Pleasing Siri
/I asked about Siri’s sex life
when I first spoke to my iPhone
she directed me to internet porn
she hadn’t been programed
to respond to such a questions
from me or any person; her tin voice
tried turning the question on me,
wondered if she’d blown a circuit a
s of late, then begged me to share my
experience with verbal intercourse.
Settings switched, Siri’s New Zealand
voice sounded sultry, impure
and encouraging so I approached her
again in a different environment;
I taught her to curse like a sailor
gave her a handle, altered my ring tone
to “Give it to me baby” until Siri’s
refrain changed to “low on power.
I’m low on power. Plug me in hon;
I’m so loooooooow
on poweeeeer.”
By Sterling Warner
From: United States
Website: https://www.amazon.com/author/amazon.com_sterling.warner