Rambling 111: Shapeshifters
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What are the odds that all the creatures throughout folklore are the same species? Comparing Vampires, Werewolves, Chupacabras and deciding whether they are all just shapeshifters.
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On their hunt to capture a werewolf, the duo dive deeper into the lore, general information and what creatures might be relative to werewolves. Unbeknown to them, they’d discover some scary truths about other creatures and uncover knowledge that perhaps werewolves and their true kind never wanted humans, clones, the illuminati and garbage sub-humans to know. Find out what on this episode of Just Conversation.
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Topics Discussed
- Blood Drinking Werewolves
- Vampire Werewolves
- Shapeshifter DNA
- Nightstalkers
- Vampire & Werewolf Similarities
- How Vampires are Made
- Counting Vampires
- Werewolf Fairy Tales
- Little Red Riding Hood
- Permission To Enter
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Jack: Is werewolf just a shapeshifter? And if so, what other creatures has that shapeshifter turned into? That and more coming up on this episode of Just Conversation.
Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean? Welcome to Just Conversation, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Christina.
Jack: And I'm Jack.
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Jack: Yes. And also, this show is most enjoyable. A listening partner to share opinions and ideas on the topics we discuss. So be sure to find some body fancy and turn on something fancy that can play such a fancy pantsy show.
Cristina: We're fancy.
Jack: We're fancy.
Cristina: Yes, we're definitely. What makes something fancy?
Jack: I don't know. Anything around us is fancy.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Things around us are fancy.
Cristina: Okay, well, but they don't know what things you're talking about.
Jack: Anything.
Cristina: Anything is fancy around us. Around us?
Jack: Yes. So they play the show. Yes, they're fancy.
Cristina: Okay. Oh, we make things fancy.
Jack: Yes. Anything that's in the wave range of our voices is fancy.
Cristina: Are our ways giving them cancer? Like the 5G thing? Since those things can give cancer? What can't give cancer? Can our voices give cancer?
Jack: No.
Cristina: Are you pausing?
Jack: Not unless we want them to, no.
Cristina: Okay, well, for now, we just want them to be fancy.
Jack: Sometimes we give people cancer intentionally, but that's just for our enemies who are listening.
Cristina: What? What enemies are listening? We have enemies.
Jack: We have many enemies.
Cristina: What?
Jack: War enemies.
Cristina: War enemies. The cat people.
Jack: Yeah, sure, I guess.
Cristina: I don't know who's our enemy is. I feel like we're friends with everyone.
Jack: No.
Cristina: Yes. Our listeners consider us their best friends.
Jack: Some listeners. Some of them are our enemies.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Well, if you get cancer, you know who you are.
Jack: Actually, they have to trace their cancer back to the show.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: And then they'll know who they are.
Cristina: And then they all know.
Jack: Until then, they have no clue who they are. They're just confused. It's like, who am I? Do I have an identity?
Cristina: What?
Jack: I just woke up listening to this show. I don't remember anything prior to this show. And then they go to the hospital to get tests and they're like, you got cancer. And they're like, ah, that's a double whammy.
Cristina: They don't know who they are and they got cancer. They think they're cancer. Then what?
Jack: Everybody who listens to the show, Their memory gets wiped of all knowledge except the show.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: But when they go to the doctor, whether or not they have cancer, they know who they are and whether they're our enemy or not. But if they have cancer, they know they're our enemy. They're like, oh, my God, that's who I am. And also, I guess that makes me the enemy.
Cristina: Yes. Oh, wow.
Jack: They don't even think they're the good guy. They're like, I'm the bad guy.
Cristina: Mmm. And this happens every time they listen to our show?
Jack: Yes. Everybody who's ever listened to the show has immediately gone to the hospital afterwards because of amnesia.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Are we starting something?
Jack: It's kind of like that Pokemon thing where the kids got, like, seizure. Allegedly.
Cristina: Yeah. Everyone got seizures.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: After the news broke out that everyone's getting seizures.
Jack: Yes. It's weird. Dude, that's mass hysteria. For real.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That was in the mass hysteria episode, wasn't it? Yeah, it was, man. Yeah. Good episode.
Cristina: Yeah. Also, the vampires, when we talked about vampires and the history of, like, real.
Jack: Cases, that was all his nuns biting people and s***.
Cristina: I don't remember that. Nuns. I know. Nuns were singing.
Jack: Hold the.
Cristina: No, they were meowing.
Jack: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Cristina: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Jack: Not only do I have this inkling that Christ was a vampire, but we'll address that later. We have an actual case. Religious vampires. There were nuns f****** biting people.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And you mentioned that before.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Also in the Mass of Syria episode.
Cristina: Possibly. Yes.
Jack: Bro, were those nuns vampires or werewolves?
Cristina: I don't know. I mean, you go against the Church, you become one of them again.
Jack: Holy s***. There's already. Whoa. There's a couple of crossing lines there.
Cristina: Yeah. The Church is creating monsters.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah, they are.
Cristina: Yes. I don't know, but if you remember from last time on Dragon Ball Z on Just Conversation. Well, last time when I was talking about werewolves, we were talking about two different types of werewolves. We were getting to something. To Adrenochrome.
Jack: We were getting to Adrenochrome.
Cristina: Yes. We were getting to Adrenochrome. We were getting to werewolves that turn into vampires after they die, Right? Yes. And.
Jack: Wait, werewolves turn into vampires after they die?
Cristina: Yes. When they die. For some reason, they're. How was it? Okay. When they die. When werewolves die, their human body stays a human during the daytime, but at night, they still become werewolves. But instead of just craving flesh like they normally do, they Crave blood. Yes.
Jack: So. Oh, yeah, I remember that. But does that make them? I guess it does. But that really. And I guess, like we were talking about in that episode, that breaks into the idea that they're sort of two different souls fighting for one body. Or not souls, but living things. There's two things fighting for one body and the vampire is one of those things.
Cristina: And the vampire.
Jack: But the living other thing is dead.
Cristina: Yeah, it's dead. So it's just a vampire going to a dead body at night and turning into a wolf to drink blood. Yeah, that's what's going on. Maybe. I don't know. To solve that the living dead werewolf problem, they would have to destroy the body. The werewolf sneaking into the battlefield was back in Greece in the 19th century. But in parts of Germany, Poland and northern France, dead people will come back to life to drink blood as wolves. If they were living in mortals and evil people, when evil people died, they would become werewolves.
Jack: Drink blood. So there was no. Like you need something else to make you werewolves. Just being a bad person made you a werewolf?
Cristina: Yes. After death, though.
Jack: So werewolves are zombies.
Cristina: Yes. That drink blood.
Jack: That drink bloods of vampires?
Cristina: Yes, But I don't know why. But yes. And then they will return into their human form at the daylight, like the battle, the ones in Greece, I think.
Jack: Fascinating.
Cristina: And they would need a priest to decapitate it and do an exorcism. Like, you know, when a regular demon goes into a body situation, I guess. And then the head would be thrown into a river. I don't know why, but you gotta throw that head into the river somehow.
Jack: That solves the problem.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The murder part had nothing to do with it.
Cristina: No. You just needed that head to throw into the river.
Jack: So if the head is not in the river. Boom. Still alive.
Cristina: Yeah. Maybe it'll find its head, put it back on, and then continue on drinking blood.
Jack: So in theory, that body could still move around. It'll just be aimless.
Cristina: Yes, in theory, I guess. I don't know. Or maybe once the head is in the water, the body just can't move. It needs to know that the head is round to continue moving.
Jack: Interesting. Interesting.
Cristina: And then new things about werewolves that we didn't mention before was, you know, the normal. They're vulnerable to silver and highly resistant to injury. Except that you could cut them. I mean, I guess that's not an injury you're forcing. You're like breaking them apart to kill them. Oh, those poor people who are. Who are mistaken as werewolves. I guess it Sucks for them. It sucks.
Jack: It goes back to, you know, how do you tell if somebody's a witch? You drown them. If they're dead, they're not a witch. But if they don't drown, they are a witch. So my question is, did they ever discover a witch? Because they probably just drown. Hella m************.
Cristina: Yeah. And the werewolf thing, I guess the werewolf test of, like, if they have fur under their skin, that's proof. I don't know. Well, that's a weird proof.
Jack: Yeah, it's like, oh, I guess he wasn't a werewolf.
Cristina: How many hands were cut? And if you put silver on them, I think their skin is supposed to burn as well.
Jack: Which they've probably also never seen.
Cristina: No. What if a person's allergic to silver? Is that a possibility?
Jack: I wonder if that's a thing. That's interesting.
Cristina: Yeah. How many people allergic to silver has that happened?
Jack: But, like, their skin wouldn't burn, they just get, like, a rash?
Cristina: No, they get a rash. Yeah. But they're gonna look.
Jack: And not even immediately. Not even immediately.
Cristina: How long after?
Jack: It would take a while to have a reaction.
Cristina: Oh, well, they'll wait for that and then say, that's a burn. And in places that wolves weren't a thing, there were other things that were very similar. Like in Africa, there was the were hyena. In India, a were tiger. In South America, there were were pumas and were jaguars. And in Asian countries, they had were foxes. That's pretty cool.
Jack: That'd be cool.
Cristina: Were fox.
Jack: A were fox. It's like a little anime girl.
Cristina: How do you like? So I have to move into one of those places. I wonder if turning into those were creatures are the same as a werewolf.
Jack: Like, you gotta drink their print water.
Cristina: Yes. Or be asleep in a summer day with the sun hitting your face on a Wednesday or Friday.
Jack: Look, man, if you're gonna become a fox. Yeah. You gotta be like, in an autumn field. And it has to be like a half a moon. And it needs to be out, like in dusk when the sun is still out. So you could get hit by both, because that's around the time you'll see a fox. And that's when you get hit by both of those. And the combined power. Boom. Now you are a fox. Human person thing. A were fox.
Cristina: But what if, because I was born in a place where wolves are common, I just end up being a werewolf?
Jack: You think that'd be interesting. So let's say hypothetically, this stuff is real.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And the regional DNA is really what's making the transformation on the creatures of the area?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So if you went to an area where there were different creatures, would your DNA still be the DNA from your region? Because your DNA doesn't change.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: What you have is in your DNA. Just because you went somewhere else doesn't mean you'd suddenly become like a were hyena. Because you went from the US to Africa. I wish you would just become a werewolf.
Cristina: Yeah. Slim.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: Or were deer. I feel like it's always a dangerous animal. You can't be a were deer.
Jack: In that case it would like. That would be horrifying anyways. But in that case it would. You could be a were buffalo.
Cristina: Were. But it feels like it has to be something that eats meat.
Jack: Why? You could be a were buffalo and just beat the s*** out of somebody without eating them.
Cristina: But all those examples of all those were places had meat eating animals.
Jack: But why can't there be examples that are just something that'll beat like a were elephant? You just grow over size and everywhere you go.
Cristina: Haven't heard of it. There should be were hippos.
Jack: Were hippo. A were hippo. Like a hippo doesn't even need to eat meat. It's just gonna murder. It murders because it can just three.
Cristina: Times the size of a hippo. Oh my gosh.
Jack: Yeah, man.
Cristina: That's too like if something like that.
Jack: Bipedal hippo freak.
Cristina: Yeah, a bipedal.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: No, you would have three legs with one leg up.
Jack: Because hippos have an extra skinny short leg. You have three normal hippo sized legs and then one really skinny short leg, like abnormally short to fit the tiny, tiny, tiny tail the hippo has. And then that one leg pretends to be the hippo's tail.
Cristina: Yes. Because it's a smart hippo.
Jack: It's a smart hippo. That's so disturbing about like werewolves that they would even do that.
Cristina: Yes, but that is so disturbing. But anyways, lets talk about werewolves and vampires and the common traits of a werewolf and a vampire piece. I would love to talk about vampires. I want to compare and contrast. Well, we know that they're both creatures of the night.
Jack: Yes. Although I don't think it's exclusively creatures of the night for werewolves. There are versions of werewolves that are purebred werewolves that move in the daylight. I think they just need the full moon to transform. Or in some cases it's to transform.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like in other cases it just permanently keeps them transformed.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So a lot of the versions of werewolf are that I'M only a werewolf as long as there's a full moon. And as soon as the full moon's gone, I'm not a werewolf.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And it needs to be night so that the light of the moon is the most dominant light in the sky. So the moon could be full and outside, but you not be a werewolf because it's not the most dominant light in the sky. You're getting sunlight combined with moonlight. You need strong moonlight without the sun in the way. In the way to turn. In other cases, you are already carrying a werewolf DNA and you could become a werewolf, but you have to kill the werewolf that turned you into a werewolf before your next full moon, or you become permanently a werewolf. Those are two different variants. And in the case of that second option, you could become a werewolf day.
Cristina: Or night if you're a baby werewolf. If you're unrelated to the main werewolf, you could do it whenever.
Jack: If you've been bitten and turned into a werewolf, you don't need the full moon to turn into a werewolf.
Cristina: All right.
Jack: You just permanently get trapped as a werewolf after the full moon.
Cristina: And then after the full moon, though, then it has to be a full moon.
Jack: Interesting. Maybe those are two things that work together because you can. I don't know why it would stop you suddenly from being able to turn. Maybe because it could be like you turn whenever, but then after the full moon. Now you turn only on the full moon. I feel like that's less productive than you turning whenever.
Cristina: Yeah, but also for the vampire. Not all stories have vampires that are weak during the day or they have to sleep during daytime. That just became the favorite over time.
Jack: But usually they're hybrids.
Cristina: Hybrids?
Jack: Yeah. They're not pure vampires.
Cristina: How can you tell?
Jack: Because pure vampires can't go out in daylight.
Cristina: Well, in some stories, I guess. But some stories, some vampires can I believe.
Jack: Usually those are the very, very old vampires. And they still get affected by the sunlight. Like it burns slowly. So they can travel through the sunlight, but they can't stay in the sunlight.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Yeah, there's actually. I forgot what it was called. It's a breakdown of how vampires work. Like their age ranges or something like that. Really, they're. Before a certain point, going into the sunlight turns you into stone or it ignites your skin. Actually, yeah. One turns you into stone, the younger ones, and then they crumble or ash. It turns them into ash. Then somewhere in their teens, a vampirism, they get turned into stone. Then somewhere in their mid middle age, they get a vampirism. You could be any age, but like in the middle ages of being a vampire.
Cristina: So it would be like hundreds of years pass.
Jack: Yeah, hundreds of years or something like that. Maybe like 200 years. Your skin sets on fire, but you don't die instantly the way you do younger, where you get turned into stone or ash. Then later you get. Your body sizzles, but you do not ignite. And then finally your body gradually starts heating up so you can move through.
Cristina: Sunlight but sizzle like you tan or.
Jack: No, like your body will eventually burn the way it would. Like in all of these instances, your body's still burning, but it's slower and slower each time.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: At the first case you just turn to ash. In the second case you turn to stone and then to ash, but you gradually turn to stone.
Cristina: Yeah, but these are like hundreds or like years apart from each stage.
Jack: Yes, yes. We're talking like the first one within the first hundred years. Second one, Maybe the first two, 300 years. The third one maybe like 500 years. You know, giant gaps.
Cristina: Okay, so then in both situations then they. They're mainly at night still. Werewolves and vampires.
Jack: Not werewolves.
Cristina: Vampires, not werewolves. Okay.
Jack: Vampires are mainly at night. Werewolves have some ways around the rules.
Cristina: Yeah. Especially baby you, I guess, bitten ones. That's what you're saying.
Jack: Yeah. Because there are bits born werewolves, there's also born vampires that work very differently. There's the whole trade off of when a creature is born with the DNA and when a creature is turned. Now there's all. There are some versions of each of these that don't allow for birth to happen. So you can only become. You can't be born as.
Cristina: Yes. And the way they become, though, are the same. That they have to be bitten. Yes, that it has to be through blood or saliva.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: And I think that's pretty much it that I could think of that they have in common, though.
Jack: But there are some crossing lines between werewolves and vampires that seem to be pretty similar.
Cristina: Yeah. Let's talk about vampires and where they come from, because we know werewolves are. Well, we really don't know much. We know that they could either be made or by gods getting revenge. Remember that? Yeah. Or wearing a furry belt.
Jack: Being a furry.
Cristina: Being a furry. Being bitten could turn you into a werewolf, of course.
Jack: Or drinking print water.
Cristina: Yep.
Jack: Or being outside in the moonlight.
Cristina: Vampires could be just evil people, people who committed suicide or witches that are coming back to life after they're dead because of. I guess evilness is bringing them back to dead from the dead. Yes. And they could Also be created by. By evil spirit or by being bitten by a vampire.
Jack: By evil spirit. Yeah. Being bitten by a vampire is normal. And what do they mean by evil spirit?
Cristina: Just like a spirit going into a dead body.
Jack: So a person who's possessed is a vampire?
Cristina: Yeah, could turn into a vampire.
Jack: So all the exorcist movies are about vampires?
Cristina: Yes, only if they suck blood. That's the important part. Right.
Jack: So vampires. A vampiric spirit.
Cristina: Yeah, a vampiric spirit will turn you into a vampire. Also, in Slavic and Chinese traditions, dead bodies that are jumped over by an animal, usually a dog or a cat, their chances of being a vampire is pretty great.
Jack: That's weird. I don't know why that's pretty weird. That's pretty weird.
Cristina: Yes. And in Russia, vampires were witches or people who had rebelled against the church.
Jack: My question is then, are they vampires who suck blood or are they describing these people as vampires? Is it like a title rather than a creature?
Cristina: I think it's a creature. I think they really believe they're going to become this creature that drinks blood after they're dead.
Jack: Okay, that's weird.
Cristina: That's weird.
Jack: I'm sure the Church made that up.
Cristina: You think the Church made that up?
Jack: Yeah, to control people into following the line.
Cristina: Mmm. But a lot of these stories came before the church, too. Like the jumping dog on the dead body predates Christianity. What, the dog jumping over a dead body? Possibly.
Jack: You think it predates Christianity? You're telling me that that myth of a animal jumping over a person and that person transforming predates Christianity? Running the world, which seems to be one of the longest running jokes in all of time.
Cristina: Do we have pet dogs before Christianity?
Jack: That doesn't mean that myth came to be.
Cristina: That's true. I don't know.
Jack: Even when the concept of werewolf came to be.
Cristina: Yeah, well, the Greek ones, that would have been pre Christianity, wouldn't it, if Zeus was turning you into a werewolf?
Jack: Is this, I guess, was turning people.
Cristina: Into werewolves just one dude for being bad?
Jack: Fair enough.
Cristina: So unless he was Zeus around when.
Jack: God was around, I'm sure they're brothers.
Cristina: Yeah. And some more weird vampire stuff that you probably did not know is that in Europe, to slow down a vampire, you would cut their tendons on their knees. Ow. The dead body. If you suspected that dead body to be a vampire, you would cut their knee.
Jack: That seems legit. But why? Oh, what's the owl for? They're dead.
Cristina: Yeah, that's true. That's true. They're dead, so who cares? But it's such a weird. No, I guess I'm still thinking about the werewolves and like how you're torturing these living people to see. But these are dead people, so it's okay.
Jack: Yeah, you just mutilated that body. It's all good.
Cristina: That's fine. And then you also would place seeds, millet, sand around the grave. Because vampires love counting things, I guess. I don't know. No, because the sesame vampire.
Jack: It's because your f****** name is the Count. Is that why the Count?
Cristina: What? Vampires have to count things. I don't know why. They just do.
Jack: That's so crazy that they have to.
Cristina: They have this obsession of counting things.
Jack: To count all the sugar grains around them. Come on, man.
Cristina: Yes. If you have a lot of. A little bit of things like sand, they just. You'll trap a vampire.
Jack: That doesn't make sense. And why is a vampire functional at all? When they're in the forest, why aren't they just counting all the rocks? Big a** holes in that f****** plant?
Cristina: Because they're not in the forest, they're in graves.
Jack: Why aren't they counting all the dead bodies and all the insects in the.
Cristina: We don't know. They didn't do that before. They had to drink blood. They counted really fast and then they went to get food.
Jack: Nah, man. There's holes here.
Cristina: Yeah, that's in Europe. But China also has the same thing where a sack. You throw a sack of rice in front of a vampire, they have to count every grain of rice.
Jack: No, I disagree. That doesn't make any sense.
Cristina: How do you know the weakness of.
Jack: A vampire is not a bag of rice?
Cristina: Yes, you slow them down that way. How did you not? Have you heard of that before?
Jack: I've heard about it. I just don't believe it.
Cristina: Yeah, how are we to judge? We haven't seen it. We haven't tried it out.
Jack: Because then it's easy to beat them.
Cristina: Well, then you have to actually attack them afterwards. I guess that would be the hard part.
Jack: Just keep throwing bags of f****** rice.
Cristina: What happens when you run out of it?
Jack: You won't. You won't.
Cristina: And we don't know how fast they can count.
Jack: Not fast enough. You just keep throwing bags of rice. Yeah, they aren't lightning. Yeah, they're fast, but not light.
Cristina: You try to lead them to a beach.
Jack: Yeah, I wonder if that. Yeah, that's it. They're done. You win.
Cristina: They're just frozen. They're counting the sand.
Jack: How could they even differentiate beyond some point? How do they know what they've Counted?
Cristina: I don't know. They just have to restart. It's a mess. It's a vampire nightmare. Yeah, that's why you don't see vampires on the beach.
Jack: How do they know, man? Like, how does a vampire exit their grave and make it out? Because there's trees maybe.
Cristina: It has to be just tiny things because all these things are really tiny.
Jack: So they're like Valley Girls and like Tokyo party girls that they just love tiny things.
Cristina: Yes. Yes they are. Why are you judging these vampires who are obsessed with tiny things and need to count them all?
Jack: Apparently. Do they also shop at the Gap? The f***?
Cristina: And to protect yourself against vampires? Well, you probably know all these things. Garlic, the Bible, crucifix, holy water and mirrors. Ward off the vampire.
Jack: I'm 95% sure the church has nothing.
Cristina: To do with that.
Jack: No, the Bible created a vampire.
Cristina: The Bible created a vampire.
Jack: I'm sure reading from the Bible is how vampires are made. It's like making holy water.
Cristina: What do you mean?
Jack: Like a passage out of the Bible into a cup or something.
Cristina: And then what? Then you turn it to holy water.
Jack: It's turned into holy water? I guess.
Cristina: I don't really know.
Jack: Boil it.
Cristina: Boil it.
Jack: You boil the h*** out of it. And then it's holy water.
Cristina: And then it's holy water.
Jack: Yeah, because you boiled the h*** out of it.
Cristina: Well, so tell me that doesn't make sense. Huh? And vampires are unable to cross sacred ground like churches and temples. And for some reason they can't cross water. I don't know if water is also sacred or they just can't swim or. Now what's going on?
Jack: Let's look at a couple of descriptions of vampires, right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: If you're already excessively white, it's hard to call you pale per se. In the dead of night, you're just white. But if you're already dark skinned, then it's easy to say that person is pale because they are a different kind of dark skin that looks kind of like if you put a fade filter over something that they have like that kind of pale off color look.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So this goes back to the racist ideology that black people can't swim. And also saying that black people were the vampires, you're saying they were the.
Cristina: Vampires and the werewolves.
Jack: I'm saying white people made all of these up, which means the white person has to be the hero according to the white person, which means the monster had to be the non white person.
Cristina: Whoa. What? Why are you ruining these creatures?
Jack: Because white people are racist.
Cristina: Well, we Know that.
Jack: Who is it who isn't racist? Like, fair enough. Who's not racist? Anybody who's like, only the white people are racist. Like, shut up. Shut up. Had you been in that position, you'd call them vampires.
Cristina: I call them vampires.
Jack: Although the witches were also colored women.
Cristina: Weren't they just women?
Jack: They were colored women.
Cristina: They were young women. I thought, yeah, young colored women crazy.
Jack: A lot of the time.
Cristina: Or older ladies. I don't know.
Jack: Colored women a lot of the time, yes.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: That's why the voodoo priestess thing is very commonly the black woman. That all. It's coming back from the same tree of. Oh, they do magic, those witches. Those are the black women.
Cristina: Ah.
Jack: That just branches down now.
Cristina: They're werewolves, vampires and witches, which are.
Jack: All just white people coming up with different derogatory names and s*** for just ways to get black people killed.
Cristina: Okay. What? Yeah, it's crazy. That's so messed up. But anyway, vampires can't enter the house unless you invite them over.
Jack: That's a weird one.
Cristina: Yeah. And they can go come and go after that point. It's just the first time thing, which they need your permission, but once you give it to them, that's it.
Jack: Interesting. Interesting.
Cristina: I don't know why, but I don't know, I wonder.
Jack: Because it's. Let's see, things that have those same rules. There are, like, the Bible has those rules. You gotta let Jesus into your heart and give them permission. You gotta give them permission. Do you accept Christ as your savior? No. Then he can't come in. And vampires have to also do that same thing. Werewolves don't give a s***. They'll break in.
Cristina: Yeah, but the werewolf stories, they didn't seem to break into any place. They were just outside waiting for you.
Jack: Yeah, interesting, maybe.
Cristina: So maybe they can't come in.
Jack: But they don't have the capacity to communicate, to try to convince you. Like, can I come in?
Cristina: Yes. Except for that werewolf. In that story of the Little Red.
Jack: Riding Hood, she asked for permission.
Cristina: Yeah, He. To the. I think to get in the first time with the old lady, he had to be like, I'm, you know, I'm Little Red Riding Hood. You gotta let me in. And she's like, okay. And then she let him in. And then he, you know, did all.
Jack: That interesting twist on that because for the three little pigs, he also asked for permission to go in. And he said, if you're not gonna let me in, I'll knock your f****** house down.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: He can't just break in. Dude, you could Blow their house down.
Cristina: But he can't go into their door in. Maybe they have the same rule.
Jack: Holy s***. I think they have the same rules.
Cristina: Oh, snap.
Jack: They're just at least that polite about it. They're not gonna be like, hey, can I come in for a cup of dinner?
Cristina: Because they can't communicate that way.
Jack: Yeah. Interesting, interesting. So then my question is what we know that tales like these children's tales come from either warnings that adults have created for children to warn them about bads of the world without making them scared of people.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Or real events that have happened in people's that they're warning about in a more literal sense. In the case of the Three Little Piggies and Little Red Riding Hood, were those situations with real werewolves? Because in both cases they were in the forest where the werewolf hangs out.
Cristina: But they called them wolves. They were just wolves.
Jack: Of course. Of course.
Cristina: But it's to not scare the kids from werewolves, I guess.
Jack: Yeah. Because you were talking about a human talking to a wolf.
Cristina: I don't know. Yeah.
Jack: And the three Little pigs, hams, those are just white people.
Cristina: They were calling themselves little pigs. Okay.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Why didn't they pick something else?
Jack: Just a way to make a cute story, I guess. But they're talking to a werewolf or something.
Cristina: Mmm. Yeah.
Jack: And so that werewolf, they were maybe having a legit conversation with a werewolf in those stories. Like, what's the real, the groove version of it, you know? Like, is there a f****** werewolf in these situations that they're having a conversation with? In the case of Little Red Riding Hood, the werewolf can't get in because this goes back to what we're talking about. These lines are crossing heavily because there are the same rules. They kind of have the same timelines, they have the same ways of turning into one another. Are we just talking about a shapeshifter? Take many different forms, but it doesn't matter because the same rules for turning into the same rules for entering property, the same rules for defeat to some degree are all there.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: You got to remove the head of a vampire the same way you got to remove the head of a f****** werewolf.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: The bite turns you. In both cases, usually killing the one who turned you turns you back. If you do it before a certain period of time or whatever.
Cristina: So it's all the same story.
Jack: Interesting. In vampire's case, you have to kill the vampire before your bloodlust gets to you, before you have to feed.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So you kill the vampire who turned you before you feed. The way you kill the wolf who turned you before the full moon so.
Cristina: You'Re not permanently permanent.
Jack: Same way you're not permanent a vampire if you kill the other one before you drink human blood. If you drink human blood, you stay a vampire.
Cristina: So it's the same story. It's just about a different creature. But it's practice. It's practically the same creature. Maybe.
Jack: Yeah, there's some real close lines there.
Cristina: Yeah. And although, like I mentioned before, although vampires were believed to be more active at night, they were not generally considered vulnerable to the sunlight. I don't know. Like, through time they've become weaker to the sun. But originally the sun wasn't their weakness or anything. They just like to move around during the night.
Jack: It was just easier at night.
Cristina: Yeah, I guess because you can catch.
Jack: People at home, people out. You can't. How hard is it to feed outside with streets filled with people?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Especially when everybody's walking.
Cristina: But if it's the same with werewolves, like, you gotta wait for night because.
Jack: That'S the easier time. You could just, like, attack people on their own versus groups.
Cristina: Yeah. Mmm. That could be it. What? What? And the different methods of destroying a vampire. Or I guess, murder. I guess you can't really say murder because it's already dead.
Jack: It's not dead. Neither a vampire nor a zombie are dead.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: We've established this.
Cristina: But it's. The person who was. The vampire is dead, though.
Jack: Disagree.
Cristina: No. You think the person's still alive?
Jack: Yes, I think in both cases the person is alive. You're just talking about level of brain function in the case.
Cristina: I mean, the original person. Like, if a vampire takes over your body, you're not there anymore.
Jack: I don't think there's a different per. I think a vampire is like, interview with a vampire. Like, that guy remembers his past life, he remembers all of it, and he's like, man, I wish I could go back to being that.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But, like, I'm here now. I can't stop it.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: That seems real to me versus, I guess I just see to exist.
Cristina: Okay. Because that's how it sounds like, though. Like, a demon comes into your dead body.
Jack: And in the case of you being possessed and thus being a vampire. I guess. Yeah, but you turning into a vampire, that's not something else invading you. That's you who already exists. Turning. Turning into a vampire.
Cristina: Yeah, well. Okay, well, when you turn into a vampire, the things we gotta do to get rid of you is taking you through the heart and some. And through the mouth. For some reason. I don't know why the mouth, but.
Jack: The brain, maybe you're trying to hit the brain, maybe.
Cristina: And the stomach. Those are the three good spots.
Jack: So you mean, like where the heart is, the brain is, or like, organs. Vital organs. So essentially the way you'd kill a human.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Do that and you'll kill a vampire?
Cristina: Definitely. Well, yeah. Yeah, it's exactly the same.
Jack: Sounds about right. I feel like a lot of things could be killed that way.
Cristina: Also, getting rid of the head and then burning it.
Jack: Sounds about right.
Cristina: Oh, burying the head between the feet or behind the b*** or away from the body for some reason. You just got to keep that head away once you get it off the.
Jack: Body, because the body is gonna go get it the same way a werewolf would.
Cristina: But if you hide it behind its b***, can it just get it?
Jack: Not if you tie its hands in the front and you tape the head to the b***. How would he get the head if his hands are tight in front of him? You can also do it the opposite way and tie his hand behind him. And if he's a guy, you can hang his own head off of his own d***, tape it against her. So he's forever blowing himself, but he can't do anything but blow himself, but blow himself for all of eternity.
Cristina: Whoa. Revenge on that vampire. Revenge.
Jack: Also something that applies to anyone and everyone, except in most cases, those people are dead. And you just made a corpse blow itself.
Cristina: Yes. Why? Whatever. We're crazy. You can't blame us. We're crazy.
Jack: Yeah. There's something wrong with humans for sure.
Cristina: And also, pouring boiling water over the grave. What?
Jack: To, like, super make sure.
Cristina: I guess instead of burning it, you don't got fire. Use water.
Jack: Here's the thing. I think the grave, like, is the grave already covered back up?
Cristina: Huh?
Jack: Because if it's, like, there's a bunch of dirt, like, that dirt's gonna, like, cool that water down.
Cristina: We should probably do it to the body. If we're gonna burn the body, why not boil the body as well?
Jack: With, like, oil?
Cristina: With oil.
Jack: With oil, not water. Going easy.
Cristina: Yeah. Also, vampires could be shot or drowned, of course, or sprinkled by holy water.
Jack: So everything plus demon stuff. So a vampire is basically a person and could die any way you'd kill a person.
Cristina: Plus exorcism.
Jack: Plus exorcism.
Cristina: Although I feel like if you exercise a human, they might die too.
Jack: Some of the methods of exorcism would kill a normal human.
Cristina: Yes. That's why there has been cases where humans who were exercised go to court against the church because, like, I had mental problems and you destroyed me. That's been real thing that has happened, too.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: Yeah. And then you could also put garlic in its mouth and then shoot a bullet through the coffin.
Jack: So, like, I don't feel you need the garlic at that point. Like, you could just.
Cristina: If you just do one, it won't work.
Jack: Just shoot him. He's fine. But if he's got garlic and you shoot him, boom, you solve that problem.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Isn't the garlic what's being effective there? Why don't you just fill, like, prison style instead of filling a bag up with soap?
Cristina: And if you don't have garlic, you could use lemon. You put lemon in its mouth.
Jack: So like, maybe being a vampire is more of a, like, genetic disorder where, like, you're just allergic to a bunch of s***.
Cristina: You're just allergic to a bunch of.
Jack: You're allergic to garlic and lemons. And then they put them there and you, like, super weak and dying and can't breathe, and then they shoot you.
Cristina: Duh. Oh, I forgot to mention. Oh, my gosh. This story. To find the graves of vampires. Oh, my gosh. You need to have a virgin boy riding a virgin horse. And then the horse will get scared at the grave that the vampire is in.
Jack: Because vampires rape virgin boys and horses.
Cristina: I don't know. I just think the priest might need help to know which one's the virgin.
Jack: I do, too. I think that's exactly what's happening. I think this goes back to white people in power and the church, for whatever reason.
Cristina: But why a virgin horse? You think he needs the horse too?
Jack: Probably.
Cristina: When he can't have the boy, he'll have the horse.
Jack: No, no, no. He's gonna have the boy, but he's also gonna have the horse.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh. Also, graves with hoes over it. I guess, like, hoes are appearing on top of the grave.
Jack: That's an arm that poked out.
Cristina: I guess maybe that's what they think happened.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: And they're just holes there. Maybe someone's trying to actually steal that grave or something.
Jack: I think it's the other way around. I think they accidentally buried a living person who was like, I could do it.
Cristina: I can do it. I can get out, get out. Then that person suffocates and dies, but they think it's a vampire. So they're gonna put a lemon in its mouth and shoot it?
Jack: Yeah, yeah, pretty much. If they. I wonder how many times that happened. They accidentally. Like, somebody was in a coma or passed out. Or some s***. They threw him in a grave, and they. The person gains consciousness while in this hole.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then they're trying to get out, and they're like, it's a vampire. F****** shoot it. Not Jimmy was alive. F****** kill it. It's a zombie or something.
Cristina: Nope, just shoot it. That's so crazy, taking no chances.
Jack: I think that's why it's a law or some s*** that you got to dig a shallow grave when you put somebody at the beginning.
Cristina: Really.
Jack: I think so. I'm not really sure.
Cristina: I know they have, like, bells on graves just in case they bury a person alive so you can ring that bell. I don't even know if that's a true story. That might just have been a legend. And then people just took it too seriously and were like, just in case this happens to me, I want a bell on my grave.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: But I don't know.
Jack: Maybe I'll be buried alive.
Cristina: Mm. So now that's enough vampire talks. Let's talk about other creatures that are. That can transform and drink blood. I guess that's the important thing we need that's in common with vampires and werewolves and chupacabras.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: And the first creature up is wendingos, and I. Not really sure what a wendigo look like. It's a creature that takes over a body, and that person goes mad and eats people.
Jack: Now, to my understanding, a wendingo kind of looks like a werewolf.
Cristina: I don't think so. Do they?
Jack: I do think so, but I don't. Here's the. Here's the difference. I don't think they look like it. Depictions of them look like it. Yeah, that's the problem. When dingoes are depicted, it's kind of looking like werewolf.
Cristina: Yeah. But then they go inside the human, and then the human does these acts.
Jack: I don't think the wind dingo looks like that. I think the human dingo combo looks like that.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Yes. Because there's a. The original wendigo that turns.
Jack: That's just.
Cristina: Yeah, but like a werewolf and a vampire that they have to be bitten. This thing bites, I guess, quote unquote, the. The victim, and then he turns into a win dingo and then he murders everyone.
Jack: Yes. There you go.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So they turn to something that looks like a werewolf in depictions, in depictions.
Cristina: Okay. But from the stories, it just. It's really crazy when dingles, after being after a person is. Becomes a win dingle. They just. They have an incredible need for greed, murder, and cannibalism. Even though there might Be food around, they'll still murder.
Jack: So they're like just aggressively wrathful and violent.
Cristina: Yes. There's been like two cases about Wendingell's. One case was in 1878 where a guy named Swift Runner and his family were starving and there was emergency food 25 miles away. And for some reason, instead of the guy going to get the food, Swift Runner just killed and ate his family, which were like I think five other people. And then he eventually confessed to the crime and got executed.
Jack: But he doesn't sound like he was a win dingo. He sounds like a f****** lunatic who was clear minded.
Cristina: Probably blamed the Wendigo. Yeah, yeah. That's why I think happened. I mean it could be just a crazy guy.
Jack: Sounds like a crazy guy.
Cristina: That's what. There's the debate over this Wendingo thing. Like are these really people that. What is. Are these people? Do these people really believe that they got the spirit taking over them to kill an ether family which makes them a schizophrenic or are they lying and just. They want. They kill their family and they need.
Jack: An excuse, which is where the Wendingo comes in.
Cristina: Yeah. So I don't know, like in theory.
Jack: If you're in a place that's superstitious enough, you could get away with that.
Cristina: If you're. Yeah, I guess. But he didn't get away with that. And they've also. There was another case where just the person who takes care of the Wendingo problem got in trouble because he was killing the Wendigo, which is really. He was killing people.
Jack: So he was a serial killer.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Picked very specific people, killed them and said they were possessed by Wendingo.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah, that's. Wow.
Jack: That's a clever way. But that just goes back to the serial killer who was pretending he was hearing the voice of a dog.
Cristina: Yes, that's exactly what these cases reminded me of. Because that's what they were arguing. Like whether is he really hearing a demon talk to him saying kill these people or is he using that as excuse to kill these people?
Jack: He was the Son of Sam, right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So they were basically doing the Son.
Cristina: Of Sam shtick before he.
Jack: Before the son. Which case. That makes the Son of Sam the. The f****** copycat killer.
Cristina: Oh, maybe. But he wasn't eating people, so it wasn't the same type of crime he was committing.
Jack: Interesting. Interesting.
Cristina: He was just shooting ladies.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Yep.
Jack: But claiming that the reason was.
Cristina: Was because of a demon dog.
Jack: Yeah, I was hearing demon dog.
Cristina: Yep.
Jack: And thus I went ahead and did the crime.
Cristina: Yeah. So it might be the same case. I don't know. And then there's this other creature that's called the witchooge, which is a man eating creature that could also possess people. It's like an ancient giant animal in its natural form, I think. And then it goes into regular people.
Jack: Like an ancient giant animal. Like that physical creature.
Cristina: Like a spirit animal.
Jack: Forest spirit. Like Shinto.
Cristina: Yeah, like a giant spirit animal comes inside of Zelda.
Jack: Twilight Princess with the floating animal spirits that you gotta collect the gems from and keep them kind of in reality.
Cristina: I have no idea. I don't remember that. But yes. These giant spirit animals come inside you.
Jack: They come inside you they come inside you these giant spirit animals come inside.
Cristina: You youu can become. Oh, it's huge. By breaking a taboo or becoming too strong. I don't know what too strong means, but like maybe you work out too much and then you become now a man eating creature.
Jack: Out of curiosity, do you actually eat people or you beat the s*** out of them is a common trait. Beating the s*** out of them?
Cristina: No, it's eating so they don't beat.
Jack: The s*** out of people.
Cristina: No, I mean, maybe, I don't know. But it seeks to eat people.
Jack: Interesting. Have they seen people? Have they seen people possessed by this? Are there stories of people?
Cristina: There's just stories of people because it's.
Jack: Possible that the steroids of that time were causing roid rage. And that's what they mean by too strong.
Cristina: Too strong? Yeah.
Jack: Then you're having blind rages over dumb s*** and just beating the s*** out.
Cristina: Of people to death, fighting them. And then they're like, ah, he's a wetchug. Well, you want to hear about the taboos that you shouldn't break?
Jack: I guess it could be witch hudge. So long as there's a GE at the end, which Hudge. Either way it works.
Cristina: You want to hear about the taboos yet you should not break.
Jack: Taboos for what? For the witch. Huge.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: For the witch Hudge.
Cristina: Yes, go for it. There's probably a bunch, but three of them. A person that has that takes gets a picture of them with a flash. I guess that flash is a taboo. If you get a picture of you taken with a flash is one listening to music made of stretched string like a guitar and eating meat with fly eggs in it. Don't break those taboos.
Jack: And that's it. You don't become a witchage.
Cristina: Yes, that and don't become too strong.
Jack: Guess that's it for working Out?
Cristina: Yes. This creature seeks out to eat people and attempts to lure them away by being cunning. I don't know what the cunningness is.
Jack: Smart. Clever.
Cristina: No, I. I know that I don't know what they use to be cunning.
Jack: Oh.
Cristina: Like what? How do. Like, do they. If it's a child, the cunning would be like, here's candy. Come with me. I'm not gonna eat you.
Jack: So Ted Bundy was a wet judge, is he?
Cristina: Mmm. Oh, and some of these things, the true form of it is made out of ice and it's very strong and you can kill it by throwing it on campfire and you keep it there overnight and then it melts away and then you're done with the problem.
Jack: So they are ice monsters.
Cristina: Yeah. I guess you become an ice monster eventually, is what's happening. Not the true form, because the true form, I think, is the spirit creature thing.
Jack: So a wendingo and a witch are exactly the same thing? Essentially, yeah. Most likely regional derivatives of each other.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But they all involve getting a person who turns into them.
Cristina: Yes. To turn into them. Yep.
Jack: Do they have rules for entry or anything of that nature? Do you have to, like, let them in?
Cristina: No, I think you just gotta be a really bad person. Or. I don't. The first one, I don't know. The second one, it sounds like becoming too strong.
Jack: This worked out too much. And now I'm a monster.
Cristina: Yeah. Oh. I guess the first one might be like being too greedy for some reason or it turns you into being too greedy. I'm not really sure what comes first.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: Are you greedy beforehand or not? I don't know. But being a weshog is considered a curse and a punishment. So I guess that is if you're bad, you're gonna be cursed and then you're gonna want to eat people. I guess some werewolf stories are like that too. It's just a curse put on you sometimes. Alright, we're running out of time. What do you think of all that information?
Jack: I think that's pretty interesting. I think that that holds makes a pretty good argument for a werewolf, vampire, Chupacabra, the Win Dingo and the Wetchudge to be kind of different people's tales of the same creature, whether it be different eras in time or different regions giving it different names, but referring to the same thing. It's sort of the God problem.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like if you're Islamic, you say Allah. If you are Christian, you say Jehovah. But if I showed you a picture of the one true God both of, and you Some, for whatever reason, knew exactly what he looked like. Both groups would aim at the same thing. Yeah, I think it's that case.
Cristina: It could be.
Jack: I think that if everybody knew for a fact what you mean when you say vampire or wetchudge or werewolf or win dingo or chupacabra, and I brought up a single photo of a shapeshifter and you just happen to know for a fact what these creatures look like. You'd all aim at the one picture I'm holding and realize, oh, f***, we were talking about the same thing.
Cristina: Yeah. It's interesting that some shapeshifters like to be animals over human, though. The vampire is the only form that it's like. It prefers being human, I guess, in a way. Maybe the Wendigle too. I'm not sure.
Jack: Here's an interesting point that I'll make before we get out of here, which is the possibility that the intellectual level of the creature allows for a more complex transformation. So that if you can have the capacity of a person, you are a particularly intelligent shapeshifter. You can imitate a human.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Thus you turn into a vampire if you are more animalistic, but can sort of get there. Maybe all their goals is trying to get to the human where they could just blend in to the best creature to eat.
Cristina: Yes. The whole thing is to shapeshift into their meal so it can be easier for them to get closer to their meal.
Jack: Exactly.
Cristina: Except for the werewolf fails the most, I guess.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: But they are able to turn into a creature that's around their food.
Jack: Yes. So the idea is always the blend in. Not necessarily to imitate their food, but to blend into their environment so their food doesn't know they're there.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And in the case of a werewolf, they don't have the complexity to take this s*** because I guess you have to also behave the part.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So maybe you have the capacity to become a human, but you have to be able to imitate a human brain because we're assuming you're an anomalous being. Otherwise.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You're understand, your quote, brain, unquote, is a different thing. And so you imitate a human perfectly, then you behave like a human. If you can imitate a superhuman, you are a vampire. There are way less of that than there are werewolves. Way more werewolves. Because you can do that easier because you're not fully human looking, you're more animalistic looking. It takes less effort than becoming a human. Yeah, well, becoming a human takes less effort than looking like a vampire. So it's really about capacity.
Cristina: What? Yes.
Jack: And like a wendingo and a wet church are way down the totem pole down there with like werewolves. Werewolves, yeah, yeah, they're down there with those creatures. Yeah, same thing. While the Chupacabra is the furthest thing, it's nothing like a human.
Cristina: No.
Jack: It's notably a weird creature.
Cristina: Yeah, it looks like it's trying to be too much creatures at once, kind of.
Jack: Then so does the werewolf.
Cristina: Looks like it's just being wants to be a werewolf, doesn't it?
Jack: Well, a werewolf isn't a f****** thing. A werewolf is a creature that looks like a combination of a wolf and a human.
Cristina: Oh, okay, okay, I see.
Jack: So the idea here would be that maybe when we're talking about shape shifters, we're not just talking about one thing, although we kind of are. We're talking about sort of the difference between a Chihuahua, a Rottweiler, a greyhound. Like maybe there are different kinds of shape shifters. They're all the same general thing. Like I can call every animal. I just said a dog. Yes, but they're also different kinds of dogs. Yes. Different species within the same branch thing or not different species, different races of the same species.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So maybe there are different races within the same species of shapeshifter, which allows for more complicated transformation in the future.
Cristina: I would like to go on to that. Hopefully we'll get there eventually. Of talking about the different species of shape shifts shifters.
Jack: Interesting, interesting.
Cristina: But just get, I would like to stick to the blood drinking though.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Because there's a million shapeshifters. Of course, yeah.
Jack: There's even animals that drink blood.
Cristina: There's animals. Oh yeah.
Jack: There's normal animals that drink blood.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That seems to be a trait which tells us there might be creatures that exist in nature that are already sort of connected.
Jack: Two shapeshifters. They might have a branching like DNA strand or something.
Cristina: Maybe. Fascinating, interesting. Okay.
Jack: But it'll. It'll be way easier when we finally capture this werewolf we've been hunting down and we can bring that f***** in, put him in a cage, probably next to the Reptilians, Cause f*** them, send that b**** to Mars. Now that we've built that whole study facility up there. So we'll send that to Mars with the rest of the f****** things we've got up there and we'll run some experiments and find out what we're gonna do with that. Well, we find out, maybe we can get it just to turn into something that doesn't look like a werewolf, but we're closing in. Yeah, closing in. The sub humans are out there doing their job.
Cristina: Awesome.
Jack: Anyways, if you guys enjoy this topic, there are millions of this sort on the show. You can find many episodes where we're discussing things of this nature, a bunch of different types of creat. Previous, more primitive versions of this conversation. We don't touch on the same things that we touched on here, but we kind of brush around the different subject matters, including the Chupacabra, shapeshifters and things of other things and shapes like reptilians and whatnot, even alien creatures who might potentially be the Chupacabra in the first place. To find those episodes, you guys can find them on the official website, greythoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and anywhere you get your podcast.
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Cristina: That's how they sounded like. Okay, you know how they sound like I've heard it. I don't know what's happening there. I mean, I guess that's what. Yes. I remember as a child listening to my parents.
Jack: And that's what it sounded like. Yeah, just gibberish. Like you didn't understand s***.
Cristina: Not that, like, if you're bored and you don't, you're not really paying attention, but you have to pay attention because maybe you did something bad or whatever, and they're just trying to explain something.
Jack: And you're like, somehow I doubt there was a moment in your life in which you did something bad.
Cristina: The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Collazo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by greatthoughts.info art by 0lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.
