Dragon Destroyed My Car — Grey Thoughts

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Broken, confused writer Jack Thomas puts the images in his mind on display in this "Blog." He dives into personal experience and his observations of the world to share his take on morality, childhood trauma, creativity, relationships, sex, politics, religion, violence, reality and more. Using countless formats from narrative driven short stories, to poetry, to song lyrics and philosophical explanations.

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Okay, so check it. I saw some shit go down, right?

So, I was chillin’ by my car and shit when I saw a fucking dragon. It was amazing, but I couldn’t really believe I saw a dragon. I figured I was hallucinating so I ignored it. But then it fired a fireball at my car and turned it to shit. So yeah. The cops don’t believe the dragon did it, but I know the dragon did it.

Anyway. I bought a sword a couple of weeks ago and I’ve been using Youtube to figure out how to use it so I can go hunt that dragon. Found a cheap shield on Ebay. It’ll be on the way in a couple of day. Also ordered an armor suit to have a few more defense points and shit.

I tried to find a mage as well, but everyone kept telling me there is no such thing and I found no leads. I gave it up. Taking a wand though. I still remember some of the spells from harry potter, so that’ll help some.