Rambling 161: Disaster Week
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What caused an apocalyptic scale storm to suddenly appear over Earth? What is the source of this mysterious signal seemingly manifesting from nowhere? And what is Bigfoot? The duo cope with the death of Weather Deity Phil the groundhog and must scramble a plan together to damage control the aftermath of this dangerous tragedy. This on top of the fact that there is an unidentified signal emitting from space. What is the source?
+Episode Details
Topics Discussed
- Phil Groundhog Died
- Weather God
- Adrenochrome
- Apocalyptic Storm
- Frosty The Snowman
- Abominable Snowman
- Sasquatch
- Bigfoot
- Yeti
- Space Signal
- Spacetime Distortions
- Universe 3 Portal
- Dark Stars
- Time Travel
- Cat Gods
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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
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Jack: And I'm Jack.
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Jack: Yes. And this show is, you know, most enjoyable if you've got a listening partner. So if you go. If you go get it, you get one. You go get a listening partner. Look, look, look, look.
Cristina: Why should they get a listening partner?
Jack: Why not? They should get a listening partner. Listen to this episode completely. You don't walk away once you've started. You make it through. Then you go find somebody to listen to this show with, and you bring them and you do whatever the show says again. So now you go out a second time to find somebody to listen to, but now they have to as well. And it just keeps happening. The same person comes listen to the same episode to show somebody else.
Cristina: Why would they want to listen to the same episode?
Jack: Because you have to listen with somebody to talk about the show with. And whoever listened to it first is gonna have more ideas about it because they had it, they heard it once, so it can be sharper. The second person, they want that experience, too, which is part of the motivation to them getting somebody.
Cristina: What's the motivation of that person to go look for a third person to do that again?
Jack: He's way more informed now. Every time he listens, he's way sharper. So he's, like, getting smarter than everybody he shows the episode to. And when he shows the episode to them, he brags about his knowledge base about that or even even better, listens to the episode, goes and searches anything discussed to expand their knowledge. And then get another listener and listen to the show with them. And then they randomly pause it to talk about, oh, well, they mentioned this thing. This is what I know about the thing. How fascinating, right? Anyways, let's keep listening. And then the next thing shows up and like, oh, well, what I know about this is. And then little by little, they become masters of that one episode. But it always seems like they're listening to it for the first time.
Cristina: They should eventually just make their own.
Jack: Episode about that episode. Yeah, and link us.
Cristina: And link us.
Jack: Yeah, we will listen to your episode, about our episode, and then we'll talk about. Look, anybody's listening to this and does own a podcast. Do it.
Cristina: Do it.
Jack: Do it. And then tag us on, like, Twitter or Instagram, and then we'll go listen to that episode. You got to title the episode that just conversation podcast, by the way. Actually, that's a rambling podcast. Yeah. So you got to title it the Rambling Podcast. You titled the episode the Rambling podcast. And then we go and we listen to your episode about the rambling podcast. And we're going to title our episode in which we review your review of our show.
Cristina: But we'll name it after their podcast.
Jack: Name it after their podcast. But then they have to review our review of their review of our show.
Cristina: Yes. And it's only about this specific topic of whatever we're talking about today.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: And nothing else.
Jack: Nothing more.
Cristina: Just each of us reviewing each other on the same topic.
Jack: No, well, it's not reviewing each other on the same topic. It's reviewing the episode that was reviewing. Yeah, well, the first one, they're just reviewing this episode.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Because they're so informed. They did a bunch of research and they collected a knowledge base. Then they make an episode.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And then we make an episode reviewing their episode. And then they're gonna make an episode reviewing our episode that reviewed their episode based on our episodes information and just on and on. We could just do this forever.
Cristina: Why would they want to do that?
Jack: It'll be great. It'll be the meta cast.
Cristina: Yes. We should do that, like, once a year. Maybe it shouldn't be, like, every episode.
Jack: Fair enough. Like. Like the annual review of whatever podcast we get tangled in forever now.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So we're just gonna have a brother podcast or a sister podcast, I guess, depending on whether podcast is male or female. Our podcast females.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Cars.
Cristina: We have to ask the pronouns of the podcast.
Jack: Like, those are sister schools. Are these sister podcasts? Well, they're not related yet, but they're gonna be step podcasts.
Cristina: Step podcast. That's what.
Jack: Oh, yeah. So whoever's listening to this and has that idea, get really informed on everything we discuss this episode. There's a lot of things to talk about this episode. Because tragedies occurred and happened and life sucks and things suck and everything sucks. I hate everything.
Cristina: Why are you so sad?
Jack: I'm angry.
Cristina: Oh, you're angry. Why are you so angry?
Jack: Because subhumans are f****** stupid.
Cristina: How?
Jack: They killed Phil. We actually caught Phil, and then they f****** killed Phil. You know how long?
Cristina: You know how long killed Phil?
Jack: They starved Phil out. He needed adrenochrome. Then he got feral on the f****** ship. And then in order to protect everybody who wasn't a subhuman. Because at this point, I'm like, f****** Janeway that ship. And kill all those a******* for being too stupid to just have, I don't know, steal his supply. You don't need to make more. Just take his supply with you. I don't. They were just taking him to Mars. We were gonna interrogate him there, but they didn't. Like, aren't you guys supposed to be super absurdly intelligent?
Cristina: Aren't they?
Jack: They're supposed to be. This is an alleged detail that seems to have missed this one flight.
Cristina: Whoa. What if we lied to this whole time? What if they were never smarter, stronger, etc.
Jack: I mean, that would 100% prove why they're so expendable.
Cristina: Yes, yes, that does add up.
Jack: That's also why they can't overthrow us. Like how?
Cristina: Ah, so everything was a lie.
Jack: No, I doubt it. But they failed horribly. You should just take in the drinochrome he already had. Why did you take him and not what we know factually? He needs to function.
Cristina: We can always clone him and send that version.
Jack: He's already dead. We didn't grab samples of him.
Cristina: There's no fur or anything.
Jack: He's a dude. No, no. He's mixed with. H***, it doesn't even matter. He has adrenochrome in his body. He's mad. DNA running in there.
Cristina: Yeah, it would be complicated.
Jack: Yeah, it's impossible to decipher which part of the DNA is Phil. Oh, okay, so we caught Phil.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Also, he turned out to not be Jehovah.
Cristina: They checked that before he died.
Jack: We know he's godly. Yeah, his powers aren't so godly that he could beat us. Ah, okay, so he's godly, but like, we can handle that level of God.
Cristina: But like, Santa Claus can beat him up.
Jack: Oh, yeah. Santa Claus is on some horrish. Santa Claus could be actual Jehovah, so that's not really a comparison.
Cristina: Oh, okay. But he's weaker than the. Weaker than Jehovah.
Jack: Yeah, but. Yeah. So Phil's dead.
Cristina: That is sad.
Jack: We caught him after many, many, many, many, many months.
Cristina: We waited a whole year.
Jack: Yeah. We have this plan.
Cristina: Has been since last Groundhog Day.
Jack: Yeah. And it took a couple of dumbasses in one f****** space flight. Just like, how do you. How do you f*** this up? So we've done this a million times. There's so much s*** on Mars. We've done this a million times. How is the one thing we needed.
Cristina: Nothing else has died from not having adrenochrome in Mars.
Jack: Well, it didn't die because it didn't have adrenochrome. It got hostile and it's godlike. On a ship filled with people we need. Oh, if it was just subhumans on that ship, I've been like, f****** blow the ship up. He'll serve. F****** Phil will survive in space, but can't do anything. And then we go capture him again, this time inject them a couple of times with adrenochrome or however the f*** he drinks it or whatever he does with it. Yeah, and then we sedate him and throw him in the f****** cage and take him to Mars. No. No adrenochrome on a ship with important people who are on their way to Mars as well. And then we got f****** whatever sub humans decided to be stupid and not get the adrenochrome. And now we have a hostile, rabid giant. By the way, if you remember, the groundhogs without the adrenochrome become giant feral f****** monsters.
Cristina: They do. I thought they didn't.
Jack: No, because when they're feral, okay, they become these giant f******, like super beaver looking thing. Oh, you remember we saw a giant beaver demon or what a f***. That's what Phil becomes, okay? And we had that on a ship, okay?
Cristina: And so they had to.
Jack: They had to f****** dispose of this f*****.
Cristina: At least it happened after he did his thing.
Jack: This thing is useless now because we're all f*****. He can't mediate the weather anymore.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So if anybody thought climate change was real, which it wasn't, now it is. Because the person who was stabilizing climate is f****** dead. And since yesterday when it happened, and the temperature in our localized region was at 15 degrees today, the next day, it's already destabilized to 50 degrees. So we are f*****. Thanks, subhumans.
Cristina: That is a change.
Jack: That is kind of like tornadoes everywhere kind of change.
Cristina: Tornadoes every. Oh, my gosh. Tornadoes. I saw a giant epic fog coming here. It was ridiculous.
Jack: Yeah. Everything is f*****. Wow, it's. It's so f*****. If you look at the news, somehow out of the blue, unpredicted, doesn't know where it came from, suddenly formed a frost front with a snow back and a blizzard in the middle.
Cristina: Yeah. Oh, my.
Jack: That's just headed towards where Phil was fighting from.
Jack: I wonder why it's happening.
Cristina: It has to do with Phil. Whoa. I mean, Phil's death.
Jack: Phil's death, because Phil was keeping all this s*** at bay, proves It.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: So at least now we know what he was doing.
Cristina: Yes, now we know.
Jack: We thought psychic and just adrenochrome creature. No, he's godlike. We already thought he was literally God from how overpowered he seemed to be. And he was really overpowered. Not Jehovah overpowered, but pretty overpowered. Overpowered enough to control the weather, not just predict. Actually, that being said. Being said, the region of the United States where the destabilization has happened is half of the United States, which is actually a bigger region than Jehovah has ever influenced.
Cristina: One point, he had almost the world. Right.
Jack: Jehovah? Well, no. His word kept traveling, but he only interacted.
Cristina: Oh. From the. Okay.
Jack: While Phil was actively interacting with what seems like at least half of this country.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And this country is bigger than the entire series of countries surrounding the area where Jehovah was interacting. So it's arguable that Phil, through adrenochrome, is more powerful than.
Cristina: Or at least it was ruling way more.
Jack: Yes, well, he wasn't ruling anything. His power was just reaching farther.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: While Jehovah was only influencing a very minuscule region, Phil was kind of, all things considered. Yeah. If we do that comparatively, he's kind of more powerful than Jehovah.
Cristina: That's ridiculous.
Jack: The question is, is he more powerful than Zeus? Zeus had a significantly larger area than Jehovah.
Cristina: How much larger? Not larger than the United States, though.
Jack: Roughly about the size of the United States collectively.
Cristina: Really?
Jack: Yeah. No, it's probably smaller. It might be half. Yeah. So. Wow. So adrenochrome just, like, s**** on better than gods. Unless you're Santa somehow.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: He's too overpowered. I don't understand. But that's the topic that we'll save until we get.
Cristina: Eventually we'll find out he also does adrenochrome.
Jack: Can you imagine it, really? We go and we study this man, and it turns out it really is St. Nick. And he's just been going in. He's been going ham on adrenochrome, possibly with whatever creature. The fairies. Not the fairies. The elves are. So we got the elves. They aren't regular elves or some sort of type of fairy. And St. Nick going in on adrenochrome, and we got this weird Santa thing where nobody gets hurt, but all the fear still had. It's just genius.
Cristina: It's genius.
Jack: Fear through joy.
Cristina: Fear through joy.
Jack: He just tells you, you can have joy, but I'm not gonna punish you by making you miserable. I'm gonna punish you by not letting you have the joy. You want the joy. Right.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Then you do good things. But if you do anything bad, which it's. It's. We're human. It's inevitable.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So then you can do the bad fear. Little. Oh, that joy I was promised just got a little less likely. Oh, no.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Overpowered. Overpowered system. Good job, Santa. You figured it out.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You are way overpowered.
Cristina: So crazy. What about the other guys that help him? We never talked. I mean, we have talked about, but not in that episode of, like, Krampus.
Jack: And Frosty and all these. Yeah, Frosty's a weird one. Because the argument is somebody has powerful enough magic to move the sentience of one being into an inanimate snowman.
Cristina: It's gotta be Santa.
Jack: That's. Frosty was probably made by Santa. I know Krampus wasn't. But Frosty. That could not have happened in nature. Unless we're confusing it and Frosty is a mythological creature of some sort and we just haven't connected those dots. We do know Sasquatch's counterpart is the abominable yeti.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Yeah.
Jack: The yeti's counterpart is the abominable snowman.
Cristina: Yeah, but they're all made out of.
Jack: They got, like, fur and humanoid shape.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.
Jack: Is the abominable snowman.
Cristina: I think so.
Jack: Really? So maybe the name has led us to picture a snowman. But if we went and looked at Frosty.
Cristina: Might look like a yeti.
Jack: Might look like a yeti. Like a bigfoot that's white. An abominable snowman. So he's the abominable snowman called Frosty. We hear Snowman. The toxin hangs out at the North Pole, and it's really just an op bodyguard they got up there.
Cristina: Oh, crap. Okay. Yeah. Maybe he's not even an actual snowman.
Jack: Actual snowman. This is actually interesting. This is something we have not investigated and we should definitely look into. And this one is probably provable so we can. We don't have to worry about locating a Santa. If we can just find him and actually interrogate him. He's probably kind of overpowered and particularly dangerous. If we were to talk about trying to get to Santa, but we could be like, can we talk to you?
Cristina: Mm. Hopefully he talks to us.
Jack: Yeah. Assuming he's not some creature that took f****** adrenal chrome or some s***, we should be good.
Cristina: He might be. I don't know. The hard part about talking to him is, like, the bigfoot doesn't want anyone to contact him. He's always hiding and stuff. Like, wouldn't it be the same problem?
Jack: Yeah. Also, why haven't we caught a Bigfoot?
Cristina: Because they disappear.
Jack: Well, here's.
Cristina: They travel like fairies.
Jack: Yeah, they do. They do. They do. There's powers. And I will tell you what's interesting about this. It's a creature with a bald face and bald hands, but hair everywhere else in their body. With magical abilities and a humanoid shape.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Does that sound like any other creature that you could just apply adrenochrome to? Why isn't Yeti just a gorilla that took adrenochrome?
Cristina: It's probably.
Jack: Probably is. Right? Yes, it probably is.
Cristina: Well, we don't have any proof.
Jack: We don't. This is all speculation. And testable. It's easily testable. We just got some couple of sub humans. Hopefully don't f*** this one up.
Cristina: They couldn't be humans, though. I feel like what if humans can become more than one thing?
Jack: We have no proof of that. We know the humans have become vampires and then when they do not have adrenochrome, become zombies.
Cristina: And we also know about werewolves that were humans.
Jack: Well, that's totally different. They got turned because of an animal.
Jack: We're talking a werewolf is a person who had a mutation with a wolf.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: Versus a win dingo or a wetchudge. That is a wolf that has been exposed to adrenochrome. Those are two vastly different creatures. And what is it? Wendingo is the conscious elevation when you're still getting adrenochrome. And the wetchudge is when you've lost it and you become some feral demon trying to kill everything.
Cristina: Yes. You become a cannibal.
Jack: Yeah. So that is very different than werewolf. Werewolf. Because werewolf is a person who has their DNA mixed with a wolf.
Cristina: Yes. Mixed with a wolf. Mm.
Jack: Yes. But that's where we are. One. Yes. That just gave us a couple of ideas. We gotta go find a yeti and a Bigfoot and an abominable snowman. 1. Compare all three because why are you guys different? How are you so similar and different?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And with the Abominable Snowman, we can get questions if he's willing to talk.
Cristina: And see if he's actually Frosty the Snowman.
Jack: See if he's actually Frosty the Snowman.
Cristina: It could be the same.
Jack: Yeah, could be. If we find them where we're looking from you. The alternative is we don't and actually do find a snowman. Who the f*** knows? So. Yeah. That sucks about Phil. About Phil does suck About Phil. That being said, totally not related to this. We got a strange signal.
Cristina: An alien signal is the only type of strange. I don't know.
Jack: I don't know. It's hard to explain because it's. It came from space. We sent people out to space and it was seemingly coming from nowhere. Like literally nowhere. There was just a gap in space.
Cristina: Where it was coming from.
Jack: Where it was coming from. Like we went there.
Jack: It was by the meteor belt. And subhumans did anything and everything to figure out like they zoned into the inch of where it's coming from. And it's like there's literally nothing here but a signal emitting from seemingly nowhere. And it's scrambled. We can't understand it.
Cristina: What.
Jack: So that immediately caused a couple of problems and you know, quite interesting anomaly to come across.
Cristina: That sounds really crazy.
Jack: Yeah, it's really weird because we've gotten signals in the past. We recently talked about the wow Signal that was reached in the 70s. We know that that echoes back and forth repeatedly. We've got received own signals all the time. Yeah, we know specifically the wow. Signal was sent forward in time. Was sent forward, Went through some space anomaly and jumped backwards in time. So we received our own signal before we sent it because. F***. Time travel.
Cristina: Yes, but this may or may not be something like that.
Jack: Well, the ongoing theory amongst the subhumans at the moment is that whatever disturbance the portal is causing could have created a rip powerful enough that there are little bubble pockets everywhere.
Cristina: What kind of damage is this portal doing?
Jack: We need to stop it.
Cristina: We do.
Jack: We kind of have to stop this before all the universes merge into one or whatever the f*** is happening. Have some f****** no way home bullshit happen.
Cristina: Or like in the flash where all the universe became one.
Jack: Wow. That's really just the same thing, isn't it? No way home. And the flashes. Flashpoint, aftermath.
Cristina: Yeah, it's the same.
Jack: Wow. That's crazy. Is that crisis when all the universes become one? That is crisis, right?
Cristina: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: Crisis of many earths or whatever.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Interesting. I never noticed that. Yeah, that's totally the same s***.
Cristina: It's the same thing. Yeah, it's a dude in red.
Jack: Dude in red. And somehow his actions resulted in the smash of all realities.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Seems legit. And he jokes a lot. They both work.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Yeah. So that's kind of f*****.
Cristina: So what's the one? Just research.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. So we got to look and see what the h*** is happening. We've made some headway already. You know, we again, we Went there. We saw where the anomaly was coming from. Or didn't see where it was coming from. We saw the space where there should be something that's emitting the signal.
Cristina: The plan isn't to get rid of the portal, is it?
Jack: We don't know. We don't know. It depends on how dangerous the portal is. And also, how would we get rid of something that no matter which direction we go through it, it takes us somewhere else. Okay, how do we touch this portal?
Cristina: Yeah, so you can't actually destroy it.
Jack: Yeah, we need expertise, but. Okay, so what do we know so far? The portal has created interference through at least three separate universes that we're familiar with. One, two, and three.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We have no access to universe two anymore because the directly connecting portal there we destroyed on the other end. So it goes to nowhere. And we continue to receive reports that we are broadcasting just as widely in universe three as we are to universe one, which is our universe. The question is, are we getting a Signal from Universe 3 the same way they're getting a signal from us? Is our signal seemingly coming from nowhere? Except most people probably don't know how to work with receptor technology and have no idea where the signal is coming from. They never even questioned it. So they just log in, they see, oh, cool, show whatever, blah, blah, blah. They're reporting on fictional news or whatever think is happening. Yeah, but if they were to follow where the signal is coming from, it's not on their planet, and it's just somewhere in space in their local star system.
Cristina: You think it's happening in world three?
Jack: Yeah, I think our broadcast comes from nowhere. And I think we're seeing their broadcast. The problem with the theory proposed. This is proposed by our smartest of subhumans, the ones who have been doing physics as a thing the entire time. And the proposed theory has one momentous giant, ridiculous hole in it, which seems difficult to resolve, which is we connected a television to supervise Universe 3.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They don't have the technology to get as far into space as we see the signal.
Cristina: What do you mean?
Jack: Well, presumably the location of our systems is just different enough that their earth is slightly moved, a couple of, you know, macroscopic units to one side or something. So we're coming from nowhere. So maybe in the nowhere that we see in space, on their end, there's a planet there.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: And there's something on the planet.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The problem is that would require them to have the technology to get to the farthest parts of their own star, which they don't know, we barely have that technology. Everything else we've done is steal somebody else's technology. And that's why we have absurd Technology.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: We just confiscated from creatures.
Cristina: Met a lot of aliens.
Jack: Yes. So we keep confiscating technology. Some people just give us things, depending who we're interacting with. Yeah, they don't have access to that. So how would they broadcast from one of their farthest planets if they haven't even gotten to their closest planet? Two theories to plug that hole up.
Cristina: What are they?
Jack: One is alien life that they're not even aware of. So if we can. We're thinking it's scrambled message.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Maybe the message is not scrambled. Maybe the broadcast is clear. We just don't understand it. Because it's alien.
Cristina: Because it's alien. Yeah, that makes sense.
Jack: That's one.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Second is a little more exotic, which is to say that the signal is coming from a planet and it is a human signal from Universe 3, but it's coming from a future of Universe 3.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yeah. We already know that the black hole is causing not just space, but space time. Because they're one. It's f****** with space time. Not the black hole, the portal.
Cristina: Portal, okay. Yeah.
Jack: Portals f****** with space time. Yes, in general.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: In fact, it caused a series of events to happen before the hole was created. That's how far back in time it's affecting. So we know it's messing with space and time.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Presumably that applies in any instance of its interaction with anything.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So the signal we're getting might be from a future in that space. So it's a different space in ours, in a different time than ours, and a different time than their own. Because it's just a point in space time taken. And we're receiving that information. Which is also to say we cannot prove whether they in universe 3 are in the same year we're in. Maybe the reason they have not reached our technology is because they're actually in the past.
Cristina: Interesting.
Jack: And when we look at them, we're looking backwards to their past.
Cristina: What I thought we were in the same years.
Jack: Could be or could not be the portal. Like if we were to find a non time space fuckery hole there, would we arrive at a different time than the space time anomaly portal in your backyard. Is that f****** with time as well? And thus when we look through it and anybody goes through it, they're going back into Universe 3's past. And as a result, a hole that isn't f****** with time, just simply bridging the two Locations would take us to their present and they would look more like us.
Cristina: Whoa. You think they'll look like us? I doubt they'll ever be this advanced. But I mean, maybe. Yeah. In the future. Like, we don't know how long in the future it will take.
Jack: Well, wherever we are now, would they, at the same year, have more or less the same technology? It would make sense because Universe 2 worked that way.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And if we are all parallel universes, they should only be a little different. The massive differences we see when looking at Universe 3 right now seems like they're way removed. And could be the case the portal could just be connecting us to a really, really far universe that isn't in the slightest bit similar. But also, maybe it is, and we're just looking into the past.
Cristina: We could be looking into their past. What could we prove, though?
Jack: And that's why this would seem even more ridiculous to them, this technology they couldn't fathom.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Yet.
Cristina: But it could be aliens.
Jack: But it could be. There's a lot of explanations to what is going on.
Cristina: I feel like aliens is the simpler thing.
Jack: It is an easy one. Yes.
Cristina: But it's easy to disprove as well.
Jack: Yes. If we can go there at the time of the broadcast. We just need to find out when the broadcast is taking place.
Cristina: Okay. Because it's not all the time.
Jack: What do you mean? Like through all of history? Yeah, no, yeah, we're getting it right now. We just have to go and see. And I guess from that universe move. I guess the idea would be take our time machine there with the receptor, go to the region where the signal is coming from.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And just start moving forward until we catch a signal. And there should be something there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: When that happens.
Cristina: So there is gonna be some time traveling involved.
Jack: Yes. We're not gonna do it. And we're also going to do it. We're gonna install the time machine on a ship in space so that nothing is interacted with. It's just in space. We're not messing anything. We're gonna look.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: We're also gonna. The ship should also have cloaking. We should have both visual cloaking and to any kind of radars or in detectors that are out there so that we're invisible to everything from all sides. And we're not on the location where something's gonna show up, but we're near it so that when we catch a signal, we know.
Cristina: And we can just investigate.
Jack: We can investigate, touch nothing, interact with nothing, alter nothing. Just find out whether this is Humans or alien life. And whether it's the right time or the wrong time or whether it's even coming from that universe, we could, in theory, be looking at the creature. And it's just a type of creature that we are just not receiving. Our senses could, in theory, not be perceiving the life form that's there.
Cristina: That is interesting.
Jack: And it's not even in a different universe.
Cristina: It's just.
Jack: It's outside of our literal perception. Our senses can literally not pick this life form up, but they use technology that creates waves we can pick up.
Cristina: Yeah, but that would be a creature in this world, not in.
Jack: That would be a creature in this world. Well, on the flip side, that could be a creature in this world. That could be creature through many worlds. It could be a creature spread out through dimensions. I don't know.
Cristina: Yeah, what.
Jack: But that's a complicated experiment to try to find something that our perception can't detect.
Cristina: We need to figure that out.
Jack: That's a complicated problem. So. Yes, so we had to get in contact with some physicists that are experts beyond our subhumans, and with the help of our subhumans, brain power. Because obviously these people are experts in their fields, and subhumans are astoundingly intelligent. The combination of we give you information, they process it, then they return it to the scientists, and this bounce back continues can probably answer that question. So we've had to get in contact with a plethora of scientists, of scientists. We've already done that. We've talked to a crap ton of physicists, astrophysicists, chemists, engineers, work on radios, radio technology, astronomers that are just scoping space. All. All the stuff, yes, we've done all the stuff. And we've come in contact with a lady named Catherine Fries, and she is expert not just in physics and astrophysics, but specifically space time anomalies. And specifically anomalies that alter the fabric of space. Which is good.
Cristina: Which is good.
Jack: Yes, exactly. What the.
Cristina: Gonna help us or. She's already helping us.
Jack: She has agreed to look at the data.
Cristina: Okay. Okay.
Jack: Yes. So, okay, let me give you a little background here. Catherine Freese is a astrophysicist that has discovered the. Actually a theoretical astrophysicist. She is a theoretical physicist who's discovered in math, the existence of what is called a dark star.
Cristina: A dark star?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Have you heard of a dark star? I don't know.
Jack: It's a term that is quite elusive, doesn't get mentioned quite often.
Cristina: I've heard dark matter, and I think that's it.
Jack: And dark matter. And dark energy.
Cristina: Dark energy, yes. Totally different things, right?
Jack: Yes, actually she works with both of those things as well.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Catherine Fries has discovered the dark star, which is suggested to be similar to black hole, and the dark star that is titled to be kind of like made of dark energy.
Cristina: Kind of made, yeah.
Jack: So we don't know what dark energy is, but there is a collective of energy that behaves like a star. And she is also responsible for that math discovery, theoretical physics, and her mind applying what she knows to come up with these conclusions. So a dark star is basically all the characteristics of a black hole, except rather than there being a tear in the tremendous dent of the fabric of spacetime, there is no dent there. I mean, there is a dent. There is no tear in the. The furthest, deepest part of the dent. It. The fabric hasn't torn. It's just really, really indented to such an angle that light cannot escape. It's not fast enough to compensate for the amount of traction it needs. Black hole, create deep hole. Dark star, create deep hole.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Light no escape. Deep hole summary.
Cristina: Sorry.
Jack: All right, so yeah, she is the discoverer of that, and because of that, she is quite qualified to deal with energy based, space based, time based problems.
Cristina: So she'll help us out.
Jack: She said she'll look at the data.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: We don't know if she'll help us out. It could look like ridiculous nonsense to her and totally not be worth your time.
Cristina: Oh, we got a time machine.
Jack: We do have a time machine.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And a quantum computer. She needs it.
Cristina: And a portal and a portal.
Jack: We have interesting things for her to work with if she's curious. And there's nothing a theoretical astrophysicist that works with space time anomalies would find more interesting than a space time anomaly portal that you can only theorize about.
Cristina: That's amazing.
Jack: Yeah, it's like candy. That happens to be crack.
Cristina: It's crack.
Jack: It's crackedy crack. D and she wants crack D she has to want the crack D It's the kind of crack D she would like.
Cristina: It's the. What's that blue stuff? It's the blue stuff.
Jack: What blue stuff?
Cristina: From breaking breath meth? Yes, the blue myth.
Jack: It's blue sky.
Cristina: Blue sky. Oh, that's what it's called.
Jack: Mm, Blue sky. So, yeah, that's what. Where we're at at the moment.
Cristina: Yes. That's crazy. That's still depressing about Phil, but this is very interesting.
Jack: Yeah, it sucks about Phil, but what the f*** can we do, man. This is kind of a real crap turn of events. We needed him.
Cristina: Crazy. Like, what are the chances? What are the chances when we're gonna go find him, he just dies?
Jack: Well, he didn't just die. Well, we kind of literally had to kill him.
Cristina: We killed him but to protect everybody.
Jack: Else on the ship. Because who the h*** makes the mistake of. Like, we all know you don't just take a heroin addict off of heroin. Yeah, he will die. You don't do that, problems will ensue when desperation kicks in. That's the most dangerous person in any room now.
Cristina: Yeah. So it was our mistake.
Jack: Yeah. If something gives you f****** powers and you're addicted to the f****** thing, should we take you without the thing that makes you stronger and more overpowered than everybody we've ever met?
Cristina: What happened there then?
Jack: It was just crazy lapse of judgment. I don't understand how nobody had the idea of. Maybe it's a good idea if we have this there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: He has an abundance of it. Come on.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Also, why didn't we take adrenochrome just to study it?
Cristina: That's a good question. Why? We had a bad day.
Jack: Yeah, it was. We don't make many mistakes, but God d***, when we do, it compensates for all the mistakes we haven't made.
Cristina: Yes. Oh my gosh. We haven't had such a bad day.
Jack: Since we destroyed Mars.
Cristina: I was gonna say since we died the first time.
Jack: Did Mars get destroyed before or after that?
Cristina: Be after.
Jack: Maybe Mars got the. Straight after that. Maybe.
Cristina: I don't know the timeline.
Jack: Look, the first couple of clones weren't the best of people. Yeah, there's a lot of dark there.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: A lot of horrible things happen. I actually don't remember. I keep forgetting which one I am. Yeah, but whatever. So, yeah, that's the catch up that we've. That's all we've got when it comes to what's been happening this f****** week. And the fact that we. A year.
Cristina: A year.
Jack: Year of planning meticulously and strategizing and figuring it out. We're getting close. We're planning the.
Cristina: You know how like so much mistakes after mistakes after mistakes. That's so crazy.
Jack: I don't know how this happened. It's just frustrating. I'm not happy right now. It is just a sad tragedy.
Cristina: But we know where to find Adrenochrome at least, right? Like they will still have it.
Jack: Like we have to go back for that.
Cristina: Yes. I think we need another year. We're gonna wait another year no, we're.
Jack: Just gonna go get that adrenochrome.
Cristina: Oh, right now we're not waiting a.
Jack: Year for the adrenochrome.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: We're just gonna send them to go retrieve the adrenochrome.
Cristina: Alright.
Jack: Least we could do is study a functional batch.
Cristina: That would be great. Okay, That's a good plan.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Yes. Let's do it.
Jack: We're gonna go reclaim the adrenochrome.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We're going to go find a yeti, a Sasquatch, which is presumably the same as a Bigfoot, but those could be different. Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti, and the Abominable Snowman. Four creatures, man.
Cristina: There's four. Okay.
Jack: Two snow and two woods.
Cristina: One has to be the feral of the other, right?
Jack: Interesting. Yeah, interesting concept you have there. So the argument here is, cause Sasquatch is what's dangerous, right? Not Bigfoot. Bigfoot is just mystical and hiding. And Sasquatch is all the horrible stories of something. So some sort of ape, presumably a gorilla, that seems to already resemble and tend to be way bigger than humans in general.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Takes adrenochrome and becomes a Bigfoot. And they're overpowered. Magical. Intelligent. Way more intelligent than humans. Elusive. But when they run out of a supply after their body has adjusted and they go feral. You get a Sasquatch.
Cristina: Yeah. And I don't think the snow one is an ape. Because it's snow.
Jack: Because it's snow.
Cristina: But there's a bear that lives in the snow.
Jack: Oh, s***.
Cristina: They're big, they're white.
Jack: Then. Then we're not dealing with a gorilla. Maybe that's just a black bear or a grizzly. Wait, did we establish this before? I feel like we did come across this information before.
Cristina: So I don't know. I'm not sure.
Jack: Bear kills someone. They were horrified. In the process. Their body creates adrenochrome. The bear eats the body, consumes the adrenochrome, turns into a Bigfoot, runs out of adrenochrome and devolves into Sasquatch.
Cristina: That's possible.
Jack: It's quite possible. With the probability being there are more Sasquatch out there than Bigfoot. Because Bigfoot is who's elusive while Sasquatch is who we have horror stories of people have interacted with Sasquatch. People look for the non feral intelligent one avoiding humans.
Cristina: Oh, okay, okay. But we're not sure if it's a bear or a gorilla.
Jack: Not sure. But if we assume, and we can confirm this once we go and find out, yeah, but actually, we can find out.
Cristina: Sounds right.
Jack: Yeah, it sounds right. Well, if we were to capture one or get one to convince. Convince one to let us take a blood sample. We could test whether this is a bear or an ape. But the same would apply to the abominable snowman and yeti.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Because I believe yeti is the intelligent one and the abominable snowman is oftentimes referred to as some sort of monster.
Cristina: Yeah. Interesting.
Jack: So there is. I think we got thought out version and a feral version to what's probably just the polar bear.
Cristina: I feel like. That's right. I feel like they're bears. We've been wrong all along.
Jack: And the basic name to it tells us a lot too. It's a polar bear that lives towards the North Pole.
Cristina: Yeah, that makes so much sense.
Jack: Also polar opposite to the other one.
Cristina: Yeah. No one's noticed that connection. They're all thinking it's a monkey or something like.
Jack: Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
Cristina: Why would a monkey be in the forest? Do monkeys.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Well, I thought it was the jungle.
Jack: That too.
Cristina: That too. The forest and the jungle.
Jack: There are forest monkeys.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And there. I mean, not in the United States. I don't think there's natural monkeys in the United States. I have no idea.
Cristina: That's where they're found in the United States.
Jack: Which would make sense about bears.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But that doesn't stop monkeys from existing in forests.
Cristina: But where. There. Where Bigfoots are found, though?
Jack: Well, Bigfoots are found. I doubt. Well, the problem is that Bigfoots are found everywhere on Earth as long as there are woods or jungles.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: In jungles, Bigfoot is anywhere there are trees to hide behind.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Doesn't matter where you find the trees. If there's a lot of trees, there could be a Bigfoot there or a Sasquatch, whichever one you're using. But they could be counterparts, the same thing.
Cristina: Yes, I think so.
Jack: Yeah, I think so too. So we either find four different creatures or find. Collect, I guess, a stash of adrenochrome and get two normal creatures.
Cristina: Yeah, we just change them ourselves.
Jack: Here's. Here's where this kind of becomes a little risky. And we could face a similar problem to Phil, though. Phil was way more overpowered than we thought he was. We had no understanding of how powerful he really was.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Now we've kind of begun an apocalyptic weather problem.
Cristina: We'll figure that out.
Jack: Yeah, we have to. We have to. That's. We got no option. We f****** give adrenaline. Come to another F****** groundhog. And like, bro, hopefully you got these powers because we need you right now, dude.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Which we would need the supply of adrenochrome to do anyways.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So once we confiscate this, we literally have the power to gift people adrenochrome abilities.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We need that stash. That is priority number one at this moment.
Cristina: Fix the weather.
Jack: That'll fix the weather. And without the impending doom of our main planet, we can safely proceed to go get. We already have the sash. We can get just a polar bear and a regular bear and give them both adrenochrome and see what happens if they turn into yeti and bigfoot. Sweet. We solved a lot of problems if they don't. We have another animal Jones. We study whatever they become. Obviously.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But we're f***** because what the h*** is a yeti? What the h*** is the Abominable Snowman? What the f*** is Bigfoot? And what the f*** is Sasquatch?
Cristina: We test the apes out.
Jack: We test the apes out. We get gorillas and test it out.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Alternatively, if we can find these creatures, as elusive as they are, we have great technology. We have subhumans that are the greatest detectives ever. If we can send them out there to find the track to get these things, we don't need to go through this whole process and waste our adrenaline.
Cristina: Okay. Yes. That's a better idea.
Jack: And then we could just take a sample and have the answer. With a blood sample, we can tell what this DNA is.
Cristina: Okay. That sounds like a good idea. Why do we need them, though? It's just because there's another creature.
Jack: It's just because another creature we don't know about.
Cristina: We're just playing Pokemon in real life. Pretty much.
Jack: Yeah. Trapping a little of everything on Mars where they can escape.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah.
Jack: But what makes this particularly dangerous. Right. Is once we give these creatures. If they. If we don't find them and get them to agree with us. We're talking about creatures that are about as powerful as Phil.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Like on a normal day before they go feral.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And if it goes through a panic as it's taking this form, who knows what. Who knows what? It could happen. We need to already have it on Mars before we begin any experiments in a region that is completely desolate and abandoned. We can't risk it causing some sort of magic problem.
Cristina: That is pretty crazy.
Jack: Especially because we don't understand how these powers really work.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: We used to think Bigfoot was a fairy of some sort. We used to think Bigfoot Became the Shadow Realm.
Cristina: Oh, shadow. Yeah. Because many different.
Jack: Because he's. He's seemingly the most elusive and complicated creature.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So we're kind of hunting the Big Kahuna right now.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We've dealt with crazy creatures before, but we've never, in all our years working, had a solution to. What the f***? Bigfoot. To the point that we usually don't even discuss it. We don't bother. It's too complicated.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Now we have access to adrenochrome.
Cristina: Now we can figure it out.
Jack: Figure it out? If it's. If we can't find them in nature, we can recreate them.
Cristina: We can. There's plenty of animals out there.
Jack: The scary part is we have the motivation to recreate them. So we better f****** find them. So we don't need to recreate them because we don't know how that's gonna go.
Cristina: No. That's pretty horrifying. You don't want to use adrenochrome at all. No.
Jack: That should be the goal. Avoid adrenochrome. That is last resort. Information gathering tool.
Cristina: Mm. But, like, we still have to make more though, right?
Jack: Why?
Cristina: Because if we're gonna test out every animal eventually.
Jack: Well, we're gonna try to find creatures.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: That are already.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And there's an abundance of research we could do.
Cristina: Yes. That's way better. Okay. That's. That should be what we do.
Jack: Yes. Now we have the fear of if we really need to come up with the creature. Well, we have adrenochrome. We better find it so we don't cause some catastrophe.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Because we can cause a catastrophe. We probably will if we're forced to create it in order to gather the information.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So I rather just go and find the thing.
Cristina: It'll be easier to find it. Maybe not. I don't know. This is the biggest challenge we have.
Jack: Yes. Catching the most elusive anything that has ever existed in all of time. We have come across aliens easier. We did not catch a Chupacabra, but we have encountered the Chupacabra. You know, we have crossed paths with some of the most exaggerated things ever.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And somehow have not once laid eyes on Bigfoot.
Cristina: Mm. That's very interesting.
Jack: We interact with gods.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And have somehow. We just killed a God. We killed the God of weather.
Cristina: That's pretty horrible.
Jack: Yeah. And have still not once ever seen Bigfoot?
Cristina: No.
Jack: We have altered history. I literally changed the future willingly by choice. I destroyed an entire planet of colossal, disgusting, war hungry cockroaches.
Cristina: They were not war hungry Whatever got.
Jack: Rid of the Reptilians, took their planet and just enslaved anybody left. We. We work on huge scales. We have literally tracked, found, and sent people to interact with the Egyptian gods that are now just hanging out in the great void.
Cristina: The cat people.
Jack: Yeah. And still not once have we seen even proof.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Of Bigfoot.
Cristina: We've done a lot. Wow. Yes. And with the elves. Actually, we didn't hunt down all elves. I found one elf and the elf.
Jack: Information. Yeah.
Cristina: He talked. And he talked a lot.
Jack: Squealed.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Right. Quickly.
Cristina: So hopefully the Bigfoot's like that. Who knows?
Jack: Yeah. I hope some. Some are willing. It's not all these creatures are bad. Some are just willing to, you know, discuss things. They don't f****** care. Everybody has a rebel, and we just got to hope we find that guy. Just give us some information or allow us to take a sample or something. We're not bad guys. We're not here to harm you. If you are willing to part to play ball. We're willing to play ball.
Cristina: We have harmed some.
Jack: Yeah, but not if they're willing to just help.
Cristina: What about the roach? The grouch people?
Jack: War.
Cristina: War.
Jack: Why didn't we just trap the fairy you were talking to?
Cristina: Because you weren't horrified it was a fairy.
Jack: Yeah. We don't have to kill everything. We can. We can just gather data. Yes, that's totally fine. Yeah, we gotta hope that we could do that with Bigfoot.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And we need to go acquire that f****** stash of adrenochrome.
Cristina: We have to.
Jack: That is absolutely crucial and necessary one. It's not being guarded by Phil. Apparently, Phil was overpowered enough to guard his own sash. We had no idea. We thought it was future sight. We thought it was future. Well, he's powerful. The great God is.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like, it's not being an addict. It's like, who is gonna trespass and take it from you.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You know, but he. It was overpowered. And he was good enough to defend it himself because he's so strong. But now if anybody finds out about.
Cristina: It, oh, we're gonna be in so much trouble.
Jack: Yeah, there's gonna be trouble. We. The last thing we want is someone.
Cristina: Else to stumble upon it.
Jack: Yes. And it just making its way into the black market or something and just spreading out through people who shouldn't have access to this. Then we'll have a problem. Now we have a we gotta stop superheroes problem, you know?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: S*** got f*****. Everybody's a God suddenly, and we just gotta kill all of them. That's Bad.
Cristina: That's pretty bad.
Jack: We definitely gotta go acquire this.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: We're the first case I know of that has completely left a stash of the most protected substance in the freaking universe. That literally. The Chupacabra, by the way, if you guys don't know, is a freaking interdimensional God that comes here specifically for adrenochrome.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like, that's how protected this is.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: You can't get it f****** anywhere. And we just left a completely unprotected huge stash. We're the first people to f***.
Cristina: It's a bad day. It's a bad day.
Jack: Yeah, there's a lot that happened yesterday.
Cristina: Yeah, I mean, like, those clones are probably not alive anymore.
Jack: Was it even yesterday? What day was that? That was a. I mean, I guess that wasn't.
Cristina: Yeah, I guess it could have been yesterday.
Jack: Yeah, I guess it's. Yes. Well, I guess. Yeah. Because they captured Phil on Wednesday.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: After he did his thing.
Cristina: Yep.
Jack: Then on the flight, he died.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So was that Thursday?
Cristina: That would have been Thursday.
Jack: It would been sometime because he's going to Mars. That's what, like three day flight? So he died on Thursday. We got the information that he died on Friday. So. Yeah, I guess we found out about his death yesterday.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But like, yeah, we gotta go get that stash. It's been too many days already.
Cristina: It's been too many. Oh, my gosh. What if it's nothing?
Jack: Oh, now we gotta retrieve it. Luckily, we have trackers in the subhuman. So follow the trail and get to it. But we got to do that before they use it. We don't want a problem. We can't stop.
Cristina: We could do, like, what do you do what they do with UFOs and just blame it on a weather balloon?
Jack: Yeah, no, we don't need any of that. Last worst case scenario, we have a time machine. We go back and immediately confiscate the Adrenochrome right after Phil is escorted before anybody else.
Cristina: As long as.
Jack: Yes, as long as you interact with nobody.
Cristina: Yeah. What if someone took it the moment he left? That would be crazy.
Jack: I doubt instantaneously somebody manifested there and took it.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: I doubt that on so many levels.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: We are gonna be. Who does that?
Cristina: Yes, we'll be that. Okay.
Jack: The moment it's clear, we just walk in and take it.
Cristina: Yes. Okay. That's a great idea.
Jack: Done. And that is how we're gonna solve that problem if we don't get there on time.
Cristina: All right, that's fine.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: So I guess mess things up. Too bad.
Jack: I f****** hate time travel. Always f*** something up.
Cristina: That's why I hate this plan. But if we have to.
Jack: If we have to, we have to. But like is. Oh my God. The problem is amount of s*** that just. Even if we don't interact with anything, I don't know what the f***. Anytime we time travel s*** hits a fan.
Cristina: Yes. Yes, it does. Like, I trust more the space time travel than the actual just time travel.
Jack: Yeah, me too. I hate time. I mean, that's why we've had this time machine. We haven't used this in like three years.
Cristina: Yeah, it's been quite a while.
Jack: It's been quite some time.
Cristina: But we gotta do what we gotta do.
Jack: I don't like any of this.
Cristina: No.
Jack: So much has been f***** in this week.
Cristina: Yes. It's been a bad week.
Jack: It's been a bad week. We haven't had a bad fear enough. It was overdue.
Cristina: And it wasn't our fault.
Jack: It wasn't our fault.
Cristina: So that's important.
Jack: That's good. That's a. That's a good turn of events. We're gonna get yelled at because they were under our care, but it wasn't our fault. We could be like. Well, some humans kind of f***** this one up.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Yeah, we followed the textbook this time.
Cristina: Doing what we were supposed to do.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So I don't, I don't like. This sucks. This week sucks. And if we have to use the time machine, this week sucks more.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Especially because then we got to figure out what, like, nothing got ruined. Whatever. No, something got ruined. We just don't know what it is yet.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We just gotta figure it out. We figured out. We gotta figure it out. We're gonna figure it out.
Cristina: We'll figure it out.
Jack: We gotta figure. We gotta.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And it's gonna suck. And like whatever turnout happens, if we have to use that time machine that sucks. We'll figure it out.
Cristina: Yes, it is what it is. Mm.
Jack: On the flip side, we never thought about this before.
Cristina: What?
Jack: We could just run a time travel simulation in the quantum computer that would tell us every possible outcome and know what's gonna go wrong.
Cristina: Ah, that's better. Okay, we do that. But that's only if it's not there.
Jack: Yeah. If we have to use a time machine, we could just run a quantum computation and find out.
Cristina: Good. Because we never use that either. This is a perfect solution. This is a perfect.
Jack: Last time we used was either to run the sense lacking experiment to test consciousness or the One time we were testing the Matrix by generating our own. One of those was the last time we used it. So we actually haven't used the quantum computer in longer than the time machine.
Cristina: Well. And we used it a little more. We used at least twice.
Jack: Yes. While the time machine was used for one instance.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Which was to kill to get rid.
Cristina: Of some cat people.
Jack: Yeah. It wasn't to kill. It was to beat their accelerated rate of multiplication.
Cristina: That's a weird solution to a weird problem. But solved it, I guess. Cuz there's humans still.
Jack: Yeah, Yep, yep. I mean, that's way in the future. But so are a bunch of people who should have been in our timeline right now.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So whatever.
Cristina: I don't understand how that makes sense. That doesn't make sense.
Jack: No, it totally does. We send people every 10 year gap.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Into the future. Thus there's a new fresh set of people willing to reproduce in that timeline. But every 10 years a new group of people shows up. Then keep having new people and whatever. So in this 2, 300 year period, we sent people. While the decline of humanity begins around this time that we are in right now. We actually didn't predict the event back then that led to the cat people taking over, but we're actively experiencing that right now.
Cristina: Yes. I didn't realize that. Yeah, that's happening right now. Whoa.
Jack: It wasn't just a virus, was it? Phil is dead. Was that part of the problem? Was there some weather catastrophe as well that helped the extinction of humanity and then the overpopulation of cats maybe? S***. Did we cause the problem that I had to fix?
Cristina: Did we?
Jack: Oh, this is the f****** problem with time travel. This is why I don't want to use it. Because this.
Cristina: But you are fixing your own problem.
Jack: Well, I didn't f****** kill Phil.
Cristina: That's true. Your team's problem. Okay. You are fixing the problem.
Jack: Problem that the subhumans created by being stupid.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: So Phil dying. And the weather literally becoming apocalyptic overnight.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: so Phil. Then we have this virus that seems to be some sort of alien. So we have this alien virus attacking and consistently changing itself genetically to adapt to us and be more harmful.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: We have pollution problem happening. Just general pollution. We've exceeded a certain amount. We're talking. We're f****** choking our planet out. The giant meteor that's headed our way.
Cristina: There's most of the planets underwater.
Jack: Most of planets underwater is. There's a lot happening. I understand. Now it's very apparent what we didn't know back then that like this is the moment that it began. This is the decline. This is the beginning of the decline.
Cristina: Because Phil is dead.
Jack: And Phil. Well, not because Phil was dead, but that's one of the things that's adding to it.
Cristina: Yeah. A big thing.
Jack: Big thing. Big thing. Big thing.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: Crazy. Crazy. And that also explains now Phil dies and we have this giant jump in temperature and a three part storm front of crazy winds on one side, frost snow on the other and crazy hails in another, all smashed next to each other.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: But that didn't affect anything west. The reason fires have been happening over there is because Phil wasn't over there to stop it. And now we know he could only protect seemingly from halfway through the country all the way towards us.
Cristina: Yeah. But now he's gone.
Jack: Now he's gone.
Cristina: We lost our protection. Weird.
Jack: And the temperature jumped up immediately. Yeah, instantaneously. It jumped up. F***. Ton of degrees.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: From 15 to 50.
Cristina: So eventually we will burn. Like everyone.
Jack: We might be headed towards what people have been thinking was happening this entire time, except now it's actually happening because we killed Phil. Yay. So you guys are caught up. This is the wow. Disasters that we're dealing with right now. We are in. Yeah, Disaster week. Oh, I guess episode name right there. Disaster week. So, yeah, we're in cleanup mode. Emergency cleanup mode. Stop the world from ending. Emergency cleanup mode.
Cristina: Yes. And also some traveling crap we got to do.
Jack: Yeah, we got a. Hopefully Catherine helps us. Yes, hopefully. And we can solve a lot because we got new questions to answer and way more problems to solve.
Cristina: Way more. It just gets worse and worse.
Jack: Yes. And the possible investigation that we are partially the reason that humanity declined. And I had to fight that in the first place. So there's a lot of questions to answer.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Questions that we've ignored for years and years and years because we're like, oh, it's fine, it's done. Anyways. That catches you guys up. If you guys are interested in finding out more things of this nature and finding out about all these discussions that we've had that now we have to slowly piece together and fix.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You can find those episodes on the official website greatthoughts.info on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts and.
Cristina: You can reach us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. UsConvopod.
Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe. That's very important. You'll be informed when new episodes arrive and rate and review the show and tell us what you think about it. And please Be with us in spirit and prayer, because s***'s hard.
Cristina: Is there a groundhog emoji? Send us some groundhog.
Jack: Send us a groundhog emoji.
Cristina: I don't know if that's a thing, but maybe, maybe. And let someone who might like this show know about it.
Jack: Yes. Word of mouth. Depending. Regardless of whether actually. If you're in universe one or in universe three. It doesn't matter. Actually anybody who in heaven, there's no earth over there. But if somehow you're f****** hearing this and you understand what we're saying and you're in universe two, f*** it. Share it too.
Cristina: And if you're in four or five or six, if there's more.
Jack: Look, if there's more universes we don't know about, it's f****** great. Whatever. Share it. Tell people. Just probably.
Cristina: Maybe let us know how though, in the comments. They can't.
Jack: We wouldn't get their comment. They'd just put it in whatever version of this land in their universe.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: We'll never see it, but that's fine. Do it anyways.
Cristina: Do it anyways. And this has been. Actually, it doesn't make sense because they'll be universe one to themselves. It's not like they'll have a number, though.
Jack: Yeah, they don't know where the f*** they are. Everybody's Universal Universe 1.
Cristina: Yeah. So that's not helpful at all. All right. This has been the Rambling podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks for listening. Bye. It doesn't matter what they said. Just I'm grabbing onto my hand.
Jack: Isn't that the fear of being a woman though? Being held by random strangers? That's just a thing guys do.
Cristina: Oh, yes. Don't touch me.
Jack: That's what I mean. That's just a thing that guys do.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: They just go. And they touch women for whatever reason.
Cristina: Is it some weird like universe that men do that all the time to other men and it's normal.
Jack: Gay guys do it. Oh, guys do it regardless of to who they're doing it to.
Cristina: Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, would you grab a strange girl's hand? I mean, not a strange girl, a guy. Would you grab another guy's hand?
Jack: No, but I'm not gay.
Cristina: Oh. It's just gay guys that grab hand.
Jack: Gay guys grab guy's hand regardless of straight or gay.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And guys, I'm. Yeah. Guys grab women. Straight guys grab women hands regardless of whether the woman is straight or gay or whether she wants it or not. And gay guys grab straight guy hands regardless of Whether they're straight or gay. And it's not just hand grabbing, it's touching and getting real close in proximity sort of invading personal space. There is a collective guy problem going on. It probably happens with women, but way less. Not to say that it's equal to rape. Rape wise, it's about 50. 50. It's just not discussed as often for women.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: But generally speaking, the violation of personal space. The problem is guys are way less sneaky than women.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And so guys are just blatant and out there because they're like, society allows this from us. It's structured in such a way that what's a woman gonna do? The f*** she gonna do? Just f****** do nothing. She's gonna f****** back away and he's just gonna get closer.
Cristina: Yes. That is so gravy. Too.
Jack: F****** nothing's gonna happen to that guy. You can get scared, you can get off the train, he'll follow you for a bit, then you're going to go somewhere public and he's going to panic and leave and nothing's going to happen to him beyond that point.
Cristina: It's a horrible situation.
Jack: Yeah. And it's exactly how it plays out.
Cristina: It's not going to not be normal. That's so weird.
Jack: That's so f****** weird.
Cristina: Don't touch my hand.
Jack: And guys just do that s***. Just random guys. I don't understand what the mentality behind it is though. It is weird as f***.
Cristina: I don't know. Like, it's not romantic, is it?
Jack: No. I think, look, I think part of the problem is f****** pornography fried people's brains.
Cristina: You think people are following that?
Jack: Yes. Let's picture this. Plumber shows up at your door, he's about to fix your pipes and then he just gets too close and you decide, okay, time to f***. That's p***.
Cristina: Yeah, but she obviously wants him though. Like she's not like, oh, get away from me.
Jack: Yeah. It doesn't change the fact that guys have no idea how to read those differences. Guys are f****** stupid.
Cristina: Oh, okay. If he's in p***, she's very into it. She probably is the one that is like instigated.
Jack: Yeah. Cuz that's the guy's fantasy. She just wants to f*** me.
Cristina: Yeah, well, wait for that woman.
Jack: On the flip side, there's also such a thing as rape fantasies. Oh, that's problematic. There's also the fact that guys want to be the one to pursue. Yes, it's great to be pursued. But some guys want to dominate as well. They just like the, I, I succeeded at this myself. I accomplished a thing. She didn't want me. I made her want me. Now she does want me. That's so mentality.
Cristina: I don't know. That's kind of wrong, but. Good morning. Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by great dots.info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McCallister, with social media managed by Amber Black.
