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Join unlikely duo Calm Cristy & Genocidal Jack, clones employed by the Illuminati, as they ramble about their workday mythical creature hunting, dealing with global politics, stopping the apocalypse and adventuring to other planets. With rampant speculation clarified into horrifying possibilities, conspiracy theories tossed around and an occasional guest in a no-holds-barred discussion, learning how absurd the universe can be is unavoidable.
“Take Nothing Personal. It’s Just Conversation.”
What exactly is the Flatwoods Monster? What circumstances surround its sighting? Have we seen it before? The duo open the case of Flatwoods Monster, a strange West Virginia sighting of an eerie creature more relevant that anyone could have ever predicted.
What goes on at the Skinwalker Ranch? What are the stories of this place? Did the indigenous people of the region have anything to say about this place? The duo dive into the extremely active paranormal Skinwalker Ranch. A hotspot for all strange and unexplainable activity. The goal? To link the paranormal activity to high energy circumstances related to hermetic technology.
Are there still cannibals in the world? Do they eat people on thanksgiving? A Thanksgiving Special discussing human meat and cannibal dishes throughout history.
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On this very special episode, the clones discuss all the possible ways to have family and friends over for dinner and situations throughout history in which cannibalism was either needed for survival or desired. From Jamestown to Indigenous Australians and more. The truth about Cannibalism is as surprising as what the duo discover human meat tastes like. All that and more on this episode of Just Conversation.
Are there other places as haunted as Clinton Road New Jersey? Part 2 of Haunted Roads. Cristy tells us stories from other haunted roads and Jack attempts to relate them back to his personal experiences.
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Cristy shares the rest of the information she has uncovered from the Freemason’s library related to haunted roads and Clinton Road. They attempt to close the books on this case, one and for all. Between realities branching off into many possibilities all at once, places popping in and out of existence, shapeshifters and ghost children, it seems getting to the bottom of things might be more difficult than our duo expected.
