Rambling 160: Edgy for Giggles
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What is the cause of all the censorship in America today? What is cancel culture after? Why does blue hair make people extremely sensitive? Why are there so many creeps in the United States? The duo deep dive into cancel culture and why they’ve not canceled the corruptions that will side with them to stay safe.
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Topics Discussed
- The Meaning of Words
- Context
- Sensitive Lefties
- Spotify and Joe Rogan
- Cuties
- Pedo U.S.A.
- Terrorist Countries
- U.S.A. Invading Everyone
- Scared of Bats
- News Media Manipulation
- Coward People
- January 6th
- Learn to Learn
- Mars
- Cockroach People
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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
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Jack: Yes. Be sure to hit that mother flipping we're PG now mother flipping button so you can get that God darn notification the second that mother effing.
Cristina: Is that PG still?
Jack: If you Mother effing? I don't know. Is it pg? I didn't say the bad word.
Cristina: Yeah, but wouldn't they know what that is?
Jack: Don't they know what I.
Cristina: What is? Mother flipping?
Jack: Yeah, like, obviously something else is meant to go there.
Cristina: Doesn't sound like it sounds like gibberish.
Jack: It does you. You know the movies of like the 90s and early 2000s, when they would, like, put it on TV to protect the children. We gotta make them say something so they like, dub over it some other s*** and just dumb sentences.
Cristina: I wish that was still going on. That makes no sense. Like, the kids are gonna be very slow. I don't know.
Jack: Did I fail just because I said right off the bat, should I said the R word?
Cristina: What's the R word? Oh, retarded. So for some reason I saw a post about that and I thought they were talking about rape or retarded. I was very confused about what retarded was. I mean, what the R word was. I wasn't sure. Yeah, like, okay, so it's retarded.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you saw the. The Twitter post?
Cristina: Yeah. And I. I wasn't sure. Like, I was thinking, is it retarded?
Jack: Yeah, I saw that too. That's what I was wondering. Like, okay, obviously that post is talking about the fact that we like. Okay, so the response from our end was we always use that word. Which is true, because it took all of a minute to get to retarded. Yeah, they were apologizing for having said it once.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: To make a point. But we totally drop it left and right, like, Well, I do.
Cristina: At least I'm not dropping anything.
Jack: You just did. You totally just said retarded.
Cristina: No, I didn't.
Jack: But here's the problem, dude. If somebody's getting offended by me saying the word retarded, like, you're adding a meaning to it that I'm not. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening here. You're getting offended by something that I am not saying because I am not referring to any type of person. I specifically think that's a dumb way to use that word. And incorrect because it doesn't mean that.
Cristina: All words are dumb. You can't tell what anything means. It's like you're just assuming what the meaning is.
Jack: Yeah, you're assuming. The problem is they're assuming what. It's so complicated. Right. Because the problem lands in that people are telling. Like you said something and I have a meaning for what you said even if you don't have the same meaning for what you said.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Well, I feel a certain way about what you said, so I'm offended. Even if you don't mean what I'm receiving and even if you clarify it. Well, you shouldn't have said it in the first place. Wait, but you don't mean the thing that I think.
Cristina: How would I have known you would have felt that way?
Jack: Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. It makes absolutely no sense for somebody to be that furious about something. Like, I do not mean somebody mentally handicapped and I do not mean somebody mentally retarded. When I say gay. I am not talking about a homosexual.
Cristina: You know, what are you talking about?
Jack: I'm talking about something that's whack.
Cristina: Whack.
Jack: Something's lame.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Something's retarded.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: To me, retarded and gay mean the same thing. Which is neither mentally challenged or homosexual.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Or queer by any standards.
Cristina: No, I understand how, like a commercial trying to get people to stop saying gay for some reason.
Jack: Like, saw a commercial, I feel like.
Cristina: I remember a commercial and they're like. Because it's somehow. You're not supposed to say. I guess it was a long time ago. Maybe my memory is wrong. I don't know, but I feel like there was a commercial trying to get kids to not say gay.
Jack: I don't remember that, but it's probably a thing.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Like, look, you can't just tell me what I can and cannot say. That's stupid. That's retarded.
Cristina: That's retarded.
Jack: That's pretty gay.
Cristina: That's pretty gay.
Jack: And not d*** sucking. No, d*** sucking's alright. If you like sucking d***, go suck some d***. That's cool.
Cristina: I don't think it's not.
Jack: That's homosexual.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I mean, unless you're a chick who's sucking the kick doesn't specify. I guess you could suck d*** in either direction.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You'd be straight and suck d***. In theory, yeah. Factually, all things considered. Yeah.
Cristina: You could be whatever. I don't know.
Jack: You could be scenario. Right. You could be a straight guy who sucks a d***.
Cristina: I wonder what, like out of curiosity.
Jack: No. Somebody's got a gun to your head and it's a survival move.
Cristina: Of course.
Jack: You see? Solved. Anything. Anything that. That. That scenario applies to any. You could justify anything.
Cristina: Do you think there's ever been a straight guy who's just curious, though?
Jack: Straight guy who's just curious? Yes. I specifically do believe and know the usual way it goes is some particularly effeminate guys who have female tendencies. And then people are like, oh, you're probably. And then people are like, oh, you're probably. And it's like it gets in their head and they're like that should I find out? And so they try and they find, no, I'm just effeminate. Thick isn't my thing.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: So yeah, I know people who've experienced that.
Cristina: That they confused piece of other people.
Jack: Yes. Even if they weren't interested. Like, s***, I guess I have all the behavior. Maybe I'm the one up. And then they go and try and.
Cristina: People'S words are confusing people words are confusing.
Jack: People are idiots. People want to choose. And it's just the left, dude. It's not Democrats. No, no. It's not liberals and it's not progressives. It's the f******. Specifically that f****** sociological problem. The left. The left, yes. Sensitive snowflakey b******. Because progressives, you got all the logic. Let's move forward with technology that makes perfect sense. Let's advance society as a whole. That makes sense.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: Democrats. Yeah. Dude, we kind of can't just have elites running the show. That's f*****. We've seen how that looks in every other country. It's pretty bad. Fine. Great. Totally fine. Great. And what's the other one? We got liberals. Yeah. F***. F******. Let the individual be do, do and be who they want to be. Makes perfect sense. Okay. It's the leftist mentality of we get to censor because emotions matter more. It's like that's the conflict between the left and liberals. Right. Liberals are like the individual. It's like, well, no. Well, you can't. Well, what about that individual? It's like, yeah, but if I have to worry about them, then I lose in turn. It makes no sense. Is what example again, liberals versus leftists. The leftists are the one trying to suppress while liberals stand for the individual's rights.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: It's like, let's not constrict things. Let people be who they want to be. If they want to be gay, if they want to be straight, if they want to f*** each other, if they want to f****** hook, if they want to be strippers, if they want to prostitute, do all the drugs.
Cristina: Be overweight.
Jack: They want to be overweight. Whatever. Don't judge a person. While leftists do nothing but judge and they want to force their judgments on other people. So you end up with a leftist that's saying you can't say the thing because that person's emotions. But it's like then you're telling me that the way I am is wrong and that hurts my emotions. Your logic is f****** flawed.
Cristina: Yes. Yes. Because you're not caring about the person.
Jack: No, you're caring that you're caring about the people who already agree with you. You're not caring about anybody except your confirmation bias bubble.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Which is the problem with rightism as well.
Cristina: Rightism?
Jack: Yeah, people on the right, right wing people. It's the same thing the other way again. Republicans, nothing is wrong with that. We cannot have people unanimously decide and most of them are under educated morons. The same way they can't just have elites run it because then they'll brainwash, under educate and abuse everybody. You can also not have people just vote their way. And because the minority gets f****** shafted in every turn.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Okay. So Republicans make total sense. Conservatives. Yes. We cannot lose tradition or we lose who we are. It makes sense to balance moving forward with retaining the things that make us us simultaneously.
Cristina: That sounds beautiful.
Jack: Progressives and conservatives make sense. Republicans and Democrats make sense. Liberals actually exist on both sides. In fact, most liberals tend to be Republican. Although for whatever reason the leftists, Democrats and you know how they get bunched up.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: For whatever reason they get thrown over there. And I don't know why. Because liberal ideology began on the Republican side. Actually, not the Republican side. The conservative side of have less government. Oh, that was a left. That was a right ideology.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Of like. No, we want to be not pressured by the f***. We want to be free.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Freedom above all. Freedom to just.
Cristina: Both sides are cool with that.
Jack: Yes. But the leftism on both ends is totally different. Not the leftism. The liberalism on both sides is different. Yeah, Liberalism on the right. The right means you are not being forced by the government to do anything. Less government is liberalism on the left. Similar to conservatism, which is, I guess conservative is really about tradition versus government. It's not really government base. While the liberals of the left Believe a person should be able to be whoever the f*** they want to be. You got to assume that liberalism on the right comes with conservatism and they're sort of related in that, well, you can't be gay. That's not a conservative ideology. You shouldn't do that. The liberal on the right. Yeah, you shouldn't do that. That's wrong. Okay, but the government shouldn't force a law down your throat either.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: Liberals on the left are saying if the government can force a rule that protects you, then they should, so you could be whoever the f*** you want to be. There's total difference there. The left in blue says, we don't give a s*** what the government does. Just let me be me. Liberals on the right are. No, f*** the government. Just keep them out of my business. Just keep them out of my business.
Cristina: Okay? What, so there's two liberal groups?
Jack: Yeah, technically liberals are from all. It's the only problem is the leftists that f****** heavy. But the right do the same s***. They judge hard. They judge everybody.
Cristina: But they're not canceling everyone, are they?
Jack: No, the right isn't canceling anybody because the right also believes in being thick skinned. I should be able to attack you the same way you can attack me.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: The left is. They say the left twice while the rights are the ones that I just said. And the left is just Please don't say those words. Yeah. Oh my God. My feelings science, but my feelings science by my.
Cristina: That's very weird because they don't actually.
Jack: Support science either because based on some.
Cristina: Of these studies, if it works for me.
Jack: No, the problem is, for example, think of that study, right, with the. Which look, if you, if you listen to show regular. And you're hearing this again, I'm sorry, like it is what it is, you know. But think of the studies that they made about the women who get raped and the soldiers from war, from the, the early wars. What is it? The people from before the 90s and the people from after the 90s and the people who experienced the women who experienced, quote, rape and men who experienced going to war before PTSD was called PTSD and before there was any research on it. When studied without being told what the study is for, they were told that psychological evaluation. So they go in, they get these tests done. The older crowd, before PTSD became a popular term. So that group of people now, even after they found out about it, but they were already like 40 and 50 years old by the time that they ever heard the term the first time Those people had no signs. No signs of. On average, yes. Some here and there, but we can assume margin for error. The majority, like 90% of them had nothing going on.
Cristina: No trauma.
Jack: No trauma because the women of that time were told, well, you just do whatever f*** your husband says. That's what marriage is. They were. It was programmed into their heads, like, okay, yeah, that makes sense. I was raised that way. My mother went through. Yeah, whatever. And they were fine. Same thing with the guys. Oh. You go to war, s*** happens. F***. You see crazy s***, and then you come back and you live your life. Yes. Here and there, somebody's messed up.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But on average, that entire crowd that didn't have PTSD as something to lean on was fine. No problems. They run their lives totally fine. Not need medication, no therapy, no nothing. Just living life successfully. Low rates of suicide. Just normal people. And then you enter the era immediately after PTSD becomes very big. And people talk about it a lot.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And what do you have when you run the same study on those people? All have depression. Almost all. It was, like, really excessive. It was like 98% or something. All had depression, PTSD, all on medications, could barely function and were triggered by mad s***.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Meaning what you believe is stronger than anything. And if you're believing, you have a victim mentality and they're hurting me and these words hurt me, and I'm getting offended. Well, you're gonna get offended. You're gonna get hurt. You're gonna be a victim.
Cristina: The world's complicated. I think trigger. Also that. I think I heard that. That word triggers.
Jack: You've associated tension with that word.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So you expect to be triggered even if nothing triggering is said.
Cristina: Yeah. Like if you saw the same thing without the word trigger or heard you, you'd have been fine. Whatever.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: That's so crazy.
Jack: It's weird, right? It's psychology. So these people who feel the need to force everybody else to do s***, that confirmation bias bubble that they're trying to bend everybody into. Nah, man. None of that is real. That's all in your head. That's why everybody else is f****** fine except you. That's it. They're the ones freaking the f*** out. Everybody else is fine except that f****** group of people.
Cristina: Yes, but they're very loud.
Jack: But they're very loud. But it doesn't do anything. It's like when they went against Netflix and f****** Lost and Spotify and Spotify and f****** Lost. Or when they f****** freaked the f*** out on the Internet at us. And it's like okay, sweet, bro. Like, what are you gonna do? 1. You can't cancel self sustaining people. Second. Your emotions don't matter to me. Yeah, you're garbage. I do not bend for somebody's emotions when reason is lacking. And the simple logic being if your emotions are hurt and I have to bend who I am to your emotions and my emotions are hurt, that s*** does not make sense. No, because we ended exactly where we were. Except now you're happy. The f***?
Cristina: But if I is just thinking about the money though, right? They're not thinking of like, my emotions versus your emotions.
Jack: Oh, I don't know.
Cristina: Maybe it's just.
Jack: Maybe they're making us.
Cristina: Making us money.
Jack: Maybe they're making a principled stand. I don't know.
Cristina: Maybe. I don't know.
Jack: Netflix made a principled stand.
Cristina: A musician that went against Joe Rogan. Or like, he's saying if you don't put down his.
Jack: Oh, yeah, that's everywhere today. You saw that?
Cristina: Yeah, I think they're not gonna listen to that. Of course. They just gonna take away his music.
Jack: What's that? A couple of days ago he said that. Been reading about it all f****** day. Just seeing that s*** everywhere. I'm like, how the h*** did I miss this? But like, they don't give a s***. Spotify give a crap.
Cristina: They don't. I don't think so.
Jack: It's ridiculous.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: But it's like, you can't just bend to every. Because once, if, let's say they do get Spotify to bend, right? Well, now they expect you to do it every time. They don't like something.
Cristina: That's the problem. That's the start.
Jack: That's the problem.
Cristina: You can't.
Jack: You can't set that precedent. Netflix is like, we are not f****** with this. We are not taking s*** down for you. And they stuck to their guns. I like that. They stuck to the guns. Even for the cuties thing.
Cristina: The cutie thing. Oh, okay.
Jack: And the cuties thing is a weird one, bro.
Cristina: It's a weird one because it's like, that's America versus everybody.
Jack: That's America versus everybody. Because the world was like, what the f*** is wrong with these a*******? They think this is sexual. It's like, yes, everybody in this country is a f****** pedo, bro. Yeah, that's crazy. We all looked at a thing of little girls doing acrobatics and nobody thought, oh, wow, they're talented. Not one. All of the United States in tandem said, wow. Sex and girls who are underage. It's like, why is that what came to your f****** mind? They were like, wow, these are athletes. They can. They perform, they dance, they sing, they. These are talented women. And the United States had to be that one f*** nut, the weirdo. Yeah. That was like. But sex say, bro, they're minors. What the h*** is wrong with you? Yes. They need to take it down. Exactly. They're minor sex. It's like, why did your mind be. Nobody said s***.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Everybody was like, wow, interesting. A bunch of talent. And the United States was like, nah, nah, nah.
Cristina: They're dancing too sexy.
Jack: Yeah. You know they saw sex.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They didn't hear anybody else said it. No, they did. The Americans saw sex when they looked at little girls. And then they want to blame it on somebody else because they felt a little guilty. That's all it really is. That's all it really is. They. They found out s***. Not one part of this described sex. But that's where my mind went. So I got to blame f****** them for triggering me.
Cristina: That's sad. That is pretty much what happens.
Jack: They triggered my sex once while looking at little girls. Which also comes back to the fact that f****** Americans are obsessed with Japanese p*** of like schoolgirls, which comes from anime. That also forces that down people's throats. Of f****** big b*** anime girls.
Cristina: Yes. Yeah. So high school girls with big b****.
Jack: It wasn't like that before.
Cristina: Once upon a time, the girls didn't have big b****.
Jack: You can't fact you can trace back to the older animes before it became popular in the West. And just think of the animes. Think of the Yu Yu Hakusho that got made before it was popular, then got dubbed later and brought over.
Cristina: Like Sailor Moon. They're flat chested.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. That got brought over.
Cristina: Inuasha.
Jack: Inuyasha. They got brought over. No. After anime became popular in the west, the b**** on these high schoolers got huge.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: It's traceable.
Cristina: Maybe they started eating our fast food.
Jack: No. They were looking at our overgrown girls and being like, well, they like that.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Do you see the problem? That's Americans being sexual as f*** to girls. Little girls. Americans are the same people who will go to the same Catholic church where a guy f***** a kid and be like, never happened. Where was this one? Even if the other 300 you heard about, you're like, there's only one here. It's like they just didn't get caught yet. Yeah, they just didn't get caught. They're doing it. There's too many for you. To really sit back and be like, nah. But the others are fine. Just like 3000 of these m************ in just a year. There's no way you really believe the rest of these guys aren't f****** your kids when you're not looking. But we, you know, we love to let it happen.
Cristina: We love to let it happen.
Jack: Will I fantasize about f****** little girls that I see in the f****** anime? I love that. I get my girlfriend, she does cosplay and she dresses up like that big b*** high schooler and that while she's in that outfit, man. So badass. And I got that fantasy where I'm the teacher and you're the student because that's not f***** up in every possible way.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And you know, you get naughty and then I hit you with the rule because that's f****** sexy. And it's like, bro, it's so wrong. The United States is just a country of terroristic pedos.
Cristina: That's what it is.
Jack: That's what it is. It's. Look, the rest of world sees us as a crime country.
Cristina: We are. Yeah.
Jack: We're a giant criminal syndicate.
Cristina: Yeah. Or not the only ones.
Jack: No, they're a couple. They're a couple. But we are the most pronounced criminal syndicate that happens to be a country.
Cristina: Because, like, South America's there. They're not.
Jack: They're not saints. No, they're. They're not saints.
Cristina: They're our brothers.
Jack: They're. There's a lot of countries on there. Yeah, there's a lot of countries on. Well, United States, I mean.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You know, why are we the only.
Cristina: Ones that call ourselves American if they're American? Also, I like, we're on America. They're on America. South America, I guess.
Jack: It wasn't called America yet. None of the continents were called America yet.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Americans were the first to call it America. Yeah. Then we're like, oh, the continent's America. If you're on this dirt, it's America. Ah, okay. Again, I thought it was just people in the country. I don't know. People. They're technically American too, but.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I don't know how it plays out.
Cristina: Like, you're all. This is a huge group of Americans.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: You think of all the countries.
Jack: I wonder if, like, Canada has. Canada's real. Really? It's weird that they're so similar and so different. Right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Because like, they're not a f****** pedo terrorist country. That's like way, way United States territory.
Cristina: Pedos. Yes.
Jack: Terrorist. Pedos.
Cristina: Oh, terrorists, like Russia is a bunch.
Jack: Of terrorist human traffic out the f****** a**.
Cristina: I bet they eat people. Maybe.
Jack: I don't f******. F****** Germany does. I don't f****** know. It's weird. There's weird s*** out there. But they got consent cannibalism. That's weird.
Cristina: That's. Yeah.
Jack: I'll never forget that episode. Consent cannibalism. You guys heard that? We had an episode where that just got dropped in there. Don't know which one. Go look for it.
Cristina: It's somewhere about cannibalism. I'm pretty sure the whole episode was about it.
Jack: Really. It was. It was like Thanksgiving cannibalism or something.
Cristina: Yes, I think so. And then we just somehow. I don't even know how. Okay, so.
Jack: Ok, means you could probably just find that episode through the name if you're curious about it.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But no, it's f*****, man. There are a couple of terrorist countries though. Like Russia is definitely a terrorist country. Germany was the leading terrorist country, but is now just good guys. Cuba, pretty heavy terror. Well, it's not. They don't f****** invade people. They're not terrorists. They are terrorizers of their own people.
Cristina: Of their own people.
Jack: They're domestic terrorists. But I mean like people who terrorize other people. United States for sure. Russia, China.
Cristina: Yes, China.
Jack: Middle Eastern countries.
Cristina: Korea counts. I don't know.
Jack: North Korea doesn't invade people.
Cristina: No, but.
Jack: And that kid is trying his best to fix a s***** situation.
Cristina: Yeah, I guess. But I was thinking like people coming into the country or people trying to get out. But that doesn't count.
Jack: That doesn't count. Doesn't count. They have to be actively mobilizing and stepping on other people's dirt and then attacking those people. Yeah, no, and we do that all the time.
Cristina: So it's us, Russia.
Jack: Yeah. Isn't in fact the news this week that we are about to go terrorize the terrorists that are terrorizing the f******. Like we're just finding we're going to war. We're going to another one.
Cristina: Protecting Ukraine. Okay. Because Russia keeps on being weird.
Jack: Russia keeps on keeping on.
Cristina: They keep being weird. Being weird how? Helping. What's that other country? Taiwan.
Jack: Because they have no resources for us. We only help when it's beneficial.
Cristina: That's so.
Jack: And they're not white.
Cristina: Huh?
Jack: Ukrainians are white. They're light skinned.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: Oh.
Cristina: That's what they have.
Jack: Taiwanese aren't f****** white. F*** them.
Cristina: They have to have something. Like China wants something from them. They got some resource there.
Jack: Yeah, but the Chinese are Asian too. They're like they're other people. We don't consider the Taiwanese people because they got nothing for us. Oh, my God, that's a lot American logic right there. Okay, we won't attack them. They got nothing. They have way better chance than somebody like Iran. And we're like, no, we're attacking the s*** out of Iran. There's such a danger. It's like there's nothing there but dirt. Yeah, but the oil. I mean, danger.
Cristina: The danger.
Jack: The danger. So what? What danger? We have nukes and tanks.
Cristina: They travel. They hide. They hide very well.
Jack: They got caves. That's horrifying.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: What? Yeah, they hide in caves like bats. Aren't you scared of bats?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: How scary. Ooh, bats. Like. Oh, s***, you're kind of right. I am scared of bats. They hide in caves. You serious?
Cristina: Are they like monks just meditating in those caves?
Jack: No, they're running from our bombs.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: They ran there to survive. That's where the Taliban was hiding until we disappeared. And they were like, wait, they're gone.
Cristina: I guess country now.
Jack: I guess Iraq is another terrorist country. Yeah. Oh, United States, Russia, China.
Cristina: The one that we just left. Because that doesn't count because we made it.
Jack: No, it's still a terrorist country. It's a whole country run by terrorists.
Cristina: But they're not going out of that country. I thought that was part of it. Who are they terrorizing?
Jack: Fair. Hold up. Oh, no. Because also 911 was probably our own doing. Which goes to say what the war on terrorism should have been aimed at ourselves. We were just blaming other people for s*** we did.
Cristina: We're the biggest terrorists.
Jack: We're the biggest terrorists because we mind f*** our own population too. I'm sure Russia does that too. And China does it too. Manipulating news and s*** all the time.
Cristina: And we get to know about that, of course, because it's not us.
Jack: Yes, but our. No, our media sources are legitimate.
Cristina: Who knows? When you go over there, they're like, look at what America does to their people.
Jack: Yo, they probably got the craziest videos that just get completely removed off of our Internet. Just like the President walking outside with a gun and like popping three in the head and being like, I'm Biden. And they just show us Sleepy Joe. You know, I just kind of, sort of, kind of here, whatever. The second those cameras are off, that guy goes, pops, like five people. It's like, I'm America, I'm the country. Meanwhile, they got caught on video, but it never makes it on our Internet. Just gets wiped out instantly. But China got A hold of it because the Internet is global and they were just like, boom. Downloaded on our. And they can't take it off of our side. And then we go over there, we're just hanging out, talking with a politician. They're like, oh, you don't know what happens over there. Here, look at my laptop. The video of Biden just flat out shooting three people.
Cristina: There's no proof of any of it.
Jack: That's crazy how the world works, man. We're just cool with it.
Cristina: What can you do?
Jack: Yeah, what the f***? That's real. Like, that's real. In the case of the kids and the churches stop going definitely in mass.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: On the flip side, if people weren't cowards, it would be way easy to fix any problem. Problem is people are individually scared.
Cristina: The people in Canada are doing it right. They're burning the church.
Jack: Burning the churches. We wouldn't do that because we're a bunch of cowardice b****** and want to say, oh, no, God's not evil by any means. His church is your sacred place. That f*** kids. But the problem is people are individually scared for their own lives.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So they wouldn't. This is selfish country. We're not friends in France. People don't give a s*** about their life. They're like, the country must go first. They are true patriots. We pretend patriotism.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: They are actually patriots. They will put their life on the line for their beliefs. We'll be like, how horrible that the kids are getting raped and am I f****** torching a church?
Cristina: No, I recording it.
Jack: How many priests have I shot? Not one.
Cristina: No.
Jack: So, like, I'm squeaky clean. But also, those kids are still getting f*****. And that's equally spread across our country. We're just like, yeah, you know, it's happening. What are we gonna do about it?
Cristina: Record it.
Jack: We're gonna aim it. Yeah, we're gonna record it. And that'll solve everything.
Cristina: Yeah. Someone will eventually do something right.
Jack: This. Well, put it on the Internet and the person who isn't scared for their life is gonna come and do something about it.
Cristina: Yeah, Eventually.
Jack: Right, Done.
Cristina: That's it.
Jack: That's the solution right there.
Cristina: I think so.
Jack: I think doesn't work.
Cristina: No, of course that. But that's what they're thinking.
Jack: Think of the George Floyd. This country's too smart, that f****** leaders are overpowered. People are idiots. The whole George Floyd thing, that had so much potential. Yes, a person died, and that sucks. But that led to the opportunity that. It was everywhere. Everybody saw it. That's an Opportunity. Yes, exactly. It's an opportunity to fix the problem. So the people actually mobilized and decided, we're gonna f****** change this country. But you're playing f****** checkers and these guys are playing like Super 8D chess. And they said everything is taboo, right? Everything is wrong. Everything is terrible. Yeah, everything is f*****. It's like think of where it began. It began at the slave traders and the racist military men. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're totally f****** right. That's where it began. And you know what? There's statues of that everywhere. You take down those statues, the ideology stops spreading. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's take down the statues. As soon as they did, the problem disappeared. No, it didn't. They just stopped fighting because they thought the problem disappeared. The country is smarter than the people in the country.
Cristina: The country.
Jack: Yeah. The leaders. Oh, God, they will f****** scramble your brain so easily. Now where's all the fighting? Now where's all the protests? Volume turned way the f*** back down?
Cristina: No, I just see signs every once in a while.
Jack: You see what signs?
Cristina: Signs? Yeah, you know, what is it?
Jack: B. Oh, Black lives matter.
Cristina: Yeah. Just the initials.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Does that count?
Jack: They beat the people and they didn't have to do s***. They beat the people with their minds.
Cristina: That's ridiculous.
Jack: Well, that's. That's. It's crazy easy to do that when you purposely under educate everybody. Nobody knows how to critical think, so you can guide their attention.
Cristina: This is perfect crime.
Jack: This is perfect crime. Well, I made sure they grew up stupid so that if this moment ever came, I could easily divert them. Took them less than a year to stop the f****** problem.
Cristina: Yeah, he's all the smart. I mean, all the ones that they want to be where they're at are going to school for that.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, we made sure to redline long ago so your neighborhood couldn't even afford good education. And all the people who already think like us, they get all the education.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Then they rise up to power. And they already came from racist neighborhoods, but those racist neighborhoods had the wealth and red lining. Your district sucks, bro. Your district is garbage. Gets way less money. So you get no education because your district is garbage. Our district. Oh, we're all rich. Our school. Oh, s***. Our tax dollars pay the f*** out of that. Our kids go to that school, they leave. F****** geniuses. Then they become politicians and f*** your life up.
Cristina: More.
Jack: More. Oh, f*** your life. You decided one day to rise up, bro. We got all the education. What are you gonna do, f****** scream at us? Gonna march a little? Yeah, I got Guns. I'm gonna pop you like 10 times just for marching. Which happened a couple of times.
Cristina: It happened. A few times did happen.
Jack: And they're like, oh, you wanna get more riled up? Watch how easy it is if I don't use force. And then, boom. Brainwash all of them. Let's take down the statues. Yeah, take those statues. Yeah, we're taking out the statues. Change is happening. The statues are coming down. Change is happening, bro.
Cristina: Did any police department change?
Jack: Nothing f****** change. We just ended up with January 6th like nothing f****** happened. They lost. Black Lives Matter movement failed the same way Martin Luther King failed. It's just a bunch of s*** failing because they under educate and then they f*** you.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We need rich black people like f****** Jay Z to make a bunch of f****** schools and just put all the black people into schools. Educate them, teach them how to manage money, teach them civics. Stop. Just f******. I got a f****** mansion. F*** your mansion.
Cristina: Talking about has that plan.
Jack: Same thing. F****** come. Don't make a country in West Bubba. F***. Save your f****** grounds where you came from.
Cristina: He's doing that. I think he's making it in here.
Jack: He is. He should. That should be the goal. He should be taking little boys and girls into private school where they're gonna get taught economics, they're gonna get taught business management, they're gonna get taught civics.
Cristina: They'Re gonna get caught. Ta ta poly. Jesus, too.
Jack: Religion's a weird one because it's not critical thought. Nah, that's the kind of s*** that's gonna f*** up the message because you're gonna teach them to believe in something super, then it's gonna. F***. They're gonna lean on supernatural s*** when they can't find a solution instead of trying harder to get it. Mmm, that's problematic, I think. All these rich black people who talk about it was so f****** hard. Throw all your money over here. You living the life, my n****. Get that s*** out of there. You living that life.
Cristina: Help.
Jack: Help. You can't just be like, oh, it was hard when I was growing up. Well, you know, it was hard. Why the f*** are you in a mansion right now? Just buy a s***** house. You don't need a mansion.
Cristina: You don't.
Jack: You don't need a mansion. Just have the appropriate amount of space you need and not a bunch of. You don't need a f****** million dollar car. For what? You can get the same. You don't even drive. You just have to look at it. Somebody drives you everywhere. Yeah, so like, come on. Why do you have all this s***? People need to be educated. So that s*** like the black Lives Matter being easily derailed and then totally discarded and disappearing into the background, allowing for a bunch of morons on January 6th to make crazy moves to not be a thing that needs to. That f****** thing that happened is ridiculous.
Cristina: Thing from January 6th.
Jack: Oh, that's the insurrection.
Cristina: Yes. Now I. Yeah, now I remember for. When you first said it, I was very confused about it, but now I got.
Jack: This is insurrection. It's the fact that we easily distracted a bunch of people, but we didn't have the capacity to this. These guys aren't educated themselves. They're also idiots, but they just have enough more that we couldn't derail them. They went in privacy. They're like, oh, look, why we're gonna put it out there? If we could do this in secrecy and then come out. This is the f******. And the fact that they're white. Already gave them a crazy pass to get that close before anybody was like, oh, s***, I think it's dangerous. Oh, yeah, it might be dangerous. Should we stop them? Well, we'll wait. Wait and see what happens first.
Cristina: Crazy. Like, people probably brought in guns. I don't think anyone used any, but still, there was probably weapons in the White House.
Jack: It probably was like. No, there were different weapons, but, like, weapons who were civilian.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Oh, s***. That's probably in there. Probably never told us.
Cristina: Yeah, but it was probably pretty crazy.
Jack: Probably caught a couple, too.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: It's f*****, man.
Cristina: It is. What?
Jack: I don't know, bro. S*** be cray cray and I don't understand. I don't f****** get it, man.
Cristina: How this country sounds great. It's not that great. It's that great. I don't know.
Jack: It's greatest country in the world.
Cristina: It's the greatest country.
Jack: With everything we've just said, it's the greatest. It's the greatest country in the world.
Cristina: It has to be.
Jack: I don't know. Your opportunity to do anything makes it that way. Makes it. It's. It's just knowledge. That's all it is. Realistically, if teachers were really just looking to educate rather than have summers off, because let's be real, that's like the majority of people leaning into it. Get summers off, do nothing. If it wasn't that. That's the motivation half the time, Even if your school is underfunded, all you have to do is get. Is teach somebody how to learn. Don't teach them material to learn. Teach them how to learn. A way to learn. Anything they ever encounter and the curiosity to want to know more about anything they ever encounter. You teach them that. You don't need any level of education. You don't need to be a great teacher because that made you a great teacher. You don't need to know s*** about anything. You don't need a f****** textbook in your hand. Your class could be nothing but that one thing, and that person will go and become the Lil Wayne of the world, the Jay Z of the. You get informed and you learn how to work with everything. And then you make your way. You find the people, you learn how to network. Not just, oh, I don't know that person, because that's some hood a** mentality. Don't trust him. How many people go to a seminar? I was actually having this conversation about that same problem. Seminars, seminars, seminars. Such a. No, Seminars are a good thing.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: People's approach to a seminar is a problem because part of hustle culture. Hustle, hustle culture, blah, blah, blah. They're part of hustle culture. And the idea is, if I'm not making money off of it and if I'm not getting paid to do it, I'm not gonna do it.
Cristina: They're not going to the seminar.
Jack: That applies to anything. So the conversation took place now. I don't need to say a name. It was just, you know, somebody I know, we're talking, and they were talking about going to a seminar. And I was like, oh, that's cool. Where is it? Slow or some s***? Yeah, you know, gonna go. It's a. What the h*** was it? Not business management. It was about business. Something about business.
Cristina: It's like business related.
Jack: Business related. Some seminar about business or whatever. F***. And he was like, yeah, I invite a bunch of people. Nobody ever comes. I'm like, what do you mean? Which I know, but I wasn't thinking about it in a moment. What the f*** do you mean? He's like, yeah, but people in general don't go to seminars. Yeah, it's kind of weird. I've been to many seminars in my life. I was a weird kid. I venture into places and check s*** out. Yeah, there aren't people in there. But like, that's weird because it's free information half the time. Some of them you got to pay for. But the person I was talking to doesn't pay for seminars. They just go to free ones. Anytime there's a free one, they sign up and they go, that's awesome. That's how you get information.
Cristina: Awesome.
Jack: Yeah, you get the people who Made it tell you. And you don't have to accept 100% of their information. Yeah, all information is good information. And you take what matters.
Cristina: That sounds so fun. Okay.
Jack: Way logical.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Just gather information, become smarter.
Cristina: You think more people should go though, too?
Jack: If you. If you get people curious to want to learn things like that, they will just go do. Because it's more information. I'll learn about the thing. It's free. It's more information. You got to get people excited to learn. But because teachers just want to have the f****** summer off, they're like one, two. You don't really give a s*** about teaching, bro. If you really gave a s*** about teaching, you wouldn't complain about f****** supplies for school.
Cristina: Just want the money. So they raised the kids that now just want the money. Yeah, they don't want it for free. The people who don't want to go to seminars want money.
Jack: Oh, yeah. But they're also never going to get the money because you didn't go to the seminar. Isn't that weird?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You got to go to the seminar to get the knowledge that allow you to do the thing that will get you the money. But you're not going to go to the seminar because the seminar is wasting your time, according to you, and you're not getting money from the seminar.
Cristina: It's a weird loop.
Jack: Yeah, you just box yourself because you don't think learning these things are useful. But all information is useful.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And so we had like, a pretty lengthy discussion about. The problem is people aren't taught to teach. Aren't taught to learn. You don't get taught to learn. You just get taught you all. Here's f****** numbers.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Here's English and here's some f****** science. It's great. Okay, good. You learned what's in a book. You memorize things.
Cristina: It's weird to blame the teachers, but the teachers were taught by teachers who taught by teachers.
Jack: Yeah. Nobody's taught how to critical think. So. Nobody works. Nobody thinks their way out of the box.
Cristina: Yeah. So like, how do you solve that?
Jack: That's a f****** problem. There's no solution to it, right?
Cristina: No. Because if you're being taught that already, how are you gonna break that cycle? Unless some random person, I guess, teaches you. Unless they're hearing you right now, I guess these teachers.
Jack: I went to the same schools. Why the f*** did I avoid 100% of the already worn down path and just actively live a life in which I do whatever the f*** I want, whenever the f*** I want, however the f*** I want in any way, with zero responsibilities or obligations. I made those choices. I got curious, informed myself. Nobody taught me how to learn.
Cristina: You just enjoyed learning.
Jack: I just enjoyed learning.
Cristina: I don't know. Because no one else seems to enjoy learning. Is that what's happening? I don't.
Jack: I must have. I don't know. It can't be inherent. I must have learned to like learning somehow.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And whatever triggered that. Yeah, whatever triggered that. That's what we need to give everybody else.
Cristina: Yeah. That has to be the way someone had to. Like, how would you have. Why would you be the only person that.
Jack: Right, exactly. It doesn't make any sense.
Jack: And like, for. I have friends who are the total opposite and, like, definitely have way more intellectual capacity and don't care about learning anything. You know exactly who I'm talking about, right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Yeah. And like, doesn't give a s*** about learning the slightest shred of information if it's not gonna be applied in the moment. He only learns what is useful at the moment and that's it.
Cristina: He has all the information he needs. Yeah.
Jack: No, he doesn't have any information. He has all the reasoning.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And he's a literal, on paper genius and has all the reasoning. He needs to use the bare minimum information to make anything f*** work. And so he just gets the bare minimum. Doesn't bother with the rest of it. It was like, hey, I need to ask you a question. Does. And then instantaneously found the solution because I gave him what he needed.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: He doesn't give a s*** about learning.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Never gave a f***. But he's cheating, obviously, because he's a f****** genius.
Cristina: He's a special case. That's unfair.
Jack: He's an actual genius. That's definitely an unfair situation. But I don't know, man. People need to be taught how to learn, and that does not happen.
Cristina: No.
Jack: In today's society.
Cristina: Yeah. Teach teachers how to have fun teaching, man.
Jack: Yeah. Especially when the. There's the teachers who just print out some pages, put it on your desk, and like, f****** shut up and do it. It's like, get out of the building, bro. Leave.
Cristina: Is that their fault? Is that what they're.
Jack: You're not even trying at that point.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: No, that's so far to the other side. No. Get the f*** out of the building. You are no longer allowed in here.
Cristina: That sounds like a lot of substitute teachers, dude.
Jack: Substitute teachers need to learn how to do their s*** too. I've had substitute teachers that are exciting.
Cristina: Yeah, I've had. Yeah.
Jack: And I'VE had substitute teachers that just give you a sheet. Shut the f*** up.
Cristina: It's like, two extremes, but that feels like those are the only two that there are.
Jack: Yeah. My favorite teacher was an English teacher and never taught me a f****** word of English because he would make sure to put. And he would always start with, like, Shakespeare put on the board.
Cristina: Okay, so he at least got you reading some books.
Jack: You never got to the book. Not a single time. He would put, like, some Shakespeare quote and just ask some really philosophic question about, like, what's the morality of the sentence? Or what is it? It's the English class. I don't know the f*** we're talking about lds. But he'll pose a question and wait. You got five minutes.
Cristina: If those questions were based on whatever story he was writing down on the board.
Jack: No, he was just off the top of his head.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: He was just asking something that trigger thought in everybody. And then he would be like, you got five minutes. First one to answer gets engaged or whatever. F***. And then that's a conversation that derails the class entirely. We don't get back to it. But the subject of the philosophy or the sociology or the psychology, that became the topic, then becomes the whole hour.
Cristina: How do you get tested in that type of class? Or there's no tests.
Jack: I don't know how he was buffing the system. I have no idea how he was working around that, because he wouldn't give a s***. I knew crap in that class all year, but I left knowing more than every other class because he taught me how to think.
Cristina: But there's no test.
Jack: No test. I never took one test.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: He was probably faking the numbers or something. But I left way smarter because he would just sit there and have conversations with us. He would let anything goes.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And he would let people cut in that class. They could cut their own class in that class. But if you're gonna sit in the back, guys, shut the f*** up. You can't disturb, or you got to get out.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And if you're gonna be in the front, you have to do the work.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Even if you're not in the class, you join the class. If you're gonna be in the front, you join the class. If you're gonna be in the back, shut the f*** up. And don't distract anybody. If you distract anybody, get out.
Cristina: That's crazy. Taking in kids that.
Jack: I mean, he prefers them be here than cause trouble.
Cristina: Yeah. Wow.
Jack: Just way rational teacher. Yeah. It was so weird and, like, abstract and, like, totally unconventional, but every single day, you leave no understanding. So many perspectives because people get sucked in little by little. Somebody who doesn't even want to talk and is in the back paying attention, their ear gets caught because of some topic. It's an hour long. You know, somebody's gonna say something.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That catches your attention. They're like, oh, hold on, let me listen a couple. Five minutes of listening. You get up, you get to one of the chairs that's a little closer. Okay, this is interesting. Give or take 10 more minutes. Exactly. Give or take 10 minutes. Your hand is up. You're like, no, that. I don't agree with that. My hand is up. I'm. Nope. This is my say now. And before long, the whole class, even the people who don't belong in the class, are just discussing philosophy, psychology, sociology.
Cristina: Were you participating, like, every class that you had?
Jack: Yeah, I was pretty much derailing. I was. I was usually the guy who would immediately have an answer.
Cristina: Sometimes somebody else had. Every day.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yeah. I had that class every day for six months.
Cristina: Well, it was a great class.
Jack: I never took one test. I never opened a single textbook. We had a textbook. Never touched it.
Cristina: No little books to read or whatever.
Jack: Nope, nope, nope. There was never more than a single sentence discussed throughout the entire class.
Cristina: That's crazy. That is so crazy.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: He's still a teacher.
Jack: I don't know. I know that everybody pass. And every single person who took that class to day. To this day, I consider some of the most intellectual people I've ever met.
Cristina: Can you still talk to them the way you could talk to in the class?
Jack: Actually, the only people I can talk to freely, the way I usually talk with, like you, outside of microphone or whatever, are the people who are in that class. They were enlightened in such a way that made them able to hear an opposing thought that they don't agree with or don't even believe in and can.
Cristina: Just handle it and not die inside.
Jack: Yeah, they understand. They're mature enough to understand different perspective without exploding.
Cristina: Some people come to you for that different perspective.
Jack: Yes. Well, that's different because I am a f****** nerd and I read everything and, like, yeah, for this we're having conversations and I'm telling them about my work and how we engage with, you know, extraterrestrials and do all our things or whatever it is we do. But that is all practical in a normal person's life. What that all that information that I've collected is practical in a normal person's Life. Because it's just more information.
Cristina: Yep. Why is it weird that when you're not working for the Illuminati, you're a life coach?
Jack: Kind of. Isn't that weird? I guess that is weird.
Cristina: There's two jobs. You wouldn't think.
Jack: But it isn't a job. Is this like, I'll get a text message and like, hey, I need, I need somebody to bounce some thoughts off of. And I know you're the right person because you're just gonna f******. You can be devil's advocate regardless of what side I'm coming from. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I need some perspective. And you are the guy who is unflinchingly on the opposition. Like. Yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And so it's useful. A lot of I've within my circle become well known as that guy. The guy who stands nowhere and thus is great to put him in any side.
Cristina: Yes. That's awesome.
Jack: But that doesn't get taught.
Cristina: No.
Jack: And then we're left with a bunch of snow flaky, lefty, whiny b******. Male or female? I wasn't discussing gender. And if you thought female when I said that, oh, you got a low self esteem, buddy. If I said b****** and they just thought, oh my God, he's talking s*** about women. And I never said women because guys can be b******.
Cristina: Everyone's assuming everything about everyone.
Jack: Yes. And I'm sure throughout the course of this conversation they have assumed so much about what I'm saying at any given moment. But the problem is I don't give a f*** about anybody's opinion because I know what I mean. And that's what defuses the left. If I don't care, and I'm not scared of you, then what do you have? Yeah, if I'm scared that you're gonna cancel my career, you can slander my name. I slander my name. I'm a f****** killer. I've destroyed entire g****** planets. I've committed genocide. I've enslaved entire races. F*** with me.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Next f****** I'm gonna grab is all those blue haired b****** and put them on Mars. F****** run all the experiments.
Cristina: No reason to do that, but I can. Yeah.
Jack: And I have a f****** army to do it with me and. What army? The f****** subhumans. That army.
Cristina: That's a waste of time though.
Jack: But it's funny, can you imagine they just get put up there with Reptilians, that is.
Cristina: Oh, no.
Jack: Oh, some of the monsters we have. Oh, just some fat, overweight, blue haired Idiot who just keeps complaining about the word zed next to a f****** shape shifting reptile and a wet shot just waiting to rip its head off.
Cristina: We could just send one cockroach person to their houses.
Jack: We're not sending my wife over there.
Cristina: Is she the only one left?
Jack: That's the only one I've seen since I destroyed that planet.
Cristina: Oh crap.
Jack: I'm sure there were others out there. But why would they know to come to Earth?
Cristina: They're probably all dead. You mean like some that are outside.
Jack: In space when it blew up? Yeah, some. They were already venturing elsewhere.
Cristina: Oh crap. What are they gonna do? Maybe they just run away.
Jack: They probably got to Mars, saw s*** is not how they left it, and are like, let's just keep moving crap.
Cristina: So your wife is the only one though, as far as we can know.
Jack: Yeah. The only one left, as far as I know.
Cristina: Yeah. Whoa.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's f***** up. I apologize to her for destroying her entire race and committing the most exaggerated level of genocide ever known to a human kind or any life form as far as we know.
Cristina: Does she care? And does she eat trash?
Jack: No and yes.
Cristina: Okay. Just want to know what her diet's like.
Jack: Anything.
Cristina: Alright. Just whatever dead stuff.
Jack: Sometimes she just goes to Mars and eats whatever's just left when like a f****** somebody we're interrogating just dies. He's not going to have it. Yeah, whatever.
Cristina: That's horrifying. Would you watch that?
Jack: I have.
Cristina: It's hot. Scary. So scary.
Jack: Watch a giant cockroach eat like a dead reptilian. Oh, steamy night. So exciting. I can't wait to plug her like roach hole.
Cristina: Do cockroaches have holes? Like what does that look like?
Jack: For the purposes of this conversation and the fact that I haven't the slightest clue what the answer to that is, I must say she has a perfectly normal human like v*****. Except she's a giant cockroach.
Cristina: Ew, that's even worse.
Jack: I don't know, it somehow is, but I couldn't fathom what would really be there. So the answer to this question, and I'm officializing it as canon, is she has a human v*****. She has a human v*****.
Cristina: Why would there be a human?
Jack: But it's textured like a cockroach. So it's the same structure but made out of the exoskeleton.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: So it's so it's not soft and moist, it's like rough and hard.
Cristina: Okay. So it doesn't look that alien. Yeah, because it Would be way more alien if it actually looked like a human.
Jack: Just like everything else is exoskeleton and then just skin.
Cristina: Yes, that would be disturbing, but okay. Human roach.
Jack: Yeah. So the solution here is we're going to capture the entire left, not the.
Cristina: We're not gonna fix the problem with China or Russia. Why let that happen?
Jack: Why? This has nothing to do with us. I'm just annoyed by the left. They're like, whatever. There's a bunch of terrorist countries. We're gonna f******, like, whatever. But, no.
Cristina: No. Ourselves.
Jack: Nah. Why?
Cristina: I guess stopping those women is stopping ourselves. That's part of the problem.
Jack: We're stopping annoyances.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Yeah. That's pretty much all I care about. She's like, f*** it. Let the f****** Russians take over. I don't care. It's, like, not my business. I don't care.
Cristina: It's not my business.
Jack: Yeah. It's not our jobs. Whatever we get. No matter what the f*** happens, we're okay.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We work for the Illuminati. What the f*** is Russia gonna do? You guys are in that country, and if I. If they so much as harm a hair on us, that country ceases to exist. Come on. So, like, we're fine. Russian decides, smack me. I will walk up to Vladimir Putin and be like, smack me once. Tell me if you still have a country tomorrow when f****** Illuminati rains down h*** on you. Just hit me once, just casually.
Cristina: But if he also works in the Illuminati, like, where is this? Really?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: How many people are we above? Like, we're not above the queen.
Jack: No. But she's way up there.
Jack: Queen's above us by miles.
Cristina: We're above many other leaders.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: That's crazy.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah.
Cristina: How many? All of them.
Jack: All of them except the Pope and the queen.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Okay, what about, like, billionaires? They don't count, do they?
Jack: Like, billionaires are b******. They do whatever f*** we want.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: How do the f*** you think we got Elon Musk to be so productive and already established several space colonies that didn't allow us to travel space so.
Cristina: Easily with our, I don't know, AR bodies or whatever's happening with that. What then? We have, like, bodies going into space that we're controlling from over here. Kind of like the Avatar movie. That's not happening yet.
Jack: I mean, I'm assuming that's the thing. But, like, we have subhumans. Why the f*** would we need that?
Cristina: I don't know. Just a few, what it looks like.
Jack: But no we travel up there all the time. We go to Mars regularly. It's not like a.
Cristina: But we're not traveling to the home.
Jack: To the great void. Yeah, yeah. But also like, we're sending a crap ton of subhumans that way.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So like, whatever. They'll come back with answers. But yeah, so we're gonna. I guess that's the plan now. Capture all the lefty snowflakes and just drop them off on Mars. There's nothing to interrogate.
Cristina: We couldn't.
Jack: Yes, we can just use them like goats in a Jurassic park, you know, you bring in the goat, you give it to the f******. To the raptor.
Cristina: What is the raptor in our. What are we giving them to?
Jack: To the creatures that we have trapped up there.
Cristina: Okay. Yes, yes.
Jack: So you just take all these f****** snowflakey jackasses, take them to Mars and just like feed them occasionally to one of these.
Cristina: What? Yes. That's the way to do it.
Jack: Yeah. They're live.
Cristina: Have we been feeding them? We must have been feeding them, though.
Jack: We have been feeding them.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: You know, we've been feeding them subhumans. They volunteer. They volunteer. We say they need to eat. You guys are here. Who's doing it? And then they just like me. I'm the noble one right now. I am. I am the patriot. And then they just walk in. It's like, I'm ready. Simple.
Cristina: That's ridiculous.
Jack: Also, I just remembered a piece of canon.
Cristina: What?
Jack: All the subhumans are women.
Cristina: Oh, my God.
Jack: We established that all the subhumans are women because the Chinese don't want their women.
Cristina: No, but then we brought it here, so there's got to be some men.
Jack: No, no, not as much. We didn't bring s*** here.
Cristina: I thought we did.
Jack: No, we didn't establish that.
Cristina: I thought we.
Jack: That's why we get them from China.
Cristina: Yes, I know.
Jack: We proposed a solution, but nobody applies it here.
Cristina: Oh, I thought we do. Really? We don't know.
Jack: We get. We clone people. We will sooner clone somebody than like f****** not abort.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: When we could just not abort and have more people.
Cristina: Oh, so it's just.
Jack: It's just China.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: That's why they're all women, which is a hundred percent triggering somebody.
Cristina: That wasn't our fault.
Jack: That wasn't our fault.
Cristina: China clone. I mean, abort their babies, their baby girls.
Jack: Yeah, I know that in a couple of days we are sending people because the day is coming. It's finally here. We've been waiting for this moment.
Cristina: Yes. Oh, the Problem is though, like, how do we know which groundhog is the groundhog God?
Jack: Because we went to the same. Went to the same. We're assuming it's Phil.
Cristina: Exactly. But there's like three groundhogs in that place where he's from that tell the weather. Yes. He's just one of them.
Jack: We have enough people to watch all of them.
Cristina: To watch all three of them.
Jack: We have millions, actually. Literally billions. We have literally billions.
Cristina: Okay. Because there's just three in that area.
Jack: We could just send five sub humans anywhere.
Cristina: But then there's like all over the country there's groundhogs that tell the weather and then there's even Canada who started.
Jack: I think they haven't just different animals and stuff. Like really, really. We're after this one. He's the one. We're assuming he's the one. And then we already checked the hole. Yes, Phil, and we already checked the hole that he comes out of and he's not there.
Cristina: No, because they don't put him there. They have him somewhere else. We don't go to that place where they have him.
Jack: I don't think the stories they tell people are true. Are. What is going on?
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: I think he lives in a mansion. He teleports there. Oh, through the hole.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: From wherever he's coming from.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: What you think he teleports?
Jack: He's not there. And I don't think he. That they have him. We would have been told about that. People get told that.
Cristina: Yeah, people get told.
Jack: People get told that. But our people have not found that to be true.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: So.
Cristina: Yeah, interesting.
Jack: Yes. Anywho, we are way out of time, way over time and yeah. So I hope you people are in agreement that these lefty retards, the blue haired cancel culture, are really gay. Are really gay, Very retarded, very retarded, very, very gay. Usually overweight. I don't know why that's a feature. That's just some s*** that happens, I guess. They spend so much time on the Internet just b******* that they don't like really get their exercise, which makes them great meat to give to the people on Mars and easier to identify in public too, so it's easier to capture them. Yeah, it's all, it's all works out. Anyways, I hope you guys agree that we should get rid of them and feed them to the Reptilians and other. And if you guys want to find out about other things that we've discussed here, you can find a bunch of that. The Groundhog. That's happening soon.
Cristina: The cannibalism.
Jack: Cannibalism. Go look at that something. Cannibalism. Thanksgiving. Cannibalism. Real cannibalism. This cannibalism is probably in the name.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And yeah. So you can find all that stuff at the official website. Great thoughts.info or on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere you get your podcast.
Cristina: You can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok @justconvopod.
Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review the show. Leave us a beautiful review with maybe a groundhog. No, not a groundhog. That was like the bare minimum of this. Put us a lefty snowflake. Put a snowflake. An arrow aiming left on a snowflake.
Cristina: Oh, nice.
Jack: Ooh, yeah. Make those emojis for this episode and.
Cristina: Let someone who might like this show know about it.
Jack: Yes, word of mouth. Tell everybody that the purge of the blue haired snowflakes is coming and get ready to just see them disappear. Don't go out there and do anything. We're gonna do it. We're gonna get rid of all of them. All at the same time. Capture them. We're not gonna harm them.
Cristina: We're gonna be heroes.
Jack: We're gonna be heroes. Put them all in cages, take them all off of the planet. And it's just gonna get real quiet and happy. He's so quiet and happy.
Cristina: Peace on Earth.
Jack: It's gonna be Utopia. If we're gonna figure out at that moment that we were just all really annoyed that they were around, but as a planet and we were just gonna kill each other because these annoying retards who are totally gay.
Cristina: It's gonna be like 10 of them.
Jack: That's the craziest part. It's just like a couple of idiots. Yeah, it really is. There's not gonna be any. Just really, really loud few.
Cristina: Yeah, they just make multiple accounts and stuff.
Jack: They probably do. And then the problem is those people are so easy to troll. I get blocked by them all the time because I hate their sensitive emo nerves. They're like, oh, my God, my feelings. And it's like, well, if you can talk to me, if you want, we can have that conversation. You're gonna survive it, but we can have it.
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Jack: Why do we put the poop in the ground? That's like a baby poop wants to.
Cristina: Be in the ground.
Jack: Poo doesn't want to be in the ground.
Cristina: Yes, it does. Animals poop on the ground because they know that's where they want it wants to be. Nah, it's in nature.
Jack: And when a dog eats poo, it's like it's eating its puppy.
Cristina: Yes. That's. No. That's a slow dog, though.
Jack: Why is that a slow dog?
Cristina: Dogs should not be eating their poop.
Jack: Should they be eating their babies? Their puppies? That's not a slow dog.
Cristina: That's definitely a slow dog, too, I guess.
Jack: Okay, fair.
Cristina: Either case, it's. It's bad.
Jack: Baby eating is wrong.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: In either case.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Whether it's poo or fleshy.
Cristina: But poo should be on the ground.
Jack: No. You're making choices for poo without asking.
Cristina: Poo poo's body, you have to compare it to nature. And in nature.
Jack: Pooh'S body, poo's choice.
Cristina: In nature, poo enjoys being on the ground.
Jack: You don't know this.
Cristina: Yes. All the animals agree to it.
Jack: Yeah, but they didn't ask the poo.
Cristina: And how are you gonna talk to this poo?
Jack: Well, we need to invent poo communication technology.
Cristina: That sounds ridiculous. That sounds like a lot of work for nothing.
Jack: Poo needs rights, and we will fight for those rights.
Cristina: And what do we do once we have those rights? Once they have the rights.
Jack: Don't know what to tell you.
Cristina: Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by 0lupo, and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.
