The News Is Next
/A slice of the white noise around us.
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Three reasons you should visit the new Red Eagle Casino: the
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our popular craps table. Please gamble responsibly.
Our ultimate summer sales event is underway. Frankly, we’re overstocked
and desperate to move hundreds of cars this weekend. Here’s a great chance
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Subject to terms and conditions. Not all will qualify.
From our eye in the sky: “There’s a multi car crash on I-5 north near
exit 45. Emergency vehicles are in route. Fatalities expected. There’s
a sig alert on the 405 by the downtown loop. Consider alternate routes.
Back to you, Dave.” “Thanks, Bill. The DOW is up 30.”.
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Donate that old car to the station you trust to give you news,
weather, and traffic on the half hour. Give securely online
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Huge furniture inventory sale in progress. Our lowest prices of the
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Listen for your last chance to win free concert
tickets. Expect abundant sunshine today. A weather
front is approaching. Another traffic update follows
in three minutes. The news is next.
By Fred Miller
From: United States
Website: https://pookah1943.wordpress.com