The Abstract Art Gallery
Join unlikely duo Calm Cristy & Genocidal Jack, clones employed by the Illuminati, as they ramble about their workday mythical creature hunting, dealing with global politics, stopping the apocalypse and adventuring to other planets. With rampant speculation clarified into horrifying possibilities, conspiracy theories tossed around and an occasional guest in a no-holds-barred discussion, learning how absurd the universe can be is unavoidable.
“Take Nothing Personal. It’s Just Conversation.”
Which animals are the largest? What are their predators? Are any animals born intelligent enough to find food and evade predators instantly without the guidance from their parents? The duo decide to find the answers to this question in a Google search filled frenzy. The king of the mammals is both obvious and unexpected when they finally discover what is the most dangerous of all creatures!
