The Abstract Art Gallery
Join unlikely duo Calm Cristy & Genocidal Jack, clones employed by the Illuminati, as they ramble about their workday mythical creature hunting, dealing with global politics, stopping the apocalypse and adventuring to other planets. With rampant speculation clarified into horrifying possibilities, conspiracy theories tossed around and an occasional guest in a no-holds-barred discussion, learning how absurd the universe can be is unavoidable.
“Take Nothing Personal. It’s Just Conversation.”
What is love? Is it babies hurting people? Is it begging to not be hurt anymore? With Valentine’s Day around the corner, the duo take a break from saving the world and decide to save the hearts of listeners instead. On this 4th installment of relationship advice they’re challenged by the most difficult heartbreak questions submitted to date. Prepare to feel the love!
