I asked about Siri’s sex life

when I first spoke to my iPhone

she directed me to internet porn

she hadn’t been programed

to respond to such a questions

from me or any person; her tin voice

tried turning the question on me,

wondered if she’d blown a circuit a

s of late, then begged me to share my

experience with verbal intercourse.

Settings switched, Siri’s New Zealand

voice sounded sultry, impure

and encouraging so I approached her

again in a different environment;

I taught her to curse like a sailor

gave her a handle, altered my ring tone

to “Give it to me baby” until Siri’s

refrain changed to “low on power.

I’m low on power. Plug me in hon;

I’m so loooooooow

on poweeeeer.”

By Sterling Warner

From: United States

Website: https://www.amazon.com/author/amazon.com_sterling.warner