The Abstract Art Gallery
Join unlikely duo Calm Cristy & Genocidal Jack, clones employed by the Illuminati, as they ramble about their workday mythical creature hunting, dealing with global politics, stopping the apocalypse and adventuring to other planets. With rampant speculation clarified into horrifying possibilities, conspiracy theories tossed around and an occasional guest in a no-holds-barred discussion, learning how absurd the universe can be is unavoidable.
“Take Nothing Personal. It’s Just Conversation.”
The thinkers discuss which side of the ‘Intelligent Life Hurdle’ humanity is on. They use the war between the spiders and mice that dried up Mars as an example of a failed civilization. Earth clouds become the number one candidate for the first Civilization 1 life-forms. And Zuckerberg turns out to be a Robot.
