.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then, by the way, that technically means I have a Bigfoot baby.

Cristina: Did you name it?

Jack: Not yet. This is like, three days ago. Anyways, it turns out that this Bigfoot baby came out this way and does not require adrenochrome of any sort to sustain itself.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: In talking to the Bigfoot, it's confirmed that. That it has no f****** clue where it comes from.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And we then questioned whether a When Dingo knows where the f*** it came from, if it has any recollection of having been a wolf.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You know.

Cristina: And what did it say?

Jack: Well, we didn't ask. We were just wondering.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay. We gotta figure out.

Jack: And we're like, does a werewolf know?

Jack: Right?

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: So all the weird questions that we'd never asked, we're just like, yeah, this turns into that. We know. We could prove it. We've tested it.

Cristina: Yes, but do they know?

Jack: Do they f****** know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is there recollect when you change physically? Is there recollection? Has your mind altered too?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It doesn't happen with the groundhog. Their body stays the same. Their mind expands, but it doesn't change.

Cristina: No. Interesting.

Jack: So we didn't think about this before.

Cristina: No, we haven't dealt with this.

Jack: What then? We do test and Get a report from Mars that, yes, the yeti is a polar bear.

Cristina: The yeti is a polar bear.

Jack: The abominable snowman is what it becomes when it doesn't have adrenochrome to sustain its yeti form.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: There is a monster in the North.

Cristina: Pole and the Sasquatch.

Jack: The Sasquatch is in fact a polar bear. Well, Bigfoot is a polar bear and Sasquatch is what it becomes when it's feral.

Cristina: They're both polar bears.

Jack: Wait, what are Bigfoot and it's a grizzly bear.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Grizzly bear.

Jack: The polar bear is the yeti and it becomes the abominable snowman. And the grizzly bear is Bigfoot and becomes Sasquatch.

Cristina: All right, so that's what we thought. And that's.

Jack: Yes, it is.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They need adrenochrome to not become feral.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The baby that I have just had does not need adrenochrome, does not crave adrenochrome, and seems to have been born with the same level of control and power as this fully grown hundred and something year old Bigfoot who needs to consistently kill creatures after hunting them for days in order to horrify them enough. It does not kill people.

Cristina: No, Just animals.

Jack: Just animals.

Cristina: And that's why it stays hidden.

Jack: That's why it stays hidden. It's pacifists when it comes to people.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: That sees the similarities and is like, there's no reason for me. They're intellectual. They are creatures. We're just evil.

Cristina: We're just evil.

Jack: We're evil. Oh, we kill anything, regardless of what it is. We were just talking about just killing humans. Oh, yeah, we'll kill ourselves, dude. We don't give a s***. So that's the case there. So it proves that you could be born a first generation child to an adrenochrome user and sustain your form naturally.

Cristina: So which came first then?

Jack: Like, obviously the adrenochrome.

Cristina: The adrenochrome. Because like the cat people, they were there had to be adrenochrome first.

Jack: Yes. They're just ancients who had a genochrome for a very long time, used it, one of the first advanced civilizations, got really complicated and mastered it and no longer need it. No longer need it. That's why the people who we found in the bottom of Lake Loch Ness managed to sustain their forms but not go feral and not just be a normal a** feline the way we know them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because those were first generation and their children and their children's children. They managed to sustain being that way the same way that us humans went through that same process. When apes in the past took adrenochrome and became as we are now.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then the first generation born to one of those creatures probably had magic. Well, I don't know why they didn't have magic, unless we do have magic and we just don't know it. And then we just sustained our form without going feral.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And here we are.

Cristina: The question is, where is that magic?

Jack: Unless there's some kind of suppressant or some s*** happening.

Cristina: Maybe that. Oh, crap. Probably.

Jack: I don't know. There's a lot of us. It would be useful.

Cristina: It would be. But then, I don't know. These gods with their adrenochrome battles, I feel like this has to be connected to that somehow.

Jack: Well, they also want us to continue to become increasingly powerful. So maybe there's something about the human that only some of us manage to break through and make it far enough.

Cristina: Mm. But we don't have the natural ability that these other creatures have.

Jack: Yeah, well, not all the creatures have these powers. Some hyper intelligent.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We don't have that ability. We just. We're just who we are. We're definitely the most dangerous creature on Earth.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The way we've treated Earth. So we're winning by default. Even if we don't have magic, our magic trick is our minds.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And doesn't matter how much power you have, we still manage to capture most of these f****** creatures and imprison them.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Like, did we need magic or was our mind more magical?

Cristina: I guess that's where the magic's at.

Jack: That we can do whatever the f*** we can imagine.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Our secret power. F****** imagination.

Cristina: Imagination.

Jack: Anything we want, we just make it happen.

Cristina: Yes. Now, what is your baby's name gonna be? Are you gonna raise it? Is your wife gonna accept your baby?

Jack: This is a weird family that's forming. Yes. So my wife, I gotta talk to her. And we gotta really figure out, like, she. It's my baby, she can't say no.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: And what the f*** is up with the father? Like, is he gonna raise it? Does he want his baby?

Cristina: Yeah. Is he gonna raise it? Does he want you to raise it? Does he?

Jack: If he wants me to raise it, then I'm raising it with my wife. Okay, if he wants to raise it, whatever, Take it. Whatever. I didn't ask for the baby, but if he's gonna leave me with the baby, then I'm raising it with my giant cockroach wife.

Cristina: Okay, so you're not gonna name it until the decision is made of.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Having the baby.

Jack: Who keeps the baby? And he has to sign away all the rights. I don't want none of this f******. No, I miss him. I want. No, no, no, no, no.

Cristina: I want to have him. The weekends.

Jack: Yeah. None of that s***.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Okay, so you sign them away or you keep them. One or the other, buddy.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The end. And, yeah. So a lot of questions have been answered.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now we don't know what happens when.

Cristina: A.

Jack: Bigfoot or a yeti die and they cross over to the underworld. What, they become the Underworld? The Shadow Realm.

Cristina: The Shadow Realm. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: Because we know the werewolf becomes the. What is it? The werewolf becomes a lichen when it's feral.

Cristina: Mm, that sounds right.

Jack: And then when they cross over after dying, a werewolf becomes a wendingo, which is the lucid version. And then when it becomes feral, it becomes the wet judge.

Cristina: Yes. Oh. Because you can't really die once you have a dream.

Jack: You just cross over to Shadow Realm, keep manifesting over here if you know how to do it. Yeah, Usually in pockets of fear.

Cristina: Very complicated.

Jack: Which is another problem. Here's something we don't think about when these giant wars come through. It's not just people out there.

Cristina: Nah.

Jack: There's a lot of fear. Nights.

Cristina: Creatures.

Jack: People report. The nights, get scary. They hear s***. And this is not a lie. You guys can jump and, like, listen to reports of people who were talking about, you know, explosions, and it sounded like people were in the walls. People were running around us and things. And it's like, there's f****** creatures out there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You guys are horrified and they're abusing that s***.

Cristina: They're enjoying the blood that's spilling.

Jack: Yeah, well, they don't use the blood from the Shadow Realm. They don't need adrenochrome anymore. They only use fear to manifest the.

Cristina: Ones that are fine.

Jack: Oh, the ones that are.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's. Fair enough. There's probably a bunch of s*** just coming out of the woods.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Holy s***. I don't think about that. This is real s*** that's not even manifesting. It's pretty f*****.

Cristina: Yeah, there's everything. It's perfect for all of them to feed on something.

Jack: Yeah. What was this creature that we knew about that would come out in war zones and just start feeding on the blood?

Cristina: One of them was werewolves. It was. I guess. Not werewolves. Whatever.

Jack: It was like a Win Dingo or some s***, right?

Cristina: Ghost werewolf. I Don't know. It was a zombie werewolf. It was described as like a zombie werewolf thing, but I don't remember the name.

Jack: Oh. So, yeah, it's Lycan.

Cristina: Is it like.

Jack: It must have been a lichen. It must have been a feral a** werewolf.

Cristina: Yeah. It was just drinking blood in the battlefield.

Jack: Interesting. Yeah. So that s***'s probably happening left and right during these crazy wars.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And interesting enough, I think that's why the United States likes the bomb as opposed to send soldiers. And they're just trying to generate the fear. And it sucks if your soldiers also have to fight these f****** monsters that are coming out of the woodworks.

Cristina: Yeah. You don't want them to report on that.

Jack: Not even report on them. You don't want them to have to deal with it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you just drop bombs. People get horrified. The more bombs are going to drop. The fear alone attracts all this other s***. Then you just let them handle it. And then you come after the cleanup.

Cristina: What? Yes, that's probably it. Yep.

Jack: Sounds right, doesn't it?

Cristina: That does sound right.

Jack: Oof.

Cristina: Oh. Adrenochrome.

Jack: Adrenochrome. Can't live with. Can't live without it. That's mad f*****. So, yeah. World War three, question mark. Because need for adrenochrome. Fear.

Cristina: Fear. Fear. Lots of fear.

Jack: Ultimately, even adrenochrome's purpose is fear.

Cristina: Fear. Yes.

Jack: It's just. It contains a fear.

Cristina: A lot of fear.

Jack: Yeah. That's the only point of a drink room. Contains the fear.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Concentrated in adrenaline. And ultimately it's always fear. That's the main thing. Fear. Gods need fear. Creatures need fear. The underworld needs fear.

Cristina: All of it.

Jack: Fear is powerful.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Fear is quite the problem.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: And it seems United States and all these other countries abuse that fact. I think a lot of scary s*** is gonna happen in the Ukraine.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And Russia is just gonna stop sending soldiers in because they know these creatures are on the way. They're just making enough noise and causing a fear and spilling enough blood for the same reason. Yes. Because it self perpetuates. Right. Once there's enough for things to manifest, they start killing people and blood starts being spilt. Then we can pull out immediately because these things people are gonna start hearing and screaming and seeing. The fear is now gonna start as people talk. Oh, my God. I saw the thing. Oh my God. No f****** way.

Cristina: All of a sudden, they might end up leaving the country.

Jack: Whoever survived, but they'll never say they did. So the people who haven't seen anything yet still Think the reason people are still dying is because the war, when really we only started that to get the ball rolling with the creatures.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And once the creatures involved, they start doing it, they'll manifest. The ones who don't even need to travel will manifest there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And start continuing what the Russians began, then that is gonna spill enough to manifest more and spread like wildfire. And then the things that are in the local area and can smell it since closing in on it, and that country's gonna become a f****** cesspool until people get used to it and the fear is totally gone. And then everything that manifested just dissipates and all the other creatures start looking for fear elsewhere.

Cristina: Until the next conflict, I guess.

Jack: Yeah. Where? That's where they're gonna be going to wherever there is already a conflict going on. So it's not the next conflict. There is a conflict somewhere else. Of course they're just gonna be looking for it. Yeah, well, they're gonna be looking for local patches of, you know, normal fear.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Or eating whoever the f***. Chasing somebody for a while in the middle of the woods. Oh, my God.

Cristina: What the f*** is going on?

Jack: We never hear that story because it's one guy.

Cristina: Yes. Interesting. Whoa. So maybe. Yeah. I guess all of it has to do with the same thing.

Jack: It's always fear.

Cristina: It's always fear.

Jack: It's always fear. The gods looking for fear.

Cristina: The creatures.

Jack: Creatures looking for fear. The governments of the world knowing that the creatures are looking for fear. The gods abusing that fact by manipulating their people, putting them into states of mind that force them to go do certain things and then force the creatures to do certain things. And fear, Fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear, fear.

Cristina: Why couldn't they, man, if only they can figure it out. Like Santa Claus. He's the only one that's got this.

Jack: He's got the fear thing down.

Cristina: He's got it down.

Jack: He made capitalism sweet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he's like, you want stuff? Yeah, I want stuff. Well, you're not gonna get stuff if you're bad. Okay, I'm gonna be good. What do I do? Exactly.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Dips just disappears. He's like, figure it out. Figure it out.

Cristina: Vanishes while other gods have, like, crazy rules. I think the stress about other rules probably makes the fear.

Jack: That's what they're hoping. Here's a bunch of weird, abstract, hard to find, follow rules and you're gonna f****** panic.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Meanwhile, I gave no rules. I let them. Just imagine the worst.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The end.

Cristina: Yeah, well, I guess both ways Kind of work. At the end of the day, there's.

Jack: A lot of death in one way and there's zero in the other.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. Santa's still winning.

Jack: He's winning by miles because he keeps. If it was just Hannah, Holy s***. He would milk everything. You can't f*** with him. You can't. You can't win against that. Because he gets it from everybody all the time, the whole year round.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Infinite. No God steps to Santa Claus.

Cristina: No.

Jack: They would lose if it's ever happened. We never heard of that God.

Cristina: No.

Jack: If we did hear that God, he disappeared. Where is the Middle Eastern Old Testament Jehovah? Why did he just vanish? What's. What's the deal? What's the dealio, bro? Was it that New Testament Jehovah cleared him out or. We know Old Testament Jehovah's kind of full of himself. Maybe he was like, I could step to Santa. F*** Santa.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And Santa was, like, blinked out of existence. And that's it.

Cristina: That's how powerful.

Jack: Just overpowered. Just gone. No more. Even Zeus is like, holy s***. No, I'm good. You do what you got to do. It's crazy that Zeus is still around. Not Jehovah from the Old Testament. That's the weirdest s*** again. It could just. A lot of people who would fight Jehovah from the Old Testament.

Cristina: Right?

Jack: The New Testament, Jehovah, f****** Zeus, Santa, anybody. That Zeus is probably just gonna be the first to attack. He's that guy.

Cristina: He's that guy.

Jack: So it could have totally been him, but maybe he's, like, over that. He hasn't done that s*** in some time. Hundreds of thousands.

Cristina: Odin doesn't do that thing.

Jack: Odin. He's more chill. He's more. Just don't come to me, and I don't f*** you up.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But New Testament Jehovah could have been.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: He doesn't seem particularly ruthless. On the flip side, he has way more access to adrenochrome and way more access to fear.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's way bigger reach. So, like, hey, he's clearly stronger. He would have smacked down Old Testament God easy. Yeah, but we don't. We don't know. He just. There would be a story of the battle. That's the part that trips me out there. At least. Like, he could at least hold a moment against f****** Zeus, bro. He could at least hold a moment against New Testament God. He cannot hold a second against a God who has the planet's fear supply.

Cristina: No. Santa wins every.

Jack: Yeah. And it looks like it just kind of stops at some point in the Bible. And then it's like, yep, here's the end. Will happen to God. No, no, no. And God. The end.

Cristina: Then Jesus was born.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Or maybe Santa came into existence. No. I don't know. Not really.

Jack: I think. I think Jehovah stepped and it was the wrong direction. That's my ongoing theory. Jehovah was like, I need to reclaim power, man. Everybody's stronger than me right now. I gotta go to Santa Claus, f*** the strongest guy up, and just become.

Cristina: The Alpha Dragon Ball Z of gods or something.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: Like, just having to fight each other all the time? Like, everyone in Dragon Ball Z fighting. Oh, no.

Jack: I mean, they're not fighting all the time. But he was definitely out there to prove that he's still the big bad s*** he thought he was.

Cristina: And he wasn't.

Jack: It seems like if that's the case. Because where the f*** did he go? Just. Just know. Jehovah. Poof.

Cristina: He's somewhere in his little area in the world, maybe.

Jack: Anyways. Yeah. That's the report for everything that's happening.

Cristina: It's a lot.

Jack: That's a lot. Adrenochrome. World Adrenochrome War 3.

Cristina: How did you say that? What was that?

Jack: World adrenal Chrome War 3. F*****. It's always f*****.

Cristina: Yeah. Wow.

Jack: Yeah, wow. It's truly shocking. It's impressive as f*** that this is where we are. Anyways. Yeah, you guys, I hope this week's news was useful. I hope it was as good for you guys as it was for us.

Cristina: At least there was a baby born.

Jack: At least there was a baby born. And now we understand how Sasquatch is not Sasquatch. But Bigfoot has been so prominent throughout history. It's. They're not really killing people. So we don't have as much of a reason to go and find them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And, like, they use their powers to cloak themselves. Okay, cool. You just.

Cristina: Why are more creatures. I mean, there are probably a bunch of creatures. There's a bunch of.

Jack: That. Yeah. There's a s*** ton.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We just usually associate them also with Bigfoot, I guess the same s***. But hey, we're getting answers little by little. We're doing our jobs. Failing. Sometimes.

Cristina: I failed. I felt this week.

Jack: It's all right. We failed a couple weeks ago. Hard.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We're still trying to fix it. This is another bad week. We're trying to fix it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I'm trying to do better for you guys. Because the problem is we don't just report we do a lot of the f****** fieldwork. We're reporting on our own field work.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we do a lot. We could just stop and then all of you die.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I mean, not all of you. I guess a clean half of you are in a whole other universe, but the other half of you that we know factually are on this planet. And whatever that f****** signal is that we still not investigated, by the way.

Cristina: Oh, eventually.

Jack: Eventually. There's too much on our f****** plate.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, we're gonna try to stop the f****** war for breaking out and see if we can help these gods get their s*** together.

Cristina: Mm. Mm. And get this groundhog together.

Jack: Yeah. Look, there's a whole other universe that we have no access to. If we can get these gods to somehow bridge a gap into that universe, dude, fair game. F****** scare. Everything in that universe collapse that, you know, we don't care, dude.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then if we can get that done, then s*** could stop on this side.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's an idea.

Cristina: Who knows?

Jack: Anyways, if you guys want to know all the s*** that led here and all. More, more, more. More disasters and more bullshit. All the crap that we deal with.

Cristina: Have we talked about. We've done other. Adrenochrome.

Jack: Yes. And other episodes on war and why war happens and how politics work and all that stuff.

Cristina: Yes, and how the gods work and.

Jack: How the gods work. That's important. Where the gods are located, small regions and stuff like that. We've covered all these separate things. If you guys want to find all that stuff, you can find it on the official website, greatthoughts.info or on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe and rate and review the show and let someone who.

Cristina: Might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. A nice overpowered tool for everybody to use.

Cristina: This has been the Just Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: The person that was exploring the town during the movie. I don't know if it's like that in the game. They don't get sucked into it. Does the bell never ring for them? Is it just for. It's not actually ringing.

Jack: They totally got sucked in. What do you mean?

Cristina: No, there was the main person who was looking for his daughter or whatever the main story is. Or the woman. There's a woman.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And the man looking for the woman. But the man never gets sucked into the town. He never finds her.

Jack: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That doesn't mean anything. If you get.

Cristina: But it's happening at the same time, though.

Jack: He got sucked in. He just doesn't necessarily have to see her while he's in there.

Cristina: Okay. Because nothing happens to him.

Jack: Really?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Are you definitely sure?

Cristina: I'm sure. I'm pretty sure. Only the lady and the cop that went after her.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because she thought she was stealing the little girl. And they both. They both got.

Jack: I remember that cop lady went through some s*** too.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. PC thought this whole time, oh, this lady is stealing that girl and I gotta stop her.

Jack: Then I don't know.

Cristina: But then that the guy's there looking for her in the movie, and I don't think he gets sucked in because in the whole time he's looking for her, but I don't know if that's after this whole situation happened or he just doesn't hear the siren.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And it's happening at the same time.

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember. I don't remember that movie at all.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

JCP 6.02 Did Not Need To Know & The State of Society

Guest Jenna, host of the Did Not Need to Know podcast, joins Jack to discuss everything from interpersonal personality types and motivations behind creative ventures to the profoundly complex state of society. In a deep dive that psychoanalyzes some of the world's most dangerous serial killers to the most clever hypnotists. An episode with a little something for everyone.

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Topics Discussed:

  • Trying to understand serial killers/ true crime
  • Don’t fuck with cats
  • Ed Kepne
  • Psychopath vs Passionion Fueled
  • Charles Manson - Both Guilty and Not
  • Daron Brown - mind control, hypnosis, brainwash
  • Cult leaders
  • David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel are dicks
  • Most serial killers and crimes unsolved
  • People should be more alert
  • Tip to know if someone’s following you
  • Disconnect with Fantasy
  • Kink shame
  • Tribalism vs Individuality
  • Social Media - the downfall of society,
  • Pro-racism
  • Beliefs vs Actions
  • Reverse racism/silence of the white privileged
  • Never about equality, always about revenge
  • Can people change?
  • President Biden
  • Hilter
  • Politicians are psychopathic
  • Obama and Trump

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Rambling 161: Disaster Week

What caused an apocalyptic scale storm to suddenly appear over Earth? What is the source of this mysterious signal seemingly manifesting from nowhere? And what is Bigfoot? The duo cope with the death of Weather Deity Phil the groundhog and must scramble a plan together to damage control the aftermath of this dangerous tragedy. This on top of the fact that there is an unidentified signal emitting from space. What is the source?

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Phil Groundhog Died
  • Weather God
  • Adrenochrome
  • Apocalyptic Storm
  • Frosty The Snowman
  • Abominable Snowman
  • Sasquatch
  • Bigfoot
  • Yeti
  • Space Signal
  • Spacetime Distortions
  • Universe 3 Portal
  • Dark Stars
  • Time Travel
  • Cat Gods

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified. Second, new episodes are released.

Jack: Yes. And this show is, you know, most enjoyable if you've got a listening partner. So if you go. If you go get it, you get one. You go get a listening partner. Look, look, look, look.

Cristina: Why should they get a listening partner?

Jack: Why not? They should get a listening partner. Listen to this episode completely. You don't walk away once you've started. You make it through. Then you go find somebody to listen to this show with, and you bring them and you do whatever the show says again. So now you go out a second time to find somebody to listen to, but now they have to as well. And it just keeps happening. The same person comes listen to the same episode to show somebody else.

Cristina: Why would they want to listen to the same episode?

Jack: Because you have to listen with somebody to talk about the show with. And whoever listened to it first is gonna have more ideas about it because they had it, they heard it once, so it can be sharper. The second person, they want that experience, too, which is part of the motivation to them getting somebody.

Cristina: What's the motivation of that person to go look for a third person to do that again?

Jack: He's way more informed now. Every time he listens, he's way sharper. So he's, like, getting smarter than everybody he shows the episode to. And when he shows the episode to them, he brags about his knowledge base about that or even even better, listens to the episode, goes and searches anything discussed to expand their knowledge. And then get another listener and listen to the show with them. And then they randomly pause it to talk about, oh, well, they mentioned this thing. This is what I know about the thing. How fascinating, right? Anyways, let's keep listening. And then the next thing shows up and like, oh, well, what I know about this is. And then little by little, they become masters of that one episode. But it always seems like they're listening to it for the first time.

Cristina: They should eventually just make their own.

Jack: Episode about that episode. Yeah, and link us.

Cristina: And link us.

Jack: Yeah, we will listen to your episode, about our episode, and then we'll talk about. Look, anybody's listening to this and does own a podcast. Do it.

Cristina: Do it.

Jack: Do it. And then tag us on, like, Twitter or Instagram, and then we'll go listen to that episode. You got to title the episode that just conversation podcast, by the way. Actually, that's a rambling podcast. Yeah. So you got to title it the Rambling Podcast. You titled the episode the Rambling podcast. And then we go and we listen to your episode about the rambling podcast. And we're going to title our episode in which we review your review of our show.

Cristina: But we'll name it after their podcast.

Jack: Name it after their podcast. But then they have to review our review of their review of our show.

Cristina: Yes. And it's only about this specific topic of whatever we're talking about today.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And nothing else.

Jack: Nothing more.

Cristina: Just each of us reviewing each other on the same topic.

Jack: No, well, it's not reviewing each other on the same topic. It's reviewing the episode that was reviewing. Yeah, well, the first one, they're just reviewing this episode.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because they're so informed. They did a bunch of research and they collected a knowledge base. Then they make an episode.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then we make an episode reviewing their episode. And then they're gonna make an episode reviewing our episode that reviewed their episode based on our episodes information and just on and on. We could just do this forever.

Cristina: Why would they want to do that?

Jack: It'll be great. It'll be the meta cast.

Cristina: Yes. We should do that, like, once a year. Maybe it shouldn't be, like, every episode.

Jack: Fair enough. Like. Like the annual review of whatever podcast we get tangled in forever now.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we're just gonna have a brother podcast or a sister podcast, I guess, depending on whether podcast is male or female. Our podcast females.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Cars.

Cristina: We have to ask the pronouns of the podcast.

Jack: Like, those are sister schools. Are these sister podcasts? Well, they're not related yet, but they're gonna be step podcasts.

Cristina: Step podcast. That's what.

Jack: Oh, yeah. So whoever's listening to this and has that idea, get really informed on everything we discuss this episode. There's a lot of things to talk about this episode. Because tragedies occurred and happened and life sucks and things suck and everything sucks. I hate everything.

Cristina: Why are you so sad?

Jack: I'm angry.

Cristina: Oh, you're angry. Why are you so angry?

Jack: Because subhumans are f****** stupid.

Cristina: How?

Jack: They killed Phil. We actually caught Phil, and then they f****** killed Phil. You know how long?

Cristina: You know how long killed Phil?

Jack: They starved Phil out. He needed adrenochrome. Then he got feral on the f****** ship. And then in order to protect everybody who wasn't a subhuman. Because at this point, I'm like, f****** Janeway that ship. And kill all those a******* for being too stupid to just have, I don't know, steal his supply. You don't need to make more. Just take his supply with you. I don't. They were just taking him to Mars. We were gonna interrogate him there, but they didn't. Like, aren't you guys supposed to be super absurdly intelligent?

Cristina: Aren't they?

Jack: They're supposed to be. This is an alleged detail that seems to have missed this one flight.

Cristina: Whoa. What if we lied to this whole time? What if they were never smarter, stronger, etc.

Jack: I mean, that would 100% prove why they're so expendable.

Cristina: Yes, yes, that does add up.

Jack: That's also why they can't overthrow us. Like how?

Cristina: Ah, so everything was a lie.

Jack: No, I doubt it. But they failed horribly. You should just take in the drinochrome he already had. Why did you take him and not what we know factually? He needs to function.

Cristina: We can always clone him and send that version.

Jack: He's already dead. We didn't grab samples of him.

Cristina: There's no fur or anything.

Jack: He's a dude. No, no. He's mixed with. H***, it doesn't even matter. He has adrenochrome in his body. He's mad. DNA running in there.

Cristina: Yeah, it would be complicated.

Jack: Yeah, it's impossible to decipher which part of the DNA is Phil. Oh, okay, so we caught Phil.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Also, he turned out to not be Jehovah.

Cristina: They checked that before he died.

Jack: We know he's godly. Yeah, his powers aren't so godly that he could beat us. Ah, okay, so he's godly, but like, we can handle that level of God.

Cristina: But like, Santa Claus can beat him up.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Santa Claus is on some horrish. Santa Claus could be actual Jehovah, so that's not really a comparison.

Cristina: Oh, okay. But he's weaker than the. Weaker than Jehovah.

Jack: Yeah, but. Yeah. So Phil's dead.

Cristina: That is sad.

Jack: We caught him after many, many, many, many, many months.

Cristina: We waited a whole year.

Jack: Yeah. We have this plan.

Cristina: Has been since last Groundhog Day.

Jack: Yeah. And it took a couple of dumbasses in one f****** space flight. Just like, how do you. How do you f*** this up? So we've done this a million times. There's so much s*** on Mars. We've done this a million times. How is the one thing we needed.

Cristina: Nothing else has died from not having adrenochrome in Mars.

Jack: Well, it didn't die because it didn't have adrenochrome. It got hostile and it's godlike. On a ship filled with people we need. Oh, if it was just subhumans on that ship, I've been like, f****** blow the ship up. He'll serve. F****** Phil will survive in space, but can't do anything. And then we go capture him again, this time inject them a couple of times with adrenochrome or however the f*** he drinks it or whatever he does with it. Yeah, and then we sedate him and throw him in the f****** cage and take him to Mars. No. No adrenochrome on a ship with important people who are on their way to Mars as well. And then we got f****** whatever sub humans decided to be stupid and not get the adrenochrome. And now we have a hostile, rabid giant. By the way, if you remember, the groundhogs without the adrenochrome become giant feral f****** monsters.

Cristina: They do. I thought they didn't.

Jack: No, because when they're feral, okay, they become these giant f******, like super beaver looking thing. Oh, you remember we saw a giant beaver demon or what a f***. That's what Phil becomes, okay? And we had that on a ship, okay?

Cristina: And so they had to.

Jack: They had to f****** dispose of this f*****.

Cristina: At least it happened after he did his thing.

Jack: This thing is useless now because we're all f*****. He can't mediate the weather anymore.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if anybody thought climate change was real, which it wasn't, now it is. Because the person who was stabilizing climate is f****** dead. And since yesterday when it happened, and the temperature in our localized region was at 15 degrees today, the next day, it's already destabilized to 50 degrees. So we are f*****. Thanks, subhumans.

Cristina: That is a change.

Jack: That is kind of like tornadoes everywhere kind of change.

Cristina: Tornadoes every. Oh, my gosh. Tornadoes. I saw a giant epic fog coming here. It was ridiculous.

Jack: Yeah. Everything is f*****. Wow, it's. It's so f*****. If you look at the news, somehow out of the blue, unpredicted, doesn't know where it came from, suddenly formed a frost front with a snow back and a blizzard in the middle.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, my.

Jack: That's just headed towards where Phil was fighting from.

Jack: I wonder why it's happening.

Cristina: It has to do with Phil. Whoa. I mean, Phil's death.

Jack: Phil's death, because Phil was keeping all this s*** at bay, proves It.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: So at least now we know what he was doing.

Cristina: Yes, now we know.

Jack: We thought psychic and just adrenochrome creature. No, he's godlike. We already thought he was literally God from how overpowered he seemed to be. And he was really overpowered. Not Jehovah overpowered, but pretty overpowered. Overpowered enough to control the weather, not just predict. Actually, that being said. Being said, the region of the United States where the destabilization has happened is half of the United States, which is actually a bigger region than Jehovah has ever influenced.

Cristina: One point, he had almost the world. Right.

Jack: Jehovah? Well, no. His word kept traveling, but he only interacted.

Cristina: Oh. From the. Okay.

Jack: While Phil was actively interacting with what seems like at least half of this country.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And this country is bigger than the entire series of countries surrounding the area where Jehovah was interacting. So it's arguable that Phil, through adrenochrome, is more powerful than.

Cristina: Or at least it was ruling way more.

Jack: Yes, well, he wasn't ruling anything. His power was just reaching farther.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: While Jehovah was only influencing a very minuscule region, Phil was kind of, all things considered. Yeah. If we do that comparatively, he's kind of more powerful than Jehovah.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: The question is, is he more powerful than Zeus? Zeus had a significantly larger area than Jehovah.

Cristina: How much larger? Not larger than the United States, though.

Jack: Roughly about the size of the United States collectively.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah. No, it's probably smaller. It might be half. Yeah. So. Wow. So adrenochrome just, like, s**** on better than gods. Unless you're Santa somehow.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's too overpowered. I don't understand. But that's the topic that we'll save until we get.

Cristina: Eventually we'll find out he also does adrenochrome.

Jack: Can you imagine it, really? We go and we study this man, and it turns out it really is St. Nick. And he's just been going in. He's been going ham on adrenochrome, possibly with whatever creature. The fairies. Not the fairies. The elves are. So we got the elves. They aren't regular elves or some sort of type of fairy. And St. Nick going in on adrenochrome, and we got this weird Santa thing where nobody gets hurt, but all the fear still had. It's just genius.

Cristina: It's genius.

Jack: Fear through joy.

Cristina: Fear through joy.

Jack: He just tells you, you can have joy, but I'm not gonna punish you by making you miserable. I'm gonna punish you by not letting you have the joy. You want the joy. Right.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Then you do good things. But if you do anything bad, which it's. It's. We're human. It's inevitable.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So then you can do the bad fear. Little. Oh, that joy I was promised just got a little less likely. Oh, no.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Overpowered. Overpowered system. Good job, Santa. You figured it out.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You are way overpowered.

Cristina: So crazy. What about the other guys that help him? We never talked. I mean, we have talked about, but not in that episode of, like, Krampus.

Jack: And Frosty and all these. Yeah, Frosty's a weird one. Because the argument is somebody has powerful enough magic to move the sentience of one being into an inanimate snowman.

Cristina: It's gotta be Santa.

Jack: That's. Frosty was probably made by Santa. I know Krampus wasn't. But Frosty. That could not have happened in nature. Unless we're confusing it and Frosty is a mythological creature of some sort and we just haven't connected those dots. We do know Sasquatch's counterpart is the abominable yeti.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah.

Jack: The yeti's counterpart is the abominable snowman.

Cristina: Yeah, but they're all made out of.

Jack: They got, like, fur and humanoid shape.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Is the abominable snowman.

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: Really? So maybe the name has led us to picture a snowman. But if we went and looked at Frosty.

Cristina: Might look like a yeti.

Jack: Might look like a yeti. Like a bigfoot that's white. An abominable snowman. So he's the abominable snowman called Frosty. We hear Snowman. The toxin hangs out at the North Pole, and it's really just an op bodyguard they got up there.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Okay. Yeah. Maybe he's not even an actual snowman.

Jack: Actual snowman. This is actually interesting. This is something we have not investigated and we should definitely look into. And this one is probably provable so we can. We don't have to worry about locating a Santa. If we can just find him and actually interrogate him. He's probably kind of overpowered and particularly dangerous. If we were to talk about trying to get to Santa, but we could be like, can we talk to you?

Cristina: Mm. Hopefully he talks to us.

Jack: Yeah. Assuming he's not some creature that took f****** adrenal chrome or some s***, we should be good.

Cristina: He might be. I don't know. The hard part about talking to him is, like, the bigfoot doesn't want anyone to contact him. He's always hiding and stuff. Like, wouldn't it be the same problem?

Jack: Yeah. Also, why haven't we caught a Bigfoot?

Cristina: Because they disappear.

Jack: Well, here's.

Cristina: They travel like fairies.

Jack: Yeah, they do. They do. They do. There's powers. And I will tell you what's interesting about this. It's a creature with a bald face and bald hands, but hair everywhere else in their body. With magical abilities and a humanoid shape.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Does that sound like any other creature that you could just apply adrenochrome to? Why isn't Yeti just a gorilla that took adrenochrome?

Cristina: It's probably.

Jack: Probably is. Right? Yes, it probably is.

Cristina: Well, we don't have any proof.

Jack: We don't. This is all speculation. And testable. It's easily testable. We just got some couple of sub humans. Hopefully don't f*** this one up.

Cristina: They couldn't be humans, though. I feel like what if humans can become more than one thing?

Jack: We have no proof of that. We know the humans have become vampires and then when they do not have adrenochrome, become zombies.

Cristina: And we also know about werewolves that were humans.

Jack: Well, that's totally different. They got turned because of an animal.

Jack: We're talking a werewolf is a person who had a mutation with a wolf.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Versus a win dingo or a wetchudge. That is a wolf that has been exposed to adrenochrome. Those are two vastly different creatures. And what is it? Wendingo is the conscious elevation when you're still getting adrenochrome. And the wetchudge is when you've lost it and you become some feral demon trying to kill everything.

Cristina: Yes. You become a cannibal.

Jack: Yeah. So that is very different than werewolf. Werewolf. Because werewolf is a person who has their DNA mixed with a wolf.

Cristina: Yes. Mixed with a wolf. Mm.

Jack: Yes. But that's where we are. One. Yes. That just gave us a couple of ideas. We gotta go find a yeti and a Bigfoot and an abominable snowman. 1. Compare all three because why are you guys different? How are you so similar and different?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And with the Abominable Snowman, we can get questions if he's willing to talk.

Cristina: And see if he's actually Frosty the Snowman.

Jack: See if he's actually Frosty the Snowman.

Cristina: It could be the same.

Jack: Yeah, could be. If we find them where we're looking from you. The alternative is we don't and actually do find a snowman. Who the f*** knows? So. Yeah. That sucks about Phil. About Phil does suck About Phil. That being said, totally not related to this. We got a strange signal.

Cristina: An alien signal is the only type of strange. I don't know.

Jack: I don't know. It's hard to explain because it's. It came from space. We sent people out to space and it was seemingly coming from nowhere. Like literally nowhere. There was just a gap in space.

Cristina: Where it was coming from.

Jack: Where it was coming from. Like we went there.

Jack: It was by the meteor belt. And subhumans did anything and everything to figure out like they zoned into the inch of where it's coming from. And it's like there's literally nothing here but a signal emitting from seemingly nowhere. And it's scrambled. We can't understand it.

Cristina: What.

Jack: So that immediately caused a couple of problems and you know, quite interesting anomaly to come across.

Cristina: That sounds really crazy.

Jack: Yeah, it's really weird because we've gotten signals in the past. We recently talked about the wow Signal that was reached in the 70s. We know that that echoes back and forth repeatedly. We've got received own signals all the time. Yeah, we know specifically the wow. Signal was sent forward in time. Was sent forward, Went through some space anomaly and jumped backwards in time. So we received our own signal before we sent it because. F***. Time travel.

Cristina: Yes, but this may or may not be something like that.

Jack: Well, the ongoing theory amongst the subhumans at the moment is that whatever disturbance the portal is causing could have created a rip powerful enough that there are little bubble pockets everywhere.

Cristina: What kind of damage is this portal doing?

Jack: We need to stop it.

Cristina: We do.

Jack: We kind of have to stop this before all the universes merge into one or whatever the f*** is happening. Have some f****** no way home bullshit happen.

Cristina: Or like in the flash where all the universe became one.

Jack: Wow. That's really just the same thing, isn't it? No way home. And the flashes. Flashpoint, aftermath.

Cristina: Yeah, it's the same.

Jack: Wow. That's crazy. Is that crisis when all the universes become one? That is crisis, right?

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Crisis of many earths or whatever.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Interesting. I never noticed that. Yeah, that's totally the same s***.

Cristina: It's the same thing. Yeah, it's a dude in red.

Jack: Dude in red. And somehow his actions resulted in the smash of all realities.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Seems legit. And he jokes a lot. They both work.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah. So that's kind of f*****.

Cristina: So what's the one? Just research.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. So we got to look and see what the h*** is happening. We've made some headway already. You know, we again, we Went there. We saw where the anomaly was coming from. Or didn't see where it was coming from. We saw the space where there should be something that's emitting the signal.

Cristina: The plan isn't to get rid of the portal, is it?

Jack: We don't know. We don't know. It depends on how dangerous the portal is. And also, how would we get rid of something that no matter which direction we go through it, it takes us somewhere else. Okay, how do we touch this portal?

Cristina: Yeah, so you can't actually destroy it.

Jack: Yeah, we need expertise, but. Okay, so what do we know so far? The portal has created interference through at least three separate universes that we're familiar with. One, two, and three.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We have no access to universe two anymore because the directly connecting portal there we destroyed on the other end. So it goes to nowhere. And we continue to receive reports that we are broadcasting just as widely in universe three as we are to universe one, which is our universe. The question is, are we getting a Signal from Universe 3 the same way they're getting a signal from us? Is our signal seemingly coming from nowhere? Except most people probably don't know how to work with receptor technology and have no idea where the signal is coming from. They never even questioned it. So they just log in, they see, oh, cool, show whatever, blah, blah, blah. They're reporting on fictional news or whatever think is happening. Yeah, but if they were to follow where the signal is coming from, it's not on their planet, and it's just somewhere in space in their local star system.

Cristina: You think it's happening in world three?

Jack: Yeah, I think our broadcast comes from nowhere. And I think we're seeing their broadcast. The problem with the theory proposed. This is proposed by our smartest of subhumans, the ones who have been doing physics as a thing the entire time. And the proposed theory has one momentous giant, ridiculous hole in it, which seems difficult to resolve, which is we connected a television to supervise Universe 3.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They don't have the technology to get as far into space as we see the signal.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: Well, presumably the location of our systems is just different enough that their earth is slightly moved, a couple of, you know, macroscopic units to one side or something. So we're coming from nowhere. So maybe in the nowhere that we see in space, on their end, there's a planet there.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And there's something on the planet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The problem is that would require them to have the technology to get to the farthest parts of their own star, which they don't know, we barely have that technology. Everything else we've done is steal somebody else's technology. And that's why we have absurd Technology.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We just confiscated from creatures.

Cristina: Met a lot of aliens.

Jack: Yes. So we keep confiscating technology. Some people just give us things, depending who we're interacting with. Yeah, they don't have access to that. So how would they broadcast from one of their farthest planets if they haven't even gotten to their closest planet? Two theories to plug that hole up.

Cristina: What are they?

Jack: One is alien life that they're not even aware of. So if we can. We're thinking it's scrambled message.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Maybe the message is not scrambled. Maybe the broadcast is clear. We just don't understand it. Because it's alien.

Cristina: Because it's alien. Yeah, that makes sense.

Jack: That's one.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Second is a little more exotic, which is to say that the signal is coming from a planet and it is a human signal from Universe 3, but it's coming from a future of Universe 3.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. We already know that the black hole is causing not just space, but space time. Because they're one. It's f****** with space time. Not the black hole, the portal.

Cristina: Portal, okay. Yeah.

Jack: Portals f****** with space time. Yes, in general.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: In fact, it caused a series of events to happen before the hole was created. That's how far back in time it's affecting. So we know it's messing with space and time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Presumably that applies in any instance of its interaction with anything.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So the signal we're getting might be from a future in that space. So it's a different space in ours, in a different time than ours, and a different time than their own. Because it's just a point in space time taken. And we're receiving that information. Which is also to say we cannot prove whether they in universe 3 are in the same year we're in. Maybe the reason they have not reached our technology is because they're actually in the past.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: And when we look at them, we're looking backwards to their past.

Cristina: What I thought we were in the same years.

Jack: Could be or could not be the portal. Like if we were to find a non time space fuckery hole there, would we arrive at a different time than the space time anomaly portal in your backyard. Is that f****** with time as well? And thus when we look through it and anybody goes through it, they're going back into Universe 3's past. And as a result, a hole that isn't f****** with time, just simply bridging the two Locations would take us to their present and they would look more like us.

Cristina: Whoa. You think they'll look like us? I doubt they'll ever be this advanced. But I mean, maybe. Yeah. In the future. Like, we don't know how long in the future it will take.

Jack: Well, wherever we are now, would they, at the same year, have more or less the same technology? It would make sense because Universe 2 worked that way.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if we are all parallel universes, they should only be a little different. The massive differences we see when looking at Universe 3 right now seems like they're way removed. And could be the case the portal could just be connecting us to a really, really far universe that isn't in the slightest bit similar. But also, maybe it is, and we're just looking into the past.

Cristina: We could be looking into their past. What could we prove, though?

Jack: And that's why this would seem even more ridiculous to them, this technology they couldn't fathom.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yet.

Cristina: But it could be aliens.

Jack: But it could be. There's a lot of explanations to what is going on.

Cristina: I feel like aliens is the simpler thing.

Jack: It is an easy one. Yes.

Cristina: But it's easy to disprove as well.

Jack: Yes. If we can go there at the time of the broadcast. We just need to find out when the broadcast is taking place.

Cristina: Okay. Because it's not all the time.

Jack: What do you mean? Like through all of history? Yeah, no, yeah, we're getting it right now. We just have to go and see. And I guess from that universe move. I guess the idea would be take our time machine there with the receptor, go to the region where the signal is coming from.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And just start moving forward until we catch a signal. And there should be something there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: When that happens.

Cristina: So there is gonna be some time traveling involved.

Jack: Yes. We're not gonna do it. And we're also going to do it. We're gonna install the time machine on a ship in space so that nothing is interacted with. It's just in space. We're not messing anything. We're gonna look.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're also gonna. The ship should also have cloaking. We should have both visual cloaking and to any kind of radars or in detectors that are out there so that we're invisible to everything from all sides. And we're not on the location where something's gonna show up, but we're near it so that when we catch a signal, we know.

Cristina: And we can just investigate.

Jack: We can investigate, touch nothing, interact with nothing, alter nothing. Just find out whether this is Humans or alien life. And whether it's the right time or the wrong time or whether it's even coming from that universe, we could, in theory, be looking at the creature. And it's just a type of creature that we are just not receiving. Our senses could, in theory, not be perceiving the life form that's there.

Cristina: That is interesting.

Jack: And it's not even in a different universe.

Cristina: It's just.

Jack: It's outside of our literal perception. Our senses can literally not pick this life form up, but they use technology that creates waves we can pick up.

Cristina: Yeah, but that would be a creature in this world, not in.

Jack: That would be a creature in this world. Well, on the flip side, that could be a creature in this world. That could be creature through many worlds. It could be a creature spread out through dimensions. I don't know.

Cristina: Yeah, what.

Jack: But that's a complicated experiment to try to find something that our perception can't detect.

Cristina: We need to figure that out.

Jack: That's a complicated problem. So. Yes, so we had to get in contact with some physicists that are experts beyond our subhumans, and with the help of our subhumans, brain power. Because obviously these people are experts in their fields, and subhumans are astoundingly intelligent. The combination of we give you information, they process it, then they return it to the scientists, and this bounce back continues can probably answer that question. So we've had to get in contact with a plethora of scientists, of scientists. We've already done that. We've talked to a crap ton of physicists, astrophysicists, chemists, engineers, work on radios, radio technology, astronomers that are just scoping space. All. All the stuff, yes, we've done all the stuff. And we've come in contact with a lady named Catherine Fries, and she is expert not just in physics and astrophysics, but specifically space time anomalies. And specifically anomalies that alter the fabric of space. Which is good.

Cristina: Which is good.

Jack: Yes, exactly. What the.

Cristina: Gonna help us or. She's already helping us.

Jack: She has agreed to look at the data.

Cristina: Okay. Okay.

Jack: Yes. So, okay, let me give you a little background here. Catherine Freese is a astrophysicist that has discovered the. Actually a theoretical astrophysicist. She is a theoretical physicist who's discovered in math, the existence of what is called a dark star.

Cristina: A dark star?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Have you heard of a dark star? I don't know.

Jack: It's a term that is quite elusive, doesn't get mentioned quite often.

Cristina: I've heard dark matter, and I think that's it.

Jack: And dark matter. And dark energy.

Cristina: Dark energy, yes. Totally different things, right?

Jack: Yes, actually she works with both of those things as well.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Catherine Fries has discovered the dark star, which is suggested to be similar to black hole, and the dark star that is titled to be kind of like made of dark energy.

Cristina: Kind of made, yeah.

Jack: So we don't know what dark energy is, but there is a collective of energy that behaves like a star. And she is also responsible for that math discovery, theoretical physics, and her mind applying what she knows to come up with these conclusions. So a dark star is basically all the characteristics of a black hole, except rather than there being a tear in the tremendous dent of the fabric of spacetime, there is no dent there. I mean, there is a dent. There is no tear in the. The furthest, deepest part of the dent. It. The fabric hasn't torn. It's just really, really indented to such an angle that light cannot escape. It's not fast enough to compensate for the amount of traction it needs. Black hole, create deep hole. Dark star, create deep hole.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Light no escape. Deep hole summary.

Cristina: Sorry.

Jack: All right, so yeah, she is the discoverer of that, and because of that, she is quite qualified to deal with energy based, space based, time based problems.

Cristina: So she'll help us out.

Jack: She said she'll look at the data.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: We don't know if she'll help us out. It could look like ridiculous nonsense to her and totally not be worth your time.

Cristina: Oh, we got a time machine.

Jack: We do have a time machine.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And a quantum computer. She needs it.

Cristina: And a portal and a portal.

Jack: We have interesting things for her to work with if she's curious. And there's nothing a theoretical astrophysicist that works with space time anomalies would find more interesting than a space time anomaly portal that you can only theorize about.

Cristina: That's amazing.

Jack: Yeah, it's like candy. That happens to be crack.

Cristina: It's crack.

Jack: It's crackedy crack. D and she wants crack D she has to want the crack D It's the kind of crack D she would like.

Cristina: It's the. What's that blue stuff? It's the blue stuff.

Jack: What blue stuff?

Cristina: From breaking breath meth? Yes, the blue myth.

Jack: It's blue sky.

Cristina: Blue sky. Oh, that's what it's called.

Jack: Mm, Blue sky. So, yeah, that's what. Where we're at at the moment.

Cristina: Yes. That's crazy. That's still depressing about Phil, but this is very interesting.

Jack: Yeah, it sucks about Phil, but what the f*** can we do, man. This is kind of a real crap turn of events. We needed him.

Cristina: Crazy. Like, what are the chances? What are the chances when we're gonna go find him, he just dies?

Jack: Well, he didn't just die. Well, we kind of literally had to kill him.

Cristina: We killed him but to protect everybody.

Jack: Else on the ship. Because who the h*** makes the mistake of. Like, we all know you don't just take a heroin addict off of heroin. Yeah, he will die. You don't do that, problems will ensue when desperation kicks in. That's the most dangerous person in any room now.

Cristina: Yeah. So it was our mistake.

Jack: Yeah. If something gives you f****** powers and you're addicted to the f****** thing, should we take you without the thing that makes you stronger and more overpowered than everybody we've ever met?

Cristina: What happened there then?

Jack: It was just crazy lapse of judgment. I don't understand how nobody had the idea of. Maybe it's a good idea if we have this there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He has an abundance of it. Come on.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Also, why didn't we take adrenochrome just to study it?

Cristina: That's a good question. Why? We had a bad day.

Jack: Yeah, it was. We don't make many mistakes, but God d***, when we do, it compensates for all the mistakes we haven't made.

Cristina: Yes. Oh my gosh. We haven't had such a bad day.

Jack: Since we destroyed Mars.

Cristina: I was gonna say since we died the first time.

Jack: Did Mars get destroyed before or after that?

Cristina: Be after.

Jack: Maybe Mars got the. Straight after that. Maybe.

Cristina: I don't know the timeline.

Jack: Look, the first couple of clones weren't the best of people. Yeah, there's a lot of dark there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: A lot of horrible things happen. I actually don't remember. I keep forgetting which one I am. Yeah, but whatever. So, yeah, that's the catch up that we've. That's all we've got when it comes to what's been happening this f****** week. And the fact that we. A year.

Cristina: A year.

Jack: Year of planning meticulously and strategizing and figuring it out. We're getting close. We're planning the.

Cristina: You know how like so much mistakes after mistakes after mistakes. That's so crazy.

Jack: I don't know how this happened. It's just frustrating. I'm not happy right now. It is just a sad tragedy.

Cristina: But we know where to find Adrenochrome at least, right? Like they will still have it.

Jack: Like we have to go back for that.

Cristina: Yes. I think we need another year. We're gonna wait another year no, we're.

Jack: Just gonna go get that adrenochrome.

Cristina: Oh, right now we're not waiting a.

Jack: Year for the adrenochrome.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: We're just gonna send them to go retrieve the adrenochrome.

Cristina: Alright.

Jack: Least we could do is study a functional batch.

Cristina: That would be great. Okay, That's a good plan.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yes. Let's do it.

Jack: We're gonna go reclaim the adrenochrome.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We're going to go find a yeti, a Sasquatch, which is presumably the same as a Bigfoot, but those could be different. Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti, and the Abominable Snowman. Four creatures, man.

Cristina: There's four. Okay.

Jack: Two snow and two woods.

Cristina: One has to be the feral of the other, right?

Jack: Interesting. Yeah, interesting concept you have there. So the argument here is, cause Sasquatch is what's dangerous, right? Not Bigfoot. Bigfoot is just mystical and hiding. And Sasquatch is all the horrible stories of something. So some sort of ape, presumably a gorilla, that seems to already resemble and tend to be way bigger than humans in general.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Takes adrenochrome and becomes a Bigfoot. And they're overpowered. Magical. Intelligent. Way more intelligent than humans. Elusive. But when they run out of a supply after their body has adjusted and they go feral. You get a Sasquatch.

Cristina: Yeah. And I don't think the snow one is an ape. Because it's snow.

Jack: Because it's snow.

Cristina: But there's a bear that lives in the snow.

Jack: Oh, s***.

Cristina: They're big, they're white.

Jack: Then. Then we're not dealing with a gorilla. Maybe that's just a black bear or a grizzly. Wait, did we establish this before? I feel like we did come across this information before.

Cristina: So I don't know. I'm not sure.

Jack: Bear kills someone. They were horrified. In the process. Their body creates adrenochrome. The bear eats the body, consumes the adrenochrome, turns into a Bigfoot, runs out of adrenochrome and devolves into Sasquatch.

Cristina: That's possible.

Jack: It's quite possible. With the probability being there are more Sasquatch out there than Bigfoot. Because Bigfoot is who's elusive while Sasquatch is who we have horror stories of people have interacted with Sasquatch. People look for the non feral intelligent one avoiding humans.

Cristina: Oh, okay, okay. But we're not sure if it's a bear or a gorilla.

Jack: Not sure. But if we assume, and we can confirm this once we go and find out, yeah, but actually, we can find out.

Cristina: Sounds right.

Jack: Yeah, it sounds right. Well, if we were to capture one or get one to convince. Convince one to let us take a blood sample. We could test whether this is a bear or an ape. But the same would apply to the abominable snowman and yeti.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because I believe yeti is the intelligent one and the abominable snowman is oftentimes referred to as some sort of monster.

Cristina: Yeah. Interesting.

Jack: So there is. I think we got thought out version and a feral version to what's probably just the polar bear.

Cristina: I feel like. That's right. I feel like they're bears. We've been wrong all along.

Jack: And the basic name to it tells us a lot too. It's a polar bear that lives towards the North Pole.

Cristina: Yeah, that makes so much sense.

Jack: Also polar opposite to the other one.

Cristina: Yeah. No one's noticed that connection. They're all thinking it's a monkey or something like.

Jack: Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

Cristina: Why would a monkey be in the forest? Do monkeys.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Well, I thought it was the jungle.

Jack: That too.

Cristina: That too. The forest and the jungle.

Jack: There are forest monkeys.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And there. I mean, not in the United States. I don't think there's natural monkeys in the United States. I have no idea.

Cristina: That's where they're found in the United States.

Jack: Which would make sense about bears.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But that doesn't stop monkeys from existing in forests.

Cristina: But where. There. Where Bigfoots are found, though?

Jack: Well, Bigfoots are found. I doubt. Well, the problem is that Bigfoots are found everywhere on Earth as long as there are woods or jungles.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: In jungles, Bigfoot is anywhere there are trees to hide behind.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Doesn't matter where you find the trees. If there's a lot of trees, there could be a Bigfoot there or a Sasquatch, whichever one you're using. But they could be counterparts, the same thing.

Cristina: Yes, I think so.

Jack: Yeah, I think so too. So we either find four different creatures or find. Collect, I guess, a stash of adrenochrome and get two normal creatures.

Cristina: Yeah, we just change them ourselves.

Jack: Here's. Here's where this kind of becomes a little risky. And we could face a similar problem to Phil, though. Phil was way more overpowered than we thought he was. We had no understanding of how powerful he really was.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now we've kind of begun an apocalyptic weather problem.

Cristina: We'll figure that out.

Jack: Yeah, we have to. We have to. That's. We got no option. We f****** give adrenaline. Come to another F****** groundhog. And like, bro, hopefully you got these powers because we need you right now, dude.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which we would need the supply of adrenochrome to do anyways.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So once we confiscate this, we literally have the power to gift people adrenochrome abilities.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We need that stash. That is priority number one at this moment.

Cristina: Fix the weather.

Jack: That'll fix the weather. And without the impending doom of our main planet, we can safely proceed to go get. We already have the sash. We can get just a polar bear and a regular bear and give them both adrenochrome and see what happens if they turn into yeti and bigfoot. Sweet. We solved a lot of problems if they don't. We have another animal Jones. We study whatever they become. Obviously.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But we're f***** because what the h*** is a yeti? What the h*** is the Abominable Snowman? What the f*** is Bigfoot? And what the f*** is Sasquatch?

Cristina: We test the apes out.

Jack: We test the apes out. We get gorillas and test it out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Alternatively, if we can find these creatures, as elusive as they are, we have great technology. We have subhumans that are the greatest detectives ever. If we can send them out there to find the track to get these things, we don't need to go through this whole process and waste our adrenaline.

Cristina: Okay. Yes. That's a better idea.

Jack: And then we could just take a sample and have the answer. With a blood sample, we can tell what this DNA is.

Cristina: Okay. That sounds like a good idea. Why do we need them, though? It's just because there's another creature.

Jack: It's just because another creature we don't know about.

Cristina: We're just playing Pokemon in real life. Pretty much.

Jack: Yeah. Trapping a little of everything on Mars where they can escape.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: But what makes this particularly dangerous. Right. Is once we give these creatures. If they. If we don't find them and get them to agree with us. We're talking about creatures that are about as powerful as Phil.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like on a normal day before they go feral.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And if it goes through a panic as it's taking this form, who knows what. Who knows what? It could happen. We need to already have it on Mars before we begin any experiments in a region that is completely desolate and abandoned. We can't risk it causing some sort of magic problem.

Cristina: That is pretty crazy.

Jack: Especially because we don't understand how these powers really work.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We used to think Bigfoot was a fairy of some sort. We used to think Bigfoot Became the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Oh, shadow. Yeah. Because many different.

Jack: Because he's. He's seemingly the most elusive and complicated creature.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So we're kind of hunting the Big Kahuna right now.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We've dealt with crazy creatures before, but we've never, in all our years working, had a solution to. What the f***? Bigfoot. To the point that we usually don't even discuss it. We don't bother. It's too complicated.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now we have access to adrenochrome.

Cristina: Now we can figure it out.

Jack: Figure it out? If it's. If we can't find them in nature, we can recreate them.

Cristina: We can. There's plenty of animals out there.

Jack: The scary part is we have the motivation to recreate them. So we better f****** find them. So we don't need to recreate them because we don't know how that's gonna go.

Cristina: No. That's pretty horrifying. You don't want to use adrenochrome at all. No.

Jack: That should be the goal. Avoid adrenochrome. That is last resort. Information gathering tool.

Cristina: Mm. But, like, we still have to make more though, right?

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Because if we're gonna test out every animal eventually.

Jack: Well, we're gonna try to find creatures.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That are already.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And there's an abundance of research we could do.

Cristina: Yes. That's way better. Okay. That's. That should be what we do.

Jack: Yes. Now we have the fear of if we really need to come up with the creature. Well, we have adrenochrome. We better find it so we don't cause some catastrophe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because we can cause a catastrophe. We probably will if we're forced to create it in order to gather the information.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So I rather just go and find the thing.

Cristina: It'll be easier to find it. Maybe not. I don't know. This is the biggest challenge we have.

Jack: Yes. Catching the most elusive anything that has ever existed in all of time. We have come across aliens easier. We did not catch a Chupacabra, but we have encountered the Chupacabra. You know, we have crossed paths with some of the most exaggerated things ever.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And somehow have not once laid eyes on Bigfoot.

Cristina: Mm. That's very interesting.

Jack: We interact with gods.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And have somehow. We just killed a God. We killed the God of weather.

Cristina: That's pretty horrible.

Jack: Yeah. And have still not once ever seen Bigfoot?

Cristina: No.

Jack: We have altered history. I literally changed the future willingly by choice. I destroyed an entire planet of colossal, disgusting, war hungry cockroaches.

Cristina: They were not war hungry Whatever got.

Jack: Rid of the Reptilians, took their planet and just enslaved anybody left. We. We work on huge scales. We have literally tracked, found, and sent people to interact with the Egyptian gods that are now just hanging out in the great void.

Cristina: The cat people.

Jack: Yeah. And still not once have we seen even proof.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Of Bigfoot.

Cristina: We've done a lot. Wow. Yes. And with the elves. Actually, we didn't hunt down all elves. I found one elf and the elf.

Jack: Information. Yeah.

Cristina: He talked. And he talked a lot.

Jack: Squealed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Right. Quickly.

Cristina: So hopefully the Bigfoot's like that. Who knows?

Jack: Yeah. I hope some. Some are willing. It's not all these creatures are bad. Some are just willing to, you know, discuss things. They don't f****** care. Everybody has a rebel, and we just got to hope we find that guy. Just give us some information or allow us to take a sample or something. We're not bad guys. We're not here to harm you. If you are willing to part to play ball. We're willing to play ball.

Cristina: We have harmed some.

Jack: Yeah, but not if they're willing to just help.

Cristina: What about the roach? The grouch people?

Jack: War.

Cristina: War.

Jack: Why didn't we just trap the fairy you were talking to?

Cristina: Because you weren't horrified it was a fairy.

Jack: Yeah. We don't have to kill everything. We can. We can just gather data. Yes, that's totally fine. Yeah, we gotta hope that we could do that with Bigfoot.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And we need to go acquire that f****** stash of adrenochrome.

Cristina: We have to.

Jack: That is absolutely crucial and necessary one. It's not being guarded by Phil. Apparently, Phil was overpowered enough to guard his own sash. We had no idea. We thought it was future sight. We thought it was future. Well, he's powerful. The great God is.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, it's not being an addict. It's like, who is gonna trespass and take it from you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, but he. It was overpowered. And he was good enough to defend it himself because he's so strong. But now if anybody finds out about.

Cristina: It, oh, we're gonna be in so much trouble.

Jack: Yeah, there's gonna be trouble. We. The last thing we want is someone.

Cristina: Else to stumble upon it.

Jack: Yes. And it just making its way into the black market or something and just spreading out through people who shouldn't have access to this. Then we'll have a problem. Now we have a we gotta stop superheroes problem, you know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: S*** got f*****. Everybody's a God suddenly, and we just gotta kill all of them. That's Bad.

Cristina: That's pretty bad.

Jack: We definitely gotta go acquire this.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We're the first case I know of that has completely left a stash of the most protected substance in the freaking universe. That literally. The Chupacabra, by the way, if you guys don't know, is a freaking interdimensional God that comes here specifically for adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, that's how protected this is.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You can't get it f****** anywhere. And we just left a completely unprotected huge stash. We're the first people to f***.

Cristina: It's a bad day. It's a bad day.

Jack: Yeah, there's a lot that happened yesterday.

Cristina: Yeah, I mean, like, those clones are probably not alive anymore.

Jack: Was it even yesterday? What day was that? That was a. I mean, I guess that wasn't.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess it could have been yesterday.

Jack: Yeah, I guess it's. Yes. Well, I guess. Yeah. Because they captured Phil on Wednesday.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: After he did his thing.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: Then on the flight, he died.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So was that Thursday?

Cristina: That would have been Thursday.

Jack: It would been sometime because he's going to Mars. That's what, like three day flight? So he died on Thursday. We got the information that he died on Friday. So. Yeah, I guess we found out about his death yesterday.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But like, yeah, we gotta go get that stash. It's been too many days already.

Cristina: It's been too many. Oh, my gosh. What if it's nothing?

Jack: Oh, now we gotta retrieve it. Luckily, we have trackers in the subhuman. So follow the trail and get to it. But we got to do that before they use it. We don't want a problem. We can't stop.

Cristina: We could do, like, what do you do what they do with UFOs and just blame it on a weather balloon?

Jack: Yeah, no, we don't need any of that. Last worst case scenario, we have a time machine. We go back and immediately confiscate the Adrenochrome right after Phil is escorted before anybody else.

Cristina: As long as.

Jack: Yes, as long as you interact with nobody.

Cristina: Yeah. What if someone took it the moment he left? That would be crazy.

Jack: I doubt instantaneously somebody manifested there and took it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I doubt that on so many levels.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We are gonna be. Who does that?

Cristina: Yes, we'll be that. Okay.

Jack: The moment it's clear, we just walk in and take it.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. That's a great idea.

Jack: Done. And that is how we're gonna solve that problem if we don't get there on time.

Cristina: All right, that's fine.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So I guess mess things up. Too bad.

Jack: I f****** hate time travel. Always f*** something up.

Cristina: That's why I hate this plan. But if we have to.

Jack: If we have to, we have to. But like is. Oh my God. The problem is amount of s*** that just. Even if we don't interact with anything, I don't know what the f***. Anytime we time travel s*** hits a fan.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, it does. Like, I trust more the space time travel than the actual just time travel.

Jack: Yeah, me too. I hate time. I mean, that's why we've had this time machine. We haven't used this in like three years.

Cristina: Yeah, it's been quite a while.

Jack: It's been quite some time.

Cristina: But we gotta do what we gotta do.

Jack: I don't like any of this.

Cristina: No.

Jack: So much has been f***** in this week.

Cristina: Yes. It's been a bad week.

Jack: It's been a bad week. We haven't had a bad fear enough. It was overdue.

Cristina: And it wasn't our fault.

Jack: It wasn't our fault.

Cristina: So that's important.

Jack: That's good. That's a. That's a good turn of events. We're gonna get yelled at because they were under our care, but it wasn't our fault. We could be like. Well, some humans kind of f***** this one up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah, we followed the textbook this time.

Cristina: Doing what we were supposed to do.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So I don't, I don't like. This sucks. This week sucks. And if we have to use the time machine, this week sucks more.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Especially because then we got to figure out what, like, nothing got ruined. Whatever. No, something got ruined. We just don't know what it is yet.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We just gotta figure it out. We figured out. We gotta figure it out. We're gonna figure it out.

Cristina: We'll figure it out.

Jack: We gotta figure. We gotta.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And it's gonna suck. And like whatever turnout happens, if we have to use that time machine that sucks. We'll figure it out.

Cristina: Yes, it is what it is. Mm.

Jack: On the flip side, we never thought about this before.

Cristina: What?

Jack: We could just run a time travel simulation in the quantum computer that would tell us every possible outcome and know what's gonna go wrong.

Cristina: Ah, that's better. Okay, we do that. But that's only if it's not there.

Jack: Yeah. If we have to use a time machine, we could just run a quantum computation and find out.

Cristina: Good. Because we never use that either. This is a perfect solution. This is a perfect.

Jack: Last time we used was either to run the sense lacking experiment to test consciousness or the One time we were testing the Matrix by generating our own. One of those was the last time we used it. So we actually haven't used the quantum computer in longer than the time machine.

Cristina: Well. And we used it a little more. We used at least twice.

Jack: Yes. While the time machine was used for one instance.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which was to kill to get rid.

Cristina: Of some cat people.

Jack: Yeah. It wasn't to kill. It was to beat their accelerated rate of multiplication.

Cristina: That's a weird solution to a weird problem. But solved it, I guess. Cuz there's humans still.

Jack: Yeah, Yep, yep. I mean, that's way in the future. But so are a bunch of people who should have been in our timeline right now.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So whatever.

Cristina: I don't understand how that makes sense. That doesn't make sense.

Jack: No, it totally does. We send people every 10 year gap.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Into the future. Thus there's a new fresh set of people willing to reproduce in that timeline. But every 10 years a new group of people shows up. Then keep having new people and whatever. So in this 2, 300 year period, we sent people. While the decline of humanity begins around this time that we are in right now. We actually didn't predict the event back then that led to the cat people taking over, but we're actively experiencing that right now.

Cristina: Yes. I didn't realize that. Yeah, that's happening right now. Whoa.

Jack: It wasn't just a virus, was it? Phil is dead. Was that part of the problem? Was there some weather catastrophe as well that helped the extinction of humanity and then the overpopulation of cats maybe? S***. Did we cause the problem that I had to fix?

Cristina: Did we?

Jack: Oh, this is the f****** problem with time travel. This is why I don't want to use it. Because this.

Cristina: But you are fixing your own problem.

Jack: Well, I didn't f****** kill Phil.

Cristina: That's true. Your team's problem. Okay. You are fixing the problem.

Jack: Problem that the subhumans created by being stupid.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So Phil dying. And the weather literally becoming apocalyptic overnight.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: so Phil. Then we have this virus that seems to be some sort of alien. So we have this alien virus attacking and consistently changing itself genetically to adapt to us and be more harmful.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We have pollution problem happening. Just general pollution. We've exceeded a certain amount. We're talking. We're f****** choking our planet out. The giant meteor that's headed our way.

Cristina: There's most of the planets underwater.

Jack: Most of planets underwater is. There's a lot happening. I understand. Now it's very apparent what we didn't know back then that like this is the moment that it began. This is the decline. This is the beginning of the decline.

Cristina: Because Phil is dead.

Jack: And Phil. Well, not because Phil was dead, but that's one of the things that's adding to it.

Cristina: Yeah. A big thing.

Jack: Big thing. Big thing. Big thing.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Crazy. Crazy. And that also explains now Phil dies and we have this giant jump in temperature and a three part storm front of crazy winds on one side, frost snow on the other and crazy hails in another, all smashed next to each other.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But that didn't affect anything west. The reason fires have been happening over there is because Phil wasn't over there to stop it. And now we know he could only protect seemingly from halfway through the country all the way towards us.

Cristina: Yeah. But now he's gone.

Jack: Now he's gone.

Cristina: We lost our protection. Weird.

Jack: And the temperature jumped up immediately. Yeah, instantaneously. It jumped up. F***. Ton of degrees.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: From 15 to 50.

Cristina: So eventually we will burn. Like everyone.

Jack: We might be headed towards what people have been thinking was happening this entire time, except now it's actually happening because we killed Phil. Yay. So you guys are caught up. This is the wow. Disasters that we're dealing with right now. We are in. Yeah, Disaster week. Oh, I guess episode name right there. Disaster week. So, yeah, we're in cleanup mode. Emergency cleanup mode. Stop the world from ending. Emergency cleanup mode.

Cristina: Yes. And also some traveling crap we got to do.

Jack: Yeah, we got a. Hopefully Catherine helps us. Yes, hopefully. And we can solve a lot because we got new questions to answer and way more problems to solve.

Cristina: Way more. It just gets worse and worse.

Jack: Yes. And the possible investigation that we are partially the reason that humanity declined. And I had to fight that in the first place. So there's a lot of questions to answer.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Questions that we've ignored for years and years and years because we're like, oh, it's fine, it's done. Anyways. That catches you guys up. If you guys are interested in finding out more things of this nature and finding out about all these discussions that we've had that now we have to slowly piece together and fix.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You can find those episodes on the official website greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts and.

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Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe. That's very important. You'll be informed when new episodes arrive and rate and review the show and tell us what you think about it. And please Be with us in spirit and prayer, because s***'s hard.

Cristina: Is there a groundhog emoji? Send us some groundhog.

Jack: Send us a groundhog emoji.

Cristina: I don't know if that's a thing, but maybe, maybe. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. Depending. Regardless of whether actually. If you're in universe one or in universe three. It doesn't matter. Actually anybody who in heaven, there's no earth over there. But if somehow you're f****** hearing this and you understand what we're saying and you're in universe two, f*** it. Share it too.

Cristina: And if you're in four or five or six, if there's more.

Jack: Look, if there's more universes we don't know about, it's f****** great. Whatever. Share it. Tell people. Just probably.

Cristina: Maybe let us know how though, in the comments. They can't.

Jack: We wouldn't get their comment. They'd just put it in whatever version of this land in their universe.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We'll never see it, but that's fine. Do it anyways.

Cristina: Do it anyways. And this has been. Actually, it doesn't make sense because they'll be universe one to themselves. It's not like they'll have a number, though.

Jack: Yeah, they don't know where the f*** they are. Everybody's Universal Universe 1.

Cristina: Yeah. So that's not helpful at all. All right. This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. It doesn't matter what they said. Just I'm grabbing onto my hand.

Jack: Isn't that the fear of being a woman though? Being held by random strangers? That's just a thing guys do.

Cristina: Oh, yes. Don't touch me.

Jack: That's what I mean. That's just a thing that guys do.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They just go. And they touch women for whatever reason.

Cristina: Is it some weird like universe that men do that all the time to other men and it's normal.

Jack: Gay guys do it. Oh, guys do it regardless of to who they're doing it to.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, would you grab a strange girl's hand? I mean, not a strange girl, a guy. Would you grab another guy's hand?

Jack: No, but I'm not gay.

Cristina: Oh. It's just gay guys that grab hand.

Jack: Gay guys grab guy's hand regardless of straight or gay.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And guys, I'm. Yeah. Guys grab women. Straight guys grab women hands regardless of whether the woman is straight or gay or whether she wants it or not. And gay guys grab straight guy hands regardless of Whether they're straight or gay. And it's not just hand grabbing, it's touching and getting real close in proximity sort of invading personal space. There is a collective guy problem going on. It probably happens with women, but way less. Not to say that it's equal to rape. Rape wise, it's about 50. 50. It's just not discussed as often for women.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: But generally speaking, the violation of personal space. The problem is guys are way less sneaky than women.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so guys are just blatant and out there because they're like, society allows this from us. It's structured in such a way that what's a woman gonna do? The f*** she gonna do? Just f****** do nothing. She's gonna f****** back away and he's just gonna get closer.

Cristina: Yes. That is so gravy. Too.

Jack: F****** nothing's gonna happen to that guy. You can get scared, you can get off the train, he'll follow you for a bit, then you're going to go somewhere public and he's going to panic and leave and nothing's going to happen to him beyond that point.

Cristina: It's a horrible situation.

Jack: Yeah. And it's exactly how it plays out.

Cristina: It's not going to not be normal. That's so weird.

Jack: That's so f****** weird.

Cristina: Don't touch my hand.

Jack: And guys just do that s***. Just random guys. I don't understand what the mentality behind it is though. It is weird as f***.

Cristina: I don't know. Like, it's not romantic, is it?

Jack: No. I think, look, I think part of the problem is f****** pornography fried people's brains.

Cristina: You think people are following that?

Jack: Yes. Let's picture this. Plumber shows up at your door, he's about to fix your pipes and then he just gets too close and you decide, okay, time to f***. That's p***.

Cristina: Yeah, but she obviously wants him though. Like she's not like, oh, get away from me.

Jack: Yeah. It doesn't change the fact that guys have no idea how to read those differences. Guys are f****** stupid.

Cristina: Oh, okay. If he's in p***, she's very into it. She probably is the one that is like instigated.

Jack: Yeah. Cuz that's the guy's fantasy. She just wants to f*** me.

Cristina: Yeah, well, wait for that woman.

Jack: On the flip side, there's also such a thing as rape fantasies. Oh, that's problematic. There's also the fact that guys want to be the one to pursue. Yes, it's great to be pursued. But some guys want to dominate as well. They just like the, I, I succeeded at this myself. I accomplished a thing. She didn't want me. I made her want me. Now she does want me. That's so mentality.

Cristina: I don't know. That's kind of wrong, but. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister, with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 160: Edgy for Giggles

What is the cause of all the censorship in America today? What is cancel culture after? Why does blue hair make people extremely sensitive? Why are there so many creeps in the United States? The duo deep dive into cancel culture and why they’ve not canceled the corruptions that will side with them to stay safe.

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • The Meaning of Words
  • Context
  • Sensitive Lefties
  • Spotify and Joe Rogan
  • Cuties
  • Pedo U.S.A.
  • Terrorist Countries
  • U.S.A. Invading Everyone
  • Scared of Bats
  • News Media Manipulation
  • Coward People
  • January 6th
  • Learn to Learn
  • Mars
  • Cockroach People

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified. Notified. Second, new episodes are released.

Jack: Yes. Be sure to hit that mother flipping we're PG now mother flipping button so you can get that God darn notification the second that mother effing.

Cristina: Is that PG still?

Jack: If you Mother effing? I don't know. Is it pg? I didn't say the bad word.

Cristina: Yeah, but wouldn't they know what that is?

Jack: Don't they know what I.

Cristina: What is? Mother flipping?

Jack: Yeah, like, obviously something else is meant to go there.

Cristina: Doesn't sound like it sounds like gibberish.

Jack: It does you. You know the movies of like the 90s and early 2000s, when they would, like, put it on TV to protect the children. We gotta make them say something so they like, dub over it some other s*** and just dumb sentences.

Cristina: I wish that was still going on. That makes no sense. Like, the kids are gonna be very slow. I don't know.

Jack: Did I fail just because I said right off the bat, should I said the R word?

Cristina: What's the R word? Oh, retarded. So for some reason I saw a post about that and I thought they were talking about rape or retarded. I was very confused about what retarded was. I mean, what the R word was. I wasn't sure. Yeah, like, okay, so it's retarded.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you saw the. The Twitter post?

Cristina: Yeah. And I. I wasn't sure. Like, I was thinking, is it retarded?

Jack: Yeah, I saw that too. That's what I was wondering. Like, okay, obviously that post is talking about the fact that we like. Okay, so the response from our end was we always use that word. Which is true, because it took all of a minute to get to retarded. Yeah, they were apologizing for having said it once.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: To make a point. But we totally drop it left and right, like, Well, I do.

Cristina: At least I'm not dropping anything.

Jack: You just did. You totally just said retarded.

Cristina: No, I didn't.

Jack: But here's the problem, dude. If somebody's getting offended by me saying the word retarded, like, you're adding a meaning to it that I'm not. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening here. You're getting offended by something that I am not saying because I am not referring to any type of person. I specifically think that's a dumb way to use that word. And incorrect because it doesn't mean that.

Cristina: All words are dumb. You can't tell what anything means. It's like you're just assuming what the meaning is.

Jack: Yeah, you're assuming. The problem is they're assuming what. It's so complicated. Right. Because the problem lands in that people are telling. Like you said something and I have a meaning for what you said even if you don't have the same meaning for what you said.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Well, I feel a certain way about what you said, so I'm offended. Even if you don't mean what I'm receiving and even if you clarify it. Well, you shouldn't have said it in the first place. Wait, but you don't mean the thing that I think.

Cristina: How would I have known you would have felt that way?

Jack: Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. It makes absolutely no sense for somebody to be that furious about something. Like, I do not mean somebody mentally handicapped and I do not mean somebody mentally retarded. When I say gay. I am not talking about a homosexual.

Cristina: You know, what are you talking about?

Jack: I'm talking about something that's whack.

Cristina: Whack.

Jack: Something's lame.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Something's retarded.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To me, retarded and gay mean the same thing. Which is neither mentally challenged or homosexual.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or queer by any standards.

Cristina: No, I understand how, like a commercial trying to get people to stop saying gay for some reason.

Jack: Like, saw a commercial, I feel like.

Cristina: I remember a commercial and they're like. Because it's somehow. You're not supposed to say. I guess it was a long time ago. Maybe my memory is wrong. I don't know, but I feel like there was a commercial trying to get kids to not say gay.

Jack: I don't remember that, but it's probably a thing.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, look, you can't just tell me what I can and cannot say. That's stupid. That's retarded.

Cristina: That's retarded.

Jack: That's pretty gay.

Cristina: That's pretty gay.

Jack: And not d*** sucking. No, d*** sucking's alright. If you like sucking d***, go suck some d***. That's cool.

Cristina: I don't think it's not.

Jack: That's homosexual.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I mean, unless you're a chick who's sucking the kick doesn't specify. I guess you could suck d*** in either direction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You'd be straight and suck d***. In theory, yeah. Factually, all things considered. Yeah.

Cristina: You could be whatever. I don't know.

Jack: You could be scenario. Right. You could be a straight guy who sucks a d***.

Cristina: I wonder what, like out of curiosity.

Jack: No. Somebody's got a gun to your head and it's a survival move.

Cristina: Of course.

Jack: You see? Solved. Anything. Anything that. That. That scenario applies to any. You could justify anything.

Cristina: Do you think there's ever been a straight guy who's just curious, though?

Jack: Straight guy who's just curious? Yes. I specifically do believe and know the usual way it goes is some particularly effeminate guys who have female tendencies. And then people are like, oh, you're probably. And then people are like, oh, you're probably. And it's like it gets in their head and they're like that should I find out? And so they try and they find, no, I'm just effeminate. Thick isn't my thing.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So yeah, I know people who've experienced that.

Cristina: That they confused piece of other people.

Jack: Yes. Even if they weren't interested. Like, s***, I guess I have all the behavior. Maybe I'm the one up. And then they go and try and.

Cristina: People'S words are confusing people words are confusing.

Jack: People are idiots. People want to choose. And it's just the left, dude. It's not Democrats. No, no. It's not liberals and it's not progressives. It's the f******. Specifically that f****** sociological problem. The left. The left, yes. Sensitive snowflakey b******. Because progressives, you got all the logic. Let's move forward with technology that makes perfect sense. Let's advance society as a whole. That makes sense.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Democrats. Yeah. Dude, we kind of can't just have elites running the show. That's f*****. We've seen how that looks in every other country. It's pretty bad. Fine. Great. Totally fine. Great. And what's the other one? We got liberals. Yeah. F***. F******. Let the individual be do, do and be who they want to be. Makes perfect sense. Okay. It's the leftist mentality of we get to censor because emotions matter more. It's like that's the conflict between the left and liberals. Right. Liberals are like the individual. It's like, well, no. Well, you can't. Well, what about that individual? It's like, yeah, but if I have to worry about them, then I lose in turn. It makes no sense. Is what example again, liberals versus leftists. The leftists are the one trying to suppress while liberals stand for the individual's rights.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's like, let's not constrict things. Let people be who they want to be. If they want to be gay, if they want to be straight, if they want to f*** each other, if they want to f****** hook, if they want to be strippers, if they want to prostitute, do all the drugs.

Cristina: Be overweight.

Jack: They want to be overweight. Whatever. Don't judge a person. While leftists do nothing but judge and they want to force their judgments on other people. So you end up with a leftist that's saying you can't say the thing because that person's emotions. But it's like then you're telling me that the way I am is wrong and that hurts my emotions. Your logic is f****** flawed.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. Because you're not caring about the person.

Jack: No, you're caring that you're caring about the people who already agree with you. You're not caring about anybody except your confirmation bias bubble.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which is the problem with rightism as well.

Cristina: Rightism?

Jack: Yeah, people on the right, right wing people. It's the same thing the other way again. Republicans, nothing is wrong with that. We cannot have people unanimously decide and most of them are under educated morons. The same way they can't just have elites run it because then they'll brainwash, under educate and abuse everybody. You can also not have people just vote their way. And because the minority gets f****** shafted in every turn.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay. So Republicans make total sense. Conservatives. Yes. We cannot lose tradition or we lose who we are. It makes sense to balance moving forward with retaining the things that make us us simultaneously.

Cristina: That sounds beautiful.

Jack: Progressives and conservatives make sense. Republicans and Democrats make sense. Liberals actually exist on both sides. In fact, most liberals tend to be Republican. Although for whatever reason the leftists, Democrats and you know how they get bunched up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: For whatever reason they get thrown over there. And I don't know why. Because liberal ideology began on the Republican side. Actually, not the Republican side. The conservative side of have less government. Oh, that was a left. That was a right ideology.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Of like. No, we want to be not pressured by the f***. We want to be free.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Freedom above all. Freedom to just.

Cristina: Both sides are cool with that.

Jack: Yes. But the leftism on both ends is totally different. Not the leftism. The liberalism on both sides is different. Yeah, Liberalism on the right. The right means you are not being forced by the government to do anything. Less government is liberalism on the left. Similar to conservatism, which is, I guess conservative is really about tradition versus government. It's not really government base. While the liberals of the left Believe a person should be able to be whoever the f*** they want to be. You got to assume that liberalism on the right comes with conservatism and they're sort of related in that, well, you can't be gay. That's not a conservative ideology. You shouldn't do that. The liberal on the right. Yeah, you shouldn't do that. That's wrong. Okay, but the government shouldn't force a law down your throat either.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Liberals on the left are saying if the government can force a rule that protects you, then they should, so you could be whoever the f*** you want to be. There's total difference there. The left in blue says, we don't give a s*** what the government does. Just let me be me. Liberals on the right are. No, f*** the government. Just keep them out of my business. Just keep them out of my business.

Cristina: Okay? What, so there's two liberal groups?

Jack: Yeah, technically liberals are from all. It's the only problem is the leftists that f****** heavy. But the right do the same s***. They judge hard. They judge everybody.

Cristina: But they're not canceling everyone, are they?

Jack: No, the right isn't canceling anybody because the right also believes in being thick skinned. I should be able to attack you the same way you can attack me.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: The left is. They say the left twice while the rights are the ones that I just said. And the left is just Please don't say those words. Yeah. Oh my God. My feelings science, but my feelings science by my.

Cristina: That's very weird because they don't actually.

Jack: Support science either because based on some.

Cristina: Of these studies, if it works for me.

Jack: No, the problem is, for example, think of that study, right, with the. Which look, if you, if you listen to show regular. And you're hearing this again, I'm sorry, like it is what it is, you know. But think of the studies that they made about the women who get raped and the soldiers from war, from the, the early wars. What is it? The people from before the 90s and the people from after the 90s and the people who experienced the women who experienced, quote, rape and men who experienced going to war before PTSD was called PTSD and before there was any research on it. When studied without being told what the study is for, they were told that psychological evaluation. So they go in, they get these tests done. The older crowd, before PTSD became a popular term. So that group of people now, even after they found out about it, but they were already like 40 and 50 years old by the time that they ever heard the term the first time Those people had no signs. No signs of. On average, yes. Some here and there, but we can assume margin for error. The majority, like 90% of them had nothing going on.

Cristina: No trauma.

Jack: No trauma because the women of that time were told, well, you just do whatever f*** your husband says. That's what marriage is. They were. It was programmed into their heads, like, okay, yeah, that makes sense. I was raised that way. My mother went through. Yeah, whatever. And they were fine. Same thing with the guys. Oh. You go to war, s*** happens. F***. You see crazy s***, and then you come back and you live your life. Yes. Here and there, somebody's messed up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But on average, that entire crowd that didn't have PTSD as something to lean on was fine. No problems. They run their lives totally fine. Not need medication, no therapy, no nothing. Just living life successfully. Low rates of suicide. Just normal people. And then you enter the era immediately after PTSD becomes very big. And people talk about it a lot.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And what do you have when you run the same study on those people? All have depression. Almost all. It was, like, really excessive. It was like 98% or something. All had depression, PTSD, all on medications, could barely function and were triggered by mad s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Meaning what you believe is stronger than anything. And if you're believing, you have a victim mentality and they're hurting me and these words hurt me, and I'm getting offended. Well, you're gonna get offended. You're gonna get hurt. You're gonna be a victim.

Cristina: The world's complicated. I think trigger. Also that. I think I heard that. That word triggers.

Jack: You've associated tension with that word.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you expect to be triggered even if nothing triggering is said.

Cristina: Yeah. Like if you saw the same thing without the word trigger or heard you, you'd have been fine. Whatever.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's so crazy.

Jack: It's weird, right? It's psychology. So these people who feel the need to force everybody else to do s***, that confirmation bias bubble that they're trying to bend everybody into. Nah, man. None of that is real. That's all in your head. That's why everybody else is f****** fine except you. That's it. They're the ones freaking the f*** out. Everybody else is fine except that f****** group of people.

Cristina: Yes, but they're very loud.

Jack: But they're very loud. But it doesn't do anything. It's like when they went against Netflix and f****** Lost and Spotify and Spotify and f****** Lost. Or when they f****** freaked the f*** out on the Internet at us. And it's like okay, sweet, bro. Like, what are you gonna do? 1. You can't cancel self sustaining people. Second. Your emotions don't matter to me. Yeah, you're garbage. I do not bend for somebody's emotions when reason is lacking. And the simple logic being if your emotions are hurt and I have to bend who I am to your emotions and my emotions are hurt, that s*** does not make sense. No, because we ended exactly where we were. Except now you're happy. The f***?

Cristina: But if I is just thinking about the money though, right? They're not thinking of like, my emotions versus your emotions.

Jack: Oh, I don't know.

Cristina: Maybe it's just.

Jack: Maybe they're making us.

Cristina: Making us money.

Jack: Maybe they're making a principled stand. I don't know.

Cristina: Maybe. I don't know.

Jack: Netflix made a principled stand.

Cristina: A musician that went against Joe Rogan. Or like, he's saying if you don't put down his.

Jack: Oh, yeah, that's everywhere today. You saw that?

Cristina: Yeah, I think they're not gonna listen to that. Of course. They just gonna take away his music.

Jack: What's that? A couple of days ago he said that. Been reading about it all f****** day. Just seeing that s*** everywhere. I'm like, how the h*** did I miss this? But like, they don't give a s***. Spotify give a crap.

Cristina: They don't. I don't think so.

Jack: It's ridiculous.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: But it's like, you can't just bend to every. Because once, if, let's say they do get Spotify to bend, right? Well, now they expect you to do it every time. They don't like something.

Cristina: That's the problem. That's the start.

Jack: That's the problem.

Cristina: You can't.

Jack: You can't set that precedent. Netflix is like, we are not f****** with this. We are not taking s*** down for you. And they stuck to their guns. I like that. They stuck to the guns. Even for the cuties thing.

Cristina: The cutie thing. Oh, okay.

Jack: And the cuties thing is a weird one, bro.

Cristina: It's a weird one because it's like, that's America versus everybody.

Jack: That's America versus everybody. Because the world was like, what the f*** is wrong with these a*******? They think this is sexual. It's like, yes, everybody in this country is a f****** pedo, bro. Yeah, that's crazy. We all looked at a thing of little girls doing acrobatics and nobody thought, oh, wow, they're talented. Not one. All of the United States in tandem said, wow. Sex and girls who are underage. It's like, why is that what came to your f****** mind? They were like, wow, these are athletes. They can. They perform, they dance, they sing, they. These are talented women. And the United States had to be that one f*** nut, the weirdo. Yeah. That was like. But sex say, bro, they're minors. What the h*** is wrong with you? Yes. They need to take it down. Exactly. They're minor sex. It's like, why did your mind be. Nobody said s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everybody was like, wow, interesting. A bunch of talent. And the United States was like, nah, nah, nah.

Cristina: They're dancing too sexy.

Jack: Yeah. You know they saw sex.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They didn't hear anybody else said it. No, they did. The Americans saw sex when they looked at little girls. And then they want to blame it on somebody else because they felt a little guilty. That's all it really is. That's all it really is. They. They found out s***. Not one part of this described sex. But that's where my mind went. So I got to blame f****** them for triggering me.

Cristina: That's sad. That is pretty much what happens.

Jack: They triggered my sex once while looking at little girls. Which also comes back to the fact that f****** Americans are obsessed with Japanese p*** of like schoolgirls, which comes from anime. That also forces that down people's throats. Of f****** big b*** anime girls.

Cristina: Yes. Yeah. So high school girls with big b****.

Jack: It wasn't like that before.

Cristina: Once upon a time, the girls didn't have big b****.

Jack: You can't fact you can trace back to the older animes before it became popular in the West. And just think of the animes. Think of the Yu Yu Hakusho that got made before it was popular, then got dubbed later and brought over.

Cristina: Like Sailor Moon. They're flat chested.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. That got brought over.

Cristina: Inuasha.

Jack: Inuyasha. They got brought over. No. After anime became popular in the west, the b**** on these high schoolers got huge.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's traceable.

Cristina: Maybe they started eating our fast food.

Jack: No. They were looking at our overgrown girls and being like, well, they like that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Do you see the problem? That's Americans being sexual as f*** to girls. Little girls. Americans are the same people who will go to the same Catholic church where a guy f***** a kid and be like, never happened. Where was this one? Even if the other 300 you heard about, you're like, there's only one here. It's like they just didn't get caught yet. Yeah, they just didn't get caught. They're doing it. There's too many for you. To really sit back and be like, nah. But the others are fine. Just like 3000 of these m************ in just a year. There's no way you really believe the rest of these guys aren't f****** your kids when you're not looking. But we, you know, we love to let it happen.

Cristina: We love to let it happen.

Jack: Will I fantasize about f****** little girls that I see in the f****** anime? I love that. I get my girlfriend, she does cosplay and she dresses up like that big b*** high schooler and that while she's in that outfit, man. So badass. And I got that fantasy where I'm the teacher and you're the student because that's not f***** up in every possible way.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And you know, you get naughty and then I hit you with the rule because that's f****** sexy. And it's like, bro, it's so wrong. The United States is just a country of terroristic pedos.

Cristina: That's what it is.

Jack: That's what it is. It's. Look, the rest of world sees us as a crime country.

Cristina: We are. Yeah.

Jack: We're a giant criminal syndicate.

Cristina: Yeah. Or not the only ones.

Jack: No, they're a couple. They're a couple. But we are the most pronounced criminal syndicate that happens to be a country.

Cristina: Because, like, South America's there. They're not.

Jack: They're not saints. No, they're. They're not saints.

Cristina: They're our brothers.

Jack: They're. There's a lot of countries on there. Yeah, there's a lot of countries on. Well, United States, I mean.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, why are we the only.

Cristina: Ones that call ourselves American if they're American? Also, I like, we're on America. They're on America. South America, I guess.

Jack: It wasn't called America yet. None of the continents were called America yet.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Americans were the first to call it America. Yeah. Then we're like, oh, the continent's America. If you're on this dirt, it's America. Ah, okay. Again, I thought it was just people in the country. I don't know. People. They're technically American too, but.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't know how it plays out.

Cristina: Like, you're all. This is a huge group of Americans.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You think of all the countries.

Jack: I wonder if, like, Canada has. Canada's real. Really? It's weird that they're so similar and so different. Right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because like, they're not a f****** pedo terrorist country. That's like way, way United States territory.

Cristina: Pedos. Yes.

Jack: Terrorist. Pedos.

Cristina: Oh, terrorists, like Russia is a bunch.

Jack: Of terrorist human traffic out the f****** a**.

Cristina: I bet they eat people. Maybe.

Jack: I don't f******. F****** Germany does. I don't f****** know. It's weird. There's weird s*** out there. But they got consent cannibalism. That's weird.

Cristina: That's. Yeah.

Jack: I'll never forget that episode. Consent cannibalism. You guys heard that? We had an episode where that just got dropped in there. Don't know which one. Go look for it.

Cristina: It's somewhere about cannibalism. I'm pretty sure the whole episode was about it.

Jack: Really. It was. It was like Thanksgiving cannibalism or something.

Cristina: Yes, I think so. And then we just somehow. I don't even know how. Okay, so.

Jack: Ok, means you could probably just find that episode through the name if you're curious about it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But no, it's f*****, man. There are a couple of terrorist countries though. Like Russia is definitely a terrorist country. Germany was the leading terrorist country, but is now just good guys. Cuba, pretty heavy terror. Well, it's not. They don't f****** invade people. They're not terrorists. They are terrorizers of their own people.

Cristina: Of their own people.

Jack: They're domestic terrorists. But I mean like people who terrorize other people. United States for sure. Russia, China.

Cristina: Yes, China.

Jack: Middle Eastern countries.

Cristina: Korea counts. I don't know.

Jack: North Korea doesn't invade people.

Cristina: No, but.

Jack: And that kid is trying his best to fix a s***** situation.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess. But I was thinking like people coming into the country or people trying to get out. But that doesn't count.

Jack: That doesn't count. Doesn't count. They have to be actively mobilizing and stepping on other people's dirt and then attacking those people. Yeah, no, and we do that all the time.

Cristina: So it's us, Russia.

Jack: Yeah. Isn't in fact the news this week that we are about to go terrorize the terrorists that are terrorizing the f******. Like we're just finding we're going to war. We're going to another one.

Cristina: Protecting Ukraine. Okay. Because Russia keeps on being weird.

Jack: Russia keeps on keeping on.

Cristina: They keep being weird. Being weird how? Helping. What's that other country? Taiwan.

Jack: Because they have no resources for us. We only help when it's beneficial.

Cristina: That's so.

Jack: And they're not white.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Ukrainians are white. They're light skinned.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Oh.

Cristina: That's what they have.

Jack: Taiwanese aren't f****** white. F*** them.

Cristina: They have to have something. Like China wants something from them. They got some resource there.

Jack: Yeah, but the Chinese are Asian too. They're like they're other people. We don't consider the Taiwanese people because they got nothing for us. Oh, my God, that's a lot American logic right there. Okay, we won't attack them. They got nothing. They have way better chance than somebody like Iran. And we're like, no, we're attacking the s*** out of Iran. There's such a danger. It's like there's nothing there but dirt. Yeah, but the oil. I mean, danger.

Cristina: The danger.

Jack: The danger. So what? What danger? We have nukes and tanks.

Cristina: They travel. They hide. They hide very well.

Jack: They got caves. That's horrifying.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What? Yeah, they hide in caves like bats. Aren't you scared of bats?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How scary. Ooh, bats. Like. Oh, s***, you're kind of right. I am scared of bats. They hide in caves. You serious?

Cristina: Are they like monks just meditating in those caves?

Jack: No, they're running from our bombs.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: They ran there to survive. That's where the Taliban was hiding until we disappeared. And they were like, wait, they're gone.

Cristina: I guess country now.

Jack: I guess Iraq is another terrorist country. Yeah. Oh, United States, Russia, China.

Cristina: The one that we just left. Because that doesn't count because we made it.

Jack: No, it's still a terrorist country. It's a whole country run by terrorists.

Cristina: But they're not going out of that country. I thought that was part of it. Who are they terrorizing?

Jack: Fair. Hold up. Oh, no. Because also 911 was probably our own doing. Which goes to say what the war on terrorism should have been aimed at ourselves. We were just blaming other people for s*** we did.

Cristina: We're the biggest terrorists.

Jack: We're the biggest terrorists because we mind f*** our own population too. I'm sure Russia does that too. And China does it too. Manipulating news and s*** all the time.

Cristina: And we get to know about that, of course, because it's not us.

Jack: Yes, but our. No, our media sources are legitimate.

Cristina: Who knows? When you go over there, they're like, look at what America does to their people.

Jack: Yo, they probably got the craziest videos that just get completely removed off of our Internet. Just like the President walking outside with a gun and like popping three in the head and being like, I'm Biden. And they just show us Sleepy Joe. You know, I just kind of, sort of, kind of here, whatever. The second those cameras are off, that guy goes, pops, like five people. It's like, I'm America, I'm the country. Meanwhile, they got caught on video, but it never makes it on our Internet. Just gets wiped out instantly. But China got A hold of it because the Internet is global and they were just like, boom. Downloaded on our. And they can't take it off of our side. And then we go over there, we're just hanging out, talking with a politician. They're like, oh, you don't know what happens over there. Here, look at my laptop. The video of Biden just flat out shooting three people.

Cristina: There's no proof of any of it.

Jack: That's crazy how the world works, man. We're just cool with it.

Cristina: What can you do?

Jack: Yeah, what the f***? That's real. Like, that's real. In the case of the kids and the churches stop going definitely in mass.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: On the flip side, if people weren't cowards, it would be way easy to fix any problem. Problem is people are individually scared.

Cristina: The people in Canada are doing it right. They're burning the church.

Jack: Burning the churches. We wouldn't do that because we're a bunch of cowardice b****** and want to say, oh, no, God's not evil by any means. His church is your sacred place. That f*** kids. But the problem is people are individually scared for their own lives.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they wouldn't. This is selfish country. We're not friends in France. People don't give a s*** about their life. They're like, the country must go first. They are true patriots. We pretend patriotism.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They are actually patriots. They will put their life on the line for their beliefs. We'll be like, how horrible that the kids are getting raped and am I f****** torching a church?

Cristina: No, I recording it.

Jack: How many priests have I shot? Not one.

Cristina: No.

Jack: So, like, I'm squeaky clean. But also, those kids are still getting f*****. And that's equally spread across our country. We're just like, yeah, you know, it's happening. What are we gonna do about it?

Cristina: Record it.

Jack: We're gonna aim it. Yeah, we're gonna record it. And that'll solve everything.

Cristina: Yeah. Someone will eventually do something right.

Jack: This. Well, put it on the Internet and the person who isn't scared for their life is gonna come and do something about it.

Cristina: Yeah, Eventually.

Jack: Right, Done.

Cristina: That's it.

Jack: That's the solution right there.

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: I think doesn't work.

Cristina: No, of course that. But that's what they're thinking.

Jack: Think of the George Floyd. This country's too smart, that f****** leaders are overpowered. People are idiots. The whole George Floyd thing, that had so much potential. Yes, a person died, and that sucks. But that led to the opportunity that. It was everywhere. Everybody saw it. That's an Opportunity. Yes, exactly. It's an opportunity to fix the problem. So the people actually mobilized and decided, we're gonna f****** change this country. But you're playing f****** checkers and these guys are playing like Super 8D chess. And they said everything is taboo, right? Everything is wrong. Everything is terrible. Yeah, everything is f*****. It's like think of where it began. It began at the slave traders and the racist military men. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're totally f****** right. That's where it began. And you know what? There's statues of that everywhere. You take down those statues, the ideology stops spreading. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's take down the statues. As soon as they did, the problem disappeared. No, it didn't. They just stopped fighting because they thought the problem disappeared. The country is smarter than the people in the country.

Cristina: The country.

Jack: Yeah. The leaders. Oh, God, they will f****** scramble your brain so easily. Now where's all the fighting? Now where's all the protests? Volume turned way the f*** back down?

Cristina: No, I just see signs every once in a while.

Jack: You see what signs?

Cristina: Signs? Yeah, you know, what is it?

Jack: B. Oh, Black lives matter.

Cristina: Yeah. Just the initials.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Does that count?

Jack: They beat the people and they didn't have to do s***. They beat the people with their minds.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: Well, that's. That's. It's crazy easy to do that when you purposely under educate everybody. Nobody knows how to critical think, so you can guide their attention.

Cristina: This is perfect crime.

Jack: This is perfect crime. Well, I made sure they grew up stupid so that if this moment ever came, I could easily divert them. Took them less than a year to stop the f****** problem.

Cristina: Yeah, he's all the smart. I mean, all the ones that they want to be where they're at are going to school for that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, we made sure to redline long ago so your neighborhood couldn't even afford good education. And all the people who already think like us, they get all the education.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then they rise up to power. And they already came from racist neighborhoods, but those racist neighborhoods had the wealth and red lining. Your district sucks, bro. Your district is garbage. Gets way less money. So you get no education because your district is garbage. Our district. Oh, we're all rich. Our school. Oh, s***. Our tax dollars pay the f*** out of that. Our kids go to that school, they leave. F****** geniuses. Then they become politicians and f*** your life up.

Cristina: More.

Jack: More. Oh, f*** your life. You decided one day to rise up, bro. We got all the education. What are you gonna do, f****** scream at us? Gonna march a little? Yeah, I got Guns. I'm gonna pop you like 10 times just for marching. Which happened a couple of times.

Cristina: It happened. A few times did happen.

Jack: And they're like, oh, you wanna get more riled up? Watch how easy it is if I don't use force. And then, boom. Brainwash all of them. Let's take down the statues. Yeah, take those statues. Yeah, we're taking out the statues. Change is happening. The statues are coming down. Change is happening, bro.

Cristina: Did any police department change?

Jack: Nothing f****** change. We just ended up with January 6th like nothing f****** happened. They lost. Black Lives Matter movement failed the same way Martin Luther King failed. It's just a bunch of s*** failing because they under educate and then they f*** you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We need rich black people like f****** Jay Z to make a bunch of f****** schools and just put all the black people into schools. Educate them, teach them how to manage money, teach them civics. Stop. Just f******. I got a f****** mansion. F*** your mansion.

Cristina: Talking about has that plan.

Jack: Same thing. F****** come. Don't make a country in West Bubba. F***. Save your f****** grounds where you came from.

Cristina: He's doing that. I think he's making it in here.

Jack: He is. He should. That should be the goal. He should be taking little boys and girls into private school where they're gonna get taught economics, they're gonna get taught business management, they're gonna get taught civics.

Cristina: They'Re gonna get caught. Ta ta poly. Jesus, too.

Jack: Religion's a weird one because it's not critical thought. Nah, that's the kind of s*** that's gonna f*** up the message because you're gonna teach them to believe in something super, then it's gonna. F***. They're gonna lean on supernatural s*** when they can't find a solution instead of trying harder to get it. Mmm, that's problematic, I think. All these rich black people who talk about it was so f****** hard. Throw all your money over here. You living the life, my n****. Get that s*** out of there. You living that life.

Cristina: Help.

Jack: Help. You can't just be like, oh, it was hard when I was growing up. Well, you know, it was hard. Why the f*** are you in a mansion right now? Just buy a s***** house. You don't need a mansion.

Cristina: You don't.

Jack: You don't need a mansion. Just have the appropriate amount of space you need and not a bunch of. You don't need a f****** million dollar car. For what? You can get the same. You don't even drive. You just have to look at it. Somebody drives you everywhere. Yeah, so like, come on. Why do you have all this s***? People need to be educated. So that s*** like the black Lives Matter being easily derailed and then totally discarded and disappearing into the background, allowing for a bunch of morons on January 6th to make crazy moves to not be a thing that needs to. That f****** thing that happened is ridiculous.

Cristina: Thing from January 6th.

Jack: Oh, that's the insurrection.

Cristina: Yes. Now I. Yeah, now I remember for. When you first said it, I was very confused about it, but now I got.

Jack: This is insurrection. It's the fact that we easily distracted a bunch of people, but we didn't have the capacity to this. These guys aren't educated themselves. They're also idiots, but they just have enough more that we couldn't derail them. They went in privacy. They're like, oh, look, why we're gonna put it out there? If we could do this in secrecy and then come out. This is the f******. And the fact that they're white. Already gave them a crazy pass to get that close before anybody was like, oh, s***, I think it's dangerous. Oh, yeah, it might be dangerous. Should we stop them? Well, we'll wait. Wait and see what happens first.

Cristina: Crazy. Like, people probably brought in guns. I don't think anyone used any, but still, there was probably weapons in the White House.

Jack: It probably was like. No, there were different weapons, but, like, weapons who were civilian.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, s***. That's probably in there. Probably never told us.

Cristina: Yeah, but it was probably pretty crazy.

Jack: Probably caught a couple, too.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's f*****, man.

Cristina: It is. What?

Jack: I don't know, bro. S*** be cray cray and I don't understand. I don't f****** get it, man.

Cristina: How this country sounds great. It's not that great. It's that great. I don't know.

Jack: It's greatest country in the world.

Cristina: It's the greatest country.

Jack: With everything we've just said, it's the greatest. It's the greatest country in the world.

Cristina: It has to be.

Jack: I don't know. Your opportunity to do anything makes it that way. Makes it. It's. It's just knowledge. That's all it is. Realistically, if teachers were really just looking to educate rather than have summers off, because let's be real, that's like the majority of people leaning into it. Get summers off, do nothing. If it wasn't that. That's the motivation half the time, Even if your school is underfunded, all you have to do is get. Is teach somebody how to learn. Don't teach them material to learn. Teach them how to learn. A way to learn. Anything they ever encounter and the curiosity to want to know more about anything they ever encounter. You teach them that. You don't need any level of education. You don't need to be a great teacher because that made you a great teacher. You don't need to know s*** about anything. You don't need a f****** textbook in your hand. Your class could be nothing but that one thing, and that person will go and become the Lil Wayne of the world, the Jay Z of the. You get informed and you learn how to work with everything. And then you make your way. You find the people, you learn how to network. Not just, oh, I don't know that person, because that's some hood a** mentality. Don't trust him. How many people go to a seminar? I was actually having this conversation about that same problem. Seminars, seminars, seminars. Such a. No, Seminars are a good thing.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: People's approach to a seminar is a problem because part of hustle culture. Hustle, hustle culture, blah, blah, blah. They're part of hustle culture. And the idea is, if I'm not making money off of it and if I'm not getting paid to do it, I'm not gonna do it.

Cristina: They're not going to the seminar.

Jack: That applies to anything. So the conversation took place now. I don't need to say a name. It was just, you know, somebody I know, we're talking, and they were talking about going to a seminar. And I was like, oh, that's cool. Where is it? Slow or some s***? Yeah, you know, gonna go. It's a. What the h*** was it? Not business management. It was about business. Something about business.

Cristina: It's like business related.

Jack: Business related. Some seminar about business or whatever. F***. And he was like, yeah, I invite a bunch of people. Nobody ever comes. I'm like, what do you mean? Which I know, but I wasn't thinking about it in a moment. What the f*** do you mean? He's like, yeah, but people in general don't go to seminars. Yeah, it's kind of weird. I've been to many seminars in my life. I was a weird kid. I venture into places and check s*** out. Yeah, there aren't people in there. But like, that's weird because it's free information half the time. Some of them you got to pay for. But the person I was talking to doesn't pay for seminars. They just go to free ones. Anytime there's a free one, they sign up and they go, that's awesome. That's how you get information.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Yeah, you get the people who Made it tell you. And you don't have to accept 100% of their information. Yeah, all information is good information. And you take what matters.

Cristina: That sounds so fun. Okay.

Jack: Way logical.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just gather information, become smarter.

Cristina: You think more people should go though, too?

Jack: If you. If you get people curious to want to learn things like that, they will just go do. Because it's more information. I'll learn about the thing. It's free. It's more information. You got to get people excited to learn. But because teachers just want to have the f****** summer off, they're like one, two. You don't really give a s*** about teaching, bro. If you really gave a s*** about teaching, you wouldn't complain about f****** supplies for school.

Cristina: Just want the money. So they raised the kids that now just want the money. Yeah, they don't want it for free. The people who don't want to go to seminars want money.

Jack: Oh, yeah. But they're also never going to get the money because you didn't go to the seminar. Isn't that weird?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You got to go to the seminar to get the knowledge that allow you to do the thing that will get you the money. But you're not going to go to the seminar because the seminar is wasting your time, according to you, and you're not getting money from the seminar.

Cristina: It's a weird loop.

Jack: Yeah, you just box yourself because you don't think learning these things are useful. But all information is useful.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And so we had like, a pretty lengthy discussion about. The problem is people aren't taught to teach. Aren't taught to learn. You don't get taught to learn. You just get taught you all. Here's f****** numbers.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Here's English and here's some f****** science. It's great. Okay, good. You learned what's in a book. You memorize things.

Cristina: It's weird to blame the teachers, but the teachers were taught by teachers who taught by teachers.

Jack: Yeah. Nobody's taught how to critical think. So. Nobody works. Nobody thinks their way out of the box.

Cristina: Yeah. So like, how do you solve that?

Jack: That's a f****** problem. There's no solution to it, right?

Cristina: No. Because if you're being taught that already, how are you gonna break that cycle? Unless some random person, I guess, teaches you. Unless they're hearing you right now, I guess these teachers.

Jack: I went to the same schools. Why the f*** did I avoid 100% of the already worn down path and just actively live a life in which I do whatever the f*** I want, whenever the f*** I want, however the f*** I want in any way, with zero responsibilities or obligations. I made those choices. I got curious, informed myself. Nobody taught me how to learn.

Cristina: You just enjoyed learning.

Jack: I just enjoyed learning.

Cristina: I don't know. Because no one else seems to enjoy learning. Is that what's happening? I don't.

Jack: I must have. I don't know. It can't be inherent. I must have learned to like learning somehow.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And whatever triggered that. Yeah, whatever triggered that. That's what we need to give everybody else.

Cristina: Yeah. That has to be the way someone had to. Like, how would you have. Why would you be the only person that.

Jack: Right, exactly. It doesn't make any sense.

Jack: And like, for. I have friends who are the total opposite and, like, definitely have way more intellectual capacity and don't care about learning anything. You know exactly who I'm talking about, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. And like, doesn't give a s*** about learning the slightest shred of information if it's not gonna be applied in the moment. He only learns what is useful at the moment and that's it.

Cristina: He has all the information he needs. Yeah.

Jack: No, he doesn't have any information. He has all the reasoning.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he's a literal, on paper genius and has all the reasoning. He needs to use the bare minimum information to make anything f*** work. And so he just gets the bare minimum. Doesn't bother with the rest of it. It was like, hey, I need to ask you a question. Does. And then instantaneously found the solution because I gave him what he needed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He doesn't give a s*** about learning.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Never gave a f***. But he's cheating, obviously, because he's a f****** genius.

Cristina: He's a special case. That's unfair.

Jack: He's an actual genius. That's definitely an unfair situation. But I don't know, man. People need to be taught how to learn, and that does not happen.

Cristina: No.

Jack: In today's society.

Cristina: Yeah. Teach teachers how to have fun teaching, man.

Jack: Yeah. Especially when the. There's the teachers who just print out some pages, put it on your desk, and like, f****** shut up and do it. It's like, get out of the building, bro. Leave.

Cristina: Is that their fault? Is that what they're.

Jack: You're not even trying at that point.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: No, that's so far to the other side. No. Get the f*** out of the building. You are no longer allowed in here.

Cristina: That sounds like a lot of substitute teachers, dude.

Jack: Substitute teachers need to learn how to do their s*** too. I've had substitute teachers that are exciting.

Cristina: Yeah, I've had. Yeah.

Jack: And I'VE had substitute teachers that just give you a sheet. Shut the f*** up.

Cristina: It's like, two extremes, but that feels like those are the only two that there are.

Jack: Yeah. My favorite teacher was an English teacher and never taught me a f****** word of English because he would make sure to put. And he would always start with, like, Shakespeare put on the board.

Cristina: Okay, so he at least got you reading some books.

Jack: You never got to the book. Not a single time. He would put, like, some Shakespeare quote and just ask some really philosophic question about, like, what's the morality of the sentence? Or what is it? It's the English class. I don't know the f*** we're talking about lds. But he'll pose a question and wait. You got five minutes.

Cristina: If those questions were based on whatever story he was writing down on the board.

Jack: No, he was just off the top of his head.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: He was just asking something that trigger thought in everybody. And then he would be like, you got five minutes. First one to answer gets engaged or whatever. F***. And then that's a conversation that derails the class entirely. We don't get back to it. But the subject of the philosophy or the sociology or the psychology, that became the topic, then becomes the whole hour.

Cristina: How do you get tested in that type of class? Or there's no tests.

Jack: I don't know how he was buffing the system. I have no idea how he was working around that, because he wouldn't give a s***. I knew crap in that class all year, but I left knowing more than every other class because he taught me how to think.

Cristina: But there's no test.

Jack: No test. I never took one test.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: He was probably faking the numbers or something. But I left way smarter because he would just sit there and have conversations with us. He would let anything goes.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And he would let people cut in that class. They could cut their own class in that class. But if you're gonna sit in the back, guys, shut the f*** up. You can't disturb, or you got to get out.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And if you're gonna be in the front, you have to do the work.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Even if you're not in the class, you join the class. If you're gonna be in the front, you join the class. If you're gonna be in the back, shut the f*** up. And don't distract anybody. If you distract anybody, get out.

Cristina: That's crazy. Taking in kids that.

Jack: I mean, he prefers them be here than cause trouble.

Cristina: Yeah. Wow.

Jack: Just way rational teacher. Yeah. It was so weird and, like, abstract and, like, totally unconventional, but every single day, you leave no understanding. So many perspectives because people get sucked in little by little. Somebody who doesn't even want to talk and is in the back paying attention, their ear gets caught because of some topic. It's an hour long. You know, somebody's gonna say something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That catches your attention. They're like, oh, hold on, let me listen a couple. Five minutes of listening. You get up, you get to one of the chairs that's a little closer. Okay, this is interesting. Give or take 10 more minutes. Exactly. Give or take 10 minutes. Your hand is up. You're like, no, that. I don't agree with that. My hand is up. I'm. Nope. This is my say now. And before long, the whole class, even the people who don't belong in the class, are just discussing philosophy, psychology, sociology.

Cristina: Were you participating, like, every class that you had?

Jack: Yeah, I was pretty much derailing. I was. I was usually the guy who would immediately have an answer.

Cristina: Sometimes somebody else had. Every day.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. I had that class every day for six months.

Cristina: Well, it was a great class.

Jack: I never took one test. I never opened a single textbook. We had a textbook. Never touched it.

Cristina: No little books to read or whatever.

Jack: Nope, nope, nope. There was never more than a single sentence discussed throughout the entire class.

Cristina: That's crazy. That is so crazy.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: He's still a teacher.

Jack: I don't know. I know that everybody pass. And every single person who took that class to day. To this day, I consider some of the most intellectual people I've ever met.

Cristina: Can you still talk to them the way you could talk to in the class?

Jack: Actually, the only people I can talk to freely, the way I usually talk with, like you, outside of microphone or whatever, are the people who are in that class. They were enlightened in such a way that made them able to hear an opposing thought that they don't agree with or don't even believe in and can.

Cristina: Just handle it and not die inside.

Jack: Yeah, they understand. They're mature enough to understand different perspective without exploding.

Cristina: Some people come to you for that different perspective.

Jack: Yes. Well, that's different because I am a f****** nerd and I read everything and, like, yeah, for this we're having conversations and I'm telling them about my work and how we engage with, you know, extraterrestrials and do all our things or whatever it is we do. But that is all practical in a normal person's life. What that all that information that I've collected is practical in a normal person's Life. Because it's just more information.

Cristina: Yep. Why is it weird that when you're not working for the Illuminati, you're a life coach?

Jack: Kind of. Isn't that weird? I guess that is weird.

Cristina: There's two jobs. You wouldn't think.

Jack: But it isn't a job. Is this like, I'll get a text message and like, hey, I need, I need somebody to bounce some thoughts off of. And I know you're the right person because you're just gonna f******. You can be devil's advocate regardless of what side I'm coming from. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I need some perspective. And you are the guy who is unflinchingly on the opposition. Like. Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And so it's useful. A lot of I've within my circle become well known as that guy. The guy who stands nowhere and thus is great to put him in any side.

Cristina: Yes. That's awesome.

Jack: But that doesn't get taught.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And then we're left with a bunch of snow flaky, lefty, whiny b******. Male or female? I wasn't discussing gender. And if you thought female when I said that, oh, you got a low self esteem, buddy. If I said b****** and they just thought, oh my God, he's talking s*** about women. And I never said women because guys can be b******.

Cristina: Everyone's assuming everything about everyone.

Jack: Yes. And I'm sure throughout the course of this conversation they have assumed so much about what I'm saying at any given moment. But the problem is I don't give a f*** about anybody's opinion because I know what I mean. And that's what defuses the left. If I don't care, and I'm not scared of you, then what do you have? Yeah, if I'm scared that you're gonna cancel my career, you can slander my name. I slander my name. I'm a f****** killer. I've destroyed entire g****** planets. I've committed genocide. I've enslaved entire races. F*** with me.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Next f****** I'm gonna grab is all those blue haired b****** and put them on Mars. F****** run all the experiments.

Cristina: No reason to do that, but I can. Yeah.

Jack: And I have a f****** army to do it with me and. What army? The f****** subhumans. That army.

Cristina: That's a waste of time though.

Jack: But it's funny, can you imagine they just get put up there with Reptilians, that is.

Cristina: Oh, no.

Jack: Oh, some of the monsters we have. Oh, just some fat, overweight, blue haired Idiot who just keeps complaining about the word zed next to a f****** shape shifting reptile and a wet shot just waiting to rip its head off.

Cristina: We could just send one cockroach person to their houses.

Jack: We're not sending my wife over there.

Cristina: Is she the only one left?

Jack: That's the only one I've seen since I destroyed that planet.

Cristina: Oh crap.

Jack: I'm sure there were others out there. But why would they know to come to Earth?

Cristina: They're probably all dead. You mean like some that are outside.

Jack: In space when it blew up? Yeah, some. They were already venturing elsewhere.

Cristina: Oh crap. What are they gonna do? Maybe they just run away.

Jack: They probably got to Mars, saw s*** is not how they left it, and are like, let's just keep moving crap.

Cristina: So your wife is the only one though, as far as we can know.

Jack: Yeah. The only one left, as far as I know.

Cristina: Yeah. Whoa.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's f***** up. I apologize to her for destroying her entire race and committing the most exaggerated level of genocide ever known to a human kind or any life form as far as we know.

Cristina: Does she care? And does she eat trash?

Jack: No and yes.

Cristina: Okay. Just want to know what her diet's like.

Jack: Anything.

Cristina: Alright. Just whatever dead stuff.

Jack: Sometimes she just goes to Mars and eats whatever's just left when like a f****** somebody we're interrogating just dies. He's not going to have it. Yeah, whatever.

Cristina: That's horrifying. Would you watch that?

Jack: I have.

Cristina: It's hot. Scary. So scary.

Jack: Watch a giant cockroach eat like a dead reptilian. Oh, steamy night. So exciting. I can't wait to plug her like roach hole.

Cristina: Do cockroaches have holes? Like what does that look like?

Jack: For the purposes of this conversation and the fact that I haven't the slightest clue what the answer to that is, I must say she has a perfectly normal human like v*****. Except she's a giant cockroach.

Cristina: Ew, that's even worse.

Jack: I don't know, it somehow is, but I couldn't fathom what would really be there. So the answer to this question, and I'm officializing it as canon, is she has a human v*****. She has a human v*****.

Cristina: Why would there be a human?

Jack: But it's textured like a cockroach. So it's the same structure but made out of the exoskeleton.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So it's so it's not soft and moist, it's like rough and hard.

Cristina: Okay. So it doesn't look that alien. Yeah, because it Would be way more alien if it actually looked like a human.

Jack: Just like everything else is exoskeleton and then just skin.

Cristina: Yes, that would be disturbing, but okay. Human roach.

Jack: Yeah. So the solution here is we're going to capture the entire left, not the.

Cristina: We're not gonna fix the problem with China or Russia. Why let that happen?

Jack: Why? This has nothing to do with us. I'm just annoyed by the left. They're like, whatever. There's a bunch of terrorist countries. We're gonna f******, like, whatever. But, no.

Cristina: No. Ourselves.

Jack: Nah. Why?

Cristina: I guess stopping those women is stopping ourselves. That's part of the problem.

Jack: We're stopping annoyances.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. That's pretty much all I care about. She's like, f*** it. Let the f****** Russians take over. I don't care. It's, like, not my business. I don't care.

Cristina: It's not my business.

Jack: Yeah. It's not our jobs. Whatever we get. No matter what the f*** happens, we're okay.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We work for the Illuminati. What the f*** is Russia gonna do? You guys are in that country, and if I. If they so much as harm a hair on us, that country ceases to exist. Come on. So, like, we're fine. Russian decides, smack me. I will walk up to Vladimir Putin and be like, smack me once. Tell me if you still have a country tomorrow when f****** Illuminati rains down h*** on you. Just hit me once, just casually.

Cristina: But if he also works in the Illuminati, like, where is this? Really?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: How many people are we above? Like, we're not above the queen.

Jack: No. But she's way up there.

Jack: Queen's above us by miles.

Cristina: We're above many other leaders.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah.

Cristina: How many? All of them.

Jack: All of them except the Pope and the queen.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay, what about, like, billionaires? They don't count, do they?

Jack: Like, billionaires are b******. They do whatever f*** we want.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: How do the f*** you think we got Elon Musk to be so productive and already established several space colonies that didn't allow us to travel space so.

Cristina: Easily with our, I don't know, AR bodies or whatever's happening with that. What then? We have, like, bodies going into space that we're controlling from over here. Kind of like the Avatar movie. That's not happening yet.

Jack: I mean, I'm assuming that's the thing. But, like, we have subhumans. Why the f*** would we need that?

Cristina: I don't know. Just a few, what it looks like.

Jack: But no we travel up there all the time. We go to Mars regularly. It's not like a.

Cristina: But we're not traveling to the home.

Jack: To the great void. Yeah, yeah. But also like, we're sending a crap ton of subhumans that way.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So like, whatever. They'll come back with answers. But yeah, so we're gonna. I guess that's the plan now. Capture all the lefty snowflakes and just drop them off on Mars. There's nothing to interrogate.

Cristina: We couldn't.

Jack: Yes, we can just use them like goats in a Jurassic park, you know, you bring in the goat, you give it to the f******. To the raptor.

Cristina: What is the raptor in our. What are we giving them to?

Jack: To the creatures that we have trapped up there.

Cristina: Okay. Yes, yes.

Jack: So you just take all these f****** snowflakey jackasses, take them to Mars and just like feed them occasionally to one of these.

Cristina: What? Yes. That's the way to do it.

Jack: Yeah. They're live.

Cristina: Have we been feeding them? We must have been feeding them, though.

Jack: We have been feeding them.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You know, we've been feeding them subhumans. They volunteer. They volunteer. We say they need to eat. You guys are here. Who's doing it? And then they just like me. I'm the noble one right now. I am. I am the patriot. And then they just walk in. It's like, I'm ready. Simple.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: Also, I just remembered a piece of canon.

Cristina: What?

Jack: All the subhumans are women.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: We established that all the subhumans are women because the Chinese don't want their women.

Cristina: No, but then we brought it here, so there's got to be some men.

Jack: No, no, not as much. We didn't bring s*** here.

Cristina: I thought we did.

Jack: No, we didn't establish that.

Cristina: I thought we.

Jack: That's why we get them from China.

Cristina: Yes, I know.

Jack: We proposed a solution, but nobody applies it here.

Cristina: Oh, I thought we do. Really? We don't know.

Jack: We get. We clone people. We will sooner clone somebody than like f****** not abort.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: When we could just not abort and have more people.

Cristina: Oh, so it's just.

Jack: It's just China.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's why they're all women, which is a hundred percent triggering somebody.

Cristina: That wasn't our fault.

Jack: That wasn't our fault.

Cristina: China clone. I mean, abort their babies, their baby girls.

Jack: Yeah, I know that in a couple of days we are sending people because the day is coming. It's finally here. We've been waiting for this moment.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, the Problem is though, like, how do we know which groundhog is the groundhog God?

Jack: Because we went to the same. Went to the same. We're assuming it's Phil.

Cristina: Exactly. But there's like three groundhogs in that place where he's from that tell the weather. Yes. He's just one of them.

Jack: We have enough people to watch all of them.

Cristina: To watch all three of them.

Jack: We have millions, actually. Literally billions. We have literally billions.

Cristina: Okay. Because there's just three in that area.

Jack: We could just send five sub humans anywhere.

Cristina: But then there's like all over the country there's groundhogs that tell the weather and then there's even Canada who started.

Jack: I think they haven't just different animals and stuff. Like really, really. We're after this one. He's the one. We're assuming he's the one. And then we already checked the hole. Yes, Phil, and we already checked the hole that he comes out of and he's not there.

Cristina: No, because they don't put him there. They have him somewhere else. We don't go to that place where they have him.

Jack: I don't think the stories they tell people are true. Are. What is going on?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I think he lives in a mansion. He teleports there. Oh, through the hole.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: From wherever he's coming from.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What you think he teleports?

Jack: He's not there. And I don't think he. That they have him. We would have been told about that. People get told that.

Cristina: Yeah, people get told.

Jack: People get told that. But our people have not found that to be true.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So.

Cristina: Yeah, interesting.

Jack: Yes. Anywho, we are way out of time, way over time and yeah. So I hope you people are in agreement that these lefty retards, the blue haired cancel culture, are really gay. Are really gay, Very retarded, very retarded, very, very gay. Usually overweight. I don't know why that's a feature. That's just some s*** that happens, I guess. They spend so much time on the Internet just b******* that they don't like really get their exercise, which makes them great meat to give to the people on Mars and easier to identify in public too, so it's easier to capture them. Yeah, it's all, it's all works out. Anyways, I hope you guys agree that we should get rid of them and feed them to the Reptilians and other. And if you guys want to find out about other things that we've discussed here, you can find a bunch of that. The Groundhog. That's happening soon.

Cristina: The cannibalism.

Jack: Cannibalism. Go look at that something. Cannibalism. Thanksgiving. Cannibalism. Real cannibalism. This cannibalism is probably in the name.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And yeah. So you can find all that stuff at the official website. Great thoughts.info or on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: You can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok @justconvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review the show. Leave us a beautiful review with maybe a groundhog. No, not a groundhog. That was like the bare minimum of this. Put us a lefty snowflake. Put a snowflake. An arrow aiming left on a snowflake.

Cristina: Oh, nice.

Jack: Ooh, yeah. Make those emojis for this episode and.

Cristina: Let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes, word of mouth. Tell everybody that the purge of the blue haired snowflakes is coming and get ready to just see them disappear. Don't go out there and do anything. We're gonna do it. We're gonna get rid of all of them. All at the same time. Capture them. We're not gonna harm them.

Cristina: We're gonna be heroes.

Jack: We're gonna be heroes. Put them all in cages, take them all off of the planet. And it's just gonna get real quiet and happy. He's so quiet and happy.

Cristina: Peace on Earth.

Jack: It's gonna be Utopia. If we're gonna figure out at that moment that we were just all really annoyed that they were around, but as a planet and we were just gonna kill each other because these annoying retards who are totally gay.

Cristina: It's gonna be like 10 of them.

Jack: That's the craziest part. It's just like a couple of idiots. Yeah, it really is. There's not gonna be any. Just really, really loud few.

Cristina: Yeah, they just make multiple accounts and stuff.

Jack: They probably do. And then the problem is those people are so easy to troll. I get blocked by them all the time because I hate their sensitive emo nerves. They're like, oh, my God, my feelings. And it's like, well, if you can talk to me, if you want, we can have that conversation. You're gonna survive it, but we can have it.

Cristina: This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening by.

Jack: Why do we put the poop in the ground? That's like a baby poop wants to.

Cristina: Be in the ground.

Jack: Poo doesn't want to be in the ground.

Cristina: Yes, it does. Animals poop on the ground because they know that's where they want it wants to be. Nah, it's in nature.

Jack: And when a dog eats poo, it's like it's eating its puppy.

Cristina: Yes. That's. No. That's a slow dog, though.

Jack: Why is that a slow dog?

Cristina: Dogs should not be eating their poop.

Jack: Should they be eating their babies? Their puppies? That's not a slow dog.

Cristina: That's definitely a slow dog, too, I guess.

Jack: Okay, fair.

Cristina: Either case, it's. It's bad.

Jack: Baby eating is wrong.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: In either case.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Whether it's poo or fleshy.

Cristina: But poo should be on the ground.

Jack: No. You're making choices for poo without asking.

Cristina: Poo poo's body, you have to compare it to nature. And in nature.

Jack: Pooh'S body, poo's choice.

Cristina: In nature, poo enjoys being on the ground.

Jack: You don't know this.

Cristina: Yes. All the animals agree to it.

Jack: Yeah, but they didn't ask the poo.

Cristina: And how are you gonna talk to this poo?

Jack: Well, we need to invent poo communication technology.

Cristina: That sounds ridiculous. That sounds like a lot of work for nothing.

Jack: Poo needs rights, and we will fight for those rights.

Cristina: And what do we do once we have those rights? Once they have the rights.

Jack: Don't know what to tell you.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

JCP 6.01 HollowN9ne Network & The Megapocalypse

Fan-Favorite guest Dave ‘The Klone’, CEO of ‘The Hollow9ine Podcast Network’, joins Jack for their annual off the hinge, no holds-barred discussion about everything under the Sun. From fresh new Covid conspiracies to theories about what the vaccines will do to the human body in the long run and the road to acquiring X-Men style abilities.

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Topics Discussed

  • CNN/Fox and Covid: Same Graph, Different Narrative
  • Michael Keaton’s Great Acting
  • The Great Void Dyson Sphere Theory
  • JCP Rambling Lure
  • Michael Horn and BIlly
  • Early Internet Chatrooms and Forums
  • Smart Phones Mind Control
  • Golden Eye
  • Covid Alien Invasion
  • Vaccine Mutants
  • Horizon: Zero Dawn Story Theories
  • Assassins Creed Series
  • The Last of Us: Part 2 Morally Grey Area
  • The Matrix Resurrections Good or Bad?

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Rambling 159: Biden Stops the Holocaust

Is the Moon made of cheese? Is Biden worse than Hitler? Did Hitler even do anything wrong? What the hell is the Holocaust anyway? And why don’t we call it The Milking Way Galaxy instead? The Duo unpack the Second World War and the time-traveling that lead to it in the first place, along the way learning the truth about our galaxy and more. What we learn about Biden, Trump and Hitler in this episode will change how we all look at WWII!

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Topics Discussed

  • Things More Important than the Holocaust
  • What is Real?
  • Cheese Moon
  • Cosmic Cow
  • The Milking Way Galaxy
  • That Time Hitler Saved Earth
  • Hitler the Hero
  • The Third Rake and the Grass Cult
  • Hitler is Trump’s Fault
  • Is Biden Worse than Hitler?
  • Time Travel Paradoxes
  • Trump’s Time Travel
  • Cheese Gas

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to find yourself somebody very interesting to see. Sit next to while you enjoy the intricacies of this episode that's coming at you with supersonic speeds.

Cristina: Are you sure about that?

Jack: I am absolute. Can you imagine just stuck there the whole time? The whole time, just like. I'm not even aware. I'm like, can you. Whoever play anybody who already listens to an episode at half speed? That was the longest introduction they have ever heard.

Cristina: Who listens to it in half speed? What monster does that look?

Jack: I don't know who, but some people listen to it at two times speed. So I'm assuming there has to be at least one guy out there doing it at half.

Cristina: I might have done that before.

Jack: I don't know. This is, you know, two times as long, twice the awesome.

Cristina: Oh, I guess so. Yeah. I guess that works.

Jack: Unless you could only speed it up.

Cristina: Unless you can know. I bet there. There has to be a slowdown option. There has to.

Jack: But what value would that provide?

Cristina: I don't. If you can't understand what they're saying.

Jack: Maybe like if they already speak too fast.

Cristina: Yeah. To slow them down.

Jack: Interesting. There are moments that I believe maybe I speak absolutely too fast and it makes sense for somebody to slow the episode down so that they can catch the things that I'm saying more effectively.

Cristina: But then if they listen to me, they have to speed it back to normal.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So it's a. It's a game of back and forth.

Jack: Here's the problem we do. They have. If they're listening to this show, it has to be left alone. Right. Because if you go too fast, you cannot hear me.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if you go too slow, you never finish a sentence.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it just needs to. They need to take the hit. There's no solution unless you're ignoring one of us.

Cristina: Oh, they should do that. They should just play one once. Like play it twice. One speed fast and one slow.

Jack: Or. Or. And this will take a lot of work, but anybody who wants to do it, feel free. Where they take the episode and they duplicate it and then they slow one down and they speed the other one up and then merge the two conversations so that I'm in the slowed down version and you're in the sped up version to see if we're speaking more or less at the same speed.

Cristina: That is too much work. I don't know.

Jack: But if they wanted to have, like, a fully balanced out episode, that might be the way to go.

Cristina: Ye.

Jack: They want us to sound the same because we're definitely two savagely different energy levels.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, we are.

Jack: Which, fair enough, is sort of the taste people get. Right. Anybody who's in here for the long run, they've become adjusted to me essentially being some sort of maniacal maniac and you just being very tame and grounded. And they're here for it.

Cristina: They better be.

Jack: Yeah. In fact, they're. I would argue our audience is a little divided. Some people think I am particularly entertaining, and some people think you are particularly grounded, and they think I am holding you hostage.

Cristina: Holding me hostage? Mm.

Jack: Which is an interesting idea, right? That I would be holding you hostage because that means you don't want to be here.

Cristina: That's crazy. I feel like I'm the wrong person to hold hostage. You should be holding Dave hostage or something.

Jack: Dave. That'd be interesting.

Cristina: Why would it be me of all people?

Jack: Why not? You are quite the intellectual individual, and we sit here and have very profound conversations, and you have a knack for poking holes in things that don't make sense, forcing them to make sense again. We're here to ground humanity's most absurd and dangerous, baffling ideas.

Cristina: That's what I'm here for.

Jack: Yeah, you're the grounding part. I'm the childish ways. That's what we are, man. Yes, you're the grounding part. I'm the childish ways.

Cristina: I want to be the childish way.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You don't get to be.

Cristina: Why not?

Jack: But anyways, talking about hostages and whatnot, how about that Holocaust, eh?

Cristina: The Holocaust, eh? The one that happened yesterday.

Jack: The Holocaust that happened yesterday? Yeah. You heard about the Holocaust on the news? Crazy stuff, right?

Cristina: Crazy. I haven't heard about it. What happened?

Jack: What happened? Oh, man. You're about to be blown away by what happened. I'm about to blow your mind. It's gonna be great. Okay, so the Holocaust. You have no idea what the Holocaust is, right?

Cristina: I was born yesterday.

Jack: You were born. To be fair. To be entirely fair, we were kind of born maybe three years ago.

Cristina: Yes, I was Born three. Okay. Yeah. So like, did this happen before three years ago?

Jack: It didn't. It did. It did. It did happen before three years ago. All right, so for starters, the Holocaust was a day we'll always remember. One of the most impactful days of ever. Of ever.

Cristina: Of ever.

Jack: Not really. There's probably way more impactful s*** that happened before humans like giant f****** meteors we have no records of Just dinosaurs.

Cristina: Existing, I feel like is pretty.

Jack: That's pretty epic. I think dinosaurs going totally extinct to more impactful than Holocaust.

Cristina: This being alive is insane. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Just the fact of life is kind of astounding.

Cristina: No dinosaurs existing, that being a real thing. Unless people are questioning whether that's.

Jack: Well, no, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you the list of things that matter way more than the Holocaust could ever. Just as a. As just setting the grounds for how inappropriate this episode is gonna be. I'll begin by listing how insignificant the Holocaust is as compared to other things.

Cristina: Okay, fair. We should. You should also name things that are less impactful than the Holocaust as well.

Jack: Okay. Perfect.

Cristina: Okay. Perfect balance.

Jack: So balance. You're totally right. You're totally right. Just so that people stop raging on the other side. So we're gonna start bad and then end kind. That's the way to, you know, ease them off. So things that are. This should definitely concern us way more than the Holocaust. Like if we had to choose what information to know and we had to forget one forever. Like in this scenario, the Holocaust is the one we would forget.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: First, f****** dinosaurs were a thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, f*** Holocaust. Dinosaurs were a thing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Second, what killed the dinosaurs? Like, we couldn't stop that now if it came again.

Cristina: Yes. Like, f***. F***.

Jack: The Holocaust. Yes. Seven million. Look, eight billion numerical differences.

Cristina: Ah, okay.

Jack: You know, and however many f****** dinosaurs went extinct.

Cristina: Yeah. How much?

Jack: There had to be way more than there are people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They were everywhere. We're only in some places. And we're focused. Nevertheless, they were focused and everywhere.

Cristina: Interesting. Yeah.

Jack: Who knows the true genocide? You know, the true genocide. We're talking about small stuff.

Cristina: That was the first genocide, I guess. Yeah.

Jack: Something else totally way more astounding than the Holocaust and more impactful and meaningful. The fact that life happened at all in any context. Just like, hey, you can perceive.

Cristina: Whoa, whoa, you're alive.

Jack: You can perceive the Holocaust. Whoa. If you couldn't perceive, Holocaust never happened. So technically, Holocaust is dependent entirely on the fact that you can perceive first. Otherwise never happened.

Cristina: Yes. Are there people? Oh, man. There are people who are. Don't say. I mean, that. Do say the Holocaust didn't happen, though.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Is it because they're not perceived? Because in their reality it doesn't. Is it possible they're living different realities?

Jack: That's an interesting question. And it's completely possible. Physics doesn't say that. It's not that the perception of the individual is entirely based on their neurological input and output and that we filter most of reality as it is. And if your brain just so decided to filter out certain aspects, they would simply not exist to you. And that people who honestly, truly believe a Holocaust didn't happen. It's like you having a best friend. Your best friend being like, I'm going to Antarctica. And your best friend goes. And they're like, but my phone isn't gonna work out there. And I'm gonna be out there for three years, and then I'm gonna come back and say hi to you. And so they leave and die. Second day. But in your universe, your friend is still alive for three years until you find out in three years he's been dead.

Cristina: Oh, my God.

Jack: You're just under the impression that. Well, he told me he wouldn't be able to communicate.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that same logic of your perspective of what's happening is as true to you as him being totally dead is to anybody who.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Is the same idea behind, like, the Holocaust deniers or a denier of anything. Oh, Earth is flat. Well, if you honestly, truly, unquestionably believe the Earth is flat, that's no different than somebody believing the same of the Earth is round. Because neither side proves s*** when it's relying on scientists. The other is relying on whatever f*** source, but they didn't go out and prove it themselves.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's faith. So none of us ever saw the Holocaust. We didn't see the Holocaust. We didn't see s*** happen. Those people are all f****** dead.

Cristina: They are dead.

Jack: So then the question is, I mean, both sides. The ones who died first and the ones who died later.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But that being said, I never witnessed it to tell you factually it happened. But either. Also, neither did the people who are denying saying it never did. We're all essentially just believing what we've been told.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: So they're as right as we are.

Cristina: Ow.

Jack: That's f*****. Right? Because in reality, like, I couldn't prove to you happened. Oh, but there's so many videos and this and that. Yeah. But I can watch some guy tell me about how it never happened, and here's a video of proof, like what the f*** can I do about that? And go out and do the homework and see anybody massacre a bunch of people in gas chambers or anything like I see any of it also. Yes, because according to this narrative we're establishing right now, you have no knowledge of what the Holocaust is. They were gassed. But we'll get there.

Cristina: What?

Jack: We'll get there. Who's gassed, you ask?

Cristina: We'll get there. Okay, not to. It wasn't the dinosaurs.

Jack: It wasn't the dinosaurs. And we'll totally disregard the fact that you're fully aware of Holocaust deniers before that was mentioned. But.

Cristina: Well, I do know because they're around right now, so of course I would know about that.

Jack: Interesting. You're right. You're right. Same thing as, like, flat Earthers and stuff. That's current thing.

Cristina: And dinosaur deniers.

Jack: Yes, that is surprisingly a thing too, even though that. That one is in abundance. That's a weird one to deny, considering you can actually go see.

Cristina: And the moon. The people who deny the moon. The moon is a ship, is illusion.

Jack: Here's. Here's what's interesting about that one, right? Because. Okay, the moon landing, like, whatever, dude, I wasn't there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Maybe haven't married, you know, I don't know. Whatever. My ongoing theory is we lied about it and then did land and then just claimed the first one was because if we go up there, we see a flag and everything is up there. Right? Yeah, but it's like, well, we were kind of rushing and kind of consistently lying about random s***, so who knows? So it made sense that we would lie about that just to be number one or whatever. F*** we do.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But yeah, so that part, whatever, about it being a f****** ship, mean it could be made out of f****** cheese, bro. I haven't stood on the f****** moon. I don't know. I mean, I have stood on the moon, but, like, you get my point.

Cristina: But there's no way. Cheese.

Jack: Who the. How would you know? Like, if you've never explored. Let's ignore us two and anyone we are in contact with. Yeah, but if you're a normal, boring person, see, and you've never been to space, anything you believe is faith.

Cristina: Mmm. Okay.

Jack: You've not seen it. You're just taking some. It's all religion. So you're like, the moon is made out of rock. Like, everything else in space looks like. Okay. You have to believe that and have faith that that's the truth.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But somebody's like, yeah, it's f****** cheese and it's like, well, that's impossible. Who says? Based on what is. Does cheese exist? Can cheese happen in the universe? Yeah, can.

Cristina: But not by itself like that. Or can it?

Jack: I don't know. Maybe there's some cosmic f****** cow. Oh, no, it doesn't even have to be a cow. It could be any cosmic milk having. Like, do we. Simple questions that could lead us back, and then we'll get back to Hitler real quick. Do we know the right. Totally no idea. But Hitler, World War II, all related. Not to mention the fact that we've had Hitler talked about on this show many times.

Cristina: That was a past me.

Jack: Fair enough. Totally brainwashed. Not brainwashed. All your memories, deja vu, specifically of World War II erased.

Cristina: Yes. I was in a accident yesterday, playing with a portal, just jumping in and out.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. Your memories got caught on one side.

Cristina: Yeah, totally.

Jack: Only. And you only forgot World War II.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which just so happened to be what we're talking about.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Perfect. I forgot the f*** I was even talking about.

Cristina: Oh, it doesn't have to be cows.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Like, if we assume the. We just need to agree on a couple of things in order to make the moon cheese. Right. So first, do we agree as above, so below?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Everything is equal at all scales. It just repeats, just bigger or smaller. Everything is fractalized. So it's just a repetition of the patterns. Infinitely connected from the previous patterns.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we assume that an atom has electrons and protons orbiting it to some degree, even if not exactly the same. And that, you know, nucleus in a cell with all the elements surrounding that and brain and heart crap surrounding that. And a planet surrounding a star. Star surrounding black holes. So we assume everything is consistent.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Lettuce is fractalized. Broccoli is fractalized. Trees are fractalized. Lightning bolts are fractalized. Everything's fractalized. Nature is fractalized.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's safe to assume that everything repeats at every scale and in some cosmic way that we don't comprehend because it's too large for us to grasp. There is some sort of cosmic cow that was cosmically milked by whatever ended up creating our universe. And not even our universe, just our region of space. And although the Milky Way, the milk. It's not just the Milky Way, it's. We probably got it wrong. We were probably talking to gods and somebody was like, hey, man, what do you call this thing you overpower? And not like our crappy demigods who just run the world, but, like the gods who run the galaxies, you know? Those monsters, which is arguable. That just a fun idea. Jehovah and Zeus are stuck in their regions. But like, the Cat People own all of the Great Void.

Cristina: Yes. Wait, did they call? Wait, no. The Great Void is a way far away from us. That's far away.

Jack: I'm just pointing out the fact that the Cat People have way more reach.

Cristina: Yes. Than.

Jack: Than Jehovah, Zeus. Yeah, just pointing that out. They got little read. They got country.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Then there might be people over here. Unless it was the Cat People.

Jack: I don't know. Point being. Okay, when we asked what the name was, they probably told us the Milking Way. And we're like the Milky Way. Yeah, it makes sense. And we named the candy bar after and everything. But it was the Milking Way. We're just a giant farm and the moon is a giant ball of cheese by whatever cosmic cow or other creature was milked.

Cristina: Yeah. It could be anything.

Jack: But we are in the Milking Way.

Cristina: Yeah. Interesting.

Jack: So you see, it's totally possible that the moon is made out of cheese. It's about as likely as anything else we haven't proven. And again, we've been there. But like, if you're not us, what's your reference point? Yes, but somebody told you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So like, whatever somebody says made of cheese. Yeah. I believe them.

Cristina: Yeah, why not? Okay.

Jack: What's the difference between that and it's f****** made out of space dust?

Cristina: I don't know. Yeah.

Jack: Isn't cheese made out of space dust?

Cristina: Technically, I guess. Like, what the f***, you know, cheese is made out of space dust because.

Jack: Everything is made out of space dust. It's arguable that all the things required to make cheese exist in atomic form on the moon, if the moon itself isn't made of cheese. So there's at least the parts necessary to create cheese on the moon.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: You know, it is what it is. And allegedly the moon is made out of the same material the Earth is. So all the same atoms are present, they're just arranged differently. Moon is in theory, cheese.

Cristina: In theory.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And it's cheese now.

Jack: Pretty substantially arguable theory. Nevertheless. Anyways, so other important events, you know, dinosaurs, dinosaurs, death, life in general, discovery of fire, making meat better.

Cristina: Is that. That's better.

Jack: That's way more important.

Cristina: More important. Yes.

Jack: That's one of the things that allowed us to become the monsters that caused the holocaust in the first place. Without. That could never happen.

Cristina: We're just never happened.

Jack: Without the wheel.

Cristina: Without the wheel.

Jack: The wheel. The wheel was an important one.

Cristina: That was important.

Jack: A lot of vehicles used in carrying a bunch of people to places where they'd cease to exist.

Cristina: I guess so.

Jack: So, okay, we'll end the list of things more important. Although there are way many more things.

Cristina: Like a scientist. Can we put them in there?

Jack: Because most scientists, like Einstein for sure. Like kind of all the prominent scientists are way more important than the holocaust as a whole. Like we wouldn't be anywhere without them. Also, the Holocaust wouldn't have happened without them.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: You know, like it literally wouldn't have happened. They are more prominent than the Holocaust.

Cristina: Oh my gosh, think about that.

Jack: Yeah, that's crazy. Gas chambers weren't even used, were even intended for that. I believe they're gonna be for something else. And then, hey, repurposed.

Cristina: Was it gonna be some type of torture thing? Like.

Jack: No, I think it was gonna be for some other purpose. It was some. I don't remember the story exactly, but yeah, most of crap use there was scientists being super genius and then it being repurposed by some crazy other f****** scientists.

Cristina: That's how science do now.

Jack: Things less important than the Holocaust. Peanut butter.

Cristina: Are you sure? Yeah, pretty sure.

Jack: Like peanut butter or no peanut butter. Like Holocaust still happens.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like it doesn't really change our lives. Great. Whatever. Peanut butter. I don't really like. I don't prefer peanut butter. You know, pizza out there, people like peanut butter.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Something. Man. It's crazy because I can think of way more like, iPhone is way more important than the Holocaust. It's way more important, the Holocaust because the iPhone assures us the Holocaust could never happen again. You know, it's way more important than the holocaust. Then again, the United States has its ways, so who the f*** knows? There's enough empty land.

Cristina: And I'm sure global warming, I think more prominent.

Jack: That's more important. We're trying to talk about things that aren't.

Cristina: Oh yeah, the same thing. I don't know. I don't know. Like robots.

Jack: No, those matter a lot. The problem is like let's be remote. Like at the time that was important. Like it was way serious at the time. Yeah, but like right now, global warming could extinct to everybody.

Cristina: How about the war on terrorism? That has to be less important.

Jack: The war on terrorism less important. I mean, it's arguable, right? Depends how many terrorists there are and how many people collectively the terrorists of killed has the war on. I guess the war on terrorists would be weaker than terrorists as a whole.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But no, if we're actually stopping them, that Is. I guess it depends on how effective that war is. If it's effective, it's way more prominent.

Cristina: Because if we killed more civilians than terrorists, does that matter?

Jack: I don't know. Are there. Did the terrorists kill more civilians and Hitler did? And in that case, are the civilians we killed just f****** bad byproduct casualties that we accept?

Cristina: What if we killed more civilians than the terrorists did?

Jack: Then obviously in that situation. But, like, chances are we've probably killed people who've collectively killed more people than Hitler, thus making, like, even if individually not one of them has a record of 7 million people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like, maybe enough of them together do.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: And if that's the case, then definitely war on terror over the Holocaust.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. So just way more things that matter way more than the Holocaust.

Cristina: But it's important.

Jack: It's an important event. It was him. It was way the most important thing at the time. Well, it wasn't because still dinosaurs and the. You know, it was just very impactful.

Cristina: In the moment.

Jack: Yeah. In the moment. It was just everywhere. There was nothing you could do to avoid it. And it was the scariest thing to have ever existed. Unless the Holocaust is happening and you look up and a dinosaur extinction level event meteor is coming. And then you're like, f*** the Jews, because this s*** is way more important. You're like, hitler, please help us stop the f****** rock.

Cristina: You think he'd stop killing the Jews, though, if.

Jack: Because he's about to die too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He'll be all in, and we'll let it slide. We're like, you're gonna save the Earth. We'll forgive everything you've done. Yeah. You killed 7 million, but you save. Well, how many people we have at that point? Six billion. Like, the trade off is huge.

Cristina: We can't kill anymore. I'm guessing would also be.

Jack: I mean, I'm assuming afterwards, it's like, if you take a single more life, we have to execute you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, you already have a crazy record. We can't have no proof that you're starting this all over.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. And then it'll be, yes, I guess.

Jack: So it's like, then no.

Cristina: World War II.

Jack: Yeah. So arguably, the dinosaur meteor coming for a second time.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Could in theory, turn Hitler into a good guy that helps us stop because he has the ability to convince people of things, and he unites the world under him to help fight this one meteor. The new. The new evil.

Cristina: The new evil that we need to.

Jack: We're gonna gas that rock, Gas that Rock out of here. He's gonna figure it out. You know, we're just gonna get the people who know how to figure it out. Gonna get the people who are gonna figure that out.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Okay. So there's way more things that matter more than things that don't. But that doesn't stop the historical significance of World War II.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Aka the Holocaust.

Cristina: Aka the Holocaust.

Jack: Yeah. I am gonna stick to the fact that those two are the same event. I get now after your explanation before we began, that they're two different events. That they're two different events happen at the same time. They happen at the same time. Even if you have no idea what the Holocaust is and all your memory's gone about it, you had enough lucidity for a split second to explain that to me and retain it, to reiterate it right now. But since you have no clue what.

Cristina: The Holocaust, that's how I know that I don't. That's what. Like, that's the biggest evidence that it's not the same thing. I don't know the Holocaust, but I do know World War II because I recently learned about World War II, but not the Holocaust.

Jack: Interesting. So you. So you have no idea what the Holocaust is, but you're fully informed on World War II?

Cristina: You know iffy about World War II. Okay.

Jack: Iffy.

Cristina: Yes. I know people were at war, and it was a lot of people. So you know a lot of countries. Like 30. Yeah, probably more than 30.

Jack: So, yeah, it's very interesting to be fully informed on World War II and have no.

Cristina: So this Holocaust thing.

Jack: But. So the Holocaust, amazingly enough, is what caused World War II. Yeah, yeah. So the reason everybody was fighting in the first place is because some Jew hater named Adolf Hitler.

Cristina: I think I've heard that guy. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a hero to many.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. Is it weird if I just leave it. Is it weird if I just leave it there and I don't point out. But he was a monster to. More.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If I'm just like, he was a hero to many and just keep strong.

Cristina: A hero to who, though?

Jack: To the Germans. To the German N***. The First Reich.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The First Reich was his collective of people who were like, he's. He's the good guy.

Cristina: Are there more than one Reichsman?

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Are there?

Cristina: I don't know, because I think I've.

Jack: Heard, like, oh, no, he's not the First Reich. He's the Third Reich.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, you're totally right. He's the Third Reich. So There are two other Reichs. One, I have no idea what a Reich is.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Second, he's the third of the Reichs.

Cristina: So there might be more.

Jack: There might be more Reichs. Who knows? Maybe all three Reichs were his. Maybe he collects Reichs. I don't know what Reichs are they like rakes. Is it a kind of rake? Does he just. Did he decide. We love rakes and we're the third rake. But it's German for rake. And like we say rake, but they say Reich. They're like with the Third Reich and it's like we all use rakes. They love raking their lawn.

Cristina: The first rake is the stick rake. Then there's the machine version of a rake. And then there's the human version, I guess, which is them.

Jack: But no, all those are used by people. The argument would be dark joke warning ahead for people sensitive about the Holocaust or World War II, since they're not the same event. But if the first one is the broom looking thing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the second one is some sort of machine that you can drive, presumably, and rakes the leaves while you're on it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: De escalation would be whatever's the next huge thing that can easily get rid of a lot of leaves, which would probably be an incinerator of some sort. So if they're calling themselves the third rake, maybe they were talking about the furnaces also. They were furnaces. That's primarily what the Holocaust was about.

Cristina: Furnaces.

Jack: Yeah. About shooting Jews in the back of the head, sometimes in the front of the head, and murdering their children and forcing them to do slave work for prolonged periods of time and pushing them into. Or having them gently walk into furnaces where they would burn alive and. And also gassing them after you told them that they were gonna get to take a shower for the first time in like three months.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty horrible.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's without counting the ones that were just thrown on top of the graves of many others and just buried alive with them. Good times. That's it. You know, the Nazis and they're good times. That's how they play this game.

Cristina: That's horrible. That's all horrible. Anyways, eventually, this is how much they love grass, though.

Jack: This is how much they love grass. They ran out of grass and they're like, people throw people in there.

Cristina: This is insane.

Jack: Yeah. I can't believe that all this happened because they loved rake so much.

Cristina: They loved it so much they decided to use it on people.

Jack: They over invested. They over Invested. Right. So you buy a rake and you don't use rake. Well, it was 20 bucks, whatever. But if you bought like the second rake, and you know it's the size of like a riding lawnmower when you drive around, but it's meant to collect leaves. But you did all your leaves, and you did it so fast. It took like a minute or leaves stop falling. It got so hot, winter stopped coming. And you know, so now you just have this machine that you want to use it, though. You invested.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you got to use it. You start doing other people's lawns for free.

Cristina: You murder your neighbors to do their lawns?

Jack: No, no, no. You just do their lawns. When we get to the third rake, that's when it gets kind of weird. Because it's like about a building, bro. To throw all the leaves in, but, like, no more leaves. We did all the leaves. It's a building, bro. It's a big weird. We bought like 30 of them.

Cristina: You think that you started with animals first? Like, we got a lot of wild dogs. It's problem.

Jack: I mean. Yeah, probably just cleaning random s*** up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they were like, well, I'll clean that one. F*** it. Let's just grab those people, clean them up too.

Cristina: Yeah. Sorrow. Okay.

Jack: I mean, there is. There is some people who believe, like I said, he's a hero to some. And it's weird if I just walk away from that sentence right there. He's a hero to some. But there are people who think Hitler did nothing wrong. That is.

Cristina: That is their argument.

Jack: That is a state. Yes. What more. What more proof do you need?

Cristina: Because Hitler just wanted Germany great again.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: After World War I, it was probably really left horribly shambles. He was like, we gotta make Germany what it was before World War I. We got to make it great again.

Jack: Yeah. Make Germany great again. And he. He protested that he even had a. An uprising on January 6th a couple of months ago. Like a year ago or so. Where he from today? The White House.

Cristina: He's alive?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Isn't that who attacked the White House?

Cristina: They do say he's still alive. So I guess that makes sense.

Jack: That makes total sense.

Cristina: But how's he still alive?

Jack: Why wouldn't he. He froze himself. Obviously.

Cristina: He froze himself. Can we prove that that technology.

Jack: We proved that exists. I specifically remember having an episode in.

Cristina: Which I feel like we disproved that the technology works.

Jack: Really?

Cristina: Do you think it works?

Jack: Explain how anybody who f****** listens to this regularly. What's the narrative on this? I don't f****** remember, is it?

Cristina: Well, we know that Jesus couldn't have used that technology. I guess that's what we proved.

Jack: Yes, Jesus could. No, but I'm pretty sure we proved that. For what the h*** was it for? It was to preserve something.

Cristina: I don't know. I just remember one episode, it was about Jesus, because I was wondering how he came back alive, and I was like, that's maybe one of the ways you were like, nah, man.

Jack: Interesting, Interesting. I don't know. Well, let's assume that at least he had it and he froze himself in cryostasis and then got unfrozen recently. And that's why we have Trump.

Cristina: Are you saying he is Trump?

Jack: No, no, no. I'm saying Trump is his disciple. If nobody here has seen the Messiah, watch it, because I'm about to make hella references to that. And you need to understand him, which is basically the guy who El Mac the manifesto, or at least we thought it was that way and that Alma C. Was doing his work. But it turned out Emma C. Wrote the book that that guy was following.

Cristina: Yes. He got the ideas from the student. The teacher got the idea from the student.

Jack: Yes. And then he wrote the book, and people thought the kid was the one who was following the teacher, but it was the other way around.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So Trump somehow sent his ideas back in time, caused World War II. Oh, and that's why he's gonna fight Biden on top of the White House. Boom. So that he doesn't send it out. That's gonna happen. Hasn't happened yet. Biden is trying to stop the Holocaust.

Cristina: That is so crazy. That makes sense.

Jack: That makes a lot of sense.

Cristina: So Donald Trump wrote something, sent it to the past, and then those leaders from the past took it. Because it wasn't just Germany talking about, let's make German.

Jack: There was a lot of people, someone.

Cristina: In Italy was doing the same thing who's like, World War I happened. And they were like, we gotta make Italy as it was before World War I.

Jack: We gotta make it illegal.

Cristina: Exactly. It was the same speech, but with different people, different countries.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: So they all just happen to be.

Jack: It's like the news cycle right now. Right? Like, you could put every news station next to each other and they're repeating the same line for line thing. Interesting.

Cristina: Interesting. Oh, my gosh. It's the same thing.

Jack: Yeah, it's the same thing. 100.

Cristina: So it was Trump all along.

Jack: It was Trump all along. And Biden's actively trying to stop the.

Cristina: Does he know time travel Is involved Biden? I hope not.

Jack: Oh, no. Biden has no clue.

Cristina: Okay, good.

Jack: It'd be weird if Biden can go back and unmolest all the people who he's molested. That's a problem. So we need to arrest him after he stops Trump.

Cristina: Okay, who has he molested?

Jack: Many, many. And all the blacks in jail are his fault.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So. So they're both pretty bad, but we kind of got to let one stop the other.

Cristina: Okay, so we need him to save the day anyway, even though there's a bunch of crimes against him.

Jack: Yeah. But it comes back to the whole, if Hitler stop. Helped us stop the meteor, it's the same thing. Are we gonna stop him from helping us? Yeah, we're probably gonna let him.

Cristina: Okay, so we're gonna let Biden do his thing with Trump, and then if he lives, we'll punish him.

Jack: I don't. I don't know if. Here's the question. Would we let. Because we are arguing that Biden is way less bad than Hitler. Right. If we can forgive Hitler after.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. As long as he doesn't repeat himself. Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: If Biden doesn't do anything bad after, he's okay.

Jack: Exactly. If Hitler, after killing 7 million people, helped to stop the meteor that was gonna destroy all of Earth.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We gotta at least give him the benefit of the doubt. Like, you saved, like, a lot of people.

Cristina: Yeah. One more death and you're done.

Jack: But you managed to straightaway. We'll ignore the 7 million you killed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Same thing for Biden. Yes. There's some kids f***** up walking around. They're probably serial killers or some s***. Probably molesting people of their own. You probably start some crazy domino effect of people molesting people who molest people forever. And that cycle will never break because they just think it's normal. Or they'll blow their brains out before they get to molest anybody else. And I'm not sure whether that's better or worse. Whatever.

Cristina: It's all pretty horrible.

Jack: All pretty bad. But, like, if you stop the Holocaust, Is he in stopping the Holocaust? Right. Just scaling here for the sake of introspection and analysis, but if God d*** this episode. If Biden were to stop the Holocaust, is that as good as Adolf Hitler stopping the meteor? Like, because, like, all right, Biden, his atrocities. Right. Harm how many people? Totally lives taken.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: People have committed suicide or decisions he's made as a politician that had led to people dying. Right. Would we say less than a thousand people?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. So then him stopping the Holocaust is impressive.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What percentage of 7 million is about a thousand, though when you do the difference, is Hitler doing more good by saving 6 billion when he only killed.

Cristina: 7 million, is he doing more good?

Jack: Yes. Is. Is. Is the comparison here making Hitler better than Biden by total effect? Assuming Hitler stops the meteor.

Cristina: Yes. And.

Jack: And Biden stops the Holocaust. Yeah. No longer kills people, but somehow. Somehow in an alternate universe, Biden stops the Holocaust.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So is Biden because he saved way less people. Like how many times you multiply a thousand to get to 7 million?

Cristina: But he's also stopping the Holocaust. So those people Hitler killed counts towards Biden as well because he's saving those people or.

Jack: No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. So he killed a thousand. But how many times can we multiply a thousand before we get to 7 million? And do we multiply it less times than 7 million to get to 6 billion? If that's the case, then in stopping the Holocaust, Biden has successfully done less good than Hitler stopping the meteor.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because we're talking all of humanity. But again, it could just be. I have no idea what the numbers are, but if we multiplied. In fact, let's find out right now who is. Who is less evil in one of these scenarios. Oh, s***. Oh, s***. Okay, okay, explain. So we're gonna start at how many people Biden. Okay. So, you know, we just ran the numbers, we did the math. So we're not gonna count all the things Biden did. There's too many. And a lot of them lead to mass incarcerations, which led to a lot of deaths in and outside of prison. Cops looking for more reasons to arrest people. Biden gave him that reason. More people died, shot by police, on top of the fact that Biden, it was against gay marriage, which then had a boom in the gay suicides of the 90s. And this is just a plethora of s***. But the one thing that his vote could have swerved in the opposite direction was the Iraq war that he was for and the Iraq war that he did not oppose led to 460,000 deaths.

Cristina: That doesn't sound so bad.

Jack: That's a crazy bad number. And if he were to go back in time to stop the Holocaust, which is 11 million people, all you have to do is divide the 11 million people by the number of people Biden is responsible for killing, which is 460,000, which gives you 23 people saved per life he took. That's beautiful. He's net positive he's in right now.

Cristina: Yeah. If he does stop the Holocaust, he saves.

Jack: He redeems himself. He totally redeems himself.

Cristina: Factually, yes.

Jack: But we know. So does Hitler.

Cristina: Oh. Piece of the meteor.

Jack: Because the meteor. The question is, how better or worse is Hitler to Biden's 23 people saved per life taken. Okay, in the case of Hitler, we have to do the total number of.

Cristina: People that exist in that time.

Jack: Well, the number of people he was responsible for killing, which is the same number that we divided by Biden's deaths. Except now that's the number we'll be dividing by because it's the number of people that Hitler killed.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: By the total number of people who were alive at that time, which was 2,300,000,000. And when you divide 2,300,000,000 by 11,000,000, you get 209 lives saved per life taken. In conclusion, if Hitler stops the meteor, even if Biden stops the Holocaust, Hitler is still a better person than Biden.

Cristina: Interesting. Because he's saving more people.

Jack: Because he's saving more people. So we've found the scenario in which Hitler's the good guy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Over some other person who people like right now.

Cristina: Well, one event is going to happen, and one event is not going to happen.

Jack: Yes. The Holocaust is going to cease to exist, thus stopping Hitler from ever being being a bad guy in the first place and never taking a single life. Thus, by default, making him still better than Biden.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It doesn't matter how this plays out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hitler's a better person than Biden is what we've learned.

Cristina: Because Hitler did nothing.

Jack: He either did nothing or he saved more people.

Cristina: Yeah. What?

Jack: In any scenario, Hitler is better than Biden.

Cristina: Wow. That is crazy. Whatever, I guess.

Jack: Yeah. There's no winning. Biden is evil.

Cristina: Yeah. Even though he's going to save the.

Jack: World, even though he's gonna save 7 million people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He still can't make up for the fact that he is still responsible for 400 and what? 450. 430 deaths of his own. 60. 460 deaths of his own. Doesn't matter that the collective total is. He saved 23 lives per. Because Hitler didn't kill anybody.

Cristina: Because he stopped Hitler from going. Okay.

Jack: On the flip side, if Hitler did, in fact, stop the meteor.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's why we got. We allowed him to go into cryostasis. Then Biden stopping Hitler will extinct humanity. Because Hitler won't be around to stop the meteor because he won't have the power of the third Reich.

Cristina: Oh my gosh. It's really. You see, time travel is confusing. It's always confusing. Time travel fair.

Jack: And this is Trump's fault.

Cristina: This is Trump's fault.

Jack: This is Trump's fault. He's gonna send this message back, Cause Hitler to rise to power. Hitler is gonna kill 7 million people and then he's gonna stop. But the 7 million people died anyways. Biden gets a hold of the fact that Trump did this and he's gonna stop Trump before he gets to do it, thus stopping the Holocaust. But the meteor is gonna kill us, thus stopping Biden from ever stopping the thing. It's impossible. It resets.

Cristina: Resets. So it's gonna happen no matter what though. Yeah.

Jack: Biden can't stop the Holocaust because it would stop the meteor. Yes, but it would. It couldn't. It could never. Because it would loop back to it happening all over again.

Cristina: Yeah, but it's gonna still be an interesting fight to watch.

Jack: Yeah, except he by default has to lose. The outcome is he has to lose, otherwise the fight can never happen because there is no Earth.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. So he's gonna lose. But we shouldn't be spoiling that to people. What if people are betting on this? Then again, this is on our world, not theirs.

Jack: Yeah. I have no idea what's happening in.

Cristina: Universe on this stuff. Yeah, that's good.

Jack: I mean, they could in theory bet on the show, I guess, on our newscast of it or whatever f*** is happening.

Cristina: Yeah, but if he wins, then what happens? Like would we even know he couldn't win?

Jack: Yeah, like what would happen if he wins? No. Hitler rises to power. Hitler with no power can't stop the meteor if the meteor hits and the fight never happens, so he never stops the message being sent that then allows him to come into power. So if he stops him, then he can't stop him.

Cristina: How do we make sure that he can't stop him? Do we have to help Trump then?

Jack: No, no, he can't.

Cristina: He can't.

Jack: He could never. Because the fight is only happening because he already lost.

Cristina: Oh, okay, I see.

Jack: Yeah. Cuz had he succeeded, none of this would have happened. Yeah, we'd all be dead.

Cristina: We'd all be dead. Yep. Oh, okay.

Jack: That's the problem here. Right?

Cristina: So he time travel.

Jack: Yeah, he failed already. We know he failed because it's happening.

Cristina: Yes. Alright, I'll make sense again. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. F****** time travel, man.

Cristina: Yeah. What?

Jack: Yeah. So now you're caught up on what A World War II is to some degree. Furnaces, rakes, you Know the works.

Cristina: Yes. Someone who likes raking a little too much.

Jack: Someone likes raking a little too much. And took it to the next extreme.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's probably has to do. It's miscommunication because it was obviously Trump just talking about how to comb his hair. Right.

Cristina: Because it did all star at Trump.

Jack: Yeah. Because he's sending a message of like, man, that guy had a slick back thing going on.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I can send them how. How I make my slick back work.

Cristina: Oh, my God. And then he's writing in English.

Jack: And he's writing in English. He wrote rake.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then it's like modern English.

Cristina: So it's not even English from back then.

Jack: Yes. He wrote probably like comb or something. I'mma comb my hair. And he's like, oh, comb, rake. Yeah, I get it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I'm like, yeah, brushing the grass. I know what he's talking about. I love brushing my grass. You know what? I'mma innovate society around grass and leaves. Cleanest grass, no leaves.

Cristina: So this was all due to miscommunication.

Jack: Yes. Because Trump just wanted him to have nice hair like Trump does.

Cristina: Ah, makes sense. Makes sense.

Jack: He wanted the hairdo that Hitler has to match his flag. The way that Trump's hair on some of those memes is the American eagle.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You know what meme I'm talking about? No, you know what meme I'm talking about?

Cristina: The American eagle.

Jack: Yeah. Trump's hair is the American eagle. You see? You see how that amazing America hairdo.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Is placed on this man's head. That's all Trump wanted Hitler to do, and he sent that message. But Trump, you know, he. He only has the best words to talk to idiots. He doesn't have the best words to speak to a highly advanced scholar. So he tried his best with his very good words for dumb people to convey an important message to smart people.

Cristina: About how he should do his hair.

Jack: About how he should do his hair. But his words on a scale are quite bad.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So, you know, N*** Germany happened.

Cristina: Ah, it all makes sense.

Jack: Don't make sense. All cause time travel, of course.

Cristina: History, man. Of course.

Jack: But it's gonna happen anyways because we can't stop it.

Cristina: Cuz we're here because we're here. Yes. So Biden's gonna lose.

Jack: Yeah. We kind of need the Holocaust to happen so that we can get rid of the meteor.

Cristina: That's definitely going to happen with the meteor. Yeah.

Jack: Well, we stopped.

Cristina: Definitely did happen.

Jack: Well, we stopped the meteor.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Because the Holocaust happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And Hitler had enough resources and power to stop the meteor.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It is what it is. We don't make the rules.

Cristina: Nope. We.

Jack: Some people and I began the episode with this. To some people, Hitler is a hero.

Cristina: The people that know this truth, the.

Jack: People that know the truth that Hitler stopped the meteor thanks to Trump.

Cristina: Well, not really thanks to Trump.

Jack: Had nothing to do with Trump. I mean, kind of. He only came to power because he confused the message of raking.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Became obsessed with rakes.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then created the greatest rake ever. But then turned on people because he needed to use the machines that rake.

Cristina: Technology to destroy the meteor.

Jack: Yeah. 100%. But, like, all of this is doom.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Trump.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The meteor stopped. Humanity exists today because Trump.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We'd all be dead if it weren't for Trump.

Cristina: Time traveling Trump and time travel save the day. Okay, 100% by accident, but.

Jack: Yeah, by accident. Totally by accident. But that just continues the story of Trump disclosing secrets at random and casually helping people without even knowing how he did it.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. That sound like Trump focused. This all sounds right.

Jack: Yeah. It's right up his alley.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Quite accurate, all things considered. It sounds exactly like something Trump would do.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Say something that sounds kind of off and wrong and you're like, whatever, I'll respond to it later. Knowing you do. Somehow things got better.

Cristina: Whoa. Interesting.

Jack: Not to say the Holocaust was. Things. Was getting. Things getting better. But, like, what if we didn't have the Holocaust and the meteor did hit us?

Cristina: It has to be that situation.

Jack: It has to be that situation because that's how it plays out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So then kind of. I'm not saying Jews. What happened to Jews at that time was a good thing. It was horrible. It was absolutely awful.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But perhaps necessary to stop the meteor. He needed the power in order to wield it and save the world.

Cristina: You don't think anyone else could have done that?

Jack: Not the way he. He was fighting the world and winning. He was fighting the world and winning. So that's the leader we needed to stop that meteor.

Cristina: Yes. And then he purposely lost the war because he stopped the meter.

Jack: Yeah, he stopped the meter. He's like, wars done. They said, if I don't kill anybody else. And I stopped the meteor, I'm good.

Cristina: Yes. And then he went to sleep.

Jack: He went to sleep. He immediately went to cryo stasis. And they're like, oh, my God, he killed himself. No, he. You saw him sleeping when he got brought out. You're like, oh, he's not moving.

Cristina: He has to be dead. He's.

Jack: Yeah, he has to be dead. No cryostasis.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. Brought out. And he came back a couple of years ago to meet Trump for the first time.

Cristina: Amazing.

Jack: And then he told Trump, hey, I am a great strategist.

Cristina: So where's. Like, is he still around?

Jack: Other side of the wall. Oh, the ice wall.

Cristina: Ice wall.

Jack: Yeah. He went to chill with the big dogs out there with Tupac and Michael Jackson.

Cristina: They're outside of the wall.

Jack: Yeah. Anybody who's allegedly dead and got spotted comes back to visit once in a while, but is ultimately outside of the ice wall from the other side of. Flashlight. Earth.

Cristina: That's crazy. How are they all still alive? I feel like they should be old enough. Unless they all somehow.

Jack: We have the technology and. Or adrenochrome.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So they all probably just take an adrenaline.

Jack: It's probably just all adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's gonna get his hand full with adrenochrome. Okay. Let's see.

Jack: Yep, yep, yep. And Trump wants that adrenochrome too.

Cristina: You think he deserves it? Question mark?

Jack: I don't know. He saved the world.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If anybody deserves adrenochrome, it's true.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He saved everybody.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I mean, he's also responsible for 7 million people dead, but he's responsible for 2.3 billion people alive.

Cristina: And it doesn't matter that both those deaths and aliveness are accidents.

Jack: Accidents. But thanks to him. Fair enough. Fair enough. He was just talking about his hair.

Cristina: He was just talking about his hair. Come on.

Jack: And so we can't attribute the good that happened to him intentionally or the bad. Yeah. It's mere chance. Just chance removed from it has nothing to do with him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hitler might have taken that to an extreme.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But the power was necessary in order to stop the meteor.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't know. I don't know how to feel about it. Is Hitler a good guy because he saved the world, or is he a bad guy because he only saved the world as a means to not be punished for having killed many, many, many people?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, he did save the world.

Cristina: He did save the world, but he.

Jack: Also did opt in. He had.

Cristina: In, like, comic books. Does this situation ever happen where they team up with a bad guy and they'.

Jack: Oh, happens all the time, but it's not f****** Hitler.

Cristina: I know, but, like, what do they do? Do they arrest the bad guy afterwards, or are they, like, you can go for now. Just don't do anything wrong.

Jack: The question is, is Hitler in saving as many people as he did, even if, like, he had no option? Right. So it's like, you're gonna lose even if you don't lose. We kill you either way. Yeah, but you stop the meteor, we let you slide. Right? So in that scenario, he had no option but to help. Had he had the option to help and they're like, well, you, you could let us all die, it's fine. Either or you're going with us, whatever. Would he gone out of his way to save the world, to keep himself alive? Or is he like, humanity must live? Or did he care about his people? He's like, well, there's 4 million or there's 11 million I killed, but there's 22 million. I gotta make sure stay alive, you know? Like, what's the math he's in. Is it a choice or does he feel. Feel obligated?

Cristina: Too many questions.

Jack: Yeah. Like he. Did he have a revelation? He's like, oh, wow, I can't let everybody die. What about the 22 million who believe in me?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They depend on me.

Cristina: I feel like we need a time travel to find out.

Jack: Yeah, but we're gonna f*** something up.

Cristina: Yeah, we can't time travel. But man, there are so many questions though.

Jack: We can quantum computer that b****, though.

Cristina: Oh, okay, okay.

Jack: That's what we could do. We could find out. We could add the variables we need that are necessary to figure out the truth.

Cristina: The truth of whether he really, really, really is a good guy or a bad guy.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he was definitely a bad guy.

Cristina: Yes. But like, but what was he thinking about when he was saving the world?

Jack: Exactly. Did he stop being a bad guy?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Or was it like, this is for me?

Cristina: Yes. There's so many. Like, what if in that moment he was a real good guy? Like, who knows?

Jack: And when he came to meet Trevor, did he think Trump was an idiot or is he like, I should follow this guy, huh?

Cristina: Because he did meet him. He did meet Trump, but that was after the book. So was he disappointed? I bet he was disappointed because you're not supposed to be your heroes.

Jack: I bet he was disappointed.

Cristina: Everything he thought the book was about was a lie.

Jack: Yeah, he realized everything.

Cristina: He based everything off of his life was a lie.

Jack: His life was bullshit.

Cristina: Yeah. So I guess that would have been a really disappointing moment.

Jack: He looks at Trump, he meets and Trump is like, I remember that thing. Yeah, here's the original. And I mean, I guess Trump wouldn't have the original. Well, actually, Hitler kept It. Since he was a kid.

Cristina: Trump gave it to him as a child.

Jack: Trump sent it back in time. He has no idea where it was going. He just wanted Hitler to have it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which is weird because he only found out. Oh, my God. Time travel. He only found out about Hitler because of what Hitler did.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So he sends back his hair thing because of how Hitler's hair was.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then Hitler confused it for.

Cristina: I feel like it still works because of the miscommunication. It doesn't break it. Like, this is a perfect loop, type of.

Jack: Yeah. But, like, where did it start?

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's always that.

Jack: But because we can. Oh, man. I guess the same thing applies with, like, starting the Holocaust in the first place. Right. Because it's like he sent it back. It only happened because he sent it back. But he only sent it back because he knew about it.

Cristina: It.

Jack: So, like, the Holocaust exists in a loop of one piece of paper about here.

Cristina: Yes. Yes, it does. Well, we're not gonna fix that problem. And we don't need to fix that problem.

Jack: We don't need to fix that problem because if we fix the problem, then we all die.

Cristina: Yeah. So it's fine.

Jack: We need the Holocaust.

Cristina: Yeah. That's horrible.

Jack: The conclusion of this episode is that the Holocaust is the best thing to happen to Earth.

Cristina: It's not. It's. The conclusion is that time travel is confusing.

Jack: Time travel is confusing, but it resulted in the Holocaust, which gave Hitler the power that then allowed us to stop the meteor that would have extinct humanity otherwise. So without Holocaust, no humans.

Cristina: Confusing.

Jack: Yep. You know, that's. I did not expect to learn the things I've learned today about. About our universe and how it works. But that's. We are where we are.

Cristina: Yeah, Hopefully. I wonder what it's like in universe 3. It can't be this crazy.

Jack: It's probably really boring.

Cristina: Yeah, please. Time travel wouldn't be a thing.

Jack: No. And they don't know anything.

Cristina: They don't know anything. I'm sure they don't know Hitler became in power.

Jack: They don't even know if that happened. Everything is faith over there.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: They don't even know if it happened. Yeah, we're talking about earlier. They're just going off of sorts. Well, they have no proof of anything. And even if they did, they question that.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I'm sure the term Holocaust denier over there. Some whole other s*** that's just like a movement of its own.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, like, we're over here like. Well, the Holocaust, factually, this and you know, it was important to save the world to some degree over there. It's like, what, Holocaust? You're sheeple. You're falling for it, man. It's like, is that worse?

Cristina: What?

Jack: I'm at least acknowledging it happened.

Cristina: Was it made out of cheese?

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: What if. No, you can't use gas machine to make cheese, can you?

Jack: I don't know. That's. I guess it's theoretically possible. Right. Because gas is just the gaseous form of any kind of solid or liquid. I suppose. Right. So if you could compress it enough to create it to make it back to solid, the only question would be, how do you turn cheese into gas? Because then you could have cheese gas and compress that cheese gas back down to cheese.

Cristina: That's a lot of work. Okay.

Jack: Innovations, technology, advancements, the superior human intelligence will allow us to create cheese gas.

Cristina: What would that be? For? What use would that be?

Jack: To eat.

Cristina: To eat the gas.

Jack: To eat the cheese that came from the cheese gas.

Cristina: But if you have the cheese, why would you need the cheese gas to make the cheese?

Jack: Well, no, if you have the cheese, you don't need the cheese gas to make the cheese.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Presumably, the gas will turn into cheese. So if you don't have cheese, but you have cheese gas, you can make cheese out of the cheese gas, but you don't need the cheese gas. If you have cheese, why would you.

Cristina: Ever not have cheese but have the cheese gas?

Jack: Maybe you're trying to get into your plane and you're not allowed to bring food. So instead you bring an empty jar, and they just see a jar with yellowish gas in it, and they open. It smells like cheese, but there's no cheese inside. So you can let your weird jar thing can go in, whatever. Then you take your jar thing, but your jar is also a cheese gas compressor. So you take your seat on the plane and you hit a button and all the gas gets compressed. Boom. Cheese pops out of your jar. Now you have cheese you can eat on your flight.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: A scenario where cheese gas is beneficial.

Cristina: That is crazy.

Jack: But practical. Okay, in that scenario.

Cristina: In that scenario, I don't know, I feel like just sneaking some cheese is easier than cheese gas.

Jack: Well, if you remember, a couple of years ago, there was a weird wave happening around here where dancing became illegal for a certain amount of time, and.

Cristina: People happens every once in a while.

Jack: Every once in a while, dance becomes illegal, you know, and then there's two people fall in love and solve the problem or whatever. Hey, I come from ballet. I'm A street dancer. It's super legal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like how are we ever gonna work together? And then they go and win a competition, the world is saved or whatever f*** happens.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So you remember that we know weird scenarios like that happen occasionally. They're really hyper specific for whatever reason.

Cristina: Like when people died from dancing.

Jack: People died from da. Exactly.

Cristina: I think that's why it was illegal for a little.

Jack: That makes a lot of sense. And I'm not sure why we didn't draw that connection before.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So was the name of the movie Step Up? Probably.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Step up or Dance to Me or some s*** like that.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: One of those films. That whole thing is due to the nuns dancing until they died. Oh, no, that's unrelated town.

Cristina: Yeah, there were dancing nuns too. I bet. But they were also meowing. But whatever. Okay. What are you talking about though?

Jack: Dancing, dancing. That's why in Step up everybody dancing was legal. Just because people died dancing. We know it's dangerous. We know dancing is dangerous.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's not legal to dance. Earth has banned dancing because deaths.

Cristina: Yeah, but now it's not legal anymore.

Jack: Isn't it?

Cristina: It was illegal, but then we saved. I mean, the couple that had the good dance move.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. And they saved the world.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But that was. I remember that was the harsh dance demic of the. Of the 20th century.

Cristina: What does it have to do with anything?

Jack: The dance Demic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where people were dying in mass because they were dancing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we had to outlaw it again.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Well, I'm just saying it was just crazy. It just reminds me of the crazy dance demic.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Okay.

Jack: The fact that we regularly have to outlaw dancing once in a while because.

Cristina: Every once in a while, because too.

Jack: Many people start dancing. Yeah. Too many people do it. People get reckless and they die.

Cristina: It's really. If anyone does anything and every. Like if a group forms around this one thing, it becomes a danger.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Which. Whether it's dancing or meowing or laughing or biting.

Jack: And then we gotta ban it.

Cristina: Yeah. Just for a little while until people calm down. Yeah.

Jack: That's how it goes. And that ultimately what the Holocaust is about. Now, you know you've learned about the Holocaust in this episode. Pure clarity. And as soon as this show is over and we wrap up, I'm gonna ask you to recite what you've learned today.

Cristina: I don't understand how rakes have to do comb raking.

Jack: Comb over comb. Two rake similarities. Something got lost in translation. Comb, rake. Okay, sure. Combination.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I combed the grass yeah.

Cristina: But did we make raking illegal after the Holocaust?

Jack: For a brief moment. That's why the lawns look like s*** for the next couple of years.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But then we were like, this doesn't make any f****** sense.

Cristina: As long as no one tries raking three.

Jack: Yeah. Don't know. Rake three. We banned rake three entirely. That's still illegal right now.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Rake three, Totally still illegal. Rake one and two. Totally fine. We see those everywhere. Yeah, totally fine.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: We've done two everywhere. Rake 3. You're getting excessive.

Cristina: Yes. No reason for the rake 3.

Jack: If you do have rake 3, it's going to be super monitored and you can only have one and it has to be industrial purposes only. And nobody's allowed to walk into your rake.

Cristina: Yeah, okay. Yes. That's. That's where we live right now. Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, if you guys enjoyed the facts we spoke about World War II and the Hollow Holocaust. There are many conversations in which we totally justify all of Hitler's actions and much more. Probably not. We probably don't justify it. There was an episode in which we definitely created Hitler and Friends show.

Cristina: That was you and Ryan.

Jack: Yeah, me and Ryan. So you can find that episode somewhere around here. But there's a bunch of other episodes in which Hitler's importance on the world and how he's either affected it negatively or positively, probably mostly negatively. You can find all that. All those lovely episodes with woke jacation. The real information. Don't get fake news to death. Get real news to death by us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You'll find all that on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

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Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review the show. And in your review, tell us how much you love the information we give you and if you can, let us know you listened to this episode with a Hitler emojis.

Cristina: Is that a thing?

Jack: I don't know. But, like, why isn't it? Right?

Cristina: Or Holocaust emoji. What would that be?

Jack: It's a lot. A lot of people. What do you call that little hat that the Jewish people wear?

Cristina: I know what you're talking about.

Jack: Okay. It's that hat in a furnace.

Cristina: It's horrible. There's no way that they would make an emoji. I feel like Hitler emoji would be more likely to exist than by miles. The Holocaust emoji.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you have any of those, just use either in your review.

Cristina: Okay. And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. All the Holocaust deniers, you know. Tell them the truth is out there and they're just living in ignorance.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And if they want the truth, they need to listen to the Rambling Podcast, brought to you by the Just Conversation Podcast.

Cristina: This has been the Rambling Podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: No, I don't know. Because it comes from living things, right?

Jack: So do babies.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh, yes. I guess it's equal. Two babies.

Jack: Yeah. Poo and babies are the same thing.

Cristina: It's the same thing. They're made from you eating things.

Jack: Me? Oh, yeah, Totally.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: And also, this kind of confirms the fact that what happened in that south park episode is true.

Cristina: What south park episode?

Jack: Where the Pope gave birth to Bono by pooping him.

Cristina: Yep. I guess that proves poop is alive.

Jack: Poop is alive.

Cristina: I did not.

Jack: Raise it as your own.

Cristina: What? Wow. Who knew? Yep.

Jack: Poop is a living thing. Now we gotta fight for the rights of poop.

Cristina: That is so crazy.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: How?

Jack: Poo lives matter.

Cristina: And what are we gonna do with that?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: What are you supposed to do with Pooh?

Jack: I don't know. But Pooh has rights.

Cristina: To what?

Jack: To live.

Cristina: They do live.

Jack: Until we kill them by drowning them.

Cristina: They live there. They become fish.

Jack: They don't become fish.

Cristina: We don't destroy them. They just move.

Jack: We let the plants eat them.

Cristina: Yeah, that's also good.

Jack: We don't put our babies in the ground.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Elin Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 158: Gatekeeper Penguins

How does Martin Luther King Jr. Relate to Penguins? How do penguins relate to Flat Earth? Was Malcolm X more right than Doctor King? And where do penguins come from? Are they fairies? The upcoming Penguin Day and MLK Day get the duo excited to discuss the connection between the two and how both Penguins and Martin Luther King Jr. affected the world for the better or the worse.

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  • MLK Day
  • Hitler Day
  • War Reenactment
  • Everyone Rapes
  • Flat Earth vs Round Earth
  • Lyndon Johnson
  • Arctic
  • Penguin Fairies
  • Climate Change
  • Spacetime Portal
  • MLK vs Malcolm X

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+Transcript

Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to the Rambling Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified to since I released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to find somebody to talk to while you listen for the second time, because on the first time, you're gonna be nice and quiet and paying attention because you're a good boy, and that's what you do. And if you're female, you're still a good boy, because that's what you do.

Cristina: They're all good boys.

Jack: They're all good boys. Also, a good boy is what you tell somebody who's fat or something. Who's fat? Like a. Like a fat dog is a good boy.

Cristina: Really? Not a regular dog.

Jack: No, it's just a fat dog is a good boy.

Cristina: Why?

Jack: I don't know. I don't make up the rules.

Cristina: How. Where did this rule come from?

Jack: The Internet.

Cristina: The Internet? You read that on the Internet?

Jack: I see it consistently. If you see a fat dog, they'll be, oh, it's a good boy.

Cristina: It's a good boy.

Jack: Yeah, they'll say, it's a good boy.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Good boy.

Cristina: I thought they were just saying that to all dogs.

Jack: Boy. It's a good boy. Yeah, it's a good boy. Anyways, Martin Luther King Day is coming soon. That's in two days. It's Monday. It's coming Monday and celebrating Happy Martin Luther King Day.

Cristina: How do you celebrate.

Jack: How do you celebrate Martin Luther King Day?

Cristina: Yeah. You read his speeches?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Are you supposed to have them memorized by heart and then just, like, read aligned? I mean, tell a line to everyone you see on that day. You say, happy Martin Luther King and a random cult.

Jack: You reinforce segregation for that day so that people have to fight against it in honor of Martin Luther King's fight against segregation. So you have to be extra racist so that black people get extra civil rightsy and as a result, celebrate. You're trying to make black people celebrate Martin Luther King by being very racist to them and forcing segregation casually so they don't even realize it's a celebration you're doing, but you're being a good celebrity.

Cristina: They don't know how everyone else is supposed to celebrate it. They just think people are just being racist.

Jack: So for that one day, civil rights jumps way up.

Cristina: That sounds awful.

Jack: What do you mean? But then at the end of the day, they feel like we fought back and we got this and they feel so accomplished because they, they made it to the other side and segregation ends. They feel like Martin Luther King, except he never saw that happen because he died. So the. I guess in theory the most accurate way that this happens is you get really, really racist to anybody who's dark or like more than caramel. And then you force segregation.

Cristina: That's horrible. That's even worse.

Jack: What do you. This is the best way to do it.

Jack: So that the day is celebrated. It's. Hey, I don't.

Cristina: I don't think so. Right, because we're celebrating his death. What are we doing?

Jack: We're celebrating his. Him. Everything is involving him. But no, this is crazy, right? Because this means, like, I hope nobody celebrates Hitler Day, you know, because based on that logic, it's going to be dark.

Cristina: There is no Hitler Day.

Jack: Why isn't there, man? Is there Hitler Day in Germany?

Cristina: No.

Jack: No, they can't just like Jewish Survival day or something. Can you imagine Hitler Day? Should we start Hitler Day?

Cristina: And what would Hitler baby.

Jack: Oh man, you know. Do you know what Hitler Day is based on what I told you Martin Luther King day is? No, it's two plus two equals four, bro. It's going to be a dark day. But we can only celebrate that in Germany anyways. Which means for one day a year, Germany is empty of Jews. Because they're like, no, we're not going to be here for that day. We all take a vacation on Hitler Day.

Cristina: Is it like the purge?

Jack: Yeah, I guess. So Germany still has Hitler Day.

Cristina: No, it doesn't.

Jack: Yeah, it does.

Cristina: It still has Hitler Day. I mean, it made Hitler Day.

Jack: Well, I guess Hitler Day happened after Hitler's death. So once a year a mass extinction happens. Or not extinction, but you know, pretty severe moment on Jews.

Cristina: Or should it be on Nazis?

Jack: I guess. I don't know, man, because we gotta talk about everything that the Jews go through on. No, that's Hitler. Everything Hitler. Yeah, I guess so. So the first Reich has to rise and fall within that day.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But on N*** Day you go through the murder of Jews and then all the Nazis get arrested by Americans. So on day one, I guess, I guess you could say that N*** day is a week long. It's not N*** Day, it's N*** Week. Right. And so the Beginning of the week starts with a bunch of people rallying together. The second day is them, like, going and capturing a bunch of Jews. The third day is them starting to take Jew lives. The fourth day is the middle of the week, Right. Seven days of the week. The very middle. So here is. This is the peak. Right. This is the top. This climax point. So here you take. Yeah. Deaths. But also, it's the one day, is the first day that Americans show up to celebrate.

Cristina: And why are they celebrating?

Jack: Because they claim they stopped the war.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Although everybody else and their mother was already there waiting.

Cristina: So they're there to stop it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. So on the fourth day, Americans are like, oh, yeah, it's our first day of Nazis Day, of N*** Week. So then it's. We go. We take trips, and they take trips to Germany, where then they start, for the next three days, purge, hunting the Germans.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And the ones that they can't kill before the last day, they have to arrest on the last day.

Cristina: They're supposed to be killing them. Yeah, well, they're killing, too.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: You're trying to kill them, and they're just not killing this whole time, too. Like, they're killing even after day four.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. They keep killing. They don't stop killing until day seven.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: When whoever takes the place of Hitler, it's kind of like. Which is weird, bro. Like, all jokes aside, you know how strange it is that we have, like, reenactments of the Confederate War?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This weird is a weird.

Cristina: I don't know. That's for history lovers, I guess. I guess, like, there's reenactment of many different. I'm assuming. I'm assuming. I can't imagine that that's the only thing people want to reenact.

Jack: Like, do people go around reenacting World War II?

Cristina: Possibly.

Jack: But look, there's video games about the worst day of many people's lives. There's so Many World War II video games and movies.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Some are just based on real s*** that happened. And it's like, you just. You know, for entertainment's sake, we're gonna go to the theater and watch somebody's actual misery unfold.

Cristina: Yes. But we love stuff like that. We love stuff like that, so why not reenact?

Jack: It's like that Ted Bundy show, right? It's like, here, watch something that did happen to people who are real and was totally horrible in every possible way. And we're gonna make money off it, and you're gonna enjoy it.

Cristina: Yeah. One day there'll be a VR version where you get to play as Ted Bundy.

Jack: It's gonna be great. People are gonna love it. You get to rape all the women and then kill them all.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: I can't wait. It's gonna be great.

Cristina: How far? It's so horrible.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I mean, maybe no one will want to play the VR. Maybe they want to just watch him do it. They don to be him.

Jack: On the flip side, I'm sure there's some people who fantasize about being seduced by him and then raped and then murdered.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or murdered and raped, regardless of what order he decided to do things in any given moment.

Cristina: I guess there's different versions of this game. You can play as him. You can play just watching him. You can play as the victim.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Whoever you want to be in his story.

Jack: It's capitalism, bro. If it sells, it tells.

Cristina: Oh, that's so horrible.

Jack: Anything is fair game. That's why I'm still kind of shocked we don't have petal dolls. Like, that's a market that is. I mean, let's be fair. Some places have pedal dolls, but, like, this is America. Why don't we have pedo dolls?

Cristina: I feel like if you have dolls that are made from anime characters, that's good enough, Right?

Jack: You think, like, what about guys who only fantasize about. I say guys, but I guess women do it too. Who only fantasize about. Like, that's sexism right there, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, that's a double standard. I'm like, guys rape children. Was like, no. There's probably women doing it too.

Cristina: Yeah. How dare you? What about those women rapists?

Jack: Yeah. No, it's crazy because the logic is that women get raped but don't rape, and men can't get raped but do rape. But it's like, that doesn't make any f****** sense. Of course. Both sides rape and both sides get raped.

Cristina: Yes. Yes.

Jack: That is the only thing that makes sense.

Cristina: Yes. As far as I know, only female teachers rape. Oh, no, actually, both sides rape. They both rape students. It sucks. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Who the f***. It's not like the craziest part about. If you're male and your teacher, quote, rapes you, unquote, and you're suped. Don't. Don't f*** that person's life up because you're f******. Bro, Are you kidding me?

Cristina: If you're a male teacher.

Jack: No, if you're male student and a female teacher rapes you allegedly. But you enjoyed it and you just kind of want to Brat and share with the homies. Don't. You're telling them not to wait till you're 18. If it was up and they forced you to do. Tell everybody. Yeah, you tell everyone that, bro. You rat on her, you find her family, send her them photos of the rape. I don't give a.

Cristina: But if there's someone who enjoyed it.

Jack: And wanted it, you enjoyed it. They enjoyed it. It was consensual, even if illegal, because we made up laws around that. Just shut the f*** up. You're gonna get somebody in trouble when you don't want to.

Cristina: Oh, it's weird.

Jack: But look, we made up the idea of a child that happened in 1960s that we legislated in England. First, the concept of a child.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then we built laws around that, not giving a f*** because our grandparents were still like 12 year olds having children. S***. You know, like whatever. If you feel you gave consent, don't f*** somebody up. If you feel it was f***** up and wrong, do whatever you got.

Cristina: These are all horrible holidays. If Ted Bundy holiday and Peto. Boto Day.

Jack: Pedo day. What? No, it has to be based around somebody. I wonder if there's a Pedo Day.

Cristina: Why not?

Jack: Why not?

Cristina: I don't know. There's a Penguin Day.

Jack: There's a Penguin Day. That's this week too.

Cristina: That's this week too.

Jack: It's funny because that's actually related to Martin Luther King.

Cristina: How is it related to Martha Luther King?

Jack: Well, there's a. The idea of penguins, not of penguins. Everything surrounding the Flat Earth Coalition has to do a lot with Martin Luther King and penguins.

Cristina: He has something to do with what?

Jack: The Flat Earth Coalition.

Cristina: What's that?

Jack: Us. Everything.

Cristina: Everything.

Jack: Reality.

Cristina: Reality.

Jack: Not reality really, but like the. Okay, I'll explain. Let's paint the picture. So people who don't understand flat Earth believe that the Flat Earthers believe, which a lot of people who are Flat Earthers and are idiots because they themselves didn't go check the facts or whatever. They believe that there is a wall of ice surrounding Earth region of.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: And that on the other side, it goes on forever. And that is reality just goes on more land forever. And that there's rich people out there or other civilizations or whatever, blah, blah, blah, blizzards, whatever. Lizards come from the universe too, but whatever. We don't f****** ask questions. So in the case of Earth, Earth is a. Is a. Both round and flat. You could say is both round and flat.

Cristina: But the part we're on is the flat part.

Jack: It's not really flat. But the curvature is so minimal. But to get a good visual of what we're talking about here, the best idea I have of interpreting it is if you look at a globe and you see the size of Puerto Rico on the globe, and then you draw a circle around Puerto Rico on the globe.

Cristina: Yes. And then you be a very small circle.

Jack: Very small circle. And then you take a map, a world map, but not on a globe. A flat world map, and then you shrink that world map till everything fits inside the circle. You drew where Puerto Rico was, and you put it inside the circle, and then you back up from the globe.

Cristina: And then that's the real Earth.

Jack: That's what we. What we call Earth is really just the flat part of Earth. We call that one region Earth, when in reality that's flat. Yeah. We're so small. That's flatter. Flat Earth is inside that. Now we're still on a sphere.

Cristina: That's humongous.

Jack: That's humongous. But we are not accessing any of that. We're not allowed to. There's no point in doing it. We work for people who easily come in and out, and we're allowed in and out. But the outside of the wall isn't allowed. The commoners.

Cristina: Yeah, we're not really allowed to investigate any of that.

Jack: Exactly. As you know. We're not really. Because our jurisdiction is inside the flat earth circle.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Anything outside the flat earth circle that is not our business. What's happening out there, we don't discuss. It doesn't matter. We don't know. We're not supposed to know. It doesn't matter. Now, Martin Luther King had to get certain things legislated, but because the powers that be in land, rich people with a lot of ignorance behind them refused to do things properly. So Martin Luther King had to get in contact with their higher ups.

Cristina: So outside the people, outside the wall.

Jack: No. Yeah. He actually had to get in contact with the President of the United States from that time, which was Lyndon Johnson, I believe. And so he got in contact with, like, I could be botching his name. I'm not sure. But Lyndon Johnson. He got in touch with Lyndon Johnson. They had many secret meetings that have been. Some of them were secretly recorded. There's conversations that have proof of. And in those conversations, he got Lyndon to agree because Martin Luther King is not allowed outside a circle. But as a world leader, world leaders can go outside. World leaders can go outside if they have reason to.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And so he got Lyndon Johnson to agree. And Lyndon Johnson now World leaders themselves have to go. You can't send somebody who works for you. You have to go yourself. Your people can escort you to the barrier. Yeah, but they are not allowed out. No, only you as a leader. Because now you enter in your the bottom of the barrel. Outside, you might be the top of the s*** inside flat earth, but outside flat earth, in round earth, you're nothing. You're nothing. You're just the bottom you entered at the bottom.

Cristina: But you can go there to ask for help.

Jack: Yes. So basically, Lyndon Johnson goes to the overlords that are outside the flat earth ring and asks for help, because the people with money within the flat earth ring are lobbying to keep laws the way they are and to allow segregation to continue and to allow s***** housing conditions. And so he needed to jump over money with power. So he got in contact with the overlords. Overlords agreed to help and they got people to go in and make the people with money completely obsolete, thus easily legislating the end of legal segregation, allowing for better housing conditions for people of color and just things like that.

Cristina: And what do the penguins have to do with that?

Jack: Well, the penguins are. Well, I guess this is a different explanation. But the ice wall surrounding all of flat earth is guarded by a possibly chimera of some sort, which is a penguin. We're not sure if it's a human combined with some other creature, but a penguin, as you know, we have no birds. That's not a thing. They never evolved from dinosaurs or anything. But we do have penguins, which are biological.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So there's some made up invention that's happened over here. And so penguins are absurdly overpowered, absurdly fast, kind of like a hippo, you know, just really strong, really fast, really intelligent. And they guard the wall.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If you were to try to cross without permission, they'll kill you. They can easily dispose of you. It would be so effortless.

Cristina: What? Yeah, they have powers. Well, not any, like superpowers.

Jack: Not necessarily superpowers, but astound abilities. For example, you know, penguins are very quick swimmers. Well, quick is an understatement. We see, you know, Discovery Channel telling us about penguins, and those are in inland penguins. We're not looking at penguins guarding the border. When we go to those penguins, we're talking about things that move, you know, 100 miles per hour in the water. What, like you couldn't get away on a boat if you wanted to? Yeah, things with skin as thick as elephant skin.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: A torpedo in the water, basically.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: They're kind of overpowered.

Cristina: They're torpedoes in the water.

Jack: What, and they can walk inland way to the other side. They are.

Cristina: Who escorts you to the other side?

Jack: To the other side. And it's not an easy walk. It is far and they will take. Luckily they have villages set up and they can. The penguins can take you to their villages. There are probably. There's several stops. Several stops between the entrance of the wall on our side and the exit of the wall on their side. Miles and miles and miles.

Cristina: We don't know how long exactly.

Jack: I don't know. Ex. What was the last time we went there? You know, it's. Yeah, I don't know, but. Yeah. So those penguins, you know, they stop at villages, many pit stops. We can have machinery. So we gotta kind of get a shortcut. We pass all that s***. We don't really. But like these people don't.

Cristina: No.

Jack: So the president had to go and go through this whole trail.

Cristina: Penguin people. Penguin people or whatever we want to call them. We call them penguins. But they're not really what people think of as penguins.

Jack: Yeah, my. My thing is that perhaps there was some creature that existed ahead of time. And when the overlords decided that we should cut off the flat earth section of the planet and let them develop on their own, that around this time is when penguins were made. And we know that things like adrenochrome exist. I'm thinking that penguins are an entire other creature that was maybe given adrenochrome and resulted in the penguin happening.

Cristina: Okay. Of course, of course, of course.

Jack: That's how it would play.

Cristina: That's how.

Jack: Yeah, that's how it would play. I didn't just figure that out now as I was talking. That's exactly what would happen. Right, so the penguins, obviously, I've known this this whole time.

Cristina: Something else.

Jack: Yeah, they were something else. And then they got a dream come. We don't know what they were. So maybe some creature from the other side of the wall.

Cristina: Oh, I thought they were fairies, actually.

Jack: Yes, yes, you're actually right. You're actually right. They are actually fairies which don't really need adrenochrome. Adrenochrome.

Cristina: I mean, if a fairy is addicted to adrenochrome level, that's probably the reward, to be fair.

Jack: Yeah, because they. Well, fairies are already overpowered. Next to like a regular human.

Cristina: Yeah. Why would they be doing this? You said it's some type of chimera. So maybe it's somehow a hybrid fairy, non fairy culture.

Jack: Well, here's what's interesting interesting about this? We know they can shapeshift as well.

Cristina: No way.

Jack: Yeah, we know penguins can shapeshift. I'm assuming that that form that we call penguin is their default form. But like, I don't know, maybe could be wrong. They could look like some whole other.

Cristina: Yeah, but. it's so weird. They can transform. They can.

Jack: They shapeshift?

Cristina: Shapeshift?

Jack: Yeah, they can shapeshift.

Cristina: What? Yeah, they're shape shifting into bullets.

Jack: They could, I mean, I guess, but now they move so fast in the water, they could probably alter their shape to be really sharp and pierce through a boat that's trying to go through. Hence all the boats that get lost out there.

Cristina: But aren't there other animals that live up there? Are those actual animals?

Jack: No, they live way into the no life zone.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's the wall. Not just a place with Arctic conditions. They are in the depths of the Arctic. It's the actual everything dies here zone.

Cristina: So no bears or anything?

Jack: No, they need to be where there's trees and they need to be where there are other animals to eat.

Cristina: Okay. And this spot is just.

Jack: This is way away from dead snow. Dead snow? Technically not even like ground.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because there's no land up there. It's ice. It's just if the ice melted, there would be nowhere to stand. That's what it is up there. The fear that the people on the other side, you know, the Illuminati headquarters and like the Freemasons and just everybody on the other side, you know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Their fear is that the planet is getting hotter and the wall is slowly dissipating.

Cristina: Is it the whole planet or just our part of the planet that we're burning up?

Jack: It's our part of the planet. Our emissions from inside of our ring.

Cristina: In Flat Earth, it's breaking the ice wall.

Jack: It's melting the ice wall. The ice wall. The problem is that it's not dispersing because the ice wall is pretty big and so the heat is trapped inside. If it could just go up enough and leave, that'd be fine. Just roll evenly spread out evenly across the rest of round Earth. But no, it's trapped inside the flat Earth region. So it's melting the walls, trying to get out.

Cristina: Is there a way we can stop that from happening?

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We're still waiting on reports for that to find out what we could do.

Cristina: We can't figure it out.

Jack: It's not a job. It's not our job.

Cristina: Should do something.

Jack: We do things about flat Earth and we deal with outer space. We don't deal with round Earth. It is not our job.

Cristina: What? That's so part of our job? Sort of.

Jack: I mean, everything that we'd do to fix a planet is already sort of in our wheelhouse. But there are other people for that and that's their job. And when they. I get that we're the top and we should like, have dibs on what jobs. But we don't have dibs on what jobs.

Cristina: But we've solved so many things.

Jack: Okay, but we also have a bunch of s*** that's pending.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So we kind of. They need us to stay focused.

Cristina: Yeah. Because.

Jack: Yeah. Okay, what happens? We successfully figure out the wall problem and we sleep on the f****** cat people. Next thing you know, they've made crazy advancements and show up on our doorstep. How? How do we win that fight?

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: We can't.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Does. Does stupid global heating bullshit compete with an overpowered, scientifically advanced creature so far ahead of us that it's basically a God?

Cristina: We should just send them some zombies. That's all we need to do.

Jack: Kind of genius. We should just send some zombies through the pyramids and just poof, they're over there and see what happens. But they're so advanced they could cure that. Again, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We're too primitive. We need to figure out kidnapping one of them and getting them talking. We need to separate them from.

Cristina: You wanna. From space.

Jack: They told us where their gods are. Yeah, we kidnapped the ones from the bottom of Lake Loch Ness.

Cristina: Oh yeah.

Jack: And they told us about the ones up there in the Great Void. Yeah, we need the ones from the Great Void. The ones in Loch Ness were an independent group. Once we have the one, at least one from the Great Void, we can ask about the technology that allows the Great Void to exist. And chances are that's enough to also solve the. The heat problem.

Cristina: The heat problem. Yeah, I guess so. We can get back to it eventually.

Jack: Well, we're gonna give that data. They have all our information.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They'll apply. They'll give it that data to the team working on the heating problem.

Cristina: I still feel like that portal we should be worried about because somehow time is messed up.

Jack: Yeah, this is exactly my point. You see, like we have things that trump the h*** out of slightly warm, you know, I guess, godlike cats that probably angry that we've captured, tortured and murdered some of their people. And probably Plotting some s***. F****** a whole rift through space time that leads to an entirely different universe that we should probably pay attention to. We got problems.

Cristina: Yeah, I'm starting to think they were trying to stop us somehow. Like they knew we were gonna ruin space time.

Jack: Who? The cat people?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know what you just said that I find really interesting?

Cristina: What?

Jack: And we'll come back to the f******. The wall in a second. But like, it's actually pretty interesting. But going off the idea that the cat people are in fact trying to stop us. Right.

Cristina: Yes, right, right.

Jack: Just. Just curiously following that train of thought. There was a version of me with a time machine.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Actively went forward in time to completely dismantle Earth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And assuming that they're so advanced they also have time machines, they know this happened and they're probably actively trying to come up with a plan to stop it.

Cristina: Huh? Oh, crap.

Jack: And that's probably what we stumbled upon.

Cristina: Then we have to get to them before they get to us. Us? Well, you specifically.

Jack: Well, they need to get to the past version of me that got to the machine.

Cristina: Yes. So we gotta do something before that happens.

Jack: Well, yeah, that happened in the past. There's nothing we could do. We would need to use the machine to go back in time. But we know the rule.

Cristina: That past you knew about the future. So is that past you even a past you or a future you that we haven't met yet or like the whole time thing is all messed up? Everything is messed up already. We don't know the order of anything.

Jack: Yeah, we don't know the order of anything because simply the fact that. Simply the fact that this hole exists is a f****** problem in time. Because chances are it exists before the time that causes rift that made it exist. So. Okay, that's f*****.

Cristina: Yes. I think this all started, though, because we stole the time machine. Maybe this not the time machine. Did we destroy it?

Jack: No, we have the time machine. We just don't use it because.

Cristina: No. Destroying the one in the middle of the Earth, I think might have messed up everything.

Jack: Oh, but that wasn't a time machine. That was a portal.

Cristina: That was a portal.

Jack: That was the reptilian portal to Universe two.

Cristina: Yes. Then the portal in my backyard. I think the portals, like, messed with time somehow.

Jack: I mean, yeah, they're crossing space. Yeah, we destroyed it. And space time is one thing.

Cristina: So. Yeah, I think that really has something to do with why everything's screwed up.

Jack: Yeah, but it's funny because we've had the portal in your backyard since before we destroyed the Portal that was connecting Earth 1 and 2.

Cristina: Yeah, but. I know it doesn't make sense, but you were stopping cat people before we knew cat people were in danger.

Jack: Before you and I knew cat people.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But I didn't. We didn't exist yet. Yeah, we were cloned afterwards.

Cristina: Yeah, it's weird still, but we don't know if that. That was another clone of you or that was just you in the future, because it's a time machine. We don't know which version of you that really is.

Jack: Yeah, we do, because he was sending people. He wasn't going there himself. He took one trip and came back and then started sending people out.

Cristina: But we don't know where he came.

Jack: Yeah, we do.

Cristina: We do know.

Jack: Yeah, we know that he was from this time sending people forward to prevent the cat peoples.

Cristina: But how did he know about that unless he was.

Jack: Because he went to the future with the time machine and saw it. He saw the cat people had taken over the world and went back in time to his time, and then would charge people to go to the future and would send them to random periods of time so they'd repopulate and overthrow the capipultimate. I remember that vividly.

Cristina: You don't think he was just from the future?

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. That wouldn't make sense because that's too far in the future. If it was repopulated.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: He had to have been from here because that's hundreds of years in the future. I'm not immortal. No, it's just me. But he took a time machine to the future, was like, no, this ain't happening. Came back and tried to f*** it up. Yeah, apparently successfully.

Cristina: Well, we don't know how successful, I guess. I don't know.

Jack: Fair enough. It could be that his attempt at stopping the future then force the cat people to advance dramatically in our own time.

Cristina: Oh, so that's the case.

Jack: Can you imagine? Just trying to stop them made it worse so that it happened sooner.

Cristina: Exactly. Should we be worried about that?

Jack: Well, we should be with. This is why we're focusing on these things.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: This is why we're not bothering with stopping global warming.

Cristina: All right?

Jack: Or it's not even global warming, it's climate change.

Cristina: And just in this area.

Jack: And just in this area, it's not global.

Cristina: Yeah. All right.

Jack: Yeah. So that's pretty much what's happening there. And actually how Martin Luther King relates to the penguins in the first place.

Cristina: And that's why those holidays are so close. No, it has nothing to do with.

Jack: Holidays are so close.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just coincidence.

Cristina: And that's why it said Bundy should have his own holiday.

Jack: Something like that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. But yeah. Kind of interesting, right? So the road that. Because everything has that kind of seven degrees of separation or whatever.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: At least that existed back then. Now I believe it's two degrees of separation.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Or no, three. You and two other people connect to everyone in the world.

Cristina: Why? What does it never jump up so quick?

Jack: Internet.

Cristina: The Internet? Oh.

Jack: I guarantee you that on some social platform, you follow one person who's followed by billions. Maybe not billions, but millions and millions and millions.

Cristina: I follow someone who follows my. A Martin Luther King fake account.

Jack: Yeah. You at least follow one person who follows some body who knows who is following a million people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or you follow someone who follows a million people and by default, that person connected to everybody is then connected all the people. That's how it goes. So everybody's connected in that way. It's like 2 degrees or 3 degrees now.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: It was greater when that movie came out. Seven degrees of separation.

Cristina: Yeah, it was exactly seven.

Jack: I believe on average calculation was six to seven people.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: About two to three years after that movie came out. It was already five.

Cristina: Wow. And soon it'll be one. No, that's impossible. That's so impossible.

Jack: What do you mean? Of course soon it's gonna be one with VR.

Cristina: Is that how it's gonna be one? No, it's.

Jack: What. What would be. It could be in an isolated bubble in VR.

Cristina: So how are you gonna know everybody?

Jack: Because the connection gap is what's closing. Do you personally know, like, Eminem?

Cristina: No.

Jack: Do you follow him?

Cristina: Probably.

Jack: So like, what the fu. Of course, it's not like you're. You don't need any additional anything for.

Cristina: So you don't really need to know anyone.

Jack: You don't need to know anybody. You're just connected to everybody.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay, I see.

Jack: It's about how many moves you have to do to send somebody. Like a message.

Cristina: Mm. You know, all right, I guess I see how that works.

Jack: Yeah. That's the degrees of separation. You need to know everybody.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But I guarantee you there's only two people between you and the President of the United States.

Cristina: Probably.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: See how fascinating how penguins relate, right? Yeah, they kind of relate to everything. Because you always have to go through penguins to get anywhere.

Cristina: To get anywhere? What do you mean? Or you just mean outside?

Jack: Outside. To get anywhere outside of flat earth.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The ring where they are the obvious place where I said they were.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: To get through there. They're related to that.

Cristina: Yes. And they're related to Michael. Wow. I think I keep saying Michael Martin. And they're related to Martin.

Jack: Martin Luther King. Well, they're related to everything. Anybody who needs to get out.

Cristina: Anyone who needs to get out. Yes. And that's just the people on top.

Jack: He said, well, we don't know. We know the people on top are out there.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: We don't know what else. Again, none of our business.

Cristina: None of our business.

Jack: It would be crazy if everything out there is way the f*** bigger and it's just two corporations out there. I guess not corporations, but organizations out there and nothing else. Everything else is just empty. Let's assume that's wrong.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And there's probably other crap out there, but nothing that concerns us, man.

Cristina: How do we know that there aren't cat people out there?

Jack: Doesn't matter.

Cristina: Doesn't matter.

Jack: Nothing outside of that matters. Nothing you say will make it matter. We have no answers for anything outside of that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we probably never will. No, because it doesn't matter to us. There's somebody who's in charge of dealing with that, and I hope they're good.

Cristina: At their job, and they could always promote us to be working there.

Jack: I feel like that would be a downgrade.

Cristina: You think so?

Jack: Working on round Earth as opposed to working with everything else in the universe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I like the reach and power I have. They don't have subhumans just doing everything they want because of humans. Subhumans are a flat earth thing.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Really?

Jack: Yes. China is a flat earth thing?

Cristina: Yeah. They have to have things similar, though.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: I don't know. Well, we don't know, I guess. No.

Jack: Yeah. Like, I don't know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They don't have china. I know that much. We have china.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And because of that, I believe that a hundred percent. Like, yeah, they don't have what we have. But there's more stuff out there.

Cristina: But what else do you know about penguins as, like.

Jack: Well, how do you mean?

Cristina: Like their history or anything?

Jack: I don't know crap about penguins. I know that penguins are from the other side. I don't know what creature is that. It's. If it's a fairy. If it's factually a fairy. I believe it is a fairy of some sort. I don't know which side of the shadow realm it comes from. I don't know what benefits it gets for being on this side. Because fairies are the only creatures we know who can travel all the Planes without needing adrenochrome or fear in order to manifest.

Cristina: But there aren't any stories about them.

Jack: Not that I know. They've never been a problem to us, so we have no reason to, like, deep dive into them. We've not trying to stop anything. We're not trying to understand how they function. Because they're not a problem to us. They're guardians of the rules we already follow.

Cristina: Interesting. Lame.

Jack: Yeah. I'm sure there's interesting things about them, but they're peaceful creatures.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're not really out here trolling. In fact, they work for the good guys. There's no reason to like.

Cristina: But we researched chimeras before we knew that they were somehow involved with us.

Jack: Yeah, but chimeras have been known to do a bunch of bad s***, so it's useful information to know how to stop it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: You know, the more we know, the better in the case of a penguin, like, what has a penguin ever really done other than protect the outside? And probably rightfully so, considering we destroy everything within the flat earth ring.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, like, it makes sense that they're not letting us get through unless they think they're not gonna destroy everything over there. That's fair.

Cristina: Okay. How do people celebrate Penguin Day?

Jack: That is a fascinating question. I have no clue. Dressed like penguins. Everybody wears a suit.

Cristina: Everyone wears a suit. I don't know. A suit. What?

Jack: Suit and tie for Work Day.

Cristina: That is horrible.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Why is it horrible to celebrate penguins? I don't know. It doesn't relate at all.

Jack: All right. How would you celebrate Penguin Day?

Cristina: Eat fish whole? I don't know.

Jack: Do penguins eat fish whole?

Cristina: I have no idea what the penguins eat. Eat fish? I'm assuming that they do, man.

Jack: I actually have no f****** clue what penguins eat.

Cristina: It has to be fish.

Jack: What else is there? Right? Like, it has to be smaller than fish.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Whatever it's eating has to be fish size or smaller. The end.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because, like, what the f***, right? How does it. I don't know. How does it feel?

Cristina: You think they eat the seals? No. The seals.

Jack: I know seals eat penguins.

Cristina: Yeah. Huh?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that much. Seals eat penguins.

Cristina: How are they doing that?

Jack: How are they doing what?

Cristina: Eating penguins if penguins are so strong?

Jack: Well, based on what they eat, we can assume we're talking about the weak ones in land, like, closer to us, rather than the ones guarding the wall.

Cristina: Because guarding the wall, ones are like soldiers.

Jack: They're soldiers?

Cristina: Yeah. And the rest are more like villagers.

Jack: Rest are more like retarded. Animals.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah, you know, like the, the low budget, low IQ ones.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Those are the failed experiments.

Jack: They're not experiments.

Cristina: Well, we don't know what they are.

Jack: I thought they're fairies.

Cristina: Aren't they fairies? I don't know. They're chimeras, maybe. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, like I'm pretty sure they're fairies. Okay, like there's a good 90, like 5% chance of fairies.

Cristina: What are the chances that they're just robots?

Jack: I don't know. Separate that other 5% into everything else and you have the answer to your question. Whatever that 5% is. How many things could they be? It's one fraction of that 5%. So smaller than 5% the chance of them being robots? Yes. If 95% of them being a fairy.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: And then being a robot. Well, it has to be less than 95%.

Cristina: And you're saying Chimeras is also less than 95%?

Jack: It's less than 5%.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because if it's a chimera, then it has to fit with that 5% chance it's lingered. That means 2.5 for robot, 2.5 for chimera. Alright, you got some third option? Okay, then it's less.

Jack: So less than 5%. If 95 is the alternative, what about.

Cristina: The penguins at the zoos? What are those?

Jack: Those are the dumb penguins.

Cristina: Those are more dumb penguins.

Jack: This is just the average dumb penguins that didn't make the military.

Cristina: But aren't birds.

Jack: They're not birds. Have you ever seen a flying penguin?

Cristina: So you're saying birds are.

Jack: Do penguins have hollow bones and are they extremely light or are they heavy like mammals?

Cristina: Wait, they don't have hollow bones.

Jack: That's why they don't fly.

Cristina: Oh. What about other birds that can't fly?

Jack: Like an ostrich? Yeah, no, it's really f****** big. There's a different problem going on there. And its wings are not proportionate to its body.

Cristina: What about flamingos?

Jack: Flamingos fly.

Cristina: They do. Oh, okay.

Jack: Flamingos are great flyers, but also their body's structured in such a way that they're particularly thin and crazy light.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay, so they're.

Jack: An adult flamingo will be like £20 max.

Cristina: What? How tall can they get?

Jack: Like 5ft or something.

Cristina: What? That's crazy looking in the sky.

Jack: I mean, they're really skinny.

Cristina: Yeah, I don't know, it looks, it feels like it would be very alien to look at a giant, skinny pink thing in the sky.

Jack: Yeah, like gracefully flying.

Cristina: Yeah. Like we look like a worm in space or something. Like, what would we be looking up at?

Jack: I don't know. It's actually really interesting.

Cristina: That's so weird. So penguins, though, are special or the ones in the zoos. Yeah, that's sad. Okay, Special how? You said they're not like the. They're just the rejects of the.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's. You're thinking of it the wrong way, maybe.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Like there are. The ones at the wall are the elites.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Versus assuming that the other ones are the crappy ones. Mm, no, those are the normal ones.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The crappy ones are the normal ones. They're not crappy, they're just normal.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: While the other ones are just better than normal.

Cristina: All right, so there's normal penguins and super penguins. Super penguins. Okay.

Jack: The super penguins guard the wall, okay.

Cristina: Like the humans and superhumans. Alright?

Jack: Subhumans.

Cristina: Oh, subhumans. They're like superhumans. That's weird that we name them subhumans, okay?

Jack: They have no freedom. That's the one thing that makes humans human.

Cristina: But they're superhuman.

Jack: What's the super part? With no freedom, you're just garbage.

Jack: I say what you do when you do it, that makes you garbage.

Cristina: Is that the same with these penguins, though?

Jack: I guess. But we don't tell them what to do.

Cristina: Yeah, we don't. Yeah, someone's telling them what to do.

Jack: Someone's telling them what to do. And it's probably the leaders of the Freemasons or the Illuminati or the, you know, the top chain of command. They're the ones out there making those choices. Yeah, completely interesting though, how the penguins are part of everything.

Cristina: Then we should have a weekly celebration, not just a day. How do we decide What's a day celebration? What's week? What's month?

Jack: I do not know. Why is it Black History Month and not Black History Year? Why isn't every day Black History Day? When black history did not happen all in one day? When black people came to exist and ceased to exist, all in February, the shortest month. No, that's not how that happened, but okay, yes.

Cristina: A whole month, though. Penguins deserve a month.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: They protect us 100%.

Jack: You interact with black people more than penguins.

Cristina: You want that to have two months?

Jack: I don't know who black people. No, I'm saying, like, way less than penguins is. I mean, the penguins should have way less than black people because we interact with black people. Maybe outside the wall there's penguin year or some s***.

Cristina: Yeah, I Don't know. So we should have Black Year. What would that be?

Jack: No, I think it's fine the way it is.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Just Penguins get a day. That's fine.

Jack: Yeah. In fact, there shouldn't be black history. There should just be history that encompasses all. Everyone's version of everything.

Cristina: Isn't that what history is?

Jack: No, it just tells you the history of the people telling you a story.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: American history as told by Americans.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: World history as told by Americans. Like. No, tell me everybody else's version of this series of events so that I can take what I believe.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, what is the British version of America during the World Wars?

Jack: Exactly. Well, I know what the British version of America is during the World War, which is that the Americans only came after they knew it was safe enough.

Cristina: In both ways, though.

Jack: World War II.

Cristina: Yeah, but what happened in World War I? I don't know.

Jack: The British were involved in that.

Cristina: I don't know. I'm assuming it's a world war.

Jack: It was against Germany, too. I remember that.

Cristina: Yeah. You're saying they weren't involved. They should have been involved.

Jack: I'm sure they weren't involved. I asked if they were involved. I that don't know anything about World.

Cristina: War I. Oh, okay.

Jack: But in World War II, I am very aware that everyone else in the world except the United states agrees that 1. The United States were a bunch of p****** that waited till all the problems were dealt with to come in and basically deal with stragglers and then say, we ended the war. Everybody has that same story except the United States. That is like, we got there at the worst and we did the most work and we stopped the war. We won World War II.

Cristina: And their story is we came last minute.

Jack: Everybody else's story is the United States popped up last second, did the least amount of anything, and then took all the credit and told every. It's like the dude who showed up last second, there was only a button. There was only a button left to press. And the United States showed up as England is about to press the button that closes that last gate, and the United States pressed the button ahead, and he's like, I did it. That's basically everybody's story. The United States showed up, did what was already done. It's like, I did it.

Cristina: But did they blow things up probably.

Jack: After everybody's been blowing things up for, like, 20 years?

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Actually, it's like 10 years, but you get the point.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: United States showed up all late and what blew up? Two, three, Things, and they're like, we did it. We stopped the war. No, you came as the war had already been established to end soon, and then that's when you popped up.

Cristina: Hey, we scared them to end it. I don't know.

Jack: Scared who to end what?

Cristina: I don't know. Whoever we were against the literal exact.

Jack: Same time frame was meant.

Cristina: Oh, not even like a day faster.

Jack: No, it was predicted that it would take, what, like seven months or something?

Cristina: Oh. And it's like, exactly.

Jack: Took about seven and a half months from the point that that prediction was made before the actual decline began. And around that period of time is when the United States. About the.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's sad.

Jack: Just tragic. Tragic. Pathetic sadness. And then the United States being like, we did it. Like, you didn't do anything. We're out here for the last 10 years fixing the problem you were staying away from, and you came in last year.

Cristina: That's what a history should be from everyone's point of view.

Jack: Yeah, it should be from everybody's point of view. Like, I'm definitely sure that England has a different story on what the f*** happened when people came to the United States in the first place.

Cristina: Mmm.

Jack: You know, and it's like, well, they were a bunch of p******. Well, I'm actually interested in why the Americans left versus your version of trying to suppress people in the first place. So, like, you tell me. Well, we were suppressing our s*** and they were making it hard. And we came over here because we wanted to not be under their rule. Yes, versus. They were a bunch of delinquent, criminal rogues that were on the run and they decided to leave the country in order to not get arrested. Sounds like you were just angry they weren't doing what you said.

Cristina: But they left and they were still with them. They were still partners, weren't they? For a while. Like, they didn't, like, run away and say goodbye to Britain at the same time when they came to America.

Jack: Yeah, they did.

Cristina: They did.

Jack: Yeah. They actually came and started a whole new country.

Cristina: I know that, but I thought they were still working together.

Jack: How?

Cristina: How?

Jack: Yeah, like, in what scope are they working together? For what? To what end? If it was religious oppression and rights that they were being violated over there, they left the crap out of that. Why stay in contact with them to survive?

Cristina: Because they had nothing here until, like, they learned from the Indians, I guess.

Jack: Realize how long of a trip you're talking about to come here in a wooden boat across the ocean? What help could they send? And if you could make it back. Why would you come back here?

Cristina: But wasn't there a huge thing of like they had a war against the British while here, while they already settled down?

Jack: Yes. Wasn't that the British invading to reclaim the people who are theirs?

Cristina: I don't know what the timeline. Okay. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah. The British American war was essentially trying to reclaim so that the Americans don't get their independence.

Cristina: Oh, all right.

Jack: Which then led to Independence Day where we did get our independence from the British.

Cristina: Alright.

Jack: Yeah. It wasn't that they were in cahoots.

Cristina: Why isn't that a month long? How do we decide?

Jack: I guess the end of the war is what we mark for wars.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So Independence Day happened on the day we got independence from England.

Cristina: When we have a day for a person, is that the day they were born or the day they died?

Jack: Usually neither.

Cristina: Neither.

Jack: No.

Cristina: It's an important day in their life.

Jack: I actually haven't the slightest clue. If we go back like Martin Luther King. I'm not sure what significance Martin Luther King Day has because I don't think it was his birthday. And I'm. He wasn't alive when civil rights things got done and that got done in many different parts at many different times. I'm not sure like what.

Cristina: What they chose.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: It was just like, this day is empty. Let's put it here.

Jack: Yeah. Well, it's close enough to Black month. Can you imagine? I mean, it's in January. Black History month is February. Like it's close enough to black moon throws. You know, white people being racist. Martin Luther King is the same as the rest of the black people. You know, put them in the same section of the year.

Cristina: Is there a day for other people though? Like, that were as important as him during that time. There's plenty of.

Jack: You mean everyone?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You mean everyone. Martin Luther King is the least important guy in the civil rights movement. He was the kindest.

Cristina: So all those other people deserve a day.

Jack: They do. Where the f*** is Rosa Parks Day? There might be a Rosa Parks Day.

Cristina: I don't f****** know. There might be.

Jack: There might be. There might be Malcolm X Day. Those are people who were acted like, I don't like Martin Luther King, man. And I know that's controversial. People just freak the f*** out. Any lefty listening to this had a heart attack. But like, why would you support a guy whose initial move isn't to make white people accept black culture, but rather kill black culture by having black people assimilate to white culture? Get the f*** out of Here. Shut the f*** up.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's a racist. He's a black guy who's racist to black people. And it's like, well, if you're tired of being treated like s***, act like the white people. It's like, what the f***, dude? Shut the f*** up. Malcolm X had it right. He's like, we're gonna take the rights that belong to us, not beg them to let us be one of them. The f*** are you talking about, dude? That's why that movement f****** failed, because it's not gonna work. You're not gonna ask people to treat you like a person. And they're the ones with the power. They're just gonna do it. That's why today is still a struggle, because people worship the ground. The guy who was worshipping black people walks on. I mean, worshiping white people. He's a black guy who worshipped white people and wanted black people to assimilate to white people. And the people worship that ground, which then empowers the white people in the first place to continue the oppression. Because the leader of the black civil rights movement was on their side. Like, that's not right. Martin Luther King. Malcolm X is the right guy. He was like, they either treat us right or we f****** kill them until they do. We burn their buildings until they do. We kidnap. We still. We. We do whatever the f***.

Cristina: It was that violent?

Jack: It wasn't that violent. He was pretty aggressive. It was very confrontational. I'm exaggerating, obviously, but he was definitely like, we'll take it. We will take it. And that's where Martin Luther King and Malcolm X disagreed heavily.

Cristina: So for Martin Luther King Day, people should be celebrating Malcolm X.

Jack: Because he wanted black culture and values to survive the death of segregation.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He wanted black culture to stand on its own.

Cristina: Well, Martin wanted to.

Jack: He was like, whatever we need to do to survive, and if it means suppress our culture and assimilate to theirs, then we'll do that. But he preaches peace.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he is a minister. And people follow God, follow Martin Luther King, because Malcolm X is too radical and extreme. And, like, so he's abusing his perception. Martin Luther King abuses perception to rally people behind him, which is powerful. Don't get me wrong. It's powerful. You can rally people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Behind ultimately a good thing, which is, let's stop the violence against black people. But your approach is also the death of black culture. Dude.

Cristina: But did he see it like that?

Jack: I don't know. That's a hard question. Right. Because we're not in his head.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But his wording is ultimately. Yeah, let's assimilate.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Whether he believes that to be the idea versus the fact that that's what's coming out of his mouth, I don't know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, it could have just been a means to an end to, like, hey, why people will accept the message if they hear us say, let's be like them.

Cristina: Like, the goal was more important than how we get to that goal.

Jack: Yeah. It was just like, let's stop the violence. Let's stop the abuse regardless of how we get there.

Cristina: Yeah. As long as we can end this segregation.

Jack: Yeah. As long as we get to live beyond this point, like, it's fine.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which. I get it. Yeah, totally. But, like, I rather die for what I believe in, you know? F*** your s***.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: F*** your s***. F*** your entire belief system. F*** all of it. Go kiss a**, bro. Not happening. Nope. I rather die and retain my identity, then live pretending to be somebody else.

Cristina: That's. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. I feel like most people would feel.

Jack: That way, too, except most people won't say that about Martin Luther King, even if that's what he represented, which were his primary disagreements with Malcolm X. Like, vocal disagreements that, no, we should. We shouldn't be becoming them. They either accept us as we are, or we will force them out of their places and take their seats.

Cristina: That would have been awesome.

Jack: That would have been awesome. But that didn't happen because the guy who ended up with the spotlight was the guy with the loudest microphone, who happened to be Martin Luther King. Who can get in a room with Lyndon Johnson to then get things accomplished in the first place.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Get voices from over the wall to hear him talking and then them coming in again. There's power behind this man's approach. You get to the penguins and you tell them, okay, this is the goal.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: This is why I need to cross. And they're like, well, it's a peaceful message. No violence is happening. You're not bringing any violence to this side. In fact, you're coming over here to ask for assistance with peace. Could Malcolm X have accomplished that?

Cristina: Probably not.

Jack: Probably not.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But Martin Luther King managed to accomplish it because every angle is peace.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The problem is an entire hope that.

Cristina: He'S a pastor, though.

Jack: Yeah. A lot of things help the fact that he's a pastor and that he.

Cristina: Died for the peace.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: He does help that someone murdered him.

Jack: Yeah. It's the visual.

Cristina: Horrible.

Jack: It's the visual we get from Gandhi. It's a person who literally died preaching peace and didn't raise a hand at anyone the entire course.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: On the flip side, Gandhi was a bit of a racist and a slave owner, so whatever. But, like, you get my point.

Cristina: It's the image that we see.

Jack: It's the image you see that then conveys, like, people don't understand that Gandhi was a scumbag that was garbage to a lot of people, primarily his own people, and would support the idea that God is going to liberate you, so you must endure the hard times. Meanwhile, he's filthy rich and not enduring the hard times, but he also doesn't want them to come and take his riches. So they're like, you know, fear God, and so stay in your situation because he will save you. It's brainwashing. It's tactics.

Cristina: It's beautiful. I mean, it's wrong, But Martin Luther.

Jack: King, black man, 1960s, who owns a home and a car and gets to walk freely on the streets, usually without any trouble, because he's one of the white guys. Oh, he's to the guy who's trying to merge. Let him. And he says what to the people? Be peaceful. Be calm. Don't you raise a hand, because why? Well, I'm the leader of this movement. I'm reaping the benefits, not you. You're just the illusion that I'm building so that I can reap the benefits. Now, is he trying to get these benefits? I'm not saying he was. I don't know. I can tell you he had them.

Cristina: He had.

Jack: He factually, undoubtedly, unquestionably had the benefits. Now, was the gold the benefits? Probably not. I don't know. I wasn't in his head.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If somebody offers you a nice car and you're trying to make peace with them in the first place, are you gonna be like, nah, you're racist. You're like, it's a nice car, and I'm trying to make you happy, too. I'm gonna take your car and be like, thank you very much.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you're like, well, you the one who could buy a house. Oh, s***. I wouldn't mind leaving a house to my children. Yeah, but, like, what about all the other black people who couldn't do any of that? You got a car. Your car's tires are popped immediately. Oh, stop being black in my neighborhood.

Cristina: Ow.

Jack: You got a house. Ooh. Crosses on fire on your lawn. Ooh. Ooh. Be scared. Get the f*** out of my neighborhood. But Martin. No, no, no. He could stay. He's one of us. He's just a white guy who's dark skinned.

Cristina: Burning crosses is a weird thing. Where does that idea come from? Having the slightest clue, I wonder, because it just seems like an evil thing. But these people who are doing it are very churchy people. I'm assuming they're religious, aren't they?

Jack: Yeah. They think it's not evil. They think this makes sense. I think black people are inherently evil.

Cristina: Okay. Because it's just like the imagery is horrifying.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. It seems so dark and twisted.

Cristina: Right? Yeah.

Jack: I don't know, man.

Cristina: They live in a world where that's fine. You should do that.

Jack: Yeah, I mean, I guess. Different times, right? But that's why I don't like it's complicated situation. Martin Luther King could get a lot done because of his message of peace. But also he has so many benefits that he takes away from that that nobody else has access to. The flip side is you end up following him through ignorance. You preach unity and equality. When he was preaching assimilation, who was preaching equality? Malcolm X, who was preaching unity, not assimilation? Malcolm X, who was preaching. They treat us as equal or we force them to Malcolm X. And then we have Martin Luther King who's like, shut the f*** up, put your head down, do what they say, don't be violent. And they will accept us. They're just scared of us. Look, once they're not scared of us, they'll be fine. We'll be fine. But we have to show them that we are just like them. We are just. I had a dream that little white girls, little black boys can be the same.

Cristina: Oh, when is that gonna happen?

Jack: But his dream was kind of, you know, it was very assimilated.

Cristina: People like it, I guess, because they're.

Jack: Not thinking about it. No, they think it means equality. They think Martin Luther King was preaching equality. And so they talk about Martin Luther King when they're talking about equality. But he was not the equality guy. He was the assimilation guy. Malcolm X was the equality guy. People do not understand that fact. Just because he had a louder microphone and he said, don't harm people. But the people who he's telling you not to harm are the people who are harming you. Well, Malcolm X is. They come and kill one of ours, then they better sleep with a f****** eye open. Because this night we're coming for one of theirs. That balance is beautiful. Atheos. Oh, Atheos loves Malcolm X. Oh, Atheos. So does Baphomet. God of balance, God of honesty and God of Balance both of them. Atheos and Baphomet on the side of Malcolm X. And chances are Atheos also supports Martin.

Cristina: Luther King because he's still being himself. He's still being honest.

Jack: He's being honest.

Cristina: Yeah, maybe, Maybe, maybe. We don't know.

Jack: There's a coin flip.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So knows.

Cristina: Like, maybe he was just ignoring the fact that he was getting all these benefits.

Jack: Yeah. There's no way Malcolm X preaching violence and aggression could have gotten the penguins to let him through. This could not have happened. Yeah, it is impossible. He would have never been heard out by the Illuminati. He would have never been heard out by the Freemasons or whoever f*** he talked to over there. And the help would have never arrived, and the laws would have never gotten passed, and nothing would have gotten done. On the flip side, nothing got f****** done. As it is, they sent the help. We got the laws through. And racism persists.

Cristina: Yes. But the segregation ends.

Jack: The segregation ended, okay, but then redlining became a m***********.

Cristina: What's redlining?

Jack: Redlining is when you district areas. Oh, so like, your area funds that school.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so because your area is poor, that school is poor, and all of you got s***** education. Okay, so they stop segregation. But they just said, well, that neighborhood is filled with black people. Make them all go to that one school. Say that if you live in this area code, you got to go to that school, and then make that area the only funding for the school. And then they got no funding. They stay stupid. We keep all the power anyways. Thanks, Martin Luther King. You did it. I don't know what the f*** you did, but it's worse now. Now we're stupid? Legally, yes. Yay. When it's like, at least before you were in, you had black people teaching you f****** things to survive. Now you got a white person who's also broke as h*** and went to a s***** f****** school teaching you broke s*** under TOR Lack of resources. So we're actively dumber than we were before Martin Luther King's s*** got done.

Cristina: We are dumber.

Jack: We are dumber because of the results.

Cristina: Because of him.

Jack: It's because of him. Yeah, you got your whole. Segregate segregation was literally better than the result of Martin Luther King's outcome. While had it been Malcolm X's outcome, we wouldn't have gotten the penguins to let him through. And definitely when he gets the other side, they're like, we're not helping you do violent s*** over there. Do it on your own. But if his way Led to any form of success.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Redlining wouldn't be a problem, because we would have dealt with that, too. Exactly.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Who dealt with that, too?

Cristina: Wow. Okay.

Jack: So we picked the wrong guy to stand behind.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We're like, oh, peace over violence. But it's like, maybe that was the moment for a little bit of war. Because now if you are colored and not in a position of privilege to begin with, you're staying under.

Cristina: Yeah. Every once in a while, there's gonna be a white race war. Because they're like, we're gonna. There is gonna be a civil war, so we got to start it.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: I don't know what these white people are doing, but every once in a while, they group up together and, like, we got to stop the civil war. And then they start attacking people, and it's like, what?

Jack: I don't get people.

Cristina: That's happened quite a few times.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, that happens pretty often.

Cristina: The fear of black people is very strong with them. And the Civil War, that never happened.

Jack: Yes. Because it was going to happen.

Cristina: They always start it, but no one fights back.

Jack: We're just watching them murder a bunch of black people.

Cristina: Yes. It's pretty horrible.

Jack: The lack of violence has resulted in white people understanding that in the 60s and 70s, they were extremely violent to black people. And their leader said, let it happen and show them that peace is the way. So they're. What they learned from that is, well, if we hurt them, they're gonna hurt us back. They never got that lesson. The lesson that they're passed forward is, well, if we hurt them, they're gonna shut the f*** up and take it. And our children can learn this fact and do whatever f*** they want. And their children can learn this fact and do whatever the f*** they want. Because if we hurt them, they're gonna go march. They're not gonna show up with guns on our d*** and go march. We got guns. What is their marching gonna do?

Cristina: Yeah, they got gun.

Jack: We got guns. We can stop them whenever we want, whenever we feel like it. Their solution to us raping, murdering, and pillaging is, they're gonna go march. Let the march. Let's kill them whenever we want. Who gives a s***?

Cristina: Yes, that's exactly.

Jack: That's the lesson anyways.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: That's how Martin Luther King connects to the penguins.

Cristina: If you didn't know.

Jack: If you didn't know. But yeah, Martin Luther King Day coming. Go celebrate that. However you know. However you celebrate, if you do.

Cristina: Dress up like a penguin.

Jack: Dress up like a penguin. Hey, none of these civil rights laws would have been passed if not for the penguins.

Cristina: Yes, that's what you should remember from.

Jack: Yeah, that's what you should take. Martin Luther King's laws to help stop segregation legally and to help housing and all those benefits for black people. That all happened because the penguins at the border of flat Earth let President Lyndon Johnson into round Earth on behalf of Martin Luther King to gain help to then overthrow the financial powers on this end and legislate successfully without a lot of resistance.

Cristina: Oh, that all makes sense.

Jack: That all makes perfect sense.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Anyways, if you guys want to find out more things about, I guess, holidays. Holidays. Because there isn't really anything about Martin Luther King or penguins going on, you can find all that stuff on. On the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

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Cristina: Oh, that will be awesome. Yeah.

Jack: So leave us a rate and in the reviews or in comments, leave us that information.

Cristina: Yes. And that someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Very important that you do that. Share it with everybody and anyone. Anybody who's curious about the other universes that exist, they can come and listen to us talking about Universal One, which I guess in theory to you guys might be Universe two, if you didn't know that there's other universes. But whatever.

Cristina: Or if they somehow knew about two before they knew about us, then this.

Jack: Is three to them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But whatever the case is, this is one to us.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And yeah, let people know that this place is real, that they can learn about it.

Cristina: And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: Yeah, it's alive. It's a cell that functions without blood, meaning it's exactly what would need to be in poop, because there's no circulatory system. And it's exactly what could survive in that environment.

Cristina: Poop is alive is not alive. Poop is just made out of stuff.

Jack: So are we.

Cristina: It's not connected in any way. It doesn't have a real body.

Jack: The poop is the body.

Cristina: But once you touch, it breaks apart. I would think. I don't know, you know, like it's not a real solid body.

Jack: What are you talking about? Of course the poop is alive. Poop is living. We've, we've, we've brought that to a conclusion. There's not a debate here. It's made of living bacteria and living cells.

Cristina: That's enough.

Jack: That's enough. We're made of living cells. Tells as well.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 157: Universe 3

The duo is surprised by a report that lands on their desks with details on what’s across Cristy’s Portal, which turns out to be a third parallel universe similar to Universe 2 where replacement Mars was acquired and its the origin home of Reptilians. With this new information in hand, our duo unpacks the nature of Universe 3 and how it related to Universe 1.

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  • Government Checks and Balances
  • Mythological Creatures
  • Universe 3 Birds are Real
  • Dinosaurs
  • Mars
  • Questioning Facts
  • Spacetime Distortion
  • South Park vs North Drive
  • Universe 3 TV
  • Tangled Parallel Universes
  • Time Travel Can of Worms

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to Rambling, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I am your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I am your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you have not yet, remember to hit the subscribe button and then you'll be notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. So be sure to tell somebody. Okay. No, this is. This is where the problem begins. Right? This is exactly where the trouble begins. Because we say this and like, oh, my God, this sucks. Okay, okay. So a couple of days ago. This is. Okay, Chris, Christina here and I, we're fully aware of what I'm about to tell you that. About the report that we recently got on our desk.

Cristina: This is pretty shocking. Okay.

Jack: Pretty shocking. And it definitely circles back to, you know, tell somebody or whatever. Because the problem is the somebody you're telling is not somebody we could in theory meet. Although it is. But not by any. No. Like, I couldn't walk to you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I couldn't just take a plane to you, although I could in theory reach you, but not by the means you'd think. So a couple of days ago we finished reviewing 2021 and, you know, we were letting you guys know all the cool, fun stuff that took place and we found out.

Cristina: So mind blowing.

Jack: It's mind blowing. I don't even know how to explain this.

Cristina: So we start with there's a. You know, we always talk about Universe one and two.

Jack: Yes. Okay, so you guys understand that there's Universe One and there's Universe two. And the reason we had to visit Universe two in the first place, just to make sure you remember, we can visit Universe 2 was because we inadvertently, by total accident, destroyed our Mars. And then we replaced our Mars by stealing the universe to Mars. Yeah, because Planet X is going to crash into us and kill us. Unless the gravity was.

Cristina: The way we got into Universe two was in the middle, the center of our universe, for some reason, where the Reptilians were. Yeah, they had a portal, too.

Jack: Yeah, we thought we killed a bunch of them. And we also enslaved an absurd amount of Reptilians.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Actually on Mars, which is ironic, but whatever. So we then used up their portal.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then got to. Because they come from universe too. They're from the center of the Earth of universe too. Or maybe they're not from the center of the Earth. They're probably from Mars, to be honest. And they just got to Earth, made the portal there, and then use that to get. I don't.

Cristina: Yeah, but whatever. Yeah.

Jack: So, yeah, so there's a Universe one and two, Right. Logic. This is just well established show lore. Now we got a report that said, hey, hey, guys, there's a universe 3. And we're like, oh, wow, that's really weird. But like, yeah, there's Universe two. Of course it would be Universe Three.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then they come and tell us on the report, hey, that's your audience. I'm like, what?

Cristina: What?

Jack: What? So then I go to. Now, this report was brought to us by our lovely subhumans.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so I go to sub humans. I'm like, hey, hey, you piece of s*** garbage bottom feeder. What the f*** did you and your losers come up with? What are you trying. What are you. What are you whack a******* trying to tell me? Like. Yes, sir. Thank you for the compliments. And also. So, yeah, they explained in quite excruciating detail that the portal in Christina's backyard.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, yes, because we sent them to explore that portal.

Jack: Yes. They were exploring the portal. And we got the results. Results are in, people. And it turns out that portal goes to Universe three. So we've actually had access to Universe three before. We've had access to Universe two.

Cristina: Yeah, we just didn't. Yeah, we just explore it.

Jack: Exactly. We're naming it in disorder, but technically, Universe three is Universe Two. But now it's just Universe three. It is what it is. We don't want to create confusion. And apparently that portal is causing distortions, and those distortions seem to affect 100% of our radio waves. So all the media we have here, all of it. All of it.

Cristina: Everything we've ever done, everything we've ever.

Jack: Done, anything anybody here has ever done. As long as. Like, in. On Earth, as long as the portal has been active, nobody has noticed that we're actually one. Receiving things from other universes ourselves. We never notice because we don't f****** watch tv.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we don't really listen to radio.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But apparently has been happening. And the universes are similar enough that we just think everything on TV is fiction based on reality.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But apparently not. And apparently that causes everybody in all.

Cristina: Our broadcasts go to Universe three. So if you're hearing us, you're in Universe Three.

Jack: Yes. That is. That's. That's the f****** mic drop right there.

Cristina: So it's a good thing we recommend you guys to spread our podcast because we can't reach out to them anyway.

Jack: Yeah. So, yeah, we've always been Talking to Universe 3 and we've just recently found that out. So that's exciting and interesting and brand new. The third universe is. I mean, I don't know if it's a third universe. Third one we know of. I don't know what order they came, but yeah, whatever. Universe 3 to us. And yeah. So you guys are all in Universe Three. So when we say, you know, tell somebody, because this is better with a listening partner. That's fantastic.

Cristina: It is.

Jack: That's totally fantastic. So apparently, because of this, probably a lot of the things we say sound crazy.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. I guess so.

Jack: Because the report also included some of the details that are different over there.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And apparently the Illuminati is either not a thing or a shadowy organization of some sort.

Cristina: And it's well known over here, and it's just a real well known place.

Jack: Just like it's like we're broadcasting their.

Cristina: News because they want us to do that.

Jack: Yeah, it's our job.

Cristina: Yeah. So.

Jack: But yeah, so some of the differences make it quite shocking because again, the Illuminati is just like, not only is it a shadowy figure or doesn't exist at all, but if it does exist, there's no bad guys. The craziest s*** about universe 3 is that they have an unchecked government. There's. There's no contrast. There's no nothing. The government is the top. There's no rival.

Cristina: There's no rival.

Jack: Yeah. Every country is just their government and then there's no. They just get to do whatever the f*** they want.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: And over here we have the Illuminati. They're on top in opposite to the government. So they work. Yeah, it's kind of on top because the checks and balances on the government are managed by the Illuminati.

Cristina: Yeah. Which the queen rules.

Jack: Which queen rules?

Cristina: I guess that's a little similar. I mean, they have a queen too, right?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they have a queen, but I don't think the queen rules the world over there. I think the Queen just kind of rules a country or something.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Like, I don't think she ever expanded out of England, which doesn't make sense because you have so many resources, but whatever. Yeah, that's strange.

Cristina: That is strange.

Jack: It's strange that governments go unchecked. What the f***?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's absurd, dude. That's so crazy to me that they have governments that are unchecked we don't have that s*** over here. We just handle s***. The Illuminati gets the last word. Usually there's no word said, and government's got to do whatever, but you overreach and boom, we fix a problem. They just don't have that over there. It's just the government overreach, and it just is what it is.

Cristina: How many other things are different, though? There's gotta be so much.

Jack: You're about to be blown away you didn't really go through the whole f****** thing. Okay, I'm gonna tell you some of the craziest s***, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: This is the. Oh, God. You're gonna. This. This one's gonna break your heart. So you are the residential expert on creatures here, and everything over there stops at animals.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: There is only variants of animals. There are no ghost, no demons, no werewolves, no vampires, no zombies, no fairies, no Chupacabra. No Chupacabra.

Cristina: No, no.

Jack: It's all myths over there. Stories they tell each other.

Cristina: Not even the unicorn.

Jack: This kind of. Not even unicorn. This reminds me of, like, DC shows that they'll have, like, oh, Marvel's comic books in this world, but then Marvel, like, DC is comic books in this world, so that there's a bit of that happening here.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Where this probably just sounds like bullshit to everybody over there because. Oh, it's a fake. We've actually been reporting on things from our universe, so it sounds like ridiculous nonsense to them.

Cristina: But Santa Claus is also their God, too, right?

Jack: No, no, no. Santa Claus is not real either.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. He's not real.

Jack: Yeah. They're not even sure their gods are real.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Like, none of them. They have no proof of any of them.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: It's just the books. Over here. We have the books. We can investigate. We can go see proof and figure out, like, was this. What kind of a God was he? If there is a God at all. If not, what creature was that?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Do you know? There's always an explanation over there. No, no, no, no, no. It's all faith. You gotta trust. Which defeats the purpose, because what the f***? You don't question your gods.

Cristina: That is crazy. That is so crazy. What? No wild, mythical creatures. I mean, they're myths, I guess. They're truly just myths.

Jack: They're just mythological.

Cristina: What?

Jack: They're not mythical, as in passed down through time and we got to track them down because they're rare.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They just don't exist. There's no proof. They're just Myth.

Cristina: They're just myth.

Jack: Not mythological and magical and weird. Just not real.

Cristina: That is a sad world.

Jack: This is a sad world. On top of the fact that all these conspiracy theories.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Over here, they're conspiracies and we joke about them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They are literally just conspiracy theories over there. Again, it's so. It's weird because it's like nothing is proved over there. They exist in total uncertainty.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They don't know the answer to anything.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Are there other creatures and animals Maybe. I don't know. Are there gods? Maybe.

Cristina: Are there aliens over there?

Jack: They don't know. Oh, that is an ongoing question.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: They don't know.

Cristina: They don't know anything.

Jack: They don't know it. Yes. Yes. I guess that's the summary.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Well, at least through us, they may know something. Oh, but what if they.

Jack: They probably think this shows fiction.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess. Right? It would. That would make sense.

Jack: It would make sense that we just have all the proof all the time and they've never seen any of it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they probably just thought this was entertainment rather than a news channel.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Wow.

Jack: That's weird, Right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Interesting. They thought that us talking this whole time was like an act of some sort rather than us reporting the news to them.

Cristina: Crap.

Jack: Because our news doesn't make sense to people who don't have answers when all we do is give answers.

Cristina: Oh, no. Wow. So not even zombies?

Jack: Oh, no. Zombies.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's just a show to them.

Cristina: That's just a show to media.

Jack: It's all media.

Cristina: All of it.

Jack: All of it.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Wow. So are we gonna go through my portal? Should we? No. Right?

Jack: Why?

Cristina: There's no benefit to that.

Jack: There's no benefit. It's just another universe.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: And they have nothing exciting over there.

Cristina: I guess not.

Jack: It's kind of all just speculation. What are we gonna do? Ruin their entire reality by taking information and going to prove it? That's crazy.

Cristina: That is crazy. I guess that'll be just like our backup in case something wrong. Like Mars.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: All else fails, we have a f****** portal. We could just run away over there. Yeah, but holy s***, we're gonna be useless.

Cristina: We're gonna be useless.

Jack: Yeah. There's no we. We are useless. Our skills don't apply in a world where there's nothing but people.

Cristina: Yeah, that is sad.

Jack: F*** are we gonna do? Just take down the government on our own? No, I guess we in theory could, but.

Cristina: But if we needed something from over there, we can take it. Yeah, easily that's what I'm thinking about.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. 100%. We could just rob them. What the f*** are they gonna do?

Cristina: Yeah. Like, what if we want their second. Their moon? We can have a second moon.

Jack: We could. My question is now. We didn't go through the portal. We know only one other person who went through the portal went through the portal. Ishmael.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Yes, he did.

Jack: Ish jumped in and he jumped back, and he's like, it's fine.

Cristina: Yeah. I guess he was telling the truth. Okay. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. We didn't get told where it opens to. We just know it goes to universe 3. Nobody's found this portal, like, wandered through it.

Cristina: Oh, in universe three?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's.

Jack: How many people just wandering around here, like, what the f*** is happening? Because they walk through the portal.

Cristina: Whoa. I wonder.

Jack: Like, where is it? Is it in the same place behind your house, but over there, but over there?

Cristina: People from over there accidentally walking over here. Yeah.

Jack: But then they'd see something supernatural.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And in their world, supernatural doesn't exist. Doesn't exist. It's not just something natural. That's super. It's a myth.

Cristina: Mm. But maybe that's where all those stories. Because people still believe in things like UFO and stuff like that. They're stories. Even if no one else believes these people that go through these things, maybe they walked into our world, went back to tell their story.

Jack: But then why isn't there any. Like, why isn't there a bunch of people coming through the portal? Why didn't the person who came through be, like, I can prove it and show them the portal.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Why aren't there people just coming through the portal?

Jack: First question. How long has a portal been around? Yeah, we know it just popped up in your backyard, but did it come from somewhere?

Cristina: Did it come from somewhere? That's weird. Yes. Did it come from somewhere? And what if no one from over there can go through the portal?

Jack: Then we.

Cristina: Because there's no proof that it could happen. We got to watch, I guess, the portal more.

Jack: No, because we got both Ish to go in and back.

Cristina: Yeah. Everyone from here can go through there.

Jack: Oh.

Cristina: But does it work the same for people from there? Because the people who are going there come back, but they started from here anyway.

Jack: Yes. Yes. Well, wouldn't it apply two ways that they can come and then go back?

Cristina: Maybe if they're just from here. I don't know.

Jack: You're saying they can't even see the portal?

Cristina: Yeah. Like, what if it's not because it makes sense in our world. The portal just makes sense like everything else makes sense.

Jack: Right, but why wouldn't they be able to see it? Rather than it just be a thing that doesn't make sense in their world?

Jack: That's. That's the part we don't understand. Right.

Cristina: Like how.

Jack: How has this not been explored by the other side?

Cristina: Yeah, I don't know.

Jack: That's a real question.

Cristina: We're really weird thing also.

Jack: Holy s***.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Prepared to be blown away by this one.

Cristina: More blown away.

Jack: More blown away. This is. This is. This one's crazy. And it's weird because I guess this one's backwards from how it is here. Right? We know factually that there are true conspiracy. There's the conspiracies over here again. Aren't just theories, they're series on how they function. Thus conspiracy theories. But it's a real conspiracy.

Cristina: Yeah, it's. These things are really happening.

Jack: These things are really happening over there. It's just theories. It's not a theory on how the conspiracy taking place. It's theory that the conspiracy is real.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Right. So over here we know factually what the birds are manufactured. Yes, they're real. Over there. That's a thing.

Cristina: They're real over there.

Jack: Yes, biological birds, but we have no birds.

Cristina: We just have creatures that look like birds though.

Jack: We don't have creatures. I mean, we have. Yeah, I guess there's flying things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: A dragon isn't a bird.

Cristina: Yeah. Mm.

Jack: They have birds. Like animals. They have animal birds.

Cristina: They have animal birds.

Jack: They have animal birds, not dinosaurs. Weird, weirdest part about this. This. Oh f***. This is gonna blow your mind. I'm telling you. This is the craziest s*** ever. They're birds.

Jack: Came from dinosaurs.

Cristina: That is weird. Dinosaurs got extinct and that was it. Yeah, but over there they turned into birds.

Jack: I don't even. I don't even know how to explain this one because it doesn't make sense through what process we know the whole planet got turned into lava for millions of years. Yeah, because of the giant rock that was sent by the aliens.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: No, no. Over there they just. They just became birds.

Cristina: They just became birds. That's so crazy. But we don't have birds. That's not cool. I mean, we have birds, but it's not natural.

Jack: Well, this takes us to what we were talking about, right, right at the beginning. We could always steal s*** from over there.

Cristina: Oh crap. These had conspiracy with birds too. Like they have theories on birds that.

Jack: Are no no, no. The conspiracy is over here. The birds were manufactured, okay? And then the government tried to convince us all that they were real. But our job was to uncover that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we know birds aren't real. Everybody knows birds aren't real.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We advertise it. Everybody knows. It gets put in newspaper, you watch tv, all everything tells you there are no birds. We have figured it out. We've let everybody know there's no birds. It's been fact over there, they just are.

Cristina: There just are.

Jack: Well, yes, that's kind of weird, but we can steal birds and maybe breed birds over here. On the flip side, perhaps birds can't survive over here. Thus, no birds. No, it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.

Cristina: They should.

Jack: The weird part isn't that there are no birds over here. After a giant meteor sent by the aliens destroyed Earth. The weird part is that they allegedly also, by the way, their meteor was not sent by aliens. Was just some rogue rock that somehow had f****** accuracy.

Cristina: And hit Earth.

Jack: Yeah. Without being aimed. Yeah, it just, you know, cruising by. But there's a planet, it's super small in all this vast empty space. I'mma hit that.

Cristina: How the f***. That is very strange.

Jack: That was not aimed. It just hit.

Cristina: It just hit.

Jack: It just hit. What the f***? Mad empty space everywhere. No, it had to hit the one f****** thing. The only place there's f****** life, according to them.

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: What? Over here makes sense. The other thing with life was like, f*** that life aimed the thing.

Cristina: Alien wars. Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: Perfect logic. They want the f****** planet, but there's monsters roaming.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Over there. No. Rogue rock. Had the thought or something. I don't f****** know how the h*** it works. And it's like, hey, planet, let me go. Hit the planet. How? How the f*** did you hit the planet one? You picked one of the smaller objects in the f****** system. Are you kidding me? The weaker gravitational force. That's where you're aiming. So it wasn't gravity pulling it in. How the f*** are you aiming in that direction? Why didn't you just go to the star?

Cristina: Go to the star? Yeah. Why don't you go to the sun?

Jack: Who the f*** knows? This was a rock with thought or something.

Cristina: Yeah. It went straight to the Earth.

Jack: Straight and destroyed the Earth. And somehow birds happen.

Cristina: Whoa. That is weird. Yep, that is weird. We got to breed these birds, though. We got to steal them.

Jack: Yeah, the craziest. They think it's evolution, but it's a. Oh, my God.

Cristina: They think it's evolution. You don't think it's.

Jack: No, no, no, no. I'm about to blow your mind because I'm gonna just say one sentence. You can be like, what? Right? We know evolution is a fact, okay? Which explains why the f*** we have no birds. Because when you kill the things that would, in theory, turn into birds, what the f*** is gonna turn into a bird? Also, how is something the size of a building gonna turn into a f****** thing the size of my hand? Get the f*** out of here. But whatever. Logic.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: Over there, they say the birds came from the dinosaurs. Great. Whatever you want to tell yourselves, yes, they believe it. But let me tell you very directly. It's called the theory of evolution.

Cristina: It's called the theory of evolution because.

Jack: They'Re not even sure about that f****** thing. They're just faith in that, too. Everything is faith.

Cristina: That makes sense. Yes. A part of what you've taught me about everything else about there.

Jack: It's just all speculation.

Cristina: Speculation.

Jack: They don't know anything factually.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: They know there's birds. They don't know where the f*** the birds come from. For whatever reason. They think dinosaurs is the answer to that question.

Cristina: Yes. But they think. They don't know.

Jack: They think. They don't know.

Cristina: They don't know.

Jack: Well, no, they don't know.

Cristina: So they think they might. They don't know it.

Jack: They might be right. But who the f*** is. Why is it still a no? They don't know. Why is it still a theory? They don't know anything. They don't know anything. They don't know anything. Also, they don't have a way to tell the future over there.

Cristina: They don't have. Do we have a way? Oh, the quantum computer. They have a quantum computer though, right?

Jack: The quantum computers aren't that quantum. They're just really strong computers.

Cristina: Oh, yes.

Jack: There's a computer that runs more computations rather than be able to generate entire realities inside of it.

Cristina: Oh, that's lame.

Jack: Doesn't sound quantum. It just sounds like a really good computer.

Cristina: With time machines.

Jack: No, no, no. No time machines.

Cristina: What about their pyramids? They got pyramids over there.

Jack: They do have pyramids. Just crappy pyramids.

Cristina: No laser technology.

Jack: Just crappy dirt pyramids.

Cristina: What? Yeah.

Jack: Nothing over there does anything that's so boring. Yeah, they just got ruins and s*** everywhere. There's a bunch of places that are just abandoned and left behind and deserted. Apparently the Mayans died off over there.

Cristina: They got Trashzilla. Was that ever a problem over there?

Jack: What, trash zilla?

Cristina: Yeah. When we needed to solve the pollution problem and we made a monster by mistake.

Jack: Wasn't it Poopzilla?

Cristina: Poopzilla? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Jack: I mean, no, we did that over here. Why would that be over there?

Cristina: I don't know. Someone. I'm assuming there's a version of us doing things over there.

Jack: Oh, my God. There's a version of us over there. I'm pretty sure.

Cristina: Yeah. There has to be.

Jack: That's crazy, right? He's just wandering, confused over there. People always hearing about how he's on this show, that he has no f******.

Cristina: Clue exists the other you.

Jack: Yeah. This is fun. And actually fascinating detail.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Cloning isn't real over there. That's just the original.

Cristina: Whoa. The original you?

Jack: The original me. Well, that version or you.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's not you.

Jack: That's not me.

Cristina: That's not you.

Jack: That's not me.

Jack: But also, I'm technically not me.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: So, yeah, whatever. But, yeah, no, that's f****** weird.

Cristina: There is a you over there.

Jack: It has to be you over there, too.

Cristina: Yes. And people over there think the other us are doing a podcast.

Jack: Yes. And probably annoying these poor people.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They're probably bothering the s*** out of these people all the time. Hey, I love your show. And they're like, what the are you. I get this every day. And I don't know who the h*** you are or what the f*** you're talking about.

Cristina: Whoa. All these poor version of us.

Jack: Yeah. That's crazy.

Cristina: Yes. But that is sad about the birds.

Jack: Yeah, that's kind of weird. Birds are a real thing over there, and they don't know where the birds come from. We can try to steal some birds and breed them over here. Maybe have real birds.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Courtesy of the Illuminati.

Cristina: Or maybe turn some of those birds into dinosaurs. If they really do come from dinosaurs.

Jack: They have dinosaur genes. We have the technology.

Cristina: We have the technology.

Jack: We have the tech. We could just take some birds and recreate whatever dinosaur they came from.

Cristina: Yes. Real life. Jurassic Park.

Jack: Oh, yes.

Cristina: Wait, did we have that before? We haven't had that yet.

Jack: No, no, no. We have zombies.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Zombie Park. I don't know how the f***. Zombies are not a thing over there. It doesn't make sense. They have all the parts, too. Like, rabies is still real over there. Yeah, Cordyceps are real over there. Being braindead is a thing over there. Having your higher functions be shattered and keeping your low, all of that is a thing of. I don't know how. F***. They Got no zombies.

Cristina: But Jesus is a real thing over there, right? He has to be real.

Jack: Well, no, he falls under speculation as well.

Cristina: And him being a vampire, that's gotta be popular.

Jack: Well, they don't have vampires.

Cristina: Oh, yes. They don't have vampires. Yes, yes.

Jack: They have nothing that isn't human or animal. Ah, there's nothing else.

Cristina: There's nothing else. There's nothing else.

Jack: Like factually, at least. You can't factually prove anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If there is a God. Wow. Are they elusive. We have teams out there just checking. S***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They don't know if there's such a thing as they. People theorize. Everything is a. Everything is a theory.

Cristina: Everything is a theory. That's so ridiculous.

Jack: Everything is a theory.

Cristina: Wow. It's so strange how different they are from us.

Jack: Yeah, it really is. It's a fascinating, complicated thing. There's no way to. For us to find out because we didn't really take the time. But we know that at least Reptilian. There's other creatures in universe too. I mean, we can't. We can't check records or anything because there's no Earth left. Because Planet X destroyed the f*** out of that.

Cristina: Actually, the lizards were going over there and coming back and stuff.

Jack: Yes, we know they come from that side.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Like there's something other than. Or. Well, yeah, something other than human. Even if there's no longer any humans over there. Yeah, but actually, we don't even have a way over there anymore. No, because the exit to the portal is destroyed.

Cristina: Well, we brought back Mars.

Jack: Yeah, because Planet X destroyed Earth.

Cristina: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: And the inside of that Earth also had the other side of the portal that's inside of our Earth.

Cristina: Yeah, so it probably just leads into space now.

Jack: No, there's no exit. The exit was destroyed.

Cristina: Exit was destroyed.

Jack: Okay, so it just doesn't go anywhere. It's not a portal. It's just a machine that doesn't function.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. So we know that had other things. I don't know why Universe 3 has nothing. It's weird. It's legitimately odd.

Cristina: It's like that cartoon that we were talking about before. Not cartoon, anime. That we were trying to figure out how it fits with everything else. True. Full Metal Alchemist.

Jack: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Where one has magic and one has technology.

Jack: Yes, yes. What's actually. And also, I just remembered that the Reptilians are actually from Mars. They are from Mars.

Cristina: Our Mars are their. Mars.

Jack: They're Mars.

Cristina: I mean, two. Yeah. Okay.

Jack: They're Mars. They're from their Mars.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because they come from universe, too.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so that's a good example of how, even if it's a different universe, there are similarities. Over here, we had the cockroach people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: On Mars.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Over there, they had the Reptilians on Mars.

Cristina: Okay, but so then, should there be something on Universe 3, Mars, or there's nothing in there?

Jack: Well, we don't know.

Cristina: We don't know.

Jack: Oh, we need to send. Not just a team over there, but we need to send them with rocket technology to get to that Mars.

Cristina: Yes. There has to be something there.

Jack: They have never gone to Mars. That's something they're now achieving. They don't have interstellar travel as far as the humans on that planet know. They've only traveled as far as their f****** moon.

Cristina: Their moon is a spaceship, though.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Well, actually, I don't know. I mean, the answer to every question you'll ever have is don't know. They don't know anything.

Cristina: Oh, yes. They don't know anything.

Jack: The answer to everything. It doesn't matter what your question is.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They don't f****** know. They don't know.

Cristina: Crazy.

Jack: If you have a thought.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And you're gonna say it. The answer is they don't know. They don't know. They have no clue.

Cristina: That's shocking.

Jack: Yeah. Everything is a theory. Do they Theory? Is it theory? All of the theory. It's all theory. They don't know crap about anything.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: They're so different. I don't know.

Jack: They're so different. It's really, really weird. So they're actually trying to get to Mars actively? Like, haven't you figured out a warp drive yet? The f*** are you talking about? How have you not been. The Mars how? I don't know. They have an Elon Musk, and he's still doing all the Elon Musk things, except he hasn't gotten there, colonized Mars and established an interstellar system yet. He's way slower over there.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. By 21. Elon Musk over here had already established everything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Right now we're just talking about how overpowered neural link is and the features that are gonna. We're not talking about. Well, how are we gonna put. No. You know. Across the galaxy, travel is complicated. Across the universe, travel is complicated. The next star, we could hit that s*** in a couple of minutes.

Cristina: Yeah, man. So their technology. Whoa. Their technology isn't out of his fence.

Jack: No. Their technology is really outdated. And for whatever reason, there's just no. Humans are the highest life form. Humans are the highest life form.

Cristina: Ah. That's probably why they're behind, right?

Jack: That's probably why they're behind.

Cristina: Well, because we had so much help. So much help to get as far as we have. Like, they.

Jack: Oh, my God. You know, they haven't fixed the abortion problem.

Cristina: They just need to listen to our episode.

Jack: They have.

Cristina: Oh, yes, they have. They should have. We have the solution. It works. We're fine over here with our superhumans.

Jack: Yeah, subhumans.

Cristina: Subhumans. They're pretty super. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. But no, they're so garbage. It's fine. Yeah, they're obedient garbage. It's cool. And that's all that matters. But, yeah. So that's. That's the crazy reveal for you guys. Apparently, we don't exist in the same universe as you.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: That's weird.

Cristina: That is weird.

Jack: We're talking to the. See, I'm talking to you about how astounding it is, but to them, it's just f****** normal. It's just everything I've just said. It's like, duh. You guys are idiots.

Cristina: So their China isn't working with America to make subhumans yet?

Jack: Nope, nope, nope. Never happened. Nope. Wow, that's crazy, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The queen is way underpowered over there. Elon Musk is way underpowered over there.

Cristina: Whoa. They don't have chimeras either. Then that has to be not real, too, right?

Jack: Chimeras are not real. Well, there's no way to know.

Cristina: Oh, there's. Of course. Because. Yeah.

Jack: No.

Cristina: No answers. Okay.

Jack: Yeah. No matter what.

Cristina: There's no way to know.

Jack: You don't know.

Cristina: Whoa. What a weird. How do you live in that type of life? Like, it's so weird. You don't know nothing.

Jack: Dan. Yo. For real. No. The craziest part is they're okay with not questioning things.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. So over here, we have people who trap themselves in sort of echo chambers of their own thoughts and surround themselves by people who are equal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But then we have people like us, whose entire purpose is to break that consistency. Over there. That's not a thing. They're just okay with trapping each other in each other's bubbles. And, like. Well, I only surround myself with I will stop being your friend if you have a different belief. That's just a thing that happens over there.

Cristina: But there's nothing like this over there. Well, we're over there, so we're helping. Hopefully, at least in that way, opening their minds.

Jack: But we've been talking they think we're fake crap. We've been talking only about our f****** world.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Still, hopefully some of it is useful, even if it's all nonsense.

Jack: Yeah. They should at least think of it as like a fiction that's informative. Right. At least there's some perspective. But no, because they think it's fiction, it's immediately tossed out. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignorance is God over there.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Like, that's the real God.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Factually, ignorance is omniscient over there.

Cristina: That is so crazy. That is so crazy.

Jack: Yeah, they're all idiots. Everybody. Every f****** one hearing this exists in a. I don't know if actually. Fair enough. I don't know if the people listening to this, but the world they come from.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Is based on ignorance.

Cristina: That's why you gotta tell everyone you know about our show.

Jack: Yeah. It's kind of the point of this episode, specifically, like tell more people. Yes, because.

Cristina: Because answers.

Jack: Yeah. We at least perspectives like, look, we're not from there. I get it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I get we're not from there. We're just. What, gonna. You could hear how entertaining our place is as opposed to your garbage.

Cristina: Yeah, we'll give you some of our. Our birds and we'll get some of your birds.

Jack: Give them some robot birds.

Cristina: Yeah, why not? That's a fair trade.

Jack: That's a fair trade, man. That's f****** nuts. That's just a theory over there too. They have lit. You could prove you could just kill a bird, open it and look at it. Yeah, organs. They still not sure if birds are real.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Again? Even the facts are questioned over there.

Cristina: Even the facts are questioned.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Science. You can question science over there. You can question the scientific method after it's been proven over and over and over and over and over by a bunch of different people actively trying to disprove it. They're still like the flat Earthers over there. They don't use any form of science to do anything.

Cristina: What do they do?

Jack: Nothing. They just question it. And people end up believing the questions.

Cristina: They just question it.

Jack: They just question it. They're like, is it flat, though? And then like, oh, is it flat though? And it's like, yes, we. We proved it was round. With math, we could just f****** lift off the planet. Look down. Yeah, but no, no, that was. That was a faked. Fake footage. Yeah. Even when there is a fact, they will cast. Cast out on it.

Cristina: I guess that's. You could do that with anything. I guess that's why they End up in their situation where no one believes anything.

Jack: Nobody. But, well, they began where nobody believes anything. Nothing has changed.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Their entire history has been of people questioning even the facts. Yeah, they question everything without exception. Everything is up in the air. There's nothing that's factual, even though they.

Cristina: Have nothing mythical happening or nothing magical.

Jack: Yeah, they'll still question it. It's happening. I just haven't seen it.

Cristina: Interesting. Wow. Adrenochrome is, though.

Jack: It is not. There's no proof that there's adrenochrome over there.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah. Everything, all of it, 100% nothing. It doesn't matter what question you have. Like I said, it's all up in the air.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Yeah. So don't ask questions of. Is there? No, they don't know.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If there is, they don't know. No matter what you ask, is there? They don't know. The answer will be they don't know every time. Regardless of.

Cristina: That's crazy, because there's a portal. So I feel like something must have walked over there. Something must have walked from there to here.

Jack: The portal, as far as we know, at least in your backyard, has only been around for around six years, max.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Actually, probably less about five years. How much crap goes into your backyard at random? Demons falling. Yeah. Like, what are the odds?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Was it even in our universe, or at least on this planet before? We have no idea. It just popped up.

Cristina: It just popped up. Yep.

Jack: There's absolutely no greater question now because now we know where it goes. We still have no idea where the f*** it came from.

Cristina: We have no idea.

Jack: Why is there a wormhole from your backyard to Universe three?

Cristina: Yeah. How did the lizard people, I guess, get theirs from 2 to 1 to 2? Like, did theirs just appear out of nowhere? Did they build it? Or was it just something like my, like, mines in my backyard? Like.

Jack: Well, they built theirs.

Cristina: They definitely.

Jack: It's science, it's technology, but mine is just. It's just like a rip, just a portal.

Cristina: It's just natural that happened there.

Jack: We think it's natural. That portal to us is like everything in universe three. All we got are theories.

Cristina: Yeah, man. Man. And where would we find the answers? I doubt the answers are in universe three.

Jack: Yeah, they're not. But I don't know what we could do to test out the portal. Right.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because we can either go through the portal, and the portal looks like it enters from every direction, so you can walk around the portal to the other side, and it's still the way into the portal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's not like you walk around and well, this side is blank. There's no. It's just a 3D portal. It's like a black hole. The entrances, every side.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So like what the f*** can we do? Because we walk in, we just walk out on that side. So there's nothing we could do to test it, at least coming in contact with it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There's no scan we could do that wouldn't just read the other side.

Cristina: So there's gotta be something else, something. I don't know. Could we make a portal? We can. Or at least the lizard people can make a portal.

Jack: Well, here's an interesting idea, right? This is a theory of mine. Did the portal show up before or after we destroyed Earth and Universe Two?

Jack: I don't remember the order of events, that's true.

Cristina: But also have another question of whether it happened. Because if it. If it came after that, or say it came before that, did it at least. What about when you were messing? Not you, but version of you was messing with time?

Jack: God d***. We some. It's our fault. Isn't that that portal? Because it doesn't matter at this point if it's because of the time machine. It doesn't matter if it happened before or after, because it's a product of f****** with time. Yeah, but on the flip side, this doesn't. It can't be. It can't be. It couldn't be the time machine. Because the time machine is focused entirely on this timeline. Everything took place here, moved forward and back here.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which means if it's something we did, it had to be destroying Earth 2.

Cristina: Unless it was there before that. I feel like it was.

Jack: If it was, then it could even.

Cristina: Have been at the same moment. It could have been right before destroying. Like it could have.

Jack: Well, no, no, no. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me very carefully. It is completely possible that it is a result of that. But because we ripped through space time, that happens to be one thing. The portal showed up in the past. So the portal shows up before the event that caused the portal to show up. But it's because space and time are tied.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So we tore time. I mean, we tore space. Yes, by destroying a portal that was linked in two different points in space. Yeah, but as a result, we also have to break the time associated with that. And where did the portal show up? On the same planet that had an already existing portal.

Cristina: Yes. So it might have been. Whoa.

Jack: And the portal, the. The potential of that portal that now doesn't go anywhere. Caused a time space or space time rip that sends us from universe one to three instead of universe one to two. That is my theory.

Cristina: That's a good theory. Then we should not mess with three. Even if we need their moon, we.

Jack: Shouldn'T do that because we don't know what other problems we might cause.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: At least with the time machine, we're only affecting our time.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And we can kind of measure that. You go back in time and you alter something, a domino effect happens. We can kind of counteract things. In fact, that was the original use of it to manage a future.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we understand how the time machine works. Clearly. If this is the way this happened, I mean, obviously we have no idea how most of. Like, we're still torturing a bunch of them up there just to get more information about their tech. But their tech isn't even the best tech because we're still assuming that the Cat People aren't using magic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that that's just hyper advanced technology. That looks like magic.

Cristina: Mm. Definitely. We gotta figure that out. But we still have to get to where. Where are they at?

Jack: They're in the Great Void.

Cristina: The Great Void.

Jack: I mean, we already sent people out there. This is a matter of waiting for them to come back.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Now they could totally be dead over there too. I don't f****** know. Well, no. Well, yeah, they don't come in like within a year or something. Whatever. Yeah, but that's what they're there for, right? Expendable garbage. Yeah. So the best result of that would be we successfully capture some of them and then they might have a better grasp on space, time and temporal problems.

Cristina: The Cat People.

Jack: The Cat People. Their technology is so advanced, they can.

Cristina: Solve some of our problems. Okay.

Jack: Can solve some of these problems. They could maybe at least confirm the cause of the wormhole in your backyard.

Cristina: Yeah. And how we can get our messages.

Jack: To our own people because the distortion that that's causing is so massive. That's crazy.

Cristina: That is crazy.

Jack: So all our listeners are from Universe 3 and have been from Universe 3 this entire time, so. Hi, guys. We thought you were here.

Cristina: Boring people.

Jack: Yeah, their f****** universe is so boring. Then again, the flip side is over here, everything is tangible. Over there, they have the most interesting thing, which is everything is in their head. They can imagine anything and doesn't have to be real because everything is imaginary.

Cristina: Everything is imaginary.

Jack: So you can talk about anything under any scope, under any degree, because it's all speculation.

Cristina: That's so cool. You know, What? This reminds me of South Park. I don't know. Just the kids have this weird. Everything is like that too, in that town. Like it's our imagination. But then our world is like when the imagination world came into. Into the real life.

Jack: Yes, that's us. Yes. 100%. 100%. That's exactly what it is. When Imagination Land was open to the public.

Cristina: Yes. What?

Jack: Yeah. Interesting. That's actually really cool. You're totally right. I wonder if they got south park over there.

Cristina: They have to have south park over there. Whoa.

Jack: What if they don't? I'd be crazy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then what the f*** do they have?

Cristina: Hmm?

Jack: North Park.

Cristina: The f***? Whoa.

Jack: North Drive.

Cristina: North Drive?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's the new.

Jack: It's the opposite of South Park. It's North Drive. They probably got like, North Drive.

Cristina: Well, I'm sure at least some things are the same. They have to South Park. They got Supernatural, right?

Jack: They got homies, dude.

Cristina: Homie, dude.

Jack: Yeah. As opposed to Family Guy. They just got homies dude. Because he's not about family. He's about the homies. And he's also not a guy. He's the dude. Homies, dude. Homies, man.

Cristina: Homies, man.

Jack: Oh, that sounds cooler. Homies, man.

Cristina: Kind of gay.

Jack: There's a little bit of gay going on there.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. No, let's hope that they have Family Guy. I don't know what would be American Dad, Afghanistan Mom.

Jack: Can you imagine? That's probably. Man, that's crazy.

Cristina: Imagining what they're saying.

Jack: Afghanistan Mom. Their media has to be weird. And then they also have interlaced with their media. Us. Our media. Yeah, they're just getting signals from us because f****** giant temporal ripper. What a f*** is causing sending our s*** out there?

Cristina: So it's possible they got south park, even if it's from us.

Jack: Holy s***. Holy s***. You're right. Yeah, you're right. We have south park and everything we broadcast lands on them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Holy s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They have to have south park and they have to have Family Guy.

Cristina: They have to. Yeah.

Jack: Oh, s***, that's really cool. But then they also have their version of the things. So they must simultaneously have south park and have North Drive.

Cristina: North Drive. Yes. Yep.

Jack: Okay. That being said, you know, funny jokes and everything aside, I wonder if over there, the driveway you drive on and the parkway is where you park. Like, do they go home onto the parkway and leave the car there and walk inside their house? And then when they're driving on the street and they're like, oh, I gotta go faster. They Hop on the driveway where you can do 60 miles per hour, you know?

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: That, like. Is that our weird thing? Yeah. Is that our weird thing? And they're like, what you'd expect would be normal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because what the f*** is the explanation of our f****** glitch over here with that one?

Cristina: Wait, which one is ours called. Is that the way we're calling it? Or that's the way you're thinking they're calling it?

Jack: No, I'm thinking that they drive on the driveway and they park on the parkway.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because we, for whatever f****** reason, park on the driveway and drive on the parkway.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So I'm thinking maybe that's one of those things that makes sense over there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Doesn't over here.

Jack: Who knows?

Cristina: Who knows?

Jack: The potentials are infinite. This is just fascinating to know. There's an entire another universe that is so.

Cristina: Yeah, man. Let's contact ourselves.

Jack: No, that's probably a problem.

Cristina: That's probably a problem. Why?

Jack: Why would we contact ourselves?

Cristina: I don't know. For the fun of it.

Jack: How would we even contact ourselves?

Cristina: We can go through the portal, Right?

Jack: So we get over there and then.

Cristina: I don't know. I don't know.

Jack: We'll find out without the Illuminati being a thing over there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And there being no need to broadcast the news that's taking place. That's just the guy. Which means there's nothing significant about him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which means he's impossible to find.

Cristina: But he needs to know that people are talking about him. As the host of this show, he should know about this show so he would not be confused.

Jack: That that would mean he has to be listening to news podcasts over there. He has to be the type of guy who's into news podcasts over there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. Podcasts are not a popular medium over there either. Oh, it's not like over here that the Globe gets it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Over there, it's like, I don't know, f****** kids or some s*** are listening.

Cristina: What? Kids are listening to us?

Jack: Yeah. Chances are a lot of kids are listening to us.

Cristina: That's very confusing.

Jack: Yeah. And also highly inappropriate.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But it's likely, very likely happening. Like, maybe half of everybody listening is a kid. Half could be. I have no idea.

Cristina: And we're telling these kids to talk to strangers.

Jack: Yes. They're the cherry on top of all of these things, which is going to open a new possibility if we so feel inclined to this show, because they're already getting our news, which kind of means f****** nothing to them. I guess we did establish the subhumans that were over there. Checking and doing things. Took enough technology and with the technology that already exists to have a single TV on our side, be able to catch the broadcast from their TVs. Any signal, any radio signal they send for their. And actual radio stations and their Internet. So you have access to their media to see what's happening over there. So we can check up on their world and perhaps in the future even talk about it. New element to the show.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Being able to talk about worldwide, there's.

Cristina: No creatures and that's not gonna be fun.

Jack: But, you know, it's their world.

Cristina: I guess we can compare and contrast what's going on over here to what's going on over there.

Jack: That's kind of badass. Yes. Yeah, that's pretty awesome.

Cristina: Like the day when Trump fights Biden. What's gonna be happening over there?

Jack: That's an interesting question. That's really interesting. But on the flip side, there's a added benefit to this screen that we don't have over here.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Because over here people are actual people. There's nothing we could do. But over there, people are not people who are over here, we can quantify them into their potential energy. So our TV can watch anybody we choose. And in theory, if we could find out what the f*** the name of the person we're talking about is in the case that you want to know what we are doing, if they share our names, then we can find out what the f*** they're doing.

Cristina: Oh, we can spy on ourselves.

Jack: We can spy on ourselves. And there'd be no reason to interact with them.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay. I guess that's a safer choice.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It probably won't work for a non existing organization.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they're probably doing their own thing.

Cristina: Mm. Okay. Awesome.

Jack: Yeah. Pretty cool, right?

Cristina: Gonna be interesting. What will happen in the future.

Jack: What happened in the future? What things are. So the tables are kind of turned. Right. Because people on our side know the things that are happening and then we talk and share our opinions to them. But you guys have just been hearing something you thought was fiction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And now you might. Again, this is not for sure, but you might get to see us be the learners of what's happening on your end. Rather than being us being the teacher, we might just watch your side and be the students.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Maybe there's something to learn from them.

Jack: There probably is. Just not the things that are interesting over here.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they must. There must be something that makes that place interesting.

Cristina: Yeah. You Just don't know it at the moment.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: Because right now they seem boring, but okay.

Jack: Yeah, it's pretty weird, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's fascinating though.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I am curious to find out. Like, I don't want to interact with the version of me that exists over there, but I'd be curious to see what they do. What they do for a living.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Same thing with you. See what?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The other you does.

Cristina: Just out of curiosity, man.

Jack: Yeah, but it's also not us.

Cristina: I know.

Jack: It's like, who the f*** gives a s***?

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, it's kind of weird. Yeah, I mean, it's an interesting dilemma. Anyways, look, that. The point here is that. Hi, guys. We didn't know you existed. We thought we were talking to our own people the whole time, so. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are. Now, I say everybody listening is from over there, but that's wrong because we still get our broadcasts. It's just all our broadcasts are sent over there too. We still get all our broadcasts.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But that's the reason we had no f****** clue they're listening to us. Yeah, and that's weird.

Cristina: Yeah. Well, they could comment on our podcast of where they're from.

Jack: I think so. I think we land on there again. All the broadcasts happen to land on all their things. So we're on their Internet and they probably thought we were in their world as a result. Yeah, but like a fiction show.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Meanwhile, no, we put that on our Internet. Something just broke reality. And so you're hearing us right now. Reality's f****** broken.

Cristina: And it's part of my portal, though.

Jack: Your portal is causing some temporal rift that is sending all our waves not only everywhere here, but over there. So that's the gist of it.

Cristina: That is crazy. Although I guess none of them will believe any of this.

Jack: Yeah, pretty much. Until we start talking about their world.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I mean, no. Cuz they'll still gonna think that this portion was fiction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, I guess there's no real way to fix that issue.

Cristina: No, but whatever.

Jack: They'll be more involved once it's about things that are happening to them. Right.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But then some of the things do happen over there.

Cristina: Like what?

Jack: Like the Insurrection.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. And Covid is the thing over there.

Jack: Covid is a thing over there. But the toilet paper doesn't actually protect you against it. That's weird. Yeah, That's a weird one, huh?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Toilet paper has no protection to Covid over there.

Cristina: Okay. What?

Jack: They did steal all the toilet paper, though.

Cristina: Why did they Steal all the old toilet paper. It wasn't protected, though.

Jack: Wait for it, wait for it. Wait for it. They don't know. It's all speculation.

Cristina: To all their problems.

Jack: Yes. Is they don't know. They don't know the solution to everything is they don't know why, they don't know who, they don't know where, they don't know when, they don't know.

Cristina: But they stole the toilet paper.

Jack: Yes. Now, here's an interesting point, right? And I believe this might also be happening. The temporal rift is maybe. S***. S***. Okay, fair enough. Maybe the versions of us on that side are somehow connected to the versions of us on this side. And so people racing to get toilet paper over here, because it protects against Covid, somehow triggered people on that side to go. Because they have the same thought, or not the same thought. Some feeling told them, yeah, to go steal all the toilet paper. And they did. Except it doesn't protect them against anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Over here, if you have toilet paper, you can't catch COVID Whoa. So there might be some actual effect that. Again, we need the cat people. We need somebody with technology so advanced, maybe they can figure it out. If they can't figure it out, I have no clue what to do.

Cristina: But that sound. That is so interesting because how many things are like that?

Jack: How many things are like that? Exactly. Another thing would be if we have all these mythical creatures on our end. But they are mythological, as in narratives told. And then we can go find them based on the myth or focus around. But over there, their myth, as in not true. Yeah, Maybe their origin story comes from this side. But the problem is those things have been around through all of history, even for them. Except it's not real over there. So I guess that's wrong. I was thinking, like, maybe our thoughts on these creatures and having seen them triggered them to think and have the feeling all this. But the portal's only been around for about five years.

Cristina: Yeah, but somehow they. There's still. There might be some connection between our two.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Worlds.

Jack: Yes. Well, I'm thinking. Well, maybe not.

Cristina: It's their imagination. It is the imagination thing. Somehow it's related.

Jack: Yes, but the question is, is that related? Or does this start at the portal?

Cristina: Does it start.

Jack: That's the question. Is the wormhole in your backyard the cause? If so. If so, then it has to be connected to the hole being formed, to the portal being formed, to the wormhole being there. And that started about five years ago. Now, it is possible that if the destruction of Earth 2 and the wormhole that existed at the center of the Earth affected spacetime throughout reality as a whole. And the portal showed up as a result. Even if it happened, if it happened after the portal showed up, and the portal showed up as a result of an event that took place in the future, which is a whole f****** can of worms on its own.

Cristina: Yes, what a mess.

Jack: Yeah, what a f****** mess. But whatever.

Cristina: Time travel.

Jack: Yeah, time travel is f*****. It is what it is. But the real problem would be that if this event could affect the past. Has this event always been happening and always been affecting the past?

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: And as a result, yes. In fact, every thought we've had has influenced people over there. Thus even our mythological creatures that are real over here.

Cristina: It's just imaginary creatures over there that.

Jack: They've only had those thoughts because we've seen them. And so we are connected.

Cristina: We are connected, man. Yes.

Jack: Because the toilet paper thing is weird.

Cristina: It is weird.

Jack: They just took it for no reason. It's not even a story. It's a fact.

Cristina: All the things we know here is imaginary over there.

Jack: Yes, they've mentioned all of them. There's no reason they would have all exactly the same things.

Cristina: No.

Jack: So they must be getting it from somewhere that's interesting. Something for us to dissect in the future.

Cristina: Yes. Oh, man. I'm sure the portal, the origin of this portal is really what's important, right?

Jack: Yes, that's really what we need to focus on. But anyways, so. Yeah. Hi, guys. You guys. Hi. You good? You dudes, people, Ladies, gentlemen, whatever the f*** you guys refer to yourself over there. Do you guys have a gender problem out there too? Whatever. Anyways, I know you got. If you don't. That's just the funniest s*** that they have been laughing at us forever.

Cristina: The gender problem.

Jack: The gender problem. If they don't have the gender problem over there, they are dying thinking this is some ridiculous made up bullshit. No s*** people. We actually have people going by all sorts of s***, including Zed and Demon. That's. And God, this is. All of that is real. This is all that's really, really happening over here. And it might sound. I know it sounds ridiculous and like a fiction that this would be something that happens in the. You know, it's happening.

Cristina: It's happening here at least.

Jack: It's happening here at least. And that's crazy.

Cristina: Mm. So, yeah, we'll see if we. With this tv. We get this TV to see over there. We'll see.

Jack: We're gonna tune in heavily.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And see what's going on.

Cristina: Yeah. Because we have things in common for sure.

Jack: Yes. And we do have an access point. It is a matter of we. Their investigations will happen. We'll figure it out. Maybe you guys will see us one day. Live shows in Universe three. How weird.

Cristina: That makes more sense. No.

Jack: Yeah, that's f****** weird. Anyways, so, yeah, you guys enjoyed what you heard here, and you want to learn more about what's happening in our universe, you can go check all those things out at the official website. Greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast, which astounds me that you guys have all exactly the same things.

Cristina: That is so crazy.

Jack: Do they not know where Apple Podcasts comes from? And they say, oh, it's a website. We just get our podcast from the website. But it's like, all over here. And they don't have that over there.

Cristina: They have to have that over there.

Jack: Well, they have it because we're sending it over there.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. I don't know.

Jack: There's nobody over there who did it. But who the f*** knows a billionaire.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Who just knows a billionaire? So it's like, well, that billionaire who we hear about, because they get all our media, so even when we're reporting on a billionaire, they think that's over there.

Cristina: Well, we know they have the same Elon Musk. Sort of.

Jack: Yes, but they don't know they're Elon Musk the way we do. Yeah, that's just a person on their screen. But, like, do they have a Jeff Bezos or are they looking at ours?

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: Interesting. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah.

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Cristina: Let us know what's happening over there, what we got right and what we got wrong.

Jack: Yeah, like perfect. Perfect.

Cristina: What exactly is different?

Jack: And like, subscribe if you want to be filled in on the crap happening over here, because apparently it's not happening over there.

Cristina: I let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Which has always been important.

Jack: It's always been important. More so after this revelation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Tell everybody.

Cristina: Tell everyone this shocking news.

Jack: Yeah. Maybe they'll believe it. If not, eventually one day it might be proven, and then you could see us in person. We'll see.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. Or maybe Maybe his God. His God? His father did it with a Titan and made him. I don't know.

Jack: Well, no, there was a thing that made the Titans. There was an omniscient, all present God thing.

Cristina: Big bang theory of their own.

Jack: This is interesting. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So Zeus is like way down the totem pole when it comes to God. Like, he is nowhere near omniscient. No, he is very specifically a demigod. He's the God of a God of.

Cristina: A God, but many gods, I guess.

Jack: Yes, I think Jehovah and Zeus are equal.

Cristina: What's your proof?

Jack: Not only that, I would argue that Jehovah, if not related to Zeus, is.

Cristina: Zeus just as he took a new name.

Jack: It could be.

Cristina: Or it's translated different from other people. Like, is it the same people?

Jack: Crazy thought. Let's assume the Old Testament is not the first book, not a translation, that it's literally not the first part, and through translation we landed at Jehovah.

Cristina: Mm. But then whatever the first part is just isn't around anymore.

Jack: I guess we just consider it some whole other s***. But maybe there's a literal line connecting Old Testament and Greek scripture.

Cristina: Probably.

Jack: That'd be fascinating because they're either the same thing or brothers. Because alternatively, we could say that they are the same person, but not literally the same person. Rather, we're calling two different people the same thing, saying Old Testament and New Testament, when in reality Old Testament wasn't the Jehovah we know from the New Testament. It was Zeus then.

Cristina: Zeus, huh? But the thing is, like, why did he tell them? I guess that he made all the everything after his parents, like his parents made him. Then he erased all that so that he could say he made it all.

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: No, I don't know. I guess that could be. Who knows how they work? They're angry people.

Jack: Yeah. Who knows how they function? Who knows how any of this works out?

Cristina: Yeah, I wish I knew more of their stories. Like there must be things that connect, but we don't know. We don't know any of those stories.

Jack: Yeah, it's very fascinating stuff. Lost Creek gods.

Cristina: Yeah. If we knew more about the archangels, that would be so helpful though.

Jack: Yeah, there's just very little information on them. There's pretty much nothing to draw from relative to all that stuff. It would require a lot of research to get to the bottom of how they connect from one to the other.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Wubba dubba dub. Dubba dub.

Cristina: Good morning. Good night. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas. Produced by Lynn Taylor and Published by Great dots.info Art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister, with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 156: 2021 Apocalypse Review

New Year, new us. The clone duo discuss major events from 2021 and review the year as a whole, from tragedies, mass shootings, political disputes and an ever evolving virus to advancements in science and space exploration. Additionally, the show is officially introducing itself as ‘Rambling’ to differentiate itself from ‘Just Conversation’ where guests are brought on to have a discussion.

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Bill Nye: The Extinction Entity
  • The End is Bill Nye
  • January 6th Insurrection
  • WallStreetBets vs Wall Street
  • Cold Bernie
  • Biden Hates Blacks
  • Texas Winter Storm
  • Super Straight
  • Vaccine Rollout
  • Asian Lives Matter
  • Legalized Marijuana
  • Mass Shootings
  • Volcano
  • Covid Variants
  • Military Withdraw
  • Terrorist Country

Our Links:

Official Website - https://greythoughts.info/podcast

Twitter - https://twitter.com/JustConvoPod

Facebook - https://facebook.com/justconvopod

Instagram -https://instagram.com/justconvopod


+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to Rambling, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody and tell them, hey, something happened to Just Conversation Podcast's name. And you better come over here and listen to this show and find out.

Cristina: Find out why.

Jack: Find out why or what? Really?

Cristina: What's really. We're going to explain. Give details on why.

Jack: Sure. Yeah. The name changed because it's been Rambling for a while now, and we're just officializing it by announcing it that way on the show.

Cristina: There you go. We shall save the for end the ending.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Why? I don't know. It should have been a big thing.

Jack: Nah, man. But yeah, so now we'll be introducing the show as Rambling, so that Just Conversation is when we have guests exclusively. Now officially creating the rift between these two shows will also not have any conversation between Chrissy and I here at the beginning of those or the end of those episodes. It's just gonna be the conversation with whatever guest we have. Y. Oh, yeah.

Cristina: With more guests.

Jack: The first guest will be Dave.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Hopefully. Hopefully the first guest of season six.

Cristina: Whoever's the guest, I'm sure there will be awesome.

Jack: Yeah, whoever's a guest. I hope that we can get Dave from his busy as life, but hopefully can cut off a moment and we can chill and have some crazy conversation. Have him introduce. Yes. And now we're going by Rambling, which is essentially what they've already been called. But we haven't been creating the division within the show, only within the titles outside. So if you always see, you know, we're on Rambling, whatever number this is. What, 1:56.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Something like this. 156 or 156.

Cristina: We're halfway to 200.

Jack: Yeah, we. We put in work. We're out here. We're part of a pretty early wave, too.

Cristina: Amazing.

Jack: Like two years after we started podcasting, like, the wave of Infinite podcasts just showed up.

Cristina: Oh, you can't say that. They'll think we're hipsters.

Jack: I mean, they can prove this. They can just look at our numbers and be like, oh, they started back then.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah, we did. Like 2017 or something.

Cristina: Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah.

Jack: We've been out here for a bit. For a minute.

Cristina: Yes. Happy New Year's, people.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's also important to know, I guess. Even though you should already know.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: You should know. It is the new Year.

Jack: The new year. Happy New Year.

Cristina: Tomorrow will be old. Like, how long is it new for?

Jack: Right. It's new for a day before it's the same year again.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, today it's a new year. Tomorrow, well, it's the same year was yesterday.

Cristina: Yeah. I guess that's why the first day is the most important.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because it's new. Yeah.

Jack: The New Year's Day. Then there's no more New Year's Day. There's just year.

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: It's just a year again.

Cristina: That's all that happens.

Jack: But yeah. So I hope you guys enjoy hearing. It's gonna be weird at the start, I'm sure. Hearing us call it rambling. Yeah, like you've known it's been rambling. You see, the episode you click on, it's already called rambling, but we never say it out loud.

Cristina: Unless they weren't paying attention to what they're clicking on. They're like, oh, this is just conversation. They say that, so it must be fair enough.

Jack: I. I believe, if I'm not mistaken, that the guest episodes are also gonna have JCP put before them. So that there's two different things. JCP episode whatever and rambling episode whatever.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So instead of just conversation written all out or just say jcp.

Jack: It's never said just conversation written all out.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Next to an episode.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I'm asking if that's what it said before.

Jack: It's never said anything before.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It was just rambling or it tells me you've never looked at that.

Cristina: I have. I just don't remember.

Jack: It's rambling.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then there's just the number of the episode for the guest. The guest episodes. But now it'll say jcps.

Cristina: Oh, so I had nothing.

Jack: Yeah, I had nothing before. Now it's gonna have JCP ahead of the numbers and then could create a good differentiation.

Cristina: Okay. Okay.

Jack: Anyways, we just finished another disastrous year.

Cristina: It wasn't as bad as.

Jack: It wasn't. I don't know. It wasn't.

Cristina: It was pretty bad. Well, for the Earth, it was bad.

Jack: There was a bunch of bad for all directions, but at least we're still here. Slowly fading away, but still not slowly fading away.

Cristina: Maybe next year.

Jack: Maybe next year. I'm hopeful. The end is soon. It's. The end is nigh. The end is Bill Nye.

Cristina: The end is new. The end is Bill Nye. That's awesome.

Jack: The end is Bill Nye. He is the Bringer. What? He's the.

Cristina: He's the Antichrist?

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. He's the extinction entity.

Cristina: The instinct. There's an extinction entity?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't remember when we went through the. Was the name of that game, Death Stranding? You remember in Death Stranding?

Cristina: Oh, yes. That thing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. He's the extinction entity. Oh, that's Bill Nye. That's why when people say the end is nigh, they mean the end is Bill Nye. Bill Nye is the Apocalypse entity. There's no such thing.

Cristina: So they've been literal this whole time?

Jack: Yeah. There's no such thing. Antichrist. There is just Bill Nye. Bill Nye.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: There. At the beginning, there was God. And the thing that was. And was Bill Nye.

Cristina: He was God.

Jack: And Bill Nye.

Cristina: He looks that old.

Jack: As supernatural taught us, God came to be with the darkness and death existed either before or after. They're so old, they don't know who came first or who came second. Well, the fourth thing there was Bill Nye.

Cristina: The fourth thing. Wait, is there four things?

Jack: The darkness, God, Death, and Bill Nye.

Cristina: Oh, okay. What about the. Nothing. Oh, that was before that. Any of that.

Jack: Anyway, nothing.

Cristina: So it doesn't matter.

Jack: Might be the only thing that's always been. Yeah, because God popped up, darkness popped up, death popped up. But, like, nothing. Might have just been.

Cristina: And so, okay, then Bill popped up.

Jack: No, Bill didn't. I guess, maybe. I don't know. He popped up when God popped up and death popped up and the darkness popped up. So they're all one thing somehow.

Cristina: They're all one thing.

Jack: Yeah. Bill Nye is part of. Oh, my God, the Four Horsemen, or whatever the. We're talking about now.

Cristina: He's the four.

Jack: I mean, I don't even know. Right? Like, the Four Horsemen include death, but not God. But at the end of the day, like, why.

Cristina: I don't. The Four Horsemen aren't really even with their powers.

Jack: What is it? War, Death, Famine and what?

Cristina: Locust.

Jack: Locus. Oh, my God. Doesn't even make sense, bro. They're basically just plagues.

Cristina: Yes, I'm sure bugs kill.

Jack: It makes sense that the whole point of locust is that they kill. Like, I don't get. It's death and death and death and hunger. Yeah, death and death and death and hunger. Like, what the. No. So death and life as opposites to one another makes sense. If God created life, then death takes it away. That makes sense. If God brought light, then there should be darkness. That makes sense.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If there is something which are all three of them, there should also be nothing that makes sense. Okay, so there's parts here I don't understand. The Four Horsemen. That's some incorrect s***.

Cristina: The correct one is now, I guess, God, his sister.

Jack: God, Darkness. I mean, darkness and Bill Nye.

Cristina: Yes, that sounds right. Those are the Four Horsemen of the.

Jack: Yes. And while death knows when God dies, Bill Nye knows when death ends because the end is nigh.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Yes. This sounds so. Right, Right.

Jack: And somehow this all relates to the fact that this is a, you know, an episode where we're going to recap the year.

Cristina: This is a year we're celebrating that. The year that it hasn't ended. That life has ended.

Jack: Life hasn't ended yet. Bill Nye still hasn't chosen. He's waiting for his moment.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anyhoo, yeah, this year was pretty epic, monumental, crazy. There was a lot of things that happened here and there, things that took place, things and stuff and things occurred, and here we are now.

Cristina: And, yeah, pretty much all started with our last president. Our last president. The old president. I don't know.

Jack: Year began and we lost the president.

Cristina: No, we didn't. He's still alive. He's got to fight Biden on the White House someday.

Jack: Now, I got a question. Last year is when the president. I mean, I guess it's already next year. So Two years ago, 2020 is when President Trump killed the military guy. That's 2020, right? Like, right off the bat.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Murdered dude.

Cristina: Yeah. And then this year, he started with. I mean, not this year, 2021. He started off the year with the insurrection thing.

Jack: You know what's funny? Everybody for like, the first two weeks of a year is always like, it's still that old year.

Cristina: Still that old year.

Jack: You know, they're like, always confused. They're like, f***. It's that pre. You know, it's 2021, and you make.

Cristina: The mistake when you're writing.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened in school a lot.

Cristina: Yeah. So annoying.

Jack: But, yeah. So Insurrection dude decided, hey, people, attack. No, he didn't say that. That's ridiculous. People. Okay, don't get me wrong. Trump followers are jackasses.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They were like, he told us to do it. He didn't tell you to do.

Cristina: But did he want it? Did he want that?

Jack: We don't know what he wanted.

Cristina: We're not kind of asking them to kill Pence. Wasn't he?

Jack: He never said that.

Cristina: What did he say? I don't remember. I remember it sounded like a threat.

Jack: He called him a traitor.

Cristina: Yes. And he said, we're gonna find him. Right, or something.

Jack: Yeah. No, he.

Cristina: He said some threatening things to the vice president.

Jack: He did not say anything threatening. He's so clever that he's like, pence is a traitor and traders must pay and things will be fixed or corrected. And he is part of that problem that we need to correct something along those lines. You know, it's very vague. I am not threatening. I'm saying nothing illegal. Again, people like to pretend Trump is an idiot. They want to ride that train to the end. But he was so smart. You can't convict him for anything.

Cristina: Yes. And there's so many, like, conspiracies that came out of this, of whether he started this or whether the other team. What if the Democrats started this somehow? The antifa. I don't know. Everyone started this. Someone else started this somehow. Russia somehow was involved.

Jack: Yeah, but no 100%. Trump outsmarted everybody. If he wanted this, he did his usual shtick. And he uses words. He's got the best words. He said that.

Cristina: He's got the best words.

Jack: And he does. He does. He says s*** that makes him look stupid, gets him what he wants, and keeps him innocent.

Cristina: And you can't say he asked for it.

Jack: Yeah. It's f****** genius. He does it over and over and over. Nobody learns. He did that with the bill.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That the Democrats got him to sign just because he said he didn't want to. But the Republicans put that on his desk and he did want to sign it, but he wanted the Democrats to make him do it first. Like that.

Cristina: Kind of genius this year, though.

Jack: No, I know. I'm just an example of how consistently he just uses words and gets what he wants. Manipulates everybody around him. He's a genius. So good.

Cristina: But sadly, because of the insurrection, he got kicked out of his favorite platforms.

Jack: And, yeah, now we.

Cristina: Goodbye to Twitter, goodbye to fun. And fun people suck.

Jack: People hate fun. When Trump was around, everything was fun. Politics was fun. It was like a movie.

Cristina: Also around that time, Parlor became a thing, and then after that thing, Parlor disappeared. I think that was also banned with Trump from online.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything kind of went. It wasn't banned. It was just the people who owned it. Servers, I think was Amazon or something.

Cristina: They kicked.

Jack: They were like, you ain't using our service if you're gonna be an insurrectionist or whatever the f*** they think he is. But it's like, we can't arrest him for anything, do anything. If he didn't cite it. He did it in such a clever way that you cannot convict the man. You can't do s*** to him.

Cristina: But what could have the. What could that app have done that or not have done that, right or wrong? Like, why were they kicked off?

Jack: Because that's where it got planned.

Cristina: But was it the app's fault?

Jack: No, but the app welcomes free speech and doesn't correct anybody for saying anything, so people flocked there.

Cristina: It's crazy, because that's like. Facebook was like that all the time. No one. Like, why hasn't Facebook been kicked off of the Internet itself?

Jack: Because Facebook owns its servers.

Cristina: Ah, okay. That's all I'm asking.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Parlor got kicked because they didn't have their own servers. They were on someone else's servers.

Cristina: All right?

Jack: Facebook has its own. Has its own servers. It doesn't need a server to run on. It runs its own servers.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's all, though. How do you think it's housing all the data if it was holding it at somebody else's server? Somebody could just decide to block off its access to data, and it wouldn't be able to sell data to other people. Whoever it's running off of can sell the data. The people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But Facebook couldn't.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That's very crazy. First few days of the year.

Jack: Yeah. With the insurrection happening and people losing their minds, everybody going crazy.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then us calling treason or patriots Patriots or treason.

Jack: The argument is that they believe that there was treachery happening in the White House and in the voting, and in return, the Second Amendment says you have a right to bear arms in case of a tyrannical government. So the uprising and the protest, which you have a right to as well. And a freedom of speech, which you have a right to as well. And the freedom to bear arms, which you have right to as well.

Cristina: We can bear arms at the White House, though.

Jack: Technically, we own the White House.

Cristina: But aren't there rules I don't know.

Jack: That we have to agree to? And those people decided not to. And government answers to the people, not the other way around. The people don't answer to the government.

Cristina: The people died, though, that. They. They weren't shot, though.

Jack: They were just, like, trampled and s***.

Cristina: Trampled? Yeah.

Jack: Shot would have been easier, but yeah. So s*** got real.

Cristina: Yes. Whoa.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Because of voter fraud. Maybe. Or maybe not.

Jack: Maybe not. Because people had opinions.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And maybe it was treachery that they were responding to, or maybe they were just being manipulated and responding regardless. The White House was stormed. And then the fun began.

Cristina: What was the fun? That wasn't the fun.

Jack: That wasn't the fun. It was exciting.

Cristina: No, that was the fun.

Jack: But the fun began when the war between the rich and the poor, the haves and have nots, took off through digital mediums as Wall street bets took on Wall street and won.

Cristina: Wall street bets? Oh, that's from Reddit. Okay, I see. Yes, that's what they were called.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. WallStreetBets took on Wall street and won. They totally f***** over a s*** ton of people. The squeeze got squoze for some GameStop for some GameStop and just milked milked m************ that the tables flipped on hella people. Some people had to completely cave and sell all their shares and were other.

Cristina: People just made money.

Jack: So much money. People just became rich overnight. Hundreds of thousands of people.

Cristina: That is so crazy.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: From some. What were they called? These? Stonks.

Jack: Stonks.

Cristina: That's what they're called.

Jack: Okay, yeah.

Cristina: Oh my gosh.

Jack: Just a bunch of meme stocks.

Cristina: Oh, yes, that's the right word. Meme stocks, stonks. I don't know, whatever. That was amazing. That was pretty amazing.

Jack: It was pretty amazing. Still going on right now.

Cristina: All right. But they're not doing so well now.

Jack: Not. I mean, not doing so well. What do you mean?

Cristina: Like it's not like what it was.

Jack: Oh, no. You made it sound like they're doing bad.

Cristina: I don't know how they're doing now.

Jack: No, doing pretty good, all things considered. Because they can just shift their attention to something new and screw over whatever's overly shorted. But for the most part, yeah, that was a great victory. It was a one of a kind thing where the little guy totally screwed over the big guy and then the big guy cried so much he wanted laws to legislate the fact that they've didn't like what happened even though they've been doing it the whole time for years.

Cristina: That's amazing.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. We made them ask for the. The holes they were abusing to get patched.

Cristina: It's crazy. That's so unfair though. I feel like they should get even more in trouble for that. I don't know. But that's not how it works.

Jack: That's not how it works. Rich people pay the. The. They lobby hard as f***. They pay the people to make the laws.

Cristina: Yeah. And around that time, Biden became president, if that matters.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: And we got that Bernie Mittens meme. I don't know if you remember. It was everywhere. Bernie.

Jack: Oh, yeah. At the inauguration.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because he was just not happy.

Cristina: Yeah. He looks really cold.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bernie's meme.

Cristina: Yes. It was adorable. That's what I remember of the inauguration. The burning, I guess the president being.

Jack: Half dead on stage.

Cristina: Yes. Zombie for president.

Jack: I'm like, amazed. Didn't go up there and just drop the N word back to back. You are my n*****.

Cristina: You were expecting that from Biden.

Jack: Yeah. Biden goes up and it's like, I was voted in by all my n*****. All n***** are equal to whites. I wish, you know, good old. Good old Bernie doing his thing. Slaves were a bad thing, but they had their benefits. It's like, okay, you're losing me here, bro.

Cristina: Are you saying Biden said that?

Jack: Biden. This is conversations by Biden. We need to fix the economy by sending more blacks to jail. Thank you for voting me in, my n*****.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Good times. Good times. The. I don't even understand how he won, dude.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: It's like, how is. I don't get it. The problem is people dislike the way Trump behaves more.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then they like the fact that he's done more for black people.

Cristina: They don't care. They don't care.

Jack: They don't care. They do not care. While Biden is one of the worst things for black people that has ever happened in politics, like, legislation wise, he has been on some of the darkest bills in all of black history. He's signed his name on to it to allow horrible things to happen.

Cristina: Like, he's done that before. Right. That's past stuff that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: You just pretend that doesn't exist anymore.

Jack: Yeah. 100%. And people are like, well, he's such a good president because he told you that you're just gonna eat that.

Cristina: Yeah. Like when he was comparing poor kids to white kids. Was it?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What was the. Oh, my God.

Jack: All people have the same opportunities. Poor kids, white kids.

Cristina: Ah, okay. Yeah. That's not racist at all.

Jack: You're either poor or you're white. The bubble he lives in. You're either poor or you're white. But yeah, no, he's totally racist. He is responsible for things similar to the Stop in frisk thing that's solely targeted towards black people. He's also one of the leading causes for why blacks are incarcerated. So much more like so many. Same thing with Kamala Harris. She's also responsible for arresting a lot of that. Yeah, all those laws that arrested hella blacks. But hey, they said they're Democratic, so you got to site with a team regardless of what their background is. And because Trump is a Republican and you don't like his attitude, even if he signs, it's 100% because of that. That helps colored people.

Cristina: Who cares what he's done? No one cares. No one knows anything. They can't name you one thing he's done except for that wall that he couldn't stop talking about. Besides that, no one can name anything that he's done.

Jack: Yeah, because nobody looks up anything. They just whatever CNN told me, and I am a CNN follower, therefore that must be reality. As for the Fox people, same thing. Nobody is in any kind of middle ground where they get information from all sides. People are ridiculous. But yeah. So Bernie became president right after Bernie.

Cristina: No, he didn't become president.

Jack: Bernie. Can you imagine? Bernie became president. No. Biden became president.

Cristina: Yeah. Also spinach. They got spinach to send emails.

Jack: What the h***?

Cristina: Spinach, the vegetable. It could send emails. Now how it uses nanotubes from the leaves to emit signals and they're able to pick it up with infrared cameras and it sends back to the science labs.

Jack: What? That's so unimpactful in all our lives.

Cristina: It's going to help detect explosive materials in the soil. That's what it's for at the moment, but they hope in the future it'll help with climate. To fight climate change. So there you go.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Not helpful now, but it will be.

Jack: It's useless as of now, at this.

Cristina: Moment, yes, but it will help.

Jack: Fantastic.

Cristina: And now you know that. That's a thing. That's a cool thing. That's a cool thing. One awesome thing. But then, like, then winter came and it was really horrible.

Jack: Well, all this is happening during winter, actually.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. This is all still in winter.

Jack: Yes, this is all still winter. We're balls deep in winter now. And then for the first time, Texas got a hold of a nice little chilly, frosty ice snowstorm that came through and they just. I wasn't ready. Like Kevin Hart. I wasn't ready. Oh, yeah, they weren't.

Cristina: They weren't. That was a crazy storm, though. It was. What was it? 40 states were under winter warning during that weekend or Whatever. When that happened.

Jack: Yeah, well, this happened while still the fires were burning crazy hard in Texas. In California.

Cristina: In California. Oh, my.

Jack: Yeah, because it was like the random wind came through right at that point.

Cristina: Everywhere else.

Jack: Yeah, it was like got hot as f*** suddenly. And then a crazy cold front covered everything. It was through most of the country. Yeah, most of country had that sheet. But ironically, wasn't nowhere anywhere near us. Yeah, it was just covering everywhere in the middle and west.

Cristina: But the storm didn't hit this area, did it? I don't know. I thought that's what you're saying.

Jack: No, I'm saying it didn't.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I'm saying it started in the middle and went all the way west. Oh, and we are far east. You're the eastest you get in this country. And then came around super straight. The beautiful movement of, I guess, guys creating the line between the he's who are into some variants of gender and the he's who are not into any variance in gender. Super straight being the ones who are into no variance of gender.

Cristina: No variants.

Jack: Yeah, okay.

Cristina: Yeah, because he. The. Well, the original person was. The original person was defending himself because people called him homophobic or transphobic. Transphobic. Because he wouldn't date trans people because he said he's straight and they're like, would you date a trans. I don't know, what's the girl? Boy, whatever.

Jack: Right. Trans person.

Cristina: Trans person. And he said no. And they were calling him homophobic for.

Jack: That, which is f****** ridiculous. You're not homophobic just because you wouldn't date a trans person. People have preferences. Why the f*** can't a f****** straight white guy.

Cristina: Yeah. So he made super straight to feel, I guess, more comfortable and saying like, hey, I'm not transphobic. I just not into that.

Jack: Which resulted in a crap ton of people deciding that they are also super straight.

Cristina: Yes, there's. I wonder how much people are now super straight.

Jack: I mean, I pretty sure a bunch of people were super straight to begin with, but they didn't have the word and now they have the word. So they've always been super straight. It's not that they are super straight now, but it's like before the word lesbian, a chick who liked chicks was still a lesbian.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: She just didn't know she was a lesbian because the word didn't exist. So I'm pretty sure there were a bunch of people who were super straight to begin with.

Cristina: Yeah. And now they have flags and memes and hashtags and stuff.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Think they'll have A parade.

Jack: That'd be hilarious. But here's the thing. A lot of people like to compare super Straight to All Lives Matter, and that is incorrect, because All Lives Matter misses the point, while super Straight does not. Super straight is a actually pretty logical idea. It's a person putting into detail what their preference of a gender is.

Cristina: Yeah, because everyone else pretty much gets to do that.

Jack: Exactly. So this makes perfect sense. Anybody who has a problem with super straight is actually a hypocrite. There are some people who do it mockingly.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just to cover up their homophobia and their transphobia.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But there are people who are actually super straight, and you don't get to pick and choose who's the one who's being transphobic and who's the one who's not.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And pretending you have the right to do that kind of makes you the bad guy. While with All Lives Matter, it's just a bunch of jackasses who don't realize that nobody said All Lives don't Matter. We're just trying to remind you that within the All Is Included Black, which people seem to forget.

Cristina: Yes. This is a whole different situation.

Jack: It's a whole different situation. People consistently miss the point for Black Lives Matter. All Lives Matter. Well, yes. We're not saying that that's not the case. We're saying that within the all is black included. And you seem to forget that part.

Cristina: Yes. Yes.

Jack: But the super straight. No, that's on point. That's not a flawed idea. That makes perfect sense. It's a sexual identity like the rest of them.

Cristina: Mm. And there are so many.

Jack: There are so many. And there's gonna be more. I mean, there's demons now.

Cristina: That's not the same. Unless you're saying people are gonna have a word for being attracted to people.

Jack: Who identify as demons.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. That's gonna be interesting.

Jack: Perhaps. Then we start getting vaccines for the general public. Finally.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They start being rolled out. They roll out. They're rolling. Roll out. People get in them.

Cristina: Not really.

Jack: Not really. That immediately created a flat earth division.

Cristina: A flat earth.

Jack: Yeah. Like when f****** people. The same people, but like when we were trying to reconfirm with people that the earth is round, and then the whole f****** flat earth movement happened. So kind of like that, but with vaccines, which it's ironically, the same people who were already supporting flat earth that are now like, no, vaccines are dangerous. Don't get me wrong, these vaccines were tested incredibly fast.

Cristina: Yes. It's not dangerous in how they imagine.

Jack: Because we were using things we have already tested in other vaccines and crap. And that's what allowed it to be faster. We use pre existing information and did advanced testing and did very sped up testing that allowed us to use data from already existing vaccines and the chemicals that we added to the new vaccines to fight Covid. It's like a whole process that allowed us to do it faster.

Cristina: Yes. It's not from the devil.

Jack: All this information does not get told to the masses because scientists are. And all they know how to do is say, well, in our hypothesis it showed that the mitochondria was connected to the jugi mabob. And this is like shut the f*** up and just speak to the retards that don't understand what you're saying, bro. No, they just talk down. It's all right. They get that they don't understand. Just, just make the words simple. Be like vaccine in arm tested real good. Very good. No robots in vaccine healthy. Yes. No vaccine bad. Yes, vaccine good. And then show them pictures that explain it too. Because some people are so dumb they don't get that part. And that's fine. Not everybody's supposed to understand scientific notation. We need science communicators, not scientists. Because scientists cannot stand in front of people and talk. They're too dumb. All they know is what they're working on and they don't know s*** else. They don't know f*** else, dude. And that's a problem. Don't put a f****** quiet shy nerd who only hangs out with other quiet shy nerds that are only their peers in front of a public of mostly under educated individuals. That doesn't make sense. So that's the government's fault? All the anti vaxxers are the government's fault because you're like, well, usually it takes really long, but because of the mehuza and the gizzle and what the f***. I don't understand any of these words. But they said it's been tested shorter than usual. I heard that part. So what they mean is this can't really be tested safe. If you think about it, I didn't get all the other words that were telling me something about one thing or another.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But I know that the vaccine wasn't tested the right amount. It's like, well, they explained how it works, but like they're too dumb to bring it down.

Cristina: Yes. And now they're protesting. Yeah.

Jack: Now we got a bunch of people who are like, my right. It's so scary and dangerous. People getting sick and dying. Don't get me wrong, that did Happen. A lot of people got sick from the vaccine and like, bad sick, bad sick, bad sick. But it's. There's going to be a margin for error.

Cristina: The vaccine itself or like Covid. Like they still caught the vaccine.

Jack: People who didn't have the COVID at all.

Cristina: The vaccine was actually hurting them.

Jack: Yeah, the vaccine killed a couple of people, but the margin for error is there. Somebody's gonna have a bad reaction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's so infinitesimally small that out of million billions of people in the world. Billions who've gotten it. We had an outbreak of six dead women. Then it just got. We plugged the hole. Okay. We fixed the problem.

Cristina: Yeah. They stopped, I think for that time.

Jack: Yeah. Worked on it. And then it's gone.

Cristina: Yeah. Like the right thing to do.

Jack: We got 8 billion people and 6 deaths. More people have died of less s*** in more time. In less time. In the same time frame, actually. In that time that we were complaining about. I'm gonna take f****** vaccines for some small village in West Bubba. F***. Got bombed. And more people died instantaneously. As. You didn't even finish your sentence.

Cristina: Like, how many people died from COVID at that time?

Jack: I don't know. I don't know. A lot maybe, Probably. But compared to what? Like a lot as compared to what? You know, like you compared to one thing, you're like, well, I guess it's not really that bad. Compared to another thing. Oh, so terrible.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, that's another problem. Media just focuses on brainwashing and s***.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But that slowly led into the racism against the Asians. Asian Americans.

Cristina: Yeah. A lot of videos are not safe for them.

Jack: Which is weird because a lot of the videos I saw were black people beating up on the Asians, which was like, this is. What the f*** aren't you guys just came out from being like totally abused yourselves. You had a whole protest last year about this and now you're doing it to the Asians?

Cristina: Yes, dude.

Jack: I watched an entire video of two black dudes and a black girl beating the f*** out of an Asian old lady. Just cuz this is your fault.

Cristina: That is really sad.

Jack: And dude, like, what is happening? How you gonna be this hypocritical?

Cristina: I don't know. And then telling them. I don't know if they told them, but how many people have told them? Go back to your country.

Jack: Those people should probably though. I was born in the. No, no, we're rejecting you. You just jumped an old lady because she brought Covid. She looks like she hasn't Left this country in years, if ever. Yeah, and you jumped her because she's Asian. Go back to your f****** country. No, no, no. Citizenship rejected. Get the f*** out. Go take a f****** ancestry. We'll take you to random country with dark people, bro. I don't give a f***. We'll just drop you off somewhere. You say you're part of them. I don't give a f***. You ain't f******. No. That's crazy. That's crazy as f***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: How did we have entire series of protests about black lives matter, and then you just decided, but Asian lives don't.

Cristina: But Asia. That's what we learned.

Jack: That's what we learned. Black people believes that black lives matter, but Asian lives. That. That's not the same. So then the argument of s***, I guess saying all lives matter kind of held weight. Cuz like they quickly toss out the window, Asian people lives matter because you're not Asian, you don't give f***.

Cristina: So should we start an Asian lives matter group?

Jack: Well, that happened.

Cristina: Oh, that did. Okay.

Jack: That was the aftermath of bunch of Asians getting a bit. Well, Asian lives matter.

Cristina: Yeah, they do. Why they do.

Jack: We shouldn't have to emphasize. It should just be all lives. It should be. It should be. The fact that we have to emphasize any specific is the problem. So whites don't like blacks, but blacks don't like Asians. Do Asians have a problem with Hispanics? Asians were at the wall like, yeah, build it. F*** them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like I don't f****** know at this point, dude. You know what? If you're not Native American, get the f*** out of the country. Let's just start there. All of us. Let's just get the f*** out. Let's just go out. All of us. We don't know where we came from.

Cristina: Done enough to them.

Jack: Yeah, we're just gonna find people who we look kind of sort of like and just go there. Let's just do that. All of us. If you're not Native American, get the f*** out. Just do that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's it. We stop f****** this country up. It's the only way.

Cristina: Yeah, that's the solution. That's a great solution. Why don't we do that? D***, no one wants to do that.

Jack: There's like 50,000 Native Americans. And everybody else is not.

Cristina: Yes. There's too many people.

Jack: Yeah, like my vast majority, everybody else is not Native American.

Cristina: And that would be talking about Canada too, though.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah.

Cristina: We're talking. Not just United States. Got to leave. Canada's got to go too.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. The only people who are fairly where they are are the South Americans because they are a clean breed of whatever, half native and Spaniard.

Cristina: He didn't kill off the natives.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just f***** them all.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Good for them.

Jack: Good for them. F****** everything they see.

Cristina: That's how you do it. Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, eventually New York legalized marijuana.

Cristina: Yay.

Jack: That's a thing. Medical use, primarily.

Cristina: Yeah. Every state is legalizing.

Jack: Yeah. Joyce got it as well.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Wisconsin's had it for a while. Little by little. I think most states now have it legalized. So that went great. When the T. Pain thing.

Cristina: Yes. He.

Jack: He realized that he had that Instagram is flawed with that hidden folder.

Cristina: Yeah. Why is there a hidden folder? I don't know. But he just noticed he was missing.

Jack: What, 200, hundreds, hundred celebrities just wanting to be his friend and he was just not. Not aware.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't hang out on Instagram. How would I know?

Cristina: Yeah. And he just realized that. I wonder if he, after realizing that, has contacted all of them.

Jack: Why would he contact all. He just accepted. Celebrities don't just casually talk to each other. They're just people.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I'm just like, I don't know Brad Pitt, but I'm gonna send him an inbox. Like, what the.

Cristina: What if Brad Pitt was in his inbox? So maybe they'll. I don't know.

Jack: Like, how would that play out?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, hey. Hey.

Cristina: Yes. I don't know what they do. I don't know.

Jack: I don't know. Hi. Hi.

Cristina: I guess, I assume they all want to do a project together.

Jack: The f*** would that even look like? Brad Pitt and T. Pain?

Cristina: I don't know. We'll find out when they make a.

Jack: Project together, I guess. And then we had some mass shootings in Atlanta and Boulder. Two weeks apart from each other because that still hasn't gone away. We just have mass shootings once in a while. You know, they. They died down. We don't have them for a while and then they come back. You know, we need a couple of mass shootings every year and school shootings.

Cristina: Population control, I guess. Mass shootings, but all population control.

Jack: We're just trying to reduce the amount of people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Regardless of where. It's non biased. It's just wherever the f*** there's a shooter in the least. Bias is school and just f******. They go into school, they kill random people. Whoever drew death that day as a straw is just who's the f***. Got it. It's harsh, but Population control. We're talking about resource problems. Okay, then nobody if really believe there's a resource problem, then you shouldn't have a problem with this. This is how the world should work. Right? Because we're letting people overseas die because we have a resource problem we got to worry about. Re. Well, this is the same.

Cristina: This is the same.

Jack: We're not picking who dies now. They're just dying.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if you believe there's a resource problem, then mass shootings shouldn't bother you because it happens. You rather they live a suffering life as more people get born and consume resources faster and eventually. No, they're doing you a service.

Cristina: I don't want to say that. What? I don't think there's a resource problem though.

Jack: So I guess there is no resource problem. I'm just saying for people who believe there's a resource problem, they should probably be like, well, this is great. Like it's not and there isn't a f****** resource problem. We got s***** distribution of resources. That's different.

Cristina: That's very different.

Jack: A bunch of rich people with most of everything and then everybody else gets shreds. There's not really a resource problem. We just haven't decided to kill and eat all the rich people, which would be a astoundingly easy considering we out there's like 20 of them.

Cristina: Yeah, we could.

Jack: We could easily just eat them. Yeah, we could eat them. Take all of their property by force and they can't stop us.

Cristina: But how much people are protecting those people?

Jack: Those people would join us if we just agreed as people that beyond a certain point, if you're a certain level of rich, we could just eat you.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: If you're just a certain level of rich, we could just eat you. That's it.

Cristina: That's it.

Jack: That's it. The problem is people are too scared. Oh, I might go to jail. Yeah, but you'll make the world a better place. But we're all the main character. I can't spend the better world in jail.

Cristina: Okay, so this person isn't going to jail. This is like that. What was that famous movie where everyone gets to kill each other for one night? This is just for the rich people. Yeah.

Jack: Oh, the rich purge. But they got. That's not fair. They got bunks and s***, military vehicles driven by people who they could pay to not participate in the purge.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Okay, it has to just be. After you've made this much money, you're a criminal and we get to eat you. And it's like if you've ever wanted to taste human. Well, Bezos is a billionaire. Oh, s***. We still got billionaires. Yeah, we haven't caught Bezos yet. Oh, let's go Bezos hunting.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Yeah. I mean that make perfect sense when the world decides to work together to stop the problem that we've created of huge capitalistic wedges between classisms.

Cristina: Yes. What a great way to fix it. What?

Jack: Yep. And then India goes up in Covid, then Palestine and Israel explode into a massive battle. And then Australia with a giant mice problem.

Cristina: Yes. There's a bunch of mice biting people in hospitals and schools, in a jail. They had to relocate all the people from the gel to another place because the mice were just attacking everything.

Jack: They had rabies?

Cristina: No, they were just biting the. They. They bit something important from the gel electron, something electrical. And so they had to go to another place.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: And they also were eating all the farm food, which was pretty horrible.

Jack: I can imagine. Yeah. If you have no clean farm food they could eat without catching some sort of disease or some crap.

Cristina: Then a volcano exploded in Congo, Near Congo. It looked really cool. At least the pictures did. All the people evacuated from the main city there.

Jack: I mean, all volcano eruptions look great.

Cristina: Yes, they do.

Jack: But yeah, it's like a unique looking non frequent event.

Cristina: And in Canada, 215 children were found.

Jack: Oh my God. Yes, the f******. The school or some s***, right?

Cristina: Yeah, from Catholic schools. I think it was Native American children. They just found a bunch of dead bodies. There were unmarked graves. They found so many children. So many. And I think that was like the first one they found. And then they found other ones after in other schools or what used to be schools. And then soon after churches were being burned down.

Jack: That's about right. I don't know why we're still dealing with Catholicism. Why we haven't decided that you kind of unanimously responsible for all the horrors that have ever happened.

Cristina: We just keep finding more.

Jack: I mean, wasn't. Wasn't the First Reich also Christian?

Cristina: What was he?

Jack: Christian Nazis.

Cristina: He was Christian though, weren't they? I don't know.

Jack: I mean like, great, whatever, but I'm pretty sure they were Christian and that a lot of that was all stemming from like all of the. Every kind of everything. Evil. Christianity is evil inherently.

Cristina: This was Catholic, which is I guess the worst of the worst.

Jack: It's the worst of all Christian branches, right? Yeah. They're responsible for the most death. They want you to pretend to drink blood and eat flesh. And they like to tell the story of a dude who killed the firstborn? Unless you killed a goat and covered the top of your door with it.

Cristina: And got a guy. Yeah.

Jack: Got a guy to pretend he was gonna kill his son. Just that religion, them.

Cristina: There's so much wrong with them.

Jack: It's a lot wrong with Christian.

Cristina: We just find more things.

Jack: Yeah. Like a bunch of crazy.

Cristina: Cancel it school. Cancel everything else.

Jack: We can't, because they support things like the left and the right and.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And people are like, no, but God. It's like, you don't give a about no God, bro. Shut the upper.

Cristina: You'd have canceled them so long ago.

Jack: Yeah. Then eventually Covid decided to, like, multiply. Deconstruct from its Mighty Morphin Megazord form into individual parts.

Cristina: Yes. There was the Delta, which we thought.

Jack: Was super scary and dangerous and evil, and then it grew a little more.

Cristina: And became the Delta plus.

Jack: Yes. And we're like, oh, no. Delta Plus. This is the Super Mega one. But then in actual supervillain came in.

Cristina: I don't know how you pronounce it. Omicron.

Jack: Omicron.

Cristina: Omicron.

Jack: Yeah. That showed up. And now we're like, oh, my God. But the Omicron thing, the funniest part is that right now, at this point. So right now. Okay, so it's what, the first. And as of us recording this, technically, on paper, the pandemic is over. It's been over because we have vaccines for the problem at hand, and the amount of deaths have steadily been going down, even if the amount of cases have been going up. We're basically dealing with a flu season equivalent, and people have been shook in panic. And that's why the hospitals fill up, because most of the people in the hospital aren't having, like, tremendously bad reactions. But everybody gets scared, gets tested and runs to the hospital.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But the death rate is continuing to drop.

Cristina: Okay, so we're not in a pandemic.

Jack: We've not dropped the title.

Cristina: The title again.

Jack: We're in this place where the government overreached and they need to scare you back to normal. They need to. The narrative needs to make sense. They can't just say we f***** up and we overdid it.

Cristina: They can't say we saved the day either.

Jack: It wouldn't make sense. People are still too scared. You can't just be like, oh, no, it stopped. Because then people can question, was there ever.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because it was never as bad as government pretended it was, but they were. They had to be cautious. That's true. They didn't. They. They Overstepped in caution. Because if it did turn out as bad as we were predicting it would be, we'd be all f*****.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But the fear of the government is losing power. So they did the right thing at the beginning by overstepping. But then they were like, oh, but how do we go back on it now? That's the problem. That's how we ended up where we are. Because they didn't want to say, okay, those were security measures. Now we can go back to this kind of life that makes perfect sense.

Cristina: Can you imagine? Do you have an idea of how they're gonna.

Jack: No, it's just gonna slowly trickle back to normality.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's gonna happen seamlessly. That's the goal. To seamlessly make it normal.

Cristina: It'll be seamlessly normal. And there's less where there's no more coveted variants. Are they gonna.

Jack: Yeah, I don't know why the f*** they're naming all the variants when the flu does this every f****** year.

Cristina: We don't have a name for everything.

Jack: I mean, we do, but we don't talk about it.

Cristina: Yeah, no one knows. Like, it's just the flu.

Jack: Yeah, Like a vaccine scientist knows exactly what the. The name of each strain of the flu there is, but, like, we're not advertising it on TV and, like, screaming.

Cristina: At people, this once here, there's three different variants.

Jack: Just, like, take the f****** flu shot in your. Fine. Yeah, well, no, if you don't like what there are right now at this moment, the flu is deadlier. Again.

Cristina: The flu is deadlier.

Jack: Flu is currently deadlier than the coronavirus. Again, like, that happened in the middle of 2021. Like, it just went backwards to the point that now, again, the flu is the most overpowered thing. It's no longer Covid. Okay, but also, we are not stopping talking about COVID That ball got rolling, and it's just a snow ball and it's a giant hill. Doesn't stop f****** getting bigger. It's annoying.

Cristina: Wow. There's also a fungus version in India.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Remember that?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was the airborne version in the south.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And there was the contact version that was over here in the east.

Cristina: Ah, okay. Man, so many. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, yeah. There's a million of these.

Cristina: Gotta catch them all. No, don't do that. That'd be interesting if you caught them all.

Jack: Gotta catch them all. Covid Month.

Cristina: There's gotta be someone out there that accidentally somehow just traveling because I guess they have to because of work, so they're forced to get these not they're forced to, but they just accidentally.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know, like someone who drives a plane. I don't know who's most in danger. Or ships.

Jack: I mean, doubtfully. After you get it, you probably just stop working in general.

Cristina: Juneteenth becomes an official holiday.

Jack: Yeah, finally, Juneteenth, an official holiday. The day slavery ended has been cemented and is now something we celebrate, which feels probably like should have been since the day slavery ended. But I know why people take their time. So thanks for throwing us a bone, white people. Thanks for throwing us a day.

Cristina: Are we gonna start having fun?

Jack: And the shortest month.

Cristina: A day.

Jack: And the shortest month.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thanks, white people. We appreciate it. Then space happens. For the first time ever, there is space.

Cristina: I'm pretty sure that was there.

Jack: You sure?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, well, I guess that's been there this whole time. Anyways, Leon Elon Musk used the apparently always there space to get a rover to Mars. That's cool.

Cristina: Hasn't there been rovers to Mars? No, no, I think they've been. There's been one. I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, NASA's. NASA's rover.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I said Elon, but NASA's rover lands there on Mars.

Cristina: Also, Elon did some space stuff this year.

Jack: Bunch of space. Yeah, there's a bunch of Elon Musk stuff, including neural link and his starlink. And Tesla got better and bigger. And they have a robot, a house robot that's announced.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Do you know what the house robot thing is called?

Jack: No. House buddy. House buddy.

Cristina: Okay, go look that up.

Jack: Go Google house buddy. Tell me if I got it right.

Cristina: Yeah. Neuron link.

Jack: Neuralink. Yeah. Neuralink is nuts. I'm probably gonna get it. You're probably gonna get it after it's well tested. But, yeah. So then, Then. Then after all of that excitement, we took a weird turn for even more exciting when Biden was like, look, everybody, I'm about to blow your minds. I'm gonna do what every president's been talking about doing. And I don't know why they don't do it, but I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna take every soldier out of Afghanistan and everybody's at once. Wait, don't. No. There's a reason we don't do it. He's like, no, no, no. Y' all's just p******. I am the real deal. I'm here to do what the people tell me to. And the people told me to take all the soldiers out of Afghanistan. But there's a reason the people aren't in charge of s*** because the people are f****** stupid. So he did exactly as the people wanted him to do. The stupid people who don't get how politics and military work. He did just what they wanted. And he took all the soldiers out at the same time, but they wanted it done fast. And he said, I promise, fast.

Cristina: He did it fast.

Jack: And he did it so fast. But there was one stipulation to doing it fast. It would take years to get enough ships and planes out there to then board all of the tanks and artillery and weapons we have. So we were like.

Cristina: We abandoned them.

Jack: Yeah, just. Just you. We can leave them all. They're not gonna use them. We're just gonna leave them all here, and we're all gonna leave. And we did that. And it took a single week for the Taliban to come right out of the holes they were hiding, which we thought they were dead or some s***. But no, they were just so well hidden because they were too scared because of the death grip that Obama put over Afghanistan. And now without that death grip with his homie who was just like, hey, my homie put the death grip. I don't know why he did that. That's so crazy. I'm gonna take that death grip away and everybody who's watching anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And now.

Cristina: Yeah, right.

Jack: The Taliban took over all of the. Everything. All the guns and all the bases and all the codes and all those tanks and weapons and all the stuff. And now Afghanistan is a terrorist nation.

Cristina: Yeah, that happened.

Jack: That happened fast. Fast. It just came and went. It was just like, now we just have Afghanistan, the terrorist country. Yeah, like, it went from just normal people to a country run by terrorists.

Cristina: Yeah, man. We live with that.

Jack: That's f*****. Because it's the. That we've been being racist about this whole time, except we made it a reality. Well, like, if you're from Afghanistan. Oh, don't you know the jokes? Don't blow me up. Oh, you're coming on the plane with me. Don't blow me up. Well, like, bro, now, now. If somebody from Afghanistan gets on your plane, s**** on bricks, how the f*** are you just gonna leave all the Taliban people to take all the what?

Cristina: I don't know. That's the.

Jack: They just murdered random Afghanis. He's just like, f*** these people. Like, what? We really just gave the power to the terrorists. We made ISIS 2.0.

Cristina: He was cool with that.

Jack: He was cool with that? Well, the people were cool with that. Yeah, because the people wanted him to do it. And He's a people pleaser and he did what the people wanted.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He got them out.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess so. Yay. He's hero.

Jack: He did what he said he was gonna do.

Cristina: He did it.

Jack: And they asked him to do it. And he did it. He did it. Nobody, nobody can tell him he didn't do it. He did do it. He did do it. They can't tell him s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And becomes a him. Well, you didn't know I did it. You told me to and I did it. I came up here with promises and I'm keeping promises, but they were very.

Cristina: Angry at him afterwards.

Jack: Well, that's their fault. They need to shut the f*** up. Yeah, they asked for something, deal with it. Yeah, you wanted the troops out, we took the troops out. Now you want, you want to problem solve, grab some guns, get on that plane over there and we'll see how it goes. You go over. You wanted them out. The soldiers are gone. They're not going back. They know what's happening over there. You want it out now, you go. You go fix it. You go James Bond that s*** on your own. The f***. That's crazy. And, yeah, then we got hit by some crazy a** storm. Ida. And Ida destroyed Louisiana.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: And then drowned Jersey and New York.

Cristina: And the hurricane and the tornadoes.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Jersey had seven tornadoes in one week.

Cristina: It was all in a week.

Jack: It was in two weeks, I think. But for the first time since like 1910 or some s***.

Cristina: For a while.

Jack: Yeah, for a while where there was one by chance and it wasn't even complete. And I believe it didn't even touch ground. And then we had seven that did. Yeah, nice. Just, you know, no. Climate change. There's no such thing.

Cristina: There's no such thing.

Jack: A state that hasn't had a tornado in over a hundred years. Seven, two weeks. Mmm.

Cristina: America, everything's fine.

Jack: Everything's fine. Yeah. Right now at this moment, we're living that meme with a little dog inside the burning house.

Cristina: Yeah, that's the burning house is hers.

Jack: Yeah. And we're just like, this is fine. That's how it goes. And shortly thereafter, a bunch of people drowned and died and whatnot. Bezos went to space.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. Because that's how we roll some rich dudes based on his buddy or something.

Jack: Yeah. They went out there, it went to colonize space together by themselves. We don't know what b*** stuff they did up there, but they went together.

Cristina: Everyone made fun of their ship because.

Jack: It looked like the p**** that Jeff Bezos wishes He had.

Cristina: Oh, yes, yes.

Jack: And then Squid Game happened and the world got shook by Koreans once again, as they have all the best dramas ever made.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And we don't argue that. We know that there are way more dramas that come from Mexico and Spain. That's an obvious statement. They pump one new out every week. But quality wise, I'm saying Korean is the best. Koreans, they got it.

Cristina: They got it.

Jack: They got it. That's. That's where it at. That's where it's at, bruh.

Cristina: And people who didn't know found out.

Jack: Found out. Yeah. So I've been down that rabbit hole since I was a kid. Early days of my life.

Cristina: Don't say that. You're gonna be a hipper hipster.

Jack: What? I remember watching KBS on cable. Was it channel 23? Yeah, I think it was channel 23. Actually it was on channel 17 for a while and then when they change, we changed. Like companies, you know, they have channels arranged differently. Yeah, then it was on channel 23.

Cristina: You're watching Korean things.

Jack: KBS subtitles.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Great dramas. The best. All romance for whatever reason.

Cristina: And then Metaverse. Yeah, Metaverse was announced and Facebook changed to Meta.

Jack: Yeah, Facebook changed its name to Meta.

Cristina: And then we got some creepy commercials about what that's gonna look like.

Jack: Like we've had Metaverse, except the meta part doesn't exist. We've had universes we hang out in, very detailed. There are video games that are life style games. You could play one game forever and there'd be new content. Consider GTA is a type of Metaverse, but it's not a metaverse reality in that you're putting on a headset. Except I think now it technically is. But what they mean by the metaverse isn't even what we're talking about.

Cristina: No.

Jack: When we're talking about just a casual world, you can exist in what? This version of the Metaverse is essentially some kind of Internet. It's the next stage of the Internet where everybody owns the Internet simultaneously.

Cristina: That's going to be crazy. And it's complicated. I don't think people have. I mean, maybe by now we understand what the metaverse is going to.

Jack: Not entirely. Most people don't.

Cristina: Okay. And another thing about the Internet that's new or new from that year is NFTs.

Jack: Oh, yes. NFTs are all over the place. But Metaverse is run off of the same concept that NFTs are blockchain technology. And blockchain technology decentralizes the entirety of any content on it. Anything you Use blockchain to create is owned by everybody.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And that allows the Internet to stay free, man. It will be impossible to legislate anything around it if everybody owns all of the Internet all of the time. Because people can just decide we don't agree, and then shut down the government's Internet. That's how you do it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because the solution here is. Or not the solution, but the outcome is that the metaverse and the unity of a decentralized government in the web will then align the mentalities of anybody using those Internets, thus bringing the world closer together.

Cristina: So this is gonna be a good thing.

Jack: This is a good thing long term. Yes. It's gonna bring the world together. We're gonna be one. Because the governments of the real world might be affecting us, but they need to use the Internet that we all own.

Cristina: Amazing.

Jack: So they, in order to get their message out, need to rely on us agreeing with them.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Giving the power back to the people. That's why the government doesn't like this idea. They're like, we need to halt that.

Cristina: They're not gonna be able to do it.

Jack: Nope. That's the same reason the government was not supporting Bitcoin at the beginning.

Cristina: And they weren't able to stop that either.

Jack: We're never gonna stop that either. We gotta f******. We gotta stop this. Because if it's decentralized, we don't control how the dollar moves. And now who gives a s*** about your dollars? Like a million other currencies out there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now I can trade with anybody at any moment. Don't have to worry, because f*** your dollar. So, yeah, then Dave Chappelle released a special. People try to cancel him.

Cristina: Yes. There was so many protests for the trans community.

Jack: Yeah. But that's not really a surprise. That usually happens.

Cristina: Yeah. And I think people were fired from Netflix.

Jack: Yeah. People protested thinking they would boycott Netflix. And in return, some mofos got fired. And Netflix proved I could just fire back at you guys. And then what? Which is funny because I like to think of it like, yeah, I've heard the stories of how, you know, my blue haired, overweight, gender confusing individuals protest and get our way because we scare companies. We're gonna do that right now because we don't like the words he's saying, even if they're a joke. And then they went out and they walked out. And then Netflix was like, just don't come back. You're like, wait, what? Huh? What? I thought this would work. And Netflix was like, no, I can just hire somebody who's not gonna b****.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's like, oh. Oh, thank you for opening that door, Netflix.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Because now other people like, wait, why were we caving? F****** no money. Why don't we think they had the power? It's like, yeah. Why did you think you give them money, dude? What? Yeah, just let them leave. Give somebody else money. Netflix did it. Netflix did to the cancel culture. Well, Kevin Spacey did to me too. Just like, here's some proof. Enjoy. Netflix did the same thing. It's like, okay, walk out and keep walking.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah, keep walking. That person walking in the opposite direction, that's your replacement.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Netflix on it. Oh, supporting creators. Not angry people who've never created anything and feel like they have the right to destroy everything, when in reality, they're just lesbian white women.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Which is like, you're still abusing your privilege against a black man, aren't you?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Ain't that the irony? They're abusing their white privilege against a black guy. Mmm. We've entered some weird territory.

Cristina: Yes, that. That's weird. Okay. And then. Oh, Astroworld Festival. That was pretty tragic.

Jack: Oh, yeah, that's that festival where people entered a Travis Scott concert and they.

Cristina: Were trampled to death.

Jack: A Juice World concert. Giga Dee Goo.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, but they totally went into that Travis Scott. And then people were trampled and killed because it was so densely packed.

Cristina: They're just squeezed to death.

Jack: Yeah, but those 10 people got to see Juice Wrld again, and that's what matters.

Cristina: That's. I don't know. Ah, that's so horrible. I don't know.

Jack: And then the CDC recommends all 18 and older get a COVID 19 booster, and they change the terms of what fully vaccinated means to three shots, not two.

Cristina: That was four now.

Jack: Oh, it's four. It might be. I don't remember all of the above. And the most important news of the entire year is that Britney Spears has finally regained her freedom, and now she can go blow her brain talk because she hates her life.

Cristina: Yay. Yay. What a year.

Jack: What a year. And now. Now we've just begun this beautiful new year where it's a new year and it's new uses, it's new us, it's new uss.

Cristina: No, because we're rambling now.

Jack: Yeah, we're.

Cristina: Although we were rambling before, but now we're called rambling. Oh, my God.

Jack: Now we're saying the words rambling.

Cristina: Whoa. Beautiful. So new.

Jack: Super new. So, yeah, let us know what you Guys, think about, did we miss anything you guys wanted to mention? Mention it for us. Tell us. Tell us in comments, tell us in reviews, go on social media, email us on Facebook, on Twitter, on this, on that. Tell us all the things. Tell us, if you like, how we're now referring it to. To it as Rambling, because it's always been rambling anyways, and now we're just calling it Rambling and making a division. So there's basically two shows on the feed now. Yeah, that's where we are.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Two shows on the feed. Just me and Kristi here rambling, trying to explain to you guys the truth about everything that exists in the world, the real meaning behind all the things. And then there are conversations with an interesting, usually eccentric guest, but very interesting.

Cristina: Yes, very interesting guest. Yeah.

Jack: So, yeah, if you guys want to listen to episodes about all the things that happened and get our take on moment to moment, all the research we've done, all the missions we went on in 2021, all the discoveries we've been on, all the guests, we've had some very. The year of the most unique guests.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So you can definitely find all of that stuff on the official website, greatthoughts.info on Apple podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can also reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review.

Cristina: The show and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. Tell them, hey, the Just Conversation podcast now officially goes by Rambling in one of their shows. And you should listen to Rambling by the Just Conversation podcast. And they'll be like, oh, I like to hear people ramble.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, yeah.

Cristina: And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing from personal and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: Kind of badass. You thought, had we be doing this this long?

Cristina: Yeah. Really? I don't know. I have no idea. I never had a time schedule thing. Like, I never was thinking how long. I don't know. It's just the thing we were doing at the moment and that was it. I never really thought about the future of the podcast or how long I pictured myself doing the podcast or anything.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: It just happened and it just kept happening and that was it.

Jack: Yeah. Now we're here.

Cristina: And now we're here.

Jack: We're.

Cristina: And I don't know where I'll be next.

Jack: Podcasts in the ranks kind of often don't know who's listening. So attentively. Thank you, anybody Listening. Thank you.

Cristina: Thank you.

Jack: That's awesome.

Cristina: But were you thinking we'd be here?

Jack: I also don't really like, you know, how many things I've started in my life. I just keep doing them forever. I don't really quit anything.

Cristina: You don't have any plans?

Jack: No, I just start things. And I'm the opposite to most people that they're known for starting and stopping something and then starting something new and stopping that, or never finishing something and just starting the next thing and just wandering off. No, I do all the things all at the same time.

Cristina: But you don't at least plan things out, though, because you keep going. I don't know. I feel like someone who does keep going, it's because they have some type of plan.

Jack: I have no plan.

Cristina: You have no plan.

Jack: I. I roll with it.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: As it. As it. As it goes. Things.

Cristina: Is it shocking then, that we've lasted this long?

Jack: No. I've literally never let anything fall.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Only the things that I've made and given to somebody else to manage have fallen apart. Yeah.

Cristina: That's different.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: So, yeah, pretty cool.

Cristina: Cool. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Colazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts Info, art by Zero Lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 155: Santa The One True God

What are Santa’s powers? How did he acquire them? How does he pull of the Christmas Day Miracles? On this Christmas special, the duo crack open the case of Santa’s true power level. Comparisons to the other deities are made, and the greatest of Gods is crowned, but who that turns out to be is someone no one expected!

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Snowflake Patterns
  • Santa is a Genie
  • Elves are Fairies
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Is Santa a God?
  • What are Santa’s powers?
  • Omniscience
  • Santa’s Adrenochrome
  • God Wars
  • Santa The Genius
  • Immortality
  • Everything Shapeshifts
  • Capitalism

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new EP episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to find somebody, pull them nice and close, and get ready to listen to our holiday special.

Cristina: Ho, ho, ho.

Jack: It's Christmas.

Cristina: Look outside. It's raining. Oh, I mean, snowing, but I doubt it's snowing.

Jack: Is it Christmas, or is tomorrow Christmas?

Cristina: It's Christmas.

Jack: What? They. What's the wait? Yesterday was Christmas Eve.

Cristina: Yeah, yesterday.

Jack: So this weekend just lined up perfectly for everybody.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like, they're Friday. They get to do whatever the f***, and then today is actual Christmas Day.

Cristina: Yes. Now they get to spend their Christmas Day listening to us.

Jack: That's fantastic.

Cristina: Like, who wouldn't want to do that?

Jack: What? Spend their Christmas Day listening to us?

Cristina: Yes. This is the greatest activity ever.

Jack: Yeah, man. What better thing to do than listen to the Just Conversation podcast as we ramble upon. As we ramble about Christmas, the holidays, our holiday episodes. That what this is.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We can talk about snow.

Cristina: We don't talk about snow.

Jack: We're gonna talk about.

Cristina: How do you even talk about snow?

Jack: Every snowflake is unique.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And that can't be. Can't be true. That can't be true. That needs to be at least two that were identical. There's too many snowflakes. I get that. The order in which it generates is random.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's what's truly random. But if you were to pick up two f****** snowflakes and, like, whatever. Two snowflakes. Look, they're most alike.

Cristina: A limited amount of patterns. Like.

Jack: Yes. There has to be, because there's. It's only so big, and it's being made out of the same particles.

Cristina: So.

Jack: Come on.

Cristina: Can't be infinite.

Jack: It can't be infinite. There needs to be a combination that isn't unique.

Jack: And these have happened several times by now.

Cristina: Yeah. See it, though. Who would know?

Jack: Yeah. But, like, factually.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If we were to calculate. Okay, right. Size. And for this size, there are this many different particles that make up the snowflake, and out of all these particles, this is how many different combinations exist. How many times in Nature. In a single storm, a single snowstorm, would that one snowflake. Like, how many different patterns exist? Right. How many different patterns can rearrange in a single snow? And after how long would we need for the pattern to repeat?

Cristina: I hope there's someone that worked on.

Jack: This, because this our project. We're just going to find out how. How much we got to do of everything.

Cristina: That is way too much work. We need an actual scientist to do that.

Jack: It will be hard, right, because you got to think of, like, okay, how many particles make up the snowflake? And then how many different arrangements can we make with the same particles? That's already complicated because there are billions, maybe trillions of particles. And then all the possible combinations.

Cristina: Yes. It's still. It's kind of infinite, isn't it?

Jack: It's kind of. Well, no, because it's. It's infinite by our understanding. But there's definitely a limit. We just couldn't comprehend it. Yeah, that's a reality of the matter. But it is definitely infinite. Without a question.

Cristina: But there has to be some that are similar to each other.

Jack: Yes. There has to be identical. We just couldn't find them because the. The probabilities are just not there. Yeah, but like, if we can get a genie and be like, if there are two identical snowflakes, put them in front of me.

Cristina: You want the genie to do that?

Jack: The genie would make it happen. He would show you the two identical, like, from throughout all of history. There are two identical snowflakes. Drought all of time showed me these two. And he will poof them in front of you and there will be two.

Cristina: Melt away.

Jack: No, he can preserve them or something. He just pulled him out of God knows where. Maybe he can just teleport me somewhere where they'll be sustained.

Cristina: What if he's a mean genie?

Jack: That'd be weird. But, like, would defeat the purpose of him bringing it in the first place. Yeah, and like, what a useless genie to have for an experiment.

Cristina: Yes. Okay, but this genie, then, will just have two perfect.

Jack: Yeah, he'd bring two completely, flawlessly perfect snowflakes that are identical, like 10 times.

Cristina: The size that they normally are. Unless you have the equipment to look at them.

Jack: Well, I'll both look at them. Small, and I have a genie. I can make them the size of buildings. I can see the nuances.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That's. Another wish.

Jack: Yeah, I can do a witch.

Cristina: Another wish.

Jack: Oh, another wish. Yeah, man, I. That makes sense.

Cristina: Yes. Yes.

Jack: That's what Christmas is about, right? Genies and snowflakes yes.

Cristina: Genies and snowflakes.

Jack: That's what Christmas is about. I don't give a f*** what anybody tells me. You could not convince me otherwise.

Cristina: I've never heard about a genie showing up in anything Christmas related, though.

Jack: Really?

Cristina: Really.

Jack: Okay, well, how does the genie function? You get him to show up. However, there's a couple of different ways. Some, you chant somebody rub a bottle and, like, jizzes out the genie. Right? So, however, there's ways to summon the genie. And then when the genie shows up, what do you do?

Cristina: He grants you three wishes.

Jack: Is it three? Sometimes it's just one.

Cristina: Maybe. Yeah.

Jack: You just ask for a thing. You ask him for a thing and he gives you the thing.

Cristina: Are you calling sad a genie?

Jack: What's the difference?

Cristina: I don't know. They don't.

Jack: How do you. How do you summon Santa? You gotta write to him, or you gotta make a wish in your head or out loud for what it is that you want, and then Santa grands your wish. Okay, fair enough. So it's a genie with rules.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Every genie has rules. Or you can wish for one thing. Can I wish for more wishes? No.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, he's a genie with rules.

Cristina: He's a genie with worlds.

Jack: Yeah, it sounds legit to me.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's just a genie with rules.

Cristina: I did not think that. I was thinking it'd be. If he was any fictional thing. He'd have to be an elf.

Jack: He'd have to be an elf. What's the difference between being an elf? What? Why would he have to be an elf? Elves are tiny people.

Cristina: No, they're not. We mostly see them as tiny people.

Jack: Well, Arctic elves.

Cristina: You think there's a specific type of elf in the Arctic that are tiny?

Jack: Well, I actually do. I've done a little bit of homework on this particularly to find out, and I believe that there is a specific type. Okay, so first, fairies.

Cristina: That's exactly what I was thinking about. Fairies.

Jack: Well, yes, there's many different kinds of fairies.

Cristina: Exactly. They're all different sizes.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Most of them are small. Yes.

Jack: But elves are a specific race of fairy.

Cristina: Yes, but I'm talking about Santa. If he was an elf or a fairy.

Jack: Well, he wouldn't be an elf. He'd be a fairy. Okay, but the elves are not. Santa Claus is not enough. There's no way.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: He's quite different.

Cristina: You know what he is?

Jack: Well, he's not an elf, okay? He's quite different than the elves, who are tiny and clearly phasing in and out. Through, arguably, the shadow realm.

Cristina: Man. That's exactly what I was thinking.

Jack: You were thinking that.

Cristina: Yes. I was thinking you brought up before about Jesus and what he was doing in Japan. I was thinking, like, why isn't. What if the North Pole? Is that where he lives, that factory? What if that's just a front? Not a front, but that's where a portal is to the other realm where all the elves come from.

Jack: Well, elves don't need a portal.

Cristina: They don't?

Jack: No, because they're fairies. Fairies are the only creature we know who can go in and out of the shadow realm without needing some sort of catalyst.

Cristina: Oh, but all the other creatures do.

Jack: Yeah. Oh, and all the other creatures need, specifically fear.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: While the opposite is true of Santa. Well, actually not. You can fear being bad. Santa's weird. We'll get to Santa. We'll get to Santa. But the elves themselves are clearly fairies because they can move through dimensions the way the fairies do that. And we don't. We don't know of anything that isn't a fairy that does that. We only know that fairies have that. So as of now, an elf is a fairy tale type of a gnome.

Cristina: Yeah. So they come from somewhere else, and then they come here to work.

Jack: Yeah. Well, I don't know if the fairies are from the shadow realm necessarily. I know they can go to the shadow realm.

Cristina: They come from a realm.

Jack: They come from somewhere. I mean, they'd have to come from a realm. There's no way. They didn't exist in a realm.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But, like, Earth is a realm.

Cristina: Yeah. It has to be outside of Earth, I would think, because that's what we learned about fairies before, that they came from another realm.

Jack: They came from another realm. I know that. We kicked them out and we learned to travel through realms, but fairies came from another realm.

Cristina: Yeah, they came from somewhere else. They landed in Ireland. Really loved it. But then we got there.

Jack: That being said, only the ones that were in Ireland did we kick out. And we didn't send them to, like, the ether or anything. Just left the island.

Cristina: They probably went to the North Pole.

Jack: Well, no, because those were different fairies.

Cristina: Why are they different?

Jack: Because they're not elves. Elves are a type of fairy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And those are the ones in the Arctic.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There are other fairies throughout the world.

Cristina: But how do we know which ones were kicked out from Ireland? Like, it could have been them. Why can't it have been them? I don't.

Jack: Because this already existed at that point.

Cristina: Oh, it did, really?

Jack: Sort of. Santa Claus and Saint Nicker Quite significant. Aren't they older than Saint Patrick's escapades of getting rid of. Or maybe not Saint Patrick's old as.

Cristina: Yeah. Yes. We found out that. That. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. But I don't. I doubt it's a. Because what you're saying at this point is that all the fairies are the same fairies, and then there isn't, like, races of fairies. There's just quite specifically a couple of fairies, and those have been the same fairies we've always been interacting with. And that doesn't make sense because they're not a life form of their own as much as are the specific anomaly that there are a few of.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't like that. That cannot be real. We've caught too many creatures from different things to be like, well, no, these are the only ones of them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No. And there's too many fairies everywhere.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's fairies showing up and causing mischief and children go missing. And this happens over here. That happens over there. The fairies didn't just go to the Arctic. That's a different group of. And they behave so differently. They aren't over there.

Cristina: The ones that are over there, they were born there. Know. Oh, there are.

Jack: They are there.

Cristina: Yes. But they're different.

Jack: They're different because we know they're not causing trouble like most fairies seem to be doing.

Cristina: Yeah, that's true. Okay.

Jack: There are definitely differences with elves and the rest of the fairies. I don't think they just left Ireland and went north. There's so many holes in that narrative.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now with Saint Nick, British. He was right.

Cristina: I have no idea.

Jack: Was he German? That's an interesting question. He's probably German. Okay, well, so St. Nick is older. Fair.

Cristina: You came before St. Patrick.

Jack: Yeah. Now, the question here is, is St. Nick and Santa Claus the same thing? Because it's possible these two are different individuals.

Cristina: They just do very similar things. Or I guess Saint.

Jack: They did not do very similar things at all. St. Nick was a guy.

Cristina: Yeah, he was a guy, but he.

Jack: Doing guy like things. And he was just generous.

Cristina: He was generous, but. Yeah. And how did that build Santa Claus? I guess they are very different people. Yeah.

Jack: I don't think one built the other. I think they were similar and they got confused. People maybe perhaps thought they were the same. Being Santa. Saint. People were like, okay, there's some similarities there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But St. Nick isn't Santa Claus because Klaus is. Klaus.

Cristina: Klaus. You know, okay.

Jack: Different name and everything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Now, we know saints have powers and s***, but when we're talking about Santa we're talking about some other s***. He's out there f****** with the likes of Zeus and Jehovah.

Cristina: So he's a God?

Jack: He's something like that.

Cristina: He's gotta be.

Jack: He's definitely in the ballpark of being kind of like a God because we. We just think of what it. When, like, Christians talk about a God, right? Omniscience is like the important thing. He knows everything. Saint. Not Saint Nick, but Santa Claus knows. Knows everything. Yeah, that is his defining characteristic. To the point that he actually knows more than Jehovah.

Cristina: But he knows, like, is there an age limit to this power?

Jack: He knows everything for everyone. For everyone.

Cristina: Not just children?

Jack: No, for everyone all the time.

Cristina: Oh, okay. The stories confuse me. And I'm thinking, like, there's a child specific age range that he watches over. He knows everything.

Jack: Just knows everything all the time.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Even Jehovah, actually. Jehovah, Odin, Zeus, none of them have this ability. None of them are omniscient. No, they know a lot. But they can all be duped, they can all be tricked, they can all be betrayed and not see it coming.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Saint. I keep saying Saint Nick. That's how tangled they are. You get my point.

Cristina: Santa.

Jack: Santa Claus. Klaus. Santa Claus. He does know. You could not pull one on him. There's no way. Because he knows everything. Yeah, he's not necessarily all powerful, but he's all knowing. And that's overpowered. Even Jehovah isn't all powerful. Even Zeus isn't all. They're overpowered. Yeah, as compared to everything around them.

Cristina: But he's got to be more powerful than a normal human.

Jack: Yes, he's more powerful than normal human. And he's more powerful than an elf. Now, other than his omniscience, though, he seems to have abilities that make him come off kind of like just a creature, some sort of mythical creature, except he has this demigod esque omniscience, which is crazy. Like, people we call gods don't have this.

Cristina: But are the creature things.

Jack: Well, he has immortality, which. All the gods have this. Not necessarily all the fairies. We don't know if fairies are immortal or not. We know that thing. Creatures taking adrenochrome are.

Cristina: As long as they have it.

Jack: As long as they have it.

Cristina: Yeah. I don't know if they. They probably still forever. They just. They're just feral. We don't really know, I guess.

Jack: Yeah, we don't really know. But okay, you become feral. We know that much.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because you could be a zombie and just be around Forever.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: That's the best example of what happens when there is no adrenochrome is the vampire zombie problem. Right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because you could still go on forever. It's in your blood.

Cristina: Mean you can still be killed. But if you're not, you can.

Jack: Well, then the argument is that maybe some of these wet judges and wendingos and all these creatures could be ancient because they've got the thing in their body that makes them immortal and they've gone feral. But it's not that there's many. It said there's the few running around.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But they're overpowered with time and feral, so particularly dangerous. And with mobs hunting them, they go and hide and live in areas where they can hunt creatures that nobody's going to know of.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Okay, now, immortality is definitely great, but gods have that, and anybody on adrenochrome seems to might have it. So there's nothing special with immortality.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And shape shifting seems to exist in again, all fairies.

Cristina: Everything. Yes.

Jack: Anything that has taken adrenochrome changes in some shape or form.

Cristina: Yeah. That we can't even tell what their true form is.

Jack: Yes. The difference with adrenochrome is that they. They sustain a shape. They don't shapeshift regularly. Rather, the adrenochrome creates a shifted shape and then they sustain that shape. Some of them have the ability to change forms. Not often.

Cristina: I guess vampires are really well at doing different shapes, though.

Jack: Yes. There's one.

Cristina: They're one of the advanced.

Jack: Yeah. There's. They're one of the few that has the actual ability to change or form things.

Cristina: Is just one thing.

Jack: Yeah. They change to this new thing and that's it. But there is definitely shape shifting. That's how he can make his body anomalous and fit through areas that should be impossible.

Cristina: Yeah. Like chimneys.

Jack: Yeah. Like being other ways. Or an octopus. That they. Their body is structured in such a way that they can change their shape to fit through where they need to go.

Cristina: Yeah. I wonder if he ever turns into a mouse, though. That's interesting.

Jack: Could be.

Cristina: That's a nice.

Jack: But also, it might just be that he doesn't take the shape of a thing as much as he loses his own shape and then fits through anything. It would be like becoming gas.

Cristina: Yes. Like one of those mist monsters.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: We're killing babies.

Jack: We know he can go through things.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And sustain his shape, but we don't know if he can take another shape.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he shape shifts, but he doesn't reform as anything other than himself as far as we know.

Cristina: And no one's ever seen it.

Jack: And if they we have, would we know?

Cristina: What do we know? Yeah, exactly. Okay.

Jack: Then he also has again here we're entering a little bit of God territory versus because we don't know of many creatures, if any that couldn't already fly, that could fly. Like we don't know if adrenochrome giving some creature the ability to fly. But fairies, a bunch of them could fly.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And gods can fly.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Some of them. I don't think Zeus could fly. I think Jehovah can entirely sure. Odin also couldn't fly. They had methods of doing it.

Cristina: I think there was a specific creature in South America that could fly. That was like a chicken snake thing.

Jack: Yes, I remember that.

Cristina: Yeah. So it's. It's super random what could fly. But yeah.

Jack: Yeah. That was weird. I remember what you were talking about. Was it in Africa or was it in the Amazon or something like that? Like in Brazil where there was a snake that grew wings or some s***.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah. Somewhere.

Jack: So yeah, we know. Not often does that happen.

Cristina: No. So he very often for gods and fairies.

Jack: Yes. So that kind of aims in that direction. But then we come to the real, real problem. The omniscience. That's crazy. I couldn't tell you any other thing that knew everything. Couldn't name you one.

Cristina: Well, where would that type of power come from? Or I guess that would be the God power. That would be the God power.

Jack: That means he has God powers. He is a demigod. Bare minimum.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's not the. I don't believe the omniscient God that is all knowing, all powerful, all everything.

Cristina: No, he just has one of the big things.

Jack: Like I don't think that biggest of things exists.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But there is definitely demigod, demigods.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's. It seems like Santa might be not just a demigod but like one of the way overpowered ones to the point that he sounds like bullshit.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like Zeus versus Santa. Zeus will put up a harder fight. But also you'd have to out think a guy who knows everything you'll ever do.

Cristina: That's really unfair.

Jack: That's one sided as f***. Now here's actually the question because his omniscience is present. So then is it omniscient or is this just all knowing of the moment? All knowing of the moment because does he know if you'll do something bad?

Cristina: No.

Jack: That you do something bad?

Cristina: It's that it's at the moment. It has to be at the moment.

Jack: So it's not omniscience.

Cristina: No. Then what is it? It's something like that.

Jack: It's close. Yeah, we know Zeus doesn't have it.

Cristina: No. But he definitely knows it's just the moment because he has to be watching all year round.

Jack: Well, he's always watching.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He could see everything all the time. That's really what's happening.

Cristina: The illusion that he knows everything. But he doesn't.

Jack: He doesn't. He's learning it as it's happening. But he sees everything. So he knows everything that has happened and everything that is currently happening, but he has no access to what will happen.

Cristina: Yep. And he's not trying to predict it or anything. He's just waiting patiently.

Jack: Yes. Now, under that case, he would get laid out by Zeus.

Jack: Because he couldn't predict Zeus.

Cristina: No. Okay. Yes. I guess now, because he. He.

Jack: So it's not. Because it's not omniscience.

Cristina: Yeah. It is not gonna know.

Jack: Some sort of extreme sight.

Cristina: Yes. His ability to know anything like that, though.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I couldn't tell you of something that sees everything all the time forever.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Even if it's just in the presence, like, get the f*** out of here.

Cristina: And then I'm pretty sure there are gods that see things, but it's usually like the future. It's always visions of the future.

Jack: And it's always a specific event, too. It's not like they see all the future all the time.

Cristina: Yes, that's true. Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: It seems like omniscience might be the least likely of all the abilities that we attribute to God's having.

Cristina: That's true. But this is the closest.

Jack: He's the closest. He's the closest out of any single thing to know everything.

Cristina: Well. Well.

Jack: So what we have here is the.

Cristina: Case of God Like.

Jack: Yes. What we have here is the case of some demigod who's working with fairies. And these fairies themselves are quite unique. Again, they can move in and out of the. The Shadow Realm. I might. My guess on how everyone in the planet all at once gets gifts simultaneously.

Cristina: Has more to do with the elves.

Jack: Has more to do with the elves because we know Santa still has to travel.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's like the rest of the demigods that he has to get to a place he can only. Like Jehovah. Never went outside of his area. It's too far. He doesn't just show up somewhere else. Never happened that way. He had workers to do it. We call them Angels.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Messengers to go. The elves are the same thing.

Cristina: They pop up.

Jack: Yeah. Doesn't Zeus have, like, harpies and s***?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's the same idea. It's these creatures that are going to deliver the small messages for you, and you'll do the heavy lifting, but they can do something that probably Santa can't do himself, which is enter the shadow realm effortlessly.

Cristina: But you think he's still going to house to house? Like some houses? He might not be doing all the houses.

Jack: I don't know. If he's going to any house, then.

Cristina: He might not have the transformation power.

Jack: Again, I don't know. I don't know if he's going to any house.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But I can tell you that it makes sense for the elves to be the ones delivering the gifts and there to be.

Cristina: Because they could just go in and out.

Jack: Yeah. And there could be a f*** ton of them. And we know that fairies can change your shape.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they can get there how? They need to drop the gift off and dissipate.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Alternatively. Which then takes us to some overpowered thing. If it isn't the elves that are helping Santa with a gift given. With the gift giving, then he is.

Cristina: Simultaneously everywhere, Time traveling or something like the Flash. I don't know.

Jack: He could be. It could be stop time, do everything. But then to him, that looks like an infinity. You got to get to every home at a normal traveling pace. Even if you're moving faster, you know how long it would take to travel. Like, it couldn't be. It doesn't make sense. He has to be able. If he's the one delivering it. Right. This is why it's likely it's the elves. Because if he's the one delivering it, not only does he have to be everywhere all at once, but he has to be consciously functional everywhere all at once, controlling all versions of him in the distinct environments they're all in. Choosing and moving appropriately and still being one conscious mind. Hard to wrap my head around that.

Cristina: Yeah. And he couldn't be just traveling quickly.

Jack: To one place to the next unless he's stopping time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He's blinking from home to home. But how fast is he blinking from home to home? And how is that any different than being everywhere all at once?

Cristina: Yeah. That is too much work.

Jack: Yeah. So either he has an army, or if he can. Or he can be everywhere all at once.

Cristina: But then that's something else.

Jack: If he can be everywhere all at once. We're dealing with something so much more powerful than the closest next Thing if.

Cristina: He could be everywhere all at once. That's really complicated.

Jack: And every single version, every replica is him, purely him. And has all his powers at all the same degree. Because he needs that to do the things. Yeah, that's hardcore.

Cristina: Oh, I don't know if this is a power. I just remember though that everyone like we see him as a white dude, but he. He actually appears to children the way.

Jack: They would see him as interesting. Got that Jesus factor going on.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Where if you're dark skinned, Jesus is dark. If you're light skinned, Jesus is white.

Cristina: Well, Santa has that ability. I don't know how that fits into this, but I remember that. I think that's something that fits with the transformation, I guess.

Jack: You think?

Cristina: Because he could look like anyone you like if a child sees him. I guess I don't know if children actually see him.

Jack: That's the. I'm pretty sure that's their parents plan.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because like the whole point is he's not being seen and he knows enough to not get seen. Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: He can't. No. He doesn't know the future though. Like there has to be one child.

Jack: No, no, no. Here's where the problem that you're discussing comes in. He knows everything that is happening.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. So as soon as the kid gets off of the bed.

Cristina: He knows.

Jack: He knows.

Cristina: Oh, okay. So you can.

Jack: He didn't know the kid was gonna get off the bed. But once the kid is off the bed, he knows the kid is off the bed and he's gonna could poof out.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You can't catch him off guard. It's impossible to catch him off guard because he knows everything that's actively taking place. He's not in your head. But he knows when to move.

Cristina: Yeah. So he can get out of the room before you.

Jack: Before you know anything happened.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay.

Jack: Brings up some problems, you see.

Cristina: Yeah. So there's no way.

Jack: No way he's never been seen. Not without wanting to show himself. Unless it wasn't him.

Cristina: It probably wasn't him.

Jack: Yeah. Probably wasn't him.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And maybe the shape shifting fairies, just in case they do get spotted, take the form of boss.

Cristina: I'm wondering if there's even a boss now.

Jack: If it's just an organization of fairies.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because it sounds like bullshit. Right. He's too overpowered.

Cristina: It's too much.

Jack: He's more God than all the gods arguably put together.

Cristina: I would feel like some God would want to fight him especially.

Jack: It would be too one sided. It would be too one Sided. The only thing he has no access to is what's in your mind and the future.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Actually, maybe he knows what's in your mind. We don't know.

Cristina: We don't know.

Jack: We don't know. If you thought it, he might know.

Cristina: He might. You know, it's too much.

Jack: It's overpowered. So he could be the strongest, most exaggerated God looming over Earth. And he's the farthest from people as well.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Which, fair enough. That would kind of work perfectly into the whole idea that he is a God. If he was local and that overpowered to be like, okay, yeah, bullshit. But the fact that he's not hanging out with humans. He's not hanging out with gods. He's just soloing that s***. He's got elves, cuz. Like, whatever, dude.

Cristina: Yeah. And like, gods all live in their own specific area above, like, the country that they're ruling. He doesn't want to rule over people.

Jack: It's insignificant to him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's more godlike.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he's detached, huh?

Cristina: Yes. Except for this one job, which. Is it important to him? Is this a curse that was put onto him? What's going on?

Jack: I don't know. I do not know. But we do know that a lot of creatures, mainly gods, rely on fear. And maybe this one day of the year. Okay, let's look at it like this. Right? Jehovah, Zeus, all these other gods, they do their things.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They're consistently getting fuel, but they're always doing s***. They're wasting their energy. They're always doing something. Meanwhile, God performs a single day. Maybe that has enough fear.

Cristina: There, you said God.

Jack: I mean. Yeah, I guess.

Cristina: God.

Jack: Santa.

Cristina: Santa, God.

Jack: Santa, God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Works one day.

Cristina: One day.

Jack: I mean, that generates enough joy or fear. Fear through the planet because you're fearing whether you were good or bad.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The fear of being bad and not getting anything is what he's looking for.

Cristina: That's the situation right before the gift.

Jack: Yes. Or the monthly.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: There's a process there.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's got it down. Packed so hard, he might have people worrying the whole year whether they were good enough.

Cristina: Yes, that's true.

Jack: He figured out the system. He's outsmarting every God.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: It's like I do something once in a blue.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the closer it gets to the point, the more it's generated. Now, what you were talking about earlier is, is there a cutoff age? Yeah, I don't think there's a cutoff age. I think there's A design feature here that makes absolute perfect sense. Where is the strongest adrenochrome and children. Who has the potentiality to fear the most? Fear.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Jack: And if you get the parents to do this for you, put the fear in them, then you didn't even have to be there. You did zero work and got 100% of the adrenochrome.

Cristina: That's crazy. It actually works. Wow. He's some kind of adrenochrome God monster.

Jack: Yeah. Even if it's not adrenochrome, he's generating crap. Tons of fear.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Without doing anything. He did the work long ago. Before these other baby gods were born.

Cristina: Yes. He somehow got to the kids before them.

Jack: Yeah. Jehovah's over here. Like, I'm gonna take your firstborn in the neighborhood.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, my God. First born, the neighborhood.

Cristina: This guy goes around the world.

Jack: He's got the planet shook. And they're closer to the day, the more shook the planet is. And adults get over it because they're like, you know, he's not out here. Murder. He doesn't need to. Because there's enough collective child fear, which is enough concentrated adrenaline.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That he still gets what he needs. Probably too much left over, but for.

Cristina: A whole year, like, he has to lie.

Jack: He's just one person. Think of the other gods that do it in a small, tiny region and can function off of it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's 8 billion people.

Cristina: Mm. That's interesting. Yes.

Jack: He's. He's trumped this s***. How many people exist in Greece?

Cristina: But I wonder, when it comes to adrenochrome and the gods, like, do they not bother him? Because they also get that fear too.

Jack: No. They would do anything to him.

Cristina: How did they divide?

Jack: There's no dividing. They couldn't do anything to him.

Cristina: They couldn't do anything.

Jack: Nothing they could do to fight this man.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He knows that you're attacking.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He could just. He can teleport any. Zeus has to get to where he's going.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Jehovah has to get to where he's going. Odin. That. The guy needs a carriage to get where he's going.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: Santa could just be there.

Cristina: But he has the sleigh he travels to. Or that's not.

Jack: I think that's for sure. I think that's mocking. Probably Odin. Oh, I think he's just mocking Odin.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Because he could be. What does he need the sleigh for? He could just pop up everywhere all the same time. Who gives a s*** about a Sleigh.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's just Mai's trolling.

Cristina: Yes. So no flying reindeers.

Jack: That's probably not a thing. There's a bunch of parts of these stories that are mythology that was invented by people rather than the truth of the matter.

Cristina: Okay. It's hard to see which part fits and which doesn't.

Jack: Yeah, we know. He's got like, how many people exist In Greece, right. 300,000 at the time that Zeus began his charade. And now a couple million, maybe. What's a couple of million to eight f****** billion?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Where's Jehovah? Messing around? Israel. Well, great. Phenomenal, bruh. Israel when he began. Now he's, you know, he's expanded and he's in more places, but the same people he's affecting are also. Santa's also taking some of that.

Cristina: Yeah, he's taking everyone's.

Jack: He's taking everybody's. Everything. He's every. He got. He did it. He figured it out.

Cristina: Even got people who aren't religious.

Jack: Well, yeah, 100%.

Cristina: He's just child friendly.

Jack: He's the God who an atheist worships.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Holy. He figured out the system. Other gods are like, worship me. This guy's like, you don't have to do anything.

Cristina: No.

Jack: You know, it's just a fun game. Tell your children.

Cristina: And the first time he did it, he probably didn't say anything. Kids just got what they got. And then that created the fear.

Jack: Yes. Because it's like he made sure to not give some to the kids who were bad, even if the kid was.

Cristina: Cold or whatever it's supposed to be.

Jack: Exactly, exactly. So even if they were good, he had to pick at least, bare minimum, one who was the worst. Even if they were all saints. He had to be like, well, you stepped on a roach or something. Got to pick somebody.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then he gave that kid the thing.

Cristina: Yeah. Like he's telling us what exactly gets us to the naughty or nice.

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Anyway, he's just like, you messed up, so try better next time and I'll give you a gift. And then the other kids are like, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up. We all got gifts. Well. And then they come up with the reason themselves. Right. Trying to rationalize it. Oh, well, this is what he did. It must have been that.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is what he meant by naughty.

Cristina: Yeah. And then, because we have no idea.

Jack: We have no clue what he's using to measure. There's nothing. Nothing exists. We're just. It's all projection.

Cristina: Yes. And that's what makes us so Worried in the end of the year because we have no idea.

Jack: This is the most genius part of this is if you leave a person to assume, they're going to assume the worst. It's the human anxiety. He didn't tell us what to fear.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Zeus f***** up. Jehovah f***** up. Odin f***** up. All the gods f***** up. They're like, don't do this thing. You don't do that thing. You're good.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Santa didn't specify s***. He's like, don't be bad. Well, everybody has a different moral compass. Holy crap.

Cristina: Like, what does that even mean?

Jack: So general.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He basically astrology the s*** out of Earth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He's like, well, you're gonna do something good, you're gonna do something bad. Make sure that bad isn't so bad that it deserves to be punished. Like, what?

Cristina: What?

Jack: Wait, where does the bad bar begin? It's just bad. Wait, is the dirty thought bad?

Cristina: It could be if.

Jack: If I accidentally. Like, there's laws. What if I took a turn by accident because I didn't see that it said don't turn on red.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That's a lie. Broke a law. Is that bad? Like, the number of crap that an individual could just think is bad, and.

Cristina: All he has to do is like, it. He doesn't even need to know now. Does it matter if we're. He knows if we're naughty or nice. Maybe he doesn't, because at this point, it doesn't matter.

Jack: He could give everybody gifts. He probably. This is why nobody gets coal anymore. Because it doesn't matter. There's like, oh, my God, I passed. I passed. Yeah, I did. Good enough. And then you're still gonna panic the rest of the year leading up to the next time. Am I gonna get something? Which is interesting, because the strongest push and this fat. This is fascinating right here. What all the other gods suggest. You move away from materialism and commit spiritually to them.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Except for Santa needs materialism to be rampant.

Cristina: He's depending on. Yes.

Jack: He's depending on human addiction to stuff.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then he capitalizes on the fear of not getting stuff.

Cristina: Mm. That is so crazy.

Jack: He did everything opposite. He did not tell you the rules of the game. All the other gods did. He made sure to support capitalism way in there.

Cristina: He said to be naughty or nice. We don't even know. Maybe he doesn't know whether we're naughty or nice. He might not know.

Jack: He might not know s***. But whatever the case is, the other gods aren't f****** with him.

Cristina: Yeah. I mean, he's still a demigod for sure.

Jack: He's quite arguably. I think he does. Because whatever, man. That's. It's so complicated. Right. Because we don't know if he does know, but we know he hasn't been dealt with. Which some. That means something about him is so op that some other God hasn't off them and taken the post.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because that would be the logical step. Let me just get rid of them. Then I can ride this train. But that hasn't happened. So something about Santa is too overpowered.

Cristina: So it has to be that. Or like. That's the most likely.

Jack: That's the most likely. But if that's not the case. There is something going on.

Cristina: Something. Yeah.

Jack: That is sustain cemented. This creature, this demigod, as arguably the most powerful demigod.

Cristina: That's so crazy. Yeah. What? He is the most powerful demigod.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Whoa. And we don't even know what he could do.

Jack: We have no clue. We have no clue. That's another part. Because the question is, then, do the other gods know what he could do? Is the fear that they don't know?

Cristina: That they don't know.

Jack: That they don't know. He could, in theory be weaker than all. He's clearly cunning.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Quite genius.

Cristina: I mean, just telling us to be naughty. I mean, not to be naughty. But not telling us how he broke.

Jack: Every system all these other guys came up with.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We're talking Jehovah and Zeus predate the crap out of this guy. He showed up and just did it. Did it. This is how you do it. P******. You know what you're doing. This is how you do it. What?

Cristina: I don't know. So he might not be stronger.

Jack: Not be. He's so smart. They have no idea, though. He's. If he's got no ability, if he's not a super mega ultra demigod, to the great that he seems to be.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He can definitely play the part.

Cristina: He can, man. He's got to be a demigod, though.

Jack: He has to be.

Cristina: That has to be the only way that's stopping him from being killed off.

Jack: This is. This is where I stand. Right. There's no freaking way. There's no way in h*** this thing came up and he wasn't at some point challenged by Zeus. That did not happen. I refuse to believe it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Zeus was the very first one to be like, imma f*** you up and lost. And that flagged every other.

Cristina: But I'm like, I don't know if God himself or, I don't know, the Christian God. Yeah, but Christians themselves try to fight Santa.

Jack: Yeah, but they don't fight him.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Ideologically arguing, it doesn't matter because all this is push forward the narrative even more.

Cristina: That's true.

Jack: Everything you do helps them.

Cristina: Yes, everything.

Jack: So when it comes to the gods, I. There's everybody. He challenges everybody. Zeus is egomaniac. He sees Santa coming up, he's like, I'm the king here. And then Santa gets all exaggerated and he's like, no, I'm gonna fight you. But then Zeus losing the fight is what told everybody else. F***. Well, s***, we ain't f****** with him.

Cristina: Wanna fight?

Jack: Yeah. Cuz who's. No matter what, it doesn't matter who else challenged Santa.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Zeus is stronger. So Zeus is the only person Santa would have to beat to tame the f*** out of everybody else.

Cristina: But he also has a smart. So is it possible that a God with a brain could have challenged him and like, I don't know, like some kind of chess. Godlike chess game?

Jack: Okay. The argument would be that it would have to be not. When I say Zeus's power, I don't literally mean like stronger or I can hit you with more lightning or anything.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: In combat of some sort.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He lost.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so if there is a God who's stronger and he's the one who challenged. And not stronger, but smarter. He's the one who challenged Santa and then Zeus didn't challenge Santa, it's because whatever God challenged Santa and lost is already smarter than Zeus is strong.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So basically whoever the top dog is challenged Santa because they usually challenge everybody else to maintain dominance.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then lost. There's also no example of any God that rules over the planet other than Santa.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Everybody's regional.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Except Santa.

Cristina: That's very, very true. Like there's some that gotten close, but not.

Jack: Jehovah has a huge reach. He began small and kept expanding and kept expanding and kept expanding. But for the vast majority of most of his work, when he was establishing his Word. Yeah, those all focus in one place.

Cristina: But that's a different. Wait, but you talk about Jehovah from Judaism or Christianity.

Jack: Same guy.

Cristina: They're the same guy.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: I don't know if they're the same guy. I think of them as two different guys.

Jack: Oh, it's possible there is two different gods there, but we're talking about the same abilities for the most part. It's possible we're talking about twins. In that case, two demigods who were Twins. One is the crooked and one is not. And it's also a possibility that the story of Cain and Abel never happened. And that was a narrative about those two gods in their young days.

Cristina: Yeah. That might be it. I don't think the one God killed the other. I think one just stayed there while the other spread out everywhere else.

Jack: Could be. Yes, that's totally possible.

Cristina: And that's. But who knows?

Jack: Yeah, that's a very likely probability.

Cristina: Interesting. But Santa is the most powerful as far as we can.

Jack: He seems to be the most overpowered God of all the gods.

Cristina: Yes. That's so crazy.

Jack: It is pretty crazy. And the fact that he uses business to do it. He relies on capitalism and materialism.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To create fear. So indirectly, it's genius. Like, I'm end your life. No, he's the guy who create. He's basically a mosquito. Right?

Cristina: He's a mosquito.

Jack: Not even. Not even mosquito. He's a fruit fly. Think about a fruit fly. Right. There's nothing to fear about a fruit fly.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But that tiny little bit of effect it does have is so annoying that it makes you behave accordingly. So it gets your ear and, like, it's not harming you.

Cristina: No.

Jack: It's just persistent enough that you will act on it, though it's insignificant. It will affect nothing in your life if you just ignore it. Yeah, but it's persistent enough that you couldn't ignore it even if you want to.

Cristina: He's like a fruit fly.

Jack: He's like a fruit fly.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's not forcing anything down your throat. We don't have to believe him if you don't want. He does not give a flying f***. He's not like, you got to worship me or believe him. He never did any of that. He didn't get anybody to write scriptures. He didn't care.

Cristina: No.

Jack: His plan was too solid just by not forcing it. Because if I try to force something on you, you're more likely to reject it because it's not your will.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But if I give you the option that you're more willing. You can believe in me if you want. I don't. You, in fact, don't believe in me. It's totally fine. Wait. No, no, no. But I like stuff.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You choose.

Cristina: That's so crazy.

Jack: It's genius. It's so genius. He's so far above the next best thing.

Cristina: Mm. He's the best thing. Wow.

Jack: And it really comes down to the one. The one question, which is, are there elves? If there are no elves, he is.

Cristina: Too overpowered Are there elves if there's no elves?

Jack: No. Are there elves if there's no elves, he's overpowered.

Cristina: Oh, okay. If there's no elf, if he's doing it by himself.

Jack: If he's doing it by himself, we know clearly why no God touches this guy. It's too one sided. They don't even know how he exists. Everywhere all at once, know everything all at the same time. How do you win?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: If he does have an army of elves that can get the job done. There are f*** tons of them. You don't need too much either. You can think some households have upwards of seven people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There are 8 billion people on earth. You had. If just one elf could hit four houses, you've drastically reduced the number of elves you need. You don't need billions of elves. You know, you can in fact bring this down to. If one elf can move quickly enough and in the time span of one hour hit 20 homes, then you subtract the number of houses by home by the number of elves. You, you have a couple of million elves doing work.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And assuming some of these elves, I.

Cristina: Don'T think it's a one hour job either. It's like eight hours I think.

Jack: Assume that some of these elves have the ability to self replicate or teleport from one spot to another. I'll teleport then you have a lot of things going on.

Cristina: Teleportation related to the shadow realm. Okay.

Jack: They can disappear in the shadow realm while inside your house. Take the shortcut in the shadow realm, which would be a second to them. If they understand the shadow room well enough, rephase in and they're in the next house. And this could be house after house after house. Five seconds here, five seconds there, five seconds there, five seconds there, five seconds there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Before long you knocked out a lot and you weren't even doing much.

Cristina: No. Yeah. You're just pretty much walking the whole time.

Jack: And if your presence are in the shadow realm, then you rephase with them already. You don't have to grab anything. You're just there with it, disappear. Grab the thing, bring pop the next place, drop it there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If there are elves.

Cristina: But there's no way to know.

Jack: There's no way to know. There's two. There's so much. He's too mysterious. At least the other gods have scripture. They are narcissists. They talk about themselves all the time. I think the difference here is that Santa Claus Claus. Santa Claus isn't a narcissist. He didn't make it about him. No, he made it about the stuff.

Cristina: That's why he's so above. He's just too smart.

Jack: Yeah, He's. He's playing 4D chess.

Cristina: Yes, that's exactly what's happening. But are there elves? That's the question.

Jack: That's the truly deciding question. If there are elves, then he has a couple of notches down. And maybe the all knowing is the reason that the other gods don't mess with them. But if there are no elves. Oh, and we just made up the. We threw the elves in there just to try to cope with how is it getting done?

Cristina: Yeah, but like.

Jack: And they don't exist. S***.

Cristina: S***.

Jack: First. First, you know everything that's overpowered. Second, you could be everywhere that's overpowered. But the third suggestion is the craziest one. You could just manifest s***.

Cristina: Yes, you could just.

Jack: Holy crap.

Cristina: I don't even know what God's f****** with you. Yeah.

Jack: Could you in theory just manifest the thing that would end that God?

Cristina: How?

Jack: What's the extent of your power?

Cristina: That's true. Oh, crap. What if that is happening? If no elves.

Jack: Right, if no elves. That's the case. If there are no elves, there is nothing more op. And we're talking by like, if he's at a hundred, the next best is like two.

Cristina: He reminds me of Deadpool. It's just like too powerful.

Jack: Yes. He's like, Deadpool is so overpowered. Like, how do you.

Cristina: How do you.

Jack: How's your. How are your abilities a thing?

Cristina: Yeah, it's almost the opposite of Deadpool's ability, isn't it? Of him bringing things into this reality. Deadpool just somehow leaves his own reality in a way.

Jack: Deadpool's complicated. He could just walk out of a panel.

Cristina: Yeah, so.

Jack: But he could also manifest random crap. Oh, a good example is when he was hanging out with Spider man and he pulled out a rocket launcher from his pocket. Like, this is just something Deadpool can casually do.

Cristina: So we know it's possible.

Jack: We know it's possible.

Cristina: Yeah, but he's a character.

Jack: Yeah, Deadpool's not real, but Santa is arguably real.

Cristina: And he having that power, that's just. That's too much.

Jack: You don't even need to know everything if that's your one trick. But the problem is if no elves and everything else must be true, but if somehow we can make it so that there's no elves and all your other powers don't count, your one and only power is manifesting whatever the h*** you want?

Cristina: I was. Still think he would need to know something about the child, though.

Jack: Well, no, I'm. I'm just talking about the power. I'm no longer talking about Santa Claus.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I'm saying if just this one power, minus everything else. He's not even delivering gifts anymore. You can just manifest whatever. You are still untouchable.

Cristina: Yeah. That sounds like the God that every God claims to be.

Jack: Yes, it's quite possible that Santa is the closest thing because he can make anything happen whenever he wants, in any location he wants and knows whatever, and he can personally be wherever that is. The closest thing is the closest thing to the perfect God all the other gods claim to be.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Not one of them has any part of that.

Cristina: They just lie about it pretty much.

Jack: While Santa has all the factors.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: All knowing. Jehovah doesn't have it, Odin doesn't have it. Zeus doesn't have it. None of the Hindu gods have it. None of them have the ability. You can trick them. You can lie to them, be everywhere. None of them. None of them. They are all bound to where they are. And their ideologies must travel because they cannot.

Cristina: Mm. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: Manifest. Just stuff out of nowhere. No, these gods are screwed. Following rules and junk. Otherwise they would just manifest a message in a letter in front of you. Now they gotta send somebody together. There. There's. There's leaps and bounds of superiority.

Cristina: Now you're saying he is the God man.

Jack: I began where he wasn't, but, like.

Cristina: It'S now he might be.

Jack: If there are no elves.

Cristina: If there are. No.

Jack: If there are no elves. If there are elves and they are the ones delivering and it isn't Santa. He's sort of the ringleader. And also the fairies are probably benefiting off of the adrenochrome somehow, or at least the fear. He somehow figured out how to give the fear. Because there's no blood.

Cristina: No.

Jack: So he's optimized fear and somehow the fairies are also getting something from it.

Cristina: Yes. That's what makes me think if they're real, he's not real. Like, maybe they're surviving off the stories and they're the ones.

Jack: Here's the thing. They don't need it.

Cristina: The adrenaline.

Jack: Fear. They don't need fear. Fairies can just go in and out of the shadow realm. Yeah, there is. There is one possibility. Because the thing is, gods do need the fear. Yes, that would make sense. That fits with Santa.

Cristina: Yes, that makes sense. Yeah.

Jack: Now there's no Santa. Then what's the next Option. They're not fairies.

Cristina: What are they?

Jack: They are creatures from the shadow realm. And some guy, probably St. Nick, inevitably got a ball rolling that he didn't even know he got rolling. He was like, well, you don't worship God and you're being rude to the other kids, so this year, I'm not going to. But if next year you make your behavior better, then I will personally give you a gift.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To commemorate that you've become better and you've followed the Christian path.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then that little bit of fear allowed at least one of these creatures to capitalize. And they say, oh, s***, hold on. Wait. How am I on this side? What's causing it? Okay, the kids are scared to not get stuff. And that allowed me whatever creature I might be to manifest because there's just enough for me. If I can Cap, maybe all my people can come here.

Cristina: Yes. What?

Jack: So if not Santa Claus, then it could be the story of how an entire race of creatures.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: From the shadow realm have established their home in the Arctic.

Cristina: That is so crazy. I could totally be it too. They don't really need anything. They just need that story. And then they survive off of that story.

Jack: Every year.

Cristina: Every year.

Jack: Although they do have to actually do the work on that day.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Because it needs to self perpetuate. So I need to do something to keep the narrative moving forward.

Cristina: Do they need to know everything about the child? No, they just need gifts.

Jack: Yeah. They somehow, again, nobody's getting hurt. I'm sure that if no Santa Claus and at least the creature that came through got in contact with same neck. And he's like, maybe we can work together. We're not. We promise you will not harm anything. We're gonna do it your way. But this might get us out of whatever hellhole we already live in.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We'll go when we'll bother. Nobody will disappear. We just help us. You help us, we help you. Everybody wins. Everybody's gonna be a good person. Everybody wants stuff. We can make stuff. We can manifest stuff. It doesn't matter. We don't care about stuff. Stuff doesn't matter to us. Just a lot of us just let us escape the hellhole that is a shadow realm with your help. They just need to fear a little.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Little.

Cristina: And they stay here.

Jack: Yeah. We could stay here. And you'll have people following your Christian God. Because there'll be fear. They want to do the good thing. And inevitably, in this case, Zeus and Odin and the gods from India and all these gods from every other possible Location benefit a little too. Because they just need a little. Yeah, A little for each. And then they can manifest and stay. And it's so self perpetuating that they can just live here.

Cristina: Now that is interesting. They must be really small or something. Like they really don't need any. They or they need a little bit just to be here all year. That's interesting.

Jack: So I guess those are two options.

Cristina: Either they could be the fruit flies.

Jack: Yeah. If no elves, then op Santa, then God.

Cristina: Santa.

Jack: Yeah, actual. Actual God. Not demi, just God. Actual God, like likely created everything Santa. If that's not the case, then elves and then some mix between the two are what's doing everything. But if no Santa, then clever collaboration between St. Nick and some sort of creature from the shadow realm that we're not familiar with. And if that's the case, I don't like that we don't know about a creature from the shadow realm. And we should definitely investigate.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Okay. I don't know how. I mean, we know where they live.

Jack: Just go to the Arctic, go to the North Pole, find that s***.

Cristina: Yes. And we know that they're not dangerous. We know they have night, but we don't know. Like if you go into their territory, it's a whole different story because they can't.

Jack: It can't be proven that they exist. Part of it is the mystery. So chances are whatever goes there doesn't come back. But don't worry, they might have an army.

Cristina: We have an army too. Okay. Yeah. So it'll take our.

Jack: This is what it is. We'll figure it out.

Cristina: Okay, that's crazy.

Jack: Obviously I don't want to get over there and find out that. But if Santa Claus is up, he also doesn't care. He'll be like, whatever, dude. Like, yeah, I'm real. Yeah, tell people.

Cristina: Yeah, I guess like that would just help him.

Jack: So it doesn't matter if just whatever creatures is there. They don't want us to find out.

Cristina: No.

Jack: But if Santa Claus is there, whether with elves or without, you don't give a crap. He's like, yeah, let him come in, it's fine.

Cristina: Ah, interesting.

Jack: It's fine. Let them. Once they leave, they'll tell. Do they want to take pictures? I'm right here. Let everybody know.

Cristina: Yes, I want to take a selfie with Santa.

Jack: Yeah, probably don't give a crap. That's why he loves people imitating him. Every other God is like, don't follow false prophets. Santa's like, s***, let people put him in every mall. F*** It.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Convince everybody early.

Cristina: That's so crazy. It works for him. Everything that every gods convince, like, don't do this.

Jack: He does.

Cristina: He does.

Jack: It works.

Cristina: It works. He's figured it out by just breaking all their rules.

Jack: Yes. Yes. He's playing 4D chess. He gets it. He got. Anyways, that's pretty much where we're at. Well, Santa being the most op God.

Cristina: Of all time, he really is. What?

Jack: Yeah. There's no God like him.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And we're definitely out of time. But, like, look, anybody listening to this? This isn't our first, you know, around the park with freaking God. Find all the God Santa. I mean. Yeah, Santa. So find all the Santa Episodes and start at the back so you can work your way forward seeing how we get informed on this.

Cristina: And then listen to this episode again.

Jack: Yeah. Once you have all that information, you can hear this one again and be like, whoa.

Cristina: Yes. What fun Christmas activity.

Jack: Yeah. I think the first time we mentioned Santa Claus was with Dave and talking about the Matrix.

Cristina: That is very complicated.

Jack: Yeah. It got real crazy.

Cristina: How did the Matrix.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Dave episodes are weird.

Cristina: Yeah. Well, if you can find Santa there, go find him.

Jack: Yeah. I mean, there's probably a Santa Claus in the Matrix. The metaverse is gonna. That's the first place Santa is gonna insert himself. The metaverse. Because now I don't have to like it. Pass that through the tech that the kids are using.

Cristina: It's already there.

Jack: Yeah, he's probably one of the first.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He invented the metaverse just to streamline this.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, go find all those episodes, listen to them in order or watch them, you know, watch sound waves go up and down or whatever it is you cool kids do or whatever. And you can find all that stuff on the official website atgreatthoughts.info, or on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast, you know, and you can.

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Cristina: The wokest. Let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth, incredibly powerful. Tell people about the show. This is a Christmas episode so that people can listen to it. So today.

Cristina: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Jack: And you know, this. This is. This is for you guys to listen to on your day, waiting for your family to arrive with the gifts. I don't really f****** know. How Christmas works. I'm going off of the movies. Like, the family shows up because there's a family celebrating in their house at the 12 o'. Clock. And then there's the family. They're like extended family. Uncles and grandma come the next day and show up at the house and give the kids gifts and stuff. And it's a bigger family event because the. The Christmas Eve is private and collected while Christmas Day is like a bunch of people in one house or something. So that's what I think. Anyways, regardless of how you celebrate, make sure to play this. Show your family the truth about Santa. Don't let the kids listen I curse too much. Or show the kids how to curse. F*** it. They're gonna learn eventually. Might as well learn and learn how to use it in a fun, playful.

Cristina: Way and a plum. Enough fun.

Jack: Yeah, use it for emphasis, not for insult.

Cristina: Ah, okay. That sounds.

Jack: I'll be like, f*** you. But I will be like, what the f***? You know? This shows contextual examples.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And yeah, also you can find me on stereo, having conversations, usually trolling, getting on people's nerves and showing them the.

Cristina: Way, the light the way. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye.

Cristina: Like who and Lucifer matchup?

Jack: I don't know, maybe Lucifer and Zeus.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: But Zeus is the God of gods.

Cristina: So that would be God, wouldn't it?

Jack: I don't know. Because Zeus himself is a demigod. You can kill Zeus?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: I also do believe you can kill Jehovah.

Cristina: So then what does that make him?

Jack: That makes him a demigod. Okay, I think in. How do I put it? In Greek mythology, God. God is beyond Zeus. Zeus isn't the top of the chain. He's the top of Olympus.

Cristina: Yeah, but his. The top top is his dad or something.

Jack: There's like a Titan. But Titans aren't gods. No, Titans are some other thing that it could easily be like whipped around by God.

Cristina: But those are his parents.

Jack: Yes, his parents are Titans. And there is something above the Titans. That is the all powerful God.

Cristina: Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Colazzo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great Thoughts info, art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 154: Is Gender A Fact

Is Gender a Fact? Where does gender come from? Who has a right to speak for transgender people? Is Toxic Feminism the same as functional Feminism? The duo jump into the topic of gender, with Jack on a stream of consciousness rant about toxic feminism and how its abused to enforce racist ideology and sexist perspectives in society.

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Ben Shapiro
  • Gender vs Sex
  • Gender is Based on Sex
  • Female Supremacist
  • Transgender Issues
  • Gender Roles
  • Gender is Cultural
  • Labels are the Problem
  • Hispanics and Blacks are LGBT+?
  • Intention Matters

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: welcome to the Just Conversation Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to find somebody to sit next to you and get ready for the h*** of a ride that you're about to go on. And hopefully, if you are a person who stands firmly on the political right, then you choose somebody from the political left. And if you're politically left, you choose somebody on the political right so that we can choose truly dive in.

Cristina: The people in the middle.

Jack: F*** them.

Cristina: Aww.

Jack: They don't matter.

Cristina: They don't matter. This episode. Okay?

Jack: They don't matter, people, because centrists who identify as centrist on all topics are ridiculous. Because there's just some topics that doesn't make sense.

Cristina: That doesn't make sense.

Jack: Like, you know, George Floyd wasn't armed and, like, he was killed after he was screaming that he couldn't breathe and at some point started hallucinating and seeing his mother. Well, no, I'm in the center of the problem, you know, because if both sides have a solid argument, like, mmm, maybe this is the wrong time to be in the middle, because one side of this is ridiculous.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But then other times, it's like, well, Trump is a hero. No, he's a monster. Well, that's a centrist position to take. He. He did good. He did bad.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: You know?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: People who are objectively at all times centrist, regardless of what's confronted. Well, there's always. No, not always.

Cristina: Not always.

Jack: Not always. A lot of the time there's a clear cut way, but not always.

Cristina: But sometimes we could make that clear cut way.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, we can. We can point towards the middle and be like, this is how you cut right between the two points.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which we often do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But probably not today, because today we got the. The big topic. We got the problem topic. The one that gets us canceled.

Cristina: This is the one. I thought the last one was the one. This is the one, though.

Jack: This is the one that gets us canceled.

Cristina: Yeah, Yeah.

Jack: I mean, fair enough. I have no idea how we haven't been canceled yet. Maybe somebody's trying to cancel Us, but, like, we don't pay attention to social media, so we don't respond to anything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So, like, maybe somebody's trying to cancel us, but this is an independent private company that does whatever the f*** it wants and doesn't rely on anybody's money because it's f****** internally funded. So, like, the f*** are you going to do? Steal our bank account information and f****** get that canceled? I don't know, bro. I don't know what to tell you if you're trying to cancel us, other than I'm not paying attention. So I'm sorry.

Cristina: Yeah, like.

Jack: Like, I wish I would have been paying attention so you could have canceled me and got in your way, I guess.

Cristina: You want to be canceled.

Jack: I want everybody to have the best outcome for their lives. And if they've been trying to cancel us and it has failed because we don't have anybody paying attention to the social media other than posting s***, and we don't respond to emails, we don't, like, interact with this show outside of making it, then, like. Like, I. I don't know what to tell you guys. Like, I'm sorry.

Cristina: Try harder.

Jack: Try harder. Like, I don't know, bro. Like, people get death threats all the time, and it's like, if you sent us death threats, I'd have no f****** clue. There'd be no way for me to know because I haven't seen an email in, like, seven years.

Cristina: What?

Jack: So, like, where are you sending this to?

Cristina: They're mailing it to the Illuminati headquarters, I guess. I think they have address. I'm sure there' physical place.

Jack: There's probably some, like, these Instagram people who claim to be from the.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: They probably got some address.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, hey, if you want to.

Cristina: Join the Illuminator, your email is over there.

Jack: Right. They're just like, what the is it gonna do if we don't send it to him? Nothing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then I never see it. It's a problem. It's hard to cancel us because we don't care enough. Yeah, like, what are you gonna do? Destroy our livelihood? Does it seem like I have a life you gonna destroy? I'm trapped in this room with a ghost in the system. We're stuck here until there's some sort of mission to do or some crap I don't even know, man.

Cristina: But we still work like humans, right? Like, we still need the bathroom. We still need to eat.

Jack: Never thought about it.

Cristina: We definitely still need water.

Jack: Maybe.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Like, we're still Pretty human. Even though we're clones.

Jack: Maybe. But look, today is the big one. Today is the one that's gonna get us canceled. Maybe. Probably not. Let's be real. It doesn't matter what you guys think. But today we're discussing gender. This was the. The most intentional subject thus far because I was just listening to Ben Shapiro talk about it, and I was like, s***, you got a point, he's got point. F***. I'm usually like, look, I. I understand the division of sex and gender, and I agree with it. They are two different things. But to say one isn't based on the other is a f****** problem. That's where the lie comes in.

Cristina: That's where the lie comes in.

Jack: That's where the lie comes in. Because, yes, we constructed gender.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: We constructed it based. Based on sex.

Cristina: On something else.

Jack: Yeah, that's the problem. And now that used to be my stance, that sex and gender are tied together, even if I'm aware of the difference of gender from sex. And I completely agree that those are two different things. And I forgot that they're connected in continuously having to defend against people who exclusively say they're the same thing, because that's wrong too. They're not the same thing. One is based on the other.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But they're not the same thing. There are two different words because they are two different things.

Cristina: But how has this changed what you thought?

Jack: Well, I. It didn't. It just sent me back to what I was thinking before because I forgot about it. And continuously defending against people who have no idea what the difference between sex and gender is, and assuming they're the same thing, me having to continuously reinforce the fact that they're not the same thing. I forgot the link that one is based on the other, because I'm like, this is why they're different. This is why they're different. This over and over and over and over to the point that I forgot why they're the same. Or not forgot, but I forgot that they're the same in the same way. That they're different.

Cristina: And why is that important, though?

Jack: Because it. We have two camps of thought right now, and it is. Isn't even a political difference, because we have, for example, Ben Shapiro and Dave Chappelle, who come from political opposites. One is a leftist Democratic progressive, and the other is a conservative Republican right wing follower. And so we got these two people agreeing on gender being based on sex.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they're not saying by any means that gender is sex. They agree there's a difference, but they are also stating that gender is based on sex. And then the trans defenders get riled up. Now I have. The reason I use trans defenders is because of a simple, very clear detail.

Cristina: What makes them different from just a regular trans.

Jack: Yeah, my trans friends agree with my point of view. Not the trans defenders, who are usually these psychotic women who claim to be feminists and really aren't. They're just like this female superiority people. They got the superiority complex of, well, I should have a right man. I was having a conversation with this lady, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And we were actually talking about trans things or whatever.

Cristina: She's a trans defender.

Jack: She's a trans offender. She claims to be a feminist. And I explained to her what a female supremacist is, which is a female who believes that her voice supersedes everybody's voice, no matter what the case might be, rather than a feminist who believes that female and men are equal, the men and women are equal, or I guess females and males are equal. Female supremacist believes that objectively, females should, like they do, already have the answer for everything. And in this conversation, she proceeds to say, well, I don't listen to cisgendered people about trans issues. I only listen to LGBT members. To which I proceeded to say, well, I don't listen to the opinions of anybody who isn't transgender on gender issues because they have no personal experience to make any judgment call at all. And she got so f****** offended that I told her, you're not trans to make choices or voice any trans beliefs. You don't have the experience. You don't know what it is to be treated like s***, to fear for your life because of simply, you're. You feel a different way, and people just don't understand that.

Cristina: But I don't. Like, what is exactly the difference between what you said to her and what she said to you?

Jack: In what she said to me, she believes she does get to speak.

Cristina: Okay, she's speaking.

Jack: She's saying all gay people speak for trans people.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: But it's like, it's not the same thing. Some trans people are just straight.

Cristina: Yeah, they're just straight.

Jack: So what the f*** are you talking about?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Should we even say they're part of lgbt? If she feels woman and she likes men. If she feels woman and she likes men, that's just a straight woman.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So you're not listening to her opinion either?

Cristina: Oh, did you ask that? No.

Jack: Her argument was stupid to begin with. It's like, I only listened to. Well, LGBT members aren't just Objectively, all trans people. Yeah, only trans people get to speak for trans rights and issues and ideas and philosophies. And you are not trans. And you don't get to make that call. And I don't give a how offended you get. I don't give a how bothered you get. I don't give a if you try to cancel me because you don't get a say. I don't get a say? You are right. Also, you don't get a say. Nobody but the trans people get to say how the trans people feel. If a trans person, like some of my personal trans friends, I. I have a questionable amount of gay friends and trans friends. I get it. It's like, oh, man, you sure you're not leaning somewhere? It's like, I get that it's a questionable amount of people in my circle who are not straight necessarily, but they side with my. At least the trans people side with my belief that, yeah, one is based on the other. Because the argument that they make that I also side with is, if there is no difference between man and woman, why would I say I feel like a woman if I was born male? It's like, yeah, I see where the f*** you're coming from. You're right. You're right. It totally makes sense. I get your f****** argument. That makes perfect sense to me that there has to be a difference.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And thus it's based in something that you are claiming. Woman, because woman is tied to female.

Cristina: Yes. And someone is saying that they're not the same.

Jack: The trans offenders are saying that these concepts are not tied together at all. But females do female do womenly things, and then a trans person who claims to be woman does things that females that claim to be women do.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Thus you've just subscribed to the female gender role of woman. My trans friends agree with this, which is, I feel like a woman because I do not identify with feeling like a man. And so I do things that females would do. And, like, okay, I get your idea. But then who the f*** are these other people out here who are saying some other s*** contrary to you? Who's living the experience?

Jack: And it's like, I don't. Who. Who the f*** are these people? They're not you. You're the f****** one telling me what you believe, and you're living it. So why the f*** are they the ones that are being really loud and making the statements that everybody else is listening to that's objectively wrong if they're not living the experience? The argument here Is trans. People who subscribe to either gender of female or male or male, or I guess not gender, but of woman and man are claiming that female and male.

Cristina: Are real things, are connected to male and woman.

Jack: To man and woman. Yeah, okay, they're saying that sex and gender are related. Anybody who isn't subscribing to those two.

Cristina: People change their sex to match their gender.

Jack: Because if it was just I claim I'm a woman, but I do all things that male does. Now we have a different ideology. You're complicated in a different way. You don't apply to what we're talking about. But if you are born male and you identify woman and then you put on heels and a dress, then you're doing things that a female that would claim to be woman would do. You're already creating the line that says woman, female.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And again, I'm not in any way saying that this is exclusively tied together. Somebody who's gender binary. You don't fall f****** anywhere, bro. A male who identifies as woman and continues to dress as male and behave as male and do only male things, but continues to identify as woman. You also don't fall under this umbrella.

Cristina: And vice versa, who are constantly changing what they feel.

Jack: The gender fluid people.

Cristina: Oh, is that what that is?

Jack: Okay, well then this is a different thing that kind of sides with the original argument that, yes, male and female are associated with man and woman because their fluidity tends to be associated. Yes, with the role. Okay, so, you know, I like my girly moments. Well, what do you mean? Well, you know, I like dresses and make them look so female things is where you like you jumping over there.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And it's fine to have that and there are people who don't fall under it. But to say they are exclusively not the same thing. You are denying somebody's whole experience just because you want your voice to be loud.

Cristina: That's always the problem.

Jack: Yeah, and now you're contradicting your entire f****** argument because you want to say, don't be exclusionary, but you are the one excluding this person's exact opinion because it doesn't fit your preconceived notions and your existing narrative.

Cristina: Yes, okay, yes, it's a pretty big problem. It's a big problem. But how do you fix that? I don't know.

Jack: The problem is that it exists. I don't know how we would approach fixing it other than forms of education probably done by trans people rather than the people who are trans defenders, like female supremacists, who for whatever reason believe they get to say anything and are right just because they screamed it at somebody.

Cristina: What about the doctors that prove. Whatever. Whatever. Are they also.

Jack: Well, no, doctors that prove that gender and sex aren't related are proving that the psychology of gender isn't inherently a default based on the sex. But that doesn't mean the gender role isn't tied to the sex. Okay, so you can say, like, okay, just because you're male doesn't mean you are man. That's correct. You are. You are totally right. That is a correct statement. That is not by default. Now, it could mean that, but it could not mean that. Yes, fine. That's totally true. Now, to say that the gender, man. Isn't based on the sex male and masculinity and strong work and earning the bread and, you know, all these stupid machista bullshit things, that would be a lie because it is based on it. One is immediately reflected on the other. Now, gender requires sex to establish itself, but sex does not require gender to establish itself.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So, like, gender is psychological but based on biology. It isn't biological.

Cristina: A human thing. Right.

Jack: Gender is a human construct. Yes, but we constructed it based on sex.

Cristina: Yeah, I'm like, Like, you know, the animals are just. It's all sex related.

Jack: Yes. That's biology.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yes. So sex is your sexual organs.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And your crows. What is it? Your chromosome alignment.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So XX and xy, you know, male, female. And those are scientific. And you cannot argue them and you cannot fight them.

Cristina: And gender is based on it, but is less scientific.

Jack: Gender is psychological.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And it's not biological. They're both scientific.

Cristina: They're scientific.

Jack: Yes, because you can detect the female characteristics inside of a person, determine that they're more likely to identify as a woman because there is psychology behind it. Now, that does not tie them to their sex, but what they'll be identifying is. Has been based on sex.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So they're more likely to wear a skirt and they're more likely to speak with a lisp at the end. And they're more likely to like these.

Cristina: Kinds of things because of their sex or because of.

Jack: Because of their gender, which you could determine psychologically through evaluations. And things that there are patterns. Actually, with brain scans, you could tell that there are differences between like. Again, they're not connected. One is just based on the other. But the things that culturally we have built around them have tied woman, the female, and man to male.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I know people are gonna struggle understanding what I am saying, and I'll quickly try to elaborate again. Here, 20 minutes in, which is sex is male organ, female organ, and which chromosomes you have, XX or xy. Gender is a role. You're choosing how you self identify and how you perceive yourself. It's a subjective experience, it's not an objective fact. So you can be born male and there's a likely probability, the highest probability is that you're going to be also man.

Cristina: Also.

Jack: Those are not necessarily fact. You could be born man, you could be born male and be a woman.

Cristina: And in different cultures and different societies, what we would, our gender roles are a little different. They're not all exactly the same.

Jack: Yes. Gender roles are entirely cultural.

Cristina: Yeah. So like you might feel one way here, but if you want to live somewhere else, would it change? Would it affect at all?

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: How you feel about yourself.

Jack: It's very interesting. Right, because there are different, I guess, dichotomies, different ways of approaching the same idea. There are cultures where the women are the bread earners and the men stay home and handle their business that way. And now that is to say that they're the role of a man is being at home.

Cristina: So what would that change? That's, that's interesting. Yeah, yeah.

Jack: Because somebody over here might be like, I'm a man, have been born female and then travel to those places and realize, well, I guess by these standards I'm female or I'm a woman. By these standards, I'm a woman.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So now that's another problem. We get tied up on the words.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because what you're saying is the role, not the name we gave the role. So it should be like we could divide it easily and say caretaker, caretaker. Well, I'm a caretaker regardless of how it looks. So now we've stripped it away from the gender titles we've given and say I'm a caretaker. I'm a person who likes to stay home and do these things. And I like the color pink and I like makeup and I like dresses. And it's like we don't have to associate that with female.

Cristina: We don't, but for some reason we do.

Jack: Yeah. Not only that, we mix. We fail to mix a bunch of these ideologies, which is another problem. This is where the, the right Republican, conservative fail at this, which is the mix matching, which the left seems pretty good at doing.

Cristina: What's the mix matching?

Jack: Think of the example I gave of I like to be a caretaker, I like makeup, I like dresses, I like the color pink. But what stops somebody from being, I like to earn the money, I like the Color pink. I like to lift weights and I like football. But I also like dresses.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So the mix matching of these things is problematic for the conservative. Right. Because they believe. Well, no, there is one thing that applies straight across the board.

Cristina: Yes. Which is wrong.

Jack: Which is wrong.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Again, one doesn't mean the other. It's just based on the other.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So the beginning blocks the foundation, if we will. For woman is pink, is dresses, is caretaker.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But that doesn't mean that it would apply to everyone. It would apply to everybody and that it necessitates those things to be a woman. Yeah, it's just what it was based on. Now, the argument would be because it is based on it, if you are missing enough of them, you cannot identify as woman. Honestly. Because the concept, the gender of woman is itself based on female. It's a gender role for asex.

Cristina: But how would you like, you're gonna have a bunch of points and you gotta look at them and like, oh, you can 60%.

Jack: If you are 51% woman, then you are a woman. But if you are 49% woman, you are a man.

Cristina: That's too much.

Jack: Well, the argument would be that it is based on the sex. It's a role that was based on the established position. The roles of a gender is a role.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or gender has roles.

Cristina: That's why the word gender fluid is a thing. So that it's because it's too complicated to say you want to be one or another. If you feeling you like both sides.

Jack: Why possible gender fluid is so in the middle, it's hard to tell where you land.

Cristina: Okay. So it's not even 60, 40.

Jack: And there's also non binary and non binary, which would. Now my question is. Well, no, here's a problem. Gender fluid is a problem because gender fluid is a person that believes they can dive into woman, then exit woman and dive into man.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they might feel like one at one time and feel like one at the other.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But they're subscribing to the idea that woman is tied to female.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: And man is tied the male. While somebody who's gender non binary is actually the true only person able to fight for that not existing. Because they feel like it doesn't make sense.

Cristina: Because it doesn't make sense.

Jack: Because it doesn't make sense.

Cristina: It really doesn't. I don't think it makes sense. Like it doesn't make sense that we have to stick to any role. Why can't we just go between rows and not label ourselves anything that is the other problem. Labeling is really the problem.

Jack: Labeling is the problem. This is the problem we've always had in all of time.

Cristina: Because we love labels.

Jack: We love labels. We love labels. But there's no point to it.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Why can't you be a male who loves dresses?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Why must you now identify as a woman?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Well, maybe you just like dresses.

Cristina: You don't need to be.

Jack: Yeah, you don't need to be anything. Just like what you like and don't label it. Because labels are the problem.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Labels are 100% the problem. We are.

Cristina: We're stressing about labels.

Jack: We're stressing about labels. This is the exact problem that science has with religion. Right. They have exactly the same arguments, but they label one science, okay. And they label the other religion. But you're still talking about the beginning. You're still talking about space coming to be and the skies coming to be and then life coming to be. You're just what we call it scripture. Well, we call it. It's the science journals, but it's like you both have literal text written by somebody way before you who's telling you what to believe. It's the same idea. You have labels that are making your lives h*** when you're both talking about the same thing.

Cristina: There are people who. Stressing out about these labels. I seen people and read about people who just. They can't. They don't like, they question themselves all the time. They're stressing about these labels of giving themselves the right labels. Like, don't worry about it.

Jack: Yeah, don't worry about it.

Cristina: Just be whoever you are.

Jack: Yeah, be you. Without having to give it a name. Why must you give what you are a name?

Cristina: Because that's just too complicated. Especially if you do feel like you're changing between different, I don't know, genders. Genders. But maybe you're not. You're just being you.

Jack: Maybe you're just being you. Because, look, gender is a construct, but you don't have to subscribe to it. Yes, and it is based on sex, but you don't have to subscribe to it. And there are attributes of being a woman that differentiate from being a man. And those are exclusively tied to the origin story of male and female. They have no other origin. And you cannot debate the beginning and what they are based on and the foundation. But also, you don't have to describe the s***.

Cristina: Let's abandon it.

Jack: Yes, you can abandon. Because the problem is in creating this gender spectrum, all you've done is complicate the fact that gender doesn't need to f****** exist.

Cristina: Yes, we have sexes. Let's keep that.

Jack: Yeah, Just keep the sex and ignore the gender. You do not need gender. Well, I have the male organ and Ima. No, shut the f*** up. You can love whoever you want. Dress however you want, like whatever you want. Do whatever you want. Shut the f*** up about what comes at the end of that sentence. You're just human.

Cristina: You're just human. And if you need surgery, get the surgery.

Jack: Get the surgery.

Cristina: Just. And now you're just person that you are.

Jack: Now you're just male with a v*****.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Who gives a s***? Because we're not labeled. Well. Well, you're a male with a v*****. You're a male with a v*****. Congratulations. Good for you. We're not deciding that you are anything. You're just male with a v*****.

Cristina: Yes. Does that mean everyone could go back to he and she, or are we still keeping all the other stuff? Is that the same thing? That's part of the gender, Right?

Jack: That's part of gender. But I think that one's stupid because we're f****** up language. We are struggling to communicate because that's just more list. It's a whole other list problem. We should go back to just he and she.

Cristina: Whatever you like. If you like being a she and you look like a he, who cares? Yes. Okay, we'll call you.

Jack: He just picked and be clear about it. And you're gonna have to reinforce it consistently until it's reinforced by so many people in so many directions that we're used to just being like, well, if he looks male, it doesn't matter.

Cristina: Let me ask and find out, but just don't. But the problem, though, is the people that feel like they're changing from he to she, then is also.

Jack: No, those people need to stop because that is one. That is an issue. That is an issue. Because you're making it difficult for anybody to communicate with you.

Cristina: Yes. It's too stressful. Yes. For everyone around you.

Jack: No, no, no. Because. No, no. That's the stupid reason. That's a ridiculous reason to say it's too stressful for everybody around you. Because what if it's stressful for you to not be called those things? Where would you decide who.

Cristina: Okay, yes, that's true.

Jack: But you get my point. You can't just be like, well, what do they do? They just need to stop on the account that it's complex. It's not about. We're stressing them out. It's the fact that you've cut out the ability to communicate with you yourself. Yeah, and you're b******* about it.

Cristina: Well, you made the problem, so what do you do?

Jack: Well, you made the problem and then you're whining about the problem existing. There's nothing we. Could you just stop and pick something. It doesn't. I get how it sounds. Oh, it's so f****** ignorant. Pick a thing. But what about the flu? The problem is, if we're trying to talk to you, how do we know where the f*** you stand on any given day? Well, you f******. Today I was a. Well, I didn't f****** know because yesterday you were a he and today you're a she. So unless you're gonna stop me at the beginning of every sentence and tell me, well, today I'm a. Okay, good, then that's up to you. In that case, if you're gonna be switching back and forth, any person you talk to immediately, you better open up with your f******.

Cristina: I think there are people who do that.

Jack: That makes perfect sense.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And for people who interact on social media, great. She, her, him, that, whatever. You do that. But like have a f****** name tag that says it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You know, you want to go into that deep end, Have a f****** name tag. Otherwise, how do we know in order to address you according to whatever you're feeling at this moment? We're not psychic. And you can't punish people and try to cancel people about s*** they don't know based on choices you're f****** making that are changing every couple of minutes. That's unrealistic. You gotta come down to earth and be like, if you're gonna be switching your s***, then you better be addressing everybody so that they know before they say anything.

Cristina: Yeah, don't make it easier for yourself and everyone else, cuz you're gonna stress out if they say the wrong thing. So not. Why not just correct them beforehand?

Jack: Yeah, 100%. It's a problem that's fixable.

Cristina: Mm, mm. Well, but too much list, man.

Jack: It is. We label too much things, it is a f****** problem. That's the same. That's how we ended up with the whole f****** issue of countries. Right? Well, this is this place and this is that place. Wait, but like, that doesn't make sense. This dirt connects everywhere. Yeah, there's no like, real line. You just made one f****** up and labeled both sides of it.

Cristina: Like, how do we make the continents? Where do we draw those lines?

Jack: Yeah, where'd we draw those lines? We just decided this s*** means this S***. And that s*** doesn't. Yeah, okay, but like, we are just talking Earth, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that's the problem here. Well, male, female, him, her, he, she, them, they. I'm a man, I'm a woman, I'm a they, I'm a n, I'm a demon. And it's like, okay, bro, but look, we're still just talking about Earth though, right?

Cristina: I think so.

Jack: It's like, yeah, I guess so. But I want to go by. No, no, no. I don't give a s***. I'm calling you Earth.

Cristina: We're gonna just.

Jack: You're just f****** Earth, bro. What the f*** do you mean? Africa? Australia. No, no, no. Shut the f*** up. Earth.

Cristina: Earth, Earth.

Jack: You're an earthling, bro. Well, I'm a straight. You not f****** out. That's made up all of it. So you're earthling. The fact is, you're an earthling.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: There's nothing else you can decide about that. That's the fact of the matter. You're f****** earthling.

Cristina: Yes. That'll make things less stressful.

Jack: Yeah, it's not about stress. Again, anything is stressful to anyone. We can't make decisions because that's an emotional decision.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Making things about what's stressful. Oh, you continue to state stress, but like, that's the emotional choice that got us where we are. Because it's stressful for me to not be called that. It's like, then f***. Okay, I guess we will cut based on stress levels. Well, I guess we will call you f****** him, she, them, they, it, whatever, you know, like, no, we can't make choices based on emotion.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Alright, that is the problem. F*** your emotion. Objective truth. Regardless of what the f*** you think and feel, what is the objective? Shared information. And then what? The rest of it can go f*** itself.

Cristina: Yes, that sounds.

Jack: And again, this comes right back to my own trans friends and my question still lingers is who the f*** are these other people? Because the trans people I know having these experiences are subscribing to the roles of these genders because they feel that that aligns with them, which means that there's a f****** gender role based on a sex and they agree with it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's the non trans people who have an issue with it because they don't think there's gender because they don't understand it.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: They're trying to pretend they do.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because the other problem is, again, we've established labels are an issue.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: The biggest issue, the conglomerate of lgbtq, X, W, X, Y, And Z. Oh.

Cristina: The original labeling thing.

Jack: Because they believe. Well, trans people are part of lgbtq. I'm bi. I'm part of lgbt. We're the same. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't. Don't do that. You're wrong. Very, very wrong. You're not even a little the same. You got no crossing lines other than the fact that you fall under the Alphabet people. That's it. And who decided who falls under the Alphabet people?

Cristina: Why do we put them all in the same group in the first place?

Jack: Yeah, it's weird, because the only people who fall there is anybody who's not, by default, straight. If you're not cis, then you are lgbt. Those are the only two sides.

Cristina: Well, if you look at the upgraded version, if you're Hispanic or you're black, you're also part of the Alphabet. You're now part of that group.

Jack: I don't understand how that works.

Cristina: I don't know. Now it's everyone but who isn't white.

Jack: No, that's ridiculous. And that doesn't make any f****** sense. And I'm 100% sure that was designed by a female supremacist.

Cristina: And. Yes, but that's. That's the thing.

Jack: Yeah, 100% designed by a female supremacist. And regardless of what your sex or gender or belief is, if you're female supremacist, you are no different than the CIS white males you are accusing because you are approaching it like a N***. Yes, my belief is all that matters. And the rest of you can go f*** themselves is the entire belief of a female supremacist.

Cristina: There's a lot of supremacists happening.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Because of this labeling problem. Well, maybe not because of that, but.

Jack: One of my main complaints on Earth is that the Me Too movement was important. It mattered. But who f***** it up? Female supremacist. The race issue is f****** important. And there are a lot of issues about race, and there's a lot of. In this country, there's. In the world, but there's a lot in this country. But who f**** it up? Female supremacist. How do they f*** it up? My. I know people from different cultures and races who don't get offended by the same things that female supremacists do about them because they can take a joke. I have black friends. I have Hispanic friends. I myself am racially ambiguous as f***.

Cristina: No. People from around the world.

Jack: Yeah. I literally know people from across the World. My whole thing is people, you know, I know people from across the world.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And they're all okay with things that people say so long as the intention behind what they're saying makes sense. Female supremacists try to control what you're saying, regardless of what you mean by it. Yes, that is a problem.

Cristina: Is that the right word, though?

Jack: What, a female supremacist?

Cristina: Female supremacist, yeah.

Jack: The problem is that it tends to be these very specific. There are quite a lot of people who aren't female who are from different genders and whatever, but it seems to be primarily females. Fat, white females, usually with some kind of colored hair and identifying some confusing gender. And they're not trans. They're not, like, transitioning into anything else. They just don't want to be identified by a certain thing. But they'll still be, like, in a dress and still be dating a guy and be like, well, that's offensive. It's like, wait, but the black guy that was told to think it's funny people, There's a lot of them who are. It's usually online people in reality don't behave this f****** way.

Cristina: These might not be real people. These might be avatar, like, fake, like trolls using the same person.

Jack: No, no, no. It's many, many different people who have the same exact. Yeah, no, you haven't seen these. It started with Dave Chappelle, but it's. The people have made these collages of all these accounts, and they all look alike. They all look alike. And it goes around the Internet, people just like. You know, every time a new one joins the argument of, like, well, Dave Chappelle isn't funny, or Ben Shapiro is a f****** racist or this political issue or that, and it's like, okay, they sound like they belong here. And then you put them aside. Oh, s***. Yeah, they fit. Yeah, same weight.

Cristina: I saw something like that, but it was about hipsters, that they all look alike.

Jack: I mean. Yeah, it's. Again, the problem is that they are unknowingly subscribing to an ideology which is culty.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're. They're echoing each other. We love cults. We love cults. Everybody's in a cult.

Cristina: Everyone.

Jack: And they're echoing each other. Oh, same. The same s*** over and over. And like, what is that if not religion?

Cristina: Mm, just you.

Jack: You're saying the same s*** he said, and you said the same s*** they said. Did any of you come up with the f****** thing?

Cristina: Cults, a very popular thing. I mean, they were always popular.

Jack: Cults were always popular.

Cristina: I feel like there's much more of them. Or are they exact same number, you think?

Jack: Nothing has changed other than that we can see it all.

Cristina: Okay. So we wouldn't have known about all of these.

Jack: Yeah. People who complain about there being an in. Cops attacking black people that are unarmed. I am sorry to inform you people, but it is as good as it has ever been. Today it has not gone up. It has steadily gone down. We're just seeing it more because they can not get away with it as actively because everybody has a camera. Yeah, but it was happening way the f*** more. The existence of cameras, in fact, has reduced it so drastically that we see it once or twice a year versus the fact that it was happening every day somewhere. Like somebody getting shot of color everywhere all the time. Now it's gone way the f*** down because we got cameras. And I'm talking even before George Floyd. And before that, it's been steadily going down as we have aimed more cameras at s*** and as we've started to s*** since before we started aiming cameras in general. It's just been going down. As we live in more cities and people are exposed to more people of color and we are sort surrounded by more ethnic groups.

Cristina: Like just things changing.

Jack: Things change for the better. It's been steadily going down the amount of times that this happens, but as more cameras show up, it seems like it's increasing because we're aiming at it.

Cristina: More or we're just re watching the same videos.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: So we're like, oh, look at all these videos. Like, how many of those are repeats?

Jack: It's not even the repeats. Is that there are more situ. We more situations have made it on camera.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Even if the same situation was recorded from a million different angles or if we saw the same video a million times, the fact of the matter is we've recorded more of the situations that were already there. There aren't more situations there. They were always there. Yeah, but now we got cameras on them.

Cristina: Yeah. So it feels like more even if it's less.

Jack: Yes. And the same thing happens with these cults that form before it would happen in privacy. And maybe we hear about it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: How many cults went under the radar and we don't even know about? And then hundred years later we find out, oh, there's a f****** graveyard right here.

Cristina: Yeah. Because all these people documentary happens. Yeah.

Jack: But it existed and we just didn't hear about it at the time. And we look back, oh, how crazy. How many of those haven't been discovered? Yet.

Cristina: And the ones that are around us now, they're not all like the ones that we see documented that.

Jack: Oh, they're all creepy because we're thinking religious apocalypse, cults.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what people think of when they hear here's cults.

Jack: Yes, but everything is a cult.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If you are PlayStation vs Xbox, you subscribe to the idea that there are console wars. Yes, you're in a cult. You're in a cult and you're gonna support your team no matter what the f***. It is blindingly ridiculous to assume that Xbox is in any way better than PlayStation, but people believe it. But you can prove that statement wrong with specs, you can prove that statement wrong with exclusives, you can prove that statement wrong with audience size. But it doesn't matter how the objective truth looks. There is still the master race of PC people who can't run any game.

Cristina: Who think they're the.

Jack: Who think they're the best simply because they got the thing. But like, what was. You couldn't even run Arkham the day it came out. You have to wait like a year.

Cristina: You couldn't run GT so many games now that they can't run.

Jack: Yeah, there's mad s***. PC just can't run. Same thing with Xbox. But both sides still believe in the. Their team.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because it's not about the objective truth, it's about the team, your cult, your group, people with the same opinion politics. That's happening with everything. There's nothing that's not happening.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: IPhone versus Android. IPhone was the best. It was the best. It was objectively better for many, many years. IPhone.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While Steve Jobs was alive. And the moment we no longer had Steve Jobs, the decline began so instantaneously. It took like a year and a half before it was garbage.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And now Android is better. But the cult states Android was always better or Apple was always better. And that is incorrect. They swapped positions.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Going back to the console wars, at this moment, the brand new Xbox is superior to the PlayStation because it has the game pass and it has people who are willing to play that. And it's giving you so many games.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: PlayStation has three f****** games worth it.

Cristina: And then broken controller.

Jack: And a broken controller. So team PlayStation is gonna be. No, it's still better. It's not. Xbox is currently better. Previous generation, there's no competition. PlayStation was objectively the better, superior, Unquestionably s******* on everything around it. But right now, Xbox is the one doing that, minus the fact that it still can't run a lot of games a PlayStation can. But also the fact that it even has the same game that's on PlayStation and a million other games that aren't. Is making the new Xbox the better option?

Cristina: Yeah. Things are always changing like that.

Jack: It's always changing. The cult decides. It has always been this way, and it will always be this way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The same thing happens with Christianity, for example. The same thing happens with political teams.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I'm a Democrat. This is always right. No, it's not. Sometimes you do dumb s***. Right now Biden's breaking s***.

Cristina: He. He's a broken old man.

Jack: The f***? Did we get rid of the Taliban so immensely? We were just not hearing about them. They were in caves, hoping that we don't starve to death. Then Biden comes along, and it's like, we gave them a country. Now you guys have a terrorist country.

Cristina: Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.

Jack: Terrorist country. Now Obama, Amazing.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Biden, not so much. So both Democrats.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But at one point it was good, and now it f****** sucks. So Trump versus Obama. Well, arguable. Depends on what you're looking for. But Obama versus Bush. Obama 100%. Which means Trump versus Bush. Trump for sure. But Biden versus Obama. Obama and I would even argue Bush over Biden.

Cristina: So Obama over. I mean, you said Biden over.

Jack: I said Obama over Biden.

Cristina: Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Jack: Trump and Obama are equal, but different.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Obama over Bush. Trump over Bush. Obama over Biden. Bush over Biden.

Cristina: Okay. Biden is over no one.

Jack: Biden is over nobody. Biden might be the worst thing that's happened to the presidency in quite some time.

Cristina: That's why he's gotta prove himself on top of the White House. Oh, no. But is he gonna lose that? Do we ever say that? Who wins that? No. We're gonna change the history so it doesn't even matter.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna change all that. But the point here being that there is a definite problem with team choosing.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Choosing sides and sticking to the sides. And these people on the Internet who echo each other, who mirror each other, who look like each other, who behave like each other.

Cristina: That is so just a cult. Yeah.

Jack: An ideological cult. And they're trying to force that s*** on everybody else because the. The error of the Internet makes everybody convinced that because they have a voice. Your voice matters. Yeah, and it doesn't. Your voice doesn't matter. You can scream as loud as you want, and you're gonna scream at us pretty loud for even having this conversation. But I got a simple and easy bit of advice. That might help you resolve your need to scream at us for saying that your opinions doesn't matter. What, to go f*** themselves. They should probably go f*** themselves.

Cristina: What if they can't?

Jack: Too bad. Too bad. Because the same way you have beliefs, I have beliefs.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the fact that I have ideas and you have ideas immediately goes to say that there are two thinking beings.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the fact that your ideas and my ideas aren't the same goes to immediately prove that there's more than one perspective.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And in there being more than one perspective, neither necessarily based purely on scientific fact.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Just bringing it down to opinion. Your opinion is no more valuable than anybody else's opinion.

Cristina: Exactly. But because of these groups, they really believe.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Yes. My opinion is most important.

Jack: Yes. Because we have echo chambers in which people are just repeating the same s***. And I must be right.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like. No. You surround yourself with people who already agree with you, and you will shut down anybody who doesn't, rather than listening to them and trying to comprehend their position. I get your stance. You'll never get mine. That makes me superior to you because I have my information. And I have your information, but you only have your information.

Cristina: Ooh.

Jack: I'm twice as smart as you are.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's always going to be the case if you shut down everybody's opposing argument.

Cristina: That's why you got to listen to a show with the opposite point of view. That's what you said at the beginning.

Jack: Yeah. You got to make sure to eat all of. All the information. Everything. Everything that is out there. What do I say? I say all information is information.

Cristina: Mm. There's objective truth. You can't disagree with that.

Jack: Yeah. There's nothing you could do to fight that. All information is information.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The end.

Cristina: The end, period.

Jack: That was it.

Cristina: So are you with us about that? I want to see what you say about that. Huh? What could you possibly say about that?

Jack: Yeah. There's no argument to that. All information is information, regardless of how you might feel about it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And going back to the gender problem, the. The trans issue, like, if you're not trans, you don't get to say, man, I don't give a f***. I don't get. I don't give a f*** what you think. You have a right to voice if you're not living the experience. Shut the f*** up about it, man.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like a joke gets told, you think it's racist. It was about black people, and the black guy in the room is like, nah, it was funny. You don't get to be offended for him. Shut the f*** up and keep that s*** to yourself.

Cristina: Calling something racist is weird. Feels like if Dave Chappelle makes a joke about black people, is that racist?

Jack: That's crazy, right? Because he's black?

Cristina: Yeah. Like, is it? Or is it just a joke? Like, how do you.

Jack: It's just a joke because he's black, but if he's not black, it's suddenly racist. But it doesn't make sense because it was the same basis and the same premise.

Cristina: Yeah, how? I don't know.

Jack: I don't know, man. You can't get offended for somebody else. You got to let a person decide. And there's nothing more racist than a person being like, I'm cool with it. And you'd be like, shut the f*** up. You're offended. It's like, so f*** the oppressed person's opinion. What you, the white person, decided is wrong is not what's wrong. This is just where we're at. You're like, no, he's racist, so I'm gonna shut that black person up. You shut the f*** up, black person. Because you're offended and you're not portraying offense right now. So you shut the f*** up and I'm gonna be offended for you. And it's like, how are you not the racist right now?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It feels to me like you're suppressing somebody else's experience. It's like that to generalize them and say that you should all be as offended by that thing.

Cristina: He said, like, Biden being like, you got. If you're black, you gotta vote for me or whatever.

Jack: Yeah, that was racist.

Cristina: That was pretty racist.

Jack: That was racist.

Cristina: Or the whole, if you're not rich, then. Or if you're not poor, then you're white or something. I don't remember. But it's. It's a lot of racism there.

Jack: No, it was. Everybody has equal opportunities. Poor kids, white kids.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yeah. Biden's racist as f***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. But, you know, they don't like to talk about that. They want to say Trump is racist.

Cristina: That's so crazy.

Jack: Trump is ignorant. There's a difference. He'd be like, look at my black guy over there. And it's like, shut the f*** up, bro. I get where you're coming from, but, you know, less loud. Yeah, but he's not like, look at my N word.

Cristina: You think Biden won't say that?

Jack: He literally is on video saying that.

Cristina: Never mind.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can just find it on YouTube. But it's this real f****** thing. It's a real f****** thing. And it's like, well, we. He's on our team, so we have to support him.

Cristina: He's on our team. We just pretend we don't hear that.

Jack: Bite is not on our team. So even if we. We get that, he's not being racist about it. Well, he said, look at my black guy. Obviously, he doesn't mean like, look at my slave black guy. He's like, look at my. He's ignorant. He's trying to be like, look at my brother. But he can't say brother. He felt that was being racist. So he's like, look at my black guy. We can call them black people. That's right. The con. The thought process in his mind made sense. Even if it's ignorant. It made sense for an ignorant person. He's not trying to be racist. He's not like, I'm better than that black guy. He's like, hey, look at my brother. But you didn't want to say brother because, you know, I'm not black, but look at my black guy. And I get the connotations of. That sounds like, look at my sleeve. But you know, he doesn't mean that. You're just saying that because you need to demonize him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And that's ridiculous.

Cristina: Like, you're trying to do the opposite with Biden.

Jack: With Biden? Yeah. You're gonna find the. Well, you know, he was just reading it off of a paper, but he wrote.

Cristina: Who's writing paper? Yeah, the. Do you mean he approved it?

Jack: Yeah. He was like, hey, it's good.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like, come on, dude.

Cristina: Who are you lying?

Jack: You can't just aim. And it's all this culty team.

Cristina: And I don't.

Jack: I. I will be completely honest. I get kind of annoying. Like, I don't usually get involved in this s*** and I don't care. Dude, whatever. Have your opinions and be racist and be transphobic or f****** be female supremacist and feel you have an opinion for whatever. Nobody has to listen to you.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The same way you can say whatever f*** you want. People can just ignore what the f*** you're saying. It's great, Whatever. But, like, it annoys me, specifically the female supremacists. I don't care about many of the other things, but it's because the level of hypocrisy comes from trying to silence somebody's personal experience and claim that you understand their experience better than they do. That annoys the s*** out of Me, because they're already a person in the minority who's struggling to make their own statement. And you, who's claiming to defend them, is pushing their own statement down, thus being the bigger problem. That s*** annoys me the same way I get annoyed. Like watching the movie radio where somebody's just taking advantage of a person who has no control over the situation.

Cristina: Yeah. And like I said, exactly what's happening.

Jack: Yeah, I can't watch that movie because I wish I remember when I was a little kid, bro, I wanted to f****** kill everybody in that movie I've never hated. And he's just a person trying to live life, bro. And you pieces of are all just garbage. I hope all your children get murdered in front of your eyes so that you can just.

Cristina: Characters.

Jack: Yeah, them characters. I hate all of them. But the problem is that these female supremacists are doing the same. And I'm not saying females are the problem. I believe in feminism. I believe that females should be treated equally. I don't believe they are. And I don't believe that the propositions that we have, like, I believe there is definitely a difference between female and male. Biologically, physiologically, psychologically.

Cristina: Psychologically, yeah.

Jack: Now do I believe in feminism that they should be treated equal? Yes, because that's how we remove the differences. With enough generations of treating women and men equally, these traits and things that were exclusively men or exclusively women get passed on.

Cristina: And then we can stop labeling them. That would also help.

Jack: Then we could stop labeling them. Yeah, because at the end of the day, for example, hard manual labor gets passed down from father to son, from father to son, from father to son. One daughter comes in and then she has a son that she passes it to and it's back to father and son. Father, son, father and son. That's why we don't have a dominant amount of women who are great at construction. There are women who are. But it's rare if all women were treated equal, even while their performance will not be at the start, over enough generations, the equality is re established because they got to pass the information down to their daughters the same way other fathers got to do to their sons. And that there's an equality distributed it. Yes, same thing with pay. Yes, it sucks to pay a woman who's going to underperform. And yes, she's going to underperform at a job that's predominantly been male. But we made the problem and not letting them do the job and not being able to pass the knowledge that gets in grades of DNA and that they pass natural talents on to their daughters to get to, then improve on it. If we just pay them equally, even during the underperforming beginning, they'll eventually overpassing the knowledge through generations being no different than the males doing the same f****** jobs. It is differences that we have made as men that we can fix by sucking it up, admitting we did it, and just dealing with they will underperform.

Cristina: And never will do that.

Jack: And men are going to underperform at female jobs the same way. They will. There are certain things that we just don't do as good as women, and it is objectively true. We can test it. We know that males are great spatially. They have great spatial awareness, and females have great interpersonal cognition. We understand these things and this scientific fact, but we can work that out of the system and make everybody equal.

Cristina: Mm. But it takes time.

Jack: It takes time, and we have to just deal with the. The unbalanced output by giving them equal compensation until they rise up to the compensation. And it will happen with enough time. I do 100% hate the female supremacist. Not females. I am a feminist. I do not like these people who are predominantly female. Not to say it is all women. Again, I am feminist. But I do have a very, very, very big issue with somebody suppressing somebody else's experience and saying they get to speak for them. You do not get to speak for somebody trans unless you are trans. You do not get to speak for somebody of color unless you are of color. You do not get to speak for whether the police are right or wrong unless you are a family of police or somebody who's being abused by the cops. Just shut the up about something you're not experiencing. That s*** annoys me because you're no different than somebody abusing your position because you're still abusing your whiteness. You're still abusing the titles that you just happen to have part of the lgbt. Well, no, you don't get to speak for everybody in lgbt. Shut the the f*** up about your bullshit because you do not matter as much as you think you do. In fact, you're the least oppressed person. So shut the f*** up and let the people who are dealing with the problems say how they feel and propose the solutions that might help them feel less bad about their circumstance. You don't get to just come in and do that. That s*** annoys the f*** out of me.

Cristina: We shouldn't have lgbt, then.

Jack: We shouldn't have lgbt. The problem is the Alphabet people have f***** it up. Up. Specifically the female supremacists who take claim for everything inside lgbt.

Cristina: Yes, I guess so. Yeah, that wouldn't help.

Jack: The vast majority of my friends are female. The vast majority of the people in my family are female. I am surrounded by female. I respect females.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I have absolutely no problem females. I have a problem with these stupid b****** who feel that they got a f****** opinion. And, yeah, I said that s***. Oh, get offended. I want your hate so that I can ignore it, because I'm not gonna even know you're f****** doing it.

Cristina: It would be weird if that's the thing that they're like, I'm offended. I heard everything else you said, and it's all fine. But that.

Jack: The stupid b****** part, that. That set me off. That set me off.

Cristina: I mean, look, if that's it, please comment.

Jack: Yeah, that's it. Please, like, comment a dog.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah, comment. A little Chihuahua or something. Just a dog emoji.

Cristina: Yeah, I don't think it's a specific.

Jack: Just put the emoji of a woman and the emoji of a dog.

Cristina: All right. You both know that that was where you drew the line.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you could be a stupid b**** and be a guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But, like, no, I'm specifically referring to these, like, female supremacists who feel they get the right to speak for everybody at all times. And, like, you f****** don't. I don't give a f*** how offended you get that I'm saying this like, you do not matter by any means, because you are the racist. You supr. I am a person of f****** color, bro. I'm dark as s*** with dreads right now. To feel that you get to say, this is offensive. And I'm over here like, it's f****** not. And you're like, no, no, no, it's offensive. And I'm like, shut the f*** up. It's not. No, no, no. It's just not. Shut the f*** up. It's just not. And you don't get to tell me it is, and it'll never be just because you felt it was okay. That's ridiculous. And to say you understand the trans experience. No, bro. One, that's such a unique experience. Two, they are suffering in a way that we couldn't even comprehend. You know what it is to fear telling anybody who you are ever, and then finally doing it and risking just having the s*** beat out of you, maybe even killed, just by being like, hey, this is what I am. Hey. Your life could have ended immediately after that sentence. You do not know what the f*** that is as some spoiled f****** white chick. Get the f*** out of here.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That's ridiculous.

Cristina: You're dealing with that a lot, aren't you?

Jack: I deal with that a lot. I deal with that so f****** often.

Cristina: Okay, it sounds like. It sounds like you're talking to these women.

Jack: Yeah, I do. I do.

Cristina: Bothering you?

Jack: It's annoying. It's annoying. I do say off the wall s***, and it attracts this kind of attention, and then they want to f****** voice their opinions. It's like, I get that I sound like I'm a white guy behind this microphone. I understand it. But now you're being racist in that thought. Well, he sounds white. No, I sound educated because the way I sound isn't associated to f****** race, you f****** racist.

Cristina: Yes. F***.

Jack: Anyways, we are out of time. Cancel us if you want, or go yourself. I don't care. I annoyed myself in the course of this. Yes, I might cancel this f****** show.

Cristina: No.

Jack: God d*** it. But if you guys want to hear conversations of this nature, you're probably gonna have to defer to episodes with Anthony in it because we.

Cristina: Yeah, she helps us.

Jack: We have LGBT conversations. A person of color with an LGBT member having actual conversations about things that these f****** N*** women have no place talking about. Two people who do have a place to talk about it are having these conversations. So you could find those. I believe that's three point, like, nine or so. I don't know. Just look for Anthony from Miz the Miz. The Miz from Miz podcast.

Cristina: And we also probably talk about politics in other episodes.

Jack: Yes, there are many episodes with politics breaking down. How politics work in this country, how it's distributed, how we've constructed it, and social political structures as well.

Cristina: The labeling problem continues.

Jack: Yeah, we talked about the labeling problem a couple of times. So you can find all that stuff on the official website. Greatthoughts.info on Apple, podcasts, on Spotify, and anywhere you get your podcast.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @JustConvopod.

Jack: Yes, and remember to subscribe if you want to be informed. Anytime new episodes pop up, leave us a rating. If this angered you, leave us a one star. If you loved this, give us a five star. If you're lukewarm on it, give us a three star. We don't give a f***. Just be honest and leave us a review telling us how you felt. If you were an offended female, we.

Cristina: Need to know the specific point. You were offended. It's very important.

Jack: If it was at any given moment, you let us know. Unless it was specifically at saying you, you racist b******, then there you could choose to put the emoji of a woman and a female dog to let us know that you're furious that I called you a b****.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And for whatever reason, that's the part that set you off, which is a weird point, but whatever. Like, be you, do you. It is what it is.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. If you also deal with a bunch of female N*** crazy people talking over everybody else's personal life experience and deciding that that's the case. Hey, maybe share this with them and let them know that I am just as angry as they are.

Cristina: Yes. And this has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening.

Jack: By okay, so it doesn't seem that they have any exact purpose, but it kind of does at the same time. So Gabriel is essentially the angel of, like, peace and love.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then Michael is the angel of War.

Cristina: We know those two at least.

Jack: Yes. And Raphael just stands by God. What does that mean?

Cristina: I don't know. And Lucifer's light. Rare.

Jack: That's a weird one. So Lucifer is the angel of light, not dark. That was applied later by people who haven't, like, read anything.

Cristina: Or maybe he was called Dark after he fell, but then I don't know how that works.

Jack: No, that doesn't work. So there is some sort of loose connection between Michael and Ares, for example.

Cristina: Ares is the war guy.

Jack: Yeah, he's a God of war. And there does seem to be some kind of loose connection between that, but we can't.

Cristina: I don't know what the other ones are. Good morning. Good morning.

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JCP 5.10 Conspiracy Beer Me & The Zoo Hypothesis

Guest Justin Scranton, host of the Conspiracy Beer Me podcast, join Jack for an in depths discussion on conspiracy theories and how it affects the culture at large. Picking apart everything from the Mandela Effect to the elitist effort of suppressing knowledge from the masses and manipulate an ever growing population. This deep dive opens a can of worms into the psychology of society and the relationship to conspiracy theories.

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Topics Discussed

  • Cult of Conspiracy Believers
  • Listening More than Talking
  • Equality or Revenge
  • Miseducating the Population
  • CIA Creating Fake News
  • Covid, Metaverse and the Matrix are Related
  • Choosing the Blue Pill
  • The Journey is the Goal
  • Skateboarding and Stand-Up Similarities
  • Lost Knowledge or Alien Tech?
  • Non-Carbon Based Life
  • Sentient Robots
  • Virtual Reality Over Base Reality
  • Underground Civilizations

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JCP 5.09 3 Questions & Optimistic Perspectives

Guest Corey Kareem, host of ‘3 Questions by Corey Kareem’, joins Jack for a lengthy discussion on failure, perspective and the ups and downs of life. Corey is an optimist wanting to share positive perspectives and outlooks in his life and the life of others. His podcast is a great platform to hear the human struggles and how they are overcome by people from many walks of life.

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  • Failure and Success
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  • Self Perception
  • Setting Goals and Chasing Dreams
  • Life Changing Circumstances
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Rambling 153: Jehovah's Empire

Where does the bible take place? How old is the Earth? How long ago were Adam and Eve created? Do the answers to these questions work together effectively or do they contradict each other and create paradoxes? The duo delve deep into the geography of the christian scriptures and the estimated times of events to determine how accurate they are and how many contradictions present themselves naturally.

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  • Reasons for Religion
  • The Biblical Flood
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  • Biblical Locations
  • Adam & Eve
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  • Gay Priests
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  • The Tree of Knowledge

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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

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Cristina: And also this. This show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yeah. So be sure to find somebody to have a lovely discussion with while listening to this. You go, you find people, you drag them into a room, chain them into a chair, and you force them to listen. And then you talk to them, whether or not they want to, as they're fear for their lives. Because America.

Cristina: Because of what?

Jack: As a. Because what?

Cristina: Oh, what was the last thing you said?

Jack: That you can tie them to a chair and force them to listen and talk to them whether they want to or not?

Cristina: Because this is America.

Jack: Because this is America, the land of the free. Do whatever you want, including imprisoning other people and constricting their freedoms. Because America. Yes, that's kind of what we do. We're America of the. We're America. Land of the free. With the most people not free more than anywhere in the world.

Cristina: That's great.

Jack: Yeah. Land of the free. Most incarcerations ever.

Cristina: Yes, that's. That's pretty horrible.

Jack: Yeah, that's the way it goes.

Cristina: But people want to fight for their freedoms to, I guess, hurt other people. I don't know. All those Karen videos, it confuses me. They are fighting for freedom, their own freedom, I think. I don't know who's stopping them, but there's someone they think is stopping them. They think the world is the difference.

Jack: Between having freedom to public rights and then going into private locations and claiming you have public freedoms in private locations. Which they do not.

Cristina: Which they do not. And they also make up laws, which I think is very strange.

Jack: Oh, well, here's the thing. People believe that other people don't know the laws. And a lot of the time they're completely right. And that if you just pretend, you know, maybe they'll.

Cristina: I think that. Yeah, that's really possible, I guess. Like, I don't know every single law, so maybe they will tell me something and I'm like, maybe I should look this up, because I don't know.

Jack: Yeah, but it should be. They should go in there and recite exactly which law. Oh, I know the law. Okay, which one is it?

Cristina: Which one is it?

Jack: You shattered the entire argument. Because they don't f****** know. They're making s*** up.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, just look it up. Which one is it? I'll look it up. You know it. Tell me which one to look for.

Cristina: Yeah, because the whole. I don't know, it's always something dumb like the law says you can't use the pool or something. Like you don't even work in this place. What are you talking about?

Jack: Yeah, like this is a pool that belongs to the facility. Do you know the facilities laws? And it says you can't use a pool. Then. Then why do they have a pool?

Cristina: Then why do they have a pool? Exactly. I don't know. There was one of don't play your guitar because it will bother the pigs. Like, what law is that? That's a crazy law.

Jack: It will bother the pigs.

Cristina: I feel like she said that the music was bothering her pigs. I don't know if that's what she said, but it sounds like maybe she.

Jack: Said it was bothering her.

Cristina: I'm so sure she said she mentioned her pigs.

Jack: That's weird.

Cristina: That is weird. Maybe I'm wrong. It's probably not her pigs. But if it is her poor pigs. I don't know. They don't like. What was it? I think it was guitar music or something. Yeah, it was bothering the piggies, but.

Jack: Yeah, maybe that's what she meant. I don't know. I gotta see it.

Cristina: It's weird. It's all weird. I don't know. And the Christians that argue for that. The. I don't know. I don't know who's trying to turn their kids gay. It's the government. But it's also Hollywood. But it's also. Everyone is trying to turn their kids gay.

Jack: Only Christians believe that.

Cristina: Only Christians believe that. Yeah, but that's still pretty weird to believe. That's not a weird idea. That. I don't know.

Jack: It depends on how the idea is presented. How is the idea presented?

Cristina: How is that idea presented? I don't know.

Jack: We explain what they said so that I understand why they think it's making them gay.

Cristina: I don't know why there's two. You know about the two gay. They were penguins and they couldn't have a baby. They were trying to hatch a rock like it was an egg, but it wasn't. So they gave them a real egg and now they have a family. It's them too. And the little girl. I mean, a girl penguin, two gay male penguins and a baby female Penguin. And someone wrote a kids book about it so that kids could have that book about their story. And they're like, they're trying to make it gay, I guess, normal for their kids or something. I don't know.

Jack: Why is making gay normal a problem though? Because it's evil to make gay normal?

Cristina: Yes, because gay isn't evil. Gay equals evil, I guess. Yeah, yeah. So if you're trying to make it normal, you're doing something evil. So whoever wrote that story is an evil person.

Jack: Here's what's interesting about that. This makes me wonder if the purpose of religion is to ensure population growth. Because a lot of things focus on that. Like the whole don't let women make choices, make women do what men want. Because now we have women making choices and men are just going to jail in mass. And not to say that men don't deserve to go to jail in mass. But there's less men to spread seeds, you know? Like it seems almost tactically meant, not maliciously, but rather like let's assure the species survival. Thus religion. Because gay bad. Because gay can't make children.

Cristina: But there's plenty of straight women right now that just don't want to have children.

Jack: That's 100% true. But also, women weren't allowed to read books because educated women don't want to have children.

Cristina: Oh, dumb.

Jack: Women have 7,000 children and they want that jump on welfare.

Cristina: But that's what the Christians want.

Jack: Yeah, but just keep reproducing. Even if half of them die, just keep making more.

Cristina: Just keep making more.

Jack: The world with people the way old God wanted that.

Cristina: He want that because he destroyed a bunch of people though. He destroyed cities.

Jack: Look, God destroyed anything and everything that was right. He drowned the world. Yes, but then you wonder what the world is if everything that ever happened involving God happened in like this, a three country radius. He drowned the world. Get the f*** out of here. He drowned a small, tiny little area.

Cristina: Okay, you think everyone outside of that area were alright?

Jack: Yeah, everybody was f****** fine.

Cristina: What? How do you know?

Jack: Because everything that happened in the Bible is focused in one region.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they wouldn't actually know if the rest of the world.

Jack: Yeah, there'd be no way to know. They didn't leave that area. They were just all secluded in one spot. And every interaction with God, the world was that one region.

Cristina: What about that boat? Like they must have looked for another place.

Jack: Then how would they know if everything is underwater? What could you look at to tell you you're going anywhere?

Cristina: But if everything Wasn't underwater. You said it was just that spot.

Jack: Right, Right, Right. They already believed everything was underwater as.

Cristina: Far as they can see the boat to like go any further. They just stayed in the hole.

Jack: Could they tell they're going anywhere?

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Let's. Let's follow your logic. Everything around you is underwater. Even if other parts of earth are not underwater, which direction is more stuff. If everything looks like it's underwater, I.

Cristina: Don'T go follow the birds. You go somewhere. You just don't stay there. I don't know.

Jack: So the birds decide they're gonna go west. But one. Your boat doesn't have a sail. And also wind is blowing east. How you can follow the birds.

Cristina: The boat doesn't have a sail. I don't know what the boat has. It doesn't have things to move.

Jack: It was just afloat.

Cristina: It was just a float. Okay.

Jack: And if water goes up.

Cristina: Yeah. It was just to keep them there.

Jack: Yeah. It wasn't like a giant wave came and pushed the boat anywhere. It was just like. It just kept raining. It was raining. It didn't. Like rivers didn't. Over there wasn't like a crazy storm that. No, it was just equal rain everywhere for 40 days and 40 nights. That's bringing the water level up and up and up and up and up. And everything is now underwater.

Cristina: Yes. And that boat was not to sail or anything. It was just to be there.

Jack: It was there.

Cristina: Even if.

Jack: Even if, in theory you could sail it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How are you gonna steer it? How are you gonna choose where to go? And where would you go? Which direction would you choose? And how do you know you're going that direction? You would just pick a spot and it's like that way. Is that north or east? I don't f****** know. It's that way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then if the boat turns gradually.

Cristina: How would you know?

Jack: How would you know? Because everything is underwater.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You'd have to wait until night to look at the North Star.

Cristina: Ah, well, maybe they should just have travel during night.

Jack: Everything is underwater.

Cristina: You got 40 days. Wait. Is it 40 days or 40 years?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: Whatever. A very long time on this boat. You got nothing else to do. What harm would it be to travel a little?

Jack: How.

Cristina: If it was a traveling boat. I don't know if they could. If they could travel in the boat.

Jack: Stick out tiny little paddles.

Cristina: Yes. Have the little. The alligators push them. There's only two, though. But.

Jack: So you see that image?

Cristina: Yes, I see it. And it's Confusing? Because that.

Jack: No, no, no, it's not confusing. You're confusing yourself. But I'll explain it after you talk. Go ahead and plead your case. I can prove you wrong.

Cristina: Okay. They're. They're in the edge of different continents, Right.

Jack: Those aren't established as continents yet, but. Okay.

Cristina: They're not continents.

Jack: Not yet.

Cristina: Not yet. How far back?

Jack: They weren't called continents yet.

Cristina: Whatever. The land masses. Okay, the land masses. Okay. And did those land masses disapp in this or is it just where they were at specifically that went underwater, you're saying? No.

Jack: Okay. What do you see in the center of where all this happened?

Cristina: I don't know. Water.

Jack: Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now it starts raining and doesn't stop raining.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What's going to happen to that water?

Cristina: There's going to be more water. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's going to start rising, right?

Jack: It's gonna just keep rising.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's kind of a bowl in there, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So the more, I don't know, the more everything gets buried.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And if in theory it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and you're close to the water part.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then that's already eaten everything you know of. And that's just gonna keep filling up farther and farther. Now, if you were to fill up a tub with water.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And you could fill it up in equal parts and you put a little paper boat in the middle. Don't turn on the faucet and push from the direction that the faucet's coming in, but rather water falling equally from everywhere on top down onto the tub. And the tub starts gradually coming up, the boat is going to stay in the middle. In the middle.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So assuming the boat was inside of this general radius that we're looking at where everything took place. Right. It's directly below the Roman Empire that we are seeing these people's boat. We're right. Like, what is this? Like east of the Greek Empire? Is that what we're looking at? More or less.

Cristina: A little part of Egypt in there, Syria, Armenia.

Jack: Because we got to basically look, we're dead center between Europe, Africa and the Middle East. That's really what's happening here. So we're in West Asia, South Europe and North Africa region. The water in between, that is what we're assuming is coming upwards.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So valleys and all that crap. As water comes up, you're closer to the water. In this instance, the water starts coming up, pushing you up, starting to bury the mountains. But because the water happens for 40 days and 40 nights. It keeps building. So everything around you keeps getting buried. Keeps getting buried. So the water actually rises to the height of mountains because you're in a bowl.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: So by the time it covers the peaks of mountains, you're higher than mountains at a distance that get sucked up by the curvature of the earth.

Cristina: So you think everything is covered.

Jack: You look in every direction. The curvature of the earth has swallowed. The only way it wouldn't work is if the world was flat. In which case the water level coming up would mean you can see other things. So interesting enough, the argument of Noah's Ark beats the argument of flat earth. They cannot be happening at the same time. They're mutually exclusive. Because if the water did in fact come up this high and the earth was flat, you would have seen the other parts of the earth. Because the earth was not drowned itself, but your region was drowned. Everything that happened.

Cristina: But people who read the Bible think the whole thing was drowned.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes. That's completely wrong and provably wrong. Because everything that happened in the Bible took place in this small region between these three giant continents. So it's in between Europe, Asia and Africa. In not touching all of them. It's just a small region in the middle of them. That's it. Like something that today in a car you could traverse in two days.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Is the whole world back then?

Cristina: That's pretty crazy.

Jack: That's all. That's what they called Earth.

Cristina: I was.

Jack: Earth was a two day car ride.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Everything that existed in all of time to them happened in a two day car rides distance. And if the Earth is flat, then you would immediately be able to see mountains in the distance.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: But the Earth isn't flat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So after the waters pushed you over your own mountains, it looks like s***. Just disappears over the horizon. There's nothing that way. The world is drowned. Everything is underwater. But they weren't taking into account the fact that the world is not flat.

Cristina: It's not everything.

Jack: It's not everything. There's things over the horizon you cannot see.

Cristina: So this boat could not move. It's just in the middle of water.

Jack: I don't believe the ark had a sail.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Or a way to steer.

Cristina: Or a way to steer. It was just there to keep them alive.

Jack: Yeah. It was just something to stay afloat.

Cristina: All right. I don't know how the boat was also.

Jack: They couldn't. I believe they couldn't look out. They were just to be inside the.

Cristina: Boat with no windows or anything.

Jack: You Can't.

Cristina: How did they survive?

Jack: Just 40 days.

Cristina: That's not so bad.

Jack: That's not that bad. It's a month.

Cristina: It's a month.

Jack: So they didn't really need to, like, eat an absorbent amount of animals.

Cristina: No, it was like, maybe they didn't need animals. You could just have something fresh to eat.

Jack: You could just keep, like, an extra chicken.

Cristina: An extra chicken? What if they can only have two of everything or the boat drowns or something?

Jack: I doubt that they could. They probably had, like, an extra chicken and, like, an extra duck or something.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Also, we. I guess the boat technically had one of every animal.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the argument would be again, there. When we think one of every animal.

Cristina: In the world, it was two of every animal.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Two of every animal in the world. So it had two of every animal in the world. When we're thinking all the animals in the world, we're thinking the whole world.

Cristina: But you're saying it's animals from that location.

Jack: Yeah. And specifically the ones they knew of.

Cristina: Yes. And in some interpretations, it's three of each animals, I think. So that makes even more sense because they can eat that extra animal.

Jack: Yeah. But now they have way too many. This unnecessary space taken.

Cristina: Maybe they're greedy. I don't know.

Jack: But assuming three, right?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Three of each one or. No, two of each one. Just two of each one.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Then we also have to keep in mind that they didn't know genetic differences back then. So it's like a wolf and a dog. They're both a dog, so only one can stay. So you're gonna. You know. You get my point. So it's not like a big variety. It's more like two of every species.

Cristina: Oh, that's sad.

Jack: No races within species. Just two of every species.

Cristina: There's no way that they were checking exactly what animals.

Jack: There's no way they could know.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: To them, every variant of a dog is a dog.

Cristina: Yeah. And the bird is a bird.

Jack: All birds. They're all birds are just birds.

Cristina: That's so many.

Jack: Yeah. So they didn't really have, like, chickens and ducks and.

Cristina: No. It would have to be the chicken or the duck.

Jack: Yeah, it's like the same s***. They look slightly different, but that's like a retarded chicken or something.

Cristina: Well, what about horse and a mule? They would have taken both. Right. Because they're both helpful.

Jack: They probably think it's the same s***.

Cristina: So I would take.

Jack: It's probably like, this is a small horse. That's a big horse.

Cristina: Yes. Let's take the small horse.

Jack: Probably a small horse. You know, more room. Yeah, take the small horses. Those horses are too big. We'll take these small horses. Makes funny noises, but, you know, it does the same s***.

Cristina: Yeah, it's more helpful, I guess. I don't know.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it kind of makes sense. Fair enough.

Cristina: They were debating about, like, which of these animals are going to.

Jack: And, like, of course they didn't have, like, lions. Where the f*** you getting lions from? There's no lions in the desert.

Cristina: I don't know. In the pictures they put lions.

Jack: I know, but they also put in, like, giraffes.

Cristina: Yeah, they're all zoo animals.

Jack: Where in the desert is there a giraffe? When have you seen a giraffe in the Middle East? That's from the savannas of Africa.

Cristina: That's not on the tippy top, because that's what they're. That was part of. No, that was Egypt. Egypt doesn't have.

Jack: Egypt also does not have giraffes.

Cristina: They would have camels.

Jack: They would have camels. That would make sense.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Actually, it's unlikely they had horses out there. No, I guess they might have had Turkmani horses. That's fair.

Cristina: We might have horses.

Jack: They might have had horses. Yeah.

Cristina: And actually, instead of dogs, it would be. What are those awful animals?

Jack: Hyenas and s***. Those aren't dogs. They don't look like dogs.

Cristina: They don't look like dogs?

Jack: No. They look like some sort of demon.

Cristina: Yeah, they do. I don't know. I feel like they'd maybe not take those, even if they're the only kind, like, who'd want to take that on the boat. There'd be nothing on the boat.

Jack: There'd be nothing on the boat. That thing is going to. You're not going to trap the hyena. It's going to, one, outsmart you and two, eat everything, including you. So, like, they probably. There was definitely exceptions, but also, there were probably no hyenas there. No desert hyenas are also savannah. There's a lot of things we're thinking are.

Cristina: That are not.

Jack: Are there. That are just, like, African savannas?

Cristina: Oh, man. How many animals are in the desert?

Jack: It's not just a desert. It's the Middle East. Yeah, it's like, not. Most of Africa's greenery is in the Middle East.

Cristina: There are at least cows on this boat.

Jack: Yes. I think cows are global.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. I think we domesticated cows pretty early.

Cristina: No lions.

Jack: No lions. There's no. That wouldn't make sense. Now, what's interesting is the Bible's interpretations say lions, but when the. Before it's translated, when you look at these people talking about the original text, lying is one of the things that was never mentioned. That's why the Hebrews don't like to translate the Old Testament, because there's a lot of bullshit that goes on. And the original thing was not suggesting lions. It was some other different desert animal.

Cristina: Oh, okay, so they weren't lions. No, but they were mentioning real animals. They were mentioning real animals, not non real animals. I mean, like, not that lions are not real animals, but just not from there.

Jack: Yeah, that happened later when translations were made.

Cristina: We just decided to have some fun with it.

Jack: Yeah. We added things that we know exist throughout the world.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Lions, though Lions were not mentioned in the original Hebrew text.

Cristina: Yeah, no, I mean, like, why would we pick lions?

Jack: We picked everything, I guess. Again, you will see picture books and it'll show you a giraffe. Why?

Cristina: How.

Jack: How is there a giraffe on the ark?

Cristina: It's really tall. Arc. I don't know. Oh, no. I guess that would mean they'd have windows for their necks. I don't know how they would have giraffes.

Jack: It doesn't make sen. There's just dumb s*** we added to the translations. It doesn't make any sense. But for them, that's the whole world.

Cristina: That's a small, whole world.

Jack: That is a very small world. And everything that ever took place in the Bible happened in this one region, which then brings even further into question God. Right. So, okay, okay, okay. So one ark disproves flat earth, or flat earth disproves the ark. One is destroying the other. They're mutually exclusive. You can't have them both.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Second, everything that ever happened with God happened in a region perhaps smaller than 1% of the Earth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: This is such a strong argument.

Cristina: Multiple gods for multiple gods.

Jack: You're telling me that this guy's total reach was only this one place? And it's all taking place way later than the Greek empire. Much, much, much later. Much later than the Greek empire that stood. So Zeus was around way longer and had a greater reach than Jehovah. Who wants to claim he is the one and only God?

Cristina: How big was that area? Was that even that big empire? Yeah. Was that really that big? Like, what if we looked at all these empires that are not that big? Like, is there any really that big?

Jack: Okay, so looking at this, you can see that the Greek empire is actually a little further East. It's taking up some similar areas, but it's the eastern part. While the Roman Empire is the dead.

Cristina: Center, it's hard to tell which one is the bigger because there's like four different empires we're looking at.

Jack: It looks like collectively the Greek Empire is significantly larger than the Roman Empire. Like, it looks significantly larger because you can see that the lake at the center is way smaller when you're looking at the Greek Empire. And the map is already larger, so it should be that the water is also bigger. So we have a larger map than the Roman Empire. And the Roman Empire has the lake expanded, and you can still see the entire Roman Empire surrounding the water.

Cristina: The Roman looks like the smallest, though.

Jack: Yeah. The Roman is circling the entirety of the lake in the middle, while the Greek Empire is to the east of this lake.

Cristina: Then there's the Babylonian one and the Middle Persian. Those looks pretty big.

Jack: It's funny because the Babylonian Empire, I guess, is predating the Greek Empire. Is that correct?

Cristina: Doesn't have a timeline on these pictures.

Jack: It has for the Babylonian. I can't actually see where it says it for the Greek Empire, but it's significantly smaller and it's actually within the Greek Empire. You can see if you look over here, this part is the Babylonian Empire. That's what we're seeing up here. So it's just this piece right here. So the Greek Empire s******* on the Babylonian Empire by quite a bit. And then following the. In order, we can say that first is.

Cristina: That's got to be the biggest, right?

Jack: No, it's in order because this stops right here. This is that part.

Cristina: This is further up. No, that's up to here. This is.

Jack: This is that. This is that. And then it stretches downward for how long?

Cristina: Okay, yes.

Jack: So we have the Babylonian Empire being the large, the smallest, then the Persian Empire being the second largest, then the Roman Empire being the third largest, and then the Greek Empire being a colossal monster by comparison.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Or you can say, distribution wise, that the Roman Empire and the Greek Empire are roughly the same. Okay, so Zeus, Jehovah, all these people are just basically in the same region.

Cristina: So it's just religions fighting for the same spot.

Jack: They're fighting for the same spot. What they consider the entire world was one tiny little spot.

Cristina: It really was. Okay, it was.

Jack: It was just one area.

Cristina: It's not even a battle of religions. This is a battle of books.

Jack: It's a battle of books. They're all trying to force each other's beliefs onto one another. What it's not even like anything particularly amazing. It's really, really small area compared to the world activity compared to the world.

Cristina: Yeah. And everyone else had their own thing anyway.

Jack: Yeah. So we're talking that while these people are over here doing this whole f****** mess, Shinto happened.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And people are over there believing in nature and spiritualism in the Native American tribes happened. And they're also thinking that the land is talking to them. And alive. We have Norse mythology coming in kind of late because Norse mythology comes after Greek mythology by quite a substantial amount. It's like 3,000 years before Norse mythology. And we know that the Greek Empire and the Roman Empire were kind of going head to head. Right. This is a weird, f***** up mess of s*** happening in the same area. And they called it the world.

Cristina: And they called it the world. That's the important thing.

Jack: Yes. They called it the world.

Cristina: Yes. So are these it?

Jack: It seems like, in my opinion, there were a lot of angry demigod brothers and they were like, this is my dirt. No, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

Cristina: They were all fighting for the same.

Jack: Dirt or there's no such thing as a f****** God. And a bunch of people had just bunch of different explanations to how everything happened. There was probably one origin story, and considering that the oldest one of all of these is Greek mythology, they probably all just stole that s***.

Cristina: I don't know. Is that the oldest in the world or you're just saying in this area.

Jack: In that area.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's the oldest in that.

Cristina: In that area. All right.

Jack: It's creating the world, all that. No, no, Again, their world is that area.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They don't know that there's anything else to them. This is all that has ever existed.

Cristina: And that's what their books are telling.

Jack: Them that their stories are. Yeah. Their books are telling them about justice area and that this is everything and that God only exists here.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Maybe it's even telling them if they. The people who do live on the edge, and they're like, wait, that way is everybody? What the f*** is that way? The books are probably telling them outside of God's land is h*** or some s*** like that, you know?

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: You don't dare leave the sacred land, else you face demons and whatever.

Cristina: And then they were like, we're gonna do that, though. That's how St. Patrick's came to be. He wanted to fight those demons.

Jack: That is so later.

Cristina: That is so later.

Jack: That is way later.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: We're talking way at the start. This is like BC type Of s***.

Cristina: Oh, that is way.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You talking about some s*** that happened a couple of days ago. St. Patrick was just recent as f***. That guy was like what, 300 years ago maybe. Mmm, that might be a stretch. He might have been like 200 years ago.

Cristina: 200.

Jack: St. Patrick wasn't that long ago, was he? Holy s***. No, St. Patrick's was. He was in the deep end, bro. Wait, so come on. Oh, s***. He's from the Roman.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Okay, so then. Yo, they were blatantly lying to their people, bro. They were blatantly lying to their people. How the f***? You both have. Everything that's ever happened, related to God only happened in this one little bubble. And St. Patrick is like, also, I know there's people up there in like Europe.

Cristina: They know about those people then.

Jack: What, they're all demons or something in there?

Cristina: Yes, that's why he went over there.

Jack: So wait, wait, wait. He didn't think those were people?

Cristina: No, he thought those are people worshiping demons and stuff. Like all the whatever gods they are, those are just the devil and. Yeah.

Jack: So they were friends. Definitely aware of other. Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: Of course they knew everyone else had religions and all those religions were led by the devil, I guess.

Jack: This is so crazy because you're telling me, dude, this is like right after Jesus. This is right after Jesus. Oh, that. It's like there are all. Everything's already mega pop. The Earth has already been fully populated. That's hardcore. That's beating all these f****** arguments of everything started here. That's kind of impossible at this point.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If the earth is 5,000 years old one, that means we're starting with the Greek Empire. That is only 3,000 years BC. So we're starting at the Greek Empire. So arguably they've got the universe started right there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Then Zeus is right. By your own Bible. Zeus made everything.

Cristina: If we got to go with that timeline.

Jack: Yeah. If we're going by the 5,000 year old timeline. Zeus, not Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh. Ow.

Jack: Yeah. Because Jehovah came. The Bible talks about Jehovah creating everything, but even the stories in the Bible's Old Testament are happening thousands of years after the creation. So.

Cristina: Yeah. So the only part that's happening is the creation story and then it starts way in the future.

Jack: It starts where there's people and crap.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, okay.

Jack: Like Adam and eve was not 3000 BC.

Cristina: No.

Jack: That would be crazy, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Okay, okay. This angered me. This. Okay, okay, let's break down the logic of the Christian Bible right now. According to Christians, the Earth at this moment, according to Bible, the Old Testament and the New Testament and all the data that they are extracting, I say all loosely at this point, the earth is 6,000 years old. Okay, in the ballpark I was assuming about 5,000, but you know, I'm a thousand years off. Whatever. So the Earth is Greek mythology, old and about. That's it. That's it. Just Greek mythology old, according to the Christian Bible. But also the Earth and everything in the universe. Yeah, and everything in the universe that age, somehow. Somehow according to the Bible, Adam and Eve are 10,000 years ago. So we had 4,000 years of Adam and Eve and then Earth, I guess. So not only does that make zero f****** sense.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: But that is entirely based on them existing during the Mesolithic era. Not following the logic of the Bible, science.

Cristina: The science.

Jack: Because science goes ahead and tests them, you know, human DNA to see where the beginning of DNA evolution crosses over to our current genealogy. And that's where things get a little fuzzy because it suggests that somewhere between 120,000 to 156,000 years ago would be the birth. So there's a ginormous f****** discrepancy between Adam and Eve and humans gene evolving into human as there is today. So science is just saying, no f****** way. Like 9,000 years. We have been what we are for too long by that point.

Cristina: Yeah. And unless they're not the first humans.

Jack: That would be the first humans, which would make perfect sense if we had somebody around the time of Jesus, which is not that far from the creation of time, travel way the f*** away from where everything is allegedly taking place, and see nothing but other people.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: That would make, you know, f****** sense. That would be just logical.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Who knew? That would be just logical that maybe humans have been around long enough to spread. So when you leave the place where you think everything is taking place, you see people.

Cristina: See people. Like, what do you mean?

Jack: When he went to Europe.

Cristina: When he went to Europe, Yeah. Wait, you talk about St. Patrick now.

Jack: St. Patrick goes to Europe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And he sees people.

Jack: That's because they're needed to be people giving birth to people.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Thus there must have been people.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: Hence there must have been people there. Yes, yes. So people ahead of people equaled people being there to begin with. Not just I traveled out and saw. Unless by their understanding the universe and other gods. Man, they had to believe in other gods. They had to believe in other gods. That's the only way. Because they believe God made their understanding of the world. And then he travels out and he sees other people that weren't made by God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Those people are sinners. They weren't made by God.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And they're worshiping other things, other gods. And God himself says, you hold no other gods before me.

Cristina: I definitely know there's other gods and you should know.

Jack: At some point it got twisted and turned. I'm assuming Christianity did it. Christianity killed the other gods. Not literally killed them, but they tried to suppress the existence of other gods because Old Testament God is fully aware of that. There are other gods.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah.

Jack: It's New Testament God. That's just. No, there isn't.

Cristina: And that's when Christianity is from. So, yeah, they decided. No, they just decided.

Jack: Which is interesting because the Jews are kind of agnostic to some degree with a lot of things. Like there's the. The Orthodox Jews, but the, like, well established version of Judaism has a very agnostic, well, kind of attitude to a lot of things. Things like heaven and h*** and like that.

Cristina: They're like, I don't know, what about multiple gods? Are they like.

Jack: I'm thinking the logic behind it is the God that made us is the God we worship.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And if there are other gods, too bad they didn't make us.

Cristina: Yeah. That's just pretty simple rule. We follow him.

Jack: Simple. Very logical, man. The Jews understand the juicer, right? Aren't they, like, they've got it at least. Maybe not as to whether there is a God or there are gods or if that's even the right path of thinking. But their approach to God makes perfect sense. Anything that's beyond our comprehension. We're not gonna pretend we know. Which the Christians love to do. They have all the assumptions.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The Jews are like, I don't know, evil.

Cristina: And we need to destroy it.

Jack: Yeah. Jews don't. Like, I don't. Maybe you go to h***, dude. I don't know. That's. I don't know who told you that.

Cristina: That's why they're Christian number one enemy.

Jack: Yeah. 100%.

Cristina: Their attitude is so different.

Jack: Yeah. They're chill. They're like, it is what it is.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Like, when we die, we'll find out. Yeah, well, yeah.

Cristina: And they're like, no. They're bullying everyone. Like, no. You do know what happens. Fire.

Jack: Yo. It's crazy, right? That's nuts. So they. It's nuts. It's nuts because everybody. The. The one fault they all have is they're pretending that everything took place in one spot. Then again, maybe the Jews Weren't doing that. That sounds very Christian to me, that the Christians are like, you know, the world got drowned. But it's like, you know, things where.

Cristina: That's why they don't try the translation thing.

Jack: The translation.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yes. And also, we know that the flood didn't actually mean flood because that was added in the translation.

Cristina: That did. Yeah.

Jack: That was part of the translation. I mean, we. We looked at this before. We had gone through this. We never talked about it on the show. But you and I have personally gone through this before. That. That is not actually in the Hebrew Bible. It's not in the Hebrew text. Scriptures do not talk about a flood in that way.

Cristina: How many things, though, were. Do people think are there that aren't really there?

Jack: A lot. The problem is people don't learn Hebrew and then go read the thing. They trans. They trust somebody's translation.

Cristina: They trust somebody. They're not even reading the Bible.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Pastor. Reading into them.

Jack: So there's an easy way to break apart what's happening between Judaism, Christianity, that. Until now, that I've thought about how ridiculous the Christian branch of this is. And I've always knew it was ridiculous, but it always just gets more ridiculous when you think about it, which is Christianity is a hundred percent a religion without philosophy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Judaism is equal parts religion and philosophy.

Cristina: And what about other religions? Are they also with their own philosophies or.

Jack: Many times they try to offer philosophy at least. And we know things like Shinto and Buddhism are purely philosophical with total lacks of religion.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So there are many different aspects to this. And we know Judaism might be the most balanced version or a spectrum. Yeah. Because there's definitely ways of thinking about spirituality without having to have faith included and without having to have ritual included. Thus you have spiritual philosophy, then you have a combination of spiritual philosophy and religious tradition. And then you have spiritual religion, which is Christianity, actually, minus the spiritualism.

Cristina: They like to use the word spirit.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Spiritual.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're not inclusive, while Jews kind of are like, you know, it is what it is. It's just one God. Like, I'm not gonna judge you for not following the God. You do what you got to do. But I'm gonna follow the God because I believe he made me.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: While Christians are like, you're going to f****** h***, bruh. Because you ain't following what I believe.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's like, whoa, dude.

Cristina: Going to h***. And stop turning my kids gay.

Jack: Yeah. Stop turning all the kids gay, man. Are the people who believe the frogs are turning Gay Christian, too.

Cristina: Of course they. The same person.

Jack: Like, basically the idea here is if you believe in a conspiracy theory that seems to be completely absurd, you might.

Cristina: Be Christian, she might be Christian, Might be.

Jack: Because Christianity is a conspiracy. It's the conspiracy.

Cristina: It's the biggest conspiracy of all. Of all. Yes.

Jack: It's lying to the people as to how big Earth was. Lying to the people about how long Earth has been around. It's lying to people about what happens after death. It's lying to people about what God wants. It's lying to people about how God wants it.

Cristina: It's lying to people about. I don't know. I guess today the government, celebrities, everyone's against you, everyone's an enemy. Everyone's trying to turn a kid gay. Except for the pastor, obviously.

Jack: The only one who's. He's trying.

Cristina: He's.

Jack: He's the only innocent one.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You gotta understand, Christina, you're. You're thinking of.

Cristina: He's the one that's telling them that this is happening.

Jack: Yes. Look, he. His hands have been purified by God himself.

Cristina: So when he touches those kids, when.

Jack: He touches those kids, it's not gay and it's not a sin. He's purifying childex so that when. So when they. Their wives in the future, they are their wives with purified dicks that are going to have sinless children so long as they don't have premarital sex after their. Their. Their child dicks touch priests hands.

Cristina: Can you say those two words together?

Jack: Child dicks and priests hands.

Cristina: Yes. It's so horrible.

Jack: Yeah. This is the reality of the matter. Christians truly believe that when a pastor puts a little child willy in his mouth, he's making this child more innocent. And the reason the kid is scarred in the future as a result is because he's been so purified, the demons are working their way out. And we're witnessing that happen. Christianity.

Cristina: And there's also priests that are like, oh, if the child's confused, don't give him to LGBT members because then they'll confuse them even more.

Jack: You give them to the priest who usually deals with kids like this anyways.

Cristina: Nah. He wants them to go to Christian families to turn them straight.

Jack: No, you gotta take. You gotta take your kid and be like, look, so you're telling. You're telling me your kid is showing signs of wanting to touch other people's privates. I know exactly how to solve this problem. You need to trust the church with your child and leave him here. We're gonna purify him. And the first thing the priest. The priest does is tell the kid, look, my d*** is God's d***, and you like touching dicks. So by touching my d***, you're gonna reverse your love of dicks. And as a result, you're gonna be cured. You just gotta touch my d*** the way you touch their dicks and you know, magic. Magic that's so horrible, it's like rubbing a magic bottle.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You're gonna rub until the genie comes out. And when the genie comes out, you're gonna watch me start speaking in tongues and shudder as the spirit of God enters my body. And you know at that moment that you've done the right thing and you are not.

Cristina: I'm God is the difference of those. God is people who are possessed. They seem almost the same.

Jack: I don't know, maybe they're like in. You know, it's like those people who. They believe, oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack. And they believe it so viscerally that they have a heart attack.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like these people who are over here, like, the spirit of God is in me. They believe it so much that it. They're. To them, it's happening.

Cristina: Yeah, but it looks a lot like a person.

Jack: An o*****. Well, maybe that's the feeling they believe is happening.

Cristina: I was thinking of someone who's possessed. Like the whole speaking in tongues thing and whatever. Aren't they speaking and stuff?

Jack: That is kind of diabolical, right? That goes up there with the. The whole. Eating flesh, drinking blood, making sacrifices even. I love that meme of lamb's blood because it tells God which are the right kids to kill.

Cristina: Horrible.

Jack: Yeah, but like all of that weird s***, you know that, like, God is pretty diabolical when you think about it. But then God shows up and he enters your body and the first thing you do is sound like a demon, Bro, maybe. Maybe we're wrong about what we think Christianity is and we're over here accusing these people. You guys worship Satan. And it's like, is Satan calling everybody else Satan?

Cristina: Is it? Yeah.

Jack: He's just running around saying, I'm God, you're Satan. But it's like, no, bro, but. But you. You kill the children. You wanted first you needed an animal sacrifice. F*** that guy's crops. You needed blood. So, yeah, f*** it if they kill each other. I like your dead animal more.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Also, I need you.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: To drink blood. And I need you to eat flesh. Also, I'm gonna eat your firstborn. I'm gonna just show up the houses and Kill.

Cristina: First born a bloody X on my door.

Jack: Yes, you. If you already sacrifice an animal for me, then I'm not gonna kill your kid. But if you don't want to kill the animal, well, I'm gonna kill the kid.

Cristina: That's cool.

Jack: And like, you know, when I enter your body, never mind the fact that you scream in tongues and your voice gets deep and you shudder and you speak backwards and stuff, it's by no means that I'm the devil. No, no, no, no, no. That's just what it sounds like when I'm around to try and trying to confuse you, man. You're gonna who? You're gonna listen to me. Have you ever seen the devil? I. I have. I know what he is, and it's not me. I'm God.

Cristina: What does the level look like? Is he the lizard person?

Jack: He's the snake. He's. He's just blaming. He's just picked a f****** random thing. He's like, that's. That's the devil that things. The devil's like, bro, isn't that just a snake? No, no, no, it's the devil. I'm telling you. You're gonna question me. I'm God. That's the devil. But where'd you even come from, bro? Day? Are you questioning me?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And the snake is like, bro, just eat the f****** fruit and you're gonna know truth. Just f****** eat the fruit, bro. He's like, no, that's the devil.

Cristina: How did that snake move that snake, though?

Jack: And then that snake ate the fruit. And he was like, d***, that's a devil, ain't he? I gotta tell these people to eat that fruit, bro. And he's like, no, no, that's the devil. Don't you listen to that stupid snake. They did eat the fruit.

Cristina: That's ridiculous.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: They were taken. They got caught in the act.

Cristina: Did they?

Jack: Maybe you have to finish the whole fruit.

Cristina: How do you know they got caught in the act? I don't know.

Jack: The story says in the Bible they were caught eating the fruit.

Cristina: I don't know. No, they. She was caught giving it to him, so she probably ate more than him.

Jack: Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. I don't remember this clearly. It's been a while.

Cristina: But first Eve, she took. She ate the apple. Then she was like, oh, my gosh, this is awesome. I should show this to Adam.

Jack: Interesting. Did Adam bite the fruit or did he grab the fruit? I don't remember if he actually. He bit. Right. He at least took a little bit.

Cristina: He had to.

Jack: But they didn't eat the whole fruit. It should have been a whole fruit for you. A whole fruit for you. Knowledge. They were stopped just in time to not be able to tell that God is the devil.

Cristina: You think if they ate enough, they would have tell.

Jack: They would have seen that it's the tree of knowledge. The information that this being does not want them to have is in the one tree that he said you cannot eat from.

Cristina: Mm, sorry. Disturbing.

Jack: And then from that point forward, he wants sacrifices or he's gonna kill your children and you have to eat flesh and you have to drink blood. And anytime he's inside of your. You're gonna behave like a demon has possessed you.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And thus the story of how God came to be.

Cristina: So he's some kind of demon.

Jack: He's some kind of demon. He might be actually the devil. Christianity itself, not Judaism.

Cristina: And some of those stories are Jew.

Jack: The original Old Testament is Judaism. Yes.

Cristina: But some of the stuff that God wanted, all those things that was from the first book too. That was specifically the first book, is when God was asking for things and everything.

Jack: Interesting, interesting.

Cristina: The second one, he's not really.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. God is taking a vacation or something. Interesting. Here's my question about that. Because, okay, the Jews are following the devil, which is the same God that the Christians believe they're also following later. But then God became Jesus. And then we killed Jesus.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Did God really die? And we're like, no, he's still there, but it's like, bro, he kind of hasn't been around since, like. Like we were saying he was God. And then we killed him. And then there was kind of like no more God stuff happening ever again.

Cristina: Maybe he was tired of this. He was like, okay, I'm over this.

Jack: You think it was suicide? Like, he was like, I know they're going to kill me, but f*** it.

Cristina: Yes. I think that was a go. He's like, yeah, I know I'm going.

Jack: To have a short life, but interesting, interesting. We're like, we killed Jesus and that purified our sins. Right? So God becomes Jesus, and him knowing he's gonna be killed. In being killed, his goodness gets spread it just everywhere, all at once. I guess we'd have to blow him up.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We need, like, dynamite inside Jesus in order to spread his.

Cristina: So you destroyed him the wrong way.

Jack: We destroyed him the wrong way.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Because his goodness needs to spread out. It needs to rain upon the Innocent bystander to washing.

Cristina: So God was a demon and then he became a human because he was tired of messing with us and he let us kill him because he knew that's how it was gonna end.

Jack: Or. Or whoa, what is it? Whoa. Maybe God was a demon. That's. That checks out really hard. That checks out real hard. But Jesus wasn't.

Cristina: He's not related.

Jack: No, but the demon convinced him he was. He was just a f****** kid, bro. He was just a kid.

Cristina: But then why. Why was that the last prank or whatever?

Jack: Because that was the actual God that nobody ever saw. Let's. Let's rewind back to the beginning. He didn't make Adam. He didn't make Eve. We've already established that. It kind of seems like there's not just Jehovah, but others.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: And that chances are Jehovah himself was put. Yeah, he was put in the garden. He didn't make the garden. He didn't know how the garden worked.

Cristina: There was a creature in the garden.

Jack: There was a creature in the garden. We called him God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And he somehow stopped whatever the other thing that was meant to watch over things was and trapped that thing.

Cristina: And you're saying that thing is Jesus?

Jack: That thing is Jesus. Or he turned that thing into Jesus so that it was pure goodness. And his joke was you're gonna go down there and die like the things you made.

Cristina: He somehow tricked the thing over him.

Jack: No.

Cristina: Or some other things like him.

Jack: Other thing like him.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: He's Loki and Loki has his Thor.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so the Thor in this case is who we think we're referring to when we say Jehovah. But actually we're talking about Loki, who's the entire Old Testament and all the crazy s*** that happened and the want for sacrifices and you drink blood and you do this and you do that. And I'm gonna eat your firstborn because. Haha.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Right? And then Jesus happens, but Jesus is really just whatever the h*** was really supposed to be here first. That he somehow stopped from doing his job. And then as his last haha, f*** you turned him into Jesus immortal that's gonna be murdered.

Cristina: So they end.

Jack: Dipped.

Cristina: They both dipped though. Or he really died. Whatever that other.

Jack: Yeah, he really died. He just like stripped him of power and made him human. He's like, here you go.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then just like, I got your power and I got my power and I'm out, cuz. This is boring now. Yeah, I've been doing this for like 3,000 years. Mount.

Cristina: Guys, I don't know, cuz Jesus was supporting him through the whole thing.

Jack: Jesus had no idea.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Jesus was born a normal person.

Cristina: So the thing. So there was a thing in Jesus?

Jack: No, no, no, no, no. Jesus was the other thing.

Cristina: But he didn't know that.

Jack: He didn't know that. He lost his powers. He lost his memory. He was wiped out. He was turned into a mortal.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: It's like if you were to take one of the Greek gods powers, you.

Cristina: Could turn into mortal and erase their memories and everything.

Jack: Yeah, just. You are now just born. You were born from day one.

Cristina: Alright?

Jack: You're not born and you're just like Benjamin Button, just talking English and s***. Full knowledge and crap.

Jack: No, he was a hundred percent just a kid.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then we killed him.

Cristina: And then we killed him. Then that's the end of the story.

Jack: The end.

Cristina: Yeah, that sounds right. I don't know.

Jack: Seems legit, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How interesting. I'm way too fascinated by the fact that. More than definitely, like there's more than one 99% chance Jehovah's the devil. Or a demon at least.

Cristina: Demon. A demigod. A demigod could be evil. Yeah, it's neutral.

Jack: It's neutral. So he's not omniscient anything, it's just some other being that makes like he's bad sometimes.

Cristina: Yeah, but they're all bad sometimes.

Jack: Yeah, like Zeus will murder people.

Cristina: F*** yeah.

Jack: They do stuff.

Cristina: He fits.

Jack: That fits. And he loves sacrifices. So did Zeus. They love sacrifices. They all love f****** s***. Sacrifice and murder to them and crap. I'm gonna kill your firstborns. Or you kill a goat. You kill a goat. Give me some blood. Or you.

Cristina: I'm going like a prank or something. Like it's all just like haha. What can we convince them to do? That's so dumb.

Jack: No, I think it's about loyalty.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I think it's. You're gonna kill the goat to prove to me that you believe me and that you follow. Well not believe me because you know I'm here, but that you follow me.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Or I kill your kid.

Cristina: Harsh. Okay. Simple loyalty. Loyalty about loyalty, demi thing.

Jack: Zeus also loves loyalty. It's about loyalty. And he will murder over loyalty.

Cristina: Yeah, they all have their temples and whatever.

Jack: Yep, yep, yep. 100% fascinating man. Does argument for a twisted, psychotic, Loki esque demigod is like real hard on that.

Cristina: I think that's the winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Especially when people have the spirit of God. You basically just became the Exorcist.

Cristina: Yes, I don't know, it lasts so much shorter that they're like, it's. It's fine. I don't know.

Jack: It's weird with normalize, huh? Anyways, running out of time here, but if you guys enjoyed this conversation, there are a copious amount that. Of conversations of this exact type and nature here on the podcast you can find many, many, many. And we're basically just refining some thoughts we've had. But we've never really discussed how tiny the area in which everything in the Bible takes place.

Cristina: Like, it's so ridiculous.

Jack: So small you could drive across that s*** in a day. That's crazy.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: Yeah, that's. That's everywhere God and Zeus were.

Cristina: And somehow Adam and Eve were created before the world was.

Jack: The world is 6,000 years old, but Adam and are 10,000 years old. So resolve that, Christians. Anyways, you can find all that additional stuff where we talk about how much we love God and Jehovah and, you know, this is the Christian podcast where we just talk about how much faith and love we have in God. So, you know, you can find all that stuff on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts, really.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @JustConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And don't forget to rate, review. Subscribe all of the above to the podcast. You know, subscribe to podcast, obviously, if this is your first episode, make sure to subscribe so you get all the new ones. Make sure to leave us a rating based on whether you liked what you heard, whether you were informed. Are you woker now?

Cristina: Are you woker? Are you Put some cross emojis in there?

Jack: Actually, no. Put a goat and then. Oh, yeah, I guess you put a little X. Put a little X right after you put a goat emoji, because you kill the goats and they put a child. So you put a goat, you put an X, and then you put a little kid at the end.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Jack: And then that'll tell us that you. You listen to the episode.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Should we start posting these with those?

Cristina: That would be so cool. Yes, that makes sense. Yes. Awesome. Yeah, Our reviews are gonna be covered in random emojis.

Jack: Yeah, man, that's dope. And yeah, so make sure to put.

Cristina: Coast with that stuff and let someone who might like this show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is the most overpowered thing that exists in all of the universe. And apparently the universe is, like, 300 miles. So, yes, you know, like, whatever.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye. Weird. Let's go. Are they jumping through pictures? How are they coming to us?

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: They're not, like, from this, are they?

Jack: No. This is an interesting point. This is a very interesting point that you bring up, because then the question is, are we to think of heaven like a painting? Like, is it this other space that is not? Like, it's the painting in the Roadrunner in Wile E. Coyote situation?

Cristina: I feel like we're the painting. I would have imagined heaven to be a gallery of paintings.

Jack: Oh, f***. See, here's the problem. Here's a problem with that.

Cristina: What?

Jack: You're assuming that. Well, in any case, what God are you talking about? That's which version of heaven. If you're referring to, like, Jehovah heaven, then why would it be a gallery and not just a now?

Cristina: A now?

Jack: Like, they have one moment the same way we have one moment. They share one moment. Yes, God exists always and forever, but also we are being visited. Or there's a narrowness and we're always going in one direction.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So their time is our time. There's not a gallery. There's a single painting, and it's called Earth.

Cristina: Well, the other paintings represent other realities.

Jack: Well, this is my problem. If you're talking Jehovah, that's not the case. Oh, because we're talking, like, Christian God and Earth is the only thing that matters. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You'd be talking about some sort of elevated version of religion. In that case, then, yeah.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by Zero Lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 152: Shinto Shrines

Who first interacted with the shadow realm? How did they find it? Are churches and shrines related to the shadow realm somehow? And who’s master plan resulting in may churches and shrines throughout the world in order to bring creatures from the shadow realm through? The duo finally start resolving the bigger lingering questions about the shadow realm and the belief systems propped up around the need to bring things from the shadow realm back to base reality. The secret they uncover in the process is a twist they don’t see coming. And the usual suspect seems to be behind it all. Find out who, on this episode!

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed

  • Trump 2024
  • Star Destroyer
  • Rabbit People
  • Trump vs Biden Battle
  • Vaccine Propaganda
  • Right vs Left
  • Woke Culture
  • Star Trek Borg
  • White House Battle
  • Shinto Explained
  • Kami (Spirits)
  • Shrines
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Vampire Jesus
  • 12 Apostles

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas and childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So shut up and listen with somebody else.

Cristina: Why do they have to shut up? They could talk with us.

Jack: Yeah, we don't have to listen to them talk.

Cristina: Yeah, we're not listening to them.

Jack: And actually it would make sense if they're having to. They're bringing somebody else to have discussions with and then they're just shutting up and listening. But you know what? Go find somebody to have discussions with about the show and shut the f*** up while you listen.

Cristina: Yes. I don't know. They could talk while they listen to the show and then realize they didn't listen to the show and then have to re. Listen to the show.

Jack: This is why you got to download the show. So you can just, like, have it with you as you continue to talk to people and realize you're missing the show as you're talking to people about the show you're missing.

Cristina: So you gotta give the episode, like, three listens just to get the full picture.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the best way to do it.

Cristina: Yes. That's the right way.

Jack: It's recommended you shut the f*** up to grasp it. But. But also, you can't talk with somebody if you shut the f*** up. So you should make a combination of shutting the f*** up and listening and also having conversations. Yeah, you could do it in either order. At least give it two listens. One should be completely silent. The other should be with conversation.

Cristina: Both should be with two people.

Jack: Both should be with two people.

Cristina: Or more.

Jack: Or more.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: The minimum is two people.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Why you're quietly sitting next to somebody else to listen. I don't know. But you're gonna do it?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because the children. And cancer.

Cristina: And cancer. That's a lot of cancer.

Jack: That's a lot of cancer.

Cristina: I feel like maybe we should stick to two now that I'm thinking about it. Like, if it's more than two, then everyone's listening through the one device and that means we're getting less plays. Although they are replaying it, but it Would still be better if it's just.

Jack: So only two. It's the minimum and the maximum.

Cristina: Yes, now it is.

Jack: The rule is no more, no less.

Cristina: No. If there's a third person in the room, they gotta listen. No, they can listen to it on their own device.

Jack: Fair enough. Fair enough. They have to listen on a separate thing. Yes, it is illegal. I will pass this law. We will get the President to pass this law so that people are obligated to listen in pairs of two. And if they don't, because all our technology is spying on us, they will know and you will go to jail.

Cristina: The President is gonna stop everyone in the world though.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Because.

Jack: Yes. With the power of friendship.

Cristina: With the power of friendship.

Jack: He's gonna go and be sleepy on them and you're gonna be like, oh, you know what? Pass the law.

Cristina: Sleepy.

Jack: Sleepy Joe.

Cristina: That's horrible. That's a horrible nickname.

Jack: I know, but it sticks, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I've heard so many people. I've heard people on the left call him Sleepy Joe.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's just super stuck. Trump won. Like, let's be real.

Cristina: Trump won. That nickname?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Oh, wow.

Jack: Trump won, bro.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He wanted everything and he sucks all at the same time. He's awesome. He's like a weird monster that can't be beat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's crazy. He's like the super boss and we lost the first fight.

Cristina: Oh. So there has to be another fight.

Jack: There's going to be. He's going to run again. Oh, 2024 Trump.

Cristina: 2024.

Jack: 2024. Some Trump.

Cristina: Exciting.

Jack: It's going to be crazy.

Cristina: And then he's going to try to run again after winning.

Jack: Yeah, he's gonna try to win a third time and people are gonna vote for him anyways. But it's illegal to run again. But there's gonna be some sort of a coup and then like a Star Destroyer is gonna show up and a bunch of ships are gonna fly out of it from the space forest. Yeah.

Cristina: Space warriors. Yeah.

Jack: And that's when we're gonna start shooting from the ground up. And he's gonna board one of the Star Destroyers and go to planet Trump that he has been building. It's a giant like fake looking moon thing.

Cristina: Is that his Space Force is doing all of that?

Jack: Well, actually no Space Force is probably coming in contact with the rabbit people. Or is it called the Claridians or some s*** like that?

Cristina: Yes, that's what you named that. How do you remember that? It's a random word. Is that really. Did you steal that name from something, man?

Jack: Probably. I don't know.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I don't know. It's. I don't know why I remember anything. I don't know where I learn anything I remember. I don't know why I have memory of the most weird, obscure ra. Random. But these Claridians. And what do you mean that I made up? This is.

Cristina: If you stole that from something that could be like a Star Trek alien.

Jack: It could totally be, but this is just conversation lure, bro. Okay, so Claridians, according to what? Rabbits are rabbit people inside of a Death Star esque thing. And Trump is gonna ride a Space Force ship. A space Force, like super mega colossal ship too.

Cristina: I forgot the star.

Jack: Just through the. The Death Star.

Cristina: Where do we get these rabbit people from? I feel like it had something to do with elephants, but are there elephant aliens too?

Jack: No, no, no. There was just a Death Star thing in space or some. They were watching us or some.

Cristina: But I don't remember. I feel like there was something that was afraid of them, though.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And. Or something was. No, they were afraid of something that was the cockroach people or something like that they were holding. They were stopping. The cockroach people were basically like Vulcan sauce.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And they were watching over Earth, waiting until we were ready to explore space.

Cristina: And they were stopping the rabid people.

Jack: They were stopping the rabid people from coming to us. Because rabbits, according to. I don't know, we. I don't know, we made it up, I guess. That rabbits are scared of cockroaches.

Cristina: No, I thought there was something about Rab. Rabbits. No. Elephants being afraid of rabbits.

Jack: No. You wanted elephants to be what? Scared of cockroaches.

Cristina: Oh, that's what it was.

Jack: Yes, but there's no reason they would be. So we established that rabbits are what's in the Death Star esque ship that was being held at bay. But the moment we destroyed Mars and the cockroach people dispersed across the galaxy and were no longer centralized, the rabbit people in the Death Star started coming our way.

Cristina: And they're working with Trump.

Jack: Yeah. Trump is going to board them and be the leader of the rabbits. And this is all fact. You can read it in government documents.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: This was part of his Space Force plan. So if you want to read more on this, go to spaceforce.org and you will see that I am talking truth. But wait until the episode is over and you've forgotten all about this.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Do it later.

Jack: Yeah, do it Much later. Anyways, as our listeners, shut the f*** up and listen. According to the law that Trump will pass when he becomes a king. Sleepy Joe. You're right, you're right, you're right. And that's why Trump is gonna go to war in the first place. Because he wants to beat Sleepy Joe. But he's gonna be too sleepy. And Trump is gonna swing as Sleepy Joe droops asleep and he's gonna miss his head and Trump is gonna spin all cartoony and get dizzy himself and it's gonna be like in Pokemon where they do conf. Pokemon is all confused.

Cristina: So he's going to confuse himself.

Jack: Yeah, he's going to confuse himself and then he's going to fall over. Cuz he has no balance, which we saw because he can't go up or down a plane successfully. Yes, he like wobbles and he wibbles and wobbles, but he hasn't yet fallen down.

Cristina: But this time he won't.

Jack: But he will fall down because he's going to be dizzy too. Other than just wibbling and wobbling. So as he swings to hit Sleepy Joe during their epic battle on top of like a building. The White House fire. Yes, the White House on fire is on fire.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And it's Sleepy Joe versus Trump on top of the White House. And it's the last epic battle and Trump with his lack of.

Cristina: Do you know why the White House is on fire?

Jack: Trump said it had Trump supporter set it on fire.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And then Trump swings and he. Sleepy Joe just falls asleep at that moment. Like, like, like Jigglypuff trying to put him to sleep. You ever stare an animal and like you close your eyes like you're getting sleepy and the animal starts getting sleepy? Yeah, it's like a weird hypnosis you could do on an animal that say that's a trick. Sleepy Joe's pull. That's where he got the name Sleepy Joe.

Cristina: Cuz he puts people.

Jack: He puts people to sleep. It's a trick he learned. He's using psychology, bro. He pretends he's old and incoherent, but nah, it's a trick. It's government mind control.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: To the public, dude, he's falling asleep in front of the world. And the world is falling asleep in front of their screens. What?

Cristina: So he can. When they're not looking, they're looking. Okay. Yeah, that's cool.

Jack: Yeah. So in this epic battle on top of a burning White House, Trump swings totally uncoordinated. He probably would have missed anyways, but he swings, and Sleepy Joe falls asleep at that moment, drooping to the side like Matrix style, dodging the super slow, easily dodgeable punch of Trump. And Trump spins, and now he's dizzy, and he wibbles and wobbles and actually falls down this time.

Cristina: Does he also fall asleep?

Jack: I. I guess maybe. Well, he's. He only falls asleep in front of a tv, so not really.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: So. Which is ironic because that's exactly how Sleepy Joe's putting everybody to sleep.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So chances are it's super effective. It's like hitting a water Pokemon with lightning. And it's like. Yeah. Whenever this dude's at. Well, no, When Trump's at home.

Cristina: Oh. When Trump's at home while watching tv.

Jack: Turns on tv, he's just knocked the f*** out. It's critical hit. Super effective.

Cristina: Okay, so he falls off the White.

Jack: House, though, asleep, into a fiery pit of the White House, but Sleepy Joe's asleep, and he burns to death, too. And then we have an anarchistic country that happens to. Functions to. To our surprise, way better. And then peace is established in the United States, and then the rest of the world realizes we should have probably been in an anarchistic state where people make rules amongst each other. And then if somebody is just killing for no reason or abusing people.

Cristina: This is the future you're talking about. When Trump wins again or when Joe Biden is running again or what? Where is this taking place? Is it taking place right now? Did it already take place?

Jack: This is taking place in 2024.

Cristina: 2024.

Jack: Yeah, after. @ the last couple of minutes of the. Of the presidential race.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: But neither of them can run again, can they?

Jack: They're both going to be dead, right? They die at the end of this.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: They both fall into a fiery White House that was set ablaze by the Trump supporters on their second run at the White House, the insurrection.

Cristina: So can someone else just take the. No, no, no.

Jack: This is the end of presidency because all the Trump supporters only believe Trump could be president, and all the sleepy Joe supporters believe you need to go to. And those are the only two ways to run a country. You're either sleeping or supporting Trump.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. Which is weird, because exactly this happens where people are like, wake up, sheeple. Who follow Trump, saying that the people follow Trump. Wake up, sheeple. You're following the wrong. You're being brainwashed. Which is kind of true, because a lot of politicians just kind of push it under the rug. Not to say Trump was trying to liberate anybody.

Cristina: Because he was just the people that are sleeping because Sleepy Joe, aren't they the woke people?

Jack: Well, no, that's the weirdest part. The woke people are kind of the ones asleep. Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Now, I'm not saying Trump was trying to wake anybody up. He's just an idiot who can't shut the f*** up. But as a result of not being able to shut the f*** up, he keeps informing people of what the truth is.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: While the people who were being lied to by the left are being lied to the way politicians have always lied.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: They're just like, throw it under the rug. Like, still to this day, nobody understands vaccines.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Because propaganda.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: By the left.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: Nobody understands vaccines. Obviously. The right is also stupid. It's poisoning you, you f****** idiot. You don't know how s*** works. But the left is also really dumb. Everybody. I got a vaccine to protect my daughter. From what? If you catch it, you'll still pass it. From what? What are you. You couldn't. You've been convinced that if you take the vaccine, you can't get it, you can't get it. And if you somehow. If me. If you still believe you can get it for whatever reason, you can't pass it. It's. It's very confusing. People are idiots.

Cristina: If you get it, you can't pass it. That's what they think.

Jack: If he believes he can still get it, then he believes he can't pass it. Or he believes he can't get it because he got vaccinated. Either. Or he believes one of those two things is happening. I got vaccinated, so I can't catch it. Or if I catch it, I can't pass it because he's protecting his daughter. I got my vaccine to protect my daughter.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It's like, from what? What the f***? The rapists outside is the vaccine keeping them away? I don't get what you're protecting them from.

Cristina: You don't know that.

Jack: I mean, I guess it could be. It's the same way toilet paper protects against corona.

Cristina: Exactly. Like, doesn't really need to make sense. It just has to sound right.

Jack: It just has to sound right. And this is all propaganda, man. It's crazy. People don't know s***. The woke people are, tragically, the ones following Trump and the people who are calling themselves woke, or tragically, the ones the most asleep. Not to say that the ones following Trump are really woke. It's just compared to the ones following anything else, essentially. Like, if you're on a political team and it's not Trump. You're more asleep than if you're following Trump. But you're not, like, fully woke if you're following Trump, because Trump's also just a troll.

Cristina: Anyone awake?

Jack: No, nobody's fully awake.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Because Trump's not out to help you. No, he's out for.

Cristina: Is he awake?

Jack: He's. He. H*** yeah. Trump knows, bro. And he knows of his followers are morons that will follow anything he says and believe whatever the h***. He's fully aware of that, and he abuses that fact. Trump followers are dumb, bro. They're stupid, bro. But, like, Miles, we're talking s***. You could prove yourself in your kitchen with just random s*** at random times of day. You don't even need to, like, you don't need a list of it. You can just prove things that he has spewed and prove them wrong. But they're more right than the other side, which is where the problem is. Because they can be like, but you're wrong. And it's like, okay, you're right about that, but you're not right. You're just right about them being wrong. What?

Cristina: Wait, what?

Jack: The Trump followers are right in calling the left wrong. Okay, but they themselves aren't right. But they think that because they can prove the other side is wrong. They have proven that they're right. No, you've proven that they're wrong.

Cristina: Okay, then who's right?

Jack: Nobody, because you're following a bunch of politicians who are out for themselves and pinning you against each other so that they can manipulate change the laws around you to milk you for your money.

Cristina: Who can people trust, though?

Jack: Me.

Cristina: You?

Jack: I will literally just blow up the rabbit, people.

Cristina: The rabbit You. Oh, my gosh.

Jack: And then our problem is solved because they're coming to attack us.

Cristina: How do we know that?

Jack: We don't. But let's assume they are to protect ourselves. Because if we don't assume they are.

Cristina: That'S what we did with them.

Jack: If we don't assume they're coming to kill us and they come to this planet and they befriend us, and then they flip overnight order 66 us, then. Then what do we do? We didn't see it coming.

Cristina: 66 US?

Jack: Yeah, it's a Star wars order that was given to the clones that flipped them and they killed all the Jedi.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah, they order 66 us because their leader gave the orders time to dispose of the humans and they could build a f****** like Death Star. Come on. We're not winning, so we gotta stop them before they get Here. Are they coming to kill us? I can't tell you for sure, but do we want to find out if they're coming here to kill us?

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: I mean, it's real.

Cristina: It's real.

Jack: It's real. Like, maybe we just need to let it happen.

Cristina: What if that's the solution?

Jack: Just the rest of the universe is at peace after that?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No more humans. Universe at peace.

Cristina: Yeah. Like, what if every. Like there's mad crap happening around us because we exist?

Jack: Yeah, it could totally be. Chances are the 90,000 satellites that we've put into space is f****** something up.

Cristina: Yeah. What if one of them turned alive and it's like. It's a robot destroying a world in some other.

Jack: It's totally possible. Look, a bunch of crash together.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Some sort of sentient thinking satellite.

Cristina: What if that happens?

Jack: And then we keep sending technology that keeps getting destroyed out here, and it just sends signals that reanimates it. And he builds an army of a bunch of different machines that slowly then start to form a sort of hive mentality. Eventually, some other race lands on the. Hey, there's some technologies on here. Let's go see it. And the machine attacks them and then merges with their body. And now they have a physical being with rocket technology already prepared because they landed there. And they use that rocket technology to leave and go land on some other planet where there's an entire civilization. And they, hey, look at this cool cyborg thing that came to visit us. And it's like, yes, I'm a cool cyborg. I came to visit you in the middle of the night. Just starts turning people into robots before you know it.

Cristina: Exactly. Oh, what if we started the Borg without even knowing?

Jack: I mean, the Borg were human.

Cristina: The original one.

Jack: I believe so. I think they were human to begin with. And there's something about time travel or some crap like that that is really complicated.

Cristina: What? So, yeah, okay.

Jack: We could have started the Borg.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Also, that theory that f******. Oh, my God. That's never going to leave my mind.

Cristina: The Terminator.

Jack: The Terminator came back in time to stop Connor because Connor in the future is Neo. Get the f*** out of here.

Cristina: That's crazy. Yeah. What if we made that though somewhere else?

Jack: Yeah, man. It's totally possible. It's totally possible.

Cristina: We don't know what we're doing.

Jack: We don't.

Cristina: That's why those rabbits are coming here.

Jack: Look, it's possible. We don't know. But also, like, I like awareness.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So it's like, we might be the problem. But also I like awareness.

Cristina: Yeah. So let's live and then after we're dead though the world.

Jack: No, no, no. We stopped them from coming here. For whatever reason they're coming here. In fact, we don't just stop them from coming here. I'm not really just. I'm over just murdering people. We have no cockroach people on Mars that we can question and study.

Cristina: We have your wife.

Jack: Yeah, but I'm not gonna do that to her. Okay, that's a problem. You know, so rather than just blowing up a problem. Fair enough. We're surprised we're gonna blow up, but we're gonna send a team over there to kidnap an entire few families of these rabbit. Yeah. So we can torture them primarily and also maybe question them. If we're torturing them, we're already at it.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Might as well get some questions.

Cristina: Maybe the questions first and then the torture. I don't know, I don't know how it works. I mean, combo of both.

Jack: I mean, if we want to learn about them, I guess we can question them primarily. Just torture them would be cool.

Cristina: But I don't know, we should confuse them. Like I'm sure they'll be confused, give them presents randomly. Oh, I like that. I don't know those part of the torture.

Jack: And also we should test to see how similar to earth rabbits they are. Are Earth rabbits? Is Earth just a giant TV show like in South Park?

Cristina: Yes. Where's zoo?

Jack: Where just a bunch of random s*** was put. And it's like, let's see how it works out. But it's like there were sentient f****** like fully aware, conscious, technologically advanced rabbits. We know it. They're coming our way. So are they related?

Cristina: Are they on the moon? Where are these robots?

Jack: No, I mean rabbits on a Death Star.

Cristina: On a Death Star somehow related to Trump. You said he's on that Death Star.

Jack: No, he's gonna board a Star Destroyer and head there and then he's gonna return for the presidential election where he's gonna die in an epic battle with Sleepy Joe on top of the White House.

Cristina: But his army are the rabbits.

Jack: Well, his army, I guess, when he's attacking because there is gonna be an epic shoot shooting battle where we're shooting up and they're shooting down and like stuff is gonna, is gonna go down or maybe they win. We don't want to find out. Okay, we're gonna change history.

Cristina: Is he secretly a rabbit? Like how does he communicate with them?

Jack: They probably have, they have a Death Star. I'm sure they have A translator.

Cristina: Okay, what does he have? Oh, he has the horse, Space Force. But that's being still run by him.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's still run by him. Nobody runs Space Force but Trump. That's where he's hiding right now, at.

Cristina: Space Force headquarters with them at this moment to take over.

Jack: The Star Destroyer is being built so he could board it and fly up to the Death Star.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: And then join them in their attack of Earth.

Cristina: So we gotta stop them before that happens.

Jack: Before that happens.

Cristina: I don't know, but that sounds really epic.

Jack: Sounds cool, right?

Cristina: Yes. The giant white house thing. Like, couldn't we just wait and watch that and then have some kind of plan to stop it at that moment?

Jack: Look, if we did watch that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We need to hire a film crew to capture it in the greatest lighting from the best angles so that later we can play this to the public and wake them up to the fact that there was an epic fight.

Cristina: I don't know if we should do that. I feel like that's how our. We will die and get clones.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: I don't know. Are we supposed to be. I don't know. What?

Jack: We don't work for the government.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: We expose the government.

Cristina: Yes. Okay. It's a very confusing job. I don't know what we can say.

Jack: Do nothing bad about the Illuminati because they are great.

Cristina: Okay. That's it.

Jack: Everybody else sucks and lies to the people. The Illuminati tells them the truth when.

Cristina: The government works for the Illuminati. Was Trump works for the Illuminati?

Jack: No. It doesn't matter because we're not talking s*** about the Illuminati. Trump is clearly correct.

Cristina: Name is out of the table.

Jack: But anyone else out of the table.

Cristina: Who could be related to them and Jesus, maybe.

Jack: We're not sure. We haven't been killed yet.

Cristina: And Jesus.

Jack: We talked a lot of s*** about Jesus. We haven't died yet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So I think we might have touched something wrong when we were like, is Jesus Lucifer? And does Lucifer run the government or the Illuminati?

Cristina: Whatever. Yeah.

Jack: And it's like, okay, maybe we got a little close to fire there. But I don't know if that's accurate because nothing has happened to us.

Cristina: Yes. Okay.

Jack: Like, our. Our boss is probably Lucifer.

Cristina: Maybe.

Jack: Like, probably. Probably.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: But is he Jesus? Well, we've talked a lot of s*** about Jesus, and we know the boss of the Illuminati will just get rid of us.

Jack: So it's probably Just Lucifer. Probably work for the devil.

Cristina: I don't know. Or it could be a robot. I don't know. Yeah, like, it could be any. It could be a rabbit person for all we know.

Jack: He could. That's the craziest f****** plot twist. It could totally be.

Cristina: It could be anything.

Jack: It could totally be rabbit.

Cristina: Could have been a roach person. But I feel like we'd be dead now if it was a roach person.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Or maybe that's why one of our clones died was because it was the roach people and they didn't like what we did because we were involved in that roach war that I did not want to be a part of.

Jack: Well, no, because we specifically died for talking s***. The very next time is when those clones were gotten rid of.

Cristina: Mmm. Okay, so it's not the roach people. Okay.

Jack: I mean, it could be the roach people, but it wasn't because of what happened to the roach people. Because then we would have died immediately after what happened to the roach people.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Which wasn't the case.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It could be a rabbit person as well. But, like, what the f*** are they on their way for then? There's already running the show.

Cristina: Okay, so what are we gonna do? We're gonna let them come here? We're gonna stop them before.

Jack: I mean, I like the idea of recording the epic battle.

Cristina: Well, we still had to find God. Well, that happens before that because that's in 2001.

Jack: 2004.

Cristina: 24. So, yeah. Yeah, we got a while for that.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, we got a regular head groundhog that we already got, you know, hoping to see how that goes. My throat's healing up. I can talk.

Cristina: Yeah. So we're gonna meet God before that.

Jack: Yeah, we're meeting God way before Trump runs again. And there's an epic space battle for Earth and the White House between Sleepy Joe and Donald Trump.

Cristina: Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: I don't know which part is cooler, but it's happening. Maybe God will watch the fight with us.

Jack: Maybe God knows the right connect to have the best film crew record this.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Maybe you can just talk to Colin Bressler.

Cristina: Colin?

Jack: Oh, yeah.

Cristina: He could help us get him to come back.

Jack: And it's like, colin, this is your day, bro. We need you to record Donald Trump and Sleepy Joe fighting to the death.

Cristina: Atop of a flaming white house.

Jack: A flaming white house? Yeah.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Which was set ablaze by the Trump supporters on the second Insurrection.

Cristina: And then somehow the Death Star is coming.

Jack: Yes, that's where Trump is on. He's gonna Be on the Death Star by that point.

Cristina: Oh, he comes down through the Death Star. The Death Star doesn't do anything. It just.

Jack: It's gonna be shooting at Earth with laser. With lasers and stuff. And then all the weird laser weapons that we didn't know Earth had are suddenly gonna, like, random holes on the floor gonna open, and, like, up is gonna come giant laser weapons.

Cristina: How do we have laser weapons in the pyramids? Why do we need random.

Jack: It's not a laser weapon. It's a transportation device.

Cristina: I thought it was both.

Jack: I mean, I guess configure it for that. That was just a theory. The conclusion was it's a transporter.

Cristina: Oh, yeah.

Jack: It's a teleport across the universe.

Cristina: I thought it was one and then became the other. I don't know.

Jack: That's how the cat people got to the great void.

Cristina: Oh, so we have to find lasers.

Jack: Yeah. And the whole point of getting God is to get to the cat people. So we got a lot of people. There's cat people, there's rabbit people, there's cockroach people, there's reptile people and.

Cristina: No elephant people.

Jack: No elephant people. The flip side, the interesting part about this is that talking back about the groundhog known as God, we suspect that he is in the shadow realm.

Cristina: The shadow who? Oh, the beaver. Okay, groundhog. I mean, groundhog.

Jack: The groundhog known as God is in the shadow realm. And we were talking about how similar some of this stuff sounded to Shinto that also has, like, spirits from this other side and some similar behaviors we've noticed. And the shadow realm and crap like that. And I.

Cristina: You mentioned Shinto and something else. Or you found out that the other thing was. Was actually just Shinto.

Jack: What was the other thing?

Cristina: I don't know. You were con. You thought there was two things.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It turned out just to be Shinto, but. So I went down the Shinto rabbit hole.

Cristina: Rabbit hole. Okay.

Jack: I went down the Shinto rab.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And isn't it weird? There's just like a bunch of supernatural ghostly things and a bunch of sciency s*** that happens around us all the time that the rest of the world doesn't even know happens.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: What a weird reality that we exist in.

Cristina: So what's happening in the Shinto rabbit hole?

Jack: So the Shinto rabbit hole we. So I jumped in, I looked at. I did a bunch of extensive research about Shinto to see how accurate we are about spirits and stuff and whether adrenochrome is there and, like, what's happening you know all these details. Okay, so let's go through a couple of things. Shinto is considered the religion of nature.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Similar to Native American spiritualism, it is the only other thing considered to be purely based on nature.

Cristina: Those are the two.

Jack: Yes. And both of these two belief systems do not have scripture. That is very important. They do not have any scripture that dictates anything. So you don't have morality codes. There's no right or wrong.

Cristina: Do you have, like, stories or something?

Jack: No, there's no scriptures. Nothing.

Cristina: There's nothing.

Jack: There's nothing. People made things afterwards of personal experience, but there's no scripture.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: There is just the belief that you protect nature. Now, what's weird about this is that these two belief systems happened. One in the United States. Well, not the United States. America before the United States, in Gaia. And the other one happened in Japan.

Cristina: Very opposite.

Jack: Very like. Yeah, we're pretty far away from each other. And the belief systems are very similar. It's both of nature and the spirits of nature and how everything is alive. And you want to create harmony or nature will turn on you, but has.

Cristina: To do with spirits and stuff. Right.

Jack: This is the best way to convey. At least in Shinto. Yeah, it's the best way to convey it as spirits. While in spiritualism, Native American spiritualism, it's closer to, like, all things are consciously living at all times, even in a way we don't comprehend. But if you were to simplify it, it's ultimately the spirit of the thing. Okay, so those are, like, baseline things to think about. The spirits are called kami, at least in Japan, in the Shinto, because we're not really talking about Native American spiritualism. Visit that one day. And it focuses on the spirits that inhabit all things. So rivers, mountains, waterfalls, everything that's in nature. Yeah, the natural world, the spirits of the natural world. And a lot of the traditions that take place, take place around shrines. And shrines are usually placed next to whatever thing it is that has the spirit that you're catering to.

Cristina: Is the shrine like a gateway or it's just like a tombstone? Like.

Jack: Well, the shrine is possibly a gateway. Could be. It could also be some sort of focal point or something. So we know that we need fear. Fear to, like, sufficient amounts of fear. Summons. That's the best word associated with Shinto. Summons the creature. Right. We know that if you are scared enough, you can summon a wet judge. You can summon a. By accident. Not literally summon, but the manifest.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because they need the fear or adrenochrome. Those are the two things?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So they manifest on this side from the should they exist in the shadow realm. And the more concentrated fear there is, the more they can manifest on this side as a sort of ethereal kind of being. It looks like the shrine's purpose is ultimately something along those lines. Obviously, the teachings of Shinto don't say it that way.

Cristina: Don't include fear or blood or anything.

Jack: The shrine is where you go to worship the kamiyah and offer your offerings towards the kami. So you go there to pray, you take it food, you take it money, you do these things for the kami. Great. Fantastic. Phenomenal. But the reason that you pray to the kami and this actually goes to the priests. So there's priests that usually take care of the shrine, and the priests are usually called kanushi. The kanushi, they're praying to him? No, the people are praying to the kami.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: The priests purpose there is to maintain the shrine and also be part of the offerings and things that are given to the kami. He helps and assists with all that, maintains the shrine, keeps it clean and helps along with worship when people. When there's celebrations and stuff, when the seasons change and stuff, there's worship rituals and whatnot. But the purpose of these worships and the very specific purpose of the kami, which I found very fascinating that they chose this word selection, was to establish harmony between humans and the kami. The idea being that the kami are otherwise naturally hostile to people, which I find interesting.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And then there's a location where you can bring it things. There's a. So how the prayer goes, you bring it the offering, you ring a bell to attract its attention, you clap and then you pray. So you give it an offering. Yeah, the bell. You bring the offering first. You ring the bell to attract its attention, you clap, and then you pray. And so you've attracted its attention and the process begins. And then you pray and whatever. And so you're trying to make it happy. The commie is trying to be happy because you're trying to make it.

Cristina: But the priest is making sure that it won't like attack or something.

Jack: Yes, the priest guides the big rituals. And the priest is there consistently keeping the kami at bay or unaggressive.

Cristina: Yes, yes.

Jack: So that's very, very interesting because there is aggression there which falls perfectly in line with the creatures of the shadow realm when they manifest on our side, at least the majority of them, they manifest. And they seem aggressive.

Cristina: Yes, they do.

Jack: Which I Find interesting.

Cristina: Maybe because they're not offering the right things.

Jack: No, the offerings are to bring them down.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The offering is to calm it down. So they are creatures. Now, here's the interesting point. You come here to give it an offering to assist with calming it down. You're already assuming it needs to be calmed down. You have a tiny little bit of fear.

Cristina: Ah.

Jack: And there's a focal point where, throughout the course of the day, many people are gonna pass by that same spot.

Cristina: With enough fear building up throughout the day.

Jack: Yes. Tiny little increments, but enough people throughout the course of the day. Weeks, months. Just feeding this commie and allowing it to remain on this side.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: There is a way to summon these things intentionally.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And the shrine is the way to do it.

Cristina: And sometimes they are aggressive to people. They probably have killed people too, in stories that they've told of these things.

Jack: Yeah. 100%. It's totally possible. And, yeah, the stories do say that there are, like. Of course, there's no way to prove it, but there's also no way to disprove it.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So it seems like, yes, the shrine is a focal point, a gateway. I don't know. Because it seems like the only real way across for somebody from this side is adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah. And for them, who knows how they get here? Fear they have. Oh, fear.

Jack: They manifest with fear.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So a shrine allows a focal point where people continuously cross. They keep coming to the same spot with that same amount of fear. You're coming there to. Hopefully I can help in assisting the angry kami. Calms down.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And so that happens 20, 30, 40, 50 times a day.

Cristina: And it's slowly feeding on you.

Jack: And it slowly feeds on that energy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And allows it to remain on this side. While if the shrines were destroyed and people were no longer coming through, Maybe there'd be nothing.

Cristina: Maybe there'd be nothing. No, that can't. That can't be right.

Jack: It needs the fear to manifest. This was tactically placed here by somebody who was fully aware of the kami ahead of time. And allowing the kami to manifest, it's possible that the first iteration of the groundhog known as Jehovah, was through some sort of shrine. Not only that, we can argue that if people are collecting on the same field around the same hole around the same time every year.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Waiting for this groundhog is the equivalent of being around a shrine.

Cristina: I don't know if they need a shrine, though. I feel like they can come around anything, but it's just Easier to get to the trine because they know that's the spot where this food is. That will be easy for them. Because I'm pretty sure they've been attacked in other places. Like there's a lot of stories of being attacked near water.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You're missing the point super entirely. It's places where fear is dominant.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That is the whole point. The shrine doesn't matter.

Cristina: No.

Jack: It's the fact that people come with fear to the shrine throughout the day.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: If you remove the focal point, then there's no manifestation at the focal point. You've reduced how much percent. There's a hundred thousand shrines in Japan.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: If you destroyed all hundred thousand and people just stopped coming because there's no more shrines to go to. You're not collecting the fear energy anywhere.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And thus you have less creatures from the shadow realm coming to the mortal realm.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Now God the groundhog is doing the same thing with people collecting to tell us the weather, the seasons or whatever f*** is happening.

Cristina: Yeah. He has a specific home where he comes out of. Yes.

Jack: And it's really because there's a crap ton of people there. Now these people are already superstitious. And who are the people most likely to believe in religion?

Cristina: Superstitious.

Jack: Superstitious people. So you gather a bunch of superstitious people to follow a superstition around a place in which a person that require and they're fearing what? It's a United States. It's most likely they're fearing God. So a bunch of God fearing people come around and they're already fearing for the season. You know, season. Hopefully our crops, man. Oh my God.

Cristina: We might starve to death in winter.

Jack: Crops manifestation. Groundhog suddenly shows up. It all falls into place.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it seems like the creator of Shinto was fully aware of the shadow realm. Not only that he was trying to merge the shadow realm with the mortal realm.

Cristina: What? He's trying to do what again?

Jack: To merge. Merge it to bring as much from over there over here. So shrines kept popping up and kept popping up as the belief was spread further. Who began spreading the belief?

Cristina: Who?

Jack: There's no way to know. I tried to find. They don't know. Nobody knows. Nobody knows where they know. It began in Japan. They don't know how long ago exactly. And they don't know how it began to spread.

Cristina: It spread outside of Japan.

Jack: It spread outside of Japan, but it began in Japan.

Cristina: Yeah. But can you find shrines outside of Japan?

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: In other Parts of Asia, primarily.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: Interesting. Right? Somebody covered their tracks effectively.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So there was an attempt.

Cristina: It was Jesus. Remember he ran away to Japan after he died. He lived in a town there with his wife and children.

Jack: Interesting. That could totally be the case. And it's possible Jesus is also the one who made the. What's known now as the hole that God comes out of. But it's possible that all these things are perpetuated by the same guy.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: He was out here in different iterations, taking on different names, like some sort of outlaw on the run, pretending to be different people wherever he was so they couldn't be. So he couldn't be tracked.

Cristina: All this goes back to Jesus?

Jack: All this goes back to Jesus, I guess. That's weird.

Cristina: That's weird. But also, Jesus leads back to God, which I guess is the important thing.

Jack: Yeah, because really, Jesus isn't God. He's a guy who somehow knows about.

Cristina: The shadow realm because he has a special communication with God, though, through the shadow realm, I'm guessing.

Jack: How did he get that communication to begin with?

Cristina: Psst. I don't know.

Jack: I mean, I guess. I guess his drinking blood. Because we know Jesus is the first vampire.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: Which means he has already some form of access to the shadow room. We know he did in fact, die.

Cristina: Yes, but he came back.

Jack: Well, he went to the shadow realm. That means even the Jesus we see.

Cristina: It'S the vampire Jesus.

Jack: That was interesting, because he died as a vampire. Well, he's only a zombie when it's feral.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: And he had the vampire things going on. That's how he was doing his magic tricks and confusing people and crap like that. And then he got killed for being a vampire, essentially. And then because he was so hopped up and so well medicated on adrenochrome, his soul crosses over to the shadow realm, where he then meets God and communicating over there. And not only that, he gets over there and then he communicates with the creatures who have clean passage, like fairies and leprechauns and s***, that they can jump freely from the shadow realm into the mortal realm without needing adrenochrome. And then he's like, oh, you know what? Now that I think about this, there's one guy who's involved in all this, and it always comes back to this.

Cristina: Is it Saint Patrick?

Jack: It's Saint Patrick, bro. It's always Saint Patrick.

Cristina: How's he related?

Jack: Saint Patrick understood the fairies.

Cristina: He did? Well, he was against them, though. He got them out of Ireland. Yes.

Jack: How does he know how to remove a creature that is pure magic.

Cristina: He.

Jack: He had weird. He's like salmon, Dean. He had weird research that the rest of us didn't have access to.

Cristina: Well, supposedly God helped him.

Jack: God wasn't real yet. He had the stories of God and like, you know, all these BS things. Yes, but somehow the fairies and leprechauns, I could freely jump back and forth.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Jesus on the other side, having been a native to decide and the first person to consume copious amounts of adrenochrome, thus allowing him to be the first person to cross over and then realize, holy s***.

Cristina: Maybe he knew the truth about Jesus because we know that the church is keeping secrets because they create monsters themselves.

Jack: Yeah, fair enough.

Cristina: So he might have that knowledge.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. So you think. Well, he's actually. Where? He works for the church.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: So you think he knew about the death of Jesus and then St. Patrick decided, what if I can summon. No, you got to know you can summon him first. That's the problem. It doesn't matter what creatures you're making on this side. They fade out to the other side. Then what they're do to going, gone. Okay, great. But how do you know you can bring something back? There's a point here in which shrines are coming up to bring s*** from the shadow realm. That's the part that's missing. And somehow Jesus from that side, already dead, only took three days to figure it out and pop up on the other side.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Was it the fear of his family?

Cristina: What?

Jack: The fear of his family. Now he can see his family from that side. He sees them as ghosts, as faded people walking around. But they don't see him. That's how the shadow realm works. Yeah, so is the fear they're feeling that they're gonna come for us now because we were his family. Did that help him manifest? And then he pops up and he's like, holy, I'm on this side.

Cristina: I don't know.

Jack: Because they kept visiting the grave too.

Cristina: Yes. Maybe the grave created some type of portal he just came through. From their fear, he manifested.

Jack: Yes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That their continuous visit of the grave created enough focused fear because they're gonna come for us eventually.

Cristina: Maybe not just his family, but like, all the followers.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Anybody on anyone? Yeah.

Jack: And so this immense amount of. We're all gonna die. They killed him. They're coming for us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There's so much fear that he popped up. That he popped up?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I mean, there were 12 other vampires, bro. Let's be real. They were scared, too. They're like, oh, s***, we're next.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: There was enough fear going around. And then he pops up, and then a moment comes and he goes. And he's like, okay, I have no idea what the f*** is happening, but I feel I'm fading away. I need you guys to figure out, because I saw the other side and I was there. I was there. Let's call it Heaven. He didn't have a name for yet. Shadow Realm, obviously. But let's call it Heaven. And I'm on the other side. I saw it. I was there. I witnessed it. Look, guys, I feel like the opposite of the feeling I had coming over here is currently happening to me. So I'm assuming if that's the case, it means I'm fading away the same way I faded in before. That happens. I'm here. Look. You guys see me? Everybody sees me. Yes, we all see you. We don't know how the f*** you're here, but, yeah, okay.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Something happened. Figure it the f*** out.

Cristina: And you think they figured it out?

Jack: Twelve apostles who are fully aware and communicated with Jesus firsthand after his death.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And now they know there's something else, and we can bring him back. We don't know how it happened, but we know what happened. He doesn't know how it happened either.

Cristina: And they sent him to Japan after that.

Jack: Well, I don't know. He was already in Japan, probably. Oh, hidden Japan. I don't know. Do some.

Cristina: And then how does Ireland.

Jack: I don't know. I was just assuming that this douchebag who has connections to crap coming in and out was probably connected, but probably not. He's probably just making monsters himself. Who knows? But we know Jesus came back. Yes, probably because of the fear of everybody. And he got it. We know he communicated with everybody. And then he's gone again. Right. Some step is missing there that then led to shrines.

Cristina: Besides that, he just goes there and he makes.

Jack: He probably went and talked to fairies, right? And he's like, do you guys know. Do you guys get it? It's like, well, we have clean passage, but. But the reason you popped up over there is simply because fear, energy pushes you over there. Maybe he got the information from some leprechauns, some fairies. They were just like, well, really? Really. If people are scared enough, some of these creatures have the ability. Most of anything in here can just manifest on that side. Fear is the connecting link.

Cristina: Yeah. I didn't feel like he would have known that somehow because of the Whole blood drinking.

Jack: Well, no, he wasn't drinking blood to cross over. He was drinking blood for its attributes of power.

Cristina: Oh, okay. He was probably knowing that.

Jack: No idea Shadow Realm existed.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Gotta hold the blood. He's like, wow, I'm strong. Holy s***, I'm smarter. He didn't, like, think Shadow Realm. Oh, yeah, Blood equals Shadow Realm.

Cristina: If it makes him smarter. Maybe he figured it out once he was brought back. He was like, oh, crap, I saw that you guys were sad or whatever.

Jack: Like, that's loose, thoughts connected, you need some confirmation. Which I'm.

Cristina: Well, maybe that's what he tested out in Japan with the temple temples. Maybe those were tests.

Jack: I don't think they were tests. I think the shrines were there intentionally. Some information had to be solid. It wasn't like a random gamble. That would make zero sense for him to just conclude.

Cristina: No, because then the world would be covered in temples, though. Why would he just cover one place in temples? I feel like once he realized I don't need these temples, like, this was a good practice and they did work, but I don't actually need it because in other places it still works the same.

Jack: No, no, no, no. Because you're missing one very important piece.

Cristina: What's that?

Jack: How religion itself changed in structure to say, you're not just all gonna die, only those of you who haven't repented. So you can go and ask for forgiveness. Where?

Cristina: The church.

Jack: The church. Okay, now the church has a greater purpose other than it doesn't matter where you are when you are. No. Take your fear to one spot and be cleansed there. Because God now does a cleansing process the same way the kami. You go there, you pray to create that harmony.

Cristina: Yeah. I think he brought that knowledge and then did the church thing. Like that was Tess. It worked out. But he's like, how can I do continue?

Jack: I think it was Tess. I think it was functional. Yeah, I think it was all functional. Because the problem is the date in which this starts is precisely the dates surrounding Jesus. It's all around the first couple of years that we count.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Which means it wasn't that he ran tests and then. Oh, they work. Let me go over there and apply it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: No, no, no. It happened simultaneously everywhere on Earth.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Everything just changed. To go into the building and you will be forgiven.

Cristina: Oh, at the same time as the temple?

Jack: At the same time as the temples.

Cristina: Huh? I wonder why. I guess just because it made more sense in the different places.

Jack: The problem is we already had churches.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it wasn't doing that beforehand. So it was impossible for us to connect the dots because it was just like, well, religions naturally evolve over time, blah, blah, blah. No, but this didn't exist in Japan.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They just suddenly had shrines.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And so that gives us the information we need because at the same time, the shrines showed up also. New Testament forgiving God, so long as you go and get forgiven.

Cristina: Yes, but then it all leads back to Jesus, though.

Jack: It all leads back to Jesus.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Yes, but it wasn't a test. No, it was definitely not a test. Because if it was a test, there would be a discrepancy in time.

Cristina: No, but I guess he might have tried to bring the church to those places, but it didn't work out. So he was like, oh, these temples worked out.

Jack: No, there's no need for the church. He affected the churches that already existed because there were already churches.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But had there not been churches, he would have just thrown temples because there's no reason to. How long would it take to influence an entire thing with a whole religion? Just abuse the religion they already have.

Cristina: Okay, okay, I see.

Jack: This way you could show up anywhere whenever you want.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: As opposed to slowly picking at, we gotta force religion to. Well, let me show up where my homies are and tell them, hey, guys, I can't show up over there. Go and force religion over there. It might take 300 years, but sometimes.

Cristina: That did happen, though.

Jack: Yeah, but no, they were. They already had their own religion. Oh, and then Christianity tried to force itself on there because while Shinto has a shrine, it doesn't have mass. So people show up independently. Yeah, when they want. There's no central. Nobody controls Shinto. There's no center, focus. So you go, you pray whenever you want, however you want, whatever you feel like it. But you come with that little bit of fear. You don't even realize you have the difference between churches. You can manifest Jesus easy. Put a hundred people in a room all at the same time.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Nevertheless, he tricked everybody into thinking a specific day is better than all the others. So you can. Can get a bunch of people collected in a bunch of places all at the same time and have mass fear energy accumulated, allowing him to move freely through earth.

Cristina: Yes, this makes sense.

Jack: So then they start pushing that where other religions just had small numbers. But important enough was at least he could already show up over there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it was a matter of we need them to be able to believe they could be forgiven or cleansed by going to this specific location, allowing me to manifest. And then Move freely.

Cristina: That's pretty amazing. Maybe he made some type of deal with these creatures because there had to be other creatures that wanted the same type of travel crap.

Jack: Ton of creatures coming through.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Problem is, too many of them are just feral creatures. Yes, a wolf that just ate a human.

Cristina: But that's why the church are fighting those creatures with their own creatures. Oh, maybe they were fighting not for good, but just for control. They have to get rid of those type of aggressive creatures for their own creatures to be okay.

Jack: Interesting.

Cristina: That's pretty cool.

Jack: I mean, not for their own creatures to be okay. They made creatures to fight the creatures. It was to keep the people okay.

Cristina: Yeah, because they still need enough people to make the fear to get the person that they actually care about moving around and whatever.

Jack: The church probably had no idea. There's no way the church would intentionally allow people to come from the dead. That would defeat too many purposes and too many already established narratives. You gotta understand, a single con man was in charge here. The same con man that was conning everybody all the time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's no giant conspiracy of the Church trying to bring people over?

Cristina: No, I'm not saying that. Just to protect what he wants. Protected? I don't know.

Jack: What do you mean?

Cristina: That they're fighting off these creatures so that we don't die.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Because they need that blood to continue doing magic and whatever.

Jack: Got you. Yes, yes. I thought you meant like they wanted the churches and the shrines and crap to bring things from the other side.

Cristina: No, I mean, maybe Jesus, but yeah, Jesus, definitely. And there are other saints because supposedly saints are all magical beings as well.

Jack: Say it again.

Cristina: The saints are also magical beings as well. So they might also be bringing back those people. I don't know. I know. Their blood is magic.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: I don't know if it relates.

Jack: Probably. I'm assuming anybody who worked for the church had some connection to adrenochrome. Ah, yes, because that's the lineage that Jesus left behind. But he left behind a special secret when he showed up in person after his death. And the only people who knew that were the 12 apostles. Aka the other vampires.

Cristina: Yes. You think those vampires are still around?

Jack: They could be. We know that there's ancients. Are those the ancient vampires?

Cristina: Maybe the ancients, yeah, there's some that.

Jack: Are recorded having died. They're in the Bible. You know, they biblically lost their lives. I don't know if all of them dead. I don't remember if all of them died. Those might be the ancients. They might still be around some of. And I know that, man. It's possible that Muhammad is just Jesus by a different name. Because the other question here is, if the fear is consistent enough and you from the shadow realm know how to use it well enough, can you just permanently exist over here? You know, like, if it's permanently. Yeah. So you're wild, wet judge. You're in the shadow realm, and you require fear to show up. People in Japan call you a kami, and they tame you by giving you offerings and distractions, and then you don't hurt people. But you're not aware that you can wander the shadow realm to different pockets of this energy because you're just a wild animal and you're protecting your territory. You're in one area, and it's a similar replica of the mortal realm in the shadow realm. So, you know, like any other animal, you hang out in your territory.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But Jesus is like, I can like, pop in and now where the f*** I want. Because I have the conscious awareness that I can go wherever. Which then brings up an interesting point. People who are haunted by spirits of other people can be haunted by those spirits anywhere they go. You could live in this house, be haunted. You could go across the planet and realize you're still being haunted. And it's because that's a thinking person who's in the other side and knows, yeah, they can go to this other spot and use that pocket of energy.

Cristina: But those aren't ghosts, are they? They're just creatures that look like you're jinn. Yeah, like, I forgot. What's that lady called? The Weeping? No, the Banshee.

Jack: Yeah, the banshee.

Cristina: She can follow you.

Jack: Exactly.

Cristina: Follows people. So. And she might not be anyone specific. Although people did come up with different histories of who she might be. Yeah, Just might be people, but might not be people. It's hard to tell.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yeah. Do we die and end up over there? I don't think so.

Jack: Well, this is the most interesting part about all this research is the fact that dead people can become kami according to Shinto belief.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yes. Which tells us a lot of what I'm saying has been confirmed.

Cristina: Okay, what, like, what kind of people become kami? Or it could just anyone.

Jack: Yeah, Anybody could become a kami.

Cristina: They don't have to do anything special.

Jack: Nope. There's no rules in Shinto.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Yep.

Cristina: I wonder how they got that idea. It's got VP's original commie was Jesus. All right.

Jack: Interesting, right?

Cristina: Yep.

Jack: That is what I have found and seems to be quite accurately. So now we have a better understanding of how churches and shrines, the purpose of religion and how the. The first being might have come through and thus established anywhere that there wasn't already a strong force of religion, where people already gathered together in a building. Little places where they can funnel that same energy in a different kind of way.

Cristina: It's everywhere. It's everywhere. Wow.

Jack: It's fascinating, right?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Anyways, we're running out of time, but conclusions for days.

Cristina: Yes. I think we have a good picture of what's going on. Almost a complete picture. Almost.

Jack: Yes. And it seems that it's possible. It might be possible for us to specifically summon Jehovah without having to wait. We might not even have to go into the Shadow Realm. We could probably just summon him.

Cristina: We could just summon him with the chance and stuff. Or some other way.

Jack: With a shrine. With a shrine bringing enough people scared, particularly of seasons and things like that, that. I guess on the flip side, if we assume that there is a portal inside of the hole, then somehow in a church, there is a portal as well. And somehow there is a way to form a portal. I guess that would be the next step to find out if there is a portal to get to the Shadow Realm without adrenochrome.

Cristina: Whoa. We gotta find that. In a church.

Jack: That would be the best place to start looking, at least.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Anywhere that would have collective amounts of energy.

Cristina: Let's go to that main place. Isn't there a giant. The King Church? The giant church where the Pope lives?

Jack: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he has the portal. Maybe he's going in and out all the time.

Cristina: Ooh, we'll find out.

Jack: Anyways, that is that. That's Shinto for you. Nice little down that rabbit hole. And it seems that it fit. I had the theory and it did.

Cristina: It did.

Jack: It did. It felt very familiar somehow. Anyways, this is actually the first time we talk about Shinto in such detail. I guess.

Cristina: Yeah. Because I think we've mentioned it a few times.

Jack: We've mentioned it, but never really gone into great detail. So we don't really have any reference points for anybody else to go and dive into that. But you can find anything else that we've talked about in any of our previous episodes.

Cristina: We've talked about commies.

Jack: Maybe we've mentioned commies. Yeah. But we've never focused on Shinto as a belief system. But yeah, you guys can definitely find those episodes and a million more on the official website. Greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts. On Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.

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Jack: He might choose not to. Who says God speaks English?

Cristina: Huh?

Jack: Right? Like, why would he speak in a way we can comprehend by any means?

Cristina: What would it sound like?

Jack: Would it sound like. I like the. In Supernatural, when they heard Castiel's real voice and it shook and destroyed all the windows, it was just like this crazy loud and it destroyed all the windows and it made them all f****** temporarily deaf and everything.

Cristina: He did that on purpose.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And when they saw him, they went blind temporarily as well. Castiel, like his real form.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Well, the angels real form works like that. Like the God way of. Like you'll be minded.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

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Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.

Rambling 151: Powerful Beings

Was Jehovah a single person or a group of people? Are Jehovah’s angels just Zeus’ children rewritten? Are the soldiers in Jehovah’s army (angels) roughly as powerful as Jehovah, but they merely believe in his philosophy and follow him rather than attempting to replace him? The duo unpack the possibility that Jehovah and his angels were merely a powerful group of humans with adrenochrome on their side at war with other factions of humans achieving the same abilities awarded by adrenochrome but through other rituals and traditions. What they discover about Hitler and Jehovah in the process is something no one could have ever predicted!

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Topics Discussed

  • Hitler
  • Zeus
  • Jehovah
  • Adrenochrome
  • Power
  • Biblical Giants
  • Small Humans
  • Biblical Metaphors
  • Omniscience
  • Nothingness
  • The Garden of Eden

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Jack: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised. Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Jack: Welcome to the Just Conversation Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.

Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released. Released.

Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.

Jack: Yes. So be sure to pull someone close and scream at them that this is the show. This, the Just Conversation podcast, is the show. You're gonna be like, what do you mean? And you're gonna be like, it's the show. Be like, but what? The show.

Cristina: The what?

Jack: Which of the many? And why is this? And it's like, no, no, no, it's the show. There's one show and it's that show. It's like, no, but what about, like, Supernatural? And it's like, no, no, no, no. That's not real. Only the Just Conversation podcast is real.

Cristina: Is a real show or is real like.

Jack: No, it's a real show.

Cristina: Historically, both. Okay.

Jack: We are the show that's ever existed. Everything else is an illusion created by the Matrix. Anyway, so we were talking about how Jehovah.

Cristina: Right.

Jack: Everybody listening? We're back on this.

Cristina: Yes, whatever. We can't help it.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the angels are based on the Greek gods. We know that exact thing. Even with the Dead Sea Scrolls continuously being uncovered, all we're finding out is that it's basically a copy and paste of a bunch of Greek mythology s***.

Cristina: Yes, that sounds right.

Jack: So the same way that all the angels, all the gods were sort of equal to Zeus, maybe slightly less powerful, but they were equal in that Zeus is a demigod. He's a flesh person who you can kill and will stay dead. And all the other gods are essentially the same thing. My argument is that Jehovah, being based on this, works the same way. Now, he is the loudest, and he claims to be the one and only God, but I think all the angels are.

Cristina: Would it be equal to him?

Jack: Would be equal to him to some degree.

Cristina: Like, all the demigods would be equal.

Jack: To Zeus, all the gods to Zeus the way. All the angels to Jehovah. And the example I have is that Hitler was one man.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And there were millions of soldiers under his control, but they're all men.

Cristina: I mean, they were all equal to him.

Jack: Yeah. They're all Equal to him. But we don't know any of them.

Cristina: They're superhuman.

Jack: Yeah. We don't know a single one of them. And he is not special. Hitler was not special. He was just another person.

Cristina: But he made himself special.

Jack: He made himself special. He was the loudest, he was the scariest, he was the most ruthless. And as a result, he's who we remember. The same applies for Zeus, who was particularly ruthless and violent. And same applied to Jehovah. Jehovah was what, at the beginning? Aggressive, ruthless, monstrous, murderous, destroy, whatever. Until people are like, if we stop f****** with him, he will stop retaliating. Yeah, let's just listen. And then what? He just became a passive, kind guy because, like, everything is in the orders that I wanted it to be.

Cristina: But he had to be that tough guy first.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Weird. Yes, he is. He could be just another angel. Like, angel could just be the word for God or gods or demigods or whatever.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: 100% equal. But in all these. In all these stories about gods, whether it's Christianity or. What was the one that you just mentioned?

Jack: Greek mythology?

Cristina: Greek mythology or Norse mythology? Norse mythology. Thank you. Norse mythology. They all have giants as well in these stories. They're giants. And giants seem to be something other than human and gods, or at least that's why I feel like that's what's going on. If there are giants in the Christian book, what are they? Are they aliens?

Jack: Well, there's an interesting question there, because there are giants in the Christian Bible, especially the one that David fought.

Cristina: But in the Bible, they're human and angel babies. Right. Or something like that.

Jack: Well, Goliath wasn't. Goliath was just a giant that I believe was human.

Cristina: Oh, he was just a. But he's a giant human. He's not a giant giant. You know, like in.

Jack: No, I think he was abnormally huge. I think he was an impossible size.

Cristina: Oh, like an actual giant?

Jack: Like an actual giant.

Cristina: Oh, so then what are these giants?

Jack: Okay, so an easy argument for this would be people were smaller in the past. If you trace us far back enough, we're actually at our tallest proportion moment. Yes. Okay, well, it's complicated because it branches off in two different directions. Right. We began as smaller humans, but we were taller apes. So when we were still in the ape age.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We were pretty big.

Cristina: For apes.

Jack: For apes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: And this is in the period where we started standing up on two legs and, like, looking around in that. Like, we were pretty tall around that time. Neanderthals, that kind of s***. We're talking huge. But then we enter the human ish era. We're humanoid and almost human.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then for whatever reason, there's a crazy dip and we're very small. Through the beginning of humanity, we're still.

Cristina: Big compared to apes, we're still small.

Jack: We're pretty small. We're talking like average height being anywhere between four, five and five feet.

Cristina: Whoa. Okay. What?

Jack: And we know that people can be as tall as 7ft, 9 inches, 9, 8ft. What's tallest human? Like, okay, we got huge f****** people.

Cristina: Yeah. But not many.

Jack: Almost twice the size of the average. If the average was four or five.

Cristina: Yeah. Are those giants?

Jack: So these people are technically giant? I think you're technically giant after you pass like six, six or something.

Cristina: But that's not what they're talking about in these stories.

Jack: Well, we don't know, because the problem with interpreting the Bible literally is that it's a book of metaphors to begin with.

Cristina: What about the other books, are they also metaphors?

Jack: I don't know. Assuming that these are also periods of time when they were. How do I put it? Okay. If you were to say, what is the past of Asia look like? Asians are usually pretty small. So were they smaller? Evolution tells us yes, probably. But then we look at something like Africans that are really tall.

Cristina: I don't.

Jack: If two of these people were to.

Cristina: Cross paths, would one see the other as a giant? Is that what you're saying?

Jack: Chances are in the past we would have seen the other as a giant.

Cristina: If we didn't know that they were people already.

Jack: Their skin already looks different. We've never encountered these people before. All we know is that they're humanoid, but literally twice the size of any of us.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's a giant. And when you write about that, that's a giant. And if they've never encountered you and you've never encountered them, Fear and hostility is human response, survival.

Cristina: Yeah. So they weren't really giants battling gods then. He's in a lot of these stories. It's a power, like fight between giants and gods for whatever.

Jack: I mean, for power, whatever. It's possible. Let's look at, let's compare these two situations. Right. You have Jehovah, all his angels waging war. We have Zeus, all the gods waging war.

Cristina: Yeah. And the Titans that are giants.

Jack: Yes. In these two cases we have the loudest guy who we know of and their army. Like we said, Hitler and his army.

Cristina: Okay, Right.

Jack: If this was taking place so long ago that it was let's say, I don't know the first f****** year, but the same event. So there's a guy who's a Hitler equivalent, super loud, surrounded by people just like him. But he's the loudest, he's the scariest, he's more ruthless. And there's a group of rebels who come from somewhere else. These rebels come from a. Now this Hitler is taking place in Asia. He's a short guy. We are terrorizing. We don't know if there's anything outside of Asia. We're over here terrorizing everything in Asia. Taking over, expanding, trying to explore what there is. And then these people popped out of nowhere. And they're like, that's wrong, what they're doing. But they're African. They're very tall, they're old school African. Like 6, 5, every single one of them. And over here, you're all four or five, every single one of you.

Cristina: So you're saying that these characters are probably based on humans, then it's not gods at all.

Jack: It's not gods at all. It was just some guy whose loudness was godly.

Cristina: Yeah, it's like in, what is it, North Korea, where he convinced everyone that he is pretty much God and he can't. Like, he doesn't need to use the bathroom and stuff like that. Like, there's stories like that about whoever this ruling evil dude is. This ancient Hitler.

Jack: Yes, yes, yes, exactly. Exactly. And I think that it's possible that the giants we've heard about were just an opposing team. The other people.

Cristina: The other people. Okay, I guess.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What? So it's not really. But then none of these stories matter when it comes to what could exist besides us.

Jack: Yes. Because everything is a story about us. And we just have to keep in mind that we are speaking metaphorically at all times in these books. So when we say giants. Well, what does it mean? Tall guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: When we say God, maybe people in power, people with weapons, people can cause damage. People who other people listen to because.

Cristina: They just seem magical because of that. Because they have abilities.

Jack: No, no, no. It's not even magical. Those are also just metaphors.

Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah.

Jack: Everything is a metaphor.

Cristina: Yes, yes. Everything's a metaphor. Okay, okay. Take the magic out of it.

Jack: Take the magic out of it. Yeah. It's just loud people and war and crap of that nature.

Cristina: What? I guess. And it's just a history book.

Jack: It's a history book of metaphoric stories.

Cristina: Yes, all the books.

Jack: All the books.

Cristina: All the books are telling the same story, which are all metaphors.

Jack: Which is funny when you talk about the Dead Sea Scrolls. Right. And these things are being brought out, discovered, and they're just talking about the stories in the Bible, and the Christians are grabbing this s*** and running like, hey, a different book is talking about the same stories that took place in the Bible. What? And it's like, oh, my God. If you guys look at the text, you'll find out that the Bible was written using these texts, not the other way around. Not the other way around. It's not that two different groups of people saw the same events and wrote about them. It's that the Bible is based on these books who are based on those.

Cristina: Books, who are based on those other books who are based on those other books.

Jack: Like, and so the Christians are like a second. No, it's the same. It's the first version of the book you're reading?

Cristina: Yes, it's the first draft.

Jack: Yeah, it's the first draft. Well, you're like, wow, different. No, it's not different. It's the same book, but in.

Cristina: For the Dead. For the Dead Sea Scrolls. How can they read those? Is it even possible?

Jack: It's in Hebrew.

Cristina: Okay. So they can translate it somehow. Okay.

Jack: I mean, it's.

Cristina: I don't know how old they are. No, I didn't know it was still a common language that those were written in.

Jack: Oh, yeah, yeah, they were in Hebrew.

Cristina: Hasn't that language changed since then?

Jack: Yeah, but the language is still pretty, like, used pretty common. It's kind of widespread. And you can just ask somebody to read it to you. Like, the difference between Old English and now is hearing somebody talk about it. But if you were to read it, you can still pick up on what they're saying.

Cristina: Yeah, but it makes me. It reminds me of that story of that someone went through the Bible and then changed everything for other words to tell a whole new story where the Bible is actually about aliens and their experiment with humans and they were using the Hebrew language and giving different meanings, but it's the same word. But I guess that word has multiple meanings, so you can just change it to whatever you want it to mean, as long as it's the word. Because that word could mean. You know what I mean?

Jack: Okay, I know exactly what you're talking about and who you're talking about. I forget his name, but I know what you mean. And in the case that you're currently talking about the Bible being the story about aliens or whatever, out of the two possibilities that we're faced with, either say the Bible is being Literal? Well, in assuming the Bible is telling real events that were of supernatural proportions, at least us.

Cristina: Okay. Yeah.

Jack: Whether it be powers or science, the latter seems more likely because the words that they have in the time that the words were being used and written actually align more with the guy's argument about it being associated with foreignness and aliens as opposed to gods and perfection. So it's more likely that what they meant was aliens. That is fact.

Cristina: But I'm assuming no one's going to read those scrolls in using that way.

Jack: Of thinking, because they're already going to say that. Well, at least if they're Christian, they're going to look at it. Or Hebrew or anybody who believes in the religions of Jehovah.

Cristina: Yeah, they're going to translate it using those words that they're familiar with.

Jack: Yeah, the translation has to fit. It's the confirmation bias you're going to go in with. This is what it should sound like. So anything I read I gotta fix for being like this.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Versus reading it and knowing how the words were used at the time that it was written. So what they most likely mean which the guy you're talking about wrote a book explaining how the words were used previously.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And how when they were written in the Bible, there's no way they could have meant water when they meant the heavens or something like that.

Cristina: Yeah, he gets really into it.

Jack: Yes, I can remember his name. Name. But yeah, I know who you're talking about. In any case, it's always more likely than that there are aliens, than that there is a divine being who designed anything and everything somehow existing from outside reality.

Cristina: There can't be something outside. I don't be.

Jack: That doesn't make any sense. In fact, the idea that something or.

Cristina: They can be, but it can't be inside too.

Jack: The idea that something even thinks is an idea from within reality.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Oh, that's how complicated it is. Even the concept of perception, awareness. Consciousness is inside is a concept that exists within reality. For anything to have awareness and make everything else, you would have needed awareness to begin with, which is impossible to have it before reality in which that came to be exists.

Cristina: What?

Jack: So there could not be just definitively there could not be a God based on that. At least not an omniscient everywhere, all the time God, No. And the best we have for that is still from within reality. Which is to say, how did our universe come to be? And that's where we have nothingness observed by consciousness. We still don't know where the place where those two Things are is we know it's within. I guess it's reality.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Even if there's no universe, there's no space, time. There is just nothingness and consciousness. Those things still exist within reality.

Cristina: Can we prove that there's nothing? No, we can't.

Jack: No, it would be impossible.

Cristina: This is a question. You have to ask it. I don't know. I know there's no answer to that, but it's just.

Jack: Yes. The answer is there is nothing. There's as much nothing as there is something. They're both infinite.

Cristina: But can you prove it? How do you prove that nothing's there?

Jack: By proving that something is here.

Cristina: And that's enough.

Jack: It's easy. In order for something to be in a place, there must have been nothing there first. Otherwise the something could not go there because there's already something there. You need nothing there first in order to put this new something there. Okay, well, because we are here, there must have been nothing here.

Cristina: Because we are here, there must have been nothing.

Jack: Because if there was something here, we could not be here.

Cristina: Yes. That is so complicated.

Jack: Nothingness has to be just as likely as somethingness. But we can never experience a moment of nothingness, difference.

Cristina: Mmm. We cannot experience nothing that is complicated. But that's more about death than anything. That's complicated. Because then what is after life? Yeah.

Jack: More perception. Definitely.

Cristina: You don't think there could be a nothing?

Jack: We couldn't experience it no matter what we would continue to experience. That's why I don't fear death.

Cristina: Because you have to experience something.

Jack: Because the however long you experience nothing for, you'll be unaware that you experienced nothing. The example is always you die or you're dying and the light is slowly fading. And then the second it goes to black, a split second goes by, and then the light starts expanding again. And then you just pop out of somebody's v*****.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So you never stopped perceiving? Yeah, there was just more of the same. Or you die. You're dying. You're on your deathbed. You're an old man. You're about to leave your soul, you're about to leave your body. Everything is dying. The lights are going out. And then suddenly everything starts to fractalize and starts to break apart.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then there's just a bunch of parts everywhere. And you're still witnessing the part, but the concept of you is gone. But you're still watching the people who were your family slowly decompose into nothing that looks like just parts. You watch your body. You're Surrounded by decompose into nothing. And now you're still here, perceiving this soup of something.

Cristina: Do you? Huh? I guess. If that's true. And then you just. You're just born afterwards. Is it. Are you in the nothing? You wouldn't be born.

Jack: No, the previous scenario. You're born. In this scenario. You've died and crossed to some other plane of existence. Smooth. It was seamless. There was never here's space with nothing in it. Yeah, that never happened. You just went from, hey, you're sitting across from me. Christina, I'm on my deathbed. You come and you visit me next to my deathbed on my last moment. And you're like, hey, it was real fun to do this show with you, but you're dying. And I'm like, yeah. And then I see you. Slowly as the light goes away, you start to get fuzzier and fuzzier. And then you become so fuzzy. You're blending into the wall now because it's also fuzzy. Before long, everything is sort of uniform, but not. This is a mix of colors and stuff. And I also forget in that same progression, slowly start forgetting more and more of who I am until there is no me, There is no you. There's nothing. I don't remember anything. Because remembering is irrelevant here. Yeah, but I'm still perceiving. I've not stopped perceiving. Now I'm just seeing this mesh of colors. And now I start to decipher what this mesh of color means. And thus forming my new reality.

Cristina: That makes sense. Yes, that's probably it. Why wouldn't it be?

Jack: Why wouldn't it be? That's how we were born in the first place. We popped out, everything was a blur of colors. And we started just piecing together what that meant.

Cristina: Yeah, I think that sounds right. Yeah.

Jack: Yeah. And we're like, okay, well, this mixture always means Mom. That mixture is always Mom. That's a chair over there. Some before long. Chair. Table. Mom. Christina. Tv.

Cristina: Red. Blue.

Jack: Red. Blue. Yeah, but then I'll forget all that s*** again.

Cristina: Yes, but there's never nothing.

Jack: Couldn't be. We couldn't perceive nothing. Otherwise it wouldn't be nothing.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The moment we can perceive it, it's something.

Cristina: It's so confusing. It's not confusing, but it is complicated. Yeah.

Jack: It's possible to discuss. Impossible to imagine.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. What's less impossible is the. What's that thing we call now The Force? What are we calling it?

Jack: Yeah, the Force.

Cristina: The Force. Guess what? In. I'm not finished with the story, though. But I'm going to talk about what I've read so far.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: In Prince Lestat, the vampires, they're not just vampires. There's a starting point, if you remember from part two. There was the first vampire, but there was something that made the first vampire.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: It was some type of creature. I don't know what it is. When I picture the creature, it looks like the thing from Fullmetal Alchemist. The little black thing with an eye from the gate. From the Gate. Well, I don't know. But he was also in the real world with their dad. He had him in a little thing.

Jack: And pride was also made out of him.

Cristina: Oh, yes, yes. Well, that thing, he's in Prince Lest. That. Well, not. He's not in that story. Or maybe he is. I'm not sure. But whatever, he was in the First Vampire, and that's how the vampires were made. And in the newest book, there is a problem with creating vampires now. And a vampire's theory is that this thing that made the first vampire, it's. It's kind of like in all the vampires. And it's reached its limit of how far it could reach with its powers or whatever. Like it has a limit. It reminds me, though, of the Force and how we say if you use the Force too much. I don't remember what happens if you talk about how it's bad to use the Force too much. The dark side is bad to abuse it. Yes, it's bad to abuse it because.

Jack: Whatever, it'll turn on you.

Cristina: It'll turn. Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: You're weakening it or something.

Cristina: Yeah. So I feel like this story is pretty much following the rules, that all these other things that are like that are following.

Jack: That makes me think of the movie, the one. The one where Jet Li went around killing all the other versions of himself and every one of them he would kill would spread that one's energy amongst all the other versions of him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then where there were two, they were so inhumanly strong, they're superhuman.

Cristina: Yeah. Because that power has a limit.

Jack: Yes. So if that's what's happening in the story, then it's possible. If they just start killing vampires, the vampires who have those powers will get stronger progressively.

Cristina: Well, they get stronger progressively just by aging, too.

Jack: Yes, but if they murdered all the vampires.

Cristina: Well, there's maybe. I don't know what's happening in this world. But my guess is this creature is so tired of all the vampires that are around, it's trying to convince vampires, the older ones the strong ones to murder other vampires, all the weak ones because there's so many weak vampires. And I guess he's sick and tired of all these vampire. He's sick and tired of sharing this energy because it is him. And so he's getting these older vampires to kill them off because he is the energy. And I guess he's tired or he's being wasted and he's sick of it. So he needs some of them to die.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: Does that make sense? I feel like it makes. I don't know if that's what's happening, but that's what I think is happening.

Jack: It would make sense. Yeah. You did release some of the power and spread yourself less than.

Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack: Makes sense.

Cristina: But I wonder if the force works like that too.

Jack: Possible.

Cristina: Like in the flash. It does seem like that.

Jack: Yes. There is the amount of force to go around. And if too many people are using it then other people don't have access to it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It is completely possible. Yes.

Cristina: It's interesting they all work like that.

Jack: Because you have to think that the universal energy that exists everywhere is being used by everybody. There is a sort of amount of individuals that could be tuned in at any one moment.

Cristina: There is an amount that there's.

Jack: Okay. Most people probably use the energy small time.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So if somebody's using a f*** ton of it somewhere in the universe, 99.99% of everything is using fractions of it and doesn't even. Like they can still use it because the chunk free is so big by comparison that that small tiny chunk could still be spread out amongst a whole planet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know like everybody on earth using it at the smallest percentage. A small fraction of the force can use the force at the same time that somebody else where is using 70% of it in one shot. Because that 25 is still a ton of energy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But now if two creatures or two civilizations decided to use 75% at the same time. We're not advanced enough to do that.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Or we haven't found things like that. And if we did, we could destroy this plan by acc. If somebody had that kind of power. But if somebody does and there's two of them, who knows how often these people are using it. So those people can't.

Cristina: Yeah. That would start a huge problem.

Jack: That would start a huge problem. Now we don't encounter that because we're primitive in every case. Whether it be magic, whether it be science, whatever the case, we're primitive.

Cristina: But if there's something on Earth right now because it reminds me of adrenochrome and towers falling for the blood. And what if that's also involved in.

Jack: It's not enough.

Cristina: It's not enough.

Jack: Small potatoes.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: We're talking even the gods from within Earth, Zeus, Jehovah, these people. Right.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They could both simultaneously use the energy and it would still not. They could both use as much as they know how. And there would still be energy to go around. And it would still be an insignificant amount because they're still regional. One is from Greek.

Cristina: Yeah. But there was still problems though. But I guess that's because with each other more than. I mean, like in their little groups. There was a bigger problem.

Jack: Yeah, but doesn't. We're talking about the force. It's not causing any force disturbance.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Because they can both use it effectively.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we haven't drained. Now, if everybody on Earth had the same capacity to use it that Zeus and Jehovah did, would then. That created then. Or are we still talking small potatoes because it's still one planet.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's something out there so powerful it took over the Great Void.

Cristina: And how could that be? If there was a limit.

Jack: If there. There is a limit.

Cristina: If there.

Jack: But they were using. And keep in mind how small the Great Void is as compared to the rest of the universe. It's so small. We look and we got to look really far and we see it really small. We just know that it's huge because we still see it.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: But it's far and tiny. So that took an immense amount of energy.

Cristina: That definitely did. Yeah.

Jack: If somebody did that with raw power, not just science, but using some sort of power.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Can two beings do that? Now we're talking a different scale.

Cristina: Mm. And you think they can do that?

Jack: I think yes. I don't know. Can two at the same time. But also that's such a small amount. Like, how big is the power distribution we're talking about if it's using the entire universe, if the whole universe is using the same energy source.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: How big are we talking? And like, is our universe old enough to even have beings that can wield such exaggeration? Or has it been.

Cristina: It seems like we can't all share it though. Or if we're looking at like full metal alchemists. They needed to kill people to. To share it between the powerful people that are using or whatever. Or was that not needed for the energy to be used? I feel like it related.

Jack: No, because they are using something different. They use energy to make transmutation. You Mean philosopher stones.

Cristina: Okay, that's.

Jack: No, it's the same exchange. If every one transmutation required a death.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Right. Then the philosopher's stone is cashing in your deaths ahead of time to then use the power later.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Same concept.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: It's just. When are you paying?

Cristina: Yeah. That is so complicated. That's. That's. That show is just so dark. But there is a limit. But there's no way to reach that limit.

Jack: There is a way to reach that limit. We just don't know what.

Cristina: We can't reach it.

Jack: Yeah. And we can't fathom what would there should be. Because there is a limit.

Cristina: Has someone reached that limit?

Jack: Probably not. What is the lifetime of God? What. What. What numbers would we give if he can outlive our entire universe? In fact, our entire universe is the fraction of a second to God. But he lives 100 years his time. So if a fraction of a second. Right. We hadron collider. We smash two atoms together. Boom. The conditions of the universe. A whole civilization happens in that small space. A whole universe happens. Bunch of galaxies, bunch of planets, a bunch of civilizations. 50 trillion years go by and then that universe dies. Great. Sweet. Okay, fine. Universe is dead after trillions. That was a fraction of a second. How long in comparison to that fraction of a second will I. Is my time if I'm 100 years old and that's I'm just die at 100 normal a** f****** life. But that I'm the guy who smashed the two atoms together and made that. So in that timescale, we're now in the universe that is going to expire in 50 trillion years. But all of this has been a moment God doesn't even notice is happening because it's happening so quick.

Cristina: Yes, but we're somehow using his energy or.

Jack: Well, my point would be at that scale, what is a minute? What is a day? Could we fathom what a second is?

Cristina: No.

Jack: A second is long as h***. A second could be the entire. Actually this whole universe exists in less than one second of God.

Cristina: Okay. Okay.

Jack: If we convert that to energy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There's nothing like it's. It could expire.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: In a normal. God is going to die in a.

Cristina: But it took a lot of energy to make us, though.

Jack: It took such insignificant energy to run the hadron colliders that we still have everything else in the planet working simultaneously.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Do you see?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Just to smash two atoms together and create a whole universe. It took so little energy, most people don't even know that Machine exists.

Cristina: All right?

Jack: Nobody noticed anything happened.

Cristina: Everyone feared for the worst.

Jack: Nobody knew. That's all just stories from people who were looking into it.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Nobody knew what was happening. Oh, and it's happened many times.

Cristina: Yeah. Oh, those are all fake stories.

Jack: So in these cases, one fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a second to a hundred years. So to a full life amount of energy, what is our universe? Insignificant?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's easy to waste the energy. Something could use it. Is there anything within here who could use it? I don't. F***.

Cristina: Probably not. Is adrenochrome the closest we get to that, though?

Jack: Adrenochrome? Isn't that. Is adrenochrome connected to the Force?

Cristina: I don't know. That's why I'm wondering. I'm wondering if it is.

Jack: No, I think adrenochrome is a shortcut.

Cristina: To what?

Jack: To not have to use the Force, but acquire all the same things. Okay. Think of what Alan Watt says. You could meditate into an entirely new perspective of viewing the world and understanding reality. Or you could f****** take acid. Like acid is good to show you the window. But learn how to get there on your own.

Cristina: Oh, okay. It's better to learn how to get there.

Jack: It's not better, it's just a different way. He suggests learn together on your own. But who cares if you can get there?

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: The point being that while we have. Actually, I have an idea. I lost my train of thought.

Cristina: We talk about how adrenochrome is a shortcut to blind.

Jack: Oh, yeah. Then adrenochrome would in any case be the asset. It's like the Force is the way there, but not everybody's connected to it. Not everybody has a He man sword or Power Ranger powers or f****** this or that.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Jedi mind tricks or whatever. Sometimes you just take adrenochrome and you get there.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And it's instant versus a bunch of Pragues and studying monks can get there. Spend their whole lives, mind you, instantly when you meet them, what the f*** is happening?

Cristina: Or take adrenochrome.

Jack: Take Adrenochrome.

Cristina: No practice.

Jack: But also the same things would happen. People who practice and learn how to use the things, are they out there causing trouble?

Cristina: Trouble? No, never. But they don't have withdrawal, which I guess is a good.

Jack: Yes, that's another good.

Cristina: That's a good thing.

Jack: But also they're not out there causing. Because they learn how to wield it. Yeah, but if you got the power overnight. Do you know how to wield it? No, you just got crazy abilities. It's the same idea of when we were having that episode about the mass shooting maybe two, three seasons ago, and me and Blake were talking about our guns bad and our people bad. And it's like, no, not really. Yes, people die all the time. But if you gave everybody a gun overnight. Well, actually, we're talking about the Internet particularly, which was. Is the Internet evil? It's like, no, the Internet is just a brand new creation. And we don't know what the f*** we're doing.

Cristina: We definitely don't know what we're doing with the Internet or with guns.

Jack: With the Internet or with guns. Well, we know how to use guns. More guns really don't cause that much of a problem.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: If you gave everybody a gun, we kind of get it. But before anybody knew what a gun. This is how I proved my point. Before anybody knew what a gun was. If suddenly I invented guns today and I just happened to make enough of them to give everybody a gun. A lot of people are gonna die.

Cristina: Yes. No one knew about what it was.

Jack: Yeah, a lot of people are gonna die because we don't know what the f*** we're doing. Even after we see a couple of people dying, people can be. Well, I could defend my house with her. I could do this without. People are gonna shoot each other because we don't know what the f*** we're doing. Same goes for the Internet. We don't know what the f*** we're doing. We're just screaming at each other because we don't know what the f*** we're doing.

Cristina: Yes. Because they're complicated. Because people shoot themselves.

Jack: Yeah, but those are accidents. That. That doesn't happen often.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: That's probably the. In Earth history, every year, maybe 10 people shoot themselves by accident.

Cristina: Whoa.

Jack: Like, it's not worth the mention.

Cristina: Okay, but it happened.

Jack: Yes, but also some dude fell upstairs. That's also something that happened once. Like, it's fine once in a.

Cristina: Like, I don't know, just once.

Jack: Weird things happen. Never. Look at the anecdotal anomaly that doesn't fall into the act.

Cristina: Like the lady who killed her husband with a squirrel or something.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like when the only one time in a lifetime.

Jack: Yeah. Like, it's pointless to be like, well, that one thing happened. Like, who gives a s***? It'll never happen again.

Cristina: Yeah. Unless we got to worry about people trying to kill other people with squirrels. That becomes a thing.

Jack: Those circumstances are so highly specific.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: They don't matter.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Yeah. With all that comes the equivalent of the Force, and we can't do that. We. With something we don't know how to use, which is how we end up with people just having withdrawal, desperately trying to get as much adrenochrome as possible, doing weird things and abusing their power. Meanwhile, the people who practice to get to the same place don't give a. Yeah, they're just enjoying it.

Cristina: Yeah. Cool.

Jack: Interesting point, now that I think about it, though.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Thinking about Hitler and his army and Jehovah and his army and Zeus and his army, essentially. Maybe the same person, whatever this army was, was definitely tuned into the Force themselves, wasn't it? Not Hitler's army.

Cristina: Well, we don't know for sure.

Jack: But like Jehovah's army, just humans, not even demigods, just humans who tuned into the Force and collectively, quite some power. Not only is the leader, the most powerful, most ruthless, most dangerous one, and the one we all know about and refer to the rest of the movement as, but all the other people also, they learn and they practice and they studied together.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So they could know how to use the Force and with that, use the power to suppress everyone else.

Cristina: Yeah. That's so weird because I was thinking about giants and how, like, what if they're the ones using adrenochrome because they're doing weird things, too, besides that they're giant. They're usually doing the weird same things that the gods are doing. They have a different title and they look different, obviously, but they're doing pretty much the same things. They're kind of equal.

Jack: What do you mean by doing the same things?

Cristina: Like, they can do the same powers or they have the same strength or whatever. You want to describe it, they turn into birds. They turn into birds. Like, there's no difference except for their title.

Jack: So you're saying God is a title to a type of human?

Cristina: Yes, they're calling themselves gods, and we call them gods because they call themselves gods and they call themselves giants. So we do the same.

Jack: Maybe they didn't call themselves any of that and we called them all that.

Cristina: Okay. But they were still both. Like, what's the difference of the two groups?

Jack: There's no difference. It's just two different, like, ethnic groups at most using the Force, Adrenochrome or the Force. Or in any case, maybe one was using one and the other was using the other. It looks like outside of religion, people aim towards other means. Witchcraft. You don't need blood for f****** witchcraft unless you're doing black magic, which is circling right back to the same s***.

Cristina: You just reminded me. God needs blood. So they're the ones doing a dream of Chrome. If anyone's doing adrenochrome, it's the gods.

Jack: Yeah, well, again, like what I'm saying, anybody outside of religion is doing magic. They're doing meditation. They're doing.

Cristina: They're using the forest.

Jack: They're using the forest. Anybody within religion, it's a whole different story. Using adrenochrome, they're cheating. They don't have the natural ability. Although they go around telling everybody. Everyone else is using the bad thing, but everybody else is doing what? Using nature.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So a quick example would be, right, you go to church and they tell you we're going to chant together, and you are going to pretend to drink blood and pretend to eat flesh. Sit down, shut up and listen to me. Good guys, according to themselves. And then they'll point at the other side and be like, those are the bad guys. What are the bad guys doing? Stay in touch with nature.

Cristina: Yes, that's what I was going to say. Instead of listening to what someone else is saying, you're listening to nature and hearing what it tells you.

Jack: Yeah. Be introspective. Ask what's right and what's wrong. Question everything. The. The story of the apple. Why is God so dedicated to not having Adam and Eve eat the apple? It's like, why don't you want them to. You made the perfect things. You don't want them to have knowledge.

Cristina: No.

Jack: Why don't you want them to have not? Of course, chances are he found that f****** garden.

Cristina: I don't think he ate that apple.

Jack: I don't think God was a. God wasn't allowed to eat that.

Cristina: He wasn't allowed to. He was like, you guys can't have it because I can't have it.

Jack: I think that's exactly what happened. I think God was not allowed to eat the apple. And he is an angry and jealous God according to himself.

Cristina: Oh, crap.

Jack: So if he was angry that he couldn't and jealous that they could. No, f*** it. My God doesn't talk to them. I'm not gonna let them eat either.

Cristina: Except that they. Because he's not perfect. Like, whoever made him. Or not as perfect, you know, whatever.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: They could not listen to him, which he has to, I guess, listen to whoever made him.

Jack: Yes. He can't actually eat the apple. There's nothing he could do to eat that apple. Yeah, but they could.

Cristina: But they could. Yes. And they did What? That makes sense.

Jack: God doesn't have all the information. It's possible Adam and Eve had more information. Yep.

Cristina: Whoa. Do you think they shared it with us? Did we bury that information?

Jack: No, I think we actively suppress that information. I think religion does a pretty good effort of trying to suppress the real information that's out there, while Adam and Eve knew the real information that was out there. But we cut their stories short and remove what they're saying a lot of the time.

Cristina: This is because there is no story. They just gave birth to a bunch of children. The end.

Jack: Yeah. We don't talk about the fact that they knew everything.

Cristina: Yeah. Did they teach their children? Yeah. I don't know. That's interesting. What if God couldn't eat the apple?

Jack: It's doubtful that he could. Yeah, he probably never eat the apple. He probably didn't make that garden. That cartoon is just his home. It's his fishbowl.

Cristina: It's his fishbowl.

Jack: It's his fishbowl to where something greater is just watching God.

Cristina: But then when he kicked them out, what did he kick them out into?

Jack: The world.

Cristina: The world? Is that inside his fishbowl?

Jack: No, he kicked them out of the.

Cristina: Fishbowl where he lives.

Jack: He lives. God can't leave the fishbowl. That's why he's obligated to do other things, to communicate. For whatever reason, Lucifer and Jehovah are bound to their respective locations because they have to do other things to communicate. They have to send a physical. Not physical, but like an energy based thing. Talk to you through a bush. Talk to you through your dreams. Send the messenger angel because he cannot leave.

Cristina: Oh, crap. He is trapped wherever he is.

Jack: God is in prison.

Cristina: Yes. He's in prison. No. I don't know.

Jack: He's trapped wherever he is. He has messengers for days and he has tricks for days. I can talk to you through any number of. Why don't you come down?

Cristina: I'll blind you.

Jack: He's got excuses. Oh, like, bro, you've destroyed the earth many times.

Cristina: Doesn't matter.

Jack: You don't care. No, but he's trapped wherever he is. It's a fishbowl.

Cristina: It's a fishbowl. Yes.

Jack: And it's probably the garden.

Cristina: But is that fishbowl near here? In here? In this reality?

Jack: Could be. Maybe. Could be a pocket dimension.

Cristina: A pocket dimension.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: What?

Jack: And it could be that in kicking people out, he sent them out to the earth where they weren't meant to be. Maybe that's why we're destroying Earth. We weren't meant to be here. We were all supposed to be in this garden that would grow proportionately with the number of people that are in there for all of infinity. The garden would always be the right size for the number of people there. Yes, but the planet doesn't grow by itself.

Cristina: No. That's interesting.

Jack: We sent out people who were never meant to die in the first place. Also in the garden. They were immortal.

Cristina: They were immortal. Okay.

Jack: Ate the apple and then were kicked out and given mortality. I don't think that's how that story really goes. I think as long as you're in the garden, you're mortal, you're immortal, and as long as you're outside of the garden, you're mortal. Maybe God is too old to leave the garden. He might die instantaneously. It's like if Dorian Gray looked at his picture 200 years later.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He would immediately age to the age he should have been.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Maybe God would immediately age to the age it should be and die instantaneously.

Cristina: If he leaves the garden. Whoa.

Jack: If he leaves the garden, the garden is keeping him immortal.

Cristina: Mm. What? I wonder if there's other magical creatures there, though. I mean, not magical, but talkative, I guess. Like the talking snake.

Jack: The talking snake, which is also in the Bible. Not even really Lucifer. I don't know what that's about.

Cristina: It's a snake, and it talks. Were there other animals or the talking birds? Yeah.

Jack: Interesting. Interesting. It is fascinating to think about that. That maybe the source of his mortality, immortality, is the garden.

Cristina: Like the first story, though, of Lilith. Was she kicked out of the garden? Was she still living in the garden? I don't know, because she was still able to rape Adam and stuff, but.

Jack: I don't know, man. Now, the question here would be God trying to make another God. He's managing everything with messengers from within the fishbowl. So he sends messengers, tries to navigate how things happen, tricks people into doing things, causes tragedies, and once in a while, attacks directly.

Cristina: Yes. To attacks Earth.

Jack: Yeah. But he's doing all of this from the fishbowl, which is why we never see him.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: The closest thing he got was that clever trick of Jesus. He's like, well, I found the way to convert my energy into this other being that's sort of me, but not me. But he can be outside without me dying in here. And I can see through his eyes and I can move him around, but I'm gonna be limited in information and limited in ability.

Cristina: It feels like he's already really limited in many ways.

Jack: Compared to us, he's not. Yeah, he's way more free than we could ever be. But then Jesus is human, so, like, he's limited if you're comparing him to omniscience.

Cristina: Yeah, but, like, as far as humans.

Jack: Go, he's not limited by anything.

Cristina: Yeah. And.

Jack: And then there's Jesus is way out of the bubble until Jesus dies, until he gets killed. Because he's not infinitely powerful, that version of him is still mortal. It was the only way he could get outside of the bubble without him leaving the bubble.

Cristina: Personally, do you think he's gotten out of the bubble after that, though? Why would he just stop at Jesus?

Jack: Maybe he hasn't. Maybe he hasn't. Maybe he's many different people throughout time. This is the only way to experience anything.

Cristina: Yeah. Think he brought anyone back into that bubble? He kicked people out. And we know about those stories, but who says he hasn't kidnapped people? Unless that's what those stories of people going, there was a guy who just walked into heaven. I don't know who he was, but he walked up the stairs to heaven or something like that. Is he in the garden right now?

Jack: Heaven is not the garden.

Cristina: Heaven's not the garden. Where's God? He's not in heaven. Then.

Jack: God is not in heaven.

Cristina: He's in the garden.

Jack: God is in the garden.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Heaven is some other realm.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like h*** is probably just a shadow realm.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And we call it some other crap, but ironically, angels come from there.

Cristina: So heaven and h*** could be the same place.

Jack: No, I think the liars that we know as Jehovah and his army, who say we're not only omniscient, but like, we're the good guys. And it's like you're the only guy who's drinking blood, so maybe you're not. Maybe the people who are like, go be one with nature are definitely on the right track. And you calling them the devil and then going and drinking blood, maybe you're wrong. But chances are more reason to go back into the shadow realm that the garden is located inside the shadow realm.

Cristina: The garden's in the shadow realm. But you don't think heaven.

Jack: It's already in a different plane.

Cristina: Do you think heaven's not a place then?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: What do you think? That's a lie.

Jack: It's possible that either heaven or h*** is the shadow realm.

Cristina: Okay. Because I feel like it has both creatures. So it's most likely that all those locations are the same location.

Jack: It could be that all the other s*** is the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Yeah. So. Oh, back to the Shadow Realm.

Jack: And in the Shadow Realm, Somewhere in the Shadow Realm, this weird mazy confusing. Every direction leads to every direction mass there is the garden.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Which God cannot leave.

Cristina: Except wait, I just remembered. He's a beaver here right now.

Jack: You're right. He's a beaver on this side. Well, he's actually a beaver groundhog. And he isn't even over here.

Cristina: Well, we don't know where he is.

Jack: We don't know. He could be a groundhog on this side. Or he's over there and he manifests as a groundhog on this side.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Because his actual form is a groundhog. If he's over here, he's pretending, but he's over there. And people fearing for their weather conditions and season report for their crops. And we're going to be broke this year. That fear allows him to manifest and talk to them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he could just be a being from the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: He could be okay. Yes. So the best choice is just to wait then. Just gotta be patient for him to pop up. Because we know when and where.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: So we'll get that groundhog.

Jack: Definitely. It's pretty interesting.

Cristina: That is. And if we somehow miss the groundhog wasn't there. I keep saying beaver, but I'm pretty sure in another country it's the talking beaver that gives them the weather. I think it was like different animals in different locations, but they're all around the world. The groundhog is just the closest one to us, so it'd be easiest to get him.

Jack: Fair. And I'm assuming every one of those regions has different gods as well. And different gods pretend to be different things as well as different kinds of ghosts and entities of those natures. Which goes to show that gods are just demigods who happen to inhabit certain regions of the Earth. Yeah, that's fascinating. And as for groundhogs and s***, My voice is almost recovered after he got bitten by that stupid f****** groundhog.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Soon I'll be back at a hundred percent. I can almost do high notes. Almost.

Cristina: So what are you right now, 75?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: I'm getting there. I'm getting there.

Cristina: Everyone's worried about you. There's like hundreds of thank you letters. I don't know why. Thank you.

Jack: Yes. Many, many thank you letters.

Cristina: It's really confusing.

Jack: Yes. They all heard I was hurt and they're all just thanking me.

Cristina: I think they think you're dying. Like this is it for you.

Jack: They think this is it.

Cristina: Yeah. So they're like, thank you for host. You're gonna be soon replaced by you again. But we want to thank you for the time you've been with us.

Jack: Yeah. It won't matter. They won't tell the difference.

Cristina: They won't tell the difference. No. So. But whatever they. They consider it if this is your passing away moment. But you're saying it's not.

Jack: I'm saying it's not. But thank you for all the thank you letters that we've received over the last couple of days following the previous episode where I talked about getting bitten by the groundhog that was just a normal non radioactive groundhog.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: So thank you for all the thank you letters that we've gotten. It's great that that happened, I guess. You're welcome.

Cristina: You're welcome.

Jack: Welcome to all of you.

Cristina: Because this is it. I mean, this is the show. That's what you said in the beginning. This is the show.

Jack: This is the show. Yeah, it's the show. Anyways, so. Yeah. Hope you guys have some ideas or thoughts on anything we discussed right now. It'd be interesting to hear what you guys have to say about this. Is it making more sense? Are we reflecting defining what God is that we unmutty the Bible by saying that God is a groundhog from the shadow realm that exists inside of a fishbowl dimension that is known as the Garden of Eden and that humans are.

Cristina: Have the force and have adrenochrome as the shortcut force?

Jack: Yes, yes. We're just clarifying all the things. You guys know, you guys know how we do. We give you information. A little bit of good, a little bit of bad, some of the do's and don'ts. And this is my. Before you buy.

Cristina: What are they buying?

Jack: I don't know. Isn't that what that guy's friends, what is it? Some of the good, some of the bad. You know how we do. Before you buy. Anyways, yeah. I hope you guys enjoyed this conversation. If you guys want more conversations of this nature, there are many. And the most recent episodes we've been sort of circling these topics, refining them. That way we know what our next steps are going to be. And you can find more episodes like that or like this or like any thing. Essentially, we cover everything under the sun. You can find that on Greathoughts.

Cristina: We have hundreds of episodes.

Jack: Yes. You can find that on greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.

Cristina: And you can reach us on Facebook. Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.

Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate, and review the show, because that's always great to hear what you guys are thinking. So please go. If you're listening right now, if you made it this far, go review. Go review. You heard this far and you haven't left a review, go review and tell us what you genuinely thought. Take a moment, do it right now. It'll be awesome.

Cristina: And then we'll have to include an emoji.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: For this episode. What is it gonna be?

Jack: I don't know. Put a smiley of some sort.

Cristina: The one with the hearts.

Jack: No, put a poop emoji.

Cristina: Poop emoji. Okay.

Jack: There you go.

Cristina: Put a poop emoji, a true, honest review of the show, and a poof.

Jack: And a poop emoji at the true, honest review of the show, the right amount of stars that you believe we deserve, and then a poop emoji. Go do that now.

Cristina: Yes. And let someone who might like the show know about it.

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth, incredibly powerful. And we're refining the meaning of science, religion, philosophy and everything. We're making it one. So, you know, tell people. Tell people who are trapped.

Cristina: They have to know.

Jack: Yeah. Tell people who are trapped in one of those systems so they can be trapped in all of them with us.

Cristina: Yes. Wow. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening.

Jack: Bye. It's very complicated.

Cristina: What made you think of that, though?

Jack: I don't know. I was just. It's just an im. I don't know what the f*** I was even doing, but the images popped into my head. I'm like, how weird and fat. I've been thinking about it for, like, a week straight.

Cristina: What?

Jack: Yeah. I'm like, this is so trippy.

Cristina: Is the Blue's Clues thing trippy, too, or not as trippy?

Jack: Holy sh. I didn't even connect those dots. I didn't think about it. But, yeah, it's kind of crazy. Blue skirt, dude, we can, too. Then they hop into a f******. But they live in a jumbled f****** mess.

Cristina: They do.

Jack: Weird to assume the coyote and the Roadrunner exists in, like, a relative reality.

Cristina: Or whatever, but the weird thing about them is that they can't normally jump into pictures. They have to announce that they're using Blue's powers of jumping into pictures.

Jack: What the f*** is Blue? Blue's some, like, mythical creature with powers, right?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Like his.

Cristina: Blue, like the roadrunner. They have special powers.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The Roadrunner is like Wile E. Coyote sometimes. Wile E. Coyote can break the laws of physics, too. It could break reality in his own instances. While Blue seems to kind of be like an omniscient God in his world or some s***, where he can however he wants. He's kind of like Deadpool.

Cristina: Good morning. Good morning.

Jack: The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by.

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Rambling 150: Shadow God

Is there a pattern in Groundhog God’s behavior? Is there a pattern in which other God’s we see? Why is Adrenochrome so prominent in everything the underworld offers throughout the course of history? Is the point of reality Adrenochrome related? After being attacked by a rabid groundhog, the due decide to unpack the connection of God, Groundhogs, Adrenochrome and Technology. Additionally delving into the Facebook Metaverse name change and what their new artificial reality will be capable of. What the duo uncovers about the metaverse is a flash from the past no one could have seen coming!

+Episode Details

Topics Discussed:

  • Groundhog God
  • Facebook’s Metaverse
  • Androids
  • Elon Musk
  • Ugandan Knuckles
  • Genocidal Jack
  • Illuminati Clones
  • Caligrians
  • The Clone Origins
  • Planet X
  • The Death Star
  • Cat People
  • The Shadow Realm
  • Yu-Gi-Oh

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+Transcript

Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.

Jack: Going live in 5, 4.

Cristina: What does live mean?

Cristina: Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.

Jack: And I'm Jack.

Cristina: And if you haven't yet, remember to hit that subscribe button to get notified the second new episodes are released.

Jack: Yes, and also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss. So be sure to find somebody to listen to this show with. That's always the most important part. You go find somebody. Ah, my throat hurts so much it's crazy.

Cristina: Why? What's wrong with your throat?

Jack: You know what's wrong with my throat.

Cristina: You got Covid.

Jack: I got Covid. Can you imagine? Just be here in the. In the showroom, recording. I got Covid. Everybody's getting Covid. We're all catching COVID Because I brought Covid.

Cristina: Yeah, it's crazy, because you got the shot. What was it you told Clevername? You got it 7 times already?

Jack: 17 times.

Cristina: 17 times the shot.

Jack: 17 times the most vaccinated human, and.

Cristina: You still caught it.

Jack: And I still caught it.

Cristina: That's crazy.

Jack: And it's killing me.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: I'm probably going to be replaced soon with another clone.

Cristina: Clone.

Jack: Hopefully I make it. I mean, that was the goal, right? I caught the COVID and that's not even why I sound the way I do. No, that's unrelated.

Cristina: That's unrelated. Yes.

Jack: I just have Covid. That's another fact. Yeah, I just have Covid, But I was trying to beat the COVID with a beaver. With a.

Cristina: No. Groundhog. Yeah, they're all the same. Okay. Groundhog.

Jack: Yeah, they're close.

Cristina: They're close, you know?

Jack: God d***. But my throat hurts so much. So I'll fill you guys in with what happened. So I went out with some of the subhumans, and we decided we're going to go catch groundhog God, Jehovah. But I also decided we can get a normal groundhog and try to create a groundhog God. The groundhog God, like Jehovah. And so we went and we caught a normal groundhog, and we trapped it, and I was gonna inject it with some adrenochrome to see what would happen when the m*********** bit me in the neck.

Cristina: Wow.

Jack: So were you able to inject it afterwards? Yeah. Okay, so, like, I'm not gonna have, like, groundhog powers or anything, which would be dope.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Depending on what that would be, I guess.

Cristina: What do you mean? Any power should be a dope power.

Jack: I suppose.

Cristina: What would be a bad power?

Jack: I don't know, like I become a groundhog or I'm like a human size. Think about like the. The Beast from X Men.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like his life sucks. Or think about the thing from the Fantastic Four. Yeah, I get. Yeah, that's garbage, bro.

Cristina: I mean, as superheroes, it's fine dope. But in their normal lives as human beings, I guess that it sucks.

Jack: Yeah. Like, if I turned into. It would suck if I inj with adrenochrome and bites me and then I become like a giant groundhog.

Cristina: Yeah. That still speaks and everything.

Jack: Like, yeah, that sucks.

Cristina: Yeah, that sucks.

Jack: Oh, so, yeah, it sucks to talk. It hurts. It's. It. I sound weird.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And like, it's hard to even explain what's going on because it caught me on the right side of the neck. So it didn't hit like the jugular vein or any important thing.

Cristina: You didn't bleed out.

Jack: And like we have all the secret Illuminati medication. So, like, I'm not going to get rabies or anything. Although, like, we had cures for like normal people can access cures for rabies, but I got like mega cure for rabies. So that's all stuff that's happening. But like, I can't do high pitched.

Cristina: Sounds or it will kill you.

Jack: Yeah, man, it hurts. I might die if I do some. Any kind of high octave thing where not even.

Cristina: What if you accidentally do a high octave and then you die in this while we're recording this?

Jack: That would be tragic. But then I would be replaced immediately by a more clear sounding clone.

Cristina: So should we try to kill you?

Jack: No, because I like living. That's a fact.

Cristina: Sure.

Jack: Yeah. I enjoy being alive quite a bit.

Cristina: All right, just checking.

Jack: Yeah. So that's what's happening over here. Just a lot of.

Cristina: So we couldn't find the groundhog God, though.

Jack: We haven't done that yet. We haven't even gone out to find out if there is a groundhog God that we're gonna catch. We're presuming that that's the thing, and it probably is.

Cristina: Realistically, I thought we were doing that. And you also wanted to test out if you could turn one into the God.

Jack: We're gonna go. We're hunting to see where we're gonna find groundhog God. We gotta look in the area where the groundhog that predicts the weather or whatever the f***.

Cristina: I think that's in Philadelphia. Right. I don't know. Maybe. His name is Phil, I'm assuming. Yes.

Jack: His name is Phil, therefore he is from Philadelphia.

Cristina: He's named after the location he lives. Positive.

Jack: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.

Jack: PPP Yeah, I think so. Phil from Pennsylvania.

Cristina: Well, his name is like two Peas, so it would be PPP Why is.

Jack: His name two Peas?

Cristina: Because it's the town he's from.

Jack: Starts with a P. No f****** way.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Really?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Isn't Philadelphia the town he's in?

Cristina: No, that's not really the town he's in. It's another town that starts with a P. Really? Yeah.

Jack: That's a fact.

Cristina: Yes. It's a really complicated word, though.

Jack: Okay. Like Poughkeepsie.

Cristina: Poughkeepsie. What is a Poughkeepsie?

Jack: It's a town.

Cristina: What town? Where is it?

Jack: I don't know where it is.

Cristina: Why do you know it's.

Jack: The name of the town is Poughkeepsie. And I don't know why I know things. I don't know the answers to stuff, but. Yeah. So today's show is brought to you by the letter H and the letter P. P. And you put them together and it equals gaining Life.

Cristina: Gaining. His name is Punksu. To.

Jack: Phil.

Cristina: Yes, Phil. I said Phil. Right. And that P word is in Pennsylvania. So you see, it was pretty on it.

Jack: Yeah, I guess so. It is in Pennsylvania.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he's from. Yeah, it's. His name is PP from pp.

Cristina: He's PP from pp?

Jack: Yeah, he's PP from pp. This is a very adult, mature content show. We are only.

Cristina: That's why we're not laughing.

Jack: We're only. Yeah. Because there's nothing funny about Peepee from pp.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Them be the facts.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Facts aren't meant to be funny.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: They're just objective truths.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So we gotta go there and hunt God.

Cristina: Yes. How are we gonna go there? I mean, it's not even that far, is it?

Jack: No, that's incredibly close.

Cristina: Why haven't we found him yet?

Jack: Because it's a large area.

Cristina: Are you sure? What if that town is very tiny? I don't know.

Jack: Pennsylvilladelphia?

Cristina: No. Punxus. Whatever. The P word. That. He's from the town.

Jack: Oh, s***. He's named after the town.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Punxutaway.

Cristina: Let's just say he's from Pun. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter where he's from. We're gonna go there and we're gonna. Cat.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It is what it is, man.

Cristina: Did you murder that thing? No, we're just watching and waiting.

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.

Cristina: What if he becomes you?

Jack: I highly doubt that. You, like, eat a piece of me?

Cristina: No. But he bit you.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: That would be enough to turn you into beaver.

Jack: Groundhog.

Cristina: Groundhog. What if he turned into a groundhog?

Jack: He wasn't radioactive or anything.

Cristina: How do you know? Did you check if he was before you did it?

Jack: He wasn't normal.

Cristina: Did you check, though, before?

Jack: Yes, that was the point. We couldn't have an already modified groundhog and give it adrenochrome.

Cristina: Well, I thought you just got a random groundhog and maybe forgot to check it.

Jack: No, we are professionals.

Cristina: Okay?

Jack: Yeah, it was just a groundhog.

Cristina: So what powers would you want from a groundhog, though? You don't want to turn into one, I guess.

Jack: But what power does a groundhog have? Didn't we go through this once where you talked about the powers of a groundhog or some?

Cristina: I think so. I talked about other. Other animals.

Jack: Really? I don't know. It could dig.

Cristina: Well, it could dig. So you're gonna. That's the power you want?

Jack: Just dig underground?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Unrealistically fast. They don't even dig really fast. Like it isn't astounding.

Cristina: It's probably equal to you digging.

Jack: Yeah. It's not crazy, you know?

Cristina: Yeah. Do they at least have good vision in the dark?

Jack: Probably not.

Cristina: Probably. Oh.

Jack: They don't need to see too much when they're in a hole in the dark. There's no light in there.

Cristina: Shouldn't they be seeing? Well, no, they're not like moles or something.

Jack: In order to have night vision like other animals, do you usually have a little bit of light? It's the ability to see in low light.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Isn't light coming into your eyes? You can't see Like a cat in straight up darkness is still blind. So in a hole like that, it doesn't matter.

Cristina: Okay. And it can't develop those other powers that the moles have, like being able.

Jack: To feel where everything is. Yeah, I guess it could, but the mole did that already, so.

Cristina: But you wouldn't want that power.

Jack: Well, I wouldn't get that from a groundhog, no. Yeah. Groundhog doesn't give us that kind of stuff.

Cristina: What if you were furry as one?

Jack: That sucks. I just described.

Cristina: No, you don't want to be. You're not going to be a giant groundhog. You're still human.

Jack: No, I don't want to be furry at all. That sucks.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I want to look like a groundhog in any manner, shape or form. Not even fur wise.

Cristina: I wonder what powers they have. They have to have something that makes them special besides predicting the future.

Jack: I don't care. That groundhog. What have you been up to?

Cristina: What have I been up to?

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Hiding from Mark Zuckerberg.

Jack: Mark Zuckerfucker? Why?

Cristina: His commercial scares me.

Jack: The Metaverse commercial?

Cristina: He's so not human.

Jack: What's not human about him?

Cristina: Just him talking. It's just. It does feel like he's pretending to be Data from Star Trek. It's so crazy that he's just trying to be normal and it's not coming off as normal.

Jack: Well, he's a weird guy.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like he has little option to what he can do to fix that. Like he is who he is.

Cristina: Like he's trying to play around with what we. How we see him. But it's really hard not to see him as how we see him.

Jack: Yeah, like his joke. Oh, I thought I was the robot.

Cristina: Yes, like that. It doesn't help.

Jack: Well, it get. It shows us that he gets what's happening. Like he understands that we believe that.

Cristina: Yes, but it didn't help. I don't know, it convinced me more that he's a robot.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Cuz it's something. I don't know. Maybe it's that weird. He's Data. He's a robot. He's whatever Data is. What is Data? He's a robot. Completely. He's something else.

Jack: He's a fool.

Cristina: Yeah, he's a robot.

Jack: Yeah, he's an Android. His robot made to simulate a person.

Cristina: I think Mark is that. I think Mark is an Android.

Jack: And who made him?

Cristina: Elon Musk.

Jack: That'd be an interesting. And like, I wouldn't put it past him, you know?

Cristina: Yes. He didn't probably plan on him making Facebook or any of that. He just made a robot just to see what would happen. And then that robot did all this other stuff that Elon wasn't predicting at all. He just made the robot for fun.

Jack: Or maybe he did plan on him making Facebook.

Jack: Maybe he's pulling all the strings.

Cristina: Why would he care about Facebook?

Jack: He has everybody's information.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Why are all his companies so successful?

Cristina: Because of Facebook. No.

Jack: Elon Musk. Yeah, he knows what people want.

Cristina: Oh. Because he knows what people want and.

Jack: He builds an entire company around the concept of what people want.

Cristina: But he hangs out on Twitter and on Facebook.

Jack: Unless he does, he doesn't need to hang out on Facebook because Zucker F***** does. He not only the Creator of Facebook. But he exists inside Facebook, reading all the data and then he just reports back to Elon Musk and gives him all the data he's discovered.

Cristina: Interesting.

Jack: In summarized versions that provide the most efficient knowledge.

Cristina: What kind of information does he need?

Jack: Well, what are people talking about these days? What's the most talked about?

Cristina: Conspiracies? I don't know.

Jack: And he solves them. He probably the guy who tells Trump what to do. When we were talking about the guy on top who tells everybody else what to do. It's probably Elon Musk. He's probably the boss of the queen and everything. He's the guy on top. If we just follow every line to the top. Elon Musk is at the top of every line.

Cristina: That's a little hard to imagine. Well, okay.

Jack: Why?

Cristina: Because. Over the queen.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: How did he do it?

Jack: Science.

Cristina: Science got him there. Whoa.

Jack: The power of science got Elon Musk on top. Yeah. I think that's definitely what's going on. Used the power of science in a virtual world.

Cristina: What is your avatar gonna look like?

Jack: What? In the metaverse? In the Facebook metaverse.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: You can make it look like yourself, which is a weird choice to go with.

Jack: You could exist in a fictional world and you're just gonna make you.

Cristina: Yeah, because one of the people in that commercial just was themselves.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Like a hologram version of themselves.

Jack: Yeah. Is that what he really believes is going to happen?

Cristina: That people are going to do that? You know what? I'm going to be right.

Jack: What are you going to be?

Cristina: The little round knuckles running around Uganda Knuckles. Yeah.

Jack: Oh, my God. I know that's going to happen. Isn't. Wait, isn't that a metaverse? What the f*** was that?

Cristina: Yeah, that is. I don't know. What's it called, what game that is or where that's.

Jack: Yeah, they invaded that s*** hard.

Cristina: And it's going to go in Facebook.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uganda Knuckles will live again.

Cristina: Yeah, but what would your character look like?

Jack: Probably Uganda Knuckles as well.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: I joined that movement immediately.

Cristina: Yes. Gotta make it happen.

Jack: Yeah. It'll be amazing. Can you imagine another army of Uganda knuckles just trolling until that avatar gets banned again?

Cristina: Yes. You gotta. Well, what does he do? Stalk girls and say something? I forgot what he says.

Jack: He shows you the way.

Cristina: Oh, yeah. He shows you the way.

Jack: Shows you the way. Brada.

Cristina: Yes. Can't wait.

Jack: You do not know the way.

Cristina: Yes. That man. I wonder what else. I don't know.

Jack: That was a good brief Moment in history. Yeah, it was great.

Cristina: And I guess you gotta make a character, like, I don't know, a video game character that you, like, you could just put in. I wonder.

Jack: No, I'm gonna just be some chick.

Cristina: I'm just gonna be some chick.

Jack: Yeah, I'm a troll. Guys get free. So you do you dress up like a chicken? Nerds. Wanna. You or your avatar.

Cristina: Your avatar?

Jack: Yeah, I do it all the time, man. I play chicks and games.

Cristina: And they give you stuff.

Jack: Yeah, they just want to f*** my avatar.

Cristina: Oh, do you let them f*** your avatar? No, no. Okay.

Jack: I flirt with them, though, you know, in game. Flirting, winks and highs. And I follow them around. They're like, oh, yeah, I got a video game girl.

Cristina: Then you murder them.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that kind of often.

Cristina: You're serial killer.

Jack: I kind of am, dude.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, let's be real. Let's be real. Totally out of character right now. Just me, the real clone, and, like, worker for the Illuminati. None of this other s*** I pretend to be, Right? This is who I really, truly, honestly am.

Cristina: You, Jack the River.

Jack: I kind of murder a lot. Let's look at my track record, right? Video games. Just going through video games before we get to the bigger picture. I consistently. But I'm not like. Like, let's think of like Grand Theft Auto, right? I don't go around just casually murdering people.

Cristina: No, you do. On the Red Dead.

Jack: Well, the problem is I'll go and I'll randomly, in gta, go into a bunk after the lobby has pacified and there's no chaos happening. And what will I do? I'll get an armored truck that nobody could blow up. Oh, I'll go outside and just start f****** people up with that truck, sending the entire lobby into a frenzy of murdering one another.

Cristina: Why would you.

Jack: And then I'll stop murdering people.

Cristina: Poor kid.

Jack: I don't know. Because I can.

Cristina: Because you can.

Jack: In Red Dead, I passively go wave at somebody. Go chill with them, follow them around.

Cristina: They think, oh, yeah, Pretend to be their buddy.

Jack: Yeah, we're gonna go do things together. And then when they least expect it, I blow their f****** brains out.

Cristina: And then run away.

Jack: And then run away. Then they can't find me.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And I make sure they know I'm still in the world. But I quick travel somewhere they can't find me. And then I leave the nearest town, and then they can't find me. If they're traveling from down to town, they gotta find me in the middle of West Bubba F*** killer.

Cristina: I guess that's not a serial killer because you're not hunting specific people or anything.

Jack: No, I'm just a mass murderer.

Cristina: Mass murderer? Yeah, that's the right word.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: If we talk about the real world, though, what you did with the cockroach people is mass murder.

Jack: Yeah. It's genocide.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So it's a lot. A lot of life. I killed a lot of Reptilians, but there's a lot alive resistant slaves. Like, a lot of them.

Cristina: Yeah. Not as bad as what we did with the cockroach Fuel.

Jack: No, nothing. Nothing beats that. That was way early, before we understood what we were dealing with. Before s*** got weird and there was a bunch of other s*** happening. But, yeah, we. We f***** that up. I did end up marrying one of the survivors, huh?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: My wife is a giant cockroach.

Cristina: Mm. Does she scare? Is she afraid of you? I don't understand. How did it happen?

Jack: She understands.

Cristina: She understands that she.

Jack: But it was Amy.

Cristina: It wasn't this you. It was before you became you.

Jack: I don't. I don't know what the canon of this show is. I don't know the lore. So, like, somebody needs to explain this to me. Am I the one who's the same killer? Is anybody listening? Who, like, kept track of this? Because I don't know. And I'm not going to go back and find out. Like, go listen to everything and tell me, am I the same guy who destroyed that planet, destroyed Mars with cockroaches on it? Or was it like a previous clone? Or, like, what the f***? I don't know.

Cristina: And which version of you did the time machine and which version of me? Because I don't think it was the one before the real you. I don't think it was that you, but I don't think it's this you either. I think there's just another you out there.

Jack: That's the thing.

Cristina: Unrelated, I think there's two.

Jack: I think there's two mews.

Cristina: Besides the one that was kill trying to kill you. Besides that you that's might still also be out there.

Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. He killed Jermaine. There might be three of us.

Cristina: Exactly. There's three of yous out here.

Jack: See, this is why we need somebody who listens to this show religiously to, like, build. Build this narrative so we can see and, like, tell me, I want to know. Which are you, which am I?

Cristina: Which you is you.

Jack: I know I'm number three, you're for.

Cristina: Sure the one that married the roach.

Jack: For sure, for sure, for sure. Yeah. Because I've been here a while. I've been here for, like, three seasons maybe.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like, season two had, like, two different clones.

Cristina: Really?

Jack: Yeah. All that happened in, like, season two.

Cristina: Okay. With the time machine and the murdering your friend.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Like, a huge part of the lore happened in season two.

Cristina: And that's why we have no idea.

Jack: And that's why you have no idea. A bunch of that s*** happened all together. Because before then, it was just a show.

Cristina: Yes, it was. Normal podcast.

Jack: Was a normal podcast back in the old days when we had Reaper here and we were all just a bunch of people before the Illuminati recruited us because of how informative we were. And then we got recruited and then we got told the secrets and then.

Cristina: We spoiled it, and then we died.

Jack: Well, we didn't necessarily, but you know us. And then the originals started talking s*** because they didn't know better. They got put down and boom, the clones showed up. But through several different things that happened, here we are.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Many clones on the line. Third clone each.

Cristina: We're the third clone.

Jack: We're the third clone. Yeah.

Cristina: What happened to our second clone?

Jack: I don't remember.

Cristina: Are you positive?

Jack: I am positive. We're number three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: I just remember Dave dying with Dave.

Jack: Well, here's the thing. I know the one with the time machine wasn't the original.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The episode with Dave is where the first got killed because we were talking s*** about the Illuminati.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: He died that day too.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: We all got replaced.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right.

Cristina: But what happened?

Jack: Well, that was the first. Then we had the clone that came to kill, so we had a different clone, I guess, for a future clone that came to kill the past clone he was meant to replace, I guess. But he was retarded because he was clone of clone.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So he was already the second clone. So he couldn't tell the difference between Jemaine and myself. Although we don't look anything alike. And, like, for whatever reason, my clone at that point had one robot arm.

Cristina: Yes, he has a robot arm and.

Jack: A robot leg and an eyepatch or some s*** like that. Yeah, pirate looking.

Cristina: Yes, he looked like you, except he was missing parts.

Jack: Yeah. Something went terribly wrong. And he wasn't the brightest either.

Cristina: No.

Jack: And he was the second one who came to kill the previous. We'd still not use the time machine yet for the cat people.

Cristina: Are you positive? Because that was super random too.

Jack: D***. I don't know.

Cristina: I don't know which came first. And even though, like, no matter what the order is, when do we die?

Jack: That's the biggest f****** problem, right? Because I know we're number three. I don't remember how we got here.

Cristina: When did we die again? Are you sure?

Jack: I am positive. We've been the third clone for a while.

Cristina: Are you sure you're not the second?

Jack: No, I'm positive. We're not the second. We're the third.

Cristina: I don't remember that. Are you sure?

Jack: I can keep repeating that?

Cristina: Yes, I'm sure. You don't know what season?

Jack: No. Everything happened between season two.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And three.

Cristina: All of it only died twice.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: Okay. I just don't remember my second death.

Jack: I mean, of course you wouldn't. That. That's. That holds up. That's exactly what would happen, isn't it?

Cristina: But I would remember. No, I think you would remember because you're getting the memories of your last.

Jack: Yeah, but you no aren't cloned after dying.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Like then take your DNA from the dead body.

Cristina: I guess not. I don't remember. Okay.

Jack: I remember specifically me. This version of me stopping the me who was sending people to the future or some s*** like that.

Cristina: You stop that person.

Jack: You remember that one version of me stopped that clone. That clone came after the situation where the Eyepatch wearing one armed clone killed Jimin.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And thus trapped the soul inside the system.

Cristina: But that just means there was multiple you at the same time. Doesn't mean that you are a second or third or a fourth. Well, because you'd have all happened at once.

Jack: Yeah, fair enough. We don't know what order we were made. And I'm saying that in the order of which they got introduced. I'm the third introduced. I'm the last to be introduced to the lore of this show.

Cristina: Okay, but the one that was going to kill you but ended up killing Jermaine, that was still you, wasn't it?

Jack: Yes, that was a retarded me.

Cristina: No, the you that was on that show that he was trying to kill.

Jack: Oh, yes, I was also.

Cristina: That was the second me that was not you.

Jack: You, though that was not Mimi, or that might have been Mimi.

Cristina: Don't.

Jack: Because the other me is the one who was running the time machine.

Cristina: The same one that was with him talking to him is the one that was running the time machine.

Jack: No, the one that was on the show with the one who is trying to kill him. Those are the same ones. And then Jermaine. But neither one of them is the one who was running the time machine.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That's three total different. Yeah. Now, my intern, My understanding is we stopped the one creating the problem with the time machine.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Right. Because he was all jolly and happy about, you know, destroying s***.

Cristina: Well, he was trying to save the world and I didn't understand it. It was me trying to stop him because I wanted cat people and I didn't understand his goal of stopping the cat people.

Jack: S***. You know what? I might be the one.

Cristina: You might be the one?

Jack: I might be the one.

Cristina: Which one?

Jack: No, I'm not the third. I'm the second.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: No, I'm the. I'm the first clone. No, the first clone died for sure. The first one of the. Because the original died and then the first clone died for both of us. Factually, that happened. Then we have. F***, there's like five of me, dude.

Cristina: Oh, my gosh. We can't even remember when the second clone died.

Jack: No, I know the first clone. I guess I don't remember when the first clone died. I know that both my first clone and your first clone died. And our original originals died. So that's already two people dead for each of us.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Then there's the retarded clone.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: With the eye patch in one arm.

Cristina: You.

Jack: That's me. Yeah. And then there is me, the either the one he was trying to kill or the one who was running the time machine. And whichever one of those I'm not is the third. Which is five total me's.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: If we just remove the original. That's four clones.

Cristina: That's four clones. Except I don't remember a first clone dying.

Jack: D***. I don't want to listen to all that all over again.

Cristina: That's too much work.

Jack: That's a lot. That's a lot.

Cristina: We should make up a reason. Why did our clones die then?

Jack: I don't know. There's definitely a reason, though. Somebody's gonna tell us. Somebody will.

Cristina: Look, the Spaghetti Monster killed us.

Jack: I think they started talking s*** about f****** Illuminati 2 by accident. Yeah. Yeah, I think it happened by accident.

Cristina: Oh, was it with a guest?

Jack: Might have been. But then the only guess where these bullshits happen are when Jermaine's on the show, when Dave is on the show, or when Ish is on the show. And with Ish, we went on other weird adventures.

Cristina: You started the cockroach war with Ish. Yes, yes, I was also in disagreement with that plan.

Jack: But it happened.

Cristina: But it happened.

Jack: Yes, it is what it is. See, Ish is ride or die. He's on board with cockroaches below the planet Insane.

Cristina: We were gonna lose and then we.

Jack: Had a hack off.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And that was amazing. And he hacked a robot.

Cristina: That was amazing.

Jack: Yeah, man. Ish is fun. We need him back.

Cristina: Yes. We need to do some kind of weird adventure with him.

Jack: Yeah, I like adventures with Ish. He's exciting.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: We never. He's the wild card.

Cristina: He's the wild. Exactly.

Jack: Every group needs a wild card.

Cristina: He's Charlie. Does that make you Dennis?

Jack: I think I'm Dennis in most cases. No matter who else is who else.

Cristina: He's Charlie.

Jack: I'm pretty Dennis. Would that be interesting? I'd like to come up with something after watching Dan. What is Dan Snaps or some. Dan put some s*** on YouTube where he brings on. It's like a podcast. And he brings on the homies.

Cristina: He brings on homies. Okay.

Jack: They do like weird experiments. And I'm like, that's a cool concept. I'd like to try that out.

Cristina: Yes, we gotta do that here.

Jack: Yeah, man. If I can get Dave Ish Reaper, you, me, I'll be Dungeon Master.

Cristina: But how we get so many people on the phone, or is it through the computer?

Jack: Yeah, we can like Skype them in or some.

Cristina: Yeah, we should do that.

Jack: Yeah. And have multiple people and then we can run cool experiments and.

Cristina: Awesome.

Jack: That'd be dope. If we can get that set up.

Cristina: Yes. We'll have a mystery. Guess. No, I don't know. Yes.

Jack: I don't know if people knew who they were.

Cristina: Nah, they'll be surprised. It's gonna be the Axeman.

Jack: The Axeman?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Who's the Axeman?

Cristina: The guy who scared some kids in the woods.

Jack: Oh, you mean the Woodsman.

Cristina: Yeah, the Woodsman.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: He's the surprise guest.

Jack: Can you imagine? We find a legit woodsman.

Cristina: That'd be cool. Now we gotta find the Woodsman.

Jack: That'd be the. Because every episode has been one to one. This would be like the creation of an entirely different show.

Cristina: What? I guess. No, it could still be ramblings.

Jack: No, no, because rambling is me and you.

Cristina: Yeah. Okay.

Jack: And this conversation is me and a guest.

Cristina: Yes. And this is a party.

Jack: And this is a party. This will be a whole other f****** thing.

Cristina: Yeah. So fun.

Jack: And if it works out, who knows? Maybe we'll do it again. Maybe we can figure out a schedule to get people regularly in.

Cristina: Yes. Awesome.

Jack: Yeah. Be badass.

Cristina: There will be a Woodsman.

Jack: There will be Woodsman. I mean, eventually, look, that show blows up, we get Millions and billions and trillions. And then Joe Rogan begs us to be on the show because it needs the exposure because we're making so much money. And Spotify fired him and hired us instead.

Jack: And, like, they took his hundred million dollars away and gave it to us. It's yours now.

Cristina: I don't think they can do that.

Jack: But okay, it doesn't matter, because now that's what happened.

Cristina: All right.

Jack: Gave us his hundred million. And that's awesome. And then he begs. He's like, I need the money. I gotta eat. Can you. Can I be on your show and exposure? And then my stand up will do better than my podcast will do better. And we're like, you want us to share our billion listeners, the most heard podcast in the galaxy?

Cristina: In the galaxy with you?

Jack: Yeah. The Colloquians are, like, hearing us all the time.

Cristina: Who?

Jack: Yeah, exactly. Them. And they're hearing us all.

Cristina: Can you say that word again?

Jack: I don't know what I said, but that alien race is actively listening. What was it? The collar?

Cristina: Something like that.

Jack: There are.

Cristina: Is that what the cockroach people are called?

Jack: No.

Cristina: Did you find out what they're called?

Jack: I don't know what they're called. I just called them cockroach people.

Cristina: Okay. Because if they're. Whatever you just said, then we have to know that that's what they're called and say it. And that sounds really hard because.

Jack: Yeah, because there's two letters there that don't go together, so it's really hard to announce. It's like a whole other language. Caligreans.

Cristina: It's horrible. Yes. They're not called out. Okay.

Jack: Yeah, yeah.

Cristina: That's what the cat people are called.

Jack: But that's some. It could be. Maybe the cat peoples are Caligreans.

Cristina: We need simpler names.

Jack: I mean, cat people in Cockroach, you were pretty simple.

Cristina: But it's not real names.

Jack: I mean, it's identifying labels that we understand. I guess it's like a stereotype. It works.

Cristina: Yeah. All right, so the show with Joe Rogan, we're gonna give him an episode.

Jack: We're gonna allow him to be one of the guests that we run experiments through. But eventually the show is gonna get so big that it's no longer gonna be experiments, and we're really gonna put them in the scenarios we're talking about. It's gonna start in front of a mic.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Just like it started when we first started. Just conversation.

Cristina: Become that show that he used. Factor. Yes. We're just. We're gonna remake Fear Factor. And he's gonna be the guest. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Jack: That's gonna be great. It's gonna happen by accident. That's how this show happened.

Cristina: Right.

Jack: So we began it was just us hanging out. Then we got hired.

Cristina: Then we got hired. Oh, yeah.

Jack: Then we went on crazy adventures. Do crazy. Now we're gonna make a game show. We're gonna have them be on it. And it's just gonna be some fun questions. Fun.

Cristina: And then we're gonna take Joe Rogan and whatever spa.

Jack: And then we're gonna get so popular, we're gonna take Joe Rogan's spot. And then eventually we're gonna build an entire arena. Beast. What is it? The beast arena thing with the beast arena? The f****** parkour, like, ninja warrior.

Cristina: Oh, American Beast master.

Jack: Beast Master. It's gonna be like a giant Beastmaster size arena.

Cristina: What is it gonna be on Zombie island or.

Jack: Zombie Island? Yes. Ooh. Just keep filling that up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: Beast master size arena. And then we're gonna have all our scenarios really existing on there, and they're gonna have to go through them.

Cristina: Like hacking a robot.

Jack: Yeah. Oh. We could base everything on things that happened here. Oh, my God. You just gave us how we're gonna do the questions for the show. We can just go back to previous events that happened and see what everybody would do in my shoes.

Cristina: Okay, so, like, what would they do with the cockroach people?

Jack: Would they do the cockroach people?

Cristina: Probably not. Start a war. I wonder if everyone's like, no, just start a war.

Jack: We didn't try to start a war.

Cristina: You wanted to just murder them?

Jack: Yes, we freaked out. Murdered a couple of them. Then they started flying towards us and we were like, we gotta stop them. And then we destroyed their whole planet. But then that f***** up the whole system's gravitational pull and Planet X started plunging straight towards Earth. So we went ahead and we stole Mars from Universe 2, put that there.

Cristina: Then what happened to Planet X? Because it was already plunging towards us. Did it just stop?

Jack: Yes, it's just out there.

Cristina: Closer though.

Jack: It's closer, but whatever. It's where it's orbiting, just closer to the end.

Cristina: It's. Is it near Pluto? Is it somewhere we can see it? Is it like now Planet six or whatever? Like, it took that spot or whatever.

Jack: Yeah, it's probably between two other planets. Yeah, it was outside, now it's in the middle. For whatever reason, it didn't just keep plunging in. It's just like, oh, there's a planet. Okay, now I'm back In orbit, circling.

Cristina: The sun like all the other.

Jack: Which is weird that we took out one planet and it immediately stopped orbiting and just started going straight towards Earth. And then we put Mars back and it immediately stopped going towards Earth and then just went back to orbiting wherever it was.

Cristina: I think that planet's an alien.

Jack: That might be a giant. That might be the Death Star.

Cristina: Oh, crap. Why was it coming towards us? Why did it stop?

Jack: Cockroach people were protecting us this whole time. They are like the Vulcan. We got the Vulcans out of the way and then they were like, we're gonna f*** them up. But then we put it back and they don't know that the characters.

Cristina: Okay, interesting. We should go onto planet X though.

Jack: AKA the Death Star.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: But like we call it a Death Star because it's just a giant spaceship. That's artificial planet thing. But like, obviously we're not gonna get there and f****** Darth Vader is gonna be on board. So who's on board the real Death Star? Is it gonna turn out to be like the Borg?

Cristina: Is it gonna be the Borg? No, I think it's gonna be something that's afraid of cockroaches. Like they're gonna be elephants.

Jack: Interesting. But elephants aren't scared of cockroaches.

Cristina: I know, but they're mice. Yeah. They're afraid of small things. I don't know.

Jack: Interesting, Interesting. I wonder what it'll be.

Cristina: It's a mouse.

Jack: A mouse wouldn't be scared of a cockroach. Mouse would wreck a cockroach.

Cristina: Oh, there's nothing afraid of cockroaches.

Jack: I'm sure there is. The answer is rabbits.

Cristina: Yes. Why do you call them cockroaches?

Jack: I don't know.

Cristina: They're called. It's spelled c***. Roach.

Jack: Yeah, it's spelled cockroach.

Cristina: But you're not saying cockroach, are you?

Jack: I never say cockroach.

Cristina: What do you say?

Jack: I say cockroach.

Cristina: It's so, so similar. I guess it doesn't really matter, but rabbits.

Jack: Rabbits on the Death Star.

Cristina: I think we could take them on if they do decide to attack us. If they don't find out. If they do find out, the roaches are gone. Okay, subhumans versus rabbits.

Jack: Alright, let's. Let's be real. It looks like aliens aren't really a thing. Minus the weird anomalies that we've seen, like the Chupacabra and things like that.

Cristina: Those aren't aliens. Those are also animals.

Jack: Not the interdimensional godlike ones that show up looking for ADRENOCHROME and s***.

Cristina: They were once upon a time, an animal.

Jack: Could be. We didn't establish that actually, but yeah. Like the shapeless one.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: But yeah, probably. If we follow the logic. It was probably some s***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: It seems like the whole planet and the whole star system and the whole galaxy are just animals.

Cristina: With adrenochrome.

Jack: Just animals. It looks like adrenochrome kind of runs the universe. Question is, are the rabbits also on adrenochrome?

Cristina: For sure.

Jack: You think the cat people are on adrenochrome? They're ancient, bro.

Cristina: I think that's what we'll find.

Jack: You think we're just gonna find that?

Cristina: They probably gave us adrenochrome, dude.

Jack: You think everything comes back to adrenochrome?

Cristina: Yes. The whole history of everything.

Jack: Because God started with adrenal, Started with the goal to get more adrenochrome.

Cristina: Exactly. It makes sense.

Jack: Back to the beginning, dude. All the way at the start.

Cristina: Exactly.

Jack: Adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah. Like the Chupacabra. That doesn't. That's dimensional and giving us powers and whatever. It had to be something normal before adrenochrome came to its life.

Jack: Because it was working with adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How did it exist before it found us? You know, it needed adrenochrome.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So chances are it got the adrenochrome first and then slowly changed to what it is.

Cristina: Yeah. And that weird other world. I forgot what it was called.

Jack: Universe 2.

Cristina: Is it universal where all the fairies and creatures live?

Jack: Oh, the. The Shadow Realm.

Cristina: The Shadow Realm. Those are just creatures with adrenochrome. Once you have adrenochrome, you can enter the Shadow Realm.

Jack: Yeah, but there's things that live there.

Cristina: Purely because they already had the. Yeah. They don't know.

Jack: Are things that are just born on that side that never came in contact with anything on this side. Those are. Okay, so we gotta ignore everything on this side. Those are more interesting. Everything over here works off of adrenochrome. Everything. The only place we've seen where that is. The exception is over there. Is that other realm. Interesting.

Cristina: But many things over there have taken adrenochrome. Yes, but you're saying not all of them.

Jack: Not all of them. There are things that are native to that side. Things over here take adrenochrome and move in that direction. That's also to assume we're not going to find God over here.

Cristina: Think we're going to find him over there.

Jack: We got to go to the shadow realm to find God.

Cristina: Or we can just wait for February 2nd, where he will show up in Philadelphia, in Pennsylvania.

Jack: What is it that happens? Right. What is it that happens when to bring something to this side, you need a lot of fear or a lot of death. And then something from the shadow realm becomes. The more of that there is, the more prominent it is on this side. Because they need that energy to manifest from the other side.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: God should, in theory, be on the other side. When does God most likely show and when are miracles most likely to happen? In times of extreme, extreme tragedy.

Jack: That's because God is on the other side. And during that February 2nd.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: What's happening is the fear of farmers hearing bad news and all their crops being is enough to manifest.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Jehovah.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: The worry, the fear, the scared of. I'm not gonna. This is gonna be bad news. That allows him to get grasp form. That's why they have to wait.

Cristina: Yeah. So people collect first.

Jack: Yeah, I guess. But the question is, will he stay on this side? We need to catch his physical form on the other side.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: Because we can catch him here and then he'll just stay here.

Cristina: Yep. Yep. Okay. Yeah, we do have to. But I was thinking about the creatures. You said that they are always there.

Jack: Yes.

Cristina: And never here. But I'm wondering if even though they might have. You know how I have to go back to us as humans. We might have been some creature before adrenochrome came to our ancestors. And then somehow we came to be. And what if that's their story? Like they might not have come here for adrenochrome, but maybe someone in their past.

Jack: So your argument is there's nothing native.

Cristina: No.

Jack: The Shadow Realm minus Adrenochrome is empty.

Cristina: Yes. Like, those are just babies of things that came here, came back over there, and then they're just stuck there because they're. They don't need it. Like their ancestor. Like we don't need it.

Jack: Problematic things like angels. And are we to assume angels are just also people who changed differently? Maybe the Neanderthals who took the f****** thing and then evolved to be these f****** things? What do we say about, like, reapers that are native to that realm?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Were they some other s*** on this side took it, went to that side and figured out they don't need it anymore? Are angels feral? Are reapers feral? Like, I don't know.

Cristina: It's complicated. I don't know.

Jack: So the problem is we didn't really investigate much into the Shadow Realm. We Got the surface data.

Cristina: So yeah, do more research.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Before we get in there, deep dive.

Jack: Into the Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Maybe we can go through Yu Gi oh to find out Yu Gi oh.

Jack: Has the, the, the cards that are sent that'll send our souls there or whatever the f***.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: How the f*** does that work?

Cristina: I don't know. The Shadow Realm is connected somehow to.

Jack: Yu Gi oh, bro.

Cristina: To Yu Gi oh.

Jack: Duel monsters.

Cristina: Yes. Are probably a lot like the monsters you would find in the shroud.

Jack: You tell me. I could find the blue eyes white dragon and a red eyes black dragon.

Cristina: You could find an angel maybe.

Jack: I mean maybe. Right. Like f*** it, like what's. Fair enough, fair enough. I mean every other bullshit that anybody's ever thought of turned out real. So like whatever. I guess there's probably a Red eyes black. That's badass. I could just catch. So that means like a pokeball is probably real.

Cristina: In the Shadow Realm.

Jack: In the Shadow Realm. We don't need to even invent one. We just need to find it. Yeah, maybe that's a lie. Maybe that was just a fantasy. But we can still invent it in theory and then go catch instead of. I mean it'd be cool to still have a wedge edge and a winningo, but like, I much rather have like a red eyes black dragon. That's hardcore. Or God, it's a stupid looking f****** groundhog. I don't really care much for God.

Cristina: But that'd be crazy. You throw a ball, he comes out, everyone's confused because it's just a groundhog.

Jack: But he has the power to destroy everything.

Cristina: Exactly. He just snaps his finger, they disappear.

Jack: And for whatever reason, the only power he doesn't have is the ability to defeat normal groundhog problems.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Including cages.

Cristina: Yes. So yeah, that sounds right.

Jack: Yeah. I think I'd rather have a Wendigo because could we build technology that could mind control God? He is still a demigod.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So like he's not impossible, but like.

Cristina: That'S why we need anything.

Jack: The huge problem here's problem, we need God to get to the cat people. The cat gods and their technology is then going to allow us to create tech to bring Wash God.

Cristina: Oh, it's.

Jack: We need one for the other no matter what.

Cristina: Yeah, okay. But we still have to understand their technology and whether it's actually technology or is it actual magic.

Jack: I mean, at this point it's probably just technology. It's completely possible. Adrenochrome got into the mix way long ago, created these hyper intelligent cat people. The Same way that later happened to us.

Cristina: And cockroach people.

Jack: Probably cockroach people. And apparently maybe just the theory, but the rabbit people inside the Death Star.

Cristina: Yes. I think this all. It checks out.

Jack: This checks out. Yeah. This is totally making sense. You know, all the pieces fall together.

Cristina: And so we gotta go into the.

Jack: Shadow Realm to get God. Interesting. Fascinating.

Cristina: Like, the person who's talking to Yu Gi. Oh, what is he? Is he an angel?

Jack: He is actually in the Shadow Realm, I think.

Cristina: Yeah, but what is he in the shadow Realm?

Jack: He's the spirit of a pharaoh.

Cristina: Dead people, man.

Jack: The Shadow Realm works a real way in that show, doesn't it? Yeah, he's the spirit of a guy who had, like, mystical powers.

Cristina: Ghosts can be in the shadow Realm?

Jack: Well, no. You're supposed to have taken adrenochrome so that when you die, you cross over to the shadow Realm. Oh.

Cristina: And he might have.

Jack: Okay, might have.

Cristina: We gotta go and check out that show then. Yes. I think that show will give us answers.

Jack: You think that show gives us answers? Yes, definitely. It would probably.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: Tells us a lot. The fact that there was anybody in the shadow Realm and people were being sent to the shadow Realm and everybody had to participate in some sort of thing. A ritual of sorts.

Cristina: Exactly. You think they were drinking blood? I bet blood is involved.

Jack: I think blood is everything. Blood is life at this point.

Cristina: Yes. Yes. We're gonna find that out. We gotta rewatch Yu Gi. Oh, no, we don't. But we gotta research Yu Gi. Oh, for sure.

Jack: The weird thing is, which I don't understand. If Adrenochrome led apes to become humans. See, why does humans taking Adrenochrome not change us to something else?

Cristina: I thought they turned us into vampires or zombies.

Jack: It does. You're right.

Cristina: You got two results. I think zombies is if we stop taking it, and vampires if we continue taking it.

Jack: Interesting. Yeah, you're totally right. Which then brings up the next question. So we're a vampire. And we consume however much. So vampire is one of the milestones to becoming God.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: So that there's no end. No, you'll continue to change.

Cristina: Yeah. Because that once you're a vampire, you have the ability to start transforming to other things.

Jack: I don't mean like shapeshift.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: I mean, like, how long does a vampire take Adrenochrome for before no longer a vampire.

Cristina: Oh, I don't know.

Jack: But. Because it looks like we can follow this line for everything.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Well, so we get a werewolf. Well, we get a wolf becomes werewolf. Becomes a win thingo or wet judge.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: You know, like there's a line and.

Cristina: Then it becomes something else eventually.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: There is in Shinto and what was the other? Not Native American spiritualism, but something similar to that where there are spirit beasts, giant animal, like God, like creatures that protect areas. That sounds like a God.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: That came through a animal.

Cristina: You don't know what that's from. How are you gonna do research on that?

Jack: No, I don't know. I could. I'll look it up.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I know Shinto has a lot of that going on, spirit beasts and stuff like that. But I know that there's a specific belief system.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That has, like, giant spirit animals guarding, like, the woods or the lakes and like that.

Cristina: That does sound like Shinto, though.

Jack: Yeah.

Cristina: Okay. Yes.

Jack: Find that research, because that sounds like something that took a lot of adrenochrome. Never died to cross over, but kept taking adrenochrome and maybe transcended into the next thing.

Cristina: Yes, that could be it. Yep. Yep.

Jack: Which means God is where everything lands Long enough.

Cristina: Yeah. As long as they don't die.

Jack: As long as they don't die. It's just hard to live really long without some factor or another killing you.

Cristina: Or maybe even killing yourself. I don't know.

Jack: Or running out of a supply of adrenochrome.

Cristina: Or that. Yeah.

Jack: And then that making you feral.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: That sending you to madness.

Cristina: Yep. Yeah. There's so many different ways it can go.

Jack: Yeah. It's kind of crazy.

Cristina: Right. Then now we have two things we gotta check out.

Jack: Yeah. We gotta go look at the Shadow Realm and see if we can find Jehovah in his real home.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Should be some sort of similar looking, but oddly different location from his home over here when he does manifest.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: The Shadow Realm looks like a copy of over here.

Cristina: Oh, okay.

Jack: But also not simultaneously. So it should. We will know where to go look in Shadow Realm.

Cristina: Yes. That place.

Jack: And then finding out what belief system it is that has these beasts that seem to just be godlike versions of normal animals.

Cristina: Mm. And in Yu Gi. Oh. Wasn't there angels?

Jack: No.

Cristina: There wasn't a card where the person looked like an angel.

Jack: Oh. I mean, the cards are.

Cristina: Yeah, that's what I mean.

Jack: There was kind of everything. It was like a sentient clock.

Cristina: Oh, okay. That's like Pokemon.

Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cristina: Okay.

Jack: I mean, all that s*** is weird. There's a bunch of. There's Dark Magician. Was he just a magician who crosses the Shadow Realm and now goes by dark?

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: You know, maybe. Man, are those cards based on f****** real things?

Cristina: Yes. We gotta check that out. That's part of the research that we gotta check out.

Jack: That's fair. I'm down.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: Anyways, we're running out of time and. Yeah. So hopefully we can get those things done. Go into shadow realm, find Jehovah, throw a party. Throw a party?

Cristina: Yeah. With all the different people. What with Dave and Ish.

Jack: Oh, yeah. That's further down the line. Precedent is taken. By going to shadow Room, finding Jehovah and finding out what belief system was talking about, what seems to be animals have transcended through a dream to come all the way to God levels. Yes, that's useful.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Hopefully also my voice heals so that I can talk normal. And next time I'll just make a subhuman deal with the f****** groundhog or whatever other f****** creature, because that's annoying and I can't talk.

Cristina: Well, that'd be crazy.

Jack: If another groundhog bites you, that'd be crazy. It has to be radioactive and, like, give me some power.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Oh, man. I want to dig. Cool.

Cristina: You dig with your teeth.

Jack: That'd be dope. Although I don't think they do that, but yeah. No, I want to dig. Awesome. Or stop biting me. Groundhogs. And I want to be a God, which is why we got to get God to bite me or whatever. But he's gonna first bite subhumans because.

Cristina: Let'S see what that to people who.

Jack: Have the best immune system in the universe. Anyways, if you guys like this conversation, other conversations like this, you could find them anywhere. You know, we have a bunch of stuff like that talking about God as a groundhog, actually how we got to the conclusion that he was a groundhog and all this. And originally when we were talking about groundhogs and adrenochrome in the Shadow Realm. And the Shadow Realm and the creatures from within the shadow Realm, there's a little bit of everything. We. We're building the big picture now. Yes, that's what we're doing. We're bringing all the separate pieces now. We're building the puzzle. If you guys want to find all that stuff, you can find it on the official website greatthoughts.info or on Apple podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.

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Jack: Yes. And also remember to subscribe and rate and review the show if you feel so inclined.

Cristina: And let someone who might like this show know about it?

Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is very important. And now you know that God is part of the shadow realm. Somebody might want to know that. Maybe you have some religious friends who are very in their religion, and you want them to know the truth. So you're gonna go every Sunday to their door, knock on the door and tell them, have you heard about Shadow Christ?

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: Do you want to let shadow Christ into your heart?

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: You can do that. All. All. All day, Every day.

Cristina: All day, Every day on Sunday.

Jack: All day, every day on Sunday. You knock on the door, be like, let shadow Christ into your heart.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: And they're gonna close the door because they think you're trolling, and you're gonna be like, this is what it feels like. Stop showing up in my f****** house every Sunday. Hit him right back. We're hurt.

Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal, and thanks for listening. Bye.

Jack: The other day, I was thinking. I don't know what the made me think about this, but I was thinking about painting where the roadrunner. So it's the roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And Wile E. Coyote paints a replica of the mountains behind them.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: And then he puts the painting in the way of the road so that the roadrunner slams into the painting that's painted on. No, it's a road.

Cristina: Oh.

Jack: It's like a steel brick or a brick wall or something he made with the painting on it, thinking that thing is gonna run into the wall and knock itself out. But then it just runs up the road in the painting.

Cristina: Mm.

Jack: And then the coyote looks around at it, and he's like, what the f***? And then he tries to run into it and he just hits the brick.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: I'm like. And I'm like, that's kind of meta, not just. Not meta. It's weird. It's. They were thinking about this sort of psychedelic psychology long before that was normal.

Cristina: What do you mean?

Jack: It's like it's both reality and not.

Cristina: The roadrunner's reality isn't. What's it. The coyote's reality?

Jack: I mean, they share reality. I'm saying the. The distinction of the painting and the rest of the world. There's some sort of aspect there that's weird because he did run into the painting. And I'm like, what thought did the. Right. Did the creator have that the artist have when he came up with that? And how meta must you be thinking to imagine a drawing in which there's another drawing with a creature running into it from the first drawing. That's meta as f***.

Cristina: Yes.

Jack: It's complicated. And that just makes it part of the story.

Cristina: That's very strange. He travels through. He's like a time traveler, in a way. Those things could be real places.

Jack: But here's the. Here's a point. Even if it's not, it's not. It could be a real place, but that itself is not. That's the coyote's rendering.

Cristina: Yeah.

Jack: So that's not a location that exists anywhere but in the coyote's mind. So then the question is that the Roadrunner run into the coyote's mind? Well, not really. But like, this universe he made up became a real reality to the Roadrunner.

Cristina: Yes. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister. With social media managed by Amber Black.