The Abstract Art Gallery
Join unlikely duo Calm Cristy & Genocidal Jack, clones employed by the Illuminati, as they ramble about their workday mythical creature hunting, dealing with global politics, stopping the apocalypse and adventuring to other planets. With rampant speculation clarified into horrifying possibilities, conspiracy theories tossed around and an occasional guest in a no-holds-barred discussion, learning how absurd the universe can be is unavoidable.
“Take Nothing Personal. It’s Just Conversation.”
The thinkers work hard to pay for the freedom of billionaires. They discuss the huge cage they find themselves trapped inside and use their portable electronics to find a way out and back to nature. They debate whether they made the right choice by escaping to the wilderness to live off of the grid. After conning millions of people from the safety of the woods they leave the country entirely and go live on a private island.
Take Nothing Personal
On this episode the philosophers revive Reaper and he returns from the dead with the soul of a young lady named Melody. Reaper locates Area 51 and applies for a job. Will works at a deli for $1.50 a day. Melody buys all the micro pigs as Reaper and Will become actors. The hosts go on a road trip from coast to coast in search of a pyramid scheme. Honda brand garbage bags! Melody and Will complain about the medical field. And the philosophers explode after they die.
All that and more on this episode of The Just Conversation Podcast!
