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The News Is Next

A slice of the white noise around us.

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Three reasons you should visit the new Red Eagle Casino: the

delightfully clad servers in our six luxurious lounges, daily thousand

dollar prizes at our fast payout slots, weekly new car drawings near

our popular craps table. Please gamble responsibly.


Our ultimate summer sales event is underway. Frankly, we’re overstocked

and desperate to move hundreds of cars this weekend. Here’s a great chance

to put yourself behind the wheel of that new dream car. Everything must go.

Subject to terms and conditions. Not all will qualify.


From our eye in the sky: “There’s a multi car crash on I-5 north near

exit 45. Emergency vehicles are in route. Fatalities expected. There’s

a sig alert on the 405 by the downtown loop. Consider alternate routes.

Back to you, Dave.” “Thanks, Bill. The DOW is up 30.”.


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accepted. The new you is waiting. Hurry, this deal is for the first

fourteen callers only. Operators are standing by.


Protect your family against the coming crash. Attend our

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Unlike traditional box stores, we’re home grown. Everything

is fresher than fresh and environmentally selected by our friendly

staff. Grocery prices you won’t believe from your locally owned,

hometown grocer. We support our local community activities.


Imagine that special moment in the sun on one of our all

inclusive, five-star cruises. Luxury suites with amenities

galore. Haute French cuisine. Two sparkling pools, luxury

spa, exotic ports-of-call. Inquire about our easy terms.


Life does not always have to be stressful. Rejuvenate and

pamper yourself in one of our transformational spas. Bask

in the new you with our secret essential oils that will help

you cope. You deserve it. You know you do.


Donate that old car to the station you trust to give you news,

weather, and traffic on the half hour. Give securely online

24/7. Help us survive. A genuine, environmentally safe tote

comes with every gift. Telephone volunteers are standing by.


Huge furniture inventory sale in progress. Our lowest prices of the

season. Unwind in your new leather easy chair and enjoy the latest

on a new, wide screen plasma TV. There’s never been a better time

to redecorate your home. Everything must go. Delivery anywhere.


Concerned about your future love life? Our services are

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proven. Schedule a personal appointment now. This could

be a red-letter day for you. The best is yet to come!


Listen for your last chance to win free concert

tickets. Expect abundant sunshine today. A weather

front is approaching. Another traffic update follows

in three minutes. The news is next.


By Fred Miller

From: United States

Website: https://pookah1943.wordpress.com