Rambling 157: Universe 3
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The duo is surprised by a report that lands on their desks with details on what’s across Cristy’s Portal, which turns out to be a third parallel universe similar to Universe 2 where replacement Mars was acquired and its the origin home of Reptilians. With this new information in hand, our duo unpacks the nature of Universe 3 and how it related to Universe 1.
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Topics Discussed
- Subhumans
- Cristy’s Portal
- Government Checks and Balances
- Mythological Creatures
- Universe 3 Birds are Real
- Dinosaurs
- Mars
- Questioning Facts
- Spacetime Distortion
- South Park vs North Drive
- Universe 3 TV
- Tangled Parallel Universes
- Time Travel Can of Worms
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Cristina: This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: welcome to Rambling, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I am your host, Jack.
Cristina: And I am your host, Christina.
Jack: And if you have not yet, remember to hit the subscribe button and then you'll be notified the second new episodes are released.
Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. So be sure to tell somebody. Okay. No, this is. This is where the problem begins. Right? This is exactly where the trouble begins. Because we say this and like, oh, my God, this sucks. Okay, okay. So a couple of days ago. This is. Okay, Chris, Christina here and I, we're fully aware of what I'm about to tell you that. About the report that we recently got on our desk.
Cristina: This is pretty shocking. Okay.
Jack: Pretty shocking. And it definitely circles back to, you know, tell somebody or whatever. Because the problem is the somebody you're telling is not somebody we could in theory meet. Although it is. But not by any. No. Like, I couldn't walk to you.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I couldn't just take a plane to you, although I could in theory reach you, but not by the means you'd think. So a couple of days ago we finished reviewing 2021 and, you know, we were letting you guys know all the cool, fun stuff that took place and we found out.
Cristina: So mind blowing.
Jack: It's mind blowing. I don't even know how to explain this.
Cristina: So we start with there's a. You know, we always talk about Universe one and two.
Jack: Yes. Okay, so you guys understand that there's Universe One and there's Universe two. And the reason we had to visit Universe two in the first place, just to make sure you remember, we can visit Universe 2 was because we inadvertently, by total accident, destroyed our Mars. And then we replaced our Mars by stealing the universe to Mars. Yeah, because Planet X is going to crash into us and kill us. Unless the gravity was.
Cristina: The way we got into Universe two was in the middle, the center of our universe, for some reason, where the Reptilians were. Yeah, they had a portal, too.
Jack: Yeah, we thought we killed a bunch of them. And we also enslaved an absurd amount of Reptilians.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Actually on Mars, which is ironic, but whatever. So we then used up their portal.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And then got to. Because they come from universe too. They're from the center of the Earth of universe too. Or maybe they're not from the center of the Earth. They're probably from Mars, to be honest. And they just got to Earth, made the portal there, and then use that to get. I don't.
Cristina: Yeah, but whatever. Yeah.
Jack: So, yeah, so there's a Universe one and two, Right. Logic. This is just well established show lore. Now we got a report that said, hey, hey, guys, there's a universe 3. And we're like, oh, wow, that's really weird. But like, yeah, there's Universe two. Of course it would be Universe Three.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then they come and tell us on the report, hey, that's your audience. I'm like, what?
Cristina: What?
Jack: What? So then I go to. Now, this report was brought to us by our lovely subhumans.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And so I go to sub humans. I'm like, hey, hey, you piece of s*** garbage bottom feeder. What the f*** did you and your losers come up with? What are you trying. What are you. What are you whack a******* trying to tell me? Like. Yes, sir. Thank you for the compliments. And also. So, yeah, they explained in quite excruciating detail that the portal in Christina's backyard.
Cristina: Yes. Oh, yes, because we sent them to explore that portal.
Jack: Yes. They were exploring the portal. And we got the results. Results are in, people. And it turns out that portal goes to Universe three. So we've actually had access to Universe three before. We've had access to Universe two.
Cristina: Yeah, we just didn't. Yeah, we just explore it.
Jack: Exactly. We're naming it in disorder, but technically, Universe three is Universe Two. But now it's just Universe three. It is what it is. We don't want to create confusion. And apparently that portal is causing distortions, and those distortions seem to affect 100% of our radio waves. So all the media we have here, all of it. All of it.
Cristina: Everything we've ever done, everything we've ever.
Jack: Done, anything anybody here has ever done. As long as. Like, in. On Earth, as long as the portal has been active, nobody has noticed that we're actually one. Receiving things from other universes ourselves. We never notice because we don't f****** watch tv.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And we don't really listen to radio.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But apparently has been happening. And the universes are similar enough that we just think everything on TV is fiction based on reality.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But apparently not. And apparently that causes everybody in all.
Cristina: Our broadcasts go to Universe three. So if you're hearing us, you're in Universe Three.
Jack: Yes. That is. That's. That's the f****** mic drop right there.
Cristina: So it's a good thing we recommend you guys to spread our podcast because we can't reach out to them anyway.
Jack: Yeah. So, yeah, we've always been Talking to Universe 3 and we've just recently found that out. So that's exciting and interesting and brand new. The third universe is. I mean, I don't know if it's a third universe. Third one we know of. I don't know what order they came, but yeah, whatever. Universe 3 to us. And yeah. So you guys are all in Universe Three. So when we say, you know, tell somebody, because this is better with a listening partner. That's fantastic.
Cristina: It is.
Jack: That's totally fantastic. So apparently, because of this, probably a lot of the things we say sound crazy.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. I guess so.
Jack: Because the report also included some of the details that are different over there.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And apparently the Illuminati is either not a thing or a shadowy organization of some sort.
Cristina: And it's well known over here, and it's just a real well known place.
Jack: Just like it's like we're broadcasting their.
Cristina: News because they want us to do that.
Jack: Yeah, it's our job.
Cristina: Yeah. So.
Jack: But yeah, so some of the differences make it quite shocking because again, the Illuminati is just like, not only is it a shadowy figure or doesn't exist at all, but if it does exist, there's no bad guys. The craziest s*** about universe 3 is that they have an unchecked government. There's. There's no contrast. There's no nothing. The government is the top. There's no rival.
Cristina: There's no rival.
Jack: Yeah. Every country is just their government and then there's no. They just get to do whatever the f*** they want.
Cristina: Ah.
Jack: And over here we have the Illuminati. They're on top in opposite to the government. So they work. Yeah, it's kind of on top because the checks and balances on the government are managed by the Illuminati.
Cristina: Yeah. Which the queen rules.
Jack: Which queen rules?
Cristina: I guess that's a little similar. I mean, they have a queen too, right?
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they have a queen, but I don't think the queen rules the world over there. I think the Queen just kind of rules a country or something.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh.
Jack: Like, I don't think she ever expanded out of England, which doesn't make sense because you have so many resources, but whatever. Yeah, that's strange.
Cristina: That is strange.
Jack: It's strange that governments go unchecked. What the f***?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That's absurd, dude. That's so crazy to me that they have governments that are unchecked we don't have that s*** over here. We just handle s***. The Illuminati gets the last word. Usually there's no word said, and government's got to do whatever, but you overreach and boom, we fix a problem. They just don't have that over there. It's just the government overreach, and it just is what it is.
Cristina: How many other things are different, though? There's gotta be so much.
Jack: You're about to be blown away you didn't really go through the whole f****** thing. Okay, I'm gonna tell you some of the craziest s***, right?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: This is the. Oh, God. You're gonna. This. This one's gonna break your heart. So you are the residential expert on creatures here, and everything over there stops at animals.
Cristina: What do you mean?
Jack: There is only variants of animals. There are no ghost, no demons, no werewolves, no vampires, no zombies, no fairies, no Chupacabra. No Chupacabra.
Cristina: No, no.
Jack: It's all myths over there. Stories they tell each other.
Cristina: Not even the unicorn.
Jack: This kind of. Not even unicorn. This reminds me of, like, DC shows that they'll have, like, oh, Marvel's comic books in this world, but then Marvel, like, DC is comic books in this world, so that there's a bit of that happening here.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Where this probably just sounds like bullshit to everybody over there because. Oh, it's a fake. We've actually been reporting on things from our universe, so it sounds like ridiculous nonsense to them.
Cristina: But Santa Claus is also their God, too, right?
Jack: No, no, no. Santa Claus is not real either.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh. He's not real.
Jack: Yeah. They're not even sure their gods are real.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Like, none of them. They have no proof of any of them.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh.
Jack: It's just the books. Over here. We have the books. We can investigate. We can go see proof and figure out, like, was this. What kind of a God was he? If there is a God at all. If not, what creature was that?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Do you know? There's always an explanation over there. No, no, no, no, no. It's all faith. You gotta trust. Which defeats the purpose, because what the f***? You don't question your gods.
Cristina: That is crazy. That is so crazy. What? No wild, mythical creatures. I mean, they're myths, I guess. They're truly just myths.
Jack: They're just mythological.
Cristina: What?
Jack: They're not mythical, as in passed down through time and we got to track them down because they're rare.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They just don't exist. There's no proof. They're just Myth.
Cristina: They're just myth.
Jack: Not mythological and magical and weird. Just not real.
Cristina: That is a sad world.
Jack: This is a sad world. On top of the fact that all these conspiracy theories.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Over here, they're conspiracies and we joke about them.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They are literally just conspiracy theories over there. Again, it's so. It's weird because it's like nothing is proved over there. They exist in total uncertainty.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They don't know the answer to anything.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Are there other creatures and animals Maybe. I don't know. Are there gods? Maybe.
Cristina: Are there aliens over there?
Jack: They don't know. Oh, that is an ongoing question.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: They don't know.
Cristina: They don't know anything.
Jack: They don't know it. Yes. Yes. I guess that's the summary.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Well, at least through us, they may know something. Oh, but what if they.
Jack: They probably think this shows fiction.
Cristina: Yeah, I guess. Right? It would. That would make sense.
Jack: It would make sense that we just have all the proof all the time and they've never seen any of it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So they probably just thought this was entertainment rather than a news channel.
Cristina: Oh, crap. Wow.
Jack: That's weird, Right?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Interesting. They thought that us talking this whole time was like an act of some sort rather than us reporting the news to them.
Cristina: Crap.
Jack: Because our news doesn't make sense to people who don't have answers when all we do is give answers.
Cristina: Oh, no. Wow. So not even zombies?
Jack: Oh, no. Zombies.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: That's just a show to them.
Cristina: That's just a show to media.
Jack: It's all media.
Cristina: All of it.
Jack: All of it.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Wow. So are we gonna go through my portal? Should we? No. Right?
Jack: Why?
Cristina: There's no benefit to that.
Jack: There's no benefit. It's just another universe.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.
Jack: And they have nothing exciting over there.
Cristina: I guess not.
Jack: It's kind of all just speculation. What are we gonna do? Ruin their entire reality by taking information and going to prove it? That's crazy.
Cristina: That is crazy. I guess that'll be just like our backup in case something wrong. Like Mars.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: All else fails, we have a f****** portal. We could just run away over there. Yeah, but holy s***, we're gonna be useless.
Cristina: We're gonna be useless.
Jack: Yeah. There's no we. We are useless. Our skills don't apply in a world where there's nothing but people.
Cristina: Yeah, that is sad.
Jack: F*** are we gonna do? Just take down the government on our own? No, I guess we in theory could, but.
Cristina: But if we needed something from over there, we can take it. Yeah, easily that's what I'm thinking about.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. 100%. We could just rob them. What the f*** are they gonna do?
Cristina: Yeah. Like, what if we want their second. Their moon? We can have a second moon.
Jack: We could. My question is now. We didn't go through the portal. We know only one other person who went through the portal went through the portal. Ishmael.
Cristina: Oh, crap. Yes, he did.
Jack: Ish jumped in and he jumped back, and he's like, it's fine.
Cristina: Yeah. I guess he was telling the truth. Okay. Yeah.
Jack: Yeah. We didn't get told where it opens to. We just know it goes to universe 3. Nobody's found this portal, like, wandered through it.
Cristina: Oh, in universe three?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: That's.
Jack: How many people just wandering around here, like, what the f*** is happening? Because they walk through the portal.
Cristina: Whoa. I wonder.
Jack: Like, where is it? Is it in the same place behind your house, but over there, but over there?
Cristina: People from over there accidentally walking over here. Yeah.
Jack: But then they'd see something supernatural.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And in their world, supernatural doesn't exist. Doesn't exist. It's not just something natural. That's super. It's a myth.
Cristina: Mm. But maybe that's where all those stories. Because people still believe in things like UFO and stuff like that. They're stories. Even if no one else believes these people that go through these things, maybe they walked into our world, went back to tell their story.
Jack: But then why isn't there any. Like, why isn't there a bunch of people coming through the portal? Why didn't the person who came through be, like, I can prove it and show them the portal.
Cristina: That's true.
Jack: Why aren't there people just coming through the portal?
Jack: First question. How long has a portal been around? Yeah, we know it just popped up in your backyard, but did it come from somewhere?
Cristina: Did it come from somewhere? That's weird. Yes. Did it come from somewhere? And what if no one from over there can go through the portal?
Jack: Then we.
Cristina: Because there's no proof that it could happen. We got to watch, I guess, the portal more.
Jack: No, because we got both Ish to go in and back.
Cristina: Yeah. Everyone from here can go through there.
Jack: Oh.
Cristina: But does it work the same for people from there? Because the people who are going there come back, but they started from here anyway.
Jack: Yes. Yes. Well, wouldn't it apply two ways that they can come and then go back?
Cristina: Maybe if they're just from here. I don't know.
Jack: You're saying they can't even see the portal?
Cristina: Yeah. Like, what if it's not because it makes sense in our world. The portal just makes sense like everything else makes sense.
Jack: Right, but why wouldn't they be able to see it? Rather than it just be a thing that doesn't make sense in their world?
Jack: That's. That's the part we don't understand. Right.
Cristina: Like how.
Jack: How has this not been explored by the other side?
Cristina: Yeah, I don't know.
Jack: That's a real question.
Cristina: We're really weird thing also.
Jack: Holy s***.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Prepared to be blown away by this one.
Cristina: More blown away.
Jack: More blown away. This is. This is. This one's crazy. And it's weird because I guess this one's backwards from how it is here. Right? We know factually that there are true conspiracy. There's the conspiracies over here again. Aren't just theories, they're series on how they function. Thus conspiracy theories. But it's a real conspiracy.
Cristina: Yeah, it's. These things are really happening.
Jack: These things are really happening over there. It's just theories. It's not a theory on how the conspiracy taking place. It's theory that the conspiracy is real.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Right. So over here we know factually what the birds are manufactured. Yes, they're real. Over there. That's a thing.
Cristina: They're real over there.
Jack: Yes, biological birds, but we have no birds.
Cristina: We just have creatures that look like birds though.
Jack: We don't have creatures. I mean, we have. Yeah, I guess there's flying things.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: A dragon isn't a bird.
Cristina: Yeah. Mm.
Jack: They have birds. Like animals. They have animal birds.
Cristina: They have animal birds.
Jack: They have animal birds, not dinosaurs. Weird, weirdest part about this. This. Oh f***. This is gonna blow your mind. I'm telling you. This is the craziest s*** ever. They're birds.
Jack: Came from dinosaurs.
Cristina: That is weird. Dinosaurs got extinct and that was it. Yeah, but over there they turned into birds.
Jack: I don't even. I don't even know how to explain this one because it doesn't make sense through what process we know the whole planet got turned into lava for millions of years. Yeah, because of the giant rock that was sent by the aliens.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: No, no. Over there they just. They just became birds.
Cristina: They just became birds. That's so crazy. But we don't have birds. That's not cool. I mean, we have birds, but it's not natural.
Jack: Well, this takes us to what we were talking about, right, right at the beginning. We could always steal s*** from over there.
Cristina: Oh crap. These had conspiracy with birds too. Like they have theories on birds that.
Jack: Are no no, no. The conspiracy is over here. The birds were manufactured, okay? And then the government tried to convince us all that they were real. But our job was to uncover that.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So we know birds aren't real. Everybody knows birds aren't real.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: We advertise it. Everybody knows. It gets put in newspaper, you watch tv, all everything tells you there are no birds. We have figured it out. We've let everybody know there's no birds. It's been fact over there, they just are.
Cristina: There just are.
Jack: Well, yes, that's kind of weird, but we can steal birds and maybe breed birds over here. On the flip side, perhaps birds can't survive over here. Thus, no birds. No, it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.
Cristina: They should.
Jack: The weird part isn't that there are no birds over here. After a giant meteor sent by the aliens destroyed Earth. The weird part is that they allegedly also, by the way, their meteor was not sent by aliens. Was just some rogue rock that somehow had f****** accuracy.
Cristina: And hit Earth.
Jack: Yeah. Without being aimed. Yeah, it just, you know, cruising by. But there's a planet, it's super small in all this vast empty space. I'mma hit that.
Cristina: How the f***. That is very strange.
Jack: That was not aimed. It just hit.
Cristina: It just hit.
Jack: It just hit. What the f***? Mad empty space everywhere. No, it had to hit the one f****** thing. The only place there's f****** life, according to them.
Cristina: Huh?
Jack: What? Over here makes sense. The other thing with life was like, f*** that life aimed the thing.
Cristina: Alien wars. Yeah. Yeah.
Jack: Perfect logic. They want the f****** planet, but there's monsters roaming.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Over there. No. Rogue rock. Had the thought or something. I don't f****** know how the h*** it works. And it's like, hey, planet, let me go. Hit the planet. How? How the f*** did you hit the planet one? You picked one of the smaller objects in the f****** system. Are you kidding me? The weaker gravitational force. That's where you're aiming. So it wasn't gravity pulling it in. How the f*** are you aiming in that direction? Why didn't you just go to the star?
Cristina: Go to the star? Yeah. Why don't you go to the sun?
Jack: Who the f*** knows? This was a rock with thought or something.
Cristina: Yeah. It went straight to the Earth.
Jack: Straight and destroyed the Earth. And somehow birds happen.
Cristina: Whoa. That is weird. Yep, that is weird. We got to breed these birds, though. We got to steal them.
Jack: Yeah, the craziest. They think it's evolution, but it's a. Oh, my God.
Cristina: They think it's evolution. You don't think it's.
Jack: No, no, no, no. I'm about to blow your mind because I'm gonna just say one sentence. You can be like, what? Right? We know evolution is a fact, okay? Which explains why the f*** we have no birds. Because when you kill the things that would, in theory, turn into birds, what the f*** is gonna turn into a bird? Also, how is something the size of a building gonna turn into a f****** thing the size of my hand? Get the f*** out of here. But whatever. Logic.
Cristina: Yes. Okay.
Jack: Over there, they say the birds came from the dinosaurs. Great. Whatever you want to tell yourselves, yes, they believe it. But let me tell you very directly. It's called the theory of evolution.
Cristina: It's called the theory of evolution because.
Jack: They'Re not even sure about that f****** thing. They're just faith in that, too. Everything is faith.
Cristina: That makes sense. Yes. A part of what you've taught me about everything else about there.
Jack: It's just all speculation.
Cristina: Speculation.
Jack: They don't know anything factually.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: They know there's birds. They don't know where the f*** the birds come from. For whatever reason. They think dinosaurs is the answer to that question.
Cristina: Yes. But they think. They don't know.
Jack: They think. They don't know.
Cristina: They don't know.
Jack: Well, no, they don't know.
Cristina: So they think they might. They don't know it.
Jack: They might be right. But who the f*** is. Why is it still a no? They don't know. Why is it still a theory? They don't know anything. They don't know anything. They don't know anything. Also, they don't have a way to tell the future over there.
Cristina: They don't have. Do we have a way? Oh, the quantum computer. They have a quantum computer though, right?
Jack: The quantum computers aren't that quantum. They're just really strong computers.
Cristina: Oh, yes.
Jack: There's a computer that runs more computations rather than be able to generate entire realities inside of it.
Cristina: Oh, that's lame.
Jack: Doesn't sound quantum. It just sounds like a really good computer.
Cristina: With time machines.
Jack: No, no, no. No time machines.
Cristina: What about their pyramids? They got pyramids over there.
Jack: They do have pyramids. Just crappy pyramids.
Cristina: No laser technology.
Jack: Just crappy dirt pyramids.
Cristina: What? Yeah.
Jack: Nothing over there does anything that's so boring. Yeah, they just got ruins and s*** everywhere. There's a bunch of places that are just abandoned and left behind and deserted. Apparently the Mayans died off over there.
Cristina: They got Trashzilla. Was that ever a problem over there?
Jack: What, trash zilla?
Cristina: Yeah. When we needed to solve the pollution problem and we made a monster by mistake.
Jack: Wasn't it Poopzilla?
Cristina: Poopzilla? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Jack: I mean, no, we did that over here. Why would that be over there?
Cristina: I don't know. Someone. I'm assuming there's a version of us doing things over there.
Jack: Oh, my God. There's a version of us over there. I'm pretty sure.
Cristina: Yeah. There has to be.
Jack: That's crazy, right? He's just wandering, confused over there. People always hearing about how he's on this show, that he has no f******.
Cristina: Clue exists the other you.
Jack: Yeah. This is fun. And actually fascinating detail.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Cloning isn't real over there. That's just the original.
Cristina: Whoa. The original you?
Jack: The original me. Well, that version or you.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's not you.
Jack: That's not me.
Cristina: That's not you.
Jack: That's not me.
Jack: But also, I'm technically not me.
Cristina: That's true.
Jack: So, yeah, whatever. But, yeah, no, that's f****** weird.
Cristina: There is a you over there.
Jack: It has to be you over there, too.
Cristina: Yes. And people over there think the other us are doing a podcast.
Jack: Yes. And probably annoying these poor people.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They're probably bothering the s*** out of these people all the time. Hey, I love your show. And they're like, what the are you. I get this every day. And I don't know who the h*** you are or what the f*** you're talking about.
Cristina: Whoa. All these poor version of us.
Jack: Yeah. That's crazy.
Cristina: Yes. But that is sad about the birds.
Jack: Yeah, that's kind of weird. Birds are a real thing over there, and they don't know where the birds come from. We can try to steal some birds and breed them over here. Maybe have real birds.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Courtesy of the Illuminati.
Cristina: Or maybe turn some of those birds into dinosaurs. If they really do come from dinosaurs.
Jack: They have dinosaur genes. We have the technology.
Cristina: We have the technology.
Jack: We have the tech. We could just take some birds and recreate whatever dinosaur they came from.
Cristina: Yes. Real life. Jurassic Park.
Jack: Oh, yes.
Cristina: Wait, did we have that before? We haven't had that yet.
Jack: No, no, no. We have zombies.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Zombie Park. I don't know how the f***. Zombies are not a thing over there. It doesn't make sense. They have all the parts, too. Like, rabies is still real over there. Yeah, Cordyceps are real over there. Being braindead is a thing over there. Having your higher functions be shattered and keeping your low, all of that is a thing of. I don't know how. F***. They Got no zombies.
Cristina: But Jesus is a real thing over there, right? He has to be real.
Jack: Well, no, he falls under speculation as well.
Cristina: And him being a vampire, that's gotta be popular.
Jack: Well, they don't have vampires.
Cristina: Oh, yes. They don't have vampires. Yes, yes.
Jack: They have nothing that isn't human or animal. Ah, there's nothing else.
Cristina: There's nothing else. There's nothing else.
Jack: Like factually, at least. You can't factually prove anything.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: If there is a God. Wow. Are they elusive. We have teams out there just checking. S***.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: They don't know if there's such a thing as they. People theorize. Everything is a. Everything is a theory.
Cristina: Everything is a theory. That's so ridiculous.
Jack: Everything is a theory.
Cristina: Wow. It's so strange how different they are from us.
Jack: Yeah, it really is. It's a fascinating, complicated thing. There's no way to. For us to find out because we didn't really take the time. But we know that at least Reptilian. There's other creatures in universe too. I mean, we can't. We can't check records or anything because there's no Earth left. Because Planet X destroyed the f*** out of that.
Cristina: Actually, the lizards were going over there and coming back and stuff.
Jack: Yes, we know they come from that side.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Like there's something other than. Or. Well, yeah, something other than human. Even if there's no longer any humans over there. Yeah, but actually, we don't even have a way over there anymore. No, because the exit to the portal is destroyed.
Cristina: Well, we brought back Mars.
Jack: Yeah, because Planet X destroyed Earth.
Cristina: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jack: And the inside of that Earth also had the other side of the portal that's inside of our Earth.
Cristina: Yeah, so it probably just leads into space now.
Jack: No, there's no exit. The exit was destroyed.
Cristina: Exit was destroyed.
Jack: Okay, so it just doesn't go anywhere. It's not a portal. It's just a machine that doesn't function.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Yeah. So we know that had other things. I don't know why Universe 3 has nothing. It's weird. It's legitimately odd.
Cristina: It's like that cartoon that we were talking about before. Not cartoon, anime. That we were trying to figure out how it fits with everything else. True. Full Metal Alchemist.
Jack: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Where one has magic and one has technology.
Jack: Yes, yes. What's actually. And also, I just remembered that the Reptilians are actually from Mars. They are from Mars.
Cristina: Our Mars are their. Mars.
Jack: They're Mars.
Cristina: I mean, two. Yeah. Okay.
Jack: They're Mars. They're from their Mars.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Because they come from universe, too.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And so that's a good example of how, even if it's a different universe, there are similarities. Over here, we had the cockroach people.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: On Mars.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: Over there, they had the Reptilians on Mars.
Cristina: Okay, but so then, should there be something on Universe 3, Mars, or there's nothing in there?
Jack: Well, we don't know.
Cristina: We don't know.
Jack: Oh, we need to send. Not just a team over there, but we need to send them with rocket technology to get to that Mars.
Cristina: Yes. There has to be something there.
Jack: They have never gone to Mars. That's something they're now achieving. They don't have interstellar travel as far as the humans on that planet know. They've only traveled as far as their f****** moon.
Cristina: Their moon is a spaceship, though.
Jack: No.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Well, actually, I don't know. I mean, the answer to every question you'll ever have is don't know. They don't know anything.
Cristina: Oh, yes. They don't know anything.
Jack: The answer to everything. It doesn't matter what your question is.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They don't f****** know. They don't know.
Cristina: Crazy.
Jack: If you have a thought.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And you're gonna say it. The answer is they don't know. They don't know. They have no clue.
Cristina: That's shocking.
Jack: Yeah. Everything is a theory. Do they Theory? Is it theory? All of the theory. It's all theory. They don't know crap about anything.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: They're so different. I don't know.
Jack: They're so different. It's really, really weird. So they're actually trying to get to Mars actively? Like, haven't you figured out a warp drive yet? The f*** are you talking about? How have you not been. The Mars how? I don't know. They have an Elon Musk, and he's still doing all the Elon Musk things, except he hasn't gotten there, colonized Mars and established an interstellar system yet. He's way slower over there.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yeah. By 21. Elon Musk over here had already established everything.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Right now we're just talking about how overpowered neural link is and the features that are gonna. We're not talking about. Well, how are we gonna put. No. You know. Across the galaxy, travel is complicated. Across the universe, travel is complicated. The next star, we could hit that s*** in a couple of minutes.
Cristina: Yeah, man. So their technology. Whoa. Their technology isn't out of his fence.
Jack: No. Their technology is really outdated. And for whatever reason, there's just no. Humans are the highest life form. Humans are the highest life form.
Cristina: Ah. That's probably why they're behind, right?
Jack: That's probably why they're behind.
Cristina: Well, because we had so much help. So much help to get as far as we have. Like, they.
Jack: Oh, my God. You know, they haven't fixed the abortion problem.
Cristina: They just need to listen to our episode.
Jack: They have.
Cristina: Oh, yes, they have. They should have. We have the solution. It works. We're fine over here with our superhumans.
Jack: Yeah, subhumans.
Cristina: Subhumans. They're pretty super. Okay.
Jack: Yeah. But no, they're so garbage. It's fine. Yeah, they're obedient garbage. It's cool. And that's all that matters. But, yeah. So that's. That's the crazy reveal for you guys. Apparently, we don't exist in the same universe as you.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: That's weird.
Cristina: That is weird.
Jack: We're talking to the. See, I'm talking to you about how astounding it is, but to them, it's just f****** normal. It's just everything I've just said. It's like, duh. You guys are idiots.
Cristina: So their China isn't working with America to make subhumans yet?
Jack: Nope, nope, nope. Never happened. Nope. Wow, that's crazy, right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The queen is way underpowered over there. Elon Musk is way underpowered over there.
Cristina: Whoa. They don't have chimeras either. Then that has to be not real, too, right?
Jack: Chimeras are not real. Well, there's no way to know.
Cristina: Oh, there's. Of course. Because. Yeah.
Jack: No.
Cristina: No answers. Okay.
Jack: Yeah. No matter what.
Cristina: There's no way to know.
Jack: You don't know.
Cristina: Whoa. What a weird. How do you live in that type of life? Like, it's so weird. You don't know nothing.
Jack: Dan. Yo. For real. No. The craziest part is they're okay with not questioning things.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yeah. So over here, we have people who trap themselves in sort of echo chambers of their own thoughts and surround themselves by people who are equal.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But then we have people like us, whose entire purpose is to break that consistency. Over there. That's not a thing. They're just okay with trapping each other in each other's bubbles. And, like. Well, I only surround myself with I will stop being your friend if you have a different belief. That's just a thing that happens over there.
Cristina: But there's nothing like this over there. Well, we're over there, so we're helping. Hopefully, at least in that way, opening their minds.
Jack: But we've been talking they think we're fake crap. We've been talking only about our f****** world.
Cristina: Yes, yes. Still, hopefully some of it is useful, even if it's all nonsense.
Jack: Yeah. They should at least think of it as like a fiction that's informative. Right. At least there's some perspective. But no, because they think it's fiction, it's immediately tossed out. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ignorance is God over there.
Cristina: Oh, crap.
Jack: Like, that's the real God.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Factually, ignorance is omniscient over there.
Cristina: That is so crazy. That is so crazy.
Jack: Yeah, they're all idiots. Everybody. Every f****** one hearing this exists in a. I don't know if actually. Fair enough. I don't know if the people listening to this, but the world they come from.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Is based on ignorance.
Cristina: That's why you gotta tell everyone you know about our show.
Jack: Yeah. It's kind of the point of this episode, specifically, like tell more people. Yes, because.
Cristina: Because answers.
Jack: Yeah. We at least perspectives like, look, we're not from there. I get it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I get we're not from there. We're just. What, gonna. You could hear how entertaining our place is as opposed to your garbage.
Cristina: Yeah, we'll give you some of our. Our birds and we'll get some of your birds.
Jack: Give them some robot birds.
Cristina: Yeah, why not? That's a fair trade.
Jack: That's a fair trade, man. That's f****** nuts. That's just a theory over there too. They have lit. You could prove you could just kill a bird, open it and look at it. Yeah, organs. They still not sure if birds are real.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Again? Even the facts are questioned over there.
Cristina: Even the facts are questioned.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Science. You can question science over there. You can question the scientific method after it's been proven over and over and over and over and over by a bunch of different people actively trying to disprove it. They're still like the flat Earthers over there. They don't use any form of science to do anything.
Cristina: What do they do?
Jack: Nothing. They just question it. And people end up believing the questions.
Cristina: They just question it.
Jack: They just question it. They're like, is it flat, though? And then like, oh, is it flat though? And it's like, yes, we. We proved it was round. With math, we could just f****** lift off the planet. Look down. Yeah, but no, no, that was. That was a faked. Fake footage. Yeah. Even when there is a fact, they will cast. Cast out on it.
Cristina: I guess that's. You could do that with anything. I guess that's why they End up in their situation where no one believes anything.
Jack: Nobody. But, well, they began where nobody believes anything. Nothing has changed.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Their entire history has been of people questioning even the facts. Yeah, they question everything without exception. Everything is up in the air. There's nothing that's factual, even though they.
Cristina: Have nothing mythical happening or nothing magical.
Jack: Yeah, they'll still question it. It's happening. I just haven't seen it.
Cristina: Interesting. Wow. Adrenochrome is, though.
Jack: It is not. There's no proof that there's adrenochrome over there.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yeah. Everything, all of it, 100% nothing. It doesn't matter what question you have. Like I said, it's all up in the air.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: Yeah. So don't ask questions of. Is there? No, they don't know.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: If there is, they don't know. No matter what you ask, is there? They don't know. The answer will be they don't know every time. Regardless of.
Cristina: That's crazy, because there's a portal. So I feel like something must have walked over there. Something must have walked from there to here.
Jack: The portal, as far as we know, at least in your backyard, has only been around for around six years, max.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Actually, probably less about five years. How much crap goes into your backyard at random? Demons falling. Yeah. Like, what are the odds?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Was it even in our universe, or at least on this planet before? We have no idea. It just popped up.
Cristina: It just popped up. Yep.
Jack: There's absolutely no greater question now because now we know where it goes. We still have no idea where the f*** it came from.
Cristina: We have no idea.
Jack: Why is there a wormhole from your backyard to Universe three?
Cristina: Yeah. How did the lizard people, I guess, get theirs from 2 to 1 to 2? Like, did theirs just appear out of nowhere? Did they build it? Or was it just something like my, like, mines in my backyard? Like.
Jack: Well, they built theirs.
Cristina: They definitely.
Jack: It's science, it's technology, but mine is just. It's just like a rip, just a portal.
Cristina: It's just natural that happened there.
Jack: We think it's natural. That portal to us is like everything in universe three. All we got are theories.
Cristina: Yeah, man. Man. And where would we find the answers? I doubt the answers are in universe three.
Jack: Yeah, they're not. But I don't know what we could do to test out the portal. Right.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Because we can either go through the portal, and the portal looks like it enters from every direction, so you can walk around the portal to the other side, and it's still the way into the portal.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: It's not like you walk around and well, this side is blank. There's no. It's just a 3D portal. It's like a black hole. The entrances, every side.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So like what the f*** can we do? Because we walk in, we just walk out on that side. So there's nothing we could do to test it, at least coming in contact with it.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: There's no scan we could do that wouldn't just read the other side.
Cristina: So there's gotta be something else, something. I don't know. Could we make a portal? We can. Or at least the lizard people can make a portal.
Jack: Well, here's an interesting idea, right? This is a theory of mine. Did the portal show up before or after we destroyed Earth and Universe Two?
Jack: I don't remember the order of events, that's true.
Cristina: But also have another question of whether it happened. Because if it. If it came after that, or say it came before that, did it at least. What about when you were messing? Not you, but version of you was messing with time?
Jack: God d***. We some. It's our fault. Isn't that that portal? Because it doesn't matter at this point if it's because of the time machine. It doesn't matter if it happened before or after, because it's a product of f****** with time. Yeah, but on the flip side, this doesn't. It can't be. It can't be. It couldn't be the time machine. Because the time machine is focused entirely on this timeline. Everything took place here, moved forward and back here.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Which means if it's something we did, it had to be destroying Earth 2.
Cristina: Unless it was there before that. I feel like it was.
Jack: If it was, then it could even.
Cristina: Have been at the same moment. It could have been right before destroying. Like it could have.
Jack: Well, no, no, no. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me very carefully. It is completely possible that it is a result of that. But because we ripped through space time, that happens to be one thing. The portal showed up in the past. So the portal shows up before the event that caused the portal to show up. But it's because space and time are tied.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: So we tore time. I mean, we tore space. Yes, by destroying a portal that was linked in two different points in space. Yeah, but as a result, we also have to break the time associated with that. And where did the portal show up? On the same planet that had an already existing portal.
Cristina: Yes. So it might have been. Whoa.
Jack: And the portal, the. The potential of that portal that now doesn't go anywhere. Caused a time space or space time rip that sends us from universe one to three instead of universe one to two. That is my theory.
Cristina: That's a good theory. Then we should not mess with three. Even if we need their moon, we.
Jack: Shouldn'T do that because we don't know what other problems we might cause.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: At least with the time machine, we're only affecting our time.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And we can kind of measure that. You go back in time and you alter something, a domino effect happens. We can kind of counteract things. In fact, that was the original use of it to manage a future.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So we understand how the time machine works. Clearly. If this is the way this happened, I mean, obviously we have no idea how most of. Like, we're still torturing a bunch of them up there just to get more information about their tech. But their tech isn't even the best tech because we're still assuming that the Cat People aren't using magic.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And that that's just hyper advanced technology. That looks like magic.
Cristina: Mm. Definitely. We gotta figure that out. But we still have to get to where. Where are they at?
Jack: They're in the Great Void.
Cristina: The Great Void.
Jack: I mean, we already sent people out there. This is a matter of waiting for them to come back.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Now they could totally be dead over there too. I don't f****** know. Well, no. Well, yeah, they don't come in like within a year or something. Whatever. Yeah, but that's what they're there for, right? Expendable garbage. Yeah. So the best result of that would be we successfully capture some of them and then they might have a better grasp on space, time and temporal problems.
Cristina: The Cat People.
Jack: The Cat People. Their technology is so advanced, they can.
Cristina: Solve some of our problems. Okay.
Jack: Can solve some of these problems. They could maybe at least confirm the cause of the wormhole in your backyard.
Cristina: Yeah. And how we can get our messages.
Jack: To our own people because the distortion that that's causing is so massive. That's crazy.
Cristina: That is crazy.
Jack: So all our listeners are from Universe 3 and have been from Universe 3 this entire time, so. Hi, guys. We thought you were here.
Cristina: Boring people.
Jack: Yeah, their f****** universe is so boring. Then again, the flip side is over here, everything is tangible. Over there, they have the most interesting thing, which is everything is in their head. They can imagine anything and doesn't have to be real because everything is imaginary.
Cristina: Everything is imaginary.
Jack: So you can talk about anything under any scope, under any degree, because it's all speculation.
Cristina: That's so cool. You know, What? This reminds me of South Park. I don't know. Just the kids have this weird. Everything is like that too, in that town. Like it's our imagination. But then our world is like when the imagination world came into. Into the real life.
Jack: Yes, that's us. Yes. 100%. 100%. That's exactly what it is. When Imagination Land was open to the public.
Cristina: Yes. What?
Jack: Yeah. Interesting. That's actually really cool. You're totally right. I wonder if they got south park over there.
Cristina: They have to have south park over there. Whoa.
Jack: What if they don't? I'd be crazy.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Then what the f*** do they have?
Cristina: Hmm?
Jack: North Park.
Cristina: The f***? Whoa.
Jack: North Drive.
Cristina: North Drive?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: That's the new.
Jack: It's the opposite of South Park. It's North Drive. They probably got like, North Drive.
Cristina: Well, I'm sure at least some things are the same. They have to South Park. They got Supernatural, right?
Jack: They got homies, dude.
Cristina: Homie, dude.
Jack: Yeah. As opposed to Family Guy. They just got homies dude. Because he's not about family. He's about the homies. And he's also not a guy. He's the dude. Homies, dude. Homies, man.
Cristina: Homies, man.
Jack: Oh, that sounds cooler. Homies, man.
Cristina: Kind of gay.
Jack: There's a little bit of gay going on there.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. No, let's hope that they have Family Guy. I don't know what would be American Dad, Afghanistan Mom.
Jack: Can you imagine? That's probably. Man, that's crazy.
Cristina: Imagining what they're saying.
Jack: Afghanistan Mom. Their media has to be weird. And then they also have interlaced with their media. Us. Our media. Yeah, they're just getting signals from us because f****** giant temporal ripper. What a f*** is causing sending our s*** out there?
Cristina: So it's possible they got south park, even if it's from us.
Jack: Holy s***. Holy s***. You're right. Yeah, you're right. We have south park and everything we broadcast lands on them.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Holy s***.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They have to have south park and they have to have Family Guy.
Cristina: They have to. Yeah.
Jack: Oh, s***, that's really cool. But then they also have their version of the things. So they must simultaneously have south park and have North Drive.
Cristina: North Drive. Yes. Yep.
Jack: Okay. That being said, you know, funny jokes and everything aside, I wonder if over there, the driveway you drive on and the parkway is where you park. Like, do they go home onto the parkway and leave the car there and walk inside their house? And then when they're driving on the street and they're like, oh, I gotta go faster. They Hop on the driveway where you can do 60 miles per hour, you know?
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.
Jack: That, like. Is that our weird thing? Yeah. Is that our weird thing? And they're like, what you'd expect would be normal.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Because what the f*** is the explanation of our f****** glitch over here with that one?
Cristina: Wait, which one is ours called. Is that the way we're calling it? Or that's the way you're thinking they're calling it?
Jack: No, I'm thinking that they drive on the driveway and they park on the parkway.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Because we, for whatever f****** reason, park on the driveway and drive on the parkway.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So I'm thinking maybe that's one of those things that makes sense over there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Doesn't over here.
Jack: Who knows?
Cristina: Who knows?
Jack: The potentials are infinite. This is just fascinating to know. There's an entire another universe that is so.
Cristina: Yeah, man. Let's contact ourselves.
Jack: No, that's probably a problem.
Cristina: That's probably a problem. Why?
Jack: Why would we contact ourselves?
Cristina: I don't know. For the fun of it.
Jack: How would we even contact ourselves?
Cristina: We can go through the portal, Right?
Jack: So we get over there and then.
Cristina: I don't know. I don't know.
Jack: We'll find out without the Illuminati being a thing over there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And there being no need to broadcast the news that's taking place. That's just the guy. Which means there's nothing significant about him.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Which means he's impossible to find.
Cristina: But he needs to know that people are talking about him. As the host of this show, he should know about this show so he would not be confused.
Jack: That that would mean he has to be listening to news podcasts over there. He has to be the type of guy who's into news podcasts over there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Yeah. Podcasts are not a popular medium over there either. Oh, it's not like over here that the Globe gets it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Over there, it's like, I don't know, f****** kids or some s*** are listening.
Cristina: What? Kids are listening to us?
Jack: Yeah. Chances are a lot of kids are listening to us.
Cristina: That's very confusing.
Jack: Yeah. And also highly inappropriate.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But it's likely, very likely happening. Like, maybe half of everybody listening is a kid. Half could be. I have no idea.
Cristina: And we're telling these kids to talk to strangers.
Jack: Yes. They're the cherry on top of all of these things, which is going to open a new possibility if we so feel inclined to this show, because they're already getting our news, which kind of means f****** nothing to them. I guess we did establish the subhumans that were over there. Checking and doing things. Took enough technology and with the technology that already exists to have a single TV on our side, be able to catch the broadcast from their TVs. Any signal, any radio signal they send for their. And actual radio stations and their Internet. So you have access to their media to see what's happening over there. So we can check up on their world and perhaps in the future even talk about it. New element to the show.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Being able to talk about worldwide, there's.
Cristina: No creatures and that's not gonna be fun.
Jack: But, you know, it's their world.
Cristina: I guess we can compare and contrast what's going on over here to what's going on over there.
Jack: That's kind of badass. Yes. Yeah, that's pretty awesome.
Cristina: Like the day when Trump fights Biden. What's gonna be happening over there?
Jack: That's an interesting question. That's really interesting. But on the flip side, there's a added benefit to this screen that we don't have over here.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Because over here people are actual people. There's nothing we could do. But over there, people are not people who are over here, we can quantify them into their potential energy. So our TV can watch anybody we choose. And in theory, if we could find out what the f*** the name of the person we're talking about is in the case that you want to know what we are doing, if they share our names, then we can find out what the f*** they're doing.
Cristina: Oh, we can spy on ourselves.
Jack: We can spy on ourselves. And there'd be no reason to interact with them.
Cristina: Yeah. Okay. I guess that's a safer choice.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It probably won't work for a non existing organization.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But they're probably doing their own thing.
Cristina: Mm. Okay. Awesome.
Jack: Yeah. Pretty cool, right?
Cristina: Gonna be interesting. What will happen in the future.
Jack: What happened in the future? What things are. So the tables are kind of turned. Right. Because people on our side know the things that are happening and then we talk and share our opinions to them. But you guys have just been hearing something you thought was fiction.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And now you might. Again, this is not for sure, but you might get to see us be the learners of what's happening on your end. Rather than being us being the teacher, we might just watch your side and be the students.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: Maybe there's something to learn from them.
Jack: There probably is. Just not the things that are interesting over here.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So they must. There must be something that makes that place interesting.
Cristina: Yeah. You Just don't know it at the moment.
Jack: Exactly.
Cristina: Because right now they seem boring, but okay.
Jack: Yeah, it's pretty weird, right?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: It's fascinating though.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I am curious to find out. Like, I don't want to interact with the version of me that exists over there, but I'd be curious to see what they do. What they do for a living.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Same thing with you. See what?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The other you does.
Cristina: Just out of curiosity, man.
Jack: Yeah, but it's also not us.
Cristina: I know.
Jack: It's like, who the f*** gives a s***?
Cristina: Yeah. I don't know.
Jack: Yeah, it's kind of weird. Yeah, I mean, it's an interesting dilemma. Anyways, look, that. The point here is that. Hi, guys. We didn't know you existed. We thought we were talking to our own people the whole time, so. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are. Now, I say everybody listening is from over there, but that's wrong because we still get our broadcasts. It's just all our broadcasts are sent over there too. We still get all our broadcasts.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But that's the reason we had no f****** clue they're listening to us. Yeah, and that's weird.
Cristina: Yeah. Well, they could comment on our podcast of where they're from.
Jack: I think so. I think we land on there again. All the broadcasts happen to land on all their things. So we're on their Internet and they probably thought we were in their world as a result. Yeah, but like a fiction show.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Meanwhile, no, we put that on our Internet. Something just broke reality. And so you're hearing us right now. Reality's f****** broken.
Cristina: And it's part of my portal, though.
Jack: Your portal is causing some temporal rift that is sending all our waves not only everywhere here, but over there. So that's the gist of it.
Cristina: That is crazy. Although I guess none of them will believe any of this.
Jack: Yeah, pretty much. Until we start talking about their world.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: I mean, no. Cuz they'll still gonna think that this portion was fiction.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Yeah, I guess there's no real way to fix that issue.
Cristina: No, but whatever.
Jack: They'll be more involved once it's about things that are happening to them. Right.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But then some of the things do happen over there.
Cristina: Like what?
Jack: Like the Insurrection.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. And Covid is the thing over there.
Jack: Covid is a thing over there. But the toilet paper doesn't actually protect you against it. That's weird. Yeah, That's a weird one, huh?
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Toilet paper has no protection to Covid over there.
Cristina: Okay. What?
Jack: They did steal all the toilet paper, though.
Cristina: Why did they Steal all the old toilet paper. It wasn't protected, though.
Jack: Wait for it, wait for it. Wait for it. They don't know. It's all speculation.
Cristina: To all their problems.
Jack: Yes. Is they don't know. They don't know the solution to everything is they don't know why, they don't know who, they don't know where, they don't know when, they don't know.
Cristina: But they stole the toilet paper.
Jack: Yes. Now, here's an interesting point, right? And I believe this might also be happening. The temporal rift is maybe. S***. S***. Okay, fair enough. Maybe the versions of us on that side are somehow connected to the versions of us on this side. And so people racing to get toilet paper over here, because it protects against Covid, somehow triggered people on that side to go. Because they have the same thought, or not the same thought. Some feeling told them, yeah, to go steal all the toilet paper. And they did. Except it doesn't protect them against anything.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Over here, if you have toilet paper, you can't catch COVID Whoa. So there might be some actual effect that. Again, we need the cat people. We need somebody with technology so advanced, maybe they can figure it out. If they can't figure it out, I have no clue what to do.
Cristina: But that sound. That is so interesting because how many things are like that?
Jack: How many things are like that? Exactly. Another thing would be if we have all these mythical creatures on our end. But they are mythological, as in narratives told. And then we can go find them based on the myth or focus around. But over there, their myth, as in not true. Yeah, Maybe their origin story comes from this side. But the problem is those things have been around through all of history, even for them. Except it's not real over there. So I guess that's wrong. I was thinking, like, maybe our thoughts on these creatures and having seen them triggered them to think and have the feeling all this. But the portal's only been around for about five years.
Cristina: Yeah, but somehow they. There's still. There might be some connection between our two.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Worlds.
Jack: Yes. Well, I'm thinking. Well, maybe not.
Cristina: It's their imagination. It is the imagination thing. Somehow it's related.
Jack: Yes, but the question is, is that related? Or does this start at the portal?
Cristina: Does it start.
Jack: That's the question. Is the wormhole in your backyard the cause? If so. If so, then it has to be connected to the hole being formed, to the portal being formed, to the wormhole being there. And that started about five years ago. Now, it is possible that if the destruction of Earth 2 and the wormhole that existed at the center of the Earth affected spacetime throughout reality as a whole. And the portal showed up as a result. Even if it happened, if it happened after the portal showed up, and the portal showed up as a result of an event that took place in the future, which is a whole f****** can of worms on its own.
Cristina: Yes, what a mess.
Jack: Yeah, what a f****** mess. But whatever.
Cristina: Time travel.
Jack: Yeah, time travel is f*****. It is what it is. But the real problem would be that if this event could affect the past. Has this event always been happening and always been affecting the past?
Cristina: Huh?
Jack: And as a result, yes. In fact, every thought we've had has influenced people over there. Thus even our mythological creatures that are real over here.
Cristina: It's just imaginary creatures over there that.
Jack: They've only had those thoughts because we've seen them. And so we are connected.
Cristina: We are connected, man. Yes.
Jack: Because the toilet paper thing is weird.
Cristina: It is weird.
Jack: They just took it for no reason. It's not even a story. It's a fact.
Cristina: All the things we know here is imaginary over there.
Jack: Yes, they've mentioned all of them. There's no reason they would have all exactly the same things.
Cristina: No.
Jack: So they must be getting it from somewhere that's interesting. Something for us to dissect in the future.
Cristina: Yes. Oh, man. I'm sure the portal, the origin of this portal is really what's important, right?
Jack: Yes, that's really what we need to focus on. But anyways, so. Yeah. Hi, guys. You guys. Hi. You good? You dudes, people, Ladies, gentlemen, whatever the f*** you guys refer to yourself over there. Do you guys have a gender problem out there too? Whatever. Anyways, I know you got. If you don't. That's just the funniest s*** that they have been laughing at us forever.
Cristina: The gender problem.
Jack: The gender problem. If they don't have the gender problem over there, they are dying thinking this is some ridiculous made up bullshit. No s*** people. We actually have people going by all sorts of s***, including Zed and Demon. That's. And God, this is. All of that is real. This is all that's really, really happening over here. And it might sound. I know it sounds ridiculous and like a fiction that this would be something that happens in the. You know, it's happening.
Cristina: It's happening here at least.
Jack: It's happening here at least. And that's crazy.
Cristina: Mm. So, yeah, we'll see if we. With this tv. We get this TV to see over there. We'll see.
Jack: We're gonna tune in heavily.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And see what's going on.
Cristina: Yeah. Because we have things in common for sure.
Jack: Yes. And we do have an access point. It is a matter of we. Their investigations will happen. We'll figure it out. Maybe you guys will see us one day. Live shows in Universe three. How weird.
Cristina: That makes more sense. No.
Jack: Yeah, that's f****** weird. Anyways, so, yeah, you guys enjoyed what you heard here, and you want to learn more about what's happening in our universe, you can go check all those things out at the official website. Greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast, which astounds me that you guys have all exactly the same things.
Cristina: That is so crazy.
Jack: Do they not know where Apple Podcasts comes from? And they say, oh, it's a website. We just get our podcast from the website. But it's like, all over here. And they don't have that over there.
Cristina: They have to have that over there.
Jack: Well, they have it because we're sending it over there.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. I don't know.
Jack: There's nobody over there who did it. But who the f*** knows a billionaire.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Who just knows a billionaire? So it's like, well, that billionaire who we hear about, because they get all our media, so even when we're reporting on a billionaire, they think that's over there.
Cristina: Well, we know they have the same Elon Musk. Sort of.
Jack: Yes, but they don't know they're Elon Musk the way we do. Yeah, that's just a person on their screen. But, like, do they have a Jeff Bezos or are they looking at ours?
Cristina: Huh?
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: Interesting. Yeah.
Jack: Yeah.
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Cristina: Let us know what's happening over there, what we got right and what we got wrong.
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Cristina: What exactly is different?
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Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Which has always been important.
Jack: It's always been important. More so after this revelation.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Tell everybody.
Cristina: Tell everyone this shocking news.
Jack: Yeah. Maybe they'll believe it. If not, eventually one day it might be proven, and then you could see us in person. We'll see.
Cristina: This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. Or maybe Maybe his God. His God? His father did it with a Titan and made him. I don't know.
Jack: Well, no, there was a thing that made the Titans. There was an omniscient, all present God thing.
Cristina: Big bang theory of their own.
Jack: This is interesting. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So Zeus is like way down the totem pole when it comes to God. Like, he is nowhere near omniscient. No, he is very specifically a demigod. He's the God of a God of.
Cristina: A God, but many gods, I guess.
Jack: Yes, I think Jehovah and Zeus are equal.
Cristina: What's your proof?
Jack: Not only that, I would argue that Jehovah, if not related to Zeus, is.
Cristina: Zeus just as he took a new name.
Jack: It could be.
Cristina: Or it's translated different from other people. Like, is it the same people?
Jack: Crazy thought. Let's assume the Old Testament is not the first book, not a translation, that it's literally not the first part, and through translation we landed at Jehovah.
Cristina: Mm. But then whatever the first part is just isn't around anymore.
Jack: I guess we just consider it some whole other s***. But maybe there's a literal line connecting Old Testament and Greek scripture.
Cristina: Probably.
Jack: That'd be fascinating because they're either the same thing or brothers. Because alternatively, we could say that they are the same person, but not literally the same person. Rather, we're calling two different people the same thing, saying Old Testament and New Testament, when in reality Old Testament wasn't the Jehovah we know from the New Testament. It was Zeus then.
Cristina: Zeus, huh? But the thing is, like, why did he tell them? I guess that he made all the everything after his parents, like his parents made him. Then he erased all that so that he could say he made it all.
Jack: Maybe.
Cristina: No, I don't know. I guess that could be. Who knows how they work? They're angry people.
Jack: Yeah. Who knows how they function? Who knows how any of this works out?
Cristina: Yeah, I wish I knew more of their stories. Like there must be things that connect, but we don't know. We don't know any of those stories.
Jack: Yeah, it's very fascinating stuff. Lost Creek gods.
Cristina: Yeah. If we knew more about the archangels, that would be so helpful though.
Jack: Yeah, there's just very little information on them. There's pretty much nothing to draw from relative to all that stuff. It would require a lot of research to get to the bottom of how they connect from one to the other.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Wubba dubba dub. Dubba dub.
Cristina: Good morning. Good night. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas. Produced by Lynn Taylor and Published by Great dots.info Art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister, with social media managed by Amber Black.