Rambling 191: Queen Elizabeth II
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Following the tremendously tragic news of Queen Elizabeth II’s passing away, the duo leave all their usual duties behind to discuss The Queen and her life. May the Queen Rest in Peace.
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Topics Discussed:
- Order Of Succession
- Royal Pets
- 70+ Year Reign
- Service in World War II
- Women's Auxiliary Territory Service (ATS)
- Royal Money
- 86 Million
- Tax money
- Fighting Racial Injustice
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Cristina: Warning. This program contains strong themes meant for a mature audience. Discretion is advised.
Jack: Going live in 5, 4.
Cristina: What does live mean?
Jack: Welcome to the Rambling Podcast. The show where we ground humanity's most absurd and baffling ideas. I am Jack.
Cristina: And I am Christina.
Jack: And we're gonna guide you on this journey. This journey, I guess. Depression.
Cristina: Depression.
Jack: Yeah, bro. Dark days are ahead.
Cristina: Really?
Jack: Yeah, I know. It's horrible. So. Thursday, the 8th of September. The 8th of the. This is gonna be crazy. The 8th. No, this is gonna be crazy day. The 8th of September, 2022, Thursday. Because I'm only saying this out loud so that you know this. This episode immediately becomes timeless. Because it's a. It's back then when the thing happened. It's just a date, but. Yeah. No, it just happened. And it's crazy that the Queen Elizabeth, Her Majesty. Has passed. Whoa, whoa. That's crazy. The last immortal is gone.
Cristina: The last. Who was the other ones?
Jack: Betty White.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: The two immortals. It's over, man.
Cristina: That's it. That was just them, too.
Jack: It's been proven. Mortality is real. Anybody can get it. You don't want to catch that. It's a hard one to get rid of. And it's. No, this is crazy. All jokes aside. This is nuts. It's like nothing like this has ever happened. A leader for 70 plus years, helping to maintain order globally. Globally, like what? That's not a thing that happens.
Cristina: She was the thing. It was the only thing like that.
Jack: Yeah. England was a powerhouse. Not a global president. A powerhouse that forced and manipulated and did horrible things to grip people. The crown that this lady has placed in front of the world to see is of unity, not of domination. And in doing so, got the world to sort of just. Okay, let her do it.
Cristina: Let her do it.
Jack: Let her do it. She's right. She knows. She's seen it longer.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: I don't care how long I've been in power. She's been in power longer. And she's seen crazier s***.
Cristina: She has.
Jack: And she has. Exactly. Like, who's gonna say no? Like, I don't understand. I know that now, me, the leader at age 40, has lived way more than all these 20 year olds. And I understand that. They don't even fathom what I am protecting them from. I get that these 20 year olds don't fathom. But the 35 year olds who voted me the 40 year old. And they get it. They're close. They understand it more. They voted me in because they get it. They know I know the Thing. But those kids don't. But when they're my age, you're going to get why these 35 year olds voted for me. I, the 40 year old leader, the 50 year old leader, the 6 year leader. I look at my leader, the hundred year old leader who's had the. Well, I can't fathom the crap that that person has seen. I just got to accept that I don't do not know. And they do.
Cristina: So then is it a good thing that her son is now a leader? If he's as old?
Jack: No, because he's not had the power at that age.
Cristina: But he gets how it works.
Jack: No, he, he didn't develop habits with it. He's going to figure it out now. That's crazy.
Cristina: That's crazy.
Jack: That's crazy. He's gonna figure it out now. It doesn't work. She had the opportunity that she was absurdly young to be crowned.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And then faced with crazy obstacles all at once. She had to adapt instantly. And then held it first over 70 years. What?
Cristina: That is pretty crazy. And she was pretty young, right? Like in her teens or something?
Jack: I think she was 26. Might have been her teens. I'm not entirely sure actually. That's probably something we could easily track. 25.
Cristina: You're pretty close. You said 26.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So close enough.
Cristina: Close enough. That's still pretty young.
Jack: That was pretty, pretty young. I didn't know s*** at 25.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Who the h*** does, dude, who even knows something at 40? When you're 60, you look back and you're like, I don't know. Crap, I was an idiot. Her at 90 is looking at morons. Just immature, undeveloped, squishy headed morons.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: And she's like, this is so dumb. It's not even worth interacting with half of this. She's like, whatever. There's this little sort itself every once in a while. She did, she had to with certain things that were just like, okay, would you let your child stick the fork in the socket? That's dangerous. That could be a slight shock or death.
Cristina: So that's the only time she intervents.
Jack: Exactly. When it's like so stupid that, you know, maybe it's too much.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: But you know, if you guys are gonna hit each other. Okay, whatever, whatever. You guys gonna blow everything up? No f****** way.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: No f****** way you're gonna do that. You know, when things got too crazy, she would pop up. It's weird that she didn't pop up for this Russia thing, but also it's not that crazy? Because we can easily subdue it. We just also greedy ourselves. We want to look like we want to stop this s*** and do nothing about it, the way we usually do. Oh, we're so angry about the thing. What are you gonna do about it? I'm so angry. It's like, okay, dude, whatever.
Cristina: You're talking about us.
Jack: Yeah. We're pretending to be angry so she knows we can stop this whenever. All of us, the world, can just stop Russia at any moment. It's so easy. But we're not doing it.
Cristina: We're just giving Ukraine money.
Jack: Yeah. We just. We enjoy what's happening. Or not. We're profiting from it somehow, so there's some benefit here, and we, the little people, don't get it.
Cristina: Right.
Jack: Yeah, I guess the idea.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: But the Queen knows, and she's like, whatever, I'm not gonna intervene. This is stupid. They wanted to stop it.
Cristina: It could stop it. Was she sick? I don't know.
Jack: Well, the question is, Was she sick? 3, 4 or 5 months ago? 6, 7 months ago? How long has this shipping going on? Like, a week? I don't know. However long it's been going on. Was she sick at that point is a real question.
Cristina: She's been sick for a while, though.
Jack: I don't know.
Cristina: Oh, I haven't the slightest clue. Okay. Because, like, I think, like, right before she died, I heard she was sick, and then, like, really, it wasn't even that long after. It's like.
Jack: Yeah, yeah. It's like some crap happened, like, 16 hours before, and then.
Cristina: Yeah. And then she was dead. Whoa.
Jack: Yeah. It was so fast. Yeah, the same thing. It's like Queen got ill suddenly. I wonder what it is that took her death.
Cristina: No. I don't know.
Jack: I mean, it could be. It could just be the illness of death.
Cristina: The illness of death? No way.
Jack: Is that what took Betty White?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Yeah. It was just, like, age.
Cristina: Oh, no. Maybe she had cancer. No. I don't know. No.
Jack: What are you assuming that everybody just dies eventually because some s*** gets to them? Like, you just live long enough to catch a thing.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: You really. You don't think it's, like, you just die and you had nothing? You don't think that's ever happened? That's an interesting idea.
Cristina: Nothing.
Jack: Yeah, that's actually really interesting. It could if. If we really looked into every person that died, even, like, at a really late age, even if they died and all the records say they had nothing. If we dig deep, did they develop something instantaneously before they died? Is that what killed them?
Cristina: Yes. It had to be. There has to be an explanation. I can't imagine someone just dying just because age. Age.
Jack: What does that mean?
Cristina: Good enough.
Jack: Because age is some s*** we came up with. Yeah, but no, there is a scientific. I do know the factual explanation, and it's that cells regenerate slower. So your body is literally slowly dying at all times that it just kind of halts.
Cristina: So then you're dying for a reason. It's not like. Oh, yeah, well, I mean, you're dying for. Not like. I don't know where.
Jack: No, like, it's literally age.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Like you died from age. The definition. Age here being your cells stopped getting younger faster than they were dying.
Cristina: Okay, but that's the reason you died.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: What?
Jack: It was the cut. What's it. What the h*** is the. The equation we're looking for? It needs to reproduce quicker than it dies off. And so less of them are reproducing faster than they're dying, so there's less reproduction overall. And slowly cell reproduction ends. And then you die.
Cristina: And then you just. They say you died from old age. Like. Okay, yes.
Jack: That would be the summary.
Cristina: Oh, weird.
Jack: Age.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Because time does it eventually, everything. It's entropy. Everything eventually breaks down. The question is, is that what happened here with Queen Elizabeth?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: The second the Queen.
Cristina: The second the Queen.
Jack: No, Queen Elizabeth. The second the Queen. So in honor of the Queen, of the woman who's prevented the Earth from falling apart, I figured we just talk about the lady for a bit.
Cristina: Talk about the lady?
Jack: Talk about the Queen. The most overpowered, exaggeratedly noble and generous person to have existed.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: That's crazy. How to have power for 70 years without falling into absolute corruption.
Cristina: How does she not go insane?
Jack: Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you not lose your mind? Everybody else loses their crap. It happens instantaneously, almost. Meanwhile, she's tanked it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: She's like, this is bigger than me. That's the best reality. Right. She had to. That's what she did. That. I don't know how she did it. That nobody else could ever do. I don't think anybody else will ever do. And it's really. Understand. This is bigger than me.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: People who believe in any sort of God, see, they understand that. And they don't. They don't.
Cristina: You don't think the Pope does.
Jack: The Pope doesn't know. Yeah, the Queen really did because it was above her. It was like, this is. I'm part of a machine here.
Cristina: Yeah. Wow. That's Crazy.
Jack: That's crazy. Yeah. And you become a number.
Cristina: Become a number.
Jack: Yeah. It's the idea that if you take a bunch of prisoners and you stop calling them by their name and just call them by a random number, that you disassociate them from their personality. It's a form of sort of torture. But she opted into it in order to serve better. Like, I cannot exist. The queen has to exist.
Cristina: Yes. I mean, she had to be. There must have been some part that enjoyed her life, though.
Jack: Oh, yes. There's definitely an absurd amount of wealth to abuse, and rightfully so. Look, that's a crazy job, that is. You sacrifice every. You're not quitting. You're not quitting. You can't quit. It's impossible. If you do, you're an outcast anyways. But kind of, they need you. Especially after you turn out to be kind of the chosen one, you know? It's kind of crazy for you to just be like, I'm the only one holding it together. But Deuces. Well, yeah, you can't do that. And she knew that. So, like. Yeah. I think she's the only royal to have ever earned every penny. And that's a lot of money. But also, you sacrifice, all of you.
Cristina: But that's a lot of money.
Jack: That's a lot of money. But you sacrificed, all of you.
Cristina: That's true. But that's a lot of money.
Jack: You saved a lot of. You saved more lives than that money's worth.
Cristina: Whoa. That's just.
Jack: You've ended more hunger than that money's worth.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: This is the football player problem.
Cristina: What do you mean?
Jack: Your merchandise generated $1 billion. We paid you $10 million. It's like. Oh, what? That sounds way. It's like a smaller than a percent.
Cristina: Yeah, well.
Jack: Or it is a percent. Yeah, I think it's a percent. But. Yeah. That's crazy, right?
Cristina: We pay you a billion, but you made a million.
Jack: Yeah. No, 10 million. That's like 1%, right?
Cristina: We paid you a million, and you made 10 million.
Jack: You made a billion dollars.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: And we're giving you $10 million.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: That's the life of a football player.
Cristina: Okay, people.
Jack: A lot of people argue. Football players get paid too much.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: You play a sport, bro.
Cristina: But the money they're making. I mean, their merchandise is making, but.
Jack: The money they're making. A company.
Cristina: Okay. It's ridiculous.
Jack: Is ridiculous. And they're not seeing most of it.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: They're not seeing half of it. They're not seeing 1/4 of it. They're not seeing one third of it. Not seeing one tenth of it.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: They're probably not seeing 100th of it. That's how underpaid they are for their worth. People go f****** nuts for football. Yes, it is a mega, mega financial success.
Cristina: And soccer, which is the other. Football.
Jack: One is just coasting off the name of the other. Think about that for a second.
Cristina: One.
Jack: One is coasting off the name of the other. Football came first. Then American football was like, I'm football now.
Cristina: Okay, was the time. What you were talking about, though, right now was American football.
Jack: Yeah. American football is coasting off of that name. And that's what's happen.
Cristina: No, I mean the money thing.
Jack: Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm talking about that. I mean, probably the other people.
Cristina: I feel like soccer, probably the same thing happens.
Jack: Here's the thing. I've never heard somebody be obsessed with a player's merchandise in soccer. It seems like people who watch soccer. The countries that enjoy soccer most. The United States does soccer, but not like caring. They just do it to participate. Yeah, but the countries that care about that think a lot about the team.
Cristina: You don't think they have favorite players?
Jack: Probably do, but it doesn't seem like they go in on that stuff. As opposed to football fans, where they might as well tattoo the guy's name on the upper back. On the lower. On their lower back. Get a tramp stamp. They should. These men should get a tram stamp of their favorite players because they're pretty much their b**** at that point. Right. Everything they do is like, I would let this guy just on my f****** face in front of my wife and children, okay. While I jerk off. Because, yeah, that's my favorite player. It's like, what, dude?
Cristina: No.
Jack: Yeah. They would blow and just hold it in their mouth.
Cristina: Oh.
Jack: They would just be like, tell me when the swallow, daddy.
Cristina: No way.
Jack: That's how they behave, bro. Walk up to, like, what is it, the packers and. Versus the Cubs or some. That's usually the debate.
Cristina: I've known.
Jack: You go ahead and you go to one with the green one and you tell the green people, hey, this player sucks. That's it. Walk away.
Cristina: That's it.
Jack: They're gonna flip. Like they f****** defending their girlfriend or some s***.
Cristina: Well, yeah, that's. Yeah, but I don't know. All sports is like that. No, I don't know.
Jack: I've been around specifically when it comes to, like, Latin sports. I've been way into that. And nobody cares much for the over. For the individual. It's a lot about the team. Like, they know all the individuals, but it's about the working machine. I think Americans have a lot of narcissism. And it's like the individual.
Cristina: The individual hockey and soccer. I mean, not soccer, basketball and hockey. People care about players as well as teams.
Jack: All Americans.
Cristina: Maybe baseball, too.
Jack: Yep. Keep going.
Cristina: Okay. Yeah, keep going.
Jack: Every single one you mentioned is going to land there. And it's actually almost all European specific things as well. And you think of like cricket and you think of rugby and golf. Golf, yeah. Like, things like that is. Yeah, there's a height, but golf is. There's no option. You have to be focused on golf.
Cristina: America. I have no idea.
Jack: But yeah, it's like it. By default you're gonna know who the f*** is playing.
Cristina: There's two people in golf.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Oh. Only know one of them people. Wow.
Jack: But anyways. Yeah. So let's go about down some details.
Cristina: Let's celebrate the Queen. Celebrate sort of or not or more Elizabeth ii? Both. All right. Yeah.
Jack: Mourn her passing and celebrate her life.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So she was born on April 21, 1926, in Mayfair, London.
Cristina: When? April?
Jack: Yeah, April 21. What zodiac sign is she?
Cristina: I don't know. April. Maybe she's an Aries. Maybe she's a Gemini. Question mark. I don't know.
Jack: Okay. It's one of those things.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Her official title was Princess Elizabeth of York.
Cristina: Princess. Wait, that's her official title?
Jack: That's her name?
Cristina: Princess is part of her name.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: That's crazy.
Jack: Yeah. You get to choose your name when you're crowned.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: So they just title you some other thing.
Cristina: You know, she has the second birthday. I didn't know the jubilee celebration of her birthday was like. It's the official birthday, but it's not her actual birthday. It's just they celebrate their birthday on a better a day. That's gonna be better. The weather is gonna be better or something like that. Like in the summertime or when people want to be out to celebrate, they'll pick that day to be there.
Jack: Whoa. That's.
Cristina: Yeah, she's not the only one. Like, I think her father also had that too. And like, those people just.
Jack: Are they the only ones who do a jubilee or do other people do that?
Cristina: I don't know. I've only heard of the queen doing that, so I don't know. It might just be like a royal thing to do of whoever's leading, which I guess now the king gets to choose a second birthday.
Jack: Now that's interesting. I wonder I would like to do something like that to see if there's people who do that who's, like, your birthday isn't on this day, but, like, all these people are gonna skip on celebrating their birthday, and they're gonna plan on everybody celebrating their birthday on the same day in the same place.
Cristina: What?
Jack: Yeah, it's an easy way to throw a party where everybody's just celebrating their birthday. So you're not even celebrating your birthday. You're gonna skip on that intentionally, make this your birthday. It has to be memorable. So f*** your birthday.
Cristina: Okay, so you're choosing it with other people.
Jack: Yeah, a bunch of people. So that you can throw a collective party where it's everybody's birthday.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: It's a giant birthday party.
Cristina: Ah, yes.
Jack: It's a literal birthday party.
Cristina: Mm. But everyone. Okay. Yeah, we're gonna just have a jubilee thing, too.
Jack: Yes. Her mother, Queen Elizabeth, also known as Queen Mother.
Cristina: Queen Mother, Yeah. No way.
Jack: And then her father is King George.
Cristina: V. He wasn't Queen King father, was he?
Jack: No. I don't know. And her husband was Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. Married on November 20, 1947.
Cristina: The Duke. I know. He was 18 and she was 13 when they met. They met or they. He was writing her letters and stuff, like.
Jack: Yeah, it's from a time when that was not weird. Yeah, that was very common.
Cristina: And they're cousins.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: Or something.
Jack: So, I mean, they have to be.
Cristina: They have to be.
Jack: They have to be. That's the only way.
Cristina: I mean, they're probably not first cousins at least, right?
Jack: No, they might be sometimes removed. We hope. Yeah, we can hope. I mean, again, they also come from a time when, like, whatever. It's my cousin. That's. That's who I. Let's see your children, Charles. Poor, poor Charles. Prince of Wales, Princess Anne, Princess Royale. Interesting. Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, and Prince Edward, the Earl of Wessex.
Cristina: Those are her children, you said?
Jack: Yes. So, Charles, his title is Prince of Wales. Then there's Princess Anne. Her title is Princess Royale. Then there's Prince Andrew. His title is the Duke of York. And then Prince Edward, the Earl of Wessex, is Earl.
Cristina: Earl. That's what you said?
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Is that, like, under Duke, like. I don't know.
Jack: I don't know. I don't know either.
Cristina: Prince. Princess.
Jack: Yeah, they're way down the chain.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Interesting. So Charles, the firstborn is in. Is first in line, or is it the first male?
Cristina: Like, if he was born after Anne, would he.
Jack: Yeah. Would he still be the first in line?
Cristina: No, because Then, Huh? I don't know. Because the queen was the only child, though, I'm assuming. Right?
Jack: No.
Cristina: Was she? No.
Jack: The queen had a sister.
Cristina: Oh, yeah. That was her younger sister. Okay. That's why she. Yeah. So maybe. But if they had a brother.
Jack: Which they did not.
Cristina: Which they did. Exactly.
Jack: So if they had a brother, who would have first.
Cristina: Interesting.
Jack: Interesting, right? Is. Was it. Was it too sexist back then? It probably could have been. It's. That's why I even suggested when she fell into power, that was not long. That was just the end of World War II. That's long as. Like, maybe they were still like, this chick.
Cristina: Well, yeah, she probably had a lot of hate.
Jack: No, I'm saying, like, the land, the power in the first place, it's like, I don't give a crap that she was born. The next one was a boy, so he's next.
Cristina: Oh, you know. Yeah. It would have probably worked later.
Jack: Five girls and one boy. And the boy was the sixth one. Would he be the king? And everybody else just gets shafted down the line.
Jack: That's the question here. Interesting.
Cristina: Yes. I don't know. Maybe not only because of, like, what her children's titles are. It seems like whoever's first born gets the better title. So if it's Princess and then the second one's not a princess or prince.
Jack: No.
Cristina: But then it was Prince and Princess. I don't know. It's. It's very strange.
Jack: But they're. Interesting. Because their titles are. They all have. Because they are. Right. So, like, it's Prince Charles and Princess Anne and Prince Andrew and Prince Edward. They're all prince and princesses by default. Really? Really. Their titles unrelated. Prince of Wales, Princess Royale, the Duke of York and the Earl of Wessex. So the question that you're posing is, do they not matter?
Cristina: Do they not matter? I don't think so.
Jack: What is that you're trying to figure out? What's the problem?
Cristina: Yeah. Like, if the princess is higher than the Duke and the Earl, you think.
Jack: It'S just the order they're born in by default?
Cristina: Yeah, I think so.
Jack: Based on their titles.
Cristina: Yeah, based on the titles. Yes. Yes.
Jack: Could be.
Cristina: So, like, she. If he wasn't in the picture, the oldest one, it would have been the princess and then the Duke and then the Earl. Although it would have be Princess, Prince, and then Duke, because the title would have gone to the second one. Whatever.
Jack: Yeah. So she would have been the Duke or whatever follows Duke if she was third.
Cristina: No, I'm saying the Duke, that is now the duke. If the prince wasn't there, he'd be the prince. It'd be princess, prince and duke.
Jack: Unless they are choosing these names and there isn't some sort of naming convention. But there probably is some sort of naming convention.
Cristina: I think the queen chooses. I think the queen and king decided not to do that to the youngest kids for some reason.
Jack: What, to title them royalty?
Cristina: Yeah. Or something. I don't remember. I can't remember. I think this was from that crown show, but I can't remember exactly what. Why.
Jack: So you said she was 25 when she was crowned?
Cristina: You said that?
Jack: Well, yeah, I guess you confirmed it. And that was on June 2, 1953.
Cristina: It was a long time ago. Okay. Yeah.
Jack: She was crowned so long ago. Well, our parents weren't born. Our grandparents might not have been born.
Cristina: I have no idea. Maybe.
Jack: I mean, if they were. They're older than she was. If they were all right. Oh, no, no, no. She's 25 at that point.
Cristina: Yeah, she was 25.
Jack: Yeah. They should have at least. Maybe they could have been babies. And if they were a baby and she's 25, if they were 3 years old, then that would mean. Actually if they were just five years old. Right. That would be 100. Subtract that 20.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: They would only have to be 76.
Cristina: That's possible.
Jack: Yeah, it's totally possible, right?
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It could have been babies when. When she got crowned. Yeah, that's right. I put that into perspective. Just brought it right back home. Yeah. It's not that long ago.
Cristina: She could be a grandma.
Jack: Yeah, she is grandma.
Cristina: Well, she is. Yeah.
Jack: Now, what's probably most impressive about the lady and what most people gonna celebrate is the impossible to follow. Longevity as the longest reigning leader in anything ever to have ever at all.
Cristina: She broke records.
Jack: Yes. For forever.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Nobody's following.
Cristina: Yeah, they're gonna try, of course, but.
Jack: It would be impossible. You have to out live while in power.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You gotta accomplish two really difficult things. Not f*** up your power for 70 years.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: What? That's never happened.
Cristina: Yeah. Can you imagine any of her? Not her. Her child. Because like, he. There's no way he lost already. Her grandchildren who are next, they can't do that.
Jack: They're already too old.
Cristina: They're already too old. Yeah.
Jack: They're already too old. It's crazy. It's impossible to follow the circumstance. Nevertheless, science will destroy this forever. Everybody's gonna last to the end. So every last leader is gonna be old as h***.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: You're Only gonna have a little bit of experience every time and be at the end of your life always. Because all of you are gonna live so freaking long that the power isn't gonna move on.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: It's just gonna move on to the next in line. But they're also old as h***.
Cristina: Yes. Man, that sucks.
Jack: It's over.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It was just circumstance.
Cristina: It was. How did your dad die?
Jack: I don't know.
Cristina: It was lung cancer or something, Right? I think he died from cancer, maybe. Pretty sure, but okay.
Jack: Cancer kills people.
Cristina: Cancer kills. Yes.
Jack: That happens sometimes.
Cristina: Everyone dies from cancer. Okay. It's a secret killer.
Jack: It's interesting. Maybe cancer is the alien cancer. Maybe that's been murdering us this whole time. When people say age did it, it was really just cancer. Maybe there's a subtle cancer that makes us age.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Like what? But anyways, I. I had to find out.
Cristina: What did you have?
Jack: And about the sexism thing. It was, like, poking at me. So until 2013, males were, in fact, favored. Oh, yes. They were favored by just in general. They would be next in line over their older sisters until 2013. Yes. And Queen Elizabeth the second past the act that stopped that from happening.
Cristina: What? It took her that long, though?
Jack: And so she made it so that. No. Whoever is born first goes first.
Cristina: Awesome. That makes so much more sense. Like, she proves already that it doesn't matter.
Jack: Yeah. She is the proof that it. Like, it doesn't matter because men tend to be too full of themselves to lead. There's a problem where I guess it's a people thing. F****** just people think men are in power.
Cristina: F***, yes.
Jack: But, yeah, I guess, whatever. But whatever. She is the female who succeeded. It is what it is. She gets to say women are better in that instance. And until proven wrong, who the h***'s gonna argue?
Cristina: She's not saying women are better. She says they're equal.
Jack: Yes. They're better than we perceive them to be.
Cristina: Oh, yes. Yes. That's awesome. But 2013, man.
Jack: Yeah, she took a while.
Cristina: She took a while.
Jack: I mean, she was doing s***.
Cristina: Yeah. I guess it was too busy. But then I guess, like, age got to her at that point. She was like, oh, crap, Maybe I should do something about this.
Jack: Yeah. Before I move on. And there's never another queen.
Cristina: Ow.
Jack: It's just a bunch of guys from here on out.
Cristina: But this. I wonder, like, in the line of order, like, when's the next queen to the throne? Like, who?
Jack: Her daughter.
Cristina: Her daughter and not the child. Son. No, wait. No. Because then he has a son.
Jack: Oh, I see, I see, I see. Because he's king, it's his children.
Cristina: But his firstborn isn't a. No girl. No.
Jack: Oh, so you're saying who's factually the next queen.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Interesting.
Cristina: Like, does he have daughters? The grand. Wait, this. She have granddaughters, I guess.
Jack: Because whoever succeed him, have a daughter.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Who's firstborn. Interesting. So we're talking. Charles is the king now. So.
Cristina: Okay, so where do we start? Okay, so this is Charles right now.
Jack: Yeah. We have to just look at the. So we start at the Queen and Philip and their first born, which is Charles. So Prince Charles and whoever is his first born would be next in line.
Cristina: Prince William.
Jack: Interesting. And then after Prince William would be George. Prince George. Now, following Prince George, there are no children on his behalf, so the next in line would be his sibling. Thus making the next candidate for a queen, Princess Charlotte. Now, if Prince George has a single child, he's next in line, and thus Princess Charlotte is no longer in the running. Unless both Prince George and his firstborn child die.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Then it would land on Princess Charlotte.
Cristina: Sad. Okay. But she, in the moment, is next in line as queen.
Jack: For all we know, Prince George might decide he never wants children. Well, who knows?
Cristina: Yeah, I guess that would be her best job at it.
Jack: Yeah. But if he has a firstborn daughter that is the next queen in line.
Cristina: Yes. Interesting.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Man Ran. What was it? Comedy Bang Bang. The whole reason the queen. Was it. The queen is going to space. Oh, no. She's going to put her body into Princess Charlotte so that she could become the new queen again or something. Weird conspiracy.
Jack: Yeah, I remember that.
Cristina: So ridiculous.
Jack: She's somehow gonna migrate her consciousness into the body of the youngest next candidate.
Cristina: Actually, I have no idea if that came from Kylie. Banger.
Jack: And then she has to off George. That's also part of it. Because that's the only way to really take the power. You gotta take over the body and then get rid of George and then, boom, you're next.
Cristina: Ridiculous. Okay.
Jack: It's the only way.
Cristina: Yes. That's the Queen's plan. She's inside Charlotte right now, I guess. What? So crazy. Do you want to know about the Queen's pets? Do you know anything about them?
Jack: No.
Cristina: You have to know something about them. Nothing.
Jack: That they're corgis.
Cristina: They're not corgis. They're dorgies.
Jack: What?
Cristina: Yes. They're a combination of corgis and hot dogs, or whatever they're called. It starts with a D. They look like the hot dog breed. Whatever. That dog is, well, the queen sort. They kind of say that she made that breed even though it's just her corgi dog breeded with her like cousin's hot dog. And then they had dorgies and then she has a bunch of dorgies which are. They still look pretty much like corgis. There's no real difference.
Jack: Have they introduced other corgis into the mix or did those animals are just reproducing within the family bloodline?
Cristina: I'm not sure because people have them. So I mean, I'm sure.
Jack: No, I'm talking about the one.
Cristina: Oh in the queens. It's probably just the inside, right? I don't know. I'm not sure.
Jack: They're not bringing new ones into the mix because I would unpurify it.
Cristina: Well, it's not a real breed anyway.
Jack: Well, it's its own thing though. You take two different dogs and then you have their children, but then you make their children reproduce with your children over and over without ever introducing a full blooded again. Now that becomes a breed.
Cristina: Oh, okay. So. But does it take a while?
Jack: No, no. The question is, is that what she did? Is that what's happening? Or are there different new dogs introduced that aren't relatives to the dogs already there and thus they are not any. They're no longer half and half. It stopped being one thing, it's just the other thing. Now it's just a corgi.
Cristina: Just a corgi? I don't know because they just look like corgis to me. So I have no idea. They're just long looking corgis. I think corgis look long anyway, so I don't know if there's any difference. They start with the D now. Dorgies, you know, she also owns an elephant, two giant turtles, a jaguar and a pair of sloths.
Jack: Where?
Cristina: In a zoo? They live in the London Zoo. But they were presents from other countries.
Jack: To the Queen?
Cristina: Yeah, to the queen. Like if you're gonna give her a.
Jack: Present, you gotta give her something she couldn't attain already. Or she could but doesn't have.
Cristina: Yeah, like why would she think of owning an elephant? You have to be like, huh? What doesn't she have?
Jack: Also it's messed up to own an elephant, considering how sentient they are. That's imprisonment.
Cristina: Yes, well, she had an elephant.
Jack: Yeah, it's messed up. Yeah, yeah, she had.
Cristina: I guess she had.
Jack: She doesn't have. There is an elephant though. Yes, there's definitely an elephant.
Cristina: Yeah. And the zoo takes care of it. Because, like, what is she gonna do with an elephant? That's so insane. That's such a crazy present to give someone.
Jack: But, like, what if she decided, I'm start just riding this elephant, I'm radical like that.
Cristina: What? Or just have it living in her backyard.
Jack: Yeah, some crap like that. That'd be badass.
Cristina: Why didn't anyone give her a giraffe? That'd be crazy to have in your backyard.
Jack: Yeah, that's nuts. Either or, like, an elephant is actually a pretty good idea.
Cristina: No, the giant turtles make sense like that. I can see, as a pet. People have turtles as pets.
Jack: People can have a giraffe as a pet. I guess an elephant is problematic.
Cristina: A jaguar is probably.
Jack: An elephant is gonna think out of its way, out of box. You know, it might plot on you like, you don't know. You never know.
Cristina: But they seem friendly enough.
Jack: This one's your property. Essentially your slave.
Cristina: Yeah, but jaguar man.
Jack: Yeah, jaguar is dangerous, but it's more dangerous mind over matter, I guess.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So, you know, the elephant would crap on that thing. Obviously. The elephant is also ridiculously big, but.
Cristina: Yeah. And then sloth. That's got to be the worst because they're trying to kill themselves. They live in some weird life of eating poison. Like, those aren't great pets.
Jack: Perpetually making themselves weak through crappy digestive. Yeah, Digestible foods.
Cristina: Those are the worst. That's gotta be the worst pet. Who gave her sloth? What? Oh, she also races pigeons.
Jack: Raises pigeons.
Cristina: Races.
Jack: Races pigeons?
Cristina: Yes. She's a pigeon racer.
Jack: What the h*** does that mean?
Cristina: She rides on pigeons? No, she owns, like, 200 pigeons and they compete in races.
Jack: Did she invent this sport? Is this, like a.
Cristina: There's no way she invented this. I have no idea.
Jack: Is John Wick's, like, garbage man friend the host of this?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Is he also training the pigeons?
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Is he her, like, her arch rival?
Cristina: Oh, they would be rivals because he's over here, so. Oh, yeah.
Jack: Maybe they send birds to the middle.
Cristina: They have, like, pigeon wars. It's not even a race.
Jack: It's like battles.
Cristina: It's bad. Yes. No, but then what's the difference of that and, like, what's that sports with the roosters fighting each other?
Jack: Yeah, it's rooster fights. Yeah, fighting.
Cristina: That's what it's called. I don't know, man.
Jack: Why do we call it fighting? That's so h***.
Cristina: That's a h***. Yeah, because guys are trying to prove something with their.
Jack: They kind of are.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I mean, I guess it's not h***.
Cristina: It's so straight, it's gay.
Jack: No, here's the thing. Here's the thing about h***. It means both straight and gay. So I don't know what the h*** happened there.
Cristina: It means. It doesn't mean gay. It means lame.
Jack: Well, it means. I mean, it doesn't mean straight. It means h***. No, because there's h*** for homosexual, but there's h*** for h*** sapien.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And it's like, well, you're human.
Cristina: Okay. So it's so human.
Jack: Yeah. So human.
Cristina: It's so human. All right. C*** fighting is so human.
Jack: Fighting is so human.
Cristina: Yeah, yeah.
Jack: All those cucks.
Cristina: Doesn't she also love horses and race horses?
Jack: She proud. Yeah, she loves horses. Watch horses. Or she bought a horse and a horse racer.
Cristina: And a horse racer. Yeah. But she was, like, really into competitive horse racing.
Jack: Interesting. I wonder if she still is.
Cristina: She still is.
Jack: Yeah. Maybe she regularly watches races. She has to have hobbies and patches and passion. Oh, I see what you're talking about. Oh, d***. Wearing.
Cristina: Yes. I'm sure she watched it on tv. Like. No, she was there. She was probably there. What am I talking about?
Jack: Yeah. Like, why would she watch? I mean, towards the later end, I guess it might been have sucked.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: It's like. It's hard, but she probably loved it.
Cristina: She also owns all the swans in.
Jack: The world.
Cristina: On Britain's waterways.
Jack: I don't know why, but they're just hers.
Cristina: They're just hers. They're technically hers.
Jack: So she just owns all the swans?
Cristina: She just owns them. I don't know how there's law. I don't know. She just owns them.
Jack: If a new swan is born, you make sure it's a queen.
Cristina: She also owned all the dolphins and whales in the British waters.
Jack: Okay.
Cristina: I don't know why, but they're British whales and British dolphins. They have citizenship. I don't know. They're British.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: They probably have dolphin accents that are British sounding to other dolphins. Like, we don't know.
Jack: Yeah, I mean, we do know for a fact that dolphins do have different languages.
Cristina: So they have to have different accents.
Jack: Yes. From regions.
Cristina: Yeah. So there you go. She owns them.
Jack: I think they actually did that study, too. Different regions. Yeah, they totally did. Different regions have different accents and different inflections. So, like, they sound very different.
Cristina: But could they still communicate with each other?
Jack: I don't know. Like, is the ultimate sound the same?
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And the way you twisted it is what decided then?
Cristina: It would be more accent than language. Different language. Right. I don't know.
Jack: But getting Back to the Queen. Let's go down some of the interesting details that maybe people don't know about her. Okay, like what interesting details? People don't know that she served in the military.
Cristina: I think I saw that on the crown.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: She was super young, right?
Jack: Yes, yes, yes. Originally she wanted to enlist, like, as soon as she became of age, and that was in 1944. But she was refused because of who she is. Who she is. They can't risk putting her in danger.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: But also, you don't tell me what to do on boss here.
Cristina: So she did anyways.
Jack: So she convinced them. So when she was 19, they finally gave her permission to join the military.
Cristina: That's cool.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: And that was like, right before she became queen or something.
Jack: She became queen about nine years later.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: But, yeah, so she joined the Women's Auxiliary Territory Service. Oh. She was an auto mechanic.
Cristina: Oh, okay. Wow.
Jack: Which explains her fascination with cars, old cars, specifically because it. It be what she would have worked on. So that's what explains her, like, of those, as opposed to brand new, just regular boring cars. She loves the classics from her time. That's a preference. Why she rolls around in those now. Many people in the world believe that the royal family is almost entirely held together today. Like the popularity, the fact that it didn't get, like, voted out of existence. That's only because her popularity exceeds the family's corruption. Okay, so she's more loved than the collective of everybody else is hated. Yes, but just by little. Enough that she'll forever have to hear about it.
Cristina: But then now that she's gone, the family's just.
Jack: The family sucks. They're gonna get voted out of existence in order to not have problems. Yeah, that's probably the next move.
Cristina: Yeah. Yeah. Because they only cared about her. What?
Jack: Yeah. There was never anybody else who mattered. It wasn't the royal family that people loved. People loved Queen Elizabeth.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: That's it. Well, Queen Elizabeth ii, her mom. Well, Queen Elizabeth ii, like, her mom was gangster. Get me wrong, it was a G, but ruthless. But Queen Elizabeth ii, that's compassion.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: She is very. Actually similar to the Ukrainian president in that they want to be in there. They don't want to be on the sidelines. My being a leader should not have any merit on my being a person.
Cristina: Being in there, though, and being in.
Jack: Military, being in the war, fighting with your people, standing there, helping them firsthand.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: All those things, like, she's. She and him are very similar. He would. It would make sense if you can Pick a random leader to rule Earth at any given moment and, like, she's the one leaving. Who's next? It should be the Ukrainian president.
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Be king of the world.
Cristina: Nah. I don't know. I don't think so.
Jack: Why?
Cristina: I don't know him.
Jack: You don't know the queen either.
Cristina: Yeah, that's true. I don't know. They trusted her, and she did a great job.
Jack: She did. She did. But he's just a guy like any other guy, so who knows?
Cristina: Yeah. Who knows? I don't know. Was he this great before this war?
Jack: Like, interesting, Interesting. Maybe he's only, like, a savage at war. Maybe he should be a general. You know? Like, maybe that's the point here. Maybe that's what we're gonna learn. Hey, the country sucked until that war began. Then he really turned it on.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: Okay. Maybe throw him at the military, then. What the h***?
Cristina: Maybe.
Jack: Or make him run the branch of government that directly interacts with the military. That makes sense. But anyhow, let's quickly brush over something interesting.
Cristina: What?
Jack: These people's money. We talked about it before, but let's. Let's really think about this. $86 million of taxpayer money is paid to the crown, and that allows the family to continue to survive and do the things they do and have a castle encrusted with gold everywhere. Gold everywhere. For no reason. Excessive amounts of money. Yeah. And like, it's well known that Queen Elizabeth II took it upon herself to decrease how exaggerated this number was.
Cristina: She did.
Jack: Yeah. Because this is actually the old number.
Cristina: Oh. What's the new number?
Jack: Well, Queen Elizabeth reduced it by several million. Average about 20, 21 million, which would drop that down to about 65 million instead of 86.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: And interesting enough, supplemented the other part by getting donations. Getting people to create the funds for them and things to people who support the crown. So heavily fanatics.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: To then donate and create enough.
Cristina: That makes sense. That works.
Jack: Yeah. Because you're just taking away the obligation from certain people. Or not taking away the. But you're reducing the cost of the obligation.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And then making up the difference by allowing people who want to give you more to do that.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: I think completely remove the tax part of it and just whoever wants to donate.
Cristina: I wonder. That's how we got. Because now she's gone. So the family.
Jack: No reason to donate to these people who just think they're celebrities.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: You. Celebrity for what? Dude, Kim f***** the famous guy. What did you do? You know, like, she made it to the Top of that pole, b****. What did you do? You're just born. Shut the f*** up.
Cristina: I guess they're the child of the Queen. They're the children. The Queen's children.
Jack: The handicapped children of the Queen.
Cristina: Yes. Yes, they are.
Jack: She ended racism in England. Well, didn't end racism, but, you know, injustice.
Cristina: No way. What exactly did she do?
Jack: She changed laws to put equality everywhere. She wanted people of any race to have access to all the same things. And England is absurdly racist. So let's take out the laws that allow people to behave racist, and then they're just stuck with their thoughts without any action.
Cristina: Weird. I think I. I read something. I don't know if I read it wrong, but it sounded like everywhere, like, you have to hire people. It's equal opportunity. Except for in their home.
Jack: Yes.
Cristina: Like they can hire people based on race.
Jack: Yeah. They could do whatever they want.
Cristina: They are everywhere else. You can't. You. But there is. It's not. It's.
Jack: No, no. There's no. Yeah. There's no rule to it. But also you can look at the staff and see a pattern.
Cristina: Yeah. You know, so you can look at.
Jack: The staff and see a pattern.
Cristina: So. I don't know if I read that right or.
Jack: No, you're definitely right.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: It is well well known that there is some bit of lopsidedness with that and the fact that. Well, the problem is nannies a lot of the time spend time with the children more than the parents. You're gonna say your royal child was raised by a black woman. That's what. That's how they're thinking. That's what's happening there. That's why, like, even the cleanup people who are. Who's gonna be around our family the most, they cannot be black. They can't be Hispanic. No, no, no, no.
Cristina: What about the guards?
Jack: No, everybody's white. Oh, everybody. You work for us. You're white. You have to be you around us, you're white. You got to be as white as possible.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Yep.
Cristina: What?
Jack: You could apply. You get rejected.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: Because you're not qualified. But then you look at all the qualified people. There's one qualification you gotta be waiting.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: Yeah.
Cristina: So she didn't end racism.
Jack: She did not end racism.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Just injustice.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Outside of her house. Yeah, that's it.
Cristina: Oh, okay.
Jack: The rest of you, stop doing it.
Cristina: It's wrong.
Jack: Turns around, walks in the house. You mnf. Error. You Emine. What? Just casually Eminevin enters just as she walks inside. Everybody stop being racist to the kind black people. Turns around, enters, enters.
Cristina: Okay, just right there.
Jack: Dropping it.
Cristina: No way.
Jack: D***. Can you imagine? No, I don't think she'd be like that. Her family probably just all of them.
Cristina: There's a secret tape of her saying the N word somewhere.
Jack: Can you imagine that? Be. Probably. No, I don't think of her probably of like one of her child banging children. Which one is the one who was, like, chilling and hanging out on the island with the guy?
Cristina: I don't know. It could be Charles. I have no idea.
Jack: It's Andrew, right?
Cristina: Andrew.
Jack: Yes, Andrew.
Cristina: Which one's Andrew?
Jack: I don't even know who's born of Charles.
Cristina: No, that's Harry. No, that is Andrew's.
Jack: Yes. It's just right. It's. Dude, I don't know. It. Turtles all the way down.
Cristina: It turtles all the way down.
Jack: It's so many turtles. Okay, so how many turtles for. It's all the turtles all the way down.
Cristina: Okay. Yeah, well, it doesn't matter because they're all lizard people anyway.
Jack: Yeah. They weren't a human to begin with. Look, this is. This is the ultimate conclusion here. The queen is amazing. The queen did a lot. The queen held the planet together. And she's passed. And that's crazy and tragic. And Rush is gonna have a frenzy and we're all screwed. And apocalypse began as soon as, whatever, these lanternflies showed up. And they're gonna eat all the food and she doesn't have to experience the famine. So she like. Good. Good on her.
Cristina: Good on her.
Jack: Good on her. She. She survived so long, and then she's like, well, I can't stop this problem. F*** you guys. No. Yeah, it's like it. The problem showed up and it's really, like, too much. And she's like, I'm not trying this one.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So now she's in a different place without lanternflies.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: So she's leaving the problem with us. Now it's in our hands. There's no more Betty White and Queens to help us solve the lantern fly problem, people. So the. The ultimate conclusion here is we have to figure out the lanternfly problem before they eat all the crops and we starve to death.
Cristina: I think I. I think it's the end. Yeah. Okay. It's the end.
Jack: So may Queen Elizabeth rest in peace.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: And, like, I don't care about the new king, so either way, God bless the queen.
Cristina: Yes.
Jack: Wherever she is.
Cristina: Wherever she is.
Jack: Word. Because it does suck. Never be purity that way again. One of a kind. Fascinating. So to her, I spill Some. Some. I'll buy something and spill it later. Let's spill some.
Cristina: Drink water.
Jack: She had like, like golden wine made of real gold would just instantly kill anybody who's not a lizard.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: You know, just straight gold into the throat.
Cristina: Mmm.
Jack: Just melted gold. And they can tank it because they're lizards.
Cristina: Okay. Yes.
Jack: Yeah. Doesn't even harden in their body. It's just liquid gold. It stays like they pee it right out. Still liquid.
Cristina: Okay. What are you talking about?
Jack: The liquid gold they drink that I'm gonna be spilling. Buy some of their stuff and spill it.
Cristina: Okay.
Jack: Anyways, we've never ever mentioned the queen here before, so there's not like a reference material. This is really just in honor of the queen. So. Yeah, I hope you guys. I mean we still. We're still. We're still pretty dumb and say dumb.
Cristina: S*** straight through on other podcasts.
Jack: Yeah, on this one too.
Cristina: On this one.
Jack: But it is what it is. Look, we. We're not disrespecting the queen though. That ain't happening. Anyways, you guys, if you want more episodes of many other topics, I suppose. Or do you want to find other places like your friend is some whack noob who doesn't do podcast platforms so you need to show him on social media so that he knows and. Or she knows, you know, I want to be attacked by some blue haired chick. But yeah, so you can, you can send them social medias so they can get the idea and want to go to the. To the platform because they convinced of which the social media is our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. And you can find all that at. Just come with Bob.
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Cristina: Yes. Is that the only example? There has to be. Other people speak like that. Right.
Jack: Like, the don't understand how, like, grammar, like, English grammar works. I mean, I guess. Right. There's a. Like, that probably just happens in language naturally.
Cristina: Yeah.
Jack: When people are like, well, I speak this and I'm learning that thing, and I'm saying words in that thing with the rules of this thing that I grew up doing.
Cristina: Mm.
Jack: And, like, it doesn't make sense, but, I mean, the people get it. They know what I'm trying to say based on how I'm saying it backwards or whatever.
Cristina: Yeah. Like, if you were trying to speak, like, Spanish but in the English way, you sound like Yoda to the Spanish person.
Jack: Why?
Cristina: Like, there's some words that you're not. You're supposed to say in reverse in Spanish.
Jack: Like, okay, yo tingo ambre. I have hunger.
Cristina: Hunger. Yes. Like, you wouldn't say that. Yeah, but like, descriptions. How would you say that pretty cat.
Jack: Ese gato es lindo. Essay. That cat is pretty. That cat is pretty.
Cristina: Okay, that pretty cat jumped.
Jack: That pretty. Okay, that pretty cat jumped. Essay. Oh, I got. Yeah, you're right. Esegato. So we already swapped the cat forward. We took it from wherever it was in the back. Essegato. What was it Pretty. That pretty cat. What pretty cat jumped. Ise gato lindo brinko. Wait, how do you know this line?
Cristina: Exactly.
Jack: Where'd that line come from? How did you just have that loaded?
Cristina: I don't know.
Jack: Like, that was fire. I dig it.
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