Rambling 149: God is a Groundhog
/Is God a Groundhog? Does DC make good films or are they trying to race to the position or Marvel without the leg work? Did rock steady create the greatest super hero game? The duo unpacks how Jehovah turned out to be a groundhog, the plans they have to catch him and what other plans are in their “big picture” for the future.
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Topics Discussed
- Groundhog God
- Subhumans
- Cat People
- Magical Technology
- Inventing Pokeballs
- Suicide Squad
- Marvel vs DC
- Flash vs Spiderman
- Rocksteady
- Arkham Series
- Spiderman PS4
- The Joker
- The Killing Joke
- The Bible and Groundhogs
- Groundhog Jesus
- Moles, Groundhogs and Gophers
- Dimensional Portals
- Cat Gods
- The Apocalypse
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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: welcome to the Just Conversation Podcast, the show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas in childish ways. I'm your host, Jack.
Cristina: And I'm your host, Christina.
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Cristina: Also, this show is most enjoyable with a listening partner to share opinions and ideas on topics we discuss.
Jack: Yes, and today is particularly interesting because we finally got the f*** off of Mars.
Cristina: Where are we?
Jack: Back in the regular studio?
Cristina: Oh, that's lame. I was hoping for something more exciting, like, I don't know, another planet.
Jack: No, we were just interrogating a bunch of people and using the information we.
Cristina: Had, we're getting somewhere.
Jack: We totally got everything we needed from that.
Cristina: Except we're not actually doing that trip.
Jack: We're not doing that trip. Not yet.
Cristina: Yes. But, like, when that trip happens, we're not involved.
Jack: No. Because we can't risk dying.
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: We're important.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Not the subhuman.
Cristina: So, yeah, they're there.
Jack: Go die. Yeah, but if they come back and they're like, no, it's safe. Then we go. I guess that's really what we're waiting for.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Now that we have all the moving parts, the subhumans are going to get bitten by radioactive beaver God Jehovah. Who? Oh, it's Groundhog God. And then.
Cristina: Yeah, Groundhog.
Jack: Yeah. And then. Well, I guess it's a combo because we're also giving the sub humans adrenochrome as well. And we're letting groundhog God bite these subhumans. So there's super mega duper ultra or they die.
Cristina: How are we going to convince him to do that for us? Oh, no, we're going to, like, try to catch him anyway. And if he bites them, then that's fine, because that's part of the plan.
Jack: Exactly. Exactly.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're gonna try to catch God. So that's already a plan that has to happen. Acquiring adrenochrome, which we have in abundance. That's not really a problem. Our main concern on, like, most days is where everybody else is getting adrenochrome, because it's like, okay, that's kind of f***** up. We got subhumans kind of offering themselves. That's cool. Whatever.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But, like, where the f*** is it? They don't have an army of just people offering themselves as sacrifice. Where the H***, is everybody else getting adrenochrome?
Cristina: That's what's kidnapping people.
Jack: Yeah, I know. That's why it's sketchy. Oh, yeah.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: That's the reason. It's bad.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But, yeah. So we got that plan in motion. We got sub humans going to be taking adrenochrome, becoming more super, and hopefully catching groundhog God and getting him to bite the subhumans and kind of like rolling around in radioactive waste. They'll get superpowers. Hopefully they don't die.
Cristina: That's what we're hoping. Yeah.
Jack: Then we fling them through the Pyramid of Giza.
Cristina: Hopefully that doesn't kill us.
Jack: Hopefully that doesn't kill them. Using entanglement into the great void, where presumably the cat people are. As according to the information given to us by the.
Cristina: Hopefully they're not lying about that. Yes.
Jack: So, yeah. There's a bunch of maybes in the way.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And hopefully those maybes don't result in the death of quite a few individuals.
Cristina: Yep. But luckily, we have so many of them too, so.
Jack: Yeah. There's billions.
Cristina: There's billions.
Jack: There's billions.
Cristina: How often are people getting abortions?
Jack: It's more than anything. More than anything. Which is something we've never discussed, but most subhumans are female.
Cristina: Are they also Chinese?
Jack: Well, we know they're all Chinese.
Cristina: They're not all Chinese. They're all Chinese.
Jack: Yes. China is the one that gives us the subhumans.
Cristina: Oh, crap.
Jack: Oh.
Cristina: Because our country didn't want to go through the plan.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: That's why we get them from others.
Cristina: Oh, okay. I thought the technology was from them. I didn't know the sub humans themselves were also part of that.
Jack: We get the sub humans just straight out from China. From China. They're all Chinese. Like, 99% of them are female.
Cristina: Yes. Okay. What?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Oh. What? I thought that. I don't know.
Jack: No, no. Subhumans are just overpowered women who are hyper intelligent, incredibly strong, incredibly fast. Superior to most beings on Earth.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Just women. Armies of women.
Cristina: Oh, my gosh.
Jack: I mean, there's a guy here and there. It's not like they're all women, but it's like.
Cristina: Are they, like, deformed guys or. They would have been, unless they.
Jack: Yeah, a lot of them are. A lot of them would have been, like, the really strong r***** or something.
Cristina: Oh, I guess.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. There's consistency here. This narrative makes sense.
Cristina: Yes. What? Yeah.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: It's horrible, but I guess so. No other country. But after seeing what's going on. No one is like, have some of ours.
Jack: No, because there's no reason to. We can just kill all our babies. And I guess a lot of the African babies and in just use a bunch of Chinese people because they're always willing.
Cristina: But why do they want to destroy their babies?
Jack: Why does who want to destroy?
Cristina: I don't know, the other countries.
Jack: They don't care.
Cristina: They don't care.
Jack: Yeah. Science is stupid.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Haven't you seen what's happening in this country? Religious people are like, science doesn't make sense.
Cristina: Science doesn't make sense.
Jack: Yeah, everybody's denying science lately.
Cristina: Oh, oh, man.
Jack: Yeah, that's been happening for quite a while too.
Cristina: But it would have been, I don't know. We've been in space. I've been busy with space stuff.
Jack: We have been busy with. Well, not really space stuff. We've for the most, for like a good three to like five months, been really busy dealing with like weird creatures on Earth.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Then we sent all the ones we captured to Mars, which just means we took a trip through space. But we haven't really been busy with space stuff, per se.
Cristina: Not really. I guess we've been doing a lot of exploring on Earth.
Jack: Yeah, mainly. Mainly hunting.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Been hunting creatures now. We got a nice collection. There's way more creatures, but, you know, we capture a bunch and we go and experiment and question and deal with.
Cristina: Them for a little and then we keep them. Like Pokemon?
Jack: Yeah, sort of like Pokemon. I wonder if we can get some Pokeballs invented, some Pokeball equivalents, some Pokeball esque kind of technology so that we can like put a wet judge inside one complicated and then throw it out there.
Cristina: How do you shrink something and keep it alive?
Jack: We turn it into pure energy. We don't shrink it. We turn to pure energy. And energy can be compressed into any size. We just need something that we can hold. But we also need mind control technology that could also be turned into pure energy and contained within the same thing.
Cristina: Why do we need mind control?
Jack: Because why the h*** would I release a wet judge in front of me if I am not 1000% sure it's not gonna kill me?
Cristina: Oh, yeah, yeah. Mind control would be a good idea.
Jack: Yeah. So we need mind control technology and some sort of thing.
Cristina: I thought the government had mind control.
Jack: Technology that we can turn into pure energy and would continue to control. That's what we need to cat people. Oh, this s*** looks like magic, bro.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: What's more magical than some technology that doesn't fall apart in Being turned to pure energy.
Cristina: M. Mmm. That's complicated.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: There's a way. There's a way. There's a direction. Here we can go. Yeah, there are things that are under development, but think about how overpowered we'll be if we could just roam around with these contraptions that are small and we could just keep in our pocket. But I can contain some vicious monsters that could off anything in my way. And it just obeys what I say.
Cristina: So wrong. It's wrong.
Jack: Why?
Cristina: It's just like having subhumans. Why not just have a bunch of balls of subhumans?
Jack: Well, subhumans could just walk next to me and I'd be like, go do a thing. And they'll just do it. But like, what if we want cooler creatures? The subhumans suck.
Cristina: They're not even mind controlled.
Jack: Yeah, are they?
Cristina: No, they're not.
Jack: They're not mind controlled.
Cristina: Interesting.
Jack: Subhumans are just obedient.
Cristina: Okay. Yeah, completely.
Jack: Completely.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: Undisputably.
Cristina: That's so strange. I don't know. There has to be some weird thing happening with that technology. That's not just what they're telling us.
Jack: What do you mean?
Cristina: They just do whatever.
Jack: Yes, communism.
Cristina: So. But they still have feelings, don't they? Who says happened to their feelings?
Jack: I mean, they have feelings, but they're also obedient. They're soldiers.
Cristina: They're soldiers. Isn't that a danger? I don't know.
Jack: Why?
Cristina: Because they could turn on us?
Jack: No, but they won't because soldiers are trained not to.
Cristina: And that's never happened. Soldiers have never betrayed.
Jack: I mean, a soldier here and there, but there's never been like a military uprising against the military power.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: There's always just kind of like, yeah, sure, the guns we gave you, but like, I got the button that drops a nuke on you. So, like, calm down.
Cristina: Okay. And I guess we have a lot of those.
Jack: Yeah. Like, the subhumans might be op, but like, at the end of the day, we can just press a button and you're gone. Chances are some explosives or some s*** inside of them too, just in case.
Cristina: There'S explosives inside of them.
Jack: There might be.
Cristina: There might be.
Jack: They might just be, you know, 1 billion worth of, like, death squad or whatever their name is.
Cristina: What is death squad? What are you talking about?
Jack: Isn't that Suicide squad? It might be like suicide Squad.
Cristina: They have bombs in them.
Jack: Yeah, Suicide Squad. People don't pay attention. They just get murdered. That's why they do it. They're not willing. They are Obligated.
Cristina: Oh, why don't they ever die? I don't know. I haven't seen those movies. They're so horrible. Whatever.
Jack: Movies don't matter. Like, the real Suicide Squad works like that.
Cristina: There's a real Suicide Squad?
Jack: Yeah. It's not some made up s*** that's based on some real s***.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: They're all just victims. Or I guess they're criminals who are turned into victims.
Cristina: Wait, they're based on people that were doing that?
Jack: They're based on the comic book series.
Cristina: Comic books. Okay.
Jack: Suicide Squad.
Cristina: All right. I don't know. I don't know about Suicide Squad. Is it the same people too? The same characters?
Jack: There's a bunch. There's different iterations. It's like the Avengers aren't always the same people.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: All these groups.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Have different versions. And this is one of them.
Cristina: Ah, Is this the lamest one of them?
Jack: No, they're probably all pretty lame. It's more about the DC being garbage as f***.
Cristina: Mmm. Okay.
Jack: It doesn't matter who they would have had there. It would have still been a s***** movie. The writers are garbage. They don't do the work. They just want to race all the way to the front, the way f******. They want the credit that Marvel gets without putting in the work that Marvel does.
Cristina: Like that trailer. Trailer I saw recently. It was for the Flash movie and.
Jack: It was basically just them robbing Spider Man's concept.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Of like, well, the universe and you change reality.
Cristina: And now there's more than one of you.
Jack: Yeah, there's three flashes and it's like, what the f. There's in. Like, we don't care about these random flashes.
Cristina: We don't even care about the main Flash.
Jack: You're telling me you brought in two other flashes that I've never seen ever. Just random other flashes. You're not even bringing, like, Barry from the show. Flash. That would make Flash.
Cristina: That makes sense.
Jack: Yeah. That would make so much sense if that Flash showed. But you're not even doing that.
Cristina: There's just no understand why they got a new Flash. Like if this Flash, this the one for the show, has a huge following, I'm. I'm guessing, right?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Like, wouldn't it be easier just to make him have the movie instead of having a new actor that we have to fall in love with, I guess, playing this character. Yeah.
Jack: They're trying to make their own Tom Holland and it's not working because Tom Holland is Tom Holland.
Cristina: Tom Holland, Yes. Well, he's now Nathan Drake, too.
Jack: Yeah. Because he's overpowered. He's a really good actor.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And, like, you can't just hire garbage and be like, well, this guy's gonna be amazing. And they're all gonna. No, they're not. And you just stole the Spider man plot, and still nobody gives a f***.
Cristina: Because we don't know that's the Spider man plot. They, like rumors getting up to sale.
Jack: Exactly. But, like, the problem is all these Spider men are from previous Spider man movies.
Cristina: Yeah. Everyone cares about them.
Jack: Yeah. So we like. Oh, the one from the. Or the one not f******. There's one Flash that was in one movie with others, and it was particularly bad movie, and they just made it.
Cristina: And it was still bad.
Jack: Yeah. So he showed up for that one thing, and now you're making the Flash movie like he was the big s*** and everybody loved them. And then you're bringing two other hymns, sort of taking away the point of him being there.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Because now we got to care about these other two Flash. You were still trying to give a f*** about. The one just brought in more because Marvel's doing it. We got it. Like, bro, you're never gonna get to the front. You're never winning.
Cristina: No.
Jack: Not at this rate.
Cristina: No.
Jack: They got. How many movies before every Avengers thing? Like, come on. They build it up gradually. You started at the Justice League. You were.
Cristina: That is weird.
Jack: They have Avengers, but they got like 15 movies before the first Avengers. But you know what? You know what? You know what? We're going.
Cristina: I mean, I guess they did what, a few spite. No. Was it a Batman movie, a Superman movie, a Wonder Woman movie? And then the big group movie thing.
Jack: Was the Wonder Woman movie before the Justice League movie?
Cristina: Oh, maybe it wasn't.
Jack: I feel. No. There was Batman versus Superman, Right?
Cristina: Oh, yeah, it was that first.
Jack: That's where she showed up.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Because these were new Batman.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It wasn't like the recent. Batman had his own movie.
Cristina: He didn't know. I thought they had their own, and then they had it together.
Jack: I don't think there was a Batfleck Batman. That was just Batfleck Batman.
Cristina: Oh, he just showed up in Superman.
Jack: I don't know. Let's find out.
Cristina: So you're right. It is. He was only in one movie, which is the Batman versus Superman.
Jack: So that's where he came into existence. I know Superman had a movie first.
Cristina: Yes. But that was the same Superman.
Jack: I believe it was the same Superman. Yes.
Cristina: And it was one movie or three movies or.
Jack: It was one movie. One movie might have been two I'm not entirely sure. But the only one who had previous history in, like, the current.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Was that Superman, because the Batman before this Batman was Christian Bale.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: For the Dark Knight Batman series. And that Batman isn't this Batman. That's a different universe.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So this Batman only exists for Batman versus Superman.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Where Wonder Woman gets introduced. So we got two new superheroes who did not have their own movies. And then Superman, who had one, maybe two movies. So it was Superman, then Batman versus Superman. Superman, including Superwoman, and then finally a Justice League movie. Like, they somehow built up to it.
Cristina: There's something not right.
Jack: Meanwhile, Iron Man 1, and I believe, Iron Man 2. Hulk. There was what the else was this. Thor.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: America.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: There was. There was work. There was work.
Cristina: There was a lot of movies. Yeah.
Jack: Yeah. Then Avengers, Then all those had one to two more movies.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And others had movies. And then second Avengers movie. Then again, Mad had movies more. So every time there's more than before. Nevertheless, there's a lot of movies. It was like five at the beginning. Avengers, then like 10, then Avengers, then like 20, then Avengers.
Cristina: Yeah. Like, right now it's not just movies, but it's movies and TV shows.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: And probably cartoons.
Jack: All like.
Cristina: Like, all related to the same thing.
Jack: To make one f****** thing.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: While D.C. is just made of garbage.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Well, you guys love. No, no. The reason we love Marvel isn't because we love superheroes. Objectively. I don't like superheroes. Superheroes are f****** stupid. Most of them are kind of gay.
Cristina: You don't even like Super Spider Man. Do you like Spider Man?
Jack: Spider man might be one of the only ones, because the reality of Spider man is kind of a womanizer. Nobody really registers the fact that he saves people. He doesn't need to. And takes them to the top of buildings, which takes them.
Cristina: I don't care about.
Jack: Yeah, he's. Because he gets away with it.
Cristina: Yes. But so many superheroes do.
Jack: Not the way he does. He's kind of as Scooby.
Cristina: He's what?
Jack: Because he has to hold them a certain way in order to continue swinging as well. So he's holding them from. While they're pressed against him. Or he's holding. And so he's a very interesting guy in that he gets to kind of feel people up, particularly women. He doesn't treat guys like that.
Cristina: We don't know that.
Jack: Well, what we see is that he doesn't treat guys like that.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Treats women like that. So, yeah. An interesting, inappropriate feller. But DC Sucks.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Marvel works for it. DC just wants. They just want what they get for Marvel has. Nobody cares about superheroes like that. They care about the work. There is an interest in seeing conclusions and growth and progress. And these characters age and change. And the casting is kind of astounding. Robert Downey Jr. And Iron man are the same f****** thing. Like, Robert Downey Jr. Isn't acting. He's just pretending to have a different name and just being him.
Cristina: These characters, we get to watch them grow, which I don't. I doubt we see in Batman in any of those mc. I mean, any of those DC movies.
Jack: Yeah, like those.
Cristina: Do any of them change at all? Are they the same character the whole time?
Jack: Yeah, they're pretty black. And I mean, Wonder Woman is the only one. But we don't even see her really grow. We get her past and then her current state in the present and like, we don't see the change. While we literally see opinions alter in the Marvel universe.
Cristina: That's why that epic movie with them going against each other. Yes.
Jack: That's some crazy s***. Just good guys versus good guys. Because we disagree.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. They can't do that. Because it wouldn't make any sense. That Batman vs Superman probably didn't make much sense. It just. Batman doesn't like Superman because he's an alien. That's enough for him.
Jack: That's so dumb. There was philosophic ideology being questioned in Civil War.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And as the viewer, you can sit back and question it. You can truly take a seat back and be wondering, who do I side with? Do I believe their identities should be kept secret and they shouldn't be held accountable because they are saving the world? Or should there be rules and regulations and then be held accountable and their identities not be kept secret? Which, yes, theoretically endangers their families, but also they themselves are a danger to cities and people, everyone's family. So who do you side with?
Cristina: That's really.
Jack: Neither argument makes either side a bad guy.
Cristina: No.
Jack: I should have the ability to save people regardless, because the. The dangers that are coming are worse than what happens in stopping the danger. That's a pretty good argument. Like, you're saving more people regardless if the world gets destroyed. What's the point if I destroy one city saving the world? Well, the world got saved.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Versus the. Well, we consistently destroy. S***. We should be held accountable. We will be restricted. And there's a chance that because of those restrictions we fail, but we were held accountable. And it's like, I get it. You are being held accountable. And you are watching out to not kill people in the process of trying to save people. That makes sense.
Cristina: To be accountable after saving.
Jack: To be held accountable. And there'd be rules and regulations and restrictions on what you can do so that you don't just level a city.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Figure out how to save the world without leveling a city.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: Like, both arguments are pretty solid.
Cristina: Yeah. Did they come up with a conclusion in the end? What was the conclusion? They just kept their. They just kept their identities though, right? I think.
Jack: I don't know. I don't remember how that f****** concludes. I just know Batman versus Superman was like, I don't trust him.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like, bro. What?
Cristina: But then it's like, oh, his mom has the same name as my mom. Now I trust him. Is that it?
Jack: That's some like that. Yeah, it was some like that. That's crazy, dude.
Cristina: I don't know who watches these. Beautiful.
Jack: That's crazy. It is Martha Kent and Martha Wayne, right?
Cristina: I don't know. Maybe I think it's Martha.
Jack: I think that was Martha.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: Because Martha Kent and Martha Wayne. So I don't know. It just made sense in the mind of those f****** writers.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: And then like, what is even this? Justice League? How the f*** do you guys know each other? You like, well, you got powers. Come on, let's go f****** fight together.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Like, no, we don't give a s***. You just half robot. Great. Whatever, dude. Like, yeah, I'm f****** half robot. And I like played football. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna f***** like, dude, dude, maybe. Maybe we see proof that you're the good guy. Not just Batman shows up and he's like, you're a good guy. Join us. What the f***, dude?
Cristina: You want a cyborg movie beforehand?
Jack: That would make sense. We got a whole Iron man movie before f******. What is it? His name, Nick Fury shows up.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And is like, I'm building a team.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It's like, we need you.
Cristina: Because he does this ever movie. Because not a lot of people know Cyborg. Nah, like they might like if they're lucky. Some people saw the cartoon that he was in, Teen Titans, but I doubt a lot of people did.
Jack: Yeah, I know.
Cristina: They know Superman. Batman.
Jack: And Wonder Woman.
Cristina: And Wonder Woman.
Jack: And Flash.
Cristina: The Flash.
Jack: Yeah, and the Green Lantern.
Cristina: I guess some people don't. Yeah, because of that movie.
Jack: No, because of the movie. Green Lantern is quite popular.
Cristina: It is. Okay.
Jack: Green Lantern's popular, Flash is popular. Batman's popular. Superman is popular. Wonder Woman is popular. Out of all of them, the most popular is Batman. Like, hands down, he has the most movies, the most cartoons, and he's well known for his villains who are way more interesting than he will ever be.
Cristina: Most games. Video games, Yes. I feel like.
Jack: Yeah, dc.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Why?
Jack: Spider man has way more games. Spider man has way more games than any other superhero. I believe every single console generation has had one or two Spider man games, starting back at, like, Super Nintendo.
Cristina: Oh, man, I missed out. Okay. Whoa.
Jack: And even when the movies came out, there was one per movie. There was. P.S. no.
Cristina: Oh, they were so good. Okay.
Jack: They're pretty good. The first one was all right. It wasn't, like, astounding, but it was like a legit good, believable, great game. Then the second game was one of the greatest superhero games of all time to this day. Acclaimed for its amazing or like, like, movement revolutionization.
Cristina: Was it the same story as the movies?
Jack: A lot of the. The main core story was. And then there was a bunch of side s*** that never happened in the.
Cristina: Movies, but it was very Marvel related.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cristina: Characters that probably weren't in the movie and stuff like that.
Jack: Yeah, they never add. They never. Nobody's ever made up a new character that would suck. That just happened for Batman. Arkham Knight.
Cristina: They made up a character.
Jack: Well, they. They didn't necessarily make up a character. They may. They originated a character. Yeah, they. They created a new origin story.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: Arkham Knight is Red Hood.
Cristina: Okay. And people probably know him as Red Hood.
Jack: People know him as Red Hood, but not Arkham Knight.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: And that is amazing how they twisted this and made an entire game revolve around.
Cristina: And it still makes all sense.
Jack: And it still made perfect sense. That's fire.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That's amazing.
Cristina: DC doing it right. Well, not dc.
Jack: That's not dc.
Cristina: That's Rocksteady. Rocksteady doing it right.
Jack: That's Rock Steady doing it right. Once they got their hands on that, they did nothing but fire all the way in. Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Arkham Knight, Arkham Origins, the Arkham series, whatever, is their.
Cristina: Newest one is going to be. That's gonna be interesting.
Jack: But that's not them.
Cristina: That's not.
Jack: It's not them. It's somebody. But look, they already laid down the bricks that everybody else can use. Not only that, but already every game after Rocksteady created this amazing fighting mechanic, every game has been.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So we can expect the next Batman game where you can play two, three, four superheroes, depending on how many that. That's gonna be. Pretty badass. And the fact that it's co op.
Cristina: Wow.
Jack: But Rocksteady did that. Amazing. And it's the only game that to this day competes with. And it's arguably better than the Spider man series.
Cristina: It's better. Well, I guess.
Jack: I guess you go ahead and tell me. Spider Man PS4 versus Arkham Knight, please. Arkham Knight. Not to say Spider Man PS4 isn't astounding.
Cristina: Yes. And they both. They both have their weaknesses, but like they're both perfect. I'm just thinking of like the weird car stuff in one of those Batman games. Arkham Knight. Yeah. That was like. But I don't get it. In Spider man though. It had a side thing that was super annoying too. That was like. The game is perfect. It's just this quest that you have to do for some reason was really annoying, but everything else was perfect.
Jack: But like, which one's better to you?
Cristina: To me?
Jack: Yeah. Which one do you think is a better game?
Cristina: The Batman game.
Jack: My only argument for these would be that obviously Batman is a significantly more serious, like dark, like legitimately, literally darker game. Like visually story wise. Although I will say that out of all the Spider man games and even some Spider man movies, this game is the most adult of all of those. It is focusing heavily on some real, real adult themes.
Cristina: We can't get dark. Darker than like Joker.
Jack: No. Because that's f***** up.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You can only put that in Batman.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: There isn't a villain in any other thing that I have seen. F*** like that. And like the movie Clockworks Orange. That guy can still not compete.
Cristina: No, no, no, no. You know, I don't think so.
Jack: There's no villain who's catching up to the Joker. He's objectively. And it's crazy because it's not even like with purpose, which is the most f***** part. It's just cuz he felt like doing it. Doesn't matter what the f*** it is we're talking about, he just felt like doing it. You know, kidnap Barbara, I'll rape her, I'll record myself doing it. I'll beat her, I'll torture her, and I'll send that to her father. Why? Cuz funny.
Cristina: I don't understand. It's so horrible. That was in a game though. Yes, it was. No, it wasn't.
Jack: That was in the game.
Cristina: I saw that somewhere.
Jack: That was in the game. But that was also a movie. It was all in what family? Some s*** family. What? The Killing Joke?
Cristina: Horrible. Yes.
Jack: That's f*****.
Cristina: Yeah, that's. That shouldn't Be a movie. Oh, man. I would like to see that as a movie. No, it's too dark.
Jack: It is, man. That would be a crazy f******. That would be amazing, though. Can you imagine a live action movie circling that topic? That'd be the darkest Batman movie ever.
Cristina: Yes, that would be. I don't think people could watch that. I don't know. I don't think so.
Jack: That's the day we need Jake Gyllenhaal to play Joker.
Cristina: Huh?
Jack: We need him to be able to go as f***** as possible.
Cristina: I don't know. Would he be into that movie? That movie is so crazy. It's just too crazy.
Jack: It's Jake Gyllenhaal crazy.
Cristina: It's the first. It's. It's really a good example of Joker, I guess it's the best example.
Jack: It's the best example of Joker. All of that for an idea at most. And he's half committed to the idea was just mainly because he was funny and he wanted to do it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Half committed to the idea. It's just. I had a thought. I'm gonna follow through with the thought. At the end of the thought.
Cristina: Mm. That's the one where he thought he was dying. Is that the same one?
Jack: No, that's a whole other thing.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Yeah, that's a whole other scenario.
Cristina: Oh, all right.
Jack: So awesome. It's just everything involving the Joker is so badass.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: They should just abandon all of the bullshit that's happening in dc.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Just focus on the Joker. That seems to go pretty well.
Cristina: Except for that one time where they did the first suicide. When they did the first Suicide Squad movie.
Jack: That was. That had no Joker in it. I know. They had, like, what, three minutes of them?
Cristina: They should have focused on Joker. I mean.
Jack: Oh, yeah. Like I'm saying, any time they have focus on Joker twerked.
Cristina: Exactly. They know that. So what? Did they. Why.
Jack: No, they don't know that. That's why they did that. Well, if they did know that, they wouldn't have done that.
Cristina: I thought they did that because they knew. Oh, you like this character. Here he is for a few seconds. Maybe you'll still love this movie. I don't know.
Jack: No, I'm pretty sure there was more of him. It was based on him. And then they kind of decided, oh.
Cristina: Okay, DC has no clue what the.
Jack: F*** they're doing is some of what's happening.
Cristina: Yes. Yes. They should focus on the Joker. He's so creepy. He's a nightmare. He is a nightmare.
Jack: Yeah. Joker's problematic, but I don't know what the f*** is wrong with DC anyways. Just like the Suicide Squad people, old subhumans probably got explosives inside of them or some there's some red that's stopping them from flipping on us. Other than military commitment, it's gotta be explosives.
Cristina: Yeah. I don't know.
Jack: Think.
Cristina: Hmm?
Jack: I don't know. We don't need to know. We just know. They're obedient. Yeah, they're obedient. And they do what we say, how we say, because we say. And they don't even question it.
Cristina: They're gonna be bitten by some wild animal. That's gonna be interesting.
Jack: It's not a wild animal.
Cristina: It's God, I guess. But he's disguised as a wild animal.
Jack: Or that's his real form. Or that God made other groundhogs in his image. When he said I made man in my image, we thought it was us. We called ourselves Man.
Cristina: He was a groundhog.
Jack: Groundhogs are men.
Cristina: Oh, crap. So are we men. Wait, so does that make us groundhogs?
Jack: No, we just. We're just.
Cristina: Should we just change our name?
Jack: We're just apes. We've had a name. We're just like. We're man though. No, no, Groundhog are men.
Cristina: What about humans? We're not humans either.
Jack: We gave ourselves a title. We're primates.
Cristina: Or primates.
Jack: Okay, Particular like a derivative of chimp or some s***.
Cristina: So we should call ourselves primates though. Yeah, just stick to that.
Jack: Yeah, we're definitely some sort of primate, all right. Human is a self given title because we're f****** full of ourselves and believe that, you know, God's chose. We think we're the main character always. And if God chose, somebody had to be us. It couldn't be f****** groundhogs.
Cristina: It was the groundhog.
Jack: It was the groundhogs.
Cristina: Whoa.
Jack: Yeah. Groundhogs are man. You heard it here first, people.
Cristina: That's so life changing.
Jack: Why? How does it change your life to know the groundhog are men?
Cristina: I don't. Because does that mean, like all the stories are based on groundhogs?
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Like we're picturing humans going through all this?
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: You're saying it's not humans?
Jack: I'm sure dolphins think it's them. The Bible is talking about. Whaat they're like. Yeah, of course. It was like the dolphin from the east that experienced all this.
Cristina: Of course.
Jack: Jesus was a dolphin.
Cristina: Adam and Eve is a dolphin.
Jack: Adam and Eve were dolphins.
Cristina: Okay, how did the garden work? It was an underwater garden.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It Was an underwater garden.
Cristina: Yes. Yes. Okay.
Jack: I mean, everything is adapted, isn't it? Jesus is from an area which dictates his skin would be particularly dark. But over here we're like nice light skinned because we decided he's white now.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: So like, why would it be a stretch to say anybody else is doing the same thing? Nevertheless, we did the same thing collectively. And just saying humans, and not only then human, but like between different areas, different versions of human.
Cristina: Different versions of human.
Jack: Yeah. Over there he's black. Over here he's white.
Cristina: Okay. But in truth, he is a groundhog. A groundhog.
Jack: Jesus was a groundhog, alright. Adam and Eve were the first two groundhogs to not be Jehovah.
Cristina: Yes, that is very strange.
Jack: Okay, first there was a groundhog called Adam. And then out of Adam the groundhog's ribbon came Eve the groundhog.
Cristina: What about, what's that other lady, Lilith? Is she a groundhog too?
Jack: Yes, everybody's a groundhog.
Cristina: Everybody.
Jack: Everybody in the Bible's groundhog.
Cristina: And she turned into a demon.
Jack: That's why demons have weird shapes. We're like, oh my God, it looks like some kind of crazy.
Cristina: No, she was just a shapeshifter. But wait, so these groundhogs, the first groundhogs, had shape shifting abilities? Like deeper than God?
Jack: Just the one, just little. Not all of them. Just the nor. Anybody who had normal shape shifting abilities and we're thinking they have it from human, will have the same shape shifting ability. Except they're groundhog. That hasn't changed.
Cristina: Okay?
Jack: The rules haven't changed. We just have to think groundhog instead of human.
Cristina: All right?
Jack: Except groundhog is human. Not even human. Man. Man is groundhog.
Cristina: Yes, human.
Jack: Well, that's us. Whatever. But man is groundhog.
Cristina: Okay, that's so ridiculous.
Jack: But it's the truth.
Cristina: The truth?
Jack: Yeah, it's the undisputable truth. The Bible's talking about groundhogs.
Cristina: Yeah. The world needs to know this though. I guess it's important. It's crazy. How do we find this out? We haven't really found this out yet though.
Jack: Yeah, we're assuming God is a groundhog and then gonna go hunt a groundhog down to see if it's God.
Cristina: But how do we find out whether he's God or not?
Jack: We're gonna go get the original groundhog, the one that tells us the weather.
Cristina: He's just gonna tell us that?
Jack: Yes, because God doesn't lie. We could just ask him. He's all good.
Cristina: He should tell the truth.
Jack: He should always tell the truth. We're gonna be like, are you God? Mmm. It took millions of years for somebody to pose this question, but yes. And then, boom, we drop a cage on him and he's caught. Because his one and only weakness is normal groundhog weaknesses. He's a groundhog? He's a God up until that point.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yeah. That's how it goes.
Cristina: Is he living a normal groundhog life?
Jack: What would you consider normal groundhog life?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Whatever they do digging holes.
Cristina: Digging, I guess. I don't know.
Jack: God just spends all day digging holes.
Cristina: Is that what they do? I feel like that's why they're called groundhogs. Right.
Jack: I'm assuming groundhog is a lot like a beaver. Probably building some sort of. D***.
Cristina: But don't they come out of holes?
Jack: Maybe. I don't know.
Cristina: Isn't that part of their story?
Jack: But like, after you have your hole built, like, what do you do? You built another hole?
Cristina: Yeah. You have a whole tunnel system underground.
Jack: Is that what they do?
Cristina: I think so.
Jack: And what do they do with the tunnel system?
Cristina: Huh?
Jack: I got tunnels. Cool, cool. Where do they go? To other tunnels?
Cristina: Yes. To run from predators somehow.
Jack: Now what's the name of that game where you hit the thing and its head goes down, pops up and.
Cristina: Are those groundhogs?
Jack: No. I'm asking what the f*** that is.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: It's a weasel.
Cristina: Weasel? Are you sure?
Jack: Yes. Pop goes a weasel. Is that what it is? Hitting the f****** hammer thing?
Cristina: I know what you're talking about.
Jack: I feel like weasel is the wrong word, though. It's not a groundhog, though.
Cristina: It's not a weasel. Are you sure?
Jack: Is it whack a mole?
Cristina: Whack a mole.
Jack: So it's a mole.
Cristina: Oh, are we thinking of moles when we're thinking of groundhogs, man? Are they the same thing?
Jack: No.
Cristina: Are you positive?
Jack: No.
Cristina: If we look at a picture, would they look like different things?
Jack: I don't know. Let's find out right now. Let's. Let's have this pulled up and see if a groundhog and a mole are the same thing. Because I've never thought of these two things simultaneously. Maybe we could be wrong. Maybe they're like cousins. Like a groundhog is a type of mole or a mole is a of type groundhog.
Cristina: That could be.
Jack: But I feel like a mole and a beaver are, like, related. And a beaver isn't out there digging holes, it's out there building dams. But they look a lot alike.
Cristina: They do look a Lot alike.
Jack: And there's like the big rat thing that also looks like them.
Cristina: What big rat thing?
Jack: It's just a rat that's really huge.
Cristina: Is that a mole?
Jack: No, it just looks like a groundhog or a beaver.
Cristina: Moles are giant rats.
Jack: Holy f***. What's a gopher?
Cristina: Gopher? I don't know. I've heard of a gopher, but I have no idea.
Jack: S***. That's another one.
Cristina: Is a gopher a mole? Cause they're not showing us any moles.
Jack: Is it? I don't know. Is a gopher mole? It might be. So you tell me.
Cristina: It looks like a giant hamster. Like a humongous hamster.
Jack: I don't know. Gopher, mole, vole, vol.
Cristina: I do not know the difference. This picture is not helpful. Okay.
Jack: Point is, a groundhog is not a mole or a gopher. It is, but a gopher does dig a hole. I know that much.
Cristina: There's a mole. That's what a mole looks like. Oh, they're blind.
Jack: Yeah, a mole is some other s***.
Cristina: They live in holes for sure.
Jack: For sure. I think they exclude.
Cristina: So does a gopher. I'm so they all. They're all. They're just giant rats that live in the ground. I think that's what they all are.
Jack: Except the groundhog.
Cristina: No, groundhog too. Why would groundhog not live underground? It's in their name.
Jack: Why would a groundhog live underground?
Cristina: Cuz they. Cuz their name. They're hogs that live underground.
Jack: Okay, that's crazy weird. So groundhogs are probably what people see most often because gophers are barely ever overground at all. They kind of not just dig holes, but almost exclusively live underground. And some mammals that just lives underground.
Cristina: Are moles the same?
Jack: I don't know. But I know gopher.
Cristina: They're the blind ones.
Jack: They probably also just live underground. But a gopher is rarely ever above ground. And a groundhog does come out. In fact, a groundhog exists primarily outside of the ground.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: So for a groundhog, the ground is just a home to store things.
Cristina: Oh yeah.
Jack: They sleep there. They hoard food there.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And they do have complicated tunnel systems. But that's just to pop up somewhere, somewhere else and go hunt.
Cristina: That's what I was thinking.
Jack: Yeah. So when we see something, it's a go. A groundhog.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: We don't see gophers and probably don't see moles all that often. That being said, there is a significant size difference as well as a gopher is about 2 pounds. And a groundhog is about 12.
Cristina: That is huge.
Jack: There's a huge physical difference.
Cristina: Yeah. Whoa. Is that 12?
Jack: Yeah. About £12 for a groundhog.
Cristina: They call it a giant squirrel, though.
Jack: Yeah. Which it's also. All of the above is under rodents. They are all different rats.
Cristina: Okay. What? And you know, groundhogs are also called woodchucks.
Jack: A groundhog is a woodchuck.
Cristina: Yes. That's why the answer is 00 wood. Because groundhogs don't.
Jack: Because a woodchuck doesn't chuck wood.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Right. Because that's the answer. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. Because a woodchuck doesn't chuck wood.
Cristina: I think that's right. Why did they call them woodchucks? I guess cuz they're teeth. They still have those giant teeth. Like they look like they can do something.
Jack: And a beaver isn't a f****** woodchuck. A beaver f**** with wood.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That's how they build a dam.
Cristina: Yeah. I don't know what their nicknames are. Maybe they also are called woodchucks.
Jack: Maybe all these f****** that look the same are all woodchucks.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Maybe it's just like a blanket term we invented for all these very similar things.
Cristina: These giant rats.
Jack: Hey, there's a woodchuck. Which one? A beaver. Well, I saw a woodchuck earlier. Which one? A groundhog.
Cristina: Yes. But they're all just giant rats, Right?
Jack: They're all just giant rats.
Cristina: So God is a giant rat.
Jack: God is probably a giant rat. Either that of some sort of cockroach. But that's wrong. We destroyed that planet and there was like no God coming to talk to us.
Cristina: Huh?
Jack: So it's probably a gopher. Groundhog. Not a gopher. Groundhog. It's probably that first groundhog that tells us the weather.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Just God playing around with humans.
Cristina: What's his name? Phil something, maybe.
Jack: Phil. Yeah, it was some s*** like that. Whatever. It's like Chuck. Yeah, Real neutral, unimportant name.
Cristina: His name should have been Chuck. I don't know. Groundhog name.
Jack: Chuck, maybe his name as a human is Chuck. He can still morph. He just is a groundhog at the moment.
Cristina: Maybe.
Jack: We don't know. It's just he spends like.
Cristina: So we have to wait until Groundhog Day to find him?
Jack: Yeah, probably.
Cristina: How long do we have until then?
Jack: Well, we go where we would normally see him during Groundhog Day and find him there somewhere in a hole.
Cristina: Somewhere in a hole. We can't just see the event and Just kidnap him during that event.
Jack: We're not gonna wait for Groundhog Day. We'll go where we see him. During Groundhog Day.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And search for him now there.
Cristina: What if he. They don't actually have him living there. Like, they just put him there on Groundhog Day.
Jack: Nobody puts him there. He's God. He goes there. And presumably he lives in the area.
Cristina: Oh, okay. I assume that he lived in, like, a mansion or something. And then on the day they're like, okay, let's take you to where you should be. No.
Jack: There is a hole that is also the gate to heaven. Oh, I can't live in a mansion. If you can just take a hold. Heaven.
Cristina: Yeah. Should we explore that hole?
Jack: We're probably gonna find heaven through that hole. Yeah, we probably definitely gonna explore that hole.
Cristina: Yeah. Like, what happened to the hole in my backyard?
Jack: It's still there. It's not a hole. It's a portal.
Cristina: It's a portal. Yeah, but so is that hole is a portal. I guess so. Are they to the same place?
Jack: No.
Cristina: How do you know?
Jack: We know factually that your portal, the one that's in your backyard, leads to somewhere else entirely. And we sent Ish jumped in and out.
Cristina: But how does he know that he's looking at heaven?
Jack: Because when I'm sure we're gonna see heavenly things, not just more f****** normality.
Cristina: I'm pretty sure that's exactly what heaven looks. What does heaven look like?
Jack: Clouds and angels.
Cristina: That is not how it looks like. No way. There's mansions built by Jesus. Yes.
Jack: That wasn't on the other side of the portal in your backyard.
Cristina: What was there?
Jack: Nothing.
Cristina: Nothing.
Jack: There's nothing. I mean, there was, like, ground.
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: You jump to the other side, and it's just, like, dirt and crap.
Cristina: Well, maybe if we went further, we would found the mansions.
Jack: We're gonna find the mansions through the gopher hole to the groundhog hole.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: That's where it is.
Cristina: So we're just gonna abandon the.
Jack: No, we're just gonna do different science with that.
Cristina: Okay. There's too many projects at once.
Jack: That's what we do. We organize stuff.
Cristina: When are we gonna get to the first one, though?
Jack: That's actively happening?
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: We sent subhumans through there.
Cristina: That was to explore.
Jack: Yeah. Just gonna be there with them while they're what? Just wait patiently doing nothing, I guess.
Cristina: I don't know. Okay.
Jack: No, get other. We have a bunch of people. We're just gonna do one project at a time. And everybody else just stay idle.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: That's crazy.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Use our resources because we need.
Cristina: What if I don't know, I won't. Like, what could we learn from that?
Jack: We'll find out when information returns. Based on the info, we'll know what we could learn?
Cristina: I guess. Yes.
Jack: Like, without knowing what's there, we don't know what we could learn. That would just be us guessing and probably wrong. Once we get the information.
Cristina: Yeah. Mmm. We'll find out.
Jack: Yeah, we'll find out. It'll make sense when it comes through.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: See, that's what we use the subhumans for.
Cristina: So now we need that groundhog.
Jack: Yeah, we need to go get that groundhog to get these people bitten. Go send them to the doohickey over there in the great void. Attack those cat gods, maybe bring some back. Probably bring some back.
Cristina: Prison them some cat gods.
Jack: Yeah, we got cat people. They let us know where the cat gods are. Then we go send our jacked up subhumans out there to go capture us a God, bring them back. Maybe this is gonna go really poorly because if we capture Jehovah the groundhog and cat gods, but they're all trying to ultimately become the ultimate, ultimate, ultimate God by drinking blood of other gods. And we just brought multiple gods together.
Cristina: We should probably not put them in the same place together.
Jack: Nah, we shouldn't. We should definitely have them in different cells. So no matter what, Jehovah the groundhog needs to be kept in a cage that disables his powers on Earth. No, they're all gonna be in the same prison, but they're not gonna be together.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And then the cat gods are also gonna be on Mars in a different thing, completely without technology and away from all their things. And then we can start our interrogation process and our control process and see if we can.
Cristina: If their technology looks like magic, how do we know if they have, like, what of, like, how do we know they didn't take in something magical with them?
Jack: Because it would look like magic, and we would stop them from having that thing. Whatever looks like magic. You can't have that.
Cristina: Okay, but if it doesn't look like magic, but then it turns out to.
Jack: Be magic, then there's nothing we could do because it's magic.
Cristina: That would be a huge problem.
Jack: Yeah, that would be a problem. No matter what. At that point, we can't do anything because it's magic.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It would have failed regardless, because magic, assuming it's just technology that looks like magic, we just keep them away from it and we're good.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: That's how things get done, man.
Cristina: Yes. We got so much to do. Yep.
Jack: That is the reality of the matter. So, yeah. Hopefully those projects work out. It's weird being back on Earth, being back in the studio after having been on Mars for a while.
Cristina: Mars was exciting.
Jack: It was interesting. It was interesting. We got to see a bunch of our hard work, a bunch of the s*** we captured and put up there.
Cristina: And those storms were amazing.
Jack: Yeah, there was some weird storms, man. We f***** kind of. Man, we f***** reality up a little.
Cristina: I don't know. It seems pretty normal.
Jack: There were no storms on Mars before. Then we took this f****** other s*** besides.
Cristina: Besides the storm.
Jack: And there's like a whole species that has been primarily extinct and scattered across the galaxy of cockroach people. On top of the fact that we have have a bunch of Reptilians totally captured and enslaved up there with a bunch of other creatures, the people on Earth.
Cristina: Nothing has changed.
Jack: Nothing has changed.
Cristina: Just a pandemic. That's it.
Jack: Which could arguably be a disguise. Not a disguise, but rather part of how we somehow reality. By first taking out Mars, Planet X coming, like, up its. Its orbit, and then having to steal a Mars in the first place to replace it. We changed the course of things.
Cristina: So we might have started Covid.
Jack: We might have to Covid. Oh, like, it's not. We can't prove it. So, like, nobody can blame us.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But like, if we really thought about it, like, we really just. Like, what went wrong recently? Maybe blowing up a whole planet.
Cristina: Maybe. Maybe having zombies.
Jack: Maybe having a island with zombies.
Cristina: Like, maybe they got diseases.
Jack: Like, I sent a lot of people to the future and I used to the f****** time machine to like, look at the past a couple of times. Like we.
Cristina: Like you did.
Jack: There's. There's a high, high possibility, like a particularly hot knot that can't be proven. Nobody could look at me and be like, you did it.
Cristina: Yeah. But like, the cancer that our show gives, like.
Jack: Yeah, exactly. There's no real way to prove it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Without it being like, anecdotal. But like. Like probability suggests maybe we had something to do with it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: There was no f****** giant pandemic that hopped out of a bat. And then for whatever reason, we did a bunch of s*** in the last couple of years. And then boom. Some impossible plague that continues to mutate and overpower. Most things happen to just by chance. Random chance has nothing to do with me. And. Yeah. So, you know, maybe. Maybe f****** with time.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: F****** with this beast continuum or with.
Cristina: Creatures that can transform into anything. Pretty much shape shifting. There's a lot of shapeshifting and then.
Jack: F****** with the other realms.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You know, there's some s*** like we do a lot of s*** we probably shouldn't.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But it's our job.
Cristina: It is our job.
Jack: That's what matters. We're good at what we do. Who else is gonna go catch a wet judge? Who else is gonna go catch a win dingo? Who's gonna catch a werewolf? Huh? Who is gonna catch vampire? Who's gonna go catch a mermaid? Sirens. Huh? Huh? Nobody. Who's gonna have physical ghosts imprisoned? Huh? Huh?
Cristina: I think that was Chinese technology as well.
Jack: Yeah. Yeah. Well, actually we went to the. What was the name of that other place? A shadow realm.
Cristina: Oh, yeah.
Jack: We're using shadow realm technology for a lot of this.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And ghosts are just often creatures from the other. But the point is we like. We figure it out and we do things nobody else will do. Who's gonna do it? And this bring full circle.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Full circle comes back to. Do we let these things go unknown forever or do we have the freedom to do our job without restrictions? This is civil war, man.
Cristina: Yeah. We're like. The people from Supernatural were like, we're stopping the apocalypse, but also we're starting the next apocalypse.
Jack: But we stopped that too.
Cristina: Yeah. As long as we stop it, it's alright, Right?
Jack: Yeah. Because there was already an apocalypse going to happen at the beginning that we stopped. But it's kinda like Final Destination. We survive.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: But then the universe wants to kill you anyways.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So it's like we didn't technically start the next thing, but no matter what we do, it's kind of like the time machine, right? That girl was gonna die no matter what.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And he saved her, but then she died a different way. So we're out here just plugging holes on the bow for another hold of pop. But we're delaying the end.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And that's good. Yeah. For the last like six years.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You guys have avoided the end of the world. And it's coming every year.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But we stop it and we push it back.
Cristina: Yeah. When was the last end of the world it was gonna be in? I think May I told the story about some priests that said it was gonna be the end of the world. We stopped that from happening.
Jack: We stopped that from happening. This is just what we do.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: This is just what we do. And nobody can tell us we're not good at our jobs. Why did the Illuminati put us here? Because we get done. Why are we. Who tell the subhumans what to do? Anybody else could be given that privilege. One billion people.
Cristina: We're the ones. We're the ones, too.
Jack: I mean, it's other people, but we primarily.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Because we get things done. That's who we are.
Cristina: That's why we get to run the zombie.
Jack: I mean, that's our own little side project, I guess. Probably bad idea, to be honest, but.
Cristina: No one's telling us to stop.
Jack: Exactly. Because we get s*** done.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: So we are allowed our fun zombie island.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Whatever. Like, who's gonna stop us? Because we get s*** done. So if the Illuminati doesn't question us, you don't get to question us. Because we get s*** done. Anyways, if you guys like this conversation, there's a bunch of other conversations like it that explain how important our job is. And if you're curious as to how we caught wet judges and wendingos and vampire and werewolves and mermaids and sirens and ghosts and creatures from the Shadow Realm and just all the things we've. Cockroach people and reptilians. All of that.
Cristina: So many episodes.
Jack: So many episodes. You get this. Creatures for days. We. We are the greatest monster hunters that have ever existed.
Cristina: We are Sam and Dean.
Jack: Simon got nothing on us.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: On Sam and Dean, I'll s*** in their cereal.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Anyways, you can find those episodes on the official website graythoughts.info or on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.
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Jack: Yes. And remember to subscribe, rate and review.
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Jack: Yes. Word of mouth is incredibly important. So be sure to tell people that we are the greatest monster hunters. And if they want to know about the greatest monster hunting and how s***** DC films are and how good Marvel films are, you direct them towards this show. Additionally, you can find me on the stereo app arguing with strangers about crap that makes no sense and then watching them freak out.
Cristina: Awesome. This has been the Just Conversation podcast. Take nothing personal and thanks watching for. For listening.
Jack: Bye.
Cristina: The burls that you're hearing say this. Those weren't your bro.
Jack: No, those are strangers.
Cristina: Those are complete strangers.
Jack: Yeah, strangers that look like white people looking at you. No, they were just talking to each other. Saying it over and over.
Cristina: I don't know. Okay. And the doctor told you that.
Jack: The doctor told me what? Yeah, the doctor said it. When I was born the day I was born.
Jack: That's facts.
Cristina: I don't think so. You don't remember that?
Jack: I remember I have perfect memory like that lady from the show House, because I'm obsessed with myself. It's not that I have perfect memory, is that I'm obsessed with everything that ever happened to me since the day I was born.
Cristina: That's kind of crazy. But how is that different from perfect memory? Does it seem the same? Is it different? Like you don't have perfect memory?
Jack: She won't remember any bit of data that doesn't influence her life specifically. Okay, so any event she's ever experienced, she can remember perfectly. Yeah, but just abstract data she's learned probably now because it's not relevant to her life. She's obsessed with herself, which is how House proved it. By catching first finding there was a problem, the second by kind of showing.
Cristina: Her like we could always finding the problem.
Jack: Yeah. He didn't care about. Care about solving no problems. He's like, I found it and this would be the fix. Now do you want me to fix it?
Cristina: Yeah. And then it ruins their life. And they're like, do I? Maybe I should die with this.
Jack: Like that lady who was like, I'm angry at you husband. I'm going, I wish you die. I'm. Pull the plug. I'm angry because he's mean. Pull the plug.
Cristina: Or he cheated or something.
Jack: Yeah, pull the plug. Because people be like that. And then she said.
Cristina: You heard that on House.
Jack: It happened in an episode of House.
Cristina: I think you're hearing things.
Jack: Nah, it happened in an episode of House.
Cristina: No, because I saw that episode. That did not happen.
Jack: It was in that episode. You missed it. No, you missed when she said you're hearing things. Nah, it was said multiple times throughout the episode. She said f*** it over and over.
Cristina: Was he the only one saying it?
Jack: No. Everybody on that episode said the episode's name was Kug Nug. F*** it. And they would random. It's like that pineapple from Psych.
Cristina: Yeah, it's like that.
Jack: That.
Cristina: No, no, it.
Jack: No, I'm going to make that a thing.
Cristina: Okay, Exactly. Cuz it's not a thing.
Jack: Whatever. It is a thing. I'm going to make it more of a thing.
Cristina: You don't even have a definition for it to become a thing.
Jack: It means d*** it. Or.
Cristina: Okay. That's what you're making it mean.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It means that.
Cristina: Good morning. The Just Conversation podcast is hosted by Christina Colazzo and Jack Thomas, produced by Lynn Taylor and published by Great thoughts, info art by Zero Lupo and logo by Seth McAllister with social media managed by Amber Black.